The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-05-21
All Sorts Of Paragraphs,
- The Chinese cultivate an onion that

All Sorts Of Paragraphs,
The Chinese cultivate an onion that
does not smell.
The Farmers Alliance has been in
troduced in Germany.
"A vain woman may be cured of1er
vanity, but vain man, never.
= It is said that President Harrrison's.
trip to the Pacific will cost him. $1O0, 900.
The old man who has no youthful
follies to chuckle over is a most unhappy
being.
There are six medical Colleges for
women in the United States and Eve for
colored students.
"A Wellington, Kan, couple, VI
were married in 2 weeks after they net,
parted in two weeks after they were mar.
ried.
The fire loss for the 6rst 8 months
of this year aggregates s35,197,053, and
for the frat two weeks of April, $685.
845.
The output of whiskey last year was
120,0OO,000 gallons, and the transactions
in whiskey are by no means confined to
the output.
= A married man by the name of
Faulks has lately eloped from Montezu.
ma with three girls. This is a poetical
illustration of the rule of three.
= a Massachusetts man with more
money than brains proposes to erect
81 1000 dog house, and still there are peo..
pie who wonder at the discomfort of the
poor.
"A New York girl was rendered so
desperate by an attack of the grip that
she attempted suicide twice, and failing
in this she attempted matrimony and
succeeded.
"A magistrate in Georgia recently re.
ceived four silver dimes as marriage fee.
The groom, boy of eighteen, said it was
all he could afford. The bride was a
widow of 40.
= Mr.. Eugene Drake, of oglethorpes
County, Ga, together with his brothers
and sisters, have become heirs to two
hundred million dollar estate in England,
and he has gone after it.
= Tongue cannot describe the love of.
Christ; finite minds cannot conceive of.
it; and those who know most of it can
only say with inspiration that it "passeth
knowledge"
Ninety.nine men out of every hun.
dred believe in their hearts that day Of
judgment will come, and ninety.eight of
them secretly believe that somehow they
will be overlooked in the jam.
- At the close of q long prayer by a
father who had prayed for poor family
his son said: Father, if I had as much
wheat in the barn as you have got now,
I would answer that prayer myself"
Advocates of the phonetic system of
spelling are making an effort to have the
United States government adopt their
mode of spelling in all government pub.
lications, and in the printed proceedings
of Congress.
= John Wright, of Spring Valley
Ninu., bet 81 that he could run across
the Milwaukee bridge in adVasSs Of an
approaching train, but the train o7sslf
him, and he lost the bet and his life lat
the same time.
- The following is the new hair firta-
tion: Hair hanging over the left shoul.
der, IT am engaged" over the right
shoulder, "I am married." and hanging
straight down the back, "Go for me,
boys, I'm your oyster"
A native of Syria who is now in
New York has invented process for
manufacturing silk from the leaves and
twigs of the mulberry tree without the
aid of silk worms. he will probably start
a factory in Georgia, SO the story goes.
If a tablespoonful Of kerosene is put
into four quarts of tepid water, and this
is used in washing windows and mirrors,
instead of pure water, there will remain
upon the cleaned surface polish no
amount of mere friction can give.
"A german geologist says that the
sides of the face are never alike in two
cases out of FIVE the eyes are out of line;
one eye is stronger than the other in sew.
en- persons out of ten, and the right ear
is generally higher than the left.
= There are about one hundred and
FIVE women to every 100 men one.quar-s
ter of the population of the world die be.
fore the sge of seventeen years only
one in thousand lives to be 100 years
old, and only six in thousand reach
seventy five.
Never condemn your neighbor un.
heard. Every story has two ways OF be-.
ing told, and justice requires that you
should hear the defence as we'll as the
accusation. Remember that the malig-
nifty of your enemies may place you in 8
similar position.
A New York farmer raised an acre
of sunfowers for seed, and found that the
seed was an excellent addition to hogs
and poultry, small mill being used to.
grind it for hogs. The stalks made sex'
cellent kindling wood and the heads and
seeds were ground together,
Alabama owns about four square
miles of oyster beds, "and these beds are
among the most valuable in the United
States Every barrel of oysters taken out
of the State is to pay a tax of ten CENTS
which will pay the expense of inspection,
and put into the State treasury about
5000 year."
Mrs. Henry K. Updegrave, wife of
q hotel keeper at Tower City, Pa, is