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Arizona republican., 1891-06-20
LIST OF WARRANTS. DRAWN FROM February "A to February 2S, 1891,
 BY THOMAS HUGHES,
 TERRITORIAL AUDITOR:

ToWHoM ISSUED AND FOR
 WHAT PURP0SE. GENERAL FUND. AMOUNT. No s9. Foster 8. Dennis Chairman In- vestigating Committee, House bill No. 53, sixteenth Legisls-
 
 OFFICE TERRITORIAL AuplToh, PR0S1x, A. T., fobruary 26, lS91.} Icertify the foregoing fist to he cofrs6t. O. lsrALl ,H0' THOMAS HUGHES, .ar.. sg5-E AuaitOsy
Arizona republican., 1891-06-20

In IS9U the arsrage rate was
Arizona republican., 1891-06-20

: Apply to CLARK CHURCHILL,
 Ph9nix, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-20

EOR SALE THE ARIZONA IM- | provement Company. Principal ofice at Phoenix, Arizona.
 block of stock In above Company for sale; Price and reasons for sale will be gwen to per. son intending to purchase.
 : Apply to CLARK CHURCHILL,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

The Morning News is on file at the fol owing
places. where Advertising Rates and other in
formation regarding the pap IT can be ootalne1:
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AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS ASSOCIATION,
Potter Building.
PHILADELPHIA
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BOSTON
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CHICAGO
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NEW HAVEN
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
BRIGHT BITS.

DENTIST (pleasantly)-Is it a hollow toothf
Victim-Well, you'd say it was if you had
heard me hollow for the last two days.-NeLU
York Recorder.
GosLIN-H Miss Scadds' face is her fortune
she doesn't rate very high.
Dolley Her pa value is much above her face
value--Aetc York Sun.
CLERK-This cloth is very durable, madam,
l assure you
Shopper-Yes, but take il away. 1t is not en-
durable.--St. Paul Dispatch.
BooNE-Blodgers is very economical and
never wastes any ching, believe,
Rowe-Yes; ne always takes any cough mix
ture that his babies leave over.-EDoch.
"How is YOUR FRIEND doing out in Helenayn
20, he's carrying everything before him."
GOOD; what business is ne ing'
"He's a waiter in restaurant."-St. Paul
Globe.
DNER-OUT Ito hostess)-Ah, Madam, am
late, but you know the adage Better late than
never
Hostess-Yes. 1 know it, but never thought
very well of itl-NetO Yolk Herald
JONES tat the anniversary dinner)-What's
the matter with Mr. CLANCY? He hasn't
touched his dinner.
Brown Sh-h He's just been put down to
respond TO toast.-Neto York Recorder.
How SAD she looks since her engagement
has been brokenl She seems utterly crushed -
And her sister. who has Just became en-
gagged, is happy as a lark. In fact, she seems
completely mashed.-I Indianapolis Journal
EMnY-Now that you are engaged to Harry,
does he ever ask you for a kiss?
Julia-He never has yet.
Emily-Dear mel Is he bashfuls
Julia--O. no; he takes them without asking
Boston Herald.
AS THE FAMILY is about to sit down to dinner
the news of the death Of an aunt is received.
Suddenly little Emile asks. looking longingly at
the wel-defined plate Papa, must we cry now
or wait until we have eaten dinperY''
-Ftfegende Batter.
GILEs-I want to tell you joke heard when
was in Europe last summer.
Jagway-Don't want to hear it, old man,
Giles-Why not?
Jagway-Just like jokes of all foreigners, toe
DECENTRALIZATION Herald.
| WINTER VISITOR lin Florida)-I should love
| dearly to 90 sailing, but 1t looks very danger
| GUS. Do not people often get drowned in this
| bay?
| Waterman-No. indeed, num- The sharks
never let's any body drown.-Neo York Weekly
| CLERK Gn the gas company off1ce)-This bill
| OF Wishlers' is entirely too large; he couldn't
have consumed so much gas last month
| Bookkeeper-How do you know?
| Clerk-Er-umI ought to know, am paying
| my addresses to his daughter.-Pittsbur0 DIs
| patch.
THESE MONEY GRADERS" said Bohemian A
| disgust me. Look at old Gotrox. He would
| imperil his soul for 80 cents"
why, shouldn't her. asked Bohemian B, OF
whom MIR. Gotrox held chattel mortgage.
| THE Investment would be well worth tht
| risk."-lndtandpoliS Journal
| WHAT was your lawyers fee in that case
| Dimlipg?"
ut wasn't a fee. Totling; it was an honora
| rum"
| What's the difference?'
We'll, an honorarium is about ten times a
much as fee. "-Hdrper'S BGzdr.
| In the front row he sat till the burlesuue wa
| out,
And he said, "she's slightly young elf,
| That she's scant in her suit there cannot be {
| doubt
| And then, I'm short on hirsute myself"
Washington Post.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
Thought He Was a Lunatic

The life of park policeman, says the New
York Tribune. is so destitute of incident that it
was natural that one Of them should start in
surprise, one morning recently in Central park,
when he heard a series of unearthly sounds
come from secluded thicket in a little-fre-
quented section of the great pleasure grounds
The sounds were of a kind which, if heard in a
house at night, would have at once stamped it
as haunted. The voice or voices were now raised
in anger, now dropped in love. At one time the
accents told OF an overmastering hatred at
another they seemed to speak of victory and
joy: sarcasm was now the keynote, then bitter
lnvective or gentle pleading. The policeman
warily approached the Businesses whence the
noises came. fully convinced that he had a dan
gerous duty to perform. He felt of his revolver
70 make sure that it was all right and stole for
ward until he saw whence the voice came
In little opening in the forest stood tall
young man in long, black frock coat. His
black hair was long and tossed in disorder The
man had taken off his hat and overcoat and had
thrown them on the around. He was all alone,
but was declaiming away. gesturing with his
long arms as il addressing a large multitude
The policeman could at first make neither head
| nor tail out of the spectacle, hut when he heard
what the lanky young man was saying he be-
came Convinced that he was an escaped lunatic
This is what the orator repeated over and over
again:
10, thou that rolest above, round as the
shields of my iathersl Whence are thy beams,
o sun, thy everlasting light?"
The man ran through the whole gamut of
human pass ons and moods with the sentence,
varying his expression each time to correspond
with hate, longing. hope, love, envy, pathos or
the other feeling which he wished to represent,
The size of the speaker, the vehemence which
he put iLto his words, and, above all, the
energy with which he swung his long arms in
emphasizing his question gave the policeman
such a wholesome idea of his physical prowess
that he quietly withdrew for assistance With
! two brother policemen he came back to cap
ture the supposed lunatic. The young man had
put on his hat and overcoat and was leaving
the secluded spot, when the policeman came up
to him and made him prisoner.
To their great surprise he submitted calmly
| and asked what be had done. When they toll
| MIN their suspicious he did not know whether
to be angry, mortified or amused. He soon
explained to them that he was student at the
Union Theological Seminary and had been ad-
vised by his instructor in elocution to go over
the lines of Ossian, out of doors, putting in
them the various emphasis and intonations
He know OF no better place to practice in than
Central Park, so he had gone there.
The righteousness of the whole thing finally
struck all four of them and they burst out
laughing. The prisoner was rele ased, but
hereafter when ne goes to Central Park to
practice elocution he will take no audience with
him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

Have the person whose name you wish to
know inform you in which of the upright
columns the first letter of the name is con-
tanned If it Is found in but one column it is the
top letter; II it occurs in more than oae column
it is found by adding the alphabetical numbers
OF the top letters Of the columns in which it is
to be found, the sum being the number of let
tiers sought. By taking one letter at a time in
the way outlined above. the whole word or
name may be plainly spelled out, Take the
word Jane, for example. ] is found in two
columns beginning with and Fl, which are the
second and eighth letters down the alphabet;
their sum is ten, and the tenth letter down the
alphabet is j, the letter sought. The next let
ter A, appears in but one column, the first,
whore it stsnds at the bead N is in the column
headed B, ID and II. which are the second
fourth and eighth letters of the alphabet;
added they give the fourteenth, or N, and 80 on.
THE Gothic beauties,of.'St. Patrick's cathedral
made an imposing frame for setting off the
handsome toilets of over 1000 of the New York
fashionable world who had assembled there
Thursday morning to witness the marriage of
the Marquis de Choiseul of France to Miss
Claire Coudert, daughter Of the ell-known
Franco-American lawyer, Charles Coudert of
New York city. 1t is not every day that a mar
quis with an unbroken ancestral line from the
year 1860 gets married on this side of the At
lantic. so the excitement in social circles was
correSpondingly great. The nobleman, how
ever, has more recent and domestic ancestry
His mother was Miss Huard of Charleston S.
G., and his cousin, the Duke Choiseul Trailins
lhdil lCu NuleS 1OTOoS VI view 1OTks Inc marquis
is young and good-looking, but not over rich.
The brides dowry includes settlement
OF $4,000 a year from Mr.. Coudert. The
only bridesmaids were the Misses Grace
| and Constance Coudert. the younger sisters Of
| the brida. They were dressed in yellow silk,
with Louis XVI coats. and hats, and carried
bouquets of yellow roses and acacia, with
streamers of narrow yellow ribbons The
marquis awaited the bride at the chancel, at
tended by his best man, Thomas Hugh Kelly, of
New York The guests were seated by corps
of ushers. a New York men, including Brock
| hoist Cutting, Elisha Dyer, Jr., Theodore Have
meyer. Jr., j. w. Mackay. Jr., A. Pell and Rob
ert g. Hone. The best man and usners received
as souvenirs from the groom scarf pins of soil
taire pearls, set with diamonds. They wore
boutonnieres of white carnations The MARQUIS
de ChoiSeul came to this country last October
and after visiting his relatives in the south re.
turned to New York, where he has been since
The Marquis and Marquise de Choiseul after a
southern trip, will sail for Paris, where they
will remain until June, and then they will 90 to
the chateau, about one hour out of Paris.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
FloRging Preferable to Poetry.

It is not generally known, writes contributor
to the Chicago Times, that the present Shah of
Persia is not only prose writer of considerable
merit. but has some pretensions to the charac-
ter of poet. Like tine German king, who. &C.
cording TO Carlyle, declared himself to be above
grammar, so does the Persian monarch consider
himself above criticism; yet, like all poets, he
is glad to lend al ear to it when it is favor
able.
One day, however, having completed poem
which particularly delighted him. he deigned to
read it TO one Of the most prominent men of
letters attached to his household.
What do you think of it?'' he asked after
reading his verses aloud
II do not altogether Ike the poem" was the
candid reply.
What an ass you are to say So" exclaimed
the offended sovereign, and there was certainly
much wisdom in the royal words, for the mis-
guided critic was forthwith ordered to the
stables to be logged.
A few days later the shah, having written
another poem. once more desired to hear the
opinion OF the learned scribe whom he had con-
suited before. Hardly mad he read a few lines
of his latest lucubration when the learned
man turne1 abruptly away and prepared to run
out of the room.
Where are you going?" Numbered his maj
esty.
Back to the stables, ~ cried the critic in des.
peration.
So amused was the king of kings by this
repartee that he forgave the delinquent, anC
forbore to have him fog Sed a second time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
Fearing Down on a Small Boy.


Imposiuions upon helpless employees are
altogether too frequently practiced in the
large cities. Sometimes the hapless victims
of corporate greed are small children, as in
the case of a little lad in New York city
who inadvertently became involved in
difficulty by conflict with the law through
his employment, aud was heartlessly
abandoned by the company and left to
suffer the consequences of an offenSe that
ne had innocently committed under orders.
Distributing hand bills on the streets of
New York is interdIcted by ordnance.
While engaged in distributing hand bills on
the streets under instruction from a local
manager of the American District Tele-
graph Company, by whom he was en-
ployed, little Charles Hay, years old. was
arrested for an infraction of the ordinance
above described and arraigned in police
court. But, although the presiding justice
stated at the time that the company and
not its small agent was responsible for the
offense, he fined the little fellow IS and
held him for Imprisonment in default of
payment until the Children's Protection
Society paid the fine in order to release the
child, as the employing company refused to
paw.
That was an outrage and the judge who,
like the proverbial necessity, knew no law,
was as much responsible for it as the I'M
principled corporate employer. That is
is one of the manifold disadvantages of hav-
ing an ignorant man on the bench. 1t was
the notorious Paddy Diver who presided
ION that au ,picous OCCASION
Any man who knew anything of law
would have known that an agent is not re-
sponslbae for an involuntary act in conflict
W tn the law. Nor could minor be held
| legally accountable for such an act on any
account. In either event the employer,
| guardian or legal sponsor was responsible
| Just the same as if he had committed the
| offsnse in person.
If horse had violated an ordinance it,
! owner or driUer would have been held &C
| countable. Legally that child was RESPONSE
ole only in the same way. 1t is we'll under
stood that whoever controls a minor is
accountable for his involuntary actions. Or
hat condition only is he entitled to such
control
Clearly the duty of that justice was tc
| uaNG ouLhlAobSu AuS iil1IdSSI WnO OTueIIu
hat infraction of law to be committed and
20 have imposed the fine upon him with the
alternative of Imprisonment in default OF
payment. Then he might have felt it in
cumbent upon him to pay. 1t was his duty
20 know the law applying to his bushes:
and suffer the penalties of transgression
But that infant could not reasonably be ex-
uected to know.
Very likely the ma n sent him out with
he full knowledge that he was running the
'isk of arrest. Such things are frequently
lone. 1t is in that way as much as any
'ther that these district messenge come tC
q the most depraved boys in New York
through the pet y meanness OF the company
I'D the stupidity of the judge the little fel
y would have suffered severely had mo-
K children's society aided hun.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

The Lansing, Mich, correspondent of the De-
troit Nescs says that joint legislative conven-
ton held Wednesday night was not a success.
One untoward circumstance which marred the
effect Of the exercises occurred when Ssnat )r
Benson took the platform. He forgot his little
piece.
The orators-ah-ah-to which you have
listeUed-Qong pause)-pronouncedi in eulOgy Of
the illIrstrious dead whose distinguished services
have 50 long been profoundly-ah-aa-pro
found v recognized by the grateful people of
this republic (another long pausel, have brought
sadness to-ah-to your hearts, and tears-ah-
to your eyes as only the utterances of-of-"-
There was very long pause here, during
which the orator shifted uneaSly around and
showed unmistakable symptoms Of being abo ut
to br ak down.
$50 seldom might a champion arise to grap-
pie with the oppressor"-tvery fast and with a
desperate information that was almost pathetic)
-"Percles of Athens made his city the-ah-ah
the architectural wonder of the world.
Cjesar-ah-Alexander, when he severed had
united the Gordian knot of Asiastic-ah-Asia-
tic
The auditors felt like biting tenpenny nails
during the long silence that succeeded Then
the senator, with the shamefacedness of a
school boy, pulled big roll of manuscript out
of his pocket and began to read his Grafton.
And instead of starting it with Alexander,
where he had left off, he began the thing all
over again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
Corroboratlve Testimony.

Dan McGary, editor of the Houston Aos.
goes out hunting occasionally. says Teras SJt-
inOs, and he tells wonderful yarns about what
marvellous shooting he did. Whenever he tells
a particular tough story he proves it by col
Ored man named Sam Johnsing. who is more
expert. if possible. than Dan himself. One day
not long since. he was telling his yarns TO a
select cOterie In a b5er saloon. He sad: AS
was saying, gentlemen, l knocked over two
rabbits at one shot, or was it three:' 1T was
free. boss; was dar, and kin sw' it, - said
Sam Johnsing. That wasn't much con-
tinued Dan, because / used shot.
But one day was out shooting
quail: two birds few up and I knocked them
both over with one pistol bullet. l am not sure
that didn't xiii three ''Whew! That 5 COM
ing it pretty strong" said Andy Faulkner, one
OF the hearers. Sam, you were there Now,
tell these gentlemen the facts retorted Dan
Il was dar and seed you shoot. and you
drapped all free OBJ dem quails. 1 picked 'em
up. and dar heads was all shot off," Il heard
that you missed the quail and shot one of the
dogs" remarked Faulxner cynically. sam,
you were there. Tel these gentlemen If shot
one Of the dogs" Indeed you did, Master
McGary. You shot free dogs at one shot. was
dsr and I'll swan ter hit. All of EN- was shot
right fru dar heads"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
index TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEErIsGs-Landrum Lodge No. Is, F. and
A. NJ; Troup Castle No. 4, K G. T.
SPECIAL Mondays Cut Prices at
Heidts; AS to Bills Against British Steamship
Clintonia; Poland Springs Water at Buffers
Pharmacy.
AMrsEMENTs-An Entertainment for Benefit
of Hebrew Orphans Home at Masonic Temple
Tuesday, March L.
PRoPosALs-For Continuing Construction and
Repairs Of Jetties of Harbor Of Sabine Pass.
Texas.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES - Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company.
MEpIcAL-Simmons Liver Regulator.
CIRCULAR No. Is6-Railroad Commission Of
Georgia.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMESTs-HelpW Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale
Lost; Personal, Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

theatrical stars who shoot through Penn
sylvenia in tbs pirouetting evolutions of the
turstul comic opera are in rage of indIg-
nation because the state legislature proposes
banishing tights from the stage. Hereafter
no one shall get tight on the stage. That
applies to clothes only. This doesn't seem
quite fair while men are allowed to get just
as tight as they please in the saloons. Songs
tresses say that tights are next to nature"
That's true. Nothing can squeeze in between
nature and the snug tight. 1t sticks to the
subject better than any legislator who ever
spoke. Comic opera tights are not half as
bad as the booze tights that are not legis-
lated out. But one of the most interesting
points in this peculiar agitation is the
ELECTED fact that many of the fashionable
ladies Of Philadelphia wear tights to make
their close fitting dresses set smoothly upon
the figure
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
An Equivalent for SUICIDE.

If we allow our bodily infirmities to make
away with us through neglect. have we such an
immense moral advantage over the deliberate
suicldeI Scarcely. For example, the deadly
progress OF Bright's disease, diabetes, acute
nephitis and gravel is sure-often terribly swift
IN the catastrophe. Most people of average in.
formation know that this is the simple, unvar.
nlsned truth IN re <ard to those widely prevalent
maiadles. To delay judicious medication is
specially suicidai in such cases. The means OF
restraint is TO be found in Hostetters Stomach
Bitters Gil e an impetus to the action of fine
Kidneys with this safe and reliable diuretic, and
tue infant complaint is shorn at its birth Of the
power Tor evil. Allow it to grow, and anticipate
the worst The Bitters, which annihilates these
growing troubles, also eradicates dyspepsia.
rheumatism. malarial and liver Complaints
Appetite, sleep and vigor are also promoted by
it-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
OCR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Nm. j. ]. FLYxx, General Advertising AEens
AZ the MORNING NEvs, ofiee q PARK bow
Hev York. AL advertising business outside OF
The states Of Georgia, Florida and South caro-
Tina win be managed by him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16
Lydia and Horace,

Eugene Field in Chicago Netos.
Horace.
When you were mine in auld lang syne,
And when none else your charms might ogle
III not deny,
Fair nymph, that
Was happier than Persian mogul.
Lydia
Before she came-that rival fame!
(Was ever female creature sIliier9
In those good times.
Bepraised in rhymes,
Twas more famed than Mother lila!
Horace.
Chloe Of Thrace! With what grace
Does she at song or harp employ herl
I'd gladly die'
If only
Might live forever to enjoy her!
Lydia.
My Sybaris so noble is
That, by the gods, l love him madly--
That / might save
Him from the grave
I'd give my life. and give it gladlyl
Horace
What if ma belle from favor fell,
And made up my mind to shake her,
Would Lydia then
Come back again,
And to her quondam friend betake herr
Lydia.
My other beau should surely go,
And you alone should find me gracious;
For no one sings
such odeS and things
As does the lauriger Horatiusl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

Negro soldiers are not so welcome in
Washington as they have been. But they
are wildly indignant about being unani-
mously mustered out in the summary man
ner they were. They now believe that to
have been the deliberate purpose of the
prodigal republican congress in cutting off
the District military appropriation. AT oil
events, Gen. Ordway has applied the def
cheney to the two negro battalions by mus
tering them out They probably feel more
like fighting now than they ever did.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

Denver is without mayor for the peculiar
reason that the supreme court Of Colorado
has decided that his election last April was
illegal. Now a new mayor is to be elected.
But that is very simple affair compared to
the complications that are likely to arise from
the many invalid acts performed by the in
cumbent during the year that he illegally
held the Office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-16

Operations preparatory to the great Chi
cago fair are said to be now assuming an en-
couraglng aspect. Work is well under way
in many directions and tangible evidences
that there is to be a show are no longer
lacking. That sort of activity will encourage
people all over the country to pitch in and
grow the very biggest pumpkins they know
how. Go on with the good work. Get
together and hustle,