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, 1891-11-17

the first performance hsd ended. Mr.. Pr
nero is recognized by many as being the
best living writer of comedies, and that he
has the interests of the drama at heart is
shown by his attempt to start a modern
literature OF the stage.
Mr.. Pinero is a pleasant man to meet.
He is a Portuguese Jew by descent, the
original family name being Pinheiro. He
has IA delicately shaped oval face, a dark.
rudy complexion and piercing black eyes.
Theatergoers are indebted to him for that
wonderfully pleasing play, Sweet Laven-
der" which is perhaps his best. but ''The
Proligate, " Lady Bountiful," and adozen
other comedies from his pen all stamp him
as a keen student Of human nature and a
remarkably talented dramatic constructor.
, 1891-11-17
Go East, Young Man, Go East.

Reverse Horace Greeley's and go East.
You've been West long enough and need
a change. Go East and get it. Get out
of the dull routine of daily toll be it for
ever so abort a time.
See the glories OF Gotham, mark the
progress of the worlds fair, listen to the
thunders OF niagara and you will return
a gayer aud wiser man. The fact still
remains that on the llth of October the
Burlington put in effect a new schedule
giving Cheyenne direct connection with
all Eastern cities. Best time to Lincoln,
Omaha, Peoria. Chicago. Kansas City,
St, Joe, st. Louis. .. E. CORNISH,
Agent.
, 1891-11-17

Swindlers in gems nave grown SO expert
that by chemical means they can trans.
form a yellow or off COLOR diamond into
a genuine old mine stone' from East
India. So large have been the frauds that
NJ Guillot, a French chemist, has declared
that more than 5000, 900 worth of whit
ened" diamonds have been sold in Berlin
alone at 80 per cent. above their value. He
recommends diamond merchants to insist,
when purchasing diamonds, on a test bath
of alcohol. That is a solvent of a%niline.
which is the basis of the process for making
diamonds more brilliant.
, 1891-11-17

1t will cost you nothing and will surely
do you good. if you have a cough, cold,
or any trouble with throat, chest or lungs.
DIR. Kings New Discovery for consump-
ton, coughs and colds is guaranteed to
give relief or money will be paid back.
Sufferers from la grippe found it just the
thing and under its use had a speedy and
perfect recovery. Try a sample bottle at
our expense and learn for yourself Just
how good a thing 1t is. Trial bottles free
at A. Z. Roede's drug store. Large size
so cents and 81.
, 1891-11-17

selected to represent the United States.
1t is said that an invitation was sent to
Mr.. Edwin Booth some months ago, and
that those in charge were waiting for al
expression of opinion from the dramatic
profession in this country before inviting
other Americans.
1t is perfectly proper that Mr.. Booth
should be asked to attend the exhibition,
but, much rs it is to be regretted, ad-
vanring age and illness Ia robbed him
as they rob all men sooner or later-of
much Of his force aud skill, and the task
of showing to foreigners the best of Amer
, 1891-11-17
Cheap Rates 10 Denver.

Those desirlRg to visit Denver will soon
have a splendid opportunity.
The mining congres will be held in the
Queen City Nov. 18th and 18th. and a
great many will want to visit Denver and
vicinity about this time. To accommo-
date these people the Union Pacific has
made a rate of one fare for the round
trip. Several days limit will be given on
the ticket, and the return portion will be
good for stop-over privileges. For dates
OF sale OF tickets, limits, etc. apply to G.
w. Sweet, agent Union Pacific system.
, 1891-11-17

tne urhfna was
m AIDE about a
week ago in Lon
don by Arthur w.
Pinero. Printed
copies OF his new
play" The Times"
were given to the
critics the day be-
fore its produc-
ton, and a book
containingthe full
text Of the play
was handed to
each Inemb Der of
a. n-ltA-on afta-
, 1891-11-17

Worn-oth,
" run down." feeble women, need
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
1t builds them up. It's a powerful,
restorative tonic, or strength-giver
free from alcohol and Injurious
drugs. The entire system is re-
newed and inyigorated. 1t i'm
proves digestion, enriches the blood,
dispels aches and pains, gives re-
freshing sleep, and restores flesh and
strength. As a soothing ~nervine, it
allays and subdues hysteria, spasms,
and all the nervous symptoms COM
monty attendant upon functional
and organic disease. It's the only
guaranteed medicine for women.
1t does what is promised or it
asks nothing. 1t gives satisfaction,
in every case, or the money paid
for it is refunded.
That's the way its makers prove
their faith in it. Contains no alco-
hol to inebriate ; no syrup or sugar
to derange digestion ; a legitimate
medicine, not a beverage. Purely
vegetable and perfectly harmless in
any condition of the system.
, 1891-11-17
BucxIen.s Arn,cu snIve.

The best salve in the world tor cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rbeum. fever
sores, letter, chappsd hands. chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and positively
cures piles or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by A. E. Roedel, druggist.
, 1891-11-17

lean dramatic art must fall on stronger
shoulders. The idea of sending to Vienna
some one or more OF our remarkable stock
companies has been suggested and com
mended by many. The organizations Of
Apgustin DAILY, of A. NJ. Palmer, the Ly-
oeum theater company and the younger
but almost equally meritorious Pitou
stock company would probably give per-
tormances OF American plays in Vienna
, 1891-11-17
ns Robbed Boarding nou.e..

benjamin C. Hoomes, birthplace Lou
don. age twenty-seven, by profession a
journalist" Such is the police court
record of a very progressing young man
recently brought into the Jefferson Mar
ket court, New York, as a thief; and al
though his crime was robbing boarding
houses, his last landlady was quite af.
fected and sent fruit and flowers to his
cell He is polite, engaging, scholarly and
consumptive.
No policeman or court official had seen
him before, and he surprised all parties by
, 1891-11-17

The good people of Wingate, Ind, are
much scandalized over the arrest of Adolf
plus Ochletree and Mary Prudy. The two
young people are lovers and while at
church together the other Sunday evening
they tore the backs from a number OF
singing books, made a pack of cards and
played seven up. They pleaded guilty in
~ourt and were fined.
, 1891-11-17
IRE Your Children Subject to Croupa

As a preventative and cure for Group
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has no
rival. 1t is. in fact, the only remedy that
can always be depended upon and that is
pleasant and safe to take. There is not
the least danger in giving it to children,
as it contains no injurious substance. For
sale at fifty cents per bottle by druggists.
, 1891-11-17

pleading guilty.
Nevertheless JUS
tice Hogan decid-
ed to hear evil
dence, and then a
cloud of witnesses
appeared. o n g
swore that the
prisoner had taken
a dress suit and
black overcoat
from her house;
another that n
of her boarders
had missed coat,
trOusers and oyer
, 1891-11-17
A Winter IN the South.

The night school OF the Business Col.
lege will open Monday, Oct. l9.
, 1891-11-17
The Copyright Law and the stage.

The first practical test of the new inter
national copyright law in connection with
, 1891-11-17
DEATH FROM KIDNEY DISEASE

Is the unfortunate and untiuely ending
Of thousands Of the American people
annually. Oregon Kidney Tea %. K. TT
is guaranteed 10 cure all forms OF kidney
troubles. Take it in time.
, 1891-11-17

If You are troubled with rheumatism
or a lame back, bind on over the seat of
pain a piece of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. You will be
surprised at the prompt relief it affords.
Fifty cent bottles Tor sale by druggists.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05

zee me, we two resolved 10 lay for Mr..
Bear, and If he came, 10 make II hot for
him.
When night came we took our seats
on the ground In the peach orchard
and had waited for perhaps an hour,
when we heard the bears coming.
There appeared 10 be two Of them. As
they came nearer and nearer, the low
cllck.click Of our cooking guns sounded
almost together, and our pulses began
to beat quicker-that is, Mr.. Andrews
did; mine Of course were cool. First, II
black spot appeared not much bigger
than your hand, and rapidly grew
larger M the bear came nearer, until 1t
was within about ten steps Of us. Then
two guns blazed almost simultaneously
and the bear rolled over and began his
death struggles. The other bear ran
Off IA va ran toward the dead one, and
Mr.. Andrews got 40 excited that he
threw away his best Sunday hat aud
did not find It until next day. We got
bruin home and proceeded to dress him,
when we found where n whole load of
bucksnot had gone through him. Al
though Mr.. Andrews courteously tried
10 persuade me that my Winchester
bullet had passed through the small
hole made by one Of his buckshot, can
dor compels me to admit, though much
against my will, that / think he must
have been mistaken. After mature de-
liberation on the subject, | am forced TO
the conclusion that my ball must have
struck some extremely hard part Of his
body, probably his check, and rebound
ed back without breaking the skin.
+. r. A.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
Resolutions Of Respect.

WHEREAS, In view Of the loss we
have sustained by the decease Of our
friend and sister Of Excelsior Alliance,
Miss Eta Mckay, and Of the still
heavier loss sustained by those who
were nearest and dearest to her; there
fore be IL
ResOlvcd, That II Is but just tribute
TO the memory OF the departed to say
that in regretting her removal from our
midst we mourn for one who was In
every way worthy Of our respect and
regard.
Resolved, That we sincerely condole
with the family of the deceased on the
dispensation with which IL has pleased
Divine Providence to affiict them, and
commend them for consolation to Him
who orders all things for the best and
whose chastisements are meant in
mercy.
Resolved, That this heartfelt testi-
monlal Of our sympathy and sorrow be
forwarded to the parents Of our de-
parted sister by the secretary of this
alliance.
BY order of the committee.
BERNARD WARREN,
II. A. PRATT,
7. +. WICKENs.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
Take this Hint.

Among the improvements being
made on the school grounds of Hood
! River, the school board have not neg.
lected details. About week ,Or ten
days ago their attention was called to
the obscene, lewd pictures aud writing
To be found covering the walls Of the
water closets. The board took cogniz-
ance Of the matter by sending painters
with instructions to oblterate every
mark, which was done.
The paint had hardly dried when
one miserable, depaved human being,
whom God made in the likeness of
man (but what libel OH the word
manD, made 1t his particular business
TO enter the closet u4ed 10y the girls, and
leave again his autograph in some of
his choicest quotations and original
matter This same specimen of moral
cussedness has left his name and the
creations Of his accursed. debased, brute
intellect OH the walls of every water
closet to which he has had access in
town, until he has rightcously earned
the cognomen of "water-closet poet!
What God has created such morally in
flnitesimal creatures for is more than
we can divine, for, in the language of
Bob Burdette, "he wasted IL lot of mud
when he made them.n
But here is just one straight tip to
you, young man (or what ought to be a
young mani: the writer of this can pat
you on the back if necessary, for your
writing reveals your identity as plainly
as though you had left your photograph
beside your immoral scribbling. Nei-
ther can you conceal your hand, for the
author Of this has more than once had
occasion to identify your writing. The
law of this State is severe on the water
closet poet, and the school board has
asked the writer to identify you. This
once he will shield you, but when this
otiense is repeated, saltpeter will not
save you. 1t is bad enough to be a
moral stencil in the nostrils of decent
people, and making night hideous with
your blat, but when you attempt to
display your depraved nature in the
closets of the public school, you are 60
ing to run against circumstance for
which you are not looking. We are
not sure whether you have sense enough
to take hint without kick, or not; if
you have, take it. The school board
has something to say in another place.
ID
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05

NJ. V. Harrison will prepare aud for
ward m exhibit Of fruit to the Mcchan-
lrs' fnlr commencing on the 18th Ot
this month. This will form n splendid
advertisement for w, and IL ls proper
that every Que having fine specimens
Of fruit contribute 10 the good cause.
Professor Snyder has taken II upon
himself 10 give the school grounds n
thorough cleaning, and they are as neat
as possible. With clean grounds, Il
neat new fence and handsome furnl-
tuw, our youngsters should take pride
In their school grounds and zee that
they nrc kept ncat and clean.
Wallace McCamant, T.. ID. Ovlatt
aud A. Barnes, young Portland gentle
men, walked from here to Cloud Cap
Saturday, aud the two former made the
ascent Of the mountain Sunday, leav-
Ing at \ O'Clock In the morning and
getting back at that evening. They
walked In Monday.
Captain G. NJ, Noycs of the Amerl,
can burque C0lomn, Col. John Nc
Crnkon and Mr. j. V. Creighton OF
Portland, honorcd this Office with u
cnll Sunday evening. We regret ex.
cecdingly being away, nnd that we
only have their card as IA reminder OF
their visit.
ldlewilde Lodge, No. lO7, |. o. o f.,
was organized nt this place with six
charter and ten initiate members last
Saturday evening, The officers elected
aud installed were: II. j. Hibbard, n.
g.; NJ =, Watson, V. q A. B. Jones,
secretary; l.. Ncni treasurer. No mp.
pointed officers were installed. Quite
Il number Of members Of the lodges at
The Dallcs, Cascade Locks and La
tourcllc Falls were present! About
midnight banquet was given at the
Mt. Hood hotel by Mr.. George Herbert.
DR. o. ID. Doanc was the instituting
officer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
SHERIFF'S SALE.

BY virtue of an execution and order of sale
issued out of the Circuit Court of the State of
Oregon for WaSco county, on the 18th day of
August, 1891, in the suit wherein l. r. Dawson
is plaintiff. and George T: Prather and l.. H
Prather are defendants, to me directed, COM
manding me to make sale of the lands in said
execution and order of sale. described to-wit:
The south half of lots seven C7l and eight (S) in
block D of West Addition to the townsite Of
Hood River, in Wasco county. Oregon, I have
this day levied upon said lands, and on
Saturday, the 10th day of October, 1891.
At the hour of 9 o'clock P. NJ. at the court
house door in WaSco county, State of Oregon.
will sell said land and all the right, title and
interest which said defendants had therein on
the 18th day of January, 1890 (the date of the
mortgage described in the complaint in said
suttl or have since acquired. at public auction,
to the highest bidder therefor, to satisfy the
Judgment, interest, costs and disbursements
in said suit, to-wit: 81 250SS-lO0 and interest
thereon from June s. 1891, at the rate of ten per
cent per annum, and the further sum of SSS33. q
costs and disbursements, with aecruing costs
herein.
Dated August %, 1891.
n. T.. GATES,
Sheriff of WaScO County. Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
FoRKs NEAL CREEK, Aug. 30, ,oI.


EDITOR GLACIER: The following
party, consisting Of Misses Luella Tur-
ner and Lenora Henrlchs, A. NJ. Tur-
ner and the writer, and two tin pals
filled with the "bill Of fare" arrived
here at the forks Of Neal creek to spend
the sultry hours Of hot summer day.
We, the gents, indulged In fishing, and
had just finished frying dozen Of the
speckled beauties OH the fat side Of a
hot rock, when the ladies announced
that dinner was ready. We then sat
down 10 the finest assortment we ever
saw outside Of Hnight's restaurant.
There was bread and butter and chick
en-, blackberry pie and chicken, cream
cake and chicken, lemon pie, three
onions and bottle Of pickles.
After dinner we amused ourselves
trying 10 capture an otter, but did not
succeed.
At O'Clock we started on our jour
ney hOmeward. Womet with nothing
worthy Of mention until we got to NJ.
II. Corum's, where we related to him
the essence Of our trip. He then in
yited US to his orchard, where we sam
pied Of such fruit as we had never seen
before. The apples were without equal;
the plums were 80 sweet and so juicy
they were really angelic, and that
quality can only he raised OH "Corum's
Forest Home" He has some fruit that
would make fine display with "Ore-
gon OIL Wheels" When we departed
we forgot to thank him for his kind
ness, but will call again when peaches
get ripe and then thank him twice.
Thus ended day long to be remem-
bered. CORPORAL.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05

On Saturday, Nov. II, 1889, there was
q shower of peculiar shaped seeds over
an area of several square miles in the
vicinity Of Statesburg, S. G. The shower
began about 1880 q. m., and was noted
for twelve miles in one direction and
about seven and half in the other. In
the center of the district over which they
fell the ground was almost covered, the
noise made by them as they fell on the
leaves much resembling that made by
fine sleet. When examined under the
microscope these seed, like granules, ap-
peared wholly di fferent from any seeds
known to botanists of that part of South
Carolina.
In the following month. December.
1882, Huntington, Ind, and vicinity was
treated to shower of strange worms.
They were only about the fourth of an
inch in length and about the diameter of
a small sewing needle. In some places
they fell in such abundance as to cover
the snow and ice to the depth of nearly
half an inch.-St. Louis Republic.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
MARRIED.

At the rectory In The Dalles, by Rev.
Il. ID. Sutcllfle, August 29th, Miss
Edith Minna Prather to Mr.. George
Judy.
At the residence Of Rev. F.M. Aunks,
Saturday, August 20th, Mr.. Lawrence
Blowers to Miss Bertha Miilin, daugh-
ter Of Mrs. Charles Chandler, Rev. +. NJ.
Aunks officiating.
ID company, Of which Mr.. Blowers Is
second lieutenant, turned out to give
their officer and his bride II proper send
of. The young couple went to San
Francisco on the steamer, aud are ex-
peCted home next week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05

Have you seen the $1,000 antique
maple bed room set at the furniture
store?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
New MOOnR.

In former years the night watchmen
Of European towns, as they went their
rounds, called out the hour and the state
of the weather.
These watchnen were generally old
men, whose infirmlties, rather than their
fitness, made them guardians of the
night. OF one of them, watchman Of
Canterbury, Cooper, the English artist,
tells story amusingly illustrative of the
mental dullness of the class.
One night it had been raining between
the hours of the old mans rounds, fact
of which he wasignorant, having snoozed,
as usual, in his watch box. When he
started ON his next round the rain had
ceased, and the light of the moon was
reflected in many pools of water. As
the old man went along he was heard to
call out:
Past II O'Clock, wet night and more
moons lh.n usual"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
How We Killed the Bear.

EDITOR GLACIER: On the morning
of August 2S, 1891, made the startling
discovery that some bears had been in
my peach orchard the night before and
had eaten up as much as several boxes
of peaches and a good many grapes.
This was too much. l could stand it
to have bears drink out of or bathe in
my spring, but when it came to dispos-
.ng of my peaches and grapes in such a
wholesale manner, / felt it was time to
draw the line. So during the day, Mr..
r. S. Andrews having come down to
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
DIED.

At the residence Of her brother, A. p.
Hall, at the Cascade Locks, Sunday,
August 3lst, Ms, J. IL. Graham, aged
i3 years, II months aud 10 days.
Mrs. Graham came to the coast about
year ago from Newago county, Mich
igan, hoping to regain her health, but
while being temporarily benefited, dis.
ease had too firm II hold TO be shaken
OH The funeral took place here Tues
day afternoon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
THE MAILS.

Tho mail arrives rom StrnitEburp NJ II a..
clock A, NJ. Wednesdays aud Saturdays de-
parts 'iV same days ~ noon.
For Chenowrth, leaves ats A. NJ. arrives nt
Or NJ. Saturdays.
For White salmon lcavca daily NJ \ A. ".
arrives nj one o'clock T.. NJ.
From white Salmon leaves for Fuldn, Gil.
mcf, Trout Take aud dlcnwoOd Mondays. and
frdnyH
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
Sport That Il Rather Cruel.

The scorpion is bad bedfellow, and
he has n mean trick of hiding in your
boots and singing YOU when you put
them on. But you can have fun with
him after fashion. If you want to
bring out the best qualities Of scorpion
build little corral Of dry leaves or
paper around him and set fire to it at
all points. Make the circle about a foot
in diameter, so that the flames will not
touch your prisoner, When he sees the
ring of fire the scorpion will try to es-
cape, first at one place and then at an
other, but the flames will drive him
back every time, and when he realizes
that he is completely surrounded he will
retreat to the center of the ring and de
iberately commit suicide by curling his
tail over and stinging himself in the
back. So you see that nature sanctions
suicide under some circumstances in
spite of what the preachers say about it.
The scorpion teaches lesson that man
had better remember If he finds himself
in the center of n gang of Apaches.-San
Francisco Examiner.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
20 a7==aa
$40 REWARD.

The above reward will be paid for the
arrest and conviction of any person
guilty of making obscene pictures or
writing on the school house or out
buildings of this district.
The Board of Directors.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-09-05
UNION PACIFIC RAILWAY
LOCAL CARD.

FAST HOUND FROM HOOD RIVER
'No, u Express leaves NJ iIOi A. NJ.
'No, y Mall lO'3i r. NJ
WEST HOUND FROM HOOD RIVER.
'No. 7, Express ionvcH at 7I0 T. NJ
mo ], Mall b;b A. NJ,
The Irish standard., 1891-05-02

IF it is true that Emperor William has
offended nearly all the princes of Ger
many Uncle Sam may find family row
with Germany on his hands. There are
some drawbacks to the trade in titles.
But If 1t should not prove truly then
what? Why nothing Of course.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1891-02-26
An Aluminium Hand.

There is on exhibition in the window of
SEWN pharmacy an artificial aluminium
handWhich was invented by Samuel Lucas,
Of P0quetannoc, for his son, Willard A.
Lucas who lost his hand in picker in
Lucas Brothers mill This hand weighs
iess than pound, aud the fingers are 50
mgeniouSly arranged with springs that
the hand can be made TO grasp and hold
articles more firmly, it is claimed, than
any artificial hand ever yet invented.
This new metal is light, bright strong,
tough, untarnishable and unrustabie, and
specially adapted for such a use.
The nice adjustment and form Mr.. Lucas
has put into it combine art and mechanism
70 some purpose. IL is a curious as well as
useful device, and will prove such boon
TO crippled men that it ought TO bring a
fortune to the inventor. This ingenious
work Of Mr.. Lucas veriies the old adage,
Necessity is the mother OF invention. y
Norwich Bulletin.