The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-28
BRIGHT BITS.

A Moscow LETTER says: M. Prilns- Klentsky
is a new pianist who is making name for him
self" He needs it badly. Boston Post.
CARuTHERs-It takes great deal OF urging
to get Miss Pruyn to sing;
Waite-Yes, but it can be done. What want
to learn is how to stop her once she gets
started.-.Hurper's Bdzdr.
CUSTOMER lin the wrong establishment-Can
secure a piece of good Stlton cheese here?
Dealer politely We'll, mum, the back yards
at your Service--if the neighbors don't COM
plain.-NetU York telegram
He tfacetiously)-So you are going abroad.
Do you expectto marry a count or baron?
She (serlouslyl-It depends on their relative
values Papa has limited me to a certain sum,
you know.-MunSey's Weekly.
A YOUNG MAN who inherited large fortune
few years ago ia beggar to-day. He bought
copy of q book entitled Every Man His Own
Fortune Maker; or How to Develop Speed in
Trotter. "-NeI0 York Recorder.
''Were the costumes pretty?" asked Mrs
Pfollibud OF her husband, who had been to the
theater without her the night before, and Mr..
Pfollibud stammeringly replied:
IL didn't see any.-SomerUtHe Journal.
"WHY do the front rows always glare
With bald-headed mem" said she.
ITO let the girls who high hats wear
See what is on the stage, said he
Puck
''No," HE SAID, raising from the piano, Il
have not been able to give much time to my
music lately"
And the time you do give it." cheerfully re-
sponded his rival, lis simply atrocious. "-Bos-
ton Post, z
SMiTH-Your new pants are all worn out, and
you only bough them last week.
JONES' know it, but there is nothing strange
about that. When man and his wife insist on
wearing the same garment it can't last very
long.-IerGS Sftfn0S.
''ARE YOU fond of music?'' asked stranger of
the young man at the concert who was applaud
ing vigorously after a pretty girl had sung
song III very painful way.
mot particularly replied the young man.
frankly, but am extremely fond of the must
clan. "-SoDlmerUitLe Journal.
You ARE no longer employed by Jaggs?"
''No; we had alfred time about my heavy
expense account"
HE got mad?"
YES; he was fired with indgnation?"
And your
~ was fired with alacrity. "-Neto York Press.
'CHoLLIE is in great glee to-day"
"WhyIH
tailor got mad and put the account up at public
auction
81 should think that would make CholIie
mad"
''Oh, no. He went to the sale and bought it
for So cents. "-Hdrper'S Bozar.
A PASTOR who has "been there" and knows
all about it, says that many churches treat
pastor as people treat cat When they are
calling him it is Come pussy, come pussy"
For time after he is settled. and, while all hope
TO Use him for their own purposes, they stroke
him and say: Good pussy nice pussy" And
after they tire of him they say: Scat" and
away he must go to fresh fields and pastures
new-Nec York Examiner.
SIZE sat upon his lap while he
Recited Bobbie's poetry.
Bout "wad some power the giftie gle us
To see oursels as ithers see us"
She stopped him at the couplets close,
And said, with lips like ruddy rose
And manner arch as woodland elves
That's well enough, but then pass
On having others see us as
We chance just now to see ourselves.
Boston Courier,