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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
How to Make Money.

/ read what Mr.. Jones said about max
ing Sol per month. | can beat thar. | sent 81
to /. X. Delno 4 Co., of COlUmtu us, o.. and
received fine plating machine. II plates on
all kinds of metal with gold, silver or nickel
| made So the first day plating table ware and
iewelry SO the first week. My school mate
makes S. to So per day selling pIaters. Any
one can get circulars by writing the above
firm \ READER.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
ln-DIge stlon,

Napoleon Jackson-Is de ole WON.
an very sick, Bass!
Bass Jones-Yis; terrible nawin'
pain in de stumjsck!
Napoleon WHATS de causation!
Bass Jones-she iist swallud her
false teeth,--Jury.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Ohio's democracy, 1t is said, is Sc
cretly trying to sell out Campbell for
the legislature. The republicans,
though. are not entering into any
deals this year. They are confident
OF carrying both the legislature and
the state ticket.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Wanted It Applied.

"Pa," said little Johnny Cutely. ~ heard
you talking with Mr.. Brown Just now, and you
said you-you did mt believe In future punish
ment"
"Wcll, Johnny" said tho old man, " the
subject is strange ono for you to speak about,
but really / DON'T
Then, suppose suppose that lets me
out o the licken' you promised Inc after sup
Nar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Comm ndable.

All claims not consistent with the high char.
actcr OF Syrup OF Figs are purposely ayoide !
by the Cal. Fig Syrup Company 1t acts gen.
tly on the kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing
the system effectually, but it is not cure all
and makes no professions that every bottle
will Tot substantiate
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
He Had Passed His Examination,

Mr.. Nervous-I want a little some
thing soothing to make me sleep; sort
OF soporifc, as it were"
New Clerk-Ah, yes! Try a couple
OF cakes q squeer's soap, said to be
the finest thing in the market, s,--
Pharmaceutical Era
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
A Spoiled Romance.

| took her hand.
She did not blush or hang her head,
But looked right up TO me instead;
Twas in little euchre game;
She didn't understand the name
OF any card, and went a>trdy,
And Just to show her how to play
! took her hand.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
A Romance.
Two hearts that beat as one
A heavy steps 'clre-
And when her pa ar ived
One heart alone was there.
A Rom anCA.
The Only One Ever Printed--Can
You Find the Word?

There Is 3nch di pa advertisement in
this paper This week which has no two words
alike, except one wo d. III same is true Of
each Ecw one appearing each week. from the
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house places
Crescent on everything they make and pub
lish. Look for il. ScEd them the name Of
the word, and they will return Nou Book,
BEACTIFCL LITHOGRApHs or SAMPLES FREE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

"Pa," said young Mittimds, coming In from
school "the teacher says I've got 10 commit
Thirty llncs Of poetry to memory by tomorrow
morning | can never 60 it,"
'Pshaw, :" said the justice, chats easy;
committed poet for ten days in FIVE minutes
this afternoon
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

At Sioux City is crander this year than ever.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul R'y will
sell excursion tickets at one fare for the round
trip during the time the Pala.e is open. Oct.
LIST TO Eth. For further particulars apply to
any ticket agent OF the Oh cago, Milwaukee 4
st. Paul R'y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Ean1ilN TraitS.

Teacher-Johnny Cusmo. il your father can
do a piece Of work in seven days, AMI your
Uncle George can do It in nine days how long
would it take both OF them:
Johnny-Thcy'd never get it done. They'd
sit around and swap fish stories.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

On account of the Corn Palace to be held at
Sioux City, from oct. LIST to 18th, the Chicago
IL North Western Ry Co., will. on frequent
dates, sell excursion tickets TIC sioux City and
return at the very low rate of one fare for the
round trip For full information as 10 dates
Of sale. etc, apply TO agents Z. d Y. w. R'y
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

September Is and go the Chicago e Eastern
Illinois Railroad Company will sell Harvest
Excursion tickets TO all points south at one
fare for the round trip. Tickets good thirty
days from date of sale.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

lin Welsh, the leading sporting man
II Honolulu, and proprietor of the
commercial hotel at that p ace, & We
John j.. sullivan and his party a first
class reception when they cached
Honolulu.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Chas. A. Huston, the Waubeek
farmer statesman, was in town yester-
day. He says there were enough
stay-at-h home republican farmer. in
the third supervisors district on el &c.
ton day two years ago to have
changed the result in Linn county and
given the republicans a majority in
the last legislature. When asked what
he thought Of the probabilities this
year, he SAID he thought the farmers
would be at the polls neat election
day.---Cedar Rapids Republican.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Looking Forward.

Lady OF the House: "Do you think
my daughter will be musician"
Professor: "Igsn't say. She may.
She dell me she gomo Of lohg-lived
family"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Prime, the crop man of Dwight, H..
says that 25 to.50 per cent OF Iowa
corn will be sale by the 18th to the
goth OF September. Two weeks Of
good weather And corn will be
crowned king Of Iowa--Davenport
Democrat.
Will Governor Boies, who says that
there Is no money in corn, be invited
TO the coronation ceremonies?-Bur-
lington Hawkeye.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Mr.. J. q. Reuter-, prominent merchant, PEG
ria, Ill, writes, The trial box Iuinn's Ont
meDt has cured Curb ten weeks stand ng.
Sen | one bottle of your valuable PREPARATION
Splints, Spsvins, Windpuiis, Bunches, won
dcrful results. Trial box % cents, silver or
stamps Regular size Sl.j0 delivered. Ad-
dress w. B. Eddy q Co, Whitehall, n. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

When election day comes around,
Iowa will have had democratic gov
ernor for nearly two years and will
then emphatically declare that she
does not care TO proong the expert
ment
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
The Modern Drama,

Theatcr Manager--In my new play am 20
ing to have tank Of real water, real fire EN-
CINE aud real parrol wagon. Can you sug-
gest anything clsr!
Tomdix-Yes; you might try real actor or
or Two
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

The reduction made by the Welsh
tin-plate manufacturers OF eighty cents
per box in order TO Offset the advance
in duty SHOWS that the tariff is not a
tax, as free traders for revenue only
assert.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

The Republican party has given the
people good wages, good markets and
good money, and will guard them in
the enjoyment OF these valuable pos
sessions
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

When Baby was sick. we gave her Csstoris,
When she was Child, she cried for Csstoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castorla,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Puffed in an Undertone.

Conductor TO passenger with Ii .hted cigar
No smoking allowed on thi car, sir!
Polite Passenger (checrfullvt--Af right. |
won't smoke aloud: I'll puff away in an under
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

"Give me dollar for seventy. five
cents worth OF silver" says the mine
owner; and this demand is the back
bone OF the free coinage movement.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Farmer vs., ATTORNEY

II il wasn't for the malice visible in
every line democracy prints in refer
ence to Mr.. Wheeler, its attacks would
seem only ludicrous. As it is, their
whole stock IN trade is telephone
farmer $50. 600 mortgage and
that diamond pin" But what howl
that same democratic press would
raise if Mr.. Wheeler was corpora
ton lawyer. Why, just common
every day lawyer isn't wanted as a
member OF the Farmers Alliance, and
is barred admission into the ranks OF
the Knights OF Labor, the most power
full labor organization in the world.
How the democratic press would ring
the changes on republican proposition
to install lawyer to look after the IN.
terests OF this great agricultural state.
And then, suppose that lawyer was,
and had been, the chief attorney in
the state for one OF the most powerful
railway corporations in the world, a
class of corporations in whose grasp
the farmers of Iowa had been help
lessly struggling for a quarter OF n
century.
Wouldn't democracy that poses SO
constantly as the enemy Of corpora
tons and as the friend OF labor, raise
hue and cry at the spectacle OF try
ing to enthrone railway corporations,
and name pet railroad attorney to
do It?
Does any one wonder that Mr.. Boies,
who has belonged to the non produc.
ing class, wno during his long resi-
dence in Iowa has never lifted voice
or hand TO aid The farmer, what the
leach Tor leech) is to its victim; who
has been the political manager and
legal mouthpiece Tor corpor alton;
whose wealth-every dollar OF it--has
been produced by the sweat OF some
other mans face; Is it any wonder
that such person would misrepre-
sent the farmers OF Iowa?
is it any wonder that such person
would become the attorney OF the
manufacturer, the silver king, the
whisky ring; and would pardon Il
horde OF un3onsciOnable scOundres
and turn the state Oyerlo be looted
by saloon toughs, who will rob the
cradle and the grave and desolate the
state in the interest OF The rumhoeo
And yet demo crazy will continue to
laud Mr.. Boies and SANDER the
farmer. Like the cuttle-ish democ-
racy elects Il large amount OF ink
simply to hide its own hideousness.
lama Herald.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
A Lawyers Motto.

A little whisky now and then
Is relished by the best Of men.
Ii smootht the wrinklos out Of care
And makes ace high look like two pair.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

An oddity in silver match boxes is the stump
of an extra large cigar.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Gov. Bcies' platform aad all his
speeches, simmered down, simply
mean free whiskey and free trade.
We had abundance in both the 40s
and sos. Result, low prices OF beef,
pork and grain, dear store goods OF all
kinds; and rs for money, it was stump
tail, red doc and wildcat. Democracy
was then in its glory. --.Anamosa
Eureka.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
The Corn Palace

A recent within is to adorn the hair with
five or six small hair pins, each with a fancy
Il t6nIa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

FITS-Epiepsy permanently cured ny new system
Of treatment. TWO TRIAL BOTTLES FREE Send for
Treatise Epileptc Remedy CO., Is Broad St. New York
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

A quaint fancy is bracelet formed entirely
Of gold nails, hcnt and intertwiDel much
after the stye of links.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Steady employment on salary, Is offered In
another column, by Y. e. Pierson & Co., Wa
ter!oo, n. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Three enamel panses set side by side, each
with iewelled center, form an interesting
addition 10 brooches.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

The Democratic papers OF the state
have much to say about Mr.. Whee ler's
silence" Before the campaign IL
over they will be wishing that Mr..
Boies, their candidate, would not have
'alked so much.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

, reduced copy of dollar bill in enamel
and gold Is a scarf pin with host OF friends
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

A silver match tox of quaint description
looks to all appearances like the new tangled
dime bank
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

"Han-ou's Magic Corn snIve.o
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ash
pour druggist for Il. Price 10 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
One Fare For Round Trip to All
Points South.

A silver dumbbell is an infants rattle for
which there is no END to the demand.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

A lady writes: my dog 10 healthy, thanks
to Spratts Patent Dog Cakes"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

II would be difficult to find brooch of
more pleasing character than a wishbone
locking with It's two horns heart of enamel
da
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
The Sioux City Corn Palace.

A green enamel leaf brooch has small gold
bug crawling acros, il.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

A spiral column, rising from square base,
IS made TO receive small clock In It's upper
end.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

A silver belt buckle frequently seen is a
wishbone holding together two oblong frames.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
A Peoria Pointer.

A pretty little novelty is the boa Of fringed-
Amt eli
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
A Test of Eccentricity.

Lady TO applicant) much do you
want month!
Applicant-Do you use Pearline.
I.ady-No, | never u:e il.
Applcant--Never use it, Well, I'd rather
not engage myself 10 you: don't like 10 have
anything to do with eccentric peopie.-kings'
Jester.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

ALBERT BURCH, West Toledo O., says
Halls Cst fln Cure say saved my ifei" Write
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24

Majors Cement Repairs Broken Article,
l5e and 25c. Major leather and Rubbo Csment l5c
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-09-24
Home Again.

The summer girl is home again,
IT. precious little dear,
So let us hear the last of her
Until another wear.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15
Perry--craighiIl.

The marriage of Mr.. Edward TaY-
loe Perry and Miss Nellie Craighill
was solemized at o. clock Wednesday
evening in Zion Episcopal Church, the
rector, Rev. Dallas Thicker, perform
ing the ceremony. The bride, a
handsome brunette, is the youngest
daughter of Col. William P. Craig
hill, of the United States engineer
corps, and resides in this place. The
groom is a son of the late Commodore
Roger Perry and resides in Chicago.
The bride wore gown of crepe de
chine, trimmed with chiffon, with long
square train, and carried prayer
book. The church was crowded
with a large gathering TO witness the
ceremony, many of the ladies and
gentlemen wearing full dress. AT
the hour appointed the bridal party
entered the church to the strains of
the wedding march from "Lohen-
grim" rendered on the organ by
Rev. j. C. Jones, of Baltimore, the
ushers, Messrs. j. A. EYster and Lee
Shirley, of this county, Albert John
son, of Cumberland, Nd, Charles A.
| COuGSs VI D1IlnOOOI
followed by the bridesmaids, Misses
Mary G. Perry, sister of the groom,
of Cumberland, Katie NJ. Green, Vir-
GINA Lucas, Mamie Richardson,
Mary Latimer and Sallie Craighill, of
Charles Town, dressed in white
gowns, and each carrying a bouquet
of roses. Then came the bride,
leaning on the arm of her father, who
were met at the chancel by the groom
and his brother, Mr.. Thornton I.
Perry, of Chicago, who acted as best
man. During the ceremony the bride
was given away by her father. The
church was tastefulIy decorated with
ported plants, ferns and evergreens,
trimmed with white roses, and, with
the gas jets and candles burning,
made a beautiful effect. Mendels-
sohn's March was rendered while the
bridal party left the church. a re-
ception was given the bride and
groom at the residence of Col. VIM.
P. Craighill, where assembled nu-
merous invited guests from this
place, Virginia and Maryland. The
wedding presents were large collec-
ton of handsome and costly articles.
The newly-wedded couple departed
at 8 o'clock on the Norfolk and Yves
tern road for tour to New York and
other cities.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15
Harris---GeasIin.

Mr.. Charles f. Harris, of Jeffer-
son county, w. Va, and Miss Martha
F. Geaslin, of Maryland, were mar
ried in Zion (Episcopal) Church last
Thursday afternoon, at 4 O'Clock,
Rev. Dallas Tucker officiating. 1t
was quiet, pretty wedding, and
quite a large company attested their
interest on the occasion by being
present. The bridal couple were pre-
ceded up the aisle by the nshers,
Messrs. Logan Shut, Benz. F. Yates,
Frank Davis and Turner Yates, and
after the solemn service received nu-
merous congratulations from friends
in the vestibule of the church. We
understand Mr.. and Mrs. Harris took
the $50 p. NJ. train for trip North.
Our best wishes go with them for a
long life of happiness.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15
The Western Settlers Chosen
Specific.

With every advance of emigration into the
faT West a new demand is created for Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. Newly peopled regions
are frequently less salubrious than older set
tied localities. on account of the miasma which
rises from recently cleared land, particularly
along the banks of rivers that are subject To
freshets. he agricultural or mining emigran NJ
soon learns, when he does not already know,
that the Bitters afford the only sure protection
against malaria, and those disorders of the
stomach, liver and bowels, to which climatic
changes, exposure and unaccustomed or uu-
healthy water or diet subject him. Conse-
quently, he places an estimate upon this great
household specific and preventive commensu-
rate with iissintriusic merits, and is careful to
health so implicitly to be relied upon in time
of need.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15
circuit court.


Emanuel Spnngler's Admir-. vs..
Shenandoah Pulp Co. Verdict for
plaintiff, and damages assessed at
S746. 16. Motion for new trial, and
argument thereon deferred until next
term.
State vs.. Jas. A. Thomas. Motion
for new trial overruled. and fine of
$50 and the States costs imposed
Judgment suspended to allow an
appeal.
Charles c. Lucas, Charles E. Jones
and Isaac ii. Strider were appointed
trustees of St. Bartholomew p. E.
Church at Lectown.
John II. HaysIett VS.. Lille E. Sc
christ, ct. al. Case compromised af-
ter trial had progressed for several
days, by the plaintiffs conceding
5000 and agreeing to pay costs.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15

Senator Faulkner has introduced
bills for the relief of the trustees of
the ME. Church at Harper's Ferry,
trustees of NJ. P. Church of Middle
way, for the RELIEF of William NJ.
Morrison, Adam Kidwiler, Edward
Tearney, administrator of VIM. Nc.
Sherry, deceased; a bill providing
for the payment of the amounts due
the employees and tie contractors
who furnished castings to the United
States arsenal at Harper's Ferry,
from January 1 to 10, 1861, inclu-
sive; bill to authorize the Secretary
of War to cause to be Investigated
and to provide for the payment of all
claims for the use and occupation OF
church, college and school buildings
for government purposes by the Uni
ted States military authorities during
the late war, and the value of such
buildings destroyed during such oc-
cupation by the United States and all
claims for repairs to any such build
ings and the furniture of the same,
rendered necessary by such occupa-
tion by the Omitted States army.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15

At the N. Y. RACKET STORE is the place to
buy your Xmas Gifts. a full line of SIC Cloth
bound Books which are selling very fast at our
price, Become quick If you want any of
them. full line of sc wheel toys. our price
and &c; Toy Watches to 15c; our l5c watch
will run when wound. Magic Air Rifle shoots
$50 times at one loading, shoots B shot 81. rs;
another new lot of Oil Paintings, 22x36 ms.
with heavy Gilt Frame, for 800. they are
worth $500, the frame alone is worth IS. 90 /;
they will make excellent Xmas Presents, aud
as cheap as others IRE selling cromos in COM
mon frames. Dolls Sc to 5l.00, worth double;
Gents Scarfs Is, 20 aud SOC. worth 25 to Soc
Another lot of Fancy Baskets. 5 to SOC, worth
10 to SOC; Photo Albums, Scrap Books. &c, at
half price; Cuff and Collar Boxes be pair,
worth 25c, II job ; a lot of Tripple-plated Sill
yer Ware-Cake Baskets, Butter Dishes, Pickle
Dishes. Casters, Napkin Rings, &c, at less
than half what Jewellers sell them take u look
at them. Ladies' Hats. all shapes and styles.
at 60 on the dollar, all the finest Trimmings
Be sure to see our Hats before You buy your
Xmas hat, VIC will save you mauey.
JACOB w. COFFMLS
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-12-15
Fry--GiIbert.

DIR. j. D. Fry, of Niiddleway in
this county, and Miss Sadie NJ. Gil
bert, were married last Wednesday
in the Episcopal church at Middle
way, the Rev. Mr.. Willis performing
the ceremony. The church was beau-
tifully decorated with flowers, and a
large number of friends of the par
ties witnessed the marriage. A re-
ception was given at the residence of
the prnnm's father.