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The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

When a fly lights on your hand you
can't tell whether he Is sitting or stand
inr. But 1t Is q different thing with q
bee,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

A mountain side makes the best pas
tpre for Young cows, bec ,use climbing
TENDS to strengthen the calves,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

Hsyor Tily.on, OF Richmond. va,
eill shortly 20 10 New Yak TO consul
viii Mrs. Jrner on D Wis Wit ie H..u
D. o / lining her o riDi.s on for me -
r,ay.l If her iu bands remains 70
Ana in'er n'nt
The mo quito is a desperately w'o as's
rratnre. IL never ress unth 81
'bchind the bars"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

The terminal oil '.olanir in Hawiian
names means .'of the Leavens." Thus
Lukiuokolani means "Lily Of the
Heavens
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

PREcocIoUs YouTn.--Carer-sAnd
do you owe your teach r, johnny"
Johnny-"Naw. she's q brunette.
Blondes are my style.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03
HUNo~oUs

Never call a man another unless you
know what yol are talking about, and
be careful then.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

LAFAYETTE College at Easton, Penn.
proposes TO cive one student from each
county q years. free nsttuction in road
building.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

ron the lrst time the United states
asst year produced more pig iron thai
Great Britain.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

A sixteen.year.old feamsier In q
iichigan town weighs BIO pounds.
summer brings leave ~ofansence, but
utumn brings ahsencs Of leaves.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

There In no need OF beiug imposed on II
GU will insist on having tho Fraser Brand
I Axle Grease Que greasing WI! Last
wo weeks
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

1t Is true economy tobuy Hnod's sarsapariiIa,
for "ito Doses One Dollar Is original with .
true only OF this ponular medicine. II you wish
to prove this, buy a bottle of HOODS Sarsapariila
and measure its confs MIS-. You VIII dad to holt
lO t~easpoonfuis Now read the directions, ald
you will End that the average dose for persons
OF diferentage Is less than u feaspooniul This
Is certainly conclusive evi ence Of the peculiar
strength and economy Of Hoods sarsspari1Ia
diva IL a trial this st,rIuQ-
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

In a recent issue Of an American
magazine, Mr.. Blowitz, the Paris cor.
respondent Of the "London Times
gives q very interesting account Of how
he soooped all his esteemed contempt.
raries by telegraphing to London .
copy Of the Berlin treaty. Not thu
least difficulty which he had to over
come was the getting Of q permit e
send by telegraph the matter which hi
had the good luck and good manage
ment to secure. He had to get int
Belgium to do it, and even then he hae
TO have an order from q very high au.
thority or otherwise his message would
not have been taken.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03
Y. ). CHENEY& CO., Toledo, o.
&8Sold by Druggists, 7oa.

The number Of Indiansi in the United
Sta.es who al read English Is stated
TO be over 2 5000; toe number who can
read Iniian languages is over $1,000.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

TEE TRINITY CHURCH estate In
New York City is worth $50, t0O,-
300, and is rapidly increasing in VAL
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

For Throat Diseases. Coughs. coids. etc..
e~ffectual relief is found 10 the use Of "Broson's
S,onehlai Troehss." Price Is ees. sold only II
koxss.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

ElTst A Eta Stopped Tree ny Dr. Eltne's areas
Nerve kesiorer. No Fits afser rrst days use MAJ.
ytlous cufef. Jieaiike and ~ w trial oottls tree ~
lnvsAtG M 70 VI. kiine.ysl Arcu ~ Paula
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

Cobwigger-"Why doesa woman have
her pocket where us 30 hard to get at
it2"
Merrlt-"So that she a stick her
friend for the car fare"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

Previous TO the the Of Eliza beth the
My article TO assist In eating was the
acknife.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

A Yankton North Dakota) ehuzsh
has electric lights.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03
NEWSPAPER SCOOPS
low REPORTERS EXERT THEM.
SELVES TO GET NEWS.
s.ue Notable Instance Of Enterprise,

~ L
A history of scoops would form ,
very good history of journalism from
the time newspapers first began to be
issued. One of the great scoops of his
tory was a prediction. The particulars
Of this scoop are SO historical that they
can be found in Kinglake's History of
the Crimean War. The "London
Times" predicted the battle Of Alma.
II called the battle that had not yet
been fought by the name 1t has been
known in history. Il pointed out where
it would be fought and pointed out
what would be the result. This re-
markable prediction was verified in
every particular, and, although the
.sTimes" afterwards kept on the pre-
dieting business as to the fall Of Sebas-
pol none Of Its other predictions came
true. This shows the beauty Of stop
ping predicting when YOU have made
one big success.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03
Purifies the Blood

any little boy, for whom I procured Hoods
s~arsspariiIa, was so badly aniict-d with sorof
ula that the whole top Of hia head was one CON
plete mass Of matter. l dootored with him 1
years and found no rel Of. and then I heard o.
Hoods Sarsaparilis. I gave him one bottls, aud
there was a most wonderful improvement. I
then got one bottle more and that cured hin
completely 1 would MT DO vi. hort Hood's
sarsaparilia in the house. I give II to my chill.
dren for . spring medicine" Mrs. H.p.Lskof
l6l Hogan Vt. ct, ". Louis, No.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

When the Prince Of Wales visited
America, the "New York Herald" man
got q scoop on all his esteemed contem.
poraries by holding a wire against ali
corners. This was at Niagara Falls and
there was but one wire at that time &c
New York. The "Hersld" reporter
started sending in his messages, and
until he had inishd none Of the Other
men could send In theirs. He tele'
graphed every mortal thing that he
could think Of, described all the suit
the Prince of Wales wore and whai
the Duke of Newcastle said and did
and what every member Of the suite
thought and were likely to think about
and finally he had to fall back on thu
only book available, q copy Of the New
Testament, most of which was tele
graphed to the "Herald" In New York
By tho time he had finished with thu
volume 1t was then too late for any Of
the other newspaper men to send In {
special. If the men in the "Herald'
office read all the dispatches that CAME
In from the New Testament, the bis
sum of money paid for the telegraph
bill would not have been altogethei
wasted.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

Happiness Is not only the choicest
posse, sion, hut the cII-a.e st; 1t Costs
nothing, IL you on y think so,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

Football has been prohibited at the
Carlisle tPtnn.) Indian school as =
'slendish'' game.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-04-03

A Brooklyn n. " burglar ca led
off910 seis of art'Gsi..I teeth
The successful man ran never fo-get
no" lie ma Ie money but his children
can.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-03-29
RHal E&tatH @Halera.
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE BY
DUCKETT & FORD.
No. 617 r STREET N. W.,

NO. OH Il SIREEI N. W.,
8 ACRES, with pretty four-room cottage,
one mile from Hyattsville Price, $4,000.
35 ACRES, one-half mile from Riversdale
Station, six miles from Washington, six.
room dwelling and outbuildings, good yard
front, adioins the Riversdale subdivision.
Price, $500.
35 ACRES, five miles from Washington, via
Anacostia, with a four-room dwelling,
stable, courthouse, etc.; twenty acres
cleared; balance in good oak wood. $1,500.
Cheapest property near Washington.
20 ACRES. three-fourths OF mile from Belts
Vile Station, on Baltimore and Washing
ton Pike; nice six-room dwelling and out
buildings; excellent land; 500 young fruit
trees; plenty Of shade. $500. Terms easy.
10 ACRES, with four-room dwelling, two
mile east of Branchville. Plenty of fruit.
$1,400.
35 ACRES, one mile from Springfield Station,
Baltimore and Potomac Railroad, with
nice seven-room dwelling; high and beauti
fully situated; beautiful yard, with plenty
of shade; improvements in excellent order.
Price, $4,000; $3.50 cash and small monthly
payments.
400 ACRES of magnificent agricultural land,
divided into farms of 1856 and 217 acres; good
dwelling and outbuildings on each; about
1880 young fruit trees; land assessed at $40
per acre; will sell as a whole or separately
at SIS; one of the finest farms in the county.
200 ACRES, one mile telow Bowie, with dwell
ling and outbuildings; Immediately on rail-
road; young apple orchard OF Is acres,
great bargain; on easy terms, only $4,000.
2SS ACRES, within three-fourths of mile of
Landham Station and same distance from
Seabrook; dwelling and outbuildingsi in poor
order; about so acres cleared, balance in
good wood; about II miles from Washing
ton; as whole, or as tract of so acres or
more, at $40 per acre.
A large line of Farms and Country Property
generally In Maryland and Virginia.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-03-29
Holy Land Booming.

Real estate booms are not confined to this
country, for quite boom in real estate is re-
ported in Jerusalem by the American consul,
Mr.. Gilman, in consequence of the building of
the Jaffa and Jerusalem Railwaway. The loco
motives for the railroad have reached Pales-
tine They bear the name of 'Jerusalem,"
''Ramleh,' - and Jaffa." A Philadelphia COM
pany has the honor of supplying the motive
power. The most interesting facts about the
appearance of the iron horse in Holy Land is
that the Jewish rabbis have already figured
out fulfillment of the prophecy. In the
book of Nahum is found that which is now
interpreted as a revelation of the locomotive.
Consul Gilman tellg this in recent report to
the State Department. He sends the passage
The words are significant. They are found i'll
Nahum, III, 3, 4, and are as follows; "The
chariots shall be with flaming torches in the
day of his preparation. They shall seem like
torches; they shall run like the lightning.
re- Communications of any kind, regarding
Real Estate, Building, and architecture, are
solicited, and sOH be eheerJully received They
must be sent IN not later than Thursday after
noon Of each week, and addressed to Real
Estate Editor, Sunday Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

This story was told by an absent minded
mans Wits. Before the welding she re
marked. my husband said 70 mes Now.
Nell. know verS well that when the time
comes for me 10 produce that ring shall
never he ablc 10 ind 10. II ! put u In my
pocket shall never fnd the pocket, aud u
lido find the poke. shall never find the
ring. Suppose yon tako the ring, and iu',
at tho moment when need II you can slip
Il into my hand,
80 we agreed upon that arnngrmsa'.
When tie ceremony begsn he was ~ calm
a. could he. ! held The ring Ia my hagi.
ready to slip II over 10 him when the prop
er timcrhould some. lie began 20 get net.
les and Lost nli trace " tho service. Then
he began to idget. and bis hand went into
one pocket after ano,hcr-si,rrcpiitio
81 counn. had no Idea what was worry.
Ing him until he Whispered 10 me 20 loudly
that every ono around us must have heard
NJ. Nell, where Ia the world did ! Pat
that rinRi | have felt In every pocket and
can't lind w. won't have u when the
limo CONES
II opened my hand to show him that tho
ring was there WHERE did you grt ~ be
asked, and jnst then | had TO give II To
him, for the time had come" This story
Is not unkind, for every one who knows
this particular msn - familiar with bis
failing. and no on. enjoys telling about
the embarrassment which Il causes him
more than hc.--New York Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

Tho man At the theatcr who insists on
explaining the jokes, the ''aituatlonsp md
the whole play 10 his companion. 20 tho
disgust Of every one In the nelghborhood.
sometimes ceases 10 bc thorn Ia the flesh
aud becomcs asourcc Of amusement. This
was noticeable not 40 long ago nj a thcater
where tho Audience was well acquainted
with the players One of those laxative
flcnds who infest every theater insisted In
his usual way upon showing that he "kncw
IL ALL
lie described tho criticisms which had
bcon made upon one actor, told OF the dis.
satisfaction with his Interpretation Of the
part, and also intimatcd where his work
might well he improved. lie got on IA.
mously until the end OF ono oct, when
some one near him called attention 90 the
fact that on that night for the ilrst time
there was change In the cast. a new
man was playing the part that ulght, but
the wise man had not discovered this. lie
subsidized when he learned the truth. aud
every one thercabout gave the sarcastic
censor u glance full Of sympathy and Of
gratltude.-Ncw York Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

There are stale old Joke. about women
talking too much. The misfortune Of mod.
err society IL that In conversation. worthy
of the name, they talk too little. A woman
who differs Ia better than the one who IL
mute. Why l. II 30 often observed that
men will talk together on hnme subject
worthy Of human interest, but directly
ladies Join them they feel u necessary 10
b. polite. hut howl by bringing the
new corners into the intellectual circlci
by no means. hut rather by descending
TO very small talk. Anything which tends
10 raise the intellectual level among women
will tend most powerfully to improve con
yCrsntion.
We may despair Of attaining To the ~.
we're mental exercise described In Martin
Chuxzlewit' when the great Elijah pogFam
got out Of his depth Instantly. and the
three literary ladies wen never In theirs
hut IL Il desirable. In the interests n. well
Of conversation ~ OF even moro important
things, that women should. more often
than they are. be 20 taught that they will
be- neither playthlngs nor walking cncyclo-
podlas, but the genuine companions Of
incn.-Gentlemnn'a Gazette.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23


An electric lamp has been exhibited
which was connected with n sclcninm cell
and relay In such n manner that II was
automatically turned on In the dark and
cxtlngulshcd by the action OF Hight. The
action Of the lamp was shown by placing
the cell near n window and closlug the
shutters, when the lamp Immediately III up,
going ont again as soon m the shutters were
copenod. In another test, where daylight
was not available, the effect was exhibited
In not less striking way by alternately
screening aud exposing gnsburner placed
ut the distance Of n foot or two from the
sclenlum, or by turning the gas up aud
down. II Is said that this device Ia OF such
scnsitiveness that by moving q candle
backward and forward over range OF
about one Inch the circuit can 10 alternate.
ly closed and broken Us often a. desired. -
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

siiSa a,a ...n w. V mum snu CnlnA
ton manufacture, sent 10 France 10
be printed and finished. most OF
them, In excellent patterns.
I,o,s ~ R.m,,n,- - -,
our SILK stock, Reduced 30 pcr cent.
Pun, sin, G,en.d,r., A. p,.,,, pa,I.
Dot and other cholc. a..isns n n, ro W
ToNISHING REDUCTIONS
rr.,,h n,... p.,,. A..
Hal, n. p,.s ,cIns IN Gamers
ornawh,na,, a nhu stripe win disc
, " so",''A"o"'.
Las, weeks price $3.50, this week only
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

Our hest $500 Black Lyons eros Grain
Silk, warranted pure dye, for sl.sJl.
Best $500 Black Lyons Gros Grain
SILK, for si.25.
Best sl.0O Black Lyons eros Grain
SILK, for 15c.
Seven other grades in same proportion.
Best s2.25 Black Satin Rhadames for
si.07i.
beat sl.75 Black Satin Rhadames for
Sl.a5.
Best $3.50 Black Satin RhadAmes for
sl.05.
Four other grades Satin Rhadames 70.
duced In szmo proportion.
Best sl.5o Black India SIX for sl.io.
" si.eo " I" " " p5c.
sl.s5 Colored eros Grain Silks fol
00c.
Best Black and Latest Shades s5c
Surahs for 02lc.
Choicest Polka Dot si.5e six Sergcs
high novelties, Sl.15.
Choicest 81 80 genuine China Crepes,
loveliest shades, at Sl.OTl.
Sole Fantaiso In Plain aud Brocades
reduced TO $500, $500, g. 25 and D2Ic
Lovely Crepe do Chine, worth sl.bO, IoI
si.OO.
A lot OF pure China Silks, In ncwes
shades, mt 4T9c
Sl.4O Pure Silk Fnille Franchise for Csc
Our 6jc. Printed Pongees, In very lat
oct designs, for i9lc.
Our Toe. Printed Pongees, In very lat
cal designs, for 69lc.
Our o0c. Printed China Silks, In very
latest designs, for 07lc.
Our 05c. Printed China Silks. In very
latest designs, for zoe.
Our sl.l5 Printed China Silks, In very
latest designs, for soc.
ourn.a5 Printed China Silks, in very
latest designs, for $l.lO.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

A man who lived several years ago on
one Of the Islands Of Maine was commonly
cputcd to he a miser.
lie POSSESSED considerable property, and
one winter during the session Of the legis.
laturc had occasion to visit Augusta. He
stepped intoa restaurant for dinner. and
the walter spread before him tho printed
bill Of fare.
The novice took II for bill Of charges.
lie ran his cycoycr IL aud quickly footed
up the figures at the right OF the page.
Then hc sprang TO his feet In indignation.
What" said he, ''all that to pay. aud |
halnt eat moufhiul yetW
No doubt he thought Augusta people a Sc,
OF sharpers. On his next visit TO the capi.
tai he carried with him pail of yictuals.-
Lewiston Journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

Some fifteen years orso ago. when Robert
Louis Stevenson made one among the little
colony 81 art students and others ut Bar.
blkon, discussion arose ~ 10 who, out Of
all their number. could best he spared by
the world at large-hc, In short, who never
would be missed by the general public
Their was some difficulty about coming TO
q decision, no, finally, every one present
inscribed tho name Of his candidate on
Mp Of paper The slips were folded, placed
u hat and. on being opened and read.
proclaimed that all (himself ineluded) had
voted for steyensonl--San Francisco Ar.
gunAut.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

SONG.

Tor me ne Jasmine buds unfold.
And silver iAldes star the lea.
The crocua boards the sunset gold.
And tho Wild roe breathe, Tor me.
Ifeei tho sap through the bonsh returning.
share the skyiark's transport nnc.
ltnow the fountains wnyward yeArning-
lave. and tho world "a mine'
Hove, and thoughts that some time Rrieyed.
stiii. we'll remembered, Kfieve not lnti
From all that darkened and deceived
Cpsoars my spirit free.
yor soft the hour, repeat onc story.
Sings the se> one strain divine.
Ny clouds arise all sushed vi 4 glory
love. and the world Il minei
-riorence Earle Coates In iIsrrer's Weekly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

An Englishman put on pair Of wooden
stockings over his silk ones on cold win.
ter day. AT night he pulled the stockings
OIL without separating them, and was as.
tonishcl by the cracking noise and even
the sparks Of electricity which followed.
When hc drw tho tllk stockings out Of
.he wooden ones the electrical attracts ion
was NO manifest that the stockings would
incline toward one another when held some
distance apart. IL happened that the silk
stockings were black and tho wooden ones
OF Hight color, hut when he tried the ex.
pertinent with both stoekings Of tho same
color there was no electrical manifestation.
--iloston Transcript.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

Martin Luther the sturdy old rc-
former, Informs us that the devil ap.
poared to him and so cnragod him that
he threw "a heavy inkstand at him,
whoreupon tho father OF all evll van.
ki.a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

In thedeslre to train children IN the way
OF neatneSs many people make the little
ones az bedtime carefully fold each gar
ment taken OF. II lisa mistake to do tits
~ Tue clothes need to be thoroughly aired
uhrlng the night. The child may be taught
70 hang them up on low hooks and thus
se0ulre orderly hahlls. -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23
WHAT is A GUARANTEE?

merchants and saesmcn In the habit OF ndiscrimnntey
with thought Of being called
rerncous foolish custom
respected In the breach than In the observance.
value should bc made with knowledge Of
the manng the the
guarantee tools the makers instruct warrant and
place any tool found imperfect In USE ...tI
best Judgment acquired by considerable
rence selecting following items stock and sell them
absolute that II they do not prove
represent win the purchase
full.
"Jswe" Range. flushed article, perfectly proportional,
made OF the best material Donr fail IT, II will
"Quick Meal, No Generator, Evapong Lght
goa No SMELL No danger No complication Every occ-
away with. Think
comfort missed In Summer by avoiding the heat Of big Kitchen
Range.
'supcror Ranges Superior Superior
Of fuel Superior In design Superior In construction.
Superior everything that make perfect cooking apparatus
The "Foote Refgcniors" An Ice Health promoter
Cellular lined. What hat7 Investigate 1t. II win
repay you
Our stock Of Builders Hardware House Farnshngs, Garden
Hose Lawn spnklcp Lawn Mowerec complete In
Il. C. COFFIN HARDWARE CO..
PrO0ress ButidtnO
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

Don't treat tho hotel clerk as II no
We're personal enemy because lio does
not give you the best room In the house.
There Is only ono best, and tho other
honorcd guest arrived int and agreed
10 pay the price for tho room.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23
DRESS GOODS BARGAINS.

Nlss weeks prices cOosd Brliantines os this
~ ." " French serges, 6Oc, 4s,c
g, and stems i,b.vios ast x..p Az
49, '"'' "oeA
~ pieces assorted styles and qualities last weeks ranging
No. -on lot Of lines Of Novelty Dress Goods price from
Soc O0c, this week all at52Ec - ~
z<s- WE INTEND THIS SALE A SUCCESS -z.u
Our cut rrc shall intelligent lady admit that this s
all '' 1850 '"'"N'
our Cloak and shoe Chden Clothing Capeta Curtain epamen
are tempting Ahoplenr with genuine
at prices wa,,.r
article ''~-' '''""''NA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-23

FFiend-I understand your wife's family
trace their lineage back to William the
C1nqueror.
Mt Msek-I gues that's so. Old VIII.
,ain wa. q terrible fighter. wasn't bei--
New York Weekly.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-08-06
Russian Jews.

\ fresh decision of the Russian govern
ment concerning its policy. towards the
Jews debars the children of Hebrews not
having the right Of soiournins III Russia or
the residents o. any Russian district, with
ont permit from admission 20 middle and
higher schools.
Novee Vremya to-day in announcing that
this order will take effect at the beginning
of the next scholastic year, praises the reg
ulation as assisting to reduce the Jews 10
their national soil level.
The influx OF Jewish imni-
grants into Germany is rapidly
abafng. This Is partly owing
TO stricter official supervision. Hundreds
Of the immigrants who succeeded
in reaching Germany have been sent back
70 Russia on the ground that they had
fraudulent passports, or that they did not
possess means To proceed to their des ma
uoa outside of Germany.
the great number of Americans who at
tended the BeyrCuth festival has been the
subject of much remark On the part of the
German press. l. seems to De generally
admitted that the financial success Of the
undertaking was practically due 10 the
great American patronage