Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-24
ONE FOR THE TURKEYS.
A HURT FOR a THANKSGIVING
DINNER.

The cobbieu Escaped, bot = Pine brood
Sow was served Instead on Georgia
Crackers Table, aud - Yankee r-ddier
Paid tho Damage.
'Olc Peddler Maybcrry wer a-stoppin
At our house. an one otheninD long bout
this time o year, MIN an pap an mo wer
a.settin out under the shed a.talkn. or
ru.her they wer a.doin the talkin an me
the lisienin
says Mayberry, says Q. wa-ai, |
guess Of wer up In old Connecticut day
alter tomorrer I'd have tine time eatin
turkey WY aHcd pap Bcca'se hits
Thanksgiyin. you know, an we alters
have turkey an cranberry sauce an
plenty O cider. Well ~ that's all.
spoke up pap. we kin have a substichute
right here. can't we, Jimf
"'l reckon we kin, says /. for hearn
some turkeys In the thick today, an
Jest know kin gt ono, but 1 dunno
bout thom ere cranberrics an the cider
"'oh, &c fur that, yer NANNY has
a.plenty O. dried hucl,elberries, an may
have Jelly an SIGH. m III furnish &c good
corn ticker es ever wet the inside Of
fellcrs neck, an reckon Mr.. MAybcrry
n sca'ccly know the ditf'unce.
"'W'y. shorely not. Mr.. Sterne, fur
with all them ero 'grejunts TIERS no
reason wy we cant have hooray time
I'd like mons'ous well TO be with Jeenes
an help bring In the turkey.
"'An right, says pap. 'Ei you kccr
10 20, wy, ! reckon We kin fix ye up
II didn't like the idec much. but
wus 'blecged TO lay low an say nothin
Pap let Mr.. Mayberry have the old Lon.
don barl shotgun. an he rainmed down
good load o low mold bucltshot, an
away we went Now, Jcemes, says O.
I'm purity good shot, ef my eyes is
A.gittin little squinty, an ef youll give
me u far chance III git the turkey
IAN night, says |, but you've got to
DO purity quick on the trigger
elbow do you hunt 'omY
"'wcll. you jcs, wait till you hear
en- scratchin In tho leaves an cluckin.
an then you ease up on EN-. an time you
~. black spot peg away at IL, iur they
never lie down an beg To DO shot at
"'All right II that's all III mako
yer head swim.
"Wo walked bout mile Aforp we
cons IN Tie tblek an ,bon / showed MIN
wb.r ,hsy'd h,'n a.,ynll,r,n In ,he and
nm Told him 10 "a down one side AN
Sv.ll, sa.yan hsten b,,d whIls, ,nrL
tbo o,h.r.,d. Icnnld bs,r ',,, ,'cI,cEin
n lec,l, turder down anas 1 wps n.neen,n
mn, sa,y N,,hsrr,, acro.s ne ,,,
a. IA h.,r,, lo,,, 80, .o,n,,,,,,sod .,
vein liza ,ba YOUNG mn. an ,hey tsn
spswrrin me- ana could boay o,r
a.uittin eloster an elos,er nm eonld $50
al man Mnvber,y ,yer a.yi,,in ,srv,o,.
fnr bs'd noko an Nj, hs,I ev,ry now N
,bsn an L.,, a.naI-,n .,gn. fny MIN 90
ha nr,.,
.,rh. blam.d ,h,r,s s..,, IN ch,,,a
thor no,ion. 'b,nt th,t Tim. nm ,nrns5
IN % ~. al. q, the ,h,cL nav' % M,
nm / vhtsns-,l Loud sir ,,,h, sasy
dou, On. ai1,. an nm s,av re- ~
watch. nm keon YER ey. s,inn.d Tha
old TELLER went n.by,nn,n down tha
thick. nm got 'bout afty Yards rom ma
when ali on a sudden / saw hin, sonat
Then no rnised tho ala London b.ri an
--eherwhaed ue pulled 'er bael,
ag'ip. an tuek aim. .n-oberwhncli sha
went ag'in Ding Tim, old eint thing,
I 4 an then saw bi,, rais. ,,.y ay'ip
This tim. no tuek gooa aim .n-hsng.
| aI.pgi--sh,, mai. a lon, a.,
"1sou.e.ee..or went "a hoo N, coria
hear Tho turkey, a.iloppin among the
| hnshes a. ,bey stoIaJlisJ a,,'ay a., I
brok. In n INN % ,,h.,, old r,an NJ.
berry VIVA. an the souenlin Ven an an |
eould near sbo,c. a.raIlvin an ,es,
knowed the devil w.r' IN nav y,ner'ly
When / got there he wns n.vlnln tbs
powder smoke ou,en hi, eve. nm ,alldn
Ike n crayy man Tia al IouJon Nh
Kicked him fnt on his hn.k bnt sbe ma
Ioue nons,ors .,s,n,ion a. 1,o,, ,b,s,s
foot away ,yer' an old soNy a.roilip nr,,,,,
An All tbe sbo,es a.rallyin nm n.taLin an
an 1 seed tina, hi wer, nan, be,t sov
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