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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
TAXABLE SALAD

OUR darling should bear Katherine's name
Decided we; but, such Is fate,
Twins came to US, and thus we had
he one we named and-duplicate.
Judge.
CUsToMER-"Tell you how YOU could
sell more strawberries"
"How?''
lurn the boxes over and fl the 9TH
er END. Detroit Free Press.
II BELIEVE you are a carpenter she
said to the new boarder.
II am" he replied, meekly.
"Well;" she continued, ''then l sup
pose you can be trusted to plank down
your board money. IS. Paul Globe.
DUDELEIGH-"Aw, Nicely, old fellah.
you look tiahd," Nicely-''Jove, old
chappie, but | should fawncy l might.
Been, working all the mawning. :"
Dudeleigh Why, how.
old fellah ?" Nicely-"l've been la,
bowling under an impression. Boston
Courier.
CORPORAL Ito soldier)-"Why is the
blade Of the saber curved instead of
straight? ?"
Soldier-"It is curved in order to give
more force to the blow"
Corporal-"Humbug! The saber is
curved SO it will fit in the scabbard. If
it was straight how would you get it in
to the crooked scabbard, blockhead ?'
Teas SJJftings.
FAITH AND SIGHT.-Minerva Cooking
up from her reading) -"Aunt Fidelia,
the Hsculapean attributes rheumatism
to a pathogenic microorganism which
under certain favorable conditions is re-
ceived and propagated." Aunt Fidelia
- don't believe word of it. 1 have
had the rheumatism twenty years, and
l never saw sign of the creature yet"
pharmaceutical Era.
TIE young woman who writes her
name and address on the eggs before
she sends them to market has received
a proposal. 1t came from man who
proposed that hereafter she send strict
ly fresh eggs instead of the stale ones
she had been in the habit of selling.
She no longer counts her chickens be-
fore they are hatched.-Detroit Free
Press.
''WHAT do you conceive to be the chief
end of man, doctor?" asked the fresh
man. "Well," returned the professor,
thoughtfully, cit all depends. If you
are going in for scholarships, | should
say the head; if for foot ball honors, the
foot is the end to be cultivated. "-Har-
per's Bazaar.
SHE-''I am awfully sorry to hear that
you lost your wife"
He ,(gravely)-"Not lost, but gone be-
FORE"
She-''Then you believe that she waits
for you at the door-beyond."
He -(still more gravely l-"She always
did-here. "-NeU York Herald.
A MIs-SPELL.-A New York woman
has gone into the business Of selling sec
ond-hand trousseaus. She was Mortified
the other day by receiving this epistle,
written in masculine hand: Madame
Please send one pair secondhand trow-
sers to my address. See that they do
not bag at the knees. "-Detrou Free
Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
They Are Gay Deceivers.

A well-known contractOrinyiteda we'll
known city official to take cigar, and
both wentto well-known sampleroom,
where the contractor called for we'll
known brand Of whisky. After little
hesitation the official called for the
same, and then, to the surprise of the
crowd, he left the room with the
whisky, went into the hall and drank
the liquor.
Il promised my wife, said he with a
wink, that | would never 60 into a
barroom and take drink, and intend
to keep my word. l always drink out
side"
There is similar scene in GINS
Thomas Burglar" where the LAWYER
removes ring from his finger and takes
a ''wee nipple with the remark: Il
promised my wife I would never let a
drop of liquor touch my lips as long as
that ring was on my finger. Removes
the ring. shall keep my word"
Men are such base-burner deceiyers
~ To3tis ReDubLir
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Important Trade Name Decision.

Judge Thayer, Of the United States Circuit
Court, st. Louis, has recently handed down an
opinion and granted perpetual Injunction
tetten Co. against the Bruggeman Reinert Dis
filling Co., ALIAS Gold Spring Di@tilling Co.,
prohibiting the advertising, manufacturing or
selling Of any article of stomach bitters either
in bulk, by the gallon or otherwise, or in any
way making use of "Hostetter'' except in con-
no ton with the sale of the genuine bitters
Which are always sold i'll bottles securely sea ed
and also prohibiting the sale of any biters in
bulk, though the name 'Hostetter" be not used,
but the suggestion made TO the purchaser that
he can put them in he empty Hostetter bottles
and purchasers would not discover the differ
ence. His decision supports the Hostetter COM
pany in the extensive use of the name ''Hostet-
ter in connection with either the manufacture
sale of stomach bitters i'll any manner or
form whatsoever, and firmly establishes its
ownership in the same as a TRADE NAME"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
FREAKS OF FAMOUS MEN.
Stories of Cardinal Richelieu, the Orea
Condo, and Prince Cont.


Condo, and Prince Cont.
Cardinal RicheGeu, the famous
French statesman, often gave way 10
lrrepressible paroNysms Of laughter an >
er returning from the secret sessions OF
the Council If he had been specially
clever in outwitting an enemy, he gal,
loped round and round the bllliafd
table, neighed like a horse, pranced,
and kicked out right and left like a
charger caracoling.
The great Condo, while listening to
long-winded address of welcome from q
village magistrate, amazed that worthy
official by taking advantage of a low bow
to leap over him. The magistrate, on
recovering from his surprise, faced
around and continued his speech, taking
care not to give the famous marshal a
chance for a second spring by making
too low a reverence; but his caution was
in vain. Condo grasped him by both
shoulders and took another jump. .
Prince Cont had the odd trick OF
barking exactly like yapping lap dog,
and not infrequently barked at a lady
instead of answering her. Once he was
seized with desire to perform this
strange antic while in the throne-room
Of Louis XIV, but knowing how furl-
ouslv le grand monarque would have
resented such an Infringement of his
royal dignity, Cont hurried to an open
window and, leaning out, pressed his
handkerchief over his mouth and
barked softly to his hearts content:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
= sreed From Giantiand.

Valley City, N. D., has curiosity IN
horse flesh that IS simply astonishing.
He is sorrel, stands fully ~ hands, or
6 feet 4 inches, from floor to wl theirs
his legs are feet 6 inches before touch /
ing the body, and small nr on can can
easily walk under him. A man an SIX leee
VI nT' Standing on tiptoe. In length he
y; i f.7ir9s feet. or II from tip of nose to
tn II lu If + tail. When standing with his
Nod hp = as ordinarily checked up a six-foot
ne b nv standing on tiptoe, can just
t tone, The base of the ear.-Indianopohs
Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Three RECOMMENDATIONS.

What do you think of this baccarat
scandal?" asked Shingles.
"Baccarat," replied Dukane; "you
mean baccaraw, don't you ~
"Is that the way to pronounce it ?"
"Of course I'll leave it to Dinwid-
die
sAll right. Dinwiddie, how do you
pronounce this game that the Prince Of
Wales and Sir William Gordon Cum
ming played at Tranbv Croft 20
II pronounce it bad, sir; very bad !;
cough, in fact"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Joe Rooker's Watch Kew.

A watch key was found on Lookout
Mountain recently which probably be-
longed to Gen. Hooker. The key is in
the shape of butterfly with wings out
spread. On one side is engraved a
pointer dog at full stand near clump
of bushes. Across this is inscribed IN
bold, plain letters: NOV. Is. Joe
Hooker. 1868" Upon the other side
is a pair of crossed bowie knives. The
swivel and the key cylinder have worn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Manufacture OF Mummies.

A manufacturer of ancient Egyptian
mummies has been severely sentenced
bv the courts of Alexandria. He made
his articles with carefully prepared ass
es' skins and had a good trade. Every
thing went we'll so longa as he made kings
only, but when he tried the production
of high priests he committed arch@olog-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

Tie hand Of time
deals lightly with a woman in
perfect health. But all func-
tional arrangements and dis
orders peculiar to women
leave their mark. You needn't
have them. DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription comes to
your rescue as no other medi-
cine can. 1t cures them. For
periodical pains, prolapsus and
other displacements, bearing
down sensations, and all fe-
male complaints and weak
nesses, it is a positive remedy.
1t is a powerful, restorative
tonic and ncrvine, imparting
strength to the whole system
in general, and to the uterine
organs and appendages in par
ticular. 1t keeps years from
your face and fgure-but adds
years to your life. It's guar
o21tccd to give satisfaction in
every case. If it doesn't,
your money is returned.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
The Greatest Thing in the World

The newspapers poke good deal of
fun at the summer girl, but even editors
know that the summer girl and mar
row-seated buggy and a moonlight night
make very attractive combination
.Somergille Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
WINE AND WALNuIS.

Wine and walnuts, own, are feast quite
divine
When your wslnuts are good, and well favor'd
your wine:
But the trash which you give US is truly IN
fernal,
Your wine has no spirit your walnuts no ker-
mel
-Leigh Funfs London Examiner, 1928
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

THAT call gone" or faint feeling so prev
alent with our best female population,
quickly succumbs to the wonderful powers
of Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Com
pound. It never fails.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

IT is reported that exKing Milan is
shortly to marry the daughter OF Gen
eral Guzman Blanco, of Venezuela.
This would make him the brother-in-
law Of the young Due de Morny.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

ger, older, balder-head-
ed boys. Life is an interrogation
point. What is it for?" we con-
tinually cry from the cradle to the
grave. So with this little introduce
tory sernonw we turn and ask: What
is AUGUST FLOWER FOR ?" AS easily
answered as asked: 1t is for Dys-
pepsia. 1t is a special remedy fo-
the Stomach and Liver. Nothing
more than this; but this brinful.
We believe August Flower cures
Dyspepsia. We know it will. We
have reasons for knowing it. Twenty
years ago it started i'll a small country
town. To-day it has an honored
place in every city and country store,
possesses one of the largest manu-
featuring plants in the country and
sells everywhere. Why is this? The
reason is as simple as a child's
thought. 1t is honest, does one
thing, and does it right along-it
cures Dyspepsia. q
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury,NJ.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

j. S. PARKER. Fredonia, n. Y, says:
"Shall not call on you for the 500 reward,
for | believe HalPs Catarrh Cure will cure
any case of catarrh. Was very bad"
Write him for particulars. Sold by drug
piStS 75c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

~ AM going to open my museum this
week, and | want you to print me some
drawing card that will attract the public
attention" GLOW will Admission Free
do ?"-L0weU Citizen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Keep Cool.

Get veranda and lawn chains and set
out doors during the day, and furnish your
summer cottages with light, airy furni-
ture, and sleep cool at night. Clement,
Williams d Co., Broadway, Milwaukee,
will fit you out nicely and cheap.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

PROF. j. II. CANFIELD, of the Kansas
State University, has accepted the posi-
ton of Chancellor of the Nebraska State
University.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

MR.. GLADSTONE recently remarked
that the only two young men OF his
acquaintance who bought and read
books were Lord Rosebery and Mr..
RaltOur
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

LYDIA PINKHAM's warning to mothers
should be needed by all, and Guide to
Health and Etiquette needed by every
Mother and Daughter in the civilized
world
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

WHAT would you do if the fairies
should grant you the possession of a
million dollars for one day only"'
"I'd make myself present of it for
keeps. "-Indtanapo6s Journal
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

GEN. HANCOCK s grave is unmarked.
Mrs. Hancock went down to Mont
gomery Cemetery last week to see what
steps would be necessary to improve 1t.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

"YoU lost your knife yesterday
Well, Tommy, l have found two
knives" said the Sunday school teach
err. "Now tell me which of them is
yours" "Please num-" replied the
honest boy, which Of ems got the
most blades ?"-NeW YORK. Recorder.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

UNDER the present game laws of New
York the English sparrow is not pro-
tected, and it is made misdemeanor to
give food or shelter to that bird.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

away, but the main part Of the rehc is
in fine state of preservation. Lying
near the watch key Mr.. Barnes found al
old canteen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

FTTS.-All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's
Great Nerve Reef0rsr. No fits after first day use.
Marvellous cures Treatise and S200 trial bottle free to
Fit cases Send to DR. Kline 931 Arch ST., Phila., Ia.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

AN excited English military exchange
asks: GLOW shall we get rid of our
smooth bores ?" ''Why not fire them ?'
-Ngw York Recorder.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

A New York paper has discovered
that "a man has rights in a New YORK
horse car" We've known that for q
long time, and that there is where he
has to stand up for them, too Yonkers
Statesman
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
In The Name ofthe Pronhet.

Figs cry the vendors of the fruit in CONSTANT
nople. Certainly great cry over u little
wool" Scarcely less foolish is the practice of
those who fly to violent physicing for costive-
ness. They dose themselves violently, weaken
their bowels by so doing, and disable them from
acting regularly SO that, verify, the last condi-
ton of such people is worse than the first.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is the safe and eff
fective substitute for such vast expedients.
But no. let us not call them expedients, for it is
by TO means expedient to use them. What is
needed is gentle but thorough laxative which
not only insures action of the bowels without
pain or weakening effects, which also promotes
q health secretion and flow of bile into its prop
er channel. Dyspepsia, debility, kidney COM
plants, rheumatism, and malaria give in to the
Bitters,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

"BEFoRE you marry have where to
tarry.' And when you have secured a
house buy some SAPOLIO to keep it clean.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Established 1855.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto pietch's Dye Works. 45 w.
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
Children Enjoy.

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effects of Syrup of Figs, when in
need of laxative and if the father or
mother be costive or bilious the most graf
flying results follow its use, so that it is
the best family remedy known and every
family should have bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

BEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on Weak
Stomach
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

THE man who stole the chicken made
a clean breast of it.-Bosto1a Transcript.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

BRoNcHo BoB-"Good mornin', Bill.
Where's all the boys this mornin' ?"
Buckskin Bill seen some of em
hangin' around the Dewdrop Saloon"
Broncho Bob-"Thet's strange. They
gin rally do their hangin' on the lone
cottonwood ont vOnder.'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25

No Opium in Piso;s Cure for Consump-
ton. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-06-25
August.
Flower

This is the query per-
petually on your little
boys lips. And he is
no worse than the big
ger. older, balder-head-
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-01-29
NOTICE Of ELECTION.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN
~ that, in pursuance Of the authorl-
ty conferred by the Act Of the General
Assembly of the State Of South Carolina,
entitled "An Act to authorize the New.
berry School District to issue additional
bonds for the use Of said School Dis
trict," approved December, 1890, an
election will be held at the Courthouse,
in the town of Newberry, on Thursday,
the fifth day of February, 1891, at
which election will be submitted to the
qualified voters, resident in the town OF
Newbe1ry, the question of authorizing
the issue of bonds for the sum OF five
thousand dollars, and the levy ri an
annual tax of four-tenths OF mill upon
every dollar of the value of all property
taxable in said town, to pay the annual
interest on said bonds as 1t accrues, IN
accordance with the provisions OF the
said ACT.
The ballots cast at said election shall
be in one or the other Of the following
forms-either "For Bonds and Interest
Tax" or Against Bonds,' and no
other form of ballot will be counted.
The polls will be opened at 8 O'Clock
in the forenoon, and closed at / O'Clock
in the afternoon.
The following managers will conduct
the said election: Robert II. Wright,
Thomas Cook and William Johnson.
Bv order of the Board Of Trustees ol
Newterry School District. ;,
J. FL. CALDWELL, Chmn'
JAS. X. p. GOGGANS, Sec'y.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-01-29
APPOINTED TO OFFICE.
Mr.. III. r. Thomas, of Sumter, is the Kali
road Commissioner
TSpecial to Augusta Chronicle.


COLUMBIA, S. c., Jan. Ex-Governor
Tillman has appointed II. K; Ihomas,
of Sumter county, q member OF the
board of state railroad commissioners,
to fill the vacancy caused by the death
of Ex-Governor Bonham. The governor
states as a reason for the appointment
that as the vacancy occurred IN the
case of member from the middle Sec
ton of the state, he felt compelled TO
appoint some one from that section.
This appointment will be apt 10 eX-
cite unfavorable comment among both
Tillmanites and straightout. Among
the latter because no one OF the proml-
nent followers of Governor Tillman was
more bitter and dnscruplous than Mr..
Thomas and none perhaps had a less
savory record in and out of politics.
A portion of the Tillmanltes Will be
offended because Rev. J. A. Sigh, OF
Prosperity, was not named for the APP
pointment. Mr.. Sigh was considered
all along in the lead, and many long
headed political prophets thought his
appointment certain. but PoHCical
prophets, even when long-headed, are
mistaken sometimes in this record
breaking year.
Like some others borne into offer by
the Tillman movement Mr.. Ihomas
has killed his man. His real name Is
Reagan, but he had it changed some
years ago by an act of the legislature.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-01-29
ALTERATION OF MIND.
Tho Rev j. S. White. of Rock Hill, Falls
into. Tank and is Drowned.
TSpecial to the News and Courier

Especial to the News and Courier.]
Rock HILL, January 22.-Our town,
at 3 o'clock this morning, was thrown
into great excitement by the disap-
pearance of the Rev. James $ White,
pastor of the Second Presbyterian
church and assistant to the minister
in charge of the First Presbyterian
church. =,
Yesterday, on account of his health,
Mr.. White resigned his charges. Jhe
session refused to accept bis resigns
ton, but gave him a vacation until
October.
Between > and o'clock this morn
ing he awoke and left his room against
the protest of his wife. His son, as
soon as he could dress, followed him
supposing he had gone to his study IN
the yard. Not finding him there, he
reported the fact to his mother, who at
once summoned friends. There were
many TO respond and they searched
miles around for the missing man. it
being supposed that his mind was
affected, one of our citizens suggested
that possibly Mr.. White had climbed
uD III lUe lON Sl VI lLlS "lbu AAA@AA eAhN
had fallen in the tank, sixty feet above
the ground. Upon examination he was
there found dead floating in the tank,
sixty feet above the ground.
The Rev J. S. White was one ofthe
most beloved citizens of our town. He
was President of the graded school and
of the Rock Hill library, stockholder
in all the banks aud cotton mills OF our
town and other enterprises.
Every business house and office has
Grape on their doors, and the children
of the graded schools, members OF the
churches, and of the Masonic and other
orders wear badges of Grape.
We have lost a good man. His re-
mains will be laid at rest tomorrow.
All the ministers of Bethel Presbytery
will attend in addition to others from
other States.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-01-29
las K P, GGGcAas VIII. HUNT, Ja
GOGGANS & HUNT,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
NEWBERRY, S. c.
Office on Law Range.
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Office on Law Range.

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
COUNTY OF NEWBRRY.
Bates, King>bury & Co., and other
creditors against Wise Bros.
DYVIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION
ID in the above stated case, and sun
drv other executions against said de-
PENDANTS, to lie detected, | will sell at
Newberrv v Court House in said Stale,
at public outcry, or the first Monday
in February, 1891, (saleday) the End
day of said month, the following de-
scribed property, viz:
One lot and frame buildings thereon
in the town Of Prosperity, iii said
County, bounded by lois Of Wheeler &
Moseley, eft al.
Also, Is Acres Of Land, more or less,
in Township No. 10, bounded by lands
Of the estate AbraIn Moore, deceased,
Harriet Enlow. ct al.
Also, 165 Acres of Land, more or less,
in Township No. 9, bounded by lands
of Fed Stockman, Marion Warner,
Jacob Mills, y. J. krelle and Brooks
Warner.
Levied on as the property Of the de-
PENDANTS and to be sold to pay the
debts in the above stated cases, Also all
costs and disbursements herein.
Terms of sale: Cash. Purchasers to
pay for papers.
W. W. RISER, S. y. c.
Sheritt's Office, January y, 1891.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-01-29
SHERIFF'S SALE.

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
COUNTY OF NEWBERRI.
Jacob 3. Fellers, Judge Of Probate,
Plaintiff. against Henry Stone, and
D. T. Livingston, Defendants.
PY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION
i'm above stated case to me directed, l
will sell at Newberry Court House, liz
said State, within the legal hours of
sale, at public outcry. on Saleday, the
2nd day of February, 1891, all the inter-
est of the defendant, Henry Stone, IN
that tract or plantation Of land, situate
in said County and State, containing
One Hundred and Ten Acres, more or
less, and bounded by lands of Thos. v.
Wicker. Jno. 0. koon, nd the Colum-
bia road.
Also all defendants interest in that
lot of land at Pomaria, in said County
and Safe. containing One-Eighth OF
an Acre, more or less, and bounded by
lands Of 1'hos. W. Holloway.
Levied on as the property OF defend
ant, Henry Stone, and will be sole to
pay the debt in the above named case,
also all costs and disbursements.
Terms OF sale, cash. Purchaser 10
W. w. RISER, 6. y. c.
Sberif-s Office, Jan. s, 1891.