The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-09-24

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There so.s .psniibs ,ssna. remarked
Willie Beo.n TO Tommy Jones. Is the
$50 boy. mothers walked down the street
tog,tbsr.
-D.xzie-wby do they say truth
.,rtassr than he,ioni B'zzie because
acme people see 20 little Of IL that II seems
ssrsusr
Wooden Nov / bsvs an idea that !
would like TO have you help carry cut
Misc smiltY - Oh, should hardly think u
would need two.
i think you bad better send up al
Other rat trap, John. But bought one
only the other day. know, but there +"
RS, IN that one.
Marie Harry married that rieh Miss
Fsc,upg. He made great eaten. 9uhs
Yer and from ill accounts he has been
catching IL ever since.
WIS, be wsntsd:-l cant see Why
do not &c, along better. sm not one Of
these fellows Who want the earth, either
No: vhst you want is sand.
MIR. W. II. Vanderbilt has bnilt slo,
600 palace for bis hens, but there lent
ons Of EN- tba, wouldn't rather 20 ont and
take po,,.uck 10 the flower garden.
A
-Amy-Is !, true that your epgsgemt nj
with Mr.. Hunker is broken off Mtoel
(bolding up her left band No; you can
zee Tor yourself that am still in The ring
Employer Thompson. you are dis
charged. Enploye Bat what have done
air. Employer Nothing Absolutely
nothing. That's whs, complain about.
IS. PONCE Can you lie. me have SlV
for a week or so' q. Euerous-fve only
not nine. but you can have that IL II VII
do. y Popee- All right. III take that and
then You will owe me dollar.
"A little i.yespold friend Of mine VA
ont riding With her mother. and on passing
= cemetery she asked. Msmms. how long
after they bury anyone before their grave
stones come uPf
1t IL strange how marriage changes
man, You recollect how Mildly Was al
sIvsss complaining OF his deafness beior'
bis u,arriaeef Yes | notice now he neve
seems to Think it's an siaiction st all.
And shen you have finished your lee
ture, said the professor OF elocution ant
deportm o, to young Dulle. bow graceful!
and leave the platform on iip,oes. Wb!
M tip,oes7 queried Dale. SO as not Il
wake the audience, replied the professor
"A Young man who handled money 10
Anew York firm with which be WAS EN-
ployed turned up missing the other day
A reporter. writing about 1t. innocen'l
,aid: His accounts were found TO be o.
right. His friends think he Is insane.
He-I thought your country straw rid
wss oil arranged. She-O no. II won
be ready for week yet. Why the delay
We are going 10 two wagons. and We bsv
got TO classify the people who don't spea
10 each other.
There is little boy in Msssscb usetl
Who bsiiev.e that business should CON
before religion ~ well rs before pleasure
o. recent Sunday be ss'ouished
worst iping congregation by rushing mi
the church AID ,xclsiming; Where's N
psps' The pigs are onil
Add nov. said the country cousin
the Boston sid. | have shown yon ever.
thing on the farm. Oh, George, you didn
any such thing. Why. heard papa 81
before I started thu, you bad q daisy M !
gage 90 /, that covered pipe.tonths Of II
grouad.
Delicion. fresh air; sondsrful insisc
s,ins iresh air. You n,ver brestbed tut
sir in Massachusetts. writer IN snttu
ssiie youoa pioneer who has gone 10 se'
bic fortune 10 the isr wes,. His father
plies: Dear Boy - You cant live on ire
cir. Ierciose ny check for 500, cont
button 10 year fresh sif fund.
A y.luablr bird dog osped by Gre
valley, C.l, man ass recently shown
parrot lie Immediately "poinsed." VII
Polly marched up in root OF him q
ss,d, You're rscsl The frightened o
turned tail aud ran sSsy, End is ruin
Tor bunting. - he osunot nov be indnc
TO "ppipt" sfy cor, oi bird.
Ii sss. vts,ern sirl sho. 10 VISIT
On eastern squsin,suce ~to Vas W
proud OF Der d.sceu,. snd ~bo showed
ar,t zoe aud then suoihef precious po
,s,iou Which we 1pc,sirsi. eiclaiu
peu,i.ely; Dear me- haven't 20 mo
a. 1d I'D sti,e bs, TO prove ihs. e'
bsds g,sndis,br.
= Senior Partner Mr. Tcnsvest. y
aid yoa usn,.d TO attend Jour cousi
fun.rsl ,s.,erds, siieruoop. but yon ~
sseu a. ,bs bssrt,sii gene. You appear
have told ~ sn unifu,h. Tenswsek-
bee ter, pardon. sir Ny ccusin '
piica * fes The reds, snd u II ss'nt
iuns 4 then doat know snytlias abb
has hail You should Lsre seen the ct'
iellows e,t on 10 sis curves.
- Ibeolizer--i cant understand u
really cant Here ycu left comforts
hons 10 Larops and came 10 this eoun
b~csase yon ssniei to be Jour osn LEI
lord. ys, you settle night dosa here
his city aud p, more reDt TOT din
sara cellar ihaa yoa paid 10 karops
yoar vhcis i.rm. VIII dontyo 90 .
where you can GET land ior nothing OF I
back Ia year pastoral hone 10 Faro