The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-12
BRIGHT BITS.

HERcULEs-I love you: will you be mine,
Omphale-Tes, but you must give up your
club.-PlGck.
oRoRKE.aHave you got the change for S5'
O'Brien-Sure.
o'ROrke-Say, lend me 90 will you'll arDer's
Bazaar
is THAT really the President over thereP I
didn't suppose he was actually as small as
that"
10, yes-in fact he is great deal smallerr'-
Puck.
DO YOU think those shoes are worth mend
mgr"
"ven, vas, If zole and heel tenn, and put
new uppers on TEN. The strings are still goot"
Life.
sHARPsoN-Phlatz, what makes your nose so
redS
Phlatz-It CLOVIS with pride because il never
pokes itself into other peoples business.-Chi-
cGgo Tribune.
that parrot there the wife of the other parrOti
Little boys father (sadly)-Yes, my son. Don't
you see how much larger her bill is ?-Clo thter
and FItrniSheT.
DOLLY VARDEN-Tm allowed to sit up till Q
O'Clock now, cause I'm years old
Freddie Sparkle-Hah. but l was allowed to
sit up all night, last night, cause l had the
cramps.-Smith Gray Monthly.
A GIRLS a siren OF such Turing mien,
That to be loved needs but to be seen;
But seen too oft this fact Is sure:
We first embrace, then pity, then endure.
-Cincinndb Times Star
Miss ORPHENN-Uncle. what stone is most
suitable for an engagement ringf Mr.. Swelded
has given me the privilege of naming the stone
Uncle Cutshort-Well, my dear, il you're en-
gagged to him, think you'd better get a tomb
stone.-Jetceler'S Weekly.
JOHNNY HoJAcK-Papa, Utah doesn't touch
the ocean, does it?
Hojaok-No, my son; Utah is an inland terri
tory.
Johnny Hojack-That's what thought but 1
heard some one say it was a marry time terri
tory Chicago Inter Ocean.
miss BIANKLKIGH, the daughter of the we'll
known republican representative in congress-
will leave the capital in a few days for her
home. She will not return next winter" read
the society reporter from his notes.
Hold on there" interrupted the city editor
Don't let that last sentence get In. That ain t
society that's politics. ~ Washington Stor.
HoKEM - Haven't you got that office yet,
Pokem?
Pokem-No, haven't, and amt likely to get
Hokem-Don't despair. man. Remember. IL
you want to make port in a boat when the sea
is rough you must keep up courage and pull
with will.
Pokem-Yes that's all right, but it don't 20
on the sea of politics. If you want an office
you need to will with pull.-ChicGgo Times
GERMAN POET having loaned small
amount TO friend tOund IL very Qif1cult to col
lect the same, as his friend failed to recollect
the incident Meeting his friend in need the
poet said:
IF you don't pay me that II pfennigs which
you owe me shall have to resort to extreme
measures"
And what may they be2'
I'm dedicate my next poem to your honor"
The FREUD turned pale and shelled out alb
ruptly.-TeroS Sittinos.
PETTED WFE-O, you darling! This is Just
the present wanted. It's seal, Of course.
Wicked Husband-N-o. it's plush.
What plush? You promised TO get me
seal"
III know it, my dear, but on account of the
Boring sea difficulties seal has gone down until
it's as cheap as dirt, and plush has gone OPP
terribly up-costs an awful lot; SO / bought
plush.''
30, how kind and considerate you are, my
dear! Inever thought of that. Isn't it lovelyf''
Spare Moments.