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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

ALWAYS AFTER HIM -"Why do
you suppose woman was made after
MANI" asked Miss Barrow.
because" returned Cynicus, at
is part of her nature to be after
man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

a FLrsH WOUND Miss Rose
What an IDIOT lack Trellis isl
Mis- Thorne-What has he been do
IngP Making love to your
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04
RUPTURE

Rll0fJlp6 1, Jacob Genscheimer, Of Clay
OOy OU6s ton, n. j., have been thorou h
Arch ST., Phila. l do the hardest kind of lit
ing and wear no truss. Go 10 see him. DR.
Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Penn
Reading, Pa, on the I'd Saturday and follow
ing Sunday Of each month
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Paris, with population of about 2
5OO, 600 has fewer than leo colored peo-
pie within its limits. 1t is stated that
the colored population OF all France /;
less than $50.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

HER IDEAL. is an idea
lover.
Kitty-He is poetica1, is hep
Kate-No; he is rich.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Gladys-What loud rings that young
Flashleigh wearsl Maud-Of course
they;rs loud how can they help 1t when
tn ey all have brass baudsY
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Query-Does your husband ever talk In
his sleepe
Mrs. Stoopid-No; but he often sleeps
In his talk.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

CAUSE FOR CoMPLAINT.-Farmer
What's the matter with ye, old
bossP Hey?
Old Huss-That is just the matter.
don't get enough hay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

When you decide to take Hoods sarsapariIIa
do not be induced to buy some substitute prep,
aIation, which clerks may claim is "as good a,
Hoods" The yecular merit of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla cannot be equalled. Therefore insist
upon Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Judge-"What do you do during the
week?n
Tramp-"Nothing."
"And on Sunday?"
"Then taks day of.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Lightning ought to make good ball
player; it seldom strikes without max.
Ing hit.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Philosophers tell us that from Adam
down no man has yet understood a
woman; but men are not tired OF try
Ing yet, by any means
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

"That breaks me all up" Is what the
piece of Ice was heard to remark when
speaking of tue icepick.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Money talks. In America 1t talks
cents and in France it is always franc
in its utterances.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

1t is well to remember fhxr every
thing follows the man who goes ahead
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

How to catch husbsad-GEsb him
by tine hair.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

1t is said that watch wheels are be-
ing made. as experiment in Germany.
from paper pulp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

J. 4. JOHNSON, Medina, n. Y. says: Hall
Cstsrrh Cure cured me-" Sold by druggists, 75c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Thepretty girl with q red fiddle knows
just how to draw a beau to and fro.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

A PERSONAL FLINa.-"Do you
weally believe in dwawing the color
line, Miss WestonP" asked Cholly Wes-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

1t is the blown hue on o friends
face that gives color to the statement
that he had good time at the sea-
side.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Love is better than pair of specta,
cles to make everything seem greater
which Is seen through 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

THE ONE HE WANTED.-Young
Mani came to ask you for the hand
OF your daughter.
Father-Willyou have patience, young
man?
Young man-No. sir. That amt
the one / want. It's Mabel
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

FITS: An Fits stopped nee oy Dr. Kline's 0rea
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after nrs days use. Nar-
yeous cures. Treatise and s. % trial bottle free to
Fit casea sendto Dr. kline.ssl Arcn * Pnla, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

A remedy that Will cure Group In few mo-.
ments, prevent pneumonia and diphtherja a
Ike DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure. No
opium, Sold by druggists or mailed for 50 cts
Address A. p. Hoxie, Buffalo, NY.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04
The Mothers Delight.

Bebee Bsbee is the name of a reside nj
of Beeville, Bee County, Texas.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Florida was dicovered by Cabot IL
15o0, aud was settled In 1763.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

There are twenty-three acres of land
to every inhsbitant of the globe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04
Hoods SarsapariIIa
HUMOROUS.
All in q nutshell-The kernel

Live longer than most men-Giants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

A SHOT IN THE DARK.-''So you
think me witty, Mr.. Ninniep am sur
4
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

"Why should you ber"
because ] usually make my most
telling remarks after you have gone,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Rosewood comes from South Amer
lea.
A prosy man is like the clack of a
mill when there is no corn to grind.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

The moccasins worn by many Of the
Western tribes OF Indians are now made
IN Maine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

Yes. object to people being green, ~
she replied coldly.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
Rarely Called For.

After young woman in Philadel-
phia had made a purchase and had
gone the druggist Remarked; That's
the first time in five years I've had a
call for dragons blood. What is it?
Well it's a vegetable substance OBJ
tanned from the fruits OF several small
palms in the East Indies. Many years
ago it was in great demand among
women who wished to win back their
recreant lovers, they burning small
lump of it with n certain form of in
cantation. 1t was also used as an
astringent That girl has probably
heard OF it from her grandmother,
and has determined to test its virtues
Which one? Well / can't say"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

THE boys of yesterday, now grown
to manhood. are responsible for the
ruin Of those whom they love and, If
they set about the work of accomplish
sng this result with all deliber alton
could scarcely do it better. They
We're poor; they are now rich. They
were restrained, and they mean that
their boys shall have little fling and
keep up their end with the best of
them" They will postpone discipline
and restraint until the boy has had n
little fun and has sense enough to APP
preciate advice. SO they wait and
one day wake TO discover that they
have fed appetites that cannot be sat
isfied, and that the time will never
come when their advice will avail.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
Debt and Its Danger.

Pay as you go, boys. No matter
how earnestly you long for the posses
sion OF n gun. a boat. bicycle, or
what not, nor how certain you may be
that at the end OF the week or the
month you will have the money to pay
for It, do not run in debt.
Lyman Abbott. the man who Is fill
ing Henry Ward Beecher's place in
Plymouth pulpit, has this to say on the
spending OF money before it is earned:
Hope inspires the man who
is earning for future expenditure,
debt drives the man who is earning
for past expenditure; and il makes an
Unreasonable difference in life,
whether one is inspired by hope or
driven by debt"
A manor boy-in debt is like a
swimmer with stone around his
neck. However expert he may be, his
onward progress has u continual drag
put upon 1t, that not only binders
him from reaching the goal, but dis
courages him in his efforts TO even
keep his head above water.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
courage.
Precious Wine.

The most precious wine in the world
is that contained in a cask named the
Rose" in the Bremen Town Hall Gel
lars 1t is Rudesheim Rhine wine
from the year 1868, and the cask is
replenished by degrees. whenever wine
is drawn, with carefully washed and
dried gravel The wine has at pres
ent the color of dark beer and very
hard taste, but an indescribable aroma.
1t Is never sold, but destined exclusive
~ for the sick of Bremen, who receive
n very small quantity on the produc-
ton of doctors certificate. In the
year 1903 stuck had the value OF 800
gold dollars Ga gold dollar equals %
marks). At present the supposed
value of this unique wine has so in
creased that bottle Containing eight
glasses) would cost Is. 900, 600 marks,
"a g!assful 1900, 900, and drop 2, $40
marks.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

PURE air and exercise are the potent
factors in preserving bodily as well as
mental health, ~ they aid the system
in its constant struggle to throw off the
poison which it engenders within itself.
DIR. Cation speaks of better work done,
more energy, more appetite, when pure
air is introduced in unhealthy work
rooms. The 'pasty, anamic look of
so many people in crowded factories is
evidence of the want Of thorough ven
tilation. The same authority men
tions that after the ventilation of GER
tain English barracks 1.-The rations of
the men had to be increased" Some
seaEstresses in London, whose work
room was ventilated, begged that the
old state OF things might be restored,
rs their appetites had increased be-
yond their earnings. In Tom Hoods
immortal Song of the Shirt the Same
pathetic plant is uttered over
THE walk that costs meal"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

COLUMBUS fought one. of the BRAY
est of fights for the validity and truth
Gf the Scriptures. When, after many
years of indomitable struggle with
poverty, incredulity and scorn, he at
last was permitted to present his
case to the great council of Ferdinand
and Isabella he had to champion the
Bible as warranting his conviction of
the existence of an antipodal world.
1t was the Bible, nevertheless, that
was interposed between him and the
realization of his project. One of the
doctors declared his idea heretical be-
cause the Bible had reported God as
saying that he would place heaven
over the earth as as vault; he would
spread it like a tent and incline it
over the earth. The mind of Column
bus beheld divine truth in the declar-
alton. God had extended the heav-
ems over the earth as vault, but the
extension covered globe, not half
globe, as the less imaginative and less
instructed doctor of the court held.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

If civilization and material progress
count for anything there should be Il
steady decrease in the criminal popula-
iation. The penologist who has given
the subject attention, would doubtless
find that during the last hundred years
there has been great change in the
relative numbers OF the offenses for
which prisoners have been incarcer-
ated. With the spread of education
and intelligence it is natural to look
for decrease in the number of crimes
of violence committed in proportion to
population. and If carefully prepared
statistics show that there is also u
diminution relatively in the number of
crimes in general, there is good reason
to take a hopeful view and to conclude
that however pessimists may argue to
the contrary, the world is growing
better.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

An English paper offers an answer
to question often spoken; The au-
thor's society is asking why the pub
fishers don't cut the edges OF their
three-volume novels. The answer is
simple. -tenths OF the public buy
book by its appearance, and "Pater-
noster row" loves "a fat book" Now
If the edges were cut and thicker and
more expensive paper is needed to pro-
duce the same bulk than If the edges
were left uncut.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

A GENERATION or so since it was the
practice of parents TO bring children
up in the way they should go, confid-
ing in the scriptural assurance that
when their offspring were old the
same way would be followed. There
might have been sometimes a trihe
too much severity, and the reins were
in most cases drawn rather more tense
1y than was necessary, but the parents
thought they were doing their duty
and tried their very best to do it.
When they sent their boys out into
the world with serious injunctions and
many secret prayers, it was in the
faith that they would do honor TO the
training given, to their families and
their country.
And they usually did Now and
again there was a black sheep among
them, but they were not generation
of useless dudes or specializing gam
blers. These were the fathers of the
present race of young men. and they
will answer for the fact that scandal,
social or business was a thing almost
unknown in the days OF their youth and
early manhood.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
NOT MUCH WASTE.
The Uses Made of tho Different Parts oil
Cattle.

The trade in dressed beef is remark
able and exceptional, the receipts az
gregating 100, 704. S3I pounds, says
the Chicago Herald, against So. S94. 033
pounds received in 1889. This Is but
a partial statement OF the volume Of
this industry, because the shipments
for the year aggregated 96i, 1874, 807
pounds. AS indicating the thorough
ness with which this industry is con-
Quoted. and as also indicating the alb
solute utilization of the entire animal.
the report gives the following state
ment:
Knuckle (the ends of bones)-Used
by burners and bone grinders.
Skull-Skull bones. Ground raw
bone.)
Jaw-Used for making bone black
for refining purposes and by baking
powder manufacturers.
Blood-Principally used by fertiliz-
ing manufacturers.
Tankage-Used by fertilizing man
ufacturers.
Steam bone-Used as n fertilizer.
Ok gall bag-Used by putty manu-
facturers.
Brain-Used as food in limited
way, but not yet brought to full value.
Neatsfoot oil-Used by harness-mak-
ers and on fine leather as u superior
lubricator.
Tallow-Used by soap-makers and
oil refners
Butterstock tallow Used in the
manufacture OF lard compound.
Oleomargarine fats-Use in making
oleomargarine
Oleo stearine -Produced in making
oleo fats. Used by lard refners. etc,
to give lard compound body.
Tallow stearine is produced in press
ing tallow to make tallow oil for lubri-
eating purposes. Is used by soap
makers tanners, etc.
Heart-For sausage-makers. Also
used by tanners in connection with
degras oil in finishing the face of the
leather.
Lips-For sausage makers.
Tripe-Put up plain and honey
combed for food
Round guts-For sausage making.
Middles-For sausage casing.
Bungs-For sausage casing.
Bung gut skin-Used by gold
heaters.
Bladder-Used by putty manufac-
turers, as well as sausage-makers.
Weasand-Used by sausage-makers
snuff manufacturers, as well as by beer
brewers.
Tail (hair)-Used by brush manu-
facturers.
Hair Qrom ear)-Mattress-makers.
Horn pith-Glue manufacturers.
Pates-Used by glue manufacturers.
Horns-Hair pins for ladies, combs,
button, ETC.
Hoofs-Buttons
Flat shins-Used by bone-button
makers.
Round shins-Used by bone cutteri
for all kinds of bone fancy work.
Thigh bones-Used for extra fine
bone work, toothbrush handles, etc.
Bullock bone-Used by bone cutters.
Shoulder bones-Used for common
bone buttons etc.
Blade bones-Used for knife handles
or bone work.
Cheek meat-For sausage making.
Head meat-For sausage making.
Lights-For sausage making.
Tongue-Sold green or in sweet
pickle. as we'll as canned and cooked
Glue water Tin cooking bones)-
Glue water is produced and saved.
Stick-From condensing tank water,
water from tankage presses, used as
an ammoniate for fertilizer
Teeth-Ground up with bone for
bone meal. for fertilizing purposes.
Clean hard bones-Such as knvckle
bones, jaw bones, shoulder bones and
other bones of like character, are also
used by baking powder manufacturers.
They calcine the bones. taking out all
the impurities as well as ammonia
ETC., leaving pure phosphate. Anhy-
drous ammonia is used for the produce
ton of ice by ice machines
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
Removing n bone.

A gargle of vinegar will dissolve
small bones quickly. Where large
bone happens to lie across the wind
pipe or throat "a dexterous use of the
finger will dislodge it when other
means are lacking, provided both the
operator and patient keep calm.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

My son." said the dying father,
"you have not been all could expect
OF a son, but leave you almost my
entire estate. Could l have done
anything more7' NO. pop" said
the boy. 'unless you made me your
executor"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07
Wen Arc Not Rational.

Herbert Spencer, writing to DR..
James. of the Brooklyn Ethical society,
observes: I'm my earlier days / con-
stantly made the foolish supposition
that conclusive proofs would change
belief. But experience has long since
dissipated my faith in mems ration
alitym
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

The most marked social change
wrought in our time is the extraordi-
nary increase in the number Of edu-
Gated women who voluntarily earn their
living by work. AS history shall look
back and weigh our time it will pretty
surely regard this change as the hap
piest OF all that we have made.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

THE question that most concerns
humanity is not how long this earth
will last, but what can we do TO mako
II better while it lasts.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-08-07

suffer from this distressing complaint; but fortu-
nately their goodness does notend here and those
who oncetry them will find these little pills valu-
able In so many ways that they will not be will
Ling to do without them. But after allsick head
Catoctin clarion., 1891-02-12
Eorts's Grand Opera House.

Week of February lGth-TlIE COUNTY
FAIh-"Thc County Fair which Will be
produced at Ford's Grand Opera House next
week, is pure and wholesome comedy OF
modern times, depicting the episodes of every
day lite III popular country home, nothing
is forced or ovcydrawn, the realism of word
and action strikes onc w!th convincing and
p asur;lc truth-Every minute Of the per,
iormanrc is deligifuliy entertaining, the VI
cissiudcS Of rural life, its romanccs, its
troubles petty and otherwise, its enjoymcnts,
real old time fun, is entered into with sucl,
enthusiasm and with such zest and vim by
this excellent company that it Is more than
cajoyahlc to the aulienceS-Thc County
Fair is ~ picture or illustration 1t seems the
realism of nature itself
Some of the cventful happenings conspc.
uously prominent, i'll the play, are, the husk-
ing bee, given with wonderful fidelity to
facts The Horse R,cc which cXcitcs every
body, and the old time bell the rural scenes
are capitally Depicted the humor is fresh and
natural, and the sentiment is OF healthy,
homespun kind that the sympathetic spccta-
tor is sure to appreciate
In fact the success of the County FAIR is
provcrbial; everywhere it meets with public
approbatlon the production in New York
is now in it fourth year there and attracting
to til full capacity of the Theatre. 1t eX-
cnlphrs The words OF the Poet.
Men may come, and men may go,
But go on forever"
Mstnce5-W Wednesday and Saturday.
Usual prices Of admission.
February 23rl-Mnnie Primer in her new
comedy "a MULE 4 MINUTE
Catoctin clarion., 1891-02-12

Last Friday night two horses mysterious
ly disappeared from Mr. Joseph Byers' stable
On Saturday morning they were found i'll
one of the alleys in town. Mr.. Byers has
no idea how they got away but as two doors
had to BE opened to enable them to get ont
of the stable, he is sure they didn't get away
without assistance.
At a regular needing of the Choral Union
hrd on Tuesday evening, the annual elect
ton OF officers took place, which resulted
in tho re election OF all the old encumbenls,
as follows: President, Rev. w. Simonton, d.
D., vicepresidcnt, Maj. o. A. Homer; sec.
retary. VIM H. Troxcll; treasurer, Paul
Mo,ter; conductor, DR. j. Kay Wriglcy !;
assistant conductor, Maj. o. A. Horner
The Union has q large membership and is in
q tloullshing condition. Another Of their
popular concerts is projected, and will take
place in the near future.
SHOOTING MATCn.-Messrs. S. w. Clark
and A. NJ. Patterson will have a shooting
match in this place on Friday, February Goth.
The public is invited to participate. viii
meet AT the Emmitt House at noon. The
prizes will consist of 10 turkeys weighing
from TOTO 25 lbs, each, and fat hogs, weigh
ing from 80 to $50 TBS, each. There will
be target shooting, glass ball shooting, and
rifle shooting There will also be wheel
ing match at the same time. Should tue
weather proyc unfavorablr, the sports will
hc postponed until the following Friday
LAr2Rich
Catoctin clarion., 1891-02-12
Sale Register.

Under this head we publish, free Of charge
notice of time, place and character of all
sales for which bills have been printed at
his Office. We also furnish sale notes free.
Rates for advertisements under this head
when bulls are printed elsewhere, 10 cents a
line.
On Thursday, February 10Th. 1891, Mr..
Samue. Wlllhide will sell Mt public sale, on
the Eylers Valley road, of mile from
Rouzers saw mill, q valuable. lot Of personal
property.
On March 5th, 1891, at 3 O'Clock a. m,
near Centre School House, II miles from
Mcchanlrstown Oh the road leading to Crca,
gerstown, Mrs. Ann Stull, widow Of John A.
Stull, will sell valuable personal property.
On Thursday, February Goth, 1891, in
Graceham, Mr.. A. j. Valentine will sell
personal property.
On Saturday, February ssth, 1901, near Loys
Station, Mr.. j. NJ. Grouse will sell personal
property.
On Monday, March 2nd, 1891, near Grace
ham, DR.. G. NJ. Zimmerman will sell at pub
lie sule his farming implements and stock.
On Wednesday. March 18th, 1891, near
Rocky Ridge on the Creagerstown road. Mr..
James B. Oge will sell at public sale his
valuable stock and farming implements
Mr. \ an B. Osler offers at private sale the
warehouse property on Carroll street, this
place, now occupied Ivy Mr. Geo. w. Stocks
dale. See bills.
On Wednesday, March nth, 1891, near
Logs Station, MIR. Calvin Fisher will sell
farming implements and other personal prop.
crty.
On Tuesday, February 17th, 1891, near
Graccham, Mr.. Burtis Bennett will sell stock
and farming implements.
On Thursday, March l2lh, 1891, near this
place, Mr. David Biehl, will sell valuable
personal property.