Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-02-08
ASTRIDE THE CLOUDS.
ELONGATED BY DEEP pRAueHTs OF
'" YELLOWSTONE WONDERS.
.,,,can Heat English Msnners-word
PAINTING Adequate tothe Inspiration
of New Hampshire Girl.

1-,urht his team anu liiV"" INV Va"
,',s.,ope Park without due thought.
a.,,lv they came upon . few OF the
'..l beauties Of the place and that
- ,urued his team into his friends
,pan. hovlng' go
Go, ont O. this. Jim. All hell's alight
,.-o,r noses" And they called the place
,,.,,,. ualf.Acre TO this day 10 witness il
tl g 90 40. the old lady from Chicago, her
,-t,.3 Tom, and the good little mares,
49,, UclVs Half-Acre, which IS about
C' 90 N extent. and when Tom said:
AAIr.li YOU Ike 70 drive over III" we
@.r -,,.rlv not. and If you do we shall
800, 10 the park authorities"
Was plain, bhstcred and peeled
-.,,inaNle. and 10 was given over to
..,~-s AID spoutings of devils who
-ui and steam and dirt at each
it.-U.fl whoops and halloos and below
d.. curses. MAJ .ho rof,so ~ ,bo
..t fIat odor mixed with the clean,
f...mr aroma Of the pines IN our nos
,..t-,asAout the day.
1.p OFT LIKE oLLKSDoBF.
YELLOWSTONE Park is laid out like
l.. " .r exercise Of progressive diff
U'Is Haf-Acro was n prelude to
-.,.lvo miles Of geyser formation.
u. ..~-rl hot streams boiling IN the
,. s.v Whitf~ OF steam beyond these
..rfr whias breaking through the
.-..p hills IN the far distance; we
..4 on sulphur IN crystals, and
,fivrs much worse than any sui
'..-I-.l Is known 20 tho upper world;
,-urreying bewildered with the
o. -srs upon really park-like
i.-. I.m suggested we should get
l...-l r.ay with the geysers on foot.
..-. ulrhtv c~eoQ FIELDS splattered
-i-.l t5s. al the flowers of the sum
---r VIVA up 10 the very edge OF the
3D.. I.4' was our Lrst s4lmpSe OF the
.t-.-y had pulled up close 10 arough.
..- r.-tarol cone Of spelter stuff be-
'. t.r and twenty feet high. There
.-.I'a IN that place-moaning,
t... car.li1c. and the clank of ma
'.-r s ~plrt Of boiling water jumped
-.-...e.- aal q wash Of water followed.
..y.! swiftly. The old lady from
.hr.,kcd. What a wicked
.r .s.3 her husband. / think they
,.s riverside Geyser. Its spout
,..,.-g and ragged Ike the mouth OF
-..-a shell! has burst there. IL grum-
7 r
..... crrpt over the sieaming line
.-.. .-c burning mari on which Satan
looked ftariully down its mouth.
,-....l never look gilt geyser III the
rryu's BETHESDA
1t.tafaharr.ble. slippery, Shiny fun
.-..t water rising and falling ten feet
-,-. Then the water rose 10 lip
i,ta.t- "a rush. and an internal bub-
'.-.-.-f'.l this Devils Bethesda be-
..-.n heave of the crest of a
,.r. .g... over the edge and made me
reuature Of the human soul. l
t-...-l. with awe, not 10 say terror, for
e.. a.- uv first experience at such
..-- stepped back from the Hanks OF
g.. i,,.--. .a (feyser, saving: "PoOhl Ia
..lt,s dor" Yet for ought knew
-tlius might have blown up at a
-....- tiea: She, he. or 10 being an
t-.-..~ .1t q uncertain temper.
". f-tal on. up that miraculous val
4 d.. On either side Of us were hills from
-..1 1- fifteen hundred feet high,
~s.. .-.u crest 70 heel. As far as the
r.....i range forward were columns OF
,...--r t.ralr. nsshapen Jumps of lime,
.-tlse u-ea1amite monsters, Sun pools
,.-.- S.. blue stretches of blue corn
.ra--. bryer that cooled onitself twenty
tics pointed b1ulders of strange colors,
AIN. les .. clarng, staring white.
..-facrl trooper of German eXtrac-
i--..v.r vas Park so carefully pa
,--.4-..ne up 20 inform us that as yet
I.fr.t.-su any Of the real ceysers;
tst'.ar we're al a mile or so up the val
g. s.l ia,,siully scattered round the !
.. % which We would rest for the |
-rr TEooPEB's STORY.
i-.-.e. a free country. but the citi- |
81. * down on the soldier. l had TO |
entertain ta4t trooper. The old lady from !
a.. -. would have none of him so we !
.-. q. .-s together. now across half rot |
% 3D.. .l-s sunk IN sWampy ground
lv.f tie ringing geyser formation,
g.. pounding through river sand or
,.-...,- alta-ieep through long grass.
"A-t Vay d.d YOU enhsti" SAID l.
I- % l-t.ced ones face began to |
wa. thought he would have a ut. but |
.t.IM- 10 story instead-such o nice |
a- e 70 naughty little girl who wrote |
| '--''r va letters 10 two men at once. /
aa- simple village wife, but wick /
% 4-.y novelette," countess couldn't |
lar.l uIls4ed her ends better. She |
-y. .-- nan nearly wild with the pretty |
..s -.4rlr,y and the other man aban- /
-,.. LED all came West 10 forget the |
b -!-,e was that man.
GOBLIN BArH-TUBs.
Ner-,ied and limped over q low spur
oil. --l cane ont upon a field of aching |
p vF ... rolled in sheets, twisted into |
.'- u',l with rents and diamonds and /
f--' s'- 'el.ls for more than half q mile
i.'.-E direction.
-t- place Of despair lay most of the
. '- -.-.r- who know when there IS
.e 20 h-.ka.oa, who tell the pines
a- t.-" Il cyclone on the Atlantic
i- lad Who are exhibited TO visitors
fNe',y aud iauciful names.
i- trtu1I1d that | encountered be-
-..'. goblin who was splasbing IN
-.-t I.ard him kick, pull shower
~ D., hOulders. gasp, crack his
4-! Ilb himself down with a
lien le let the water odt OF the
-.- a thoughtful man should, and II
.-''.A WI out Of sight until another
.>.e,...kel and we wondered at the
---.'. v-..c mouth IS built up exactly
at'e. b, the Turban (Which is not in
.i ID. turban) aud OF many, many
-'t r,, hpt-hOles, and springs. Some
.-.- fll b.-d, some Kissed, some went
'A'l Lc4.ly, and others lay dead
IT. -- -e-'- %. sapphire and beryl.
TUNING GZYsEB's STOMACH.
'.-i sou believe that even these terri
Texture, have 90 be guarded by the
O. prevent the irreyerent Ameri-
/ % chipping the cones % pieces, or,
/ -l, making the geyser sicky If you
-.'i -oap "a small barrelful and
-."n Rey-er's mouth, that geyser
/ trit.F Doc forced 10 lay all before
i -r tiys afterwards wifi be OF an
''-l ail Inconsistent stomach.
/ ''- l.e Told ne tAe tale | was filed
~ "ui4.hy. Now ! wish that ! had
P aud tired the experiment on
-i little beast far away in the
/ a. sounds 81 probable aud so hui
p. would be bold man who would
/ ,-''. ,mcilcs 90 the Glantess. She is
/ % having no mouth, she looks like
| 49, -lf ieei long and thirty wide, and
/ .-. -' 'flau eutation about her. At
| t--l interval, sue speaks and sends up
| @. wafer over two hundred feet
| a. .rI.- with, then she is angry for
| +A --4, sometimes for two days
| r.. .' A-r popularity of going mad in
| CO.. 10. many people have seen the
| !.,r.. .' Aef finest but the clamor OF
| ..-.... men say, shakes the wooden
-~- echoes hk6 thunder among the