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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26


He looked back over his past life and
realized that he was losing ground
physically. He was getting worse each
day. He called on one doctor. then on
another. and yet he continued to get
worse. Finally he took treatment at
the Cosmopolitan Dispensary and they
cured him sound and well. Call on Er.
Adolf and learn his experience His
reputation for honesty and truthful
ness is beyond reproach
If the staff OF physicians at the Cosmopolitan Dis
pensary cannot cure you no power on earth can.
Every character OF disease treated Sufferers from
rheumatism. Consumption, Asthma, Catarrh, Dys-
pepsia, Indigestion, Scrofula. Female Weakness,
Deafness, any Sexual Diseases, Lost Manhood, Mala
ria, Urinary Troubles Piles Bowel Troubles, any
other disease. should call al once. Low charges,
within the reach of ALL combined with the best
Medical and Surgical skill.
WARNING-The extensive advertising and great
success Of the Cosmopolitan Dispensary have caused
MIA to represent themselves agents We en-
Ploy no agents whatever, and any one who repre-
sentS himself such is fraud. We treat all char
acter of disease and WE DO NOT PUBLISH THE
AVERAGE, AND ONLY THEN WHEN THE
WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE PATIENT Is
GIVEN. OUR BUSINESS is CONDUCTED WITH
THE GREATEST SECRECY, AND WE PUBLISH
PATIENTS. REMEMBER WE ARE LOCATED
AT THE JUNCTION OF STOCKTON, ELLIS AND
MARKET STREETS. SAN FRANCISCO. THIS Is
THE ONLY COSMOPOLITAN DISPENSARY IN
SEND 10 CENTS FOR SEXUAL SECRETS" A
WORK THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD READ.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26

BACHELoR-Mr Laundryman, from the
FIRST WASH you return these White
Shirts with RAGGED NECK-BANDS and
WORKOUT BUTTONHOLES.
LAUNDRYMAN-NO my fault This East
ern trash was only made TO SELL, but not
to wear.
BACHELoR-What would you recommend?
LAUNDRYMAN-Why, Of course,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26
Authorized Capital = 100000
Paid Up Capital $4,000
SUCCESSOR TO
DoNOHoE, KELLY & CO.,
San Francisco.
DIRECTORS.

JOSEPH A. DONOHoE,IEUG KELLY,
ADAM GRANT IRVING NJ SCOTT
JOSEPH q. EASTLAND, John /. MCKINNON,
JOHN Der MISGHAM, HOWARD HAyENS,
JOHN w. FLOOD, y. A. DONOHoE JR.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26
Collection Day Postponed.


BY general consent OF the mercantile com.
muniiy collection day has been postponed from
T.esday, Anvil 2Sth. nnIIl "Wednesday. the 29ih.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26
HOW TO KEEP
BEAUTIFUL.
Lovely Women Can Preserve
Their Fair Skin.
Something About the Best Methods Used to
Keep Youthful Complexion-Cars
of the Skin.

at is very simple after ALL" said Clara
Melvin to The CALL reporter in her parlors
at l26 Kearny street, very simple-when
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-26

you know how.
Briefly, clean
illness is health,
and health is
b e a uty. The
bath is conse-
quently a very
important fact
or in preserving
the health and
i n C r e a S in G
beauty yet it
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07
PROF. KOCH RECOMMENDS

the Soden Springs Frankfort, Germany for
SoRE THROAT, CATARRns. CoVGHs and CoLDs
DR.. Koch said "a cough for which [ tried
many other medicines which had not the slight
est effect. soon became better and has nov en-
tirely disappeared through use of ths Soden
Mineral Pastilles "
TAe genuine Soden Mineral Pastills, mus,
have the Testimonials and signature Of Sir hIor.
rell Mackenzie around each COX Price Soc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07

Savannah, Beaufort and Way Landings
TNHE Steamer BELLEVUE" Capt T. e.
Il BALDWIN, will leave steamer Ethei's wharf,
every WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY at 1880 A. n,
landing at Bluffton on the Wednesday trip
Returning, leave Beaufort every MONDAY and
THURSDAY at A. M, landing at Button on the
Monday trip. Fare, 81 90; round trip, 81 rs.
FOR further information apply to ". T. GLIB
SON, Agent.
BEAUFORT, PORT ROYAL & BLUFFTON, S. C.
STEAMER ALPHA. H. A. STROBHAR,
VIII leave every Tuesday and Thursday, at
IL o'clock a. M, returning every Wednesday
and Friday.
Special Sunday trips to Button every Sunday
10 clock a. m, returning Mondays.
For further information, apply 10
Z. ID. MkDLOCK. agent, Katies wharf
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07
MEDICAL.
" The Ruthless Sex"

term applied to by Boston writer 1t is SANDER
course unfortunate that the
tins of disorders and troubles which he Brutal Sex
the Bostonese for the mendo understand
For these troubles and Others that peculiar
Swifs Specific is the most potent remedy that has yet
been discovered 1t and strength all the
build the system imparts uster eyes,
the complexion and urges into bloom the of health Mrs.
Alexander Vaughn wife merchant of Ar
Kansas writes: 81 the preservation of life under Provi
dence, Ez For four years my health wreched ruined
my life EN constant pain, misery and Two
doctors treated faithfully these four years. but did good
In 1887 began taking E Five bottles of this truly
derful medicine worked Gthe miracle of my complete and
permanent recovery"
o an Disease Mailed
T''F ~7HFEv--7 0r>-~s"E~~ ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07
RAILROADS.
RAILROADS.
Charleston and Savannah Railroad.
Schedule in Effect March |, 1891.

TNRAINS leave and arrive at Savannah BY
Il Standard time, which is SO minutes slower
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07

Train 500 leaves Savannah daily except Sun
day.
Train sol leaves New York daily except Sun
day.
Train No. Ii stops at Green Pond.
Train No. rs stops only at Montieth, Hardee-
ville Ridgeland, Coosawhatchie, Green Pond,
Rayenel.
Trains Nos. IS, 16, So and 80 stop at all sta
lions
For tickets, Pullman car reservations and
other information apply to j. b. 0LIVEROS,
Ticket Agent, % Bull street, and at Depot
Z. Z. McSWINEY, Gen Fass Agent.
G. S. GADSDEN, Superintendent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07

NTH MORNING NEWS carriers reach
ii II every part Of the city early Twenty.
- - - ave cents q week pays FOR the Daily,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-07
Plant Steamship Line.

TRIwEEKLY.
Tampa, Key West and Havana.
SOUTH-BOUND.
Lv Port Tampa Nun, Thur. and Sat. 10 p. N.
Ar Key West Tues, Fri and Sun. at 4 Pm,
Ar Havana Wed Sat- and Mon., ga. N.
NORTHBOUND.
sLv Havana Mon, Wed. and Sat. at 1890 p. NJ.
Lv Key West Mon, Wed. and Sat. at Pm
Ar Port Tampa Tues, Thurs and Sun p NJ.
Punta Rassa, st. James City
and For Myers.
WEEKLY.
Leave Port Tampa Saturday afternoon: re-
turning, leave Punta Rassa Sunday evening;
arriving at Port Tampa Monday morning
Connecting at Port Tampa with West Indian
Fast Mail train to and from Northern and East
ern cities. For stateroom accommodations ap-
ply to F. R. ARMSTRONG. Ticket Agent. Port
Tampa.
WILBUR MCCOY G. F. and T A.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
The Eject Of Im,z.nation.

Never felt better in my life" said the law.
yer, according to the Chicago Tribune, as he en-
tered the ONCE and threw of his overcoat.
I'm glad of il. sir, said the cashier, dolefuIIy.
/ I'm feeling pretty badly myself"
What's the matter?f he asked as he took I'M
some Legal documents and began hasty exam
I nation Of them.
Grip, ] think, SIR
Nonsense. Imagination. That's all that
troubles half the people who are sick now
The cashier retired and the lawyer settled
back in his chair to pursue the examination of
the documents.
few minutes later he touched bell and the
office boy appeared.
Send Mr. Capias to me-" he said
He's not here, sir" replied the boy He
sent word that hs wouldn't come down"
WHAT'S the reasonl"
This grip
The lawyer gruntled his dissatisfaction, and
then said:
Funny, how everybody's sick. But then it
isn't good day to be out if one has a cold
Never mind, Willie, I'll make out the papers
But he didn't. He looked out of the window
and soliloquizsd bit about the unhealthy and
disagreeable weather.
''Frightfully bad weather" he said as he
finally drew his chair up TO the desk to begin
writing.
Please, sir said the Office boy, entering
again, "a tel phone message"
'Your partner. Mr.. Legal Brief" sands word
that he is laid up in bed"
with what?'
THE grip"
Ugh This is a terrible day out. Shut the
window, Willie. There's a draught here that
would kill a horse "
Yes. sir. l don't feel very well myself"
The lawyer shiyered q little as the boy retired,
and after another glance out Of the window
settled down to his work.
IL wasn't for long. The cashier came in
y II have to go home, sir. he said ~ can't
.sTba grins,, asIrad tho 1o,-ra-
Yes, sir, the grip"
well, if you re sick of course that ends it,
m not feeling well myself, but / guess | can
stick it through. Turn off the steam before YOU
III catch cold sure when | go out "
The cashier did as told and retired.
The lawyer looked out of the window again.
drew his coat closer about him. and was aoout
to begin work when he heard a sneeze.
Is that you Wilie:'' he asked.
Yes. sir"
What's the matter:''
The grip, sir"
Go home" roared the lawyer. Go home.
and don't die in the offics"
Then the lawyer fooled with the steampipes
TO get the temperature exactly right, couldn't
satisfy himself and put on his cost to keep from
catching cold. He tried to finish mis- legal work.
but his temperature roe. and ne gave it up. He
n ade run for the telephone. called up livery
stable and asked for a carriage.
None in was the reply.
What's the matter?" be asked.
The grip. All out at funerals"
He gave the telephone wild ring and called
for the family physician, meanwhile buttoning
his coat up.
rs DR.. Quuine n?'' he asked.
Yes, sir was the reply.
Tell him to 20 to Lawyer Jones' house at
once: I'll BE- there before he can get there"
He can't"
why not?'
The grip
The lawyer turned his collar up, went down
stairs got cab. shut the windows, aud shiv.
cred all the way home.
He was in bed three days aud hasn't talked
about imagination since.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
Jones n eads an Adviser.


Lieut. Gov. Jones, of New York, is am
bilious to be governor of that state, and he
is therefore a Jealous worker for the gubor-
material nomination OF his party Thus far
he has only succeeded in making himsel f
the laughing stock of both political parties
He is very good sort of a man, how
ever, and If he had some one to advise him
when to talk and write letters and when not
to, be would stand some chance of getting
the nomination. Unless he adopts different
tactics, however, his name will not even be
mentioned in the nominating convention.
Quite recently a democratic club, well
known for its liking for Roswell P. Flower,
who is supposed to be a candidate for the
democratic gubernatorial nomination. sent
out circular inviting opinions as to the
availability of Mr.. Flower as a candidate.
One OF the circulars fell into the hands of
Lieut. Gov. Jones. who at once answered
it. He declared that if contributions to
campaign funds were a reason for nominal
ing man for the governorshlp or any
other office, Mr.. Flower had as
good claim to the nomination as any
other man in the ate, but he intmated
that, although he was not as rich as Mr.
Flower, he had, in proportion to his means,
made as large contributions as Mr.. Flower.
But he wished it understood that he did not
base his claim TO the nomination upon the
money he had contributed to help the cause
of democracy, but upon his faithful services
to his party, and that in the matter of serv-
ices rendered he was so far ahead Of Mr..
Flower that it would be waste of time to
compare their respective records.
Lieut.. Gov. Jones has spent SO many
years in selling scales by advertising meth
DDS that he seems to think that the more he
advertises himself the better his chances for
getting the nomination will be. He loses no
opportunity, therefore, to bring himself into
notice, and he is not particular about the
means he employs to accomplish that OBJ
ject. The fact that he amuses the people
more than be inpreSses them with his fit
ness for the office of governor does not seem
to occur to him. Eventually somebody may
take the trouble to Inform him that he is
becoming the butt of ridicule. and that he
is rapidly destroying whatever chance he
may have for the nomination.
puI inc canuldate the Democratic party
may nominate may be neither Jones nor
Flower. 1t is believed that Gov. Hill is pre-.
pairing to take the no niaation himself, and
be has so firm hold upon the p Utica
mac Line that be can have the nomination if
he wants it. He has not qualified as United
States senator, and that fact indicates that
he has not yet made up his mind whether
be will submit to being buried in the
Senate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
Acting as a nominal president of a

Acting as nominal president of a pro-
spective but somewhat intangible univer-
slty in Utah with great aspirations and no
assets does not seem to please the vigorous
Sam Small So he has peremptorlly re-
signed his position as general hustler for
cash, which he claims is owing to the I'M
reasonable expectations Of the board of
directors, who, with serene confidence, have
been relying upon him to earn all the
money for building purposes, and promptly
turn it over to them-in exchange for the
lofty honor of being president. They seem
to be altogether too much disposed to hold
the Rev. Sam to a rigorous accounting for
all funds he may earn. Therefore he
regards them as altogether too thrifty
Hence his retirement.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
Al Outraaad Doctor

An elderly lady, who was very wealthy, and
who had very inflated idea of her own impor.
lance. says the htsh Times, owned pet m n
key which suddenly became quite i'll. The lady,
whom we shall call Mrs. Portly Pompous, had
the assurance to send for one of the most prom
When the doctor was introduced to his patient
he was very muca enraged, but he did not be-
tray it. He examined the sick monkeys pulse,
anu asked the usual questions. In the corner of
the room was little boy, grandson of Mrs
PortlY Pomnous. The doctor approached the
boy, examined his pulse and then said soemnly
to the LADY,
Madam, your two little grandchildren are
suffering from indigestion. Give them light
food, with plenty of exercise. and they will soon
come around all right"
After the doctor had said this he bowed him
sAlf out, with q feeling that ne had in meas
ure indicated his pro fess onal ignity The bill
winch he sent in was so heavy that Mrs Portly
Pompous, who is somewhat stin ", almost had
a fit herself over it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
Solving a Mystery,

A woman boarded a Crawford street car the
other day with a basket which had an old check
apron tied over the top. She sat down near a
boy with bundle, says the Detroit Free Press,
and he no sooner saw the basket than he con-
cludel there was mystery concealed u eren
For the first five minutes the woman watched
SO osely that he could do nothing, but the car
finally came along to where street band was
playing and she half rose up to see. AS she
did so the boy uAtied the string and raised the
cloth
Land O massey, but what's that:" shouted
man next to him, as ne jumped UP.
Look out"
Let her 60 Gallagher
stop this car"
1t was humping big cat. The cloth was no
sooner raised than out ne popped ran over the
mans knees. and during the next half minute
H. jumped all over everybody in that car. He
hnalIy came to tue rear door, uttered q
"spish," at the conductor, ami made long
Jump INTO the street, aud ran up q telegraph
pole Everybody looked at the woman and her
basket, and she ran out aud got off without
stopping the car. Then everybody looked at
the boy, and feeling that speech of some sort
was demanded by the occasion he said
Who'd thought of cats? | s'posed it was
new maple sugar or popcorn"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
PERSONAL.

TESNYsoS was once asked to supply dozen
birthday poems OF eight lines each for 1000
guineas He refused.
NINE. JASAUscHEK says there is no legitimate
tragedy on the stage because people would
rather laugh than think
GUsTAvE COQUELIN. a brother Of the French
actor Coquelin. win marry Marion Boyd, a
wealthy New ork woman.
MISS GRACE HEBARD Of Cheyenne aud Mrs
A:V. Quinn Of Evanston are appointed regents
OF l. q state University OF Wyoming.
The Golden CLUB lost one Of its Oldest mem
beers by the death of Prince Napoleon. He had
been on the books of the club since 1859.
THEODORE THoSAs is stout and has peculiar
sidewise movement in his gait. In conducting
so long be has not forgotten the fact that he is
also t1ne viOl1nist.
Elk CONGRESSMAN La TOILETTE of Wisconsin
has accepted an invitation to speak before the
American Protective Tariff League, at the an
nual banquet in New York on May 60
EDITH KINGDOM, who is now Mrs. George
Gould, is prettier, roster and more bewitch-
ingly attractive than ever and is the chief
charm OF the palatial home she adorns-
JUDGE GRESHAM not infrequently rides on the
front platform of a Chicago street car; and at
least one driver has admitted that the justice
knows vastly more about horse than he does
EMPRESS FREDERICK may be German by mar
rage, habiIauion and association, but this d)es
not close her eyes to the advantage of having
the bulk of her fortune invested in English Sc
curitieS.
HENRY HART. one Of New York s railway and
steamship magnates, is over 50. bachelor, of
small stature. rugged build, aud is as active as
man of 30. He is said to be worth over
S50O1e000.
CAvENDIsH BEsTIScK. who died recently. was
an authority on art matters and collector of
objects of verlu. He usually spent many
weeks OF the year in Venice, as being the home
of everything artistic.
PHILLIPS Brooks regards merely selfish pro-
lection less important reason for restricting
immigration than our duty, owed TO other
nations, to stand guard over our development,
and thus insure the performance of our great
mission in the world.
SIR CHARLES dixie is AZ years old. He is a
man of average hight. with along, brown beard
and deep voice. He is wealthy capable of
hard literary work, a convincing speaker in
parliament and man of good manners and
exec lent taste in dress
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09

1t is not often that a Washington news
paper corresl ondent is sued for libel. But
an interesting case is on just now
pending In which Surgeon General
Hammond claims heavy damages from
newspaper for the statement recently
made that he had charged Mrs. Leland
Stanford 5000 for removing an ordinary
Wen from her scalp which other surgeons
are said to do regularly for $25 or less.
1t would be rather ma for the correspond
ent to prove his charge, even though it be
true, unless check was passed between the
senator and the surgeon.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09

Apparently there is no end TO the posi-
bilites Of the presidential cabinet. Now it
is a secretary of a prospective health de-
partment, with all ssible adjun ,ts aud
accessories that the politicians are clamor-
ing for. Such department as proposed
would necessarily involve enormous ex-
pense, and the advantages it would afford
over the present system are at best doubt
full. P ssibly it may be a necessity in the
distant future, but it is not so now. Until
there is an urgent need for it the expense
might as we'll be saved
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-09
addison's Disease.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer.
For the first time in many years two deaths
were reported at the health Office during the
week from what is known as "AldiSon's dis
ease" sometimes called the "bronze skin" dis
ease. 1t was first discovered by DR.. Addison of
Guys hospital, IN London, in 1885 and is CHAR
acterlzed by anRmia, or a deficiency of the
colored corpuscles of the blood, followed by
great and progressive debility, loss of appetite
faintness, tiabbiness of the muscles and a pecu.
liar brownish discoloraton of the skin. IL ia
associated, though not invariably, with disease
OF the super-relal capsules. two small due less
glands placed in close proximity 70 the kidneys,
IL usually attacks people Of middle age. both
sexes alike, is of two months TO two years
duration and always proves fatal The leading
physicians OF the world are At loss 20 account
for IL, as an autopsy showed that nothing was
diseased or disturbed except the super-renaI
capsules as already stated. The fact that two
cases should be reported within a week caussd
quite considerable stir among our local
physicians