davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

Fragile. cannot express my at
fection for you, Mabel" said the. some-
what tickle Charles. II don't wonder,
returned Mabel. ''The express com
panies do not like to be responsible for
perishable commodities. IN. Y. Her.
aid
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10
&c { II Y
Syrup

j. G. Davis, Rector Of st. James
Episcopal Church, 'Eufaula, Ala. !:
"My son has been badly afflicted
with fearful and threatening cough
for several months, and after trying
several prescriptions from physicians
which failed to relieve him, he has
been perfectly restored by the use Of
4aa a't two bottles of b.
An Episcopalschee's German Syr-
~. sir Il &ssgH 3oup. I can recon-
tRector.gi.a = mend it with out
.,s.;s, . hesitation" Chronic
severe, deep-seated coughs like this
are as severe tests as remedy can
be subjectedato.l It is for tx e long
standing cases that Boschee's Ger
man Syrup is made a speciality.
Many others afflicted as this lad
was, will do well to make a note Of
this 5f
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

in the ears, headache, deafness, eyes
weak; obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling Into throat, some
times profuse, watery and acrid, at
others, thick, tenacious, bloody and
putrid; offensive breath smell and
taste impaired, and general debility.
Not all of. these symptoms at once.
Probably only few of them.
That's Catarrh. q. a.
A medicine that by its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties has cured the most hope:
less cases. One that will cure you,
no matter how bad your case or of
how long standing. A medicine
that doesn't simply palliate for a
time, but produces perfect and per-
manent cures. 1.
That's DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
A cash payment of $500, not By
you, as you might. expect, but to
you, f.you can't be cured. It's an
offer that's made in good faith, to
prove their medicine, by responsible
men, the proprietors of DIR. Sage's
Remedy.
That's the kind of medicine to try.
r. Doesn't it seem so? t.s. +.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10
The Only Cne Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Wocd2

There is inch display advertisement
In this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent" on every thing
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name Of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
6amDles free .Er
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

"IN getting through a. failure success
fully" said old Mr.. Cumrox, "a good deal
depends on mans lie abilities Wash
ingtOn Star s3s ErE,fFt5r5s5 sssess .gs5szss
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10
ONE ENJOYS

, ONE ENJOYS =.
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn eaectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to. try it. Do not accept any
substitute. - 7..'
CALIFORNIA re SXRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. cAl.
5aLoUtsvulE. Ky. NEW YoRx. NV
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

j. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Mimi,
writes: I always use German Syrup
for Cold on the Lungs. I have
never found an equal to it-far less
a superior y s2*9ts is@ o
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury.. MI
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10
Gives Way With a Crashi

That's what happens to many a. const!tu
ton worn out with unrelaxed tagging al
ton representing excessive brain OF ply.
steal labor. Recuperate when wearing out
with the finest Of reviving .medicated stim
ulants, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, fore
most among remedies for debility, dyspep
STA, constipation, malaria, kidney and blad
der complaints and the infrmities of age.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

Harvest Observation-Disclosures Rates to the
South, Southeast, West and Northwest.
September 18th aud 29th, the Chicago &
Eastern Illinois Railroad, will sell Round
Trip Harvest Excursion Tickets, to. points
in the South, Southeast, West and North
west, at greatly reduced rates. Forpartic-
ulars inquire Of Ticket Agent. -, sSf
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10
SAVE THE FODDER.

Racks Mounted on Wheels Have Been
Found Very Useful.
For feeding sheep at the stack or in
the yard, racks are Indispensable.
They should be built with an outside,
shallow box to catch the clover leaves
and broken hay and to hold grain when
feeding it. The frame Of the bottom
of the rack should be of weight suf
fcient to allow it to be moved without
damage. The top may be lightly
formed of inch strips bored to take
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

Pain from ind igestion,dy spepsi and too
hearty eating is relieved &c onces BY taking
one of Carter's Little Liver Pills 1mmedi-
atelY after dinner. ..Don,tsforget this.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

''EyERYTHlSG. that glitters is not gold, .,
whole2ot for five cents ewelers' Circular
EVERY trace of salt rheum is obliterated
by Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, SO cents
TEE short haired woman must take her
cue from somebody, else whengshe needs
one-GalvestOn News. ss'F
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

mind after she rejec: ed you oncep' ii Just
used little mild purse weigh-sion r'-Bos-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-09-10

THERE is q native savagery in every
breast that loves 10 sit in the dry itself and
watch those who are caught out in the
rain,-Ram's Horn,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
BRIGHT BITS.

SKINNER-Are you boarding at Mrs. Crusty's?
Bohn-Wel, I'm what you might call scant-
ling.-Puck
SpPxINs-Is there no straight, broad road to
the United States Senate?
Timpkins-l guess not All ever heard of
were crooked.-Chicago Times.
G. U RIoUs-Td Ike to see that new device Of
yours for preventing the theft OF a watch.
l. N. Ventor-Can't show it. 1t was stolen
from me yesterday by pickDocket. -Jet0elers'
Weekly.
Mr.. STAYNE SLEIGH lat 1859 p. m.)-well. I
really must 90, Miss de Muir. l suppose I've
Miss de Muir tarchly>-oa. better late than
never PUCK.
SAY. LIsETTE, why have you given your mis-.
tress notice that you are going to leave?"
II can't stand her any longer She is a Wae-
merriam, and am devoted to the old masters
FIiege'lde Batter
"MY BOY" said the good deacon, reprovingly.
do you know where little boys go who go fish
ing on Sunday"
well, most on EN- goes to de lake. OATS de
best place. "-Te.CdS Siftin0s.
FIRST SIsrER-Our Tom is so ambitious He's
taking eight courses this year.
Second Sister-And so is Jack Let me sae
two in Sever, two In Harvard, and four he
writes, in Memorial-HarUdrd Lampoom.
SHE-Now, how old would take me to be? No
flattery, now.
age. You talk as wisely as a woman of 60, and
look like girl OF 2o.-Ildtunapolts Journal.
TEAcHER-How long can human being go
without air?
Bright Boy-Six hours. My pa says so.
Teacher-Dear me, how is that possible?
Bright Boyle went from New York to Bos-
ton in e Pullman car.--Life.
'AH! dear papa. do have pity and give your
permission to my being happy with Edwardr'
Father who is a natural history enthusiast,
springlng up in q rage)-Whatl You talk about
marrying, and you don't even know how many
joints lizard has?-FIiegende Batter.
81 THOUGHT you were going to have cupola
on your house,
II have"
in the cellar. 1t looked 80 badly on tho roof
/ took it off and made q coal bin of it"-Har-
per's Bd.or.
LowDowS-Who is that homely girl over there
with Van 3roke, De Hardup and Du Lendrne
around heri
Wayup-She's the daughter of McAstral, the
$4,000, 900 oil king.
LowdoEn-what a pretty girl, by jovel-
Echoes Of the Week.
FATHER-Does that young Simpkins fellow
call on you every night in a dress-suIt?
Daughter-Yes father.
Father-What do you think his intentions
ara9
Daugbter-It looks to me as IL he intended to
wear, that dress-suit out.--CLothter and Fur
nisher.
TAT LAST my genius is recognized" exclaimed
the artist exultingly, as ne waved a letter
aloft.
'.Oh, tell me about it, said his delighted little
wife in reply.
This letter is from prominent soap firm,
asking me to paint picture to be used as an
advertisement. "-Ep 5ch.
LANpLADy-Let's see. Mr.. Impecune owes
me for three weeks board You nee int mind
busting Mr.. Impecune's room this morning,
Jane!
Jane-No, mum. the gintleman's done it his
self.
Landlady-Done what?
Jane-Dusted.- Grocer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
Eis Social station Was High,

In recent convention-that is, compare
lively recent-says the Chicago Post, gentle
man who now occupies one of the most promi-
nent federal positions in Chicago nominated
for county commissionership another gentle
man whose name is OF an undoubted Irish cast
In his hearty Endorsement of the candidate he
stated that a large number of Irishmen were
coming into the republican ranks, and that they
ought to be welcomed with open arms, and
this candidate should be given hearty re-
ception as a representative of the Irish
race. After the speech had been made
and the candidate formally indorsed Col.
W. 2. Rend approached the man who made
the nomination and asked him if the nominee,
whose name is not O'Brien, but begins with an
o. was really an Irishman Certainly" said
the speechmaker "He has an Irish name and
well" said Col. Rend. I've known him for
twenty five years and know that he has never
had anything to do with Irish affairs or Irish
men," Colonel" was the answer, when you
made his acquaintance he was 25 years old, and
before reaching that age he might have been
born in a half dozen countries. He is enough
of an Irishman to suit me-"
Then Col. Rend turned his guns upon the
speechmakeT, and, said he, Are you an Irish
man, too:" Yes, sir, I'm an Irishman, was
the response. How long have you lived In
Chicagog" was the colonel's further interroga-
ton. Forty years" ''Well," continued Col.
Rend, st is mighty strange, 10 fact might say
= strange, that you have lived in Chicago for
forty years, and an Irishman, and never heard
of you before" 20 there's nothing strange
about that. If you hal gone among the
fashionable people you might have known
more about me than you now do" At this
sally Col Rend was much put ont and his
momentary indignation sought an outlet in a
forcibie manner, when Alderman Arthur Dixon
came upon the scene. Hold on Col. Rend, he
said in soothing terms. You might know that
Col So-and-So is an Irishman by the answer he
gave you" This bit of good humor pacified
Col Rend and made the speechmaker and him
self fast friends and they have maintained the
friendship ever since.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
Wanted to Be Inform sd.

One morning man came around to the hotel
at which was stopping in a small town in On
tario and asked IL three or four of us wouldn't
step down to house two squares away and
act as pall-bearerS at "a funeral, as a large
number Of the citizens had gone out of town
that day on an excursion. We went down and
found the dead to be woman, and as soon as
we arrived her late husband beckoned me aside
and said
''Ever so much obliged to you. We won't de-
tain youl long. Wen have a very short sermon
here, and you needn't go to the grave. Ever at
tend one before?"
''Ob, yes"
Then | want you to post me. OF course, I
feel bad"
Yes"
And I'll show it more or less"
"Yes"
"But would it he in good taste If 1 chewed
tobacco while the sermon was going on? Icould
sit and squirt out of that open window and not
hurt ANYBODY, but my daughter is agn it. She
says it would look sort o. calus. Does the be-
reaved husband chaw, or doesn't her"
Il think not"
well then, 1 won't, though shall be right
alongside the window. 1t won't be over half an
hour anyway and can sacrifice that much for
Mary. can slip In a cud as we leave the house,
and slip it out atore we git to the grave, and on
the whole shan't be much behind hand. Just
90 rig At into the parlor and sit down and make
yourself to home"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06

The best joke of the day, writes the Chicago
HerGld's Washington correspondent, was that
Senator Dixon. Mr.. Dixon is a very sol emn
and quiet person, who has in his veins some of
bluest blood of old New England. He is the
last man in the Senate who would have been
ked to for delicious and pertinent joke at
such solemn moment as the fun raj of Mr.
Harrson's pet measure for subjugation the
south. During the roll call, and when the ex-
element was at its hight, Mr.. Dixon rose to
make an explanation concerning his pair with
Senator Ransom Of North Carolina He asked
that his pair be transferred to Senator Hamp-
ton of South Carolina, which was neddngIy as
sented to by both of these gentlemen. And
after this exchange of courtesies between the
gentlemen from North Carolina and the gentle
man from South Carolina" said Mr. Dixon, 'I
shall vote no." In a twinkling the scene was
changed from one of intense almost painful,
interest to one of great merriment. The pretty
joke was instantly caught up on the floor and
in the galleries. Every body-everybody except
poor Mr.. Hosr-laughed outright The rules of
the Senate we're set at naught. and the presiding
officer made no effort to preserve order. This
was Mr.. Dixon's maiden speech, and he has
made reputation as humorist which he will
ind some difficulty in justifying in the future.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06

When IL came to assigning reasons for his
veto of the coercively partisan joint resolu-
ton passed by the Pennsylvania legisla-
ture directing Senator Cameron to vote for
the force bill Gov. Pattison expressed his
objections to tine proposition in very vigor-
ously emphatic language, and strongly iu-
timated 10 the assembled angry lawgivers
that they were transcending their duty and
violating public confidence in utilizing their
power for the purpose of making such a
personal attack, which was uncalled for by
existing circumstances and unwarranted by
the general sentiment of the people. Very
plainly the vigilant executive intimates to
the Jealous partisans that they can adopt no
such resolution unless 1t it is passed over his
veto by the regular two-thirdI majority.
Placing the matter upon a high plane, the
governor shows clearly that the great Key
stone state again has a governor who is
above the methods of machine politics.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETNas-Landrum Lodge No. as, F. and A
M; wtrNngmen's Benevolent Association
Pulaski Council No. 1853, r. A.
MILITARY oRDERs-Order No 10, Battalion
Savannah Volunteer Cards.
SPECIAL NOTICES Dissolution. E. F. Dean q
Bro. AS to Bills Against British Steamship
Bernard and British Bark Flora; Oyster Soup
and Pie, Etc, for Lunch To-day at the Mer-
chants Exchange.
AUCTION SALEs-Sundries, by J. J. Open
beim; Twin Screw Steamer, by Reeves & Nc
Tureous, Auctioneers, Charleston.
LEGAL NoTIoEs-Application for Incorpora
tion Of the Grange Land Company.
HEALTH IS wEALTH-Dr. E. C. West Nerve
and Brain Treatment.
WE 0FFER-A. Enrich g. Bro.
AMUsEMENTs-Mr. Roland Reed in 1.-THE
Woman Halter" on Monday Evening.
JAPANESE PILE CuRE-The Heidi Drug Com
pany, Agents.
CHEAP COLUMN INSTRUMENTATION
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost; PERSONAL Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
A Tinoid sheriff Causes a Scare.

Timidity of the sheriff of Walker county
| is said to have been more the cause of the
great scare at the Carbon Hill coal mines,
Alabama, than any really serious danger
that threatened. Many 60 so far as to
pronounce the conduct of the sheriff abso--
lutely indefensible, and intimate that the
governor of Alabama was imposed upon by
the representations which led him to order
out troops to quell suppositiously impend-
| ing riot. which consisted of only one in
tractable and belligerent miner.
After a careful study of the situation the
Birmingham Age Herald reports that
"the stories of the outbreak and
acts Of violence have been sensational
and exaggerated. There proved to
have been no necessity for send
ing the troops there, and the governor was
mislsd into so doing by dispatches from the
local authorities, who lacked the nerve to
| do their duty. No attempt had been made
| to effect the necessary arrest nor was
there any demonstration Of violent re-
| sistance"
Aside from the apparent lack of courage
and capacity that must detract greatly
AiShn MS uSoAuincSS ny d LOIAolbuT6 OF puU-
lie respect, such irresolute conduct on the
part Of an officer of the law who is supposed
to be conservator Of the peace lends a
color of plsusibillty and forms an apparent
basis for exaggerated stories of lawlessness
and violence which really have little
or no foundation in fact, but
are nevertheless industriously circulated
by those who are only too willing to find
ever so faint a pretext for saying hard
things about a part of the country which
does not agree with them in poll
tics. Proper performance of official
duties on the part of the law Off
Ger would preclude any such possibility.
Their duty to toeir state in more ways than
one demands that they shall prevent any
pretext for such damaging rumors.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
WINTER WISDOM.
[Erchdn0e.l

lkrchdn0e-
Don't be afraid Of fresh air, but avoid
drsughts.
Don't go out of doors for second withou,
extra covering.
In selecting your winter underclothino
choose that which is warm andyet more or less
open IN texture.
Take OF your overcoat when you enter
warm place, whether office or private dwell
ing, even If your visit is to last only threa
minutes.
If you catch cold or develop a cough, get rid
OF it at once. This is better than feeling ''blua,
and thinking that pneumonia or Consumption
has marked you a a victim.
The.5est remedy for cough or cold chow.
ever Stubborn or a sudden chill, is purs
whiskey. A dose of whiskey in water will i'm
part generous warmth to the whole body and
keep OF the diseases of the season.
Don't forget that only pure whiskey should
be taken. Duffys Pure Malt WhiSkey has the
strongest recommendations from the leading
doctors as to its efficiency. and from the most
prominent scientists as to its purity. 1t is the
only standard medicinal whiskey. Take NO
other from your druggist.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
The saxwsrd Decision.

There appears 70 be a difference Of opin-
ion as 10 whether OF not the decision Of the
United States supreme court permitting
the fling of an application for a writ Of
prohibition in the Savward case opens the
way for hearing of the case on its merits
1t is contended by some that the merits Of
the case cannot be reached by means Of a
writ Of prohibition. All the supreme court
has yet decided lie that it has the same ju-
risdiction over the United States district
court Of Alaska that it has over federal
district courts of the states. It has the
right to issue writs Of prohibition to district
courts when those courts are acting as
courts Of admiralty and maritime Juris-
diction. Therefore it has the right to issue
writ Of prohibition to the district court Of
Alaska in the Sayward case.
Ii is commended by those who say that the
merits of the Sayward case cannot be
reached in the pending proceeding that in
an application for writ of prohibition the
only question that can be presented is
whether or not the Alaska court acted with
out jurisdiction. 1t is asserted that the cor
rectness of the courts judgment cannot be
appeal from the judgment.
But as a matter of fact, will it not be
necessary to go into the merits of the case
to determine whether or not the Alaska
court had jurisdiction of it? It is true that
the supreme court has decided that the
Alaska court is a tribunal of admiralty and
maritime jurisdiction, but it does not fols
low that the Alaska court it did not do any
thing in the Sayward case that it was not
competent to do. There is no doubt that it
had a right to condemn vessels for unlaw ful
acts committed within three marine miles
from the Alaska shore, because there is no
question about such vessels being within
the waters of Alaska" but the Sayward
was seized on the high seas more than fifty
miles from shore. 1t looks very much as if
the merits of the Boring sea controversy
will have TO be gone into before the supreme
court can determine whether or not the writ
Of prohibition shall be issued.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06
Ha Turnad Into a Mule

distinctly remember the first hanging ever
saw in Nevada mining camp, and as put in
ten years out there, aad as hanginzs came TO be
Of weekly occurrence. I rather pride myself on
this feat OF memory. lazy, quarreis ONE miner
named Ratts bone struck q man with pick one
day and killed him, and after q fair trial was
found guilty and condemned to hang. On the
night preceding the ex -cution be sent for me.
IN had once gwen nin PIPE; and had also writ;
that was his friend When entered his pres
ence he held out his hand and said:
Say now, you don't believe I'm afraid to
hangg'
20, no."
"Hain't no idea I'll wsaken?'
None, whatever"
"'Cause propose to hang with grin on my
face-f I've got to hang. There is just one rea-
son why don't want TO, however, and l want
you TO do me favor"
''Well?''
go to the boys aud state the case. There's
an old fellow down the creek named Champln.
month ago got into fuss with him, and hs
said l d De hung in TN ee mouths This thing
told you So! and he'll go on about the wicked
being cut short in their career, and all that and
want to disappoint nim."
But you are TO hang in the morning"
Yes, know, but don't want TO, you see.
just go and talk to the boys and tell EN- about
old Champ and get me of. "
l didn't do anything, Of course. says the
Denver Republican, and next morning, when
he was led out, he plead his own cause, but
without avail. Just before he was swung off he
saw the old man in the crowd, and he called
him up and said:
Champ, you piebald knock-kneed old cuss,
you'll &c around Dragging that you predicted
this, and you'll wear your hat on your ear and
step high. DIrn your old hide, but it's on your
account hate to 90. I've got to, however, but
I'll get even with you. Hang me if don't turn
into mule and kick you to death sfore the
year is out"
Five months later a Spectator came into our
camp on a mule. The animal stood tied TO a
tree, and when old Champ loun led up to pick
up frying pan the brute shot out and hit him
In the temple and keeled him over stone
dead.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-06

Grieved and angry wives of miners who
died by the recent coal mine disaster near
Pittsburg became SO excited over their mis-
fortunes that they actually mobbed the
superintendent in SO fierce a way that he is
not likely to soon forget it Unless he was
in some way to blame for the disaster. how
ever, more than now appears, they certainly
treated him very unjustly, as he was prob
ably as powerless to avert their distress as
they were themselves. But such people in
trouble are wholly irrational