St. Paul daily globe., 1891-06-22
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

The heirs of the last Montezuma draw
pensions from the Mexican government
Here is hint to the Sons of Veterans
Possibly Harrison's brothers cousins
widow was entitled to pension, but it would
bear more probable look of merit if the
claim had not been rejected by two preceding
administrators of the pension Office.
With the Matching of the 'hoppers in Otter
Tail county comes cry for the state to do
something about it. Wise old Ksop makes
Jupitertell the bawling WAGNER whose wagon
is stuck in the mud. and who called on the
god for help, that 1.-The gods help them who
help themselves" The Otter Tailers ought'r
try self help first, but they won't. They are
Peoples party people, whose cardinal article
is that the government should support the
people.
The naval authorities have adopted paint
invented by some Yankee, which he calls
marine germicide, which prevents bar
naeles from fouling the bottom of ships.
How would it do to dry-deek the Republican
party and give it q coating? 1t might keep
off the political barnacles which make that
old craft such painfully slow-going old tub.
OOD cCuil1luS-uOH suggestive tAC AdilS
is of the party which prates so loudly of the
peoples money-is back from a meeting of
the national executive committee of that
yariegated conglomeration. He says decis-
lively and firmly, that there are no Office
seekers in that party, and that in it the Of
fee goes on a hunt after the man. Don
nellv's reputation seems to be limited to this
state.
"Bob" says too, that the new dispensation
will not admit to its embrace any party
which has fused, will fuse. or is fused with
any of the old parties. This bars out
the state Alliance. and leaves Donnelly alone
on the roost bland, joyiaI and peculiar.
'.High Tariff dropped dead on the course
at the Chicago Derby last week. His dam,
Protection. entered for the Ohio Derby in the
November races, to be ridden by Jockey Nc
Kinley viii meet the same sad, sudden end.
Gov.-Senator Hill went out from Albany
Friday to see 5000 pounds of dynamite tear
the top off another hill. 1t is wise to accus-
tom ones nerve centers to these sudden
shocks; later ones aren't so startling nor de-
moralizing.
Mr.. Blaine had a relapse. Mr.. Blaine is in
magnificent health. Mr.. Blaine had no re-
lapse. Mr.. Blaine is slowly recovering under
the healthful breezes of Bar Harbor. Blaine's
color indicates only too plainly the insiduous
progress of the malady which his intimates
have SO long known was sapping his vitality.
Mr.. Blaine walks daily sixteen miles before
breakfast This should silence the Harrison
men whose ghoulish wishes are the source
whence springs all these reports of the i'll
health of the grandest, ETC., etc. Goodness
gracious can't Blaine die or do something to
save us from being bored by this ceaseless
gabbling about his beaith?
The man who at last pays debt triple
clad i'll the statutes of limitation may boast
of it, but he gets mighty little credit for it.
and yet Mckinley states the repayment of
the direct tax to the credit of his party.
One of the arguments which the New York
Press gets up for the Eastern market has
slipped away and got West, much to the
chagrin OF Senator Hansbrough. The Press
duced the price of eggs about three cents a
dozen. Hans was the Columbus who dis
covered that the noble American fowl was
actually turning out her fruit in open eompe
tition with the pauperized hens of Europe,
and ceased not from his labors until McKin-
ley had laid tax of five cents dozen on fur
rim eggs. Tax-eheapened eggs may be popu-
lar down East, but Western farmers won't
be attracted by that kind OF argument