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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
Duluth Wheat.
snec,aI to the Globe

SpeCldI 70 The GIObe.
DULUTH. May 2.-The market opened here
this morning very weak, owing to the break
elsewhere May sold first at Izc off, June
at 1850 off, and July at 1l9c off from yester
day closing figures. Up to noon prices con
tinued on the downward track, owing to the
by the condition of Hutchinson's affairs
The close was as follows: No. hard. in
cars, S1.09l2; May, S1.10; June, S111ss; july.
Sl.12. No. northern, in cars S107IS Nav
SlOS; June, S1O9A; July, S1.10. No. 2
Wheat 1851 last year. wheat "a. Cars In
spected-No. hard, Is; No. 1 northern. 80:
No. 2 northern, IA; No. northern, 1; No.
white winter, 4: no grade, 1; rejected, /;
total, IS. Receipts, 29,0S0 blu; shipments,
100 500 bu
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
TWO GREAT MINDS AGREE.

Sir Morell Mackenzie and Professor
Koch, the highest authorities in Europe,
unhesitatingly recommend the Soden
Pastilles (Troches) for all Throat, Lung
and Catarrhal diseases. Against Malaria
and other atmospheric influences, these
troches are without equal. Beware of
limitations. The genuine must have the
testimonial and signature of Sir Morell
Mackenzie around every box. Price SOC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

Receipts of wheat are light and trading
dull; quotations unchanged. The closing
prices are as follows: Wheat-No. 1 hard.
Sl.09@1.10; No. 1 northern, S1.O6@ll07; No.
Oats-No. : mixed. 49@51c; No. white $50
53c: No. 3 white, 51@152c. Barley-No. 2, 75c:
Feed-No. 1, S9f@27. so; No. 2, S24.5G@25.
Bran-Bulk, S14.5c@15. Hay-Baled, No. 1
@S.5O; No wild $6.59@7. Flaxseed ST.. 10
Gill. Timothy Hay-No. 1, S95O@10: No.
.. $500 Onions-S1.50@1. Potatoes
Mixed, 75@S0c; straight, SO0S5c. Malt-S0@
S5c. Beans-Sl. 75(D22 20. Cornmeal-Unbolted,
sec. so. Peas-Yellow, S1.25@1.30; green. CSC
@S1. Flour-Patent S5.75@6; straight, $5.225
90. so; bakers, S4.25 @D4.50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
milwaukee, Praaune

MILWAUKEE, May 2-Flour unchanged:
wheat lower: No. 2 spring on track, cash,
Si05; July. Sl.0312; No. 1 northern. 81. III
Corn easier; No. on track, 6S@6SI2c. oats
easier; No. white on track, 5712c. Barley
firm: cash and May 76Ia2 Rye firm; No. /
in store, SIC. Provisions easier. Pork-July.
Sl2 .92l2. Lard-July, S692l2. Receipts
Flour, 100 bbls; wheat, 1880 bu: barley.
2.0J0 bu. Shipments-Flour. 1880 bbls !:
wheat, 1900 bu; barley $500 bu
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
The Ladies Delighted.

The pleasant effect and the perfect
safety with which ladies may use the
liquid fruit laxative, Syrup of Figs, I'M
der all conditions make it their favorite
remedy. 1t is pleasing to the eye and to
the taste, gentle, yet etfectual in acting
OH the kidneys, liver and bowels.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
Toledo Grain.

TOLEDO. May wheat dull, lower; cash
and May 81. 11l2; July, Sl.O4le; August 81. dig:
December, SI04. Corn dull. steady; cash,
and May. lie. Oats quiet cash, 54I2c Glover
Flour, lis bbls; wheat, 81, 4S5 bu; corn, IS 100
bu; oats. 4,522 bu. Shipments-Flour, 2,505
6bls; wheat. 5000 bu; corn, $500 bu; oats,
900 blu; rye, 600 bu
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
TWIN CITY COMMISSION CO..

Room G. Gilfllan Block, st. Paul, and Room
N, Guarantee Loan Building, Minneapolis.
Private wire to Chicago. Execute orders
in Grain, Provisions, Stock, Oil and Cotton
in lots to suit customers.
Correspondence solicited
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
FITZGERALD g. SMITH,
- MERCHANTS
oIaIn. Provisions, Stocks,


~&@Hhs N Il V AbHOAFSs RSNVO1AsB
Coffee and Cotton
Bought, sold and carried on margins for tut
ture delivery.
s24 Jackson ST., Gillian Block.
Direct private wire TO Chicago and New
York. Members Chicago Board of Trade
Write us and we will mail you our Daily Mar
ket Letter
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
BoNDs-CLosING PRICES.

Z. S. As reg. 800, 1902 Nut. Union 6s* .1O3
do As coup .. 12Ol2IN j. c. int ctfs..1l1
do 42s reg. 100 n Pacific lists. E. ll6A
do 4l2s coup. 101 do Dds. LIP
Pacific 6s of '95 lib n. w. consols. .. 1877
La. stamped As S9l2 do deb. 5s.. 105la
Tenn. new set. Is 102l2 ST. L. & NJ G.5s. SO
do do $500 ISt. L. a. ) F.G.M. 1864
do do SIS. II st. Paul consols 1911
Can. South DDS OF ST. P, & P lists. 1872
Cen. Pac lists .107I2 Texas Pacific lists 90I2
D. d r. G. lists. 115 do do EDS. 3414
id do As S2l2 Union Pac. lists. .l0Sl2
Erie eds . 102 West Shore. 800 1924
NJ. K. d T. G. 6s. 7sSsIR. G. w. lists $50. Tla
do do SIS AHA
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
Weekly Bank Statement.

NEW YORK, May 2-The weekly bank state
ment shows The following changes; Reserve,
increase S46S 175; loans, decrease, s., 553, 100;
specie, decrease, 81, 300, 800; legal tenders
increase Sl,030, 900; deposits decrease, s.
9S6.300; circulation, increase, $3.50. The
banks now hold 81, 443 300 i'll excess OF the re-
quirements of the % per cent rule.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

OW do 1 manage
to be a bowling
swell OH a salary
of $1,000 a year T?
repeated young
Trotter, of the
treasury depart
meht to a Wash
ington Star re-
porter. Why, my
dear boy, It's the
simplest thing in
t h e world. L
economlZe on the
npppCccaripc of
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
liyerDOoYGpa5D.

LIVERPOOL, May 2-Wheat steady; demand
poor; holders offer moderately; Kansas win
ter hard, SIS 6l2d@Ss "a. Corn steady; holders
offer moderately; mixed Western, Is lad
per Genital.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

lis your husband a religious manP,
Ppm not quite certain. When l hear
him speak in the prayer meeting / think
he is; when l hear him speaking at
home / think he isn't"-New York
Press,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

Cash quotations were as follows: Flour
Firm and unchanged. Wheat-No. 2 spring,
S105@l.07. Corn-No. 2, Csc. Oats-No. 2,
52a4c; No. 2, white, 5612@5SAc; No 3, white,
54l2Q57c. Rye-No. 2 S4@5S5c. Barley-No 9,
nominal; No. 8, I: o. b, 73@76c; No. 8. f. o. b..
Prime, $l.27@12s. Mess Pork-Per Dbl
SI2.55. Lard-Per 100 lbs, S665. Short Ribs
Sides, loose S6.2CM6. 25. Dry Sailed Shout
ders-Boxed, S5.2C@5.25 Short Clear Sides
Boxed, SS.6506.75. Whisky - Distillers' fin
changed Receipts-Flour, 1000 bbls; wheat.
2l,OOO bu; corn, 800, 900 bu: oats, 273.O0O bu;
rye, 1000 bu; barley, 14,00O bu. Shipments
Flour, 1900 bbls; wheat $4,000 bu; corn,
299.0oO bu; oats, $4,000 bu; rye, 1000 blu;
barley, 1900 bu. On the produce exchange
to-day the butter market was steady and
unchanged. Eggs-13@13l2c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
BEING A SWELL.

How 1t Is Possible to Manage 1t
on Small Salary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

s24.o 90; Boston, s24 90; New Y ork.
$500. RATES to Intermediate
Points proportionateIy low. Steam
heated trains run through solid.
Ticket offices Guaranty Building,
Minneapolis; 1875 E. Third Street,
St. Paul, and Union Stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
MYERS COMMISSION co.
323 jackson Street.
BROKERS IN
Grain, Provisions & Stocks.

Direct wires to Chicago and New
York. Orders executed while you wait,
in small or large lots.
Special attention given to out-of-town
orders by Mail or telegraph.
Market Letter furnished on applica-
ton.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
Chicago Money.

CHICAGO May New York exchange was
firm at SOC premium. Rates for money were
steady at 5I2G16 per cent. Sterling exchange
was steady and unchanged.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

bu, Flax sales are based on SC off from the
Chicago market.
Feed-Millers held at s26.5O@275o, with
cornmeal at SIS. 50026
Hay-Receipts, 1919 tons shipments, none
CHOICE wild quoted at SS.5009. and good
Hay is weak and unsettled, with heavy re-
ceipts and slow demand Best wild is
quotable at 50 for outside. Shippers are pay
ing 81 for fair wild.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
Merchants National Bank /!
ST. PAUL, MINI.
Capital, $1,000, 900
SurpluS& UndiVidGdPr0ftS, 600. 600

". r. MERRIAM. President.
Z. II. BIGELOW, Vice Presiden.
7 "A. SEYMOUR, Cashier.
GEO. G. POWER, Asst. Cashier
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04

lOpen- High Low Clos
ARTICLES. ing est. est ing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-05-04
LOCAL MARKETS..
St. PauI.

Correspondence solicited.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

But we will cure you if you will pay rs.
Men who are Weak, Nervous and deblli-
tated suffering from Nervons Debility.
Seminal weakness, and all the effects Of
early evil habits, or later indlscretions
which lead TO Premature D cav. cousump
tion or instantly, should send for ana read
The check Of life. giving Particular. Of
a home cure. Sent (sealed) free, by adj
dressing DR.. Parker's Medical and surgi.
cal i%pstite, l5l North Spruce ST., Nash
Vile, fem. They guarantee a cure or no
oay.-The Sunday Morning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

LAST week Thursday evening jan
uary goth Secretary OF the Treasury
Window was the guest of honor at a
banquet given by the New York board
Of trade at Delmonico's. Tie re-
sponded eloquently to the first toast,
took his seat, Strengthened out his
body, and was dead in five minutes,
from an acute attack OF heart disease.
He was buried in Washington on
Monday.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

Sis This inobC3i. ia Is question OF.
ten asked when medicine IS wanted.
The following are q few of the medi-
cines OF known reliability sold at the
Eagle drug store, where there are
many other excellent medicines, but
these are worthy Of especial mention +;
Chamberlain's cough remedy, fa-
nous for its cures OF severe colds. and
as a preventative for Group. Price 90
cents per bossle.
Chamberiain's pain balm, a general
family Eminent and especially valua-
Die for rheumatism. Price so cents
per bottle.
Chambeflaln's collie. cholera and d.
arrhoae remedy, the most reliable
known medicine for bowel complaints.
1t is especially priced by persons sub
joct to collie. 1t has cured many cases
of chronic diarrhoae. Price % and SO
cents a bottle.
st. Patrick's pills, for disorders OF
the liver and bowels. A vigorous but
gentle physic that cieanses and reno.
Yates the whole systsm. Price % cts
Chamberlain eye and skin oint
ment. For letter, salt rheum, scald
head, eczema and chronic sore eyes
Price 25 cents per box.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06
NOTICE


r. Scott or his heirs.
You are hereby notified that have expend-
sd one hundred dollars ia labor ana improve
ments on tLs Henry kaci lode. situated 60
the Gold Hli mining district. Grant county.
New Mexico. as shown by tine notice of Local
tiun recorded in book II folio Il OF the min
ing location reeOris, in tho Office of the re-
corder of said county, Ina order 70 hold said
promises under the provisions OF section 2i2f,
revised statutes OF the United States being
the mount required tn hold the same for the
year ending December ~. 1890. and 81 within
ninety DAYS from the publication of this no
tico YOU fail ar refuse TO contribute proper
ton of such expenditure as co-owner togcth-
or with the costs of this publication yOur iu-
terrst in said claim viii become the property
of the subscriber. under said section &}2f.
HENRY KAEL.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

Jhe question hag tcdn asked, ih
what respect are Sc. Patrick's Pills
better than any otherg' Try them.
You win 0nd that they produce a
pl~casanter c%athartic effect, are more
certain in their action, aud that they
not only physic but cleanse the whole
system and regulate The liver and
bowels. For sale at % cents per box
at the Eagle drug store.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06
NOTICE.


To r. n Scott or his heirs.
Won are hereby notified that 7 have expend-
ed one hundred dollars iu labor snd improve
mcnts on the Golden slipper lode situatcd in
the Gold Hin mining district. Grant county.
New Mexico. ae shown by notice of location
recorded In book II folio 2g3 OF the mining iO-
cation records, In the Office of the recorder Of
said county, in order 10 hold said premises mn
der the provisions Of section 2334. revised
statutes OF the United States, being the
amount required 20 bold the same for the year
eudiug December ~. 1894. and II within ninety
days from the publication OF this notice YOU
fail or refuse TO contribute our proportion
or such expenditure as together
with the costs OF this publication. your inter
est iu aid claim viii become tho property Of
the subscribrr. under said section 26H
HENRY kAHL.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

Al OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs WinslOw's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over nfty years by
millions OF mothers for their children
while teethiug, with perfect success.
To sOOthes the child. sOftens the gums,
allays all pain, cBres wind collie, and is
the best remedy for DiarrhGa. Is
pleasant to the taste. Sold By Drug
gists in every part Of the world,
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. Its value Is
incalculable. BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing syrup, aud taken 10
other kild.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

Mes. Wiaslows soothing syrup. has
been used By mothers ior children teeth
ing for over ATTY years with perfect sac
cess. 1t relieves the little sufferer at once
produces natural. quiet sleep by treeing
the child ron pain, aud the little caeruO
awakos IS bright az D button. y
very pleasant to taste. soother the enid,
s%oftens the gsins relieves Wind regulates
the bowola, and IS the best known rffAedv
for diarrhosa, Whistler arising from tteth-
ing or other eausos. Tweniy-hve cents q
bottle.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06
NOTICE.
70 WIN bradford, John weemsund Charles

To WIN. Bradford. John Weemsand Charles
n. Hudson:
You are hereby notified that I have eNDend-
ed ono hundrad dollars in labor and improve
New Mexico as shown ~ notice OF location
recorded Don book 2 foiios 225and go mining To-
cation records. ln the office of the recorder OF
dor the provisions OF section G3t revised
statutes OF THE United States, being tho
amount required 10 hold the same for the yer
ending December ~. 1880. and III within ninotY
days from tho publication of this notice YOU
fan or refuse 10 contribute yout proportion
Of such expenditure as together
with the costs Of this publication. your inter
est in said claim will become the property Of
tho subscriber. under said section aHf
j. W MUYCnuR.
Pir3t publication Jan. 70. ifei.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

FOnFEITURE NOT CT


10 X. NJ. Scout or MS nelrS.
YOu are hereby notified that I have cxpend-
ed one hundred dollars Ia labor ana improve
mont on the Feltis lode situated ian the Gold
Hil mining district. Grant cpunty. New Mex
leo. ns shown by notice of location recorded
in book toltos -. and mining location
records. I'm the office of the recorder OF said
county In OFior 10 hold said premises under
the provisions OF section 1924 revised statutes
Of the United States. being the amount re-
quired to hold tho same for the year ending
December 81. 1890. end IF within ninety days
from the publication Of this notice YOU fail on
refuse 10 contribute your proportion Of such
expenditure as o%o-owner, together with the
costs of this publication. your interest IN said
claim win become the property of the sub
scribor under said section 232t
HwWuw x tVI
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

CHAs. G. PuGH OF WILCOX has al
ways been reckoned a lucky man, but
last week he beat his record. He
purchased from the estate of the late
Dan Hunsaker, the Wilcox t0ckman,
and bis wife presented him with an
eleven pound baby. Wen, Charley,
here is 10 you and yours, may you live
long and prosper.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

The reports of the auditora and treas
urer show the territory to be in excel
lent financial condition.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

THE picture OF the new Agricultural
college building looks Ike the picture.
of a Jail.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

How WOULD you like.to live in the
county OF Florida? I'll ase leave your
answers at the LIBER 81. onice.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06

The Harris & Parker stereopticOn
entertainment Saturday night viii be
o great treat. Don't miss it.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06
TIE LEGISLATURE.

The legislature did some work and
considerable scrapping the past week.
The Paulin school law passed the
house and will doubtless become a
law. 1t is a very fair school law, but
like most New Mexico laws is not
perfect.
The house and the council have been
juggling over appropriations. The
house wants a contingent fund out Of
which it may pay its employees. The
council refuses to make this appro-
priation and insists that the salaries
Of employees shall be provided for in
the general appropriation bill.
Among the new bills introduced are
the following:
Providing that dealers in merchan-
disc other than liquors shall pay
license, those doing a business not to
exceed 500 900 yearly to pays5Ol!cense,
and grading up the license according
TO sales; all butchers doing q business
Of less than $1,000 yearly, to pay $50
license, and taxing other business as
follows: Street hacks $40; express
wagons, So; cigar stores, s25; cigar
stands in barber shops, So; barber
shops SO.
Repeating the law requiring tax lists
TO be made out by county clerks and
placing such duty opon assessors with
out extra compensation.
To fix the salaries of county com
missioners-in all counties having
1900 voters, $500 and grading up to
counties having 5000, 500; and county
of less than 500 voters at the last gen
eral election, 800.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-02-06
NOTES.

The council passed the Walker city
incorporation bill which originated in
the house. II provides that 200
petitioners lAay ask for incorporation
Of any town having not less than 1900
inhabitants.
Whatever Mr.. Herrera may have
said in the past, it was pretty nearly
all atoned for by the rugged honesty,
the pathetic beroism, Of his remarks
yesterday on the Paulin school bill.
81 do not very well understand the
English language" said ne, addressing
the house, IL have been waiting forty
four years, nevertheless have utle
education, apd a n0 and
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-03
common sense. There are many mem
bers whom the house could better have
spared than the honest, capable, much
misrepresented Charles Bradlaugh.

INSTEAD Of being forced into d union
with Us by the Mckinley bill, Canada is
further away from the desired consum-
nation than ever. Sir John Mcdonald,
the Canadian premier, in q speech at
Toronto last Wednesday, declared that
his party would adhere strictly to the
national policy inaugurated IN 1888. He
believed, however, that there was room
for extending trade on a fair basis; that
there were thingsi in which Canada could
extend it's trade without in any way in.
fring-,g on the national policy. He had
occasion to know that many obnoxious
features of the Mckinley tariff law were
the result OF the advice of traitors in
Canada. The politicians on the other
side had beer told to put all the screws
you can on Canada and you will drive it
into annexation" He had the word OF
men Of probity on the other side that
such advice had been rendered. Mr..
Mckinley, and the other Chinese wall
builders, may find out one OF these days
that, Notwithstanding the late Mr.. In
gals opinion to the contrary. the golden
rule has a place in politics and national
nolicy.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-03
The Bars of Clubs.

When the proposition to prohibit the sale
of alcoholic beverages in the Union League
club of Brooklyn was under discussion sew
eral of the members expressed the opinion
that a political club could never be carried
on with such u restriction, says the New
York Sun.
If the practice of those clubs generally
affords Il criterion of what their %reuuire-
ments are. we presume this is Il sound opin :
ION. A very great part of the receipts of
the Union League club of this city, for in
stance, comes from. the sale of wines and
liquors on every day in the week. The bar
is one of the most important features of the
house, and the profits are essential to the
maintenance of the establishment. IL If
were closed On Sunday, the club would not
only lose Il considerable revenue, but the
member frequenting the house, and more
especially the restaurant, would be loud in
their outcry against such an %abridgment
of their privileges. They are ready enough
to advocate the prohibition of the sale of
liquors on Sundays in outside bars, but
they will not submit to it in 4 club for
which they them selves make the laws,
They wan their drinks on Sunday ma on
other days.
1t is very doubtful, therefore, whether
the experiment of shutting up the bar OF
the Brooklyn Union League club on Sun
day will be more than temporarily success
full, though the vote in its favor was nearly
unanimous. The sort of men who attend n
club with anything like regularity are usu-
ally those h have no prejudices against
drinking, and who are conyivial in their
temperament. They also are the members
who are most influential in the affairs of Tho
association, because they are most abou,
The house, and even if they did not have
their way the other evening, they are SURF
to have it in the long run. They would not
join a club unless they expected to get thu
privilege OF drinking when they pleased.
! The only way to assure the permanent
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-03
CROSS.CUTS.

When there Is no hawk flying around tho
biggest thing in the barnyasd Ia the atsut
OF the smallest rooster. -Atchison Globe.
The strangest thing about 1 Drank l.
that he can't be turned Memphis Com-
nercial.
Whenever you hear a man say that all
men are alike it il an apology for some very
contemplate scoundrel. -Atchison Globe.
Teacher-Why does Great Britain sup
port royaltyY Pupil-Because royalty can
not support itself.-fhe Epoch.
The deaf may be taught to hear with
their eyes, the dumb to speak with their
of their fingers, but there is no help for the
mnn who cannot see a joke. Even sympathy
is denied him.--London (Ontario) Adver-
tiser.
Pedanticus-I mean to SO live that when
/ die all the great cities of the earth will
quarrel over the question of which was my
birthplace. Witticus-Yes, each will lay
the blame on some other. Milwaukee SEN
tinel.
Woman can't throw a stone straight to
save her soul, but she can sit in an easy
OAuAh u4AN els CANAoAu q II 81 ~ pAoo AO
will go and throw it for her.-Somerville
journal.
When it is remembered that the Apostle
Peter and others were fishermen, it looks a
little odd, in the light of modern angling,
that they were chosen to speak the truthf-i
Philadelphia Times.
Madam said the judge sternly, ''yeus
must answe the question. What is your
age?" II was born the same year yours
honor was. That would make ms about
1T isn't necessary to go into particulars"
interposed the judge stifiy. Gentlemen,
have you any further use for the witness?
You may stand aside, madam Chicago
Tribune.
Yabsley-Look here, Nudge, don't you
think it is time for you to stop a while?
Why, when ] saw you last might
Mudge-Last night? ! only had two beers.
l was sober as a Judge. Yabsley-Mayhe
you were. Blu l took YOU to be full as a
senator.-Indianapolis Journal.
II is to be hoped, in the interests of har-
that the Decatur, ILL.,, young woman
whose nose was patched up with the ribs of
a cat may never meet with the New York
boy lately repaired from the leg of a dog
Indianapolis Journal,