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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
Too ExactinC.

Old Louis Rouchard, our balf-breed
Nepigon guide writes a Cana liam CORE
spondentl, reverences white ladies, but
prefers to let Eskimo Joe, another
famous voyageur and cook, take charge
OF angling parties that include lady
members. On seeing an American party
Of three gentlemen and two ladies, old
Louis remarked "Doze chentlemans
amt get much fish, den. No Dey's
nice, de ladies is-mebby? i don't know
but in camp? No 90, Dass so. One
tahm I'll go up wiss five lady and seven
chentlemans. De chentlemans was boss
dat trip? No-o-o-nevare! All de tahm,
all de tahm, doze lady boss dat camp.
Keep me oookin', cookin', and nossin' Is
cook right. In de mawnin' first ting,
got to bring coffee in de tent before doZe
lady ees get up. Louis, you wash your
hands?' doze lady ees ask. What dey
tink? Mebby boil my hands before
mex dat coffee! No-o-O-dass so, | amt
boil em any. All de tahm, all de tahm,
doZe chentemans watch for do something
dey think doze lady want-and doe lady
amt care one bit-all de tahm doze lady
want what amt dere. You thinks de
chentlemans get out for fish early,
early? No, baptsun-doze lady not
make YER good fshin'. Den Louis he's
blame. Eskimo Joe laugh when I'll tol
him bout dat He's want Cor go viss
lady party. Mebby he's Ike for wash
hissef two-tree-four tahm in one day.
Sapree-dass fool way for waste soap"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
HaDpy Baby!

Because he is healthy. There is no baby
comfort but in health. There is no baby
beauty but in health.
All his comfort is from fat, and most of
his beauty. Fat is almost everything to
him. That is why babies are fat. 1t is
baby's wealth, his surplus laid by. What
he does not need for immediate use he
tucks under his velvet skin to cushion him
out and keep the hard world from touching
him.
This makes curves and dlmples. Nature
is fond OF turning use into beauty.
All life inside; all fat outside. He has
nothing to do but to sleep and grow.
You know all this-at least you feel 1t.
When baby is plump you are as happy as
he is. Keep him So
But what II the fat Is not there? Poor
baby! we must get ii there. To be thin for
a baby, is TO lose what belongs to him.
Why should the little mortal begin his life
with suffering!
Go to your doctor Don't be dosing your
baby when all he needs is a little manage
ment.
little book on CAREFUL LIVING, of in
finite value, will be sent free IL you write
for 1t to Scott & Bovine, Chemists. 132 South
Fifth Avenue, New York.
Scott's Emulsion Of cod-liver oil, at any
drugstore. 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
Rescued from the Depths of Misery.

The misery endured by unfortunates whose
livers are derelict in duty is unspeakable. Sick
headaches, nausea, costiveness, disorder of the
digestive apparatus heartburn, vertigo, unrest
sourness Of the breath, uneasiness beneath the
short right ribs and right shoulder blade, tickle
appetite, ARE among the hateful indicia of bilious.
ness, which. however, speedily vanish when Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is employed as regu-
lator. Most effectuallyis its work OF disciplin-
ing carried out, as a complete renewal OF the di-
gestive, secretive and evacuative functions salts
factorily proves. In OF malarial disease the
liver Is the principal gland involved and for NAL.
aides OF a malarial type Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters is an absolute specific. AS laxative
painless but effective-it is unrivalled, and it is
an admirable preventive of chronic kidney
tonic and corrective.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
THERE is BUT
ONE VOICE

In the unanimous shout Of the thou
sands who use DR.. Whites Pulmon-
aria. It proves that this medicine
has many warm friends and admir-
ers among all classes and ages. Old
and young alike, shout its praises
and declare it the greatest cough
remedy on earth. It cures Cough
in less time than any other remedy.
It cures Group in q few minutes.
It cures Whooping Cough in ten
days. It is the only remedy that
will cure Consumption. It is harm
less and pleasant to take. It costs
Is cts, 80 cts. and 81 per bottle, and
every bottle is warranted.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
Carefully Addressed.

1t is always well TO be careful in the
matter of addresses, but that there is
such a thing as be ng overpar ticular is
shown by the letter which was sent not
long since 10 the cook of a gentleman
living at Newton, Massachusetts
The cousin Of the cook, who had been
but short time in this country, came to
visit her, and on going away, promised
to write soon. He evidently looked
about him carefully il order that he
might fix in his m nd the location of the
house where she was living, for in due
time arrived letter addressed to:
MISS HANNAH REARDON,
At Mr.. Ms,
Private Way,
Dangerous Passing,
NEWTON, MASS.
The let CT was duly delivered.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

THE belle of Charlotte, fashion.
able summer resort near Rochester,
y. Y, was recently won heart and
hand, and married a dashing young
stranger. The impromptu wedding
feast was hardly cold before the
groom was arrested as a common
sneak-thief. He is in a prison Gel.
and his bride is bowed down with
humiliation.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
SHILOH'S
CONSU NJ PTION
CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure is
without parallel in the history of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell it on pos
tive guarantee, test that no other cure can sue
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. If you have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use il, for
it will cure you. If your child has the Group,
or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief
is sure. II you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts, so cts. and
$I.oo. II your Lungs are sore or Back lame,
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price IS cts.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
The Only One Ever Printed Can You Find
the Word?

There Is a 3-inch display advertisement
In this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true of each new one appearing each week
from The DIR. Harter Medicine 90. This
house places "CresceDtn on everything
they make and publish. Look for IL, send
them the name OF the word, and they will
return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs,
or SAMPLES FREE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

We will give 800 reward for any case OF
catarrh thnt cannot be cured with Halls Catarrh
Cure. Taken internally.
FL. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo o.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

FITS-Afl Fits stopped free by DIR. Kline's Great
Ncryc Rcstorer. No Fits after first days use. Mar
yellous Treatise aud 400 trial bottle free TO
Fit cases. Send TO DR.. Kline. DBL Arch IT, PILLS. Pa
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
A Throat
and Lung
Specially.

ly appreciate what a truly won-er-
full medicine it is. The delicious
sensations of healing, easing, clear
ing, strength-gathering and recover
ing are unknown joys. For Ger
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases.
Sugar and water may smooth a
throat or stopa tickling-for while.
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is discovery, great Throat
and Lung Specially. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
pain, coughing, splitting, hemorr-
hage, voice failure, weakness, slip
ping down hill, where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the gulf of
despair, where there is the sickening
conviction that all is over and the
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup. 1t cures. You are
a live man vet if YOU take il. d
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
First Indian Sig

The first Indian tobacco sign erecte
in America was put up in Baltimore, an
IL still stands.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

If IL were not for the troubles to.mor-
row no one would be und-shouldered
ta-dau
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
| Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell it &c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

IT is hard to get people to look them :
selves sQuarely in the face.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

EGYpT's cotton crop this year is the
largest ever known.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
German
Syrup"

Those who have not
used Boschee's Ger
man Syrup for some
severe and chronic
trouble of the Throat
and LUNGS can hard
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21

The let or was duly delivered.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1891-10-21
AlUlpreCedelteQOfer

Last year we gave ava soYe a thousl md Pr rs OF
Gil ives (ani not ir,t en- allied 10 give salts
ctOnl md We ave ~ ie anOtler contra & with
Cars n T. RE, It Il Co. whereby until
further office furli~h
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
IN ELEVEN INNINGS.
The Saltwater Mascots Beat the
ST. Paul Earls.

The Saltwater Mascots Beat the
ST. Paul Earls.
SPECIAL to the Globe.
SALTWATER. Aug. 30.-The game at
Athletic park to-day between the Earls
of St. Paul and the Mascots of this city
was the greatest exhibition of ball play
ing seen in this city for many years, al
though several runs were made on both
sides. 1t took eleven innings to decide
the game, which was won by the Mas
cots, the score standing Is to IL. Maun-
sell pitched for the MascotS and w.
Burke for the Earls. Both were effect
i've and in good trim, but the latter was
touched up for two three-base hits,
three tWO-base hits and home run. In
the last halt of the ninth inning the
score stood 10 to 70. The tenth inning
resulted in goose eggs on both siGe5.
With w. Prince, of the locals. on second
base, j. Mackey went to bat in
the eleventh inning and pasted
the ball over the left field
fence for home run. The excitement
was great, and Maekey was picked up
and carried off the diamond. First
Baseman Coles also made a run, after
which the side was retired. The EarlS
went to bat. and, with Leitner on third
base, went out in one, two. three order.
Exley, of st. Paul, umpired the game,
and gave good satisfaction excepting in
the first inning, when he was trifle off
OF balls and strikes. Mannsell, of the
Mascots struck out 9, and Burke, of the
Earls, struck out 5. The attendance
yesterday was good, and everybody was
satisfied that they had seen a good
game. The following is the score by
innings:
Mascots. IL 0 0 0 o 0 2 0 3-15
Earls.. 1 0 2 2 1 Oh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31

Bill DAILY, the veteran turfman. but the
following is entitled to the palm:
''0ld Bill was training a horse for an
underdone anglomaniac, and as the
horse had bad legs, it was necessary to
keep him standing in tub of hot water
for an hour in the morning to get the
inflammation out. The dude came
along one day just as DAILY had put the
horses forward legs in the hot water,
and. pulling off his gloves, he stuck his
fingers into the water and pulled them
out blistered. Mr.. DAILY! Mr.. Dalyp
he yelled. you will scald this horse to
death. It's eruelty-gross cruelty to
animals to subject horse to such tor
ture, and l want You to understand, Mr..
DAILY, that think you just horrid to DO
such thing.
.'Bill Daley sized him up very slowly
and said: Young man, you are full Of
prunes. That water is not too hot. III
bet you SO that can hold my foot in it
for five minutes without murmur.'
The dude skinned a twenty off his
roll and laid it down on the straw, and
Bill DAILY put a double eagle on 1t to
hold it down and stuck his artificial leg
in the tub. at the end of five minutes
the young man walked away disguised,
and as Daily folded up the bill and re-
turned the double eagle to its place in
the purse a little colored boy who had
been on the verge of an explosion while
the bet was being decided said: For Gle
lords sake, Mas DAILY, why didn't you
bet him more than S20when you knoWed
you had a dead sure thing?"
"'TWan't no dead cinch,' says Bill
DAILY. land twenty is all I'll bet on my
memory; it's gettin' so uncertain OF late
years. S'posin' I'd forgotten and stuck
the wrong leg in the tub?'"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
UNTRACED PEDIGREEs.
Many Were Lost During the War
and All Record Destroyed.

Many Were Lost During the War
and All Record Destroyed.
At the time of the outbreak of the
late war this state contained many of
the best bred and best individual thor
oughbreds and saddle horses on this
continent. Some of these horses were
taken by their owners into active serv-
ice and many of them killed and cap
tured By the federal army, most of these
that were captured being taken to IN
known quarters, where their identity
was lost and their breeding unknown.
Many of the very best ones were left
at home when their owners entered the
army, and so far as the breeding inter
ests are concerned, they Jared no better
than those that listened to the bugle call
and witnessed the terrible realities OF
war, as under the plea of military ne
cessity'' these grand animals were taken
by the Federal officers and soldiers, and
in most cases not for the purpose OF
using in the army, but for the private
gain OF the parties taking them, and
were taken North to different sec
lions, where they, their breeding and
their history were entirely unknown.
When stables of as fine and valuable
thoroughbreds as could be found IN
America were thus taken and cou-
verted. and their after lives passed in
Obscurity and amid people by whom
they were entirely unknown and I'M
appreciated, hence it is that in the Stud
Book and other turf registers we so
frequently find the sire or dam of some
distinguished turf performer put down
as breeding unknown" or breeding
untraced."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31

two, an then he give S0rter shrug an
sorter sigh, an he went off by the
| lower gate without as much as Good
day to yOu.'
"When tea time come, mother she
says
Enough said about a bit o. gell's
| nonsense:' am she ups the stairs to
Hetty, and she says at the door
Come down to tea, my gell,'
| AN Hetty she says
Don't want no tea, aunt
IAN mother she goes in, an there's
Hetty lying face down on the bed, an
mother she says
" Come child, it's no use a-griSlin'
over split milk; an arter all
A fault 'at's owned
Is arr atoned.
Come along down an let's say no more
| about it,
'But Hetty she says q was atop O. the
stairs, an | heard herr
1t amt no use. aunt she says, 'an'
| you've been'S good mother to me. an
| thank you an loves you-that | do.
But nothin'S no good now. You let me
be, there's a dear auntie.'
An mother she left her, just a say
i'm
"'Don't you take on bout George, pow.
AN next mornin' when I woke up
Hetty was gone, and we never seed her
again"
Gone? Where to?'' 1 asked.
"To Medstone first, an then to Lon
don; am mother could't never 'ear what
come of 'er-but did 'ear she come to
no good
And George?"
'Well. George. he took on a bit, an
didn't take to his victuals as young
man should: but allus spoke him civil,
an when he was alone l said. Pore
Georgeln an Wasn't it hard when you
was fond of a person to have 'em own
upa liar quite shameless afore parson
an ALP An he said, Yes, twas cruel
hard An next year we was married,
George and me'
And | suppose you never told him
you had helped to blue the roses?"
my dear! Now how could l? an him
that pertickler!'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
EQUINE NOTES.

Nancy Hanks has trotted two miles
each in 2:14, this season.
1t is said that Temple Bar can pace
2:2O gait. His owner uses him in the
winter as q saddle horse.
The fences around horse pastures
should be of the best kinds. Poor fences
make breachy horses. Idle horses will
find all the weak points.
At the Bay District track, San Fran
cisco, the other day, Capt. Griffith'S pac-
ing team went half mile i'll 1903, the
first quarter in so seconds.
All the original nominations to the
$1,000 stakes. 2:20 class, of the Ken
lucky Trotting Horse Breeders associ-
alton have been kept alive.
At Ottawa, ILL.,, recently, DR.. Sparks,
2:1S4, went the fastest heat ever trotted
by four-year-old over half-mile track,
and it was a fourth heat at that.
The fastest three heats ever driven in
a race came off at the Cleveland meet
ing. They were in the free-for-all pace,
and Hal Pointer won, YolO Maid second,
Dallas third. Time, 2:1019, 2:10M ,2:104.
1t is reported that the profit ON the
Cleveland trotting meeting amounted to
5000; the results for Buffalo were on
an equality with those for Cleveland.
G. w. Williams is the only driver that
has given three trotters records better
than 2:13. They are AXtell, 2:12, at
three years; AllertOn, 2:12, and Mary
Marshall. 2:12$l.
Temple Bar. that was expelled at
Cleveland, won, among other things. the
premium of $500 offered by the owners
of Egbert, his sire, for the first get of
that horse that beat 2:20 this year.
AlcyOne. 2:27, that died when only ten
wears old, has sixteen trotterS and two
PAGERS to his credit in the 2:30 list, and
the average record of the sixteen trOt-
tiers is a little better than 2:2315.
From a ruling made recently at Buff
falo in connection with very bad start
made in the 2:19 trOt. it appears that
when a professional starter is en-
ployed the judges reserve the right to
protect a horse against start whichis
so manifestly unfair as 10 destroy his
chances of winning"
j. D. Brannan has been ruled off the
turf at Brighton Beach for blackmail-
ing the owners of running horses in
selling races. His plan was the same as
that followed by Bill DAILY, namely, to
go to the owner of the horse and
threaten to bid the horse up unless he
was given hundred dollars OF so.
The allowances for the cavalry and
stud horses in Austria-Hungary is as
follows: Heavy cavalry and artillery,
| 81 pounds oats and 8 pounds hay in
! winter, and 107s pounds o2ts and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31

pounds hay in summer; light cavalry,
So pounds oats and 81 pounds nay;
stud horses, 1915 pounds oat; and nine
pounds hay. The straw allowed for
litter is for the first and second class,
2M pounds, and for the stud horses 69s
pounds per animal.
Isaac Murphy, while riding in good
form, has grown very old within the
past year. We wonder if the gamblers
who drugged him last year have even a
pang of regret as they pass him by. The
true story of that affair. will certainly
come out some day.
A lock of the name of the great Eng
lish sire, Bend Or, which Leslie Bruce.
coeditor of the american Stud Book"
brought home with him as one of the
most priced trophies of his recent trip
to England, is pale chestnut in color,
and almost as fine as lock cut from
woman's head. Indeed, almost any one
would be deceived by it. The Duke of
Westminster was offered 100000 for
Bend Or. who is the sire of Ormond,
the great horse sold to go to South
America for $4,000. Bend Or's stud
services are valued at $50 guineas sea-
son for each mare, and his book is al
ways full year ahead.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
IF HORSES COULD TALK
These Are the Things They Would
Probably Say.

Don't hitch me to an iron post or rail-
ing when the mercury is below freezing.
Don't compel me to eat more salt than
want by mixing it with my oats. l
know better than any other animal how
much | need.
Don't think because [ go free under
the whip don't get tired.
Don't think because l am horse that
iron weeds and briars won't hurt my
ha.
DON'T whip me we when get fright
ened along the road, or l will expect 1t
next time and maybe make trouble.
Don't trOt me up h'll. for l have to
carry you and the buggy and myself,
too.
Don't keep my stable very dark, for
when l go out into the light my eyes
are injured, especially if there Is snow
on the ground.
Don't say whoa" unless you mean
it. Teach me to stop at the word.
Don't make me drink ice cold water
nor put a frosty bit i'll my mouth.
Warm the bit by holding 1t half min
ute against my body.
Don't forget 10 file my teeth when
they get Jagged and | cannot chew my
food. When | get lean it is a sign my
teeth want filing.
Don't ask me to "back" with blinds
on; am afraid to.
Don't run me down a steep hill, for if
anything should give way l might break
your neck.
Don't put on the blind bride so that
it initiates my eye, or so leave my fore
lock that it will be in my eyes.
Don't be so careless of my harness as
to find a great sore on me before you
attend to it.
DON'T leave me to some blockhead
that mas less sense than l have.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
THEIR MOTHER.

My boy sat looking straight into the Goals
From his stool at my foot one day,
And the freight FURNISHED the curly head
And painted the cheeks with dash of red,
And Frightened his eyes, as he said,
Iu his most confidential way:
Mamma, 1 think, when I'm grown-up
nan,
I shall have just two little boys"
i smiled-he was siX?-but he did not see.
And | said, why, yes, how nice that will be
But if one were girl, it seems to me,
Itwould add to your household joys
"Well-yes,' refeetively, that would be
nice.
And I'll tell you what I'll do:
I'll name one Robbie, for me, you know"
Then the bright eyes shone with deeper
glow,
'And there's just the two of us now, and Sc
I'll name the girl Annie, for YOU
'But how would their mother like thatr' ]
asked,
do you think that she would agree
For both of us to have names, while she had
none
With the mystifed, puzzled look of one
Wholly bef0gged. said my logical son,
Their mother? Why, who is she?'
Good Housekeeping.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-31
Snrans nf Snort.

The Juniors defeated picked nine from
the Bohn Manufacturing company yesterday
by a score of 8 to J. The defeated nine got
but one hit and three bases on balls Off
Hawks. The batteries were Jahnke and
Starkey for the Bohn Manufacturing COM
pany, and Hawkes. and Seeger for the Juni-
ors. Hawks struck ont sixteen.
The Unions defeated the Mascots by a
score of to Z. The battery for the Unions
was Henderson and Redington; for the Mas
cots, Thauwald and Hayek. The features of
the game were the batting of Doyle and the
playing of Haag at second base. II
The Keystones defeated the Stripes by a
score OF II to .. The feature of the game was
the pitching Of Rouleau, he striking out ff-
teen men. Next sunday the KeYstOnes viii
cross bats with the Tam O'Shanters for so a
side.
The Clippers defeated the Sentinels by a
score Of to g. The feature of the game was
the pitching of Troy, he striking out nine
teen men.
The Northern Pacifics defeated the Metro
politans by score of Ii to z. Speer, of the
n. P's, struck out fourteen men.