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FUNNY SNAPS.

II don't know what to make OF it,
said Willie Washington, "but l can't
seem to get along nicely with Miss Pep
perton." whats the matter now? ~
Il tried to pay a delicate compliment,
you know, and sent her a box OF con.
fectionery with a card, on which |
wrote Sweets TO the sweet" "And
what did she do" "She sent me a
paper OF chestnuts and n card which
read ..Similia similiJus curantsr.'" Wash
ing.on Star.
Just the Reverse-"Of course, every
narrow-minded woman may be ex.
pected to oppose the sensible short
skirts and" ''0n the contrary YOU
will find that the most strenuous oppo.
sition will be from women OF large
understandings" Indianapolis Journal.
Mother: "Mab, when will YOU learn
something about cookery; / thought |
told you IN hour ago to stuff the turkey
with che%stnuts?" Nab: "Idon't care,
ma-the turkey wouldn't eat en- really,
! believe the poor thing is dead.n-New
York Herald.
Pardon me-" said the young man
when he stepped on the toe OF a lady's
slipper in the dance. Don't apologize"
said she; "beaux on the slippers are
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Noble Couuty's Vote.

Special DhpdfA 10 he hidIi9enctr.
Caldwell, O., Nov. 1.-THE election
OF yesterday resulted in n complete
scoop for tho Republicans OF Noble
county. The entire ticket was elected
by majoritics ranging from about IS TO
500. McKinlcy's majority in Noble
county is ovur 500, running about 200
ahead OF his ticket. Abbott, for State
Senator from tho Seventh, Ninth and
Fourteenth districts, received Il ma
jority Of about ISL. Williams, for Rep
resentatiyc, received n majority OF 81.
Johnson, auditor, 2Sj; Shankland, treas.
urer, 200; Parrish, sheriff, $50; Combs,
commissioner, 400; O'Bricn, inlirmury
director, 400; Mckee, coroner, 400. The
Republicans now have the village OF
Caldwell under their charge, and have
been painting the town to-day.
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A Lucid Definition,

Now and then n newspaper or politi.
clan speaks OF "Quayism" without TAX.
ing %thetroublc to define the word. Our
good friend tho Register does better than
this. 1t uses "Quayized' rs n word
and frankly and promptly accompanies
the word with its definition. A head.
line over Ohio and Pennsylvania cleo.
ton returns reads, "Both Quayized."
Under this heading is tho following
definition:
CINCINNATI, o., Nov. S-Thc election to-day
was one Of the most quiet, orderly, business. like
nld satisfactory ever held In Cincinnati since the
good old times when everybody knew everybody
10 "Quayizc," it appears, Is to do q
wholly praiseworthy thing. The INTEL.
LiGEScER commcnds to other newspa-
papers this excellent example OF the
Register.
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time consent to forget that Mr.. Cleve-
land was deaf to their Macedonian cry
about campaign time. Chairman Neal
must have Cleveland and Till IN mind
when he says ruciully, even spiteiully.
that he and Gov. Campbell had to carry
tho campaign all by themselves.
II Gov. Campbell retains his hold on
his party tho Ohio delegation in tho
next national Democratic convention
will be good missionary material for
somebody other than Cleveland or
Hill,
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fashionable, and We must stand any.
thing for stylp.u-T,rda !Sidtu1s

fashionable, and We must stand any.
thing for style. "-TErdS Siftings.
Excusable-Young mother: "Ilor.
rors! Here's M account in tho paper
OF II woman who sold her baby for l0
cents" Young father (wcarilyj: per
haps it was leething."-Ne York Weekly.
II will bet that woman's a terror
holding her own" was the remark at
the reception. "What makes you think
soY' 81 never saw one show more
backbone. "-Phldddphia Times.
what is the proper way to conduct
yourself when you are engaged? ~
Just MS though you we're not" sand
when you are not engaged?p Gust MS
though You were not."-Puck.
lilo (tcnderly): "Don't you feel chilly,
darling? Wouldn't you like my coat
to put around your" She (shylyj: 81
think your sleeve will be sufficient
BOstOn Courier.
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Special Dispatch 10 he InteRigacsr.

Special Di'patch 10 ue InteRigcncsr.
WASHINGTON, D. c., Nov. 4-West
Virginia pensions: original-11arman
Dietrich, William Broomhalt, Samuel
Edmund, David W. Hodson, John
Shcrrard, Samuel NJ. B. Schoolcraft,
Albert Campbell. Additional-John
W. McComas, Francis NJ. Duckworth,
John Bean. Elisha t. Jones, Lindsay
Blaker. William H. McCunc, William
A. Lawrence, David Roberts, John NJ.
Kinds, Dennis Lainhart. Increase
William II. Jordan, lIczckiah 7. Tough,
Richard j.. Morgan. Reissue-Jona-
than J. West. Widows, etc,-Caroline
Wilhide, 0snca Glover (mother).
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Some Other My Annlr,

Mr.. Cleveland is quick TO hop to the
front ard do somo chirpins suggested
by the disaster OF his yart!y in Ohio.
lie wishes it distinctly understood that
chad nothing to do with that misad-
venture, ard that an eighty-ccnt dollar
finds no place in his individual plat
form.
This is all very nice if Gov. Camp
bells Ohio friends about convention
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THERE need be no apprehension in
Losdon that the Times may stir up
trouble between Great Britain and the
United States. In this country we un-
derstand the temper and the motives
OF that old scold, and something more
than its insane assaults will be necessary
to jolt us out OF the paths OF peace into
a state OF turmoil. But nothing shall
prevent our having some smiles over
the behavior OF the Times.
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The New York Herald seems to think
that Tammany has arrived at the be.
ginning OF the end. The friends of hon.
est government everywhere will hope
SO. The Tammany OF to-day could give
points to the Tammany Of Tweed's
time.
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Can't you imagine the howl OF rage
and disappointment that escaped from
tho British lion when he heard the
nows from Ohio? Tho British lion is
not in love with our friend Mckinley.
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OBSERVE that Chairman Hahn has q
long head very wide between the ewes.
When no figures his pencil is engaged
with facts. We shall hear moro OF Mr..
Hahn, who has a right to crow in this
hour Of the victory OF his forces.
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one OF the most polite campaigns
made in Ohio was that OF Mr.. Heinlein
in Belmont county. He refused to be
steered by the Democratic committee,
went his own way, and goes to the Leg
isiature by a greater majority than Nc
kinley gets in the county. Men are
judged by results, and the results in Mr..
Heinlein's case vindicato his plan OF
campaign.
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Certainly, in one instance, it does.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the great protec.
ton against the dangers OF impure
blood, and it will. cure or prevent al
diseases OF this class. 1t has well won
its name OF the best blood purifier by its
many remarkable cures.
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Special Dispach 70 he Inttlt3eaccr.
CALDWELL, ONO, Nov. miss Rosie
kyler, aged ten years, residing at Elba,
ten miles south OF this place, was al
most instantly burned to death ycster-
day by her clothing catching fire while
sitting by u stove.
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PHlLADELnIA's Fourth ward, the BALI
wick OF Squire McMullin, y Randall
Democrat, instead OF giving the local
Democratic ticket the 1900 majority
that was expected OF it, goes the other
way by more than 400. This is interest
ing.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-11-05

Mr.. CLEVELAND is very sorry for Gov.
Campbell. He was not sorry enough
before the election to so to Campbell's
assistance. The same with Gov. Hill.
They both kept out OF the Ohio trouble,
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The election did something for the
governor OF Pennsylvania. If Pattison
ever had Il chance for the Democratic
presidential nomination that chance
has gone glimmering. Pattison and his
advisers shaped the Democratic cam
paign and it turned ont a striking mis-
~
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WHEN Governor Campbell feels like
taking a day off he may find'it interest.
ing to visit East Liverpool and compare
notes with the potters OF that busy
little city.
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FENiININE; NOTES.
slio Bosscd tho Job-Girls Getting Eve
With Penurious Young Men.

slio Bosscd tho Job-Girls Getting Even
With Penurious Young Mcu.
A few days ago a woman led a man
into the clerks office at the court house,
says the Anaconda (NIont.) Standard,
and asked for a marriage license. She
was about eighteen years old and he
t~lirty-four. He stopped behind her at
4 respectful distance while she was an
swcrlng the necessary questions. When
the clerk asked the mans name and
age she answered ior him, and when he
was asked tor the names oil his parents,
the place OF his birth, etc, the woman
repeated the questions 10 him and he
meekly answered them. When the pa
pers were made out she paid for them
and took charge OF the license, while
the man followed her in search OF n
justice OF the peace. AS the couple left
the office some II remarked: "Some
women were born to wear pants, while
some men would become neither pants
nor petticoats."
John Smith, OF the Buffalo Express, is
responsible for that Young
women in Cleveland have formed n 60
ciety to get cven with the young men
who call upon them frequently but
never take them TO any place where it
costs money. When such q youth visits
a member OF the society she charges
him five cents tor entertaining him. OF
course the boys pay it rs 4 joke. The
money is put into q general fund, and
the girls will use it to pay their own
way to the theatres next winter. The
scheme is 4 good one, and is considera-
bly, cheaper for the boys than escorting
the girls themselves.
The Japanese young lady nov learns
fine manners, the etiQuet OF society,
and, above all, the arrangement OF flow
ers. Tho mistress OF n house who was
unable to arrange them would be re-
garded as absolutely incompetent to
take her place in the world; and not
only must she have the artistic sense OF
color and form, she must learned III the
deeper science OF their a~llegorical sig
n%iticancc. Flower language is one OF
the tongues in which she must be able
to converse.
Travelling saleswomen from New York
are subjected tc the gaze OF the curious
in Maine towns. The appearance OF
n was described in this style: "she
wore a soft felt hat, perched on a
shapcly head, and Boston eyeglasses on
q deliberately ~rctrousse nose, She was
a decidedly attractive looking lady,"
She wanted a room and her trunk from
abe railroad station, and she wanted
them right away. or she wouldn't stop.
She got them, and lots OF orders, too.
THAT was quite a romantic episode"
said Hicks, describing howa friend OF
his fell in love. "You see, he was a
salesman in shoe store, and when she
came in and tried on n pair OF shoes he
saw how neatly she darned the heels OF
her stockings, and he said then, She is
the girl for me- Sure enough, she was.
Interesting, ch?-BrooEiw Life.
Women's Wristbands are more richly
ornamcnted than usual in Paris. One
OF blue silk had birds with outstretched
wings worked with diamonds. Others
had from six to twelve rows of pearls,
with diamonds ut regular intervals, and
divided by four or five buckles made of
colored stones closely set.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-11-05

NEXT year We shall have some cleo
ton fun OF our own in West Virginia.
Meanwhile We may put in our spare
moments learning about the new cleo
ton law.
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The Present Irish Ilnn of Comn,,

>SN q iuh VI Suulpl1Sn
Yesterdays proceedings at Water
lord can hardly encourage the friends
OF Ireland. Indeed it seems that in
these days it is impossible for two or
three lrtshmen to meet together in Ire
land without the demon OF discord be.
lag with them.
Men who know how Parnell in his
later days stood in the way OF the
progress OF the irish cause will not be
silenced. Men who stood by Parncll to
the last, who were for Parnell right or
wrong, will not listen to them.
So 1t results that mob violence pre-
walls. The horsewhip is used, the
blackthorn is piled, stones are hurled,
and part OF the Irish party is in the
hospital. All this is bad for Ireland
and very pleasing to the Tories, who
take note that Irishmen are saving
them 4 deal OF trouble.
1t seems as though the present gen.
Grafton Of leaders and aspirants to lead
ership must pass away before the cause
OF Ireland can regain its lost strength.
1t cannot thrive and grow lusty on dis
sension.
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TIE man who won an election hat
may have TO larry awhile until his
head be reduced 10 fit it.
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THEY were not selling thrce-cent tin
cups for ten cents IN Ohio this wear.
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TIE Democratic nominee for governor
carries Massachusetts by about 5000
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Minis, OF Texas. did his Ohio grind
ing all for nausht. This is sad to think
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THE verdict OF the Buckeye state is
that VIC can make tin plate in this coun-
try. 1t is q Just and honest verdict.
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4 Lato Admission.

Pennsylvania politicians are %consol.
ing themselves with the truthful re.
Election that theirs is a Republican
state anyhow. II they had admitted
this before the election and made less
fuss about their ability to carry the
state, they would not at this time DO IN
so humiliating a condition.
Pennsylvania is always 4 Republican
state by a sweeping majority when Re.
publican leadership does not fool the
State away. This time Democratic
leadership more than made up for any
flaw on the Republican this. And the
prompt and determined prosecution by
Republican officials OF Republican de-
linqucnts completely took the wind out
OF the Democratic sails, leaving the
Democratic craft stranded.
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The highest praise has been won by
Hoods Pills for their easy yet efficient
action. Sold by all druggists. Price %
cents pnr box. 4
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plurality, and tho Republicans elect the
remainder OF the state ticket. Is this a
Democratic victory to jubilate over?
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lily MD TIL NAIN ST. nos
Wheeling Bridge & Terminal Go.
OFFICE OF GENERAL MANAGER.


Children under G years OF agc will be carried
free when accompanied by adults. Between d
years a1d l. yGnrS. half fare. Communication
tickets, except individual monthly tickets, nre
good 10: bearer or my party not exceeding ten
in number. Individual monthly tickets will be
good only for the individual o'wh0n issued
and for the month in which Issued. Arrange.
lncnts for special trains viii be made on appli.
cation 10 Nj. James i. TG,lssig, at Union PaSscn-
ger Station. n. ". EAiltS, General Manager.
,,bt .
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WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED
w Salesman 10 sell IN connection with 9th.
or business, our line Of Jeans. Cottonnics, Cassl.
mere. Dress Goods. Cling nWs direct from IhIla.
uciphia loom, 70 The remil trade on commission.
Address MANUFACTURER, Box l3l nyn
Mnwr, Ia. ocgl.s
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

7 0ST = A PUG DOG FROM
IATwoliih street WcdncsdNs-orulng. Reward
VIII be paid by returning 10 Mrs. j. X. Polk.
head OF Twelfth street. nos
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tpaily, except Sunday. @Daily.
No; u will Start from Martins Ferry only, on
S sundays :
The Company reserves the right to vary from
the above lime table ut pleasure.
ocel N. w. EAYRS. General Manager.
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Mountain Waif..

Special Scenery. Strong Cast. Genuine poctv
Mountain Pony and Burru.
priccs-Orchcstm Chairs. 30 cents: Dress Clr1c
s. cents: Gallery. - cents. Seats on sale M az
Tiers store, 1867 Main Street. no'
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E'UK SNLT-BKIGIfT BAY HORSE,
4 10 hands high. very gentle and god driver,
suitable for family use or delivery wagon al a
great bargain for a few days. The reason for
selling, want OF use. Inquire at Davis 4 Welty's,
corner EIghteonth mud Mhrket SttoQis. moi
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-11-05

Women's Wristbands are more richly
ornamented than usual in Paris. One
OF blue silk had birds with outstretched
wings worked with diamonds. Others
had from six to twelve rows of pearls,
with diamonds ut regular intervals, and
divided by four or five buckles made of
colored stones closely set.
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WANTED - by GENTLEMAN,
wv board In private family. sixteenth,
Seventeenth or Eighteenth streets preferred.
AddfoSs BOARD" IsTEiIiGESCEn Office. nos
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Crane and Wine Chat.

Purchasing wines Without comparing quali-
ties is obsolete on the Pacific Coast. The re-
suit is that people obtain the best value for
their money Our arrangements with a number
of growers of California fame are such that we
have at all times the most complete assortment
in the East of the highest grades of wines for
our patrons to select from.
We call attention to our Santa Rosa Claret at
SO the dozen from the vineyards of the presi-
dent of the California State Viticutural Com
mission, l. De Turk, who is known as pro-
gressive winter of long standing, and his wines
are reliable and made from accepted grape va
reties. e. q. PoHNDoRFF & Co.,
III Fifteenth street.
Telephone 915-3
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CHIMPANzEEs WITH TORCHES.

Wonderful Story of Their Performances
Vouched for by Emin.
The Msongwa forest'is infested by tribe Of
chimpanzees of great stature, who make almost
nightly raids on the villages and little planta-
tions of the Mswa natives, carrying away the
bananas and other fruits, says Stanley in his
book. There is nothing very remarkable about
this fact, since many kinds of animals make
pillaging forays upon the habitations of men;
but the surprising part of Emin's narrative is
the statement that to these thieYing raids, the
chimpanzees make use of lighted torches to
hunt out the fruit.
''If had not myself been a witness of this
spectacle" !" Mr.. Stanley reports Emin as saying,
"nothing would ever have made me believe that
any race of monkeys possessed the art of max
ing fire.''
On one occasion, Emin says, chimpanzee of
this intelligent tribe stole drum from the huts
of his Egyptian troops and made off with it,
beating it as he ran. The monkey took the
drum to the headquarters of his own 'people,"
who were evidently much charmed with it, for
the Egyptian soldiers often heard the monkeys
beating it vigorously, but irregularly. Some
times IN the middle of the night some sleepless
chimpanzee would get up and go to beating the
drum.
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ForMalaria, Liver Trou-
bic, or Indigestion, use
BROWN S IRON BITTERS

Our G. w. SO calf shoe.
National Hotel Shoe Store
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BOOKS AND AUTHORS.

ARCADE ECHOES. This pretty little vol
ume. from the press of the J. d. Lippiucott Com
pany, Philadelphia, is made up of poems selected
from the Virginia University Magazine from
1859 to 1890. They have been collected and
ranged by Thomas L. Wood, and the volume is
dedicated to the memory of the lamented Henry
w. Grady. The compiler in putting these
metrical efforts of the students of the University
of Virginia into book has done work which
will no doubt gain for him the gratitude of thou
sands who claim that famous college their
alma mater The poems show that the arcads
were not unvisited of the muse. Most of them
have the usual characteristics of boyish essays in
meter. The thoughts they contain are familiar to
tr1teness, and they are not expressed with clear
ness, elegance, nor force. But there a few
which show real poetic feeling and consider
able knack of graceful versifcation. Such are
Long Ago." by c. B. Sinclair; "a Beaux
Yeux," by Zetc; Love and Death, signed a."
and Reflection" by Edmund Watson Taylor.
1.-THE F1rt." short satirical dramatic comedy in
rhyme, with which the volume closes, also shows
good deal of cleverness. But good or indiffer-
ent, the verses will be read with pleasure by all
graduates of the university, in whom they will
awaken tender and merry recollectons of the
old college days, For sale at Brentanos.
A CHILDS ROMANCE. By Pierre Lott.
This French sailor poet, who never wrote verse
because of the contempt he acquired for it
tnrouRn reaulng the slckly love rhymes OIL
schoolboy friend, tells in this volume the simple
but charming story of his childhood. The book
is exqusitely written, is easy, graceful, poetic
prose. The pages glow with the restrained en-
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The incidents Of beautiful childhood are re-
called with tender regret and insensbly the
reader is led with growing interest through the
scenes amid which the genius OF Lott grew and
strengthened almost in solitude, except for the
birds and butterflies and flowers he loved SO well.
and nurtured by the day dreams Of the great
world beyond which he longed SO much to ex-
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