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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The First Stop.

Perhaps you are run down, can't sleep,
can't think, can't do anything to your
satisfaction, and you wonder what ais you.
You should. heed the warning, you are
taking the first step into Nervous Prostitution.
You need q Nerve Tonic and in Electric
Bitters you will find the exact remedy for
restoring your nervous system to its normal
healthy condition. Surprising results follow
the use of this great Nerve Tonic and Altera.
tive. Yopr.appetite returns, good digestion
is restored, and the Liver and Kidneys
resume healthy action. Try bottle. Price
SOC. at A. G. Irelands Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

The following item, clipped from the
Fl. Madison, Qowa,) Democrat, contains
information we'll worth remembering.
"Mr. John Roth, of this city, who met
with an accident few days ago sprain-
ing and bruising his leg and arm quite
severely, was cured by one 80 cent bottle
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm" This
remedy is without an equal for sprains
and bruises and should have place in
every household. For sale by 9. M.
Grammar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

The New Mexican has facilities for do
ing first-class job work of all kinds and az
cheap as can be had in any city in the
country. There ls no excuse for sending
such work out OF town, to Denver, Kansas
City, Phiisieiphia or any other point
Keep the money at home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
A Long Line.

A Long Line.
1t is 2,714 miles from City of Mexico
to st. Louis. We have just placed some
superb Pullman palace sleepers on
through line between those two cities,
via Ell Paso and Burton, which makes
the entire distance without change.
Los Angeles to st. Louis is 2, 121 miles.
Pullman tourist sleepers now run between
those points, via Albuquerque and Burr
ton, without change.
The Frisco line, in connection with
Santa Fe route, is favorite one to st.
Louis and beyond.
G. T. Nicholson, G. P. & 7. A., A., T.
& S. F. R. R. Co., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
is the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
uses. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

MErHoDIsr Episcopal CHURcH.-Lover
san Francisco st. Rev. G. l. Mills, Pas
tor, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.-GrantS st. R ev.
GEORGE G. Smith, Pastor, residence G ar
endon Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE HsLY FAITH Epis-
copaD. Upper Palace Avenue. Rev.
Edward W. Meany, B. A. (Oxon ),resi-
dence Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURcH.-Near the
University.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
An Exception.

"Ah, my friend, creeds are nothing.
The actions are everything. We Judge
man by what we see him do"
"Not always. There's the lazy man,
tor instance. We Judge him by what we
don't see him do"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The Kinetograph.

TIC C1eatfes at VIII empty De
When the photographs in use;
The new plays we can see at home
When the kinetopraph's in use;
The dominies will be in the lurch,
For nobody'll ever 60 to church,
For new job they will have to search
When the photographs in use.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The Wicked Boy.

Teacher-The lesson this morning is.
When your father and mother forsake
you then the Lord will take you up.
Wicked Dickey Hicks-Sposen de ole
folks never goes back on ye; what den?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

inc only medicines sold by druggists, under
aPosittVe guarantee from their manufact.
nrors, that they will do just what is claimed
Tor thom-that is, benefit or euro ia all eases
OF diSeascs for which they are recommended.
or the money paid for them will be promptly
rs1unded-are DR.. Pierce's word-fained spe-
fmnn nS,. manufactured BY Worlds Dispensary
DR.; Piereo's Golden Medical Discovery crres
Az diseases arising from torpid or deranged
liver, or from impure blood, as Dyspepsias or
Indigestion, ,Pimples, BIotchos, Eruptions,
!hait-rIeuln, letter Fry sipelas, and scrofu.
Lung ,scrofula, is also cured by this won
derful remedy, If taken in time.
Dr.. Picrces Favorte Prescription IA the
worid-famcd remedy FL all those chronic
weaknesses and di8tress ng arrangements 40
common to American omen. It is q most
potent, 1nvigor4ting I storative tonic. or
Grength givcr, itlparti G tone and vigor to
the whole system. As soothing ueryino IL
= unequaled See qua, nteo printed on the
pottlo wrapper and t, thfuly carried out
Tor many years.
Copyright, 1883, sy WOE % Dis. NED. ASSN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The Usual Way.

Tom-How did it happen that Miss
Blanche refused you; it was understood
that you were her favorite?
Jack-The regular way; the favorite
didn't WIN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Hopes, ITO Century, Ccrihners, tho
NORTH American and all Ctller magazines
bound in first-clpss style and cheap OF the
New MEXICAN bindcry.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Complete Joy.
Just to walk home with darling Kate
60 to church and humbly wait;
And thus my feast of joys complete
By having grace before the meet.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Mere ants and offers are hereby re-
minded that tAe New MEXICAN is pre-.
pared to co their printing on short notice
and at reasonable rates. Much of the Job
printing now going out of town should
come to the New MEXICAN Office. There
In no better excuse for sending out Of
town for printing than there is for sending
sYay Tor groceries or clothing. Our mer.
chants should consider these things. The
NEW MEXICAN is acknowledged the lead.
Ing paper Of this section. The patronage
Of the people viii enable Us to keep It 40
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Stencils, burning brands, seals, steel
stamps, rubber stamps, and stamping
inks Of all descriptions, for sale by the
New Mexican Printing Company.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Woman for q Reformer.

Woman for Reformer.
~ believe woman may sometimes re.
form man."
"You think so?"
eyes; we have no record OF Cain even
doing any more harm after he got q
wife"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Bucklen's Arnics Sslvo.

BuckIon's ArniCA DolV0s
The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents Der
box. For sal 9 at A. G. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Barber-Will you have the rum?
Man-No: Raum, no; this is a shave,
not an application for pension.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
A Dear Girl.

A Dear Girl.
"Where Is that little actress now that
you used to be 80 fond Off"
ooh we're no longer friends.",-
"Why, you use to say she was the dear
est girl in the world"
80 she was, and say it yet. She was
80 dear that she cost me nearly all l
had"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
APPLY FOR INFORMATION
About
The Great Southwest

immigration Agent, A., T. & S. F. K. h.,
623 Rialto Building, Chicago, Ill.
This railway passes through twelve states and
territories, and having no lands of its own to sci
has no object in advancing the interests Of any
solutely reliable information. 1t realizes thai
the prosperity of the farmers Of the great south
west mt ans prosperity to itself also and is thus
naturally willing to aid t. 'mmig ant a. much
as possible
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
One For The Complexion.

OH6 Il OT Thu OUI0pIB1IOHs
Cora (literary)-Let us subscribe for q
between us.
Dora-All right.
Cora-What one do you propose?
Dora with glance in the mirror
Let's get powder magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The Rhymstsr's Dilemma.
1 sat me down one perfect day
To turn a rhyme to June,

But, though I turned it every way,
My leading word vas tune.
And since I've read; it seems to me.
Some loftier poets rune
That runs that way, I plainly see
I'd best not tackle June.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Why Do They?

Clericus-Why do the heather rage and
imagine vain thing?
Cynicus-Because they get stuck on so
many three-cent pieces taken up in the
collections, probably.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
piabolical.

piabolical.
Hicks-In case any burglars should
break in you always know where to find
me! .-r
Mrs. Hicks-Yes; I should look there
the first placed
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
LAND DEPARTMENT
EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION

Gov. L. BRADFORD PRINCE, PROF HIRAM HAD
LEY, ELIAS s. SLOWER AMADo CHAVEZ, PROF. P.
J. SCHNEIDER,
Supt of Pubic Instruction w AMADO CHAyEs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Ambition.

"There is plenty OF room at the top"
So the well-known saying run,
And the SINNER thermometer holly
said;
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Hon. W. V. Lucas, ex-state auditor of
Iowa, says: 81 have used Chamberlain
Cough Remedy in my family and have no
hesitation in saying it is an excellent
remedy. l believe all that is claimed for
it. Persons afflicted by cough or cold
will find it friend" There is no dan
ger from whooping cough when this reme-
dy is freely given. Fifty cent bottles for
sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

A Pastoral Scene.
The handsome young minister found
hugging the lovely young sister is a de-
lightful pastoral scene. p
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
"Dinner for Two. Appetite for One,"

"Dinner for Two. Appetite for Onev'
Said dyspeptic to the waiter, ordering for
self and friend. And suppose he had had All
appetite, it would have agonized him, subse-
quently, to crafty it. O!the abominable pangs
that even little meal causes the confirmed VIC
tim of Indigestion, Purgatory on eath-no less.
Altogether unnecessary, though. Begin at once
Systematically, a course OF Hostetters Stomach
Bitters, We unfortunate with refractory stomachs
In saying this we merely echo the record ex-
perienceof Thousands who have used the great
stomachic to their lasting benefit. For the
inaction OF q sluggish liver, and for
ardy or irregalaractfUn of the bowels,
both very apt to accompany dyspepsia, this
fine regulator is equally efficient. Malarial
complaints, kidney trouble rheumatism and
neuralgia depart when resort is had to the Bit
tars
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Finest and est 10 work in the terri.
tory and lest excellent binding at tho
NEW ME1I"Aa printing Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Modesty Unveiled.

He Con the back orch)-There's a
mosquito on your other arm. Shall / re-
move it.
She-I couldn't allow you to put your
arm around my waist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

THIS PAPER is kept On Gle at z. c
Dake's advertising agency, "a and s.
Merchants Exchange, San francisco,
CAL, where conlruts fnr Nj, ar, tsrny car
be made far it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Too True.

Too True.
"Most Of the literature published for
boys these days is unhealthy"
II know it, but unhealthy as it is there
is no killing it,"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
Left and not Cold.

Satan-Aren't you one of those men
who frequently remarked, at is cold
day when get left?"
Newly arrived-"Y-e-s."
Satan-Um. What is your opinion of
the present weather?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
DR.. Acker's English Pill.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of ap
petite, bad complexion and biliousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

My Exercise.
do not care to run or jump,
But, oh do admire to see
That unabashed, oft arrant chump,
The base ball umpire on the Jump
That's exercise enough for me!
In the Cleaning.
Between the trees a hammock swings
On the lawn at twilight's glow;
Oh, what bliss sweet memory brings
Of the days one year ago!
A dainty gown of spotless white,
Nodded to faultless form,
Fashioned like fairy sprite,
Riding on loves tidal storm.
In the cleaning, dim discerning,
We can family see the book
Softly stealing, with loves yearning-
Gracioue heaven! Twas the cook.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

SANTA FE SOUTHERN AND DENVER & RIO
GRANDE RAILWAY COS.
Scenic Route of the West and Shortest line to
Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver, Colo.
SANTA FE, N. M, April %, 1891.
Mail and Express No. ! and 2-La ly except
Sunday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Hef ESSAY.
She ponders over silk and lace
And shops and shops the livelong day
She wears very serious face,
She's getting up her June essay.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

Tho Ferry Wouldn't Pay.
If q great big bridge were built across
The grewsome river styx
And shades were allowed to pass it free
Wouldn't charon be In a fxp
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

General freight and ticket office under the
Capital Hotel, corner of plaza where all intor-
nation respecting through freight and ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
cts sold. Free elegant new chair cars from Santa
Fe to A,amosa Through Pullman sleepers
between Pueblo, Leadville and Ogden Passen-
gers for Denver take Pullman sleepers at Ala
mosa or Salida berths secured photograph.
J. T. HELM, Gen. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

From The Canal Region.
That's strange, too, said Tricks.
What is? asked Hicks.
A toepath is several times as large as a
footpath,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
The Daily New Mexican
PARAGRAPHS.

A Fair Maids Thoughts.
As he says am an angel, ethereal must
be;
And though l yearn for more ice cream
one plate must do for me.
He also calls me "fairy," and, OF course
have to say
do not care for supper when he takes
me to the play.
And SO tonight | ship him, and then enjoy
A whirl
With palmer spoken fellow who consid-
ers me girl.
It's Often So.
At first sight we loved madly;
At second came a pail
At third he wondered sadly
How we loved at all.
No Time.
He thought it wasn't loaded"
And he looked into the gun;
lie saw the bullet coming,
But he hadn't time to run.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
CLOSING OF MAILS,

CLOSING OF MAILS.
Ma closing going east AIS ESQ
Mail closes going west 7S0
Mail arrives from east 1905 l031
Mail arrives from west $50
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17
SANTA FE.
A Few Facts for the General Infofms-
ton Of Tourists and Sight
sees Visiting the
CAPITAL CITY OF new MEXICO.
TERRITORIAL

OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-06-17

81 will get there if I can"
, 1891-08-05

A Stockholm dispatch says that the
government of Sweden has ordered an
inquiry as to conditions in parts of that
country said to be almost denuded of
young men by emigration to America
Young women for domestic service are
also becoming scarce, and the wages de-
manded by servants have risen to double
the figure of a few years ago. The sup
ply of conscripts is running short, and
the burden of military service falls more
heavily on those that remain. As the
aged and crippled are generally left be-
hind, while tho young and strong of
both sexes emigrate, the country in many
places looks as if the effective population
had been carried off by war, leaving
only the physically worthless.
Another fact hat causes regret and
anxiety to the Swedish government is
the large proportion of the pure, light
haired Swedes among the emigrants, this
being the class akin to the North Ger
mans and English that has heretofore
upheld the country both in war and in
peace, Their places in northern Sweden
are largely taken by immigrant Firms
and Lapps, who are akin to the Mongols.
In Vermland, called the cradle of the
Swedes, the people are leaving in throngs,
and nearly every young person wants to
emigrate.
, 1891-08-05

Some swindler is going around the
city selling tickets for alleged musical
entertainments to be given at Central
Music hall once a week for the benefit
of various labor organizations. Last
week he went to a steam radiator estab-
ishment and sold tickets at a dollar
apiece for a oncert soon to take place
''for the benefit of the Brotherhood of
Steam Filters" There is no such organ-
ization in Chicago, the only union in that
trade being the Steam Filters Protective
association, The tickets bore the names
of M. j. Murray, president; R. q. Woods.
secretary, and 81. B. Doran, treasurer.
An officer of the regular union went
to Central Music hall on Tuesday night
and found no preparations for an enter
tainment, though several persons who
had bought tickets were at the hall. The
man in the box Office knew nothing of
the affair, but said that the previous
week parties had come with tickets for a
concert for the benefit of the wagon
makers with the same result. The mat
ter has been put in the hands of the
police.-Chicago Herald.
, 1891-08-05

cago ornc1ally in a hpstll : attitude toward
the workingmen OF all. other places. ard
the action may create much bitter
ing.
Yet the circumstances seem TO j.
the course of the joint labor comm. r.
Something must be radically wrong Sc
system which makes it necessary for one
set of workers to oppose themselvcs
against another; yet where so much Is
monopolized how can we expect the la.
borer alone, who has no other means Of
living but by his opportunities to toll, 10
be broad minded and generous CAPT
talists retrench their positions behind
business principles"-fraternalism and
generosity are with them side ISSUES
Were the raw materials of earth, as well
as natural opportunities, unmonopolized.
. free and open competition might result
in very little injustice. But as it is
why is it the ethical world asks only the
workingman to be brotherly and unset
fish in business matters?
1t may be that the demands of the
labor committee ave not beer put in
the wisest way, and that just the re-
quirements made are not to the real adj
vantage Of the laborer, yet it is evident
that some united effort is necessary, for
the promoters of the grand exposition
scheme do not intend labor shall be rec
ognized or rewarded "a it deserves All
the work that can be got ont Of the ON
mon people will be obtained at rs little
cost as possible. Already a heartlessness
in the economy Of money at the sacri-
hce of human life and strength, is be-
coming unusually apparent Results
alone will be considered Those who
can come in at the finish will share
the honors. The hard toilers at the be-
ginning will sink out Of sight. Those
who sickened and died in the trenches
under the cold spring rains will be for
gotten: the men who handled
loads Of stone and iron and laid founda-
tons that may endure to the end of time
received nothing more than enough TO
live on while doing it. The works Of
women and children, in whose texture
life and vitality are woven, will be ad-
mired, and the humble creators will be
aforementioned.
1t is n great problem, no doubt, how
the producers of the Worlds fair won
ders could receive equitable returns and
the just honors that belong to them.
Whether justice can be legislated into
the relations of men, or greater freedom
would allow them to be naturally ad-
justed, is a deep question. None the less,
the civilization OF the Nineteenth CEN
tury should grapple with and solve it.
Difficulty should not stand in the way.
1t is "A humiliating fact that is going side
by side with the grand achievements OF
the century's science, intelligence and
skill Ii n we as a a are so ignorant OF
social science-a proper adjustment OF
our relations to one another-so back
ward in economic knowledge that 3
magnificent exhibition of our marvellous
works will also be a magnificent mock
cry of our civilization.
LIZZIE NJ. HoLMEs
, 1891-08-05


l served the queen for several years
and l look back on the experience with
neither horror nor shame. During the
twenty-five years that nave passed since
then the amelioration in the condition of
the soldier has been incalculable. But /
should be untrue to their memory If /
did not lift up my testimony that the
men Of the old days endured their more
Srduous lot with II grand primitive resig-
nation.
They knew that the quartermaster and
the butcher were in collision in regard
to the meat ration, that the troop SER
geant major cooked their accounts, and
that the pay corporal had glutinous fin
gers. Their captain habitually addressed
them a brutes; the surgeon left his du-
ties for days to go hunting. There was
no quick escape for them from those
abuses, for some of them were offers"
and all were long service men.
But there were no professional agita-
tors in those days, nor any barrack room
lawyers "who knew their rights" there
was not a great deal of that commodity
Of a little Of which the poet speaks as
"a dangerous thing" and there were no
halfpenny newspapers. The discipline
was rigid, how rigid no younger of to-
day can have any idea; but insubordina-
ton was undreamed of. Archibald
Forbes in Fortnightly Review.
, 1891-08-05

A patent covers a horseshoe which pos
sesses many advantages. On its under
surface is stamped a pattern which gives
a number of points for the securing of q
better grip on the pavement. and this,
where wooden pavements are used, is an
important consideration. The shoe is
about half the weight of an ordinary
shoe, being two and a half pounds the set
of four; it takes less time and less money
to fix, has only four nails, as against the
usual seven. Being a three-quarter shoe,
1t leaves the frogs and heels on the ground
which prevents conclusion to the foot
and leg, contraction and corns.
The only preparation the hoof requires
after the old shoe is taken off is that the
rasp must be used on the toe and quar-
tiers, making a reduction of about one-
eighth of an inch on the lower side of the
hoof. The frog and heels and back part
Of the foot should not be touched. This
shoe is made in accordance with the well
established principle that the more the
hinder part of the foot-which is very
tough-is used, the harder and healthier
it becomes.-New York Telegram.