St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-09
GIRLS AND GIRLS.

woman IS always thinking herself ag-
grieved, and is ever looking for redress.
-Yonkers Statesman
Sanso-The summer girl comes with
the returning birds. Rod-YeS, and she
will depart with them in the fall wear
ing them OH her hat.-NeW York Her.
aid.
She-Darling, do you love me? He
kissing eer raptuIouSly and repeatedly
do l? L wish you were two-headed
girl. That's all can say!-London It'd
Bits.
Rev. Bronston-Did you make any
Lenten sacrifices during the penitential
season? Young Lady-Yes, indeed. [
wore a small hat at the theater.-New
York Weekly.
Medium-If you are a spirit tell me
where you live. Spirit (of average
W0man)-In heaven. Are you happy"
Not very" "Why?" There is no.
body to look down oD."-Good News.
The worlds stage-a saying trite.
That every one has learned by heart;
but TINS IS neW-the summer girl
Upon 1t plays soubrette part
New York World.
Harry guessed in a moment last
night that May was engaged. Blanche
Why. what made you think so? Harry
propose.-New York Herald.
He who said that love was blind
Was most exceeding right
Fer the fellow to a girl inclined
Thinks her clear out of sight"
indianapolis Journal
lrate Parent Gn the door, to his clerk,
who was caressing his daughter =
Young man, you are not hired to do
that kind of work. Clerk-That'S So.
lngs.
OF all the maidens of the wear
That poets choose to sing,
The most bewitching little dear
Is the charming maid of spring.
Inc summer girl is much too fly,
The winter girl too staid;
But the girl of girls for whom we sigh
Is the dainty April maid.
New York Herald.
GLOW old do you take her to be, doc
tor?'' "Ah, madam, let me guess
surely not twentyfour years?' "rwen-
ty-four years. You make me laugh
She was never as young as that in all
her life. ."-Fliegende Blatter.
Did you have good time at Eva's
party?' No" replied little Maud; Il
didn't expect to have" ''Why did you
laugh about it with papa, like mamma
does. New York Recorder.
They had quarrel, and she sent
His letters back next day.
His ring and all his presents went
To him without delay.
''Pray SEND my kisses back to me.r
He wrote, could you forget themf"
She answered speedily that he
Must come himself and get them.
Outing.
"My salary has been raised" said he.
land l think | am i'll position now
where l can safely ask you to name the
day" 1t would look that way to any
one who could see u.s." answered the
bluShlng maiden seated Oh his knee
indianapolis Journal.
who in your judgment is the belle to-
nightFi
She asked with towncast eyes and deepen
ing bloom,
AS, with the merry dancers full in sight
We rested IN corner of the room.
The belle: bright thought flashed across
my mind;
1 said: 'she is the fairest of the fair;
Pray glance into the mirror Just behind
And am certain you viii see her there.''
had some rivals then, say three or four,
And they were dangerous as | could see;
But, bless you, rivals trouble me no more
For since that night they've had no chance
with me.
Cape Cod Item
81 don't believe any young man that
stays as late as youngJenkins does has
his full share of sense" remarked Blog-
son to his daughter. &c, yes, he has,
pa" was the reply. ellis father is a
stockholder in the gas company
Washington Post.
They stood in the hall meath the gaslight,
Twas the very first quarrel they'd hau;
There were no tender words said as usual
For both were unspeakably mad.
II hate you" she said, her eyes flashing;
You're the hatefulest meanest of men:
won say 'good-night'-gO this instant
And don't ever dare come again.
What never?n he said and bowed coldly;
very we'll l am willing to go:
GoOd-by"-but voice softly murmured,
IL meant hardly ever, you know
Florence A. Jones