The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1891-01-01
MISCELLANY.

Mildness conquers-a and hence the gentle yet
positive influence of DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup
overcomes so quickly tie disorders Of babyh d.
Don't waste time on untried remedies, Old
Sauls Catarra Cure has stood the test of years.
"One would think that Mrs. Lambert had
ancest~te':om her manners, don't you think I"
Yes. indeed. She serves soup, for instance,
Just as her grandfather used to shovel sand.
Ny wife had been sufferer for some time
with pain in the back Salvation Oil was freely
used and am glad to say to-day my wife suf-
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In colds of great obstinacy and hacking chron
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When the blood is impure, thick and slug.
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Freddy Fangle-'.Papa, couldan't the old
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gle-"Certainly. Why" Freddy Fansle--''
Because the Bible says, They rent their gar
ments."
Facts Worth Knowing.
In all diseases of the nasal mucous membrane the
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