Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-01-12
Lots of Fish in the Sea.

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Lots of Fish in the Sea.
Pray what can poor maid do
When her lover ceases to WOO.
Must she pine away,
Be no longer gay,
Mourn for a heart untrue.
What shall the poor maid do!
Pray what must poor maid say
To a lover who fees for aye.
Should she silent be,
Or sing merrily;
Hide thorn in heart away
Wear rose on brow alway?
Pray how shall poor maid find
Love cast on the whistling wind
If she sits and signs,
Or closes her eyes?
Surely loves never blind
II the maids so inclined.
This much poor maid can do
When her lover ceases to WOO:
She can watch and wait,
Cherish love. not hate.
For where q thorn once grew
A rose can bloom anewi
THE plotter's motto-Come, let US treason
together.
KIPLING was shocked by the spittocns while
he was in America. In his country they swal-
low what goes into them here, we suppose.
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IT takes an unblushing damsel to court no.
toriety.
T1GHT-FIs TIE ) Observation-Disclosures.
GEORGE AUGUSTUS sALA has written up a
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have been a costly paid local." and contains a
good deal Of lye.
AFTER the waiter feeds you he expects to be
feed.
His Visible Means.
Don't judge dudes wealth by the siz
Of the cane he loves to sport,
What you see with your naked eyes
May be his only support.
AN April shower in January Is quite a nov
city. But. then. the weather is nothing if not
novel,
THE Exposition gas well is scarcely in it.
PREcocIoUs children attract more attention
during the moulting period than afterward.
In the Nebraska and Oklahoma Legislatures
the gun is mightier than the gavel.
SHORTHAND folk can handle long speeches
better than longhand people.
SOME specialists believe baseball will benefit
the insane. 1t will remind them of old times,
at all events.
GROVER CLEVELAND will never vote aye on
the question, rs marriage failure?'
THE railroads built on paper are tied with
string.
IRELAND's bogs NAV be her salvation.
There's gold in the peat they hold, but some.
to bring il to the surface.
Turn on the Light.
Old Adam was the first man,
But, somehow or other,
No early historian
Tells us of his mother.
THE people who attend the wedding 20 out
with the tied.
In his Frisco letter Rudyard Kipling works
off q bunko chestnut and rehashes an old
American police court joke. Rudy must
have read the American newspapers between
stories in India.
IF your wife is typewriter she will stand
dictation and allow you to have the last word.
WILHELM evidently intends to make enough
out of Koch's lymph to pay the expenses of
keeping up the German army. 1t will un.
doubtedly fatten his treasury.
A AeREEN-HAIRED rosy.cheeked girl has ar
rived in New York from the Green Isle. She
carries the green above the red.
A GENIUS wants the War Department. to
stretch live wire around the hostile camp and
let electricity do the rest. This is a unique in
stance of modern wire-pulling.
PUGs are supposed to fight to a finish. The
finish, like the Patti farewell tour, goes march.
ing on, however.
SELF-RELIANCE develops the muscles of the
mind and adds to the will power.
Would Have to Be Tagged.
Those women who wear the blue stocking
Would also like to wear coats
And then where both sexes kept fockinp
The sheep would resemble the goats.
The first feminine monument commem-
grated Looking Backward"
THE step-mother will turn if the members of
the first family tread on her.
SHIFTING clerks are very forward fellows.
A FLOUR mill trust would undoubtedly be a
grinding monopoly.
K1PIIsa may have English blood in his