The Monitor., 1891-04-10

after another extended business trip
j.. V. Foster. VIM. Beal and Pastor Myers
are clearing up their gardens and g-ltiug
ready Tor planting. No doubt heir places ON
woodstown ayenue viii be Daretown's heac-
quarters for garden truck and small fruits
Lewis lsaitcs has received appointment of
road oyerseer for this district. Mr. Isaacs has
before been honored with this office. We in-
teDd to keep ourself scarce uniil we learn
h Nv harsh the new mayor IS upon miscreant
offences.
Is getting better.
Doctor Weiderholl
Doctors The animal.
a new hedge fence will be set along the
road between the railroad and the Baptist
parsonage.
The Pleasant Hill sun day-schooI held Their
election of officers Oh sunday last which re.
suited as follow supt-, Henry WentzeI; Asst
supt., Lewis sayers; sec'y, Learon simpkins;
Librarian, Dallas Emmeli; Treas, Lizzie
Wentzel; 0rganist. Ella Smith.
samuei Wares have named their new baby
Vera. and Eddie Borlon's have named theirs
Bessie.
Miss Anna Mack gave social party to a
number ef her friends on Wednesday night.
very enj yable time was had by all.
The Yorketown Y. p. 8. c. L. held their first
social on Wednesday night Mt the house of
VIM K Richmau. Il here was Ii good attend
ance. and the society is said to be growing.
That correspondent "dying to know
Who Bitter PHI is had better die slow,
For newSp tpci writer's are not thought al ways
ready to go.
&C uiniyere.' be careful what you write a5o1t
For "Bitter PIil" may get you if YOU don't
look out.
Howard l.. Evans, of Aiioway, and Miss
Fannie Miller, Of Fiiesgrove were married Ut
the baptist parsonage on Tuesday evening of
this week.
On one cold and blustery day
In certain barber shop We halted on our way
To discover if the barber were at WORK or play
Or whether ceaseless toll had turned him gray.
The lock WAS on he door
Tobacco spit and cuds upon the floor
Aud in that shop were two stoves say
That of heat sent not single ray.
The lock upon the door did hinder
Forcustom climbed in at tie window
And they fain would blow the place TO finder
For in either stove there not spark nor
cinder.
In the corner were two lonely sticks of wood
That 1t fire would make, If the barber only
could
Have ambition stirred as a man of business
should
To.mike his patrons feel both comfortable
and good
In the shaving cup, no lather nice
But soap and water cold as ice
And while IN the Arctic frozen belt
An ayfui chill we feit
one Noble man with beard ID faee
Caught ii fearful cold in h II frigid place.
Now the ioothaehe Goth make him giinsaee
And his lip WAS so swelied he could hardly
say grace.
Barber Friend thou hast no defense
Fer such downright negligence
II money you wonld continue to put out
Yol must not freeze your custom OFT.
Don't allow This o raise your Ire
Bu, barber start your fire
Sweep our fioor and dus, your shop
Then your trade will be just "whepr'
If these conditions YOU cannot fill
But by cold and cud your custom Kill
No more we'll say, but keep quite still
Yetnever gala shall you freeze Old "Ditter
Pfil"
Place aad name have not been mentioned
To make cross our friend we've not intended
We hops he will not kick and hop
of What has been said alb ouI the barber shop.
BIrber you are a good chap We all know
Aud We hope your trade VIII constant grow
But if friendly feelings cannot exist
/ Just say the word ln1 Wen givs YOU The flst.
| Good bye t. yer, BTTxE PIT.