The Portland daily press., 1891-09-28
Watchlng the hour.eIass.

As miser counts his gold, night and day
SO count the minutes told in the glass;
My eye is dim. my hair is thin and gray,
And know I'm growing old as they pass.
When we approach 1.-THE sere and yellow leaf"
OF our days, we are prone ITO look back regret
fully. A clear conscience and sound health will
tighten our gloomy reflections. Health is the
greatest blessing-Dr. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery The greatest medicine. 1t arrests the
progress OF lung and scrofulous diseases, and
cures consumption. or Lung-scrofula, II taken in
time. 1t Is the king of liver invigorators and
blood-purifers, and powerful tonic building up
the debiIltated patient to perfect health Contains
no alcohol
$50 Tufer is really engaged to Miss Bond?"
eyes; sudden, wasn't it?"
81 should say SO. Love at first sight, / pre-
mo; not till second sight, You see, the first
time he saw her he didn't know she was an heir
ess."-Detroit Free Press.
Their gentle action and good effect on
the system really make them perfect little pill.
They please those who use them. Carter's Little
Liver Pills may well be termed Perfection"
an get even with those next door neighbors OF
mine IL 1t takes thousand years. They have
trained that miserable cur Of theirs to howl every
time sing"
why. that is the strangest thing ever heard
Of You don't mean TO say the dog had to be
Observation-Disclosures Journal.
No one knows better than those who
have used Carter's Little Liver Pills what relief
they have given when taken for dyspepsia, dizzt-
ness pain in the side constipation and disordered
stomach.
Ind VAN htr .ya ha.a aud atoYa
ten silver spoons. Have you anything to say for
yourself?
Ragged Hider-I am souvenir spoon collector.
Judge-Let them be a souvenir Of this occasion
for six months.--Jewelers' Circular.
A leading actress remarked to a reporter, .The
last time played here was worn out, but Lydia
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has since made
new woman OF me-"
Mr.. Spurgeon is severe on ministers who under
take the duties of this most sacred calling without
the proper qualifications. He used this language
in one of his lectures to his students: 81 heard
one say the other day that a certain preacher had
more gifts for the ministry than Oyst err, and
an my own Judgment that was SANDER on the
oyster. for tnat worthy biyalve shows great dis
erection 10 his openings and knows when to close"
The Morning Star.
Halls Hair Remover has prevented many
heads from being bald. 1t will help you.
Once upon time an editor fell into a pit and
one Of his would be contributors came along and
off cred to help him out.
81 Will accept your assistance" said the editor.
"Thank heaven" said the contributor ~ have
at last found something you are willing to ac-
"Hold ont" shrieked the editor. "Will you try
TO sell me that joke when get out?'
"Then leave me to my fate."-Harper's BaZar
Soreness in body or limbs, promptly relieved by
Johnson's Anodyne Linimept used external.
"A lot OF newspaper men the other day heard,
at STAFFORD, England, through telephone trans
mitter, the missionary exercises at a church In
Birmingham, thirty miles away"
ives. IL was acontemptible beat"
"Why SOP"
"When they heard the coin cnking in the col
lectiop-box they simply chuckled" -Kste Fields
w ashington.
Ladies admire Ayers Hair Vigor for the rich
ldstre 1t gives the hair. 1t restores original color
That's the Difference.
Cubbage-What's the difference between dill
atory man and the president OF female college?
Rubbage-I'll give 1t up.
CuDDage-One misses the trains and the other