Telegram-herald., 1891-04-02
TALKS BY THE WAY.


onS-hAlf Of Ihe sugar makers 10 TIE
eoultFy from deriving aas oeneft from
ms provision. A large namDer pro-
duee lees tnan the required amount.
WnsH Ne come TO market Nc must /
have our load ~el sned ~ an ofleer
The sugar season = very tusy time,
and We must keep on the haslle. Per
haps some OF Us would be kept waiting
half day for our taFa ~ the scales !
aud "a make the proper record. A
hail day, when sap u running briskly.
would be a Dig thing Tor lie. It SOuld
require considerable Tine 10 dispose o.
thirty or forty loads OF sugar, ami
20 make the required record and en-
tries. and some OF the applicants would
necessarily have ID wait. Iaen | can
see DotAlng 10 preyent fraud ia THIS
business. The manufacturer Is required
20 furnish = sworn statement that he
manufactured all the sugar that he pre-
seats for the bounty. Now what IS TO
prevent this man from taking the same
sugar back To his establishment, re-
moidiDg II and returning with It Tor
more bounty? After IL has been weighed
and the rece pts made by the weighing
officer. II there is no further record re-
CURED. man could have the same
sugar weighed day after day and bounty
collected on the same sugar during the
entire sugar season."
PouIIcs-"What do you know about
politicsP Was asked OF A. h. Richmond
yesterday. "Not very much" he re-
piled; "but you can bet that the alder
men from the South End who voted to
discontinue the cable car service will be
beaten out OF sight If they run again.
I'm not kicking however, for II opens
up new and promising field for the
sale OF our bicycles"
CIGARs-"Every man that comes in
my store looks over the case carefully
before buying his cigar" said q dealer
yesterday" but not one IN dozen can
really tell anything about cigar.
What do | mean? Why just this; |
could ill box marked "hand made"
full OF Hoffman House Boquets" and
vice versa. Nine .tentbs of the fanciers
of the Hoffman House Boquets"
would 60 away smoking the Hand
Made" thinking II was dandy. It's
fact. We could sell cent cigars for 10
cent cigars right along if We chose to
do go. A man will get IN tie habit
Of smoking a certain brand and thinks
II alone suits him. By and by ne gets
tired OF it and changes Oft but invaria-
bly, says that the brand has deterior-
ated. It's no such q thing. His taste
has become cloyed on it. that's all. A
cigar to be enjoyed most must be
we'll lighted after the ut Is been
blown out of it from IL, ig I'd, and
should be smoked slowly . lever in
the wind. That will cause 1t TO burn
| irregularly and give it q bitter taste. II
a cigar doesn't burn evenly, blow
through it and it will even down.
There's plenty of men who smoke Just
To see the smoke and anything will do
| them. A cigar in the dark would be of
/ no use to them at all. Did you ever
/ see second hand smoke? A man IN
| this city has been forbidden to smoke.
| He has his servant smoke and blow the
blue clouds in his face. He inhales IT.
| Thus he smokes and he doesn't smoke,
oil At the same time. That's u second
hand smoke.
He WAS MAD.-The photographer was
mad and thus complained: "By
George! man, am almost crazy. Crazy
say, and | mean it. Why? Well look
down the street. There they 60. They
are the ones. l never had such time
in my life. They came up here this
afternoon to get their pictures taken.
No, am not kicking about that. That's
where get my bread and water. But
for goodness sake couldn't they have
been more considerable. 1t isn't that
they brought IN four wagon loads of
mud on my new carpets. 1t isn't that
they poked an umbrella through my
new pier glass. 1t isn't that they
Knocked over new bisque or that they
split lunch IN the piano, or opened the
developing room and spoiled thirteen
new negatives. / can take all that
But just rs had them nicely in posi-
ton, all ready TO squeeze the bulb and
have good thing. one fresh monkey
| sprung the chestnut about Now watch
US break the camera and they all
laughed IA though 1t was new. What
IS this world coming tor
BunDISG WASTEp.-Yesserday Pres
ident Boland, of the Builders and
| Traders Exchange, was talking about
the needs If the association. eve
need new building. | wish some one
! would build a suitable building for our
purposes; one with a lobby and private
| Offices. The building we are now 10 is
| too open for private conversations with
customers. Such a building should he
| in good location and we would take
It on long lease, say ten years, with
| privilege OF renewal or purchase. One
responsible man has already taken the
idea into consideration. and has made
| an offer. 1t would fili a long felt want"
Commander Manly in Town.
Capt. G.. III. Manly. of Ann Arbor. is
IN the city. he will probably enter
upon his duties as commandant At the
| Soldiers Home TODAY. W. T. Walker.