The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-07-06
A Philosophers opIn,on.

foildIe sdlu 10 beautiful young lacy with
whom he was dining, "Your rivals are the perfec-
ton Of art; you are the perfection of nature"
This could not have been said If the young lady
was suffering from disease, and pain had left It's
signs on the features. Women who want to keep
beautiful, and be the perfection of nature should
use "Favorite Prescription" to assist Nature
when needed, to irregularities aid clrcula.
ton and digestion, and thereby clear up the skin,
rendering it soft and beautiful. DIR. Pierces Fa-
vorite Prescription Is the only medicine for WON.
ans peculiar ills, sold through druggists, and
guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case, or
money refunded.
Below are two curious epitapbs taken from
the old Germany Burying Ground" in Boston,
the names OF the individuals buried there having
long been effaced:
"Here lies Rebecca In Dust
Until the second Life.
Who was Twenty-Five months Just
loving, faithful Wife,"
II bargained with Christ for room blow
He grants mansion in His upper story.
SO God gives more than we do ask or know;
Instead OF grace, uninterrupted glory"
Had your yacation?" No. "Well don't for
get TO take along Johnson's Anodyne Llnimenf.
GUS homely manP And yet be must have found
some woman to marry him. for that child he is
leading evidently belongs to him.
why, Maud, love, the child proves nothing.
1t may be only grandchild!-Puck."
If your h air is incliAed to fall out and become
thin use Halls Hair Remover.
"Kou y, ung scoundrel," said the father, selling
his disobedient son by the neck, "Ill show you
how you ought to treat your motherl
And he gave him several bangs OH the ear, and
then shook him till Ills hair began to fall out,
philadelphia Times.
Ladies employed in fashionable stores, whose
duties keep them standing all day, should send
&c stamp to Pinkham Medicine Co.. Lyon, Mass,
for "Guide to Health and Etiquette"
Thomas-I don't like to boast. don'tcherknow,
but I'd have you TO know that am always pres.
emit at all the society events. What dyer think o.
that?
Henry-I think you must be waiter. Can't
account for 1t In any other way.-Boston Tran
script.
Baby cried
Mother sighed,
DOCTOR prescribed Castor1n,
"My son," said the venerable man, as he sent
his boy forth to do battle with the world "select
your calling, stick TO that one thing alone and
you will succeed"
The boy selected the calling of village llwyer
stuck 10 It faithfully, and now he Is known for
miles around as the best checker player in Pike
county, Chicago Tribune.
hyou are tired taking the old fashioned
gripping pills, try Carter's Little Liver Pills and
take some comfort. an can't stand every
thing. One pill dose. Try them.
Thought is Dangerous.
Lady-Is your father at home, dear?
Minister'S little daughter-Yes'm, he's in his
sermonizlng room.
"You mean his study, presume"
Nom, we don't call 1t a study any MORE Pa
doesn't want any one to suspect HIM of heresy,"
New York Weekly.
Ayers SarsaDarilla, operating through the
blood, eradicates The scrofulous taint.
The Identity Complete.
Auditor Cat seance)-I would like to speak
with Robert Browning
Spirit Medium (ten minutes later)-Mr Brown
Ing has Just been seen, but the angel could not
Auditor-How like Bob!-Judge.
Pain fro indige stton, dyspepsia, and
too hearty eating is relieved at once by taking
one of Carriers Little Liver Pills Immediately
after dinner. Don't forget this.
Anxious Mamma-Little Dick is upstairs crying
with the toothache.
Practical Papa-Take him around to the
dentists.
81 haven't any money"
"You won't need any money. The toothache
will stop before you get there."-GoOd News.
For family medicine, Ayers Sugar Coated
Pills are unrivaled. They eradicate disease.
JohnDy-Pa what does the paper mean when 1t
says that Mr.. Littlesole has taken Miss Brown as
the partner of his joys and sorrows?
Pa-lt means my son, that they are to enter
upon life upon the share and share alike princi-
pie. He will take all the Joys and let her have all
the sorrows.-Boston Transcript