The Iola register., 1891-10-30
KANSAS STATE NEWS.

The late DR.. Krohn has s2,5 500 pull.
pit in Chicago.
The police court of Atchison is clean
ing up 81, 900 week.
The Solomon river is on a tear. It
has not been so high since 1883.
There was republican rally with
tin plate badges at Girard Tuesday.
State Senator King is said to have
gone clear over to the people party.
The Kingman county commissioners
keep up standing reward Of $500 for
horsethieves.
She apple crop of Nemaha county is
so largo that the fruit Is going to waste
on the ground.
The Leavenworth Kelley whisky
cure is handy 10 the soldiers home
Two old veterans are taking the treat
ment.
The bank of Alton will 60 out Of
business and the proprietor will locate
in Texas. They are afraid of alliance
legislation.
Two Kansas editors preserve the
name OF one hero: Winfield Scott Til
ton of Wakeeney and Winfield Scott
Allen of Newton.
N. B. Blanton. after whom '!Blan
tons bridge" famous in early Kansas
annals, was named, is raising big red
apples in Montgomery county.
The highest form of obituary eulogy
in Kansas now is to say: mo man
ever heard him complain" Growers
are despised and rejected OF men.
Fighting Joe Hudson's latest roast OF
ex-senator Ingalls, leaves ingalls, moth
ing else to do than to return to the
party on probation and begin anew.
Professor Snow has received petitions
from Brazil asking him to take meas
ures against a particularly vicious and
low-down variety Of ant in that country.
In the sandiest part of Kansas this
season. the editor is invited into the
country to dine on ''fried chicken,
fruits and all the delicacies OF the sea-
son."
Professor Wiley is certain that 200
pounds OF sugar can be produced from
Il ton OF Kansas cane. The early
orange is the sweetest thing tested so
far.
Atchison is also noted for fat people.
In q single block In South Atchison
there lives seven persons OF both sexes
whose aggregate weight is 1915
pounds.
The Traveller says man was in Ar
kansas City the other day who was so
large that the forty-fve pound water
melon he was carrying looked like a
goose egg.
Every Office holder in Topeka, except
the state house janitor, belongs to the
Hons" They tried to draw the lihe
at Woody Admire, but he wouldn't
have 1t that way.
\ nephew OF the late William Henry
Smith, conservative leader OF the house
OF commons, was short time since
identified with the steer interests OF
Greenwood county.
county by scratch, but left three hired
men behind to answer for the work OF
its fakirs. Wallace himself was held as
hostage for while.
The Rev. John D. Knox, the broken
banker OF Topeka, has not been wholly
lost sight of. He was the officiating
clergyman at a marriage ceremony one
night this week at Topeka.
Leavenworth has bl-chloride OF gold
club. 1t was inaugurated with con-
cert This does BOT speak we'll for the
bi-chlorids cure. When men get to-
gether and sing they are always drunk.
The New York Evening Post having
stated that Bailey Waggener COM
menced his distinguished career by
saving wood" the Champion remarks
that Mr.. Waggener saws wood yet. on
occasion.
An assistant attorney general" has
been appointed for Cowley county. His
first act was to cause the arrest OF Coun.
ty Attorney Atkinson for permitting
the Arkansas City saloons to run un-
molested.
G. W. Jones, who was recentlv de.
feated for reelection TO the position ol
grand secretary OF the Kansas Odd Eel
lows, runs as much to whiskers as PEI.
fer. Possibly that is why he was de-
feated.
Although the corn crop OF Kansas
will be something enormous, farmers oi
Wilson county have made contracts tc
ship in corn this fail and winter. Po
tatoes will also be shipped in. No rain
since July.
The engineer who surveyed the
Atchison public building site, received
his money from the government this
week, and it is said that Joe Ady has u
check in his pocket to pay for the
ground.
You are not in the swim in Atchisou
unless you have 6 o'clock dinner. Wei
Hetherington and Paddy Brown are
the only rich men in the town who
stick to the old fashioned square meal
at noon.
A Bird City bank has steam gang
pillow at work breaking up l.500 acres oil
Cheyenne county land. which will be
sown in wheat. On part of the land
red Russian wheat will be expert
mented with.
Upon the Central School grounds al
Winfield has been erected monument
to Tom Morgan, who lost his life In
saving a friend from drowning. The
monument was erected By the citizens
Winfield.
F. B. Dawes has finally found a mar
OF his size. He is having joint debate.
with "Reforner" Utley, late candidate
Of the peoples party for lieutenant gov
ernor. Utley was badly disfgured a
last accounts.
The collapse of Willie Sells show
causes great excitement in Topeka-tht
greatest since Pomeroy fell. The Sell: