The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-27
BRIGHT BIS.

"DoN'r you find yachting expensive?"
20, no. / never try it except as an invited
guest. Judge.
The world isn't so wicked as the applause Of
a poker joke at the theatsr would Indicate
Elmird Gazette.
BROADWAY Boss Which side of the street are
you working on, Duffy.
Duffy-De insoide, av coorss.-Pttck.
TEAcHER-whence is the word obedience"
derivedY
Scholar-From being whipped Flieoende
BIdtter.
CLARA-Mr Bristle, the artist, wants me TO
stand for him a model.
Maude--What! Is he studying geometry
Cloak RevieiC.
MIKE faintly)- Hello, Pat, are yez kilt?
Pat-No; are yez?
Mike Faith an OF don't know!-Bingham-
ton Republican.
SOCIETY NoTE-A number of select oysters
having spent the season at the seashore, will
make their appearance in town about the first
of September. Chicago NewS.
JINKs-Been to the circus, Ell? See anything
new?
Bhnks-Yes. The children who laughed at
| the clowns were new.-Good Netcs.
She (sternlyl-What was that noise heard
/ in the hall this morning when you came in?
He (hastilyl-It must havebe the day break
ing, darling.-BdLttmore american.
TEAcHER-Now, lwho can tell me the difference
| between thought and meditation
| Johnnie Meditation is a thought that has
been chewed on.-MinneGpotts Journal
| QuIPs-What were the Augurs of ancient
Rome?
Quirks-something like the bores of modern
| society, fancy.-Bin0hdmpto Republican,.
WHAT sort of a fellow is Jorkinsg'
| Most considerable man In the world. Why,
| he even laughs at the circus clowns Jokes for
fear OF hurting his feelings by keeping quiet"
| Epoch.
| FAMILY PHYsICIAN-Feeling better to-day, Mr..
Baxter. Ell? Where's your wife?
| Baxter (grimlyl- heard you say yesterday
| that needed a change, and SO she's gone away
| for week.-Kdte Fields Washington
HER winters are spent in Florida,
Her summers AT Newport gay;
And thus la belle Americana
Is a summer-girl Away.
-TerGI Siftin0s.
MIsTAH JoHNsING-Say you wuffless white
| trash did you frow dat brick at my headY
| Snodgrass- No, sir; merely propelled it in
| the direction of your Uranium.
Mr.. JohnsinR (mollifed)-O. OATS all right,
| sah.-TerdS SUtings.
| FoREIGNER-Zay tell me you haf nearly dree
| hundred tousdnd words in your langwich. How
| efer can you use so many?
American attorney at law)-Huhl We use
all of them, my friend, every time we draw up
an indictment.-Chicago Tribune
| Mrs. SNUBBING-I wish could do something
that you would admire and not criticize as you
| always do
| Mr.. Snubbing-I admire everything you don t
| do my dear. aud that opens up immense posi-
| bilities for you.-Detroit Free Press
| SINNIcK- So you are determined to marry
| Mrs Weeds Do you believe she cares for you
| or your money?
Nanjergould- Cares for mes She swears she
| loves me with all her might
Sinnick-H 'm-the widows mite !-Terds Sift-
| in0s.
LITTLE WILLIE tat schooD-Teacher, haven't
| had anything to eat since yesterday, and feel
| SO hungry and faint that guess | shall have to
| be excused.
Teacher-Why. Willie, why is it that you
| have had nothing to eat since yesterdays
| Willie-Mother's dressmaker is at the house.
| and took breakfast with her this morning -
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