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artist, Mrs M. M. Boothe, in the arrange
ment of the stage. A tent on the left, a
lean-to opposite, with bank, trees, etc.,
in the background, made pleasing pict-
ure. The trials and tribulations of camp
life were well depicted as the hermit who
inhabited the woods purloined from the
campers. At an early date, he had been
devotee of Anita, while now he is pro-
fuse in his protestations of love and prom
ises Of fine coaches, jewels, ct cetera, to
Lurilla Ann. The husband of Kate was
thought by the people to have perpetrat-
ed the bank robbery, while in truth
| it was the hermit. And again, the
accusations against the hermit, as re-
CARDS stealing the food, were false, as it
was afterward discovered to be Lurilla
Ann who gave it to him. The character
of Anita as an Italian and fortune teller
was ably personified. That of Mrs Pip
pin, with her two daughters, Lurilla Ann
and DorOthea, to the lovers of the hui
morous, made the drama singularly in
teresting. Conspicuous among the camp
ers was Glover, whose dignity and grace
characterized her appearance in the dra-
ma. as in real life. For the enjoyable
evening, credit should be awarded the
ladies of the Village Improvement asso-
citation, who provided the entertainment.
Miss Jane Nichols was the recipient of
large package of southern plants,
among them some fine specimens of mis-
tletoe, Opaca, the American holly, ETC.,
sent by her nephew, Warren Nichols,
who, with his family, is spending the
Winter in the Highlands of North Caro-
lima
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GREENFIELD HILL.

Mr. Mills has been quite i'll since his re-
turn from New York.
Henry Gould is afflicted with eye
trouble.
A good attendance ofjuveniles at Band
OF Hope meeting. A reading by Miss
Lizzie Banks and recitation by Mr. Pur-
pie added much to the program of exer-
cises.
Herbert Hutchinson spent Sunday with
his grandmother, Mrs Hopkins.
Next meeting of the Band Of Hope,
Saturday, February Z, and there is some
prospect of its being held at the Center
school house.
Mrs William E. Gardner spent Sunday
at the home of her father, Uriah Perry.
Jesse i. Banks, now of East Bridge
port, spent Sunday here.
John Costigan is seriously sick at John
Kealey's. We trust that he will soon be
around again all right, as no doubt he
will be, if he is only careful.
Dea Joseph Donaldson lies in critical
condition. Besides his old, long stand
ing trouble, heart disease, he suffers from
congestion in one Of his lungs and the
physician holds out little or no hopes of
his recovery. In the midst Of his suffer-
ings, the patience and resignation Of the
deacon are simply wonderful. Would
that he might yet be spared!
Henry r.. Buckley Of South Norwalk
spent Sunday at Mrs W. g. Sherwood's.
The funeral Of Horace Ogden was held
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A. Hopkins, the Middle street plumber,
has been making alterations in his store,
including commodious office.
SOUTH BRITAIN.

Miss Lettie Stoddard is with Mrs i. NJ
Bradley.
Dea N. w. Mitchell has been confined
to the house with grip.
Born to Mr. and Mrs w. Hickox, son,
Wednesday, 21st; lived but few hours.
w. L. Mitchell has gone to Michigan
for horses and other stock.
Harlow Stahl Of Belleview, o., made a
short visit at N. w. Mitchell's, early in
the week.
B. Mitchell has been home from Bos-
ton FOR few days.
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HUNTINGTON.

Sylvester, only son of the late Widow
Sophia Allis, died after a few hours
struggle with neuralgia of the heart, a
his home in Cold Spring, N. Y, at thu
age of 80 years. His remains were, &C
cording to his request, brought to Hunt
ington, where they were laid at rest
! Monday, beside his parents in the ole
cemetery, Rev A. J. Park reading the
service at the grave. At his death, only
his youngest son was with him, Willie
aged 20. Mr. Allis was editor and pro
prietor of the Cold Spring, n. Y, Re
porter.
Edward Norton of Goshen visits friends
here.
Ephraim Def. Wooster has sold his
| oxen to Newton Read of Stratford.
Edward Palmer is hustling off the posts
| from the church woods.
Watson Taylor has put up a buzz saw
in the old pin shop.
Center school will buy new globe,
having obtained $5 from the State library
fund.
Frank Boards horse ran with him, re-
Gently, but did no harm.
Mrs Charlotte Peck of Stratford, sister
of Mrs Charles Judson of this place, was
buried, Saturday.
Mrs Henry Bolles and Mrs Sarah A.
Nichols are under the doctors care.
The infant child Of Joseph NJ. Bassett
is quite sick.
e. J. Buckingham was promptly tele-
phoned of the break in Birmingham dam
and F. w. Wooster and S. w. Linsley
drove at once to the dam and were we'll
paid for the effort.
The masquerade at Wheeler's hall
proved fine success under the manage
ment of Messrs Shelton. At 10 80, the
dancers unmasked and, soon after, enjoy
ed a feast of good things. After supper,
dancing was resumed and the party, con-
sisting Of 25 couples, broke up at 3, hay-
ing had one of the pleasantest times Of
the season. y
Mrs A. FL. Landon was at r. w. Lins-
ley's, last week.
Miss Elsie I. Burr is with Mrs Eliza
BisseH in Shelton.
Mrs Philo Z. Bassett has been very
lame, having been thrown from a wagon,
some weeks since.
Nine telegraph men board at John +.
Beardsley's; the remainder are at sey-
mour III. B1ackman's.
Mrs Leander ]. Wheeler spends few
days in Bridgeport.
One freak Of the wind, during last
weeks storm, was to remove an I8-foot
panel from the tower, above the bell Of
the Congregational church.
Owing to the storm, no services were
held II either church, Sunday,
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EAST VILLAGE.

E. E. johnson is busy every day cart
ing hay to Birmingham. He has bought
large quantity Of Henry Botsford.
Gu. Woolsey has recovered from
coasting accident.
Rev Charles Dixon has entertained his
daughter and a grandson from New Ha-
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BRIDGEPORT.

Charles A. Read of the Read Carpe
Co. has bought the John street factory
occupied by Nichols, Peck & Co., thu
carriage builders.
The wife of Architect c. I. Beardsley
Jr, has died at st. Paul, MINI.
Clark & Nichols of the hat, cap ant
fur store at $50 Main street have retired
from business and John M. Hawley will
move from the arcade into part of theil
store.
Friends of George S., son of Uudertak.
er G. B. Hawley, are glad to know that
he is able to ride out once more. For
months, he has been confined to the house
with Pneumonia.
c. FL. Bennett will remove his shoe
store to other quarters as soon rs a suit
able store can be found, as C. Russell &
Co., who own the building, will soon
start first class restaurant there.
Work has practically come to stand
still on the Z. M. G. A. building and it
is doubtful if it be resumed until next
Spring.
William Fl. Burr has been sick, confin-
ed to the house with severe cold.
B. Fish, secretary of Barnum's great
est on earth, has been confined to the
house for nearly a week with rheuma-
tism and a severe cold.
In last Sundays storm, many telephone
poles were blown down and there was
hardly a street that was not INSTRUCTED
by telephone wires. Supt Barnes of the
fire alarm was busy all day long and by
night had nearly every wire in working
order. Storms, no matter how severe,
never. prevent him from attending to his
duties.
John II. Jones, truckman, has opened
an office and hay, grain and feed store in
HubbelIs block on Middle street, used
by Wheeler & Co. before they built their
new building, corner Gold and Middle
streets.
y. III. Angevine has sold his iron grey
horse to out-of-town parties.
Several low lots on Gregory street,
which have been flooded at every rain
storm, are being filled ID, which will be
an Improvement to that eighborhood.
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LONG HILL, HUNTINGTON.

Miss Lizzie Wilkinson and Miss Bassett
of Bridgeport are on the hill.
Mrs G. NJ. Wakelee has been in New
York.
o. G. Beard, Jr, has about so cows for
sale.
Fred Somers, who has been sick for
some time, returned to the shop only a
day before the dam broke.
Henry Hine is at Ezra Blackman's.
Mr. Plat has sold the wood he has cut
to Wright Bros. of Birmingham.
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EASTON.
SHERWOOD-FERRIS.

The marriage of Miss Mildred, daugh-
ter of Mrs Jerusha Sherwood to Charles
p. Ferris of Newtown, was celebrated,
mother. The bride wore a handsome
gown of white corded silk, cut en- trane,
trimmed with full point lace. Her tulle
vail was fastened with diamond pins and
| she carried a bunch of bridal roses in
her hand. Her jewels were diamonds, a
present from the groom. The nuptial
knot was tied by Rev Mr. Weeks of
Easton in a impressive manner, after
which bride and groom, followed by
the guests, proceeded to the dining room,
where the table groaned under the
weight of good things for the inner man.
The bride changed her gown for travel
ling dress of brown henrietta cloth they
departed on their trip, under a shower
of rice and old slippers. Guests present
from New Haven, Bridgeport, Trumbull,
Newtown, Bethel, Easton and Redding.
List of valuable presents:
Diamonds, pin and earrings, groom; check
of 5000, grooms mother; check OF $25, brides
mother; $40 gold piece, Miss Hattie Ferris !;
silver tea set d. Curtiss, wife and daughter of
New Haven; silver coffee pot, d. Blackman,
grandmother of groom; set table spoons,
Mr. and Mrs George Ferris; standing lamp,
Mr. and Mrs George Sherwood and j. Arthur
Sherwood and wife; cake basket, Mr. and Mrs
j. Hobart Mallette; set silver tea spoons, Mr.
and Mrs j. Hobart Mallette; silver parlor
lamp, S. S. Dunning and wife of Bethel; set
of frni kpi Mr. NTrS If
Bridgeport; cake basket, Mr. and Mrs John
Sherwood; cake basket, Mr. and Mrs George
Gillette; sugar shell, Mrs Ida Ogden; toilet
set, Mr. and Mrs Charles Burr; set silver tea
spoons, Mr. and Mrs I'll. E. Logan; cracker
jar, Miss Eva Beers OF Bridgeport; nut picks
and cracker Mr. and Mrs George Banks; chair
scarf, Mr. and Mrs John Treadwell; napkin
ring, John Osborne; salmon fork, Mrs NJ. E.
Plat; set silver salt cellars, Mr. and Mrs
Charles Sanford and family.
AS soon as weather will permit, john
son Ward is to build one-story dwelling
for George Keller on land near his pres
ent home.
A prayer meeting was held at the house
of Horace Banks, last week Wednesday
evening, conducted by Rev w. M.
Weeks.
Edward Bevans and family have visit
ed his sister, Mrs Levi Hall.
Covement meeting at the Baptistchurch,
Saturday at p m.
Mrs Eliza Rowland and grandson,
Fred r. Beach, have visited in Bethel.
Wakeman Bradley takes the lead in
porkers, having slaughtered one weigh
ing 500 pounds.
Almon French has a valuable horse
very sick; Horace Wedge is caring for
it. He has been called to attend several
horses suffering with the same disease.
Henry C. Wilson and family intend to
move to York State.
Mr. Riley, superintendent of the res
ervoir, had narrow escape, last week,
while working near the dam. His foot
slipped and it was only by quick move
ment that he saved himself from going
over the dam.
Mrs Charles w. Beach of Bridgeport
spent Sunday with her mother, Mrs j.
Wilson.
Mr. and Mrs w. Mallett were with F.
Staples; Sunday.
Wilbur j. Beardsly finds good sale for
,aftey lamp burners and wishes to get
g. 81
at Bridgeport, box 1869.
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DEERFIELD.

Miss Laura Dowd has returned from
visit in Bridgeport.
Mrs Jane Gould and son have visited
her brother, Frank Raymond.
Charles Nichols has lost by theft hams
and cheek, while they were away from
home to be smoked.
Isaac Smith is canvassing the country
with Henry M. Stanley's book.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-01-30
WESTON.

VIII Hull and sister Nettie have visited
Mrs Joel Godfrey of Cannon.
Luther Seeley, while coasting, Monday
evening, 10th, dislocated two fingers. DR.
Gorham set them.
Bradley Wheeler of Stepney and Wes-
ley Burritt Of Southington have visited
William Cogswell and I'll. B. Wheeler.
Mrs Platt Keller has neuralgia.
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Mrs Louis B. Gray has been troubled
with an abScHsS in her hnod


Mrs Louis B. Gray has been troubled
with an abscess in her head.
Our respected citizen, Zachariah L.
Shelton, has been lying very low. Drs
Richardson and Shelton are in attend
ance. Lay Reader F. F. johnson watch
ed with him, Saturday night.
Messrs Olmsted and Brinsmade are
hauling chestnut poles for the line near
Mr. Birdsey's. Monday, four of the men
went to place a cable across the river at
Shelton, where the ice had broken the
poles and left the arms and pole tops sus-
pended by the wires.
Newton w. Warner has returned to
Southbury.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-01-30

at his late residence, Sunday, 23d, at 2 p
m. In spite Of the deep snow, many
friends and neighbors were present. His
age was 81 years. Interment at Oak
lawn.
Missed you at church, Sunday attend
ance five.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-01-30
WHITE HILLS.

Miss Sarah Beardsley is with friends in
Shelton.
Mrs George Botsford, who has been at
her fathers for four weeks, will return
to her home in Bridgeport, this week.
Leslie Bosworth of South End has been
guest at Highland Lawn.
No service in the church, Sunday. This
makes three weeks that the house has
been closed. Service next Sunday, I'M
less it storms.
Seeley Thompson of Trumbull visited
here, Sunday.
Farmers are getting 81 bushel for
onions.
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In every town where SAvENA is introduced
the sale is larger than all Other washing com
pounds.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-01-30

& COMPANY,
In anticipation ofstill
greater improvements
to be made early in the
Spring, have decided to
place such prices on
their merchandise as
shall materially reduce
their great stock of Fine
Wool Dress Goods,
tCloaks, Curtains, Silks,
Books, Laces, Handker-
chiefs. Fancy Articles,
Art Goods, Small Wares.
Especially in the
Cloak, Fur and Ready
Made Suit sections will
the nlarkdoWn be OBJ
served, as more room
still is needed in these
departments.
Plush Jackets, cheap at $40, will be
at SO.
Newmarkets that were S25 and $50
will go at SIS and $40.
Elegant Plush Newmarkets, that
were $50 and $75 each, will be mark
ed at about half rates.
Children's Cloaks, worth 81 and SIS,
will be passed out at SO and SO so.
The Christmas trade was the
largest ever known in the history
Of their business and they have
4 few hundred articles remain
ing such as Baskets, Art Goods,
Prang's Cards, Plush and Bronze
Goods, Gloves, Umbrellas, IN
lerwear, ETC., that will be closed
but at astonishing prices.
W B. HALL
& CO.,
ppInnEpnpT
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SHELTON.

Farmers are getting 81 bushel ft
onions.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

Lord viii say: Eyes. You may fly down
on that mission And l think all your
glorified brethren will come down, aad they
viii be in the room, and although those in
health standing around you may hear no
voice and see no arrival from the heavenly
world, you win see and hear. And the mo-
ment the feshly bond of the soul shall
break, the cry will be: Follow mel Up this
wayi By this gilded cloud, past these stars,
straight for home, straight for glory, straight
for GodF'
AS on that day in the Grecian archipelago,
Patmos began to fade out Of sight, | walked
to the stern Of the ship that might keep my
eye on the enchantment as long as | could,
and the voice that sounded out of heaven 70
John the exile in the cavern on Patmos
seemed sounding in the waters that dashed
against the side Of our ship, Behold the tab
ernacle of God is with men, and He will
dwell with them. and they shall be His peo-
pie and God Himself shall be with them and
be their God; and God shall wipa away all
tears from their eyes and there shall be no
more death, neither sorrow nor crying,
neither shall there be any more pain, for the
former things are passed away"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14
MoIsTURE.PAN IN OVEN.

In our own experience in baking, we
find that small pan of water placed in
the oven, aud filled as often as 1t be-
comes dry, is great help. 1t prevents
the bread or cake from burning, even
with a full oven aud very hot ire, saves
nearly one-half the labor in watching
and turning the loaves, and prevents
thick, hard crust. 1t is usually filed
with water from the teakettle, but il the
oven seems too hot, throw out the hot
water, fill with cold and put back. The
pan we use is ten inches long, Que inch
wide and one deep, 1t IS made by fold
ing the tin at the ends and pounding
lightly until the folds are so close that
the pan is water-tIght. A pan made
with solder will not do, for with the
best of care it will sometimes become dry
and the solder melt and run out. This
pan slips in beside the pans of bread,
next the fire box, and takes very little
room, Always have holder to handle
it with, and handle carefully when pour
ing in water after it has become dry, or
bad scale will result. Albany Cnlticator.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14
CARE OF HARDWOOD FLOORS.

An expert in hard wool floors says
that il is common mistake for people
to apply wax to an oiled floor before the
coat of oil has become thoroughly dry.
The wax surface is undoubtedly the best
finish hard wool floor can have. It
requires continual polishing with wax
polishing brush, when it is new, but
when the wood has finally been brought
to high state of polish nothing is more
satisfactory. A great many people who
have laid down hardwood floors in their
kittb.l have become dissatisfied with
them becasue they crack and fall off in
in splinters when they are scrubbed and
treated in the ordinary way. Such
result is likely to follow such method
of treating hard wood floor. Scrub
bling any such floor with alkali soaps or
strong alkalies is sure to produce such
results. A hard wood floor must be fin
ished in oils, wax or shellac. and for
obvious reasons the oil finish is the best
for kitchen use. A dirty floor may be
wiped with moist cloth, or, if neces-
sary, little soap and water may be used
The spot then must be dried thoroughly
and rubbed with a little parquet oil.
Nep York Tribune,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14
HOUSEHOLD MATTERS.


no NOT KEEP THE PIANO TOO DRY.
A piano tuner tells that the instrument
suffers from too great dryness. This will
be new to many who have needed too
well the oft-repeatea advice not to let
the piano become damp. The following
is the remedy offered: Keep a growing
plant in the room, and so long as your
plant thrives your piano ought to, Or
else there is something wrong with it.
Just try it and sec how much more water
you will have to put III the flower pot in
the room where your piano is than you
use in any other room. Soue people
keep vase or urn with sopping. wet
sponge near or under the piano, and
keep it moistcned, just as cigar dealer
keeps his stock. They keep this up all
the time the fires are on.-B,ooklye
Citizen.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14
Free to January, 1902.
TIE YOUTHS COMPANION, Boston, Mass.


Canada's interest In Europe's War Cloud.
We in Canada are considerably in
terested in the dispute A war in
which Russia and France were ar
rayed against Britain and other powers
would send the price Of breadstuffs
up with bang; but it might also in
yolye us in serious complications.
Our Professionalism population
would assuredly sympathize with
France. France and England have
not fought against each other since
1915, when French Canada was
mere handful of peanuts; but a strug-
gle between them now could not fail
to prove source Of trouble TO us.
Then the nayies Of France and Russia
are exceedingly powerful, and the
rates of insurance on all bottoms and
cargoes from or to Canada would be
raised to war figures Immediately
Toronto Globe.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

1T is hard to make romantic young
people believe it, but it is true that
the older man grows the more his
affinity seems to be some one who
knows how to scratch his back just
in the right place and at the right
time
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

\ Lor Of New York capitalists are
planning the structure Of the finest
hotel in the world. About the time
the foundations are being laid, Chi
cago capitalists win be arranging for
a better one.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

PEOPLE too often discourage brave
men by patting fool-hardy ones on
the back: the fellow who risks his
life to prove that he can jump higher
than any other man, receives more
applause than the man who risks his
life to save another's.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

THE man who goes TO bed at .
o'clock and trusts the morning paper
to tell him what has been going on
while he was asleep enjoys life great
deal better than the man who stays
up all night to see what is going on.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

YoUR fellow that fiourishes a hand
full OF bank notes in your face is show
ing you all the property he owns in
the world. 1t is the man who car
RIGS only few lonesome nickels in
his pants pocket who is most likely to
be the capitalist.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

A MAN in San Francisco hotel
who committed suicide by exploding
a dynamite bomb in his room left
word1bat he wished TO create SEN
sation. He did, as the explosion
shook thu entire neighborhood.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

Winch is worse: the fellow who
talks so loud people turn around to
look at him, OF the man who takes
sou to one side to whisper conaden-
TALLY in your ear that we are having
fine weather.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

Additional train will leave Harrisburg
daily except Sunday at 7;3Q IN, arriving at
Carlisle at s:l5 p N, stopping at all inter
mediate stations, aud on Saturdays trains
will leave Harrisburg at 500 p m, arrive
Merchandising ): a p m. Leave Harrisburg
1880 p m, Arrive Carlisle 1920 P IN, stopping
at intermediate stations
Memphis Express and New Orleans Express
run daily between Harrisburg aud Hagers-
town aud Morning Mail daily between Har-
risburg and Chambersburg.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars between
Hagerstown and New York on Morning Nail
and Night Express east and on Memphis
Express and New Orleans Express west.
Pullman Sleeping Cars on Night Express
and New Orleans Express between Phiiadel-
phia and New Orleans.
Through Coaches 10 and from Philadelphia
on Fast Mail and Day Express east and Ac
commodation and y. o. Express west.
rs Connections for NIL stations on Cum.
berlaud Valley Railroad and Pennsylvania
Railroad system.
J. I. BOYD, Superintendent.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

Mr.. Gladstone is the owner Of the
largest lead pencil in the world, It is
the gift OF pencil maker at Keswick,
and is thirty nine inches in length. In
place of the customary rubber cap it has
gold cap. Its distin guished owner
uses it for walking-stick.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

LOVE may make the earth go round.
hut at the rate ii is being gobbled up
by English syndicates and men OF the
Astor sort there will soon be too lit
tie Of il 70 so round, love or no love.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14


THERE is one time in the life of
furn-drum FELLOW when he feels proud
and happy, and that is when he re-
turns to his old home after a long
absence and is cordially greeted by
his old acquaintance.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-11-14

PRoF. HARRrNeToS's idea of dis
-tributing weather representations
broadcast by locomotive whistling
will never prove satisfactory. The
chief objection to the weather now is
the fact that it gets ON a toot too
often.