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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
Jack McAuiins win Fight Gibbons.

NEW Yokk. July N.-Jsck McAulifs, Ne
lightweight champion, has signed for hnish
fight with Austin Gibbons for . stale Of q, SO
. side, . purse Of q, 900 and the hght-veighs
championship. II Gibbons signs the fight wiz
take place In the Granite Club. Hoboksn, Sep
tombor IL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

serious Fire In . California Town.
Los dAros. CAL. July 27.-Lsts last night Q
nre started in stable and before II vas gotten
under control II had destroyed nearly the whole
go, 900. The amount a insuru>eo = 10 yet
ootimatoA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

AUCTION SALE
OF
CHOICE LOTS,
TUESDAY. JULY %.
WEDNESDAY. JULY 0o
The Spring Lake Park Company Will offer At
public sale on the premises the above dates.
beginning at TEN O'CLOCK each day (wssther
per,nittine), over 400 beautiful lots, %Oxl20
each to IO-foot alley.
The auctioneer has positive Instructions to
sell every lot Cup to 20O) for which he is bid
$50 or over. the company reservin9 the right
to withdraw the property after 200 lots have
been sold. If deemed advisable
Never before have the investors Of Washing.
ton had such opportunity offered them.
These lots compared with actual values OF sd-
jacent properties) positively cheap at el5O
each.
They may sell at
FIFTY DOLLARS EACH
1t will be your own fault II you fail to en-.
brace this opportunity.
SPECIAL TRAIN WILL LEAVE B. AND O.
DEPOT
AT
oO'CLOCK AM
Regular trains
R45. 3. 4:33 and 5:35 pm.
SALE BEGINS
AT
10 O'CLOCK EACH DAY,
And will be continued until sale 10 consum.
mated.
TAKE THE FIRST TRAIN
To be In position to secure the choicest bsr.
gains
TERMS OF SALE:
One-hfth cash Cat time OF saleor satisfactory
deposit must be msdel, balance in 3, d, 8, and
II months. with interest.
Full information and
COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS
Can be had Of
WASH'N DANENHOwER,
Cor. 18th and sts. u. ".
FRANCIS HUFTY.
Cor. 18th and sts NV
J. Mol. DODSOE,
1928 st. NV.
GEO. Y. wORTHINGTON BRO,
1885 ST. NV.
~. DECKER,
W. H. VALIANT.
1ola st. NV.
ALBANUs L. JOHNSON.
12O6 ss. NV.
". F. LAMBERT and
GEO. WISE,
IL Alexandria. We.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

Yesterday morning a. Missouri Pacific pas
senger train was pulling out of Los Animas.
COL. James Graham was thrown under the
train and killed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

POPULATION OF TRIS1DAD.-The bureau Of
American republics has advices from Trinidad
showing that the recent census shows popula-
tion of S97s4, an increase Of 80 per cent in ten
years. The provisional report OF the census in
the Island Of st Lucia gives . population Of
41,713. That in the Island Of Castrtes gives Q
population of 6686.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
THE PENSACOLA HEARD FROM.

NO Mention Made Of the Rumorod Accident
to One Of Her Boats.
A cablegram was received at the Navy De-
partment this morning announcing the ar
rival Of the U. 8. s. Pensacola at Acapulco,
Mexico, yesterday. There was no mention Of
the rumored accident to one of her boats in
Chilian waters and it is thought that this mega
tive evidence effectually disposes Of the sensa-
ton. The vessel is expected to reach San
francisco in fortnight
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

MovKMESTs OF SILvER.-The issue Of stand
ard silver dollars from the mints during the
week ended July 25 was S4O3, ,474. The issue
during the corresponding period of last yea,
was S413, ,237. Shipments of fractional silver
coin since the LIST instant aggregate Sl,ll9, ,426
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

retary spaulding has instructed customs Of
ficers to permit free entry Of Oidsnburg coach
horses when accompanied by certificate Of
registration in Lubbens stud book.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
THE EVENING STAR.
SPECIAL NOTICES

~ro TOURISTS AND THOSE CONTEM
- pistins European voyage would direct
st-it'o1 10 our Irayslsrs Quitting Department,
So5talnirE Steamer Trunks. Ladies Dress trunks,
runas. lea Al-lSator bAzs. Gladstone Bags. Dress
Casss Ioiet Cas-s. Canvas Extension Casss for
Eeaher rl.s anc s1trs wraps-in all sizes An extsu-
siye assortment q Ensiish and Aynerfcsn steamer
~ - and Shswts for railway travel. I'm plaids and
eripe. from s3 q ais For the oonSsniencs Of
our Patrons VII mark and deliver Steamer Chairs
Sn pOsrq steamer sail from New York, Boston
fhiIsfslg hiA or BALTIMORE free Of charge.
WOODWARD IoTHROP,
mySsra 10Th. 1lth and SIS. n ".
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

GOVERNMENT RECEIPTS sToDAY.-Internalr reve-
nue., S678, ,572; customs S714,4O6
TIE U. 8. s. YANT1c arrived ct the New
York navy yard today.
TIE U. 8. g. ENTERPRISE arrived ct Bar
Harbor yesterday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
FINANCIAL.

TIN Nh4NOIAIL
How TO SAVE MONTY:
H onpsy day 2Isa an sooOuns
WOODS 4 co. BANKERs
Ey.y fe.iiy sI,.ndsd ,h. small dspOsiior for tn
OIen youT account nov. I, will bs .srsas source o.
''a-s''" 81 sASR R'Sdlfss' oFfS rsiiif s III 40
va, I222 y STREET.
n sAPR DEPosIr COMPANY
OF WASHINGTON.
n Z COR l5TH ST. AND INV YORK AVE.
Chartered BY special oct Of Congress
January ~. 1857.
RsOrysuizsd under act coAsTsss oc,obsr 4. lsoo
Trsnsacts the busins.s o<s
TRUST COMPANY
In ail its various branches
Also the bushes. ofs
eAvINds BANK
And ofa
sATI DEPOSIT COMPANY.
CAPITAL:
ONE MILLION OF DOLLARS.
As.. g .I-cu,os. guardian Of tn. -
tstes o. minorA committee Of the Of unsfics
rsceivss. assnss and any every
desCriEton-
Receive. m0asy dsposi;. 70 sums Of TEN CENTS
and Epward and allows interest thereon
LoAns RSEsy upon estate and collateral sscur-
ty.
s-Iis ars,-csss estate and other securftlss
E-esive- siI.vER WAAE saI ali sinis Of vALU-
Abi 81 upon deposit oapiaoGs storage vaults Of
LnsuEy-s.-1 dryL-ss and SECURITY.
sn.ah ,.,ss ioT rsHi 1rOaa IS to si25 psr snnum.
one hoWs-Dsily froEa % N TO 4 ,. m and until
st-Esise - teTeG. IL addition the ulAI otrcs
On sii- larL day u saeE ulOn.h
"a tts ls-t ut.sl ness day Of each month.
,'n TIE nTs-. s-Coud AID thru days Of each mouth
tSunllays 81 vItrlJ-
Leu The i'IL tails sunday the lsth day Will be
Management:
IT~sids n,
BENJAMIN n. SNYDER
\ he Presldenfs,
CHAhLkS 4. ULOA Ek. First.
JAMES N JOHNSTON, second
Z FRANCIS RIGGS.
Secretary,
ALBERT l. S4II1EYANr.
Directors.
B~rismin p snyder. Zsnss c RoLbnx
A.b-rt = S-UrtsVant, Ar.itrN N -
i'"or-- n rant Matthew e. LInerY,
- ,iepSane. Ch-ries A. James,
1irHy = sLiari. 4 franris EIggs
s~i.sr n J.taAston. Charles L.. Glover,
- fstfs. John s. farsS.
A' i--s a50- John h. kOGssrS
Us William Z. Clark.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

SOME RHAsoNs WHY THIS ABORT NAT NOT BI
TRUE, ANY MORE THAN THE 1U1o1 THAT
CRISP WAS THE HILL oANpIDArI-THI KIND
OF sPHAKHR DEMOCRATS WANT.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

K~T0 WHOM 1T NAY CoNCERN:
sze the NJ cont St Of Ring Falaes'
Sh0 oelng unable TO the trip Europe her father
Sromptypaid to ne by T. King jr proprietor Kings
sgnsd and acknowledged before me this q; Ii day of
1t Notary Public
H@STHIs is THE LAST OF THEM
We lave Just received from the fac tory JIG dozen
cssyotsns Udhg SHIRTS N ss'feens, Psrcalnes
Ell 25 and sl.5o Shirts. We have put thess lots to.
yet for ss cents a shirt THAI VIII not s6rini or
42 dozen Scotch Chsviot Shirts. tha. were 81. rs
ana 81, now 20 for i25 These are the most durs-
fsncy and Fsin Nsht shirts for 80 cents. worth 90
cents Ihese shirts are y inches ons. made full
Yess sh a oa "a s.onts
maas Of Wagsutta cotton and 2 loo linen bosons IS
THE BRANCH cH'as1qaFsls tsi ssii sHr FACTORY
fisE 's"'Sa asnsss s :; ''3 Sjs Il :Ii IRELAND
y21-6t
H-A NEW MAP. JUST PUBLISHED. EN-.
ros and 1o Sie and ms .u6gGH; Nth
trict Of Co umbia. Prince Georges and Montgomery
local re sase should possess seaH ans oGs o
these It's study interesting and viii help you
PRICE. coMFIETf. "a
ARCHITECTS; AND FNGJNEI,ISi SiipIf Ita
Also at I122 PennsyIyapla ave w tv.1-3w
~roR SALE
rwo UNFINISHED HOUSES
Es baISk ISkSaSaTSz w. 8 ksesE aS5HniaS1.o 5sias4
H@TELEPH0NR CALL S43-2.
PUSH. ENERGY. BRAINS
m frintes sSS and EnsssesS sMS es i.
49, WE STuDy THE GAs sTOvrs AMI
know the Perfect Success is tbs best 400 customers
say 50: G. A. NUDDIMAN. GA 18TH ST.
3e24-3m
- ~, :, ,77,,,,7z7 10 = :, m, -
Volunteers who served in the late war from
Apri1 10 July Ist the widows or rspresentatiyes 81
tLrse W. have since died are ueste 10 caI ~ zi3
X 5sS:s assssss
'S'''-''N'' "''''' join NJ BRADBERRY
Ex-officIo Cuairinan COMMITTEE
NJ p. GORMAN Secretary.
Committee~Iieo' W MciIsresh Louis Cleuents
ami tseo ssiiz A' - - N'-' >Ae'N' tx:.5:sf.
The partnership hsretoiore existing De-
tween W. H. Haydon and D. l.. Mc9hee. known ~
the irm OF Hay don & McGhes of Falkland Dairy,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

PBRsoNAL--Geo. d. Austin Of Chicago, W.
T. Patthof and Geo. Il. Martin of Cincinnati,
W. N. Hough Of st. Louis, James N. scho-
mocher Of Florida, Frank P. Bennett Of Bos-
ton and E. G. Wick Of New York are at Will
lard's.--Chas. E. Rector Of Chicago, G. A..
Perkins Of Mobile, L. A. Martin Of Baltimore
and Thos. E. Watt of New York are at the Ran.
dall.-C. Taylor and W. NJ. Mickey Of Pitts-
burg, Meade Massie of Chiliicothe, Ohio, A. s.
Neun Of Mobile, Miss E. A. Thompson of st.
Louis, p. V. Bryene Of Elmirs and E. G..
Webb Of New York are at the Airing
ton.--E. R. Alderman of Plainfield, N. j.,
j. s. Noble Of Montgomery, Ala, W. Watson
Of Kentucky, WI Berry Of Chicago, H. J. NJ.
Miller of Providence, T. NJ. Cook Of Texas W.
Chamberlain Of Portland, Me-, W. W. Wood of
London and P. ]. Fsnis of Buffalo are at
the Ebbitt-John 8. Collins of st. Louis, J.
D. Livingston Of. Chicago, A. T. Ballentins Of
Cleveland. G. C. Howe Of New York and P. b.
Eyler of Pittsburg are at the st. James
Thomas J. Brady Of Portsmouth, Charles E.
Donahue of Richmond, 7. J. Mercer of Fort
Monroe, Edward Boyd Of Cincinnati and r, II.
Smith Of Pit:sburg are at the Metropolitan
h. g. Loomis of Chicago, /. n Kline of Lynch
burg, J. b. Sweigart Of Albion, Mich. and
Chas. +. johnson Of Kansas are at the National.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

FIDELITY
BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION.
SUBSCRIBED STOCK, seOa.OOo.
Has tie best plan devised for securing Home.
EIGHIH ISSUE OF STOCK
No BACK DULs REQUIEED.
Any amount loaned. repay able II per month on sscl
sl.Oyu -.lv4Les,. sh.res. ~ Fer IYonfh.
loa eAn deTOslt any aInounG "a. up with tn.
su-Ts2.ssd per ssna eeTtii.1.ts zach aeIosit
Harrison DfnFraan. Pres AI0nzo Tweedal.. Sec.
% %s,sy- W Ls@sn. Y IIes- Aaa1sw Wall. si's'r.
u l. AAS-lI 40. 4Es1s Sen1 - l. smith. Atty.
AMERICAN SEC TR1II AND TRUST CO.
tGr faUphisSs ana .nlSrlusi .ppy ct the ONCE
l. a9 s.ass9. r. 10 B,osdTayiNY. b. hMLSss: Mls.
Asaabsr Washington Stock Exchange
LEWIS O. TEwKsBURY & CO.,
BANNERS AND BROKERS,
I'D ST. WASHINGTON. u. O..
Buy and sen Tor cash Or On margin stocks. Bonds
14aiI.. fIO,Is obs aid oil
lHteTesi allow ID on drIOs.ts-
OGt-oi-tOSE business q s,ecia.ty.
All LOcs! Securities Zeal. N
Constant suo'A;1oHs al n.AIksis- Telephone 54s
mo W. CORsoS. JNo. ". MACARTNEY.
AeInber " \. stoex kx
CORsoN 4 MCCARTNEY,
GLOVE BUILDING. l41y ST. " W,
Ban1ers and Dealers in Government Bonds.
isresiis Ilsh.nss. Lasns Co.lect,On..
RAJ fga sioeks slo b nds sne al seeurI ss l.sted Of
Iz4tIhIoT- oolEht and sold
sIe,lAliy IrAsle ot investment .-curities Dis,ric
I1ns sLG a. -oeal ksizOad. Gas. Insurance and 1ele
. StUc. dealt n
AnsTiAn Lsa- Ie.sDhoas stock bought and sold ~ Il
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

COMPLAINT DIsMIsszp.-Assistant secre-
tary Spaulding has dismissed the complaint of
Mr.. J. E. Miller against the present system of
enforcing the payment Of liens for freight at
the port of New York on the ground that the
practice Of OBTAINING the merchandise until the
freight charges are paid is in accordance with
the law and regulations.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

RErEru x Co.
i4y ST. SE,
CAPITOL HILL
Special Bargains for the week commencing July 20.
ISL.
,hildren's White and Colored Null Hats:
-2s- qtalitt Tor
White Null Hats. different styles:
N~-Al'I Ao1- -.---2lc.
- l0c.
Ia. .. .......- Ia.
la-- 90 '' .....---...---- ne
ladies Black SIls mits:
tls. quality reduced dto...................oS to. oSc
-lc-
LADIES' White Aprons. 3 styles Of
f->4'S 4of- SIC
lA4ies embroidered Aprons. sc. for.........2 pc
lyJ-3Ia
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
.HAsstEI stIl F2S gUn nfSaSHAsEhR 9aSSH AhsohRsxAs 4 sUAMn1

We have an immense stock Of Summer
Clothing fog Horses. including sheets.
blankets and Coolers. and desire to close
them out. The Sheets run from 90 cents to
SS-an good value Tor the price. The other
articles have an equally wide range Of cost.
II you intend taking your horses away fog
the summer u would BE- well to secure full
sQWpIneps before starting.
ANDREW J. JOYcE's Sons,
1O2e and 1850 Counecsicut syN.
,. e.-We keep everything nouDooery fos
TIE aosss. stab.s and Carriage. 3se-1
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

RSA NEW MAP. JUST PUBLISHED EN-.
- bracin9 " washington and its suburbs with
roads and subdivisions 10 date extended into the Dis.
trict of Columbia. Prince Georges and MONTGOMERY
counties, Nd and Alexandra county, Va livery one
Interested in local real estate should possess Of
these maps Its study interesting will
TO make your Investments understandingly
PRICE, COMPLETE, "a
At SCHMIDTS,
J24 9th st. n. W.
ARCHITECTS AND ENGINEERS SUPPLIES.
Also at II:2 Pennsylvania ave. H.. jy27-2w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27
SPECIAL NOTICES.

R-MITHkAS LODGE OF PERFECTION, A.
viii Bs held at the Cathedral on MONDAY, July ~
q 1::0 m. Work. 9th degree st seq. By order Of
Venerable Master.
jy242Jx27-3t A II HOLT, SD DEGREE, Secretary
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

8sTO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
80 My daughter. Minnie Case having won the
fZe European uess conte st of Kings Palace
sho oeng unable TO tae the trip Europe her father
Lerewtn certify that tie value thereof has been
RromptyPaid to ne by T. King jr proprietor Q. Kings
falace j. ". CASE
sgned and acknowledged before this 9, til day of
July. 1891. s. WOLI
1t Notarv Pui,lic
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-27

RSFLINTILITHIC PAVEMENT CO., FOR
~ laying cement dewalks, cellar and brewery
bccrs rurting steps. concrete arches Vet cellars
epcCalty> pam and ornamental and aAuaut plaster
s Gone cellars eKcsvated and ali masonry work done
and estimates furnished application. ". h.
bkEEN 4 CO., 2l1b Ps. ave, Washington, l.. C.,
loS ann lo5 5. W4ierst.. Chicago. IL. Ui5-Im'
The Republican., 1891-03-20
What the Talmud Is.

The Talmud is the title applied to the
Mishnah and Gemara, two collections
of Jewish tradition and decisions rela-
tive to the law as given by Moses. The
Mishnah is the earliest collection of ira
aitionary matter in regard to the law,
and the Gemara is an elucidation of the
Mishnah text, consisting of running
commentary, explanations and opinions
given by renowned rabbinical scholars.
The comments are frequently in the
form of an argument, reasons pro and
con being advanced and instances cited
in support of the proposition assumed
by the imaginary contestants. There
are two Talmuds, or commentaries; that
of Jerusalem and that of Babylon, the
latter being regarded as more complete
and satisfactory. The compilation of
the Talmud was begun, it is said, about
the time of the return from the Baby
lonish captivity, Il. c. $50, and was
completed in the second or third CEN
tury after Christ. 1t is, therefore, a
body of Jewish thought and doctrine,
covering a pariod of 600 or 700 years.
Chicago Globe.
The Republican., 1891-03-20
----------------
Matrimonial Observations.

Miss Mabel Goddard, who has been
studying the relations between indus
try and matrimony for the past ten
years, states in pamphlet form that the
proportion of marriages is greater
among trained nurses than any other
class of women-workers. 1t may be
gratitude that moves the hearts of men
and undoubtedly admiration and affec-
tion have something to do with the re-
suit, but, whatever the main cause, the
fact remains that quiet, docile, intelli-
gent and competent nurses find them
selves at the head of homes and farni-
lies in remarkably short time after
graduation. Like the Vassar girls, these
daughters of mercy marry well, which
is more than can be said of the capti-
waiting little typewriter, who ranks
second. Her training is, at best, super
fetal. She is not a judge of men, and,
while her affection is sincere enough,
she lives to repent, to detach herself, to
return to her corner and machine in the
downtown Office again, and often to
make a second choice. Considering its
size, matrimony makes fewer deple-
tions in the army of school-teachers
than in any other organization Of fe.
male labor.-Chicago News.
The Republican., 1891-03-20
Women at Auction Sales.

sour best friends are the women"
said an auctioneer as he hung out the
red flag in front of a fancy and notion
store. THE average woman is the most
determined bidder, for when "a woman
will she will The woman who attend
auction sales of any kind are neither
very rich nor very poor. They are from
the comfortable class. The women en-
Joy shopping, and we'lil1e to see them
at our sales, for we know the prices,
and of course the commissions will be
higher than if their men folks did the
bidding. Some women have a perfect
mania for attending auction sales. They
will go to sale in Maiden lane in the
morning and to another in the dry
goods districts in the afternoon. They
invariably display good judgment in Sc
lecting the newest designs ana fashions,
but we have them when it comes to
prices, for | never met woman yet
who would let any man outbid her for
an article she had set her mind upon"
IN. Y. Telegram.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

WHEN banks are unsteady depositors are
apt to lose their balance.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

IDYL-wIITING is not idle writing as some
proSaic persons suppose.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

RAW recruits arc like buttcr-a warm fire
puts them on the run.-Boston Courier.
The Republican., 1891-03-20
CnnnIafad 70 DeadWoofi.


The Burlington Route, c., B. & Q. R. R,
from Chicago, Peoria Il st Louis, is now
completed, and daily passenger trains are
running through Lincoln, Neb, and Custer,
S D., to Deadwood. Also to Newcastle,
Wyoming. Sleeping cars to Deadwood.
ACCEPTING the philosophers theory that
money represents trouble 1t is surprising
to see how many people are willing and
anxious to borrow trouble.-W ashington
Post.
PAIN from indigestion, dyspepsia and too
hearty eating is relieved at once by taking
one of Carter's Little Liver Pills Immediate
ly after dinner. Don'tforget this.
1T is said that Chinaman never goes
crazy. There is no reason why he should.
Millinery bills are unknown in the FlOwery
Kingdom.
The ETHRoAT.-"Bro,c,.'s Bronchial Troctcs,
act directly on the organs of the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect in all dis
orders of the throat.
To SUCCEED in his art, the skater must
get on his foot freouently.-Texas Siftings.
EVERY day talk-''how d. dor'
HEAD quarters-price of hair cut.
S
1T makes Jle CarBO-J0e locomotive.
THE event of the evening-sundown.--
Texas Siftings.
Down in the mouth-The oesophagus.
RATHER small misunderstanding peanuts.
CHILDREN of light-boys who peddle
matches.-Texas Siftings.
PAID without money-compliments of the
season.-Mail and Express
A oNE-sENT stamp-A messenger boys,
going downstairs.-Mail and Express.
A PARTING question-"is that About
Right, Sir!"-Puck.
"WELL, doctor, how do you find our beef
steah"' 'Very small for its age"
S
TIE liberated prisoner is like period,
because he is at the end of his sentence.
The strongest butter in the tub is always
the weakest in the marl1et.-Puck.
STATESMEN are the only people who ars
allowed to pass bad bills.-Pittsburgh Dis
patch.
NIGHTS of the grip-not drummers, but
the evenings when the lodge meets. s.-Bos.
ton Herald.
PRIDE is said to go before Il fall, but the
very humblcst of us is liable to step ON a
banana skin.-Brooklyn Eagle.
EVEN an upright piano is capable of FRO
ducing downright bad music.-Richmond
Recorder.
IDYL-wRITING is not idle writing as some
prosaic persons suppose.
WHEN banks are unsteady depositors are
apt to lose their balance.
RAW recruits are like buttcr-a warm fire
puts them on the run.-Boston Courier.
SOMETIMES in a trade man kicks wher
thsre is nothing to boot-S- V I|sd"~--
The Republican., 1891-03-20

EVEN an upright piano is capable of PRO
ducing downright bad music.-Richmond
Recorder.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

ACCEPTING the philosophers theory that
money represents trouble it is surprising
to sec how many people are willing and
anxious to borrow trouble.-W ashington
Post
The Republican., 1891-03-20

SOMETIMES in trade man kicks wher
thsre is nothing to boot-N- V T~s5~~-
The Republican., 1891-03-20

The Burlington Route, c., B. & Q. R. r -,
from Chicago, Peoria & st Louis, is now
completed, and daily passenger trains are
running through Lincoln, Neb, and Custer,
S D., to Deadwood. Also to Newcastle,
Wyoming. Sleeping cars to Deadwood.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

PRIDE is said to go before fall, but the
very humblcst of us is liable to step on
banana skin.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

NIGHTS of the grip-not drummers, but
the evenings when the lodge meets. s.-Bos.
ton Herald
The Republican., 1891-03-20

PAIN from indigestion, dyspepsia and too
hearty eating is relieved at once by taking
one of Carter's Little Liver Pills immediate
ly after dinner. Dom tforget this.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

Syrup"

J. c. Davis, Rector of St. James,
Episcopal Church, Eufaila, Ala:
my son has been badly afflicted
with a fearful and threatening cough
for several months, and after trying
neutrality-suspicious. from physicians.
which failed to relieve him, he has
been perfectly restored by the use of
two bottles of Bo-
An Episcopal schee's German Syr-
up. I can recon-
Rector. mend it wit houty
hesitation" Chronic
severe, deep-seated coughs like this
are as severe tests as a remedy can
be subjected to. 1t is for these long
standing cases that Boschee's Ger
man Syrup is made a speciality. /
Many others afflicted as this lad
was, will do well to make a note of
this.
J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, MINI,
writes: I always use German Syrup
for Cold on the Lungs. 1 have
never found an equal to it-far less
a superior. o.
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury., N j.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

"WELL, doctor, how do you find our beef
steah?'' Every small for its age"
The Republican., 1891-03-20

THE liberated prisoner Is like q period
because he is at the end of his sentence.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

THE strongest butter in the tub is alway
the weakest in the market-Puck.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

STATESMEN arc the only people who ars
allowed to pass bad bills.-Pittsburgh Dis
patch.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

1T is said that Chinaman never goes
crazy. There is no reason why he should.
Millinery bills are unknown in the Flowery
Kingdom.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

A PARTING question-"is that Abou
Right, SirF'-Puck.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

TIE ETHRoAT-"Bro,Cn Bronchial Troches,
act directly on the organs of the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect in all dis
orders of the throat,
The Republican., 1891-03-20

A oSE-sENT stamp-A messenger boy
going downstairs.-Mail and Express.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

PAID without money-compliments Of tn
season.-Mail and Express.
The Republican., 1891-03-20

To SUCCEED in his art, the skater mus
get on his foot freQuently.-Texas Siftings
The Republican., 1891-03-20

CHILDREN of light-boys who peddl
matches.-Texas Siftings.