The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1891-04-02

fHNANa
We meet. a-I Good News.
MorHKns AND SONS.
Fond Mosher---Di YOU have a mic,
time AZ ycuF little friend'sl
Small Son Not very. His mothe
was hangin' round most Of tn day.
lGood News
GOOD REASON.
= oyou haven't made smudger YOU
Partner after an, eh m
" No, and III tell you why. smudgei
was engaged 70 my wife before married
her, and ! don't believe in becoming toe
friendly with man who has proved
himself 20 be more wide awake than
am. r. Fllegende Blaetter.
Il DEFiED THE INSECT.
To- some pungeSt rerarks Of profcs.
slonal brother, Western lawyer began
his reply as follows,
May il please this Court-RestinC
upon the couch Of republican equality
as do, covered with the blanket Of con.
sttutloOal panoply as | am, and pro.
tected BY the ggis OF American liberty
as feel myself to be, despise the
buzzing OF the professional insect who
has just sat down, and defy his futile at
tempts % penetrate, with his puny sting,
the intarttices Of my impervious cover
ing [Drygoods Chronicle.
TOO MUCH TEMPTATION.
Fangle That man Briggs you intro
duced TO me 49,
Cumso-Wellg
Fangle -Ifyou remember you said you
would trust him with million without
the least anxiety.
Cumso-Y Yes, that is what | said.
Fangle--Well, he has stolen my UNI.
brella.
cumSo Well, I didn't say I'd trus.
him that far, did r. THE Continent.
WRITE ADVICE.
81 have started to work on a five.act
play, said the reporter who writes badly
to the city editor, ''but | don't know
whether TO finish 1t or mott
Finish It by all means, was the reply.
"You can't get too much exercise in
penmanship. ~ Washington Post.
4 WISE NEIoHBoR.
Small Boy Mamma, may go skating
on the lake.
Fond Mamma--No; dear. You are too
careless with your precious little life.
"Oh, III come back safe. Just ask
our new ncighbor. He'll tell you you
needn't be afraid on my account
We'll, declared What does he know
about itg'
II don't know; but be said only yes.
terday, ! wasn't born to be drowned
NUT AS FOR NE.
Some might praise her starry eyes,
Some her lips OF golden hair;
some might land herIto the skies
For her dimpled faAeel 50 fair;
Bone might Yaunt III Grecian nose,
Of her datpty, shelklikc ear,
Dr. her statuesque fepbse;
But for me, who've had to hear
All her endless clack and din.
/ can only praise her chinl
New York Herald
A DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT.
"Have you read my last novel, my
lear friend9r
Certainly
Well, and how did you like itgn
81 laid the book down with the
reatest satisfaction. DRY Goods
hronicle.
HIS SIDE.
Mendicant-Please, mister, gimme ten
ents. -
Tragedian Ranter with dignity
Dung man, cross over TO the opposite
de Of the street. am working this
de myself -[Munsey's Weekly.
Mr.. Sims PRECAUTIONS.
''Isn't that chollie Slim in the win
1wf'
Eyes. What on earth has he got on
Paper weight, I guess. This is a
~ windy morning. ~ Brooklyn Life.
a COMING PABAoRAPHER.
Gather, do people buy .nufr,
Yes, my child; why do you askg" !
Wei, then, why do people say they
Father (aside)- THANK heaven. there /
likely to be one genius IN my family. q
THE WORSE CASE on ICE. I
sanso--I see an account in this paper Z
a man eating ten pounds OF ice. D
the worse case Of cold y
It I've ever heard Of. n
HEAvg STRAIN on HER VOICE. a,
'Please don't talk to me. I'm saving n
voice FOR the opera. "a
Why, are you TO singYr =,
30. I'm to be in one offthe boxes 5,
Harper Bazaar. o,
RAISED THE WIND. =
.enderman-Wcll, Mr. Richspouse
yoa speak to your wife about that M
ney wantedl You said you could at
e the wind ia that way. tn
I did but that's ca
.end,sman-What's alll as
wlndi oil,
Vi
Alaska Mosquitoes. -,
hough Alaska is a cool place Il viii y"
cr become q popular summer resort on -