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Started for the whaleb.n. Catch.

New LONDON. July l2.-The whalsr Era,
which left this port Q day or two ago for the
whaling station in tho Cumberland Inlet TO
carry supplies to the feet there and bring back
its catch since heE last trin. about = year ago.
before Of so costly. Good whslsbone is now
worth SO . pound. but tho owners OF Il want
higher price. The whole stock Of whale bon Q
Is believed by the Era people. that the catch OF
bone tn tho past year has been a good one
The Era is commanded by Capt John o, Spicer
Of This city. George Conner Of Fast Haddam
and Joseph Enos OF New London are its mates
The sun., 1891-07-13

Frank Hottentocher, 90 years old, OF 4I9
Nineteenth street, South Brooklyn. driver for
II. Timing Son. bottlers. at 4S5 Atlantic
avenue was arrested at Coney Island yester-
day on complaint Of Herman Timing. Houen-
tocher collected more than 500 on his route
Yesterday, pat turned in only $50.
.,S MhSn asked l9r the res! hs denied having
McKane. however. he confessed be had spent
the money for his own use. He will be ar
fsigne cd before Justice Newton at Coney Island
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Lawyers at FistIcuss In Court

AMSTERDAM. N. Y. July 12.-The Montgom.
cry county bar is considerably stirred up over
the action of ex-Citv Attorney White In strik.
Ing City Attorney REYNOLDS q violent blow in
George B. White as referee. Dnrine he ppo.
ceedings Mr.. VIII ite resenie cd remark OF Key-
maids. called the latter liar, and struck him q
for a. saplt; and the referee will 1niiict heavy
i!ne on White Tor contemrt OF court Poth law
\alleY " ~'~"" ="
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Uneasy Time. In Guatemala.

City OF MEXICO. July 12.-Advices from
Guatemala say: Tho mountains are full OF
discontented men who are organizing for war.
Revolutionary proclamations are plentiful.
Tho outbreaks 30 far are unimportant. as the
rebels are not united, but union will be
effected. President Barrillas Is sending troops
to Opezaltenaneo. although he says that no
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rsu Wanted In Albany for sw,n1,,.s.

Ezekiel H. Plat was arrested on Saturday
night. charged with passing worthless draft
for $50 upon John l.. Stats. q grain dealer OF
Albany. The draft was on the Germanis Bank
q this city, and was signed by George =.
Platt has been living with relatives at 27 Madt.
son aNenue. At the Tombs Court yesterday he
was turned over to Detective Nolan OF Albany.
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Her Own Babx 4. Dead.

Moritz Gowrltz aged five months and twenty.
ono days, died at 2O2 Wsst Thirty seventh
street yesterday from inflammation of the
brain. His mother is o nurse and was at
Peekskill attending the child Of q Mr.. " olfe
named Frances Pike. Dr. Conway said yester
day that no physician had seen the child Tor
three days before Its death.
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Thirty.two Horse. Burned

PHILADELPHIA. July 12-The livery and
boarding stable OF Samuel Lnughery, ut 30
Harvey street Germantown. was destI Dyed by
fire early this morning and thirty-t horses,
many Of them valuable animals. pershsd.
The building was entirely new, having been
e86.O00.
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F,s,I or a. she Hose Cart Turned.

The hoss cart OF Engine No. II was
roundi4g the corner Of Houston and
Ooerca streets early yesterday morning
on its.. way to fire. Assistant Fore:
man Henry Macny and Fireman Edward
5Inlton were thrown or Halton's left leg was
broken and Macays right side and arm were
Embulanca surgeon and he was taken home.
uuton u At 0ouysrneur Hospital
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BITTEN BY THE "AATER ON" Dos.
Actress Mary Reid Has tho wouud eau.
terIzed at Bellevue.

terIzed at Bellevue.
Miss Mary Reid OF Hallen and Hart's Later
On" company was bitten in tho right wrist
last evening at 20j East Twentieth street by
tho company's pet dog. She was teasing the
dog with meat bone. The dog got 1ex-
Rsperatsd and jumped for Miss Reid's wrist.
He got II and buried his teeth In it.
:, Miss Reid ran around to the Post Graduate
Hospital; They sent her to bellevue. DIR.
home. The doctor told her that she was ali
right and wouldn't have to 60 to the Pasteur
Institute.
Miss Held wan;Nd the dog killed at first. hut
when she found cut that The wounds weren't I
tho hospital authorities tina. she was not the
loas first victim. 1T bit another memher OF
the company ~ the Log not long ago The dog
has part in Later On"
The sun., 1891-07-13
Escape or "The Largest Snake In the
World"

HAyERHILI. Mass. July 1o.-Tbo large t
snake In the world" which has been On exhi-
biton in the New Orleans Museum In this city
during the last week. oscar cd from its cage
last nigh, and got into an adjoining store. The
girl who has charge OF tho snake Is out OF
town to-day. and the m an gers OF the museum
are waiting for her return before attempting .
The sun., 1891-07-13

ELIZABETH. July 12.-Miss Kate Winters OF
Chambers street. Newark. wns stricken with
heart disease while visiting her mothers grave
at Mount Olivet CeWetery to-day, and was
found unconscious on the grave this evening
by Cemetery uperintendent Walsh. who tele-
Phoned TO Elizabeth lor AN AMBULANCE. DR..
MontSoMrt. who went with the ambulance:
somewhat be ore tho ambulance reached The
hospital hero. and asked to be taken homo to
die. She was accordingly sent to Newark. Tho
physician did not think tho attack would
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Forty.o.e Person. K,,lea by a Land Slide.

Forty-ose Persons KILLED by "a Land Slide.
NANIMo. B. O., July l2.-News was received
here to-day OF land slide on the banks Of the
6ksns River At the North Pacific Cennery. re-
gulting In tho death OF one white woman and
forty Indians Early In the morning Of July
nose rssdinE near TIE % cannsry were aroHsed
the cannery. Nine houses. with their occu-
pants. were swept away Thirteen bodies have
been recovered,
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4 CONDUCTORS STORY or ASSAULT,
HIS jaw is Dislocat-d. and He Says Ex.
COnEressmnn Quinn Atacked Him.

So"ETessmhu Q"Ihh Atncked HIm
James Creighton OF 5l2 West Fifty.ifth
street went to the Roosevelt Hospital at 8
o'clock last night for treatment. His Jaw was
lislocatei. his face was confused. and one of
his eyes was badly discolored.
7, ne said he was conductor OF car SO Of the
noon he had occsnsion to eject a drunken
man from tho car at Fifty-frst street
and Tenth avenue, whore ex-Congress-
assaulted him. knocking him of the car Then
he was attacked and badly baateD by half
dozen men. Creighton recei, cd surgical treat
ment and went home.
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IF ,

se Mi'h Wagons. 20 arocsrs. IL D-v
,r. oas. 70 Laundry Wagons. o siasis
Trucks, Furniture Trucks, IS heavv ~
MEht Express Wagons, 100 light Deiivery
wagons for country use, best goods, Iev.
est Prices. Cell and see rs. Rae;as ws.s.
ana Carriage Company, 151.16o South sts
av., New York.
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SMITH THINKS

STRAW HAT TIE COOLEST
HEAD GEAR HOR A hot DAY.
HIS FLAT BRlM WHITE SPLIT
sfRAws GO WELL ABOUT 70
DOZEN LEFT. LAST WBBK,o
PRICE WAS s26o. YOUR CHOICE
WHILE THEY LAsf. ol.6o. TIE
ROUGH SENATE sTRAwS WITH
WIDE BRIMs, THE LATEST YAn
Si.oo. 400 DOZEN POCKET OUNCE
HATS FOR VACATION. IN ALL
COLOR6. 75o. EACH. DERBYA
S2.oo; HlGH.WIfR HATA eaoo
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06
~ vuE SsrpREME COURT

IN THE SaTPREME CDslE s'E
/ of the Hawaiian Islands. In Bank
ruptcy. In the matter of Richard Oil
yer of Honolulu, Oahu, by whom Petit
ton for adjudication was filed on the
ind day of March, 1891, in said Court.
Before Mr.. Justice McCully. The End
day of March, 1891.
Upon readirg the said Petition. and
upon proof before me taken, do fluid
that the said Richard Oliver has become
Bankrupt within the true intent and
meaning of the Act, approved on the
29th d. of August, 1881, entitled IAN
Act to Regulate Proceedings in Bank
ruptcv IN the Hawaiian Islands," and
amendments thereto.
And do hereby declare and adjudge
him Bankrupt accordingly.
and do further order that the Gre
ditors of the said Bankrupt come in and
prove their debts before such Justice of
the Supreme Court as shall be sitting at
Chambers, at Aliiolani Hale, Honolulu.
on MONDAY, the 9th day of March,
1891, between the hours of 10 O'Clock III
the forenoon and noon of the said day,
and elect one or more Assignee or As
sigoeeS of the said Bankrnpt's eeta e.
And that no ice thereof be published
in the DAILY BULLETIN newspaper,
published in Honolulu, in the English
language.
And that the said Bankrupt shall i'm
medateIy file with the Clerk of this
Honorable Court a schedule of his Gre
| ditors and Assets, as required by the
said Act and amendments thereto.
l.. MCCULLY,
Justice of the supreme Court.
Attest
j. H. REST,
Deputy Clerk. "a st
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

General Booth met with a chilly
reception in Berlin lately, and is said
to have declared that he "found less
drunkenness in Germany than in
England. The Germans evidently
keep both their beer and temperance
on ice. If other nations followed
the German example and cOmpro-
missed on beer, there would be but
little demand for temperance reform
ers. If more beer, and less gin and
whisky, was consumed in Hawaii all
classes of our citizens and the coun-
try would be better conditioned ut
present.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

A projected Volcano House Com
pany, of which Mr.. l.. A. Thurston
is the promoter, has been prominent
ly brought before the public lately.
Any scheme which has the develop
ment of Hawaii in view should re-
ceive the support and endorsement
of the public, and will doubtless be-
come public benefit, if carried out
in good faith.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

A late despatch states the Nor
wegian Cabinet has resigned be-
cause more liberty was demanded in
the Scandinavian foreign policy. The
North seems to be following the
South in movements for political en-
reimbursement, although the people
of neither section seem to clearly
understand as yet their needs and
the fulfillment thereof.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

The Advertiser of this morning
publishes an extract from foreign
newspaper which seems to be the
key to the strong opposition raised
to the Hawaiian cable subsidy in the
United States Congress, II is stated
in the Advertiser thai the scheme Of
The combine, attempting 10 secure a
cable franchise and subsidy from the
United States, Is TO hiring American
bids for the cable and "Irpair
shop mo competition with "luHf
different uauslruullaH companies ~
Epgani' Tins plan would have
"a tendency 40 Wdute lhr outlay ~
lHp Hawaiian tah.G lWwny amI-
Nla corporation abliraNep llnusi
sphaly 10 s'lsl n loasfsn q
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4 40 L..
tjai1p lDut1et'n
tledeed 10 neither Sect nor Partp,
Bm established for the 6eneht of all,
FRIDAY, MARCH G, 1891.

Prince Bismarck declares his am
bition is to be able to walk the streets
without seeing single head turned
to look at him. If the usual course
of human greatness does not prove
failure, the greatest of German
princes will only have to wait an
other year for the fultiIlment of his
ambition.
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Sale of Lease of Government
Lot on King Street, foot
of Liliha Street.

On THURSDAY, March y, 1891,
at ~ o'clock noon, at the front en-
trance of Aliiuhui Hale, will he sold
at public auction, the lease Of n
Government lot situate on King
street, at the foot Of Liliha street, and
SHOWN as lHe old Lime Quarry con-
tanning uu afaa ul ll-l00 acres "a lit
tle mwe ur bee Irms lease 10
}aHTs,
Upset Wleg $40 FT WuHm pay
pAlp spmiaunuHlIy Boa advance
go. rlfhttk,
NiH-HFm lur lHltHur
lmWH umf lap al 1921
IA A.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

In accordance with the provisions
of Section l of Chapter NNXV Of
An Act entitled can Act to amend
and consolidate the law relating to
Pounds, Estrays, Brands and Marks"
approved August IL, 1888, | have this
day established and set apart an en-
closure at Kaipohaku, adjoining the
School House premises uka, Puuana-
hulu, COR the impounding OF estrays
in the District OF N kona, Hawaii.
C. n. SPENCER,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, March 2, 1891.
70
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

A QUARTERLY meeting of the Board
N of Trustees of the Queens Hos
pital will be held at the room of the
Chamber of Commerce, on NATUR-
DAY, the 7lh March, 1891, ut 10 O'Clock
A. Nj. Per order
+. A. SCHAEFER,
80 1t Secretary.
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School Vacation Notice.

The regular vacation OF all Public
Schools in the Kingdom, at the close
of the first School Session Of the year,
will extend from Friday, the 10th
OF April next, to Monday, April 9th.
By order of the Board of Education.
w. JAS. SMITH,
Secretary
Education Office, March ., 1891.
So st 10 2t
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SEALED TENDERS

Will be received at the Office of the
Collector-General of Customs until
MONDAY the 9th OF March, at II
o'clock noon, for the Printing and
Binding OF the Collectors Annual
Report, for 1890.
Specimens of the work to BE done
can be seen at the Custom House,
The Collector of Customs does not
bind himself to accept the lowest or
any bid.
A. S. CLEGH0RN,
Collector. General.
Honolulu, March j. 1891,
50 3t
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

On THURSDAY, April 8, 1891, at
the front entrance of Alnolani Hale,
at II o'clock noon, will be sold at
public auction a strip of Government
land situate on the east corner Of
Alakea and King streets, being a
remnant Of lot formerly belonging to
the McDuff estate, containing an area
OF $50 square feet, little more or
less.
Upset price, $500.
c. n. SPENCER,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, March 4, 1890
81 It
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-03-06

Pursuant to Resolution of the
Legislative Assembly, passed May 4,
1882, the Birthday of Kamehameha
Ill, March 18th, will be observed as
National Holiday, and all Govern
ment Offices throughout the Kingdom
will be closed on that day.
C. N. SPENCER,
Minister of Interior.
Honolulu, March 3, 1891.
81 st
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$4,000.

HT These Watches are RAIL
ROAD 1IME KEEPERS, and the
Best and Cheapest offer that has ever
been made in this line. All who
want an excellent time-keeper, should
Join this Club ut once Every mem
Der gets his Watch within Ii weeks.
A j. SCHREIBEK,
Manager.
IS 2w Hotel Street, Arlington.
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BY AUTHORITY
In the Supreme Court Of The Hawaiian
Islands.

Islands.
ORDER.
By virtue Of the power vested in me
by the SAID Section OF the Civil Code,
| hereby order Special Term OF the
Supreme Court to be held in the Up
stairs Court Room Of Aliiolani Hale,
in Honolulu, on MONDAY, the
thirtieth day OF March, 1891, at ten
o'clock A. NJ for the hearing OF Banco
Cases only,
Witness my hand and the
>seali seal OF the Supreme Court
at Honolulu, this third day
Of March, 1891.
A. f. JUDD,
Chief Justice Supreme Court.
Attest:
HENRY SMITH,
Clerk Supreme Court. SO lw
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Honolulu, March ), 1891,
80 81
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28

One of the millionaire guests of the
Richelieu, noted for his having sup
posedly travelled to all parts of the
globe, was bemoaning between courses
at dinner to day, the lack of any new
place to visit. Familiar with every
spot, he declared that nought but mo-
notony was in store for him. One by
one his fellow-diners endeavored to
picture some attraction in this, that
and the other part of the world
to tempt his satiated taste. But he
shook his head at each and gave fin
ishing touches TO every picture. show
ing himself more thoroughly acquaint-
ed with the places described than
those who were holding their charms
up to his inspection. Then clerk Carl
son, who had not yet spoken, mildly
inquired if the much travelled time
killer had ever visited HALEY, Idaho.
The one addressed replied that he had
passed through it but had not stopped.
Nothing there but the hot springs,
and had all that sort Of amusement
/ wanted in Arkansas" he added.
"Ah, yes, but the hot springs of
HALEY are far superior to those of
Arkansas" said Carlson in that quiet,
confident tone which he so successful
ly uses in soothing the feelings of a
new guest who is listening because the
size of his bill necessitates placing a
mortgage on his house to pay it.
The blase nomad simply smiled a
blase smile.
"And the superiority consists Of the
possession of quality hitherto un-
known but much desired by a gentle
man of LEISURE" Carlson continued.
The blase nomad permitted his
countenance to betray an interest in
the remark.
"Copious partakers Of the rosy juice
of the Tuscan grape are focking to
Haley" Carlson added.
The blase nomad gave expression
to his suddenly born interest. "What
is that quality ?" he asked.
"Why," replied Carlson, with the
easy air Of a possessor Of q royal flush,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28

"a man may drink himself blind and
be completely sobered by spending
ten minutes in the baths. Yes, and
escape swelled head at the same
time."
The mans interest increased many
fold. "Is that a fact ?" he inquired
with no little eagerness.
Carlson looked bit hurt that his
word should be doubted, but he calm
ly replied: Every syllable. A
heavy drinker may get drunk as many
times a day as he cares to bathe."
The blase mans face assumed the
expression of one reveling in the pos
session of an ardent and about to be
gratified desire. Showing his chair
back from the table he arose and anx.
iously asked:
"What time does the next trair
leave for Hailey?"
Carlton looked at his watch and re-
piled "In ten minutes"
"Call a cab at once Z" cried the
blase man. And two minutes later
he was being whirled toward the de-
pot. Since then clerk Carlson has do.
clined three offers of the land agency
Of as many western railroads. s.-Chics.
90 Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28
A Little Joke.


Abbott, of Texas, to a reporter of the
st. Louis Republic, "was man whose
love of humor did not find exclusive
vent through his facile pen. His mer-
ry nature delighted in getting the
laugh on some one of his friends, and
1 shall never forget little prank he
played ON my colleague, Judge Hare.
Hare and Cox had struck up a friend
ly acquaintance, following closely up
on the formers entree into the fortieth
congress. One day they chanced to
meet about noon in one of the capitol
corridors and Hare invited the New
Yorker to 60 down stairs and lunch
with him.
"'Much obliged, said Cox, but
won't you wait on me five or ten min
utes; must see man on the floor on
important business, then I'll join you
"All right said Hare. I'll await
you down stairs, and if you see
friend you would like to have, bring
him along, too
"Into Cox's fun-loving Uranium a
scheme straightway crept. He dis
patched what business he had in
twinkling, and then proceeded to con-
fer with first one congressman and
then another till at last nine of US fol-
lowed him out of the chamber and
down into the house restaurant, where
Judge Hare was sitting at table all
alone. A rather surprised look came
over the face of the Texas representa-
tive when he saw the company Cox
had brought. But it vanished in a
moment, and he bade us all welcome
in the heartiest manner.
"'Now, gentlemen said he, by way
of an appetizer, what will you takeY
Cox, who was next to him, spoke up
without a moments hesitation: I'll
take bottle of champagne Bring
me bottle of champagne also,' said
Moore. Ditto, ordered Crane. and
thus it went around, each man order
ing small bottle until the waiter
got back to the eleventh and last man,
the host of the day, who, bringing his
fist down on the table with some en-
phasis, said: why, I'll take bot
tie of champagne, too
Nobody smiled, but when the fluids
were disposed of it was a study to note
the changes of our entertainers face
as each man began ordering the most
expensive dishes on the bill. But
things went on swimmingly and hilar-
ity rose to great hight-among ten
of us at least. Finally the feast end
ed and Hare, beckoning the waiter to
him, said: i don't know whether L
have got money enough with me to
pay this account, but bring on your
ticket and I'll see.'
"He looked more puzzled than at
any time when the waiter came back,
saying that there was nothing to pay.
Then it dawned upon him that Sunset
Cox had been playing little joke,
and amid roars of laughter from the
crowd he protested that Cox should
not pay farthing. But it had all
been pre-arranged, and the statesman
humorist got more than the $50 that
the lunch cost out of the fun of watch
ing the bewildered looks of the Judge"
st. Louis Republic.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28
Wears the Scar TODAY.

"Do you see that tall man standing
there" asked the colonel. "Notice
how he brushes his hair forward on
the sides, as some Englishmen do.-
One of those locks hides scar which
bears eloquent testimony to narrow
escape from death.
Thirty years ago he was deputy
marshal in Nevada. He started out
one day to arrest a notorious gambler
who had killed man oyer a game Of
cards. The gambler knew that the
marshal was seeking him, but with a
cool effrontery walked about the
streets all day. Will-that is the
deputy marshal-heard that the man
he wanted was in a well-known bar
room. He set out for the place, and
carelessly walked into the room. He
had not crossed the threshold before
he found himself looking into the bar
rel of a six-shooter.
"'Come, Hardy he said coolly,
this won't do. I've come to get you,
and want you
"'See here, John, said the gambler,
Il don't want to kill you, but l won't
let any man arrest me. Go away and
let me alone.
".No, l want you, said the mar
shal, quietly. Put down the six
shooter and come with me-
"I'll see you shot first said Har-
dy.
az can't help that said the other.
I must have you. Now you have the
drop on me, but you must come with
me or kill me in cold blood
"'I don't want to kill you, said
Hardy.
"'Then put down your gun
"John, l won't be arrested. DONE
touch me. l don't want to shoot a
man without cause
"I've got to do it, Hardy
"'See here said the gambler, turn
ing white, if you move foot I will
kill you. But l hate to be a coward
That was fair and square last night
We both pulled together
The marshal shook his head.
"'I'll do one thing. john Hardy
went on. I'll back up to that wall
You back up to the other. I'll droI
my revolver to my hip and you car
draw yours. Then it's the best man.
"The marshal moved backward tt
the wall and Hardy did the same
Then the marshal drew his revolver
and held it at his side, muzzle down
All this time Hardy had kept hil
weapon leveled at the marshal
Slowly his arm sank, until his revolv
er touched the seam of his trousers
Both men were perfectly calm and
immovable, the marshal determined
looking, the gambler still pale.
"'Now, john said Hardy. In.
stantly both weapons went up. 1,
was all over so quickly that both men
were on the floor together. But
Hardy had fired too soon his ball
went at an upward angle and grazed
the marshal's temple. But the mar
shall had sent his bullet straight on a
line to Hardy's heart and there was
no need to arrest the gambler.
New York Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28

A member of the corps de ballet
overheard the manager telling a
friend that he had a large collection
of old masterpieces in painting, and
Indignantly rendered her resignation
Washington Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28

The man who will complain that a
twenty-minute sermon is too long will
sit half day watching a couple of
chess players making two moves
Norriston Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-01-28

When man tells you that he is
perfectly contented, he means, in nine
cases out of ten, that after thinking
the matter all over, he does not see
how he can get anything more
Somerville Journal.