The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
BRIGHT SITS.


WooDEN-Now I have an idea that would
like to have you help carry out.
Miss Smilax-O, | should hardly think it
would need two.-Boston Courier.
MAUD-It's strange. isn't it, how the beach can
resist the roaring pillows of ocean?
Algernon-O, well, you know, | suppose it's
because 1t has SO much sand.-Bostoh Post.
"DocToR, Hubsr has called me the greatest
ass of the nineteenth century. What shall do?
Challenge him.
why, no! The century won't last much
longer. - lieqende Batter.
He slipped the ring upon her hand,
And kissed his bonny bride;
And the strains of the same old wedding march
Went outward with the tide.
Washington Post
BBoNsoN-Does your baby talk yet?
Squildig-Yes, but you can't understand
word he says.
Bronson-Well, he will do nicely for a train
guard.-Hdrper's Bazar.
A DISTINGUISHED DIVINE recently remarked
that the heresy of to-day may become the
orthodoxy of tomorrow " II this is true to-
morrow has the promise of more than the usual
quantity of orthodoxy. -IndidndpO1iS Journal
I'VE have no use for bear stories," said the
editor. Our readers demand something
spicy"
Well said the man with the manuscript,
this story is about a cinnamon bear. "-Indiun-
GpOtts Journal.
SENIOR PARTNER-We have now 100 men, and
each costs on the average $1,000 year. Would
like to save ON that.
Junior Partner-Ah, got good idea! Discharge
all of them and we will save 100000 year.
Jeicelers' Circular.
A HIGH PARSONAGE, on visiting a small coun-
try place, asked the Sindaco:
How is it that all the children go bsrefooted
in this neiRhborhood?N
"Beg your pardon, Excellenza they are born
SO. Motto Per Ridere.
TAKING THE CoNcEIT OUT OF HIM.-"How do
you like my new suit, Maria? All wool and a
yard wide, eh?n said old Binks.
Yes, that's the trouble returned Mrs. b.
TITS yard wide, and you amt more than
twenty four inches acrost. "-HdrDer's Bazaar.
NElGHBoR WoMAN--For the lands sakel I
didn't suppose you needed money bad enough
to make you fill your house with boarders.
Farmer Greatacres-Didn't need no money at
all. But got to keep them city kin O. mine off
the place some how or other Indianapolis
journal.
Mr.. REEDER-Don't you find much enjoyment
in reading Shakespeare, Mrs. Shadmind?
Mrs Shadmind-To a certain extent yes. ]
| think. though, he would have made his works
| of much more interest to us if he had intro
| duced some of our great Americans in his plays.
| Boston Courier.
EDUCATED PIG-There was some excitement
up in the curio hall last night after the show.
| framed Canary-Wha nat was lty
Educated Pig-The Circassian girl dropped
| her wig and the two-headed man had 1ght
| with himself TO see which side of him should
pick up the wig Minneapolis Journal.
DID you tell that man I'd gone to San Fran.
CISCO as l told you TO, james,
Yes, sir. told him you started this morn
| ing"
That's good boy. And what did he saw"
| He wanted TO know when you'd BE- back and
| | told him After lunch, Sir. Hdrper'S Bdzar.
| WIFE-Oh. oh! Here is an adve. tisement of
a new fur-trimmed cloak.
| Husband-Great heavens! What do YOU
want a fur-trimmed cloak now for? Amt 1t
| hot enough for you?
| Wife-Yes. But it wouldn't be If you should
send me up into the White mountains.-CLoak
ReUietc
| AT BAR HARBoR.-Miss Passee-Don't YOU
| think that this talk about seaside engagements
is all nonsense. Mr.. Youngnoodle?
| Mr. Younguoodle-Ay, do you think soY
| Miss Passee-Yes. Johnny dear ito her
| young brother), please stop that noise
| Johnny-Tm only playin' wild yer bag of en-
| gagement rings -tJetCeter s CIreI ar.
A YOUNG LADY in this city propounded to her
pastor this question the other day: Doctor
would it be wrong for me to 60 to dancing
| SCHOOL,"
You are a member of the choir, are you
nott' he asked.
II am"
Then q dancing school will not hurt YOU
my child" sighed the good man. Chicdg,
| Tribune.