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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Proof Positive.

Clara-I wonder if George drinks.
Dollie-Of course he does.
Glow do you lnow?'
Ills breath smells of cloves every
time he comes to see me. ''-IIarrisburg
Telegram.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Tie Had Warned Her.

Bunting-Why isn't breakfast ready?
Mrs. Bunting-The cook says her
clock stopped in the night.
Bunting told you that cook
was no prize beauty when you hired
her.-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
The Population Increasiny

P. II. Early, tho big policeman from
Albemarle, looked serious and solemn
while he patrolled his beat yesterday
morning. Two ten pound boys. twins,
caused him torefect. They made their
appearance Wednesday night. Mother
and twins are doing well.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
How 1t Brought Him Luck.

Old SPORT don't see how your left
hind foot of n graveyard rabbit killed
at midnight in tho dark of the moon
has brought you any luck yet.
Occasional Victinn-You don't, hey? 1
haven't gone to the races since L got
it. That's how.-Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
No Cause for Regret.

An Irishman who was shingling a
barn got too near the edge and rolled
off and fell to the ground.
"Oi wuz coomin' down anyway" he
reflected. "Oi wuz jist out O. nails."-
Judge
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
a Clear Case.

First Policeman-There's man that's
always nirtin' with the servant girls on
my beat. I'd like TO run him in, but
don't see how | can.
Second Policeman-Why not arrest
him on the charge Of personating an Of
fcer?-Life
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Boston Weather.

so You burned all of Miss Jilton's
letters? They must have made a very
hot fire."
mo; can assure you, they did not.
They produced simply stationery tenn
pcraturc. PUCK.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
STATUE OF GARIBALOI.

A Monument Erected Mt Nice by tho
French Government.
The city of Nice recently honorcd one
of her most celebrated sons, Giuseppe
Garibaldi, by erecting monument to
his memory. The renowned revolu-
tionary leader, who helped to unite
Italy and proved himself the most bit
ter enemy of the petty medieval dcs-
pots who reigned in the small princi-
palities of Italy up to the middle of the
nineteenth century, was born at Nice
when it belonged to the kings of Sar-
dinia He lived, fought and died an
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

GENERAL TRUsTEE-HoN. HENRY S.
TROUT, President First National
Bank, Roanoke, Va.
DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY = Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
tauso oftho Troul,lc.

Mrs. Brown-What's the matter witt
the ice cream, Johnnie?
Little Nothing, ma; onl,
sister has II big spoon.-Epoch
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
a stockholders Meeting.

~ special meeting of the stockholders
of the Oakland Improvement Company
was held at the office of Mr.. c. O'Leary
Yesterday morning. The general situa-
ton was reviewed and the members ex-
pressed themselves as satisfied with the
outlook for the company. The annual
meeting Of the stockholders will be held
in February.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Death on Appetites.

"How is your appetizer"
"All gone"
Glow do you think you lost it?"
~ ovcratc myself. Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
at His ExDense.

1--WE had lot of fun at Charlie Close
fists expense this summer" said re-
turned seaside resorter to her next
friend.
did your" was the confident reply.
We'll. I'll bet caramel you didn't
have anything else" - Detroit Free
Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
He Had u Choice.

Hired BOY ION farm)-Kin go fish
in this afternoon
Farmer-No. but be good boy and
work hard n mebbe next week you kin
go to funeral
Hired Ioy-Kin go to your'n?-
Epoch.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Plausible.
names

"Why do they number convicts?"
because they've lost their good
names. Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
On tho Way to tho Yosemite,

Algernon (his first western trip)-Aw,
| suppose you see n good many queer
people about here, don't you?
Native-Waal, yes, stranger; when the
trains from the east come injury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
And tho Old Chan Dicd.

The King of Beasts-Comc, get out Of
here, Monk; don't you know I'm the
boss of this place.
The Monls-Excusc me, old chap, but
l think you're n lion.-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
A Modern Zanthippe.

Tommy-Mamma, is your name Soc
rates?
Mothcr-Of course not, Tommy.
What makes you ask such n silly cues
ton?
Tommy-Nothing, except heard pa
say that he and Socrates had the same
kind of n wifc.-Tcxas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
BUILDING ASSOCIATIONS.
A FIRST-ClASS INVESTMENT.

we oner tho best security in the city
anu pay semi-annual dividends.
AS A WINGS RANK
TINS institution offors special induce.
ato rad up shares $50 each. In
S nsan me shares 81 por month. Shares
f 10y oo subscribed for at any time. For
NJ rEopLE'S PERPETUAL LOAN
AND BUILDING ASSOCIATION
WIN. &. WINCH,
Masonic Temple. iou".:
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Guess Again.

Ethel-Chappie is sure now that mar
rage is a lottery.
Maud-What has convinced him?
Ethel-Ile told Jessie he guessed he
would make her his wife and she told
him to guess again."-N. Y. Herald.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Ills Accomplishment,

Visitor-Johnny. do you speak Che
truth?
Johnny-Yes'm; and can lie pretty
well, too.-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
The Lcopard-What do you think OF
that man with camera who went by
here about an hour ago?
Lion-Oh! he's out of sight.-Lifc.
Tho Force OF Memory.

"Why did you trcmble so at that mo-
mcnt?" asked his friend "Are you
ill?"
NO." the other answered.; "but I
saw bent pin on the pavement and
and used to be q schoolmaster, you
know. Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Tho Wise Old Man.

30 papa, let me kiss you right on that
dear little bald spot
Whose bill is it, and how much?'-
Liza
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
How Sho Helps Hin,

Mrs. Bumpus- When married man
has any trouble he has his wife to help
him bear 1t.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

Bumpus- indeed; and she gen.
orally bears it all around the entire
neighborhood. Brooklyn Citizen.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
A PItisble Case,

Judge-What is the charge against
this man?
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
what lilo Needed.

dinner.
Pat-Faith. an it's not that want.
Tho great made is dinner for me appc.
titei--Lippincott's.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

buskets; In fact, every kind OF baskets
at Andrews, Boone & Engleby's.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

THE best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns. and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
Christian s. Barbee.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
A Tip.

whats the French for finger
bowls?'"
twenty-five cents 70 the waiter."-
Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

HAND painted placques and panels
Thompson & Co.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
THIS is WHY THE OFFER 1sMAnu

u
The COMPLETE SET CONSISTS or
TWENTY-FIVE NOVELS:
I. Waverly,
Q. Ivanhoe,
3. Kenilworth,
4. Guy Mannoring;
S. Antiquary,
9. Rob Roy,
Z. Old Mortality.
8. Bride of Lammermoor
0. Black Dwarf,
10. Heart of Mid Lothian,
IL; The Monastery,
IL. The Abbot,
10. Tho Pirate,
Ia. Fortunes of Nigel,
Is. Peveril of the Peak,
16 Quentin Durward,
II. st. Romans Well,
1s. Red Gauntlet,
10. The Betrothcd,
20. The Talisman,
81 Woodstock,
%. Fair Maid Of Perth,
30. Anne of Geierstein,
"a Count Robert of Paris
25. Surgeons Daughter,
TWENTY-FIVE NOVELS FOR THE
FORMER PRICE OLE ONE.
WITHIN EASY REACH OF ALL.
THESE NOVELS ARE HANDSOME
IL MO. BOOKS. THE PRINT is
GOOD. THE PAPER IS GOOD
AND THE BOOKS ARE
NEATLY BOUND.
WE WILL DELIVER THE SETS
FREE TO EACH SUBSCRIBER.
AGENTS WANTED AT EVERY PosroFF1oH
IN SOUTHWEST VIRGINIA, AND SOUTH
ElN WEST VIRGINIA TO SECURE
SUBSCRIPTIONS.
TO EVERY PERSON SENDING us
FIVE NEW SUBSCRIBERS FOR
THE WEEKLY TIMES ATSI
EACH PER YEAR WITH
OUT THE BOOKS, OR 80
Each WITH THE BOOKS, WE
WILL SENDA SET OF BOOKS FREE.
ALL SUBSCRIBERS TO THE WEEKLY TINES
CAN HAVE THE BENEFIT OF THIS Of
FER. IF YOU ARE IN ARREARS
SEND US SO TO PAY UP AND
GET THE BOOKS.
IF YOUR SUBSCRIPTION IS ABOUT OUT SEND
S2 TO RENEW AND GET THE BOOKS.
TERMS INVARIABLY CASH I'M
ADVANCE.
ALL REMITrANcEs SHOULD BE MADE
PAYABLE TO
THE ROANOKE TIMES PUB co.
DRESS WORK
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

Judge will decide tomorrow whcth-
er TO send him to lunatic asylum or
the poorhousc.-GoodN News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

THE George Steck, Weber, Chase,
Jacob Bros, Everett and Cornet pianos
are woll and favorably known in the
music world. The Smith Music Com.
pany have Thorn.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

The Weber piano is strictly first
class instrument. Its reputation is es
tablished. The Smith Music Co. sell it
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

THE GREATEST OFFER nvpp
MADEi
THE WEEKLY TIMES
FOR ONE YEAR
AND THE
WAVERLY NOVELS COMPLErp
FOR S2o0.
WE WANT 2.ooO NEW SUBSCRIBERS
foK THE WEEKLY TIMES
BY JUNE IST.
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WITHIN EASY REACH OF ALL.
WE WILL DELIVER THE SETS
FREE TO EACH SUBSCRIBER.

AGENTS WANTED AT EVERY PosTOFFICB
IN SOUTHWEST VIRGINIA, AND SOUTH
ERN WEST VIRGINIA TO SECURE
SUBSCRIPTIONS
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
THE BASE BALL GIRL.

Kate AGStsrson, IN Kansas city star.
She's very swagger maiden, of figure rather
tai,
And she doesn't talk like other girls, but only
Of base ball
She's pert. and sometimes pretty, when she
speaks about the game
And she thinks TO Gs a pitcher is the highest
need OF fame.
She'll clap her tan loved hands in glee to cheer
splendid hit,
And sometimes when her side has won she ii
hirt ittis Bit
But II you speak the love that does your foolish
heart enthrail,
Shell tell you YOU must join nine and study
to play ball.
She talks of "Aies" and "liners" in a manner
that is pat;
She can tell You IN minute who 1t IS that's at
the bat;
She dot on Keefe and Conner and raves about
their So urves,"
And you'd really think she had been con
structed without nerves.
For she doesn't mind it If foul comes spinning
TO her side;
She catches it and sends it back, and looks quite
She's up on al the double plays and marks them
on her cuff;
But she cannot keep score card, though she
makes n splendid bluff.
Beware the base ball maiden and her fetching
little WAYS;
She's deaaiier than the summer girl that now
in ambush lays
She comes in with the Springtime, and there's
mischi in her eye;
And though she doesn't look it, she's most in
tensely fly
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
LIVE STOCK.

EAST LIBERTY, PA, July 2.-Cattle--
Receipts. 525 head; shipments, SCI head !;
market steady at Yesterdays prices.
Hogs-Receipts. LOO head: shipments,
eco head; market irm; Philacelphles
s5 0Oa5 10; best Workers and mixed 81 Soa
90; common TO fair Workers a 6oa4 a5;
pigs - 00a4 80.
Sheep-Receipts, 1900 head; shipments,
LOCO head; market slow at yesterdays
prices.
CHICAGO, July Cattle, receipts ll,0O
head shipments 3 coo head; market steady
and strong TO shade higher: choice 70 ex-
ira steers s. 75a6 IS; others "a sSa5 30;
Texans - S5a4 IS; ssockers & 5OaS 50;
cows s. S5ai ~.
Hogs-Receipts $4,000 head; shipments
IS, coo head: market active and higher and
closing steady; rough and common a Goa
10: mixed and packers e. 5)a4 65; prime
heavy a 70a4 50; light 81 50ai 50.
Sheep-Receipts 5000 head; ship
ments $500; market active; best grades
steady To stronger, others weaker; natives
81 5Oa5 %; westerns 81 55ai S.; lambs 90 %
afi ~
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
PETROLEUM.

NEW YORK, July 2-Petroleum opened
steady, advanced nc on covering OF few
shorts, then became dull and remained so
until the close. Pennsylvania oil, August
option opening 663sc; highest t6tsc' lowest
66sEc; closing 665sc. Lima oil l4c. Total
sales 5000 barrels.
On. CITY, PA, July Opened 659sc'
highest C6s<c lowest 6ossc; closed Gos4c
Sales LOCO barrels; clearances 5000 bar
rels: charters - barrels; shipments
50, $50 barrels; rms 62, 400 barrels.
PITTsb PA, July 2.-Opened, closed
and lowest 661S, highest oo5s.
BRADFORD, PA, July 2.-Opened 66Hc;
closed G6s[c; highest 67lsc; lowest 66S.c;
clearances, 1900 barrels.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03

1900 bushels. Oats active; No. 2 white
42c; receipts, S,oo0 bushels. Rye quiet;
No. 2 7SaS0c: receipts 100 bushels Hay
quiet at $40 50al2 00Provisions unchanged.
Butter firm: creamery fancy 1870 Eggs
steady at l71<c. Coffee duh at lss<c.
TOLEDO, O., July 2.-Wheat active
and higher; cash 81 OK; July 95c; August
exc; December ESQ., Corn active; cash
5SlSc Oats quiet: No. 2 white sec. Glover
Seed steady: cash "a co. Receipts-Flour
200 barrels; Wheat 1900 bushels; corn,
5000 bushels; Oats 5000 bushels Ship
ments-Flour, 500 barrels; wheat 1000
bushels; corn, 1000 bushels; Oats 100
bushels; Rye 200 bushels.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03

Nealtl is Wealth!
GRAIN


n. Wzsr's NERVE AND BRAIN TExAr
". gnsrsntsed specific for Hysteria, DlzSi
S S5Sl convgsiOns, Riss; Nervous NeuTalg zh
deSeeS sicobol or tsbacco, WakefulRess, Merta
as sssion. Scftening Of the Brain, resulting II
UelIr;tv ana leading to misery decay and death
IpS-eHsture ole Age, Barrenness, Loss Of Powe'
f Ess''6, sr sex, Involuntary Losses and Sperma
M IA :. caused by oVer-exertion Of the brain
soIti abuse or OVsr-InSulgence. Each box COZ
Sses..so ere months treatment t1.00 box or sil
so-ss for 500, ssnt by mail prepaid on secslp
OF ''' Suala-iee Six S0xes
- .--s any case n ith each order received by
10 -, civ Noxes accompanied with 800, we will
rs. - the purchaser written guarantee to re-
49, the money II the treatment does not effect
INC GuRr8n tees issued only through
A'1' EdcLAIE BROTHERS,
Druggists Sole . ASsn asssss Mc MSs., sOcT
faaT
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03

tragedy which occurred three years
ago. Allen Waters and igueshal Hultz
were neighbors, and both were promi-
nent and respected, but the former had
more OF this worlds. goods than the
latter which caused great deal OF
envy and jeaIously. At mass meeting
Waters made munifcent subscription
to a new railroad and Hultz made a
sneering remark that Waters had better
pay his debts. A quarrel ensued in
which Waters was shot three times and
killed.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
WOMAN's LOVE.
One who Would Have Died to Shield
Her Lover From Disgrace.


Her Lover From Disgrace.
DENVER, COL, July 1.-Detective
Reno, with his prisoner Madame Philo,
arrived here this morning. Last jan
nary Madame Philo was arrested Tor
the theft of a one thousand dollar
check from the office Of e. A. New
kirk. State agent of the Mutual Benefit
life Insurance Company. After her
release on a SIS, ZOO bond she disguised
herself and went to Chicago, where
She engaged in dress making. She
was found by Detective Reno, and
while on the way to Denver, across
Illinois. jumped from the rapidly NOV
ing train, sustaining severe injuries.
After her recapture she made full
confession 70 the detective. Her con-
fession duplicates C. NJ. Newkirk, a
brother OF the insurance agent. She
throws the whole blame on him, and
saws he forged his brothers name TO the
check and then induced her to deposit
the check, afterwards drawing the
money from the bank. 1t was through
her love for Newkirk, she says, that she
consented 70 the crime, and it was TO
shield him from disgrace that she at
tempted suicide by jumping from the
train. Newkirk was arrested and jailed
Tonight
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
An Object Lesson.
Boston Herald.

Boston Herald.
A man went into crowded store to
buy some stockings for his wife.
Il want striped Ones" he said to the
clerk.
eve have very few stripes, sir, the
clerk replied, "they are not so much
worn now"
Are you sure?"
''Oh, yes! quite surel l Will Demon
strate the fact TO you"
Then he leaned over the counter and
shouted Rats" "See!" he added.
eyes" said the customer; "giye me
plain colors."
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
BAD ERUPTION ON NECK
Sorely Afflicted Nearly Three Years. Used
Prescriptions From Three uoctoss
without any Benefit.
After using Cuticura Two Days, the scabs
all Dropped OF. Cure WAS Quick
and Complete.

suffered for nearly three years with an erup'
ton on my neck. and used prescriptions from
thee doctors curing that tims which did me
no good. purchased CUTIoURA REMEDIES and
the second day after using IL the scabs all
dropped of aud never scsb6ed over any more
Before used up the second set OF CuTiouRA
my neck was entirely well, and has been wen
ever since, and all tnat can s2y Tor II Is lnn'
whereas was soreiy afflicted anu DOW well,
and all from the use OF CUTIcuRA REMEDIES.
y. w SMITH,
Lynchwood p. O., Kershaw City, 5. G.
This is to certify that the above testimony IS
CORE {. a. purchased the CUTicURA ana ga"
It's effects while using. w D sMrh
Notary Public for the State OF South Carolina.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
DRY GOODS.

New YoRK, July 2.-Business in dry
goods tends 10 increased quiet as the holi-
day approaches. Agents made the follow
ing prices Of prints Delmarine ianc!es DC;
Steeley fsncies &c; Delmarine MORNINGS
&c; Harvey fancies +l5c; Hartman shirt
ings $40. The general market was hrIn.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03

Nos. Q ana g. daily, y. y. v. Limited, rvn solil
between New YORK and Cincinnati with Yesit
buis Sleeper between Wasbinzton and Loois
Vile and between Cincinnati and Oh Pcin
Comfort.
Nos. I and solid trains with Puliman glssysu
bstwssn Cincinnati and Wsshington. No. 2 Las
Pullman Sleeper Ronctyerts 70 Oid Point Con-
fort daily
No fwiii stop 81 white Sulphur 70 isf %
passengers from points vest u hgntinftCn ans
70 take on p,ssengsrs for points east q Csaf
IOtfsviile.
Train No. s lsayss Clifton Forge a s.S0a N
and afriyes g Charlottesville AZ i0.50 q m.
HUNTINGDON DIVISION &c. n. leays
Clifton Forge daily s.o0a. N. arrive fnr.inTtcr
go ?. m. No. "A. daily, leave Hrriinrt0n t8
q m, arrive Clifton Forge so ,. m. No. "A,
daily srcspt Sunday. leave Eass 8eueii so e.
~. arrive HsEtingfon 1000 a. m. No. r. daily
except Sunday, lssFe HuntingtoD 100 ,. NJ, AZ
rive East S~Eeii los .. =.
CINCINNATI DIVISION: No. ~, daily sr-
cep. sunday, leave Huntington 80 a. N, arrive
Cincinnati BIB a m. No. -. daily excrrt
Sunday, cave Cincinnati 400 ?. "a. ayf.te
-rntingtoE $50 ?. u. 10. 10 daily srfept
Sunday, leave NeysFills c:i3 4. NJ, arrive Ca
cinnsfl $50 a. n. 80. ~, daily ercepf sun8ay,
leave CiscinBaii SOD y. n, srfigs ksysyliIs
Nv FuLLEE. Gsr7 Pass. Az
OSCAR g. MURRAY, Tra1hc Manager.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
want Their wages Restored.

SHARPsBURG, PA, July 1.-The en-
ployes of the Claire & Sharpsville fur
naces will strike tomorrow morning I'M
less the cut In wages made some time
ago is removed. Other furnaces In the
Shenango Valley will likely fol-
low Should the manufactures refuse.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03

Baggage checked through 10 destination q
w. J. ROBINSON. General Passenger Agent
PArkefsbufe. W. Va.
Al. DANDY, Assistant General Passenger
Agent Parkesshurg, W Va
ing, WA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
The Old Chestnut-FamIly Feud.

PORT GIBSON, La. July 1.-C. l..
Reeves. residing in the Brandywine dis
trict of this county, met his orother-in-
law. Isaac Rush, on the public road this
morning and fired a load Of buckshot
into him, inficting what is believed to
be a mortal wound. The shooting Was
the outcome of q family feud. Reeves
irnmediately left the country.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
Not The same. Not the Same.
Boston Courier.

Boston CONTteT
Fdith-"You can't imagine how Mr..
Rnlfnch complimented your singing"
Ethel-"Did he, thought
Edith-"Yes; he said twas simply
heavenly"
Ethel-"Really?'
Edith-"Well, just the same thing;
he said twas simply unearthly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
AIID-SUMMER WIT.
Some of the Brightest Efforts of the Press
Punsters.
Detroit Free Press.


Punsters.
Detroit Free Press.
Three or four youngsters were play
ing on the dock, when the quarrel
arose.
II amt no kid" exclaimed one, "and
you shan't call me that"
"You are, too" urged the aggresSor.
81 amt; I'm as big as y)u are"
you're a kid just the same"
81 amt, neither"
you are"
Il amt"
Eyes, you are, for I heard my pap
say your pap was a regular OLD goat,
that'came home full every night. And
what's young goat but kid"
Then the fight began.
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A Reward of Merit.
Boston Herald.

Bank Teller-'Wiil you tase It rs
presumption, madam, II oirer yon
these few roses? ,u
Miss Carsmella Golddust-T don't
Rank Teller-"I am aware OF that;
Int Won are the only woman 10 the his
torv of this bank who ever Endorsed a
check on the right end.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
caused by Envy.

COLUMBIA, Mo-, July 1t am in
nocent" said Marshal Hultz last even
ing. and then killed himself by cutting
his throat with pocket knife. The
suicide is the last act OF deplorabIe
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-03
a Good line Shot.

.sWho was Peter2" asked a Texa.
Sunday school teacher
peter was brick
"Why, Johnny, am surprised al
at says so in the Bible, anyhow,
raed II the other day. 1t says' Thor