St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-02-15

He shook hands with the delegation of Sioux
Indians on their departure from Washington,
but refused to do so with the American base
ball aggregation on their return from the
pyramids of Egypt
The winter that attempts to linger in the
lap of the coming spring is likely to hear
some pretty plain talk from Mrs. DR.. Kate
Bushnell.
Although Phillips Brooks recently prayed
feryently in the house of representatives of
the present expiring congress, it is under
stood that Rev. Brooks has but little faith in
deathbed repentance.
The Atlanta Constitution grayely states,
editorialy, that flames Redpath was run over
in New York city by street car without Sc
rious injury In view of the fact that His
toriau James Redpath died from the effects
of injuries received in this same turnover"
it would be interesting to learn the Georgian
idea OF serious injury
Rev. Sam Jones writes to a newspaper: II
am not Oh the war path. but am at peace
with God and all mankind" Carry the news
to the Texas mayor and perhaps he will
the block.
Late local rumors indicate that Ignatius
DOnnelly refuses to meet Bob Ingersoil in a
Shakespearean controversy unless Bob Wi II
consent to give him double discount and
play cushion caroms to Donnelly's full game.
Very shrewd is the alleged sockless states
man, Jerry Simpson. of Kansas He received
a large amount of free advertising on the as
sumption that he wore no hosiery to speak
of; yet all the time he was sending half
dozen pair of Balbrggans to the wash every
week.
Grover Cleveland has spoken, and the Re
publican organs which daily alluded to him
as "a moral coward are scattering like
lath hen house in cyclone.
Gov. Northern, of Georgia. declined an in
yitation to attend a banquet a. Atlanta in
honor of Jay Gould. His excuse was that
Jay Gould had no official character In this
respect Jay Gould greatly resembles the st.
Paul chamber of commerce.
simultaneously with the arrival of Sarah
Bernhardt OH our hospitable shores nine
bales of cotton were stolen from wharf at
Savannah, Ga. Curious people can put this
and that together.
The world stood still in silence, all apoplec-
tic quite,
Till on the horizon there famed strong and
brilliant light.
The world breathed hard and turned itself
uneasily about;
Then through the mighty welkin arose q
mighty shout.
Awaken statesmen, diplomats, Peal, music,
from thy brass!
The long-expected happens; turn hand
springs on the grass
Crowd every ardent citizen into the very van,
For Arson, brave old Arson, has signed an
other mani
Kansas man has invented an artificial
egg which tastes all right enough and will
do up on both sides as browuly as the natu-
raj product. Who will now contend that the
Mckinley bill is not a stimulant to American
industries provided the Kansas invention
can be really classed as an egg?
The New York Press (Rep) says that Hans
brough won the senatorial prize for which
a dozen Democratic New York millionaires
aspired in vain By what peculiar process
of reasoning does the Press arrive at the
conclusion that q dozen Democratic New
York millionaires were. aspiring to the Re
publican North Dakota senatorship? Either
the grammar orthe logic of the Press has
gone out on strike.
Kate Field now pleads strenuously for a
national band at the capital Why not work
for congressional appropriation for new
sets of lungs all around among the members
of the marine band?
Gibson, the secretary of the whisky trust
appears to have discovered something to
carry around in a bottle several degrees
meaner and more deadly than Peoria whisky.
There should exist more reciprocity be-
tween Tams Bixby and Gov Merriam.
While Tams is usually alert III seeing that as
little deregatory sentiment as possible is cir
culated concerning the governor, the govern
or himself is not at all active in using his
personal influence toward SURPRISING Tams'
letters to the workers. Of the Republican
party.