St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-29
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able to give it comfortable quarters. AS we
understand the situation hotel sccommoda-
tons in the East are merely the children
| born of necessity The rule works equally
well west of the Mississippi.
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Boston is out for the Democratic national
| convention. But delegates-especially Dem
ocratic delegaIes-want something a trihe
more film " than beans.
The New York press warns Uncle Jerry
| Rusk that the country doesn't want any more
of those fatal cyclones" Meanwhile the
| Democratic press warns the country that it
doesn't want any more of Uncle Jerry Rusk.
Thanksgiving is over. but the rich, brown
roast goes merrily on in some of our perfervid
! political exchanges
| The New York Recorder has an editorial
on THE American Horse" In this connec-
ton we wish to direct the attention of Mr.
/ Turner to the feet that in Chicago owing to
abnormally developed worlds fair appetites
| the American horse is rapidly becoming ex-
| tinct.
On the walls of the Bank of England John
! Sherman's picture figures emong the like
hesses OF the great financiers of the world
| Unless Senator Sherman modifies his present
attitude regarding Standardized Brice, he
stands fair show Of having his picture
ciassed with the worlds great "seat-stealers'
~
The New York Recorder accuses Mime
apolis Of working to secure the Democratic
national convention. This is unjust to the
large number of generous Minneapolis citi-
zens who are heartily i'll accord with the
efforts being made by ST. Paul to secure the
Democratic political meet of 1892.
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The height of absurdity is reached when
the brilliant young tenor struggles into a
stage costume and attempts TO act.
~
One of NebrasGa's own state papers ac-
| cuses. Omaha Of having used force in its
attempt to secure the Republican national
| convention. This is the first time it has been
suggested that Omaha had any force.
The great advantage of advertising in the
GLOBE small wants has received one more
striking illustration. member of the St
| Paul Bar association contributes the follow
ing unimpeachable testimony to the efficacy
of GLOBE circulation:
4 have just recovered he said, latter ex-
periencing considerable difficulty. my dog
He is a beautifully embossed. brown and
white water spaniel. You can readily believe
he is heavily embossed because boss him
myself. lie is as full of tricks as some low
bred, unconventional dogs are of feas."
''W hat is an unconventional dog:'' we felt
impeled at this moment to inquire.
IAN unconventional dog is a dog born in
Chicago or New York. This dog was born in
Minneapolis and is conventional clear down
| to his toe nails His name is Judge. l taught
him the tricks myself. I taught him all the
| tricks l knew and got a small boy with a hair
| lip TO teach him Others. But, as / can't talk
with the same loek-stitch accent affected by
the boy with hair lip, Judge won't tote
square with me always"
But what has this to do with GLOBE
Small Wants?''
The dog was lost. didn't lose him. A
young man from sioux City, To-, attempted
to spend Thanksgiving with me- 1 say at
tempted advisedly. for, between you ana [
| and the dog, this young man went down
| town right after breakfast Thanksgiving
| morning, taking Judge with him to point out
the attractions of the city, and the young man
| didn't show up at the house until u 80 D. m
| Tho dog was out of sight-the young man out
OF his mind. l asked him where Judge was
Judge who:' he inquired.
1.-The dog
oh, the spaniel? He-he lost me some
where. have camel mean l come up on
the cable. L had five'sh cent'sh, but I don't
b'lieve Judge had a nickel to his back
"'You have been drinking l said. sternIy
Closhest guessh you ever made in your
| life. You'd do to gues'sh on Their number of
| squash seeds in pumpkin
Ibid you breathe on the dog?''
No, sir. Me! | never breathe. Show
| me to my boodwar -
But how does this involve the manifold
| advantages to be derived from GLOBE Small
Wants?''
'On the next morning came down town
and began tracing up Judge. 1 discovered
| that every saloOnkeeper in ST. Paul had seen
and recognized the dog in company with my
steamed friend from Sioux City. The bar
: keepers all testified to the playfuIness of
/ Judge, and told about some of the surprising
| tricks he performed. Every visit of inquiry
| cost me from Is to IS cents. began to feel
| Lonesome without my dog. a kind Of high
| lonesome. 1t also occurred to me that if /
| never found him l should be obliged to cut
up his little dog antics for him. and pretty
| soon L experienced an almost passionate
| yearning to commence on the antics right
| away"
And the GLOBE Small Wantsg''
| Yes, tOund traces OF that dog all over
| town, struck new leads and outcroppings
| and surface indications. but of Judge him
| self couldn't strike pay dirt. tracked him
| down to the rooms of the st. Paul Kennel
| club, but they hadn't seeen him, they said.
| adding, in a sub-bass, that if they had they
| wouldn't give it away. l found the dog
! catcher had overlooked him: | found that
some cashiers and bookkeepers and private
| secretaries in big counting room had enjoyed
| his company for awhile, and turned
| him out. Then L sat down and wrote
advertisements for the GLOBE. 1 put
/ Judge in the Lost column. 1 put him in
! the Found department., and in another
| place offered to sell or exchange him for
| anything tangible from a souvenir spoon to a
| typewriter. In the Help Wanted column l
told i'll plaintive strains how yearned for
| just such dog to help us eat things brought
| in by the butcher and groeeryman. put him
| in the Personals and offered to put him
up as security for loan of 81. The atten-
ton attracted to Judge by offers of rewards
| and in other ways was fairly mild Every
| body in town came to know him and to
| love him. In less than two hours
after the GLOBE was issued l had
| Judge back in the bosom of NV
| family And all day long a stream of people
with dogs which looked like judge, but were
! not genuine. One man said his dog was Just
like Judge, or. at any rate. just as good as
! Judge. and 1 found out afterwards that he
was druggist, who was running an opposi-
ton joint to the patent medicine propri-
| etors."
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