The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-16


SOME, capitalists phlanthropic
Win give labor reformers topic
For praising this town
BY soon bringing down
The prices of beer to point microscopic.
Chicago Times.
YOUNG FERGUsoN-How harshly and uncere-
moniously Miss Blim spoke to that brother of
Young Hankinson with bitter recollections
of his last interview with Miss Blim)-Yes. He's
her-her real brother. you know Chicago
tribune.
HYPNoTIsM is doing wonders in these days
An English dentist has found that he can hyp-
notize a patient and extract tooth without
giving the least pain. Now if peop,e could only
turn about and hypnotic dentists SO that they
would think their bills had been paid this world
would be pretty good summer and winter re-
sort-DetrOt Free Press
DID you ever read THE Corsican Brothers.
Mrs. De Porque?" asked the young man who
was calling
No; what is it about?"
Its about q man who had double
20, yes; | never pay any attention to these
jokes abont cucumbsrs and green apples, you
know. Washington Post.
FORTY YEARS AGO the people of the town Of
Norway got into dispute about naming the
streets There was a deadlock which was
broken by H. J. Khnball. later of Atlanta, ca
Mr.. Kimball privately painted signs for all the
streets giving the names he wished. Then, in
the night he nailed the signs up. In the morn
ing the streets were all named and the quarrel
was ended.-AuJttStG (Me) Journal
New WORKERS maintain, and possibly cor
rectly that liberal education in classical En-
glish can be obtained from overhearing con.
versatlons in Boston horse cars. They oan also
obtain some original ideas in architecture from
the lady who while passing the new Harvard
bridge in an electric car, remarked that the
bridge lacked refinement and was a physical
detormty because of the hump in It's back -
Boston Post
You wouldn't think that she has driven three
mon to attempt suicide"
II would never have believed it. Yet how
often the most innocent appearing woman is
at heart a cruel remorseless coquette, a de
stroyer-"
ties had nothing 10 do with it, The men were
| her neighbors while she was taking vocal les
sons. Indianapolis Journal
81 AN AFRAID shall never be a good Chris
| tlan. sighed Striver.
Why nots" asked the minister
II don't seem 70 make any progress "
Have you left undone those things which
you ought to have done and done those things
whoa you ought not to have done?"
| Eyes
Then you're all right You are as good a
| Christian as the rest of US. n-Netc York Press
| Mrs. E. L. MEREDITH of Waco heard a ire
| mendous racket in the kitchen, and, upon in.
vestigation, found her two boys. Jim and Bob.
engaged in a rough nd-tumble fight.
| What do you mean by all this racket" ex-
| claimed the indignant mother. Quit kicking
| each other, and let go of each others hair
| what are you quarreing about. anyhow
| The boys separated, and Bob explained: I'VE
| are quarrelng about which is the best behaved
| boy Jim says he rs the best behaved boy. and
| l say he is a liar"
Here the two clinched again, and Mrs. Mere
| dith had to pour cold water on them to get
| them apart. The question as to which is the
| most quiet, orderly boy, has not yet been de-
| cided.-Ter1S SfttnGS