St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-05
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President Harrison is industriorsly laying
pipes for a denomination. II his pipe line
extends into the Sioux reservation, President
Harrison may as well take official cognizance
of the fact that his cake is dough.
Triedout-I see by the morning papers that
"a MinneaL oils boy of seventeen has eluded
his parents, been secretly married and van
ished.
ssTenderloin-Lucky dogs Would that 1
could have vanished so soon after my wed
ding.
Superior, Wis, is almost ready to ad-
init that she has been done out of $4,000 by
Banker Kean. Now that NJ. A.. Dauphin, of
Louisiana lottery fame, is dead, why would
not Banker Kean make a pretty good sOc-
topus:''
Sheridan rode twenty miles to save Win
chester. Insect ingalls, is willing to ride
some fifteen hundred miles to try and save
the force bill.
II may be Harden,
Ys 1t may be Trip,
IoY 1t may be Moody
: By some unlucky slip.
From "Midwinter Politics in South Da-
kota.'
The fledgling state of Montana is already
as ambitious as Brutus. Already there is
strong talk among Republicans of making
the taxpayers stand the expense of two
separate legislatures. a la Louisiana
in 1878. In the latter state Gen.
Sheridan, with a regiment or two of
soldiers, drove the Democratic legislature
into the woods at the point of the bayonet,
and there is no reasonable doubt but that DR..
Harrison would willingly detaeh a few troops
from their present occupation of shooting
starving redskins and send them ont to Mon
tana to disperse rebellious Democrats. 1t
would all be in the direct line of force"
ont you know?
During the recent severe storm that pre-
vailed generally throughout the East, a num-
Der of inquiries from Eastern journals were
received inst. Paul asking: How is the
weather in your Iocality?' To each and all
of these anxious queries was returned the
one stereotyped and truthful answer: First
rate; could not be improved upon by a regi-
ment of e Greelys." Minnesota weather
has been. up to the hour of going to press.
unexcelled by that of any other state in the
Union.
Your Uncle Jerry Rusk co mmitted polit1-
cal hari-kari by inviting some granger
friends TO a & o'clock dinnsr. Sockless
Simpson could give the Wisconsin bugolo-
glst al indefinite numbe of dead straight
tips ON future events.
It,causes solemn reflection, the widely ad-
vertised fact that mo Vassar girl ever got a
divorce from her husband So not one of
the fellows ever got away.
"A reception has been given by the New
York Mail and Express in honor of its ca
noeist, Ebert Rappleye, who travelled 5000
miles in a paper canoe. We believe Col.
Elliott F.. Shepard can beat that re cord. Will
he please try?
The Eastern blizzard appears to have pre-
varied in every locality except where a home
newspaper was published.
True, the Courier.JoBfua has reduced its
price from 20 and 80 cents to 10 and 20
cents a week; but Brother Henry Watterson
is still above par, as bright as minted gold,
and one of the strong features OF the jour
nalistic market.
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~ Editor Charles A.. Dana will neither con-
sent to go to the United States senate him
self, nor let go of the coat tails of Gov. Hill,
who is leaning that way.
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Speaking of a new capitol building in st.
Paul, the Minneapolis Tribune says: 1.-The
present deadfall has for years been a disgrace
TO the state" And yet. and yet, we cannot for
get how anxious was MIR. Bletnen to trust his
valuable life within the walls of the afore-
said 'deadfall."