New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-13
THE TALK or THE DAY.


An ipiudcious parson up in Norwich Conn.,. ths
other day attacked the Fading newspaper OF that cy'
The Morning Bulletin Immediately The wIoie press
of ConnectIcut, reGard!e,s Of politics. unlted III deca
ing The Bulletin" above rcproach in taste ana morals
and an exceptionally bright and influential Journal
Ard now The Bulletin has been enlarged by the
addition Of two pages, aud luxurates in new dress;
tokens Of prosperity which indicate that It's nome
reader, also think good deal Of IT.
sadly Mixed-Mr~. Harlem younC wife'-oh, iiar-
lem I'm 80 glad you have come home but you look
'aI MarlcmHN3 only dazed Non have read The
advertisements in the elevated cars mil a%h Sn4w
for digestion or consult DR.. w,burys IOmatolosist
for facial blcmishes.-(TcXls slitlngs.
A Boston Transcript" writer objects to the phrase
On Maurier', women Dn Maurier' he says mas
never drawn but one wOman-ju't aN MoIoy mas never
COMPOSED but one tune. sometimes Du MdTer ur'"'
This one woman slender. sometimes stout sometimes
She /, old and sometimes young: but the Du Maui1er
.out woman /, simply the slender woman grown stout,
and hi, elderly woman is the young one grown oln'
She ALWAYS has the same curvlng mouth the sdme
straight or cI,c somewhat Roman nose the same swcety
archcd eyebrows the same bloodless LOOK inc same
general expression ~ mp~ inaniiy. she Is very Eng
li,h no doubt after q certain sort of Engisness she
j, simply Mrs. Nickleby gone into society. one mas
seen plenty Of English Gi,> very like her IN general
appcarancc: but then aa> seen such lo OF Eng
,h girl, who are not AT al like Der that one wonders
Mr.. On Maurer does not draw some OF these othen
once in awhile
In the stationery store First Young Lady-Do you
AWAY buy oT %S a&, Of R RaTcr yon soc when write
Charlie u~e led paper hat means 2ye; Mnr
answer Jm'> letters Use blue paper winch hcdh'
faithful unto dcah.7 sec ;-lfeAa> clfthg,.
This In Darkest business is having great r7in.
and We expect to see an article in The Arizona
Iowler' one Of these days entitled In Darkest Dead
Man, Guch.'
- Well, what did you think Of traplay tonight
ADVANCE Agent Of IuCgcr Nugccr COmbination.Not
bad some good line, IN ~ but rather si1w : a%"
mp bit by having ophea. in the mad ~ene, appear
act in the ghost scene ArH then think what sensa-
ton You mightcr created by having an MnaIoflan
march in that graveyard business! If You'd have tho
thing fixed into shape. amt sure but the ilueser
Mugger troupe might be induced to take IL mo 1he.
If they'd take hold Of t.'-tBoston Transcript
The Philadelphia newspaper boys dearly love to
poke fun AT Colonel singerly the millionaire Editor
II The Record of that city. We regret 10 read
the announcement says The Inquirer. that Colonel
>ingery will retire from the farming business in the
spring. His Montgomery County model farm ana
,o. whence three meals day were served in conrses
to the Iosten cattle by stable boys in dress coats and
black nccktle,, will be sold or rented. Those famous
cattle, which always their hair parted in the
middle and had it done up every night in curl papers,
viii be put up at the vulgar auction block, knocked
down to the highest bider, and turned out to grass
like any common barnyan stock"
RILEY ECHO.
When the crop is the market and the cash is In
And YOU hear the cnk and jingle Of the key turned
And the clinkins OF the pennies and the clankins
And the grocery man is paid up and no more his bill
q. its then's the time fellcr is afcelin at his
best.
When he rises from his supper then downward pulls
As he smokes his pipe in comfort and then and
winds the clock.
When the crop i, on the market and inc cash IS N
his sock.
There's something kind o. cheeriul.lke about the
When he knows the summers and lie doesn't
About the time the daylght's apecpin' thro' the
And work until the moons up mid the grain that's
But instead he sorter calculates he'll hook old Buck'
To hir cutter in the evenin', and put his Sunday
Then 20 courtn' Lizcr. with her apron and new
hen the crop is the market and the cash is in his
suck.
o, the nu,kin and the >pcn' bces-the winters harm
The r.>pin' 81 the fiddle when the dancn' is begun:
The Jingle Of the sleigh bells your best gal IN the
The ki,,n' and the huggn when the ole folks are IN
The roa,t' of the ccstnuts. the neighbors droppn'
The eatn' If the apples. drnkin cider from tin:
- it sets my heart aprancn', like struttin turkey
cock.
When the crop is on the market and the cash is IN
tho sock.
-uorschcads Bazoo.
ON the principle that evil communications corrupt
good Manners II IS not surprising that the book
keeper Of u Western prison should be defaulter ils
circle Of acquaintance largely composed OF crim-
nails and he became himself. His case is COM
mendcd 20 the attention Of the cynics who think that
only sunday school superintendent abscond with other
peoples money
IL Is not often That lawyer receives other recoG-
milton Of his service, In behalf of client than ~
fancr and fee The feeling Of most people when thev
get through with member Oi the legal fraternity ~
more akin to sorrow than gratitude
\ Court 4 attorney has had contrary experience
one of his clients. an Irish woman, who had been m
dctcd several times. but never convicted,
Tor keeping kitchen bargOom IN the West
End dropped in him Yesterday Win
Christmas present. II a handsome silk mufer.
liut you've already paid me. Mary s'.d mo
LAWYER.
Nivr mind. Sor" She replied. hut tuck il around
your foinc throat an lape YOUR tongue GLIB. for'
begorra, | may made thin aSn. boston Traveller.