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Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29
Sasianrre ipm SolSater.

6ompanier al eSuoianerc CT M bpcrucoe
I'll SpIooter ben resuIGre {,Gr, os Z
til nil mart bIipe praoniiereoe, 8 al oisie
{, ulereSe fuIbtuIi9e. Sri98minilfcren
Ct meset tiIircos mco ]ieiultatet al oi8ie
6orio9 meo al busrpc lnoiuuerr. Snoen
6 Ntaoueoer baabcr ban at bouc 25 9oms
pnuier. SfrtCrer b%srcttcr, at DC me IN:
eiouitc Sri9ere lGrer mesct burtto line
@Iiatcr iom Solonter. Man bar bibtiI
bapt mango @anfteIiebcOer meO at ioa
SnOiaucrnc in6 / 9nionteris Re9cmenter
Re ioretrattcr Suuausrict, 20 mango CT:
tIGrer, at be lite nil 9ao iuo i 6Gren,
buis be life tan bIipe Saraleriiter.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29
NcaierinNens SnNtGatcr fra Anter

Regicriugcns SnStratcr fra 3ntcr.
mol 3epcnuc ! 5iitaInoret, Der enSte ben
90tcSuni, beIOb ijg tilSl46, o35, 1919 imot
al42, 500, coo ! bet ioreguocuoc 2tar.
llogiiicrne ~iorbunonc meN at notrrut
ocnnc itore Gum beIob i9 til 81, 1913,
200, eucr nmtriug SOS, 600 mere cnp
Be-; Inyci ioruO. 8rrnOcuinsifntten
bcleb zig SIS, 52S, 926 imo0 s75, Isl,
eS5 Set iorconacnoc 2lar. Sfatten paa
Grbof bcIcb ia til $50, 100, go imuo
S&3, 95s 99l i9Iorct, Scr cnStc Ocn 3Otc
,}nnc 1890. %oa SIeomor9GrineimOr
hc'aItc5 en- Stat Of $l,s77,9 24, 6enimcS
Saoo, ooo mere eno ioet iore9oacnSe aar.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

@nro, 0r. Nrctanoer % Sr. 8erbare
@iertien, ct Ireflsper, Der %piltnof
eminent 6oritano mtan iiees at pRrt
r%eprRientatip for ben uorlfc aolpni
g~tinnenpoliS. 6r. Gnlo talte ON
Gre5iens Ningt; Sr. &rctnnoer ON
Gnigbeo blnnot Stnnoinnperne; Sr.
@jerlien ON ct Wouumeut for Ole Bul.
% Ell 8rGnie for original %aorpulitior
III nGite Snn9ermooe. Gereiter flere
ioenite % oanite 5alere.
Der bleu ipl9t $50 8iaeiter, altioa
life fulOt bet balpe al buao man baOoe
bclnpet fla pna. Gette ct 10 luPrt Ilemt
6nnbe for spmiteen, men fife minoit ior
6r. Slittup, Der FIN itltloe bare et pis
Gum pro Persona; men oct er %piitnot
Somiteens e9en StDlb, O9 nanr ieg ia,
at Soften, pda ct Yar llnotageller nnr,
bauoe uRret bel0ig, ian er bet netop
bette, jeg mener, nemlig at &omiteen
dpertereoe Bnnfetteu fri, og Iaa Saar
ben / iioite gieblit % ~beItemmer, at
Den oGigeuct ital foite 81. 6plgeu bar
oa ben, at Mauge reiite bjem, pg finn
De 69rreite bleu i9ien. Get foretoms
nter mig, at bette bar aloeles uriatiQ,
bnaoe MOB Be minore bemioleoe San-
gere ianUeliom mOo Gcitauratpren, Sr.
SIItrnp, Der oerpeO Haturli0ui5 tn6er
~betDbeli9. 6uorpiot apmitten pil eQer
er iitNno til at boloe 6am lfaOeslps,
tienoer je9 life til; men oct uilbe nit
life pHre iOrme8et, ON DC, per ltcm.e
ior Ell Dollar, bare for at Der life iflIloe
bliOe uueriplot, Uilbe bctale BET mulige
Cab.
9aa 6Orretning3mpoet 3irSbag 5orz
miooag blep Wtr. Sluenion al Chicago
pnl9t til Trpioent; Nils Suul %
Gbas. 8. Sobanien til life % 2ben
Sice BrGiioent; 6arrp Gnnona al
9teu Yorf 9ienpalgtes til Scfretrr;
Snltus SG9er at Chicago palgtc2 iii
adSIercr, ps Sictor Wietien al ct. Raul
til 6irat8 iefrctGr.
s. @. Golber9 pnlgte3 meo 80 al 5S
Stemmer til WuIiibirettor.
Nrite Mooe bolocS / Chicago moer
Observation-Disclosures; men ben o~arligc
Sonucntion al 0irctticnen mooer urife
Aar 9tcw Yorf.
Som GrtraprGmie iii "Ioromrns
oencS Son9iorerin9 al W~inncapolis"
ct 0rlttebOrn al Sronce.
9ette cr pa, bunb jcg / &o,t6co
bapoe at iortGQe ON Soften. Stuloc
je9 li1c no9Ct mere Om Snngcrnc, iaa
mnottc oct pHre 9uifct ON, at Splos
cco nrltc Snn9crieit oilOc q ue
norolIt @tniif % mirore at Den
%'Dolonoltc. DIN "3rnuiata" o. "6i.
9nroS Srpllnp", @OunoO % Wtp5lrt CT
laa tlasiiite, De li90er BOG uoens
Ior zen nOrOiite Stcmnin9sboriiOnt.
geo Ell itanoiuauiif Snnserieit uilOe
pTre mere paslenoe at bpoe pea
lfan0inapiit Ntuiit meO ct Bar "acnuine"
nmtritanite San9e, Tor at trrtfc Nnrc.
.rifnnere.
Noor vi icr tilbn9c pan 6cItoa9cuc.
ul life Iige anoet, enc at oen i oct
0ele ta9et bar Ell Sllcceis. Der bar
o9ret no9et al en- 6cititemnins Doer p8,
% Den oil iet9e meO ps, llaar ri after
mo i bet oa9ligc Grit. @i
bar | otSie Gage li9eiom Ilyttct mo /
Iplc, ieittlGOte Sale, pl bar 6prt
bore eSne San9e % 3oner tolte Tor us
blerteoarmt og 9ribenoe, o9 ui bar after
ollt Seroen % os iclu, at pi life lGu
ger or "oelte 6olf paa Stranoen, Der
Jig / Sanoen StllinssprG0 ira
Slir bare Soften i Chicago
ON TO Gar iaa bpsselis, Tom BEN bar
ber / Winneupolis, ba bar oct inoen
'tso. Jiep.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

Senotpr 90. e. Euap, icm / en-
garr1tie bur puret 5ormanb for BEN
repubIitanite 9atipnnltcmiis, % ION i
9emctraternes Zine er en- Sntarnatipu
Of Glt, boab Der tpmmer inb unoer 20,
Ittif a%prruptipn, bar nntpbet, OF Der er
en- @ufsbeb for, of ban pil reiianere,
mar ben eretltipe apmite msber ben
29Ss bs. Get or iunbipnlist, at Den
tiblisere asiiterenbe acknowledgement
Clarion fra Soma bIir bans Giterfel,
per.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29
5rpsielis Silitano blanot 20.

Dtriie. 3 Daily News ffripes: Zen
fire Snepanorins al Srbsr ira Rus.
lamb bar 9olaftina irsmtalbt ben Itsr,
lte Urn % Glenoiebeo. Napnlis i
Sernlalem er 9ilitanbsn fpriaroelie.
Glp9tninserne fommer fra Sbesia %
Sonitantinopel ] ct autal al 300
6nmllter bper u9e. neiten aleiammen
noen Wenee, alar eler Mao. 9nfus
20 Stariaeensfeber rnier oper belle 81.
lirl'tet, % man irpster for a~lminoelia
Nst % Susersngo. Ge Sielpemib.
Ter, be rise pei.erlanbNe Seoer bar
'enet, er iOr lGnse iioen Opbrust.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

Sfslss Telegram til G'Srr. q.
6. 9Obnicn d &c., General glsenter
for Tasiaseroibelinsen, aisi, Ching.
baln sinlsns Glib "Sslanb" fra ebri.
fttansianb ben 25be Srli mee $50
&nsia9erer. Oct tan psntes til Nem
gori pm'rins ben Gte aisuit, % 9as.
inssrsr iOr 9eeprnb ps Smesn pil
fomme irem 8 Gage ienere.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

Ercnncnien bar nbnGpnt Ears 2lns
bcriou ira Sbio til 2Ocn @eianotifabs.
ietyctGr i Sonoon.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

Sfnoa c ny, men Jiele e sammalt,
ia SasteI,ipperen % itprte mob 5ielos
passeu, iaa Sousen git inb | 9u9aren.
Decorah-posten., 1891-07-29

Zen fieSfprtrrSrnoe Snbenrias.
winiitrr ghanSIer bar ino6eIt SfIo.
homn Scrri,oyr / me Counter. Suert
GcrHtu ucGicr roo 6paoratmiI.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

our Juvenile Department car
ries the most extensive stock OF
Bows Wear more than any
three other houses combined).
Our prices offer no excuse for
keeping boy in a shabby rig.
Splendid Suits and Overcoats at
$500, $3.50, So and So. Full
line of Shirt Waists, Underwear,
&c, at bottom prices. 20 cents
up.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24
ESTABLISHED 1850.
DR.. JORDAN,

The Eminent Specialist on Mems
Diseases,
Formerly of New York City, is now located at
his permanent Office and residence, No $50
w. LOMBARD STREET, Baltimore, Md.
DR.. Jordan treats with unparalleled success
all casee of Nervous, Mental and Physical
Debility, Catarrh, Kidney and Lung Troubles.
also Gout, Rheumatism. etc. Having devoted
many years of his life to his speciality. diseases
of men arising from whatever causes, he Is
enabled to treat the uost obstinate cases with
perfect success. DR.. Jordon's medical work,
"Ihe Philosophy of Marriage containing
many valuable hints and instructions for the
treatment of various diseases arising from the
errors Of indiscretion of early life, can be had
on application, or will be mailed to any adj
dress ON receipt Of 20 cents. All cases and
correspondence strictly confidential. Medicine
sent to any part of the United States. Con-
sultation hours from 10 A. NJ. till P. NJ
Sundays-10A. N. till P. NJ only--or by
special appointment. Address all letters, ETC.,
$50 w. Lombard Street. Baltimore, Mo.
N. B.-No cases undertaken unless cure
can be guaranteed d2y
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

In is quite the thing just now for
Republicans who are welded to the
force bill legislation to quote Abra-
ham Lincoln's pungent paragraph,
"No man is. good enough to govern
another without his consent" This
sounds we'll, to he sure, but does il
in the mouth of the followers of the
Republican party, who have ruled
the country through seven admins
trations in only two of which
Grants two terMs-the president
seated had the honor of being the
choice Of a majority Of the votes Of
the country? Were it not for the
constitutional devices which have
come into play to give mnorities
such an overwhelming power in the
Senate and electoral college. the
Grand Old Party would have been
dead and buried shortly after rs
Christening.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

The silvery chimes Of Christmas
bells that will break in sweet tones
upon the ear in few brief hours,
will tell us old Father Time has
completed another cycle, and loud
and clear upou the air, keeping
time to the music of the bells, will
be announced a Merry Christmas
The great anniversary Of the birth
of Christ is here, and there echoes
through the corridors of time the
same sweet message that the angels
sang eighteen hundred years ago
Peace on earth good will to man.
Since we extended our Christmas
greeting, twelve months ago, we
have each and all had much TO be
thankful for, much TO make lille
worth living. But amid the sun
shine there has been some rain -
Death has come to many home
aud robbed from it some dear one
around whom the chords OF love
had been entwined. A parents
heart has been made to bleed, sis
ter's, brothers or friends tears
have fallen at the tomb of one shut
out forever from earthly VISION
Let us not forget the hand that
dealt the blow, and bow submissive
ly to His will. We should remem-
Der no life is full of sunshine; the
brighter the light the more intense
the shadow, and there are few Of
us who have not realized that joys
other side is sorrow. There is no
anniversary that opens the flood
gates of memory like Christmas
tide, so rsdolent of innocent mlrth
and tender home recollections. The
intervening years are swept aside as
himsy veil, and friends who left
US in the dim twilight of the long
ago are with us in memory as We
make glad our holiday season.
OF all festival times Christmas is
the one most independent of the
weather. Though storms and tenn
pests roar without within each
home, at least on this blessed day
there is warmth aud radiance. How
like to the ideal life of the Christian
in this world Let the outward cir
cumstances that surround him, be
what they may; let storms arise and
fees assail, still within his heart is
that peace which angels pro-
claimed more than eighteen hun
bred years ago to the wandering
shepherds on the plains of Bethle
hem.
INK EVENING CAPITAL extends
the greetings OF the season to all
is friends, readers aud patrons, and
wishes them each and every one a
CHERRY Christina"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

M gentlemen prefer dis
ANv tinct individuality in
Ill their garments. Our
Custom Branch contains the
choicest weavings, both foreign
and domestic, and is ever ready
to meet the wants of the most
fastidious at one-third less than
exclusive merchant tai rs
Splendid Suits 500 to $25.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cieanses the sys-
tenn efectualIy, dispels colds, head
aches and feyers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable TO the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent Qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Doc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand viii pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FiG SYRUP co
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KH HsH Yc6k. ny
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24
Remarkable Fasss

Heart disease Is usually supposed to bs
incurable, but when properly treated 4
large proportion Of cases can be cured
Thus Mrs. Emira Hatch, of Elkhait
Ind. and Mrs. Mary L. Baker, of Ovid
Mich. were cured after suffering ?
years. s. q. LfnburgeF. druggist at San
Jose, ILL.,, says that DIR. Miles New
Heart Cure. which cured the former
worked wonders for his wife, Lev
Logan, of Buchanan, Mich, who HAD
heart disease for 30 years, says two bot
ties made him feel like new man ;
DR.. Miles New Heart Cure is ,sold ant
guaranteed ut the City Drug Store ans
book OF testimonials free.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

BE- hat we sell is guaran
LIVERY teed. Your new hat
LIT should be the latest
style both in black and color. :
Our department is crowded with
all the newest winter shapes. =
Special line of 50 Derbys at
$l.9S. Boys durable hats, 30
cents up.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

A friend in need Is friend indeed,
and not less than one million people have
found just such friend in DIR. King
New Discovery for Consumption.
Coughs, and Colds. If you have never
used this great Cough Medicine. one
trial win convince you that it has won
derful curative powers in all diseases OF
Throat, Chest and Lungs. Zach bottle
Is guaranteed to do all that is claimed
or money will be rufunded. Trial bottles
free al the City Drug Store. Large bot
ties 50c. and 500.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

arm O'CLOCK A. M.
The following real estate of which the
late Michael Bannon died, seized and
nosseSsad.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

Buy a pair of Oak Sole Rubber
Boots at G.. A. Brady's. sole agent for
Annapolis. They are non-conductors of
heat and cold, and never draw the feet.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24
SATURDAY, January End, 1892,

arm O'CLOCK A. NJ,
The following real estate of which the
late Michael Bannon died, seized and
possessed.
A "A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY SEAT
n of So Acres, improved by a FINE
DWELLING, and an Apple Orchard.
This place is only five minutes walk
from Annapolis Junction, on a high
ridge, on the road to Savage. See deeds
recorded in Howard County Land Re-
cords in Liber w. w. W., No. 30, TO-
lilo 366, and Liber l.. j. W., No. 35, folio
Az &c.
ID FARM of 1909 Acres now occupied
ID by Jacob Watts, as tenant; about
two miles from 0denton, b. & Z. II. II
and fifteen from Baltimore, improved by
necessary buildings. orchards of fruit
trees, sEring of excellent water near the
house; adjoining the property of the
jackson Grove Camp Meeting Associa-
tion;" soil light, and well suited for
trucking. See 1851 equity proceedings
in Anne Arundel County Court.
G-FARM of 1862 Acres, improved by
u DWELLING HOUSE, &C., orch
ard two miles from Sappington's, A. w.
" ID. IL. H., lnIce from OueutOns lOuE-
teen from Baltimore; adjoins the proper
ty of David Wigley and others. See
Deeds Liber S. II No 13 folio 270, and
S. III No. 30, folio 626, &c, of said
Land Records of Anne Arundel County
MA tract of 3 Acres, more or less
IL unimproved, adjoining Clifton,
lands of Mrs NJ A. Janowitz and DR..
A. S. Linthicum A fine building lot
See Liber s. H. No. Z, folio 306 &c, OF
Anne Arundel County Land Records.
TERMS OF SALE.-One-third cash
balance in equal installments at one and
two years, with interest from day of sale
the credit payments to bear interest and
the notes of purchasers to be secured to
the satisfaction of the trustees, or all
cash at the option of the purchaser.
JAMES REVELL,
Annapolis, Md.
JAMES p. BANNON,
1l6 St Paul Street, Baltimore, Nd
10 Std Trustees
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24
MAGNOl A BAL M

Il LlQE1is pr~ lArztian FOR tse Skin. It's Spoth
ns. coolins. Rsssesliss wonasrfaly Hssatifiihe
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-12-24

made is our rule. Our Fall and
Winter line of Suits and Over
coats is now ready for inspec-
ton. They are all of pro-
per fabric and right color, 81 to
800. All the way from neat
ness to luxury.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-15
TARly Applts

More promptly than usual the lesson
l. again bclng iorvcd that Ne arr grow
ing morv Early apple. than consumption
demands or the market. can take care of.
The rr-ult IL that prices arr knocked
quickly down to hgur- that leaves uo
possible chance for profit Ia III" grower
90 dealer. With orchard. everywhere
,nong "a, ani every suburban dooryari
having u. few trees of early fruit, thrr-
/. not much possible room for any con-
siderable market demand for such fruit.
Will. 20 late there have becn compara
lly,ly few of the early sorts planted cut,
vet NJ still have too many ~ such kinds
for profit. Ia late years there has ls"n
no time bat good winter fruit would .ell.
direct FROM the trees, for norr money
than the choice early varieties. This b.
ing the case, grower. will 10 we'll net
only a. stop planting the early kinds,
but will sl.o hnd IL to their profit to
graft over the most ~ those they now
hay, Ia the late keeping kinds.
MANY amateurs have made the mls-
Iale of planting q considerable number
II tree. Of the summer aud fall varieties
..for home use" Df cours. the-s arr
desirable, and should Away. b. provided,
but the mistake IL that too many of the
Kind are provided for the purpose, and
Nhsn the tree. come we'll Into bearing,
therr l. large lot of pcri.hable fruit ou
hand. with neither use for al home NOT
market for In town. IL takes but very
fcw trres To supply family, however
large, with early fruits their season
through. 4 half doSen trccs IL varie-
tie. ripenlng la Succession l. ample pro
vision for thi. purpose. All above thess
had Gar better b. put into winter yari'~
tles. The lesson of oyer-.uPply and low
prizes has nov bsrn often enough ~
peaied to confirm th. wisdom of giving
attention to winter fruit insicad.-Maln'
Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-15
A rrm.ndsa. E.i.r.

johnson City. Tenn, has the cham
pion eater of tho country. This u one
Clay Morris. a whilom blacksmith, who
4. aid by competsn, witnesses TO have
recently eaten al q sitting four loayes Of
bread, three chickens, three pounds OF
ham. Eve good sired yam potatoes and
Eve cucumbers. with q quart OF gravy
with the bread and pint and half OF
beer with which 20 wash the whole
down. The occasion Of this meal WA .
wager between himself and his brother.
Job Morris, who himself ate two and .
half Ioayc., two chickens, thrce pounds
of ham and four potatoes, but retired
from the contest In seeing his relatives
appetite apparently undiminished.
The winner declared the meal nothing
unusual with him. and indeed seemed 10
suffer DO Inconvenience from his gor-
mandiIing. but enjoyed unbroken slum'
Der for nearly fifteen hour after. He
.ays his enormous appetite has been of
gradual growth aud Il rather proud OF it,
though he Is wholly untitled for any
work by IL and spends the greater part
of bis time lying down OF sleeping.
At one time. however. Morris wss con-
sideri q good workman and the strong
est man In the county. Strange 10 nay
he Is not fat in proportion Ia his height.
which Is something over siI feet. and
weighs only lCO pounds, bot he claims
not TO have known SPELL Of indigestion
Tor over ten years. and though be u
stupid In the extreme. IL very vain.-
/ Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-15
iNplA,s SACRED BULL.

Tie sacred bull Of India wander-
through the streets of the great cities,
receiving homage wherever he goes. II
he meets . native carriage or cart In =
narrow street, the vehicle IL carefully
pulled To one side that the animal may
not be disturbed. aud II the mlld-eyed
creature should thrust lts head into the
carriage window II would be considered
a piece of good fortune by the driver,
while the European occupant would
probably object. The actions OF these
animals are extremely amusing. They
wander slowly along, nibbllng from the
various stands that line the streets, help
ing themselves to goods offered for sale,
winking and blinking laxily their great
brown eyes, we'll knowing. perhaps. that
they are safe from all objection on the
part of the owners. Sometimes they
stray Into houses aud lie down In front
Of doors, and until they choose Ia move,
the inmates can not pass out, ~ u would
be sscrilegc To step over the sacred ami
nal.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-15
An INGENIOUS MANAoeR.

"Dh I ever tell YOU about the time
Bob had with a chump operatic com
i,anyy' aid the heavy man Ia tho DE
irolt Tribune writer. "Ihey were play
Ing a pIratei version ~ Mikado. They
lad been doing small towns aud had
hard luck, for not a penny of salary wa-
paid for two months. Every saturday
night they struck for their money, but
dIi not get IL. All they could get out
~ the manager wa. room and board, aud
,.iny far away frnm home they clung To
the company hoping for better thing..
Matter. got so bad that the male meui-
b.r. Of the company could not get mon
cy Ia buy q shave. Finally they per-
.uaded the tenor Ia try his luck With the
manager. The tenor found the man
ng.r In the hotel lobby.
"Good morning, Mr.. Jones" he eN-
claimed.
"Good morning, .ir-ycry good morn
ing"
"Mr. Jones, I would like ten cents for
q shave"
cant spare any money TIL. morning.
.ir."
"I.ut must have It,"
"You musty'
"ye. slr. How can you expect me 10
90 on tonight and play n Chlnaman With
thi. big bcards cannot do u, sir, and
I will not"
"You wonty'
''No air."
'sThe manager was driven Into cor
ner. lie could not replace his tenor.
"Do ! get the shaver continued The
tenor.
Tie manager felt In hl. pocket aud
drew out n half dollar. "iiere" be said
''go aud buy rakor aud come back
and shave the whole company"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-15

TIM snow BUsINEss AND LECTvKIS
fecl that the Show BiEneSs, which
I've s,roycn to ornyment. Il bin usurpt
by Poplar l.ccturs, a. thay air hllni.
tho In my pinion thAy air poplar hum
bugs. IndiudOOus. who git hard up,
embark In the lscturin birniA They
cram theirs.lycs with hi--OuDdin fraxiA,
frizzlo up their harr, git trustid for q
srot u black clo-. AMI cum out to lectur
az ~ dollers pJp. Thay Amt over
.icckt with brane.. hut thay hay braSs
enuh a. make suiiishunt httlos to bale
all the s1pe that will lo required by the
enspoin sixteen giDerI.shuns. Prple fiosk
to her um In krowds. The men go b,-
cawr IT, poplar. q the wimin folks 20 10
-. what other vimin folks have ca.
when its over the lcctur,r guzs s. m
gals- hissslf with oysters aud sich, while
IN. people say what a chArmin lcctur
that air was ets.ttsry etrttery, when
. out u 10 of um don't have no moore
ids. q what the lecturer -.si than my
kangcrOo has q the seyunth sI.sr "
heyun. Thare'. moore infurmshun 10
b. gu, out of well condBct.'l nospa-
l-r-price . sents-than tharc u cut 10
ten poplar Lectures at - OF 20 dollArs .
Pup, A. the ksss may L.. Ths,s same
poplc, hare In mind. stick up their nosis
at moral wax hgger- & sagashus bss~ts.
Thay say ths.e thing y low. Gents. 10
yreeyes my hart In my old age. whsn
rm IN '.ths Sheer & y.ller lecf" 60 cote
frum my Irish frcnd Mister MclSrthl 10
80 that the show hrnis Il pretty much
plade out. howsomeycr shall chance it
again In the Sp<ing