The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-11-22
WHO CAN TELL?

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will user
Will it be the regulation sort. or the
kind the boys order when they stand be-
fore his bar?
And. will that bar hereafter be a tri-
bunal of justice, or merely furnish bus
mess for police courts as usual?
Why the Hoboken police and Recorder
McDonough do not WORK in harmony!
Where John Dingwall borrowed that
plug hat?
How John O'Connell liked that Union
Hill support
And how much he paid for iti
How Mr.. Furst enjoys NJ. Wolfson' IS
contract with the Freeholdersf
And how he likes furnishing blankets
at twenty-five cents?
When the war between the County
Board OF Health and the Hoboken Board
will end?
And If it may not wipe ont the county
slowcoacnf
How the undertakers of that city like
the idea of paying tithes to two Boards?
Where John Boyd got his blue jeans
trousersf
If Dinny Reardon wants to succeed
Police Justice Davis?
II Sergeant Malone will see that his
saloon does not violate the Sunday laws
What gave Billy Herbert his pull?
How many tomatoes George Mccarthy
raised in his back yarda
Aud how he likes a farmers life?
What kind of wood was used by the
man who framed a reply?
How all the Hoboken justices of the
peace manage to exc out a living?
If you can light a cigarette with a base
ball match?
Why sailors should be placed on short
rations when the wind blows fowl and
chops about?
Why the Hoboken Bar Association does
not make a move to remedy some of the
existing evils for which it was ostensibly
organized?
If Counsellor John DENIM will be APP
pointed Police Justice?
Where to find a handsomer doctor than
Police Surgeon Nevin?
When the Federal Club will become
lively and a ching of p%leasure?"
Why politicians wear big diamonds9
If the Amateur Opera C%ompany's
friends enjoyed the short dressess
If the sincerity of a romantic girls love
can be measured by her sighs?
OF a more primitive structure than the
proposed new Hoboken Post Office?
Whether Jekyll will be able to Hyde
from Mansfield in the New Opera Houses
Why Convict Williams didn't take the
State Prison with him while he was about
iii?
What Jersey City church girls will do
at Christmas time if they continue to de-
spoil the young men at fairs?
What, Oh what has become of Mike
O'Mara2
If Jimmy Hunt owns Police Commits
sioner Kelly?
II he got him the same as he does his
other calves?
Where to find a better and more Chris
tian 81. Observation-Disclosures than
Ben Van Keuren?
Why men in business who own prop
erty should be appointed to the police
force while there are hundreds of compe-
tent Democrats in need of work.
Why one man should be locked in a
cell all night because another man fires
a gun within the city limits?
Why an undertaken should be COM
PEELED to pay twenty-five cents for a
burial permit, seeing that he merely
transfers the charge to the family Of the
deceased?
And how much profit there is on the
transaction?
Vino will be the next Mayor of Hobo
ken?
And of Jersey City?
Aud whether he will spell it Allan or
Alienp
How the mex Secretary of State will
spell his manner
Who writes those antt-Abbett letters
for the New YORK TinseS2
Why he does it?
Whether that new Republican paper,
will ever be startedt