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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

If it is true that philoso pliers are wise men,
then DR.. Bull, of Cough Syrup fame, must
have been one of the greatest of philoso-
iphers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

JOHN WATSON, of Pennsylvania, de-
sired a wife, and went to the barge
Office in New York to find her. He dis
covered pretty emigrant girl, and at
once proposed marriage, but she de-
cIned 70 accept him nnless he would
also find a husband for the girl who
accompanied her. As Watson had not
a full line of husbands in stock, he was
obliged to look elsewhere.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01
KAEsAR

JOHN DILLON. the Irish home-ru1er,
studied medicine and abandoned good
practice to enter upon political ca
rear
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01
A NEW YORK BEAUTY.
Mrs. John BIoodeood, Jr-

One of the most beautiful women In
New York is Mrs. John Bloodgood. Jr.,
formerly Mrs. Havemeyer. She is a
granddaughter of Mrs. Ann s. Ste
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Throat Diseases commence with a Cough,
Cold, or Sore Throat. "BrolO1t's Bronchial
Troches" give immediate relief. Sold only
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Pure soap is white. Brown soaps are adul-
terated with rosin. Perfume is only put in
to hide the presence of p1CtIid fat. Dobbinss
Electric Soap is pure, white, and unscented.
Has been sold since 1865. Try it 7olO.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

} Now is the time when lots of people feel it
incumbent upon themselves to go into train
ing for swearin gEoff on New Years day. -
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01
THE REALM OF FASHION.
HANDSOME DINNER AND RE-
CEPTION TOILETS.

Dainty and Artistic Costumes tor the Bali
ROOm-HOw a Young Debutante Should
Be -Arrayed-Hints TO MOthers-Other
Fashion Matters.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

An exchange states that the male wasp
does not sting. Before investigating the
truth of this assertion, we would advise our
readers, to secure bottle of Salvation OIL
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01
Deafness Can't Be Cured

If children have pets they are less liable to
become pettish.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Mrs. WlnSIOw's Soothing syrup for Chill
dren teething. softens the gums. reduces inhaTn-
matioA. alays pain. CT wind collie 25c bottle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

An INQUIRER wishes To know what viii cure
. felon. The penitentiary or death.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

81 A little girl wept because she couldn't 60
to the "Chris-thank-ye-n mum show.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

BUMPTIoUs LAwYER-When I began
my profession hadn't penny to call
my own. sirl Cynic Quietly And
have you now?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

An eminent medical man declares
that the little toe of man is degenerat-
ing, which may perhaps please the
man with corn upon it, even though
it fails to soothe or convince him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

There is a great deal of dry humor about
paker jokes-as dry as chips
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When che had Children, she gave them Castoria
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

The burglar is a handy sort of man to
assist with the bank clearings.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

The right to purchase votes is not in the
state constitution. 1t is found in the buy
lava
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

He: Hello! wonder where my hat has
gone. She (glancing at the clock): 1t must
have gone home.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Lying would not be kept up if it were not
fashionable.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

So far as reported the threatened Indian
war doesn't amount to Sioux.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Sad to say the Alaska seal is being swiftly
exterminated. 1t is a skin game.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

AN innovation in building has been
suggested which. although it can hard
~ be said to have been fairly tested,
seems to possess excellent points. The
framework of q house is erected in the
ordinary way, and for large buildings
iron or steel may be used. On the
studding of this framework a metal
lathing is nailed, which covers every
thing except the doors and windows.
The meshes of the lath are diamond
shaped and the surfaces are turned at
an angle. The lath is coated with
mixture of mortar and cement, after
ward is added anfnch of cement which
is finished and lined in imitation of any
kind of stone. The cost is said to be
little In excess of that of ordinary
methods.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01
PROGRESS,

The hen has no bad feeling for her owner,
even if she does lay for him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

likes it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

When girl is in love she always thinks the
young man perfect, and he agrees with her.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Send your address. Trial package mailed
free. Collins Brothers Drug Co., ST. Louis,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Wings ION the stock exchange): Give me
tip, old man; what shall I buy? Wangs: Buy
thermometers; they're going lower every
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

The daughters of Eve think more of Christ
mas eve than of their first mother.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

THE tradespeople are wonderfully civil
and expect civility in return. When
you enter a German shop you are ex-
pected to remove your hat and gloves
and greet the shopkeeper politely you
do not relace your hat till you are ready
to depart, and then you bid the shop
keep adieu. These people are awfully
earnest. The wit of the Scotchman
compared with the wit of the average
German is as a cambria needle to a
bung. Wishing to get my idea of how
I wanted an overcoat made a tailor
asked me: Shall mage ut like dot
goat you hat on ?" Like this one? No,
sir" I cried in horror "There's no
such thing as fit about this coat-why,
it was shot on to me in London. 4"
'Zhot on to you?" exclaimed the tailor
In honest amazement. $1,000 ?"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

sect out of my whey" is what the dairy
man remarked to the unfortunate fly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

A NOVEL creation has been com
pleted by the Pullman Works, the only
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-01-01

Nm YORK. NoYember. 1SoO.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
Circuit Court Notes.

In the circuit court this morning a de-
cree of divorce was granted to Nellie
Orsborn from her husband, Marion
Orsborn.
Judgment was allowed in the sum of
$1,000 against G. T. and L. H. Prather in
favor of ]. r. Dawson.
The case of Bower against Hauser, in
volving the price of horse, valued at
$125 was on trial as we go to press, and
is likely to occupy the rest of the day.
Eighteen witnesses have already been
examined and at least half dozen more
have been subpened. The case came in
on Friday afternoon and was continued
till 10 80 p. m. of that day.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
who is the rraitorY

The directors of The Dalles, Portland
q Astoria Navigation company have
been quietly making arrangements for
the charter or purchase of boat for a
connection below the Cascades and
thought they had succeeded, but some
traitor in camp gave their plan away,
and Thursday night last the Union
Pacific railroad bought the boat the
directors expected to secure and have
lied it up as they did the Baker last fall,
presumably for fear of the floating ice
Some one in The Dalles has proved a
traitor to the best interests of this city
and the farmers of the interior and time
will tell who he is.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
A Credit to Oregon.

Little Mary Roberts, who has been to
the Asylum for the Blind, at Salem,
paints delightful picture of that insti-
tuition. She entered its doors last Sep
tember, and returns able to read point
print as rapidly as anybody reads book.
She became quite an adept at type-writ-
ing, and she has learned to sew so well
that she expects soon to enter the en-
broidery department. She is very in
telligent little girl, and it is touching to
hear her tell how truly and why. the in
mates all love Mrs. and Miss McFadden,
Miss Olive Copwell, Miss Scott, the
music teacher, and Mr.. Gardener, the
net and hammock teacher. The insti-
tuition is trying to get all the blind little
ones, and why should it not? It is the
best home on earth for them. The state
supports the teachers, and the little ones,
with their intellects and sympathies de-
veloping among their own class, feel less
keenly their common misfortune. Be-
sides, they learn there to be self-support-
ing. That institution is a credit to Ore
gon.-KlamGti County Star.
The leaders of the third-pa cause at
Washington profess to have direct assur-
ances that Senator Stanford, of Cali
fornia, is ready to put himself at the
head of their movement, with all that is
therein implied, and that he will be the
standard bearer of the alliance, or
peoples party, in 1892. Some of the
alliance leaders claim to be authorized
to make public the alleged fact that
Senator Stanford considers he holds his
great fol tune simply. as steward for
these people,
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
Colonel Balm Coming.

Col. Balm, who is justly considered the
finest orator on the American platform,
will lecture in The Dalles on the 9th
and 7th of June. The lectures will be
"Safe Side of Life for Young Men" and
Drink the Enemy of Labor and Busi-
ness" Truly may it be said, that it is
not often in a life time that the people
have an opportunity of hearing man SO
wonderfully gifted. Miss Willard says
of him: ''To pictorial memory, keen
incisive judgment and a sunlit imagina-
ton, Mr.. Balm adds a pleasing presence,
faultless manner, and voice of mellow
compass and subtlest sympathy"
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

Mr.. w, F. Alexander brother of Mr..
Geo. w. Alexander, late of .Wapinitia,
has just arrived from his home in Mis-
souri,, bringing with him very choice lot
of thoroughbred and short horn and
Devon cattle and thoroughbred running
stallion and mare. These animals are
to be added to the herd and stud of Mr..
Joseph Trippeer, of Wapinitia. About
two years ago Mr.. Trippeer imported
sixty head of Devon and Shorthorn cat
tie and a few thoroughbred running
horses. His success has been such as to
encourage him to continue in the busi-
ness. His sales have been widely dis
tributed all over Eastern Oregon. Last
fall he sold five head of thoroughbred
Devon bulls to Curtis G. Strong of Port
land. Mr.. Trippeer thinks cross. be-
tween the Devon and Shorthorn makes
the best cattle for all purposes in the
world. Last fall his cattle came off the
range in better condition than any 9TH
ers in his neighborhood.
Mr.. Trippeer has now a stud of six
teen thoroughbred runners. The new
stallion is of the ARIEL stock and is
registered in Bruce's stud book. Mr..
Trippeer intends to have a full exhibi-
tion of his stock at the next district fair.
The CHRONICLE heartily wishes him the
success he deserves for improving the
stock of Eastern Oregon.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
O. d. Taylor Heard From.

The Buffalo On. W Enpress of May
25th says ''that Rev. o. D. Taylor of
The Dalles, Or, will preach at the
Dearborn street Baptist church at 10 80
a. m. today, after which he will ask for
pledges to cancel the church's indebted
ness, amounting to about $2,4OO." 1t
seems the appeal was successful as a
private letter from Buffalo since received
informs us. The amount raised was
$3. 100 and the church there il much de-
lighted with Mr.. Taylor's efforts.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
forfeited kailroad Lands

We are now ready to prepare papers
for the fling and entry of Railroad
Lands. We also attend to business be-
fore the U. S. Land Office and Secretary
of the Interior. Persons for whom we
have prepared papers and who are re-
quired to renew their applications, will
not be charged additional for such papers.
THoRNBURY & HUDSON,
Rooms and 9, Land .Office building,
The DalIes, Oregon. e
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
cRop-wEATHER DuLLEr1N. NO. II.


For the Week Ending. Saturday May
80, 1891.
OREGON WEATHER BUREAU,l
CENTRAL OFFICE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
EASTERN OREGON WEATHER.
Cooler, partly cloudy weather with
general rains prevailed since Tuesday );
Sunday and Monday were very warm
with east winds. The rains was heavier
in Union county than in other sections.
On 25th and 26th thunder storms were
quite general. On the 26th south wind
of unusual severity was experienced in
parts of Gillian county, especially at
Arlington, which did some damage. The
rainfall amounted to from 10 to .45 of
an inch. South of the Blue mountains
especially in Crook and Grant counties
the weather is yet cool and season back
ward.
cRors.
The rain was of inestimable benefit
and value to the wheat crop. The east
winds did some damage in parts of Uma-
tilla: Morrow, and Wasco counties. The
effects of the rain is supposed to offset
the damage. The rains have revived the
excellent wheat prospects throughout
this section. Fruit is well set and thriv-
ing well. Strawberries are becoming
plentiful. General prospects for crops
of all kinds, are at the present time most
fattering. B. S. PAGUE,
Observer U. S. Weather Bureau.
Death of Judge j. H. Bird.
The f1uctuating hopes and fears that
have filled the minds of the many
friends of Judge J H. Bird, have at last
been set at rest forever by the announce
ment of his death at Pasadena, Cali
fornia, yesterday morning at ii O'Clock.
Judge Bird was born in this city about
mother, to whom he was everything
that an affectionate son ought to be, still
survives him. The judge was a man of
generous and kindly impulses. No man
had a warmer spot in the hearts of those
who knew him best. His tender solici~
tude aud generous care for his widowed
mother was alike honorable to his head
and heart. Judge Bird was educated in
the Willamette university and studied
law under the late Judge Whitten of this
city. He was admitted to the bar in
1880 in the same class with Senator
Watkins, Hon. F. P. Mays and Judge A
S. Bennett. His ability soon placed
him in the front ranks of his profession,
and five years ago he was elected judge
of the Seventh judicial district. No man
ever sat upon the bench whose decisions
were more just or more universally re-
spected. More than a year ago his
health gave way and symptoms of the
dread disease consumption were mani
tested. He removed to the milder
climate of San Diego, California, where
he remained till about two months ago
when he changed to Pasadena. While
the genial air of Southern California may
have prolonged his life, as the result
proved, it could not stay the progl ess
of the disease. His remains will be
brought to this city for interment, and
are expected to leave Pasadena today
and arrive here about next Thursday
morning.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
FOE SALE.

A choice lot of brood mares ), also a
number of geldings and fllies by Rock
wood Jr., Planter, Oregon Wilkes"
and "Idaho Chief,' same standard bred
Also three fine young stations by
For prices and terms call on or address
either j. w. Condor, or J. H. Larsen,
The Dalles, Oregon.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
Not Entitled to Repayment.

Acting commissioner Stone has
written the land Office at this place that
parties who fail to comply with the
law under'which they have made their
entries, within the time prescribed by
law, are not entitled to repayment of
fees, commissions or purchase money!"
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
Memorial Day.

Memorial day was duly. observed at
the G. A. r. cemetery with the usual
solemn memorial services About the
hour of two p. m. the members of the
G. A. R. and W. R. c., formed in line on
Second street under directions of A. 6.
johnson marshal of the day, and escorted
by the two local companies of the third
regiment, and proceeded by the regi-
mental band marched to the cemetery
grounds under the command of Colonel
Houghton accompanied by his mounted
staff. A procession of Good Tenplars and
a large number of citizens formed in the
rear Arriving at the grounds the two
companies of o. N. G. formed on right
and left flank with the G. a. r. in CEN
ter, in front of the monument and op-
posite the grand stand. The memorial
services were conducted by Commander
w. S. Myers in a very impressive man
ner. Prayer was offered by the Rev.
Comrade Hall of Astoria. The services
were interspersed with appropriate
music by select choir and by the regi-
mental band. 1t was estimated that not
less than Thousand persons witnessed
the ceremonies. The benediction was
pronounced by Rev. Comrade H.
Wilson and tapps being sounded the
q. A. r. boys were escorted back to their
post room.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
CHRONICLE SHORT STOPS.

Use Dufur flour. 1t is the best.
Berry boxes for sale at Joles Bros.
$1.25 per 100.
Square piano for SALE Price 500.
Apply at this Office.
Those who try it, always buy it. S. B.
Chopped corn for young chickens at
Joles Bros.
A. NJ. Williams & Co., have on hand a
fine lot of tennis and bicycle shoes.
Ask your grocer for Dufur -four.
Pure maple sugar at Joles Bros, eight
pounds for 81 90.
Centerville hotel, on the GoIdendale
stage road, furnishes first class accommo-
dation for travellers.
The drug store of G. E. Durham, de-
ceased, is now open and will be so con-
tinued until further notice.
For coughs and colds use 2379.
Those who use the s. B. headache cure
don't have la grippe.
The celebrated Walter H. Tenny Bos-
ton-made mems and boys fine boots
and shoes in all styles, carried by The
Dalles Mercantile company at Brooks
& Beers old stand.
For the blood in one-half teaspoonful
doses S. B. beats Sarsaprilla-
2379 is the cough syrup for children.
Get me a cigar from that fine case at
Snipes & Kinersley's.
Long Ward offers for sale one of the
best farms of it's size in Sherman county
1t consists of 240 acres of decided land al
Erskinville. There is a never-failinp
spring of living water capable of water
ing five hundred head of stock daily
the house, which is large store build
ing with ten rooms attached alone cost
$1700. A blacksmith shop and other
buildings and the whole surrounded by 8
good wire fence. Will be sold cheap and
on easy terms. Apply by letter OF, other
wise to the editor of the CHRONICLE or tc
the owner, w. L. Ward, Boyd, Wasce
county, Oregon.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

The following statement from Mr.. w.
B. Denny, a well known dairyman of
New Lexington, Ohio, will be of interest
to persons troubled with Rheumatism.
He says: ST have used Chamberlain's
Pain Balm for nearly two years, four
bottles in all, and there is nothing have
ever used that gave me as much relief
for rheumatism. We always keep a bot
tie of it ia the house, For sale by
Snipes & Kinersly.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
NOTICE.

LII PERSONS INDEBTED TO THE UN-
IA dersfgned are requested to pay the amount
of their respective accounts or otherwise make
satisfactory settlement of the same, before June
1st 1891 and all persons having claims against
us are requested to present them on or before
the above date.
MAcEACHERN & MACLEOD,
Vogt Block, Second Street, The Dalles, Or
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

He wants 1t known.-Mr. j. H.
Straub, well known German citizen of
Fort Madison, Iowa, was terribly afflicted
with inf1ammatory rheumatism when
Mr.. j. F. Salmon, prominent druggist
there, advised him to use Chamberlain 8
Pain Balm. One bottle of it cured him.
His case was very severe one. He suf-
fered great deal and now wants others
similarly afflicted to know what cured
him. so cent bottles for sale by Snipes
Kinerslv.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
500 REV ARD.

WILL BE PAID FOR ANY INFORMATION
w leading to the conviction of parties cutting
he. ropes OF in any way interfering with the
wires poles or lamps of THE ELEcTRIc LIsHT
MANAGER
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

Three furnished rooms suitable for
housekeeping for rent. Apply at this
Office
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

One fresh milk COW for sale, (good
milker). Apply at this office.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

WANTED "A girl or woman to do
housework in small family. -
j. M. HUNTINGTON.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

Dighton, Mass, is the straw berry
growing center upon which Boston, and
New England in general, depends for its
luscious fruit; and just now it is figuring
out that it lost $25, 900 by the late cold
snap.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
Inings. 1I2I3I 5T6T7 I9
Q 2 2I0I1 0I0I0 s
Dalles. 2 OF JOIOI1I2I6 II

large, fne-looking man was visiting
the Ashland ladies recently, selling them
seeds for an improved clematis vine that
blossomed out into fower as large as
saucer. With very sweet-scented lot of
talk and pretentious ceremony he sue
ceeded in planting box of his seeds in
the gardens of large number of Ash
lands fower-loving ladies', taxing them
fee of from. 81 upwards. He did we'll
The seeds are also doing well, after con-
siderable nourishing and very tender
some florist is gone, and there is lots Of
good-natured smiling going on at the ex-
pense of the victims.-AsItlGnd Record.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01

A new motor, utilizing ordinary gas as
well as petroleum, is announced, com
pact in form, requiring little space and
no expensive foundations or attendance
In onehalf minutes time starting can
be ACCOMPLISHED
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-06-01
saturdays Baseball Game.

The ball game last Saturday between
The Dalles and the Cascade mines was a
very close game and was witnessed by
a goodly turnout. The game resulted in
favor of The Dalles. Following is the