New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-14
A PRODUCT OF MODERN CULTURE.

prosperity.
A PRODUCT OF MODERN CULTURE.
She can tell where every nation
Started in at the creation,
When she dies.
She can name each bone and snew.
And if you're too fat or thin, you
Soon will have her daily din you
Remedies.
Che can write the chem.c symbols
OF all compounds. Play the tmbreis
Till right through your ears she wimble
Yes, she can.
She lust dotes on Ahabasca;
Has mission In Alaska;
Fannels sends to " Madagascar
With fan
She'll smile DER a comic section,
That IN yon would rouse rouse. d S]Dectn;
From her books.
But one day her husband tainted;
And her fright cannot be painted,
For she'd never been acquainted
With such looks.
For cure her fond heart bed;
But Of one she'd never read
So she stood him on his head,
Till he died.
Though the jury learned she cherished
Him next to her llindoO "Verislit,'
@IIe OF too much learning pershed'
pharmaceutical Era.
al have known commercial travellers says a
hotel clerk "to stay ont until the early hours OF
sunday morning and yet they would get up and 60 to
church Sunday matter how severe the weather was
They said they were not particularly religious but
that they made It an invarabo rule TO 60 to church on
sunday or they would have success during the
week remember OF young fellow who
came in from the train late Saturday afternoon
4 never had worse week I'm my fe,' he said 'Why'
I haven't taken decent order And the reason
IS | neglected to go to church last Sunday as is my
usual custom am going out tonight and may be out
10 No OIL I'm
morrow forenoon He did not come I'm until
O'clock in the morning but he insisted on being called
at O'Clock and though il raining pitchforks went
10 church after hearty breakfast. joked him when
he returned and declared that he had not been to
church. But he told me the minister's text and
several good points Of the sermon. We'll, he de-
clared that he good luck all that week. and booked
several OF the largest orders lie had taken in this
city,"
A lecturer Is explaining the beauties and contrasts
Winter and summer combined. With one foot
stood upon the icy glacier and with the other plucited
blooming flowers from the bosom of the valley
-(Fliegende Batter.
paper and Press" the welknown trade Journal
Of Philadelphia, has arranged for series OF special
articles on the leading London papers and their editors
In each case the articles will be the result Of per-
5onaI interview, and win contain much interesting
information not generally known respecting these
prepared Illustrations will be given, and 1t is believed
that the series will prove highly popular in this country
The articles are by a well-known London journalist,
W. Roberts, Editor Of Bookworm," and author Of
Earlier History Of English BOokselng"
Take Your Choice.-The buds are starting on the
peach trees in Eastern Michigan, while they are showing
enfoot poles out OF sight in the snowdrfts in the north
part OF the State Furnish almost any KIND or
climate in the Wolverine state and no prejudice be-
cause you bring mule team with you-(Detroit Free
Press.
Not long ago, tie Protestant Episcopal bishop OF
far Western State administered the rte Of con-
frmation in a little town and the local paper In
long and appreoative account OF the event. unctuousy
described the good bishop in his lawn tennis sleeves
walking up the aisle with solemn step"
lie RecOvered.-A man so doubled up with rheuma-
presented to magnetic doctor" In Chicago. ana m
three minutes he dancing jig lie aiterwaru
had fuss with the doctor and said he was lreu u
recover for y and the doctor would only eVe MIN
one-(Detr0t Free Press.
Archbishop Ryan, of Philadelphia has created some
thing OF sensation in Roman Catholic circles Dy
issuing order that hereafter more sunday funerals
shall be held in the archdiocese without special
permit
Belisarius, come in the house this instant" .
. The voice OF the domestic rang SHARPLY Ouo III
the frosty air ~.
"octava,' replied the dignihed two-year-oh Boston
cMld, whose eyes were fixed on the gutteIlnS hedso
l am observing demise. n Chicago Tribune