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The Louisiana Democrat., 1891-10-14
No MOSQUITOES.

Summer Boarder--Look at my face,
Mrs. Staryem, it's full of musquita
bites
Mrs. starvem (of Haydeld Cross
Rosdk) ~- That's not musquito biAs
That's high livin'.~N. !. Wsekly
The record-union., 1891-03-20

we desire at the hands OF the Fedora
Government But we believe that Mr..
FELTON, will strive to meet public expecta-
tions In accomplishments in Congress
for this State. He has the courage to ask,
the ability to defend, the persistency that
Will not be denied, and the industry that
distinguishes the diligent, conscientious
Official. We congratulate California there
fore ON the selection her Legislature has
made, and in doing SO wish to dis
avow entertaining any thought to the
disparagement of the abilities of the
gentlemen who were in the contest with
Mr.. FELTON, at the close of the battle. II
il the right Of any citizen to aspire, and
honest ambition to succeed to positions
OF high distinction is TO be applauded.
The opponents of the successful candi-
date made against him a strong fight, and
that he has won in no wise reflects upon
them. They understood as well as did
political seers that the possibility Of sue
cess for any one of them was very re-
mote, so long as Mr.. FELTON, remained in
the field.
The close of the Senatorial contest,
with such eminent credit, suggests to us
Improvement Of the opportunity to say
that all assertions connecting the railroad
company with the success or with the de-
feat of any candidate for the Senatorship
are absolutely false, and are known to be
by those who make them. That this is
the simple statement of the truth we
know positively. The railroad company
had nothing whatever to do with the con-
test, and has had neither part nor concern
in the overthrow Of the ambitions of the
unsuccessful or the triumph of the
chosen.
The record-union., 1891-03-20

ance of infinite danger, and precisely of
the character that preceded the Inquisi-
ton, is sound. Liberal thought, intoler-
ance of error, is strong because ofthe toler-
alton of its expression. 1t is not of the
intolerance that burned men to save their
souls, or racked them to make them re-
cant. There is no nartyrdom in this day
because men do not think alike, and Pro-
fessor Muller errs when he classifies un-
belief and free expression as assaults.
The record-union., 1891-03-20

PROFESSOR MAX MULLER declares it <
be fact that history demonstrates to be
undeniable, that intolerance of religions
is more prevalent in modern than it was
in ancient times. The general belief
runs counter to this expression. What
Professor Muller means is that liberal
thought is more intolerant Of dogmas
than ever before, but intolerance. in its
commonly accepted meaning, refers to
manifestations that amount to persecu-
ton for opinions sake. 1t is true that
mems convictions are more settled and
deep in this day, and therefore there is
intolerance of untruth, but we cannot
think that the conclusion reached by
Professor Muller, that it is an intoler-
The record-union., 1891-03-20

The REcoRD-UHIoN, SUNDAY UNION
and WEEKLY UNION are the oaiy papers
on the Coast, outside Of San Francisco,
that recei0e the full Associated Press dis
patches from all parts Of the aoorid. out
side Of San Francisco, they haze no com
petitors, either an influence or homo and
general circulation throughout the State.
The record-union., 1891-03-20
Two New Trimmings.

line Of Colored Silk Arasene Trimming in black.
blue, pink, garnet, cream and robins egg blue This
novel trimming is not only adapted for dresses but also
is very effective for boas Price, 81 yard
new dainty design in Coored Silk Trimming
Gimp in handsome Shades at IS cents yard
The record-union., 1891-03-20

All these publications are sent either by
Mail or Express TO agents or single subscribers
with charges prepaid. All Postmasters are
agents.
The Best Advertising Mediums on the Pa
Ciflc Coasf
The record-union., 1891-03-20
SAN FRANCISCO AGENCIES.

Entered at the Postoffice at Sacramento a
second-class matter
The record-union., 1891-03-20

SAN FKANCISCO AGENCIES.
This paper is for sale mt the following places
l.. Il. Fishers room 2l Merchants Exchange,
California street; the principal News Stands
and Hotels, and at the Market-strcet Ferry.
Hs- Also, for sale on all Trains leaving and
coming into Sacramento.
The record-union., 1891-03-20
WE CAUTION ALL AGAINST THEM.

vi.
The unprecedented success and merit of
Ely's Cream BalIn--a real cure for catarrh
hay fever and cold In the head-has induced
bearing some resemblance In appearance style
or name upon the market, in order to trade
upon the reputation of Ely's Cream Balm
Don't be deceived. Buy only Ely's Cream
Balm. Many in your immediate locality will
testify In highest communication of H. A
particle Is applied into each nostril no pain !:
agreeable to use. Price. 80 cents. MWF
MRS. WINSLoW'S SOOTHING SYRUP
Has been In use over fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething
with perfect success. II soothes the child
softens the gums, allays pain, cures wind collie,
regulates the bowels. and is the best remedy
for diarrhda, whether arising from teething
or other causes. For sale by druggists In every
part OF the world. Be sure and ask for Mrs
Winslow's Soothing Syrup. Twenty-Five cents
bottle. MWF
FAST TIME TO THE EAST.--The Atlantic
and Pacific Railroad (Santa F'e route Is now
twelve hours shorter TO Kansas City and St
Louis, and twenty-four hours shorter to Chi
cago than formerly. Pullman Tourist Sleep
ing Cars 10 Chicago every day without change
Personally conducted excursions every Thurs
day. GEORGE w. RAILTON, Agent, 1904
Fourth street, Sacromento. MWF
SAMPLE ROOMS, 1914 Sixth street, be-
tween and X. Fine Wines, Liquors and Ci-
gars JACOB HEARTH, Proprietor
PAINLESS EXTRACTION OF TEETH. by
use of local anestietie. DIR. WELDON den
tist Eighth and i streets
The record-union., 1891-03-20
TWO X BARGAINS
Worth Considering.
A Declaration that Examination Will Prove!
FL r ST.

A FRUIT FARM OF ESQ ACRES-eo
"A acres in Orchard, 10 acres in Reisin
Grape, acres in Alfalfa, 20 acres in Timber;
. Horses, 2 Cows Wagons, .Plows Culti-
improvements consist of fruit-packing house
25x6o, dwelling. OF rooms, barn 25X5o, ce-
Iaent cistern and apple storage house. Two
thirds OF all fruit trees are in bearing, and
consist of French prunes, peaches, Bart
tel grapes; water ditch runs through
condition. The place is under q high state OF
cultivation. Situated only IL miles from
railroad depot in Ell Dorado County Soil is
well adapted TO fruit Elevation is about
1,5O0 feet. One OF the partners died recently,
which Is the only reason the place is being
sold. The price Is only $4,000. $4,000 can
located in Santa Clara Valley 1t would bring
$4,000. IL is the best improved, best fruit
ranch in El Dorado County. and the cheapest
place that has been offered in the State for
some time. investigation will demonstrated
SECOND
STOCK AND DAIRY FARM OF 1000
ACRES-6oo acres tillable; fenced into three
fields. II has a dwelling Of rooms, stable for
20 head of horses and so tons o. hay two hay
barns for 100 tons, 2 head of Horses and
Colts, 160 head of Cows Yearlings and Stock
Cattle, 40 Of which are ready for beef. 1t is
miles from Sacramento. Price, SI3, 900 in
Guiding personal property.
Houses Rented. Rents Collected.
Money to Loan.
ARP PLY TO
Edwin K. Alsip & Co.,
Real Estate Agents,
No. 1918 Fourth street, Sacramento.
ss- The only agency in California issuing
monthly catalogues OF land. Send for one.
The record-union., 1891-03-20
Weather FORECAST.

WcatDcf fOrccasJ.
Forecast till s i. NJ Friday, 20th-For
Northern California-Light rains, except fair
weather at Fresno, Keeler and Red Bluff.
The record-union., 1891-03-20
Pillow Shan1s.

Full assortment of Pillow Shams constantly on hand,
but the stock is now at its best eshened by large lot
OF new arrivals
Nottingham Lace Shams at 81, 81 Is, 81 50, s. and
s. 50 pair.
Applique Lace Shams at S. and So pair
The record-union., 1891-03-20
alen, Advertisements.
TWA HOURS AT HAME.

TWA HOURS AT HAME.
rTNIIE REV. j. DoWNIE WILL GIVE HIS
/ popular lecture on scotland and Its Peo-
at O'clock, at First Baptist Church, Ninth
street, between and NJ. In connection with
the lecture popular Scotch airs will be rem
dered by Mrs. katzenstein, Mr.. Phillips and
Miss Phipps and Master Wall Renwick win
give selection on the pipe. Admission, 25
cents. itx
The record-union., 1891-03-20

a CARD.
TNHE UNDERSIGNED BEGS LEAVE TO
i inform the insuring public that he has
been appointed manager of the Sacramento
branch office for the following well-lSnown In
surance Companies, and as successor to j. NJ.
Milliken, deceased, viz: Sun Insurance Com
pany of California, Franklin Fire Insurance
Company OF Philadelphia, and American In
surance Company of Boston. respectfully
solicit a continuance of the kind patronage in
the future as In the past, and promise TO use
my efforts to merit the favors that may be ex-
tended TO us. All payments for unpaid pre-
miums OF the above-named companies shall be
made at the office, 1910 Fourth street, be-
tween J and X.
mris-lm THEo. ]. MILLIKEN, Manager.
CEND THE WEEKLY UNION TO YOUR
- friends In the East.
The record-union., 1891-03-20
THE WEEKLY UNION,

Twelve Pages),
Is the cheapest and most desirable Home.
News and Literary Journal published on the
Pacific Coast.
The WEEKLY UNION per year ................$1 so
The SUNDAY UNION alone per year- ] 90
The record-union., 1891-03-20
MRS. wINsLoW,s "sooTHING sYRupp

SAMPLE ROOMS, 1914 Sixth street, be-
tween and X. Fine Wines, Liquors and Ci-
gars. JACOB HEARTH. Proprietor.
The record-union., 1891-03-20

PAINLESS EXTRACTION OF TEETH, by
use OF local anesthetie. DIR. WELDON, den
list, Eighth and ] streets
The record-union., 1891-03-20
gale zsrns. 4 90.

pattern is a picture Of Silk loyeliness. P
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
FLOATING CHIPS.

The tlittle ducsy" OF eourtship days
becomes tbs ''old g8osS' 81 married
life. Epoch.
II Is hard 10 make a cheating grocer
see the error OF his weights st
Joseph News.
There may be time for all things,
but the busy niar prefers sc tackle one
thihg al time Puck.
Pke:arfa1ged marriages among ahe
ancient Scots #efe slsR-destine
affairs. Boston Traveller
Physicians are, said 10 be very fond
OF bowling as !: pastime, but IT Is
naturally most popular with tse alley.
path = Boston Courier.
The man who knows IL all Is bad
enough. but he isn't a circumstance to
tbs man who knew IL all beforehand,
and Vino says tfter~ard that he told
you SO. S6merViilG Joufhai,
The New York World predicts that
foot ball will DO tho National Game.
Considering tho number OF broken
heads. legs. arms, etc, IL can scarcely
be called the rational game N. Y.
Sunday Times.
The annexation OF Ireland 10 the
United States was predicted at meet
Ing Ia New York city, the predic,er
forgetting that the United States has
been annexed to Ireland for some
time, Pittsburg Chronicle.
When minister gets I'D. D."
from a country college his fellow min.
listers who have been overlooked are
very apt TO exclaim: "Fiddle-dec-deer'
but IL costs him fifty dollars, just the
same. -Somerville Journal.
"Yes, my son, 1t Is doubtless be-
cause the farmer is so fond OF his
green fields and his meadows and his
hills and his woodland that he takes
10 naturally TO green goods when he
goes to the big city. boston Times
The only thing that mars the dandy's
peace OF mind is the fact that he isn't
imported. like everything he uses.
Meanwhile. from his lofty place in the
menagerie, the imported monkey
looks down on him, and maryels.
Puck.
An enterprising genius has invented
an illuminated cat made OF pastcboard
or tin, coated with phosphorus. 10 bs
placed in cellars, store-rooms and gar
rets TO frighten rats away. Now for
an illuminated police man. Chicago
Herald.
Considerable com ment has been e1-
cited by the fact that for the irst time
In the history OF this government
Greek has been elected TO congress.
But as there will be no Greek TO meet
this Greek, he will no get up any tug
OF war at present -Bosto Globe.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
The Country too Plat for a Rlilvay.

A scotchman who had been employ
ed nearly all his life in the building OF
railways in the Highlands of Scotland
came to the United States 10 his last
years and settled In new section on
the plains Of the far west Soon after
his arrival q project came up in his
new home for the construction OF n
railroad through the district and the
scotchman was applied 10 as a man Of
experience In such matters. '.Hoot.
mon," said he TO the spokesman of tho
scheme. '.ye Gamma build a railway
across the kentryF' why not. Mr..
Fergusonp" "Why notp' he repeated
with an air of settling the whole mat.
ter. why not7 And dinua you sec
the kentry's as fiat as fiure aud YOU
have nav place TO run your toonnels
through"
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
IustIees Of the snnrara c,nrt

The Supreme court OF the United
States was organized one hundred
years ago. Ia the century OF its ex.
ssteuce eight chief justices and forty.
four justices have been appointed to
its bench. While all Of these fifty-two
men have been learned in the Law, and
presumably Of local eminence at the
time OF their appointments. not all
have been SO conspicuous for ability
and attachments as to shed luster up.
on the court or leave behind them
Imperishable monuments in the record
Of its decisions We find IN the list.
along with the names OF Jay and
Marshall aud Rutledge and Woodbury.
and gray, the names OF weaker men
whom few now remember for any
thing they ever did or said
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
A skillfuI Fellow.

A horse attached TO a light wagon
fell down In the street and great
crowd gathered In moment Gentle
men," said the driver OF the horse.
standing up la the wagon, II will
entertain you few moments with an
account of the merits of Drogland's
household pills, ! have
But what about this horse7" some
one shouted
"Oh. he's all right. ! have trained
him TO lie down that way 10 attract n
crowd. Cheaper than music, you
know. Now as 10 these pills. I'd like
TO say" and then he ordered up the
horse, after which he delivered n
lecture, winding 1t up with a profit
able sale Of his goods. After a while
he drove TO another part OF the city
and his faithful horse fell down again
and drew another large crowd.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
A Boys Mother.

My mother she's SO good TO me,
Ef was good as could be,
! couldn't be as good no siri
Can't any boy be good as berl
She loves me when I'm glad or mad;
She loves me when Pm good er bad;
An, what's the funniest thing, she say
She loves me when she Furnishes.
/ don't like her TO punish me;
That don't hurt, but 1t hurts to SEQ
Her cryin'; men cry; an men
We both cry; an be good again.
She loves me when she cuts and sews
My little cloak and Sunday clothes;
An when my pa comes home to tea,
She loves him, most as much as me.
She laughs an tells him all said,
An grabs me up an pats my head;
An hug her, and hug my pa,
An love him purt' nigh much as ma
j. Whitcomb Riley,
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17

antiques here and there such as may
often be found in the iowly homes OF
Brittany; irundle beds which are hid
den beneath larger ones by day, and
do service anywhere by night; and
here and there shs sesfaring instinct
has caused ths rigging Of hammocks
from rotten nets or more Ingenious
bnes stili from Hides and barrel slaves.
Crsels and tabs afs fiiaJy sud vatious!
Chests black aud huge ars rshgsa
along the walls. And there are chairs
constructed from drift wood or tree
limbs. and seats OF square-hswn stone.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
COUNTRY SCHOOLS.
BIN Arp n. Some very s,nsisls Idsn On ne
sshleet.


Upon collegiate education ard eoun-
try schools Bill Arp has the following
TO say; l have but little patisnse
with these college, girls who skin
through and read b composition that
somebody else wrote, and carry home
painting that the teacher painted.
and then begin to circulate and visit
their classmates, and when Trey are
not eu the ge their classmates are on
th6 come. and here they 60 and there
they 20, and IL all costs money, ard
the old folks get no good, and 20 help.
and no comfort from either the coming
or going. and whes 1, is too late they
rsallss tina. sending ihe daughter TO a
tashiohaole college was q sad nistaSe.
II has not made them bad or strong
minded. but they are just no account,
that's ALI say II deliberately, ard
sfom long observation, that II girl IL
sent away from home TO college, and
stays there two or three years, nine
out OF ton will be no account whan
they come home, They fhay b6 good
scholars, and even smart III chemistry
and geometry and astronomy. but her
business In life is not to use the blow
pipe, nor measure the earth, nor the
stars. When the college is at home,
and the girl lives at home and helps
her mother, and does some housework
every day, college is a good thing
for her, but work must be mixed with
study, or the gisl or the boy will be no
account OF course, the girl will
come home accomplished. and Will
know how to stand up and sit down.
and walk around gracefully, and how
to smile and sing and rechne and
languish and all that. but she Is not
going TO cut and ft and make dress
for little Sally nor help Bob with his
arithmetic.
When a poor man looks straight at
the results he need not envy the rich
for being able TO send their children TO
college II he can give his own a good.
fair education at home he Is surer OF
their usefulness and success in lie,
and he ought to be content
Therefore. We want good schools at
home within our reach. Good schools
in every town and village and hamlet,
and II the state can't provide all the
money the county ought to supplement
IL with a county tar. The country
will never be able to cope with the
towns until her people have more and
better schools.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
A Faithful Esntry.

The oit-toId story OF Napoleon and
the sentinel repeated itself in curl
Gus manner a short time ago at Lac
ken. the iayorite residence Of the king
and queen OF the Belgians. Shortly
after dusk the queen, accompanied by
her favorite dogs, started on foot to
meet the king on his return from tho
Ardennes. The moon was rising. and
when she reached the end OF the park.
she was abruptly challenged by SEN
tinel, who demanded the password.
Her majesty had omitted TO provide
herself with il. but told the sentry
who she was. and asked 10 be allowed
10 proceed. The man politely but firm
ly declined. and the queen was compell-
ed 10 remain where che was until the
officer OF the guard was fetched, when
she was OF course Immediately re-
leased. The soldier on coming of
guard was numerically chafTed by his
comrades for bis temeriiy. but the
laugh was soon turned against them,
for when the officer on duty returned
from dining with the king and queen
he called the trembling sentry and
told him that his strict obedience to
orders was rewarded with 80 francs
from the queen, weeks leave and
promotion TO the rank OF corporal.
Strange 10 say. the whole OF his COM
panions who had unanimously con-
demned him now swear that neither
king, queen. nor prince shall ever
pass at Laekeu without the counter
sign.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
SPARKS or WIT.

.>r.. cIvsIsrs reception was fall
Thc rooms we're not ball full"
.Jw.,i. so,ne Of the guests did their
Ma, 10 make no for i. ---e: :. oe,a.a.
~ HAS Yelletrs good ear for masser
asked department clerk OF 40 ANA
s.ur. II don't know" IVES the reply.
II sbould think be might rffSisc y ser
viceable for carrying mssuscfIps
Washington foJ :.
Rich Banker 10 future son'in-lawJ
II ho,e Won appreciate. sir, that In
.,.,ryjn0 nv daughter you are marry
jgg d young girl full oil neart ssa
Generosity. Poor Young Mau-"fes
t,Jeed sir: and hope she gets these
analities from ber fsther."--harPers
Bazars ,
Cha.t ~ Landlord-"My room
.,s.sss me very much. indeed. There
oaguiticent spectacle from tha
,.,ndows, The sight II those mount
NJ" wsLa m me the foUdest recollec-
.sansr Landlord to waiter lwhisper-
Charge him dollar extra ,or
hayipg fond recollections Waked
Fiieaendc BLatteT.
Mrs. De Style" Dear mel What q
,ot 81 society news you've got hold Of
- even 20 a full description Of Miss
T,ptop's Paris trousseau. Where did
rop osi "A all?" Miss DE Style--''At
ihe symphony concert. ~ r. Week
lg.
q. peier--"Who are your" Shade
.cfhe author of Beautiful Snow ~
..st Peter--''well. trust the thought
Of Il viii keep you cool in your future
s,ate. will you 90 down by the
toboggan or the eleyatorF - A. r.
Herald.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
The Nice Little Wife a, Market

In close fitting tailor made dress
aud a light colored cape OF Persian
lamb, she appeared before the stall
keepers at Washington market New
York. She carried a Russia leather
note book with gold pencil and the
most artistic little willow basket i'm.
aginable- 20. the dear little piggies, -
she exclaimed, walking up TO where a
number OF pigs were incarceratsd.
"How much are they pair?"
Eight and half. num-" said the
butcher.
''lsn't that pretty dear?n she asked,
timidly. II guess III take some
oysters instead" she said, walking
over to where the men we're busy
opening the emblems OF silence. II
want some oysters sent up; escalloped
oysters" she said, with plenty oil
rais!ns in them"
%. those lovely purple pumpkins," I"
she said. walking over to a stand
where lot OF Edam cheese was dis
played.
"rll take four OF these. know It's
plebeian, but Reginald does Ike
pumpkin pies"
Are all hams yellow like these?'
she asked, pointing to counter full.
mo, Miss that's only tho cover"
said the man in charge.
Those lovely pink onions will just
match my china. How do you sail
them a dozenP'
''seyenty-fye cents bushel," said
the huckster.
Send me up two bushels" she sal.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
Ths Gallant Georgia Editor.

When Georgia editor decides to
say handsome thing. he says IL very
thoroughly. Tho other day an editor
10 that state wrote the following para
graph about local young lady who
had just finished crazy quilt: 'siiss
Marielon Armstrong is one OF those
rich. rare. ripe beauties in face. form,
mind and soul that by their virtues,
powers and worth gave to the south 8
race OF heroes that has never beer
approached in manly manliness by anJ
land or any cline"
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
EomnthinR In IL

The theory that a vicious man can
be told by the shape OF his head has
been laughed at but out OF 400 dIa.
grams OF bad mems heads taken bv
the warden of Joliet only a very few
closely it the diagrams Of visitor,
heads. Nearly all murderers have thu
same shaped craniums, no matter how
much their faces differ.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
Not superziitious.

"Now father" said the youth, "i
have fixed up q check for a small
amount 10 my favor, and oil It wants
is your name at the bottom"
''rm sorry my son, but I've beer
converted from all superstitious ideas
ever had"
Il don't see what that has to do
with it."
II don't believe in signs. Wash
ington Post
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
Plaster Can Be Made LIKE Marble.

Marmoreine is the name OF newly
invented liquid possessing the quality
OF hardening plaster. single ap-
plicaticn being claimed to render
plaster as hard as marble and un-
affected by repeated washings. This
result is accomplished not by the mere
formation Of an impervious coating.
but by an actual chemical change in
the constitution Of the plaster This
treatment is in extensive use IL In.
gland and France.
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
Pockets That WIN No, Rip.

The advantages Of pocket that has
no sewed seams and cannot rip and
that Is neat and smooth in the gar
ment are such as will bs appreciated
by every masculine reader such q
pocket is the invention Of an ingenious
Yankee, who calls his device safety
seamless pocket The peculiarly Of
these pockets is that they are woven
complete in one piece. No stitching
or sewing Is necessary 70 make them
ready for use, but they are turned out
by the loom Ia the exact form In
which they are required for trousers,
Mohave County miner., 1891-01-17
Let Him Alma.

A box of hardware weighing 600
pounds fell overheard from a vessel at
Vancouver, and an oetupus. who
thought he bad struck a soft thing.
drew it along tho sandy bottom of
the harbor for distance Of 400 feet
before becoming discouraged. Among
the ''don'ss' 70 be observed is dos's
fool with an octopus.