St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-09
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Rock County (Aiinn.) Herald sternly
and editorially announces that Capital Pun
ishment Must Co." 1t certainly will-if the
rope doesn't break.
The West Superior Posten says: Senator
Quay hav sagsogt President Bnrr og Redak-
tor mills af the Pittsburg Post for sere krsen
kende Artikler naynte Blad. Hvis han hay
samme Lykke som Donnelly. vii han lust
like blIve fed af det." We certainly had no
idea that Boss Quay was as bad as that, but
how comes Mr. Donnelly mixed up in the
above cryptogram?
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Three out of four, possibly, Republican
states go Democratic, and the Pioneer Press
calls it "a draw" Draw is not PLAYED
that way outside the Pioneer Press Office.
One of our whalebacks the Wetmore, has
arrived at Valparaiso. 1t behooves little
Chill to now take back seat.
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Keep your sandbag ready for the irst news
paper that attempts TO build pyramids of
states politically in 1892.
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1t is quite true that Sockless Simpsonism
has suffered relapse in Kansas, but that is
no good reason why the Buffalo ENQUIRER
should speak of the once eminent statesman
as ''wind-jammer."
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Judging from late financial Mysteries in
Wall street. there must be private wire run
ming from Jay Goulds stomach to the stock
exchange.
Bardsley is employed in the PENNSYLVANIA
penitentiary in making pepper boxes. Thus
he is punished for not having sailed away
money enough to clear himself on the trial.
Secretary Rusk goes to bed every evening
at O'Clock sharp, hoping by this means to
wake up some fine morning healthy, wealthy
and wise.
On his Catskills park George Gould will
have herd of 100 elk and deer Down in
Wall street, however, he will still continue to
herd with bulls and bears
Ex-Mayor Carter II. Harrison has fairly
started in his new career of manufacturing
the ideal newspaper. In assuming control of
the Chicago Times, he says, in concise and
gracefully written salutatory: 1T 0he
Times) will not invade the privacy of the
home nor besmireb private character. either
to crafty personal resentment or for the pur-
pose of selling its issues" The subdued
mouse-eolor tone of this remark suggests the
idea that Editor Harrison has lately enjoyed
long and interesting confab with Editor
Wheelock over the olives.
The Kalamazoo Telegraph awakens echoes
in the welkin by saying: This magnificent
victory places Mckinley in the direct line
for the presidency" But there is such a
thing as knocking a man out of the ''direct
line for the presidency" The Republican
party dare not nominate him. Ali over the
country, from the Golden Gate to Quaddy
Head, votes would fall against him like the
patier OF the rain upon the roof
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man in Missouri has twenty-seven pet
rattlesnakes that come when he calls them,
which is much better than to live in Ken
lucky, and have snakes come when you do
not call them.
The Indianapolis Journal (Harrisoniau Or
gam says: Keep your eye on William Nc
Kinley i'll 1896" This is a sly way B. Harri-
son has of notifying Mckinley to keep off
the grass in 1892.
INSTRUMENTATION seems to be some like
lihood, Mr.. Donnelly, of your receiving the
presidential nomination. Ignatius Donnelly
-I-er-it is rather early yet to discuss such
a possibility. Still, a ticket composed of
myself and some representative Southern
man Mayor Shakespeare, for instance?'
WHAT indianapolis Journal
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That old, shop-worn discussion regarding
the opening of the worlds fair Sunday can
now be resumed. The way to resume is to
resume.
simultaneously with the invention of au
automatic substitute for the telephone girl.
a Chicago genius comes to the front with a
machine that washes dishes. Nothing seems
left for the girls but the yawning gulf of mat
rimony.
Mrs. Potter Palmer has been selected to
drive the last nail in the woman worlds
fair building. Perhaps Mrs. Palmer is ais
ready to demonstrate that a woman can
throw Il stone.
If Vice President Levi P Morton is in this
country, he is invited to come out doors. The
trouble is all over.