The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-05-07
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"A kangaroo farm is about to be start.
ed in Pennsylvania.
u If others say how good you are, ask
yourself if it is true.
- The better the highways the cheaper
the transportation.
of $4,000 persons ill of cholera in
Japan last year 81 800 died,
= Statistics prove that only one man
in million lives to be 10S years old.
- The man who expects to out.run
lie had better start with something faster
than bicycle.
The reason why men succeed who
mind their own business is because there
is so little competition.
- At present there are 2le,O0Q,000
Catholics in the world, according to the
figures furnished by Rome.
I "A funeral took place the other day
at Hannibal, Mo-, at which six young
women oficiated as pail bearers.
The Lord knew what was best for
mans peace of mind when be failed to
put eyes iu the back of his head.
= The bow.legged man is handicapped
in life's journey; it is difficult for him to
walk in the way be should.
There are more quarrels smothered
by just shutting your mouth and holding
it shut than by all the wisdom in the
world.
= Some people can trust in God as
long as they have plenty of money, but
when the bank breaks their religion all
goes gith It.
If you don't live your religion at
home, it won't do your wife and children
much good to hear you talk about it in
prayer meeting.
The winter wheat yield of this year
bids fair to largely exceed that of year
ago. The acreage in six States has in.
creased 1,450, 900 acres.
= IT believe in never breaking faith
with child" said Mr.. Grimm. "When-
ever I promise that boy of mine licking
you can bet he gets it,
He-What can do to convince you
that my love for you is entirely disinter-
ested? she-Keep away from the house
and give better men chance.
-ChiIdrens bones contain 80 much an.
imal matter that they knit quickly. The
bones Of older people contain more earthly
matter, and hence they are more brittle
They knit more slowly.
- The following advertisement appears
in German newspaper: Wanted, by
a lady of quality, for adequate remunera.
tion, few we'll behaved and respectable
dressed children to amuse q cat in deli
cate health Two or three hours day."
= Many people imagine that it don't
pay to be book agent. 1t might not in
some instances, but there is lady in
Atlanta at present who has cleared s25,'
900 in FIVE years, and in that time she
has handled the works of but two authors
"A Paris tobacconist, who had per.
haps been in America, advertised Ger.
tain cigar to be the best in the world fol
FIVE cents. He vas arrested, failed to
prove it "the best" and was fined sixty
dollars for malicious intent to de.
ceive."
"A Concordia, Kan, preacher had 9
valuable horse. blanket stolen during the
progress of series of revival meetings
In few days the thief was converted by
the preachers wordss and the next day
returned the stolen blanket and confessed
his sin.
-"Do you know the value of an oath ?'
asked the judge of the old darkey whc
was to be next witness. "Yes, aah, I
does. One of desc year lawyers done git
me foah dollars for to swear to sufin
Dat's de value of an oath. Foah dollars
SIR"
- Judge Hudson has rendered de-
cision in the case of the Columbia club
involving the right Of that institution to
sell liquor to its members without 8
license. In effect the decision says that
the club must either pay the required
license or shut off. The club has taken
an appeal to the supreme court.
= Col. Yerger takes the premium fo,
absent mindedness. He Was sitting at hil
desk writing few nights ago, when one
of his children entered. "What do you
want? + can't be disturbed now." ~
only wanted to say goodnight, pa
"Never mind, now. Tomorrow morning
will do just as we'll"
| "A tin peddler offered to tell Farmer
Davis, of Ohio, where $4,000 in gold wal
buried if he would hand over $500
Farmer Davis sold two horses and PAID
over the money, and though he has roof
ed up about ten acres of ground, he has
thus far missed the iron bound box
Detroit Free Press.
- a young gentleman, near Green
Fork, while calling on his hearts dearest
idol, found the old mans jug, and deci.
ded to slyly sample contents, and after
taking three large swallows of horse
liniment, composed of equal parts oi
turpentine, pepper, kerosene and vinegar,
fo1nd out it vas the wrong jug
| Waynes5oro, Co., True Citizen.
"A lady, whose opinions were eagerly
sought after because wise and candid,