New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-09-19
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Says Western boomer In "The st. Louis Gl,b.
Democrat: GAN previous booms have been cclIpsed
by the recent at La Plata City, in Utah Territory
BY accident q small farmer led 10 suspect thar
there was some kind OF mineral metal In lump Of
loose rock. This resulted In his showing 10 TO man
who did something more than suspect and after few
hours the spread and the mob began. l was eDs
Of the first the ground aud Melted Thousands
by buying quartersecton and holding 1t two weeks
while city out Of the prairie. Silver, copper
ala lead were discovered everywhere, and for two
weeks provisions were worth almost their weight in
gold. Now the rush is about over, and half the lnha5-
ants at least can find places TO sleep at night but
this only after the performance Of something VERY
much like miracle"
A Hint to PhIanthropIsts.-A sympathetic Man.
observing that his Apples sometimes Froze the Win.
bottles Of Hair Remover over them, in the Hope that
they might grow fine Coats Of Fur 20 keep themselves
However. he found that the Apples remained az
Bald as Before; and, Moreover, were Unit for Eat
Charity injudicIousIy Applied leaves its objec,
worse of than Before.-(Puck.
Speaking of the work Of The Tribune Presh-Air
Fund.- The Springfield Unlon' says {" 1t Is impossl-
bic calculate the amount Of happiness which these
excursions and visits have produced Wherever these
FreshAir children havegone they have found delight
and health and new and brighter views Of a world
which has always been or less gloomy to them.
From tho places where they have summered come re.
ports Of their good behavior and manifest improvement,
in their surroundings
The chatter in tho Mugwump press about the 'dandy
feet and the abuse Of secretary Tracy and Admiral
our coast this summer IS not sensible. There Is no
war anywhere In which the United states IS concerned
American ship Of war It has ministered to the pds
and comfort OF the people 10 see the White Squadron
IL has been exercised where IL could be seen, and s
fine feet has been pleasant and instructive spec.
wish TO see.-(Lewiston (Me.D Journal.
In the East people are frequently lectured on the
sacred duty of kicking but In the West kicker DOM
seem to be appreciated. If You are kicker" saysa
Western paper, and the shadow Of failure IA
everything that is proposed to help the town, for
Heavens sake go into some canon and kick your
shadow on the clay bank, and thus give the men who
are working to build up the town chance. Ono
long-faced, hoow-eyed, whining kicker do more TO
keep away business than all drouths, short crops,
chinch bugs, cyclones and billiards combined.'
AN AUTUMN IpYL
The drowsful dream Of tho sweet autumn time
wit WITH itS mdiew, mould ana mellow
In robes Of russell and yellow.
The EN- maple: are dress'd IN their gided gowns;
The diss0napt dlrge OF the lazy Towns
And the recollecuons tender,
OF the lowing kline and the squealful swns
And the boy with one suspender,
Como brOodinsIy back to the bulgng brain
In the may, mild September.
And the soft sunlight Is serene delight
To your good Old Unclo Davy,
AS he saunters swiDgingly up the lane
For his buckwheat cakes and gravy.
The careful glume of the golden rod CLOVIS
From fence corner, field and faiow,
And cllngngly close the wild aster grows
With the Marguerite and mallow.
The gabblesome goose by the fruitield fence;
The guinea-fowl back of the barn;
While grandmother winds the yarn;
The plump pussy-cat by the backyard pump
sits langlldly, lazily purEhg.
The appe-butter Is stirring.
Oh, these are the sights and tho soulful scenes
That trippngly troop before us,
With the wallful winds and shlmmenng sheens
-(Bradf1rd PENN Era.
1t seems that the Rev. James Donnelly, OF the Irish
Methodist Church. has the sole right 10 issue licenses
for marriages between members of that Church This
Is satisfactory so long Mr. DOnney is on hand, as
he generally is But he expects to DO In this country
for three months to attend the Methodist Ecumeniea
Conference in Washington next month, and as he can
not legally appoint substitute all marriages In the
Irish Methodist Church will have to be postponed until
his return.
with currency which shall be satisfactory TO all, but
the true solution OF tho difficulty would seem 70 be 70
make money so cheap that nobody would want IL and
to this end large portion Of tho West Is working TO
the best, or rather TO the worst Of It's abty-(Bos.
ton Transcript.
Professor PARK, or AndoVer, sun retains MS aDiliy
TO say sharp and witty things, the following thrust
at the growth Of lax views Of religion in Boston viii
show During recent visit 10 that city he attended
service in of its finest churches, where he heard
real oldfashloned sermon. At the close Of the SER
vice lie remarked in his measured, majestic wayi
This service has been great surprise TO me, very
great surprise. Is it possible that you still have SIN
ners in this community? p on another occasion tho
venerable professor characterized the present age
!" the millennium Of milk and water"
Tho Weather Assured.-"I am so anxious for Il 70
be fine tomorrow" said Mrs. Tomdk ~ Captain East
lake, who is something Of weather prophet "lou
don't think IL will rain, do you, Captain 2"
well, ma'am,' replied the gallant Captain, afd
c0mpcl ensive sweep Of tho horizon, the only hlng
that perfect weather for tomorrow is adj
verse meteorological condition.
oh, thanks" replied the grateful woman, much
relieved. "Then IL is certain to be fine, isn't IL p
The Epoch.