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Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
KANSAS INDEBTEDNESS
The Census ONCE Issues Bulletin on
Mortgages.

The Census Office Issues Bulletin on
Mortgages.
The Census Office has issued from Wash
ington bulletin which gives the mortgage
indebtedness of Kansas. The total assessed
valuation Of real and personal property in
1890, not including the value Of railroad
property, which is placed at s57, 1856. 23S, was
$500, 593, I'll. The estimated true value is
between $500. 00O, 600 aud $500, 600 600.
1t is found that Kansas has mort
gage debt of $235 .485, 10S, which does
not include State and railroad land-cou-
tract debt of 81, ,66l, 71S This debt is twenty
seven per cent of the estimated true value
of all taxed real estate. The average
amount OF debt on mortgaged acre is
placed at s6.65. Superintendent Porter says
the largest debt exists in the parts where
there is the greatest prosperity, and where
there has been an advancement in itrrrose.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
Baptist Church Services.

Regular divine worship every Sunday
ct 1915 a. m. and 7.45 p. m. in the hall.
of the P. c. W. and A. A. Rev Arthur
s. Burrows, Pastor. Young Peoples
Society of Christian Endeavor meets il
the hall every Sunday evening at 7 p. m.
The Sunday School meets at 2. 80 p. m. in
the Presbyterian church. w. A. Crosby
superintendent.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
Library Hours.

The Free Public Library is open each
weekday Qegal holidays excepted) from
1880 p. m. to o:3o p. m. without inter-
mission. Also each Sabbath from D. m.
to P. m. Miss Charlotte Endicott Hartt.
Librarian
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SENT FREE.

The following book will be sent free
of charge to all sufferers from Skin.
Tumors. Cancers, and Chronic Diseases
Clinical Notes on Cancers, Tumors,
Ulcers, Skin and Blood Affections, by
an entirely new treatment. with numer-
Gus cases illustrated. Treated by E.
MATHER. M. D., D. c. L., LII. D., ETC..
Fellow of the Royal Microscopical
Society, London, England. ETC., 1874
Division Street, Paterson, N. ]. aI-sm
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
coNsuMPTloN CURED.

An old physician, retired from practice, having
mad placed in his hands by an East India mission
ary the formula of simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption,
bronchitis. Catarrh, Asthma and all Throat and
Lung Affections, also a positive and radica, cure
after having tested Its wonderful curative powers
10 thousands OF cases, has felt his duty to make
1t known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and desire TO relieve human suffering,
Will send free OF charge. to all who desire b. this
recipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
oy addressing with stamp. naming this paper,
w. A. NoYEs $50 PoWerg Block. Rochester. n. Z.
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What are you going TO do a6oaf ii?
When you have an important law case.
do you ask for bids from si2; lawyers
and accept the lowest?
Certainly not, for | want an experienced
and clever lawyer to conduct my
case.
When you are i'll. do you ascertain the
fees charged by several doctors and
employ the cheapest
Of course not, for sickness is serious
matter, and l want a skilful doctor.
When you wish to invest, do you select
the stocks or bonds which can be
had for the least money, regardless
of their value?
Oh! No; for want to invest my money
safely, and prefer to buy the best
securities, rather than risky ones be-
cause they are lower priced.
When you want any printing done, do
you follow the same course as the an
swers previously give7 would indi-
cate?
MOI get estimates from printers who do
good work. and from others who do
lulSllOl WOlk, anu lica accept tuc
lowest bid.
Be consistent. When YOU want prices
for PRINTING decide whether you want
the letter, or the cheaper work. l
can do both kinds-the cheaper for
those who care for quantity, rather
than quality; the letter. for those
who want good work and can pay
for it.
print circulars sure to be read.
If you are large consumer of Envelopes,
see me. for l can save you some
money.
can furnish everything in the printing
line, from card to newspaper,
including printed Office Stationery.
Law Blanks, Blank Books, Etc, with
promptness and skill, and at fair
prices.
o. S. FREEMAN,
PUBLISHER PASSAIc CITY RECORD,
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

Carpenters.
Hardware men who take an interest in
welfare of carpenters and all showers of
the plane, should keep in stock, a few of
the self setting planes made by the
Gage Tool Co. of Vineland, n J. The
trade demands this plane and if your
customers fail to find them on your shell
yes they will be forced to get them else
where.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

SOPHIE GUENGBERG, the famous Nihilist,
who was sentenced in November last to inn
prisionment for life at Schlusselburg, an
Island of the Neva, twenty-one miles from
st. Petersburg. Russia has committed suicide.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

TO LOAN-$3oo to 5000, in suit
\ able sums, on first real estate
mortgages, at per cent interest.
EDWARD c. MOORE,
Passaic, N. T.
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OFFICE HOURS OF THE TAI
COLLECTOR.

Taxes will be received at my Office.
corner Washington place and Main Ave
nue., Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fri
days, from g A. n. to II M, and from
2:3o to $50 P. n.
LxoNARD L. Grear. Collector.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

If you have q house to sell or rent, or
wish to secure property in Passaic or
vicinity, you will do we'll to make it
known in the RECORD. One cent a word,
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
SAVE SO PER CENT!

GAVE 90 Fer Cent. Organs and Pianos
y sold at the New Home office. direct
from factory al factory prices. Cali and
examine. 27S Main avenue
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

THE Navy Department has made tests
proving the superiority of nickel-steel armor
over all Steel target of thu latter being per-
forated. while the nickel shattered similar
p-oiectile.
HENRY COLEMAN, colored, for twenty-six
years the messenger at the door of the office
of the Assistant Attorney General of the
United States. in Washington, died a few
days ago, aged eighty years.
THE Marquis Imperiali, the Italian Charge
d'Affaires at Washington, has informed the
local Italo-American Worlds Fair Commit
tee that the Government at Rome cannot
recognize the Worlds Fair officially or par,
ticipate in any way in it.
A FARMERS ALLIANCE circular has been
issued from Washington calling upon the
farmers to hold their wheat for higher
prices.
OWING to the scarcity of change in many
communities, the United States Treasury
has prepared circular, stating that new
halves and dimes will be furnished in sums
of 5000 or more, by express. free of charges,
or by registered mail, in sums or multiples of
$50 registration charges paid, to any point
in the United States.
ACCORDING to the report Of the Bureau of
Statistics the total export of beef. hog and
dairy products for the ten months ended
August 81, 1890, was SS5, ,491, ,271; for the
corresponding period of 1891 it was $40, 645,-
521, O decrease of IS, 851, $50.
THE President returned to Washington
from his summer vacation at Cape May,
N. j.
THE American representatives of the
Worlds Fair, just returned from abroad,
and the German and British representatives
of the Worlds Fair interests, called at the
Treasury Department at Washington. They
arranged to have formal conference.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19
Washington.

BY the death at Washington Of Pay Direc-
tor Thornton Pay Inspector Edwin Stewart,
now Paymaster- General, becomes Pay Di-
rector, and Paymaster George Beaman be-
comes Pay Inspector.
Passaic City record., 1891-09-19

ADMIRAL BRowN, Commander of the Pa
cif1c Station, has been ordered by the Navy
Department to proceed from Chilli to San
Francisco. He will sail on the San Francis
CO, and when he reaches the Mare Island
Navy Yard the vessel will be docked and re-
paired.
THE Army canteen appears to be pros
pering; at least the semi-annual reports
which have come into the War Department
from commanding officers of posts show.
that feature of the serve to be financially
successful popular among the men and ben
eficial to the discipline of the file.
MRS. HARRISON, wife of the President. has
issued call for q conference Of the Daugh-
ters Of the American Revolution to be held
In Washington October 6.
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elder son, Peter oaren, who has been
absent In foreign lands for ten years.
This family belongs 10 the historic ma
ton d the Iroqaois, and though the
members have associated much wila
white people. they still retain many
characteristics of their race.
In 1850 they were living in little
hamlet called CzashnawAgo. on one OF
the Canadian Indian reservations. That
year Peter Garen, . lad of IL. started
with an uncle on peddting trip. The
two sold fancy articles of Indian manu-
facture and travelled through . number
of states, making . long stop ut Denver.
Colo. and then going ON TO San Fran
cisco VIA New Aexico and Arizona The
boy was i'll used by the uncle on many
occasions. and resolved to run away at
the FIRST opportunity. When they reached
San Francisco an English fleet was lying
In the harbor.
Peter boarded one Of the vessels aud
enlisted The squadron soon sailed for
home. and during the voyage the little
recruit suffered sea sickness, kicks, cuffs
and many other disagreeable things in
cidental to becoming sailor He went
on several cruises. touching at Liver
pool, Philadelphia, Halifax, Portsmouth
and London. At the last named place
he was transferred to training ship.
and sailed for Hamburg. Germany,
thence to New York and again back to
London. a wound he had received from
a Mexican while crossing the plains be-
gan 10 bother him, and, having served
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three years with the navy, he enlisted in
the royal artillery and was stationed at
Hilse barracks for eight months.
sThen the troubles in Egypt began, and
young Garen volunteered to go with
Maj. Williams draft to the land of num-
mics and pyramids He served as a
mounted trooper in the Seventeenth
lancers. and assembled the Nile with Gen.
Wolseley His father fought under this
same general in Manitoba in 1867, when
the halfbreeds defied the Canadian gov
eminent. Peter was in several battles
with the natives of Upper Egypt, and
saw many English soldiers perish from
wounds or disease. When Gen. Wolse-
ley returned to England young Garen
was among those detailed as an escort.
After brief time spent on English
soil he was assigned to duty in the East
Indies. He was placed in the field artil-
lery, and stationed first at Calcutta and
then at Singapore. His description of
life in that country is very interesting.
The temperature, he says, is uniformly
high, and the air is like breath from
an oven. The soldiers do their drilling
before sunrise, and during the day lie in
the barracks and have natives swing
large fans over them. The natives re-
ceive two cents day for this service.
The inhabitants Of the lowlands are
small Of stature and wear very little
clothes. Europeans are often attacked
with cholera in that country. From the
draft Of 400 men to which Garen be-
longeA over half persisted with the dis
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4 uAD TO 0AHB pUR B2
wxc enly two theatre parties in her hst,
- she said that va Che ono form Of
amusemeot abe had 70 omit. Every 90
cipsy woman omits that, however. and
during tie season thsre b IN theatre
going than IN any other city.
Tho debutante whsm I have quoted
had the task Of . Titan, for abe must
needs make from two 10 three calls at
every horse st which che wss enter
tanned First Tho formal on, then tho
return. snd finally tho party call- No
woman in Washington, save Ma Ben
tamin Harrison. is 90 high thst ahs need
not pay calis The squxe Of bristol
board tyrannizes over ALL How did the
debutante perform all her duties? By
being al ready for the season when it
began. Not an inch Of ribbon or lace
did she buy during that time. She had
= maid to care for her clothes. and every
moment she was not going abe was
sleeping. It IA AN easy thing to sleep
from 2 a. m to 12 M, and that = what
. Washington belle always learns TO do.
Not two score entertainments in . year
ever 60 much beyond f:9o = m. Every
wsman who Is entertained must enter
tain A luncheon, . series Of teas, .
dinner and possibly ball 80 demanded
ateach Washington house.
The executive ma1rsion II, II course.
the center OF gsyety. During the So
son there are at least eight formal enter
tasurY,<nts there. FIrSt the recepficu
New Years Day. thsn two receptions In
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TIE aArU FAMILY.

sasa. II is a remarkable fact that dur
ing AL his service in the army and nsvy
the young American Indian was never
sick an hour.
From Singapore he went with the
troops 20 Burmah. where he was sta
toned for some time. The horses used
bv English soldiers IN India are obtained
from Australia or New Zealand, and one
day Peter was sent to those colonies for
resnounts Returning to Burmah ne re-
seived . medal for honorable service
md was or1ened hack N England Ar
irving there he obtained classification az
an able seaman. aud SAILED on the royal
yacht Adelaide ~ Russia. He after
ward visited Spain. Italy and Malta
and cruisezi in Scotch waters
A few weeks ago be time expired, and
securing bis discharge he took passage
for America. At Quebec be learned
from An old family friend that his p~r-
snts had removed 70 Indian nrr14prp
He fhssrecYon sAersr-i v-ss. and On xrrfv-
ing 1T Ansfsrka wAs rcyaly vsAnrnsi
hv his sssneS and nsdAher. TH 49,
sheo ~esrs 20 Arksr~as City - r,ee4 she
tvo iresh=rz who are IL scsno& he
rsnusoa wss s.ppy ere. md - fam
ny sp-srt . vzznh~ af dAys tszpzAer.
They sre sn- iscks~e prpAe- s.d fs~
would ssaxe ahrm fox Indians
m sssry a P-.~ Gxen's vgyi~-
iprsss rsnszza>Sle. conss3srag 49, he ia
bat ~ ysazz o. sad sAs ne eesooss - =
rses wash h~ hr.s cosSrserri irr,pe-
he Il saupak1nn o. 81 ~ susDeaaars
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- ~nd51ksD = D1unnIk -
- p~IneA dhepaCA UVmtnnDpqunan1
- ~. Il ~. ~ - = hhs1A -
as su6s9s - 1kn1nn6m - 49, -
~ 1885, h1in Oorvs = : ainr
e. - hagA 49, Du1sg - - ysnss
.s-.cs - ns~ss Aivs1uDa tADonsus =
- hsssA, snd ~ oAd sGlpmD - -
pasins - ssasJ sGnesens - - fsC<
at :. Irequ's svsea - &onn 49,
faIly q I'll - - - - sks. senss-
nfDtS
Ysung Gsren NJ thsf ~ hs I'D
eneaxA q foreign inn1A ana tAas -
viii spaad The resx Il NJ M ID America
He lesvss IN fev days f0e New Mexios
and Tsxss. where b experes ~ 6nd en-
ploynsut On sosae Of tAs imnense Cattle
RANCHES. Fam l. WEuSxR
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i1uunal - - - iadks - =.
- - ~ 49,. h>n1A -
- - - tH - - enne -
49, ~ = - unsuasA 90 mams1
- - h,xs : 90 nsw - y nes e.
pmn1 - = - snawon1nn1 = 80
- . - 0uian1 - - U1
- - = M C2vusAnnh - 49,
- I'D - - ssas0n. snA - Wsm.s =
~ ahinss 49, ws<nr6ng sunsu
oenA
"a = - - has ~ = 49,
~ unuo11y u wh1n hs>sss1nu1sA
uWWy yens = egins Dpss wpn11nA
su1A. Uncb auM's nask - - -
luin.A 10 carry waite Hsno nvienr
ulonsI sns no&ans~d u,a.nseu ~ fposa
0ssysGown - Cspk>a1 Hin. and from
- PpsonAc 10 coismbl4 Heights die
tEShssins the caxdA
Ana wos b<sads kin vhp Dos ne<
so - snsvse Wilma 100 dnyA Noxa-
tag bus sieknsns, the death u near red
sflse OF 4bssnee from the city can ex.
euss deeflnstion OF the presidents mr.
vissfion- His request Is . command
Ths receptions 10 tbs dplomASle corps
nnd ths army aad navy divide the glory
sf the winter. A peep into sithsr = like
gtiness II 'sThe Arabian kixhts' taiss
eonseAlsd into one.
fhs irss i very stately, assure yon.
Every diplomas dons his ooars dress, aAd
- b1ihon displayed woald All = vault
In ths Treasury banking. Then. the
t.f h f..a
eess . tourney. and even the mort color
is1 inlAgin~tion Is disappointed when
their owners pace Practically around ths
the big east rooln for half an hour and
retire. The ladies Of tho oorIs always
wear their most elaborate costumes and
finest jewels, and many are the mag nif-
cent pairs Of shoulders glissening with
diamonds upon which the hight falls.
The question Of procedenos at this rocsp-
ton used 10 bother even presidents, but
now the whole affair Is ranked by time
OF service. Friends OF the president and
has wife and people Of high das REQ are
hidden to meet the foreigners.
Next TO the White Hose the homo Of
the vics president wall be . center for
society this winter.
The position OF the wife OF cabinet
minister is not sinocure. They are ex-
pecssd to keep open house every Wednes-
day until Lent begins, To assist the mis-
trees Of the White House at all her re-
captions, and - carry on their special
duty to society by receptions and din
ners. They are all expected 70 call upon
Ma Morton and the ladies of the su-
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Just after New York cisy had ssos~es-
ed rom the shock Of Ne rsceet great
SIP, y storm which sFrssd over Nanhat-
tan island blanket q white. the reS-
dents came 10 the oonclnaon thAt the
blixxari in one sense was blessing. for
IL brought them the unusual pleasure
and excitement Il slsigh riding For
the first time ia two yoars runners took
the place Of wheels on vehicles in the
fashionable routes Of ovutraa park.
Many were the stylish and coetly turn
oats to be seen whiriing along the broad
driveways beneath the leahsss trees. bot
none of the squipaSes Of wealth attracted
half the atteatioa bestowed upon The
vehicle in which Judge Heni. r. Nc
Gowan took has cutting.
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THE McasAse OF FLATTERY.

Psrsu.aaskAss Of sscssty.
PreoccupstiOn win personality = cer-
family IN American possibly more or
less gunsraIly modmn-trait; but our
present orgy Of compliment u. think.
q new vzriant Of It And it cannot b
that We sre becoming Freoohi6ed 10 tho
point Of social fnsincer41 for the nero
ake Of moral perveruty. The truth
probably Is that - We progress IN social
civilization-m perhaps better, - social
civilization spr-sds iprea@n8iy and
penetrates or bewQderfng and encour-
aging SUCCESSION of uuuvefles coucfns-
the desrs 70 make one's self agreeable,
instead Of merely important, Is inreas-
ing proportAma*sfy.
Now, ameuity a. IN srt h difncuh
one. To nceed in II denands either
the ''certain ssaseky- vhizh Baccn sf-
frmed 10 Be necessary 10 the painter
who wouh improve upm nature. o. that
long course Of spcRi civilization wAere-
by trsatscn ~rrrss the SINKING of e.
fort in Inconsistencies, and the sutsti-
tabftl W tha<xltrt
ties. In the ahe4noe of either Of these
a,ivantaces il il she shortest rather than
the wisest road TO the end q being aeree-
able that Is pretty s~rs - be taken. and
the crosse usodo pursu,t Of ~ | said, the
line Of least resistance results m an
amount and degree Of personal fsstery
st the present moment which ere alto
gethcr notable.
We have probably not yst Wholly
enrancipated oarselves frona the wish to
be appreciated. "a well "a to he Agree
able Ga the contrary. when we PRAISE
eur friends for their cualTsss or their
prTfo<nsncss in the hank and kark
war Ssnrtsosed no Ao1bt ~ cur uD9'ses-
toned sincerity bat is-tased perhaps by
an imperfect taste. u - probable That
with err motive Il hesag agreeable q
very zph&iv seso<iss~d 5e-ars 20 %
deemed ds~e~nirx We ~cs "a the 49,
surw,aym--s tss,x ~ ~ SIRE. az ,, be
nnsouscfcus-th~s the fscs u or sorrp-
ciskson u thsva ss<e~fs e. kceu, aus~-
ness in %. 9aT v~ii knsvn ard uni
verzklv srsno~<rAg-d rw.s.~u~~-
that h>riosyzn isber5s~d frs<a she uvs~s~
Ct the EIbe snd WISER u.srslx=-pre-
vents cur pezspSsscxy N slress csrrulS-
Stances srszn beng DISTRESSED
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LIKE THE ARABIAN N6Hrs' rAExS
January 70 The sip2Dmssks corps and the
ounxress and jutssoiA<y respectively, and
tvo m Feaxuxy 10 Ne s7uy md navy.
and laes II sn b slss gsnsral public.
Thspe 1--WE srs oeitxztcry. but the prssa-
dent may give - many or - few dinners
a he chnuexA The tahae in the state
dining rom s.sks from shvsy six - 6fty
gueEss. The usual nmn Der Is fpnr. Two
in Jarm<y afs~rnsse weeks with thu
rxcevfsoos 70 the cabinet md diplomatic
corps, and two In February 10 the SUI
preuus scurt aud congress. Ex-Preshe-us
Cheveksnd ealy gave faree The frst two
years Of his administration. oznitting the
last. sna invsking wssassvu SENATOR'S OF
rrur-ruutsszses hs chose ~ the other
slxue LSissz. Of course, sre tuvsssd -
al the~ dunsrs and receptions.
The nnarfrxs CT the W rite Hosp has
not the care q IN erdi.ary bosrewifs
.xex thf~e sRereanamsess. She vx
Et4Ie xfsension ~ Che derwSftr Of ths
srxiH> cf pnz&c~s. h-as Der ousT o<Aer dasy
= n 3. ssd Ut s1e Aesd q tzs r-ceivinx
kne .zd s~s< w. essse. NO snsasi
tssk wAem ths saruns nc~uks into the
thcapa1sk
In salsxir0to fwmd entertainments
The russsr~~ of sAp White Horse Usually
hoiis drawing spcuss every ssksriay sfs-
sr1sr<u- sud rw,ss~sr peoese BY sppsass-
pp~ut ss<iy ewy ~ n - w-A IL
= Only by shs usxs xrpfoi sslot1xuw ef
6rne Sha< i<@ DO a1 fsx - sxpsr4ei
Of her
U>skii IL cpesnx Of the Ssron hrs
Hursen vss she niseTsss u bsr own
Srne. bat - ssr~xe 81 Ia Jsn- l. ea@ss
- nsiu~sA S~kzss - snssele osude
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DEIIvEKKD By MOUNTED MBSoEle0k1
preme court and senate, and nearly al
Of them had their full hundred calls
made before Dec. l5 Their daughters
usually accompany them on the rounds.
The only aneviatiou they have from
the binding rule Is that they need not
call upon the day" Of each person. As
they remain but two minutes they can
mako from axtsen TO twenty-ax calls in
IN afternoon, which means from 3 to s.
Only one thing is incumtent on a sem
stor's or representatives wife, and that
Is to receive Thursday and return all
calls made upon her. She need not give
q dinner OF card reception unless she de-
Gires. and not more than score Of SEN
ators' wives and twice - many wives Of
representatives ever do much more.
Much Is demanded Of the speakers wife
IL Ghs live In her own house.
Outside Of TINS vast Official circse, which
Includes the diplomatic corps, there ID
an equally largo resident population
who, II Is conceded, mako up Tho exclu-
Gve society of tho capital They enter
tain IN . year oven moro lsvbhly than
tbe efllctal ciruls. for nearly all Of the
s'old f.mihes' q ths capital have wealth.
MIRIAM HAxERToN.
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outng the ssascn. BY shAt sAe did net
man sfuerusn rcospeDo<s. but svsry-
Ting shss ssquarsf ~. funonacaA
tns. dnners. svsaiag rsssDta@A ~
0cate3 and baltA
Bios mel you ssy. there - 10 woDaa
living who exa attend 500 a9Airs b.
tween New Ysr's and Lent And yea
are right; bat there are wonssn who 70
esive invlsAbons TO II. snd only md
rexrets 10 sns- ssuxth. Take O. ef hst
ysATs dsburanesA she kspt diary of
hsr xvtngs. aud with enc bazEhsn. TOO
Or three tsas. - many evening rsceP-
tions and diansr here and there, hes
essexSry summed mp IS entertain
Inents. with deficit Of third - many
~ waicA s,ss had cent regrets There
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The jndga held the ribbons over pair
of spirited black horses, and accompan-
iel by three friends occupied boz pat
termed sleigh which bosc on the back
board the legend IS. B.. 17se.- This
sleigh was built i0ayears ago at Esepus-
on the Hudson for Judge McGowan's
great~grandfathcr Samuel Benson. When
first used it erected sensation equa.
10 that which it excited the other
day. Then the ncighbors declared that
''the Bensons were putting on lots OF
STYLE" bat when Mciowan appeared in
Central park his friends wonderingly in
qured where he got tAat old tub"
Judge McGowsn, however, is loyal to
tho ancestral and sppsrentiy indestruct-
ible relic. and declares that so long rs he
lives and snow favors Gotham with its
visits ne will take his winter pleasuring
in the homely but sturdy and historic
Bsnaoa slejgh-
Telegram-herald., 1891-01-30
Torn About.

A Boston woman claims TO have cured
herself OF a bad case of dyspepsia by the
use Of tobacco. Now If she can only
turn around and cure herself of tho use
of tobacco by a bad case of dyspepsis
she will have conquered her worst dis
ease.-Norristown Herald.
Telegram-herald., 1891-01-30

First Chappie-I say, ole chappie, the
doctah says must-awtake more exer
else or I'll be sick, don't you know.
Second Chappie-Do as the doctah
says, me hoy.
First Cha2pie-Ya-as I'm going to
discha'ge ms .ally and tie mo own neck.
te.-Street 81 Smiths Good Hews.
Telegram-herald., 1891-01-30
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