The Hawaiian gazette., 1891-01-27
VARIETY.

1t is not the sea serpent which
surf bathers fear, but rather the
amateur photographer.
There are lots Of people in this
world who wear silks and velvets
on top. with carefully covered
garment of sackcloth and ashes
Underneath tchisOn Globe.
There are two things needed in
these days; first, for rich men TO
find out how poor men live, and,
second, for poor men 10 know how
rich men work. Edward Atkinson.
The young woman who is walk
ing across the continent for $1,000
has undertaken i great feat. But
it is nothing TO what her own Will
be after she has accomplished it
Chicago Times.
heely's motor Is not Yet in run
ming order, but there is room for
more assessments on the stock
shares. He must have another can
of oil TO make his machine GO
New Orleans Pieayune.
In the international champion
ship skating contest IT Amsterdam.
Holland, December 18th, Joseph
Donohue of Newburgh, New York,
won the three miles race for anna
teur championship Of Holland in 9
minutes aud i seconds.
In Court: e. So. Mr.. Meyer, you
want : separation from your wife?
What Is your ground?" An IN
cOnquerable aversion. And you,
Mrs. Mayer, also want L separation,
and your reasons?' An uncOn-
querable aversion" With such q
harmony of feeling as you seem to
have, 1 must advise you TO remain
together. "-Fliegende Batter.
The Rev ". ". Jackson, the
leader of the party who wished to
admit women to medical degrees At
Oxford. IS the Rector of Exeter
College. and is, At the same time,
one of the most brilliant takers
and one Of the most nervous men in
the University. Mr.. Jackson Is 4
recent convert TO holy matrimony.
He was converted by Z widow.
It IS beautiful hat, Jennie.
VIII you wear it to the theater to-
night? Wife-Certainly not. l will
wear It TO church first, where it
will be seen. People don't go to
the theatre to look at hats, but at
the play. Husband-That's where
YOU are wrong. my love. If you
wear that hat to the theatre, those
who sit behind you won't look at
anything else.
Charles Dudley Warner, says
the Washington Star, called one
day upon his neighbor, Mark
Twain, and asked him to walking.
The humorist resisting, Warner.
advanced scriptural authority in
support Of his desire IS follows:
Matthew v:xii. And whoever
shall compel thee to 90 q mile. 60
with him. Twain. Aud Twain
went
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher's
&" "reminiscences Of her late hus-
band. which she 5 now writing,
has been purchased by The Ladies
Home Journal Of Philadelphia,
and the articles viii shortly begin
in shat periodical The series will
have for It's title Mr.. Beecher as
Knew Him. and viii cover the
entire period Of his fifty-seven years
Of married life, from young Beech
er's first acquaintance with bis
wife, bis college life, their court
ship and marriage, his first public
speech, the first year Of married
life with an income Of $500, and SC
All through the great preacher:
life until his later triumphs. hi:
last sickness and days, and hi:
death.-Ex
The Chronicle SAYS: The re,
ports OF the remarks of William H
Mills before the State Board o.
Trade,in which he was represented
as saying that California OF
Wheels had been . failure, wert
somewhat inaccurate.a and misrepre.
scented that gentleman's views
What Mr. Mills said was that Cali
fornia on Wheels had not accom-.
plished as much in the advertising
line IS the statements Of the enor
nous fruit shipments OF the year
The fact that we shipped 100000
pounds Of green fruit in 1890, .:
against 100000 pounds in the
previous pear, was 4 far more inl-
portant educator Of public opinion
in the East than some fine sample:
of fruit in jars which in the nature
Of things could only Be exhibited
TO Q limited number.