St. Landry democrat., 1891-09-19
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Because you feel good is no reason you
are.-Pitts5ury Post.
You can buy fine 5 KIT. diamond for
$500, if you have the $500.
Every married man is hero to some
! bachelor. -Butalo E1press.
The laborer is worthy of his hire,
the student of his lore, --Binghamtox
Leuder.
The undertaken is a gambler who
usually wins the die. -Bing5amton Re
! pub7lcan.
The man who is master of himself
always has ''lelp' that he can depend
upon.-Puch.
1t is when straws are made up into
hats that they snow which way the wind
b!oVs.-Lye.
The deed of an incendiary is correctly
referred to as "burning shame. '-At-
lanta Journal.
The deas mute should express himself
III musical language; he uses hand or.
gan of speech.-Puck.
Always hope for the best. You will
never get it, SO there will be no excuse
for abandoning hope.-Puc{.
Though ''naIe hay while the sun shines"
Is proverb neglected,
make love while the moon shines
Is forever respected.
-Washi'tJton Post.
Girls should bear in mind that haul
ing young men over the Goals does not
tend to make them pop.-Dctrolt Free
Press.
Handsome is as handsome does. A
tive-cent fan will give as good a breeze
as one all gold and feathors.-Bostom
Transcript
When man wears an air of resigna-
ton, he may be suspected Of being
bank officer about to visit Canada
Teas ,Sytinqs.
Capital and labor could get on we'll
enough together if there were not so
many men trying to get capital without
labor.-Tevas Sitti,ags
He loved her, but her scornful laugh
Emhitters now bis lot;
He tried to take her photograph
And showed her what be got
-WGshington Post.
When we come to reflect how hard it
is to keep down the natural instincts,
isn't it lucky thing there are no Indian
hair cutters or BARRIERS? Philadelphia
Times.
at is very strange said the amateur
gardener; ~ planted radisies there, and
nothing but lot of green stalks have
come up, with not a radish or sign Of q
blossom on 'em. '-Puci.
Gentlemen-"But I'm afraid he
make good watch dog"
Man with Pup-"Why, bless yer art,
it was only las week that this ere very
animal held burglar down by the
throat and beat his brains out with his
tail. "-BroolJyn Life.
you couldn't guess my age, now,
could you'' said Miss Passiegh to Billy
BIiven. "No," was the reply, ~ am
sure could not" 81 have seen just
twenty-five years" 81 say, Billy" NUT
cred Dick Sniggens, at his elbow, task
ler how many years she was blind. p
Washington Post.
II say" said Gus De Jay, as he laid
he paper across his knees, 'this article
avs that a flood of intelligence is going
0 sweep the country" ''Well, deah
10Y, don't let it worry you," replied
Willie Washington. "You're not likely
0 be any iood-sulferer, you know. y
Washington Post
GLOW did your revival over at Apache
iulch pan out?' "Well,' answered the
arizona evangelist, cit wasn't exactly
uccess. At the third meeting hap :
ened to say that I believed Apache +
1ulch was the wickedest place of its size
n earth. After that my words fell flat.
ated as first class in anything, and they
idnt care to lose the distinction. '-M-
annapolis Journal. 8
A little girl who is just learning to a
Fad short words, takes great interest in b
le big letters she sees in newspapers. |
he other evening, after she had kept a
er mamma busy reading the ADVERTISE u
tents in the newspapers to her, she knelt !
own to say her prayers. "Lord" she !;
sped, ''make me pure!' Then she hest -
ted and went on, with fervor, mo-
cnt latter, ''NIake me absolutely pure, "
Ike baking powder "- CAristtan Rsyis- D