The Portland daily press., 1891-09-01
A Good Reason for Living.
"She lives to love and loves to live


Many think it is sin to be sick; being so, one
can bestow their affections on others as the Crea
tor intended; being So 1t is certainly your duty to
cure yourself. Most women, in these days, need
an invigorating tonic. WORKOUT teachers, "shop-
girls" dressmakers, milliners, and those subject
to tiresome labor, have found a boon In DIR.
Pierces Favorite Prescription. 1t is soothing
and strengthening nervine, inducing refreshing
sleep, relieves dependency and restores to full
use all the appetites and affections of one nature.
1t is sold, by druggists under guarantee from
its makers that it will, in every case, give salts
faction, or price ($1.oo) will be promptly re-
funded.
Blushing Smile.
She uipped going down to the beach aud
blushed prettily.
"You are like the leaves OF the Forest" whis-
pered her escort.
"You turn red with the fall" was the re-
ply. New York. Herald.
"Guide to Health and Etiquette" is beautiful
Illustrated book. The Lydia Z. Plnkham Medi-
cine Co., Lynn, Mass, send it free for2c stamp
The ladies appreciate it.
How Many to the Drachm?
81 have conscientious scruples," began the
druggist.
"Then you ought to get some conscientious
toner who had been comolainine Of short we,ehs
Chicago Inter-0ceaD.
To act ON the liver, and cleanse the bowels no
other medicine equals Ayers Cathartic Pills.
Husband When the tailor canes for that suit
of mine to be mended 1 want you to let him have
it.
Wife-But should think you would let me
mend them; 1t Is SO much cheaper.
Husband-No, It isn't. The last time you mend
ed my clothes 1t cost me $50 for a new dress for
you. -Clothier and Furnisher.
All cases of weak or lame ack, back
ache, rheumatism, will find relief by wearing one
of Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna Back
ache Plasters. Price 20 cents. Try them.
From Bad to Worse.
Ethel-What do you think of Joblots' engag-
ment to Miss Sears?
Jack-He might do worse.
Ethel-He will is going TO marry her.-New
York Herald.
That gray beard of yours can be colored brown
or black by Buckingham's Dye.
Unfathomed Depths.
Jones and his son took the boat for Long
Branch.
much water" observed young hopeful gazing sea-
ward from the iron pier.
., %And observe, my son." observed his father,
'that you see only what's on top."-Judge.
have been great sufferer from catarrh for
20 years. found immediate relief In the use of
Ely's Cream Balm. Since using it l have not
suffered moment from headache, sore throat or
loss of sleep, from which previously suffered,
caused by catarrh. consider your Balm a va lu-
able remedy.-R. G. Vassar, Sc Warren St., New
York.
Jack-Jove! those are stylish people
Toni know them well; called on them every
night for two months In the city.
Jack But they seem to avoid you.
TONNES; they haven't paid up yetr'-Mun-
Ayers Sarsaparilla will cure your catarrh, and
remove that sckening odor of the breath.
"what is all that noise?" asked Miss silen-
sweets father.
81 was Just trying new song," she said,
poutlngly.
"Don'G let me disturb you. my daughter. am
lawyer, and honor the ms met which leads
you TO Try your songs before you execute Them"
Washington Star.
Ely's Cream Balm is worth its weight lin gold
as a cure for catarrb. One bottle cured mes.
At the Telegraph Office.
Clerk-Fifty cents for ten words. ma'am.
Young Woman-Ten words! Mercy My
friend would declare that 1t never came from me
ii the despatch was so short as that. 1 guess rl
write.-Boston Transcript.
Psipitation of the heart, nervous
ness, trembling, nervous headache, cold hands
F.at a Of
weakness are relieved by Carriers Iron Pills,
made specially for the blood, nerves and com
ple1ion.
Artistic DR. essmaker-I have just received a
letter from Miss Creme de la Creme, ordering a
new costume. and inclosed this lock of hair to be
matched in the goods.
Forewoman-Is that Miss Creme de la Creme's
hair?
Dressmaker-Ob, no! it is her poodle 's.-De-
troit Free Press.