The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-26

her utter refusal to worry or be worried,
and the conseu rence is that she looks young
at Do, writes Ed ward W. Box in The La
GieS Home Journal for August. She IN
dertakes no more than she can mtortably
carry out, and thoroughly believes in the
coming Of another day. BY this do not
mean that she procrsstinates; she simply
Will rot let the domestic machinery grind
her down to i'll health and early
old age. She is frequent bather, and
regards health as the prime factor of life,
TO be looked after / efore everything else,
though the breakfast might be an hour late.
she sleeps nine hours, and takes a nap
through the day at that. she arr 4Dges her
days work in the most systematic manner,
and her little memorandum slip always
shows two vacant hours; they are for rest
She eats heartily, but the most dgestible
food. IN the most modest home, no matter
how little there may be on the table,
there is nothing but the best. She
would rather have a mouthful of good
food and go partly hungry than eat whole
meal of cheaper things. She is a true econ
omist; regulates her expenses carefully, aud
Is true believer IN the allowance system.
There are some things about the English
woman which her American sister dlslikes,
just as it is uice uerSd; at the same time,
there are others which would make our
American women happier and healthier if
they initiated.
A young man and girl entered
a hanson cab at Madison square
one warm night last week
says Clara Belle IN a New York letter in the
Rtpublic. shortly after the sun had set, and
the driver. an old, rubicund and merry fel-
low, was told to drive to q certain number
on Fifth avenue, not very far uptown. The
cabman whipped up his horses and was soon
near his destination. Just as ne was pre-
pairing to pull up his horses he looked down
through the little trap door in the roof of
his vehicle aud what he saw caused him to
change his mind about stopping, for he gave
his horse another cut and wheeled round
into cross street.
Five minutes later he came bustling up
the avenue again. and upon nearing the
number of his house he again looked down
through the trap door. Once more the
sight that greeted him impeled him to
whip up his horse again and whirl round
into the cross street. This time he was
gone quite ten minutes before appearing
again the avenue. He repeated the per-
Torrance OF looking through the aperture
in the roof at the couple inside, and was
just raising his whip to send his horse flying
away again, when the man inside called out
that he had gone to the right house, and
ordered him to stop.
"Seems to me, said the youth, as he was
paying the fare, you came very round
about way. You made a lot of turnings
didn't you? and from Madison square to
here is a straight way, Pm sure"
Yes, sir" replied cabby, touching his
hat and looking immensely knowing. ibid
take a roundabout way, sir. You know the
good Old adage, Do to others as you'd be
done by Well. if l was young Teller
with as pretty girl as that lady, and
was ridin' in hanson cab on a summer
evenin', why, | wouldn't want to get home
TO the old folks any sooner than l had to.
| was young myself once, and the old
woman, her mother, was tough one, | can
tell you. Yes, | came a roundabout way.
drove you over the ground three times.
No offense, boss"
And he got 81 80 for 5)-ceut fare AS
he drove gayly away ne muttered jOvially:
LET me always drive lovers. They are
the only people in the world that know how
to spend money"
The man in the moon is a very intelligent
person, says Ruth Ashmore in the August
Ladies' Home Journal He sees a great
many things that he never tells about; but,
in this gay summer time, woa't you be a
little careful that when he looks down on
you he will be able to gossip to the sta S
and the daily newspapers about what you
are doing, because it is 50 innocent! Won't
you Just remember that while tue moon
looks down on you sailing at night alone
with some favored admireT, he is thin king
to himself all the time "How foolish
that girl is to 60 out with just that one
mani He cannot talk to her and manage
the boat too; and there is certain to be
trouble. Why in the world did she not
have whole party come out with her p
Now, that is a very wise thought of the
gentleman who lives up in the moon. Then,
when he sees you strolliag through the
woods mile from home, aud only one Of
the most charming fellows in the world
with you; sees you hunting for wild flowers
under his dim light, and notices the i'm
mense amount of interest you take in eacn
o her he apparently shrugs his
shoulders and shinKs out loud: well,
well! What lot of fOoishness
there is in girls, anyway. She will
catch cold out in the night air with moth
ing around her; she won't tind half as many
flowers as she would if my friend, the sun,
was shining bright, and she will probably
trip over stone or a fallen branch. Even
if she wanted to come out just to talk 10
the young man she is very foolish, because
he would think she was great deal more
desirablv if she insisted on staying at home
and sitting on the veranda where all
the rest of the people aie. He could
talk to her quietly, aud he would
think how much nicer it was for her to
he there than to be out rambling in the
woods even with him, for, if she went with
him, it is just possible she might 60 with
any other man who asked her" The man
in the moon is very, very wise. He has
looked down upon millions and billions of
girls, and he knows what ne is talking
about; and if you take his advice and mine
the little bit of sweethe lrting that goes on
under the moonlight will be where all the
rest of the people are.
1t would seem, says Clara Belle in New
York letter in the Cincinnati Enquirer,
tnat there is a differeuce between BuWerv
ard Fifth avenue kisses. 1t was naturally
rather difficult to make comparisons be-
tween the OSCILLATION of the two localities.
but if we are to believe a certain handsome
youth, whose reputation FOR veracity has
never been impeached, and who, as an UNI
usual favorlte with he ladies'. should be
competent TO make distinctions between
the varieties of the kiss as found in New
York, the art as practiced uptown and
down has at last secured a clear and fair
description.
81 have kissei in many countries, or,
might say, in many languages, remarked
the promiscuous but fortunate youth, "aud
| | think have been quite i'm PARTIAL in judg.
| ing the osculatory accomplishments found
| ia the ladies in the various lands where
| fingered | have not been narrow-m minded
| in forming my opinions. Because a lady
was extremely beautiful and possessed rich
| and inviting lips, did not permit myself &c
| be SO far governed by her superiority il
This resnect as to lose sight of the fact that