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Tribute of Respect.

Resolutions passed by Trinity
Sunday School, August 23d, 1891 :
WHEREAS, it has pleased God in His
inscrutable Providence to remove our
beloved friend, Miss BESSIE CARING
TON, from the scene of her usefulness in
the family circle, the churcl, and the
sunday School. Therefore be it
Pcsoiucd LIST, That while We bow in
humble submission to the will of our
Heavenly Father in this affective dis
pensation, we fully recognize the fact
that our temporal loss is her eternal
gain.
I'd, That we hereby tender to her aged
father, and brothers and sisters our most
tender sympathy and coincidence in their
great bereavement.
Sd, That we request the Secretary Of
Trinity Church to consecrate a page in
our record book to her memory, and to
send a copy of these resolutions t. hel
fathers family.
A. @. FULLER,
superintendent Trinity Sunday School.
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Do You Want an Education?

Note the following facts about
the Presbyterian College of South
Carolina
Total necessary expenses ten
mo his in college classcs,$I20; high
Curriculum of Study; best Moral
training and surroundings; Pro-
hibition town. Faculty for next
year consists Of five professors and
three tutors; Y. NJ. @. a. and Gym
nasium connected with the college,.
The Preparatory Department is
under the immediate control of tho
Faculty and is taught by three tu-
tors, Thoroughly competent to do
the best of preparatory work. TO.
tai necessary expenses in prepara-
tory classes, from 800 to $llO for
ten months. For catalogue and
further information apply To
JOHN l.. CLELAND,
july f,9l 3mo President.
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HARRIS LITHIA SPRINGS.
Testimonials.

WATERLOO, s. @. Apr. 10, '91
MIR. J. L. HARRIS,
DEAR SIR:-My ell
gagementS are such that j have not
time to call the attention of medi-
cal profession to the cases that
might be collected from the mass
that have accumulated during
the t~hirty-ejght (3S) years of
constant use of the waters of Jour
Lithia Spring. The waters of
the Lithia Spring are odorless and
colOrless, free from salinary taste,
rather palatabIe. When taken in
a considerable quantity they do
not nauseate, purge or produce
any feeling of discomfort. I find
from an analysis of the waters they
contain cloride sodium, carbonate
potash, carbonate soda, carbonate
lithia, carbonate iron and sulphatc
magnesia. The waters act directly
upon the mucous coates of the
stomach and alimentary canals
they are powerfully Alternative
and tonic. They are soothing to
inflamed or irritated surfaces.
They react upon the blood, chang.
ingm it from acid to alkaline.
In indigestion, catarrh of stom-
ach and gastralgia, supplemented
with a proper diet they are a cer-
tain cure. Tho action upon the
kidneys is marked. The sodium,
potash, soda and lithia are the best
solvents of uric acid, all calculi Of
an acid character, whether bileary
or ciptic are steadily dissolved, 1
am confident that the profession
will find it very useful in cases
where this class Of water is re-
Quired. Respectfully,
j. Q. WILBUR, M. u.
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root among the farmers, the very
class who have borne the main
burden of the tariff evil.
The financial situation demands
legislation but such legislation can
not but be experimental and at
tended with risk; for no man caa
say that the subject has ever been
mastered. On tho other hand, the
simplest operations OF arithmetic
demonstrate that tho resent tariff
is q gigantic fraud upon every con-
sumner and the masses of the people
have come to believe IL.
Will the Democratic party take
possession OF the field already won
or will 1t waver until the enemy
rallies?
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1891-09-01

THO Democrats have fought lus-
fiiy for. a reduction of the tariff
and through years of adverses
they have stood to their guns.
Civil service has been an ornament
fothe party platform and other
pIanks have added to its standing
room but that issue above all has
gwen 1T sire tn. The elections
Hast fail opeled the way for its
final triumph and the signs of tho
tinios we're that all distractions
were about to be removed. II
NTseily seemed that intelligent
vM were threading their way
itito North West and that the
fari1Qg ps that section had dis.
covered TINT they were not fond
sSs Critic protection theory. The
prosreet Of Democratic victory
1ing02Ngas Us clear as day.
sow II is M changed. With the
ppu mr. front completely shat
bred, LEADERS, like Polk advise a
astASt from ground on which
wn forces cannotpossibly con-
ffatc urged, In effect that
the bat not fought ON new
4i the iciory Win DO fruitless.
teapSes phase 81 IKE matter
~. Hiatt ff,CEos flaaq l3ava falsnn
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Gen. 10 Wheeler, member of
Congress from Alabama, wheels
into line and joins the Alliance.
He has said unto his law books,
"Get thee behind me, Satan" The
cotton ache-er-age gives Jos. a coat
of many colors. The loavcs and
fishes Of Egypt.
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LAURENs, s. g., April 20, '91

LAURENs, s. g., April 20, '91.
MR.. J. II. HARRIS,
DEAR SIR:-I have
been q sufferer for some time from
an affection of the kidneys. l tried
II number of remedies without any
relief. Some times the pain in my
back was so severe that / had to
have help to get up when sitting
down. Some of my friends asked
me to try your mineral water, I
did so, and the result was most
gratifying. L felt relief after the
first day. After using il a week I
was entirely well. It has been some
six weeks since I first used it, and
my general health is greatly i'm
proved. Too much cannot be said
in it's praise. 1t is undoubtedly the
best water that 1 know of,
Yours Respectfully.
d. NJ. PATTON
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
COUNTY OF LAURENs-PRo-
BATE CoURT.

WHEREAS John II. Young, has
applied to me for Letters Of Ad-
ministration on the estate Of r. N.
>. Young, deceased
These arc therefore to cite and
admonish all and singular the kin
drcd and creditors Of said deceased,
to be and appear before me at a
Court of Probate, to be holden at
my office at Laurcns &. H., on the
9th day of Sept, 1891, at 10 o'clock
a. M, to show cause, if any they
can, why letters should not be
granted.
Given under my hand and seal,
this 2Ist day of Aug. 1901.
JOHN M. CLARDY,
aug 25th. OF j.. p. l.. c.
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Alliance Notice,

Shiloh Alliance will meet promptly at
2 o'clock on the next regular meeting
day Saturday before 18th Sunday in
Scpt.);s Capt. John M. LIudgens will
make n public address at that time. Tho
public is inyttt Il to ome
j.. s. WOLFF, Pros.
f. d. Bolt, Sc.
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ut goes right to the spot" said
an old gentleman, who found great
benefit in Ayers Sarsaparilla. He
was right. Derangements of the
stomach, liver and kidneys are
more speedily remedied by this
medicine than by any other. It.
reaches the trouble directly.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1891-09-01
Better Than ANY Bank
|THE-
Mutual Life lnS, Go
OF NEW YORK.

Total Assets now $I47,1o1.O81 20.
No other investment in the
world is SO absolutely safe, or con.
sidering the protection, more pro-
fitablc thar a life or endowment
policy in The Mutual Lille Insur-
ance Company Of New York, for
the following eason
Ist. The contrect is based upon
a natural and universally operating
law of mortality, backed by the
good faith and continued payments
of the largest number (1Sa ,o13 in
1850 of carefully selected lives
insured in any company on the re-
serve fund system.
end. The Mutual Life has the
largest reserve fund Of any insur-
ance company in the world-being
now over 47,ooo,o 900.
Bird. During the fo~rty-seven
years of its business, its receipts
from interest alone have paid all
death claims and left a surplus
therefrom of $I1,a15,oo1 60.
4th. It's interest receipts have
exceeded all expenses of manage
ment by the enormous sum of $ss,.
4~47,a4o.So.
9Th. Its annual income in 1850
exceeding all the requirements fer
paying death claims, maturcd en-.
dowments, annuities, surrender
values, dividends to policy-holdcrs
and expenses Tin all amounting to
$11,oa9,5o2.oI) by nearly ten mil.
lions of dollars, or exactly $o,oS1,-
233.3S.
9th. The Mutual Life has al.
ready paid to and accumulated for
its policy-holders over $43s,ooo,-
900, which is double the transac-
ton of any other company in the
world.
No other financial system can
give such protection and security,
and is so well guarded on every
side against the disturbing elements
That undermine and overthrow the
best laid plans and methods of men
acting in their individual capacity.
REMEMBER THE COMPANY,
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
COUNTY OF LAURENs-PRo-
BALE CoURT.

WHEREAS, A. Cook has applied
to me for letters of administration
with Will annexed on the estate of
Mary A. Hit, deceased
These L therefore to cite, and
admonish all and singular the kin
dred and creditors of said deceased,
to be and appear before. me at a
Court of Probate to be holden at
my office at Laurens c. H., on the
10th day eff Sept, 1891, at 10
o'clock A. M, to show cause, if
any they can, why letters should
not be granted.
Given under my hand and seal,
this 3Ist day Of Aug, 1901.
JOHN M. CLARDY,
sept. 7. st j.. p. l.. c.
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ANDERSON, S. c., Feb. "a, '91.
MIR. j. II HARRIS,
DEAR SIR:-I return
bottles to be filed with your Lithia
Water. Have used one crate and
feel much improved.
Very respectfully,
Mrs. e, e. YOUNG.
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LAURENs, S. c., Mar, 10. '91
T. IT. FLA RRJS

DEAR SIN:-For some
time I suffered intensely with
gravel affection. 1 tried every
remedy that was obtainable, but
without any relief. Had given up
hopes almost of being cured. Some
one recommended the Harris
Lithia Water and I tried it faith
fully and was cured. After using
one case of the water l passed five
or six grave]s. I can not say too
much in it's praise.
Yours Truly,
w. ID. BARKSDALE.
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NOTICED.

We, the undersigned, do hereby
give notice that we forbid all per-
sons from hunting, fishing or other
wise trnspasing upon our lands.
RUFUS DUNLAP, RoBT. YovNG.
f, G.. FULLER, r.. NJ. FULLER.
a.: 1. FULLER, a. II. FULLER,
w. N. WHARTON, ALEX. SMITuI'
M. +. WHARTON, w. WRIGuT, :
II. S. LEAGUE, A, II. UoLMiss.
"A. r. ANDERSON.
Aug. 20, '01 81
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Harrison is not a Blaine man but
he will have to fling up his hat for
him next year.
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MoUNTvILLE, S. G., Jan. 20. '91

MoUNTvILLE, S. G., Jan. 20. '91.
MR.. j. II. HARRIS,
DEAR SIR:-About
six years ago my daughter became
afflicted with a cancer of the nose,
Nothing we did prevented it's
spreading. Physicians finally told
me they could do nothing further.
She had no appetite and was re-
duced to a mere shadow, L conclu-
ded to try your Lithia Water and
to my surprise in a short time she
began to improve in health and the
canoe ceased to spread. She is
now using your excellent water
constantly and is improving all
the time. Respectfully,
q. l.. WATTS.
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Cross HILL.S,C Feb,v I ,o1

Gross HILL, S. g, Feb'y l., '91.
MR.. J. II. HARRIS,
DEAR SIR:-For seve-
raj years my wife has suffered from
erysipelas, every two weeks she
was confined to her bed and tried
many remedies, but nothing pre-
vented the eruption. She was dis
couraged and finally stopped all
medicines and began drinking your
I.ithia Water. In two weeks the
disease was milder than it had
been for years. She continued to
use and since that time she has
not been troubled at all.
Very Respectfully,
JOHN w. TURNER.
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for gnfants and Children.

"castoriai ISIS well adaptedto children that
recommend itas superior. to any prescription
known TO me-" II. A. ARCHER, n. D.,
Ill So. oxford St., Brooklyn, n. Y.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

Tho Welsh rusiliers had a goat with
them at Bankers hill. and they seem
always 10 have had one since. In 1874.
Major Groves says, the then rcgimental
goa. died, and 20 compensate the TWEEN
ty.third for their los her majesty pro.
sonted tho regiment with two Of tho
finest goats from fock--the gift Of,
the Shah Of Pcrsia-in Windsor park,
and since that date tho queen has con.
tlnued to supply tho Royal Welsh
fusillers with goats as occasion has ro'
quircd
"Billy," or "lIer Maiesty's Goat" as
lao h always styled. bears between his
horns handsome frontlet-a silver
shield. sunnountcd by tho Prince Of
Walos' plume aud motto, upon which
Is Inscribed 1.-THE Git OF Her Majesty
Queen Victoria TO tho Royal Welsh
FusiiiorS a. b. MDCCCXLVL Duw.
A. Cadwo. Y. Frenhlnos." Billy AL
ways marches AZ the head Of hi, bat
TALON. alongside Of tho drum major.
Tho Fin, aud Second bat,allons OF the
Welsh regiment formerly tho Forty
firt Welsh and SiSty.niuth South Lin
oolnshire) also have goats as ''pots. -
London Art Journal,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

"Bobble." said grandmamma ono
day, "you have been worry good little
boy while you have siaid with mo, and
| am going to give you a present"
Thank you, grandmamma." said
Bobbic very politely.
''llero Il is--a now half CROWN said
the old lady, giving the littlo boy a
pioco Of bright silver money; "but, "
added she, ''mlnd, Bobble, you don't
spend H."
Tho little boys faco from smiling
grow very grave. lilo thought min
ute, then handed back tho money.
Thank you, grandmamna, but |
don't want IT,"
Don't want III Why. Bobble, what
do you mean"
"well, grandmamma, n may no.
spend the money, what can do with
well. Bobble. ! suppose you ara
too young 10 understand the value OF
money yet, so think. after all. must
let you spend II, but you must first
learn provorb Say aitor me. ''Tak,
care OF the pence and tho pounds viii
take caro- Of themselves"
think Bobbio was too young 10 I'm
derstand the proyerb. but ho was moi
al all too young 10 go TO toyshop and
spend his half crown, which he did "a
soon as ever he could.-ESchangc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

Tho Average citizen has very 1T
10 Idea Of the number OF calls which
arc daily inflicted upon tho editor OF a
big newspaper l was not with tho
colonel over i've minutes and during
that time at least ton men called to SEQ
him on various matters. Men wanting
positions, men with schemes and men
with advice, men with favors to ask.
mon TO borrow money and men with
manuscripts to sell They all Insist
upon seeing the editor, and each re-
CARDS his business US the most impor-
tant oitho day
Il Is a mover ending stream, and each
man Is mortally offended II he Is kept
waiting or refused m audience, and yet
newspaper men who aro familiar with
the manifold claims upon an editors
time are the loude,t In tholr complaint,
about the "red tape which compels
them to send In their cards and state
their business before they are admitted.
They want TO march right In to the edl.
tors desk, roost on tho edge OF hli
table and compose themselves for q
comfortable chat
II a paper could be run without out.
sldo Interruptions the editor would hava
an enioyabledlme. but being the large,
for an assorted gang OF cranks, bore'
aud nulsInces, no Is Obliged, In Justice
TO himself and his readers, TO hedge
himself about with some protection. II
men had moro sense this would not be-
necessary. Allen Founan in New York
Journalist
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now Arc Ynr. War,

Il may or rlss not 10 truo that aplon'
aud wca..hy woman IN France has left
prize Of s'c.O, y % :ha pcfr.n VIII hall
invent so'us way of signaling to the In
habitants of oae u our neivf1o planets.
Well. perhaps nothing stranger than
tina, has happened in tho history o. in
yentions aud discoveries. but things neat
ly as strange have.
II ever carth's people do succeed in
communicating with the inhabitants d
another world. that world will probably
BE- Mara 1t mas not yet been discovered
that any Of the planets except our own
ato inhabited. but It seems that Mars
may be. and with beings not unlike OUT
selves The most powerful telescopes
has perceived that Mars has iccfolds
around It's poles and has also summer
and winter as W. have and that In win.
ter the iccfelds grow broader, IN sum.
mer narrower schlaparnlli believes he
has seen long lines like gigantic canals
across the face Of Mars equatorial re.
gions but others think that tho lines
are In this astronomers eye However,
1t is not safe to say what Ia or Is not any
more
One proposed way Of signaling ls this
Upon the bosom Of some immense PLATA
like the sahara desert L., there be 81
gantio right angle triangle measured of.
It. sides must behundrod- Of miles LONG
and may be marked by lines Of palm
trees planted aud nurtured till they at
tain their growth. II then the inhab-
itanu Of Mars know wha, mathematics
l.. and II their telescopes are powerful
enough 10 sco this gigantic triangle
they will know II means something
They In turn maybe will plant CORE.
fpondiug triangle on their planet, that Ia,
" they have auy manners at all, and we
on our side shall sce II and know that
our signal has boon perceived. Earth
and Mars will understand each other
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

There was frost In Connecticut In tho
latter part OF July It IA cold day
when Connecticut gets left
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

A year or two ngo theN wero among
the boarders At a mountain summer
hotel n celebrated botlnlst and cor
tain prctontious rich woman who liked
to make II appear to tho guests that
sho was very well Informed ON all sub
iccts. The rich woman affected TO take
an interest In the researches OF the bot.
anist among the hora Of tho mount.
aims.
II suppose, Mr. Cayllx," said the
lady you lind almost all tho mountain
flowers around heter
II have found a great many, ma'am, I"
said the botanist.
well, there's one kind Of flower that
I've read a great deal OF rs being al
ways on the hills, and I've always want.
I'd to see IL Perhaps you could pick
me some"
what IA lt"
The 'purple cleaning you known
Youths Companion.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

Datsin. der lad 'he p.sertar..
A s.oryccf 1withJcrfvid's short
period Of M ice may w,d ln1 :
place hoe =, occasion rs mid
thpmsn. b. wing a. a hofe with the
ierfold was left for a time In
cbs Of inc boat While tho captain
was way two OF the men asked for
uermisson to 20 and buy something
Permission was given by their youth.
ful aud too good natured officer who
added,
by the way. you might as well buy
me some apples and a few pears"
IAN right. sir said the men, and Oh
they went
Tho captain returned. but not tho
men semch wns made for them, but
they were not 10 be- found they had
deserted. aud Midshipnan Jorrold was
In sad disgrace. The event made q
lasting Impression upon him, 20 deep n
ono that he declared hc could recognize
tho dasertcrs at any time. rs indeed he
did. Some thirty years aitcrward, az
he wna passing along the Strand, the
,t.mlishpman was struck by the op'
pearanct Of a bakers man who va
looking into a shop window, he walked
up TO him, and rapping him sharply on
the back. said
II say. my friend, don't you think
you've been rather a long time about
that fruitr
The desertcr was horror struck NJ be-
Ing discovered, and could only gasp
out "G.or'l sir. Is that your WHEN
Jorrold went on his way laughing. -ES'
change.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

The 81 Louis Globe Democrat has
been having no end OF fun by discover.
Ing to the world how little tho average
Intelligent man knows about Snake.
spcare Printing twelve Of the common.
eat shakospearcan quotations upon a neat
card. The Globe. Democrat geut mum
Dor Of It's young men with tho cards to
tho Merchants exchange. The cards
wcre scattered among tho mombcri
with the rcqucst that thoy would write
opposite the quotation tho name OF tue
play from which II was taken.
Tho result was something fearful and
wonderful Two out Of tho hundreds Of
intelligent and wealthy American gen.
tlemun present gayo ton OF tho twelve
plays correctly. Tho others were away
Oh One gentleman said he only knowon
shakcspoarcan quotation, ITO be-, or not
to DO He was sure that was from
Hamlet because ho had paid e. 90 to
hear Booth say II, Another prominent
citizen simply handed back tho card
writing upon It, II am not going up
against this Shakespeare snap"
The quotation that tho most Of them
got correct was this. "Frailty. thy uamo
IA woman" They knew Hamlet said
that. 4 member Of the 81. Louis school
board could not correctly place one Of
the quotations, which must have been a
satisfaction TO ST. Louis teaohes ono
popular merchant read eareiully the
| llness
Ne iu,t and fear mott
/ let all tho ends thou aimest At 30 thy coun.
tryf
Thy Gods and tru,ha.
And wrote under II. This Is from the
Dumocratie platform"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

Searching for james the seconds Grown.
A romantic story comes from the
pretty village Of Tricl There, Il Ia
said. james II buried his crown and the
valuable relies Of his family. aud for
moro than forty years all over tho
ncighborhood. irom time to time, poo
pie have dug for the buried treasure.
Nearly half n century ago a mysterious
woman appeared a, rrlel She bought
house and large estates, and went up
and down the village having no deal.
Ing. with the inhabitants and arousinz
great curiosity, but after time some
noighbors made her Acquaintance, and
luarnod that sho was In search Of tho
crown Of james II.
Legend and romance soon took root
In tho soil upturucd by this woman's
mysterious d'gglngs on her Estates, and
rumor finally said that the lady, Nine.
Dcvillc, was a daughter Of George ~
and Queen Caroline. and In proof there.
of the flour de lis, a. everybody knew.
was on her shoulder Moreover, IN her
bedroom was an ancient bod adorned
with crowns on cscpteheons. Lord
Palinorsion was said to have visited
her
Finally shc died. bu. the legoud did
not die with her Tho land was sold
to a person who Ind received her conf
dencc. and who continued the quest,
This successor I. Partisan shopkeoper.
The digging still continues, and still
tho crown with Ia priceless stones 70.
mains undiscovered. London Times
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-18

Flower

How does no feol Pile feels
blue, deep, dark, unfading, dyed
in-ihe.wool, eternal blue, and he
makes everybody feel the same way
August Flower the Remedy.
How does no fool2-He feels
headache, generally dull and con
slant, but sometimes cxcruciating-
August Flower tho Romedy.
How docs no feoi2-He feels a
violent hiccoughing or jumping Of
the stomach after meal, raising
bit,er-tasting matter or what he has
eaten or drunk-August Flower
tho Remedy.
How docs he feel Pile feels
the gradual decay OF vital power /;
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and longs for death and
peace-August Flower tho ROM
edy.
How does he feol2-IIe feels so
full after eating q meal that he can
hardly walk-August Flower the
Romody. q
e. e. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.