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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
BliSSfulI

Is the relief afforded by the laxative action
of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters in cases of
constipation. There is none of the gripping
produced by it that is caused by drastic ca
thartics. Not only does the Bitters afford
unspeakable relief, but it tones the bowels
the stomach and the liver. Beneficent, too
is its actionin malarial, kidney and rheu-
matte disease.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
Out OF Place.

The commercial room OF English
hotels is devoted to that species OF
business man whom we designate as
drummer" and who, in America,
fares with the other guests. John
Poole, an English humorist OF bygone
de--s. once strolled into hotel at
B. iton, and ordered dinner. AS he
was discussing his savory chop, anoth-
er man entered, took his stand by the
fire, and began whistling. Finally, ne
spoke.
"Fine day, SIR" said he.
every fine," answered Poole.
Business pretty briskH"
"I believe So"
'Do anything with Jones on the
paradeH"
Now it so happened that Jones was
the grocer from whom Poole occasion
ally bought a quarter OF a pound OF
tea, so he answered:
ga little"
Good man, SIR"
"Glad to hear it, sir.f
"Do anything with Thompson, in
King Street,"
"No SIR"
"Shaky, sir"
"Sorry to hear it, sir. Recommend
ed course of salt baths!"
The stranger looked earnestly at
Poole, advanced to the table, and
said, arms a-kimbo:
"Sir, l begin to think you are a gen.
tleman!"
II hope so, sir" answered Poole;
"and l hope you are the same"
"Nething of the kind" exclaimed
the stranger. And if you are gem
tleman, what business have you
here?" a.
He rangthe bell, and when the wait
or entered, exclaimed, Indignantly.
"Here's q gentleman Turn him
outp'
Poole had unwittingly settled him.
sef in the commercial room of the
hotel.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
Writing In Erect Characters.

AS mo- adults write without much
regard to the angle which the words
take, it is to them a matter ofsupreme
Indifference whether upright or slop-
ing caligraphy is best for their health.
But with children it is different. Hence
there may be something in the recon-
mendatIon of Drs. Won Reuss and
Lorenz to the Supreme Council of
Hygiene for Austria, that in future
children should be taught to write in
erect characters. For in this form of
penmanship the scholar faces his work
and is spared the twist of the body
and neck which is always observablein
those who write slantwise, and the
tendency to spinal curvature induced
thereby.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
Fired by Natural Gas

MuNc1E, Ind, Special.-Ball Bros tin
stamp works burned recently. The fire
originated from the natural gas pipe. Loss,
$4,000. Shulleworths boarding house was
damaged $40, 600.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

How is your cold? Use Johnson's Ano-
dyne Liniment or it may last all winter;
certain fact.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

King among Liniments is Johnson's
Anodyne, because it be can taken in ternal-
" by everyone
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

CAN YOU FIND THE WORD? There is a 8
inch display advertisement in this paper,
this week, which has no two words alike
except one word. The same is true of each
new one appearing each week. from The
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house
Places and esb on eSerEth hing they
the name of the word and they will return
you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs or SAM
Piles FREE.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

How to keep down taxes-sit on the tax
collector
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

A cheap cure for a fever-Try to borrow
money from miser and you'll get chill.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

A cyclone is like three girls walking
abreast-it don't turn out for anything.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

ould-be-Actor-I should like to elevate
the stage. Manager-Then you'd better
keep off of it.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

Men with red noses are the lighthouses
to warn mariners when "half seas over"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
The Only One Ever Printed.

How to catch husband-Listen when
he talks in his sleep.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
ONE ENJOYS

OGNH @A\Jo n -
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, ita
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in BOO
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand win pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try It. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL,
LOUISVILLE. Nv. VIEW york. NJ
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A Neat Compliment.

A gentleman in Fargo, who recently
returned from trip in the East, speaks of
his trip as follows; 1--WE took in the magni-
ficent day boat ride from New York to
Albany, and enjoyed the luxury fthe New
York Central Limited and other famous
trains, but want to say for '"The North
Western Line"-C. st. p. NJ. & o. Ry., that
the most elegant, convenient and absolutely
comfortable cars we rode ia was on their
Vestibuled Gas Lighted train from St. Paul
to Chicago. had not been on the THE
Northwestern Line for a long time.
This time started without being influenced
by the agent, and was so pleased with my
good judgment in selecting ''The North
Western Line, " that give 1t and the line
free puff"
The famous Vestl buled Limited carrying
magnificent new style Pullman and Wagner
Sleepers leaves ST. Paul at 7.30 P. NJ. daily,
and makes the trip to Chicago in Is and !
hours. The Fast daylight express leaves
st. Paul at $50 A. NJ. daily, and makes the
trip in Is hours and 40 minutes and makes
connections with all trains East and South.
The sugar interests in politics is very
great now. All the boys want some.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

At the Universal Exposition of 1889, at Paris,
France, the best sewing machines of the world,
including those of America, were in competition.
They were passed upon by jury composed of
the best foreign mechanical experts, two of whom
were the leading sewing machine manufacturers
of France. This jury, after exhaustive examina-
ton and tests, adjudged that the Wheeler &
Wilson machines were the best of all, and award
ed that company the highest prize offered-the
GRAND PRIZE-giving other companies only
gold silver and bronze medals.
The French government, as further recogni-
ton of superiority, decorated Mr.. Nathaniel
Wheeler, president of the company, with the
Cross of the Legion of Honor-the most priced
honor of France. II
The No. Q, for family use and the No, 10, for
manufacturing uses, are the best in the world
to-day.
And now, when you want sewing machine, If
you do not get the best it will be your own fault
Ask your sewing machine dealer for the No. Q
Wheeler & Wilson machine. If he doesn't keep
them, write to us for descriptive catalogue and
terms. Agents wanted in all unoccupied terri
tory, WHEELER u WILSON MFG. co.
Chicago, Ill.
For sale by STONE & DUMBLE,
MORRIS, MINI. e..
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Iovad and Loaf.

The love between Robert Browning
and his wife was ideal, in the true sense
of that much-abused word. And her
death, after a Few short years of mar
ried life, left the poet inconsolable. TO
him she remained always the dearest
and most lovely of created beings,
and her gift seemed to him far greater
than his own. A writer in the Christ
ian Union gives the following pathetic
sketch of chance interview with
him:
] was travelling in Italy. There
were few tourists in my compartment,
and all were absorbed in books or
revery, until the close of the long,
tiresome day. Then it was that the
elderly gentleman who had sat by my
side without moving his eyes from
the landscape, made comment that
invited conversation.
"You are fond of poetry" he asked,
when something in the shifting splend-
or of the Italian skies evoked from me
Byron couplet.
"0h, yes,' responded. ~ love
poets and poetry" g
The old gentleman grew young, and
never shall / forget the wonderful
thought and imagery that flowed in a
continuous stream from his lips.
"Who are your favorite poets?" he
asked abruptly.
manned them and without further
comment, quoted my favorite poem,
one of Mrs. Browning's. When / had
finished, my companion resumed his
post by the window, and did not deigr
to notice me again.
l was much discounted. Had
given offence? Before reaching oul
destination | ventured to say:
II suspect, sir, that you do not lik'
Mrs. Browning's poetry"
The dark eyes of the stranger turned
pitifully upon me, and he said" Mad
am, that sonnet is the sweetest, anc
it's singer the most precious gift lif'
has given me. She was nv wife"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

"Money is tight" No wonder, so much
of it goes to the saloon.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05

When Charlemagne and his " Knights Of
the Round Table were making war on the
Saracens, in Africa, it frequently happened
that Knights on either side would fight in
single combat for the honor of their re-
spective armies. The Saracens had been,
for many years, the scourge = the dreaded
invaders --of Europe, and all waged war
against this common enemy.
But in these days the worst scourge that
threatens us, is that dread invader, Con-
sumption.
Consumption fastens it's hold upon its vic
tins while they are unconscious Of its APP
proach DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery has cured thousands of cases of this
most fatal of maladies. But it must be
taken before the disease is too far advanced
in order to be effective If taken in time,
and given a fair trial, it viii cure, or money
paid for 1t will be refunded
For Weak Lungs, Splitting Of Blood, Short
ness of Breath, Bronchitis, Asthma, severe
Coughs, and kindred affections, it is an une-
qualed remedy.
For all diseases that arise from torpid
liver and impure blood, nothing can take the
place of DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry. Nothing will, after you have seen what
it does. 1t prevents and cures by removing
the cause 1t invigorates the liver, purifies
the blood, sharpens the appetite improves
digestion, and builds up both strength and
flesh. when reduced below the standard OF
health.
Sold by druggists, everywhere.
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A crazy black man is a craven" maniac.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-05
A Bright Retort.

The COOS is so called becaus it acs
kinder silly and don't kno any betr.
The record-union., 1891-02-01
FOREIGN AFFAIRS.
Little Prospects of Settlement
of the Irish Question.
AN ATTEMPT Ii PORTUGAL. TO
FORM 1 REPUBLIC.
Bismarck Accused Trying to reate
Distrust in the Triple Alliance
Death of Meissonier, the FL ench
Artis1-Chile Reyolutionists Gain
ing Victories on All sis,es-Sulli-
vans ''Ivanhoe'' 2 owes Success.
Special to the REcoHn-u MON.


New YORK, JAM 3l--A Tribune Lon
don special says: The Irish split re-
mains unhealed, O'Brien finding it diff
cult to obtain the assent OF til, arnellites
to the terms he wishes to offer. Parnell
has refused any sort of recognition to the
new Irish Press, which aspired to be the
anti-Parnellite organ.
Excepting Henley, the members of the
anti-Parnellite faction are acting with
great moderation. They have even post
poned launching the National Commit
tee, which is to take the place of the
league.
Meanwhile Parnell is acting as the ver-
liable Irish leader. While waiting for
his opponents to make up their minds
he is putting them in tight corner by
insisting upon eXtravagant demands
which they cannot afford to repudiate.
At Waterford, for instance, he declared
for AN Irish Parliament, which should
have the settlement of all Irish questions,
subject only to the constitutional veto of
the Crown.
This language provoked Mccarthy at
Manchester toatall1 against the independ
ence of Ireland. ParnelPs demands are
not only embarrassing to McCarthy's sec
ton, but exceedingly inconvenient to the
Gladstonian Liberals. The latter real
lied how much of the populace of Ire
land are supporting Parnell, and how
| little chance the acceptance even of the
proposals of 1856 would have, now that
Parnell is openly educating the Irish
mind to the level of separation.
| Gladstone has promised to introduce a
| Legislature which shall satisfy the Irish
opinion. He cannot fail to see that the
| Irish opinion is now travelling into re-
gions where the Irish and Scotch will not
| follow. He is said to have expressed pro-
found disappointment, and these express
sions lie at the root of many unconfirmed
rumors which have been current in the
last few days, that Gladstone contem-
plates retirement from public life. The
Hartle-pool election gave him ground for
pausing in that intention, if it ever ex-
listed, but he cannot prevent the disin-
tegration in his own ranks which Par
nelPs recent language has developed.
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GERMAN CAPITAL.
Bismarck Trying to Create Distrust In
the Triple Alliance.

the Triple Alliance.
copyright, 1891, by N. Y. Associated Press I
BERLIN, Jan. 31.-The causes of Wald-
ersee'S retirement as Chief of the General
Staff are the repeated differences with the
Emperor and Chancellor on army ques-
tions. His adhesion to the set of ex-
Court Chaplain Stoecker has irritated the
Emperor greatly also. Minister May
back has rendered his resignation.
The Emperor's restless nature, spells of
irritability and uncertain words are due
to physical causes, which make him a
difficult master to serve. The Court
physicians have strongly advised him to
cease the use of tobacco. The Emperor
persists in smoking a lot of cigars daily.
Drs. Hand, Guttman and Lich inform
the Medical Society that an examination
OF the blood of twenty-eight different
patients disprove the theory that Koch's
lymph causes the formation tubercule
bacilli in the blood, no bacilli being dis
covered in any case.
The semi-official press makes bitter
criticisms and suggestions regarding the
visit of the Austrian Arch duke Franz
Ferdinand to the Gar, Bismarck's organ
asserting that the Austrian Government
aims at approachment with Russia to the
prejudice OF Germany. The newspapers
generally accuse Bismarck of trying to
create a mistrust of the triple alliance, in
order to produce an international crisis.
whereupon he would again lift himself to
the position of dictator. Count Hurbert
Bismarck is in Rome, visiting Crispi 1t
is surmised that he is acting as agent for
his father in his projects to maintain per-
sonal relations with the leading states
men concerned in the triple alliance.
The publication in eXtensio of an adj
dress by the Rector of the Mechanical
Academy, advocating the holding of
worlds exposition in Berlin, in1S96, has
created the belief that the Emperor favors
the project
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Selby purse, for all ages, $500 added, five
eighthS of mile heats.
SALMON CANNERIrs COMBINE.
The Consolidation Only For Mutual
Protection.

SAN Francisco, JAN. G.-There are
thirty-eight salmon canneries in Alaska,
all of which have offices in San Francisco.
Their managers here are attempting to
form an organization or combine among
themselves for mutual protection.
Inquiry revealed the fact that of the
thirty-eight companies in Alaska, the
effort to form a combine of the eight can
neries situated on Karluck River, Kad-
lax Island, has practically been success
ful. These eight companies represent
over $1,000, 600 in capital, and are the Kar-
luck Packing Company, owned by the
Alaska Commercial Company; KadialS
Packing Company, Aleutian Islands
Fishing and Mining Company, Hume
Packing Company, Antarctic Packing
Company, Royal Packing Company,
Russian Packing Company and Alaska
Improvement Company.
These companies employed force of
$50 men last year and put up $50, 900 cases
OF salmon, there being forty-eight pounds
to each case. The present year they pro-
pose to take more salmon than last, and
yet they will reduce their force of men to
100.
The companies will all agree toIemploy
the same force of men as catchers. A
superintendent viii be appointed, and he
will see that each days catch is equally
divided among the eight companies. Each
cannery is to be allowed the privileges of
private labels, as at present.
1t is claimed that this consolidation is
not for the purpose of raising the price of
salmon, but expressly to reduce the cost
of taking, so that these canneries can
compete with the thirty canneries of the
Territory and make money.
Speaking of consolidation yesterday,
one of the Representatives of the largest
packing company said: "This may be
the first step towards the formation of q
salmon trust, which some Of our packing
companies have long favored"
There is to be meeting of all inter-
ested parties early next week, at which a
Board of Directors will be selected, and
they viii at some meeting elect officers,
as there is no doubt that the combine will
be formed. Leon Sloss, Jr., Of the Alaska
Commercial Company, is spoken of for
President, and Leon Maisson, of George
W. Hume & Co., viii probably be elected
Secretary.
The record-union., 1891-02-01
MOUNTAIN WAR.
Conflict Between Officers and Mob
More Trouble Anticipated.

Conflict Between Officers and a Mob
More Trouble Anticipated.
CLARKsBURG CIV. Va.), JAM 31.-What
promises to be serious mountain war
began Wednesday night in Dorridge
County. A man named Perkins, of Rul-
ing's Mills, was arrested and charged
with seduction. a mob headed by Moo
Smith attacked the officer and liberated
the prisoner.
The officer went to West Union, Sc
cured warrants for the ring leaders, sum-
moned large posse and returned to the
mountain, surrounded the house in
which the leaders had taken refuge, and
demanded their surrender.
On being refused they opened fire and
fatally shot Smith and his son-in-law.
The firing was returned, killing Chief
Deputy Gosl>ins. Smiths son, boy
13 years old, attacked Deputy Ramsey,
cutting him severely. Smith was finally
captured and taker, in wounded condi-
ton, to prison, but the others were not
captured.
Fifteen warrants were issued by the
parties connected with the riot, and the
Sheriff, accompanied by many assistants,
has left to endeavor TO execute them.
1t Is reported that the mountaineers
are gathering to resist the officers. All
are heavily armed, and bloody time is
anticiOated
The record-union., 1891-02-01
REVOLT IN PORTUGAL.
The Revolutiouists Attempt to Estat
Iish a Republic, But Fail.

The Revolutionists Attempt to Estab-
lish a Republic, But Fail.
OPoRTo, Jan. 31.-Three regiments of
infantry, comprising portion of the gar
rison, revolted to-day. The remainder of
the garrison, including the municipal
guards, remained loyal. The alleged OBJ
ject of the mutineers was to establish a
republic. The rebels and loyalists were
at last accounts fighting in the streets,
and it is said many We're killed on both
sides. The citizens are barricading their
houses. Troops are being sent from vari-
Gus points to this city.
LATER.-The revolutionary uprising
which began this morning is ended.
Shortly after the beginning of the revolt
the insurgent troops and a portion of the
fiscal guards seized the City Hall, and
proposed to there and then declare re-
public. A strong body of loyal troops
laid siege to the building, and after bonn
bardment, spirited charge settled the
insurgents.
The loss on.both sides, as far as known,
was slight.
The insurgents will be tried by court
martial, and in all probability the ring
leaders will be shot.
Oporto this evening is city of reioic-
ing. The storekeepers have thrown down
doors, and everybody is congratulating
everybody else that the insurgent out.
break was not as serious as expected.
Insurgents to the number of 400 as
sembled at 4 o'clock this morning and
with much cheering paraded the princi-
pal streets. They made an attempt to
seize the Prefecture of Police and Central
Telegraph Office. The plans, however,
were frustrated by the Municipal Guard
The General in command summoned
the local troops, when the few civilians
supporting the rebels dispesred
The latter then proceeded to the Hotel
Del Vile, fortifying the structure to the
best of their ability, ,but lacking ammuni-
ton, speedily submitted in response to
an artillery bombardment. Six or seven
officers OF the inferior grade took part in
the revolt, which was of a distinctly Re-
publican character.
The civilian leader in the revolt was a
lawyer named Aloes veiga. Vega
formed Republican Directoire, consist
ing of Senior Freitas, Judge of the High
Court; Soures, a retired General officer !;
Professor Silva and the Brothers Leite.
None OF these persous were present, how
The record-union., 1891-02-01
SAN JOSE RACES.
Purses Announced For the Spring
Meeting.

MecIlng.
SAN JOSE, Jan. 3l.-The San Jose
Blood-Horse Association met this after
noon and adopted the following speed
programme for the spring meeting, be-
ginning April 4th and ending on the 9th.
The entries close March ID.
Saturday, April 4th : Laurelwood
stakes for all ages, $500 added, one mile:
Sappho stakes for three-year-olds. 50 Q
added, seven furlongs; Santa Clara Club
handicap, for all ages. $500 added. one
quarter of a mile; Selby purse, for all
ages, 500 added, half-miie heats.
Tuesday. April 7th-The Four Hundred
stakes, for all ages, $500 added, one and
one-eighth miles; Cliff House Stakes. for
three-year-olds, $500 added, one mile:
Santa Cruz stakes, for two-y year-olds. 500
added, five furlongs; Selby purse for all
ages, 500 added, three-quarter mile
heats.
Thursday, April 9th = Back number
stakes, owners handicap, 500 added, one
mile; Gossip Row stakes, for two-year-
olds, 800 added, six furlongs; Del Monte
stakes, for all ages, 500 added, one mile;
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An Important Discovery Concern
ing Fur Seals.
INTERESTING GAME OF BASEBALL
AT SAN FRANCISCO.
California Wine in Glass Becoming
Popular In the EaSt-Purses An
nounced for the Spring Races in
San Jose-Novel Plans Adopted for
the Reception of Eastern Excur-
sionists to California.
Special to the REcoRD-UN1oN.

SEATTLE (Wash.), Jan. 31.-James G..
Swan of Port Townsend has obtained and
published af1idavits of numerous fur
sealers that fur seals are born all along
the coast, and that the pups can swim as
soon as born. If this can be proven, it is
said it will change the whole Behring Sea
controversy, as it is claimed now that fur
seals breed only at the Pribiloy Islands,
and that the species would be eXtermin-
ated ii the hunters were not excluded
from Behring Sea.
Judge Swan offers to prove the truth of
his statement to Congress on Federal
Commission.
Fur seals were never so abundant at
cape Flattery as now. They are found in
myriads, and the Indians are killing
them by the hundreds.