St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-15
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


If Sir Edwin Arnold was, as he claims,
disappointed in his Boston audience, what
| will he say when he strikes Omaha?
The attention of number of actors in the
dramatic profession, who may be casting
| about for summer resort is called to the
fact that Minnesota has Ham Lake,
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1t was quite q simple thing for the horse
jefferson to break the ten-mile pacing rec
ord. He did it with Jeffersonian simplicity.
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Quite number of the wide awake. enter
prising newspapers of the country press are
standing around with chips on their shout
| ders and politely asking Mr.. Donnelly, or
anyone else SO inclined, to sue them for
the case: Most any one of us could raise a
dollar
A Duluth man. blessed with the rather I'M
usual number of four wives, has recently
| absconded without taxing along with him
| single one of his numerous matrimonial
| colony. A man who has the heart to run
! away from four wives is just four times as
mean as the man who deserts but one wife
"a
Rev. Sam Small, the erstwhile side partner
of Rev. Sam Jones, has been whipped by
a saioonkeeper in an Atlanta barber shop.
Rev. Sam Small is peculiarly unfortunate.
| One year ago. it will be recalled by readers
Rev. Sam Jones did up his man in Texas
to the queens taste. 1t Is evident that Rev
Sam Jones is the real fighting editor of the
| Jones-Small combination.
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| Joseph Cook the modern Bostonese Bud
! IN in Io
| West. THE man who knows it ALL should
| drop in on Joseph some quiet evening and
| get the conceit taken out of him.
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Should Prof Sullivan in his coming pugi-
listic recital with Prof. Slavin inadvertently
foul the latter by misplaced kick in the
lumbar region, he can claim in mitigation of
the offense that he learned it from the attn
| letic Kangaroo down in Australia.
People en- route for Chicago about this time
should come to afull stop at the first cross
| ing; the red flag is up.
The Boston Globe has an editorial: The
Latest Wonder in Eggs Has the Globe man
discovered fresh one TO be used in connec-
| ton with his matutinal toast:
ton paper: .'Will some of your many readers
kindly tell me how TO keep new cider from
| working:' Drink it and join the anarchists.
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The pneumonis box leads to the coffin box,
aud the clergyman leads the mournful pro-
| cessiOn TO the cemetery. And what the
| Sunday morning reader of sunrise Signals
| mry reasonably inquire sis a pneumonia
box?" Learn, then. that 1t is nothing more
| or less than an unheated street car in the
| cold, chilly days of November or any of the
following months. People who dress IN con-
| fOrmiIy with the season do so with an idea
! of constant exercise while out of doors
| They do not array themselves for the pur-
| pose of standing an hour on the street corner
| i'll the biting blasts or sitting for the
! same length of time in fire
| less. chilly, uneongenial apartment
where searching, disease-breeding draughts
whistle in from street car windows and chill
! the very marrow of their bones. But to this
! evil the St. Paul Street Car company and the
interurban line daily and nightly subject
| delicate women and invalid men for the sake
of so-called economy. II is a hardship
| against which the public has a right to re-
| specially. yet earnestly protest. 1t is an
outrage against which the empty stovepipes
and convenient notches in the seats for
| stoves are silent, yet reproachful. witnesses.
! Even the conductors and motoneers are
| clad for the trip in buffalo hides, coon bear
| and sealskins while the thinly dressed wom-
an, child or man--dressed for walking. mind
| you, not for chilling inactiyity-are com
| PEELED TO shiver under protest and
| contract such lung diseases as may
! Turk in the marrow searching atmosphere
| ready for victims. Saying nothing of per
| sOnal discomfort, the present neglect of the
| street car company To provide warmth for its
| patrons is detrimental to the nextcensus re-
turns of the Twin Cities kThe street car
company should not forget that its patrons
! are still paying war prices for such service
a nickel a ride. Money was made in those
| days at the same prices when everything was
higher than to-day. But at all events, the
people of the Twin Cities demand warmth in
| street cars, and it is more than likely that
this most reasonable request will soon be
| granted. An hours ride in an interurban
pneumonia box is almost enough to shake a
| mans theological views regarding the neces
sity of being good in this world to escape a
high temperature in the next.
|
| 1t is vociferously announced by Census
| Superintendent Porter that he has no idea
! of resigning his position till his work is fin
| ished." Ii this remark has any application
| to st. Paul. we can inform him that so far as
he is concerned we are finished to the
| queens taste.
1t is given out in Washington that B. Har
| rison is in favor of Omaha as a favorable
''site" for the next Republican national con-
vention. If the president is really casting
about for a hoodoo city. he cannot better
| himself than by selecting Omaha.
The New Orleans lottery ticket want in
with a whoop last Tuesday. 81 far as tbs
"anti' element was concerned thoy might
| just as well have voted blauSs.
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Dejones-I tell you. that Phlnancial is an
honest man.
| Kerswipe-How sos
Dejone5-Why. he confessed 10 no that Ii
he had good chance to staal 55J.00O he'd
| take 1t.
Cufem-How'd Their lection go!
| Stuffem-They made us take water
Cuffem-Defeated, are yerl
Stuffem-Noap; s'loons was shut Up.
|
| Seriously, Omaha is not an available city
| at which to hold either of the two national
! conventions. Delegates to national conyen-
tons, particularly those from rural districts.
| want to visit cities where one. at times is
obliged to hustle in Il lively manner across
the street crossing TO avoid passing vehicles,
Such forced activity is inspiring, quickening
to the sluggish blood, and healthy stimulant
to wit and brain energy. For this, if for no
other reason, the national committee will sit
| heavily down upon the claims of the rural
| hamlet on the west bank of the Big Muddy.
THE SPEAKERSHIP.
Mr.. Mills is the leading candidate for