The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-09-10
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revrls ts,e BY The slaa Of their family
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perfectly ss,isasd 30 loae as be be has lett
me
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yaa, Jaktf J.ke-0. yes Cora Gssn'
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bone rue.
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w.ll hot lfi i, be side saddle, because II
IL Tor ~ sister aud myself
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,sod 81 ess 10 modern locomotive -es
peoislly shen the engineer fails TO see The
Fear lights 90 the irsin ahead.
He t.enou.lyi - DO you think your
faith ~oald object TO my marrying your
Sue | dout know; II he's anything like
me e would.
The quickest gay 10 convince person
IL tho accuracy Of The D.rwiuisu theory IL
10 sbow bin SIMMER boy with bis hsir
clipped.
The Emperor OF Chins's insomnia does
not weld TO medical treatment, aud bis
physiciaus have ordered him TO read tie
English comic papers.
- Yes. sir. said the old gentleman to his
300, II you wsni 10 make money study for
the legal profession. Don't forget the old.
'ime motto, The laws aud the profits.
- Circumyentiug the Heather Well II
that isn't ,be mesnest trick | ever heard
Of. wbs,i They have seat 40 ossified
man as a missionary to the Csunibai is'
lsndsi
How we're things where you came
fromi said one business man to his friend,
Well, the general condition seemed TO La
long on Telescopes aud shert on bathing
su.is.
- Britou-li you are such . rampant
Americau should think you would re
main sbere Americans are most sppfe
oiaied. American i do Il in London ADD
Paris
--Aa actor makes real love to pretty
girl 10 private life. Dearest, | love yor
devo,edly impIore you TO listen TO me
LII goodness gracious. where's thu
promp'efS
-Citis nj hear you are running To-
OBJECT Candi1st, Yes. a month ago
placed p,yseli 10 the hands Of my friends
How arc you uowy | wond like to borrow
Is ceu,a to get dairy lunch.
Boiling Inspector (ersminiog lsrg
balloon structure OF ten stories from op
posi,o aide u stree,) 1t looks periectl!
safe ! don't think need TO go througl
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eur first
- William the Wan erer lat the kitcbfl
wiudoe, suifl az the delicious odor ~ N
cooking linner) -Besu,eous maid. | smel
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don't 20 .ssy irou here III put the boor
~ hil,h 90 yer
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mum. Wis, does your husband dot Al
.hute. mum. he's rsilrovd director
rsilroai directorl Ths ~ very importar
position. Are you qn.te sure it 10 thsi
Al faith 90 doesn't he stand all day ,
the rsllfosj directing people TO the Carl
1T happened once thst faithful Mo
lem married. but. when hs saw bis VII
she proved 10 be very upprepossessio,
Some asys sitter the marriage bis wife sai
10 him Ny dove. ~ you have many ~
s,ivss, | ~ish you would let me know b
fore whom may nuveil. Ny gszslle.
replied. II thou vii, only hide Thy 70,
FROM tae cate nci to whom thou shoss
a.,
a msn Who vas preparing series
recipes Tor cook book enessed the "
vices a celebrated chef ~ critic and .
WISER Of bis work. one day be submiils
TO the ehei recipe Tor lemon pie, vhis
.udei Nth The direction; Tben cit on u
stove aui stir .asianily. The chef tvirl'
L1 ,Lamb. aud aid; II strikes me thsl
rather asrlrt. direction, for II you eli |
.iose you're boubd 10 .iir constantly.
Las,er Nos. Mr.. Costello. vill u
have thr goodness 10 s6s.er ms. direct
God oairso,ie.ily, q lee pl.in question
wi,ae.. zee. air. Ls~rrr-b there
female At pr sen, living ~ilh you uho
luosa 10 tho nsislba'hood - M.. O.
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VOC ever been m.rri~d 10 bert wi,nsss