The Russellville Democrat., 1891-01-08
plTH AND POINT.


 Somehow we never notice what those people have on who come to us in our trouble. -Atchison Globe. Ut is the style now to part child's hair in the middle-not to train it in a long, straight bang, as formerly. --He-.sD Darling, just want one kiss. :" She indignantly )-'If that's all you want you shan't have 1t. "--N. Y. Her ald
 "A millxman who was told that q drink of pure milk was good for sore throat, innocently asked where he could get it.-Texas Siftings.
 A poet says that baby is "a new wave on the ocean of life.'' 1t strikes us that "a fresh squall'' would express the idea better.-Boston Gazette.
 When big man in little town moves to larger town he is putting himself in position to learn his first big lesson in humiliation. Atchison Globe
 --She--ssWill you believe me if say that am only twenty-nine years old?" He-"Why not? Young ladies are sell dom more than thirty years old. File gende Blatter.
 When a man goes upstairs iats at night and slxips every other stair Tn an endeavor to keep quiet he always seems to skip the steps that don't creak.- Elmira Gazette.
 That's good text you suggest, !" remarked Dr. Prolix to one of his par ishioners; ssI'll make minute of it." ssBet you'll make an hour of it." was the whispered reply.-Richmond Dis patch.
 Did His Part. = Mother-stAt the party last evening, Johnny, hope you did your part for the general amuse- ment.p Johnny-s.Yes, ma'am, I did my part. I listened patiently to the music. "-Yankee Blade.
 Style in Vehicles.-D -Dealer-''I am sure, madam, you could look the city through and not find handsomer car riage than this" Mrs. DAvnoo-''Oh, it's handsome enough, but 1t looks too comfortable to be stylish" - N. r. Weekly.
 Maria" said Scribbleton, as he awoke in the middle of the night, do you hear that mouse rattling the paper in the waste baslxet?' "Yes; is there any thing that you wrote in it?" "Yes.n "Well, I'm going to get up and rescue the mouse. Washington Post. MT. Higgins And the founder of your family came over with the Con queror? So did mine. They must have been friends" Miss Davenport-stYe es, of course it is possible that my ancestor may have known some of the people in the steerage, but it does not follow, you know."--Harper's Bazaar.
 Wise In His Generation.-
 "George loves me, loves me madly."
 The blushing heiress said;
 .oft and again he tells me.
 He worships where l treadp
 Her pa, replying grimly,
 This cruel arrow sped
 "When you walk upon my real estate,
 George worshlps where you treadi"
 IN. Y. Sun.
 -Wilson-'I despise a hypocrite." ]" Tomson-'.So doI'' Now, take Jack son for example; he's the biggest hypo- crite on earth. despise that man.. :" 'sBut you appear to be his best friend. :" 70, yes; try to appear friendly toward him. It pays better in the end. "- Brooklyn Life. In Stock.-Stranger tat great mu- sic-box and orchestrion emporium)-"1 anna dentist, and it has occurred to me that a music box or orchestrion would be pleasant addition to my parlors, to amuse my patients, you know, and" Dealer-.T see You want something to keep the waiting patients interested and sort O help-er--drown any noises in the operating room" Stranger ''That's the idea" Dealer-"Step right this way sir, to the steam calliope de- partment "-Good News