The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-02-07

several points. w can SnO" an hon
orable discharge while lie can only mar
rate his narrow escape from mob for
| talking treason not having the courage
to shoulder his own gun and join the
ranks of his rebel friends. Yes, we
! prefer cur own record defective as it
I is, to his. Only tirst-cllss idiot
would bring up this question in the
form Mr.. Swineford has seen fit to
bring it up.
/ The " oman's Relief Society con
/ template incorpor lting so that they
may acquire and handle real estate
and other property. The work o
/ these women is growing in magnitude
and it Will soon get beyond satsfac-
! tory management under its present
! system. Let them incorporate; we be-
eve there are a good many of our real
estate dealers who wo III give & lot to
the society which i'll few years would
have such value as wOu enable
them TO build 4 good home fer the
needy and do much good IN many
ways. \ meeting to decide the mat
er VII 81 hel il ! few Is;;.
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better present than a years reading Of
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will lead the young mind in the Iath of
thought, and if he treads there awhile,
he'll forget friyolties aud be Of some
account. and if he has an inventive or
mechanical turn of mind, this, paper
VIII afford him more entertainment,
as we'll as useful information, than he
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weekly.
The editor of the Morning GizZard
admits that he made an ass OF himself
in writing what he did about Mr..
/ Window and President Harrison
few days SGD, but says it WAS l,:tc at
night and SO he SHOULD not be held
responsible for what he said. What a
! beautiful excuse for the editor Of
daily paper to make. But lie no doubt
spoke the truth. When man has his
''innards' full Of poor whisky and his
heart full of treason to his country it
is difficult for him to say anything III
print or out of it, fit for decent peo,l.
to read or hear.
There was considerable excitement
on the street at noon of Mondly last
when the fire bell was sounded, AMI it
was found that The Euclid was on fire
The department responded promptly
! and soon had the flames under control.
! The fire caught from "Sallmander'
used to dry plaster with, which had
! been left alone in the third story of the
new addition to the hotel. The dam
age done by fire and water VIII be
/ about 5000, which is fully covered by
! insurance. It was q pretty close c;.ll
for or tinc hotel, but all is VIII th:t
ends we'll.
Daniel DoGeherty, the silver
tounged orator" says he was once al
nounced as one Of the speakers at a
jubilee meeting. lie had 10 time to
prepare 4 speech, but succeeded in
jumhling half Il dozen words into an
eloquent sentence, when he founl he
i coul 90 no further and maintain his
reputation. He pretended - be Ill and
! fell to the floor in a pretended faint.
+ He had made suci. an impression on
the audience by the only sentence he
/ uttered that their sympathieS were
/ aroused and his fame began from tia.
i hour.
VI is Pretty good straw" show
ing which way the wind Is blowing
when such men as Cornelius Wander
! bilt, Chauncey NJ. Depew, Mayor
Hewitt, Cyrus W. Field, along with
Rav. David \. Greer, iake part in the
anniversary Of the railroad branch of
+ the Young Mems Christian Associa-
alton, as WAS the case i'll New \ ork
/ City two weeks ago. When men OF
wealth and business recognize the in
tluence of religious work to that eN
! tent 1t is g wholesome indication. Let
the good work 90 Exchange.
The historical woo lchuck" came
out of his winter quarters last Monday
long enough to see his shadow and to
proclaim six weeks more of winter
and then retired Now the question
comes up. when did he come out of
his hole" If lie came out for a fore
noon stroll he did not see his shadow.
hence no more six weeks of winter. If
/ he did not come out until ABOUT ;
O'Clock p. M. then we will have to sub
nit as gracefully as possible.
! The oil Copperhead editor Of the
morning Gizzard seems to be much
worried over our past life and fire.
Guently locates us in the gutter. Well.
old Cop. it is no doubt bad for a man
to get into the gutter, but that is not
so bad as it is to contentedly stay there
as YOU do. Why don't you brace up
and at least try to be somebody in
your oil age:
C. Y. Austine, a stranger who has
been here for few months has been
considered "a little queer for some
time. He became SO wild on Tuesday
that he was taken in charge by the
officers and Judge Roberts will no
doubt be called upon to send him to
the insane asylum. 1t is said that he has
flying machine" all ready for busi-
mess. and it is no doubt this craze
which has unseatcd his reason.
The old CoDnerhpad editor of tao