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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Goes ri0ht TO tie 8r0t
one Of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei.
lets. They do the right kind Of
work when they get there, too. No,
violence, no unpIcasantncss-but
mild and gentle cleansing and rcgu.
lating Of the whole system. Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bill
ious Attacks, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels, are
promptly relieved and permanently
cured. They're the best Liver Pill
ever made. Purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, easiest to take, and
always fresh and reliable. Gently
apcrient, or strongly cathartic, &C.
cording to size Of dosc-one tiny
"Pelet for a dose. They're the
smallest in yize, but the most salts
factory in result.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get. Can you ask more?
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

EXcursionists on the "briny," yatchmen,
commercial tourists, sojOurners in the
tropics mariners, miners, emigrants to the
far West, provide yourselves betimes with
the finest defence against fatigue, the effects
of a wctting, malaria, unaccustomed diet
and exposure in existence. The world
knows it az Hostetter's Stomach BitterS,
sovereign for dyspepsia, billiousness, cos
tiVenesS and rheumatism.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

A Bad Case OF Stage Fright,
Sock-Did you ever have the sensa-
ton OF stage fright?
Buskin--Yes, once.
"When was that?"
"Once when was on the Deadwood
ouch an d it was held up. boston
Courier.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16
Ox-Tail Soup.

Angry Customer-IIello! you wait
er; where is that ox-tail soup?
Waiter-Coming sir-half a minute.
observation-disclosures you! how slow
you are!
Waiter-Fault of the soup, sir. OK
tail is always behind.-Jury.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Cholera morbus and diarrhoea ield to
Johnson'S Anodyne Liniment taken often
Internally.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16
PiCkniCkeTS,

Tartary and Persia are presumed to have
been the original country of wheat, rye
and oats
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

An old bachelor is a traveller upon life's
railroads, who has entirely failed to make
the proper cOf1neetfOrfs.-
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

There is no reason why any young man
should suffer from nervous diseases when
such an eminent physician as White Beaver
(Dr. Frank PowelD can be consulted by
mail for two cent postage stamp-his ad-
dress is st. Paul, Mimi.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16
.IN!!A!!!l:!4'!!!I5iI;,.
For InternaI and q,

For Internal and External Use.
Stops Pain, Cramps. Inflammation in body or limb
ike magic. Cures Group Asthma, Colds Catarrh, Chol
IRA Morbus, Diarrhua, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lame
Is eta postpaid. ]. o. JOHNSON q CO.. Boston, Masa
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Manchester College has paid off its debt
valued at 800, coo. 1t promises to be one
of the best Colleges in the Northwest 1t
has an ideal location in the beautiful sub
urb between st. Paul and Minneapolis.
Saloons are prohibited in this entire dis
trict. As students are forbidden to visit the
cities except by permission the location
combines all the advantages of the city
without its temptations. 1t is just the
College for farmers sons.
He that falls in love with himself, will
have no rivals.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Corkscrews have sunk more people than
cork jackets will ever keep up.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16
How He Fetched Him.

Taylor-Ah! you collected Slim
dood's account. Well done! | never
expected to get that. How did you
fetch him?
Collcctor-He was very airy and in
solent about it at frst-said | might
whistle for the money.
"Amd then what did you do?"
ooh, | took him at his word. | be-
gan whistIing and gave him a stavc or
two OF Little Annie Rooney and
then he weakened-pulled out his wad
and paid me every cent.-Grip.
When one man has little prejudice
against another. suspicion is very busy in
coming reScmblanccs.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys,
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, ita
many excellent qualities commend ii
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 500
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try It. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FiG syrup ca.
SAN FRANCISCO. GAL,
LOUISVILLE. ~ aGY yak. M
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

VIM. McFall, Secretary Sellwood Real Estate
Co; Joseph'I.. Melrath, Secretary Portland Real
Estate ASSOCIATION: II. I. Hows Capitalist: II
" Scott Editor "'Oregonian" II, l.. Pittnck
Ma Manager and treasurer "Oregonian;" S. J. Bar
Address, TIE TAWOOD REAL ES-
TATE CO., Portland, Oregon.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

Her eyes are clear hazel, and she Is distin-
Guished by lock of snowy hair over the
rieat temple.
While all these clever women are locking
after the Chautauqua mentality, another
bright woman is attending TO the Chau-
tauqus stomach. Mrs Emma p Ewing,
who is recognized as the ablest teacher Of
household science in the United States. has
been in charge of the school of cookery at
ChautauQua for six summers, and has be-
sides given lectures and lessons at various
other summer assem- blies.
Mrs. Ewing was born in New York. but
has lived for good share of her life in
Kansas. She became impressed that good
cooking is the prime factor in the physical,
moral and intellectual development of the
individual. In 1850 she located in Chicago,
opened training school Of cookery and
conducted it in highly satisfactory man
ner until 1883, when she was appointed pro-
fessor Of domestic economy in the Iowa
Agricultural college. After that she held
i similar position in an Indiana university,
resigning it to organize school OF house
hold science, which is now in successful
operation in Kansas City
Mrs. Ewing believes that poor cooking
mas driven more men TO drink than all the
barrooms in the country. She is q COM
mon sense cook. An eminent writer, who
is engaged in helping the masses TO better
lives in practical fashion, spoke with right
eous indignation against that condition of
society that would send a special car to
convey a certain cooking teacher across
the continent to teach the favored few now
to prepare deviled crahs. deviled Holsters,
deyiled- and oil sorts of devilish dishes,
when the great mass OF humanity were
starving their bodies ON indisestible bread"
Mrs. Ewing would be a joy to this writ
er's heart. for she is net only good cook
but an economical one. Mrs Ewing, In
appearance, is an excellent specimen Of
good living, being plump, clear skinned
and wholesome, healthy and hearty
woman. EDITH SESSIONS TUPpYa
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

life got in one more on the
bruised cheek and clinch followed.
They were pounding each other At close
quarters at a vigorous pace when Police
Captain Hayes made his way TO the ropes
and there declared that the fight must end.
There was great hullabaloo and the men
went 10 their corners. Everybody hoped
that peace might be patched up with the
authorities. but it was no use. The cap
tain said it must stop. Then the house
expected to hear the referee would have 10
make draw. but he did not. He shouted
that "McAuliffe had WON When the
news was communicated to Gibbons he was
about as mad a man as ever was seen in the
ring. He went over to McAuliffe's corner
and cried out that he had been cheated. OF
course, McAuliffe did not think so, SO the
Patterson man jumped to the ropes
where there We're several report
ers and said: The decision is
given against me- he cried, because |
have a little blood on my face. II is an
outrage. | am not defeated. l could 90 on
fighting this way for two hours. and I'm
ready to do it" Later in the evening Glib
bons brought out Referee Dunn and
protested to him. Dunn said he could not
change his decision and that it had 10 20,
and that settled it.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
4 Seaside Merma aid.

links and his wife had returned from a
four weeks sojourn at the seaside, and he
stood in front of his home in the suburbs
giving his friend Peters a graphic account
OF his VACATIONS pleasures.
went in bathing every day." he ex-
claimed enthusiastically
"Ahw responded Peters, wife go in too?"
"Oh, yes. every day." said the returnssS
vacationist.
Can she swim" Queried friend Peters
with some interest.
moo, she can't" was the reply. she
tried and tried to learn, but somehow she
didn't get the hang Of it. She said she
couldn't get the right kick, and let her
think that WAS the reason, but the fact
was"-and here he looked up at the house
and sank his voice to a hoarse respiration.
The fact was she couldn't keep her mouth
shut long enough to take four strokes be-
fore she'd have some fool remark to make,
when-kerwash-she'd swallow a whole
wave and go plump to the bottom" and
then he wiuked rapidly as the scene was
recalled 10 mis- mind, and he went into the
house ohuckling with pleasure.
But he hadn't noticed a wornan's face
peerins out OF the curtains OF raised
window.
Friend Peters saw the front door open
quickly, saw hand reach OUT and grasp
the seaside boarder by the collar, saw fhe
heels of that individual crack his back,as
he slot through the door, which slamme3
behind his vanishing form, heard wild
and stifed noise as of body being hauled
over the hatrack and banged against the
wall, aud heard a muffied voice like unto
that Of an enraged woman say:
Take that back and ri let you up, you
walleyed yahoof'-Texas Siftings.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
HIS EYE IN The RIGHT PLACE.
Story of n Young Man Who Was Bound
to Make LAWYER

Story of Young Man Who Was Bound
to Make a Lawyer.
What is the chief characteristic of q
born lawyer'" Some people fancy that it
is audacity; but audacity has. perhaps.
spoiled lawyers success as often as il has
made it. Craftiuess, another quality often
attributed to lawyers as a class, is AS likely
to get them into trouble as it is to win
them cases. The real master quality OF 3
good lawyer. according TO many modern
authorities, is genius 70. dersils''-au
ability to see through case to the utter
most particular, and keep everything in
mind ready for use at the right moment.
The following story has probably been
told by more than one lawyer TO illustrate
this fact:
A lawyer advertised for a clerk. The
next morning his Office was crowded vita
applicants, all bright and many suitable
He babe them wait until all should
arrive. and then ranged them in row
and said he would tell them a story. note
their comments and so judge whom he
would choose.
"A certain farmer" began the lawyer,
was troubled with a red squirrel that got
in through hole in his barn and stole his
seed corn He resolved to kill the squirrel
at the first opportunity.
Seeing him go in at the hole one noon
he took his shotgun and fired away. The
first shot set the barn on fire"
Did tine barn burni" said ons of the
boys.
The lawyer, without answer, continued,
and seeing the barn on fire rhe farmer
seized n pail Of water and ran TO put it out"
Did he put it outi" said another.
"As he passed inside, the door shut to
and the barn was soon in flames. When
the hired girl rushed cut with more wa
teri
Did they all burn up;" said another
boy.
The lawyer went on without answer,
Then the old lady came out, ard all was
noise and confusion, and everybody was
trying to put out the fire"
Did any one burn up" said another.
The lawyer said. There, that vii! DO;
you have all shown great interest in the
story"
But observing one little bright eyed fell
low in deep silence. lie said, Nov, my lit
tie man, what have you TO say" y
The little fellow blushed, grew uneasy,
and stammered out, Il want to know what
became of the squirrel; that's what | want
10 know"
You'll do" said the lawyer; you are
my man. You have not been switched of
by a confusion and barn burning, and tie
hired girls and water pals. You have kept
Your eye on the squirrel. "-Youth's Com
paplou.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

soul helps body more than body helps
soul" Mrs. McClintock possesses su-
perb physique, and to this primarily she
attributes her success In other lines. In
this age, too prone to superficial learning,
a woman who is an enthusiast over Anglo
Saxon might be supposed to be blue
stocking" of necessity.
But when Harriet Beecher Stowe said,
"n You'll mind the babies awhile I'll help
the slaves" the blue stocking type began
to disappear, and has continued so to do
until today the old fashioned, stereotyped
blue stocking is nowhere to be found. Any
morning At Chautauqua one may find
tall. superbly formed woman teaching a
class how to find poetry and music in
Anglo Saxon. Mrs. McClintock teaches
Beowulf, Chsucer and middle English.
Her pupils read rs much of Beowuf dur
ing the six weeks of the assembly As ordi
nary students read in a regular college year.
Mrs McChntook is native of Ken
lucky, aud was led TO teach Anglo-Saxon
by accident A chair in a college was VA
cant, this well educated lady was called On
at short notice TO fill it, and so acceptably
did she Ill the position that she decided to
follow teaching OF King Alfred's English
as profession. She is tall, slender and
handsome, an accomplished conversation
list aud clever lecturer. There are two
objects in Mrs. McClintock's life to which
she is more devoted than the study of
Anglo-Saxon, and those are two beautiful
little boys.
The wood carving at Chautauqua is this
year, for the third season. under the direc-
sion Of Miss Laura Fry Miss Fry comes
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
Garfield Park Races.

CHICAGO, I'LL, Sept. 1l.-Track fast.
First race, three-quarters of a mile Gay
lord won. Hominy Bill second, Msdolin
third. Time, 1:l6.
Second race, mile and seventy yards,
Rimini won, Martin Russell second, Palermo
third. Time, ~
Third race, one mile, Hszlehurst won,
Louise NJ. second, Ton Jones third. Time,
Al
Fourth race, mile and oue-sixteenth, Al
aho won, Guido second, Silyerlake, third.
Time, AL.
Fifth race, seven furlon@s, Mrs. Peck
won, Queen Olivia second, Ragnarock third.
Time, l:03l4.
Sixth race, three-fourths OF mile, Car
men won, Cadaverous second, Minnie Mar
tin third. Time, :ill..
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

OF dress, should see Emily Bishop in her
artistic gowns, that would not offend the
most conservative taste and hear he. elo-
quently present her side OF the Deisarte
system. She aims primarily for conserve
tiop Of nervous energy, claiming that most
physical and mental injuries come from
misdirected powers.
At Chautaugua hundreds of women
grandmothers, mothers and daughters
who have been under her instruction,
testify 70 the substantial benefits derived
from her teaching. Insomnia IS banished,
nervous prostration overcome, the awk.
ward are made graceful, the corpulent
grow slim, the lean fat-in fine, Delsarte
can do anything. Who knowsi II may be
Ihe long sought fountain OF youth. Mrs.
Bishop ia from Washington and spends
great share Of the year in giving lectures
and drawing room talks on her work. Her
personality Is charming and winning Her
voice IS sympathetic, her manner restful
Rnc; simple. She is brown haired and gray
eyed and has an almost classic profile
The only woman professor at Chautau-
qua is Mrs Porter l. McClintock. The
lady is an excellent type of the American
woman, not as she is, but as she is to be.
Mrs. McClintock is what might be termed
d Twentieth century woman-what we
may expect all our women TO be when they
s.:all realize she truth OF the saying. For
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
Bell County Races.
:
Special to the Gazette.

Special to the Gazette.
Bolton, BELL County, TEN. Sept IL
To-day being knights of Pythias day at
the Bell county fair, the business houses
closed atnoon. The attendance was much
larger than any previous day, about five
thousand being present.
Thirteenth race, trotting, 2:30 class,
Robert Bonner won. Time, 2:37-s; purse,
500.
Fourteenth race, one-mile heats, free-for-
all, Jim Dougherty won. Time, 2:35
purse, 500. In the third heat Jim Broad
wei! got leg broken. H. X Hill, Lampasas,
owner.
Fifteenth race, trot, roadsters, kittie
won. Time, 3:06; purse, $50.
Sixteenth race, half mile dash, three
year-olds. Lemonade won. Time, 80 T.;
purse, 500.
Professor Hubbard. in attempting par
achute leap, the balloon failed to work
properly and let him down on wire fence,
from which he received some slight in
jurieS.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

When ChSntaugua takes hold OF any
cult it is with heart ana soul. Inc writer
well remembers when one slender little
woman, the embodiment OF spirit, fire and
dew, came. SAW and conquered with Del
sarts,u forces Mrs. Emily Bishop teaches
aud lectures upon the Deisarte doctrines,
which are fast LeCominG something mora
potential than Il mere fad. Now that fash
ion has sn5 her decree Of approval on the
study II Delsar;e, we may confidently pre-
u.ay IN epidemic Of the gospel Of grace.
EUt possibly DeIslrte may be something
mere than a mere craZa Certainly, at
Clautauqua, no single department. is more
popular or prosperous than that presided
over by Mrs Bishop. l; bears the mystic
title OF tho Pyscho- Phi sical Culture class
Mrs Bishop las all the s6ili Of Henrietta
Russcl. without tie ecceuJricities OF that
LADY From the tumble, nonsense and
mysticism OF De!sarte, Mrs. Bishop has
brought order. beauty ami grace. She
calls her ORR the "AmericRnized Deisarte
System" saving thac by Americaniling it
the has simply made it of practical use to
everyday people.
Those with whom the word Delsarte IS
synonymous with superficial veneering, an
inare waving Of arms, a ridiculous fashion
OF making eyes' or an out.anGisk mode
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
New Cotton Crop.

NEW YORK, Sept. U.-Secretary Hester
of the New Orleans cotton exchange issued
today his official report of the movement
Of the cotton crop for the first
seven days of the new cotton year
The statement shows receipts at all
United States ports since September !, of
1870 31S bales against 1906 bales for the
corresponding period last year. Overland
across he Mississippi. Ohio and Potomac
rivers to Northern mills, and Canada 10, 564
bales against 25l5. Interior stocks in eX-
cess OF those held at the close of the
commercial year il,5+1 bales. against Il. 100
bales. Southern mill takings IS, 213 bales.
against 1S,213 Total amount of the new
crop brought into sight thus far is l10. 156
baleS.s against 2ls,5l3 bales last year, de-
crease of 4i, .57 bales.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12

ST LOFTS, Mo, Sept. 1.-THE attendance
at the fourth day of the trotting meeting
was fair, with good track and favorable
weather. Dan Jennings was the favorite
IN the first race at - against for the
field. He won three straight heats with
perfect ease, Huxan ana the rest being
close together.
In the 2:19 trotting race betting was even
money for CD. Hamlin's Nightingale against
the field; the latter disappointed the crowd
by constantly breaking, Geers being unable
10 get her down, an after the first heat
pools sold: Delmarch, SIS; field, Sl5; and
after the second heat all the field brought
was S.. Following is the summary:
First race, 2:40 class, purse $1,000, Dan
Jennings, !, !, |: HuXan, 4, ., 2; Climatic,
=, 5, 4 Maud, 3, 3 3; Kate Cloud, q, 4, 81
Townsend Chief, 5, i, dist.
Time, 2:2514 2:26, 2:26.
Second race, 2:l9 trot, purse $500. Del
march. l, /. l; Nightingale, ., ), 3; Gil
lette, ;, 2. >; Kenwood, 5, 4, .; J. ". Ted
ford, 4, 5, 4. Time. 2:20, 2:2l14, 2:23.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
Sheepshead Bay Races

SHEEPsHEAD BAY. y. y, Sept. 1l-First
race, one mile, Kingstock won. Folsom
second. F'avilla third. Time. LAB 10
Second race. seven furlongs. Tenny won,
Maidstone second Worth. third. Time,
l:21 SIS.
Third race, futurity course, TringIe won,
Rex second, Zorling third Time, i'll.
Fourth race. mile and one furlong. La
Tosca won, Santa Anna second, Lizzie
third. Time, 2:053-5.
Fifth race one and three-sixteenths of
mile Raceland won, Pesarra second, Ban
Chief third. Time 2:06 30
Sixth race, one mile on the turf, Water
son won, Eric second, Lady Pulsifer third.
Time, :443i
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-12
LOCALITIES.
A. ]. Roe has fine cill at his residence.
the EnunC laHN ar, vino This nnn,.rinc-

| A J. Roe has a fine cill at his residence,
/ the young lady arr wing this morning.
| The holes III the macadam on Main street
| are being rcpairad. an Improvement badly
needed
! Mr.. and Mrs Aaron Dahlman. 1Oi4 Tay-
! Tor street, ale tine proud poSsesSOrs OF q
! baby girl.
Ben Smith. i Senesambian, was arrested
( Yesterday and lodged in Jail, charged with
stealing buggy whip.
1t is told as fact that one Of the deputy
shcritfs mist0ok the steam roller for the
| calliope the circus had advertised.
Marriage licenses were issued yesterday
to James r. Foster aud Miss Maud Patter-
son, Mitchell B. Estes and Miss Mamie
Boyd.
The demand for the bottled beer of the
/ Texas brewing company Is increasing and
carload shipments are of almost daily oc-
currence.
Lemcn Bros. circus was in the city yes
/ terday and gave IN exhibition on the old
Spring Palace ground. y large crowd AT
tended both performances.
Officer NcDauieis ourus the loss OF his
fine HOlStein COW, which broke out Of the
incloSure YESTERDAY 1t is described as a
plump, well-fed animal. black with some
white marks. Anyone seeing such an ami
maj Will confer 4 favor On Mr. Mechanics
by leaving word with any policeman or at
the city hall.
At o'clock this morning the Gem thea
ter band, led by Mr.. Mendel, favored TIRE
trAZErTE with sereuade Several selec
tons were executed in an admirable mar
ner, in perfect tine and harmony. WHICH
speaks well for the organization. Though
in existence little more than month, II IS
able TO hold lis own. 4 II
sENnt, fo,. Miss Mary A'ayorda,. -hfSTrO-
pies popular candidate. of Fort Worth, for
the Item scholarship in Knoxville, Tenn.
She was nominated by Il Young coLored ,
head-waiter. WHO worked So hard for the
success Miss Carrie Dickson in the Wfitsf
contest. A, moneys OF votes sent 70 AIS
club Al 905 East Second street, BY white or
colored friends. will be printed in the Item,
with name of sender if they desire. The
club retails votes At Il cents, which is the
wholesale price. Respectfully Leua John
son, secretary Alexander club, 9O5 East
Second street.