St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-08-01

to enter the llsts again, although the
doctors had warned him that any over,
exertion on bis part would surely brins
on apoplexy and be fatal. Hoping con.
sequently that the enclosed documents
will meet the majority 9 views, and sun.
ply much felt and needed want In this
parish. respectfully submit to youl
readers . specimen Of our future jour.
nalistic career. Yours ~ ever,
PETER SIMPLE.
THE ALLIANCE AND POLrrICS-A
CHALLENGE.
| "Rice Farm's" arguments have been
knocked all to pieces and scattered to
the four winds Of the universe. He had
erected throne for the Louisiana State
Lottery and tomb for tho sstwin Sis
ters," but the former Was ruthlessly de-
throned to make room for the latter.
"Union," In his wrath, must have his
way while In search of his lost rights.
(Which, under the majority clause in
-, will be - far Oh q every A sR.
f.'s" alter ego, I shall replace the La.
s. L. in ito proper place, recouslgn the
"ststers" 70 their conn, nail 1t secure.
", and II necessary sit down upon IL.
Like "R. F." I also took q double
dose OF the Anti Lottery and Alliance
medicine, swallowed It like man, and
am crying for moro. The good dinner
I had, followed BY the sssmile'' one OF
my friends solicitous for my welfare had
thoughtfully provided beforehand, and
that one Of s'Union's" Anti Lottery
speakers shared with me, livery likely
- IN antilote also,) counteracted tho
evil consequences that ssUnion'' In his
minds eye had In store for Us Pro Lot
teryites.
The sSdoses" neither affected our sys.
tenn nor cuFbed ~ into submission, nor
paEalysed q, - in ssR. Pa" case, he
refused the antidote, you see: II l. a.
ways the case With over-confldent and
headstrong people.) We are bold and
defiant, neither giving nor expecting
quarter. and - ssR. F.'s'' champion
throw down the gauntlet to ssUniou."
ssGood Bro. Rice Farm, let's Be |
friends." Great Scot! do hear ariRhtl |
Do my ears deceive met How can such
. paragon Of virtue and morality a
'Unicn" a1lliate himself to, much less
crave the friendship of one of the
bought pets Of John A. Morris. from
such . monster Of immortality and
lniquity - "R. T." b pictured to be?
By the great silver spoon that rests IN
The Louisiana state Lottery's cornuco-
pia, I really do not zee any other remedy
Tor "R. F." but to cleanse his black
aeece and join tho church! Often have
advised him to do q, and surely On
biz return (if hs ever comes back alive)
10 win do public penance, ehed tears,
'romise 70 defraud neither brother nor
lister, confess to his many misdseds, to
ID lost s'derbies, I" to his acrol,atic fsats
4 rolling down stairs with bottles OF
vine without breaking . single one
they were always On the inside,) and ,
o the numbeEieas pairs Of paatalooas
nd specs that ne busted (they weEs On ]
be outslde,) while enacting the afors- !
aid feats-remains and fragments /
hereof be often carried home - mo
sentoes to his Unsupported, unfogtu- {
ate and much to b pltied family. .
hould ar. r." finally succamh to that
p0plectic stroke he b threatened with, I
nd IN case some philanthrcpic Anti q
pens . subscription list and passes 4
round tho hat IN your diggings for the Z
lief Of HR. F.'s" family, please, Mr.. .
ditor, don't forget our departed 4
lend, but drop In your mite for ssauld {,
Nc syne" 7
''R r." stated that the Alliance Was =
"select organization" I win 90 . n
tile further and ssbeard the lion In his =
IN lair" The Order was originally =
imposed of either carefully picked o1t a,
farming element a material "A
plant a potter's clay. Any farmer b,
Ut the leaders feared would endanger !.
eir chances Of ascending the political a
oder from the Alliance stspping.stone n
- not In demand; any member whoee ..