New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-31
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The Rev. silllman Blagden. the Methodist M.
sonary writes as follows: u am on my preoehIns
tour south and as an Illustration Of my work. and all.
TO show how feasible, real and practical thing Chris
tan unity is, will state that last sunday jon,s
with our dear Episcopalian brethren in the Holy CON-
munon I'm st. Pauls. Baltimore at Z 80 a. H. soa
then went by rail some Thirty miles TO Beltsvc whe
I preached three times in two Methodist churches
Then, after conducting family prayers in the hou..
where I lodged, I retired about IL O'Clock and sIeut
like an infant ] never sleep so sweetly and 50 well
rs when have been able 10 get In three good Oh
fashioned Gospel sermons in one and the same dsy.
YEA verify, the sleep Of the laborng man is sweets
on an Electric Cara passenger picked up a snail
watch guard and charm that some one had lost and
handed 10 to the conductor, who examined It carefully
Half an hours time and 10 isn't much Of one eitheri
said the conductor. Hall an hourl IIow's that's
asked the passenger. "Oh, I've got to turn sane !.
IL Il was valuable, and make out one report 20 e1
what car ii on, and my number and which way
was going and what time; and then another report top
Wish folks would keep their chains on!'-(BOsOa
Transcript.
"The CongregatiOnalist' says: One story from the
American Board Is almost too good TO be true vr that
one Pttsfed lady reported to the committee that she
could spare five rooms, but that they must send her
one live missionary, man from the Cannibal Islands
being preferred and If he had been little gnawed 50
and sent her a Mr.. NOrdhOG, formerly Of the Feee
islands, We do not see how they could have done
better unless they had assigned to her hoasc Eaton
family
Stage Jewels.-Props crushing into managers OlceD
That COMPOUNDED Sticky, the supe, has stolen the
stars diamonds
have to pay for them I'll dock you S3 from this
weeks salary.-(The Jewellers Circular.
Here are a few rather good Fren;h definitions Tho
Ideal-The real at long range. Deuslons-Truths
picked before they ripe Analyst In literature
one who rips open his doll for the sake Of getting n
the sawlust. Love-A mOnOlogue for two. lMonoOgue
a deux the French has it one OF those neat and ex
tremely simple phrases which you can't TRANSLATED
AN INTERRoGATIvE MEDLEY
The elevator-boy goes up and up
And the elcyatOr-bOy comes down.
Down and up
And up and down.
In the tallest building in all the town
The elcvator.boy gees UP and down.
lTo' Eev { s any Ya''
He scoots away
"No-dOwn!"
Down and up, and up and down;
press the button with wicked zest
Aid the elevatOrbOy thol does the rest,
When ! query DOWN.
An answering frown;
Never the wav want to go.
And the eIevatorboy gTins 10 know
T Whsn h give ssy It Down
The elevator-boy scoots up and down. 49,.
Rafting the crowd when he asks with r'~n
(Which foor7'
No No % Tesse
Which nOori
IIIOw 90 you 1H%Ssr y9 TRe n %ss say
us the arst floor second or the first floor frstf
If the second Is first
/ want the third;
II the 0rst Is frst-'
But never a word
(which aOorr"
Oh elevator.bOy, going up snd up,
Why should you frown when say uo"ii'
Down IS up
Aud up is down H.. ...-,,.
From some points, boy, In this dlzZ! toNr
Why don't you 20 my way
Some day
Rising and falling 'twfXt earth ana sKy'
It's awful mOnotonOus wondering whg
You never DO
/ wish / knew.
II might be music to hear YOU croak
Some day from the bottom of the drausAtV Wei
"Oh---lH
With gasp and choke
You bloke,
It's broke
ana 'hel I1I f lis ". Field, in Chicago Mall
A wise man in Boston has at length found the True
nbosophv Of life or has he cribbed il from some oa
dead and gone dry -asd DUST Il have settled H. :"
saws that there are two classes of discomiof's o
which will never wOrry-irSt, those when l 'Ai'''
help, and secondly, those which can heip'
A recent sermon of the Rev DR.. I. De VIII IN
mage has tbs slowing passage ,.4,o Ia s,ood al
When CromwePs army went INTO oalue, ;" ;be long
the head Of thcm day, and saVS 0a' ,JnndTsd,
metre Doxology TO the tune Of the ON haugmnt
and that great host, company By COMPANY n Inc
By regiment, battalion by BATTALION Io'"'u -
DoxolOGy: :, h,,,nos eov
Praise Him, all creatures here below
Praise Him above, We heavenly most
Praise Father, Son and Holy Ghost. ,.h,le The,
And while thy Gang they marched, and wnle us W.,
marched they fought and while they fought 'ne' ~
the victory. A s,ory but
1t seems pity to destroy good SOB 5isd n
chronology is very despoic oliver Oro INV crdtd
with this grand DoNOogy was born IN 1881, IAN srS sd
then. therefore only about twenty.one can s.SSs
HympologistS give 1907 the year In ~hlGa ~, morn
Ken wrote the DONOogy the last verse OF me com
ing and evening hymns. This would pla,,gg I I.t hat
position about half century after Cromwels Ssr hs
lie In the civil war and soma forty years "4' -
Standardization Inquirer.
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