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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
SOME SELECT SMILES.

Judge Peterby said tohis eolored servant:
''You will have to quit. You attend to your
work very WELL but always missing things
about the house. and every time it is you that takes
them.'
..Boss, don't send me off on dat account. His
mus be a cumfurt ter yer when yer missing any
thing to know right whar it am, "-Tse1s Sgffnos-
'rYou are awfully pale" said Esmerelda
Longcofin to Birdie McGinnis.
eyes 1 know 1 am pale; but my paleness Is
natural. II comes from dyspepsia; out you ges
your paleness by the box from the drug store.''-
Itrls SVttn0s.
The pretty maidens shout withglee
As into the brine they trip,
And romp and play in the ripping sea
While taking their morning dip,
But their mirth subsidies and they stand aghass
As they hear the shrieks of woe,
Which tell that a crab is making fast
To 4 luckless maiden's toe.-Nelo York Press.
"We've got the meanest missus in town"
said Nora ''Phin she wint to Nooport she gave US
our wages in advanche and closed the house on
FIT avenner, thereby cuttin' me an Biddy
Doolan out of social events for the saYson.''-
Nelo York Herald.
The exchange editor was reading hair
lifting account of midnight robbery.
"sWeeping SkiesP - he snorted running his
shears savagely through the flaming headlines.
'1They wept, OF course, because they mist some-
thing
editor taking off his coat. ''They might have
been weeping for the dead Of nightr'-Chtca0o
Tribune.
"Jimuel Peterson is full of kindness"
81 never noticed 1t. 1 guess he keeps fun By
never letting any get out. ''-BrOoklyn Eagle.
Attorney Ito witness)-What is your
age sir?
Old Beau-What has that to do with this casep
IT insist upon answer"
(After pause) Il just years old at the
breaking out of the war"
''What war?''
CWIth extreme reluctance) ''The Blackhawk
war. ''-Chicdoo Tribune.
o Prince! No wonder that you weep,
Since all the world your cause assails.
Your lamentations long and deep
Convince US you're the prince of walls.
-Chicuoo Herald.
"why are you all congregated here,
boys?', inquired the kindly old gentleman.
s'We're playing we're a Democratic caucus"
ssIndeed and where Is the boss OF the caucus?''
This Is the boss
''And why did you select this boy as the boss2'
s,Because his father runs a saloon. ''-Ns1o Iork
Press.
'Don't you think that tenor has beauti-
fully liquid tones?'' she asked of her escort.
Yes - he replied, THAT describes early i'm
preston precisely. The first time heard him was
In beer garden. Washington Post
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
COOPERATIVE CHRISTIANITY.
The Christian Endeavor Movement q Good
Sign of the Times.
Brooklyn Standard -Union.l

brooklyn
The tenth annual convention of members
Of Christian Endeavor Associations of the
United States at Minneapolis, which is now
in session, serves to illustrate the co-opera-
tive tendency among religious workers of
the present age. Twelve thousand delegates
are reported to be in attendance, represent
ing constituencies in all parts of the United
States, and connected with churches of
differing denominations. The growth of the
Christian Endeavor societies has been
marvellous. There are 5000 members in this
city alone, and the number is constantly
being augmented.
This progress illustrates the growing ten
dency among religious people belonging to
the several denominations to unite in labor
for the attainment of common object, and
is, therefore, most gratifying. The same
spirit has made the Kings Daughters, the
Epworth League and kindred organizations
great factors in the work of promoting good
living.
Thinking people differ very widely upon
the subject of the extinguishment of de-
nomfnational lines, but there can be no
question that a union of Christian workers
of differing faiths in league having for its
object the promotion OF Christian living
must accomplish o vast amount of good.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
Obituary Notes.

John R. BEATTY, .one of the wealthiest and
most prominent residents of Patton township died
last night at his home near Monroevile. aged 90
years.
SIMON RILEY, SR., 60 years of age died Sunday
at st. Louis. He was the father Of Simon s. Riley,
of Dunlevy Bros, and was for many years resi-
dent of Pttsburg, being engaged in the fruit busi
DIR. GEORGE B. BALLANTYNE, formerly of
Pittsburg died suddenly of heart disease at his
residence in Huntingdon yesterday afternoon. He
was n prominent physician ofthat place. and at the
time OF his death was aged 80 years.
THE venerable AquiIla Jones died at Indianapo-
lis Sunday, aged 50 years. He had been Treasurer
Of Indiana and was Postmaster during President
ClaveIand-s administration. lie cast his first vote
for Andrew jackson, was an intimate friend of
John G. Calhoun, Henry Clay. Daniel Webster and
ali the prominent statesmen OF ante-bellum days,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
DEPEW as A SPONGE.

He Doesn't Expect the Old World to Sup
ply Him With Fresh Yarns.
New York Tlmes.l
Chauncey NJ. Depew, who sails for Europe
on the steamship Majestic next Wednesday,
remarked d day or two ago that he went to
Europe in the character of sponge. By
the first of each July he felt that he had
been squeezed pretty dry here and he took
the European trip to absorb all the good
things that he could find.
'Do you ever bring back kanygood stories?'
asked the writer.
"Never," replied Mr.. Depew. ~ take over
some good stories. but never get any to bring
home They don't make funny stories in
Europe as we do here and what is more they
are slow in grasping the point of story that
would raise q laugh instantly here. 1t takes
time for an American funny story to work
in the average British mind"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
What an Error Cost Cinderella

A dramatic critic in desultory converse
ton with Chicago Tribune reporter the
other night said he wondered why Cinder-
ella wore glass slippers he never saw any
one dance in glass slippers, and he didn't
believe anyone could dance in glass slippers.
One man suggested that it was a fairy tale.
Another man made everyone tired by talk
ing of malleable glass. He remarked that he
once saw Pittsburg lady in a glass gown
he should have been ashamed to mention IL
anyway The manager, a distinguished
Gallicist-he once Went to school with Tar
tarin at Tarascon-said she never did
wearglass slippers.
You see," he explained, Cinderella was
indebted to translator's mistake for her un-
comfortable pumps. This delightful ex-
travaganza was originally French, and the
man who Englished it didn't know his bust
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

united cognomen, and. the difficulty of doing
so consistently with euphony has so far
proved insuperable. Minnea-paul and st.
Paul-opolis have both been decidedly re-
jected; and there does not seem to be any
thing left but to take the example of one of
the vessels that recently attained inter-
national fame, and marry the two cities
under the name of Paul and Minnie.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE depredations by masked robbers in
Fayette county show the need of Farmers
Shotgun Alliance up there. The law officers
of Fayette evidently are not in 1t with the
aw-breakers, who rival Turpin or Claude
Duval in audacity. 1t is q disgrace to the
State that such marauders should go un-
punished
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
SHERMAN AND HAMLIN
Met on the Fourth of July Last Year for the
Last Time.

Lewiston Journal
On the Fourth of July last year Hannibal
Hamlin went to Portland to attend the meet
ing of the Society of the Army or the Poto-
mac. In company with General Sherman,
Secretary of War Proctor, General c. H. 4.
Coils, Generals Chamberlain and Connor,
officers, he dined wife Mayor Holman s.
Melcher. After dinner, Mr.. Hamlin, upon
speaking Of his pleasure at meeting so many
OF his friends, turned to General Sherman
and said:
General, you and won't see many more
of these anniversaries
"That's So" was the laconic response of
Sherman.
Before the year closed Sherman had an
swered to the roll-call and exactly on the
anniversary, ex-Vice President Hamlin
breathed his last.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

A DISTRESSING evidence of the small
obstacles that sometimes obstruct progress is
afforded by the statement that the people of
St. Paul and Minneapolis are harmonious
on the subject of consolidation, but that they
cannot agree upon name. The difficulty
is more obstinate than in this community
where the larger city would accept the name
Of the smaller, not only as O concession but
as the perpetual local and native name. But
in the Northwest each city wants some
thing Of its owa name preserved in toe
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THAT 5000 people listened to the music
in Schenley Park last night shows that these
free concerts will become exceedingly pop
ular The fine weather had much to do with
the success of the inaugural concert, SO had
the good management of Chief Bigelow.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE state of society in which blue and
red chips pass current even to the extent of
taking them in the contribution box was
supposed to be peculiar to the wild and
woolly West. But the Prince of Wales de-
fense to the effect that he uses them Gas q
convenient substitute for gold or bank
notes" indicates that the Western fashion
must have spread into conservative Eng
land.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE Ohio Democrats are determined to
have a warm time at their convention, apart
from the weather. Having developed a
large amount of surplus caloric in pretend
ing to dispute over the nomination, they
will put Campbell into the field, and then
see how much warmth they have left for
the campaign.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
THE advice of Mrs. Ewing to the Chau-

THE advice of Mrs. Ewing to the Chau-
tauqua ladies yesterday-to become expert
cooks, as good pumpkin pies are more i'm
portant than politics-will endear her to
many an American husband. She has truly
laid open .he cause of many unhappy
homes. Women should have their rights,
and enc of the most important is the right
to cook If they would be satisfied in their
proper sphere and leave mans work to man
homes would be happier and there would be
less work for the divorce courts.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE announcement that the ambitious
young actress who has sued a Coney Island
hotel for $50 1000, will devote the proceeds of
the suit to public charity requires explana-
tion. The name of her counsel renders 1t
necessary to remark that a large share of
the proceeds will go to the relief of that in
dustrious orphan, Mr.. Abe Hummel
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
The Writer Had the Horns.

Chicago TImes.J
The story that young English lady on
ranch in Montana subdued the rage of n
herd of wild bulls, who were about to gore
her. by walking boldly up to them singing
the soldiers chorus from Faust il incom-
plete. The narrator forgot to add that upon
recognizing the air the intelligent animals
Immediately joined in, playing 1t beautifully
nnon their horns.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
RECEIVED vICT0RIA's FAVOR.

Only Five Persons Raised to Peerage in
Her Reign.
Detroit Free Press.1
The elevation of Lady Macdonald to the
peerage is the fifth distinction that Queen
Victoria has granted to women. The first
was bestowed in 1861, when the late Duchess
of Sutherland was made Countess of Gro
martie. The second came in 1s6S by the ele-
Vfscountess Beaconsf1eld. Baroness Bur
dett-Coutts was the third, and the fourth
was bestowed in 1880 upon Mrs. Augusta
Cavendish Bentinck, who became Baroness
Bolsover
The new Canadian peeress may be the last
woman to receive such a mark of the pres
ent Queens favor.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

Two Englishmen are to be knighted,
one for having entertained the Emperor Of
Germany at dinner. and the other for hav-
ing amused him at theatrical entertain
ment. The qualifications for knightly SER
vice in England are arduous-to the purses
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE most striking crop Of news comes
from New York, where the total of the cereal
products of this country this year is stated
at $500 900, 600 bushels. This would be a
splendid yield; but we are afraid Wall street
has inflated the total not little.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

IT is asserted that the Empress of Ger
many wants to see America. The Ameri-
cans would like to see the Empress and her
war-lord. 1t might be a characteristic
stroke of Chicago enterprise to secure them
as attractions for the Worlds Fair.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

THE new census of England and Wales
puts the population of that tight little isle at
e9O0l, ,Ols That is a rather small crowd in
comparison with this country, but it feels
big enough to make up the difference.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14
DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE.
Iida Stewart.

The remains of Ida Stewart the 10-year-old
daughter of W. T. Stewart, and q niece of Major A.
F. McCandless. were Inferred yesterday in Allie
O,,eny Cemetery. The deeply regretted child died
SSn saturday from attack of cerebro spinal men
ingtis The funeral services were held at her late
home on Neville street, on Sunday, By Rev. John
Patterson.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

Now Mr.. Edgar Saltus will be able to
write a realistic novel from experience de-
scriptive of the sensation OF having a di-
vorce granted against him for the scriptural
reason
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

Now the French are experiencing the
railway collision epidemic. The unsuccess-
full attempts of trains to pass each other on
the same track are not confined to any
single hemisphere.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

ness The French words are 'pantoufles de
vair'-fur slippers. Now the word for glass
is verre, and the English chump got 'em
mixed up"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-07-14

Vol. &c, No. l57.-Entered at Pittshurg Postofice
November "A, 1851, as second-class matter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31

We have evidence ihnr man occupied
n large portion Of tho continent south
Of the great terminal morllne At a
time when the glacial region north.
ward was under arctlc conditions. This
gives usanautiqulty for man, estimated
by geologlsts "a, certainly eight 10 ten
thousand years since his implements
were buried, ny the most r'ccnt OF dc
posits IN tho Delaware valley and OF
many thousand y,aIs earlier II the
chronology Of the older grayels b cor,
rcctly detenninel. Washington Let
lar.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31
WHY THE DesEaET NEWS SHOULD
De SUBSCRIBED FOR m
PREFERENCE TO ANY
OTHER PAPER.

l. II X tho Organ " tho Church Of
Jesus Christ ~ fatior-d-y Saints, and
the sus,oSi medium through which
Tho vieN.. Fishes and instructions Of the
Church Al soriile. are expressed. aud
gl,on to tbc"saihts.
!? II may always DO rolled upon n ad-
vocniing or defending the righ side Ut
oyofy question proper for public Journals
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1aitor-finy saints and has, from IT, inccp-
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advocated HE principles in which they
hcilcvps and eyery iaiter-dny Saint
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aud never has boon, hut for the good
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31

front 4 tho paflor, separated from the hall
by sliding doors Communicating with
the parlor aud main hall isa large dining
noon, amply lighted by broad windows NJ
each end, with m open fireplace un ono
side 10 give chccriulnsra aud warmth ~
required Rack VI the dining room lsa
Kitchen. with good sized siorruom, back
hall and stairway. aud a large. we'll HIGHT
ri pantry communicating with the dining
room, aud with double hinged doors, which
are .elf closing The kitchen b furnished
with an eighty gallon copper boiler, sink.
etc, complete. with door to back yard
In the second story. Ia addition 10 the
bathroom. main aud back staircase halA
aud corridors. arr ten good siz't rooms.
,onie of which could b. arranged 81 -. 10
communicate with each other. n 40 dc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31

hFiNAb hlhlls
hrrd. The plan VI the third story Is sub
itantially the same, with tho exception
that four rooms are reserved for the scry-
ants AT the back " the house. entirely
shut Oh from tho other rooms by patti
hon wall across the corridor.
The foundation walls aro 81 stone, the
shimnrys mud outside walls OF tho iir,t
story nre of hard brick laid In red moruir
The lulldIhg above Tho drt story T. ~
wood, with Hu open timhrr ,oof slated,
With tho site wll ( siontl led, paierrd and
~ entire font, broken hy H neat porch.
Abs building eau b. erected Tor N,0n
u W, kisC.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31

fNuNf slNAIioN.
their Income from the rentals Of such
bulldinrs, Il would appear that they ought
~ pcngnize the necessities " an innnya.
tion In the plans Of boarding houses ia
general.
Tho plans here submitted were designed
20 meet the requirements " boarding
house, ur n hotel on small scale. Tho
buildlng would he thirty feet In width.
ard Il supposed % he situated on lot "
MY feet frontage. thus leaving q space "
ten fcet on each side for d ,ht aud mir IN
the basement Is located the lauudry, hector
and storage ruoms ior cuul, vegetable. etc.
The first story contains " large staircase
hall Of sufficient size 10 afford desk ruom.
check rooo. etc. ior the Office. In tho
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE II HEREBY GNES ny THF
~ undersigned Administrator with tho
viii annexed OF the estate Of John Nash
Grfrasrd, 10 the crudltoSs OF aud all
pcfsana having claims against the aald
deceased. 10 exhibit thom with tho ueccs.
shry vouchers. within ten months after tn ffat
publication uf this notice. 10 tue sad admins.
traitor, a. No. 10 West First south street, SAT-
lake Guy, m The County Of salt Lake
Dated February IAN. ls9l.
4. q, GRIGGs,
Administrator with the will annexed OF the
estate of John Nash. deceased. d lAv5t
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-31
WHAT Is A GUARANTEE?

Many merchants and saemen in the habit
guaranteeing their with thought
make the 'guanneo good II 10 Ienicous
respected In the breach than In the observance.
guarantee havean value should e
the meaning OF the word and
guarantee On fine tool the makers warrant re
pacca tool found imperfect In
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FULL
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gas burner No SMELL No danger No complication.
ton the use OF Gasoline Stove done WITH Think
comfort missed In Summer by avoiding big Kitchen
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The "FooIe leigerators An lee promoter
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a BOARDING HOUSE.
Z nsiidine Conveniently Arranged aud
OF Moderate Coat.

lCopyrleht b. American Pres Association.l
Tue arrangement Of ruufns 10 lodging
sud loariing houses is too often open TO
criticism 10 the regulation oitydwelling.
for Instance. the rooms are either very
large or very small. with no intermediate
alternative Inasmuch ns landlords derive
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