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The morning news., 1891-11-26
RnlIciozinp Tactics.

The republicans in New York are trying
TO get possession Of the New York Assembly
by bulldozing the official caavassers and by
asserting that the democrats are trying TO
steal the legislature" 1t is evident that the
democrats have no intention to do any
stealing. The official canvass, according
to Gov. Hill, gives them two majority. The
republicans are seeking to deprive them of
this majority by bulidozing tactics, and 1t
Is certain that they would not hesitate to
steal a majority il they could do so success
fully. Indeed it looks very much as il the
republicans were trying ito steal the legisla-
ture" and that the democrats were trying
to prevent them.
The Senate, as well as the Assembly, is
very close. and a day or two ago a repub-
ncan senator died. At once the republican
organs began to make great noise about
the necessity for having a special election
in the senatorial district in which the va
cancy exists. They are telling Gov. Hill
what his duty in the premises is and insist
ing that if he fails to order special election
before the meeting of the legislature he will
be guilty Of a deliberate attempt to defraud
VIC poOPAS VI VIGIL Alehtos VI sOA4okuluk w
that effect.
In our dispatches yesterday the death of
a democratic member Of the Assembly was
announced. 1t will be interesting to notice
whether the republican organs will be as
anxious to have an election to hll the va
cancy in the Assembly as they have been to
have one to fill the Senate vacancy.
With such a record the Republican party
has for stealing offices, from the presidency
down. it would seem as if it would not have
the etfrontery to charge the Democratic
party with stealing. Behind its mask of
virtue, however, it seems to hesitate at
nothing.
There does not appear to be any reason
to doubt that the democrats are rightfully
entitled to the majority in the Assembly
which the canvessing boards give them, and
and it is safe to say that nothing the repub-
Iican organs can say or the republican leai>
ers do will cause them to give up what
belongs to them.
The morning news., 1891-11-26
A Difference of Opinion

Col Livingston and Senator Ellington do
not agree as TO the extent which the third
party sentiment prevailed in the recent
alliance convention at indianapolis. Col.
Livingston was a delegate 70 the conven-
tion and Senator Ellington was not. Both
have given their impressions of the
views which have been published
in Atlanta. Col Livingston says that
the third party had only a small represen-
tation in the convention, bus that it had
some very active lobbyists on the outside.
Senator Ellington is of the opinion that
fully seven-tenths of the members of the
convention favored the third party and he
is satisfied that at the February meeting
the other three-tenths will favor it also.
It must be admitted that Col Livingston's
opportunity for gathering correct informa-
ton was better than Senator Ellington's,
because he was on the inside and heard what
the delegates had to say IN their secret con-
fsrences. Senator Ellington heard the talk
on the outside. His association doubtless
was largely with those who were at Indian
apolis for the purpose Of influencing the
alliance to take some action favorable to
the third party. Still, It'll remarkable that
be should differ so greatly with Col. Liv-
ingston upon matter in which both are 30
deeply interested and concerning which
both sought information.
Col. Livingston was anxious that the con-
vsnkon should take no action with regard
10 tie third party. and it did NOT, and IL
may Be that he was really deceived as TO the
extent which the third party sentiment pre-
vailed. On the other hand, it is understood
that Senator Ellington is heartily in favor
Of the third party, and, that being the case,
he may have regarded the third party indi-
cations much more favorably than the facts
| warranted. The probabilities are that
neither Col. Livingston nor Senator Eliing-
ton saw the situation as it actually was.
Each was too much interested In finding a
condition OF affairs in harmony with his
views to see the exact truth.
| President Polk in an interview in Wash
ington hints that there will be very i'm
| portant political action taken at the Feb
ruary meeting. He declares that the old
parties are on the verge Of coalescing. This
seems 20 indicate that in his opinion there
will be a third party, and that the back
boneNof it will be the organizations which
were recently in session at Indianapolis.
1t is certain thata big effort is going to
be made to carry the National Farmers Al
lance and all its auxiliary organizations
into the third party. Whether IL will suo-
ceed or not is a question that cannot now be
answered with any degree of certainty.
| But if there should be third party, it
would not play a very conspicuoI:s mart in
the national campaign. The struggle be-
tween the Democratic and Republican
| parties for supremacy is going to be tre-
mendous one, and will SO completely absorb
the attention Of the whole country that a
third party would secure but scant con-
sideration
The morning news., 1891-11-26
BRIGHT BITS.

HE-Oan I-er-dare to love your
She-You may love me if you wish. do not
know whether you can or not.
He-Neither do I.-IndidndpoIis Journal.
DYsPEPT1C AMERICAN Din Liverpool shop
How mnch for these hot water bottles? l ex-
something can keep on my stomach.-Brook-
lyn Life.
THAT ELECTION, SIR was carried by open
bribery. The money flowed like water
Like water?" echoed the astonished demo-
crat. rs that all you know about our wardi"
Chicago Tribune.
PEACE reiEns throughout prosperous land,
Our labors we renew with zest,
The orator is silent and
The campaign liar takes a rest.
-Ne,o York Press.
PRIMUs-Col. Bluegrass shut his eyes when he
drank my cognac. Too strong for him. you
supposef
Secundus-No; guess he didn't like to look
at it for fear 1t would make his mouth water.
Judge. II
BEGeAR-Please, sir, won't you give me dol
lar to buy medicine for me SICK wife?
Gentleman-See, herel Only a week ago you
said your wife was dead and you ueeded money
to bury her.
Bsggar-Y-e-s. This is another one-Neto
York Weekly.
THEY were Irishmen, and, made friendly by
the orogue, started conversation PRESENTLY
up came the usual question from Dennis. AN
where are you from, Patf'
"Bedad, answered Pat, Pm from livery place
but this, an it's from this place I'll be soon, be
jabers H-Hdrper's Young PeoDLe.
CLARrssA-You had your likeness taken at
Cameras, you says
Ethel-Yes 'fF &
C,-Why did you 20 there9 He is not much
of an artist.
E-He took very handsome portrait Of me.
Gle did? Then he must be very clever.
Los angeles Times.
EDIToR-You say that you feel perfectly
capable of running the editorial department Of
this paper?
Yale Graduate-Yes, sir.
Editor-Well, sit right down in my chair and
write a column giving the reasons for the recent
republican defeat and you can have my position
for good.-Frank Leslte's Weekly.
GRIGGsBY is dining quietly when his peace of
mind is disturbed by party of Yale men at an
adjoining table who are loudly praising their
foot ball team and belittling the teams of
other colleges. Griggsby stands it for a
quarter of an hour and then by furious
humping upon the table gets waiter to him.
Bring me a Princeton man, quick" he shouts
The Yale men vanish.-Neao York Post.
UNCLE GEoRGE-I see that Mr.. Amblebelgh
has got home from Europe.
Aunt Hannah-You don't mean it"
Uncle George-Yes, IL saw his name in the
list of saloon passengers in the steamer that got
In yesterday
Aunt Hannah-Among the saloon passengers
And he always claimed to be a total abstainerl
THERE | believe you can't trust anybody now
adays.--BostoH Transcript.
The morning news., 1891-11-26
That Thanksgiving Dinner.
From the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
How dear to our hearts is the Thanksgiving din
ner.
AS fond recollections present it to view,
When father'd come home from the rattle
winner,
And bring along with him a gobbler or two.
All then in the kitchen was hurry and bustle
Sis weeping at having the onions to shell.
Aud mother Just making the whole OF us hustle
To hasten the dinner that filed us so well
The Thanksgiving dinner, the gorgeous old din
ner,
The big turkey dinner that filled us SO well,
Oh how can all the ingredients measure
That dear bill of lading prescribed as our
store,
The turk and his mystic abdominal treasure,
The beans and the giblets, the gravy galore,
The cider we brought In a jug from the depot,
The truck agricultural none could excel,
And ah the lush fruit of cucurbita nepo-
The dear pumpkins pies that we garnered so
we'll
Yum, yum, what dinner That turk and punk
dinnerl
That Thanksgiving dinner that crammed us so
we'll!
The morning news., 1891-11-26
overwhelming Hospitality.

OhOt ~ ACA-@-Aae L405pASGnbys
For the first time he stepped into law orice
on Walnut street, says the Philadelphia Press,
and. bowing politely to the student, asked:
VIII you allow me TO look at your city direc-
tory a few minutess"
Certainly replied the student
He seized the directory. dropped into q chair
and, after consulting Gopsil a few minutes
looked up and said:
Can trouble you for a small scrap Of pa
perY'
He was accommodated.
Then he took up pea from the desk dipped
IL into the ink, scrbbled few lines on the paper
and smingly asked the student:
Have you an old enveloped:"
The student surveyed him few seconds. then
replied:
"Of course. Here you aIe Anything else"'
If you could sell me 2-cent stamp I would
be oblighe1."
With pleasure. Two cents. please. Any
thing else:''
"N-no Think not. thank you -
Overcome by the magnificent cheek displayed
the student. drawing his watch, said: You
may want TO know the time. It is Just 800;
don't think there Is any law against splitting on
the noor: smoking is allowed, and here is a
match. We all put our feet up on the desks
ana see no reason why you can't, too.
Here is an evening paper Shall have the
Office boy mail the letter for you? Just put
your hat on the rack over there, and if the rat
tie OF the writing g-machiue disturbs you I'll have
the stenographer stop
You overwhelm me with your politeness,
murmured the man. Il am very sorry that
can't partake OF your hospitality"
What Not goingg I'm sorry for that.
Well- call again when you haven't anything
else to do. We will always be pleased to see
you. Good-by"
And as the door closed the student looked over
at his preceptor and gasped:
That must be the King of Gaulr'
The morning news., 1891-11-26
INDEX TO NgE ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETISos Auxiliary at Mickva Israel;
Savannah Lodge No. SO, K. OF P; Zerubbabel
Lodge No. IS, F. and A NJ
SPECIAL LEoTIcEs-Postponemen Of s. T. and
s. Club Masquerade Ball; Closing of Ludden &
Bates S. NJ H; Mrs. Tully and Massage Treat
ment; Notice as to Closing OF City Offices.
MILITARY oRDER-Order No 25, Savannah
Cadets.
PRICES OF FLORIDA oRAEeEs-N. L. Turner &
Co, Kathleen, Fla.
PUBLIcATIoSs-The Youths Companion
AMUsENENTs-A Festival of Ceres by Ladies
OF St Matthew'S Episcopal Church at Odd Eel
lows Hall, Commencing Nov. 80; Base Ball To-
day, Chatham VS.. Mutual.
LADIEs-Do Your Shopping in the Morning at
Altmayer's
THANKSGIVING DAY-L & B. 8. NJ. n.
GREAT BANKRUPT SALE-At Kohler's.
THREE GRADES OF CoLLARs-The Fak Cloth
ing Company.
HoTEL-The Phoenix, Waycross, Ga.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news., 1891-11-26
rhoughsnuIness In Thanksgiving.

T0OQR1EluAu055
Everybody ought to know what Thanks
giving day is intended for. Yet to most Of
us IL simply implies day given up to
an indiscriminate slaughter of turkeys and
the initial proceedings OF subsequent dys-
pepsia, in the course OF which the bad
small boy does a very large share Of the
gorging and the parish minister "does the
rest" That is to say that the good dominic
does "those things which" the thoughtless
lad ''ought TO have done," and which he
is generally found to have left undone."
So those of US who are prosperous gensr-'
ally feel well satisfied and somewhat dis
tended on this day Of ''riotous living" But
how fares it with the toothsome and invol-
untary turkey! Manifestly this can be no
favorite celebration with him.
But how many of US ever stop TO think
who may be directly made wretched by our
happiness or who or what may suffer in
order that our desires may be satisfiedl
Truly this is q world Of selfshness.
ThanksgivingIday doesn't come around
often. When it does come we should make
the most of it in every way. Long faces
and mournful mouthings are not at all
necessary. They do not make the world
any better. Uniform cheerfulness has q
far more desirable influence.
At the same time we should not forget
that while We swell with satisfaction there
may be others about Us much less fortunate
whose SORROWS or physical suderings we
might gre~4l5 sofsea by nssrely snsrsisisg
q LITTLE shoushsful conside<etsou asA shsr-
ing our over-nhuudanee vita these wip are
In need. Whstever atmospheric defects
there may be In the outward seenaing Of the
day may be rendered far more ohesrful' to
the depressed in th at way.
Don't eat too much. Above all things
dou't drink too much. Thence comes de-
bility, headache and remerse.
This is the only Thanksgiving day we
shall have for a whole year. Let's make it
unanimous.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

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The morning news., 1891-11-26
MEDICAL.
HEALTH IS WEALTH /

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The morning news., 1891-11-26
A Silly Objection.

The silliest objeetion that has yet been
made to Judge Crisp for speaker is that he
is not a native born American. What does
it matter whether he was born in this
country or not? His parents happened to
be in England when he was born, but he
was in this country good long time before
he began to cut bis teeth. He is genuine
American from the crown of his bald head
to the soles of his feet.
And if he should be elected speaker there
would be no chance of his becoming Presi-
dent while occupying that Office In the
event of the death Of the President and
Vice President the speaker does not become
President. The Secretary of State succeeds
to the presidency, and after him the cabinet
officer next in rank, and SO on through the
whole list OF secretaries.
Extraordinary efforts are being made to
defeat Mr.. Crisp. 1t doesn't look yet, how
ever, as If they would succeed. All the in
dications are that he is in the lead, but to
maintain the lead he will have to do good
deal of hard work, and his friends must
help him.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

When the enterprising management Of a
Chicago military fair started a contest Of
respective popularity between Baby Ruth
Cleveland and Baby Mckee to ascertain the
prevailing sentiments and get the dimes of
the martial hogkillers the voting naturally
indicated a deficiency in perfect
good taste and a consequent prefer
eacs for Baby Mckee by score
of 1,2s5 TO 1,1s7. Still Baby Ruth did
pretty well considering that she Is so little
and helpless. But the queerest part of the
whole incident was the dispatch dated at
the white house that some practical joker
sent out from Washington in the name of
Baby Mckee gallantly resigning the prize
dollie to Baby Ruth in the following words
ITO Committee-Grandpa said I'd get
there, but I'm boy. l don't want the doll
aud want it given to Baby Cleveland" To
suspect that the President of the United
States wrote such slangy ard boastful dis
patch as that on behalf of his grandohild
would not be fair presumption. Never
theless it is a really good suggestion in gall
lantry if not in politeness to the victorious
Master Ben Mckee.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

With the apparent mania of the present
administration people for advertising the
business enterprises of their relatives
and friends it is a very fortunate
thing for the credit OF the coun-
try that they have no relatives en-
gagged in the burying business. Else we
might expect to see number of spectacu-
lar funerals advertised with some member
of the Harrison family doing the role Of
leading support" before this administra-
tton finally comes to an end.
The morning news., 1891-11-26
No Adyantape.

A man whose head was perfectly bald sat
down in a chair in a Griswold street barber
shop with grin on his face, says the Detreit
Free Press. and as he was being lathered said:
Il suppose you have observed that am bald
headed?"
YES sir; has obsarved it, sab, replied the
barber
Rather got the advantage of you, ehY''
How, sah?"
'Whv, you can't very well ask me if l want
my hair cut"
sNo. sab. 1 can't sab; but wishes to call your
'tenshun to my h'ar renewer-50 cents a bottle
"a pint in q bottle-make your h'ar grow in TO
weeks, sab ~
The morning news., 1891-11-26
Fife May Yet Have Fun.

Quite bunch of novel suggestions is in
troduced by the London correspondent of
the New York Times in a recent cable
letter.
Notwithstanding that the queen has
twenty-three grandchildren living on Brit
ish soil the writer asserts that "the grave
illness of one of them is Immediately dis
covered to threaten all sorts of painful
complications. When Prince George re-
covers the usually stolid Britons are likely
to indulge in popular demonstration-un-
less the correspondent is away off his reck-
oning as to the present condition of public
sentiment. 1t is expected to assume pro-
portions similar to the outburst of enthusi-
asm which greeted the father of the young
prince on his restoration to health. Very
largely this probability is attributable to
the personal popularity of Prince George.
With his father the cause was Just the
same.
Consigned to private station in life
Prince George would probably never have
amounted to anything remarkable. Only
for the unusually conspicuous stupidity of
his very ridiculous elder brother, who is
known to London society as "Collars and
Cuffs" and the strong contrast that they
form by comparison the young prince
would not appear at all extraordinary even
as average modern princes 60 Still he is
the particular pet and idol of the Wales
family and the especial pride OF Albert
Edward PEREZ
Owing to the generally acknowledged
| worthlessness Of the Duke of Clarence the
statement said to have had its origin in a
very high quarter has steadily gained our
reucy to the effect that the "Colars and
| Cuffs" Duke of Clarence would not be
allowed to marry and would be gently
though firmly relegated to the most con-
venient shelf in order that the crown and
and scepter Of Britannia might descend
still further through the new royal line
that is to be established by the judicieus
matrimonial alliance that Prince George Is
to form.
Shouldn't plan fail and both princes die
without issue then their elder sister would
take up the royal responsibilities and rev.
enues with the aid of her Scottish Duke ot
Fife as sort of assistant or wooden ruler
and father Of the ensuing family as we'll as
| lord high keeper of the paregorio.
Very neat arrangement. 1t may operate
quite nicely if the Britons should not ulti-
mately decide to abolish sovereigns alto
| gether.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

Few men in the king business are half SO
humaneas well as thoughtfully practical
and progressive as King Leopold of Bel
gium. Lately he has been investing quite
extensively in northwestern timber lands
and ne is said to contemplate further invest
ments on very extensive SCALE Possibly
he is thinking Of acquiring a whole state in
fee with the idea of starting branch king
dom on this side of the stream. In that
case he would do well to locate in Canada.
They want sovereign badly over there.
Here we are all sovereigns.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

Mexican military authorities are alleged
to have committed another gross outrage
by fiagrantly arresting and imprisoning an
American army officer who had ventured to
cross the border on peaceful purposes in
tent. Fairly wild with indignation the
officer pronounces his arrest and incarcera-
tion gross outrage without the shadow of
a justifying pretext. Doubtless the Mexi-
can government will suavely apologize and
smilingly swear that it was all an innocent
mistake. That is the usual way. And
when the Mexican authorities feel inclined
to discipline another American they will
blandIy repeat the same simple programme.
The morning news., 1891-11-26
Labor Continues to Get Left.
From the Philadelphia Teleoraph (Rep)

A little while ago New England manufact-
urers could demand anything, but the balance
of industrial power has shifted, and now they
are stranded. This incident will direct fresh
attention to one significant fact. The COVER
nor of Massachusetts won his fight this year, as
he did last, very largely on this tariff issue He
sees and knows that the last tariff legislation is
not acceptable to New England, and as business
interests are always paramount in politics as in
everything else, young Mr.. Russell's agitation
has borne legitimate fruit The closing of mills
too, throws out of employment many work.
men, and these very soon come TO look for the
cause of their distress. The great Bay state is
not in comfortable industrial condition to-
day and 1t is extremely likely in next years
national contest to emphasize its protest against
tariff that has unquestionably worked 20 the
great disadvantage Of very many Of Its psopie.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

Adherents Of Frenzy Foraker are said to
be literally bowling with indignation at the
thoughtlessness Of Sherman in not standing
aside with prompt difference to make room
for the Foraker senatorial boom to pass.
Standing directly in front of them and ef-
fectually blocking their progress makes
them somewhat "hot undsr tho COLLAR" as
it were. While Sherman In nsneyoiizing
81 cut Of q possible % vvsss Foraker at his
highest flight OF tranxy cA~nst command
but 3s votes, and his grip upon all of them
is not absolutely secure notwithstanding
that over $4,000 of the state campaign
fund was indirectly devoted to boosting the
fire-and- frenzy candidate.
The morning news., 1891-11-26

Agisasor MoGlynn is sti hecktag away
al the pupe and the aruAbissop of New
York and declares tssat he will nsver re-
tract anythinx he has said. Just so'lsnx as
the mob chips In hbarAlly 70 hear his beau
titul theories 'agin poverty"he will con-
tinue to shout anti-poverty heroics and re-
vile the religion that he formerly claimed
to believe in. But he will probably lose
some of his buoyant confidence in it when
he finds that it no longer pays. Most of
these anti-poor advocates believe in high
living, and it weakens their arguments
nightly to come in oo6tact with money
less crowd.