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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
WANTED VENGEANCE.
The Conductor Listened. Alasi but Didn't
Catch On.

Catch ON.
When a conductor on Chicago sub
urban train approached heavy set, red
headed fellow the fellow said, Look
here, you have already punched my tick
ct twice
well, but why do you give it to me
twice.
Because" the fellow replied, ''you
came along and held cut your hand, and
| was tempted 10 see how often you
would punch away nv salary, for il takes
about all make 70 buy a monthly ticket.
Hold on" he added, when the conductor
began to move off. II have discovered
that you are a robber, and am going 20
call you TO account. 1 am going to whip
you. sir"
Il reckon not" said the conductor.
But l reckon am. / have noticed
for several years a growing disposition
on all sides TO rob me. and have made
MP my mind that I am going TO whip
every man who feel sure is a robber
/ know that You have robbed me, and l
am going 10 whip you. Wait a minute.
Lest you Iulilh ILtIp NAY - -bl4S IONON
as to my ability to perform my duty in
this matter, let me say that have three
medals presented to me by different box
ing associations. What time VIII you
be at leisureY
Il don't know" said tho conductor.
We'll, 10 matter, for / have day OF,
AID can ride with you until the desired
opportunity presents itself"
The conductor, who was evidently
disturbed, went into a forward car.
When ne returned few minutes later
he discovered that the reyengeful fellow
was gone
What became q that red headed
man be asked.
He gos of az the last sea.iOn." a pas
senger replied by the way. why didn't
you make him pay ms fare
"Beca1ee he said that l had already
punched his ticket twice
Yes, he said so, boz the truth is you
did not punch II 81 all BE had no
ticket he lives at Madison Park, and
= known as the biggest deadbest IN the
community. "-Arkansas Traveler.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
And the Big Man stood No Chance

Aunt Rachel-Yes, like him well
enough, Jerusha; but how did you ever
happen to marry man head shorter
than You are?
Niece had to choose, auntie. be-
tween little man with big salary and
a big man with little salary.
Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Must BE Done.

Look here, Mr.. Scribe, your paper
SAYS that my lecture is 10 be a comic one,
and it isn't so.
Then, my dear sir" returned the ed
itor, you must make it comic. This
journal never makes mistakes. '-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Nautical BLOOD in Her Veins

"You may sit in the stern of the boat
and work the tiller, Miss Gaswell," said
the young man as he took the oars, IF
You think you can steer
Il guess that won't be hard to do re-
sponded the proud young heireSs. 81
have often heard mamma say she crossed
the ocean in the steerage. Chicago
Trihnna
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

1t was in a crowded Columbus avenue
car that the following laconic converse
ton occurred, which caused a brisk
laugh, although the gentleman in the
case had no intention whatever of being
funny" He got up and offered his
seat to a lady who was standing.
Don't rise" said she.
But l have" said he.--Boston Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
6xAAxs
overstayed His FurIouCh

A young soldier had gone to the thea
tire with friend. The play dragged
and he fell asleep. An hour later he
was awakened by the voice of an actor
saying:
I'VE have been here five days"
Our infantrynan got up in fright
and said TO his friend:
"Ah, morbleu! and | had only leave
to stop out till midnightw-L lie Gaulois.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
rrnnhre rith Rn-i.-

Wool-Why did Bagiey fsl in rs
County paper snteTp-lses
Van Pel:-He struck a towr. where tis
people were al first AID second cousins
taey kner al the nsy-s a week before nc
eo-.l gys nod Vi it--IIarDe.s E-L-z-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Variety the Spice of Life.

Professor-I see, fraulein, that my
remarks on the ancient Romans do not
interest you.
His Hostess (politely)-Oh, yes, Herr
Professor-go on.
Professor (zindly(-No, I shall change
the subject. We viii now consider the
ancient Greeks.-Fliegende Batter
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
One at q Time Enough.

Mr.. Macsuitor TO the fair ones sister
And how old are you, Flossie:
FloSSie-Oh, that hasn't been decided
yet.
Not decided yet?"
No; ma SAYS it'll be time enough
when Kate has landed you. Wave.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Next Thfnr to IL.

Il was very much surprised 10 hear
that you are not the son OF Mr.. Bar
rows"
No: was left on his doorstep when
was a baby, and he took ne in"
You are sort of stepscn, them
Harpers Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

NewSooy-Sav, Ben, If you were Sit
ting II tho pz-ior with year oest girl
and her mother came II and commsnced
wTping OF the chairs, wha: would you
tank she meant.
Ben Thsr-Why, 'lzst, of coarss.-
Brooklyn Eagle
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

overcoat, gazed at the ruin wrought, ana
said to the crowd which had collected:
Il own right up, gentlemen. I'm
from Fooltown by the most direct reuter-
Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Owed Him a V.

ST. Agedore-Old Faughet. great man
as he was. viii never have a statue
erected 70 his memory.
De MasCus-Wny not?
He never had memory. st. Joseph
News
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
The Man and the Dog.

Chappie-What! Don't you remember
Cholly? IL was he who had the beauti-
full dog down at the hotel last summer.
Maud-Ah! / remember him now.
What became Of the dogf-New York
Herald.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
The moneE safe.

Needy Clent-If lose my case
don't see how You are to be paid.
Lawyer-Oh, don't worry about that,
my dear sir. The lawyer on the other
side is my partner.-New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
The Dear Girls.

Lthel-Clsra went 10 Europe TO get
married, did she? I'll Ike TO see the
man Id 90 to Europe 70 marry.
Naud-Without doubt. or Timbuctoo
either. fancy -Nsv YORK H-rald
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

JohnnIe-What is an egotist, papa.
Papa-It is a person. my son, who tells
you about himself thoae things which
you want 70 tell him about yourself
Washington Sta<.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Defective yfsion.

Anxious Aother-As passed the par
Tor door last evening l say Mr.. Nice
fello's face very, very close 10 yours.
Lovely Daughter-Y-e-s, ma, he's so
near sighted. News
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
REAL ESTATE AGENTS.

We carry rofuplets linz &C AZ kinds OF H1o.s
and Blanks such are used b. flea Estate 4 renis
consisting Of DEEDS. Mortgage. (ts,rhets Rsssiof
Rocks, Note Books, Rent hexisr~fs. Notary Pubic
Recorts and blAEkA Jontract I1rdkH paekei E~ai
Estate Book for Farrn and Ctr = og~-rr 49, ~.
cars hY al promptly Attsn1ssi - Ad1fsat
THE WICHITA EAGLE,
WICHITA EANsAa
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

suitable lodgings. If unsccompanied,
especially by baggage, it is often hard
work for me to get quarters at all in
keeping with my position.
For that reason we must submit,
though often unwillingly, TO the Gus
toms, harsh though they be, and content
ourselves with the New York boarding
house and its extremely atat. eggs.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
ChicagN. Rock iSlaIi ( PaCifC ~.

Including Lines East and West Of the nIissouri
River The Direct Route 20 and from CHICAGO.
ROCK ISLAND. DAVENPORT. DIS MoINEs
COUNCIL BLUFFS EATEHrOWN SIOUX
FALLS MTNNEA POLLS. 81. PAUL. ST jos
EPH. ATCHISON. IEAVEEWORIH KANSAS
CITY. TOPEKA. DENVER. COLORADO EP-NoE
and PUEBLO. Free Reel ininsr Chair Cars 20 anl
nom CHICAGO, CALDWELL. fFUTCTrNGoN
and DODGE CITY, auo Ptlnru slcep ~ Cars ~.
Daily Trains 20 and from AIa0EIGEEIs. IN tbs
~
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

HOW TO AVOID A COLD.
BILL NYE'S ORIGINAL PLAN AND
HOW 1T WORKED.

lns and Outs OF the Hotel business.
breakfast in a Gotham Boarding House
Delicately Alluded 60 BY One Who
Has Been There.
copyright by Edgar W. Nye.I
This department regrets TO state that
it has succeeded in getting i-AA.,f into
trouble Some months ago a correspond
snt wrote to know how he should avoid
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
SOLID VESTIguLE EsPREsS TEaIES

OF Through Coaches. Sleeps ~ ord Dining cars
daily between CHICAGO, 4 80 a.OIrTEa. coUG.
GIL BLUFFS and OMAHA emf Free Reclining
Chair Cars between CHICAGO end DEEVHE
COLORADO SPRINGS a.. = " 20. sta -. J1a-
eph. Enuans Cttv and Tcut' EECuIaloua
1Rily. with Choice Of Routes 90 and fruni Salt
Lake. Portland. Les Aus Ices anil Paw Fr1nci 500.
the Direct Line 20 and nom I.saf neak. Mani
tou. Garden Of the Gods. fta alrltnTiluH. and
ecfulQ sa-aure41rE O. Ctclnr4fI.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22
Via Tho Abort Aea sfoutc.

Via I no NtboTt AtI ffoutos
Solid Express Trains daily between ChiraFo ane
Minneapolis and st. paul. with IHEoJCIt Re
Ginning Chair Cars tFHEEl 20 npd .Fam tEoss
points and Kansas CITY. rhrcukA Chair Car and
sleeper between Peoria. sHiut Lake sud Ht1ftx
Falls via Rock leland. Tne Fuvgfttn Line 90
watertown. Sioux Fails the 3urr.ril-r Resorts au
Hunting and FizhinE Grounds Of thn Eeffhyscsf
Tbs Short Line via geucca ard Ea1ra'lre oTrfs
facilities TO travel 20 aud from T1dianlg ais Ciu.
clnnat. and other Southern ucfata
For Tickets. Hans. Folders. cr dsEafsd tnf,rnsn
ton apply at any Coz pom Iierat One Or address
&. ST. JOHN, JOHn SEBASTIAN
oeu1 Manager GsniT r., G. Pass AEt
CHICAGO IL.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-22

Z r. POWELL. PresG @. W. LAHfWEe v Prss'I
G. = FRANE Asst CAsalsr
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
A Youngsters Reasoning.

A lawyer who lives in the neighbor
hood of Central park has a bright,
chubby little boy about three years old
For some time the youngster has been
vigorously protesting every morning
against his fathers going downtown
and staying all day. He thinks papa
ought to stay at home, like mamma.
Wednesday morning the urchin object
ed to the departure more sternly than
before, and at last the lawyer be-
thought him to tell his son that papa
was going downtown to get bread and
butter for them to eat" That put q
new face on the matter, and the pro
test was withdrawn. All day the little
fellow was on the edge of anxiety and
could scarcely retain his eagerness to
see his father return.
At o'clock he met his father on the
landing, and the moment he saw him
he cried out, Where is the bread and
butter papa?" "Oh," said the willy
attorney, Il sent that on ahead, and il
is out in the kitchen long ago." Thurs
day morning, when the father had
pulled on his overcoat and found his
hat, the 3-year old asked Papa, go
ing down town to get some more bread
and butterl" lie was answered in the
affirmative. Then he pressed his face
against the window and looked at the
rain coming down heavily. II guess"
he said, papa will get bread and gravy
today" New York Star.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
Three Remarkable Books.

Among small printed books an honor.
able place should be reserved for ''The
Bible in Miniature" printed by New
berry in 1870. Each page, which only
measures / 1-5 inches in length and
1916 in width, contain on an average
81 words and about $50 letters. Still
another wonderful volume is religious
work called "Small Rain Upon the
Tender Herb" printed by tract So
clety in London. Its leaves are 1 Ia
by l inch in size, yet each page holds
an average of 40 words or about 800
letters
Besides these two curious, tiny vol
umes there is, it appears, a work in ex-
istence still more remarkable. It is
without printed matter, and is known
as ''The Wordless Book" It has but
10 leaves, each of a different color.
For over 800 years it has been kept in
the library at st. Rupert's monastery.
Its wordfess pages are only consulted
on Easter, st. Johns eve and Christ
mas On these dates the monks claim
that the leaves of the sacred volume
are miraculously covered with appro
pirate texts in characters of shining
gold. st. Louis Republic.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
ODDS AND ENDS.

A ,ueerschaum mine has been dis
covered in Florida
One Of the many English novelists al
the day, 4. Conan Doyle, is an oculiA
in active practice.
Miss Ellen Terry, ths actress, is pred
dent of the Ladies' Cycling club of Lon
don.
1t is not so much what a man thinks
of you as what he persuades Others 10
think of you
W. II. III. Murray has registered o
VOW to mark the spot where Sitting
Bull is buried with a memorial stone.
Within the last six years it is esti
mated, no fewer than 2,666, ZIG immi
grants have arrived in the United StataA
There is price to be paid for all true
work. Recall the terrible isolation OF
Carlyle and his wife at Craigenputtock.
Bent whalebones can be restored and
used again by simply soaking in watea
q few hours and then drying them.
The largest greenback extant is q
$4,000 bill, and there is only one such
note in existence; of the S., 900 bills
there are seven.
Benjamin H. Currier, of Boston, has
administered the obligation oath tG
bench officers for sixty years. Mr.. Cur
rier is Oh years old.
Five pounds ten shilhngs sterling pei
pound was paid In London recently fol
O. small package of unapproachable taa
brought overland through Russia
During the siege of Valenciennes in
1898 the weather, which had been hot
and dry, became violently rainy after
the cannonading commenced.
Take five cents worth of baking
powder Make in a paste with am
monia; rub on nickel with soft clott
and polish off with another flanne
cloth
The first iron pen was made in 1885
the first steel pen in 1903 by Wise. 10
seph Gillot's cheap steel pens were frs
| made in 1920.
1t is stated that I, 600, 600 Christina
parcels were delivered by the British
postoffice, of which 1,1I6, 600 com
prised turkeys, fowls, game and Christ
mas buildings.
The trust controlling the African dia
mond mines have resolved to reduc
the product from 4, 600, 600 TO 3, 600, OO
of carats per annu1n, and ruw dia
monds have risen 100 per cent in con
| sequence
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
Especial Correspondent

RALEIGH, N. G., March 4, '9l.
The proposition of the Will
mington & Weldon Railroad
Company to conditionally surren-
der its claimed, exemption from
taxation in consideration of Ger
tain extraordinary privileges
and franchises asked from the
Legislature came up for coDsid-
Grafton last night. The discus
sion was spirited and strong for
four hours. But by a vote of
% to ii the Senate refused to
make one basis Of taxation for
a corporation and L different one
for the people, and justly so.
The people have won. The
road must surrender uncondHion-
ally before it can get any more
privileges from the State.
MARION BUTLER.
-FOUR readers will remember
that TIE CAUCASIAN took a
strong stand against this propO-
sitiOn last summer, while near
ly every other paper was advo-
eating it. We are glad to see
that the Senate takes the sa me
view of the matter.-H. w. 3. I
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
The Ballet In meriaa.

Cur country was first visited by q
ballet in 1927, and all women IN the
audience of the old Bowery theatre
rose in outraged modesty and dignity
and left this then NEST fashionable
place of advertisement. That waa
sixty-four years ago. Today Miss Leon.
tine Morgan, of Boston. Is to be a pre-
miere danseuse at the. Metropolitan OPP
era house. She has devoted every day
OF the last four years to her pretty, de1-
ferrous toes, and with a proper conf
dence that a Boston atmosphere vas
sufficient for her brain developmeut
she has no need for other trainine-
New York Cor. Chicago Herald.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
NEW TRUSTEES.
Elected for the State University

The Legislature has ele:t'd
the following Trletea5 Tor tie
University Of North CarolinA,
to take the place of those whose
terms have expired
Hon. Fred Phillips, Of Edgs-
combe.
w. N. Mebane, Esq, Of r >ck-
ingham.
J. A. McIver, of Moore.
r. Nj. Fnrm IN, OF Buncombe.
F. H. Busbee, Of Wake.
Benehan Cameron, of Oar
ham.
John W. Starnes, of Bun
connie.
Marsden Bellamy, of New'Ha,l-
over.
John W. Fries, of Forsyth
Marion Butler, Of Sampson.
Thomas S. Kenan, Of Wake.
r. S. Beall, of Caldwell.
G. Samuel Bradshaw, Of Ran
dolph.
A. H. Merritt, of Chatham.
j. D. Murphy, Of Pitt.
James w. Wilson, Of Burke
w. L. Saunders, Of Wake.
q. B. Vance, of Mecklenburg.
DR.. Il. H. Levi, Of Wake.
TO FILL VACANCIES.
To fill vacancies caused by
vacancies,
D. G. Worth, Of New Hanov-
er, in place of w. H. Chad burn,
Of New Hanover.
w. G.. Riddick, of Halifax, in
place of A. G. Avery of Burke.
f.. s. Spruill, Of franklin, in
place Of Hon J. j. Davis, OF
Franklin.
W. d. Pruden, of Chowan, in
place of Eugene Grissom of
Wake.
w. J. Peele, Of Wake, in place
Of Robert Bingham, of Ala
nance.
]. w. Todd, Of Ashe, in place
of G. r. Thomas, of Craven.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05

The Rev. T. De Witt Talmage spends
bis New Years day in his charming
home In one of the pretty Brooklyn
streets off Fort Greene park in a thor
oughly characteristic way. He receives
His drawing rooms arc thrown open to
Tom, Dick and Harry, and Mrs. Tai
mage and her daughters are kept busy.
The reverend gentleman is particularly
attentive to newspaper men. The
name of every caller ii given to Mr..
Talmages secretary, who sits up stains
busily engaged in making out d list of
prominent people," When the news
paper men leave the minister goes to
the door with them and hands to each
a list of his visitors. .I had It pro.
pared for you, he says affabsy, 'tas
know it is what you want. Epoch.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
"SENATOR BUTLER'S COM
MISSION"

We clip from the Wilmington
Messenger of yesterday the fol-
lowing editorial
"The bill of Senator Butler,
of Sampson, to create Com
mission to revise and recon-
mend changes in the Constitu-
ton of the State is of import
ance. 1t looks to securing
amendments in regard to pri-
vate corporations and the equal
iZation of taxes-of assessments.
We have for years urged these
two amendments or changes.
We have insisted that tho time
of the Legislature was too much
occupied and necessarily with
the consideration Of mere local
matters instead or being able
to devote itself chiefly 20 the
work of general legislation.
We long ago pointed out
the necessity of an omnibus
bill 80 as to get rid Of the thou
sand and one local bills. livery
one at all familiar with legisla-
tive proceedings knows how
much time ia spent in the in
PRODUCTION of bills that die
almost before they are born,
and in the consideration Of re-
ally unimportant local matters
that might we'll be met under a
cheaper and IN re expeditions
system than a session of the
General Assembly biennially.
As to tho adjustment of taxa
ton upon a fair and equitable
basis, we have been urging it
for years. When Rev. Thomas
Dixon, Jr., was In the i.egisla-
ture he introduced an elaborate
and carefully drawn bill, show
ing no little thought, looking to
the equalizing of taxes in North
Carolina. We had some CORES
pOndence with him relative
thereto, aud tried, so far as we
could, to aid him in his most
commendable efforts TO bring
about more equality and q more
thorough system in the matter
Of taxes. There would be hun.
Greds Of thousands more taxes
gathered II property were pro
perly assessed and men were
prosecuted and heavily fined
who suppressed and evaded and
tried to cheat the State out o1
its just taxes.
1t is well known that there Ii
great inequality throughout the
State in taxing the same kim
of property. A thorough inves
tigation and report at this point
would fairly 'astonish the ma
tivek. We wish Senator Butler
the bet success in his praise.
worthy effort to help North Car
DINA in thetwo points pressed
IN his bill. We certainly favor
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
SENATE CHAMBER,
Raleigh, Feb. %, '91.

Raleigh, Feb. %, '91.
MIR. Ii. w. BUTLER:
Dear Brothec-WhiIe it is the
custom among newspapers to
clip from articles appearing in
exchanges referring in a compli-
nentary way to the newspaper
or its editor, yet for fear Of be-
ing misunderstood, you will
please publish nothing else re-
ferring to me Or my legislative
course, either directly or indi-
rectly. x
If you fail to hear from me
by tuesday night, then condense
the proceedings of the General
Assembly from the Raleigh pa
pers. Very truly,
YOnr Brother,
MARION BUTLER,
In justice to myself and the
editor Of this paper, [ take the
liberty of publishing the above
extract from a private business
letter. III. w. B.,
Editor in Charge.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
[Conlinued from First Page.

TIE question OF the legal rate
of interest is not dead, as was
when the bill fixing it
at six per centnm failed
to pass the Senate. A bill to
the same effect has been set as
the special order in the House
for to night at 8 O'clock. There
is a good prospect that it will
pass that body. 1t may YET be
come a law of the State be-
fore the session closes. There
is strong demand for thi: leg
islatinn and il ought to be had.
The masses Of the people ought
certainly 10 be as competent to
Judge what is best for them on
this important question as the
few who have money to lend.
The farmers OF the State Will,
in our opinion, be greatly disep-
pointed if this demand Of theirs
shall fail to be met, and justly
80. Let interest be reduced TO
six per cent, and if men who
have surplus money do not
choose to lend it at that rate,
let them invest it in business
en- terpIises.
The scope of legislation tits
session has reached from pro
tecting opossums to the es,ab
lish,nent Of a Railroad Com
mission.
NOTES.
Rev. F. M. Royal, of Samp-
son, a member of the present
seniOr-claas Of Wake Forest Col
lege, spent few days in Raj
eigh this week.
Mr.. Allen Daughtry, Of Samp.
son, and Mr.. .. p. Middleton
Of Warsaw, are here for few
days.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
They An R..tr.,..a.

John Forrest lives in Iowa, and one
night he was filed with shot while
stealing chickens. Ever since that date
ne has been called '.Hencoop Forrest /"
but he has at last grown tired Of Il
and the other day applied to the couFfs
to restrain the citizens from further
using the title as applied to hin.-De-
tTcit Free Press.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED,

To THE EDIToR-Please inform
your readers that have a positive
remedy for the above named disease
BY its timely use thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured.
I shall be glad TO send two bottles of
lay remedy FREE to any of your read
ers who have consumption if they will
send me their express and post Office
address. Respectfully.
T. 4. SLOCUM, NJ. G.,
Isl Pearl ST., New York.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05

any proper plan that will make
legislation more effective and
satisfactory, and will remedy,
even in part, the evil Of unequal
and. therefore. unjust taxation"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
PIlesl Piles! Itching Piles!

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES; intense itch
ing and stirging; most at night worse
by scratching. If allowed to continue
tun,ors form, which often bleed and ul-
serate, becoming very sore. SWAIN rs
OINTMENT stops the itching and bleed
ing, heals liberation, and in most cases
removes the tumor. at druggists, or
by mail, for so cents.
DIR. SWAYNE & son,
feb2i-6W Philadelphia
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-03-05
The Senate Refuses

TO ACCEPT THE PROPOSE
TION OF THE w. & W. r. r.
AS RECOMMENDED BY
THE RAILROAD INVESTI'
CATION COMMITTEE.