New-York tribune., 1891-10-17
THE IALE OF THE DAY.

Colonel Frank A. Burr, who has been loohnt q
things In Ohio was asked by reporter Of ThN
trot Tribune the other day how the contest ooklh
that State. Gan our way,' he replied "McKinig
will be elected by handsome majority, and sse 10
reason to fear for the election Of Republican krS
lature. think the Republicans will have wortins
majority in both branches
"What do you think Of the Joint debate''
awell, Mckinley got the best OF .he argument bsl
he should not have been ptted against Campbell
bufoon can often do more with a crowd than tH
greatest statesman. The man who makes the crovt
laugh leaves the momentary impression. cannon
should not have been ptted against an argun.'
II Homer sometimes mods, why need ordinary nor
tails one or more degrees removed, blush at lapsu
stood before an ancient cathedral admrng Us grandeur
which several centuries Of existence had faled 70 DIN
ANNOYED one OF the ladies Of the party that she In
pulsvely said Il wonder why they built the cathe
dral so near the railroad !'-(Congregauonallst
Says an American dentist who is practising IN
Mexico: 81 am getting rich, and any good Ameheaa
dentist who will come mere and stay can DO likewise
made 81 900 the first year, and have done consider
ably better right along since that time. can charge
bigger prices. get from 500 20 $50 for full set
of teeth on rubber The same thing in the states costs
Won s15 Whenever administer gas charge $40 io'
the pulling of a tooth. and when rumber are puld
charge so for the first tooth and % for all succeed
ing ones For jerking out tooth without gas charge
So, and in the United States you would only get %
cents for this work AS to Filings, they range from 20 up
ward and gold filings cost from $40 up into the nun
dreds according to the size of the cavity ana 10 t M
Of the bank account Of the man who has MS teeu
Allied. always get $500 for making set of tseh
On gold and all other business is done at proportions
rates | know of many dentists who are mahlns ihof
than l. and know Of a number who charge more 'na
do. often make 81 900 month, but dentists IN s
City of Mexico make more, and know OF a man ue"
who gets $50 tooth for any kind OF hlDng ana "n'
came 10 Mexico from south America "Here hs na''
$4,000 in a single year
Carrie-Georgc has asked me to be his y, WIFE s:,.!
hope he loves me. You DON'T suppose thde hc wan"
Kate-I don't know, but some men will 90 any
thing for money y.-(Boston Transcript
The society people, of Virginia City, Nev'' gave
a shabby gentsel7 party the other night cartuip
matched and polished shoes, threadbare coats snd ~
sorts Of garments that had seen better days were wn
skilful FInancerlng-old Hardup-Say, got any ph'
Hsrdup-How much is your piei
Waiter-Five cents
Hariup-Any cheese with !t'
Hardnp-IIow much is the cheeses
Waiter-We throws in the cheese. IL, -
UaItlup-Well, then, give me an order OF PIC -
make II all cheese.-(Boston Courier.
Ex-senator ingalls, tells this joke on hnsea'
Sarah Bernhardt's former leanness once mN.
me the butt OF comparison that even J"
makes me smile when l think OF IT, one su
mer day about five years ago l was walnhs si0ss
the main street OF the sleepy old town OF Nor'oA' .
Virginia In front OF the leading hotel was stanans
group Of young fellows, evidently drummers' - M
ticed that as drew near they suddenly ceased .a'i
conversation and became extremely espectfui IN 'n'i
general bearing Marvelling much, and pernaP' :
trine inflated at this change in their manner p4''
on had gotten almost out OF ear range when hosN
a sound as OF a slappng his knee and tnen 'A''
remark broke the stiffness well, III be horn'"''
gled If that isn't Sarah BernhardtV
First Workman-wot ave yer got the 'umph socus sa
now Blee Amt yer got eight hours day, ooo - -
hour, saturdays hoff and Mondays free Wot nloN "
Second workmen-That's Just it; carnt think . no"
else to strike fer-(Pck Ne Up.