The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-15

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"BullW YouU 90 thcn?" interrupted the
i1reprCssible Boomerang.
Come along, old boy! I've fixed it at
last"
Thus cried Lieut.. Tom Jones, q. S. A.,
bounding into my room in his usual hop
sip-andjump style, and causing there
by a deep cash in both the chins reflect
ed in the cracked shaving glass of my
bachelor lodgings.
Il rather think you have" responded,
half savagely, as l mopped my bleeding
feature with piece Of blotting paper
81 rather think you have; but what in
the world have you fixed, besides my
chimp"
ooh, bother your bleeding! Just
listen: I've borrowed the majors gray
and the surgeons 'Jalap,' done Uncle
Bob out of his double sleigh, and We'll
drive over to Shadynook and spend
Christmas. Hurrah!' And Lieut.. Tom
Jones, U. S. Boomerangs, spun round
my room as if he had just been pro-
NOTED to the first corps Of the "Black
Crook" I looked at him until he re-
gained pose on the back of my arm
chair, with his feet on the cushion. Then
said gravely-the tone was meant to
convey the most crushing sarcasm:
''Slicer's Jalap and the majors gray?"
''Certainly-why not?"
"Why not? Because, firstly, the gray
never was in traces in his life; secondly,
because the sorrel never would go in
double harness, you know
Eyes, know. But, then, they're both
, old enough to begin; so come, old fellow,
pack your traps. I'll give the ponies
whirl down the road to keep 'em quiet
and use 'em to the BELLS Hurry; I'll be
back before you say Jack Robinson
stared at my friend to see if he was
really in earnest before I replied:
TON Jones, do look like lunatic:
Have you any reason to justify believing
me a fit subject for the padded room? My
dear boy" added gently, my neck is far
too valuable to my country to risk break
ing it for the sake Of breaking old Sic
er's sorrel and your uncles Sleigh"
"Why, they're at the door now-just
look at 'em, - responded the lieutenant,
walking to the window. They're as
quiet as a pair of lambs. The sorrel has
only one leg over the pole, and the SER
geant and my orderly can hold the grays
head nearly still! Come! throw some
things into valise and be ready by the
time get back"
| threw myself on the sofa and stretch
ed out my comfortable slippers to the
sea coal fire by way of reply.
Cant do it, Tom. I'm too valuable
a member Of society to think Of suicide
at present"
Nonsense! Well have no end of a
jolly time at Belton's-raise the neigh
borhOod-skate on the pond-make
floods Of eggnogg- the old 'un-
and have glorious german to wind up"
shook my head.
Cant do it, T. Jones. Even did I
want to ruin my life insurance people
I've engagements at home 1 cannot
break" and looked very important as I
dwelt on this announcement. You
see, lead the choir for their Christmas
practice tonight; I've been pledged for
a month for my Christmas dinner at the
mayors, and I-ahem-I skate Miss Bet
tie on the pond this after" -
'Oh, what head havev' Tom broke
in. ''Didn't mention that? Uncle Bob
says Bets to go with us, and she says
you must be sure to come. And mind.
you are to tell him the horses are dog
quiet. Bet swears he'd never believe
me-"
Miss Bette was going!
Before that young lieutenant had half
finished his sentence was at the win
dow gazing at those horses with an in
terest no quadrupeds ever possessed for
me before. The sorrel had fallen
in his effort to get his leg back
over the pole, the grizzly old SER
geant was sitting composedly on his
head, blowing huge clouds from
his pipe, while the orderly unbuckled
the traces. The gray amused himself
meanwhile by swapping viciously at the
boy who held him, and with every snap
he made vain lunge with his heels at
the orderly's fatigue cap, the latter dodg-
ing beautifully as ever did practiced
sparrer before a big bruiser. The view
was not encouraging. They certainly
were hardly the pair to risk q Young
lady's-or my owp-neck with, even
though Tom was famous throughout his
corps as perfect Rarey. - .s.......
by George!" half soliloquized, II
don't think she'd be safe behind those
devils
"Bosh! With me driving? Only the
bells tease them a little for the moment.
One turn down the road and I'll bring
them back like a pair Of sheep"