St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-30
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been placed on the pension rolls at 500
month. Franz Sigel is one of the modest
works of God in the fact that he is an honest
man. His personal honesty has been tested
in manner seldom applied to man, and his
high-minded action i'll the matter surprised
the business circles of New York. The old
soldier is poor now, and nearing the grave. A
patriotby adoption. he deserves no less at
the hands of the American government
The latest fad is skin grating. 1t originated
IN Chicago-the graveyard of the worlds
fair project-drifted down into an interior
Illinois town, and at last reappears in Sag
inaw, where Miss Louisa Little suffers eleven
pieces of cuticle to be transferred from her
body to that of her sister to save the latters
life. Truly the days of herGism did not per-
ish with the boosted chvalry of dusty cen
turtles agone.
1t is reported that some fool friend of Sen
ator Moody has presented him with one OF
the bright new tin cans alleged to have been
made i'll the United States under the foster
ing influence of MeKinley's bill This act
must have been exceedingly exaSperating to
Senator Moody. 1t was heartless sugges-
ton. II will be remembered that Moody's
tin plate speech in the senate was the wind
sown from which he is now reaping big
crop of whirlwind. He did his spring seed
ing in Washington, but he is reaping the har-
vest In Pierre, S. ID.
OF Queen Liliuokalani, who succeeds Kali
akaua on the Hawaiian throne, it is said that
she has a dignified carriage. We are pleased
to learn this, as no confidence is violated in
the confession that the late king painted the
running gear of his carriage red.
An Ohio girl weeps tears of real glass. 1t
is now in order for some young lady to weep
diamonds and Immediately enter the matri
monial market world beaten.
To Senator Hoar: One of the elephants
feet has stepped upon the force bill. Another
one is impending over your head. Stand
from under.
Henri Watterson has again taken to the
lecture field. 1t is understood that he is not
playing poker as a side issue.
A Georgia correspondent of the Atlanta
Constitution anxously Inquiries why the
tails of Southern horses re docked?" Is the
Republican administration?
The Louisville Courier-Journal thinks that
the United States senate would seat Moody,
whether the South Dakota legislature elected
him or not. The CD. has a poor opinion of
the senatorial majority, but perhaps it is not
SO far out of the way.
Contractors and builders have lately dis
covered that sugar mixed with lime and sand
makes the best mortar. For years it has been
known that sand mixed with sugar ma kes
the richest groceryman.
The fact that the friends and relatives
of Robert Ray Hamilton do not believe the
story that he is alive counts for nothing. 1t
is not to their interest that he should be
alive.
Having put himself in hole, .Od Hutch
has been called down. This is one of the
puts and calls that Mr.. Hutchinson did not
successfully manipulate
rich wealth of whiskers has been waited
senateWard by the election of William Alfred
PETER to succeed ingalls,. And the wind is
not blowing through them. either.
Senator Cameron paddles around in the
silver soup as though he nightly enjoyed
the bath.
Rudyard Kipling.
Is not ripping
Ger the golden sands of fame;
All his glory
Is a story
Somewhat chestnutty and tame.
The Binghamton, On. y Republican
says: "Weman may be the weaker vessel,
but in shipping Objectionable suitors she
shows that she has craft enough All of
this should be respectfully refere1 to Jones,
of Binghamton. as to who pays the freight
Oh such shipments.