The Dispatch. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1891-1895, 1891-08-05
SPANISH FORK.
Her Democratic Managers
Work Like Beavers.

W VI ~ O1Os
The Republicans Knew Their Fate, But
Met it Like Men-The Way Clear to the
Hill Top of Common Sense.
Election day passed away very quitely.
No disturbance Of any kind noticed,
Everybody seemed kind hearted and
sociable. Early III the forenoon the Re-
publicans knew their fate, they met II
like men. Some of them realized the
mistake made and are NOW ready to
aid the better cause. Reason with
them has triumphed over sentiment and
now the way is clear to the hill top OF
common sense,
The Democrats here in TIE might OF
their independents worked Ike hedy-
ers. ChiitIins Willard o., James Ii.
VIM. B.. Friend Tommy, Young
Tennessee, +" and many others, under
the systematic direction OF the first
named, handled the machinery OF the
campa "a with master hands, result
ing in the wonderful proportion OF four
to one.
Just credit is due our late election
judges for their promptness, gentle
manly bearing and honesty TO everyone.
At a supper table last evening, whsn
it was known that Democracy was
ahead. gentleman, well-known in
Legislative circles. so far forgot himself
as to substitute the following patriotic
sentiment-lin lieu OF tie usual
.'Thanks":) Lord | thank thee tHat
the Democrats are on top" First as.
constituent, then smile, then a burst
of laughter.
Spanish Fork, Democratic; Provo
and Lehi, IIa, ha. Democratic; Payson
American Fork, Pleasant Grove and
.4Ipins Democratic. Utah county Dem
Ocratic!
Go ring the bells.
And fire tine guns,
Aud fling the starry banner out.
Shout Freedom Iill your !!..sping ones
Give back their cradle shout
OF Freedom, lia. Ha.
King is sovereign.
Wilson HOSTS Education" at the
masthead.
Irvine SAYS: "a man is man for a
that"
Jones Proclaims - etrenchment.'
Abel slew Cain in sef-defsnse and
now all is serene and grand.
The insignia OF American manhood
tri colored flag OF national process and
Democratic success was proudly worn
Yesterday by the patriots OF progressive
thought and independent action.
Boundless enthusiasm filled every
Democratic heart last evening when
the telephone announced victory to the
party whose spirit breathes life IN
every step OF human progress.
Five Liberal votes only. The stream
of hate is running dry.
Two thirds of the registered voters
cast their ballots yesterday. Most OF
the other third were absent at work
and the majority OF them are Demo
clats.
Only ffty-four Republicans. Just
think of it, AT the next election
their party will score a less number.
Intelligent thought will redeem them.
J. A. r.
TOO FULL OF JOY TO TELL IT.
The election-but wait minute.
Ha, ha; he, he, he; no, no, no! Provo
Democratic, 442; Republican Tor high
tariff 264; Liberal (disfranchisement)
los. he, he. Santaquin-Democratlc.
81; Republican, .; Liberal 3. He, hel
American Fork, three prongs-Demo
cratic, no, no, III; Republican, l24;
Liberal, %; haw, hawl Spring Lake
Democratic, II; Republican, 0000; Lib
eral, ,. Benjamin land Ben did jam
in Democratic, 40; Republican, 10;
Liberal, y.
Stop your racket and let me finish.
Paysonl hal ha he! hel hi hi! no! no
Democratic III. Repu- he-he-blican rs.
Liberal jun jun, "A. Spanish Fork,
four prongs, Democratic, take my
suspenders, 222; Republican, 81; Lib
erai ,ughl) 5. SalemI Salem! Salem.
where the opposition victory was going
to be stupendous, Democratic u; Re
publican lhaw, he, ho) 35; Liberal
hold my shirt, please!)
O, can YOU receive and hold my eX-
pressions of reciprocal attachment, as
they cluster around this debilitated
mass OF haw, haw, haw! Il wish YOU
would let me enjoy myself without in
terruption." Mass of the darn
dest combination OF he he
heoric achievements ever per-
formed by the grotesque cIvllizatino
as it refers to the elementary condi-
tons. But wait minute. | may get
things mixed. and rather than have a
-haw, haw, haw-oh, l must laugh.
But as l was saying, the last glimpse |
had OF a Liberal was When
| saw the extreme end of coat tail
Tapping around the corner OF a barn.
l had an itching desire to know-ha,
ha, haw, haw-who it was within that
coat. Some said, yes, and even whisp-
cred in language not to be misunderstood
heavens! what IA long word that is
there goes another button, and how
an, he, he-whispered in language not
to be misunderstood, r. T. 5. and NJ.
There my last sock is kicked off.
The physicician will be here in few
minutes. o how-ah The, he
sprinkle me with water. The Dem
haw, haw-ocrats carried Pay he, he
son The physician is here. Adoo,
Adoo. YET.