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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

IS bdu@t uns oils ob bic ,,Banbean Srins=
ming" in aarse aasetnein popaldr tperbea
fuiirbe.
SIS beitebt aus Gimen,, unter Der Rrenipe
bes 9utes ansebra@tent 8anpe, bas am 8opft
anidliebt, uitb 1T fptebsriini NIT einert
Sammetbanbe, Spite Ober Sran3 fIeiner 8lus
men iibeIoSen.
Samn,et- -8lumen tperben aHgernein beIiebi
unb folslit biIIis. Stolen baben mir bon je.
Der gr5be il,.b Sdattiruns. 2illa 8Iumen
bor3isli9 iolde, bic ins 86tbliete faimmern
fin6 auf idnar5en 9iten gang pra9tpou.
Die Sdlfte Der ietisen Saeons baben Mebr.
li1teit NIT elmer arone; piele bnben borne
cine idmale &rentpe, bic 70 geboSen nerben
fann, bab iie elmer ilntertaiie, elmer WfuIGei
ober ionft @tipas abnlid ieben.
9raue anb Iebernfarbene Siisbfte, idiparse,
gelbe, blaue lirb beinahe 8an3 ireiBe Strcb.
Site iinb in srober Auantitdt bcrbauben.
b bic biGliaSfem Wreife.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
STE @ripne tpieber ba!

Ndbrenb Der SnHuen3at Gpibemte Ses letten eJabres
eripiss 5id Or. Sings 4eue Gnbeduns sesen g&winbs
in&, Snen unp Grfdltuus als baS beffe Seilmittel.
Die Miheilunsen ber pieen, bic es benusten beitds
ttSten eas. Dtefelben bstamen ntt balb 6rlei4=
teruns, irnbern bas ebe biuterliss aud feine limz
men Ra9pirfunsen. gBir eriubsn Ste, NIT bttiem
gRttel ene yrobe 81 MAIDEN unb mir seben Sbneu bic
6uarante, baB sic nit ben Reiultaten 5ufrebeu iein
perben. Das @ittel Bat ntht 5eines @Iehen BET anz
fallen BON @rtppe cher trsenD etnem SaIsz 9ebItpp=
pber 2unsenleiben.
ProbeFaf9en fret Bel Dreie, Ibpmpfpn & 60. Gan
Antonip. @rDbe Glai4en so Gents unb 81 90.
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q m 8 o 6qebirae

Der 9otelier 1T i'm gesriff, nit 9il.
fe ieines Obertellners cine &e9nung
ab3ufahen. p6aben Sic bemertt, bab
Der 6err auf ger. Z wdbrenb ieines bie,
figen Gufenibalts ieoen Morgen mad
oer Wetterfabne seIeben bat2"
sSamobl. ieben Mossenl4
.56reiben Sic alio: Sir 8enu,
bung oer Wetterfabne -3 Granes."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
@rdf1t 8ut6.
aoman bon emile Grbarb.
(Gortfeknns.l


&ebotp blidte mad Der llbr.
Der Dienff ruff, id empfebIe mid
eSbneu. meme Serrenl
auf Wieberieben, cher baron, ant.
mortete nun 0eim nit graai61er Neme.
gung ber 9aHb unb bes &otfes.
Bite, i6 lege feinen Wertb duf 6ieier
Sitel. fagte gebow, Id@elnb abueb.
renb.
@erseiben sic mir, i'd erinnere mid,
es III 10 ieItiam!
Gin iebr ionberbarer iunger Mann,
iDan6te fi6 Deim an 2rDner, rei3enbt
@rf@einuug, Elm fiiperber Netter, -
man muB uorurtbeilsfrei urtbeilen, lie.
bet RrDner.
3roner blidte benz fi9 @ntfernenbeu
aud na@ unb iagte:
Sc mar mir neu. bob ser Npou aud
ben HiberaIen fpielt, Hberbaupt 1T feiue
Gteuung bier eine geJen feline friibeten
8erb6ltnifie eigentbhmli9 nerdnberte
Ct tptrb fi@ nod wunoernl
Der Mittwo9 fam unb &ebop rift
In friber Na6mittagsitunbe na1 @teins
bort biuaus. SIS muBte 3ur 5ommera
seit eil febr beiBer Weg ieiu, meiftens
baumIofe @baufee, Sept tbat bic blei.
DE 6erbffoaEe nur mobl, unb &ebom
iu@te, 10 biel er fonrte. ben Mieienrain,
um ieines pferbes Beine 3u f9onen.
l1ebrisens bate er feline gile. go iebr
ct fi@ aud freute, bic tIeine Nutb, mie
ct In @ebanfen bic iunge Grdfin mod
immer nannte, uieberaufeben, bic grs
tDartung, ben Baron unb bic tidbt I'M,
oerfdngli1 i@einenoe Gante als 3ugas
be 3u erbaltea, ma9te bas 8erSniigen
gersnger.
Ocr Ritt fanb iein gnbe. lpie aues i'm
2e5en, unb ReBoip fab mad onbertbalb
Gtunbsn bas 0errenbaus Dor fi6 lie.
gen.
Cine boppeIte 4aifauienallee, bic fiG
au einen &onbel ermeiterte. fiibrte aui
bas longgeftredte parterre nit fattIi,
der Ranlpe su. Wtan bate fein Som.
men bentertt. Nus benz 6Duterrain
iomobl tpie bon Der @ampe fam bic
0ieneri6aft ibn entgesen, bas pferb
wurbe ibm abgen0mmen unb iein ROms
men gemeIbet,
@raf Mlbenlron trat benz @ate ents
eeben unb Retom muBte fi9 geiteben,
bab ber Mann ibm bier einen beferen
@inbrud mafte, als in ber paupttabt.
@s giebt tDenie MenfGen, bic tuie
ber Diamant feiner Gaifung bebiirfen.
um fi@ gelten6 au MAIDEN, bic meiifen
fbnnen nur in Der Gaifung ibrer etel.
lung, 6dusli9teit, ibres angeifammten
BeRbes ober bergIei1en nolltommen
9emhrbiet unb riGtis beurtbeilt psroen.
Msit oifener 0er3li1teit unb ipabrer
Wtrbe ma6te Der Graf bic 9onneurs
ieines 6anies, unb na9bem ber @af
iidb BON Iangen Ritt seidubert unb CT.
frif9t bate. fiibrte CT i'm in ben 6aton
3u ZEN Damen.
6ier fanb CT au6 ben Baron,
@rdfin MetbiIbe trat ibm entgegen.
giMe bDlle Glonbine nit blenbenbem
3eint, uub loiem 2odeneeringel. 6i'
empfing ben 0orgeRellten nit berablaf.
fenber Greunbli9feit, cine Nriftofratir
bonn reiuifen WaRer uno Finger, als
&ebotp He fi6 borgefelt bate.
9eim erbo5 Rdb: nit gra3i6iem Win
ben unb Miegen unb benz liebensnhr
bisfen 2d@elu bot er benz Mnsefomme.
men bic 6anb.
Die 0erren tenmeu R12 fraste be
@raf.
Set Mlpnalen bin i1 Der mdrmif
Demunberer bieies iuneen &eitergenies
BON BEN gans 8. 3u er5dblen iueiB.
Dos III elm 5meifelbaftes 4ompli
inent, uenn es ems iein Ioa, ertbnt
eine belle Giimme binter Der Blumeube
de am Genlier. Bite, tomnien 6ie ).
riir bernnt, 6err bon Rebotu, bic Gar
ben trodnen Bier uuter rleinem piufel
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
8sdIeua Mrmtea.@aIbe

Die bette SaIbe ber Belt fir e9nitte
Quetl6unseu, @tf6nare, 6ieber. unb Saut.
ansf9laa, Gle9te. sefPrnnsens Sdnbs, l5rof'
bsalen nnS alle $autfran9beiten turirt 3d'
@arrtoiosn ober feine SesablunS. galIis.
Satisfaction earautirt ober 6as @eIb pirt
suriiderfattst. rs Gents BITE Sda6tsI. Bum
werfanf In allen apotbeien. Dreib, Sbomb.
gon &c Co.. 93bolerale.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
Vafase ,sad, europa.

Die agentur bes Derrn SO. s.
y young, go. l Commerce strase,
gan antonio, reprdientirt bic
Sampfer beg Norboeuti9en 2loDbs, TO-
wte bic Der 9amburaer aftieu GeielI,
i9aft unb III Serr Oouug I'm Stanbe
bic billigRen Raten su geben,
ertbeilt bereittDilIig iebe gewinidte 4us.
funft unb befOret iebr prompt ale ibm
hbergebenen guftrdge. Wer mad gu.
ropa gu reiien mtnidt, obsr 0eruanbte
bertibertommen laRea min, penoe F9
on genaunte Nsentur.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
Die BON Der staatsaumoItfdlo

Die bon Der Staatsanipaltifafi
elrisslettete unterfu@ung wegen bee
yorfaues TIM 8drenapinser bes 400.
logif9eu @artens 3u 6rantfurt a. so.
bat feinerlei Inbaltspuntte su einem
hrafre1tli9en 8orseben seeeben uno
III besbalb tuieber einseiie[lt morben.
Der @isbdr aber abt mod INNER eine
ttatte au3iebuusstraft auf neuaierise
Beiu9er aus.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04


DEN S1netberm eeiter an letnem
48, Geburtspas.
@,iter @fpnb, Su i9einit 70 ideene
Sn mel i4tiIles S9lafsema9,
No i9, ntebri9tenbbeels aIleene,
DIT bertraulidh gu Dir ibbra9.
0enn i9 ipeeb, Du biit berlaloilen
gSie Sei Glemettt, bic Naat,
I'm bait intner 1lnberbroiien
Sber mel GeidiG seipadt.
0arum bore rneine &lase,
gSsll Sn grade BET mir biit
I'm an btelem beit'sen Dage
Nteber met @eburtsbas 1T.
9ab i9 ae9tunbier;is Sabre
I'm d S@neioermeeiter bin,
Sarauf beiten metne Saare
lin bic 8elt int @ansen bin.
Bin i9 op9 i'm apbbe belle,
IS Der 3tpeifel benno1 laut,
0enn ih alter Sunsseielle
Sabe eine iunge 8rait.
Sie ii4 bieies bat beseben,
Sc mir mebrihtenbbeels niH Har,
Sa i9 itets in nteiilem 2ebe,
Oo9 ben Srauen abbolb mar.
Sat nit ibren bunflen Dosen
sic mel oer5 IN 8ranb seiteft?
Iaes bab' i9 i9pn eriposen,
So6 ben @rnno nod mid eutSeft.
@nter Monb, i9 oenf:: bas 8eite
&onnte nur fit uns seideb'n
8enn MIR na9 benz So43eitSfelte
gSteoer = ausenannergeb'n.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

8eim MISUNDERSTANDING
vWie groB 1T bic @ntfernung Der
Some BON ber @rbe@ = yunsefdbr 81
Milionen Wsilen. IN Wie finben sic
bieie 3iffer9 - @norm, Serr profeis
ior!@
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=Yrd6tige Nnsma6l eleganter MeioerftDffe
Gnberor0eatlide 9fobttdteu bieie
@ode
mah bon @subea Gpftiimem.

<%uReIukueNtltuyC 1luutlulell uteIe
Wode
Die ileueftet &oben in ieibenen unb !poaenen
8leiSeritoffen, iotuie in 8ai6itoffen
ntto ettpa Is bOdeleaante tmpprtirte
bpd)ntp0erne Mpbell. 9apbem,
BON oenen itid)t stpet einanber gleid5 finb, inn
9'reile bon rur $13 bis 500.
Glegante Somtner Seibe, seitreift, carrirt
nnb iAlidt, in alien Sarben, forft au 45, so
uno 60 GertS bic Yarb, n biefe @pAe
unnr 35 Gents bic Warb.
nnier 2aser an @aihftpffen 1T 70 sroB ,.nb
bic Mannigfaltisfeit berieIben ift ei1e 10
grobe, bab cine senaue 8eidreibuns berfeIben
biel 5u fpeit fiihren tpiirbe.
sSir fiihren auf aaser aIle bic seiu9teiten
Mrten bon glnl, Srgarbie, 3epbbr &c. &c. i'm
gretie bon 10 Bis so Gents per DarS.
Special Hreiie fit biefe gSoMe!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

= Die 9Onisin bon 8elaien, tpeld1e
pl6Bli9 on einem beftigen Gieher ct.
frantt, liegt I'm 6terben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
SeipnSerS mtebrige Brciie tit bieiet
@1dbe!
greis aebattipnen int 8etrase BON 80
bis 80 prosent.

9amen, bic irsenb Gttpas in bteier 8ran6e
n0tbis baben, biirfem BOIfion's Special.
gusperfaaf au rebueirten 9reiien niht Der.
feblen.
9lGe @aaren auf beftmmten 2a=
bentif den finb su beipnbererb tart re-
bucirten gretien marfirt, bic iebpd
NUT fir bie1e @o9e selten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
Sin iuaaberbares Georanae tm
gd1nb=9epartement.

Sb mir bier beiddftist finb, frast SIR
Stun, bas iollten mir ippbI meinen. Gjute
Sfahri9ten ipanbern ibneler ais idlec6te.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

Gpeciafitdt: slls belOnpers beq,leme ,lnb
eIegante llnterfIeibuns empfeblen tpir bic Be-
riibtnten @laitenberrb rlitteuei9ten BON Nas
TUT Bplle, tpeldbe bon ben aer3tem fir nod
5eiier erfldrt iperben, als Die Sdser'ide g8oa-
&leibung. 3u baben fiir ntlr $3.50 per 9lnsug.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

m So s1tfomo no tint So1ueiten eeie6 ,ur
NtSpertGuf DOn 9anelt= nn6 &inoer Sd)uheu
3n re0ucrten Yreifen!
ST reSmcirtett Yreiieu

@gtrasfeine Dameit<G Glaceeittefel tin voper.
and Common Sense" Gtble nit elaitiibet
9oblen pon $2.75 auf 50 berabseiett.
Gdte Satner Ranearoo Sat sRnbpfitiefel
Saab senabt i'm Spera 5tple 1926, fribel
$4.0O.
Sonsola n@pmmpn eeine" anDpfitiefel fiji
S!amen, alle banbsema6t, bon So a,lf $3.50
rebusirt.
Seine 9pnsola banbsendbte an5pf.etiefel
tptr Sieie 8ode gu $3.75.
Gana feine slaeirte aansaroo nit ,,aonbou
Soc & Spera 9eel" allies banbsenabt, friibe,
$6, bieie @o6e 3u $4.75.
be @erabieknnsen mnb mnr fir bieien
c tntrb amf feparaten giidben ausaeftellt,
lItat, 4ustpa5l unb 9reis, mas jentals in
San Intonio geseist tpurbe.
:. Sn anbbfftiefeL vDrfprbs" unb Slippers"
fiir jlnge Santen unb &inoer, fiibren mir n1lr
oas gefte uno gu ben m6sli9it biuisen greiiett.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

AueH UHBeIu1rre 9Srette 1tn0 fDtffIl
Werfdnf bsfttmntt. 9te senanmte 0Saa
llnlere IustnabI in aussel9nittenen Ietds
ten S@uben lnb DamensSLippers, tporunter
1td quite nno iebr feine ySrfprb unb Sbcp
Etes" uSoltb Gpn1fort 6 Opera Slippers"
beftnbeit, iibertrtfft g[ues in 8esua a,lf lua>
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FnSoHT9S=Qn =QnberDr0euti6e Mttroftinnrn=V
=i6erbietem 9es tuas IN ierer Srote eos t Sau S(tt
9ei9te l1nterfleiber fir 9erreu !

llnlere Iei9ten reinpplIenen llnterfleibet
Cpemb unb 8etnfleib) fiir @anmer su nnr 81
iinb tart in Na4frase.
Serartige 1lnterfIeiber 1T 9albrigsan alnr
Gcrue s,l nur 81. 9auerbafter Stoff llnf
quite Nrbett.
@ai6d6te iAparse llnterfleiber, bic iieb Bel
alten, bic auf elesante aleib,tns iebe,r srober
Seliebtbeit erfreuelt, 3,t $3.50 1lne $500 per
9nsus.
Sarbise 8aIbrissaas9(naiise auf 81 bis So
teblleirt.
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Nn ben Wiono.'

aber nid Bon 6 . &c, fOnberm BON eenem ID d
19en S@netberm ter an ietneni
4S, GeburtSpas.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

@rfte San1pico 9amen-&n5pfitiefel Opera
Heel and toe) nit elaftiiden Spblen, friiber
$3.50, iebt 50.
9amen (uBarfeupbait') Sonepla 2ads
itiefel, frii6er So, iebt $2.f5.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04
Merntaliger sroBer Ntsberfanf

pOn l1nterseus fir 9anten unb Mabdsn il
0tusltn 1inb @artbric.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-08-04

3tegler'S aIlgentein befatnte @n1pfz
i@nbe 5tt folgetoeu bebentemb reSm=
5trten Yret5en:
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Die
804entlibe 6reie Hreiie fit xuas
erf9eint
je0em Qonnerfa8
unb foitet
$3.50 fiir oaS Sabr pber $1.2B fstf
e Munate In @uraus sbesabInaa.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03
ALTOGETHER TOO SMART.

He was a young man. He had
studied law in his fathers office
and his father finally retired. and
gave the business to him. One
day, less than week after the old
gentleman had retired, the young
man came home and proudly said:
Father, you know the old Gill
pin estate case that you have been
trying for years and years to
SETTLE"
eyes," answered the father with
a suggestion of a smile.
swell, it didn't take me two
days to settle it after l got at it,"
"What!" shouted the old lawyer.
"You have settled the Gilpin
estatew
Eyes; and it was just as easy as
rolling off a log"
"Well, you Internal idiot, you!
Why, that estate has paid the liv-
ing expenses of our family for four
generations and might have paid
them four more if l hadn't left the
business to a ninny."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03

And Mark, to this day, has
never ceased to congratulate him
self on the shrewd and business
like manner that he conduct ID his.
case, and, ike clever diplomat,
won wise Judge and a lovely wife
at the same time.
Mr.. Langdon tells st veral stories
told him by Sam Jones, of which
this ia the best:
"Do they ever answer back to
you from the audience when you
talk 80 savagely?" l asked.
Eyes; often. Every now and
then a burnt sinner will squeal.
Sometimes they get a good joke on
me, too, One day in St. LOUIS"
continued the preacher laughing,
"an awful funny thing happened.
l had been attacking the gamblers
and drunkards for an hour, and l
said drunkard is lower than
dog.
Just then a shabby, blear-eyed
man arose tremblingly and started
to leave the church.
"'Stop! young man. said, 'Stop!
"The young man stood still,
with thousand eys on him.
eff you'd rather go to hell than
hear me preach just 60 on!'
"'Well,' replied the man, after
pause, i believe I'D rather And
out he went"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03

priately be called natural opium
joints, where horses and mules
netaphorically hit the pipe and
become regular fiends," said for
mer Texas ranchman.
GAS a matter of fact, there is no
opium or any pipe, but no joint
| ever offered better facilities for its
| nabitues to become moral and
physical wrecks than certain local
tiles on the plains do to the horses
and mules which are there exposed
to the temptation of the loco weed.
"Now a good many plainsmen
| ridicule the idea that the loco weed
leads horses and mules astray and
soon makes wrecks of them, and l
have heard men say that they
have known their horses to pasture
regularly on what they call the
loco weed and thrive on it. If that
is so, the loco weed of California is
not the same as the loco weed of
Texas and New Mexico. The Cal.
ifornia loco is what we call the
rattle-weed, I guess, because it has
a pod with seeds that make a noise
in the wind like live ratt]esnake.
Some people out there call it the
vegetable rattlesnake and declare
that it's juice is deadly poison.
Now the loco weed of Texas and
New Mexico is different, and l
never knew horse or mule to 20
away with it except in the winter
time.
ut has a light-green bunchy
growth and will have its fresh-look.
ing leaves above the snow when no
other vegetation looks so tempting,
and it is then the unsuspecting
animals are beguiled by it. After
a horse or mule has taken his
first crop of loco he will give every
thing else the go-by to get more of
it, and soon becomes a confirmed
loco eater. No opium fiend ever
longed for or sought more persist
emily for his pipe than a horse or
mule will long and seek for the
fatal loco punches. If the animal
cannot obtain the plant they will
fall into state of ahject nervous
collapse. They see things as the
drunkard suffering from delirium
tremens sees things. They will
plunge and rear and tremble at
imaginary things, and become
utterly unmanagable and irrespon-
slble. A few leaves of loco will
restore them to placidity so far as
their nervous system is concerned,
but they gradually lose in physical
vigor and intelligence, until at the
end of two or three months they are
virtually imbeciles and physical
wrecks. They become thin and
weak, and die in evident delirium.
"Many an excellent horse of the
best breeding and previous ire
proachable reputation as a herds
mans aid, have l known to be led
to ruin by the insidious loco weed,
and die as pitiable a wreck as any
human being who ever fell victim
to the Vaccinations of of opium"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03
ARSENIC AND AMMONIA.
Remarkable Contrast I'm the Effect O
Two Poisons on the Complexion.

The slow absorption of many
poisons changes in some more or
less modified form the complexion,
but arsenic and ammonia show
their effect about as quickly as
any. The popular belief that
arsenic clears the complexion has
led many silly women to kill them
selves with it in small, continued
doses.
1t produces a waxy, ivory-like
appearance of the skin during a
certain stage of the poisoning, but
its terrible after effects have be-
come too we'll known to make it of
common use as a cosmetic.
The effects of ammonia upon the
complexion are directly opposite to
that of arsenic. The first symp-
tom of ammonia poisoning which
appears among those who work in
ammonia factories is discolora-
ton of the skin of the nose and
forehead. This gradually extends
over the face until the complexion
has a stained, blotched and un.
slightly appearance. With people
who take ammonia into their sys-
TENS in smaller doses, as with
their water or food, these striking
symptoms do not appear 20 soon.
The only effect of the poison that
is visible for time is a general
Embellishments and sallowness of
the complexion.
Many people are slowly absorb
ing ammonia poison without know
ing it. The use of ammonia in the
manufactures has greatly increased
OF late, and it is unquestionably
used as an adulterant in certain
food preparations. Official analysis
have plainly shown its use even in
such cheap articles of every day
consumption as baking powders.
The continued absorption of am
monia in even minute quantities
as an adulterant in food is iniuri-
Gus not merely from it's effect upon
the complexion, but because it
destroys the coating of the stomach
and causes dyspepsia and kindred
evils.
Prof. Long, of Chicago, is author
ity for tho statement that, if to
fifty million parts of water there is
one part of ammonia, the water is
dangerous.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03
Eli Perkins Tells Sens Amusing
Anecdotes.
MARK TWAIN'S COURTSHIP.
How Sinner Called Sam Jones, the
Tanou. R-yiyaii.t. Interv lew With
J0,l Billings.

W Jii" ~ SaratoSd, year OcIOTe
Jost i,jinngs died, we went up to
M ro"n md spent an entire
aft,,' con on an interview. The
interview was mutual produce
tior ald vss not 10 be published
unt, Sc d. q nuw give it to the
punrr
~ D,I.u,a<,' commenced,
"xa.n W. you -ducated?"
"i'nriurk. Pa
elbow OLD are ro,l?'
81 sa- tor,, 1870 wears old-and
have nren growing young ever
since?'
"Are you murried?"
"Once" .....
elbow many children have your"
"Doublets
"What other vices have vou?"
"Nnne."
What Is your prOfessiOn?'
agriculture and almlnaxing."
SLOW do you account for your
deficient knowledge in spelling?"
"Bad spells during infancy, and
poor memory"
"What things are you most
liable to forget?'
Sermons and debts"
"What professions do like best?"
"Auctioneering, base ball, and
theology "
"What was the best thing said
by our old friend Artemus Ward"
"All the pretty girls in Utah
marry Young"
"Do you believe in the final saliva
ton of all menu"
IL do let me pick the men,"
David Welcher tells me that
Mark Twain, when in good humor,
told him the story Of his courtship
and how he won his beautiful and
wealthy wife. She was a Miss
Langdon of Elmira. When Mark
first met her.he was not SO distin.
guished as now; his origin humble,
and for some years of his life he
had been pilo, on the Mississippi
river. The future Mrs. Clemens was
a woman Of position and fortune;
her father was a judge, and doubt
less expected family" and social
Importance in his son-in.law. |
Clemens, however, became inter.
ested in his daughter, and after a
while proposed, but was rejected.
"Well," he said to the lady, 81
didn't much believe you'd have me,
but thought I'd try"
After a while he "tried" again,
with the same result; and then
remarked, with his celebrated
drawl, ~ think a great deal more |
Of you than if you'd said 'Yes,' but
it's hard to bear" A third time
he met with better fortune and
then came to the most difficult part
Of his task-to address the old
gentleman.
Judge" he said to the dignified
millionaire, shave you seen any
thing going on between Miss Lizzie
and me?"
"What? What?" exclaimed the
judge, rather sharply, apparently
not understanding the situation,
yet doubtless getting a glimpse of
it from the inquiry.
"Have you seen anything going
on between Miss Lizzie and me?"
"No, ind. ed" replied the mag
nate sternly. mo, sir, have not"
"Well, look sharp and you WILL"
said the author of "Innccent
Abroad" and that's the way he
asked the judicial luminary for his
daughters hand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03
THE LOCO HABIT.

As Deadly and Irresistible Ap,onp
Horses ~ the Opium Habit
Among Men.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-10-03

I'VE have on the plains of Texas
and New Mexico what might appro-