The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1891-05-22
GLIMPSES OF LIFE.
Fatal to Piety.

Fatal to Piety.
Wool--Whv are you so sure Blifkins' piet,
will be short lived?
Van Pelt-He had a birthday party yester
[Munsley's Weekly.
Mrs. HITLER (after Observation-Disclosures,
am just going out to have a dress fitted.
shall have to ask you to look after the child
rem awhile.
Martha-sYes. ma'am. And will you take
the night key. or shall l sit up till you come"
-[Continent.
500 to the Ant, Thou Sluggard."
Very Bad Boy (who has been PLAYING
truant)-What was de text dis mornin', Jim.
my? | has ter tell der folks when l get home
or else, they'll suspect somfns wrong.
Good Little Boy (who is never ABSENT
1t was $50 to your aunt ann get slugged y
and l tell you the sermon was fne.- Life.
A Safe ~Guard-Always on Duty.
Thousands make a practice of taking DIR.
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Ron.
dout, N. Y. whenever they have symptoms
of possible sickness, and through the prompt
action of this remarkable medicine they are
against all forms of malaria, sick and nervous
headache, paloitation, dyspepsia and heart.
burn.-adv.
The clock had just struck II and was tick
ing away in a discouraged manner on the
next hour, but young Fitzmaurice de Bang
hal not gone.
The young lady was gazing dreamily at
him, or rather through him, and bis heart
stirred with a vague. nebulous rapture.
.Aw- Miss Laura" he said, tenderlv,
''mav l awsk you what you are looking att"
Nothing" she murmnred. and her PEN
sive, dreamy gaze still seemed to rest on the
young man.
Fitzmaurice de Bang sat In thoughtful
silence for nearly ten minutes. Then a light
appeared to dawn by degrees on his mind.
He reached mechanically for his hat. rose In a
preoccupied way, moved abstracledly toward
the door, went slowly out. and she never saw
him again.-lChicago Tribune.
What Is the Use.
buying worthless medicines, and spending
money on a.ack doctors whose only idea is to
gull the pubic. lie 1t not better to buy reli ,ble
like sulphur Bitters? j think so. as
they cured me OF Catarrh after suffering three
years.-[E. p. CLARK. Manchester .-adv.
She Knew Him Best.
A portly woman, with a flat valise at her
feet and a bundle at each elbow, was labor
Ing away to indite a telegram In the waiting
room of the Grand Central depot. She bot
tied tw or three blanks, stuck out her tongue
as she started In en- the date, and her mental
distress was SO evident that a ge .tlemanwho
was waiting for the pen kindly observed:
perhaps its q very Door pen. ms'sm, and
IL YOU will permit me, | will write the dis
patch for you.'
.sOh, thank you sir: but-but"
at won't be the slightest trouble ma'am.
81 know; but this Is to my husband, you
see, and he's q very peculiar man. He got
cheated out of $500 once by a patent right
nan. and now he's suspicious Of everybody,
and has got to be talked to just so. There
hat will cover the case, l guess. He'll know
is from me-
And she showed him a telegram to be de-
ivered In q town this side Of Albany, which
read:
eff you don't send me $40 to Hsrriet's I'll
1urn the barn the day l get home.
A mans wife should always be the same,
specially to her husband. but u she Is weak
md nervous, and uses Carriers Iron Pills. she
,annot be. for they make her "feel Hike a jif-
ierent person. 1T least 50 they all say. and
heir husbands say so too. Carriers Iron
Pills equalize the circulation. remove nery-
BUSINESS and give strength and rest. Try
hem. adv.