The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-08-27
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.leers "a b. tail.
Oar a. The hardest ,Lisss 10 III pne'
hs sssii. 70 10 hep he bfsss essd fron
q ,s,.lirs asslf ior its es'ife procession
Hos pm IL ih. iAs !adss srss,ed
yoat divorce tsiofe crs resains year
pssssloaf Be v.s ny III hfs' husband.
shs-I don't believe in long srssg~
meats. a. ycbt He No. people are sp'
u Sos oui 700 macy ,hings about each
oihei
I'll ths sup bad roibins else 70 DO bot
10 iae ca ihe righteous, Il would bsrdiy
es ,orih shils TOT him TO fise ~ earl. "
he 4ots.
shop Gslisn So you ibinl Hs.ven
!, has iso.ior, do yont Mrs. Is iron the
Hub . Oh OF eoaIls not erscily; don !
expect too much.
--Dysit --lhs, waiter seems 10 have 30
eIas!lspt memory. Hungefioid-fes. lie
ssenas 10 ~ mem Der cur orders exactly -snd
for zach lops time,
Latte Brother Il Boston al cid cityf
Little Sister (sho has been there i Deed,
1t -. Why tho streets are beet most
double With sge.
Student Whats the mos. popular thing
sbout your proiessioui Doctor When ]
have 10 charge ten dollars day for treat
ins q mao whose life isn't worth tso cents.
Mrs. DE Style (hrs, day on FARM
Horronl Our host Is going to eat dinner
In bis shirt sleeves. Mr. DE Style (uop.
pips hi, iorehesd) -Thsnt heaven. Then
| can toe.
Young Nicely - Yes; know that sm
. eres, firL | suppose. Miss SIMILAR. tha,
| an very hsrd.besrted wretch9 Miss
smil.r Yes. but your bead brings the
arersse FL right.
-UpsalisisctoIy Shopping Place. The
daughter . Here Is Bigg, Stock 4 Co. .
erea, store Lets 60 10. Mother NO.
No. 90. Nomst,er wbs. se ask Tor they
will be sure to hsve il
You'll drive me into my grave with
your demsnds for money, said Sleek
Then you'd have to give me $3.50 more.
said Mrs Sleek. because mourning goods
are very expensive.
No time TO lose. Mrs Wickstsf = ]
thought you weren't going away uatil next
week Mrs Bipgo--l didn't expect TO-,
bat my husband told me yesterday that be
hs boil coming.
Visitor Tue wind seems to shake ths,
scareerow over there little. I've noticed
IL culver two or thrse times. Mr.. Snburb
That isn I q sc.recrow. That's the hired
man working Tor forty dollars 3 month and
board.
Mother (-uspiciouslyl III you hsven't
been 10 swimming how did your hair get
so vflS Liule Dick That's perspiration
fuNHlNk thN p'lS WV
me 10 disobry you an so in swimmiul
Lady al horse race Don't you think
1t i, cruel to race horses tat way this bot
weather. Horsemap Race en- bow,
mum' Making them 90 so fast. Why.
mnu the is'ter they go the quicker they
get through
The professor OF logic ito himselD:-
! laid my bat somewhere in this room.
Nobody has come 10 since I've been here
cal I see i, anywhere. therefore, putting
bis haud beneath bin. ! have sat on il.
Auo' ,er proof Of the irresistible power
OF logic.
Young Married Man - What would
yon do. my dear, il were one OF these
men who are IN bad hume when they gel
up in the morning, and use bad lagusge
because the breakfast is c3ld? Young wife
| would make /, hot for you.
Lucy Such 90 exquisite skirt T, your
little daughter wore 81 the childrens fancy
dress party Was it your dsisn9 Ella
Not exactly. You see, the time was very
brief. and ] Jus, IL, her sesr the shade OF
The parlor ex ension lamp
Wanted more practice. - No, Bobby,
said bis mother; one piece OF pie is quite
enough Tor you. It's funny. responded
Bobby. with an injured air You say ron
are aniious Tor me to learn 10 est properly
snd yet You won't even give me q chance
Ia practice
One 81 ihs guests Al he Wedding tender
cd bis congratulations aud said that he
supposed this match. like all others. bad
Teen made 10 heaven. Minnis
and ! Brsi took 10 liking each other. said
the embarrassed young bri egroom. ''in
ST. Louis, "
To Deceive the BoArders. Fsrmers
VILE --Wois this outlsndish affair. Hirsmi
Farmer That's broilsr. Farmers Wife
yan rsn,', h,;ia -e,l;-' - 49,. v.--.-
Il know u; ell yer got ter do Ia 10 beat il
red hot and Icy the print Of il 90 both
sides Of the eek when zen take il Cd the
pan.
"A Nss Jersey msn Who hsd caught .
boat load Of hsh day or two ego Vas inst
ready To poll for the shore uhes be fell
overheard ADD va drowned. The boat
rem ihipe right side mp. snd the fish we're
ssvtd TO his family. SO 1t goes. Let
maj really catch loi OF fsh and begin
copsrs'ulsiins himself that be won't have
TO lie ahou, 4, and something !. pretty
snre 10 happen TO him.
--Izs iellin you, my frens. dat de man
Who tv . rslisun ds, 10 sllus stsered Of
every,hin be meets an d., has got 10 wear
gcesles ober lie eyes an dat hev cotton
sini'ea into iis ears hasn't got much TO