New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-03-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Says Judge Richards, of Chicago: IL was once .
Justice in Bosquc County, Tex. when little man
was brought in by constable and two assistants for
the offence Of carrying two rcvovers. told him he
pay 25 and lose the weapons. At that the little
fellow broke down and actually cried. Finally, with
the tears streaming down his checks, he said: 'oh
Judge jes' let me bid 'em good-by Ma Civ em to
me- an can't go without handlin' them ieS' once
/ consented, and the moment he cot the weapons he
Strengthened up and dwelling them, yelled I'D like
few see the gal0ot get mas pistols now. Now
I'm a-goin' on my Journey Nobody tried to stop
him"
IIu,band-I enough money last night at poker
Wife lsObbingD-I think you might stop PLAYING those
hOrrd cards, John. You know what il may lead to
In tho end, and 10 think that shOuld ever be the
wife Of a gambler. This Is tt-tOo much. What kind
OF dress shall get !-(Cioak Review
Nature has her own remedy for dphthera,' SAYS
a Chicago man. 1T is nothing more nor less than
pineapple Juice. | declare that have found 1t to be
a specific. II will cure the worst case that ever
mortal flesh was afflicted with. | did not discover
the remedy. The colorcd people Of the south did that
TWO years aeo l was engaged in numbering In MS
sissibpi one of my children down with dph-
iberia and the question of his death simply the
problem for a few hour, to determine An old colored
man 10 whom nv wife had shown some hndnesses,
called al the house, and saying he had heard OF my
little ones Illness urged try pineapple juice
The old fellow declared that in Louisiana, where he
came from, he had seen it tried million times, and
that in each case il had proved effective so Sc
cured q pineapple and squeezed ont the Juice After
a while we cot some Of it down the boys throat, and
in a short time he was cured. The pineapple should
be thoroughly ripe. The juice is of 30 corrosive
nature that it will cut out the dphtherc mucus.
tell you II is "A sure cure
4 Men, from the Military Exhibition, 1890. Scene:
niece standing before the recumbent figure ol wounded
soldier who has mOuthpicce of military inter In ms
month There, my dear. how wonderful tliest moJI
Invention, are. % be- sure! There's poor wounded
soldier on the field of battle telcphonng home 70 MS
friends that he's been shot."-lNooAshne'
The "Conchs" as the people arc called who in
habit the coast Of Florida and whose chief occupation
and source Of living is from the wrecks OF vessels
driven ashore must envy the people about vineyard
sound inst now There have been no less than four
vessels stranded in the sound within week. FIRST
the war ship Galena and the large Savy tug went
ashore week ago tonight Then the Navy torpedo
boat Tr!ana sent with provisions to the shipwTecked
people, was stranded only few miles from the "aleha
on sunday. Another vessel, the coal steamer
Hercules went ashore NauShon Island on Wednes'
day. and will become total loss. The four vessels are
all within sight of each other.
rs tho family IS about TO sit down to dinner the
news II the death Of aunt i received >uduelI,
little Emile asks. looking lOngnsly at the well MEL
plate: " Papa. must We cry now or can we "di' "n
We have eaten dinner !'-(FHesendc Batter
says society woman of Boston: " Mrs. Jack Gardner
is one of the seven wonders OF Boston. There Is
nobody like her in any city I'm this country. she
/, a millionaire BOhemicnne she IS eccentric, ara
she has the courage of her cccenrlcity she j Inc
leader Of the smart set but she often leads where none
dare follow she is thirty-fve, plain and wide
mouthed but has the hands0meSt neck, shoulders ana
arm, in all Boston, She initiates nobody; everything
,he does is novel and original. she Is as brilliant
a. her own diamonds, aud as attractive some one
has well put il: All Boston is divided into two parts Ot
which one follows science, and The other Mrs. Jack
Gardner. She is patron OF art, music ana the
drama: she is the female Maecenas Of Boston she
brings out gniuscs OF all sorts. Poets, arustS'
Buddhist, priests and siberian political eXllesshe Is
their refuge anu their strength French visitor ID
Boston, captlvatcd and dazzlei, said in the club room
. 1t is to me astonishing that yOu permit this most
charming woman to remain widow You see the
Joke Of thi, IS that there is in existence somewhere
a Mr. Jack Gardner who pays all the bills
Those Trusts.-City Man-What's the matter, my
friend a.. A., ..v
Mr lIaysced-I'm mad as a hornet bout the way
the things Is gOin-trustS and combines ana HlohOp-
olies everywhere | just had TO pay a cent more
for ball OF string, and they told me 1t was count
of tn Irvine trust - .hoss
CITY Maxwell. it is shame the way these
combines force things up, raising the price OF eNeS
thng-whcat. corn potatoes, butter apples =.
MIR Ilaysccd-Eh! DO trusts raise me prices "a
farm produces Oh. we'll mcbby tlcy amt such ID"
things arter all-New York Weekly.