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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
PhAIN DRALRR.
EVERYTHING IN fHE LINE OF
JOB WORK,
Bill Heads, Cards, Pos
ters, Circulars.
satisfaction h HeaiRess, Pu19tasss ial
p(ics Guaranteed.
~oiys u tsiai before ssdssiAs s,7swhsss
sure 70 Turn Up.

Slimpurse are you doing ID
fhis outlandish ncighborhood?
Shortpursc Waiting for something
to turn up.
.Huh! There won't anything turn up
here"
..Yes, there will. My landlord threat
ems to put me out tomorrow, SO I've
been hunting for another place. I've
Just got the refusal of this miserable
shanty, and have sent for my wife to
come and look at it. The something
expect to sec turn up is her nose when
she sees tn. Y. Weekly.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

WILLIAM FOSTER Is a respected farm
er of Uniontown, Pa, who fancies that
On old sock is safer than a bank. His
theory worked admirably until the 9TH
cr night, when burglars raided his
house and made away with the sock.
Mr.. Foster is now on the verge of con-
version to business principles
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Good Water.

"What sort of drinking water do you
have in Texas?" asked New Yorker Of
newly-arrivcd Texan.
First rate. If you put in whisky
enough. it will make as good toddy as
any water | ever drank" was the cam
did reply.-Tcxas Siftings.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
The Honest Agent

New Clerk-That house You rented to
Mr.. and Mrs. Suburb has nothing but
cistern, and that is fifty feet from the
door, You told them there was water
in the house.
Suburban Agcnt-There is. Cellars
half full.-(1ood News.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
An Unreliable Man.

'Look out for him." said Hostetter
McGinnis, referring to prominent
Texas gentleman, ''hc is a hypocrite.
and will play you bad trick some day,
Just like he did me-"
''What did he do to your"
"Nhat did he do? | borrowed ten
dollars Of him, and the double-eyed
scoundrcl tried to make me pay it back.
Look out for him, | tell You; you cant
rely on him."-Texas Siftings.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

In the towns and cities of Chilli all
the shopping of any consequence is
done in the evening In Santiago the
stores are open till midnight, and dur
ing the hot afternoons, when body
takes a siesta, they are locked up.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Nh nessert..

Them chops was good, num-" said
the tramp. ''Eut allus likes to finish
a meal with sweets Yer amt got any
cakes, have ycr?"
Il have cakes of soap"
THANK yer hearty mum. But ! never
touch 'em."7JurY.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30


THE death of Mr. Hanijn, says She
Eoston Transcript, recalls the curious
fact that when he was vice president
the second officer of the government
was bodily included in that Of the FIRST,
thus: Abra- Ham Lin-co
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
some Consolation.

Wife fpettishlyl-If | cannot have a
village cart this summer, what can
have?
Husband (diplomatically)- can
have the satisfaction of knowing that
Mrs. Puff next door can't have one
either.-Munscy's Weekly.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Graduated Rates.

Hotel Clcrk-This guest has been here
over two weeks. Nothing was said
about rates. Shall we charge him by
the week or by the day?
Proprietor-What's in that package
he left in the safe? !.
Bonds"
Charge him by the food
News.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Formulation of France.

PARIS, July a5.-The official census
of France shows total population Of
s., ,O95, $50. This is an increase since
the last census of oOs.5S4. The increase
is entirely in the urban population, the
rural population having decreased
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

DE. HIScKLE, of Americus, Ca, has
piece of chinaware 79l years old. The
date. 100, is plainly stamped on the
bottom, and its only flaw is broken
1anJI,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
April 90. 1915.

It is a curious little fact and one
worth remembering that on the same
day that William Shakespeare died in
England Miguel Cervantes, the cele-
brated Spanish author Of '.Don Quixote. -
died in Spain.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
EpitOme of the Week.
INTERESTING NEWS COMPILATION.
FROM WASHINGTON.

THE exchanges at the leading clear
ing-houses in the United States during
the week ended on the 18th aggregated
s1.0o4, ,079, ,355, against 81, 1858, go the
previous week. As compared with the
corresponding week of 1899 the decrease
amounted to 1O.5.
THE immigration bureau says that
the publication Of advertisements in
foreign papers for laborers in this coun-
try is violation OF the alien contract
law and that all offenders will be pun
ished.
In the United States the visible sup
ply of grain on the Goth was: Wheat,
12,47a, 294 bushels; corn, 1885, 20a BUSH
els; oats, 1,759,30s.
DURING the week ended on the 18th
the issue of standard silver dollars
from the mints was S266, ,394, against
S440,159 during the corresponding
period of last year.
THE total exports Of this country to
Mexico last year exceeded all other ma
tions combined by nearly 5000, 900.
THE number of post offices in the
country June 30, 1891, was Ga. 391, as
follows: First class, 116; second class,
$50; third class, aero; fourth class, 61,s
449. This is an increase of 1000 offices
during the year
In the United States the output Of
pig iron for the first half of 1891 was
3,371, ,oa5 gross tons, against 1850, ,5l3
gross tons in the first half of 1890.
In Washington the National Society
of the Daughters of the Revolution
was incorporated with Mrs. Benjamin
Harrison as president general.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

The profits OF the Monte Carlo samb-
ling tables are estimated at Sc. 900, 900
Hyear. OF this amount $40, 900 a year
Is paid to Prince Charles, of Monaco, in
ROYALTIES
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
One Of the Unfortun tes.

Observation-Disclosures is q failure.
Benedict lin surprisc)-Why, didn't
know you had ever been married!
Brotherton-I haven't failed. -
Puck.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

n NEW YORK
our facilities for
stud ying I h e
plain and orna-
mental styles Of
newly arrived
Italian i'm m l.
grants are bet
ter than those
of any other
city in tn e
United States.
/ do not make
this assertion in
order to gloat in
a boastful spirit
over lie IS IA
vorcd localities.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Not q Protracted Call

Mrs huntingdon, do you think you
made good impression on Mr.. Scadds;
Lou-rm afraid not mamma Hs
left ut ten o'clock. Epoch
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
An Igncramus.

Brown - Miss Summit is remarka-
bly, well informed girl, don't you think?
Miss Tattle-Why, no! She can talk
about books and all that sort of thing,
but she never knows the latest nssip.
-Munsey's Weekly.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

HENRY NJ. STANLEY is reported to have
,nade S1sl 900 from his American tour.
One half of this sum came from his book
and the other half from his lectures.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

HA:SIBAL HAMLIs's grandfather had
seventeen sons, the eldest Of whom were
named respectively Europe, Asia, Afri-
Cd and America.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

Mr.. GLADSTONE, in a letter intimat.
ing that he would be unable to attend
a liberal meeting, says: I'VE, in our
affiiction. are deeply sensible of the
mercies of God. lie gave us for fifty
years a most precious son. He has
now only hidden him for very brief
space from the sight of our eyes. 1t
seems a violent transition from such
thoughts to the arena of political con-
tention; but the transition may be
softened by the conviction we profound
ly hold that we, in the first and greatest
of our present controversies, work for
the honor, we'll being and future peace
Of our opponents not less than our own"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

A WOMAN at Sabinsville. IA, counted
the stitches as she knitted n quilt.
There were nearly 9OO.0
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

MRS. LOGAN has left the generals
library in Washington just as it was
when he last occupied it. untouched,
except by the dust brush, and un-
changed. His arm. chair still retains
its customary position. and hardly .
paper has been removed from his desk.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Sixteen Workmen Killed

VIENNA, July 25.-The tower Of q
church which was in course of erection
at Szalatina, Hungary, fell, killing SIX
teen Of the workmen
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
Anomalous.

Student-What's the most peculiar
thing about your profession?
Doctor-When | have to charge ten
dollars day for treating n man whose
life isn't worth two cents Life.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30

Goth, destroyed 20 buildings.
THE Central Chandelier works, To-
ledo, o., burned on the 10th.
WHILE service was being held on the
26th, the Presbyterian Church at
Greensville, Pa, was struck by light
ming. Three hundred people were
badly scared but not hurt.
NEAR Paris, Kentucky, on the morn
ing of the Goth, tramp attacked a
farmers family and attempted to muir
der all of them. The farmer and his
wife were killed and one son fatally
and another son dangerously hurt.
The murderer was only beaten off by
neighbors coming up, from one of
whom he received fatal shot.
THE city council of Toronto, Canada,
a week ago passed a law prohibiting
public meetings in the parks On the
Goth nearly 10000 Orangemen held a
meeting as a protest. Several speakers
Were arrested.
On the morning of the a6th at Pueblo,
Colo. w. c. Barker fired three bullets
into Bruce Venues fatally wounding
him. Mrs. Barker was teacher in the
Indian schools and Barker was Jealous
of Venues attentions to his wife.
DAN Dunn, noted dive keeper at
Seney, Mich, was shot and killed on
the Goth, by a man named Harcourt.
Dunn had been acquitted of the muir
der of liarcourt's brother.
A PICNIC train was wrecked by collis-
ion near Cincinnati, o., on the 25th.
Five were killed and about fifty wound
ed
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
a New cure.

Mrs. Cribbler-What has become OF
all your Cleopatra jeweiry-the asps
snakes. scrpcnts and things?
Mrs. Dibblcr-IIush! Don't let my
husband hear you. have hidden them
away.
Haven't you worn them at alp"
II wore them once, and the moment
my husband saw them he rushed off tc
doctor. The next morning he took
the pledge. / sha'n't wear them again
unless he backslides. N. Y. Weekly
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
LATER.
A Collision In France,

PARIS, July ga collision between
excursion trains occurred at st. Mande
to-day, in which many persons were in
jured and three carriages were
wrecked. Both trains were returning
from musical festival at Fontenoy.
The second train crashed into the
preceding train before the latter had
left the st. Mande station. The guards
and the three rear carriages of the last
train were wrecked and caught fire
from the gas. The injured occupants
were shrieking in despair and the other
passengers hurriedly left the train and
assisted in extricating the victims.
Soldiers also aided the fire brigade to
quench the flames and rescue the suf-
ferers. The work of helping the in
jured was carried on by torchlight.
The search in the wreck continues.
Thirty bodies have been recovered. 1t
is now known that forty-nine have
been killed and 100 injured.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-07-30
NEW YORK LETTER.
The Glass Of People King Um-
barto Sends to America.
According to Alex Sweet. They Are Not
Good-Looking-A Remotely Possible
Remedy to Check the 1nnux-
Scenes ON Mulberry Street.

special New York Correspondence
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14
an -nreNSivs MISS.

what. tt Csst- g." Keep One Little New
N.rL tdt.
H., ere AUIu II .urrs regarding the
c,>; IS It'll ~ { fourteen for the
pa. ,,.r. ..., ,nr Sew YORK. World
She il a., 'n,v {. ...'htrr ~ "A teller in n
New >"rl, "yil. The family lives Ia
private observation-disclosures. and the am.
bitiun ~ her parents Is to make the
child Il bright, sweet. sensible woman
Her wardrobe costs S!lj year, includ.
ing laundry.
She attends school uptown whcrc she
pays $50 n year Last season she was
sent L. dancing ~hupl ut an expense ~
$40. For this accomplishment she
needed n special ,pply Of slippers, four
littl" dancing froclis, u long. quilted
ulster and fifteen yards Of sash ribbon,
for which hill Of s7l was presented.
During the summer She learned to
swim, and the cus, ~ her bathing suit
and the services Of the bathing master
amounted tn sl3. Her board for the
cntir, year cost $50 Here are some
triiics ~ the mother CALI them, copied
from the little girls expense account:
One pug dog, -; eight silver brace.
lets, Sli; one doll -. one dolls car
riagr, s!G0; - mcudcr. three days
service, $50; hospital attendance for
dog. -; burial 81 rlmr. Si.7j: one gold
ring. $3.50; rent ~ tricycle., -, So med.
zeal treatment. -, riffs for relatives,
s.; monkey rnuW aGd cape, Sa7; gum,
icc.crram, Snd"-w"t,r tripod, So; tennis
racket, $40: opera l'iass, s.; silver
watch, -: treatment fnr suffering. 500,
Making tie ""nI.i c,Nt of this sweet
little tyraut, L.ll.,p.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14

- According to the North China IIeraA
the climate in East and West Asia
becoming colder, That III China Ia pa
ticular is growing not only colder. os
dricr, Animals and plants used Ia hd
moist regions are gradually retreats;
southwark, Two thousand year, ~,
the bainloo ilourishcd in the forests 4
North China, but il does not now, an
at rckin IL IL only cultivated unds'
shelter and in favorable locsli.l,s as
kind Of garden plant.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14

FlHgsisfI, the county scat Of CoconiS1
county. Arizona, on the Atlantic 4 N,
cihc, furnishes tine lumber manuis)
tired from her surrouuding forests /
pine, aud magnificent stone taken trf
her immense quarries.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14
kind OF garden plant.

Tho Calliornis legislature has y
prorriated s;o0,0O0 towards the Work
Fair exhibit.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14

The directors 81 the Worlds Fair hsd
decided 10 concentrate at Jacks
Park
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14
MARCLE CAkYON.
River WHOSE Ii'i u Three Thousand
Feet I,luN Ihc l'lain.


we ""k UP "Nr nl"r'h Tor III" 'olo-
ra"" river ~ '"'' Ferry, ~ named
from '"ih ~ ''''''l" 81 the destroy
ing "ht''. 60. -" ny 'hr hi'rn
H'a'," Tor { ~. ~ ' th' Mountain
M'"""" VI" 80 ~ "'" we saw lh'
write, Il go, ..,.t j.. the Ipdianop.
oils Scn''u '. 80 yoaraclf upon u
broad VIII; .'"..' H'aH hear a dull,
INSTANT roar -" 80 II 'h'nE save
VS. "" '".''"''','' ". ~ '",' E'"n''
i'mI h"''' 80" '.'" "'"' II apparently
"",n".' f,.''
,or a. ,'t...,,,.. ,',,,..i,,r'
Ia hc scarcely ,w,u.gh., .i,. Yoncau.
,inuslv crawl g., ,nl l. %, l,,yn L,.,,r
rr, n whi., -, ,u-,. oyninst its
pcrpcndicllar marhl, Id. You won.
der, havng wal, wi'hin hny feet
look al /, lnwin... aud trace it, course
directly towards thot" IN "n,ains, yrt
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14

The Senate hill fixing tho salaries OF
U. =, district judges ut $3.50 per year
was passed Ia the House.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-03-14

The house Of Representatives OF Idaho
hns passed the Australian ballot bill.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1891-04-11
$50.
Application for a Patent
U. 8. LAND OFFICE, EUREKA, New.

U. 8. LAND OFFICE, EUREKA, New.
May IA, 1890.
Notice is hereby given that Simeon
Wenban, whose Postofice address is Cor
tez, Nevada, has this day by his duly
authorized agent, W. o. Mills, filed his
application for a patent for fourteen hun
dred and ninety three Il ,493) linear feet
Of the Eclipse mine or vein bearing silver
and gold, with surface ground five hun
dred and eighty seven (5s7) feet in width.
situated In Cortez Mining District, county
Of Eureka and State OF Nevada, and
designated by the field notes and official
plat on file in this Office as lot No 81, in
I 26 north. II 4S E, OF NJ d NJ, said lot No
81, being described as follows to wit:
Beginning at 9 post marked No /. s
survey No 81, the same being the original
location corner. and post No 2, Of q 5
survey No So, Adjunc, lode, whence the
southeast corner OF section 8 I 20 N, r AZ
| E, NJ ID M, bears s 20 deg 40 min W, 2,494
feet, and U s mineral monument No 2.
bears s 70 deg As min W. 2,490 feet
thence running s Gu deg east, 567
feet, TO post marked number 2. U s
survey No 81, and the original location
corner; thence N 80 deg W. 80 feet. "a
post No 3, the northeast corner OF y s
survey No AZ, Cortez Giant or Cummins
\ todo AfttB toctt 70 Poot maEhed NO D. u y
survey No 81. This post staDds N the
northern boundary OF q s survey No AZ,
whence post No 2, the northwest corner,
OF ssid survey No AZ, bears n SO deg W,
81 feet, and the original location corner
Of this claim bears N 80 deg W, 7 feet. and
the old main shaft Of the Cortez Giant OF
Cummins lode, bears s 324 Ia deg W, 21s
feet; thence N 6 IL deg W, 81 feet, TO posi-
No 4, the southeast corner of U s survey
No so, Summit lode 5s7 feet 10 posi
marked No 4, U 8 survey No G1. This
post stands on the eastern boundary Of
said Summit survey, and Is post No 3, oil
U s survey No So, Adjunct lode. and tbs
original location corner Of this claim, and
thence s SO deg e, 1,493 feet along the
southern boundary OF said survey No 50
to post No 1, the place Of beginning, cen
tanning 10 95 acres.
Magnetic variation, II IL E.
The location Of this mine is recorded IN
the Recorders Office OF Cortez Mining
District in book @. page 80.
The adjoining claimants are the Adjunct
mine on the north, the Summit mine or
the west, and the Cortez Giant or Gum.
Minis on the south.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
any portion Of said Eclipse mine or sur
face ground are required to file theii
adverse claims with the Register
Of United States Land Office o.
Eureka, in the State OF Ne.
Nevada during the sixty days period o.
publication hereof, or they will be barred
by virtue Of the provisions of the Statute
d. Fl. HALL. Register.
II 10 hereby ordered that the foregoing
notice Of application for patent be pub,
lished for the period of sixty days. item
consecutive weeks) In the Eureka SENTINEL
a weekly newspaper published at Eureka,
Nevada. Il. Il. HALL. Register.
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Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1891-04-11

western boundary Of said Alta survey. $50
feet TO post marked number 4, u s survey
number As and the original location corner,
the same being post number 3 Of said st.
Louis survey, and thence north 3 deg w.
"a feet to the northern boundary Of u 4
survey numbers 40 and al, Equator lode,
whence post number 2, the northwest cor.
ner Of said Equator survey, bears 8 SO I.2
deg w, 1853 feet, 1,500 feet to post number
l, the place of beginning, containing
8 6l-100 acres,
SO much Of this survey as conflicts with
U 5 survey number 40, kingsbury lode,
numbers 81 and 43, Alta lode, and mum.
bers 40 and Al, Equator lode, Is hereby ex-
cluded. Said conflicts are described as
follows:
Conflict with u 3 survey number 40,
Kingsbury lode. Beginning at post num-
Der 2, Of this survey number As, and run
ming thence 5 5 deg Il, 433.7 feet; thence
n so IL deg w, 296. 4 feet; thence north 5
Dig w, 1907 feet; thence N "a 1.2 deg y,
49, feet, and thence north IS deg Y, 164.S
feet, to the place of beginning, containing
1.90 acres.
Conflict with U s survey number 81 and
43, Alta lode. Beginning at post number
3, Of this survey number As, and running
thence s So deg w, 8 feet; thence n 6 IL
deg w, SS7.7 feet, to post number 2, the
northwest corner OF said Alta survey
thence n SO IL deg +, 80 feet, and thence
s 8 deg L. SS7.7 feet, to the place Of be.
ginning, containing 0.42 acres.
Conflict with U S survey numbers 4s
and Al, Equator lode. beginning at post
number 4, Of this survey number AS, and
running thence north 8 deg w, "a feet
thence north SO IL deg Il, 241 feet, to post
number 3, the northeast corner OF SAID
Equator survey; thence S 6 IL deg i, 49,
feet, and thence s 50 deg w, 240.6 feet, tC
the place Of beginning, containing 0.0i
acres.
The location Of this mine Is recorded il
the Recorders office of Cortez Mining Dis
trict, in book G, Of page 81.
The adjoining claimants are the Equato
mine on the south and the Alta and Kings
bury on the east.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
any portion Of said Remnant mine or sur
face ground are required to file their ad
verse claims with the Register of tn
United States Land Office at Eureka, II
the State of Nevada, during the sixty day
period of publication hereof, OF they vii
be barred by virtue Of the provisions Of tn
Statute. ID. III. HALL, Register.
It is hereby ordered that the foregoin
notice Of application for patent be pub
lished for the period Of sixty days 90 cor
~secutive weeksl, in the Eureka SENTINEL
a weekly newspaper published at Eureks
Nevada. b. II. HALL, Register.
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