The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-08
BRIGHT BITS.

BrLyIScE-I tell you what It Is, that Miss
emilax Is simply out Of sight
Wooden-Yes, I've noticed It every time I've
calied.-BostoH Coarier-JO1GrnGI.
MRS. BoLD-My husband is very Jealous. I
can't look at another man without making him
very angry. How can cure himf
Mes. sharp-Stop looking at other men -
Brooklyn CStfEen.
"coMRADEsl comradesp' he sang in the even
tide.
The Lights were low, dealt him blow.
And ''he died right by my side." -P1cR.
"BLusHER Is the most bashful man over
well, how onearsh did he ever come to get
marriedT' wv 20. g4 "a
He was too bashful to refuse. PUCK.
TIE man who looked upon his past
Was grieved and sore amazed;
II am surprised" ne said at last;
I'm simply yesterdayzed"
a --WashInoton Star.
SUES awful, isn't she2''
Dreadful"
''she hirts with everybody. except Mr.. Meke."
Eyes; why does't she firt with him.
''hes her lance, you know. "-CottIsd Sun,
Miss OLpuN-Win 1900 or 1901 be considered
as the first year of the twentieth century,
Miss Sharpe-I really don't know, but per
haps you can tell me how the beginning OF the
nineteenth century was reckoned.-SGn Jose
Times.
OLD WAR HORSE docking along the half
moonlit pGz a of the GUNNER hoteh-Hump!
this reminds me Of Shiloh.
His Companion - How is thetf
Old War Horse-The engagement seems to be
general all along the line.-Los Gdtos NeUs.
BARKEEPER Ito seedy strangerl-Say. get away
from there will you: You can't make dinner
on the lunch
Stranger Cdeprecatingly) Il am not eating any
more than the others, sir.
Barkeeper decisively)-But you eat as II you
aFs lb.fs
AND now the Sad-eyed married man
Doetb mount the hash mill stool
And call for trip4, likewise ham and
His wife's at cooking school,
Minneapolis Tribune.
PATRIorIsK-The expansion Of egotisn-''My
country" 600
Piasiarism-A lack of skill in effacing coinci-
dences.
Originality-Ieavinz an idea in the mind to
grow until you forget how it was planted there.
Kcte Fields Washington.
MorHER-Now. Johnny you must try TO be q
better boy. OF course. neither your father nor
myself expect you to be an angel in this world
but want you so to live while here that you
may become one in the next.
JOHNNY know why dad wants me to be an
Rngel-because it'll be saving on ootneS.-
ton Courier.
l cRAvED kiss with prayer and sigh,
Long. long craved, and long in vain;
AtlonEth In pity for my pain,
The lift she granted tenderly.
cannot tell the reason why
This grace, alas should prove my bane.
For now, still far more hungrily,
I'm wishing day and night tAat I
Could kiss her fifty times again.-Puok.
'LooE HERE" said the indignant passerby,
you haven't any sign up to let people know
that this is fresh paint"
NO was the nonchalant reply.
why haven't your
because il don't make any difference to us
whether people carry it off on their clothes or on
THAR hands ~ Was. inOt0n star.
TIRE OTHER DAY an Irishman from Galway
was brought before q magistrate in a certain
town in Lancashire on a charge of having six
wives. The magistrate asked him how he
could be SO hardened a villain as to delude 80
many womenf
please, your worship" said Pat, ~ was only
trying to get hold of a good ons."-Dubiin
Times