The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-31
woMAN's INFMRIo alTY.
She is I escribed Quite Content Will
1t in England.


1t in England.
London Letter to San Francisco ArgonGut.
l only wish Americans could hear some of
their lavishly entertained English friends of
high degree talk when they come back to
England and think that they have only
English ears listening to them. Nothing
would cure anglomania sooner or more
efficaciously. do not expect Americans to
believe me. l cannot hope to awaken them
from 80 firmly fixed delusion that there
reposes genuine admiration for America
| and her institutions, either political or So
cial. in the English heart. only say | wish
| they could be with me sometimes. They
would be surprised.
Now, there is nothing that affords the
| British sojourner in American society
keener amusement, and provides him with
better food for the employment Of his ridi-
cule when he arrives home than the way
women are tire ited. Not long since hap
pened to be staying in, the same house with
ayouthful scion Of nobility who had lately
been in the United States. He had been in
vited out a good deal in New York, and,
by his own account, the New Workers did
the civil no end to a fellow, don't you
know
They're awfully good-natured, poor
| thingsln l heard him say, one day, to a
young lady who was asking him about his
visit; they quite overpower you, those
Americans. They won't take mo- for an
answer. l got rather tired of it. Then,
the fuss they make about their women"
"What a bore!" exclaimed the young
lady; II should hate that"
l thought to myself she had not had much
experience to go by herself, poor thing.
"Of course you would. Now, just fancy
this. Whenever gal comes into the room,
every man Jack in the shop jumps up, like
lot of Jack>in- the-boxes, and offers her
seat"
mot all of them at oncer laughed the
young lady.
Rather"
"How dreadful"
Just as if she couldn't find chair for
herself. with half dozen almost tripping
her upm
at would bore me most awfully, that
sort of thing"
cor course it would. I'm sure of that"
'BuJ you didn't have to go in for that
sort of rubbish, should hope?'
Didn't l, though! By Jove I'd have got
most a"fully hustled by the other fellows
if hadn't. jolly soon found that out.
nearly got into row once because didn't
ge5 down on my hands and knees at a ball
and hunt for gals glove l was dancing
with under the supper table" l give this
sentence verbatim as a specimen of present
day high. class language But the young
lady saw nothing wrong in it for she said:
How dreadfulr' Perhaps she may have
referred to thu young mans grammatical
style. but do not think so.
Rather" agreed the young man, max
ing another draft on his store or words;
she gave me look | chant soon forget, |
l can tell you, when l declined and sug-
gested getting one of the servants, and
called to another chap, who said: why.
certainly, Miss ThingumbSb, with the
greatest Of pleasure in life this with a
very STACEY nasal twang), land popped
down under tue table and back again, like
fox-terrier after rabbit, with the glove
in his teeth"
SIN his teethl How dreadful |" laughed
the young lady. She was an Honorable
Miss" by-the-by-the Honorable Mureil
Something or other.
mo. In bis hand ! mean to say,n ex-
planned the young man, whose face was
banning with come recollection which
seemed to amuse him hugely; "by Jove!
don't you know, that gals brother tried to
pick quarrel next day at the club with
me. An awful ass Of chap he was, who
Jawed about respect to women from men,
and ali that"
How dreadful What bore for your
Yes. twas. | just let him jaw on with
out saying word, aud presently he got in
great state OF min :. So [ walked out
wasn't going 20 let myself he shot, for OF
course be had pistol in his pocket or a
b0wie-knife."
"How dreadful"
The young lady made such frequent use
Of this eKpres doa that ! began % think II
was an unconscious comment upon her own
deplOrado condition. ~ q wOma. comuared
with that dlied BY the womea OF other
countries. Bat ] an afraii thet / was
wrong. lake every other EBgilh wOman
you meet, soc was really thoroughly con-
teot with Der epbefs u pronounced =
fsfiority - man ID AZ peFicgisrf ! refer
W ynuDg women. for ihs Old ladles vii ieu
y0g bys diaeFeui u al is fr0a thelr dos.