The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-10-29
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Hissi parties probably W 10 S'ss's
Lstssse.s lnlls sru. ssshtvoHi8 ne' be
tot,cea there.
Rons meS .onii ihiat they ssse
shrs,e8 u ,hey bad The HnmPs Lighter
thar their bsishhot.
TIE SUMNER river sreanlon SO con-
ola,rs prod thai men eso have sooa
llras on ~.isr Il they wsri TO.
nsis,s ss ssn carried. aid che. his
dspi.,s q ,aseiior we're positively over
doss Asa posf Ttey ere very rsrs
s.y. Ps, VAS there more tbsn one
Peter TIE Cire.if No. my cor. TAai "a.
ca sbsts history docs ifs.ps,e i'seli
II dsrassr 20 dyiag editor -- WIS
.pi,s shall Sc place 90 yonr ,onb'ionsl
Edit rblf) W. arc here 10 stay,
~ appropriate b, Of music
the, n ga cattle mems dinner, vhso
The pla,sd Beslbo'eh's Concerto In
Or
-Chsppie.i,, ne second sober thought
that's beat. Gis. Pruyn zee; bot You
nu., sel .v'nl tired ~si'ips fos !, some
ttui
Jlmmy WIS, did yer e"s on yer
bir,basyf J..ey No,hibl Never got
.a,,bine tiace tho fret can then J only
a born.
Rr.ve youth (ssimming 10 the resone)
Ceur.ee, Miss Try and Struggling
youus uomsb (from Boston, rebutlnsly
-YyI should tgnrslsl ssy Try 'ol
All that am OF ever hope TO be owe
10 nv vile. said Mauowfst That's right,
re,oi,ea Hicks: blame everything on your
wife. Its the manly thing 10 do.
-Gsymsp This is great day With NJ
., home Ny daughter comes ont" to-
nigh Dumley d n't ss,' SO does my
bre n. He's been IN Tor seven year.
Teacher When the vice man came Ia
the Kine, what did they ssyi Boy They
said, o King. live forevsrl Teacher
Quite right: and What then' Boy-And
immediately the King lived forever
"A young msn couldn't get mp courage
enough 10 pop the question to bis GIRL
and "a sen, bis offer by mail. He got .
pos, card ia reply, briefly saying. Fetch
on your preacher.
What. the reason you didn't speak "a
poret ghen he passed nsf He insultsd
ms the other DAY called me ireckled
idiot. Called yous freckled idiot. How
absurd. Why. you are not freckled'
-upkiud Mrs Cfedo You may smoke
you like, Mr. Pnudit Mr. Pundit--
Thank you; bu, never smoke, II inlur
es he brain. Mrs Ctedo-I know. Bat
Ia AS Thought that You smoked.
Oae of,he new Professors At the Kan
.as diversity as,onisbed his Glass recently
by he following question. Who dragged
whom ahout the walls OF what. when,
where. Why aud under what circumstspl
eesi
Carrie George has asked me TO be biz
vile hope he love. me You dom
suppose that he wants me- only Tor my
money! Kate Il don't know, but somt
men will 40 snything To- money.
Dear me. suDtie, said clever cir
spending a gay winter with friends who
ro.e early. II seems TO me that yon tuck
me in on one aide OF the bed, aud ther
walk round 10 the other a. 4 tell me TO gel
mp.
o Architectural Shams Il hear thu
insurf people refuse TO pay for Smith
ers'C A ne house because they cay II
vmt trough his own gross neeli
gene /, vas: hs built fire right 10
the 4 lace.
800 How long. oh, how lons' PETER cried
IN his speech. e,rcsing bis beard And in
the silence tina, followed m,n 10 the su'
diercs remarked. Well, don't know. but
sboald iaise ahou, thirty inches.
Cautions Investor Seems TO me- there's
too much water 10 tbe.s lots. Real Es
te Agent Too much waterp My dear
,,r. II voa hal these lots ont 10 Oklahoms
Tbs, ~a,ar would bring you 10 cents 9
pio,l
Hero YOU are mp again for the nth
time. Yan don, seem to succeed very
we'll 10 keeping sober snl working hard
Yonr Honor, that's something I've not
tired vet. There !. 90 telling how q man
will succeed al business until be tries.
sunday School Teacher And. nov, chill
drep, sbom have We to thsnk for the beau
tia nnshine. AMI more than oil, the
healt a,sivias rains With which ve sre
bles.eat Texa Glass tin uoison) So Uncle
Jerry Rustl
Father Come. nos, my son; stop
bes,ins abon, the bush. viii yon bring
the eaal' Oid Uncle JOHN When wss .
boy did, beat sbon, the bosh much; II ]
v.s slo- .bon, doing an errsnd the bush
hsd ssbion Of beating sbout me.
Mr.. Calde 90 servant Il called here
yesterday ssA von told me ,hs'Iyour mis'
tres. eer'i 10, se~ me nniil her pet dog US
all 49, 4. Ia pe,tinu ans NaYvant -
Me. Page told me 10 tell you II you cal
led sgsia. sir ih.t ,le poor, dear. little
f.llo~ bss ibe slosienusumpiion.
A inile eight ,ssr ola Irish boy 10 ore
81 oa- pahlc schools vas rsprosei by bic
ie, 'he- faf some mischief he va sbou,
10 ~ ~. t.ult ~hen she ssia; 'sv
20 ~ fe., be replied. as qniet . .
st.t teits them there sint mush ynus