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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-11-25

Quick Fattening of Fowls.
The French are famous for their fat
poultry, which they succeed in making
not only fat and tender, but OF a fine,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-11-25
At a observation-disclosures.

Nj
Sir, the change will be half-arcrown
If / am to tell you every thing"
Here is the money. Now as a,
guarantees for the future, tell me a
little Of my past history. =
Nothing easier. You have been
very unhappy in wedlock2"
Il 81 was never married
You have had false friends?''
All my friends have remained true
to this day.
81 may, be mistaken. You have
Travelled far and wide?''
81 have never been any farther than
the next village
"Come, let me see your hand, shall
be able to read more clearly. Now I
have it. You have lost money recent
ly?'
&"Quite correct. I lost that half
crown gave you just now. joy
exue Passe-temps.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-11-25

Ifyou have as many friends as Johnsons
Anodyne Lininlent, you are fortunate
person.
'"To him that knoweth to do good, and
doeth it not, it is sin"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-11-25

A great many people pray most for the
things they do not need. a.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-11-25
(atarrI1
Hoods SarsapariIla

AS a remedy for Catarrh is vouched for by many
people it has cured. N. B. Be sure to get foods.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
a REIGN OF oUrLAwRY.

Whether accounted for upon the cpl
demic theory or not it is fact that there
has been an unusual amount of lawless-
ness IN many parts of the country during
the past month, embracing pretty much
the entire catalogue OF wrong-doing.
The st. Joseph Gazette. noting the
prevalence of crimes in its neighboring
town of that state, drew this brief sketch
of the similarity between its neighbor
and the great metropolis of the east:
In some respects Kansas City does
really resemble a metropolitan city.
Twice last week in that city highway
men entered crowded rooms and after
robblng the bv-Standers walked away
with their booty. In New York a few
days ago 4 man was drugged into n
dive aud literally stripped. Not only
his watch and money but the clothes he
wore were taken. The New York rob
berS were arrested, bat the Kansas City
bandits are still at large
But as bad as that showing is, it is not
worse than the general condition of af-
fairs IN that respect in the state of Mis-
souri, as this from the same issue Of the
Gazette, as the foregoing clearly indi-
Gates, not even excepting the staid and
sedate municipality Of St Joseph:
The people of St. Joseph have about
concluded that the reign of lawlessness.
hioodshed and violence has established
Itself. Murder Is becoming an offense
almost as common as petty larceny or
crap shooting. Ii IS doubtful which is
most dangerous, the bully with 3 pistol
IN his hip pocket, the harl0t armed with
a dagger, er the public official who goes
about. a walking arsenal and sometimes
a walking demJohn, ready 10 shoot upon
the least pretext Concerning this latter
class il begins to look like they are the
most dangerous Ot all Within a few
months ia this state half a dozen men
have been killed hy policemen, sheriffs
and coIstableS, and we recall no instance
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES.

There will be a nigh time and high noon
| today.
The Norman schools opened with 2lC
pupils.
The government has opened up on the
! settlers.
Norman has two gins run ming along at
fun blast.
Funny, but there's many a sooner today
in a schooner.
There IS more danger in being too soon
than too late.
All things comes to him who waits. -
Even lands open.
When the clock strikes twelve every body
will strike out.
Bishop Meersheart has arrived in Guthrie
from the south
The horses viii suffer more than any
lOdy else today.
Now for the first baby. the first news
paper aud the first church
The statehood convention at Oklaho ma
City hes been postponed.
There viii. of course, be two or three
new candidates OF the capital.
Asfor the cotton crop in the ChiekaSaw
nation, the boil worm = not IN IL "
oklahoma IS the only place that ever
had boom with a governments stamp
on il.
Guthrie. Edmond. Oklahoma City AID
Norman are the feeders f0r Tie new
country
IN a couple OF weeks. the Indians on the
east viii begin 10 get some pointers Ca
cGltivariBg tie soil
i i said that the ChiIocco school build
ing came mighty near getting burned up
n a firs set by boomers
IL is u o'cioek az the twelfth stroke. AID
not st the frst. l. - nos - 0'cicek uatgI
the clock strikes twelve
IL you're IN Il before noon. ron VIII
not be IN it' when il COMES 10 proving
Jour title before ihe laud ofies
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
Hasty Men Are Always Curious.

Did you ever stop to think what a curl
Gus thing human nature isS Pll give you
some food for reflection. Every day on the
streets you'll observe men dashing along
as if their very lives depended on their
speed. They rush madly through dense
throngs, and, although naturally courteous
gentlemen, elbow their way roughly
through groups of old men aud dainty
women without Pardon me-" Observe
those same fellows, who look as If they
were catching trains all their Iives-Ob-
serve them when the slightest thing out Of
the ordinary occurs. They are the very
first people to form the crowds that you see
in big cities, crowds that are formed for rea-
sons, very often, that would hardly tempt
a schoolboy to lift his eyes from ! books.
experimental with this phase Of human
nature the other day.
A man stood on the top of the Ames
building doing some painting Men had
stood on the top Of tall buildings many
thousands of times before, and nobody had
ever paused to observe. But / wagered
with friend that ! could have a score Of
people watching that man in FIVE minutes.
| simply stood still and stared Somebody
that was goIIR by with the rspidity OF
professional sprinter stood stock still. He
was Joined in two minutes by half dozen
others, and in five minutes a good many
over a score had paused TO see what the
matter was.-Boston Cor. St. Louis Globe
D4mocrat-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
THAT OKLAHOMA EDITION.

Yesterday evenings extra edition OF
the EAGLE containing the official procla-
nation opening the Indian lands and de-
scribing each piece of land in the new
country marks another epoch in pro-
gressive journalism, unequalled in the
west. The proclamation reached Wlch-
ita yesterday at two o'clock. In two
hours it was in type, making thirty
thousand ems in solid minion, or seven
columns in the EAGLE. There were
69, ,321 pieces of type picked up and put
in place in that time. The form was
stereotyped in eleven minutes by the
watch. The hot plate was put on the
press and from then on until the train
pulled out for the south, fifteen hundred
full copies of the EAGLE were printed
every ten minutes. The EAGLE supplies
the territory, being the only paper in the
United States to publish the entire proc
iamation. From the time the manu-
script went into the hands of the type
settlers till the first printed copy came
from the press was exactly two hours
and sixteen minutes.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

Frank Greer changed the Capital into an
evening paper so that be could have the
first paper in the new country after its
settlement.
It is estimated that the Chickasaw Ma
ton will produce between go 600 and 90 600
bales of cotton this season, over one-third
OF which will be marketed at Ardmore.
Payne Hawk: We have it at this Office
a petato into which a root of grass has
grown until the entire support or the grass
comes from the potato. 1t may not be
anything new TO some people but TO US 1t
Is a new wrinkle.
Hey" says one boomer to another,
''this is my land. Get OIL" No sir, =
But Just then third man who has been
camping behind hill, comes out aHd says:
II was here first. You're both on.
Edmond Sun: The Oklahoma Press
says the spirit of the late Milton Reynolds
hoyers over Edmond, judging by the peach
orchards. Such may be the case, for one
of our citizens, John Wingler. has in
good growing condition forty thousand
budded peach trees. on his farm, one-half
mile west of town
El Reno Eagle: An effort will be made
to secure the passage. by the next con-
gresS, of an act authorizing the Cheyenne
and Arapahoe Indians to lease their
allotted lands for term of ten years.
Should the bill pass, every acre of their
allotments would be leased by farmers
who will cultivate it. The Indians are
selecting only choice land, which they
will never cultivate, and unless such law
is enacted thousands of the grandest
natural farms on earth will lie idle for
twenty-five years. By leasing the lands
the Indians, the farmers, the territory aud
the government will be gamer
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
OKLAHOMA AND ITS OPENINGS.

Today at noon will be sounded the
signal of race at the east line of Okla
homa that adds another page in the his
tory of that community. 1t has re-
manned distinctly Oklahomas province
to indulge IN these harum-scarum chases
for homes. The territory was built that
way. In 80 the idea of turning some
hundred thousand people loose at a given
signal to run at will, every man for
himself was considered by sta1d and con-
servative people as extremely ludicrous.
And being ludicrous and unusual many
a wiseacre shook his head in disapproba-
ton of the scheme and doubted its sue
cess. But it is safe to say today that of
the thousands that made that race two
years ago, there is scarce more than a
unit that regrets it now.
And the condition of the territory to-
day is grand commentary on the uni
fication and brotherhood Of the people
of the United States. 1t was like pick
ing dozen strange men from each state
in the Union. north, south, east and
west, from Texas and Dakota, from
Maine and California, and throwing
them together suddenly, in some cases
antagonizing their interests and proper
ties, in an attempt to make a peaceable
community out of them.
But this has been accomplished in Ok
lahoma. There are some ten large
towns, three all but cities. and the funny
papers to the contrary, no more law
abiding harmonious communities can be
found in the nation. In the rural dis
tricts the social life is marked by a con-
federation and community of interests
that is marvellous in country so young.
The fact that such a condition of affairs
exists is highly fiatteriug to the state of
society in the United States
The opening today is broadening out
domain that viii some day make grand
state, of great riches and power. While
this is the second opening it will be well
to remember that it is not the last, and
as this course has been pursued it is but
reasonable to believe that the Cheyenne
and Arapahoe country and the Cherokee
strip, both at a time or separately, will
be declared open at a certain hour with
an ensuing race for homes. All honor
to Oklahoma aud her openings. 1t does
not take the sagscity of an economist or
the perspicuIty of a stateman to see that
Oklahoma with her varied men, her
varied interests; her varied staples, Okla |
homa, the land of Kansas and Texas. the /
north and the south, of corn and cotton
is on the high road to prosperity.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
POLITICAL PERvERs1oN.

A little buncombe thrown into lccal
political platform is not rare and is
generally expected. We are sure that
few people in Kansas seriously read, with
intention of remembering, the eferves-
cent vapourings and Jeffersonian plati-
tudes constituting the planks found in
the platform of the average Democratic
county convention. But those who read
the document passed upon by the Sedg-
wick county convention, last Saturday
must have laughed at the moral, not to
say religious and spiritual assumption of
the thing, to say nothing of
the cheek of its authors BouF-
bon whisky and Bourbon Demo
cracy are unalterably linked in even
political Renaissance, and are synopi-
nous terms. One can hardly think of
Democratic caucus in full blast without
entertaining mentalpictures of red noses,
black bottles and jugs on the side. The
tenets and traditions of the party alike
smell of the ''oh, be joyful" The last
Democratic president was only saved by
New York, which in turn was saved to
Democracy by the whisky power. In
Kansas in every state convention for
years the Democracy has solemnly re-
solved against prohibition and denounced
as unconstitutional and un-American the
police commission law. Yet we find in
the platform of last Saturday a terrific
denunciation of the police commissioners
of this city because they don't succeed in
more stringently enforcing law which
the Democratic party teaches is not
only unconstitutional but one that
ought to be trampled under foot. It's
like the imps of darkness resolving that
Heaven lacks holiness Bah. such work
is not only hypocritical, but it was be-
meath character, in that it contained a
covert personal attack. There is not a
score of Democrats in this city but that
would rejoice to see the prohibitory law
and the police commission law both
dead letters until repealed. The truth
is, and that convention knew it, very |
large majority of the Democrats of this
city are for high license law or big
revenue from whisky. Democrats who
10 not want this for the most part are
FOR free whisky, and when they set
themselves up as prohibitory monitors
md conservers of public morals all of
he rest of the world laughs in derision.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
Might Have Been Worse.

The Princess Charlotte. daughter oi
George ~, was young woman Of great
spirit and originality. One day she took
fancy to make her will, and in it be-
queathed all her property 70 ons Of bel
teachers. He was imprudent enough 70
keep the document. and was, IN conss-
quence, dismissed as soon as il was dis
covered.
The gentleman who then undertook
bis duties did 50 with great zeal. and
had reason TO find one. a. least, Of his
corrections productive OF good.
He CHANGED to enter the room when
the princess was reviling one Of her st-
tendant ladies. in great wrath. and after
giving her lecture on hasty speech, he
presented her with a book on the sub
lect-
A few DAYS later be found her Ftill
more furious and using languages even
more violent
Il am sorry % find your royal high
ness in such q passion" said he. "Yo1r
royal highnsss has not read the book !
gave you
Il did. my lord. cried shs ternpestu-
ously. IL both read f. and p-oE:sd oY
il. Otherwise I Easzld hays scratched
her eyes outi~-Youta's Companion
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

! Involuntary fattery Is sweet to the
soul, but its opposite, the obtuseness
which fails to recognize our good points,
is hard indeed to bear. A lady whose
portrait was on exhibition in certain
gallery had her own attention called to
it by the owner of the place B
has put some of his best work into this,
madam, said be. Everybody acknowl
edges it to be fine portrait"
'Does it remind you of any one?" asked
she, looking him full in the face.
"Why, mol don't know the original;
but she must certainly be very beauti-
full woman"
"Then you never saw herr
Never! Why" as some meaning in
her tone and merry face broke upon him,
sit isn't you'll"
The beautiful Mrs. Norton one day
went TO buy some plaster casts for her
niece to use as models in drawing. The
proprietor of the shop displayed large
collection of hands. arms and ears, and
finally held up very symmetrical nose.
There, ma'a am, said he, Il can safely
recommend that It's the Honorable
Mrs. Norten's nose. and hartists do buy
lot of en- It's very popular
The same failure to grasp the stua-
tion took place at the meeting OF two
Young women, at the reunion" Of q
prominent New England family. Fifth
cousins and relatives by name rather
than blood were talking together, some
times not knowing in the least who
was who" AID these two women espe-
cially had discovered that they had many
tastes il common, though as yet neither
had found for the other "a local habita-
tion and a name.
Il want chiefly 70 see Charlie PennelI's
wife, said one. w hen they were mar
ried he wrote my brother that she was
beauty. and had a mouth ike Cupid's
bow. Now, never met precisely that
sort Of mouth. and I've been on the LOOK
out for It all day.
NY dear" said the other merriiy. but
with little sadness in her eyes. Il an
Charlie's wife. That Capid's Dow Is now
before you, bat suppose ft has been
twznged 50 many times II saying don't
- the children. and complaining about
the cook and the housenaid that Il has
grown a. straight as tas liRe Of duty
Youths COMPANION
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22
THE sUB-TREAsURY SCHEME.

1t is at least charitable to presume that
tional Alliance have given little thought
or heed to the sub-treasury bill which is
the matter of contention between the
present officials of the Alliance and the
dissatisfied delegates assembled in con-
vention at st. Louis last week. i 1t is
scarcely conceivable that any large num-
Der of intelligent men should seriously
and soberly desire the federal govern
ment to go into the swarehousing busi-
ness and loan money to producers of
cereals and other farm merchandise
on the security of storage receipts
for such products. Yet President
Polk, of the Alliance, declares that
since the sub-treasury bill was
adopted by an Alliance convention
in December, 1889. and indorsed by the
Ocala convention year later, it there
fore Dehooves every member of the or
ganization to stand up in defense of the
measure, under penalty of being counted
out and branded as a traitor. Against
this dictum the delegates to the recent
st. Louis convention have vigorously
protested, and they appear to have a
large following among the western agri-
cuiturists.
Senator Stanford's cunningly devised
scheme to rally the horny-handed sons
of toll to his support in some future
presidential canvass may bear fruit, in
deed, but not of the sort anticipated.
The farmers themselves are likely to
5quelch his sub-treasury bill.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

A staff correspondent of the Chicago
News has made a careful investigation
of the political situation in Iowa, and
from his observations it is apparent that
the Republicans have a decided advant-
age in the pending contest. From his
dispatches-it appears that the condi-
tons are largely in favor of the election
of Mr.. Wheeler and the Republican state
ticket. Iowa has been Republican by a
large majority. The election of Mr..
Boies to the governship two years ago
was an accident, the result of accidents.
Now, with the incidental excitement of
1889 allayed and the prestige of a victory
in 1890, the Republicans are rallying to
carry the state this year. They are in
spired to active work by reason of the
fact that the election is magnified in i'm
portance as to its effect on the presl-
Dental election next wear.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

Notwithstanding his advanced age and
the oft repeated statement that his physi-
cal powers are gone, Mr.. Gladstone sig
nifies a willingness to again assume the
leading position in the English govern
ment provided the people of the country
express such desire at the next general
election. There is in this announcement
more involved to the venerable states
man than the honor such a preferment
will confer: it will be the vindication of
the principles and governmental policy
he has advocated for years, and long
stride toward the establishment of home
rule, the policy, the advocacy of which,
caused his retirement several years ago.
The restoration of Mr.. Gladstone to
power, even though he may be only
nominally so, will be a consummatIon
long and devoutly prayed for by large
portion of BritaIn's subjects and by their
sympathisers in the United States.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

Wednesday of last week was the hot
test September day ever noted in the
history Of the Signal service in Minneso-
ia and the Dakotas. the thermometer
having ranged from 95 to 100 degrees in
the shade. This would be accounted op-
pressive weather for midsummer, and its
recurrence at this time can only be re-
garded as phenomenal for the breezy
northwest region. Apart from the dis
comfort and the general hygienic effect,
this unreasonable weather is notsapt to
be attenden by any i'll effects, certainly
not in such of the harvest fields as yet
await the reaper.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

The Democracy of the country is
breathiDga trifle easier, for the moment.
now that Governor Campbell, the Ohio
leader, has sufficiently recovered from
his recent spell of Sickness to take the
stump. They regard his Sidney speech
as masterpiece of political craftiness
A ludicrous feature of the canvass is
Governor Campbell's attempt to establish
that Major McEinley's public record
shows him to have been an advocate of
free silver, though such an advocate the
democratic candidate apparently is not.
W nat have the Ohio Democrats gained
10y their silver plank if Governor Camp
Dell persists in refusing 10 stand upon it
ana tries instead 10 thrust it under the
unwilling feet Of Major Mckinley
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

The Century has had in preparation
for a year or two series of illustrated
articles on The Jews in New York. -
written by DIR. Richard Wheatlev
They deal with many phases of the sub
ject, including occupations, festivals and
feasts, family life and customs, charities,
clubs, amusements, education, etc. DR..
Wheatley has gathered the materials for
these papers in long and close study, and
he has had the assistance Of several we'll
known Hebrews.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

General orders No. s, issued from
headquarters, department of Kansas. G..
A. R., announce that the eighth annual
reunion of ex-Union soldiers and sailors
of the state of Kansas will be held at
Ellsworth, Kan, on October 6, 2, s and
9, under directions of the department of
Kansas, Grand Army of the Republic.
Prominent speakers of the state and
abroad viii be present to entertain the
boys. The railroads have established
one-fare rate for the occasion and it is
excected that the reunion will be the
largest and most enjoyable of any yet
held.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

After allowing centuries to elapse the
English people have at last erected me,
mortal to the memory of Christopher
Marlowe. an English dramatic writer,
who in many respects was as great as
Shakespeare. His 'Dr. Faustus" un-
doubtedly suggested to Goethe his great
tragedy of Faust" and his Edward
IL" foreshadowed Shakepeare's historical
dramas, there being also strong belief
that the second and third acts of Henry
VIZ were written by Marlowe. That he
led dissipated life and was killed in a
drunken brawl has been forgotten in the
knowledge of his genius.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

Michigan's wheat crop is estimated at
2s,00a,000 bushels. an astonishing heavy
yield. Spectators will see to it. how
ever. that the Michigan farmer viii have
no more money in his pocket and no
better clothes on his back than when his
crop was poor. That Is to say, the spec
ulator viii endeavor to do this, and the
Michigan farmers brother farmer ex-
tsnt seems to be a willin' Barkis. from
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

According to the figuring OF the stats
ticians Kansas farmers viii realize
from this years farming operations, full
10 per cent on their investments. This
being the case it viii require more gall
than we believe the average Kansas
farmer possesses 10 cause him 10 con-
tinue to advocate the unnecessary and
impracticsble government > per cent.
scheme. The situation does 90, warrant
the demand if It were practicable.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-22

Tie nomination Of Roswell P. Flower
for governor of New York is understood
TO be complete Knockout for Governor
Hill; but it is no less a shoulder hit for
Grover Cleveland's presidential aspira-
tions. If Flower should be elected COVER
nor 1t will come pretty near settling the
question of who viii be the Democratic
nominee for president.