The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-28
al Mayors.
4. BAB'S SUMNER TALK.
BRIGHT ECT WEATHER GOSSIP
FROM a CLEvER WOMAN.

Woman's Deal Sunni Resort-W hat
Sac Expects to Pind-When the
American Man Is Abroad--An Au-
thor's xcuse for Judas-Jerome K.
Jerome and Rudyard Kiphng-How
to Maze an Actors Heart Happy
Write a Successful Play - When
You're Away This Summer-what To
Do and What Not To 10.
NEW YoRK, June 2.-Everybody meets
you with the same question. "Where are
you going to spend the summer2" aud eve-
wise you not to 60.
woMAN's IDEAL SUMNER RESORT.
The ideal summer resort seems to be
something uhobtainable to the feminine
mind. She wants salt water to battle in,
and yet she prefers that the salt water
shouldn't be billowy. and knock her down.
Then she wants sandy besch. but not one
that's too sandy. aud which will cause its
grains to get into her low shoes, but still
sandy enough for the children to dig in
She prefers the hotel, while it really is q
be sociable, and yet she gets raving mad
when, after a lot of sociabiity, she discoy-
ers that her newly made acquaintances
crlticise her as well as the other people who
are about. Back of the hotel she wants the
mountains, because, she likes the mountain
cir once in while, and she likes the chill
dren TO go there on picnic, but she hopes
most earnestly that 1t won't be a snaky
mountain and that there will be no poison
ivy. Then in the hotels she wishes it dis
tinctly understood that she desires q num-
Der Of closets, and it never dawns on her
that II she had as many closets as she
wanted the hotel would be short about ten
rooms. Then, although it's distinctly un-
derstood that maids and servants are to be
kept out of kitchens and laundries, she can't
be made to understand that the discipline of
the hotel won't allow her maid to 60 in and
do little fine washing for her. She don't
care whether nybody else's Diaid gets there
or not. Oh, lovely woman is a most un-
selfish creature when she IL arranging to
spend the summer in the country.
!, myself
AM LOOKING FOR AN ELYsIUM,
but hope it will be place where the air
and the cooking will be good, aud shall be
left peacefully alone, where can loaf and
read, and have my own good time In my
own way. | don't know whether | shall
get the place, or not, but hope, aud hoping
helps one along great deal At present
believe that spot that want is in the Alle-
ghany mountains, but it's only my belief in
mankind makes me think I've found i5.
AMERICAN MEN THINK OF TIE WOMEN.
Apropos OF mankind, are many of yours
going abroad. and did it ever dawn on you
as soon as it is mentioned that one is, how
greedily you begin TO speculate on what be
will bring back TO you2 The Englishmau
has very little idea of bringing things bach
that he brings himself he considers quite
enough But the American vans to de.
light your soul by bringing something &c
everybody; letting the girls unpack his
trunk as be fires out bundle after bundle,
and says: ''This is for you; / got it In
Paris" and This is for Kate; picked II
up in London, and there are a lot of me
chanical toys got for the children in Ger
many. What did l bring your mother
Wen, I'm going to show that to YOU
mother when she is all by herself - and Sc
he laughs, and takes her off in a corner. and
after warning her, NOW you mustn't
laugh" she looks up in his face, and he says
Wen, 4 suppose you think it is rather
Nv, but saw this, and l thought of the
me when you used to tie a true lover,
act 10 blue ribbon for me, aud whom Isaw
us made