davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The morning call., 1891-01-28
Table Linen and TOVGIilgg
At 6Bc g yard.

At csc q yard
% pieces FINE BLEAUHED TABLE
DAMASK, O. inches wide, reduced from
Zoe.
At SOC q Yard.
40 pieces FINE UNDRESSED BLEACHED
TABLE DAMASK, reduced from 6Oc.
At 35c g. Yard.
GO pieces SOFT FINISH UNBLEACHED
TABLE DAMASK, good durable fab
rics, reduced from 45c.
at 33l5c Each.
40 dozen EXTRA GRADE DAMASK
TOWELS, large size, knotted fringes,
rich colored borders, reduced from So a
dozen.
At 25c Each.
IS dozen UNDRESSED DOUBLE WARP
HUCK TOWELS, large sizes, in neat
colorsd borders, undress d, re-
duced from IS 70 a dozen.
At lG23c Each.
200 dozen HEAVY ALL-LINEN HUCK
TOWELS, large sizes, neat borders, re
duced from So 80 i dozen.
A. 81 az D@-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21

Kto nam prze$le p,zynajn'1lej
2 dozary 2oleg1ego abonon7entu
zo WzARUSA, dostanie ID
prezencae du5y kale,'darz slicz-
nenai o6razkan1i. DO ka5dego
hazendarza dodany jest kcloro.
wy o6raz NQtki Boskiej meu.
stgqcej pomocy i kalendarz
sclenny
Kto teraz zoplaci za VIA.
RUSA, nao2e te5 zanaoyiG So.
bic do2y kalenda'z mo rok
przysz1y, kt6ry iu5 ~ Po3dzier
niku bedzie gotoeoy. = Po$lenay
90 te5 ~ tym czasle ka5denlu,
kto teraz przese1Vqc abonament,
dodo u llScle, re zanuast halenda-
rzo no rok lotosl, pragnle mice
" podarm1ku kale,edarz na rok
1892.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21

DIS Z wdziecznosci katolic.
kie1, drwl i szydzi. DIS je-
dzac obrok Z duchownego
koryta buszlem mierzony, plu-
je ma wszystko wszystkich,
a VIOLA, re s}uzy Uni i kul-
tywuje razem religia i patry-
otyzm. O zaiste, taxi adwo.
kat ME przynosi tel mlodej
Uni ami korzysci, ami zaszczy-
tu.
Me dziwle sic zresztq pi-
sarzowi tgarza. = Czlowiek
ten z gruntu zepsuty, moral
ME nisko upad}y, a fizycznie
brzydklm na}ogiem zrujnowa.
ny. Wiecej sic dziwie temu,
kt6ry maiac pod zarzadem
polska Gnine, kt6ry przyznaje
sic nawet do polskosci, -kt6-,
ry przecie jest jeszcze katolice-
kim ksiedzem, tax nierozsad-
nie-na hahbe narodu poll
skiego, ma sw6j w}asny des-
pekt zywi poi takie upadle
indyviduum.
Szubrawieckie Echo gard}u-
je wciaz "a jakims biskupem
dla polakow W Ameryce-
drukuje jakies odezwy samo-
zwahczych komltetow, ktorycl1
manic lud> i ciag-
mac grosze ma swojq korzysc,
i hahbi tych, kt6rzy niechca
uznac duchownej supremacy
nowojorskich smieci az
drugieJ strony chwali Kola-
sihskiego, ze sic wylama] z.
pod jurysdykcyi biskupa,
powiada, ze: ME jeden najpo,
stetsznleiszy hsiezyna Rzymoavi,
10 g1e6l serca zazdrosci evptyavu,.
q nadeacszystko pie
naedsy, ktoren1l ten spryt'1y he-
retyk rozpo'zqdza. Pewnie ze
ia COLA holota Cd Echo ME-
zazdrosci Kolasiiskiemu wply-
WI zaufania-ale zazdroscit
dolarow-bo dollar to Bog
tych szubrawc6w!! Podpisuje
sic
KS. X. d.
ZAPISUJCIE SOBIE WIARUSAi
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21
ERONIKA PRZYGODl7A A.

Ze Zwiazkiem N. P. jest
pono juz bardzo lie. Ia wiel-
ka liczba doktor6W i hirur-
gov, kt6rzy go wzieli w swo-
ia kuracya, zdradza bardzo
niebezpieczny stan te] insty-
tucyi " wolf polskiego ma
rodu". Z jednej stiony cie-
sly mas bardzo to manitestu-
iace sic mi}osierdzie lltosG
W tych synach Eskulapa mad
ia schorzala istota, lecz z
drugiej strony przejmuje mas
pewna Ottawa, ably ia wielka
liczba lekarzy ME przenles}a
pred czasem Wv. N. P. ma
lono Abrahama, czyli, ably
wsr6d serdecznych przyjaci6}
psy zajaca ME zjad}y.
Chociaz to jest tylko oex,
perimentum in anlma viii"
,ednak bola}oby mas, gdyby
pacyent pad} nareszcie pod
ciezarem wlelkiej naukl swo-
lch doktoryzowanych i ME
doktoryzowanych Samaryta-
now.
Jeden dalszego Zachodu
doktor, praktyk wielki i dy-
agnostyk, kt6ry przez kllka
lat by} nadwornym / bardzo
gorliwym I. N. P. lekarzen,
DO ostatecznej, ale doskona-
Ie, dyagnozie pusci} go ma
los szczescia i orzek}, re
choroba lego jest nleuleczal-
ma. Moze jeszcze przez Pc
wien czas wegetowac, cher
lac i ,plu6" ale wewnetrzny
organizm, szczeg6lnle cz}onki
esencyonalne talk zgangreno-
wane, a przyleg}e czesci tax
zgnile, ze, chociazby wedlug
novel amerykahskiej meto-
dy, te czescl wyja} innemi,
luz ME movie baranow,
ale nawet ze lwow zastqpi} =
ME ma rady-- nic ME pomo'
re -czy dis czy jutro, skoh.
czyc musl.
Dyagnoza ia ME zla = o.
parta BOWEN ma zasadach
sztuki lekarsllieJ, ale do I N.
P. w calosci zastosowac sic
ME da. L. n. P. to ME jedcn
fizyczny osobniIl- ale osob-
mix zbiorowy-in instytucya. Ma
on W sobic zarodki niechyb'
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21
ADRES WIARUSA: Warus SO E. End Str. Wiuona, MINI.

najmniej watpliwej natury
Zreszta zaczekajmy ma ,,ccn'
silium tacultatis w Detroit
ma zjezdzie.
Szan. cenzor Z. N. P. z
wolf narodu rozes}al juz cd
reczne oredzie, zapraszajac
pos}ow do Detroit, ME tylko
ma sejm : ale ma biesia d e
n a O d o w el uczty.
(slc). Jeden ze Zwiazkowc6w,
a nawet pono przysz}y posel,
zapyta} mnje sic, co to jest
wlasciwie TAXA biesiada naro
dove! uczty. JAMIE znajac
sic bardzo ma kulinarnej STU
ce-a szczeg6lnie zwiazkowej,
odpowiedzia}em temu przy-
sziemu pos}owi = ze to ma
dwoje MONA tlomaczyG:: ze
albo ia biesiadzie beda pa
tryoci jedi uczte-jakas nc
wa zwiazkowa potrawe- albo
tez ma uczcie bedzie biesiada
pleczona ma roznie podle-
wa. Uciesz]1 sic poczciwina
mowl}, re przynajmniej tel
biesiady pleczonej porzqd-
ME sobie podje!!
Redaktorzy szubrawieckie-
go Echa i zna]omy s}uchacz
ekonomii politycznej W aka
demil Sw. Micba}a w Kra-
kowieS 7 obecnie ma ksiezym
buszlu, pisarz Ega'za u Amae-
ryce, mieli zesz}cgo tygodnia
wlelka rados6, gdy W szpal.
tach swel siostrzycy Zgody
wyczytali tax ma Kronikarza
jako i samego redaktora
Waa'y,sa oszczerstwo, iakoby
tenze mial zdradzic Kronika.
RIA, wydat jakiemus Ma}ko-
wi, by}emu organiscie syzma-
tyckiej parafii W Chicago,
rekopis jallo i wv wysokim
stopniu kompromitujqce Kro.
rlkarza listy". = Jakto tym
clemnym pismakom potwarz
do smaku! Ia wiele robi}bym
honoru pisarkom cd ,,Echa",
gdybym sic mlaf ta holotq
udac W polemike. Wiadomo
zresztq, ze ]udzie moralnie u
padll niemajqcy mic do
stracenla, ma wszystko sic
waza. Ola wiadomosci zas
tgnza, a szczeg6lnie jego
buszlowego pana, dodam, ze
rekopismow moich redakt6r
Warusa wydawaG ME ma
wcale potrzeby, gdyz wszyst
kie sa doslownie w Wiarusi;e
wydrukowane. A ponicwaz
kazoy INA autora tychze kro-
nlk-czyz potrzeba, abym ;e
zawsze podpisywa}. Glupcom
tyIko-a la Echo-Lga1z-
Zgoda mole chodzic O oso.
be, kt6ra pisze; rozsqdny
czIowiek patrzy na to, co ma
piaane. Co zaS do kompro-
mltulqcych mnic Nv wyso
kim stopnlu" lstow moich
to Z niecierpliwosciq oczcku
je, rych}o, ic Zgodo wydru-
kujc.
TO co pisaiem niedawno
0 Lgorzu buszlowym, &c robi
calklcm cause commune"
2 nalgorszemi dzicnnikami
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21

nej smierci-atoli jeszcze dlu-
go powlec moze = / d}ugo
jeszcze sWemi suchotniczemi
mlkrobami i bakcylami mole
zatruwac masy zdrowych do
tad osobnik6w naszej pol
skiej emigracyi.
I. N. P. ma wielkie podo
blehstwo do tego europej-
skiego chorego czlowieka
kt6rego Turcya nazywaja.
Tel chorej Turcyi cd dwustu
lat przepowiadaja europejskie
cyrulili blizka smierc, a ona
wciaz zyje. Zkad vice. ia
schorza}a istota czerpie silly
i zycie? Ma to }atwa odpo-
wiedz: niezgody i zawisci
osciennych pahstw. TAX sa-
mo Z. N. P. wegetuje i jesz-
cze wegetowac bedzie, pomi-
mo gangreny W organizmie,
niezgoda i zawiscia oscien-
nych pahstw. Teml oscienne.
mi pahstwami I. N. P. sa
! d duchowieistwo polsSie =
Zjednoczenie RI. K. P. i
Unia. Dop6ki te paristwa
zyc beda W rozterce. niezgo-
die rozdwojeniu, Z. N. P.
wegetowa6 musi, bo silly swe
czerpac bedzie ze s}abosci
pierwszych. Mech tylko raz
to tr6jprzymierze talk oczeki-
wane przyjdzie do skutku,
MECH tylko zgoda stanie sic
czynem-niech tylko raz ma
zasadach koscio}a, religii /
prawdziwej mi}osci oiczyzny
W jedna falange posacza sic
zwasnione strony-a wlSrotce
bedzlemy ma pogrzebowej
stypie Z. N. P.
Drugi dokt6r kentuk6w
podpisujacy sic pod reeepta-
mi DR.. Tomasz z miasta, lest
wcale przeciwnego zdania-
a W przedostatnim numerze
Zgody zbeszta} doktora re
Zachodu W spos6b wcale ME
kwadruiacy talk wysoko u.
cza}ym konsyliarzem. Praw-
da, ze on wlasciwie dokto-
rem ME jest-tylllo fuszerem.
OF zarwa} on cos Z medycy-
! ny po jednym z swych prod
kow, kt6ry mial pono bye
nadwornym lekarzem przy p.
p. Goncie / Zelezniaku pod
czas rzezi Humahskiej, DO
fizys i zakusy so troche
zdradzaja.
Otoz doktor ten Z Kentu-
k6w or1e'l} po gIebszej ~
cza}ej" dyagnozie, ze Z. N.
P. rosnie ]ak ma ,,baking
powders, Jest zdr6w jak ry-
ba, jak dab jak ska]a; ze
zo]adek jego trawi wysmie-
nicie, szczeg6lnie posmiert-
ne odpadki, | re rosnie ma
chwale Bogu i Matce o]czyz.
ME ia pocteche (sic). Ma
wprawdzie troche zboIaIe
piersi, ale ze ten Dol pocho.
dzi 2 nadmiaru miIosci OF
czyzny, wiec ME jest wcale
niebezpiccznym.
kt6ry tych dwoch DO
ktorow ma racya, trudno
jeszcze osqdzit, Niedalcka
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21

jak Zgoda-EcAo szubrawiec-
lSie, moskiewska Ame,yka
t. d., sprawdza sic CO do lo-.
ty. Gdzie tylko mole, napa.
da tgarz ma ksiezy pols7<ich,
ma poczciwych ludzl. ma
katollckie pisma. Upadly ten
cz}owiek bez klamstw osz.
czerstw, tax jak bez ,,burbo-
na", zyc ME moze. Cuchnaca
i skandaliczna polemika to
jego Gala pisarska forsa, jak
to o tenn krajowe dzienniki
.juz zesz}ego roku pisa}y.
I reszta czlowiek ten, co do
wiadomosci i wykszta}cenla,
talk ograniczony, ze pr6cz
bezczelne] polemicznej baz.
granny, mic poczciwego ro.
zumnego jeszcze ME napisa}.
Prosze mi pokazac W calych
rocznikach tga1za, czy tam
jest choc jeden artyxu} ja-
kiejkolwiel literackiej war
tosci, wysz}y pod piora Sli.
sza. Co sic tam znajdzie CA
sem powazniejszego, to Gu
DE, skradzione z KRAKOW ych
dzlennikow, lub liche bardzo
t}6maczenia tutejszych OBJ
cych dziennikow, lub tez Gu
DE idee rozwalkowane lub
rozpuszczone w burbonie.
co jernu zawinily kato1ic-
kie dzienniIli Wiara Z O1czyz
ma 4 Dzzennlh Chacagoski- kie.
dy go to chot raz zaczepili
katollccy redaktorowie tych
dzlennlkow-a mleli przecie
tyle razy sposobnosc i przy-
czyne! Me bede tu broni}
tych panow. Maja broh Was
ma i odpowiedne srodki.
Zbezeczciwszy tax te kato-
lickie pisma, a s1czeg6lnie
lch redaktor6w W najhanieb-
nlejszy spos6b, wyzwawszy
ich cd nieIkow, niedoleg6w,
taryzeusz6w, najmitow, maso-
now, bezwyznaniowcow i t.
d., talk nareszcie sw6j sliszow-.
ski jad koiczy: IL a g a.
n &c G u m y k a b OWE m
W le lu ME polit y c T..
II y c h, a | e pro st y h
prze S epcow, a c1,
] e I eli i'm sic tylk O
u d a, o d S ry W q rol e
m ecz ennik 6w spra-
wy naro o wej". Ma
to tyle tylko powiedziec mo.
sc: p. Sliszu-tu es Tile cir
tvs jest w}asnie tym jednym
mezem wielu. Wiemy prze.
Gle, jake motywa wyrzuc1ly
pisarza od Lqarxa ma brzeni
Aineryk. 20 zas 90 przcko-
nan lub zasad, toe ten czlo-
wick iuz wszystkim sIuzy}.
w Nc@yz0.c gardlowal "a
GrysIq i masoiskq klikq
zwi2zkow2. w E1y'yce W MIL
waukcc s]uzyl anarchli i 50.
cyallzmowi. w AyoptMe stal
sic wielkim i vpraI1tycznym'
katoliklcm, popleraI, la
nicdlwicdz, Zjednoczenie RI.
*. p, kt6rcmu nicobliczone
wyrzqdzil szIlody. DIS toz
przcsladujc, q Z tcgo. kt6ry
go zywiE Cd giodu ratowaI
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-21
przyszlosc okaze.

przysz}osc okaze.
Rozbieranie receipt innych
doktor6w, kt6rych jest caly
legion, by}oby rzecza nader
uciazliwa a nawet nudna.-
Pozostawiam to dla ,,conci-
lium facultatis. = Wspomne
tylko O niektorych, bo {
tych, ktorzy tylko paliatywa
zapisuja ordynuja iak: krew
puscic, niekt6re czlonki am.
putowac, dobra doze oieum
Ricinl zazy6, rany angielskim
plastrem pazalepiac i t. d,
ME warto wspominac.
Pewne gremium lekarzy z
Pennsylvania wpad}o ma ME.
z}y pomys}. Powiadaja oni,
re L. N. P. trzeba koniecz-
ME sta}ego nadwornego leka-
RIA, i radza zamianowac ma
te godnosc DR.. +. Jerzma-
nowskiego N. Yorku, kto-
ry, powiadaja, ma ten szla-
chetny zwyczaj, ze wszystkie
swoJe recepty pisze ma pa
plerkach wydAwanych W Wa
shingtonie W limited States
Treasury" w takim BOWEN
razle, apteka mic kosztowac
ME bedzle, DO kazdy aptekarz
chetnie przyjmuje takie re-
cepty ma pamiatle, a leki
darmo daje-przy tenn sic
tez ME jeden patryota pozy-
vic moze. Pomys] kapitalny,
tylko ze zrobiono rachunek
bez gospodarza a p. E.
Jerzmanowski pono sic ME
zna ma weterynaryi, czyli ko-
nowalstwie, ktora to znaio-
mosc jest dla zwiazkowego
lekarza nieodzowna!!
Drugie zn6w gremium le.
karzy, czy tez weterynarzy W
Buffalo VIOLA ma gwa}o, ze
L. N. P. potrzeba koniecznie
innego aptekarza, ze dotych-
czasowy czyli ,,takowy" p.
Hr. dc Mic wraz Kozo-
klein swoim to slawne ME.
do}egi. lch miksturki lub pi-
gu}lli bardzo liche, a czasem
djab]a warte. Narod sic tru.
je, inn1 aptekarze smieja
sic do rozpuku. Radza wiec
sprowadzit bieg}ego apteka-
RIA z Brooklyna, kt6ry pono
bardzo ma bye uczalym W
narodowej farmakopei, tax
ze jak on ukreci pigu]ki, tc
]uz Jest na co patrze6 &C
W reke wziast, a skutku;;q
pono wysmienicie. Niedawnc
pos1a! IA probe kilsa pigu-
lex swego wyrobu ola kozo-
ka p. Hr. Mic. Powiadam
pahstwu, skutek byl mako
nifty, kozoka cholera trzes}a
Zc tc konowa|y Z Buffalo
ME lie radza, chetnie przy-
zna1e. Atoli musze tym pa.
nom zwr6cit uwaec ma te o.
Solicznosc, re chociaz to Jest
zdolny pigulkiewicz, bedzie
jcdnak musial krcclt zwi2z-
kowc pigulki tqkich ingre-
dycncyi, jaklch mu rada
n2dzorcza zwiqzkowa dostar-
czy, a wiemy, ze dot2d live
rowala artykuIy zIe, lub przy-
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24
A Female Prisoner IN India.

There was separate ward in the
jail for the female prisoners, and
though female prisoners are usually
few in number it generally happens
that some of them are very bad and
unmanageable. 1t was not easy to
devise system of reward or punish
ments for these women. They were
required to spin thread, or to clean
cotton, which were probably their
ordinary avocations in their own
homes. If they behaved well some
indulgence could be contrived for
them, such as. let them dress their
hair according to their own fancy,
instead Of wearing 1t plain or short
cut. 1t was amusing to see the won
derful plaits and structures they made
with their long and thick hair. An
other indulgence was to let a woman.
COOK ner own 1000, instead or having
to take her portion. cooked by the
mess cook. When these indulgences
had been granted the withdrawal OF
them served as punishment for mis-
behavior. Fortunately the majority
were quiet though guilty creatures,
who had taken the life of a child or
grown-up person in some moment Of
passion or jealousy, but had seldom
been out Of the precincts of the
zenana.
There were however, some who
had been bad. and had lod vicious
life before they came to jail, and they
gave every possible trouble to the
jailer and his guards. Their COM
mand of abusive and vile language
was incredible. There was one who
was prominently mischievous and
fractions. One day when she and her
companions were taken out to battle
as usual in the Jail tank Ga large res
ervoir, about one hundred feet square),
just outside the jail walls, this young
lady swan out into the middle OF the
Uanr uua Sivffcta Os.o, ts.slos fv.-ts0oss.-
or course her bathing in the tank
was stopped for time, but at last she
proposed TO the jailer to have letters
put on her legs, so that she could not
swim IL taken out to battle. The
jailer kindly consented to crafty her
whim; but no sooner had she reached
the water than she struck out boldly
swimming, and then pretended to be
drowning from the weight of her fet-
tiers. The jailer was terrified, and
came rushing to me for orders. 1
went to the side of the tank and saw
the lady plunging around like a
young porpoise and setting us all at
defiance. A fisherman's canoe was
brought, and the woman was eventu-
ally hunted to the shore, not without
making several attempts to upset the
boat. A great crowd had assembled
while her performance was going on,
and although she had at last to sub
NIT to capture 1 think she certainly
had the best OF the days amusement.
National Review.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24
A Kind-Hoartod Huntcr.

I trust that ] may not be consider
cd hard-hearted in recounting such
shots in detail and their results; L do
so in the scientific interest OF rife
practice, to produce examples Of the
actual, practical effects of certain
weapons used against particular ami
mails, writes Sir Samuel Baker in Wild
Beasts and Their Ways. Had / been
as was in my younger days, without
a life's experience, / could have shot
thirty or forty Of these splendid
animals with ease; but from the mo-
mept, nf-this. -example I-determiped
TO XIII no more, but only TO admire.
In accordance with this determine
tion / took great pains upon many
occasions to obtain shot, and after
long stalks, having obtained a mag
nificent position, / raised. my rifle,
took most deadly aim, and touched
the trigger, having carefully kept the
rifle upon half-cock. Away went the
buffalo, to live for another day, in
stead of being slaughtered uselessly
to rot upon the plains or to be de-
voured by wolves or buried in the soil
by bears. This sort of stalking af-
forded me much pleasure, but 1t did
not suit my American attendant.
swell, IL you came all the way from
the old country to shoot, and won't
shoot when you've got the chance,
you'd have done better to stop at
home" This was tkc consolation l
received for my self-denial when spar
ing buffaloes.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24


Carleton College, at Northfleld,
Mimi, is to be congratulated upon
possessing in its new telescope the
most accurate of its size in the United
States. IL is Sc styled by experts,
and il places Goodsell Observatory
among the best-equipped Observable
ries In the country.
In size the telescope ranks sixth
and In power fifth in the country.
The clear aperture OF its object glass
is 1872 inches, its focal length Is %
feet, and its working powers range
between 1876 and 1000 diameters.
Under power of 1000 1t gives beau
tiful images and easily reaches and
separates surprisingly close double
stars.
The computations for the objective
were made on new plan by DIR. S. @.
Hastings, Of Yale, and crown glass
from Paris, and flint glass from Ger
many, were used. The telescope Is
modelled after the great Lick tele-
scope, but has several improvements.
The driving clock is provided with an
electrical attachment to control the
movement at the will Of the observer.
The right ascension clock, electric
lamps, glasses and other conveniences
for setting the telescope are all that
could be desired, and the arrange
ments for slow motion are the best
yet devised. The total weight Of the
instrument, including the pedestal, is
i2,700 pounds.
The new universal spectroscope, de-
vised by Mr.. Brashear, is arranged to
be attached to the telescope for the
study of the physical characteristics
of the celestial bodies, or equally well
for use in the physical laboratory. 1t
is provided with an electric lamp at
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24

Thus one is Fort Dodge Point, an
other Des Moines Beach, and OF
there on the far arm Of the lake Is
Omaha. The residents Of this latter
point have put up water toboggan
slide--a long reverse curve Of wood,
supplied with rollers on the inside
surface. 1t starts from the top Of a
big oak and ends in the lake. The
bather drags the toboggan up a flight
of stairs behind, launches it, goes
down like rocket, and slides over
the water until the momentum is
lost and the slender affair sinks be-
meath the bather's weight. 1t is an
exciting sport. To drop over the
curve in the slide is like straight
away fall through midair. 1t takes
the breath and is apt to take ones
nerve. But the subsequent slide over
UIro '---+~- Iuith the white spray flying
before Is delicious.
The bathing is the popular daily
amusement of course. The costumes
worn in the water are not abbreviat-
ed on the lines so conspicuous at the
sea shore. They are modest in cut
and in material and finish, and it re-
quires high order Of female beauty
or manly dignity to survive one. 1t
is sight for the gods to weep over
to see passe Orleans belle arrayed ia
one. You have heard Of the Colos-
scum or Of the Acropolis? Well, as
rule they are not in it!
This year the lake season has been
very short and improbable. 1t has
been too cold. The people at Arnold's
Park sat around the stoves until the
middle Of July and in vain. attempt
ed to let imagination play pranks
about the delights of midsummer out
ings. But it wouldn't work. So the
hotel men are sad, the horEy-handed
boatmen smile not, the clearinghouse
man YEARLY losses you SUIT with a
rim, in the back. and the weather.
beaten steamboats, have a wheezy
note of complaint in their asthmatic
xubicflac
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24

with a search light, which receives its
current through wires extending up
the hollow mast. The turret is armed
upon one side with single piece OF
ordnance and upon the other with a
Calling gun. Above all is located
the lookout or watch tower. With
such an auxiliary as this a warship
can seriously harass an enemy, be-
sides doing great deal Of actual
damage. BY the aid of strong cleo
trio light aggressive movements may
be carried on at night. Not only can
these aggressive movements be car
ried forward, but by means Of the
light the entire vicinity of the vessel
may be searched for torpedoes and
topedo-boats, thus rendering practi-
cal at night the means Of defense
against the attacks of these wary
enemies
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24
He Was Hungry.

An old time darky walked into
Kinsley's the other day and sat down
to. a table. A colored waiter APP
preached him and said, "Boss, you
kain,t- git no dinnah in dis place.
"Kain't git muffin to eat?" exclaim-
ed the old fellow. "Wha' fou is de
reason dat a hongry man KANT get
no dinnah in dis place."
"Kase," was the reply, 1--WE doan
serve cullud folks. Marster Kinsley
doan bleebe in soshul equality OBJ de
races"
"Dat's right" answered the old
man, "dat's right, neither does /.
Some niggahs am bettah than some
white folks, an some udders agin, boef
white an black, am too blamed trif-
lin to lib. Yes, sab, Use wild Marster
Kinsley on dat pint, so you kin jess
brung erlong dat dinnah, quick as you
kin, kase Use pow'ful hungry"
You doan unnerstan', uncle" ex-
planned the waiter, "you doan unner-
stan; hits kase de boss doan bleebe
in soshul equality dat he's done glib
orders dat no culled folks KANT eat
here"
"Yas, but hold on, honey" broke in
the old darky, Il didn't come in heah
after no soshul equality; / come in
fsccts- fxes5o r-5c sfongr y uUdu wuuU
dish Of soshul equality; no, say;
jess plain polk an beans III do To- me.
KANT help it, uncle" answered
the waiter who was now getting a lit
tie impatient. KANT help it, and,
he continued, @you'd better be goin'
right now befo' de head waitah sees
you, 'relse dere'll be trouble"
The old fellow got up and, without
a word, started for the door; but as
he went down the steps he was heard
talking to himself afther this fashion:
"Dese white folks mighty curious,
pears ter me. jess kase a poor mig
gah's hongry, an wants a bite ter
eat, dey think he's after soshul equal
ity. l didn't go in dat place kase dey
wuz white folks in dar, but kase
wanted my dinnah. / didn't AK no
white man ter jine me, an no white
man didn't ak me ter line him. No,
sah," he concluded with emphasis.
when cullud man is huntin' his
dinnah he hain't lxeerin' so much err
bout soshul equality as he am crhout
de dinnah; but desc white folks doan
pear ter see 1t dat way"
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-09-24

doing what men have done before,
and they think themselves most hap
by when they can trace some sort OF
resemblance between their own works
and the works of their exemplars.
But the inventor comes nearer to the
production Of something absolutely
original than the worker in any other
field OF intellectual activity, and we
take 1t that the search after the new
is pursuit most congenial to the
most advanced society. Men have
got tired of learning. Some Of them
tire too early in life, but we are all
growing tired OF accomplished facts
and want novelty.