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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
TRAGEDY IN THE sANcruM.

Just Fate OF the Peddier of the '.Neolo-
gizer."
There was gentle tap on the corner
of the editors desk and the busy man
ceased for moment the death-deailng
work of his blue pencil
sGood morning." said soft little
voice from a bunch of whiskers on
mild little man
"How are your replied the editor,
without the slightest indication In the
tone that he cared a continental how
the little man was
MAY have q few minutes of your
time?'' inquired the little voice. plead
ingly.
"What is it?''
81 have something you may need in
your business"
s'What? Money!" inquired the edit
or sarcastically.
"No." said the little man. mot
money, but something else. DID you
ever hear of a neologizer?"
Something to clean clothes within
To keep out the flies? To destroy cock
destroy moths? To make old butter
young? To remove freckles or tan?
To cure fits? To eradicate hair moles?
To -" and the editor hesitated a mo-
ment In his sarcasm
$50 on. }" said the little man, softly,
ego on, you are not half way there and
I've got a vacation"
The editor warmed little
'sWell, what the deuce is a neolo-
gizer?''
'sT'm one," said the little man.
'tOh," growled the editor.
Eyes, sir, I'm a neologizer-a joke
neologizer- neologize from the Greek
| neos, new, and logos, speech, word. dis
course. See? 1 introduce new words
| for puns and new ideas for jokes
| can
Hold on a minute" interrupted the
editor. I'm not the man you want to
see. Let me introduce you to our funny
/ man"
| The editor took him back andstepped
| outside to listen. and five minutes after
| ward he heard a dull thud on the floor
and Settlement and then the funny
| man, with handful of whiskers. came
out and asked the janitor for dustpaI
and broom.-Detroit Free Press
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

DR. SALMON, chief of the national
bureau of animal industry. in an inter
view at Chicago said: 81 cannot say
positively that have ever known of
lumpy-jawed cattle communicating the
disease, If such it is, to other cattle or
to human beings who ate the meat. At
the same time diseases might be COM
municated Indirectly. The disease may
not be constitutional and that identical
disease may not be given to eaters of
the meat. but it may cause digestive
arrangement and other general
troubles"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
CHpptngh

A wealthy Georgia farmer has had
bad luck in his matrimonial ventures.
About twenty years ago he was en-
gagged to the daughter of q neighbor.
The day before the date set for the
wedding the girl decided she did not
wish to marry and the engagement
was broken Four or five years ago he
married the daughter of his old flame.
and recently she eloped with the
farmers hired man.
Daniel Dongherty, the silver-tongued
orator, made his first money holding
the ribbons over his fathers bus team
in Philadelphia.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

In view of the serious nature of the
financial situation the Spanish govern
ment has decided to cut down expenses
by suspending the plan of increasing
the navy and by withdrawing subsidies
to railways The ships in course of
construction are to be completed, but
apart from this Spain will make no
further efforts to rival the great naval
powers of Europe. The government
has decided on this plan instead of re-
sorting to petty economies.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
Pues and Pug.

The affection of certain cat for the
pug dog that lived in the same family
was very great THE cat" says its
owner, twas observed on several oc-
casions bringing live mice to the pug,
who was much more alarmed than
pleased when she pressed her offerings
upon him Pug began to get very fat
and we gave strict orders to the ser
wants not to feed him. still as he eontin-
ued to increase in size we watched him.
and found that he ate the scraps that
were left for the pigs We made a bar
ricade before the place where the scraps
were kept, SO high that he could not get
over. Nevertheless, to our astonish-
ment, pug continued as fat as ever, and
at last we discovered that the cat used
to climb over the boards and bring back
bones for pug, who was waiting ex-
pectantly on the other side Detroit
Free PreSs
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE popularity of Prince George. of
Wales. the favorite sailor prince" has
been shown emphatically during his
Illness, from which he is recovering.
Immense numbers of callers applied
for information as to how the prince
was getting along and kilograms poured
in from all parts of England
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE German budget reports that So
600, 900 marks is needed for extra ex-
penditure on the navy, of which 90. OOO.-
600 is required for nineteen vessels of
war. The artillery service calls for "a
600, 600 marks extra
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE Austrian authorities propose to
prosecute the owners of the Vienna
Tageblatt for publishing the emperor's
alleged utterances concerning the war
like outlook for Europe.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE English trades council has taken
up definite position on the necessity
of regulating the immigration of aliens.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

WITHIN the past month work and
wages have been offered to the Russian
Hebrew exiles by $500 industrial es-
Establishments, factories and mining
corporations. through the United
Hebrew Charities.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE British attorney-generali in open
ing the session of the British society of
arts appealed to manufacturers in their
own interests to be fully represented at
the Chicago fair.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

Both the great British parties are
preparing to advocate legislation for
the benefit of tenant farmers of En-
gland and Scotland.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

CHIcAGo's board of trade has joined
that of Cleveland in a request to Secre-
tary of State Blaine to request Canada
to cease Determinations in the Welland
canal
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

FORTY-sEvEN newspapers are pub
1ished in the republic of Ecuador. OF
these fifteen are published in Quito, the
capital. and twelve in Guayaquil, the
principal seaport.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

IT is reported from St Petersburg
that %, 900. 900 persons are unable to
pay their taxes, and that this will cause
a budget deficit of e12, O0O, 600.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
CURRENT COMMENT.

WASHINGTON war authorities do not
expect any serious Indian troubles in
the northwest
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE street railroad tracks at Vicks-
burg, Miss, have been torn up by the
city authorities The company will
sue for damages
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

M. JULES SIMON, the eminent French
statesman, made a strong address in
the French senate the other day against
the high tariff policy.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
At the Luncheon Hour.

Marrietta-I know that Ann Teak's
age isn't within five years OF what You
say, because 1 saw the entry myself in
the family Bible
Laura-Goodnessi That must have
been q copy of the revised edition.
Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

All she lacks of beauty
is little plumpness."
This is frequent thought.
and a wholesome one.
All of a baby's beauty is.
due to fat, and nearly all of a
womans-we know it as
curves and dimples.
What plumpness has to do
with health is told in a little
book on CAREFUL LIVING; sent
free.
Would you rather be-
healthy or beautiful? aBoth~
IS the proper answer.
Mo- York S<a Avs1ses-
rsr drugsisksep sess,s E-.,.;-x
eA-.n ssassss s'gyvhre @. q.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

WIEN there Is work TO be done the
buzz-ssw Is always willing TO take o hand
-Yonkers Statesman
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

Il BEG to disagree with you-" remarke6
the green apple to the small ooy--Auguses-
Chronicle
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

SINCE bell Is provided with q tongue IT.
ought to tel instead or being t0lled-Bing~
hamton Republican
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

MANY little children owe their good health
to DIR John Bulls Worm DestroyerS Mice
Mammals 10 give them such nice candies"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
Rack and ThumscreW

Were scarcely more tortuous than the
twangs OF rheumatism. Not only is it one,
Of the most agonizing, but most Obstinate
pf complaints in its chronic stage Forestaala
the untold agonies il infiicts with Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, the finest blood de-
purent in existence Dyspepsia. consdpa-
lion biliousness and malaria are also COM
pletely eradicated by this co-up-ehensIve>
medicine.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

To REGULATE the stomach. liver and bowels
and promote digestion, take one of Carriers
Little Liver Pills every night Try them
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

WHO SUFFERS with his liver. bilious u.s.
poor blood or dizziness-take Beecham's-
Pills. For sale by all druggists
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

DOUBTLESS when they speak OF the war
ring elements" they mean when the winds.
| have cone 70 hlewA-Washingto Post.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE farmer who closely packs his load OF
wood Is sure TO strike the popular chord
Lowell Courier
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
Sale

Hattie Hartbroke-I never want to
see another man as long as live!
Flora Flyrt-But how are you going
to avoid meeting them?
Hattie Hartbroke-Well, to begin,
I'm going to spend the summer at the
seaside-Puck
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

THE young man behind the ribbon coun-
ter is not necessarily modest Just because
be turns all coiors--Yonkcrs Statesman
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

me only ore Ever Printed-Can You Fins
the Worde
There is inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word The same Is
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co This
house places a Crescent on everything
they make and publish Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples freq
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

Iris perhaps, q trifle superfuous 60 say
that rexeent failures in the shoe trade were
because OF inability 70 foot the billS-Low-
eli Nail
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

YoC hardly realize that II i. medicine, when
taking Carriers Little Liver Pills: they are
very small; no bad effects; all troubles from
torpid liver are relieved by their use
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

A LIQUID laugh may be infectious, but II
Is not considered as stimulating As . bquid
sSsmila n-Youkers Gaxetta
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

The Hartman Manufacturing Co. OF
Beaver Falls, Pa, is q nrst-class house and
makes hrst-class goods Its principal pro-
ductions are Steel Picket Lawn Fences and
Gates, Wire Panel Farm Fence, Steel Picket
Tree and Flower Guards, Flexible Steel Wire
Mats, and Woven Wire Carpet 1t is stated
that this firm manufactures 80 per cent o.
all wire mats used The Company has sale
agencies in the leading cities, and their
goods are Of course on sale everywhere.
They get out Catalogues and Booklets re-
1ating to their various specaltics. and all
their printed matter is exceptionally hand
some and must be seen 70 be appreciated
The Catalogues and Booklets viii be cheer
fully sent TO any address.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

ARR COMPLAINTS, q. Br.,rn;s Bronchial Troches''
have remarkable curative properties. Sold
Only 5Ts b0Iee.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

"WHAfI arrest me for voting twfcer-
said the tramp, reproschfully ''Don't you
knew that even history repeats itselff"-
B. Joseph NsHA
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

ST.. LOUIS Beer is the best, and the "A B
C.. Bohemian Bottled Beer The American
Brewing Co. s, is the best in St Louis.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

s"THRY say Robinson has water on the
brain" "Wtere did he get itf'' What
tho waterf" s.No-the brain "-Lifa
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26
MISCELLANEOUS.


were concluded on the 18th.
Two express trains on the Philadel-
phia s. Erie railway collided at Jersey
Shore, Pa, and Lum Ray and Harry
Bard were instantly killed and Engi.
neer Willing had both legs broken.
Twelve passengers were also injured,
THE Lester boot and shoe factory st
Binghamton, N. Y, was struck by a
heavy gale recently. The north wall
was blown down and a serious panic
followed Fortunately no one was
killed.
The national mining congress opened
at Denver. Col, on the 18th A free
| silver speech by Senator Stewart OF
Nevada, was the feature.
THIRrY-sIx Thousand miners in
France are on q strike. Extra police
and military are on duty.
| The Youghiogheny express struck q
wagon ut the southwest branch cross
ing, Greensburg. Pa Three Of tho 90
cupants were killed and the remaining
one fatally injured
| Two of the largest Wholesale house.
In St Paul. Mimi. were destroyed By
| fire on the 18th. Loss. 81 600, 600
AT Perry, N. Y, two passenger car.
left the track and rolled down an en-
banl<ment thirty feet Mr.. Hoyt o:
4 Rochester, was seriously injured and
his wife was killed. Baggageman Hans
had several ribs broken
REvoLTs due to the famine and at
tended with considerable bloodshed
are reported in Gharkoff and Ekater
inoslav, Russia
A FRIGHrFUL epidemic of smallpox
was reported raging at Harris Neck
Ga The people are in abject misery
The trustees of the Chicago Baptis
university are out with an appeal 70,
| 81, 000, 600 for building fund
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-11-26

REV. EZRA MARSH BORING, one of the
Oldest Methodist ministers in the west,
hanged himself in Evanston, Ill He
was insane from age and sickness
THE miners employed at the mines Of
Lord Rosslyn, in Scotland, have struck
for an advance of a shilling a day.
The football match at Spring field.
Mass. was won by Yale with a score
of 10 to Harvard O.
THE Russian ukase prohibiting the
export of wheat went into effect on
the Esd. ALI Russian breadstuffs are
now under prohibition.
THREE prospectors are reported to
have discovered immense quantities OF
free aluminium in the San Mateo
mountains, N. NJ
DICTATOR FoNsECA has appointed
February % next as the date for hold
ing elections in Brazil.
A BETTER tone and an easier feeling
was reported in tho London money
market the past week. The continental
bourses also were somewhat improved.
THE Cherokee com mission and the
committee of the council of the Chero-
KEGS are holding secret conferences
daily.
DURING the past Eve months mort
cages for ., 500. 600 are said to have
been released in eastern and central
Kansas.
ACCORDING to Paris edvices ex-Kine
Milan, of Servia, and his fast and colos-
expenditures may yet cause general
war in Europe.
In letter concerning the scenes in
Valparaiso after the overthrow of Bal
maceda, an American lady paints the
actions of the victors IN BLACKLIST col
ors Foreigners cared for the wounded
of the last battles United States
officers were especially self-sacrifcing
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1891-09-18
rHs ssirvsss oar oo.rs.

Thit~en rather dubious seam-
less old coats aro now oa sxhib.-
tion In different shrincs of Ruro..e.
each claimed 10 be that of the
Savior II may b. that these
thirteen garments were the stock
In trade 81 the original Old Clo'.
man 81 Baxter street In Jerusalem
OF Told. Naturally ,Dough the Jolly
tradesman 81 that ancient resort of
nakedncss, having sccarrd the
thirteen coats 81 the Savior anil
his twelve apostles. sold each as
that Of the Savior himself aud
hence this honest confusion of
facts In oar time
We make this suggestion IN or-
der to relieve the Priests. running
these sub-T. sile-shows. of the
~onfusiou Il the faithful incident
10 this pretence of having 10 many
al the Saviors garmerts Why
not put them oil In cne ocala warl-
robe or platform aud make q big
thing out of it-a sort ~ Old Clio
trust and g~t George aud Bark,-
dale and Morgan and q little mnn-
ey 10 advertise the shcbang and
sst the wsHld howlsng about II
" xaald do NOR good In the
way 81 exciting the passion u rev
ereDce for the faith of the fathers.
of che church and of those of shs
rcpublso Fundamental pfinciplss
aud faith of both are greatly en.
dangercd by this sncidenial and
growing corruption % the a . and
church and of government We
should discover and revere she
philosophy rsthsr than the old
coat of the Savior and the faith ol
Jefferson and Jackson rather than
this new fetish ~ Barksdale and
George
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1891-09-18

| There is . sort cf pvusidentis1
iu~iics adminiss@s<i In sb<s< csscs
Tilden vas . professional raiIwsy
wrccker and nbber. Curiossly
enough he was unwilling 10 have
New iork city and State plund~r.
cd by others. not even l,yTsmmsny,
o. he bad been accustomed 10 rob
innocrut railway bailding popals.
tions Of tho West and Tilien BE-
came. after his VEN greed was
saiiaied. honest. incoml~r.
ably honest and the people 20 sd.
mired that they made him preei.
dent. But . just God or natural
right interpo~ed and q body oi
FFesser thieves and knaves. even
Bin Chandler and John Sherman
and "Tis'sing statesmen" Of the sw-
I'll reftd. in'erpesed ssd the great
fhrns - h'mpe'f eheeted snQ
fhey ~hom - iusended " endnw
wfh his wealth are th~mselses
cheated ey the infamous courts aud
snoney-getting lawyers OF New
fork Their ood % gold and
eonis aud exemption from taxa
finn' throngh tariff codes. their
@.,y aim In li'e.
f"r'.,p- Isl'en's aud Mark Hop
ki"s iuck. amer deafh. may teach
their survivors ct the same sort
lessons which stanford prac'ices
ne proposes 10 disEos~. While he
hs''-' o. bis enormous wealth aud
he uecaai~s tae West b~neiacior
@ maHkiod la creating apd en-
tl0giag the majestic university of
California and ,h.n Il ..s,.. 4.
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1891-09-18
rssE vsrSkISa.

THE SIoSAL has few readers
who have yet 10 learn that this Il
a tree country and that every man
In !, has the righ, IN think a. Il
pleasss hir on all public ques,isns
ot morals and politics Differences
of opinion are useful and h Il urlI
that no two mn agree osherw ise,
discussion would end AMI With Il
progressive Il iaking aud the
world would stand still and h..
come ton stupid 10 live in. We
won't rad newspapers that agree
with n IN all ti'ings. We prefer
those thai knos'k holes N the hori-
ann that hedges Ia our own little
~Orld Il thought enabling us ~
sss new si2rs ansi qu~rr sblsiss ~
the lsoundleas endless beyond
That's the reason We like thu Ms
si-sipIian.
But we have founi one gool
man who says he dunt like THE
SI0SAL bccause Il 10 birth for and
again~, him. Jus' lei him b. pa
iieut In Q few weeks or months
we will he AL agrccd ., least m,
the main ques'ims ls~;ore tn
c"un'ry and throwing np our hats
anil shouting Down With the
trusts aud combines ard up With
Camfls.ll and the people ?" 'D,wn
with Reed Rnl tn Force lill AMI
NJ with the Frse.iam ~ the States
and Of the people :" down witt,
sherman an the Chinese wall AL
mp with Free Trade al ! tue Fern
ers r
Up with the white silver dal
lar of the Dal'lie. anl down wi'h
Wall street aad bonl- AID raas =
II there le those who woah al
sorb the sunT. aud the railways
and telegraph and hanks we don't
esjecs bat our nav isn't caaaci-
ons enough to take iE everything.
A
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1891-09-18


Organs a the Lottery In New
Orleans fghi heroicAlly aud the
great octopus dies hard. Reed
the insmiisble description of Il IN
Victor Hugo's "Tsilen of tho Se&' =
IL conisins within iis Shiny folds .
commonwealth oncs great and rich
ana powerful n bed almost fofe.
ed oct of Ioui~iaua rs very lile-
blood Transferring a inio he heart
and brain and body a . Uves HI
ssd his splcndia eonrsien were
srmysd In puvple and gold their
sintims. In raga ere nn'etiefed
blacks ~ al the~e 6snses and The
POOR Whites a New orleans and u
the booth whme fprsun<4 uad<
desperie ~ ~ alI-r@rvadine
scl~an~ q Fel~rsl tnzstiou. drive
<bem and these seerulA despair.
sug n iniussry I'D u 0od y
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1891-09-18

Practically. lawyers ani conris
and tleir hangrrs-on IN the Ea~'
arr the legaiees Of the nilIiaBaireA
Mz Mark Hopkins whose hur.
ban. with Hun MT u ani stan
fori. vas en- nlosel wiih twenty
millions or more of the peoples
wealth hy the truss-hrredinw re-
publi an congress oi the unite.l
States. died not long sgo and ie-
queathed her whole wealth 20 a
good fellow. Searles. whom she
had weslded The gool weman's
and Horkins' heirs siiecs and they
viii prove that Mr.. Hopkins ws-
insane aud unworthy and in-ara-
BILE Of making a will There are
thousands of ''@sandiug wiine~~~s''
for the penrisn agents WIN sell
sfhdssits made 10 nrlsr. "duly
signed and sworn ~" a, 6 saeh,
more ar les In proprFsi.m 70 the
magnitude and nnml~r Of lies en-.
holisvl In the AFFIDAVIT. TIE more
astounding the lie the i~tser ltAun
likes ID ard the more mnney NJ
zhovels ont - the fresafy inss
| thr pockeis " knAve* fhns bsi'~a
10 vote the R~pu'ln~n sietel aaf
stand by Harrisnn or n'ain< n
he neat presidential camsai .
And yes people pretend 10 b
amazed thss TiI.Ien cosl.Ia't writ~
x1ll that woali stand N such coart'
and IN such : couniry xh<v ''se>
tipsny" \ - cheap an.l sbc yin
sings q plAin prejuy - snor
nose