New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Sunday comes nv horse knows that am not proceed
ing on my professional rounds, but he will put on his
best style and proceed to the accustomed church. when
without any Guiding my part, he will land his
load at the church door and woe to the team That
may chance TO get In ahead Of him. On no other
day of the week will he make the attempt to turn
up into or pay attention TO, the road leading to the
church. Two weeks ago, on sunday, took my vile
ont for ride on Bolton Mouhtaf and in going had to
PASS n church. one to which the horse was not ac-
customed to go, when to my surprise he was bound
TO STOP 1t was only with some difficulty that got
him mast the spot About mile and a half further
on he came to another church, one at which ne has
rover been accustomed TO stop. To my surprise
. Johns made another strong effort to stop On any
week day he will pass that church daily without paying
it the least attention"
There is bright curly haired boy living in one OF OF
Roston,s suburbs who bids fair TO rival the heroes Oh
elen's Babies The Young man airng r1om Where
%e was ased Money Why I.! am b suT TPspea
love of money. "-(Boston News
Here are five Arab msxims. which have underlying
them a bedrock of truth Never tell all you Know
for 10 who tells everything ne knows often tells more
than he knows.
Never attempt all you can do; for he who attempts
everything he do often attempts more thah ne can
do.
all that he hears often believes than he hears
Never Law out all you can afford; for he who lays
out everything he afford often lays out more than
he can afford.
Never decide upon all you may see; for he who
decides upon all that he sees often decides on more
than he sees.
While Linn Shelly was clipping his dog, he found
in the long hair on his neck bumblebees' nest.
" A number OF cells were found containing wax and
several bumbebees discovered serving as WATCH
men, nicely nestled in the timex ana Iihseu hiahe
-(PhiIadelpha Press.
The president of brass pin company OF Ansonia'
CONN intends to rebuild the sidewalk in front of his
house with pins. He will several barrels OF old
and imperfect pins Cor the purpose
DEsOLATION.
Somewhat back from the village street
stands the old-fashiOned country seat
Across its antique porticO
Tall poplar trees their shadows throw,
And there, throughout the hveong day
Jemlma plays the pl-tIti'
MI MI re- re- d. d.
In the front parlor there 1t stands,
And there Jemima piles her hands
While her papa, beneath his CLOAK,
Mutters and groans This is no jokel
And to himself and signs, alasl
With sOrr0wful voice 10 all who pass,
Nj, re, do'
Through days OF death and days of birth
Through every swift vcissitude
She drums If II done her good,
And still she sits from morn I'LL night
And plunks away with main and mlghs
DO, re, mi,
Nj, re, do
In that mansion used TO be
Frec-hearted hospitality;
Bnt that many years before
Jemima monkeyed with the score.
When she began her daily plulk,
Into their graves the neighbors SUNK
Do, re, mi,
MI, &c, do.
To other worlds they've long since fed,
Al thankful that they're safely dead.
They stood the racket while alive
Unill Jemlma at five,
And then they laid their burdens down,
And one and all they skipped the town
Do, re, mi.
MI. do.
tom Mason. In Brooklyn Life.
81 am sure says a pleased correspondent, that
no paper in the United states has done moro 10 adj
the Of religion than Tho Tribune, and az
present certainly Is giving attention 10 religious
questions than any other secular paper in the country
An East Side saloonkeeper has a pug dog that Is
drunk nearly every day The dog first acquired APP
petite for strong drink By tapping the contents OF pan
At first he would have been quite Well pleased with
water, but now he must have his booze" with regu-
arty and precision and IL go right 30 the spot
where II VIII do the most good His dOgship gets very
rocky under the Inspiration Of the foamng beverage.
but he seldom fails down, as q man does who has a
Jag because he has twice - many legs Buffalo
Couriers