The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-29
AT THE GIANTS CAUsEwAY.

An American Makes an Unfavorable
Impression on the Veteran Guide.
From the Detroit Free Press.
"Yis, sor. It's many a wan av your
countrymin Olive taken over the Causeway,
sor."
How do you know what countryman l
amp
Thrust me for knowing the American
accent, sor."
Il haven't the American accent. You
haveit. Go to New York, If you don't be-
lieve me-"
There's many an Oirishman there, I'm
tould, sor."
"More than in Dublin.
EDO ye tell me thot, sora Well, sor, Oh
took Gineral Grant himself over the Cause
way, and fine mawn he was. An Gin
eral Sheridan, too, sor. Many's the great
mawn Olive taken over the Causeway, sor
l took the Duke av Connaught himsilf
down this very road, sor, and do
you know what he says to me, sor2 He says,
Pat says he, have you had anything
to ate the dayP Saving yer prisince, sor,
says Oh, except a bite at breakfast'-an' be-
fore the words were out of my mout, says
the duke, says he, sit down wild u.s. says
he; an no sooner said than done, an Oh had
moy lunch with the Duke av Connaught.
Do We moiud thot, nows
"An' Olive taken great professors over the
Causeway, sor-min that knew more in
wan minute sor, than you and Oh wud
know In all our lives, sor. Don't you know
that there's nothing in the whole wurrold
loike the Goint's Causeway, sorF
''What fora For mud"
"The road is Urihe muddy at this time
av the year, sor. It's not many comes to
see it in the whittier, time, sor; iudade,
yure the first one this week. There's a
power of rain in the mort of Oireland in
the winter tonne, sor."
How much further away is this Cause
way"
lis it the causeway, sor! But troife,
sor. Yen see it the minute we turn that bit
av rock, sor. Sure an begorra it's we'll
| worth the walk. because there is no place
that is as noted as the Causeway, sor"
YES They told me about it at Derry
| That's why l came"
"De We name to say, sor, that We niver
| heard of the Giants Causeway till ye came
| to Derrys Well. sor, Owe taken tens of
| thousands av people over this ground, sor,
and yure the first wan that liver tould me
| he never heard av the Causeway. Where
| were We brought upN
"1'm Belfast man."
'De We name thots Trothi Oh don't think
| the professors are the biggest loirs, saving
| yer prisince, sor."
where's your old Causewayl We're
round that rock now"
"Wnere's the Causeway. isit, sora Where
should it be but just before your twoeyes9,'
You don't mean that foundation, dc
your
What foundation, SORT"
Looks like as if a building society
had started big stone tabernacle and went
bankrupt when the foundation was laid"
1.-THE greatest min in this wurrold, sor
told me that"
"Never mind what the greatest men said
Is that the Causeway4 That's what want
settled"
at is, sor."
Lets get back"
Back, is it, sor9 Troth, yer not there
| yet. Divil tut will Oh go back till ye've
seen what We paid for, sor."
"All right, I'll go on-under protest
| merely to please you, you know"
"Olm afraid yer hard TO place yersilf,
sor. It's wan av the wonders av the
wurrold, sor"
THAT people come here? 1t is a wonder.
| I'll bet they don't come a second time"
Now, begging yer pardon, yer wrong
! there, snr. Not the sickond tonne, but the
twIntieth tonne have Oh known educated
min TO come, sor. And the aftener a man
av since sees it. sor, the more wonderful be
: thinks it. Now, scr, yer fut is on the
| sLldAAcI Shuh5 y dJs duu &c Nal ca III NV you
slip, fur it's moighty slippery undher tut.
There are three Causeways. sOr, the Great
Cause way bein' in the centber, and that
we'll come to in minute, sor."
What is II used FORE
The CausewGy, is iti'
Eyes
"It's used for nothin' at all sor.n
Then why did they 60 10 oil this
expenses"
Nv bat expinse, sor!'
"The building Of il