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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
Stand Your Ground.

When you make up your mind to take
Hoods Sarsaparilla, do not be induced to
buy some other preparation instead.
Clerks may claim that "ours is as good as
Hoods" and all that, but the peculiar merit
of Hoods Sarsaparilla cannot be equaled.
Therefore have nothing to do with substi-
tutes, and insist upon having Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, the best blood purifier and building
up medicine.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
Wanted for Perjury.

Policeman E. F. Daniels swore out a
warrant against March Green, a negro,
charging him with perjury at the instance
of the solicitor general. yesterday morning
in Justice Reynolds Office Green is the
negro who made statement before the
MAYOR in the Mcbride case. Daniels says
he will prosecute him to the extent OF the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
CITY BREVITIES.

A little colored girl was knocked down
and run over by Collat's delivery wagon
last night about $50 at State and Drayton
streets. The child was not seriously hurt.
The Woman's Christian Temperance
Union will give ''cozy" party at No. SO
Whitaker street Friday from o'clock In
the afternoon to 10 o'clock at night. The
party" is a bazaar after the English, and is
for the fund for improving the Womau's
Christian Temperance Unions new head
quarters on Broughton street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
ORAzRD AND IN A GAVE.

A Young Man Who Disappeared From
Home Found Demented.
BIRMINGHAM. ALA, March 2S.-Two
weeks ago Charles Soaks. young man of
Florence, Ala, disappeared and nothing
could be found of him, except his handker-
chief tied to bush on the bank of the
Tennessee river. He had had a bad case of
grip, and it was supposed he had gone
crazy and drowned himself. To-day he
was found in cave totally demented and
much emaciated.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
SUGAR FROM HAWAII.

A Cargo of 4,2oo Tons-The Queens
New Cabinet.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, March 2S.-The
British steamer Hounslow arrived from
Honolulu to-day with 1900 tons of sugar.
This is stated to be the largest cargo of
sugar ever brought to San Francisco.
Capt. Clifford stated that Queen Liluokalani
was experiencing some difficulty with her
cabinet, as the reform party was making
vigorous opposition over several appoint
ments. He stated that the party had petit
toned for the recall of Minister Carter and
desires his removal.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
The City's Food S,,nn,v

nspec'or Desvergers, of the Citizens
ao ,.saiy association, in his report of in
~ ' .u tor the week ending last night
"a 'u9' 1000 produce of all kinds aver
"a eood In quality except Tuesday and
Ii ~ when dressed beef fell off lit
quality as well as in quantity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Children's and Boys Easter Suits at Ap-
pei g. Schaurs new store. $50 Broughton
street. I'D.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
- -
PROPOSALS WANTED.

TINTED STATES ENGINEERS OFFICE.
~ SAVANNAH, GA, March II. 1891. Sealed
proposals in triplicate will be received at this
Office until IL NJ, city time, on The 18TH DAY
OF APRIL, 1891, for constructing jetty at
entrance to Cumberland sound, Georgia and
Florida Attention is called to acts of congress
approved Feb. g. 1885, and Feb. %, 1897 Vol. 90,
page 332, and Vol "a, page ia. Statutes at
Large. For all necessary Information apply TO
0. NJ CARTER, Capt, Corps OF Eng'rs U. S. A.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
How to Write Marriage Notices .

The following recently appeared in city
paper:
married, on the 9th inst, at the resi-
dence of the brides parents, by the Rev.
Francis Blank, Mr.. George Hoffmanhouse
to Miss Irene Rose. Presents from Stern
berg's."
The last line Of above notice is noticeable
I'D
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

ppei q Schaul are at last in their new
h.. Can aud see them. 159 Broughton
6ns, text to sternberg' jswelry estab-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Have you seen the latest in Puff Shirtsl
Appel & SchauIs new store, 159 Broughton.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
TO CONTRACTORS.
MAYoR,s OrrIcE.

MAYORS OFFICE.
VALDosTA, GA, March 10th, 1891.
SEALED PROPOSALS for the building Of the
~ City Hall 10 Valdosta. Ga, will be received
until APRIL 18th, 1891 Plans and specifica-
and Council reserves the right 20 reject ali bids
e. L. MOORE, Mayor
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Pictures in great variety and all prices.
Ii. T. Taylor, 1876 York street-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

We are the people. Appel & Schaul's
new store, 159 Broughton street, next to
Sternberg's jewelry store.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Did you hear the latestl Appel & Schaul
are in their handsome new store, 159
Broughton street.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
CarryalL, Road Cart, Office and House
Furniture at Auction,
C. H. DORSETT. AuctiOneer,
Will sell at t42 Congress street on MONDAY,
S0th inst, commencing at II A. Nj:

covered CARRYALL. as good as new.
ROAD CART in good condition.
SIDE SADDLE and BUGGY HARNESS.
2Walnut SIDEBOARDS. with mirrors.
Cherry BEDROOM SET, 8 OFFICE
CHAIRS, 1 REVOLVING CHAIR, / REVOLV-
ING STOOL DESK, 9 PARLOR SETS. COT
TAGE BEDROOM SET, barrel SUGAR, 12
NEW MATTRESSES, Q BUREAUS, CRIB, 2
SAFES, EXTENSION TABLES. Mahogany
CARD TABLE. set of office PIGEON HOLES,
PETS. CROCKERY, JUGS, large heavy
FEATHER BED. 2 GAS STOVES. ROCKERS
marble top TABLE, GLASSWARE and NO
TIONS; also, TRICYCLE. (ball bearing).
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Easter is about here, so are Appel &
Schaul, new store, 159 Broughton street,
Adj
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Appel & schaurs new store, 159 Brough-
ton street -Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29
Fine silverware,

Jewelry, Art Goods. Precious Stones, etc..
at Standardized.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Novelties at Appel & Schaul's new store,
159 Broughton street, next to Sternberg's
iewelry establshment,-Ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Have you seen Appel & Schaul's new
store, 159 Broughton street?-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

The talk of the city, Appel & SchauTs
new store, 159 Broughton street.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Ex-Gov. McEnery Dead.
NEW ORLEANS, LA, March 2Ss-Ex-Gov.
John McEuery died to-day, aged, So.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-29

Wedding Presents
In great and attractive variety at Stern
berg's.-Ad.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
8 august.
Flower

The Hon. ]. w. Fennimore is the
Sheriff of Kent Co., Del, and lives
at Dover, the County Seat and Can
ital of the State. The sheriff is a
gentleman fifty-nine years of age.
and this is what he says: II have
fused your August Flower for sew
"eral years in my family and for my
Town use, and found it does me
"more good than any other remedy.
81 have been troubled with what T
"call Sick Headache. A pain comes
in the back part of my head first,
and then soon a general headache
until l become sick and vomit.
At times, too, ! have a fullness
after eating, pressure after eating
at the pit of the stomach, and
sourness, when food seemed to rise
up in my throat and mouth, When
II feel this coming on if l take a
little August Flower it relieves
"me, and is the best remedy have
lever taken for it. For this reason
II take it and recommend it to
others as great remedy for Dys-
"pepsia, &c." o
| G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
| Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
WOMAN'S WAYS.

THERE are 100 female physicians in
New York City.
THE widow of Senator Riddlebergcr
has taken editorial charge of the Shen.
andoah Herald.
Two hundred Hindu women are
studying medicine in the medical
schools of India.
AT public meetings in London, the
presence of ladies at the reporters table
is rapidly becoming the rule rather
than the exception.
NINE young Irish girls recently gradu-
ated from Dublin University with the
degree of B. A. In the examination
papers they ranked above the men.
Mosr remarkable of all the inventions
of women is that of Mrs. Mary B. Wal
ton for deadering the sound of car
wheels. She lived near the elevated
railroad in New York and was greatly
annoyed by the sound of the roaring
trains passing her house. The most
noted machinists and inventors of the
country had given their attention to the
subject without being able to furnish a
solution, when 10. woman's brain did
the work. and her appliance, proving
perfectly successful, was adopted by the
elevated roads and she is now reaping
the rewards of a happy thought.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
He stoop. to Conquer.

Tripps+Do you always pick up pin
when you see one lying on the pave
ment?
Flipps-Oh no! Fact is, don't mind
telling you secret. didn't pick up q
pin at all. You see we are right In
front of Miss De Cash's home and her
rich old father is watching me from the
front window. / simply went through
the motions of picking up pin and
putting it in the lapel Of my coat in
order to impress him with my regard
for economy. He is very stingy, you
know, and I'm planning to ask him for
his daughters hand in marriage.-Chi-
cago Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK.
What Mr.. G. w. Childs Thinks of Won
ans Ability and the Remuneration Sh
Should Receive.

What Mr.. G. w. Childs Thinks of Wom-
ans Ability and the Remuneration She
Should Receive.
Mr.. George w. Childs, the Philadel-
phia editor and philanthropist, long ago
earned the thanks of women, and espe-
cially of newspaper women, by his de-
termination that in his establishment
women should have the same salaries as
men when doing the same kind of work.
In recent interview reported in the
New York Mail and Express, Mr..
Childs said:
"Women are advancing rapidly, and
/ am glad to see it. They should have
an equal chance with men. The other
day l employed chemists woman
and l pay her $1,000 year, the same
price should pay man. | make no
difference in the salaries paid on my pa
per. l employ many women writers,
and they do just as good work and re-
ceive just as good pay as the men. My
writers have instructions never to write
alleged humor about the mother-in-law,
VI any Johc d1 tHo eAPeHsc VI Woihdh'
If you will notice the columns of the
Ledger, you will not find the facetious
filings at the opposite sex which charac.
tcrize the so-called humorous para
graphs in many papers. 1t is not right
to poke fun at women; they deserve and
should have our deepest admiration and
respect. l always tell the women
writers on my paper to stand up TO,
their sex. 1t is almost impossible tc
predict the future chances of success fol
women. Many of them now are earn
ing salaries equal to their male breth
rem. The professions are open to wom
en-, and they are advancing all along
the line. They should be encouraged
as much as possible"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
IN WOMAN'S BEHALF.
A HOUSEHOLD LION.

"What Shall We Have For Dinner To-Day"
The path Of the housewife 70 often beset
With obstacles many and great;
The manifold trials which fall to her lot
Pertaining to household estate;
However courageous her nature may be.
One Lion there is whom she trembles TO see
Lion who daily confronts her to say:
spray what shall we have for our dinner TO-
dayy
She girds up her soul for the house cleaning
time,
The end Of that toll she can see;
Makes war upon insects with spirit all brave,
And knows she shall conQueror be;
Full well to the ways OF her house she may
look,
Press on through the cares that her footsteps
would brook;
One Lion she meets makes her faint by the
way sass
The Lion who asks: Whist ~ dinner to-dayr
TITS not that the animal roareVefy loud
Above other beasts that she meets
Nor is it the size Of His Majesty's mouth
The quantity daily he eats
But this tiresome species doth daily demand
New food In variety fresh from her hand;
No wonder the keeper with worry grows gray
In trying to answer: what dinner to-dayf"
The Lion refuses, with lordly disdain,
To taste any warmed over mess"
The high sounding dishes all tempt him II
vain
He knows their original dress
"Away with your scraps and your remnants,
he cries,
| The housewife before him stands guilty-ant
flies.
IT'S not at all easy, this holding at bay
A Lion demanding new dinners each day.
Some day she'll grow reckless and give up tn
fight
What then will the consequence bes
Approaching him boldly the lady will say
There is nothing new-pray eat mel
One bone please reserve-in the ground lot
lie;
Inscribe on my tomb: Here's martyr'-tel
why
| Write: Here lies woman who's fallen pre-!
| To Lion in search Of new dinners each day.
| ELLA Lyle in Good Housekeeping.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
ABOUT GLOVES AND BOOTS.

Sensible Advice for Women Who Would
Have Their Hands and Feet Neatly and
Properly Clothed.
Well gloved and well booted a lady
can carry off shabby dress with an air
that will leave the observer in doubt as
to whether the latter is not merely the
result of caprice, and not the result OF
poverty. 1t is said that the wolf at the
door takes first to worrying the buttons
off the gloves, nibbling holes in the
tips to eating the gloss off the boots,
and thrusting his lean nose into them
and causing bullying and cracks, before
he attacks anything else. Good gloves
and well made, lasting boots cost money
always, but no others are worth pur-
chasing at all. A cheap glove and boot,
no matter how seductively the adver-
tisement of them reads, are a snare and
delusion, and the wise woman will
have none of them, but will strain
point and have the very best. This is
true economy, as every day they are
worn will convince the wearer. But
like fine animals, these fine articles de-
serve fine care. The dainty kid will
harden if exposed to the air, SO when
you pull off your gloves, have ready a
piece of tissue, or better still, a piece
of chamois skin or oiled silk, and
wrap them carefully with fold be-
tween each one, before putting away in
a box with close lid. When you re-
move your boots don't throw them in
with your muddy overshoes, or the pair
you have cast aside, and which are be-
ginning to mold, for nothing is more
infectious than the rot that attacks kid.
A shoe bag with several compartments
for the several pairs is very convenient
and keeps the boots nice.
In selecting gloves, it is well to avoid
very delicate or unusually tinted kinds,
except where purchased for evening
wear, as these not only soil very easily,
but will not bear cleansing as will the
darker shades. Tight gloves are an ex-
travagance, as they break quickly and
will not bear mending. AS soon as pur-
chased the buttons should be sewed on,
or you'll find them popping off just as
you are starting to church, and late at
that, or when your lord and master has
Just declared that he would not wait
another minute for you, as you don't
deserve to hear the opera. In buying
boots, consider three things: Your
comfort, the natural shape of your foot,
and the number Of pairs you can afford
to have. If your foot is short, broad
one, don't squeeze it into long, narrow
boot because the salesman tells you the
latter is more aristocratic; and wear
neither too small nor too -arge size,
for both equally produce disease OF
some sort. To have several pairs OF
both boots and glo~es will be found a
saving, for even articles of dress wear
longer for an occasional rest. Every
car used by railroad is allowed a certaia
period of idleness after journey, as
they last nearly twice as long as when
used continually; and the same plan
may be followed with advantage in
boots and gloves.-St. Louis Globe
| narnooraf
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
Her Oldest Boarder.

A young Washington man boards at a
house where the table las so often hap
pens) has secured fame through poverty.
Recently he changed his quarters, TAX
ing up his residence in room that had
been occupied by a medical student.
The landlady was showing it to him,
when, opening the closet, q skeleton
was disclosed. "Ah," said the young
man as he grasped the bony hand, ~
am glad to meet you. Doubtless you
are one Of the lifelong boarders that
Mrs. so frequently refers to-
Washington Post.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
Had Seen It.

Western Senator enthusiastically
Genl Greeley's report on the climate Of
our State is the biggest thing yet.
Glorious! He proves by official records
that we enjoy one Of the finest and
most equable climates in the world, sir.
Bound to boom this section, sir; can't
help it. Have you seen the reportP
Western Coroner-Yes; found copy
Of it in the pockets Of stranger who
froze to death last night.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
All Right for the Mask.

Croolsphiz (who is going to a
masquerade and is little short OF
ready cash)-Say, is my face good for a
costume and a mask?
Costumer latter survey Of his Gus
tomer)-I don't think It would do for a
costume, but it will be all right for the
mask.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
Cause for Worry.

Wife-What kept you SO late to-
night?
Cashier free, Easie & Co. III couldn't
make my cash accounts balance.
Wife-What was the matter?
Cashier.-Too little cash, of course.
You don't suppose I'd hang around there
over hours if there was too much, dc
you?-Good News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
Commerce va, Literxture,

Caller-Your son has wonderful liter
airy talent, and I think it pity he
should go TO work in store. Why don't
YOU make writer of him?
Hostess-If were sure his uncle
would make him his heir I would
Good News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
The Result OF Afffucnce.

Foggs-How is it you're dressed up
so? You were flying very low when I
saw you last.
Boggs-My rich aunt died, and men
toned me handsomely.
Foggs-So you think you must put on
Q million airs, eh?-Munsey's Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28

from the many disturbing questions
that are constantly arising, as the
shelter of the true home ruled over by
husband and wife in all loving conf.
dence and unitedly.-Mrs. Henry
Ward Beecher, il Ladies' Home Jour.
mol
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
Hunting FOR o Home.

Mrs. Homeseeker-Thesc apartments
are charming, and the price is certainly
reasonable. Are you sure there ere no
nuisances connected with the building?
Honest Agent-Well, mum, it has o
ianitor.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
No Arrests.

Indignant Citizen - Don't you see
those two boys down there smoking
cigarettes? Why don'tyou arrest themP
Policeman-Fact is, Mr.. Taxpay, one
Of them is my son and the other is your
son.
Citizen-Um - er very pleasant
weather we're having. Good News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
His Strong Point.

Hunter Ito countryman)-What kind
of dog is the one you have?
Countryman-A fox-dog.
"Fox-dog? He has none of the
points. How do you know
"Well, you see, I've tried him at
every thing but foxes, and he was no
good at any of them. So If he was not
created in vain he must be good for
foxes" Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
A Critic OF the Quadrlgcni

n VrIsAc OF tuc VuuuFiBcH1'
Maudc-So you have read Mr. Neal
listers book on society, have you'
Estelle-Yes.
Maude-How is his style?
Estcllc-Oh! it's the very latest.-Har
per's Bazaar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28

Sidney Smith was so absent-minded,
that he once forgot his own name while
standing on the doorstep of friends
house, and was compelled to request a
passing acquaintance to apprise him.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
preaenes Eu. 40 Practice.

"wfo is that frightfully-dressed wom-
an that you just recognized"
"That Is Nine. Prim, editor of q fash
ION magazine. "-Judga
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
FIGHTING LIZARDS.
The Fierce Battles Sometimes Fought
the Chameleon.

Hhe Fierce battIes sometimes FOught Dy
the Chameleon.
AS soon as they catch sight Of each
other they remain perfectly still for a
moment. Then they nod their heads
up and down three or four times, as if
to work themselves up to the right pitch
for fight. Then they swell out their
dewlap. or throat pounch, until it be-
comes beautiful light scarlet. All
this while their color is constantly
changing in manner marvellous to be-
hold.
Before they saw each other both wore
a grey golden-green coat and white
shirt-bosom tinted with green, but in
an instant this holiday attire vanishes
and they don their fighting suits one
after another, dark brown, light brown,
olive green, slate color, some plain,
some spotted, but the putting out of the
dewlap is the last of these prelimina-
ries, and now, like flash, the tustle
begins, and such tustle as it is, to be
sure! have watched these Lilliputian
combats more than once; one especially
l recall between two unusually fine
specimens, regular anolis dudes, and a
fair lady Il suspect she was at the bot
tom of the trouble, tool sat on leaf
close by and looked calmly on, ready nc
doubt to greet the victor with sweet
smiles.
The antagonists seized each other by
the jaws-their teeth are very tiny, just
Dig enough to feel rough to ones finger
but they managed to hold on to eacl
other, and then their heads moved t.
and fro, their long tails dashed, they ad
vanced and reiterated up and dowI
the stem of the evening jessamine
which they had selected as their battle
ground, and for ten minutes they KEEP
at it, their dewlaps swelled like beauti
full scarlet balls, their hues constant,
changing, their whole aspect instinc
with rage and determination.
At the end of that time one of then
had lost half of his tail, but he Tough
bravely on until another jerk deprive'
him of the remaining half. That wa
the drop too much:" he did not ''turl
tail and rum" simply because he hal
none to turn, but he did run as fast a
he could go, leaving the victor to swal
low the writhing stump of his tail
which he did with evident enjoyment
The conquered hero escaped the sam
fate only by fight, for it is always con
sidered the proper thing among tn
anolis tribes to devour their conquered
cnemy.-Chicago Evening Journal.
81 am sorry for you, Walty," tn
kind-hearted surgeon said," but tn
thumb will have to come off," IN,
hand won't be of much account, will il
doctor?" inquired Walty, tearfully
"You will have your four fingers left
but you will not be able to grasp an,
thing firmly" 81 can't help papa pull
plantains out of the front yard, no
weed the garden for mamma, eithe,
can r." I'm afraid not my boy.
Whoop-la Cut her off. doctory'
Mrs. Brown has succeeded in i'm
pressing her children with the rule @
obedience to an admirable degree. Yes
terday the visitor at dinner leaned owe
to Susie Brown and said: you enjo
this pie very much, don't you?" ''Yes'm,
was the demure reply; "but l don
want only one piece; and" she added
after thoughtful silence, neither doe
Charley and Harry, and l don't thin
pa does, either"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28
HI, Wife Ought to Knew It

''Who is that?" asked McCorllc, in
diccting McCrackle's typewriter and
secretary.
THAT is my recording angcl.'-Wcst
Shore
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-28

Pat Ito parrot, who has just finished
whistling "God Save the Queen")-Be
CORA, it's a dunn good thing ye hev
green fithers on yez; if yer was a
canary, I'd twist yer neck fer yez.-