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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
SOUTHWESTERN BUSINESS OOLL.EG
NOTES

Mr. Eugene Arnets accepted a petition
as book keeper at the Wichita Stock
Yards.
Mr. Hugh Bsrlan. who graduated last
week, is now filing position in the capac-
ity of accountant in Milan. Kan.
Miss Anna Cherry. who left the college
in January to accept the position of chief
enrolling clerk of the Legislature. will re-
turn this week to complete the course.
The following studedts enrolled during
the week:
Mr.. A NJ. Reitzel, Beloi., Kansas; Miss
Maude Lawrence. BIN City. Kan; Mr.. @.
". Moore, Robinson, Kan; Miss Carrie
Beekman, Talula. Ill; Mr.. Howard
Schroeder Wichita
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
JUDGEMENTS

The ladies OF the w II. NJ s and Youns
Ladies Auxiliary Of the First NJ T. church
are invited 70 q reception given Mrs
Inyeart icon sec at the residences Of Mrs
r. T. Guthrie. Jr.. $o4 North Waco. Tues
day evening. March IL. from 7 70 O'Clock
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

Mr. T. Tuttls who broke bis shoulde,
blade IN fall some time since. 10 recover
ing from his mishap very slowly. So
slowly that be says b. Is almost dis
couraged
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The county commissioners yesterday aD-
pointed J. VI SsyIor. OF this city. and
Professor J. ". Williams, Of Maize, ~ a.
sissent examiners in the teachers ex-
aruinatiotA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

JK McGregor. who has been I'll 70,
two or three weeks past. was On the stree.
yesterday short time His many friends
viii be glad TO learn Of bis recovery.
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arSATA

VIII nee. vita Mn Harry Jscksoa. xzs
Ayeaus A. t0norro~. Literary asvis~
viii hs Tho saStses q eisrussioa- Taks
Main SIRE. ezr 20 Thlrs<~ssh
Hzs snuts C1g4vEs sxo. gsesT.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

There will be al extra meeting Of shs
German ladies socisiy next Tuesday,
March II. at 3 O'Clock sharp. a. I'll. resi-
dsDce Of Mr.. j. Wissnfuih. No. ais North
Market By order Of com mites.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

A regular Communication % wichita
Lodge No ~. A r. & A N. Mosdsy
evening, March IS az 7ss9 o'clock Visit
ors invited GEO L. PaATT. ". IL
A J. APPLEGATE. Soc'y.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The Board of Trade orchestra gave a FIRE
concer, at VIII T. Reeves billiard parlor
last evening.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

Senator Bentley called yesterday jus. a.
fat, jolly and genial a. though he had
never been fastsnsd on: By Sam Woods
Alliance house.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
OFFICERS OF THE GRAND CHAPTER
o. T.. 8.

The following is list Of the officers OF
the Grand Chapter of the Eastern Star:
Mrs Eudora Z. Hall, Wichita-W
G. NJ.
Mr. T. J. Mcfarland, Parsons-W. g. T.
Mrs. Carrie .. Getty, ElIsworth-A
G. b.
Mr.. David C. Battey, Florence-A. G. y.
Mrs Jessie NJ Pearsall, Fort Scott-G
treasurer.
Myra K Mottram. Ottawa-Grand sec
rotary.
Mrs Lettie E. Trueslot. Newfoundland
conductor.
Mrs Helen B. Fsrnsworth. Topeks-As-
sistant grand conductor
Mrs. Carrie S. Smith, Girard-Grand
CHAPLAIN
Mrs Francis Ellis. Medicine Lodge
Grand Marshal.
Mrs Mac Quick Caldwell-Grand Adah
Mrs. Frances Stone, Wanego-Grand
Runth.
Mrs. Stella 3. Armstrong. FL Dorado
Grand Esther.
Mrs. Rebecca Reed. Nickerman-GTand
Martha.
Mrs. Lucy Clark, Independence-Grsnd
Electa.
Mrs Mac Wells, Osborne-Grand wartier
Mr.. T. A. Nan, Pittsburg-Grand sefnti-
mel
Miss H. Smith, Pittsburg-Grsnd Or
ganist.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The Womsn's Mission circle Of the First
Baptist church will hold . work meeting
with Mrs. Frazier. 40 North Waco avenue.
Wednesday afternoon March Is. at o
o'clock MEs. z. F. Glow.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The regular meeting will oonnsnos
promptly Tuesday afternoon A. as5o e'cloe..
/; Is especially desired thai theirs - a fall
attendance 20 psrfec; plan. foz iacrs4x.nx
the funds os the soc8sty
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

Mrs. Mary Kessler who lived si1 miles
west of town died yesterday morning
aged "a. The funeral viii take place TO
day
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

lowed by a most sumptuous repast. The
guests were Maud and Iva Dunbar, Mary
Wilson, Floy Stanley, Allie Dodge, Cora
Ford; Messrs. Lloyd Eldridge, Shirley
Chapman, Sid Toler, Will Ford, John
Tucker, Earnest Cramer.
-
The Willing Workers society of the En-
poria Avenue Baptist church will give
their annual literary entertainment at
their church corner Emporia avenue and
Tenth street on Friday evening, March
20, at 7:3o D. N. AdmittaGce free: but
collection will be taken at the close. The
society invites all that wish to enjoy
pleasant evening TO meet with them.
PP0CPAM
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The Harmonic Union are still workins
industriously at the choruses that the
will sing at their coming concert
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

Regular nesting Of wichita Dlrf..oa
Va 100. O. X. T., a. Gssso hall. Tussdsy
evening. March n, .: To o'clock- work
IA tss sn4t.s:ory dsxTesL Waiting isl-
egrsphsrx invited
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

J. II. HoDxErT. secITr-..
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e .
Misses Milligan, Coffey, Messrs.
phalDs and pierDOnt

PROGRAM
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L. G. Yocum, W. I. Osborne, H. ]. Hag-
ney, w. A. Smith, H L. Gordon, Geo.
Hammann and Geo. Chapman.
80
One of the younger set received a note
yesterday morning which bore the follow
ing address:
In the incest town you ever saw,
The Gem of Kansas. "Wichita;"
A young man at -43
North -- you are sure to see:
E--is the young mans name,
Leave this with him, I'll take the blame.
The young man exhibited this note to a
chosen few. Which one gave it away.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

= Ite>Ilked, Ihat Summer Is pleas
anter than Winter. Affirmative, Chas.
Basiey, Olive Decatur; negative, New
ton Edwards. Minnie Heinstedt. De
clded in the affirmative.
MARGARET FOSTER, President.
HATTIE GOwDY. Secretary.
Miss MINNIE Trainer was treated TO de-
llSntful surprise party last evening. it be
ing the occasion OF her eighteenth birth
day. Dancing and games were tie amuse-
nasnts Tor The evening which were (oi-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
WHIP AND SPUR.

Allerton reduced his record to 2:13 at In
dependence, Ia, on July 4.
The half mile track pacing record was
reduced to 2l4 by Hal Pointer at Mans
/ field. o.
The thoroughbred sire Voltigeur, by
Vandal, well known by western horsemen,
is dead.
If the rays of the sun are permitted to
shine through window into a horses
eyes blindness may result.
Both Nelson and Guy vainly tried to
lower their records at the summer meeting
of the Detroit Driving club,
John A. Logan, Jr., has two colts in
John Splan's stable. One is by William l.,
and the other by St. Bel, 2:2411
The Chicago Horseman pertinently re-
marks that the man who wishes to make
money raising horses must raise good
horses.
Walcott & Campbell have nominated
one Longfellow yearling and three Rayon
d'Ors, among them brothers to Tenny and
Chaos. for the English St. Leger of 1893.
Frank Osman, the Tennessee PAGER that
made record of 2:1S1s at Kankakee His,
on July |, was the first new PAGER to enter
the 2:20 list this season. His sire is I'M
known.
A colt two days old fell down a mineral
shaft 40 deep at Dubuque, La. When
drawn out the colt kicked up his heels and
ran around the lot as if he had enjoyed the
experience
Mrs. Leland Stanford, the charitable
and large hearted wife of Senator Sanford
the master of Palo Alto, has given fund
of 100000 in aid of the kindergartens of
San Francisco.
The word sulky, as applied to a wheeled
conveyance, had its origin in the fact that
when it first appeared the person who saw
it considered that none but sulky, selfish
man would ride in such an affair, which
afforded accommodation to but one indi-
vidual.
When William and Edward Simms, of
Paris, KY, were graduating with honors
at Yale college, June "a, horse named
Yale '91 won a fast race at Chicago. Yale
'9l was bred and owned by their father,
Colonel W. E. Simms and given the above
name because his sons would graduate at
Yale Ia 1891
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
WAYSIDE GLEANINGS.

There are more than 200 Swiss in the
United States.
Arizona is coming into the field as RI.
val of California in the fruit line.
OF the sixty counties of Pennsylvania
only seventeen are free from debt.
Savernake forest, one of the most famous
estates in England, has been sold for
100000.
A philanthropic Brooklyn woman re-
Gently bought all the orioles in a bird store
and set them free.
The manufacture of false teeth for horses
is a new industry just opened in Paris with
a capital of $1,000, 600 francs.
Onyx is in danger of losing its special
value. Besides the great deposits discov-
cred in Missouri extensive layers have been
found in Smyth county, Virginia.
The British empire in India covers an
area of 1,466,3l9 square miles, territory
nearly as large as Europe without Russia
1t has population of about 26O, 100000.
The Coreans are the largest eaters
known. Their stomachs are generally alb
normal in size and the one possessing the
largest is generally considered the richest
The Y NJ G. A s of the country now
own property worth $12, PSI, 900. One thou
sand and eighty-three persons are engaged
as paid officials and there are 225, 900 mem
bers
History says the ancient Greeks used
olive leaves for ballots, and the Australian
voting system is a revival of the practice in
Rome 1000 years ago. History repeats it
self. Modern improvements are often only
the revival of an ancient vogue of some
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
MAYsIDE eLEANlNCs.

In Denmark they supply the Lighthouses
with o.! 20 still the waves during storm
Boston has TWO more banks than New
YORK. Pittsb1rg has two more than Chi
eazo and thirty two more than PG.lzde!-
phiA
New York has professional ragpicksr
with gold bowed glasses, which ne puts on
when &c wants 20 investigate the contents
OF Al ash barrel
Generosity Is national trait q tie Chi
igus, AID the American trs1ps Who drift
into Szu-.sgo are reputed 20 make from
ten dollars 90 tze1cy dollars DAP o. beg
gag AZ TIE doom 81 the wealthy.
The rAtso il wAich ire different letters
are used ia TIE language Is SHOWN 81 the
numbers of each lettsr supplied II a Dill
Fl type 70 the printers. re proportion
isz3x ard 5. es. So Is, o ard < .. ?
a. " AID -. Z. Aza %. &C. 81. ard
%. %. -. Z. 0 AID -. = AID - JIG
I'D 80.
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PEN, FENClL AND BRUSH.

Robert Louis Steyenson's home has the
only fireplace in Samoa, and the natives
have a dim idea that it is sort of altar at
which he performs mystic rites.
Edwin Arnold is a short, we'll built man.
with gray hair, & solid nose and a high
forehead. He has been ia the employ Of
the London Telegraph for thirty years.
George keenan, IS famous for his won
derful memory. he is an omnivorous
reader. and his system enables him TO re-
tain large proportion of what he reads.
The emperor OF Germany has ordered an
annual pension TO be paid 10 Hermann
Thorn, the author, out of his private in
come. The cause of his majesty's regard
was Thorn's well known Hymn of Labor. 4"
Nine. Berteaux, the sculptor, has applied
for the chair filed by the late N. Chatu at
the Academy OF Fine Arts. Nine. Bar
teaux took her first medal for culpture in
1854. and from that time 70 the present her
career has been a series Of good pieces o.
work rewarded BIZ medals
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
tEeSLeECN s-N---@Ni =
KANSAS FARMS
FIr sale Dv
KANSAS HOMFSEEKERS' BUREAU,

We have choice farms in every part Of
the state for cash or on easy terms. Re
member that DO matter what wild reports
you may have heard, that the, government
reports for seven gears show tBat the cui-
tivated lands Of Kansas have produced
more than the same number Of cultivated
acres anywhere else IN the United States.
Kansas soil we'll farmed produces more
than any other in the United states. Think
OF this and then come and see II and Us.
Now i the time 10 buy before a land boom.
II we cannot show you more If the gifts %
Providence 10 the fruits Of the earth il the
same length o. time than you ever saw be
fore. we VIII pay your expense out here
and g.ve you "A wagon load q the finest
peaches you ever looked at. II you want
20 see the worlds fair come 70 Kansas OF
course re are the great land men and farm
seEers Of Kansas. bot We mean every word
We say and vii. 10 ~ Write or vsslt u.
II you mean swap OF some other Do1Esnss
write 20 some one else. II you mean busl-
ness write rs We can get you cheap
rate and something s.ss II you buy = 90.
I.ook ont FOR The excursions. Address
COWLEY & NELSON. Kansas Home
seeks Bureau. " Ichita, Kansas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
SCIENTIFIC WAITS.

An astronomer estimates that the globe
is annually pelted with LAG. O00,000 meteoriC
prolectiles.
The great telescope of Lord Rose has a
speculum six feet in diameter and fifty
five feet focus.
The French manufacture a paper linen
so cleverly that it is almost impossible
without examination to detect the differ
ence between it and damask.
A philosophical statistician calculates
that in the year 1900 there will be l, 700 OOO, :
coo people who speak English, and that
the other European languages will be
spoken by only 500, 600 900 people.
Liquid oxygen turns out to be blue.
Hitherto it has been described as colorless.
NJ Olszowski, of Moscow, who has Just
made the discovery, suggests that the color
of the sky may be due to the atmospheric
oxygen.
Molds for casting iron can only be made
in sand. Iron OF other metallic molds
chill the iron, and it does not fill well.
The great heat at which iron melts will
burn any other material, or will stick so
as 10 break the mold.
One of the recent inventions for life saw
Ing apparatus is the Irvine pneumatic gun
for throwing line to ships in distress or
to persons in burning house The air is
admitted from reservoir to the chamber
behind the projectile at pressure of :, 400
pounds on the square inch.
DR.. Kikodze, a specialist, has been de
voting his attention TO the condition Of
blood in the human body during pneu,
monia, and found that during the course
of this disease the white corpuscles in
crease in number as much as three times
what they are in healthy persons
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
A BACK YARD EPISODE.
The True Story of Fat Man and .
Wicked Hammock.

/ The True Story of Fat Man and .
Wicked Hammock.
/ 1t was in back yard on Carroll street,
| Brooklyn, and the hour was shutdown.
! A hammock was suspended between
two posts.
Such birds as they have in Brooklyn
were singing their sweetest songs pre-
paratory to seeking their gentle roosts,
and the yellow faces of the big sun
flowers carried grins of pleasure as a fat
man, smoking cigar, made his appear
ance.
He had come out to lie in the ham,
mock and commune with nature as she
sent the sun to rest and babe the banana
peddlers cease their racket. He pro-
ceeded to business by backing up to the
hammock, seizing it with both hands be-
hind him and drawing it under him.
He sat down on the ground. He
first, but after feeling all around he
finally became convinced and got up.
Something was said about a locality,
way, way off. which has no railroad or
steamboat connection, but his words
were not addressed to any one in par
ticular
This time he sided up to the ham,
mock and held it so as to roll in on his
right side. His motives We're entirely
honorable, but there's heap of differ
ence between running coal yard and
getting into hammock He didn't roll
in. For some unexplained reason the
machinery skipped cog just then, and
he woke up on the broad side of his
back with the hammock swinging over
him.
This time he delivered quite lengthy
address on Halifax and Texas-how to
get there-manners and customs-cost
of living, etc. He appeared to be con-
siderably discouraged, but after awhile
he braced up for another effort. He
spread his arms right and left, got
firm hold of the hammock and then
hoped frisky little hop with the firm
intention of landing somewhere.
He landed His head hit the ground
first. and then, by sort Of graduated
scale, the rest of his body came down
till his heels got there and Jared the
earth for thirty feet around. He was
very quiet for couple of minutes. The
two or three cats looking over the fence
couldn't be sure whether he was dead or
quietly enjoying good thing.
By and by whoop broke the stiffness
of evening 1t came from the fat man.
Then the earth trembled. 1t was the
fat man getting up. There was long
handled shovel resting peacefully against
the fence, and he rushed for ii and
brought it down ''kerswat" on the ham
mock-and then turned and fetched the
fence an awful 'kerthump!"-and then
knocked the whole face off big sun
flower, and when he had finished and
disappeared into the house those who
looked down into the back yard turned
pale and whispered to each other that
the end was not yet.-M. Quad in New
York Evening World
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
ATCHlSON PHILOSOPHY.

Every man is a suicide; he has some
habit that is shortening his life.
Men philosophers with you in your dis
tress, but it is the women who console.
The best acquaintance man has is the
stranger who knows neither good nor bad
of him.
a man never wants anything so bad as
when he is told he will have TO fight for 1t
TO get il.
Before telling a story on a man, remem-
Der that If you tell the truth, the man who
quotes you probably will not,
Talk OF the eccentricities Of genius, and
half of your audience Will feel grateful TO
you for finding pleasing apology for their
faults
4 friend is more apt 70 believe bad
story on you than an enemy. In hoping 1t
is true, an enemy fears it is not, but
friend hoping il is not true, believes it is
AtchIson Globe
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
The Bear Crop In Maine.

A fur buyer of Lewiston recently made
a statement of interest to people who like
to shoot big game. "On an average" he
remarked, 800 bears annually are killed
in Maine. buy seventy-five each twelve
month, and yet the trappers announce
every year that the bear in Maine is becom-
ing extinct. 1 have bought many bear
skins in the last four weeks, and am buy
ing them every week The bear is quite
crop all in all. The trapper who gets big
bear gets thirty dollars to thirty-tive dol
lars for the skin and five dollars bounty.
Five hundred year averaging half as
much makes s1o, goo year from our profits
from Names widest beast"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
CROWN AND SCEPIER.

Prince George of Greece Is a famous
boxer.
The Prince of Wales life is insured fol-
100000.
The car of Russia never shaves, merely
| using pair of scissors to trim his beard.
The queen of saxony maintains three
physicians, whose sole duty is to attend
the ailments of the suffering poor. The
queen pays the physicians out of her own
private purse.
Prince Alexander of Battenberg, former
ruling prince of Bulgaria, who so gallantly
defeated King Milan in the Bulgarian
Servian war of 1885, is dangerously ill
He is suffering from an ulcer in the stom-
ach.
King Otto of Bavaria struts about the
gardens of his prison palace with a wooden
musket on his shoulder and takes an i'm
aginary shot at every one who approaches.
The king is now forty-four years old, and
his mental condition seems to grow worse
rather than better.
Queen Victoria's family circle now num-
bers fifty living descendants, including sons
and daughters, grandsons and granddaugh-
UerS, Sreat-granQsonS ana great-Sranu-
daughters. Besides these she has four
sons-in-law, four daughters-in-law, five
grand-sons- law and one granddaughter
in-law.
Two curious old relics of European roy
atty are passing their declining days in
obscurity in London. They are the Prince
of Mantua and his aged mother, the Ouch
ess. The duchess is nearly ninety and her
son is we'll on in life They live in very
humble style, but still retain rare coilec-
ton of jewels and bric-a-brac.
Although the boy king, Alexander of
Servia, is not yet fifteen his marriage is al
ready being planned. Princess Xenia, of
Montenegro, sixth daughter of Prince
Nicholas, is the bride in prospect, and
should the negotiations succeed the prin-
cess will come to Belgrade to be betrothed
to the king on his ifteenth birthday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
Impatient

A doctor who was noted for his pre-
fences rather than for his cures was
called II 20 prescribe one day for man
VINO was Ill, and gave MIN some medi-
cine. The next day but one ne called &c
see the patient
How is he todayy" he asked servant
az the door
He's dead. sir-that's how ne Is, said
the servant
He Is, chr said the doctor indignant
~. We'll, that's always the way. PEG
pie expect our medicine 70 work wonders,
and then they get IN a hurry and don't
give il time 20 prove what L can DO =
Exchange.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
This is not a sermon. 1t is only a rail
road missionary tract.

This is not a sermon. 1t is only rail-
road missionary tract.
If YOU take a vacation this summer,
why not 90 TO Coloradoi Nestled around
Pixies peak there are plenty of places
where one can cool off for a very little
money. Manitou. Cascade, Green Noun
tain Falls aud Woodland Park, in the IA
vorite Ute pass, will be lovelier this year
than ever.
They are most directly reached via the
Santa Fe route You change cars in
union depot at Colorado Springs, and take
broad guage trains on our Colorado Mid
land division for destination. No tedious
transfer across the city.
Cheap tourist tickets now on sale, good
until Oct 81, returning. inquire Of local
agent Santa Fe route, Union ticket office,
Crner First and Nam streets, or passenger
tation, Douglas and Fifth aves. 10 If
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15
"ExcnrsIon Ka1es % KANSAS civ and Return. !,

The Rock Island will put on sale August
is and 10 round trip tickets for S6:15, good
returning until and including August 81,
1891 Via taking the Rock Island train
leaving Wichita sos a. m. you arrive at
Kansas City o'clock p. M. or by leaving
on the $50 p. M. train you arrive at Kan
sas City O'clock a m. Both trains nave
elegant free reclining chair cars through
TO Kansas City without change. The
night train has also Pullman palace
sleeping car which runs through to Kan
Ras City This rate is for the public at
large. For further information please call
at city ticket office 100, corner Main street
and Douglas avenue. W. H WISHART,
75-6t c. It. and 2. A.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-08-15

A Chicago parson. who is also school
teacher, han led problem 70 rs class ..
mathematics. TIE first BOY took i awhile
and said:
Il pass"
The second boy took il, and said:
Il tarn il down"
The third boy stared st it awhile, and
drawled out:
Il can't make il"
Very good. boys" said the parso1; I'VE
will proceed 10 cut for a new deal"
And with this remark the leather danced
ike lightning over the shoulders OF those
6sprayed YclnR mathemaCclAnA