Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-12-12

aumo .ous stems
She lat the basel ball gamel-"But do
tell me, GEORGE, what does that man
wear a mask over his face for?"
George-''To keep the flies of
sir, take the liberty of saying that
you have INV umbrella.
Every we'll. you take the liberty; III
take the umbrella"
Slave--..The missionary refuses TO
toast the ladies Of the royal court"
King Tetem-''By the horns Of the
great hoodoo. let the ladies toast him y
Harry at the all,-"You look bored
and tired. old man"
Iack-"Well, who wouldn't? I've
been swinging dumb bellies all the
evening"
''He's after ne. he's after me!'' sang
young man. sitting on his boarding
house steps in the cleaning.
"t gh" growled the landlady. ''lf
you stop singing, may be he'll let up on
you"
wed-"It doesn't seem possi-
BILE that ! am married"
Old Husband-"lt will as soon rs the
milliners bonnet bill is hauled around
to your house.
''John. the baby has swallowed one
of your pearl studs.
"Well, for good ess sake send for
the doctor right away. I've got to
wear that stud tonight"
student-"What's the most peculiar
thing about your profession
Doctor-..Nhen have to charge sic
a day for treating man whose life
isn't worth two cents"
thollJ -"Dudely insulted me, but
got even with him"
Chappie-"How?"
choIly-"I stwuck him and disa-
wanged his tie"
Are you ready, Emma" John
''Yes III be there in a minute. I've
only my bonnet to put on"
IAN right, I'll have time to shave
before we GO"
Maria. you We got to take the baIy
now; I'm tired
You've only had him an hour
George"
IL know that; but fastened my ped
ometer on him, and I've trotted him
fifty-three miles. That's enough"
MIR Summerboarder-. was startle,
by the dishonesty of these people
last night
MIR. Citicaller-''Indeed."
MIR. Summerboarder = ''Yes; I saw
them watering the COWS before the.
milked them"
Mr.. lingo trushing in)-"The bari
is burning down. Quick where Is tn
fire extInguisher%
| Mv-a Ia~nstaAlNrR- lnalxal
up in the closet. and the key is in tn
pocket of my other dress up stairs
Bingo lresigned) = Then let tn
barn burn.
Boliver ian enthusiastic advocate Q
cremationl-" wrote the crematio
company last week. asking them I
file my formal application 10 be err
mated"
/ Van Dyke-"Ah! Did sou receive
reply?"
Bolivar-"oh, yes They told me I
come early and avoid the rush"
Landlady-"Have some of this bu
ter, MIR. Bordaine?"
Mr. Boriaine thank YOU
Landlady-'Ah, you don't love buI
ter?'
MIR. Bordaine-''well, cannot sa
that love that butter. but, my dea
madam, assure you that its age con
mands my sincerest respect
You said that the cherries bongf
from you yesterday were the ver
best"
80 they were"
"why, every cherry had been ha
eaten by the birds =
II know IL, ma'am. That's why
said they were the best. The birds q
ways know the best cherries"
eyes, sir. was in Guthrie. O. T.. ft
two weeks. and never saw n sing
man eat pie with knife"
II am not much surprised O.
ell aware that the West is full /
yell-educated, though poor young mel
who"
''Oh, that wasn't Il Where boarde
they had no pie"
WI o istopping before q milliner
storel look. .IameA, ut those beaut
full hats, and declare their cost is a
most nothing
And do You suppose, my darling.
answered the devoted husband. MOI
ing her gently on, '.that would fors
my wife TO buy in store where the
,old things for lmost nothing? NJ
i,uch y
Ibid you suffer much during yot
illness. Mr.. Sapson?' asked q youn
woman.
mo: but tneah was one peculia
, ing, don't you know. My moustach
IN out.
Indeed wasn't aware that 20
/ 4 any
'Weil, don't you know said Sal
n, rather embarrassed. ''that's whit
mean. II gwew, don't you know.