The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-04-30
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great msb ssy nothing. II may be that the
rcstm blsace Gill cesss the moment you
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~oaid1t be fool IL we're you. Bloc
bumper No: u you we're me you would
nj b. . fool.
Watts Wonder sby they always cali
locomotive sbef Potts Msybs Il 10 90
account Of the horrible noiss It makes
when Il tries " whistle.
Customer - fou ssy this Is . real an
iiqanyf Bnca,brac Dealer Its one OF
the iae.t pieces Of work by one OF the beat
ancient masters Of the presen, day.
Look here srouled the advertiser to
the county editor: ! ordered my sdver,
tisemeai placed next 10 reading matter,
aud you've pn, |, among your editorials
Even the mosi concei,ed Of men may
be psrdonei bis good opinion Of lin
seif IL he remembers what bis mother snd
the ueis hbors said about bin when be wss
baby
-Mp. Gaidsby - Is il true. ~ I've been
told. TIA, yoni husband proposed by tele-
phonei Mfs. DO Schriet Why, DO. that's
. silly story; be Gully sssed psps's consent
In that ssy.
Family ssoliei o. How Is IL that yon
have .nrk 50 much lover than all your
com panion.f jack II took your advice,
sir. and started a, the bottom. | stayed
there
40 old church gosr remarked The
o,htr day. There are some people who 80
10 etu,eh aud clasp their hands so tight
IA. l.p ,.,.ft hem n
uheo the contribution box comes sround
Druggist. don't see Why We should
bs,Ipeet u TO seil postage stamps They
are DO, Ia OR liue. brown OF course
they are not. When you run out OF them
you caauot sell anything else a. substi
tute.
Doctors servant Now that | have
spuaAlei my mast,rs coat thoroughly
with carbohc wafer and busted It With dis.
injecting posder. am sure nobody can
fail 10 b,iir 3. tot h. has . tremendous
practice.
Mrs L,nggedde Such Q charming
husbaLd ~ Mn. Won Pickei hasl 30 ten.
der alter ten years OF msrrisge. Mr.. Long,
Sedds @ Tito oaiursl IL would make .
rh,poceros tender TO be kept 10 hot wster
for ten ,ears.
-pymou,b Rex is s~inlly mad because |
You IA afd,J Gully bonofable mention TO
that epiing chicken Of his ct the poultry
show. What does be want 90. howf That
ben h aiken frs, priz, every year nov
Tor Ave years. He ought to be satisfied.
--.5uuud 10 Joia tbs Family. Jack Small
cash TO rich widows dsughier) Dearest
Emily. will you be my wife' Emily Roo
sbilt- Ca, Mr.. SIN sllcsshl This Is 90 very |
unexpected think think perhaps
YOU bad better ak mamma. Jack Small
cash have already, my love; but sue re-
fused me.
--IAey's l. 'sson. Isey. exclaimed Abrsm
Einst' 10. as lie glanced over bis SOM
copybcos ~ho wrote do, copy. notbiph
pugs6rds AXE .ugs.ts? NJ IN teacher. rt,
piled It'y. D., vos all wrong. Ikey
No.bUe sus-r,ds like t.iiurs. upa blenty
a. dem. u "a, You Lrs-t TO rem ember
dot
-Wa.h habs up c'can, sud dress him
pr,t,y, atd he sili rsi., I'll sdvslc-s with
. mo.i ,upe,lsiis- crnssnes.; but let him
eat clioc hates. gingerbread. and play about
With the cosl ,cntiIs for shout half 40
banr. aud he ~ili n.s,lc bis desr little
dry i.cr Glue up 10 sDur clean shirt
BISON .u 10 tie iosineest little rascal 10
oil ib- ~arii.
--Tar by. f.hinx pole Was f.'tst ed
under tie root oil Tree on the river bank
yaierdsy. sni be vas 'i,,ing in the sun.
playing ~ilb dog Fisbiosi Inquired
man yssaiug along the road. Yep. suswer'
Cd the boy. .. bsh d.. Mas dog you've
ga ,hsre whsi's h.s nsmei feh. rbars
. qsesi usm~ tr dov. Whist do you call
him ilst for. 'C.usr be wont bite. Then
she msa pfpes-drd On bis way.
la s,osn ap North en- ,r.Judge is the
Cashier ~ . batch, One day ncetty Le
refused 10 cash . check offered him BY
Stranger The check /. all right, be said.
bot the evidence you oder 10. identifying
yourself ~ the person to ~hom II 10 drawn
msca,csiy ,1fici.nt. I've known you 10
Lsne . msn ON lees evidences. Judge. uss
Tbs stranger. response. Qaite likely. uss
The rrply Of the ,x'Judse. bot when II
oomes "a letting 60 Of cold cash se have
% be careful.
"A iaany paper hes this Meet little
story pictured ont: A hu1isr wsIt out to
hurt Al the ssne iine bear went out 10
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