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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

and its relation to law and order. Mr..
Phelps opinion excited not a little
surprise, at least among those who
have been accustomed to consider him
as an anglomaniac fossil, whose
sympathies were centered on the other
side of the Atlantic:
The killing OF those men In New Orleans
was justified, In my view Of it. by the cir
cumstances leading up TO IT, The ordi-
nary machinery of Justice is the peoples
right, and when it fails to do its work the
right still rests with the people TO see
that Justice Is carried out | think that
the effect on the whole may be good one.
IL NAV serve as rebuke to inefficient
courts and iuries In that and other
parts of the country so many murderers
are let of scot free that 10 has become
almost a matter OF course for them So
escape punishment, except in cases where
the whole community Is aroused aud
makes justice its own particular
| respected so long as their mem
/ bers are vulgarzed by depend
ence upon political trading, intrigue auc
management for positions OF power n
! this were not SO there would De fCwc
lynchings, After all, the recourse 20 th'
might OF the people, doplorable as are t'
incidents and conScQ ueuces az times, rs :
penalty which we pay Tor our Crcate
freedom of government Ours, on tl'
whole, Is the best pOIitica. system lu tht
world. Our people are happier Than any
other, and the manly Sct-rcIaucc which
is one Of the characteristics OF freedom
is worth the payment Ola very coar p''ce
The developments Of the past wco'
have taken away none Of the intercs
. attaching 90 this rather startling
. declaration. but rather we shoul
say. given TO il added nertincncN an,
force. Americans whom che New
Orleans episode may have madc DC
Spondont ot The rUturc OF thoir Gown
b try would "a wei 90 cat out the above
pin 10 10 MI Blane's latost note q
b Sig lmpori8N and put both AWAY 'o
future reference.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

You think YOU have it cold here in Bos-
ton; you should live i'm Montreal one win
ter. There they have no such sudden
changes as we do here, but it is contin-
uous bitter cold all along. It's not damp,
but dry and clear. And such snow as falls
is dry as meal People there wear moe
casins, but never get their feet wet, except
in case Of prolonged thaw. But-cold2
Why, man, | could talk to You about IL
from now till midnight. You won't believe
il, but the hremen dip their mitten,,d hands
in pail Of water when they leave the
engine house TO run to a fire, so that their
mitteus will frecze You see, the coating
Of ice keeps the cold air from their hands.
Without IL their hands would be frost bit
ten in two minutes You won't believe IL,
but froze my nose once while crossing the
street. It's matter OF courtesy there II
YOU see man whose nose is freezing to
tell him so.
came ont Of the house and met friend
at che corner talked with him a minute,
and then walked across the street, a girl
whom | knew slightly WAS passing as
stepped upon the sidewalk. Her right ear
was a. white rs a sheet. Says l, Miss,
excuse me, but your ear is frozen" Thank
YOU says she, whats the matter with
your own uose;" thought she was guy
ing me, you see, and | walked along. a
rod further and met a chum of mine, and
says he, Heavens sake, Louie, rub som,
snow on your nose; it's like an iceberg.
Then | believed, and rubbed on the snow
and went into the drug store and got som,
goose grease to put on 1t. Coid' Why
man, I've stood on the bank Of the st
! Lawrence and seen the river freeze over be
/ fore my eyes. You could see the thin ic
/ creep out from the shore until Il met thu
| ice from the further side. Il was a won
/ derfui sight. Cold' Why, man, etc, etc
] Iloston atfqr
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23
A REVISED VERSION.


pernhardt's Adipose Suggests a New Req
dering.
The intelligence that Bernhardt Is
growing stout has attracted its share OF
attention, aud has suggested probable
titles for the arranger and adapter that
should make him glow with satisfaction.
Mr.. Augustin DAILY hasn't had a more
brilliant opportunity in years The end
ing Of the play could he fixed up some
thing like this:
ENTER Armand.l
Camille Armand You are come, but IL s
too late.
Armand oh. Caninel you must not spoak of
death. Think OF the vista OF hope that the
Koch lymph opened for you.
Camille Hetasl u was the lymph thai fatssait
les eftires. Society French for did the bust
ness.'O Lee the world'rcmembcr my sufferingz
and forget my faults.
Armand Camille. but you must live for mo.
You cannot be on the verge Of your demise.
Honestly, Camille, YOU don't look IT,
Camille Little do You know Of the real truth.
IAstcn Caring nothing for my fate, became
a confirmed victim OF the lymph habit Look
at me- Am | not robust1 Ali Am far from
being cunsumptive.
Armand murmurs something in broken En-
gllsh that the audience cannot undarstand.l
! Camille-Here. take this lymph can. IL viii
| BE- a souvenir when am gone.
At this point there are several paths
which may be taken by the dranaiist.
Camille may be made a glittering adver-
tisement Tor an anti-fat company, and
everybody hive happy afterwsrd; she
may expire in an apoplectic attack,
mangling the curtains with her teeth
and raising dust from the furniture amid
great applause. Or she might be allowed
to 60 on with the lymph until she gets
10 be fat lady in a dime museum,
whittier Armand in his devotion follows
her as the tsttooed man. There are an
indefinite number of possible endings,
any Of which might be made effective by
a good hand at adapting. Washington
| Post
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

A gentleman with the dienifed name OF
Cyrus T. Nixon was shocked to have a mes
sage handed 10 him addrvS-ed Circus T.
Nixon" A Wholesale produce merchant
received a message from a retaii-cnsiomer
saying, Your $500 are No. 800 n" II
should have been, Your eggs are no good "
The delivery department OF the New Or
leans Western Union Office was mystifcd
BY = message addressed to Blysnnon street.
It turned out to be SoCannon street New
York Times
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

Hundreds Of testimonials like this;
J. n. Maler, Astoria. oregon, writes: 1T
cured me OF severe Liver and Blood
trouble"
ss-sold by all druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23
Eastern Advertisers Tn

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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23
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FAtRHAvEN NUWlsnlNG Go.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

I'm catching Ont" exclaimed the am
bilious young literary chap. Here's
one of my poems printed in New York
paper in the column headed "A Little
Nonsense. CHICAGO Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

Chollie (singing1 80 How can l leave
thee7
Ethel (coldly)--The front door rs still
doing business at the old stand. Try
that.-Nev York Herald
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23
WORTH REMEMBERING

It is nearly two weeks since Hon.
Edward J. Phelps made the subjoined
observations TO newspaper reporter
concerning the New orleans lynching
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-23

Newsboy---Say, Ben IL you were sit
ting in the parior with your bcst girl,
and her mother came in and commenced
wiping of the chairs, what would you
think she meant
Ben ThAr-why, dust, of coarse- -
Brooklyn EAglA
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Sidney woollett. the Now York elocutlon.
isi, says that the way memory eau ho
trained Is by constant exercise. ~ know
thirteen Of shakespearo's plays aud Ten
nyson's idyls by heart, besides volume Of
miscellaneous poetry. My process was
simpler went hard to work and learned
them by rote. Sometimes ! would .ead
ten lines oyer carefully several times and
then attempt TO repeat them. II failed I
would keep at them Until knew the lines
perfectly, then would try ten lines more.
by memorlzing ten lines nj time thor
oughly l had little trouble TO repeat an en-.
tlre poem OF thousand lines or more.
my favoritc way Of memorizlng Il while
! am walking. Often have walked fifteen
or twenty miles repeating long poems like
Miles Standlsh,' 'Enooh Arden and
Elaine IL somehow comes natural to
me to memorlzo while walking seem TO
remember better what l have conned.
shakospeare's plays arc difficult to mem
orize. because the author has no many
striking lines and 70 many original char
neters. Naturally II Is more difficult TO
recite dramas than poems. II happen 10
make the slightest mistake In reading my
lines hear from IL, NO Lam careful 10 know
what recite perfectly"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Tom Shannon, the cx-collecior OF tho
port, saiii at was during Lincoln's nrst
administration. while I was IN congress,
that the question Of the appointment Of d
superintendent Of the mint In this city
came up, and among the applicants for tho
place was old Dave Mnltby. One day a
messenger came into the house and In.
formed me that the president wished TO
zee me At once. hurried 10 his Office. and
when entered he Informed me that he
was considering the fitness Of tho various
applicants for superintendent Of the mint.
"'Now. here Is Dave Maltby.' he said.
and want 20 ask you To tell me candidly
N you consider him fiied for the placcP
without hcsltatlng replied; Mr..
President, Maltbyis man oiunquestlone,l
integrity, but hardly the man for that
place.
ayes tmnsingly). Dave Maitby /. an
honest man. knew him az boy, but I
never discovered anything In him.
"Mr. lincoln hesitated for moment
and his face assumed q more than usually
grave expression. Iieauddcnly looked up,
with an amused expression on his face. aud
askcli who ever discovered anything In
mo when was boyl don't think Dave
Mnltby did. but some way or another nm
here, whore you SEQ mo today "-san
Francisco Call.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

We have heard Of baby who has made
Mt least ak attempts TO eat It's own shoe
which every time was rescued from tho
child's throat by pulling Il out with a
glove buttoner.
Another one has come under our notice
who has an extreme Partially for tooth
brushes, but certainly the most rcmarka.
bic one u that OF one year.old child who
managed to get hold Of it, fathers watch
and swallow IL, the result being that
one OF the servants was suspected Of the
robbery and was arrested
Tho whereabouts OF the watch was not
known until the mother Of the child hap.
pcned TO hear the ticking OF tho tlmeplecc
inside it, stomach. This Is tho story as Il
comes TO us. We have no information "a
furnish regarding the subsequent fate Of
the watch or tho baby,-London Tit.Bits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27
A Ton MI. wall p.lr,.

Walking Il real pleasure, though. per
haps, not OF the vary acute Kind. II
~ IN tho same case with health. You
don't realize how excellent a facnlty Il Il
until you have lost the exercise Of IT, Ask
equity man orr lame man what he thinks
Of u. You may then be astonisLed to learn
what valuable power a,lli remains at
your disposal.
Some one, when he wns nsked the secret
of His longevity, Il said 20 have replied.
Fat ono meal day, rire at o all the year
ronnd. mover be out Of bed nt midnight,
think Of nothing in particular unless you
arc fofccd. aud walk ten miles every day
" your life"
lie may have been wne this old gcntlc-
man; but otherwise. II hn had truly acted
upon his own recipe for long life, seeing
that he was then IN his nlneticth ycar. he
must have had the blessed privilege " or
dering his days ns he pleased. Most Of VA,
happily or not, are forced 10 think good
deal daily. and upon subjects that are OF
very particular importance. And most Of
IA have Inherited from our inoonsderato
sires iamentablc hRbit--not casy TO 10
controllcd-of eating nj least three meals a
day, without mention Of trifcs. which,
perhaps, represent fourth.
AtNhtNhlH AHl NbN AttNM ANNN NUN WI
gentleman WIS very wise TO recommend a
ten mile walk once IN twcnty-four hours
II Is the one item In his programme that |
attempt 10 practice In my own mortal ca.
recr. he the day nne or bc Il wet, 80
forth TO face IL, reckless Of umbrella. Il
seems somewhat idiotic, willingly admit.
AZ first thought Il 10, but habit has now
cndcarcd tho custom 20 me, and would AZ
soon almost sacrifice my dinner as my two
or three hour constitutional.
OF course, such walk Ia town would be
n monstrous toll. a pavement Is a. fatlgu.
Ing ns tho surface Of mother earth itself "a
the contrary when troldcn In moderation.
There IA sort Of electric force that seems
10 ascend through tho clods aud dlspcrso
itself by the channels Of ones veins all
over tho body. II may be fsucy, or Il may
be the mere pleasure OF feeling the blood
In active movement. Anyhow. that l. tho
Idea II suggcsts.-All the Year Round.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

The first death In the world, 30 far as
we know, from artifcially conducted
electricity was that Of Professor Rich
man.. OF st, Petersburg. He devised
what was practically the first lightning
rod and was killed by It. He run an
iron TO the top Of his house in present
lightning rod manner and waited for a
thunder storm. II came. There was a
terrific fash of lightning. The pro-
fessor's appliance worked we'll, and he
was found dead by the side Of it.-Bos.
ton Transcript.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Many children arc troubled with ear.
ache, followed by offensive discharges
from the ear, 10 which no attention what.
ever Ia paid. There Is great danger OF the
hearing being impaired 10y such neglect,
and even loss Of life ITSELF as the iniiam.
nation, which causes this discharge aud
which is situated In the tympanic cavity,
Is very liable To extend Into the mastold
cells and tho cranial cavity. resulting IA.
tally.-Detroit Free Press. q
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Two young men stood In front Of
Perrys soda fountain the other even
ing, They were well dressed and In.
tellectual looking. One Of them took
something not on the list OF sirups, and
the other said IN response to tho inter.
rosaiory glance Of tho flzz drawer, I'm
take some vanella and cream, please
You mean vanilla, don't your said
Ills companion.
YES, | guess I do, but I'll bet You
'aat one person out Of every ten who
comes into this store calls for vanella
when ho wants vanilla"
What will you beti"
IN give you i've cents for every per-
son that calls for vanilla II you'll give
me one cent for every ono who asks for
vanella,n
ITS 60,
Within the next ten minutes twenty
lovers OF tho most popular strip In
dulged In IL Eighteen called for va
hella aud two wanted vanilla. Tho
pathological clerk declared himself In
iAvor ofvanella by inquirlngly repeat.
ing the word when uttered by soft
voiced customers. New York Sun.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27
WHAT is A GUARANTEE?

Many statesmen the habit Of Unfortunately
their with thought Of being called
make the good Is rcrnou and foolish
respected In the breach than In the observance.
value should be made with knowledge Of
the and the Of the
the makers instruct
place any tool found imperfect In
We have used our best Judgment acquired by Considerable
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27
HOUSE MOWERS AND RAISER $.

Exc,uslyE, PRACTICAL, AND BEsfos
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buildings bought. sold and torn down. Work
and ss teou husrbseS building p. q. nos %.
UTAH iiousE MOVING COMPANY.
CnAs. ", fmLDs, Ed. hEngsr
Manager Sec. and Treas.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Edltor-Young man. your poom Is ex.
cellent in many respects, but as we have
enough such material TO last us for tho
next ten years we feel obliged to de-
cline II.
Poet lhopefully)-well, sir, you will
have to have something for tho eleventh
year-Harpcr's Bazaar.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

The original Magma Charta Is pre-
served in case in shapeless form like
handful Of torn scraps Of paper. What
hands could put 1t together 1t Is six
cenlnriea Old.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

v,HE ANNUAL MEETING or TIIE STOCK
L. holdorr OF the Inland Salt Company will
be held AZ tho comphny's once. No. 81 ;, West
Temple uteifAh Lake CITY, on Monday, May
kvl, tam, for the pniposo Of clectinR
Directors TO serve Tor the ensuing year and for
the Transaction Of sdch other business us may
properly come before the meeting.
i. A. CLAYTON, Secretary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-27

Qaizgee-why do you call that quack
M. d. Dr, Periodi
sharpleigh--Because he has made 80
many lives come to full stop.
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The unpardonabie Sin.

Rev. DIR. McCurdy, in his sermon at the
Presby terrain Church in this place, on The
evening of Jan. Is, 1891, selected for his
text Matt. xii, 81: land whatsoever
speaketh a word against the Son of Man,
il shall be forgiven him but whatsoever
s~peaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall
not be forgiven him, neither in this world,
neither in tho world to come"
The speaker stated that by request of
the pastor of the church the attention of
the audience was invited to this most diff
cult spubiect. Difficult because we did
not study it by the light of Gods word.
AS a key to the text he announced the
Goth verse of l4th chapter of John, which
reads, "But the Comforter, which is the
Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send
in my name, he shall teach you all things,
and bring all things to your remembrance,
whatsoever 1 nave said unto you" The
special point upon which he placed the
emphasis of this verse was the authority
of the Holy Spirit. The present energiz-
ing Christ, the h1po OF the soul.
First, he announced the question, what
is the sin against the Holy Spirit? He
answered by saying, -speakiag against
Christ in the light of the Holy Spirit. To
apprehend the light of the Holy Spirit we
must study the functions of the Holy
Spirit, viz; To convince the world of sin,
of righteousness, and of judgment to come.
The speaker then referred to our practical
experience: our mat" knowledge of de-
/ PRAYED nature, our / ID Of fitness or the
righteousness of Christ as presented to us
in the Gospel, and the anticipation OF
doom as hhe result of a sinful life.
Again he said, this sin consisted in the
rejection Of Christ in the light of the Holy
Spirit. Here the speaker illustrated the
point by referring to the resurrection OF
Lazarus, and the centurion's daughter
and by reference 10 the hatred of the Jews
in sending officers to bring Christ bound
10 their court. He said the black seal OF
death was not fixed tillAter the resurrec-
ton of Christ, when they, knowingly,
spoke against Christ with the evidence
aud the light of Gods Holy Spirit pertain
ing to the resurreclioni n especially
against the grand operation of the Holy
Spirit on the day of Pentecost, ''whoso-
ever speaketh against the Holy Ghost il
shall not he forgiven him"
In the second place, he asked the ques-
ton; Who may commit this sinp His
answer was, any one saving NO, no, to the
Gospel invitation. Here the speaker add
ed, our danger Was much greater than
that of the Jew or Pharisee, in that we
have all the light they had and tho ~increas-
ing light of almost nineteen hundrod years.
Here a few words Of warning and earnest
entreaty were given.
Again, anyone eherishing hatred against
the Church of Jesus Christ, or against any
member Of the Church, or even indifer-
ence TO the cause of Jesus Christ was gull
ty of this sin that these were a poor sub
terfuge in the day OF Gods wrath. "How
! shall we escape If We neglect so great sal