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Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
GaItiprni q.

Oct bilisnhife Sampitib "Stata"
antom til Gan 9iegus Saon Den Ace
Sult leoiaset al &ri95ifibet "Gbarle=
ton" De fpm oirefte fra Squiaue.
"Stata" Lob ino / Sauren % antreoe
| &analer, meoens "Gbarlelton" blep
li99enbe for Anter uoenior Sapnen.
&etien fra SquiGue toa % 0a9e.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
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observation-disclosures / y

Sptialoemolraterus / Berlin ital
uare iaa tllirsoie meO line Stoler for
Observation-Disclosures, at De oil anltreuse
ia Tor at oprette uDe StOler life alene
/ Berlin men o9iaa andre at 9pIiluuos'
ltpre Sper.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
Il b t.
bilt.
Cprorcrucs Stiaina iortpile

SprOrerues Stiains iortoilet.
BaSiagerer, tom ben zoe o8. anfom fra
8ulparaiio % Squique til Neiu Sort,
beretter, at De dilieniiife Oprererea
StiQing II iortoiUlet. De munsler 8enge,
% beres Stibe bciiuber Jig / Ell oaarli9
5ilitauo os mnu9ler ammunition. Gen
al betimoo 1000 Mano beitaaenoe Or.
ne iaar ir9en 9pn, % ben bar ialt Inn
800 baarlige @eoPrer, lOm tjsbtes /
Yanama. Sc ileite Snbbpssere
3quique, Yiia9na % GntoIasoita ct no.
paupreoe til ipoli9e G9ili eaer Heru.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
Wisiouri.
Gn iorbaabningsiulo ung Ont

SH ""3 V"''
Zen un9e Jtidaro Sree5c, lom Iorleoen
ueo Ell fnlit @ercl beorO9 Srnoleps
8dnt / &anias Gity ior $1,000 % itjol
uubre 8rroipapirer iii ct Selsb al
$4,000, bleu i Susoass urreiteret i
Charleston, MO. San bapoe brust Op
$500 al oe i%tiaalne Yenge,
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
Nnareb paa ct amerifanif Son
n.

va Grippe CT after uobrlot / Spas
MEN Os raier uoloiomt. 5fslse ofici.
ele 9~eretninser er Der Sunoreoer al
3ilialOe % mango meo bsbelis llbsuus.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15

aartige R%apporter opgiue nsia9tiB babe
be / aarets 4eb fiote CAB og iiuc 5no'
tagter. 8isls og mango andre ltrcnss
Beitemmslier fiuoes | ben npe SOP.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15

6eieiferet bar itaofaltetD Ommen MOB
3bomaS WcGbrpital o. BernaroGlauos,
Der unber Moroprocesien mob be Sta
%lienere. lpm mproeoe Boliti6ef Ssnne'
icy, baube iOripst at beititte 3urpm9no.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15

Sint lpiler SUueorollen. Or. 2anne-
Tongue pnaitnar. at ban bar anuenot
Miiolet / i'm Braris, % at ban bar lure.
ret mango 9atienter.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
5raufrige.

Or. sauneiougur bar Ioreiast bet
iranite 4taosmi @rmotrRttene iOr en-
9~e6anoliua AZ 1ubertatOie, buOri GblOr
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
Ohio.

@asfiloerne / Wercer 60, iom bar
iorlpnet mango 5abriter meo 8renoe.
materiale, bploer paa at uoterres. Oct
itsrite Gasfompani / Gpuntiet boreoe
SO @asbrDnoe til ct aoitenbe af $780,
900; al bisie er allereoe 20 tsrre, %
Is andre er n9iten tDrre.
StOr S%lOebrano Cincinnati. On
Iitenen ben 8oe bs. uobroo SlolGs /
u. 6. Yurtbarot & Cos 6Orretning6=
lotale paa Gin Street. 8p9niugeu
baobe cit Sreboe al rs SOB % eli
29n9be al $50 500 % bar z Gta9er
bpi. Den baube meo Snoreoning TO
itet omfrlns 100000. 8p9ningen %
belle SarcpplG9et, Der bapoe Ell Serb
al 100000, br9note. 9eSIorIoen
brGnote en- Wn8Ie toitbare Yelt3oorer,
iom ]ppbeunrcoes Der 9jennem Sommes
ren 8pen5 iamleoe 8~ranoltprte blep
upfommanoeret, % oct lDtteocs Sranos
~iplfene at inbifrGnfe Sloen til oenne
Sp9nin9. Nsiurancen beleber lig til
cmtrius Ell ba(p Milion Dollars.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
4uitralien II.

Get brittle arissifib "6orpelia."
aGptein Surrp 7. @reniea. fom Wau.
bags illbhse til Sppnep eiter en- ouers
maaoe ubetoi9 5art. auptein @reu.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-15
81 II.

Yeiups uobruo blir itabtg itertere,
s 1trsoass marteoes beitise Sorbrp.
~itelier / 5ruiOloue / Brooiuoien Gam.
pO6u5iO. @tun iOrmOoer, at Oisie itnar
/ oirette 5urbinOelie meb Yeiuos llo.
brllo.
SoitarbeiDerne / 9iltrittet 8eletri
neOIagoe / 3irsoa9s Qr6eioet o9 Op'
ierte zig me9et larmenoe. SOlbater,
Der ienOte5 iii Stmeplaoien for Sptgis
erne, itjsb TO al 9eoerue os iaareoe
mango arbeioere.
angreb paa ct ameritanIf Son.
iulnt. Sra &om tslegraiersoes / 9or.
bags, at be lOiale gutoriteter / Gatania,
Ell Bp paa SicilieH, baOoe ansrsbet oct
ameritanlte aOniulat Der. og at aoniu.
len bauoe anmOoet Qntorlteterne /
@aibin9tOn ON at lutte aoniulntet og
bringe Nrdioerne unoer bet tpite 5lags
Beitpttelie.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
FURNISHED Gouses.

Country.
A I ST, AUGUSTINE, FLA.-Io rent fof
"A winter sas.on gentlemsn's residence !;
iliy furnished attractive gfounds, staDie,
s1; Apply " PHILLIPS q WELLS
thbuhe Buildin2.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
furnished Rooms.

A HANDSOME psTlef suite, rooms. $50
- monthly; also large and small rooms
~ kelltlemen. - West 22d-st.
4 SELECT LIST Of apartments, with and
,cciyl0lt board, obtained 81 EVERETT
-Dthh6 TORY. "A West 35th-st.
hAsiEkCY PARK, 23.-,3entlemen only !
80 large, Handsomely furnished room, sec
sisss "ooi private bath breakfast az ue-
] ANk~ST., 95.-Large sunny hall room,
y HIvATE FAMILY VIII let suit Of fur
-. nlsshec rooms. one or two gentleISsn, Iea-
izss g HOME b., Tribune Uptown oniee,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
miscellaneous.

GENTLEMEN wishing to dispose OF their
VI left-of clothing at fair value will
please call on or address EDWARD
MILLER 65 6th-sve.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08

6eIp tuanteo.
A TENTS AND CANVASSERS male or
~ female; 80 10 81 daily profits sure
experience unnecessary; no talking re-
qulred exclusive territory given. For par
tieular. address l. PUTNAM & CO., West
Winsted. Conn.
Males.
ID OOKKEEPER.-ThO practical,
I'D experienced double entry good. reliable,
systematic, business ability expert &C
countant, good correspondent; permanent
POSITION; $500 per year reference and
security required; large out-t0Wn hardware
plumbing business. /. MCLHEAlsN, FaI
Rcckaway.
METROPOLITAN AGENCY, many years
WI est1bll shed reliable and very successful
in placing men In good positions orders con
tlnualy coming IN for all kinds Of male
help; particular attention given To better
PLOYMENT AGENCY, no Broadway.
WANTED who thoroughly
w understands his work, and has good
references wages. S2j. Apply Tuesday
and "Wednesday, II Last 31th-st between
10 and u O'Clock.
CTENOGRAPHER and TYPEWRITER
~ Wanted wages So per week TO com
mence. Gail 352 Washincion-st.. N. Y. City.
w ANTED.-Good brush pan hands by
w BRADLEY g. SMITH, Brushes, 2jl
Pearl-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
flats Go fet, itnfurnisbeo

A LII LIGHT rooms and bath steam
- neat decorated near park; az "es'
ysa-sI lovely for small families.
mo WEST IO6TH 81 Cheapest single
Vo nat In city; second floor perfect or
W. large rooms handy b eleS3Jea sta,
~ vide street all improvements REM
soo owner On premises.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
gitn Real estate for Sale.

4 ADVERTISEMENTS. FOR THE NEW
Il YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RE
WIVFD AT THE UPTOWN OFFICES,
No. ] .23s Broadway, corner Tnirty-hrst;st.j
LAO Broadway. corner 26th-st., until 8
3 n; go West Twenty third.st., corner
hh.aye 152 6th-sve. 123 Iourth-ave..
corner Fourteenth-st. 7GO Third-ave.. cor
her Forty. th.st. / ,026 Third-aye., near
sixty-hFst-st. LOS Firssraye;, 1O6 West
II7o Ninth-sye.; corner oo5 52 45;;5i,ve 60
and he HARLEM OFFICE, $50 Fast One
hundr d-and -twenty-nfth- up to s p: r.
and 2O8 West observation-disclosures Twenty -hfth-
st. 81 regular Office rates.
ELEGANT HOUSE; extra depth side
u light: very attractive near oth.sve.
Sa6 e0tn-st. SAM ~ Ell NIXON. go B'wsy
TLEGANT HOUSE; West 7sth-st
IL might exchange; very attractive.
SAMUEL NIXON, 60 Broadway.
ALUARLE INVESTMENT; property
near Grand Central Depot rent about
$4,000 light expenses; only Sllo 600
tsrus easy nigh. exchange eqnlty over
$40 900. SAMUEL NIXON, so Broad
Nay.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
6elp h)antr6.

Females.
AIDES positively furnished handsome
IL paving home employment; light pleas
ant, simple work, sent and paid for by mail;
no cauNassing; END stamp for scaled par
tlculars or 3ddres, on postal for circular.
AQUARELI.E CO., Fall River, Mass.
NJ URSE.-A Young woman, willing and
~ Obliging, - assist Ia the care OF young
children: Protestant preferred. Apply at
RreVOOrt House, jth-ave and Sth-st., Tues
day. between II and o'clock.
yYLANTFD. LAUNDRESS.-A frst-clas
w laundress also assist with light cham
berwOrk Protestant; wages, Slo. Apply
II Park-aVe
VIy ANTED.-Waitfess and chambefmaid /;
w Protestant in small family; must
have best OF city reference. Gail Tuesday
and "Wednesday, to 10, West 1Sth-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
eonntrp iiral estate 20 fet.

TWO large. fully stocked farms; over 100
Tons hay each dairy, trotting Stock ~;
=. Boz 81, Tribune Uptown once l'zSo
Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
cunrtrp Real estate for 6ale

A JzSCY FOR kONTCLAIR-- Dwellings
Afoi sale or 70 let, furnished or unfur-
llsaaa land by the acre or lot. ~ bBS
d. TAYLOR, 3 Beckma1-st-, New-foIK.
WI. Il. PARSONS. Upper Mobtclair.
EOR S1LE-COU NTRY SEATs and
Eivtf. FRANK PERRIN, Fishkill-on-
AnsOn, y. y.
NV COTTAGE, sl.750; terms 500
" essh. balance $50 half yearly lot, 5QX
go tet 10 minutes walk from depot 90
esins daily; IS miles nom city sg,endia
Acztcn. Also Z room cottage, - .onO'
"a oae for 81 800 don't pay rent. n. l..
hOLCoTT. owner. 90 Centfe-st.. \. y.
WESTCHFSTER COUNTY FARMS.-Sj
W eFes, $4,000; JOG acres, $4,000 at
rseiye central location: hour distant. j.
AiNATEk. $50 Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-08
Gitn Real estate 90 fet.

DOE LEASE.-Vacant lots on 18TH, l9tn
and sun SIS. between Avenue A and
last River also small brick building on
l9th-st. Appy 70 II. D., or JOHN "
BROOkMAN, 40 Exchange Place.
HOUSES AND FIlA1S.-S2O to 500
III month. STEVENS, Jth-aNe, cor
sod-st., Shave. and 104th-st.
4 WHT LOFTS, excellent for manulact-
L. uring: steam heat, steam power, steam
elevator bui ding equipped win iaIkness
Moderate rent Apply at elevator, 30 walk
est, near Broadway.
ITO RENT.-76th-st. West. four-story
house, Is feet front. 2-story. eNtens sion !;
Utmost completely furnished nswIy
decorated: terms reasonable. Aoufess
7. 7. B., Tribune Office.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

One Of the Oldest epitaphs upon printer
is that inscribed upon a monument erected
in st. Mary's church, Datchet, to Chris
topher Barker, at one time printer to
Queen Elizabeth. 1t runs as follows:
Here Barker lies, once printer to the crown.
Whose works OF art acquired a great renown:
Time saw his worth, and spread around his
fame,
That future printers might imprint his name.
But when his strength could work the press no
more.
And his last sheets were folded into store
Pure faith, with hope (the greatest treas ures
gwen,
Opened their gates and babe him pass to
heaven.
In different strain is the next epitaph
we shall quote. 1t purports TO be written
by the defunct himself, but whoever wrote
it showed pretty turn for makinga merry
quip OF a serious topic. No better idea of
death being a release from cares and
troubles could be conveyed than in the fol-
lowing lines:
No more shall copy bad perplex my brain;
No more shall types small face my eyeballs
strain;
Nomore the proofs foul page create me troubles
By errors, transpOsitions. outs and doubles;
No more TO overrun shall begin;
No more be driving out or driving in.
The stubborn pressuan's brow now may scof,
Revised. corrected, aud finally worked of.
Here is a curt complaint:
Weary of distributing pye,
Pressed out OF life. | now must die
I've cut my stick, my fount Is sped,
My case Is empty. as in life my head:
In fact, my last impression is-Im dead.
Manchester Times.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22
Modern Conversation.

Talleyrand, looking back, declared that
he who had not lived before the French
revolution knew nothing of the charm of
living. Now, however, in England at least,
conversation, like letter writing and
hundred other social joys OF quiet and
leisurely age, is fled, and in their place we
have kilograms, slang and slovenliness.
There seems TO be a general agreement
that in our time conversation is in a bad
way. Without repose, without a certain
strain of old world courtesy, without
manners, in short, conversation Is impossi-
Ole. Many Will agree with NJ. Renan, who
finds this to be a pushing, selfish, demo
cratic age, of which first come first served"
s the rule, and which has ceased to pay any
need 70 civility. Nor is this a question
only Of manners.
When the philosopher Schopenhauer
used to dine in tail coat and white tie at
the table d'hote in Frankfort he used daily
10 place a gold piece beside his plate.
That" ne explained when asked, lis to
70 to the poor whenever hear the officers
discuss anything more serious than women,
dogs and horses" The gold piece always
reappeared, and / fear ii would do so in
places nearer than Frankfort. Forty years
ago Sir Arthur Helps in Friends in Coun-
ell" pronounced the main current of So
ciety dreary and dull" 1t has not improved
snce.-Gentleman' Magazine.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22
Sunrise on Mount st. Elias.

In the morning l was awakened by the
croaking al a raven on the snow immedi-
ately over my head, and found that the
soft blue light of my grotto was replaced
at the entrance by pink radiance telling
that the day had dawned bright and clear
What a glorious sight awaited me, The
heavens were without cloud, and the sun
shone with dazzling splendor on the white
robed mountains. The broad, unbroken
snow plain seemed to burn with light re-
Elected from millions of snow crystals. The
great peaks were draped from base to sum-
init in the purest white, as yet unscarred
by avalanches. On the steep cliffs the
snow hung in folds like drapery, tier above
tier, while the angular peaks above stood
out like crystals against the sky. St. Elias
was one vast pyramid of alabaster. The
winds were still. Not a sound broke the
solitude Not an object moved. Even the
raven had gone, leaving me alone with the
mountains
AS the sun rose higher and higher and
made it's warmth felt, the SHOWS were
loosened here and there on the steep slopes
and broke away, gathering force as they
fell, and rushed down in avalanches that
made the mountains tremble and awak-
ened the echoes with roar like thunder
From a small beginning high up on the
slopes the new snow would slip downward.
silently at first, and cascade over preci-
pices hundreds of feet high, looking like a
fall of foaming water; then came the roar,
increasing in volume as the flowing snow
involved new fields in its path of destruc-
ton, until the great mass became irresIsri-
BILE, and plowed its way downward through
clouds of snowspray which hung in the air
long after the roar Of the avalanche had
ceased.
All day long, until the shadows of even
ing fell on the steep slopes, this mountain
thunder continued. The echoes Of one
avalanche scarcely died away before they
were awakened by another roar. To wit
ness such a scene under the most favora-
bic conditions was worth ali the privation
and anxiety it cost,-Israei c. Russell in
Century,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

He always said she was nice girl, but so
awfully simple and artless. He said he
liked TO call and tell her all manner of i'm
possiblestories, and notice the open eyed as
Constituent with which She believed him.
She heard what he had said and it did not
p ease her.
One night he found her more lovely than
ever. She seemed intensely interested in
al he had to say, and so urged him on to
finer efforts. Suddenly she heard her
mother coming ''Oh, Mr.. Ferguson she
exclaimed, climb behind the sofa and
hide, won't you? 1t will be such a good
joke on mamma"
He did what she wished, and Mrs. Brin-
mer came in. "Why. Beatrice she be
gan, II thought l heard you talking TO
somebody. Didn't Mr.. Ferguson call,'
Yes, mamma" answered the sweet girl
innocently: ''he is behind the sofa He
crawled back there when he heard YOU
coming. You know he is awfully bash
full
With calm, stately walk Mrs Brimmer
crossed the room and looked at the culprit.
He rose, and, without any attempt at apol-
ogy, took his hat and left the house.
She never saw him again. - Harvard
I.amuoon
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22
The First yYoman,s Club.

Miss Anthony tells the history of the first
woman's club which was formed in the
good old days before the advancement of
woman, the organization OF unions, CO
operative societies and suffrage associa-
tons, nor ever dreamed of by the good
wives who knitted their own stockings,
baked their own bread, wove their cloth,
and made their own soap in singleneSs of
purpose The husbands in the little town
Of Oneida had at one time habit of spend
ing the entire evening in a social way at
the tavern" leaving their respective
spouses to while away the lonely evening
hours alone with their knitting at home.
The wives, fired with a flicker of the
flame of independence which now makes
women so free from the old time shackles
of wifehood and motherhood, counseled
together, hit upon plan which seemed
expedient. and on a fine evening they filed
into the barroom together, sat down with
their knitting and began to chat together
as if the smoke filed room were one of
their own immaculate pariors at home
The men went home early that night,
thinking it all a joke. But the next even
ing. no sooner had they lighted their pipes
and commenced telling the stories in which
the habitues of the place were well versed,
than in walked the wives en- masse and sat
down with their knitting. 1t is needless
to say the men yielded the point, as men
invariably do when women are determined,
and kept their wives no longer in solitude.
New York Sun.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

QUEEN Natalie has been txiled from
Servia. She cannot ssy with Cataliue.
whats bsnished but set free from daily
contact with the things l losthef because
she loves the Servian people, and if she
could, would gladly remain With them.
A Russian by birth, she was constan thy
intriguing to make Russian superior 10
Austrian Influence in Servis, and it is 10
this that her expulsion is attributable.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22
In Doubt.

One man has been discovered who thinks
that his doctors bill is too small. He
could not believe his eyes when he opened
it and saw that it was only one-fifth of
what he expected. Now he says he is har-
assed by two fears-one that there has
been some mistake, and that when he goes
to pay his bill he will find that the figures
have grown, and the other that his physi-
clan may think that his patient estimated
the medical services at an extremely low
valuation-New York Tribune
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22
. GRkNDmAMMA'S FAN.

ivory sticks and painted face,
Bits of yellow, tattered lace,
Tiny mirror set in place,
Beauty sadly married by age,
But treasure I'll engage
When the minuet was the rage.
Fancy can see her now
Powdered locks above her brow,
Sweeping courtesy, mincing bow;
Such dainty, graceful maid
One hand holds her stiff brocade,
Other yields the coquette's aid.
Ger her little head well curled
Spreads the silken toy unfurled.
Now it's shut-anon it's twirled
To conceal a stolen glance.
Or crimson glance perchance,
As she treads the stately dance.
Ghostly, fleeing vision fair,
Flashing eyes and powdered hair,
Marble shoulders CHANGING bare
Time rolls backward for a space,
Ger this faded silk and lace
Cleans the witch'ry OF thy face.
dith Sessions Upper in New York World.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

AN Atchison woman, who recently in
terviewed - married women on the sub
ject, finds that four married to escape
being old maids. two married for home,
five married because some other woman
wanted their husbands and one married
because she really thought so much of
her husband that she could not help her.
se1f
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

SENATOR CRAWFORD, our own William
F., has introduced another bill to regu-
late stock yard charges. The bill is re,
gsrded as g Joke and the author as q
great lester
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

Laupoon
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

The only cor plexion powder in the
world that is without vulgsriIy. without
injury to the user and without doubt a
purifier, is PoZzopi's.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

STAMPS are to be secured in Great
Britain through the medium of slot ma
chimes. Ths; is one Of the inventions
where you drop your money in and get
its worth
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-22

II Russell Harrison doesn't keep his
fingers out Of the political pot ne is likely
to get them badly scslded.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1891-07-29
In q BIRD Store.

Prospective Purchaser What .
Thoughtful looking parrot! Polly want
q cracker?
The Parrot Qate Of Boston)-I am
aware, my >ear madam, that there
exists an almost universal but errone-
Gus belief that all parrots manifest
prediction for crackers. This hypoth-
esis would be amusing were it not for
the intimation it affords of the pathetic
paucity of dictetic knowledge upon
the part of the masses. May l awsk if
you are aware that there is more nutri-
ment and inspiration in single plate
of beans than in three score and ten
crackers? A thorough appreciation of
Browning will never follow a regimen
of crackers. But what is the matter,
may l awsk? You manifest consider.
able perturbaion.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1891-07-29
Only One Good Way.

The man who wants more money will
find no royal road to the wealth he
covets, no patent method for its ac.
QUESTION. He must give something for
it to make it honestly his own. and the
man who sets himself earnestly to do
this will find that all financial systems
will bend to his conquering will. The
gambler. whether he plays his game in
the exchange. at a faro table, in a
policy shop or with smaller stakes in
private circles at baccarat and progress
sive euchre, will find the issue precari-
Gus and unrewarding. The way to get
more money without any loss of peace
or self respect is to earn it by toll of
brain or sinew, and the funds thus ac-
quired have no gnawing teeth. All
other wealth cats like a canker.-
Forum,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1891-07-29
The Open Sesame Explained.

Neopline-I say, Cholly, why does a
fellah have to wear a necktie that ne
ties himself, don't you know? Why
cawn't fellah wear a ready-male
necktie, don't you know?
Magalluster Junior-Cawn't you see.
me boy, how it is? It's the social test,
don't you know.
ANY fellah can afford to buy any
sort of neclktie, cawn't he?"
'Ah, yes: but mere sordid wealth
doesn't count in society, me boy. It's
bwains, culture. wefnement, don't you
know"
What has that to do with the neck
tie?'
''Cawn't you see? Society, me boy.
admits only those who have bwains
enough to tie their own necktie, don't
you KNOWN. Y. Weekly.