The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1891-09-14

| who nre proposinr a now tunnel under tina
Thames at Blackwell. which would DO little
! lsresr In diameter. although not nearly 40
long. have visited and studied the one at Port
| Huron and Shrnia
tits a croditabls piece OF engineering work.
and our Northern height ors Should take care
| not to allow II to be perverted Into an under-
ground route for Monaghan contrabards.
seeking to evade the Exclusion act.
| Tho Mugwumps OF tho Evening Post, who
are nothing II not British have got themselves
into state OF mind about the Golden Club,
the Ohio election. and Mr.. DUDLEY. formerly
an American Consul In ENGLAND. Our mind is
not to NEEDLE In the matter. II the Golden
| Club have money TO spend in Ohio. by all
means let them spend 1t. Major MCKINLEY
| will no doubt DO a. Glad Of It ~ Of the sub
| sidiary eloauence OF Mr.. ROGER y. MILLS.
| But merely for information We should like 10
learn something from Mr.. DUDLEY about GER
| tain Lord MossoS." by whom. as lie gives us
| to understand. the Ohio Democrats are to be
literally assisted 10 beat Major MCKINLEY.
Mr.. DUDLEY seems to have attended banquet
| given to this peer on his elevation to the peer
age: and he tells US that the noble Lord was
| previously known rs Mr.. LESTER q manufac-
tufer OF plush. who made ten millions Of dol
lars In ton years" at his business.
When was Mr.. LESTER made q peer. and was
he made peer on his promise to contribute
literally to tho defeat OF Major McKINLEY IN
Ohiop He certainly was not made peer be-
iore tho publication Of the poerage lists for
1891. In which his name does not appear.
Down to that time the title OF Lord Monsoon
Was borne by the head Of the MoNsoN family.
ona OF whose members ID we'll re-
msmbersd In Washington AS tho favorite
Secretary OF tho British Legation there
under Lord LYONS. Lord MoNsoN was long the
Liberal whip In the House OF Lords. and he
was rewarded for his faithful services by Mr..
GLADSTONE in 1886 with = step Ia the peeraes.
He now sits As Viscount OxENBnrDaE. But he
has never been reputed to be millionaire.
10 It possible that he can have been surrepti-
tiously and successfully conducting a plush
mandatory oil these years under the name
OF LESTER?
Another noticssble feature OF the New York
civil service REFORM -Ginnsdp Ills Jou,1GL ~
Another noticen BILE feature OF tho Dark Gen-
temnn with clovsn hoot and punRsnt odor
OF sulphur Is his passionate affection for holy
water
After the Hon. THOMAS COLLIER PnATT
has trampled on tho hottest feelings OF the
Hon. ANDREW DICKSON WHITE tho Hon.
JOSEPH DELLIaER MCCuLLAGH OF St Louis
thus insults the mourner OF Ithaca:
"The best thing that the New York Republican Con.
ven,ion did was not to nominate ARruR d. WHITE for
Governor"
ARTHUR WHITE! We shall hear OF Tom
WASHINGTON. EDWARD F. EDMuNDs. JonN
GRAHAM VEST. and JABEz b. McCuLLAG II next
Evidently Fame 10 not yet back from her
vacation.
The confidence Of the Porte hns been
shamefully abused BY ono PEHLlvAN. who. on
Hhns~ ntot- . IL l..
to catch thief was employed by the Sutan's
Government to bring the briennds to terms.
PEHLIvAN first attracted notice AS n successful
brlGand himself. but he was believed 10 have
retired from that limo OF business. and so he
was honored with command to go forth and
conduct the Governments negotiations with
the notorious ATHANAsIUs AMI his robber
band. PEaLrAN has not returned. and tho
Porto has reached the sad conclusion that he
has linked his fortunes With those OF ArHANA-
slUs and thereby complicated tho problem he
was expo c;ed 10 solve.
Mr.. BLAINE4s in that condi Ito OF fuctuat-
sny.6ins conc.rnins h.ui-Se.. ro'k TINE. '''',
Tho Republican Conventions In Pennsyl-
vania and IN New York seemed like asserting
some'hing very boldly concerning him.
The Hon. MOSES PUBLICITY HANDY OF
the Worlds Fair insists that he had trou bio in
recovering his passports ut a Moscow hotel
because OF his froat name. Major HANDY il
much too modest for q temporary citizen OF
Chicago. The fact is that the Moscow police
were instructed to dstaln him until tho Grand
Duke ALEXIS could run up from Homburg and
have private view o: those unique and I'M
rlvalled whiskers. The Gar was at Denmark
unfortunately. but hs sent Major HANDY tho
Grand Order for the Whlskers and tho decora-
ton OF First Class Chevaler OF the Capillary
Four Hundred. In tho matter OF decorative
ness. Major HANDY must be only q few points
behind Gen. EDWARD BuRD GRuDD.
Apparently there has been sufficient stir
ring about on the part Of the friends OF the
Hon. WILLIAM r. MORRISON OF Illinois to raise
him into greater prominence as Presidential
candidate. to make our esteemed contempo-
rary. tho Chicago Herald. EXPRESS it's feelings
on the subject: and they are to the OBJECT that
under no circumstances can W. II. MORRISON
be leader Of the Illinois Democrats again.
1t is impossible not to have certain SYM
pathy for that Michigan Methodist parson,
Brother ARNEY OF Saranac. who IL to be dis
cirlinsd for his fondness for fast horses.
Brother ARNEY has boon admonished before
~ to the error Of his ways aud has prom.
ised to reform. but he does like
horse that can 70. Why ia 1t moro wick
cd. any way TO have fast horse than
slow horse? Perhaps Brother ARNEy
creates envy among the owners Of steeds less
fleet than his. The minds eye secs Brother
ARNEY. clad In duster and wearing a solemn.
ministerial countenance. clucking to his
favorite plug and cracking into smile a. he
passes everything on the road. Brother
ARNEY should 10 dealt with gently. ELIJAH
was good man. but ne holds the record for
chariots.
The Hon. JEREMIAH SIMPSON, tho Sock
less Socrates OF Medicine Lodge. AYERS that
wei. e.. the Haysesd Socialists" will
soon be the lsw-makine power OF the country"
JERRY IL an interesting sort OF person. Not
content with being painfully ignorant and
laborously wrong about finance and political
economy. he has TO knock the heads OF Shall
and viii together. and punch English gram
mar IN the eye. What would happen to JERRY
II hs should accidentally get something right
some time2
=, Senator PLATT does n OF look we'll. The terri.
nal a ~ th