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The critic., 1891-03-24
YelegraHs to The Critic"
rELEeRApHIc NEWS NOTES.


Grip is epidemic again in New York
City.
The burned Fifth Avenue Theatre in
New York is to be rebuilt.
Dillon and O'Brien have been removed
from Galway Jail to Cork jail.
The wife of Professor Vincenzo Botta,
wcll-known literary woman of New York,
is dead.
Hugh c. Miller, aged %, partially con-
fesscd having caused incendiary fires in
Brooklyn.
II is thought the appointment Of a
coadjutor for Bishop Loughlin of Brook
lyn will be urged.
Southern women are taking an active
and prominent part in the organization
of 1.-THE Daughters of the Revolution in
New York.
Mr.. Parnell is experiencing such great
difficulty III obtaining hearing before
the people i'm Ireland that the service of
the police is required at his meetings.
The British Government has made
public the correspondence that passed
between IL and Newfoundland on the
proposed fishery convention between
Newfoundland and the United States.
The striking machinists in the Rich
mond Locomotive Works have been Joined
by the moulders, and the Trades Council
of the city has recommended general
strike next Saturday unless the trouble
with the machinists is settled before that
day.
The Boston Herald has dispatch from
Halifax which states that great excitement
exists in Newfoundland over the action OF
the British government in proposing coer-
cion in the fishery dispute with France,
and tnat delegates will be sent to London
to formally protest 1t is predicted that
the protest will be fruitless, and that the
Newfoundland Legislature will appeal to
the United States for protection and for
admission as State of the republic.
Upon leaving the courtroom at Cork,
Ireland, yesterday, at the conclusion of
the trial of case in which his brother
obtained damages for libel againsta mem
ber of the Parnelite party, Mr.. Timothy
Healy, one of Mr.. Parnell's bitterest OPP
ponents, was surrounded by mob, who
tried to assault him. Mr.. Healy took
refuge in hotel dressingroom. A man
followed him, turned out the gas in the
room, and then struck Mr.. Healy a power
full blow in the face, inflicting an ugly
wOund.
The critic., 1891-03-24
M'KINLEY.


Who Is 1t brought me to one coatl
Mckinley.
And ne'or munler to my throalf
Mckinley.
Who II the man that uses All means
To cut me on from beef aud green's
And makes me live on pork and belns'
Mckinley.
Who wages fierce intestine WARP
Mckinley,
-. McKiuleyiH
Who makes me drink domestic beer,
hOngh its effects on me are queer,
And forces Guinness mp 70 deari
Mckinley,
Who makes me go from bad to worsei
Mckinley
And leancr get in form and purse
Mckinley,
Who II II causes me to swear
And stamp my feet and tear my hair,
And With lived soma other wherci
Mckinley.
Who has at last "oorleaped his seller
Mckinley.
Aud fal'n o't'olhor side" as well
Mckinley.
VINO thought the nation was his dupe,
And rode 70 proudly cOck-a-hOOp,
1ill now he's struggling in tho eonpf
Mckinley.
-New York Truth.
The critic., 1891-03-24
A LYMPH FOR DRUNKARDs.
Whisky Drinkers Have an Injection
and Are Cured.
Dispatch TO he. .Pliiadeiphia Record,


Dispatch TO tie Ph(iadelphia Record.
CHICAGO, March GA lymph to cure
drunkenness The announcement of the
discovery of such a remedy has been made
by DIR. Leslie Keeley of Dwight, ILL.,, after
having performed 5000 successful expert
ments upon confirmed drunkards. In a
measure the lymph Is only little less
wonderful in the remedies II works than
Koch's famous liquid for consumptives.
DR.. Kelley says that he Is absolutely
sure that by asingleinjection OF bichloride
OF gold any man can be transformed from
q disciple of the demon into iirst-class
prohibitionist. The treatment is onlyre-
quired for few days, or at most two
weeks. Out Of the thousands OF the
worst specimens of drunkards in Illinois
and Iowa, whom the Doctor has treated
at his institute in Dwight, there has not
been one who went away uncured.
~ give them all the whisky they want
when they come to me-" said DIR. Kelley.
IAN excellent whisky, too. My. how
some of the old topers do gnzzle IL for
about two days. IN the meanwhile Pm
getting IN the lymph"
The third day after leaving Shots" as
u is called, of the bichloride OF gold, there
is little whisky asked for. The patients
do not abhor it, but they feel first rate
without it, and don't have bit more crav-
ing. for liquor than a child has. An ap-
petite for food increases, and the ex-
drunkards brace upin spirits and manli-
ness. g.. Ntt tft
The chemical action of the lymph upon
the system of a person who has used q
great deal of alcohol apparently counter
acts the effects of the poison and drives
away any appetite for strong beverages.
The lymph is also cure for the opium
craze, and the most confirmed users of the
deadly drug are healed of their malady in
fortnight. Cocaine is another prey OF
this gilt-edged liquid and modification
of the injection is expected to Danish an
periments with the weed" have yet been
made.
DIR. Keeley's institute is the Mecca of q
constant stream of sodden drunkards who
are pouring in from all directions.
The critic., 1891-03-24
TOO MUCH SWEETNESS.
How the New York Sugar Trust Rather
Overdid Themselves.

Overdiu themselves.
New YoRK, March 2I.--The Herald this
morning says that the Sugar Trust has
mapped out fine scheme by which it
will save itself from losses which 1t
was likely to incur because of big over
production for March, April lst the price
of granulated sugar will abruptly go down
TO ~ cents pound. This is because of
the change in the tariff. To-day the price
is 81 cents. The trust overestimated the
March demand and now finds itself
overloaded with sugars manufactured
from duty-paying raw material. If this
stock is carried beyond April 1st, the loss
to the reliner will amount to considerably
over cent per pound or an aggregate
loss to the combine OF close to sJo0,0O).
AS outlined by well-informed sugar
men the scheme of the trust seems to be
nothing short of deliberate move to
make the Government pay over to the
trust for its March sugars D cents per
pound. This q centsis q drawback which
the Government allows for export sugars
and this is precisely what the trust is
after. 1t has been noticed for some time
past that the trust has been engaging
freight r. ON for GLASGOW on liberal
scale and the popular opinion is that these
sugars are going abroad to secure the draw
back and furthermore that they are coming
right back again to be sold in this market
at the April price.
The critic., 1891-03-24
A POLITICAL TRICK
Said to he Hatching Away Out West In
Montana.

SAID TO he Hatching Away Out West In
Montana.
New York, March 2i.---A special TO the
World from Butte, Mont, says a move
ment has been begun by the leaders of the
Republican party in Washington to throw
Montana into the Republican column IN
1892, insure the election of Saunders to
the Senate, steal three electoral votes from
the Democracy and contest the seat of
Representatiye-elect Dixon. The object
of the Republicans is to disfranchise 1000
naturalized citizens, all, or nearly all, of
whom are Democrats, because of tech
nical error in the process of naturaliza-
tion. This error was the swearing of the
men in the open air instead of in the Office
OF the city clerk.
The case of Mrs. Langtry will be taken
as precedent, her naturalization having
been declared irregular and void by the
United States because the oath was ad-
ministered at her room in hotel instead
of in the clerks office. II is the intention
of the projectors of the scheme to keep
the cases pending until after the next
Presidential elections, SO that in the mean
time the 1000 men will be kept from
voting.
The critic., 1891-03-24

hI6cidi 10 ne 81. Louis Globe Doin0cra'.
SANANToNIo, Ten, March 20.-A method
has been discovered by the physician ex-
perimcnting with Koch's lymph in this
city which regulates its action to GER
tainty. For several weeks he has noticed
in his most favorable cases that the fol-
lowing thing happened; After single in
jeciions the patient gave slight evidences
of the lymph's action for several days. in
some as long as four days. This action he
attributed either 10 some popularity in the
local or general circulation of the patients
that caused it to be absorbed slowly. This
action he has sought to regulate in all
cases by rendering the lymph less fluid
and less absorbable by the addition of an
innocent chemical. BY this means the
lymph becomes more fluid, and Is con-
yerted INTO, a kind of magazine or depot
for the general system, from which the
body draws Just sufficient each day for the
best effect. This kind Of reaction he finds
to be gentle and sopDriilc, II does not
cause loss of body weight and strength,
and other unpleasant effects that the more
violent and explosive method, as now
used, produces. In many trials of this
method he has not yet had single un-
pleasant effect. The composition viii, of
course, soon be given to the profession.
The critic., 1891-03-24

lT Will III WELL for ex-senator HENRY
w. BLAIR to consider the situation very
carefully before he actually sets sail for
china. They have been taking mighty
severe measures with missionaries over
there within the past few weeks. Mr..
BiAII is a missionary. Mr.. BLAIR had
better look ont. Just why the Chinese
should cherish bitterness toward the mis-
sionaries, we utterly fail to see. Those
good men grid up their loins and go to
China for China's good, not for their own.
They neglect the vicious, the depraved,
the sinful and the lost ut home, in order
To sally forth and save the Chinaman
abroad. In their eyes a quiet, we'll
behaved heather is more awful specta-
Gle than reeking criminal in New
York or Chicago slum. They shed tears
over the wickedness, the degradation and
the baTharism within their own gates,
but the distant Mongol, dwelling peace.
fully under his own laws and blindly
content with the thing he calls his re-
lirion is an object of still greater
and holier solicitude. So the mis-
sionaries go forth, leaving all manner of
crime and godlessness behind them-go
forth TO save those who dream not of
their danger. AS we said, ii is mex
rlicable to us that the Chinese should OBJ
ject to this but they do. For some mys-
terious reason they take IL i'll that
strangers invade their lives, interfere with
their customs and NEEDLE in their con-
victions. And they have signaized this
resentment by butchering missionary
here and there and by maltreating and
chasing others. We do not think that
Mr.. BLAIR is safe in going to China. We
say il with solemn emphasis and after
prayerful deliberation. He may go there
as an Extraordinary Envoy-which he will
doubtless be-but he cannot long conceal
his true character of missionary. And
then what dreadful consequences may
not ensue
The critic., 1891-03-24
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The critic., 1891-03-24


GEoEGr w. CABLE CANNOT forgive New
Orleans. He was never in the social swim
there and the fact rankles. They did not
ostracze him on account of his books
He was ont Of 1t before he ever. wrote
book. But in the clammy little cavity he
calls his soul he nurses that spark of
rancor with deathless vigilance. OF course
nobody in New Orleans cares what ne
thinks about them. Nobody ever did care.
We often see the statement published
that CABLE carried his musket in the
Confederate army and risked his life
for the Southern cause, and yet is in dan
ger of violence should he return to his
old home, SO bitter IS the feeling against
him, on account of his political writings.
This interesting rigmarole appears about
the time GEORGE starts on lecture tour,
and is used as an advance poster. There
isn't word of truth in it, however.
CABLE was regimental quartermaster's
clerk for few weeks before hostilites
got within six hundred miles of his To-
raIity, and then he got tired and went
home. As for his being in danger if he
went back to New Orleans, the proposi-
ton is too absurd for argument. The
people OF that city would as soon think
of getting out u howitzer TO shoot toad
stool, as Of wreaking vengeance on man
who has never harmed them.
The critic., 1891-03-24

A man in Milwaukee saw woman fall
words of consolation and she sent him
deed of $4,000 house. A man in Peoria
did the Very same thing, and the woman
yelled for her husband who was near by.
and he came running up and broke the
CONSIDERS nose. The safest way is to go
down three squares and turn in fire
alarm. .-DefiON Free Press.
The critic., 1891-03-24

117uE Gnr.r pENNsyI,yANIA RoIITR
IN thc North Wcst and soutbwest
Double Track. Splendid scsncry.
o'ee IN Isa1!s Eryxcr JAMuSRW iS ii aia'pne"'
Trains leave WSshinoton from station cor.
Ss ner Of isi Sixth ana ~ Streets. % as follows: % wi
TED Fsnness Of up PuIlman Vsst,bnie vars n
io @ daS rssa L,ns ans SO ~ q ss
siccninc Car from Pitfsbnro 4, indisnsn"-
= ia s}iitsbnrc ~ c,oinmhSss a ifoos,s y, Ski.
raco St innis ihIcsSs ana Cinrinnnfi
Express, $50 D. m. daily. Psrior oar Wash.
rsSorg S,on 70 70 nm, a5H GSicSc ,ncIn.
npti. and Dining Gar Hsrf61krfe - 81.
prcss at TSoS' M. ND dstiy' wiz al NH 675s
Wesh;,gtcn ~ II 1hicsyy,. ..To Al <.5S -.cr-
nsetnr Mh'nsaSn1 saS1y 70 Al f1safS srfrisb6 s nicSes
,espsnTIs pnIniS iof tSisSl',s csr are ku sns
en- Gnfpsgo,n pis.sn,r rscinc d H1ppfSe: Ky wv Say,
Sleeper to pittsbnrx snd RitlsAsss y cki-
sAi'rlMoRE AND =, foIosAc 4 RAlns0An y. ss,.,l
are Pals daily. sxcspt sssd 10 I: = .,-
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slcepinr Csr WsShiSS Hon Ss3s ts R"s SSssrS'
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FoR HtfAprLpniA ONLY. Fast Exprcss $40
The critic., 1891-03-24

Says woman writer in the ST. Louis
RtpdJlici We are told the purpose of these
womensconyentions ia. educate .Amerl-
thing. The object of these affairs is to
concentrate influence and power in the
hands Of the dozen or two leaders and sec
retaries who sit in bonnets on the plat
forms through the sessions and get head
aches and shed their hair by 50 doing.
Convention work is very bad for the hair
anyhow, and politics turns 1t gray faster
than trouble while rs for wrinkles, you
might have the serpent's tooth aud the
thankless child together for craving tools,
and you could not write the lines deeper
than carking ambition carves them in
these leading women's faces.
The critic., 1891-03-24

Nine. Fursch-Mad has telegraphed to
her manager in this country, Mr.. /. NJ.
Ruben, that owing to the sudden illness
of her little daughter she is Obliged to re-
main in Europe this season.
The critic., 1891-03-24

If ONE WANTED TO add to the unpleasant
ness of his situation one might ask the
young man arrested yesterday for obtain
ing money under false pretenses, Houck
came YOU so?
The critic., 1891-03-24

Llewellyn II. Powell has been trans
forred TO the county jail at Redwood City
from San Francisco. lie now awaits his
fourth trial for the killing OF Ralph $.
pearance during tho two years he has
been locked up.
The critic., 1891-03-24
ENGLAND VS.. VENEZUELA.

The First Battle Between the Two
Powers Fought.
NEW YoRR, March 2i.-A special cable
dispatch from Puerto, Cabello, to the
Herald says the first fight between the
Venezuelans and the English on the from
tier Of British Gniana has occurred.
The critic., 1891-03-24

In WAS BOUND TO come. GEORGE w.
CABLE broke out the other day in violent,
long-range denunciatlon of the people of
New Orleans for their action in con-
nection With the Malta troubles. GEoEGE
The critic., 1891-03-24

lf GOVERNOR BuLKELrY keeps on, he
may succeed in demonstrating that poll
tics, MS well as love, laughs at locksmiths.
The critic., 1891-03-24

Ex-srNAToR BLAIR is going to China
after all. Perhaps he has compr1misol
with the Mongollan monarch. Perhaps he
only wants to take long sea voyage at
the public expense
The critic., 1891-03-24

In THE SPRING the poets pulses get
tbawed out in fancy's glare, while tire
bretzes, chill and rancous, hold caucus
r0rnd his lair.
The critic., 1891-03-24

fIOW NE oN64VeHdHNu IFdNgcflW.
There is said to be woman in this
town who has has not missed lighting
fire in iorty-fiye years. Her husband is
probably the oldest fire escape on record.
The critic., 1891-03-24

siNcE JERRY RusH issued his horse book
bis Presidential prospects are growing
apace.
The critic., 1891-03-24

Mn. CLEVELAND HAS written another
tariff letter. These cpistles always reach
their destination. Also the newspapers.
The critic., 1891-03-24
PALTiMoRE s ONO RAILROAD.

rcheuuic III cucct Jhhuhry IL iovl.
Leave Washington from station corner Of New
Jersey avenue and q street. .
FoR CHICAGO and Northwest, Vcstibuled
Limited express daily i1.30 q. M, express
$40 p. m.
express daily, $50 and ii 20 p. m.
FoR PITTsBURa and Cleveland, express daily,
II 80 a. m. and $50 p. nj.
For LEXINGTON and points In the Shenandoah
Valley, tl040 a. m.
For WINCHESTER and way stations, 1880 p. m.
For LuRAY, sS50p. IN.
Fon BALTIMoRE, week days, 405, 800, 6.36,
7.20, 7.30, 900, 4b-minutos), $50, g.35, O1.0O,
1900, 4j-minutes), a. M, 1910, 2i5, 250, (3.16
d5minutes), 325, 4.25, 4.30 900, 45-minutes),
The critic., 1891-03-24

1T WOULD BE INTERESTING to know Just
how much influence the Malta Buncornbe
has had on some of the prominent
Italians" whose heated fulminations
have gone forth recently against the citi-
zens Of New Orleans.
The critic., 1891-03-24

JonN J.. suLIlvANs exoneration by the
.-sseNsyk Elks from the charge of drunken
ness waS not unexpected. JoHH Is big
gun, and II is not always safe to know he
is loaded
The critic., 1891-03-24

II IpIE WEATHER BUREAU doesn't grind
to better purpose, winter will get more
than the lions share of March this year.
The critic., 1891-03-24
CLORlDA

FLoHiDA
Lands held in reserve for serveral years by
the State Government are now opened to set
tiers ut their actual value.
These reserved lands lie along the eastern or
Atlantic Coast, between st. Augustine and Bis
cayne Bay, one-half mile TO six miles from the
ocean, argc portion being ia below the
frost limits.
This is the only eastern section IN the United
States where 1t Is possible to raise scmi-tropi-
cal fruit, and where carly vegetables and fruits
can be raised in time TO catch the highest
Northern prices.
Much OF this land is owned by the Florida
Coast Line Canal and Transportation Com.
pany, and bears q fine growth OF timber,
from which large sums may be realized. The
section along the Indian River and Lake Worth
is well settled, and the land Is the most valna.
BILE In the State, the cast coast being tapped by
four railways, and the rivers along the coas
being navigatcd by steamboats,.
Improved transportation facilities and do.
lightfnl climate (being so near the ocean the
air is much more bracing than further inland)
make this an excellent opportunity for actual
settlers.
Prices OF land range from S2pcr acre upward.
We shall be pleased to send maps, township
plans and full Information to all who are inter.
ested.
FLORIDA COAST LINE CANAL AND
TRANSPORTATION CO.,
ST. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA.
JOHN W. DENNY. President.
The critic., 1891-03-24

is the Crescent City's RrDyAHp KrrLiSa.
He finds safe footing in the domain of
fiction. But as a commentator on social
conditions he is apt to jump at conclu-
sions and get his feet tangled in the bogs.
The critic., 1891-03-24

TIM CmTlc SEEMS to be in the way of
getting lucid and instructive postal cards
these days. Here is one that came to Us
from Philadelphia;
PHA., Sunday 90, '0l.
sIIs, Responsible You are alone before
our Courts for your acts. and never NJ H.
IHsory God or DcUNl Education peryerse
10 Truth and Nature is The Oriybie Of
haia0n Virtues and Crimes; Snpe,7idiurl
liz Doctriaes will everywhere rob Hi-
mGnHV Of Rghts and Liberty aud P,os-
parity under Jdlse p,efehce.
on. NJ. d.
These thoughts have often occurred to
MS before-often, but never in such con
secntiye and coherent shape. We hope
10 hear from this correspondent again,
The critic., 1891-03-24

PoLmcs CONTINUE to be interesting in
Ireland. TIN HEALy, PARNELL's most
undictiye enemy, had his eyeglasses
smashed into his eyes and may lose his
sight. This is All even more impressive
and powerful political argument than
striking PAnNRII. in the face with bag
of lime.
The critic., 1891-03-24
COMMISSIONER OF DEEDS.

N s.BuNDy, CoM'R or DEEDS gOR ALL
As States and Territories, 40o La. ave-, opp.
City Hall.
The critic., 1891-03-24

Senator Stewart of Nevada is In New York
stll on private business, but is expected here
In n few days.