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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
200 IONS DAILY.
That will SOOn b. the Capacity Of the
Mammoth Omaha. Graul Sul-Ilpr.

That will S0On b. the Capacity Of the
Mammoth Omaha.Graus Su,-i,pr.
Tue rapid pr'gress bling made in
mining is heing -viie'c -d by constant
increase OF reduction works, and the
capacity Of those already in existence
Tn" Rocky Mountain News, referring
to the Omaha Grant wo. Ks ut Denver,
says:
"The present capacity OF the Grant
smeiter il 4IO tins per day. The
new extensions will add NJ inc, . Ased
cspac,t. of NJ less, 3oO tom, making
~ sli = Total capacity Of wv I ms
daily to tie turned out hy these wo, ks
alone. With the Omaha rrfines,.
they will he enabled t" reach al
aggregate capacity of 1000 tons per
dav. Th- gentlemen At the head Of
this large concern are evidently de
term,ned To he ever prepared to take
care OF the immense ore production
off red in this market.
The Grant Sm-iter va. original,
start, 4 IN 1.-adville IN 1873 bv ex.
Governor Gra",, VIII" is thu present
,io--ps+s,d-nt. and his uncle, Judg
'!rxnt, If Iowa. w. H. James aud
Ell. Eddy, the Respective superb.
tend mt and general manager 1T III.
smelt-r, were ut tia, time running F..
sampiing works at l.eadv,ll-, AMI
Judge Grant AID * Governor Gran,
consolidated with them. In 1882 tn
l.-a.lviIle smeiter WAS burned dowt
AMI t.ae firm removed to Denver. The
w"rks of l.-ahv,lle started in with a
tr-atme't of ten tons OF ore y dav
but when the smelter was completed
ut Denver and put into OPERATION
ahout Septes.her, 1882, the capacity
WAS incr. ased t. 200 t,,ns a dav. Six
blast furnaces WERE runni' & then
There MAS no roasting, AMI onl,
about $50 men we're emplo. ed. The
firm subs. quen,lv consolidated with
the Omah4 works aud hu.im 81
gradually increased until abon, tw"
or two y 4 half years ago. They
hal running tn blast furnaces a"d
some rs roasting aud fus,rg furnaces.
Now eve" this large capacity is not
sufficient to meet the growing
demand, hence the present e,.larxs>
ments At the present time the
average orr for the year received nv
the company Cor treatment runs about
$50 to- the ton.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
from schs,ol upon the 6rst ,ntima,io,
OF these diseases aiming tn. m.
Let Then loUk In Their Own Baru.
yard.

Idaho Falls Resistsr.l
s inc OF vus democratic contempt
rsri-s aud este. med Demoe, alto
fri-"ds, are iadui.irx in high gl~s over
the expose the Register aid Other
papers are making o, tn m,sis-d. of
thu State Boxsn of Equalization, and
are disguised to l.y up the same for
tu'ure ref renee. They are welcome
to al the oom'ort they can derive
therefron. The RI. lister will have
n't.lng to TRAIT 1t cIs,,ns tn.
right ~ Regulate aud st IT right its
own household affairs, tut IN dol Y
tois it has not ut red QUO word de
s"gs DRY Ut IT'S party az that pxsty's
pr'nci pl-s. II these same c.n,e mpo.
rar,-s will put IN few w,.ulsom- l,cks
i" the,t "~n h.rnyars', they will tot
lack f"r CONSTANT enpl". ment. Here
are = few ~he- lbx,row L.xd>: ID mo
cratic Treasurer Woodruff, u, Ark.".
sss, stole $93,OUO Churchill, OF Ar.
kansss. stole $8O,W'O; Vince, I, Of
Alabama, st"le t24o N'O; Polk, Of
Tennessee, stole $4lN', QUO; Tate, Of
Kentucky, stole $247.'n'O; Burke, Of
Louisiana, stole $SI7 600; N"lx"d,
# Missouri stole $32.UUU; H-m,nu-
way, OF Mississippi, stole &3l5.M,O;
Archer. Of Maryland. +tie $2OO,OOO.
Il y
"a investigating tour, aud discover
how many of the above Southern
hnga Ii rs have b-e" sppr-h-ni-d
aud punished; reflect that Bard>le. :,
the defaulti"x Ph,Iadellhia treasurer,
was promptly arrested and is now
exp'atin9 his crime; they will have
little time 10 devote to listening t"
tie i"tons.ions OF Republican bat
teries.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
An UNAUCl'ESSFUL HUNT,
Osly Seven Dwcks the Reward for q
TIVE bays "Trip.

wv WayY uVups
The three lads Who went on hunt
ing trip I" Cases lake returned home
late Sunday night. bringing only
seven du"ks. The result was dis
.pp"in ment to them - far 40 game
was concerned; hut they had "packs
IT fur" ~ Seminary girls would ex.
pres. it.
l.. avin9 HALEY about 6 o'clock
Fri,tay evening they went - far ss
Silver Creek hef're camping for the
night. Ducks were numerous there,
and came pr.v"ki"glv near; but the
mighty N,mro l. did not ERE shit At
them. They wished to reserve their
ammunition for Cases lake. They
reached this plaoe early Saturday, AID
about the frat they saw w-re thou.
ssnds 1T ducks aud geese r.sti z il .
cove. They were to" far tor Tho, runs,
however, aud thu buys had no r,A ..
After establishing camp the hoys
started sitter the birds. but the latt-r
had evidently been shot 1T until they
were Wild, ~ they would not stay with
!" gunshot.
Sund.v morning the Young hunters
were up bright s'd Early, aud started
on the lake in Claude Camph+l.s
b"at. Ice = quarter If y" inch tn ok
had formed duri' E the night. This
had to he hr"k~n with the rars, and
the co"s' q"ent mise gave tho birds
more than ample warning OF the pr g.
nee Of their enemies. The boys
could, therefore, hardly &c, shot vt
them.
They intend to return, some dav,
and take rifles aud, possibly, skates
along.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
The Worll Enriched.

The facilities of the preset day for til.
production of everything that will con.
luce to the material welfare and comfor.
of mankind are almost unlimited and
when Syrup of Figs was first produced
the world was enriched with the only
perfect laxative known, as it is the only
remedy which is truly pleasing and re-
freshing to the taste and prompt and
effectual to cleanse the system gently in
the Spring time or, in fact, at any time
and the better it is known the more pop
ular it becomes.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
Ermp: lion VI the Skin Cured.

e.. Ve"n"y, HrovkvilIe, Ontario
Canada, says:
~ have u.s. d RRANDRErH's PILLS
for the past fifteen years, aid think
,h-m the best ca,harlo aud anti.
bilious remedy known. For some
five years suffered with an eruption
1T the skin that gave me- great pain
and annoy snce. ] tried diff rent
blood remedies, but, although g.i,ing
strength the itching. was unr~Iiev-d
l finally co cluded 10 take Thorough
course Of BRANpRErH's Pulls.
took SIX each n'gn for four n.p hts,
then five, four, three, two, less. ming
each time h. on, aud then Tor one
Month took one every night, with the
happy result that now nv skin is per-
trctly cl+sr aud has been so ever since. :"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10

;ETAFREE Hr n asn, niesns ss 9. {; II \, esr
ani lsT1:tei.es, = -. :. So Ws,ie... Nssia. II -a
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
DON'T Rad This.

With each succeeding day come.
an increased demand for better service
on the railways Of our county. The
U ion Pacific AMI the Missouri Pacific
RAILWAYS to the front as usual. have
hen leading ~ these lines OF improve.
ment, for some time aud runni. 2
Through Pullman Sl-epers between
Salt Lake City aud St. Louis via
Denver.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
4 office Of Co.Partnership.

Notice 10 hereby given that . CO. partnership
un Ter he firm name and style Of Boeos /
BRoSAusH has this d.y been formed between JOHN
business Of the ELK SALOON. At the old stand, on
Main street, HALEY. opposite the First National
Bank.
The new firm will be pleased to cater to Its
friends and the public. a. above.
JOHN A. BOGGS.
GEORGE BRoNAUGH.
HALEY, IDAHo, October II, lsal.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
Honest Wtrk! 80: = > !: .:ss

We furnish The eapltal! II you ,neen basipees,
dr-p us . card and get aome facts that Will opeo
your eytsi leRitimate line Of eanAs. and As6ss0
men wanted r. Introduce them n tovn sad irssn.
try, Dsot Hstt! Address. q once. 20. Boz ~
Cincinnati. O. y
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
NEW TO-DAY
Notice for Publication.

Land Once At Hail y, ID tho.
November 8, 1891.
Notice 10 hereby given that the following an ed
settler hiss Al notice of hia intention to make d.
nal proof in support Of 3 claim. and that said
proof will be made before III. Register ard Re.
ceiver at Haley, Idaho. on December u.s. 1891, viz
KOtRRr J. WOLF.
for the MEX II Lot Sec. 7, rp. l. q, nth Of Range
II east and the NWla aud y Il the MEX Sec IL,
TIP. l, south OF RsnGe Ii east.
He n mes the T. flowing Witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon. and cultivation
Of. said land. viz:
Samuel Humphrey, Jacob Bartche, Herman
Neh!~. Of Humphrey. Idaho,
And J. IL. Beamer. of HALEY, Idaho.
VT. RIUEv.
Hl0pd Register.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
Plaiu Sewing Wanted.

The Ladies' Aid Society of the
Methodist Episcopal Church will do
ail kinds Of plain sewing on ressona
BILE trims. Orders may be left Ut
Mrs. Butkett's
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10

LOCAL JOTTlN6S.

Friedman u open.
Smoke D4vey's homo made Cigars
H. z. Burkhart got back from
B''ss~ to-day
J. C.. Fox has fine line of ladies' 4,
misses, aud gems .hoes. Give him u
call.
D, not send away before examining
our Stock aud prices. Keep the n,ou~y
~ hone.
ANDERSON & MCLEOD,
Mercn4n. Tailore.
Two carloads Ut bullion were
shipped fr..m ke,chum to day.
Fine Water Apples tl25 per box.
Six os eight varieties ~ select from,
at
ID. EARHARr's Grocery.
You oaa save time aud money by
getting your loans through
LEMxON 4 BOONE.
This mornings train brought three
casIoads VI freight aud dog n pas
sengers.
We have . large assortment Of
patterns suitable for business suits
which We maxe up in our usual first
GLASS way, Ut prizes rs low ~ AL. ones
Call aud b. convinced before order
ing, ANDERSON & MCLEOD.
There will be services in St. Char,es
Church, this city. Sunday, 10Th inst (,
ct 1890 o'clock .. m, aud 7:3O
O'Clock p. m.
Tho s.orm which threatened US yes
ter'iay seems to have passed of in
w,ni-to have bee" blown away.
Ladies, come aud see the fine line
OF Fall and Winter dress Gocds
am removing, and Ut Eastern prizes for
cash. J. T., Fox.
The old Weber bxrher chop is now
owned by Weaver & Carson, = new
6rm composed Of Merit. W-aver and
David N. CArson-two ~ thorough
artists ~ ever l.thered = brush or cut
hx,r.
The funeral of Eiwa,d Hughes
(Pstsv BoIivsr was well attended
&. day. Deceased WAS not affiliated
with the q. A. r.
John O'Brien, of the Wood River
Meat Market, keeps nothing hut the
choicest meats ON hand. Try him,
The nav fashionable perfumes-
Crab Apple Blossoms aud Cherry
Bl"som<-are for sale 1t Van Ness's
drug store.
+. ID. BellinQer, who went down 10
Shoshon- Saturday to have an non
pla'e fr the KING Of the W".t me
bored 1t the railroad shops, returned
to-day.
Insure your property in reliable
companies. None others are repre-,
sented By LENNON g. BOONE.
= Services i" Episcopal Church Hal.
10y. Idaho: Morning Oh second and
fourth Sundays. aud evening IA first
and third Sundays in every north.
Fifth SUNDAYS ny sp-cisl appointment.
G. w. G. VAN WINKLE, Rector.
II 10 = we'll. est sbI,sh-d principle Of
ecano@ics that the young mxn who
wouli get up with en- sun should not
stsv up later than 10 o'clook with the
dauEhtes. Ei%
A. .r IT, ..,x.A ,,... .. 800.
eat- contagious Ills sses 81 ss s.'x,>
let fever and diphther,a among Chi
dren IS b. sending those w'o are
infect d w,th them 70 school Parents
with the slightest SENSE Of moral nhli.
g.sious sill withdraw. their children
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
4 Free L~nsOn 10 Au.Ic.

The Rev. NJ. Pratt will viye a free
lesson il the rudiments Of music, il
the schoo'house in this city Thursday
evening Of this week, to which the
public is cordially invited. A course
# muse. OF ten lessons, will follow
Gentlemen will be charged e so,
ladies 81 rs, for the course. The
first lesson will be given next Tues
day. The others will fellow ever,
Thursday and Tuesday, At Z o'clock
y. m.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10

sis there no balm in Gilead, is
there no physi. ian there?" That cry
may henc-forth cease, Tor all who will
can no healed by obtaining the
">cience Of Life"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10

EDWARD ANGEL. Postm aater.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-11-10
LETTER LIST.

List Of Letters remaining IN tina asilsy tidsho,
Postofnce for the week ending November Z, 1891.
Persons calling for any of these Letters will pleass
Say Advertised
Crandeil, 8 b. Ionghien Henry
Durham, C l.. OleF. Winfield d.
HALEY Iron Works Wilson. Mont.
EDWARD ANGEL. Postmaster
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

Tile hand Of time
deals lightly with a woman in
perfect health. But all func-
tional arrangements and dis
orders peculiar to women
leave their mark. You needn't
have them. DR.. Pierce's Fa,
vorite Prescription comes to
your rescue as no other medi.
cine can. 1t cures them. For
periodical pains, prolapsus and
other displacements, bearing.
down sensations, and all "fe,
male complaints and weak.
nesses, it is a positive remedy.
1t is a powerful, restorative
tonic and nervine, imparting
strength to the whole system
in general, and to the uterine
organs and appendages in par
ticular. 1t keeps years from
your face and fgure-but adds
years to your life. It's guar,
mteea to give satisfaction in
every case. If it doesn't,
your money is returned.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efiectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gistS. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Fie syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky KEW YORK. nv
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The highest elevated road in the
world is about to be built at Naples.
1t is intended TO connect the central
part of Naples with the Corso Vittorio
Emanuele. 1t will be suspended from
towers 800 feet high, in which will be
elevators to hoist passengers to the
stations The road will be operated by
electricity, and the cost is estimated at
81 900, 900.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The cold weather last winter in Eng
land has proved fatal to the animals in
the London geological gardens. Some
of the losses are almost irreparable.
Among these may be mentioned the
chimpanzce, a gray lemur, the second
specimen ever seen alive in England;
an aard vark, a gnu, snow leopard,
the first ever seen alive In Europe, and
the African black rhinoceros.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03
Don't Fall 10 Pieces.

De Smartee-"Why do you persist in
buying your clothes at installment
houses?"
De Sharppe-"They always try to
give me stuff that will last until the
installments are paid"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

Sweet majoram is a native OF Portugal.
The bean is said to be a native OF Egypt.
The gooseberry is Indigenous to Great
Britain.
Apricots are indigenous to the plains OF
America.
Within tho Antarctic circle there has
never been found "A Towering plant. In the
Arctic regions there are 762 different species
OF flowers.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03
German
Syrup"
Asthma.

L navy b(SI a =
Asthma. sufferer from Asth-
ma and severe Colds
every Winter, and last Fall my
friends as we'll as myself thought
because of my feeble condition, and
great distress from constant cough
ing, and inability to raise any of the
accumulated matter from my lungs,
that my time was close at hand.
When nearly worn out for want of
sleep and rest, friend recommend
ed me to try thy valuable medicine,
Boschee's German
Gentle, Syrup. I am con-
po.~..;. fident it saved my
ho''o''''s life. Almost the first
Sleep. dose gave me great
relief and a gentle re-
freshing sleep, such as l had not had
for weeks. My cough began irnnedi-
ately to loosen and pass away, and
I found myself rapidly gaining in
health and weight. l am pleased
to inform Observation-Disclosures l
am in excellent health and do GER
tainly attribute it to thy Boschees
German Syrup. c. B. STIcKNEY,
PictOu OntariO." g
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

In the Guide to Health and Etiquette"
will be found much useful advice on both
sub ects, this book Is sent free for two &c
stamps by the Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
when she was Child she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When sho had Children she gave them Castoria.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The value OF diamonds and other
precious stones imported into this
country In single year is set at about
S12, 900, 600.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03
wisdom ana the owl.

The owls reputation for wisdom is
quite simple in it's origin. Even men
are wiser the next morning after they
have been out all night.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

NJ. l.. THOMPSON & CO.. Druggists Coudcrs-
port. Pa, say Halls Catarh Cure ID the best
and only sure cure for catarrh they ever sold.
Druggists sell II, s5c.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by DR, kLiNk's eNkAr
Nerve RestOrer, No hit niter nrrtday susc. Mar
seous Treatise and $500 trial bottle free TO
tit cases. send 10 Dr.. KlineRi Arch ST. Pblla., IA
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The discovery OF an immense deposit OF
green quartz carrying from TO z per
cent of nickel, is reported from Rapid
City, n. ID.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

1t is announced that the state OF Maine
will present n solid silver tureen TO the
United States cruiser which bears her
name.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for Chill
drcn tecthing. softcns tho gums reduces Ina amma-
tion allays pain, cures wind collie. &c. bottle.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

"uauson's Magic Corn Snlvo."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask
-FOUR druggist for II. Price Is cents.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

1t Is said to be the common law rule that
if a woman makes "a will before marriage,
the fact OF her marriage will make the Will
void.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The cucumber was originally q tropical
vegetable.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

The walnut Is a native of Persia, the
Caucasus and China.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-07-03

Majors Cement Repairs Brokep Articles
$50 and 25c Majors Leather and Rubber Cement iSc
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-04

! Notwithstanding act which provides that
the President, whenever and so often as he
shall be satisfied that the government of
any country producing and exporting SUI
gar, coffee, tea and hides, imposes duties
upon American products which he mag deem
TO be unreasonable, he snail suspend the pro-
visions of the reciprocity clauses for such
time as he shall deem just, and thereupon
certain stipulated duties shall be imposed
upon such exports.
Congress here delegates to the executive
portion of the law and treaty making
power, leaving to his discretion and judg-
ment the exercise of powers that by the
constitution do not belong to him. If a man
may not, by mis- last will and testament,
leave to his representatives after
death, the disposition of his own
property, expressly confiding in their
precedence and integrity, how much less
may the Congress of the United States,
elected 10 pass laws affecting our domestic
and foreign relations, blindly give this
authority into the hands of another branch
OF the government not amenable to it ex-
cept in general wayl
This is, as we understand, one of the
points made by counsel in discussing the
cases, now before the Uuited States SUI
preme court, involving the constitutional
lty OF the MCKINLEY act. The decisions of
the New York courts referred to above
were rendered since the briefs were filed,
and before the oral argument began. How
much weight will be given to this feature
cannot, OF course, be foretold.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-04

the threats of her monarch, who found
| himself baffied by a woman, and that
woman in one of the humblest stations of
life. "GoD is love,". saith the Scripture,
and who can doubt that love is COP
when thus he can vanquish kings
Turn we now to Archduke HENRY
to see If he is worthy of this devotion. The
war was over-in it, be it said, he won
golden opinions; and now faithful to
VENUS as he had been to MARS, he sought
out trauiien HOFFMAN, ready to fulfil his
pllghted word. He was threatened with
loss OF his titles and his estate if he dared
to marry against the wishes of the head of
the house of Austria. This did not daunt
him. Then came the threat of ex patriation
and exlle-love laughed, and the devoted
pair were married. But baff1ed hatred did
all that it had threatened. The young
solder was stripped of all his honors and
driven into exile; but there they lived
contented and happy, giving the world one
more testimony that happiness is indie
pendent of fortune, fame or court favor.
BY and by the better nature and judg-
ment OF FRANCIS JOSEPH asserted itself,
and In 1872 the wife of the archduke was
created Baroness WALpECK, and perns-
sion was given to the pair to live once
more in their native land. Here
they made themselves doubly happy
in the association of friends, and made
their home the centre of int !lectual
life where they were sought for by journal
lists, artists. musicians, actresses and
former military comrades of the archduke,
until their house at Bozen was almost a
rival court to the royal one at Vienna with
out Its intrigues and iealousies. At last
FRANCIS JOSEPH came also, the family re-
Cancellation was complete, and love every
where was triumphant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-04
sPLINTERS OF MIRTH.

Some men imagine that their wrongs mature
Immediately after their wedding rites YoakerS
Gazette.
Fig leaf costumes have not been in style since
very early times. The Redfern garment is the
nearest approach to it that we have now
Boston Post.
New Haven man has worn the same coat
or hfty-fiye years. But then he lives in the
land OF steady habits.-BiGgbampto Leader.
Hunter-That's funny name for a gun-why
do you CALI IL duty? Guide-Well, sir, ye see it's
kinder hss1 20 dtscharge-NeW York Herald.
John" eaid the wife of the dying man, 'here
is DR.. Pastana,r,y come to talk to you" Tell
him I'll see htA at the funeral" gasped John.
-Neso ForS Sur
What ever made you make Brackins pres
emit OF pocket-comb? He's rs bald as bill
lard ball" 'Ihst's just it: want to make him
think never roticed it, Washington star.
why, the baby is getting his fathers hair"
exclaimed Aunt Sue energetically. Yes" re-
Piled Uncle George, 81 noticed that its papa's
bald spoi is getting bigger. "-Epoch.
With apples cent pound and -four three
times as high, it will always remain mystery
why railroad eating house pie is so much
crust and so httIe viscera. "-BrddforG Era.