The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-03-26
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

The Mail and Express says that "a man
in New York without some political IN
fluence can't stop a car.
A Chinese newspaper published in
San Francisco has been sued for libel by
a negro and an Indian.
A medical hat is proposed as badge
Of the profession In England, likewise q
Idistinctive church dress" for women to
wear on Sundays.
In the Tombs Police Court, New
York, few days ago., q prisoner, VINO
gave a Bowery lodging-house as his reel
"snce, said his occupation was "a one
legged man."
a stern father in Keya Paha county,
Kan, who has a large family OF girls,
has passed the cold edict that each beau
WHO ireouents his domiCile through the
winter must contribute load oil sawed
stove wood.
There will be a liquor license this
wear in scituate, Mass, for the first time
In Gfty wears. Last year the vote oil the
town was-yes, 81; no.. "A. This year,
under the Australian ballot, the vote
was-yes, 81; no, 70.
Asuit about a calf in Texas has re-
suited in wipipg out all the parties IN
VOWED except the calf. One OF the lii.
giants shot the other, and the sheriff shot
the survivor in trying TO arrest MIN.
The calf was valued at So.
James L, being requested by his old
nurse to make her son "a gentleman,
answered emphaticaliy. IN max MN
a Baronet gin We like, luckie, but the
dell himself couldpa' max him agentle-
man." James l. was the first 10 create
baronets.
There is trouble in church at Racine,
Wis. Mrs. Albrecht was expelled Tor
naking faces at the pastor, Rev. d. "
Hanson, and for snoring during the ser
mon. She has brought suit against the
trustees who escorted her from the pew
to the door.
During fire in Chicago a few nights
ago, j. X. Keussner, who lived next
door TO the burning building, was
awakened by the Clamor, and he and ms
wife ran hastily into the street-he
bringing a cat with him and bis vile
leading dog.
A Lansing mich man spilled for 9
warrant against himself for assault and
battery. lie said he had been in q fight,
and he wanted to get himself convicted
and fined, because the fellow he licked
wouldn't be able to attend to the case
for come time, and he wanted 1t OH MS
mind.
A lawsuit in Chicago involved the re,
coyery Of cent and the expenditure o.
$500 in court and counsel fees. The
postmaster sold a postage stamp TO an
Euglishman, who, after placing 1t on
letter. rendered Canadian penny Al
part payment. An argument followed
then low and then an appeal 70 INT
courts. Eventually the postmaster go
Judgment and genuine unadulteratet
United States cent.
A curious instrument OF writing ex
lsts in Dunklrk, Ind. II appears tina
Two early loves failed, for some reason
unexplained, to marry, but married
Others. Lately, a written agreemen
has been signed up, in secrecy, Prov
ding for their future marriage to eacl
others in the event they survive thel
present companions. The contrac
iurther provides q liquidated damage o
5000 upon failure Of contract, as pro
v.ded.
oyerin Kentucky there was trial re
Gently in which the fact was 6rougnt GU
that John Harvey called William I1ll
man a liar $50 times, asheep-thiet sew
enty.one times, q swindler itty.tw
ltimes and offered TO lick him 104 times
Al this iuncture William thought tina
liz was time for him to vindicate hi
wounded honor, go he sailed in and gay
John thrashing. The jury, after think
ling the matter over, concluded that b
ought to have sailed in an hour and
half earlier.
The women Of Fort Scott, Kan, hav
si0n and a token. Just alter they ha
completed the nomination OF Morri
Lehman for mayor at the Opera Houst
rooeter that was part OF the "Col
Day" Company's properties, hearing tn
applause and supposing the show wa
, going on, came out OF his coop an
strutted down 10 the toottights, an
Tapping his wings, crowed Justly. IN
ladies encored the performance and tn
rooster bowed his acgnowledgments an
crowed again. The ladies regard tn
40 a sure sign that their candidate Is g
ing to win.
A man in Rosario, Argentine, We
once attacked by PAmpa Indians. TheI
we're seven Of them and he had onl
bis six.shooter with five shots troI
which he had succeeded In laying 10
The same number OF his assailants. Il
had then one charge left, and the r
. naming two men were advancing
Quick as q thought he opened b
pocket.knite, held 1t up in front Of u
pistol barrel, with the sharp edge Of IN
blade toward him, and fired. The kni
split the bullet in halves, each half XII
| ing one OF his foes, and the hero tht
saved his scalp. This Is his own accouI
Of the affair.
The little iour.year.old son Of FIR
donna, Kan. minister has been wantin
A yelocipeds. A few days ago his tathI
! took one home and quietly deposited
=, where the youngstef would see i
= Soon as he entered the room. The littl
fellow came in shortly and was 80 owe
come with Joy that he could cay nothin
but when the family had gathere
around the tea.table Rsked permissio
to return thanks" and It was granite.
|, Dropping his head devoutly, he muml
lad unintelligibly for q moment, ar
: then feryeutiy exclaimed. "oh Lor
God Almighty, I've got a new, redbtc
cle-amen"
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