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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
A Brides First Lesson.

A brides first lesson is to respect the
extreme sensitiveness of her husband,
who doesn't want people to know he
has just been married Consequently
she will be wise if after her first Jour
ney she assumes a gown that has seen
wear; if she will forget to look around
in a startled manner whenever her hus-
band is gone from her side, as it is not
likely that he is either going to be lost
or stolen. The next thing is not to kiss
him or hold his hand in public, or call
him darling" Any woman can make
a man feel her love without making
him ridiculous.
Another thing for her to learn is
when she is at a hotel, not to grow
confidential with the chamber1naid,
not to give her a piece of her wedding
cake and tell her all about the marriage
ceremony, and tell her how she looked.
You think this is never done? Ask at
some large hotel And she shouldn't
giggle or look surprised when she gets a
letter from her mother addressed to
her in her married name Men are
particularly sensitive creatures about
some things, and they are rather given
to think a woman don't want name
when she acts in this way.-Ladies'
Home Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
a woman Attacked by Hogs.

Mrs. Edward Tracey, the wife of
small farmer, living near Columbus,
Ohio, had terrible adventure some
weeks past with a drove Of Infatuated
hogs which attacked her, and but for
the lady's activity would have torn her
to pieces. The hogs, or most of them,
had on that day been bought by her
husband from drover who had
brought them from an adjacent county,
and it was supposed that the animals
were half starved and rendered desper
ate Mrs. Tracey entered the pen
where they were confined with a bucket
of corn in one hand and carrying pail
of water in the other, when the hogs
rushed upon her, knocking the vessels
from her hands and nearly throwing
her down.
She ran to Il small oak a few feet
from her. and being an active woman
swung herself by a branch up into the
tree, but not until her dress had been
torn to shreds and her limbs and feet
badly bitten by the bristling, furious
herd. She remained in the oak for a
couple of hours when she was discov-
cred by a laborer employed on the
farm, who with much difficulty sue
ceeded in driving the still angry hogs
away, and assisted her to the house.
She had lost a great deal of blood and
was unable to use her limbs for some
weeks. -Philadelphia Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
A Letter Writing Guild.

A curious sort of benevolent enter
prise is that existing in Birmingham,
England, under the title of the Girls
Letter guild. The aim of those who
started the work was to help factory
girls in this great manufacturing dis
trict by means of letters written to
them individually by ladies on various
subjects of every day interest. Each
lady is asked to write to her girl at
least once a month, and assume toward
her the role of an advising and sym
pathetic elder sister.
The guild has existed only eighteen
months, but its membership is already
over thousand, with seventy more
girls eager to join, and no '1ady" cor
respondents to complement them.
Miss Isabel Kenward, the honorable
secretary, writes: II am often asked if
these individual letters are appreciated
by the girls. The constant rush of
girls who beg for "a lady is one reply
to this, and there is another testimony
in the pile of letters of thanks and
gratitude that pour in from the girls
themselves.
All contributions are voluntary; nei-
ther ladies nor girls are taxed The
working expenses of the guild are
borne by the honorary members Qadies
and gentleInen), who subscribe a fixed
small amount a year. This idea might
be grated with advantage upon some
of the many working girls societies
which exist over here.-Her Point of
View in New York Times.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
ALL SORTS.
Seven hundred million oranges are export
ed every wear from Enrone 10 this cnnntrv

Seven hundred million oranges are export
ed every year from Europe to this country.
PILES! PILES ITcHNG I'TLEs-Symptoms
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. Ifallowed 10 continue
tumors form, which often bleed and ulccrate, be-
coming very sore. SwaYnc's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals liberation aud in most
cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or by
mail, for so cts. DIR. Swayne & Son, Philadelphia
The average numer OF murders annually COM
mitted in England and Wales is 40.
Every bottle os Arnica & oil Liniment sold
is warrnted by the proprietors to give
satisfaction or money will be refunded
Even vinegar has to work in order to be
worth anything.
A FORTUNATE Man had severe attacks OF
kidney disease. My stomach also troubled
me very much. was prevailed upon 90 try
DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. After
using five six bottles, was cured. I con-
slider it an invaluable remedy for Kidney Dis
ease, Stomach trouble, and all diseases Of the
blood.-JOhn Vanderslsce, No. ! Gregory St.
Rochester, N. Y.
An English publisher announces new
work entitled, He Always Pleases His Wife.
1t is fiction
have been a great sufferer from dry catarrh
for many years, and l tried many remedies,
but none did me much benefit as Ely's
Cream Balm. 1t completely cured me. NJ. J..
Lally, 80 Woodward Ave, Boston Highlands,
Mass.
After using Ely's Cream Balm two months /
was surprised to find that the right nostril,
which was closed for over twenty years, was
open and free as the other, and can use il now
I could not do for many years. I feel very
thankful.-R. H. Cressengham, 275 18th ST.,
Brooklin.
The flying thief may not be popular man,
but he generally has a large following
Give Johnson's Anodyne Eminent fair
chance, and it always "gets there" when
needed.
1t is hard TO understand why playing foot
ball is considered easier than saving wood.
box of Ayers Pills has saved many a fit of
sickness. When remedy does not happen
to be within reach, people are liable to neg
lect slight ailments, and of course, if serious
illness follows they have to suffer the CON
sequences. "a stitch in time saves nine"
Mistress-Is the fire going Bridget? Bridget
ian amateur)-Faith, mum, an it's just gone.
Two years ago 1 was sight to behold and was
unable TO enjoy life at all. Now / am the picture
of health and can cat anything. What did ity
Sulphur Bitters cured of dyspepsia and liver
complaint after suffering two years.-W II. BOto-
man, Manchester, N H.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

EVERY Two AND HALF MINUTEs.-The
blood makes a circuit of the body every 81
minutes, delivering nutriment and taking
back waste matter to be filtered out by the
liver ond kidneys and removed from the body
through the bowels and the urinary secretion.
Any stoppage or obstruction of this process
may produce various forms of disease, such
as Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Constipation,
Headache, Debility, and bad blood with its
multiplied evils (boils, blotches, pimples
sores, eruptions, assesses and the like.)
When such distractions exist evidenced by
the presence of complaints similar to those
Just mentioned, the best medicine to use is
Burdock Blood bitters, which unlocks the
secretions, removing all impure and effete
Matter through the proper channels. BY res
toring healthy action of the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels B. b. b. removes all inn
purities of the blood from a common pimple
to the worst scrofulous sore.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
ODDS AND ENDS.
Pink is the favcrite summer color
The fly spider lays an egg as large as

Pink is the favorite summer color.
The fly spider lays an egg as large as
itself
There are 5000 different kinds of
postage stamps in the world.
Dona Isidora Cousino, of Chill, who
has yearly income of $3.50, 000, is said
to be the richest woman in the world.
Never trust the man who habitually
speaks evil of himself That one habit
shows at glance that he is untruth-
full
Nearly one-fifth of the entire popula-
ton of the United States live in the
fifty chief cities, which have popula-
ton of over II, 900, 600
The jewel box of Lolita PauIlinia, of
whom Pliny speaks, contained jewelry
to the amount of 322, GIG English
pounds.
Professor Mary E. Byrd, of Smith
college, has been elected to member
ship by the British Astronomical asso-
citation.
In the city of London one square
mile of area has fifty-seven churches
belonging to the Church of England,
and other twenty belonging to Non
conformist bodies.
B. L. Farjeon, the novelist, is an ex-
pert stenographer He carries a note
book with him at all times, and when
an idea strikes him he jots it down for
future use.
A person whose nose, ears, hands or
feet have been frozen, should be taken
into a cold room, and the afflicted mem
Der rubbed with snow, iced water and
wet cloths
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
Danger in Setting watches.

A great many watches are spoiled by
the large clocks and chronometers which
pretend to give correct time. A man
going along the street sees a chronom-
eter in jewelers. show window, and as
thermometer" is a very big word, he
feels certain that the machine must
keep the best of time, so he sets his
watch. A day or two later he sees a
bigger chronometer in another place,
and as his watch is not in accordance
with it, he regulates his timepiece by
the newly discovered instrument. Then
he sets it again by one of the large
street clocks, and in trying to keep with
all the public tinepieces in the city he
soon finds his watch will not go at all.
A watch should not, when in proper
condition, be set more than once in six
months or year, and then by watch
maker who knows how to handle it
Interview in St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
Shade is almost as important in sum-


Shade is almost as important in sum-
mer as shelter from cold in winter.
See that the COW has plenty of
feed and clear water while in pasture,
so that she can fill her stomach in a
short time, and then lie down in the
shade, chew her cud, enjoy herself and
make milk.
MOTHERS There arc upon the skin of every
human being, child and adult alike 600 pores.
Through these pores in the form of insensbe
the nourishment trken into the system. The i'll
pOrtance of keeping open these perspiraton valves
upon childs body second only to that ofproperly
digesting the food eaten. 1t to open the pores
of tina skin and to assmate the food that Dr. Pitch
formulated Castoria. Loose bowels, constipation
fever and eruptions which so constant among
infants and children and which kill third of all
children before they five years old, arise prin-
cpally from these two causes. 1t is from the won.
derful results attendant upon the Of Castora in
regulating the stomach and bowels and keeping
open the pores of the skin that Castoria acquired
its worldwide reputation. With plenty Of water
for the BODY pure air 70 the lungs and Castora 10
assmiate the food, there need be no unaccounted
for sickness among children. Castora is a vtget-
able prescription without morphine other narcot-
ic property. Thirty years extensive use has given
it history never attained by another medicine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

By careful experiments made at the
United States mint it has been shown
that S. are lost by abrasion every time
81, 600, 900 in gold coin are handled.
The experiments were conducted with
bags containing S., 900 each, and it was
shown that the mere lifting of the 200
bags making up 81, 900, 900 to truck
to be removed to another vault result
ed in the loss stated, and that their
transfer from the truck again made a
second similar loss. = Iron Industry
Gazette.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

Good manners are the blossom of
good sense and good feeling. If the
law of kindness be written in the
heart it viii lead to that disinterest-
edness in both great and little things
that to oblige, and that attention to
the qualification of others, which are
the foundation of good manners.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.-I had been
troubled since 1865 with Gravel and Catarrh
of the Bladder. Tried several doctors, but
got no relief. Finally, at the advice OF Il. ID.
w. Parsons, was prevailed upon to try DIR.
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. The
suit was marvellous After using a few bottles,
was entirely cured. S. N. Arnold, No. SOB
Plymouth avenue, Rochester, n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

Freddy heard his mother wish for
more milk for cooking. "Never mind,
mamma he said, most comfortingly,
''when 1 grow to be a man will buy
you two COWS, one for sweet milk, the
other for souri,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
DOM PEDRO Or OLD VINCENT

This wclla known horse WHH .IIrI IF iN.
shcdd Horse hC hY Vermont Morgan tHHW.
piOu, hc hY old sherman bN Qua Justin M.I.
gam. Hia dam Wna Darlington WHIH .ITUI
by the Wilson llnrHDI and hU HE norton.
Morgan and graudsdHm af oId Darlington
mare. Dam of the uld ahrdd Hone. WI. H
Morgan marc known ua enc Nu.H WHTI.
The h0rsc stands Do p. hands hIHH HuU H..I .H.
1850 POUNDS his colorIuT mahogany hHI. N..
stYic and action are good. IIU $500. fHH|.N
june lb 1907 but la alill avery sure iUnI HHti..
His colts are hrst.ClasH handsome HuI .ue.UI.
some of thCm selling Ha high HH .NNN HH.H
grown, They are kind not aLIttI.H. HuH iH|I
~ life and spirit The iorag IH ErOHt rnHH
stCrt having frequently made I1 miles HN H"UI
on ordinary roads. Good Judges have I..N
that cold Vincent" could show 1.IU HHft Iu
wagon
The horse win De- Eopt at mY HfHhI.a Hl Ooh.
Day poNp llouHr N GLOVER. during inu rI..
Cmt season.
D have recorded the pedigree of fnI. HHT..
az required by ACT 1908 Uf thf Session IIH# UI
Vermont 1855 and shall tHEU HHFHuIHH. ON
tho said acc relative t0 lIruH Goa r0llH. IlHM"
10 WARRANT, %. -
Glover, Va. Apr 4, iaai. 1920
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
A Great Preacher Defined

Apropos of Phillips Brooks and his
elevation to the episcopate, it may be
worth while to recall the witticism per
petrated at the great Bostonian's ex-
pense by Henry Flanders upon the oc-
casion some years ago when DIR. Brooks
was under consideration for bishop
ric 'eWho is Phillips Brooks?' asked
an innocent Philadelphia. 'Oh, "
said Flanders, ''he's an Episcopalian
with leanings toward Christianity. -
San Francisco Argonaut-
A Piccadilly jeweler displays for sale
a necklace, the price of which is $37,-
500.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

GOddard's Gennyson foaled 1853, is a horse
" splendid proportions; stands I5I< hands
Ugh and weighs 1913 pounds; is a short fine
aired, glossy black, with small star and one
Fhite hind foot; nice, heavy, wavy name and
bill; splendid, clean, fine hHH| ear and deep
eek and head well set IL, csep Shoulders:
bort powerful back; round barrel; long
imoOthl y-turned hips, broad stiles: the very
est OF legs; clean hooks, heavy boned; fat
nd muscular, with the best of feet. His dis
osltion Is perfect, and he is safe for lady to
rlFei yet ne IS very high spirited and plucky
very last walker, has quick and elastic
.lt' ana - very stylish and commanding.
breeders are invited to call and look the
Iorse and his colts over. / have a three wear
a two year old and a yearIing Of his get.
men am pleased TO show, feeling them to
as good as there is
L6hAis--Ss 20 warrant; IS single service.
rs VIM. H HAYDEN, Albany, VT
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
DESCRIPTION.

Ethan Allen Dam, Nell Collins by Old Black
diamond Grand-dam, by Rysdyk's Handle
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
CUTICURA
SOAP

Absolutely pure, delicately medicated, ex-
Quisitely perfumed, it produces the whitest,,
n earest skin, and softest hands, and prevents
I'D fammatiOn and clogging of the pores, the
rause of pimples, blOtches, blackheads, red
and oily skin, and most complexional dis
Equations. 1t derives its remarkable medi-
rinal properties from Cuticura, the great skin
cure, but so delicately are they blended with
De purest OF toilet and nursery soap stoc ks
HAT the result is a edicGted toilet soap in
rpmparabIy superior to all other skin and
DmpleNiOn soaps, while rivalling in delicacy
mo surprising in purity the most noted and
Expensive of toilet and nursery soap. Sold
Ia erywhere. Price 25 cents.
Prepared by POTTER DRUG CHEMICAL Cor
|rDRATIOS. Boston, Mass.
IT, All about the Skin, Scalp and HAIR
|-ai!ed free to any address 81 pages, 800 Dis
otlses, 80 Illustrations, 100 Testimonials.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
Randall & Crane.
Vt, Apr. 6, 1881.
GODDARD'S GENNYSON,
PEDIGREE

Viii make the season of 1891 at the Stable OF
5 Owner = miles South of Albany Village.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08
BUSINESS BURDENS.

First-There are great many men
who have business burdens. When we
see a man harried and perplexed and
annoyed in business life we are apt to
say. He ought net to have attempted
to carry so MUCH Ali that man may
not be to blame at all. When man
plants a business he does not know
what will be It's 1utgrowths, what will
be its roots what will be its branches.
There is many man with keen fore
sight and large business faculty who
has been flung into the dust by unfore-
seen circumstances springing upon him
from ambush. When to buy, when to
sell. when to trust, and to what amount
of credit, what will be the effect of
this new invention of machinery, what
will be the effect of that loss of crop,
and a thousand other questions perplex
business men, until the hair is silvered
and deep wrinkles are plowed in the
cheek; and the stocks go up by the
mountains and go down by the valleys,
and they are at their wits ends, and
stagger like drunken men.
There never has been a time when
there have been such rivalries in bust
ness as now 1t is hardware against
hardware, books against books, chand-
lery against chandlery, imported arti-
Gle against imported article. A thous-
and stores in combat with another
thousand stores. Never such advan-
tage of light, never such variety of as
of
show window, never so much adroit-
ness of statesmen, never so much acute
ness of advertising, and amid all these
seventies of rivalry in business, how
many men break down. Oh, the bur-
den on the shoulder Oh, the burden
on the heartl You hear that it is
avarice which drives these men of bust
ness through the street, and that is the
commonly accepted idea. l do not be-
lieve a word of it. The vast multitude
of these business men are toiling on for
others.
To educate their children, to put the
wing of protection over their house
holds, to have something left, so when
they pass out of this life their wives
and children will not have to go to the
poorhouse-thati is the way | translate
this energy in the street and store-the
vast majority of that energy Grip,
GOuge & Co. do not do all the bust
ness. Some of us remember when the
Central America was coming home
from California it was wrecked. Presi-
lent Arthur's father-in-Iaw was the
heroic captain of that ship, and went
down with most of the passengers.
Some of them got off into Iifeboats,
but there was young man returning
from California who had bag Of gold
in his hand, and as the last boat
showed off from the ship that was to
90 down that man shouted to com
rade in the boat: Here, John, catch
This goldl There are three thousand
dollars. Take it home to my old
mother. 1t will make her comfortable
IN her last days" Grip, Gouge s. Co.
do not do all the business of the world.
Ahl my friend, do you say that God
does not care anything about your
worldly business? tell you God knows
more about it than you do. He knows
all your perplexities; he knows what
mortgage is about to foreclose; he
knows what note you cannot pay;
he knows what unstable goods you
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-06-08

His First Discourse Since He Was Made
Chaplain of the Ancient and Honor
able Artillery Company of Massachu-
scttS.
The critic., 1891-01-24
CAPITOL Notes.

Representative Grosvenor of Ohio has
Introduced resolution in the House
providing that it shall be in order
whenever the Committee OF the Whole
rises from the consideration of a general
appropriation bill for the member in
mittee be discharged from its further con-
sideration, and that the bill be read a third
time and put upon its passage, which mo-
ton is TO be decided without debate; and,
If decided in the affirmative the bill and
amendments that have been adopted in
the committee, or were pending, shall be
acted upon by the House as If the previous
question had been ordered.
Representative Il. b. Taylor Of Ohio
has introduced resolution setting aside
January "a for the consideration of the
bill to define the jurisdiction of the United
States courts, with provision that after
one hours debate the previous question
shall be ordered.
A letter from Inspector-General Breck-
inridge,. setting forth reasons why addi-
tional clerks and messengers for the lat
ter's Office should be allowed, has been
laid before Congress. General Breckin-
ridge says that an increase of the force in
his office is absolutely necessary for the
performance of the public service. As it
is he is given a task, but not the means
for performing it.
Secretary Proctor has transmitted to
Congress list Of the clerks and messen-
gers employed in the War Department,
with general statement as to their eff
ficency. The letter says that the clerical
force comprises few persons who have
for many years been in the service, and
whose efficiency have become impaired
by reason of advanced age or other disa-
bilities, In the Record and Pension di-
visions number of employees are below
a fair standard Of efficiency but they have
either passed the examination for ap-
pointment or promotion under the civil
service rules.
The critic., 1891-01-24
HOUSE.

Speaker Reed got another scoring from
.tbe-- Democratic side of the House this
afternoon. The Clerk had skipped GER
A.. tain passages in the journal, and Mr..
Breckinridge of Arkansas raised the point
that the whole of the journal should be
read, and that no part should be omitted.
The Speaker said that the clerk had
simply failed to read the petitions that
wen; presented yesterday, and that that
had always been the custom, at least for
the past four years during his service in
the House.
Mr.. Breckenridge insisted that the whole
journal should be read.
While Mr.. Breckenridge was talking the
Speaker recognized Mr.. Mckinley.
Mr.. Breckinridge claimed that he was
entitled to the floor. and lntimated that
the Speaker was treating him unjustly.
1.-The Chair is never unjust to any gem
tleman when he is in ORDER" responded
the Speaker.
This met with groans on the Demo-
cratic SIDE
Mr.. Bland rising to his feet and shaking
his fist at the Speaker shouted: "The
Speaker is always unjust"
Major Mckinley next took the floor and
said that as 1t was clear that the minority
ness he would move for the previous
question upon the approval of the jour
nal.
The Chair quickly put the question and
the roll-call was called. 1t was after 9
O'Clock when the journal was finally ap-
proved.
The journal was approved and the
House went into Committee of the Whole
ON the Naval Appropriation bill.