New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-07-06
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V TALK or TIE DAY.

e TALK or THE DAY.
says ieau' Clergyman Of the Presbyte Church
Oh Seo'aho Or ten or fifteen years past so Huch
has the FOOLISH epular current been running On raw
Iicentiates with .pbs.wooI mustaches Of the hrst
clip las shepherd v) for filling the great bulk OF our
vacant parishes I actually many Of these yonths
avoiding plaetf smaller stipend or somewhat
remote position, buse they shrewdIy see that
once so located tbeIs little hope Of change or pro
notion such men, Ware exceptions, being shunted
exiled or buried
good philant hTOpist sd are the raw material out
Of which the r1lmseer Ia NJ sorti,ne
Tho raw material '1swered the dlapdsted OLD
f 6n~ scp e had lust the saloon no s sST I'M
Pm tn finished output, shS-(Chicago Tribune.
YOUNG AMEBA - FOURTH.
We put him 10 bed In his lttolctt-gown,
The worst battered youngster,ete was in the town,
Yet ne yelled, as he opened honiy well eye,
Rah, rah, for the Jolly old nth of Juy."
TWO thumbs and eight fingers ", cloths were tied up,
On his head was q bump like an ,side down cup,
And he smiled as he best could vi nose ALI awry,
Ive had just the b0ssest Fourtln July
We were glad, for he had been up yh the sun.
Right into the midst Of the powder I'd fun.
Where the boom of the cannon sent smoke 10 the ska
Young America Ike was his Fourth tJEly.
said, we were glad all the pieces we there
SO we plastered and bound them witt tenderest cart
But out OF the wreck came the words VII sigh,
@If to-morrer was only the Fourth Of Juil"
He will grow altogether again, never feaL
And be ready TO celebrate freedom next var,
But tho it Is selfish, we're thankful thereies
A crackerless twelvemonth twixt Fourth of uys
We kissed him good night on his powder speed faoe,
We laid his bruised hands softly down In thr place,
And he murmured as sleep closed his one Den eye,
81 wish every day the Fourth OF july
N. PHELPS DAwDN.
Hartford, Conn.
@You are posted on music, are you not sab ono
r sbond saw So have a clear idea OF the lection
Of every brass band and piano schooL IN ,h res
ever go out walking can AVOID theih WIN hea1ss
and certainty. "-(WaShington POST
A waterville, Me-, doctor, seventy-seven years (
ace thinks of taking little vacation Of few week
in order to visit his grandfather In England. The
old man, by which term we mean the grandfather, ID
ia years Of age.
SUMNER ON CAPE COD.
Blue skies DER us,
The songbds chorus
Is heard throughout the warm; br1gnC oay'
Sweet flowers are blooming,
The breeze pertaining,
And the Cape Cod farmer Is making nay.
The bees are cumming,
Fine weather's coming,
We're getting rid Of the evening foss,
The grippe Is going,
Warm winds are blowing,
And the prospects bright for the cranberry bosS
The landscape fair is,
And sweet the air is,
The daisies white on the slopes appear;
The marsh Is drying,
The peep are flying
In focks, and the yellow-legs are hero
The pond like glass is,
And tall the grass Is,
The squirrels fash in the leafy trees;
The brooks flowing
And the hne are lowing
Knee-deep to-day In Jhe clover seas
No land is,fairer,
No scenes are rarcr
Than these that gladden. the gazers cgess
Or more beguilng,
When summer smiling
Transforms the Cape into Paradise.
Belmont. the former residence Of General Philip st.
George Cooke, in Powhatan County, Va, was sold at
auction the other day. and brought only S16, 900, tho
amount of the mortgage which it sold 10 satisfy
TIE original cost of the building was $4,000
have before me letter from a. Partisan friend,
gentleman Of some literary note In his Owl country
aid OF small textbook and dictionary, without
other Instructor and he adds In small ne can "A
the America and 70 go on the scaiioid 70 Lecture
sincerely hope my Cs hSaSh sone eo Deooe in
this country do so, and that he may by the time ne
cOnlA America,
the word platform enjoys among us-lDetroit Free
Press
Next year will be the centennial anniversary of the
first visit of white men to what is the State Of
Washington. In May, 1872, Vancouver visited the
coast Of that state In the same year and month
Cautan Gray in the American ship Columbia, entered
the great river which now bears that name. steps
are already being taken 10 celebrate these events next
year. and the people of the neigborng states viii DO
invited to participate.
WHERE HER KNOWLEDGE FAILED
She is verSed In ichthyoo
Psychology,
Biology,
And can hold her own with any Pm. DIS
She can discourse on astronomy,
GaStrOnomy,
PhlebotOmy,
And on physics she can talk most perfectys
She's accomplished on the banjo,
Piano.
Ob0,
And can MARBLE as the nightingale Sings
She exactly knows what are pneumaties
Dalmatics,
Emphatics,
And numerous other dainty little tningA
She has studied the latest fashion,
Poems of passion
Arts OF mashin'
And gddy youth consider her quite catchs
| But She lacks one little quality.
Not frivolity,
Neither !ollity,
She merely doesn't know how 70 wind her watcn'
(-Jewellcrs' Circular.
cynic says that there is nobody so mean but VIVA
| somebody will speak Ill OF him.
| Rather Dry.-"If there's anything sarcastic In ma
ture y observed Mrs Jmsey it's the sight Of hug
rainbow telling us needn't be scared Of belng
| flooded ont lust after dhe smallest sprinkle Of
shower in a long dry slell when every ones perlshh
| for .-(Puch
AND WITHOUT CROCODILE TEARS.
! From The ST. Paul Pioneer Press.
There's good deal Of sound alligator common sens
a., LyorS1o after ALL The proposition 20 make JefIer
i ~ hldau has heen defpateS