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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Mr.. Van Pelt, editor OF the Craig, Mo-,
Meteor, went to drug store at Hillsdale,
Iowa, and asked the physician in attend
ance to give him dose of something for
cholera morbus and looseness of the
bowels. He says: 81 felt so much bet
ter the next morning that l concluded to
call on the physician and get him to fix
me up supply of the medicine. l was
surprised when he handed me bottle Of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar.
rh@a Remedy. He said he prescribed il
regularly in his practice and found it the
best he could get or prepare. I can testify
to its efficiency in my case at all events. .
For sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
SnaCilnen Cases.

s. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis, was trou-
bled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his
stomach was disordered, his liver was af-
fected to all alarming degree, appetite fell
away, and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength Three bottles of Electric Bit
ters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg ILL.,, had a
running sore on his leg of eight years
standing Used three bottles of Electric
Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve, and his leg is sound and well.
John Speaker, Catawba, Ohio, had five large
fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was
incurable One bottle Electric Bitters and
one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him
entirely. Sold by A. G, Ireland's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Cholera infantum has lost its terrors
since the introduction OF Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhna Remedy.
When that remedy is used and the treat
ment as directed with each bottle is fol-
lowed, cure is certain. Mr.. A. W. Wal
ter, prominent merchant at Walters
burg, ILL.,, says: "It cured my baby boy
of cholera infantum after several other
remedies had failed. The child was so
low that he seemed almost beyond the
aid of human hands or reach of any medi-
cine" Twenty-Five and so cent bottles
for sale by G. M. Dreamer
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The Athlete at Rest
The athletic undergraduate
Now whiles the hours away
In idleness beneath the trees
While his father pitches hay.
The Pulpit and the Stage.

Rev. F. NJ. Shrout, Pastor United Breth-
rem church, Blue Mound, Kas., says; 81
feel it my duty to tell what wonders DR..
Kings New Discovery has done for me- My
lungs were badly diseased, and my parish
oners thought could live only few weeks,
| took five bottles Of DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry and am sound and well, gaining twenty
six pounds in weight"
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny
Folks Combination writes: after thor
ough trial and convincing evidence, l am
confident Dr. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, beats 'em ALL and cures when
everything else fails. The greatest kindness
can do my many thousand friends is to
urge them to try it." Free trial bottles at
A, G, Ireland's drug store. Regular sizes
SOC. and 81.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
A Champion Truth Teller.

A Champion Truth Teller.
"You are all tanned up" | said to
Brown,
Whom I met on the street to-day;
ooh, yes," he said, r've been out of
town,
Been fishing some miles away"
"And did you catch asplendid string?"
asked as he turned to 20,
And he answered: "Only little
thing"
Three inches in length CT So"
But" | said, "some big ones got
away.
After making bitter fight?"
And he answered: "No, | regret to
say,
That that was my only bite"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

A carpenter, by the name of M.
Powers, fell from the roof Of house in
East Des Moines, Iowa, and sustained a
painful and serious sprain of the wrist,
which he cured with one bottle of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. He says it is worth
IS bottle. 1t cost him so cents. For
sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

General freight and ticket ONCE under the
Capital Hotel, corner of plaza, where all intor-
nation respecting through freight and ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
cts sold. Free elegant new chair cars from Santa
Fe to A,amosa Through Pullman sleepers
between Pueblo, Leadville and Ogden. Passen-
M osa or Saida berths secured bytslegraph.
J. I. HELIX, Gen. Supt.
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He Did Not Know Much.

He Did Not Know Much.
els it farmin' Dennis O'Maley is goin'
ter thry?" Said laboring man.
cit is the same" ,
"Why," rejoined the other scornfully,
she don't know enough about farruming
to plant his feet in the road and raise
DUST"
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Advice to Moth hers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button y
1t is very pleasant to taste. It soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
is the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
G uses. TWENTY-FIVE cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

NFrBoDIsT EPISCOPAL CHURCH.-Lover
Sr,, francisco st. Rev. G. |. Mills, Pas
.s,r. residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, st. R ev.
George G. Smith, Pastor, residence G ar
4"'on Gardens.
CuuRcH OF THE HeLY FAITH Epis-
Il AD.-Upper Palace Avenue. Rev.
= wGrl W. Meany, B. A. (Oxon resi-
l. ace Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CHuRcH.--Near the
I University.
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Chappie and the TRAMP.

Dusty Rhodes-Couldn't you give me a
lift? / have seen better days.
Chappie-I WEAKLY couldn't lift--weak
kidneys, don't you know, but-aw-I
quite agree with you about the weather
beastly day.
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A Modern Serenade.

A Modern Serenade.
When night is roosting on the town,
When noxious sewer gases rise,
look at the electric lights
And dream of your enchanting eyes.
Oh, darling hearken to my song
And from your fourth floor window
peer,
Then I kiss will fling to thee
And 60 content to guzzle beer.
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A Dubious Compliment,

A Dubious Compliment.
She (fishing for a complimentary
you think my voice needs cultivation?
He (anxious to pay her compliment)
Mot at all, net at all. Cultivation
couldn'timprove voice like yours.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
III3 Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.

It's Hard to Get Ahead Of Pat.
'Pat, Pat, you should never hit man
when no is down"
"Begobs, what did worruk 80 hard to
get him down fer?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Mephisto-I am not exerting myself
much about Wanamaker.
Asmodeus-No?
Mephisto-No. He is going at bar
gain anyway, and l have no opposition.
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Danger to the Fair.

Danger to the Fair.
"There is one thing that may prevent a
successful fair in Chicago"
"What is that ?"
"Visitors from foreign lands will be SO
facinated with New York that they'll stay
right here"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Curious But True.
Strange paradoxes in life are found
And disappointing at that;
When the pleasure for which We hoped
come round,
We frequently fnG them fiat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

''You remember Vickars and bis wife
were divorced about year ago."
eyes"
"They are going to remarry. have
just received an invitation to the we'd
ding"
$50 have I. wonder if they have the
nerve to expect second batch OF pres
ents ?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
In Philadelphia.

lis that wire screen there to prevent
people from breaking into the bank ?"
"No; that is to prevent the bank Off
GERS from breaking out and running away
with the money"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Helpers, The Century, scribners, the
North American and oil other magazines
bound in tirst-class style and cheap at the
New MEXICAN bindery.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

For superior work In tho line OF book
binding call at tho NEW MEXICAN Of
Zee. Orders by mail given prompt atten.
ton. ~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Tommy-What's the matter with your
eye Jimmy?
JIMMY looked to see whymy cannon
didn't go off yesterday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
Broad Gauge

He was broad gauge clergyman,
So when the narrow way he struck,
'Gainst either side he quickly ran,
And, wedged forever, there he stuck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

A Genius.
Your son, | hear, is becoming an ex
cellent landscape painter.
He is.
Does he initiate nature we'll?
Initiate nature! He beats nature. He
can put colors into Landscape that nature
never dreamed of.
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All He Has.

Jaspar-Ile has a beautiful accent.
Jumpuppe-Yes, but it is the only cent
he has.
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EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,

Gov. L. BRADFORD PRINCE, PROF. HIRAM HAD
LEY, ELIAS S. SLOWER, AMADo CHAVEZ, PROF. P.
J. SCHNEIDER,
Supt. OF Pubic Instruction .... AMADo CHAvKs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

SANTA FE SOUTHERN AND DENVER & RIO
GRANDE RAILWAY COS.
scenic Route OF the West and Shortest line to
pnehlo, Colorado Springs and Denver, Colo.
SANTA FE, N. M, April %, 1891.
Mall and Express No. l and 2-Da ly except
sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

tits quite probable that you may need the
services OF physician some day; but you
can postpone the time indefinitely by
keeping your blood pure and your system
invigorated through the use of Ayers
Sarsaparilla. Preventions are better
than cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

The" Sparrows.'
Wool-Why do they call those gray
coated policemen "sparrows.
Van Pelt-Because they pick up seeds"
in the park,
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Fond of Flirting.

Ethel-Why did you claim to be en-
gagged if you are not?
Miss Knowitall-To make the man hirt,
goose,
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Within his breast the fellow had
A spark of sacred fame no doubt
But of that flame he used to blow
Until at last he blew it out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Papa, may | ask question? asked
Willie.
Yes. What is it?
Didn't the soothsayers ever say any
thing but sooth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
A Lovers Wish.
| do not sigh to be the glove

On the hand of my lady fair,
Or the dotted veil on the face | love
That kisses her lips so fair.
But since | have felt her magic power,
Her mirror | fain would be,
For then am sure that every hour
OF the day she'd be looking at me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
DR.. Acker's English Pill.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of ap
petite, bad complexion and biiousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

Rustic Bliss.
Oh, give me glass OF pink lemonade.
Or pint of good old cider,
And let me repose in the woodland
shade.
With the beetle and the spider.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

A Long Line.
1t is 2,714 miles from City of Mexico
to st. Louis. We have just placed some
superb Pullman palace sleepers on
through line between those two cities,
via FL Paso and Burton, which makes
the entire distance without change.
Los Angeles to st. Louis is 2,12l miles.
Pullman tourist sleepers now run between
those points, via Albuquerque and Burr
ton, without change.
The Frisco line, in connection with
Santa Fe route, is favorite one to st.
Louis and beyond.
&. I. Nicholson, G. P. & 7. A., A., T.
x S. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas.
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL.

LAND DEPARTMENT.
o. 8. Surveyor General -. EDWARD F. HOBART
0. 8. Land Register. ......... A. l.. MORRISON
Receiver Public Moneys. M. BERGER
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BuGklen's ArniCR Saiye,

buOAItI 3 IRTHICH 5HIV6'
The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, terter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptons, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents Der
box. For sale at A. G. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09
Wisdom from the Bench.

Tramp-It isn't easy for tramp to
prove his innocence when he is arrested
for anything.
Judge-Very true. 1t is hard for him
to show that his hands are clean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-07-09

is to be found in
And it is the only
medicine that will
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04
GEORGE HOLLANDS JOKE.


From "Tho Autobiography OF Joseph
Jefferson" In the Century, We quote as
follows: "GoOrgo Holland was distinctly
an actor of the old school, inygriahl I'M
Producing even Into mol rn characters
its traditions and conyOut.1na4lcl' his
effects were broadly given, and bis per-
sonality was essentially comic. He was
quite an old man WHOM | first know hin,
and had serious doubts Us 10 whether
our acquaintance in tho thCntHr would
be an agreeable one; ipr ly ian J.,ls
of my engagement I vas % hold - Lead
ing part as the sommod.an 81 the com
pany, and he, who bad always occapicl
that station, WIS placed 80 rCe Ll in
me. naturally ;hpgT't that lrCi.Ff
himself comparatively tgaGgtiHa-o, and
thati, Il younger man, was "a uplaul.
him, lac would, by his m-lHlr 90 lHaal
resent my Intrusion upon bis former
gr1uni. was, however as-gs,ailg mis-
taken; for | found him roo TrgprJus q
man TO harh0F any ie@l1gs O. l.us, and
TO my qualification Wr an.H .r .tl tr
our first meeting, II D. s.sur Ila' ,.
know that this relationship ,A..rt"A
over many years, and up - tIc day Of
his death,
The useful career and unhlrmiEhni
character Of George HOLLAND Will hr -
called by all who knsN him, iir lived,
a bright and cheerful split, Ia Thu
world for eighty Year,, ios Jlmn could
not age his youthful heart, lie was the
ucrFicst man ! ever kncw, f.laiieal
Joking was passion wish han. snd
though his pragkB wrre numerous, by
some good fortune lhCy always ended
lnnocently and With harm!rss mtrih,
remember that un one "rr-s.oa, when
some goldfish hal hs7u placed Ia tAo
ornamental fountain iu lulsg Square,
Holland dressed hirlaal. in fan sport
ing suit, AMI with a dsh.laFkTt strapped
upon his shoulder, hTl4l-hsimmni hat
upon his head and FOL Boa Eis hand, he
uni0lIel a cauIp'ltpul, and 4u.ntly seat
ing himself Ia front % tho fountain be-
gan % ilsh, with su1I rsrirut and
earnest look IN h.l face fa-t n' ono
could have Supposed that 30 s-H .H'sHl
81 a. practical IsEr. Ia- sIaar.
spectacle .a1a 4ltiartgd q curious crowd
about the sportsman, who .lEa q V-s4at
and iiiltic smile at thrsr quietly
awaiting = uibhlc. 4 policeman ru1n
flowed bis way through tho es1s4 aa4
ARRESTED Holland, uLp czplalH14 Uli1 a
boNIlieryi look tAa, hr uaa lralaf 81
his own priyai" grounds 10 police
man naturally ruHr'Hirl ILaE fln inr
,FuicF uas some haFmIre. .aasf!., aai,
paiilns him kindly on iar Shoulder.
b4io him So hum1 &, bio iiealL No..
land burst iHtp ulqI " tas., AL
while aiicrilDua;rly vH1rsr,1s EsH
guardian Of tho Law c1atr.sul O. fssira
the hsh,hook iaio tAr cli.4F oi tlr 20
liccman's coat, who Eai.HI a.u. iE -n.
sympaihctie4lly aaay. lueaHHr.
dragging the iiar and r9I ='irT a.r
The crowd, seeing the .1.rr fasF.. .
laughter. a. Holland gu.sE.r
Nay 10 the nearest umuiha.r aal-I H
reached before ihe laius.ai1l .aI. H-
could catch him"
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04
GOT HIS OWN SPOONS.


Tho amount Of shopping for wedding
gifts that Is going on - something fr-
mendous, and tho man who NJ the club
the other day 70 marked that he had con
cluded 10 be married, 80 that lac could
shift To the shoulders of his wife the
responsibility Of making dinner calls
and OF buyin, wedding gifts, was ans
wercd by a groan OF sympathy from all
the bachelors present, says tho Boston
correspondent % the Chicago Tribune,
And the mention OF Wrat'2H G1'l' to
calls ono of the hits OF light but SOME
what amusing gossip floating here
THE tale tciis,' as William Norris
says in beginning his volume, that In
times" no. "long past there was
wealthy and artistic bachelor IN boston
who sent TO an aclualniAnre rs we'd
ding gift n set Of berry spoons Of a fash
ion peculiar aud unique. They pleased
him much, but ,hcy All not please the
bride al all. AMI she, therefore, quietly
took them back - the hogsc where
they were i-oaFht AMI exchanged them
In the course Of the winter the gentle
man went - the same loUelpr % pro
cure 4 weddins rift Tor another friend,
saw and recognized the spoolhf bought
them and pgrscated then, slill un-
marked. 10 the second bride. she liE,d
them no better than all her friend, aal,
like hcr friend. she took thea l-rs 90
the silyersaiia. ug, la the iglige &
time tho o-iyinal doa0r % tiN t1o1ns
took unts 1891 wife, aal tae1 0ac
Of bis friends Who had not heard ~ the
irs, rcparchasc weat 10 tho .eWoler and
said - him;
you know what NJ, J, would like,
Tell mo what 10 give him a. wedding
prrsraI"
II thlnk." answered. tho ITuular, Eith
a smile. ''thai be must like thos' spoons
pretty we'll. fog he has bJusAE tavl
twice"
Then h. shall have ihoga, vas the
reply; 'bgg l really ihlnk u y.ll h5 scli
10 have then marked this i!me, 30 that
they shall rot come bael. a;a!a,'
And 80 IL eaHso about iLz' ihc uHi4Ec
and mos, Ar,is,irally ugly spoons came
into the possession Of Mr.. j., Elo de-
rlarcs ,hai they are the haulspmoa'
berry spoon, tina; he ever saw.
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04
an ODD STEAMBOAT.
iss- an i.=vni"a, s-sF. i'aiig o. %
e. "a. 4Hs g.tiss

"foId. .sg Iatis.
some amusing lie 'ripil have ls'n
written about tho humr'.g. ir Ht"a-lsHs
that plies On thr ~. rall r.sgF, i..hrFla,
but Ncg5 ut;lF b.. hr-u s4il e gAr mg
chanicAi .'culus @hp Ensc-rI she la
together uat u material that as Hgy,
intended fl' steamboat.
His nasic b is5-s an1 be Hsri 80 b.
slave ia south Carolina. AfAtlr
be made up his H.at tlat 20 uar t
time ihcrD EaE as.r 4s4isiaf p.yiIfnE
Si.paal risCrHet4g n NusH1gia asl
arsi rapids tir secured lAr Guru
an abandoned EgeaT-e4nr rse.a q. ~
wen, % u6=ig g. hHlli Bil s.zaI q. q.
took a ezaDT Lti- f-us l1rF Ls. slr
10 from biam - licFn uill -gs. 81.
placed the halves u.Ha f'riapar'. ~
aai plzak a gaH.F, AMI lri1r. long ..
hull was rally iaF ibr ua
liarily aHy i-H 81. pf .hH r.
aero ever t1-sfh1s ts.1sr. t.e l-4 b..
make a lr1sc q ia.H-s bei8Fr %
could inIuse tha; s1s.ar q isr
4 p1Ii.r-ghy'i U1 riHEnl
bits Of irlh shaliiHr sai 10 u.
here and thcsg. aul vita gar AL %
blacksmith shop Lupf-14 iA.i 90
shape IN that shes uas.l Eass HHI1a.g.
Is together. he lale = r4iF Ut q. ..r.
wheels. built da1..busso, sp-gs.t go
old sicam-whiailr. dtt1l ur su q
wheel. launched his creation ans Sod.
really Tor business
THIS man Vas once an iilitsfatg slave
on cotton plantation. ba; iarHrlrc
talent VAS bora Ia him. iiia si4l.aa cd
steamer l. not c1aspisa0I. t1s sr.ai
or beauty. bus shc is sgsy.eT able.
and IL noteworthy as she aTst
steamboat ever bsili In Aff.aa asl
probably tho first ihat Vas ever
bull; out Of piclcl.lp material. one %
Liberals disadvantage i, thc fac; that
tho former slaves who c1inp1.c her ciil.
5cns arc most Oi them roJs. not oaly iu
purse. but also IN int lioetual clgip-
mont. But shc has hrF rIun 10 mark iis1
DR.. lIlydcu. who v1ul I DE- respected any
where for their atiaiuuculs aal ability.
and she has reason 80 b. proud % such a
man a. Irons. who was known iIs liH gee
markahlc inventive aul LlHclaa. !. ~
talent long bc:ory he built Liberals
frat steamboat.
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04
THE HATCR.E0 CHEST.


Apropos OF tho old German legend OF
the ''St1r',s and the ilahl-s," they have
a quaint old custom In tho Fatherland,
when the fgiry stork happens 10 fly
down tho chimney with girl baby, Of
giving her upon her first birthday u
Matching chest, IS handsomely carved
and oruau,ntCl Es circumstances viii
permit. This cuIgon has been intro
duell anil IL rapidly lrlEiring popular
ity In suuiiaa, and nothing alords so
much pleasure - the g.rl, maid or ma
t7oa a. lae c0ngrni5 ~ her Matching
chol, frr into {, zoos, i.rst OF all,
beautiful rpiug ri.ou ArF each year by
the person whose Manic thc hcara,
When tho l.fln maiden II twelve
ycsrS old dozen handsome spoons,
each differing from tho other in
design, T. ready frT tho day Of her we'd
ding, Then tAa rlft rAaascl 20 tsblo-
spoons, AMI - ihg yea-l go on the full
complement gradually arlmulates, II
the same i!mn ,Jmo .l0rilg aunt.
skilled In thn Npmauiy G.' ~ needle
work adls biz hy bic exquisite sots Of
naUrry and lrl-ineu. Uthgr, bestow
with tho chilIi.A toys aAl g!Fl!sh
trinkots each yraF some choice piecc OF
silver or raHa dish % china, until by
and hy tho hinErghcst contains \
OUTFIT ~ unique and costly
things, which, arcumul-tins slowly, are
nor1 valuable thza ono can ziioei 10
purchase Ia graaii-y.
bat perhaps sg r.il never marry, you
say. GEautel; bus iast ghink What a
o. o.. o.. .
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04
sou.unptton cured.

An old physician. retired from prac-
iiCe. having had placed In his hands bv
an East India missipnery the formula
Of vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure OF consumption.
bronchitis. catafrh. asthma and all
throat and lung affections. also n posi-.
tive and radical cure for nervous debil.
ity and all nervous complaints, after
having tested its wonderful curative
powers in thousands Of cases, has felt IT
his duty to make IT known to his suffer
ing fellows. Actuated by this motive
and desire to relieve human suffer
ing. will send free Of charge. to all
who desire II. this recipe. IN German.
French or English. with full direction.
for preparing aud using. Sent hy mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper W. 4. NoYYf. 800 Powers
Block. Rochester, y. !.
The Meeker herald., 1891-07-04

Gus Wilkins. In Chicago TrihuBri I
wss On the stage In = certain town ono
night. and. looking over sac audience, I
saw taaa IN a prominent s5ai with "rc
Of his icr, en- the back 81 the chair n
front Of his. I, annoyed nc. lut I
didn't like q, roin, him out liliul q
rusc. Tskia. ulip Of paper frJH uy
pocket I Looked al IL closely aud then
said. There /. mcssCnrrr in the
foyer with = telegram addressed to-
I can't mako out tho namC-but he's
from Missouri" In about ono second
tho chap who had hung out his foot as n
sign arose and walked out TO the foyer.
But he didu corlc back.