The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-10-22
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toe editor oar fss3efs demand soms
,hise spiey We'll. ss,l The man With the
mahnecii,.t. ills story "a sboui cinnss
men brsf
- TIE Oldest iahsb,i,ot Tourisi-Hos
long have you been arius here. ny friendf
saiise- Il tibet bis bill ever thar
Tepnsl - Yes Native Wal. tbs, vS ytre
When cane ysre
-Lruiie Geology sammsf iouih-fon
are up % geology CAP You tell me vhs.
llad a rocks these are We are sitting oo'
Bosi0r Girl TO The upinsaged they are
inp, &c TOE engaged they are gneiss.
Look here, said 40 excited msn TO =
drussist. you gave me morphine Tor quiz.
ins tbs nsornlagl is that sol replied the
druggist Tben you owe me % cents
Tbs,'s the difference 10 the price.
Mes stuyyesssi Il have been shop
pins 20 day, papa. and ! wish you'd sr,
rspge 20 be al boGe when the things come
have ordered everything G. o. ID. Mr..
Is. -Ah. yesl understand; that means
Cali on Dad
NO Dry Goods Measure: Young
HouseSife-l thing we'll have some cells
for the fret eoafsr. cook Cook How
much shall grif Yong Housewife OBJ
about three yards will DO. should think
AT the Seaside; Msnd What are you
readinsY pimmie - A Man without =
Couatry lt's such PAINFUL story. Maud
(looting dttsrily up and down the beach,
III isn'i hall IS painful as a country with
onl m.b.
LATHE James ,iour and bali years old.
WAS poiniios out a Gov 10 play mate. See
the bell around her neck he said, do you
know what thsl is iofY Thst's what she
rings when she wants 10 tell the cali that
dinner is ready.
So His was the greatest accomplishment:
Yes, my wife Ia learning Delsarte. my
daughter 10 learning elocu,ion. aud my boy
~ learning the mandolin, Oh. We shall
room be The most accomplished family in
town. Wei What are you learning. pray
10 end ire.
Nov, Freddy, said DR.. Keneep. alter
prescribing Tor fredjy's little sister, sup'
pose YOU take dose OF this medicine.
No, ar. ropIied Freddy. decidedly; there's
nothing the matter with me, aud you ant
going % run upa big bill against pspa on
my acoouoL
-Mesenger boy On Chicago is this
Mr.. Calumet's house? Well, the tailor
sen, ms erouod with this Goa, TO have him
Try il on. Servant - Mr. Calumet Is not
Ia The city. Messenger boy When xill
he be b.ck1 Sstvsn,--I don't know. He's
gone mp on the roof.
Above the Snow Line: lat Chicago
hotei) Il wish you would have ono OF the
boys take my oyercoat mp 10 my room and
show me the way Clerk Il would advise
you to put il 90. cir il yon are going TO
you room. lis one the top floor, and you II
need !, before you get there.
- Retibntion. She - You are very de
pressed. di INT know you cared 80 much
for youf uncIe Hell didn't but / VAS
the means Of keeping him Ia IN insane
asylum the last year of bic life. and row
tha, he bas lett ms 81 bis m0u,y, I've go.
~ prov tbst be- Vas Of snuad mind.
-Dad.tag the Iaeytsble Mrs DEVON
-Pt.hsm cur pHsft lss composed little
potm ou psa,rce Shall ! III you up =
little 10 ls,sof Nj, Dv~son-ls be going
g. re~di9 Mr.. D,sson Yes, dear. Mr..
Deutou Jnst puil the comforter oytr my
head. sill your tbiuk ! feel drsf.
aguosiic q, fued: What Is 40 sg
ncs,ir1 .ktd X Ito. Who ". reading
scmtlliaR by Huxley. 40 ,snosic. re.
pltet ii. tnelr G-ptze. Ia nan who
loudly a. cisrea thst be knnss nothing and
peis n,ad aud stu-es yen II you believe
him. H. ssys be doe-Ht kho~ rnytbing,
but be realty believes he knows evny,i ing.
- Architect "A modern seaside cottage
haili 90 this plan would cost you $1,000.
Milliura.re tisguslsd) That nigh, do
lot dog hrpnrl Afehi,tei lxi,h rare
pfessl e. 81 mtpd shas ing another pisnl--
Yee. sif, list MAS my idea. II would DO
for lbs dos tsunrL Here is the plan Tor
The g uAes i,eif ahich can be built, !
thiri. ior sbout sl01 600
50 Ma teal Prodigy teacher 10 one Of
,bs T. " Oh schools Vas drilling the
cbll DE- 10 uusie What does |, mean
vbca 1tu s-e the letter q over bar or
sss,Y she sskej Forte. answered one Of
The tupis Anj Shst does the character
"a ueeif There was shoii Period OF
deep thrugbtfainess un ID. part OF the