davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1891-04-07

Ere your wsve-battered. dismasted hulk
is dashed to pieces upon that cruel reef by
the resistless waves. Save. too, a shat
tered physique, fast yielding to the at
tacks of disease with that imperial relo
vator of health and strength. Hostetter's
Stomach Bltters. The range OF It's powers
ls wide, its action prompt and thorough,
its use always safe, Chrome indigestion,
debility and nervousness, malarial com
plants, rheumatism, neuralgia, inactivity
of the kidneys and bladder, and hat ply
steal decay without apparent cause, which
Is often premature, are speedily checked
and ultimately cured by this medicine Of
many uses and sure results. Sleep, appe-
lite and vigor are improved by this help
tul tonic and regulator, the use of which
hkewlsc tands 70 remedy undue %leanness.
, 1891-04-07

COLUMBUS, o., doesn't appear to be
carried awav to any alarming extent by
the Elamours of McKinley's bill when the
Democrats carry the city by a majority OF
1900 as compared with a Republican ma.
jority of 500 last fall. The Democratic
cohorts are leading up in foe shape to a
triumphant aud overwhelming victory 10
1892
, 1891-04-07
REAL ESTATE.

Deeds tor these transfers have bee3
filed for record at the office of the county
clerk.
OrlandoD Cure to Philip Slaugh-
ter. lot 50, block /, Mob Hill
huulllpu. l'NsDJ
Warren Live Stock Co. 70 A. X.
Cruzen, part of sec, II. town
ship Is. range 67.............2. -qq 30
J, NJ. Nickerson TO d G.. Robin
son, 26 feet OF lot 8, block 46l. $50 On
John McFarlane to c. d. Kelly,
lot S, block 2OO..................3. 100 90
, 1891-04-07

The Hotel Marx at Evanston was
opened last night with pleasant social
ceremonies. There was a dance at Davis
opera house and a sumptuous supper al
terward at the hotel The proprietor Of
the new hotel is State Senator O. D.,
Marx. He ranks high as a boniiace aud
his many frienCs in this end Of the state
will wish him unmeasured success
, 1891-04-07
Ceru6eare of publication.

Insurance Commissioner s Office,
State of Wyoming.
Cheyenne, Wyo., Feb. ., 1891.
It is hereby certified that the Home
Mutual Fire Insurance company Of San
Francisco in this state of California has
complied with the insurance. laws OF this
state and is authorized to transact the
business of fire insurance in this state for
the current year.
Witness my hand and seal OF office the
dav and wear first above written.
[sEALl G. W. BURDIcK,
Ex-Ohcio Insurance Commissioner,
, 1891-04-07

Insurance Commissioner Office,
state Of Wyoming,
CHEYENNE, Wyo Feb II, 1891.
It Il hereby certified that the Traders
Insurance company, Of Chicago, IN the
tate Of Illinois. has complied with the
insurance laws of this state, and is author
lied to transact the business Of FIRE IN.
sutance in this state for the current year.
Witness my hand and seal Of office the
day and year first written above.
rsEAL. G.. W. BURDICK.
Auditor and cx-Oficio Insurance Com
ruraar.uHr
, 1891-04-07

t%0TtIhcntc OF FuhIlcntlon.
Insurance Commissioner Office,
State Of Wyoming.
CHEYENNE, Wyo., Feb, - 1891.
1t is hereby certified that the Western
Assurance company of Toronto in the
Dominion of Canada has complied with
the insurance laws Of the state and is
authorized to transact the business of
FIRE insurance IN this state for the current
year.
Witness my hand and seal Of office the
day and year first above written.
IsEALl G. w. BuRDGcR,
Auditor and OK Oficio Insurance Com
missioner.
, 1891-04-07

The Nebraska supreme court adjourned
without taking up the contested election
case OF Governor Boyd This leaves the
Democratic governor safely seated for his
term.
, 1891-04-07

Insurance COMMISSIONER Or
FICE. STATE OF WYOMING
CHEY sSNE, Wyo February II, 1891.
1t is hereby certified that the Michigan
Fireand Marine Insurance Company Of De
trOit in the state OF Michigan h~a,c1npIed
with the insurance laws OF this state, and
Is authorized to transact the business Of
FIRE insurance in this state Tor the current
year.
Witness my hand and seal Of Office the
day aud year fret above written
lsEAL1 G. W. BURDICK,
Auditor aud ex- Ohcio Insurance Commis-
sIIuer.
, 1891-04-07

Ed K0pp as receiring
fresh oysters and CLAIMS ina
the shea direct from " Gao
York erery other day. at
htS rest dttrdnt ora SfI-
tenth street. Supplying
families of q specially.
, 1891-04-07

The Cheyenne Ice company has an un'
limited supply of good clear ice, which it
will sell cheaper than it can possibly be
bought elsewhere. Leave orders at Rlner
4 Johnson's. or telephone 81,
MURRAY & DYER.
, 1891-04-07

MICHIGAN, which went Democratic for
the first time in many years in 1890, re-
NAMED true to the principles Of Democ-
racy in the political contest which closed
Yesterday.
, 1891-04-07
BERGMAN q GAY.

l7l7 Ferguson Street, Wyoming,
Agents for Fire and Life Insur-
ance, Represent the Following
Companies in Cheyenne:
Certificate OF PubIIcatrsn.
INSURANCE COMMISSIONER OF
FTcE. STATE OF WYoSuSG.
CHEYENNE. Wyo., Feb. II, 1891.
Il is hereby certified that the Pa
cifc Mutual Life Insurance company
of San Francisco ~ the state Of Caii-
%iornia, has complied with the insurance
laws Of this state and Is authorized
to transact the business OF life and accl-
dent insurance in this~st4te for the current
year.
Witness my hand and seal Of Office the
dav and wear first above written
Ist5.7 -. = DUBDICK.
Auditor and cx-Oficio Insurance Com
missioner.
, 1891-04-07

The field musicians at Fort D. A. Rus
sell will give their tirst annual ball on
Thursday evening, April 9, it is said
will tell more about it next week. A
social time Is expected.
, 1891-04-07

= claimed for H. II not only preserves and beau
uhes The complexion, but repairs the damages
done by the use Of the many dangerous c -
P1upas now in the market, by its tonic cHect. rs
tu3rtnR The skin 10 a natural, healthy actan
S5ad me testimonials from famous ~artist=s. cgIs
@Aed chemists and smipsnt physichanS
, 1891-04-07
Beautiful Woman


SMILES SWE R
Lh at the though
Of her own lowell
mesa Every woman
smiles sWeeuy who
, 1891-04-07

WANTED.
"ANTED-BY YOUNGLADY, POSITION
w as copylst or general homework; south
west corner Twenty-hrst and Evans.
"ANTED-A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN
w 10 cook on ranch. Apply this office to-
day.
w ANTED-A FIRST CLASS SADDLE
w hand. Correspond with Moran & Co,
Miles City, Mont.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IN HoTEL OR
w private fami y by young woman. In
qulre southwest corner Eighteenth and Fer
guson.
\IJ ANTED-A FIRsT-CLAss MEAT AND
w pastry cook. None but hrst-class COOK
need apply. Metropolitan hotel.
Observation-Disclosures BY GOOD
wv seamstress. Inquire at Lelghton's hotel.
A CHANCE IN A LIFETIME FOR F
"a with capital and active men without cap
ital to secure n very pie SAINT and profitable
business No drones nor curiosity seekers
need apply. Address with 2cent stamp, Con-
solidated adjustable Shoe Co, Salem Mass.
FOH SALE.
FLowERS-MRs. CLAICHE, I6rH AND
L Warren.
EOR sALE-sIXTEEN CHEAP INSIDE
L lots. Fourth cash, balance long time. Ap-
ply at Leader ONCE.
ron GENT.
EORRENT-FURNISHED ROOMsTREET
\ entrance, Inquire at this office.
Tor OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ROOMS,
L Cheyenne National Bank block. Apply
to @. F. Morgan.
TOR RENT FURNISHED ROOMS BY
hotel.
FURNISHED ROOMS, WITH OR WITH
= out board. Rooms for light housekeeping.
2 O2 Eddy street.
, 1891-04-07

VISIONS Violet Cream will keep the
skin proof against the effects Of severe
weather.
, 1891-04-07

BI RNED

SHEEP NHEARING TL>SBt RNED
\ Destructive Irrr nj Casper ester
daN.
Word was received here last evening
that the extensive sheep shearng pens at
Casper had been destroyed yesterday BY
FIRE.
The fire is believed to have been the
work of i~necndiaries, as no FIRE was kept
near the pens.
, 1891-04-07

Money to loan at 10 per cent. on city
property. V. II. Miller, I7l4 Ferguson
street.
, 1891-04-07

THIS will be a great day for Laramie,
Chicago aud Denver. Municipal elections
occur in each place named.
, 1891-04-07

Gods blessing to mankind, say th0us-
ands who have been cured by Oregon
Kidney Tea.
, 1891-04-07

TOday's stock meeting will be held in
the senat chamber at the capitol.
, 1891-04-07

II you want to please your housekeeper
try Jack Frost -four
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25
TARIFF LITERATURE FoR ALL


q puOllstiuH q most valuable series % Jufil
10, umcnta. These arc prepared withn Wow
TO h1Hto CD. fdcfe aud arguments for Frotcc-
ton, whether in the interest Of furmcrs.
1HorelAl merchants or professional mcu.
Engh issue OF the series appeals TO those en-
mped in fepurate industries. and prcfontsin-
~disuutuulr fncts-cnmnarir0ue OF wages, cost
Of living, and other arguments showing the
ANY single ono VIII be sent on rcceipt Of 9
ccnl7 in stamps except Wages, Living sod
Inrd,n which wnl bafout for Z cents.
The whoic lst viii be sQnt for 30 cents or
any twelve Tor 90 cents. or amy FIVE f0rN
cents, postage paid. ORDERLY number.
-" Wages, Living md TariG.- r. A.. HAnfl
e-"Ihs 1dvasisse. q a + r6iective Taiif rs
we Later. Nid. Industries ofthe jailed
States" llsft frye Essay, 1881. CsAw.
FunD ID. HFSNnG.. 90
2-"Homo PRODUCTION miispsnsabie 70 o sun
by at Low Prices. OF the Manufactured
tdinmudiues required for the fcoplc or
thc United states, and Adequate lioro
Production or these Commodities fnDfs-
Eible witbaGt q PROTECTIVE Tarin." first
lriEc Essay, iaN8. @ D. TODD. 90. y
4-"N that's are Raw Materials Would Free Raw
Aatcfial- Pc Adrsntqsoou 5 g. the Labor
Rha isag.iriss Of t6e Initea state bs n
6-"Fainclea OF FreeIrade.n D.. II. MILLER. 80
SOM We've on ne Tariff BY en- Old Dust J,
7-"Tbo Protective Tarim It's Advantages Tor
ga az ,as sy Sog'h; q, J. ny 3. lP ;c; 81
v-"lrotcf;ion ~. Hree-lrade"-A Historical
AN"NN"MH H. Na y
to-"Ih9 Farmer and the ieein" Col. THOMAS
17-s- r. ~ t.,iftaa a. ftshiG iTso,icc y airs.s. ="
nogrwilt... &c
12-"neply 20 the residcuts Ffco-Trade Nea-
aaees" X. ~ EoNfln. .s..s......... y
I-"N Orkingmen and the Iurin " .......... Q
1.-The Vital Question shalt American Indus
tries be Abandoned and American MIR
Erfg surrendered 2....... 3
l5-k9snt in Gcfinan, with Addition. ......- &. =
lO-"Ih1 lrogrci8 OF one hundred Ncacs."
NunLnf J.. P0urfH. ....... ........... 8
IT-"Nfutcctlon for American Shipping. "...... r
i9-"Ihe fafin Not a TAX" EOMHR r.. DwEIL.. 8
~ Why Irisimcn Shuuli he Irotoctiontats." 3
20-"lrotection - p. Ut. nfnoWN......... A
a. hat IS % Tariff 2" Answers to a Working
CO. 10 hl't,s 0eestSn 49,, .iiuf. =
23-"N axes and Coct Of Living" J.D. WEEKs. 4
81" southern Farniinc iudusfrics." 4
ia Snort Talk 60 81 orkinHmfn. ....4..... 2
2d-" lIutoctlun and the Farmer" senator S. NJ.
Il
The AMvnIoAN ECONOMIST, weekly devoted 60 IA
discussion 0f III phases o. the Iaun question. 81
aycar. sample cnpil S free. Address American Fro
AsrfINp kurT1 7 nnHffa. Wt Nv. I'D At.MpW NrHE
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25

Thou hast done evil
AMI given place 90 The drviii
iei 80 cunninglY thou ~conccalcst
The thing which thou f%eeltai.
That fu eye ftuicth O..
Satan himself dfnioth "a.
60 where ID cnol-cth then.
Thrru D. nome iiiai nccuscih thcci
Neither Zoe nor lover
Will The wrong Uncover,
The Wurids breath raiscih thee.
And thy W past praireth thea
Vet know thou this
AZ quick az tbs hrlng
D. an cye. an seeing.
Tile snakes wit pvtdcih not.
Tie charmed lip prrsundeih not;
so thoroughly d dospisoih
The thing tbs hanfl pri1cth.
Tho The sun wure thy clothing,
n should rOuut ilico Tor nothing.
Thine own eye divincih thee.
Thine own snul urraiRurth lhcci
uui himself cannot shrivo ihco
Tlll that Judge forgive thco.
Dora Read GuHlnle 100 Independent
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25
You should:Rcad.
"a Ia . i O. >

49, 4L4 - &c @ >
WHY
Because it is the only paper in America
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ed States.
Because America gives each week an
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from such authors as these.
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w. Clark Rusecn
And scores OF others who are equally famous
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Because you can buy it Of any newsdeal-
er for ten cents per copy.
Because If you buy a copy and can truth
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25
STOCK BRANDS.

THE LIBERAL intends to make a spe-
cialty Of the stock interests OK this portion
It New Mexico and the surrounding coun-
try.
1t will be in the hands Of and read by
most of the stoctmeu and cowboys in thu
portion of the territory
As stock is liable to stray it is desirable
for owners to have their brOnds widely
known, so that stray stock can be recOg
nized and owners notified.
In order 10 have brands widely known
they must be well advertised.
TnE LIBERAL viii advertise stock
brands at the following rates:
One brand on cut one year. s12
Each additional brand On cut, same
owner Q
Each additional brand in print straight
letters and Hgures) 2
Each additional brand, character, bar
or connected letter requiring an en-
grayed block ....,.,.,.... 49,. 8
Each brand giving location Of brand
on ANIMAL or ear marks or BOTH. 5
All descriptive matter in addition to
name Of company, address, range and
brands charged ektsO.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25

Green-Old Scroggs says he never
reads what the papers say about him.
White-l notice that his replies al
ways begin. 1T having been called TO
my notice. Lake Shore Newa
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25

The Circulation Of the CHRON-
ICLE Is equal to that Of ALL
THE OTHER San Francisco
Morning Papers combined.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-09-25

The ANvnfcAV EcoronIsr, weekly. devotel 60 Ia
discussion % al phnacs o. The Tadn question. 81
ayear. sample elpils free. Address American FRO
LertiVu gurit fearite. 90 W.. I'D St.,New Ncrk.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31
EXTRA posTOFFICE WORK.

General Wanam ker II. quests Ceun.
" sent Onicia to Make Tour Of
Isspe ctton.
Postmaster Wells has received from
Postmaster General Wsnamaker a per.
sonslly signed letter, q copy of which
has been sent to the postmaster of each
coau,y seat .ous uout tae U0lt.a Sta es
asking him for the public good, at his
own exnense, to make persorel visit to
each postoffice in his county, and make a
detailed report upon its CO lditiop. A list
of 16 questions has been prepared,
and the man from the county seat post
Office is TO PROFOUND the list himself.
answering some which inquire the result
of his observance. The test closes this
way:
What marking will you give the post
master on the following basis:
1. Means poor. 2, Means fair. 3.
Means good. 4. Means excellent, 5.
Means perfect.
The clements to enter into the rating
are the following:
Convenience of location of the Office.
cleanliness, order; keeping of the ac-
counts; personal attention Of the post
master; improvements in the service made
during the lsst year; growth of the busi-
ness in the psst IL months.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31
A GrOundIess Assertion.

Some of the speakers at the Garnsey
square meeting thought it good policy to
antsgonize Sunset park. 1t isn't, Sun
Sc; park Is asking merely to be set apart
by ordinance for park purposes. When
the time for improvement comes the
property hslders sxpest TO be assessed.
and they expect in the meantime to get
up fund that will pay for the grading
and laying out of the ground. Garnsey
park does not help i:s own cause by OPP
posing q identifying movement else
where. Union.
The Union for some reason did Rot
regard the Garnsey square meeting of
sufficient Importance or interest to have q
representative present: nevertheless it
should have had sufficient regard for
accuracy and truth to have learned actual
facts before making a statement There
was not a word said at the Garnsey
square meeting antagonistic of Sunset
park. The only point raised was that
Gsrnsey square had been commenced.
and the people Of the lower end of town
hal waited patiently for the finishing of
Spencer square before asking for the
completion of their own square and they
believed their turn ought to come next
in the eyes of the council. The Ar.
GUS believes they are right. and that moi
only the majority of the people, but of
the council. are of that same opinion.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

The Peoria Journal has some excellent
suggestions regarding the care that Should
be exercised in properly inspecting brick
pavenen;s during the process of con-
sMuction:
Now tina: pavement has began ia earn.
est it would be well that the city authors
ties look TO the inspection of brick strict.
ly. We notice that on Adams street.
every brick has been handled by some men
who are detailed as Inspectors, but frem
watching them few moments it was seen
In a. nney passeu nunoer OF UrIcEs mat
gave evidence Of weakness. Some were
cracked almost half in tive and etners
were so brittle that when they were laid
down on the pile they Clipped off. This
c'ass of material should never be allowed
TO enter into the construction of the pave
ment on Adams street Eyery brick
should be sound and perfect. There has
been and is today an opinion existing in
the minds Of a great many that Adams
street should be- paved with granite
blocks in order that it may stand
the traff1c which daily passes ever it.
We are confident that granite blocks
are no better than brick where they are
properly selected and put down Accord
ing to the best known devices of the
present day. The contractors who are
doing this " ork have started gu. in the
hopes of doing satisfactory work. They
are rolling a sub base of fine sand SO as
20 have 10 g:g;cs away IL Iris p&.: Ga
80 49, 80 +. go y ~ 80 q .,..--... tc
formation, then another layer or TWO Of
fac sand upon which will rest the surface
brick. No better mode of paving has,
30 far as We know, been devised unless
it were better to have two layers of brick
However, with the traffic of Adams strcct
It may not be accessory for many years
yet to double up on the brick. A good
concrete base of broken limestone and
cement may possibly be equal, if not su-
perior, TO a second layer of brick. But
the Inspection should be thorough and
men selected fer this purpose that are
undoubted judges.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

DavenpOrt's Fair and Expostti on.
DavenPorts second annual fair and ex-
position promises to be a grand one
Ever since the gates closed last Ssptem-
Der preparations have been under WAY for
this falls exposition. The resnlts of the
year of work will te manifest when the
gates are again swung open Monday,
Sept. z. New halls have been erected.
The track has been put in splendid cons
dition. Additional sheds and stalls have
been constructed. The railroad entrance
has been changed and the grounds i'm
proved in every particular. The fair as
ISOLATION is still in its infancy, but in
tends to grow stronger and stronger.
Each years fair will be better than the
last. Each effort will excel all others.
The Davenport fair will increase in pop
ularity and influence until it will equal
the best in the Mississippi valley.
Secretary Hebert has canvassed the
list of special attractions offering and has
made selection of Kennedy Bros grand
running combination which promises to
the patrons the most exciting, interesting
and bewilderiag fsats of horsemsnship
ever diplayed at fair. Their programme
! comprises six races of different character.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

ALI are entitled to the best that their
money will buy, SO every family should
have at once bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs. to cleanse the
system when costive or bilious For sale
in SOC and 81 bottles by all leading drug
glsts.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

was troubled with cstarrh for seven
wears previous to com me ncing the of
L - Cream Dai.A. |! Las done Tor me
what other so>cslled cures have failed to
dc-cured me. The effect of the Balm
seemed magical Clarence L. HUFF, Bid
deford, Me.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

Ia huber Il Pestz' s1di,ia
exports homestead. 'p nios late B.l,g /. ,
located v; within five b J a9i oes N
once. Title perfect. rs ., Tie n,
For particulars sppl7 to ,is s'n' liza.
premises. 'aas Or % .
JoHS Pr
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

=, l can recommend Ely C,e.n D..
all sufferers from dry ca,srrb = -. BIN
sonal experience -M.1bsI p .'n
macist, Denver. "sIi 2
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

o. TUESDAYS, Aug. - a-,R'
special haryes, excar.i,, ~. ~. Sep, ;
SOFT 10 points On The Ct.,.c' - nj
4 St. Paul railway At one Nl.T.ai
fare for round ,rio aal oas.il
E D. W Holag. s,...
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

SKIER cent leans by the Rock Islsr
Mutual Building Loan aud Saving asso-
cation, Tuesday evening. Sept,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31
HIS EssLeM or SORROW.
Showing That New York Is No Place NJ
Mourning Mortal.

Showing That New York Is No Place 6or
Mourning Mortal.
A man who was carrying very much
battered white plug hat in his hand, and
whose countenance exhibited great per-
turbation, accosted policeman near the
foot of Chambers street yesterday and
wanted to know if there was anything
on the face of This earth that could be
said to be held sacred in New York.
Lots of EN-" calmly replied the Off
Ger. whats the trouble with you?"
"Well, was down here at a pier to
see a man. | had seen him and was
coming away when a young man steps
up to me and says he observes that am
wearing an emblem of sorrow. | replies
that ana, and that it is for my uncle
who died last week"
Then you had weed on this hat, did
your" queried the officer.
Il did l bought it in Paterson. 1t
was the finest weed l could buy for
money, and it was only three days old.
The young man observes that death was
asorrowful thing, and | agrees with him.
Then he tells me that he has lately lost
his dear mother and is feeling all broke
up because he has no money to buy
weed for his hat. It makes him feel
heart sick to go around and see other
people wearing weeds for their uncles,
while he can't wear none for the dead
mother who placed her hand on his head
VIXEN she was dying and charged him to
be good"
"Well, what happened:'
WAY, sir, he wants to borrow my
weed t6wear on his hat to \ picnic up
the river / tells him that | can't lend
weed which is mourning for my uncle to
go mourning for somebody's mother, and
then he asks me to cut it in two aud give
him half"
Il never heard of the like"
Nor |, sir; and | plainly tells him so.
advises him that if he can't mourn on
his hat to mourn in his heart, which is
just as good and much cheaper, but he
flies mad, knocks my hat off and aeliber-
atefy removes the emblem and aAerns
his old sleech hat wbth-it"
"Ana, didn't ysu resist"
Yes, sir, but ne hanls off and lands
on my chin and loosens four of my teeth,
and while | am sitting down to recover
myself he disappears. Did you ever hear
Of the likes, SIR
Never. You'd better go to the station
house and make complaint"
Il WIFI, sir. think it is my duty to.
If such things are allowed no one can be
safe in New York. I've got an aunt who
is expected to turn up her toes any day,
and if man can't be protected in wear
ing an emblem for his uncle, what's he
going to do in case of his aunt:"-M.
Qaad in New York Evening World.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-31

Smoke Public Demand cigar. Strictly
hand made, long Havana filler; five cen S
only.