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The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26
August.
Flower

Perhaps you do not believe these
statements concerning Green's Au-
gust Flower. Well, we can't make
you. We can't forceconvictiou In
to your head or med
Doubling icine into youx
throat. We done
Thomas. want to. The money
is yours, and the
misery is yours; and until you are
willing to believe, and spend the one
for the relief of the other, they will
stay so. John H. Foster, I123
Brown Street, Philadelphia, says!
my wife is a little Scotch woman
thirty years of age and of a naturally
delicate disposition. For FIVE or six
years past she has been suffering,
from Dyspepsia. She
Vomit became so bad at last
that she could not sit
Every Meal. down to a meal but
she had to vomit it
as soon as she had eaten it. Two
bottles of your August Flower have
cured her, after many doctors failed.
Sheca now eat anything, and enjoy
it; and as for Dyspepsia, she does not
know that she ever had it." Q
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26
KANSAS RAILROADS

A Rock Island freight train, consist
ing of ten cars loaded with tea and silk.
made the run from Goodland to Phil
lipsburg, including stops, in two honrs
and forty.eight minutes. At one time
Of this remarkable fast running, eighty
four miles was made in ninety.two
minutes.
st. Joseph, Mo.-A circular has been
issued from the general Offices of the
Atchison. Topeka & Santa Fe railroad
company, announcing that ST. Joseph
will be made one OF the terminal points
OF the eastern division of that line.
Heretofore the eastern division Of the
Santa Fe extended from the Missouri
river to Emporia, and Atchison and
Kansas City were the eastern terminal
points. The Chicago division extended
from Atchisou and Kansas City to Chi
caeo. On and after November IS all
freight crews on the eastern division
will run from St Joseph and Kansas
City to Emporia. Those that formerly
ran out OF Atchison in either direction
will b compelled 10 remove to this city
and al extra rolling stock formerly
kent ct Atehison Will b brought here
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A FRENCH geOlogist has made a
careful calculation of the amount of
solid matter carried from the surface
OF the land into the oceans of the
earth, and has reached the conclusion
that at the rate it is going it will take
only $500, 600 years for all the land
to slide off into the water. 1t will be
seen, therefore, that that real estate
company in Chicago which has been
selling lots located at the bottom of
the lake is only little premature.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A young man recently rode across
the railroad bridge in New Bruins.
wick, N. J.. on bycicle on q single
plank. The bridge is fifty feet high
and 900 feet long, and had a train
come on the bridge the man would al
most certainly have been killed. The
1oolhardy youth refused to give his
name, though the Waterman detained
him for an hour, hoping an of'cer
would appear.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

Taking butter from milk
was known in the earliest
times. 1t was left for our
time to make a milk of cod
liver oil.
Milk, the emulsion of but
ter, is an easier food than
butter. SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil is an easier food
than cod liver oil. 1t is rest
for digestion. 1t stimulates,
helps, restores, digestion;
and, at the same time, sup
plies the body a kind of
nourishment it can get in no
other way.
SCOTT BOVINE. Chemists. ,.s South 9Th Avenue,
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion of cod liver
ou-al Druggists everywhere do, 81.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

ST. JOSEPH, Mo-, has developed a
new industry that may become as
profitable and common as the pastime
OF train robbing that Its distinguished
citizens, the James boys, once fol-
lowed. A brace of nervy st. Joe cit
liens have just gone through a hotel
and robbed Office safe, clerk, bar
keeper and guests. 1t was done 50
quietly and gentlemanly, but with
such mastery skill, that the citizens
are asking If the Youngers are re-
turned to town.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A CLERGYMAN who smokes saws he
looks upon his cigar as safety-valve
for the escape Of little worldly
smoke and gaseOusness that are better
set free than allowed to gather
enough force to explode and scatter
things" If he is careful always to
smoke good cigars the excuse may be
allowed. Otherwise it must be waved
aside.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

The cOnsummation Of madness is
to do what, at the time of doing it,
we intend to be afterward sorry for;
the deliberate and intentional making
of work for repentance.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26
STOCK AND FARM.

Upwards of 5000 sheep are being fec
in the neighborhood of Agra, Phillips
county.
Richfeld Monitor Republican: J. E
NARROW and James Walker have 40(
acres of wheat in. They will put in al
least 200 acres mora before they finish
Wyandotte Sun: A. Reyes is put.
ting up his winter apples. He has
about 1000 bushels OF Wine Sap, Mis-
souri, Pippin, Ben Davis, Rome Beauty
and Smith Cider. He also had q large
crop OF peaches, cherries, plums, rasp-
berries and blackberries.
Santa Fe Monitor: James Ellison,
of Arapahos township had twenty acres
OF broom corn this year which he has
just finished harvesting. He will have
about SIX tons, which, at $50 per ton
will make $3.50. He hasn't paid out u
dollar for putting ont or taking care
of the crop, and the proceeds will buy
as nice a farm as any person would
want in this county.
Hazleton Express: J. G! Fullerton
leased his farm five miles northwest,
the past season. The lessee put in
seventy acres of wheat and forty acres
of sod corn. Mr. Fullerton has already
$3.50 for his third of the wheat
crop. and the forty acres of corn will
yield at low estimate thirty bushels
per acre, or 1900 bushels; 400 bushels
Of corn at IS cents (present price) per
bushel will give him $40 more; an
income of $50 from one-third of ITO
acres.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

TwOvERY important pieces of news
have recently come out in Wisconsin.
First we were informed that the
original draft of the State Constitu-
ton is missing, and now comes the
information that a brindle COW at
Peewaukee has swallowed her cud,
and between the two it is difficult to
say which is the more important.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

WHAT! Must a simple, innocent
snOre divide man and wife, and bring
about the dread decree of dire di-
vOrce' So it would seem, if we were
to judge exclusively by the case of a
Brooklyn man, w.o professed that he
could not endure his wife's snore. Out
upon him for a selfish husband!
Could he bear the coarse yell of the
midnight ferryboat, the clangor of the
fire engines bell. the blood-curdling
shrek of the horse-car conductors
whistle, yea, even the caterwouling of
the feline sweet-singer saluting the
dawn from the back fence; and could
not stand the snoring of his weary
spouse? If he would escape condem-
nation let him hasten to make peace
with the fair dame, and to esteem a
little snoring now and then a genteel
accomplishment.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

JAY GOULD is hard working phil
anthropist. ''He himself has said
it," and that should be convincing.
The poor man has lost health, sleep.
and happiness trying to rescue rail-
roads from hard straits. In fact he
has lost everything worth having
except the trifling matter of money.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

ling. The inventor has an important
gun in use, and is regarded as prac-
tical man. The more horrible the
enginery of destruction, the less oc-
casiOn there will be for it.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A PROMINENT New York Woman
Suffragist talks about ''women's en-
joying the right of franchise" If
they do that they have compassed
something which is not within the
limits of the power of men. Think
of men fighting for suffrage because
they should "enjoy' it!
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

AMELIE RIvEs-CHANEER's new book
is having a large sale, Mr.. Cables
novel is great success, and the
profits of a bOOkmaker at Lexington,
KY, for the season are $32, 900.
Southern literature evidently is in a
very flourishing condition.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A MAN about to make q speech in
public should bear in mind that his
speech will be read as we'll as heard
and that to be read with complacency
It must be truthful and sensible all
through.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A DENVER man is Oh his way to
Africa to search for the mines whence
Solomon and the Queen of Sheba drew
their wealth. 1t makes Denver real
proud to have all the world learn that
she has citizen who has heard of
Solomon,
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

THERE is a SacredneSS in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness,
but of power. They speak more elo-
quently than a Thousand tongues.
They are the messengers of over
whelming grief, Of,deep contrition, of
unspeakable love.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

THE action of German guara IN
compelling Chicago tourists to fetch a
bucket of water and some soap nd
scrub his name off the base of a ia
nous monument where the wretchcd
man had written it made ''the pun
ishment fit the crime'' in a capital
manner. 1t is pity that our law
officers cannot do the same with de-
facers of natural scenery and scrib-
blers of autographs in public places.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

How DIFFERENTLY people look at
things! In Germany it is a misde-
meanOr to allude to the Emperor's
beard; in Turkey they swear by the
beard Of the Prophet. But then the
Prophet had beard worth swearing
by, while the Emperor's beard is
hardly worth swearing at.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

JAY GOULD is not, strictly speak
ing, a popular man, but if it SHOULD
please Heaven to call him hence his
funeral would be largely attended.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

A PHILADELPHIA man is suing a
street car company for 81, 900 damages
because there happened to be a tack
on the seat of car when he sat
down. There is nothing that so ag-
grieves Philadelphia as to have
to get up in a hurry when fairly
seated,
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

THE French army authorities are
understood to be giving some atten-
ton to the aerial machine invented
by Mr.. Maxim for the hurting of de-
structives down upon the enemy. The
elects anticipated from it are start.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

THE best of us being unfit TO die,
what an inexpressible absurdity it is
to put the worst of us to death.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

The doctors arc discussing the
question whether the epidemic Ia
grippe will return this winter. The
weight of testimony is that it is not
likely to be severe. <'The microbes Of
la grippe live and thrive in arctic
cold," says q wise writer, and ''the
long, hot summer has been the best
possible agent to destroy the germs"
Such diseases, however, have to wear
out gradually. La grippe will likely
be fixture among diseases for years
to come.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

State Mine Inspector Stswalt reports
increased activity IN the mines Of south.
eastern Kansas. About two-thirds of
the coal mined N The state u taken
ftom The mines OF Oheeokse and Crav.
ford eountisa Many new mines ace
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

THERE is a liberal education in
common sense in the experience :of a
Chicago embezzler, who was tracked
to his lair by the odor of the peculiar
and permeating perfume with which
he was wont to scent his raiment,
and, being discovered, was entrapped
by aid of a photograph of himself
with the head of his inamorata re-
Ginning upon his manly chest. If the
melancholy experience of this preda-
tory individual shall teach other
though less errlng men to avoid loud
perfumes and sentimental photo
graphs he will not have sinned in
vain.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

AFTER all the denials from England
in regard to the reported naval dem
onstration on the Island of Nifty
lene, an English official report now
gives the details of the incident and
declares that the maneuvers were
carried on by permission of the Turk
ish authorities; that guns were landed
and mining operations undertaken
and successfully completed. As
Turkey has also insisted that she had
no knowledge of the affair, there ap-
pears to have been exercised a con-
siderable economy of the truth in re-
ference to the matter.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26
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The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

The bicycle is to play prominent
part in coming military campaigns,
and, in conjunction with those other
sprightly inventions, the telephone
and the photograph, may be expected
to reNolutionize warfare. England
has made liberal use of the bicycle in
mounting ambulance men, scouts. RI
flemen, and light artillery men. Evil
IDENTIFY there is no hope that the dex-
ferrous bicyclers will supercede caval-
ry, for Europe's armies are getting in
crease of horsemen every year.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

Kennedy's Medical Discover
cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep
Seated Ulcers of 40 years
standing, Inward Tumors, and
every disease of the skin, ex-
cept Thunder Humor, and
Cancer that has taken root.
Price $1.5o. Sold by every
Druggist in the u. S. end
Canada.
The Globe-republican., 1891-11-26

The expenses of the Topeka asylum
for October we're $9,42438; those O:
the Osawatomie asylum, Sc, 3O3, SO, and
the reform school, $1,65385.
General Manager Clark. of the Mis-
souri, Pacific, has notified the railroad
commissioners that the company will
comply with the order of the board in
building depot at Harrison, Anderson
county.
The game of football between the
Kansas state university and Washburn
college was played on the Washburn
college grounds and resulted in q victo.
~ for the university with the score of
80 to 10.
The county treasurers are beginning
to pay the interest on the school dis
trict tonds due January LIST, 1892 The
notices Of this payment were only sent
out on the 10th, and The promptness
with which the various counties are re-
spending looks we'll for the states pros
perity.
The Chicago, Rock Island 4 Pacific
Railway company has filed it's annual
report with the state board Of railway
The earnings Of the
road in Kansas for the year ending
June 80, 1891. were 50, 1892, 500. so, and
the taxes paid in the state OF Kansas in
the same time amounted to S2O7, 7lc.46.
The surplus from operation for the
year was e2s, 612.S3. The company de-
clared dividends during the year aggre-
gazing 41.846,232.
Prot. Henry Worrall met with pain
full accident An addition 10 being
erected to his home at us Polk street,
and Mr.. Worral, in the cellar Of the
house. stepped on q board, through
which nail OF the large wire variety
had been driven from the under side.
The nail passed through the sole OF his
shoe and almost entirely through the
loot. The nail was fortunately not
rusty. and no serious results are antici- |
pated, although he viii probably b |
to his homo By lamsnsss for
several daya
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30

a collision between excursion
trains occurred at st. Mardo, in which
a large number of persons were killed
wrecked, Both trains were returning
from n musical festival at Fontcnoy
The second train crushed into the
preceding train before The latter had
left ST. Mandc station. The guard
van and three rear carriages Of the
first train were wrecked and caught
fire from gas, Tho injured occupants
were shreking in despair and tho
other passengers hurriedly left the
train ana assisted IN eXtricating the
victims. The soldiers also aided the
fire brigade to quench the flames and
rescue the sufferers. Most Of the
dead victims are legless, limbs having
been crushed of through tho tanning
together Of the seats, Fully 1000
onloOkers were at the scene The
driver and fireman OF the second train
were burned alive. After the crash
the train caught fire and the unfoltu-
mates who were wedged in the debris
"'l' SlbN IOdHl'Ais nv 'HRlllt VI
the rear train telescoped the last three
ears OF the train ahead. Instantly the
reservoir which was stored with gas
exploded with terrific force and the
wreckago caught fire. 1t now APP
pears that in addition TO the other
horrors Of the collision the death by
drowning of many Of tho imprisoned
passengers is 10 be added. Forty
minutes elapsed before the pompiors
were able TO obtain water, When,
however they did so they poured tor
rents upon tho wreck and seemed
utterly unaware that they were drown
ing the half roasted people whom they
were trying to rescue. An awful
spectacle Is presented ut the town hall
Of st. Mandc, where the charTcd and
terribly dishgured bodies Of the dead
lie in rows upon the floor. OF some
Of the corpscs there remains little
more than II heap of cindcrs. An
official statement OF the dead and
wounded in the railway accident places
the number Of dead at forty-throe and
OF injured at nineteen.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
Tho Iowa Contest.

The democrats propose to introduce
the saloon; the republicans to keep
1t out. 10 remains for the voters To
decide which policy they will support.
IL cannot be that intelligent Christian
men will vote TO rehabllitate the sa-
loon! They will SO vote il they vote
tho democratic ticket, and n vote for
the third party ticket will have prac-
tlcally the same result. Now is the
time for the friends of temperance to
show their colors and rally to tho
support of tho party that gave the
state prohibition aud against the party
whose administration has tended to
break IL down. Iowa Is still free; let
her be kept free. Tho republican
party ought to win this fall. IL has "a
good ticket, n good platform and
good cause. New York Independent.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
MIGHTY POOR SOLDIERS.
a Battalion OF the English Army
Refuses to Obey its Officers.

The London Truth prints another
startling story of mutiny in the British
army, which il claims occurred in the
Second battalion Of Cold stream guard
quartcred at Wellington barracks
near buckingham palace, where in
cidently it furnished the guard OF hon
or during the recent visit of Emperor
William. 1t seems the extra duty
thus neccssltated was far from pleas
ant to the guardsmen. who have long
beer pets OF the British army. After
the departure oil the emperor the
guards expected n day OF freedom
from guard mounting for rocuperating.
The men, however, were ordered to
parade as usual in full marching order.
As result they became sullen and
unmanagcablc, the First and Third
companies at first bluntly refusing TO
parade. The officers of these com
panic5 held hurried consultation and
not liking the prospect OF term OF
exile eimilar TO that the second batal-
lion of Genadier Guards was subjected
to at Bermuda, and as u result they
ttSuCu lIle Win bIlt IllNdbsS,
holding up 20 them the prospects OF
Exile from England. The privates
finally sullenly consented to parade,
but their behavior became so glaring-
" insubordinatc that the officers
marched them back to the barracks
and issued an order combining them to
the barracks tor three days as punish
merit. Ten senior privates were also
arrested for the purpose OF trying by
court martial. Thercupon ninety
privatcs barricaded themselves in a
room OF tho barracks and refused to
come out until their ten comrades were
guaranteed the same treatment as the
others.
General Harding was finally called
in and by II judicious speech succeeded
in quoting them. The significance
of tho mutinous sentiment can be
judged when it is understood the
guards are the oldest corps IN the
army with single exception.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
REPUBLICAN TRUTHS.
Democrats And The Pen sion.


Democratic leaders aud tho demo-
cratic press have been repeatedly
challenged OF late to answer the in
Quiry whether or not the democratic
party will repeal tho pension laws II
1t comes into power. This question is
answered by n democratic paper In II
most ambiguous manner, when it says;
"Ihe democratic party will not repca!
any law granting pensions to descry'
ing cd soldiers. II this be the truo
sentiment Of the democratic party,
then u will repeal nothing and all tho
dem)Scano cry about the corruption
aud Extravaganza OF republican lcgis.
lation IN the matter of pensions counts
for SO much wordy effort To create
public sentiment against system
which the democrats will not repeal
II they got into power The pension
laws already provide that mono but
deserving old soldiers, " their widows
and orphans shall receive pensions.
II any democrat knows of any unde-
serving soldier on The pension roll,
the production OF proof TO that effect
would remove him and tho democrat
who knows IL would do u patriotic net
and legal duty in making the exposure,
But that is not the democratic proceed
ure. With over half million names
on tho pension list they tako
fow examples of mon who have been
put on tho roll anjustly rs evidence
that the entire pension list Is fgaudu.
lent aud corrupt. Ii it were SO. then
the pension laws should DO repealed,
and the only course for the democrats
to pursue, to ho consistent with their
wild and reckless donunciation against
the pension laws, would be 10 demand
their repeal, There 10 no halfway
ground.
But their cry OF fraud IN the matter
OF pensions Is bu, another deception
which they are trying To play on the
people, OF course tho democrats will
not repeal tho pension laws, even II
they haye tho power. Democratic
conventions arc altogether too pru'
dent not To try to preserve tho good
opinion of tho old soldiers. This
years platform Of tho Iowa democrats
declares in fovor Of Just, liberal and
equitable" pensions, In other states
they make similar declarations. II Is
safe to say that the democratic leaders
In the various states know the power
OF the old soldiers In politics. They
comprise over onc.tenth Of the voting
population In all tho states and one
iiflh In tho nor,hcrn states. They are
alarmed over the threats OF the domo-
cratic newspapers against tho pen
sion laws and system, and 1t Ia certain
they will not permit tho democratic
party TO como into power until 1t very
clearly defines It's position on pensions
In It's national convention, And even
then, IL IL should endorse tho present
system in all its phases, they would
not trust IL 80 long as tho present anti
pension bowling IL kept up in the
the democratic papers. Burlington
Hnwkoye
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-07-30
That Billion Dollars.

We are rather proud OF that billion
dollars. Tho country Is expanding.
Its needs are greater. There are more
people developing its resources. A
great navy Is building. The demo
Gratis have been crying for II, but they
want IL without cost. on goes the
sugar duty and IA great slice OF income
with it. The democrats have demand
cd It, now they have got IL, aud still
they douounco the republican party
for doing II. Oh WELL what Is tho
the difference? II the billion dollars
hudbcon cut in two the party would
have boon assailed as mean. IL tho
appropriations happen togoa little
ahead OF the previous Congress the
party is eXtravagant. No republican
congress can please the democrats.
Now that the latter are In power, let
us see how they will conduct them
selves. There is but one sub Jet upon
which republicans are agreed. Much
Of the increase comes from pensions.
The figures are enormous, but II tho
party has erred in piling up pensions
II has erred on the side Of generosity,
not Of extravaganza. With this ono
exception It's expenses have been no
more than necessary, and tho fact
that the billion dollar point has been
reached speaks volumes for sho splon-
did prosperity OF the grandest nation
on earth. And let II be remembered
that these appropriations arc made
and no one can tell where DC Is taxed
TO afford the mea9s. Tho Mckinley
bill has not raised prices to any APP
preciable extent. The cost OF cloth
ing was never 30 small. The neces.
sarios Of lifo were never obtained ut
less outlay The country Is happy
and in good financial condition. All
are contented except those democrats
who are hunting for an issue and
CAN'T find one. --Philadelphia En-
ouircr