New-York tribune., 1891-05-16
The TALK OF THE DAP.

Says "The Kennebcc Journals" Freddie Burke .
tweveyearoid youngster at Robinston, went TO the
woods four weeks ago with his axe and felled rock
maple and made violin out OF 1t. The other day,
for caller he executed reel while his father sixty
six years old, danced to the music in manner that
would test the powers of young fellow OF twenty
years."
Reciprocity in Ye Olden Tme.-One Of the earlier
yeomen of Bridgeton was pump maker gooa GU.
zen, but with no religious preferences' one day hS
San heard no oI1 preaching sS said the old man,
What ho s {er Deen
to ali every sabbath for a year" He pal paid Not long
after the SSya pas saSa Sa ep Of was tn the
aW them replied the old tie y Win teen %anS
them for earS."-(Lewiston Journal.
The following queer advertisement appeared the
other day in Liverpool paper Wanted Immediately
in the country a Christian home clergyman or doctor
preferred) for lady, baby and cnild The lady Is "
Incorporate habits'
@These fremen must be a frivolous set said MT;
splllkins, who was reading paper, % ras mnder con-
troll the remen played all night on the rnlhsi VIM my
didn't they go home and go to bed IKE senS1e % ,, ,t,,
instead Of rOmpng about like children ''''
ings.
rha mama ~ the Chan vessel appears variousb
s ,ha uIta.an "Etata,, "Itatla,' ]" Etats' ana
a a1talea., And in Chicago the current pronunciation
of tbe name is Ity ytay" the accent being on the ias'
syllable.
He Got There Just the same" What do you know know
about business :" asked Marketst mercnaIt et oaa
inSIv Of youth who entered in search OF employ hen
Well was the confident answer, amt ace nign & On
the tariff but Pm king high on a9dns haS & Tp sent to
niase'D They told him to hang up his hat-(phiiS
delphia Record.
.Durlng the last few weeks, remarks "o',s '1sa.
editor. "we have received at this office wild "hte
rabbit a tourfoot mountain rattesnake Win hine
rattles a box of small green snakes, numerous DoAes
of flowers and a live ktten.'
@rn st. LOUIS said dmmer ~is ,a hrm 20 WON
regular shark Not long ago he loaned some 'cs o,S
church society y for tS the n W made he Charged
Uafv when per cent Interest This refused and the
principal pbss was not spa pad to talk siR With 9TH the
" You have acted very DadiS' s'''u '"' SN
the church: .,,
SIX per cent was enough interest
q e When I the Lord looks down on the ne VIII pu'
n long black mark against your name. ,oro,, but
This staggered the old fellow for moment men os os
sudden recovering he replied When the Lora iHSS er
down on that he will think It's q o. -'''''N'o'
aid.
Cera,n Democratic admirers OF Governor Patuson VI
Pennsylvania are referring to him as the va na.
on tbe Tower, A few Of them admit privateiy 'nA.
the excellent Governor isn't very pis "a'''
but then the tower isn't very big either
At the close OF the session OF minis'erssi
corference held here in announcing the opening suD
tect for the afternoon session, state1, Una. th
fl would present paper on The Devl, .ns anu ~
ont Intending any Joke thinking OF tne n4S i o.
ness OF the thing, / added Please DC PryhP. u, asd
tendance for Brother H has carefn1y PI.spsrs,r
paper and is full Of his subject Imagine my h mn
when an uproar OF laughter reminded me Oh Lo ouM
happy wittfcism had blundered into neve SOt IND
make Brother H believe IL was unlheenlion"r NV
II was--(Homiletic Review
When the scotch-Irish Congress opened IN Lows.
Vile. Ky. the other day. there were on the platform
eleven college professors. five editors, four supes
Court Judges fifteen distinguished divnes anu no e"
OF great bankers and merchants.
prominent official at Tabrcez, IN the course OF s s
al+ercston with an English gentleman, calied ~
adversary liar. The result was challengc' "AAN
seemed TO the Persian pIeposterous -. H.,
~ fight ~ said he. "What shall hght tor'
only called him liar.' -, o.o IA
! 5Wellp said the gentleman who took the noto ~ ~
him. he SAYS you will have 20 fight him; tnetc ~ ~
way OF getting out OF it, II will never 90 70 eaA -
English gentleman a llar.'
aBut I say won't fight replied the o'her'
Then you must apologize ,....,,o,s
"Apoogze What does he mean by apoosIh.nls, l,rv
.Why, take II all back, and say that you aIes
that You called him liar. That Is what II @ i,ri
rs that all ~ replied the Persian. "of coutse 7
apologize; I'll say whatever he wishes me 70 M Ms on
lied when l called him liar. l am Iar, @ sno aoes GO
he want me TO say 7"-(" Persia and the fersAn''