The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
wANGDooDLE WITS
And the Fun They Get Out of the Peerless
Princess.

Kansas Star: Money is getting more
plentiful in Wichita just now. Even the
sewers are flush.
Kansas City Gazette: Some theological
students from Princeton have struck
| Wichita looking for savages. Princeton
| NAV be old fashioned in theology but they
evidently keep posted as to the latest
movements of the devil.
Atchison Globe: When a wonderful
| Kansas story is told. people wait to hear
what town it comes from before they will
decide on its truth. A Wichita man
| can't tell the truth, and Topeka man
won't.
State Journal: Wichita's university
has been heard from. Its graduating class
was photographed last week.
Topeka Journal: A Wichita furniture
dealer who robbed postOffices when the
furniture business was dull, has been
caught. What is Wichita's loss viii be
Leavenworth's gain.
Topeka Lance: A Wichita man says
that wheat viii bring ga bushel this year.
But then you can't believe everything a
Wichita man tells you.
Emporia Republican: Two Princeton
you men became impressed with the be-
nighted and unhappy condition OF the
poor EtQ I1dIl, anu WGub OQO W w ICAltst
to civilize him. They did not find the red
man. They found several men with red
hair and large number with red noses,
but they wouldn't be civilized.
Wellington Press: Wichita can gin out
more poetry by both men and women,
than any town of its size in Kansas.
Topeka Journal: Bicyclists ride on the
sidewalks in Wichita in spite of the ordi-
nance It is evident that it can never be
enforced It should be at once resub-
mitted and repealed.
State Journal: There is a change for
the better in Wichita's condition, says the
EAGLE. Hourly bulletins will no longer
be issued, we suppose.
Atchison Patriot: A Sedgwick county
farmer proved by actual measurement
that corn on his place grew three inches
between shutdown Sunday evening and 9
o'clock the following Monday morning.
And yet the agnostics turn up their noses
at the story of Jonah's gourd.
Kansas City Star: Wichita is full of
people who are learning to ride bicycles.
This is one of the disadvantages of having
good streets in town.
Oklahoma City Gazette: The continual
insinuations against the floating city are
being seriously resented by the Wichita
papers.
Emporia Republican: "a Wichita man."
says the Atchison Globe. cant tell the
truth. and Topeka man won't" Add to
this that an Atchison man never does, and
the circuit will be complete.
Kansas City Star: Clover four feet and
half high has been raised this year on
the townsite of Wichita. Now is the time
to buy farm in that city.
Kansas City Star: Only one marriage
license was issued in Sedgwick county last
week. At that rate the empty houses in
Wichity will never fill up.
Topeka Capital: The undertakers at
Wichita are kicking because there are no
funerals and the probate judge is COM
planning of dearth of marriages.
Kansas City Gazette: That is a fine
write-up in the st. Louis Globe Democrat
of the evolution of Wichita from Bill
Greiffenstein's cow and Marsh Murdock's
EAGLE. If we were plate manufacturer
we would run it through all the papers.
Eureka Messenger: Marsh Murdoch is
beginning to fill the Wichita EAGLE up
with donble loaded boom editorials. Hold
ers of Wichita lots Will cheer up accord
ingly.