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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-08-01
INJURED AT THE SHAFER.
FAILING TIMBER SEVERELY INJURIES
SEVERAL wORkMEN,

FALLING TIMBER SEVERELY INJURIES
SEVERAL woRkMEN.
Early Thursday morning, the giving
way OF quite proportion of earth IA the
Smaller mine caused three sets OF timber
to fall, striking four menat work beneath,
and giving WIN. Burk, the night captain,
an escape that might well be compared
with the breath OF n hair. The evil
results OF the accident, however. were
very slight, as compared TO the amount
OF damage that might have come about,
as only one miner sustained injuries
which will coniine him to his bed any
length OF time, having his right lex broken
IN two places. Another miner WAS quite
badly bruised about the back and hip
and the third sustained painful bruises
about the head and body, while the
fourth escaped almost nniniurcd At
the time OF the accident, Night Captain
VIM. Burt was standing SO close to the
spot where the timbers struck that the
largest one OF the lot passed within a
foot OF his head The men had been
repeatedly warned by Capt. Burt to
beware OF the treacherous ground about
the place, but continued at their work
until j, was too late 60 heed his warning.
~ the time OF the accident the skip was
off the track, and So after considerable
difficulty, theinjnrcd men were huisted To-
the surface in the bucket.
AZ about $40 Yesterday morning. an
other slide OF ground at the Shaier pre-
cipitatcd Tour miners a distnnccOf fifteen
feet To- the stopc below. The men sustained
severe bruises, but none OF them will
prove fatal
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-08-01

Edward Ross, brakeman in the cm-
ploy of the &. x n. W. RS. Company, had
one Of bis hands severely crushed while
coupling ears IN the yard at Iron Noun
tain ON Wednesday. Ills hand was
caught between the bumpers" and 40
badly mutilatcd that the anputntion OF
two OF his fingers w<,sszsycessary, lie
WAS working on Crystal Falls ore
train, under Conductor Al. Riley.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-08-01

6IFNNFFT' ANTII7 VF UENANUED FI.ONENtE
WOMAN.
On Saturday night last when Con-
ductor Armstrong of the evening pas
scngcr, due here at . o'clock, pussed
through his train after leaving Common,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
RtaIFi@e 6itate.

rMein, lit Der Selu, ruo mir seb6rt
n Ju," iaete Der SUlbat, alS beim Mas
n6uer elm auigeiusi9ter Selm aus oem
tiefen @raben ge5ogeu nuroe.
Drum ioll Der Singer NIT benz
R6nig seben," iaste Der Drseloreber
nno 9tng nit benz 3use nit, uel6er
ben Sdiibeui6ni9 einbolte.
~Nidtswiirois lit bic Ratiou," iaste
Der TOuriit, als er in eiuem @aitbaule
,ebnter &laiie 5u iebr uon ben gSunSen
pepeiHi9t iuuroe.
Ger anabe &arl fdnet an. mir fiird'
ierlid ju iperoeH,~ Iaste Der Rentier
Sieite, als er iein idreienoes S6bu6en
l6on 5uei Stuuoeu lang auf benz Grm
irus uno iueber 5rau nod 9ienitmdo'
ben ii9 6lifeu lieB.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04

@uter @run6. Sausbsrr
(Su ieiner Srau): 2aB uniere Sers
mine beute 9lbenb duf Der muiifalii9eu
Suiree Ia ni9t bas 2ieo BON bes
,,Reeres Inljiseu @ellen~ iinsen, fonft
befommen uniere @dite tuieoer 10 Idrds
li9en 9urit unb trinien mir ben snns
;en Meinteaer leer.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04

WIT oerSasD Ha@ BEN @rld
fd1t Der stnitaHo meg.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
8peiter rief. s(ntpOrt.

Tbeuerite 5rennoinl Die Wdauer
tniseu ollie nibt uiel, uno man mu6
ibneu i9on etpaS gu @ute balten. SD
mill iiber 9einen 5ranj iueiter ni6tS
seiaat buben. aber i9 staube. er unb
mein 5rIb f6nnen iid bic Sanb seben.
SD boffe bon 6er5en, baB Did meiu
ndhiter 8rief mebr erfreuen tpirS. GS
sriBt unO tiBt Did in Gle lid mus
gum Deartt)
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
Define SenHp.
Sritter Brief.

9iebite Sennp! Gr 1T bod gang 70
f6limn niht, tuie ib badte. @eitern
trefen mir uns Suiammen am Drummer
.nota bene. man lernt lidh bier iebI
leidt tenneu : uno bas ii9 ,utiben
uns entipinueuoe @eiprd9 brabte unS
nuf elm etruas setdbrltbes Gbema, auf
2iebe uub 2iebesusrbdltniHe. Stber
uie er oa poa 9obes pom Dir rebetef
Sci unbeiOr9t, 5reun6iu, bic 2eber'
iranfheit mar fein blaser 8prwanof
Ntit ber5li6em @ruB
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
gierter rief GntwOrt.

2iebite gapl SD muB Dir beiitiutp
men, man tduidt iib bdufis in ben
Wdnnern. Sept bobe i9 aud bieie
Wabrnebmung bsi 9einem 5ranj
sema9t. @r beiu9t mid tastdslib,
UNI iid nit mir lber Did 5u unter6als
ten, uuo Sieien Abeno seben mir 5uiams
men ins 9beater, I'M ben r2rompeter
BON GddinseaA = Define 2ieblinssa
Oper = 3ub6ren. .Gei beitens sesriiBt
bon Seiner Sennp.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
S infter Brief.

2isbe Sreunoin! Sente Dir, 9ein
siris mahte mir bente einen Gntras,
ielbitperitdnoli9 I'M S6er5. =. mas
piroelt On 9eIast bnben, iuenu er's I'M
Grnit setbau? 8elnrubise Did iibri'
gems nl9t; ideinbar nabm id tbn 5tpar
an, aber er iuiro in meinen 3igen ses
leien babeH, on6 i9 ben S9er5 ueritano.
SD 9ratulire Dr 81 ieinem uortrehlis
den SerSen; er fpeis INNER, tule melt
.r sebeu bari. Sn @ile
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04

P. S. Sd bite Did. glib etipas aul
meiueu SranS a9t, pdbreno i9 uidt
bort bin; er 1T spar treu tuie @Olb,
absr - @elesenbeit ma9t Diebe.
gDte phen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1891-06-04
Ndter @rief. slntipurt.

2iebe 5reunbiul Gs tbut mir redt
leib fir Did. baB On Did 10 unoer,
fdnois beuommen bait. SD CLAUDE,
5ris uno On, Sbr Ddret elm uOrtreffs
Ii6es Baar seiuOroen; @ott iei 9ant,
OaB i'd ihn nod frib ssnus tennen
Iernte. Srdnj iutro iid morsen nit
mir perlObeu, sratulire mir. SeBt tuiG
td Did nidt eiulabeu, aber su unierer
6ohSeit fummit On bod, ni9t uabr?
0iit betem @ruB Sennp.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Safe and Effective.

BRANDRETH's PILLS are the safest
and most effective remedy for Indi.
gestion, Irregularity of the Bowels,
Constipation, Billiousness, Headache,
Dizziness, Malaria, or any disease
arising from an mp"re state OF the
blood. They have been in use ia this
country for over fifty years. and the
thousands OF un;mpeachable tcstimo-
malls from those who have used them,
and their constantly increasing sale,
is incontrovertible evidence that they
perform all that is claimed for them.
BRANDRETn's Pills are purely
vegetable, absolutely harmless and
safe to take at any time.
Sold in every drug and medicine
store, plain or sugar coated.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

We are positively selling books,
booklets, Christmas and New Year
cards and other holiday goods at less
than Eastern publishers prices.
STEWARD Bros,
Express Office, Haley.
The new fashionable perfumes
Crab Apple Blossoms and Cherry
Blossoms-are for sale at Van Ness q
dfug store.
You want choice holiday presents,
don't you? And you want them
cheap? Then, call ut the express
office and we will guarantee you better,
IN the way Of prices, than if you sent
East.
STEWARD, Bros, HALEY.
The road up Croy gulch is in Gne
trotting condition as far as the turn to
the Red Elephant mill. But beyond
that, and as far as Camas Prairie, the
thickness OF snow must be quite three
feet, and the road is we'll. nigh i'm
pI0CtlC0OI0 AUX tC2tu8s
Insure your property in reliable
companies. None others are repre-
sented BY LENNON & BOONE.
Services in Episcopal Church Hal
ley. Idaho: Morning on second and
fourth Sundays, and evening on FIRST
and third Sundays in every north.
Fifth Sundays by special appointment.
G. w. G. VAN WINKLE. Rector.
The fanger which came up this
morning got along all right until it
reached the HALEY depot, when the
rim began ripping up the plank floor
ing OF the platform. The Aanger was
thereupon backed to the water.tank
and run over the sidetrack.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
SENATOR DUBOIS.

He Was Seated Yesterday, without
Opposition.
Lyttleton Price received a dispatch
this morning, of which the following
is copy:
WASHINGTON, d. G.,
Dec. s, 1891.
was sworn in to>day, on roll call,
without opposition.
FRED. T. DUBoIs.
The Senate met Monday, when Mr..
Dubois was present, and in his seat.
AS his name was called q Democratic
Senator requested permission to ex>
anime his credentials before his name
should be placed on the roll OF the
Senate.
Senator Cullom thereupon gave no.
lce that he would call the matter up
yesterday morning, and insist ON i'm.
mediate action.
This was evidently necessary,
since Mr.. Dubois was sworn in yes
terday morning, at roll>call, without
opposition.
This does not, however, dispose Of
the contest. Mr.. Clagett will now
have to take the usual course, and
make his fight before the Committee
on Privileges and Elections.
This may not come to hearing
for a month or over.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
The Popularity Of Blue Jean.

A"o AUP"s"aNJ va OlWC OtOus
Brooklyn Eaglel
A young man was complimentine
a mother the other day on the very
sensible way in which she had dressed
her little girl and boy the past sum-
mer-in blue ] an. The young man
did not know that blue jean was the
fad Of the hour. Cushions are COW
cred with blue jean worked in white
silk. Door curtains are made with a
center panel showing the gray side OF
the jean. with border all around of
the dark blue, a earniture or flower
design being worked in white silk
along the seam. All kinds of bags
are made of blue jean, for which it is
certainly = most strv!ceable material.
Every art store has piles of school
bags, made deep and strong, with
drawing strings Of thick blue cord
aud pretty design stamped on the
outside, to be worked with white silk
for some young PERSONS Christmas
prese Then there ara blue Jean
table covers aud mat, and i, IS even
used for dados aud screen csnters.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
No Shaving SUNDAYS.

In Tacoma, Wash, they have a
Sunday law which is so strlngently
enforced that even barber-shops cam
not lawfully keep open on the Sab
bath. Charles Fettke, proprietor of a
barber-shop, was tried last week, for
violating the Sunday law. His trial
lasted two days, and resulted in the
jury finding him guilty. He was
sentenced to pay s25 fine, although
the judge before whom the case was
tried was in doubt as to whether the
Sunday law was intended to include
BARRIERS. The prosecution was at the
instance of the BARRIERS Union.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
A Christmas Market.

The Ladies' Guild will open a
Christmas Market on Tuesday even>
ing, December Is, in the Armory, for
the sale of Fancy Articles, Dolls, ETC.,
suitable for Christmas gifts. There
will be two immense Plum Pudd,ngs
for good little children.
The Market will also be omen
Wednesday afternoon, and will close
with dance IN the evening.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

The facilities of the present day for the,
production of everything that will con-
duce to the material welfare and comfort
of mankind are almost unlimited and
when Syrup of Figs was first produced
the world was enriched with the only
perfect laxative known, as it is the only
remedy which is truly pleasing and re-
freshing to the taste and prompt and
effectual to cleanse the system gently in
the Spring time Or, in fact, at any time
and the better it is known the more pop-
Mar i. becomes.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Il. A. X.

Election Of Officers of f. d. Baker
Pest. No. 6, Department OF Idaho.
At the annual meeting of f.. d.
Baker Post, No. 6, held las, evening,
the following officers were elected for
the ensuing year:
Commander-L. E. Bristol.
Senior Vice Commander-T. E.
Plcotte.
Junior Vice Commander David
Earhart.
Snrgeon-E. c. Baldwin.
Chaplain-lsaiah White.
Quartermaster-W. T. Riley.
Officer of the Day-T. d. Bellin-
ger.
Officer Of the Guard - George
Nichols.
Sergeant Major-Chas. Sampson.
Guard-C. +. Bolton.
The installation will take place the
first Tuesday in January, when the
names Of the appointed officers will
be announced.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Don't Read This.

With each succeeding day comes
an increased demand for better service
on the railways OF our country. The
Union Pacific and the Missouri Pacific
railways to the front as usual, have
been leading in these lines OF improve.
ment, for some time aud runnirg
Through Pullman Sleepers between
Salt Lake City and st. Lonis via
Denver.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
LOCAL JOTTlN6S.

Friedman IL open.
Smoke Davey's home made Cigars.
Holiday Goods! Holiday Goods!
1t j. e. Fox's. Haley.
A carload of Red Cloud ore was
shipped from this place to-day.
The loveliest dolls ever seen are at
Steward Bros. Haley.
Winter Apples, Pigs Feet, Triple,
Grain ana Hay, and q full line OF
Choice Groceries, at
EARHART's
Haley Grocery Store.
~ Fresh Oysters q specially.
John H. Harris, the we'll known
Attorney.at law, arrived from Salt
Lake City this morning.
A carload of Anheuser r Busch and
Budweiser Beer is daily looked for.
S. NJ. FRIEDMAN,
Sole Agent for Wood River.
The Latest Novelties-the most
acceptable Of all Holiday Presents
at J. G. Fox's, HALEY.
This mornings train brought two
carloads Of freight and eight passen-
gers. 1t was preceded by fanger,
which ran over the road All hour in
advance.
Steward Bros. have the largest as
sortment of toys, fancy china, glass.
ware, and silver goods ever brought
TO Wood River. See them, in express
Office, HALEY.
You eau save time and money by
getting your loans through
LENNON g. BOONE.
We respectfully request everybody
to come and look at our holiday goods,
and stay long enough to see them all,
whether they wish to buy or not.
STEWARD Bios,
Express O6ce. HALEY
The members Of Company F are
considering the ad~isability OF fitting
up . gymnasium at the Arnory.
They will soon hold meeting to con.
slider the matter.
We have . large assortment Of
patterns suitable for business suits
which we make up ia our usual first
GLASS way, at prices AS low as any ones.
Call and be convinced before order
ing. ANDERSON & MCLEoD.
Ladies, come aud see the fine line
of Fall and Winter Dress Goods l
am showing, and at Eastern prices for
cash. J. g. Fox.
John O'Bsien, of the Wood River
Meat Market, keeps nothing hut the
choicest meats on hand. Try him.
II. B. Browne left to-day fos
Atlanta. He has secured counsel in
the matter of the disappearance OF
his ore, and will probably bring suit
for the recovery Of $2400, which, he
Gays, bis fou. sacks Of ore were worth.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

els there no balm in Gilead, is
there no physician there?" That cry
may henceforth cease, for all who will
can be healed by obtaining the
"Science of Life"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Plain Sewing Wanted.

The Ladies' Aid Society of the
Methodist Episcopal Church will do
all kinds Of plain sewing on reasona
BILE terms. Orders may be left at
Mrs. Bu,kett's.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

cB Send in your orders for job
Work to tie TIMES. They will receive
prompt attention aud be satisfactorily
executed.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09


menths. Six menths Of
that time its suffering
was simply untold. then I
began the use Of the Gu
TtccRA REMEnIKs. In
two months the awful
disease had ceased its
vengeance. and my der.
ling boy had rest, and to
all appearances the dis.
ease had yielded, but l
continued the medicine
for several months after
no trace could be seen Of
IL On any mart nf h&A
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

body. The doctors here watched the disease with
much interest, and could only say SWELL doner'
The case was known far and wide. and everybody
was much surprised. But thanks to CUTIcURA
REMEDIES. Could there be anything on earth that
would cause father TO rejoice II surely would be
when the little innocent one could have such
remedy at hand. tSee portrait herewt<h.)
ia. NlCOLE3, Bunker Hill, Ind.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Worst Form Eczema
Baifled Best nedical Skill for Eieht
Months. Cured In TWO Months
by Cuticura Remedies.

This ia 10 certify that child Of mine had Eczema
in its worst FORM and which ba1fied the best med.
ical skill that could be employed here The little
sufferer was wrapped in agony for at least eight
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

Sold everywhere. Price, CUrIcURA, Soc; Soar,
Csc; REsoLvENT. 81. Prepared by the POTTER
DRUG AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION, Boston.
~ Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases" ca
pages, SO illustrations, and 100 testimonials.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
THE DISTRICT COURT.

Proceedings Of the December, 1891,
Term.
SECOND DAY, WEDNESDAY.
Thomas Rowe and H Benson,
trial Jurors, excused for the term.
John H Ferry VS. + @ Harding -
To be dismissed at plaintiffs costs.
J S Childs vs. Buttercup NJ Co
Continued.
Dan Beaton vs. Henry L Clark
Demurrer withdrawn; defendant has
until Friday morning, 18th inst, to
answer.
J G Iverson VS. Champlain NJ Co.
Angel & Sullivan withdraw from the
case.
Jos Shelton VS. Mark uurst-Costs
retaxed.
Ed Rummcl, a trial juror, excused
for the term.
w II Jones vs. E S Chase-De.
murrer Withdrawn. Defendant has
until Saturday to answer.
First National Bank of Hailey VS.
T E Tootle ct al-Motion to set aside
sale OH execution set for hearing Sat-
urday, at $3.50 o'clock a. IN.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Cuticura ResOlvent

The new Blood and Skin Purifier, internally, and
CUrIcuRA, the great Skin Cure, and CUTiCURA soar,
the exquisite Skin Beautier externally, instantly
relieve and speedily cure every disease and humor
of the skim scalp, and blood, with loss Of hair,
from infancy to age, from pimples to scrofula.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

A child WAS brought to me with chronic eczema
that bad dehed splendid treatment from many
good doctors. AZ . regular NJ. D.. should have
tinued similar treatment, but thought Il useless.
So put 1t on CUTICURAs. The child Is well.
G. L. GURNEY, III. D., Doom Ia.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09

RAQv'C Skin and Scalp purified and beAutifed
OHOu Oby CUTIcURA soar. Absolutely pure
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-12-09
Weak, Painful Backs,

Kidney and Uterine Pains and Weak
J/yzZ1 nesses relieved in one minute by the
Antt.Patn Plaster, the only IN
wv Simultaneous pain-l filing plaster.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13
Edison's Advice.

1t is little things that give the best
insight into mans character, things
which he does involuntarily, and when
he is off guard. Any man may learn
much about himself by taking notice
how he is accustomed to spend his odd
minutes and his loose change.
For the same reason there is no little
shrewdness in saying which is attrib-
uted to Edison. According to the story.
a gentleman introduced his son to tho
famous electrician, and in the course of
the conversation suggested that he
should give the young fellow motto
for his business career, upon which he
was about entering.
Edison was silent for moment, and
then said, Never look at the clock !"
Probably the boy was more or less
mystified by this laconic utterance, but
be will not be long in the company Of
clerks or day-laborers without discover
ing that those who take so little interest
in their work as to be continually ask
ing what time il is, arc not the ones
who get on in tho world.
Success is not for tho lazy or the in
different. AS some one has said, 1.-The
carpenter who stays fifteen minutes after
hours to finish job is working towards
shop Of his own"
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13
me back my pistol when l mounted my

me back my pistol when I mounted my
horse.
"'Won't you pray for US again, par
son, fore you goT said Bledsoe, with
grin, as rode away. A week later I
returned with a strong posse, captured
Bledsoe, aud destroyed his still. I
could have made a case against his wife,
but wouldn't do it,
''The only romantic adventure I ever
met with hunting moonshinors occurred
in Marion county five years ago Twas
over there hunting some witnesses and
Incidentally looking out for stills I
was spending the night at the house of
n man | had reason to believe was
moonshiner, and dangerous one.
saw he regarded me with suspici IN, but
he asked no questions and | felt safe.
The man had daughter about eighteen
years old, ~ very pretty country girl.
who seemed TO take no notice Of my prss-
ence and did not once speak to me dur.
Ing the evening The hous@lsas los
cabin, with loft reached BY . ladder
I was given bed in the loft, and re-
tired about 10 o'clock. I heard my host
talking in n low tone for some time after
| lay down, then | heard him take his
rifle from the rack aud leave the house.
l had been asleep probably two hours
when the touch Of hand on my face
awoke me The girl was standing by
my bed with lighted candle 10 her
hand. She motioned me to be silent.
and in whisper she said: Stranger.
you'll have ter git Your critters at
the gate. Take ther right han road at
the forks, cross the creek, and don't stop
this side of Marcom's-that's bout four
miles down ther road Git out thar =
and she pointed TO q small window 10
one end of the loft Then she blew out
the candle and disappeared as silently
as shadow, i put on my clothes.
went to the window and found ladder
on the outside. At the gate found
my horse saddled, and mounting. I
rode rapidly away | have never seen
that girl since, but am satisfied that
she had learned of a plot to murder me.
and saved my life"
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

We owe respect to the man who, how
ever ignorant, makes no false pretense,
but strives to repair his DEFICIENCIES by
attentive listening or modest questions !;
but we can have only scorn for the con-
ceited assumptions of one who strives to
make his narrowness appear broad aud
shallowness deep.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

Grumblers are of all people the most
depressing. 1t is not necessary for you
yourself to be personally found fault
with to make il worse thap misery to be
with them 1t is the atmosphere they
create about themselves, the life they
give you to lead. And when their cross
humor translates itself into personal dis
pleasure and quarroling over tribes,
then are they the very scourges Of their
time and place, and no one can be
blamed who tries 10 escape from them.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

have met this man. said the legal
luminary, with extreme severity, in
great many places where | should be
ashamed to be seen myself, and then be
paused and looked with astonishment at
the smiling court and jury.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

"There's hair in this SOUP" COM
planned the bald headed guest.
eyes, sir" replied the waiter, cheer
fully, "but perhaps its one Of your own.
sir. | notice they've all got away
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

John" asked the Sunday School
teschcr of the now scholar. "what do
you know of the proverb of regarding
people who live in glass houses p
"They orter pull down the blinds"
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

When the average man says frankly,
II can't afford it," you will usually find
on investigation that it is something his
wife wants and not something that he
wants himself.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1891-03-13

If the farmer puts his fences up high
enough there isn't any danger of his
stock running out The same thing
may be said of the merchant if he puts
up his price