The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-09-29
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| Inc cO00rIneu SOG now SWeaTS Dl-cnlO-
ride of gold.
| What did Brigadier General Polk get in
Kansas Got out.
At an Alliance rally each speaker is
| limited TO hours
The Republican meetings are intense;
the Alliance in tents.
| A railroad man can not consistently
train with the Alliance.
Every cloud has silver lining for Mel
bourne. He gets $500 for every rain he
makes
If the people of Kansas could have their
| say, they wouldn't have PETERS whiskers
any longer.
! Altogether General Folks welcome in
Kansas was about as warm as Harrison
| Kelly's first visit to the state house after
| the bolt
The greatest accident that ever happened
was wreck on the main line of the Santa
Fe, near Waukerusa, with the exception
of PETER.
Will White of FL Dorado goes to the
Kansas City Journal. This leaves the
Butler county Republicans in the hands
| of Bob Moore and Bent Murdoch.
The little Kansas boy VIII o has never seen
saloon with habi,ual regularity shows
up in the east. Occasionally the father Of
the boy shows up too and to the consterna-
ton of his friends, acts like he had never
seen one before, either
what do you take for your apples
sonny:" said man at the fair yesterday
to pale bay behind fruit stand.
Sometimes paregoric," said the boy,
holding his hand on his stomach, "but
mostly Jamaica ginger"
Il called for honey in the comb growled
man who was eating at one of the booths
at the fair grounds.
"Aint that honey in the comb?' the
waiter demonstrated
Eyes. but its full of hairs"
well can't help it. 1t must have
dropped out Of the comb"
Don't you believe in paper money!"
asked the Alliance exhorter.
mo, sir" said the Republican who had
interrupted the speech.
whats your objection?"
ut wears out too quick"
''Do you know car-Wheels are made out
of paper?"
''Yes sir"
''Do they wear out?" cried the Alliance
exhorter triumphantly.
And the Alliance crowd yelled and yelled
and the Republican after trying vainly to
expostulate, sneaked iout, beaten and hui
inflated.
In Kansas drug store: Patron: "Do
you keep bichloridge of gold!"
Clerk: Eyes SIR
do you furnish it free?"
"No sir"
"Why not? 1t was your whisky that
made me the sot am"
1--WE can't help that sir. How much
much bichloride of gold did you want sir?"
''Pve got a dollar. Would that buy
much of it?''
mot very much. ="
How much whisky would it buy"
Two quarts sill"
well, I'll take the whisky"
They are telling astory of a Republican
and an Alliance man out in the western
part of Sedgwick county. Both are great
takers. One night the Alliance started
in at 8 o'clock in the evening on an argu-
ment and at 2 o'clock in the morning
stopped to spit, when the Republican
slipped in and talked on till daylight.
There is an old man who for many years
has had habit of borrowing exchanges
from the EAGLE. He always asked that
certain papers be kept out for him. Three
years ago he liked the Globe-Democrat
and Sol Miller's Chief. Last year he had
dropped these two and asked every week
for the Non Conformist and the Kansas
Farmer Last January he took a great
liking to the Kansas City Times and any
other Democratic exchanges to be had
Since last March the Office had not seen
him until yesterday. He had been over in
Coffey county on visit, he said, and had |
heard Plumb at Burlington last week. He |
fumbled over the exchanges long time |
and went out without saying anything. |
But later when we looked for our Globe
Democrat and Sol Miller's Chief, they |
we're gone. ~ a7s