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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
FEMININITIES.

When woman kisses a woman she does not
mean it.--4tcbiS0n Globe.
Ben Franklin never knew how to catch
lightning until after he was married-OH city
Blizzard.
The average woman likes to "No' man
awhile before she marries him.-U Washington
star.
Girls who allow sparkling in their homes
should use smokeless powder, so that the en-
gagement may not be Observation-Disclosures
american.
Frank (pleadingly)-"I never kissed girl be-
fore in my life" May Colby well, 1
haven't advertised for apprentices, have I?''-
Ne,c York Herald.
Ethel-"After marriage we two shall be one,
shan't we, George:" -"Theore tically !;
though 1 doubt if they will make out the board
Dill that way.n-NeW YOrI Sun
Had given them up.-She Gust engaged II
should like to meet your sisters" He-''You
don't suppose 1 call on them any more do
you:''-kT.
He-Won't you play the piano for me? She
1 don't play. He-Then you will sing? She
1 don't sing. He-Then you will marry me?-
Elmiru Gazette.
Soft Head-Do you think your sister would
marry me? Boy-I guess so. She told moth er
old maid.-Oace Week.
He-"What allowance do you think your
father ought to make US when we are MARI. az
She-"Well, if he makes allowance for your
faults 1 think he will be doing all that can be
expected of him. '-BroOEIyn Edqie.
Mr.. Doley Carbohydrates scadds, I in
dulge the hope of some day winning your love-"
Miss Scadds Shaking her head)-"My friends
tell me that you indulge too much .''-Epoch.
In the Solomon islands you can buy a wife for
10000 cocoanuts. and the fact that she is a
woman warrants the supposition that if you
play it right you car get her to go out and pick
the cocoanuts for you.-DetroH Free Press.
Mr.. Bacon-"So you want my daughters
hand in marriage? What have you got to sup
pert yourselves on?" Mr. Franke-''Nothing,
sir. 1 have tried my hand at everything; now
I would like to try your daughter S. ~ onkers
Statesman.
No, son, don't marry widow. She is too cal
culating and Loving by arithmetic is not roman
tic Real love should not have any more sense
than bottle of soda water suddenly tapped 1t
should sizz and fuzz just like there wasn't any
thing else on earth.-Burdette.
Laura-"I have heard, Irene, that MIR. Weet-
pit, the young board of trade broker who comes
to see you, is what they call bear" Irene
(blushing wildly "a bear, Laura? That
doesn't begin to express it. He's perfect boa
constructor. ~ Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
TO-DAY's HERALD.

In its twenty eight page edition this
morning THE HERALD furnishes the most
satisfactory evidence that can be given of
the fact that Salt Lake is prosperous al
most to the booming point. When we are
compelled by the demands of advertisers
and the requirements of the public to add
twelve pages eighty four columns-to the
ordinary SUNDAY HERALD, it may be
understood that business is brisk and
times are good" This enlargement may
also be accepted as most convincing testi-
mony If more is needed, of the fact that
the favorite advertising medium as it is the
favorite in all other respects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
A THREATENED INDUSTRY.

The rattlesnake when tread on will strike
snakes, but they understand retaliation.
Here are the JENNEs-MILLER reformers
flooding the country with statements about
the healthfulness OF perfect freedom in the
feminine breathing apparatus, and the
trightful destructiveness of tight lacing.
Do they realize the damage they are doing
to the infant industry of making and sell
ing corsets! They prate about the virtues
of their two pieced garments and their
curious unm-ntion- bles held up with gal
luses, but do they reflect on the harm they
are inf1icting upon thousands of young girls
who work in factories and support them
selves and their billiard playing brothers.
working on the band and gusset and seam
that constitute milady's stays! We trust
not.
But as we have said, even a rattlesnake
will squirm. The corsetmakers, compos-
ing an extensive business firm, in order to
show tthat young American women can
breathe whilst encased in neatly-ftting
though not bullet proof armour, have or
gained corps of plump and pretty girls
to travel from city to city in a Pullman car
dressed in fashionable attire and accom-
panied by liveried servants. They will
promenade the principal streets, sit to-
gether at dinner at the crack hotels, behave
themselves demurely and silently adver-
tise SoUEEzEM & BULGER's low pressure,
palpitating cuirass for the female thorax.
The reformers will have to attack corsets
on different ground than the hygienic.
Fashionable women win not, if they can help
it, look in their physiques like squaws, or
patterns for old gentlemens uudershirts.
The lines Of geometrical beauty are not the
angles, but the curves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

MANY man has deserted Christianity
who has not been deserted by Christianity.
Christian principles which he imbibed in
childhood, character formed by years of
Christian instruction and association.
abide with him and give strength and
beauty to his life which ought to be ascribed
to the former presence of faith, not to the
absence of it now. No splendor of char
acter developed amid the influence of
Christian society, even if the subject Of it
has always been an unbeliever, can ever
be Justly adduced as proof that the like
character could be grown and preserved
were Christianity clean gone. This is
truth which is worthy of attention, the
substance of which was uttered by DR.. E.
b. ANDREWS, president Of Brown uni
Verslty, and is the result of the close
observation of scholar of a philosophic
mind on the historic plane Christianity,
simple Christianity, is in the web and
wool of this age, and for ages past. Even
lnhdelity shares in its spendid results on
civilization and the moral and social
environments of mankind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

The news reaches US of the advent of a
son to the Princess BEATRICE, and g daugh-
ter to our American queen, FRANCES Fol-
SOM CLEVELAND. Here are two young
mothers admired on both sides of the At
lantic. The congratulations of our coun-
trymen are of course especially for Mrs.
CLEVELAND, and no better, more cordial
wish could go out of their hearts than that
the daughter may be the counterpart in
feature and character of her beautiful,
good and lovely mother
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
ABOUT RAILROADS,

Within the past few days the air and the
newspapers have been full of rumors con-
corning the probable extension of eastern
railways to Salt Lake. Some of our Den
yer exchanges talk as if it were almost sat.
tied that two and perhaps three lines would
be at once brought to this city. We like
these rumors. They are more or less an
couraging and they give the newspapers
and the citizens something to talk about i.
and then when nothing comes from them
nobody has been harmed in the least and
not dollar has been lost by anybody But
has 1t never occurred to our readers that
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
A RADICAL CHANGE OF CREED.

Within the past few years there has prob
ably been more changein ecclesiastical doc
trines and theory than in any previous
PERIOD OF ten times its duration. Indeed,
In the last two years agitation in the
churches has been rife, and effected many
moolhcatione Of old time views, planting
the religious banner on advanced ramparts.
1hls could not have been done, had not the
essence of liberation been increasing and
spreading throughout all lands. There is
abroad more liberal tendency and less
olgotry respecting individual thought and
conscience, that themselves beget the spirit
OF investigation, which is the foundation
of truth.
Perhaps the most radical change notable
in the trend of modern religious progress
is the one favored by the st. Louis Pres
bytery, relative to infant damnation. a
committee had been appointed to revise the
Westminster Confession, and it had re-
ported in opposition to the doctrine of
ELECT infants" that "aIl infants and all
other persons incapable of receiving the
call OF the Gospel are saved by the blood of
CHRIST" Here was direct and incisive
thrust at q tenet which had come down
from the days of JOHN KNOX, who held
there were infants not span long crawl
ing on the floor of hell" and which had
withstood the criticisms of generations
DIR. 5. j. NICCoLLs, who is man of
learning and one of the most devout and
eminent Presbyterian divines in the United
States, repudiated, in the debate, the doc
trine that Con had predsstined men to de-
struction, and declared his belief that all
who die in infancy are saved by the blood
OF CHRIST. His address appears to have
had decided iniusnce, for the Presbytery
adopted by considerable majority the
resolution proposed by the committee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

SPECIALIZED EDUCATION does not neces-
sarily create companionable. nor even SEN
slble women; else. by parity Of reasoning,
would all professional men be personally
charming and delightful, which undoubted
ly they all are not. A girl may be sound
Grecisn, athorough mathematician, a sharp
critic, a faultless grammarian, yet be
wanting in all the personal tact and tenn
per, clear observation, ready sympathy and
noble self-control which make compan-
ionable wife and valuable mother. Nor
is unprofessionable or unspecialized in
struction necessarily synonymous with ig-
norsnce and idleness; while a good. all
round education is likely to prove more
serviceable in the home and in society than
one or two supreme accomplishments.
Many OF US make the mistake of
oanfnnndinE education with requirements
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
THERE is secret society called Wood

THERE is secret society called Wood
men. lodge of which Is located at Sedalia,
Mo. Whilst an initiation ceremony was
going on lately, some one heard q sneezc at
window and the shutters being thrown
open, the white-robed figure of a woman
was seen making quick time over the ad-
joining roof. The lodge room is in the third
story Of building where the Masons,
knights Of Pythias, United Workmen and
other grip and password societies hold
their mystic meetings, and the greatest
CONSERVATION prevails over the supposition
that the woman has possessed herself Of all
the work" The knowledge thus obtained
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
ANTI MARRYING CLUBS.

1t is interesting to read that of society
of thirty ladies organized in Milford, Conn.
thirty years ago, pledged to celibacy, fifteen
remain. The item from which we gather
this does not state how many of the rest
died, but cruelty leaves the inference that
they were swept away by the ravages of
matrimony. 1t does say, however, that the
membership fee of $50 was put out at
interest, the per centage to go to an an
nual dinner, and the principa to be turned
over to the last survivor. Now, at 6 per
cent. the banquet fund would amount to
s54, or originally Sl.30 per plate; but we
cannot suppose these Connecticut spin
sters would indulge in dinners at
twice that rate-so we must assume
the principal has been added to, and
if compounded the interest and principal
together will make tidy sum for the
toughest of the party, the last rose left
blooming alone of this maldenly bouquet.
Perish the thought that the hope of secur-
ing the celibste isck-po would influence
any one Of the ladies to decline marriage !
The bride is too small.
In using the word toughest" above. we
wish it clearly understood it is applied ex-
clusively in a physical and bodily constitu-
tional sense. TIE HERALD has no svm-
pathy with snarling fault-finders and uni
versal "kickers" who disparage the old
maids. There are, we think, very few old
maids who are not in every respect better
than their traducers, and if it
were not possible to get any
better husbands than they, that fact alone
is excuse and explanation enough for their
state OF single blessedness. Considering
the scarcity of really good men in the
world-for there are very few of US left
the only wonder is that there are not more
societies of anti marrying ladies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

IN TIE very interesting letter from
FANNIE B. WARD published among THE
HERALD's special correspondence this
morning there is an account of some
Gillian festivities held over a house-rais-
ing. Those of our readers who know any
thing about the American darkey's fond
ness for CRAPS will be surprised to learn
that the game, or one very similar to it, is
practiced by the Araucsnians. Instead of
dice they use beans marked on the sides,
which they rub on their breasts, kiss, talk
to, ETC., just like our "crap shooters"
Surely, "a touch of nature makes the whole
world kin"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

The MchINLEY1TEs at Piqua, O., have
gone to making affidavits that the roofing
material produced there and which has
been made up into political badges, is real
"terne' plate. But ''terne' plate isn't tin
plate, by long shot, aud is term in
tended to deceive. The word ''tern" means
literally three things" and so terne plate
is iron, lead and tin, whereas tin plate is
tin and steel. Tint plate would be better
and less deceptive name for the Piqua pro
duct, for it has dull leaden color, whereas
tin is perfectly white.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

TIE SUPREME court has decided that the
receiver shall not pay taxes assessed
against the property of the Mormon church
escheated to the United States. Nobody
will dispute the soundness of this ruling.
As property belonging to the United States
cannot be taxed, and as it will not be
claimed that the government is not in full
possession of the property in question, of
course taxes on 1t could not be collected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
THE FAIR.


The prospects Of this years territorial
are that the exhibition will surpass in the
magnitude of the display and in popular in
terest any of its predecessor s. 1t will GER
tainly be success in the sense of marking
the progress that is making in the indus
tries and arts by the people and in the de-
velopment and utilization of the natural
resources with which the region is favored.
1t is also to be hoped that the fair will be q
success financially, the patronage being
such as to relieve the directors of the re-
sponsibility they have accepted in incur
ring the expense involved in getting
together the magnificent exhibit. 1t is
heavy load which they have shouldered and
we tiust the public will relieve them.
This reminds US that the legislature at
its coming session should make liberal pro-
vision for these annual exhibitions, making
certain that the displays will be creditable
and at the same time insuring individuals
against loss. The money devoted to this
purpose will be wisely expended, the COM
munlty deriving immediate and direct
benefit
However, it is gratifying to note the
promise of worthy and successful exhibit
ton this year, and to also note the popular
interest which has been aroused by the
efforts of the directors of the D. A. & M.
society. II will be time enough to talk
about future fairs after this one has closed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

and Of running together mental develop
ment and intellectual specialization. The
women OF whom we are most proud in our
own history were not remarkable for spec
lal intellectual requirements so much as for
general character and harmonious working
of will and morality.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
Ayers Pills

prove effective.
In the summer of 1864 was sent to the
Annapolis hospital. suffering with chronic
diarrhea. While there, / became so re-
duced in strength that could not speak and
was compelled to write everything wanted
to say. l was then having some 25 or so
stools per day. The doctors ordered a medi-
cine that 1 was satisfied would be of no
benefit 10 me. I did not take it. but per-
suaded my nurse to get me some of DR..
Ayers Pills. About two o'clock in the after
noon / took six of these pills, and by mid
night began to feel better. In the morning
the doctors came again. and after deciding
that my symptoms were more favorable, gave
me different medicine, which did not use,
but took four more of the pills instead. The
next day the doctors came to see me, and
thought 1 was doing nicely, (and so did ~
then took one pill day for week. At the
end of that time, ] considered myself cured
and that Ayers Pills had saved my life. I
was then weak, but had no return of the
disease. and gained in strength as fast as
could be expected. IF. C. Luce, Late Lieut..
56th Regt. Mass. Vol. Infantry.
Ayers Pills are
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

AS IT is privilege of their sex to change
their names, it is hoped the board of lady
managers" of the Chicago Worlds fair will
transform the title into "board of women
That would sound more digni-
fed and equally as euphonious.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
. WEATHER INDICATIONS.

The indications furnished by the United
States agricultural department through
Lieutenant Finley in San Francisco, espe-
cially for THE HERALD, are:
Warmer, fair accatlcr until Monday, octth
froStS at night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

SINCE 1868, the year in which freedom of
worship was guaranteed to Protestants in
Spain. the Spanish Protestants have 100
houses of worship, 100 schools, 100 teachers
and 5000 pupils, so pastors and 40 evange-
lists, church papers, 3 orphanages and 2
hospitals.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

Rev. JOHN Benson, Frankfort, Ind, re-.
quests the prayers of his friends to cure
him of swearing in his sleep. Perhaps,
like the sermons OF some other preachers
they are the result of unconscious cere-
bration," tho taking different form.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

will of course be soon disseminated by
means of the sewing circles and other
agencies for spreading information, and it
will not be long before everybody will
know all about these orders.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

SIR CHARLES LYELL calculated the re-
cession of the American fall at Niagara at
one foot year, and an American scientist
estimates that the carving out of the seven
mile ravine must have occupied So, $40
wears.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
Tagged Out

Last spring L was completely tagged out.
My strength left me and.I felt sick and mis-
cradle all the time, so that 1 could hardly
attend to my business. I took one bottle of
Hoods SarSaparilla, and it cured me. There
Is nothing like it, r. C. BEGoLE, Editor
Enterprise, Belleville, Mich.
II derived very much benefit from Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which took for general debility.
1t built me right up, and gave me an excel
lentappetite." ED. JENKINS, Mt. Savage, Nd.
NIB. If you decide to take Hoods Sarsa,
parilla do not be induced to buy anything else
instead. Insist upon having
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

If we are not mistaken something was
SAID in the council few months ago about
putting up signs at the intersections of the
streets. Perhaps we are in error, and got
the impression that something was said
from thinking that something should have
been said and done. A good many years
ago there were signs indicating the princi-
pal streets, but these long since disappeared.
Then the street lamps were utilized, the
names of the thoroughfares being painted
on the corner lamps. Since the electric
light has superseded gas the stranger
has learned the names of streets by inquir-
ing of policeman-when one can be found
or of citizens, not few OF whom are ig
norant as to all except the main streets. 1t
wouldn't cost much to put up signs at the
intersections of the streets, and TO 90 so
would be so much of real improvement,
so much actual progress rs to gain for
the administration more popular credit
than has been accorded for all that the
present government has done.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

A DAUGHTER has been born unto Mr.. and
Mrs. CLEVELAND. We do not know what
it's name is, but henceforth that of Baby
MCKEE is DENNIS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
By All Odds.

The most generally useful medicine is Ayers
Pills. As a remedy for the various diseases
of the stomach, liver, and bowels, these
Pills have no equal Their sugar-coating
causes them not only to be easy and
pleasant to take. but preserves their medI-
einai integrity in all climates and for any
reasonable length of time. The best family
medicine. Ayers Pills are, also. unsurpassed
for the use of travellers, soldiers, sailors,
campers. and pioneers. In some OF the
most critical cases, when all othec remedies
have failed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
Makes the
Weak Strong

The marked benefit which people in run
down or weakened state of health derive
from Hoods Sarsaparilla, conclusively proves
the claim that this medicine "makes the weak
strong" 1t does not act like stimulant,
imparting fictitious strength from which there
must follow reaction of greater weakness
than before, but in the most natural way
Hoods Sarsaparilla overcomes that tired feel
ing, creates an appetite, purifes the blood,
and, in short. gives great bodily, nerve,
mental and digestive strength
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

GROVER CLEVELAND is confronted with
condition, not theory" 1t Is the con-
ditlon Of being happy father.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
WONDER WHAT they will name it'll

a 'PUBLIc Office is public trust" but
ex-Presldent CLEVELAND has private
trust to look after row.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

Entered at the Postofice at Salt Lake City
Utah, for transmission through the mails
second-class matter.
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Parties renoUing from one place TO another, and
desiyIng papers changed should GlaCays ciue former
as sreH as present address
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04

MchINLET's EMBLEM hereafter should be
the tin dipper. His experience in dipping
soft solder at Piqua entities him to it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-04
JUST RECEIVED

5000 dozen Mems, Boys and ChiIdren's
Straw Hats, the latest styles at 25c., 35c.,
40c. and upwards, at Joseph Stmon's, III
South West Temple, opposite Continental
hotel.