The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-07-02
PeriIs of Modern Life.

Ferris or modern Life.
Contracts with electric wires. railroad accidents
broken car and elevator cables, explosions of
steam, natural gas and chemicals, poisons In
aduterated food and drink, are a few; but all
these dangers combined do not kill as rapidly as
slow and sure Consumption. The death rate
however, from Consumption, is being yearly cut
down since DIR. Pierce OF Buffalo, N. Y, has given
to the world his celebrated "Golden Medical DIS
coyery," cue for Consumption and Throat and
Lung troubles that lead to Consumption, If taken
in time and given fair trial. The time to cure
Consumption (Which is really nothing more nor
less than Lung scrofula), is in the FIRST stages.
cough generally sounds the ALARM and you should
| take the Discovery" at once. There is time
| when it is too late.
Things One would (n'p rather have left un-
said.
lin Mrs. Talbot de We're ;Skynfyntes drawing
room, after one Of her grand dinner parties where
nobody gets enough to eat.) General Guzzeton
What's that? Tea? No, thanks. never take
tea unless I've dined!-Punch.
For three weeks was suffering from Sc
we're cold in my head, accompanied by pain in
the temples. Ely's Cream Balm was recon-
mended to me. After only six applications of the
Balm every trace Of my cold was removed
Henry G. Clark, Appraisers Office.
This is very sudden, Mr. Jawsmith" said the
maiden, after his proposal. "While feel honored
at your avowal, you cannot expect favorable an
swer from one who knows so little of you as l."
well, what am to do, Miss ,Mildred?' plead
me well will marry me."-Epoch.
suffered from acute Inflammation In my
nose and head-for week at time l could not
see. used Ely's Cream Balm and in few days
l was cured. 1t is wonderful how quick it helped
me,-Mrs. George S. Judson, Hartford Conn.
81 am afraid your drama won't do" said The
manager. "The people are getting tired of horse
play.">
"Horse.play?" said the amazed young author.
"Why, man, this is mo horse-play. there is not
an animal of any kind in it, let alone horse"
Indianapolis Journal.
Gentlemen who retain youthful appearance
preserve their hair with Ayers Hair Vigor.
Dashaway-I hear that you upset some soup on
Miss Palisades dress at the dinner last night"
Stuffer-Yes; and was fearfuly put out about
It. You know 1t IS Mt polite to ask for soup
twice.-Cloak Review.
Not one in twenty are free from some
title ailment caused by inaction of the liver
Use Carter's Little Liver Pills. The result will
be pleasant surprise. They give positive re-
lief.
Say, mamma" said little May, after the guests
were gone, 81 don't think Mrs. Brown is accus-
toned to good society,""
'es was sldld MT ay a single word while Mrs.
Jon New York Advertiser.
To invigorate and beautify the hair, use Halls
Vegetable Siclan Hair Remover.
They took the Fitchburg .road from Boston to
Troy. At the Falls the brakeman thrust his head
In at the door and seemed TO interrogate;
"Hoosick? Hoosck?"
Alfred Rufus looked ioquirngly iaround the car
and discovering no object 10 need OF physicians
care, appealed 10 his father
Papa, who is sick PIP Pharmaceutical Era
To be free from sick headache, bill
iousness, constipation, etc., use Carter's Little
Liver Pills. Strictly vegetable. They gently
stimulate the liver and free the stomach from
bile.
Daughter (weeping bitterly)-Oh, do have pity,
and let Edward and me be happy.
Papa naturalist furiously)-Whatl You think
Of matrimony, gwhen you don't even know how
many vertebla there are in the spinal column OF
a liztrdi-Fliegende Batter.
Wonderful cures by Ayers SarsaDarilla In
every part of the land. Write or names.
why do you say that Dasher deserves well OF
MS country? He never accomplished anything to
amehorate the condition of his race or to make
| inc world better place to live in"
i MY STARS, mani What are you talking about?
DON'T you know that Dasher invented a college
yeli?"-Boston Transcript
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