Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-04-11
WIT AND IIUM0R.

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Patience" Should be taken of Il
monument and put at the end OF
telephone - Washington Post!
A man never forgives until he has
had a chance to yet even, and has in-
proved the chance. -AtchtsoH q obe.
There is no difference between dead
miner and live one. for ~ either
case bis dream OF life is ore Ig1~
SUirgs
A man never fully realizes the wealth
of information he doesn't possess tiIl
his first child begins to ask questions
--Eiuira Gdzette.
The only certain way to judge a
mans position in society by his dress
is when Won see him in the pcniIenliary
garb -1cras Silalgs.
Daggett-"G Gregory is very close
isn't he?' Cuttiug-'I don't see how
that can be- He's always been pretty
well olTln--AntericaH Gr0cer.
Lawyer Brief win you try one of
my cigarettes, Judgew Judge -
What do you want ne to try il for
murder9' 49, ITlkers StatesmqH.
A philosopher is a man who can feel
as easy over bis own troubles as he
does over his neigabor's. There are
no philosophers. Atchsoa 6'obe.
Chappie- "Dear girl, why will YOU
keep me constantly on the rackP'
Jenny u don't want 10 get you sep
arated from your hat. " Jumpers Ba-
zar.
Husband during a spat) You had
better shut your mouth; the ioOi-klller
is around Wife i don't care;
you've got your life insured. '-Nea's
OaiFter.
A LAWYER Of California has just re-
ceiyed 500 900 for five years work on
one case The client is not mentioned,
probubly because hc is not in it,
Mempbis Commyctat
Mrs. Small this coffee won't set
tie complained McWatty TO bis board
ing.housc Keeper. Then 10 is IN good
company Mi Wattv" replied Mrs
Small tugidy.- J. SIM.
Sae-oO. ycs Tho Count is proud Of
his family tree; aud justly so, ! thiuk3
lie (icaou) Ills family tree2 |
did not suppose boz even owned "a
trunk. w. indianapolis J0uJJtu.
Needy Client IF ! lose my case
don. see how you are to be paid
LAWYER 20 dou't worry about that
my dear Sin. The lawyer On The other
side Is ms partner AZ T. IIsahH
The man whose income is large
never objects to tho prevailing condi-
tions OF society us the man who
never earned au houest dollar in his
lie who does the most kicking. st.
Joseph Nctcs.
Miss Neyerpay why does paw
look so gIum, nav? Did the bank he
keeps his money in fai?' Mrs. Never
pay Worse. The bank he is sup
posed to keep his money in didn't fail2"
GOOD Nslgs
Which Is the better plan Of CONVEX
sation the masculine style of each
man talking about himself or the
feminine way of both women talking
about some other womanP-h9ata9-
Opoits JUUyl9.
yes. said ola Aunt Wisdom. II
cut out every good thing that | see in
the papers; but what puzzles me is
that The best articles end by mention
inc some cure. One of the new lit
erary lads, | suppose. " Society.
Were YOU ever an auctioneer. Mr..
Liugriug2' asked the weary young
woman mo; what made YOU askP'
because YOU are always going, go
ing. aud yet it's such long time be-
fore ono finds you gone, w. lFaShIag-
ten Post
Tommy Did you DO much lighting
during tins war, pap PA did my
share of it, Tommy Tommy Did
Won nuke the enemy mn?' Pa
"Ion'rc right | did Tommy Tom
my--"Djd they catch you pap Bos-
ton Courier
Buy "a pair Of eyeglasses from me-
sirP' asked the pyddler, finer or more
lasting wares you won't lind in the
city. have been fired three times to-
day out OF Secuud-story windows aud
not single gDas, is broken. tiie-
gtad h'Httr
Mrs Bmg'v- prof Edward Evcrett
Hale mW.- some college 70 appoint e
Professor OF America, To eNpouud
Amerclnisn. What doe, that meau2
Mr. Buu-.o "it means professor 70
explain newspaper jokes OF course, w.
a. J. U..tH
Mis-, Eau,tjgue-'I Hauer myself
thai ! cIu write about us bitter "A lei-
ter WHOM J g.uo~eus any girl living.
Miss Causdgua .YeS2 You general
~ Vet Your prUcu Wija your tongue at
every ~.couj word do YOU note
Brook ... NHg..