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Examination For State Certificates.

An examination for applicants
for State certificates will be held at
Grafton on hugust %. Applicants
will be examined on all branches
required for No. I county cortifi-
cate and in addition theroto-Al-
gebra, Rhetoric, Natural Phllosoz
ply, Psychology and School Law.
AsHBY J. WILKINSON,
Member Board Examiners.
Second District
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supreme rosrt OF Appeals.

Supreme Court OF Appeals.
panlol u. Lucas. Prest., JeferScn Go.
Henry Brannon. Lewis GO
=. ". English. Mason CO.
Homer n. Holt, GreeGbfler Co.
o. =. Long. Clerk. kannwha Go.
Alfred Caldwell. Reporter Ohio Co.
Coavcnes at Char lesion second Wednesday In
snuary Wheeling. drst "Wednesday hi june
charlestown, first Wednesday In September
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Tnltea kfalrA Nenaiars.
hemhcrs ofConxress.

Charles J. Faulkner, Martinsburg, Berkeley
podnty.
John f. Keana. Charleston. Kanavha County.
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DIRECTORY.
stale smeiaIs.

Goveruor-A. Brooks Fleming Marion County
Secretary OF Stat0-w. H. Ohiey, Marion CO.
Auditor-Patrick " Duly. webster To-
1rcasuror-Will illiam I. Thompson. Cabell Go.
Attorney General Alfred Caidweli Ohio Co
. sYpt. OF schoois-B. >. Morgan. Monongalia
C-tntF
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COnstAbIes.

i. Elgrwooi Dlsirict, J. L. stone. Joseph 7.
tuboJos.
SAliey-A ]. DeDerry. Emanuel Dixon.
fyOn-I. w. Criss, william ". Taylor.
Hoao-Rcn =. Wood ward. SAINT ". BOw'1an.
Portiand-wm. 4. Mtt'nuis, T.. G. Martin.
Uhioo-i.loYd G. Shaftcr. George Gclssinan.
fleas1nt-- James =. Fulmcr.
Graat-William r. ID. Miller.
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CoMNIssioSERs IN cuANcERY.

Juage, Third Jv tieiai District.
Joseph 7. Woke, KinA - d. Preston County.
commissioners IN cIIANCERY.
p. J. Crogan. ID. NJ. wo:ring and Henry Clay
Hyde.
hEcEIvkh OF rHK COURT.
Col. James W. Brown.
COUNTY OFFICIALS.
COMMISSIONERS COUNTY COURT.
Grant District, samuel r. Conner, Pres.
Pleasant. Ben A. Conner.
PORTLAND. r. ID. benson.
Lplon Page r. McCrum.
R6no. Moses r. Sinclair.
lyon. Reason A. Pcll.
Valley. Mason watson.
Ringwood Leroy Shaw.
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cnnr.s rhnfehr.

December n.
County court--First Monday Id january, April,
ealy and October.
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MagiSrues.

kinswoe Joseph II. GoLsSin, simeon Mat
hnaIy.
Valley, Dave G.. 2inu. John VI Sfrahin.
Lyon, lame Mei;se, DJyid ] Gibson,
Homo. If. ~. Wheeler. Z. VI. Summcr :.
Portland, John W. Iilll. \. q. Mason.
k'nlon, Jesse ". Sllaffcr. Julius Scherr.
Pleasant. Levi II. Miller. u. H Martin.
Grant, W. II. McGibhons, Alpha lIagans
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Jaase. Third Jy ,ielai District.

State SenaI0rs-EletenIh biNiFicf.
wthiam q. worley. Kingwood. Preston Co.
Asphess Garrison, MonOngalia Co.
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Town OniciaIs.
kayop-Gus j. Shaffer
ReooEder--James w. White.
Town sergeunt-J James ". Flyhns
Counoilrnon-w 8 Martin Julius Monroe.
Henry w. Murdock, Wilbur POsten and George
Williams.
knights Of PythIas--LOdge meets every Tues.
"a evening at their hall over J. W. Blaker's
store at 500 O'Clock.
independent order Of ofd FeIiows-I,odge
meets every Saturday evening at their hall IN
Bishops Block at 500 o'clock.
Golden Rule Eneampment No. 30, l. q. q. r.
meets FIRST and Third Monday evenings Of
each month, In the odd Fellows Hall, over the
pOstonice.
Tho Independent order of Good Templars-
ygige meets every Friday evening, In the X. OF
Hall at 1s3O O'Clock.
Kinz Philip Tribe No. i5 Improved order Of
Red Men meets every Wednesday evening ~
. o'clock ~ tho knights Of Pythias Hall over
Blazers store.
Churches
NE Church ". w Rider, Pastor
AcryiCes--Preachinr every sunday at 1910 n NJ
And no D. m. sunday School y. m. Class
?. ~. Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening
j. Presbyterian Church ROY. If, r. Mcdonald.
Services Preaching every sfnday "a fO.So am.
apf 750 y. m Sunday school 1T 3 p. m. Prayer
Eseting every Wednesday evening
An T.. Churob-Rev. Bosloy Boyco Pastor
SerYico8-Proachinr, Fourth sunday I'm each
honth
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EoFjs er Edmc nlon.

Eo.Fis VI EdHc NioR.
u. y. T.. Tripnctt Pres.
A.-s a r,t..s, J Capt. j, =, E'Mu-tiock Sec
hAk"oVu Dihflc'' ! Dr. MT. Powell
". e. Gibson.
(B. F. Cobun. Pres.
SA,, Dr. j. 4. COX, sec.
'Hh"J J. $. LCa-.
[ Nicholas Posten.
IT " Clayton. Pres.
g. ID. j. Gibson. Sec.
D9"" Geo G. Shaw
fsaa6 Sa6ksOn.
ri y. Baker Pres
H. william Isoughridge, Sec
N""" W. A. Watson.
". +. Stafford.
Jacob J. tsu se;nan Pros.
s.,s r. c. Jones. See.
"I"sU stfJitrl y. FtCeland
4. 81 Elliott.
Julius Ssherr. Pres.
f, Lloyd S'htner. sec.
Om"H fE. r. King.
Charles 4. Iawtou.
~. J. Martin, Pres
La. W. II. Ringer, Sec.
'e"sS" u. A. Corfrier.
IL. ". Hartman
IB. r. Higgins Pres.
- ~. NJ Chidester, Sec.
~is"' W. NJ. Wolfe
Asa X. Frazee.
, 1891-10-22

Tt has as large a circulation as any Weekly
Newspaper in the State, and il you
want to keep posted subscribe
for THE TRIBUNE.
, 1891-10-22
All He Wanted to KnoM.

Chicago Tribune: He was a stranger
from out west. He paused as he went in
side the door Of the city church and whis-
pered to the usher
Sermons begun, haint it 2"
Eyes,, answered the usher.
What's the preachin' about?"
II hardly know yet. The text is the
first verse Of the second chapter Of La
mentations
II don't want to hear him" said the
stranger, with decision, as he backed hast
lily out of the door. "He's calamity
hoWler.'
, 1891-10-22
Science Works Wonders.

I had sciatic rheumatism so that was
all drawn over to one side. Ny hip sank
in SO that you could lay your hand in the
cavity, and I did no work for year. Moth
ing did me any good until tried Hibbard' IS
Rheumatic Syrup. Four bottles cured me.
For sale by Pacific Drug Co.
if. ALBERT KING, Van Vert, Ohio.
, 1891-10-22
CAVALRY OFFICERS.

Chas B Johnson, Major, commanding
tenant and Adjutant; w 0 Robb, Tacoma,
first Lieutenant and Quartermaster; DR.
A Beebe, Tacoma, assistant Surgeon;
Wallace Mount, Sprague, Sergeant Major;
W M Putnam, Sprague Quartemaster
Sergeant; j. HI. Shields, Sprague, Commits
: Troop A-Gaptain B B Glascock, Cap
tain; A W Lindsay, first Lieutenant; T
Ashley Wickham, second Lieutenant.
Troop B-James M Ashton, Captain;
James H Berry, First Lieutenant; James
NJ Dougan, Second Lieutenant
, 1891-10-22
Excitement

suns high at Mari & Ross drug store
over System Builder, as everybody is using
it for catarrh Of the stomach, dyspepsia,
constipation and impure blood, and to
build up the system. 1t certainly possesses
wonderful merit when all speak so well
, 1891-10-22
Wood and Bark.

All kinds of dry wood and bark for sale
by the undersigned, sizes to order.
JOHN D. REACH.
Office at Foster & Laberee,s. Tel. 3.
, 1891-10-22

This property is less than three quarters
of a mile from the corner of Main and Fourth
streets. Thirty houses will be built on this
addition within eight months
Prices range from 1926 to $500; corners,
$50 extra. Street car line expected to run
through the addition soon.
, 1891-10-22

The Washington Republican club was
organized at the Grand Pacific hotel at Ia
coma last night.
, 1891-10-22
REGISTER.
CONGRESSIONAL.

Senator, John B. Allen, WaIla Walla.
Representative, Jno. L. Wilson, Spokane
Falls.
, 1891-10-22

sshen Baby was sick, we gaze her castoria.
Ehen she was a Child, she clied for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria.
%hen she had Children, sheg;a rave them Castoria
, 1891-10-22

Itissnearly all ReadingsMatter referring to this
section of the Country tits the Lead
ing Weekly Newspaper at the
head of Puget Sound.
, 1891-10-22

All the Associated Press kilograms and the
latest local and miscellaneous news
Of the day are to be found in
THE TRIBUNE.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.

respectfully presents its claims for the new
and every way desirable SIOUX CITY
ROUTE.
For folders and further particulars call
upon local ticket agent, or address the un-
designed at Manchester. Iowa.
j. Il. MERRY,
Asst. Gen. Pass. ARt.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12

training them. AS there is no animal moe
feared by rats, and as their thin, flexible
bodies will allow them to follow the vermin
through all their tunnels, they are particu-
larry useful for this purpose. They are
trained to come when whIstled for. They
sometimes get bitten, but they are OK
hardy, and it takes q great deal to
one. The chief power of this animal
in its teeth, neck and forefest. One fer
ret can hold up eight times its W weight
with its teeth.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
LONG FLIGHTS OF PETRELS.

Some Curious Instances of These Birds
Being Blown Across the Sea.
When the true ocean birds, like the Pc
trels, are found scattered inland, dead or
dying. as has been the case during the past
month. we may safely infer that the
weather, from side to side OF the Atlantic,
has borne hardly not only on the ships, but
on the friendly birds that love to follow
them, says the London Spectator,
Perhaps the strangest Instance of the
forced wandering of a petrol was that which
brought one of the last know members of
an extinct, Or az any rate a lost species, the
capped petrol, whose only home appears to
have been the islands of ST. Domingo and
Guadalupe, from the West India seas to d
Norfolk heath.
In March or April, 1850, a bird was seen
by a boy on a heath in Southacre, i'll Nor
folk, Tapping from one furzs bush to an
other, until it crept into one, and it wAs
there caught BY him. Exhausted as it was
it violently bit his hand, and he thereupon
killed it.
A MI. Newcome, one of a race of falcon
era, happened to be hawking in the neigh
borhood, and his falcorer, seeing the boy
with the dead bird, brought it to his mas
ter, by whom 1t was skinned and stuffed,
and placed in the Newcomo collection,
where it still remains. 1t was a large bird,
t1Doub biAtoSlA llCucS IL lSllGbuy WIFI WIG
long, curved wings characteristic of all the
petrels, and q black head, as it's name indi-
Gates.
Only two other instances of the capped
potrel's appearance in Europe are known.
One was shot near Boulogne. and one in
Hungary in 1870, which il i'll the museum of
Buda-Pesth. Two others have been taken
in the United States. But the %strangest
part OF the story is that the capped petrols
are now either extinct or lost to the knowl-
edge of man.
"It is certain" SAYS Mr.. Stevenson, in
his last and unfinished volume of '"rhe
Birds of Norfolk" that the true home of
this very rare species is or was in the
islands of G~uadaloupe and Dominica in the
Vest Indies, where it was formerly very
abundant; but one Of it's old breeding
places in the last named of these Islands
was explored without finding q single bird
in February. 1887, by Col. Fielden."
1t appears that ten years before, not only
Dominica, but also Guadalupe was
in vain for The 'Diablotins," the
name by which these petrels were known to
the old voyagers. 1t is believed that they
were possibly destroyed by q South Ameri-
can opossum which vas introduced to the
island; but as the young and even the old
birds were constantly caught by the
islanders for food in the holes in which
they rested, their destruction may be due,
like that of the great aux, to human greedi-
ness.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
Are YOu Suffering

From back ache. inflammation of the blad-
der, drick dust deposit or stone in the bIad-
der, or in fact any arrangement of tho
kidneys OF urinary organs? If thus afflicted
do not losa time n waste money on worth
less iiniments and worse plasters, but strike
at the seat Of tho disease at once by using
ths greatest of oil known remedies, the eel.
ebrated Oregon Kidney Tea. Pleasant to
TAXA, purely vegetable. Satisfaction every
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
Eueklen's Arnica Saliva,

The best sElys in tho world fer cuts,
bruises, sores. ploars, Galt rheum. fever
cores. letter, chEppad hands, chilblains,
COINS and ali SKIN etuption;, and positively
cures pl!es or no pay required. IL ia guar
sntaed to give perfect satisfection, or monsy
REMINDED. Prics Is ccntS per box. For
sale by Il. 8. Hale d Go.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
:. NEW. ;.
Sioux City Route
EAST. :.

Passengers for the East from Helena and
other western points will find the NEW
ROUTE via SIOUX CITY and the ILL
NOIS CENTRAL 4. r. not only desirable
as to time and equipment, but one of tina
most attractive, passing through Sioux City.
the only Corn Palace City of tho world;
Dubuque. the handsome Key City OF Iowa;
Rockford, Illinois. a new manufacturing
city, that has become q world within IT,
SELF" and Chicago, whose growth and en-
terprise is the wonder of the world. With
elegant free Chair Cars, and Pullman Pal.
nee Sleeping Cars on every train between
Sioux City and Chicago, and with a close
connection with the UNION PACIFIC
trains at Sioux City, the
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
TIE CHICAGO,
- MIL WAUKEE &
ST PAIN P'V s

rs the Fast Mail Short Line from st. Paul
sand minneapolis via La Crosse and Milwau-
keo to Chicago and all points in the East
orn States and Canada. 1t ia the only line
under one management between St. Paul
and Chicago, and IT is the Finest Equipped
hallway in the herthwe st. 1t ia the only
line running Pullman Dr~awinc-room Sleep.
ing cars with luxurious smoking-rooma, and
the finest dintnG-cars In the world, via the
famous River Bank Route along shs
shores of Lake Pepin md the beautiful
Mississippi river to Milwaukee and Chica-
go. Its trains connect with those of the
Northern lines in the GRIND linton depot At
1T. Paul. No change OF cara Of any class
between st. Paul and Chicago. For through
ticketg, time sablea, and full information.
apply to any coupon ticket egen. in tho
northwest.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-12-12
THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT.

well cut n right proportional garments are
those who bought their last suit of us. All
men are not proportioned alike. While the
breast or waist measure ma be the same,
there may be ten or twelve niche difference
in height, which requires different proper
toned garments.
For this seasons business we are prepared
better than ever to serve you. No matter
what your proportions,
or Tall, Fat or SIim,
we can fit you. as we AVE bought of houses
that make a speciality Of these garments and
employ skilled cutters tailors who
have made these points a study for years with
success, and equal to any tailoring at ready
made prices.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-04-03
puEois MA1Ds5 AND ~ y. s..
1EHA1RELL.


New Albany Ledger.
ED. LED0FH IT was my pleasure 70
serve tha Masonic Lodge ~ 1~eprgeN@Nh
on tho night IN shu .5tn IA en aadrc-s 1n
masonry. Tie Nj. 4 ch1rcli wa Neii
filled with AN attentive anien sMi WE
evening passed ~ peas4nlv vas
however, pleasantly SArrriSe4 NJ fhs
presence Of tho audience ~ DR.. Wesrh.
ers. who had iust returned !raM HIM
tingburg, and ~ request or DUBOIS
Lodge. No. $40, presented Ae with (
very Beautiful Masonic apron. e5 test
monv az their narrrcisfipn ufan adirc-i
on Masonry AAf viven tnan at tlic tliAI
Of the installations VI their nih 'ers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-04-03

ERt N'A A' ~
New AAary sfw
rtaNi.#liS tfnvrf NyssianN I "n' VA
~ race lnr ih4 p i~Ny iir A7N
hi,n.olf an.stlr fiNiu iic htf" $3.50
,.r the saas NJ lsN NAne Ntinr' tn' 'ta
n4,on AnnBNt AA fNt 4 ff" lnf'n
t~ia.nta. s.-4 y4iH iftf iArt tfiNfN i.f
riief sf.i N Nsr r"H- iff
r,., W mt te May ~ WIS
,i-.t .~tatasltan nti Nr r"r'AinN h"'
Ieiitisftn A'fna.
lais fntH tf, @"sF ,7n''
e,sunf AsvNf. nrer hspnfn "lfh
,r,,i. N rsaaNiUci N tsAiiasi n Nn'
tle unly div rno p.
The ifiter desires y .@R 1N
crs.. Tht klpA ~ 4 Demgnre'~ pHlN.
ne Leatar M uftrs pHk- ~ nnf @fRfR
rra. ~ the tune being, chan party ,Ae
csss. Whea ne tavn Won re ERf'
when we h4ve thR alrinis'fH'fon an0
TIE congrcssii Nlihe Aiah'ine'o nehn'
Democratic psl,t..
The rropic favc PRONOUNCED HR"'ns.
Republican Money nu' W.T., Ntt M
xirca ir their adhesion ~ i'fMNf H''
Mla we N~Hf to an ~ AZ NM e's''''Ns
ThAis nrsciifai ,o iics.
The Ledger ~ Nsfs vcHry ~ sncn
leaaersiiip As hss hefu 2 developed 'h
two or three seli eirrtea ofxan-. ~ A'
diana. Tnesr iille bed room -a'heriut
where face traie NJ tte snmnsn- 81 ,''
ratio sentiments. donf 40 down WIS
men <ho nave fought me cstties NJ
nsmorrsry NJ Indiana for "n'Nn m
a hAif cen3nry. a ntre we.'e'io hns Ase
tozethrr nad tax Themselves Nh'1 't
helief itat ihfy ere @ffrt sNsn' tu1 ,nva
can't maz0 she people 81 me o'A's
believe ID.
All this hv w4s M pr7face. Nnat 'ne
Indiana Dor ion'd az = 20 Re'
together. wv hpia N4e KEY ~ the s',Nt-
ton. five tee ~ ot II ~ N our own
hnlt.
Al this writing FAC ~norlnat.oN NM
New York rssn FER the Frequency +
ont or The question. There is anAfSN-
rism between men wI1 hAr4 lhe po~H'
10 slaughter oaeh ether snd NAH NATa
nevar yet girtr evidence ot n-SRAN'
Unity which wculd NOS siAugftar fRs
partr "a frslit7 personal yhwf, Pr pvT'
soma ends.
Whist Chen ia ,nc i,ty n the Dehr
cratic party Clearly, WE must lool
elsewhere Gan Nm iha rrpire state ~
orr ticket n 1922 There r. plfntY I"
timber. Pzisispr, M PennNxlTAnia. M
shown cn two rccf SitAs 'lA' hf eh'
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-04-03

II rnsi AANay - Borne ~ Mad 7s
shs nAieris, ~ american ceu.o ~
Want : .nli CAees--Aey WIN M.
tAc r~z or N.ns-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-04-03

Tue undersigned having bean restored.
~ health ~ simple means. ati"r sui9r
Inc .nr several Years with 4 se7crc lung
affection. and that drcaa dls aAc Con-
snwntion. n anxious 10 make known
M his fellow suiin'erS INC means ~ ehre.
Iwo ,ha-a who desire Il. he will cheer
I'ully send free ~ charge = cory = 'he
proarrirtinr n~ef, whirh they WI hnA Y
l.nro .nre for Consumption. i-ShmA.
trntnr~h. E~rnrcHilis. And ~ 'nras'
ana Fnug NnsnIicS. He nopfs n3 snf
frfers yii TIN his Remedy, A. " Az sn-
IvstuA'is Tnoat desiring she praScfIp
ifion which will cost ,hsm notnlnH' ana
war n-nre a blessing, vii rleArf \ Y
is~ rr, FpwA4n N. MfhscH. MIL
ti4N-nHrE aa- county, Now YORK.
Ess Al slp-is
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-03-14
Now, Give Attention

To the publication of your blood, for
at no season is the body SO suscept.
ible to the benefits to be derived
from . good medicine, as in March,
April and May. Hoods Sarsaparilla
is the peoples favorits spring medi-
cine. 1t stands unequalled for purify.
ing the blood, curing scrofula, salt
rheum, etc, regulating the kidneys
and liver. repairing nerve tissues,
strengthening and invigorating the
whole body, as we'll as checking the
progress of acute and chronic disease,
and restoring the afflicted parts to a
natural, healthy condition. If you
have never tried Hoods Sarsaparilla
for your ''spring incidence" do SO
this season.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-03-14
A VICTORY INDEED!

The Legislature Has Made 1t Possible
for Alturas County's Indebtedness to
be Paid.
Sheriff Mcpherson received the fol
lowing dispatch from Boise to>day:
All osr bills have passed. We
have carried every point. Our people
have every reason to thank she Legis-
lature.
PARSONS AND GARRETT.
This is good news. 1t means that
tho Indebtedness Of old A!,uras has
been properly apportioned, and that
all three counties created out of old
Alturas, as we'll as the Territory an
nexed to Bingham county, is held for
every cent of the debt. This is &C.
cording to the contract entered into
with the bondholders when the bonds
were sold, and it is the only basis
upon which the debt could be paid.
To be sure it might be possible for
q county to secure temporary ad.
vantage and shirk the payment of its
just proportion Of the debt, as Logan
and Gilmore counties did two years
ago; but such an advantage, being
contrary to the spirit of the Constitu.
ton, could not be permitted to last.
II could only be temporary, and
would have to be Offset by just legis.
lation sooner or later, no matter what
was in the way.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-03-14
Common Sense Remedy.

In the matter of curatives what you
want is something that will do its
work while you continue to do yours
"a remedy that will give you no in-
convenience nor interfere with your
business. Such . remedy is ALL
COCKS Porous PLAsrERs. These
plasters are not an experiment. they
have been ia use for over thirty years,
and their value has been attested BY
the highest medical authorities, as
we'll as by voluntary testimonials from
those who have used them.
ALLcocK's Porous PLAsTERs are
purely vegetable and absolutely harm.
less. They require no change of diet
and are not affected by wet or cold.
Their action does not interfere with
labor OF business; you can toll and
yet be cured while hard at work.
They are SO pure that the youngest,
the oldest, the most delicate person OF
either sex can use them with great
benefit.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-03-14
LA GRIPPE.
A Mean and Contemplate Disease-A
Faint Attempt at Its Diagnosis bY a
COnyalescing Victim.

A Mean and Contemplate Distase-A
Faint Attempt at Its Diagnosis by a
Conyalescing Victim.
Virginia New Enterprise.
When the sun shoots his cleaning
rays athwart the eastern horizon and
looks like freshly upturned buffalo
chip, when the glittering stars that
stud the vaulted heaven look like
rusty nail heads in a sewer box, when
the ethereal dome itself looks like a
circumscribed football freshly dragged
from mud puddle, when the picture
Of your sainted mother looks like a
hyena, when that of the girl to whom
you last proposed looks like an old
bag riding broomstick blown by a
Washoe zephyr in the black of the
night, when the silvery notes of the
yellow throat of your canary bird
sound like the whooping >cough of a
dying pappoose. when your wife looks
like your mother in.law, when you
conju the picture of your father
with horns on his head and cloven
hoofs for feet, when carmine looks
blue, when the most soothing thought
you can bring to mind is picnic in
Erebus with snakes, horned toads,
scorpions, tarantulas, ella monsters
and few ladies and gentlemen simi>
larly afflicted with you, when beef
broth looks like the spawn OF frogs,
when the rose smells like an effervesc>
ing mache of limburger cheese and
garlic, when the nurse comes to your
bedside IN the morning bearing a cup
of boiled milk and buttered toast on
a bright china dish and a snowy, white
napkin and you think she caught up
your breakfast at the other end of the
city sewer with scoop shovel, when
your doctor comes in and feels of
your pulse aud you think you are en-.
circlsd by Shiny boa constructor,
when the flowers on the wall paper
look like grimacing devils in Male,
bolge, when the bed sheets feel like
fresh eel skins and the pillow like a
head tone, when water tastes like the
splt en- of a jaundiced wart.heg, when
your head aches until your eyes feel
as if a ''painless" dentist was pulling
on them with pair of twee gers, vhen
you feel strong enough to get up and
you stand upright for second, and
then your head reels and you feel as
If you were falling GU. of balloon.
when the clock locks like skull and
cross bones, when your bosom friend
looks like the man you want to shoot,
when every sound is like a never
dying souls moan doing expiration on