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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-02

he Austrian commander. VINO TeCelVeO nlul
with great courtesy:
What is the meaning of this move on
bour part"
I'VE propose to sail for home" replied
Fhe Austrian. 1.-THE consul has ordered US
10 take our prisoners to Austria"
You will pardon me-" said Capt. Ingra-
ham very calmly. but l hope you will not
eave this harbor with the American gentle-
man you have kidnapped. If you do ]
hhall be compelled to resort to extreme
measures"
The Austrian looked around the harbor
ht the line Of friendly warships and then
ooked ut tho 1T. Louis with her decks
cleared, and then smiled pleasantly ut
Capt. Ingraham and said that he thought
buch remarks were extremely rash, and
that the Huzzxr would do ~ she pleased.
Capt. Ingra6am bowed and bstook him
BELT to the st. Louis. He had no sooner
got aboard than he said:
Clear the guns FOR action!"
And tie nrohduks had the pleasure of SEQ
ing the batteries of the st. Louis turned
upon him. He realized that having tho
belf in a very bad position. The Huzzar was
put about and sailed back to hor old an
chorage. The srohduks sent word to Capt.
lngrahAm that he would await the arrival
OF the note from Mr.. Brown.
On the afternoon OF July l Capt. Ingra-
ham got his reply. The consul at Constan-
tinople commended his course, and told
him to do whatever he thought best 10 pre-.
vent nm outrage to I'm American. Late that
evening Capt. lngraham sent IN officer
aboard the Huzznr with u note. The note
formally demanded the release of Mr.,
Koszta, and said that unless tho prisoner
WINS delivered aboard the st. Louis by -four
would take him from the Austrians b,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-02
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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-02
Lisbig World Dispensary.

Lisbig World D~ispensary.
On account of increase of practice the
staff surgeon of L1EBIa WORLD DIsPENsARY
can spare three days only for Helena, in
November; Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.
1st, I'd and Sd. Offices at the Merchants
hotel, room 10. IA
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

the clinging peach and apple-days of
life and sunshine, when the trout leap
upon the cool rifles Of the brook, ana
the hum of insect life is ailoat on the
lazy, drowsy air Of summer: days wheh
cirrus clouds, all dazzling white ana
fleecy. float so far above the warm
earth that it pains your eyes to look at
them in the white sunshine; days that
are epochs in the life of children,
longer seemingly than the years III
after life; days that mix the grass,
and the shade, and the cool brook and
spring more precious than silks ano
satins. and more alluring than the
siren voice Of ambitiOn-when trouble
and care fly away to the black caves o
despair, and the old world huns WIFI
the mon0dy of dolce far niente''
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Whatcom Express: There is a class of
people living in New Whatcom to whom
the name of Fairhaven is like a red llal
to a wild bull. They can see no good in
it-claim that it Is injurious to New
Whatcom, and devote a large share OF
their time to abusing that city and its cit
liens. Intelligent, liberal minded people
get along tremendously with their neigh.
bors, and admire many OF their traits and
ways OF dong business. Fairhasen IL
one of the best advertised cities on the
Pacific coast. Hundreds OF people living
today In New Whatcom were influenced
by Fairhaven's advertising to come to the
Bay, but after looking around located in
New Whatcom, as they considered 1t the
best place. They would not be here II IL
had not been for Fairhayen's advertising.
This Is one of the great advantages
New Whatcom derives from our
sister city's proximity and advertising.
New Whatcomites who are here for busi-
ness, to make money and establish home
know this. and are getting heartily sick
tired and disguised with that gang o
chronic dyspeptlcs who never havea GO Q
word for ANYTHING not even the Express
| which Nights first. last and all the time FOL
New Whalcom. We are rounding up q
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
Financial Genius Nowhere.

81 say, madam" exclaimed the tramp
as he passed the window from which
woman was waiting to hail the straw
berry peddler who was on the next
block, "do you want yer front lawn
mowedT
81 don't know" she answered, "but
what it needs it, if you'll do it for ten
cents"
81 thought as how maybe you'd offer
pie"
"Pie you can have and welcome" she
answered promptly enough.
/ "Some of your own makingf
Certainly"
'Lemme see," he reflected. 81 don't
believe I've got any appetite for pie just
at the present, but your pie would be
temptation. You'd give slice for
quarter, wouldn't your
eyes"
cat a restaurant you couldn't get pie
for less'n ten cents slice. That's com
mon bakers pie Your kind 'ud be wortf
twenty cents, anyhow, and the gen'ru
home made style 'ud give it double tn
value That's forty cents, ma'am-
, though if 1 was only hungry I'd ruthe
have the pie"
Forty cents for WHAT" asked tn
woman.
"For mowin' the lawn"
''Not much" she answered, and 20
might as well hurry along or get read
!. to run a race with a large, able bodie
/ bull dog"
He closed the gate behind him will
out a sign of chagrin, merely remarkin
q to himself
, "There's no use talkin', financial ger
q Jus is no good without capital, an
i that's all there is to it."-Washingto
: Post.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
WHY THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY
WAS ATTACKED

The Post-lntclligences opposes the
state geological survey, and among its
arguments declares, to all intents and
purposes, that the state should not en-
gage in such surveys any more than
that it should send out "cruiserS" to
report as to timber, or that it should
make experiments in farming, aud all
that sort of thing.
The timber Of the state is patent to
the eyes of all who can see, and 1T Is
plain enough that CRUISERS could not
be needed for the purpose mentioned
any more than that a committed
should be appointed for the purpose OF
reporting as TO whether the water IN
Puget Sound is fresh or salt. As t.
experimental farming, that is needed
and as an evidence that states gener
ally are Of that opinion much OF 1t i
done, otherwise the agricultural col
leges, and everything akin thereto
that are fostered by the different stat
governments, and even by the genera
government through its bureau of az
riculture, are frauds and mistakes.
Nearly every state that contain
evidences Of mineral wealth ha
thought proper to make gcologic'
surveys at far greater expense tina
Washington's legislature proposed
incur, and yet in serious council an
debate, it did assume some propose
expense TO give the commOnweal
what is plainly needed, and what IL
great body Of the people, Interested
the meteorological development of IL
state, desired. The interest in pei
ties seems, however, TO have owe
whelmed the more material interes
of the state, and in the clutches
this octopus these interests, viii
many others, must go to the bOttor
1t became necessary to the elemel
that was intent upon the killing
Charles f. Laughton as a gubern
torial candidate, and as a factor
the politics of Washington, to stril
some Of its blows with that sort Of
bludgeon, and under those blows OF
OF the most opulent resources Of Il
state is benumbed, until the peoT
shall rise in their might and thrott
the rule UT ruin element.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
TOO LAZY TO RHYME

The editor of the Spokane Review
Is an exceedingly practical man. He
will not allow suggestion to pass by
il he sees it harnessed with even the
most trifling error in fact, without
puncturing the entire thing, and that
with a shaft tipped with such permeat-
ing sarcasm that it blights the whole
business. How strange that one so
practical should drop into the most
delicious poetry about such common
place things as the weather, the crops,
comm n laziness and such like. Yet
see how he does it, and with such mel
linuousness that the language takes
on the music. He partakes Of the
laziness depicted, however, and evinces
it In his failure TO rhyme his poetry
or even to write IL indented. Heal
him sing on his buzzing iewsharp
while he lounges In the clover, at Sc
much "A lounge:
"These are the days that lay thu
gold upon the wheat fields, the purple
upon the grape and the russell upoI
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
THE PACIFIC MAGAZINE

The current number Of the Pacific
Magazine, Lee Fairchild editor, is the
best number yet published, and this
can be truthfully said of each succeed
ing number. The publication grows
in worth, interest and consequent
prosperity all the time, and is some
thing Of which Washington may well
be proud. This number contains be-
side Ella Higginson's always delight
full contributions in poetry and prose,
and many other excellent features, an
other chapter Of Edward Eldridge' S
contribution concerning "The Rights
of Women in the State Of Washing
ton" which is very valuable paper.
The number also has among its por-
traits very fine photo-engraying OF
Senator w. j. Parkinson, of Whatcom
county. Every individual in Wash.
ington should subscribe for the Pacific
Magazine, for it is well worthy of the
best encouragement.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Northwest Magazine: 1t is high time
that the old superstition about the moon
controlling the tides be dropped. The
moon has some effect on the tides and on
"looney" people; but the main cause OF
the cbb and flow of tides is the pulse beat
of the earth exercised by the positive and
negative currents of electricity generated
in the dynamos at the heart of the earth.
All of the planets that are near us affect
not alone our tides, but our climate, our
crops. our health and our temper. The
japanese current of the Pacific Ocean
and the Gulf Stream of the Atlantic
Ocean are the arteries of the earth; the
rivers are the veins. The movement in
the arteries and veins, and the ebb ano
llow of the tides make up the circnla tiof
of the blood OF the earth. Other inhu'
ences besides the planets aud the pIlse-
beat of the earth affect the tidcs-for in
stance, the elliptical motion of the earth
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
HOME FOLKS AND VISITORS

j. Farley and party of Fairhaven
gentlemen visited the Blue Canyon coal
mine yesterday. Mr.. Farley has had largo
experience In mining and is more than
pleased with the Blue Canyon. ut Is n
great mine" he said, "cheaplv worked
and the coal is excellent In quality.
worked mine in Virginia and have been
all through the coal mining districts oil
Pennsylvania, and am free to say that
twelve feet thick, In fact Mr.. Frisble, whe
was of the party, could scarcely reacl
the upper wall with his cane. 1t is easily
and cheaply mined and 1t would be biz
thing for Fairhavep II this this could b,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Agent am informed, sir, that you
are about to build a new house, and l
should like to sell you a book on archi-
lecture.
Mr.. Suburb-Don't want it,
Agent-lt may save you lot OF
money, sir May l inquire what sort OF
house you intend to erect?
Mr.. ST. have accepted a plan for a
s. 900 house.
Agent (triumphantly)-Well, sir, this
book shows you how to build 5000
house for only ,0O0.-New York
Weekly
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

The Walla Walla Union-Journal is
of the opinion that because the Demo
cratic Salt Lake Herald says Mr.
Blaine is dying, that this is pretty fail
evidence his health is improving
VIII the Portland Telegram please
take notice, and call the U.-J. some OF
the hard names that it has called The
HERALD for a similar offense. W.
desire to divide these honors will
our friends.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

The Olympia Tribune and Spokane
Review, both of which journals have a
love for each other that is more or less
refreshing, are informed that the edi-
tor of the HERALD can't help that
Eugene Wetherell is dead. He wasn't
the last time we saw him, and though
having heard of his demise had for
gotten it. There are plenty of other
men alive yet, and the suggestion
printed in connection with him stands
just as good as if he were alive. He
was an excellent gentleman and we
hope and belive that he and his much
lamented wife are happy as angels, far
beyond their grand mausoleum.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
Good Enough for a Starter.

"What kind of dinner did you say
that was, John?' inquired Uncle Rufe
from Harkers' Corners, as the two went
out of the restaurant with the gilded
front.
"That was table d'hote dinner" re-
piled his city nephew.
"Well, john" said the old gentleman,
"let's go now and get something to eat
Chicago Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
THE POLITICAL SITUATION

While certain-or rather, uncertain
elements in the Republican party IN
Washington are, by iniudiclously, sell
fish methods, doing much to weaken
the party in the state, it is satisiac-
tion to see "the grand old party
growing in strength elsewhere, and by
the policy of its great men, and the
good that is resulting from It's Dehe-
6cent measures, ncutralizing the i'll
effects that resulted last fall from
the crisis that arose in the beginning
of a new departure in the tariii. lie
publicanism is uppermost, ana lts
flood is rising.
Democracys time of trial and trlb-
ulation is at hand. 1t is party that
always suffers most with its opportu-
mites to do something, because with
that power it always puts its foot IL
it," The Democracy has a great ma
iority i'm the present congress whlc1
will convene in December, and instead
of being a party of obstruction, u
must now offer measures of relief ant
reform to the public, by the enactment
of bills i'm the house. At this time M
I one knows what the Democratic party
d is i'm favor Of, but as the house Il
I completely dominated by that party
. fresh from the people, it must pu
! itself on record and that record vii
] be its political winding sheet. Th
party has an abundance of able mel
D but they have been elected, not upo
: great national issues, but by the ia
Il ends of factions, and are incapable {
q coming to an agreement on publ
e issues that will command the unite
If support of what is now called the o.
n position to the Republican party. III
% Democratic party has no nation
i, policy on money, free coinas
+ Of silver, transportation, rec
Is procal trade, the tariff, n
u any of the reforms demanded by Il
to agricultural and labor organization
tie and therefore it is much more powe
al full in obstructing Republican legisl
g ton than it can possibly be in the c
actment of laws touching the gre
ms issues that are pressing for solutio
as As an opposition or obstruction par
;al it has gained strength, but from I'll
an time onward its Discussions will car
to it to rapidly disintegrate.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Spokane Review: No farmer in the
Northwest need fear for market for his
cereals this summer. All Europe gazes
with feelings of envy on the enormous
wheat fields of our prolific country, and
is now devising ways and means to secure
the same at as low price as possible.
Perhaps a goodly portion of that immense
export OF gold will find its way into the
pockets of the Washington farmer in
stead of being shipped back to Eastern
nanny cputprS
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
A Stumper.

Bingo-It's too expensive for me to
send my family away all summer, and
yet if they stay in the city it doesn't
agree with them, and / am seriously
thinking of opening a summer hotel
somewhere where we can make enough
to live on.
pashaway-- There is one objection to
that.
Bingo-What is it2
Dashaway-Where are you going to
get your meals?-Brooklyn Life.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Bank Teller-Will you take it as pre-
sumption, madam, if l offer you these
few roses?
Miss Caramella Golddust i don't
know you, sir.
Bank Teller-I am aware of that, but
you are the only woman in the history
of this bank who ever Endorsed check
on the right end!-Boston Herald.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

The secretary of the State Board of
Health desires tn the attention of
all physicians, accoucheurs and mid
wives be called to the fact that by a
law which has just become operative,
they are required to register their
names and postotllce address with the
county auditor of the county where
they reside, and that failure to do SO
will subject them to fine.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

The Portland Telegram has "got 'em
again" and is jabbing at the Fairhaven
HERALD as if wild. Cool down little
fellow and be easy. Nobody up this
way was thinking of you. But your
good opinion of Mr.. Blaine is neverthe-
less recorded in your behalf. You will
feel better now as "open confession is
good for the soul" and frequently fol
the liver
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Sageman-A remarkable girl is that
Miss Snapper. You know her pretty
well-has she any leaning in the direc-
ton of any particular creed?
Bluntly-I can't say definitely, but
from the way in which she disposed OF
my marital aspirations last evening l
should say she was Shaker.-Boston
COurier
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Guest-Your bill, sir, is outrageous.
Instead of charging me your usual rates
you have charged three times that, and
credit It to extras.
Hotel Clerk-You forget that you said
you wished to be made comfortable
Good News
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
He Was Not to Rlame.

"And what hSve you been guilty OF
now? This is about the twentieth time
that 1, as magistrate, have had you be-
fore me-"
"And is it my fault, your honor, that
you haven't been promoted to some bet
ter officeY'-Fliegende Blatter.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

When Thad Butler, editor of the Hunt
ington Qnd) Herald, was married he
thus announced the event: Married, in
Wabash, Ind, Tuesday, April T., at p.
M, at the residence of the brides par
ents, Mr.. Thad Butler CHATS u.s. and
Miss Kate Il. Sivey chats more of us). "
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
Phenomenal Strikes

Spokane Review: The prospects of the
Okanogan mining district are continually
growing brighter. Phenomenal strikes are
matters of almost daily occurrence, and
the development of old claims is giving
continued evidence that the section is
simply tceming with the precious metals.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

few citizens who have political aspirations
and the public will be given an opportn-
nifty to see their lnwards before long. We
propose to make the Express SO interest
ing that our enemies will long to read 1T.
The way 1t is cussed now is source OF
profit and pleasure to its owners.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Dashaway-How is your affair with
Miss Peterkin getting on2
Featherstone-Juss at present l am
living on hope.
Dashaway-What are you hoping for?
Featherstone-I am hoping to live on
her father Life.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

Travers-Look here, old fellow, my
sister is going away for the summer, and
I've got to borrow enough money TO get
her a blazer. What would you dor
Dashaway-Why not borrow the
money from her?-Cloak Review.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

made the shipping point. Many towns
would think their fortunes made had they
so close at hand such mine. One thous-
and tons day can easily be gotten out
and there Is no doubt that the coal Is
practically inexhaustble in quantity"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
THEY SAY


Chicago Post: A man dropped dead
with a Jack full on sevens during police
raid ON West Side poker room last night.
Talk about hard luck!
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

John n. Klensch, private secretary to
George Francis Train, has remained over
for few days to attend to the Citizen $
mail addressed to this point, while his
chief has gone on to the East. Yesterday
| Mr.. Kleusch exhibited at the HERALD
Office one Of the finest photographs we
! have ever seen, third-liie-Size portrait
| of Citizen Train. on which that dlStln-
gushed world girdler has written:
TO Citizen John n. Klensch, private
secretary and amanneusiS, 81 day whir
round world, who arranged all those
kodaks OF cosmos daily edition) entirely
himself, and will wait here on coast (t'
reply to correspondence before joining
me in New York.
GEO. FRANCIS TRAIN.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
At Less Than Cost

All Dress Goods and Trimmings at less than cost.
Plain and checked Wansooks at less than cost
All kinds of Fancy White Goods at less than cost.
All kinds of Laces mt less than cost.
Ladies' and Chdrens Muslin Underwear at less than cost
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

II. p. Heacock returned to the city yes
terday after an extended visit to Idaho
and Montana. Said Mr.. Heacock: II
found that there was universally OF
opinion both In Montana and Idaho that
Fairhaven was to be lhe ocean terminus
of the Great Northern. The location OF
the line to Sand point is considered almost
proof positive that the Skagit pass VIII
be selected"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
A Grand Mistake

Sank City Star: AS the supreme court
has decided against Acting Governor
Laughton in regard to the geological sur
veys of the mineral lands of the state OF
Washington, the surveying parties that
we're at work in Pierce, Stevens and Okla
hogan counties have been called in. The
survey will not be made this year. This
is grand mistake as 1t is "a very i'm
portant feature in the showing up OF the
mineral wealth of the state
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

II. Metzgar, of Willlamsport, Pa, has
completed arrangements for shipping
shingles to the Keystone state. lie thinks
that there may be large business bullI
up in this line. The first shipment WIN
consist of one carload, and if it turns out
as Mr.. Metzgar anticipates the shipments
will be at once increased. 81 know there
is a good market in Pennsylvania foi
cedar shingles" said Mr. Mcugar, "ant
believe that those of Washington can b'
handled at small profit and larg
trade ensue.'
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18
BANKRUPT SALE
Here is an Opportunity Never Be-
fore Offered on Bellingham Bay.

We going dr pose of the entire stock of Dry Goods MIL
lnery etc. of Saul Krok in the Mason Block Fahaven at
prices which will astonish you
This stock be closed the thirty days regardless
of cost lady should fail take advantage of this great
opportunity.
1t is well known fact that this stock entirely and we'll
assorted old and shopwo goods and all who purchase can
depend upon getting rscass article prices unprecedented
The stock large enumeae but will attempt to quote
prices on few articles from which you form idea OF the
inducements offered in this sale.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

w. w. journal: The Salt Lake
Herald not only announces that Blaine is
a sick man. but that he is dying. This
may be taken as very good sign that the
secretary's health is improving.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-18

The Seattle Press-Times says: "The
newspaper fakir should be shown ne
quarter" and yet it employs such a
fakir as Thomas Hen Boyd.