The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-08-13

good people.
Troo, they air deprived Of many bless
inG. They don't enjoy. for instans. tn,
priceless boon Of . war. They haven
any American Egil 10 onchain, and they
haint got q Fourth Of July to theil
backs.
AlthO' this Is q mOnikal form Of Gov
ment, / am enable 10 perceeye much
mOniky. tried 10 git piece in Toron
10, but failed 10 succeed.
Mrs- VICTORIA, who II Queen Of Eng
land and has all the Injuries Of the
markets, inciOOdin game In its season
don't bother herself much about Csnady
but lets her do bout n she's mighter.
She, however, gin'rally keeps her sup
piled with . lord, who's called Gov mel
Gin'rzl. Sometimes the politicians oi
Csnady make Il lively for this lori-for
CAnAdy has politicians, and I expect
they don't differ from our politicians,
some Of EN- bein' gifted and talented
liars, no doubt.
The present Gov'ner Gin'ral Of Cana.
dy IL Lord monk. / saw him review
some volunteers at Montreal. He was
accompanied by some other lords and
dukes and generals and those sort OF
things. He rode little bay horse, and
his close wasn't any better than mine.
You'll always nOtiss, by the way, that
the higher up in the world man Is, the
less good harness he puts on. Hence
Gin'ral HALIIECE walks the streets in
plain citizens dress, while the second
lieutenant Of volunteer regiment piles
all the bras things he can find onto his
back, and drags = forty pound sword
after him.
monk has been In the lord biAniss
some time, and I understand 10 pays,
tho don't know what lords Wages L.
The wages Of sin 10 death and postage
stSmps But this has nothing 10 do
with MONK.
One Of Lord MONKS daughters rode
with him on the Geld. She has golden
hair. q hind, good face, and wOre . red
hat I should be very happy to have
her pay me and my family . visit at
Baldinsyille. Come and bring your
knittin'. Miss monk. MrS wARD will
do the fair thing by you She makes
the best slAp-jsch in America. As .
slap jackist, she has no skAl She wears
the Belt.
What the review was al about, !
don't know. I haven't . gigantic intel
leck. which can grasp great questions ct
Onct I am not . wEssTxR or . SEY-
MoUR am not . WAsHINGToE or Q
Old Ana Fur from H. l am not a.
gifted . man ~ HENRY WARD BERCHER.
Even the congregation Of Plymouth
Aeetin'- House In Brooklyn will admit
that Yes, should think %. Bot while
don't have the slitest idee as 10 what
the review was fur, will state that the
soiers looked pOoty scrumptiOus in their
red and green Close.
Come with me. jentle reader. to Que
beck.
Quebeck has seen lively times in . wsr-
like way. The French and Britishers
had Q set-to there In IT50. JIM WOLFE
commanded the latters, and 10. MoNT-
cALH the fOrmerS Both were hunky
boys. and st nobly. But woLFE was
too many measles for MONTcALx, and
the French was slew'd. WOLFE and
hoSTCALA was both killed. In after
years . common MONUMENT was erected
By the geu'rOus people Of Quebeck, aided
by . bully Earl named GRoR0R Dali
HoUsIK, 20 these noble feIlowA That
wAs wei done.
Durin' the Revolutionary War B. An
MOLD made his way, through denss woods
and thick SHOWS, from Maine b Que
beck, which Il was one Of the hunkiest
things ever done In the military line. ID
would have been better II B. ARsoID's
funeral had come Of immedifly ON his
arrival there.
On the Plains Of Abraham there WA
0nct snlne tail ftin', and ever sincs than
there has been q great demand for the
bones Of the slew'd On that there occa-
Son. But The real giHooins bOnss Wa long
ago carried OF, and now the boys naks
. hAnsHm thing By earting the bones Of
hoaBss and sheep out there. and asllin'
en- 10 intelligent American towerists.
Takin Q psrfessiohal view q this dodRs,
I nust Ay that it betrzys genius Of .
lorfty ckaracter.
n Femiadea ne a. inspired feet Of
s1y own. led y szhEbit . wax hgesR