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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
CopTaichr $3.50

4 prompt return,
of your money, if you get neither
benefit nor cure. Risky terms FOR
the doctor, but safe and sure for the
patient. Everything to gain, moth
ing to lose. There's just one medi-
cine of its class that's sold on these
conditions-just one that could be
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It's peculiar way to sell
lt-but it's peculiar medicine.
It's the guaranteed remedy for all
Blood, Skin and Scalp Diseases,
from common blotch or eruption
to the worst Scrofula. 1t cleanses,
purities and enriches the blood, and
cures Salt rheum, letter, Eczema.
Erysipelas, and all manner of blood
talnts, from whatever cause. 1t
costs you nothing if it doesn't help
you. The only question is, whether
you want to be helped.
"Golden Medical Discovery" is
the cheapest blood : purifier sold,
through druggists, because YOU
only pay for tie good you get.
Can you ask more? ?
The discovery" acts equally
well GH the gear round. Made by
the Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, at 663 Main Street.
Buffalo, n. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
aPut Your In Ills Place.

One can never accurately gage the
trial of others without having q slight
experience Of them. A Boston minis.
Ter, one who presides over large aud
alourishing church. and lends a hand"
IN all good enterprises. was to preach
fn Providence. and spent the night be
fore with friend in q village some
miles distant. walking to Providence
Sunday morning. On the way. feeling
hungry, he stopped at house by the
wayside, rang the bell and asked the
motherly-looking woman who came to
the door if he could havo n glass OF mills
and slice of bread. "Well," she ar
swered, Il suppose you can: but it doe,
seem as though a big, stout man like
yon might earn living by work and
not beg for it," Hc has been very con.
Eiderate Of tramps ever since
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
Through the Earth's Crust.

IN eight-inch well which is being
sunk near this city by the Wheeler I'm
provement Company in a search for oil
or gas has reached, after several
months OF boring, depth of 4, 100 feet.
Both oil and gas has been struck
throughout in paying quantities. 1t
has gone through several thick veins of
coal and has traversed layers of gold
quartz, iron and numerous other
minerals.
Prof. J. C. White, State Geologist,
who has watched the drilling closely,
has succeeded in getting the Govern
ment interested in it. The result is
that after the well has been sunk to the
depth of one mile the Government will
take up the work and, under the direc-
ton of two expert officers of the
Geological Survey, drill into the earth
as far as human skill can penetrate.
The temperature aud magnetic con-
ditions will be observed as far as possi-
BILE, and by means of an instrument
constructed for the purpose a complete
record of the drilling and all dicoverIes
made will be kept. This record will
be placed in the Geological Surveys
exhibit at the Worlds FAIR, and after
ward preserved at Washington. Prof.
White and the Government officers say
this will be of one of the most novel
and important exhibits at the Fair, and
will attract the attention of the scien-
lists Of the world. - Wheeling IlteIli-
gcHcer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
FLOWER NOTES

Watch the roses; they have many
enemies on the alert and even if the
bowers bloom the foliage may be
quickly spoiled by neglecting to watch
for signs of thrip, or aphis, or slug.
Vjcks Magazine for June, has a
beautiful colored plate of Rose Clo-
tide Soupert, one of the new fhvorites,
showing its delicate coloring and fine
blooming habit.
The present dry weather necessitates
much watering OF pants. With large
yards to care Tor garden hose seems
almost Indispensable.
Little powder bellows are sold at the
drug stores witch will be found ex-
tremely useful in lighting insects. Dal.
matian powder or powdered hellebors
may be used with them and the enemI
may be conquered if taken in time.
A vine of one of the fragrant varie-
ties of honeysuckle, trained over the
window is one of the
iIxuTies of Summer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Good feeding is a very important
agent in good breeding, but it takes
quite a number of generations before
anything like new breed can he pro-
duced-in addition to much v.tchful
care.
Corlmon land plaster is excellent as
. deodorizer about stables and privies,
or to keep manure piles from sending
out their odors.
Colts should be rssed frequently
while growing up, but always lightly
until their strength ma ures. No con-
siderable weight should be placed on q
colts back until the spine i. stiff and
strong, or a hollow back will be the
result.
Some dogs do excellent work at
churning, but Chester Co., Pa, dog,
after three years of steady work, re-
fused to churn any more, and allowed
himself to be choked to death rather
than work longer. He doubtless felt
that some other dog should have his
day, and perhaps he was right.
A New York dairyman, after much
persuasion. was induced to keep q
milk record of each COW, and on SUN
ming up found that only one-third of
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease, and in order to
cure it "nu have TO take internal remedies.
Halls Ca aTTh Cure is taken internally, and
acts dire 5tly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Hairs CataTrh Cure IS no quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of the best physicians In
this country for years, and is a regular pre-
scrptiOn. II IS composed Of the best tOnIcS
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly ON the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination Of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results in cur
ing cattrrh. Send FOR testimonials free.
+. j. CHENEY & co. Props, Toledo, o.
Soh by druggists, price 7jc.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

The echo destroyer Is a New York
specialist, who is In demand for halls
and churches whose acoustic properties
are faulty. He remedies the difficulty
by scientific stringIng of wires.
A yellow hen with blue :ail is the
suhjet Of an interesting lawsuit in an
Alabama court.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Fifteen years ago there were no oranges
shipped from California, while last year
over three thousand carloads were ex-
ported.
A luminous buoy has been invented,
the light of which is produced by phos-
phuret of calcium, and is visible two and
a half miles away.
1t takes about three seconds for a
message to go from one end of the At
lantic cable to the other. This is alb mt
aevsn hundred miles a second.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

A STRANGE CasE.-Young Doctor
| was Just going around to see your
brother. How is he this morningP
Patron He Is no better.
Young Doctor - What? No betterP
That is certainly very strangei The pre-
scriptiOn 1 gave him contained over
forty things
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Hungry Higgins-Say, boss, haven't
had bite to eat for four days.
Nudge (hurrying by)--And L have
had 10 decline seven invitations to din
ner In the same period of time Funny
how things average up; isn't 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

"The policemen are getting so they
will arrest anything"
What have they done now?"
"Why, one Cf them pulled in a fire
alarm this morning.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

RAMELToN, IND, August IS. 1889
Please hnd enclosed 81 for your FlorapIex-
ion. | used one bottle, and feel ten times better
than ever before. ALICE AIpFR
FTOrdptertOn is the speedy and perInanen {
cure for sick Headache, Indigestion, Dyspep-
Sia, Blllousness, Liver Complaint, Nervous De
billy ana Consumption IL Is the only sure
cure for these Complaints ASK your druggist
for 1t, and get we'll
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

BASEBALL NOTE. E.-''There is more
growing done by that nine than by
any other"
"W hat nine is tha.?'
The canine.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Excited lady-Why don't you inter.
fere to stop that dog fight.
Bystander--I was Just a goin' to,
mum; but you kin calm y'r fears now.
My dog is on top at last. mum.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Wife-John, you often think of
your birdie during business hours,
don't you?
Hushand-I did today. A button
came off my vest.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

CRUSHED AGAIN. Editor-NVh wrote
this article.
Reporter I indited 1t, SIR, yester-
day.
Editor-Oh, did you? Well, it's bad
enough to have been indicted six months
ago. Good morning.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
The Caspian Sea Is the lowest body
of water.

When you decide to take Hoods Sarsaparilla
do not be induced to buy some substitute prep
aratiOn, which clerks may claim is 'as good as
Hoods" The peculiar merit of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla cannot be equalled. Therefore insist
upon Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Clercus: After all, honesty is the
best policy.
Cyntcus: And, like the others, you
can't collect on it until you are dead.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

The story that comes from st. Jo-
seph, Mo-, about 3-months-old baby
with a beard Is inches long is not exact
ly bare-faced lie, but it would be if it
were shaved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

First Student-You said you had a
marvellous manuscript and then show
me receipted tailor's bill
Second Student-Well, isn't that a
mary el?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

1t is surprising how many good things
a man reads in the course of an even
ing that should teach a lesson to his
neighDors.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

1t takes tramp long, long time
to break up a cord of wood; but it
doesn't takes long for cord OF wood
to Dreak up tramp.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

In Church. Ethel How harmo-
NOUS the color of everything is.
Margaret--Y es, excepting t he sexton
Why doesn't he wear stained glasses.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

A married man should always make
it rule to give lis wife an allowance.
She always has to MAKE a good many
allowances for him, you know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

That ''all gone or faint teeliag So prevalent
with our best female population, quickly sue
cumhs to the wonderful powers of India f.
finkham'S Vegetable Compound. 1t never fails
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

"Ihat's what ] call relief from an
quarter" said the tramp
who asked for a nickel and got a
piece.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

1t is sometimes safer for man TO
complete round of pleasure than 1t
is for him to make things square af-
forwards.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

"My youth has flown" remarked
the girl after witnessing the fence
jumping contest between the young
man and her pas bul dog.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Whenever two people find it neces-
sary to agree on their rights, there's
going TO be trouble.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

For every man who knows more
than lie tells, there are fifty. who tell
more thaa they know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

1t is only when he brings in his bill
that the physician dec ares himself in
favor of high heals.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

SAME OLD STRUGGLE Now, John, -
said the 7t s5imist's wife, who had per
suaded him 10 go to the circus, 81 do
hope you will try to throw aside all
care and enjoy Yourself"
4 have, Maria" he peplied as he
gazed at the contortionist; "but there
il is again, the same old struggle to
make both ends meet"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Who was the author of the saying,
'There is always room at the top?"
The hotel clerk, believe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

The watch is no longer an emblem OF
modern labor, 1t works twenty-four
hours a day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

II all the people knew what they
were talking about there wouldn't be
nearly so much said as there is now.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

He-Well. it is growing late; fear
l must go.
She-Oh, stay little longer and see
the sun rise.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Jiahilcted with soreeyes uso DIR. Isaac Taomp.
sontEye-water. Druggists sell at 80. per oortis
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

CHEAP G.-AnXiOus Man,
ma--Litte Dick is upstairs, crying
with the tOothache.
Practical Papa--Take him around to
the dentists.
'I haven't any money!
''Y on won't need any money. The
toothache will stop before you get therp."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

FITS: Al Fits stopped rree Dy Or. Kline Grss
Nerve hestorer. No FITS afeer nrst days nse- Mar
Nelous cures 1reslse and 81 trial bottle free to
FIJI cases sendio Dr hlInesSl Arcn 81. PnllA, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

''Spesking of work." said Bloggs,
''it takes a blacksmith to make
felloe-tired."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

An italian has invented a new fuel
prepared from Ignite. 1t has been sat
sfactorily used for running locomo-
tiyes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

When a man pulls down the shafe
and jerks it off the roller he gets cur
tain lecture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Car of Russia Just out of bed)-
What has become of my undershirt?
Valet - Please, your Majesty, the
lacksmith's putting fresh rIvets in
If
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Canned food of every description is
now almost universally used all over
the world, and the srgumtnts for and
against its healthfulness have generally
srbsided. Ii is admitted that canned
goods are not necessarily unhealthful
per sc, and their great convenience
and comparative cheapness render
them very popular. Moreover greater
care is exercised by the Gamers than
ever before, so that the real danger
which attended the use of goods put
up in tin cans has been in great
measure eliminated. Nevertheless some
caution should be exercised by con-
sumers. Decomposition in animal
products often develops poisonous
alksloids, like the tyrOtoXicon which is
sometimes the cause of illness to per-
sons eating milk products or cheese,
aud cases of illness from eating canned
goods are usually to be traced to this
source.
There is also an element of danger
in salts that may be formed by the ac-
tiOn of the contents on the metal of
the can. Both these sources of danger
have been reduced to minimum bv
improved methods of canning, but it
Is idle to deny that they exist, and they
demand reasonable precaution in I.ur-
chasing and using canned goods
There are 9th + objections, such As they
are, to food in cans. 1t must be
confessed that the operations to be
witnessed in some, at least, of the ean-
ming factories are not such as to pre-
possess a sensitive stomach in favor of
canned fruit, and the women and men
who handle the fruit in g various
stages are not always so cleanly IN per
son as they might be. Good house
keepers are coming more and more into
the habit Of doing their own fruit-can-
ming, and this is much the better way
on all accounts and not usually much,
IL any, more expensive.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 6
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

HIS LAST CHOKE 81 hope you VIII
cut me down AS soon as convenient af-
ter the job is done,'' said the culprit to
the hangman.
"Why, what difference can it make 20
you alter you are 1ead?"
'Ahl my friend, you must remember
that suspense Is worse than death.n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

One stamp collection is valued at
500 600.
TwO-thirds of New York live in ten
ements.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Lydia Pmkhdm's warning TO mothers should
BE- needed by all, and Guide to Health and
Etiquette needed by every Mother and Ddugh-
ter IN the civilized world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Earth has no Joy like unto that OF
the woman who has made eighteen
calls and found everybody out.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
dUMUnOUS-

A lawsuit about a copyright is not q
bookcase.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
DONALD KENNEDY
Of RoxbuIy, Mass, says

Kennedy's Medical Discovery
cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep
Seated Ulcers of 40 years
standing, Inward Tumors, and
every disease of the skin, ex-
cept Thunder Humor, and
Cancer that has taken root.
Price, $50. Sold by every
Druggist in the United States
and Canada
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
sFeels Ten Times netter Than Erer.n

There are 27OO ties in a mile on a
railroad.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
RUPTURE.

HUOIUVE FEB. 9TH, 'gl-SOme people do
nOt UnCs not believe chat Rupture can
be cured, Know II can as was badly ruptuTsd
for - years and DIR. j. b. Mayer, s2l Arch ST.
Philadelphia, entirely cured me years ago.
Dr. Mayer also gives treatment al the Hotel
Penn. Leading, Pa, on the End Saturday Of
each month.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

There's big nackerel run on the
Maine coast.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Fsttening the birds is an important,
but not a difficult matter. The birds
are shut up in "a light, dry, but roomy
house or shed for about six weeks, and
are fed twice day on barley meal
mixed with milk, but always have good
barley and maiz by them if thew feel
hungry. They are also given milk to
drink, and roots of various kinds. with
cabbage, are allowed to them, as well
us n plentiful supply of sand. ashes.
and lime to assist digestion. They a g
kept strictly clean, and food is never
allowed to lie about and become sour.
The great secret Of turkey feeding is
to keep the birds from becoming sick,
and to kill them off so soon as the pro-
cess of ripening is completed. a hun
dred and fifty years ago the birds were
sent i'll drove5 TO London, as we have
already seen, and fattcd in the neigh
bourhood of the metropolis, if fatted
at all. La'er on a series of express
carts was established, by means of
which the birds could be delivered to
London in two davs and a night. But
now they are killed on the spot, pluck
ed and dressed, and within "A few hours
can be delivered into the poulterers'
shops.
There is another use to which the
turkey ia put, though it has nothing to
do with the question of supplying the
markets, namely, as hatcher ana
broOder. Turkey cocks as well as
hens can be trained to sit and rear any
variety of fowl, and as they cover
large number of eggs and chickens,
they can do a considerable amount of
work in this direction. 1t is no un-
common tn ne in some arts of France
TO see turkey gobbler looking after n
flock of little chickens, perhaps thirty
in number, with all the zeal and care
of an old matrOn.-Pall Mall Budget.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
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Ike Cures Group. Asthma, Colds Cstarrh, Chol
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05

Women are ticket clerks on Irish
railroads.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
Cann-s Kidney Cure In

New York has 3543 public school
teachers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-08-05
ABOUT THE FARM.
Hints for Farmers and Bus,
Housewives to Appreciate.

Eat all cold food slowly. Digestion
will not begin till the temperature of
the food has been raised by the heat of
the stomach to ninety-eight deg ees.
Hence the more heat that can be i'm
parted to it by slow mastication, the
better. The precipitation of a large
quantity of cold food into the stomach
by fast eating may, and often does.
cause discomfort aud indigestion, and
every occasion of this kind results in a
measurable injury to the digestive
function. 1ce-wate. drunk with cold
food of course increases the mischie .
Hot drinks-hOt water, weak tea, cof-
fee, chocolate, etc.-will, on the con-
trary, help to prevent it. But eat
slowly, anyway.