The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-09-04
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

Man needs somebody to sympathize with him
even in his meanness.-Gal News
Stigall & Potts are selling "A pounds of coffee
for 81; also ounce bottles of snuff for 20 cents
In the contest Of snapshots" the bulldog
will discount the kodak.-ColGmbus Post.
Strictly iirst-class grades of paper stock used
for all job-printng turned out by THE CHRoN-
IoLE. If You need any thing in this line call or
write for samples and prices
The farmer who hides his light under bushel
incurs the risk of needing a new barn. Lowell
Mail.
That tired feeling, which is experienced by so
many people living in malarial Districts can be
cured by taking Groves Tasteess Chill Tonic. 50
cents. Is as pleasant as lemon syrup. TO get
the genuine ask for Groves. 16 GIN
Corn is well provided with ears, but its talk
doesn't amount to much, it's too husky. Lowell
Courier.
Young Bros & Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, will
furnish you the celebrated F. w. Cooks PIs'ner
Beer at 81 SIS per case,2 dozen quarts to the case
This is the best beer on the market. 14tf
A man never knows until after he has married
a woman what sacrifices she made in marrying
hm.-Atchson Globe.
Nearly all the diseases in the Southern States
are produced from malaria. Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic removes all malarlal poisons from the
system. II is as pleasant to the taste as lemon
syrup. so cents To get the genuine ask for
Groves. 1G en-
A man no sooner gets old enough to know how
to talk well than he also learns the value of not
talking at alL-'The Mocker
@. o11 ,.>,, ,.,, 80,
barrel. IA tt
A man with wooden leg ought to be success
as political orator, as he is always going on the
stUmp.-Baltimore American.
Groves TaSteless Chill Tonic is perfect mala-
rial liver tonic and blood purifier. Removes
billiousness without purging. AS pleasant as lem.
on syrup. 1t is as large as any dollar tonic and
retailS for 90 cents. To get the genuine ask fol
Groves. 16 6m
One of the greatest tests of good nature is the
quantity of sympathy man can stand without
losing his Washington Star.
Young Bros. s. Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, are
headquarters for old WHISTLES, and apple and
peach brandy. Send them your orders. They
make no extra charge for jugs or boxes. If
Never disturb contemplatve man. Itisnev
when it is in motion-Richmond Recorder.
You run no risk! All druggists guarantee
Groves's TastelesS Tonic to do all that the manu-
facturers claim for it. Warranted. No cure NJ
: pay! There are many limitations 70 get tn,
genuine ask for Groves. 1G GIN
: The only men in the United States who can ad
equately and Understandings sympathize witt
the President are the baseball umpires.-Texa
Siftings.
1t is well-known fact that Young Bros 8
Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn. keep the finest stool
of old whistles and brandies that can be bough
in the State. Send them your orders, they vii
be appreciated and receive prompt attention.
The latest popular ballad is entitled, He new
/ er came back" This is probably due to the fac
that he did not have round-trip ticlet.--Louis
: vile Commercial.
! Malaria produces weakness, general debility
biliousness, loss of appetite, Indigestion and con
stipation. Groves TaSteless Chill Tonic remove
the cause which produces these troubles. Try
and you will be delighted. 50 cents. Toget tn
7 genuine ask for Groves. 1G Gm
"Wen! VI that isn't the meanest trick eve
heard Of +" "What?" "They have sent an os
/ sihed man as missionary to the Cannibal Ii
lands. Indianapolis Journal.
1t was Sam Patch's motto: "Some things ca
l be done as well as Others" But among tn
- things that can never be done is the half,bake
. specimen of humanity. Boston Transcript
0 "Buiid he'll for these New Workers." Shrek
DR.. Talmage. What's the use? The chance
are that they would call on the balance of til
: country to subscribe to a fuel -WaShingto
Post.