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CUTICUIIA REMEDIES

A1Nl
Cure every humor of the skin and scalp of
infancy and childhood, whether tOrturing,
DIST figuring, itching, burning, scaly, crusted,
pimpIy or blotchy, with loss OF hair, and
every iInpurity Of the blood, whether simple,
scrofulous, or hereditary, when the best
physicians and all other remedies fail.
Parents, save your children years of mental
and physical suffering. Begin now. Cures
made in childhood are permanent.
Cuticura Remedies are the greatest skin
cures, blood purifiers, and humor remedies
OF modern times, are absolutely pure, and
may be used ON the youngest infant with the
most gratifying success.
Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticura, SOC. /;
Soap, DC; RcSOlVcnt, 81. Prepared by the
Potter Drug aud Chemical Corporation, BOS-
ton send for How to Cure skin Disease, -
"a pages, 80 illustrations, ami 100 testimonials
0imples. black-headS chapped and oily skin
e bNy( NTnTipnfpI
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(IOHttnUeU 70 tHstNe pUDe.D
BabV One Solid Sore
TRIED EVERYTHING WITHOUT RE
LIEF. No REST NIGHT OR DAY.
CURED BY CUTICURA
REMEDIES

Ny baby, when two months old, had Il
breaking out with what the doctor called
eczema. Her head, arms, feet, and hands
were each one solid sore. l tried e everything,
but neither the doctors nor anything else
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while, and now she is us fat n baby as you
would like to see, and as sound rs a dollar.
/ believe my baby would have died i'll had
not tried CUticura Remedies. | write this
that every mother with baby like mine
can feel confident that there is II medicine
that will cure the worst eczema, and that
medicine is the Cuticura Remedies.
ID Il ,ar
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mis- new amplre % - North West = -
ractinG universal attention and Tho reason
for this Il the almost unlimited resources
thnt have recently been opened and the sur
prising growth Of this region. Large agri-
cultural areas; vast forests and immense
deposits Of precious metals arc to be found
ii Oregon and Washington, and BY reason
OF the varied natural resources Of the coun-
try this section offers unequalcd opportnni-
ties Tor the Investment Of capital and loca-
ton OF industries TINT are not surpassed BY
the older sections of the United States. The
Union PACIFIC on account Of its fast time,
through Pullman Sleepers and dining cars,
FREH Reclining Chair cars and FEE Col.
onist Sleepers from the Missouri River, Is
conceded to be the favorite route for per
sons going to either Washington or Oregon.
For pamphlets fully descriptive Of the
above named States, or for rates. time OF
trains or any information pertaining to IN
UNION PACIFIC call on OF address YOUR near
est ticket agent or the undersigned, who
will most cheerfully furnish any inIorma-
ton that may be desired. j. d. Welsh,
Gen'l Agt U. p. Sys., 81 w. Fourth street,
Ciucinnati O.
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a DOCTORS ccxress,oN


Dee>n't Tsko Mach nrsA1esns snd A.
rises fIAs Reporter Not ~
humbugl OF course It Is The so-called
SCIENCE Of medicine is q humbu9 and has
Deem from tho time Of Hippocrates 10 the
present. Why the biggest crank In the In
dian tribes Is tho medicine MANI
very frank was the admission, especially
70 when II came from one Of the biggest
young physicians Of the city, one whose
practice Is among the thousands, though he
uas been graduated but a few years, . says
sns bunalo Courier Very coy was his
Office too, with its cheerful crate fire. its
Queen Anne furniture, and Its many lounges
and easy-chairs He stirred the fire lazily.
lighted fresh cigar, and vent ON
Take tho prescriptions laid down in the
BOOKS and what do you findf Poisons
mainly, end nauseating stuffs that would
mako q healthy man an invalid. Why In the
world science should go to poisons for It's
remedies / cannot tell, nor can't find any
One who can, y -
How does doctor know the effect OF his
medicIne7r he asked "Hccalisf prescribes.
and goes away The only way to Judge
would bet stand over the bed and watch
the patient. This cannot be done. 40.
really, don't know how be IL TO tell what
good or hurt he does. Sometime ago. Won
remember, the Boston Globe sent out q re-,
porter with stated set OF symptoms He
went TO eleyel prominent physicians and
brought back eleven different prescriptions
Thislps shows how much science there is
In Uedicincu
There are local diseases Of various char
acters for which nature provides positive
remedies. They may not be included in the
regular physicians list, perhaps, because OF
their simplicity, but the evidence OF their
curative power Is beyond dispute. Kidney
disease Is cured by Warmers Safe Cure, o
strictly herbal remedy. Thousands OF per.
sons, every year, write as does H. J. Gardi-
ner, OF Pontiac, r. l., August Z, 1890.
"A few years ago suffered more than
probably ever will be known outside OF my
self, with kidney and liver complaint 1t Is
tho old story--I visited doctor after doctor,
but to NO avail. was at Newport, and DIR.
Blackman recommended Warmers Safe
Cure. commenced the use Of 1t, and found
relief Immediately. Altogether took
tnreo bottles, and trnthfully state that it
cured me -
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THE LOGAN COUNTY BANNER.
LOGAN cousTr BAssKR PuBIrssrxo %.
LOGAN c. H., w. VA
HIS OLD YELLOW ALMANAC.

left the farm when mother died, and changed
my place OF dwcliin'
TO daughter Susie's stylish house. right in
the city street,
And there was them, before I came, that SORT
Of scared me, te1Iih'
How would find the town folks ways 50 ain.
ctsit TO meet.
They said I'd have no comfort in the rustlin',
Bxed-up throng,
And I'D have u wear stin collars every week.
day right along.
fnnt take 70 city ways Just like duck 10
ike the racket and the noise, and never tire
Of shows;
And there no end Of comfort in the mansion
Of my daughter
And every thing is right at hand; and money
freely flows
And hired help is all about, just listenin' for
my cali,
But miss the yellow almanac on my old kisch-
The house is full Of calendars. from attic TO the
cellar,
They're painted in all coiors, and are fancy
like TO see;
But just in this particular I'm not o modern
Teller,
And the yellow-co almanac is good
enough for me.
I'm ugcd to it. I've seen it round from boyhood
to old age,
And rather like the jokin at the bottom Of
each page.
like the way the IS" stood out to show the
weeks bccinnin'
Gin these new-fangled calendars the days
seemed sort OF mixed,
And tho man upon the cover, Though he want
exactly winnin',
With lungs and liver all expos9d, still showed
how we are fixed;
And the letters and credentials that were writ
z- to Mr~Ayer
we often, on rainy day, found readin' very
fair.
i tired to fnd one recently; there want one in
the city,
They toted out great calendars in every sort
OF style;
looked at 'em in cold disdain, and answered
'em In pity;
'Id rather have my almanac than all that
costly rile,''
And, though take to city life, I'm lonesome,
after all,
For that old yellow almanac upon my kitchen
wall.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, in Century.
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a House Bunt by Washington.

+. 1t is a singular fact that the only
house ever built in Washington City by
the Father OF his Country is still stand
ing on North Capital street in that city,
in comparative obscurity. Few Wash
ington people know ofits existence. and
1T is never pointed out as structure
OF historic interest The reason for this
lies probably in the fact that the house,
as originally built, contained three
stories; but when the street was graded
two more stories were added and the
building iS now used as a hotel II Ia
said that some OF the rooms in this old
building are in.muoh the same condi-
ton as when occupied by Washington's
family in 1909. A building of this kind
should DO utilized as museum for his
torical curios and not vandalized by
second class hotel-keepcrs st Paul
Piopeer-Pr ~
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Talking Of patent medicines

Talking Of patent medicines
you know the old prejudice.
And the doctors some of
them are between you and US.
They would like you to think
that what's cured thousands
won't cure you. You'd be
lieve in patent medicines if
they didn't profess to cure
e0syytAsng and so, between
the experiments Of doctors,
and the experiments of patent
medicines that are sold only
because there's money in the
stuff, you lose faith in every
thing.
And, you can't always tell
the prescription that cures by
what you read in the papers.
So, perhaps, there's no better
way to sell a remedy, than to
tell the truth about it, and
take the risk Of its doing just
what it processes to do.
That's what the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, Of Buffalo, N. Y, does
with
DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery,
Favorite Prescription,
Pleasant Pellets, and
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
# they don't do what their
makers say they'll do - you
get your money back.
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Deafnes. Can't BE Cured

py local applications, as they can not reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There is
only ono way to cure Deafness and that is
Dy constitutional remedies Deafness is
caused by an iniiamed condition Of the mu.
cous lining OF the Eustachian Tube, When
tns tube gets infiamed you have rumblinr
sound or imperfect hearing, and when 1t is
entirely closed Deafness Is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
ana this tube restored to its normal condi.
tlon, nearing will bo destroyed forever
nine cases out Of ten are caused by catarrh'
wnlch 10 nothing but an inflamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces
we will give Ono Hundred Dollars fer aHy
case OF Deafness Caused by Catarrh) that
we cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
j.. J. CHENEY IL Co, Toledo. q.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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ly between the two; then fit cover to
the inside barrel, which for convenience
may BIO held in place by leather hinges,
and be careful to have the top OF this
inside barrel at least six inches below
the top Of the outside one. Lastly fit
cover in the same way to the top OF
the outside barrel, and the swill tub is
complete. Be sure and set the tub
where itcan be easily reached by the
women OF the household, and where
they will not be compelled to use flight
Of stairs every time 1t is wan ted. Farm
and Home.
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Time Work. yYonders

Miss Eligible Whose mother is She
dragon)-You've no idea, Mr. Desirable,
how mischieyous was when was
small. Why, mamma, you remem Der
how people used to fight shy Of you be-
cause was always sure to be with you
and make things disagrceable?
Mr.. Des rabte Tho deuce Why, the
situation 10 just reversed now, isn't III
That ISL Light
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6upPosIrIoSs-Infer, NOT
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simple welI-rackle.

A tackle of the kind shown in the en-
craving, can be riggedtand put in use in
very short time, and out OF material
which is always at hand. Stout sound
poles are dashed together, forming tri-
pod, and common pulley-block is at
tached where tho poles are Joined, an
other one being fastened to firmly
driven or planted stake at the foot OF
one of the pieces. 1t is better to use
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A rood story = eolng - rounds q
the German papers about arich French
nobleman who always prete4ded % % :
great friend 81 the leeitimist claimant
Of the French throne. II WAS proposed
10 ret up loan OF twenty million francs
to aid the claimant An agent called on
the rich legitimist, who replied pom
pously;
.My blood Is always st the service Of
his Majesty"
.Yes, but we are not going to start :
sausage factory" replied the AGENT ~
Texas Strings.
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Trades ara Occupations.

==aTHE YourHss GoMrxNIoS for 1891 will give
an instructive and helpful Series OF Papers,
each of which describes the character Of
some leading Trade for Boys or Occupation
for Girls. They give information as to the
Apprenticeship required to learn each, the
Wages to be expected, the Qualities needed
in order TO enter, and tho prospects of Sue
cess. To New Subscribers who send 81. q
at once the paper will be sent free 10 Jan 1
1891, and for d ttill gear from that ddtc. Ad
dress,
THE YoUTH's CoMPASIoN, Boston, Mass
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shamefully Treated.

Brown-So you lost your suit with
Dinkenberry?
Dolby-Yes. You see went to Law
yer Briefiess and told him every thing
concerning the transaction, and when |
asked him to take my case he said he
had already been retained by Dinken-
berry. or course lost 1.-THE rascal
Detroit Free Press.
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double pul1ey-blocks rather than single
ones, as moro power is obtained and
there is less danger Of accident. When
wells are to be dug. or cleaned out or
deepened. on the farm. this cheap,
simple continuance will be found to be
the right thing in the right place. -
American Agriculturist.
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ALL in all-except In an occasional
favored section, peach growing in the
West has not given much encourage
mens But the peach is such delicious
fruit that II there is the slightest prom.
ise Of susoess few trees should be
plantsd.
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Allow did you get that black eye?
B.-Got that from standing up.
standing up?"
eyes. / stood up to fellow at the
gymnasium for couple Of rounds las
night. Oh. he was good 'un. "-Texa.
Siftings.
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Brick. Ware scarce

Jimmy" said visitor at the jay
smiths, "how. is your papa going to
build his house9 There are no bricks
coming to the city now"
"Oh," replied Jimmy, mamma says
papa brings home brick in his hat
every night. "-Munsey's Weekly.
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large cask or oil
barrel, and hav-
ing set it whore
1t is to stand for
use, cover the
b o t to m with
straw about a
foot de Q p or
more, pressing it
d o w n firmly.
Within the cask
or barrel place
one of smaller
dimensions, and
mack gt.raw tiuhf.
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Too Many Entertainments.

Little Daughter-Say, mamma, won't
you take me to Cousin James funeral?
Mamma-No, petite; you went to the
matinee yesterday and party last
night-You mustn't have too many en-
tertainments at time.-N. Y. Mercury.
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ARE any of the new-fangled washing COM
pounds as good as the old-fashioned soapl
Dobbins, Electric Soap has been sold every
day for "a years, and is now just as good as
ever. Ask your grocer for 1t and take nc
pther.
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Tn. size Of the Ficures,

The Size of the Figures.
II love to sit before blazing fire and
watch the figures in the flame"
"Vhell," said Isaacs, "Dher pleasure
OBJ dot depends larchly on dher insur-
anze. IN. Y. Sun.
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A Tenacious clutch

Is that Of dyspepsia. Few remedies do more
than palliate this obstinate complaint Try
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, however, and
you will find that it is conquerable, along
with its symptoms, heartburn, fiatulence,
nervousness, and loss of flesh and vigor.
Biliousness and constipation frequently ac-
company it, These, besides malarial, rheu-
matte and kidney complaints, arc also sub
duable with the Bitters. n
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ONE photographer invited another photo
grapher to lunch with him, but neglected to
order any thing TO drink, until his friend
altogether. Texas Siftings.
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Scribe-What does Haker write for
your paper2
Scribbler-He's on the editorial force.
Scribe-That's funny.
Scribbier Why? 7
Scribe-Because your paper has ne
editorial force. Stationer.
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ssDoN'r you know, prisoner, that it's yer,
wrong to steal o pfgf',-s4 do now, You
honor. They make such row. n-Spar,
Moments.
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=, THE hen Is useful as an article of food, as
destroyer OF insects, as % layer of eggs, ct
setter-y.--W ashington Post
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A SeRE THROAT OR CogGH, II suffered to
progress, often results In an incurable
throat or lung trouble. i'Bro,cn's Bronchial
1roches'' give instant relief.
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The Public Awards the Palm to Hale's
Honey OF Horehound and Tar for coughs.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
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A serviceable and cheap swill-tub
capable Of protecting its contents from
the coolest weather can be easily ar
ranged on the following plan: Take a
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4 sLAzER-Yesuyius.

SIGNS of autumn-"Oyster stews;n "Hot
Frankfurts;'' Roasted Chestnuts. BIOS
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Johnny.s Reasoning.

Johnny-Papa, do the good die young7
Papa-Yes, my son.
Johnny latter a pause)-Well, accord
in to that, what bad man poor old
grandpa must be. He's SO old.-N. y.
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THE young man who forged his way to
the front Is now in the penitentiary.-N. Y.
Ledger.
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~fhere is no doubt but that walk
ing is healthful," says an exchange.
OF course there isn't. 1t is sometimes
q great deal more healthful to walk
three blocks than II would be TO call 4
spa-nessd man . iiNrs--Han's ttesp,
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This Is the worst snap ever struck
remarked the woodchuck when he got
caught In q steel trap.-Binghamto TIC
publican
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ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS !.
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figsis taken; it pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys.
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn eiiectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever. pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste.and &C.
ceptable to-the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial iinits
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com.
mend it to all and have made i.
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 800
and 81 bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA re syrup CO.
s---ss7- SzN fRAHciSco. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK NY
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THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Cartcr's Little Liver Pills.
Forty pills in vial; only one pill a dose.
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"You'RE always full OF news said tho
letter to the box. "I'm glad you've dropped
In replied the box. "I'll keep you posted"
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II want q hard-boiled egg, waiter. Boil
IL. say. four minutes And hurry up, too, !
added the traveller; s'my train goes In two
minutes. D. arperss Bazaar.
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Same Cause.

Little Roger What makes you walk
lame, Uncle John?
Uncle John-There was an accident
on the bridge to-day and I got caught
A., tho ioy,
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No Opium in Pso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures wherefother remedies fail. 25c
WE all have strength enough to endure
the msfortuncs of others.--Denver Road.
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She-Oh, yes. There are times when
/ think it isn't just right for girl to be
engaged to more than three fellows at
once; but find good deal more fun in
being frivolous. -Munsey's Weekly.
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BEWARE Of the under tow-when you SEQ
blonde young woman in black wig
Texas S.fting3. VI
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THE man who can write love letters with
out making an ass OF himself has kept the
matter very quiet RAMS Horn.
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THE Kurds ought to know all about cheese.
making
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..PoP," said Willie, "what makes thers
call our old horse splug'an "Because he
y such q stopper, Willie,n replied tho old
gentleman.-Wa shington Post.
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IT requires but little mining to blast
reputation. Texas Siftings.
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Little Roger-I got caught in the jam
once and walked lame for . week.
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a SWELL dinner-dried apples and water
Texas Siftings.
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"a ROD of iron"-The crowbar.
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PEOPLE who never dye-Those who have
gray HARM. Y. Mail and Express.
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THE waiter In bustling restauran,
always ''sets the table, in ar.--Puck.
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In soHooIr-"We como now to transparent
objects. Emily, give me an example.n "a
pane Of glass. = Correct; and now Sophy
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AsMALL dinner party-Tho little butler.
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TRANSPORTS Of pleasure Steam yachts,
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GIvr feeling Of security-HandcurA