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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

"A boy ''sassed" man in Liverpool,
Eng, and the man cuffed his ears. Two
days later the boy died, and the cuffer,
being rich man, was sued for $50, 900
damages. 1t took him only one day to
secure evidence that the boy died from
being run over by a vehicle on the street
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
You May Not ThInk so.

But it is fact, that Aliens New Discov-
cry for Piles has never in single instance
failed to cure chronic and obstinate cases
of all forms of Piles, no matter of how
long standing. Do you have soreness
and Z, itching often at night Don't neglect
these symptoms. Aliens New Discovery
will care you. We know it. It is an en-
tirely new treatment. Call for free sam
pie. Regular size 900. Sold in Dexter &
Cos pharmacy, cor. East and at No. MaSts.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
NJERDEN, WATERBURY, s. CONNECTICUT
WI RIVER RAILROAD
WATERBURY POST OFFICE

New l"rk On! --'.,U, 1920 III; 40 $50, 73ep q
5nst4l- 100. ST. Il M l.. 3D. I. 10, 81 y nj
SHuthern-1 30, lV!'' m: %I", 80, 80 pm.
WeStGrr- 80, 1920 Il ~; =. 5," 10 !, III.
GanadA est 30, 1U.2' II; 2iH. ;. 80. 80 m
Eastern 100, 1.5V a M; l2.3u, 10, 80 !, III.
Canada East-7.00, $50 m; 1870, 2l" &,pm
Aihannym' 90 10 20 m; ? 10, $50, 81, pm -,
?royidenee-7.00, 80 IN; 1880, 2.Iu, ~ y M
Springded-'.0O 90, so am; 1890, 2.l0 ~ $50 PM.
NorceS 90 so am; 1880 2,10, 3U 30 ir4
hartford 100, $50 NJ; 1890. =. 10, 1.30 pIu
Bridgeport 100, 1890 IN; 10. 80. $50 pm.
New Haven so 1920 arm 30 J TO- $50, 80 DIN
AnSnnia 1871 N; 1880, :. TO- $50, 80 y m
8lrminghaln.~f5 30 lo.2oam: Il. 80 = 10 53O.7 30pu
Union City-1.00a M; 80, $50 pm.
NauSaluck-1 am; 2.10, $50 m.
Seymour-7.50 a III; 40, $50 p m.
WnSted-l6.55 m; 80 III.
1915 M 6.3opm.
Merden-1:50, 1920 am; Il. 80 40, $50, 80 D mi
Danhnry-7.50 m; 125, Z; 1880 100 m.
New L"ndon-7. CO. $50 am II. 30, J. TO- s. So7 80 nm
~atertown-tO.45 III; $50 p IN. ON '-A
Dakvi lle--10.4a a NJ; $40 pm
HoOdbury-7.30, 10 45 m; 1.2S nm.
'outhbury-7S0a N; 1875 r M
Iiddlebury- 80 III.
Folcott (fu. III, Sat- I2.30a
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

Just as the funeral procession of a
colored woman arrived at the cemetery,
in Shreveport, La, the mourners were
affrighted to see the supposed corpse
kick the top off the coffin, arise to sit
ting posture, and coolly ask what was
going on. She is now all right, and grins
with a four-inch smile when questioned
about her novel experience.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
A Losing Business.

Liner-Do you work for the Bazoo
any more?
Spacer-No, indeed. You know did
that article on the Gamblers of New
York" for the Bazoo.
Liner-Yes.
Spacer-Well, lost $500 getting my
points and got SIG for the article
Munsey's Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
Fer
Boston,
Providence,
Worcester.
For
Hartford.
Danbuyy,
Newbrrgh.


ISdNo Tor
BoSTON-7:s0, a. m; 100. 4:o5 p. m. Return
-, W a. M. 1900 m., 500 p. IN
PRoNIOENCE-7:s0 a. m; loo, A:O5 p. m. Re-
turn 9:l0 a. HI; 1915. p. m.
NEW YORK via Brewsters-S:O0 a. M; 2:l3 d. m
Return g. ii a. M; AGO p. IN.
NEW LoNDoN.-7:so a. m; 100. 4O5 p M Re
tnrn-7aS, 9:45 a. m $50 p. m.
roT turn Sis fsC 1oaS a. mn "a 1852 acS p m Re-
WILL HANTiC-7:S0 a. M; 100, dos d. NJ
Return 91o, 11:S5 m; @:l7, 5:25 p. m.
sFkiMGFIELD-9: o5 a M; 4:05 p. m. Re
NEW HAVEN via al iiai Is a, M Return
--l1:ol Il. m.
HARTFoRD-2:s0. 9:e5 a. m; 100, 4:os, SIS D. m
Return-6:a5' 1926 a. m; 1885, 400 o:46 p. m
NEW BRlTAIN--7:30, so5 a. m; I:0O 4.O5. s:25 D.
m Return-6:55, HOO a. M; los, AGO, 7:6s
L. ' ' '
PLA4i.NvILLEm7$9, 9oS a. M; loc4o5, s:a5 p. NJ
iseturn-':O1, 11l5 a. m; lis $3.50, 7:Is D. M
SalSIOL-7:so s:o5 a. M; 100, 1905. ss5: D. m
keturi-':lS, ll:&5a u. H.; $780, 4:lo, 7:s7 p. m.
TERRYNILLE-i:3o s:O5 IA M; 1,o, 4:o5, sa6: D.
N. keturn-7:3i, 1885 a. A.; 1:40 4:5O, IDS
WATERyILLE-7s M; 4:O5, SEES p. m. Return
-':58, 11;55 m; 5t6, 7:5sp. m.
UNION MON, CI ,I,6 am; f516 p. m. Be-
turn--fs:4S a. IA fS:10 p. m.
TOWANTIC-fS :os a. M; f5I6 D. m. Ra-
turn-tss9 a. NJ; fs:o2 p. m.
PoMPERAUG VALLEY sos a. M. s.,o
6l6 pm. Return-s:a5, a. M. 1a1a, Z :5s p. m.
NS a9n h S@3 i1 8 NJ Pes enc Bis p M
DASBukYms:o5 a. m; a:1O, 6:15, Return
T4l, l1:35 a. M; 7:1e p m.
BREWSTERS sos a. M; 21o b.1s
keturn-7:25 11:T3 a. Nj 6:43 p. m. N-
flsHhlL L-ON-HUDSON-S:e5 a. m; 2:10, 51b: D.
m. Return 600, $3.50 a. m. $40 p m
BUFFAd o, mETR. IT, CLEVELAND, CINCIN-
NAIL NAIL s sp; LOUIS. CHICAGO aud western
R. B Williams, Sup't, East Hartford,
A. G. Kendall, G. p. A. Boston
De E.. II, 1t3J
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
MERCANTILE EXCHANGE

MEHCANTILE EXCHANGE.
Butter-Market quiet. Cream-rv-Eastera
30 c.a2slSc.; Western. 26 c.as7ISo.: EirIn.
% ca 29c,: Imitation. 20 c.a34c.: Dairy
ern. Welsh tubs. 20 c.a23 O.: Western, lido
ale o.: Factory-Fresh. Is a23 o; June
packed. 10 c.Rt3 @.
Chsese-Market quiet FactorT-New York
cheddar. 9N c.al0c. Western. fats. SIC. a
9l4c. Crsamery-New York. part skins, 0lfc.
a7l6c ru;l skins, c.a3c.
EGGS Marked steaiy. Eastern. firsts. ca
c.a2Sc.; Canadian frsts. 22c. a23 o.; West
ern. frs 9, 70 c.a30 o. Limsd-Eastsrn.
drsts: ~ .a22Ac.; Canadian. tirsts, 20 OF
"a @; Western nrsts. 22Ixo.a2j CT hold.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
DINCUs' CASINO THEATRE.
Week Commencing Jan. 10.

The dashing Equestrene Coincidence, Miss
Pauline Parker in her beautiful comedy in four
acts entitled 1.-The Scouts Daughter" Supported
by Americas fav"rite comedian, Richard Bros
and an Incompatible combination of dramatic
stars
Scale of prices will remain permanently 10. %.
IS, soc.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
Have You 500

IT you have 500, $500, 500, 5000, ST 600
or any larger sum to invest, buy one or
more of the debenture bonds of the Mid
dlesex Banking Company, of Middletown,
Conn. We are the Waterbury agents of
this strong and successful investment cor
poration. Its capital is $500, 900 and is
being increased to 81, 900, 900. Like Conn
savings banks this company is under the
supervision of the bank commissioners
The state Legislature has recognized tn, ee
debentures as legal for the investment of
trust funds. They are secured ty choice
first mortgages. The interest is per cent,
payable semi-annually by coupons collect
able at this Office or any bank.
A.F.AbbOtt& Son, Real Es.Agts.
Masonic Temple 1902 Bank st.
Open Tuesday and Saturday ev'gs. Z tos O'Clock.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
n. Il. / Il. Railroad Time Table,
Trans leave Waterbury for

Trans leave Waterbury for
NEW YORK sos, $50, 1915 Il NJ l:3O. Sse5, 6:o7,
pm Return -a:s1S:r, 1000 a. nl., 100, 4:Oe,
NEW haven ~ 80, a. 10, 1870, SOY p. m.
IDGhrOkT s:o5. s:so, 1875, "a M ,1:so s:ab. GOT.
Seturh--':oo 80, a. M, ls:1o,a:33, $50, 7:47,
ANSoNlA-6:95, $40. IO:l5,a m se s:s5 s:s7, $50
? IA Returu-I:}3, 1929, n,., 1s:4l. s1O
WArEHruN N-d:l., s:a5, 1l:ss a. M, 4:os. s:1o,
'"i, s.5p. m. last train. Saturday only. lie.
turn go 800, lV:lO, a. M, ESQ. 800, SIS.
- ':E' m, i; 81 train, Saturday only
THOU ANION- 500, li:l7, IA. M AGO, 6:5S, D. m
TORnl NGTuN-e:41, ll:l7, Il. M, 400, $50 D. mg
hetuIll--5:@6, o. T. 4 m, $50 Sis D. M
WlNSTED- t::'', ll:l7 "a. M, 4:uO 656 D, m.
1tcturn-':O3, $50, Il. m, .;05, 4:52 pm.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Going north. 9:3o Il m
Going south, 4:l5 p H.
For New HAY Oh and points ON the Shore Line
ONisl"h VIZ NauGatuck junction at415 D. m il
LUCItrN FUTILE. General Manager
t. HEmPSTEAD. Genera Pass Al ens
\ ER!DEN, WATERBURY s. CONNECTICUT
WI RIVER RAILROAD
In EpPEcr JAN. 3, 1891.
FROM WATERBURY, TO CROMWELL.
Leave Waterbury, Dublin street, 500 and fo,10
am; 500 p M
Leave Meriden, 600. 1910 M. 5:45 p, m
FROM CROMWELL TO WATERBURY,.
Leave Cromwell, $50 a. IN, 12:l3pm
leave Mcrlde", West Main street, 7:i5 u. m. ,
1881, G:S5 p. III. '"
Arrive AT Dublin street, SOB ii. M 1:35 :35 pm.
CHAS. NJ. CRAWFORD, supt.
Meriden, Conn
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

Are you in business, if SO, you should
announce it in the columns Of the
EVENING DEMOCRAT.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
NEW ToRK MARKETS.
BONDS.

New York. Jan. 2l.-Money on call 2lS and
per cent.
RONDS
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

to- Matinees Wednesday and Saturday.
ONE DIME.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22
o. = NJ. T. MALoNEY, PRoPRIEToRs.
oFFIox-lSs south Main street.

Delivered by carrier to any part of the city, or
sent by mail 1T the following rates
me Year....... $500 Three Months. 81. %
SIX Months. 81. so. One Month, -. 42c
Enteredas second class matter at the Water
bury Postofice
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

EOR SALE-Old newspapers, $50 ner
[ 100. Large quantities at reduces
prices. Just the thing to put under caI
peta. At the DEMoCRAr o1aee.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-01-22

EoR SALE-Placards of "To R.nt,
L Furnished Room To Rent" HFo,
sale" and many other designs, Zoe e..h.
At the DRMocRAT office.s
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
A BOOKKEEPING STORY.

A Case Wherein Fly speck Made a Big
Difference.
In one of our large establishments
connected with the iron industry there
occurred recently an apparent discrep-
ancy IN the accounts involving matter
of3 1000 pounds OF scrap iron. The clerks
in the department were set to work TO
unravel the tangled skein, and after
they had expended two whole days in
the search they were compelled to give
up the task and pronounce it beyond
their comprehension. Thus matters
stood for several days.
Several days later the office boy de-
cided to keep himself in practice in ad-
dition by footing up a column of figures
on sheet which was lying on desk
beside him in the scrap iron depart
ment. Bending his energies to the task
he got along swimmingly with the units,
tens, and hundreds columns, but when
he came to the fourth column he could
not make it agree with the footings set
down. Again and again be tried It and
with the same result-3,00O less. Going
over the figures one by one his atten-
ton was drawn to a queer-looklng one.
A fly speck was beside it in such posi-
ton as to make it appear like four,
and as such it had been counted by each
of the clerks in the department. The
boy had earned his promotion, and he
got Philade{Dhi0 Record.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
The Boomerang a Myth.

An old Australian saws: sit is amusing
to people who know Australia and the
aborigines to read in magazines and
newspapers scientific assertions on the
construction and peculiarities of the
boomerang, based, | suppose, on the
tales of travellers. None Of the theOrlz-
ers seem to have found the most obvi-
GUS explanation-that the travellers are
simply romancing. The fact is that the
boomerang is the black fellows toma-
hawk. Sharpened on the outer edge
and made of iron-bark wood, it is in
deed dangerous weapon as club or
Ratchet. l have lived for twenty years
in Australia, and have hunted for days
in the bush with parties guided by alb
original blacks. Noteven the all-potent
inducement of brandy or rum will per-
suade black fellow to give an exhibit
ton of his skill with the boomerang, for
the plain and sufficient reason that there
is no skill about it. The popular belief
that the boomerang is an experts
hand may be made to strike an object
with unfailing precision, travelling in a
curve and returning by clrcultous
flight to the thrower's feet, is pure nom
sense. When a traveller says he has
seen a boomerang thrown SO as to circle
about tree and strike an object behind
it he lies; that is all there is to it. At
close range the boomerang can be
thrown with effect, but no more ac-
curately than a stone. | have seen a
black fellow administer the coup de grace
to a wounded kangaroo with his boom
erang, using it as club. In certain
Australian tribes the form of the boom
erang is such that it could not possibly
be made to describe complete-curve,
being curve on the inner side and a
sharp-edged perfect right angle on the
outer. When the black fellow is at war
or on the chase his killing weapons are
his spears-a long, heavy shalt with a
jagged point for war, and light, throw
ing javelin for hunting purposes. st.
oof;c (I7obo- Democrat
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
"A Trifle w arm.

r. II. Williams, assistant observer at
the Death Valley weather station, ar
rived here last night from Furnace
Creek for medical treatment, says a
Keller special in the San Francisco
Chronicle, having been FRUSTRATED by
intense heaat. Inletters received from
Mr.. Clerv he tells of some Of the hor-
rors of a summer in that region. Here
are his figures: In June the hottest
was 122, the coolest 60, and the mean
temperature for the month 81 degrees.
In July the hottest was l22, the lowest
~ and the monthly mean 1Ol degrees.
and in July, with a thunderstorm
every day during the last week of the
month, there was but 81. On July ed
the temperature was above the hun
dred mark but for a few moments in
the morning, when it went down to 49,.
Mr.. Williams says the greatest draw
back is cooking. Biscuit baked in the
morning are as hard as stone in two
hours. and it is impossible to keep them
soft unless damp cloths are spread over
them all the time. It is impossible to
cook except in the early morning. Po-
tatoes dry up in two days and are use
less. Eggs, Mr.. Williams says, dry up
in the shell in two days and become
worthless unless eaten the same day
they are layed. The two men drink
daily from two to three and a half
gallons of water each, which they
keep in stone jars to cool by
EVAPORATION. Clothing is an ag-
gravation and they wear little else
than sort of gown or a nightshirt
There are few fig trees there, but the
fruit Invariably dries up on the trees
before ripening. Mr.. Williams says one
is compelled to drink SO much water
and perspire so freely that he becomes
very weak, and, if not very cautious,
prostration results. He will return
again in few days after recruiting his
strength.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
Considered His Heirs.

The road was uneven and there were
! numerous sharp curves, and as the
train was running at a high rate Of
speed it was anything but comfortable
for the passegers. Sometimes 1t actually
seemed as though all the wheels on one
side of the Pullman were off the rail at
once.
This didn't serve to put any of the
passengers at ease, but it seemed to
have particularly bad effect on a little
old fellow near the middle of the car.
says the Chicago Tribune. He grew
more and more nervous with every jerk
of the car and finally called the porter
| to him.
GLOW soon will we reach place
where | can send a Dispatch" he
asked.
"Bout ten minutes, sah,' was the
"AI right. Bring me telegraph
blank"
1t was brought, and he hastily scrib-
bled the following message to New
York broker:
"Sell all my stock in X and Z road at
once and at any price you can get"
"You don't seem to have much con-
the next seat, who had read the dis
81 haven't" was the the terse reply.
"You don't think it has much of a
future, apparently?
Future be hanged!" returned the
little man. II was thinking of the pres
ent and my family"
''Your family!' exclaimed the stran-
ger. what has your family got to do
with it?"
"Everything, my friend, everything"
explained the little man, ''and if you
were anything of inancier you'd see
it. I've got to ride two hundred miles
on this road yet, and how would it look
for my family to sue the road for dam
ages that, if secured, would practically
come out of my estate? No sir; Til
allow this dispatch twenty minutes to
reach New York, and I'll allow the
broker twenty-five minutes to dispose
of the stock. If this blamed car keeps
the rails for forty-fve minutes more
someone else will be struck for dam
ages if I climb the golden stairs. And
if she holds the rails for the whole two
hundred miles can buy the stock back
if l want it and 60 back by another
road"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
President Lincoln Obeyed Orders

Mr.. Chittenden tells an anecdote in
his "Recollections of President Lin
coln," which relates how anxious the
President was to obey orders. Mr..
Chittenden had gone out to Fort
Stevens. anticipating an attack on Wash
ington from the Confederate forces under
General Early. AS he entered the fort
he was surprised to find there President
Lincoln and Secretary Stanton.
A young colonel Of artillery, the otfi-
Ger of the day, was in great distress, be-
cause the President would expose him
self. He had warned Mr.. Lincoln that
the Confederate sharpshooters had rec
ognized him and were firing at him, and
soldier near him had just fallen with a
broken thigh. The officer asked Mr..
Chittenden's advice, saying that the
Presidents was in great danger.
"What would YOU do with me under
similar circumstances ?" asked Mr.. Chit
tenden.
81 would civilly ask you to take po-
sition where you were not exposed"
"And if / refused to obey :"
II would send a sergeant and file OF
men and make you obey"
"Then treat the president just as you
would me or any civilian.
81 dare not Heis my superior officer
1 have taken an oath to obey his or
ders."
sHe has given you no orders. Fol-
low my advice and you will not regret
it."
81 WILL" said the officer. II may as
we'll die for one thing as another. If he
were shot should hold myself respon-
sible."
He walked to where the president
stood. .'NIr. President" he said. you
are standing within range of 500 rifles.
Please come down to safer place. If
Won do not, it will be my duty to call a
file of men and make you.
"And YOU would do right, my boy, y
said the Presi dent, coming down at once,
"You are in command of this fort. |
should be the last man TO set an exam
pie of disobedience.
The President was escorted to place
where the view was less extended, but
where there was almost no exposure
Youths Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
He Needs Pushing.

The Philadelphia Inquirer discovered
an odd phase of human affiiction in a
Walnut Street car the other afternoon.
When Dock Street was reached the con-
ductor, who evidently knew his business
and his passenger, approached an aged
man seated at the front of the car and
grasping him by both hands drew him
to his feet and gave MIN nowise gentle
push toward the door. Without any at
tempt to diminish the momentum devel-
ont of the car and stepped on Spruce
Street car which had halted near by.
A curious rider questioned the conduc-
tor in regard to the departed passenger.
"He is regular patron of the road, =
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20


all the painful disorders and
chronic weaknesses peculiar to the
female sex. They go, with the use
of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. Periodical pains, weak back,
bearing down sensations, nervous
prostration, all f'female complaints +"
are cured by it. It is purely vege-
table and perfectly harmless -
powerful general, as we'll as uterine,
tonic and nervine, imparting vigor
and strength to the whole system.
1t costs you nothing if it fails to
give satisfaction. It's guaranteed
to do so, in every case, or the money
is refunded. It can be guaranteed
for it does it. No other medicine
for women is sold on such terms.
That's the way its makers prove
their faith in it. Contains no alco-
hol to inebriate no syrup or sugar
to derange digestion ; legitimate
medicine, not beverage. Purely
vegetable and perfectly harmless in
any condition Of the system.
Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, Proprietors, No. 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
Hale and Hearty.

These two adjectives by no means imply the
possession of great muscular strength There
are many men and women of slight build and
inferior stature to whom the terms "hale and
hearty" perfectly apply. Their compilations
are clear. eyes bright and yivacious, pulses
tranquil, step elastic, movements steady, sleep
undisturbed. appetites sound. These tndtctd
of haleness and heartiness Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters will assuredly bestow upon the feeble,
the nervous and the dyspeptic No tonic of the
century compares with it in popularity, no
other rivals in It's efficacy. AS permanent in
vigoration means also the previous regulations
of disorder in the system, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters must also be regarded as chief among
regulators 1t conquers and prevents malaria
liver, bowels and kidneys, and promotes the &C
QUESTION of flesh as well as Yigor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20

those Chinese are Ha, ha, ha -ho,
no. no Funniest thing I've heard IN
long time
Ibid you have the grippe in this coun-
try?"
Eyes, indeed. Everybody had It."
What did you do?"
Everything that the profoundest re-.
searches and latest discoveries OF
modern science could suggest"
did that stop it 2"
'N-o."
Neither did the drums and trum-
pets. "-Nea0 York Weekly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20
A MEMORY.
There is a voice comes to me yet
Across the vanished years.
h n wet

There is voice comes to me yet
Across the vanished years.
And manhoods dimming eyes are wet
With boyish, happy tears.
Again hear the robins song,
The blackbirds CHEEKY note,
The level meadowland along.
Bursts from his qulyerering throat:
The sunshine and the shadows chase
Athwart the rounded hill,
Then down the slope where, in its place,
Still drones the gray old mill.
Once more up through the clustering leaves,
Astir with love and wings,
That shade my rustic windows caves
There comes voice that sings
A happy song of love and youth,
song of long ago:
My rosy sweetheart, it's in sooth,
Who sings for me, know.
Not hers the voice comes to me vet
Through all the vanished years.
But the accents the hired man
A-swearing at the steers.
Washington Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20

said the fare-collector, "and is quite a
character. When he halts in walking,
or when he desires to rise from his seat,
he is unable to start locomotion without
the assistance of second person. If
he had halted before stepping on the
other car would have been compelled
to start him again. The more the car
iOltS the better he likes it. -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-08-20

"CHARLIE has had such bad luck with
Watches" said young Mrs. locker.
"He lost two because they got satu-
rated" Charlie said they got soaked"
remarked his mother. 81 know, but
saturated is prettier word, and means
the same thing. These rains are so
penetrating; suppose they got into the
works and rusted them" p Washington
.Stur
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