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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
PENNaNT PLAYERS.
The Chicago aggregation About
Fits the Title.

CHICAGO. Aug. p. - Hutchinson
pitched a magnificent game to-day, eX-
cept in the eighth. when the Quakers
made their one solitary single and scored
their only run, which was forced in by
the gift of three bases on balls. Myers
second base play and Wilmot's batting
were the features Of the game. Attend
anre ], 400. Score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
BEATIN Is BLAMED.
Beaneaters Down the Spiders in
Their Own Xard.

CLEVELAND. Aug. 27.-Kelly played
this afternoon and caught fairly we'll.
Beatin was responsible for Ceyeland's
defeat, pitching good and bad by turns.
in the ninth inning Boston scored one
run and Cleveland followed with four,
making six hits off Garrison, when rain
fell and put stop % the game.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
THE LADIES GAINED,
And Are Now in the Lead for the
First Time.

The attendance at Schade's park in
creases as the exciting contest Of
''peds'' VS.. ''bikes" draws to a close.
Last night the ladies did some very fast
riding, and the fourth night closed
with them for the first time In the lead
by two miles. Baldwin rode some very
fast miles, and. in fact, rode like a
whlrlwind the greater part of the even
ing The difference between her score
and Laporte's is accounted for by the
fact that the latter had considerable
trouble with her wheel. ConnOrs and
MeSSier did good foot work, the Eng
lishman gaining on his companion.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28

bothered the home team considerably,
but he was wild, while Haddock pitched
perfectly. Attendance, 1,10S. Score:
Boston $500. ....O1o 3 . rs . i
milwaukee,. ...-..- L U "
Batteries. Haddoek and Murphy, Killen
and Grim; earned runs. Boston l. Milwaukee
=; two-base HITS Brouthers ,; stolen bases
Duffy = Stricken ,. Brown, Brouthers, Cana
van, Burke; first OH balls, Duffy ,. Farrell,
Murphy, Stricken >. Haddock, Richardson;
passed bail. Grim; struck out Brown =, kad-
ford, Haddock, Burke; double play, Earle
ana Grim; time, 80; umpire, Kerins.
COULDN'T BAT RIGHT.
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 21.-The Ath-
letics were defeated by Louisville to-day
before $500 people through inability to
hit Meekin when men were on bases.
Athletics 30 l O 0 0 IL ,
Louisville. o l 0 0 *-3 1
Batteries. Bomen and Cross. Meekin and
Ryan; earned runs Louisville ,; three-base
hit, Wood; stolen bases. Wood, Sanders; hit
by pitched ball, Jennings, Cross; struck
out McTamany 3 Sanders, Haliman, Mulvey
,, Bowman; passed bail. Cross; wild pitch,
Meeking: time 1:3j; Umpire, MahOney.
WASHINGTON DARKENS EARLY.
WASHINGTON, Aug. Washington
and St. Louis both slugged the ball hard
to-day i'll the first four innings, scoring
eight runs each, the game remaining
tie at the end of the fifth inning on ac-
count OF darkness. though st. Louis had
scored TWO runs in the last half OF the
sixth. Davis gave the visitors the game
according to Rule 50 of the regulations.
Attendance, $500.
Washington ...........o 5 0-S Z 5
n q =
Batteries, Eitejorg and Mcclure McGlll,
PettgeT. Darling; earned runs, Washington l,
st. Louis 3; twobase hits Boyle. Darling,
Fuller, Eiteljorg; three-base hit Fuller;
stolen bases, Mccarthy, Dowd, Doyle; double
plays, Hatfield, Dowd and McAuley; first on
balls. Washington >, St. Louis 3; hit by
pitched ball, Mcclure. Mccarthy >, Boyle;
struck OUT. by Eiteljorg ,, by GfcGil ); passed
balls. Darling ,. Mcclure; wild pitch, Nc
Gill; time, 2;l5; umpire. Davis.
EASY FOR ORIOLES.
BALTIMORE. Aug. 27.-The Baltimore
batted GaStright hard at Opportune
times to-day, and won the game from
Columbus with ease. The visitors came
near getting a shut-Out, but managed to
get in two runs by batting streak.
Attendance, l,013.
RI. E.
Baltimore L II 0 0 0 Ill II 2
Columbus. o 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 5
Batteries. Madden and Robinson. Gastright
and Donahue; earned RUS, Baltimore !. Co
lumbus /; two-base hits, Gilbert WEIGH.
Donahue; stolen bases. Baltimore 3; double
plays, Gilbert. Robinson and Werden, Mad
den, O'Connell and Merden; first base on
balls, Baltimore , Columbus 3; hit by pitched
bali. McGraW and Duffee; struck out by
Gastright 3; time. $50; umpire, Ferguson.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28

There was an amateur bicycle race
after the main race last night, and
there will be another tonight. In addi-
ton, Smith and Cleveland will also run
a foot race.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
GRO0Ms GROUNDED.
The Porhopoiitans Take a Game
in Easy S6EIe.

CIHCINN ATT, Aug. 27.-CinciunatI won
easily from Brooklyn to-day. Terry was
hit hard and often, and Browning in
creased his average by -FOUR hits. Smith
worked splendidly, his fine fielding cut
ting off more than one incipient hit
Sgarp
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
PIRATES DONG WE'LL.

New York's Pets Get One Solitary
Ran.
PITTsBURG. Pa. Aug. 27.-The Pitts
burg club won to-day by excellent play
ing, King pitching splendidly. Barr
did well for New York with the eXcep-
ton Of the eighth inning. when Pitts
burg got in four runs. Score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28

Earned runs, Chicago .; stolen bases,
COOney. WilmOL carroll. Dahieu: first on
balls. off Esper =, Of Hntchison ,; struck
out by Hutchison I. u Espcr2; time, 1:45;
impire EsSty
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-28
SIOUX CITY, Aug 27--SiOuX City lost
to-day-5 game by crazy throwing.
AMERLCAN AssocIArEoN.

Brewers Lose Three in Row
One More Tie Game.
BOsToN, Aug. 27-Boston made it
three straight to-day with Milwaukee,
Killen pitched for the visitors. He
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

could never eat rabbit. See how am
frightened when l hear a dog bark
Now If could only be dog-any-
thing but rabbit. | think, though,
the lion would suit me better. When
that show comes I'm going to see If
can't do something. I'm going to study
the lion anyway. That last slapping I
got made me as drowsy as frost-blt-
ten chicken. I'll sit down here awhile
and wait until that fellow Bradshaw
comes back. am afraid to 60 out.
I've got to work all night and can't
sleep tomorrow for l want to see the
show. reckon might as well get as
much work done as possible before
Bradshaw does come. john" he called,
entering the composing room, "we've
got to pull out if we expect to see that
show. We'd better put the forms on
the press right now"
The shadows on the public square
grew long, the courthouse bell tolled
the hour of six, and yet Bradshaw did
not come. On they worked, the long
abused editor and the eager boy. They
lighted the lamps and continued -
make the old hand press groan. Day
light came and the work was completed.
The alitor scarcely knew how he passed
the early morning.. but suddenly he
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
DALLAS DIRECTORY.
i Work Compiled for the Benefit
Or Careless People.
One Phase Of Work In the Dead Letter
Once Concerning Which But Very Lit
tie II Reconsideration Of Mis-
directed Envelopes.
Especial Washington Let;erl

Especial Washington Letterl
The ideal civil service law has not
yet been framed. The existing law is
step in the right direction, but it is
only little bit Of tottering step.
One Of the principal benefits which
might be derived from suitable and
stable civil service law would be the
development of individual interest in
the work assigned to each employee. and
the development Of talent and inventive
genius for the general welfare. Under
existing law there is no stability, no
permanency of tenure for the subor-
dinates in the executive Offices Of the
government Dismissals, under the
ideal civil service law of the future,
will be only for cause, and for causes
solely administrative and non-partisan.
Government clerks are not safe in their
positions, under the present law, and
they may be sent out into the frigid
world at moments notice, merely
upop the within Of some superior officer
who yields little brief authority.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

"CAN a hypnotized person be made to
commit crime?" was very emphatically
answered in the affirmative by DIR.
Voisin, of Paris, in a paper delivered
before the British association. He sug-
gusted to a subject under his influence
10 commit the act of arson while hyp-
notically asleep. and there was ODE
dience in each case. More than that q
woman was recently sentenced in Paris
for succession of acts of robbery. It
itually hypnotized, and upon investiga-
zion it was discovered that she had
robbed under the suggestion of outside
parties.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
HE KICKED THEM INTO THE STREET.

AAC AAASnND AAAA@SA A~sA0 AAS CAAAE1As
was going to kick me downstairs the
other day. will make him eat his hat
and then maui him into jelly. Yon-
der is Bob Lyles. l used to think that
he was a quiet and gentlemanly fellow.
can now see that he is rabbit. All,
and yonder is old Sam Fitch. It does
not take lions eye to discover that he
is hog. He owes me for a years SUBJ
scription. l wonder where | can find
that Internal Bradshaw? How the peo-
pie stare at me. The news of my
bravery and revenge must be spreading.
What's that crowd of people doing
yonder?" he asked of a hurrying man.
"A fellow has just shot man, and
swears that no person shall arrest
him"
"We'll see about that" said the
editor, fastening onward. The muir
derer, powerful fellow, stood in the
corner Of lot with shotgun in his
hand. Without uttering word, tho
editor leaped over the fence and adj
vanced upon the wretch. The murderer
raised his gun and fired.
Bradsley sprang to his feet. The Office
boy was pounding on the door. He had
dropped off to sleep just after entering
the 'sanctum' and had been dreaming.
whats the matter?" Bradsley ex-
claimed.
'.Mr. Bradshaw is coming up the front
stairway, SIR"
"As I'm only rabbit" said the edi.
tor guess I'll go down the back way"
He is still running his little paper.
and noticed the other day that in his
latest issue he had been indiscreetly
drawn into saying something about the
| Smiths. OPIE p. READ
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found himself looking ut the circus
parade. What an immense lion," he
Thought, looking into q cage. II shall
cultivate you, old fellow"
lie was eager for the doors 10 be
opened, and when he was finally able
to shove his way in, he went at once to
the lions cage and stood there. No
other animal had any attraction for
him. Suddenly the lion gave him Pc
culiar wink, and instantly Bradsley felt
strange thrill. He was almost alone,
the crowd having passed on to the cage
Of monkeys.
II should like to know what he
meant by that wink" said the editor.
"Come up closer and will tell you."
the lion answered.
Bradsley sprang back in alarm. but
soon recovering himself he approached
the cage.
you are afraid Of me-" said the lion,
'but do not wonder at it since you are
rabbit"
''Why, how did you know that?"
''Oh, it is plain to be seen: and sup
pose everyone takes advantage of it9'
"They do" said the editor, speaking
in low tone. Il am kicked and
/ were lion."
"Come up closer. Now, let me tell
you something. / have been thinking
for long time that | should like to
force my spirit out Of this cage into the
body Of some poor, abused MANN
other words, to drive the rabbit out Of
him and take its place."
.'Gracious alive!" said the editor; Its
the very thing I've been praying for.
But say, can such thing be done?''
II think SO. will lie down here and
you must get around at the end of the
cage and gaze into my eyes, and no
matter how you feel don't run away.
When my spirit is gone of course my
body will be dead, but what do caro-
for that?"
Bradsley stepped around to the end Of
the cage and began to gaze into the
lions eyes. Suddenly he felt sense Of
extreme fright. and he would have run
away had he not remembered what the
lion had told him. Suddenly q futter-
ing excitement arose in his bosom and
thcn-Bradsley could scarcely believe
it-he knew that he was q lion. and he
wondered how it was that he could ever
have been afraid of anything. He
turned away from the cage OF the dead
lion, full of revenge; and, seeing one Of
the Taylors in the crowd, he walked up.
tapped him on the shoulder and said:
II want to see you moment"
The Taylor looked round. and, seeing
Bradslcy. began to tremble. Bradslcy
took him by the ear, conducted him to
the door of the tent and kicked him out.
He returned to the crowd and saw two
of the Graysons. He walked up to them
and said:
II have business with both Of you.
Come with me-"
One of the Graysons answered.: go
| away or will shoot YOU"
Touch your pistol" said Bradsley,
''and l will make you eat it. Come
with me, l tell you."
They tremblingly followed him, and
conducting them to the outside of the
tent he kicked them into the street.
II will now go and look for that fel.
low Bradshaw" said the editor. HE
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
A MEEK LITTLE MAN.
His Peculiar Experience with q
Huge African Lion.
Leonine Courage Suddenly Developed In
IN Editor Who for Years Had Been
Considered . Rabbit - How tho
Transformation Came About.
fSDecial Letter.1

Especial letter.
Bradslcy was editor and proprietor OF
q small country newspaper published
in billy district of southern Kentucky.
He was meek little man, with large
ears and large eyes that bespoke the
patience of COW. In the commun unity
OF Gray's Point he was a sort of father
confessor, in that to him were brought
all sorts of complaints and schemes Of
revenge. Honest people who at least
once week made public profession Of
love for their fellow man would steal
up the rickety stairway leading to
Bradsley's Office and whisper against a
neighbor the insinuating words Of
scandal. Bradsley's weakness was his
desire to please everybody, not at
once, for he knew that to be an impos-
sib;lity, but to give each one his turn.
At . time OF anger we are more strong
" tempted to shoot q big man than .
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT SOME OF THOSE
FELLows?"
title one. for we content ourselves
with merely Shaping the little fellow.
Bradsley did not escape the slapping.
Bless you! he had been slapped over
nearly every available foot Of Gray's
Point.
"Nhy don't you shoot some OF those
fellows that are constantly slapping
your" friend once asked.
81 hadn't thought Of that" Bradslcy
answered. 'sB'lieve will"
He didn't, though, for that very after
noon when he went out on the street q
man who had been promised a notice in
the paper, and who had not received
it, slapped the editor first one way and
then another until he was quite worn
out.
Its getting to be pretty bad" he
said, when he went back into the Office.
''They not only slap me for what l
write, but are beginning to slap me for
what fail to publish. l don't know ex-
actly what to do. The newspaper bust
ness is getting worse every year. I
actually believe that have in me the
soul of some ancient rabbit. ] know
that I never had the heart to kill a
rabbit. Probably it's because l don't
wish to inflict punishment upon men,
Der of my own family. wish had in
herited the spirit of lion, and I might
just as well have done SO, for there were
no doubt large number of unemployed
lions spirits at the time Of my birth. /
wonder if there isn't some way to rem
edy this. The air all about me may be
filed with lions souls Why can't / in
duce one to drive out the rabbit and
take his placer"
fare you talking to me, sir?" the
Office boy asked.
mo-" Bradsley answered.
I'D like to have two tickets when
sthe show comes" said the boy. "Thcy
say they've got ever SO many animals. :"
"I'm not talking about any show.
When was Bradshaw here?" the editor
asked, taking up card.
"Jest awhile ago."
"What did he want?''
WANTED to kick you downstairs. he
said"
"What for, should like to know?"
"For giving the Bensons that slam.
He's their cousin"
''Well, but why doesn't he go AID
kick the Pattersons9 They were the
cause Of it,
''He didn't say, SIR"
"Now I've got this to look forward
to-" said the editor as he went into the
sanctum. II am getting almost afraid
to go to the post Office. am thorough
" convinced that am rabbit Look
at my ears, and look at the fact that I
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

THE English matron objects to the
modern fashion of advertising infant
foods by means of photographs of light
ly-clad babies which have been reared
upon them, because, forsooth, in future
years when these infant girls, whose
identity is established by the publica-
,tion Of their names beneath the por-
trait, become modest maidens, it will
be embarrassing to have the young man
of the future possess these portraits of
baby boys of to-day are assiduously
collecting and preserving the portraits
for future reference in case of meeting
their originals.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

''INJUN 10" the original of one of
the characters in Mark Twain's tom
Sawyer" still lives in Hannibal, near
where the scenes in the book are laid
He is now tough old man of IS, and
hauls trunks from the depot on red
express wagon drawn by white horse.
lie has accumulated modest fortune,
owning twelve small dwelling-houses,
hut his clothes grow shabbier and
more ragged every year. He has al
ways been displeased with the notoriety
Twain gave him. and considers himself
insulted when the subject is mentioned.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
An Effective Remedy.

Miss Prudence should be quite
willing to be married if it weren't fol-
having to hear the first year or two
how mother cooked things" and how
mice mothers biscuits and pies used
to be-" l could not stand that, know
Mrs. Happiwife-Oh! do as did and
you'll have no trouble.
Miss Pillow did you manage it?
Mrs. HI married an orphan.-De
troit Free Press.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

The new rule at the immigration
quarters on Ellis island in New York
harbor, that every new conner must be-
gin American life with thorough
bath, is excellent Plenty of good soap
is furnished and the dirt of the effete
monarchies is not to be allowed any
longer to pollute the land. To some Of
the immigrants a bath with soap is un-
doubleday bore. but we want it un-
derstood that we have already received
our quota Of the great unwashed. Let
these people write home to their friends
that they must be clean before they
can enter here, and the result may be
Astarrant If not detergent
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

THE greatest known depth Of the
ocean in the Pacific is near the Ladrone
islands, where soundings were made to
q depth of 26, $50 feet. or little over
five miles. In the Atlantic the great
est depth found is just north of the
West Indian islands, which is 90. $50
feet, or nearly four and q half miles.
In those parts of the ocean most free
from islands, as in the route from New
foundland to Ireland, the ocean is most
shallow. seldom exceeding $4,000 feet.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
Driven By = Lady.

Ira.e Purchaser-Sce here! You said
that horse You sold me had been driven
by . lady for two years. He ran away
the first time my wife tried to drive
him.
Dealer-That there boss was driven
by er lady fer two years, just as l said,
and no one kin contradict it, nuther.
''IIumph! That's very strange. Who
was the lady?"
Madame Ludowoski."
''Who is she?'
''She's the female cannon ball
thrower in Fourtcnt's circus" - Coco
News
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
Going to STAY In Canada


An inquisitive man on train on the
New York Central going out Of New
York was seated next to q fashionably-
dressed young man, who looked as If he
might be bank clerk.
''Going to Poughkeepsie?'' asked the
inquisitive.
YES"
''Going to stay there?"
mo. I'm going on to Albany"
''Going to stay in Albany?'
mo. I'm going to Niagara Falls"
''Going to stay there?"
NO, I'm going on to Montreal"
The inquisitive man smiled. nodded
his head, as much as to say: Nov
know all about you," and finally added:
well, guess you are going to stay
In Canada, amt you?"-Texas Siftings.
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Very simple.

Tangle-I've struck an idea that will
save millions Of dollars to this country
every year.
Brown-Indeed! What is it?
Tangle-You know the last two
inches of a cigar have to be thrown
away. because You can't smoke them.
Well. I'm going to take out a patent on
cigar that won't have any last two
inches. because I'll make it just two
inches shorter than usual. Simple,
isn't it?-Munsey's Weekly.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

THE presidents salary is paid to him
in monthly installments Of "a. 1866 81.
The warrant is brought to the white
house by special messenger of the
treasury department, and after the
president has Endorsed it as he would
an ordinary draft his private secretary
deposits it at the Columbia bank. When
the president is ont of town the draft is
mailed to him. The same method is
pursued in paying the justices of the
supreme court.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
Playing on His Pride

Outvit-I suppose that when you talk
French to Waite you are telling him
something you want the rest Of us to
know nothing about?
Ontwit-Not at all, my dear fellow.
am telling him something want him
to know nothing about.-Puck.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10

FREDERICK BAILY fought in the
English army against jackson and was
wounded at New Orleans in 1915 and
afterward he entered the Prussian
army. participating in the great cam
paign OF that year against Napoleon.
He is now heard from in his retirement
in an English town because he has
reached the age Of 100.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-10
Practical Sur1estion.

Edwin las they reach the summit OF
the mountain after long climb)-Ahi
we are here ut last! What a magnifi-
cent view! At such time and place
feel strange sensations-an undefinable
longing, = soul craving. as it were.
which
Angelina-My dear Edwin, you must
want q ham sandwich! - Munsey's
Weekly.