The Monitor., 1891-04-03
Daretown Dots.



We have come Off better than we eggs pected
after our Easter festivities We found that
we could not eggs-aciy eat a thousand eggs,
ana we wish to eggs-plain in order hat it may
not be thought that we eggs-aggerate, and
| that we ought to be eggs-communieated for
| having set ii bad eggsample in eggs-emplary
| piety. 1t will be found upon close eggs-ami-
nation OF our character that we eggs=eeedingiy
sire to eggs-alt the eggs-celence of truth.
| Eggs.cessiye egg-ceptions should therefore
not be taken against US. Do not, therefore,
becomeegg cited or eggs-hibt any egg-pan-
| siye egRs-ertioa whatever, else you may be
| led to cgss-claim, 81 have eggs-hiusted ali my
| powers in endeavorns to esgs-pouud this bit
| of eggs-pensive eggsperience.f Eggs-pert
| We are not, but We have thought it eggs-pedi-
| ent to ask YOU to cggs-cuse us, and without
| eggstending our eggs-periment to an eggs
| trava.sant eggs-uberanee or sggs-treme. After
| our eggs-tensiyc eggs-panation please eggs
| tricate US from our difficulty and forever
| eggs-onorate u. from all eggs-aggeration.
z. Sour health is most eggs-celient.
| Once more we have been to meetin' sunday
| came as usual on the first end of the week
| "Pill' got up as is his custom on Sunday
| morning a few hours before noon. Mrs
"Pil' was awaiting breakfast and the little
"Piils" were studying the sunday-school les
| sons. The little "Pilis" are right good for the
emost part-they take some " hat after the good
| qualities of their sire. Still they are moi
| 'Honeypatricks,r ~ that Is 10 say they are not
sugar all the time. only when they want some
| thing expensive. So 1t is more on account OF
| their size than therquailty that we call them
| "iIomeypairicks.' Mrs. "Pii" wanted to get
| the little "Homeypatricks" ready in time for
| eund ty-schooi. After partakinS of a sumptu-
| Gus breakfast we promised The little
| "Homeys" TO go to the Young Peoples meet
| ing at the Baptist church In the evening.
| After got shaved We proceeded to black
| our boots, and to our general satisfaction, as
| well as surprise. we found the brush and box
| without much trouble We went TO the meet
i"g eally and crowded ourself up pretty well
front. When the time arrived Miss Elsie
| Hickman, the appointed leader. started the
programme In motion and performed her
part most creditably throughout. Miss Bessie
Hitchner presided at the organ with her usual
dignity and grace. Beside her sat Curtis
| Denelsbek. the noted boy coraelist of the
Elmer band. Just in front OF the organ
though little at the right, sat the three vio
Inists. Mrs Sadie Denelsoek, Henry V. Foster
and George Afllsrback. Buck OF the violinists
sat the soprano voices, Mrs. ii. V. Foster ane
Miss Ruth Gray. The bass and tenor voices.
l.. d. White and John Daggan, set on the op
posite and bass side of the organ, and Mr..
Cry, the qulrester, stood kinder where he
| could keep an eye on The whole business OF
them. The musical part of the programme
called forth many congratulations. A long
roll W called and the responses were numef-
GU. and very prom pt in appropriate scripture
selections, prayer and exhortation. The
meeting passed of splendidlY. The house
| was packed full, and it will henceforth be
wise TO go early TO the Young Peoples meet
ing in order to get Il good seat This meeting
| occurs on he first Sunday night after the 18th
| of he month 1t is intended TO continue the
meetings throughout the year.
The following is ;he biggest chestnut out:
"w no IS that Bitter PHI in Daretown?'
Elmer Noble draws half cord OF wood at
load with his bay mare. She is Il noble beast.
| Easter parties all over the neighborhcod
last saturday.
| Samuel NJ oore, of Yorketown, killed his big
porker last week. She weighed IA pounds.
We extend fraterual greetings to the new
| eomers to our neighborhood.
| 1. c. Hawn was quite unwell on Sunday.
| "Guineveren writes that Il Pierson busin6 SIS
viii be done at the Old store. This is no doubt
true but they are doing Deal of u business al
the "new store" Mr.. John Pierson is propri-
etor at the old store, and George Deal is sales
clerk ut the new store.
The Easter services at the Presbyterian
church were well attended. The pastor
preached an appropriate sermon and the deco
rations were tastefully arranged by Mr.. Ben
jamin Chard, eX- Mayor of our city.
After all onl explanation
1t really beats the nation
That sister Eve
Does still believe
| That "Bitter PilI''
/. the "divil" still
Ira la la. EIITERP4IL