Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-09-03
JACK IN PlI1ICOA1S
Not the Ripper, but . Ravishinz
Kisser IA Kalamazoo.
THE TERROR OF CELERYTOWy DUDES
she noias sP Usprsssefsd Young Men and
kissss thsm into iassasibiiity-shs
n Supposed To be soas Love-
iorn 4Aiasa Aatiqatty.

h Supposed Ia be sonzs Lsvs-
isra Maiass Aattqatty.
You have all heard Of Jack the
Ripper, Jack the Giant Killer and
Jack the Kisser. The latter Is usually
described IS . tall youag man with
piercing black eyes, a dark mustaehs
and . mania for young girls- he
generally wears a sloaeh hat with
whatever additional clothing 10 neces-
sary for propriety. Jacks of this kind
are abundant In all towns Of the state
but il remains for Kalamazoo, poor
old Kalamazoo with grass growing IN
the middle of Maln-st-, 10 spring new
type OF Kissing Jack. kazoo has .
female kisser and her victims are I'M
protected men, poor deaFs. One even
ing recently kazoo dude was anbling
home when pair OF feminine arms en-
eircIed his waist and q ccaxlng voice
plead for kiss--just one. After heal-
tating = moment the considerate young
man gave her bakers dozen and told
her 10 come again after the fright
train came in from the west. She
accepted the invitation and kissed him
willy nilly every time she met him.
He takes the car home nights now TO
avoid her bat other fral boys follow in
the footsteps he made and take his
share OF the elixir OF life- The giri Is
supposed - be an ole maid crazy on
the osculatory habit
Muskegon had . light frost Tuesday
morning.
Ishpeming bicyclists will have meet
September 5.
mad dog scare has decaninized the
dogs al Cassopolis-
Negaunee doctors are wrestling with
typhoid and scarlet fever.
The Seventh Day Adventists have de-
eided to erect church at Petoskey.
Kalamazoo college, of hazing fame;
opens September with l25 students.
Special prayer meetings for women
are held At Lansing by the Y. w. Z. A.
Louis Case. s years old, was drowned
in the river while fishing at Bay City
Tuesday.
Twenty per cent OF the G. A. r. con-
tributions have been returned to the
contributors At Detroit.
X. W. Henderson received broken
head in runaway at Auskegon. Tues
day. He will recover.
George E. Breck, Van Buren, coun-
~ stockman, has imported q flock Of
200 Shropshire sheep from England.
Mrs. Hugh McCurdy, wife of Judge
McCurdy Of Corunna, died Tuesday.
She was greatly beloved and her death
is universally regretted.
The annual rtdnion of Van Buren,
County Battalion, q. A. R., commenced
Tuesday At Paw Paw and will continue
three days. The attendance IL very
large.
Miss Leila 8. Harwood, p years old /,
insane over religion, committed suicide
Monday night by jumping into Corey
Lake. She lived with her parents at
Three Rivers.
There were 737 convicts in Jackson
prison August /. During the month
sixteen we're discharged and SIX were
received, four escaped and two
pardoned, making total loss of twenty
two, leaving 72l IN prison August 81.
The Michigan State Library Associa-
ton has been organized at Detroit with
the following officers: President,
Henry NJ. Utley, Detroit Public Library;
first vice-presldent, Mrs. Cahoon; State
ISbrary. Lansing; second vice. president,
Mrs. +. T.. Morgan, Coldwater; secre-
tary, A. +. Parsons, Bay City; treasurer,
Miss Lucy Ball, Grand Rapids.
Joseph Mapes reports 1882 bushels Of
grain from his farm this year. From
seven acres of wheat he obtained eighty
four bushels; from twenty acres of oats
762 bushelz. and from ten acres ninety
two bushels- He says his yield of peas
was immense-he threshed pa bushels
from SIX acres. He has some good
potatoes, and all in all thinks he has
done we'll this season.-Big Rapids Bull
letin.
Michigan pensions: original-wil-
liam NJ. Ferguson, Alexander Urque-
hart, Dewitt Satterlee. George Appler-
back, William III. Harris, Morton Greg
ory. Frederick A. Stewart. Thomas
KEEL. Louis VI. Blackwell, James An
drews, Marshall Psckon, ALBERT d.
smith, Amos Ives, Leben p. Graves.
William NJ. Miller, o. Ball, William
stausberrv. Additional - Thomas j.
Tough, Joseph Fish, Arthur Longman,
John Schneider, Franklin, w. Thorp,
John SCHNEIDER, Joseph Bassst, William
wilbor. Darius X. bnbcock, Leznder
Godfrey. Charles Hall, Theodore
Hansen, William Rainy, Henry NJ. We'll
Ter. Pembroke underwater, Ezra 8.
G. Goodspeed, John A. Carbon, John
Ryan. Lorenzo w. Grant, David II
Jones, Henry Bovsrsot, William Fisher.
Delevsn Smith, Nathaniel Hatfield,
Harvey wsrdwelI, Murdoch Mclean,
George w. BulIing. Gardner Cranston,
Levi Craig. Additional and reissue
Nathaniel Roof. Incresse-Alvsro M.
Boucher, William III. Vincent. Joseph
Bessncon, Albert u. vosburg. George
w. Dosn, Wilmer Miller, Charles l..
AckIy. reissue and incrsase-Iheo-
dore Conkin.
Michigan Patents-Fred p. AIdrich,
Cadillac. electric fixture. Warren w.
Annshle, Grand Rapids. saw swage;
Ad0leh A. taiile. assignor to Union
Store Service Company. East Saginaw,
cash and parcel carrier: Francis O.
Densnne, Grand Rapids. machine for
cleaning car cushions, Daniel Edgar,
Adrian. spring bed bottom; Ersstus X.
Ellis, Detroit, surgical spllnt; George r.
Ford. Grand Rapids, boiler flue scrsper;
Richard l. Frost, assigner 10 Union
Manufacturing Conpsny, Battle Creek
hushfng for valve chests. Thsddeus and
J. Calvin. Detroit, gate hydfant; Levi
:. Gardner, aszlguor Of one-fourth 10