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Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
WHY PEOPLE ARE Blue
MOI 80 Mach Because Ibings DO Not Go
RIghs Because They Are Not
hight IhSna-sises->Sas


oS04 A4tfGC.
The rapid manner Of living which has
become u Characteristic OF oar Amen
can people, has brought about nerve
exhaustion; and "sprlng medicine"
means an entirely different thing 10 the
advanced practitioner OF the present
time than II ala 10 the doctor OF nifty
years ago, " hose man dependence Vas
calomel and biOOd-iegting, In view Of
thls fact the following interview with a
prominent physician makes interesting
and valuable reading:
Dr. A. ". h. Newton, SIS fremont
ST., Boston, Is strong believer IA the
unequaled value of Paine's Celery
Compound. lis hrst acquaintance
with tins remedy dates from lis use boy
himself IN case of blood poisoning
brought on by a surgical operation.
He found that 1t produced results oh
talnable from no other medicine. and
since then has prescribed II freely.
especially in the spring. The sallow or
pimpled skin. headache, sour stomach,
langor and tired feeling, backache, and
loss Of appetite, which are 80 common
at TINS season OF the year. are promptly
and permanently cured 10y the use OF
tnis medicine. lt strengthens the
nerves, thus regulating the circulation
OF the blood and IN short time after
us use IS commenced. the pure blood
jOyously pulsates through the veins,
carrying new life and vitality 10 every
part.
Thousands of physicians find that
this remedy IS just what IS needed at
this season OF the year. Ii gives par
tcuiarly good results IN nervous des-
pOndency, neuralgia, general debility,
sleepiessness. and other nervous dis.
orders. When tins medicine Is used
the cheeks once more become rosy. the
steps grow hr SIX, the eyes regain their
accustomed brightness, the muscles be-
come firm, melancholy aud low spirits
are replaced by happiness and buoy
ancy, while the memory IS stronger and
the mind more vigorous and capable
of directing most momentous affairs
of business.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Articles of assoc alton Of the Master
Horseshoer's Association Of Grand Rap
IDS have been tiled at the county clerk 6
Office. The purposes Of The association
are stated to be the improvement Of the
sccisi and material interests, regulation
Of wages. laws ard conditions 81 en-
pioyment and the employment Of sp-
prentices. The following are the Off
Gers. President. Andrew Doyle. wee
President. William Wilson; Secretary,
Solomon psrshbachsr. financial sec
Rotary, Joseph Mccarthy; Treasurer,
Wn1. DugEan, ergeant-st-Arms, Jbos
HOOPER.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
CONTAGIOUS Diseases.

The following are the contagious dis
eases reported at the health office yes
terday: Diphtheria-John Hendorp.
80 WoaIthy-ave.; Mrs. Amanda Craw-
ford aud three children, 240 jefferson
ST.; Willard Lannigsn, % Bsrtleu-st.;
Bessie, Lulu and BABY Lynch, 643
Wcalthy-ave. Scarlet feyer-Joseph
Cough. 3S2 North Ionia-st.; George
Patterson. All Ottava-st.; Phil and
Martha Barber, rear of 5l7 ottaws-st.
Measlos-Iiarney Wannlnk, SIS North
PTospect-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
A Mighty Slow Tram.

To the Editor Of the TFLtGR AN-HtE,Lps
Speaking Of speed on the South otta-
wa cable line, gentlemen boarding a
train at Fulton street yesterday thus
notified the conductor: Now, re-
member. II you survive me on this trip
and can be kept 50 long without spoil
ing, am 20 be buried on that vacant
lot near Lawn Court and my old clothes
are to be gwen to the l.. =. A. Home
Now, remember" Tire conductor
promised, merely remsrkiug, Il am
afraid If I should survive YOU, sir,
Will be . very old man 10y the time We
reach Lawn Court. Il.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

TIE following burpl permits we're
issBed Yesterday Lille >. zavfiz. Ia
sherman 81, rhthisis puimersl'ss Ter
esa = BoTee. 4 Neehsrfc-.t-, infentie
convulsons. child 81 Nlli&sn Under
man. sl5 Proed ysF. dropsy. Louis Nc
Nafusra. S1~fh FafaYstte-sf.. fneuin.
etss. Narr A fhsf &c. 25s Fulton st.
he4niyslegis; ysi.rs Crawford, 249 5ef-
fsTs0n, oiphtheYia.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

RIOS. A. {. ASH. gupaE.

=
The People vs.. Charles NJ. Curtis, IN
formation for forgery; continued over
one term
Milton NJ. Morse ct al, We. Frederick
lmmen, chaneery; hearing on order 10
show cause.
Bridget Condor VS.. Emma Sehroei-
Der. eleetment; order granting new
trial and costs 10 abide event.
John Pauh We. North Park Railway
Company, tfespass on the ease; order
setting aside judgment 10y reason of
mistrial and costs 10 ABIDE event.
George Kousser VS.. North Park Rail
way Company, trespass on the case;
order same as above.
Issues OF fact on call-3l, II, 90.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

! nominate a. suitable candidate
for mayor, an honest. fearless. hard
working public servant, whO has dis
charged every public duty with credit
and fidelity, q man Of the people. n rs
truest sense, q certain WINNER i unsni-
inousiy nominated, Charles =. Beiknsp.
"A STAHwkET.'
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

The funeral Of Mrs. Jenns House
man vii be held from the residence Of
hex father, Maxim Ruguette. ct soc
so6ta Divison-st. Wednesday. March
Is. st go o'clock. Friends q the
family are cordially invited.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

nos. w. r. eRoYs. 9uDsr.

Hon w. T. GROVE, 9upSk-
James Balfour We. Frank j. Whit
man, assumpslt argued and submitted.
Marshall l. Daggett rs. john ".
HAYWARD, sssumpslt {; continued over
one term with costs.
Judah b. Thompson vs.. Israel e
smith, trespass. Motion for change OF
venue; granted.
Call for today issues OF faet-52. 81
So, -, ., AZ, 81, g., ..
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
COLLINS WINS HIS CASE.
The City Must PAY Him sI0s.os Under q
Jurs-s Verdict

The city suffered a very small defeat
yesterday, in the superior court. In
the Patrick Collins case, the plaintiff
got verdict of sle6.o4 THE wss q
case in trcspsss on the case, N winch
Collins claimed damages resulting 70
his property nv the grading Of a street.
lie wanted about 500. and the small.
ness Of the damages Is regarded by the
CITY attorney IS substantially verdict
for the city.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Spring opening of millinery Wedn es-
day and Thursday, March % and NJ.
Special day for children Saturday,
March %, at the Art Parlors OF Inger-
soil * Co., 10 Fountain-st
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
Superior Court.

HON. Y. A. BURLINGAAK, JUDGE.
Patrick Collins W.. The City of Grand
Rapids, treSpass on the case; trlri re-
sumed; juryman Mcnamara excused
from panel 10y consent OF attorneys for
the respective parties gwen IN open
court verdict for plaintiff, sl66.4o ana
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Chief Engineer Meyesn, Of The c. 4
". NJ. e oai Of the city.
Freight Agent Dsvis ard supsrinten-
dent Aensv. of the G. 4 W. NJ, have
gone 20 Ionis On b1ssness.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
THE COURTS.


hon. HENRS D. sEyEE-KNs. JUDGE.
William Mueller. et 81. vs.. AdeloeEt'
K Upright, el 81; elll IA sd OF eNeca-
ton; decree dssInlsslag blll Of complaint
win COSls
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

The Valley City Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture of flour.
Try the LILY WHITE.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Adams & Co.'S Easter millinery open
ing. Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
March %, q and IS.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

The folowla. is a list OF the marriage
licenses issued since last published. with the
names. resi- lence twIea outside the city and
ages of the parties. Ages.
Duncan Avery. Cedar Springs; Anna Nc
laughter cedar Springs. 2622
Henry j. kneck. karine Stag .r...-.........2i -2l
Joseph SchOnwenaar. Stella bossman... .2l-ly
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

The perfume q the vIolets, the pun
~ q ire iiy. tne gov of the rese and
the fnsa 4 Here combine N Fozzoui :
v0adro8s Powder.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
For Many Years Or. Todd Has
Cured CONSUMPTION,
FoRr WAYNE. Ind. Sept. II, 1S7

FoRT WAYNE. Ind, Sept. IL, 1879.
For the benefit of those who think
consumption incurable, will make n
statement of my cure. On the l2lh of
last March | was taken with the lung
fever, or as the doctors called II, pleurO-
pneumonia. | was attended bv one
whom | had considered the most emil
nent physician of tins city for three
months and a half, during which time
be employed five other physicians "a
counsel. For about three weeks I
thought was getting better, when an
ahsCess began 70 form in my left lung.
and the physicians pronounced q quick
consumption. From this time failed
rapidly. and raised a pint 20 quart of
phlegm matter each day, and had night
sweats BY the 26th OF June 7 had got
$50 weak that 1 could not lift
glass Of water 10 my mouth,
and was confined to my bed;
was reduced 20 a skeleton except
my legs and feet, which were greatly
swelled At this time my wife seeing
Or. :. Clay Todd's circular. employed
him, and | an free to say ! improved
steadily from the time I commenced
taxing BIS medicines. IN three DAYS
the swelling bad gone out Of my limits.
aud in three weeks wss able % be up
and walk ont doors n little, and IL ten
weeks / was able q walk ten miles, and
I felt a. well as ever did. Vow va <
fram three o. four miles eacn day, and
neither cough nor SPIT. 7 have no pam
and think my lungs healed perfectly.
JOHN A. MILLER.
70 " Creight0n-sve. Ft. Wayne lad.
NJ. Miller now weighs Us pounds.
Mr.. Miller = over - years Old. Mr..
Miller vas cured u years ago. Tbs
shows that consumption ear be per-
manentlv cured by Or. :. Cay Todd.
People are gong between here AMI
Sort WAYNE every dav Get some
friend to cal On Mr. Miller ard learn
th,s particulars 81 hls cure. it wAs the
TAX Of the town for months.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
Lily White.

Easter cards, novelties and booklets.
GEO. A. HALL K Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
Good Cooking

Is one of the chief blessings of every
home. To always insure good custards,
puddIugs, sauces, etc, use Gail Borden
eagle" Brand Condensed Milk. hi
rectlons on the label. Sold 10y your
rrOcpr.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Sssvsrfer On. the great psfa-rsTrsdv. IL =
Fenafae sid r1sistle fatw-ng frses renfs-
Ne aep hss ever been afssfg.o4Htea n usif G
Or. BuII' : Coaxh syrap Ter . esd
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
Lily white Flour
If made from the choicest wheat.

Choice embroideries in Wainsook and
Swiss at Kidder's.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
"Go to Detroit via D., l.. & N"

Easter cards, novelties and booklets.
GEO. A. HALL * Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

ACTATrn rooO IS an unequaled food for
Inv n ~ WV new born Infants.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

Every sack of LILY WHITE FLOUR
has picture Of our mill. None genuine
without i. VALLEY Cry MILLING Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

DIAu0Mn nvrc Original and only reliable.
O'n"o"O y 10 Beware OF poor limitations.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

New trimmings at Kidder's
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24
Spring dress goods at Kidders.

Great variety of Easter eggs at Coop
er's. corner Canal and Brldge-sts.
Telegram-herald., 1891-03-24

"Go to Chicago via c. 4 W. NJ"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

You often hear OF rendering n rattle
snake harmless by pulling out iis fnngs
Then, ngain, you read of cases whore q
serpent 50 treated has bitton persons
fatally. The reason for this Il that a
poisonous snake Is deprived only TEN.
porarily Of It's vonomous powers by the
extraction Of the two incisors In the
upper Jaw, Mt the bases of which arc
the poison glands OF course you
know that the fangs arc hollow, 10 that
when the animal strikes tho venom
R,ishcs through them into the flesh Of
the person struck. Now. by drawing
the two teeth the snake may DO rcnd.
cred harmless for a few weeks. but after
n short time the two teeth just behind
the original fangs move up and tnl,e
their places, making connections with
tho poison glands and thus becoming
poison fangs rs good and effective MS
the old onos--lnterview In Washing.
ton Star.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

How many people are there who
pronounce any proportion Of their
words correctly, not merely by reason
Of clipping and mounting, but by L.
nornnco Of good usagcf We find them
everywhere, and they lay the accent
on the first instead Of ON the second
syllable Of acclimatc, for example;
they pronounce the second syllable Of
acoustics, COO, instead Of COW. they
do not put the accent on the last syl-
liable of adept, ms they should do; they
leave the sound ont Of buoy; they
pronounce duke with the sound Of 90
instead Of with the simple long u. cni.
plastic the ilrst instead Of the second
syllable OF cnorvatc. and sound the / In
often.
They arc astonished TO know that
precedence has the accent on tho sec.
ond syllable, and placard on the last
that quay Is called kcy; that sough Is
snf; that the instead OF tho sound
u to be given In sacrifice, and the ~.
verse In rise; that subtitle and subtle
are two different words; TINT the las,
syllable of tortoise Is pronounced its
instead Of ''tus;' that Il should DO used
and not ust, and that II Is not the
roo" but tho geological garden.
where one goes. II is quite time, We
think. when We hear ono Of these talk.
ers for some Of tho fancy work aud
fancy studies OF the day to be dropped,
and a little hard work ON the dlction'
AIRY put In their place. -iiarpcr's Bazaar.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Aluminium Is almost three times as
bulky MS iron, weight for weight; It Is
nearly four times a. bulky MS silver, and
more than seven tliues as bulky as gold.
Thus u silver werc 81 nn ounce and
aluminium 81 pound, silver would be
really nifty times mom costly, bulk for
BULK aluminium at 81 n pound would
an'y 10 twice as costly as copper at is
eents a pound. --Bradstrect's.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

indianapolis has unique citizen In
"uncle Billy" Jackson, who Is well
known TO western railroad men. lie
Il nm excellent official, but his rcal
claim to distinction lies In the fact that
he once insisted on having his salary Of
5000, which he received as treasurer
OF the old Union Railway company. 10.
duced to $1,000. The directors OF the
road gave n reluctant consent and his
alafy was reduced as he requested.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

One hundred and fifteen servants Is
a great number to do tho work Of one
house, but that Is tho sizo OF the staff
OF the Manhattan club, of New York,
since 1t went into the Stewart mansion
Walters there are paid forty-iivo dollars
month and board. This Is moro than
the clubs used to pay, but the Manliat.
tan set the figure, and the Others have
had 10 follow Il.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09
Cures all forms of Female
complaints, weakness, ner.
vousness and general debility.
sold by all druggists.
y. g. NJ. Drug Dent. Wholesale lgt.
SNORT LINE, FAST TINE,
rirst.eiHss Equipment. Electric Lights
Courteous Employees and splen.
did service.


II you are going east, take tho Chi.
cago, Milwaukee 4 st. Paul Hallway,
the Chicago Short Lins, and enjoy all
the improvements and convenience. OF
ilrst.class railway such as electric
lighted aud steam heated, solid vesti
bule trains, with Westinghouse air sig.
nnls aud the finest dining cars ia the
world. Free reclining chair ears.
This road runs no einigmnt trains OF
cars. Seconj-class passengers are car.
tled on regular express trains In clean,
light coaches, with cushioned seats and
backs, and are n good as the coaches
furnished by many roads 10 first-class
passengers.
The electric berth reading lamp fcl.
lure In the Pullman sleeping cars run
on this line IL patented ana cannot be
used by any other railway company.
II In the great Improvement Of the age.
Try II and be convinced.
Travel by this road and be assured OF
courteous treatment by its employees.
For further particulars call at i0l
Main Street.
ALEX. MITCHELL,
Commercial Agent.
Il. j.. POWELL,
Contracting Agent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

What has happened to the English
tonguci IL not H. simple vlgor good
enough to serve tho needs of the pres
ent gcnerationl What has become Of
all the undertakes, that they should
be supplanted by funeral dircctorsr r.
Are tho BARRIERS extinct, that their bust.
hess should bc usurpcd by ''tonsorial
artists" and Is there no occupation left
la the world Tor the useful aud respect.
able night shirt TINT tho "slunbcr robe
should be marked down to cost In every
shop ndowl-Grceniicld Republican.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

In your exercises avoid devoting too
much time To one kind OF work. DO
not spend all your time, for Instance,
on the horizontal bar or on the parallel
bars What all wouId-be gymnasts
should strive for Is symmetrical do
velopment Of thor mnscles.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09
OF tho ORIGINAL WHOLESALE COST, and | Will COM
nenoo tho
SALE on MONDAY, April 20, 1891,

So as to FORCE tho DISPOSITION OF tho Goods early
dato, and viii also here that will BONA
FIDE OFFERS for PART or tho WHOLE STOCK. for
momont be led to beovo that this stock good
as the goods In o,hor hore.
rary other stores havo goods that
shelves for wherois this stock
within tho last two with Wow catering
bos trade and Is therefore tho In
tho city For tho benefit OF THIS SALE have added
TIRE RESERVE STOCK from the Ware Room. which Will
VOICE between $4,000 and 100000, and therefore
state thatt s to interest to doay tho
your SPRING and SUMNER GOODS. and 1t will
than to buy enough Staple Goods you
next two years to como In making purchases
upwards Will glvo discount per cent cash
from tho VERY Low QUOTATIONS. and II you are
Merchant Wishing to buy largo Of goods / viii
MAKE YOU SPECIAL PRICES.
Aeei"9 nat adrert'e pR Be JouHd in ''oes represented
7ns safe rR continue deposition made
and 20 announced through dc daily pa'oA
LOUIS LEDERER, Assignee.
2os and POT Main Street. Wasatoh Block.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09
DIRECTORS.

o.c.YouNo, Pres,.,
GEO. N. CANNON, vics.prsst.,
A. Q. YOUNG, seey. & Trsas.
L. C. HARDY.
GEO. HARDY,
! AloNz0 YOUNG.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Mems and Bcys' still and Felt
Hats. In all the latest styles. al
BARTON A cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

The long aud Ilm. short and stout,
and extra sized men can get
goodlltiing suits a, BARTON A cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Mackin,o,lics, Rubber Goats and
Slictcrs ~ BARTON A cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

On. Y. c. wRsr's srHvr AKIN BRafS Tnrlt.
WIT, guaranteed spco.s.s Tor Hysterls, Dl,
.,neat, .ontulsions, tl.i, Nervous Neuralgia
fca acne, Nerypua ProstfAti0n caused by ths
use OF alcohol or tobacco, Mskenilness Mental
Dopressiou. softeninE u tho nn,in, resaittn.
" ihsanitf ana leadinF IL MISERY, decay and
iy oHcr'tNedlon OF thu BRAN fArh bon con,
Ans one months treatment 81 a box, or m.
n pree. W. 'e'''p'
VIZ GUARANTEE SIX ROyEs
10 cure any case. With each order reretvea
W " Tor siN boxes, accompanied with 500.
~ wa Arud .he purchaser Dur written gusran,
not asss 'ho iaonny u No tseAtmoni doe.
UNISON, PRATT 4 90, Druggisis SAL
Assnh' Z" Main street. salt Lake Oily, Utah.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Nobby styles for children IN Cloth
aud Felt Hats al BARTON \ cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

FOR the celebrated siei,on Hats. 20
10 BARTON a cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09
BARTON s. 60

We adhere strictly well established reputation vS'
GOOD QUALITY Of GOODS, HONESTLY REPRESENTED
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Latest spccialiIes in Black Choriot
Suits at BARTON \ cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

New designs In Neckwear at ...
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

The gcurl verdict he Felipe grocery and Fruit
pday curry cary goods oud ayriSrc
he city, aud that, coupled rih the and obgno
ftheir oac attractive places
business ia w brle friends aud The public generally
cal seer MeDiseirc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

Nerkiics from Zoe. up at
BARTON 4 cos
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-09

attention being given
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-09-17
SIXTEEN PAGES.

The evidence Of the customary autumn
revival of business in this city is given
this morning in the slxteen-page edition of
The HERALD. These double sheets are
confined TO the Sunday issues during the
summer months, but the demand upon our
columns is so great that we find it neces-
sary to issue a mid-week sixteen page
paper. This circumstance will be quite as
gratifying to the public as 1t is to the pub
fishers, for it will say to the people that
the period of depression which is coinci-
dent with the heated period has departed
and that with the coming of cooler weather
there appears a revival of trade and a re-
turn of business activity. Newspapers
are the very best commercial barometers.
When the newspaper is thrifty and pros
porous, when it is progressive and boom
ing, it may be accepted as fact that bust
ness is active and that ''times are good. ~
THE HERALD, therefore, congrstulates the
Salt Lake ana Utah community on the
evidence presented in this mornings six
teen-page issue that the territory is pros
porous and progressive.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-09-17
THE JOLLY JOKERS.

be content with your lot, especially if it's
lot of money.-7eras lSJtings
BY putting black ink on white paper you ma,
make the paper Washington star.
Call Chicago girl large hearted and gener
GUS, if you choose, but never refer to her as big
soled.-TerdS Siftirgs
mo, Gubbins, you will never be brain work
err" Why not?" Haven't got the tools
Ddnsu!te Breeze
Jagson says that even the policeman wouldn'
be nearly SO apt to stay out nights if he didn'
ave his club.-EG mirG Gazette.
Corsets have filled more graves than whisky
says Mss Willard So it seems women xii
themselves by getting tight, as well as men,
New York Press.
Il am not literary, but can pen stray arti
Gle now and then" said the farmers boy, as ht
drove home the lost pig.-BoLtimore Anaericdn.
Class in grammar: Teacher-Name the part!
of speech. Bright Pupil-The tongue teeth
Jaws and-I forget the rest.-Boston transcript
What was the collect this morhing?" asked
papa, desiring TO see If his son remembered
anything of the church Z, service. Foreign
missions" returned Tommy. -N6aD York Herald
Gigantic lady Ito policeman: "Sir, can vol
not see me across the street," Policem an
See yez across de streate, is it? Sure, mum,
can see you mile off."-Omting.
Uncle 'Rastus'' said the Judge severely, "hov
ddyou get those chickensY' "Jedge," cried the
prisoner, 'yo' wouldn't hab me glib up mai
TRACE secret, would yo', jedge. "-Trutk.