The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-06-02
Women Wantedl

Between the ages of fifteen and forty-hye,
Must have pale, sallow compilations, no appetite
and be hardly able TO get about. All answering
this description will please apply for bottle Of
DR.. PIerce's Favorite Prescription; take it regu-
larry, according to directions, and then note the
generally improved condition. BY thorough
course Of self-treatment with this valuable remedy
the extreme case of nervous prostration and de-
bllity peculiar to women, are radically cured. A
written guarantee to this end accompanies every
bottle.
Mitigating circumstances.
Harold HarrIngton-Dld not see you talking
with Downtown yesterday? Don't you know he
is In twade?
Chiefly ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. But 1t don't agwee
with him He has failed three times.-Jewellers'
Circular.
Halls Hair Remover mistaken is a nne dress
ing for the hair.
Grocer-Petter you try some dis nne llmburger.
Only 20 cents pound.
Wlckwjre why don't you make the price an
even quarter9 Why not knock OF that extra
Grocer-Vy, my friendt, dot extra scent is vot
makes it sell.-Indianap0lis Journal.
have been a sufferer from catarrh for years.
Having tried number of remedies advertised as
-"sure cures" without obtaining any relief, had
resolved never to take any other patent medi-
cines, when friend advised me to try Ely's
Cream Balm. did so with great reluctance, but
can now testify that after using it for six weeks
believe myself cured 1t is most agreeable
remedy-an invaluable Balm.-Joseph Stewart,
624 Grand Ave-, Brooklyn.
A Satisfactory Apology.
Mr.. Flgg-Laura tells me that you were sere-
nading hel last night.
Mudge-Well?
Mr.. Figg-I Just came around to apologize for
throwing that hair brush at you. You see, 1
thought 1t was the Indianapolis Journal.
Children with weak eyes, sore ears, or any form
Of scrofula, cured by Ayers SarsaparilIa.
Not to be Imposed Upon.
81 amt goin' to send any more money out to
the heathen," said Willie. 81 seen picture OF
one of 'em this mornin', an as far as could see
he didn't wear any pants, aud so hasn't any
pockets to carry the money in."-Epoch.
n you once try Carter's Little Liver Pills
for sick headache, bilious less or constipation,
you will never be without them. They are purely
vegetable; snail and easy to. take. Don't forget
this.
Not Insupportable.
Efie-wouldn't you like to ride on my bicycle,
Amy?
Amy-No, thank you; I'm afraid I'm too
heavy.
Efie-wby, heard Jack tell you in the parlor
last night that you were as light as a feather.
New York Continent.
That faint of scrofula in your blood can be
wholly eradicated byAyer's Sarsaparilla.
Entertaining Reading.
Farmer-That was stavin' paper you got out
last week.
Country Edtor-I am glad to hear that you
were pleased with it.
Farmer-Them stories you had In about them
fellers bein' cured OF longstandin' diseases were
the entertainingest bits of news I've read for
long time,-Humortst.
II sick headache Is miseSy, what are
Carters Little Liver Pills II they will positively
cure LT rovPl0 them speak
frankly Of their worth. They are small and easy
to take.
No Comparison in Jersey.
whats the matter now?" called a Newark
mother as her 8 year-old came of the gate howl
ing.
"Bin grabbed bya bulldog!" he shouted be-
tween his sobs.
"Lor, but what start you gavei didn't
know but what you'd been Overtaken by a mos
qultoi Don't make such a fuss as that about
nip from bulldogP-New York World.