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Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
Not There for Fun

Visitor TN the penitentiary) = What
brought Jgou here. my friend?
Burgling Jimmy-De cops, Of course,
dye think KUN here in a pleasure ex-
curslon st Joseph News
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

Go to California via the through lines OF
the Burlington Route, from Chicago or ST.
Louis to Denver, land thence over the new
broad guage through car lines of the Den.
yer IL Rio Grande or Colorado Midland Rail
ways, via Leadville, GlenwOod Springs and
Salt Lake-through interesting cities and
unsurpassed scenery. Dining Cars all the
way.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

You can obtain a pack Of best quality
playing cards by sending fifteen cents in
postage to p. q. Eustis, Genl Pass Ag't, c.
d. Il 9. r r., Chicago, Ill
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
Tho BALL Player.

Bobby-DO you like your new home?
Little Johnnie-Yes 1t has . vacant
lot next dOOr.-EpOch.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

THERE aro lots Of people in this world
who wear silks and velvets on top, with
o carefully covered garmsnt OF sackcloth
and ashes underneath.-Atchison GlpbeL
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

LITTLE BoY-"Papa, tho papers say the
mine owners are going to coslesce. What Is
the meaning Of coalescef' Papa-"lt means
less coal, my SON "-Grip.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
Lambs Of the Flock,

Cora-wonder why the pretty young
minister calls US the ''lambs Of his fold 20
Dora-On account Of the Sleeps eyes
we are alwaySeasting at him. l presume
New York Herald.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

:ricnd: Nov, l must conclude, for my
feet are so cold that can hardly hold my
pen. Pick Nc Up.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

" women are as sweet as they would like
TO hayc the men think they arc, why Is II
that thcy have such q keen fOndness for
neutrality-suspicious. Journal
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
H0W's Thi0l

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case OF Catarrh that can not DO
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. CnENE1 & Co., Props Toledo, o.
We, tho undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney FOR the last fifteen years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
Transactions, and financially able TO carry
out any obligations made by NDeir firm.
West Il Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.
Walding, Kinnan Il Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials freeA
Price, &c. per bottle Sold by all Druggists.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

1! you wish to have your portrait taken
on ivory, face an enraged elephant-Texas
SiftingS.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. sc.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
DRlckLy ASH
T. BlT1ERS

Cse os 10 nest lapssiant esylas q -
human body b the lNER. uhea nta1si0
!. properly pestssa rs tsseiisas ~ esiIso
sysiem becomes dseaase1. The 0RAm,
KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, ~ ssosss
teperiesm thsiewsrt. oYSPEPSlA, col.
SIlPAUOM, anEuokIlSo, U0aeY osS.
EASE, sae., are IL rssulls, sn1sos soos-
ihins b deae b assist s1anFs = osouiaO
"a ike iapurities eanssd b ~ laaea1ea
d TOaPiD LIVER. his assislnaeo -
peesssa1 Sin,bs sssn6 b
Priekly Ash bniegs |!
Il aess directly q - LINER, SI00Aea
aad KIOnEYS. asd y ils0lld as1ea1afiis
sgscl - gsssszl ieaie Qualllios ss1lssss
uAsss esuaas loasesa6. toal1y eoalDllea,
N eus1s - (lssases asls1na - ohsos
eases. NPUnflee me 0kooo. iDass
up ~ syu1sa, ~ seeasess pssjoee esalA.
Mysw6sauOisl6eessst ~ aask ~ =
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p1leuy 80 o0IIeDS e.,
eIh1suu1s1s 08s6OU1 -
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

II children have pets they arc less liobll
10 become pcttish--PittsburRh Dispatch.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

every key. deep bass snoring that seems
tNcomc up from tho depths. and shrill
nasal treblcs that appear to come down
from the roof.
Tho wind, blowing straight through
the rooms from the north, has turned
tho iron bars on the windows int
hoarsc eolian harps- Thcre h TIE
never-ceasing tramping Of guards out
side, and every half hour tho CRY Of
'All's we'll" rings round the buiioing.
l hear the challenges as tho relisfs
come on. Not . sound escapes mo dur
ing that long night, and rise with the
rstgrsy dawn. my own lungs feel.ng
sore from sympathy with the painful
coughing I bad heard all about No,
since the lights went out
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
Hadn-S Done Il Yet,

us Mr.. Grimley q very populs' man;
Alice 81
"Why. think he is the most unpopular
man in the world. He has gone with me
all summer and shows NO inclination to
pop yet"-Light.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
A Small job.

''My lord, but this is sudden! Just give
me time to collect my scattered wits and
PIP
'Ail right. l suppose about . second Of
time will be all you Iced for q small col
lection like that'-St Joseph News
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
Forgot His Dates,

NJ Sliptoby-Well, madam, you made
fool Of me when l married you; that's
dead sure.
Mrs Sliptoby-Why, Nicodemus,. Bong
before We were married you always boas-
ted tha. y.u were self made man. So
don't blame me.-New York Herald.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02
A Novel Exhibit

Stranger lin Chicago)-And arc those
ladies and gentlemen your boarders, Mrs.
Threemeal? Why, how fat they arer'
Mrs. Threemeal (proudly)-Yes, indeed.
I'm fattening 'em up for the exhibition
Street & Smiths Coed News
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

"WHY-hclloi You arc the last person =
expected to meet" "Well, I am the Last
person you have metz Smith, Gray 4
Dos Monthly.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

A - ut in the paEloe aWalline her
coming b could not suppress hi ecstast.
~ln few minuets will mee3 Aer,e he
murmured softly.
"Then in . few minuets wont METRE"
vas the sage remark Of the gas pipe. hear
ing what he said.-Nunsey's Weekly.
Dodge City times., 1891-01-02

"who fought the civil WARP yelled the
orator iercely.
"Twasn't me-" said the meek little
man in the front row. 81 sent substi-
tute."-New York Sun.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28

TN THH DISTRICT COURT OF THE FIRST
l. Judicial District OF the State of Montana in
and for the county of Lewis and Clarke,
In ths matter of the astate and SuRrdianship o,
Augusta koRek, miner,
Oryqr to show cause why order OF sale Of ranl %
tate ehould net be mudo.
IL prNsxrius to the said court by tho petition
ths& Why presented and filed by Louis StAdleE
hsSHhsaaan Of tho person and estate Of Augostr
kunds. \ minor. praying for IN ordor Of sale Of
real Osteys. taat IL il nsceasAry to aell all tha In
terast OF cpd miner III tho Alios lode. the Hsdaie
lods, tho .CnsHlansh loac. the Adam ieda, the
hpeuyta loeS. the Julia lode and tho Mulsrsu
lod,, this sarnn b,iag mining olaims. for the pur-
poser sst forth in saia petition.
~ Is therefore ordered by said court. that all
parsons intaraatsh In tbs es,ste Of said miaor.
appear before the anld district court on sstur-
day. the sth day OF September, A. d. Isai. at 10
o'clecS in the forenoon Of ssia day. in the court
room cfdepartlrsnt nunbT two Of said district
coart, at tho court houss in the aAid contty OF
Levis and Clarke, to show cause why M order OF
tsle ehould nat be- srantod Up the said Guardian,
clslrna,
And that . copy Of this order b. published at
lcAet three successive wrecks In The HoleGn Daily
lnue, endent., . newspaper printed and pub.
lished IN said ccurty.
Datsd August 3. 1891.
HORACE II. BUCK,
lseMl District Jsdxs.
A true Nepy, Attest,
Joan REAN. Clerk.
Ny u. J. OAsxDH. Deputy,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE FIRST
1 Judicial District OF the State Of Montana In
and for the county of Lewis and Clarke.
In the matter of the estate and guArdiAnship
of Henry kenck, \ minor.
Order to show cause why order Of sAls Of real
estate should not be made.
II appearing to the said court BY the petition
this day presented and hled by Louis StaAler,
guardian of the person and estate Of Henry
Ksnek. minor, praying fer an oeder OF sale q
real estate. that II Is nscessaryto sail the interest
Of said minor in the Alice lode, M 1u1A1o ls&e,
the Cavanaagh lode. the Adam lode, the Auxuetc
lode, the julia lode and the Mulgyaw lode, the
came being. mining claims. for the purposes sot
iorth in said petition.
O. 1t ia therefore ordered by tho said court, that all
persons Interested in the estate OF said minor,
appear bafors this said distriot court, on Satur.
dsy. tne fifth day of September. A. d. 1891, u 10
o'clock in the forenoon Of said day, In the coprt
room OF department nuMb Dor two OF said district
court. at the court hOuss in the aaid county Of
Lewis and Clarke, TO show cause why an order OF
sale should not be granted TO the aAld guardian.
to sell tho interest OF said minor In said mining
claims;
And that u copy Of this order be- published, n
least, three successive weeks In The Helena
published in said county,
Dated august 8, 1891.
HORACE r.. BUCK,
lSesll District Judge.
JOHS BEAN, Clerk.
~ II. J. CAsKDY. Dspsty.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28
TN TIE COURT OF THE FIRST

TN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE FIRST
1 Judicial District. in the state of Montana, in
nd for the county of Lewis and Clarke.
IN the matter OF tho estate OF Katharine Kcnok,
iocenea.
p7dsr to show cause why order Of sale of real
estate should not be made,
II appearing 10 the said court, by the petition
hiR day prosecuted and filed by Jacob Loeb and
.ouis Stadler, the administrators of the estate OF
FATHER. ne Aenok, deceased. praying for Nh order
q ssls of real sstate, that it IL necessary TO sell
h lnte cat of said estate in tho Alice lode. tho
buffalo lode, the Calsnsugh lode. the Adam
lode, tho Assusts lode, tho Julia lode ana the
Mulgrew lode, tho same being mining claims, for
tho reason sol forth in said petition,
It IL therefore ordered by ths said court that
all persons interested in the estate of said de-
eeassa appear before tho said district court on
Saturday, tho fifth day of Septen Der, A.. u. 1897,
NJ 10 O'clock In the forenoon of the sad day, in
tho oeurt room of department number two, OF
said court, 10 the court house Of said county OF
Lewis and Clarke, to show cause why an order
y" ould not I've granted TO the said administrator
10 sell tke said mining claims.
And that II cspy of this order be published at
least four wesks In he Tally Iplona lndopand-
-nt, u newspaper printed and Sihlishod in said
ocnaty.
Dated August D, 1891.
HORACE II. BUCK,
lSsll District Judge,
Atrue copy, Attest,
John kEAN, Clerk.
By ii. j. CASSIDY, Deputy.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28

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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28

Henry Asmussen has bought the privil-
eyes at the fair grounds this year and will
serve all plain drinks at 12H cents and
guarantee satisfaction.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28
western points, but easy for legitimate bust

The business failures occurring through
out the country during the last seven days
as reported to r.. G. Dun q Co., tho mercan-
tile agency, by telegraph, number. for the
United States. 1873, and for Canada, II. or
a total of PIG, as compared with a total of
227 last week, and 231 the week previous to
the last. For the corresponding week of
last year the figures were 1872, representing
172 failures in the United States, and 20 in
the Dominion of Canada.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-08-28
7 L. SMITH,
|. Freight and Transfer me,
HELENA,

All kinds of merohauaiss and other ~freixhts.
including ores. promptly transferred from the
sspet. Ordera will receive prompt attention.
DvrIon-At J. Feluberg's Stoie and Vt tho Depot
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
The FUNERAL RITES
Ceremonies Over the Remains of
General COnnOr.
THE CoRTEGE TO THE GRAVE
United States Troops, Officials, Civic and
Military Bodies viii Escort the Remains
Resolutions of Respect.

All day yesterday Marshal Page was
eral of General Conner which will take
place to-day at high noon.
The remains of the dead general will lie
in state at the Walker House from 9 to IL.
Immediately after noon, the religious
ceremonies will be held, following which
will be short address by Judge Goodwin.
By o'clock sharp it is expected that the
procession will be formed and march to
the post cemetery in the following order
Henry Page, Marshal of the Day.
FIRST DIVISION,
Colonel Rose U. S. a. Commanding.
U. S. Post Band.
10th U. S Infantry. 400 Strong.
SECOND DIVISION
Lieutenant Cowles Comm nding.
Denhalter Band.
Denhalter Guards.
Dyer Guards
Company I'd Regiment.
U. N. G.
University Cadets.
G. A. r.
Mexican and Maxwell Posts.
HearSe
The Old Commanders Saddle Horse led by one
OF His Soldiers.
Pail Bearers.
Family and Immediate Friends.
Old Comrades.
THIRD DIVISION.
General Whittemore Commanding
First Brigade Band.
knights of Pythias.
z. S. o. of A.
Visiting Delegates.
Territorial, County and City Officials.
FOURTH DIVISION,
John Avis Commanding.
Drum Corps.
Irish American Citizens.
All Unassigned Bodies and Organized Societies.
ClUizens in Carriages and on Foot.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
Monatombo, on Lake Managua down the

Monatombo. on Lake Managua. down the
valley OF the Rio Grande river to Limos,
total distance of 1S7 miles. The road will
connect with Monatombo with the narrow
gauge road that now runs from Corinee, on
the Pacific coast, to Managua the capital
OF Nicaragua. 1t is estimated the pro-
posed road will be 500 miles shorter than
the present Panama route between San
Francisco and New York, and at least 100
miles shorter than the proposed route of
the Nicaragua canal. Limos is sixty miles
from the mouth of the Rio Grande river,
which engineers believe can readily be
made navlgable for deep water steamers.
In addition TO building the railroad and
opening bar of Rio Grande river, it is re-
qulred that line of steamers to run twice
a month between Rio Grande and the
United States be maintained; that custom
houses and other buildings for the use of
the government, together with telegraphs
and telephone lines shall be constructed
along the route of the proposed road, and
that the road be elegantly equipped
for the expedition of traffic. Thornto I
says part OF the road will be completed
and in operation within two years. The
contract specifies the road and other i'm
provements must be completed inside of
five years
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
1t Adopts Resolutions of Respect and Sym.
patty.

patty.
In the wisdom of the All-ruling Providence
General P. Edward Conner has been called
upon to answer to the last roll-call and as it
has been and is to-day the custom to commen-
crate the names of those who through their
lives have devoted their best energies for and
to the benefit OF the country in which they lived
and to the people thereof, ii Is fitting, mas
much as the late General p. Edward Conner
has given many years OF his life to the promo
ton OF the best interests of this territory and
the west in general, that proper action be
taken by which due credit NAV be given to his
achievements.
The chamber of commerce recognizes in him
the pioneer who realized that the mines within
this country should be developed, and in recog
milton OF this fact he made every effort to ac.
complish the same, "a order that the wealth
coming therefrom might be sided to the
nations storehouSe.
He furthermore used every means at his
command to Induce immigration to come into
this country.
In his EFFORT to stimulate trade he built the
first steamboat on the Great salt lake. and laid
out the city of Corinne, to the north of US from
which, for many years the territories of Mon
tana and Idaho drew their supplies to a great
extent.
In view of the above recognized facts, which,
| aside from his glorious military career marks
him as one of the leaders of this country be it
Resolved, That the board of directors of the
chamber OF commerce attend the funeral OF the
late General Conner in body; that suitable
floral decoration be secured as a fitting tribute
from this organizations; that these resolutions
be publshedln the daily papers and that an en-
crossed copy be forwarded to the members of
his f:mily in commemoration Of his services to
tueNwest in general and to this city and terri
tory in particular.
FRED SIMON
President Chamber of Commerce
JOHN w. DoNNELLAN
Vice-President Chamber OF Commerce.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
Brazil Asks an Extension Of Time.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 1.-the Brazilian
minister has formally notified the secre-
tary of state of the desire of his govern
p1ent for an extension OF the time for an
exchange of Publications of the arbitration
treaty formulated by the International
American conference. Other South Amer
lean countries have also expressed desire
for an extension of the period of ratifca-
ton, and the proposition is warmly en-
dorsed by this government.
1t is announced an agreement has been
reached with the British government as to
the basis of arbitration in regard to the
seal fisheries. The number and powers of
the arbitrators are fixed and it IS conf
IDENTITY expected their appointment and the
terms of arbitration will be announced in
q few days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
THE FREE LANCE.

Periodically the people of Salt Lake are
astonished at the rapid growth of this city.
These periods arrive at each recurring
election, when the registration lists show
an ever-increasing voting population. 81
shouldn't be surprised" said Judge Pow
ers yesterday, "if the next registration
were to.exceed thirteen thousand Names"
This would be equal TO Go, 600 Inhabitants
by any measure that is usually employed
IN making such estimates.
I +
In confirmation Of this calculation comes
"Polk's New City Directory'-an admir-
able work of the kind, by the way, and eX-
ecuted under Manager Nutes' direct super
vision-which says: 1.-The directory for
1901 contained 16, 301 names, with an esti-
mated population of 55,0l5 This volume
published just twelve months later con-
tains q, 30S names, which, multiplied by
33s, the figure used last year to represent
women and children whose names do not
appear in directories and which is gener-
ally believed to be correct, indicate pop
ulation for the close of 1891 of co, 761."
Justly the quotation concludes with these
words: There are few cities which can
exhibit such tiattering growth during
year of general business depression"
If these figures are but appropriately
correct, and is our growth continues il the
same ratio, then the next census will give
US 200, coo people and front rank among
the leading cities of the country.
I
Sanguinel Perhaps; and yet it is said
that figures never lie.
I
Wheh Bob Ingersoll was asked what he
would do, if he had the power to improve
the world, he promptly replied: For one
thing ! would make health instead of dis
ease contagious" Happy thought Ana
as Christmas approaches, aud we watch
the expectant faces of young America
looking for Santa Claus, we believe it
would be as great an Improvement upon
the economy of this world, were we to
grow in reverse order, that is, begin life
with grabbed age and end it with happy
youth. How much nicer it would
be to romp and frolic carelessly
to the grave than to groap
and limp toward it human
wreck. And 1t would be more in con-
sonance, too, with our conception of heaven
were we to step off as little cherubs, rather
than as sore and weary pilgrims.
Christmas belongs 10 the children, and to
adults only as they have the faculty of
converting themselves into children for the
day; as they can fling away cares, sorrows
and the ruinous chase for money, and calm
+ or the moment
The fever called living
That terrible fever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20
A Messenger Knocked Down and Robbed

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. ia messenger
employed by Schussler Bros, wholesale
jewelers., was knocked down this morning
by two young men at the entrance 10 the
firms place of business, and tin box con-
tanning $50, 600 worth of iewelry taken from
him. Being hard pressed by pursuers, the
thieves threw the box into the street and
got away.
A residence occupied by family named
Kreuse was blown over by high wind
this morning, and the family and their
workmen buried in the ruins. One work
man was killed outright and two fatally in
jured. Members of the family escaped
with serious bruises snd cuts. The house
was being raised for the purpose Of put
ting another story under it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-20

Tine Irish-Americans of the city met at
the Cullen hotel last evening. Mr.. Ed
Egan presided, and committe consisting
of Messrs. Lynch, Condor, Cullen, O'Leary
and Kennedy reported, the following res
olutions which were unanimously adopted :
Whereas, We the Irish American citizens of
Salt Lake city and Utah territory have learned
with profound sorrow of the death of that dis.
tinguished Irish American and patriot, General
Patrick Edward Conner, and whereas we bow
in humble submission TO the Will of Almighty
God, the Divine Ruler OF all rations, in remov-
ing from our midst our beloved friend and tel.
low citizen.
Resolved, That we, the Irish Americans of
Salt Lake city, regardless of party affiliations
turn out in mass and attend the funeral obse-
quies of our distinguished countryman and pat
riot soldier Tomorrow, December 90 at II
o'clock.
Resolved That we wear green badge draped
in mourning as emblemstical of the nationality
and birthplace OF the distinguished soldier and
citizen.
Resolved That in the death of General Con-
nor this community has lost an illustrious ex.
ample OF integrity, personal friendship, virtue
and the sterling qualities Of American man
hood; that Utah has lost great
benefactor and one who devoted many
years TO the social and material advancement of
the territory; and that the republic has lost a
soldier whose long and patriotic services in the
ranks from private 10 major-general showed
that the maxim of his life was the motto in.
scribed by French monarch upon the banner
of the Irish brigade: "Semper ct ubiaue
fidelis, And be it further resolved that we
tender our sincere coincidence to the family
and relatives Of the deceased in this hour of
their sorrow and tribulations' and
Resolved, That a copy OF these resolutions be
sent to the family Of the deceased soldier and
citizen and that these resolutions be published
in the daily press of the city,
All Irish American citizens OF Utah whether
or not members of the Irish American club. are
ran To MAJ Of tba Gull
IL o'clock, and join the Irish Americans who
will march in a body from the Cullen house to
Walker and inspect the generals remains and
then join in the procession. The Irish -Ameri.
cans will be escorted by the Ryan drum corps.
General Whittemore has assigned that place 10
the Irish-AmercanS,