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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
LATTER DAY SAINTS IN CONFERENCE.

THE REoRGANIZED BRANCH OF THE MORMON
CHURCH IN ANNUAL ASSEMBLY IN OHIO.
Cleveland, April (speclaD.-The thirty ninth Con-
ference of the reorganized Church of the LaterDay
Saints began its sessions to-day at Kirkland, the birth
place of the founder OF the Mormon religion, Joseph
Smith. The Conference embraces the whole Church
and not any particular part OF the world Already
delegates from all parts OF America, the sandwich and
Society Islands and Australia have arrived. Europe
IS not represented. The Conference is the ftythlrd
since the organization Of the Church. on April 9, $780,
80 the Conference commentaries that incident. The
body which is to begin its annual meeting tomorrow
is distinctly separated from the Utah Mormons, or the
Utah Church OF the Latter-Day Saints. Like all other
religious bodies the Mormon Church has been dvdeo.
After the killing Of Joseph Smith, the "prophet' ana
first president OF the Church. at Neuvoo, In 1874 the
Church divided, faction going under the loadersmp
Of brigham Young, and from this the otah Ohurc"
sprang. The other faction. under sidney higdoh' Us
tabllshed itself in Pittsburg, and subsequently at
Cbambersburc. Penn. This faction again divided and
subdlyided until in 1880, there were Mormons seat
tered in various parts of the country, all claiming 10
be the original Church. and not until the fall OF looo
was reorganization effected and thls Is INC pouy
which is to hold its Conference.
In opening the Conference this morning ASSOCIATE
President Blair said awe have met here Tor the pur
nose Of considering the upbulding Of the Church OF
Jesus Christ OF Latter Day Saints TO my nina 'no
outlook was never brighter than now
President Smith in his address said; sin view OF
The manifesto issued by the Utah Church last fell we
NAV be called upon to recognize the presthood IN the
valleys OF Utah which may be called egtm Ia
rea Msy indicated Gis that the Church has branches n
forty mine states and countries ana tne ie NeariV ali
neLnBersb a9 ~ bopefn tone None O7 the preachers
receive compensation. Some OF them receNs ~ o5
for their families, the amount varying iro % F-
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Postomce Notice,
tsbould be read daily by all interested. as

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aay and the schedule OF closing arranged on the pre-
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Sstehed thence the The day. Registered mail closes
at D. M p'eV coRSELrUs VAN coTT, Postmaster.
Postoniee New-York. N. r. April 3. 1851
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
BERNHARDT DISAPPOINTED MIR. HILL.
THE GOVERNOR AND A SELECT PARTY WAITED
LONG IN VAIN TO ESCORT HER
THROUGH THE CAPITOL.


THROUGH THE CAPITOL.
Albany April @ (SpeciaD.-Sarah Bernhardt was here
last week, when she captured every in Albany by
her acting in ia Tosca" From her hotel to the
theatre she had pass by the Capitol and she was
much pleased with It's beauty and grandeur that she
expressed wish TO the insda Of the States most
extravagant piece of architecture. 1t is said that this
came TO the cars OF Senator Governor Hill, and he
ranged it that the actress learned that he would be
only happy TO act her escort through the build
ing. certain French professor engaged TO act
interpreter, and the time for the excursion
through the Capitol set for yesterday afternoon
The actress 10 stop here her way to Newfork,
after filing engagement in the interior OF the State
The party which was TO have the honor OF acting as
her escort exceedingly select one 1t consisted
Of Speaker Shechan, Dr. S. b. Ward SenatorGovernor
Hill, and the French professor. All arrangements
were made Saturday for the inspection on the fol
lowing day. On Sunday Senator Hill took consdera-
bly, longer time with his toilet than lie does when he
starts out on political mission, and the young
Speaker who is always carefully dressed, took extra
pains with the ser Of his scarf and the polish OF his
boots.
1t the old story OF disappointment. TIE pontl-
cal side of the party was at the Capitol early in the
day. waiting in the Executive rooms for the actress
close watch kept States St, up which the car
riage bearing Bernhardt expected to come. Every
few minutes Mr. HIPS heart was urged up to rapid
palpiIdefOn By the sound OF wheels. The carriage
which was loaged for never came, nor the actress
either After Wasting most Of the afternoon the party
started for their several homes. disappointed crowd
about the time that telegram arrived from BernafdCS
manager saying That she would not stop in Albany, as
her train had missed its connections and would be too
late in NewYo If she should remain here Few hours'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
4 CONCERT AT SCOTTISH RITE HALL

concert was given in Scottish Rite Hail. MadisonaNe
and Twenty.nnth-st which solos sung by VIII
h,r aunp Francis walker and Mrs. Buckley His
The Courtney Club heard I'm several ehoruses anu
eees and Mrs. Ella Dietz Cymer reeted Hans Ander-
SENS tale 1.-The Swlneherd" Robert Hatch appeared III
reading from the play OF Philip Herne' UlAins inc
mace of John r. Sullivan, who was detained away by
Illness The principal soolst OF the cng was TO nave
been Miss Clara Kellogg in the grand scene from
Ernani" but She too, kept away by Illness anu
Mrs. Sarah Barron Anderson ned her place upon inc
:, ogramme Miss ,Jessamtno Hallcnbeck was hoard
IN the soprano oblgato in glee OF Bishops which the
Courtney Club sang. A large audience was present
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
ANNUAL MEETING OF THE LOTOs GLIB.

The annual meeting of tho Lotos Club was held last
evening at the clubhouse, No 40 Flfth-ave. About
fifty members were present The reports Of the sec
rotary and treasurer read showing that the last
year has been a prosperous one. The resources OF
tho cIub exceed s55 376 and the membership IS grow
ing % new members having been elected at the last
meeting on March 80. Tie president announced last
night that he hoped to be able to present to the club
within sixty days the plans adopted by the board Of
directors with reference 10 new clubhouse. Aftor
the adjournment Of the general meeting the oieers
sImo The matter of new clubhouse was discussed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
soRoSys AND FOREIGN AUTHORS.

sorosIs met at Demoncos yesterday at noon, Mrs.
Jennie NJ. Lozer the newly elected president presd-
Ing After rectatons by Miss y. c. Wichham and
Mrs. lydia Wood Mrs. Elizabeth Wells Champney,
chairman OF literature presented the question for the
day" Resolved That the influence Of foreign Authors
is denationazinG American literature paper
was read by Mrs Septma NJ Coils, and the speakers
were MIS- Mary Dame Hall and Mrs. Jeanette Leeper.
Each speaker chose the negative side. Among inc
guests present Mrs. Burton ~ Harrison, MIS-
stNwcI of Michigan University: Mrs. Birch Jennings.
of The Glen Echo Club. Washington, ID. G.; MIS- Wing
president Of the Brooklyn Woman's cub MIS- fleld
and Mrs. Louise Chandler Moulton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
THE SCHUBERT CLUES CONCERT.

The Schubert Club gave a under the direction
~ C. Mortimer Wiske at the Lenox Lyceum last even
Ing devoted principally the performance OF ehoruses
for female voices Works OF this character by TauhcIt
Rcnecke Mackenzie and Raj and an arrangement Oh
Sulliyan's song ''The Lost Chord' were sung Inc
club appeared best advantage in Rats song. Day
Slowly Departing" The club assisted by william
I LAWN whose most important contribution was SET
Of three gypsy by DvoTak; little Miss Meceue'
oucorv who pIaycd Chopin's ..Bcrccuse." and Schu
manu's Faschlngs-schwan1"; Miss Helen Dudley Camp
bell. Miss Jennie Dutton. Miss Florence 5. Henry and
Miss EIfrida True.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
A DENIAL FROM DIR. MENDENHALL

% tnC Ell IGOr OF t IT Q III % IT Ht
Sir: In my address The Higher Criticism
delivered in Chicago last Monday, I made the point
that style docs not assist Us in determining the
authorship Of anonymous books Among the books
cited in PROOF, / referred to "The Breadwnners.'
did not claim to be the author Of that interesting
social study, but did claim that knew the name
OF the author but could not reveal the secret. On
nv general statement a brilliant Chicago reporter
sent the word to the public that claimed to be the
author, a thing | would not have stated, had IL been
true. knew nothing OF this report in NeNs Work
until my return to the city this morning.
j. W. MENDENHALL.
Ncw-York, April 3, 1891.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
AMFRMAN-At Flatbush, L.

,urpNAN-At Flatbush, L. l., saturday evening,
April T. after long Illness EsanGr , wife Of ESasd
a Naw-York Civ, IN the Goth year OF her age; -
rnero services at the residence OF her son'inaw koo-
ept & walker, Flatbushave., Flstoush, on TUESDAY.
9Th inst at p ~; all, ..,,o u,o,h,sh horsa cars NJ
Friends from New.fuk VIII siAe h"s'U'" "'N WIG ~
Bridge about 2 o'clock
CARIoCK-on Sunday. April 6, 1891. Walter " Cariock'
HvSs and friends are invited attend the funeral
services nc his late residence, Ridgewocd N. D., on
Wednesday inst. at = y. M, ana AT . " H. iroh
the reformed Church at PaFamus, NJ j.
CUADWICK-on Sunday April 5, A. B. Chadwick, NJ d.
aged G5 years. 49,, ,n O =, n n nm nj,
south Congregational Church. President ana court ses'
Brooklyn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
SUPERINTENDENT MURRAY's CONDITION.

Despite the repeated reports that Police superintend
ont murray intends to return to duty on April 10, the
oicals at IIeadQtarers who are in position to know
tho facts say that he will not be strong enough 10
resume the exactins and Responsible duties Oh super
,,,. Cow MANY weeks, If indeed he ever will
-, rhev arc hopeful for his recovery and they
cxncct mat his life may be prolonged for years,
mt tIev are confident that work in his office would
D DO p 10 remain on sick leave for an indefinite
DeIiOd.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
THREE ANNIVERSARIES AND A WEDDING.

Boston, April spcclaD.-rhero were four inter-
esting incidents this evening In the vestry OF mount
Vernon Congregational Church. IT was the Kew d.
S. T. IIerrics fftleth birthday, the twenty seventh
anniversary OF his marriage, and the twentcth amt
vcrsary Of his connection with the church lhese
were commemorated by the presentation OF valuable
gifts: and during the festivities some one Dosuh
nlavinc a wedding march, and in came couple 10 be
married They had gone to DR.. IerricNs mouse ana
learning that he at the vestFy, tho strangers a
ecntiv hroIe I'm upon the festival and were soon
made man and wife with mare witnesses than they
had pNDcctcd.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
OBITUARY..
GENEGfE 2. MINE.

T
Ceorce p Milne who for forty.one yeats keps p'''
od,c,ne and nerfumery store at No. 225 Futon-st''
n,oolsvn died yesterday morning at his nome auIohs
He was born in Boston eiShty-iour years ago U
Nv ors I'm business there before he came to Brook
Srn IN Isis He was one Of the early members Oh
p,vmouth Church Ills wife and two DAUGHTERS survivo
h Mr. Milne wos actively engaged in business up 70
the time Of his fatal Illness His death was cauSeu W
st,on toowing series Of severe hemorrhaees inc
s, ,,,, t,kc mace at 10 a. M tomorrow, the Rev
Dr. Lyman Abtcts Inclatine'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
DETECTING TO "THoU SHALT NoT'

TO the Editor Of The Tribune
Sir: Many good people even at this late day, look
upon the theatre as n place to be Stunned. IL U.s.
therefore the more to be deplored that play Of so
immoral a character should be placed upon the stage
s that of Thou Shalt Not now being performed at
the Union Square Theatre. The play outrages every
sense of decency, and ask what man after seeing IL
wonId take his mother sister or sweetheart To loO upon
Inc foul exhibition Of human depravity depicted III
this so-caled American drama That no seIeSpe pee
inc man would do so is enough 10 condemn the play
New-York April l. 1891. HENRI pEhAhD'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
DANIEL COTTIER.

DANIEL Cottler died at Jacksonville, Fla'' on sunuas
los, The cause OF death heart disease MI Oo'.er
went to Florida for his health, accompanied ~ 49,.
t,o about two months ago. He was engaged IN the
,,.r, business with James S. Inglis, under the hrn
name Of Cotter g. Co. The firm did business IN oCen
ordon end New.York The establishment IN els Guy
"a ot No IA Fifth-ave Mr.. Cottier leaves wire anu
tbr1e chndren His partner Mr. Ingis has gone 10
T,sonyua N assist in the funeral arrangements Inc
body will probably be brought to NewYOrk anu 'neh %
taken TO scotland where Mr.. CottIer was born
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
1rRsEy CATTLE AND THE WORLDS FAIR.

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir: beg to correct an error that appeared in the
club column of your Sundays issue in connection with
my candidacy for the Presidency of the American jersey
Cattle Club II is stated that am "understoOEto be
in sympathy with that element of the club which is
opposed TO sending exhibit of Jersey cattle to the
Worlds Fair" Instead of such being the case, l
heartily favor such an exhibit well liberal APP
nopraton from the treasury of the club to foster and
sccile a successful exhibit of Jerseys at the Fair.
G. w. FARLEE,
No so West Forty -sxth-st. April 6, 1901.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
covcEpr RY MISS UNYI LUyD.

Miss Unnl Lund the soprano singer daughter OF Colonel
lind ~ the Norwegian Army will give concert in the
narIors Of Cramercy Park otS, No 81 Gramercy Park
- oy cveninr The concert Will be under the patron
=, a. nur,be Of well.known people of this city. Mis-
Ind will be assisted by several other artists. Tickets
can be secured a the hotel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

with the grandeur and dignity OF the Nation The
greater we become tho we can afford TO be mag
unanimous and 10 bear In mind that excellent French
maxim "Noblesse obige" 10 was one OF the striking
thoughts OF Thomas Jefferson that 1--WE have two
countries--0ur own and France" As we never can
pay what we owe to the French at least let do all
in our power TO perpctuate that friendly and noble
sentiment. ). IA
New-York, March 25, 1901.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
,pcgJTrCrS ENJOY A DINNER.

The regular monthly dinner OF the Architectural League
=, Ncvyor was eaten at MorelO's last evening IL was
followed by an address on " Uses aad Abuses I" the
Renaissance" by &. Howard Walker, Of Boston,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
CHIEF OF THE ENGl

CHIEF OF THE ENGINEERS BROTHERHOOD HERE
p NJ. Arthur, chief OF the brotherhood OF Locomotive
arrived here yesterday the steamship Yucatan
from Mexico and Cuba.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

bargains In Furniture can pc oCtaneu az LIE w,
win be surprised at the eXhD@
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

Family abroad will sublet their two elegant suites a,
tn separately together, for balance Of lease
a. nv the month Reasonable price. Apply 3S4 5th'aye
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

Majors Cement repairs china. glass meersehapms vases
toys &c l6c., 25c. and Majors EhbOer Seneht' Loo
MAJORS Leather Cement 15 and 20 cts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

When you fail to ma what yon Wap Te e1s rbSSs
look among the little advertisements VI Inv A'oua'
I'Iey are on the ninth page to-day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
Liebig Company's Extract of Beef

Iemarchand Boneless Sardines are the choicest i'm;
ported sardnes TO be had Acker Merrdl OonuiO anu
park & Tiiford keep them
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
MARRIED..

VAN HORN-ELLISoN-on Thursday April 2. AZ ST.
Andrew's Church. BY the Rev George Il. Van De water
D. D.. Mary Emily Ellison 10 Alfred Van Horn. DON
Of this city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
Wedding Presents
OF PERMANENT VALUE

Highcass Etchings, tastefully framed costing from
s1o and upward. Frederick Keppel Co.. Paris ana
% Ess. leth.st, between Union Square and Shave.'
New.YOrk
For Grippe with Bronchial Disorder use GeTdnet
Pine Needle on and Extract. Pamphlets gia"s %
Dor A.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

Keeps shirts 20 Measure. Six for %. None better
st any price. 500 and s11 Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

and editor was candidate for the Presidency and II
long AGO recovered and resumed its career In full
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
Guerial Notices.

Sale This Evening.
AT O'CLOCK.
THE MUsGRAvE COLLECTION o.
MODERN PAINTINGS.
FIFTH AVENUE ART GALLERIEa,
800 Fifth.avc., near 3ith-st
ROBERT soMERvILLE. Auctonees.
BY oRTGIES co.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

r,o Iordc,ux and burgundy wines OF j. Calyet Co..
tor which F. de Barry Co. 43 warren-st, are agents,
are highly sympathetic to refined paates Try them and
Judge for yourself.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07
DIED.

Notices of marriages must be Endorsed With full
name and address.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

Do you want real estate servants, board or rooms
Then examine the little advertisements on the nlhth
page Of The Tribune,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

The many columns of short advertisements on the
ninth page OF The tribune mention business o1'"0'
and bargains of various sorts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-07

Makes a clear Beef Tea in one minute.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-11-03
The Ring at Weddings.

The giving and taking of a ring" is
absolutely necessary in regulaRchurch
wedding, but the ring need not be the
property of the contracting parties.
know an English church dignitary who
once performed a wedding with the
ring of bunch of keys. as 'the ring
had been forgotten. Ia many instances
l have found the ring too small for
the brides finger, so that it could not
be slipped over the knuckle. Never
mind, sir" said the impatient bride
groom. go on; we can fix that when
we get home"
But bridegrooms are not usually so
self possessed. 1t is astonishing how
helplessly stupid the bridegroom gen
orally is at wedding. He loses his
presence of mind and conducts himself
like a child. On the contrary, the
bride is calm and composed. Rev. T.
P. Hughes in New York World.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-11-03

lone of the greatest differences be
tween the east and the west" says a
veteran conductor, lis in regard to
talking with strangers. The Missouri
river is the dividing line in regard to
talk The very minute passengers get
east of Omaha and Council Bluffs they
freeze each other. Strangers are stran-
gers, and they grow more so until they
reach the coast. The difference is just
as marked the other way. Passengers
who would not dare to speak or be
spoken to quit playing clans as soon as
they reach the end of the Union Pa
cific bridge From that point on,
clear to the setting sun, the tongues
get nimbler and nimb!er.
You can ask any man for his past
experience, present feelings and future
expectations, and he will give up every
detail with a smile. But get even a lit.
tie ways east, and if you ask man the
time of day he will look at you as if he
was sure you intended to snatch his
watch. Yes, the Missouri river is the
line of loquacity. ."-Omaha Bee.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-11-03
Twas So Handy.

1 overhead two ladies talking to one
another aloud on the porch of the
Grand hotel, and the dialogue was
thoroughly occidental:
You must come and see me on your
way home" said one.
SIS it farl" the other asked,
"Oh, no." replied number one. ITS
only twenty-four hours out of your
way. You can get to my place in a
day and a night from Cincinnati
Come, won't you"
II certainly will" replied number
two, "since it's so handy"
The two women thought no more OF
travelling day and a night in the cars
than born New Yorker would think
of going to Brooklyn-not so much, in
fact.-Julian Ralph in New York Sun
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-11-03

The wife of an employee of the Penn
sylvania railroad gave a very amusing
exhibition of family pride in dry goods
store few days ago. Her husband is
very tall, thin man; the chest measure
of his clothing is very small, and when
he buys underclothing he gets the small
est sizes. His wife is a large woman.
She had gone into a store TO purchase
underclothing for her husband, and
while standing at the counter examining
the goods, little bit of woman came
in, and, seeing the goods being dis
played, said:
"That is what l want; some under
shirts for my husband. No. 3S, please.
What number will You haveY said
the salesman, addressing the first woman.
"No. 8S, please" was the reply.
The two women bought the same size
garments, one buying for big chested
and tine other for a narrow chested man.
When the latter took her purchase home
and displayed it 10 her husband he was
astonished to find the shirts so big. He
said:
"what the - did you buy such big
shirts for?''
Because"
"Well, because whatl l can't weal
| them"
II don't care. was not going Il
stand alongside Of little bit of WON
an aud buy shirts for little bit Of
man when she was buying shirts for
great big one. II you haven't any prid
have; that's why bought the BIZ
shirts. Wilmington News.