davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28
A DISTRESSING. nAerr.


1oO 1n0olef o. TOBACCO 800ko C0D NO(
F Greg be Cured e..
It is inhalation Of tobacco smoke.
Our readers may not s;ree that this Il
new. but In the sense that Il has b.
come OF late years enormously prove
lent. and peril that now Arst con
fronts society, IL may be 20 considered
Ten years ago only about four hundred
million cigarettes were manufactured
In this country; now the number
reaches into the billions The cigar.
ette habit has extended and affected
all ages; even the boys smoke more
than ever. despite legislation.
1t is not however. the cigarette
smoked in the ordinary fashion that
does harm; il is in the Inhalation of the
smoke. This introduces quickly and
delightfully."- narcotic poison into the
system, and awakens in the habitue .
sensation rs delightful - that produced
by opium. Tho old cigarette smoker
would not exchange . few deep whiffs
of his cheap cigarette for the finest
Havana that could b bought with
gold. 1t is an intOxication in which he
revels and, TO which he becomes .
slave. He is . cigarette Aend." He
admits It and smiles over It for . time.
The seriousness Of the cigarette 70
lies not alone in the fact
that it involves . steady absorption Of
poison, but in the utter hopelessness
Of the habit. and the entire inability Of
the indulgsr to give Il mp Once
, cigarette inhaler. always one.
In this respect il resembles with pain
ful similarity the opium habit, to which
i has many points Of resemblance.
One may stop the use Of the pipe or
cigar. or the use of tea or beer or
but the morphine and tobacco
Inhalation habit. il well established,
lre practically incurable. The patient
nay stop for months or even years.
but he invariably returns to his love.
Such is the experience Of the writer,
by the testimony of other
,hysicianS
Tobacco smoke contains aqueous ~
nor, carbon SCOT, nicotine. traces Of
'ertain organic acids and of such hydro
'arbOns as creosote. and Of products Of
he sniline series. such - pyroline. IL
3 the nicotine. however. which prob
IOly does the harm.-Medical Record
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

|,-John Fiske, the historian, saya
Lowell was . matchless Dante scholar.
and no experience was 20 valuable. and
no instruction in any college corner
was pursued with % much pleasure q
N bis advanced class in Italian. -r1
Anthony Schubert, third officer Of
tne British tramp steamship Strathdon.
ls one OF the heirs Of Schubert, the rich
philadelphia piano-maker. He expects
70 get S. 0O0, 600 out Of the estate and
settle down to an easy shore life.
Lord Tennyson's fondness for se.
cIusion grows upon him with his years
II is quite impossible for visitors to see
him. and he has . dread Of having
strangers approach him. He is becom-
ing moody and silent, and never walks
out unattended.
-Boulanger stalks about the streets
OF BRUSSELS. remote. unfriended, mel
anchOly, slow" There is not much
about the former '.brav' general" to ex-
cite admiration nowadays. His figure
has proved to be too small for the trap
pings Of greatness. lr
Gen. Buffers wife, Of whom he
writes 50 tenderly in his memoirs, was
an exquisite elocutionist, surpassed, in
the opinion Of many. by Fanny Kemble
alone. She knew several Of the Shakes
pesre plays by heart, and believed that
they were the work Of Bacon.
IN. Dumas has written . preface to
IN anonymous book IN praise of ano-
He holds that thought should
be crystalized into the forms used by
Pascal and De In Rochefoucauld, and
then cast upon the world without the
authors name attached. 50 that it may
b taken or rejected on its own merits.
Prince Victor is twenty-nine years
old. He has the stature of his father.
Prince Napoleon, and he is superbly
handsome. His head il imposing; Ro-
man strength and French intellect arc
expressed in his counteuance. The con-
tours are full and ample toward the /
skull, but sOftened down in the lower |
part of the face. He is unmistalably |
The great nephew of the great Napo-
leOn.
Tho ages CT some noted women are |
yiven. by an exchange, rs follows: Har.
tet Beecher Stowe is 80; Julia Ward |
Howe. e; Belva Lockwood, 81; Susan
Anthony, II; Marion Harland. So;
Nary Mapes Dodge. 5e; Kate Field. so;
Fanny Davenport, 20; Ada Rehan, 81;
emma Thursby, 81; Ella Wheeler VIII
OK, IS; Lillian Russell. 81; Clara Nor
II. -. and Mary Anderson. 81
Two American poets-Maurice
Thompson and James Whitcomb Riley
both charming writers. have recently
'ublished poems containing two lines
the same, as follows:
He pur sed his lips and pulled his cheeks,
And blew. and blew. and blew.
One OF them applied the lines to the
ncient god Pan, and the other TO the
outh wind. Maurice Thompson de-
lares the lines were strictly original
nth him. and James Whitcomb Riley
wears they are his own.
This belated anecdote about Emer.
"a was lately told BY DR.. Holmes: A
ertain paragrapher on Boston paper
'as explaining 1t great length to the
ourteous sage of Concord how he wrote
nd polished his jokes and epigrams.
You see" he said. II turn out about ,
70 dozen day in the rough and then
polish them slowly. used to read
lem to my wife. but -but-she Is ,
ead." "How horrible!" cried Emer-
N, in genuine sympathy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28
HUMOROUS,

Mr.. Easy-'Isn't Mr.. Slowpay
little deaf7" Mr.. Hardup-''I can easil,
believe il, IS I've been calling for NOR
than . year for some money he owe,
|me."-Harper's Bazaar.
|.w-Desk-''Do you believe in writing
anonymously?" Quill-"well, I've Otter
wished that one of my productions hai
been anonymous" .Desk-.'What wa,
it?" Quill-"A letter proposing to Mrs
Quill IN. Y. Sun. rs-N t- il
-Physician-"I told you that yoy
needed change. and here find You q
the bank as usual" Patient-"well,
isn't this the place 70 get change!
Where can find moro Of it?"-Pitts.
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph. .,
Small Brother--''Ps says he wishe.
you'd make haste and propose to sis "
Young Msn-''Then he is willing to
let her marry me?" Small Brother
"Taint that He says you won't come
% often after you have been kicked. -
6oundinga
MIR. JagRs-'I tell you. whisky Is .
handy thing to have around when you
have erampA- Mira JagRs (svho knows
. thin Ror two)-''Yes. and cramps are
. handy thing to have around when you
have whisky in the house. ."-Philadel.
phia Record.
"A Change Of Diet-Euthusiastie
Young LADY, adore poets; do ten
me ell about them. They must be
sthereai creatures that live on love and
sunshinew Magazine RAitor1''They
occasioually s1ford peanuts. .cADrale's
Magazine. ". ri .ast .ssr s'r
The Open Firepleee-Host-"What
do yot think Of my new open freplace?.
Just see how. .merrily the flames Leap"
visitor-''It's Beautiful (teeth chatter
ingL simply beautiful." Host-s1f you
feel cold, come down into the kitchen
md get warmN NYaakee BLADE. =
-fourysaz~olA Ch4rl6ese had besh
having .spoe tedblIivish her Nm GlisB, {
bat she has eaAiaply passed l1ss l8n-'
,alties On oqe loipt 4 II 80 AoWsit is
BOW, pkmm9," che. said the -othssday
'Hens Get .ahd 1ay,i ..Yes, .,hnd.
,eopls sit snd III, dox't they manlms?" map"
-Neahington Star.
-6ueh II Fame. thing
aniai3r about that tune" observed
Iayndk. ''bat can's recall the inside
. st = save ny l8s.s Don't know
when Jou hear''ity' sid
yhynet pityingiy. The. band, mean.
yhile. kept On. p|eying "Boulapgefa
asFchs hs'LChnSko TrfeHne. II
-H1eb44dEi.1Hhep The tailor cenDee4
o. thu suit of lNiss tobe menAsd'I
vant 9cyt yto letbiAs AeUjt.s,yIAs-J
ut . should think you would let -
neQo oGReR sHsi - naehs S1ta9es."
Il isn't The ~ o.
% mtn0sd-uyqcloshes e eoet ne Afty |
oll:,S ios . .es~, aress3ef yofs41
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

Of . fruit room and shows tho ven
tilatioo. The dotted lines and arrows
show the entrance IT the cold air 1t .
side window, and the escape of the
warmer mir into . vertical chimney in
which sons upwefl current Is kept BY
. stove above O. b5 the ventilator cap
st the top This window b closed 8
soon - enough ar i admitted. Tho
air space beneath the slatted Aoor ~
ceives the warmth ST the earth during
cold weashsr in TIE winter. This Ae.
ure more partier1arly represents .
fruit room in the dwelling; the floor =
double 70 prevent ne passage of heat
Fig 3 Is the crno-section Of . fruit
house built whollyAbose ground Tho
under pinning Il 9oable. with m air
space - . non-copduct0r Of heat and
with . free con.estion with the earth
below through > tcard registers q
thro1gh slafted wark. Tho vestilator
h rsedily controlaed by the hanging
buttons. The pileA uf fruit bones are
Allied with fruit and, being plscea ooe
above another, operate = separate
covers for each other. and Whenever
asserting h necessary for removing
decayed specimekA they are succes-
siveay hfted OF end new piles thhs
tDrned-Coantzy tsentlenaA - a
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

paper as the rolls are successfully ap.
piled The sswdust Is omitted. as IL is
liable 70 cause crevices by setting, and
70 b attacked by rats and mice.
II this cir space and the two covers
with boards and buiiding-paper pre- not
sufficient to make . eood noa- a-eonduct-
ing wall, nail vertical strips ON each lath
and add another covering Of paper and
another boarding. The roof Is 70 be
made non-couducting in similar way,
and the room l. to bo protected with
double doors and double windOwa The
natural heat from the earth door, with
these protecting walls. will prevent
the room from freezing. Fig. in IL
lustratioa represents the cross-section
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

H0w - PFeveot . 9ooreo q CooG10unD1G
Lee - 0aay-
A source ef wasts On. many farKs b
the bags from which horses are I'D
oats direct; These staud o. ~ Uhsa
hoor or in the sable whsse they ara
placed Is brought from, town. and
mice and rats pick up the spilled 3eed.
Rnaw the bags, 'wastA more ~ 16dl
the remainder. The hosodb ~ ~ u
be .'on THAR feed. fssqnsatly. Leesc
in the yard. cows horses and fowls
get to the bsgs and helpt tAE61klves to
IN injurious extent oEeentims2 eer-
tainly to The detriment Of the owner.
These losses would construct mask .
grain bin that would Be safe ags$nst
al depredstions Of animals. birda md
vermin and save the time and patieocs
Of the owner. The first illustraA1oo
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

WArcu that failing pastuEs snd sup.
plemsnt Il with sftin. 'as-lzsi 80
DsAsz the lnsn Ysrda WAsa ! sasu
= . lake 'ef water Il = NO. plses Tor
cove q man. .ls .sstoI re.fs
CgEAP. cows ssS The highest psieed
cDws that ars evfr SOLD People are
noe giving away gsod eowA - r
SELL the butter lost . soon q Il Il
nsde. This the general rule. Butter
dDes not improve u keepinR. sud much
a n \ bsdly in1srsd BY keeping .
: GsaTLRaEss wifh tie cowa 'clesufi-
nsss n tho dair5 opesations asdss
thogoagh fam1i1rfsyswitA ShA moassu
prosessssof daiuiag lssd AosuesssG.
!. BaAx i IN excet tlent .slsnest- n ths
eow's ration, ,. II. We have ~ con.
veniences tor kee1ing, hran in ;aps1
eooditioa. the pillSS have plspty of It 70
-sell jost at this uiae.
a NAN cannot a. everythins eqv.lly
well 0okc men 4tilI learn % mink :
COW wsn. aaa Il 500 have 6deAb man
bet>es lss Ain s1BAe6 sQse flense Wills
.yopdD - nikinap yGssslGo ssr' ! :
I16Ws no easly 70 sussasurHo -
feep HpW t6m m6sed ~ ifetAsreows
'spe turned into the stalk Aella ,HAh
FL witho0. Tie pEmosG eare, the us-
1aS thhbsr q dDsa eo~t ~aH - the
s + ..z.ir .a ....TssE s:sS
. =. -cessessbs asasas.S &C fss
, Ia teFpeE. .ean1ot % hstteF TIA %,
sdw H4ely Of clovSr. It helm won1ey..
senee dFsse8 ne f1s6lsts sbUll.
% 49, - ah2nE3deu1 a6reqo
o4Rta1 j1Ino1uA Aby yiittlnA2l1eo\ 1
4lkJ9D33be QedApet1r lk!lbd N
n i1f1her fWRva1onu 1872
~ lay and keSp @osj stoek<4Sr1,
I5sA end stceknas,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28


On sne Other hand. what time has The
average citizen Of . mining camn. who
pey etsends to his everyday duties,
Solssv:sc the minor virtues or &c
enalyse character
IN the rowdy west, with its cos.
,vpoiae md ever changing population,
,iIe Is 100 short to study ones neigh.
oors. O. to ascertain how MANY ances.
.ors they had. One must ACCEPT them
an the same way one vessel at sea
recognizes another, which is. believe.
20 oonaader It an enemy until it proves
s0sen osherwise. And after this one
mas little more than appearances bv
which to judge ones neighbors.
was after this manner that we
came to pass Judgment on the Lovely
Lar. and to christen him thus. II he
was mot liar. tben appearances were
greatly against him.
This being true - appearances as
well - certain circum stances being
against him. I do not think we were
so much 70 blame.
IL was not that he was uniformly
successful N prevarication-far from
it As matter Of fact, we considered
him the weakest liar in camp. for in
III ms repertoire he only had three
stories which bore the semblancc of
truth. and he had told these SO often
that nobody believed them, in spite of
the modest impartial, truthful way in
which he related them.
No; it was not his ability as a TO
mancer which gained him his title, for
he had none. 1t was his prolific imag-
anataon, and plethora of supposedly
fictitious "Reminiscences which he was
prone to exhibit on all available occa-
sions. which earned for him his uncom-
plimentaxy sobriquet.
The Lovely Liar had another name,
which we used only in his presence.
This WAS the one he had with him
when he struck the camp and went to
work n timekeeper for Walwcrth &
O'HigginA the proprietors of the big
''Norah" mine-Henry Shepard. When
he was near by we called him ''Shep."
for short; on all other occasions he
was simply '.The Lovely Liar"
He was young man, apparently not |
over twenty-five. with a smooth face |
and = modest, deprecating air quite |
out of place in BoGardm Gulch. Still, J
he was . first-class accountant. very |
and got along with the
citizens of the gplch. including his |
very we'll. One could not,
as old Hi French said one day, '.help
likin' tn blame cuss-heis SO con-
pleasant. And yet, in the
eyes Of every man in the camp. he was
The most miscellaneous and widely-in-
formed truth distorter in the range.
Now l think of it, Shepard had q
very pleasant, well modulated, gentle
manly voice, and cannot really be
blamed for enjoying his own converse
ion; after all. maybe his principal
.anlt lay in his fondness for talking.
There vas never . thing happened
hat didn't .renind Shepard of a SINH.
ar experience in which he had figured
never social gathering
a Platte poker-ro0m ut which he did
lot reminisce to . greater and more
'aried extent than anyone else pres
mt; never N exclusive little party of
nine owners. timekccpers, superin-
endents and assayers. when the flow.
ng bowl circulated freely. that tho /.
.ovely Liar did not relate, with great
in each instance. his
niInoad wreck story. his story ahOuf I
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28
TALE OF A SILK HAT.
Sad Resalt of It's Belng Shot with . 0ss
dea Hose -


when I was . gilded youth in
Rochester. N. "" said . promineu.
Detroiter. my young life was blightea
through the deadly influence Of . silk
hat. and have been prejudiced against
them ever since"
"How did it hAppen7' sla - 81
well, ! was engaged to . young
lady there, and one day I hired the
fastest team In town, dressed in nv
best suit got under . new tile, and
started TO take her riding. Just Be.
fore reached her house . big colored
gardener who was sprinkling . lawn
let 60 at that hat He made Q good
shot, too. That hat went over nv
eyes, the horses started to run, and I
shot passed the house In . sad state of
dishabille and dampuess. Il took mo
ten minutes to pull up the horses and
readjust myself. Then I had to 70
home and change my hat and clothes.
Meanwhile there were terrible
scenes at the home Of my adored. Both
herself and mother had seen me pass
the house. and jumped at the eoaclu-
sion that was intoxicated The Door
girl new TO her room and went into
Mysteries. while the old lady put her
tongue in training to blister No when ]
should put in an appearance"
well. didn't you explain?"
Explain? / never got Z chsncs.
When got back an hour later my pres.
pective mother-in-law came TO the door
and answered my inquiry with:
Miss B. has gone out driving With
. friend. She doesn't care to go you.
You went past this house an hour ago
in state Of beastly intoxication.'
with that she slammed tie door IN
my face and the romance was ended"
Detroit Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

shows . eonnoa.. tight taeaA Ny,
with hinged lHs.d twO ~ SAAre -
partments for various 5eedA salk stA
IL should be Covered With old III 6
keep cut miee 1nA A1tUaanAt tsoHSo1
the lid dowp agai4 animals that
might break loose in the night The
hook should be sttached to TIA hin
and Clasp into . stapl6 IN d. 1Iaer
side Of the lid Thia, faatenipey no
horse. however cunning. wf11 opeq, Al
A u the cut b : shalJSw ID 1hf4
can Be slid back and. fegthuao 6aaa1ba1
the top Of two compqrt1eptA - It;viu
bold bags. cords, etc, or can 6G I'D
Tor . hundred Weigbt Of oil 4eal-,g
The second inustratioo win Rive one
. a1Air 49, q srnusas -beteer ssfnl30y
medt- but oas That rpqnigas uoDha6Q
expense and -ingensity. Tor. .hpildinG-
Tie iced hss 70 Be lifted 70 the secpGd
story and emptied into sdb1llfeGDS
ehutes holding two to three hundred
weight tssh- IN sSher 3Peotcof S0kss
are .strips loe glass sxppaoa Snespe&
wide to show . the iced loven HheA
- : E&f sS-fsN s~F' sssa
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28


While the crowd was watching The
gay procession . man who was tryina
to telescope his neck upward suls3Senf.
ly to enable him to sec over the heads
in front Of him accidently stepped on
the toes Of the man behind him. -
IF you do that again. :" howled tha
sufferer, I'm punch yer jawr' .-.--s
do what again7
. ''Step on my foot!' go
ibid ! step On your footrr~ zn.-
=. 'You did"
II beg your pardon"
"Thst's al Iigkt bat doh's you % 4
again" e-t
~why not?' !.
"In punch yer Jaw" go '7'''
"who arc yo1. aayhowr'rs - =
That's al right" .,.. fsrfsy
= II want to know who's going -
punch my jaw" --
SMy.naDe's Hswlinss sir.v ~ -- !
-Occupation, Mr. Hawhins?" 81.
"I'm butcher. II it's any Of your
busineaA"' sH -.ss ~ s-.'r~'-'-' q
"Mslke :ansaees. d Your - raa
''SometimeA"
"Then do your wurst 80
A And he turned his back - lfr. Hsw.
kins opd hegan teleecepinR HI seek up-
ward a9ain.-Chicago Tribune.
ss7t1E- - !. - -------- :. - ~ - ~
- RstsaA- -Medicins -.sYoI
'knew that Shakespeare ,aays; sTruAA
Apsh sqaiet' breast" ;" Student-"Yea.-
svebdss a a:PaesuA a1eed1ca6s.s.WelI
Trsth feyays kespss . tboAA1ssDfs -
nerve tonic on hand-
Era so gfft-@3 Nt.s s155-7 Wy !,
o-"Hf1se charge II said The impe,
cuuiods ed.e6mef q IS tdsshk lis eisss
of selssle t& Ah9saoa Soanthoh. = sTVS
chrYsd now" sid dsueuiseo rFfe,
teep cents please. e."eDetrpit Free Prsae.
as! BptfAeyn 'Iay JHo9l& = sadlls %
Npsso1 suit you: ms'aH" Nlse Beteb-
tR-Seef5p welE bde let K NJ &s1
sad4}pe11eaaosis is3ossakD oA10A -
"'fflas15flaeh:.Rte1 saeaAltaa v,s
.rHh1 10b&saidA9ea has1 1etsl'
i%.sstij; %s r. J: ::eefplkerII! 81 Z, -.
.:&esassl'iisS : ! 3 .&e&lh
timovs American.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

SIS that spindle-legRed. lantern
jswed. brainless puppy coming TO call
on You again tonight. Maud?'' asked
old man Erezeemout rs he pushed away
from the supper table and carefully ex.
amined the toe Of HIS boot
.'Yes. papa. Clarence il coming to-
night at eight o'cloe)k" ~ 2 t'hs-.f
'every WE'LL" replied the old man. q
b reached into his pocket and pulled
ont card. II hsve here Q little siRu
thAt ] had printed to-day. and wldehsI
shall put mp over the door-bell for Clar-
ence's benefit"
: "Whet does i sav.pspsf'; LgiEk.
1T simply says: Clarence, you press
tho button and III do the rest; and n
signed by me-"
That evening. whea Clarence came,
paasessby Eere puasled 70 sse him stop
short and then depart without pushing
the.beN. -Peck'a Sum-, srr r.-.s-,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-11-28

Haxs yoa sSer seem . wesssrn prafrie9
II NOT yoa uikht snjoy bsinst there ~
- month in su0neE AZ On tie oesaa.
sO,oa the prasrie, there u uanally .
bree3e to partly coppensate Cor, the
lsch of shade. Most prsiries are slightly
rolling Or hilly, having Somewhat the
sppe&r&A4S ofs ses With 6eaSS GaveA,
and doaaasiqallEssuow1he 0ssesAess'
tow Swella there ID grew Ot1W3
treea .eenetiYe4 howeyef. net 1yeAA,
shrrb 3 fisihae To- many. miles-Nau-
rics Thohpeoh' e s. Yiee9fsa ~
'-AtP&sakSasas nal. pdr soiis {
:yAiel y49 9s1a~ ~ateapsa.6eS.s3to 3tofe!
asp p froqtta fhse1oD 4ankaaA 7Jbk
.hpckS Ut -l60suotosI and begin to
4Aee. He has beea tAakaeto tiuBu
eessslhis assiEs for Any Ming tsnd "A he
isssay s6dd ofa6dk VI 61j2y AZ ~
ltfn this wayssx1N 49, pstkeQuSD
80 S.sser sscsH5a ~ R6fAsi4S|
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-04-05
DIR. FAUST SPEAKS.
He Says the Country is Hungry for Democrat!
and the Time Is Now.

and the Time is Now.
To the Editor Of THE HERALD.
Much has been said and printed about
Ogden and Provo organizing Republican
and Democratic parties. l want to ask, Is
II crime! If so, why are the balance OF
the people of the United States permitted
to commit that crime? East, west, north
and south the people vote one or the other
ticket. What is so peculiar about Utah
that we can not do the same. See rank
Liberal and he will say, 1.-THE time has not
Gomez" see radical Peoples man and ne
will look serious, and say 1.-The time mas not
come" But meet conservative man and
he will want to know why we 90 not 90
like the balance of Americans. | want to
know what are we here in Salt Lake
waiting for!
The time is now to organize the Demo
crat party. Let those who want to organ
ize Republican party do so for the fall
elections. The city election next spring Is
coming on and we want party. There Is
none now. The Liberals killed the PEG
pies party and stole the city, and they
have committed suicide since. Out OF the
wreck of both we can organize good and
true Democratic party. Where are those
young Democrats, Professors Paul, and
| 4OTOutO, w. ". "A. OuOoG, Ian oPoASSAs
! Rolla Taysum, Mr.. Mclean, and host OF
other Democratsl Come out of your hiding
places and let US see the color Of your hair.
The Federal court house is open to you.
Issue a call and count noses; see who is
who, and what is what and when the next
President (who will be a Democracy, takes
his seat, he will look over the vast domain
of the United States, will raise his head TO-
wards the great west and say, II see the
Democratic star shining in Utah." and in
stead Of getting off that old chestnut ''we
need more legislation for Utah." he will
say: "Call off the blood hounds; muzzle
the bulldogs; kick the little fees out, and
give Utah a chance" And in less thar
four years we will have state of happy
people. We can then fight it out at The
polls, and when the election is over we car
shake hands. The winners taking the off
ces, the loser his medicine.
All hail to Ogden and Provo!
H. ]. FAUST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-04-05
Journalistic Note,

A New York reporter happened to be
at the menagerie in Central park when
the animals were being fed. He saw the
keeper give the tiger large piece of
meat.
''Does he get that often:" asked the
reporter.
"He is fed regularly every day." re-
piled the keeper.
"Great heavens! why was not born
a tiger?" said the reporter, clasping his
hands.-Texas Siftings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-04-05
Sentiment Vas ALI Right.

'sDid you ever know that Harry Simp-
kins wrote poetry" said one matinee
girl to another.
'sNo, don't believe he can"
"Oh, saw some that he wrote" re-
sponded the first matinee girl, as dash
of color came into her face.
'sWas it good?"
"Well, the rhymes and meter may not
have been so awfully stylish, butt (and
here there was little burst of empha-
sis) "the sentiment was just lovely
Washington Post.