The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-10-04
WHO CAN TELL?

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And whether the marine bird has an y
af-flnnv-sie with the barnyard fowl2
What drove James Owen O'Conor's
wife away2
And whether it was bad eggs or worse
actingf
And what would Hamlet be with
james Owen left out?
Who'll be Director OF the Freeholders'
SCHOOL,
VIII it be Bruggemann, Grassmann. or
some other manng
How many votes the Jeffersonian Labor
Democracy will catchs
And whether it is votes they are after
or demonstration of the truth that the
Jeffersonian laborer is worthy Of his
hire?
When Lawyer Weller. of Hoboken.
will sha Ike that light suit?
Why Recorder McDonough wears such
a pleasant smile of late?
If it is because he believes that he viii
have no opposition to a reelection next
spring?
Why Jailer Birdsall gives Smith, the
ballot box suffer. so much libertyf
When Justice Martinez wilt stop try
ing to make an honest dollar?
If it is because DRINKS bring him fees
that he Is not a prohibitionist?
If it is because John Wright wants to
be cowboy that he wears that hats
Is Mike O'Mara trying to recultiyate
his acquaintance with Jimmy Younga
Why frebugs should make such a dead
set at the lighthouses in Greenville and
Bayonne seetionsY
And if there isn't malice In the BUSH
ness rather than the usual desire of the
fire fiend to see blazer
Why George Barrett should want Fan
other mans shoes" so long as he doesn't
have to walk homer
And why he should need Benjamin"
either, since he is not likely to strike
anything more serious than a storm of
applause?
How much money it will take to fill up
Hoyt's Hole in the Ground?p
Why potatoes should be sold IN this
city for thirty cents peck while Sussex
county farmers are complaining that
they can only get five cents a bushel for
them?
Who told Justice Kimmerly he could
play billiards.
Where Charlie Ray learned the gamer
Whether Clerk O'Connell would know
anything about it if he slept on the
tables
just how much money the Free LII
brary Trustees have spentY
What they have spent it ons
And why they do not take the public
into their confidence?
And how much it has cost him TO learn
what little he knows?
Why "DIck" Oaslow, the S. P. C. A.
officer only goes out nights since his little
money making racket was exposed?
Who filed Justice Roe with broken
bottles three days last week.
Aad why he blamed Sergeant Snow for
giving the cruelty to animals snap away?
How long Nat Fowler and Jack
O'Mara have been attending the Taber-
nacle2
Where Justices Davis and Kimmerly
learned to smoke cigarettes?
When poor old Rankin will ever stop2
If John Gopsil is NO longer a Republi-
can2
Why Tom Noonan failed to be shaved
this week.
When Warren street will be repaved?
Who must be seen to have it done2
Whether it will be Assemblyman
Tahen or Russ in the Tenth district?
If Thomas Ma gneri is Kimmerly's choice
for the Assembly in the First district2
Why Ed O'Connell didn't buy Pop
Pines billiard room on Jersey avenue?
What the Street Commissioners really
meant when they said they were not OPP
posing electric cars?
And whether they really thought they
could fool the public with any such taffy
as that2
What kiud of a time mouse would
have on board catboats
Why the man who Is always ready to
tell what he knows is never willing TO
listen TO what other people know
If the Hudson County Board of Health
is worth the $4,000 a year it costsa
If water suits Chemist Gordon better
when accompanied by plenty OF soapS
s8How long Charlie O'Neill has been boss
of the Fourth precincti
Why Martin Ward is going to buy a
new horses
Why Collector O'Neill carries gun?
Whether jerry Rusk's efforts to make
rain isn't really paterual governments
boom for an umbrella trust?
Who found the s11.000,ooo Jay Gould
says he lost?
And whether Grover Cleveland would
not rather be papa than President.