New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-08-04
THE TALK or THE DAY.

The conductors on the new Columbian coaches whicA
are soon TO be running in Chicago are to be women
THAT" The Tnbune' of that city. means q
revolution in street etiquette. The sex which has
long suffered from mans rudeness and domiDeering
WAYS. which has invariably been compelled To ride Q
whole block beyond its destination because OF mans
inatientIveness, which has never been allowed an
opportunity to get on OIL a street car without IN.
becoming haste. which has endured-not In silence al
ways-untold imposition from heartleSs shameless,
impolite. contemplate. despicabe persons wboss
tyranny Is legaIizcd BY their uniform and bell punch
win now have chance 10 get even Women, pretty
young women with ughthtting braided jackets and
jaunty little could not be rude under any circu
stances
THE SPOONY MARRIED MAN
TITS mostly trihes in this world that make o.
sort Of moral insect tribe that sting whereer We 20:
But Of all pagus devised to mar the great terrs-
think the biggest nuisance is the spoony married man,
Petsie ltsie darling place 90 hand In NINE
Round 90 little dainty waist arm um twinnm swfne:
Tiss 90 huggen huzzens, white um smoovc um tnrls,
Don't be tross and fetful, now, 90 baddcst itis
Down where the waters green and cool In crested bill
lie sought revenge, but much dcspscd all common
lie simply sent as boarders there a spoony man and
wife.
1t was
Bad tuDductOr stOpum train make nm husband atA
Brought ums dess and bonbOns, Clnderellas s'oos,
Birdie nest on dear ones breast, while UNI tell nm
news"
Full soon the boarers left the stoop, and
Each morn revealed a tostIng line Of town-bound
They pleaded business, food and fire, shpwreck and
loss of life,
But no one breathed word about the spoony and
wife,
The landlord wildly paced the beach, and gazed upon
the surf,
He thought Of money rasy spent dropped upon the
But what has brought me this he cried in wild
despair,
When suddenly he upon this spOony married pair.
1t was
Tootsie wootsie dun drop title huzzens tum.
Don't 90 pout 50 naughty, don't 90 bite 90 thumb,
Ownest tried 70 get here sooner than him am.
Muzzer's bird Of brides and dear ones petest amb.'
The landlord ragged and stamped and swore his passion
knew no bounds:
lie babe the man with wild roar to quit his house
lie fired his baggage in the sand and chased him with
And now contests lawsuit with the spoony man and
wife. -(George L. Devyr IN Puck
Twelve miles north Of Norwich, Conn. is one Of
the most wonderful lily ponds in America II IS
Lake mile in diameter, closely grown with lilies
that during the blossOming time it IS hard to get
glimpse of the water. When the wind IS strong and
the lilies open the perfume Of them IS pereptble
thick are the lilies and in such tangled that it
is almost impos propel boat in the pond. ard
the lily gatherers have to wade for them In hip rubber
boots Not only are the lilies extraordinarily Plentiful
but the blossoms are regal perfect, lusrous and
of deeper hue than in other ponds.
His specalty.-"O Oh YES Hes quite remarkable
Able 70 concentrate his mind on one parueI o
around him. His power of abstraction Is simply won
What is his special branch Of scence'..
"Kleptcmana, think they call it.'-IWashinGton
Post
In the minds Of most Clcasoans.7 says The
Chicago Mail" Pope Leo Mi could not present ID
Chicago a gift for the Worlds Fair that would please
them more than red hat for Archbishop FatHck
Augustine Feehaa. By clergy and aity OF the Roman
Catholic church, we'll members Of other denomina-
tiops Archbishop Feehan IS held in the highest estee
Ill, elevation 10 a cardinalslip would not only Dc
hailed with delight by the Chicago diocese but with
equal 10y by the whole West The rlmor tlAt th'
pro.t honor IS TO be conferred is by no mean, new
one. and as a wellknoWn layman remarked where
there is so much smoke YOU be sure there Is some
fire, No archbishop in the West is 50 well httcJ
for the place as Archbishop Feehan.'
, San lose lover OF the National game" owns
horse that is said show almost much Interest IN
9qso62 a. d9e n a me e b e to watch the # hight Of
the ball and will stamp ana neigh ~heh a good plas
IS made as Il joining n me applause Vi o'Ncr SP'"
Umbrellas now There's something new under the
SIM but not much and not very. In Liverpool there
AourlsIed twenty years syne and probably iourshes
still a halter mad if you like who lie; you subscribe
for yOur hat. Four brand-ncw hats year he FUR
nished you for the price Of two, and You might keep
two going if you would your head, the other
in the shop TO be ironed.a Then you might drop
I'm any time and change hats with no more ceremony
than George Mr. SnOdgTsss 'at," from the latter.
do ,OuS became
Tho Rev Able Plinguet. cure of Isle du Pads. who
died a few days ago was the son OF trencht dhaosn
farmer who lad thirty five children by two wives ING
first Of whom gave birth 10 twenty seven chliufch aV
the other to eight Able PlingIet was the eldest
child bV the second wife, and was elghN one years
old when he died. one of the daughters by the hrSt
marriage reached the age of ninety -four years VI
mi, large family there IS but one survivor j. n.
Pllnguet of the stamp Office in the MAGISTRATES,
Court, who is seventy-two years o!d-(MOhtrcdI W."
ness
Dr. Hirsch OF Chicago recently asserted t!at .ne
word "sheeneyn was first used by Thackerary Ihis
IS denied by correspondent who says It appeareu ia
1897 In a curious sairlcal novel; by william MasInn'
entitled Whitehall or the days Of George w.. ih'
is the passage In which it occurs: "slr "eorss
MacGregor was sent forward to dellde the jews ito
that fatal pass The talent OF that great man anu "
interest with the Hebrews soon succeeded 'oheeheS'
sheeniesp cried he. a Fence. a FehceP mo cr5
was sufficient
Visitor-YOu'vc grown, Tommy since la,t year
Tommy Disdanfully)-Ohl les! WY, OILY
COMA nm a. high as my neckte then.-(Clother ana
Furnisher.
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