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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

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Now that the senatorial fight is growing
hot in Ohio therepublican editors are Begin
ming to quarrel fisrcelY among themselves
as 10 the assumed relative disinter-
ested patriotism of the Foraker men as
compared with the Sherman contingent.
By way of proving the crafty partisan
bias and utter unworthineSs OF the Sherman
following the Foraker boomers publish a
list showing that about two-thirds Of the
advocates OF the willy old John haze been
retained for the defense by the gift Of some
sort Of federal Office.
But that Is nothing in favor Of the For
aker phalanx. All that they are bowling
about is that no more desirable Offices re-
main to be divided. Like provident man
the thin and thoughtful senator took good
care Of his friends. and they will now see to
it that be is not neglected in the passing of
the political pie.
With all OF his long years Of political ex-
perience the hoary Ohio statesman does not
really need any sort of instruction from the
irrepressible frenzy freak. Chances appear
to be rather in bis favor without any appeal
TO his enemies.
OtOoo lIiopoctlOIl LD6 ranks SHOWS TO6E
all republican papers in Ohio that are try
ing to aid Foraker are under some sort of
very substantial obligation to him. They
would certainly be very foolish to support
him IL they were not. Nevertheless their
course shows that they are in politics ,ssfor
revenue only" Their craftily mercenary
greed has SO disguised many of the better
class of republicans that they are leaving
the party in battalions.
One of the ablest papers that have been
driven out of the republican ranks
by this sort of trading upon prin-
ciple says that "the republican press OF
the state has 30 thoroughly debased itself
that it will take several years TO make the
voters of Ohio believe that journalism is
something more than side show to fat
| salary"
But the Sherman and Foraker fight seems
TO be based upon that idea on both sides. So
| il is only the matter of his superior ability
that will incline public preference in favor
of Sherman.
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INDEX TO EEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNas-6avannah Board Of Trade; De-
Ealb Lodge No. 9. /. o. o. E.
SPECIAL NOTICE Notice to Stockholders
Southwestern Railroad Company.
AUCTION SALE Canned Goods, etc, by j II.
Oppenheim q Son.
LEGAL NorIcE-Libel for Divorce.
WISH ALL HAPPY New YnAA--Lindsay &
Morgan.
BEGIN iris WEEK-B. Fl. Levy & Bro.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
OvERooATs-Falk Clothing Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Remit For
Bale; Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
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FLAvoRING EXTRACTS.
Economy.

Aside from their excellence
there is economy in buying
DIR. Prices Delicious Flavor
ing Extracts, as they are the
most natural favors made,
and in strength, quality, and
quantity, there are no flavor
ing extracts that can COM
pare with them. 1t is not
economy to buy the flavor
ing extracts in the market
because they are sold at a
low price. Cheapness is an
indication of inferiority. Try
DR.. Prices Extract of Lem
on or Vanilla and you will
never use any other.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

According to its annual custom the New
York Sun again offers the brilliant and
original suggestion that the congressional
committee on rivers and harbors be abol-
olished ain the interest Of retrenchment."
That dazzling idea is probably due to the
fact that New York doesn't happen 60 need
anything of that kind just at this time.
Like many narrow-measure politicians and
partisan publications the New York Sun
seems to proceed upon the presumption
that this government was organized
and is now conducted for the exc
elusive benefit Of New York. Apparently
these metropolitan provincials are utterly
unable TO realize that this country is any
larger than the scope of their own horizon.
There is no proviucialism quite go
selfish in its stupidity as that of
the metropolitan provincial who imagines
his own big town three-fourths of
the world aud insists that all governments
should be based upon the needs of his own
particular ward politics with view to
electing his friend Dennis O'Shaughnessv
an alderman and getting a new lamp post
on his block. But a congressman should be
broad minded enough to see the require
ments of the whole country and understand
the many diversified needs of the various
localities
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28
Spoiled a eerenade.

Jules ReyBlonde II, Drdke's Mo0asine.
They were standing meath window
In the moonlight's mellow shade,
AS in dulcet tones they warbled
Songs of lovers serenade.
They sang of shearts" and Cupid"
And Of stars" and vows" and love. -
HAL there's some one at the window"
AS figure moves above.
Then the lattice gently opens,
In the dim, uncertain light,
And discloses-ioy A female
In divinity bedight.
"How many of you are there?"
Whispers she In accents low,
"Only two, one blithely answers,
"Only two-myself and Joe"
"wili you Just divide between you
This slight token of regard!"
IT'S a pltcherful of water,
And It strikes them plump and hard,
AS they turn away disguised,
Ripping laughter. '"r's Lenore."
Horrors they'd been serenading
The old maid who dwells next door.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28
Slaughter of the sparrows.

Rumblings OF discomfort and unfriendli-
ness to the irrepressibly busy and bustling
brown British sparrow have loag been heard
In the land in every quarter Of this great
American union. Several cities have
passed severe ordinances against them and
many threaten to turn loose the whole rab-
bic of nocturnal cats and blood-tnirsty
small boys upon them if they do not
promptly move their washing But Chicago
has been the first city to open an organized
and violently aggressive warfare upon the
hopping and hopeful feathered hustlers.
Under the hostile provisions of a newly
adopted city ordinance all of the robust
hog-kilhug inhabitants of the great west
ern show town are jointly and severally
authorized to murderously assault and slug
a sparrow wherever within the vast limits
Of that extensive municipality they chance
to find him lurking against the law.
Therefore 10 behooves the brave brown
brides to suddenly scoot to more genial
and hospitable CLINE. And they would do
well to begin on that climb right away.
In this warfare the newsboys and other
street gamins are likely to be the principal
warriors AS they are usually soldiers of
fortune, ordinary prudence requires that
they should look we'll to the pecuniary
aspects Of the campaign.
Under present conditions they are not in
any fair way to find the results Of their val
orous prowess altogether satisfactory from
the commlssary point of view. Though a
reward of 2 cents each is offered for the
heads of the enemy, each trophy of victory
Is required to be accompanied by an affi-
davit. duly attested by q notary, swearing
with unequivocal emphasis that the war
rior presenting the trophy of battle is really
the hero Of the hostile engagement.
These affidavits cost % cents per af.
Hence the most hardened of veterans could
not afford to swear in 2-cent trophies at 25
cents per swear There is certainly no
great profit in that arrangements. About
the only way they can swear and Slaughter
is to save up their trophies until they con
swear them through the receiving Office by
the barrel full. Trained slaughterers like
those of the great hog metropolis should be
able to make very short work Of the sinful
and seditious sparrows.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Decadence Demonstrated by Divorce.
Judging from the testimony offered IN the
courts Of Chicago and New York by appli-
Giants for divorce the civilization of them
parts" must be rapidly retrograding and
humanity fast lapsing into degrees of matri-
monial barbarism that primeval man did
not equal and the crude enlightenment of
the mideval ages did not approach. Es-
pecialy does this apply TO the endless pro-
cession Of such applicants In Chicago.
According TO the reports of the local pa
pers some Of the Society people" Of that
peculiar town must be pretty hard citizens.
In the plea Of one fair petitioner for seces-
sion from the nuptial union she states among
other Objectionable sections Of her husband
who is described ss a bank teiler--lthab he
once kicked and best her when she was In q
delicate condition simply because by an &C
cidentnl explosion Of lamp she had been
30 severely burned as to be temporarily ms
capacitated for household duties. And be-
cause she refused TO go into public hospital
when her attending physician expressed the
opinion that such q removal would kill her
the husband refused TO pay the physician or
he is said to have enjoyed a large salary.
But he seems TO have decided that his wife
should not enjoy 1t very much.
Another interesting applicant was a
wealthy and apparently refined woman who
declared thar she was tired of supporting
an utterly worthless husband who would
not stay sober for a farm. That she posi-
lively knew because she had put the propo-
sition to practical test by giving him a
farm In all soberness and earnestness. But
she managed to convey the impression that
he drank away the pasture lands and swal-
lowed up the cow all at one metaphorical
gulp. Hence she desires to slip the silken
knot and unhitch the matrimonial team.
Similar cases Of positively bewildering
and more or less grotesque barbarity come
up in the courts OF New York regularly.
Almost every day witnesses some forlorn
wretch having balky and vicious life
partner sent to some city prison for some
flagrant breach OF the marital contract and
the state statutes. All OF this has gloomy
tendency to dim the surface of civilization
One New York woman desired to be pried
apart from an opulent though eccentric
husband who had put her out on the front
door stoop without her raimenr to wait for
the family milkman in winter. In another
of his humorous freaks he had also pounded
her blue with a stuffed turkey weighing
twenty pounds. Sympathizing with turkeys
she now wishes to "break away" as 1t were.
When the aggregated curios Of christen-
dom are exhibited to a wondering world at
Chicago In the year Of our Lord 1898, dur
ing the four hundredth year Of the Column
bian era, and OF civil service reform the
twelfth annum, anything approaching
faithful exhibit of the products of a Chicago
divorce court would probably prove to be
the most unique wonder there presented to
astonish and perplex the assembled intelli-
gence of the civilized world.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Since Gov. Hill has come to be SO great
politician he seems somewhat inclined to
assume a pompous and arrogant attitude
toward other governors. But the governor
of Virginia brought him up with rather a
quick turn. After refusing requsition
papers because New York prisonerhad not
been indicted In Virginia Gov. Hill had the
audacity TO Immediately make a similar re-
quest Of Gov. Mckinney. And be got ex-
actly the same answer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Trying to boom Gov. Hill at the jackson
Club banquet at Columbus next week is ap-
parently device of Editor John R. Nc
Lean. Through Correspondent Taylor he
is evidently trying to make Gov. Campbell
as uncomfortable as possible. Col. Taylor
is member Of the club and chairman of
the committee on toasts, Consequently he
undertook to please the proprietor of the
Cincinnati Enquirer and the Commercial
Gazette by boosting Hill above the governor
of Ohio. But the club will not have it.
And the club is right, Efforts are to be
made to rescind certain resolutions reflect
ing upon Gov. Hill But the friends of
Gov. Campbell are solidly arrayed against
It. Since John r. Mclean found ii neces-
sary to his happiness and social recognition
to live in Washington be has tried by every
possible means to humiliate the Ohio peo-
pie who ignored his assumed Importance.
But they are not SO easily worried as he
may have imagined.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

One Of the most hopeful signs of modern
civilization is the increasing degree of con-
siderstion manifested toward the helpless
poor at Christmas tide. Among the metre
poitan newspapers there is a growing
tendency to take up collections for distribu-
tion among the needy. 1t cannot be too
highly commended.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28
Humlliated by Tbeir Re.rs.
brom the Kansas Citv Times fpeu

Distinguished men do not seem to be having
any unusual run Of luck with their sons Mr.
Harrison has his Russell; Wales must own
collars and Cuffs;" Cyrus w. Fields great
name is borne by an embeEsler and for9er' and
as bad as any, James G. Blaine is constantly re.
minded that there is James G., Jr.. making
himself unpleasantly conspicuous Perhaps it
rule, boyless.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Kansas City is still Juggling away at the
democratic national committee with a view
TO securing the next national convention
for that town. Undeniably Kansas City
has the advantage of being almost the
exact geographical center of the United
States beside being one of the most accessi-
Bile cities in America
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OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mr.. J.J FLxsE, General Advertising Agent
of the MORNING NEws, once % Park Row,
New York. All advertising business outside of
the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Doorkeepln' comes more natural to Ice
man Turner than wabbhng around in the
shoes of Sunset Cox in congress. Keeping
guard over door was one of the things
that Mr.. Turner learned when he was in
the ice business. In that line he isn't
quite SO much out Of place as he was in the
statesman business.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Conflict between Freemasonry and the
Catholic church has been brought about In
Mexico by the governments order to close
oil monasteres in Pueblo. For time the
scrap was decidedly lively. But the authori-
ties eventually got the upper hand in the
fight. Yet there is no apparent reason why
the church people should charge up the
order to the Masons.
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Posing as "the Best People. "
Srom the Chicago Herald (Dem.) }.

FROM Tie Chicago Herald Denny
lido not know why it is once exclaimed
Leonard Bacon, but the Republican party is
made up of the best people and yet it Is ALWAYS
doing the worst things" When the doctor re-
ferred TO the best people" he meant Steve
Elktns, Steve Dorsey and w. w. Dudley Of
course. great many godly people are going
to be shocked by their performances during the
next twelve months.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

Peremptory removal OF the collector Of
customs at Pittsburg will not prevent the
friends of Senator Quay from gathering
round the polls aud proceeding to remove
President Harrison from among the presi-
DENTAL possibilities
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Sawmaker Disston gave away 1900
dressed turkeys that weighed over nine tons
10 his employees in Philadelphia at Christ
nas. That is e substantial way Of wishing
q happy Christmas.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

1t is noticeable that the cranks who are
eager after gold do not tackle the bankers
of Texas. Really they might have great
deal Of fun by tackling Texas bondholder.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28

PAT-Sure, sorr, the GOALS come.
Employer-Well, what OF it.
Pat-O doan't know phatI to do wild IL.
Th'furnace amt big enough to hould more than
q hof av it Wallpapers Weekly
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CURRENT COMMENT.
Make 1t Comparative Morality.

Mr.. Clarkson, who is good authority. thinks
that an infusion of invigorating intelligence Is
needed to save the Republican party. No doubt
this is true but an infusion of invigorating NOR
atty is needed still more
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-28
sasl Pill snsl Dasa Snail sf,a

Your druggist does not
spread his plasters or gela-
tine-coat his pills. He knows
that such work is better done
in a factory.
Some try to make an Emul-
sion of cod-liver oil |; but they
cannot make one like SCOTS
Emulsion-theyll find it out
some day.
There is no secret in what
it is made of; there is a
knack in making it. That
knack is SCOTS Emulsion.
There is a book on CARE
Full LIVING that you ought to
read. Shall we send it? Free.
Scorr b BOVINE, Chemists, 1sz South sth Avenue,
New York.
Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion OF cod-liver
cil-all druggists everywhere do. 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-07-01
Atchison Globules.

How innocent guilty man may
look.
Gentleness carries with it great au-
thority.
We believe woman likes to look
tough when she is cleaning house.
A man who has associated with
thieves cannot appreciate honest men,
There is nothing man will not
promise to the woman he is not yet
married to.
People in love can always find some
thing to be wretched about.
A mans idea of heaven is q place
where cry one is as good as he is.
A man can get out of everything else
easier than compact made with the
devil.
There is no temptation greater than
the one which leads us to excuse our
weakness.
A man may not realize it when he is
going to the devil, but he will realize
1T when he gets there
Resignation is finding out that the
rock you are humping your head
against is great deal harder than
your head.
Loafers are as q rule so good-na-
tured, and busy people so cross, it
seems to prove that the Lord never in
tended people to work so hard.
It makes no difference how great a
fool you know man is; you will al
ways have high opinion of his intelli-
gence after you learn that he admires
you.
Happy is the man who, when he does
his worst, has some one in the world
who will say of him that he did the
be It he could under the circumstances.
If a woman can so live that she is
without fault in the eyes of other
women, she is too good for this world,
and is even better than any of those
who have gone to heaven.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-07-01

ping OF pistols, from sunrise TO sunset,
the Old folks no doubt considered it
noisy enough.
The. real celebration was begun after
dinner. Tho brass band took its posi-
ton on the band-stand wholly unaware
that they were sitting, SO to speak, OH
the verge OF volcano, and played sew
eral patriotic airs. Then the Chairman
of the celebration committee introduced
the orator Of the day, who, following a
time honored custom, read the Declare
tion of Independence, after which, TAX
ing a drink Of water and clearing his
throat number OF times, he began a
speech that was full of patriotism and
politics In the midst OF period of sur
passing eloquence, he was interrupted
by the loud cheers of his hearers. The
men cheered and clapped, and the,boys,
always ready TO aid in making noise,
seized the opportunity to set of some
fire. crackers.
The cause OF q this turmoil seemed
p eased, and bowCd repeatedly. The oc-
casion was worth at least dozen votes
to him.
When the noise had somewhat abated,
he advanced 10 the railing of the plat
form to continue his harangue; but
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-07-01

July that year would end with q surprise
that would cause us. the authors of il,
to be envied for long time afterward
among the other boys. Alas! there is
many slip But will not anticipate.
The next day we spent in collecting
and placing in position the barrels and
boxes for the bonfire that was 10 usher
in the glorious Fourth.
To our disappointment Joe was I'M
abe 10 obtain the key by which we were
to gain access to the hiding-place of our
pyrotechnics, and we were forced to
leave them in their concealment another
night. Joe was sure he could get the
key early on the following morning,
when we would have plenty Of time to
accomplish our purpose before the peo-
pie were out OF bed.
But, wearied with our eXertions on
the night Of the 3D., we oversight our
selves on the Fourth, and thus again our
treasure was forced to run the gantlet
of another day. The shades OF evening
would surely afford US the opportunity
that failed to come to us before.
The boys were unanimous in their
opinion that il was an unusually quiet
Fourth of July. But what with the
swapping of fire crackers and the pop