Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-06-16
THE COTTON BLOssOMs.
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\ Delegation Arrives From the City of
Detroit.
II. Quad IN Ne7c York World.

will be followed by their families in Il
few days. To avoid seaSickneSS and
danger of falling into luxurious habits,
they came, throughv onni freight trains,
and thoroughly posted themselves. on
the geography of the country they
passed over.
Sir Isaac Walpole'is, i-neSv'to Brother
Gardner, the best-known colored man
in the world. He the MAJ who made
the discovery that 'poSsum oiland green
persimhhohS rubbed on the handle oftPe
front door would Keep Ia 'h0odUo away,
and his answer to Bob Pueers0N is re-
garded as the greatest dressing down
that celebrated 'hnbelieVer ever got.
Sir Isaat's motto is: Nobody was cher
made 10 change his -Opnyuhs by bein'
knocked down wild SQUASH"
Waydown Bebee was for six years
Secretary of the Lime KilnClub and he
vas the first resident of Michigan to
spell ''Sagar" with an oh" and make a
90 of it, His published instructions,
entitled How to Detect Gunpowder in
a Stick Of Firewood," have saved thou
sands of stoves in this country from be-
ing blown up and rendered worthless.
His mottOis: "Nebber lend money to a
man who leaves his clothesline ont frew
de week. '.
Giycadam Jones is the individual who
used 20 guard the outer portals, lead in
trusive strangers down stairs; and take
possession of charters which branch
clubs had forfeited but refused to give
up. His looks are deceptive. He is not
only naturally tenderhearted, but has
a mind which runs to the sciences. He
is the man who discovered that chilbains
were the result Of lying with the head
covered up and the.feet out of bed, and
was the first man in this country to cure
lop-shouldeP by fastening weight to
the other one and pulling il down on a
level. His motto Is: AlluS heV some Of
your own friends on de Jury dat tries
yohr ease. " ar it' -"'A DAD
Elder Penstock, Samuel Shin, and
Shindig Watkins, are known,as the trio
who put in 81 cents apiece and discovers
ed the SCIENCE Of perpetual motion, but
lost it a day or two later when the Eli
der'S barn was struck, by lightning.
They are men Of, strong individuality
and If there is such a thing as proving
to the public that the. sun,moves around
the world they will do it before the
summer s.over. 4..,,..i.. .ar t~o.qo p.
When the regular meeting Opened at
Watermelon HAIL. Saturday evenings
Judge Whyf0re Jonnson arr9seand m9yeq
that therules be suspended, and. that
the new arrivals be deGlaFfeN Anapl1
mousjy elected as memberSo The m0tC
lion was seconded from all parts OF tha
hall. and vas carried with such ,enthu5
dis ais shin 81 4hG F6d:h6t st65vR, ana Prof,
sShy,ock White broke pane Of glass ail
.one ofthe alley windows and came very
near Deing1fGed Sl7,Oo 90 - gre g
ApplicatiOns'were received From four
teen different States and Canada, aggre-
eating twenty-eight NAMES. Among
others were those of Prof. Anthony
Dawson, the colOred hooking bird, of
Alabama, and Sir Godfrey Hazeiton,I
known all over the South for his essay
entitled, WAX de 'Tatqr Bug. Neober
Attacks de Onion. ..... $500. ..
The Committee on AppIlcatlonS an
nounced that they had rejected the lol-
lowing applications for causes named;
Lord Enthusiastic Tompkihs, Of LonfS
Vile, Ky, for refusing to pay back pew
rent and for litkihg the Trustee who
came to dun him for it. '''.'. ..
General Disqualified 'Steoblns, OF Col- :.
umbus, O., for going to the poStoihce
fourteen times in one day and pretend
ing that he expected money oroer., ,
Uncle Henry Clay Green, OF Ierre
Haute, Ind, for leaving loo OF w @ll!tt.l
washing at d critical period ana going
otf to dog nght; .,,n.hi mi.
A Go p &c. iIoin vse 3o1'
OF the Last MAI HIuo' ~ -. IA
inquired II Ihe Col'on p.ol s,oeits, 10y
do them the great hoiot ~ $3.50 - "ID
exchange ideas on suoJectS oi Vl VA III
terest to the people OF America
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p.ieu pro1net l.HTdNt ~, 100 vas
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by cfoss-eSeG sttta s elna" 80 w OWN
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