The Portland daily press., 1891-07-21
The ona-hoss SHAY

The peculiar feature Of the "One-hoss shay"
was, that it was "bult in such a wonderful way
that it had no weakest part" The "weakest
part" OF woman Is invariably her back, and
female weaknesses are only too common. With
the use of DR.. Pierces Fayorite Prescription this
may be avoided, and women may be compare
lively as strong their brothers. Prolapsus, In
hammation, liberation, periodical pains, eucor
rhea, dragging down sensations, debility ner-
vousness, sleeplessness, dependency, are only a
few of the symptoms OF weakness of the female
organs which the Favorite Prescription is Uar-
Tdnted to remove.
Tommy-Me and Jack are going to play Indian,
tomorrow, and we is going to paint ourselves all
over with redpaint.
VisItor-But where are you going to get red
paint enough for that?
T0mmy-Jack and me knows. don't mind
telling you though. We've found out where
mamms keeps the red paint she puts on her
iace-BostOn Transcript.
Why don't you try Carter's Little Liver
fllisr They are a positive cure for sick head
ache, and all the ills produced by disordered liver.
Only one pill a dose.
Patsy dhe tramp)-say, Gull, I've diskiyered
the Golcondy we want to go to. It's India
Birdby (the tough What's the beauties
Of India?
Patsy-Listenl In India soap is considered q
USED year: Do we go?
Birdby-We gO-Lght.
To prevent the appearance of age, use BuckIng-
hams Dye for the Whiskers.
NOW, little boys, can you tell me-" said a Co.
iumbus teacher, "what the effect of tobacco is
upon the system?"
Little Billy, VINO has wrested with his first
chew promptly held up his hand.
well, Billy, what Is the effect?r
Makes yer wlsht yer wuz deadi"-Columbus
Post.
The action Of Carriers Little liver Pills is
pleasant, mild and natural. They gently stimu-
late the liver. and regulate the bowels, but do not
purge. They are sure to please. Try them.
Coroner-I have found on this body letter
which indicates that the mans name was Brown.
Can anybody here identify him?"
Stranger-Brown, did you say? fused TO know
man named Brown down IN Texas.
Coroner-Thank heaveni here's a clue at lastn
blhgnampton Leader.
Equally safe for young or old, Ayers Sarsapa-
rliia cleanses the blood from all impurities.
a MdtUer OF PRINCIPLE.
Mother OF the Family-NOw, Harris. II youll
turn the handle OF this wringer, IN get the wash
Ing out OF the way half an hour sooner.
Father of the family grim and inAexih,e,
Elniy, cant do lick OF work thout breaking
my worn. Inc strike at the shops ain't been de-
ciaIeu vi yet'-Chieago Tribune
had catarrh of the head and throat ,or evo
years. used Elys Cream Balm, and from tho
first application was relieved. The sense q,
smell, which had been lost, was restored after
using one bottle. have found the Balm the onIv
satisfactory remedy for catarrh, and 1t has effect
ed cure In my case.-H. L. Meyer, waverly
NY.
Professor Indur (author of "Metempsychoss."
etc.)-Dont you believe In the transmigration Of
souls, Miss Hayve?
Miss Bee Hayye-Yes, believe do; for 90
you know, at times you have The same hunted
LOOK IN your eyes that my poor FldO had -Wneh
inc oog-catchers were after him.-Puck.
FOR the complexion use Ayers Sarsaparilla.
IL brings blooming health to wan cheeks.
sHadnt the Grit.
housewite-I think the most beneficial thing
~, you would be scrubblng with sand.
hungry Higgins-When 1t comes 10 a scrubin'.
SAND ~. y nave 70 own up that haven't got the