The Russellville Democrat., 1891-06-11

aNirtoa. snd !, holain infatoo- ated man by the coat collar, virtoo, sir, k its own reward. Look at me" He did book fst me. and qnaled bel my ease. 'The fact iz, continued, look ins round oIl the hungry crowd, there is scarcely offs for every iIe lamp car rid round durin this cainpane l wish thare was. wish thare was turin mis- sions to be filled on varis lonely Islands where eppydennics rage necessarily, and if was in Old Abe's place I'd send every mothers son of you to them What air you here for9" l continnered, warmin up considerable. scan't you giv Abe minit's peace2 Don't you see he's world most to death? Go home, you miserable men, go horne & till the silel Go to peddlin tinware go to chop pin wood go to bilin sope stuff sas- sengers black boots git a clerkship on sum respectable manure cart go round as original Swiss Bell Ring ers--becum .origenal and only Camp bell Minstrelsgo to lecturin at % dollars q nite-imbark in the peanut bizness- scrite for the Ledgersaw off your legs and go round giyia concerts, with tuchin appeals to a charitable pub lie, printed on your handbills anything for an honest living, but don't come round here drivin' Old Abe crazy by your outrajis cuttings up! Go home. Stand not upon the order of your goin', but 20 to oncti Eff in five minits from this time," sez I, pullin' out my new sixteen dollar hnntin cased watch and brandishin it before their eyes, sEf in five minits from this time q single sole of you remains on these here premises, I'll go out to my cage near by, and let my Boy Constructor loose! & ef he gifts amung you, you'll think old Solferino has cum again and no mistake!"
 You ought to hev seen them scamper, Mir. Fair. They run orf as tho Satun hisself was arter them with red hot ten pronged pitchfork. In five minits the premises was clear.
 .How kin ever repay you, Mir. Ward, for your kindnesssp sed Old Abe, advancin and shakin me warmly by the hand. How kin ever repay you, sir?''
 "By givin the whole country good, sound administration. By poerin' ile upon the troubled waturs, North and South. By pnrsooin' patriotic, firm, and just course, and then if any State wants to secede, let lem Seseshw
 "How bout my Cabinit, Mister Ward?" sed Abe.
 "Fill it up with Showmen, sir! Show men is devoid of politics. They hain't got any principles. They know how to cater for the public. They know what the public wants, North & South. Show men, sir, is honest men Eff you doubt their literary ability look at their post CTS. and see small bills Elf you want Cabinit as is Cabinit fill it up with showmen, but don't call on me. The moral wax igger perfeshun mustn't be permitted to go down while there's drop of blood i'll these vains! A. Linkin, I wish you welll Elf Powers or Walcutt wus to pick out model for beautiful man, scarcely think they'd sculp you; but eff you do the fair thing by your country you'll make as putty angel as any of us! A Linkin, use the talent which Nature has put into you judishus- ly and firmly, and all will be welll A. Linkin, adoor'
 He shook fhe cordyully by the hand we exchanged picters, so we could gaze upon each others liniments, when far away from one another-he at the hellum of the ship of State, and l at the hellum or the show bizness- ss-admittance only 15 capts