The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-30

Miss Precious idea Wipes, of RusE
River, is a guest at the Hemorrhage
House. She is powerful brunette, and
is just budding into manheod. The
head waiter gave her a mustache CUP
for her coffee last week, and that after.
noon there was shower of flesh cover.
ing all of Hickory township, it is said.
She is the acknowledged belle of that
hotel, not having yet been outclassed.
At eventide she fills the cleaning full OF
sad, sweet song, which she sings in a
rich baritone voice, conveying the or.
roneous impression to outsiders that at
last there is man boarding there.
Miss Exemia Dryfoogle, of Lenox, is
spending the season here at the Benny.
clapper House. She brought a tally-hc
with her, which got stalled and was
abandoned on the Asheville and Bit
more boulevard last week. A dredgel
s-to be put to work on it in a few days
She says that If the rain continues q
week or two more everything will be
floating, possibly including the Asheville
street improvement bonds. Miss Dry
foogle is quite Splinter and athlete.
Mr.. Herbert DangeYheld. Of Grand
street, who was here this summer eight
dollars worth, says that her arm is as
hard and unyielding as the back of a
dictionary. Yet she has an air of good
breeding about her, and travels with
her own soap wherever she goes.
Miss Maize Vermuth, of Avenue Al,
New York city. is also here stopping at
the Mean Temperature House. She is
blond, with soft and slightly infamed
eyes. Her father is very wealthy, she
says, and policeman also. She is
great reader, she says, and takes The
Century every month while here. She
gets it oftener while in New York. She
is a graceful dancer, and loves to b
swung twice around in the square dances
by pure man.
Miss Lulu Smathers, Of Clan-na-gael,
nls.. is here temporarily for the climate.
She came here with hay fever and
shawlstrap for the summer. She has
been taken for Ella Wheeler Wilcox, but
was released soon afterward on her own
recognizance. Miss Smathers is the au-
thor of "How to Keep Our Grandparents
at Home of Evenings" and other works.
She paints also. She has done in oils a
view of Pisgah and the Rat looking to-
ward the postofice. 1t is a great work.
Quite number of people who saw it
readily pointed out which was the Rat
and which was the Pisgah, thus showing
that she is master Of her art. Monroe
Stivers, who came along while she was
working, told her that he knew what
would take that all off and leave her
canvass as clean as a whistle. She then
sat her reversible spitz dog on him, an
be is now seen occasionally in the woods,
running swiftly here and there, froth-
ing at the mouth and biting the cows.
Hydrophobia has also shown itself IN
Asheville lately, and eighteen valua
dogs belonging to one man have
their lives. Miss Smathers is peti
girl with bright, piercing elbows an
rosebud mouth. Her father is vint,
and makes the celebrated Peoria Plum
Duff cooking whisky for man and beast.
She is a good horsewoman and takes
care of her fathers team entirely when
at home. She is a graceful rider, and
her only fault in getting the rise in the
saddle is. according to our best rules,
that when she hits the saddle she does
not grunt at the same time the horse
does
Miss Birdie Nudge, Of Vareoloid, O.,
gave Scotch plaid tea and marshmal-
low roast day before yesterday, and in
vited the president of the United States.
1t is thought that he did not get the let
ter. Dancing was had in the evening,
which was only marred by a cutting
scrape. participated in by the first violin
and the mouth organ man, both colored.
Miss Nudge was greatly panied over the
outcome, but not so much so as the
mouth organist, who accidentally ex-
posed some of his plans and specifca-
tons connected with his digestive
So that it took the entire E
string to sew him up with Birdie was
greatly annoyed by the occurrence, and
said she was so glad, as it turned out,
that the president did not come.