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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Admired the Wrong Man.

The following is from the Detroit Free Press:
"Oh, girls but had such a funny experience
on cross-town car a few mornings a ago, " re-
marked an extremely voluble aud decidedly
fetching miss Of II or IS summers to a party
Of young lady friends yesterday afternoon.
on see, 1t was this way: had been over 70
Aunt I'm s. on Eighth street. for dinner, and
ABOUT l;3O left auntie's, walked to Michigan
avenue ard boarded car, intending to ride out
as far as Chene ST eet. l had no sooner settled
myselt IN seat than glanced around the car,
thinking that might see some one / knew but
L didn T. Right opposite me. however sat two
men SO close together that the thought
occurred 70 me yon must certainly
be very fond OF each other One of the
men was large, smO1th-faced and very
good natured looking, although his eyes seemed
oe IaKing IN everything, not only IN the car,
Dut on the street as well. The other man was
raLher slender. very genteei, and. if | am any
Judge handsome as a picture His hair was
olack and curly, and he wore the cutest little
mustache have seen in months And what do
you think, the impudent fellow he smiled and
made eyes at me. Mamma is always telling me
that am regular little hirt, and that ought
70 nave better sense, but pom my word, never
Intentionally encouraged strangers attentions
TO an unladylike extent. Nevertheless, there
was something about that slender young man
That caused me to believe him all right even
though inclined to fall In love with pretty faces
and Indicated to him by the expressions of my
countenance that was not altogether displeased
with his admiring glsnces. Without word be-
the time the young mans companion looked as
solemn as could be and didn't appear TO notice
u.s. Gradually our car bad worked its way down
town.. We had crossed Woodward avenue,
passed through Monroe avenue and Randolph
street and were jogging along Gratiot avenue
Az haYnor street the car stopped aud the two
men opposite me got up and walked out of the
car. To my utter horror and confusion-really
thought should faint away-I saw that the
right wrist of my handsome young admirer was
handcuffed TO the young mans wrist As the
Off ha NILS fha lare
man-Im sure he's mean old thing-looked
at the conductor and winked so hard that he
wrinkled up the whole side of his face. boiling
with rage at being made fun of, demanded of
the conductor, Who are those menf
Detective Tom Lally and a housebreaker
that he's takin' to police court num- he re-
SpOnded.
"'Ohh-hr said l. land you may depend,
girls. the rest of that afternoon was the most
demure and thoroughly squelched young female
IN all the county of Wayne
Taught me o good lesson All, indeed, but
perha s. miss, it would look JEST as we'll if peo-
pie in glass houses didn't throw stones.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

1ndicting prominent prospective candi-
date for the presidency for completely in so
common a crime as manslaughter is GER
tainly very extraordinary proceeding.
Whether Mr.. Dspew will choose to proceed
to the next republican convention and take
his chances, or first go before court and
jury and stand his trial under the indict-
ment is question to be decided after some
reflection. 1t places the genial Chsuncey
in an unenviable predicament. Still no
reasonable person would for moment sup.
death of those who were killed in the
Harlem tunnel disaster, except in that in
direct way known to the law as ''contribu-
tory negligence" Even that is by no
means likely.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
lNDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETINGS - Memorial Association; Stock
holders Gorrie Ice Manufacturing Company
SPECIAL NOTICES To Contractors, lie Roy
Myers, Chairman Committee Board OF Public
Education: Contest for Diamond Stud, by Sa
vsnnah branch S. T. A. Special Notice &c
Traverse Jurors City Court; Saturdays Special
Prices at Heidts; Beily's for Whistles. Wines
Etc.
LEGAL NoT1cEs-Citations from the Court OF
Ordinary of Chatham County.
AUCTION SALEs-Desirable Residence at Guy
ton; House, by Harmon, Walker & Co.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENrs-HelpW Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale
PERSONAL Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Both Got There just the Same

Tom Shannon, the ex-collector of the port,
said TO the San Francisco Call. at was dur
ing Lincoln's first administration, while was
in congress, that the question of the appoint
ment of superintendent of the mint in this
city came up, and among the applicants for
the place was old Dave Maltby. One day a
messenger came into the House an informed
me chat the President wished to see me at once.
hurried to his office. and when 1 entered he
informed me that he was considering the fitness
Of the various applicants for superintendent of
the mint.
9 Now here is Dave Maltby,' he said, 'and l
want to ask you to tell me candidly if you con-
slider him fitted for the place..
Without hesitating replied: Mr.. President,
Maltby 10 man of unquestioned integrity, but
hardly the man for that place
= Yes lmusinglyl, Dave Maltby is an honest
man. | knew him as boy, Tut I never dis
covered anything in him.
"Mr. Lincoln hesitated for moment and his
face assumed a more than usually grave express
sion. He suddenly looked up with an amused
expression on his face, and asked: Who ever
discovered anything in me when was a boy?
don't think Dave Matby did but some way or
another am here, where you see me to-day ."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Why the Dog fxed the Portrait.

1 called on a certain portrait painter in In
dianapolis last week. We had gone to school
together Since then, says the Philadelphia
Times he has acquired a national reputation as
an artist / comphmented him on his life-like
work. YES" he replied. 81 oppose it is C. L.
liable now, but it was not always so. Irene n
Der the first job ever had. A wealthy lady
came to see me and wanted her full-leng b
portrait painted. l did the best l could, but
that was nothing to brag Of When the lady
came to look at the picture she gave cry Of
disappointment.
why that's not at ali like me, she said; I
shall not take it,
81 assured her it was a perfect likeness and
declared that even her little poodle would recog-
nize it. L am willing to take that risk she
said; I'll bring my dog this afternoon and if he
recognizes me III take the picture Later in
the day she brought in the canine, and the sa-
gacious little animal, after surveying the por-
trait for moment. ran no and licked the
painted hand. My lady took the picture with
out any further objections"
bat the likeness must have been striking"
said, ito deceive the dog"
mot necessarily" replied the artist; 81 took
the precaution of rubbing piece of bologna
sausage over the hand before the dog arrived -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Gravediggers are having boom. so to
speak, 10 Chicago. Notwithstanding the
$50 funerals that lined the streets last Sun
day, over 200 corpses are said to have re-
manned unburied. Mourning is everywhere
and the ravages of the grip are said to be
tearing ssunder the peaceful homes of the
city. Nothing like it was ever seen before
in the western metropolis. 1t is said that
the death rate was unprecedented within
the twenty-four hours preceding Monday
night, and large extrn force of men will be
required during the coming week in all the
cemeteries Pneumonia and grip are the
chief causes assigned for this extraordinary
degree Of mortality, and they are not abat-
ing 1t is a very distressing calamity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Burglars attempted one of the meanest
tricks ever perpetrated at the Wilmington
residence of Mr.. Bayard few nights ago.
Fortunately, however, they were unsuccess
full in finding Miss Bayard's trousseau,
which was the object of their midnight in
vasion. So the young lady's marriage to
Count Lewenhaupt was probably con-
summated without further molestatior.
Bridal valuables of various sorts we're
doubtless as much an incentive as the LADY,:
trousseau, but luckily for her none of tn IN
were found
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

When Mr.. Reed ruled the House Of Rep
resentatives he had things pretty much his
own way, and now that he is Off on a
European excursion he is said to be having
royalty high tina with the foreign
potentates. 1t is gratifying to know that
the retired speaker has saved enough money
from his business to be luxuriously extrava-
CANT in the idleness Of foreign wandsrings.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Kansas has society deliberately organ
lied for the purpose of systematic beggary.
1t is a stock company. Its shares were
placed at two dollars each, and its purpose
is described TO be the solicitation of seeds,
grain, cash, clothing, old rags. pies, stray
socks, and other cut feed that may be found
useful for the society's ostensible purpose of
providing for the INDECENT and unfortunate
people of Kansas whose crops have failed,
or expect to fail. 1t is curious enterprise
and the result Of its peculiar operations
will be watched with no little interest.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
"Castagne Italiana."

Henrietta Stuurt, IN Century Bric-a-Brac.
She was very pretty girl;
Her eyes were blue. her figure trim;
And that was all the reason why
The audience was not like it-slim.
But We had seen her in the train
And so lot Of us went down
To hear the Concert, interpreted
With readings, by Sophronia Brown"
She stepped upon the little stage.
She smiled, she bowed, and then began:
AT Paris it was, at the opera there"
One froan we gave, then turned and ran.
And far into the night we heard,
Az we raced down the village street.
The vestry organ pealing loud
While the stones clattered meath our feet
Non ii scordar di me-
Non ii Sc-o-or-r-da-r-r-r di m-e-e-er
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Few men in the world have ever attained
in masonry the exalted rank held by the
late Gen. Pike. Only one other Mason in
existence was acknowledged to be his official
equal, and that is the Prince Of Wales,
whose honors were probably secured more
through bis eminent social station than
masonic merit. Much interest centers in
the possible identity Of Gen. Pixies pos
sible successor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Connections is having rather hard uime
10 getting rid Of Mr. Buckley. 1t is great
pity he took such fancy TO the execuri Q
chair. All the combined forces of the state
seem to be unable to dislodge him. Since
the Legislature has adjourned the people
must necessarily pass a very uncomfortable
summer with him. Meanwhile state BUSH
ness is left in very irresponsible hands
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Notwithstanding Italy's fierce gestures
and warlike demonstrations the number OF
Italians coming to this country is said to be
constantly increasing. So the few vicious
ones who have been weeded out will prob
ably have wholesome effect on those re-.
naming. They will be much better for the
loss Of those who were never any advantage
to them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Our NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mn. ]. J. FLYSS, General Advertising Agent
n the MoExISs NEws, onlos q Park Row.
Few York. Al advertising business outside Oh
the states Of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Ina " III be managed by him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Sugar sud ienly took tumble in the Chi
cago market on the first day of April which
operated somewhat in the nature of an
April fool to the trade. 1t was decidedly
an unexpected movement of the trust. But
it viii prove a welcome surprise to con-
sumers throughout the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Replying to the inquiries of Pittsburg
reporters Senator Sherman has lately stated,
relative to the Italian imbrogio. that he is
not scared. But he neglected to repose any
confidence concerning his sentiments rela-
tive to his probable successor in the Senate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Those invading Italians can't get in by
way of California tecause our formidable
War Secretary is over there watching
for them. SO they will have to enter at the
other side of tue continent if they want to
invade. NJ use going around to where our
fercest warrior is located.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Conductors are not usually SO very sensitive
as that Buffalo train commander who COM
mittei suicide because his train had run
over some people. Sensitiveness is very
gocd thing N its way, but that is carrying
it rather too far.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Some of the western frontiersmen seem to
take this diplomatic war bluster even more
seriously than the Italian government does.
Many of them appear to be actually suffer-
ing for fight Hardy old veterans who
have not had genuine scrap for twenty
hve years would probably hail with delight
good opportunity to get at foreign foe.
They probably regard it as much better
Than shooting one another.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Treasury statements 10 ify the public
half of new currency in circulation. Yet it
is having no perceptible effect upon the
daily hustle for proyender and property.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Bribing jury is apparently very light
offenss in Chicago, since a man recently
convicted of the crime was merely sem
fenced to ninety days in Jail. So very
trivial a penalty VIII probably have a
tendency to encourage those VINO may con-
template such nefarious enterprises in tie
Htt,nr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Lately the povertY-sricken King Carl
has been running a prosperous trade in the
titles of his little Wurtemburg court. But
trade is now said to be SO dull that the mon-
arch often needs flyer that is not readily
obtained. This commerce has been carried
on chiefly with Americans, who no longer
value his wares sufl ciently to buy them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

On his arrival in Washington the other
day Senator Quay genlally announced that
he hal n thing to say. There is a vague
tradition around Washington that he has
used tbs same EXPRESSION before.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Again the enterprising young Emperor of
Germany is starting on his travels. But he
is getting himself cordially disliked by his
too conspicuous disposition to ignore his
royal Teutonio neighbors for the more
august sovereigns of Europe. Evidently
the new-made monarch is very fond Of
showing himself.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Accidents are following one another with
depressing frequency on the Pennsylvania
railroad lately. Somebody must be in the
wrong place.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Russia takes dueling rather seriously
when she sentences a prince to three years
Imprisonment for indulgiag in that diver
sion
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

THE GEAR has presented the shah with thirty
nine Kirghis horses of the purest breed and q
modern battery of artillery, with four guns,
which are being conveyed to Teheran under an
escort of Cossacks.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Prohibition That Prohibits DISPLAY
From the Nelc York Press.

FFOm tte NeLb Ork freSS.
Vermont will expsnd 5000 en- an exhibit at
the worlds fair. It will probably consist of
maple sugar in piles and jugs labeled maple
syrup" but as Vermont is a prohibition state it
will not be wise to bst on the contents of the
jugs corresponding with the marks.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Parliamentary rules of the most original
description have been introduced into tue
deliberations of a New York athletic club.
They are even more athletic than the recent
Mr. Reeds rules. Under the operation Of
these peculiar rules the presidi & officer at
a recent meeting olutched the speaker by
the throat in token of recognition and then
proceeded to call him to order by the ear.
Howls from the enthusiastically recognized
member prompted the chair to bite out a
piece of his ear. This necessitated an ad-
journment for medical treatment, where
upon the chairman promptly disappeared.
Athletic rules are apparently not altogether
agreeable to work under. They are apt to
prove TOO much Of a strain upon the nerves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Spring stirs up the bile. You lose your
appetite, feel weak, too hot, and Oh! SO
tired. Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

For high art novelties in Clothing, Hats
aud Mems Furnishings, for Children.
Boys and Men, call ON Appel g. Schaul, $50
Broughton street.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Hoods Sarsaparilla has the largest sale Of
any medicine before the public. Any hon
est druggist will confirm this statement.
I'D.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

In place of that constantly tired out feel
ing, Ayers Sarsaparills will give you
strength.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

From the Boston Aduertis

Even the gorgeous beauties of the flower show
at horticultural hall cannot boast such wonder,
Of size and color as adorn the eastern bonnet
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
CURRENT COMMENT.
She'll Ls. Hubby aave a Saw.

FROM the Boston Herald (Ind.l
Hawahs queen has appointed her husband
one OK her prlvy eounsellors. This 10 q distip.
gutshed tribute to Boston man.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04
Who Will Succeed Raump

There is a good deal Of speculation in
Washington as to who will succeed Gen
Raum as commissioner of pensions. It is
quite generally admitted that he will not
be commissioner much longer. In fact, it
is stated that the Office is virtually vacant
now.
Gen. Beaver, of Pennsylvania, has been
mentioned for the place, and it is not i'm
probable that he will be appointed to it.
de would be an Improvement certainly on
Con. Raum.
1t is probable that the President made I'D
his mind to get rid of Gen. Raum when the
investigation of the charges brought against
him by Representative Cooper was COM
pleted. The report of the majority of the
investigating committee was to the effect
that Raum was not guilty of any wrong
doing. The minority report, however, did
not treat him so kindly. Representative
Cooper declared that he would renew the
charges when the new congress met. 1t
is probable that Raum does not want to be
investigated by democratic House.
The charges against Raum were that he
used his position to float the stock of a re-
frlgerator company, and that he gave
preference to the pension cases of Wash
ington attorney who had Endorsed his notes
for large sum. There was no charge that
the government lost anything by him.
The man who is at the head of an office
which passes upon claims for many millions
of dollars annually, should be so straight
forwardin his dealings that there would be
no ground for questioning his official acts.
Gen. Raum is clearly not such a man, and
the administration probably considers him
heavier load than it is willing to carry.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-04

Non ii scordar di me
Non ii Sc-o-or-r-da-r-r-r di m-e-e-ew
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-10-13
MRS. DE-. RAYS FUNERAL.

Yesterday morning at o'clock the
spirit OF Mrs EmmAiine Ray. OF this city.
fed from It's earthly tenement 70 fiud re-
pose IN that far-of land shove where the
author Of al life aud light presides. She
was the wife OF Dr. Duncan A Ray with
whom she had lived for nearly fifty years.
She was nearly 20 al the time OF her death
aud has left a number Of children to
mourn her loss, For the long period Of
forty-seven years she had been practical
and devoted Christian and died strong in
the faith aud hope OF glorious immortal
ity and Of meeting with the reward Of =
wellspent life. She was an old resident
Of Sedgwick county, having lived here for
many years. slways enjoying the friend
ship OF large circle CT friends Her fun
eral viii take place this afternoon at 3 ?.
m from the family residence, Isl South
Hydraulic street, az which place the serv-
ices viii be hsld according 10 the rites OF
the Baptist Church