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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

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Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
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Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 6
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
A SENSITIVE EAR

It is remarkable to what an extent 70
fnement may be carried. There is in
this city a young man who eats crushed
violcts and wears azure neckties every
time he feels an attack of the blues ap-
preaching. The other evening he awoke
in the middle of the night, and rousing
his roommate said:
This is simply agonizing."
'What is the matter2'
'Those two mosquitoes that are sing.
ing in the room"
''Well, what do you care as long as
they don't bite youl"
They are not singing In harmony. -
Washington Post
HER ESTIMATE OF DAMAGES.
'Had an accident here this mornina9"
queried the breathless reporter as a
matroniy lady appeared at the door il
response to his violent ringing
"Yes, We did. You see, the next
house come right up to ours, and the
man painting It asked to come through
our house and crawl out tho scuttle on
to its roof. Woll, let him. When he
crossed the garret he fell through the
floor"
''iIurt him muchr'
"fes, guess so. But he didn't stop
with the garret, he fell through the next
floor, tore a hole through the carpet,
knocked the plaster off the ceiling, and,
oh, he has just made an awful muss ~
Texas sftings.
IN TEE aeenraArr.
Ciara-How do You like my friend1 :
Fanny-Hs is horrid crestxse. bhe
marriedt
mo; he Il not married.
How happy is the lot OF he woasaa
; .ho DID not get him for husbaQa"A
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
MARY NJ CUSSISGu,N.

E2OrdsleJiOn Is the speedy and permanent
cure for Sick Headache. Indigestion, Dyspcp
Ha, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Nervous De-
oility and Consumption. 1t Is the only sure
:ure for these complaints. ASK your druggist
or it, and get we'll.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
THEY suoULr he SUPPLIED.

"Jones Isl pretty good sort of chap
suid McWatty to a friend, "but he'll
never amount to much Ho never knows
when TO stop talking
That's so. replied hcWatty's friend,
who is a.railroad mao; Ibis conversation
lacks terminal facilities. ."-lNew York
World
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
wzAr PAT FAD uxpRn zn COAT.

waAf PAT BAD UNDER HD COAT.
Benevolsot but tNeM-Sighted Employe,
--"Pauick, what's that under yow
coats
Pat (who is working the crowley
''I'm sorry to say it II can, air.
APPROPRIATIONS Boot, Patrick
Stop work and 60 straight tn the hos.
pital!"-Aunssy. Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Millionaire Well, tell the locksmith
to call around to-day and change the
lock of my cigar cabinet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

SIZE WANTED TO sEE.-"So this Is
the barnp" exclaimed the fair young
girl who was visiting her country cous-
ins.
SXaa ,,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Car Drlver-My work is like church
organ.
Passenger-How so?
Car DrIver-It's full OF Stops.
Whoai
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
doctors said There Was No Cure. -
GALvA, KANs., March 6,

WALNA, hANS'' M'ITVI o I0l0.
My doctor said there was no cure for me
About six weeks ago had our druggist Sc
or six bottles OF FlOrapleXiOn, which / have
aiken, and it has done me more good than any
hing in twenty years. / am 81 years old.
want few more bottles for myself and some
Nr,, .,aT,,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

Tramp Ito buxom farmers wife, stand
ing on the porch and looking up at the
sky)-Ho.'s the weather this morning,
ma'aml
Farmers Wife (turning suddenly and
catching up pail of "suds")-Cleari
And the tramp clears. Burlington
Free Press
HEAD LIKE TACK.
"Oh, John" exclaimed Mrs. Cumso,
81 know how TO make hundred dollars
just as easilyw
Howl"
why, down at Nine. Robes there's q
lovely Paris dress marked down from five
hundred dollars TO fouI hundred. "-ISsn
Francisco Wash
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
SUGGESTIVE.

Miss DE PrettY-Let's form o secret
society.
Miss De Pink-Let's. Just like the
Odd FclloSs and Red Men. Cali it
the Ancient Order Of--of-King's
Daughters.
Miss Dc Blondc-Or the Ancient Order
of Dianas.
Miss De Young-Or the Ancient Order
of American-
Miss Oldmaid-Oh. don't TETS call it
ancient order of anything.-lNcw YoEk
Week
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
MIND-READING,

Dinguss-Hello. Shadboltl How arc
youl BY the way, Shad, have you seen
that big alligator down at
Shadbolt Cutting him short)-No,
Dinguss, haven't seen it, but L know
what it was going to lead me to. Alliga-
tors have hides, their hides make nice
leather, the leather is made up into
pocketbooks, and pocketbooks hold
money. l haven't cent to spare this
time. Good morning, Dinguss.
cagO Tribune.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Williamson-There is one place !
never 90 to without putting my foot In
1t.
Hargraves-Where Is that?
Williamson-In a shoe store.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
CAKE A LA MODE.
vIoLErs ITO CRYsrALLIzE). h.

Boil some clarified sugar and water
until, on being lifted in the skinner,
you en- blow tiny sparks of sugar
through the holes, lay in some douole
violets dive ted of their stalks, and let
the sugar reboil to its former tempera-
ture; then rub the sugar against the
sides of the pan till it is white, and stir
it all together till the sugar leaves the
violets, when they must be slfted and
dried. Rose leaves, jasmine, and
orange flowers can all be candied IN
this Way
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
n PILLS,

An Excellent and Mid CIthartc. Purely
vegetable. The safest and best medicine in
the world for the cure Of all disorders II the
Liver, Stomach or Bowels.
Taken according to directions they will re-
store health and renew vitality.
Price. DC. u box. Sold by all druggists, OF
mailed by RADWAN * co, - Warren Street
New York, on receipt of price.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
HOW TT HAPPESED.

"Wonderful thing happened in our
neighborhood last evening. A police.
man killed mad dog at the first fire."
you don't say sof'
"Perhaps should explain that the
policeman was shooting at pcddler. ~
Terre Haute Express.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
Progress.

Then do please show me the dear little
barnacles,"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
OH. DEARY ME.

From the frantic appeals, vehemen.
charges and insane frothings, generally.
of last evenings issue of the Democratic
organ the chances of the rings success
must have Unexpectedly reached desper-
ate straits. Everything seems to have
gone f1uking to the dimnition bow
vows with no succor or possible avenue
of escape. AS no one having grain of
political gumption ever thought there
was a ghost of show for the Demo-
cratic party in Sedgwick county this
fall, the rawlings of the gang and its
organ are unaccountable. 1t could
hardly have been that the bosses were
foonsh enough to think that
their sheriff and judge scheme
wouldn't be ''got on to" before
election, so the expose of that job could
not have so upset the evening organ.
However, they will all feel calmer after
the official returns are in showing the
election of every man on the Republican
ticket. And, by the way, there never
was better ticket or a more competent
one, personally, nominated in the county
than that same Republican ticket whose
sure election seems to so prematurely
hurt the fellows who thought they could
make their old game of two wears AGO
work again.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
BUSIEST STORR
IN WICHITA
PRICES
DOES TT

The Arcade made
one of the happiest hits
of the season IN secur-
ing for Wichita the
Agency of the New
York Tailor made
Cloaks 1t is notica-
bic when a lady after
looking at the usual
hand-me-down Cloaks
kept by other houses
visits the Arcade, and
puts on one Of these
merchant tailor made
.Cloaks for the same
price. But the Arcade
is not satisfied with
selling cloaks at the
come Drice Of the
other stores. The
Arcade will sell the
usual $Io. cloak only
aiIor made for S..
and the usual $I7 Seal
Plush only Tailor
made for SIS 90. Our
$50 fine fur trimmed
cloaks are simply
catchers of trade. If
you want the finest
made cloaks in the
city, come to the
Arcade.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
1rALY,s GOODWILL TO AMERICA

From the Washington Post
The official dispatch from Rome re-
ceived by Mr.. Louis Contencin, president
of the Italian chamber Of commerce,
New York, giving him notice that the
Italian ministry has revoked the decree
discriminating against American pork,
manifests a spirit Of courtesy and good
will on the part Of the government Of
Italy toward the people aud government
of the United States. The meat inspec-
ton act authorizes the president % close
the ports of this country TO the products
OF any nation discriminating against
American products. But no threat OF
retaliation has been made IN regard 70
Italy. nor has there been any demand
for the admission Of American pork into
that country. The TevokIBg OF the de-
cree was, therefore, purely voluntary
act.
The action Of the Italian government
seems 10 have been wholly due % tine
representation of the Italian chamber Of
commerce, which has worked assidu-
ously for the repeal Of the unjust decree
and for the strengthening Of feeling Of
friendship between this country AID
Italy. II is greatly TO be hoped that this
influential body Of Italian citizens viii
see their way clear 70 using their good
offices still further in securing an Italian
exhibit at the Columbian Exposition.
The United States desires 20 live IN amIiy
and friendship with all nations. but the
celebration Of the discovery Of America
bv one Of Itaiy's most iil1striOus sOrs
would seem to be specially fitting occa-
sion for bringing the two countries into
a peculiar nearness % association and
interest II would not only be unfor-
tunate, bat unbecom.ng. II Italy, of All
nations, should have 10 suitable repre-
sertatiou AZ Chicago IN 1sg3
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

The declaration of the Republican
State League made at its recent conven-
ton that "Our debts stand for our in
vestments. aud not for our losses; they
represent our enterprise and not our mis-
fortune; our property, and not our pow
erty; they viii be paid. 10 the last penny,
in legal currency of the country-not a
coin clipped, not a dollar deprecated, p"
stands as a Gibralter against the at
tempted ISLANDERS upon the state and
upon the honesty and integrity of its peo-
pie. Ii is verified not only in the assess
ment rolls OF property returned the citi-
zens of the state, but also by the records
which show q constant and steady de-
crease of Indebtedness by the cancellation
of the recorded evidences thereof IN a
ratio OF two 10 one OF new and renewed
obligations. In the face of such evidences
and proofs the person OF persons who
will stand up and proclaim the con
trary Is an enemy 70 his country aud
traitor TO his kind.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
WOULD KILL EVERY KANSAS TOWN

Laws are the constituted consent of the
governed, the crystalized conviction of
the majority. When the system of laws
of any popular government are found to
bear unequally, the majority sentiment
is sure to work change. And so when
any grouping of statutes embodying the
general consent Of people are found in
their workings or ultimatums to favor
one class more than another, or under
the genius of which rule certain consti-
tuted minds are enabled to reap prepon-
derating advantages over the great
majority of equally competent minds, it
is inevitable that that people viii seek to
change and that they will modify such
laws. So when the Goulds, the Wander
bits, the Rochefellers and the score or
two of other multi-millionaires, who
have by the possession of peculiar fac
ulty, under our system of lawsuit
who are no more worthy or capable in a
general way than a million of their fel-
low cItizens-amassed or come into the
I
money and property, to the detriment
and disadvantage, presumably, of all
their fellows, there comes a demand from
the governing power, the people, for
such change as will render such in
equality impossible.
Now, in so far as the Alliance has de-
nounced class legislation and all laws
that would permit of corporate combines
and monopolistic trusts, they were right,
and as our readers well know, have had
the sympathy of the EAGLE. But the
Alliance is composed of human beings
with weak leaders who are not less sell
fish than their fellows, and who would
not be more considerate of other classes
than have been other human combina-
tionS. The Kansas Alliance at Salina.
as was seen by our yesterday morn
ing's dispatches, not only resolved
In favor OF class and
endorsed a corporate combine, but
actually resolved TO become a part and
parcel of an ordinary trust which seeks
monopolistic control. There was no pat
riotism, no golden rule. no christianity
in the conclusions Of that Alliance state
convention at Salina, only the methods
of Wall street and the grip of the blood
less corporation and unholy trust.
But the proposed Alliance combine
would kill itself Their $50, 600, 600 sup
ply company with headquarters at Kan.
sas City would. if successful, destroy
every home market of the farmer by
killing every town in Kansas and driv-
ing their consumers from the state.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

"All the world loves a lover" and
though this may depend somewhat upon
who the lover is, it is certain that all the
world is interested in the love affairs OF
a man like the author of "Home, Sweet
Home" Miss Laura Speer. connec-
ton of the family TO which Miss Harden,
the lady who won John Howard Payne's
love, belonged, has written an interest
ing article called John Howard Payne's
Southern Sweetheart" for the November
New England Magazine. 1t is embel.
lished with portraits and sketches. many
of which now see the light for the first
time
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
GRAIN SHIPMENTS.

The railroads, particularly those be-
tween Chicago and New York, are not
little surprised to find that notwith-
standing the immense grain crop they
have less business than last year. They
had expected an overwhelming traffic
and were very much worried lest they
would not have enough cars to supply
the demands. Early in the summer
they began collecting their cars, so as to
be ready for the rush, for with the
largest wheat crop ever raised they
naturally expected the largest business
for years. On the contrary, to their
great surprise, they find the business
unprecedentedly small, below last years,
which was regarded as particularly
bad one.
The railroads have been seeking to
find the cause of this unexpected and by
no means agreeable condition. They
were at first disposed to attribute it to the
weather, but this weather explanation
will not answer. Two reasons have been
given. The Alliance has had sufficient
influence over the farmers to persuade
many of them to hold back the grain for
better prices, and more is being held in
reserve than ever before; and secondly, a
much larger proportion of grain is going
to market by other routes. St. Louis has
undoubtedly gained on Chicago in the
grain trade this year, and is disposed to
be little boastful about it. Far more
grain, moreover, has gone south and
been shipped through New Orleans and
other southern ports. 1t looks as though
this change of route was permanent and
that if those cities on the gulf were in a
condition to handle the western grain
they could secure a large portion of it,
and permanently.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

The F. NJ. r. A. of Illinois, at its state
meeting last week, unanimously adopted
this resolution:
We are opposed to all monopolies ane
want it distinctly understood that the
organized liquor traffic is included. We
oppose the unholy alliance of the govern
ment with said business. AS remedy we
propose that all revenue and license laws,
high or low, must be repealed. both state
and national.
The plain English of this is declara-
ton in favor of free trade, and yet that
following have uniformly refused to
have anything to do with the liquor
question, but emphaticalIy in favor of
projection.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

Diphtheria has made its appearance in
st. Joseph. Mo-, and the News attributes
it to the city's defective sewer system.
Bad sewers are unquestionably the cause
of many forms of disease of the malarial
type, but that is not always the only
cause, thought is usually singled out,
where such condition exists. because it
is convenient place TO lay blame that
IS often chargeable by right TO personal
neglect in the matter of keeping prem
ises clean. Accumulated garbage and
fifth about a residence is a more prolific
cause of disease than a bad sewer.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

Horace Wickham, a citizen Of Waco
township, was in the city yesterday and
to number of acquaintance reiterated
the statement he first made two years
ago, that he was on the battle field OF
Gettysburg and assisted in carrying from
the field the Union soldiers who L. l..
Polk, the commander of the Confederates
who had captured them, ordered shot
when he saw they were about to be re-
captured. 1t is no hearsay story with
Mr.. Wickham; he was present and
clothed in his right mind at the time,
and still remembers the circumstance
with the distinctness of an occurrence OF
but yesterday. Polk may play the baby
act of apologizing with tears for his
participation in the rebellion, but he can
never exPunge the Gettysburg massacre
from the record.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

One of the most interesting articles in
the November magazines is Frank B. San
bors, ''The Home and Haunts Of Low
ell, in the New England Magazine. Mr..
Sanborn was for many years an intimate
friend of Emerson, Hawthorne, ThoIeau,
and Lowell, and he possesses a knowl-
edge of the men which those who read
their books can never attain. The per-
sonal element in this article is charm
ing. The illustrations from pencil and
pen and ink sketches made on the spot
by Sears Gallagher and William Good
rich Bean add to the attraction of the
article,
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

The Republic of Costa Rica, one of the
most progressive of the southern coun-
tries, Is soon to have a complete system
of telephone communication. The gov
ernment made a contract A short time
ago for the establishment Of telephone
service between all the towns Of the re-
public and for its maintenance for G
period Of ten years. The little Central
American republic IS the most progres-
sive III that community; 1t was one Of
the first 10 avail itself Of tie benefits OF
trade reciprocity with the United States.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
REPUBLICAN TICKET.
REPUBLICAN MEETINGS.

The appointments for meetings, under the
direction of the Republican Central Committee
of Sedgwick county, Kan, and the names OF
the speakers, are as follows;
Valley Center, Wednesday, Oct. q, 1881, Col
J. R. Hallowel. =. 80, -,
r HeIIoweli and H. VI. Sturdevant. ,
Sacketts school house, Friday, Oct. %, loSI'
A r. MUseller. -, n,
lowell. - 90, ID
HalloweIi. A. r Museller, o. g. Eckstein.
Derby, Oct. 20, e. w. c. Jones and J' W.
2As5s.tic7 Sedgwick City, Oct. q, W. E. Stanley.
Union school house, Kechi township, Oct. u,
Hon. D. h Bentley, Captain W. I. Burgess;
Gem school house, East Park township, Oct.
gS. George L. Douglas, A. r. Museller.
Mulvane, Oct. 2S. Col. j. r. Halloweu and j..
= oatviile, ef5ie Oct. %, J. E. Henley and S. NJ.
Tucker.
W. Clement. ~
Waco school house. Salem township, Oct. 30,
w. /. Sturdevant and O. G. Ecksteln-
Clearwater. Saturday, Oct. 81, 1871, Col D. H.
VS. MORRIS, Chairman.
W /. HAZFN, Secretary.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

McGrath, the head of the Kansas Aili-
ance, who is accused of putting up the
job on old PETER to meet Burto in joint
debate, was let down and out at Salina.
McGrath hung around the legislature
and railroad offices very faithfully last
winter, but the contract that he was
charged of making to beat PETER and
elect Turner United States Senator was
not made good. Some fellow named
Biddle, who is said to live in Butler
county, and to be rich live stock ranch
man, was elected to McGrath's place.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

In his masterpiece of oratory," de-
livered at the unveiling of the Grady
monument in Atlanta a few days ago,
David B. Hill delivered himself this bit
of political splf-abnegation:
"Over-confidence has lost more political
battles than treachery, and it is on the
young men of the country that Democ-
racy must rely in the coming contest.
l am only a co-worker in the common
cause, and can say for New York that
it is only eager to make any sacrifice
and any effort necessary for the common
veal"
The significant point in the excerpt is
the abject surrender the Democratic
party in New York makes to Tammany,
but it has coupled with it an acknowl-
edgment that ought to open the eyes of
every citizen of that state, who is not the
willing slave of that political oligarchy,
and dares not assert his independence
and indignation at its corrupt and cor
rupting methods
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

1t is reported that various farmers re-
siding near Lima, O., have been bun
coed out of sums amounting to $4,000 by
confidence men during the past ten
days. Probably the future looks gloomy
now in the farming districts adjacent to
Lima, o. Noting the incidents the Chi
cago News makes the observation that
there seems to be great chance for a
force of active calamity orators to fol-
low in the wake of those confidence men
and pour their cataracts of burning
thoughts into the Ohio campaign.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25
The H. |. SHOBER CO.
312 East Douglas Ave.
A. E. SHOBER, Manager

determined on and did what | thought
was best for the whole people Of the terri
tory"
Governor, will you recommend any
body 10 I'LL your placeH
Not unless am asked by the president
to recommend somebody, in which event
| will give my best judgment as 10 who
would most ably aud impariially serve the
territory, and / am frank 20 say that
want TO see the appointment made from
the territory. The territory Is now thor
oughly organized and entitled to have It's
officials chosen from its own people"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

1t is truly heartrendering to hear the
little ring of Democratic bosses in this
city recite how the Republicans are de-
serting their own ranks and fiocking
over to the opposition ticket. One would
feel inclined to doubt the tale of woe if
it came from less reliable source.
Some of the mossbacks feel so badly
over the matter that they will be tempt
ed, no doubt, to vote the Republican
ticket
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-25

John Wannamaker is consummating a
scheme whereby there is to be free
delivery system in the country as
well as in the city. As the prospects
show now, in hundred years, history
will couple the name of Johnny Wan
namaker TO that of Benjamin Franklin,
as one of the two greatest postmaster
generals of our first century.