New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-20

The Rev. DR.. Wayland nus happily describes the
attitude OF public opiniontowards morality ave
go along and wink with 9th eyes at the wrong
doings and shortcomings A and also of d, and
exc of C. and all the rest them but by the time
We get TO o or z. we pull and cry aloud that this
thing has gone too Ear, anowe must make a stand;
and 50 VIC come down upon who Is not whit more
guilty than any one else $ only crime consisting
In the fact that he CHANGED be standing Just in the
place where the lightning str,k and we denounce p
excorate p VIC ostrs.cisc Having done that our
virtue wcariod with the unwocd exercise, falls asleep,
and all the other letters go aos doing exactly tho same
thing, until finally by the tim X is reached we wake
up again and go through thesame process II one
wants to go astray with mputy, all he has TO do 10
TO select his time, and ins WERE between the
spasms Of public virtue"
When Haly was four year old he was taken to
church for tne nrst time few evenings AFTER,
assembling in their peculiar faon foI their beauty
sleep, and exclaimed The eese are getting ready
fof their early evening service
Little Damo was very fond u kittens. and often
drew her metaphor nom these objects OF her love.
Coming TO her mamma from thcldtcheD one day. she
gravely announced that the teacttle was purrng.-
Boston Transcript
The other day one Of the monks With Father Ignstis
Walking TIE street in Philadelphia in his san
dGed feet, and attracted tho notc Of two old eolored
men who began 10 speculate as D. who he might 30.
At last the cider exclaimed "Ratus, has 1t! D@
KANT fool yoh uncle. Look dab at Us foots Dat ih
gcmmsn Is Mistsh Jerry simpson, de sockless state-
man Of Kansas And they went away happy.
e. N. Nelson, who died lately at his home n
famous orchardists In Maine. lie had special and org
nal methods Of storage OF hut, and MS pride, In
business way, was in the apple and especially In tie
Baldwin. He had an Intimacy with the Baldwin that
showed in constant study produce it In pcrfeetDn
ISIS in his vicinity had babe goodby to this variety Or
the season. His cellars had unique storage Apparatus
was the result OF Mr. Nelson's own study-(KenneIec
Journal.
A correspondent of The Living Church. (EpIco-
paD, of Chicago, tells the following: IL atteIded
mathis weekday in parish which reports nearly
roo communicates, and was addressed by the cuate
as dearly beloved brethren The day was hight and
clear, typical Indian summer day. was the sole
congregation until the Creed reached, when the
verger entered. thus doubling the attendance. The
latter told me that sometimes there not even one
person to make the response, and tie priest sE tho
whole service responses and all.'
The sponge is simply marine animal. and 1t grows
in the sea, Just as an oyster or a clam grows Ihs
best sp.n@s are caught OFF the Florida coast. Inc
wOk Of catching spOngpS is a regular Industry. Men
so out IN boats with long spears aud hooks. The
sponge catcheis wear boXihc obong glasse, that III
There magnfying arrangements in these boxes. and
the glasses are made % enable the weaIe, TO see
from the surface Of the water the catcher thrSt down
bis spear aud hooks up the habby mass. There IS
good deal OF wor, necessary on sponge before II Is
ready for the market and in the processes OF prepare
ton there is much adulteratlon Sponge is sold IN
wholesale by the ponnd ana very often the material
increase its value.-(St Louis Globe Democrat.
"The Springfield Republican" tells this: "a Yale
student recently handed in paper TO his professor
and was surprised the next day to have
It returned with a note scrawled the
margin. He studied it diligently, but was I'M
able 10 decpher the note and lie brought his paper
back to the professor. can't quite make out what
this u.s. you please said the student. That SIP
said the professor, why, that says Il cannot read
your handwriting" You write lcgibly SIR
A Comprehensive Order-A firm in this city who
supplies country dentists with material for compound
ing store teeth received the following order from ono Of
Dear Sir: please send me by mail 0 upper grmmed
teeth the shade and seize Of The sample send you the
right boS SIDE e eye oG S or o ep tat H the last on S ea
SIDE are in his head and MS eye tooth right side would
Sc Won to send me the block with Just on TO fit to the
eye tooth Send them in 4 blocks. ,n =
Please you understand me he has in his mouth 2
each side behind ard eye tooth III the rest and oblse
me.-CreXas siftings
Tie attractive features Of stanton, Va, place
of residence and place of business have been
charmingly set forth by the Development Company
of the place in a volume Of seventydve wellprnted
and richly Illustrated pages. II Is q book OF which
auv community might well be proud, but, handsome
IL is II docs no more than simple justice to one OF tho
pscasantest and most promising places in the Old
Dominion.
at was like this goes into the wellington for
lunch Just as I'm sitting down in comes Jack Austin
the closest old skinAlnt in six counties, We'll hs Sis
down at my table and says he'll tel me fulny
story / Size It up that he's getting INTO me for
the lunch see I only have about ~ 90 IN my
clothes seeY | let him order first. and lie goes and
orders w0odcock and things like that up TO - 20.
This kind of freezes me; and SO tel nm I'm ie e
sick, and all want is cup OF cotee ana sy ~,
crackers. That costs a quarter and makes the Dill
up - the limit Of my pile see' Well we eat our our
waiter makes out two checks with total OF S3 20;
"'Hero,' says Jack, give me your cheeK' III
pay for the lunch. . ,.,, ,oAos
Now call that one Of the most dastardy Jokes.
II had suspected he was going 70 do anything nHe
that, would have eaten ABOUT % worth. '-'0i'as'
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