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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Continuation Of
MOSSEL SALE
AT wORMLEY's HOTEL PARLoRs,
Corner 18th and II sts

Embracing beautiful specimens Of Louis XIV, XIV
and XVI Cabinets. Tables. Secretaries Chairs, &c.
Empire and Marguerite pieces of the finest design and
workmanship Finely Carved Ivories Fine speoi-
mems of Jade and splendid assortment of Old Dutch
Irish and English Repousse Silver. Large Elegantly
Carved Oak Tall Hall Clock, Cambridge and Whiting
ton chimes. month. moon and day. Beautiful Gilt
Hanging Mirrors. French Cabinets. Secretaries,
Chairs. Tables. &c. Old sevres and Dresden VAST
and Porcelains. Ormolu Csndles.icks. Beautiful
Verni Martin Parlor Cabinets and Sheffield Plated
ware. Also some superb pieces Of FLEMISH and
BOWER TAPESTRIES.
To b. sold at public auction in the wormley Hotel
pariovs. corner OF 18th and II sts W.. on wEDNES-
DAY. THURSDAY AND FRIDAY. APRIL FIJI
TENTH, SIXTEENTH AND SEVENTEENTH AT
ELEVEN M. AND THREE P. NJ each day.
On exhibition MONDAY and Tuesday, April ID and
IA. from an until pm
N. B.-Catalogue can be had at the hotel or at the
office of the auctioneers. 400 q st.
Purchasers can have their goods packed and shipped
to point in the United States Parties interested
articles of value and excellence should not fail
to be present at TINS exhibition and sale.
LATIMER SLOAN,
ap10-Jt Auctioneers.
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AUCTION SALES.
FUTURE DAYS.

FUTURE DAYS.
II ArcLIrFE DARR 90. Aar,sqsesr..
TWO Two-sToRy FRAME HOUSES. NOS. 500
AND 2s IHIRTkEN. ASD-A.HALF sTREEf
s oSSTTHwksT bbbf~ ireriSosAS AND srkkErs
r fp ho Isi sFFTTtfFfSSSSs APRIL TWIN
ouns s s o a2 2s .l ~ ss :SS lsss s Vim
,ss, .,e,h lis let insas. to ls,es, ssy sndm-
Term. owe md sseys n0 an sG iseS 1s%ss ..
70W; To b. paid in cash. or al o..h. The cur
DAY. from sale o,hervf. IN. rshi r--srve % r..s
Deposit q sio ono on ' each o. hsSss " Iroh Al
Vesaneinr and reoOrI,n r. 2 Egrssa-sys se-
h go Penn ave. nv
EXTRAORDINARY orPoRruNITY FOR BUsi-
MSS INVESTMENT.
SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED PROPERTY AT
Sksts 81 asTA A ss
a sNB go sT T Ts ANP s @ AIS soS 90
dsRs B sSHF AID fsErR 2aIhsP aBS Sic
BY virtue OF the authority vested in tho under
siyned hy certain deed IN trust duly recorded %
Word. s S the p sSs q .S SSf q The s.S
the parties Interested thersin. the UNDERSIGNED VII
III DGs r2SSo6S afsf iht
guished on the ground plat OF plan OF the CITY q
AL 2E LOT AND The SOUTH
NUMBERED @OH
contained IN the following metes and bounds. 10 VA
Commencing n the southwest Of lot In aid
square thence 50 ph street thence north
on said h street 100 fest thence east 80 feet 20 sid
lot numbered 3. thence south line of lot
square feet.
This property IL improved over %. whole extent tH
4story brick buildings used and ten~nents
oculied and yielding fair annual rental. The loca-
uon "a one OF the best IN the city. south Of
the Junction OF Sth and streets accessible by all the
street car nd herc ines the Inter build
ms the Washington Loan and Trust Co. . buildins.
also the Post Patent and Sixth Auditors ofces aud
ossr nne bndinss making u splendid site ior srxs
Terms: one-fourth cash. balance one. two and
three years. secured by deed Of prpns>s
sold bearing interest at the Of Per cent er an
mum from the day Of sale. all cash. at the pur-
chssers option. deposit Of eli 800 required the
time q sale Terms 20 he complied with In days
nom the day Of sale otherwise the rht TO
resell q the rsk and cost Of the defsultns purchaser
after i've days advertisement In
hshed in Washington. ID. q. AL convey ancins ~
cording, &c. at purchasers cost
TAILMADGE A. LAMBERT,
apll-d&ds Trustee. 40 9Th ". n -.
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A Il Stockwell Of the Consolidated Ex-
change in New York has announced his suspen-
sioa-
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nUNCANsoN BROS. Auction.ers.


AND BASEMENT BRICK DWELLINGS,, NUM-
S S6ksEER ~. w ils MP Ill9 T STREET
By virtue of three certain deeds to us bear
ing date on the LIST day Of November. A. D. 1871 and
duly recorded in Lber No. 12S4 folios :}N 81 and
3l5. one OF the land records Of the District OF Column
bia and AT the request of the holder the notes
cured thereby We will sell at public auction in front Of
the premises on MONDAY, THE TwENTN-SEV-
O'CLOCK NJ. the following Property situate in the
ing lots 81, 80 and coin Charles A. Leinars suiiiyls
ion OF lot - in A. g. Haleys subdivision Of lots in
square 6 as recorded in book Is. 81 Of records
IN the once Of the surveyor of the District of Column
ba, together with the in thereon consist
ing OF three twosory and basement brick dwellings,
Each house will lie offered and sold separately
Terms Of sale: One-third balance one and two
years. with interest at per cent semi-annually Sc
cured by deed Of trust properly sold. A deposit
600 will be required each house at time OF sale
Terms TO be coplied with in ten days. otherwise the
the right to resell the property at risk
yNo- i. BEALL. TRUSTEE.
DUNcANsoN BROS. Auctioneers. mh2s-eod
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1CHOMAs BOWLING 4 son. Auct,oneers.

PEEEMPr0RY SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
PROPERTY No. 3264 n STREET, GEORGE
TOWN.
At au't ton, on WEDNESDAY APRIL FIFTEENTH,
1891. at FIVE O'CLOCK Pm, shall sell on the
premises part of lot No: 80 square 49, fronting II
4ee ON the south side of street by depth of
buildins bein. premises No. 1904 street.
secured by deed trust on the property or ali cash.
at the option OF the purchaser deposit OF hun
dred dollars ($lUU at the of sac All Conveyance
ing ana recording at purchasers cost
apS-d&ds Auctioneers
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COLUMBIAN UNIVERSITY.
Annual Reunion of Her Alumni at the Ar
lington Last Night.

OVER HUNDRED PERSONS PREsENT-Ay ENJOY
ABLE BANQUET AND SOME BRILLIANT AND ELo-
QUENT sPEEcHEs-sTATIsTIcs SHOWING THE
RAPID GROWTH OF THE UNIVERSITY.
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EDUCATION N MEDICINE.

DIR. W. p. Carr responded to the toast 'Edu-
cation in medicine" in . humorous manner
thatkept everybody laughing during half of
his speech. He told Of the manner In which
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WALTER B. WILLIAMS CO.. Auctionecr..

AZ PUBLIC AUCTION.
VALUABLE AND VERY DESIRABLE BUILDING
LOTS FRONTING ON NORTH CAPITOL
STREET NORTHWEST AND NORTHEAST
NEAR NEW YORK AND NEAR FLORIDA
On WEDNESDAY. APRIL FIFTEENTH. at HALF
PAST FOUR O'CLOCK 7. NJ, shall sell, in front of
the premises lots lob, 1O4 and Ill Saunders ct al
SUP Of square 0lI being northwest of street.
4OxlUQ and corner OF Hanover street and North
toll 22xlOO. Also six lots square 1tjs, fronting
North Capitol near Florida n.e., Is feet
each by a shallow depth.
These lots are oil grade and economic for building
PURPOSES. No letter ground has Teen offered the
market. Situated the line of the electric rail-
Ioaa and in a section rapidly growing in Importance.
sold on easy and usual tern SlCO down On each lot
at time of SAFE. Sale 20 be closed in IN Gays.
sp1l-4t WALTER b. VILLA & go, Aucts.
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AUCTION SALES.
THIS AFTERNOON.

SIx FINE BUILDING LOTS ON U STREET NEAR
~ F00SsRTEENS MI, STREET NORTHWEsT AND
NEAR STREET NORTHWEST.
On WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. APRIL FIJI
TENTH, commencing at FIVE O'CLOCK, we viii
sell, in front of the premises,
LOTS 43. ~. 20. AZ. AZ and AZ, square o37.
EACH Of these lots have of Is feet on street
corner of 14th, and have depth Of loo feet to
l0foot alley.
Also,
IMMEDIATELY AFTER, WE WILL SELL
Lot ri, square 237,
Fronting ~ feet On l4th street. Just north Of street.
and with a depth OF 1Uo feet to a 1.j-foot alley
These lots are among the best in the city suitable
for dwellings and business purposes being on grade
severed, waered &C.. situated in rapidly IMPROVING
section of city.
Terms; nethird cash; balance in one and two years
notes TO bear per cent interest payable
ally and to oe secured by deed OF trust premises
sold or all cash. at option OF purchaser. deposit of
It purcnssers cost Terms to be compiled with in Is
days otherwise rig reserved resell at rsk and cost
OF deiauting purchaser purchasers after days ad
yertisenent OF such resale in some newspaper pub
Hshed in Washington, ID. G.
apSdSds DUNCANsON BROS. Auctioneers.
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THOMAS BOWLING I SON. Anc.iOne.r..

NJ HHIEh D. WILLIAMS CO., Auctioneers-
A CHOICE COLLECTION OF EXTRA LARGE
k0SEs HARDY RHoDODENDRoNs, JAPA-
MISE AND CHINESE AZALEAs AND OTHER
SHoiGE PLANTS FROM JOHN sAUL's
vanis avenue. FRIDAY, APRIL SEVENTEENTH,
WALTER B. WILLIAMS SEQ,
An
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THOMAS BOWLING. Auctionssr.

apgtomy2 RADCLIFFE. DARi
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spoke VI Inc lEuc Cpfis VI III hluuiuus IN
a manner that aroused each one present to bet
ter motives at least for the time. His address
was eloquent and stirring, as he appealed for
higher standards in life and more refinement
in the everyday walks. Columbian Univcr-
sity. he said, has viEdicated most successfully
its right TO exist il she has done nothing more
than to contribute to the world such men as
DIR. Grammer to show other men the right line
of life and to inspire them to better thoughts
by his words. His speech was the best re-
Spouse to his own toast, an object lesson as to
the spirit that should animate an alumnus of
any college or university. The aim OF each
graduate should be to solve the problem Of how
best to make Of the rstitution what its founders
and other alumni wish ii to be. 1t should have
an endowment of at least 81, coo, 900. Don't
wait until you are old and die, he exhorted his
hearers, and bequeath to the university that
VIII, which is not yours to give, bu. give while you
potent, and when they are needed.
Here in Washington is the beginning Of
the foundation Of great national university.
God forbid that the government should ever
go down into its pocket for funds with which TO
found any institution that should be the least
bit susceptible to any sectarian influences
this remark was greeted with tremendous ap-
plause that lasted some minutesl-or devoted to
the benefit OF any one denomination. II Is not
a matter Of denominationalism, but q matter of
the constitution. Endow the university with
scholarships and professorships and make Of il,
little by little, the great national university.
The spirit Of an alumnus should be one Of cul-
ture, science, refinement, knowledge and
utility, as this is the spirit of the university.
Why should not every business man be cultured
as well as the lawyer or the doctor or the
minister. A man is more than his trade, more
than q real estate agent He Is . man, but he
must not run into ruts and grooves.
Mr.. Warner, before introducing the next
speaker. spoke highly Of the hard work that
had been done by Secretary Hodgkins in get
ting up the reunion.
EDUCATION N MEDICINE
DIR. W. p. Carr responded to the toast "Edu-
cation in medicine in . humorous manner
thatkept everybody laughing during half Of
his speech He told Of the manner In which
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Tho afternoon session Of the congress began
at o'clock. The committee on permanent
organization reported for permanent officers
as follows: Permanent chairman, Gov. ID. L.
W. Springer Of Illinois; vice presidents, one
from each state. After Gov. Francis was
escorted to the chair he made q short speech,
and then called for the reading of the letters
of regret from various parties. The congress
then adjourned until am. today.
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/ ATIMER & SLOAN. Aurtioneers,
~ 14Oo st., near U. 5. Treasury.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
A Bit of History.
Chattanooga Times.

Chattanooga Times.
Speaking of the demand (Alliance)
for an income tax, as an alleged
Democratic principle, we give the
brethren who assert this a pointer:
The Democratic party supported in
1864, 1868, 1872 and 1876, candidates
for the Presidency, who had been,
during its existence, strongly opposed
to the tax. Another pointer: The
war income tax was repealed in 1871,
every Democrat in the House and
Senate voting for the repeal, as we
remember, and its chief champions
being Republicans Of such promi-
hence as Sherman and Morrill,. The
bill to repeal the tax passed the Sen
ate by 26 ayes, % nays; the House by
a very close vote, the ayes and nays
not being taken. 1t is a policy Of
revenue that the Democrats may
adopt; but to say that it is one Of the
principles of the party is not accord
ing to the truth of history.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

Cholera infantum has lost its ter
rors since the introduction of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea
Remedy. When that remedy is used
and the treatment as directed with
each bottle is followed, a cure is GER
tain. Mr.. A. w. Walter, "A promi-
neat merchant at Walterburg, H.,
says; 1t cured my baby boy of chol-
era infantum after several other REM
edies had failed. The child was so
low that he seemed almost beyond
the aid of human hands or reach of
any medicine" % and 80 cent bot
ties for sale by Ritchey & Bostick
Druggists, McMinnvile, Tenn.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
a GOOD

fier, when his system needs tonic, when
his system is breaking down from blood
imfurity or some wasting disease, he will
demand of his druggist bottle OF Bulls
Sarsaparilla, and on no occasion be per-
suaded to take anything that may be off
cred in its stead as being Just as good"
There is no other remedy so good as Bulls
Sarsaparilla for such diseases as scrofula,
syphilitic affections, salt-rheum, itch, &C.
zema, bimples, sores, rheumatism, lame
back, swollen joints, aching muscles, nerv-
Gus weakness, nervous debility, loss of
appetite, loss of flesh, loss of strength,
sleeplessness, premature old age, etc.
TB. Woodruff, Jefforsonville, Ind, writes:
"For ten years had been an invalid. be.
came chronic medicine taker. There is
not blood remedy or q tonic advertised
that did not try. From none Of them did
| derive any permanent good. | became
discouraged. My system was full of blood
impurities My skin was covered in places
with brown patches and little sores. MY
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from
practice, having had placed in his
hands by an East India missionary
the formula Of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and perma.
nent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis,
Catarrh, Asthma and all threat and
Lung Affections, also a positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and
all Nervous Complaints, after having
tested its wonderful curative powers
in thousands of cases, has felt it his
duty to make it known to his suffer-
ing fellows, Actuated by this motive
and a desire to relieve human suffer-
ing, will send free of charge, to all
who desire it, this recipe, in German,
French or English, with full direq.
tons for preparing and using, Sent
by mail by addressing with stamp,
naming this paper, w. A. MOVES,
$50 Powers Block, Rochester, n. Y.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
The Extra Session.
Nashville Banner.

Nashville Banner.
1t is nonsensical to he questioning
the necessity of a call for an extraor-
binary session of the Legislature.
The plumbers and omissions of reg
ular session are so fragrant it is neces>
sary to patch up legislation to avoid
the most serious consequences. The
inexcusable failure of the General
Assembly to reapportion the legisla-
tive districts of the State as positive>
ly required by the constitution makes
an extra session necessary,
Besides, there is the blunder in the
congressional district apportiOnment
which leaves the county of Sc
quachee out in the cold and deprives
the people of that county of the
right of representation in Congress.
1t would be a monstrous injustice to
permit such wrong to go unreme~
died.
Then there is the blunder in the
act amending the registration law,
which practically nullifes the election
laws and throws the elective system
of the State into confusion. 1t is abb
solutely necessary that these laws be
corrected and amended so as not to
imperil the interests of the people.
1t is utterly absurd to talk about
there being no necessity for an extra
session. Unless Gov. Buchanan is
willing to let the State administers
ton run on blindly he can do no less
than convene the General Assembly
in extraordinary session. 1t would
have been to his credit if he had
promptly recognized his duty in the
premises and decide as Governor of a
great State to issue a call in due time,
instead of trying to shift the RESPONSE
bility of a decision and action on the
Democratic County Committees.
1t is true the extra session will take
a good many thousands Of dollars out
Of the State treasury. 1t is true all
this expense would have been avoid
ed if the Legislature had done its du-
ty and the Governor had not signed
important laws without reading
them. But the evil necessity has
been brought upon the State and
must be met to protect the interests
of the State.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

m Your children will be more healthy,
happy and pretty, If you occasionally give
them DR.. John Bulls Worm DestroyeTs.
Try them. Price D cents
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
HNVESTM ENT,

muscles had lost their strength. | was very
weak, My appetite and digestion were mis-
cradle. l kept growing worse and worse
until began to use Dr. Bulls Sarsaparilla.
/ then began to rally at once, and grew
probably 30 bottles, and my improvement
in looks and feeling is SO great / seem like
another person. am now well and strong,
and give the whole credit of my recovery TO
DR.. Bulls SarsupRrilla.'
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
Prince of Wales Income.

The Prince of Wales budget con-
sists of 100000 a year from the
Government civil list and the reve>
nue. of the Duchy Of Cornwall,
amounting to from e3S,0O0 to GAO, 900
a year. The Princess on her mar
rage received a very small dowry
from her father, the poor King of
Denmark, and she would have been
positively poor in her own right had
not Parliament voted her 100000 a
year. Each of her children, and
there are five of them, receives from
the country an annual income of
$4,000. Multiplying these sums by
five to get them into dollars, we find
that the revenue of the family is just
about 81, 900, 900 year. This ought
to keep even a Prince, but it doesn't.
Every few years Wales debts must
be paid off by the Government or by
his mother-usually by the former.
He keeps up three residences-Marl-
borough House in London, Sandar-
ingham in Norfolk County and
Abergelde in Scotland. These three
residences entail the presence of an
army of retainers-care-ta takers, coach
men and grooms keepers, heaters,
gillies, gardeners and hangers>on. In
dependently Of these the household
of the Prince consists necessarily of a
great number Of functionaries and
officials, with whom he is bound to
surround himself. He has comp
troller, treasurer, three chamber
maids, four equerries in chief and
six Others who are supplementary, a
private secretary, a Librarian, SUI
perintendent Of the household with
two assistants, a house and three
honorary chaplains, three house and
five honorary doctors, three surgeons
and substitute, and dentist with
yearly appointment. "In point Of
fact" says the London correspondent
of the New York Sun, "the house.
hold of Prince of Wales is on the
same footing as that of a sovereign
with the difference that his civil list
is inferior to every reigning monarch,
with the exception of the King Of
Greece"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

gB- When You have chillS and fever, if
you want a sure cure and one that does not
taste bad, take smiths Tonic syrup. It
Othpr chill medicine.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

JONI - p,gr .. Sovs, lT1olsple iCeats.
H., ,.. ...s ia..e s'i., Cincinnati, &.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
GOOD MEASURE.
Yes. good measure, pressed down
and running over.

Some of these little proprietors of sarsa-
parillas put up in half-pint bottles are en-
vious Of the increasing popularity of DR..
John Bulls Sarsaparilla, put UP as it is in
large quart bottles, andintimate that theirs
is more concentrated. This is as false as
deceit can be. A teaspoonful Of Bulls
Sarsaparilla contains more concentrated
medicinal virtue than tablespoonful Of
any other sarsaparilla made A bottle of
DR.. John Bulls Safsaparilla contains six
times the curative virtue of bottle of any
other blood purifier made. No exception
is made. Now an invalid wants his
moneys worth, He wants good measure.
Therefore, unless misled through ighor-
aEce, when his system needs a blood puri-
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

One of the items Ofrevenue of the
Brooklyn bridge is a yearly rental of
$4,000 from telegraph and telephone
companies, for allowing their cables
to lie on the iron stringers.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18
A Little Girl'S Experience in Light
House.

Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Trescott are
keepers Of the Government Light
house at Sand Beach, Michigan, and
are blessed with a daughter, four
years old. Last April she was taken
down with dreadful Cough and
turning into fever. Doctors at home
and at Detroit treated her, but in
vain, she grew worse rapidly, until
she was a mere "handful of bones"
Then she tried DR.. Kings New Dis
covery and after the use Of two and a
half bottles, was complely cured.
They say DR.. Kings New Discovery
is worth its weight in gold, yet you
may get trial bottle free at Ritchey
q Bostck's Drug Store. 6.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

Madam, are you a woman suf-
fragist?" mo, sir; haven't time to
be-" Haven't time! Well, if YOU
had the privilege Of voting, whom
would you support?" "The same
man I've supported for ten years"
"And who is that?" my husband"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

Chapter /: Weak, tired, no appetite.
Chapters: Take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Chapters: Strong, cheerful, hungry.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-07-18

Preston's "Hed-Ake" is a specific
for headache.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1891-02-04
The Longest Straight Railroad Track.
Il.a.-....-..

The New Argentine Pacific railroad from
Buenos Ayres to the foot of the Andes has
on it what is probably the longest tangent
in the world This is $40 kilometers (2I1
miles, without curve. In this distance
there is not single bridge, and no open
ing larger than an ordinary culvert, no
cut greater than one meter in depth, and
no fill of height exceeding one meter.
There is almost an entire absence of wood
on the plain across which the western end
of the road is located. This has led to the
extensive use of metallic ties, which will be
employed on nearly the entire road
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1891-02-04
CnrtailIng Their Pleasure.

London Punch
"What was that awful racket in the hall
Just now2" asked father who was trying
to read the paper.
zone of the children fell down stairs"
answered the mother.
"Well, you can tell those children that
if they cannot fall down stairs quietly
they won't be allowed to fall down stairs
at all !" cried the father, irascibly.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1891-02-04
Joy For Everybody.

The Rev. Peter Swunn rubbing his
hands )-"Well, my dear, | have made
eleven hearts beat happily tonight; /
have married five couples"
Mrs. Swunn-"Eleven? How can that
be five couples?"
Mr.. Swunn-"Oh, you haven't counted
me in; received SO from each BRIDE
groom