Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1891-12-17
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II the woman who hesitates is los
she must be l., dangerous position
when out shopping. Life.
Bridal parties. probably go to Mia
CARA because a little extra gush woulC
not be noticed there. Puck.
Make friends with your creditors I
you can. but never make n creditor o
your friend. -Terds SylingS.
IL don't see." said Aunt Sary. "wh,
they should want n divorce their tenn
pers are entirely combatiblc. ."-C Coium
buS Post
Teacher What Is tho capital OF
Californian Freddy Fangle-"lts glo
rious climate. ~ Smith, Gray o CO..
Monthly.
do you know Mrs. Gossip is very
reliable womanp" "Indeedi" Yes
whatever she says goes. Baltimore
american.
In the world of fashion every old
hon has her set. Aud they manage TO
hatch out a good deal Of mischiof.--
Ter0s Sfftings.
Dc Canter-"Is there any sure way
TO tell the age Of a horsePn DE Trot-
ter-''Yes. Ask the dealer and multi
ply by two. ."-Nct0 York Weekly.
The spoiled oyster, like the spoiled
child, does not know when to shut up.
Also. the spoiled child Is pretty hard
to put down indianapolis Journal
"Cholly's reckless dog;
seems always to live from hand TO
mouth The Major-"Ycs; and most
ly from some other fellows hand. ~
Life.
Some OF the "trouseringsn exhibited
in the windows Of the importing tai
lor" are so loud that you can almost
hear them pant-SDiith, Gray 6 Co. s
Monthly.
Spatts-"Do you think New York
city is entitled to DO called watering
placePn Bluebump-'Why notP Isn't
Jay Gould's Office in the cityP"-Broob.
Ign LIFE.
The woman you would call n poem
Is not the woman You would call IL
the morning TO kindle the breakfasl
fire and fry the slapiacks. Richmond
Recorder.
PA. how do you scalp?" said the
irdian boy to Observation-Disclosures.
First catch your hair sententionsly
replied the noble red man. Boston
Transcript
Dying Deinquent-"Give mo nirl
I'm burning up!" Weekly Editor
Lord have mercy on usl He's struck
the other world alreadyw atlanta
Constitution.
Evergreen - II wonder why old
Closeiist married that fearfullv fat
girl2' Brightly Because there. was
SO little waist to her, suppose. ."-Piit-
ddeipiid Press.
"Blykins knows all about horse
races" why. he never goes TO
them" mo. 1t took him longer to
learn that part than anything else. ~
Washington Star.
Dimmick-"I have fallen away %
half of my former weight Kick
shaw-"Why doesn't Mrs. Dimmick
put on half mourning. ."-Smih. Gray
Il Co.'S Monthly.
Jack (thc facelious) - Il wonder
what State they run the lottery of love
imp Pauline Ohe cynicaD lin every
State, gueis. except the MARI
state. .'-Nelo York He,'did.
I'VE have fixed pie rates in this
essabi5hment. sir. ahd-" You
really have? How delightfully."- fraukl
In all other places they call them
waitersr'- Baltimore american
What do you think Of this idea that
suicide is sometimes permissible?n
1T may do for women. " replied the
candidate. but for mana man with
vote - nevern- Indianapolis Jour
nal.
My speech at the meeting last night
was my maiden effort" ;" said the young
orator. proudly. Yes" cynically re-
piled his friend; Il noticed il was
something of miss. Baltimore ADI-
ertcdH.
This place doesn't seem to be BOOM
ing,n said the new arrival. mo- re-
piled his majesty. lighting another
birthstone cigarette, ''the bottom fell
out some time ago" - indianapolis
Journal.
Solomon wasn't in 1t when he de-
clared that "the borrower Is servant to
the lender.n Every one who has tried
it knows that the lender has to wait
on the borrower. Smith, gray g. Co. 5
Monthly.
Miss Pruyon-"rm glad to hear that
at least one Of our leading colleges
has Tepudiated football" Mr.. Waite
'1s that so? Not Columbia. surely2n
Miss Pruyn-"O. no. Vassar. "-NcU
York Herald.
Mrs. Instyle-"I see. dear that you
have changed your reception days from
Tuesday to Thursday" Mrs. Fashion
Yes; nv new cook wanted Thurs
day for her day out, so | had to-
Boston NelOs
He-'The poet says that ladies'
looks should be our books. Will you
let your eyes be my toacher?" She
Thanks, but / believe both Of them
are already supplied with pupils. -
baltimore AmericaH.
You will excuse me for SAYING so,
Miss Hawkins. but you have a beauti-
full foot" 80 I've been told, Mr..
Sappy-and perhaps you will excuse
me for saying that you ought to see
papa's. ."-NeD York Herald.
There may be corners in wheat. but
this won't disturb the serenity OF the
young man who. with his best girl, sits
In the Sunday twilight glow Of the par
lOr aud imagines he has a corner in
sugar-Phiiadeiphta Times.
Ethel--Did / understand you to say
that you were in an auction storeP'
Mr.. Slowgo-"Why, no; bow could
you have formed that ideaP" "Be-
cadse you say you arc going so many
times before you go."-ReiO York
Herald.
81. Who are youpD Appli-
cant-''An humble Texas rainmaker. "
81. Peter. r.-"Uml You'd better apply
one story below. They've been com.
planning Of drought there since the
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