New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

but the right one I am called Herman Lincoln Way.
land. l called Henry L. wayland. The telegraph
immortalized me Heman Lincoln Of Maryland. II
make few feeble observations, is proclaimed By tho
sounding trump Of fame that Wayland Hoyt, DID,, was
the next speaker, but did not up TO his usual
mark. The other day accepted invitation 10 speak
at meeting in New-York: whereupon 1t was an.
nounced by a metropolitan Journal that 'Heman Lin
coin, DID, would be Of the speakers; and the
presiding officer Of the meeting referred 10 introduced
me as II. L. wayland, of Ncw.Haven.' Letters reach
me addressed the Rev. Francis Wayland, DID,. Ike
wise letters addressed 10 the Hon. Francis wayland;
while large part Of the circulars recommending books,
investments patent collins, and the like, addressed b
the Rev. Horace wayland, the excellent pastor Of
Zion Church, come 10 my hands,
Late saturday afternoon eight schooboys all armed
with guns and bows and arrows. who had been out
in the country on hunt, were coming down Cas- ave-,
when a boy who ddn't 60 met them ana ASKED
"None O. yer blzness.'
Tramped all day and didn't get q thing Didn't
ut didn't eh'S replied the leader Of the band.
"Oh, move arc chumps, we arel we didnt get
s G at Ss I ana ana M sn2 @
rabbit tracks and hear squirrel bark Come on,
boys, he's jealous. "-(Newark Evening News.
An old Maine Judge who was a stern Prohfbtonst
was once trying In which certain man WAS
accused of selling liquor. Everybody, Including the
Judge was morally certain that the was guilty,
him. On hearing the verdict the old man arose and
remarked: at is evident by tho goings on in this
village that is selling. I'll fine you slc
and costs1 he added, turning to the prisoner, and
II ever hear OF you selling again will send you TO
iail.'
"And 80 you arc not married yetT
"No.s
Engaged"
expect to be'' -.
aWhats tho matterf.
awel, papa says that my husband ,1 must % zen
Mamma says he must be frugal, INDUSTRIOUS attentive
ne moral Aa and say o he %s s b %
him Life.
Phillips Brooks is suffering Of the usual Pen
ates Of greatness. All the old stories about clergy
men that have in turn done duty for so many eminent
dIvines have been brought out and attributed to The
great Boston preacher.
How She Brought Him Round.-Mr Chuswatsr.Ihs
idea Of shutting up the front Of the house to make folks
think we've gone TO some fashionable watering place
for the summer all blamed nonsense and won't have
Mrs. Chugwater changing her tactice) An right,
Josiah TIi give up the idea. The girls need the
house S When 1 they e5' % TITS KIND q tSnsi"
aThe sG shut Ter up, samantha-shus Ter uD.'-tcM-
cago Tribune.
An Ansonia, Conn., clergyman was anxious 10 nave
clock in his church: but the trustees didn't seem 20
be impressed with the Importance OF getting ono 90
he began preach very long sermons and when spoken
to on the subject explained that II there was clock
to inform him as TO the time his sermons would be much
shorter There was nice trustworthy clock In tho
church before the next Sunday.
THE TENNIS QUEEN.
Now the blossoms all are going
Soon the roses will be blowing,
Indications that the summer time Is here, here here
wandering careSseS,
Lover-like, the loosened tTesses
OF the tennis playing summer girl DEAR dear. dsar
oh, we all of us adore her,
We would bend the knee before her
In loyal admiration Of her grace, grace, grace;
For we love her. 1.-THE and ls,some.
didn't feel she'd surely slap our face, face face
she I. charming in her natty
tudes seem weak 10 that young man on whom she
smiles, smiles, smiles.
Exercise Is her cosmetic,
She delights in sports athletic,
And at night She often dances thirty miles, miles,
miles.
on hs we w., al , Of Us "a adore pre- her
If we didn't feel convinced that we'd get hurt hurt;
She has little sense of duty
She's constituencies unmitigated nirt, nirt, dirt.
-(Somerv1llc Journal.
Registrar J. G. stockbrdge, Of Brown University,
writes as follows: "As am receiving many inquiries
from different sections OF the country In regard to the
prices Of the Annotated Catalogue OF the Harris Colec-
ton Of American Poetry, will you kindly make the
following announcement: For the quarto, which
designate small quarto the size being 12xl0 inches
the price is $40 In sheets, sl1 in cloth and Sl5 In
Turkey For the octave edition the price Is
So In paper cover S5 so In cloth and 81 in sheep or
half morocco. As intmsted in the article which APP
peared In The Tribune May 90, after have filed
few orders at the above prices, the number Of
copies remaining will be far reduced that an sd-
vance will be made on the prices named"
Ex-senator Blair obliged to leave the city In q
hurry owing to his msinterpretation Of the time card
gage and the clerks the Auditorium were requested
to send Of the things TO Washington. While hnr-
redly giving orders at the Office the cashier asked How
alb your bill 7" supposng that Mr. Blair would order
It forwarded to Washington to save delay then In
"What do you know about 1T" asked the ex-senator
"No one IS familiar with it than l." laughinSly
q" Have you studied 1t
avery carefully
"Well, Pm highly pleased TO nnd such student
Don't you know that the Republican party made the
mistake Of its life in not taking care OF that bill It's
been settled.
q Do you mean to say that the bill won't DO paidi'
Paid What bill are YOU tallnng abouti'
YOur hotel bill ", Mat do ySG Mr p.,,
settled his account.-(Cmcago Herald.
The League OF the Anu-Patriots' in Paris recently
succeeded In distributing 5000 copies OF snsrchiso
circular among the soldiers OF the various garrisons
The circular ended with the following words: "Unite
with us on the streets and battle for our freedom
Death to the Government. Success to anarchy sue
cess to revolution Down with the army
No Heresy in This-The Orthodox Congregational
Society Of Topsfed had merry and novel entertain
ment the other night. Five young men sewed on
buttons while five Young women nailed boxes Each
Young man was 10 sew on three buttons while each
young woman drove five nails. Nails not driven
straight or not hit upon the head did not count After
that six men trimmed bonnets with women for judges
one OF the deacons produced what is described as a
most wonderful and ornate affair unrvalled BY WorD
himself for originality. "-(Sprngfeld Union.
THE MARKET NOT ovERsToCKED.
From The Washington Post.
They may appoint an understudy for the Secretary
OF State but there is but James Gillespie BLAINE
.Nn nnrc-rrs OF THINGS ARE rRFRIFD