New-York tribune., 1891-10-14
THE TALK or THE DAY.

seys a correspondent In Ions Island town @Ms
means Of exercise our minister occasionally indugs
game of lawn tennis. A few days ago good oh
lady, who Is not thoroughly familiar with al the fash
ionable sports of the day, remarked, upon seeing hin
pass There goes the dominic again with bis paddA
going TO play Lord and Taylor
Some years ego IN a village school not many mlles
from the Hub, 1t was the law OF the eommteonaL
that tie pupils should learn to spell and dea1e all
words placed at the beginning OF the reading lcsoa.
The knowledge attained VIII be evident BY tAs h'
lowing dialogue, which actually took place
Teacher-Johnny, spell and define bewltchins.
Johnny-Be-%itch-tng, fascinating. .,
Teacher-COrrect Now, what does fascinating mea,'
Silence for the space Of half minute, then up oonu
a hGhd, shaking with mpatience to give the desired
Teacher-Wen, Michael, tell what your idea d
Michael drawing but shouting with the utmost -
suranCePhw hat yer put in year arm 70 Keep OIL sas
pox xl-(Wde Awake.
This Is the composition that little Georgia school
boy turned In the other day One time there vas
little boy his mother told him to go and wash bis fee,
and he cried and wouldn't DO so, he went and st on n
rail fenoo and the rail cracked and fell and cracked h
head. and that Is what be got for not obeyns ~
mother"
The great nugget Of 2o3 1-2 ounces. valued =
AZ 600 Which was recently taken from the Ruby DIN
mine in sierra County, and piece of quart owned
Worlds Fair Commissioner r. McMurI'iy wneA Wsssss sss
eleven pounds and will assay al 200 in gold, aud wna
was taken from the Delhi mine, Nevada County, VIZ
be exhibited at the Worlds Ealr-(sah tFatiso" On"
icle.
An Inventor recently wrote to Western Pre-
byteran Sunday school Offering to sell or rent
new development OF the slot machine. II bore tA
legend: "Drop a nickel In the slot, and SEQ herc'
GET kicked out"; and in accordance Win tns
statement, the inventor said that nickel WouA
cause a picture Of Presbyterian Church TO appear
from which presently man. presumably nereu.
would emerge as though vigorously elected ~
an object lesson this IS vivid enough, but it Jus,
little too previous. Maybe hereto viii be KICK"
out.
ROMANCE OF A LIGHT YOUNG MAN.
dainty, dapper little dude, whose style was Of l'
Ono. found himself 20 smittsn with lady paracsus
That ne followed her from fair to fair and watched aa
with the mutest
Alteration as she swiftly Glove the o
Their
Blue.
At last he pluclcd his courage up enough to make
He told her that he loved her and that he would s'dS
He said that II she'd wed him he would navigate the ~
"FOr wish higher lltc,'' no said. "snoe
You"
He plead the precions time and cash he'd squan''0'
u. vowed that as substitute quito Willingly rn sS
of her -. q, rlaN
at dare You just to try 1T, = said the coy
ouetts.
But there is danger that this rhyme may lensrnen
So It's enough to state he undertook tho night sesa
! Alas, for him! lie VOTED not his Ishtness VI w
| For he hoated and he hoated, ana he's up
! There
h1Sanapois Journal.
A number or BOSTON workmen struck the other %, @
because their superintendent" referred 70 ~ u
printed statement az foreman and yet We A' r,.
that workmen are opposed TO the spirit OF oa'" s,s
| truth is, workInen are the strongest uphol"ei' "
As boy in the rude village school at eans ~ot tss
(nOw Franklinl " H., Daniel Webster "aS,,nS "aS boys
from the small pranks and mschleis nv IN 70 induss
even In school hours II was whipping u puns'h hsS
then tor almost everything and TN the ta his chair
II used to have, | am sorry to say ;ay X nS,nSs G on
statesman, "as sehooiboy very airW rHst6mary fOra
Of pnnishment then covertly and hastily ISseS I ind
hand TO make IL more presentable ana IN from
! It by rubbing 1t on my sleeve "i'eF se'N"s
fod out your hand was the command-an' wv
went the hand had trled 70 n nSAi !, removing tone
looking ut the dirty little paw, f You can @ let VOC
direr hand than that In all this school, !" Nv
Immediately" added Webster thrust oHr Rnt h.
o.hcr bondl The schoomaster stumped' bs bs,s,ri
/ MAS AS good as his word he let me oh"-'i'"'"N
/ Times.
In the Public Gardens of Milan. Italy, Is oVis.
building containing twelve milch cows, from ""''-
tina visitor can get milk at two cents glass
Darn your hose madam I" exclaimed the msp' ,sy
| he stumbled over the sprlnhing apparatus th'' ~
! stretched across the sidewalk. .,,aeIex.
! No. she answered, she adjusted her sPc.Sn,'
"I guess not to-day. j do all my own men''A
| --lWashlngton STAR