Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-11-19
At RANDOM.

-llOW muCn tdStST III IL 10 Blu DIV tne
fire and resolve to do good than it is to
go out in the cold and do it l-Dimmit
(1sr.) Signal.
When our hopeful comes home and
tells us of an increase in his salary we
can almost feel the GLOW of tho sons
raise.--Boston Courier.
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The zoologist finds topic of alb
sorbing interest in the sponge WASH
ington Star.
Il bicycle rider is not well off when
he has taken header to get off.--Nesc
Orleans Picayune.
A pigs idea of a parlor probably is
that it has big mud puddle in the
centre of it.-Ram's Horn.
MN
-"I shall make a note of this" as
the treasury plate printer said Of the
paper.-Bdltimore american.
Asking questions of public speaker
is n good deal like standing on track
to scare q locomotive Col0n,5us Post.
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Every man who does not labor and
lay up fortune may cause absolute
suffering to his daughters future hus-
band.-Etmira gazette.
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DIR. Hammond says we have two
brains. This accounts for the fact that
some men think twice before they act
nnca RasL oofo,. Dnof
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Some women have won the matri-
monial race by nose.-FItssjurg Dis
patch.
--"N1ine is very useful hockupa-
ton said the pawnbroker.- Washing
ton Star.
Whisky tangles a man all up at
first, but in the end will entirely undo
Youkers Statesman.
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The world is full of inns and outs
for the beat who is put out of one hotel
to 90 to another Pirayune.
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--"I'm in the vein for making money
just now said the miner, as he struck
ore. Baltimore Amoricda.
Somebody says that poets arc de-
clining, This may be so, but you had
better not ask poet what he will take
on the strength of it, Boston Bulletin.
The Indian chief Lot Of the Lower
Spokanes, is called the Indian solomon.
As he no longer fights the white man he
is not such bad Lot as he used to be-
Ledger.
MA*
The persons who arc always looks
ing after other peoples business gener-
ally owe a large board bill.--Demmit
(7er.) Signdl
You can tell more about mans
character by trading horses with him
once than you can by hearing him talk
for year in prayer meeting. -Ram's
Horn.
MN
When the young girls father comes
into the parlor and rudely turns off the
gas We suppose the young man can
safely regard it as time to light out
Biaghamton Leader
The hon OF society in Paris at the
present time is Prince Damrong of Siam.
They always have been partial to any
thing of that sort in the French capital,
however, Chicago Pest.
There is.-Aftcr war there's gene
rally more lynn about the fight than
there was fighting "along the line"
Aitis
"A chivalrous man will never make
light Of an old flame. Boston Gazette.
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-Lucifier was the first person on
record to be helled up.-Detyoit Free
Press.
A fool doesn't care for Sightseeing
he is satisfied with simple look
EtmirG Gazette.
"A man with an elastic step should
be able to walk for a long stretch
Baltimore Americaa.
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You often hear men say, "Tll tell
you what kind Of man am, but they
never do it.--dtchisoA Globe.
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The farmer who closely packs his
load of wood is sure to strike the popu-
lar chord.-Lo.cc0 Courier.
MN
A liquid laugh may be infectious,
but it is not considered as stimulating as
a liquid "smie ~ l'onkers Gazette.
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---"Anothcr tin-plate MILL" as the
Ohio woman said when she slammed a
pie-plate at her husbands head
Columbus Post.
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a man may think he's only skepti.
cal when he's really foclish.-G0lumJus
Post.