New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-03-04

Army, he always felt that he was traitor ana that
If he had been caught he deserved TO be hanged has
excited the wrath OF sundry Southern papers and they
are ndustrously engaged in calling the Colonel various
bad names The savannah News probably expresses
the southern Of II when it says II pity tho
Colonel wasn't caug't.
TO CONNECTICUT LAW-BREAKERS.
From Merwin,vllc TO Stirling
From the Sound TO COngamUck,
In tones Of praise your voices raise.
Ne criminals IN luck!
Come murdercrs. from Higganum
Come. horse thieves from BoZralt
From Ma,sapeag and Ilattettown,
NC burglars near ana faf
Conc bank. sncals. from New-Haven,
Come. thieves from PontOOsuc
From EkOnk M0osup Pcqnonock,
From liadlyme ana Nau0uc,
Ye forgers bold from Hartford,
&c bridgeport gamblers line,
Connecticut may look you up,
Make haste across the line!
Think not on acquisitions,
They not hOnOred here,
While Governor David still holds on
Ne have no cause Tor fear
Rejoice then Nutmeg outcasts,
NJ mnldclcrs uEhung
lie throws his mantle round You all,
our statesman nom Chcmung.
-(Abany Evening Journal.
Or Stern. Editor OF the frankfort Gazette has
been sentenced 10 prison for three months for publish
ing an account Of srandalouS proceedings In the ON
cers, casino in STUTTGART The Editor Of the Frank
fort .Volksstinme' has been imprisoned six weeks
for publishing the same stories AT second hand
The squlrc-Good morning. Miss Violet Bent on
Il" MI Violet Ithc rector's daughter. mOdestly-Oh.
uo / am lust taking few little pies oil my own
making round 10 the cOuaserS.-(AF1el.
The Chicago Tribune thinks We don't want Canada
for tn. following reasons: The population Of Canada
= Ia1t uA1tU -
taxotion every year. but more people. The Do
miplon debt to-day is quite S29O,O0O,00o and sir John
thinks nothing Of adding ten a dozen millions every
yeor His ordinary expenditures for federal purposes
reach 80 600 900 and his revenue about S3oOOoOoo
and thus the net debt per individual has gone meirlly
ON until every woman and child in the DOMINION
stands TO day accountable 10 the countys creditors Tor
over 500
Dob,on-I feel certain that jenkins is in financial
distress.
Noblit-Why'
Dob,on-Iio i, beginning to live worry extravaSanly
-CIhc Epoch
Tile advertisement OF an entertainment by the Kings
Daughters announces "plum.puddng nj o'clock
At first thought most pleasant visions are conln'cd
up by the subtle suggestions which the approach "t
o O'Clock will herald, but only a moments reelection
is required TO throw doubt upon the wisdom of the
course which the Kings Daughters pursuing
Plum pudding at q o'clOck.r Does that mean sweet
sleep and pleasant dreams Does ii mean that calm
and rcsfnl rcpoSc which fits we'll for the duties
Of the following day Plum Pudding at such an hour
seems 10 mean. rather, night of troubled sleep OF
unhealthy dreaming aud a waking that Is not bl
unalloyed Are the Kings Daughters wise and
prudent in their day and generation IN thus triing
with the digestion OF themselves and their friends
Are they not in duty bound 10 set better example
and to inculcatc nobler principle Pum-puddng
has its place in the economy of the UNIVERSAL noble
place. indeed-but does il not appear wofuly out Of
place at the wtching hour of p H. at an entertain
ment OF the Kings Daughters
New Cooli-Do ye put peraticS on to boil in cold
Old Cook GRAINED by her mstress)Phwch liver way
Is tn most tlr0ube do be tn rOght way-tNcw- York
Weekly.
"The people who buy bric-a-brac,' says dealer,
and constantly ask for new designs. have very little
idea of the trouble Of producing them. The china
factories have been at work so long that every con
cevabe design for the vase, cup, jar other china
article has been employed over and over again scoes
Of times and the best designer can do is to select
something which has probably not been used in the last
few years and adapt II to suit his employers. the
whole animal kingdom has been ransaekd to furnish
shapes for brio abrac and the whole vegetable king
dom to furnish material tor lis decoration In ts le,
twenty years vases have been made In the shape of
elephants camels. hippopotami. rhinOceroses. lions
and other land animals; Of whales and every other
kind # fish, to say nothing Of the familiar forms
Of domestic animals and well hnown birds When the
available list became exhausted recourse was had to
the Imagination and nightmare ever conceived mon
,ters Of form so frighfu some Of the shapes en-
ployed for china goods"
Ilcks-I hear good deal of gossip about Swl'slc-
bury They accuse him of everything that's bad:
Wicls-I know, but public Investigation has been
ordered a"t s,isslebury naturally feels very happy
,ser It. There was danger of an explosion, but al
course the Investigation VIII cover everything up
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