St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-02
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Were it not English, you know, Egan
would probably say "Egadi''

Were it not English. you know, Egan
would probably say "EgadT'
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Conversation water is the latest addition
to a vocabulary descriptive in prohibition
districts of certain liquor which sometimes
stirreth itself Alright but, in nine cases out
of ten, awrong.
True, the melancholy days have come, the
saddest OF the year, but we trust that none Of
the working classes will forget that there are
five pay days in this years November.
Miss Bertha Parker, of Cincinnati has
beaten the record on the typewriter, doing
l69 words in one minute by stop watch.
The best previous record was 1913 words. by
Mr.. MeGurrin, of Salt Lake. Should Mr.. Nc
Gurrin feel inclined to bend forward one of
his ears almost any numerously married
ormon elder in Salt Lake could inform him
that when it comes to manipulating words
in any style the average woman has the adj
vantage over her male competitor. ~
John j. Sullivan has grown full set OF
winter whiskers, but he still continues to
talk through his hat
why should not arrest you for begging on
the street:
Mendicant-It is for most worthy object
sir
Patrolman-What is it?
hendicant-I desire to purchase clean
shirt in which to deliver my justly celebrated
lecture this evening on THE Curse Of
Wealth"
A Republican organ says that Boss Quay
stood not upon the order of his suing. but
sued at once for libel The truth is that
Boss Quay stood long while upon order of
suing the New YORK World when it accused
him of stealing S25O.000 He is still standing
SO far as that mat er is concerned.
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An exchange complains that President
Harrison looks codly upon the Platt-Fassett
campaign in New York How can a man
whose veins are simply viaducts for ice
water look else than coldly upon anything
mundane or celestial?
The New York World opines that "Quay
has put his foot in it, He has also burned
the fingers of his mailed hand"
Warner Miller-Bring along your top coat
Mr. Fassett; you'll find it pretty chilly out
side the breastworks. l know what I'm
talking about, for I've been here since 1855.
Young man, shun the morphine habit: il
may make Boulanger of you.
The man who hath no politics in his soul
might as well go goose hunting during the
coming week.
With the going down of to-morrow's sun
political stumpage promises to be cheaper.
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There are rumors in The air to the effect
that Gilbert and Sullivan. the composer, are
about to kiss and make up and collabOrate
again hereafter. This Encouragement viii re-
dound greatly to the benefit of Sir Arthus
Sullivan, as without the assistance of plain
Mr.. Gilbert Sir Arthur is about as useless ss a
debilitated kite on telegraph wire whereas
plain Mr. Gilbert can draw reasonably fair
salary from almost any newspaper in the
metropolis of London.
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Traffic Manager-Ocean greyhounds are
nowhere Why, sir, it is now possible to run J
cattle through from Chicago to New York on
our trains without a drink
Kentucky Colonei-That must be pretty
rOugn, even on Cattle.
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Judge-What is yOur business?
Prisoner-TToy laundry
Judge-Des-Troy? prisoner shivers in.
sllencel. Fifty dollars fine s. for disorderly
conduct a@d AS 70 interpretation OF judi
cial humor.
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Ex-Mayor Carter H. Harrison has bought
the Chicago Times. The school of journal
ism from which Mr.. Harrison graduated was
one which kept him lodging about in an ee-
centric manner, with one hand ling
tightly onto his political scalp.