Mohave County miner., 1891-02-28
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the covers -. "a. for
..snay. Really, no reason ~ AiI
snly I'm In love" ~, -. ul
s,eakidt of hydropsshic cure ~
.tr;Ees ne that well wsss" 'ug'"
good for sick people. voca-
Biles, I am told that you s
,.Janr ~ am not rig:d one
sometimes drink cider.
y,horter- brother, do you wanl ~
.e ssyedg' Young Broker sA"s
Neutrality-suspicious. In tF Il
Z, Ac9ire-=.f think Miss Maze
ner,ect poem" DcMssc''s--- = kh'~
h, Al least she's a-verse 70 ffi't
When Shakespeare wrote thm P'us
,,o "a s,ch sweet sorrow he yo'ceo n'
reeret OF many bsld-headed man
| II vou want 10 be specialist, PC
-atber a dentist than an nurist, Tor man
has th,rty-two teeth and only two ears
| ~ vm, want 20 see worldly ambition
str,gpling with righteous oasire ~
be rood take woman TO chureh Win
al Old fiat on.
Were you touched at the minister
o,oouance last night?" inquired Weeks
.,Yesr returned wentman, gioomiiy'
for ten dollars"
Many men who pray loud ard long
IN el,vyeh have wives who are afralo 70
look up and who are never known !"
talk above a whisper
wooden---.I don't care what people
..v about Mr.. slyfox. think there ~
|. gFeas deal OF honesty In avs iace'
Bnlanch-''Yesj all he has Is there.
A man NAV send his thoughts by freight
II properly addressed;
lut thoughts, like many other thir'gs'
Are safer when expressed.
II HeQl:45 p. m.)-"Why. Id do any
tbiue In the world for you" she
1vawninQl-'You will7 Then for
heavens sake sneak home I'm
she is such dear girl and she
, lloys. flowers deyotedly." Yes, re-
sponded his unsympathetic listener
..most girls who love flowers devotediy
i arc dear girls"
! Mrs. Cufrso-"Your help is Irish.
= ,sn't she9r Mrs. Fangle--''Oh, yes. "
Does she believe In home ruler
We'll, should cay so. She Just
4 bosses the house"
G Near Tacoma there Is said 10 De
@ SIGN which reads: This road Is not
r passable. not even jackassable; and
. those who wish 10 travel II should turn
out and gravel it,"
Exhorter-"Yes, my friend, man
with faith like a mustard seed can
L blossom into Christian Sooffer-
al should think he'd be more like "
o sprout into free lunch sandwich"
II In India little girls wear gold rings
u In their noses. One Of the advantage
" of this fashion consists in the fact thai
q the ring wearer does not have to take
II of her gloves TO parade her iewelry'
n yisitor-"Isnt your mother afraid
:" Willie. OF catching cold in those slip
!, pers?" wiilie-"Huh, l guess yol
" don't know them slippersl Ma use'
y them TO warm the whole family with.
!, :, pesd Is the heart that never know lover
y bliss:
q Hard are the lips that never formed kiss
lie Blind are the eyes that cannot see In low
a A God-like treasure coming from above
y Tommy, you ought TO be aahame'
ot OF yourself. I'm sure your bible doesn'
at teach you TO wait for another hoy AM
throw stones at him." 1T does's ia
'r AZ I've got. I'm only In the first par
% yet.
III Little Boy--'Do hotel clerks &c
t. very bi,. salaryp" Kentucky Uncle
N Not often Then how can the
s. afford such big Giiismondse" "Wel
OF you see, they don't haze TO pay any
at thing for their licker."
Mr.. Bullfnch-"I hope, Jphhni
=, ~ you're keeping the diary ] gave yo
y New Years" Johnny--"Oh, yes, sir.
- Mr.. Bullfnch---'.H Have you written
IL every day7" Johnny-'Oh. mo-, sir;
:. haven't opened in IL at all.
at Colonel Candytuft---"Talking OF th
In latest scandal, I fancy our old frien
i.I McNoodle was led astray by that flight
ar FitzRiqgle." General Horselarf--"NC
al q doubt about it; in fact, the wife towe
u- him in and the husband toe'd him out.
II does not take woman ruanv yeal
to find out that men are a might
uncertain set. But man never ei
as tirely loses the delusion that som'swheI
zee In the world Is TO be found a woma
Ir- about ten per cent. nearer perfectio
gs, than the angels.
re, No absolutely perfect thing exists.
Is The loveliest OF objects lacks some charm
ts In vain we scan the past and present list
ls. Fen MiIo's Venus lacks pair OF arm
DO Well" said Mrs McGudlev. aft
it her visit TO notable social event,
IN have heard about society people sho'
el- ing each other the cold shoulder, b
s." from the way some that j saw we
ms dressed didn't wonder at their shor
lch ders being chilly"
be City Directory Man Ito boardin
house mistress) How many bcarde
have you, madame, that are stea'
1 boardersp" Boarding Mistress-''We
,ar- I've ten men that board with me rig
ton along, but there's only one OF the
our that call steady"
, to Thompson has just married 4
lta- who brought him fortune, but he b
in been unable to fall very deeply in 10