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S475O NEAR COR hg yALES t 40 ASD l@GH
use; rooms aud bath; all the latest improve
ments: rents S42 per month.
SI75O-FOsom St, near 9Th: lot 25XS5: street ac-
Cepted fine place for business
SSOOO-H OwardSt. residence, near 2lSt; fine
house II rooms aud bath lot 3Oxl23 :6
S4O0O-Noe St. near 18th: 2-stOry house rooms
ana bath; ole block from Castro-st cable cars lot
251 Us; very cheap.
$3.50 each-Lots 25Kl25 feet; Park Lane road,
close to Haight ST. hne view; these lots are ready
fer building,
s5OO0-5usiness cor; Harrison and 25th sts.; lot
5ONlO4 feet: see this
S55O-Gift Map No. .; . lots 25x7O feet each;
close to MlssiOnst. ears these the cheapest lots
there.
$3.50 18th st, bet. Folsom and Howard; lot
24NluO.
We have several large pieces inside; also outside
lands and lots in all the hUmeSteads
Apply to DANIEL LOUIS JONES. III Mont
gomery St oell SuTu
G12 0pO DEyIsADERo ST. NEAR OAK;
$55OO-17th St. W. OF Castro: lot 55xl 40: good
lot for speCuiqtiOn. Apply 10 DANIEL Il LOUIS
JONES, ll2 Montgomery 81. DELL Su Iu
COSO MISSION ST; LOTS 25IlOO, IN Ex-
tN-OO. ceisi0r Homestead, three blocks from
county road: haif cash, balance $40 per month
w. II. GRIM Il CO.. 1ls MONTGOMERY. t. SuTurhSatf
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ii s. DE RUCHEMoNT.
Ii. REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS.
4l6 Montgomery ST.. Rooms z and 8.
Seven elegant large lots, 26x110 each: Ocean
road: 200 It from Market-st. extension: $1,000, or
5000 each for single lots.
business corner; 9Th ave. and California St 50x
12O; $4,000; worth $500: u bargain.
Snap lot on St. near 10Th ave-; 25xl15; N. side
OF street; s640; bargain.
Large and smaii tracts IN Richmond II. s. DE
KoCHEMoNT. AIS Montgomery ST. Room Soc4 l5t
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GT6QO FOR SALE-THAT ELEGANT ROW
ID ObO. OF houses just competed on the +.
side of Masonic ave, block 5. OF Haight ST.; each
house contains salon parors, large sunny dining
ROOM chambers. I'm iShed basement, plate and art
glass windows electric bells and gas lighting;
extra large ysrd: cheapest houses IN the city;
make your own terms. For particulars inquire ON
premises, ocl SulGIhu
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J-OR SALE OR RENT-A TANNERY; ONE OF
7 the best In Sonoma County, situated in Heads
burg. Address NJ EAABE, HeaIdsburg, Cal. OCl0 7
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Remember Saturday, october 18th, special train.
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L CHLER d CHASE, 70 3 AND 80 O'FAKRELL
IA St; leading pianos and organs: Oldest music
house laFges. stock easy terms low prices APPS Il
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Ufnl To 5000 - STILL FEW OF THE
~ HUI choicest lots left in the beautiful Mckee
Tract, Oakland. st Adelne Station; berkeley
Branch Railroad; haIf-hourly trips 20 san fran
cisco: electric road runs through the tract: juSt
the place for home for Persons doing business "a
san Francisco: early and late trains: time, 30
minutes: houses bullt the tract to suit after
your own plans aud specifications and sold
. terms OF from $500 to $500 cash, balance So
monthly for $500 you can get your choke OF lots
and n beautiful cottage above easy terms. this
offer Is for short time only, and Is mads simply
to get good Improvements on the Mckee Tract;
don't neglect this golden opportunity. send for
maps aud particulars to WILLIAM =. DINGEE
46O and 1852 Eighth ST. Oakland sslG In
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4 LOT OF SECONDHAND SQUARE PIANOS:
\ fine condition; at a sacrifice. KOHLER Il
CHASE IS % Farrell 81. i've q
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PIANO., vl0LINs AND SHEET MUsIC.
GIO MCDONALD EROS. PIANO: GOOD CON
= Ot. dtIion. hue tone. 9O4 Jackson 81. o1S 2ts
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no LET OR LEASE-2 UPPER FLOORS .OF
building SW. cor. Washington and Battery SITS
Apply at 433 Battery 81, SEA II
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II you desire I Will build you house your
own plan on lot OF your own selection on the
same easy payments.
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EDUCATIOSA

CHOENAKER'S SHOP FOR SALE; ESTAB-
- lsned over - years. 259 First 81. oc6 81
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GO70O ACRES GOOD LAND; GROOM
u tOO. house with stable ana loft; fruit trees,
ETC., years old, and only minutes from High
School and college, NApa City, Cal, adjoining city
limits, Napa; apply at once. 4. W. " OODWARD
& CO., 9U2 broadway. Oakland OCT at
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81. CaDIe-cAfs on CongW oOu bet. Ioln anu I5th
Also cosy cottage Hartford St, bet. 10th and
20th u block east OF Castro St Apply premises,
or to owner and builder, l.. LANDER. 8 Mont
gomery st. ocll u TuThSaSu
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oIO SINGER SEWING MACHINE: ATTACH
y III. ments: almost new. 22l Fifth stocl2 3L*
GENTLE JERSEY cow AND CALF, CHEAP.
u ~ West Mission It oCll 81
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-.g-p EUII-STuEE-CHOICE LOCATION;
- -t)t. north of Market St; old stand; making
money. bargain on account OF departure l. D..
EAEN tLn. - hrArnL ". "
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, or THAT PIANO YETI BETTER TAKE A
~ look 1t those new uprights, $3.50; $40 down:
easy ia5uJiimeutS. K. f. TILTO$, EOS ElllS. OIL I'm
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G1O 6O0 BUSINESS LOCATION; 9TH ST.
- ~. COO. near Folsom; large lot, 50x1UO-
u. II. UMBSEN II CO.. Il Montgomery ST.
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New cottages OF > and 8 rooms and elegant 2
story houses Of and 10 rooms. in Mission and
western Addition. and near Golden Gate Park; all
on principal cables.
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STORAGE.

SIORAGE.
LlIRsT CLASS. STORAGE: ADVANCES MADE.
i 642-644 Mission st. CHAS. L. TAYLOR 1Y3
IpURNITURE, MERCHANDISE, PIANOS. ETC.
Il stored ut reasonable rates. r. +. OSBORN q
CO, 1888 Market ST.. bet Third and Fourth1ySOu
FURNITURE, TRUNKS. PIANOS, ETC., TAKEN
care OF and stored at reasonable rates: advances
made. LIEBES Pioneer Storage Company sue
eessors to IL. Wendell, 80 Stockton ST. jy9 II
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RFSpecial train leaves San Francisco. loot OF
Market street, via Oakland Ferry, for EmhurSt Sta
ton as II O'Clock. Leaves foot of Broadway. Oak
land at IL 80. Returning, leave Elmhurst Station
at 80 and 2. N. For full particulars apply to
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We have also long list of improved ana unIm-
proved property on our books in all parts OF the
city and Mt all prices, for specializing and Invest
menu For fun particulars inquire at office OF
s. p. MIDDLETON " CO.. Real Estate Agents, %
Montgomery ST. oc1l 3tSuTuTh
THE HKYMAN TRACTl
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81 lots in the University Homestead. all level and
handsomely located size OF lots 25xl2O teet each
corners 32:6xl00 feet: unusually low prices and
the following very easy terms. S25 cash. balance
SO per month and interest deferred payments at
per cent per annum; title guaranteed by the
California Title and Insurance Company
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Remember the above low price and terms are only
offered for the first one hundred lots to be sold.
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ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.
D11AO
HIGH STREET STATION.
7 OTIS 50xIl5: READY FOR BUILDING: ALL
IL .treet improvements done and cement side
walked; is cash; balance In installments title per
feet
VIII be on the market only for a short time
BARGAINS.
$3.50 cash: S25 per month Tor q Ene house OF
rooms on improved street.
$500 cash S25 per month for a beautiful Groom
cottage near station.
1850 cash: $35 per month for an elegant SroOm
house new.
Also several fine lots at extraordinarily low prices
Houses built to order ana flushed in 90 day
prompt; plans and estimates furnished free
Houses tor rent Open Sundays
MARCUSE & KENNEL.
The largest contracting firm In. Alameda County.
Orice-Aiameda, Bay-st. Station aud High-st. sta
ton: San Francisco 52S Market ST., opposite Palace
Hotel ocll cod II
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A rs. MELVILLE SNYDER, 1873 MCALLISTER
W vocal classes Monday, NJ dramatic
classes Wednesday, p. NJ also private lessons and
piano. oc4 3n
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UNIMPROVED.
CHA LOT 20 :Sxll4. ON PATH ST, NEAR
ID ~. Ellen. g. II. UMBSEN CO., ii
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Must be sold-3 blocks on the Potrero; 2OOx4OC
feet each: making 81 lots In all: make us an offer
as this properly is on the market for a few NOR,
days only.
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ALAMEDA ADVERTISEMENTS.

ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE
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ASS ssMENT NOTICES.

DAClFIC AUXILIARY FIRE ALARM COM
L pRny; location OF principal place of business,
San Francisco California Notice is hereby given
that meeting OF the Board of Directors, he ID On
the 9TH day of october, 1891 assessment 60. y
OF nifty cents (5Oc) share was levied upon the
capital stock OF the corporation payable immedl-
ateiy in United States gold coin TO the Secretary,
at the ONCE of the company, front room, second
floor 1913 Pine street, san Francisco. California.
ANY stock upon which this assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the lOth day of November, 1891.
will be delinquent and advertised for sale at pub
lie auction: and unless payment is made before,
will be sold on MONDAY, the 3Oth day of NOvem-
Der, 1891, pay the delinquent assessment, to-
gether with the costs of advertising and expenses
OIL sale. BY order of the Board OF Directors.
". HANSON. Secretary.
ONCE: Front room, I'd floor 1923 Pine ST., San
Francisco California. ocS I'd
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Ql n PER MONTH AND INTEREST BUYS A
ID lO 6-rOomed home near San Francisco cars:
less than rent; see it at once. HUGH NJ. CAMERON,
4T9 Ninth st. Oakland. se3O tf
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FOR SALE IN MONTHLY PAYMENTS EQUAL
10 RENT,
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IUU OAN HAF Il IIIIs W YUM UWN IEhho
ONLY ONE LEFT OUT oF EIGHT
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a, con CHEAPEST 5O-FOoT LOT IN ALA
dpCUU. media; high ground; l block from sta.
ton.
$l6O0-CheapeSt home in Alameda; near station :
house OF 6 rooms: good as new.
MCCLURE. FITCH 4 CO., Bay Station, Alameda
ana Fitchburg. ocll ~
HOUSES AND LOTS ON EASY TERMS FROM
III 800 to $500 down; instalments from SIS TO
SIS a month, interest included.
Manted--A place In Alameda to exchange Tor
beautiful home In Ukiah.
Several fine ranches to exchange for Oakland,
San Francisco Alameda property.
For bargains in real estate call at MRS i. H.
CHANDLER a CO.'S 1929 Park ST., new Masonic
Building, Alameda. Se2O u
rrI1,, N +. -, nv =. 90 IaEI p,pIE sT WILL
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L COD ~ALpyN: BUSINESS LOCATION. IN
u CURE j. MEL GER, 5Oi Market st. ocll IT,
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SUMMER RESORTS.

ID Escorts. SPRINGS AND HOTELS OF THE
IL Pacific Coast. with rates. location. ETC., pub
lished In the Hotel Guide, 116 pages For sale by
newsdealers, send zoe in stamps to w. NJ. PAT
TERSON. publisher, $40 Post ST.. ). +. mrl CT
no LEASE MOUNTAIN SANTTARIUM AND
resort: fully equipped; only four hours from
San Francisco. Address Y, Box II, this once. "a Il
PAINTERS.
Il A. JENNINGS & CO., GENERAL CON-
L tractors. painting, paper hanging. whitening.
plastertng, carpenter WORK, ETC., S62 Mission ST.
doors east of Fifth, S. +. seq 3m
CIGNS PAINTING, WHITENING, PAPER
- hanging Uniting and decorating; wholesale and
retail dealers in paints, oils, glass brushes. var
nshes MCRAE n DUANE. Dos. 2O7 Fourth "a 5m
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CARPETS.

(1ARPETs-SMITH'S BRUSSELS. Csc A YARD;
\ iustallment price elsewhere 81 yd. NJ. FRIED
MAN & CO., =2S-23U stockton aud 237 Post It II
brussels CARPETS. SOC. LAID; WINDOW
ID eliot 25c : W. SHREK. 1924 Stockton. m2tt
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CARPETS THOROUGHLY CLEANED WITHOUT
- beating; rehttinG carpets specially. CONkLLN
BROS. SS3 Golden Gate ave. telephone 2l2S. l3.t
CARPETS CLEANED: 3 AND CENTS PER
\ ward. 45S Stevenson: Tele. 322S: 5. STRATTAS.
The morning call., 1891-10-13

LANDLER, BUILDER AND OWNER. IS
II. Montgomery st.
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OFFICES AND WuRKROOMS TO LET IN NEW
" 5-story building Harde place. off Kearny St,
bet Bush and SutIer: entrances 30 Kearny St and
on Hardie place; best lighted Offices and rooms in
the city: rents reasonable. Apply to +. c. MOLLON,
l N,utgntnarv II
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DRICEs FOR 5 DAYS.

/
$65O-Corner lot; 55xl25: near station.
S425-Lot 50x1l7; this is good.
S200-LoI 25xll5: get list.
Oc5 tt WM. NJ. DEwoLF, Fruitvale Station.
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IoN sALE-NnsCEILAN :. oUs.

DASTURAGE FOR HORSES. WITH WINTER
i nmOdations; rates reasonable. 40 Mont
q0iuery St Room l. oC6 II
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CTAR CARFEI-BEATING AND KENOYATING
- Company; reitting and laying; irst-claSs work
guaranteed at lowest prices. l26 o'Farreil. oc2 N
CHEAPEST AND BEST PLACE TO HAVE YOUR
I carpets cleaned aud relaid. JON ES' Perfect
Carpet-cIelnng AID Renovatins Works, % and ~
EIrlIh 81 feIamhnnc go SEES "
The morning call., 1891-10-13

G.1 6n TO $40g--CHOICELOTSIN FRUITVALE:
ID w terms TO suit: Oakland ticket good 10
Fruitvale j. NJ. MACARTHUR. Fruitvalo Station Il
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I. OR sALE-A VERY STYLISH BLACK KEN
] tucky saddle mare; single-fOoter; trots IN har-
ness single double; gentle for lady to rice {;
stands 10 hands and weighs 1850 pounds. Apply
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10 YOU KNOW
~ WHERE TO BUY
BEST AND CHEAPEST
PARK LOTS ?

If you wish to buy few lots for the very lowest
prices-spot cash-a block part OF block, do not
fall TO call al GA Market St. office OF the Southside
Land Company, for IL Is conceded by all that park
lots VIII make more money by so per cent than in
vestments in any other part OF the city. There you
VIII md just lots for sale AT $l75 cash. 20 per
cent less than actual vaLe, at 644 Market st. We
have just few very choice corners for sale; few
very choice lots fronting the electric road few
lots fronting on the beach, which eau be had by
making n small cash payment. balance easy In
bad. se27 tt
The morning call., 1891-10-13
CITY REAL ESTATE

d A. DoLAN a. Co.
/ REAL ESTATE AND HOUSE BROKERS',
$50 Market ST.. opposite Palace Hotel:
Branch office, Seventh ave and St, near Olym-
pic Club grounds
SUBURBAN PROPERTY SPECIALITY
GSS00 NOTHING HAS EVER BEFORE
easy terms this magnificent S-room Paclbc
Heights residence Every known convenience aud
Improvement and delightful unObstrueted marine
view; VI TACT perfect gem OF home. Payments
can he made the same rent. Must positively be
sold this week. II you miss this You miss the OPP
portunity OF your life to secure magnificent home
7. a. DoLAN Il Co, $50 Market st.
QS-0O a WESTERN ADDITION CORNER;
eDC'iOO. Sw. corner of Turk and BaKer SITS.
27:6xllO. Make offer. as II must positively be
sold and Will be sacrificed. For bargains apply TO
z. a. DoLAN q CO.. $50 Market st.
GQ0O THE GEARY AND BIcALLISTER
.pOOO. street cable roads are extending their
lines to Eighth ave. and ID St, and we are Offering a
lot 25Xl2O on Ninth ave-, only 24o feet from turn
table, for $500 This is pick up and you should
1t in 80 days. r a. DoLAN q Co. $50 Market
street. DELL SufuTh
G20O EACH FOR 6 LOTS. 25x12O EACH; NOT
spOOO 10 minutes walk from Children's Play
ground In Sunset Heights: the Omnibus and Halgbt-
these lots, and inside OF months we Will give
written guarantee that we will retail them for S5oO
each; don't keep yo ur money in bank ana let TINS
great opportunity pass; only half cash required T.
A DuLAN II CO, $50 Market st. ocl1SuIGIh
o1l0n COMFORTABLE 2-STORY HOUSE;
" IOVV. rooms bath; nice garden aud base
ment Apply to owner 30l3 Laguna. ocll IL 10 81
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CARPETS CLEANED; LAID. ALIEN. W. WHEEL
= DEN. 24O0 Geary ST; Telephone 1898. y3 II
CITY STEAM CARPET-BEAEING AND RENO
Y waiting works. diving and cleaning; "a aud 2j
Eighth st, G. Il. STEVENS, proprietor mrl l0m
SPAULDING'S PIONEER CARrET-BEATING
- " Works DO the best WORK. S53 10 357 Tehama st;
telerhOne &0tO. mrlQ q
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NoTICE-sSO0 TO $3.50; LOTS AT FGUliVALs
IN Station, opposite the depot, offered for
sale at the most reasonable terms as follows
onefourth cash, balance In u, IL, Is and 81 months
or In monthly instalmentS from $40 upward; these
lots the most accessible to railroad Con-
veniences OF any lots in East Oakland. Apply to
JEFFRESS & NOBLE, or Twenty-third-ave. Land
Co.. Twenth-thrd-ave, Station. last Oakland mr. g
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Please call at our Office Real Estate Circular
containing list Of a number of Investments; also
bargains Ia improved and unimproyed property.
The morning call., 1891-10-13

Modern cottage: rooms: "a block W. OF Castro
st :cabecars on CollIngy God St bet 18th and 9th
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We going to offer the first 100 lots at half their
value and upon such terms that any woman, man
or child can take advantage OF the first Offering.
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r1OOO HERE YOU HAVE IT; l35xlOJ; III
I'D lUUU. egaut corner; South Berkeley. 2ts
blocks from electric road; Just think, less than
81 80 per front foot for a choice corner; terms
$3.50 cash, balance TO suit purchaser CL0UGH &
BAKER 46O Ninth St Oakland SEQ Il
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y build sell or rent you any kind OF a house any
where in Alameda on the most reasonable
terms. auzo IL
The morning call., 1891-10-13

FUENITURE FOR SALE.
IF FURNITURE YOU WANT GOOD AND CHEAP.
see IL SCHELLHAAS. 4OS Eleyenth 81. de6 q cod
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-26
AFRAID OF CHOLERA.
How "a Thoughtful southern Tramp Go
Lis Innrnn- For nrink.

How Thoughtful Southern Tramp Got
Ills Ionged-For Drink.
II was making a trip through Missis-
sippi during the hot weather of last
month";" said gray-haired commercial
traveller. as he stretched his legs in an
easy chair in the lobby of the Powers
hotel last night land brought up for
dinner one day at one of those queer
old-fashioned hotels which can still be
found in many of the southern states
II had had hot and dusty ride. and
SO | stepped into the bar-room for a
mint iulep before going into dinner.
There was the usual crowd of loungers
always to be found about country
tavern. every man in his shirt sleeves,
and all wearing the listless look which
characterizes the average southern
cracker.
"The bartender was n talkative
young man. and when he mixed my
drink we exchanged opinions on the
weather. Cholera had broken out, SO
he said. in an adjoining village and
the citizens of his town were consider
ing the advisability of local quaran-
tine.
while we were talking n tall, loose
iointed man with a weeks growth of
sandy whisl1ers on his face and wear
ing heavy ulster, strolled up To the
bar and i'm IA husky voice asked for
some brandy. The bartender placed
bottle before him and the man filed
the glass to the brim. He drained it i'm
gulp and proceeded TO fill it again,
when the bartender reached over and
grasped the bottle with the remark:
This is no distillery, old man. guess
you haven't had nip for the last few
days.
'''Wa'al. no. drawled the stranger,
I've been out in the woods for the last
two weeks with the cholery, and folks
over in Marksville wouldn't let me
come into town
Cholera gasped the bartender,
turning as white as his apron, and with
one bound he cleared the bar and was
out through the door. followed by the
entire crowd, before | could realize
what had happened
~ thought that would fetch EN-
said the tramp, turning TO me, as he
coolly reached over the bar and tucked
the brandy bottle into his pocket I'd
got to have drink, and that was the
only racket could think NV, and away
he went down the road. and was out of
sight befor the frightened loungers had
begun to straggle back into the room.
Rochester Democrat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-26
An Elegant Dress.

Among an array IF other choice
gowns is French dress of silk trico-
tine-a species of soft corded sillS-of a
pale amethyst tint The skirt is fiat,
with only a cluster of plaits at the
back. The middle of the front is di-
vided from top to bottom, opening on a
front of lustrous bengaline of the same
shade as the tricotine. The front is
bordered at the foot with three rows of
very handsome arabesque passemen-
terie studded with amethyst cabOchons.
The corsage is roundwaisted, and
opens in hea~t-shape on a bengaline
plastron. which is trimmed with pas
sementerie. The bodice is first ad-
iusted, then the skirt is put on and
oddly attached to the corsage by
amethyst buttons. The passementerie
on the corsage is made to run in line
with band of the trimming set along
the edges Of the skirt on either side of
the bengaline front This makes the
dress look all in one piece.-N. 4.
World
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-26
PlIh AND POINT.

1t is odd enough that burglars take
such risks in safe opening -Balti
more American.
"A man can't be pretty. and know
he is pretty, and amount TO anything.
-Atchison Globe.
The first love affair is the malady
which attends the cutting of wisdom
teeth. -Elmira Gazette.
-BillSins-"I know what ] want"
Filkins-"Then you must know great
deal "-Somerville journal.
If this world is stage the bald
headed man must be supe, for he has
no part. Ionkers Statesman.
The crank with theory is like a
dog chasing his tail-it's nothing new
when he grasps it.-Columbus Post.
Everything should be in season.
The summer boarder cannot expect 10
have spring chicken. IN. o. Picayune.
1T is good rule to pay as you go.
But some men must be going very slow
If they go as they pay.-N. o. Picayune.
Advice is like counterfeit money.
Most people are ready to part with it,
but none care to take it. boston Tran
script.
We always envy fat woman when
we see her laughing. There seems to
be so much of her having good time.
-Atchison Globe.
The man who ''can not sing the old
songs" and won't try is the one we like
10 meet at an evening party.-Bing-
hamton Republican.
-She-"Save me-I'm drowning -
He-"Will you marry me if l do?'
She-''No." ile-''All right, then; I'll
save you. Brooklyn Life.
(which one do you wish to marry?"
"The younger sister" (Which one is
she?" II don't know. They both
claim to be. brooklyn Life.
You seldom see man so honest
that he says to his wife: Where did
leave my hat p He usually SAYS:
where did you leave it ?"-Atchison
Globe.
Miss Primtto Mr.. Richfellow)-"Oh,
its nothing, my teeth ache a little;
that's ALL" Small Brother (sympathet-
ically)-"Why don't you take 'em
out?'
Jealousy is the meanest of passions,
and yet even the best of women is
pleased sometime to realize that it is in
her power to excite it.-Somerville
Journal.
"A Rosy View-"So. young man,
you have gone and engaged yourself to
my daughter. Ell ? What are your pros
poets, sir ?" Perfectly Heavenly!'-
Indianapolis Journal.
-Wilkins-"5efore you strike man
see that he deserves it." Billxins-
"Pooh have better rule than
that" Wilkins "What is it, pray?"
Bilkns-'See, that he is smaller than
you. Yankee Blade.
Low Associates. Old Bellows flu
riously)-"Ill give you to understand,
madame. l know myself Mrs. Bel
lows (complacently)- doubt of IL.
Some low down person is all you care
TO KNOWN. Y. Herald.
Miss Smilax--'I've just been talk
ing to Mr.. Bigbrain he is So very
clever; couldn't help thinking of you,
Mr. Sappy, all the time | was talking to
him" Nj. SaPpy Yeth? | am SO
glad. don't you know" Miss Smilax-
Yes | couldn't help thinking what an
unreasonable difference there is be-
tween people. Denver Sun.