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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.

Any chef should DO able TO carve q
name for himself
Don't trlhc with the barber; no 1,
generally ableto hold his hone.
II isqulta natural that the man who
gives away advice can't use It him
self.
The young fellow In his mad strug
giles with an incipient mustache ralsei
u terrible fun.
No man knows how desperate a
woman eau look until he has seen her
trying to ride bicycle.
The trouble with the young IL that
they do not do ms the old folks advise,
but rs they have done.
On this day, May |, 1869, the famou,
Duke OF Wellington was born IN Ire
land.
On this day, May l, 100, died John
Dryden, one Of the famous poets Of
Queen Anne's reign.
John Morrlsscy, the ex.prlzeilghter
and ex.Congressman, died May /,
1878.
81. Johns, Newfoundland, by actual
measurement, In only 1920 miles from
the coast Of Ireland.
Tho total number OF newspapers
published In tile world at present 4 es-
timated at AZ 900. In the United States
there are l0,9iS newspapers.
The pctrlflei body OF man was
found In u well In Iowa the other day.
He might DO called u well preserved
man, anyhow.
There Were in 1890 finy.four schools
OF medicine open TO women In the
United States. OF these, forty-seven
Were mixed, that Is open 10 both sexes,
and seven for women exclusively.
Indianapolis has n rather peculiar
case OF boycOttlng. Beer IL at the foun-
dalton OF IL. Stoneoutting II u thirsty
trade, and In the Eastern cities one OF
those long beer glasses Is called a
"stonecutterr In preference TO ''sch0on-
err" ON the Both ult. the Sionecuttef,,
Union Of indianapolis adopted n reso.
luton hoyc0tting all union SELDOM.
keepers anu lining every member Of
their union SO who violates the reso.
luton by dealing with them. The
reason Tor this action IL the alleged
fact that the union saloonkeepen have
compelled the brewerles To advance the
price OF beer 10 private consumers from
sl'70 to s2.25 per key.
A few nights since a gang OF foot.
pads set upon two unsophisticaled Salt
Lockers, One o. tho latter, an admir-
able rHnner got away. Tho other was
captured, but his pockets were empty.
Nc had not even the traditional pen.
knife. The iooIpads were dlsgusted
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01
"GREEN GOODS, sWINDLERS
CAPTURED.


THE announce will bc
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""no III o"f ehr'efh uirps'ches-thht
notorious "grccn goodsv man had
h..sn n.ativ tr.,,.I and oa,,,,,,, A.,
49," "''' a.Pf." ~" o"p'u'ou III
lineage, VIII DO highIy satisfactory TO
honest people. The "green pootis,,
.yt,dia Ia. h.., t,,uy .x,..,,
s~'"uio ms pce" iu"y eNPoscu many
times In this and other public Journals.
Y.t thcre ara bundreds of ,.,r,.. yho
....,... .,..~,., ~ w
nhriues theuseiNes more thnn ordi-
narily shrswd that becoms n prev Ia
IN. .hs,n.r. vho ,,.,,.,I H., A.. -.
'' fo'' ""' P'e'""" '" w u'aictr
In unuetecthble counterfeit green
backs,
A""P'A" VI opofa''oh OF THESE scoun
drels may he seen from tho annexed
i.,sar Hyhi,,, ,v.. r,,.t,,,., -
WI '''''''' ~ "Ho""e'
msn IN country town OF this Terri.
tory, who sent II 10 us. wondering how
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'ne n""'peis o"ennon MS nhnie anu
address.
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th,ag. and viii xa,,, coaaaan NJ go.d
irienii,, Recommendation 4 AZ, ,,'.t''' . anu
deponden,lv rleh' nnd NJ no 49,, ~ ~, '.'
boneflt nv own cond,,,nn ~. " w.,
closure herewith gives Mi tho ine,rm,tinn
that could DO desired aud ox plains it.oIr
'srhcro'r no reason WHY Won shoalJ i.
n slave aud toll all Of your no Tor
VIM Ia -. ,,i,oh ir,,,, saa3 ~ nsin loI
bcncnt yourself In u substantial way.
Don't ba foolish cuOngh 10 lei cousriei,,
ilous scruplos intorfsre with yonr aim Il,
lifo. Few men over obtain richie. non.
estly. Others have grown rich around
,on mo ono knows how, why not youY A
hint 10 tho wiso In sufficient, You will .ec
nom the sketch that mygoOd. arc not what
tho law can class ~ real countorfelts. In.
asmnch Us they were printed from genn.
'o ..r,,i oi 'he country WIN IMMUNITY.
ns SERIOUS anu highly important
80, a ~. m,,pusu hour sober aud ear
m u.s. " T.. M s,iouiu No gwen 70 every
,un,,,a -, III ,av, ApeIson without the
lis ,hon,h, H., t,,,to "linghiy dollar
upon ~ OF no Importance To the world.
~ uls trueY know whereof speak,
~ FORMER years ! have drank FROM the
"''r NuP hNAoll
"lfyon have not the money Ia Inv ms,
goods, would consent 10 your III H.,
some confidential friend In with Won W.
has. provided Of course, he IA trust,y,r'
Thy and could keep the secret You
could both thon come on together and
mako tho deal. However,. von ,yo,,ti
be worry foolish 10 tako nny ono "ou i,h
you, II you could ralso enough mo "n
your seli. '''"'y
.If NV bnsiness s,,o,,,, -
Will he abSoln,ei,, aouid SUIT you, II
come on here and ~ nv. loI You 70
only deal face ~ TO- ny, Ivy, ,iie IN person.
Tx1er,enca has ~ , Nv WIN my customers,
sai,st and nnsi Iisht hle That lhls |, the
Nv your co,,ins, ' ~, way Tor both.
Vim AZ" h,S',n W nero you 500 what
Inc wi,h ''" ps.e WV see who lam deal
ss,l.a tn9 ieNoi'' ana we both ieol bsltor
ssn'u'
u know Il u quito n Journey for yon IN
MAKE, MAKE 9nl yo gods iustthnk Of tho gold
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01

unicr such a force. In the German
cities tho police have been Instructed
10 act couscrva,ively towards the PEG.
pie, and the militia to keep Within their
barracks. The latter measure IL adopt.
ed 40 that tho soldlery might he ready
for active duty at n moments notice.
II Is not at all remarkable that these
two countries should resort 10 such poe
tcntIaI precautionary tactics. There IL
Especial reason behind these measures.
a war between these two nations mp.
pca- 10 he imminent. Should either
permit, by laxity, an interneclne dis
ruption TO gain hcaiway, II would
doubtless be deemed the opportunity,
Of the other to hufl its invading batta-
lions Into the distracted country.
An attempt has been made 10 In
augurate u universal strike Ia tho
civilized world on Labor Day, but II
has not succeeded because tho various
national and international forces have
failed 10 fuse. II such n movement
were TO succeed II would be tho moN
striking object lesson with regard to the
power OF the masses that could be
thought Of. The paralysis Of commerce
manufacture and other business that
would ensue would cause the world to
stand aghast. Butalthough there seems
TO bcsome truth In the assertion Of that
subtle thinker, Theodore Parker, made
about thirty years ago, that the masses
would 10 "the masters Of the future,
such gigantic scheme as n
universal strike will never be realized.
Under the present condition OF the
world, labor ngitalions are likely
TO become more demonstmtivc
and destructive In the United
states than In tho monarchles
Of the old world. Tho facilities for the
suppression Of revolts are much more
potential In Europe than In this
country. Tho Capitalization OF power
and their Immense standing armies
give the old countries n tremendous
weapon for tn. preservation OF Internal
peace. This nation Is also unfortunate
In having within It's domain hordca OF
the worst elements from the lower
strata OF European society, who came
here because they had not sufficient
scope for the outward development OF
their Vaccinations under the govern
ments where they originally lived.
However, tho boot may soon pinch tho
other foot, provided the expected war
should break out on the eastern
hemisphere. The modern lneurroctlon-
ists In the old countries have no
patriotism, the extremists among them
being opposed 10 all governments, with
special reference to those under which
they live. international struggles
would be deemed by such characters
their opportunity to attempt 10 put
their antl.orior Ideas Into operation.
II Is unfortunate that the great bodies
Of the working classes should In any
way, Ia public sentiment or otheryyi sc
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01

NEARLY every warlikc movement
made by France results In the making
OF stride In the same linc by Ger
many. II was announced the other
day that France was inauguratlng
suggestive Operations In the vicinity Of
the German frontier, looking to the
immediate occupation OF points she
would necessarily have TO hold In case
OF actual war. Now comes the news
that thoro Is 10 DO unificatlon OF all
the German aud Austrian railways.
or course, this measure Is adopted In
order that there may DO no obstruction
In the way Of tho easy transportation
oftroops through either country, In the
event OF tbs breaking out OF hostiiitles.
II really begins to look as II the long.
looked for struggle for prestige aud re.
vcnge could not much longer DO do
layed.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01

On this day, 1907, England and Scot
and " ere united.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-01
ORNAMENTS, VASES, FIGURES, in Bisque, China, Bron

Ut hNK q Regulators, Calendars, s-Day 30hour
Carriage and Alarm In all Styles
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
Half Rates to Fireman's Tournament at
Atlantic City Uia y. &c o. II. II.

For the ireman's tournament at Atlantic
City, Sept. 29th-Oct. 2nd, inclusive, the
B. & o. r. r. will sell round trip tickets
from all stations on its lines East of the
Ohio river at rate of one fare for the round
trip. Tickets will be sold from Sept. 18th,
to Oct 2nd, inclusive, and will be valid for
return passage until Oct. 9th inclusive
This low rate is not restricted to fremen,
but is open to the public, and presents the
last opportunity of the season to enjoy a
cheap trip to the seashore. The B. & O..
R. +. provides fast limited express trains
via Washington with Pullman service, and
offers the only double track route to the sea-
The tournament will consist of parades,
torchlight professions, and all kinds of fire.
mems contests by representatives of promi-
nent companies of all the leading cities of
the East, and will be one of the many at
fractions which Atlantic City affords at all
seasons. For more detailed information as
to rates, time of trains and Pullman accom-
modations, apply to nearest B. & o. ticket
agent.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
AuthOrttattrely Denied.

From he Adr0oate.
The following letter from Judge Lucas to
the editor of the Adrocate in regard to the
rumor that some of the papers of this State
have been circulating in reference to his
possible candidacy for the United States
Senate speaks for itself. Judge Lucas was
in Europe when the rumor was started, and
all declarations proclaimed "authoritatively"
were out of the whole CLOTH"
RIoN HALL, Sept. 18th 1891.
My DEAR MORROW Il thank you for
calling my attention to certain paragraphs
in your exchanges regarding myself, which
seem to have been inspired by some COM
mon and preconcerted counsel.
The fact that l was absent from the cOun-
try when the first publication concerning
my intentions wa" authoritatively" made is
a sufficient answer to the charge that | have
authorized any one to speak for me.
In further refutation of such q charge /
would say that since have assumed the
duties of the high trust conferred upon me
By my fellow citizens, have with scrupu-
lous, almost sacred, care RETAINED from tax
ing any part in political discussions or par
ty organizations. shall continue 10 pur-
sue this course even unto the end, and after
serving Providence permitting) the full
term for which l was elected, will endeav-
or to return to my constituents the judicial
ermine as white and spotless as when first
received it from the shoulders of my lament
ed predecessor, the late Judge Green.
Very truly yours,
DANL. b. LUCAS.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
Hghest Of all in Leavenng Power-Lates U S GOyt Report
Arartinsburg Matters.

From the Satesman
Mr.. Enos Mcdonald, an employee of the
B. & 0. and highly esteemed citizen, died
at his home in this city of Brights disease on
Thursday of last week, in his 6Srd year.
Mr.. Adam Fitz, aged "a years, died at his
home here on Wednesday night last. He
was son of the late Samuel Fitz, and a
brother of Mr. Henry Fitz, the proprietor of
the Equality mills.
Miss Lou Baker, a young woman of about
IS years, daughter of Mr.. Thomas 5. Baker,
died suddenly OH Tuesday evening of neu-
ralgia of the stomach at her home in this
city. Her parents were at Clifton Forge,
Va, at the time of her death.
Mr.. John w. Houseworth, for many
years in the employ of the B. & 0. r. r. as
ticket, and later as freight agent. in this
city, died at his home on West King street
on Tuesday night. He was born and has
lived all his life, 81 years, in Berkeley, and
whenever he made an acquaintance he made
friend.
Mr.. Samuel E. Williamson came to his
death on last Friday, Sept. IL, 1891, by tax
ing his own life. For the past several years
he has been subject to spells of insanity and
several months ago became so demented
that his removal to the state insane asylum
became necessary. After being there some
time his condition became considerably i'm
proved and upon his earnest solicitation,
his brother, who visited him last week,
brought him to his home, near Spring Mills,
in this county. On Friday he was found
hanging in the barn dead.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

The handsome nickle-plated LaFrance
Fire steamer received by the Citizens Com
pany has upon its front plate upon which
is inscribed "Charles Broadway Rouss"-
in recognition of his generosity to the Com
pany. From the Spirit we take the follow
ing:
The generous New York millionaire mer-
chant Charles Broadway Rouss has again
exercised his open-handed liberality by
sending the Independent Fire Company of
this place his check for one hundred dol
lars. 1t is not long since he also remem-
bered another organization in a substantial
manner. Mr. ROuss is good friend of the
Winchester and Charles Town Boys, and
they have for him feeling of high appre-
citation. There are number of million
aires in this country, but few of them started
at the bottom Ofthe ladder, financially as did
Charles Broadway Rouss, and fewer still there
are who, like him, make constant use of their
means in giving happiness to others"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

Epitaphy is a demoralizing kind of tafy.
Il appears on the tombstone, and eulogizes
the dead almost to the very stars. The US
ual method of beginning is: Here lies. "
Very suggestive, for the lies are frequently
quite astonishing enough so to both
amuse and amaze the dead Of whom they
are written A truthful epitaph, in many
instances, would be: Here lies one who
omitted to take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery" If sick and suffering, and
dreading premature death, test the potent
remedy. ltcures all chronic, liver. blood,
and lung diseases, as billiousness, skin and
scalp diseases, .scrofulous sores and swell
ings, salt rheum, tetter, erysipelas, and even
scrOfula Of the lungs Tor Consumption, il
taken in time.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

On Monday night the Town Council or
dered that George street be graded from
Liberty to North street, and that said street
be macadamized from Liberty street to Fair
fax boulevard Also that the town procure
five hundred feet Of hose for the Citizens
Fire Company, and that each Fire Company
be given the sum of $50 per year, which
will be all that they shall receive from the
town for the time specified; and also that
a string of stone be put on Samuel street,
from Academy alley to South alley.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

Reports have reached San Antonio, Tex
as, that the Mexican revolutionists were ov-
ertaken near Mier, Mexico, by government
troops, and that battle ensued, in which
several men on both sides were killed. Cate
rina CARA, leader of the revolutionists, was
wounded and hanged. Advices from the
City of Mexico say that the talk of revolu-
ton in Mexico, which was sprung on the
country at San Francisco, is the veriest
bosh, and President Disz is too strongly
placed for anything of that kind.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

The fire brigade, composed of the "Inde-
pendents" Capt. J. c. Holmes, and the
"Citizeus Capt. J. W. Russell, headed by
the Charles Town Cornet Bandit. NJ. Bs-
ker, leader, paraded the streets on Saturday
evening last. Two splendid steamers, each
drawn by four horses, with hose carriages,
etc, attracted general attention. The men
were well and handsomely uniformed and
marched with the precision of veteran SOL
diers. Our people can go to bed with a
feeling Of security against any widespread
conhagration. Willing and active young
men, splendidly equipped as these are, and
adequate water supply, may be expected to
extinguish fire under ordinary conditions
without much delay. Fire Marshal c. NJ.
Hough commanded the Brigade.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

The timeliness of its leading articles is
one of the remarkable features of Harper
Magazine simultaneously with the recent
outbreaks against foreigners in China, the
September number of that periodical con-
tains an article which collects the most i'm
portant facts known in regard to the secret
societies which play so important part in
Chinese politics, and to whose influence
these disturbances are directly traceable.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

Mrs. Josephine Hines, wife of Mr.. J. q.
Hines, of Roanoke, died on Monday morn
ing at 8 O'Clock at the residence of her IA
Their, Mr.. VIM. R. Deck, in Shepherdstown.
Mrs. Hines had been i'll for ten weeks. Her
disease seemed to battle the skill of her ply
stefan. Mrs. Hines, who was about 26
years of age, was married two years ago, and
besides her husband leaves baby little
over year old. The funeral was held on
Tuesday in the Reformed Church, Rev.
Geo. G.. Eyerhart officiating,-SRep. Regis
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

1t. f. 5. Avis is in town.
Mrs. Essie Burton Hilleary is visiting her
aunt, Miss Ann Doyne Smith.
Miss Bette Rice Page, of Berryville, i,
visiting Miss Fannie Campbell.
Mr.. George V. Rubl, of Cumberland,
visited his mother here last week.
Mrs Mason Henderson. of Washington
City, is visiting Miss Daisy HooF
Mrs. William Campbell is visiting her
mother, Mrs. Fowle, in Alexandria.
Miss Rosa Briscoe, who has been at Mrs.
N. V. Miller's. left for Baltimore on Monday.
Mr.. Turner A. Ramey returned to the
University Of Maryland, at Baltimore, on
Monday
Mrs. Patterson, Of Georgetown, who has
been boarding with the Misses Abell's, left
for home Friday.
Mrs Tyson and daughter, who have been
summering at Capt Flagg's, left on Monday
for Berkeley Springs.
Mr. j. NJ Mason, Jr., took a summer
course a, the University of Virginia and is
now at his home here.
Mr. P. C. Kennedy made business trip
to New York aud spent week looking af-
ter important interests.
Misses Azalia and Tillie Hoffman, of
Cumberland, Maryland, were guests of Miss
Fannie Campbell last week.
Mr.. Harry NJ. Wilmington and bride re-
turned on Friday night and have taken
rooms at the Misses Wares.
Mr.. W. W. Inskeep, of the Milling Store,
has gone to the eastern cities to purchase
goods for the fall and winter.
Mr.. c. T. Shugert, of the firm of Burns &
Shugert has gone east to select fall and
winter millinery and other seasonable goods.
Miss Cora Souders is visiting Miss Bette
DOoley in Martinsburg; and Miss Emma
Simpson is with Mrs. f. E. Snyder in said
town.
Mr. James H. Beller, wife and son Willis
came from Washington on Tuesday evening
and are with the mother and sisters of Mr..
Beller.
Mrs. Nellie Close who has been spending
some time here with her mother, Madame
Ruhl, with her children returned to Florida
last week.
Mrs. Col. Sam Walton, of Tazewell coun-
ty, came to Paradise" the home of her
mother, Mrs. Fouke, on Wednesday and |
left on Monday morning for home.
Miss Ora Turner, daughter of Mr.. Geo.
H Turner, left on Monday for Amelia
county, Virginia, where she will assume the
duties of governess in a private family
She was selected under conditions that must
be gratifying to herself and friends.
Mr. H. Laurens Hopkins, of Texas, ar
rived on Saturday night and will spend a
few weeks with his fathers family at the
mause. II is understood that when he re-
turns to Texas his sister, Miss Mary, will |
accompany him and spend the winter.
Rev. John 5. Gibson, former rector of |
Middleway, Lcetown aud Summit Point
parishes, together with his family, are Wis
itiug friends in Middleway. Mr.. Gibson
is now stationed in Fredericksburg, Va, and |
is we'll pleased with his present home.
Miss Gussie Shipley and Mr. Gcre Ship
ley gave the family at "Mt Parvo" pleas
ant call Monday morning. Miss Gussie
has returned to the Wesleyan Institute at
Stanton. Mr.. Gere will spend week
with his parents in Berryville and return to
his desk in the clerks Office at Covington.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

Lieut. Avis has gone. He went to Charles
Town on Saturday where he will remain
two weeks and will then go to his post at
Fort Clark, Texas. During his residence
of three years in Morgantown Lieut.. Avis
has made many warm friends who very
much regret his departure. He is an ex-
cellent soldier, an accomplished gentleman
and skillful instructor. He was alike
popular with cadets, students and citizens.
Aforganto,ca Nelr Dominion.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
.N.fRRFED.

On Wednesday, Sept 9th, 1891, at the Cath
Ole parsonage in Harper's Ferry, by the Rev.
Father Wilson, Mr.. JAMES LARUE to Mrs.
TRECY STUART, both of Harper's Ferry.
In the church ct Kabletown, Jefferson coun-
ty on the evening of September 2, 1891, by
Rev. p Wilson, WILLIAM LANHAM and
MARY Z. ZOMBRO-all Of this county.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

Members of the Hams jury threaten to
shoot A. A. Lipscomb for denouncing their
verdict In some unaccountable manner
they have evidently reached the belief that
shooting is the safest punishment that can
be inflicted in their neighborhood, and that
it fits every occasion and every ofense.-
Washington Post.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
Can,t SIeep Nfnhts.

Is the complaint of thousands suffering from
Asthma, Consumption, Coughs, etc. Did
you ever try DR.. Acker's English Remedy +?
1t is the best preparation known for all
Lung Troubles. Sold on positive guaran-
tee at 25c. and SOC.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23
Church Notes.

The sacrament Of the Lords Supper will
be administered in the Presbyterian Church
on Sunday morning, October 11th. Pre-
liminary services viii be had on Friday and
Saturday preceding.
Rev. DR.. Hopkins preached on Sunday
morning and was assisted in the services by
Rev. c. n. Campbell. The latter preached
at Halltown in the afternoon. The young
peoples meeting at o'clock was conduct
ed by Mr.. Abner Hopkins.
Solomon Smith, son of Daniel Smith,
near Hancock, Nd, fell from tree Tues
day week, and was instantly killed. He
was trying to catch coon and the limbs
gave way.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1891-09-23

The Hagerstown Fair will open on the
18th Of October for four days, This fair is an
aggregation Of county and city associations
Washington and Carroll, Nd, Adams and
Franklin, Pa, Berkeley aud Jefferson, W.
Va, and Baltimore and Washington cities
Tia enterpriSing managers expect it to be by
far bigger, better and brighter than ever
See advertisement.