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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
CROSS-CUTS.

Making love is a game that two can play
at. When there are three it is work.
Binghamton Republican.
"Well.'' said Adam, as the gate snapped
behind them, "this makes our wedding trip
regular" What makes it regular?" pouted
Eve 1--WE are going via the falls.-New
York Herald.
Jimmy Briggs-I wish my big sister was q
brother. A sister amt no fun at all.
Tommy Figs-Ain't? Why, I have my
sister cryin' mad most every day.-Indian-
apolis journal.
Brace-Your wife's mother helps her a
great deal, doesn't she?
Bagley-Yes: she has gone into town now
to buy a dress to match some buttons her
mother gave her.-LPuck
she-Don't you think that our modern
society if too frivolous? 1 am oftentimes
amused by some young man who goes about
with his heart in his sleeve.
He-Yes; | met a fellow the other night
who had several of them there.-Judge.
Has he been at it long?" asked a
stranger who entered the church after the
sermon had begun.
He has been preaching fifteen years.
replied the man in the pew.
"Then I wo IT stay."-[New York Sun.
Misplaced Faith.-"Do you drink"
asked the old man. 81 do" said the
younger one boldly. "Then cone and have
one on me-" returned the patriarch; my
daughter bet me her next quarters allow
ance that you didn't."-[New York Herald.
A San.ose county (Me.) man, who is a
justice of the peace, saw an unruly COW
raising Ned" in his fine garden. He
thought he identified that COW, and 80 at
once made out n writ against the n~eiphbor.
After the cow was placed in the pound he
found she was his own, and he had to pay
to get her out.
M~erchant-"You want a place in my
store, you say?" Applicant-Yes SIR
Ever worked in a store before?' Eyes
Sir" LET me try you. Suppose a lady
should come in with a piece of cloth and
want to get a number of yards to match it,
what would you do?' I'D send her to the
next counter" 81 guess you've had expert
ence."-Munsey's Weekly.
A Yale student recently handed in a pa
per to his professor, and was surprised the
next day to have it returned, with a note
scrawled on the margin, He studied it dill
igently, but was unable to decipher the
note, and so he brought his paper back to
the professor. 81 can't quite make out
what this is, if you please said the stu
dent. THAT, sir?' said the professor:
why, that says | cannot read your hand
writing. You write illegibly. sir.''-The
Arnnnaut
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

The scattering vote that Mr.. Harri'
son gets in all popular assemblies where
the next presidency is discussed must till
him with conflicting emotions. At the
meeting Of the league of republican
clubs in Syracuse the other day a vote
on the ~favorite candidate for next year
stood Blaine l02, Harrison 16, Mckinley
s.; but then Platt's man, Fassett, has
been put in the New York custom house,
and it will be his especial duty to see
thht those Blaine fellows are suppressed.
With Depew and Platt for Harrison the
rank and file of the party will be easily
brought into line.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Our merchants generally report bet
ter trade for the opening days Of Au-
gust. Tho approach Of the state fair
with its promise Of a large attendance
OF visitors from all parts Of the state,
the returns from the placer mlnes and
the selling of the wool crop make it cer-
tain that money will be plentiful and
times good for the next ninety days.
Montana is all right, and when gold be-
gins to come back to New York from
Europe the whole country will feel the
tide of prosperity. The dull months we
have just experienced will be the worst
we shall see.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
KINNEY THE CHAMPION.
He Defeats Reary in the Deciding Game
at Billiards.

He Defeats Beary in the Deciding Game
at Billiards.
Major e.. A. Kenney holds the billiard
Championship CT Helena by defeating j.. j.
Beary last night by 15O to 100. Kenney cot
the championship cue, which, by the rules
OF the tournament. he is to defend for six
months against all challengers. He also
got $35 in cash. Bsary. in coming out Sec
ond, got SIS in cash. The game WIS not
very interesting and the averages we're low.
kenney opened and by getting the balls in
good position, made a run Of twenty. This
gave him q lead which was never overcome.
though in tho tifty-sixth inning Beary
reached 1875, within one point of Kennsy.
a couple of pretty good 1uns again put
Kenney away in tho lead and the last three
points necessary to complete the 100 were
made without trouble. The high runs were
Kenney 70 INC Beary Is.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

In spite of the failure of DIR. Koch's
lymph to do all that was claimed for it
reports come from Europe that the
great specialist is still pursuing his in
vestigations with every prospect of ulti-
mate success. 1t is a noteworthy fact
that the doctor himself has never
claimed SO much for his discovery as
some of those associated with him in his
first experiment. 1t is too early yet to
take the ground that his theory is a
failure.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
Lawn Social,

The Y. ?. s. G. +. of the Christian church
will give their regular monthly social or
the lawn at the residence of Mrs. Dunphy
aoS Dearborn avenue. this evening, and il
you want to have n nice. pleasant time and
plenty to cat, you should not fail to be ir
Tor q musical programme vii.
be given and refreshments consisting OF
ice cream, cake and peaches will be served
on the lawn. These socials are very MO
able affairs and all who attend once do moi
fail to return.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

accommodating wealth rs no has to state
craft and politics he would have been
among the big m%illionaires Of the coun-
try" The Press might have added that
had Mr.. Blaine not mixed money maxi
ing with politics he might have been
poor but he would have been president.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

SOME of our esteemed contemporaries
in neighboring cities are making fun Of
Helena's proposed cracker factory. All
right. Have your fun, gentlemen. but
Helena is not ashamed to admit that a
business in which 100000 capital is in
vested and 100 hands are employed is
not beneath her notice. 1t is such man
ufactures in variety that has made Den
yer what she is to-day. Come on with
your small industries.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

PRESIDENT HARRIsoN's forthcoming
visit to Vermont probably has no politi-
cal significance. although the Green
Mountain state is about the only one
that will give him a majority next year
if he is renominated.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

The st. LOUIS Republic proposes a
symposium on the topic doctors, do
they kill or cure in most cases, and if SO
why?" 1t does not state whether the
controversy is limited to the doctors and
their patients. If it is, it is apparent
that the former have the advantage, as
only the cured patients are able to talk
haok
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

MI. BLAINE has returned a present OF
a box Of eggs sent him by an ardent adj
vocate OF his nomination for 1892.
Brother Blaine evidently is tired Of
counting his chickens before they are
hafchad
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

THE tariff goes up and wages godown.
The duty on glucose under the Mckin-
ley law is a little more than 80 per cent.
Under the old law it was 20 per cent,
yet the glucose factories of Buffalo have
reduced the wages Of their workmen 10
nor nnni
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

IT is to be hoped that the report of a
reorganization of the Union Pacific
Railroad company and the formation Of
a powerful syndicate to take care of its
loans is true. This will moan the early
completion of the Union Pacifc's con-
nection into Helena, a work that would
not have been so long delayed had the
road been under enterprising manage
ment.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
ment.

Col. WILLIAM r. MORRISON believes
party lines will be SO tightly drawn next
winter that the republicans in the SEN
ale will vote solidly against any tariff
measure the house may pass. We
doubt that. The senators from Illinois,
Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota have learned
something since last year. They are no
longer flying the red flag at the enraged
farmer.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

DENVER is going to build a fine audi
forum for the Knights Templar on
vention which meets in that city next
year. 1t proposes to erect a permanent
structure with a view to establishing a
reputation as a convention city. Those
Denver people know how to do things.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
HELENA, MONT, AUG. II. 1891.

HH- Montanians abroad will always ind Tn
DAILY INDEPENDENT on file at their favorito
hotels: Fifth Avenue and Metropolitan. New
York; West, Minneapolis: Baldwin and Palace,
tan Francisco; McDermott, Bntte; LELAND Hotel,
springfield. Ill.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

The revised assessment for the vari-
Gus counties Of the state shows that
Lewis and Clarke county continues to
pay one-tifth of the taxes Of the state.
This is gratifying from two points Of
view; the other counties like it, and we
are glad to be able to do it.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

WITH 103 applicants for divorce in her
midst the city of Sioux Falls laughs at
drouth and dull times. The hotels are
filled with visitors and the lawyers are
merry.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

THERE is a great deal of glitter but
very little gold about those reciprocity
schemes with the Latin countries. Up
to tho present writing the farmers of
the United States have felt no benefit
from them. When they have done so it
will be time for the republican press to
boast of Mr.. Blaine's achievements.
Lat us wait and see.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

THE Denver News raises the old ques-
ton, What shall We do with our OK
presidents? This is a question that
does not concern us, but Benjamin Har-
rison might ponder it to advantage dur
ing the brief remainder of his troubled
term. What we are thinking about is,
What are we to do with our next presi-
dent?
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

The New York Press, discussing the
report that Mr.. Blaine's fortune has un-
dergone a recent shrinkage, says: cal
together he has been a shrewd tinancier
and if he had devoted as much time to
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

The peoples party in Ohio demand,
in their platform. that "the exclusion,
importation, expectation, manufacture
and sale of spirituous liquors" shall be
conducted under the supervision of gov
eminent officials. We discover only one
omission from this plank. 1t should
havs prescribed who should drink the
1iul1or
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
Isn't h Cheap

Herbert, NichOls0n Il Co., limited, have
moved thoir general offices from the ware
house to their salesrDom, corner Edwards
street ana Park avenue. AIT orders left
there for wood, conl, hay, grain, ETC., will
have prompt attention. Fruit and produce
at Wholesale only. Telephone 20.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Fred Lehman has removed to No. 1877 North
Main it oct, the building formerly occUpied Inv j,
4: Doug ty, where he would he pleased to see
his old friends and patrons.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
RAILROADS In MONTANA.
Aasessments Made In h DlffcreAt Couu
tics for Taxes,

ties for Taxes.
The state board of equalization, which
has been in session for two weeks, has com-
pleted the assessment Of all railroads and
branch lines in Montana. On the values
fxed by the board the railroads are to pay
their taxes and furnish no small amount of
the state revenue An interesting and
comprehensive rcsult of the work of the
board is presented below:
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Would you like to purchase a newmarket worth
$40 for $40 or q finer garment at a pror ortionate
reduction? That is the way Sands Bros. have
cut prices for this week.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Goto The Bee Hive for baby carriages ard
save 331s per cent. instead of buying from in
stallment plan houses.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
For This Week Only.

Teal and mallard duck, plover and prai
rie chicken, at the Helena Cafe.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Bug your novels at The Zee Hive aud save 20
per cent. Ali 25c. novels at 20c.; 5oc. novels 400.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Number of railroads in state, %.
Total number of miles Of railroad in state 2, 22S3.
Total ass essed value of all, $3.50, 700.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11
To Accommodate All Glasses.

Great drive in Muslin underwear at The Bee
Hive.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

For This Week Only.
At H. Toms, zephyrs in all colors, four
ounces for 25c, knitting yarn So per skein,
Germantown yarn $1.25 per pound, best
quality always sold for 81.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

To Accommodate All Classes.
The Montana Savings bank was organized
especially to accommodate mechanics, min
ers, laborers, clerks, railroad employees,
teachers. seamstrssses and other small de-
p%ositors. Receives deposits of 81 and up
wards and pays five per cent interest. Save
your dollars and start a savings account.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

Typewriting, room Is Bailey block.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-11

MONTANA UNION RAILWAY AND BRANCHES.
Principal
Silver Bow 1000 1900 1900 1000 1873 T65oo
DeerLodge 1000 1910 1900 100 35.y 1890
Total SIP 256OoO
Ana'da-
DeerLodgel 1000 1900 15OJI 1900 81 42OOO
Is. H.
Silver Bow 1000 1900 1900 1900 10. 10000
GREAT FALLS * CANADA RAILWAY.
Cascade -. 100 1890 14aO, 200 1873 $500
choteau. 100 1900 1903 200 III $4,000
Total -. 1925 3G75OO
OREGON SHORT LIN & UTAH NORTHERN.
Bsaverhe'd 100 300 200 zoo 7s.iS 4os 81
Silver Bow 100 22OOI 200 200 81. LOS 1872
Total.... 1876. 4Ot 6572eO
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
A., T.. g. s. #. Train Service.

Nos. and do all the California and
Mexico business between Chicago and
La Junta. South OF La Junta they are
divided-passengers to and from San
Francisco and City of Mexico being car
ried on Nos. and 2 while passengers to
and from Southern California are carried
on Nos. 8 and4.
Trains 3 and have following equip.
ment between Chicago and La Junta Ia.
Chair car between Chicago and Dodge
City; H. Tourist and palace sleepers
between Chicago and San Francisco; [c..
Pullman sleepers between Chicago and
San Diego; i'd Tourists sleepers between
Kansas City and Los Angeles; [e. Palace
sleepers between st. Louis and City Of
Mexico, via Burton and Ell Paso.
Trains and 4 have following equip
ment south of La Junta; a. Pullman
sleepers between Chicago and San Diego
h.. Tourists sleepers between Kansas City
and Los Angeles.
Nos. and 2, south of La Junta, arr
equipped as follows; la.l Tourists ant
palace sleepers, between Chicago ant
San Francisco; [b.] Palace sleepers be
tween st. Louis and City OF Mexico, vii
Burton and Ell Paso.
For information about ticket rates
routes Pullman reservations, ETC., addres
W. M. SMITH Agent, Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
The Pulpit and the Stage.

Rev. f. NJ. Shrout, Pastor United Breth.
rem church, Blue Mound, Kas says: 81
feel it my duty to tell what wonders Dr.
Kings New Discovery has done for Inc. My
lungs were badly diseased, and my parish
oners thought could live only few weeks,
took five bottles of DR.. Kings New Discoy-
cry and am sound and well, gaining twenty
six pounds in weight"
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny
Folks Combination writes: "After thor
ough trial and convincing evidence, l am
confident DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
beats 'em all, and cures when
everything else fails. The greatest kindness
| can do my many thousand friends is to
urge them to try it." Free trial bottles at
A. c. Irelands drug store. Regular sizes
SOC. and 81.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
FRATERNAL ORDERS,

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No. ], A. f. & A.
NJ. Meets on the first Monday of each month
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. l, R. A,
month.
SANTA FEE COMMANDERY, No. l.
knights Iemplar Meets on the fourth Monday
OF each month.
SANTA FE LODGE OF PERFECTION,
No. l, 18th degree A. A. s. R. Meets on the third
Monday of each month.
ATTAIN LODGE, No. 8, l. O. O. r.
Meets every Friday night.
SANTA FE LODGE, No. 2, K. of P. Meets
hrst and third Wednesdays.
GERMANIA LODGE, No. S, K. P.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays.
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, No. 1, Uniform
Rank K. Of T Meets first Wednesday in each
month
CATHOLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month.
SANTA FEE LODGE, No. 1857, g. U. o. 0. F.
Meets first and third Thursdays.
GOLDEN LODGE, No. 8, A. o. U. W.
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays.
CARLETON POST, No. 8, G. A. r., meets
hrst anc third Wednesdays of each month"; at
theil hall, south side of the plaza.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
Specimen Cases.

S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis, was trou-
bled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his
stomach was disordered, his liver was af-
fected to an alarming degree, appetite fell
away and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bit
tiers cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg ILL.,, had a
running sore on his leg of eight years
standing. Used three bottles of Electric
Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve, and his leg is sound and well.
John Speaker, Catawba, Ohio, had five large
fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was
incurable. One bottle Electric Bitters and
one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him
entirely. Sold by A, G, Ireland's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
A Sea Sick Passenger,

On the ocean, cares little about a storm. He i
positively Indifferent whether he Is WASHED
overheard or not But, set right by wine glass
full or two OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, HI
feels renewed interest in his personal safety
This fine corrective neutralizes in brackisf
wa er-often compulsorily drank on shipboard
to the grevous detriment OF health,the per
of the stomach, liver and bowels. To the ma
riner, the tourist, the western pioneer and miner
the Btters is invaluable as means Of protection
against malaria, when its seeds are latent IN al
and water. To the effects of overwork, menta
or manual, it is most reliable antidote, and tt
the debilitated and nervous, it affords great anC
speedily felt relief and vigor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23

G. M. Dreamer, the druggist, desires
us to publish the following testimonial, as
he handles the remedy and believes it to
be reliable.
bought bottle OF Chamberlain Pain
Balm and applied it to my limbs, which
have been afflicted with rheumatism at
Intervals for one year. At the time l
bought the Pain Balm 1 was unable to
walk. l can truthfully say that Pain
Balm has completely cured me. R. H.
FAIR, Hollywood, Kas., Mr.. A. b. Cox,
the leading druggist at Hollywood, YOU
ches for the truth of the above statement.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
A Long Line.

1t is 2,714 miles from City of Mexico
to st. Louis. We have just placed some
superb Pullman palace sleepers on
through line between those two cities
via Ell Paso and Burton, which makes
the entire distance without change.
Los Angeles to st. Louis is 2,l2l miles
Pullman tourist sleepers now run between
those points, via Albuquerque and Burr
ton, without change.
The Frisco line, in connection with
Santa Fe route, is favorite one to St.
Louis and beyond. -
G. T. Nicholson, &. P. & 7. A., A., T.
& S. f. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
Sob Printing.

Mere ants and ott.ers are hereby re-
minded that TIE New MEXICAN is pre-.
pared to 90 tier printing on short notice
and at reasonable rates. Much of the Job
printing now g1ing out of town should
come to tie lew EExIHAN office. There
in no better c-cuse for scHding out of
town fJr printing than there is for sending
away Tor groceries or clothing. Our mer.
chants should consider these things. Tho
NEW MEXICAN is acknowledged the lead
ing paper of this section. The patronage
of the people viii enable Us to keep it 20
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23

In almost every neighborhc cd through
out the west there is some one or more
persons whose lives have been saved by
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy, or who have been cured
of chronic diarrhGa by it. Such persons
take especial pleasure in recommending
the remedy to others. The praise that
follows it's introduction and use makes it
very popular. 25 and so cent bottles for
sale by G. M. Dreamer, druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
A man whose soul is narrowed is not
necessarily a cultured individual.

tisquite probable that you may need the
services Of physician some day; but you
can postpone the time indefinitely by
keeping your blood pure and your system
invigorated through the use Of Ayers
Sarsaparilla. Preventions are better
than cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer al
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the Lit.
tie cherub awakes as "brighta as button p
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
lie the best known remedy for disrrh9a
whether arising from teething or other
c uses. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23
Are You Going East?

If so you will ask for tickets via
WABASH LINE.
WHY? Because in the first place
it is, to many of the principal cities in the
east the
SHORT LINE and, because, on all
trains there are, free to all, new and ele-
CANT
RECLINING CHAIRS, and from
points in the Rocky mountain region on
all through trains
THROUGH PULLM ANS, and to
cap the climax of luxury, all trains are
fed on
DINING CARS.
H. NJ: SMITH. G. M. HAMpsos,
j. r. HELM, Com. Agt., | ,227
I. Agt. Santa Fe. 18th st., Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-05-23

Some of the Grand Army boys may be
interested in the following from Alex. B..
Pope, A. D. c., Commander, Dept. Tenn.
and Ga. He says: "We have had an
epidemic Of whooping cough here, (Stew-
art, Tenn.,) and Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy has been the only medicine that
has done any good" There is no danger
from whooping cough, when this remedy
is freely given. Itcompletely controls the
disease. 30 cent bottles for sale by G. M.
Dreamer, druggist.