St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-02-02
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

This, the winter of our discomfort, is not
made glorious summer nor do we wish it to
be until the Mckinley tariff is taken from
quinine, ginseng. dandelion root and other
spring tonics and toXics.
Lieut.. Schwatka appears to be the Invest
man ever reported dead by the evening
papers.
Gen. Miles has been given banquet by the
Chicago Coaching club, but we trust this
will IN nowise interfere with the investiga-
ton of Secretary Mobiles management of
Indian affairs
The jamestown, n. D.. insane asylum calls
for an appropriation of $500 for hen house
One of the patients has probably, broken
into the bookkeeper's office and appropri-
ated letterhead on which TO do his writing.
1t having reached the ear of Senator In
gals that he had been mentioned as a sue
cessor of the late Secretary Window, he sor-
rowfully ierked one thumb over his shoulder
in the direction of Mr.. PETER and whispered
He's in the successor business, clear over
his boot-tops."
sluggard slugger Sullivan has boiled over
again: this time at GAINESVILLE, Wis, where
he captured whole train crew, passengers
and all. Some disciple of Prof Koch should
discover remedy Tor such vermin as Sui
livan
Grover Cleveland and David B. Hill met at
a banquet recently, in New York, face to
lace; bowed, smiled, sat down, and tucked
napkins under their respective double chins
Now what are the foam-fecked Republics
newspapers going to do in case like this!
lghatius Donnelly insinuates that the
Pioneer Press critieises his literary work.
Why does not Mr.. Donnelly criticise the lit
erary tone of the P. P, or has he failed so
far to discover any?
The Denver Times says that England is
now thought 10 have designs on the Sand
witch islands since the death of King Kala-
kauai If Kalakaua has been standing off
John Bull all these years, why was he not a
bigger man than jim Blaine?
DR.. Gallinger. of New Hampshire, will be
the only physician and surgeon in the SEN
ate; but the nose smashing takes place in
The New York Press consoles Mr.. ingalls,
with the reflection that he has done yeoman
service for the Republican party" Yes,
ingalls, was one of the yeomen who turned
Kansas. Minnesota, Nebraska, Wisconsin,
Massachusetts and Illinois from Republican
stamping grounds into Democratic pastures.
Yes, the blinking Iridescent Is quite yeo-
man in his way.
Poor Wisconsin is in hard luck just now
New York Press. You mean Wisconsin Re
publicans.
A New York paper says that Lawrence
Barrett is attracting to the Broadway theater
distinctly fashionable audiences" Johnny,
get your dress suit, dress suit dress suit!
IN the next congress Tom Reed will be as
lonesome as sweet girl graduate whose
dress didn't come home in time for her to at
tend commencement exercises.
George Frisbie Hoar cannot secure patent
on cloture; he has not got even working
model.
Quite number of Chicago ciJiZens are re-
queSted to come to st. Paul and clean the
snow from in front of their lots in the Mid
way district. They will have plenty of time
before the world fair begins to simmer.
There is no consolation race for defeated
candidates for the United States senate.
The spectacle of A. r. Kiefer and j. J. Me
Cardy nosing about among Democratic city
and county offices as non parlisans would
make the angels weep. Ii anything in this
helpless world could make a grand jury
ideal, it would be the presence upon it of
such single-hearted patriots. The grand jury
is the palladium of our liberty.