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head when it became known that a
silver-gray fox had been seen a mile or
two up the gully.
"Of course that set the whole trap
ping fraternity wild, and it seemed as
though they could neither eat nor sleep
until they had taken that silver gray; for
not only would the pelt bring big
price, but they were afraid John Tur-
key would capture the prize in spite of
them.
so they set traps for him, and had
spies watch John Turkeys movements
and keep tab on his tracks. One of
these spies was a lcw-down Indian
who would have sold his soul Tor !. drink
of rum AS he was able to get more
drinks out of white folks tnan of the
Indians he was usually found serving
as cats paw to the whites, who were
mean enoughsso use him. Of course
he was cordially hated by all the In
dians Finding that the silver gray
r.as not to be caught in traps, the
r.:ite trappers put out their hounds.
aud sconred every runway for miles
arps1d Although they took plenty 81
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1Ff fEf 9E ~ $3.50 <1tt OOCJ.
your sufferings from Catarrh.
That is, if you 60 about it i'll the
right way.
There are plenty Of wrong ways,
that perhaps you've found out.
They may relieve for time, but
they don't cure.
Worse yet, they may drive the
disease to the lungs. You can't
afford to experiment.
But there is a right way, and a
sure way, that does cure. Thou
sands of otherwise hopeless cases
have proved it. It's with DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. By its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, it permanently cures the
worst chronic cases: Catarrhal
Headache, "Cold in the Head y
everything catarrhal in it's nature,
is cured as if by magic.
| It's way so sure that the pro.
prietors of DR.. Sage's Remedy
offer, in good faith, $500 for q
case of Catarrh which they can
not cure.
If it's sure enough for them t.
make the offer, it's sure enough
for you to make the trial.
| They risk $500. What do yoa
risk?
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
8oUTONNlERs AND TROUSERS.
The Limited Stock in Trade of Young
Man of Fashion.

q
Man of Fashion.
1t apparently takes very little for a
young man to make hit when he dis.
plays himself at a summer hotel.
Il had very successful tep days OF
it down at the Branch said rather
ordinary-looking youth to friend tho
other day.
Did you strike 'em in the old way?"
asked the friend
Yes" was the reply. 'Just bouton-
nieres and trousers: nothing more.
An outsider inquired what was meant
by this.
Caught the girls on boutonnieres
and trousers, you know" said the
young man. ''Ihere isn't any use of
chap with small income to at
tempt to go the full limit at place
like the Branch, can't go it blind on
the hotel and wardrobe both, so I study
out the thing so as to get all can for
my money.
First. get the cheapest possible
room in fashionable hotel. You NAV
as we'll stay at home as go to a second
class house if you want to join in the
real heightened gayeties of the place
well, after l get my expense of
board fixed, then must turn my atten-
ton to my wardrobe. Now, you must
know what seashore wardrobe means
if you do the swell thing all through.
Variety is absolutely necessary.
1T is the kaleidoscope young man
who plays the large part in the summer
A nd hof ohop Oh
to compete with some of the winners?
None. So what do do? Why, work a
grand fake--a careful game of bluff.
And l do it with trousers and bouton.
nieres. That's the result of a long study
on my part.
II can get just as many effects with
ten pairs of trousers as can with ten
full suits, and I can buy beautiful
trousers at IS a pair by getting the cloth
at a wholesale place and having my
little tailor to make them for me.
Then | want black cutaway coat
for evening and a blue serge sack for
ordinary wear. The blue serge sack is
the daisy. Every time put a fresh
pair of trousers with it I'm really q
brand-new figure. 1 have an extraor-
binary number of trousers and am one
OF the weakest men with all the rest OF
my apparel that you ever saw.
Now. to draw attention from the
blue sergeness Of my coat, utilize the
boutonniere. There's nothing like q
bunch Of flowers to burnish up coat
and make it look as though it had lust
been sent home.
Now, there's my way of getting on
economically, and bet cut bigger
hgure on less money than any one you
know. Did the girls admire my style?
Well, now, my friend, the feminine en-
thusiasm / created was the subject OF
much remark. don't mind telling you
that there was one, a perfect blonde,
that am all but engaged to as q result
of my ten days outing.
And what do you suppose the young
lady first remark to me was after we
were introduced?
She said: DO you know that your
trousers are poems? Now, doubt
very much If ever should have at.
tracted that girl if had been careless
OF the condition and quality Of my
trousers.
And others have attracted. I am
quite sure, BY the freshness and variety
OF my boutonnieres really have
nothing to complain Of. I have sue.
ceeded IN passing 9 gay ten days, and
uid # as economically a. : gentleman
making any claim to fashion could hone
to"-ut tea IN. " Observer. n.
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tured to put to him, on the occasion OF
his first visit to my fathers home, at a
moment when father and mother had
left the room. Father had often told
ME the story ''second-handed," but !
had longed to hear it from the Judges
own lips, and therefore improved my
first opportunity to draw it out.
AS mother entered the room, bearing
a big pan filed with clearly wiped
Northern Spies" Rhode Island
Greenings' and "Russets," followed by
father, with a basin Of cracked butter
nuts, the judge said:
james, you've heard me tell about
John Turkey, the prescribed man,
haven't you?'
Yes, years ago, but I've forgotten q
good deal about it," replied father, as
he and the judge settled back in their
rockers, and were helped by mother to
plate of apples and nuts.
well, you see it was in very early
day, when Rochester was a mere vii
lage, and the country around was a
wilderness, full of big game and In
dams. l was the first Judge who ever
held regular court in that district, and
it was far different thing to make the
= rounds of my circuit then than it is
now, | can tell You. 1t was question
Of getting a thin horse and thinner
saddle bags between thick trees, while
now, with good many judges, it's a
question of family railroad passes
nore's the pity
up to that time the whole popula-
ton, Indian and all, had, so TO speak,
been a law unto themselves and,
naturally. it sometimes came little
hard for them at first to take their law
from statutes ami decisions. But they
all had to come to it-that is, all ex-
cepting John Turkey!
You see he was half Indian, his
father being white trapper and his
mother squaw. the daughter of the
chief of the most powerful tribe in tina,
part of the country.
He was quiet fellow and was sci.
dom seen in the settlement save when
he came to market his furs and buy
provisions and ammunition.
straighter or more powerfully built
young fellow | never saw; and he bore
the name of being the most successful
trapper and hunter in that section
That fact, together with his Indian
blood, no doubt made the white trap
pers very jealous Of him. At any rate
there sprang up lively strife between
Turkey and the leading white trappers
as to who could secure the most val
liable and largest mum Der Of pelts.
LAS time went on they drew the lines
tighter and tighter, until there was q
good deal Of feeling in the matter, al
least among the white trappers; an6
subsequent events went to show that
Turkey was just as much interested as
his competitors. The strife came to q
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THE MOTTO IN A WEDDING RING

a lover gave the wedding ring
Into the goldsmiths hand.
Grave me-" he said, IA tender thought
Within this golden band
The goldsmith graved,
With careful art:
Till death US part"
Ths wedding bells rang gladly out,
The husband said: "Oh, wife,
Together we will share the grief,
happiness Of life.
] give to thee
My hand. my heart,
Till death us part"
Twas she that lifted now his hand
20 love, that this should beD
Then on it placed the golden band,
And whispered tenderly:
Till death us join,
Lo, thou art mine
And am thine!
And when death joins we never more
Shall know an aching heart;
The bridal of that better love
Death has no power to part.
That troth will be
For thee and me
Eternity"
so up the hill and down tie hill
Through fifty changing years.
They shared each others happiness
They dried each others Tears.
Alas. Alas.
That deaths cold dart
Such love can part.
}ut one sad day she stood alone
Beside his narrow bed;
She drew the ring from of her hand
And to the goldsmith said:
ION, man who graved
With careful art,
Till death US part
Now grave four other words for me:
Till death us join" He took
The precious golden band once mora
With solemn, wistful look,
And wrought with car
For love, not coin:
Till death US join
Dublin Freeman's journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

iow's that razor gave you Isn't
u dandy?" 1T is indeed Pretty and
dull. IN. Y. Herald. {.
Have you heard the eight-year-old
violin virtuoso?'' 20, yes. Twelve wears
ago IN Vienna "-Blatter und Bluthon.
! An Oregon man wants to trade a
mule for wife. Some men never know
when they are we'll of. Texas Siftinps.
AT tho Seaside. -Gracc-.sC Charley
had an idea floating in his head the
other day" Belle-.'No!" Grace-''Yes;
the doctor told him it was only water on
| the brain, though. IN. Y. Ledger.
-Grecn-Eyed -Fannie-.'I
wonder what makes Harry stare at me
50 much?' Minnie-.'I've heard him say
That he is lover of works of art"-
Yankee Blade.
-Suitor-'I have come, sir, to ask
You to give me your daughters hand. .
Paterfamilias-'Why, sir, when l last
saw it, It was in your possession
Harper's Bazaar.
Ethel FISHING for compliment)-
wonder what he saw in me to fall in
love with" Clarissa 'That's what
,st'J ooAy Bays. DuG men are curious
creatures, dear."-N. Y. Press.
Young Bohrer (difidently) Eyes,
Miss Lucy, they do say that am clever
at baseball" Lucy (yawning) II
should so (yawn) dearly love to sec you
make (yawn) home run. Pittsburgh
Bulletin.
-"I told DR.. Wray the other day
that believed was the only living Elk.
ample OF his patients '.Was he en-
barrassed?" ''Not bit; he acknowl-
edged it." "What did he say?' "Said
he was sorry to say I was '-Elmira
Gazette.
1t Will Be Chilly for Him.
(sho wants to propose) ISIS Scadds,
let us go out on the porch. Shall I get
your wrap?" Miss Scadds-''T Thanks,
but shan't need it You might put on
your overcoat, however. Epoch
-lnquiring Youth-".Pa, what word
coined?" Pal can't tell you, my son.
but if you'll just listen when your
mother and l get into an argument
you'll hear it She always has the last
word. Chicago Herald
Young lady to clerk at drug store
Can you give me ten cents in exchange
for a dellar?" Clerk trying to be
funnyl-''Do you want common sense?''
Young lady-:'O, no, Iwoulcn't ask you
for what you haven't got"
One of our exchanges says that a
little Boston boy. ct whose house there
was new baby, WAS asked if it was a
girl baby. The little fellow hesitated.
Il have not made up my mind, he said,
whether it is proper to say girl baby
or baby girl
| Room at the Top. = Ambitious
Youth-"Do you know of any way by
which young writers like myself can
make money in literature?" Magazine
Editor-"Um-there is one" 81 am de.
lighted to hear that" Keep news.
stand
.--Crusty Bachelor latter silent half.
hour Of piano agony)-"Miss Florella,
should think you would hate to be SC
ar behind the styles" Florella (get.
ting red)-'What do you mean, Mr..
Tart?" Crusty Bachelor-"Why. I saw
in some fashion paper that now short
bangs were all the rage" baltimore
American.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
A CoURT,NG.RooM NEEDED
There IL q Lack of Places Where Courtih,
Can he Done. ~.

There 10 q Lack of Places Where Courtit,s
Can he Done. ~.
Have you ever been H. house where
there is a couple counting? It is most
trying. You think you will go and sit
in the drawing-room and you march off
there. AS you open the door you hear
a noise as if somebody had suddenly
recollected something, and when you
get in Emily is over BY the window.
full OF interest in the opposite side Of
the road, and your friend John Edward
is at the other end of the room with his
whole soul held in thrall by photo
graphs of other peoples relatives,
90 you say, pausing at the door, Il
didn't know anybody was here
20, didn't you?" says Emily, coldl,.
in a tone which implies that she does
not believe you.
You hang about for a bit; then you say:
tits very dark. Why don't you light
gas?"
John Edward says: 20, hadn't no.
ticed it, and Emily says that papa does
not like the gas lit in the afternoon.
You tell them one or two items of
news, and give them your views and
opinions on any current question; but it
does not appear to interest them. All
they remark on any subject is, ''Oh, y
''Is it?'' Ibid he?" YES and "You
don't say sop And after ten minutes
sof such style of conversation you edge
up. to the door and slip out and are sur
prised to find that the door Immediately
closes behind you. and shuts itself with
out you having touched it.
Half an hour later you think you will
try cigar on the piazza. The only
chair in the place is occupied by Emily,
and John Edward, if the language Of
clothes can be relied on, has evidently
been sitting on the floor. They do not
speak, but give you look that says
all that can be said in civilized COM
munity, and you back out promptly
and shut the door behind you.
You are afraid to poke your nose into
any room in the house now, SO, after
walking up and down the stairs for
awhile, you go and sit in your own
bedroom. This becomes uninteresting,
however, after time, and SO you put
on your hat and stroll out into the gar
den. You walk down the path, and as
you pass by the summer house you
glance in, and there are those two
young lovers huddled together in one
corner of it, and they see you and are
evidently under the idea that for some
wicked purpose of your own you are
following them about.
why don't they have special room
for this sort of thing and make people
keep to it??' you mutter, and you rush
back to the hall, get your um brella anf
go out. Albany Argus.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
A Throat
and Lung
Specially.

dAu Lungs Call udIQ-
1y appreciate what a truly wonder
full medicine it is. The delicious
sensations Of healing, easing, clear
ing, strength-gathering and recover
ing are unknown joys. For Ger
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases..
Sugar and water may smooth a
throat or stopa tickling for a while.
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is discovery, a great Throat
and Lung Specially. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
pain, coughing, splitting, hemorr-
hage, voice failure, weakness, slip
ping down hill, where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the gulf of
despair, where there is the sickening
conviction that all is over and the
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup. It cures. You are
a live man yet if you take it. 9
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

MUST not be COMPOUNDED with common cath.
artic or purgative pills. Carriers Little Liv-
or Pills are entirely unlike them in every re-
spect. One trial will prove their superioritv,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
I@IwR,TrEH scaTR!s PAPERJ

ELL, child, l
should think I
ought to know
John Turkeys
story. TIL e r e
isn't a man liv-
ing who knows
it better, =" an
swered Judge
Hardy, in re-
Spouse to the
timid question
which T VEN
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

WOODWARD & COMPANY, the enterprising
grain men of Minneapolis, are loaning large
sums of money on wheat at per cent It
looks as though 1T would pay to hold grain
at present prices
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

:. DENTISTS are not all farmers, but they
live off the achers just the same. Pitts
burgh Dispatch
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

If you want to be cured OF a cough use
Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pike s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

You Needn't be q Shaker
To have the shakes that are produced by
chills and fever or bilious remittent fever.
Prevent them and every other form of ma
larial disease with Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, the grand fortifier and defensive medi-
cineo the age. Dyspepsia, kidney and liver
complaint, constipation, rheumatism and de-
bility are also remedied by this benefcent
medicine
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

The flowers that bloom in the spring, ira.
Ia, have good deal to do with the breach
OF promise case in the falI-Dalias News
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

''MINE is patient watt" remarked the
young doctor as he sat lonely in his Office
baltimore American
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

MONEY talks. In America it talks cents
end in France it is always franc in its ut
teranCeS
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
Just . Gentleman Thief

II seems that the word gentleman
Is subject. in one country at least, to
the misconceptions SO frequently at
tendant on the hardly-used term
"lady." The following is an instance
Of such an absurd and mistaken phras-
ing:
When we were at Port Said, in pass
ing down one Of the side streets we
missed our little guide for moment,
and as he had our parcels we looked
round to see if he had not run off with
them. Upon that we became aware of
dark, evil-looking and dirty half
caste of some kind, cutting him about
at an alley corner. We turned to give
assistance to our little friend, and the
bully left off and shufled once more
into shadow.
us that your father?' asked, guess
ing at the fact for the reason that the
boy had not resisted very much, and
now shook himself together without Of.
fering any explanation.
MY fader? No, sar,' with great
scorn. He one dirty thief-gentleman
wanting the parcels, that's ALL
'Oh, that's all, is it?'
Yes, sar, he gentleman who waits
at dark corners when Englishman pass
at night, and stab. "A Colonial Tramp.
Nothing the Matter With tho Medicine.
From your own experience with
this medicine" inquired the customer,
can you recommend it as nerve quiz
eter?''
II can, sir" answered the druggists
clerk. THE very first day 1 took a
dose of it, slept splendidly the follow.
ing night 20 Chicago Tribune
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
You Needn't be a Shaker

WE tip the scales to learn our weight
ana up the waiter to avoid a wait.-B1ng
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Carter's Little Liver Pills.
Forty pills in vial; only one pill a Dose
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
Tho Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word?

There is a 8 inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
true Of each new one appearing each week.
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places "Crescent'' on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful autographs or
samples free
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

A MAN has attained a ripe old age when
he begins to fall off.-N. @. Picayune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
: W |IEA |
and COARSE GRAIN
sraAxI THIS PAPER .,eu tim. Ieu Win
ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy Of its. kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
it's action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in 5Oc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22
''GGPnlan
Syrup

Those who have not
used Boschee's Ger
man Syrup for some
severe and chronic
trouble of the Throat
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-22

But poor James Few was not the
only one who suffered from his un-
selfish desire to help his fellows. The
little property which his domestic
virtues had enabled him to accumulate
was confscated and his aged parents
were obliged to end their days III an
almshouse.-N. Y. World
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-11-21
Pneumatic Tiafi Tubes.

The question of the introduction OF
the system of transmitting mail by
means of pneumatic tubes in some OF
the large cities is one which the pest
master general still has under careful
consideration. although the prospect OF
4 practical test is not bright. II it were
not for the great expense Of Introducing
the system the experiment would bc
tried 1t once in New York. brooklyn
arl Chicago, but engineers WHO huvc
investigated the subject estimate that 4
sys.cir of tubing even for experimental
would cost between 81. 0oo.0 900
and sl.50O.t COO, and that an effective
system embracing all the important
branc,, stations in New York and
Brooklyn could not be constructed ut 4
less cost than $1,000. 600. 1t is feared
the project will have TO be abandoned
on account of the expense. says Elec-
tricity. The only way in which tho
great cities can sccurc the advantages
of the pneumatic tube service in the
near future is 10y private enterprise or
by urging upon congress n special apA
preparation large enough for the pur-
pose.
The British post Office has pneumatic
tubcs IN LONDON. Manchester, Liver
pool. birmingham, Glasgow, Dublin.
Newcastle and bradford. There are Isl
tubes in all, with an aggregate length
of over forty-eight miles. The power
developed by the engines required to
work :hc tubes is upward Of 5ac horse
poMer.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-11-21

England has produced some rare
stories of the pluck and cff.ontcry OF
her famous hlghwaymen, but for an
article of brass-b1und. double-thicls,
impcnctrablc gall in a robber. modern
America has the call. For example:
A station agent cut west was writing
at 4 table in his oElico the ether even
ing. lie sat facing an open window.
Suddenly some one outside showed n re-
volver almost against his forehead, re-
marking ut the sarie time: "ilands
up!' The Tgsnt'a lands went up.
Now drop EN-" said the gentleman
outside, take this bit Of ropc and tie
your telegraph operator there! Ny
guns watching you" The agent tied
the telegraph operator with the bit OF
rope. Then his visitor entered the Of
fee and ordered him II unlock the safe.
The agent fur=blcd At the s:fe for two
or three minutes without unlocking it.
's;ec here, young man." said the visitor,
'if you pass the combination again I'll
blow your brains ont. Ssc??' Tic
agent di:ln't pass the combination
agnin. The gcntiaruan in TIE mask
ppckctrd the cash. 3l.Gi0, told the
agent and telegraph operator he'd send
them a box OF cigars, badc them good
night and disappeared.