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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Having fun with people occupying Off
cial stations has been going on ever since
the Malta outbreak in New Orleans. But a
Chicago humorist got more real earnest
hilarity out Of it than any one yet reported.
Pluuging into basement barber shop aud
announcing himself as one of the avengers
from New Orleans, he invited the Malta fra
ternity to pitch in and shave him. Appar-
entity ali the BARRIERS in the shop were Malta
boys. They lit on him as one man. When
he had been pulled from under heap OF
chairs, stove-wood, coal, cuspidors, ash
cans and other greetings, it was impossible
to tell whether he had been shaved or not,
although it was clear that he had pretty
close scrape. In fact he looked as if he
needed everything he could get-especially
a shampoo and a physician. But he will
probably recover. And when he is cured
he won't be half so funny.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
Wanted Plenty of Education

Uncle Silas Brown, says Hdrper's Magazine,
is very much gratified over his election to the
Office Of school commissioner in the town of
S.. He asserted that when he assumed the
duties Of his position he intended to make his
influence felt. So no one was surprised at the
first meeting of the new board to find him in a
pugnacious mood
I've heern lots o complaints about the lack
OF eddicstion about these parts" he said
Now, there ain no excuse for this here state
of affairs. There's plenty of eddication in the
world. More'n enough to go round, and our
kids have got ter have it. So l move. Mr.. Chair.
man, that this committee find out Jest how
many boys an gals there are in town, n then
get enough eddication TO supply 'em all, what
ever 1t costs. I'd like to know whar we'd be if
we hadn't got our full share of it. Give the kids
a chance"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
INDEX TO NEW ADVERIEEMRNTS.

MEETINGs-Magnolia Encampment No. I, 1. o.
o. F.; Fidelity Castle No. 7, X. G. E.; Zerub-
babel Lodge No. IS, F. and a. NJ; Savannah
Branch S. T. A.
MILITARY ORDERs-Forest City Light Infantry.
SPECIAL Observation-Disclosures of Reward
by Gov. Northern; AS to Bills against Austrian
Bark Surto; Card, Luigi Trepani. Consular
Agent of Italy; Rely's Suggestions for Today.
AUCTION Substitutes, Buggy, ETC., by J. J.
Oppenheim.
READY FOR BUsINEss-Appel s. Schaul
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULEs-Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENrs-HelpW Want
ell; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale:
Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
Victims of the Grip.

The cities of the west and of the east are
suffering severely from the grip, and even
the small towns are afflicted. In Chicago
and Pittsburg there are serious epidemics of
it. Our dispatches yesterday stated that
the death rate in Pittsburg was alarmingly
large. There are not enough hearses to re-
move the dead.
And New York is threatened with an
epidemic OF the disease. Health Officer
Edison Of that city does not seem to have
any doubt that it will soon be epidemic
there. Many of those who escaped it a
year ago are now being attacked. And the
mortuary report shows that it is proving
fatal in quite large percentage Of cases.
The death list last week showed 200 deaths
above the average. And it is admitted by
the physicians that the disease is far less
prevalent than it will be soon. The number
Of sick among fremen, policemen and
street car drivers and conductors is notice.
ably large.
Last year it was said the unwelcome visi-
tor came from Russia. This year it came,
it is believed, from Chicago. But wherever
it came from It is q serious affiiction. Doubt
less northern visitors in the south will not
be anxious to return home until the cpl
demic is over.
Last fall and during the greater part of
the winter the disease had pretty strong
foothold in the south. There were many
cases Of it in nearly all the Georgia and
Florida towns, and in not few instances it
proved fatal. 1t gradually disappeared,
however, and now little is heard of it in
this section.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

In his first speech since his suspension
from the church. the Rev. Howard Mac
Queary took occasion to take q covert whack
at the theologians who had judged him out
of harmony with the Episcopal creed Ac-
cording to his notion the Bible was never
intended to be construed literally. So inter-
preted be regards it as incompatible with
the revelations Of nature. Therefore he
thinks that the mere offering of a new
Interpretation should not be considered a
sufficient reason for questioning the religi-
GUS sincerity Of the author. There is much
strength and logic in what the gentleman
says. Still the same sort of argument might
be effectively used merely to sustain a
sophistry.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Under the latest postal department ruling,
trainmen may now carry newspaper "copy"
without fear of mourning penaly since the
department has decided that the $50 fine for
delivering letters without stamps does not
apply to letters intended for publication in
newspapers. This is matter of no light
importance to county newspapers all over
the country AS many of them solely rely upon
friendly trainmen to collect their news for
them from distant points.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Philadelphia is literally swimming in
sweetness since the arrival of the big
British oiltank steamship loaded with
Cuban molasses. 1t is said to contain
million gallons. But the small boys enjoy
ment of sopping that treacle is likely to be
tempted with lively app rehension of
drinking himself sick on kerosene at all
events accumulated sweetness is not likely
to encourage the youthful appetite when
tinctured with the savory but not very
palatable coal oil.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

ALI sorts of complications are arising
from the persistence of Mr.. Buckley in
holding on to the executive chair of Con-
necticut. Yet he is not anywhere recog-
nized as governor, and in consequence is
making good deal of trouble. Not only
the neighboring governors refuse to recog-
nize him, but even the petty officers of the
Nutmeg State decline to honor his orders or
recommendations. When Controller Staub
once gets comfortably seated active bostili-
lies will probably begin between the two.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Official anger toward the famousGrenadier
Guards in England seems to have somewhat
cooled, and the war department shows
symptoms Of relenting. Were it not that
some of the most eligible young men in
London society are included among the
banished guardsmen, the war office might
not be inclined to recall them from Halifax
before the full period Of their Punishment
had expired Influence counts for a great
deal in English official life.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mr. J. J. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
q the MORNING EEvs. Office % Park Row,
Few York. Ansdvertising business outside OF
the states Of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima " III be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Physicians in New York are greatly
interested in the singular case of an old
man whose lungs were punctured by
board, and the air escaping entered the It's
sues beneath his skin SO initiating it as to
make him veritable animated balloon.
From this distance that does not appear to
be problem that should greatly puzzle
them. All they have to do is to puncture
the back of his neck, and allow the air to
escape. That's simple enough
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

The Rev. DR.. Rush Shipper, pastor of
All Souls church of Washington, d. c., q
minister Of high reputation. is of the opin-
ion that great mistake was made in de-
Gliding that Rev. Mr.. MacQueary, of Can
ton, O., is guilty of hersey. and it would
not be surprising if other ministers should
express publicly the same opinion. In his
sermon last Sunday DR.. Shipper, speaking
of the MacQueary trial. said: This is one
of the most important trials of the nine
tenth century, and is the judgment day of
the church. 1t is not the mere dismissal of
humble village preacher from the Angli,
can communion, but is the summonlng to
trial of the whole American church. The
test is, Where do you stand! DIR. Mac
Queary was doing the Lords work
and preaching righteousness and re-
pentance. His fidelity, his character,
the love of his people. and the love of God
are not brought into the controversy; in
fact, these are not questioned. But he is
deposed because of his courage in private,
and there is touch Of disgrace in his dis
missal. If the Episcopal church is private
club, 1t can as a private concern go off in a
NOAnSA anu n0fo AVS O"h way OuO IL ~ u.s.
sumes to be the true church of Jesus Christ,
one of the churches of America, then We
have right to challenge it. l ask where
would Phillips Brooks anG the splendid men
like him in the Anglican church stand if
brought to such a trials The Episcopal
church would be decimated and the minis
try emasculated if Bishop Leonard's meth
DDS prevailed. BY his Judgment the Episco-
pal church identifies itself with the dark
ages. 1t remains now for the christian
church to lmpeach Bishop Leonard"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
The Way OF the World.
From the Pittsbur0 Dispatch.

Some want to Danish cigarettes,
Some want to stop election bets;
Some want to give us racing pools,
Some want to separate the schools;
Some want to crush theater hats,
Some want to keep up base ball spats;
Some want to poison all the dogs,
Some want to read all Stanley's logs;
Some want to have an Indian war,
Some want to close up every bar;
Some want to tell us when to rest,
Some want Co coax US to invest;
Some want to set the social pace,
Some want TO run the human race;
Now if they only would keep quiet
The world would wag along all right,
AND lie would not be such a fight.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Gradually the German government ap-
pears to be growing more and more friendly
to the American hog. Before long he may
be expected to receive quite a cordial well
come in the kaiser's realms greatly to the
qualification of Chicago. Inspection of pork
begins to show some symptoms of being
slightly relaxed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Gable dispatches from Paris confirm the
statements that President Carnot has re-
ceived an order from the car. This is the
royal order of st. Andrew. But since the
alliance between France and Russia the
president Of the French republic will
probably be receiving orders from the car
at frequent intervals. And as an autocrat
the car is accustomed to having all of his
orders PROMPTLY obeYed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Revolt is not tolerated in Portugal Those
seditious soldiers have received rather
severe sentences from the court-martial at
Oporto. Punishment ranging from three
TO fifteen years in the wilds Of Africa is
not to be looked upon lightly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Chicago is to have a rafting all around
go-as-you-please contest for the mayoralty.
With five alert candidates hopeful and
hustling. the voters may expect to have fun
and good deal of it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

1t sounds rather curious to hear that the
old reliable Senator Edmunds co1templates
actually resigning. 1t is positively in
credible
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
His Points Are All Amazingly New.
Fronl Tire Ne1n York

From the Netc York Press tRep.(.
Some of our democratic contemporaries are
apparently much worried over ex-Speaker
Reeds motives in making tour of Europe He
may have gone to give the effete monarchies
few points on parliamentary law.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Because the queens doctor has lately ad-
vised her to 60 to Grasse that does not
necessarily imply that the medical man in.
tended to be fiippant or unduly familiar.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

There is comfort for the man with a pre-
maturely grey beard in Buckingham's Dye,
because it never fails to color an even brown
or black as may be desired.-Ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

North Dakota has. not done an unwise
thing in requiring commercial agencies to
give security before doing business in the
state. Since they are capable of doing
great deal of harm through either the
carelessness or enmity of their agents, they
should also be held to legal and pecuniary
accountability, secured by such actual as
sets as they require Of others.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

For strengthening and clearing the voice use
Browns Bronchial ErOches. ~ have com
mended them to friends who were public speak.
ers, and they have proved extremely service
able "-ReU. Henry Ward BeecheT.-.Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
CURRENT COMMENT.
Come In Out of the Cold.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer (Denl.).
The British parliament is terribly torn up
about the situation in Newfoundland. The only
relief for that unfortunate country is to come to
the United States. 1t can be taken care OF
here,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26

Tnke simmons Liver Regulator for heart
troubles, and you will find it in digestion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-26
Anything Republican Meets His AID
I. prOVal.


tron The Neto OK World tDem. J.
The President heartily approves the election
of MIR. FELTON, Of California, and of course APP
proves the methods by which he was elected.
WITH man Of Mr.. Harrison's caliber and preju-
dicas, whatever is republican is right
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30
a Famous eame oase settled.

A case Of great interest 10 sportsmen was
determined at the recent session Of the Sus-
sex county court. It was that Of E Rich
ardson, Of Laurel who was arrested over a
year ago for sending partridges out Of the
State in violation Of the game law Of 1855.
The prosecution was made by the officer OF
the Delaware Game ProtectiYe Association,
and the hnes imposed by the justice Of the
peace amounted to nearly 500. Richard
son took an appeal to court. Charles w.
Cullen represented the Game Association
and William II. Boyce the defendant When
the case came up In court, counsel for the
defendant cited an act to protect certain
game ia this State, passed April 2oth, 1891,
aud claimed that said act, if not in express
words, operated 10 repeal the act Of 1855,
under which the defendant had been charged
and that tine repeal Of as-atnte while pros
ecutiou under II is pending, puts an end TO
such prosecution, unless there IS a saving
clause in the repeating statute Cullen ad'
mitted the points raised by the defendant 5
counsel and the court held that the ac, OF
1891 repealed that part Of the act of 1855
under which the defendant had been tried
and thus ended the bird case.
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30
Relics by the Wagon Load


Under the direction Of Prof Putnam, Chief
of the Department OF Ethuoloey, OF the
Worlds Columbian Exposition, a party OF
men have been making extensive exeaVa,
tions of the prehistoric mounds in Ohio and
Indiana, and according TO reports, received
from time to time, most gratifying success
has been met with. Many skulls. s.skeletons,
copper hatchets, pipes, ornaments, affairs OF
burnt clay weighing 400 10 500 pounus' hih1
spear heads etc, have been secured.
In one mound, situated near Anderson
Station Indiana, 7,232 flint spear heads and
knives were discovered. The DulE was so
great that It took four horses and a large
corn wagon to haul the fiiuts to camp. The
total weight was trile over 4,7oo pounds
The implements were found in layer one
foot in thickness, extending over space
twenty by thirty feet Many OF them were
over eight or ten inches in length; some OF
them even larger, while the majority ranged
from seven TO eight inches. They are made
of gray flint found only in Indiana, and show
that there were from sixty to seventy fakes
detached from each one III order TO iashion
it.
The largest find Of flint implements made
in one place heretofore in America did not
exceed j, 500 specimens. In one of the cav
erns occupied by primitive man IN the val
lev of the Seine, below Paris, $500 imple-
ments we're found in one deposit. As II IS
reasonable to conclude that nearly one day s
work was expended or each implement, and
as sac. one exhibits almost absolute per
lection as far as flint chipping is concerned,
the find will be of special value to ethno-
logical research.
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30

If you want one of those beauti-
full coats call at once as over one
half of the fall order is already gone.
The popular dress goods, Bedford
Cord, all wool; black stripe, pO llla
dot and plain Henriettas'; stripe,
plaid, plain in camel hair cloths ;
plain and plaid cloth for Misses
coats. A new line of dress goods
received this week
Simpsons china cloths, polka dot
and figured Bedford Cords in cotton.
Pacific fine suiting cloths, Sc
inches wide at l24 cents.
Beautiful line of German Table
Linen; also full line of Chenille
Table Covers.
Ladies' vests, white and red, 25c
up. Childrens' and Misses vests
and pants from l5c to so.
Latest styles in gimp, cord and
surahs tor trimmings also a new
line of buttons at
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30
GLENDALE.

This town has awakened to a spirit o
progress, and grand thoroughfare to con
meet East and West Glendale is being built
The sidewalks are graded and paved-with
either brick or plank walks for quarter o.
a mile. When completed it will be a great
comfort to the slippery and wet road. The
work is done by public spirited citizens.
who give their time aud money to do the
work yet there are a few old crauks, mostly
moss-back Democrats, who object to having
the work done They think the old road
like the old State Constitutiou-is good
enough; but the work goes on under the
skilled management of Dayid Warren, who
is doing job that will be credit TO him
self and the town. One Of our nice young
men announced his intention to kiss the
6rst lady that passed over the new walk, but
il so happened that the FIRST woman to pass
over II. was the blackest negro in town
and his boast was a boomerang.
There was a rumor that grass widow
and Dutch woman Of this town would have
1 nrize fight; but the mill is now off be-
cause the refracrory sister has quieted down
and is now peaceful neiehbor 70 the party
or the second part ,,,..,.. ~
VIM. Watson mas gone to Glassooros ~.
where he viii make his future home
MS. Carrie Welch is expected home TINS
veek from a prolonged visit IN Philacelphia.
M Thomas Daily, an Englishman, VINO
gently purchased tie Shew iarm near
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30
FOuIk'S Bulletin.
MIlroRp. Oetober q. 81.


Sun rises at 6.I9, and sets at $40.
Days length, lOh. Sim.
High water at Milford at 59am.
At the mouth of the river at I.5Oam.
The moon enters last quarter to-
borrow morning at $50.
Weather for the next seven days
changeable.
We have now on hand a good stock
of Wall papers-two wagon loads
used this weell-all styles and all
prices. Now, don't buy until you
see prices and what we have, and
come soon; we are rushing it off,
but We intend keeping our stock
iull. We have some very pretty
styles brought over from last year at
greatly reduced prices. They are
bargains and are going rapidly.
Our Window Shades are made to
order in the shortest time, OF any
color, with or without fringe, and at
prices to suit you. We put them up
in town without charge.
We have some on spring rollers for
30 cents-a great bargain.
Alabastine continues to 90. There
is nothing equal to it except paint,
and that is not prettier than alabas-
tine. 1t does not fade, does not rub
OF, and will bear wiping with wet
cloth--will 90 on wood or mortar.
We have white and / , shades.
Do you know that the paints we
sell are ground expressly for us, and
only pure articles used. No adul-
terations; and, if it does not prove
satisfactory we will make it so.
Your lamps are little furnished.
We can sell you bottle of gold paint
that will make it look better than
ever. So much for your honses.
Now, outside awhile That carriage
needs Frightening up. We have just
the paint to do it with. One coat of
paint, no varnish needed. Cheaper
than to let it go without paint, and
while you are Mt it, get a box of car
rage dressing and brighten up the
top.
Then, a good safe lantern, 50 that
you can see to put things away
when You come home dark nights OF
want to start out carly in the morn
ING. Your carriage axles will need
Oiling. Use for That purpose only
the best Castor Oil. You will find
it here.
Tablets Of all sorts and sizes, and
all prices from lc ny.
Lead pencils, crayons, pens, ink /
md paper.
School bags, school straps, school I
companions, etc.
A lot of paper and envelopes in
)oxes; just received, very nice and I
heap.
A new lot of accordeons just re-
eived.
As purgative, Foulk's Anti.
'ilious pills is the best thing we /
now Of They will relieve the /
owls, act gently upon the liver
nd remove all bilious tendency. |
hey do not give pain and will |
ways leave the bowels in a healthy
ondition. Gelatine coated, price 70 |,
Is. per box.
FOULK e. co.
Milford chronicle., 1891-10-30

If you look in the enclosed
gallery centre elevator you
will find some ofthe most won
derfully choice Furniture ever
shown in this city. II you pass
through the galleries you will
find a remarkable variety Of
the latest things in every sort
of Furniture, and a range Of
prices that reaches from pole
to pole of values.
Look at Folding Beds-the
line of samples, no duplicates,
shows 81 sorts to match all
styles of Furniture; nine differ
.ent patents, some in combina-
tions with bookcases, ward
robes. chifoniers, or mantels;
the prices are from 50 for the
open frame, to very rich ma
hogany at $3.50.