The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-20
BRIGHT BITS.

He (vaguely)-Wonder what those strange
cries are, nut toward the sunset?
She danguidly) Perhaps it is the mewing of
the catboats.- Fittsbl1g Bulletn.
MISS BLEwsuDD (proudly)- My grandfather
was a Virginia TayonF. r.
Newby--Indeed Well, to be equally candid
mine was a Jersey City butcher Puck.
TOM Have you asked Bessie yet?
Tom-What did she say
Jack-Tbat she would take vanilla.-Ne,o
York HerGt7. ai4
How are you going toliet?'
1.-THE same as Smartie. He knows lust how
the race is coming out.
He does does he? Then, by lingo, I'm going
to bet Just the ether tcayel1-- Mem York Press.
DE or 1FTl3s6 eiE done brokee he lef' leg dis
mornih, nitssap said 9Fossc cd
"Howdid he comes To do that?" asked Col
White. ysa 81 o &c. 1rs
1T was his own fault, massa. Wen dis yer
darkys back was turned de wuffiess animule
ne kick nae on de head, massa, y Epoch.
INVENTOR twarmly>-Yeu needn't be stuck up
over your wealth | have Just as much to the
dollar as you have.
Capitalist Then, Why do you want me to go
into the schemeP p f4 on T
Inventor Simply because haven't as MANY
dollars as you have.-New York Telegram.
ANY ARsEx1c?" softly asked the little woman
| as the druggist came forward with his usual
| retail smile.
"YesIn > I...n4 .4.
| "Id like a quarters worth. please"
"4esm' How are you going 10 administer
"why-why, on cheese or bread, suppose.
| Isn't that the general way?'
Some give 1t in coffee.
Why, rats don't drink coffee, do they?"
''O it's for rats, Ell? Then cheese is the
| proper thing "-Erch0nge.
FARMER and his wife, who had been doing
| Central park the other day, stopped at the
| Fifth avenue entrance as they came out and
turned for last look. Nice, isn't it," said
| the wife
Purity darned fine, and no mistake he
| heartily replid. Dut
what's it wuth?N lii
wall, that hard to say, as I don't know
| what land fetcneS by the acre round here hut
| I'll tell you this: If we had this thing on our
| farm Just as it stands, wouldn't take a cent
lessen s. 600 for it, and I'd git So 900 if could
| The World.
A YOUNG MAN from Pittsburg was recently
| visiting girl in Detroit, and she introduced
| him to some of her literary friends here as she
ha leaning that way; but she will not do SO
| any more, nor will he ever come back again
| And it was a very little thing that did it. too
| She had introduced him to the presdentess of
her club, and that lady remarked to him: ,'Ah,
| you are from Pittsburg? | understand you
| have a Browning Club tlere?'
| No. he replied hesitatingly, as If not quite
| comprehending; mo, but we did have before
| the Cincinnati league hOgged Pete and put him
| in left field for the Hamburgers. Detroit FL
Press.
| Coop ADvIcE-Grandfather what
! did you do with the two nickels gave you YES.
terday?
TOMMY spent one of them for candy and
the other gave to poor blind man.
| observation-disclosures, what did you do with
| the two nckels gave you?
| JOHNNIE have got them yet.
| Grandfather-Now let me give you two little
boys some good advice. Tommy. you had bet
ter keep on the good side of johnnie. as you'll
need his assistance before you die And John
| ME you had better have as little to do as DOS
sble with Tommy when you grow up or else
he Will always be borrowing money from you. "
| -TerGS Siftngs.