The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-02-26
HrAess Of ali in L3arennr Pover-u. Govt Report Aug III 1882
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ABSOLUTELY PURE
MICKEY FINN'sL LYMPH.

Finn ~ q scholar had been islked about .
freely that the kitchen wss scarcely abl
70 bold al Who came. All the chairs yer
occupied. aud the cover Of The ~oode
coal boz cracked ubder its weigh, Of lie
tenfr4. The subject for discussion was th,
outcome Of current topic. which bsppeu
ed 10 this instance to be the discovery b,
Di. Koch Of Berlin OF sp slleged cure 10
consumption.
do be hesrin' thin say In the quarry
that q Doo,cbmsn has invited cure 70
disease, ssid Mike Welsh from clio nd o
tobacco smoke, au' there'il be no NOR,
funerals IL that thrue. Micky?
SO ! do be rcsdin' IN the Pouckhockis
Blather. replied the boy assuming the Ut.
titude o! . professor at clinic.
They call ii the limp.
Aud htw u uch is il a bottle? said Mira
McFAdden. who bad slight consb.
Ahly can't buy IL. They give j. sway.
replied little Mike.
Give it away the Whole company eI
claimed in chorus. And where can ye
get it.
Asrah. yen have TO 20 TO the Doptch
mans house to get ii, aud then he won't
give II 10 ye until he pounds on yer cbist
aud listens, till be sees il ye're bresthia'
quare like q wind,broken horse.
Fshai's his nsme2 inquired Judy Elan
nigar.
Mr. Coich, replied Micky.
Aud fwbsts he like?
Well. never seen him. but they say
he's little ould man, wild gslwsys and
chin wbiskers, and he tries oil bis invin'
shnns oD his dog. which the same be has
for that purpose intoirely. II he kills the
dog he throws il away. but it the dog can
stand it. besorra he says it's good enough
for min, women and children.
Do ye take ii wild spoon or how ak
ed Mrs. O'Brien. snIiousiy.
No. said the youthful chemist gravely.
Ye take it wild q rqnirt,gnn.
This remark excited howl OF derision.
Even the bulldog growled
Y,z can laugh. said Micky 10 nettled
tone, but it's jist at thrue as the squin.
in your eye. Mike Welsh. and you're look
in both ways for Sunday. Faith. ifyE
won't believe me III not tell ye any more
about it atalI. stsIl
Little Mike lspsed INTO silence, but by
means Of soothing language and gestures
the company persuaded him to resume
his talk.
Well. he said, ye might know that the
docthorsssy that there's wurrums ia every
thing that's alive. and some things that
are not alive. Ifye were TO be tskin'
dbrop O. water. and lookin' at it wid 9
tilliscope, fwhst wa'd ye see but t'ousands
and tousands O. weeny wurrums swim
min around, attn each other like csnni
balls attn min. Well, wan day, wbin Dr.
Cu,ch was afther attn his sour csbbid6e |
sud drinkin his beer. be was sittin' before
The FIRE thinkin' fwhat q diguscious man
be Was altogether. and, says be to himself
says be, Begorrs, invite . cure for dis
sase, says be, snd there'l be 10 more sale
for Yankee patient medicIns, says he. And
wii that he invinled the limp. Saure no
Y 40 knows how he med the invintion, for
be was not like you. Jack Brady; whiu he
bal good thing he knew enough to kspe
! s'hil tongue 10 bis bead. aud bis mouth
,hu, like jail gate. But he didn't mind
.elliu' the other Dootch docthors that the
,sycret WAS pothin' bu. hungry vurrums
be invinted and put in bottle. But oil
the same he vas too foIy to be tsllin how
be med the wurfums
Well, wbin he bad four bottles fail h g
ried the new invitation on the dog, AID
.Le deg from bein' thin and wake. got so
Iat that you c'ud hear bis skhin stre,chin
On bis back like a eddie s,r,nr. DR. Cotch
Y a. that pleased wii hinIscli that he jump
cd mp 10 the sir aud cracked his heels to.
ysih.r isice.
How shout the squirt eub7 inquired
lack Brady.
I'm conin TO that il ,ou'il be si,y md
give me lime. replied Mickey.
Wten DR.. Coscb bal the iuyiution 10
ginied aud coikeh up in bottles. ~ii nitro
i,erraGe 10 feed On. Ia says To himself,
.ays be. B-gens. mnsht go down TO
sblscksmilh's shop and make
,auiri gun wij nadle 10 the ind aud .
, lie through the naile 80 n be goes
siioui 20 much ss ss!ioga word to Mrs,
Jtci. Add Sid bis own hsnjs be med
bs .asiit qua no bigger uor putty
,lev,r. MLi1 be bad u all done he ~eu,
o 10. Il. .olch bospiial sith the ,quifi gan
N wan hand aud bDliis o Hump ia the
,,b.r band. Aud tsys he 10 . pDpr diyil
be-, hsd the diseAse.
Lsy over on yer face, s.ys be
For f.h.ii .sys tue n.u
Iilli.s siil Sc tiLsnJ the limp ~
ssil .. the DOG ssss be.
Add all ,bst ihs poor s!isil roslrd osrf
70 Li. lace. aud the docihor stuck the
ssdls q iAe ,quia sua undsr bis shoulder
,isie snd sqaited L'm foil o The limp.
rbs n.sn sas atssrei. bI, DR.. CDieh ssys
o bim, Lie sisy. ys bIssesrd The snr
,ams I'm afihff paths intil ys vii ate
10 The disesse. sei lilo ys'ii he cured.
Mickey stopped 70 look sboui hin and
.ss shsi II ci bis reusiksbie sistssnsrt
made upon biz sualt5n. Toe ballics sn
gaping for bres'h 10 TIE tobsee' laden
'ir. !.