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Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
BREAKFAST BREVITIES.


Mrs. James Hayes and Mr.. Geo. NJ.
II oard are the guests OF Mr.. T. A.
Nosely.
Miss Josephine Muenche, of Manistee.
IS visiting her aun.. Mrs. Vim. L. Mac
dOnald. of lls North Division-st-
The funeral OF George E. Hydorn
will be held at st. PauPs Episcopal
church Tuesday morning at 10 O'Clock.
Mrs. A. r. Everts has returned from
. few weeks visit among the many
pleasure resorts along the shores oil
Lake Michigan.
Jack Bosfehes reported last night that
his chicken coop had been broken INTO
81 80 Elia-ave. and several valuable
BIRDS taken.
Prof. David Srings' address 10 the
graduating class OF Orchard Lake Mill
tary academy, delivered June 1, 1891,
has been published IN pamphlet form.
The August number of the North
western Miller contains = very line bali
page portrait of Nm. y. Rowe, of the
Valley City Milling Company, OF thus
city.
Mrs. c. NJ. Payson, of lo3 Monroe-st.,
left last night for New York where che
will inspect the latest novelties and
styles IN ladies dress-making. She Will
return about September %.
Miss Jennie Palmer, of q Bartlett-st.,
leaves this morning Tor Cincinnati,
chaperOned by Misses LavIna Quinn and
Ella Reed. Miss Palmer will take a
three years course IN Cottage Grove
College III Cincinnati.
The fall meeting OF the Michigan
Horse Breeders Association will open
at atSsginaw tomorrow and will continue
for three days. A number OF Grand
Rapids horses are entered IN the con-
tests. VIM. Oswslds' stallion Prize Is
entered N the 2:23 class.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Demands Of the Seashore.

A little gIfr spending the summer at the
seashorc wrote, "A few days ago, the follow
ing touching appeal TO her father in the
city: Dear Papa-Csn't you send me one
dollar, or half Of itl am so hard up for
1t now. There's cent for one thing here,
five cents for another, one cent for some
thing else. Then there's merry -ro-rounds,
toboggans, popcorn balls. etc. Sister got
the money out OF her dime bank, so she
has plenty. Please send me one dollar.
Your loving daughter. r."-Philadelphia
Ledger
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
A Bad Spell

A merchants clerk wrote 8 check for
forty dollars, and spelled the numeri-
cal adjective "f-o-u-r-t-y." His en-
ployer directed bis attention 10 the
error, with the remark, you seem to
have a bad spell this morning." to
which the clerk replied, sure enough;
Pye left out she 'g-h'" Let US hope
the clerk will still further amend his
orthography, meanwhile, If any suffer
from "bad spell" OF headache, super
induced by constipation, ask your drug
gist for DR.. Plerce's Pleasant PurgatIve
Pellets. Entirely vegetable, mild,
prompt and effective, and n most eff
Gent remedy for derangements of the
liver, stomach and bowels.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

During funer.l the other day al Ev-
arsbnrg, near No.ristowa. soms one told
the minister conducting the religious
services that the funeral director was ia
waiting outside. Tue douinis took tie in-
formation as piece Ot ofhciousness on the
part OF the undertaken, and stopping short
in his remarks pat IL 70 vote of the
moarners whether he should proceed or no.
No one voted. aud the minister cut the de-
votions of short. The wearer Of the gown
sought the undertaken OUT later on and
gave him most orthodox piece Of his
mind.-Seraaton PA Trath.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Very satisfactory results are now being
obtained by some OF the English paper
manufacturers in bleaching paper by e!ec-
tricity, the process rendering the paper
perfectly white without IN the least injur-
ing It's strength. This process ID question
depends on the use OF q solution OF psg-
nesium chloride, which is decomposed by
the action OF a strong electric current into
chlorine and oxygen on the one hand and
into magnesium and hydrogen on the
other. Plates Of platinum are used as
electrodes. York sun.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Celebrities are not always most proud OF
that which has made them famous. TEaca-
cray was at least az proud Of his indifferent
pencil Of his powerful pen. Boswell,
undoubtedly, WAS proudcr of the visit to
Corsica and the acquaintance with Paoli
that made him ridiculous than Of the Lie
of Johnson" which has handed his name
down to posteritv
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

A saturated solution Of permanganate Of
potassa will speedily cleanse foul water
About a teaspoonfpl TO hogsheod should
be used. Another method is to put n
tablespoonful of pulverized alum into Il
hogshead of water and stir the water well
The impurities fall 10 the bottom and the
water will soon possess nearly all the clear
ness and freshness of the finest spring
W w.ter.-Exchange.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

""'~- 49, e-s---@ss --s-s-.fss $50
Eeyln says "fleF ~bich have enter
ta'Hed fancy q resetn b uS every country
% things nlors obyioas H. tbs sisat and
unterslanalng, have Assrea E.repe - a
dragon, ths Es41 II vaica tasv u.2ke 10
bs spain. tie two wluss l.sly and Dsa-
marx. Ia iikc manner they aaye teea
earioUsiy iapsrtlnsnt Ia resembling Z
France 70 q iozsnxe, Belgium 70 a lion,
Britain TO al az. Ireland 70 al egg. Pel0-
ponuesasto a piantsln leaf. SpAin u al OK
hide spread cat GA the ground and Italy 10
= mans log. with divers other like plan
tssms begat by curious and eapricious
braips So. Louis Republic.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

one of the latest and hest improve
merts IN blank books Is tie Anllin
Flat Opening Device, making the
strongest and most perfect fiat opening
took IN tue market, and now beng
used by the leading business houses N
this city and elsewhere. Made only in
TINS state. by the Grand Rapids Book
Rndery, 20 aud 81 Canal-st. Telephone
I9l3
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Is not yet open. How
ever, there are other fairs
which are we'll worth Sec
ing and the greatest Of
them is the Detroit Inter
national Far and ExposI-
ton TO he held IN Detroit
Aug. 18th, TO Sept. 4th.
TINS exhibition will be
finer than ever this year,
and to enable everyone to
see il at small expense, the
D., l.. q y. VIII run "A spec
ial excursion to Detroit
August 27th, leaving Union
station at ZOO Il. m. and
leaving Detroit mt 7:30 p.
M. Fare for round trip
$500.
GEo. DE- HAVEN,
Gen. Pass. Agt.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
GARDINER X BAXTER,
FINE
TAILOR
MADE
CLOTHING.
HIGH GRADE
Furnishing Goods.


Washington. August 30.-For Lower
NJ chlgan-Local showers nearly
stationary temperature; generally far
aad slightly warmer Tuesday. For
Upper AlchIgan-Generaily fair Mon
day stationary temperature; southerly
" ads slightly warmer with showers is
prob2bls Tuesday.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
THE
LAST
CHANCE.

pa,ronlzed, and we think there are
many more people VINO would be glad
OF an opportunity to visit this popular
resort at the low rate offered. The
Hopkins Brass Band WI accompany
the train from Allcpan, furnishing
sweet music for the entertainment OF
eXeursionists. Not least of tue atirac-
tions viii be a boat ride on Lake Micn-
gan on the steamer &c ~ OF Chicago,
without extra charge.
Trans viii leave Rridgc-st. AZ S;l5 a
m. Tmon ststion ne $50 %. m, arriving
At -. Joseph at neon. Leave. return
ing at o. ? m. Round trp, sl.2o.
GFo. pE ElIsvEN. q. i. 4.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

That tired feeling, so subtle and yet
so overpowerlng, IS entirely overcome
and strengthens the system and gives n
good appetite Try 1t this season.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

The perfume of violets, the purity OF
the lilly, the glow of the II Sc, and the
flush of lIehe combine IN Poz.oni' s
wondrous Powder.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Fine Sarcasm.

Boastful Customer-Yes, sir. put a
cool $500 into that watch when
bought it.
Watchmaker-I don't doubt il, sir. /
find traces q gold still adhering to the
inside of the case.-Jewelers' Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
THE
GREAT
WORLDS
FAIR.
New Fall StytPs

In Felt Sailors for ladies. Felt Tam
O'Shanters Tor boys,aud Plush and Six
Hats and Caps for children are now ar
rlvlng.
ADAMS & Co., 90 Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Tho Domestic League.

AMY hear you are engaged again,
Mabel:
Mabel-Yes. / signed new fance
last night.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

The above refers to the cut prices on
our line of "shirts 10 order" Only two
weeks more.
GRAND RAPIDS Custom SHIFT Co.
McMullen block, 10 and 81 ). Division.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

openlug DAY : saturday a. Nlnsl
Nlliers. q Monroe 81. livery thlng Ia
DGnlAps, slks. stff and soft-tne largest
sECck ever Brought to Ne city
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Makes finest pastry, brad or biscuit
The best q most satisfactory.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Lily White Flour.

Made by Valley City Milling CO., Grand
Rapids, is family fsyorIte. Try IT.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
The Final Txcursiou
of tho season to
ST. ..EOSEPJK

VIII be run by tho {.
& W. u. Ry. on sun
day. September 9Th.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

The Valley City Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture Hour.
Try 'he LILY WHITE.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Every sack of LILY WHITE FLOUR
has g picture OF our mill. None genuine
without it. VALLEY CITY MILLING Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Detroit International fair and Expost-
tion.
The Michigan Central will sell cxcur-
sion tickets from Grand Rapids August
25 TO September 1 inclusive, good for
return TO September D. at the very low
round trip rate of s.. which includes
admission to the exposition. The Mich-
igan Central run special trains between
Union depotand the exposition grounds,
landing passengers directly at the en-
trance. Fred NJ. Briggs,
General Agent.
o. w. Ruggles,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agent.
All persons owing +. L.. Wilson please
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Go to Detroit via the D.. L. an.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

Good evening" Have you used-Ahi
there IS no need of my saying anything
further. am sure you will hereafter
use nothing but the Famous Blush of
Ro : for your complexion. Yours
WITH bSst wishes,
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Detroit International Fair and Exposl

Only 81 q day, Lincoln House, 3
Spripg-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
FLORA A. JONES,
- A

+. :. Call this eve at White 4 Whites,
30 Monroe-st., and learn the particu.
lars.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31
Is not yet open. How

Go to Chicago via the C. & w. NJ.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-31

All persons owing L. Il. Wilson please
call at the City Drug Store and pay
their account.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
ngman, Kan.
THEY DON'T WANT IT.

When did 10000 come to be majority
of the votes of this state? These Resub-
mssionists did organize last fall and they
did demand resubmission, and they Joined
wi the entire Democratic party OF the
state and still they havn't got it. 1t was
not denied by the Republican party alone,
as the EAGLE intimates, but also by the
Alliance party. The EAGLE is foolish In
doing so much boasting. 1t does not know
that there are 10000 Republican Resub-
missionists and if there are, they can do
nothing against the combined opposition
of the Republicans and the Alliance II
the opponents of prohibition act with good
sense they will get chance to vote upon
the question, but the whisky cranks Will
surely defeat the proposition to hold con-
stitutional convention if they kedp on IN
the course the EAGLE has started upon
Good sense would dictate that the reasons
for a constitutional convention be pre-
scented to the people and that the question
Of prohibition be given as little proml-
neuce as may be.-Leavenworth Times.
Oh, please don't talk about what good
sense would dictate in any discussion of
law that every state in the union
worthy the name has after thorough test
repudiated save and except Kansas.
The EAGLE did not say that 80, 600 re-
submission votes were a majority Of
anything. There are three parties in
Kansas today, viz: the decimated Re-
publican, the desecated Democratic and
the conglomerated Alliance. Now thirty
thousand organized Resubmission Re-
publican votes can bring victory to
either of these parties, and either of these
parties, except probably the decimated
one, would gladly concede the people a
chance to vote again on prohibition pro-
vided thereby such party could come
into control.
Talk about "acting with good sense"
we would like to know what party in
the state of Kansas has acted with the
good sense and moderation shown by
the liberal and intelligent element
known as the Republican Resubmis-
sionists? AS for the constitutional con-
vention dodge Of the Alliance
and Republican parties combined,
for it and don't care now what be-
comes Cf the proposition. The
Alliance wanted it because they saw a
chance for making their women practi-
cal factor, the Republicans wanted it as
slop thrown to Resubmissionists who
believe in the present constitution, but
who demand an opportunity to vote
again on a certain amendment that was
not put there by majority of the votes
cast at the election but which the
supreme court of the state put there by
its mandate. There are no reasons for a
new constitution outside of mere party
reasons.
The "Reminiscences, as you said, did
attempt to join the Democrats last fall,
but the Democrats had practically all
gone over to the Alliance.
The utter cowardice and negation of
the Republican party of Kansas is only
equalled by the bravery and consistency
of the Third Party Prohibitionists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
%Nk1lnym H
/UWenaAA,
1913 to 127 North Main St.

Monday and Tuesday March 23rd and oath will
cur our show of Millinery if say this display will
far surpass anything here, anything you
will expect to see, only state what will pass la"
history as a fact.
Miss McCain of Chicago will take charge of the
trimming she has had the same position with Emery
Dry Goods Co., of st. Joseph Mo- for the past two
sons and will state for the benefit OF customers
that Miss McCain is trimmer, competent and able to
fill the best positions in this country. She takes
but the best The ladies may confidently expect the most
stvlish trimming ever done in Wichita-beyond the
financial success of this departments pride Is the
reputation of house. whether this department makes
us cent of profit not it shall be success in building
up and holding up the reputation OF our house We trust
the ladies of Wichita and other cities will show their
clsomed appreciation of what has been done for them
We shall endeavor make the prices in this department
within the reach OF all.
Monday and Tuesday, March % and "a
Fosters Kid Gloves-itted to the hand-Our impor-
tation of these celebrated gloves SALE III all
the different qualities 81 co. s125 S150 $5 $780, and
1928 At $22 show the shades in Suede, Mos
ouetare London styles Sometimes the Foster hook is
sold to put inferior kid but sell only the genu
inc Foster Kid with the Foster hook
Ladies Jackets and Manteetts and special values in
ladies muslin Gowns sale in the cloak departmt
Scotch Cheviot Costume Cloth % inches wide is a
new wash fabric sale in the domestic department at
10c yard
Our house is crowded with the latest and handsom-
lest novelties in every department,
The show Of dress fabrics is the largest and hand
soonest ever seen on our counters
Don't fail to see the "Korah More" the great Euro
pean novelty in cotton dress fabrics The styles equal
the handsomest silks
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

There is unquestionably much truth in
what Senator Carlisle says touching the
political situation, as to the Democratic
party, prospectively, but it would come
with a good deal more force if the sena-
tor were not himself in the attitude Of
Willin' Barkis. The senator, unfortu-
too far south to escape the ban put upon
his section of his party by the northern
wing thereof; hence is not in it-not tor
first place on the ticket at any rate.
Senator Carlisle. together with a number
of his brother leaders of the same faith,
will probably have TO bide wee while
the rank and file of the party admins
tiers to them another dose of Grover.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
Clever Picture of Judge Lundy.

I rom Tho Ok ahofna JOURNAL
Persons who have been in Wichita re-
port that Judge Lundy, who has taken
the place of Judge Foster in the United
States court al Wichita, is fully as severe
as the latter judge, and even more so in
shooting cases. In whisky cases he is
inclined to let the delinquents off with a
light fine, and is also very lenient in
perjury cases, but is death on murderers.
He has no mercy on the perpetrators of
the principal pastime of Oklahomaites
and his charges on those cases are very
severe. When he draws down the cor
ners of his mouth. something is sure 10
drop. He is bald headed, white haired
old fellow, and infiicts the severest pen
atty as if he was comforting favor.
Judge Lundy is administering justice
with 8 bic j.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

dition Of low reserves is indicated in
every country on the globe.
The Liverpool Corn Trade News Of
February the II, saws: Yesterday we
were ADVISED Of no less than eleven car
goes Of Californian and WaIla- Walla
wheat "a having cleared from our own
coast or from America direct for
France: when il ia borne IL mind that
probably two cut OF three Australian
cargoes on passage andfor prompt ship
rnent will also find their way 10 french
and Belgian ports, II becomes that Tor
the reraaIndsr Of this season the united
kingdom will not IL oser-rurthsnef
with supplies. and unless Russia comes
on. a. a liberal contributor N April and
Nav. il Is well within the bounds Of
probability that the reserves Of bread
stuTs IN first hands. will be reduced BY
the end Of June 10 q lover level than
has been witnessed any time within the
last ten years
During the present era 81 low prices
since mldsummer--i8.0 go. co bushels
has been the u1inium reserve hands n.
the end of June and IL would not Be rash
70 forecast that by the eEd q June. or
even much sooner. the sick q foreign
wheat and -four viii be reduced 20 bslf
OF the minimum auaotsty or about one
fourth Of tfs STOCK recorded a, the com
meucemsnt OF ls5s-
'sTweniy-four weeks Of the cereal
wear have already elapsed AID we have
imported 20 GO 90 bushels Of wheat al
which nave gone into consumption icing
a. TIE rate Of three million bushels PR
week. an Iszving Waffle reserves AZ the
end ot the period Juss az thsr we're AZ
il commencement. He1os }. may he
recsoned that durlng the i've ard che
half months WHEN native wheat - more
plentiful, foreign wheat has been re-
auirsd az the rae o; nearly CT qsiis
8, Cos. 90 bushels PER week
There can - pat Little d0Ebs that
during the remainder Of the s>zsca when
native wheat wall b nuea Iszs freely
Of cred that the average weekly cog
SUMPTION wSIl keep up 90. and probably
exceed flze average nE ths
lsss fxsufy-fcsar weeks aid this
Is the Esorr probable tson tie fact
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The Germans seem TO be set in their
opposition to the American hog. They
refuse TO accept the new inspection law
passed by congress as sufficient protec-
ton TO them against possible disease.
This is only pretext. What they want
is to break down our protective policy.
Our pork products are as wholesome
and free from disease producing proper
ties as is the German beet sugar, but
when congress decided 10 take the tariff
of sugar no exception was made against
the German product. But if they are
going TO keep up their senseless opposi-
ton and continue their imbargo upon
one of our chief staples of export, this
government wants TO take cognizance of
it and meet it In kind 1t is all right for
Germany TO protect her hog interest if
she chooses TO, and it Is also right for
America 10 protect her crop interests,
and especially the sugar industry, which
properly done, would soon stimulate it
10 the point Of supplying the home
demand.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

The reported action of citizens of New
Orleans yesterday, mentioned in this
mornings dispatches. while extra-lecal
and extraordinary. seems 10 have AT
least very strong provocation, if not
warrantahle excuse. That the miserable
Italian culprits murdered Chief of Police
Hennessey some time ago in order to cut
off conclusive proof in his possession
against some of their number who were
charged with murder, there is no doubt.
but the court seemed TO be making such
farce of the ial of the accused, that
the citizens naturally felt that if the
ends of justice could not be served
through the operation of the legally ap-
pointed means, the time had come and
.he circumstances were such that il was
necessary for them to take the matter in
their own hands as their only means OF
protection TO their lives and property.
Such actions as those citizens felt con-
strained to take are always to he depre-
Gated, but under the circumstances as
given, the conservative public will be
slow 10 condemn them.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15
For the Eagle,
TO IRONQUILL.

Ho, Ironquilll Friend Ironquiil.
Why don't you start your rhyning mlu1
How can you keep the old thing still.
I'd like to known
And, II the water ran up hill,
I'd make her go.
Ihaye not seen strain OF rhyme
Fresh from your pen for this long time
I'll wage nickle gal INST dime,
You're thinkin strong;
And ere we think you'll make US CLIMB,
TO hear your song.
As Burns once said. we're stringin' verse;
That's bad enough, but might be worse;
Though It puts no money in our purse.
We scribe on;
Well meier abuse so kind nurse.
And be alone.
You're maybe overhead in law.
(For other folks dull old saw
You're used to drawing-yea. you draw
Quite well. s'pose;
(But fiattery is not worth a straw.
AS one well knows,
like your "washerwoman's Song"
"Kriterion's" measures glide along
With cadence sweet-with thought so strong,
1t shows the viii;
think. my friend, you DO US wrong,
By keeping still.
! trust you will Pegasus stride.
And cut the rope wherewIth he's tied,
Give the old nag lick, and ride
To win new bays,
Away upsteep Parnassus' side.
These latter days.
The widest flowers oft may bring
The sweetest scent at christening;
The shooting star sometimes may fling
a radiant light;
The bird untaught may often wing
The grandest flight.
Friend lronquill. ring out your lay.
And help US sing of later day;
Tune up your harp and give it sway,
And strike II soon;
Give us your merriest roundelay,
a Kansas rune.
JOHN ". BgEBE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

1t is hard to believe that the refusal Of
the legislature to appropriate funds for a
normal school at Wichita was dictated by
malice or jealousy, but it looks That way.
Wichita made the state an offer of an eX-
cellent college building and it ought to
have been accepted. Eagle Optic.
You state the facts correctly. But,
since the measure failed, the affair at
this end has taken another turn that will
cause it to develop into an enterprise that
will prove of intellectually greater value
to the institution, the city and the state
than the proposition before the legislature
could or would result in. Consequently
Wichita nor the institution named are
disposed to complain and find fault.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-15

According to statement made by the
postoffice department there are yet two
hundred and forty-fve hold-over presi-
Dental postmasters still In office. That
is to say, there are still in this class of
offices incumbents who held them at the
beginning of the present administration.
Nothing is said of the political complex
ion of these two hundred and forty-f1ve
hold-overs, but it is at least presumable
that they are not offensive partisans,
whatever their bias or personal convic-
tious