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The Iola register., 1891-04-24
Clever Dogs but Both Sucked Eggs.

During General Birney's raid through
Florida, bright little girl was found
alone in one OF houses. her parents hav-
ing ''skedadled." She was rather nom
committal, for she did not know wheth-
er:the troops were union or rebel. Two
fine dogs made their appearance, while
a conversation was being held with the
child. and she informed one of her
questioners that their names were
Gilmore and Beauregard. (which is
the best dog?' asked a bystander. 81
don't know" said she, " they're both
mighty smart dogs: but they'll either of
EN- suck eggs if you don't watch 'em."
The troops left without ascertaining
whether the family, OF which the girl
was hopeful scion, was union or rebel.
Anecdotes of the Rebellion.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

feel incompetency creeping on your II so, &c
at once and ask for "The Great French Pre-
scription" of Paris. 1t Is spe, ,ilc for unvol'
untary losses, premature old are, softening OF
the brain, hysteria, fits, loss of memory, lost
vita ity, all drains and To- =ses Of power OF the
generative organs in either sex, youthful indis-
CT tions, use of opium, makes married life
Companfonable and society q pleasure Guar
autees to cure. The only French article in the
U. s. Refuse all substitutes. TIE American
Pill & Medicine Co.. Royalty props. Spencer,
Clay Co., Iowa. s2 a package, or three for s5.
Trade supplied by Goodman Drug Co; chard'
son Drug Co., Omaha, Neb and all iobbsrs.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
Kidd.s Germ Eradrcator positively cure

all diseases! Because 1t kills all germs. bac-
terra, parasites, microbes and animalcuiae in
the system, which the prominent physicians in
convention agreed was the cause OF all disease.
The air, water, vegetables and fruits are full
OF these little worms, causing cattarrh, con-
sumption, diabetes and Brights disease, can
GERS, tumoTs and all so called incurable d.
eases. Never known to fail to cure consump-
tion. cattarrh, kidney troubles and syphilis }
81, s. and 81 sizes sent anywhere on receipt OF
price. This is the only genuine article: Ill
others are cOunterieits. The Am Pill s. Med.
Co. (royalty) Spencer, Clay Co. Ia. Trade sup
Piled by Goodman Drug Co: Richardson Drug
Co. Omaha, Neb. and all Jobbers.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

At Vienna the typhoid mortality was
200 per 100000 while the inhabitants
drank surface water. but this mortality
fell to 10 per 100, 600 on a thoroughly
good supply being obtained. At
Amiens, among the military popula-
ton, the typhoid mortality fell from
Ill per 10000 to when a pure supply
of water was secured bv artesian
wells. At Rennes the inhabitants
formerly drank from contaminated
wells. with the result that typhoid
fever was always endemic. The in
PRODUCTION of pure water reduced the
deaths from typhoid among the mill
tary population from 4S per 10000
to z. - -------
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

Gentlcmen-"The King" formerly OF Europe,
for gonorrhoea, gleet and other urinary dis
orders is guaranteed the best and quickest in
the world; cured In two days. 1t Is used and
station, position and renown in England, Can
ada, Europe and Australia. Ladies praise IL
for Leucorrh9a. 1t is in suppository form. and
age or two for s.. sent on receipt Of price we
cllarantee no structure In using the King"
The American Pill & Medicine Co., Royalty.
props. Spencer, Clay Co., Iowa. Trade sup
piled by Goodman Drug Co; Richardson Drug
Co., Omaha, Neb., and oil iobbers.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

Beautiful women made by using YOUTH
lene" OF Partisan fame. The only genuine
F. ench and oriental face preparation In the @.
). 1t Is harmless gentle as dew, colorless like
unto pure spring water. 1t removes all discolo-
rations, moth, brown liver and yellow spots,
sallowness, freckles tan, roughnesS, impure
matter creates q soft velvety skin, redness Of
nose imparts that look Of innocence, freshness
and cleanliness. 81 a package, three for s..
Mailed free on receipt of price. The American
Pill & Medicine Co. Royalty props, Spencer,
Clay Co. Iowa. Trade supplied by Goodman
Drug Co; Richardson Drug Co., Omaha, Neb.
and all tobbers-
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

Mrs. Winnie Mitchell, living near Ro-
chelle, Ga, has hide covered hairless
trunk which dates back ESQ years. That
It is bald headed is no wonder, for it has
Deen handed roughly down through seven
generations. 1t was brought from Eu-
rope long before the Revolution, full Of
British gold, and was used by Mrs. Mitch
ellis grandfather while in service under
General Washington.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
THOSE "GooD OLD DAYS"
ome of the Prices that Farmers Used 90
RecelNa and PAY.

Some of the Prices that Farmers Used 90
Receive and Pay.
The following figures were taken
from an ancient book kept in Boones-
boro during the year 1854. The items
were taken hap-hazard and compared
with prices given by our merchants.
They show an average reduction that is
and when the prudent house
wife compares the two sets of figures
she will feel that she is willing to live
under republican regime and pay five
cents for tin cup that in 1854 cost
four times as much. But here are the
figures. Study them out carefully.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
German
Syrup"
Group.
We have Selected two or

VIC udNS SSlS(lCu t"O VI
Group. three lines from letters
freshly received from pa
rents who have given German Syrup
to their children in the emergencies
of Group. You will credit these,
because they come from good, sub
stantial people, happy in finding
what so many families 1ack-a med
icine containing no evil drug, which
mother can administer with con-
fidence to the little ones in their
most critical hours, safe and sure
that it will carry them through,
I'D. L. WILLIS, of Mrs. Jas. w KIRK,
Alma, Neb. give it Daughters College,
to my children when Harrodsburg, KY.
troubled with Group have depended upon
end never saw any it in attacks of Group
preparation act like with my little daugh-
1t. It is simply mi ter, and find it an in
raculous. valuable remedy.
Fully one-half of our customers
are mothers who use Boschee's Ger
man Syrup among their children.
A medicine to be successful with the
little folks must be treatment for
the sudden and terrible foes of child
hood, whooping cough, Group, diph-
liberia and the dangerous infamma-
tons OF delicate throats and lungs. q
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
His disappointment Too Great.

CHICAGO, April 19.-Dr. Arthur
Vokes prominent physician of this
city committed suicide last night by
taking morphine. His life's ambition
was to discover cure for Bright's dis
ease in which he thought he had sue
ceeded until few days ago. The dis
seems to have been more
than he could bear.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
The Next Republican National Conven

WASHINGTON, April 19.-Present in
dications are that the republican ma
tional convention OF 1892 will be held in
May instead of June. J. S. Clarkson
and others are in a well defined move
meut to that end. Thus far the only
active work done to secure the To-
cation of the convention has been by
San Francisco. Members Of the ma
tional committee have already received
the proposition Of that city, together
with an urgent setting forth Of claims.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
Dux Fsmina.

Ethel Reddy- Mamma, won't you
please ask DR.. Doce to look at my little
sick ducklings?
Mrs. Reddy-No, no; run away! DR..
Doce isn't bird doctor.
Ethel Reddy-Well, papa said last
night he was q Quack doctor.-[Puck.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
A Practical Lesson of Life.

You may preach ani yoT may plan
You may do whate'er you can
To teach boy that quarrelins isn't right,
But the smart, impulsive youth
viii not realize the truth
Until he gets s licking in fight.
-lChicago Post
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

The output of wine from Senator
Stanford's vineyard in Butte county,
California, this season will be not less
than l, SOC, 900 gallons
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
DIR. LeDuo's Periodical. Pills, establlshe,

DIR. LeDuc's PeriodicalPIlls, established
Europe 1882 England 1850, Canada 1873, from
Paris, France. Act upon the menstrual system
and pos lively cures suppression OF the mense+
and all periodical troubles peculiar TO women.
A safe reliable remedy, sure to promote men
situation. 81 or s3 or s. by mail. suppress
sions and continued results In blood poisoning,
quick consumption, subsequently te'mi-
nate in death. Trade supplied by Goodman
Drug Co; Richardson Drug Co., Omaha, Neb..
and all iobberS.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
MONEY MAKINGl

Probably you desire to be a MONEY MAKER
II SO and you are perfectly satisfied with your
present opportunities and outlook, then cont
reac any further-we have nothing to say that
VIII interest you. On the other hand II you are
deslrous OF increasing your bank account and
building yourself up Intellectually and physi-
cally as well as financially, then you will find IL
greatly to your interest to correspond with US
In reference to some Of our latest publications.
and have employed many thousands OF men
and women greatly to their advantage. There
are still many grand openings. We offer ex-
traordinary Inducements to live, energetic
workers. Come early, and We promise you
prompt and careful attention. Never mind
about sending stamp for reply.
Ii. Il. JOHNSON & CO., Publishers and
Manufacturers 200 2-4-6-8 East Main St.,
Richmond, Va.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24

First Farmer suppose you heard
about the cyclone over here? Second
Farmer-Yes, we got wind of it over
here.-Washipgton Post.
The Iola register., 1891-04-24
KAYLOR'S MUSIC STORE. E9Ky SCOTT.

For anything in tha music line from a one cent
Jews harp to a 1900 grand piano. Goods d.
rect from factory and bought for spot cash
Hence you deal direct with US and not some
consignment house. Send for free catalogue Of
sheet music and musical instruments.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21
MAxIMs OF rALLEYRAND.

Prudence in woman should DO an In
stinct, not virtue.
What have been taught have forgot
ten; what know have guessed.
The love Of glory can only create .
hero; the contempt Of it creates great
man.
Theologians resemble dogs, that gnaw
large bones for the sake OF very little
meat.
A rich man despises those who fatter
him too much, and hates those who do not
'fatter him at all.
Life, to a young man, is like new ac-
quaintance, of whom he grows disguised
as he advances in years.
There are two things to which we never
grow accustomed-the rayages Of time
and the injustice OF our fellow-men.
There are many vices which do not
deprive us Of friends; there are many
virtues which prevent our having any.
society you must be content to be taught
many things which you know already.
The repu cation Of man is like his
shadow-gigantic when it precedes him,
and pigmy in its proportions when it fol-
lows.
The errors of great men and the good
deeds of reprobates should not be reckoned
In our estimates Of their respective
characters.
He who cannot feel friendship Is alike
incapable of love. Let woman beware
of the man who owns that he loves no one
but herself.
To succeed in the world 1t is much moro
necessary to possess the penetration to dis
cover who is q fool than to discover who Is
a clever man.
The bold defiance of a woman Is the GER
tain sign of her shame. When she has once
ceased to blush, 1t is because she has too
much to blush for.
It is sometimes quite enough for men
to feign ignorance Of that which he knows,
to gain the reputation Of knowing that of
which he is ignorant.
A great capitalist Is like vast lake,
upon whose bosom ships can navigate, but
which is useless to the country, because
no stream issues thence to fertilize the
land.
That sovereign has a little mind who
seeks to go down to posterity by means of
great public buildings. 1t is to confide to
ing history.
; Human life is like q game Of chess
each piece holds its place upon the chess
board-king, queen, bishop, and pawn. I,
Death comes, the game is up, and all are
thrown, without distinction, pell-mell into
the same bag.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21

The ass thought himself as fine look
ing as his neighbor, the horse, until he,
one day, saw himself in the looking
glass, when he said "What an MSS am II"
Are there not scores of people who
clnnot see themselves as others SEQ
chem? They have bad blood, PIN
Piles, blotches, eruptions, and other kim
dred disfgurements. All these annoy
ing things could be entirely eradicated,
and the skin restored to silly white
'ness,n IL that world-famed remedy, DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
were given fair trial.
It cures all humors, from the ordi-
nary blotch, pimple or eruption to the
worst scrofula, or the most inveterate
blood-taints, no matter what their M
ture, or whether they be inherited or
acquired. The "Golden Medical Dis
covery" is the only blood purifier
guaranteed to do just what 1t is rec
commended to, or money refunded.
WORLDS DIsPRNsARY MEDICAL As
, ISOLATION, Proprietors, No. 683 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21
Brushing the Teeth.

1t Is safe to say that not twenty per-
sons in hundred know how to use a
brush. and perhaps not two of those
twenty properly apply their knowl-
edge. says dentist in the N. Y.
Herald. In the first place one should
have two brushes. one hard and ono
soft. The hard one should not be
hard enough TO injuro the gums. The
water should DO moderately hot and
should be held in the mouth for min
ute or more before the brush is APP
piled. This will soften the accumula-
tons.
Next take tho soft brush and scrub
the surface Of the teeth vigorously, go
ing over all parts INSIDE" "outside"
and ION top" to use phrases common
~ understood. After this has been
thoroughly done and the mouth rinscd
out. the hard brush is to be used.
Both brushes should have curved (con-
cave) surfaces and serrated bristles.
In using the hard brush. hold it ia the
hand and rotate the wrist. thus brush
ing tho surface of the teeth from the
gums toward the cutting edges. The
mouth is held slightly open. This re-
moves from between tho teeth what
ever was there ut the outset, and what
has been crowded there by the ordin-
AIRY action with the first brush. Even
more thoroughucss is required in this
last procedure than ia the first.
1t Is between the teeth that decay Is
most likely to occur. aud it Is between
tho teeth that so few people succeed in
cleansing. As II final safeguard waxcd
floss silk should be passed between all
the teeth, and lastly the mouth spray
ell with the listcrine dilution. The
teeth should be cleansed on retiring
and arising. and If convenient after
each meal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21
y HI. old yellow Almanac.

j. left the farm whom mother died. and changed
my place OF dwellIn'
To daushter susIe's stylish house. right In
And there was them. before came. that sort
OF scared me tellin
How would nnd the town folks ways SO
They said I'd have no comfort In tho rustlIn'.
ind I'd have to wear stir collars every week
day right along.
ind take to city ways just like duck TO
life the racket and tho noise, and never
tire OF shows;
And there's no end OF comfort In the mansion
And everything is right at hand and money
And hired help Is all about, just lsienln' for
But miss the yellow almanac OF my old
Kitchen wall.
The house is full of calendars. from attic to
They're painted In all colors. ana are fancy
But just In this particular I'm not modern
And the yellow-covercd almanac is good
I'm used 10 IL. I've seen It round from boy
And rathc or like the jokin at the bottom OF
each page.
] like tho way the "s" stood out to show the
weeks beginnn'
In these new-fangled calendars tho days
seemed sort of mixed,
And the man upon the cover, though he want
exactly wlnnin',
With lungs and liver all exposed. still showed
how we are fixed;
And the letters aud credentials that were writ
to Mr.. Aver
Two often, GU u rainy day. found rcadin' very
fair.
tried TO find ono recently; thcre want one
In the city.
They toted out great calendars In overy sort
OF style:
Hooked ut 'em In cold disdaiD, and answered
'em In pity:
"I'd rather have my almanac than all that
costly pile"
And, though l take to city life. I'm lonesome
after all
For that old yellow almanac upon my kltch-
en- wall
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21

me. Long and ill-shnpcd, with III
diminutive eyes. there was something
30 unearthly In its appearance every
time 1t was lifted up that I involun,
tarily thought OF the fables of sea.
monsters which had read when child
aud which had fret inspired me with
the desire for sea life.
Drenched and slivcring. the situa-
ton OF Hindok and was, meanwhile,
anything but comfortable. with rush.
ing pain In my head about the region
of tho temple which told me that had
been struck when l first tumbled into
the sea.
On-on-still on.
Now glanced behind me. no moro
to see ship or boats. AN were hidden
by distance and the black rack of the
storm.
Tho speed of the whale. however
had now begun to abate. His motions
were palpably more feeble, and his
spouting became weak and less fire.
quent, aud sounded mournfully.
Soon die now-hoorny!" cried wild
Hindok. rs the whale at last spouted
blood.
The blood came every moment thick
err and slower. The boats speed now
was nearly stopped.
Finally over went the monster on his
side, the blood now rising scarcely six
inches above his spout-hole. He swan
feeble, describing half-circle, and
then-he died.
Got whaler' cried Hindok. moving
his hands joyfully.
"Ay." answered. but where is the
ship"
Never mind ship" answered the
wild islander. his mouth fairly water
ing as he looked toward the vast up
heaving body of the monster. I'VE
got whale"
We now contrived to right the
boat and bail it out. when Hindok
dashed it to the whale.
And thus We lay, outriding the
storm. far away In midocean, not
knowing when or how we would be
picked up.
BY night the storm had abated, but
there was as yet no sign of the ship.
We were both hungry and thirsty;
but every drop of fresh water. and all
the salt meat and biscuit, usually car
ried in whale boats. had been spilled
ont by the capsizing of the light craft.
We did not sleep wink that night.
In the morning still no sign of sail.
Another day passed, and now our
parcaed tongues Glove to the roof Of
our mouths.
On the next day we were nearly
driven mad for want of water. Hin
dokTs wild eyes rolled in his head, and
several times saw him fasten them
on me with "a sort of hungry look. and
know the vulture-like feeling that
animated his breast.
Another day--still no sail!
At midnight of the next day, which
had passed ms the others. lay weak
and helpless in the bottom of the boat,
where saw pair of cyeballs flashing
into my face.
1t was Hindok, who now caught me
by the throat. his uplifted sheath-knife
cleaning.
'Vainly struggled. The point Of
the knife prickcd my flesh. when the
fellow suddenly released me.
The sound OF creaking yards and
blocks was heard right ahead.
1t proved to DO our ship which soon
picked us up.
We found the captain and all hands
safe aboard and told our story.
As soon rs we had partakon OF re-
freshments the captain shook hands
with Hindok and complimented him
for so pluckily holding on to the whale.
AS to the men. they gave three
cheers and carried us into the fore
castle on their shoulders to listen
again to our story of that wild ride on
.Le capsizcd boat.--N. Y. World.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21

Ponsby Ito tailor)-"I should think
you'd be tired standing up all day cut
ting out garments" Tailor-"l don't
mind that. What makes me tired Is to
be stood up for six months for the pay
lnent of q snit of clo,hes"-- Munscy's
Weekly.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21


Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, ard acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
ducod, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com.
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in E0c,
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. AEW YoRx. N.Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-02-21
German.
Syrup"
For Coughs & Colds.

\ ~ NOSAS AAo ~ >OANNo'
John +. Jones, Edom, Tex. writes.
/ have used German Syrup for the
past six years, for Sore Throat,
Cough, Colds, Pains in the Chest
and Lungs, and let me say to any
one wanting such a medicine
German Syrup is the best.
B.W. Baldwin, Gainesville, Tenn,
writes: / have used your German
Syrup in my family, and find it the
best medicine ever tried for coughs
and colds. / recommend it to every
one for these troubles.
r. Schmalhausen, Druggist, of
Charleston, Ill. writes: After trying
scores of prescriptions and prepare
tons / had on my files and shelves,
without relief for a very severe cold,
which had settled on my lungs, I
tried Your German Syrup. 1t gave
me immediate relief and perma-
nent cure. o
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-05-21
WE AND OUR NElGHBORS.
Hon. John B. Kupfer is in La Cross

Hon. John B. Kupfer is in La Crosse
this week
Peter Brennan, Of Benton, H., IS Wis
iting friends in Kenosha.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Galluner, Of Chicago,
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs, VIM. P
Wright.
-Messrs. a: H. Kruckman and A. G..
Pacey, Of Wilmot, attended the meeting
Of the G. A. r. Monday evening.
Mrs. L. A. Cass and daughter Char
lotte will return home to-day from their
visit in Ohio.
Frank Washbish, Of Chicago, visited
his brother John in Kenosha the first Of
the week.
Andrew Taczi, who for long time
worked in the Allen tannery has gone to
Chicago to reside
Mrs. Alice Speer and son and Mr..
Carey, of Racine were at the Garfield
House in Kenosha last Saturday
Ambrose Mcneil the noted Scotch
artist has been keeping his family at the
Grant House for several months and a
few Kenosha people have become acquain-
ted with them and learned to esteem them
very highly. They as we'll as other Ke-
nosha people will be interested in reading
a description Of the magnificent painting
Mr.. Mcneil recently finished at Madison.
| The article was taken from the Madison
Democrat and is published in another
column Of this paper.