Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1891-08-08
puNcENr PARAGRAPHS.

PoNosENI PAHAGHAtHS'f X
Change OF Base Nurse Girl why /
don't ye put that brat to sleep, an have "
a good time while yer in tn park?" Ex-
Nurse Girl-"It's me own"
knew What He Wanted.--Seedy In
Observation-Disclosures me to oyourfriend."
Jones-"Not much. I'd rather lend you
the money myself. "-Harper's Bazaar.
--Borrore- -"Well. 1 never borrow
trouble, anyhow" Lender-"O, no, you
always give that to the people you bor-
row other things from. Washington
Star.
If the man who crosses his legs
when he sits in a street car could be put
upon his mcttle you would find that it
consists largely of pig iron.-N. Y. Re-
corder. i}.t
-Husband-"Did you bring your
opera glass with you, Marie?" Wife
"Yes, but I can't use IT. Husband
''Why not?" Wifc-"O, left my dia.
rnond rings at home" T.. fty
1T is thought that young Smith
and his wife will have to get married
over again" why? Was there soms
flaw in their marriage?" mo, but he
was married while student and the
college has just made him bachelor"
An Inquisitive Person. What do
you think of your teacher?" asked Mrs.
Cumso of Johnny, after his first visit to
Sunday school. "She's too inquisitive, "
replied Johnny. ''She kept asking us
questions all the time till the bell rang"
N. Y. Sun.
$50 you mustered up courage and
called upon her last night?' 81 did"
did she seemed pleased?" "To tell
the truth, / was so nervous that didn't
notice, but guess she was pleased, for
as got up to go saw that she looked
very happy. IN. Y. Press.
1t is mean to go up and congratu-
late man on having new suit OF
clothes just because you happen to see
him walking proudly down Washington
street with the price tag, which the
dealer has forgotten toremove, conspic-
uously fastened to his coat tail.-Som-
erville Journal
Domestic Unanimity. New
comer-"My baby is just the dearest,
sweetest cunningest, smartest, bright
est, best, quietest, neatest, darlingest,
loveliest, best natured, healthiest, pret-
tiest baby in all the world d''-Chorus of
million or more-'So's mine" De
troit Free Press
In Self-Defense.-Neighb Woman
For the lands sake. / didn't sup
pose you needed money bad enough to
make you fill your house with board
ers." Farmer Greatacres-"Don't need
no money at all. But I've got to keep
them city kin % mine off the place some
how or other. er."-Indianapolis Journal
Gus Was in No Danger.-'I say"
said Gus de Jay, as he laid the paper
across his knees, this article says that
the country well, deah boy, don't
let it worry you," replied Willie Wish
lngton. You're not likely to be any
flood sufferer, you know. "-Washington
Post.
The managers of a Brooklyn ceme-.
terry advertise: Graves finely situated,
surrounded by the beauties of nature,
commanding fine view of the bay,
and, in short meeting every require
ment of the human family. People
who have tried them can not be per-
suaded to go elsewhere.
of Course Not.-Mrs. Newma-'O,
[ wish you could see Mrs. Winkler's
babe. It's perfectly lovely! Such
| delicate, sweet little creature as it is!
| It's a perfect little cherub, with the
oveliest eyes, the sweetest little mouth,
the cunningest little nose, and eyes Of
heavenly blue. 1t looks as if it had
| just dropped from Heaven and every
tiny feature had been fashioned by the
| angels" Mr.. Newma-''Is it as nice as
| hab hwy .sNT ~
not half f"-Yankee Blade.