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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09
Bargains in NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Wraps.

Sbawls - embroidered fchues suits
ulsters-circulars. Our July-sale prices
make plenty of bargains in our cloak and
suit department.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09

In American dress goods department to-day.
Now is the time to come
Jos. HORNE & Co.,
6O7-621 Penn avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09
Warning on the Hand Trucks.

ALL good citizens ought to be grateful to
Police Officer Welsh, the sturdy and courte-
Gus cornerman at Wood street and Sixth
avenue, for the war he is making on wheel
barrows, or rather on the truculent knaves
who persist on pushing such vehicles over
the sidewalk and the toes of pedestrians.
Yesterday in particular Officer Welsh did
perfectly right in ordering an over-grown
boy with a heavy barrow from the pave
ment, after he had collided with one man at
least in his mad career.
just after behold1ng this incident met
Chief Brown and asked him about the law
as to the wheelbarrow and hand truck nuis-
ance and he said: There is city ordinance
forbidding the use of such vehicles on side
walks, and my orders to the police are that
the ordinance shall be strictly enforced"
There are still good many policemen who
need to be reminded of the existence of this
ordinance, and in the narrow streets down
town, which are always crowded nowadays
it is really a very important item in the we'll
fare of pedestrians that the hand trucks
should be kept to the roadway.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09

Our July Clearance Sale Prices on Linens
Make trade ively-housekeepe save
money and get the best goods made at this
linen sale. Jos. HORNE & Co.,
607-621 Penn avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09
Scared the Bystanders.

A LARGE crowd of people around City Hall
yesterday afternoon were startled to see two
Enemen take hold of the charged wire on
the Birmingham road with their hands. The
first one to mount the ladder worea big pair
of gloves, and the people supposed they pro-
tected him from the electricity, but the next
moment they.were much surprised to see the
second man grab the wire with nothing on
his hands. The pair tugged away and fixed
something at a conhection as Indifferent to
the powerful current as babe is to danger
in its mothers arms.
aWhy doesn't it kill your" shouted a by:
stander to the men. "0h," replied one, with
a broad grin, 1--WE have cork soles.' 1t was
very simple. The workmen were insulated;
that is, the ground connection was cut off,
and the electricity never touched them
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09
An Echo of the Forbes Street Accident.

SPEAKING of the collision between the
Duquesne and the Atwood street electric
cars at Forbes street on Tuesday, Mr.. KeIl-
ner, who was in the accident said yesterday:
"The account of the accident in THE Dis
PATCH was by far the most accurate in every
way of all published. As for my escape 1
attribute it to the fact that I was able to
brace myself, by kneeling and partly lying
on the floor, for the shock before it came
After the confusion was over and was as
sitting Mrs. Davies from the car l saw that
her left wrist was badly bruised and already
swollen. 1 thought that as she could move
her fingers her arm was not broken, but this
she informed me she had sustained
a compound fracture"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09

Jos. HORNE & Co.,
607-621 Penn avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-09
Cresson and Ebensburg Special.

The Pennsylvania Railroad announces
that on and after July IL, the Ebensburg
and Cresson special will leave Pittsburg
every Saturday at 2:45 P. NJ. for Cresson,
Ebensburg and principal intermediate sta
tions, returning will leave Ebensburg at
7:O5, Cresson 1885 A. NJ, on Mondays only.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Beauty.
| From the Delineator.


For mosquito bites use ordinary
soap.
Almond meal sprinkled in the bath
makes the skin soft and white.
A harmless lotion for removing
freckles is as follows Lemon juice, l
ounce; powdered borax, ! drachm
sugar, drachm.
The following wash will prove efhca-
cious for purifying the breath: Chic
rate of potash, drachms: rose water,
6 ounces. Rinse the mouth thorough
ly five or six times daily.
An excellent lotion for imparting d
rosy glow to the cheeks by calling the
| blood to the surface consists of tincture
of benzion, l tablespoonful; rose water,
3 ounce. Apply to the cheeks daily.
A tonic which is said to be very
eficacious in arresting the falling out
of the hair is as follows: Bay rum, ]
quart table salt, half teacupful; cas-
tor oil, l drachm tincture of can
tharides, l drachm.
A harmless lotion for whitening anc
so;tening the complexion is made a.
follows: Cascarilla powder, 2 grains
1nuriate of ammonia, ? grains: emul
sion of almonds, Sounces. Apply with
soft handkerchif.
A paste which is very fine for soften
ing the skin is made as follows: White
almonds, 8 ounces strained honey,
ounces; orange flower water 5 ounces
cold cream, ounces. Pound the al
monds to paste in mortar and mil
them with the other ingredients.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
They Have Hobbies.

The King OF Italy takes great interest
in raising camels.
Bishop Coleman of Delaware spends
his vacations in pedestrian trips in the
Virginia mountains.
The Princess of Wales has become
an adept in amateur photography. She
carries about detective camera.
Baron Nathan de Rothschild's hobby
is photography. He commences his
pleasure each day at a. M, and trans,
fixes many family scene and view.
The Duchess Of Connaught quite
equals Richelieu in the fondness for
cats. Her favorite pet is one Of these
little animals imported from the land
of the Shah.
It is one of Mr.. Blaine's peculiarities
that he has always preferred to speak
out of doors. He would rather talk
among the pine trees than in any hall
in the world.
Russell Sage carries sixty-four curious
coins for luck. One of the most pre-
cous is a penny that he found in his
boyhood. He would not part with
these coins for (railway) princes ran
som.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
The Land of Pluck.
TSt. Nicholas. I

Far over the sea is famous little
country generally known as Holland ;
but that name, even f it mean Hollow
land or How land, does not describe 1t
half so we'll as this-the Funny Land
of Pluck.
Verify, queerer bit of earth was
never shone upon by the sun, nor
washed by the tide. 1t is the oldest,
funniest country that ever raised its
head from the waves (and, between
ourselves, it does not quite do that,
the most topsy-turvy landscape, the
most amphibious spot in the universe,
and the man in the moon can't deny
the chosen butt of the elements, and,
good-naturedly, the laughing stock OF
mankind. It's people are the queerest
and drollest of all the nations, and yet
so p!ucky, so wise and resolute and
strong, that "beating the Dutch" has
become by-word for expressing the
limits of mortal performance.
AS for the country, for centuries it
was not exactly anywhere; at least it
objected to staying long just the same
in any one place. 1t may be said to
have lain around loose on the waters OF
a certain portion of Europe, playing
peekaboo with its inhabitants-noW
coming to the surface here and there to
attend to matters, then taking a dive
for change of scene; and a most dis
astrous dive it often proved.
Rip Van Winkle himself changed
less between his great sleeping and
waking than Holland has altered many
a time between sunset and dawn. All
it's permanence and resoluteness seems
to have been soaked out of it, or rather
to have filtered from the land into the
people. Every field hesitates whether
to turn into pond or not, and the
ponds are always trying to leave the
country ny the shortest cut. One
would suppose that under this condi-
ton of things the only untroubled crea-
lures would oe turtles and ducks; but
no, strangest and most mysterious OF
all; every living thing in Holland ap'
pears to be thoroughly placid and con-
tent. The Dutch mind, so to speak, is
at once anti-dry and waterproof. Lit
tie children run about in fields where
once their grandfathers sailed over the
pillows; and youths and maidens row
their pleasure boats where their ances-
tors played stag" among the haystacks'
When the tide sweeps unceremo-
niously over Mynheer's garden, he
lights his pipe, takes his fishing rod,
and sits down on his back porch to try
his luca. If his pet pond breaks loose
and slips away, he whistles, puts up a
dam so that it cannot come back, and
decides what crop shall be raised in its
vacant place. None but the Dutch
could live so TRANQUILITY in Holland
though, for that matter, if il had not
been for the Dutch, we may be sure
there would have been, by this time
no Holland at all.
And yet this very Holland, besides
holding its own place, has managed tc
gain foothold in almost every quarter
of the globe. An account Of its colo
MES is history in itself. In the Easi
Indies alone it commands twenty-foul
millions of persons.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
J. G. Aver & Co.,
Chips of the Old Block.

Charles Hamlin, grandson of Han
nbai Hamlin, is doing good work on a
New York newspaper.
The stage name of Henry 1rving's
second son will be Lawrence, assumed
as a compliment to his fathers old
friend, John Lawrence Toolc.
George Meredith's son, William
Maxse Meredith, although only %
years old, is an engineer in charge of
Irish tows.
Edward Lytton Bulwer Dickens,
Youngest son of the novelist, has been
reelected as Member for Wilcannia in
the Parliament of New South Wales.
Mrs. Alice Shaw, the whistler, has
demonstrated the fact that whistling
even is hereditary. She has four
daughters, each of whom inherits her
peculiar talent.
Jules Verne's son, Michael, is max
ing fast headWay as an author, and is
branching out into line of novels
which are as highly imaginative If not
as fresh as those Of his father.
Francis Darwin, son Of the apostle
of evolution, is making a name for
himself in the science of biology. He
was recently elected president of the
biological section Of the Congress OF
Demography in London.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Canes viii.

From the Pittsburgh Dispatch J.
A unique will was filed yesterday for
probate. 1t was that of Owen Cane of
McKeesport. The instrument was as
follows:
McKEEsPoRT, Pa, Sept. I, 1891.
Pay John Clark 81.
Pay John Maloy S6.
81 S..
After all expenses are paid the bal
ance is given 10 Mrs. NJ. Trayers.
OWEN CANE,
Witnesses: per n. B.
Mrs. BRANNON,
Miss KATE BRANNON,
Mrs. RICKLEY,
Mr.. JOYCE,
OWEN CANE.
The testator signed his own name as
witness, while his name was signed
for him at the bottom of the will by
the scrivener, who also wrote the names
of the witnesses. Cane had been in
jured in an accident, and was carried
into Mrs. Brannon's house. There be
made his will as given and died shortly
afterward.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
A Man Thermometer.

Lean men make the best thermome-
ters. Fahrenheit nevers invented bet
ter ones. If the weather is warm and
sunny, they are cheerful. If cold and
frosty, they are irritable and snappy.
If damp and cloudy, they are downcast
ard gloomy. But if either lean or fat
men are suffering from biliousness,
headache, constipation, or indigestion,
the weather will always be damp and
cloudy in their locality, unless they
use DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. These
Pellets aresmall, sugar-coated granules,
calcuted to start the liver and digestive
organs into healthy activity, and there
by raise low spirits, and dispel gloom.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

Early Frost.
HAS 4 SUBSTITUTE ON.

HAS a SUBSTITUTE ON.
you seem to be taking things easy"
said Father Time to the Fool Killer.
"Yes," was the reply, "the parachute
jumper is looking after my business"
SUGGESTION NOT FEASIBLE.
Mrs. Straggers-I don't know what
to do with my husband. He just says
around the house all the time and
growls.
Mrs. Dimling-Why don't you make
him go to work?
Mrs. Staggers-It isn't respectable TO
work the growler.
RIGHTEOUS HOUSEHOLD.
From the Bath independent
A Bath minister rings door bell.
Door opens-a little-and voice says:
1--WE don't want anything to-day" and
door closes.
COINCIDENCE.
Dear John: Come tomorrow evening.
Pa is laid up with sore foot. Yours,
Cora.
Dear Cora: I can't come tomorrow
evening. l am laid up On account of
your pas sore foot. Yours, John.
THE IGNORANT FOREIGNER.
Frencbman-Ah.h h.1e certainly is re
place at last! Monsieur, you'd some
coffay eef you please.
Barkeeper (afably)-You'se in de
wrong place, mister. Dis amt no
coffee - cake saloon: dis is a caf1ay!
See?
TOOK THE HINT.
From the Chicago Sunday Tribune.]
miss Bessie" he faltered, "do you
think you could learn to love me?"
IL think I might, Mr.. Spoona-
more,n she answered with down cast
eyes, "if I were taught"
And the next moment he had her
taut.
ANYTHING TO OBLIGE.
From the Chicago Sunday Tribute.]
Photographer-Raise the china little,
please.
Victim-Am I all right otherwise?
"Yes"
Just want the chin little higher"
"Ies. That's all"
"Anything to Accommodate you"
Takes out his false teeth, CLOSES his
mouth, and his chin comes up to his
nose.l
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Special Offer No. /.

Tointroduce my business in every
neighborhood in the quickest posi-
BILE manner, I will ship you one
Bedroom Suite complete, consist
ing of One Bedstead, full size and
hig III head, One Bureau with glass.
One Wash-stand, One centre Table,
-Four cane seat chairs, One Rocker
to match, we'll worth $40, but to in
troduce my goods in your neighbor-
hood at once will deliver the above
Suite at your R. R., depot, all
charges paid,
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
cOUTH CAROLINA RAILWAY co.

commencing Sunday, Sept %, 1891, at 255
P. NJ, Passenger Trains win run as follows un-
til further notice eastern Time":
TO AND FROM CHARLESTON.
East DAILY:
DepartColumbia 50 am 555pn 9o0pm
Due Charleston-ll IS M 10 is NJ y so M
West Daily:
Depart Charleston.5 80 m 60Opm 500 pm
Due Columb:a.-... 8 IS m so d. lolOp m
TO AND FROM CAMDEN.
East (Daily.l
Depart Columbia...... 500 m
South Daily:
BseA5s Bae coIamSia,-:-:- Ennidsn::: 80 8 pm m
TO AND FROM AUGUSTA.
ron.r. co,n,,,,a East patiy}; q. E
B9eas1 B9e Iusosta So o n IS IS m
West Daily:
Depart Augusta ............... s 90 H.. 30 pm
Due Columbia - ...::::- ..-lo IS p m
Made at Union Depot, Columbia, with Column
bia and GreenvilIe Division R. & D. R. & 10
a7d from Greenville and Walhalla by train
arriving at9.5O g. m. and leaving Columbia at
lumbia Division r. & D. r. r. to and from
Asheville, Hot Springs sandCincinnati by train
arriving at 80 a. m. and leaving Columbia at
$50 p. NJ; with Charlotte, Colum bia and Au-
SQstd OlSiSiou n. q ~ II. H. Wy Tram ARRIVING
at Columbia at $50 a. m. and 10 ~ r. ~. and
leaving Columbia at $50 a m. and 5.s5 p. m.
At Charleston with steam ers for New YorB.
Monday, Wednesday andFriday with steamer
for JACK sonrille and points on the st. Johns
River; also with Charleston and Savannah
Railroad TO and from Savannah and at
points in Florida
AtAugusta with Georgia and Central Rail-
roads to and from all points West and South.
At Blackville to and from points on Barnwel
Railroad. Through tickets can be purchased
to ali points South and West, by applying to
r. L. SEAY, q. T. A., Columbia.
&. N. WARD. General Manager.
E. P. WARING, Act'g Gen. Pass Ag't.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

When you need a good, safe laxative,
ask your druggist for box Of Ayers
Pills, and you will find that they give
perfect satisfaction. For indigestion,
torpid l:er, and sick headache there is
nothing superior. Leading physicians
recommend them.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Her Tactics.

RosaIie: II could never wear a second
hand engagement ring"
Maude: NO; because if it was any
good it would never have been given
back in the first place"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
UNDERTAKING.

WITH EVERYTHING CON-
w plete in my Undertaking De-
ment, I ami prepared to give prompt
and careful attention to all orders. [
have always on hand large selection
of Caskets, Cofins, Burial Robes, etc.
Calls answered at all hours night and
day.
ROBT. T. CALDWELL.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

Trains !. s. 9, 10. X, Il, II, Is, 42, 4S, Daily
except Sunday. Pullman Sleeper on Trains
Is and Is between Charleston and Cincinnati,
Ohio, viz Atlantic Coast Lite, Columbia,
Asheville, Paint Rock, Morrisiown, Knox
vile, Jellico and Junction fty.
j. A. HODSON. Superintendent
W. H. GREEN. General Manager.
JAS. l. TAYLOR, Genl Pass. Agent.
D. CALDWELL. Div. Pass. Aet.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

Passenger ana freight daily except Sunday.
Connections at Columbia with s. c. Railway
10 and from Charleston, Augusta and the
West, and for the North and East via the S.
C. R'y and Clyde Steamships. At Clinton
with G. c. and n. Railway to Abbeville and
Georgia points.
For further information apply to
E. S. MoTTE, Agent, Newberry.
c. NJ. WARD, E. P w AIRING.
Geul Manager, ActigGeu1 Pass. Agent .
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Always After Him.

"Why do you suppose woman was
made after man? ?" asked Miss Barrow.
Because returned Cynicus, lit is
part of her nature to be after man.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
DO YOU KNOW

Where the largest and most COM
plete Clothing and Gents Furnishing
House in South Carolina is located? II
you do not, the next time you visit Co
lumbia give me little friendly cali.
and I think you'll I've convinced that
mine is the place. This season l have
been unusually fortunate in securing
bargains, and you'll find the largest
stock and nobbiest style in Fall and
Winter Clothing ever shown in this
State. The prices will astonish, because
this is exclusively Gents Clothing
and Furnishing Store, and buying IN
large quantities I get the average OF
lower prices than can be had by those
carrying mixed stocks.
In boys Clothing you'll certainly be
pleased with the stock I am showing
this season. 1t contains stock of my
own careful selection, and is so extern
sive and varied that you'll find every
thing necessary and desirable. In ad-
dition to Clothing, I have Boys 'ur-
nishings, Hats and Shoes, making this
a complete outfitting depot!
In Underwear I have exclusive sale
in Columbia of DR.. Jeager's celebrated
Sanitary Woolen System and also OF
DR.. Warmers well known Sanitary
Woolen System. These goods are re.
commended by many of the leading
physicians, and you'll get them from
me at catalogue prices.
NJ. L. KINARD,
120 Main Street, Columbia, S. c.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

Man is often deceived in the age Of
woman by her gray hair. Ladies, you
can appear young and prevent this
grayness by using Halls Hair Re
newer.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
For Only $3.50,

When the cash comes with the
order.
BESIDES this Suite, I have az
great many other suites in Walnut,g
Oak, Poplar, and all the popular
woods, running in price from the
cheapest up to hundreds of dollarsR
for Suite.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
TLANTIC COAST LINE.

TIANTIE CUAST LINE.
II PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.
Wilmington. n. C.. Sept, 90, 1891.
FAST LINE
Between Charles ton and Columbia and Cppe
South Carolina and Western
North Carolina .s-...
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Special Bargain No. 2.

Is our elegant Parlor Suite, seven
pieces, walnut frames, upholstered
in plush in popular colors, crimson,
olive, blue, old gold, either in
banded or in combination colors
This suite is sold for $4,000. l
bought a large number of them at
bankrupt sale in Chicago, hence
will deliver this fine plush suite
all charges paid by me to your near
est r. Il. depot for $500. Besides
these suites I have great many
other suites in all the latest shapes
and styles, and can guarantee to
please you.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08

ToLUMBIA. A.HEyBERRY & LAUR
" EN3 X. X.
Operated by D. H. Chamberlain, Receiver
for s. c. Railway Co.
CHARLESTON, s. C.. sept. 20, 1891.
Commencing this day the following sched-
nle will be in effect: .----.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-08
Bargain No. 3.

Is walnut spring seat lounge, re-
duced from $500 to 500, al freight
paid.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26

80. ID Hn. u.-HIn Dfs Maltese pattern.
a .lps-. iiuuncl alimal, ho had
uauy iriuul5, and waxod fat a. timc
went hy, ono night, however, there
happened 10 aa p show at tho old lirook.
lyu Ihcatar, 20 which troupe OF
lar'g dpgJ .ar;ri.
Tha iho-.rs wsI Just across tho way
frog. tLa d.uf store, and one Of tho dogs
happened tr G.lp ~ to tho apothccary
shln. III. ..a NAN BLOODHOUND splcd
"D rn' and aadu for hln. Tho ;at was
c-uftt l.l-Natas bahiul some boxes.
G1mr 10 tho end, however, lac whgckci
tho Al1alhplll arro,, the ear with his
paw lan big Lrutr then seized tho
'3Ir;Dr," rsyr him ono shake, and
"p5a'sf lsi. hauf hal come, 10 make
Li,dcsf,i ls,girTia big dose Of prGn'ic
arll Nat l.,.l aId tho romans con-
HinCI 90 500 l1li hnsrrl.
Ian Sc i r-iHrWa.l In walked tho
present f'li1' rsn-cjHat=tiNr OF the
st1yc-Wi:h r,;aHtly lhs saUc msrslnG1,
lhn ~. lo ris' a1l uI ihc same sex "a hts
Pr docrnos. Tie cst startled the clerk.
''Why, Dos, Whcso l!l you come from
he said, Uh"ruup0n tho bigrat jumped
20 lii, shoulder unI purrcd In tho s..ino
basi .1icc of yhu Old Doctor
ThiI cat has graalned In tho store
cycr since, Enl iA1 clerks gro Etill in
doubt ~ 10 whether II il the old cat or
q Rcw one. There are no sisrs of the
surgical operation, II 1, true, hut tho
Animal ! otherwise tAc exact image OF
the urlrlual rplctur." Tho saru habit,
Egu observed and lhcsc src other signs
that would p,lng :, his being rcssr-
rrrtei est.
Now the "Dortar" F, i4I anil lazy. lie
allows uo oihos ga's Ua the eogacr. Pre-
ciaciy al -f3l a. 90. ba n-rcHdl tho Gle
yatrl railri-! ..al, arl lgalf1 FROM lAo
s..iill ov,g lI'u llc roof af tAc store,
vhufp De- rrn.ira 900 Lay'hrcak. What
lao do. Earr1 90 uHo .uuws, No u!-o
os rig t,ys 'ai,r t4e stosc, and Iho
"D ,igr7 do, not rct nugh live i'oL
H. % very fond TO-! suls U-lrs, and aIuc-
t.mcl attempts ta turn ou thr iase'i5
In ihr t,antnH ui.i his pas. llc flrefr
ina rlEH,r uulss size pre- cgiP'.1a c'sa-
tor aHl u rs4 la1 slis ponsr 'Is gl!-
low. H. Nz- hrcI l.aIun IN o. ~
curiosity 20 tI1-,, lilg.I Lrug', but they
sp,iA - have M rI ar; ui lIli
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
An Oil sssR ttss.sess.

"A hoy attending one of our rahl!c
schools came home the other day hum.
min. \ school song raid Commissioner
Alicn ,o rtica Is. W Observer ~.
porter. The tune attracted the fathers
attention. anil he asked him ,o sinR tho
san-. The hoy did sd. II vss rollick'
INK saiipT song. and in the chorus. keep.
ins time with the tap Of III" par-nts
boot. lhr hoy sang: We'll I'll our bowls
ani v.t she ,1.s,-' a. this ppin, tho
father stopped him ani asked whore hu
had learned ihc >ony. Tho boy replied
,ha; he had learned I, q, school. 4 cucu
knew ,ha, sonr.' said the father. 'hn, !
mover know u gan; "wo'Il nh our bowls
anil cat tho toast" i, isn't printed
that way saij ;hc boy. but the teacher
said she never heard pf anybody sdrink'
ing toast. 70 shc made Us scratch ou;
drink and sing it cat