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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
BRIGHT BITS.

SPEAKING of the democratic nominations"
said Bacon, II understand that Flower has
Doodle, but Sheehan has none"
well, then, it is only single barreled'
ticket, replied gbert.-YonkerS Statesman.
FIRST Youth lat railway depot)-Traveled
Second Youth-Not yet, but expect to before
1 stop. Il am going west to seek my fortune.
First Youth-Just got back. Lend me dime.
Milwaukee Journal
'JHEAR that water sold for a5 cents a glass in
the newly opened lands of Oklahoma. Is it
so?"
"Quite likely replied the returned boomer.
Il don't know, though. didn't have time to
wash when was there. "-B,l6alo Express.
LES PLAY war, said little Tommy.
'How do you play war;" asked little Eddie.
20, it's easy enough. You take the bread
knife and ~ taketthg toasting FORK"
''What'n we do ihen?p y atEr
Nothing but stand and look at each other
and both be afraid Detroit Free Press.
Mr.. R. KANsAw-Yes sir: when I stopped at
the Palmer house in Chicago the waiter gin me
q napkin. an looked al me much as ter say:
Bet yer don't know what that's fer
Mr.. Morris-But you did. Ell?
Mr.. r. Kansaw-Wal, guess so; just kept
my eye peeled for minute, and then l tucked
it under my chin and sailed in like the rest of
them.-Puck.
FIVE or six persons saw him pick up a ten
dollar piece from the floor of the street car and
two or three said simultaneously: II dropped
that"
I'm an honest man," replied the finder,
land if l knew who lost this would restore it,
but none of you fellows own it. The mau who
dropped it got off the car three squares back. 3"
| Smith Gray Monthly.
"BY GETTING your tickets over our line -
urged the travelling passenger agent of the X,
and Z. railway you will save sixteen hours
| time on the trip.F4
ION the A., B and c. route, said the agent of
the rival line, you get 297 miles more riding for
the same money" The agriculturist from
Hawcreek bought his ticket over the A., B. and
c. route.-Chicdgo Tribune.
BISHOP VowLER SHORT of st. Asaph was
very fond Of school inspection, all who re-
member him know. He tried one day to explain
the meaning of ''bs'etting sim When he
thought he had succeeded, he went on: Now
you see that l am a bishop, living in a fine
house. with horses and carriages, and many
servants. What do you suppose my besettlng
sin likely TO be-" A little girl. who had but i'm
perfectly undo stood his explanation, promptly
replied drunkenness please sir. NO, my
dear. no; humbly think not" said the bishop.
Rravely, while every one else was convulsed with
laughtsr.-Cturc h Times.
FROM Clara soft lip her fond swain by surprise
In q moment % ri e boldly ravished kiss.
81 nsVeT-how dare YOU" offended sac cries
WAS there ever such impudence heard of as
this?"
20, pardon, sweet maid, on my knees entreat.
Nor frown so severe" urged the terrified
swain;
''If e'er the sweet trespass dare to repeat
May the smile of those lips never bless me
Then See that you don't, said she pardoning
fair,
For l cannot endure such beard on my
skin:
And if ever you do SO again, l declare,
wish you'd be sure that you have a smooth
chin" JUDGE
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Although the President has ostentatiously
concerned with the law ard sat down on
the scheme TO allow republican clerks to go
home to vote at government expense in
time lost, it does not follow that the admin
istration is not in Other ways doing all it
can 20 help along the cause In the close
states. Lately a number Of cleft over''
democratic postmasters have been removed
before the end of their terms in Ohio, Iowa
and Massachusetts,. No charges have been
preferred against them except that their
places were wanted for republicans. Up
70 quito recently these few postal re-
mainders Of the Cleveland administration
had been undisturbed. because, IN some IN
stances, there were no applicants for their
places, aud I'm Others because the local
political magnates could not agree upon
their successors. As tie camDaign has
warmed up, however, the local bosses have
gotten together. and Fourth Assistant Post
master General Rsthbone has selected a.
their SUCCESSORS persons who. it Is thought.
can help the party In those very close
states. So It will be seen that the President
IL quietly huBiliug 20 hold on 70 bis osn
Job by firing others out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
INDEX TO INV ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEErINos-Young Mems Hebrew Associa-
ton: Savannah Lodge 40. SO, K. Of P; The
Merchants ID Mechanics Loan and Building
Association; The Commercial Club.
SPECIAL Nor Everything in Season at
Fried & Hicks Circular Sawyer Wanted, the
Liberty Manu- acturins Company; Stockholders
Savannah Savings Bank; English Brown Derby
Hats, FaIS Clothing Company.
REssRvED-For A. K Al1mayer & Co.
Yo GsT FIr-B. H. Levy & Bro.
ANUS zxESrs- Hermann at the Theater
Oct. II.
MEDIcAL-Radway's Ready Relief.
NOODLES. ETc.-A. NJ. & G. w. West.
PEAS ETc.-W. D. Simkins.
AUCTION SALES The Italian bark Lottero,
with Cargo ofLumbar, by R. D. LaRoche & Co.
Two Hors s, Buggy, etc, by | D. LaRoche 6
Son; TOBACCO by J. j. Oppenheim.
NEw RAIsINs-Est. S. w. Branch.
CHEAP CoLCGS AovERrIssxESrs-HelpW Want
ell; g nooy nalC VAlt,1; For Rant: For sale
Lost; Found; Personal: Miscellaneous
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
AWAY Behind the age.

Another outrage has just been committed
on an English railway which furnishes ad-
ditional testimony to the dangers attending
the separa q compartment System
Asa great western train was pulling out
of the station az OldDury one day last week
an unknown young man student dashed
across the platform and jumped into
second-class carriage. At the time no one
except the daughter Of q Birmingham
! merchant was in the compartment.
! When the man who had 50 uncerenoniously
entsred the compartment found himself
safely landed and in the presence OF al un-
attended young woman he glared at her
with insane fury and to her utter consterna-
ton she found herself alone with maniac.
There was no mistakiug the glitter of those
eyes. Though terror Immediately prompted
her to scream for help no one seemed to hear
her cries and sac was left completely at the
mercy of a mailman in an apparently vio-
lent mood.
When the train had attained full speed
the intruder suddenly threw open the door
on the side near which sne had crouched i'll
a corner fairly paralyzed with fear. Seiz-
ing her about the waist he violently hurled
her from the carr. age while the train sped
swiftly along.
Though sac struck the ground with great
force the young woman was not killed. But
she was very severely bruised. Still she
managed TO reach the nearest station and
tell her story.
Dispatc les sent in every direction failed
to secure the arrest of her assailaat because
he had left the train before tie officers re-
ceived the alarm. Search in every direc-
ton likewise proved uaayailing. With
true manaic cunning he had made good his
escape.
Yet European civilization tenaciously
clings to a system that not only makes such
crimes possible but actually invites them.
In that particular, if iu no other respect
European railways are fully quarter Of q
century behind the age.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Water can now be hGd Ia the great hog
metropolis Of the west at reduced rates. In
the old days when water was carried AROUND
on carts the price per barrel was cents
That price did not seem exorbitant, the
Chicago Herald thinks. In fact it was
thought cheap. Now the cost to the con-
sumer is about one-third OF cent per bar
rel-thirty barrels FOR 10 cents. And at
that rate the city makes large profits. Out
OF these profits is paid the cost OF
pipe extensions and renewals and
of various other matters, and
still there remains untouched revenue
amounting TO nearly 5000. 900. Inasmuch
as great deal Of piping has beon done IN
advance o. population the rate Of profit
will rapidly increase IN the future Vacant
spaces will henceforth lie filed 10 with i'm.
proyements and people rather than new
spaces acquired. Extensions Of the water
service 10 h-aoY directions aud 10 extreme
distances are therefore nearly cJmpleis ana
pefmenept But the perennial and ever
blooming saloon has grogB ~ numerous IN
chicago 'sens them days" thag there is not
lnpep demand Tor Wa.er-eEoeDt 10 scala
hegs
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Bids are soon to be invited for 450. 900
square feet of side walks for the Chicago ex-
position grounds. For the most part these
walks will be forty feet wide. No re-
strictions are to be put on bidders for the
work. Every contractor will be allowed to
bid on his own kind OF work, and from all
the different kinds Of walks proposed what
Is thought to be the cheapest and best
adapted to the purposes of the exposition
will be selected Now the enterprising con-
tractors Of Savannah who wish to make
fame and fortune might take a whack a.
this work
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

The KING OF SIAM is said to have in one of his
country palaces a wonderful pavilion, says the
Chicago Times. 1t was built by a Chinese engi-
neer refuge for the king during the extreme
heat of the summer. The walls, ceilings and
floors are formed of pieces of plate glass an
inch thick. These are so perfectly fitted to-
gether with a transparent cement that the
joints are invisible. and no fluid can penetrate
The pavilion is IS feet long and II wide
and stands in the middle of a huge basin
of beautifully colored marbles When the
king enters the pavilion the single door is
closed and cemented. Then the sluice gates
are opened, and the basin is filed with water
Higher and higher it rises until the pavilion is
covered and only the ventilators at the top con
meet it with the open air. When the heat OF
the sun is SO great that the water almost boils
on the surface of the freshest fountains this
pavilion is deliciously cool And this is the
way the King of Siam cools himself off in hot
weather. 1t sounds very delightful.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

When the mill men Of Southeast Texas
and Southwest Louisiana met at New Or
leans last week the association adopted
resolutions setting forth that tho depressed
condition OF the money market had 80 cur
tailed the consumption Of material by rail-
roads and Improvement companies that
freight rates and railroad commissions kept
matters unsettled and that commissioner
rates have shut that section on from a
large cart u the trade Moreover the
present ruling prices are below the cost OF
production. Therefore Il was resolved that
al mills In tSat section reduce tbs output
one.half until the present policy ls changed.
TheB . committee wss app0iated - confer
with ne southern Lumbsr Association 70
~ aad agjusl q gauge.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
Won't Work.
Tron tIe Ricbmo,,d otofs lDen,

The persistent attempts of certain republican
organs 10 inisrepresent Gov Campbell and Mr.
Flower viii help these gentlemen Because
Mr Flowers coach has a cOat-of- arms on II the
New York managers OF the Republican party
have taken that a. an issue. This shows the
weakness Of the fight on Flower. What has =
painted panel on carriage 20 do with a mans
gubernatorial qnAlincatl0nsf The fact that
By Eis enemies, but the force OF that fact Is
PAIRED BY the otter fact that Fassetf Is the
son-lnJaH n rich ulau, whose barrel u a. hls
service. Flower = a true type ~ the American
rlf.mate man. n d. b. rich be carved out be
osn Fortunes honestly and brGYcly No mao
hes lnPeseAee - ialegFity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Once more it is broadly intmassd ~ the
friends of President Harrison TIA. tie latter
has received some iutimatio1, directly or in
directly, from Secretary Blaine which makes
him feel certain that the secretary will not
return to the state department, and at the
same time that be will not be q candidate
for President, but will retire from public
life. Before long an authoritative announce
ment to this effect is expected from Secre-
tary Blaine. Yet the Washington corre-
spondents fad it impossible to get President
Harrison TO talk about the matter. 50 it
may ultimately prove to be only another
rumor similar to its many predecessors.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Late Vienna dispatches report that ex-
King Milan is in rather bad financial
straits. He has made arrangements with a
Russian bank for loan of 3 100000 francs
at 8 per cent. interest and per cent more
for sinking fund. To do this ne mort-
cages his share Of the property of the royal
family. This action of the Russian bank,
it is said, means that Milan is to receive a
Russian subsidy for political services to be
rendered. Another question agitating the
minds Of The people is how he disposed Of
the large fortune inherited from Prince
Michael. He has loaned large amounts in
former years. But the present one is his
last resource: Very likely the ex-klng has
fallen into the Prince of Wales habit of
carrying around his own counters with
him. That seems to come pretty high.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Saturday last Chicago was agitated by a
genuine sensation caused by the announce
ment that ex-Mayor Carter II. Harrison
proposes to purchase the Chicago Times
and turn it into q rafting free silver and
protection, farmers alliance, democratic
paper. Harrison is a millionaire, and the
price Of the paper is 100000. His ambition
is to become the alliance candidate for
President next year. and incidentally 70
cross out scores against Senator Palmer and
William NJ Springer. But when Mr. Har-
rison tackles newspaper like the T.rsss be
viii find that revenge comes high.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

II IS big thing, the Vioksburg Herald
thinks. that the low price of cotton and the
consequent ''pinch" for the last ten months
have not at all shaken the confidence ef
northern investors in the south. They real
ize that their investments are on lower
and safer valuation than in the west and
that our crop Of colt n at anything like a
fsir price will make things easy in this sec
ton. Aided by the big corn yield the
present crop will make money plentiful here
and encourage southern investments again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
CURRENT COMMENT.
Better Blunder Than Plumber.

From the Providence Journal Qnd).
The Boston Journal thinks that, with the
large democratic majority in the next House,
1T is certain that there will be continuous and
colossal b uldering." That may be so. Bnt if
it is more colos sal than the laundering of Mr.
Reeds majority In the last congress, which
caused the unprecedented overturn of last
November, it will be marvel, indeed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
Fax, But They'll Have Funl

From the Philadelphia Telegraph (Rep.).
The public mind in Ireland is completely at
sea as TO a successor to Parnell. The would be
leaders themselves will have a Kilkenny time of
it before they settle the question. There is no
one among them capable of taking his place,
for, with all his pecularites and his recognized
weak points. in his time, he welded an in
tuence which Will be the curious study of fu-
ture historians.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Law and the police are bearing down
rather hard upon the gamblers who have
been attempting to pursue their calling in
st. Louis in defiance OF law. They have
received severe blow. When the chief of
police declared in very emphatic terms his
policy to the effect that he would stop
gambling or run every gambler out of town
the gamblers hired lawyers and ran their
games. Thereupon the police raided them
and arrested proprietors and players. Bond
was promptly offered. But the chief ordered
them locked up under the Missouri law that
gives him power to hold prisoners for
twenty-four hours without charge. This
was a staggerer. Efforts we're then made
to punish the chief for contempt of court in
refusing bond when ordered by the judge
of a court. That failed. Then it was tried
TO punish him for oppression in Office. That
also failed. Then the chief became the ag-
gressor and surprised the gamblers by
charging them with being Migrants. On
this charge one Of the biggest fellows was
convicted and there are similar
cases against others. 1t is thought this will
drive them cut of town or into the work.
| house. Such a system might also work
here. 1t is worth trying, These be hard
times for the chip professor. But he has no
business being a chip professor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
Increasing the Crop of Intelligence
From the Chicago Times (Ind).

With the president of Harvard University
telling the people exactly how To cure the evils
of municipal government and the president OF
Leland Stanford University explaining pre-
c.seiy bow the farmers may eXtricate them
selves from their troubles there seems 10 be no
dagger that the annual crop of college-br bred
men with unfailing remedies for imaginable
diseases OF the body polite will fail of.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14
ora NEW YOKK OFFICE.

MAIL. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
., the MORNING NKws. office . Park Row
vorh All Advertising business outside Of
shs states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
INA VII be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

LADY lat Charity Bazaarl-Nr. Closefst
won't you buy this rose? Ii is only So
Mr.. Closeiist-Nery sorry, madam, out it is
rather too dear for me.
Lady kisses the roSe)-Aud now?
Mr.. Closefst with low bow)-Now IL is
Drlc sless Truth
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

Down in New Jersey the wind got up and
howled az the rate u lhirty-eght miles a.
hour sunGay last. Lucky fgr bin thai
Bridegroom Eagle BuTd 0rubb had oartod
bic hog1ng shisEFrs 0ut a tho e9gstfy
bsf0re that lime
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-14

I'm LEFT" she sighed, when the young man
she wanted ma ried another girl.
Now. if could only get left" murmurei
the you ne man who wanted her, and she was
so pleased with his wit that she let him and
Trey were happy ever after Detroit Free
Pyegs
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-11
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

r OS ANGELES AND PACIFIC RAILWAY
IL Company-Location of principal place Of
business, Los Angeles city, California.
Notice is hereby given. that at a meeting of
the Board of Directors held on the 18th day of
share was levied upon the capital stock issued
of the corporation, payable Immediately to
the secretary at his Office in s. W. Luitwieler's
building, on the northeast corner of Requena
and Los Angeles streets, Los Angeles, California
All stock upon which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on the 18th day of Jnly, 1891.
shall become delinquent on that day, and all
stock upon which said delinquent assessment
shall not be paid on or before the 1st day OF
August, 1891, shall be on that day sold (or SO
much thereof as necessary for the purpose of
collecting the delinquent assessment, together
with cost of advertising and expenses of sale
BY order of tho Board of Directors.
6i4 I'd F. Il. FRANTZ, Secretary
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-11
TWO COLLEGE PRESIDENTS.
Each Is Quite Young, and Both Hav
Enviable Records.

Eacn Is quite Young, ana BOth have
Enviable Records.
Decidedly the youngest college president
in America, and probably the youngest in
the world, is President A. E. Turner, Of
the Cumberland Presbyterian college, at
Lincoln, Neb. This institution was first
opened for students in 1866. and has had
four presidents, Mr.. Turner the last. He
was born in 1862, entered the institution of
which he is president at the age of fifteen,
graduated in 1881, was principal of Ash
more Qlls.) seminary for three years, and
then became professor of natural sciences
at Lincoln. In 1888, when lacking some
weeks of twenty y-eight years, he was made
president. The institution has fourished
under his control, and now, at the age Of
twenty-nine, he holds an honorable place
among educators.
Another youthful professor, whose work
is yet to come, however, is DR.. William
Rainey Harper, who was unanimously
elected president of the University of
Chicago at the first meeting of the trustees
after their board was incorporated. He
was born in New Concord, Muskingum
county, O., July %, 1885, entered the Musk
ingum college at ten, and took his degree