The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-01-09
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

a WOmun uSfSI ltelo sure Oildu II luuu
is really loose until she knows that he's
tight-Elmira Gazette.
Do not Judge surface indication. The
wearer of a trained dress may herselfbe
very Wild Boston Transcript.
Say, friend stop takirg so many pulls
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never aflilates with the system. Sold
by Mannon s. Herrin. HOLY.
Every person on earth must have
some sort Of pet, even if it is nothing
better then himself. Dallas News.
Great difficulty will soon be expert
enced in deciding which of the two
cakes Of ice left at your door is the
milk Lowell Citizen.
Comel come to the new drug store
Mannon s. Herrin's--and get bottle of
The New South for collie, diarrhea, grip
ing, etc. HOLY.
A threshing machine trust in Chicago
is being chaffed considerably by the
reapers and binders.-New Orleans
Picayune.
Beautiful Iiars are the most danger
Gus. When man is as ugly as sin it
does not much matter what he says
New Orleans Picayune.
I told you che new drug store would
keep all the hrst-class remedies-Liquid
Cathartic Compound for the liver and
New South for summer complaint. [1y
Don't Judge a man by his looks. A
fast-looking man often turns out to be
slow in paying his debts -Yonkers
Statesman,
John Doe: Are you carrying mort
gage on your house? Richard Roe: Yes !!
and strange Co say, I'm carrying it be-
cause 1 can't lift it.-Boston Transcript.
To live 81 not to live is a question
which annually confronts the residents
of our low grounds and swampy dis
tricts. Take Cheatham's. Tasteless Chill
Tonic andlive to die noble death than
by commonplace chill.
A man hired a room under a doctors
Office, SO chat the doctors might work
over him in case of an emergency
Texas Siftings.
When it is remembered that the Apos-
tie Peter and others were fishermen, it
looks little odd, in helight of modern
angling, that they were chosen topreach
the truth. Philadelphia Times.
Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic is
now on the market Try it and be con
WINGED that it is the only real pleasant
effective medicine known that will in
every case cure the chills and fever. 1t
contains no quinine or poisons and is
sold under the familiar motto, "no cure
no pay"
The true gentleman is as brave as o
lion, and as gentle as lamb. Nobody
has seen the true gentleman for several
years, but that is what he Is, never
theless. -'Somerville Journal.
We claim some things for Cheatham's
Chill Tonic, but not everything. Il
will not cure softening of the brain OF
ingrowing nails Jutit will cure ehills-
cold chills. Guaranteed.
Jobs ailment never confined him t.
the house-he was continually "break
ing out. Boston Courier.
When afflicted with any Of the lniser
able skin diseases which make life
burden, try Hunts cure It is guar
anteed If 1T does you no good it vii
cOsU you noGnlnS'
II have the drop on yon, Said til,
rain to the man who had forgotten hi
umbrella. Washington Post.
All our readers will be pleased t
learn that Hoods Calender for 1891 i
now ready, and copies may be obtained
of the drug stores OF by sending 6 cent
, in stamps to c. Hood & Co., Lowell
Mass Hoods Calender has become S
popular that it is regarded household
necessity, and for beauty and utility
is unsurpassed. Three bright childre
playing musical instruments are pjot
, ured on the card, while the days an
, weeks and months are given in cleal
. plain figures below.
1t is easier to trace figures that lie i
. ledgers than to trace lies that figure j