The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-03-26

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Uncle samnel's agents.
The Leavenwsfth TSpses 'seoopsd''
several other papers In getting over
into the alliance party nrst.
The proposition 10 call . eonstitu-
tional convention will be submitted
10 the people In November, lse2.
The Atehison reporters are max
Ing Q speciality nov Of fat travellers
who stop at the union depot In that
city.
Sherman county folks have re-
fused the offer Of . dIvvy Of the seed
grain appropriated BY the lsgisla-
turs.
Ambition 10 never satisfied. John
Craig Of Kansas weighs sT5 pounds,
bot he yearns 10 weigh Is pounds
more.
There are 5000 solored people In
Kansas, according 10 the completed
census returns. OF these 10000 are
voters.
Strange things occur even In
Atchison. A colorsd gentleman up
there accuses Q white man Of steal
ing his chickens.
Kansas IL always above the aver
aze. The average rainfall Of the
United States 10 298 inches, and
Kansas 80 inches.
Twenty-sIx Thousand dollars for
buncombs but not one cent for the
Worlds fair, 10 the way the Abilene
Reflector sizes % up.
A mockIng bird died the other
day 1t Independents which was 10
years and Q months old, according
to the family Bible Of Its owner.
Jerry Simpson IL now drawing
5000 year and IL . full hedged con-
gresham. This time last year Jerry
was marshal Of Medicine Lodge.
The senior class ct the agricultural
college this year will consist Of fifty-
two persons. Il will be the largest
class In the history Of the Institu-
tion.
An Albany paper publishes the
following item: "John Thompson's
dogs are all dead but twelve"
CalamitIes never come sIDgly in
Kansas.
The Lssvenworth Times Is work
ing to bring about . fusion Of the
colored voters and the Cltizens'
Alliance on the platform; anything
10 stir up . row.
The report that . movement 10 on
foot at Wichita TO convert one Of
the surpssfuoos colleges 81 that
place int an lnebrIste asylum 10
clearly lIbelous. Butte.
A reward Of IS has been offered
for the recovery Of the body Of Frank
Morris, who went up the river from
Lsavenworth IN o skiff Tuesday and
has not come down yet.
A weather prophet who promises
TO eut-prognosticate such men a.
Tee, Virgins, Lease, Elder ct a.,
has been uuearthed at Lawrence,
the Cambridge Of Kansas.
Even though there we're 551, 30
pounds Of sorghum sugar msnufast-
ursd In Kansas In 1880, the industry
10 yet quite remote from . demon
strAted commercial success
A Kansas woman began saving
dimes . year and . half ago, and she
broke her bank open the ether day
and counted out slls.To. she will
now proceed 10 spend them
More women will vote 1t the CON-
Ing election In Wichita than ever
before. The candidates for city
olfiees had better quit squirting TO-
baeco Juice on the side ualks.
The receiver Of the First National
bank Of Abilene has already declared
two dividends OF Is per cent each,
and believes that he will BE- able 20
pay the creditors 100 rents on the
dollar.
A Ksaruey county farmer with q
large family Of girls has sent forth IN
edIet that eseh young man that fire.
queuts his house through the winter
must contribute . load Of sawed
stove wood.
jeremiah Simpson II evidently
Jealous, since he pausss 10 remark
that he 10 dlsgusted with the
"fiunkyism" of tie press in report
ing the number and kID4 Of ducks
the president killed.
The Dickinson county high school
at Chapman has $50 students en-
rolled. Nearly all Of them are from
the farm. There are Eve teachers
employed. Tue tag In support d
the school II one mill.
Yes, Kansas has her troubler, In,
the rest-sil western states are moss
OF ieps Depressed; bet stand them d
. rov. and eo8p.risoa viii sboS
that Kansas, s-arosthy Kansas''-!
the best.-EmPersa Repabliean.
The boot-ieszrss at rarsons hay
been ksoeked clear out By th'
iointisI Il h claimed By the "B
L's," tbsa there are thirty places d
THAI town where . man esn gss any
thIss be wants from . glass q be-
do~a 20 . barrel % rot-ggt.
AtehIsos Potriot: There W@
rsmarkabis couple 81 the UniO
depot tbIs msruing. II vas Jeh
eehrimshsr, Who weighs - Poasd'
and his wife. Who vsigks 90 psssA,
Thsy arc fron Emporia, end wer
going On Tseamseh. Neh Whs
eehEsDshsr SIT By his vile IN q
Wasting reo1, he lsoksd 1lke
| psEmy beside . giant. Mira sshsim
shsr b oely 81 yssrs cd, aaA M
grow larger. An % her Fsisilys
ars iasTs. Her father vsishs ovs