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The Critic and record. (Washington, D.C.) 1891-1896, 1891-05-09
Ayers Sarsaparilla
PREPARED by
DR.. J. c. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by Druggists. 81, six s.. Worth s. bottle
LEMON ELIXIR.
4 Pleasant lemon Drink.

n ITBUSU7tJ LbNlON UFtItH.
For biliousness and constipation, take
Lemon Elixir.
For indigestion and foul stomach, take
Lemon Elixir.
For sick and nervous headaches take
Lemon Elixir.
For sleeplessness and nervousness, take
Lemon Elixir.
For loss of appetite and debility, take
Lemon Elixir.
For feyers, ohills and malaria, take
Lemon Elixir.
DR.. Mozley's Lemon Elixir will not fail
you in any of the above-named diseases,
all of which arise from a torpid or dis
eased liver, stomach. kidneys or bowels.
Prepared only by DR.. X. MOTLEY, At
lanta, Ga.
soc. and 81 90 per bottle, at druggists.
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wAsmNeToN
DON'T GIVE LIP

The use Of Ayers Sarsaparllla. One bottle
may not cure Fright OF" complaint OF
years; persist until cure Is effected. As q
general rule, Improvement follows shortly
after beginning the use OF this medicine
With many people, the effect is Immediately
noticeable but some constitutions are less
susceptible TO medicinal influences than
others, aud the curative process may there.
fore, In such cases, he less prompt Perse-
verance in using this remedy is sure of It's
reward at last Sooner or later, the most
stubborn blood diseases Yield to
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DlssoLUTIoN SALE
NOW GOING ON AT THE
new YORK CLOTHING HOUSE
CONTINUES Daily till juno 1

Continues Daily till juno 1.
Owing TO the change which will occur in our
firm on June LIST, we are compelled to sacrifice
our large stock OF clothing. The inventory
shows $l65,000 worth OF Mems, Boys and
HIGH-CLAss CLOTHING
OF our own make. As we must pay the re-
firing partners q large sum In cash, we have
concluded to offor our entire stock (for cash
only at onehaf the cost of production.
Bear in mind this is not catch-penny reduc-
ton sale, nor sale of odds aud ends, but
bona fldc dissolution sale of the highest grade
clothing, all Of this seasons production.
SIZE THESE PRICES.
500 Mems Suits, all sizes, SiS5; reduced
from $40
G75 Mems Suits, Atwood, sack or cutaway,
$3.50; reduced from $i4.
1850 Mems Suits, in Cheviots, Casslmeres or
Worsted, S9.S5; reduced from SiS.
LEGO Mems Suits, in Imported Worstcd,
Cheviots, Diagonals, etc, strictly tailor-mnde
and warranted all wool, $15; reduced from $2S.
1850 pairs Mems Pants, 30 styles, 81 Re-
ducod from S1.T5.
$50 PAIRS Mems Pants, % styles, $780, Re.
duced from S2T5.
1000 pairs Mems Pants, 30 styles, $3.50. War
ranted all wool. Reduced from $i.7j.
1900 elegant Mems Pants at $3.50, $3.50, s.,
and So dncluding the finest imported material
in checks, plaids, and stripes.
$50 Boys Suits, long pants, ages IL to Is
years, $3.50. Reduced from $3.50.
1914 Boys Suits (all wool, long pants, ages
ID TO Is years, $3.50. Reduced from So.
S25 Mems Suits, best imported Clay dag
onals, Whipcords, Pinchecks and Corkscrew,
silk lined and equal to finest custom made,
SIS; reduced from $35.
Attention, G. A, R.-6i0 Atwood Regulation
Suits, warranted fast color, $3.50; reduced from
S12.50.
A full line of Prince Albert Suits, Diagonals,
Cheviots and Fancy Worsteds, elegantly made,
at $13, S15 and $40 per suit; reduced from SIS,
2SS and S35.
$50 Boys Suits (all wooD, long pants, ages IA
to Is years, Sc. Reduced from $t1.
A full line of nobby Dress Suits for boys in
the finest grades Of worsted, cashmere and
cheyiot.
1900 Childs Suits, ages to 70, 81. Reduced
from SO.
1850 Child's Suits, ages to IL, $780, Re-
duced from $2.75.
$50 Child's Suits (all wooD, ages to Ia, $3.50.
Reduced from $4.75.
Highest grades in Child's Suits reduced to
one-half former price.
1909 pairs Knee Pants, ages to IL, % cents.
Reduced from 80 cents
1850 pairs Atwood Knee Pants, ages to 10,
35 cents Reduced from 20 cents.
This Gigantic Sacrifice of Values will con-
tinue daily until June 1.
NEW YORK CLOTHING HOUSE.
81 Seventh st. N. w.
Make no mistake. BE sure you get the right
number. WHITE BUILDING. STRICTLY
ONE PRICE.
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Lemon Hot Drons

Cures all Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness,
Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Pneumonia,
Hemorrhage and all throat and lung
diseases.
An elegant and reliable preparation.
% cents at druggists. Prepared only by
DR., II. Motley, Atlanta, Ga,
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Ayers
Sarsaparilla

"For several years, in the spring months,
/ used TO be troubled with drowsy tired
feeling, and dull pain in the small OF my
back, so bad, at times, as TO prevent my
being able TO walk, the least sudden motion
causing me severe distress. Frequently,
bols and rashes would break out on various
parts of the body. By the advice of friends
and my family physician, began the use Of
Ayers Sarsaparilla and continued It till the
poison in my blood was thoroughly eradica-
ted."-L. W. English, Montgomery City, Mo.
"My system was all run down; my skin
rough and of yell0wish hue. tried various
remedies, and while some Of them gave me
temporary relief, none of them did any per-
manent good. At last began to take
Ayers Sarsaparllla, continuing 1t exclusive.
ly for considerable time, and am pleased
to say that il COMPLETELY
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Cured MI e.

] presume my liver was very much out OF
order, and the blood impure in consequence
feel that 1 cannot too highly recommend
Ayers Sarsaparilla to any one afflicted as I
was."-Nlrs. N. A. Smith, Glover, VT
"For years i suffered from scrofula and
blood diseases. The doctors prescriptions
and several so-called blood-puriflers being Of
no avail, l was at last advised by a friend to
try Ayers Sarsaparilla. did so and now
feel like new man, being fully restored to
health."-C. N. Frink, DEBORAH, Iowa.
The Critic and record. (Washington, D.C.) 1891-1896, 1891-05-09

Mormon widows remember rcgretfully the
times when their husband was Young. -Nsw
OtledHS Picdy1,Re.
The Critic and record. (Washington, D.C.) 1891-1896, 1891-05-09

Warden Ito murderer in electric chair)-l
press the button. You do the rest.-BggdiC
Courier.
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1t is difficult for drinking man to hold his
breath; it is generally too strong for him.
TeddS SytiHgS
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Sole Agents for the Albany Venetian
Blind.
W. Ii. Houghton Manufacturing Company
arc the agents for the Albany Venetian blinds.
We are prepared to furnish the ALBANY"
blinds in any wood, natural finish or stained
to match. On Jobs Of any size VIC gladly send
sample blind for inspection. We guarantee
carefully selected woods, kiln dried and thor
oughly, carefully and properly finished Our
finish il unoxcellcd. Ia1 .tt#.
w. II. HoUGHToN MANUFACTURING Co.,
1918 and 1920 street northwest
The Critic and record. (Washington, D.C.) 1891-1896, 1891-05-09

The smallest part OF the cost of an engage
ment ring is the amount the young man pays
to the ieweller when he gets the ring ,-SOney-
TiHe JOfYUdt
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BALTIMORE y OHIO RAILROAD.

1o washinn,nn sron, sta,ion ' rorMar ., MAJ.
Leave w asulllslon rom slntiVn coIner VI new
Jersey avenue and street.
FOR ShlcAGo ana NORTHWEST S nestiDuieu LIN ~
ltea express ualiy Ll'9o a. me- express o'So
:, p. N, %. r,,.,,.
FOR tlNclNNATi, 81 Louis ana lhulahNpollS'
?, express ually, 95u anu M ll2u y, III, ~.
hoH o 66IrI TIT anu OleVelahu' express ualJ
=, Low anu on p NJ, s,,.,.
For LEXINGTON and points III the Shenadoah
- valley, flulO a. m, .,
FOR MlNChEsIEh anu way STATIONS Io'oV p M
EoH b Il -o,ou p, III, ~ M q .. , an
FOR BALTIMORE, week days, qo9. o.VO 0;5o. !'S0 ~
t3u, (oUO i2-mlhutesl, sou, y3o, 1io,uv, lI.ye,
a. NJ i%v noon, %, ~ M ~ ~, Edo, ~ s'2g,
ldlo, 4o-hinHtes 90, ls9 ~ 100, " "a 40 ao
mlhuIesl' ooO' OIo wv 90, '.o9 v;VV, tV :S
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The smallest part OF the cost of an engage
ment ring is the amount the young man pays
to the ieweller when he gets the ring,-,S0hHeJ-
ellie JOH1Hdi.
II is explained that one reason why more
women do not get into the habit OF smoking
cigars is because they begin smoking cigars
that they buy themselves .-Netp York Recorder.
Who is that lady that Just passed us with
the charming faCcyn
THAT was my wife, but we are now sepa-
rated
"Ah, yes, see; your late wife"-Fyom
FHege,de Blauey for tie Ereatag Post.
why, asked the lady of the house of Boot
less Bob, the tramp, do you stick out the
middle finger OF your left hand so straight
when you eat? Was IL ever broken?"
mo- madam, but during my halcyon days
wore diamond ring on that finger and it has
become second nature with me,"-NelU York
Recorder.
II am truly sorry Johnny" said the friend
of the family, meeting the little boy on the
street, Ito learn that yonr, fathers house was
Don't you waste no grief on me- replied
Johnny. IAN of paws old clothes were
burned mp in that fire, aud NAV cant make
any of en- over for me this time. I'm all
right - Troy Press.
Beggs--I wonder why Mrs. Jaggs won't let
her husband employ female typewritery
former typewriter herselt.--New FORK Con-
flReat,
Chappie,-I thought Roly was going to buy
cane To-day
Cholly-. SO he was, but he couldn't get one
that fitted
Chapple-Fitted WHAT
Cholly-Why, his mouth, of course.-NeU
l'OJk Continent,
PonsoDby I'm becoming quite tired of old
DuEtc, Hes treating me very slQBbily.
Popinjay-Whats up nowy
Ponsonby-l wanted to 90 to the races last
Monday, so told him my granduncle was dead.
| What do you think he said
Poplniay-Can't guess.
Ponsonby-Ile said my granduncle usually
dies on Fridays, and he declined to let me on.
Tile JetreitI'S Circular
| story IL at present being told OF ] ord Ran
| doph Churchill, which given with due re.
| serve. II runs that at Lincoln a rather noisy
! member of the bookmaking fraternity adj
| dressed his lordship rs follows:
! "Glad TO see you again, my lord, my Tame
| Is hopkins, but bet you don't re mcmber me, ~
| You've won your hct.'' was the quiet reply,
| and Lord Rndolp strolled quietly away in the
| opposite direction.
John BrOugham, who had something OF the
| genius and character OF his gifted cOuntryman
| Sheridan, once made brilliant remark, which
| rivacd Shcridan's best ION mOtS. On the oc-
| CUsion OF benefit accorded him, some one
| threw upon the stage, at the close Of the per
Torrance, purse Of gold, which he picked up
| and after examining IT,, said' "Ladies and
| gentlemen, circumstances compel me TO pocket
| the Insult, but docking GRIM should Ike IA
| sec the man who would repeat itN That
might have been prepared, but 1t was brilliant
nevertheless.
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The detectives business should be q success
full following, - Y0HkeiS Statesman.
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Ten Per Cent. Reduction In Furniture
for Thirty DAYS.
We are going to move from our present loca-
tion to the commodious new building, No. STA
Seventh street northwest, opposite the u. s.
Postofiice Department. April 1 will see us in
our new establishment, but until then we will
see oil at the old stand, $50 and 932 Seventh
street northwest, where, pending removal, we
shall offer our entire stock OF the latest and
best makes OF Furniture, Carpets, etc, at 1C
per cent. reduction from former prices. No
fairer terms can be made anywhere than Of
Rudden's Furniture and Carpet Stores, $50 and
932 Seventh street northwest.
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OVER THE NUTS AND WINE.

The man who Is religious anywhere is re-
ligiOus everywhere RAMS HON.
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CITY SPECIALS.

The National Safe Deposit Company of
Washington,
Corner Fifteenth street and New York avenue
Storage for silyerwarc, jewelry, laces, fine
goods and valuables of all kinds. Charges
very lowest rates.
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II is explained that ono reason why more
women do not get into the habit of smoking
cigars is because they begin smoking cigars
that they buy themselves York Recorder.
The Critic and record. (Washington, D.C.) 1891-1896, 1891-05-09

Who is that lady. that just passed us with
the charming faccyn
THAT was my wife, but we are now sepa-
rated"
"Ah, yes, I see your late wife"-FJOD,
Fliegeude Bidtte1 for Tie ECeatag Post.
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why, asked the lady of the house of Boot
less Bob, the tramp, 'do you stick out the
middle finger Of your left hand so straight
when you eat Was it ever brokens"
mo, madam, but during my hacyon days
wore diamond ring on that finger and it has
become second nature with me, '-NelU York
R6COTder.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-05
A sUPERANNUATED MEASUREMENT.

One of the standing criticisms that the
free-trade organs make against the Nc
Kinley tariff law is the remark of Secre-
tary Blaine that sit would not make a
market for bushel of American wheat
or pound of American meat" or words
to that effect. Either those who use the
phrase are entirely ignorant regarding
the time and manner of its use, or they
are most INSCRIPTIONS. In either event
they are unfit to be the editors of news
papers which can take credit for the ex-
preston Of accurate information and
the giving of correct news.
Secretary Blaine made this criticism
upon the bill after it had passed the
House, and while it was under consider
alton by the Senate finance committee.
What Mr.. Blaine wanted was that SUI
gar should not be made free of duty un-
Til the United States had been given
concessions in the way of trade with
the ugar-producing countries. He said,
and said rightly. concerning the tariff
bill as it went from the House TO the
Senate, that it made no market in other
countries for American products. But
after that time. when Mr.. Blaine
was at Bar Harbor, largely through
the influence of the President. provis-
ion was added to the House bill by the
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HISTORICAL JOURNALISM
It Flourishes In the East and Il Not On.
known I'm the West

It Flourishes in the East and II Not I'm
known I'm the West
Milwaukee Sentinel
Nearly every body has been to Concy L.
land. One large section 10 given over to
cheap variety aud museum shows to which
admission is free. with the ex pectation that
the visitor Will buy glass of beer. Each
booth has one or more "tootersr or runners
who are as frantic and pressing as the Bax-
ter-street runners The tooters scream like
maniacs. THE best show on the island,,
The biggest glass of beer on the islandr'
and with fifty such cries going at once. in
the shrlllest OF voices, and accompanied
by the lnssnest waving of arms, the visitor
loses his head and fancies he is in
the violent ward of a lunatic asylum. He
leaves the place dazed OF hysterical, &c
though he had been through dynamite ex-
plosIon.
The central idea of the new journalism of
New York. represented entirely by the new
Journals. was stolen from Coney island.
Hysterics-noise, blow, frenzy. Pm the
Dandy Jim of newspapers; hooray.~ Got
another subscriber; whoopn This way,
gents; the only real: live. whoop-er.up news
ever made-yahl yshl yah.D Ppm the only
brainy editor. and the only honest. fearless
friend of the people-look at me-" And
when he said he had some new subscribers,
he had booms FREQ In twelve differens
cities. The newspapers themselves
The headlines grown too large for o sim
gle line. scream. They are like the
shrek of the fire bug and seem to say:
Germs put off dying until Won have read this
most astounding. soul-harrowing. unparal-
leled piece of neww When il is read, it 10
found that an Italian rag picker was
kicked by q sausage-peddler for making
love to the female of his kind.
1t seems TO pay. for the moment IL 10
not surprising that as the originator
shouted from day to day that he was driv-
ing all other newspapers from the news
now shouts from day to day that il is driv-
ing the original CONFUSION sheet from the
news-stands.
Doubtless there are people who are over
fond of pepper and other spices. and read
only to have their emotions plowed and
narrowed. but to have an hysterical feast
seven days in the week is excessive. That
sort of thing can't last
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SEND AND STOP 1T.
Free-Trade Editors Should Promptly Inter-
fere with the Mining of American Tin.

Free-Trade Editors Should Promptly Inter-
fere with the Mining of American Tin
Philadelphia North American.
and editors Sineerly and Mcclure should
have q caucus and select some one of their
number To 20 TO California and stop those
silly fellows from mining and smelling tin
There is no money In tin. The atmospheric
conditions are adverse to tin. We have no
deposits of tin anyhow. Ii we had, wa
don't know enough TO develop them. IL
we did develop them. we could not sell the
product. If we sold the product we should
sell an inferior article--which 10 wicked,
You know. And we cannot make tim plate.
and so the attempt to compete with Eng
land must fail, if the Democratic papers
can make it fall.
Those Californians are surely off their
base. 1t was the greatest act of folly to
send down SIX tons of block tin from the
mines to San Francisco. Ii will not paw.
And if it did pay il is bad policy. The
price the California tin cells ut shows that
we do need a tariff on TIN in order Co de-
velop our mines. OF course, we can produce
tin. but we cannot make tin plate. III We
could make tin plate IL would be inferior.
The atmospheric conditions in Democratic
brains are not favorable TO the manufacture
of tIn-plate. Therefore. IL cannot be made
in AmerIca-at least. not In the United
States. 1t might be made In Canada and
in Australia, because those are British col
onies But SO far the American people
are concerned, they ought TO 90 I'D the polls
and punish every American who undertakes
to make tin-plate. These are few of the
friends against Trimming and tin-plate-
m
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resources at his command and reputa-
ton for accomplishing his aims. Among
the things that may have recommended
him to the company is the strong infiu-
ence he possesses i'm the local Demo-
cratic management. Assurance is given
that there is no politics in the
appointment, but it can hardly
have escaped the attention of the
observing gentlemen of the company
that the city government is at present
Democratic and that Mr.. Frenzel is an
influential member of that party. 1t is
at once interesting and gratifying to
learn that the new president accepted
the position only upon the understand
ing that his views as to liberal and
advanced policy in street-car matters
would be accepted. There is something
vague about this, since it is not known
precisely what Mr.. FIenzeps views are,
but as the street-car policy in practice
heretofore has not been of the most lib
eral nature the public will naturally be
pleased with an advance in this direction.
At the same time it must be remembered
that MIR. Frenzel, being now an officer of
the company, must work in its interests,
and that in doing this he may lose some
of the unselfish public zeal that at pres
ent animates him. He is a good man
for president of the street-railroad COM
pany. but the appointment does not nee
essarily relieve citizens of the Necessity
of looking sharply after their own inter-
ests in the matter of street-car accom-
anAo
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ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS.

GENERAL SHERMAN's married daughter,
Mrs Z. S. Thackara, who is known as
writer. is said to be engaged on very am
bilious literary work.
JOHN w. WAY. of Roxbury, Mass. has
by putting a couple of marble "Wenuses"
on his lawn, and they are thinking Of i'm
provising a lawn order society to compel
him to put the statues in bloomers or in
Mother Hubbards.
A CORRESPONDENT who recently visited
the Comte De Lesseps depicts touching
domestic scene. In one corner. by the WIN
dow. on a sofa. rug over his knees. the old
man, erect, bright-eyed as of yore. but pale
and weary blocking. Facing him. the beau
tIful and devoted wife in black. and all
about the little room the most delightful
bevy of little folks that one might wish to
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"MALEvOLHNT APPBARANCES.u

In gathering in Mr.. Frenzel, the Citi-
zens' Street-railroad Company has COB
bled up three of its strongest opponents
instead of one. This is what makes it
ga move plain to the public sense as one
of WISDOM The News is no longer
"agin" it, as is evidenced by this para
graph in its editorial columns last night:
As the head of the street-car company
there may be expected from that concern,
which SO intimately touches all, vigor of
management, progressiveness of method
and "A quality of purpose that shall be mu-
tual. benetiting the community as we'll as
itself. The people. as well as the street-car
company. are 10 be congratulated upon Mr..
FrenZeTs accession TO tins new honor and
opportunity for usefulness.
lis this another of the "malevOlent ap.
pearances" the News warned the people
of on July 217 1t gave the following
advice then, which may be worthy of
repetition now:
Among other endeavors TO relieve itself
of the plundering of corporatiOnism. work
ing through political gangs. one facility,
secured by immense effort when the new
business ordering of it's affairs was So
cured, was opportunity for investment In
transportation facilities. for lack of which
the city and Its dependent suburban life
are suffering in proper development. OF
the free opportunity Tor investment in this
way secured, effort has been made to real
ize. 1t appears that normal bust
ness considerations prevailed, and at
least one such line of transpor-
tation was undertaken. Suddenly alb
normal business developments appear.
The project is TO repndiste IN unusual fash
ion. The fair and speedy conclusion of the
work was checked. and effort 70 add to in
ducements for it's prosecution came to
Dangnt The appearance is that again the
corporations com bins TO bind this commu-
nifty. and hand It over helpless TO the exist
ing transportation monopoly, similarly asst
appears To be handed over to electric-light
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-05

Detroit Tribune.


The Grand Army of the Republic has
been an effective agency IN the preserve
tion of the national spirit. This magnificent
organization. composed of the saviors of the
country. is at once the symbolof patriotism
and the living embodiment of a record of
noble deeds When. at each recurring re-
union. the veterans of the war gather to
commemorate the sacrifices made for coun-
try and for right, the spectacle of those
heroes, SCARED In battle. bent with age,
but young in heart and enthusiasm reyiyes
the patriotic sentiment which thrilled citl-
zen breasts In the sixties. The Grand Army
represents and inspires that sentiment
which In a mtrcenary age Is in danger of fall
ing into oblivion. Ii preserves i'm the
memory the achievements of the past aud
keeps US in touch with tue time when the
national pulse beat high and strong. That
memory and the patriotism W Mich il bestirs
will be the bequest of the Grand Army TO
the future. 1t IS even now q heritage 10 be
carefully guarded