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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
NOTICE OF ELECTION

Is hereby given that an election will be
held in Salt Lake city, Utah, on Monday,
the Both day of March, 1891, for the pur.
pose of voting upon the issuance of bonds
for school purposes. The voting places for
said election will be as follows:
First precinct, at the Ninth ward school
house.
Second precinct, at Independence hall.
Third South street, west.
Third precinct at the Sixteenth ward
schoolhouse.
Fourth precinct, at the Twentieth ward
schoolhouse
Fifth precinct, at Thirteenth ward
schoolhouso
The polls will be opened one hour after
sunrise, and will be kept open until sunset
of said day.
The amount of bonds proposed to be
issued is three hundred thousand dollars.
OF the denomination Of one thousand dol :
lars each, to bear interests at five per
centum per annum, one half of said bonds
to be made payable in ten years and the
other half in twenty years from their date.
The said bonds are proposed to be issued
to procure sites for schoolhouses and the
erection of school buildings
The judges of election will make their.
returns to the Utah commission. By order
OF the Utah Commission
ELIJAH SELLS, Secretary.
March Z 1901.
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one in the place. Her stock is limited.
both as to quality and quantity, but her
customers never find fault. AUNT Judy,p
they say, sis SO obligingI"
One day stranger in the town was at.
tracted by placard above some glass tum-
blers in her shiny show window. Eight
cents apiece, dollar dozen.h
'That strikes me as rather oueer.n he
said to himself, and walked into the shop.
Aunt Judy regarded him affably over her
spectacles as she sat rocking behind the
counter, and rose at once.
SIS there anything you'd like, sir?" she
asked.
why" said the gentleman, 81 thought
Pd like to ask about those tumblers out
there in the window. How does it happen
that they're more expensive to buy by the
dozen than singly? When was a school
boy, twelve times eight was ninety-six,n he
added in jocose tone.
$50 it was in my day" said Aunt Judy,
with some severity of tone; "but I keep
those tumblers, young man, to accommo-
date, and the disappointin' customer who
might come in for an extry tumbler, havin'
broke one, after I'd sold the whole dozen
to one person, is more expense than four
cents to me, STRIP and she seated herself in
her rocking chair with the air of person
who made a telling point.-Youth's Com
DaniOn
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Dict for a Healthy Man

A wholesome diet in good health for
man of business, who walks fair distance.
or INDUCES in some equivalent out door
exercise, would be abundant and palatable,
inviting in appearance and accompanied
by plenty of pure, cool water, lemon and
orangeade, the juicy fruits and salads, the
succulent vegetables, meat and vegetable
soups. beef and mutton-preferably boiled
or roasted-sea fish, CLANS, oysters, game.
poultry. digestible sweets and tea, coffee.
cocoa or chocolate in moderation. Frozen
ices and creams eaten moderately, when
the system is not overheated, are refresh
ing and nutritious. Whole wheat bread,
baked potatoes, milk, cream and new
cheese, new laid eggs, either boiled or
poached, will complete an ideal dietary for
a healthy man who uses his brain rather
than his muscular powers.-Harper's b.
gar.
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A Pitiable Case,

Amy-It seems strange to me that you
and Mr.. Linger have never married, or at
least become engaged. He seems devoted
to you.
Mabel-If it wasn't for that unfortunate
impeachment in his speech we might have
been engaged by this time
AMY know he shutters dreadfully; but
l wouldn't reject him on that account if
were you. He's a good hearted young man,
and would make good husband.
Mabel-Oh, it isn't my fault
Amy-Then what is the trouble?
Mabel-It's this way. He has begun to
propose five or six times, but lie is so slow
about it on account of his suffering that
some one always comes in before he gets
through and interrupts him, anG I think
he is discouraged now.-Harper's Bazaar.
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Royalty in a Yankee citv.

There is public library in New Eng
land city to which Edward King, of New
port, had made gifts, including several
statues. On the pedestals of these was duly
inscribed an acknowledgment to the donor
A lady who was being shown about the
library one day paused to look at one Of
these figures, and read aloud the legend:
Gift of Edward, King of Newport, she
read, with the superb stupidity of which
the human intellect is capable only in great
moments. "Why, bless my soul! did not
know that Newport had eyer had king!"
Boston Courier.
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SISTER WARREN.

Every day, mid shine or shower, for three long
years or more,
ohes gone her roisnds with q nod and smile,
Ior sne we Irre st every door.
Inc mllk she sells Is good and pure tits every
day the same;
she goes around twice every day, the morning
and the evening.--
IL amt for pleasure that she goes, but to sup
49,, port her family.
lhey are ten in number believe, but that she
takes quite calmly;
Her husband, he is sic.ly too, that's why she
takes the lead
To earn their bread, q, d keep their home.
she's praiseworthy indeed
She tries to please YOU and always on hand IN
obfige you If sine can.
am one OF her friends, AID this is so, hes re-
spscted by every one
Ii through misfortune, I'd to find a way to earn
my living.
I'd never think OF starting up, 'gainst "Faith.
full Mrs. Warren. ;"
"A CUSTOMER
SALT LAKE CITY March G. 1891.
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DIED.

CoLBATH-In this city, March Z, 1891, Carrie.
Vile OF L. U, Colboth. Born July l2. 1S47
Funeral from No. 25, Fifth East street, March
g. at g p. In.
JOHNsoN-In the First ward of this city, March
o. 1891, OF a complication OF diseases, Sarah
daughter of Robert and Sarah Dearns and
wife of Thomas Johnson.
Funeral services at Ii a. m. on Sunday. March
s, at First ward meeting house. Friend,
invited to attend.
BIRD-At South Cottonwood, Ruebeu Gold
Bird, son Of William Alfred Abby Bird of tv.
phold pneumonia. Born February 10, 1896;
died March 4, 1851,
CASr-At Alta Utah, March4, killed in q snow.
slide, Barley Cast, aged about IS years
Funeral from Sleeves undertaking rooms.
at IL am. to-day, March g. Friends invited.
Cincinnati papers please COPY.
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he WAS NEATLY CAUGHT
TEE RURAL TEACHERS.
Very Interesting Time at the Last Session
- Held,

Very Interesting Time at the Last Session
= Held,
The Rural Teachers institute met in the
Twenty-hfth district schoolhouse Satur-
day, March z, 1891, at 1890 a. M, Presi-
dent P. P. Christensen in the chair.
Minutes OF the last meeting read and ap
proved.
The following programme was then car
ried out
1.-The subject of drawing was discussed
by Franklin Bell.
2-Discussion, GLOW to Gain the Respect
of Pupils, )" opened by Manouri Spencer.
3-Outline lesson in geography by Mr..
w. II. Lyon.
4-Song by P P. Christensen.
On motion, meeting adjourned
PROGRAMME FOR MARCH 81, 1891.
Primary drawing, Miss Bowers.
2.Model leseon in primary geography,
B. M. Ashton.
3-Song, j. A. Cornwall
4-Discusston, "Opening Exercises r,
E. Miller.
5-Fractions-W. H. Lyon
MANouRI SPENCER,
80 Secretary.
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HE DIDN'T LIKE IT
Judge Laney Will Allow Him to
Explain Why.
THE CULLUD GENT CONVICTED
Wouid-be Burglar Very Neatly Captured
Other Business in the Police
Court.

Fred Renke was before Judge Laney
yesterday on the charge of assaulting Mrs.
Jeannette Lynch, a neighoor It seems
that on Friday. Renke took offense at some
thing which Mrs. Lynch stated concerning
his wife, and expressed his disapproval in
very emphatic manner. He was adjudsed
guilty and sentence was set for Monday.
MATTE THE WASHER
John Miller, colored man, supposed to
BE the husband of Matte Miller, the Com
merclal street nymph, who was convicted
on Friday of robbing Stauber Luce of s44
was tried on the charge of receiving stolen
property. The evidence showed that Mil
Ter and his wife have been running regu-
lar robbers roost on Commercial street.
Inc woman would entice the victims
to her room, rob them and turn the Doodle
over to Miller. In their room was found
ABOUT dozen purses, most of them empty.
IN one was collection OF about fifty rare
coins. OF considerable value to collector.
Miller was convicted and will be sentenced
to morrow.
he WAS NEATLY CAUGHT
Early yesterday morning Officer Birk-
ner saw a man named William Stewart
coming out of Mays meat market, on First
South street The officer called to Stewart,
but instead of stopping, the latter took
to his heels. Several officers gave
chase, and after a fusilade from
their pistols, ne was caught in the
rear of the Times Office. He will have an
examination on Monday on the charge of
attempting to commit q burglary.
OTHER BUSINESS.
John Lowery, Paul Smith, Neal Dow. E.
n. Bush, George Thomson and Barclay
Kelly were fined IS each for drunkennsss
The case Of John Hamilton, charged with
the crime against nature, was continued
until Monday at q pm.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
Un.iustly Reproacbed.

Old Gentleman-Aren't you sorry now
that you didn't work for your money
like other people?
Connective worked hard for all the
money I ever made, sir.
Old Gentleman thought you were
here for counterfeiting?
Convict-So I am. I made $4,000 in
tens and twenties, and I've done ten
years at hard labor for it.-Detroit Free
Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
Not Teeded.


"Do you keep burglar alarms here?'
she asked of the owner Of the shop.
"Yes'm."
care they sure to go Off"
"They are
''Kill the burglar every timer"
"Why, no. A burglar alarm is not ex-
pected to kill burglar"
'What, Them
''To alarm the household"
''Oh, that's it? Well, our household
has been alarmed every single night For
the last twenty-seven years, and can't
see that we really need burglar alarm.
Sorry to have taken up your time, but
you really ought to make them kill the
burglar. Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
STOCKHOLDERS NOTICE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
" undersigned president and secretary ofthe
Deseret WOODEN Mills Co. and of the board OF
directors OF said corporation, that there will be-
a meeting OF the stockholders OF said corpora
ton held on Monday, the 9th day of March, 1891
at the hour OF II o'clock I'm. Of that day at the
company'S Office in Salt Lake city, for the pur-
pose OF amending the articles of association OF
said company by increasing its capital stock
In witness whereof we have hereuntoset ur
handS and affixed our seals this 18th day of
feoruary, 1891. FRANK JENNINGS
President.
W. P. JENNINGS
Secretary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
Before He Was Born.

Young Man complaining to his baker
of the bread)-See herel Your breads so
hard can't eat it.
Baker Indignantly Young chap, /
made bread long before you was born.
Young Mani don't doubt it, sir, and
Judge it's some Of those same ioaves you've
been selling me.-Epoch.
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Drew the Linz There.

The shoemaker's daughter dressed for
promenade)-Now adieu, papa, I must
go over to the conservatory.
Father-Ah, but wait bit and I'll go
along with you part way.
Daughter-Father, what possesses you
to suggest such a thing? Think of my
social position,-Flieaende RIatter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
Improyed Reflector.

An excellent device for improving the
lighting of churches, public halls, ETC., is a
new patented opal and silvered double
cone reflector" 1t is specially designed for
use in churches, halls, theatres, stores,
ETC., and is made from IS to 100 inches in
diameter and with from to 100 burners
New York Commercial Advertiser.
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Beneath CONTEMPT.

Mr.. De Broker-I am defaulter, and
want you to defend me.
Great Lawyer = Certainly, Mr.. De
Broker; I'll get You off all right. Have
no fear. How many millions is it?
Mr.. De Broker with dignity}-Sir, l
am short only few thousands, and !
hope to pay that some day.
Great Lawyer Ito Office boy)-James,
show this vile scoundrel the door!-New
York Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08

A young woman visited museum of
natural history, and for the first time in
her life saw human skeleton. Dear
me" she exclaimed How Notifying it
is to think that one will ever look like
that! 1t makes me aehomed to be seenw
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How she c.lc,,ated.

n mathematical brain, or as some people
say, "a good head for figgers," is con-
venlent thing to possess. But there is one
ola lady in Massachusetts town who evil
IDENTITY does not.set high value on her rep
utation in this respect, thoughsh no doubt
considers herself "a good 'calc'later," not
withstanding. '.-'''
She keeps small crockerys hop. the ONLY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
ORTIZ AIRY

The funeral services over the remains Of
EiVera Eckmann wife of the late George Eek
mann, will be held at the Scandinavian Metho-
dist church, between First and Second South,
on Second East street, to-day at o'clock
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Free Wants!

III employm ent advertisements inserted three
times without charge; other ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in
inIs Column loc. per line first insertion &C. each
Iline siter; by the month, Il per line Marriage
nouces el; birth notices, Soc death announce
n ents. Tree; obituary comments &c. per line
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FOB SALE Oh EXCHANGE FOR CITY PROP.
ERTY

A FARM OF FORTY ACRES, WELL I'M
"A proved and all under cultivation Water
rights, besides having two flowing wells, suit
able building, and beautiful shade trees sur
half miles from Fieasarit Grove Utah corntv:
on easy payments. For particulars inquire w
5. Campbell, 678 s. Third East street, Salt Lake
city. Utah
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AUCTION.

Parties attending the auction sale OF fur
niture Monday, at 329 Fifth street, can
take the Twentieth ward car &c Fifth
street; only one block from cars. See the
red flag.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
THROUGH SLEEPER TO SIT. LOFTS

Commencing Sunday, February /, 1891,
through Pullman palace sleeper will run
from Salt Lake city and Ogden to St.
Louis via Denver and Kansas City over
the Union Pacific and Missouri Pacific
railway
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
AKNICATED EUREKA CREAM.

The finest and most reliable lotion for
chapped hands, rough and sore skin, sun
ourn and tan, pimples, etc. Especially
druggists. "'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08

The presence of dandruff indicates a dis
cased scalp, and If not cured, blauching ,of
the hair and badness will result. Halps
Hair Remover will cure it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
DEATH FROM .KInNEY nIsEAsE

Is the most unfortunate and untimely end
ing OF thousands of the American people
annually. Oregon Kidney Tea is guaran-
teed to cure all forms of Kidney troubles.
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March z. 1901.
ACLEaR AND SOFT SKIN 10 rup

Pride of its possessor and much admired
by all. To preserve it, we recommend Ar
nicated Eureka Cream. the finest of all
lotions. Twenty-Five cent bottles at drug
QlStS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

MANIFESTATION BY LADY STEM
" ograpner and typewriter, recently from
the east; has had five years' experience: first
class references. Can furnish Remington type
writer. Salary moderate. Address K, Herald
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H. HOP a. 60

A LARGE VARIETY OF IMPORTED NEW
II fancy goods, including Satsuma bronze and
expensive chfnaware. large variety OF liz,
20 s Main
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08

RROKER AND COMMISSION MERCHANT
~ money to loan on watches diamonds and
le"elry, and personal securities of all kinds.
Money advanced on goods and fixtures without
removal from the store. All kinds of goods
sold on commission. Private house sales by
auction Speciality, l53 Main street, Salt Lake
CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-08
TEE SOCIAL WHEEL CLUB.

The Cyclers Held Their Annual Meeting
The Result
The following officers were elected at, the
annual meeting of the Social Wheel club ::
Harry R. Browne, president; w. w. Hail,
vice president; P. o. Perkins, secretary !;
j. N. Sharp, treasurer; T. o. Angel, jr.,
captain; w. F. Creary, first lieutenant; M.
j. Egge, second lieutenant; H. Pembroke.
member executive committee: n. N. Mayo'
chief consul for the division OF Utah
League American Wheelmen). Following
is the roster:
g. Mehesy, Al. Hutchins.
David A. Qepew, d. Walterstein,
T. Llohtenste1n, G. B. MARYLAND,
Q. q. Beach. n. r. Evans,
J. B. Holman, Henry POLAND
a. d. Ensign, q. 4. Jones.
r. j. Lambert, James FORSYTH,
o. Angel, H. Luce ir
sam D1nsmore, John a. Alter,
Frank Rumell, H c. Creary.
George Culver, A. E. Enise,
John H. Vincent
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Put None but Cooks on Guard.

Young Husband (wife at church. girl
away)-Let me see. She said as soon a.
the water boiled to put the meat in. /
wonder how fellow can tell when it
does boil?-Puck. e@M Tan ~
sIMPSON HILL DRUG co,
Telephone orders delivered without delay.
TeleDhOne No 5A1
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATB OF HUGH DAY, DECEASED-No-
u tlce is hereby given by the undersigned.
administrator OF the estate of Hugh Day, de-
ceased. to the creditors OF, and all persons hav-
ing claims against the said deceased, to exhibit
them with the necessary vouchers. within ten
months after the first publication of this no.
tlce, to the said administrator, at his office in
the Hooper CLOCK, First South street. Salt Lake
city, in the county OF Salt Lake
;. W. DAREE,
Administrator of the estate Of Hugo Day, de-
ceased
Dated March g. 1891.
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TERRITORY OF UTAH. -
County of Salt Lake. o.
1. B. H. Schettler, assistant cashier.of above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the above
statement is true, to the best of my knowledge
and belief B. H SCHETTLER
Assistant Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 6th
day OF March, 1891.
[sEAL. L. MOTH IvERsoH,
Notary Public
Correct-Attest:
GEORGE O. CANNON,
JAMhS JACK,
h B. CLAwSoN
: Directors
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WINTER PASTURE
HENRY e. N. PHELPS.

HORSES AND CATTLE, FED AND
II stabbed: See Froiseth & Co., 6SH East
Second South
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FoR sALE--A RANCH CONSISTING OF
fifty tons OF hay; saso. sI.ooS cash bals euse
two or four years. Apply c. G. Wright. man
ager Coop. Wagon and Machine cornoany.
Idaho Falls, Idaho
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NOW OPEN AT CORNER OF THIRD EAST
IN and Secord South streets. Everything
new. Forty rooms to let ffurnished) ;one-haif
'front.' room, large and sunny. Terms reasonable.
Call and see.
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LOST.

[ OST-A SORREL SHETLAND MAREi
IL colt, en- the night of February g. Returui
to Angus M. Cannon's residence, Fourteenth,
ward, and be rewarded
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STATEMENT
lions Savings Bank
TRUST COMPANY,
At Close CT Business, February
26, 1891.

RESOURCES.
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FOR Observation-Disclosures.

TOR SALE-TWO- REvoLUTIoN BOOK
y and news Campbell press. Size OF bad
51xo2; speed per hour, LOO; with Dexter folder
attached. Will print and fold four or eight page
paper. Only two years in use In thorouSh
GOOD ORDER. Apply at the Herald for terms.
DOR SALE - FURNITURE OF A TEN
room house. Call and see: 105 East. First
South street --S'
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WAnTED-s,TuaTlnMs-MaIE

WANTED - COMPETENT EASTERN
w shoe man desires position, wholesale or
retail Address G., $50 East Second South
street, CITY ~
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1891-05-01

Col VanHorn, Twenty-ifth infan-
try, to be colonel OF the Eighth in
fantry; Maj. Andrews, Twenty-!rst in
fantry, to be colonel of the Twcnty-tiftil
infantry, and Capt. Wherry. Sixth in
fantry, to be major of the Twenty-first
infantry.
The examination of Nicholas Bader,
at New York, who tried to enter the
country as an emigrant from Germany,
disclosed the fact that he not only had
no money nor friends. but that he had
been convicted OF murder and served a
long sentence in an insane asylum in
Germany. He says that when he was
released the German authorities paid his
expenses to this country. His affidavit
will be sent to the treasury department
with the suggestion that Germany be
asked for an explanation.
The proprietors of the Boston
Ideal Opera company have brought
suit against the Cleveland, Cincin-
natl, Chicago & st. Louis Rail-
way company for $4,000 damages for
breach of contract whereby the company
was unable to reach Louisville from Poo
ria in time to give performance, re-
sulting in loss of receipts and the conse-
quent dlsbanding of the company.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1891-05-01
The Lig Generals Salad.

The late Chief Justice Chases daugh-
ter tells this story OF visit to old Gem
eral Winfield Scott at CozZens, West
Point: "iie gave us seats at his own es-
pccial table, and was very kind to US.
but | was terribly afraid of him. One of
his greatest pleasures at the table was
to mix the most fiery of salads. which he
would send by his own man (who always
stood behind his masters chair} with
the General compliments to the favored
few. My gastronomic tastes were far
from being developed, and the old gen
tleman's red pepper and mustard nearly
killed me. simply could not eat the
burning stuff. Feeling the Generals eye
upon me, | vainly tried to swallow it,
but failed ignominiously. with tears
coming into my eyes with the effort To
add to my discomfort and modification,
voice roared out in deep tone from
the Generals throne: THE little Chase
does not like my salad"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1891-05-01
Kansas Philosophy.

Men measure common sense by grains,
ana use the ounce measure for vanity.
Success may hurt man, but there
never was fellow who was not willing
to run the risk.
There is only one way of doing thing
right, but how many ways there are Of
doing thing wrong!
The modern Beauty and the Beast:
lie calls her beauty before marriage
and she calls him a beast after.
Inc ignorance of some persons of the
world is as great as the ignorance of
some worldly people of religion.
y woman is NEST religious when She
IS poor: man seldom begins to think of
reiig ON until he las bccs me rich
rue trouble OF it is that people do not
get well enough acquainted before mar
rlage, and get too well acquainted after