The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-29
SO SHE STAID.
The Very Funny Jokes and the
Typewriter's Revenge.

Mr.. Bibles. the broker, had a new type
writer. Hemadeh his head clerk tryt he diff
ferent applicants and test their skill and
engage the best one. The one the head
clerk engaged was a large, impressive
looking conan Of much beauty and with
the haughtiness of a duchess. She dressed
well and richly, and her manner when
sitting befsre her machine was that of a
grand woman of society who conde-
scended to play occasionally on the piano.
She had much the air of q woman who
was employing the men in the Office to
take care Of her millions and make out
her accounts. Mr.. Bulles always felt as
though he ought to ask her permission
to smoke. and was almost afraid to ask
her to take down any of his correspond
ence. What work no dared to give her
she did as well as it could be done, so he
had nothing against her except her pride.
He determined finally to break down her
pride. he had been uncomfortably i'm
pressed with her dignity; now she should
learn what it was to feel that way toward
him.
So the next morning he called her in,
and after debating a few business letters
be said: Nov, on the smaller paper,
please. Are you ready? Let me see.s
He unused rs he bit carelessly at the top
of his cigar and gazed out of the win
dow:
Dear Jim" he began. Thanks very
much, but it will be quite impossible.
/ have positively refused to go into
political life in any capacity, and though
the position of minister to so important
a city as st. Petersburg to succeed
Smith is highly complimentary, l could
not leave New York and nv work.
Tell the president in the proper official
language that he is very good, but that
he must look for some one else. Give
my best love TO Mrs. Blaine, and accept
my condolences at the loss Of your house.
Yours,
1.-THE Hon. James G. Blaine, Washing
ton, ID. c."
The typewriter girl took this down
with a calm, unrufied c~ountenance; her
severity of demeanor was absolutely I'M
changed. SIS that alp she asked.
YES" said Bulles weakly-"yes, / be-
heve that is all" He was not to be put
down by a little thing like that, and called
her in again during the afternoon and
dictated the following note:
"DELMoNIco's: viii you reserve one
of the largest private dining rooms for
me this evening and prepare supper for
100? find my room are too small, and
will have to have one of yours. Serve
the same supper as ordered and prepare
floor for dancing. You can go to any
length in the matter Of decoration, but
keep the cost of the flowers down to
$1,000. Yours truly"
The other note was:
DEAR OLD MAN: | should be very
glad to accept, but Tuxedo never did
agree with my digestion. Certainly, you
can have all the horses you want. The
two leaders are in town, but / will have
them sent out to you. | think the price
you offer for the coach is reasonable,
and 1 win let you have it for that, as I
am going to give up coaching and get a
yacht. Yours"
The third note was:
DEAR NE. BURGESS: The designs ar
41fC0 1ColC104y dAa WC1C DCcbullEc. L
am sure, if looks go for anything, that
she should beat anything ahoat. Ishope
you are right in what you say about her
being a better boat than the Mayfower,
and 1 will certainly follow your sugges-
ton and enter her when completed for
the cup. Yours truly"
Mr.. Dulles said: THAT will do. When
xL,vr ora G1s-ba1 1o% mo "a %hor, - Ha
thought he detected a slight unbending
in the superior manner Of the yoczg
woman, but be was not too hopeful. IF
those don't impress her" he said, IN
write a letter of regret to the queen to-
morrow, and n to Gladstone, telling
him l can't come over this summer to
spend August with him" When the
girl brought in the letters, finished and
ready for his signature, he tossed them
carelessly aside and said: Il will sign
them later, and I'll post them myself"
He signed them and slipped themin their
envelopes under his other papers, where
the clerks might not see them, and
planned more for the future. On the
day following he refused three invita-
tons to dine with distinguished people,
ordered an architect to call and see him
about building a country house at New
port, and wrote TO order q diamond ueck-
lace.
The typewriter girl began to take a
little more interest, and said Eyes, sir"
instead of simply YES" which was
something. He felt that he was getting
ON.
But on the fourth day she appeared
with even a colder and mor naughty
air, and laid three letters down upon his
desk. She always opened his mail for
him. and divided the private notes from
the business letters. Here" she said,
''are three notes which did not know
whether to hand TO you or to the clerk"
Bulles glanced at the bottom Of one Of
them and read the name Charles Bur-
CESS" The note ran;
.-HENRY BULLES-Dear Sir: / am in
receipt of a note signed by you and
bearing the number of your Office, which
refers to a yacht and an imaginary cor
respondence which has passed between
Us on the subject of such yacht. Aside,
not know you o. anything Of any such
yacht l AN only imagine that some one
is imposing upon you, and return you
your letter. Yours truly,
CHARLES BURGESS"
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