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The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Sugar is now 80 cheap that it don't
pay to mix it with sand. 20 double your
subscriptions for the sprinkler and keep
the dust out of your stores, also the GUS
toners cannot see your good bargains if
their eyes are full of dust.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

w. w. Duncan. former editor of the
Franklin Qll) Observer. is stopping in
the city, having been compelled to leave
the rigorous climate of Illinois. Although
here but about week he already shows
marked improvement and will soon be too
we'll to remain idle.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
Major S. ]. Crumbipe. is

Major s. J. Crumbipe, is what the
S. of VS. call the DR.. now, he having re-
ceived the appointment by Colonel Jones
of Surgeon of the Division of Kansas of
the S. of VS. with the rank of Major. and
was duly installed while at Hutchinson.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

The commissioners have adopted a
resolution to the effect that in the future
the county will not be liable or will not
print at county expense any bar dock
ct for any term of court in said county.
Quite an economical strike.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Friday night, May sth, at Sis o'clock
the Epworth League will give social al
the City Hall. A musical and literary
programme will be rendered, after which
will be served Ice Cream and Cake. All
are invited. Come and enjoy = social
time.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
For Sale Very Cheap.

A fine fenced ranch Of $50 acres, first
bottom land good house and sheds. Close
to railroad and postoffice. Price so low
it will surprise you. Enquire Of L. X.
-Soper or J. NJ. Kirkpatrick, Dodge City,
Kansas. 2S-2t
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

We have information that the A. o.
Z. w. lodge of this city will celebrate
their 9Th anniversary. May 10th. Prepa-
rations are now being made which will
insure rare treat for our people upon
that occasion. which will be announced
in due time.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
The new board of education met

The new board of education met in
regular monthly session Monday even
inG and elected j. H. Crawford, presi-
dent; DR.. I. L. NcCarty, vice president
". H. Chapman, Secretary. The bond
Of Fred Gardser, school treasurer, wal
approved, and other routine business
transacted.
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The ladies OF the G.I. A

The ladies OF the G.. 1. A. to the B.
Of L. e., will give al ice cream social II
the Sitter building. two doors south OF
the rink. this evening. An abundance OF
good cream and cake is promised all who
may attend.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
-Ahont a dozen KNIGHTS from Y

About dozen Knights from Nicker-
son visited Apollo Lodge, K. of P. on
Saturday night last and helped our boys
enjoy themselves. On May 18th Apollo
Lodge expects crowd of visiting BROTH
ers and will make it ''big day.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

-Chas. Dckerson has traded his prop
erty on Chestnut street for patent right
and now wants to sell bis restaurant. His
patent il The Magic Embroides Attach
menr. that can work on any sewing ma
chine. It can make anything you want
from an ant TO an elephant, or fne
needle work to heavy carpet rugs.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

ID. Smith has bouFhtF. A: Coxon's
restaurant and intends 10 20 run the BUSH
ness as to increase The already large
patronage.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

For lessons upon the most rapid and
elegant manner of assuming the sitting
posture. call on l.. G.. Grobety.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

The painters and paper hangers are
at work in the court house, and the dinGy
rooms will soon be bright and lovely.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Mr.. Claud Hes and family, who have
been visiting relatives and friends il TIKI
vicinity. returned to their home in Her
rington last Saturday.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

p. H. Young, the jeweler. has ad-
ded to bis stock Of jewelry handsome
line of musical instruments, and In the
future will be able 10 supply the public
with anything In the musical line. %
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Agents to sell our general line Of mer-
chandise. No peddling. Above salary
viii be paid to ''live" agents.
For further information, address:
CHICAGO CENTRAL SUPPLY Co..
No. 178 West Van Buren, ST.,
19-1y Chicago, Illinois.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Consul W. W. Appenon q vera
Cruz. has our thanks for late copies Of
Mexico papers. We find it great pleas
ure to read the papers Of our southern
neighbors.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

For musical instrumental sheet music,
string. or music books. call on p. H
Young, the jeweler. IS
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Court convened yesterday and the
mills will grind. The joints furnish 80
per cent. Of the criminal cases. Is II
prohibition or the joints that make the
court expenses:
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

will Landers. who has recently left
the employ of P. H. Young. has engag-
ed in business at Ellinwood.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

The busiest man In town Is the one
whose duty It is to zee that the water
works company's rules are not violated.
The temptation to let the water run al
night Is very great.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

A number of our city teachers at
tended the teachers meeting at Garden
City on Saturday last.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Rev. s. Z. Bus<eY will deliver his
lecture on The Homes Of America 1t
the Presbyterian church on Friday even
ing, May 18th. No pOstponement this
time.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Lovers of ice cream will always find
the most delicious dish at Fred Hallett's.
on Chestnut street.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

This is the season when Kansans can
''brag" on their sunny land without even
a shadow of falSehoOd.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

"A dlspidassd teaFisf whsss means
oe travel wss sharks pony, stopped q @.
F. Ackianey's Monday ed asked iet
something 70 eat sud while slOae In the
room made himself custodian Of q few
dollars IN silver that was on q table; be
did not however offer to pay for his sup
per With the stolen money.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

AT = meeting of the board Of county
commissioners held last week. Drs. Nc
Carly and Milton were made the county
physicians for the ensuing year. Salary
win be $500. and physicians to furnish all
medicine, medical and surgical attend
ance for Jail, poor farm, and attend all
calls from township trustees.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

! j. F. Fitzgerald, a brother OF our ".
j.. stopped here Sunday With some cat
tie which he was taking to his ranch in
Arizona.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Andrew Russell, representing the
Ford Roller Mills, was doing business in
town Saturday.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
POSTOFFICE HOURS.

POSTOFFICE HOURS.
On and after October LIST, 1880, the follow
ing hours will be observed:
OPEN. CLOSED.
General Delivery and Reg
istry Department. daily
except Sunday s:Oa. m. 90 p. m
Money Order Department
except Sunday 800 q. m. 500 p. m
Sunday General Delivery 9 90 to 10 90 am. and
$50 to $50 pm.
Lobby doors open except
Sunday 200 a. m. 900 p. m.
open sundays s:oOa. m s:Oop.m.
TINE OF CLOSING MAILS.
20, r. l., Bucklin West daily, eX-
cept Sunday. $50 a. IN.
I'D. c. NJ. & T., Tuesday, Thurs .
day and Saturday's............ ii As a. m
"a. T. 4 S. +. west bound....... l:40p p. m.
3, east IS ....... 2:l5 p. m.
"a, Il. l., east bound .............. $40 p. m.
,A.T.&S. F. east bOund-leaves
following morning $50 p. m.
5, 4. I. & 8. +. west bOund........ $50 p. m.
Dodge City Rayanna. via, Snyder, Wittrup
and kalvesta, Monday, Wednesday and Fri
day. at 100 q. IN. Arrives Tuesdays, Thurs
days and Saturdays at 20 p. m.
NOte.-POuch dispatched by freight train
No. 20, on Il. J., at $50 a. m. does not contain
mail for Ford and Bucklin, only mail for
points west Of Bucklin.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Three little children Of our city caus-
ed their papas and mamas much anxiety
last Monday. They wandered away In
the morning, and not having returned 1t
dark search was made by the parents
and neighbors, but the little ones were
not found. In the morning . farmer
living q miles north brought them home
none the worse for their tramp.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Il. l.. Hatfield. who was injured last
fall On the Rock Island ct GreensburG,
b BOW ct work again, though BY 10
means fully recovered from his injuries.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL,

METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
Rev. W. H. Rose, pastor at new NJ. E. church
every Sunday, at IL a. m and 80 p, m. Sun
day School at 9:45 q. m. Prayer meet
ing on Thursday evening and young folks
prayer meeting Tuesday evening at $50.
PRESBYTERIAN.
Rev. s. E. BUssER, pastor. Services every
Sunday ii O'Clock and 80. Sunday school
2: IS O'Clock. Prayer meeting Thursday eve.
BAPTIST CHURCH,
q. p. Shanklin, Pastor. Services every
other Sunday at ii q. IN. and 80 p. IN. Sab
bath school every Sunday at 9:45 a. IN. Prayer
meeting every Thursday evening.
CATHOLIC.
Regular services at the church on the first
and third Sunday each month, At 500 and
1880 a. IN.
c. L. kEARFUL, Rector.
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SONS OF VETERANS.

General Thomas Camp, No. =, Sons of Vet
Grams meet the End and 4th Wednesdays of
every month, as Masonic Hall, corner Of
Bridge and Chestnut streets. Members Of the
G. A. Il, and visiting brethren always vel
come. ed. h. AAD90N, Captain.
&c HAMNoND, LIST Sergeant.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
PREsBYTERIAN.
BAPTIST CHURCH,
CATHOLIC,
SECRET SOCIETIES.

A. +. & \. NJ.
~ Regular Communication of St. Ber.
* nArds Lodge No. % meets second
~ and fourth Fridays of every month
at p. m, in Masonic Hall, Dodge City, Kan
sas. All members In good standing are cor
daily invited to attend.
W. H. CHAPMAN, W. NJ.
j. C. BAIRD. Sec'y.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

You win find the fish bite better
after church service than bsfore. Try 1t,
you IA people Who did not reeara sssfl
too late for church last Sunday.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

The above address on postal, receiv-
ed here, in connection with the follow
ing explains itself.
Nay 4th, 1891.
Glad to welcome and congratulate you
on your arrival in our city last evening.
Hope you have come to stay, and that
you and your ma are doing nicely.
CONMITYTE on CONGRATULATIONS.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

--1ssats. =. =. Asswp ana A. FasmlnG
q the ksas Cattle Cempaay, sssa -
Chicago viii 4 t1aia Had q Astapaa
esssle, stsppasg h this city 6ssasy.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Prof. John Groendyke, who is at
present teaching At Bunker Hill, this state,
Was In town the frst OF the week shaking
hands and renewing old .equaintances.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

Adolf TssAssssieefssm 1issas Is %
ths isRT.
-CAss. Eektsy sod sister Sadie fro0
Bleeo ere - de eafy.
IRE 2o-iseA boy wish q 3e-soet Hsh
pels hes The rteAt Of way On he ssde-
walks.
-3he recent cold wave WAS probably
caused By the number Of ice cream signs
flung TO the breeze.
"A dozen children can'hse Aeen almost
any time around the City Hall ruetlisx
for four lealed clover.
The time for the base ball test OF
window glass is At hand. Some were
tried and found venting Monday
evening on Front street.
The Board Of Managers Of the Sol
dIers' Home, Ira Collins, president,
Henry Booth and j. b. NcGonixal. are
here to-day on their regular meeting.
Prof. John Groendyke, who is at
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

k-of L.
NA Apollo Lodge No. o. +. of P, meets
ERAthe first and third Saturday evenings
IS RSof each month. in Masonic hall, Dodge
SNSEFity, Kansas. All members in good
Ny standing, also visiting brothers, are
cordially invited to attend.
j. f. MCADANs, c. c.
W. y. HARPER, h. of R. & s.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

- ORDER OF EASTERN STAR.
- st. Bernard Chapter o. E. s., meets first
and third Wednesday evenings of each mo.
in Masonic Hall. All members of the Order
cordially invited.
MRS. LAURA POPE. Worthy Matron.
j. H. SWEET, Secy.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06

LOCAL BREVITIES.
Where is the street sprinkler?
H. r. Brown is agent for Cords Anti
Fat.
y. T. Metcalf claims the finest potato
patch in the county.
Weber Concert Company at the
opera house tonight.
DIR. Garland of Ingalls, was doing
business in the metropolis Monday.
p. n. Brenard. editor of the JetmOre
ReoeHe. was visitor in Dodge Friday.
Two weeks more and the small boy
will be turned loose for his summer out
ing.
&C. w. Potter came down from Gar
den City Saturday and spent Sunday at
home.
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LEWIS POST. 80, G. A. r.

LEWIS POST. -, G. Ar
Meets at Masonic Hall, Dodge City, Kansas
month. Members are earnestly requested
20 attend. Visiting comrades cordially in
d.. SwRENEr, Commander.
J. C. BAIRD, Adjutant
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MISS -. NCGAllV,

CimarFon,
Care Of her Ma,
Mrs.. L. l.. NcGarYy. Kansas.
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A. o. Z. W.

Protection Lodge No. 17s, meets every Mon
day night at O'Clock, Masonic Hall, Dodge
City, Kansas. Visiting brothers are cordially
invited TO meet with rs when In the city.
J. II. SWIFT, II. W.
JNO. I. MErcALF, Recorder.
The Globe-republican., 1891-05-06
ROYAL ARCH MASONS

ROYAL ARCH MASONS.
Dodge City Chapter L. D., meets second
and fourth Saturday evenings of each month
in Masonic Hall. Visiting brothers are cord
tally invited to attend.
Sc. BUsSER. II. P.
A. GLUCK, Secy.
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.. HALL OF CORONA LODGE
10. .. F., No. 49,.
Lodge meets every Wednesday
evening in new lodge room Of
/. o. OF. All members Of the order in
good standing invited to attend.
ROBr. BUCHANAN, y. G.
CHAS. Lesson, Secretary;
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Authors Blunders.


Apart fron natural objects Of any descrip-
ton, what an abyss Of blunders do the exacting
rules Of gramma- plunge US into, Neither
and NOR" for instance. How absolutely I'M
comfortable some pens find these little words,
and what tiresome trick they have of taking
upon themselves pluralizing properties to
which they have no right. Continually we
hear that neither Ida nor Gerald were able
to speak for some moments." Well, then. we
suppose both Of them twas" silent. One needs
to come TO close quarters with these will-o'-
he-wispish parts of speech. They are almost
as terrible to deal with as those perplexing
verbs to 'lay" and TO ''lie." Over these, su-
thors, otherwise irreproachable frequently
trip, while the great host of minor writers appear
to give up wrestling with them, for we get he
rome who had laid on the sofa an hour: q
hero who Lies" his tired head; or another who
cries out, .'let that glove lay sir" IN nearly
every book We open. As for past participles
and past lenses we give up noticing their little
vagaries, so constant are the stream Of charac-
tiers who "'rung' for their maid and drunk
the water hastily after having sang the
song" And SO forth l. But one Of the
commonest stumbling blocks in fiction is that
much-courted and frightfully -mismanaged
orb. the moon. Considering how useful this
luminary Is for love scenes, meditations, muir
ders, &c. the way in which people who introduce
it persist in ignoring its natural movements is
really most ungrateful. Thus we are fire.
quently confronted with "day-old silver cres-
cent moons, high up in the clear heavens
when? Why soon the sun has set? New
moons are continually rising in the west
while full moons get solemnly up at midnight
More than once they have preferred to do
this in the north, but, in for one eccentricity,
they think perhaps they may Is well be in for
another. As for waning moons, they get up as
the sun goes down and wander about, north,
south, east and west, just as the situation re-
quires them. For the better control OF poor,
siandered Luna may we suggest helping hand
in that shining light of every family book
shelf-"Whitskerr Another meteorological
snare is the rainbow. Far less frequent in &c
ton than the moon, still, when il does get there
it ought to be properly placed. What was that
lady thinking Of who, having put her heroine
in a church toward the close Of showery day.
made her gaze out Of q window in Q westerly (D
apse land behold in the heavens before her Q
brilliant, many-hued bow" Very few minutes
after we hear the building was in total dark
ness, at which we are not surprised. After
achieving that phenomenal effort in the west
nature must have wanted repose.
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A Pretty Girls Kindly 40.

1t was crowded Detroit street car. Al the
corner Of Duane street an inarm old lady sig
nailed the driver to stop. Reluctantly he put
on his brake. and would have passed by had
he half an excuse for 20 doing The con-
ductor rather roughly and hurriedly helped
the octogenarian into the car. When the
knight Of the punch called for her fare she
felt in the corner Of her mitten for nickel
By the expression on her face everybody in
the car knew the money wss gone. Men i'm
mediately became intensely Interested in
newspaper and women were looking
every way but Ut the embarrassed old
lady, whose kind and good face evinced
pain. The conductor was about 10 spsak when
. bright school girl, probably fourteen years
old, walked from the end Of the car and, laying
. scent piece in the conductors dirty hand,
aid; IF my mother should ever be placed in
the same poaition - this old lady hope some
one win be just kind enough 70 do what en-
doing" The remark IVES womanly one and
Joan of Are couldn't have hid Drawer vordsL
The blush of shame mantlsd the cheeks Of every
male in The car and most Of them lived or bad
occasion TO get on ct the next csossing. The
old lady did not thank the little woman YER
baby for her kindness, q her heart and eyes
were too full to speAk. She simply pressed the
giFl's hand end gave her . look Of gratituds
Mat spoks more foreibly than words ever
could
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SEVEN QUEER CHILDREN.
Peculiarities of the Onspring OF IN Ordinary
Father and Mother.

Peculiarities Of the On.pring OF an Ordinary
Father and Mother.
From the Philsdslphia Inquirer.
People of Munson claim 10 have among them
the queenest family as 10 physical peculiarly
in the whole country. Jacob HERS, farmer in
moderate circumstances, has seven children.
The Oldest 10 sixteen, bright boy, but having
thirteen fingers and thirteen toes-seven on one
hand and six on the other, his toes being SINH
larry divided. Next to him is another boy, four
teen years old As long as this boy is quiet no
one would suppose he had any popularity, but
the moment he opens his mouth 20 talk he loses
all control Of his hands, arms, feet and legs and
they jerk and thrash and kick around II they
were hung on wires.
The boy is as slow OF speech as his limbs are
active, and in answering simple question it IL
no uncommon thing for his legs 10 have carried
him rod or more away before he Is able 20
ticulate zee or no. The boy does not seem 10
mind his affection. and not only does not hest
tate TO respond or try TO when he IL addressed.
but Is always ready TO begin a conversation on
the slightest excuse. He can be seen almost
any day arguing with or explaining some points
to some companion. who is kept constantly
or blows Of the boys sprightly feet or hands OF
in following him briskly to keep the run Of the
subject
The third child is girl, who is hunchback
and dwarf. She is twelve years old A boy
next TO her il deaf and dumb. The fifth child
has a bright red birthmark encircling her neck
like piece Of red flannel. II is an inch and q
half wide. The other two children are twins
three months old-a boy and girl. The boys
head is covered with hair enough for q grown
person, while the girl twin hasn't the sign Of Q
hair upon the head, the little poll being
white and shiny rs n billiard ball. The girl 10
fat and the boy lean. When the boy laughs
the little girl cries Justify and when his little
sister is merry the boy sheds tears and wells
Every one of these seven children L. hand
some and mentally bright. Mrs. HERS is fine
looking woman and her husband IL sound
nh llv and rnSptallx
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From the Belfast (Ms.) Rspublicsn Journal
There 10 family In Liberty, Me-, who live on
. farm with mountains on three sides and with
no highway leading TO It There was rough
road up very bad hill but II accommodated
only them, and that mot very much, ~ the man
tain supplies. So he asked TO have this road
Discontinued and his taxes sbated BY reason
thereof, and - this vas . good trade for the
town y accepted his proposition, and now when
he comes across pasture. II You wish 10 ind
perfect content pay . visit 70 this family. The
man disposes Of pair Of big oxen every year
o. two and soils . few lambs every year. This
He has pension, But apparently has no uss for
Il, - be makes no investments, and b known TO
have quits large sum Of money, which IL kept
bet.een The leaves u book. They ne IN old
faahioned fireplace made Of stQns and ere eur.
rounded by plenty q wood and appear = taks
so1id eemfort n nfA.
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A Crying Need, ~ It Were.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
When primitive mamie Of the bone caverns
and paleolithic implements-wished 10 sum
mon his retainers he stood up and howled for
them. His descendants have sought out many
inventions; they have devised the telegraph.
the telephone, the special delivery, the district
messenger and great variety of contrivancss
for making signals, and vet when Dives gives Q
ball and finds il necessary to summon the car
riages OF his guests in the small hours Of the
morning be has no better means Of doing SO
than we're possessed by his historic ancestor.
He sends o servant 10 stand on the side walk and
howl for an hour OF two until the carriages,
or three squares in every direction, have been
called up and loaded, during which process his
neighbors, who have not been invited 20 the
bal, and who are kept awake by the racket,
writhe in agony and call down msledictions
upon the head Of Dives, his guests. his retain
ers and all their descendants 20 the fortieth
generation.
In this way Dives advertises himself 70 M
guefts as . man Of wealth, who can ahord 70
entertain literally, and 10 his neighbors and
the public generally Is man OF influence, who
can break the peace with impunity and need
not fear the arrest OF his servants Ter making
disturbance one-tenth Of which would land
casual rsveler in dungeon cell before he hsd
time to begin the second instAllrnsnt. Ii is
very pleasant for Dives. but how about his
neighborsg In this land Of the free, where every
man ID, Theoretically, - good ~ another, and
in his own estimation great deal better, have
they no rights which even Dives and his howl
ing henchmsn are bound 10 respect2 Must their
rest be broken and their sleep destroyed that
his servants legs may be spared the fatigue OF
running after csrriagesi We learned some
while ago that, ~ TO the subordinate temples
Of Bscchus, rum and music won't mix" Dos
the same principle apply TO wine and midnight
II NOT Why mott Why should one man who
has been making merry with his friends he ar
rested for singing I'VE Won't Go Hone TN
Morning. and another be permitted 70 stand
hours IN the public street shouting .'No-<2-So7
NO. Is, IN voice that soares the spssrovs
from their psrches three blocks svsyS The
conceded fact that the former Il enjoying hin
sell, while the hitter IL not, has nothing 20 DO
with the question. Simple enjoyment y no
crime Per =. though some cross-erainsd folks
would like 10 make il %. nor b q man justified
in making Q nuisance Of himself by the fact
that he q working OF even doing penance. II
Il hard work for burglar 70 break into safe.
but his labor 4 not counted 70 hin In mitaes-
ton Of Ne ssntsnss.