New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-10

for me- and then should begin to tell me the story.
i'd saw Hold on, you blamed fool. You don't want to
hire me: YOU want 10 hire typewriter This. Mr.
BEARD says was the extent Of instructions given by
Mr.. Clcmens-(Anaosian Magazine.
at is a long time since have been in Boston, re-
Gently wrote an outside barbarian-possbly a New
Yorkcr-to q resident Of that town: and wish You
wouId write ne what hotel Is quite tho most swollen for
lady who is alone" This Of swollen for Swcll,
wa, doubtless a bit Of fun but as cold matter "
fact there are some swcl' people of whom II might be
truthfully said that they are also sYolcn'
40. Hire ITO applicant fer cooks place)-- But how
am i to know that you have had experienced llave
Won any Recommendation - "a.
cook furoduring a paper)-EXpcrence Is It! LUX
at mat mum lis list Of the crockcry Five broke In
Tie last INSTRUMENTATION Transcript.
Not long ago story wus told Of Bridgeport, Conn.
hen that adopted several yoang kittens THE Cape
Ann Breeze tells similar story about a hen on the
old salem road. The five kittens she has adopted
have Just reached the opcn-eyc period and VIII follow
the hen around the yard ohe diligently scratching
meanwhile for the festive worm bug the case
may be- which she tender, them rs food As she would
her chicks. when the kittens begin TO cry the hen
will tuck them under her wings, where they rest PER
fectly c0ntented. Not being endowed by nature with
the means OF feeding her charge IT has been found
necessary to capture the hen and tie her mp while
the mother cat attends TO her duties In this lne NJ
other times she has full sway being valiant even 10
blows in the protection Of the children Of her adoption
81 gather said the Boston lady. " from The con:
vcr,atiOn IT my nephew. that remen are III the haof
OF usng rubber hose at their hb0rs''
mat. presume, j, that they won't ger their ,
feet wet and the Boston ldy returned 10 ier oos
dilicult problem Washington Post
Next Monday evening in Philadelphia The Mer
chant Of Venice" will be given by company u
colored player, under the management Of II. Henri
strange. Tho Prince Of Wacs', box in the Academy
Ta.pf-a md
party. for whose use a special car has been engaged
Your son has joined the 4l4th Regiment, hear
is lie likely TO make a good older, .,.,,. y,
Yes indeed. John J., nshter,not ara, aIra,u .S Ua
other night for reprimandng hm'-(llarpers Bazar'
woman saws a writer in Kate Fields washing
tom Is guilty Of many awkwardnesscs in public
She causes delays by her chronic inability TO find her
ticket or her fare but this is because she mas but one
chaotic pocket in which 10 keep all the things which
men have a dozen places for. -he VIII never beheVe
that information from timetable Is As accurate as
that furnished By prcoccupicd official. but that IS
because she +, used 10 aS-imiating such facts only
after they have filtered through the masculine Intellect
She wears d,acreeablc and forbiddng expression,
but it /, from motives Of rigid prOprety not from Dad
temper. All these sins are hers but. in the matter
OF deliberate carelessnes Of the rights OF the unknown
multitude about her, she is By no means the chief OF
Sinners
"Our DOG So si,sy.r called the boy, as he ran up
TO a girl standing at the gate in front OF mouse III
iHgb-,t. in and tell your mother that your
brother Johnny Is having dog night IN inc Oafh''
Yes
IS our dog inv
Winch is whipping
"I,9ody good Hurry around and tell johnny n sio
EN- and kick the other dog. and III stand IN ne
back yard and tell ma II me comes out thaI N' onV