Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-01

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k41 T ~ now grin on Ctoo
M ycrrs. a. very well ~
M memhcr. since ! cru~s.'l
H the Planes for Kaliforny,
the Rriic land ~ Joli-
kM While crrssin the Piane'
an rn b0l fell In with
- " srm noble r,si men % ths
.o.,a. 80. d This l. rote sarrasticul,
lnjins l. PiEin, whar ever found.l which
they Sed was their Brother. & wantcl
for % snoke the C.llonrl % Peace with
rne. Thay then stole my jcrki bcef,
blankits. ctssttcry. skalpt my Orin
sr.adcr & scooted with Will Hoop,
Durin the cheats techin sT-.ch he III
he shood meet mo In tho Happy Huntin
Grounds. II h. duE thar viii IL a fie.
hut enuff u ihisere. Issn,H Nooss Nat
tons. ~ our skoolmaster. who has got
TaSnt into him. cussycally obsarye
IArroye at Salt Lake In doo time. AZ
C,mp Scott therc was q lot ot u. :.
-ogcrS. hOSsicnsibly cent out tharc "a
smash the monnons but r'ally 30 eat
Salt yit,los & play poker & other beanti.
ful but sumwhat onsartin game; got
acquainted with sum % the officers
Thay lcokt pretty scrumpshus In thtr
Bloo coats with brass buiting- onto uin
and ware very talented drinkers. but ~
fur as fitin u oOnsarnci III willingly tut
my wax fggvrs agin the hull party.
Ny dosir. was 20 exhibit my CRATE
show In Sal; Lake City. - ! callci on
brigham Yung. the CRATE mogull among
the mormins. and aKcl his pcunishun
to pitch my tent aud onfurl my banner
to IN. jcntlo br,exiA lie lookt at me In
a aus,ccr manner for few minits, and
sd
DO you ble.ys Ia solomon. Sain,
Paul, the immaculAteness % the Nor
min Church and the Laiier-day leyela.
.hnnsy
s.rl 1. I'm on IL Imake Il pint "a
gii along plcsunt, tho didn't know
what under the son the old TELLER wa.
driyin At. lie ~ mite show.
"You air a marrid man. Mister Yung.
I bl~vey' ~ !. prcparn TO rite him sum
FREE parsis
"Ihay eighty wives. Mister wanl
seriinly am marrid."
How DO you like IL - FAR a. you hey
gut s~i !.
lie ~ "midllin." AMI aIcd me
wouldn't I like To sce his famerly. ~
which I rcplids that wouldn't mind
minglin with the fair Seek * Barskin In
tho winnln smiles of his interesting
wiyeS. lie accordingly tux me % his
scarrum. The house ~ powerful blk &
In a excociin large room his wives q
Children. which larst was sluawhn and
hollerin enuh a. take the roof rite OFF
the house. sum was pretty & sum wa
Plane-sum was helthy AMI sum was on
the wayne-which 1. verses. tho sieh
was not my intentions, as ! don't prove
Of putin yers- Ia Proze rittins. tho II
occ.sshun requires | can Jerk POiin
esal 10 any % them Atlantic Munthly
fellcrs.
my wives. Mister Ward" sed Yung.
Your saryant, marins, sed l. NJ ! III
down In cheer which . rcd.heled fc-
male brawt me.
"Desides thcss wives you sce here,
Mister Ward sssi Yung. II hay eighty
more In vars parts of this consocraied
land which air Sealed 10 me-"
which sez I. gittin M.
Sealed. sirl sealed"
WHARF bowtsT sex ].
Il sed. Sir. tina, they was sealedi- lie
spoke In traggcrly voice.
"will they probly oon,inner on In that
stile TO any crate extent, SIR ! axel
sir sel be. turnin ~ rel a. biled
beet. don't you know that the rules OF
our Church l. that l. the Profit. may he,
A. meny wives ~ ! wAntsy
"Jes So ! sed. "You are old PIE,
Amt your
Them as IL Sealed 10 ine-that Is to
say, TO be mine when ] wants um-aii
at present my sperre,ooul wives" sei
Mister Yung.
Long may thay wavsr' sez ]. secin
should git into scraps ef didn't look
out
I'm a priyit conycrSAshun with Brig
ham learnt the follerin fax; II take'
him six weeks to hss his wives. liz
don't do II only onct . yrre 4 rez 10 u
wuss nor clcanin house. He don't pre-
tend 10 know his children. there Is sc
many of um. tho they al know him. liz
sz about every child hs meats calls him
Par. a. he takes u for grantid 10 u 50
His wives air very expensiv. They ailsr.
want suthin & Il he don't buy II for um
thay at the house In . uproar. lie 80
he don't have o minit's peace. His
wives fte ainung theirselvcs - much
that he has built ftin room for thar
ss-hul benefit, ~ when too of 'em ge'
into row he has EN- turned loose int
that place. WHARF the dispoot is settled
scooriin TO the rules Of ths London priss
ring.
sumtimcs thay aboos hisself indiyid
ooally. Thay hev pulled the most OF hi
hair out at the roots x he wares meny
horrible scar upon his body. inflicted
with mop-hAndlss. broom-sticks. and
sch. occashnnly they git mad q scald
him with bilin hot water. When he go
suy wass cranky thay'd shut him up II
DARK clc<it. prcvtsly whippin him artel
tho stiie Of muthers when thAre Oh
springs git onruly. Sumtines when b
vent In swimmin thay'd 20 TO the bank
u the Lake and steal AL his close, there
BY compellin him TO sneek home by
ircootius rowt. drcst In the SkAnderiu
Itile Of the Gcek Slaiv. lind that tn
kecn Of . mArrid life way hevy ont.
me- sed the Profit. "& sumtimns ] wial
I'd renamed singel." ! left the Prom
and startid for the tavern WHARF pa
up TO. On my way ! ,was overtuk by
iurEs krowd Of Normons, which the.
surrvundid ms and Hatid that they ~
goin into the Show free.
"wall.- srz !. '1f I and . individoos
who n goin round lettin folks into hi
show free, I'll let you know"
"weve hsd Q Rsvelashun hddin ~ 6
into A. Wards ShSw without paytn nott
lnr' thay showtiA
"Ysa," holl9sd slot of female Mo-
'npsUsA esasn - b ~ essI to1si