The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-08-20
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vonsa Even Who have rs u,ey . sbfes
,h.si. 10 the vind -on ssshlns day
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b.,ssts yoats nstf Mes Cook - Oh, no
mun. he ssiiiu' 90 10 hiiy
-hn ea,ies. Iov much faster street
car hsmts slors vheu you are funn'ns
ate, /, ,b.u .heo you are rdins 90 IT,
II ha uisi.i. shout !. being ut
hesl,b, - slssp IN feathers Loof 81 ib'
,p,iss 4 lekeb ed .ss hos tough be 10.
r ac.sion is oil right iusi 20 IL does
no, lsare lts victim too smsri 70 vorh Ard
not smart enough 70 set along si'hou
work
--Ds.bs..y Il thought you started &c
..Ae ,our .ife over 10 Europe this year
B.nao-I did. Bat going down to the
s,esmsr she stopped in nilliners shop
on Brosdws,
N9w said The tescLer. Who bad been
trying TO ius,iiI her olsss With love OF o.
,ure. xblch Of the seasons do you like bes' .
Johnny may .nsser And Johnny snswer
ed. Tue baseball aason,
A Practical IJes. Wiie--0ur little
Willie ought TO have vbits flannel suit 70
wear At the seashore. dear. Husband
Then Why don't you send my old one out
and have II washedi
Mistress tbenevolep.ly TO her msid 10
Anticipation OF . complimsn'l - WhA'
wonld you do II you could play the piano
A well ss | cant Maid Il should take
lessons
-F,i.nd ! should think you would
Ana hard wood rather 30 expensive Tue
these d.y.i Suburban Resident - Ths
wood pile is noi ior fuel, i.s protection
against tr.@ps.
Willing t, Reconsider = Cbumpley =
You decline me because ] sm poor, bu
come day | shall be rich. Jessie - Vel
you, have my postofiice address
-Gisanlic lady TO (policemsD) - Sir
can you not see me across the streeif 10
licemsn See y,x across de sireate, 10 II
Sure, mum, | can see y,z mile on.
-Bufslaf Where do You keep you
moueyY Biesby Er-lt's In the pocke
of my wiie's dress Burglar 10 pan :
Come on Pit: We alu', no Stanley eIplor
ia expedition
According to the Dstroit Free Press,
younq drsnatis,. telling the story OF hi
new play W fuN III snas''' '"'' - "
robbers crawl 10 al the window the coc
,,ake. one. All, said the manager, Sbic
ontf
A Nsyal. lsdy took unfsir advsntag
Of ber Husbands indulgence In bath !
clone With another man The bereave
one expressed tae conviction that she ba
been waiting for the opportunity Il
months.
The Grumber st the Gate. 81. Pet
VIVA, arc you lsmenting about. IN
friendi Applicant Nothing ever turne
out ss l expected. aud don't think l
like this place. ST Peter = Go 10 my irisr
aud lie, Jeremish cheer you mp.
--ses5dsby ia suspicious fellow. %
Brief The lawyer. did some work for bi
ahuie while ago. aud when be asked I
the bin told him 1t va. oil right -
wouldn't charge him anything. He than
ed me cordially. bat said he'd like TO be
sreceipt
John was building . chicken-coo
While little Bndge stood by looking c
John bruised bis thumb. and exclsime
Oh ersciousl Whist makes you say tbs
asked Bulge Whist should ssy' reto
cd John, for bis thumb ached. Well, %
Badge. SITTER Rejecting little. you mig
say the 'msndmrnts
Frs, Stranger Travelling for pleasu
sirf Second Stranger Yes, cir. an
nywsy 10 see tile Alps and Europe q
orally Travelling for pleasure yourse
First Siianeef- Yes. l en- on my way
the United S'a'es to zee the Rocky Mot
tsins. Niagara Falls snd other wonde
Have you see tbsm' second Stranger
nc; I'm an American. you know.
1t is told that one day during the '
afanaa of Cottsderst-.. ~esrins csptu'
blue o.sreosis. rode MP 10 house 10 r
ues..e and greeted the owner With: W,
cid man. What arc you. reb or fspk' p
Red nv the bloe coats aud gray pants. Z
not bnosinR to which army bis VISIT
belonged Old Caution answered; w
ceriiemsn. I'm no,hIb' aud very little
Mr. ou,.iins It, sife. Who 10 d.
ipesms chiekins ont Of the yud) W
! dou'i 800 shy woman cant thfo'
,ious Yen hsven't come within 10
iset 81 ore a ihose hens Mrs. Ouisk
Il dropped ny se~ine 10 order 10 dl
these hens out. and think. instead
standing here criticisins you nigh, 81
and thread les nesdleiuls 81 elk
me
-sa pa. Sclemon ~ss The sises msn
ever Tired. vssnt hes Yes, son be y
rnr.kATysa And he hsd three bunt