Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-11-04

EQn Monday morning Mrs. Joseph
Watts fell down fight of stairs in
her house and was 30 injured that
she has ever since been confined to
bed
A happy New York editor turns
his Tyre and bursts forth into song
with the following result: ssOh the
clothes press is swell affair for gar
ments rice and neat, the hay press
is grand machine and does its work
complete, the cider press is lovely
with its juices red and sweet, but the
printing press controls the world and
gets there with both feet"
The careless hunter turned up in
Huntingdon county last week which
is related by the Huntingdon Jour
nal thus While John Johnston was
out hunting recently near his home
IN Walker township, this county, a
charge of shot from another hunt,
er's gun went through his clothes in
different places and one of the shot
made flesh wound on one of his
legs. Mr.. Johnston called to the man
who had shot him and the fellow
unknown to Johnston, ran hastily to
where he was standing, but when
Johnston was in the act of rolling
up his pants to show the stranger
where he had shot him the fellow
turned on his heel and ran like a
deer down through the woods and
was soon lost to view.
Rebecca Wilkinson, of Browns
valley, Ind, says: 81 have been in a
distressed condition for three years
from Nervousness, Weakness of the
StomGche, Dyspepsia, and Indiges-
ton until my health was gone.
had been doctoring constantly with
no relief. l bought one bottle of
South American Nervine which done
me more good than any $50 worth of
doctoring L ever did in my life.
would advise every weakly person to
use this valuable and lovely remedy;
4 few bottles Of it has cured me
completely. 1 consider it the grand
est medicine IN the world" War
ranted the most wonderful stomach
and nerve cure ever known. Trial
bottle 10 cents. Sold by L. Banks
y Co., MIfflintown, Pa. Nav II, ly.
An editor of newspaper in one of
our neIghboring towns is obliged to
be absent from his town until matters
are fixed up s. he can return. He
didn't rob a bank either, but this is
what happened: In writing up a
visit to the house of lady friend,
be described her collection Of plants.
de wrote ii this way: "Mrs. II. has
the largest and incest plants in town.
In making up the forms the "l''
dropped ont Of the word plants, and
the mistake was not discovered until
the papers were printed. The whole
town is in an uproar, and when the
ladys husband read the item he
armed himself with revolver and
started for the Office, but the old
printer saw him coming and jumped
from second story window and es.
caped.-Ex.
Bloomfield Democrat-Yourc cores.
gondent had the pleasure on the 23rd
day of October to eat some ripe rasp-
berries in Mr.. Elias Hollenbaugh's s
garden. This Is the second crop for
this Summer. There were some ripe
and some green ones. Joshus
Kitner has two pumpkin vines in his
corn-field. that came up from one
seed, each fifty feet long. bearing
eleven pumpkins, tue largest oil
which measures five feet nine inches
in circumference and the rest nearly
as large, save one. A strong
sentiment prevails in this section in
regard to having a petition presented
to the next legislature to have a cat.
tie and fence law passed. Roaming
cattle have become an intoleable
nuisance. Some people delight in
having their stock pasture on some
other persons grain or corn fields.
New Port Ledger:-On Tuesday
evening about 4 o'clock brakeman j.
B. Small of Harrisburg was jostled
off local freight, fell under the cars
and was crushed under the wheels.
" Last Saturday evening couple
of young men from Middletown,
named Elmer McCreary and John
Marquet, dropped off the train al
Millerstown and went TO Donnaly':
Mills, stopping at the home Of l.. e
Donnaly. Sunday morning they
took their guns and started for the
Tu7carora mountain. On their re-
turn in the evening they brought
with them half dozen sqirrels they
had shot. Bright and early Monday
morning they loft sfoot, for New
port, intending to take the train fol
home. Abram Fry made information
against them before Squire Inhoff
who issued warrant and placed /
in the hands of constable Jonas Bist
line. The constable came to New
port on Sea Shore express. and cap
tured the men just as they wer,
about stepping on the train. They
were taken before Squire Klein, whC
fined them 81 each and costs, which
amounted in all to $12&G. Having
no money to pay they left then
watches with the justice as collateral
and went on their way wiser bat
poorer young men, This should b'
a warning to other Sunday hunters
not to hunt on the mountain neal
Donnally's Mills
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