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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
BRIGHT BITS,

How DO you preserve peaches. Aunt MariaI"
wal. when tn boys appear, We lets the dog
loose; an the pickets ON the trees is all made o.
steel an KEEP sharp "-Hdrper's Bazaar.
=. WIFE lat confectioner's)-I want some of
those, too, John.
Husband talarmed)-My dear, you forget we
are in Boston. Those are kisses.-CEicqoo
Tribune.
On. let us to the picnic grounds
With cakes and pie and custard,
where hostile snakes neander round
And frolc in the mustard
-Oconee Enterprise.
PosTMAsTER-so, you would like position as
letter carrier Have you ever had any expe-
rience
Applicant-Yes, sir; my wife has ALWAYS
given me all her letters to post. You might ask
her-Pltck.
Mas. SoFTHEART-I don't think this poor man
Is strong enough to carry such load. John.
de looks like a conSumptIve, poor fellow.
RAGGED MAN-Bless yer swate face. daddy
niver mind me luks. Pm after carryin' Jag
livery day av me loife.-C Chicago Times
He apes the English, don't you know,
Though Wales would have a fit
II he supposed the copy good
And thought he looked like it.-Pdck.
''I'D be glad to have you marry Harold. nv
dear" said Ethels father, gravely, eff thought
he was young man of pertinacity. | do not
think he has what we call stickativeness
20, yes. he has, He proposed nine times be-
fore l accepted him. returned Ethel.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
FIRST GIRL Don't you ever cry when you go
to the Uheater
Second Girl-No; I'm not so easily affected as
that.
First Girl-rm afraid you are hard-hearted
Second Girl-No; it isn't that But l could
never cry and chew gum at the same time.
COMMENCEMENT DAY ODE
No more Gliding down life's river"
No more Drifting oQt to sea-"
No more Farewell, Thee. kind teacher"
Willie has taken his degree.
No more Sad the parting words we utter"
No more Let us ever faithful be-"
No more Tender memories fondly cherished"
Willie has taken his degree.
No more Brave the world with firm endeayor. g"
No more Strive to do the best we can"
No more "Show the world that we are in it."
Willie now is quite man.
-Westfeld Standard.
THAT'S pretty old alligator, guessn re-
marked one tourist to another as huge caynan
opened his cavernous jaws and took in a young
darkey that had recklessly ventured too near
the river.
He may be old :" returned the other. s'but
he's evidently got good deal of the boy in him
yet."-Bosto'l Courier.
DR.. M1xwELL (who has asked Mrs. whiffet to
put out her tongue)-You say your husband is
very nervous and irritable?
Mrs: Whifret-Yes; terribly so. But I'm
not ill.
DR.. Mixwell (calmly)-I think I'll prescribe
long sea voyage.
Mrs. Whffeu-For John?
DR. Mixwell-No; for you.-Judoe.
ST AM little short and will PROFOUND to you a
conundrum in menthal arithmetic" said a De-
troit man to his friend
IAN right; let me hear it." answered his
friend.
well" said the man that was short, sup
pose you had $40 in your pocket and should
ask for SIS, how much would remain"
Ten dollars, " was the prompt reply.-Detroit
Free Press.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

The publication of a new story by Miss
Adeline Sergeant. entitled "a False Posi-
tion; The Story of Mysterious Marriage"
will be begun in the MORNING NEWS next
Sunday, and in the WEEKLY NEWS June
90 Miss Sergeant has written several
stories of great power, and they are very
popular. She is descended from an old
Lincolnshire England family, and was
born at Ashbourne, Derbyshire. She began
to write when years old, appeared in print
when Is, and published volume of verse
when 16 years of age. Her first success was
with "Jacobi's Wife, which was accepted
while she was travelling in Egypt. Subse-
quently the story was issued as serial by
Messrs. Tillotson & Son, and Miss
Sergeant at once became favor
fiction. Her Forthcoming story will arouse
the warmest enthusiasm. 1t opens with
mystery, develops by means Of love scene
into deeply absorbing domestic story, is
lifted on a higher plane of interest by an
unexpected tragedy and the disappearance
of a leading parsonage, and continues its
course through an infinite variety of scenes
and incidents, treated in graphic style,
until the mystery and romance surrounding
''A False Position" are thoroughly un-
raveled, and the novel terminates delight
fully with the second generation of char
acters. The reader will conclude with
zest the story he commenced with delight
and expectancy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
Moving Southwark.

One of the most notable establishments
Of Massachusetts,, the South Boston Iron
Works, is to be removed to Marlborough,
KY. Il was forced out OF Massachusetts,
because it could no longer compete success
fully in that location with iron works in the
south.
And it will not be long before other man
ufacturing establishments Of the north will
be moved to the south. Even in Pennsyl-
vania the iron manufacturing establish
ments are feeling the effect of southern
competition.
The growth of the iron industry in the
south is almost marvellous. And the reason
is that iron can be mined and manufactured
more cheaply in the south than elsewhere in
this country. And where the iron is pro-
duced there eventually will be manufact-
ured the numerous articles Of which iron is
the basis. Already iron and steel manu-
featuring plants that rival those in Pennsyl-
vania have been erected in Alabama and
Tennessee. By the time the next census is
taken the center of the iron and stesl in
dustry will not be in Pennsylvania but In
Alabama.
And cotton manufacturing Is not the
time near at hand when the north will have
to yield to the south in so far as this industry
is concerned Even now there are certain
kinds of cotton fabrics manufactured in
the south at less cost than they can be maui
featured in the north, and cotton mills are
springinx up in all of the southern states.
Scarcely a week passes that does not witness
the organization of a company in some part
Of the south to build cotton factory
One factory follows another. AS the iron
mills and cotton factories in the south in
Grease in number other kinds of factories
will be established. 1t is safe to predict that
before another quarter of a century the
south will be as noted for her factories as
she is for her agricultural products.
Shrewd men of the north see what is COM
ing. and those of them who are interested in
manufacturing are preparing for the
change, either by moving their plants
south or planning to DO so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

New York is to have another morning
paper. Col. John A. Cockerill. who, until
recently, was the chief of the staff of the
New York World, has purchased the plant
of the Continent, and will make it the basis
of paper which will be known as the
Morning Advertiser. 1t will be published
in connection with the Commercial ADDER
tiser, an evening paper, which has had an
existence of ninety-two years, and of which
Col Cockerill is also the editor and pro-
prietor. The Commercial Advertiser is a
fine property. and it is safe to say that Col.
Cockerill will make the Morning Adver-
tiser profitable and influential newspaper.
There is report that the New York Re-
corder has been purchased by Mr.. George
Turner. late business manager of the World,
and Col. Charles II. Taylor. of the Boston
Globe
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
She Had q Mother Once.

1t was tender hearted American, says the
San Francisco Examiner. who saved the muir
dered Severa Cieneros from burial in pauper's
grave. When he visited the undertaker's
where lay the bodies of the murderer and muir
dered he was perceptibly under the influence of
liquor.
''Say. pard." said be to Carl Schussel that
gal died afore she wanted to, didn't she?'
"Yes SIR
"And that Teller there murdered her?''
$50 it is said
And yer giving him big burialY'
His friends are"
Yer say the gals got to go to the Potter S
field?"
I am afraid So"
where's her motherY"
''She has none"
But she had one onc't, and she's got to have
a square deal ana be buried right Here's $50
to get her somethin' to wear what's fit to be
planted in. Here's $50 to get better coffin
with, and here's $40 for a broken wheel of flow
ers. Let's not have it said that old Frisco gives
the murderer bigger send off than that Door
girl what he killed. Good-by, old pard''
What is your name, pleassS This is an act
of rare generosity"
Have a drink. pard, but my names my own
hiz
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Pretty soon there will be very vigorous
and beautiful fight in Pennsylvania be-
tween Senator Matt Quay and Politician
Chris Magee, who have been savagely
Ecowling at each other for some time.
Manifestly Mr.. Magee doesn't intend that
Mr.. Quay shall have things all his own
way in his scuffie for reelection. Both are
pretty strong in 'infooence," and both are
thorough politicians of the most unscru-
pulous sort. So the fight will probably be
worth watching. Up to this time Quay has
always won. But Magee threatens to down
him now
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
The Fight for Stewards Millions.

What a hard time Henry Hilton is having
by the dry goods millionaire Stewart He
has been pestered with lawsuits for years,
and it looks as if his lawyers would get
large share of the fortune II he lives a few
years longer. He may be getting some en-
joyment out Of it, but he has been subjected
to a vast amount of annoyance and worry.
Thus far he has been able to battle the eff
forts of the alleged heirs to obtain any OF
the money which Stewart left. He has all
of it, and he will never give up dollar Of it
TO secure peace.
The latest phase Of the fight for it Is the
charge that there is conspiracy to get the
money. According to this charge a COM
pany was formed to prosecute suits against
Hilton, and its capital stock was divided
into 100 shares. Fifty of the shares were
given to the alleged Stewart heirs, and the
other fifty were divided among the at
torneys and others who were members of
the company. From this it will be seen
that the alleged heirs were to get only half
of what might be recovered.
There is not much probability that Hilton
will be required to give up the estate or any
part of it. He is able to employ the best
legal talent, and he has thus far been vic
torious in all the legal battles. Only a few
weeks ago a carefully prepared suit, in
which Gen. Butler was one of the counsel,
was thrown out of court after few min
utes' argument.
But the amount Of money Hilton is re-
quired to spend for lawyers, detectives and
others who are helping him defend his
wealth is very large. His income must be
immense if it is sufficient to meet all the
demands upon it. And if he is not very
strong man the worry he is compelled to
undergo will tend to shorten his life. There
are times, perhaps, when he wonders
whether great fortune is such desirable
thing after ALPHABETICALLY fortune which
others claim.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
An Oriental Joke,

The oriental races are not without a sense of
humer, which is often of very grim sort, says
the Youths Companion. A European traveller,
who was visiting the court ofthe imam of Mus
cat not long ago relates the following:
II had heard that no ruler of Muscat for the
last 100 years had died natural death and was
interested when, in our conversation. the imam
himself introduced the matter of this extraor-
binary fatality among the sovereigns of the
country.
- Is it true!' I ventured to ask, that no imam
for 100 years has died IN his bed"
Certainly not said he, with perfectly grave
face Let me see-four of them have died IL
bed
land they were not assassinated, thenf'
Well, he said 1t is true that they were
found under the mattress instead of on top of it
but they unquestionably died in bed
They had been smothered by the ir heirs ap
parrantly,''
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Treasurer Bardsley was cleared of one
charge at least in his recent trial in Phila-
delphia. Careful inquiry conclusively
shows that he was not guilty of perjury on
his oath of Office because he didn't take any
oath, and therefore did not even promise
to conduct the city's affairs honestly. Nor
did he trouble himself to do anything more
than he promised But that's rather a
needless way of inducing new treasurer
into office. Apparently he had the full con-
sent Of the other officials to do business
pretty much as he pleased.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

AS a banker the Prince of Wales is very
little more of a success than George W.
Delamater or the Keystone people. In fact.
the wrecked Spring Garden institution is
in condition of opulent selvency COM
pared with the establishment lately con-
Quoted by the prince. There is one marked
difference, however. While the Philadel-
phia bankers have to run for it" or get
locked up the prince serenely stands by
and sees his associates get impartially pun
ished. Great thing to be a prince and
wholly IRRESPONSIBLE.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

That was rather clever ruse of the Es-
meralda's captain to get coal at Acapulco.
Intimation that the Chilean government
steamer Lynch would soon arrive aud they
would fight right in the harbor unless coal
was furnished the Esmeralda to get outside
very promptly brought the supply that no
pecuniary inducements could previously
procure. Clever strategist that COM
mander. Undoubtedly he will manage to
take good care of the Esmeralda under all
circumstances. With such men it's no
wonder the insurgents win.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Unique suicides appear TO be altogether the
rage in the region of crankdom. But the
German who recently built an elaborate
chest to lock himself in before hanging took
great deal mere trouble than the exigen-
cies of the case seem to call for. Had he
drunk a quart of boarding house coffee or
swallowed a cold cut Of mince pie it would
probably have proven just as effective and
nobody would have been at all likely to in
terfere with bis amusement.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Carnage is again rampant in the streets
of the Haytian capital, and people who are
suspected of views inlmical to the dominant
government literally carry their lives in
their hands So long as the Haytlans do
not modest Americans their belligerent pro-
pensities are none Of our funeral" But a
country that is subject to such sudden vol
canie outbreaks is not pleasant neighbor
nor safe country to visit or engage in
business intercOurse with.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

nR.JJ. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
of the MORNING. News, Office % Park Row,
New York. All advertising business outside OF
the state of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima vii be managed by him.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Quite a multitude of census Office en-
ployes are turned adrift before their work
is near complete by the sudden exhaustio
of treasury funds. due to the reckless ex-
travagance of the last congress. At this
rate that census win be comparatively
worthless by the time it reaches the public.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Texas purposes sending an enormous del
egation of ladies as managers to the
worlds fair at Chicago. Measured by the
tize of the state the number may not ap-
pear too larg 9 to the state authorities. But
they should bear in mind that the fair
premises are not nearly SO large as the
great Lone Star state,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Chilean newspapers express very bitter
resentment toward the United States be-
cause the Itata was taken without allowing
her to unload her cargo of arms For that
they roundly berate American indifference
to the struggles Of an oppressed people for
Independence. In their passionate anger
they forget that the United States naval
officers had no option in the matter. They
merely obeyed the arbitrary mandate of the
international neutrality laws, which forbid
one country to allow the enemies of an
other friendly power to be aided by its citi-
zens. Therefore il the Charleston took the
Itata at all she had no alternative but to
take everything she contained. By allow
ing her to unload her arms the Charleston's
commander would have directly become a
party to aiding the Chilean insurgents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Pupils who learn ''by, ear" without
thought as to the meaning of things. contrive
to afford q good deal of amuse ment to their
teachers. Recently teacher in q grammar
school asked one OF her boys: What is the
meaning Of topaz"
"A topaz" said the boy. sis W here the mules
walk when they're drswfng a canal boat
Exchange.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
How Are the Mighty Fallen.
From, the Ne,o York Press (RepN

One of the sons OF the Prince Of Wales is
nicknamed collars and Cuffs" The old gen
tleman himself will hereafter probably be
known 10 the irreverent as Chips"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

Chinese thugs are apparently trying 20
even up the score against the Caucassians
who reject them as immigrants by murder
ing the European residents of remote and
isolated parts of the fowery kingdom.
Nothing short of a wholesome brosdside from
a feet of foreign warships will be likely to
bring the Chinese grand mogul around TO
realizing sense Of the danger that Turks In
allowing Europeans to be slaughtered
within the confines Of the celestial empire.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

London people must be having gay time
of it padding around in the slush. while the
bus drivers sit upon the curb and laugh
at them. But it isn't the independent class
that such strike bears down upon. To
them an extra fare or so doesn't amount to
much. 1t is the poor clerks, mechanics and
shop girls. who have to travel miles to their
work in all weather, for small pay, aud have
only so much Of their hard earnings laid
aside for bus fare each week. They are the
ones who suffer. They can't afford cabs. and
to be late means the loss of so much of their
meager wages for lost time. In order TO try
for possible, but not probable, small adj
vantage, these men infiict untold suffering
upon many thousands of innocent people.
But they never think of that
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
CURRENT COMMENT.
This Sounds Like Nonsense.
From the Chicago Tribune (Rep.).

Louisiana is suffering from a protracted
drought If Louisiana were as sorry as it ought
to be ov er its lottery infamy its tears would be-
dew the soil in abundance e.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
Sir Edward Has No Regrets.
From the Mev York World Dem.

Sir Edward Clarke has secured the lasting dis
pleasure OF the Prince of Wales by his courage
in defending his client, but he has also secured
the lasting respect of better men.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

France is making a practical bid for
American corn by reducing the tariff on
that staple to an inviting degree.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
Condemns Only What Others Write.

There is nothing inconsistent about Ouida's"
protest against the increase in the flood of liter
allure. She may condemn literature, but she
says nothing about novels of the kind that she
writes. -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11

simmons Liver Regulator, bear in mind, Is
not's" experiment. Its Endorsed by thou
ssnds.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-11
I'll never disobey you

SUsIE-O, mamma, I'll never disobey you
again.
Mamma-Whv, Susie, what have you doneS
Susie-Wel drank my milk at lunch and
then ate a-Dickle; and the milk said TO the
pickle, Get OUT and the milk said II won't IS
TdliSmGn.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-28
THE ALBUQUERQUE CITIZEN,

The Albuquerque Citizen turned the
fifth yearly mile stone of its existence on
last Saturday. During the past five years
that paper has been Of the greatest SER
vice to the city of Albuquerque and to the
county OF Bernalillo. 1t has stood by the
interests of it's town and county, and OF
course thereby by those OF the territory
manfully, honestly and theoretically Its
good work has been one OF the main FAC
tors in the rapid building up of our sister
city on the Rio Grande; it has been con-
Quoted by Hon. Thomas Hughes In a
clean, able and progressive manner ana
from appearances in a very successful
manner. May prosperity and success De
the lot of the Albuquerque Citizen ana OF
its editor and editorial force for all time
IN come