The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-11-26

Plungeiyourselfi into deepest despair,
What SO forbidding, as the good
wife's frown,
AS you go to your home from day
down town?
10 be sure, don't forget, and stop on
your way,
At McClatchy's store it surely will
pay,
''Yes," said witness, 81 we'll re-
member the defendants mother cry
ing on The occasion referred to. She
was weeping with her left eye, (the
only one she had in fact,) the tears
were running down her right cheek"
"What ?" exclaimed the Judge,
GLOW could that be-" "Please,
your Honor, she was so awful cross
eyed" Yes, End cross every way,
but remember she was not custom
er OF McClatchy's Store.
Mr.. Bunting, said the doctor,
81 fear your wite's mind is gone"
81 shouldn't WONDER he replied !;
1'she has been giving me piece OF
it every day for about twenty-five
years." And no doubt he deserved
it, tor | expect 1t was about all she
had to give.
A man and his wife are buried
in the same grave, and the stone
bears the inscription, '"Cheir war
fare is Ger" and they would have
surely lived to this day if they mad
only bought their goods from Nc
Clatchy's Store.
The old deacon who surprised his
better half, with a china cup bear.
ing the inscription, "For a goo6 lit
tie girl" made mistake, but how
many people make mistakes, not
only in selecting their presents, but
in everything else they buy. Make
no mistake, but remember Nc
CATCHY can sell you presents from
Sets. up. Tin toys, china and glass
ware.
II tell you," said the canvasser,
"you have no idea of the hard work
there is in this business. 1t is either
walking or talking from morn till
night" "Beg your pardon, | have
a pretty good idea of the talking
part of your program, if you will
only favor me with the walking part"
and he did. He walked straignt
to McClatchy's store. bought him.
self the best scent cigar in town and
went on his way rejoicing.
Now if l were to try to tell you
of half the new things we have in
stock you would see our folly, for
column in a newspaper wouldn't be
a beginning. l will only say this
much, we have just such an array of
useful articles as you will not find
anywhere else, 500 lbs of best fresh
nuts see our Raisins, the finest i'm
ported, buy you a box Of them; Cit
ron, currants, all the spices. Have
you made your fruit cake? We are
ready with everything for it. The
largest line of toilet soaps in town,
sell you ten cent cake for five cts.
Our cheese is just the best in Amer
lea. Anybody who enjoys a good
cup of coffee should try our parched
coffee, cheap enough for every one to
use it. Those who have used the
Vermicelli we have on band Will use
no other. Do you use "McClatchy's
Best" Flour, if not, why not? None
equal TO it. Our fresh Hams are too
good to talk about, try ono and be-
lievo me.
For Pickles, Sauces, all the cam
ned meats, Rare bits, Lamb tongue,
Honey comb tripe, ETC., Fresh crack
ers, among them Snow-fakes, Dat
Meal Flakes, Graham Crackers,
Sailed Crackers, Lunch Biscuit, and
so on, if we had the time or the
space we could talk you to sleep and
"the half had not been told" Let
me ask you to come or send your or
ders. Don't you need lamp? Now
is your time. The way we move
things out would make your head
swim.
Promising you prompt and polite
attention, will leave you expecting
an order for
ID. T. McClatchy's Store.