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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05
A SurnrisA.

Keep your eye on this local. Keagey,
the photographer, will have his new open
ing in few days and will have something
interesting that will surprise the people. Il
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

CandolabTums and eandlesticks, and
fancy brio-a-brac of al kinds, at Holder
mans, 1l-2S-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

BE on time, for prevention is better than
cure. Ali coughs and colds, throat and lung
affections are cured by Dr. Bulls Cough
Syrup. Only 25 cts.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05
The EVENING HERALD.
ALL THE NEWS FOR ONE CEN

Has q larger circulation In Shenandoah IMAM
any other paper published. Circu'
lation books open TO ell.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

WITH the completion of the electric
railway Shenandoah will want to throw
off its borough clothes and become a
nitu
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

All kinds of candies, 20 cents per h., al
Duncan g. Weidleys l2.5-tl
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Holiday rates on the Nickel Plate Dec
23d to Jan. 1st inclusive. Returning to
Jan. 9th, 1892 d&w
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

-Four tintypos for 25 cents, at Dabb's. if
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

Holiday goods, cheap. Read Reese's
advertisement
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

Lanes Family Medicine
Moves the bowels each day Most people
need to use il.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-12-05

Travel on the Nickel Plate and receive
the benefits of holiday rates, Dec. 23d to
Jan lst, inclusive. Limit returning Jan.
9th, 1892 d&w
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All About Butter.

Butter is higher. You all know that.
1t is scarcer, too. Some Of you know
that. You don't all know where to
get it, though, when your butterman
fails to supply you. We always have
it, Creamery in one and five.pound
blocks. We also get every Saturday
morning a limited supply of extra
choice country roll. Also fresh eggs,
which are a rarity now.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
Fad Fun With a Thief.

ITS just twenty-five years this month since l
went out to Montana" said Capt George R.
Edwards to a Washington Post reporter, at the
National, as the clerk dropped blottin9 pad
over the signature of late errival. and Cant.
Edwards blew smoke rings about the
moon, fguratively speaking; in other words
obScured the ceiling with clouds from his cigar
Capt Edwards is a native Of Virginia and
fought all through the war. but like many on.
otner ex-s5ldier, thought the west good place
at ITS close, and went in that direction to try
bis hand at horse farming.
Il have seen good deal of frontier life in
those twenty-five years. continuef the ranch
man. land often wished for the old place down
near LeeSburg; but stood it, and now | am
going to my native town TO see il [ can find any
body who recolects me, ~
Capt. Edwards had Just been reading news
papers account of recent lynching in Colo.
rado, where the man who was hanged was caught
With stolen horses in bis possession and ss
p nded from the side OF a canyon
That story reminds me- o. an exprrienc9 |
had Tn1e vigllante ia Western Montana"
said the cN-so der The raaclmen in that
section had no en- of trouble with morse thiey.s
aud cattle cnt"iers, and Stock was stamped I'd
and rah of line and again a numler OF MS
organized Tor rOt7c.iOl against the raS,4ls
but for long period cpudn { l4r hands OH nnv
OF item 'lnIiiy AZ aid manage t. ca 1ture one
fellow. who hot t3len two OF Inv best baaSs
aud was naklua; tracFs; with his booty
fer mining town IN fifty miles fur; aer
west. Wen, we had SO ne fun WITH that rnisf
He was game to the last anu klied on, of or
posSs before laSSo pinon # his arms a ID pre-
vented more. business OF tn, Kind Oar rules
were strict and hanging of c7urse was me
only puri Snnent we could give him Bat how
as the question. rrera waSn'tH tree IN 81 Pit
for mile. As il happeDe ore of the part
ew OF Il deep g>r:e in river about two miles
away. and In half an hour thu thief Was dang
Ing from the - ii OF rOTc hell by ire vigil
lahteS az the other end until life was eXtiuc.. 9"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
BRIGHT BITS.

THE chances are that long-felt want is about
to be filed. A Hoboken man il working on a
collar button with a whistle attachment.
Yonkers Statesman.
A DESPERATE CAsE.-The Judge-What's the
charge against this man?
The ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS officer scr
He wor thrying to help lady across Broadway
at me own corner, your amer! Puck.
FIRST LITTLE BoY-Aud does your sister play
the banjo!
does; you just ought TO. hear her. She's a
graduate Of Vassar, she is.-Good Ne,Us.
LADY PASSENGER inspecting books(-Have
you Figs and Thistlesf"
Train Boy ANXIOUS to tradel-I've got some
some thistles the next time the train stops.
Bingtdmton Republican.
JOACHIM, the musician, was having his hair
cut. and strenuously insisted that It should not
be very short. We'll, sir" said the barber,
losing patience, 'it you, as gentleman, don't
mind being taken for foreign musician, I'm
sure don't care. "-Christian Union.
TEAcHER-Try to remember this: Milton, the
poet, was blind. Do you think you can remem-
Der it?
Now, what wa7 Millions great misfortune?"
''He was a poet. american Grocer.
Marvin somewhat ahsent-minded)-
Spatts, you don't seem day old n than when |
saw you last.
spatts--Perhaps not. You saw me this
Marvin-Did 1: How time flies, to be sure
Puck.
THEY had been talking about Beethoven.
''Vogner." Annie Room and other musictl
celebrities when she remarked; do you know
Maggie Murphy Homer"
mo, is shes'' he reptile ;, some what startlel at
the rapid change of subject. Il clint know
size was away. "-Frcldisqe.
PRosEcuT1NG ArroFNEY-Are you acquainted
xwtNh RNrfa< /. lN1rr
Possible Jurvmau-Yes, sir. Wa form rv
song in the same churc choir. lie was the
leader.
Prosecuting Attorney Ito the court hastilv)-
Wen take tfis man, your hono-- CiicuJJ
Ifi5L Q.
NEW CLERK ,to Old clark Didn't you tell mo
tin" " mt Oh in this establishment, during va
cation?
New Q erE-Weil. they've docked me for the
two weeks was away.
Old Cierk-Taai's all right. | ddat say that
salaries went o., did I?-J1t37c
If Eurofe is in danger
STARVING nee her rye
AMI other grains are failing,
To save her VIC will try.
Let her seek Crce Samuel
And find mis- Sunday vest,
Press money in his pocket
And we will do the rest.
PHILADELPHIA Press.
The struggles of childhood with long words
are often as pathetic as they are droll. but it is
the funny side which is apt TO impress their
elders lady went not long since to call upon
q neighbor in the country, and found the year
old son of the house playing upon the lawn.
How do you do George, she said. lis your
mamma at homeT' NO. Mrs. Gray" he an
sWered with TIE most approved politeness. Il
am sorry for that" the caller said. will she
be gone long," Il don't know, " the little fellow
answered doubttully. She's gone to a Chris
tian aud Devil meeting" Gone TO WHAT" the
lady exclaimed in astonishment ITO a Chris
tian and Devil meeting in the vestry" was the
reply And it suddenly flashed across the
callers remembrance that for that afternoon
had been appointed at the vestry of the church
a meeting of the SocistY of Christian En-
deavor.- Boston Courier.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
He Was ( REUSED.

There was man walking up and down the
cabin on Pavonia ferryboat the other after
noon who attracted general attention, SAYS
NJ. Quad in the New York EUenino World He
was short ana fat and welldressed, ana he had
big diamond and two Watch-chains and he
looked neither to the right nor the left as he
walked. Most everybody thought he owned
the ferry line and the earth besides and looked
upon him with awe.
There was one man, however who determined
to ind out about it. He looked rather wild
about the eyes and there was flush on bis face
ana perhaps he had been drinking He got up
slowly, stepped out. and halted the great man
with wave Of his hand, and then said:
Scuse me; but ain { your name Goodhue or
Goodnuf, or Goodboy, or some such thing?''
No sirn' thuudered the great man.
DIDN'T You use to live in Babylon?"
''No, sir!''
Didn't you use to buy chickens and potatoes
to ship to New York;"
NO sir!"
IAN right-all right" said the wild eyed man
as he backed away mo harm done, hope
You'll scuse me won't you!''
Sir! WHAT do you want Of me?" demanded
the other.
''NothIng-nothing tall If you was Good
nun and used TO live in Babylon was going to
ask you If the town had growed any lately: il
you wasn't was going to ask YOU to 'scuse
me fur living. Am l 'scused? Can keep on
living?"
The owner Of the earth was going to strike
him dead at first, but on second thought he
turned away and sat down, and was the last
passenger off the boat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
The Smith Substitute.

The House yesterday passed the Smith
substitute for tho Berner bill. The suit sti-
tu.o is almost as Objectionable as the origi-
nal bill, because it opens the gate to litiga-
{ tion.
Just what the purpose of the House was in
passing the substitute it Is difficult to deter
mine. Such legislation can serve no good
purpose. In the speeches which were made
against the BoTuer bill aud the substitute it
was shown beyond oil question that great
system Of railroads can be operated at
much less cost than the roads composing the
system can if operated separately, and that
in proportion ss the operating expenses are
lessened the freight rates are reduced.
The whole tenor OF the talk Of those who
supported the Smith substitute was that
monopoly must De prevented and compe-
tition encouraged. They seemed to place
no reliance whatever upon the railroad COM
mission, and yet the commission has abso>
lutte control Of the freight rates. II all the
little roads which make up big railroad
system were operated separately, the COM
mission would be forced to allow them
higher rates than it allows a great system,
or compel them to 90 into bankruptcy.
Tho railroads have no objection to any
other feature of the Smith substitute than
the one that permits the commission to drag
the railroads into the courts, and there are
those who will constantly nag the COM
mission to force the roads into the courts
for purposes of their own.
Those who are urging this hostile legis.
lation appesr to be utterly Indifferent to
the interests Of those who hold
the securities of the interested
roads. If there was anything to be gained
for the people by such legislation there
would be some excuse for their. course, but
as far as it is possible to see nobody will
gain anything except those who have some
selfish purpose to serve.
The Senate may take a view Of the Smith
substitute different from that entertained
by the House. 1t is certainly to be hoped
that it will. The Chappen substitute gives
the people aud the stockholders of the rail-
roads ample protection, and the railroads
do not oppose it. II the legislature passes
that ill it will do all the people expect it
to do in tine way of limiting the privileges
and powers Of railroads.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
Jam os R ssoll lowell.

Otter Wendell Holmes in the Atlantic.
Thou shouldst have sung the swan song for the
choir
That filed our groves with music till the day
Lit the last hilltop with its reddeuing fire.
And evening listened for thy lingering lay.
But thou has found the voice in realms afar
Where strains celestial blend their notes with
thine;
Some cloudless sphere beneath happier star
Welcomes the bright-winged spirit we resign.
This singer whom we long have held so dear
Was Natures darling, shapely, strong and
fair;
OF keenest wit. of judgment crystal clear.
Easy of converse, courteous. debonair
Fit for the loftiest or the lowliest lot,
Self-poised, imperial. vet of simplest ways:
AT home alike in castle or In cot,
True to bis aim, let Others blame or praise
Freedom he found an heirloom from his sires;
Song, letters, statecraft, shared his years in
turn;
All went to feed the nations altar-fres
Whose mourning children wreathe his funeral
urn.
He loved New England-people language, SOIL
Unweaned by exile from her arid breast,
Farewell awhile, white handed son of toll
Go with her brown armed laborers to thy rest
Peace to thy slumber in the forest shade,
Poet and patriot, every gift was thine;
Thy name snail live while summers bloom and
fade,
And grateful Memory guard thy leaty shrine,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
a Cueer Welding Pr sent.

Col. Hart, manager of the Cornuco pia mine
Of Neihart, told an interesting little story the
other evening, says the Salt Lake Herald. Here
lt IS: "One of the principal owners OF the Mollia
gibson mine at Aspen, COL. had a daughter who
was married a few years ago. Shortly after her
return from her wedding trip she went to her
tather ana told him she wanted house Tho
Old gentleman, after a few moments delibera-
ton, said: MY girl, III tell you what I'll do
| VIII give you one days work of any two men
IN the mine you may select Ire bride thou hit
this was rather a slim allowance from one who
could afford to be generous. and she was not
slow to express the disappointment which she
Ieit Inc young lady was very popular with the
miners. and ~hen they reard OF the proposition
which their chief had made to bis daughter
they held meeting and selected
the two best workmen from among their num-
Der. These two worthless presented them selves
before the young lady, and after vast amount
or preliminary bowling and scraping, the spokes-
man addressed her as follows: Say miss if
you VIII only choose us two fellerS you'll never
be sorry for it. Well git an everlastin' rustic
on us. and we will stick t. the old may like -
FOR you. You can just bet your sweet life we
Will. She selected these two men, and on the
appointed day they did git eserlastin' rustic
on them, and they succeeded in sticking the
Old man to the full extent of their promise. Ore
to the value of $4,000 was taken out by those
two miners in one day and one of the very,finest
mansions In Aspen was the result of their toll
ana the selection made by the young bride -"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
AEike's BAD Rlundar.

A couple Of Erin's sons were taking their
monday rest on Court street Friday says the
Brooklyn Citizen, and heard one Of them ask
his companion;
money that yez used t'?'
Mike elected about quart OF tobacco juice
from between his lips and replied:
We'll Denny. I'll tell yez. Ye sees, get me
SIC livery week, an used t tell the old lady
that was only gettin' tin dollars. I usiy put
tin dollars in wan pocket for the old lady an
the other six in me other }cket for meself. d.
see! Well. about three weeks ago shure
forgot to separate the money. an when l got
home handed the old la,iy the who SIC. A
little whole after she SEE . me:
-" How much did you make this week,
Moike?'
" Tin dollars. says Oh.
4" TIL So SEE she.
An thin it KEN & me all in q minute, an
seq %, he must ha' med g mistake an given
me some wan els-'s money. Give it here Z me,
an III tex it back t him agin' But the divil a
penny would she gimme and the very next day
she kim down Z see tn boss. OF course she
found out that was makiu' me SIC week. an
now have TO give her ivory cent"
And then the boss came along and ordered
them to go to work before Denny had chance
10 convey his sympathy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
INDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETISas-Landrum Lodge No. IS, F. A. NJ.
SPECIAL No1IcEs-As to Crews of Norwegian
Banks Bizitte Protector, and Russian Bark
Vega; Dissolution Notice, Exley & Bebee; No
tlce, Chas. C. Bebee; Proclamation, by Mayor
j. j. McDonough; Quail on Toast at Freid &
Hicks; DR.. Paige's Removal; Fresh Arrival OF
Smoked Tongues at Mutual Cooperative AS
ISOLATION Store.
LEGAL NOTICES Citations from the Clerk Of
the Court of Ordinary of Chatham County.
SHIRTS WAISTS AND School GooDs-B. h.
Levy & Bro.
OUR OPENING-Krouskoff's
FISANcIAL-State1ent OF the Condition Of
the Merchants National Bank and tue National
Bank of Savannah.
FLORIDA ORANoEs-N. L. Turner 8 Co., 6ath-
leen, Ella.
KEaoE's IRON WoRKT-Wm. Ke15s, PToprie-
tor.
CHEAP CoLUMS ADVERTISEMENTS Help Want
81; c n oloynslt Wsltsd; Eos Rsnt; For Sale
Lost; PersonNl: Miscellaneous
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02
Costly Elections.

An election in New York costs the people
OF that state great deal of money. It is
a heavy burden upon them. 1t took out Of
their pockets last year $464, 14S, and this
year it will take S439, 800.
Those whe control the election machinery
are extravagant officials. There is not much
room for doubt that they are much more
deeply interested in putting few dollars
into the pockets of their friends from whom
they rent polling places and those whom
they appoint inspectors than they are in
protecting the taxpayers. They argue that
the election does not occur oftener than
once year, and that as the state pays the
bills, strict economy Is not expected nor is
it necessary.
But every dollar thrown away is so much
added to the burden Of the taxpayers, and
in proportion as this burden increases the
people become dissatisfied. The great ma
jority of them find it difficult to make their
incomes meet their expenses, and they sue
coed in doing so only by denying themselves
all luxuries and very often even comforts
of life
After awhile their dissatisfaction takes
the form OF protests and demands for
remedial legislation. The legislation they
insist upon is often so radical that it
threatens to injure all sorts OF business
undertakings. Feeling that there is some
thing wrong somewhere they strike blindly
for relief, not caring much what interest is
hurt.
Incompetent and extravagant officials
are responsible for much of the dissatisfac.
ton that exists to-day throughout the
country among the producing and laboring
classes. These CLASSES do not know exactly
what it is that takes from them a greater
| portion of their substance than they can Rf-
ford to port with. but they do know that
| their material condition is fer from salts
factory.
| And public officials who are careless and
| extravaganza are not confined to any state or
any part Of state They are found every
where. They do not seem to recogniz, how
great their responsibility Is, or, if they do,
they are indifferent to it, II they were as
interchangeable in administering public trusts
which they have sought or voluntarily &c
cepted as they are il protecting their pri-
vate interests, the burdens the people have
to bear would be very much lighter. But
how to make those who administer public
affairs thoroughly conscientious in the dis
charge OF thslr duties is al uns lived prob
!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02

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The Mistake Of the Strikers.

The strikers made mistake ia not ac-
cepting the advance in wages "hlch the
transportation companies offered then-
The advance was libersl. AID, III the opinion
OF the COMMITTEES OF business men who Sc
cured it, all that the transportation COM
panies could reas nsbly be exi ected to
! grant And the strikers should nave oorne
! in mind that the committee acted as Ghelr
friend and did for them all that 1t was pos
sihle to do.
The leaders of the strikers are proving
themselves TO be bad advisers, Instead OF
ob5tiuately insisting upon their orlgina! de-
maud they should have accepted the offer
that was made them, because they had the
best Of reasons for thinking that they would
not get all they a ,ksi for, or even better
offer. The committee told them as much,
and that committee was composed Of men
in whom they had every reason to have
confidence.
They have crystallized against them
selves the sentiment Of the whole business
community. The business men are now
united in sustaining the Transportation COM
panies. The strikers may continue for
several days TO cause some embarrassment
in the cisys business, but there is not the
least probability that they will succeed in
their purpose. The transportation COM
panies are obtaining laborers all the timo,
and will soon be able to get along without
the strikers. The strikers will then realize
how great mistake they made in refusing
the very fair offer that was made them.
The intimidation Of laborers is about
ended. The authorities will not tolerate
that any longer The law is clear with
respect to intimidation, aud it will be en-
forced. It is right that it should be. II
there are men who want to work they
should be protected in doing 80.
Some of the strikers may be disposed to
be ugly as their prospects of success become
less promising, but they should remember
that fair settlement was offered them and
that they refused it. And they should bear
in mind that no exhibition Of bad feeling
would assist them in the least. They would
be the sufferers. II they are wise they will
repress all tendency to violence among
their members. They began the strike with
the avowed determination not to break the
peace They will stand better with the
community If they continue to abide by
that determination. And they should re-
member that the offer of the transportation
companies is still open to them, though it
may not be very long.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02

Realizing that be might subject himself
to harsh criticism that would in a manner
tend to rehect upon his established reputa-
tion young Lord Beresford" fiually con-
cluded to reiiuquish his grip upon that
young lady's ring at Rome. Friends of the
lady had decided that he ought to do that
and he very tremendously fell in with their
views without resort to any sort of mob vIo-
lence. That was the correct course. II
was also the safest. Possibly the vivacious
youth had heard Rome howl.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-02

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