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A Pat R"plT.

Pete Duzenbury thinks that IL is very smart
TO ask silly questions Col. YerRer was stand
lug on tho sidewalk at Galveston when up
comes Pete aud asks him;
what are you thinking about when Won
are not thinking about auything?"
In that case ! am thinking what answer 20
make to man who does not ask me ques-
ff,u
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swim and Ao,urats =. Cb,nv,p u,ns,.,,

The skill and deKterity with which small
change from Eve 20 % cents Is handled by
cashiers Of restaurants, dining and lunch rooms
10 absolutely marvellous There Is q young man
named Hayward. who Is in a big lunch-room
near the Postofhee and has a long standing
wager Of $4,000 that be can beat anybod '
making change. The rapidity aud accuracy
with which be moves Is too swift for The or
diuRry eye 20 cover. Unlike the work Of the
Treasury women export counters, who deal in
round numbers and bills alone. his involves
constantly varying amounts Of minor coin and
bills together. He eau tell bad money the
second lac touches it,
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weak or faint spells, smOtheTing cured by DR.
Niles New Heart Cure. Sold at druggists Free
treatise by mail MILES MED. Co.. ELKHARr IRD.
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under Lee. coming down from Warrenton
through ThorOughiafe Gap.
And while we were thus scanning, uncer-
tain who they we're, they bad arrived at
their objective point, and suddenly made q
charge on POpe's left wing. and broke right
through il. scattering his line ike sheep be-
fore them seeing which Franklin, hurriedly,
with all of US, galloped 10 the head of his
line, which had been all the while march
my on toward the battlefield, and had gotten
by the time We arrived no its head about
half n mile beyond Cub Run Bridge, where
almost immediately We met The broken line
Of Pope retreating toward CenteTville.
THEY GATHERED IN BEHIND Us;
seeing which Franklin dispatched me with
a message to Gen. Smith, who commanded
his rear division, that he wished TO see him /;
which order / carried to the rear to Smith
as soon as / could get there, and had just
delivered my instructions, and with Smith
had got to the head Of his line, when we OBJ
served long line Of dust suddenly rise up
about quarter Of a mile away to the left,
under
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NIRaINIA CIrY. NEYAnA. Sepk plh laal-

unnkcs al HumOr.
VIRGINIA CITY. NEVADA, Sept Oh, 1891
Donald ksIuHedy-D Dsar Str: / will state my case
Ia you; About nine years ago parnlyEsd in
uiy left side, aud the best doctors gave m no Fe-
lief Tor two years, and was advised to try youT
iSizoOvery, ~hol did It's duty. and In a few
uI1utiIs was Te-tOTsd To health About four ysAFs
ago became blind in my left eye by spotted cat
ArHct. Last March I WAS taken with La Grippe
aud wAs confined To my bed for three months At
the and OF Inat tne. Ia tire start. then it struck
tne that your Discovery the thing Tor mst
80 l got bottle. and before n half gone W a.
able tn 20 Ia my work Ia the aliusa Now In re-
gard TO my ayes, as lost my left eye, aud about
six months ago my right eye became affected with
black spots over the sight dad the IsL oye-por-
hHps some twenty Of them-but since have been
using your Discovery they all Ieh my right eve
bot one; Ead thank God ths bright hL of heaven
Il once more making It's appearance In my isd eve
am wonderfully AstoDlshsd Al A, and thank God
aud our MedIosI Discovery.
Yours truly. HAHK WaErA
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DONALD KENNEDY
OF Roxbury, Mass, SAYS |:

Strange cases cured by my Medical Discovery
con.c "a me every day. Here h. one Of Paral ysis-
HiindprSs-sHd the Grip. Now how does my
Medical Discovery cure all theseP don't know
IA les u tAses hold Of the Hidden Poison thai
makes AL Humor
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TO be continusd.l
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TO THE POWERFUL NARCOTIC.
hfter this u Hns an easy effort for {" Tack {"
10 steal forth, summon aEsistnnce. and 10 reach.
by circuitoDs route, the thickut before de-
scribedi near which be knew his father had
been IN waiting. DscoyinE the two senti.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-29
BRIGHT BITS.

JAsPER-All the worlds a stage, they say.
Jumpuppe-Yes, and men are more ambitious
to be the managers than to be the actors .-NetC
York Herald.
nm; femme see. Is it ireland or Scotland
that is SO noted for its pipes ~ Scotland,
think. Ireland is more noted for tubers than
pipers. "-IndiGnGDO!ts Journal.
BAcoN-What is the New York street cleaning
commissioners name-Beetie or Bate?
Egbert-Well. it appears to be Mud" just
about now .-Yonkers Statesman.
HE-Young Dudelets says he had q hard pull
to detach himself from Miss Flirt's destinations
She (contemptuouslY)-I must have been e
monkey wrench, then.-BalttmOre american.
CHAPPIE-I am sorry to find that my ances-
tors were not always in the swim.
Cholly-Gou surprise me.
Chappie-Yaas. At the time Of Noah they
were in the ark.-Hdrper's Bdzdr
BAcKTAcKLE-I wonder, Jonadab, where that
Smallwood was educated He seems to have
learned everything by rote.
Jonadab-Educated, most likely, in a pre-
parrotry school, as it were.-Puck.
INsINUATING.-"Dot coadt is fife dollars. You
! take it for Two, said Mesenstein.
why do you give me such tremendous
discount % asked Browne.
''Idt Is my regular customers DISCOUNT"
But am not regular customer"
''Nodt yet. No But you Will BIZ. Puck
IAN so anxious for it TO be tine tomorrow, -
said Mrs. Tomdik to Capt Eastlake who is
| something of & weather prophet. You don't
| think it will rain, doyou, captain"
We'll. maam," reolied the gallant captain,
after a comprehensive sweep of the horizon
| the only thing that can mar perfect weather
| for tomorrow is an adverse meteorological con
| diton."
20 thanks" replied the grateful woman
much relieved Then it is certain to be fine,
isn't it?'-The Epoch.
AWKWARD YoUTH-Saay, can't yer give me
| job on this ere paper? l don't s'pose l kir
| learn to be a editor but I'm told there is other
| sorts o work in newspaper Offices.
Mr.. Beatemall great editor)-You might suit
In some capacity, perhaps. Do you know any
| thing about bookkeeping?
| Nope "
| Are you good at f1gures?' -~e'>@-'
| ''Ah, yes, I'm good at figures"
| How much are nine and seven?"
| 'Lemme see Put down nine. and then put
| down seven alongside of it, an that makes
ninety seven"
Well sir you would not do for the counting
| room, but see no reason why you should not
| rise to proud emf hence in the circulation de.
partment. Street de Smiths Good NelCs
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No Cause for Anxiety.

The urouise of an extraordinarily large
orange crop is making some Of the growers
fearful that the price OF oranges per box
will fall below the profit line. Those, how
ever. who have studied the price ot oranges
during the last half dozen years in connec-
ton with the production see no cause Of
uueasiness. They point out that 10 seasons
when the crop has been large the price has
been better than when it was small This
was notably the case in the seasons OF
| 1ss4-'s5 and 1S91-'9l. In the former season
the number OF boxes produced was only
6OO. 900. while in the latter year it was nearly
:. 10000, and yet the growers received
nearly 81 per box more in lS90-9l than in
1SS4-'S5.
The explanation Of this is that new mar
kets have been opened for Florida oranges,
the merits Of the fruit are more fully
recognized, the rates Of transportation have
been reduced, aud more care is taken in dis
tributng the crop so as 20 prevent glut in
any Of the great markets. Added TO this,
more attention is paid to preparing the fruit
for market Good and carefully selected
fruit will nearly always command good
price. Coed, bad aud indifferent fruit all
dumped on the market together, is not
sought at any price.
There is no danger that the country will
be overstocked with Florida oranges of a
nerchantable quality. The demand for it
is certain to keep abreast OF the supply.
/ Not long ago nearly the whole crop was
sent 10 New York. Now that city gets only
| a comparatively small part of it. All of the
western cities are good customers. In fact,
all the towns and cities IN all parts Of the
country get a share Of the crop. Being so
widely distributed there is not much prooa-
| bility that the country will be overstocked.
IL is true that the crop promises to exceed
all previous ones by at least 100000
boxes. Conservative estimates place the
yield at 8, 500. 900 boxes. and that number
will be gathered if there should not be an
early freeze, and of that there is hardly
| probability. All through Florida the trees
are heavily laden and the fruit presents a
splendid appearance.
The big apple and pear crops have made
some of the orange growers nervous, hut
without good reason. 1t is true that fall
apples are plentiful, but the crop Of winter
| apples is said to be short one. Fall apples
will be out OF the way before oranges take
possession Of the fruit market, and, as for
pears, they have already had their day this
| season.
The faces of the orange growers ought to
be wreathed in smiles. This is good year
for them, as it is for nearly everybody else.
For good oranges they ought to get an aver
of 81 % per box net, and they will get it if
they handle their crop with skill and
| Judgment.
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MEDICAL.
HEALTH IS WEALTH |

DR. E G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
hENT a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, D izI
ness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia.
Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused BY the 1Ise
of alcohol or tobocco. Wakefulness, Mental De-
preston, Softenng Of the Brain, resulting in in
sanity and leading to misery. decay and death.
Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss OF Power
in either sex. Involuntary Losses and Spermat-
orrhOsa caused Dy overexertion of the brain self
abuse or oKer-indulgence. Each box contains
one month streatment. 81 90 box. or six boxes
for IS On. sent by mail prepaid on recent ~ nrica
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received by
us for six boxes, accompanied with S. co. we
viii send the purchaser our written guarantee
TO refund the money if the treatment does not
effect cure. Guarantees issued only by THE
HEIDI DRUG CO.. Sole Agents, Savannah, Ga.
For Chatting, Prickly Heat, use Boracine Toilet
Powder Is cents.
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THERE is rumor in Rome of the return of
signor Crispi to the leadership of the opposition
party in the campaign against the ministry in
the next session
Coz. JAMES FENSER LEE, secretary Of the
United States legation to Brazil, left Rio de
Janeiro for Baltimore on Sept. on a leave of
absence for some months.
Rem. l. W. L. RoUNDTREE, pastor of the
colored Methodist Episcopal church, Bridgeton.
n. j., is candidate for the office of United
states minister to Liberia.
The PALACE which John c. Flood. the Cali
fornia millionaire. erected on Mob HILL" at a
cost of So 10000 is entirely untenanted except
by the old gardener who takes care of the
grounds.
THE Bishop of Derry, England. is coming to
the United States about the middle OF Feb
ruary for two months He has arranged to de-
liver lurse OF lectures 10 New York during
Lent on the Evidences of Christianity"
President D1Az was 81 last Tuesday, and the
Mexicans duly celebrated. The general made a
fine appearance at a military review on Monday.
He rode an American thoroughbred and wore a
| major generals uniform. His troops made a
| fine array.
THE Standards Berlin correspondent says
| the efforts to reconcile Emperor William to
Prince Bismarck have completely failed. The
Cologne Gazette says it is announced that Count
| Wedell will replace Count Won Munster as Ger
| man ambassador at Paris.
MICHAEL DAvITT, wife aud children have left
| San Francisco on their return to Ireland. he
will make a stop at Chicago on the way TIL e
main object of his visit to the coast was to re-
| cuPerate his strength, which underwent a Sc
we're strain during recent troubles 10 the old
country.
EVER SINCE he went into business as a boy,
John 1. Blair, the millionaire railroad magnate
has made 1t practice to iot down in a note
book he carried for the purpose brief resume
| OF what he has been doing every hour of the
day. His notes are concise, but by their aid he
| can tell to minute what he was doing at al
| most any period of his hfe
Mrs. Brown POTTER seems to have had somt
pleasant experiences in the course of her pro
fessional travels. The Nizam of Hyderabad
she says, gave a fete in her honor, and she /:
also stated to have received as presents from
| the mikado (the real one not Gilbert & Sulli
| van's) four dwarf trees-two oaks and tw'
pines the ages OF which were from four TO ST,
centuries apiece.
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CONSOLATION
BY c. Il. BEACH.

Ring down the curtain, the play is over.
Lower the lights, let the sad music cease;
Out in the night, out in the darkness,
Away from the walks OF contentment and
peace.
Shall we ever find rest? Must we suffer forever:
Will no tender hand guide our steps in the
night?
rabble,
While we strive against wrong in our fight for
the right?
Is it true that our weakness must never find
That in ages to come we shall never fnd bliss;
That all our best efforts must burst like spent
Nor taste yet again love's afrectionate kiss
Is the Grape on the easement of so somber a
That its shadow shall darken all futurity's
years.
Are the fountains of love sealed forever and
and left in the chalice nauEht but sad, bitter
tearsf
VIII not hope the bright goddess. sweet char
Plead our cause with the world so severes
And if not here on earth grant US pardon for
Pave our way up to heaven to meet those that
are deary
Let tho hearts consolation be to hope for the
best
Drive doubt and dispair from our mind,
The say will be clear in the unknown beyond,
Fate is not az all times 50 unkind.
We may live. We may love, We may scorn. yes,
The foBdest OF ties we may sever;
iet With honest regret. nov resolves 10 DO right,
We ~ last may Be haepy forever.
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Subtle Schemin1.

Partisan malignity in Ohio seems TO have
been carried just a trile too far in the
case of Gov. Campbell. Not satisfied with
simply fighting the governor as a candi-
date for Office on political issues the Gin
cinnsti Commercial Gazette has even gone
out of its way to attack his financial condi-
ton with the apparently deliberate purpose
of running his personal standing in the
business community.
Not the least important and unbecoming
part of the whole affair is that the rather
disreputable attack seems TO be inspired by
the covert malignity Of q personal enemy
under disguise.
General Newspaper readers will remember
that the Cincinnati inquirer Is supposed
ia be democratic paper They will also
remember that John z Mclean owns the
| Cincinnati Enquirer and that the paper
bitterly attacked Gov. Campbell before he
received the democratic nomination for re-
| election.
Since that time the Enquirer has grad
ually let up on Campbsn But Mr.
Mclean is reported 70 have lately
acquired & silent controlling interest
in the Commercial Gazette in q very quiet
way for the ostensible purpose Of putting
the paper up at auction the first time that
bis ancient enemy Halstead says or does
anything particularly displessing to him.
| Meanwhile he seems to have found an
| other use for it.
| What the democratic Enquirer could not
| do against democratic candidate the re.
| publican Commercial Gazette can do with
! perfect impunity and uncommon malig-
nifty.
What Mclean has against, Campbell
/ doesn't seem to be clearly known. Neither
is his hand In this outbreak gero ally
known. To identify him with it would
spoil its whole effect. Still this project
may have influenced him in buying into the
paper. Very certainly the impelling infu-
ence was not love for HRlstead.
OF course people of all classes of political
opinion will universally condemn such al
attack. That blame will be charged uI
against the well-kuown partisan bitterness
Of the Commercials Gazette. Indirectly il
goes against Halstead who still owns stock
Thus does the Enquirer man keep out O.
danger himself while he virtually makes
one enemy smite another foul blow anC
take all the blame for 1T from the public.
1t is an Rdroit scheme-indirect and very
effective.
That's Mel cans Way
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White Came Near Winning.

8. V. White, who failed in Wall street the
other day, came near being successful in his
attempt to corner corn. A Chicago paper
says that if he had had sufficient money
TO purchase 100000 bushels more he would
have had the whole visible supply of corn
in the country, and could have dictated his
own price for it. He held 100000 bushels,
for which he paid 81 100000. The compar-
atively small sum of $500, 900 more would
have made him master of the situation and
enabled him to add several millions Of dol
lars to his fortune. For the want Of that
amount the price dropped and his fortune
was swept away.
But the farmers were benefited to con-
siderable extent by his effort TO corner
corn. While he was buying the market
was steadily rising and they got the benefit
| OF the rise.
The consumers, however, suffered. They
had to pay more for all articles made from
corn, except whisky. The stock Of that is
too large to be affected by a corner in
| corn.
There is no special reason why anybody
should sympathize with Mr.. White. how
ever. He engaged in big gambling enter
prise and lost That is all there is Of it.
1t was a matter OF no consequence to him
whether he made it harder for the poor to
get corn meal or not.
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NDRX TO NRW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEEr1Nes-B. P. o. E; workingmen's
Benevolent Association; Savannah Castle No.
s, K. G. F.
SPECIAL NorIcEs-Notice of Dissolution,
Hoadley & Bennitt: Public Schools; Mrs E. Z.
Everitt, Teacher of Music, Returns Notice Of
Removal, A. S. Bacon & Sons; Dissolution of
Copartnership, Milikin & Co.; Dissolution Of
Copartnsrship, Boswell & Mnlikin; Auction
Notice; As to Crew Of German Bark Agnes;
Special Notice, Labor Union and Protective
Association.
AxUsEMENTs-New Devils Auction at the
Theater Oct. ? and 8; Base Ball, Chathams VS..
Mutuals To-day.
STEAMSHIP Baltimore Steamship
Company; Ocean Steamship Company.
RAILROAD ScHEDULE-Centra Railroad Of
Georgia.
PUBLIcATIoS-Keep Your Eye on It.
LADIES WANTED TO INSPECT UNDERwEAR-B.
a. Levy 6 Bro.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvRRTIssnEFTs-HelpW Want
ID; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale !:
Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
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That's NcLean's way.

Reports from New York now state that
the Chilean correspondent of the New York
Herald who wrote SO admiringly Of Minis
ter Patsy Egan was none other than Mr..
Patsy Egan himself. So his unlimited con-
fidence in our accredited representative is
easily accounted for. But it seems trifie
strange that the United States minister
could not get the wires that were open to
the correspondent aud that newspaper
could get news that the state department
could not get. All these little incidents
contribute 70 a good cause for a thorough
investg II that reporting Of the
struggle was the Hon. Pstsy's work he has
mauifestly been working his position for
all il Is worth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-29

Paying legitimate pension claims takes
money enough, but when the pension agents
grab Uncle Sans money by the trunkful
as did Agent Howard, who was recently
collared in Michigan for being too thrifty In
. Pennsylvania. il has a strong tendency TO
weaken the patriotism Of even tho greatest
enthusiestists. Eaough money is paid out
70 undeseryins persons ia the regular
proceedings Of the pension ofiios without
any grasuitous grabbing from trusted
agents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-29

Conscience has finally forced one Jacob
Brown to confess at Minneapolis that in
1888 he committed q murder tor which one
Gray is serving life sentence in the ILL
nois psnitentiary at Chester. Browns
story was so strange that the Minneapolis
chief of police at first regarded him as a
crank. But the man was SO earnest that
the chief ordered him locked up, and sent q
telegram to Centralia, ILL.,. where the
murder was committed. Back came the
answer from the Centralia sheriff: "Hold
the man. Letter coming. Will send for
him." Brown says that he was tramping
and went into box car to sleep. In the
dark he stumbled over a man and fight
ensued. Brown hit his assailant a fatal
blow with coupling pin, aud fed. Not
long afterward Tramp Gray went to sleep
in the same car without knowing that he
had dead man for a companion. When
| he awoke the next morning he found that
his arm had lain in a pool of blood. Then
he tore off the bloody sleeve and fed. That
sleeve caused his arrest, conviction and
sentence. 1t is very strange story. But
| it may be true.
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