Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-02-17
QUITE A LIVELY GUEST.
When People are on Travelling They are
Different From When at Home.

san Francisco Examiner.
"Yes," said the night clerk of the
Golden Eagle, ''you see some mighty
queer kind of people in this BUSINESS
for a fact"
Don't Say?' we replied with inter-
est. inaSmuch as even the "reminiscences
of a night clerl, as mitigation of bore
dom of temporary Sojourn in Sacre-
mento was better than nothing" as
the Baptist old lady said when her pas
tor informed her that the MethodiStS
would be sent TO Hades for 1000 years
any way.
when people go off travelling they
act differently from what they do at
home" continued the y. c. thought
fully. you don't notice it SO much in
the day time. You've got to be on the
night watch to see guests get off the
reservation and have ghost dances"
"Do, eh?'
That's what. F'rinStance. there
was a tai, thin, kinder sad-looking
chap put up here about three weeks
ago, who was high roller from way
back. The very first night he got out
on the Bad Lands and came back shout
ing. 1t took two porterS and all the
bell boys 10 get him upstairs to bed.
| The mcknight lac went out TO chicken
fight and licked couple OF hackmen ON
the way home. lie was pretty warm,
| tell You.
Rather
''The reXt night was a. m.-hf
came i'm loaded, as usual. There was
theatrical troupe in town, and two ol
the actresses were about retiring a he
passed up stairs whooping like lot OF
Sioux chasing 4 suffers wagon. lie
raped on the actresses door, aud n
they wouldn't open it, Of course, he
blew cigarette smoke through the key
hole and yelled Fire"
made 4 panic, didn't it?'
u hats no word for it. Looked like
A sheet and pillow case party in an In
sane asylum. We read the riot act then
hut he put up warm talk with the
proprietor and squared IL somehow. lie
was velvet talker, sure as you're born
The night after that he cOaXed me int(
4 dice game and skinned n hundred anC
sixty outer me quicker'n wink.
"Madc his expenses, eh?'
Exactly. Well, the next morning HI
came down with his head swelled ant
his grin packed. He said he hated Il
leave us as he'd had such quiet, pleas
ant, genial sort OF time. but duty calico
him and he must away. So made on
his bill, ~.
made it pretty large, too didn'
you?"
.s'Bout the usual-but wait; hand
ed him his account, and what do you
think he said?'
Cant imagine"
"Why. he said, Great Scott. don
Won make reduction to clergymen?
Pete Wasn't In IL.
There was meeting of the stock
holders of certain railroad in jackson
Miss. A colored man crept up to th
head of the stairs in the building wher
the meeting was in progress, and wins
peringly asked of another colored maj
on duty there:
Moses, has dey don voted to Gu
wages down?'
,,Sah! What you talkin' bout
doan' know YOU, Sah," pompouSly re
piled the other.
you dun dOan' know me?'
mo. sab"
"Git out! Didn't dun marry you
sister Mary. an hain't workin righ
in dis depot
whats de name, Sah?'
Name! Name. Hain't your 6rudder
law. Pete Williams
IAN is yo' one OF de stockholders o
dis railrode?'
lob cO'Se not.
kin YOU vote in dis meetin'?'
No"
"Den. sab. begS TO inform, YOU san
dat arter We git frew purceedIn VIA oui
Durceeding we may decide to cuimlnat
10 same To outsiders; an ii We do, san
an should happen to meet, sab, shal
he bappy To participate all de eluclda
sbnn ipcomprehensible wild our policy
Good day, Sah.'
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