Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-10-09

well nigh every transaction of human
life.
The recognized measure of value and
medium Of exchange.
Money is an idol, worshiped in every
cline without a single temple.
The sugar that sweetens life.
The best microscope for finding rela-
tionship with.
rTis bee that stores honey II you know how
TO use IL,
Dut it stings, aud then wings, If you only
abuse Il.
The only commodity that remains in
fashion from generation 10 generation.
The fathers independence, the mothers
satisfaction, the sons snare, and the
daughters blessing.
The god of the miser, the plaything OF
the rich, the joy Of the middle classes.
and the envy of the poor.
The bulrseye Of ambition.
Hard to get, easy to spend, awkward
TO borrow, and unpleasant to lend.
What father wishes for what mother spends;
What old aunts leave US, what uncle lends;
Used right 'tis blessing, used wrong tits Q
curse.
When we possess love and health,
money is the one thing wanted to make
life worth living.
The travellers best pocket companion.
One of the umpires in the game of life,
played between Happiness versus Misery.
The best friend of the masses, the
mainstay of the classes, the grand aim of
The lasses, and the ruin Of the asses.
Honest Iago calls it trash, but with
many it is next TO their religion; with
some it is religion, and fools throw up
their interest in both worlds for its sake
The steam in the great engine of life.
That which man struggles for in life,
and after life leaves for others to strug.
gle over.
The guerdon of industry, the will-o'-
the-wisp of Incidence, the seryitor Of
love, the sinews Of war. the good mans
portion, and he bad mans idol.
Money is, next TO religious faith, the
mightiest comforter in life, whose value.
however, can only be fully appreciated
by those who have both possessed it and
have felt its want.
Ammunition for the battle of life.
Mrs. Grundy's standard of respecta
bility.
That which everyone desires to obtain
in order to have the pleasure of parting
with It.
Palm OIL
A most useful commodity, capable cf
transmitting TO its fortunate possessoT
everything but health and happiness.
That which It is mans mission to get
and woman's mission to spend.
The dust that blinds all eyes.
Money is like a monster eel, which
everyone is anxious to catch, but, being
very slippery, it is hard to hold but easy
to lose.
The shot required in life to hit the tar
get of success.
Money to man is like water to a
plant, only useful as long as it promotes
and facilitates growth; like water in the
fountain or water in the tank, keep it
flowing and it blesses, keepitstagnant and
IL injuries.
Money is that which has eagles wings,
and yet can not mount 80 high as mans
desire.
A commodity invented for the pur-
pose of enabling the clever portion of
the community to gain greater advan-
tage over the fools than was hitherto
possible.
A @curse" which everybody is most
happy to be blessed with.
A commodity, the value of which is
best appreciated by those who haven,
got any.
A tangible expression of tickle For.
tunes smile
The honey pot that has all the world
for flies.
The motor of life, without which ali
its pleasures and enjoyments would come
to dead stop.
That which, having not, we want: !:
having, we want more; having more,
want more still; and the more we se-
cure the less happy and contented we
become.
The most unevenly distributed com.
modify on the face Of the earth.
A remedy which cures more com
plants than all other remedies put to
gether.
A great evil that does lot Of good.
That for which we spend the best Jear4
OF our lives in accumuIating and the re-
mainder of our lives In finding means Of
spending.
A taskmaster to whom everybody is q
willing slave.
A capital material for lining pockets
with.
A power which the wise use, the fool
tsh abuse, and neither refuse.
That by which people lose health and
happiness in getting, and some get health
and happiness by losing,
The blood that flows through Che veins