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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

COMING EAsr.-Rev DR.. Fourthly-
"I'm afraid, my dear sister, that your
little Fitz- William has acquired u taste
for pernlcious literature. | saw him
reading very suspicious-looking pam
phlet this morning" Mrs. Beacon
Eyes; that was Chicago Pete, the Kid
mapped Kid yesterday he read Utah
Jack, or the Mormon's Bride and the
day before 'Yallerskin, the Chinatown
Fiend.' I'm bringing him East by de-
grees, you see; IH have him safely
landed in Boston in less than a week"
-BrO0kIun Life
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
THE POETS TRIAL,
BY JOHN RENDRICK BANGs

BY JOHN RENDRICK BANGs
/ sent my verses to the maid who'd turned my
head
Which she acknowledged ere the waning of
the noon.
$50 much obliged to you, dear friend" she
wrote and said:
"And as tomorrow morn at ten I'm to be wed.
I'll read them to my husband on our honey
moon"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

A WONDERFUL CURE.-Carker calling
on friend Mercy What's that fright
full shouting upstairs ?" Servant
"That's Mr. Barker, sir" Carker-
"Why, I thought he had lost his voice"
Servant-''He had, sir; but he has just
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
Husband and Wife

timely use Of Kemp's Balsam for the
throat and lungs, after all other remedies
have been tried in VAN. The Balsam stops
decay of the lungs and cures influenza and
acute and chronic coughs. There Is no
other medicine in the world that acts so
promptly, certainly none that does its
work so thoroughly as Kemp's Balsam.
All druggists sell it. Large bottles, SOC
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
PpOOpQ9S

1t is very important in this age of vast
material progress that remedy be pleas
ing to the taste and to the eye, easily
taken, acceptable TO the stomach and
healthy in It's nature and effects. Possess
ing these qualities. Syrup of Figs is the
one perfect laxative and most gentle
diuretic known
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
SHILOIl'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure Is
without parallel in the history OF medicine.
Ali druggists are authorized to sell it on pos
tive guarantee, test that no other cure can sue
cesstuily stand That it Ray become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home
In the United States and Canada. Ii you have
q Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use ii, tor
it will cure you. If your child has the Group,
or Whoopirg CouRh, use it promptly, and relief
is sure. If you dread that nsidious disease
Consumrtion, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 Cts, so cts. and
81 OF. IF your Lungs are sore or Back lame,
uSesShiloh's Porous Plaster, Prize IS cts.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
Esold by Druggists, 75c.

"Now, you must not let this go any
further said Watts to Potts after re-
failing a choice bit of scandal. 80, GER
tainlv not" said Potts. How did you
happen to hear it ?'' "My wife told me.
She's just like any woman-can't keep a
secret. of course. ~ ndi0nnpOhs Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
A MAN will walk a dozen blocks
To take man dun,
Then walk sixteen before he stops
TO get away from one.
NNenp York Herald.

Any article that has outlived "a gears Of
competition and imitation, and sells more
and mere each year, mus have merit.
Dobbins Electric Soap first made in 1866 is
JUS tiOt ar,lcfe. Ask your grocer for it.
He has it, or will get it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
ROLLING IN WEALTH.

''Tbat am gaining riches fast has never struck
my mind
Remarked the festive teamster as he felt his
wit grow smart,
And yet when give the subject my attentive
care, find
] couldn't draw my salary without horse
and Cart - H0Shin0tOn POst
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
Established 1855.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC.. yed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works. 246 W.
Water ST.. Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

MANY of the worm med cines aud vermi-
fuues sold by druggists irritat9 the stomach
of a little child. DR.. Bulls Worm Destroy
ers never do. AS harmless as candy. yet
they never fail. Try them. By mail, %
cents John D. Park, Cincinn att, Ohio.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

| for '"Thift and Cleanliness are twin broth
ers." Sapolio is solid cake of Securing
] Soap. Try it in house cleaning.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

BEFORE we were married." said she,
"his displays of affection were positive
ly overdone." "And now p "They are
very rare. "-EndionapoEs Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

HELP man out OF hole once, and he
may forget you when he is out, but he
will not fail to call on you the next time
he falls in.=AtchisOn Globe.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

HENRY NJ STANLEY has begun to think
that lecturing is more tiresome than ex
plorino Africa,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

BAcoN-"Will your picture bring $50,
do you think?" Artist-'I don't know.
I sincerely hope the purchaser will. y
Yonkers Statesman.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

FITS.-A1 Fits stopped free by Dr. KIine's
Great Nerve RestOrer. No fits after first day rs
Marvellous Treatise and & co trial bottle free to
Fit cases. Send TO Dr. Kline, 931 Arch ST., Phila, Pa
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
SENIER'S ASTHMA REMEDY,

The oldest Remedy for Asthma in existence.
The only recognized and prescribed by the Med
ical Faculty in every country. Send your name AUD
address that of any friend suffering from Asthma
and we will mail you "a free sample for trial We
do not ask you TO believe what say, but to try ID
yourself Medical testimony accompanies each
sample.
cole Proprietors. ALFRED sENIER & CO.,
II2 Mason ST., milwaukee,. wis.
Also at London Eng, and Melbourne, Australia.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

No Opium in Piso;s Cure for Consump-
ticn. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

How does he feel ?-He feels
after a spell of this abnormal appe-
tite an utter adherence, 1oathing,
and detestation Of food as if a
mouthfu1 would kill him-August
Flower the Remedy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

PATIENT-"rhe doctors have given me
up" Friend-"Then you have one
hope left" "What is that ?' "Give
UP the doctors. "--.St. J seph Nems.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

How does he feel?-He has ir-
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. @>
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

BEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on Weak
Stomach,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

How does he feel pfc feels no
desire to go to the table and "a
gru1nb1ing, fault-fnding, over-nice-
ty about what is set before him when
he is there-August Flower the
Remedy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

How does he feel Pie feels at
times a gnawing, voracious, insati-
able appetite, wholly unacceptable
unnatural and unhealthy. August
Flower the Remedy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
g August
Flower

How does he feel Pie feels
cranky, and is constantly expert
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the
cooking, the dishes, the hours, and
manner of his eating-August
Flower the Remedy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
March ApriI Ma\

Hoods Sarsaparilla is peculiarly adapted to the
needs of the body during these months 1t thor
oughly purifies and vitalizes the blood, creates
a good appetite, cures biliousness and head
ache. gives healthy action to the kidneys and
liver, and imparts strength to the whole body.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04
March April MAY

Are the best months in which to purify your
blood During the long. cold winter, the blood
becomes thin and impure, the body becomes
weak and tired, the appetite may be lost. and
just now the system Graves the aid of reliable
medicine like Hoods Sarsaparilla,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

For Coughs and throat troubles use
"BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCIIES."
-"Ihey stop an attack of nay asthma
cough very promptly Falch, Mionaa-
q)iIIe. Ohio.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

TEACHER Willie, SPELL felt" Willie
-''F-e-l-t." Teacher-''R Right. jim
mic, what is felt?" "Jimmie-"A lick
in. "-Ihe Epoch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

These are the months in every yea when
thousands of old friends resort to y regular
course of Hoods Sarsaparilla. The fact that
Hoods sarsaparilla, once fairly tried becomes
the favorite spring medicine, speaks volumes
for it's excellence and medicinal merit
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

In these months this year thousands of new
patrons will take Hoods sarsaparllla and real
ize it's benefits in blood purified and strength re-
stored. Will you be one OF the number? Hoods
Sarsaparilla costs but little, and the investment
yields profitable returns. Just try it,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-03-04

Now is the time when you should give Hoods
Sarsaparilla fair trial. That scrotulous faint
which has been in your blood for years may be
thoroughly expelled by giving Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla fair trial 1t really is wonderful blood
purifier and building up medicine
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
True Friendship,

An old seaman named Peters, stationed
on one of the United States cruisers in the
North Atlantic squadron, was a man of
rough exterior but of a warm heart. It's
warmest corner was reserved for certain
young ensign on board the same ship,
whom Peters worshiped with answering
consistency. One day it happened that an
Impractical landsman, while attending to
some duty in the rigging, lost his footing
and fell into the water. AS he was unable
to swim be would probably have drowned
had not an officer sprang after him and
CALAMITY held him up until assistance
came A letter from the secretary Of the
navy, commencing in high terms this
heroic action, was sent to the brave rescuer
and read before the assembled ships
company.
Old Peters viewed the whole proceeding
with feeling of jealousy, and, after brood
ing over the matter for some days, be re-
lieved himself in the following manner:
"Mr. Bradley" said he, sliding up to the
object of his devotion. that there letter
what the secretary wrote, that's fine
thing for a young man to have. You
ought to have one, Mr.. Bradley" why,
yes, Peters," said young Bradley, with his
pleasant smile, that letter Is, undoubted-
ly, thing for any fellow TO be proud of,
but I'm afraid don't quite see my way to
getting one like it,"
Mr. Bradley" answered Peters, in
hoarse tone, inviting confidence, ''termor-
row night, sir, I'll be in the main chains,
fussin with somethin or nuther. P'raps
I'll axerdentally fall into the water Sich
things have happened, as yer know yer
self, sir. Then, Mr.. Bradley. what's to
hinder We from jumping arter me, like your
messmate theref l guess ye'd have as good
q chance as him for one O them letters
from the secretary" There's only one
difficulty about the plan, Peters" said
Bradley, preserving q grave countensnce,
but inwardIy much amused; unfortunate
ly, you see, don't know how TO swim"
'Sho! is that all, siri" returned Peters. I'M
dismayed: that amt nOthin. I'll hold
you up till the boat comes San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
Setting Hin Right.

A rather dense British noblemsn, who
had letters to the best houses in Boston,
and who was the recipient Of much eour-
tssy, left the Hub after few weeks visit.
for the inevitable expedition to the Rock
les, which every Englishman considers an
essential part Of an American experience.
On his return he again visited Boston and
again bethought himself o. calling at .
house where ne had frequently dined on
his former visit IN answer 20 his ring
the old butler. who had been in the family
for many years. came 20 the deer
rs Mrs. B ins'' said ny lord
"Oh. sir" exclaimed the faithful cd
soul with the tears running Down his
shesks, my master Is dying Lord
C.. who suffered a good oeAI (which
rather increased the effect OK kis fashion
able vscuouszess}. stared - the man a
instsn, rs II be cid BOT quite understand
him, and then rsjcinsi with dignity, Il
I didn't Arss for N-NissRr B.; Arsked
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

When Mr. Nagger got back from town
Mrs. Nagger was prscticing = song at the
new piano her mother had given her.
stop that screeching," be snapped,
throwing folded slip Of paper on the tAbie,
"and put that away with the others"
"Our dearly beloved landlord WASN'T ever
agreeable. should jsdFe." remarked Mrs.
NagEer, giving the ino6snsive instru msnf
a fnAl bang and descending frcn q stazR1
At high c.
Nav. I" growled Mr.. Nagger. che wasn't
He said he'd tx that bathroom faucet when
be got COED aud ready. aud II We wanted
screens 10 bad we could put 'em IN our.
selves and pay for 'era tso. Hes dead sore
cause eYerybod but us moved out"
81 told yoH 80. What can you expect %
a landlord who raises the rent 80 per cent
on every Ga, In the bUiidingP
cot course you told noe 50; Of eourss.
You tell ne everything you know. ard
more TOO. Perhaps you can tell me II be
has rented any OF the f4ts"
II can"
Then Why don't yoaf"
"Hs hasn't. He brought IN ore man.
though. 70 look ~ the fat below Us. ard
nearly caught him"
"Rsnt too high, s'poss."
He said it wasn't"
What them
He found cut yoa lived above aud ssid
be knew you. said Mrz- 6sggsr. denursiy,
thus scoring soe on her lord and master
He'll not get a tenant this year" sd
Mr.. Nzgger. igHoring lis villas dsi.o@ts
compliment
How do you k1owf" asked Ara- Sazr-r.
tryinz 20 laugh
''Becaase +" szid Hr. Eazzer, taking .
long rou from ais pockrs, I've bSuEht Yoa
a dozen nsE Solgz Isl Louis StzE SAP
tuzz
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
AT THE DANCE.

Miss valerian Briggs, of Charleston,
whose father brought on the war and
who afterward regretted it, is stopping
at the Floating Island House. She is
beautiful southern girl of about thirty
nine years and loves to discuss the war
with people who are engaged in other
pursuits. In this way she often empties
hotel porch or gets her choice of the
hammocks She was well brought up,
however. and before the var her father
was very wealthy. He owned over
hundred negroes. Now he hasn't any
hardly at all He says if he had it to do
over again be would be more conserv-
alive. Miss Briggs does not use tobacco
in any form.
For two days young man was at the
Big Hominy House near Flat Rocl
last week, but a young widow named
Branscom, from Philadelphia, flushed
him prematurely and his swallowtail
remains as yet unsalted. His name was
La Fsyette Miggs, a tall and why man
from Tennessee. His father was in tn
war and was also very spare man. He
was in the hottest of the fight. but never
got scratch Several notches were cut
in him. but he never got q flesh wound
He had no place for one. When he wa
lscersted he never had gangrene. H
had necrosis.
The young man is heir to beautiful
marble quarry in Tennessee and Is quite
a catch. but the widow cornered him on
a hot afternoon when the sun could
bring out the bouquet of her grewsom,
mourning goods. and he paid his bin at
eventide, and, borrowing tent. went AZ
far into the forest as he could go. as the
crow flies The evaporation of hot tear
from the meshes Of freshly dyed mourn
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

Hugh Miller and DR.. Livingstona. 30 that
IL may with reason Be called a national
land windy Valhzlla.
To ny mind the gem % Professor Ma.
sons speech was bis personal descriptioa
OF the prophet The newspaper paragraph
ist. be said. usually figured aim a. Fan &C.
centric, abseutmindsd and fesoisbodied
old gentleman" who went about noutfer
in2 "Ech sirs," % mon" sSa. na .
'Dinna. dime. ETC But Professor Has
son describes him in his prime - a tall.
spare, formidable looking maa. SIX feet a
height. and his "habitual vocabulary Wa
not Scottish 81 all. bat very choice aud
even stately EngilsA II ron studled hla
intosation, however. zen had hin AZ ones.
He moved among the Lond0nsrs FOR near
~ fry years 40 unabasbsd Auuaudals
man" Ard be made vsTY true au9
faithful friend q Professor Aaasop---Lons
don Globe.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
schiller Liked Lightning.

A curious story is told Of the boyish life
of Schiller. One day. in a tremendous
thunderstorm, the family gathered to
gether in III disguised terror. But Fritz
was missing, aud the father, alarmed for
his safety. sought him in vain IN all the
rooms of the house
truant, and. to his surprise found him
perched on branch OF a solitary tree,
eagerly watching the heavens and the
flashes which lighted up the gloom. He
was wholly indifferent to the rain, which
had wet him TO the skin. and to the dan
ger he incurred To the sharp reproofs Of
his father the boy replied, win a glowing
face:
The lightning is so beautiful / wished
TO see where it came from. ''-ExchanRe-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

ing apparel, especially if the tears b.
shed for another man, cast gloom over
one whose victuals might otherwise sci
well on ones stomach.
Thirty-eight women, fresh ar fun
excursion of children and a colored
waiter with the asthma are stopping al
the Ozone House.
The w. c. T. q. here has raised thirty
dollars toward building an opera house
at this place.
a stag dance was had at Glenn Sour
woods place last Friday was a week
ago, after which watermelon was cut
Many said it was the best doings even
they had been at.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

There vas great fapetion ~ TIE Wal
lace nIouumsHt rear String. Saturday.
whsa there va = iarEs gathering .
SoStchmsn % Eszr Professor E&ssos .
spseech ~ ire answering u = b1st q Car
lyls- i = rzfbeT 3 eurisus idsa q the
cxnny Scsts thzt % making nal - sksir
dead On the cgsgKY PEAK fsat SENS %
guard the eayranee - f5- HiKaisuas. ard
frsgD whira y0a ezn 80 EDe1rsss tlo9H
hoT many 1sfsixsssGs Hrxaes ths haif
mytAss4i Waiiser. th@re arr losGinr dSg1
c1 tbese fesAs ~ FierT efSsxies - HsbeTt
Bruce, Joaa Knox. Geerxs BachAa2n,
Adam Sr1ifk. james Was. Robeyt Burns.
S4< Ksis@r EaExG xzAzsklll CAAl.aSrA.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
True Love.

"Ah, Bertha, 1 am awfully unhappy
You know how deeply in love l am with
Mr.. Drawtooth, the dentist. Well, I've
tried everything to make him aware OF
my passion. I've already allowed him
to pull out six good teeth. and still he
has not yet made any sign of proposing.
-Fiegende Batter
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
TRANSLATION.

The danger of attempting TO translate
from one language into another, unless
one is reasonably familiar with the Ian
guage he is using, was illustrated by a
mistake recently made by a young French.
woman.
She had come from Paris, and wished to
establish herself in this country as q
teacher of the French language. She Ae-
cordingly inserted the following advertise
ment in one of the papers,
"a young Partisan lady desires to show
her tongue to classes of American ladies.
Address," etc.-Youth's Companion
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

Mr.. S1burb-You are very lzts 20
night Supper was ready tTo hSaz.
ago.
Mr.. Suburb-Yes. missed ths B.1f
train aud Rad 70 take tbs 519.
Mrs. S.-But that IL only two mia.
utes.
Mr.. S.-Yss. my dear. bit tbs s17
comes straight through. and TIE 5slt
stops st Ia stations before - gess hers
God News
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

1.-TWO days before Whit Monday, when
visitors are expected. Dear me, the
sky is quite overcast again; Lotto, put a
little more butter into the cake"
"But, why, motherT"
Because we shall very likely have to
eat it Observation-Disclosures.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
She Was All Right.

Father say, Fred, why don't 20
make love to that pretty Miss st. Cyr?
Son-I don't like her, papa. She said
was green, don't you know.
Father tcommiseratingly)-Well, well,
my boy, you can't say she was color
blind, can you?-Truth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
BUNCOMBES SOCIAL STIR
NOTES PICKED UP HERE AND Their.
BY BILL NYE.

Some Of Buncombe's Most Prominent So
ciety Chasers Who VIII Be Proud and
Pleased to Read the Accompanying
Notices About Themselves.
Copyright, 1891, by Edgar w. Nye.l
CRAIG-Y-Nos, Buncombe Co., N. C.,l
September, 1891.
The following society notes regarding
the summer movements of people in our
set may be of interest to our many read
ers, and if published will be regarded as
a special favor by those parties whose
names have been surreptitiously sent in
to me;
Mr.. A. Wetmore Rumsey is back from
Bar Harbor, whittier he has been valet
ing for Mr.. De Fuyster Packenham, of
Cook county, Ills. Mr.. Rumsey does
not know whether he will return to Bar
Harbor again this season or not. Much,
he says, viii depend upon how Mr.. De
Fuyster Packenham feels about it
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
@lA1w
MisapplIed Confidence.

He was the sixth this summer. A
they sat in the hammock together h
good right arm stole slowly around he.
slender waist, and he whispered, "This
is what call making glad the waste
places"
"Oh, no; wouldn't call it that" she
said softly.
"Why not, darling7"
"Because-because q waste place il
one that has never been cultivated be
fore" -Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
Not Good at Guessing.

Miss Passee (sweetly)-Do you thinI
you could guess my age?
Mr.. Goodfello (honestly)-Fm not good
at guessing ages couldn't come within
forty years of it.-New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

In parts of Scotland persons suffering
from epilepsy are directed to drink warm
water from the skull Of a person who has
committed suicide II pieces Of the skull
are powdered and swallowed with the draft
it will be doubly eficAcious.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
PlantV Iaft-

DeWilkens-No, Miss Tomkins, I am
afraid you won't see much of me, be-
cause, you see, l am up to my ears il
work.
Miss Tomkins-Oh, am sure we can
still see q great deal of you then.-Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

In Massachusetts, there are more than
S35o. 10000 deposited II savings banks,
and ali Of IL is in small sums, for the Law
does net allow any person TO draw interest
GA more thaH 81 900 in any bank
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
A Paradox.

There is a poor man in Atcbison WHIT
says ne has no desire to be rich. He Is
also q liar.-Atchison Globe.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
A Comforting Rejection.

The love Of the man who marries for
money is founded upon the rocks.-Pitts
burg Press
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30
Reckless Lightning.

Uncle Mose-Big thunderstorm yes
terday. Lightnin struck me right on de
head.
Employer-You don't say SO! Get hurt
much?
Uncle Mose-Guess it did. l reckon
mex time dat hghtnin will look to see
whar it's goin.-Good News.