The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-11
BRIGHT BITS.

MAR1s-Why is Mr.. Puffer in such hurry to
marry Maud?
Arthur-He promised her he wouldn't smoke
while they were engaged. Life.
JIMMY BR1aGs 81 wish my big sister was a
brother. sister Amt no fun at all.
Tommy Figg-Ain't? Wy, ! have my sister
crying mad all day.-E',dianapotts Journo.
MOTHER Cwho has brought home some fruit
Do you like those nectarines, Bobby? What do
Bobby-Yep. Taste like peaches without
whiskers.-Puck.
DEPos1roR-Is the teller in'
MANAGEABLE he has gone away.
Depositor-Ahl gone for a rest presume9
Manager tsadIy(-No;G fancy it's to avoid ar
rest.-AuStr0lidE Joke.
night, should think he would suffer from loss
of sleep"
"OH, he has all day to sleep, he is serving on
a jury. '-7New York Press.
"MIsHr beg fer q dance, frauleinf' ..sr
"Certainly. How will Ne is suit?'
Thanks. | will leave before that comes
on"
$50 will l. Fltegende Blatter.
MOTHER Csuspiciously)- IF you haven't been in
swimming, how did your hair get so wet?
Little Dck-That's perspiration- runnin' away
from bad boys wot wanted me to disobey you
and 20 in swimmtn'.-Good Ne'cS.
81 NEVER use tobacco No a..
I've never touched it yet"
And then lie took a match and lit
= His nasty cigarette.
Chicago Tribune.
On LAKE HAHRIEr-She (admiringly )-What a
beautiful shore.
He Cboldly)-Yes, it reminds ms of you.
She coyly)-The wind is pretty high; don't
you think you had better hug the shore?-Min-
neoDolts Journal
GUEsT-What, Going TO leave us, dominic?
No trouble. | hope.
INDIGNANT 10 cir 7 hor
the landlords baby with bottle of water from
the River Jordan yesterday, and he charged me
for corkagel--Puck.
LITTLE FREsHIE FIRsTsEAsoN-Ah, Miss Ollie
let me show you my souvenir spoon from At
lantic City
Miss Olivia OIdgirl-My child, have COL
lection of souvenir spoons" from every water
ing place in America = Washington Post.
Mrs. DE MovEa-Sakes alive This is the
noisiest neighborhood l ever got into Just hear
those children screech.
MRid-They're your own chders. mum.
Mrs. De Mover-ARe theYs How the little
darlings are enjoying themselves.-Aew York
| Weekly.
PALETTE Ito Horney, an animal painter)-
| How's business, Honey?
| Horney-Flourishing, old chap More orders
| than can do in year.
Palette-Say, Flake. think we'll have to give
up art and 20 into animal painting, eh?-Hdr-
| per's BGzdr.
EvEL1NA-Come, Chawley, let's go home now.
Charles-What for? Aren't you enjoying the
entertainment?
Evelina-Oh. yes, but it isn't good form to
| be very much interested in anything People
won't know but we are from the country if we
stay until the end.-ChGutduqud Herald
Mr.. BtNoo-My dear. have 6 little surprise
| for you.
Mrs. Bingo-O, nice. what is tin that pack
| age?
Bngo-Yes. Here are the neckties you gave
me when we were first married. have saved
them all these years.-Ctothier and Eurntsher
| How NICE to be a senator
| And serve a committee.
| And leave behind the cursed grind
| OF life in the hot city,
| And HE you to the cooling shades
| OF Narragansett Pier.
| And collate advices concerning the prices
| OF things by Mckinley made dear.
| And there you know the days may go
Gliding by with no thought of ill.,
| With no reason TO sigh il hotel bills be high,
For the government foots the bill.
--Chtcd0o Times.