The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-16
NAILS THAT WHISTLED.
A JOKE THAT MADE 10000 MEN
THINK THE ENEMY WAS NEAR.


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less POWDER and Prices Men Imagined
That the Ingenuity of the Yankees Had
Evolved Something Terrible.
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haon .appvo ..uousn .ne ieayes over his
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INV, AN ARMY IN HEApiNEss.
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90 III ,',u Die Dil' 10 nc ie1 us ihusket
oa 49, III ono an on"ieeo ior camp
spuYss' p.nihs, yeiiing, tearing up
M .sa anu sou anu poielg iheo Trees
ai a,e 't"i i1oAeu .iNe 'iie track Oh young
oyoioho' ineo inc camp ne plunged,
- ~ ~ anu 'eues, nnuSAes. stacAs ana
~ sieAeles' ~ 10 an acsu'n iact that
no .an 9Fet " niue lofagihg pony that
vac .'eu W :. 1iee anu couiunt got OUT
=. VIC Way htocAeo 'ne poor BEAST down
ANU anu .,. ipi a ~ ior week. his mead
Ell t ws9 .eiiil,o' no lii,aiiy orougnt up
sai 'ii' aeainsS u tougn httie hickory
I ,"pai.s, WHICH ne 81 ran Gown IKE moose
hanaa ~ IN .ne ieauy Top WIN ms
H, .m, oiawins az 'he pougns'
io WaAeu eVery man IN the regi-
hent' Down the line went shouts and
bugle calls. Within ten minutes every
one of Prices &c, 900 men was in line Of
battle, staring into the darkness for the
enemy's advance pnard Nsteping for tha
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