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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
One More Broken Trotb.

81 hear You are gong to marry Miss Barley
next week.
"Factn
"Its no wonder you were captivated by her
fascination
"WhvFr
"Oh, because she has very engaging ways.
She was enrgd to me and Hanks and
Glitter and Marshmallow aud Gumdropper
here, and we all oppcdhar when We head
she was also eng?g, ID 20 you"
IIahlean.l
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
An Honest Man,

Great Lawyer lin crOss-eXamination)
Huh. You consider the prisoner an
honest man, do you?
Witness-An honester man never
lived
Great Lawyer OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
you kindly state on what you base that
remarllab BILE opinion?
Witness (hotly)-On the fact that he
once tried to be a lawyer and failed
Good News.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A wood-carving machine, which is in
reality an embossing machine, pressing
anS v G ;nto uieiu Ell t 81 Moo' In b
ts s,sae mas !;
now in use with large and practical
results. This machine produces per-
feet limitations of hand carvings of all
designs, on any length, width and
thickness of stock, and in the most
satisfactory manner.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Stamped ont
-blood-poisons of every name and
nature, by DIR. Piercc's Golden Med
ical Discovery.
It's a medicine that starts from
the beginning. 1t rouses every or
gan into healthy action, purifies and
enriches the blood, and through it
cleanses and rcnews the whole sys-
tenn. All Blood, Skin, and Scalp
Diseases, from q common blotch
or eruption to the worst Scrofula,
are cured by it. For letter, Salt
rheum, Eczema, Erysipelas, Boils,
Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Goitre or
Thick Neck, and Enlarged Glands,
Tumors, and Swellings, it's an une-
qualed remedy.
Don't think it's like the sarsapa-
rillas. They claim to be good for
the blood in March, April, and May.
"Golden Medical Discovery" works
equally well at all seasons. And it
not only claims to do good-it
guarantees it. If it doesn't benefit
or cure, in every case, you have
your money back.
You pay only for the good you
get.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Marriage the RefOrmer.

Mrs. Feathers-And you won't give
me thirty dollars for that bonnet; you
who always protested that YOU loved
me so extravagantly.
Mr.. Feathers-Weli, dear, since we
have been married, you know, l find
it's best for both of us if ! love you
economically!
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
A Painful Mistake,

"Buzz-buzz,r bird sang In a cus
OF Eo,lyhock so tall,
But when | tried to shut ii up
And make him nice room to sup
'TwIs not birl at all!
l eon'tkncw all my alphabet
am too small, YOU see;
But tn arc's one letter in the set
Tina. fter this FL meier forget
And that's the letter b
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

know it's folly to complain
of whatsoe'er the fatas decree;
Yet, were not wishes all in vain.
tell you what my wish should be;
I'd wish 10 be boy again,
Back with the frienus used to knyw,
For was, oh, so happy then
But tEat was very long ago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
He Went Home Il arly.

He-I mustn't stay so lat, as did the last
tina | called.
She-No; tie sun rises an hour earlier now
than it id then.
cceded to emulate the excellent example Of the
sul.-at once.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Playin. on His Pride.

Outvit-I suppose that when you talk
French to Waite you are telling him
something you want the rest of us to
know nothing about?
Sntwit-Not at all, my dear fellow.
] am telling him something ! want
him to know nothing about.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
SO Cruel!

Ethel-'I've been engaged six
times, and now I'm going to marry
Charlie Simpson. How many times
have you been engaged?" Maud (de-
murely) -"Only twice--to Charlie
Simpson. Epoch.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Her Hero.

Miss Garrison Ito the lieutenant)--
Did you ever kill an Indian?
The Lieutenant-Yes; once.
Miss Garrison (breathiessly)-Do tell
me about it!
The Lieutenant gave one some
medicine once when he was sick
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Gratifying to All.

The high position attained an the universal
acceptance and approval of the pleasant liquid
fruit remedy, Syrup OF Figs, as the most OK
cellcnt laxative known, illustrate the value of
the qualities on VIII ch its success is based and
arc abundantly gratifying to the California
Fig Syrup Company.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
He Had.

Laura-"I don't know, George. 1t
seems such a solemn thing to marry.
Have you counted the cost?"
George-"The cost, Laura? The cost?
Shucks! I've got a poacher cousin
thatll marry us for nothing?' Chicago
Tribune.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Wanted! BY the Mutual Life Insurdn e
Company, Of New York, the largest life in.ur
ance company in the world. agents AMI solicit
tors in every county in the state OF Iowa.
Liberal terms. State previous business expct-
fence and give references. Address, 4. ".
Peet & Co., Managers, st. Paul, Mimi
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

speer's unfermented grape juice, preserved
absolutely pure as 1t runs from the press, with
out cooking or the addition Of spirits OF any
other substance. 1t is preserved by precipitat-
ing and extracting the ferment or yeast princi-
pie by electricity and fumigation. Sold by
druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Lofty Thoughts.

Mrs. Rondo-Ah, 50 you have stopped
writing
MIR. Rondo--NIy thoughts have run
up tree.
Mrs. Rondo-That's too pad! What
will you do?
Mr. Rondo tflling his pipe)-I am
going to smoke them out.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
UnDODuIar Science.

Mrs. Won Gabb-What persons, doc
tor, as class, are generally color
blind?
Doctor de Gabb-Those who boast OF
having blue blood in their veins.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A. NJ. PRIEST, Druggist shtlbyyille, Ind.
says; "Halhs Catarrh Cure gives the best CT
satisfaction. Can get plenty of test m onials,
as it cures every one VINO takes it," Drug
gists sell it, 75c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Mrs Newell always put some PearlIne In
my wash water. Do YOU eyeruse anyi
Mrs, Oldun-Oh, yes, Pyle's--The King's
Jester.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

DEAR READERS While visiting places oil
interest, spend my leisure time plating
table ware and jewelry and selling platers.
make from 81 10 tl5 per day. The work is
paid q for my platter to II. X. Delno & Co..
Columbus O. Why not have a GOOD time
and money in your pocket, when for IS you
can start n business OF your own Write
above firm for circulars A TOURIST.
A horseshoe scarf pin is crossed by two pla
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

To have the crust of potpie brown set the
pot on a few Goals before the fire and turn it
frequently.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Glass lamp shades are being introduced with
deposits of silver floral work.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

| and whtn Toured over hard-t oiled eggs, sliced
and lad ey, MY on the platter, is tempting
dish
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Especially appropr ate for the season is a
blue enamel heart brooch set in a circle Of
pearl.tiTp ID god wires.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A scarf pin that appeals TO fishermen is a
gold trout, whore shining coat 10 formed by
imall diamonds.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

No kitchen should be without scales TO &c 4
the integrity of things purchased by wei Git
an l to measure the quantities Of var,ous re-,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A silver wish bone is a belt buckle dis played
by jewellers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Among the necessities for AIDES WAC wear
outing shirts is set Of gold enamel studs,
connected by a slender chain.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

FITS-EpilepSy permanently cured by new system
of treatment. Two TRIAL BOTTLES FREE. Send for
Treatise Epieptc Remedy Co As Broad ST., New York
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Learn Shorthand by mail. Positions sc
cured by w. q. Chafee, Osweso, n. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Silver wire purses Of late issue have tiny
teur de-lis scattered all over than.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A dog whistle, match box and cigar cut
ter is the newest coml inaton in silver.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Majors Cement Repairs Broken Articles
l5c and 25c. Majors Best Liquid Glue l0c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

"Hnnson's MngIc Corn SaIve."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask
sour druggist for it. Price 10 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
BLOOD POISON

ease which Hot Springs and mercury give only
temporary relief. We guarantee to cure or make
no charge. Sore Throat Mucous Patches in the
Mouth, Old Malignant Sores or Ulcers of long
standing Mercurial rheumatism, Loss of Hair,
Copper @iored Spots We solicit the very worst
cases and our treatment Is very short. We post
lively guarantee a cure or no pay. Write us for
positive proofs which we will send by mail free,
securely sealed. Correspondence confidential
We have references who permit us 10 refer 10
them. Write and describe case. COOK RENE
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
How a Tour,.t Make. Money.

Chrysanthemum blossoms are applied with
very pretty effect to china dishes.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

FITS.-An Fits stopped free by 5s, RLNE's GREAT
Nerve Restorer. No Fit after first day use. Mar
velous cures. Treatise and 500 trial bottle free -
Fit cases. Send 10 Dr. Kline, 3l Arch St., Phila, Ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
THE MARKETS..

Euanel pansies with jeweled centers con
pose ear screws abundantly worn.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A little kerosene oil rubl CT bris<ly o~er the
spots on dark clothing will brighten the gar
ments and remove the stains almost like
magic.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

Mrs. winslov's Soothing syrup, for Chill
dren teething softcns the gums, reduces inhamma-
ton nlIays pain. cures wind collie CSC. n bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
HIGHLAND PARK
NORMAL COLLEGE, DIES
MONIES, IA.

Eight Hundred and Twenty.one Different
Students Enrolled the First Year-Stu-
dents Present During the Year From
Every County in the state, and
Thirteen Different States md
Territories Represented.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

A bracelet Of new character is Of gold
wire clasped by an emerald lizard.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Wine for tho Communion Table,

A horseshoe scarf pin is crossed by two pl
tina nails with almonds in their heads.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

4 t6 a'' ssss T 1.s Thompson's Eye Water
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
The Happy Days OF Youth.

HIGHLAyD PARK NORMAL COLLEGE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

KIM Mrs. Alice Maple, Oregon, No.. writes
1 \ NJ my weight was $40 pounds. nov IL is 100,
reduction Of l25 lbs For circulars address, with S.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27

when the fact becomes developed as II
Will shortly, that some prominent Wash
irgton people, including q number Of
Senators and Representatives, are large
w interested in the undertaking.
One of the indications of the coming
material greatness of West Virginia is
the interest being manifested in it's de-
yelopment by railroad corporations
The widening of the States railroad in
terestS Is progressing rapidly, Before
the end Of the year the Norfolk and
Western will have probed virgin ter
ritOry with its New River division to
the Ohio river, practically placing the
famous Elkhorn coal region 500 miles
nearer the markets of Chicago and the
Northwest.
The Dayis-ElkinS syndicate are ex-
tending their road both north and south,
intending to ingraft itself with the
Pennsylvania railroad system, and OF
getting southern route TO tidewater.
The Baltimore and Ohio railroad and
the Chesapeake and Ohio are extending
branches in every direction to get with
in their embrace the growing volume Of
freight traffic.
The completion of Senator Camden's
system, consisting Of the West Virginia
and Pittsburg and the Monongahela
roads, will constitute a new trunk line
through some of the richest coal. iron
and timber country of West Virginia,
having direct connection with Pittsburg
and other Northern centers, and with
all the eastern and southern territory
covered by the Chesapeake and Ohio
road.
Therefore, taking it all in all, the
State OF West Virginia, because of its
situation, its natural re-
sources, and its economic, financial, and
social conditions. seems abundantly
justified in expecting that its progress
on all lines in the next decade will be as
great as that of any other Southern
State.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27
bridgeport.

Dir Fisher was summoned by telegraph
IN Sunday morning to the bedside Of Mrs.
Turner. who is seriously i'll, and who lives
with her daughter, Mrs. +. NJ. Townsend,
of Elvria. Ohio. He returned yesterday
morning. and her friends here are glad TO
learn that her condition is somewhat I'M
nroved. She was Il former resident here
and her husband, William Turner, was at
one time extensively engaged in the LUMBER
business in Martins Ferry.
Some time during Sunday night thieves
effected AN entrance through the front door
To Gabriel Nuby's barber shop on Bank
street and took three pairs of scissors, two
pairs of clippers and thirteen rCzorS. Ihey
also broke into Peter Dittrich'S shoe shop
and carried away two pairs OF boots ana
two pairs of shoes. II must have taken a
great deal of nerve to do this, as these
places are almost under the electric arc
light.
"Cute~ Coss was arrested Yesterday ior
creating a disturbance and being drunk
while i'm the West End church. rms Is
ouite serious offense. as the penalty IS 81
fine and ten days in jail.
There will be meeting of Council to
NIGHT To discuss the water works question
The time TO take good thing IS wheh II
presents itself.
Miss Emma Pelli, who has been tht
meet of Miss Maggie Hill, returned TO hei
home in Massillon yesterday.
Miss Clara Chapman, OF Steubenyille, Is
the guest Of her sister, Mrs. Geo. Elliott.
DR. w. d. Hoge, Of Portland, was calling
on friends yesterday.
Mr.. Hamilton Glass. of Flushing was IL
town yesterday.
Rev. Jas. Cope, OF Tiltonville' was her'
YESTERDAY
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27
A Drummer's Big Spree.

Frank Kline. a salesman Tor i New
York dry goods house. has had an eXpe-
rience in Chicago that he won't soon
forget. He was laid out as corpse in
the city morguc, and was restored by
an electric battery Kline has large
salary and enjoys life. His first few
days in this city on this trip were more
than usually successful. He bought a
large diamond with his surplus cash.
He went out for stroll Thursday after
noon and stepped into saloon. The
first glass of the cOncoction the bar
tender gave him made him forget all
about his big sales and his diamond. a
girl in the saloon, under the pretence of
a caresS, put her arm about his neck
aud removed So from his pocketbook
and a New York Central mileage ticket,
and also took the big diamond.
When Kline showed signs of reviving
he was thrown into the street. where he
fell into a stupor. A few minutes later
he was picked up for dead and taken to
the morgue in a patrol wagon. DR.. Nc
Namara, of the County Hospital stan
happened to be in the place, and some
thing caused him TO believe there was
still life in the man. A stomach pump
and an electric battery did the work,
and in half an hour Kline walked out.
He snow ON his way to New York.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27

Real Estate Agents,
Telephone S6 1874 Market Street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27

had heard about the man in Kansas
who was giving away town lots free,
and one day / left the train at small
station and hired man 10 drive me
over 90 the site OF the future great city.
Z found >iNty-acre farm Staked out
into lots twenty feet front by fifty deep,
but only one house and one person was
iu sight The house was farm cabin,
and the person was the owner of il aud
the one I wanted TO see.
Come for iot?' be- asked Is we
drove up.
Yes. iu ease my information is cor
rect. DO you give them away free
'.I Do"
81 had heard SO.
..Go right out and select any one you
HSe. Those selected are marked with
red stakes; those not yet taken 10y black
ones.
took "a walk around, aud made Sc
lection. aud hc found the number and
said:
-Nou want am abstract OF title, of
course. Here 10 is. and the fee is s..
When I had received il he hunted out
q deed already signed, and filled my
name u. called u the tcamSter and his
wife for witnesses, aud said.
"Here is your deed. TN have to
charge - for that
paid the sum named, and lac then
got down 81 big book, and said:
"Nou want 10 recorded, OF course. !
ann the County Clerk. The fee for re-
coriiug IS -.
had it duly recorded, and just then
dinner was ready. He invited me TO
>it down. but when We We're through,
hc said:
My charge for dinner is - cents.
The taxes on Your lot will be due next
week. aud you had better leave the
money. The amount is ~l..5, and my
commission Tor receipting will be ."
cents"
paid him the sum named, and was
about 20 set into the wagon when he
said.
The charge for bringing you over
and taking you back is -. Half be-
longs tu me. a~ own the wagon. One
dollar, please.
~Can you think OF anything further
asked. as ! handed him the dollar
We'll. you'll have 90 stop an the june
tiuu about four hours before the East
cru train comes along own the
restaurant there. Please eat all You
can.
81 have" said, after q little isnr-
inr. 'paid you Sl3.15 for a lot you ad-
verti,c 10 give away free. How much
DO Won call this land worth an acre.
All of siN dollars sir. I've been
offered Eve aud wouldn't take IL.
~Theu I've paid You more than the
value of two acres 90 get a Tot large
enough Co bury a couple OF COWS ON
~ENact'y. exactly, aud ! consrat-
ulatc vou ou your bargain.
..Thcn YOU don't call il q swiud'e''
NO. sir. $50. sill, a man who Viii
kick Goa buying chunk of the glorious
West Tor less than >l4 isn't Straight
and. Mr.. Tompkius. ia advise you 10
Keep au eye ou him going back and see
Thai he doesn't jump ont OF the wagon
and bHk YOU ont q your dollar.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-27
A QUESTION WELL ANSWERED.
Ia what Respect is Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy Better Than Any Other:
WE WILL TELL IOU.

II is the only remedy that will liquefy
the tough, tenacious mucus incident TO
colds, and render il easy TO cxpectorate
IL is the only remedy that will cause the
expulsion of mucus from the air cells of
the lungs.
1t is the only remedy that will counteract
the effect OF severe cold and greatly miti-
gate, if not effectually cure the cold within
one days time To do this it must be used
as soon as the first symptoms of the cold
appear
1t will cure a severe cold in less time
than any other treatment.
1t is the only remedy that will prevent
Group.
1t is the only remedy that has cured
thousands Of cases OF Group without single
failure.
1t is the only remedy that will prevent
all dangerous consequences from whooping
cough.
II is pleasant and safe to take There is
not the least danger in giving il TO children
in large and frequent doses which are al
ways required in case of Group and some
times for whooping cough.
II is put up in large bottles for the price.
Many persons who have used il for years
and know from experience its true value.
say that a 30 cent bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy will 20 further towards
curing severe colds, and do more real good
than dollar bottle of any other cough
medicine they have ever used. For sale by
w. w. Irwin, G. X. Goetze, G. Schnepf, j.
Klad, NJ. w. Heinrich, W. Z. Armbrecht,
c. Menkemeller, w. +. Williams and John
Coleman, druggists.