Evening journal., 1891-01-05
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"ScHNs IDER, what is the nameo Of that new
| powder they'r using in the army TO prevent
| Mig attacks of the en- my2" ''Insect DOW
der, OF course. ."-tliegende Blatter.
Invssted Dollar and Realized million.
| Brown aud his friend Perkins were talking
| about Investments
Once Invested 81 900 in real estate" said
| Perkins. "and doubled IL in less than six
months. That was the best investment ever
made. Pretty good, wasn't II 2"
" 've done better than that said Brown
| Two yeais ago was told by all my friends
| thar ! was going into con umptio1, and
thought they were right about it, I mad a dry,
hacking cough, no appetite, my eleep came Nv
| fta and star rts, and seem. d 10 do me no pooS
and often there was dull. heavy pain n my
chest ] Kept growing weaker aud weaker,
| and a. last nightsweats set in / thought IL
was all up with me then. / had consulted two
doctor and taken quart OF their medicine.
and r. ceived no benefit from It One DAY /
happened % read something about DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and made up my
mind togive IL a trial, bnt ! didn't. expect il
would hep me. invested a dollar in bottle
OF II. and II helped me from the nrst dose. Ii
ne PED ard 10 cured me, and when compare
ny present Rood health with the miserable
h alth Of two years ago think / am safe ia
saving that my investment was a much better
one than Yours. You can't reckon health by
any measure of dollars and cents; IL ycn
could should say that had realized at LEAST
a million from my SI.O0 invegtn,ent.r The
Golden Medical Discovery" is guRrap~
teed 20 benz iit or cure in All diseases for whf,
II ~ Is recommended or money paid for it will
JOHN DoE-"A reyou carrying MORTGAGE
on your housel" Richard Ros-"Yes, aud
st-ange to say, I'm csrrying IL because can't
lift it, Boston Transcript.
GooDwIN-"He about the terrible acct
dent on he New York and Bugleville Rail.
road Yesterday" Sands mo, what was ityi
GOOD win They paid dividend. nd."-Ameri
can Or err.
~ JAPANESE and Chinese goods. Kim Yune,
4le Market street
THERE isn't much deception about drass-
makers. Vhsv are generally bnsy when they
seam-sew. Binghamton Lsader. ~, 49, .s..s
BIfEKs -"Have you ever seen anything like
Mrs. LNwcnt es dress since you we're borp7"
Dramatic Mirror.
ALLOW. NE to add my tribute 10 the efficacy
of Ely's Cream Balm | was suffering from
a severe attack Of inhnenza and catarrh and
was induced TO try your remedy. The result
was marvellous, coulA hsrnlr artioulate.
and in less than twenty-fOur hours the ca
tarrhal symtome and my holrseuess disaD-
peared and i was able 10 sing a heavy roe in
6rand Opera with voice unimp ired.
II Hamilton, Leading Basso of the C., ID.
He's Grand Opera Co.
- = hAhIhlIA M IN an western restaurant-"I
see you have oysters on c, bill OF fare ere
they freshf" ''Ye Z, sab. JUS cut OBJ de can.
sab. New York Weekly.
The loafer may never get rich. but ho
q ways has a corner on the street. Washing
ton Star.
DR. DRHARDr's Pennproyal Pills, are the
only genuine pennyroVal pills made All
druggists and by mail, 81. Onice, 203 ".
9th St.. Phila. Ladies' bewal OF imita ions
THE world never knows what loud prayers
a man can offer until he is called upon 10
pray for the sins Of his neigh Dor. --Atchi5on
Globe.