The Portland daily press., 1891-06-16
1IT AHo WISDOM.
CorJueaI Wisdom.


Or. If she rules him, never shows she rules
is a type of wife happily becoming common in
these days when women may have good health
cheerful dispositions, strong nerves and clear
minds simply through the use OF DIR. Pierce's
Favorfte Prescription. Before the reputation and
use of this remedy became world wide, Irritable.
cross, nervous, detilltated women, suffering with
displacements, hysterla. and every female dis,
ease, were the rule rather than the exception.
The "Favorite Prescription" has proven to be
the key to a long and happy lfe-the key which
effectuay locks out that old array OF uterine dis
orders, periodical pains, weak back, prolapsus,
inflammation. liberation, nervous exhaustion and
general debility. See printed guarantee on wrap
per. Money refunded If it doesn't give satlsfac-
ton In every case.
Awkward Enough.
Brobson-You look all broken up, old man.
What's the matter?
Craik-I called on Miss Pruyn last night, and no
sooner had entered the parlor than her mother
appeared and demanded to know my Intentions.
Brobson-That must have been rather embar-
RAISING.
Craik-Yes, but that was not the worst. Just as
down the Stairs: "Mamma. mamma. he isn't Inc
UneP-New York Press.
Fortify yourself for the diseases peculiar to
warm weather. by taking Ayers sarsaparilla.
A Change Must be Better
Fogg-Ah. henderson, You're coming tothe
club tonight.
Henderson, was coming, but I've changed
my mind.
FOgg- Gracious, man! that is all the more rea-
son for your coming. Boston Transcript
DO not despair of curing your sick
headache when you can 50 easily obtain Carter's
Little Liver Pills. They will effect prompt and
permanent cure. Their action is mild and nat
ural.
Average Man-These Sunday papers just make
me sick Nothing In them but commonplace per-
sonal items abOat lot of nobodies no one ever
heard of.
FrIend-I saw a little mention Of you in the
sunday Cannon:
boy)-Here, rush around to the Cannon office
and get me forty copies of the SundayIedition.-
New York Weekly.
The beard can be easily colored brown or black
by Buckingham's Dye.
She was plain, matter of fact kind of a girl
and didn't take any extraordinary interest in art
man, with her SAID:
"Isn't that fine piece of work? Just notice
YES" she replied after gazing at 1t moment
ho AoOho ihO q pCtlCCt SCutiCuidlt tOOs WASH
lngton Post:
With Ely's Cream Balm child can be treated
without pain and with perfect safety. It cures
catarrh, hay fever and colds In the head. 1t is
easily applied into the nostrils and gives imme-
diate relief. Price 90 cents.
At an Agricultural College.
PROFESSIONALISM is the pest time for gathering
Young Student-Please, sir, when the farmers
back is turned and there Is no dog in the orchard
Petit Parisien Ilustre.
Ask for Ayers Sarsaparilla, and do not take any
other. Sold by all druggists.
The Doctor Away.
Caller-What a terrible cough you have! Why
don't you consult DR.. Knowall, the great lung
Invalid-I can't. He's gone south for his health
Good News.
My cataVrh was very bad. For thirty years
l have been troubled with it-have tried a num-
Der Of remedies without relief. druggist ad-
vised Ely's Cream Balm. have used only one
bottle and can say feel new man. make
this voluntary statement that others may know Of
the Balm.-J. W. Mathewson (Lawyer), Paw
tucket, r. ].
The following dialogue took place between two
old c0l0red folks on the street:
'Atlanta'S got rapid transit now sure"
What 40 you mean-de dummy kyars?"
mo, doesn't mean no dummy,n
den." N"''
"No, l isn't neither"
WeI, gives 1t up. What you talkin' 'bout?"
I'm talkin bout dat paytr0l Vaughn, cause It
taxes you furder in ten minutes dan you'll glt
back from In six months. ATLANTA Journal
No one knows better than those who have
used Carter's Little Liver Pills what relief they
have given when taken for dyspepsia, dizziness,
pain In the side, constipation and disordered
stomach.
, Watchtul mother (entering library suddenly
Sooo heavens! Maud, wh-what are you tdoing?
u0 70 your room Instantly
Ealr daughter (sobbing)-I wa-was doing Just
what papa told me to. e '
". M. (aghast)-Wbat?
r: D.-Ye-yes. He said 1t was high time WAC
slttlng down on that impudent Mr.. Jiggs and that
Is 1u1lust what 1 was ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
thousands of cases Of female disease have been
treated by Mrs. Pinkham, ana every fact record
cd. Those records are available tothe suffering
private correspondence solicited.