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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20
WoULr NEVER LOVE ANOTHER

WOULD NEVER LOVE- ANOTHER
COUNTRY General Longsireel says
~ on ore Of the long marches in
VIRGINIA he only way he uld get
~ was to lie down on the ground
~hie the column was passing aud
sleep for an hour or so. He woke
M just "a the straeelers were coming
alpig in the rear and heard an old
Georgia cracker soliloqu zing abou'
tho situation:
love nv country and I'll f8ht for
il and I'll die for il. onh I'll go
naked and barefcoied for it., but
when .hia war-ls over Hi bs cursed
If ,ver love another country.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20
consump,Ion Surely c,,rea.

Tc The EDrroR:-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above-narned
disease. By its timely thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured. shall he glad
10 send two bottles of my remedy FREE TO any of
your readers who have consumption II they will
send me- their Express and p. o. address. Resp. Ct
fnlly, T. A. sLoCUM. n. c.. 1sl Pearl St, N, Y.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

Pardon mo sid he young man ,
When be eppe6 os be toe OF lady's
clipper in the dsrca. Don't spolo.
gize, said che; hssox on the slipp RS
are ia. hionah'e and we must stand
any hing foi style.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

What does vonr ia her 10 when
y'm .re naughty. Johnnie?
Oh, he pniies the faith cure.
" hai's iial9
We'll. i, isa SORT OF laying GU of
bands, suywar.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

Mr. Scedd what is the secret OF
becoming wealthy?
ScAddS-- There is no secret, nv
dear voung msn. All YOU have to
so IS to get money and keepi il.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

IL DEPEND on TIE loINr.-Jim
YOU 81, ut parade OF 200 men
~as'w hours passing given poinlY
In possible whot point was il,
Jom-Cas'S's saloon.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

Msrdv ;on'rr he pnr'i, ST gal in
tee uDiry. Why don't YOU hang
vour hsrs set he res OF the gals
je.' r'.z
'c"us@ 'sa'nt no use Tom; my hair
wou'r s'"y tung!
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-20

Suffering from the effects of youthful errors. carly
decay. wasting weakness. lost manhood. etc. viii
send valuable treatise fsealcdl Containing full
particulars for homo cure. FREE OF charge.
splendid medical work should DO read by every
man who In nervous and debilitated. Address
HrOf. n. e. FOWLER. Moodus. Conn.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
People Who Did Not Kill.

The inhabitants Of the Canary islands,
the Guanches, were, it is supposed, but
the mountain shepherds of a submerged
world. Though 80 strong physically, the
Guanches were, nevertheless, a very
gentle race; they rarely made wal on
one another, and when the Europeans
fell into their hands they did not kill
them, but sent them to tend sheep in
the mountains. So tame were the birds
in this happy land, that when the Span.
iards first landed they came and fed out
of their hands.
To kill an animal degraded a man; the
butcher was a reprieved criminal and
outcast, and lived apart, he and his as.
sistants being supported by the state.
No woman was allowed to approach the
shambles, and in such horror was killing
held by these giants that no man could
be ennobled until he had publicly de-
clared that he had not been guilty OF
killing any animal, not even a goat.
Their standard of morality was high
robbery was almost unknown among
them.-St. Louis Star Sayings.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
Honest Smokers.

Quite a number of cigar stores about
town leave a small box with nickel
cigars lying exposed on the showcase.
When a customer wants a nickel cigar
he comes in and deposits his nickel on
the box and takes out a cigar, lights it
and leaves the store without disturbing
the clerk or proprietor. Sometimes he
see nobody. 1t is noticeable, however,
that none of the imported stock that
sell for fifteen cents straight up to a dol
lar is left lying about subject to the hon
esty of the customer. Perhaps the deal
ers nave come to the conclusion that the
man who would have the courage to
smoke a five cent cigar may be relied
upon as always able and willing to pay
for it whether watched or not.-New
York Herald.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
A Clock That Sounds Taps"

An alarm clock is usually used fol-
getting people up, not for sending them
to bed, but l know of at least n au
thentic case in which the latter end was
attained by it. A nervous, active WON
an, who refused to take an afternoon
nap because she could icy think OF 1t
until it was too late" was astonished by
the gift of an alarm clock, with the dial
set exactly at 3. 1t sounded q regular
summons to a daily rest. It's imperative
call could not be disregarded, and in a
short time she found health and spirits
much improved by this fantastic use OF
a familiar COMMUNICATIVE Fields
Washington.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
FOR COLDS AND LAGRIPPE
Use Kings Royal Germetue1

Wherever the test has been made there
is no questioning the fact that Germetuer
will cure LaGrippe in all forms and at
all stages. Taken on the first symptoms
1t will prevent a severe attack; taken
when the disease has you fast in its
clutches it will break it's grasp; taken
after the disease has left you disabled it
will remove the effects.
DIR. 2. S. HENSON, of Chicago, after
using one bottle, talks as follows:
Gan almost fatal attack of LaGrippe,
last winter, left me with nasal catarrh
and such susceptibility to bronchial irri-
tation that the slightest exposure would
develop it, and a very little effort in pub
lie speaking would result in a distressing
hoarseness, so that | had serious fears of
permanent disability.
"Besides, l suffered with dyspeptic
troubles-notably what is popularity
known as heartburn from which l
found it difficult to obtain relief. | was
induced by a friend to try Kings Royal
Germetuer, and it gives me great pleas
ure to say that it's effect has been as
magical as 'Koch's Lymph is reported
to be, which is also a germ destroyer
though taken in a different way.
"Catarrh, bronchial irritation and dYs.
pepsia have all disappeared before one
bottle of Germetuer has been used.
Zone of my sons, who has long been a
sufferer from catarrh, has received like
signal relief from his old enemy"
A prominent physician of Atlanta, Ca,
after giving it a thorough trial On attack
of cold almost equal to LaGrippe, said
that he did not believe that Germetuer
would cure every thing, but he KNEW
that it would cure a bad cold.
In cases of fevers attending colds it
will remove the cause If your druggist
cannot furnish you, send direct to Kings
Royal Germetuer Co., Atlanta, Ga, and
the medicine will be sent, freight or ex-
press prepaid. Price 81 per bottle If a
preparation claiming to be Germetuer is
offered to you for less, you have reason
to suspect that it is a cheat. Every family
should keep a bottle of Germetuer on
hand for Immediate use on the first symp-
toms of disease.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
Close Figures in Furniture !

Furniture is either a good investment
or a bad n it is about as easy to make
a mistake as it is to make a purchase.
We believe in calling a spade a spade
every time. This time We have a special
announcement to make and you won't go
far astray if you give it special attention.
We are offering a handsome Parlor Suit
for $4,000. What we have to say about
them can be said in a sentence: In make,
material and cost they defy comparison.
They are finished to perfection and they
are almost as durable as the everlasting
hills.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21

The only true test is a trial and a trial
will make it absolutely clear to you that
Groceries bought from US are bought at
the right place. At unpopular prices
nothing can be popular; for moderate
means there must be moderate figures.
We believe in straightforward methods
theory that the purchaser is entitled to
the fullest possible protection. Whether
you buy little or much you can rest as
sured of one thing-you will have no
%exorbitant bills to pay. We have a par
ticularly fine line of Mince Meats and
Holiday Goods.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
TRIUMPH OF The ALTO.

She Knew the Soprano Would Have to
Get a Screen to Keep tho Flies Out.
From all envy, hatred and malice,
good Lord, deliver u.s." slowly continued
the minister.
"Good Lord, deliver u.s." echoed the
congregation.
1t was a day Of triumph for the 80
prano of the choir.
ALI the city folks who were passing
the summer in cool Berryville were in
the congregation, and the alto, her
deadly enemy, had such a cold that she
could no sing a note.
So she scared aloft in highest notes of
gladstone praise, while the unfortunte
alto sat upon the back bench In the
choir loft, consumed with envy that sven
her dampest tears could not quench.
"Glory be for evermore!" droned the
bass with gusto.
"Glory be for evermore!' shrilled the
tenor with fervor.
Then the soprano took it up, took up
the glad strain, "Glory be forever
morel" Took it up and held il fondly;
took it up and played with it among the
lower notes. Snatched it again from the
deeps and ran up the vocal scale with it
in her teeth, throwing it out above the
heads Of the en%raptured congregation
and catching it again before it could
strike bottom, as she swept up the scale
and over the measures in triumphant
JOY. 1t was a day of triumph for her
indeed.
Again she took up the fervid cry,
"Glory be fo~revermore!" Striking the
lowest note in her compass, she glorious
ly rolled up the chromatic scale with the
paan Of victory-up-up-up-with her
swaying head far back, her straining
eyes half closed, her mouth round and
open with the full crescendo Of the
pouring food of melody. Up-up-up-
higher and higher, till the air quivered
in unison and the souls of the listeners
lost themselves in ecstasy. Up-up-
up
Then suddenly, without warning:
"Yeuch yeuch! Chow-uch UGH
Observation-Disclosures"
Her voice broke into a choking gasp.
a thin, reedy wheeze, a horrible, eye
staring gurgle-she turned black in the
face and fell backward into the choir
chairs behind the green curtains in front
Of the loft.
The minister glared wildly from his
place, hanging over the pulpit's edge.
The entire congregation rose as one
man to leap upon the pew seats and
strain into the unknown horror with
bursting eyes.
The Press representative dashed out
the side door on a dead run for the tele-
graph Office to wire in the death Of a
choir singer from a bursted blood vessel.
When from the deathly stiffness which
hung over the fatal loft came . kissing
whisper hat stung the farthest ear dis
tinctly.
"Ah-h-! Swallowed it, did she? In
deed! I told her once that if she would
open her mouth like that in the summer
time she'd have to get a screen door to
keep the flies out! Why don't some one
chunk her in the back ono or twice."
1t was the altos voice.
From envy, hatred and malice, good
Lord, deliver us!'-Cincinnati CONNER
cial Gazette.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21

As a general family remedy for Dyspepsia,
Torpid Liver, Constipation, etc. hardly cve-
use anything else, ana have never jccn dis
appointed il the effect produced; it seems 20
he almost n perfect cure fOE I'll d:ccIscs IL tie
Stomach ami HpVc's.
". J. McEEEnT. ,HacCn. O..
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
Very Willing.

He fervently)-Oh, my darling, lei
buy the ring!
She-This is very sudden, Charlie.
He-Oh, but you will let me?
She-Well, if you will, you will.
He-Then, dear love, loan me fifty
dollars Circular.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
NONE GENUINE WITHOUT TIL
Trade Mark Of the Rull on Each Package
Durham Female Institute !
A School of High Grade for Girls and
Young Ladies'.
term opens August 81, 1891, and

The fall term opens August 81, 1881, and
closes January Is, 1892. =
Experienced teachers will be in charge OF
each department and thOroughneSs OF training
will be made an object of special attention.
The teachers of the music and art depart
ments have enjoyed the best educational ad-
Vantages and bring testimonials regarding
their ability and merit from some of our most
eminent educators.
For further see or address the
principal, T.. L. MIDDLEION.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
Durham Male Academy
A School of High Grade for Young
Men and Boys.

The Session of 1891-'92 will open on
Monday, August 81, 1891, and continue
forty weeks.
Charges for Fall Term of go Weeks:
Primary department., $500
intermediate, T.5O
Academic, $1,000 to ESQ
Incidental fee, %
All bills due at the beginning of each quar-
ter. No deductions will be made except in
cases of prOtracted sickness.
The school offers unsurpassed advantages to
young men and boys desiring to prepare them
selves for college or the business pursuits of
life. Especial attention given to Latin, Eng
lish and Mathematics.
Boys entering during first two weeks will be
charged for the term, those coming in after
wards will be charged from date of entrance.
For further particulars, see or address the
Principal, L. T. BUCHANAN.
Durham, NC.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21

From envy, hatred and malice, good
Lord, deliver us!'-Cincinnati CONNER
cial Gazette.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-11-21
HOw's
Your Liver?

Is the Oriental salutation,
knowing that good health
cannot exist without a
healthy Liver. When the
Liver is torpid the Bow
els are sluggish and con-
stipated, the food lies
in the stomach undi-
gested, poisoning the
blood; frequent headache
ensues; a feeling Of lassi-
tude, dependency and
nervousness indicate how
the whole system is de-
ranged. Simmons Liver
Regulator has been the
means of restoring more
people to health and
happiness by giving them
a healthy Liver than any
agency known On eartn.
1t acts with extraor-
binary power and efficacy.
NEVER BEEN DISAPPOINTED,
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
CONSOLIDATION.

The Plan to Combine All Labor I'm Produc-
ton Ofilcial Report of the Proceedings
of the Meeting Called BY Authority of
the Grand Council at the Ocala Session.
In pursuance of basis for confed-
Grafton between the Farmers Alliance
and Industrial Union, National Alli-
ance, Knights of Labor and the Farm
ers' Mutual Association, agreed upon at
Ocala, and approved by the Supreme
Council of the Farmers Alliance and
Industrial Union, and the Colored
National Farmers Alliance and an
executive committee from the Farm
ers' Mutual Benefit Association and the
Knights of Labor, constituting also an
executive board to represent each indi-
vidual organization above specified OF
five members each, call was made for
each executive board to meet in Wash
ington City on the 22d day of January,
1891. The following representatives
assembled in the parlor of the Kenmore
Hotel: L. +. Livingston, of Georgia,
and Ben Terrell, of Texas, for the
Farmers Alliance and Industrial
Union; T. v. Powderly, John w. Hayes
and A. w. Wright for the Knights of
Labor; R. NJ. Humphrey, of Texas, and
]. j. Rogers,.of North Carolina, for the
Colored National Farmers Alliance;
Ralph Beaumont and L. p. Wild, of
Washington, ID. c., for the Citizens Alli-
ance. A temporary organization was
had by electing Ben Terrell chairman
and L. P. CAN'T, of Georgia, secretary.
Messrs. H. c. Brown, of Georgia; c. w.
Macune, of Washington; L. p. Garnett,
Hons. T. e. Winn and r. NJ. Everett, Of
Georgia, were admitted the privilege Of
the floor.
On motion confederation was agreed
upon to be known as '"The Confedera-
tion of Industrial Organizations" upon
the basis agreed upon at Ocala, to wit:
1. Each organization shall be repre-
sented by committee of five.
Q. Each committee of five shall have
the number of votes corresponding
with the membership in its organiza-
ton.
s. The policy and measures of the
Confederation shall be based upon the
St Louis and 0csia platform,
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
Miscellaneous.

JOHN III. HoLLoMAN, a very wealthy
and popular young man of Clay County,
son of Judge j. S. Holloman, was killed
last week while out in field on his
fathers farm, by the accidental dis
charge of his gun.
THE Governor has appointed DIR.
Payne, of Vicksburg, member OF the
State Board of Dental Examiners.
STATE TREASURER EVANS report for
January will show the receipts for the
month to have been 1891, ,504.22. The
disbursements during the same time
were S1l0, 32s.69.
FIFTY-sIx white men of Jackson have
not paid their taxes and therefore can
not vote this year. Two hundred and
nine colored voters also failed to come
to time.
CAPT. C. f. EMORY, Confederate OFF,
Ger and soldier in the Mexican war,
died at Yazoo City last week. He had
been a resident of Yazoo County for
fifty years and was highly respected and
honored.
DIR. WILLIAM HAYNE LEAvELI, ap-
pointed by the Mississippi Synod to
raise $4,000 for evangelical work, has
in six weeks secured $1,000 of the
amount.
BLUE MOUNTAIN JOE, who was in
dicted in Alcorn and Prentiss Counties
for practicing medicine without license,
was tried before Judge Houston at
Bonneville last week. A great deal of
interest was manifested in these cases,
as it could not be understood by great
many how a bill could be found when
the Doctor was only selling remedies OF
his manufacture which were recon-
mended for certain diseases. The jury
rendered verdict in favor OF the de-
| fendant.
THE commission to revise and prepare
the laws. making them conform to the
new Observation-Disclosures. billiard,
Campbell and Thompson have begun
work in earnest. 1t is believed the re-
suit of their labors, which will be sub
mitted to the Legislature next January
| for ratification, will be almost il not en-
| tirely q new Code.
FRED COLLINS has been confirmed by
the United States Senate as Marshal of
| the Southern District of Mississippi,
vice Snggs Mathews. He will not take
| charge Of the office until after the next
verm~of the United states Court az Mis-
sissippi City, ~
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
Origin of the Farmers Alliance.

One of the chief arguments ~ of the
opposition press during our recent cam.
paign and during the present Senate
rial contest has been that the Kansas
Alliance is of Southern origin, and is
intended to promote distinctively
Southern ideas and Southern policies.
A continuous labored effort has been
made to convey the idea that our Kan
sas membership has gone over body
and soul to the Southern Democracy.
We hope to be able, after all the ex-
element of State and Senatorial cleo
tions is over. to give some history upon
this subject that will open the eyes of
the people and knock the pins from un-
der the pet theories of the Kansas Re-
publican press.-Advocate.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
silly.

There is class of men who, being
conscious that they have neither quail
ties nor ability to raise themselves to
any thing resembling Importance, seek
to secure the notoriety they long for by
making attacks on men or societies Of
reputation and prominence, in the hope
that some little measure of public at-
tention may be thus drawn to them
selves. This fact needs to be borne in
mind by those who would understand
the whereforeness of Mr.. s. Gompers'
silly and. Mr.. p. ]. McGuire's mem
6acious references to the Knights Of
Labor and their officers. Exchange.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19

A State convention of the Industrial
party of Michigan will meet at Lansing,
Mich, February 10, to place In nomina-
ton candidates for Justices of the SUI
preme Court, and Regent of the State
University, and also to appoint dele
gates TO the National conference. The
meeting Is called upon the basis of the
st. Louis platform. The great retorm
karty can't be stopped.-NopconiormfSk
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
Party Worship.

Many business men are kicking the
Alliance, not because of its principles,
but because it endangers their old party
machinery, which they worship SO
blindly. This class of men should be
able to see far enough to know that the
farmers want nothing but what is for
the good of the community and State.
furthermore should the majority of the
Alliance principles prevail and come
into effect, no one would benefit more
than the average business man. Preju-
dice. How much suffering because Of
thee.--Exchange.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
In Practice Now.

A great deal of comment is being
made by the old party press in regard
to the farmers proposition to loan
money upon real estate. Especially is
that so with the leading dailies of New
York, and yet that same thing is done
in that State. Andrew Jackson took
the funds of the old United States
Bank and divided them among the sew
eral States. The State of New York
has hers intact to this very day. That
money is to-day loaned out on real
estate and the interest is used as part
of the school fund. Every academy
and graded school in the State annually
receives a share of this fund. Every
county has loan commissioner whose
duty it is to loan this fund and collect
the interest. And it is eagerly sought
for because the mortgage is never due;
as long as the interest is paid it can re-
main indefinitely. And in the face of
this there are men in the State of New
York who denounce this as unconstitu-
tional.-Citizens' Alliance.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19

II have lcssI IN rIdto anu cicero say
ings that are very wise and beautiful
but / never read in either OF them:
Come unto Me all ye that labor and
are heavy laden, and / viii give you
rest."-Augustine.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19

WEST POINT, Feb. 12.-This after
noon a careless operator at Carrollton
sent two trains togethes on the Georgia
Pacific Railroad, and collision that
would have resulted in great loss of life
would have occurred but for the pres
ence of mind and heroic conduct of
passenger train engineer. The operator
let freight train out of Carrollton Sta
ton when he should have. slde-tracked
it. The freight was going out of the
station at the rate of six or seven miles
an hour and rapidly increasing, when
passenger train, running at about thirty
five miles an hour, was discovered COM
ing around a curve. The freight en-
gineer and fireman lost their heads and
sprang off the engine without making
any attempt to stop the train. The en-
gineer Of the passenger train took in the
situation at glance, and reversing his
own engine and applying the brakes,
sprang from the cab and ran to meet the
freight. He jumped on the cowcatcher,
climbed over the engine and down into
the cab and stopped the train. The
two trains were within two feet of each
other when they were stopped. The
operator sent in his resignation by wire.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19

Ours is the seed-tine; God alone be-
holds the end of what is sown. BE
yond our vision Weak and dim, tho
harvest time is hid with hIIim.-Whittier
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19

"A man, like his watch, Is to be val
ued for his manner Of going.-Williius
PsnRs
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-02-19
MISSISSIPPI MATTERS.
Very Neatly Caught.

JACKSON, Feb. 10.-Brooks Story, q
younger brother Of Eugene Story, is now
keeping his brother company in the
penitentiary. He came here this morn
ing to pay Eugene a visit. The Gov
ernor hearing of it sent for Sheriff Hard
ing and told him to arrest Brooks when
he came out, which he did. He was
placed in the penitentiary and the
Sheriff Of Holmes County notified to
come after him. He Is under indict-
ment in Holmes County for assisting to
liberate Eugene from Jail, and has twice
been arrested by the Sheriff of Alfalfa,
but each time managed to escape. He
made no resistance, but expressed much
surprise at being arrested, and says he
can prove that he was thirty miles from
Lexington the night his brother was
released.