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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
CONSUMPTION CURED.

An old physician. retired from practice, hav
ing had placed in his hands 10y an East India
missionary The formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of
Consumption. Bronchitis. Catarrh. Asthma and
all thro I and Lung Affections. also Il positive
and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Complaints after having tested It's
wonderful curative powers in thousands of
cases. has fel ii his duty 10 make it known to
his suffering fellows. Aciuaied 10y this motive
and a sire TO relieve human sun ring ! will
send free of charge. to all who desire it, this re-
cipc, in German. French or English. ilh full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp. naming this
paper. W. A. MOVES, $50 PoigsTs Elocs, Roehes-
er, n. Il.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
Planting Grapes at Night.

In the vineyards of Fresno County.
California. hundreds of men NAV be
seen planting grapevines at night by
lantern light. The vineyard lands
seems to be infested with 4 multitude
OF huge iirefiics which are darting and
moving in every direction. 1t is claim
ed that the setting of the stakes eau be
done much more easily and accurately
by the aid of lanterns than i'm broad
daylight, that more work is accom-
pllshed by the men in the same number
OF hours, and that large amount of
time is saved. One set of men work
from o. clock n the evening until 6
o'clock in the morning. when they are
relieved by another relay.
Iowa produces more corn than any
other state m the union.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

= ToHN MCINTYRE, of near Craw-
fordsvill, met with a peculiar and
probably fatal accident yesterday
while in the harvest field, says the
Charlottesville, Ind, correspondent
ofthe St. Louis Globe Democrat. He
stopped to rest under tree and was
approached by three young ladies,
one of whom h. greatly admired. So
interested did he become in their
conversation that when he reached
for the water jug to take a drink he
got hold ola jug of machine oil in
stead, and swallowed nearly a pint
before he realized his mistake. He
has been is commissions ever since,
and isattended by corps of physi-
clans, who despair of his life.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

AM an old man and have been a
constant sufferer with catarrh for the
last ten years. | am entirely cured by
the use of Ely's Cream Balm. 1t IS
strange that SO simple remedy will
cure such a stubborn disease.-Hen-
ry Billings, us. Pension Atty,
Westinghouse. %
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
CHAMBERLAIN'S EYE AND SKIN
OINTMENT

A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scalded Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema.
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and
Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing. Hun
dreds of cases have been cured by it after
all other treatment had failed. 1t is put
mp in % and 80 cent boxes. For sale by
II. Hinrichs. Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

RHEUMATISM Cured in Day Mystic
radically cures III to 3 days. Its action
upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the
cause and the DISCARD Immediately dis
appears. The first dose greatly benefits
IS cents. Sold by L. c. Buerstatte,
Druggist, Manitowoc. If
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

There are two WAYS of writing on a
train, says Tie Lidies' Lone J0urUal.
The first requires that the paper be
laid upon a light boar perhaps
eighteen inches square; one cnI of
this will rest in Your lap. and the
end fnrlhc-t from YOU wiIl be raised IA
few inches by u cord which passes
around tee neck. Tnc whole affords il
sloning desk which moves with the
body and is fairy satisfactory. The
simpler aHd perhaps the better plan is
to place yoHr tablet upon II feather
pillow in YOUR lap. when YOU will fluid
that the elasticity of the feathers re-
duces the motion 10 Il minimum, and
makes wiring easy.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
NILES NERVE & LIVER PILLS

Act on new principle regulating the
liver. stomach and bowels through the
nerteS A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure bihousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Unequal
ed for men, women and children. Small
est, mlldest, surest! 80 doses - cents.
Samples free at T.. Hinrichs. 25jun92
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

For EIGHT years have suffered from
catarrh, which affected my eyes and
hearing; have employed many physi-
clans without relief. | am now on my
second bottle of Ely's Cream Balm,
and feel confident of a complete
cure.-Mary c. Thompson, Cerro
GOrdO, Ill. 20
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

ssYoUR son, hear, is becoming an
excellent landscape printer" tHe
is sDoes he initiate nature well?"
"Imitate naturel He beats nature.
He can put colors into landscape
that nature never dreamed off,
NcTU York Press.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

There was time when in Paris and
Vienna young dardies wore colored
shirts with the faces of fayorite dancers
displayed all over their bosoms,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter. Chapped Hands,
ChiIbiains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, sni positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
Perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
price 25 cents per box. Il Jan. 90
FOR SALE BY Henry ninrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

CAR OF RUSSIA Gust out of bed)-
"What has become ofmy undershirt?
Valet-"Please, Your Majesty, the
blacksmith's putting fresh rivets in
it, Yankee BLaac.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

NOTHING is left undone in this
place tOplease our guests" remarked
the restaurant-keeper to the man
who didn't want rare steak dSh-
Mgt0H Star.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

ENGLISH SPAWN Linlment removes all
Hard, Soft or calloused Lumps ana
Blemishes from horses, Blood SPAWN,
Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Ring-bone,
STILES, Sprains and Swollen Threats
Coughs, Etc. Save $50 by use of one
bottle. Warranted the most wonderful
Blemieh Cure ever known. Sold by F.
G.. Buerstatte Druggist Manitowoc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

1t is SO perplexing to be told that a
married man has been released from
his suferings at last-you can never
tell whether it is the man himself
who has died or his wife.-FrendeH-
blatt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

A PITTSBURG widow has had three
husbands, each of whom is over six
feet tall. She is favorite with high
men.-BH6al0 Express.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

"HAvE you read my novel, Mr..
Deepthinker?" "Well, yes, partly. |
began it, but l was interrupted.'
"Callers?" "Nno; sleep."-Philaae-
LbhIa Press.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

YoU'vE got to raise the wind if you
want to be heavy swell at the sea-
shor e. Washington Star.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
HIVING A SWARM OF BEES

H1V1NG A SWARM OF BEES.
When a swarm issues watch and
see where they cluster and hive them
as soon as they are settled. The
incest way in the world to hive a
swarm is when they are clustered on
a limb, to cut it off and carry it to a
hive. it should be laid down gently
in front of the fly entrance and few
bees shaken off and directed to it. If
they were all shaken off violently
they might againtake wing and either
cluster again or emigrate. A little
smoke should always be at hand to
drive them in with; they can be driven
in with it as nicely as shepherds
dog drives the sheep into an Enclosure.
If am not too busy | do not leave
the swarm until they are all in. 1t
seems strange that bees which have
lust left hive should not enter read
ily one Just like it, but it is true
Sometimes | have driven in swarm
with smoke, and in a little while they
would come out and cluster on the
outside. When this occurs | know
that the queen did not enter the hive,
but was hidden under it orthe alight-
ing board. In hiving swarm, if |
see the queen enter it, | watch no
longer, for know the rest will soon
follow.-Prairie Farmer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
PERHAPS A SIXTH SENSE IN
BATS.

1t seems extraordinary to observe
a number of bats in the evening flying
back and forth through the trees with
remarkable rapidity, but without ever
coming in contact with the branches
or hurting themselves. Spallanzani,
the Italian naturalist, placed q bat in
a dark Enclosure, across which were
stretched a number ofthreads cross
ing and recrossing each other. The
bat flew rapidly back and forth try
ing to effect its escape, but avoided
the threads with as much ease as if
they had not been in its way in the
least Whether this curious power
was the result of sixth and unknown
sense was long puzzle to naturalists.
To decide this knotty point Spall-
anzani resorted to the cruelexDedient
of binding a bat, and, found that it
still flew among the threads without
being, to all appearances, anymore in.
Convenienced than if it still had its
esight.-IXnStrdtcd american.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
Fancy Shirts.

The coffee palaces of Melbourne are
said TO be the finest in the world.
Fancy Shirts
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23
NEW TRAINS AND FAST TIME.


THE Milwaukee Lake Shore II Western Rail-
way changed time on Sunday, January
18th, Trains run as follows:
Leave. Train No. Arrive.
Manitowoc *6:l0 a. IN. 81 Milwaukee 1881 a. m.
Manitowoc $500 Il. IN. Milwaukee +l0:50a IN
Manitowoc tl2:jS y. me- Milwaukee +3:45 p. IN.
Manitowoc 1890 p. H.. Milwaukee +ll:i5p m.
Leave. Train No. Arrive.
Manitowoc sg:53 p. N. 81 Ashland $40 II. m i.
Mani Manitowoe = 10 a H.. Ashland +6;IOp M
TWO RIVERS.
3l0 a. m. $50 a. M
3:2U p, a:23 a. m,
4:50 p. III.
*Daiiy. Daily except Sunday.
Nos, and Limited" trains making
very fast time and have through sleeping ears
between Milwaukee Chicago and Rcssemer
lronwood, Hurley and Ashland. Break fast
going SOUTH and supper going north are
served in dining cars between Chicago and Mil
wauReC.
Nos. and have through sleeping cars be-
tW cen Chicago ana Milwaukee and WauSau,
and parlur ears between kaukauna and Ash
land.
Nos. ana , run between Milwaukee and
Amigo, with parior cars between Milwaukee
and WauSau.
Nos. : and run between Milwaukee and
kaukauna.
All trains make close connections in union
depot at Milwaukee to and from Chicago.
For information or tickets inquire of
e. a. HUCHTHAUSEN Ticket Agent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-07-23

Iowa produces more corn than any
other state m the union.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
At Forty Odd YeArs.

That is serious time of life when you begin to realize that the man you are is not the man you hope to become, but the man you have shown yourself to be; definite quantity with precise limitations, and not great one. We all compare ourselves at greater or less distances with people in books and history, says writer in Scribner's. There is time when it is delightful reinsurance to learn from the lives of Keats. Pitt, Hamilton or Henry Clay that.we are not young to be famous and that men no older than we have immortalized themselves as poets or as statesmen. Again there comes a time when we go to books for reassurances of another sort, and pluck up our faint ing hopes as we read how Grant, Sher- man, Cromwell and Nathaniel flaw thorne reached our time of life without distinguishing themselves beyond com mon, and yet lived to take rank among the immortals. There may be hope for us, we feel, for all of our forty odd wears.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11

please! Call it necessity and will brave myself to meet it, but while the world swings on its way teeming with chances for innocent laughter and fun will seek my sport elsewhere than in fishing. The flavor of cruelty spells the cup of enjoymentfor me.
 won't go so far as to say a man is necessarily brute if he loves to fish. It is mans delight to control and master everything, from horse down. His emotional nature is but little devel- oped as regards the gentler sympathies and the more delicate sensIbilities, but when gentle woman, with her finer feelings and more tender organization tells me that fishing is good 'sport, :" and she enjoys it, l cover my face with my apron and weep aloud
 It is not according to nature, my dear, to see woman bait a hook with live bait, nor to see her gloat over suffering in any form. If pain must be inflicted, if anguish must be encoun- tered in the world inflict it and meet it as grim necessity, but for merey's sake do not call anything that causes suffering pastime. And in any war fare, l pray you remember the law that governed your boyhood's sports: Hit fellow of your own size"
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
HE COWED THE AUDIENCE.
An Actor Who Was Hissed Removes His
 Mask and Cries for Revenge.

An Actor Who Was Hissed Removes His
 Mask and Cries for Revenge.
 Iris seldom that an actor is hissed, but recently the patience of an Albany audience gave way, and the soul-stir- ring efforts of two mediocre actors not long since received well-merited hiss es, according to the Argus of that city. For a moment the artists were dumb, then one of them, adv ucing to t'e foot lights, said in tI..nul0us Ioncs? "Friends, I'm sorry. We've done the best we could to amuse you. We ve thrown ourselves about the stage and worked hard, and is this the return we get?" He stopped for moment. Then his anger and resentment overmastcred him. This is the first time" said he, in ringing tone, that the American Macks have ever been hissed. I'm sor- " that you show such little courtesy to fellow man, but if there is anyone among you" he cried, tearing off the beard and wig, revealing the close cropped head and square jaws of prize fighter, "who wishes to back up what he did let him step up here"
 The nerve of the man captured the audience. Those who had missed ,him now cheered and applauded They ad- mired the pluck of the man. The ap- plause emboldened him, and as he threw aside his coat he called again for any person in the audience to meet him, but he must have a parting shot, and as he turned to leave the stage he yelled: If any of you want to see me after the performance is over you will find me. at the entrancem But no one saw him. His brutality captured more applause than his acting.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11

of the gentleman's father, who takes a great interest in it and has kept it for eight years. On the lower shell is cut in large figures, very lcgibly, "1s45. '" Just over this date is also cut Jack A. O." Jack" seems to have been set at liberty then by his first master and enjoyed freedom until 1871, when this date was cut lower down on the she'll
 Here it has lived and grown fat dur ing the past eight summers, its winters having been spent in a box of cotton batting and sand arranged for it in the gentleman's cellar. During the sum mer it has been fed on soft snails and fishing worms placed near it, and it is so tame that it is fed thus from the hand. During the winter, of courac, it remains dormant in the cellar until the warm sun shines out ond it is brought up tor it's summer outing. The gentle man thinks it something or n weather prophet, and has watched its habits very closely. When "Ja1l.' think it is going to rain it is very active, hust!jng about in the yard, ard never mi5 es chance of crawling through the grass during the shower, but when very dry spell is about to set in N burics itself in corner under the shadows of the clematis vines. This summer Jack" has been acting rather singu. larly for one alone in ito little galdGn. For some time past little mounds of loose dirt in a flower bed have occupied it's attention and watchful care. The gentleman opened them the other day and found several pretty eggs.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
BASAFUl BOB BUROETTE.
One Time When the Humorist Was
 Loss for Reply.

Loss for a Reply.
 heard good and altogether new story of Bob Burdette and the late Thomas A. Hendricks, says writer in the Kansas City Times. Several years ago, while the lamented Indanian was touring the west, urdette was the funny man of the Burlington Hawlleye. In that capacity he wrote n good many satirical verses concerning Mir Hen dricks One day Burdette was at railroad hotel at Iowa City when the proprietor called him.
 "See here, Bob" said the Doniface, there's man in the dining-room whom you're just dying tomcet Come along"
 ''Who is it?" asked the humorist, hanging back.
 70, come on: it's all right" said the hotel man, and with that Burdctte was hustled into the eating room.
 "Mr, llcndricks-Mr. Burdette," said the proprietor, whercupon a handsome, smiling man arose from a table, and, ex- tending his hand to the man from Bur lington, said:
 "And so this is Mir. Burdette, is It?"
 "I-ycs, returned the now qualing humorist.
 "iou're the man who wrote The Bad Man From injianny, are you?"
 "l did, but that was only in"
 Let inc sec" went on the states man smiling. Tt ran like this, didn't it..
 And Mir, Hendricks proceeded to re- cite the whole poem. Then he recalled another md another, reciting, before he was through, half dozen of the satirical outUursts in rhyme that had been directed against him.
 Il never felt really bashful before" said the genial humorist, now of Brook lyn, but that was the time when l would have welcomed an earthquake that would have swallowed me up."
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
ANIMAL INTELLIGENCE.
An Instance of the ProverbiaI Cunning of
 the Fox.


 We have often heard that animals have intelligence, and have read many instances of what they know. Perhaps we have hdu some pet of our own that has done things which make us almost believe it had reason instead of instinct. The dog is generally thought to be the most intelligent of animals, and it is about him that we hear the greatest number of stories. Here is an illustra- tion, however, in which Rewards proverbial cunning was more than a match for canine sagacity. It is from "Le Petit Francais." translated for "The Voice" by Edyth Kirkwood:
 Tn the courtyard of the Chateau de Montmelian, near Chambery, were a dog and a fox, attached to their re- spective kennels by chains of equal length. A bone was placed before each of these animals, but in such way that it was just beyond their reach. The dog pulled stupidly on his chain, stretching his head as far as he could The fox after some fruithless attempts turned his back to the tempting morsel, then with his hind leg drew it within reach of his teeth. The fabulists have not deceived us in describing Master Reynard as a sly fellow"
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
HOW MEN PART THEIR HAIR.
A Barber Tells Why They Part It on the
 Left Side.

''I have seen," says barber, "hun- dreds of barbers' trade secrets exposed but have never seen a reason given in print for men parting their hair on the left side in more than nine cases out of ten. I talked the matter over with physician once and he said it might be only a coincidence, but that at least nine out of ten sleep on the right side because by so doing digestion is aided and the action of the heart is left undis- turbed That, I think, accounts for the hair porting, because the warmth of the side of the head pressed into the pillow greatly aids the growth of the hair and a man naturally parts his hair so as to brush it in the direction of the greatest growth. This also accounts for what almost every one who has tried to keep his mustache and beard evenly trimmed must have noticed that he has to trim the right side more frequently than the left. Warmth is the best hair tonic and invigorator dis covered, especially a moist heat, such as is produced by confined perspira- tionn
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
A FEW FACTS PERTAINING TO GILA VALLEY:

Gila Valley Fruits Ripen 3 to Weeks in Ad- vance of California
 Gila Valley Soil is Superior to that of the Nile, is Shown in Analysis made by the SpeciaI Committee of the US. Senate Report 928 Part 1, May ), 189O Page 6O
 Gila Valley is Especially Adapted to Citrus Fruit Growing.
 Gila Valley Land and Water will Cost you only $13.75 per acre.
 Gla Valley owing to it's Mild and Dry Winters, can not be Surpassed as Health Resort.
 Gila Valley is Surrounded by Gold, Copper Sil. yer, Lead and other Metals
 Gila Valley is Located on the Main Line of the Southern Pacific Railroad.
 Gila Valley in Few Years will be a Second Garden of Eden.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
MIXED DIVORCE LAWS.
Decree Granted in California Sot Nec'
 sarily Nalid in New York.

Decree Granted in California Not Neces.
 sariiy Naiid in New York.
 Dissatisfied husbands and wives whc fancy they have only to go to some other state to get divorce which can not be obtained in New York will have something to think about in decision recently rendered by the general term of the supreme court in the third de- partment, says the New York Herald. In the case there decided it appeared that the husband had gone to Califor- nia, and at the end of six months ap- piled for divorce from his wife, whom he left in the east. He got the divorce, married another woman and returned to his old home in New York There upon the first wife applied in this state for divorce on the grounds of his un- lawful relations with alleged wifonum- Der two.
 It was shown in evidence that the husband had never become bona fide citizen of California, but had gone there and claimed residence for the mere purpose of securing divorce and with the intention of returning to New York to live as soon as he got the divorce. In behalf of the husband it was claimed that divorce valid by the law of Cali fornia was valid everywhere, and that court of New York was bound to ac- cept it as such.
 The general term does not take this view. It holds that when both of the parties are citizens of New York and one goes to another state to obtain a divorce it is not only the right but the duty of court of this state to inquire whether the residence on which the divorce was obtained was bona iide or merely colorable."
 What is requisite to constitute bona fide residence of six months or year and what will be regarded as merely colorable" residence must depend chiefly on the circumstances of each case. But the fact that the matter is open to-frr- quiry may render this way to divorce more difficult and uncertain than has been generally supposed.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
Railroads.

Southern Pacific east bound passes Maricopa at l0:i5 A. M
 Southern Pacific west bound passes MAricopa ut 6:35 A. Nj.
 Pacific time,
 Trains stop on signal. Trains make closs connection with Southern Pacific trains Connect at Tempe with stages for Mesa City, Ionesyille and Fort Mcdowell. {. at Phmnix with stages for Prescott, Wickenburg and Vulture. c. s. HASTEN,
 Vice President and Manager
Arizona republican., 1891-10-11
2 THE CRUELTY OF FISHING.
Likened Unto the Slaughter of Kittens
 or Butterflies.


 or Butterflies.
 Shall tell you what fishing is like? It is like an expedition of armed soldiers going out to shoot kittens! Like man of war, full-rigged, cruising for butterflies. What is a fish? An armless, legless, witless creature, weighing from half to couple of pounds on an average.
 What is man? A monster with hands that control cunningly-devised and baited hooks, an average one hun dred and forty -pounder in weight, with a Comparatively keen intellect and the strength of a lion. Oh, it is grand "sport" for him to lure the little know nothings out of the cool, green depths of the Water mangle them with barbed steel, impale them on sticks, cast them down anywhere to gasp and die, laughing the while to note their con- dition, writes Amber" in the Chicago Herald.
 Count me out of such "sport," if you