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The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-10-03
, lIico In IIer Hair.

MsaalFadisoa, o handsome young mar.
led woman, said to q t,an Francisco
ExG1ntncr man: ''Ono Of the strangest
ihlnsS happened o few nights ago. My
assbs1id has been very sick. you know,
audi. 6avo boon sitting up with him, "a
ls1ssrslike, a top whom my eyes. eloSe.
Now, .thesesare sthose TWO white mice.
tho lovclfest things in the world, but
What do you, think? Tho other night
,ncy actually chowod a holc in the TOP
II my tidy cap whilc ] was resting.
ynnwcd my hair, which you can SEQ IL
abundant, and made o splendid nestright
IN tho top Of my head. How thoy did
I. without awakening me I can't OK
slain, hut my husband, sick Us, he Is,
ucgcsts thatf wear some sort Of q hol.
act 1t nis..t."
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-10-03
COLORADO FRUIT LANDS.

City Lot. and Acre Property SGT to Fruit
Sold ON Instruments.
In the beautiful Uncompahgre Valley, on
the sunset slope of the Rockies IN Colorado,
a fortune can be made from five acres set
TO fruit trees, or a handsome profit realized
by purchasing one or more of our city lots
set to fruit. We care for trees for nonresi-
dents for one-half the crop. To advertise
this property we are offering for a short
time alternate city lots in East Montrose
at five dollars and fifty cents, furnishing
recorded deed free of charge. This valley
is rapidly becoming famous as the finest
fruit growing section in the United States.
Montrose is the Queen City of the valley
and the commercial center of Southwestern
Colorado. Write to s. E. Land, Supt OF
immigration. Montrose, Colorado, for des
sriptive pamphlet. or apply to
THOMAS FITZGERALD,
Washburn, N. D. Local Agent.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26
THE HEART IS NEVER OLD.

rt,,v. s,.u ~ ,b.r,.l Mich. Mind
$3.50 "o
w -
And turde" dripping spider webs -hIvgr an'
shine.
SNOW .." hiNa OBJ .H' ...--t -.nH",
NH.rei He-.e..E "-..- Ht-H. f.. % from
It's tE..
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ANA me .... .-. .. ... .. U'.I-" . .r
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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

Good looks are more than skin deer,
depending upon IA healrhy condition
Of all the vital organ. Iftte liver be
Inc Ctive, you have "A bilious look, II
your stomach he d'-oIdered you hsve
a d,sVeptic .ook and 10 your kidneys
be affected you have a pinched 10 k.
Secure good health and sou Will have
good look-, Electric Bitter- j. the
great alternative % tonic acts directly
on these vital orgsn-, Cures pimp'e-,
blotches, bpil- snd gives a z od COM
~Ilexiou. sold At ". r.. : wage
drugstore. soc. yer bottle
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

nized the character of the coming YES
sci. and wanted no closer acquaintance.
Tacking she spread her sails free and
went of like a shot abean of the wind,
and was soon hull down in the dis
lance.
At Captain knowlton's signal Of dis.
tress there came off To him from his
maiesty's cruiser Terror "a boat manned
by "A dozen blue jackets ia command of
a lieutenant. The situation was quick
ly explained. tine hatch thrown of, and
the pirates. at the sight Of the man-of-
wars men. surrendered without a stTug.
gle. Justice M those DAYS was swift
for freobDoterS of the sea. aud before
the Dolphin left 81 Thomas the four
pirates lay under sentence in prison
awaiting the day OF their execution. -
True Flag
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

Tie beautiful Mr. Norton one day
went 10 buy some plaster cast tor her
niece 20 use az models iu drawing The
proprietor Of the shop displayed a large
collection Of hands. arms and ears. and
finally held up "A very Symmetrical
nose There. ma'am. said he. 1
can safely recommend that Its the
Hon. Mrs. Norton's nose, and hartist,
DO buy a lot Of EN-. It's very popn-
lar. San Francisco Argonaut
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

Ac i've workers everywhere Tor
'~nrpu'~ photographs Of thu World
produc q at su outlay of 500 u'n; ire
meucous success Mr. J.. VI. Marshall,
Dexter. Iuf.. ,ard ,jN3 300 . day.
r I. {. urv FISHER. P.rIrn. '1. Macs,
sI~- Ir % hour: MI-- II. Ham. Car
field. Pcug.Slf 300 800 m..ut--. The
.r.at,-, ,D.N uu cart. MtuuprL
#-.r.yi r.r"ul.'- Hrf rms %. o..
BY.k- au rr-oif. Freight rarI. BaUu.
HI ou'ff urlr Sd Adir- G'ote
Dbl BE- P|4II-HIus c.. -. ,h.- uu,
-jr.r-. P~Urls1-Ir... F.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

L. directed 10 the wisconsin tentral Lines az
the direct route to and from Milwaukee, Chicago
and an points east aud south. Two through
fast trains viii Pullman Nc.tihuled Drawing
Room SleeuerS aud the Ceutrals famous Dining
Cars attached each WAY daily. between Mime
apolis aud -. Paul and Milwaukee and Chr
caEu.
Fur tickets. sleeping car reservations, time
tables and other imfOrmatItu, apply 20 any
ticket agent IN theU uited States or Canada or at
city offices corner Of Washington and Nicolet
AYES, M~lnneapolis,and l62 r. 3rd St., st. Paul
or To r. Hanson. General Passenger Agent
Minneapolis.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26
F%REEBOOTERS AT SEA.


~" tHe morning Oh sept. 10 los
Win the sun a way 10 the zenith,
the trim schooner Dolphin forged
southwark. \ gentle Southerly breezt
rippled the smooth Caribbean waters
and 81 Thomas. her port. Law oul,
r,vaprv-four bour.' .,I s,vsy U.r.
... ma. p, 5f..b.r anil I.
,,.4 -f
-
-'f''.' N.'.''''' Nn'""'u walked
Hi' quarter a''H 'f.-N.l. i"f Doe was
beginning q" enjoy tHe relief from auN.
cry i-lr ola nearing port safe from i.-l-
r-r hE storm or pirate I~uraa.ue- and
hurrrtur~ were Jess tH dreaded than
tIe fierce outlaws r.al ir those day.
haunted r.e seas Wherever merchant
vessels sailed. Dead men TELL uu
taI"- was their maxim with prisoners
and eE.rE merchant captain knew well
that r1- capture ul Dis ship bog pirates
meant THAT those uI bis company taken
adv. would N. made % walk the
n.auk
l.e laHh'. ~a.nner "..-r.el cheer
i'I.l '- H" looked fp "IuaHarI where
% l".- sharp rugged schooner which -u.
morning Dad brought into view was
sailing M su. same direction aS rua Du.
pAlu. From her c'ur~, and appearance
he took her q" bee "a trader from some
American port. The stranger was
larger and faster than his own craft.
D slowly crept up on her weather
quarter.
Another more distant sail was in view,
. brig of the port bow, coming on with
a fair breeze.
Both schooners were close hauled on
the starboard tack. and the strange
schooner was now nearly abeam Of the
Dolphin. Five or six sailors and al
officer in plain clothes were in view
upon her decks
What do you make her out 20 be,
Abel said Captain hnOwltOn.
He spoke 10 his first mate. with
whom he had sailed since they were
boys.
A SLAYER maxim for the west coast,
mOre'n likely, answered Abel Forbes.
Shes "a good one pulls ahead of Us
on the wind, and not many craft can
do thar. 90
The breeze. which came and went
ftfully. was dying wholly away, and
the stranger. which had come very near,
now fell of "A little, keeping on the
same tack, "a if trying 10 make the
most Of what wind was left.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26
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pany were easily OVerpOwered and made
prisoners.
The pirates were Of many nations and
colors. in motley dress and armed 20
the teeth. They ranSacked the cabin
and ~furecastle. knocking their captives
about and compelling them "a assist 10
the pluudering: then gathered with
their booty and prisoners iu the Dol
phiu'> waist. Upon the poop stood
their captain. 30 raII. black bearded
mau. with a fierce eye and rayHI.-a.
rruel thin Iius. He wore % cooked
hat. and over Dis shoulder WAS ~luu- "a
wide. crimson sash TO which were stuck
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They've tapped the barrel Of rum in
the forehold, A" said Jack.
That's pretty work for 'em to be at
with the craft 70 sail and prisoners TO
guard" growled the pirate with an
oath. Here, you young h%ellhound,
catch hold of the wheel and watch your
Steering
With cutlass in hand, he ran forward
to the hatchway and shouted TO his
comrades to come on deck. but, reck-
lessly drunken, they replied only 10y in
viting him 10 join their carousal or 60
10 "a place warmer than Havana.
While they exchanged threats and
curses. Abel. standing 10y the foresheet,
saw that the vessel. through lack of
skillful handling. had fallen fully "a
| mile behind the pirate craft Tie per
| ccivei "a chance to make 90 bold stroke
| for the lives OF himself ami his rnuI-
! r1de-. and knowing rIar us matters
! stood their doom wl, sealed Zoo amy
event. Dee acted promptly and r.-u.
lu.aly
As the ruliau at the '|at.Iv.y alter
uareIy cursed Boz, c9mrta.- aud Im.
| pior.l them tu come uu d.., Abel.
un5-r p]rrJensn Of pl.H- n rle slack
of the iib ~lt-t. cour..N.i ru -st neal
him. The pirate heard ii~ movement.
turned. and instantly rHI-. 0 bis rutla~-
ESQ You were trying Gel -reti nu we
he >uaried I'm pur you uur oi th,
way
The steel flashed down a~ ha spoke
Abel iu~tiuctIvely lodged back 40 the
moI,u. but that would not have sawed
him had IL not been for the dangling
tackle that had been used ia muvius
the barrel in the hold II swuu- d.
the way of the falling blade. catching
and turning the blow, 80 that the edg,
Of the cutlass sank deep into TN,
wooden block. Before his enemy
could disengage il the mate spran- for
ward. and his heavy fist, laudius
squarely upon the jaw, knocked the
pirate backward into the hold.
With a strength and quickness h,
could not have shown in "A lesser emer
gency he flung the hatch down into
place. Quickly as il was done he
caught a glimpse Of the three pirates
grouped about the cask, half sobered
BY the sudden alarm. starting up and
grasping their weapons.
Directly beneath him the fallen
wretch. as he lay on his back with hi.
head bleeding where il had struck the
edse OF "a bdTFel. Hau IuHr4 d p'>l"I.
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eaIileh al eiu"' Instance "par'. III
ANXIOUS suspehs' 'He b"'I'i"l ere"
Walted lot the next rise Oh "lHd' I'i
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26

the leaves OF trees
The phlegm that Is
coughed up is those
parts of the lungs
w hich have been
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-11-26
German
Syrup

Tn. majority OF w...--eal ravs-
iciau- now believe chat Con-uup-
ton IS a germ disel-e In other
words instead Of being I'm the con-
slitution itself ii is caused Ny Iuuu-
mcrable small creatures living IN the
lungs having no business there and
eating them away as CatcrpIlllrs do
the leaves OF trees.
A Germ The phlegm that Is
coughed up Is those
Disease. parts Of the lungs
which have been
gnawed off and destroyed. These
little bacilli, as the germs are called,
are too small TO be seen with the
naked eye, but they are very much
alive Just the same, and enter the
body in our food, in the air we
breathe, and through the pores Of
the skin. Thence they get into the
blood and finally arrive at the lungs
where they fasten and increase with
frightful rapidly. Then German
Syrup comes in, loosens them, kills
them, expells them, heals the places
they leave, and so nourish and
soothe that, in a short time consump-
tives become germ-proof and well. .
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
VALUABLE FINDS.

RICH petroleum deposits have been
discovered on the island of Zante'
Greece.
A VEIN Of nickel seven feet wide i,
said to have been discovered near Hope,
Idaho.
A LARGE bed of meerschaum of supe.
rior quality has been found on Orcas
island, Washington.
The grave Of Col. John cambridge,
father of Martha Washington, has been
discovered in the long-neglected old st.
Georges churchyard at Fredericksburg,
Va. The tombstone was sunk into tho
earth and was found by digging.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
STRICKEN DEAD.

Worshipers Killed by Lightning In AN
Austrian Church - Terrible Results Of y
Storm.
VIENNA, Aug. aS-A terrible storm
swept over the Trieste district Wednes-
day. causing several fatalities. Light
ming struck church at Tualis
on the Italian frontier while the
building was crowded with woin-
en-. A fearful scene of panic
followed, women and children shriek-
ing and praying on their knees or
else rushing wildly for the church
doors. Subsequently it was found that
three women who were supposed
to have tainted from fright
had actually been killed by
the lightning which struck the
church. At Plan hunting party was
struck by lightning during the progress
of the storm and one of the party was
killed on the spot and four others were
practically paralyzed by the electric
shock sustained
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
PREPARING TO CELEBRATE.

Everything In Readiness for the Opening
Of the Now Tunnel Under tho st. clair
River.
SARNIA, Ont. Aug. 2S.-The Grand
Trunk tunnel under the St Clair river
at Sarnia will be formally opened on
Saturday, September 10. The opening
ceremonies will be the most brilliant in
their character. Sarnia on the Cana
dian side. and on Port Huron the Ameri-
can side, will give up the whole day
to celebration and enjoyment Ar
rangements are now being made
for an opening which will in
clude banquet in the tunnel at
which President Harrison, many of the
American state governors. the governor
general of Canada. Sir Henry Tyler.
president Of the Grand Trunk railway.
and other Grand Trunk officials will be
present. The tables will be laid on the
boundary line and Turing the entertain
ment and banquet the Thirteenth bat
talon band, of Hamilton, will play
programme of music. On the Canadian
side the band will play ''God Save the
Queen" and on the American side the
''Star Spangled Banner"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
Sl.OO PER YEAR.

q like price. but fnasmuch the importer has
been compelled to add to the price OF the goods
he offers for sale 50 per cent. Of their original
cost in another country, which our tarin laws
exact, II Is easy to see that the home manufac-
turgr can charge for his goods q sum equal to
the cost OF the imported goods and the tarin
combined, or 50 per cent. more than the foreign
manufacturer is able to get for his; and this
difference in price in favor OF the home manu-
facturcr Is what our republican friends call
protection Of American industries"
II the system had been confined to its legiti-
mate purpose OF raising necessary revenue, TO
be economically expended, doubt II any con-
siderable opposition to 1t could have been
aroused among our people, and our manufsc-
turers by common consent would have enjoyed
unQuestoned such incidental protection ~ .
tarin for such purpose judicialy levied so as to
place the burden as far as possible upon tho
shoulders OF those best able to bear it would
have furnished
but the hope OF gain has led interested par
ties to insist that the system shall be extended
beyond the purpose for which alone it may
properly be used and made to embrace the dis
tinct purpose OF building up special lines Of In
dustry independent Of the necessities Of tho
government.
Inasmuch as this can only be accomplished
by taking from one class that which Is given 70
another. 1t is plain that by such system our
pying directly opposite relations to the govern
ment, one OF which is the recipient OF bounties
bestowed by law, the other the bearer OF bur-
dens imposed through the same agency.
The evils Of such policy ought TO be ap-
parent to all. OF necessity 1t must produce one
OF two results. the collection OF revenue We do
not need, and the consequent extravagant ex-
penditure OF the peoples treasure for the
money collected must be promptly expcndr
ed, or IL the tariff is made sufficiently large -
prevent importations. the masses are Instant
~ placed at the mercy of combines and trusts
which taking advantage Of the fact that for
eign competition is excluded. enter into leagues
to stife competition 1T home.
The practical working OF the system in one Of
these directions has lately been demonstrated
Under the economical administration OF Presi-
dent Cleveland the surplus in the treasury in
creased to an alarming extent. The first con
gress that followed, majority OF which IA
vored our system of protection completely
dissipated that surplus in less than two.years
and earned for itself the title OF the billion
dollar congress" an epithet never before in
times OF peace applied to an American legisls
tive body.
/ cannot. however enter into anything like
an exhaustive discussion OF this question.
have referred to 1t at this time for the purpose
rs much as any other OF introducing subject
in which may justly feel personal interest
and one upon which / am anxious that every
citizen OF the state shall be correctly informed
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
True to His Mott

She had yawned six times, looked at
the clock four times and pretended to
be half asleep three times, but the
young editor who was calling upon her
was SO much in love that he did not OBJ
serve these manifestations of weari-
ness. At length she said:
Most newspapers have notices,
haven't they?"
s'Some have"
Has yours one?"
ssYes."
ssWhat is ito'
"'We are here to stay"
Il could have sworn it was some
thing of that kind she said, with q
sigh, and the silence was resumed
n. Y. Press.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
CONQUERiNG A BRUTE.
How . Little Girl Accomplished Wha
Men Feared to Attempt.

How . Little Girl Accomplished What
Men Feared to Attempt.
Why will men ill-treat the poor,
helpless dumb animals that toll for
them SO faithfully? Horses come in
for large share of harsh usage. and
the following little incident well illus
trate> the fact that often supposed
stubbornness is really inability, and
also that little child may teach it's
elders sometimes.
A coal cart was delivering an order
the other day, and the horse made two
or three great efforts to back the heav-
ily-loaded cart to the spot desired. and
then became obstinate. The driver
began to beat the animal, and this
quickly collected crowd. He was .
big fellow. with y fierce look in his
eye, and the onlookers were chary
follow. Il pity the horse, but don't
want to get into a row." remarked one.
Il am satisfied that could do him
up with the gloves on, but he wouldn't
fight that way" added a second.
I'm not in the least afraid to tackle
him. put in a young man with long
neck, but about the time l got him
down along would come a policeman
and arrest US both"
The driver was beating the horse,
and nothing was being done about it,
when little girl about eight years old
approached and said:
please, mister
well. what yer want?"
IF you'll only stop, I'll get all the
children around here and we'll carry
every bit of the coal to the manhole,
and let you rest while we're doing it"
The man stood up and looked around
in defiant way, but, meeting with
only pleasant looks he b egan to give
in. and after moment he smiled and
| said:
..Mebbe he didn't deserve it. but I'm
out Of sorts to-day. There goes the
whip, and perhaps lift on the wheels
will help him."
The crowd swarmed around the cart,
a hundred hands helped to push and
the old horse had the cart to the spot
| with one effort. The Voice.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-03
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.

HENRY WORTHINGTON BEcKwIrH,
United States consul at Bermuda, died
at his mothers home near Hinsdale,
ILL.,, aged % years.
THE death of Interstate Commerce
Commissioner Walter Bragg, OF Ala
bama, occurred at Spring Lake, N. j.
The state central committee. of the
peoples party met in Boston and ef.
fected state organization.
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In the Interest OF science.

Impecunious Stranger-Beg pardon,
sir, but could you help feller to the
price Of something to eat? I'm starv-
ing to death
Author-Are You. my dear man.
Come right home with me. I'm writ
ing book and | want to describe the
symptoms of person starving to
death. Realism is what the people de-
mand, and you're just the man to satisfy
them. You'll die in a good cause.
Give yon something to eat? No, sir.
wouldn't do it for the world. I
wouldn't rob you of your opportunity
for millions of worlds.--Boston Tran
script.
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Expensive smoke.

4 gentleman travelling in Sweden
asked the price of smoked salmon.
''One dollar and half" replied the
clerk.
What does fresh salmon bring?" he
inquired i'm wonder.
About thirty cents apiece at retail"
And what is labor worth in the
smokerieso"
something like twenty-five cents a
day, believe, sir"
Then" said the traveller, ''smokc
must be very dear here.
Magazine.