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The evening world., 1891-07-04
vAcRANr VERSES.
saasonabie Rhxmes.

CobbonepIO rhymes,
Plump within the pods the peas are.
.CurtantD CLEAN Ii garden tracks,
VeSaola on the open seas are
Ripe with AnglomAniAcs.
Melone ffom the Southern Staten are
Htther hietpg fast and thick,
In the schools the graduates Are
Counted ripe enough TO pick.
To the seeside now the filrts are
Op theiR ppmIner mtsaion bent,
And the athletes lAundered shirts are
Sent6need 70 retirement.
Festhers dsopping from the hens are,
DQGs With munhlee now appear,
And the pedal parts Of men arc
Looking positively cuir.
Now ths cholera morbus germs are
Whooping mp thelr. seasons ''bix,"
And the divers brands Of worms are
Perforating netnre's phiE- .FtA.
Hammocks meath the branches swung aro
Fans are 1AppinK fitfuliy,
Wire DOOR and Window hung are, s N
And the ieeman ought 10 be.
--Bsston courisr.
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SKETCHES RYA'
iN.QU!!!A!p. !!!!
plseouraEinsa ps.riot.

He had taken on most Of his patriotism
in Jersey City. but whom the fsrryboat
reached the foot Of Chambers street he
was seen to indulge in sly nip from .
bottle ashed oat Of bia coat-tail pocket.
This finished him. He uttered two war
whoops while passing out TO the street,
and when clear Of the crowd he hurrahed
at the top of his voice.
whats the matter with your de-
manded q policeman, who was quickly at
hand.
"Mazzer wiz me2 I'm patriot, / am
I'm hurrahing Pr glorious Fourth July!
Hip-hip-hurrahr
"You want to quit that, sir!"
Can't hurrah for battle OF Bunker
Hip"
mo, SIR"
"Hip- hip - Can't whoop 'er mp
for Zhorge Wash'tonan's Valley Forget"
No. sir. can't have no disorderly
conduct horel"
" Wnz 'er dishorderly conduct rr my
grAnfszzor to fight 'er British at Lundy's
Lane ?"
That's nothing to do with it. You'd
better 60 on and keep quiet"
" Waz er dishorderly conduct FIR my
granfazzer to shed his blood at Mon
mouth2 Now then = altogether - hip
hip!"--
=" II you don't keep quiet I'll run you
in!" interrupted the officer.
"C Can't l holier jess once for York
town." ~
mo. sir !"
Cant give one lizzie yell f'r Cow.
pens an Kings Mountain ?"
mo. sirl" ....rf
The man looked around In helpless
way for minute, and then began to re-
move his coat.
Here--what arc you doing ?" asked
the officer.
II want to deliver an address to Ter
Goddess Of Liberty. Best address eyou
ever heard Allus makes everybody 60
home happy"
- You can't do iti'' n 'o~
Cant shinR shonR bout Zhorge
waSh'ton crossing 'er Delaware2"
A., mo. sir!' ...-
- Can't I shing ShonR Of 'er Star Span
pied Banner3"
No. sir! You must 60 on or shall
have to lock you up.'
Fellow patriots, yot shee how or isl"
said the man, as he looked around on the
laughing crowd. "Your ,Rranfazzer en-
my granfazEer poured out 'er blood on o
dozen battlehelds Of '6r Revolushun chat
you an might be free. Poured out 'cr
blood. Wasn't bit stinsy wiz 'er blood.
Wanted us to be free an have fun.
Starved, an suffered, an died zhat we
might be free an have fun. But are we
freos Can hip-hip. hur ~
" i see I'll have TO take you in, inter-
rupted the officer, as he seized his arm.
- Didn't tell you sho ?" asked the pa
triot, as he looked about him. Our
granfazzers poured 'er blood, but IL was
no uae. Blood all wasted. No good.
Tyrant right here wiz his heel on 'er neck
Of Liberty JUS or sane.n
Come on!" said the oficer.
"Goin' take me to Ter stashun !"
yes" lsHz
Coin to lock me upa"
Yes" NS
IAN rige. Thought there was 'er
proud bird of Liberty, but there isn't.
Thought there was Star spaugled Banner.
but there isn't. Thought there was pa
triotism, but there ihn't. All a mistake.
GranfaZzer poured ont his blood FIR noz.
zing. Wash'ton crossed er Deleware f'r
nozzing, Boston throwed tea overheard
fr nozzing. No use--all Rone-take me
awayv'
And as the officer moved away with him
he was weeping.
The evening world., 1891-07-04
THE WAYS OF WOMAN FAIR.
Fads, Fashions and Fanoies That
Delight the Gentler Sex
Dogs in Carriages Outnumber Babies
white Chip Hats for Summer
Resorts-Rush and Cane Rock
ers Cheap and Pretty-Mrs.
Patmer's Sons.

In the carriages, pleasure wagons and phae-
tons that go In and out OF Central Park every
afternoon the pugs and skye terriers outnum-
Der the babies and little folks ten TO one. Mrs.
Madge Kendall once said in an interview that
the difference between the English and
American woman was that one nursed babies
and the other nursed lapdogs. II she got her
impression from the carriage people OF New
York she was not far out OF the way.
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Drink when you're dry
in warm weather. Its
healthful provided you
know what to drink. II
must be something cool
ing, refreshing and invigI
Grating. Not stimulating
like alcoholic drinks or fat
and chilling like ice water
Knapp's Root Beer Extract
makes root beer in five
minutes and this is just
the drink for the season.
IS cents I bottle. All Druggists and
Groeers.
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The Democratic Retorm Club OF Fast
Orange Is In receipt OF photograph of ex-
President Grover Cleveland presented by him
self. tc'
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Medicines at Cost.
To The Editor

Thf FdfTOT
Any prescriptions written by the free doc
tors OF the Sick Babies Fund In this section,
will be furnished at absolute cost by me.
GEORGE A. WERLICH,
southwest corner Fifty-ninth street and
Avenue A.
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Prince GEoRoE has sailed away. On
the New York mind he has left very de-
lightful impression. But what can Bos-
ton think Of anoderA Greek who summed
that modern Athons?
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The Queen has decided 10 bestow q
dukedom on Prince GEonon of Wales.
These little family presentations must
interest the people who are taxed 70 pay
for them
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Being very bad themselves, the Moqui
indians recognized bad show when they
saw il. They had such an one against the
United States troops, marshalled in force,
And so they wisely surrendered without
waiting for shot
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MUSICALE FOR THE BABIES.
Bath Beach Guests Getting Up a
Promising Entertainment.

Guests OF the Hotel Willomene at Bath
Beach have arranged a musicale for the ben
eft OF THE EVENING WORLDS Sick Baby
Fund, which will take place In the hotel
parlors on Saturday evening, July IL.
The affair will be under the management OF
Miss Edith Pond, the daughter OF Major j.
b. Pond and well known as the singing
reader"
Among those who will take part in the en-
tertainment are Miss Allie Torbert, violinlst ;
Mr.. Gustave Tahlberg, tenor, and Mr.. Adolph
Gluosi.
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notice that the afrairs of James D. Fish.
Of Marine Bank, are wound up at last. There
is about 100000 to meet claims OF more
than 81, 100000.
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is always indiscreet and sometimes
positively dangerous to interrupt busy
man. A father and son were filled full
OF cold lead, out in Minnesota, as pen
atty for disturbing a couple of horse
thieves who were intent on the business
In hand.
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AT the Worlds Fair.

from the Epoeh.l
"What will be the leading attraction at
your Chicago Worlds Fair7"
"well, it's hard to say Just yet, but at hap
hazard, would Judge that one OF the leading
attractions will be woman born and raised
there, small with feet and never divorced"
The evening world., 1891-07-04

A rufiianly sailor In Buffalo was looking
for fight and got two bullets in hia leg.
This is modern rendering of the old ask
ing for cracker and receiving loaf.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

London is threatened with another
great scandal. A thrill of pleasant ex-
pectation goes over the big town for the
appetite for scandal, like that for other
things, grows with the eating. The Eng
lish metropolis has been by no means
gorged with its late full meals.
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II Emperor WILLIAM doesn't have a
letter time in England than his mother
had in France, the family may conclude
to ston at homo.
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A Good Brooklyn Boy.

To The Editor:
l am going to the country soon. but am
going to help the Fund the best can. Ny
first contribution is 10 cents, hope to send
more. NJ MUssoN, ten years old,
800 Livingston street, Brooklyn.
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For His Health.

tFrom Puekl
Mrs Puggsly-I am going to Europe this
Mrs spannel-Indeed2
Mrs. Puggsly-Yes Tho doctor has recon-
mended q sea voyage for Fido.
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Old Husband reading)-This lymph is dong
wonders. think will try It. 1t may en-
able me to live few years longer.
Wife-Oh, wouldn't take It.
Old Husband Continuing readingl-Ahi
see that It has killed several.
Wife-Well, It might do you goodI
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Their Savings.

To ne EditoT:
We herewith contribute s2, which we
saved. Please accept with our best wishes
for the babies and their poor mothers.
SYLVAN and AMY.
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The trolley system gets into Brooklyn
after all, on the Atlantic avenue street.
car line. IL won't take long TO convince
the people that ii were better not 10.
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Kings Daughters.

To the Editor
Inclosed please nnd % for the Sick Babies
Fund from the Helping Hand Circle OF the
Kings Daughters of the Methodist Episcopal
Church OF Arlington, n. j.
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There is nothing like wife under
standing thoroughly the conditions of her
marriage. Tho contestant in Wisconsin
will case having lost the contract for the
marriage which she seeks to prove, goes
on the stand and repeats it word for
word from memory. And it was drawn
in 1879
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One Dollar in Fines.

To the Editor
We are two Little Defenders and we have
earned this dollar for your Sick Baby Fund by
fning every one who left our door open. We
hope 1t Will help some little child.
VIRGINIA and HAROLD MILBANK,
154 West Forty-eighth street.
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In Rem en- brance.

To the Editor;
Inclosed please find so cents for the Sick
Babies Fund In remembrance Of the poor
little tots at home. With best wishes for
your success, from q CHICAGO GIRL.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

A Massachusetts, convict has had fall
ing out with his conscience. 80 he has
confessed TO an old crime. and two inno-
cent men, unjustly confined. will 60 free.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

You are patriotic in alaree way If you
help those about you who need help.
This is n good day to remember the Free
Doctors Fund. .F q rss ~
The evening world., 1891-07-04

On Monday Mr.. ALTRKD NELSON will be
tried for being assaulted by Mayor
GLEASON. Long Island City law is won
dorful to behold.
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THE SUBSCRIPTIONS

All contributions for tho Sick Baby
Fund should be directed to Cashier,
New York world" Pulitzer Building.
Packages containing clothes, &C.,
should be addressed to Mrs. Roberts, SO
West Thirty nth street.
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THE CLEANER.
NJ. QuAD.


Some person with taste for big figures has
been estimating the amount which tho pres
ent twenty-four leaders OF Tammany Hall
have taken out Of the City Treasury while in
ofIice and will be entitled TO draw during
their present terms Of ONCE. The estimate
places the amount at nrafiy ss,ooo,o 900. 1t
pays TO be victors In q political ight.
lam told that Deputy. Coroner william t.
Jenkins declares that he win be candidate
for Coroner this year, and Will not allow the
fact that he Is prother-in-law OF Richard
Croker TO keep him out OF the Held. II he can
not get the Tammany Hail nomination the
doctor may acceptit from the opposition.
Secretary Charles De Forest Burns, OF the
Park Board, is an amateur collector OF auto
graphs and is said to possess rare lot, In.
Guiding letters and manuscript OF some OF the
most distinguished persohages or history.
The Ely-Goddard family is again before the
public. This time II is the feminine branch
and the cause is an unpaid butchers bill. In
the suit for recovery the dealer explained
that Mr.. Ely-Goddard represented that his
wife would be responsible for payment, and on
this allegation the material was furnished
Mrs. Ely-Goddard disclaims responsibility.
notice that the AFFAIRS OF James D. Fish
Of Marine Bank, are wound up at last. There
is about 100000 to meet claims OF more
than 81, 100000. "'
Zalensld's dynamite gun turns out to bt
financially failure. The company for III
manufacture is unable TO fully meet its obli
cations, which amount to about $4,000.
The Democratic Retorm Club of Eas,
Orange is In receipt OF a photograph Of ex
President Grover Cleveland presented by him
self. tr
saw Richard Croker last evening. He 3
apparently In the besb Of health and seemed
chearfui Is 4sl u lh..f
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Shut Out.

ave have come to oner you an increase In
salary, said the deacon, " but wo have doubts
whether you will accept It,"
"Why so5" asked the parson eagerly.
"Because," said the deacon, "we haven't
been able TO collect It."
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Hs was wnlinG.

Miss scadds 20 tho minister,- M. Hunkur
and are going on . rAmble. wil you join
usf
REV. Dr. Thirdly gWho eaugnt Only the last
sentence) with pleasure. DO yon Wish ths
performed IN tie church,
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Tha uirara,ta Finnd.

Tho Cigarette Fiond.
Oh he was Philadelphian Of proud and naughty
mien. .lt
And his voice and flaming nsoktls were the iOudsst
ever seen; -'----
At the thsstro or the races you would And him on
His syesIGsS. and cigsrsttss his only stock in
trade t- - y
Very early n the morning he would light the hrst
Fen or fifteen dosen boxes would hardly be enough
one day while no was smoking few short pufs he
Now ye see the sexton daily shaving whisksrs on
MS grave. Afh6 journalist. Z
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IFrom Puek.l
$50, that Is the witch, is iti"
"No. It's the what-is-it."
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Three Of a Kind.

To the Editor:
Inclosed you will md 81 to help the dear
little tots. This Is from
LAURA, MILE and LITTLE DAvY.
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In the small boys paradise every day
Will be Glorious Fourth.
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A MisIsadine oarb.

IFrom Jhid0s.I
Bagiey lat the seashore) lis your wife 60
ing to the ball tonight vg
Bailey--Well, she's dressed for somethlnes
but I'm blessed II know whether she's going
TO the ball or down to the beach for moon
light dip. t~5c-t
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No Drawback.

"How DO you ike living in Prohruiua
town."
I" First rate" s
Isn't it rather lacking in-ah--spiritw r.
Is Yes; but they have the finest tea theis
you ever tasted. Two cups II land you undei
the table," ~
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of one Mind.

Mr.. Peterlin- oh, I like to sit by you. ~
Bell.
H: ss+a s SaS S.ssa Is oE Ss smsn 80 s.
--er-how's that?
Miss Bell IKE to SIT by myself.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

Somebody disposed half a ton of gun
powder very loosely and suspicloGsly
lbout the attic Of a Montreal house. II the
The evening world., 1891-07-04
Ike tha Fireworke.

tFrom Jud0s.l
Bunting-What has become Of that nIe'
works trust you were going to organiIef
Larkin-It's exploded.
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on Fer Raoe.


Miss spry-.Jane hates the smell Of powder.
Miss Rnvious-And yet she has It near hel
NIL the time.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

tFrom JWd0s.l
Jones DUST reached the 1shing-gToundIi-
What kind OF luck are you havin', Brownf
hain't fell In yet.
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MY Liver

Has for ayeaEesulsd me Ersat deal Of trouble.
Had soreness In the back, little appetite. hitter
taste in the mouth and aKeneral bad feolins ali
over that could not locSto. HavG been taxing
Hoods sarsapariliA for the past three months
with srsst bsusat Ifssl better. the
Bad Taste IN the Mouth
is gone and my esAsrsl health is again Qnr.s
good. No logger feel those hroa spslis come
over me. % formerly did. fI
Hoods aaEsaparIlIa h
Is osrtslnisss nos. s1esl:ent nasalplns.r Ms.
]. b. CHASx. Fall nirer, Naas.
N. ,, ssAnls = 81 HoSd'a ssfaspsliaL
The evening world., 1891-07-04

White chip hats are very fashionable among
Summer resort people Both men and maid
ems buy them OF local haberdashers for a
couple OF dollars. They are trimmed with a
piece OF white betting and lined with oiled,
boiled silk. A white veil, with three or four
black beauty spots, tied about the brim is all
that distinguished one set from the other.
All the "masculine girls" wear these white
chips with their shirt bosoms, four-in-hand
scarfs and cutaways, and so do many Of the
more daintily attired girls.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

whAt DO you mean BY dropping cfnckcFs
out o. the window on pAessrB-by."
. why, didn't you tsll mo not 70 lro tAom
The evening world., 1891-07-04

"He Is aging very rapidly, Is he not4"
4" well-at the usual rate sixty seconds to
The evening world., 1891-07-04

police got good clue, somebody Is likely
to catch more than a blowing.up.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

The Evening World Prints Associ-
ated Press News.
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n ths McIihseiHs.

''ThAt hotel clerk q aI Ugly q sin. and yet
tbs women overWhellh him with attentions" I"
Wells you zee, hp's the only man IN the
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sRorLeTs.

The way TO celebrate isto celebrate.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

After all, it's only once in year. Lot
'er 90
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Unneoessary Undsrwoar.
they say senator Pener never wears Z

necz-tie."
rs s Bss1 ssSS Z .S Iona e ssss Ss ssss s
The evening world., 1891-07-04

Mrs. JEANNE NJ Lozier, President Of Sorosis,
is an early bird and very busy woman.
Time is too precious to waste on long letters,
and so she writes on a sorosis card, 3I6x4IS
inches, generally adding this: "If you desire
any particular information, l should he
pleased to see you any morning before b
O'clock"
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The Whole Truth.
tNom hs EpoeA.l

tFfOA tie Epoeh.l
CAller-Has your mistress gone outT
New Servant-No, but she amt at home.
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A Failure.

Iron the Epoeh.l
Young Husband-My dear, business reverses
have caused me 70 make an assignment,
and. H
Young Wife (tearfully)--Y-e-s.
Young Husband-We will 90 abroad ana
travel for a year or two. s- ''- -
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the Woman and the Hoae-

1HV WOuUH b3FU Gup dob0,
Again has come tho merry Laughing SprinR,
Ana now again the erase needs watering
AND we're NOT timid, everybody knows t#
we think We have fair amount OF face,
Ana once were even In dangerous place;
But wo'd rather, We declare, ~ |r-' s...gs. E.
Walk around the biggest square,
ThAn try to pabs the woman who mAnipulAteS th
hose. -BHGaio Courfsr
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Save THE BABES.

Every Little Contributed Does Good 10
Some Child.
Sick Infants Need Medicine, Cloth
Ing and Food.
Nell Nelson Tells OF . Sad Case in
Mott Street.
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q Qusstlon of Quality.

sweet olrl oradusss 60 train ooy,-ls this
book goodp
Boy-N0 bad. M
Z, Q. 0s--Then IN take y.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

Pretty rush and cane rockers and armchair,
with red frames, may be bought for s2 and
So. At this seas"n II the year they are better
and more comfortable than the French or
English upholstered furniture.
The evening world., 1891-07-04

saw Richard Croker last evening. He Is
appasently In the besb Off health and seemed
cheerful 5ta ae
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-07-17
Archdeaconry Meeting.

The annual meeting of Fairfield county
archdeaconry was held in Trinity church,
Tuesday, July IA. About 80 clergy and
lay delegates were present, including
Revs DR. Tatlock of Stamford, French of
Darien, Lewis, Warner, Booth, Sherman
and Chapman of Bridgeport, Magill of
Round Hill and Glenville, Watkins and
Graham of Norwalk, Jones of Fairfield,
Boylston of Long Hill, Goldsborough of
Monroe, Hamilton of Lyons Plain, Whit
come of Brookfield, Morrall of Bethel,
Wright of Sandy Hook and Bowles of
Tashua. Among the lay delegates were
Messrs Carter of Stamford, Nash of STRAIT
ford, Nichols of Lyons Plain, Sanford of
Redding, Ackley and Chambers of Sandy
Hook, Homer A. Hawley and DIR Judson
of Trinity, NeWtown and others. The
service of the holy communion was held
at II O'Clock, Rev Mr. Linsley celebrant,
assisted by Rev Mr. Boylston, who read
the epistle and Rev Mr. Moral, who read
the Gospel. Rev DR. Tatleck, archddea-
con, preached the sermon to a large and
attentive congregation. After the service,
the business meeting was held in the
church, a recess being taken for lunch
con at the rectory, where committee OF
ladies of the parish provided bountiful
luncheon, the tables being tastefully
decorated with flowers. The usual ap-
preparations were made to the needy par
ishes and the apportionments laid ON all
the parishes according to the usual rule.
Prof Sanford of Redding gave an inter-
esting account of the needs of ReddIng
parish and stated that they had already
pledged $455 for the coming year, pro-
yided the archdeaconry could assist them
sufficiently to secure a resident rector.
This matter was left to the archdeacon
with power. The reports of the different
missionaries showed good work done and
gratifying results reached. After ex-
tending vote of thanks to the rector and
ladies of Trinity parish for their hospi-
tally, the meeting adjourned, most of the
visitors leaving on the o'clock train.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-07-17
HATTERTOWN.

Miss Elma Warner of Brooklyn, N. Y,
is guest of J. Stillson and family.
Mrs Florence Buddington and three
children of Stratford visit her mother,
Mrs Sylvia Northrop.
Mrs C. A. Pratt of Naugatuck visits
her son, Ell. A. Pratt
Miss Irene Lewis is at G. K. Parme-
lees.
Henry Nichols of Danbury has visited
his father, John Nichols.
Contractor A. w. Burritt, wife and
daughter of Bridgeport have been guests
of John Stillson.
Mrs Patty Payne has returned from a
lengthy visit with relatives in Bridgeport
D,B. Parmelee was thrown from his
machine, last Friday, and badly bruised
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-07-17
Mrs Frank Dayton and three children
of Minneapolis arrived on Botsford Hill,
this xyaal

/. B. Harris of Jeanville farm furnish
es the milk and cream which w. G. John
son uses in manufacturing ice cream.
The milk and cream are the product of
Mr. Harris's herd of Jersey cows. When
more is needed than can be obtained of
Mr. Harris, G. b. johnson furnishes the
supply. He also has registered Jerseys.
The ice cream sold in Newtown street by
r. II. Smith and in Glover's block, next
the tin shop, Sandy Hook, is manufac-
tured from this quality of milk and cream
and is strictly home made, wholesome
article