St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-02-20

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Now that the smoke OF battle has cleared
away from the South Dakota senatorial field
but whittier are we driftingi The smoke
of battle has not cleared away, Senator
Elect Kyle is still enyeloped in it as with
pail of gloom. Suggestions for political
smoke-consumer are in order.
Just please watch my regeneration. I can
denounce tariff reform and boom reciprocity
in the same breath, yea, verify, in the same
column of my grotesque newspaper. can
also talk consistently one minute and in the
next bray with all the feryency of pale,
gray ass.-Republican Editor,
They won't let me do the king act, and they
don't seem to want to let me do little
gambling on the side.-Prince of Wales.
"Ab, there; are things coming your way?"
81 reckon so. A couple of members Of the
Legislature just passed by
Mr.. Quay has at last spoken. and denied al
most everything that has been said of him
since the days of his callow infancy. But
feeted from the fact that he has not up to
date made any aggressive movement toward
knocking the chip from the shoulder OF the
New York World. If Mr.. Quay has spoken
the truth, the World stands ready to pay the
freight
Now that young man Astor and his bride
are comfortably married, will they please
step aside aud allow the vast flood of print
ers' ink to flow into other channels? They
are very ordinary young people at the best.
American Horse, Big Road. Shikepoke and
other chiefs of the Brule Sioux complain
that they were snubbcd during their late visit
in Washington. 1t would appear that Wash
lngton was good place from which 10 stay
away Foraker was snubbed, too, in that
city.
Fuzzle-It's a long tramp I've had, an fer
sax wakes I've not seen so much as er Frank
furt sassige.
Guzzle-A dead sure sign of intellect Fuz
zle Edison ates no meat at all.
Fuzzle-An I'm cowld.
Guzzle-A sign of craftsmanship; Hannibal
Hamlin niyer wore an overcoat.
Senator-eIect Kyle is accused of having the
gift of garrulity." That is just what downed
Tin Plate Moody.
1t is understood that Senator Moody is con
fident that he has been ''butchered to make
Mckinley holiday" 1t is true that McKin-
ley is going off on a long holiday, and it is
equally true that Moody has been butchered.
Perhaps the senator is more than alf right.
Sanctum Bore Well. old boy, are we to
look for bright edition to morrow morning?
Managing Editor-Guess not. No one has
dropped in to day to tell us how to run the
paper
John Smith he wrote poem, in dialect
twas penned; he stamped it right. addressed
fright, and mailed it to friend who ran a
weekly paper of a literary cast, with the motto
''Astra Castra' floating at its very mast He
waited and he waited for many a weary day,
and he wondered and he wondered why he
was Shy his pay. But at last he got letter
that explained the myster-ee: I'VE cannot
publish cryptograms unless you send the
key"
.'Been to Washington, Boggs?"
Eyes; returned only yesterday
DID you see the PRESIDENT
mo. By the way, Smiley. L must go to
wearing glasses soon. It's difficult for me to
read small print"
r. "a
Superintendent of the Census Porter has is
sued orders TO allow no reporters the use of
any facts or figures in the census bureau. If
Supt. Porter's census figures are as mislead-
ing as Editor Porter's tariff figures in the
New York Press, the Washington reporters
are playing in great luck.
r. y
The greatness that has recently been thrust
upon the new senator from Kansas is some
what modified by the uukind act of Mis-
souri, editor in spelling Mr.. PETERS name
"Pepher."