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The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-10-17
PUBLIC SALE
WEDNESDAY,, OCTOBER alst. 1891.

will sell at public auction to The highest
bidder nj Iry farm Ii mile, northeast of Odessa,
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-10-17
TRoTrINo Under SADDLE.

Mares under Is years-Eirst premium,
S f;@iia "a zj IT,. P PGtriSs; NG Pbfse w. F Eastfr'
Nettie Wilkes, Berthe r., Neptune and
Dolly.
The speedy flyer, BERTHE r., flew away
with the blue ribbon, and the handsome
chestnut GlIy, Nettie Wilkes, owned by
G. Logsdon & Son, Marshall, Mo-, cap
tured second premium.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-10-17

majority.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-10-17

II. ID. SMIrusoy, A~uctionccr,
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
Who WILL BELL THE CAT?

The Siberian petition that is to be
sent to the Car from Philadelphia
weighs several hundred pounds and
when pasted together it will reach for
two and a quarter miles, The ques-
ton now Is who Is to deliver it' The
best thing that could be done for The
Car and his people would be to send
them RElD'S GERMAN COUGH
AND KIDNEY CURE, This great
remedy is a certain and never failing
cure for lung and throat troubles and
in the present distress that is prevail
ing in Russia It Is the thing that the
people most need, For all maladieS
Of the throat and lungs It never fails,
II Is a great remedy for children espe-
cially for those prediSpoSed to Group,
While 1t has no equal for aged people
who suffer from pneumonia, For
sale by all druggists,
SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, III,
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
A Gift to All Free,

To INTRODUCE 1T IN AMERICA, THE MEDT.
CAL REFORM SOCIETY OF LONDON WILL SEND
AN EXCELLENT REMEDY FREE OF CHARGE, to
all who are bona fide sufferers from Chronic
Kidney and Liver Diseases, Diabetes or
Brights Disease, or any discharges iAlbu.
menuria) or arrangements of the human
body, also for Dropsy, Nervous Weak,
ness, Exhausted Vitality, Gravel, Rheuma-
tism, Sciatica, Dyspepsia, Loss of Memory,
want Of Brain Power. The discovery is
a new, cheap and sure cure, tho simplest
remedy on earth, as found in the Valley of
the Nile, Egypt. Send self-addressed en-.
velope at once, enclosing ten cents in
stamps, to defray expenses, to Secretary,
James Holland 5, Bloomsbury Mansions,
Bloomsbury Square, london, England.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
mistake perhaps was made

GREAT mistake perhaps was made
when Dr.; Sherman named his great remedy
Prlckly y Ash BlTTERs; but it is presumed
mat at that time all remedies for the blood,
etc were called Bittcrs. Had he called it
Prickly Ash Regulator" "Curative," or
almost anything but Buters, it undoubtedly
would have superseded ali other prepara-
tions of similar character. Thename Bitters
Is misleading; it is purelya medicine, ana
cannot be used as beverage
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
The Only One Ever Prnted-Can You Find
the Word?

There is 3.inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true OF each new one appearing each week
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
The Grand Inquest of the Nation

Finds Hostetter's Stomach Bitters fore
most among tonics. This verdict would not
have been rendered had it not been per-
fectly conSonant with facts. The medicine
is a peerless reviver of declining strength,
and unsurmountable check to premature
decay Besides being productive of these
grand results, it overcomes dyspepsia,
malaria and rheumatism, liver complaint
and kidney weakness. 1t is a superb ap-
petizer.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

THERE is one remedy that has saved many
debilitated, blood poisoned mortal to a
life of happy usefulness and robust health.
1t will save you if you will give it trial.
1t is DR.. John Bulls Sarsaparilla. Any
medicine dealer will supply you. You do
yourself injustice if you fail to use it,
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

HARSH purgative remedies are fast giving
way to the gentle action and mild effects OF
Carter's Little Liver Pills. If you try
them, they will certainly please you.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

In these days men earn their living. In
past days they urned their dead.-Balti-
more American.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

A SORE THROAT OR CoUGH, if suffered to
progress, often results in an incurable
throat or lung trouble. "BrOlCn'S Bronchial
lf0cheS" give instant relief.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

THE difference between an editor and his
wife is that his wife sets things to rights
while he writes things to set,-Yonkers
Statesman.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03
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Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

BOHEMIAN HoPs and pale MINI. Barley
make the extra flavor of the "a. B. C. Bo.
hemian Bottled Beer" of st. Louis.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

SOME of the Georgia editors are urging
the citizens to establish paper mills. They
want to work off their stock of manuscript
pOetry.-Atlanta Constitution.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
Is Is, hales Honey OF Horehound and Tar.
Pixies ToOthache Drops Cure in one minute
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

A CURE for nearly all the common ills
what, doctors! Pshaw! Take Beecham's
Pills. For sale by all druggists.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

No REMEDY has saved so many sickly chill
dren's lives as Dr. Bull Worm Destroyers.
They never fail and children like them too,
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

"MIss FRlvoL was perfect witch at the
seaside" "Hum! A sort of sandwich,
ehT'-Baltmor American.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

A TEXAS young lady is named Angelina
Acid. Her best fellow speaks of hor as his
sour rmash.-Minneapoli Journal.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

If life really were poem, it Is doubtful
If anyone would be averse to it.-Detroit
Free Press.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

HOWEVER other people may look down
upon it, the chimney sweeps business Just
scots him.-Binghamton Republican.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

If you have ever seen a company of ma
rlnes on the retreat you have cen a naval
squad run.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

If stock companies are formed to control
the rain-making enterprise they must ex-
Pect to have big drops in their business
Baltimore American,
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

THE pedestrian is a man who generally
puts his whole sole in his work. Baltimore
American
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

The young graduate who takes up medi.
cine finds tpleasanter than taking it down.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

ANYONE can take Carter's Little Liver
Pills, they are so very small No trouble to
swallow No pain or gripping after taking
Sharp County record., 1891-12-03

-. SAN FRANCISCO, OAL.
LOUISVILLE. kK NEW YORK. M
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-23

some great change took possession Of the
uatIves. The hula was revived. FGastinR
aud dissipation, music and dancing went ON
without ceAsing within the palace, the gates
OF which were closed TO FOREIGNERS. loop
boiled and fortified and guarded by soldiers.
The death Of the kings sister, Princess
Likelike, about this time, added to the feel
ing OF transportation with which tho for
eiQrers In Holoiulu viewed these pr,Ceod-
jpgs, because il was notorious that shC in
d%ignantly refused TO join or c~ountennnce the
Kii0-Kiio. and expressed her preference for
her foreign friends and entire sympathy
with Christian teaching and doctrine. Her
death was attributed to the kahunns. who
int,mated that one OF the royal family
must die to propitiate Pelc and stop the
lava flow from Mauna Lon. shs died, rn-
NOR had it, rs the sacrifice to Pele and the
lava flow stopped. Certain 1t ~ mat her
death was At once 4 shock ana surprise
and had its iutiuenca upon the revolution
afy movement, which shortly after abol-
ished the board Of genea!ogy. t.ampled up
on the KiIo-kilo, and whipped kalakaua IN
to constitutional traces and destroyed Tor
ever his ambition to restore tho ancient
faith. customs and traditions OF the Ha-
waiian race.
That such an idea should have been seri-
oua!y entertained by ANY man III HAWAII
ut the present day wound have been re-
enough; but tina. a man OF kaia-
kaua's education, intelligence and expert
should have acted Upon 1t IN the iater
years OF his life, and at the ve,y pinnacle OF
success. ~ one Of those anomalies which
cannot be explained or understood.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-23
HEALTH IS WEALTH..

DR.. Z. C.. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment,
. guaranteed specific for Hysteria. Dizz:n IS.
Con- Visions, Fits. Nervous Neuralgia, Headache.
Nervous Prostratiop ceused by the use ut alcohol
or tobacco, Wzkefuiness, Mental Depression.
Softaning of the Brain resulting in insanity AMI
leading to misery, decay and death, Premature
Old Age. Barrenness, LOIS of Power In either sex:
Involuntary Losses and Soermatorrhoa caused
by over ~exertion Of the brain: self-abuss or over
indulgence. Each box contains a month 9 treat-
mont. 500 a box. or SIX boxes for $500 sent
by mail prepaid on receipt of price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOTTLES
TO cnre any case. With sach order received By
us for six boxes, accompanied with 800. We will
send TIE purchaser our writton guarantee to re-
fund the money if the treatment does not effect
acurs. Guarantees issued only by II. III Par.
chen Il Co.. druggists, sole agents., Helena. Mont
$500 REWARD
We will pay the above II award for any case o:
Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache. In.
digestion, Constipation or Cestiyentes we cannot
G re- with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills. whom the
directions are strictly complied with: They are
purely Vegetable and never fail to give satlsfac.
non. Sugar Coated. Large boxes. containing
30 pills. u cents. beware Of co.oterfeits and
limitations. Inc genuine manufactured only by
TGEJOHs G.. WEST COMPANY, Chicago. i'll Sold
Dy II. IL. Parchen d Co. druggists. Helena.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-23

II sick headache is mise-y.. what arc Carriers
Little Liver Pills il they will positively cure ~
People who have used them speak frankly oi their
worIn. They ara small and easy TO lake,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-02-23

For her matches look OF grace and motion,
health, restored by the use Of that unequaied,
invigorating tonic and neryine, DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription, which set In healthy
action every function and gave purity ana
richness to the blood.
"Favorite Prescription is q positive cure
for the most complicated and obstinate cases
of leucorrhea, excessive flowing. painful men,
situation, unnatural impressions, Prolaps1s.
or falling Of the womb, weak back. female
weakness" aateveFsion, retrovsrsion. bear
ing-down sensations, chronic congestion. ip-
fammation and liberation of the womb. II
is guaranteed to give satisfaction in erery
case. or money refunded.
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
The Arizona Kicker.

We had business over at the Elbow
the 9th 4 day, and our esteemed con-
temporary saw in the fact a long
sought opportunity. He sent mes
senger around by the river road to
get there ahead Of US and off the bows
$50 to draw our body up to limb.
The boys were ready enough, but when
they came to look for the body it
wasn't there. We suspected what was
brewing and lit out. Do we blame our
esteemed contemporary? Not bit.
Every man out this way has his
peculiarities, and every other man
respects them. We came here and
found the field occupied by wretched
apology for weekly paper, conducted
by wretched apology for human
hyena. In three months we had driv-
Ell him into a hole, and in six he was
the sickest man in all Arizona. He
wouldn't be human not to feel hurt in
his mind-such a mind as he has.
lie has shot at us, tried to poison us,
set our office on fire, bribed our en-
ployes, hired assassins to slay US, and
the plot the other day was his latest
move. 10 in, old boy! Hang an un-
der do. who won't bite, oven when he
knows he's icked!-Free Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Another Young George Washington.

The bottle of glycerine and whisky,
kept in Chicago house solely for the
cure of colds, has been found empty.
When last seen it had contained
enough for two or three doses. 4
search was made for the culprit who
emptied it.
While the inquiries were in progress
Willie sat in one corner of the room
reading a newspaper 1t came his
turn at last
"Willie,n said his mother, sdid YOU
drink thiss''
No answer He was too deeply in
terested in the newspaper.
willie, repeated his mother, did
you drink this?'
"Drinl1 WHAT" he answered, looking
up abstractedly.
The mixture that was in this bot
tle."
''What was it?''
''Glycerine and whisky. You know
what it was. Did you drink it,"
Yes mamma he said fearlessly.
Il drank it. ''I'd rather drink Il whole
bottle Of whisky than tell lie about
it, "
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Abundance of Money Wanted,

The Industrial Age, St. Paul, MINI.
says: 1--WE have had prosperity under
high tariff and under low tariff, but
we have never had hard times when
money was abundant among the peo-
pie. OF course, money. locked up in
banks had just as we'll be out of
existence, so far as any benefit to the
people is concerned. An abundance
of money at the money centers may
Indicate bankruptcy and ruin among
the people. The great mass of the
largest business transactions of the
country are carried on through clear
ing houses by means of bankable
paper, and but little money is needed.
1t is the producing and retail
business classes that need money,
and we should have system
of distributian that would place
money within the reach of these
classes. Organized credit would still
continne to be the chief factor in al l
the larger business transactions of the
country. The chief use of money is to
employ labor and to exchange it's pro-
ducts between the producer and the
buyer. It is unjust that the small
class which controls credit, and is en-
abled to transact ninety-fve per cent.
OF its business without money, should
at the same time be able to control the
circulation of lawful money which is
absolutely essential to the prosperity
of the farmers, laborers and retail
dealers of the country. This is the
leading question of the day, aud it
must be settled before the people can
hone for DrOSDeritV -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Soon Become Americanized,

Clubs composed of foreigners exist
in all the big cities Of the world.
They are nearly all prosperous, ex-
cept in the city of New York. Eng
lish clubs which have been founded
there from time to time have failed,
and the Canadian club found it neces-
sary to throw off it's RESTRICT ons on
membership and admit other persons
than Canadians before it became sue
cessful. The French societies in New
York have a very liberal percentage
of American members, and the Ger
man clubs are all rapidly becomin g
American institutions. In London
there are two clubs which are exclu-
sively American in membership and
management. and there are good Eng
lish clubs in Berlin and Vienna.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Gone Before.

Ihere's beautiful face in the silent air.
Which follows me ever and near,
With smiling eyes and amber hair.
With volceless lips, yet with breath of
prayer
That feel but cannot hear.
The dimpled hands and ringlet of gold
Lie low in marble sleep;
L stretch my hand for clasp of old.
But the empty air is strangely cold.
And my vigil alone keep.
There's sinless brow with a radiant
CROWN
And cross laid down in the dust:
There's smile where never a shade comes
now,
And tears no more from these dear ewes
flow,
So sweet in their innocent trust.
All, well! And summer is come again,
Singing her same old song;
But oh, it sounds like sob of pain.
AS it floats in the sunshine and the rain
Ger the hearts of the worlds great
throng
There's beautiful region above the skies,
And long to reach it's shore,
For I know I shall find my treasure there,
The laughing eyes and amber hair
OF the loved one gone before.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
A BAD COMBINE.
1t is tho School. Book Trust known as The
etBig Four"

''Big Four.''
The latest combine reported is be-
tween publishing houses for the pur-
pose of controlling the price of school
books. For number of years past
there have been efforts made in this
direction, but until recently no definite
understanding or agreement has been
consummated. 1t is now understood
that the three largest concerns in the
country have joined together and pro-
pose to dictate the educational status
OF the rising generation. This mono
poly reaches much further than a cas-
ual glance discloses. 1t not only
makes the price, but absolutely dictates
the quality. 1t is intended not only
to rob the purchaser. but to beggar the
author. When competition was in
order, every new device or improve
ment in educational work was eagerly
accepted. Teachers and scholars alike
shared in the benefits. With the COM
bine this is changed. The cheapest is
as good as the best. Superiority
OF matter and manufacture will
give way to disregard for either,
which, in the end, will be highly inju-
rIlous to the educational system of this
country. This monopoly will no doubt
enrich those engaged in operating it,
but 1t Will be at the expense of the
material educational advance ment of
the people. This form of trust appeals
directly to the moral sentiment of
every citizen, and the outcome will
show how honest and deep-rooted that
sentiment is. The time has evidently
come when a vigorous protest is de-
manded against Il condition that per-
mlts such entire disregard of all the
rights of every branch of society in it's
efforts to gather profits. In the near
future it is possible that the march of
science, art and literature may find it's
further progress checked by the greed
of some such monopoly or combine
II the friends of civilization do not at
once begin war upon this attempt to
curtail intelligence, then the fact will
be established that nearly all human
desire is swallowed up in the blind
struggle for gain National Citizens
Alliance
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Emigrating t. Tu.ke7.

The mountain tribes of the Cau-
casus are emigrating in large numbers
to Turkey. Russian settlers are not
slow to take possession of their lands.
The government has been petitionel
by such settlers to divide the lands
shat were vacated by the Caacasians
into regular settlements and to estab-
lish proper judiciary circuits there.
But the governor of the Kooban dis
trict has informed the petitioners that
their demands cannot be fulfilled that
the time has not come yet for the CEN
trial government to take into posses
sion and to dispose OF the lands OF
the aborigines.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
HELLO DOCTORpo
An Amusing Interview Held Through c;tv ro,o
nI,o,o ~

An Amusing Interview Held Through q CITY Te,o.
3 phone.
Many useful and wonderful things
are accomplished by the telephone.
One OF its most important functions is
the enabling of patients to commun
lcate promptly with their physicians
Sometimes the instrument NAV be of
doubtful service to the DOCTOR
one afternoon a city doctor was
called from the dinner table, just as
ne had finished his carving for the
family and begun to eat on his own
account, to answer the telephone.
'Hello! Hello!' came sharp, eager
call over the instrument.
The doctor recognized the voice of
very nervous man of his acouaint-
ance.
swell, what is it?' he asked.
"Oh, I'm not well at all, doctor, but
l haven't got time to come and see
you, and I want you to cure me bv
telephone, you know"
"Well-"
'"ell, just hear this cough: ahum!
ahum! ahum! Isn't that pretty bad?"
"But'" the doctor began, Il CAN'T
"And what do you think of nv
breath. Now, I'll breathe into the
telephone. Fhwee! Do you get that?"
"But [ can't judge of your breath
through the telephone!"
''You can't, Ell? So you can't
that's a fact! Well, I haven't any
time to come and see you, nor to wait
here until you come down, so I guess
pll call in at Doctor Handy's on nv
way down town, and get him to pre-
scribe for me. Oh, l say! Don't put
this in your bill, now"
AS the doctor goes back to his cold
roast he speculates as to whether the
absurdly thoughtless and nervous man
or the telephone is the greater an
noyance.-Youth's Companion.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
A Fay o: Milk.

Here you are. two pounds of chops,
good scant weight" said the merry
Cranston Street grocer to the young
man of family who had brought in an
order from his wife, land now for the
milk; where's your camp" The young
man of family protested that he hadn't
read the order, and had not been
equipped with can ..Never mind"
said the grocer; there, hold on to it"
and he dexteriously slipped one paper
sugar bag inside of another and filliped
the corners into place. The two
quarts of milk we're poured into the
inner bag. The grease in the milk
prevents it from going through the
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Signs Of Sicknes3,

Nearly twenty years ago DR.. Wilks
directed attention to the curious fact
that transverse furrow always ap.
pears on the nails after serious ill.,
ness. Medical men ignored what thew
called the visionary opinions of Mr..
Wilks, giving the matter but little at.
tention in their medical works. Re-
Gently new interest in the subject
has been revived and pathological
societies have begun an investigation.
One remarkable case shows nail fur
rows caused by three days. seasick-
ness.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Who Won tho Bet?

The first bicycle had reached Chad,
wick, and as it stood in its crate on the
little depot platform, everyb body in
town came up to examine it.
Yer don't mean to say that 'er man
kin ride tibet thing?' questioned old
Silas Pink.
''Thet's whut they say,' said long,
lank young Simpson. Il amt seed
hit done, but Their agent says hit's
easy"
AN only them many wheels?''
-'IWO's err nuff"
III bet you my hat hit KANT be
did"
"All right,' responded Simpson
~.Putter up" 4.
just at the moment the arrange.
ments OF the wager were completed. a
dapper young man came up, and with
a strong arm pulled the Stats from the
crate. He took the glittering machine
out, gave its pedals a few whirls,
@nimbly jumped into the saddle and
was off like the wind, down the gravel
road.
'Ihere!" exclaimed Simpson, be-
fore the bicycle had got thirty feet
away, ''gjmme that hat"
1t was ill-luck or pride or something
else that made the young man run into
a small rock, and nature did the rest.
The machine stopped and the rider
went over into tie ROAD. When the
doctor got through and put him on
the train for home, old ST and Simp-
son were arguing over who won the
bet. He had shown his ability to
ride, Simpson said, but the old man
still declares that bicycles are fail