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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04
Catarrh Can't Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is
blood or constitutional disease, and in or
der to cure it you have to take internal rem
edies. Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood and mu-
cous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is no
quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by one
OF the best physicians in this country for
years, and is regular prescription. 1t is
composed of the best tonics known, COM
bined with the best blood purifiers. acting di-
rectly ON the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
E: I,-GHENEY & CO., Props, ToIeuo, o.
uggists, price 75c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

press, school children, and citizens gen.
orally. The programme is left to the
discretion of the post commander, but
it is suggested that among other things
a brief summary of the history OF the
post be given, and that the same be
preserved tor future reference. These
meetings are ordered by the command
er-in-chIef in accordance with resoiu-
ton passed by the national encamP-
ment at Boston, August Ii and IA,
1890"
Commander Collins also issued call
for the department encampment at
Hutchinson on Tuesday, April %, at
2:30 p. m.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04
Silver Anniversary.

Department Commander Ira F. Col
Inns, of the G. A. R., has issued a gener-
al order regarding the quarter centen-
NAL OF the g. A. R., in which he says:
General Order No. Is from national
headquarters, dated March 4, 1891,
calls for general observance of the
twenty-6fth anniversary of the organi-
cation of this order April 6, 1891. In
accordance Herewith, all posts of this
department will on the evening of that
day hold public commemorative meet
ing, notifying every comrade and ex-
tending special invitations to W. R. G.
and Sons Of Veterans; also to the clergy,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04
ITS EXCELLENT QUALITIES

Commend to public approval the California
liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs. It is
pleasing to the taste and by gently acting on
the kidneys, liver and bowels, it cleanses the
system effectually, thereby promoting the
health and comfort of all who use it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

have completed my first week with my
Platter, and have $40 clear money. 1 am
charmed with the business. 1 bought my
Platter from W. H. Griffith & Co., Zanes-
vile, Ohio, for So, and feel confident if peo-
pie knew how cheap they could get Platter,
and how much money they could make, we
would see many more happy homes. 1t is
surprising the amount of tableware and
jewelry there is to plate; and if persons now
idle would get Platter, they would soon
have light hearts and plenty money.
MKs. J. E. NASH.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

When Dobbins' Electric soap was first
made in 1864 it cost 20 cents a bar. 1t is pre-
ctSety the same ingredients and quality noU,
and doesn't cost halt. Buy it of your grocer
and preserve your clothes. If he hasn't it, he
will get it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Gus A, DUBOIS, well-known resident of
st. Louis, says: 81 have used several bot
ties of Prickly Ash Bitters for biliousness
and malarial troubles, so prevalent in thus
climate, and heartily recommend it to all
afflicted in like manner" 1t Is the best
remedy ever used"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

"Mr. Tawker is a brilliant controver-
sialist.' He is an intClarant bigot." You
think SOP" "Of course l 90. He never agrees
with me in anything"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

First Broker: What has become of that
messenger-boy of yours? Ee was slower than
death. Second Broker: Yes, that's just the
trouble. 1t overlook him.oo a;
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04
HOW TO MAIZE MONEY,

Jrcad what Mr. Bell said about making ESQ per mozeh
also sent to the Standard Silver Ware Co, Essex st.
Boston, Mass. and received fine case Of samples
took orders the first day that paid go profit; made
so the first week; at the end Of month had Sis
clear profit. Any get circulars and agency by
writing the above firm. I hope Others may profit by
my experience. Yours Truly, W. +. WILLIAM
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Freshly: Oh, deah, 1 weally cawn't rest
nights, don't you know. Do you happen to
know Of cure for insomnia? Miss Barnard:
Have you ever tried sleep, Mr.. Freshly?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Intelligence has Just reached me-" began
Mr.. BlOdger, as he sat down to the dinner
table. "Thank heaven if it has, at last, !"
exclaimed Mrs. Blodger, and the food was
partaken of in silence.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, etc.,
effectual relief is found in the use of
"Broaon's Bronchial TrocheS." Price 25 cts.
Sold only IN bores.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Bellows: 1t looks like there ought to be an
abundance of everything now. Fellows: WHY
80! Bellows: The Mckinley bill raises so
many necessities
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Needy Client: If lose my case don't see
how you are to ne paid. Lawyer: Oh, don't
worry about that, my dear sir The lawyer
on the other side is my partner.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

1t is understood that congressman are ac-
customed to all-night sessions, but that they
are generally held around the poker table
instead of in the legislative halls.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

1t is not good time to read the Bible
while your wife is out in the rain cutting
stove-woOd.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Considering how much rhyme is printed in
the newspapers every year, it seems strange
that we do not run across bits of real poetry
oftener than we do.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

WAS your elopement a SUGGEST" Hard.
ly." What went wrong?" "Her father tele-
graphed US not to return, and all would be
forgiven"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

rs this a case of long standing, MADAME"
oh, my, no, doctor! He amt been on his
feet fur nigh on to six veeks.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Fair Client: And is this what you call a
deed! Real Estate Lawyer: Yes. Why! Fair
Client: 1t looks more like words.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

If you wish to be entertaining just forget
yourself long enough to talk to somebody
about himself.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

There are good many p's in pepper, but
not half so many as there are in coffee.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

CWhen you want to see the crooked made
straight, sook at a railroad map.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

When a Partisan commits suicide by
came 90 his death while temporary in-Selne.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Dashes are put in profane compositions
where language fails to do the subject Justice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

II is said that a haircut in Philadelphia
will excite more interest than murder in
New York.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

In Clover.-She: So you are engaged to
one of the Musgrave twins? How can you
distinguish one from the other? He: don't
try to-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

1t may be that revolutionary ideas are the
result of turning of matters over in the
mind.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

The merchant may know nothing of ths
pugilist, but he has daily struggles with the
price-fghter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

When a man gets into trouble it often takes
a round sum to square matters.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

''Have you large staff of reporters to
gether the news for your County Editor:
No; we have a wife.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

1t is easy to gain great reputation for
truthfulness by always speaking i'll of your
self.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Mrs. WiDslOw's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces infiam-
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie Csc bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04
Light HEART, s PLENrY MONEY-

Cloves are responsible for the first breath
of suspicion in many happy families.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

At the prospect of a navy yard here ships
in port may feel like embracing each other
with there yardarms.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

To be properly appreciated, ones organs
of speech should not be without stops.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Somebody says that nobody can tell what
they don't know. but the world is full of
people who do great deal of trying in that
direction.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

trae world is full of people who tire them
selves to death in looking for rest.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

'SThat was a crack shot," said the boy as
he disfgured the show-window with a pebble.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

New beginners in eQuestrianism realize the
painful meaning of saddlery hard wear.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

The man who thinks baby has no show
in this world should visit a dime museum.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

A Westerner says: ga grass widow is a
woman whose husband has died of hay fever"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

The biIl-poster knows his place, and there
he sticks.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Bernhardt's treasurer is a committee on
Saramonies.
Philadelphians speak of decline in over
shoes as gum-drops.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

The women of Philadelphia are calling for
nude departure in art.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

An all-round remedy-pills.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Those who believe that DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy VIII
cure them are more liable
to get well than those who
don't.
If you happen to be one of
those who don't believe, there's
a matter of $500 to help your
faith. It's for you if the max
ers of DIR. Sage's remedy can't
cure you, no matter how bad
or of how long standing your
catarrh in the head may be.
The makers are the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton of Buffalo, NY. They're
known to every newspaper
publisher and every druggist
in the land, and you can cas-
lily ascertain that their words
as good as their bond.
Begin right. The first stage
is to purify the system. You
don't want to build on a wrong
foundation, when you're build
ing for health. And don't
shock the stomach with harsh
treatment. Use the milder
means.
You wind your watch onco
a day. Your liver and bowels
should act as regularly. If
they do not, use a key.
Tile key is-Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One a dose.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-04-04

Never judge of man : mind by the length
of time it takes him to make it up.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
The Human Mechanism.

just as every well regulated system Of
transit possesses telegraphie eommunlca,
thousand in places automatic switches and
signals, SO all parts OF the human meehan-
ism are controlled by nerves, the head cen
ter being in the brain and numerous suo.
sidiary offices situated in various parts Of
the body The organism has advantages
over all ordinary systems OF transit mas
much as the arrangements for auiomau5
communication are more complete anu
numerous than any transit system pos-
sesses. And very fortunately is this ihe
case, since all the vital functions, including
circulation, respiration aud dlsessoA
might otherwise cease TO be performed
The mechanism being complete ana tns
food supply sufficient, the growth o. w
body depends on the multiplication o. eeiis
AS to the origin of cells opinions diler,
the German school holding that eacn new
cell proceeds from prior CELL WINE 'ue
French school declares that some oeis als
produced spontaneously from the piaslniA
Certain it is that in the lymphatcs 'no
white corpuscles of the blood are lounu y
abundance, the same that are found 10 'ue
living plasma and are always numerous =
the vicinity Of wounds where repairs nave
to be made
Further. where anything serves TO eueOs
the flow Of this white blood either " =
fecting the nerves that control the l!inP-
atics and lacteals or these organs diIe1.'1'
bodily growth is checked. To some sue
influence we attribute the dimlnull'e 90, 80
ure of the "Liliputians. New iO'S
Times
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
A GnIllc rlnh in Denmark.

An antiquarian find, which uil excite
interest all over Europe. has lately been
made tn Reeyemose peat bog, near H5bro
ia Jutland. Aaihors Amt The objects are
all OF silver the principal piece being
very barge basin, on which have been Ia.
tened plates OF silver hammered ont With
figures Of men, women and animals The
basin is twenrysix Danish inches 10 diam.
eter, but scarcely eight inches high One
or TWO pieces are apparently wanting. but
it is hoped they win turn up when The
moss is infinitely examined
The eyehoies of the figures are now
empty, but bad evidently been filed With
colored glass One Of the plates, which is
nearly seventeen inches long shows war
riors, with helmets and other ornaments
One figure Is a god with a wheel at bis
side, and on another are two elephants
third shows a horned god in a sitting pos
ture with his legs crossed orientalwise.
All these have apparently nothing to do
with northern mythology, as was at hrst
supposed. The whole find has now reached
the Danish national museum, and We see
that these pieces belong to the god lore Of
the Gallo peoples. The god with the
wheel, for instance, is the Gallo sun god
The whole IS the work Of a Gallo artist at
that early period when the Roman aud
Gallo peoples first came in contact. Al
lowing time for these things TO wander so
far north, the date would seem TO be, as
regards Denmark, the first century before
Christ Other things belonging to this
Gallo group have been found previously
in this country. The total weight Of
precious metal hitherto exhumed is about
twenty Danish pounds Academy.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20

What mystery is womanl How ienus si,
how gentle, how forgising! Like M
rose, her love sheds its delicious pef'u ~
over her husbands heart and home 81 81
loves for the sake Of loving, ana "iete -
has once given her heart there Il stay g.
all the personal abuse and bad trsallI -.
heaped upon her by the object Of nsl s a.
ton only causes her TO worship nun -, ~
increased devotion. as the Nioie', -
crushed under foot. gives forth s"0''-
fragrance. bns.
But there are some things which a nus
band can do TO this mysterious Great -.
that will turn her love to hate ana - :.
her ay off in search Of a sharp az o + ~ :
gal separation. 4 woman IN liiiloi7 ~ ~
created mild sensation by suing nsi nv.
band-not for a divorce, but for nsl IN a.
teeth. which he took away when ~ -
sisted upon biting him.-6aiYesloh -''s-
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
DODD'S CATARRH CURE.

In order TO cure catarrh it is necessary to al
Law the Inflammation of the irritated menu
branes with soothing application. cleanse the
head of the plugging mucous secretions, and
heal the discharging ulcers. For colds in the
head and nasal catarrh Dodd's local treatment
does this without the aid of snuff. douches or
fumes. Ii the disease has extended down
ward. affecting the bronchial tubes or lungs,
digestion and blood. the internal treatment
both removes from the system the scattered
poison aud By its building-up properties as
sists nature in restoring the impaired parts.
Send for our book treating on catafrh. fos-
ter. Milburn d CO.. proprietors. Buffalo, n.
4. sold in Bethel. VT. by G. NJ. Miller
At West Randolph by Z. Z. Evans q Co.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
Thought She Wa. Shot, bu, =. -.


Even the saddest accident is nrs..-
TO be the moving cause OF one or i ~. sufs
or less amusing incidents, and Tuessse
nights gasometer explosion was M !.
ception TO the rule.
The story is worth telling as illus,r.,i,-
what imagination can do.
prominent young Rochester nbvsi.,.-
had call that night that promiseS =
Keep him out late and his wife sat ~, =.
him, getting more and more nervons !.
the slow hours Jagged By on leaden -,
after the manner Of ladies SO engaged !,
midnight there came a step mn ~ ma
Up the side stoop, even to the Office door
edrs. Doctor thought she recognized Il 4
her husbands and without any nrec.n
tionary Who's theresn or "Is that vo,,s
threw the door wide open.
There was man there and he was ~,
her husband. He was a big burly feltoa'
his face bore what seemed to her nm.
derous expression. his right hand ID.
raised and pointed toward her in wbat
seemed To her threatening attitude
Murderer. revolver" Shoot were ~
words that best represent the impression
tfDttf-Net Vi MT flatN fAftN btck to plnsa
the door. and that very instant came ~
sharp sudden explosion mile awav. TIA,
was enough The chain Of suggestion wa
completed Her imagination, directed ~
having heard gunshot wounds profession.
ally discussed. caused her to feel a sbsr,
burning pain pierce her shoulder, and wlfb
a scream, Pm shotl I'm shotp' She Sac.
gered into the hall.
The man, naturally, ran for dear life
Mrs. Doctor dropped into chair and
screamed for help Her brother ran to ber
assistance. With a last effort Size raised
herself from the chair, reeled toward him
and fell faiuting in MS arms, gasBing ont
just before she lost consciousness. Joe
he's killed me. Break il gently 10 Tom
It came near being a matter more serious
than funny. for when the fainting spell was
over IL was no easy matter TO convince the
lady thar she was unhurt and quiet her
nerves And now in one physieians family
the principal topic for wonderment 4
whether Mrs. Doctors nervousness thwaft
ed a genuine burglarious attempt, or
whether some innocent visitor, seeking in.
slant relief for some suffering memberof
the family is wondering why Dr.. -
doesn't exercise proper supervision owe,
women be- Is treating for acute mania If be
will keep them Ia bis own dwelling
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
-,ENrRAL VERMONT RAILROAD
Corrected to June Is 1891.
COIN(, SorTH

Trains leave RANDOLPH as follows
100 u. Night Express from Ogdensburg, Mon
treal and the west for Boston. Lowell and all
New England points. Sleeping cars for Bos-
ton via. Lowell. also for Springfield runs daily
sundays included Montreal to Boston via
Lowell.
o. 22A IA. Mailfrom st. Adams and Burlington foi
Boston. via Lowell aud Fitchburg, for all
poiats la New England.
l.5O N. Limited Express. ron Ogdensburg. Nom
treAl and the west, for Concord. Manchester
Nashua, Lowell, Boston; and New York, via
Springfield
1.I5 pm. Passenger for whiteRiver Junction and
Windsor.
GOING NORTH:
400 m. Night Express. from Boston aud New
York for Montreal, Ogdensburg aud the west.
Sleeping car 10 Montreal runs daily sundays
include. Boston TO Montreal via Lowell.
$50 a. "a. Passenger for RuilSni Burlington ST.
Aloans, Richford and Rouses Point.
$40 m. Mall Train from on.iWorcester,
Springfield. New London. and New York. for
Burlington. ST. AlbAns. Ogdenshurg, Montreal.
and the west. Drawing room carto Montreal
$40 D N. Fast Express. from Boston for
Montreal aud West. Pullman Palace sleep
ing car attached running through TO Chiaago
without change.
Through tickets for Chicago, and the west for sale
tall theprlncipal stations.
E. C.,Smith, Second Vice Pres.
S. W. Cummings, Gen. Pas. Agt.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20
Tbe Man without A stomach.

May exist as a museum freak, but most of
ms recognize the stomach as necessary 10
life and comfort. Most OF us experience
a little trouble from this source occasion
ally wrong action Of she stomach tha ,ro oah1
extends. involving the liver and bowels,
whence we ind biliousness and constipa,
tion. We find also that the bowels and
kidneys natures sewerage SYSTEM be-
come clogged with effete matter, from
Is nimples. scrofula swelling and cancer
Gus complaints. The Burdock Blood Bit
ters taken at the beginning or at any lat
er stage, arrests the trouble, restores the
disordered organ TO activity, thereby re-
moving every yestige OF disease. b. b. b;
is an absolutely pure extract OF roots ana
herbs. which can not injure even the most
delicate constitution, and as cure for
Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Constipation. Bad
Blood, etc, succeeds in 80 cases out OF 100.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20

Eyes. nearly everything nag M
burned" said clever American ~ ~, ~.
was visitor in an English coal1'. ''4 srs
where there had been disastrous ~ ~
81 lost all my gowns, but say ~, /.
thing. am thankful to say, ana III rs
NV American accent, and, AFTER a.i n. ~
continued laughingly, THAT e rex yart
stock in trade ever here. "-Ne"
Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-08-20

Pope, who was an epicure, would lie in
bed for days, at Lord Bolingbrook's, I'M
less he were told thai there were stewed
lampreys for dinner, when he rose instantly
and came down to the table