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The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26
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rather be the whistle or the bell on steam en-
CINE than 10 be one Cf the driving wheels.
The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26

Act on a new nciple-reguia,ing the liver,
stomach and bowels through the ac,Jts. a new
discovery. DR.. Miles Pills speedily cure biious-
Unequalled tor men, women, children. SL.allest,
mildes surest :. ESQ; q sss.:. Samples tree al
II. W. Cushings.
The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26
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The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26

A man never realizes the wealth of inform
alton he doesn't possess till his first child be-
gins TO ask questions.
The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26
Buckien's .4rnica Saiue.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chiolains Corns' and all skin
Eruptons, and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. II is guaranteed to give perfect salts
action, or money refunded. Price p cents per
ho1. For sale by Roland T. Pstten.
The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26

Remember, Guaranteed to
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The Somerset reporter., 1891-03-26

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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27
CHRONIC MALARIAL
Diseases---PeriodicaI Neuralgia
Caused by MaIarial Poison.
The Greatest Remedy Of the Age for Fever and
Ague, ChilIs and Fever, and All of the
Irregular Forms of MalariaI Diseases.
Extract from a Lecture By Dr. S. B. Hart
man. Columbus, Ohio.

Malarial headache Tor hemicranial is a
pain extending above the eyebrows around
the head, with regular intervals, coming Oh
about l or p. m, growing more severe
from 4 to 5 p. m, and finally disappears
after shutdown. 1t may occur in the morn
ing, oNat noon, and in some cases at sun
rise, Increasing until noon, gradually dis
appearile in the afternoon. giving per-
feet intel mission during the night.
MalariaA neuralgia generally attacks one
side of the tRce or head, either the temple
or above ond EYE. The regular appearance
and disappear nce Of the neuralgia is pre-
cisely the SAY e as in othsrforms Of ma
renee rel ICE and distss Ct intssssl q relief. It
may also attack aky ot5ef part Of the body
face, teeth, shEldG, muscles of the
chest, ETC., etc. WI Aever a pain is caused
by malaria it has eli er a distinct interlnis-
sion, as in intermiJ enA fever, or remis.
sion, as IN REMIT 1t feSG.
who was complaj hing Of Nest excruciating
pain Of her riglt knee, whieG returned at
p. m. and contidh bed With great severity till
6 p. M, gradually lessening, entirely ceasing
at 10 p. m, ret lrning the next day at Q p.
m. This had been going on for two months
without cessation. She had been treated
with quinine in small and large doses had
cut and biistered the knee; used electricity
and many varieties of liniments. twas a typ
ical case of malarial neuralgia Of the knee.
] ordered her to take, during the intermis
sion, wineglassful of Pe-ru-na every two
hours until four doses were taken, after
which tablespoonful every hour during
the remainder of the intermission. until the
time for the next spell has passed. And
when the disease stopped tablespoonful
every two hours during the day for ten or
fifteen days, or until the cure should be GER
tain to be permanent. This treatment is
exactly what would advise in all Of the
above-prescribed cases. 1t will cure every
case. Also in all cases of chills and fever
or other malarial diseases when there is a
distinct intermission. In cases of indistinct
malaria, without any positive chill or fever,
Pe-ru-na should be taken as directed on the
bottle.
For complete treatise on Malaria. Chills
and Fever and Ague, send for The Family
Physician No. l. Sent free by The Peruna
Medicine Company, Columbus, Ohio.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

ter it-make woman your president, and
then stupid old England, which is wise
enough to be ruled by a queen, will no
longer go you one better in our boosted
liberty-for one sex only!''
The sharp-featured orator, oratoress. or
oratriX, sat down amid a storm of applause
and merriment.
The chairman now announced that Mr..
Blobbe would favor the audience with one
of his brilliant orations. He was raptur-
ously welcomed, and after carefully OPEN
ing out his voluminous typewriter manu-
script, he began:
Il greet you, my beloved compatriots,
with sentiments of deep-rooted regard.
[Great applause. In the few brief thoughts
l have hastily jotted down during my drive
to this meeting, l shall"
"A tremendous uproar here completely
drowned the orators voice. The sudden
appearance of Blarnaby on the stage reused
the audience to fever heat of excitement.
Blobbe accepted the inevitable, and sat
down with his sublimest effort smothered
in its birth. He, at least, did not share the
surprise of Lady Ossulstone that gentle
man of Blarnaby's eminence should conde
scend to the poor device of late arrival to
stimulate enthusiasm. He had been used
as stool-pigeon much too often to chafe at
the rudeSt Snub
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27
Now First Published.)
: CNowF First
D OIL L A r OC r A G Y:
An American Story.

Br A NEW HAND.

by everybody. Let US Join in singing this
pretty verse:
Blest is the man whose cup Success
Fills from the nations store,
He does not like his country less,
But loves his Party more.
Loud cheers.
The chairman now introduced the cele-
brated Mrs. DR.. O'Clam, who adjusted her
eyeglasses while the audience cheered. She
said, in part:
Ladies and gentlemen appear before
you as politician, q woman, and an
O'Clam! r Don't be a clam, and cheers.
AS political worker believe in my party !;
as a woman 1 believe in Mr.. Blarnaby: and
as an O'Clam l am prrr-oud of my country !!
(which is it'll 1 am proud of Dewitt NJ.
Blarnaby, too! Tremendous cheers. He
does not limit patriotism to any one coun-
try. Cheers. He believe, and we all be-
lieve, in the greatest good of the greatest
number prolonged applause). and the
greatest number is number one! Laugh
ter. Look what he did for the Polish ped
dlers-didn't he get them a free license to
sell cotton suspenders at silk prices9
[Cheers. Hasn't he promised the Samoan
refugees one office among every hundred
who get naturalized in the first month";
That's the kind Of government we want,
and only one other improvement would bet
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

man, my friends, and am proud Of IL
GOOD, good! And ] can appealt TO the peo-
pie of this country on my claim of kinship
as well as political sympathy. My grand
father was Knickerbocker. who married
New Highlander. my mother was Tippe-
rary girl and my father Highlander, ara
was born right rhere in the old English
quarter of New York City. Ten minutes
franctic cheering.] If am not represent
alive American citizen who isf Laughter.
| worked my way from the forge to the cab
met. 1 know every link in the social
chain. 1t has been my delight to present
art galleries to my work people and clubs
"a voice, 80 Pinkerton's men to hit 'em
WITH noise and Interruption, and have
built clubs for their social recreation. /
need not remind this intelligent au-
dience that there are bad times in every
trade. Wages rise and fall by law of ma
ture l'trustS' which must be submitted to.
As capitalist, my friends, believe in big
monopolies,' and laughterl conserving it in
a shy bird. and if You strike at it too often
YOU will frighten it away-['to enjoy itself
abroad'l. What we want. we laborers and
capitalists, is peace and prosperity.
We live in world of give
and take. and if You'll give
me your support in November II, take care
of your interests. Loud applause. And
now, a word upon the political issue before
US. We believe in a great country, the
foremost in the universe. [Cheers.] Our
resources are almost unlimited, but they
need to be developed. More capital and
more labor must be thrown into the soil.
Every hungry belly is danger TO the ma
ton; every contented wage-earner is pill
lar of the state. Politics comes down to
this at last,,an the party to which we be
long recognizes this great truth clearly. and
we say-let US find work for the people and
our country will become an earthly para
disc. Loud cheers. We propose to do
even-handed justice to all. We must show
the inferior nations of the earth
taat the eagle spreads her wings
over the oppressed of every land,
and is ready to stick her talous into
tyrants wherever they may Cypress the
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

The platform people were in a terribls
state. Hall Of the front row had slipped
out Quietly, Blarnaby and Blobbe among
the first 10 go. t'otheringham was stormins
away in fearful rage at slim figure who
trembled in expectation of violent assault
This was not John Blacksmith. 1t was
Fotheringham' dear friend Hiram l.
Dicker
By-and-bye the enemy's flags were reduc.
ed in number, but a strong phalanx Of them
gathered in a prominent spot and detiei
dispersion. Then their war-song began 10
rise in iubilant tones, and as it was joined
in BY the scattered forces in every quarter
its brisk music filed the place. They flung
leaflets around, one of which reached the
box where Lady Ossulsrone and friends
surveyed the scene with no little alarm.
Hogg got hold of the paper. and calling them
to the back of the box ne read it with
gusto. but could scarcely get through it for
laughing.
Here's diamond cut diamond Trick.
sters foiled by tricksters. You have heard
the professional politician expound his
principlesr now listeu to the professional
laboc-champion preach his gospel"
DOWN WITH THE IDLE CAPITALIST
Up WITH HIS ToulSG SLAVES!
What's the good of liberty
II IL doesn't make You free
To strike the golden letters OF bosSf
For OF wealth he's but the slave.
And our duty is TO save
It's poor victims-so that we gain by their loss
Tramp. tramp, tramp, the boys are marching,
The golden land of Caanar is their goal
Where they II grab the milk and honey
And the mountain heaps OF money
Which old Dives from their father Lazarus
stole
What are brains and Colds and lands
Compared with horny hands:
What's flower, matched against its native
sod:
An architects fool
To the wielder of a tool
And the bricklayer and carrier OF the bod
Strike, strike. strike. the boys are strikingi
Our demands no longer capital shall shirk,
If the masters don't disgorge
Well help EN- TO, by George,
And there shant De any men 10 90 the work.
Lady Ossulstone and her friends Went
home just before the gas was suddenly put
out, which turned the fighters into tanned
seekers after the liberty TO cultivate fra,
ternity. equality, and beer.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

working man! [Cock-crowing and cheeE.
These are my political principles, subjecfto
modification by the ever-changing circthha
stances of the moment; but never, NEVER
will falter in my allegiance to our greaS
and glorious party and its leaders, of whom
| am permitted to be the proud standard
bearer
There was less applause at the close than
at the beginning of the Grafton, but the az
dience was physically exhausted. 1t &as
pronounced to be a magnificent and states-
man-like exposition of the party's tfo-
gramme.
When the orator took his seat one of DE
audience MADE his way to the front of tbs
stage as if to speak. Several of the COM
mittee used every effort short of force to
prevent him, whereupon there We're loud
cries of "Let him speak!" ''Hear him, -,
ETC., raised all over the place. A word from
Blarnaby secured the man hearing,f ~
which there was loud applause ,s45defe-
newed excitement. Stepping to the front
he began:
Friends and fellow-citizens. Name,
nameHl My name is John Blacksmith, and
I'm an old hand in Mir. Blarnaby's old
foundry. Cat this everybody cheered de-
ightedly, Blarnaby leading off, Mr.. Blar-
naby is too modest man to ell you all he
has done for us. l tell you all-he has
done for us Che repeated, with curious
eiupuaSlS, dI WHICH luc plutlOTln 1OlkS
looked puzzled). He has given US gifts and
lowered our wages; he cuts a shine as 4
swell, and"
Before he could get another word out
half dozen of the badgers had hauled him
behind the wings and everybody was stand
ing up shouting and shaking their fists.
Another man with stentorian lungs started
an Grafton from the front seat in the bal
bony. He was heard to say:
Hes deSpot, monopolist, a schemer;
there's no politics here; it's money-grab-
bling game; they're all paid, or expect to be
paid, out of the plumber! Gail this public
meetinga / say we workingmen are being
fooled out of our money and our rights, and
say it's damnation shamer' 4
By this time he too was collared from L.
hind, and in the scrimmage he and one If
Lis captors were hurled over the balcoNy
upon the heads of the excited crowd beloS.
As if by magic there popped up lot of banA
ners all over the place, some with notices
and some all red. You could here and there
make out the words: Down with Capital
istic Tyranny!'' ''Give the Laboring Man
his Rights!'' "To He'll with Monarchs,,
Monopolists and Millionairesl' -.
A smart battle sprang up around eafhof
these banners. 1t was seer to be skaIse of
the enemy. Socialism and almost every
other ism had got foothold in the camp.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

After the band had exhausted its wind
the chairman arose and presented the hero
of the occasion with garland of laurel,
richly interviewer with gilt tassels and red,
white and blue satin bows, the Offering of
the committee:
81 present you, sir, with this token of our
admiration of your many virtues and tai
ents in anticipation of the glorious victory
you are going to achieve. Great cheer
ing Mr. Blsrnaby. my friend, is known
to US too well to need any Introduction from
me, nor need 1 refer to his claims upon the
gratitude of his country. As the employer
of some thousand of hands a voice: bodies
and mind THANK you, that's what l in
tended to say-he has given vast sums vol
UNFAIRLY in philanthrepic efforts to improve
their condition. How about reduced
wages?'l He has spent his brains. time,
and money In clarifying himself'] to pro-
mote the industries by which you live, and
he is now developing plan by which the
country at large will be the gamer. Where
will you find candidate with anything like
the solid claims which Mr.. Blarnaby has,
claims which will carry him to victory,
fame, and immortal honor as the heaven
sent Moses who has led a triumphant
democracy to the Canaan where wealth will
be equally shared by all" Terrific ap
plause and waving Of handkerchiefs.
During Mr.. Fotheringham's remarks
there were signs of dissent in various quar-
tiers. Two men who calculated awkward
remarks were promptly hustled out by
burly fellows who wore badges. Elsie
asked whether this was supposed to be a
free meeting of citizens, and was told by
Mr.. Winslow that so it was-perfectly free
for everybody who stayed to agree, OF
agreed to stay away.
When the tumult that greeted Blarnaby
as he arose to speak had subsidized, he placed
the wreath on his brow for On instant and
then set it on the pile of floral hofse-shoes
and Tyres which had been sent as sppropri-
ate symbols for the occasion. He spoke
partly as follows:
Il win not thank you my good friends,
for this glorious expression Of your devo-
ton to me- You Ho9N moi wish to be
thanked for doing youf kty to ysef coun-
try, to your best fSien1s. endto yqa9pslIes.
No! mol That il whAtWSare q 400
night TODD, and can SeS th6kvS IS to
do it Loud cheerAl Eo6 secH va ez-
pect mote say ssmethiaS sbput ryseh I
make s. ruls = spcaf "a that which
know AsstGboik Well, IN se.f-maae
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

long enough to 60 about the largest hat.
These wells are shown in imitation and real
point, in applique and in black Spanish,
and whoever wants to give an extensive IA
vor at cotillion can select the real lace in
this shape and present it to Mademoiselle
Rose, Blanche or Lily.
MEN AND THEIR TROUSERS. -
I was reading an old-fashioned book the
other day, and whenever the hero met the
heroine he stopped down and kissed her
hands. OF course, 1t is fair to suppose that
her hand was immaculate, but we doubt il
we could find even if all hands were immac-
ulate sufficient number If men to kiss our
hands. They would be too dead afraid OF
creasing their trousers. The soul of the
average man is given over to trousers.
There is no denying that. He comes to you
at an afternoon affair and he is your
brother or your cousin, and he says: Chow
do they lookl" And you stare at his scarf
and. pin and you say: They're lovely
ch aSd Se saVs r ae rruy
''What are you talking about? There amt
any emeralds on them.'' Then you think
he means his sleeve links, and you say:
swell, Charley, their pure whiteness Is
entrancing" And he looks at you for
minute or two, and he says: Are you color
blindl mean my trousersm You look as
looked meekl-and you say: "Well, Char
ley, they fit very nicely. There's such
pretty crinkle in them" and Charley walks
away saying women don't know anything
about anything. And the smart girl who
meets him says to him, in a Priscilla-like
manner: "Oh, Mr.. Charles, hope you
won't think it horribly immoiest in me, but
I think the cloth that your trousers are
made of is the loyeliest l have ever SEEM"
and Charley beams, and is that girls slave
forever.
IT ISN'T WORTH THE WHILE.
How can you get anybody your slave for
evera
First, by saying the right thing in the
right place.
BY ignoring every cross word, every ugly
look and every tiresome speech
By liking what they like
BY thinking what Their think, and by liv-
ing as they live.
But if you do this won't you be q bit of
slave yourself2 That's 1t, my friend.
The game isn't worth the candle. We
want to yell out that Americans never shall
be slaves, mingle it with the "Star Span
gled Banner' and the 'tMarseillaise, so
that whatever our color or speech may be
we are free at least l hope you are.
know one woman who is and her name is
RAR
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27
Make a Banana Peel Itself.

A trick which works on a simple prin-
eiple is to make banana peel itself. To
do this all that is wanted is bottle, ripe
banana and bit of paper wet with alco-
hoL Light the paper and drop it into this
bottle. When the air in the bottle is well
heated set the banana on end on top and
let it do the rest itself; as the air on the in
side cools of and contracts the outside
pressure pushes the banana down into
the bottle until it has drawn itself out Of
its skin.-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27
An Ide. for a PanAo,d...

Here is pretty and new idea for pen
holder: Take goose quill, or a chicken
feather, if it is large enough, and dip it
into dye of a delicate pale lavender.
Paint pansies Of different shades of purple
upon the quill. Take it to q jeweler and
have him tip the end with a small silver
casing to hold the pen. This makes pen
holder that is exceedingly odd and one
not apt to be duplicated.-New York Ad-
verfiSer
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

Young ladies ould remember that tet-
terine cures pinhl les an1Sh eruptions Of
the face, neck and 4uickly and perma-
nently. All druS0S SO cents. By mail
by ]. T. Shuptri g. Ap., Savannah, Ga.
H. WNILLIAMs & Co.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-09-27

Elijah KAogg, the ps6 who wro..
"Spartacus I'd khe Gla1tors" and "Regu-
lus to the Garth lans," once SO famil-
la to every sch6Ul hoy, is living in Harps-
well, Me. HIS aNlergyman, eighty-one
years old, and even nd breaches OCCASION
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1891-09-09
Ser 1tsneitc uSr1lit !"
Gine Spniclioirnns aucr sa,riftgiebereiem
oes Sanocs ourd, elm eugiiIdlcs sgnoifat.

GbteagO, 8. Septembcr. Ginem
hieiigen OtOrgenblatte suiolse peroen
binnen "a Stuuoen llnterbanblunaen
gum slbltlulle sebrad)t perocn, Inn einen
Sbriftsiebereiz Srult" AT biloen. Die
Sewc9nns sebt pon einem en9liiden
SpnOlfat aus, ipeldes Elm &apltal BON
$1S,OO0.O0O beiist. 9lQe beoeutcnoercr
Sdrlft9ieBereien bes Sanoes nit weniz
gen ausnabnlen werOen in Dem y Srult"
elugeldlonen, unO sic fleineren Gtabltlz
lcmsnts iollen aus Dem Gei6dIt psrz
bran9t weroen. Sn allen 9roBen Staoz
ten wirb mum bic s3abl ser Sdriitz
9ieBereten auf Elm Otlnlmum bel6rduz
fen; 9tewsYorf wirb wahrldeinlld orci
baben, Chicago, Ybilaoelpbia uub Soz
ton ie srpei, Baltimore, Cincinnati unS
ct. SouiS ie cine, pGbrenO bieienlseu in
&an laSzGitp, GleuelanS, ct. Baul uno
Buffalo san5lid scldloTen werOen 'Olz
len.
ct. Souis, s. Scpt.-0ie @ez
amten Ser bieiigcn rGentral>" uno Der
st. Coulter SdbriftgicBersi" bsitatiscn
Die 9tadridt aus Chicago, OaB Elm
rSrul i" ooer eine Combination gsbilbet
weroeu io1. Der Ylan lit Der namlide,
wie oer bet ber griinoun9 Oe5 3uderz
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6irmen werOen ibr @issntbum abidats
sen uno, uadbem Die Gtabliilements
couiolioirt lporoen iino, tbren slntbeil
III Iftien empiausen.