The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-12-18
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"a Liberty county, georgia, man E-as
found oysters growing at the bottom OF
his siXty-foot well, and actually has
Tome of the shells to show his neighbors.
Three California lions were recent
~ killed by a hunter in Fresno county.
One of them measured fully eight feet
from tip to tip, and is being stuffed
The other two were nearly as large
Who is that lady that just passed
with the charming face?" That
was my wife, but we are now sePar-
ated." 'Ah, yes, see, your late wife "
-FIiegende Blatter.
Mrs. Tinzham, Of Eagle Point.
Mich. was fondling q pet dog, when
her pet cat, in a Jealous rage, bounced
upon her and cut her about the arms
and head with teeth and claws until
beaten OF.
Dangers of Silence. How did you
get along with Miss Green?' ''Why, 1
said nothing and she talked; at the end
Of the conversation she announced that
we were-engaged. ''-Fliegende Blut-
ter.
That is very poor joke, boys"
said the schoolmaster, rising suddenly
from the bent pin. II fail to see the
point" 'It'z there just the same, " said
the bad boy of the class, soto Uoes. -
Harper's Bazaar.
No" he said, rising from the piano,
nave A4CL AAzE4- esaG 10 give AALLANla
time to my music lately" And the
time you do give it." cheerfully re-
spOnded his rival, lis simply atrociOus."
Boston Post.
$50 you sat just behind me-" said
the girl who wears large hats 70 the
theater; Its so odd that ] shouldn't
have known it. Did you like the play?"
1T was out Of sight," replied the
young man, earnestly.-Vashingt
Post.
"A sow belonging to a farmer OF
Westtown, Chester county, Psnnsyl-
vania. died a few days ago, leaving six
orphans Upon the death of their par
eut, the farmer filed her place by a big
milk bottle with six little hose attach
ments.
1t seems that the Chinese preserved
ginger of commerce is not ginger at all
The director of the botanical gardens
at Hong Kong has succeeded in obtain
ing the flower of the plant used and has
identified it as the Alpinia Galanga-
Though not ginger, it is very nice
The mules "a Iugle's coal mines,
near Evansville, Ind, were hoisted out
recently Some of them had not seen
daylight for eight years The smallest
thing frightened them, a flying bird
causing them TO jump, while upon see
ing dog they would stand and tremble
with terror.
Among the arrivals at the barge Of
fee in New York recently was a little
old woman of wood 1t was an auto
matOn figure of an old lady knitting
and the most curious part Of it was that
it was actually a knitting machine. 1t
ran BY clOel1woriCt and, 20 all appear
ances- had every movement of life
"A jury at Spokane wash, after be
ing out twenty-four =hours- could not
agree, when the judge ordered them
back into the jury room to remain until
they reached a verdict He also IN -
structed the baiIiH not TO give them
anything TO eat until they had found a
verdict of guilty or not guilty ia high
vFay-zobbery case In ten minutes there
after the jury returned a verdict finding
the piisoacr guilty IS charged
"A bright woman. who lad the mis-
fortune not 70 be so handsome As most
% her friends, had a habit of continually
looking at herself in the mirrors of any
apartment where she happened TO be
A woman, a friend of hers, who thought
this very inconsistent, resolved to speak
OF IL before d party of people, 50 she
called out II There IS Mrs white who
is forever looking at her own image
Yes" was the quick answer Fit is
tsasi ] wish 20 know by experience
whether It IS possible 20 habituate ones
self 70 ugliness- ~ Y Sun
There IS on exhibition IN ll-t15ra q
most remarkable freak OF nature in the
form OF a pebble, one side Of which "a
q miniature likeness OF face bearing
the imPrinls OF sorrow This little
stone, which Is about an inch long and
three-qu arters Of an inch wide, wa
found on roadway leading 20 tke cross
on the sunausit % Eofelspitze. = noun
tain ogerhaEginGg the village Of Oherau-
llergaEi- and held ia reveEsnes by the
simple VILLAGERS who consider ID their
.-,saE1iza auiris