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The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15
HERE AND THERE.

Market the inferior cows, and let
the scrub calves go to the peddler. It
will pay you.
"A correspondent of Hoard's Dairy
man correctly thinks that "fewer cows
and more milk should be the motto
among dairymen.
Fourteen new cotton mills have re-
Gently been projected, but according to
the Boston Commercial Bulletin only
two of them are to be in New England,
while the rest will be built in the
South.
The butterine makers kick like a
ebay steer" at the idea of preventing
them by legislation from cramming
their dirty product down the throats of
those who eat at public eating houses,
but they must be made to be decent
Western Rural.
The nice, juicy lamb chop, cut from
well-bred, properlyfed Down lamb,
when nicely cooked, makes convert
every time, and the more such mutton
our farmers can produce and put on the
market the more call they will have for
it,
Look out now for the sheep-dip
frauds. They are as numerous as flies
in summer. A compound consisting of
ingredients, the effects of which you
know all about, may readily be made
at home. Do not buy or use any adver-
tised compound. Poison is in them all,
hence death abounds.
Chicago consumed last year, from
January to December Is, 172, 464 calves.
This is in round numbers fifty per cent.
more than was used the sprevious year,
and nearly four times as many as were
consumed in the city in 1885. Comment
is unnecessary. The figures alone are
sermon within themselves
The live stock in the United States
is valued at S2,33O, ,OOO,O 900, and that is a
single branch of the farmers wealth;
with the amount invested in grass, corn
and other feed not included; in the i'm
plements of trade, the horses, barns,
ETC., necessary to the business, this
amount would be doubled. The railway
bonds and stocks of the country are
valued at 81, 500, 600, 000.-Rural World.
There Is nothing on the farm that
helps or hinders SO much as the tools
used. To load a light slip of a boy with
a heavy, clumsy, uuhandy tool is to
make shirk of him at the start Give
him tool that is just right and he will
take pride in its use; he will put it in
| it's place when done with it; use it with
vim: do better work, quicker, and fee
that he is doing good job.-Rural
| World.
Running dairy of cows so as te
have them dry in the winter, and have
nothing to sell from them, when butter
and cheese are highest, is just about az
smart, financially, for dairy farmer
as it would be for a manufacturer Of
reapers to SO guage his business that he
would not have reaper to sell in the
early summer, and could only fill orders
late in the fall, when the snow was fly
ing, and there was no reapsng To do
Hoard's Dairyman.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15
Cne Mighty Truth,

Far more immutable than the laws of the
Medes and Persians is this, Health is the
blessing, priceless, above all others. With
out it who shall succeed! Small ailments.
temporary indigestion, construction. OF the
bowels, a chill, inactivity OF the kidneys
may, aye, do culmin,Se isastrously. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters chechmate these in
short order.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

!'Now GOOD digestion wait on appetite,
and health on both" This natural and hap
py condition Of the mind and body is brought
about by tho timely use Of Prickly Ash Bit
ters. While not a beverage in any sense, it
to the debilitated system all the elements
required to rebuild and make strong. II
YOU are troubled with headache, diseased
liver, kidneys or bowels, give it trial, it
will not fail you.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15
Tourists.

Whether on pleasure bent or business
should take on every trip bottle of Syrup
of Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and 81
fectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels
forms Of sickness. For sale in soc and 81. O(
bottles by all leading druggists.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

DON'T use mercury and iodide of potash
for blood Diseases If your blood is bad DR..
John Bulls Sarsaparilla will quickly restore
it to healthful condition. 1t is the best
vegetable blood purifier in the world, and it
never leaves any evil after effects. 1t is
pleasant to take and exhilarating, yet dis
continuance of its use will not cause acrav-
ing for more.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

DoBB1Ns' Electric Soap is cheaper for you
to use, if you foUo,p directions. than any 9TH
er soaps would be if gtuen to you, for by its
use clothes are sdued. Clothes cost more
than soap Ask your grocer for Dobbins'.
Take no other.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

INNocENT-"Why do the gentlemen al
ways go out between the acts at the operal"
Wiseacre-''My brother says to getan opera
glass" "-Buffalo Express.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Carter's Little Liver Pills. Forty
pills in vial; only one pill dose.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

II would be most unreasonable woman
who Should demand of her policeman lover
that he should give up his club.-Boston
TRANSCRIPT
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

ACCORDING to the doctrine of the survival
Of the tittest, the last man will undoubtedly
be a tailor.-Rochester Talisman.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

The man who is long time making up
hit mind may arrive at a correct Judgment;
but it is generally too late to be of any use
to hiut,-Puck.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. Csc
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

WHY don't you try Carter's Little Liver
Pillsa They are a positive cure for sick
headache, and all the ills produced by dis
ordered liver. Only one pill dose.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

For THROAT DISEASES, CouGHs, COLDS,
etc. effectual relief is found in the use of
"Bro,cn's Bronchial Irochcs." Price 25 cts.
Sold only IN boTes.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

WASTING away, growing thinner every
day. Poor child, won't Mama get you abox
of Dr. Bulls Worm Destroyerss
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

AN intellectual present-giving one
piece of your mind.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THE locomotive fireman, no matter how
high he rises, always has tender recollec-
tions.-P!ttsb sburgh Post.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THE absence of soft water is no excuse
for drinking hard.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

An open secret-the one you tell your
wife.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

WHY cannot.a woman become success
full lawyers Because she's too fond of CIV
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

DISTINCTION with difference-cupid and
cupidity.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15
DURIFY YOUR
I BLOOD.

But do not use the dangerous alkaline
and mercuriaI preparations which destroy
your nervous system and ruin the digestive
power Of the stomach. The vegetable king.
dom gives us the best and safest remedial
agents. Dr.. Sherman devoted tho greater
part Of his life TO the discovery Of this relia-
BILE and safe remedy, and all its ingredients
are vegetable. He gave ii the name OF
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

ALONE exhibition-an old maid. -Texa.
siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THERE is a great deal of back talk in the
phonograph.-Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

ADVICE to the housemaid-"ge up and
dust.n
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THE song "They're After Me'' is catch,
air.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15
EXTREMES meet-in a sausage.-spirit

THE men who shine are the men who have
had the hardest rubs.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

THEATRICAL managers lose cast when they
are away too much.-Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

SoMEwnAr.ironical-pokers.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

AN appeal to arms-''won't baby como to
papa7"
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15

RUM11uArrNe defeating ones words.
The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-04-15


name every one can remember, and TO the
present day nothing has been discovered that
Is so beneficial for the BLOOD, for the
LIVER, for the KIDNEYS and for the
STOMACH. This rsnedy Is now so well
and favorabIy known by all who have used
II that arguments as 10 lis merits are use.
less, and II others who require a correct.
i've to the system would but give II a trial
the health Of this country would be vastly
improved. Remember the name-PRlCKLY
ASH BlTTERS. Ask your druggist for It.
PRlCKLY ASH BiTTERS co.,
ST. LOUIS, MO.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The greatest latitude is observed in ar
ranging menus for garden par ties. Ere
quently. when the gathering is a large one,
nothing more than a cup of tea, chocolate
or coffee Is offered. with sandwiches or
waters, and olives or sailed nuts, accord
ing to Good Housekeeping. II served out
of doors it Is unwise to arrange for any hot
dishes. Salads, cold meats, jellies and ices
may he added to the simple refreshments
already suggested at the discretion of the
hostess.
Unless one has ample conveniences for
serving, it will be wiser to undertake a
light collation. and have 1t elegantly
served. Sometimes an immense bowl OF
lemonade, frappe or punch is placed on a
separate table and labeled into dainty cups.
Whenever the grounds are large enough,
and sufficiently shaded and screened from
the street, 1t is always prettier to serve the
refreshments out Of doors. Otherwise the
tables should be laid indoors, when much
more elaborate menu may be prepared II
desired,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Snow pudding may be made with one
third of package of gelatine in little
cold water, and when softened stir 1T into
pint of boiling water; add one cupful of
sugar, the juice of two lemons or one-half
cupful of wine, as preferred, when cold
and beginning to thicken add the we'll
beaten whites of three eggs. Beat all
lightly and smoothly together, pour the
mixture into a mold and set it aside to
harden. Serve in the center of a dish, with
a boiled custard poured around it, Make
the custard with the yolks of three eggs,
one pint of milk and half cupful Of
sugar, with flavoring to taste.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
Doing Up Lawn Dresses.

The best way is to obtain suds by dissolv-
ing shavings of soap in a basin of hot
water, then adding the solution to the
wash water This is especially to be done
with black lawn, which should be quickly
washed out in hot suds and Immediately
rinsed in water made quite dark with blue
ing 1t should bedried in the shade and
ironed while damp enough not to need
sprinkling. If starch is used it should be
made very blue and diluted till quite thin.
The dress should be dried in the shade,
then starched, and while still damp ironed
on the wrong side. 1t is often advisable to
set the colors in other lawns by soaking in
a pail of salt and water, or in pail OF
water in which little sugar of lead has
been dissolved; this latter especially &c
prevent blues from fading.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
HOME FOLKS AND VISITORS

Captain Tom Brown, United States
marshal for the State of Washington,
arrived In the city yesterday, and will
return TO his home at Tacoma today, going
out of his way as far as O'Neil's island to
land in the penitentiary couple of
Cinnamon caught in the county, who are
here illegally, and who will be held for
deportation to the Flowery Kingdom.
Captain Brown came here, especially,
to look after his very considerable real
estate interests in Fairhaven. He once
owned about 200 lots here, but has dis
posed of largely more than half of that
number The remainder he does not care
TO sell, unless he can obtain good figures
as he has perfect faith In the Focal City
He expresses himself as very much
pleased and no little aStonished at the ap'
pearance of Farhaven. 1t has been con
sideraby more than year since he wa
here. Indeed, the greater portion of thu
? city has been built since his last visit, an'
r he says that he was agreeaby disap
g pointed in the character OF the building
, and street improvements. He eXpecte'
to see quite an important place, but no
near so important as he finds IL
and the buildings are far su
prior to what he expected, Will
the street improvements he regards a
D admirable. Fairhaven, he feels sure,
Z to be one of the great cities of the Pacifi
/. Coast. He travels all over the state an
0 declares that Fairhaven is one of the yer
Q brightest places In the commonwealth.
Mrs. Brown accompanies the capital
here and both are guests OF the Hott
' Fairhaven, an establishment which the
most enthusiastically praise. Capital
: Browns health is very much improved
:. and from being an invalid ten or twely
c months ago he has grown quite robust.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Steam the cherries partly soft in very
little water, with sugar and stick of Gin
namon; then make batter. Take five
eggs, leaving out two whites, beat them up
with cream and -four and little white
wine; make it of the consistency Of pan
cake batter. Stir the cherries into the bat
ter Drop quickly from tablespoon as
evenly as possible into boiling hot lard, so
as to make the batter balls into round
smooth shape. Fry them of pale brown,
when take up and strew over powdered
sugar and cinnamon.
Soak one half pound of sliced bread in as
much cold milk as it will absorb; press 1t
out, and six eggs well beaten, two ounces
of almonds pounded, one-quarter pound OF
sugar, one-quarter pound of butter Cream
ed), and small teaspoonful of powdered
cinnamon; when these are well mixed stir
in one and half pound of cherries. An
inch deep tin must be well buttered, filled
with the mixture, strewed with sugar and
cinnamon over the top, with few sliced
almonds and baked slowly in a moderate
oven.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
THE SCHOOL BOND ELECTION

Out of voting population in the
city of from l,20O to 800, the vote
cast yesterday on the school bond ques-
ton was 1876, being 40 for and 1877
against. Thus it becomes plain that
the electiOnwas not even so much as an
indication of the feeling OF the people,
really, though in law the decision VIII
doubtless stand. 1t would have been
easy enough for either the pros or
cons-if such term may be allowed.
to have made 'still hunt and car
ried the election, and it is very evident
that those who opposed the bonds
were much more vigilant, active and
earnest than those who favored them.
Moreover, it became apparent to the
HERALD before the election was held
I that the result would be what 1T is,
not only because Of the apathy on the
' subject but because the majority hao
:. other reasons than the mere opposition
9 to the bonds for voting against then
or not voting at all. In fact we do moi
believe-and this is based on numer
Gus conversations held with persons
who voted against the bonds, or WHIT
= did not vote-that there was any serl
= Gus opposition to the bonds per sc
= but there grew up suddenly,
sentiment, based on mistaken ideas
9 with regard to the manner in which
the matter was presented, and in TIT
manipulation of school funds, ant
these opinions were frequently formed
without proper investigation. If, TO
instance, there had been a more defin
/, tie statement as to what the interes
on the bonds should have been, that il
TO say, if the interest had been estab
lished at per cent, and there hat
! been no excuse for harping on the II
per cent proposition, that would have
l. made a,great deal Of difference, ant
n il the report of the directors had beer
more in detail, voters would have beer
a better satisfied. If, for instance
: fifty tons of coal had been used by TIT
d schools at, say IS per ton, such al
item should have appeared on the re
port as 80 tons of coal a IS, 800,
n and so on, instead of appearing in al
d incidental aggregate. There ar
always people who take deep inter
est in digging up points of that KIM
IT to harp on. They have their follow
a ing, and neither they or the following
n take the trouble to investigate tn
details, but just go ahead making
A. their minute points and building
he prejudices upon them.
Now, however, the bonds are de
feated, to all intents and purposes
and if it was for the best, will appea
C. later on. The chances are, however
'e, that the direct special tax will be, a
ny this time, more onerous than tn
ay bonds would have been.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

SUMMER SUGGESTIONS.
About Floor Coverings, Furniture, Screens,
Cushions, Etc.

About Floor Coverings, FURNITURE ocreehs
Cushions, Etc.
1t will mark another advance when we
all come to recognize more generally that
a cool mating with rugs or an ingram
square is, for rich and not rich alike, the
second best summer floor covering, the
best being beyond qestion hard wood with
the same alterations.
There are so many beautiful willow rock
ers tete-a-tete chairs and other shapes
that one can easily select varied and
satisfactory assortment. Bamboo is now
wrought into tables, desks, bookracks,
cabinets and screens. You can furnish a
room beautifully with such belongings.
| Among the novelties in screens are those
of green glass for freplaces, painted WITH
yellow daffodils, chrysanthemums or mi
mosa Other screens in green velvet are
decorated with quaint Indian designs
painted in yellow, with draperies of sof
yellow silk as trimmings
A word about the cushions. Let then
be of chintz, cretonne, grass cloth, or ever
of butchers linen, but eschew velvet and
plush
A new idea Is to brighten the greer
stained furniture that has been creeping
into fashion with CLEANS of yellow as dec
orations
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The st. Joseph Herald says: "There
is nothing particularly surprising
about a Topeka man having bowel
trouble for straight year, as shown
by the drug store records. IL the
whisky the joints over in Kansas sell
was poured into hole In the ground
it would burn the bowels out Of the
earth" That editor is treading on
dangerous ground in such remarks, for
the reason that st. Joe sells a great
deal Of the drug store whisky to Kan
sas. The druggists may, however,
make it worse with their drugs.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
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HOW TARIFF rs A TAX"

The shibboleth of the ante-protec- !
tionists is Clevcland's parrot phrase,
"Tariff is Tax" The people of any
city might, with equal force, say
water is tax. Somebody has to pay
to keep up the water works, but,
nevertheless, it is free to all the peo-
pie for general purposes. No one is
going to make a kick about the ex-
penditure of water in extinguishing a
confagratiOn, no question what the
city pays for so much as is used at such
a time, and the fact is that the city
doesn't pay any more for water when
it is used TO put out fire or flush the
sewers, than when it is not required
for such purposes. The city pays for
the privilege of using it, If it should
be needed. The only shape in which
the tariff is a tax is in supplying the
wherewth to Intricate the gudgeons
OF government, and that is paid back
in the matter Of better wages for
American labor and handicraft, and in
protecting the working people from
pauperism. Protection is the never
sleeping sentinel that keeps the wolf
from the door.
Take this proposition, for instance,
and get away from it who can:
The population of the United States
in 1890 was 62,622, $50. That of free
trade Great Britain and ireland was
37,740, 2S3. Yet in the census year the
United States had only 81 ,265 paupers,
while there were in Great Britain and
Ireland 800, l55 paupers. Thus it is
seen that in great country with a
tariff, possessed of more than a third
greater population, it has A about 90
per cent. less paupers than a free
trade country. or course the free
traders will account for this discrep-
ancy 10y some specious argument based
on thin air. But they might just as
well say that in such proportion the
people OF Great Britain and Ireland
prefer to be paupers. 1t is just as
easy to say that as anything else, and
that would be about as true as any
other attempt that can be made &c
overthrow the argument for protec-
ton.
Not only is it true that Great Brit.
ain has comparatively a hundred times
more paupers than the United States
but it is also true that that and other
European nations have sent us al
least 70 per cent, at very low esti
mate, OF all the paupers we have, say
ing nothing of criminals and cranks
Despite this fact the census return.
are proving that pauperism is actually
decreasing in this country. Our tariff
laws not only help our own poor but
all the other poor, who are willing Il
work, and find their way to thes,
shores.
During the past ten years 5000. OU
foreigners came to this land OF tn,
free, and a much larger per cent. o
these found their way to the aims
houses than OF our own people. Will
all this influx 1t means good deal L
say that the ratio has been even, bu
when a reduction is made it means
great deal for the country. OF cours
millions are spent annually in privat'
charities that cannot be taken int
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Now some of the Eastern news
papers are making great outcry be-
cause Pennsylvania girl, Of high
social standing, married gambler.
Abstractly the girl made big mis-
take, in all probability, but the dis
elimination against our home gam
bling fraternity looks little unjust,
in view of the fact that one OF the
bellies, beauties and heiressesof Amer
lea married British gambler who
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Moonstone-Protects from harm and dan.
ger
Diamond-Fsitb, innocence, virginity.
Heliotrope-Causes the wearer to walk
invisible.
Psarl-Purity; gives clearness to physical
and mental sight
CatseyA-Possesses the virtue Of enrich
ing thA wearer.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
As TO BABIES

A Boston doctor says that this will
turn out to be year noted In the tide
of time for babies; the crop will be
unusually large in all the civilized ma
tions. 1t is to be hoped that the pre-
diction is made with reference to the
married folks alone, and not per
capita. Sweet and cOnfiding as these
lovable little things are the per capita
infant is thing not greatly desired,
even in families less completely regu-
lated than that of the father Of the
late lamented Tristrim Shandy, of
Sterne's romance. But to all who
have their warrant and charter it
ought to be be most welcome news.
The laggards who are yet in debt to
their country and to Father Time
should hasten to square themselves.
Keep up with the procession, nor let
the measles nor whooping cough, nor
scarletna nor cholera infantum pre-
vent you doing your whole duty.
Children are fifty called by Virgil "the
sweet rewards Of Venus"
Let those now bear who've barren been
before,
And those who've bearin' been bear all
the more.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Senator Pugh, of Alabama, says:
cleveland cannot be nominated or
elected president in 1892. Personally,
| connot say a word against him. 1t is
only his political views | am opposing.
His opinions on the silver question
and on monopolies are in direct antag-
onism to the interests of the Southern
and Western people. There is no pub
lie man, in my opinion, who is closer
to the interests of the "gold bugs" and
Wall street manipulators than Grover
Cleveland. John Sherman is granger
in his views compared to Cleveland as
TO the interest of the people against
monopoly and money power"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Mount Vernon News: II the citizens
will make reasonable effort there is no
reason why Skagit county cannot have a
fair exhibit at the Tacoma exposition.
All articles not of perishable nature will
be carefully preserved and shipped 10 the
Worlds Fair, at Chicago. The manage
ment OF the exposition are DESTROYS of re-
ceivIng samples of agricultural products
and minerals from all parts of the state.