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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Her Lsok Of Ad~lr.tis..

Big Brother-I should like 70 know
what you've been airting with that fool
Ssphead for? 3IaI
Pretty Sister tindignantly)-I haven't
Yes, you have. He told friend you
stood before hin, ten minutes as II en-.
tranced, and you looked straight into
his eyes as II you would read his very
soul. and he said II ever ardent admire
ton shone in human face, it did In
yours
"Huhi The fooli was looking at my
own reflection in his eyeglasses. IN.
Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

is the main, the connecting arm and
the lateral A fat stone will close
the top OF the arm all right place
laterals about two feet deep, more or
less according to soil, etc, and place
them three to seven rods apart. .and if
possible. across the natural fow, there
by cutting off surface water more
quickly.-J. +. Jameson, in Ohio
Farmer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

Don't you think war between Eng.
land and Russia would cause rise in
bread as well as in wheat?" asked q
newly-married woman, who makes her
own bread, Of her hubby.
81 hope that something will occur
which will cause rise in your bread;
it is terribly heavy" said her hubby
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Hints About Tile Draining.

In tile draining good main or out
let is essential. I use either five or
six-inch, according to amount of water
to be carried. Lay the main with the
natural flow, if practicable, and foot
deeper than the laterals, SO as to make
the connection perfect on top of the
main, giving a free flow. Make the
connections perfect SO there will be no
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
A Terrible Temptation.

Morris-I have just been discharged
by the bank, Miss Mary, for making
use OF my confidential knowledge out
side OF the bank.
"How was that?"
81 proposed to a heavy depositor, and
was accepted. Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

Echoes from tho Collection Plate.
Button--How are you getting along
these days?
Dime-Badly. Closefit has me in his
pocket, and it is life sentence.
Button-Um; and expect to be sent
to the heathen.-N. Y. Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Made Him Sick.

De Tracker-The killing Of that
jockey in yesterdays race was horri.
BILE affair, wasn't it?
De Better-Horrible, horrible. Just
made me sick. had all my money on
that horse.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

THE small boy always looks with envious
admiration at the drum major leading the
procession with his gold headed baton and
his big bear-skin hat, but the little fellow
with the correct in the back row Of tho band
gets the bigger pay.-Somerville Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
For Instance.

Editor-The only way to succeed In
the newspaper business is to give the
peoplsrwhat they want.
Friend-Have you got q ten-dollar
bill you can let me haye?-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

PoNsoNBY : ''Is that Pompano coming
this way, Arthur" De Twiliger-"Yaas y
Ponsonby-"Let's dodge down this street.
have every reason To believe that he has
the first photograph Of his first baby in his
pocket. "--Harper's Bazaar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
A Fair OuOstiol

He (bitterly)-Pshswi Ill women are
alike.
She-Then why in the world do you
spend so much time trying to End the
one you want TO marry?-Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

MUST not be COMPOUNDED with common cath.
artic or purgative pills. Carter's Little Liv-
er Pills are entirely unlike them in every re-
spect. Onetrial will prove their superiority
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

THERE are more women in British India
14,0O0,00O) than there are men, women
and children in Great Britain, France and
Germany put together, with the population
OF several minor European states cast in as
well.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

Father-Now. look here, Dinnis, 6'ye
moind? I've towld yes foive or six
tonnes to go to Sunday-school an II
hav' to tell yez agin I'll Civ yez a bat.
ing that yez'll reminder to the ind Of
yea daysl
Son-Lay hands on me at your peril,
The presumption of you foreigners is
simply disgusting. Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Cause Enough.

Mamie-lsn't Mr.. Turtell q strange
manp He seems to live wholly within
himself.
Gladys-Well, Il il no wonder he Il
troubled with indigestion.-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
A Common MaladY,

Employer-Want to go home? Where
do you feel i'll?
Boy-Here, sir. in the office. guess
I'll feel better when get the air on
the baseball ground. Days
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Not Desjrahle,

"Are you one OF Van lsching Coyue's
preferred creditorsp"
Yves. He seems TO prefer having me
for creditor. wish he'd come off,
Judv
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

HE-"Young Dudelets says he had hard
pull to detach himself from Miss Flirt's
Vaccinations" She (contemptuously,
must have been monkey-wrench, then ~
Baltimore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

WILLIE-"Do you like milk, Mr.. Stay
lateF' Staylate-"Not particularly, my lit
tie man; why do you askp WilIie-aSis.
ter says You never leave until the COWS
come home"-N Y. Sun.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
A Came with aIimit.

Wife-Charley, why is that train
called the "limited?"
Observation-Disclosures poker is about the
only game that the passengers play
Judge,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
4 LITTLE knovIede. n pe.r,ro,.

Porderton-The philosopher says:
know myself"
Missile Muir tyswning)-Bow terribly
bored some people would be II they
knew themseivesI-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

Tine flowers that bloom In the spring, ira
10, have good deal 70 do with the breach
OF promise case in tho fall.-DaliAs News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
Called to Account,

Saucu 10 ACCOUNT
Pipkin-There is one good thing about
these electrocutions.
Potts. What is that?
Pipkin-Givcs the lie to these patent
medicine ads, headed Electricity 10
fe."-Lake Shore News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

"4fsE is patient wait" remarked the
young doctor rs he sat lonely In his office
Baltimore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04
ONE ENJOYS

~
Both the method and results whep
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasans
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the $; .
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitpal
constipation. Syrup of Figs is tlo
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced. pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, is
many excellent qualities commend il
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FLO syrup co!
- SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

I'VE are having an epidemic of flees,'
said the city official when it was discovered
that the treasurer was gone-W ashington
Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

mt fall trade 10 getting quite brisk,"
said the slippery peel ~ tho sixth passer.
BY yielded 10 tho exActtons Of gravity. Bal
tlmore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

1T has been discovered that music comes
out Of a barrel organ in staves.- Washing
ton Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

The average woman likes to "No" man
awhile before she marries him.-Washing.
ton Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

MONEY talks. In America it talks cents,
and in France it is always franc in it, Ut
terances.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

If you want to be cured of q cough use
Hale's Honey of Horehovpd and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

''LovE levels all ranks" but not the rank
odor Of an onion, that 10 too much for it
sometimes.-Phil Philadelphia Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

THOSE are capital letters" said the man
who wrote o U in acknowledgement Of Q
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

AN actors life ought to be fruitful: it Is
filled with dates.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

THERE is manya dynamiter who is afraid
70 give his mother-in-law blowing up
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

1T doesn't follow that versifier always
produces fervid results. Boston Courier
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Carter's Little Liver Pills
Forty pills in q vial; only one pill dose
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

earth working
through. 7 h e
companying
cut shows the
a--a.-.---A.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

AFArIGuE uniform-The messenger boys.
Baltimore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

Co.'s behind the soldiers-The knapsack.
Mail and Express.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

There 10 . 3 inch display advertisement
words alike except ooe word rhe anne sI n
true Of each new ono appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places q Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for It, send
them the name Of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free rar
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

"MILLIoNs In 1.-THE treasury,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-11-04

ALWAYS has been in trade-"T."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
NO GOLD BARS.
Their Exchange for Coin Will Not
Be Allowed,

BE Allowed.
WASHINGTON, March 20.-Acting Sec
retary Nettleton to-day rejected two
offers aggregating ss50,OOO for the eX-
change for export of gold coin for gold
bars. He said his action was in accord
ance with the policy recently decided
upon, that 1t is contrary to the best in
terestS OF the government to relinQuiSlI
at the present time for export any con-
siderable part of the most convenient
form of our gold supply. He said that
he was not advised of the offers in
question until nearly 3o'clock this after
noon. and there was not the slightest de-
lay in his action. He authorized most
positive contradiction so far as he was
concerned of any attempt to delay the
shipment of gold in any form by to-
something he could not prevent If he
tried, and he was not given to trying the
impossible. In answer to a direct in
quiry on the point Gen Nettleton said
that while he did not care to discuss the
question at present, he did not regard 1t
as at all probable that gold would be
forced to a premium by reason OF the
present policy against the expectation
of the governments limited supply of
gold bars.
New YORK, March 2O.-After4 o'clock
Supt. Mason received notice from the
treasury officials at Washington that the
two requests for gold bars for export
had been refused. When the bankers
received this news they ordered S7750,000
In coin at the Subtreasury, which Will
be shipped tomorrow, making the total
shipments so far known S1,275.000.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
United States Consul Pugh here cabled
an inquiry to him. He answered to.
day: Certainly no danger
TAME AT PITTSBURG.
Smoky City Italians Do Not Get
Excited.

PITTSBURG, Pa, March 20.-A gent
eral meeting of the Italian residents Of
this city was held in Turner hall to-
night. The place holds 5000 people,
and was crowded to the doors with
what the police denominated as the
most orderly assemblage of its size that
ever gathered in this city. Several rep
reSentative merchants addressed the
crowd ill both their native and the
American tongue, and their remarks
were evenly tempered, but severe
IN their denuncation of the
so-called hasty action of the
New Orleans people. NJ. Cuneo. 4 highly
stated that they had merely gothered to
give expression to their opinion of the
killing of their countrymen, and that
was all they could do. He counseled
quiet, and an observance of the laws Of
their adopted country by all means, land,
at the close of his address. the great
crowd of foreigners filed silently to-
ward their several settlements in
this city. 1t is noted. however,
that during the meeting resolutions
fiercely condemning 1.-The murder of our
New Orleans brothers." etc, and asking
the United States government, which
lney ndu sworn 10 support, 10 punlSn
1.-The perpetrators of the outrage" were
carried with vehement, sibilant sip
that was unanimous. A. Sborigi, the
well known frescoer, was to have been
chairman of the committee, but, at q
preliminary meeting last night. refused
to act, and abandoned the projected af-
fair, with large body of supporters.
MIR. Sborigi withdrew because it was
proposed to appeal to the Italian gov
ernment. and it was observed that no
such effort was made tonight.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
Forty-Seven Hundred Men
Out Of Employment in Mon
tana Mines.
Retreating Winter Gives Iowa
a Heavy Fall Of the
Beautiful.
Theodore Thomas Penchant
for Alien Musicians Aired
at Milwaukee.
Drastic Resolutions Offered
by Horn Blowers of the
Garden City.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
BUTTE, Mont. March 20.-The Ana
conda, st. Lawrence and Mountain Con-
solidated mines here closed down to-
day, throwing LOO miners out of en-
ployment, and 5000 men employed at
smelters at Anaconda. The reason of
the closing down was disagreement
between the Anaconda company and
the Montana Union railroad over freight
rates. The road has advanced freight
rates from 40 to GO cents per ton on ore,
and 25 cents per cord OH wood. Eighty
per cent of the Montana Unions freight
business is with the Anaconda company,
and the latter may build road of its
own from Butte, where the mines are,
to Anaconda, where the smelters are
located, a distance of twenty-seven
miles. The Montana Union is a road
that is owned Jointly by the Northern
Pacific and Union Pacific. F. 3. Hag-
gin, of the Anaconda co mpany is on his
way to New York to confer with Messrs.
OakeS and Clark on Monday.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
WOOD AND STAFF.
Materials to Be Used on the
Worlds Fair RuiIdin1s

Materials to Be Used on the
Worlds Fair Buildings.
CHICAGO. March 2O.-Chief of Com
struction Burnham and the com mlssio
of architects have figured out plan by
which about S4,000,0C will be saved in
the construction of worlds fair build
lngs. Those structures planned to cost
$780, O00, which are to rise in jackson
park, will have all the appearance of
magnificent palaces of marble, granite
and glass, but they will be built prin-
cipally of wood and staff. Staff is the
French name for comparatively mex
pensive building material consisting
chiefly of a composition of cement and
gypsum. Mr.. Burnham's plan is to
make imitation marble columns. marble
slabs and granite walls out of wood and
a coating of staff. The original idea
was that steel, iron, brick and
stone should be the material used, but
a little figuring showed that the cost
would run millions beyond the resources
of the directory. The Paris exposition
buildings were built largely of staff.
Several OF the main buildings in jack
SOIL park will De surrounded by lofty
cOlonnades. The pillars will look like
granite and marble, aud none but an
expert will be able to tell the difference.
The walls, exterior and interior, will
look like granite. Barring the roofs
and domes. where iron will be neces-
sary, almost the whole of the structure
will be built of wood coated with staff.
A peculiarly of staff is its susceptible
ity of color. OF this great feature will
be made. Artistic tints and shadings
will be given to each building. and pail
aces of beauty are promised. The
buildings will be fire proof.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
ROWBOArs NOrvEssELs.
Peculiar Argument in a Chinese
Smuggling Case.

UTICA, n. Y, March 2O.-ln the trial
of James A. Miller, alias James Null
doom, for smuggling Cinnamon into this
country, now in progress before United
States District Judge Coke in this city,
Attorney De Angels, of this city. who
was assigned to defend the prisoner,
raised an interesting point to-day. The
Cinnamon came to this country by a
rowboat across the Niagara river. The
statute provides that it is misdemeanor
to aid or abet any Chinese person to
enter the United States by land, or to
aid or abet any such to land from ves-
sci. Mr.. De Angels argued. and the
government admitted, that the rowboat
was not a vessel within the meaning of
the statute. Mr.. De Angels argues
that coming by rowboat could not be
construed TO mean coming by land.
The effect of this construction of the
statute would enable Cinnamon to come
to this country by rowboats. The court
held that for the present he would hold
the statute broad enough to cover COM
ing to this country by whatever means,
but promised to give the question
further consideration and change his
rulings if wrong.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
THE COLLAPSE COMPLETE.
A Louisville Bank Which Will Pay
Ten Cents.

LOUISVILLE, KY, March 20-The
failure of Theodore Schwartz & Co.,
bankers, turns out more serious than
was at first supposed. Its liabilities
will reach nearly $3.50, 900, and it is prob
able not more than 10 cents on the dol
lar will ever pc paid. The concern has
kept up for several months past By most
desperate efforts. and the legality of
its operations during that time is
now questioned. A large number of
transfers of real estate have been made.
and it is claimed that none of them will
stand. Several suits have already been
brought to set aside such transfers.
The amount of these real estate trans
actions is about S103,0 The bank re-
ceived deposits on Wednesday, the day
before the assignment, but money re-
ceived OH that day was kept separately
and will be returned. Fred Janssen.
the member OF the firm who disap-
peared. has not been heard from.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
THOMAS LOVES FOREIGNERS,
But the National League Refuses
to Rebuke Him.


MILWAUKEE, Wis. March 2O.-The
National League of Musicians to-day
discussed resolutions bearing on the
charges of Theodore Thomas alleged
boycott of Chicago musicians. They
declare that in view of another impend-
ing importation of foreign musicians, IN
violation of the rights and privileges of
American citizens under the alien con-
tract law. and in view of the Chicago
orchestra associations scheme of Secur-
ing Theodore Thomas and colonizing in
Chicago his so-called orchestra, re-
cruited in New York and European
musical centers, and expressly stating
that in their contract with Mr.. Thomas
no Chicago musicians were to be
contracted with as regular MEM
bers of his said orchestra; and
whereas the Chicago musical society
denies the lack of capable performers
on any instrument. making impOrta-
tiOns unnecessary, and whereas Mr..
Thomas, as member of local Union
No. l, New York, is amenable 10 the
laws of this body. that union is instruct
ed by the resolutions to call on Thomas
to anDul such contracts as contrary to
the spirit and laws of the league, and,
in Case of his refusal, to discipline him
w liIC OAlCub VI llo law <lllCl DCdiCU
discussion the resolutions were finally
withdrawn at the urgent request of the
New York union, because the Chicago
delegates did not have any documentary
proof of their charges against Mr..
Thomas. The proposition to join the
Federation of Labor was finally ruled
ont of order. and resolution to make
low pitch the standard musical pitch of
the United States was adopted.
AT tonight session Owen Miller, of
st. Louis, was elected president, re-
suit that is construed to be victory for
the element favorlng union with the
American Federation OF Labor. The
other officers elected are: Vice presi-
dents, Jacob Schultz, Cincinnati; Fred
erick Wetherell, Syracuse; S. Davis,
San Francisco; treasurer. j. NJ. Lauder
New York; secretary, Jacob Beck, st.
Louis. The next meeting will be held
i'm Now Work. ni.v
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
THIRTY-ONE TOGETHER.
Burial of Many Bodies in a Single
Trench.

GIBRALTAR, March 20.-A sad scene,
one of the sequences of the Utopia dis
aster, was witnessed here to-day. The
bodies OF twenty-eight adults and three
children were inferred together IN a
trench which had been dug in ground
specially blessed for the reception Of
the remains of the drowned passengers
of the Anchor line steamship. All the
clergy of Gibraltar, the town
and garrison officials and the Off
GERS of the British channel squad
ron and of the Swedish man-of-war
Freya, including her commander, to-
gether with crowds of people, were
present at the interment During the.
course OF the day divers from the.
British war vessels recovered ten more
bodies from the wreck of the steam
ship. The bodies of many of the.
drowned were found so firmly clasped to-
gether, owing to the desperate last
fight for life, that it was difficult to sep
arate them. Capt. McKeague, of the
Utopia. who was arrested Yesterday
charged with wrongful acts, improper
conduct. negligence and mismanage-
ment," and who was released on bail
the same day, was formally charged
this morning before a magistrate. After
short preliminary hearing he has re-
manded for further hearing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
The Herald Row.

Special to the Globe.
DULUTH, Mimi. March 2O.-A petit
ton was filed to-day purporting to be
signed by a majority of the creditors
of the Evening Herald company. to have
Assignee d. II. Stevenson removed and
receiver appointed. The property so
assigned covers residue of the outfit,
including the good will of the paper.
after deducting the material foreclosed
Wednesday. This is another attempt
to get the control of the Herald out of
the hands of Phillips q Buell.. An
order to show cause will be heard to-
morrow morning. An injunction will
be asked for restraining Phillips &
Buell. from using the name Herald as
the name Of the paper they now issue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-21
Cregier Renonlinated.

CHICAGO, March 90 Democratic
primaries to determine the party candi-
date for mayor were held throughout
the city to-day. The result shown IN
the count tonight is that Mayor Cregier
has an overwhelming lead as against ex-
Mayor Carter II. Harrison. The latter,
however, has already received an indie
pendent nomination, and announced his
intention to run whether nominated by
the Democratic convention or not. In
addition to tie Democrats and Harrison,
the Republicans. Citizens aud Socialists
each Lave 4 full-hedged candidate.
Which means the hottest kind of five
cornered fight from now till election
day.