The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22

Eyes"
"Oh, no."
"You shall-therev"
"Why, Kit; you We robbed YOURSELF
"NOnsense!" .. .9- . 49,.
''Now, this act is awful. Tybalt
will come tearing in, in few minutes.
and try to pick Il quarrel with Romeo"
"And does Romeo quarrel backp"
"He won't, at first. Then Mercutio
puts finger in the pie, and gets killed
for it,
"Mercy"
'Then Romeo swears he will avenge
the death of Mercutio. Tybalt comes
back, and Romeo kills him."
"He does?'
Eyes. And then Romeo is in pretty
pickle; for, you see, he and Juliet
have just been married"
30, see! How dreadful"
"Isn't it? Here comes Tybalt. Now,
see Romeo, and hear him rave.
Splendid; isn't itP"
Eyes, indeed-no; shan't eat an
other bit of candy"
"Oh, do! See how graceful Romeo
is. Here's a marsh mallow, don't you
want itr'
mo; you eat it.
'Tll be sick eating what I have"
ACT v.
"NOW the friar is going to tell
Romeo that he is to be banished, and
there'll be an awful time for-O,
Sadie; want you to look at that pale
green and gold bonnet down there in
the fifth row back from the orchestra.
Isn't it lovely? Take my glass and
look at it. Stunning; isn't it? AS I
was saying, Romeo will want to kill
himself, because he's to be banished.
Then the nurse will come in.''
'.And Juliet?"
She won't dare to, now. Pretty
soon Capulet and his wife will appear
with Paris, and arrange a wedding
between Juliet and Paris"
'.But Juliet is already married."
''That's where the fun comes in.
Her father don't know she's married:
and he wouldn't let a trife like that
stop him, if he did know 1.-THE hor-
rid old wretch! Now, her mother is
going to Juliet's room, to tell her that
she must be ready to marry Paris on
Thursday.''
"Poor thing!'
you'll think so before the play is
done. Better get your handkerchief
out. See; that's Juliet's chamber, and
Romeo is there bidding her farewell.
Poor things! I feel like sniveling."
"Why don't she fly with him?"
"She can't. Now he's going, and
old Mrs. Capulet is coming in like the
dragon that she is. You'll see how
poor Juliet will act when she finds that
she must marry Paris.''
"Poor thingn'
"Then her charming old father
comes in and rants around, while
Juliet nearly has fits. It's splendid!
Then Juliet will go to the friar, and he
matches up a splendid plot to save her,
and unite her and Romeo. She has to
pretend she's dead, and they put her
in the tomb"
Chow horrible!'
"Isn't it?" I wouldn't do it for any
fellow"
Nor l."
"Now, we'll have the potion scene.
It's real good. How do you like that
blue and pink bonnet in the fourth row
ahead of us?''
pretty WE'LL"
$50 do H.
'Now, this is grand! Juliet is
sleeping in that tomb. Romeo thinks
she's a sure enough corpse, and he
come to kiss her farewell before he
poisons himself. so that he can join
her in glory. Then Paris appears,
and Romeo pitches in and kills Paris.
Then he breaks open the tomb, and
goes on awfully over Juliet.''
Poor fellow!"
Eyes. Then he takes poison, Just
as Juliet comes to, and there is poor
Romeo full of poison; and don't sup
pose there is such thug as a stomach
pump in the whole kingdom. So
Romeo dies in Juliet's arms, and she
kills herself with his dagger; and there
all three of them are, with their toes
turned up"
"Oh, Kit! How perfectly awful you
are! I think it's dreadful. 1t don't
end a bit right
"No, it don't. But you take the last
one of these chocolate drops to nibb!e
at while the play goes ON. Lovely
play, isn't it?"
"Splendid."
II think SO, too; only there's little
! too much gore"
"Oh, Kit!'
"Well, there is. There; the curtains