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Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-26

CHURCH OF THE UNITY-REV J. s.
in the ns Tbcates snnSa wi at "
this being the last until October 4th. The Sum
day evening guild will meet at the pastors
this Sunday evening at 80 pm, The Sunday
evening meetings will be continued during the
summer at the house OF Mrs. Simpkins, All w.
Second st. Subject Sunday morning: "The
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-26

INOR SALE-15O0 ACRES, NEARLY ALL
Il good, level fruit or orange land. part of the
Rancho San Jacinto Nuevo; location about Is
this tract is almost free of hills and is the
cream of the ranch. Apply to MORRISON e.
CHANSLOR, 139 s. Broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-26

Fine liquors at H. ]. Woollacott, 124 and 126
N Spring street.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
ForeIrn Tongue.

Commodore Elbridge T. Gerry is
authority for this story about Chaun-
cey NJ. Depew: The famous post
prandial orator entered q hotel in a
small town in Georgia, and, walking
mp to the desk, said to the dapper
young clerk, behind it: where shall
1 autograph"
Where shall you-what?" said the
clerk.
Where shall I sign my autograph
sign my name ?" said Mr.. Depew.
~Oh, yes. Right here, sir" said the
clerk, with broad smile, producing
the register.
Mr.. Depew wrote his name in a bold
hand, and then sat down in the hotel
lobby. In few moments four gentle
men from the suburbs, known as
Georgia crackers" came in. As soon
as the leader reached the desk the
clerk shook hands with him, and,
reaching for the register, said:
will you autograph"
~Will 1 w-h-a>t? ?"
viii you autograph" repeated the
clerk, smiling.
well. I don't mind if I do. I'll
take old rye. What's yours, boys ?"
addressing his partners.
We'll take the same, thanks" said
they.
The clerk treated with as good grace
as possible, and leaning against a pill
lar in the office, Chauncey Depew said
quietly to friend: "And that is the
result of talking foreign language in
a Georgia hotel. "-NashUille Anleri-
can.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
Scrap Albums.

In reading, one is always running
across literary gems, both in prose and
poetry, which are worthy of being re-
membered and preserved. That is
what the scrap album is for. 1t only
takes a minute to snip out the gem, if
it be in paper or magazine which you
do not care to keep; or if it is in
book it can be copied in few minutes,
and put in your scrap-book, and then
some day when you have time paste
the scraps in nicely under appropriate
headings. You will soon accumulate
quite a number of these gems, and
will find much pleasure and derive
great benefit in occasionally looking
them over. By preserving all the por
traits of eminent persons you find in
papers and magazines, you can soon
accumulate enough to fill large scrap
album. Some of these portraits are
very fine, and when nicely arranged in
the album they form quite an interest
ing collection, and furnish something
beautiful, artistic and entertaining to
show your friends when they visit you.
Household Magazine.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

II l had something to rest my lever on. "a
said Archimedos. Large bodies move or are
moved slowly. But IL IS no impossible or
les. the kidneys. active when they arc not
So Don't try 70 do this with unmedicated
alcoholic stimulantA The experiment "a
unsafe the sure, safe means is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. which affords lust the
right amount OF stimulus without override
ing the matter. Continued inactivity of
either the kidneys or bladder. IL should
never be lost sight OF. are attended with
grave peril. Rright's disease iRbetes, and
other ailments which AFFECT renal or
Eans. have their origin in zion of the
kidneyA To Overcome this is easy mat
ter at the outset. Not later. Now IS the
appointed time in a case Of this sort IrreK-
ufarity of tho bowels stomach ana liver,
rheumatism and malaria are remedied by
the Bitters
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

a hedoy burden
all the ills and ailments that only
female flesh is heir to. 1t rests with
you whether you carry it or lay it
down. You can cure the disorders
and arrangements that prey upon
your sex, with DR.. Pierce's Favor
tie Prescription. It's a legitimate
medicine, carefully compounded by
an experienced physician, and
adapted to Woman's delicate organ
ization.
For all organic displacements and
weaknesses, accompanied by weak
back, bearing-down sensations, and
for all uterine diseases, it's a posi-
tive specific. It's guaranteed to
give satisfaction, in every case.
If it doesn't, you've only to ask
for your money and it's cheerfully
refunded. If it does, you'll want
to ask for nothing more. It's
the cheapest medicine you can use,
because you only pay for the good
you get. It improves digestion,
enriches the blood, invigorates
the system, and produces refresh
ing sleep.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

honeymoon WIN Mrs. Warringham, for
meriy Miss Lyon, whom he has married
Hattie felt as IL her heart would cease
70 beat During the last three days she
had known what would come, yet now,
when the object OF her grief had become
real, she was overwhelmed with sorrow.
For an instRnt pain made her unjust,
and she exclaimed:
married clandestinely and ran away
like q coward"
Jack could not allow his admired
friend to be spoken Of in that way.
Not elandestinely nor like a coward,
Miss BeckfOrd,n he said Ralph told
his mother some days ago what he in
tended to do.
The momentary emotion OF bitterness
had already vanished from Hattie's
mind She now was filed only with
concern for the future happiness OF her
idol.
~You knew Miss Lyon, Mr.. Spoford2H
she inquired anxiously. @Tell me what
sort Of woman she is. VIII Ralph be
happy by her side?"
The question was most embarrassing
70 honest Jack. Although commonly
Ralph did, he could not fail in this case
to see how little there was in the new
Mrs Warringham's character to promise
happy outcome of the union. He tried
TO give an eyasive, diplomatic answer.
and replied:
Ralph loves her passionately, and
love should be guarantee of happiness. n
The honest fellow had no idea that
these words, which were intended to
spare her feelings, drove the knife still
deeper into her heart.
He took his leave after having briefly
related the ceremonies of Ralph's we'd
ding When he was gone, the girl hast
ened,intO her room, locked the door and
gave free vent to the tears she could
restrain no longer. All was over now.
She had lost her love forever, before she
had found it, and she had not even the
consolation that the object of her IN
utteDed devotion would be happy.
ITO BE CONTINUED
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
Five Hundred Years Ago.

Prof. James A. Harrison has an his
torical sketch in the ChatLtdlLqaGd7l IN
which he gives many of the rules
which -CUxcombs and Coluettes of
Tudor Times" employed. Among
them he cites the following:
Sleep not after "a full stomacke;" be
merry before bedtime; lie first on your
left side; wear a scarlet nightcap, and
sleep eight hours in summer, nine in
winter. On rising "ryse with myth
and remembre Cod" take q stroll /;
play tennis; keep your neck warm
and keep out of sleeping rooms in
tested with snails, rats, and mice.
On these follow William Vaughan's
Fifteen Directions to Preserve Health"
a. d. 1902, among which he recon-
mends his own dentrifce as better
worth than thousand of their denti-
fri es." A charming remedy for dim
sight Is a solution of sugar-candy Cd
and aloes; and the fourteenth direc-
ton commands you to pray to God
and-haye hole in your nightcapl
A little later on Sir John Harrington.
author of the famous translation of
Ariosto, and a favorite of Italian
loving Elizabeth, wrote THE Dyet for
Every Day." and son Rising, Diet and
Going to Bed" showing US exactly
how wise tops or wise eoquettes should
conduct themselves in these particu-
lars. ~Sit he saysl in the winter
season somewhat by the fire, not made
with turfe or shrinking cosle, but with
oake or other wood that burneth
clere;" comb your head at least forty
times, and make your mind more
cheerful" by rubbing your neck with
a -Hnnen napking." Always work in
the forenoon, he continues; wear a
sapphire, an emerald, or yellow AMBER
for in stones, as also in heartes, there
is great efficacie and virtue" and peo-
pie who wear emeralds have Aristotle's
testimony that they are good against
falling sickness"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
CHAPTER V.

When DIR. Warringham rose on the
following morning he had bad head
ache, but forgot it under the more seri
Gus trouble that disturbed his mind.
No allusion to what had just occurred
was made, either by him or Miss Lyon,
when he took leave from her after the
supper that had been so disagreeably IN
terrupted- The actress felt herself
guilty and trembled with mOmentary ap-
prehension to see the violence OF Ralph's
passion turning against her. The Doc
tor, on the other hand, was in part paci-
fed by the promptness with which she
had resented Walters impudence, and in
part felt himself too excited to converse
reasonably with her on the various topics
on which he must come to an under
standing with her.
In the morning these topics fiuttered
over his mental horizon like so many
dark demons OF night.
Against his brother he felt very bitter.
There never had been a very warm
affection between him and Walter-their
characters, tastes and habits were too
different. But, of course, an external
state of peace must be kept up. II only
SpOfford and the Count would hold their
tongues.
But Lucy must Immediately quit life
in which such scenes as the one of last
bear the idea Of seeing her on the stage
another time He resolved TO insist that
she should break of her engagement
that very day, even II it should become
necessary to pacify her manager by a
considerable sum OF money.
Then he thought over his financial
situation. He had money enough to
support himself and wife for a year or
two, here or abroad. After that he must
=
the break with his mother should become
final.
Here was the point that weighed most
heavily on the young mans heart as he
was leisurely dressing himself that morn
ing.
Was he not in honor bound to give
Miss Lyon a clear insight into his
affairs before she bound herself to
him2 1t was more than probable that
she supposed him to be rich In his own
right. Ought he not to tell her that he
was living on the bounty of his mother,
and that but for her he should be only a
poor physician who would even inevita-
bly, lose his present practice IL he should
be renowned by his family?
1t was clear to him that such was the
duty of gentleman. Yet he hesitated.
Again there stole into his mind that
vague but harassing fear that had made
him uncomfortable the night before
Could it be that Lucy was not all the
idealism of love had pictured her 70 his
Imagination? And II his fear was we'll
grounded, might she not possibly desii e
to take back her word on discovering his
poverty?
At the thought an icy chill came over
the young man. Life without her
seemed to be worse than death And
yet that harassing doubt would not be
banished.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

The readers of this paper will be pleased
70 learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that science has been able to cure IN all
its stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly up
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
tenn, thereby destroying the foundation of
the disease, and giving the patient strength
ing nature in dong its work. The proprie-
tors have so much faith in its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fail to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
Sold by druggists, 20 cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
Iee statue. d cslebrItIes.

The people Of St. Petersburg seem
to get a good deal of fun out of the
long. cold winters. At recent aristo-
cratic balls ice statues of celebrities
have been the fashionable decorations.
Famous sculptors did not disdain to
try their skill in this line, and the
figures were most effective when
placed among shrubs aud plants and
lighted up by many eolored lights
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

When the woman Of the house an
swered his ring he began:
Madam, I am sorry to disturb you,
but I came here from Buffalo to find
work at my occupation, and being IN
able to strike
What is your occupation?" she de-
manded.
L am nurseryman-
@Then drop in next door"
~But, madam, 7"
Next door, sayl They have seven
children there, while we haven't anyl"
Detroit Free Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28
ENTITLED TO THE BEST.

All are entitled to the best that their
money Will buy, so every family should have,
at once, bottle of the best family remedy,
Syrup ef Figs, 20 cleanse the system when
costive or bilious. For sale in SOC or s1.o0
bottles by all leading druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Passengers destined to tho prominent
cities east of the Missouri River should pat
ronize the Chicago, Union Pacific d. North
Western Line. Magnificent Pullman and
Wagner sleeping cars, elegant Pullman and
North Western dining cars, free reclining
chair cars, handsome day coaches and COM
Portable Pullman colonist sleepers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

MANY so-called .fBitters' are not medi-
cines, but simply liquors so disguised as to
eVade the laws IN prohi bition sections. This
is not the case with the celebrated Prickly
Ash Bitters. 1t is purely medicine, acting
on the liver and blood, and by reason Of its
cathartic effects cannot be used as a beyer-
age. It should be in every household.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Childrea, she gave them CastOria
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

The hen-pecked husband who misses a
train he has promised his wife to return on
"catches it, when he gets home.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

lie 0l.Iy confectionery girl who works
in candy store cares Tor after awhile is sweet
hearts.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Majors Cement Repairs Broken Article,
l5c and sc Majors Best Liquid Glue lOc
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

FITS-Au Fits stopped free by DR.. XLiSEs GREAT
Nerve Rsstorer. No Fit after nrst day use. Mar
yeIous cures Treatise and 500 trial bottle free
Fit cases. Send 10 DR., Kline9S Arch st, Fhila, Pa
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

You Oan Secure a Good Business Position
bV learning bookkeeping arithmetic writing, short
hand, etc, BY mall, Bryanta College, Buffalo, N. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

The editor of a comic paper is said to be
insane. One would think man with all his
wits about him couldn't go insane.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

''When see all of these Italians coming
into this country" said wilkins, 81 am i'm
pressed with one thing" ''NVhet is that2"
asked Bunker. ''rhat Italy must be getting
to be quite desirable place to live in"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

A Lnan is always ready to listen to words of
wisdom when he IS speakinR them himself.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Before peaceful picnic can be given per-
mission must be obtained from the bolster
Gus hoodlums who attend such festivals.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Mrs. RinsIovv's Soothing syrup for Chill
dren teething softens the gums, reduces infam-
nation. allays pain wind collie 25c a bottle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

When the devil can't do anything else with
some people, he very often makes them want
to ''run things in the church.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

''What is a skin gamer" asks correspond
emit. A skin game Il one where the other man
makes the money
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

A man down in Indiana is so lazy that hC
won't even labor under an impression.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

There is no p ace like home, and some un
happy wives are glad there isn't.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

'TNhat queer things do come to pass in this
worldp' sighed the counterfeit expert, as he
rejected another bit of queer money.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

WHEN the mind of man Is enfeebled
by misfortune he bursts into tears.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

'FDo You believe III cures effected by the
laying on of hands?' 81 certainly do. There
Is nothing like spanking to make child be-
have himself"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

A,sRizitgslistio seance Is at best medium
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

How would the Worlds Fair look in Sun
day close?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Lowestan, 1872, walks impudently up, after
the rest of the division is seated, and places
sire vacuum under that hat, Mr.. LOwestan,
you had better put IT on.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

You can't tell how things will end-what
begins as a little lark may become great
big bat.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

The man who does not agree with you may
be a very good fellow on general principles,
but his opinions, you know. are beneath
contempt.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

ssHnnson's Magic Corn Snive."
Warranted to cure, money refunded ASK
your druggist for it. Price ID cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

When once started downward the sinne
goes at fool speed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Aman of standing-the one who gives VI
his seat IN a horse car.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

In freezing weather fur coat is best wher
il is near by.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

Give fisherman an inch worm he'll tax,
an eel.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28

The red man demands the night to Sioux
and be Siouxed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1891-05-28


his mind the little speech with which he
was to communicate to Mrs Warning
ham the facts of her sons marriage and
departure for Europe But when he
stood before that supercilious lady for
whom he had, since his bOyhOOd, felt
tremendous respect that could almost be
called awe, he found that he had forgot
ten every word of it So he had 70 get
through his task as best lie could, which
after all was much better than he had
feared.
He could not, however, tell his tale
without admitting that he had taken
part in the necessary arrangements, and
grew deeply crimson when Mrs War
bingham said, with cutting irony:
Il am greatly Obliged 70 you, Mr..
SpOfford, for the pains you have taken
in promoting the happiness Of my fam
ily.R
He felt greatly relieved when he had
AT last left the house. AS he was walk
ing through the garden that surrounded
the mansion with green lawns and shrub
berry he met Miss BeckfOrd. This seemed
to Jack q partial compensation for the
ordeal he had just gone through, and at
the same time he remembered that he
had message TO her also.
Hattie Beckford hailed him with the
dignifed franlIness that was so charming
characteristic of this young lady Of
nineteen
why are you in such haste to get
away, Mr.. SpOfiord2" she asked. @Your
call has been very brief. "
@The messenger whose tidings are bad
should not tarry long" Jack replied, Sc
riously,
Hattie turned a shade paler. bad
tidings2D she asked what is it. Mr..
Spoford?"
Il called to bring yourself and Mrs
Warringham toe adieus OF your cousin
Ralph He haA departed for Europe"
The girl now turned really pale; her
lips trembled, IS she exclaimed:
aFor EuropaiS
-He has gO.s tp Europe to spend the
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-07-26
were present from st. Johns, Mt. Vernon,
Halcyou, and Goodwill Communicates
Independent Order of Rechabites

luuepenueub Oruer OF heCnADtteS.
The recent harmonious High Tent session
at Atlantic City is already having a remarka-
bly, beneficial effect on the District tents
The meetings Sre well attended, and appics-
tions for membership are above the average
49,. The joint excursion of Purity Tent No. 4,
OF this city, and Golden Rule Tent No 33,
Alexandria, on the Both instant promises to
be a grand success......A delegation of men,
bers of the Order from the District will visit
Baltimore the latter part of this week to assist
in the institution of two new tents In the old
Rechabite Hall in that city......High Chief
Ruler A. NJ Dewey has information already
from representatives in attendance at the
recent session of the High Tent Of three tents
almost ready for institution. High Secre-
tary-Treasurer /. II. Patterson has made sew
eral appointments for High Lecturer Osborn
Congelton In New York State next month 49,.
S. B. Clements Tent No. 3 has several candi-
dates for initiation next Wednesday night.
The Eagle Juniors are arranging for an en-
campment down the Potomac.....-The Alex
andris tents are now meeting in their new
hall on King street. ..... Purity Tent No.
lwoman's branch), Miss Clara Price, Chief
Ruler, announces an attractive good-of-order
programme for tomorrow night. TIE Rech-
dbite Adp0cdte will be issued on Tuesday next,
and Will contain the proceedings OF the recent
session of the High Tent, and portraits and
biographical sketches of the officers of the
High Tent