News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1891-02-12
ALL SORTS.


The Kansas legislature has 115
farmers and but three lean, lank.
lonesome lawyers.
Statistics show that about thirteen
per cent. of all railway accidents in
the United States arising from deraii-
ments are caused by defective frogs
and switches.
4 Cure OR CONSTIPATION AND HEADACHE
Dr. Silas Lane. while in the Rocky Noun
taius, discoyere a root that when combined
with other herbs, makes an easy and certain
cure for constipation. 1t is in the form of
dry roots and leaves, and is known as Lanes
Family Medicine. 1t will cure sick-headachc
For the blood, liver and kidneys, and for
clearing up the complexion i does wonders
Druggists sellit at cents a package.
Salt is cheaper in some parts Of
Kansas than plastering sand. At
KanapOlis it is selling at from 81
to 81 per wagon load.
The latest fad in gentlemen's silk
hats is a black Jet buckle in the
bow of the band.
A SAFE INvEsTMENT-Is one which is guar
anteed to bring you satisfactory results or
in case Of failure return of purchase price.
On this safe plan you can buy from our ad-
vertised druggist a bottle of Dr. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. 1t is guaranteed
to bring relief in every case, when used for
any affection of throat, lungs or chest such
as consumption, inflammation of lungs, bron-
chitis. asthma, whooping-cough, Group, etc,
etc. 1t is pleasant and agreeable to taste,
perfectly safe and can always be depended
upon. Trial bottles free at A. o. Gates drug
store.
The farmers alliance has 116
papers in Kansas-one to every
county, with ten to spare.
The French five and ten centime
pieces are hereafter to be coined with
holes in them, like Chinese currency.
ASK Your FRIENDS ABOUT IT.-Your dis
tressing cough can be cured. We know it be-
cause Kemp's Balsam within the past few
years has cured so many coughs and colds
in this community. Its remarkable sale has
been won entirely by its genuine merit. Ask
some friend who has used II what ne thinks
of Kemp's Balsam. There is no medicine 50
pure, none so effective. Large bottles SOC
and 81 at all druggists
During the forty-nine years Of his
life the Prince OF Wales has drawn
SIG, 100000 from the public treas
ury of Great Britain, and his debts,
it is said, now amount to about
100000.
A receiver has been appointed for
the Commonwealth Mutual fire-insur-
ance company of Decatur, Ill. Liza
bilities 100000.
MERIT WINs.-We deslre to say to our citi-
zens that for years we have been selling DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills Buckcns Arnica Salve
and Electric BitteTs, and have never handled
remedies that sell as we'll, or that have given
such universal satisfaction. We do not hest
tate to guarantee them every time, and We
stand ready to refund the purchase price if
satisfactory results do not follow their use.
These remedies have won their great popu-
larity purely on their merits. A. o. Gates,
druggist.
Three-fourths of the letters that
are received at the world fair head
quarters at Chicago are from persons
who want employment.
A bill has been introduced in the
legislature of Indiana providing that
any man who shall be proven
guilty of whipping his wife shall him
self receive sixty lashes and that
the public shall be admitted to the
jail-yard to see him whipped.
BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE.-The best salve
in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers.
salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands,
corns and all skin eruptions, and
positively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded. Price - cts. per box. For
sale bv A. o. Gates, Morrisvie.
1t is estimated that in 100 cents
there is about seventeen cents worth
of metal, and in twenty nickle five
cent pieces there is less than eight
cents worth.
The senior proprietor of this paper has
been subject to frequent colds for some
years. which were sure to lay him up il not
doctored AT once. He finds that Chamber
lnins Cough Remedy Is reliable. 1t opens
the secretions relieves the lungs and restores
the system to healthy condition. lfireely
used as soon as the cold has been contracted.
and before it has become settled in the
system. it greatly lessons the attack and
often cures in single day what would other
wis" have been severe cOld-Northwestern
Hotel Reporter, Des Moines, Iowa. so cent
bottles for sale by a. o. Gates.
Adrian Holbert, one Of the best
known and oldest residents OF Goshen
was fatally injured by the cars at
that place Thursday night, his sleigh
being struck by train.
DEANS RHEUMATIC Pulls, are a sure cure
for all forms of Chronic and Infamatory
rheumatism and Neuralgia Entirely vege-
table, always safe
The largest olive oil factory in
hf. al 10 T
GuiIicos, in Sonoma county, Cal
The plant will cost $250,000. The
company has sixty acres OF six-year-
old trees and is planting 700 acres.
A Good Record. 81 havesold Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy for ten years. says druggist.
L. b. Legg. of Vail, Ia. and have always
warranted it and never had a bottle returned.
During the past 90 days l have sold twelve
dozen and it has given perfe satisfaction
in every instance" 1t does not dry up
cough, but loosPns and relieves it. 1t will
cure a severe cold in less time than any
other treatment 80 cent and 81 bottles
for sale by A. o. Gates.
Mr. and Mrs. Fall have petitioned
the Massachusetts legislature to
change the law fOrbidding contracts
between man and wife Both are
members of the bar, but can not be
law partners under the existing
statutes.
gentleman in Union County, Mo, who
is too modest a man to have his name
mentioned in the newspapers, was cured
of rheumatism by ChamberIams Pain Balm,
after trying other medicines and treat
ments for thirteen years so cent bottles
for sale by A. o. Gates.
The Central Christian Advocate,
one of the official church papers Of
the Methodist Episcopal church, is
for the statement that the
entire circulation of the weekly
church paper is less than 100000
NELLIE QUINN.
BY J. E. TOWNE.
Ny name is Nellie Gunn.
And my race is nearly rum
For | firted, for fiirted.
They sent me off to school
They said | was no fool,
But ! hirted, but flrted.