St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-16
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

AT recent banquet in New York some one
stole Chauncey NJ. Depews hat For a time.
at least the eminent oratorical philosopher
of the Vanderbilt railway system was unable
to talk through it.
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For newspapers that are really not in it, a
majority of the Republican press have alto
gether too much to say about the Democratic
speakership. But, like the verbal vapidity
OF Dir. Toots. Its Of no consequence.
The sweet girl graduate appears to have
resigned in favor of the sweet girl hazer.
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The result of the trial in Chicago of seven
teen anarchists resulted in one being fined
$50 for carrying concealed weapons, one SO
for disrespectful language to a prominent
and distinguished copper. and one s. for
plain and unalloyed drunk. This calls to
mind the man who went out hunting for
bear and returned home with jacksnipe.
The Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle says: 'Mr.
Hayes gave the nation quiet and clean ad-
ministration, and without the arts of the pol
lilclan surrendered his trust back to the peo-
pie and declined to become q candidate for
reelection" Yes, his administration was
Quiet. 1t was also clean and temperate But
over it all hung the black shadow of fraud
fraud perpetuated by ring of trucking
politicians, and of which Mr. Hayes shared
the dishOnor and pecuniary emoIuments.
But had he resisted the temptation, refused
to accepta tainted title to the presidency, he
would have stood to-day before the nation
the grandest prtriOt since the days of Wash
. ington. But the mortal composition of the
Fremont chicken fancier is not the stuff of
which heroes are made.
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The New York World calls attention to O
popular municipal movement in that city
which it calls "a union of moral forces to
make New York a better place to live in" 1t
has long been suspected that what New York
really needed to perfect its union was buck
skin string and paper of taeks.
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compliment exchange printed down in
Georgia says: There is no reason why all
good Democrats shouldn't eat roast turkey
and cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving day.
Why SO selfish? A good plump turkey
apiece should be provided for Mr. Fassett, of
New York, Mr.. Allen. of Massachusetts, and
Mr.. Wheeler, of Iowa. Next to a fat political
Office comes fat turkey, and if these de-
feated candidates cannot have even turkey,
worth living.
All England cannot prevent the United
States annexing the population of Canada.
In the city of Toronto there are said to be
5000 empty houses, the result of hegira to
this country on the part of their late resi-
dents
The memoirs of the late John Bowie
OReilly suffers from the recent failure of the
Maverick national bank of Boston, i'll which
was deposited Sl7G9o of the O'ReiIly memo
rial fund. The average poet is unfortunate
in life: he is unfortunate in death. The
average poet has no good reason to bless the
muse who, while presiding at his birth, is
likely to make his after life burden.
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The department of the worlds fair organi-
Zation over which presides Mai Moses E.
Handy Is called 1.-The bureau of publicity and
pie" 1t NAV have been. also. noted that
Bon Buttenworth has managed TO make con-
siderable ''pi'' in his department.
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Americans dearly loves a sport; they race
horses all winter and play base bail indoors,
with the base-burner for homeplate.
Every time that Tim Healey opens his fonl
mouth against the defenselsss widow OF
Charles Stewart Parnell he should receive q
handsome dressing down with horsewhip.
He has received one, and subsequent utter
ances of his have laid him liable to another.
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Rainmaker Melbourne could be justly
termed a rainbow chaser.
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Gen. Green B. Raum has found ii me be
tween explanations to fire novelist flom
the pension bureau. 1t is quite patent that
these ID literary fellers'' have no show
whatever with the Harrisonian administra
ton.