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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
THEIR STAKE MONEY UP.
Collenge and Reilly Meet and Put Up the
Final nonost, for Tha;r M.+oh

Collenge and Reilly Meet and Put Up the
Final Deposit for Their Match.
The final deposit of 500 side in the pro-
posed wrestling match between Ed Reilly and
Rube Collenge was made good at this Office
last evening. The principals were present to-
gether with large number of friends.
There was long and friendly discussion re-
lative to selecting referee, and at one time it
looked as if the parties were not going to gree
on one. Finally the came to terms on M. E.
Jones. well-known local sporting man. The
contest will take place tomorrow night in the
rink at McKee's Rocks and will commence at
o'clock. The match is for $3.50 side and all
the receipts.
The men will wrestle at catch-weight. In
their last contest. it will be remembered, each
was limited TO l35 pounds, and the new condi-
tions may make difference. Both men are in
frst-class trim and confident of victory. The
Reilly party were hand with plenty of
money, one of them offering to bet $500 or any
part of it that Reilly would win. There was no
response from the Collenge side OF the house.
The contest promises to be an exceedingly OK
citing one, as the wrestlers have proven them
selves to be first class at their business. They
have both performed well in their trials.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
THE DRUMMERs ON DECK.
They Reorganize Their Baseball Club and
Select Two Great Teams.

They Reorganize Their Baseball Club and
Select Two Great Teams.
quite lively meeting at the St. Charles Hotel
yesterday, and as q result they reorganized
what is now known in amateur baseball his
tory, THE Pittsburg Drummers' Baseball
Club" The drummers were full of fun,
usual, ut their meeting, and numerous practi-
cal jokes were played onvarious. members dur
ing the progress of tie meeting. Two mines
we're selected, and their first game Will be
played next Saturday. Following are the
mines:
First Nine-William McCandless. c.; Harry
Faulds, p; g. Stewart lst.; Fred Ewart, 3D.;
Al Braun, 3d.; w. c: Lynch, T.; c. III. Adams
s.; Ed Hannsher. l.; R. u. Harrison, M.
Second Nine-John Warnock, c.; E. Poehn,
p; w. P. Turner, g.; Dan Zieber, lst,; Elmer
Cooper, 3D.; Con feager. 3d. Lon Goliingwood,
l.; Larry Helm, m.; Frank Findlay, r.
]. Ravenscroft has been appointed umpire
and II. D. Brown official scorer.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Ladies',

Glance over the following items. See If you
ever read Of such values elsewhere: Ladies'
4-button kid gloves, 49c; odd sizes and
shades at ESQ, mosquetalre undressed kid
gloves, 69c; ladies' ribbed vests, &c up; 81
inch drapery silk, 49c-elsewhere 75c is the
price; 46-inch black drapery nets, yards q
suit, 49c, all silk; half-siik. SOC; 46-inch
gloria silk, 59c and 69c; chenille table
covers, "A, 69c; all the 1870, 15c and -1Sc
fine dress ginghams, 10c; toweling. $40;
challies, 4c; 2-yard cardinal covers, 79c, at
The Cash Store. THORNTON BROS,
Allegheny.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
MIssIONA AIRY MATTERS.

Several Allegheny Ladies Among the Officers
Elected at New Castle.
.aPEcIAL TELEGRAM TO THE pIsr AfcB.,
NEW CASTLE, May AT meeting of the
Women's Missionary Society of the Pittsbufg
Presbytery of the Reformed Presbyterian
Church. held in the Covenanter Church in
this city. the following officers were elected
to-day:
President. Mrs. I. ]. Blackford, of New
Castle: First Vice President, Mrs. Dr.. Sproul,
of Allegheny; Second Vice President. Mrs. T.
J. Martin. Of Allegheny; Recording Secretary,
Miss Margaret Mccartney. or Beaver county;
Corresponding Secretary, Mrs. J. d. Carson.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

between the w. & ]. College team and the
Western University team. The w. &. j. boys
played only fairly, but their battery was
steady, and that won the game for them. The
University boys played an elegant game, except
In the eighth inning. when three errors lost
them the game. Tho features of the game
were Sterrett's steady pitching Lynch's and
Goehrlng's field work.
University ,.2 / OI2 OI-7
W. & I............... 80 o 3 o a =-lO
SUMMARY-B -Batteries-Scott and Neale: Sterrett
and Gillette. Struck oup--By Scott 9; by Sterrett
10. Base hfts-University. z: w. 4 d., 8. Double
plays-W. j., l. Passed balls-Gillette, 2;
Neale, 2. Two-base hit-Griggs. 1hree-base hIs
-tfillette. Base balls-By Scott, 2: by Sterrett
S. ErrOrs-W. & j., IL; University, s. Umpires-
Huston and Calvert, -
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
. Billy Hawkins Opinion.

In letter to a friend in this city Billy Hawk
ins. the Wisconsin lightweight pugilist, says
some very strong things about the proposed con-
test between Hall and Fitzsimmons. Hawkins
who has had considerable experience In the busi-
ness himself. declares that everyb connected
with the proposed contest are '.jobbers," and
that neither Fitzsimmons nor Hall are looking
for an up-and-up contest Hawkins further de-
ciares that Fitzsimmons plainly showed that he
was not wanting bona tide battle when he re-
fused to fight Ed Smith.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
A Challenge to Reed.

Charles F. Barker has issued the following
challenge to James P. Reed, the champion
checker player: II hereby challenge Mr.. James
p. Reed, of Chicago, ILL.,, TO play me "a restricted
match of 30 games, wins and draws to count,
for the championship OF the world and a stake
penses to have the match played in Boston, or
will accept the same amount and 60 to Chicago
and play; expense money to be outside the
main stake.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
DIED.

PALMER-On Sunday morning. May g. 1891,
at R45 o'clock, MARY e. PALMER. in the S7rh
year of her age.
Funeral services at the residence of her
daughter. Mrs. Jas. e. Crow, No. 167 North
avenue. Allegheny City. on MONDAY AFTER
NOON, May l. at 2:S0 o'clock,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Winners ut Washington.

WASHINGTON, May 2.-First race, six furlongs
King Alta first. Leo II second. Rustic third.
Time, I:Iz.
Second race, i've furlongs-lll Wind first. Sci
second, Ninnoe third. Time, 1904.
Third race. one mile-hitty T. won, Bally Hoo
second, Sequence colt, third. Time I:i5.
r,s r,oartn race; one and one-slxteenth mile.
third. Time, 1:52
Fish race, one mile. steeplechase-Pat Oakley
won. stonewall second, Delaware third. Time,
2:5I.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
A Jockey Suicides.

ST. LOUIS. May 2-The dead body of Jockey
John H. Adams was found In an old deserted
stable at the fair grounds at 10 o'clock yester-
day morning with his throat cut. 1t was evil
drinking heavily for some time past. The dead
Jockey was about 35 years of age, and came to
st. Louis from New Orleans about three weeks
ago with his employer. Mr.. Scanlon, an owner
OF race horses. Adams was quite well known
as a Jockey, and is reported to have been worth
$50, 600 at one time in his career
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

mon, upon whom lot of money had been
quietly laid. won the 200 guineas race Wednes-
day with unusual ease. He had never preyi-
ously taken-part in any race, and his friends
predict that he will have no difficulty in winning
the Derby. Two thousand guineas is Inaptly
named as the stakes this year amount to f4-
$50. Last year the value of the race was "a, 100.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
A Hard Drinkers Mysterious Death.

!sPKC1AL TELEGRAh TO THE DfsPATCH.i
MCKEEsPoRT, May IA man named
Dasher, well-known along the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad, from Connellsville to this city,
was found dead in his bed this morning by
James McCracken and austin Kirkland, OF
Boston, Pa, where the dead man lives. and at
this time t. is not known what caused his
death. He was known to be a hard drinker.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
For Amat eur Ball Teams.

Arrangements are being made to hold an ath-
letic tournament near McKees Rocks on Nav
20 Numerous prizes will be offered for several
kinds Of contests. Among them will be one for
baseball contest, to be play ed during the day.
Captains of clubs wishing to enter are re-
quested to send their club records. with stamps
for reply. to James Harold, 1903 Finance street,
East End, PIttsburg.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Racing at Nashville,

NASHVILLE, May 2-The races here to-day
resulted as follows:
First race. four furlongs-Maggie Lebus first,
Lantippa second, Henry jenkins third. Time,
5SH.
Second race one mile-Bertha first, Blue Veil
second, Red Sign third. Time, 1:424.
Third race. SIX furlongs-6raZos first Philora
second. Wild Rose third. Time l:15.
Fourth race, one mile-Bonnie Byrd first Ida
Pickwick second, Chimes third Time. 1:4311.
Fifth race-Tom Paxton first Comether second.
Elsie third. Time 574.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Ed Smiths Bene6t.

The benefit TO be rendered to Ed Smith, the
pugilist, at McKeesport, next Saturday even
ing, gives promise or being great affair. All
the best boxers and professional athletes In the
Western part of the State intend to be present
and do turn" for the Denver .maH. An in
teresting feature of the entertainment will be
glove contest between Molly Foley and Alice
Robson.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

TuTIt-OIUCINIITI, 4. IWO-
base hits-G rubber. Holiday, Mulzne. Runs
batted INTRUDER, .; Slattery, L; Smith. 1: Har-
rington. :; Latham, ]: Mari, 2. Double plays
Latham, McPhee and Reilly: Gruber, I'hlds TO
Virtue. First base on. baIls-MuIlane 6: Gruber
5. hit by pitched bsll-AlvOrd. Struck out
NcAleer. Doyle. Latham, .; Smith, Mulane.
Wild pitches Mullane, >. Lett on bases-C!eve-
land. :; Cincinnati, 4. Sacrifice hits-Mckean,
Virtue, Latham, Harrington. Time-Two hours.
Umpre-Powers.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Results at Lexington.

LEXINGTON, May 1.-The results of the
races here to-day were:
first race, six furlongs-Eugenia first, Port
tay second. Happiness third. Time, 1:29
Second race four furlouRs-Strathmad first,
Greenwich second, Ranger third. Time. 81.
Third race-Ethe first, Penny Royal second,
Miss Hawkins third. Time. 1:l54.
Fourth race, one mile-Hueneme first, Mira
bean second, Brookwood third. Time, 1:i5b
Fifth race, nine-sixteenths OF L mile Lord
third, Time 57I1
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
A Very Bad Beating.

rrEc1AL TELEeRkM 7

WELLsBURG, W. VA, May 2-Tne Ohio
Valley Baseball League opened the season here
to-day, the home club playing New Cumber-
land. The latter put up poor game. being IN
able to do anything with Jones, who was in the
box for the local team. There was very large
attendance of interested persons.
Wellsburg 8 3 o 3 4 2 6 0-1b
New Cum berland. .........0 o y o o o.
MISUNDERSTANDING. %: New Cumber-
Batteries - Jones and Felters. and Carey and
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
THE LEAGUE RACE.

An Exciting Contest Already Going On
Among the Clubs for Positions.
Already the contest for the National League
pennant is an exceedingly interesting ana even
exciting one. The following table, at glance,
shows how tSe various teams are punched for
positions. For instance. if the Pittsburg team
hsd played yesterday and MOD, they would
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

SUNNI Ah1-faTned runs-PhlIadeIp phla, 8: New
Iork. 2. Two-base hits-Hamilton. Deehanty
Glasscock and o. ROurke. Stolen bases-Shinde,
Gray. Richardson. Bassett. Double plays-Gore
and Connor. First base balls--Iileason 4:
Kilroy. 1; Rusie, 4. Hit by pitched Dail--Gore,
Bassett. struck out-By Ruse, 2. Passed balls
- Brown, ]; Ewing, /. Wild pitches--Gieason, ].
Jime-Two hours. Um pre-Hurst.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
TrkState Brevities,

FRANK SHERIDAN, Youngstown furniture
dealer. has assigned. No statement of assets
and liabilities.
A wELh-KNowN New Castle grocer, William
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
LOvETT'S GREAT GAME,

He Pitches the Game of His Life and De-
feats the Bostons
BROOKLYN, y. Y. May 2-The homs team
won another victory from Boston to-day
Lovett pitched the game of his life. Boston
went out in one, two, three order for seven
consecutive innings. Stovey's error was re-
sponsible for Brooklyn's two runs in the eighth
inning. Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
. The Apollos Won.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM To THE DIsPArcH.i
SALTsBURG, May 2-The Apollo Maroons
defeated the second nine OF .Kiskiminetas
School on the latrer's grounds by the score of
% to g Batteries: Apollo, Young and Jack
son: klskiminetas, Plummer and Porterfeld.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Opened Their Season.

Especial TKLEGRAM TO THE DIsPAToH.l
EAST LIVERPOOL, May 2-The champion
ship season of the Ohio Valley League opened
here to-day before a large and enthusiastic
crowd. The home team won by vastly superior
batting. Score:
Red Cross. ss................0 Z ! o o-S
Eclipse 40 5-u
SUMMARY-Base hits-EcIipse 10: Red Cross, T.
Errors-Eclipse, 8; Red Cross Z. StrucS out-By
Reiver. 6; by Young, IL. Two-base hits-C Nc
Shane and Leach. Three-base hits-G. Carey and
Reiver. Batteries--Eclipse, Young and Albright;
Red Cross, Reiver and Finnagan.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

have been tied for first place. But as matters
stand there is tie for first position; tie for
third and a tie for fifth. A state of things
like this ought certainly be exciting enough
for the cranks. Following is nestanding of
the clubs up to date:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

1'vslsll----.- .-----.E U v v U U U L u L
SUMMARY-Two-base hits Nash. First base on
errors-Boston; l; Brooklyn. .. Stolen bases
base balis-Gf Nichol. /; Lovett /. struck
out-By Nichol 2: Lovett 2. Wild piich-Nichol.
Left on bases-Boston, !; Brooklyn. 5. Runs
batted in-Brodie, /; Lovett. /: Burns, .. Time
One hour and % minutes. Umpire-Lynch.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
A Fatal Accident.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPATcH.I
McKEEsPoRT, May 2-William Quinn,
about 25 years old, while at work at the Du-
quesne Tube Works to-day was caught in the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
!. THORNTON Bros. All.ghenx.

The new and nobby Scotch suitings you
see in all the leading stores marked 50 and
6Oc we cut the price last week TO 39c, 40
inches. They will soon be closed out at this
price. The plaid ones 24c at The Cash
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Western Association.

At Kansas City-Kansas City, o: Milwaukee, 2
At Denver-Denver, IL: st. Paul. IL
Games at Lincoln and Omaha postponed by
rains, .t 49,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
LATHAM Is CHAMPION.
He Defeats George Standing I'm the Great
English Racquet Contest.

LONDON. May 2-The final match in the con-
test for the professional racquet championship
was played to-day at Princes Club, and re-
suited in a victory for Latham, the champion,
who defeated George Standing. In addition to
the championship the stakes were ElO0 side.
The hnal round in the competition for the
amateur racquet championship was also played
to-day between Mr.. II. Phillipson and Mr.. P.
Ashworth, the holder OF the championship, and
resulted in the defeat of Mr.. Ashworth.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Miliers of Pennsylvania.
rkrEcrAL rELEeRAn 10 TUE pIsrArc

[sPEcIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArcH.1
HUNTINGDON. May 2-Tke Executive Com
mittee Of the Pennsylvania State Millers' As
sociation met here to-day and selected Altoona
as the place and September as the time for
holding their annual convention.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
ASSOCIATION GAMES.

At Cincinnati
Cincinnati u.-...-...........S 0 Q o 4-12
st. Louis. j o o. S
ARY-Hits-Cnctnnati. II; st. Louis, 6.
Errors-Cincinnati, 4; st. Louis, 8. Batteries
Mains and Vaughn; Griffith and Boyle. Umpire
kerins
At Columbus
Columbus. ......0 o 90 IL
Louisville. ...... "a o O. 6
SUMMARY-Hits-Columb IS; Louisville, z.
Errors-Coumous, g. Louisville. .. Batteries
Easton and DoRahue; Doran and Cook. Umpire
Ferguson
At Philadelphia
Baltimore ........... ........0 ca
-Hits-Athletics, 6: Baltimore. 8.
Errors-Athletics .: Baltimore g. Batteries
Weyhing and Cross; McMahon and Robinson.
Umpire-Jones,
At Boston [ +s-, ".- ... ,'-@ ~
Boston. o o 20 o l-6
Washington ...............0 o.
standardization. 3: Washington. 6.
Rrrors-Boston, /: Washington. 4. 3. Batteries
Haddock and Murphy; Bakely and McGuire. Um-
pire-Mathews.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03

rigging and his leg crushed from his body at
the hip. He cannot recover.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
Association Record

To-Day's Association Schedule.
at st. Louis. Louisville at Column
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
IT WAS SOMEWHAT TAME.
The Giants Get Another Game From Harry
wright's PhiIlies

PHILADELPHIA, May New York out
hatted and outfielded Philadelphia this after
noon and won a game which was devoid of
feature outside of Cores centerGeid play and
Aliens shortstopptng. Gleason retired at the
end of the fifth and WAS succeeded by kilroy.
Brown was hurt in the third and Gray took his
place. Attendance 5,556.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
The Washington BOYS Won.

WASHINGTON, PA, May 2-An interesting
game Of baseball was played here to-day
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
POWERS ROASTED AGAIN.

The Cleveland People Give Him a Dose
Because Cincinnati Beats Them.
CLEVELAND May 2-The rank work of Um-
pire Powers, the weakness of the Clevelands at
the bat and their stupidity in fielding gave
Cincinnati the game to-day. The attendance
was 1900, the day being threatening Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
May win the Derby.

rBY CABLE TO THE pIsPAr
LONDON. Msy y2-Lord Arlingten'E Etolt, Con,sE
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
YOUNGSTOWN OPTIONS EXPIRE.
Iron Mills Will Probably Not BE Bought by
an English Syndicate

:erEeIkL TELEGRAM TO THE DTsPArcR.,
Young sTowN, May 2-The option Of pur-
chase given by a number of mills and furnaces
here to A. B. Godfrey, representing an English
syndicate expired last Thursday.
Mr.. Godfrey was seen in New York the past
week by an iron operator here interested in the
deal. and said that he was expecting. advices
every day to close it up. The iron manufacr-
urers here are satisfied that nothing will be
done.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.
Wanted.

Wanted.
1EILLINER ONE FIRST-CLASS MILL
Vl NER. Apply TO W.C.BERNENDl ID, cor. Thir-
teenth and Carson sts., =. s. my5-153
DUYERS-FOR CENT BOLT, WHITE
ID BACK wallpaper; better grades &c, 2kc, &c:
gold 34c: solid gold SC: embossed gold &c: gold
border ic q yard; samples mailed free. REED,
wallpaper jobber. Rochester, Pa. my3-155
COATMAHER a GOOD COATMAKER.
~ prices 70 to ~. Call address w. l..
THOMPSON, Bedford, Pa. mJ3-I58
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-03
SOME PLAIN TALK.
Manager Hanlon Says a Few Very
Emphatic Words About His
Team of Players,
AND MR.. G'NEIL INDORSES THEM.
0. P. Csylor Interestingly Discusses the
Bright Features of the League
Opening Games.
THE LOCAL SHOOTING TOURNAMENT.
Final Deposit Up for the Reilly and oolleng, kssch-
General Sporting News Of the Day.
THE LOCAL SHOOTING TOURNAMENT.
Final Deposit Up for the Reilly and collsng, Match
General Sporting News Of the Day.

Yesterdays League Games.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-08-05
Bound to Have His Picture.

"Four tintypes for 25 cents Gosh
That's cheap"
A yellow-haired man with red
headed wife and six tow.headed child
rem stood in front of one story photo
graphic studio on the North Side and
stared at a sign in the window.
"That's cheap" he repeated
"We'll go in here, Liz. This is the
place we've been a lookin' for"
The procession moved inside temple
of art.
"Can you put the whole bilin' of
us onto tintype2" he inquired of the
photographer.
eyes"
"Then 90 ahead. I'll take four of
'em."
The photographer grouped the en-.
trie aggregation in front of classic
Grecian background, turned the cam
era in that direction, and the pictures
soon were ready.
do they suit your" he inquired,
bringing them to the light for inspect
ion.
They're bang-up. Amt they,
Liz ?"
Liz expressed the opinion that the
portraits were perfect.
"You understand. of course" said
the proprietor Of the studio, "that %
cents for four tintypes means 25 cents
for each one of your"
"Gosh / don't understand any such
thing That amt what your sign says
out there"
"The sign on a carette says, Five
cent fare but you cant ride on one
with your whole family for FIVE cents,
can you ?"
} That's different. Them pictures is
just the same size as if there was only
one of us, amt they?"
1.-TWO dollars, please"
"It's a blamed swindle."
1.-TWO dollars"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-08-05
The Parent of Insomnia.

The parent Of insomnia or wakefullness
is In nine cases out OF ten dyspeptic
stomach. Good digestion gives sound
sleep, Indigestion interferes with 1t. The
brain and stomach sympathizes. One OF
the prominent symptoms Of weak state
OF the gastric organs is disturbance of
the great nerve entrepot, the brain. In
vigorate the stomach, and you restore the
equilibrium to the great center. A most
reliable medicine for the purpose Is Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, which Is far pre-
ferable to mineral sedatives and powerful
narcotics which, though they may for a
time exert soporific influence upon the
brain, soon ceases to act, and invariably
injure the tone Of the stomach. The Bit
ters, on the contrary, restore activity to
that all important organ, and their bene-
ficient influence is reflected In sound
sleep and tranquil state of the nervous
system. A wholesome impetus Is like
wise given to the action of the liver and
bowels by its use.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-08-05
Quiet Time.

A recent wedding in England was
so interrupted that the friends of the
welded pair found special reason to
congratulate them when the ceremony
was at last over.
All went merrily until the bride.
groom was called upon to produce the
wedding ring. In vain he felt in his
trousers pocket for the indispensable
triAe. Nothing could be found except
a hole through which the ring had evil
dently fallen into the high boot, which
is affected by young men Of that dis
trict. What was he to do
"Take your boot off," said the par
son.
The suspense and silence were pain
ful The organist, at the priests bid.
ding, struck up voluntary" The
young man removed his boot, the ring
was found, also hole in the stocking,
and the worthy minister remarked,
evidently with more than the delay of
the ceremony in mind, young man,
it is time you were married" -
Youths Companion.