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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

syTRINITY METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH. SOUTH Broad street corner Twen.
tieth)-kev. p. A. PErEhsos, pastor. Preaching
at II o'clock A. n. and at O'Clock =. NJ By
Rev.W. g. JAMES. Wednesday night service st 3
O'Clock. A cordial invitation to all. 70
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

sE-FIRsT BAPTIST CHURCH corner
Twelfth and Broad streets. Preaching ~ II
o'clock A. NJ. and o'clock Z. ~. by Rev. JoHS
POLLARD, d. ID. Is
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

Gs-CLAY-STREET METHODIST EPIS.
streets.-Presching. by the pastor, ksv; w; H
ArwIIL at II A. n. and s:i5 2. N. Sunday
school at 9i5 A. NJ. Wednesday.nfght services
at s:l5 clock. Public cordially invited. 70
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

A little Swedish girl walking with her
father on starry night was 30 attracted by
tho brilliancy Of the sky, all lit up with twink
ling stars from one end to the other, that she
father asked her what she was thinking Of so
irtently. Her answer was: Il was Just
thinking if the wrong side of heaven is 30
glorious what must the right side be-"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

Caruthers-Ot what use ma family tree,
anyhow! ,..h ;r.o
the shade OF course.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

rr-sECOND BAPTIST CHURCH corner
Main and Sixth streets. Row. w. W. LASDRUM.
D. d., pastor.-Serylce at II A. NJ. IS
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11
New Orleans,
RICHMOND STOCK MARKET.

NV ORLEANS. La. Oct. 1O.-Markets dull and
uuchanred
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

streets-Rev GEORGE II. RAY, Pastor. Sunday
morning class at . clock. Preaching At II, A.
NJ, and F. NJ. Wednesday might services 1T
7a5 O'Clock. Young Mems aysr-mestino
Thursday night at 7:45 o'clock. q
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

fy- yENABLE STREET CHURCH corner Of
Pickett and Nenable), r. II. PIrr ID. d., Pastor.
Sunday school at o:30 A. NJ. Preaching ~ II A.
VI. by Rev. |. b. UIMBERLAKE. to
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11
Liverpool Cotton Market.

LrvxapooL, Oct. l0.-Spot cotton steady:
niddiag uplapds. AltM; salss 1880
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

S-FIrTH-STREET NJ +. CHURCH, Rev W;
A. LAUGHoS pastor. -Preaching at II A: NJ. and
1880 T. VI. Wednesday services s:l5 r. NJ. Sun
day-school ats A. NJ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

rcLFIGH-STREET BAPTIST CHURCH
corner Twenty-ffth and LeIgh streets breach
ing on Sunday at II A. NJ. and si5 r. NJ. Sunday
school ut g:l5 A. NJ. Prayer-meeting on Aednes-
day night at : O'clock Young mems prayer
meeting tuesday night at o clock to
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

'y-FIRSr ENGLISH LUTHERAN CHURCH,
Seventh and Grace streets. -REv j. O. SEE:
GERs. pastor.-Seryices IL A. NJ, Sunday-school
VI. Is
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

~ FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Grace street corner Madison).--Rev. H. =;
KERR, d. D.. pastor, will preach At II A. NJ, and
sP. NJ Sunday school and Bible class at o:S
A. NJ 70
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

fg- FOURTH-STREET BAPTIST CHURCH,
Rev. II. F. WILLIAMS Pastor.-Preaching NJ II
A. NJ and ?. VI. Sunday school at 9:l5 A. d. to
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

SLadSInkbsn B stras R ShUHqh c scos
TON. pastor. Sunday school IA ". Worship ~
II A. Nj. and SIP N. Prayer meeting Wednes-
day at p. NJ. Young mems meeting Saturday
at8P.M. To
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

MOORE MEMORIAL PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCH laurel street, opposite
SUNDAY school AZ $50 A. NJ. All who come are
welcome aud seats furnished them.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

Es- WEsT-yIEW BAPTIST CHURCH. Rev.
WALTER +. HINES, pastor.-Preaching ct II A.
NJ. and 7:i5 Z. NJ Special services every evening
this week at 7: IS o'clock. conducted by. Rev. w.
W. LANDRuM. ID. d. The public are cordially IN
yited TO attend. to
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

rv CENTENARY CHURCH Grace street be-
tween Fourth and Fifth streets, Rev. W. 4. JUD,
xiSs, d. D., notwithstanding at II A. H. and
s p NJ by the pastor. to
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

sr-CHURcH OF THE COVENANT, Rev. J.
CALVIN STEWART, pastor.-Services in Bslvidsre
Hall at II A. M. Sabbath school meets st same
place at 9:30 A. NJ. Is
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

EMMANUEL CHAPEL. corner Washing
ton and Beverly strests.-Sunday School st $50
Rev ]. CALVIN STEWART aud Friday evening at
o'clock II
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

.BPINE- STREET BAPTIST CHURCH tcor.
ner Pine and Albemarle streets, Rev. J. Il
HUTsoN. pastor.-Preaching Sunday at II a. ".
Prayer-meeting Wednesday night. s:I5 o'clock.
Young mems prayer meeting Friday night, s:H
O'clock. u
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

ss-CHRIST CHURCH Twenty second and
Services az II A. NJ aud z. n. Sunday school
at 9:3O clock. Wednesday night service and
lecture at o'clock cordial welcome to all
Polite ushers in attendance.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

rwsEvE H-sTREET CHRISTIAN
A. NJ. byA r. MooRr. editor Of the Missionary
Weekly. and at z. II. by the pastor. Sunday
school at $3.50 A. NJ. Y. y. S. 9. Z. at 7;lo Z. NJ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

They should have power 10 Kill for exami-
A-'.'- any ar ma deemed necessary and IN
,-'e ~ tf.le 6 contagious or infectious dis
'-'e .o oreer KILLED al Affected animals or
,'- .A aael animals when deemed necessary
~ .-'-- Nf ~ order Quarantlned any Affected
o,ei animals OF animals that may
.tiaf hove been exposed IN other
.s, t-eg should have lull power to deal
ti.A case az. ording 70 their best Judg
~ ilry should also have the power
...N certain limits IN view II the fact
ia. q, n4n OF designated body Of men is ia
s''9n Vi all knowledge u call in counsel
'l tlo State or from without Us bOr-
advise w.th them in cases beyond ther
.-'-eLeo. Tie expenses OF such q cOmmls-
'n should 10 borne by the State which
.1'1 ~so allow To It's members Il reasonable
ems uol Tor thor services during such
IN q, lley may DO engaged in active duty
90 ,"rr 10 All or quarantine all animals
',a VITA contagious or infectious dis
,s7 as We'll as all known or suspected to
49, Deeh exposed IS OF primary importance;
ssg Oh value in the prevention Of the
VI huth disease Is possible without 10.
m uoss lctien OF property which 10 would
,o'e ana which must at times be upon a
IN. offensive scale ought not. however in
n.. w tie owner 10 be without CON-
,e..o',oA' oucn compensation would
,t-"''i1lly vary greatly under different circum-
So 10 order killed animals seriously
-. eco py disease commonly fatal in such
- Involves 40 hardship - the owner. and
paiS a,iu4~i7 no compensation mead be
fs~.a ~ me case o. animals evidently AT
re- pat with an apparent possibility OF
10y compensation equal 10
s.-D3 o. Their value might in many
an % Justly due the destruction Of
' not AZ a.! Affected at the time but
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

g-GROyE-AyENUE BAPTIST CHURCH
between Linden and Beech streets).-Dr. 3. A.
Goodwin. pastor Preaching sunday by. the
and Wednesday evening at 4 o'clock Young
mems prayer-meeting Friday night at soclock.
All are welcome. Is
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

fvUNfON Gospel. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Will te held at OLD Trinity church on Franklin
street sunday ~ and 7:9O r. NJ and on Tues-
day and THURSDAY at as +. NJ; also at the cor.
ner Of Seven and Main streets Monday and
lriday AZ 7. AS L. u.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

RICHMOND. Va. October 10. 1891.
CONVENIENT sKcURrTIHs BID. Asked
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

fg-ST. PAUL'8 CHURCH.-Divine service u
evening at s:i5 clock. Rev. Mr.. Carmichael ts
expected 20 preach at both services to-day. Tho
public cordially invited to al services 81 this
church
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

ESECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
DR.. Hoge will preach al II A. N. and p. NJ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

s1BROAD-sTREETM METHODIST CHURCH
corner Broad and Tenth streets>. Rev. W. Y.
TUDOR ID. D., astor.-5unday-school $50 A. ID.
Epworth League services Sunday evening 81
Rev. j. ID. HAMMOND. president Of Central Col
lege. NJ f. Church, South at Fayette, Mo. Leo
ture p. NJ Wednesday. Glass meeting. o'clock
Thursday night A cordial invitation to all. 70
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11
lower prices on cooler weather. Other fruits in
demand At above Quotations.

lower prices on cooler weather. Other fruits in
demand at above quotations.
SEEDS
Clover, 7a7'4c. per pound.
Timothy, ei31aSl.45 per bushcl.
Orchard Grass, sid0as1: 10 per busheL
Herd Grass 3jai0c. per bushel.
For small lots prices will be higher.
Winter Seed Oats: 55a65c. Der busbcL
GROCERIES AND wooDEswARh
Sugar: Crushed, &c.; powdered. Nc:
granulated. 4l4c; A, &c; of A. 44c.; yellow.
Soap: Common. sa5c.; best washing. ilfas]kc.;
toilet, l5a2oc. and fancy prices: country. Ease.
Teas: Blackd2osSoc.; imperial, s5acoc-; gun
Tubs: Cedar. si.5oasai5 nest. painted. $40
Washboards: Wooden. siasla5; zinc, si-5os
$3.50
Buckets: Painted. two hoops, si.S; three
Brooms: Two strings, slmasi.25; three
strings 81. 5aS2.OO; four strings, s2.00as25o.
Baskets: Willow. si.l5asi.so per nest, split ooa
rio p MrAL s~p wrLiFEED.
Corn Meal: nc; per bushel for country Sos
fancy ,smiiy. -iai 90; superfne. .s3a'..5; ex-
ira, family, s3.f0ass75; patent family, $3.50
iran. Is. bulk; bIownstun s~sas3 oulk;
Hav: No / timothy. sii5oasic.Oo: market over
stocked with other grades; No. 2, siS5oslf0o;
mixed clover and timothy s ..0asl0.5J; clovor
nominal. s900asi0.00.
Shucks: 60a65c.
Baled Straw: Z a4Oc.
Baled Oats: sii.0oasi2.oo.
CEMENT, LINZ. PLASTER. Frc.
Cement Rosendale, $40 per barrel
Lime: Agricultural. sai0c per bushel Rock
land. si.10asi, IS per barrel, according to guam
tity; Virginia, si.00asl.05.
Plaster: Lump, 800 per ton; ground, $50;
calcined plaster s1.6j.
North Carolina Tar, large size. IS; coal tar.
a.
Fire Brick: per 100. s55as6o-
Plasterlng Hair: ia5c. per pound
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

WESTMINSTER CHURCH. Rev. JAMES
LITTLE. W. A., pastor.-Frpostory. preaching
school scf at $50 A. N. Weekly prayer meeting
Wednesdays at . p NJ Is
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

cg-LAU L-STREET METHODIST
Albemarle streets. Row &, e. WERTESBAKER,
pastor Preaching at II A. NJ. and sP. NJ. Usual
services on Monday Wednesday and Friday
at 8 F. NJ
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

MONUMENTAL CHURCH. Rev. JOHN y.
NEWTON, rector.-Service and sermon at II A. NJ.
and p. NJ. sunday school at 9:So A. NJ. Wei
come to all.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

.g-THERR WILL BE SERVICES FOR MEN
In the Mission Tent, near the terminus OF she
electric car line on seventeenth street. SATURDAY
at 1915 p A., at which Rev. Preston Nash Win
speak. n also at 7'f5 NJ
On sunday services will be held at 4 p. H., d
which Dir. Douglas Leftwich will sing some
solos, and services again at 7:45 p. II. Theee
services will be in charge Of Rev, q. Y. VII.
lams.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1891-10-11

sE-PARK PLACE METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH corner Pine and Franklin strests).--
Rev. DR.. J. WILEY BLEDsoE, pastor, Services 1t
Into Good Hands" PRAYER and praise meeting
from 1880 to p NJ. Sunday school at e;i5 A. NJ.
Class meeting at p. NJ. Young mon PRAYER
meeting Wednesday at 5 +. NJ. Class meeting
Friday night at clock The public generally
is invited to attend all these services Seats free
and cordial welcome is extended to strangers.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

The Typical PEN wIeider is . scholar aud
also Gentleman.

The Typical Pen-wlelder Is q scholar aud
also "a Gentleman.
The typical newspaper man" OF
to-day Is a young man. He Is college
bred: he comes from good family
and Is a gentleman by birth and breed
Ing. He is brighter, quicker, has
broader knowledge OF men and affairs
aud he makes and spends more money
than his brother who goes into '.busi-
ness" He Is we'll dressed. well housed
and we'll fed. He has learned that
Bohemianism. rs exemplified by regu-
lar hours, infrequent baths. and in
cessant rum does not pay. and he has
left that sort OF Bohmianism to
chronic bnmlners and greenhorns. The
tone. the morale OF the profession
have changed within the last twenty
years. and the public is only just begin
ming 10 find IL out Educated people
Who keep their eyes open realize that
their notions OF the typical newspa-
per man. are sadly out OF joint, aud
they are revising their types. The
profession Is slowly moving on toward
its rightful place in public estimation,
aud the time Is not far distant says
Printers Ink. when II will stand. not
on "A par with. but ahead OF the law.
the pulpit, medicine and the other
liberal professions. In the meantime
we will be obliged TO endure with
what grace we may the would-be
brilliant sketches OF plnyrights and
novelists and the Internationally
stupid conclusions OF misiuformed out
siders who soc In every whislSy-sore-
headed scribbler typical newspaper
man.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

ing bones fell In confused heap at
his feet with sharp. dry rattle
The fictitious courage born OF Herr
yanzandts wine vanished In an In.
slant ut the horrible sight With n
shrek OF terror Joseph turned and
fled from the grisly phantasm. and he
never slackened his headlong pace till
he found himself on one OF the silent
streets at Egg Harbor City.
The next morning he headed little
exploring party, aud conducted them
through the bushes till they reached
the little circle OF pines that had shut
In tho horror OF the night before.
Lying there among the leaves and
rubbish they found the bleaching
bones OF mans skeleton; and close
hes de lay walking stick whose
heavy knob was mimic skull. and to
an angle OF which still chung few
gray hairs.
The Uranium had been crushed in
on one side as IL by terrible blow
from a bludgeon, and there was no
trace OF the glittering gold chain
worn by Zeiglers strange companion
OF the preceding evening. The staff.
few shreds OF cloth. aud the trees.
were all that rem aimed 10 tell OF some-
thing that had boen man.
The remains were taken away and
given decent burial, but moth
ing further was ever discovered in re-
gard to them. Whose they were
could never be ascertain ed.
Whether an insane murderer had
taken this awful way to guide the
world TO his victims body. or whether
the spirit OF tho murdered man him
self had returned from its abode In
the unknown and mystery Swallowed
future TO point out his mortal remains
for interment will probably never be
known. Joseph tried in vain to find
out the identity OF the singular man
who conducted him TO that midnight
scene OF horror on that pleasant moon
light night; and IL IL was not man.
what was 1t?
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. a. they
cannot reach tho seat OF The disease. Catarrh
~ blood or constitutional disease, and IN
order TO cure II you have 10 take Internal
remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure Il taken In
ternaliy, and acts Il rectly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Cntarrh Cure IL
mo quack medicine. 10 was prescribed by
some OF the bost ply -iclsns in this country
for years, aud II a regular prescription. III
ia composed OF the best tonics known, COM
bincd with the best blood purifiers, acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The per-
feet combination Of the two ingredients y
what produces such wonderful results IN
curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
n. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. price T5c.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04
A oueer u,r.t.

During visit To New Zealand DIR.
Fristedi. succeeded In obtaining a
specimen OF the qutint and nj most ex-
tinct kibi bird. The bird Is somewhat
like nm ostrich. but only the size OF a
crow; 1t has no wings at all, and is
covered with fur-like. short-striped
feathers Another peculiarly about
the klbi Is the fact that its egg IL
larger than one-third OF It's body. He
also succeeded In bringing home some
Maori skulls. which arc difficult to OBJ
tain. on account OF the manner In
which the natives bury their dead.
When the bodies have been so long
In the ground that all the flesh has
fallen from the skeleton. they uneartb
them and carry them into the interior
OF the forests. where they are de-
posted In natural caves. which are
very difficult 10 lind. Any one dis
covered with one Is suro 10 DO killed.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Dimpled, and fair as lily.
With curls of the golden rods hue,
And eyes like shy myosotis,
Refecting the sky's deep blue;
voice like the song OF wild bird.
Clear and sweet from the top Of its tree,
Unlike the Gagged ones threnody
OF longing once moro TO be free;
A laugh like the soft gurgling ripple
OF the brook la the meadow, that flows
In sinuous curves thro' the willows,
And murmurs song as IL goes;
A mouth like red rose half opened,
To whisper of love aud caress,
Has this wee, winsome. rare little maiden,
Sent by heaven to comfort and bless
-lmogene Pope.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04
Llgh, Hearts aud Plenty Money.

have completed my first week with
my Platter, and have So clear money.
am charmed with the business. l bought
my Platter from w. ii. Griffith a. Co,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio, for SO, and feel confident
IL people knew how cheap they could get a
platter and how much money they could
make, we would sec many moro happy
homes IL is surprising the amount OF
tableware and jewelry there is TO plate;
and IL Iersons now idle would get n Platter,
q ey would soon lave light hearts and
plenty Of money MRS. j. f.. NASH.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Hostetter McGinnis--I have n little sur
prise for you, Fanny dear.
Esmeralda Longcofhn-O, your photo
graph treproachfullyl Here you have
been spending more money on my ac-
count.
Hostetter McIinnis-You bet don't do
anything OF the sort. The boss ha I all
the clerks photographed at his own ex-
pense l suspect he wants to have our
pictures on hand In case any of us skip 70
Canada
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

A German poet having loaned small
amount 10 friend found IL very difficult
20 collect tho same, as his friend failed TO
recollect tho incident. Meeting his friend
in need the poet said:
III you don't pay me that seventeen
pfennigs which you owe mo 1 shall have
Co resort 10 extreme measures"
"And what may they bei''
ON dedicate my next poem in your
honor"
The friend turned pale and shelled out
abruptly.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Act Monday. Jones Ia bore)--Is
Miss Smith in Servant instructed by Miss
Smith)--No sir, she's out
Act H.-Tuesiay. Jones-Can i SEQ
Miss SMITH Servant INSTRUCTED -She's
sick and wishes 20 be excused.
Act Ill "Wednesday. Jones-How a
Miss Smith TO dayl Servant Qnstructedl
She says she's dead. Jones-How sad
Can see the remainsi
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Mr.. Bullion-'I notice, sir. that you
call 70 see my daughter quite frequently;
and ms she-er-appears 10 be favorably
impressed by you, think have n right
to inquire concerning your prospects,
Young Mani shall be rich some day. :,
al am glad to hear that
Eyes. Your daughter and have been
secretly married, and she has promised mo
half you leave''
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

N you stick a stick across stick
Or stick n cross across y stick
or cross n stick across stick
Or stick a cross across cross
Or cross cross across n stick
Or cross a cross across a cross
Or stick cross stick across stick
Or stick crossed stick across crossed stick
Or cross n crossed stick across a cross
o. cross crossed stick across a stick
Or cross a crossed stick across crossed stick.
Would that De an acrostic?
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04
The ne., Point.

DR.. Toolong. i hops you enjoyed
my sermon this morning.
Miss Smilax Oh, | did. very much
indeed
What part did you enjoy most?"
"0h. that part where you said. aud
now finally, brcthren.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Mother Eve latter they were expe'le
from paradise) -Addie, wish you would
take me 10 the orchid show.
Father Adam tangrily) Orchid show I
Don't you know that we havn't had any
show since your adventure IN that orchar n
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

A man who was old enough 20 know
better brought up the subject OF her lad
bread one day when his wife was mixing
the sponge. He was angry and wanted TO
pick fight.
She didn't say word, but slapped him
right over the mouth with the dough. he
turned aud fed.
This incident Is further proof that "a
soft answer turneth away wrath.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04
A modcrn IMPROVEMENT.

"how's this pnul err You've PAINTED
Father Time with moving machine in
stead OF n scythe -
That's all right We artists OF tho
modern school keep up with inventive
progress. -
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

First Of,cer-What was that noise over
on your leat.
Second ofilcer-A man stole a watch
from "A little boy, and the boy cried
First on cer--Did you arrest the man
Second officer Why, no; tho man was
quiet enough, but the boy made great
noise, so arrested him for disturbing the
peace
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

The removal OF warts Is most easily Of
fected by means or caustics, such as silver
nitrate, nitric acid, or arinstic vinegar.
Great care, however, must bo taken Ia
using them.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Mr. Tangle Maria, | think I'll take "a
little nap on the sofa
Mrs. Tangle- Henry, can't allow that.
Your little maps ON the sofa are taking all
She nap off IT,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

When Dobbins' Electric Soap was first
made In 1854 IL cost 20 cents bar IL is
precisely the same ingredients and quality
now and doesn't cost half Buy IL OF
your grocer and preserve your clothes. II
he hasn't IL, he viii get IT,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

DIR. Broadbent tells the British Medical
Association that mark Of n weak medi-
cal man is the indiscriminatc use OF stimu.
lants in fevers. ready resort In narcot.
les and sedatives, treatment directed TO
symptoms ony, not "A fondness for new
drugs OF high-sounding names.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

Mrs. Blifkins (time, midnight -Hor-
rorsl Husband Husband 1 hear somo
one burrowing through the wall.
Mr. Blifkins--Well. well lt must be
that book agent. | knew we'd all be ia
bed by o. clock and told him 10 come
nj half-past
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

"Do you consider this piano any
more reliable than the others becaus o
It's upright?n inquired the caller.
"No. sir" answered the dealor.
Those others are perfectly square"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04
Matrimonial Item.

Mr.. Jones-So you have been OF on a
bridal tour TO Canada and Niagara Falls.
What did you see that pleased you most
while you were away, Mrs Spoony
Mrs Spoony (modestlyl- husband
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-04-04

The clear juice of pineapple Is now
considered by eminent physicians TO be
the best remedy known for diphtheretio
sore throat and even for diptheria.