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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-09-01
TUESDAY, SEPT. /, 1891.

Ka Leo is still writhing in agony
from the few strokes laid on its syn
dictate of swash-bucklers by the Bull
LETIN of August 18th. Until it
ceases these howls of pain there is no
use trying to size up the good the
thrashing has been to it. The big
gest lubber of them all, and the
worst as a politician, gets his inning
this morning. His Pali-road style of
composition gives him away. He re-
peats in a clumsy and dreary way all
the spiteful things that the Others
have said in n somewhat entertaining
manner. But when he strikes an
original vein his "ridiculosity' is
worse than his pomposity. He says
that 1.-THE only man beaten at the
polls of an otherwise highly triumph
ant ticket" was the editor OF the
BULLETIN "in Maui" Well, well,
well Moreover, he was $50 dis
gracefully defeated !" Now, that's
what he thought at the time, like all
the other defeated candidates. That
is, it was a shame and disgrace for
constituency to knock fellow cold
who never did it any harm! Then
this particular candidate "assumed
for the time being the oolOrs of the
National Party " Didn't know this
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POUND NOTICE..

In Office is thereby, hereby given that that
animal will be sold at public auction
ON SATURDAY, Sept. u, 1891. at II
O'Clock noon, AT the Government Pound
at Makiki;
Bay Horse with white spot on fore
head. 3 leg, black. left hind leg white,
both fore legs shod, branded ~ with
Chinese character underneath, also fresh
brand 80" on righ' hind leg.
srn Owner of the above animal must
send in his claim within II DAYS.
otherwise il will he sold on the date
above named. II. KA0A0,
BOG Il Government Poundmaster.
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1t has pleased Her Majesty the
Queen to appoint the following
named gentlemen to be members Of
Her Privy Council of State:
HIS ROYAL RICHNESS PRINCE
DAVID KAWANANAKOA,
HON. SANFORD B. DOLE,
GEORGE G. BECkLEY,
ABRAHAM FERNANDEZ,
d p. r. ISENBERG,
JOHN RICHARDSON.
Iolani Palace, Aug. 81, 1891.
POS st
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Irrigation N office.
Honolulu, Ii. l., May n, 1891.

HONOLULU, ii. l., May II, 1891.
Notice is hereby given to all holders
of water privileges that owing to the
prolonged drouth, it is necessary that
care be used in the use Of water.
Holders of privileges and the public
generally are therefore respectfully
requested to assist the Department
by exercising economy i'll the use Of
water
The irrigation hours are from 7 to
8 A. M, and 5 to + o'clock P. NJ.
JOHN G. WHITE,
Supt. Honolulu Water Works.
Approved:
c. N. SPENCER,
Minister Of the Interior.
III If
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Chamb erlain's Notice.

The Funeral Obsequies OF His late
Royal Highness the Prince Consort
Honorable John Owen Dominis, will
take place from Iolani Palace, on
SUNDAY, the 9th OF September
JAMES W. ROBERTSON,
Chamberlain OF the Royal Household.
Iolani Palace, Aug. 81, 1891.
205 Ct
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BY AUTHORITY.

Jacob Kala, Esq, has this day been
appointed an Agent to Grant Mar
riage Licenses for the District Of Ko-
loa, Island Of Kauai.
&. N. SPEN( Err,
Minister Of the Interior.
interior Office, Aug, 81, 1891.
BOG 81
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FOR SALE or LEASE

.+s . ESIDENCE on Lunalllo
',sss:esS n street presently occupied
: sssgs by MIR. J. A. Kennedy, con-
tanning double plrlors. four bedrooms,
dinng-room, bathroom, large dining
room, kitchen and pantry; servants
room, stabling, etc., on rear of main
building Grounds, 300xl0' feet, well
laid out. Vacant on l4th August Lot
a Joining a00xl05 feet may be purchased
on reasonable terms,
X. |. LILLE,
l0S If With TheO. II. Davies Il Co.
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REMOVAL NOTICE.

~ PHILLIPS x co have removed
- from No 10 kaahnmanu street
To premises lately occupied by Messrs.
q. W. Maclarltne & Co., corner of Fort
aud Queen street.
NJ. PHILLIPS n 60.
Honolulu, Sept. |, 1891. 206 lw
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NOTICE.

THE undersigned gives notice that all
i bills due to them of over six months
standing must be paid by September
Eth, otherwise they Will be handed
over to collector.
A. f. MADEIROS & co,
203 Tvs Merchant Tailors.
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PASTE THIS IN YOUR HAIL!
WHITES PIONEER STAGE

LEAVES Pearl City for Waialua and
Kahuku on Mondays, We'd
nesdays and Fridays, at
$50 o'clock Il. m.
LEAVES Kahuku for Pearl City and
Honolulu on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays,
at 7 o'clock a. m.
LEAVES Waialua for Pearl City and
Honolulu on Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays,
at ! O'Clock p. m.
Tickets from Honolulu TO Waialua, $500.
Tickets from Homo ulu to KahIku, $50.
To be had at the Oahu Railway Depot
200-2w
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Lost. 80 Reward !

n Angora Goat yesterday afternoon.
y A reward OF 81 will he paid To the
person returning The same TO the y l.
Auction ~ Commission House, corner
Nuuanu aud KIM STREETS. 9O6 II
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TIL Il
o ally But1efin
II III Il

Pledged to neither Sect nor PaYEyt
But established for the benefit Of all
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
a NARROW ESCAPE.

We were a party Of travelling men,
stopping over Sunday at Dixon, Ill, and
had been talking about peculiar happen
ings IN our lives, and how at times even
trIflIng Circumstance determines the
course of ones ex stence. Eyes" said
one OF the crowd, Mr. William Halpin.
who, by the way, was on his wedding
tour. @Did you ever notice how partlcu-
larly applicable 70 marriage are those
occurrences OF fate? For instance. the
merest introduction will sometimes de-
eide your future IN that direction. My
own experience, he continued. "ls some
what romantic, and II you care to hear
the sorry I'll tell It." We all acquiesced
eagerly
swell, boys" sad he, as we all became
silent and attentive. lit isn't much OF a
narrative, but 1t is bit odd, and lit
tie out OF the usual Several years ago
was employed at Chicago In large
establishment, and was doing fairly well.
In fact had In measure settled down
for life / was about forty years OF age
at that time, and had given up all ideas
of marriage, and was, by many in the
house, known as the old bachelor
al was a sort of head man in my de-
partment, and among those under my
supervision was lady stenographer,
who had charge Of my correspondence.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

my hair cut oftener. My shoes shinod
regularly, until /, an old bachelor, had
pitched recklessly into love- She didn't
seem TO notice it, and l went on wonder
ing how on earth I'd ever tell her, and
what she'd think of II,
1--WE frequently got into friendly con-
versation, and what perhaps started us
In the right direction was the discussion
Of set of building plans showing this
elevation design and floor plan.
"Miss Harriet and / were examining
the plans and commenting upon their
convenicnces and arrangements. If
hadn't made up my mind never TO
marry said /, looking her eagerly in
the eye, that cottage would be Just my
selection for cosy little home.
why, Mr.. Halpin,' said she, the idea
OF you remaining bachelor. It's ride
ulous.'
II was flattered with her remark, as
evidently she was interested in me, and
considered me a worthy candidate for
matrimony. We were talking on in a
confidential way when boy came over,
saying, that Mr.. Willis said II we were
not engaged he would be pleased to see
me.
"Those OF the employees who heard
the remark laughed to themselves, and
before ] betrayed any symptoms of en-
ba-rassment ! simply told the lad to say
! would be at leisure in a few minutes.
"That evening l accompanied Miss
Harriet to hor unclc's house, and almost
unknown to myself / told her Of my love.
She did not discourage me, although she
said that there were matters that pre-
vented her from talking freely on the
subject She acknowledged being friend
ly TO me, and said she only requested my
silence until she could explain moro
fully. We parted very happily, and
concluded that was highly favored.
"We became more friendly than be-
fore, but did not breach the subject of
which / thought so much
Occasionally would find Harriet In a
deep study, and one noon, after she had
seemed particularly sad. she told me, in
few words, that she intended leaving
that evening on visit TO New York, and
that she would be giving up her position
for good. was ANNOYED and astonished.
She desired that we part without cero-
mony, and Eaid hat when she returned
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
JAWS OF BEASTS.
Queer Ways in Which Some of Them
Are Fastened.

'Jaws are funny things. The croco-
dile's lower jaw is not oocketed in the
skull, as is the case with other animals,
but the skull is socketed in the jaw, so
that the animal can lift the upper part of
its head as upon Il hinge, and so capture
whatever prey may be at hand without
going to the trouble of getting upon its
legs. This is a great saving of exertion
to the saurian, which delights in wooing
soft repose upon the buxom mud bank.
1t was Herodotus, the father of history,
who first commented in recorded writing
this es nrncisding circumstance re-
SO Osteologist Lucas of the Smith
sonian Institution was saying to q Star
writer, and he added:
"You can find another example Of ma
lures adaptation to the jaw to use in the
case OF certain carnivores, like the otter
IA big weasel that has acquired aquatic
habits. The jaws of such Leasts are so
fixed in the sockets that dislocation is i'm
possible. In some instances you cannot,
even after the animal is dead, separate
the jaw from the head. This arrange
ment is evidently designed to enable the
beast to bite to the greatest advantage
without danger that the chewing appa-
ratus will come loose.
''Thc elephants jaw, on the other
hand, not being intended for biting bit
for grinding vegetable food, is an
appendage almos: separate from the
rest of the skull. Although enormously
h avy it has only n small articulation
connecting it with the upper skull, and
its whole weight is carried by the
muscles, in which it may be said to be
slung, so that it can grind back and
forth.
"A snakes lower jaw is attached to a
sort of outrigger extending back from
its skull Also the two halves of the
j.-~- ---s-eoaaee.sl-Ls,--a -l;ry>-.aats.-
40 that it finds no difficulty in so stretch
ing its mouth sideways and perpendicu-
larly as to be able To swallow animals
much bigger than itself. Some deep
sea fishes are similarly rugged.
1.-THE human jaw is very loosely sock
eted in the skull, so that it is often dis
located by the mere act of yawning.
Not being intended for biting purposes,
offensive or defensive, no attention
seems to have been paid by nature in
making it fast.
'While we are speaking on this sub
ject may as well show you this little
stuffed fish, which has no more popular
name than 'autcnnarius.' 1t angles for
smaller fishes with this appendage on
top of its head, which is designed to
initiate a worm. The aute1narius keeps
its imitation worm wriggling just above
Its mouth and, when victim comes
within reach, it is gobbled promptly, the
jaw Of the angler being set vertically in
s sssaa a hes@c BY Simply opening at the
top, gentle suction assisting the per-
Torrance. " Washington Star.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
The Little Dari,pgs' Ide-s.


A FAMILY on Fourteenth avenue il
blessed with olive branches-eight-
seven girls and one boy. Recently n
new little girl arrived. and the eldest
daughter exclaimed, in tones of the
deepest concern: Another daughter
sS m TasnSr S Sd TaaS j. Esp uMRsR
the all important question of the name
for the midget the eldest of the house
hold was heard from again. Think"
said she, emphatically, "you had better
call her Amen. '"-DetrDit Tribune.
"PAPA," inquired the editors only
son, "what do you call your Office p.
"Well." was the reply, @the world calls
an editors Office the sanctum sanctor-
UNI, but l don't" "Then, guess"
and the boy was thoughtful for q mo-
ment, "that mammals Office is a spanc-
tum spanctorum, isn't it ?"-Washing-
tom Star.
A NEeLEY AVENUE small boy of
three years is just learning his cate
chism. ~Who made you ?" asked his
mamma. God" What did He make
you Off" "He made me Of dust, but
He put skin on to keep the dust from
falling out. Pittsburg Chronicle:
= III HtfxRRY-Bo.hool Bo-hool Freddy
Jones keeps hitting me. Nurse-An'
why don't you hit him back9 Harry
did hit him first, and it didn't do any
good. Life.
"MAsuE," said papa, won't you have
little piece OF this chicken?" mo,
thank you," said Mamie. What no
chicken ?" "Oh, yes; III have chicken,
but j don't want any little piece. -
Harpers Young People.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18


Ono girl know who can bestow
On mo the greatest rapture,
ADc yet whose heart required no art
Or skill OF mine 10 capture.
She welcomes INC with Joyous CLEO.
Or. II should away be,
Will always ycarn for my return.
She is-my darling babyi
lips cannot tell the potent spell
Night, noon. and morn there fingers
Within the clutch the velvet touch
OF babys tiny fingers.
A loving wife can brighten life
Z. in the home loves sway be,
Bu, brighter still. our hearts 20 fill,
The sunshine Of baby.
whenc'er a thought with sorrow fraught
Verspreads my face with sadness,
Or business cares come unawares
To rob my heart OF gladness;
III. In my grief. seek relief
In joys that absent may be,
find balm--a soothing calm
In thinking of my baby.
Let cynics laugh and idly char
About the love paternal;
But am sure IL makes men pure
More ht for life eternal.
There's no delight can reach In height
What mine can ev'ry day be,
When can see upon my knee r
My pretty. blessed baby.
-Nep York Recorder.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

She was very bright, and frequently was
intrusted with important and confiden-
tial work In the proprietors Offices. One
evening, just as | was departing from
the Office. the senior partner requested
me to remain moment, saying he wished
to speak to me. After being seated, he
handed me letter to read, which ran
something in this way, as near as can
remember, and il was dated at Dixon,
ILL.,, this very town:
"DFAt UNCLE-I know you will be sur
prised aud veXed at what ain going to say,
but have fancy, and that must be my
excuse. want TO come to Chicago for at
least year, but l shall not come unless !
my fancy. You know have had the adj
vantages of education. but, beside all this.
am thoroughly versed in typewriting and
stenography. l believe you can give me
employment. shall come at once, on con :
dillon that you promise to engage me, and
then | shall be glad to tell you the remain
ing chapters of my fancy. A reply will be
awaited with anxiety by your devoted
niece. HARRIET HALE.
"'Now. William said Mr.. Willis, to
me, after had finished reading, Il have
thought this matter all over, and have
concluded TO send for Miss Harriet, and
l haze detained you to say / shall put
her in your charge TO act as stenographer
instead of your present one, for whom
there Is plenty or work In our other de-
partments l only request one promise
from you, and it is that no one in our
house but yourself shall know that she
is my niece. She requests this also
"After biding my employer good night,
i departed on my way home. / thought
considerably over the newcomer, and
especially at the oddity of young lady
not wanting to be known as tho
niece of rich merchant A few
days later she arrived, and | thought
that Dixon must be proud of herself,
If she possessed many beauties like the
one beheld. We were introduced, and
as she seemed anxious 10 know her
dnties. entered into explanation at
once. found her very industrious, and
in time she simply succeeded in charm
ing every employe in the house.
"Well, boys, began getting particular
as to how / arranged my necktie. / got
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
Bert and the Bee..

Bert had three buckets to bring from
the spring. They were pretty big
buckets. and the spring was at the
foot of the hill. The weather was get
ting warm, too. He tugged away at
one bucket and got it up; then he lay
down on the back porch to rest.
Hello, Bert Suns not down yet.
said his father, coming into dinner from
complaining
II wish were q big man, said lazy
Bert, "and didn't have to carry water.
"But you would have to plant corn
and SOW wheat, and cut, and reap. aad
thresh, and grind, laughed his father.
Il don't mean to work when l am
big" grumbled Bert.
"Then you will be drone." said his
father.
"What is drone?" asked the little
boy.
"A bee that won't work; and don't
You know that the bees always sting
their drones to death and push their
bodies out of the hives ?"
The farmer went off to wash for dim
nor, and Bort dropped asleep en- the
steps and dreamed that the bees were
singing his hands and face. He
started up, and found that the sun was
shining down holly on him, singing
his face and hands, sure enough. He
hurried down to the spring, and fin
ished his job by the time the horn
blew for dinner.
Father" he asked, while he cooled
his soup, "what makes the bees kill
their drones 2"
~uod taught them" answered his
father; sand one way or another God
makes all lazy people uncomfortable.
Doing with our might what our hands
find to do is the best rule for little
boys and big men, and I wouldn't be
surprised if the angels lived by it, too. :
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

There is said to be an old negro in
Talbot County, Georgia, who learned
to spell in curious way in slavery
times. His owner lived in sparsely
settled neighborhood, and he, being a
small boy, was sent along to accom-
pany the children to school The
teacher would not allow him to go into
the schoolroom when the pupils were
reciting. This aroused his curiosity,
and he would stcalthily approach the
door and repeat after the spelling
class until he could spell every word
in Wcbster's blue-back spelling book
before Inc knew the alphabet. He now
reads and spells very we'll
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
Platinum and Silver on the Sun.

Up to 1888 platinum had not as yet
exhibited its presence in the suns at
mosphere. In that year some traces OF
il were found. Recent investigation
establishes beyond doubt the fact that
II exists in the - great orb Of day." as
we'll rs upon the earth. The same inves-
LEGATIONS which, OF course, were made
with the solar spectrum, confirm the
belief in the presence OF silver and bis.
muth in the sun also. LIST. Louis Repub-
lie.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
AN OLD MAIDS CENTENNIAL.

In All Her Long Liro She Had but One
Sutor.
She is one hundred years old, has
never been married, and probably
never will be. These facts combine to
make Miss Permelia Wright famous.
She lives in Benton Harbor, Mich,
and upon any bright day may be seen
walking the streets, leaning upon a
big cane. She has retained her facul.
ties, and remembers many things that
happened when the century was just
beginning.
She was born at Fairfax Court
House, Va, April 2, 1871. She says
she never married because she could
not bear the men. She remembers be.
ing courted eighty years ago, but by
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18
The Difference.

"weIl, Rastus," said Mr.. Freshfield
to tho waiter, handing him five-doIlal
bill to pay fifty-cent check; Il un
dcrstand you have discovered the diff
ference between a gentleman and Z
gent"
~Yessir," returned Rastus. I'D.
gentleman neber waits for no change
sab. Harpey's Bosnr.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

Place some matches in basin of water
In the shape of star, as in illustra-
ton No. 2. Take piece of soap, cut
int tRs R 2R ass se it a int ise E aHhta S
they will fly from it in every direction
as if in horror. If you wish to bring
the matches together again you viii
treat them as you would children, with
a lump of sugar. Dip the sugar in the
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

The present freshman class o.
Princeton College has very sensibly
decided to abandon hazing and greet
next years freshman class with ban
quet instead of the old-time nightly
visitations. Hazing is barbarous
custom which ought to be cropped in
all colleges.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

ANNIE LOUISE CAREY, ct one time
considered among the greatest of CON
traltos. is a large blonde woman in
whose handsome countenance beams
the benevolence in her heart. Domes-
tic affairs and charity work now en-
gage the greater source OF her daily
time and attention.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

THE sentence of twelve months i'm
prisonment passed upon Captain Yer
ney, of the Royal Navy, is severel
than is generally imagined. His inn
prisonment will be on what is known
as the "silent-system," and while il
carries no work with it, the system is
recognized by criminals to be worse
than confinement with hard labor The
hard labor" man gets enough TO eat
but the "silent-system" man exists in q
state OF semi-starvation. For this
high-fed navy officer the outlook is de-
cidedly gloomy-as it ought to be.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

OBJECT glasses for microscopes are
now made in Germany of glass that
contains phosphoric and boracic acid.
1t is stated that with lenses made OF
this glass an object one-twenty-thou-
sandth of an inch can be distinctly
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

REINDEER flesh, which Is said to be
tender. delicious, and nutritious is
regularly exported from the Arctic
Zones to Hamburg, where it meets
eager demand, at about ID cents a
saoupd
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

Four spinsters of O'Fallon, Mo-,
have become famous by the new paint
on their joint residence. They couldn't
agree on the colors, so they decided
that each should have ner favorite
color on portion of the house, and
then they drew lots for the portions.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

The civilization of the hiowa Indians
is nearly complete. Mrs. Teva Keo-
tab, one of their number. in letter
from Idaho, declares that the women
Of tho tribe have formed sewing so
ciety and need a sewing machine.
"These Indian women, she adds, Awill
not and cannot be made to wear a
dress. but they like to see their chill
dren clothed like the whites"
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

JUDGE THAYER of Philadelphia says
that no person can be legally compelled
to leave his house and be treated in a
hospital, even if he have smallpox or
other contagious disease. 1t is the
right of the patient to stay in his house
If he chooses.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

A BEAUTIFUL piece of sculpture fir m
ancient Ephesus has reached the Brit
ish Museum. The relic forms part of
q marble bull, the head being exquis-
itely carved, while the figure of a god
dess appears on the body. 1t is sup
posed to be 1000 years old.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

AN old applewoman known as
~Kitty" has just died in London at the
age Of 104 She kept a little stand
near st. James Hall, where she often
sold candy to Lord Nelson and apples
to Pitt and Fox.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

THAT surprisingly smart Washington
man who swore that he was worth be-
tween "five and six thousand dollars"
and then explained that he meant "be-
tween five dollars aud six thousand
dollars" stands good chance to live
in the penitentiary between five and
six thousand years for his little joke.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-06-18

WILLIAM WOODWARD, of Baltimore,
is 80 years old, which is not wonderful,
but the fact that for seventy-two years
he has been a Sunday-school teacher
is. A reception in his honor occurred
on the recent anniversary of the COM
mencement of his labors in this field.