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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

STATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
OBamsey-In District Court second Judicial
District.
In the matter of the reeeivership of Charles
Faber, insolveut.
Notice is hereby given that the under
signed. receiver of Charles Faber. in the mat
ter above entitled, will sell at public auction
at 10 o'clock In the forenoon. on the I'd day
of April. A. d. 1891, upon the premises, all
his interest as such receiver in and TO the
following described real estate in Ramsey
county, Minnesota. to wit: Lots one ID and
two (2). in block two %, of Terrace Park
Addition to st. Paul, with the Improvements
thereon said property being the property
known as the ''Griggs Place on Summit
avenue: and that he viii apply to the court
above named, at special term. on the attn dav
of April. A. D. 1891, for an order confirming
any sale which he may make of said prop
erty, said sale being subjecr to the approval
of said court, ANDREW 4. kiEFER.
Receiver OF Charles Faber
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

The sale of the property in the foregoing
notice referred 10 has been adjourned TO
three o'clock in the afternoon of Thursday
the 9th day of April. 1891. Oh the premises.
and report of such sale viii be made 70 Hon.
j. j. Egan, one of the judges OF the court
above named, al his chambers. at nine o'clock
and thirty minutes in the forenoon. on the
10th day OF April, a D. ISL
ANDREW Il. hIEFER, Receiver.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
WANTED TO RENT.

HOUSE-Wauted TO rent, house on 81.
Ii Anthony hill; seven or eight rooms;
modern conYeniences. and large, improved
grounds for permanent home; small fam
lily, no children; state price and location.
Address P 100. Globe.
HOUSE WANTED - medium-sized
IL well-located house i'll upper town with
modern Improvements; rent not to exceed
$50 or $40 month. Box c 100, Globe.
uOCSE-A detached modern house. ten to
i twelve rooms: between Dayton and
Ashland. east Of hackubin. f. Willius, State
Savings Bank.
DOOM wanted By a gentleman III a house
II with modern cOnYeniences; board
in same house preferred; no objection to
sharing room with an agreeable roommate.
Address z 15S, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
PROFESSIONAL.

NJPEKFLUOU HAIR, noIes. warts.eIc
- permanently removed by electricity. Mrs
baldwin, suite 2G5, The Colonnade, corner
-. Pctcr and Tenth; entrance on ST. Peter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
POPULAR WANTS.
AUCTION SALES.
f. Holloway. Astctioneer.

ELEGANT FURNITURE At AUG
IL tion.-WedneSday. April s at 10 4. m,
lat No. 256 East Seventh ST., up stairs, over my
auction store. the following very fine furni-
ture: One Silver Water Tilter cost So; ele-
CANT French Clock, cost So; solid Brass Cab
met. cost $50; beautiful Bronze Statuary with
mahogany pedestal, cost SIS; solid Brass
Center Table, Cherry Chiffonier very fine
Turkish Chair. cost S65: Leather Lounge.
beautiful cherry parlor furniture; Brussels
and other carpets, one large Fur Rug, fine
Plush Mirror very large, Antique Oak Bed
room Suits. Patent Leather Rocker l. very
large Tapestry Paintings and many other
beautiful things for house furnishings The
goods can be seen at any time by calling at
my store, 2J6 East Seventh. Remember the
sale IS up stairs oyermy store. The furniture
is clean and almost as good as new. E.. Hol-
loway, Auetioneer. :256 East Seventh ST.
Kavanagh IL Johnson. Auction
PePS.
WE PAY SPOT CASH, and lots or it,
w for secondhand furniture and carpets.
kavanagh & johnson, 1S7 and 189 East
Sixth 81.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
miscellaneous,

GALE POSTPONED-Th sale of the
~ Griggs mansion. on Summit av.. has been
postponed until Thursday next. April Q, at
o'clock .. m, on the premises. A. r. Kiefer,
Repaivar
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
HORSES AND CARRIAGE.

A SINGLE BUGGY-Also two-seated
n carriage. nearly new. Address Y u,
Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

QOUh II itEPING- Books opened, CLOSED.
y posted, expert work, etc. +. Sprague,
Room - brake block St Paul
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

FOR SALE.
4 FINE CORNER SIGN for sale at
n bargain. ADDRESS L. j., Daily Globe, St.
Paul.
TOR SALE-A iirst-clnss two-chair barber
L shop in Great Fails. For particulars ad-
dress Fred J. PEPPER Great Falls, Mont.
ORGAN, six octave. in good repair $50
~ 5l9 Broadway.
ORGAN Grst-class Story & Clark or
~ gan. cost Sii5. viii sell for $50. D. {.
Erickson, 1916 Ross St, opposite East Sew
enth It. power house.
DICTURESoUE EUROPE-Want to sell
l. set Of Picturesque Europe" three vol
umes. as good rs new cheap. Address T 154.
Globe
SODA FOUNT AIN-For safe at bargain.
- aNo. 1 soda fountain. Inquire at No.
143 Woodward az. east of Bradley st.
Gil o. TO so for --Birthday'' Stoves
DI4.AC and Ranges. including all de-
siraSle shapes. Ask your dealer or visit
Prudeu Stove Co. Sibley st.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
NOR RENTEOn Summit av

nOUSE with modern conveniences: 2S5
- Fourteenth St, near Broadway: price
S25 per month. INQUIRE Washington Life In
surance Company, 81 East Fourth st.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
PERSOSALS.

FUNERAL FLOWERS PRESERVED
L Mrs Woodwork. - Royalston av. Take
Western av. car TO Twelfth St north
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

WANTED 4 SALESMAN TO SELL TO THE
~ retail! country trade 10 take our line orleans,
Uottonades, CdssInIereS. Blankets, Fldnnes, cling
hams, ia connection with their other business.
-iuod commission. Address
MANTFACTrREE. Box l31. Rrvn Mawr. Pa
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

- " OEAIASs
L J .ROCHEX, \. ". Steam Dive WORKS:
l. Office, 416 Robert ST., Ryan block;
works, 55 and 81 Indiana av
JAMESON & CO.. New York Steam Dive
y Works; ladies' and gents clothing spe--
cialty. IA vest Sixth ST.
albert & MlNTEL, Miunesota
~ Steam Dye Works, 244 Ea st Seventh.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

nRIVER-A man who speaks English,
II scandinavian and German wants TO
drive a delivery team. Address " 46 Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

ARPET-Wanted. a second hand three
- PLY all WOOL ingram carpet contain
Ing twenty-five yards dark colors preferred:
must be good and cheap. Address Il 155. Globe.
HOLDING BED-Wanted TO buy folding
: bed; must be good and cheap. Address
II leo. Globe
- Mt SOAT-Wauted to buy. a small
IL river raft boat in good condition. l5I,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

LERk-A young man would like 10 get q
- position to work III cigar store; can fur
nish good reference. Address j r G. itlobe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
POPULAR WANTS.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

RUYS FOR PLACES, places for boys;
II employment bureau for poor boys, free
NewsbOys' Club Room. Chamber CT Com
merce building; open from II to - 4. N. and
from 10 Q:3A ID m
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

DAINTER-A- young man. painter and
l. paperhanger. wishes something TO do
in his trade: viii work very cheap. Address
J 15y, Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04

= MPLOYMENT-Ma desires employ
Il ment by the hour. day or week; any
kind of job taken. Address or call 80 West
Tenth St
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
INTERESTING MISCELLANY.

The watch that is placed over the people S in
terests at The polls must not be a REPEATER
Washington Star.
Young Bros. Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, will
furnish you the celebrated f. w. Cooks PIls'ner
Beer at So per case, dozen quarts to the case
This is the best beer on the market. II If
Not few people seem to think the keeping of
an appointment matter of no particular mo-
ment.-Chicago Tribune
Young Bros. & Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, are
headquarters for old WHISTLES, and apple and
peach brandy Send them your orders. They
make no extra charge for jugs or boxes. 14tf
Some men get reputation for bravery just be-
cause they are able to conceal how scared they
.-Somerville Journal.
Ii is a welIlEown fact That Young Bros. &
Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, keep the finest stock
of old Whistles and brandies that can be bought
in the State. Send them your orders, they will
be appreciated and receive prompt attention.
| We always envy fat woman when we see her
laughing. There seems to be 50 much other hay
ing good time.-Atchison Globe,
That tired feeling, which is experienced by SO
many people living in malaral districts, can be
cured by taking Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic. 81
cents. Is as pleasant as lemon syrup. To get
the genuine ask for Groves. 16 en-
When one man meets another and says, LETS
have a SMILE" the devil leans up against the bal
and smiles too.-Brookyn Eagle.
Nearly all the diseases in the Southern States
are produced from malaria. Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic removes all malarial poisOns from the
system. It is as pleasant to the taste as lemon
syrup. so cents. TO get the genuine ask fol
Groves. 1G 6m
You can tell more about mans character by
trading horses with him once than you can by
hearing him talk for a year in prayer meeting
The Rams Horn.
Malaria produces Weakness, general debility
biliouSness loss of appetite, indigestion and con
stipation. Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic remove,
the cause which produces these troubles. Try Il
and You viii he delighted. 80 cents. To get the
genuine ask for Groves. 1G Gun
1t was a bright young lady who said that sht
would like to be elected to the legislature, a,
there was such an excellent opportunity for mem
bers to be paired. Courier.
You run no risk! All druggists guarantee
Grovess TasteIess Tonic to do all that the manu-
facturers claim for it. Warranted. No cure NJ
pay There are many initations To get tn,
genuine ask for Groves. 1G 6m
If people could only ''bear one another's bur
dens," as the scripture commands, the worlC
would be happier. Other peoples burdens arr
so much lighter than our own.-Puck.
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic is a perfect mala
rial liver tonic and blood purifier Remove
biliousness without purging. AS pleasant as lem
on syrup. 1t is as large as any dollar tonic an,
retails for 20 cents. To get the genuine ask TO
Groves. 16 6m
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
IN THE COUNTY COURT.
j. B. Lindsey, admir-, ct ais. VS., Mary
Melton ct ais.

J. B. Lindsey, admir-, ct ais. VS., Mary
Melton ct ais.
| will, on Saturday, November A. 1891
at the east door of the courthouse, in the
town Of Camden, Benton County. Tenn,
sell to the highest bidder, on a credit OF
one and two wears, equal payments, ex-
cept cash sufficient to pay cost, etc the
remainder interest Of the homestead and
dover of Mary Melton Said lands will
be sold in two separate tracts and are sit
uated on the waters OF Ramble Creek in
the eighth civil district Of Benton County
Tenn The homestead contains by snr-
yey, 70 acres, end the dover 7614 acres
TO be sold for thepaymentof debts against
the estate Of p. NJ. Melton, deceased. The
purchaser i'll execute note with approved
personal security and a lien will be re-
iained upon the lands for the deferred
payments, Full description of lands vii
be given on day Of sale.
This October II, 1891.
w A. STEELE, JR.,
253 Clerk and Commissioner
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
TNSOLVENT NOTICE.

The Insolvency of the estate Of P. B
Rowland, deceased, having been suggest.
ed to the clerk OF the county court of Ben
ton County, Tennessee all persons hav'
ing claims against said estate are hereby
notified to file them with said clerk, au'
thenticated in the manner prescribed by
law, for prorata distribution, on or before
the Goth day of April, 1892.
October q, 1891.
z. NJ. WALKER,
"A Administrator
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30

County Clerk Steele refused to
issue a marriage license to a stran-
ger this week, because he was I'M
able to furnish sufficient bond.
A change has been made in the
officers of the Camden Bank and
Trust Company. DR.. f. G.. Hud-
son, is now president and W. G.
Hatley vice-president.. See their
advertisement elsewhere.
While engaged in logging at
Cooley's Landing, last Saturday,
Commodore Barnett, colored, had
his leg caught between a log and
a stump, crushing it so badly that
amputation was necessary.
Clerk and Master Rye has just
received a new case for filing pa
pers, which is a great convenience.
1t is so arranged that it will require
but a few seconds to find all the
papers in any ease in his court
Mr. J. Thompson received tel
egram Friday from the Coal Creek
branch of the penitentiary stating
that Irwin carp, Of this county, was
dead. carp was recently sentenced
from Decatur County for robbery.
The telegram does not SO state, but
the supposition is that carp came
to his death by being shot while
trying to, escape.
Miss Launa Tucker, a student al
the Holiday school, died Sunday
night of malarial fever. She was
about eighteen years Of age, ant
her home was at Oklaunion, Tex
Mr. G.. w. Tucker, her father, for
merly lived at Holladay, and was
there on a visit at the time of he
death. He returned to Texas yes
terday. Miss Tucker was buried
at Holiday.
Hugh Arnold. Luther Spellinps
John Barber, and Anthony VIII
liams, who are confined in jail a
: this place, made an unsuccessful at
tempt to escape Wednesday. The,
broke one Of the cell doors from
its hinges and arranged themselves
to rush out when the outside doc
was opened. When Mrs. Flower
went to feed them she discoveret
l the broken door in time and did no
open the outside door. The pris
? oner, Arnold, has been very trouble
, some since his confinement, and t.
: him this attempt to escape is proba
bly, due.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
TNSOLVENT NOTICE

The insolvency of the estate Of Homar
Combs, deceased, having been sugges ted
to the clerk OF the county court of Benton
County, Tennessee, all persons having
claims against said estate are hereby no
titled to file them authenticated in the
manner prescribed by law, with said
clerk for prorata distribution, on or be-
fore the goth day ofApril, 1892.
October p, 1891,
f. G. HUDSON
IA Administrator.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30

TNARM FOR SALE-355 acres, mile southwest
i of Camden, one-hali cleared, balance fine tim
Der. Good dwelling, barn, and out-hOuses; good
water, good orchard, and good neighbornood.
viii sell on very reasonable terms. For fuller
particulars call or address, W. 7. SAUNDERS,
Camden, Tenn. 23S
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
A TRIAL TRlP.

The Memphis Weekly Commercial will be sent
on trial four months for 25 cents. You can leave
order with your postmaster or send direct to the
office Of publication Address, The CONNER
CIAL, Memphis Tenn. 254
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30
LOCAL 5 PERSONAL

Kenzie Monday.
Mr.. B. +. Hatley, of Huntingdon,
was in the city Monday.
DR. j. +. Williams, Of Holiday,
was in Camden Tuesday.
Mr.. M. A. Tucker, of Holiday,
was in the city yesterday.
Miss Mad McElyea is spending
week with relatives at Eva.
Mr.. O. w. Hubs, Of Holiday,
was in town Sunday and Monday.
Mrs. Col. w. P. Morris, who has
been i'll for some time is improving
The Camden Methodist Sunday
School elects new officers next Sun
day.
Camden would easily support
butcher shop and country produce
dealer.
Mr.. G. b. Greer is having some
neat improvements made on his res
idence.
Mr.. G.. r. Spence. of Chaseville,
paid The CHRONICLE a visit last
Friday.
Mr.. Simon Mobiles, of Big Sandy,
called ON The CHRONICLE while in
Camden Monday.
Mrs M. M. Dodson, is building
an addition to her hotel property
in South Camden.
We are requested announce that
there will be preaching at Pleas
ant Valley next Sunday.
Miss Matte Ayres has given up
her position in Mr. J. Thompson's
store and returned home.
There was a large attendance at
Cowells Chapel Sunday. Elder
Williams conducted services.
Col. T. FL. Baker, the Republi-
can editor at Huntingdon, was in
Camden Wednesday morning.
Mr. L. O. Lashlee has bought
the Wash Briggance place at the
depot. and is having it completed
Our correspondents give us quite
batch Of news this week, which
will be appreciated by our readers
Tom c. Rye, esq, and lady have
been on a tour to Areadne, Faxon
Erin, and other points, returning
home Tuesday.
Mr.. ]. M. Herrin is having the
Davis house, recently purchased by
him, finished up and will occupy /.
as soon as completed.
Mr.: Z. O.. Lashlee has purchased
the Alsobrooks property, near Cam
den. He got it at bargain, paying
something over $70O.
3. O. George, esq, formerly al
attorney at this place, but late o
Nashville, was in town shor
while Friday morning.
Tomorrow evening and Sunda,
are Rev. Mr.. Bowman's regular ap
pointments for holding services a
the Presbyterian Church.
j. A. Clement, esq, has bee
putting in good time the past week
working those streets of Camde,
of which he is the overseer.
Mr.. A. j.. Saunders is taking i
the races at Nashville this week
Mr.. P. Melton is in charge of hi
business during his absence.
Messrs. Claude Hudson, Arte
Pettyjohn, G. A. McElrath, Alvi
baltimore and Garland Hudso
went to Nashville yesterday.
Mr.. r, H. Hilliard and Miss {
V. Adams, popular young Holle
day couple, have obtained license
to marry since our last report.
Mr.. w. r. Hooten, the popula
representative of the Richards IL
bacco Company, of Henderson
KY, was a pleasant caller yestel
day.
The fence at the west end of til
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-30

carried by General Merchants.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-07-08
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES.

Tooth Pick Biz lives at Kingfsher
Home grown oats are Oh the market at
Guthrie.
The wild plums in Oklahoma are as big
as walnuts.
J. Gould has been elected chaplain of
Cimarron Alliance.
The travelling statesmen all have good
word for Oklahoma
There were fifty-nine drummers in Pur-
cell on one day last week.
The Kingfsher News says coal oil will
knock chiggers every time
FL Reno has local organization known
as the Free for All party.
Won't Governor Steele's eyes open when
be gets home and sees the corn crop'
4 Touring mill IS being built at Purcell
II viii be the only one IN the Chickasaw
nation.
The Indians idea seems to be that be
viii be arrested i; he keeps any OF his
money.
One Kingfsher man threshed 300 bushels
OF wheat from fourteen acres OF SOD
ground
The Cheyenne country is full Of bluffs,
and the Chickasaw nation does good deAl
OF bluffing-
A Sac and Fox Indian squaw came into
Oklahoma City the other day and bought
a s. parasol.
The fire cracker trade will be better in
the Indian country next Fourth OF July
than IL was last.
\ man could make money now peddliug
pccketbooks among the Cheyenne and
Arapahoe Indians.
Kiugfsher News The Indians seem 20
be flush" in these dXys-iL IS not pcor 10
now, but rich Lo.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-07-08
UNEXPECTED DEHOUEMENTs.

0EE Sunday evening Clearheld lPa-l
man dropped a IS gold piece in The con-
trioution box at the n. L. church -
ToEesta, but on Monday. when he dis
covered It, he returned and got SAP ia
change.
JACoB Krsos. a farmer near Macon,
No. upon his deathbed revealed his
money hiding-plaees- His relatives
found 5000 in ons place and 81. 100 ia az.
other. lie owned coo acres OF good
land Kisor started twenty years ago
with 50 and span Of mules
JONAS WAHEEE. Of Pa&Saio. -. J.,
bought a secondhand buggy. and
while ching IL TIRE jack tore through
the bottom Of the vehicle snd revealed
several bank notes. Theirs WAS falAs
bottom 10 the buggy and ia ths spacs
thus male be fouBd ouer one thonSznd
dollars IN greenbseks and other odd
uo1eA
WHILE '-plsying fune-al- IA KIota.
Kan, Johnny Beunsr. aged sir, met .
strange fate lie snd his sight-ysHr-
old sister had dug = bols ead johnny
AZ. IA IL When abe had covered him
with earth UP 70 ths neck, al old COW
drove her OF and then attacked TIA
little boy. Several times the animal
sunk her te<th Ia tAs Lad's hsaA and
Sksn friends came % tho rescue thsI
found him deed
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-07-08
PITA AND POINT.

The worst all-around striker Is the
DEMONSTRATING Post.
The physicians may be called grip.
men now.-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Yes, Ruth, 1t is perfectly proper to
speak of cigarettes as the fouls Of the
air columbus Post
The Wise Old Man.-"Was your
elopement q SUGGEST" Hardly" What
went wrong?" Her father telegraphed
us not to return and all would be for
given. Yankee Blade.
-Mlkman-"Shall leave the usual
quart of milk on the front step, ma'am,
in the morning. Mistress of the House
mo. 1 think pint viii be enough,
it looks so much like rain Harper
Bazaar.
Presence of Mind.-Miss Piumleigh
(cholSing)-''Oh, Mr.. Dudekinl IL
really think I've swallowed dreadful
fy! What shall I do?" Dudekin--
"Deah girl, better swallah some hy pa
pah "-Pittsburgh Bulletin.
Hungry Higgins-"Say, boss. J
haven't had bite to eat for four days"
Nudge (hurrying byl-"And have had
to decline seven invitations 20 dinner in
the same period of time. Funny how
things average up, isn't Indian
apolis Sentinel.
Pete Genseng-''Mr. Paterson. de
ole man wants to borrer your rake ter
clean up his garden wild" Mr.. Pater-
son-''I can't let him have it; don't you
see I'm using it?" Pete Genseng-
"Well, caynt yo' borrer anodder one?"
-Conglomerate.
Tourist Have Won any settler
water, my good woman?" The Good
Woman-''No! We hat none of dose, but
We hat goot spring vell-water." Tourist
NO, / am obliged. ! never drink
common water; it contains too many
microbes. "-Demorest' Monthly.
DO you see that pale young man
calling out CASH at the ribbon coun-
ter?" Yes" "Fate's awful funny
sometimes. Ten years ago when we
were boys together his one ambition
was to be a mighty hunter and catch
mountain lions with lasso."-N. Y.
Recorder.
-Watchful Mother (entering library
suddenly -"Good heavens, Maud. VIII
what are you doing? Go 10 your room
instantly" Fair Daughter (sobbing)-
Il wa-was doing just what papa told
me to-" w. NJ. aghastl-"Whatw F.
D.-"Ye-Yes! lie said it was high
time | were sitting down on that impu-
dent Mr. Jiggs, and that's tu-just what
| was dud-doing Pittsburgh Bull
letin.
Willie (regretfully)-"I'd like. just
awfully. to kiss you, Oracle, but 'spect
it wouldn't do. You know your mann
ma said you mustn't never kiss the
boys" Gracie-"'Yes. that's what she
said That is, it's about what she said.
member Just as well. She says 10
me- she says: Oracle. don't you ever
let me see you 'kissin' the boys Nam.
ma she's gone over TO Mrs. Bilby's."-
Boston Globe.
Game Prepared.-The Liars club
had met at the usual time and place,
the competitors for the honor Of having
told the prize lie of the evening had
spun their yarns. and the committee
was about to retire for consultation.
Gentlemen" observed the chairman,
ait may Tighten your labors if you take
a smoke. Try these cigars You will
find them pretty fair" The committee
smoked the cigars and unanimously
awarded the prize 10 tho chairman
Chicago Tribune.