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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

journalism is rapidly becoming the
first of all the professions, both In this
country and abroad, and there is
scramble among the prominent men OF
the world to write signed articles for
the newspapers. Lord Randolph
Churchill, the brilliant though some
what erratic English nobleman, has
just been engaged by the London
Graphic to 60 to Mashonaland as its
special correspondent. If this thing
keeps up we shall have to add lord or
two to our staff, although we have an
idea that our "devil" will kick.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Notice TO Creditors
No. 6T53 Equity

No. 6753 Equity
In the Circuit Court for Frederick County.
NToticc is hereby given to the creditors Of
IN the MECHANICSTOWN BURIAL
CASE COMPANY AND OF GEO. D,
KEYSER AND MORRIS L. ROUZER,
PARTNERS TRADING AS THE KEY
SER & ROUZER MANUFACTUR RING
CO.; AND OF MORRIS L. ROUZER to
file their claims properly authenticated with
the Clerk Of this Court on or before the 9end
day of May, 1891, otherwise they may be
debarred from participating in the dlstribu-
ton of the fund now in Court.
JOHN r ROUZER ! ltustees
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

THE BEST SALvE III the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price Is cents per box. For sale by
M. E. Leatherman. july "a ly
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

COL j. B. Bachelor, government historian
of the battle Of Gettysburg, has selected the
clump of trees in the "bloody angle as the
site for the large granite tablet that will des
ignate the place on this battle, field common
ly known as "the hlgh-water mark of the
rebellion - CH,UnicLe
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
THE CAroc7lN CLARION.
CHAS. f. CASSELL.
Editor and Publisher.
Thursday, May %, 1891.
Newspaper Law Decisions.

1, ANY person who takes paper regularly from
the postfice--whethcr directed to his name or an
other or whether he has subscribed or not-ls re-
s:,orsible for the payment
If any person orders his paper discontinued. he
orshe must pay all the arrearages or the publisher
nav continue to send 1t until payment is MADE
and collect the whole amount, whether the paper IS
taken from the office not.
No paper will be discontinued until paid up.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

GREAT PROMISE: LITTLE RAIN.-During
the past week there has been daily promise
of rain: very light rain has fallen every
day, vet the total fall has been slight. Had
all the clouds of iog that have passed over us
been precipitated, we should now probably
be floating oceanwards, but the wetting has
not even been nearly sufficient.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
CHERIFFALTY.

again offer myself as candidate for
Sheriff Of Frederick County, and would
most respectfully solicit the aid ofmy friends
in securing the nomination for said office at
the approaching Nominating Convention OF
the Republican party. Respectfully,
apr3Otf. }. M. BlRELY.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
III arrMges,

AT the residence of the brides parents near
Foxvile, May II, 1891, by Rev. Isaac
Lowell, Mr.. Alfred e Smith, of Euclid and
Miss Sophia F. Wolf, of Foxvlle.
On Monday morning. May 10, at the resi-
dence of Mr.. Simon Lohr, by Rev. J. H.
Barb, Mr. Sida II. Buhrman and Mrs. Jane
f, Huffman.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
The Liver

When out of order involves every organ OF
the body. Remedies for some other derange-
ment are frequently taken without the least
effect, because it Is the liver which Is the real
source of the trouble, and until that Is set
right there can be no health, strength, or
comfort in any part of the system. Mercury,
In some form, Is a common specific for a Slug.
gsh liver; but u far safer and more effective
medicine Is
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
n,ay282t
NOR THE ORPHANS COURT.

The undersigned announces himself rs
candidate for the office Of Judge OF the Or
phans Court at the election in November
next subject to the decision Of the Republi.
can Nominating Convention.
MARTIN j. EICHELBERGER.
may28tc Creagerstown District
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Rudini Is certainly an "amoozin lit
tie cuss." Having been left without a
leg to stand on in his ridiculous de-
mands against this country, he now
tells the italian people that there was
nothing of international Importance in
the New Orleans affair, and that 1t is
only legal question.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

ANN1vERsARY.-The Young Peoples
Christian Union of the U. B. church will eel,
citrate their anniversary on Sunday evening,
May 3lst at 8 O'Clock with religious and lit.
erary exercises
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Queen Victoria has had new and no.
bier title, than all she had before, be-
slowed upon her. She is now a great.
grandmother.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Lots of editors and other sort of peo-
pie have made explanations, IN order to
try and shift the responsibility from
Russell Harrison's shoulders for the
anti Blaine editorials that have recent.
ly appeared in the paper Of which Rus
sell Harrison is part owner. Why
doesn't Russell say something?
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

A canvass as to Presidential prefer
ences In in 1892 among the Republican
members of the Pennsylvania Legisla-
ture, showed ll6 for Blame to 10 fol
Harrison
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

SERIOUS ACCIpENr.-Four tiers Of seats
IN Rich & Mettie's sllow broke down at Co.
lumbia during an entertainment last week
iniuring more or less 800 people.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

G. s. Rodock and W. G. Neidig will con
duct the dry goods and carpet business at the
old stand OF D. G. Winebrcnner & Co. See
advertisement.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IN Episcopal Chap
cl Sunday morning at 1890 o'clock. Even
ing services at Catoctin Furnace at o'clock,
Celebration of the Holy Communion at Ca
toctln Furnace, Sunday, June 7th at Il A. M.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Bass fishing in the Potomac is said to be
good at the present time. Mr. Charles Boy
cr, ofHagerstown, caught twenty three in
one day this week, one of the number weigh
ing nine pounds The water IN the river is
low and ar-Waynesboro Gazette.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Biggs Bros spring wheat fours and
Crown Stock Food are for sale by the best
dealers in every town. Try them.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Every Home should have ii.

1t is not always convenient to call a
Physician for every little ailmcnt. Having
Red Flag Oh in the house you have Physi-
clan always at hand, it kills Rheumatism
Neuralgia, Burns Bruises and all Aches and
Pains. Price 25 cents.
There are few things in this life of which
we may be certain, but this is one of them,
PAN Tina Cough ant. Consumption Cure mas
no equal for Coughs, Colds and Consump-
ton Price 25 Cents.
AT DR.. J. X. Waters Drug Store.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Me,v Ihe'tisements.


All Taxes for the years 1888 and 1889, re.
naming unpaid after July 1st, 1891 will pos.
itivcly be collected by Notice and Distress.
G. F. ROWE,
,,,,0o0t Cnllnntor
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

WAYNEsBoRo's DAIlY-Thc Waynesboro
Gazette has entered upon test Of the prac.
tcablity of daily publication. We are
bound to say that it will be a misfortune for
Wayncsboro if 50 excellent an attempt PROVE
unrcmunerative to the publisher. Bro Mar
tin is sending out a journal that does him
great credit and if it can be made self.sus-
tanning will pay cent per cent to Waynes.
boro for It's support
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Mr.. james NJ Smith, of Woodsboro, pur
chased from the Bussard estate in Mount Airy
three-fourths of an acre Of land in 1884 fol
$1,1O0, and recently sold it to the Runkles
brothers for S3,7OO-Neaos.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

FINE Cows.-Mr.M. G. Cramer purchased a
Jersey COW at w. II. Blggs & Bros sale; she
is giving six gallons of milk daily and max
ing about ten pounds of butter weekly
allowing for the use of milk by the family.
He has also purchased registered Jersey of
Mr. Edward Lynch of Westminster; she is
also recommended as great mixer and but.
ter maker These cows have been gotten
tor the benefit of boarders that will arrive
with the summers heat,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Ayers Pills.

For loss of appetite, bilious troubles, consti-
patton, indigestion, and sick headache. these
Pills are unsurpassed.
"For q long time was a sufferer from
stomach, liver, and kidney troubles, expe-
riencing much difficulty in digestion, with
severe pains in the lumbar region and other
parts of the body. Having tried a variety of
remedies, including warm baths. with only
temporary relief, about three months ago l
began the use of Ayers Pills, and my health
Is 80 much improved that gladly testify to
the superior merits of this metlicinc.'-
Manoel Jorge Pereira, Porto, Portugal.
"FOr the cure of headache. Ayers Cathar-
tic Pills are the most effective medicine
ever llsed"-R. X. james, Dorchester, Mass,
"When feel the need of a cathartic, take
Ayers Pills. and find them to he more effec-
tive than any other pin ever took."-Mrs.
II. c. Grubb, Burwelville, Va.
IL have found in Ayers Pills. an invalua.
bic remedy for constipation, biliOnsliess, and
kindred disorders, peculiar to miasmatic
localities. Taken in small and frequent
doses, these Pills
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Crown Stock Food will save treble Its cost
by its curative values. No collie, no worms
or bots and no stomach troubles.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE
Al
PRIVATE SALE.

PRIVATE SALE.
No. B. A desirable town property in
a thriving Western Maryland town of 1000
inhabitants. Price 1900.
No. "A small farm in Frederick ,coun
ty, Maryland Conveniently located and
land improved. $4,000.
No, ga farm IN Mechanicstown Dis
trct, Md, $4,000.
No. Ga desirable farm and country
residence IN Baltimore county, Nd, near
Baltimore City. $4,000.
No. "a 25 Dbl. roller flour mill, with
both water ana steam power,1a miles from
Emmitsburg, Md, all in excellent repair and
best OF reasons for selling, Also two dwell
ing houses. one brick and one frame and a.
bout 5 acres of good meadow land. 3d..
900. This is undoubtedly the greatest
bargain to be had in the Maryland Real Es-
tate market to day.
No. S.-A good farm in the northern
DtIt vi IISNCllSh Couh'y, Ahu. AAtto 80 ~
dwelling house and two tenant houses. Two
water powers and a saw mill. Excellent
fruit This property would make good
summer boarding house. $4,000.
No. 9.-91 Acres of mountain land.
No, IO.-A desirable town property: a
bargain at 500.
No. ll.-A farm of nearly 100 acres adj
iacent to and partly within the corporate
limits of Mechanicstown. Buildings and
fences first class Apple and peach orchards
Nearly the entire farm recently lined. Over
two thirds of the lands well set in grass
Future developments of the town will render
this farm very valuable, having superb
plateau for country villas. The growth Of
the town is in the direction of this farm.
Price $4,000.
No, ia house and lot 2 miles from
Emmitsburg, near the Emmitsburg Railroad.
800.
No. 3,-4O Acres of improved land ly-
ing along the F. g. E. Turnpike, one mile
south of Emmltsburg and midway between
st. Joseph's Academy and Mt. st. Marys
College. Two story house, barn and other
out buildings, $4,000.
For further particulars regarding the a
bove, or any property desired, address,
The North End Real Estate Agency,
Mechanlcstown, Md, or Emmitsburg, Md
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Victor spring wheat -four will produce
whittier, sweeter ana more nutritious bread
than any other -four Trylt.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

FoR sALE-Buckeye self;,b,nder, nearly
new. Win be sold for less than half its val.
ne. Inquire at this OFFICE.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

A MOVER UP.-The Frederick Daily Meas
great trade number was well worthy of the
promises made in advance for It, The Neus
is one of FrcderlcK's best institutions; it Ia.
bors for the town, does honor to itself in so
doing and confcrs 1t equally upon Frederick
The trade number was worth more to Fred
erick than that city will expend upon the
Neaos during the next SIX months. 1t is just
such progressive institutions that should be
appreciated at full worth and proportonatey
fostcred.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

MISSIONARY SOCIETY.-The woman S
Lutheran Missionary of the middle confer
encc meets at Woodsboro to-day. Mrs. J.
H, Barb Will give a Bible reading Mission
airy boxes, Mrs W. II. James, President of
the Society, and Miss A. Miller and others
Among the Others who will take part in the
exercises are Miss Carrie Mayer, Mrs L.
kaufman, Miss Fannie Sanner, Miss Maggie
Mehrling, Miss Stella Hedges, Rev. p. Miller
and others,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Crown Stock Food is Tonic aud a slim
ulant. A hearty appetite, splendid condi-
ton and a finer appearance arc the results of
feeding it,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Notice to Creditors.

TNHIS is to give notice the subscribers
i Joseph A. Waesche and James T. Wac
sche hath obtained from the Orphans Court
of Frederick county, MI. letters testament
taiy on the estate Of
CATHARINE WAESCIIE
deceased. All persons having claims against
the estate of the said deceased arc hereby
warned to exhibit the same with the vouch.
er thereof legally authenticated to the sub
scriber on or before the list day Of December
1901, they may otherwise by law be ex-
cluded from all benefit of said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are
hereby warned to make immediate payment
Given under our hand this Goth day of
May, 1891.
JOSEPH A. WAESCHE ! Exec,,o,s
JAMES 7, WAESCHE "N''"'''''
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
leafhs,

On May 81, 1891, at his residence near Mt.
St Mary's of an affection of the heart. Mr..
Frank D. Myers aged about 30 years.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Triumph inthe Bargain House
THE PEOPLES STORE.
THAT SOUNDS WELL. |
There is everything
in a name and nomen-
clature, that mean so
much in three words.
THE PEOPLES STORE!
1t was a happy turn
of the fancy that sug-
gested this
Rather Proud
perhaps yet simple
and expressive Title,
it is now called The
Peoples Store and it
may seem to the read
er as though they
owned it.
Well they do own
an Interest in it, that
is to say, their wants
are conferred there )
their wants are met
there, and most of it's
Patrons claim that it
Pays Them A Dividend
every year---a divi-
dend of satisfaction
and money saving.
Mr.. N. G. Cruncr
moved into the Bar
gain House with the
purpose of introduce
ing a mild revolution
in the Dry Goods No.
ton and Shoe Trade.
The
FOSSILIzED
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
IT, THE 09 e! i ,urR

100 Willbuy the Odell Nv pc Wri.
P ~ ter with IS characters, and $40
for the Single Case OdeIl, warranted to do
better work than any machine made.
1t combines simplicity with durability
speed, ease of opcration--wears longer with
out cost of repairs than any other machine,
has no ink ribbon to bother the operator. 1t
is neat substantial nlckle plated-pcrtect and
adapted to all kinds of typcwrling. Like a
printing press, it produces Sharp, Clean,
Legiblc Manuscripts. Two to ten copies can
be made at one writing. An intelligent person
may become an operator in two days.
$1,000 offered any operator who can
equal the work of the Double Case Odell.
tB- Reliable Agents and Statesmen want
ed. Special inducements to Dealers.
For Pamphlet, giving endorsements, &C.,
address the
opELL TYPE WRITER co..
s. and 81 5th Ave. CHICAGO, ILLS.
may213m
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
New Advertisements.

G. F. Rowe.
NJ. C. Cramer.
Rodock g. Neidig.
Notice to Creditors.
Martin J. Eichelberger.
Drs. D. Fahrney e. Son.
Examination of Teachers.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

The sale of lots IN Frederick has so far as
reported been most gratifying success
The buyers are principally Frederick and
Washington people. Prices range from $l76
to 1855, surely profitable rates to the Deyel-
opment Company and no false bottom, fool,
boom prices either.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Try Biggs Bros spring wheat flours; if
they do not produce better bread than the
fours you haye been using, send them back
tn vo,,r J]poler
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
Fashionable Dressmaking,

The undersigned offers her services to the
Iadics of the town and vicinity. She is fully
qualified to please and Will keep even with
the times in the matter of LATEST FASHIONS.
Her rooms are at Mrs. A. Foreman's on T..
Main street.
FANNIE M. ECKER.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28
additional LocLs.

-AQtJt2O1l0t LOC<sS.
FoR SALE.-Buckeye self;blnder, nearly
new. win be sold for less than half its val.
ne. Inquire at this OFFICE.
Victor spring wheat -four will produce
winter, sweeter ana more nutritious bread
than any other -four. Trylt.
Observation-Disclosures IN Episcopal Chap
cl Sunday morning at 1890 o'clock. Even
ing services at Catoctin Furnace at 8 o'clock,
Celebration of the Holy Communion at Ca
toctln Furnace, Sunday, June 7th at Il A. M.
----------~---~----
Bggs Bros spring wheat fours and
Crown Stock Food are for sale by the best
dealers in every town. Try them.
-o-A->>------~--
SERIOUS ACCIpENT.-Four tiers Of seats
IN Rich s Mettie's show broke down at Co.
lumbia during an entertainment last week
iniuring more or less 800 people.
-----~~-----~
G. s, Rodock and w. G. Neidig will con
duct the dry goods and carpet business at the
old stand OF D. G. Winebrcnncr & Co. See
ANN1vERsARY.-The Young Peoples
Christian Union of the U. B. church will eel
citrate their anniversary on Sunday evening,
May 3lst at 8 O'Clock with religious and lit
crary exercises.
Crown Stock Food will save treble Its cost
by its curative values. No collie, no worms
or bots and no stomach troubles.
Mr.. james NJ Smith, of Woodsboro, pur-
chased from the Bussard estate in Mount Airy
of an acre of land in 1884 for
s., 100, and recently sold it to the Runkles
brothers for $3,7O0.-Neaos.
Try Biggs Bros spring wheat flours; if
they do not produce better bread than the
f0urs you haye been using, send them back
to your dealer. -
Mr.. Francis s. Unkcfer, now in the 74th
yeal ofhis age, is the only natiye.born citizen
living IN our town. He was born here and
has never resided anywhere else.-Banner.
1.-THE above is a puzz!er.-ED. CLARION
The sale of lots IN Frederick has so far as
reported been most gratifying success
The buyers are principally Frederick and
Washington people. Prices range from $175
to 1855, surely profitable rates to the Deyel-
opment Company and no false bottom, fool,
boom prices either.
Crown Stock Food is a Tonic aud slim.
ulant. A hearty appetite, splendid condi-
ton and finer appearance are the results of
feeding it.
Bass fishing in the Potomac is said to be
good at the present time. Mr. Charles Boy
cr, Of IIagerstown, caught twenty three in
enc day this week, one of the number weigh
ing nine pounds. The water IN the river is
low and clear.-Waynesporo Gazette.
Col. j. B. Bachelor, government historian
Of the battle Of Gettysburg, has selected the
,lump of trees in the "bloody angle as the
site for the large granite tablet that will des-
gnate the place on this battlefield common
y known as "the hlgh-water mark of the
rahollior - CIyonicLe
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

Mr.. Francis s. Unkefer, now in the 74th
yea1 ofhis age, is the only natiye.born citizen
living IN our town. He was born here and
has never resided anywhere else.-Banner.
TThc above is puzz!er.-ED. CLARION.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1891-05-28

notion that a man can
make any desirable
Progress in the race
for business without
prompt and Intelli-
gent buying and
RAPID SELLING,
even though "a sacri-
flee Of profit was In
volved, is never en-
tertained by him.
Shelf-worn and I'M
salable goods swept
away at any sacrifice
and the very
Pink Of Fashion
takes their place.
The Peoples store
has a commanding
knowledge of the ms
and outs of the trade
in general and by
reason of his many
years experience is
eminently fitted to
shoulder it's multita-
rious responsibilities.
Customers receive
the most careful at
tention by the propri-
etor and his clerks and
a visit to the Peoples
Store will be highly
appreciated by them.
Yours,
N. C. CRAMER
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-05
Under the Silent Watches.

First Clock-Always glad to see your
face round. You're not idle, notice.
Second Clock-No, l manage to keep my
hands going from hour to hour, but l
mean to strik8
First Clock-What for?
Second Clock-For twenty-four hours.
Say, old man. you seem run down.
First Clock-Yes, my weights fallen off.
Lost my second hand the other day, you
know.
Second Clock-No danger of getting the
grip from you, then.
First Clock-No, but your hours are
numbered, evertheless.-Drake's Maga-
zine
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-05
Are You Interested?

The following frank statement from
j. E. Hare, of Trenton, Texas, will be
of interest to many of our citizens.
"My little boy was very bad off for two
months with diarrhea. We used va
rious medicines, also called in two doc
tors, but nothing done him any good
until we used Chamberlin's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, which
gave immediate relief and soon cured
him. 1 consider it the best medicine
mend it to all who need diarrh9a or
cEolic medicine" For sale by G. F..
Heinzeman, 222 North Main street.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-05
Mere Coyness.
"G'way dab!
rH IIrl>saq.. Cr,sfi

Mere Coyness.
''G'way dab!
Jonofan Whiflles Sniff!
Yo' heah me,
Dom yo' came aneah me,
Mess yo' want er biff
On de mouf
Knock yo' souf
Bout er mile!
Don yo' smile
When / say
'G'way!'
Jonofan Whiffles Smif,
Coz feels
Jes mad from head ter heels!.
No such pusson sips
De honey from dease hpsi
Stop yo' teasin'
And 20 squeezin':
G'way,
/ sayi
Ahi'' Yap-Yup,
Callupl
Merchant Travele
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-05
He Was No Whistler.

A certain Detroit employer hates a man
who whistles at his work, and always asks
on that point. The other day an applicant
called on him.
$50 you want job?" he inquired.
eyes, sir" was the polite reply.
"Well, the first thing want to know is,
do you whistle at your work?"
81 never have, sir, before"
"AhP What kind of work have you
been doing?"
"Glass blowing, SIR"
The employer took his case under adj
Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-05

Miss Alice Parker, attorney at law, of
Massachusetts,, is endeavoring 10 amend
the existing state laws of administration
of estates. Her purpose is to equalize
the right of the wife in sharing property
to that of the husband, and to set aside
to the widow with minor children the
entire estate of the husband if it does
not exceed $1,000.