The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1891-09-24

rowKn csIoalc,
The professor Of logit 10 himselF,-
laid my hat somewhere h this room.
Nobody has come In sin&a I've been
here. / emit see II anywhesB. therefore
ltputtine his hand beneath himl, have
SAT on II. Another proof of thC irEesist-
ible power II logic Fliegende Blast
ter.
ISDIFFEREECE.
"Can you trace your family back 8
dozen generationsg'
II could If desired, but ! don't want
to"
Why"
II might be ashamed Of myself i I
did. Truth.
new FORM or PROPOSAL.
Miss Simper-Aren't things much
cheaper than they were last year?
Galloway Yes, indeed. / only pay
one half as much formy neckties. Thodit-
ference is 50 great that now (smilingly)I
could easily afford 10 get married
Miss Simper-0h, Mr.. Galloway, this
is SO sudden!7-- [Clothier and Furnisher.
THE VALUE or EDUCATION
Old Hownow-So you're through col
legeg What are yof going to do now?
Young Smilax-Well, / hardly know;
I've had two offers one to go III law
office for two years at .3 week, and the
other to play third base on the League
team for $4,000 for the season. II Boston
Courier.
HIS LITTLE DODGE.
CuteIy- Here comes Cynicus. See me
get cigar from him. lights cigar
etc.
Cynicus Gas Cutely puffs the smoke in
his face Whew! How can you smoke
those things2 Here, take this cigar and
threw that away.-lPuck.
HIS INFERENCE.
~ tell you frankly" said the young
lady to the young journalist, that your
company is agreeable to me, but | am
sure papa will not permit me to receive
any utltHtloH lIulH yOui AOI NO - hNlullY
down on the newspapers"
"lIe is down on the newspapers, is
heF' said the young journalist, smiling.
what scrapo has he been inf New
York Press.
SPIDER AND FLY.
"Will you walk into my parlor2" said
the spider to the hy:
"Well, hardly" said the insect, as he
winked the other eye;
your parlor has an entrance, but Of
exit it is shy,
SO I'll stay outside in safety and remain.
a little hy.'
NOT THE RIGHT KIND.
Dusty Bob i shall never do der prod
igal son act, Tim.
Rusty Tim Why not?
Dusty Bob amt got the right kind
Of papa.
MS SPECIALLY.
''0hl yes. He's. quite remarkable
man. Able to concentrate his mind on
one particular subject, no matter how
great the crowd and confusion around
him. His powerof abstraction is simply
What i his special branch oa
scienco?
"KIeptomania, think they call it.v
Il Washington Post,
NOT so MUCH 10 LOVE.
You don't love me so much as you
lid, pouted young Mrs. Mcbride.
Didn't just now say you were worth
your weight in gold?" demonstrated her
husband
Yes, but you said that when we were
irst married, and weigh seven pounds
ess now. lPittsburg Chronicle.
INSPIRING
THAT composition Of yours is trnly
Nagnerian. Where did you get the
dear"
My boy exploded a giant cracker
md pack Of ordinary crackers in my
UPRIGHT piano last Fourth of July
Epoch
APLAcE OF SAFETY.
Wagg We had a terrible thunder
itorm as came up in the train this after
loon.
Wooden Weren't you afraid Of the
lightning?
Wagg-No, got behind brakeman.
Wooden Behind brakeman What
earthly good did that do?
Wagg- Why, he was not a conductor.
Boston Courier.
TWO VIEWS.
Miss Emersonia Russell from Beacon
till)-Don't you think Mr.. Bowles's
would arrest the workings
i the interior mechanism of hOrolore?
Miss Calumetia Porcine from Michi-
'an ayenue)-I don't know, but think
would stop a elock.-[Jeweler Cir
,ular.
TIMELY REBUKE.
They we're walking in the starligh
nily three feet apart, when be broke the
iilence by saying:
ls?''
Perhaps they are, " she replied. but
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