The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-03
HIS BLOOD PURIFIER.

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PariaeA TSo A0eh-
A dilapidased locking old man, who
was chewing sassafras root with great
energy, suddealy appeared in the wait
ing room Of the Erie depot across the
rIver, and as be approached man who
was waiting for awestern ram he pulled
bottle Of liquid from an old sachei In
his hand and said:
my friend. You are looking yaller
about the ewes. which is sure sign that
your blood is IN bad state One bottle
of my blood puri6e. viii restore you 70
health and vigor.
Don't want il, SIR was the curt
reply.
IAN night, mister. al right, II
Teller wants to keep On locking yaAsr
shout the eyes when pannyeea Is At
hand that's his own business. Long
bout the middle OF April you'll be On
your back with a spell OF Billions fever,
but Won needn't lay i: mp agin me-
The next person approached was 81
we're looking woman aooot thirty-hve
wears of age, who was probably an old
maid
Them waller streaks at the corner of
YOUR mouth denote a torpid liver,
ma'am." said the man "a he gave ths
hottie a shake. s'Suthin' right here 10
improve your looks 50 per cent. In two
weeks"
SIR she demanded, In icy tones
..Onlv fifty cents bottle. ma'am- and
made right in nv own house, from herbs
and roots gathered by my own hand
Just opened the spring campaign. and
the price is only fifty cents bottle.
"Go away, sir. she commanded loudly.
Don't want any, ehs
NO, Sr.a
Gan night, madam-all night. Torpid
liver may be a good thing TO have about
the house, but l don't think 50. Here's
your psnnycea, and II yoo don't want II
| can't compel you to buy II.
| The third person was man with a
| marked redness Of nose and rough spots
| on his face. He was busy with news
paper when the old man approached and
said:
.One bottle will cure that nose, OF
money refunded"
what. What's that" demanded the
| man.
AND the second bottle will Gauss
every rough spot TO disappear, though II
would be safer for You TO take third
Three bottles for $1.25, or fifty cents TO
a single bottle war
Look a. here, You old reprobate, Wha
are you driving atT exclaimed the pa
tient as he stood up.
II am selling blood purifier, made o
roots and herbs. It's little early, per
haps. but want TO get the start of tn
buckwheat scratches. Are you drink
ing mann"
s'Do YOU mean to insult me TO my face
sir? Why, FIJI punch your head for
cent?
1T wouldn't do no good mister
Here's the only genuine blood purihe
in market, and last year l sold 100
bottles of il. Invigurates the liver, tone
ND the blood. and il can't cure tha
nose Of yours 1 don't want cent"
.'Pll purify you, you old assassin
shouted the man, and he was pee o.
his overcoat TO do it when the pot pc
Ecenan came up and told the old ma
he must go ont.
"And not sell bottle Of my bloc
purifier N this crowd~ he asked
Come, ont you goi'
"And yo1dun's want bottle for YOU
self You've got o jandice hook, and I'll
'ere stuff win knock the iandice into
cooked hat m just five doses
He was led out, and told not 10 re-er
ter the depot: but he stood at the doc
and said TO the policeman through u
glass window:
''All night. officer, all right If II
people don't want my blood purifier the
! needn't have it. It's the season 20 p1rlf.
> but never go agin the law, andn there
G a rampage of bilious fever next spr1n
, don't say wasn't around with my pa,
e nycea at regular price. New York SUI
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