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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

Tho pcculartios Of Norfolk speech
orc many. sometimes not n little pun.
ding, Two negatives do not make an
affirmative, II haven't no objections,
mn.atn, 10 what you say" Here Is an.
other fragment oi dialoguci
GLOW do you do pronounced
"dcw'). "John, borr
ivory we'll. / thank yc, Mary, NOR
What i "bor. aud what IL "morf We
ask OF otynologists and photographers
Dor Is the yocntiyc case singular
Of defective noun. Of which no other
ease. believe, exists. We might call
Il an c1plctiyc, redundancy, not
knowing what other function TO assign
TO H. "Mor" Is also the yocatlyc sin.
gular Of the nomnatiyo 'mawthor. u
great girl n young woman, female
hobby dchuy Tho mother Of a sickly
and ianoiiul daughter has been hoard
TO say My mawther, she do nothin
but eat thapes and dodmans.' Thnpes
hrc green goosebcrrics; dodmans, snails
Tho grammar Of tho Norfolk peas.
antry coniounds the first person slngu.
lar, present tense, indicative mood,
with tho third pcron plural Of the
same. Thus, they say' MY lord have
liver 40 much money, 50 he keep ivyor
% many servants and HOSES, aud drive
about In coach and four Ny lady
smilo livery time sho speak to me.
Tom Moody, the coaehnian, live In one
Of them there housen. AN tho Year
Round.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02
waAr foue oesrs WON'T %.
Disircs,lug Adventures Of = shopper its'
duccd 70 the credit system.


Dis,rcs,iug Adventures Of q shopper lie.
ducod TO the credit system
"Did you over happen to iiud your
self thrown upon the cold world with
only four cents in your pockctf said a
merry looking lady, one Of a group on
the piazza Of summer hotel
moi Well, ! have and do assure
you II Is not enough Absolute povcr' =
would b. bliss Ia comparison. ! con
slider Il the most aggravating sum one
can possibly be possessed o.
"one hot day started out 70 do
some shopping, and after taking nay
seat In the elevated Il occurred to me
To look into the state Of my iinmiccs
when to my utter nstonishmont aud
disgust I saw Just four cents mttliug
around In n melancholy way la The bot
tom Of my satchol-my purse was con
spi'uous by IT, absence.
II found consolation In the c. o. d.
system OF delivery. aud reflected with
gratitude that was sup 81 getting
home. as had purchased two tickets
on my way down town
but you could never guess the NUN.
Der Of things wanted 10 buy that day
which could not DO sent home e. o. ID.
My eye for bargains WIS unusually
keen or theru never had been such
tempting displays Of sidewalk wares.
"Afior had put my hand into my
pocket about n dozen times Ia search
Of the pure he'd neglected 10 bHins
brought myself down 10 tho realities
Of the situation, ceased trying TO make
impossible purchases and began to east
about me 20 see how | could best dr-
pose Of that four cont. Il was too
mean a sum 10 carry. There wasn't a
blind bcggar selling lead pencils or an
old woman with tin cup and a music
box that had lost its voice to be- seen
II was 40 Thirsty O soda water
and California pears wcro i've cents
Apricois wcro either three cents each
or two Tor live.
"Why did not buy ono for threc
ccnts' Why, blc., you. was too big
n capitalist to mako 20 small pur
chase. had four cents and wanted
TO spend all or none.
"rho situation was becoming tragi.
cal. when | remembered that Biddy
wanted a purticulnrkIud Of twig broom
for tho kitchen that cost Just four
cents
"Moral-'Put money In thy purse
md then don't forget it'-New York
Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

a boy was page In the house ~ ret-
rusentatives at Washington He b.
oeivoi scvonty.Gve dollars q month. u.
did not on that account wear kuO
brooches till he was nearly tgcuiy-or3
10 make believe he was still little boy,
- az 20 keep bis place. as boys have done
before now. On the contrary. he gavo
up his Washington Office and took a
place. to learn electricity Tor thirty dol.
lars a month. he WIS pluokior than
mos, Washington pages are. Ilo learned
everything a. he went. doing any kind
Of work that offered. rough or smooth
lie started with an electric street rail-
way plant Hewns 20 intelligent and
handy that In siS months no had charge
OF a department iof himself Six more
months past An ofIcr was made to the
young man % take charge Of an electric
road licaccepted H.
It was . year ago that the youth left
on bang a page Tor tho house Of rcpre.
sen,auvci In Washington and began to
learn TO DO a practical electrician. Now
he is the superintendent Of an electric
street railway. bossing everything con.
nectcd with It's practical working and
getting 5000 a year. Young man,
study electrical engineering IT is the
profession Of the future. The demand
for skilled electricians Is at present
greater than the supply
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

n any man In our century deserves
well u his fellow countrymen % is an
individual whom two.thiris OF them
never heard of by name. llis name. it
may be mentioned Ia tho beginning, Ia
Henry Stewart, the writer on farming,
live stock and dairying. Mr. Stewart
haa been writing tho most practical
papers on these subjects for thirty years,
yet II Is only within fow years COM
plmiiycly that he would allow his name
to DO used In connection with anything
from his pen.
Mr.. Stewart spent his boyhool on =
dairy farm managed by his mother. T.
was such a model Of neatncss. Of peace.
ful. quiet happiness and plenty that tho
remembrance Of tho man always turned
TO that attractive home u tho boy. he
began thu study Of medicine In Europe,
but the rural picture came between him
and nll the bones and pills and powders
lie 6uished studying phydc. but soon
gave up his practice. He took up civil
engineering ior a time. with the same
result
Finally he settled down IN tho con-
viction that he was born farmer aud
dairyman While yet In his youth IL
seemed to be impro ,oi ON him some.
how that his mission WAS 10 take up
worn out or worthless lands and show
his countryman what conll DO douo
with them One Of these was said to DO
one " tho poorest farms tn New Jersey
Mr. Stewart took hold Of It with en-.
thusiasm. In few years ho made Of It
most valuable aud profitable butter
dairy farm.
Next he went TO North Carolina TO re.
peat the process with mountainous
tract there. Il is his delight TO turn
rocky. syarrpy aud wecdy wastes into
blooming gardens and beautiful land.
scapes, and he does this wherever no
goes. What Is moro TO the point, he has
instructed Thousands Of his countrymen
how TO do the same without making any
fuss or flourish about il, lie has taught
them how farming and rural life may 10
made both pleasant and profitable, ono
great advantage ho fad was In his thor.
ough education. obtained Ia tho best
schools OF Europe and America. Such
scientific farmers ~ this ought 90 10
scattered plvntiiully Ia every state IN the
Union.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

A Georgia railway conductor wns
about tlity miles from Atlanta when he
found n tramp on his train. lie took
him back 10 the caboose and demanded
the fare. OF course the tramp had no
money, and reaching TO the end Of the
bell cord tho conductor proceeded TO
use Il on him.
There now" he said, ~ have hit
you one cut for every milo to the next
station, and you can ride that far"
After the next station the tramp was
found scrcnely sitting on box In tho
corner Of the caboose.
lie still had no money, but mildly In.
tlmated That ho was rcndy TO pay that
stations fare In the same way tho Inst
had been paid. Tho conductor assent
ed, aud fairly tlptocd to his work. tho
boil cord playing a lively tune.
Between every station the same per.
Torrance was repeated, mud rs they
pulled up In Atlanta the conductor
tnld, "woll. old boy, you've got mora
grt than anything ever Jaw, and any
time you want to ride ON my train on
the same sort oi ticket Just come on"
That's all right cap" was tho
cheerful rcplyi 81 rode from Atlanta
TO Macon once In the lion cage OF John
Roblnson's circus, and wasn't 10 bo
downed by any consumptlve conductor
and a bell rope. "-Brunswiek Adyer,
tlser
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

test. The contestants, through their
experts, Harry Tolman, Of Chicago
David n. Carralho and Daniel T.
Ames, OF New York, aud DR.. William
T.. Hogan, Of Troy, New YORK, have
been testlfylng, claiming that the viii
was written with nigrosin ink which
was not known nor manufactured until
many years subsequent to the time
the instrument was executed. They
also claim the signature VI 5conce, the
only living witness 10 the viii, was
written with iron ink. The tests today
were conducted by -. l.. Tolmsn for
the conttsiauts, while IL. II. Hedges,
of Boston, late superintendent Of tests
on the Union Pacific system, repre-
sented the proponents. About an hour
wAs consumed In making the tests anu
taking the testimony Of experts ~ to
the result. The tests showed con-
clusively, and 10 the satisfaction Of tie
contestants, that the evidence given by
Hedges, several days since, that not
only the body Of the will but all the
signatures were written with logwood
ink which has been In use Tor period
Of forty Year,; that opinion was con
nrmed to-day by the Analysis nni the
result has caused a sensation. The court
will present the case 10 the jury Ia n
few days, ana Il IL expected the result
will be known about the 18th Instant.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

SAuoSlL LE,ouE--CiSctSyArt
ulncinnau q. uostoa l. niiiiues ihincs
Warrington. Clafksnn, Kelly,
CLnynikkn
Cleveland, IL ufolkiyn, l. natteres =
iouhE. Iimmori Caruihera, hinsloN.
rirfsntHs.
plttabufs, y! ihllaieiphia, q bAttorloa-
BALDWIN. Miller. Espcf, Clements.
cuirAgo,
Chlcaso. 4, New iork, ]. batteries -Nlckury
sehugyeri tWing, Hnrk Uy.
Aafuiuts ACCOMMODATIONS
Boiion. " Columbus, S.
wAsiiisUtuN,
washington. 8 Louisville, D. called AZ end
Of the nnh darkness,
BALTIMORE.
baltimore. q, Milwautee. %.
riftLAuELrriA
Athletics, 81 ~ Louis I.
wusfrnS LUAuur-ouAtA
Omaha. q. Denyer.A
stoTN CtrT,
sioux CITY, .ksnsat Ciiy,i Ten innings.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

There would be more buttermlll, sold
u people only knew the good qualities
Of the drink There Is nothing In the
line Of simple drinks which exercises a
more beneficial Influence on the general
health II is nj once food and modl
cine. The tactic acid Il contains acts
on the whole digestive system, while as
food Il Inns already undergone semi
digestion In the ohuruing to which il
has been subjected Physicians aro
every day increasing tho amount Of il
that they prescribe for their patients,
and In ease Of liver and kidney diseases
It Is invaluable, Instances are uumer.
Gus OF parsons afflicted with Brght's
disease living for many years In com.
pnratiyo conicrt with no other modi.
zine than daily supply Of butteunilk.
Interview In ST. Louis Globe Demo.
nat.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

The travelling men In California OBJ
feet TO the use OF the word drummer"
as applied to members Of their profes.
sion, and a movement IL on foot to
abolish the term. la olden times, when
It was tho wont of quacks. fakirs and
itlncrant mountcbanks % make peri.
odieal visits TO country towns on market
days, they would beat a big drum TO
call up crowd. This was termed
drumming for trade, aud Il Is pro.
sumed, and In fact generally accepted,
that this Ia the origin Of tho offensive
name. II Is strange that In England,
where tho expression was hrt born, II
Is now unheard VI In connection with
commercial travellers, In that country
travelling salosmen are called bag.
men, or knights Of the grpsack.
but In no instance would any Of TIC
fraternity countcnance such an appli
cation rs that Of "drunmer"--snn
Francisco Merchant.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

PIT-rsmuRo, Sept. LAT n picnic at
R,ss' Grove, near here, this evening
Austin Reid of Sharp.burg and n man
named O'Alalloy OF plttsburgquarfcled
over woman. O'Malley stabbed
Reid aud Joseph Farbacher and
Frank Baird, who went TO Rcid's
assistance. Reid n dead, Fafbachur
will die, aud Baird 10 seriously
wounded
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

VtrNSA, Sept. i.-prince Nicholas
OF Montenegro. suffering from a throat
affection, IL now In n critical condition.
He hns frequent choking tiu aud iheie
Ia n physician In constant Attendance
ready to perform the operation OF
lnfynxotomy IN case OF necessity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

QUEENSTOWN. Sept. The steam
ship "Teutonic" arrived today from
New York, having bad a very stormy
passage. Lieutenant wilson, u pass.
enger, died On route Of congestion Of
the lungs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

An Important Point In setting CRhhnges'
Many readers have doubtless been
troubled with cahhlge growing shlky
md not heading we'll 1t Is told In
Country Gentleman that II pains are
taken In setting ont the plant to got the
tap or main root SGT down perfectly
straight, this difficulty will be overcome,
Unlika tho tomato plant, which will
thrive ret down In any shape, have
never seen cabbage head up well set
with the main root crampcd aud twisted
NJ, says the authority quoted
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

LoHDoN, SEPT. THE Egyptian
cotton crop amounts TO 3,1OhOb c"sI
the largest crop on record.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

Tho phosphate deposits OF this coun-
Try, Ia addition TO their Immense com.
morcinl value, form wonderfully rich
Held for the Investigations OF the scion.
list Their formation undoubtedly eN-
tended through many ages, Fossil,
from tho nge Of reptiles 10 tho ngc Of
man arc found Imbcdcd within thcm,
aud tho history of tho intervening pc.
RODS arc written In tho strata a. In a
book. The great bulk Of these deposits
wero formed OF the cxcreiaont Of pre-.
historic animals, and large quantities
OF tho remains Of the animals them.
selves arc constantly brought up by the
miners. The greater number OF thoso
animals belong 20 species now extinct.
Remains OF land animals Of every
kind, from tho great mastodon 10 tho
dlmigutiyo bones Of prehistoric man,
arc found Ia abundance. Among tho
most remarkable Of tho evidences Of
the size Of the prehistoric animals which
these deposits afford arc the romans Of
sharks, which appear TO have been par
ticularly numerous These are not the
ordinary sharks Of today, but fishes u
enormous length. A 30foot shark Of
the present time has n tooth half an
inch long, but In these deposits thou.
sands upon thousands Of sharks teeth
aro found which arc over six Inches In
length, ana with width Of body In
proportion. Chicago Nows
Too Clean to $50 Good.
While laboring under tho misappre.
hensIon that II was counterfeit, tho
cashier Of large store on Maiu street
refused on Monday 10 receive two dol.
lar bin that had merely been dislnfoctcd
by % julicious uso OF sOapsuds and car.
holic acid. Tho bill was clean, aud
therefore looked upon with suspicionl
Is Commences was subsequently esiab-
/. lishcd by the Charter Oal, bank c2chapg.
ing It for another bin Would 1t not DO
botter II storokeepgrs and tho public in
general would refuse to receive bills
which are 30 soilol MS 10 suggest az sight
the need Of disiniection, aud accept those
that arc III 20 haudlei-Hartford Courant,
Chn'. Curious Currency.
The money OF Chill at present Il pc.
culiar II consists Of small tags Of
pnstehoard, on which n man writes the
value Tor which be is willing TO redeem
H. putting HE name on the back. II
then begins to circulate. until II finally
gets back 10 the source from which It
! emanated,- Boston Traveller
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

An American IN france, who made a
little excursion into country province
TO see some famous French horses,
counted up ut the end OF one day Of his
littls jaunt and found he had fed ex.
actly thirteen persons and paid out two
dollars moic than his legitimate ex-
penses, That is about the average tips
OF many Americans in Europe-two dol
lars day-yet foreigners complain that
travel in America Ia expensive. But
foreigners who come 20 America do no,
nave to pay two dollars day tippins
folk
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02
OUR CLOAK DEPARTMENT.

Look elegant line Ladies' and Chdfen Bouses the following
extremely low
Lot o Ladies' Houses n 35c
Lot Of Ladies' BloIsea worth 81 2j
Ladies' White, AHW0oi Flannel Bouses soc, worm
$3.50;
Lot Ladies' Striped and Figured all French Flannel Boi'e'
81 rs, worth s275.
Ladies' SILK Striped a $3.50,
sa75. ,
Lot Of ades sunh Norfolk Waists black cardinal and navy blue
$500 Flannel Bathing for
Lades' 5000 Flannel Bathing Suits
Ladies' 800 Jersey Bathing Suits for $500
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02
CHlLDREN'S CLOTHING.

open offering Chircn's Boys aud
Youthf' Suits al actually a3ji cent. below value
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02

DR., Hermann Hollcrith. whose studies
In vital statistic. resulted in showing
that the birth rate In America Is decrcas.
ing, has made, along with the above dis.
coycry, another one. lie finds that rs
tho birth rate diminishos In tho same
proportion tho average NE Of persons al-
ready born lengihens For instance, IN
the census Of 1870 only u per cent Of
the population Of tho United States was
over forty years old But tho proper.
ton steadily increased FROM decade to
decade until in 1900 90 par cent, OF our
population had passed the ago OF forty
years
Ahigh birth rate signifies nothing II
the death ratio Is just rs high. II only
gives rise to tho old question on tho in,
fant's tombstonei
Since thus 10 very soon I'm done for
lwnudef what was begun tori
But the prospect opened by these fas-
cinaiing figures is pleasan, indeed to Ms
already on the scene OF action. Wo can
live longer aud learn ~ We live. We
shall not DO crowded Oh the stage by a
gang OF iinportunnte youngsters who
come In droyos and throngs mad 10
take our places, Tho intellectual and
moral capabilities that were given 10 rs
all will have time 10 develop 10 their
full flower. Mankind will have breath.
ing space and opportunity to enjoy life
after working hard all through youth
Fewer aud finer is the word.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-09-02
OUR SILK DEPARTMENT.

bargains ssle
s25 Figured India silks for Toe
Figured India silks
slOl Black Luxor Tncone for sll0
O5c Figured Pongce Silks for O7!c
9Oc Black Gross Grain silks
slOD Black Gross Grain Silks for $50
sl.1 Black Gross Grain silks for 600
Only Dress Pattern each customer
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
FOR SALE.

WE HAVE FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN A
w nice building lot 25IS0 feet. on Logan
street. between Third and Campbell, I'm South
Frankfort. SCOTT Il VDLETT,
Oct ll-3m,
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
Educational.

Owing to sickness we have been
unable to visit several of the schools
of the county, but hope to do better
next time.
1t does us good to see the great i'm
provement in the schools in the
county this year, there is larger
attendance and more interest mani
tested than ever before. Let the
good work go on.
The Teachers Association is grow
ing in numbers and interest at each
successive meeting. The stay at
home teachers will soon find them
selves left out in the cold, and will
then wonder what struck them.
We can tell them now it was public
sentiment The people will employ
only those who take an interest in
their work.
We do not employ lawyers to give
medicine nor doctors to expound the
law; we want live, go head teachers
in our schools and will have them.
The meeting of the association
held in the Walcutt school house on
the Goth, was a decided success in
every particular. The discussions
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
Pure, Pea SAINT,

And highly effective. These are
qualities possessed by the new medi.
cine-Dr. Hale's Household Tea, the
great Blood Purifier and Nerve Tonic.
It:has no equal as an Alternative, act
ing directly upon the liver and kid
neys and upon the nerve centres, re.
storing the entire system to a healthy
action, giving brightness to the eyes,
inducing sweet refreshing sleep and
making it pleasure to live in the
enjoyment of perfect health. This
finest of all rem edies is for sale at Sc
cents per package at South Side drug
store.
6 p. III. CARPENTER.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
From Midway, Ky.

Mrs. Rena Camball, from Midway,
states that for the last ten years she
has suffered intensely with sick head
ache at times and has been entirely
cured by DR.. Hale's Household Oint-
ment. It cures headache in a few
minutes. Mrs. Camball says she
would not be without it if it cost ten
dollars per box. Jas. Ritter, of Mid
way, states that for three months he
had suffered from a severe pain in his
breast and was entirely relieved from
pain by DR.. Hale's Household Oint-
ment. 1t is the great pain and skin
cure. 80 cents box at South Side
drug store.
6 P. HI. CARPENTER.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
Among the COlOred Citi.
ZcnS.

Anew Colored Publishing Company
has been started in Lexington. Why
can't we have one in our city?
The new year finds us in the same
old ruts. We have made but little,
if any, progress during the past year.
Instead of new business firms spring.
ing up many have gone, down; in
stead of accommodating wealth we in
crease poverty; and our young men,
when they have secured an educa-
ton, instead Of setting to work to
! use it, join the loafing crowd. When
future generations hunt for our pro-
gress in the history of time it will not
be found.
Prof. w. H. Mayo has been in Ohio
this week.
The City School will be re-opened
Monday next.
A new firm has been started Clark
& Co., fur dealers. They have not
yet been established in permanent
quarters, but will be some time dur
ing the present month.
Mrs. jeff Burns, of Lexington, who
has been on visit to her mother in
this city for the past two weeks, has
returned home.
Mrs. Chas johnson will soon re-
move from Cincinnati to this city to
reside.
The Rev. Mr.. Credit had one of the
largest congregations at his church
Sunday night that has been out for
many months He is certainly the
man the good people of the First In
dependent have been looking for.
A party of our people paid Coving-
ton a visit last week. Among those
who went were Misses 8. Walker and
j. Turner and Messrs. r. B. Turner,
w. Gaines, Ed. Comfy and G.. Wash
ington. They report having had a
grand time.
MIR. and Mrs. Settles, of Bagdad,
who had been visiting Mrs. j. Cook,
returned home Wednesday.
Mrs. Eddie Edwards, of Louisville,
was in the city recently.
Mr.. Armer Blackburn is the happi-
est man in town. 1t was a girl and
weighed eight pounds. Ask him
about it,
Mr.. l.. T. Clark attended the Odd
Fellows entertainment at Stamping
Ground Monday and Tuesday.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-01-03
DIR. HaIe'S Household Oint-
ment

Is the finest cure in the world. 1t
absolutely cures catarrh. 1t cures
neuralgia and rheumatism. Cures
Piles like magic. Cures Salt Rheum
in the most soothing manner. Cures
Infiamed and Granulated Eyelids.
Cures Coughs and Colds. Can be
taken internally. Cuts, bruises,
burns, chilblains, sores of long stand
ing, cOrns and bunions are cured
quickly; different from all else; supe-
rior to all else; it has no equal; 25 and
soc boxes; large size cheapest. Sold
at Phil. Carpenters drug store, South
Side. 81