Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1891-01-22
THEY SAY
That she Is coming back again.

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or another dance.
That be won't dance, but when it
zones to kissing be is right thar.
That she told him he might ask
papa the next time he came.
That she wrote him a letter and
called him dearest John"
That dress does not give knowl-
edge. Korreck.
That the price of provisions is
going ur and cotton is going down.
That Tom h. is as bashful as
sweet sixteen-ycar-old Miss.
That the game of 'Displeased' was
SO nice. Wonder if her sweet lips
are we'll yet.
That P. w. P. was counting las.
week, but this week he il engaged
in hewing out road.
That he stood several hours in tho
cold, between two piles OF crossiies,
waiting for the train.
That the strength of kiss is
generally measured by its length.
Just so.
That in this State every one gets
a mouthful Of education. but scarce.
ly any one gets full meal.
That law grinds the poor, and
rich men rule the law.
That no man can live piously or
die righteous without u wife.
Tha. he is looking very sad be-
cause she went away. sOh call her
back again.
That Mr.. w. j. Dugger".wiIl 60
into the pumpkin business next
fall.
That James Blunt has pleasant
countenance now. Wonder it she
said yes.
That onr postmaster would mako
a good Mayor. Correct, he has a
large corporation on him.
That
The reader who is in search of fame,
May think the way is dark;
Yet tho man who cannot sign his na me
Is the one who makes his mark.
That you should not Judge man
| by his dress. There's many an
honest heart that beats beneath i
rough exterior.
That it is good thing for wo-
man to have un indulgent husband.
Yea, provided he doesn't indulge too
frequently.
That this is what Sam says:
Polite am I, but seldom let
A chance to cut q friend escape;
And, though am man of peace,
Loft am looking for scrape.
That Lloyd s. Traylor is running
the Racket Store for Tom Lacy, who
has gone to see his mother. They
say he is the baby.
| That Robert says the 1E nay of his
best girl are small, she frequently
looks TIT at him. her eyes are like
the 800. she is without and NO has 9
desire to ~ her.
That she was singing in a aonor.
GUS voice the following pathetic
lines:
! rather have poor man,
1 With pockets lined with silk,
Than to have rich man
With forty COWS to milk.
That they were the handsomest
young men at the party, and she
told ono Of them that she would
rather kiss g'rl than young man
without mus ache. Send her to us
VIC doa't wax our'n.,
Tha, our druggist ". q. H., is a
clever yohng man. and
He can tell you to fraction, writing
out the full reaction how much
maltose is converted when YOU
brew q pint of beer.
For on substances organic. whose ORR
gins botanic, he's mine of in
formation and was never known to
err.
He explains the metric system with an
air OF sapieno wisdom, he knows a
little Latin, on Il pinch ''sprieht
etwas Deutsch."
He reads the leading journal, and his
wit springs ever vernal. and when
discussing politics he is never in
the lurch.
lie can draw YOU soda-water with on
air of freezing hautcur that quito
preciudes necessity for having any
ice:
Though when customers are pretty he
can be very witty, and the girls
unite Ia saying that he is every
thing that's nice.
Such brainy AGGREGATION il mite fit