St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

We have seen picture of Baron Fava and
he does not look like fighting man. tip
to John L. Sullivan might do much toward
dispelling all war and other kinds of clouds.
Ben Harrison will take particular pains to
avoid st. Paul on his contemplated Western
trip. The indiscreet person who has I'M
Willingly offended the president deserves
the severest censure at the hands of a-de-
lighted populace.
Italy doesn't want to fight a little bit.
Nashville, Tenn, is ready; Dodge City, Kan,
is, ready; Boulder Mont, is ready; five
hundred thousand COW boys on the plains
want to go to Rome at the expense of the
United States government Italy has not
got spunk enough to wad gun. The United
States does not get into d fighting mood
every Gay, but when she does want a scrap
she wants it bad-oI, if you insist on pure
grammatical construction, badly.
A Chicago judge has decided that a wife
may sue her husband for SANDER Million
aires will please take due notice, and not in
duge in any back talk.
I p TO date it has been discovered that out
OF the twelve men lynched in New Orleans
eight of them were i'll the habit of selling
their votes for s. apiece with the recurrence
OF each annual election
In New York Uncle Jerry Simpson was ten
dered reception bv the newspaper men of
that wicked metropolis 1t is understood
that before he left the difference was eX-
planned to him between an EN- quad and an
ltalic shooting stick.
dispatch is floating around the country,
supposed to have been~inspired BY Ben Har-
rison, to the effect that, owing to the govt,
MI. Blaine viii not be candidate for the
presidency in 1892 For the Information OF
Ben Harrison, noosier Lilliputian, il may be
stated that the govt affects only the feet
while mental paralysis makes sad inroads on
the brain.
Does advertising pay"
This question was asked yesterday of
Third street merchant, who has long been
popularity supposed to watch both ends of
his rapidly increasing business. His an
swer was as follows:
1T certainly does-the right kind of adj
yertising. OF course it must be judiciously
administered to become successful. For in
stance: You, of course, remember the pre-
NalIlliS eccentrlclty or weather during the
past three years in st. Paul. Up to about
Christmas it has been unreasonable. Mer-
chants have laid in large stocks expecting
quick returns on their investment, and have
contracted to make payments accordingly.
But owing to unseasonableness of weather
buyers have held aloof. and, in many
instances, goods nave lain long on
The shelves. My course has been as
follows. have widely advertised the fact
that the unruly weather, over which | had
no control, compelled me to make generous
concessions to buyers. 1 have pointed out
that they would need the goods, and 1 can
say that, by judicious ana constant advertis-
ing. | have brought my average of sales and
profits up 10 those which l have been accus-
toned to receive when real winter set III on
Nov. Is
There is philosophy in the shrewd obserya-
tons of the Third street dealer
Kentucky is surprised at the warlike att-
tude Of Italy, and offers troops, but Ken
lucky is not one-half as much surprised at
this event as she is at the Maine man VINO
drank a bottle of whisky and fell dead. Ken
tucky can never exactly comprehend this
latter event.