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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09
THE CELEBRATED
OCuIist and Aurist

Announces to the people Of kenOsha
that as he has been unable to attend the
patients that called to consult him he has
agreed to stay TWO days upon his next
visit, as there were two difficult surgical
operations on the eyes which he could not
take the time to perform. and several par
ties wanting glasses fitted, etc.
He desires all patients that have opera
tions to be done on their eyes to come in the
first day so that they can be seen the next
day if necessary. He does all the opera
tions on the eye ear, nose, and throat,
and he defies any surgeon to be able to do
these operations with more delicacy OF
skill, and in as quick time, and with as
little pain as he does. Most all the opera
tons on the eye, ear and nose are per
formed without chlOroform or ether, and
without pain.
He will straighten cross or squint eyes
in two minutes.
Removes Cataract in two minutes.
Plarygrium or film over the eyes-one
minute.
Irdectimy-tWO minutes.
Turning in and out of lids, and wild
hair, ETC., removed quickly.
Stopping Of LacnrYmal Qear) duct,
causing au overflow Of tears, permanent
ly cured.
Polypus tumors in nose or ears removed
in two minutes.
Opening of the eastachian tube leading
from throat to ear in two minutes.
Removing tonsils and clipping uvula,
one minute.
Everyone of the above operations, | per-
form, except cataract, and patients can
go home without danger.
| will do all surgical operations
that come in this trip for just half
Remember this!
Physicians having cases to be operated
upon are especially requested to come
with the patients if possible.
Parties wanting spectacles fitted are re-
quested to call this trip, as it requires
considerable time to examine the eye with
the opthalm0scope and fit glasses, and
guarantee fit in every case.
Deaf patients should call first day and
second, too, if possible, and get double
treatment.
Glass Eyes Fitted.
Read this and send it to your neighbor.
do unto your neighbor as you would
be done by"
CONSULTATIONS FREE.
Address with stamps.
w. O. COFFEE, M. ..
418 Jackson ST., Milwaukee, Wis.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09
Rhyme and Reason.

All teachers who go to Toronto
This important fact should be onto;
That the Wabash Railway
Runs two trains day,
With through sleeping cars to Toronto.
For maps and full information in
regard to the coming National Edu-
cational Convention, address F. A.
Palmer, 2o1 Clark ST., Chicago. 2,45
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09
Miles Nerve and Liver Pills.

An important discovery. They act on
the liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new principle. They speedily
cure billiousness, bad taste, torpid liver,
piles and constipation. Splendid for men,
women and children. Smallest, mildest,
surest. SO doses for Is cents Samples
free at Woodward & Conleys.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09
RUckIen's Rrnica SaIVe.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe-
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptlons,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
CURED. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded. Price
25 cents per box. For sale by Woodward
q COnley.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09

Those who believe that DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy will
cure them are more liable
to get we'll than those who
don't.
If you happen to be one Of
those who don't believe, there
a matter Of $500 to help your
faith. It's for you if the max
ers Of DR.. Sage's remedy can't
cure you, no matter how bad
or Of how long standing your
catarrh in the head may be.
The makers are the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton Of Buffalo, NY. They're
known to every newspaper
publisher and every druggist
in the land, and you can cas-
lily ascertain that their words
as good as their bond.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09

He had won all the world and brought it to
Maisie in a cartridge box, but she turned it
over with her foot, and, instead of saying,
''Thank you" cried:
Where is the brass collar you promised
for Amomma? Oh, how selfish you are!n
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-04-09

Begin right. The first stage
is to purify the system. You
don't want to build on a wrong
foundation, when you're build
ing for health. And don't
shock the stomach with harsh
treatment. Use the milder
means.
You wind your watch once
a day. Your liver and bowels
should act as regularly. If
they do not, use a key.
The key is - DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. One a dose.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
WhaclSing tho Tariff:

1t is immaterial to the Courier-Jornal
whether its party in Congress knocks
out protection with one big blow or
makes mince-meat OF it after the plan
proposed by Mr.. Springer. but this the
Louisville organ OF star-eyed reform
wants distinctly understood: "Any
measure putting crude materials on the
free list and leaving undisturbed the
finished article would be a fraud so
transparent that it could not deceive
any one"
To Illustrate: Ii wool is TO go on the
free list, as the Couricr-Jouinal thinks it
should, there must be reduction Of at
least .tbirty-five per cent right through
the list OF manufactured woclens. This
is right. The manufacturers are no
mere entitled to protection on their
product than the wool-growers are on
theirs.
If the manufacturers desire protec-
ton they must sec that protection
is not denied to the producers OF
their raw material. This point is not
loo fine for some OF them to appreciate,
although others are demanding FREQ raw
material as though they are under the
impression that they can have this
thing quite their own way.
About tho time the Democrats begin
to cut away the underpinning OF pro
lection tho manufacturers who want
raw, material free will be calling on tho
wool-growers to come over and help
them. The wool-growers arc believed
[, to be as human rs the manufacturers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

A Central American newspaper tells
OF q man living in San Paulo, Brazil,
who is considerably over a hundred
years old and vino is growing young
again. He has recently grown new
SGT OF tcoth, and his hair, which had
turned gray, is now almost black again.
He is in active business as q horse ira
der, and occasionally rides over ten
leagues in a day.
a few weeks ago there was found in
Central Missouri 4 small bowldcr, or
nugget, OF copper weighing twcnty-three
pounds. it is eleven inches long, six
inches wide and. three inches thick at
Ithickest part. tits almost entirclypure
copper, but with a thin crust Of tho
green carbonate all overit.
Inthc london distric. occupied by
the poorest OF the poor there are eighty.
one saloons, or public houses as theyare
called there, to supply 1l.000 patrons
or one for every l35 persons. More
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
Gke Gitteltfqetuer::
WHEELING, DECEsIDEn 81, 1901.
An American Navy,

We are making excellent progress to-
ward building an American navy. We
have ships ahoat and arc completing
more that should be able to give good
account OF themselves in fight with
the best ships OF tho best navies in the
world. We have shown that We arc
able to construct these destroycrs Of
American material with American Ia
Dor. Thus far we arc Independent OF
the world for our navy, as we should be.
When it comes toHanning our ships
We are in most insulating and dan
gcrous condition. We cannot man
them with Americans, at all events do
not. a statement compiled from the
register is appalling. We have in
round numbers eight thousand enlisted
men. Nearly half OF them arc not
citizens, whether by birth or adoption.
Seventeen per cent are residents Of
foreign countries. The average term Of
service is less than two years. One
man in nine deserts-a frightful record
More than half the men in the service
at any time arc green.
We may have the best ships and the
best armament in the world, but it takes
men to make navy, and they should
BIO Americans at that. Not only Amer
leans, but men long enough in the SER
vice to understand the business OF
modern naval warfare. There is n rca-
son why Americans do not enlist in the
navy and why those who do go in
take the first short cut to get out. 1t
concerns Congress and the countryt to
know the reason and to apply remedy.
There is a way to attract young
Americans to the naval service and to
keep themFin it long enough to be OF
use. We should be able to get as good
material for the navyas for the army,
which is now enlisting some OF the best
young men in the country and which
shows no such record OF desertion as
the navy shows. We are spending
millions on our new ships because We
want navy. Unless We can have the
men to man it, men who can be held
long enough to teach them the business,
men OF the patriotism which endures
hardships and dares the dangers OF
,warfare-the kind OF men who have
made our flag glorious in naval warfare
I'VE may as well abandon the effort to
make navy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
PERSONAL POINTS.

Capt. John Davis OF Deer Isle, Mo-,
believes he is the only survivor OF the
crew OF iifty-two who sailed in the
United States steamer jamestown forty
three years ago to carry flour and grain
to ireland during the food famine.
Every one OF the tifty.two men before
the mast Ind previously been master or
first officer OF u ship and all served
without pay.
Busy rs Rubinstein is at Dresden III
his literary world, he has engaged to
visit Paris and Milan soon to supervise
the the production OF one OF his operas
in each OF those cities. The cataract
from which he has long suffered has
recently much increased, and threatens
before long to deprive him entirely OF
his sight.
The last speech Senator Plumb made
in the late Kansas campaign was at Troy.
lie was speGkingof the future prosperity
OF the state and said: 81 shall not, per-
haps, be here to enjoy it; but | have
children growing up whom | want to
have share in this prosperity"
Things are going so well with Rev.
Howard MacQucary, who was recently
deposed from the Episcopal church on
the ground OF heresy, that he will be
married on January IA to Miss Harris, 4
daughter OF Hon. John 7. Harris, oil
Harrisonburg, Va.
The widow OF Senator Matt Carpenter,
OF Wisconsin, has joined the Catholic
church into which hnr ,inuphtor hpr
son and sons wife had already gone,
Cara, the guerilla "rcvolutionist,"
has offered to quit his buccaneering ii
the Mexican government gives him
$4,000 cash.
Probate duty has just been paid on
the late NJ. CREWS personal estate in
England, which was valued at $3.50, 900.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
RAILWAY nuupING
During tho Past Yenr-A Decrease from
1890, but n Gnpd showing.

DuriHg inc fNht nchr-A bccrcnsol irori
1890, but n Gopd showing.
NV foRK, Dec. 3o.-1n Its issue oil
this week, Engineering Ne,ss will publish
It's usual annual summary OF track laid
in the United States during the year.
According to the figures here given,
there have been 1908 miles OF new rail-
way constructed between January !,
1891, and January |, 1892, which brings
the total mileage OF the United States
up 10 III, 100. This Is n decrease OF
1914 miles from last years figures, or
the smallest mileage built during any
year since 1885, when only S,lGl miles
OF pack were laid.
This decrease Is quite evenly distrib.:
utcd over the country, each group Of
states showing a decrease with the ex'
ception OF tho middle states, New
York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Della.
ware, Maryland), which show an in.
crease OF So pcr cent over last year, and
the largest mileage constructed during
any year since 1883. The six South At
lantic states laid the largest amount
OF new track, 1,096 miles, and
tho six New England states
tho smallest, so miles. Tho state
Of Pennsylvania heads the list with 253
miles andis followed in ordcrby Georgia,
Washington aud South Carolina with
9l4 miles.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

than $50, 900 n year is spent in drink by
these | ! 900 persons, whose poverty Is
OF tho direst kind.
The grip Is making New York theatri.
cal managers hustle in lively fashion
these days 10 secure substitutes for their
disabled players. In ono current at
traction tho other night seven Charac.
tors were acted by other than their
usual representatives.
The Belgian government now asks
10000 francs for permission to give
hypnotic performances. Doctors may
make experiments in the interest OF
science, but the theatrical practitioner
will have to pay high.
At Dresden they arc baking an Amer
lean corn bread that Is finding much
favor and is much cheaper than their
ordinary bread. A pound costs n trile
over three cents.
Tho sercn.ycar.old son OF William T.
Weaver, OF Trenton, n. j., died on
Thursday from blood poisoning, caused
by swallowing a big copper cent.
1t costs So % q word to telegraph to
IRAN FRAN, Africa; 81 la WORD TO
Djedda, Mecca, ana s. "A word to New
Zealand via Northern Siberia.
4 st. Louis boy found several thous.
and dollars buried in the woodshed, the
sum representing tho wealth OF his dead
father.
Only four OF the lightweight senators
in the new Congress and twenty-five Of
the 1925 representatives are foreign born.
A cattleman dropped $4,000 in po-
ker game ut Kansas City Christmas day.
The profits OF Bass & Co., the brewers,
are $4,000 week.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
MORNING SMILES.

"Dah seems ter been some kin oh
feeling tween dem two" said colorcd
man. "Yas, dey does. Hit stahted
FUN er pokah game" you doan
says" "Yass indeed. You see, Jack
son ne heF foh aces" Good hand"
"Sho; on'y two OBJ 'em wus dc ace OBJ
di'munds, an Mr.. SkitIles is waitin' for
an explanation which jackson hab rs
yet entiably failed to periuce. -lIash-
ington Star.
/, witness, were re- You present when the
fight took place." 81 was" viii you
please explain how it happcned?" 81
was sitting quietly at table drinking
beer, when without my seeing him, a
fellow came up behind. me and smashed
a beer mug all to flinders on the top OF
my head. That's what called my,atten-
ton to the fiair."-1eras Sytings.
Brown-"Do you believe there's such
thing in married life as perfect love?
A case where both are OF the same
mind" Fogg-"Oh, yes; there are the
Gregorys, for instance. She thinks there
never was man in the world like her
husband, and so does he" boston
Transcript
First Tramp-"And what is the mat.
ter with Bill Sykes ?" Second Tramp
"Poor fellow! A victim OF overwork."
"Ovcrwork! How's that" well,
Bill always was ambitious, you know,
and he tried to do two. days loating in
one day."-Boston Transcript.
Bloobumper-"You are going to swear
off on New Years day, | suppose, Nc
Watty?" McWatty-"Ccrtainly. You
would not have INC neglect, custom l
have observed for twenty years, would
you ~ Truth.
Mr.. n. Pecll--"I should think you
would be ashamed to wear the hair OF
another woman on your head" Mrs. n.
Peck-"Shamr yourself, for you wear
the skin OF another calf on your feet. "
Brooklyn Eagle.
Her AIother-"I saw him kiss You. !
am terribly shocked. did not suppose
he would dare TO do such a thing"
Herseli-"Nor |. In fact I bet him he
didn't dare Brooklyn Lite.
He--"If anything will make a wise
man OF fool, silence will do it," She
That's what I've been thinking for
the last three hours. "-Detroit Free
Press $50 sa ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
Cost OF a College Course.

A Yale student attacks tho catalogue
estimate OF $3.50 q year as the least
amount that will take student through
that college. Ho says the estimate is a
mischievous error. First OF all, the
cost OF tuition, SIPS a year, may be
safely deducted, for any deserving
young man can get scholarship.
This would reduce the minimum cost
4 o.s225 year.
: Board is estimated ut Sl25 u year, but
students may earn their board by form
ing clubs or waiting on the table. This
student says he has a classmatc who got
through his sophmoro year on SIPS,
which included travelling expenses to
and from his home, 800 miles away from
New Haven. Furthermore, the oppor-
stunities ior! earning money are SO good
that awilling student can get through
on his own earnings and have bank,
saccoIntto his credit at the end OF his
coursesSStsSyf
ii this can BIO done, the young man
WHO accomplishes it need not mourn
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

the lack. OF an inheritance OF ready
money to start the world with. Tho
accumulated capitalo OF charactera young
man would gain in course OF that
kind should make him an easy winner
in the race OF life over tho pampered
sons Of rich fathers who manage to get
through OH several thousand dollars a
year.
Students have worked their why
through the great colleges Of tho coun-
try,.and the record will show that they
gained immensely by hoeing their own
row. In the battle Of life it is a great
thing TO have no expensive habits to
got rid OF.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
pcnnsylyanln Music Teachers.

PIrTsDuRGu, Pa, Dec. 3O.-At to-day's
session OF the State Music Teachers
Association, J. II. Kurzcnknabe, OF
Harrisburg, road an essay on "AIusic
for the Masses" in which he reviewed
the universal spread OF music in all
countries. Resolutions were adopted
to send synopsis OF Mr.. Kurzenknabc's
address all over the state. An auxili-
larry organization was formed to be
known as the School Teachers Associa-
ton, with Mr.. Kurzenknabo rs prcsi-
dent. 1t was decided to hold the next
meeting at Reading.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

Sttc1df D79lIdlcH 70 Ia INfAIyfNrEF
CHARLESTON, W. VA, Dec. So.-A
charter was granted to-day by the
secretary OF state to company to be
known rs Tho Goshorn, Richardson 4
Coylc, which will carry on u general
wholesale mercantile business, particu-
larry for tho sale OF notions and kindred
classes OF goods. The principal place Of
business will DO in Charleston. Capital,
$4,000; paid up $4,000, with the priv
ilege granted to increase to Sl50,000. G.
i. Coylc and others OF Charleston are
the incorporatOrs.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

Col. ALEX. CAMPBELL is doing good
work in Australia Tor the Worlds Fair.
If he can't got the antipodcans in the
humor to help to make the show and to
come and SEQ it, the efforts OF anybody
else would be thrown away. He seems
to charm wherever he goes, ii we may
trust the newspapers. And speaking
OF the newspapers, he seems to havo as
much OF them as no wants for his
missionary purposes.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
lIillin Einn Feather.

Tho Hill Democrats arc having New
York all their own way. They will have
the legislature to dowith MS they please,
and that may carry them a long way on
the road to what they want. They will
have it in their power to redistrict tho
state and to "Michiganize" the state on
tho presidential question.
Hill would not bother himself much
about these things If no did not think
that by reason OF the service he can
perform in his own state the Democrats
OF tho country will give him chance 10
step into tho White House.
Hill is tho kind OF patriot who places
himself above party and country. II
this is the kind OF men the Democrats
are looking for they need so no further.
Hill is ready to meet them more than
half way.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
TO LET APRIL1, 1892.

Business house, s,ovcr Dom Goxl32, 1861 Market
street. 49,
Store room and dwelling, 1901 Market street.
Will rent together or separate.
Store room and dwelling, 2loS Main street.
Will rent store room separate.
Store room ut le2o2 Main street.,
Eightroomed dwelling. with NIL modern con-
ven!cnccs at 20 Maryland street h
Seven.ro0med dwelling. all modern conyen.
fences at % South York street 4,
E!ght.roomed dwelling at 70 North Front
street. Very large yard and lots OF shade trees.
Six-roOmed house at M 10 North York st rect,
Flve-roomed house at 10 South Broadway street,
.Thrce.roomed house ut $40 National Road,
Four rooms ut corner of Market and Tenth
streets. over Wemcr's ment store ,I
Four rooms nj 1855 Market street both gases
and water. ~
Five.rOomcd house. IS Twenty.third street,
Sevcn-roomcd house at 1854 Chapline street.
FourrOomed brick house ut 2632 Market street.
Dairy farm, adjoining the city.
Five.roomcd house Mt III Twcnty.ninth street.
Possession Immediately.
G. 0. SMITH,
dc3l ,t, 1920 Market Street
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
To purify
Your blood
Take Hoods Sarsaparilla,
Wlloopiug Cough,

There is no danger from whooping
cough when Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is freely given. 1t keeps tho
cough loose and makes expcctoration
easy. % and so cents. n bottle for sale
by @. r. Goethe, W. W. Irwin, Jno.
Kari, G. Schncpf. G. NIenkcmiller. w.
S. Mccullough, NJ. W. Heinrich. W. Z.
Williams, S. L. Brice, Jno. Coleman and
W. II. Williams, W. G. Armbrecht,
Wheeling, W. Va, Bowie & Co.. Bridge.
port, Ohio B. I. Peabody, Benwood,
W. w. Dkw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL would
like to be minister to Russia, and many
OF his countrymen are laughing at his
prctensions. The idea of sending a live
man to represent them at an important
foreign court is quite shocking, you
know.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31
West YirEinia pcnsIons.

Emcia, Dispatch 10 The Nlteliqencer. Z
WAsluSGroS, D. c., Dec. So.-West
Virginia PENSIONS: 0riginal-John W.
Elliott, Felix Wood, Urich Jones, Job
A. Ward, Marcus Fisk, Henry E. Wehn.
Additional-Thomas W. Snyder, John
o. Peters, George P.0verton.
i Incrcase-James Il. Mccullough. (.
Original Widows-Sarah j. Holstoin.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

Now that they are started in New
York, We may look to see every Repub-
lican seat contested. Tho Democrats
seem to think they need all they can
get. For Democrats perhaps We should
read Hill, who appears to be running a
little machine of his own.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

THE small-fry New-York politicians
who have run with the county machine
and the various hall machines are flock
ing into Tammany. Certainly. Tam
many has the plumber to laddle out, and
that's the sort OF patriots they are.
Didn't Mr.. Cleveland raise his clarion
voice for Tammany? He wants the
same thing, only lots more OF it.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

TIE Democrats OF West Virginia are
getting to work as though they think
they see some reason to fight tor West
Virginia. Isn't this waste OF manly
efforts? Isn't West Virginia "hope-
lessly Democratic?'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

MAKE them anyhow, and try to keep
them. Because you have not kept good
resolutions heretofore is no reason why
you should 60 on doing evil all the days
OF your life.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

THE originals of the certificates OF
cures effected by the use OF Ayers sar-
saparilla are kept on file ut the office OF
.theJ. C.Ayer Company, Lowell, Mass.
Probably no similar establishment in
tho world can exhibit such n mass OF
valuable and convincing testimony.
! sD&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-12-31

TIE Democrats in Congress are deter
mined to cut down appropriations.
This they may easily do by letting some
deserving things wait until the Republi-
cans come along in the next Congress.