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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
,FEss OR FIGHT.

The Gillian difficulty is approaching
a crisis. Chilli must either apologize or
fight. If she apologies it will be with
ill grace, and in half-hearted manner.
She may not apologize at all. If she
doesn't the United States has got to go
down there and smash things up, with
something of the internal qualms that
conscien tious bull would have in attack
ing a nest OF hornets.
Yes, we would whip Chilli, but after
she was whipped it wouldn't have been
much Of fight, or much glory in it.
She is a cantankerous little varmint,
but the Baltimore affair should be coldly
judged. The sailors of the Baltimore
were roistering in disreputable portion
of Valparaiso and got into a row. were
undoubtedly the victims of mob and
the mob was aided by the police rather
than restrained.
~ Chilli shows proper respect for the
uniform the sailors wore, the Govern
ment at Washington cannot afford to go
into the fighting business because Chi Il
makes up face while she eats the
crow.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
LIQUOR AT THE WORLDS FAIR
1t is Now Understood That Liquor Will be
Sold on the Grounds.

1t is Now Understood That Liquor Will be
Sold on the Grounds.
CHICAGO, Dec. 29.-lSpecialI Liquor
is to be sold at the Worlds Fair. It
was not known definitely until yester-
day that the directors had agreed on
the liquor programme. Secretary Craw-
ford, OF the ways and means committee,
gave the first intimation of the plan,
lie said his committee had decided to
allow the sale of liquor. The exposi.
ton is to get percentage of the gross
receipts realized. After he had volun-
teered this much Mr.. Crawford declined
to talk further.
President Baker said it was prac-
tically decided months ago that liquor
should not be sold in understanding
of that kind-but it will be- on sale In
restaurants. Director e. B. Butler,
! acting chairman OF the ways and means
committee in the absence Of Mr.. Hig-
ginbotham, said no final action had
been taken by his committee, but 1t was
understood by all members OF the COM
mittee that liquor would be sold on the
grounds.
The reason for this action by the
directors as given by one OF the board is
that an immense revenue can be de-
rived from the sale of the liquor priv
leges. The national commission Is YET
| TO be consulted in the matter.
Director General Davis, when inter.
viewed, said: "The board of control has
power to veto anything that seems OBJ.
jectionable. 1t would certainly have
| SUCH power as regards the sale of liquor
What 1t will do. however. Is OF course q
matter for the board to decide"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
GERMAN AND HOP.
Brilliant Social Event Mt Hotel Roam
olte Last Night.

A brilliant Social Event Mt Hotel Roam.
oke Last Night.
Entertainments OF different character
have crowded into every night of the
holidays, but the one to which the ewes
of Roanoke's elite society have been
turned was the hop and german at
Hotel Roanoke last evening given by
the Roanoke German Club.
AT o'clock the dancing began and
was kept up till the hours Of the morn
ing. With music by the Machine Works
orchestra and Will Frye as leader the
affair passed of as pleasantly as any
could have wished.
There were present number of
young ladies and gentlemen from neigh
boring cities.
Among the dancers were Miss EN-
ilY Beck with Alex Gum; Will Penn
with Miss Annie Penn; Mr.. Parcault
with Miss Lulu Terry; Lee Simmons
with Miss Matte Terry; Gooch Vaughn
and Miss Maggie OFT; o. Selwyn
Marston with Miss Tunstall; DR.. Hoff-
man and Miss Kellogg; John T. Trout
and Miss Bocock. of Charlottes Vile; ].
d. Lazell and Miss Yuille; Hugh Dick
lnson and Miss Daniel: Miss Fisher and
Miss Bickham; Mr.. Waters and Miss
Thayer; DR.. Simmons and Miss Arm
istead; Mr.. Bowdry and Miss Simms,
Mr.. Randolph and Mr.. Fisher, of
Danville; Lawrence Clark and Miss
Harbison; Warren Wexford and Miss
Humbert; Mr.. Norvell, of Lynch
burg, with Miss Collins; Charles
Starkey and Miss Penn; Mr.. Sollenber-
ger and Miss Rogers; w. Ii. Moss and
Miss Langhorne; Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh
Frye: Mr.. and Mrs. j. Allen Watts; Mr..
and Mrs George Henderson; Mr.. and
Mrs. Chas. Gallaher; Mr.. and Mrs. J. b.
Levy; Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel
Among the stays were Charles Lyle,
FL. w. Flournoy, Jr Sydney Wheisiger
and Thomas Goodwin.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
A HOLIDAY MUSICALE.
A Pleasing Entertainment Given by TIL,
Kings Daughters.

A Pleasing Entertainment Given by the
Kings Daughters.
The holiday musicale of the En-
deavor Circle of the Kings Daughters
was held last night in the Sunday
school room Of the First Presbyterian
Church. The hall was artistically dec
Grated in holly and mistletoe, and was
packed with the most cultured people
of the city. Tho programme was we'll
arranged, the young ladies looked lovely,
and in their performance they we're at
their best. Every feature passed off
nicely. and the occasion was one of the
most pleasant Of the holidays. hum
oreus recitation by Miss Glare brought
the house down, and she won universal
admiration for her accurate delivery.
The following was the programme:
PART I.
Blow on Wild Gales. ............... ShcrwiIl
Miss Cutchin, Mrs. Hines. Dir. Downs and Mr.
Jones.
Cornct and Piano,
Mr.. Lindsey and Miss Van Horn
Mccitation.. ................ Mrs lngcrsoll.
Miss Cutchin, Mrs. Kuykcndall and Mrs. Hines
-hhrBucrit... Miss Cutchin
FART
aia R,rd S SroG ~, ~: Van Horn
Mrs. Kuykcndal.
Recitation. ........................M Miss Clare
When Think OF Thee. Observation-Disclosures Murray
Mrs. Kuykendall' Mr. nol Hines, Mr. Jones and Dr.
Piano no s %lo. Caprice No. pes Pourees
Miss Van Horn.
Miss Cntchn and Mrs. Kuykcndail. NV
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30

THE George Steck, Weber, Chsse,
Jacob Bros, Everett and Cornrt pianos
are well and fAvorably knoxn IN the
music world The smith Mnsle Com
pzay SzSa tasza
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
AN INTERESTING EVENT.
The Christmas Entertainment of st. An
drcw's Sunday School.

The Christmas Entertainments of st. An.
drcw's Sunday School.
The annual Christmas tree entertain.
mont and distribution of premiums oil
the ST. Andrews Sunday-school was
held on Monday night, and like all pre-
vious occasions, was grand success.
The spacious hall, which was nicely
decorated, was filled to OVERLOOKING, and
promptly at Q o'clock the exercises were
opened with grand chorus OF fifteen
voices, entitled, christmas is Here,''
which was rendered in an excellent man
ner, after which the following pro-
gramme was presented:
Address by the superinte ndent, Mr..
w. A. Carr.
Dialogue. Misses Fannie Brophy,
Regina Carr, Lucy Smith and Nellie
Morgan.
Instrumental duette, Prof. Guerner
and Mrs. S. M. Brophy.
Recitation, ~ am Little Dutchman,"
Eddie Welsh.
Presentation of gold medal, by Rev.
j. w. Lynch.
Awarding of premiums.
Distribution Of presents.
A visit by Santa Claus.
The exercises we're concluded with a
grand hop, which was enjoyed by all.
Two much praise cannot be given the
management of the entertainment, and
they can always count on crowded
house.
The medal was awarded to Miss Berta
Wrenn, who had attended school every
Sunday during the year, and was perfect
in her lessons and conduct. There were
a great many fine books awarded to the
BEST in each class.
The tree presented handsome ap-
pearance and was covered with toys,
dolls and jewelry. There were about
$50 bags of candy and fruit and about
375 presents of all kinds.
Father Lynch received several hand
some presents, one of which was from
the Sunday-school. w. A. Carr was the
recipient of many presents. among
which was a handsome diamond scarf
pin from Father Lynch, and a beautiful
gold watch charm from the teachers.
All who attended the entertainment
were delighted and all joined in wish
ing every success to the st. Andrews
Sunday.SChool
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
Feeling Against Dooley.

The feeling among the members Of
the police force against JEFF Dooley, the
negro who assaulted Officer Mabry, is
naturally very strong, and several of
the policemen have expressed the
opinion that Dooley ought to hang for
his crime. This talk became so gen.
eral that Chief Brown has forbidden
the men from expressing their opinions
at All on the subject. If Mr.. Mabry
should die from his wound, it is certain
that the members o! the force will do
ALI in their power to have his murderer
brought to Justice.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
A POSITION DEFENDED.

In a communication in the Evening
World, w. w. Berkeley, Esq, takes
issue with the editorial in THE TIMES of
December "a, which concluded thus
'sNo one in Roanoke should be willing
to have the Hastings Court, which is
distinctly the court of Roanoke. made
of secondary rank to circuit court,
which would not be distinctively Roa
noke court"
Mr.. Berkeley seems to hold that such
circuit court would not be higher
dignity than the Hastings Court. The
TIMES adheres to it's editorial of the
Gath. The Hastings Court is of the
same rank as county court, and there
fore of inferior dignity to court hav-
ing larger territorial jurisdiction.
There is grave doubt If the legislature
would establish a circuit court for
Roanoke city alone, and one including
a larger territory than Roanoke city
would not be distinctively Roanoke
court.
Again, Mr.. Berkeley states that if a
criminal court were established accord
AHB w y uuBo NihB SuBSoSoioh, anu ouo
course pursued as proposed by Judge
King, sit Is certain that no decision of
the court of appeals could be obtained
before next June" THE TIMES believes
that Mr.. Berkeley will not maintain this
position after second examination of
the point. The court of appeals would
give an immediate decision on writ of
formed regarding the method Of pro-
Cedure of that tribunal
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
RIA DFO r D.
ST. JOHNS DAy.
Celebrated by Virginia May
Lodge.
ROANOKE TIMES BUREAU,
RADFORD, VA, Dec. 90.


On Monday evening, December %,
Virginia May Lodge, No. SO, A. T.. and
A. NJ, hold its regular meeting to cole
brate the festival of st. John the Evan
gelist, which came on Sunday. Two
candidates were raised 10 the sublime
degree of Master Mason, after which the
secretary, S. L. Sampson, in behalf Of
Jas. Moffett, of Shekinah Lodge, No.
GAG, of Philadelphia, Pa, presented to
Virginia May Lodge, No. 3s, beautiful
artistic engraved walnut frame, with a
beautiful colored pictu demons trating
the three degrees.
OF the various degrees. also the working
tools. Mr.. Sampson made the presenta-
ton speech.
Jas. Moffet, the donator, is very en-
thusiastic Mason, and is an uncle OF our
Jas. ID. Moffet. In conclusion, he urged
the brethren to constantly practice
charity toward all mankind, and that
as Virginia May Lodge, No. IS, ranked
among the banner lodges OF thu State,
that 1T was only matter of short dura-
ton when she would be recognized as
the bannet lodge of Virginia.
s. ID. human, the worshipful master,
then called upon A. r. Helm. who in
behalf of Virginia May Lodge, No. IS,
received the beautiful gift, and in le-
Spouse said: That the university of
Masonry, represented by the two globes
which adorns these pillars, unite men
OF every cline and sect, and in Masonry
their was neither north, south, east or
west, but continuous friendship, COM
pared to circle. without beginning or
end. In behalf of Virginia May Lodge,
he veryokindly thanked the donator,
the same to be communicated by the
secretary of the lodge.
The junior warden then called the
craft to refreshments, which were served
at the Hoffman House 1.-THE leading
hotel in the city,. The tables were
artisticly arranged and loaded with all
the choice dishes Of the season.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
ROANOKE. VA. DEC. 80. 1891.

THE TIMES can De found regularly on
sale at the following places:
Roanoke--George Gravatt. Jr., M. L..
Smith 8, Hotels Roanoke. Ponce de Leon.
Elk'e News Stand, "a Salem avenue. and
Sands News Stand, 5 Jefferson st. S.
Bristol, Tenn.-W. A. Ward. Front
Street.
Rluefleld-Bluefield Inn.
rg-Norvel-Arlington Hotel.
MISUNDERSTANDING Inn.
Pulaski-Maple Shade Inn.: Brown 81
Brown.
Radford--Radford Inn, w. G. Butler.
Salem--W. Taylor's Book Store.
n--Willard's. The Metropoli-
tan.
Wytheville-E H. Bailey.
Norfolk and Westernstrains.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
For breaking tho Gate.

Charles Taylor, one Of the drivers Of
the Sands Transfer Company, was tried
before Justice Howerton yesterday for
driving against the Jefferson street
railroad gate and breaking It, Taylor
claimed that the back strap of his har-
ness broke and he was unable to stop
his horse. He was fined IS and costs,
and not being able to pay the money
was looked up. There is also another
charge against Taylor Of resisting an
officer on the depot platform and he will
probably be tried for that to day.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
AsHwoRrH ASSAULTED.
a Negro Whom He Had Arrested Tries to
Club Him.

Club Him.
Last night about II O'Clock Officer
Ashworth was called to Bunker Hill to
quell disturbance raised by some
negroes. He had arrested one negro
and started with him to the station.
house when the negro grabbed his
billy, wrenched 1t from his hand and
attempted TO club the officer.
Ashworth drew his pistol and fred
two shots at the negro, who fed. but
neither took effect lie reported the
occurrence TO headquarters and accom-. .
panied By Sergeant Jones went tack 20
lock for the HsEra- bat be had made
EoSa his e<eSpe.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
Mabry Somewhat BETTER.

Officer Mabry was somewhat improved
yesterday and his friends were more
hopeful However his condition is still
gcry critical. Officer Tally has been
~ detailed 20 star wish HIM and every
= =, 49, .-y that can be done Is being aoae 70
: = - IRE 10 ufEacer'B lsaa.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
Dents Case DlsmIssad.

The case against Will Dent for
assaulting Will Henry, the baseball
player. was dismissed yesterday by
Justice Howerton. Mr.. Henry stated
that he wished to withdraw the warrant
and Dent was allowed to 90 free.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30

WILL YOU HAVE A PENCIL?
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30

Entered at tho Postofice at Roanoke asisecond
class matter.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-30
AN Enjoyable sooiable.

A very enjoyable sociable was held at
the residence OF Mrs. MORALS, on
Seventh avenue 8. W., last night. Re-
freshments were served and dancing
was INDUCED in. Among those present
were the Misses Fannie MoFalls. Lula
McFalls. Annie Kinsey, Ida Elliott,
Flora Lewis, Gussie Dayton, Lille
Turner, BERTHE Wade, Rosa Proifett.
Maud Proffett and Messrs. John +.
Brizzi, c. l.. Thomson. w. e. Airheart,
j. NJ. Elliott, James Wright, John
Bladon, Thomas McFalls, Payne and
Straston.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
Proh1bitl0n and Scatter,..
Vote.

For Auditor General, w. W. Ha-
que had in Beale 2, Fayette 4. Fer.
managh 1, Lack II, AIifflintown I2
Patterson 10, Spruce Hill 2, Susoue.
hanna l Tuscarora 5, Thompson
town b, Walker total &C.
For State Treasurer, George Day
ton had the same vote.
For President Judge, Ricketts,
had IN Fayette 2, Fermanagh l, Lack
3, Mlffiintown 2, Patterson 4. Thomp-
sontown 2, Walker total II.
For Associate Judge, DAME! Kloss
mad IN Fayette 1, Fermanagh 1,
Lack 3, Miffiintown 5, Patterson S.
Susquehanna 2, Walker 2-total 10.
For same office, Frank Swartz had
IN Fayette ], Lack 4, Mifiintown S,
Patterson 3, Thempsontown 2 Walk
er 2-total II. Scattering votes Q.
For Sheriff, W. B. Harman had in
Beale 2, Fayette 2, Fermanagh l..
Lack l, Mifiintown 5, Patterson 4,
Thompsontown 2, Walker total
18.
For Register and Recorder, S. A.
Mllliken had in Beale 2, Fayette 2,
Fsrmanagh l, Lack 2, Mifiintown S,
Patterson 4, Thompsontown 3 Walk
er 3-total 20.
For Jury Commissioner, John Val.
entine had in Miflintown 2
Prohibition Delegates at Large
had all soma vote bo;,, Do.1 q
Fayette 3, Fermanagh l, Lack 10,
Aiffiin 8, Patterson 6, Spruce Hill l,
rhompsontown 5, Tuscarora 3, Walk.
er 6-total 46.
The Democratic Delegates at Large,
Vandling, Latta and Zeigler, were
each cut 2 in Mifflintown and these
votes given to L. w. Hall, Republi-
can.
In Monroe, Thomas Lazear and
G.. B. Zeigler had names spelled
wrong, losing them ITO votes each.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
Nh RRIED:

WAEsrR-UrarNGER.-On the 3rd
inst by Rev. L. L. Berry, Frank
Warner of this place, and Nora Up
lingcr of nat. Pleasant Mills, Snyder
county
KRErs-ZooK-On the 3rd inst,
by Rev J. A. Myers of Mifilin coun-
ty, George NJ. Kreps of .McVeytown,
Mifflin county and 5enuie &. Zook,
of Fermansgh township this county.
KELLEY - PANNRBsRER. - On the
29th ult-, in the Westminster Pres
byterian church bv Rev. j. r. Hen
dersoD. Elizabeth L., youngest daugh
ter OF Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Parma.
baker of this place. and Henry B. S.
Kelley, Of Buens Vista, va.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
DIED.:

SPIcHgn-0n the 26th .ult in
Thompsontown, very suddenly, Jncob
Sp: cher, aged Sc years, 3 months
and 2G days.
FUNK.-On the Goth uls, la liar
r sburg, from membraneous Group,
L. onard s SOB of George X. and
Jennis Funk, formerly of P"rt, Boyal,
aged 3 year. 7 man;ns and 81 days.
hess On the 2eth ult., in Spruce
Hill township from cholera infantum,
Elsie Pearl Hess, aged s months sud
26 days.
THOMPSON the 29th ult., in
Philadelphia; Miss Elizabeth, daugh-
ter of William Thompson, of Tusca
rora township, aged "a years and 7
days.
SEcHLER-On the Ist inst, in Pat
terson, from paralysis, Miss Alice P.
Seehler, sister of Mrs. w. H. Allen,
aged 43 years and s months.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11

CHIcAao, Nov. Cattle Receipts
io'ooO head; shipments 1000 head;
Top Pnces S5a5. 1921; others 81. .60a4.-
= 20; rangers 81 75a4. 40; stockers $2a
.; lO; cows $1.15a3. Hogs-Receipts
3oOO head; shipments 10000 head;
rough and common $3.75a3. IS; pack
ers $3.9Oa4.05; prime heavy and
butchers weights $4.10a4.25 light
$3.5oa3,9O. Sheep-Recsipts 1000
bead; shipments 1000 head; ewes
$2.5Oa4. rs; mixed s. 25a4. .35; wethers
4.5Oa5. rs; westerns 81 15a4. 70; tex.
ans $4.30a4- 40; lambs SO. 75a5. .25.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
FALL & WINTER GOODS.

Iwoald inform the public that I have
now in my new millinery store at my place
Of residence on Water street, nimintown,
second door from corner Of Bridge street,
sfull stock of Fall and Winter millinery
goods, all now, and of the latest styles.
and having employed frat class nilliners
1 am prepared to supply the public with
everything found in . hrstclass millinsr
store, come and examine my stock.
consider 1t no trouble to show goods.
MRS. DRIHL.
March 22-S7,l.y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
Heid.tt &c the Light.

The man who tells you confden.
tally just what will cure your cold,
is prescribing Kemp's Balsam this
year. In the preparation of this re.
markable medicine for coughs and
colds no expense is spared to COM
bine only the best and purest ingred.
tents. Hold q bottle 9f Kemp's Bal.
sam to the light and look through it,
notice the bright, clear look then
compare with other remedies. Price
soc and 81. IT,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
why She R0Ved,

From Good News.
Little Son.-"Pa, you'd bctter not
disturb ma"
Pa.-"Why not!"
Shes In an awful temper"
"What about?"
II don't know"
"Where is your maj"
Cup stairs in the room"
"How does she .ct97
"Oh, awful Shes ravin' round,
turning over chairs and moving furn-
iture, and banging things about aw-
full, and she keeps saying, "Beshrsw
it, 'conssrn it." and .'electrocute
it, in the awfulest, maddest voice
ever heard, only it amt loud.
''Poor dear, she must have lost her
collar button again,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11

Subscribe for the Juniata Sentinel and
RoI ublican.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
Publ ic sale.

November l4th, Is9l.-H. L.
Smith, agent will sell on the Aucker
farm one mile north of McAlisterville,
horses, cows, wagons, harness, farm,
ing implements, hay by the ton,
fodder by the sheaf, potatoes by the
bushel, corn by the bushel and SO
forth Sale to commence at II
o'clock noon.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
The Judicial Vote.

The following IS the Judicial vote
in the district Of Perry and JuRiata
counties
Juniata gave Lyons. 80. 1851 votes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
MEYERS STEPS IN TO LEND A HELPING HAND
MEYERS MEN OYERCOAT DEPARTMENT

Men who want the very best and finest Overcoa
ing extra fine styles at Sl2 to-day: Tan Melton Owe
Drab n helon Overcoat, Black Melton Overcost tSsrn.
Chinchila Overcost, Black Chevoit Oyercoat an i'm
Beaver Overcost Real EIsyian Overcoai an EnglIsl
Overcoat. Nothing approaching the above perfect sty
seen elsewhere below $50 yes $50. We offsr choic,
and prices in MEMS SUITS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-11
MEYERS
Grsat Fall & Winter Opening Of Fine Clothing
For Men, Youtis Boys and Children Commences to Dan

in
me cosy hre: while without the chilling
". may read this with indifference
here '0
The Critic and record., 1891-03-30
OVER THE NUTS AND WINE.


\ growing troubleA baby.--Atchtsoa G}OJ.
The glazler Is always giving people pane
st. JOStph Nens.
The literary spinsters OF Boston evidently
belong to the classical age.-Ne0 FORK Hsr0ld.
The toper's tosst-with all my faults love
the still.-EimlTd gazette.
Wise medical men do not treat somuam-
bulism as pillow case-Bostoa Courier.
The interest you take in another mans bust
ness Is never pTohtablc.-A AtchiS0A Globe.
Never ask the devil 10 dinner unless you are
willing TO take him for a regular boardor-
RAMS HON.
when man has run his race in this world
and the end comes he IL out Of broatb.-NeW
OricdHs PtcdyUe.
Landlady drying to start the conversatiOn) -
Are you fond Of the antique, MIR. SlImr
New Boarder iciously(-Um-er-nO at
table GOOD NtlVs.
Mrs. Figg twrting)- Shall ! send Uncle
Laura-Of courpe, and you had better make
II my undying love, Perishable goods cannot
he sent through the mail, yOu knOw.-IR-
di0R0p0tiS journal
She Darling, do you love mog
ne NklhhlnS neF fhplulOuhly anu repeatedly
Do II ] wish You were a twO-headed girl.
That's all can ssyN-LOad0H Ttd BIS,
"Bluster cant see things now with the naked
eve
Whats happened,'
"SomebOdy's dressed II in mourning. -
PhitQdtiDhia Times.
by Jove" said the museum man, turning
| pale.
whats the matter, Rupertl' asked his
| wife
II forgot to send the dog-faced hoy any sup
| per, and he II locked up in the same cage with
| the Ossified man. .N-N6D York SUH.
| Sundsy-SChool Teacher--NOw. Johnnie, tell
| me what took all the snap out Ot Sams0nY
| Johnnie-A homemade hair cut, ma'am, -
| l'OaktFS SidtesmdH.
I.awyer-Do you live with your husband
| Mlmess-No, sir.
| Lawycr-Are you dlyOrCcdy
Wimess--l don't know.
Lawyer-Ehy What's thaty loU don't
| know
witness Certainly not. My husband never
takes ne into his confidence,-NeD YOrL
| lIeekiy.
jagwRy- Was that yOu ! saw driving arOunt
in carriage the other day Aud yet you can
not anOrd 10 pay me the 50 you owe me.
| TraNers-phats nothing. You ought to set
the hin ] owe the livery stablc.-HatpeT,
| BdzOT.