New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-23

/ Hanover, y. IL.
| Presented to -
| BY Sheriff -.
| Such a thing is calculated to make smoker "a
| like swearing OFF.
A hundred and ninety nine pounds Of potatoes tra
| a single pound OF seed That is what Howell p1as
farmer in Oregon, raised this year. And he wockit
| tell a lie for a single pound Of spuds-(Omaha Bee
The Rev. DR.. Parllhurst the Editor Of @zni
| Herald, Methodist, thinks that there are at baa
forty nine cogent reasons why MethOdsts should .si
| nc more bishops at present. He says: "The rstisa
to elect any more bishops would be proper reeais
to the electoneering spirit abroad in the Church Ts
eagerness TO reach this high Office Is altogether to
great and has produced In two or three OF the AT
General Conferences some very unpleasant scens
No man should be voted for who allows himself TO b.
come the central figure I'm one OF these scramblo fs
| Office Tho Church cannot afford to have this d
| graceful tendency perpetuated Anybody who nsss
| TO be "boomed" and finds a band OF camp follov.s
| necessary to promote his candidacy IS pot the ma
needed for bishop or for any high place in the Churs
| The time has fully como to turn new Leaf II
wish to retain the respect Of the world arcund us'
PRACTICAL MAIDENs soLlLooUf.
He loves me, he has often sworn,
With all his deepest soul
But when we two are married, Oh,
VIII he bring up the coalf
He says that little children are
His hearts suprem> delights;
But will-excuse me while ] olush'-
He soothe the baby nights
Quite liberal but will
He some day when buy hat,
Refuse to pay the bill
love him, confess, and yet
These questions vex my mind.
Well / must do like other girls
I'll simply go 1t blind. So,
rhi. ., how n Roston man cures sleepessness; y
close my eyes lightly" he says, and then gently %
gradually direct them upward and finally inTsn
II wanted to look into the interior OF my own 'a--
The movement must be gentle and gradual OF ~
sudden strain on the nerves Will give you heaa'~
and sometimes there may be some slight diseomm' "
the first two or three trials, but II wears on r9hp
After you have retained your eyes In this poaoa
for few moments you feel yourself losing ooa'oSo'
ness of time and place and slowly slipping vita "
llghtful smoothness and a kind Of dreamy sa''o"
out OF the present. 1 invariably have the one senS
ton, that of floating in boat on gently roeNns
pillows that are moving easily away. The process
really n kind Of selfhypnotism, and while you ~
performing Ii your mind Is unable 10 Take W P
thread OF thought or memory or present 70 ten 'V
picture other than the one that the process iei '.
plies 1t is a very singular thing. and ma IN
nearly all my acquaintance can repeat after me !"
self hypnotic movement"
was among the first 10 enter the new ey 7.
Chandler, in 0klahOma-not as boomer pa, 80,
boomers caterer, a vocation which decidediS -
business was marveously brisk while was iAeIe n
so far booking orders and taking In mOe, "a
concerned did well. But the fortunes OF hhns.
thirst we endured calculated 10 draw pvAsst
from the most careful Of The best meal W.
was of a wild turkey secured In Sme lnea9Hisr.,s
manner. There cooking utensils or app.aa NJ
handy, but an old pioneer who had been tnryus.
mill before offered to prepare the meal y sS ssors
share in 1t. His offer accepted, ana nls rtts
were watched with much incredullty ana Ve,l ~ .
hope. lie simply rolled the bird. feathers ahu
mud until IL caked completely. Then ne gns
the queer looking concern over wood hre, anu ~
he thought 1t was done, tore off the baked nun
leaving not very inviting sknless but weItoi. "a 4
bird. The boomer had timed the operauoan "a
nicely, the turkey cooked TO turn ana l.so
was OF uncertain age, fairly tender and nrSsa
sauce hunger Is admitted TO be, II Is only eonslf
fairness TO describe that meal as success "a
have eaten many worse cooked and tougher ~
a irstcasS restaurant.-(st Louis Globe Demoe"~
ave are indebted" says the editor OF The fNsS-
Isle Cie) Herald" to william Watson, OF TINS -
for dish OF Strawberries large and we'll npened'
he picked in his field on Tuesday, the 9th instant
ripe strawberries in October, there wouldn't seem
anything seriously at fault with ArooStooks Gun.
this year, at any rate We hope that wheh Va
paints his barn the strawberry editor OF "Ine ~.
will give him a-good reading notice In ncosni"0'
past favors
"why do you not eat your apple, Tommy ,,,A
"I'm watin' till Johnny Briggs comes aioos, Srsa
tastes lots better when there's some QUIET Ai~ "
you eat 'em."-Qndianapolis journal