The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-22
BRIGHT BITS.

CLARA-Oh, have so much to say to you.
Maude-And TO you. Let's go to the opera
to-night.-Aife.
PAPA, what is a fad?"
"a fad, my son, is somebody else's peculi
arity."-ChtcdqO Tribune.
WE NEVER knew that Robinson Crusoe was
much of flnancier, but it seems that he did
have black Friday.-BOston Herald.
FIRST BooK-You won't be in the store long.
You have such fancy cover
Second Book-Ye5; I'm bound to sell.-Detroit
Free Pressa IL n
liz THERBreally is any foundation for all these
jeerS of ribald and perhaps envous press. it
must be wise Chicago child that knows all its
stepiathers. Indianapolis Journal
WHAT the young man with walking income,
who is possessed OF girl with sleigh riding
appetite, wants to know is: who said that
sleighvery was over?''-St. Joseph NelUS.
Book AGENT tentering) -Madam, 1 have a
a work of art to show you. 1t is book
Lady OF the House Geopening the door)-And
! have work of art to snow you. 1t is
landscape.-Puck.
DIP you go to the water-colOr exhibition,
Yes, and it was ridiculous never saw no
water the color of some of them there paintins. ="
-Hdrper's BdzdT.
AN eastern alienist gives it as his opinion that
constant attendance upon base ball games NAV
cation of the principle ''Stmilid Similibus curaa-
tur.-Chtcdgo NeIGs.
A CANADIAN has been puzzlinR his brain to
invent a buttonless shirt. Why he should want
to invent what he could easily find in any
bachelors wardrobe is hard to understand
Irohton Republican.
THE colonel left his lovely miss
He'd called that eve to see,
And as he went she cried Please kiss
The regiment for me-"
-Net0 York Herald.
SoN-Father, l want to drive to Blanks Cor
ners this afternoon. Do you need the span?
Father-My son, to get to Blanks Corners and
back In tins for supper will require very hard
driving. l think it will be wiser to hire livery
horse.-GoOd etCs.
WATTs-There's not so much advantage in
this universal education idea as some people
| think. If a man is inherently bad, education
won't make him any better
Potts-No; but it will enable him to keep out
OF Jail.-IH dianopoifS journal.
Mrs. WEsTEND-Good morning Mr.. Northend.
want to run in and see your wife. Is she at
| home?
Mr.. Northend-Yes; she'll be at home all dav.
When left she was trying TO make up her mind
| to go out and have her teeth puled.-NelC York
| Wee sIy.
FARMER YoEMAN-Doc, that quinine ard
whisky don't do me and my wife no good. The
| ague has got ahold of both on us yet
Doctor-Do you take it according to direc-
| tions?
Farmer Yoeman-Yep Mother takes the
| quinine and take the whisky.-Jud9e
THERE are only about twenty really great
| diamonds in the world" The most remsrkab ole
| thing about them is that no less than twenty
| minstre end men, thirty seven commedians and
| Ill stars" each have one of the twenty Some
| of the others are owned by ordinary people and
| sommerresort hotel clerks,-Norristol0 Her
| aid.
| AGITAToR (browbeating capitalistl-Are you
| prepared to subscribe to the eight hour law?
| Capitalist-Fully; have always thought il
the only rule to wors by. myself have
Agitator-I am delighted to hear you say
| that!
| Capitalist was about TO add that myself
| have always worked eight hours before lunch
| and eight hours -MunSey'S Weekly.