Griggs courier., 1891-08-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLANEOUS.
The first agricultural exhibition
was held at Georgeton, d. c., in 1910.
OF Course. e.-Hobbs two bales
Of hay cost $40 what will three horses
come tor" Dobbs-"l don't know.
Give it up" Hobbs why, the three
horses would come to the hay, Of
course. ."-Brooklyn Eagle.
Jacob Bauer, of Louisville, who
intends bicycling around the world, has
started for Dayton, o., whence he will
start on his journey. He expects to be
gone three years
-Moberly, Mo-, feels very much COM
plimented because tramp returned to
that city the other day, after an alb
sence of nearly year, to work out an
unexpired term on the rock pile.
The president of brass pin COM
pany, of Ansonia, Conn, intends to re-
build the sidewalk in front of his house
with pins He will use several barrels
of old and imperfect pins for the pur-
pose.
AT fire at Augusta, Ca, recently q
man ran into burning building, and,
notwithstanding the peril of the situa-
ton, rolled out large cask Of gasoline.
The cask was surrounded by flames,
and when gotten out was pretty hot.
Thunder has never been heard
more than fourteen miles from the flash
of lightning. The report of artillery
has reached much greater distances.
The cannonading of the battle Of Water
loo was heard at the town of Creil, in
the north of France, about lis miles
from the field.
in looking for the ideal summer re-
sort most guests have learned by ex-
perience to seek place where they can
be warm as well as cool A chilly and
rainy day at the seashore or in the
mountains is doubly disagreeable in q
house unprovided with sufficient heat
ing apparatus.
just been engaged)-"Have you FAM
ily?" Clown-"I've got boy and q
girl The girl will never amount to
much. But the boy has genius. He
will be an artist some day." "What
makes you think so?" ''He is only
three years old. and already he can tie
his legs in a bowknot around his neck. {"
Not many people know the name of
the lady whose profile graces the COIN
age of the United States, Her name
was Miss Anna w. Williams and she
has long since passed away. She was
the beloved of the skilled engraver who
made the design and he traced her
features. The design was accepted and
she has become immortal.
Seven men sat in row of the pub
lie parks the other evening reading by
the ftful glare Of the electric lights.
Six of them read newspapers and the
seventh had book in his hand. A
count of the entire crowd showed fifty
three readers, half dozen of whom
were women. If the habit of using the
parks for reading room continues to
grow the makers of eyeglasses will takc
rank in the next generation with the
plumbers and icemen.-N. Y. Sun.
"A romantic wedding occurred at
Denison, Tex, a few days ago. Lee
Anderson, Of Philadelphia, and Miss
Sadie Michael, of st. Louis, met on a
train near Muskogee, for which place
the young lady was bound, and struck
up an acquaintance. Being mutually
impressed, the gentleman proposed, was
accepted and it was agreed to get off
the train at Denison, the first place at
which the license could be procured.
The governess has drawn the con-
0fo 0$ l..
and was explaining where to find it in
the sky, when a very little girl glanced
up and said in q woe-begone voice: 81
am put to bed at $3.50, but I'm going to
look for Maria tonight An older and
wiser child explained: ETHEL doesn't
know much about astronomy, but do.
/ know Venus and Mars and O'Brien
too."-Chicago Post.
"A wise cavalry officer keeps sharp
eye upon the horses of his command, as
the success of the next engagement
may depend upon their good condition.
A sergeant was out of patience with an
awkward recruit. ''Never approach the
horses from behind, without speaking!!"
he exclaimed; ''if you do, they'll kick
you in that thick head of yours and the
end of it will be that we shall have
nothing but lame horses in the squad
ron.
However Bishop Wilberforce may
have stood on the labor question, he
once came near going on strike himself,
and by threat of SO doing he carried
point Entering crowded church in
which he was to preach one day, he es.
corted inside lady whom he met ut the
door, but who complained that there
was no room. To his order to the
beadle to find her a seat that function
ary replied that it was impossible.
Thereupon the bishop declared: 80,
If you don't won't preach" A luxu-
rious empty pew was quickly discov-
cred.
"A man named Perez, in Mexico,
accused of involuntary hypnotism," as
he termed it, had to make himself
scarce. he was staying at hotel, and
walters took wine from other tables and
placed it before Perez, the walters de-
claring that he had hidden them do SO.
Then the guests began making Perez
presents, ranging from gold watch to
magnificent bouquet presented by
lady. These people all said they had
simply acted as directed nv Perez The