Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-03-05
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Pittsburg Dispatch.
Whales are not naturally belliger-
emit animals, but they will come to blows
once in a while.-iSt. Joseph Nesos.
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1t is only fair for the rain power to
let up Il little after it has been letting
down so much.--ACD Orleans PicdyahG
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When they 'pipe all hands" on
shipboard the sailors have to stop smok-
ing. Queer, isn't it = Ionkers Stdtes-
man.
Ten to one, girls, when q young
man tells you that there's nothing he
won't do for you he means to do it.
Binghamton Leadet H.
--"Did the grocers make anything on
sugar." asked Lamkin. Yes, SAID
Broker Margin, "those who had sand
did. Boston Bulletin.
The difference between modesty and
bashfulness is, of course, that you are
modest while the other fellow is bash
ful-and how ridiculous he looks
S0inergltt0 journal,
Too much stress is laid upon the
ability of some public men to keep their
mouths shut. Yet who can beat the
oyster, and after all what good does it
do him Phifddetphia Times.
-Succi, the faster, sails next Wednes-
day for Liverpool. 1t can be said for
Succi that during his stay in the United
States he has not eaten anybody out OF
house and home.
In regard to Senator Quay, all is
lost save nerve.
-"There's nothing left for me now
but DEATH" said Harry after his reiee-
ton by Helen. "Iames, bring me n
bunch of cigarettes. y Boston HJr0ld.
You know how the dead look out
of their eyes; well, that's the way q
woman looks when she meets another
woman whom she no longer intends to
"know. "--itchis0a iio5e.
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The national Senate has followed
up its action on the copyright by pass
ing a measure prohibiting boolSmalsing
around Washington Aud this i'll spite
Of the fact that such hooks make better
class Of men.--lHilade,paia Times.
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"A gymnasium for women is to be
opened IN Rome April 1st. Ii is hoped
there will he M fooliShncss about il,
though the date is not propitious.
Jay Gould says he has never had a
good picture taken and cannot account
for il. 1t may be that Mr.. Could doesn't
look natural because something is being
taken and he isn't taking it himself.
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Mrs. Salter, the mayor Of Argonia,
Kan, is d small, nervous woman, bu.
she rules the city council with rod OF
iron. Her husband weighs 2G0, but he
never thinks Of yetoing any Of her mes.
sages.
IF 4 man wants companionship hi
should 90 skating. There he has q
grand chance TO fall in with friend
Yonhers Statesman;
1t takes smart boy to tell a liz
erccassftiilv If he tells il unsuccess
fully his father is apt TO make hin
smart.--.SoMeraiHe JoWradI.
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Which is the better plan of CONVEX
sation, the masculine style Of each maj
talking about himself or the feminine
way Of both women talking ahont SOM
other woman ~ ndidndpo!'s Journol
Mrs. Worth, the wife Of the famou
nla;nIv Ii roes 10 prove the truth d
iba iii nrayerb. If MIR, Worth we're
shoemaker lii wife might have 10 10 il
her barc feet
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of the ladder, but he does not want I
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