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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-02

Sometimes the dispatches contain very
incredible stories. Recently one stated that
violent New York boiler exploded at
Oswego and blew the engineer something
more than thousand feet through the
atmosphere, carrying one of his legs fully
$50 feet farther than the balance of his
body. But his imperturbably industrious
watch continued to go right along.
Whether his necktie was disarranged is not
stated
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-02
HEALTH Is WEALTH /

DR.. E. c. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TRr.r.
MEET, guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dir,
ness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous NeuraIgia
Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by tbens5
of alcohol or tobocco. Wakefuness Mental 6a
preston, Softening OF the Brain, resulting in in
sanity and leading to misery. decay and death
Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Poyas
in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermat
orrhoea caused oy over-exertion of the brain So
abuse or over-ndulgence. Each box contains
one months treatment. 81 O0a box. or six boYas
for S. 90, sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF prics
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received h,
us for six boxes, accompanied with s. 90 va
will send the purchaser our written guarantee
to refund the money if the treatment does nos
effect cure: Guarantees issued only By The
HEIDI DRUG CO.. Sole Agents, Savannah ca
For Chatting, Prickly Heat. use Boracine Toiles
Powder. Is cents. 'O'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-02
CURRENT COMMENT.
Wants to Take his Medicine All a
CnCP

From the Cincinnati ENQUIRER (Dsni.).
Evidently Maj. Mckinley believes an ounce
of prevention is worth a pound of cure The
major is NOT sick. but is remaining indoors to
postpone being laid out until next November
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-02
She Shouted "scat |,

In travelling by railway it is always interesting
to note the greetings and good bys INDUCED in
by the goers and corners at the stations. They
range all the way
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-02
Ftom the Neao York srn.

How About the Englishman Rob-
Porter
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
The New Railroad.

at must cost er pile or money, re
marked the mountaineer, resting on
one foot and looking inquiIiugly at
the instruments of the party.
at does" said the engineer.
The native kept quiet for u mo-
ment or so, looking around at each
member of the party and gazing in
tently at every piece Of the camp fur
niture. Then he started to speak
again, but he hestated.
Anything we can do for your
asked the surveyor.
Don't know ez yer kim was the
deliberate reply of the mountaineer,
"but | tell yer what" lie continued,
earnestly, "Pd like ter see one er yer
mines that I've hearn erbout eli yer
got one handy. An I'll tell yer" he
went on, feeling the ice was broken,
"mar an the gals nd like ter see one
too, an eI ye'd let me run it over
ther erik fer ter night, I'd git 'er
back an hour by sun in ther mornin, y
thout scratch. detroit Free Press
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
THE COuNTER-MAR


by ROBERT =. BVRDETTE.
Tramp, tramp tramp.
With the morning clocks at ten,
She skinned the street with footsteps fleet,
And hustled the timid men;
Tramp, tramp tramp.
She entered the dry goods store
And with echoing tread the canoe she led
All over the crowded lloor.
She charged the thr. ng where the bargains
were,
And everybody adc way for her;
Wherever she saw painted sign
She made for that spot a prompt Lee line;
Whatever was old or whatever was II Nv
She had it down and she locked t through;
Whatever it was that caught her eye
She d stop and price, and pretend to buy.
But twas either too bad common or good,
SO she did, and size wouldn ana ddn'
and would.
And round the counters ana up the stairs,
In attic and basement and everywheres;
The statesmen falntel and cash boys drop
ped
But still she shopped, and shoppel, and
shopped,
AMI round, and roun |, and round and
round,
Like winding toy with a key that's
wound,
She d weave and wrig9le and twirl about
One way in and the other way oat,
TIL men grew giddy TO see her go
And by and by, when the sun was low,
Homeward she dragged her weary way
And had sent home the spells of the day,
A sro0 of silk and hank of thread -
Eight hoGrS - ten cents - and dam,
half dead.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
The Honors Were Even

A street car incident which has
come to an Eastern exchange seems
to illustrate the unconsciousness o.
apparent age. An old lady on enter
ing a crowded train caught tho
strap, and by chance took her stand
directly in front of n lady passenger
old as herself.
The possessor of tie seat was up in
a moment.
"Have my seat, madam" she OK
claimed with audible courtesy. "You
are older than | am"
colder than you'll" retorted the
other; 81 beg thousand pardons
for contradicting my elder, but in
deed, madam, you are mistaken.
Keep your seat"
'But | am sure you are older than
l."
"And am equally sure that am
not viii you be good enough to re-
sumo your place."
"Not while an older woman
stands"
The situation was growing inter
setting; but though allsmiled, no one
seemed moved to relieve matter
offering q second seat. by
Both old women were pretty well
warmed up by this time. First one
shifted and then the other, as old
ladies sometimes will when sorely
tried
The vacant seat was still before
them Finally an overture of peace
came from the owner OF the seat, the
last speaker.
81 don't want to be disagreeable,
madam, and if I'm older than you
I'll sit down. Let's tell our ages and
the older yields"
/, The aggrieved woman did not rel
ish this much, but the pressure of al
!, audience forbade q retreat.
"Well, madam" she replied, fore
: inc the semblance of a smile, 81
l shall be most happy. Will you an
:, nounce your age? Then | shall take
y pleasure in telling mine"
i 81 was born in March, 1917. AnC
u u your"
u "What, March, 1917? Coco
heavensl So was |. And what day
did you arrive, pray?"
1.-The 7th. And your" There were
bright red spots on the cheeks o
:, both old ladies now.
! Il have nothing more to say,
! was the reply, "my birthday is oil
the 9th l am much Obliged for TIN
= seat" And with admirable dignity
= she sat down amid considerable
4 laughter.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
A Short Chapter on theMoose

a Short Chapter on theMooSe'
There are three species of the deer
kind of animals, which are explained
as follows for Little Men and Wom-
en-; the moose, the deer and carl
bou. The largest is the moose.
Sometimes they are as large
as the largest horses. They have
heavy, lofty horns, or antlers
these spread out in shape like the
open fingers of the hand. They shed
these horns once n year, usually n
February. They add one new prong
every year, beginning when two years
old, so by counting the horns you
can tell how old n moose is. The
horns are not shed all at one time,
but comes off one by one as the
moose rubs against trees.
The moose is called the most no
BILE animal OF the forest. In the
state of Maine the white pine is called
the finest and most noble OF forest
trees. So The moose and the pint
tree are on the shield in the coat o
arms as the great seal Of the state
of Maine.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

he would be sure to secure my re-
lease by intercession with the stadt-
holder, possibly be exchanging n
prisoner fer me Now viii you give
me n good turn; give me pen, ink
and paper, and atterward smuggle
the note through the lines to the
French general?'
Il could do that easily enough, )"
the jailer said, thoughtfully. ''My
brother is turning a pretty penny
now by supplying Pichegru with
fresh provisions, but" and he hest
tated.
800 not fear: what possible mfor-
nation can /, poor, helpless pris-
oner, convey to PichegTu?"
"That is true" the jailer said at
is o bargain
Great was the astonishment of the
French general to receive note dat
cd from the prison ut Utrecht. And
what did the note contain?
A simple explanation, about the
spider, who had not appeared fol
three DAYS, and the writer's head
ache. Within u week he predicted q
hard frost and implored Pichegrr
not to fall back.
The general knew Dis Jonvnl; hi
resolved to wait Il week, and then
true prophet, 0 spider! there came
the hardest frost that Holland hat
known for 100 years. The waters
were bound with an icy chain. Thu
French advanced, Utrecht fell ant
Dis Jonval Was released. TO thu
spiders warning the prisoner o
Utrecht owed his release.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

The world renowned success OF Hostetters
Stomach Bitters, and their continued popularity
for over third OF a century as a stomachic, Ia
scarcely more wonderful than the welcome that
greets the annual appearance OF Hostetters AL
lshed by The Hostettcr Company, Pittsburgh
Pa, under their own immediate supervision, EN-
pioying 60 hands in that department. They are
and the issue OF same for 1891 will be more than
ten millions, printed in the English, German,
Bohemian and Spanish languages. Refer to a
copy of it for valuable ard interesting reading
concerning health, and numerous testimonials as
to the efficacy of Hostettsr's Stomach Btters,
culatons and chronological items, &C., which
can be depended on for correctness. The Alma
druggists and general country dealers in all parts
OF the country.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
wHENrHE BLOSSOMS FALL.

When the sky Is prrcst azure,
And the days arc mildly warm
When the tenants OF the woodland
Send abroad their silent charm,
When the bee pays its first visit
To the flower that blooms for ALL
When it journeys homewnrd, love ne.
Love me when the blossoms fall.
Whom the angel in the lilac
Breathes upon the gentle breeze
and the vanity ofnature
Is displayed upon the trees,
Love me: love me when the robin
To his mate does swectly call.
Love me when the fields are greenest,
Love me when the blossoms fall
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
CHAPTER III.

AN ARGUMENT AND AN ARRIVAL.
On the night when the down train
carried the golden-headed childto Black
town, the Talberts had dined at home'
without company. The two men were
still at the table sipp ng Their claret
and smoking c'ga cites. Tncy were
neither great drinking men nor great
smoking men. The d nner table was
most tastefully laid out. In spite of the
season being mid-winter, it was gay
with flowers. Quaint antique silver
spoons and forks did duty, and the
napery was of the whitest and finest
description The polish on the glass
was such as to make the most careful
housewife or conscientious servant
wonder and envy.
The room in which the brothers were
sitting was furn shed with bold mix
ture of modern and antique. Where
comfort and tlity were the ! rst CON
siderations, the modern prevailed
where ornament or decoration had to
be suppl ed, the antique, ten the gro
tesque antique, was called into requlsl e
ton. On the hi oh carved mantel piece
stood Oriental bronze vases with hideous
dragons creeping round them, and
gaping. grinning kTlins. who loosed
mockingly and fearlessly at the fierce
monsters.
Here and there was a plate of rich
colored cIoissonne enamel, a piece OF
Nankin china, specimen of old brass
work, bracket of real old carved oak
an antique lamp. or some other article
dear TO the collector Some half 6
dozen medium sized but valuable
paintings hung upon the walls Inc
floor was covered by a sober hued Fer
sian carpet. and. OF course, roaring
fire filled the CRATE.
The Talberts looked very grave-a
grave and solemn IS Roman fathers II
high debate. They were, indeed, dis
ussing a weighty matter. After a.
interval of silence, Herbert rose AM
walked TO his trother's side. The tw
looked critically down the table, The
went to the bottom and looked up tn
table, They went 70 the sides an
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
TRY TEm7z,


by local applications, as they cam OF reach
the diseased PORTION Of the ear There Is
only one way TO cure deafness, and that is
~ constitutional remedies. Deafness IL
caused by an inilamcd condition OF the mu-
cous lining Of the Eustaohian luLc. When
this tube gets inilarcd you have rumblng
sound or imperfect hearing, anj when it is
entirely closed, Deafness is IT, result and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and ihs tube restored to its roimal condi-
ton, hearing viii be destroyed fo:cycr; nine
cases ont OF ten arc caused by catnrrh, which
is nothing but an innamed condition of the
mucous surfaces.
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
we cannot cure ly taking Halls Catairh
Cure, Sand for circulars, free.
L. }. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. s.
Sold by druggists, 90 cents.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
prnssy Taste Means BAD Liver.

One of the symptoms Of torpid liver
is brassy taste in the mouth. indicat-
ing the presence OF cholesterine, An
other symptom is specks before TIT
eyes, and these specks are of choles
crime deposited in the crystalline LEM
OF the eye. where they intercept the
rays OF light. Sometimes these speclSa
float about moving with each move
ment of the eyeball If these specA
become very abundant they form a,
impediment to vision. New Yorb
Journal.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

Help yostrsey
if you're suffering woman, with
the medicine that's been prepared
especially to help you--Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. 1t will do +
where others fail. For all the d.
eases peculiar to the sex-dragging-
down pains, displacements. and otha2
weaknesses, it's a positive remedy.
1t means new life, and a iongee
one, for every delicate woman. In
every case for which It's recon-
mended, it gives satisfaction. It's
guarasteed to do 50, or the money
is refunded.
Il improves digestion, invigorates
the system. enriches the blood, dis
pels aches and pains, produces ~
freshing sleep, dispels melancholy
and nervousness, and builds up both
flesh and strength. It is a legiti-
mate medicine NOT a beverage.
Contains no alcohol to inebriate !:
no syrup or sugar TO sour or
ferment in tia stomach and cause
distress. ks pecsty;ar in its= mar
Vicious, remedial results as in its
composition. Therefore, don't be
put off with some worthless COM
pound easily, but dishonesty, rec
commended to be "just as good"
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
WHAT DO You THINK OF THIsi

It IS fact that an absolutely correct
cit can be obtained in Mems, Women's,
Youths and Children boots and shoes
by asking your dealer for those made
BY Kirkerdall,' Jones Il Co., and you
will not only DO fitted. hut will also
obtain the best goods in the country
for the money. 1t will pay you to ex-
anime the goods and get the prices.
Remember, it is Kirllcndall, Jones 4
Co. Omaha Neb.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

Mothers, Ovcrworked Men and for all dis
eases where the tissues are wasting away
from the inability to digest food, or from
overworll; should take Scotts Emulsion of
Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites. 81
used the Emulsion on lady who was deli
cate. 1t put her in such good health and
flesh, that must say 1t is the best Emul-
sion. III. P. WADDELL, NJ. D., Hugh's
Mills s. c.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

Pure soap is white. Brown soaps are adul
teratcd with rosin. Perfume is only put in
to hide the presence of putrid fat. Dobbins
Electric Soap is pure, white, and unscented.
II as been sold since 1865. Try 1t now
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

The duck takes TO both water and land for
divers and sun-dry reasons.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

When girl is Rugged by an inebrinted
Individual she gets tight squeeze.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

An exchange states that the male wasp
does rot sting. Before investigating the
truth Of this assertion, VIC would advise our
leaders, to secure a bottle Of Salvation Oil.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

:. II 1t 10 true that philosophers are wise
men. then DR.. Bull, OF Cough Syrup fame,
must have been ono OF the greatest OF
philosophers.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

Before the use of Prlckly Ash Bittero be
came general throughout the South and
West, it was q fearful dose OF Blue Mass, "
aud daily doses of ouininc, that was forced
down the Threats OF sufferers from all ma
lararial troubles. In place Of such obnox-
ous, narrowing curatiyes. Prickly Ash Bit
tiers, with its mild, soothing action now
holds supreme sway, and after one trial, its
use when necessary, is forever established.
You WHO haye sick headaches, sour stom-
nchs, diseased liver or kidneys, can do nc
better than TO give it a trial.
An Austin lady boasts that her daughter
can read ~ Min. Greek md 1ranscript.u
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

The red man demands the right to Sioux
and be Siouycd.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

So many people, when they find they are
ct not nothing else, try to be good.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

How would the Worlds Fair look in Sun
day close!
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

THROAT DISEASES commence with Cough,
Cold, or Sore Throat "Brown's Bronchial
Troches" give immediate relief. Sold only
in boxes. Price 25 cts
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

The burglar is handy sort of man to as
sist with the bank clearings.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

It is q rule for Christmas 20 como only
once q year, but 1t is good rule to go buy.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

Nonsense is the straw that ticllles human
fly the world over.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

All are entitled to the best that their
money will buy, so every family should
have, at once, bottle of the best fam
lily remedy Syrup of Figs, to cleanse
the system when costive or bilious.
For sale in SOC and $1.00 bottles by all
leading druggists.
The sausage man is always able to make
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

A little Joker now and then sometime
does up the best Of men.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08
VA EIINE-

Don't commit suicide if you have dys
pepsia, with headache, heartburn.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

TOR ONE DOLLAR sent us by mail, we will
deliver, free all charges to any person In the
United States, all the following articles carefully
packed In neat box:
One two-ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline 10 cts
One two-ounce bottle Vnseline Pomade 10 cts
One ar of Vaselne Cold Cream. ......... 10 cts.
One cake OF Vaseline Camphor Ice. ..... 10 cts
one cake of Vaseline Soap unscented.... 10 cts
One cnke of Vnseline Soap. scented....... rs cts
One two-ounce bottle of White Vaselne rs cts
-Sl10
Or for stamps any single article ut the prlco.
If you have occasion TO use Naseline In any form
be carefu to accept only genuine goods putup by us
in original packages. great many druggists are
trying to persuade buyers to take VASELlNE put
up by them. Never yield to such persuasion, as the
article an imitation without value and VIII not
give you the result you expect. bottle or Blue
Seal Vaseline sold by all druggists at ten cents
CHEssBROUGu mfg Co., 81 State ST., New York.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-08

The sausage man is always able to make
both ends meat
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-09-24
SALEM ALLIANCE.

At the last meeting of Salem
Alliance the plan suggested 10y
d correspondent, through the
Progressive Farmer, of all the
Sub-Lodges dining the State
Lodge in indemuifying all mem
bers in good standing, by as
sesSment against loss of proper
ty, was taken mp, discussed and
endorsed by unanimous vote.
The Undersigned, a committee
on behalf of said Lodge, are au-
thorized to say we will join in
the plan and urge all other
Lodges to do likewise. Such a
plan is in keepsng with the
spirit of fraternity, one of our
cherished and basic principles,
and too is the ideal Insurance
plan, because run without cost.
Let other Lodges take action
and speak out.
j. G HOWARD,
ERAsTUs COOPER, Gem,
j. r. COOPER,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-09-24
HOLIDAYS
D R 'rg G. s e @ BBI
ga STITCH IN TIME SAVES
NiNE!n

DON'T wait to get sick, but when
you Begin 10 feel bad come and get
q dose Of medicine and prevent sick
ness. This is the proper use of med
icine. you will do this you will
scarcely ever have a DOCTORS bill to
pay or lose months of time, and
put your friends and relatives to
such deal Of trouble.
In addition TO my complete line
of pure and reliable Drugs, carry
Warmers Log Cabin Remedies, b.
b. B., the S. S. S., Quinine in small
and large quantities; Simmons Liv-
err Regulator, Famous Specific Or
ange Blossom, Cuticura Remedies,
DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescription,
the Golden Medical Discovery,
Horse and Cattle Powder l pound
packages prepared by the Herb Co,
of w. Va. Quaker brandy
Prescriptions carefully compound
ed. Local and Office practice upon re-
quest. Respectfully,
aug1-tf DIR. r. II. HOLIDAY,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-09-24
HE ALLIANCE IN THE SOUTH.

The ALLIANCE IN THE SOUTH.
The Georgia State Alliance
convention held its annual meet
ing last week in this city. The
growth of the order has been
remarkable nof only in this
State, bat all over the South
and west since the last meeting
one year ago. In fact, not in
the history of this country has
there been such rapid strides in
any organization % there has
been in the Farmers Alliance
movement. The results that
followed this organization have
been just as remarkable. 1t
would be too tedious to enume-
rate what has been done in the
political field, and to show how
this organization has aided the
farmer in various ways. Certain
ly the most sanguiue friend OF
the farmer could not have ex-
pected as much as has been ac-
complished in one year. But
the work has only commenced.
Let us consider a few things
that have been accomplished as
a prelude to what may be ex-
pscted if the same line is fol-
lowed.
The Alliance movement ut
terlv and completely killed the
bagglng trust and stopped the
robbery contemplated before it
left the stage of intent and at
tempt on the OF the prepera tors,
They elected several members
to congress pledged to a strong
policy Of reform in the next
congress, not only on the tariff
laws, but on the financial ques-
tons thai have been such a
grievous burden On the farmers
all over the land.
They have educated the far
mers in almost every county in
the state until it is now a diff
cult matter to deceive them on
leading questions that affect
their interests.
These are but a few of the
main benefits that have been
accomplished. There is not a
county in the state that cannot
add to this list benefits that
have been derived from this
organization. "A tlanta Constilu-
lion.