The San Saba weekly news. (San Saba, Tex.) 18??-1???, 1891-08-28


A cloud upon a real-estate title docs
not always have silver lining. H'lte''-
ins0a NelUs
If = girl knows she is pretty it is no!
because any other girl told her So
Atchisoa Globe.
The rejected sutton probably con-
siders his girl notify but nicc-BiHJ-
hampton Lcadsr.
An official organ is one that has an
authorized crank to turn it.-Netg
Orleans Hicayune.
Gentlemen who wind their watches
at night are apt to wind them up tight
Boston Transcript.
When q man is under a cloud the sill
yer lining is generally on the other
side hiiadeiphiG Press.
From the fruit preserver We get our
jams and from tho distiller our Jim
iams.-Boston Courier.
Ardent Suitor-"Do you love me,
darlingpn Modern g1rI-.I don't know.
How much are you wortb?"-Sopler-
vilI> Journal.
Tomlet-I see that they are making
cloth out of glass" Boblet-"FoE
opera dresses and the ballet, imagine. u
1t seems impossible to get away
from them, said Wall street sufferer
who saw a shark while sojourning in
FLORIDA Washington Post.
She@"t-h ears-I5UUt Charley Good.
enough has shot himself. Did he lose
his money!" He-'No. He married
a woman with a mission. Life.
Duke-"Be mine. Miriam. 1 lay all
my titles at thy feet" Miriam-"Go
slow. Duke. 1 don't care for titles
Let's see your deeds. IN l. SIN.
Ted-"Why don't you take your girl
skating?" Ned-"She doesn't know
how" Ted-Lucky fellow. That's
where all the fun comes in."-Lye'
who shall set a limit to the infu-
ence of 4 human being?" queries the
philosopher. The human beings Office
bow, of course Somerrille Journal.
Brown-"Why do they call Prof
Quay the electric pianistP" Smith
30. I suppose because he has such
shocking execution. Rome Sentinel.
An exchange states: a late census
of France embraced $4,000. 200 women
all told" OF course they did; women
never could keep a secret. "-PtiiaGaL
PHO Press.
There's nothing very dolefnl about
it; still when 4 maiden has siI,ed 4 kiss
through an incipient mustache she Is
apt to get down in the mouth. n-Phila-
dolphin Press.
Ten dollars for that parrot? Why.
its Simply monsTousi' But. sir,
please to observe that he speaks two
languages What are they?n Why,
English and-his native tongue. y
Jadge.
He lat midnight-''Funny custom
the Chinese have. The hostess is ex.
pected to notify the caller when it is
time to go" She (with a sigh)-But
we are in America, YOU know. "-Terre
H1ute Express.
Mr.. Anger docking over editors
shoulder as he clips an article from an
exchange) Does that require much
Editor-"None whatever
why. l believe even you could do it. =
Weekly.
Turner-"That Sampson is a mean
man" Drawly-"Taws, BY Jove
he said the othaw night that l wemind.
d him of Bawnum' What-Is It." But
[ will say of him he's rs honest as the
Law IS long. Time.
a woman writer says: women
woman the choice between g 1u.. q
,oal and pair of French heel shoes
md which do you suppose she will
ake?-Ierds SittiHgs.
Trovers lin hat store)-"I wish You
would charge me for this hat. Clerk
But we don't know you, sir Trovers
That's all the more reason, then, why |
-ou should be willing to charge it."
Judge Blank is quite = book col I
ector, you know" We'll. shat of it?'
He found a tattered copy of a rare
cook the other day and the first thing I
le did was to have it bound over TO /
,eep the pieces. ~ 7. Herald.
II see" said Mrs. Henpeck. '.that the
lew Brazilian Government has estab-
ished civil marriages" We'll. l wish
ou'd 20 down there and learn some
hing about them. I'm getting mighty
red of this unciyil affair of ours. ~
+. San.
%. doctor" exclaimed the weeping
wife, must You give my husband upi
amt you do something more for him.
octor. before you go?' Yes.
madam said the doctor. grimly. i
an make out my bill. SonlerUill,
0KrHal.
You have read Faust in the origin
|. | presume, Mr. Verybright?1 she
lid, while the other folks at table were
iscussing German literature NO. ]
lven't. he replied, but I've read
oethe. though. Have you ever read
i'm ?"-N l. Sun.
Cjerks-"You know old Sample. the
ggest liar in the Northwest Well,
IS going into business" Bierks-
What's he going into7" Cjerks-"Hs
ISN'T made up his mind whether to be
weather prophet or crop statisti
an. ~ iHiLsGpois Journal