The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-09

Mrs. Bodger, and the food was partakcn OF in
silenoc.-LocoH Citi.en.
Under a "sketchy little thing" exhibited by
Jones there hangs printed card which bears
the words:
An apprecatlvc small boy added the follow
ing postscript:
''Take A AK
Symputhctic Cousiu-Ycs: IL must have been
refused Won.
Jack Van Brol;ep-It was a crushcr | felt
exactly A. though had been sentenced TO hard
labor for life
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ar could ,.,,o,i ,e.o,.ou -, ,.o,,, .,u,,o :. sat1
he: ,, % @ a. -. ~. ,D,,,,, :, ,oa' ,
.h,,mn .a ne nnsweren mNSn WAY na,is raI & On y9"f
hhii"o w" P'o's ~. ave" A"~ A'""'
co,s. Gov Ni,,h,r,.ro chou, f,ho,n,,aa.
vad ior e,yrbin H,see; ,ast MON N"o'''c'
Harold iiarrng,on" Dweam yanr tvow.crs
WIN "ThnIiu III, PThn,,unnd,,ov wo,.. D,y.,r, u,
NV ensostors Nevsh like TO awean Of M,
ancestors: they were MI twadesmen.".i .ie,ysle"s'
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soo,o., ,tor How, ,on,, aoos r.,,,as,s
Valet Forty davs. irs air. VIVID ''''' '''''
societv Wayy."Tcu wate mo mn ,vhcn
h"s'ci he'e'--'e" 1WN "''0"'
Some of the smariest men OH earth have not
had se suoiIuh IN placp n fair csfimute o. luon
ihomselyes~U UlIids Ners.
saw. viii YOU 6e minci
Shc--oh, how sudden! DO give me a little
time to think
WcHIorturc me no longer, must have your
SheOBnt why this has,eY
Hell cannot stay any longer. | have cab
waiting nj the door! !-Utr tK
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Gaddcr- Do yon believe May is an unlucky
fodder-No; consider 1t lucky. married
in May.
tiRddcr-And you've been happy ever slucey
| day after the honeymoon was over.-By00kiyn
| LUe.
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".,Sm .S w r,, III. nunuaI,. ,u,. ~ ., ,ta, -, =,
| ~ ro"iu huNu homc o"s 10 ulv,".c W,
rcpicd the unhappy man'-New fo'H Sun.
rur,.. povw,s vonr mana o,, II, ,ho war,
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he wnn5 bsys .ov II they me ah reedoa 10 III ""
smalI's Roy-Wss vour mana ont IN tho war ?
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| IN indiana's UanitoI NV Iss, 7i,y" ,,,,st IN,
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| Two years two veorsi
E,on, this sor, snon ,nust be rcal,v 6rcdy
| irl,o ,rns,,nrt IL rnunvin,, aud II mates m
very tIred icy
n u,rp,sov
There's one thing ! like about the Epis
copal Church, ssid higgins
.Eynrvtd" nv .,"' il ,xnec,ea IN ao those thlnc.
which he ought not 10 have done and to leave
nndone those things which he ought to have
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MI. lAWker ls u brilliant cohtroNcrsllst
nc n ~ lhtolcrhht plgot'
You thlnk roF
vi course no. ne never agrees WIN Wo y
anything. - t"Pt 70" I"W'
Lancashire newspaper tolls the fo1owln
good story; IAN old country gentleman r.
J turning Home rather lete, discovered n NOks