The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-08
BRIGHT BITS.

Ii THE MUsEuM-she-Wha is that fellow? He
don't look like freak.
He-Yes. wonderful curiosity. He is the
man VINO was fined for selling cigars on Sunday
pharmaceutical Era.
GUS DESMITH-I see by the papers that the
car has been enjoying the pleasures of the
chase in the Jabonski forest, near Warsaw.
Gilhooly-What luck did he have?
Gus DeSmith-Splendd. He came back alive.
-IerGs Stftings.
horseshoe lace pin would bring me good luck,
and now Count De Moneyhunt has proposed 20
another girl and my poodle is dead
Jeweer-Madame, what more could heart de-
sire?-,JetCeLer's Weekly.
LADY, should like to get pair of short vel
vet trousers.
Oerk-Tm just out of them, madam.
Lady-Just out Of them-you don't say? My
boy is anxious TO get long ones on, too. How
do you like the change?-Splith- Gray Monthly
"Ir WAS Mr.. Beaux- Yeux, wasn't it. who said
that woman was created after man, and so she
was only an after-thought, anyway" asked
Phyllis. Yes; and Majorie quietly smiled at
him, and said that it was universally admitted
fact that second thoughts were the best. Dos
ton Saturday Gazette.
"WHY is it." asked a stranger, THAT you
Americans are so anxious TO discover the North
poe?n
o. replied an experienced globe-trotter,
we Americans are great travellers, you know,
and we want some new place to write our names
on.'-SomerUilie Journal
THE REV Mr. MERRITT, a Sedaa colored
preacher, is blessed with flow of language,
but he occasionally gets beyond his depth Re-
Gently, in adjusting little business difference
of 20 cents, he said: 81 didn't mention the mat
ter to make an interruption and hope 1t won't
cause any calamity .''-KaHsas Citu Star.
PArrENr-what kept you away so long, doc
tor? I've waited for you five hours
Country Doctor-Why, the fact is my wife
WAS busy curing hams and needed assist
ance.
Patient-She ought to have called other help
If she wanted em cured, and / IL tell her So
Pharmaceutical Era.
On her hand a gem that burns;
Virgin cheek that rosy turns;
In her heart a Joy that sings
To her souls strange questionings
Eyes so softly, newly wise,
Voice so apt In low T. plies
Little maiden, such as this
Follows fast a lovers kiss
-Dorothea LumlB,is, in Puck.
| CHANGE OF LANpscAPE-Eastern Boy zen route
TO San Francisco(-Are we out Of Chicago
vet?
Conductor (glancinR out of the window)-No;
there's hunter off there shooting prairie
chickens,
Eastern Boy-when will we get outside of
Conductor-It won't be long now You'll
know it by the grizzly bears. Sites Calendar.
We are assured in poem printed in the
| ChLTchmdn that
all is right,
Beyond the stars;
but we do not find any excess of comfort in this
assurance All is right on this side of the stars,
undoubtedly; out there the trouble comes in.
| There is great dissatisfaction with the way
things 90 Notwithstanding. If men and women
| could have their way here, as hereafter all
wouldn't be right.-Phttddeiphid Record.
ExTESuATING CIRCUMSTANCES. You are &C
cused of snatching handful of small change
from the till Of grocery store on Third
avenue, said Justice Duffy to colored pris-
| oner.
YES, your honor, knows did; but when
man am hungry, and hain't had muffin ter eat
fer more den two days. he am desperir an
crazy and he doan keer what he does"
But it appears at the time you stole a hand
full of change you had S. bill in your
| pocket"
Dat am so, but did not want ter bust a IS
bill. As soon as you bust SIS BILL hit melts
| right away. "-Te1ds Sifiin9s.