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The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-04-25
THE END.

The Lexington Ferry company and Pom
toon Bridge company having compromised
their differences, the citizens of Lexing-
ton and travelling public can now be as
sured of certain connections with the
great Santa Fc route for all trains both for
passengers and freights. Remember this
is the only road that gives the city of Lex
ington four daily passenger trains, with
close connections for Chicago and the
east; also to Oklahoma, Texas, Colorado,
Utah, New Mexico and California. Cheap
est rates and the best of train service.
For information on passenger or freight
rates call at city ticket Office, corner 9th
and Main strests. JOHN rAUBMAN,
Agent.
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YOU ARE IN A BAD FIX.

But we will cure you if you will pay us. Our
message is to the weak, nervous and debili.
tated, who, by early evil habits, or later indis-
cretions, have triiied away their vigor of body,
mind ana manhood. and who suffer all those
effects which lead to premature decay, CON
sumption or insanity. If this means you, send
for and read our Book of Life, written by the
greatest specialist of the day, and sent tscaledl
for six cents In stamps. DIR. Parker's Medical
and Surgical Institute, Isl North Spruce street,
Nashville, Tenn. aug3OyI
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aprllt5

FIN AL SETTLEME ENT
Notice is hereby given to all creditors and
others persons interested in the estate of John
II. Foster, deceased, that the undersigned. ad-
miniStratOr will apply 10 make final settle
ment of said estate, ut the May term, 1891, of
the probate court OF Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,, to he begun and held nj the probate court
room, In the city of Lexington, on the second
Monday In May, lS0l.
THOMAS V. FOSTER,
aprllt5 Administrator.
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A rugged farmer stalked into the sanctum
with a big whip under his arm.
BE you the editor?" 81 am" was the
half apprehensive reply.
Here's two dolars-send me your paper,
for life," he said.
"You see," he went on, "our daughter was
sick and like to die; she dropped and grew
weak and pale, had headaches, no appetite,
back achcd, hands and feet like ice, couldn't
sleep, hacked wtth cough, and we thought she
had consumption. No medicine helped her
until she tried that DIR. Pierces Fayortc Pre-
scription mentioned in your paper, when she
began to mend in no time and is now well and
handsome as rose-put me down as life
subscriber"
Now tho editor Is looking for another scare.
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HENRY C. WALLACE, VIM. H. CHuEs
WALLACE o. CHHES

Attorneys and Councillors ut Law. LeXing-
ton, Mo. Office, front room over the Licking
ton Savings Bank" opposite the court house.
Will practice in the courts Of Lafayette and
surrounding counties. and also In the Supreme
court of the state of Missouri, and the u. s.
Circuit and District courts for the Western
District of Missouri
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I THIS IGtI dny OF April, ISDI.
| SUSAN A. BLEDSOE,
| aUrlSti Administrative,

FINAL SETTLE>ME ENT.
Notice is hereby given to all creditors and
others persons Interested in the estate Of
Thomas Holman, deceased, that the under.
signed, executor will apply to make n final set
tlement of said estate, at the May term, 1891 of
the probate court of Lafayette county, Mis-
souri, to be begun and held at the probate
court room, In the city of Lexington. on the
second Monday in May, 1891
JOSEPH BARTON,
aprllt5 Executor
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FOR SALE.

r WISH to sell my hye room queen <zAaz
L Ann cottage, ON Main street. IL la E1nst
in thorough repair, with good fencing, Hiu
good stable, buggy house, coat house, ,EzssA
&c. and is n desirable place In every partlcu
lar, The neighbOrhOOd - among the best in th
city. VIII he sold on reasonable iermS PIP
on the pTemIaes. nOe23tf JOHN ERS KIN E /.
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PUBLIC ADMINISTRATORS NorJcr.

PUBLIU ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
Letters of administration on the esfffe of
Joseph II. Hess, deceased, were Granted to the
undersigned ON the alth day of March, 1891. by
the probate court of Lafayette county. Mis-
souri,.
All persons having claims against saidestate,
are required To exhibit them for allowance to
the administrator within one year afier the
date OF said letters or they may be preclnsied
from any benefit OF such estate; and IL such
claims be not exhibited within two years fla,m
barred.
This Sd day of April, 1891.
aprllu S.N. WILSON,
Public Administration with the will anne Hed /.
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This 18th day of April, 1891.
WlLHELMENA QUANDT,
aprl8t4 EyecutrIx.
ADMINISTRATIVE NOTICE.

Lcttsrs CT administration ON the estate of
John W. BcdsOe, deceased, were granted to
the undersigned ON the 18th day of April, 1891,
by the probate court of Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,.
All persons having claims against said es-
tate, are required 10 exhibit them for allow
ancc tO the administrators within one year Il ftcr
the date of said letters or they may lie prccud-
ed from any benefit of such estate; and If such
claims he not exhibited within two years from
the dale of said letters they will bc forever
barred
This 10th day of April. 1891.
SITSAN A. RLEDSOE
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ts J.@F. Hassell, ID. ID. S. Office, front rooms
over Commercial Bank, opposite court house,
Lexington, Mo. mchI3tf
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PROFESSIONAL.
JOHN s. BLACKWELL,

Attorney-at-law. viii practice in all the
courts of the state. Prompt attention given to
all business entrusted to my care. Office in
Masonic building overTrigg's store. janlOy1
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EYEnuTnR,s NOTICE

Letters of administration on the estate of
John Il. Quandt, deceased, were granted To the
undersigned on the 9th day of April, 1891. by
the probate court OF Lafayette county, Mis-
souri,.
All persons having claims against said es-
tate. are required to exhibit them for allow
ance to the executriX within one year after the
date of said letters or they may he prccludcd
from any benefit Of such estate; and If such
claims be not exhibited within two years from
the date Of said letters they will he forever
barred.
This 10th day of April, 1891
MlLlIELMENA OIIANDT
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DRS. WILSON & ECKLE,
DENTIST.

surgeon Dentists. Office opposite court house,
over Lexington Savings Bank, Lexington, Mis-
Houri. aprlS
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6be Outlaw Of tbe Ozarks;
Annie Alderson's Rescue.
CHAPTER VII.
JAMES e. PAYNE.

TILL that mon
stcr noiselessly
creeps forward.
Ali how its
b baleful eyes
glare ut me-its
wide jaws are
parted enough
( o S h ow it's
a.al.
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Bad Debts COllecte,

anywhere in the United States.
EUBANK COLLECTION AGENCY.
mch25tf Lexington, Mo.
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FOR SALE.

Having decided to dispose of my real estate
In Lexington, ! offer for sale one two-stOry
brick business house, with two store rooms and
cellars, situated on franklin avenue, due south
OF public square; also my residence, one block
southwest OF Central College. containing six
carriage house, wagons sheds, corn crib and
all other out houses; two good cellars two cis-
terms ana hydrant; three full lots plenty of
fine Varieties of fruit and the incest shade
trees in town Call on Joe Hook, at his store
or residence aprItf
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1891-04-25

AttOrncy-at-Law, Higginsvilc. Mo. Will
practice in all the state and federal courts
Prompt attention given 10 collections, cXnmi-
nations of land titles, writing legal indcntures
etc. Lonns money at II low rate of interest,
writes insurance policies In standard COM
panies, and, In fact, attends to all kinds of
business i'm general. OiIicc over Globe Cloth
ing House. Hlgglnsvilc Mo. npr2Gyl
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w. n. DAMERON. MD.

Physician and Surgeon, offers his profess
sional services To the citizens of Lexington
and vicinity. Oillce, Mcng building. Resi-
dcnce. VIM. B. Bottoms. scpt2Oyl J
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Loans of Money.

We are prepared TO make loans, of Missouri
Trust Money, in sums Of any amount IRON 500
10 $25 900. on long short time, five to ten
years; privilege of etated annual payment. All
ut low rates OF interest on land as security
100 300 3 800 5 400
900 610 $40 900
9 900 0 900 lONO % ono
or any other sum that may be needed.
We especially ask all who want to borrow
money on lands to call on us write us ami we
will give you favorable terms and easy pay.
mcnts H.. WINSOR e. SON
lO0 Main ST., Lt XngtOn, Mo. Ground Floor.
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FDIe BsENT.

I,IIE store room IN Franklin Avenue, which
1 has been occupied by MIR. Albert LOOMS,
lately deceased. 10 Tor rent. Excellent location
,Or good grOCsry store, Apply 10 the owner
Iebl5t I, L. STRAMCKE,
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LOWEST RATES
LIFE lNSURAN

in the Mutual Life. of New York, the largest
company IN the world. on all the new plans and
the most favorable rates.
Long experience in the Insurance business
enables us TO give you perfect safety in policies
Issued by uB.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case Of catarrh that cannot
be cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure
Ed. CHENEY & co, Props, Toledo, b.
We, the undersigned, have known n
J. Cheney for the last 10 years, and be.
iiieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
anle to carry out any obligations made
West y l'ruax, Wholesale Druggists,
Waliing, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
gists. 90 ~ uSS
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
SHIRr .GNSu rms.
Children Sometimes Make Replies That
Confuse Their Elders

From Cassells Saturday Journal
Though not exactly i child perhaps
lad once appeared before Bishop viii
herforec for confirmation The bishop.
feeling sure that he had confirmed him
before, bent over and said in low
tone; My boy, think have con
tirned You before" The lad opened
his great, wide eyes and replied; 'sYou
b. 4 liar
What would have happened if
Henry ~. Of Franco had not been muir
dared asked a teacher Of d sharp.
locking boy The prompt reply was /.
".ile would probably have diela natural
death.
In d Sunday.school, t'What did the
| lSruelites do when they came out Of the
Red Sea n drew forth the answer.
they dried themselves. "Where was
Bishop Eatimer burned tc death A was
imne9 lately wered, In the fire.
" lfilG youngsters appear - get con-.
sldera9lE mixed in dgrsting their
Historical information, their ideas az
gepgrapllicalfacts dlsUlnffequeHtly
~ sity the leGst, original 4 Young hobe.
illl said that the surface of tic Garth
consisted Of land and water. "What
then, asked THO teacher, tlo land=an5l
watef mgke:9 ".tua was tile instant
| rei9iHdtr,
" hat comes nest ID man III the
! st.ale y being. inquired An eXaniAer
Iii ,llilt, wis tie reply. Aske.l Is
give ihe distiueti9ni if any, between Il
ftrt anl Il Fortress, Il b6y nicely Defined
iheim y f3lt i place 10 put luaA III
and = i4ftris iSa place TO put women
ia IN being asked what tile chief
eA1 q man was WlBthpr boy, without
any hesitation, said; "lhe Gnd whats
g0t Nil Head la.
teit.hfr asked very juvenile class
when 0t them hal ever seen 4. MAGNET.
y Sharp nr5aiil 1T once sid he had seen
l9tr VI tleln. Wndr: inquired tile
teacher surprised at hia proficiency.
In the cheese
ANOTHER LAD was asked Nhathaunaar-
Sto4i Vs. celebrity, aid "pafhals iGan
experiences, says the contemporary ac-
count Ae described it II something ID
Put hdt piates dl1Wn with.
Fhc menlbers Of il girls' class wore
asked 4 few questions. One was III
terr3ggted ITS 10 Whit was meant BY
bearing ftlse witness against yo6r
neighbar 7 :. Ii was, said She, "whCn
nobody did nothing and somebody went
and told If It. Another was asked how
beel ten was made and she REPLIED
Buy a I'M Of beef extinct and follow
the directions Oh the Hd.n
" hat are warmth producing foodsg'
third girl was asked. The answer was
cayenne pepper and Jamaica ginger"
What is the feminine al frisry,'
asked teacher Of lis class. First bow.
Hasn't any" "Negtyo second boy.
NUN That's right, said thcmaster.
First boy tin an indignant tone
That just what ! said !"
And now, dear" asked goyerness,
what can you tell me about Mincrvtl?d
she was the goddess of wisdom and
she never married, was the reply.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
THE S0LDIER,S GR.iTE.
The REV. George II. Kramer.


Jtesrectfnlly dedicated 70 the Barbara
Freitchte Post, Brooklyn, y. u, Decoration
phY, lSli.l
ie flowers of rich and varied hue,
So welcome with the neutt Of May,
Expressions Of the coed and true,
while booming In the ienuth'ning day,
Who're can YOU better glow AMI fade
lhail whore IN honor sleep the brave?
Wharr better dNng Offering m dc
iAall on the patriot soldiers pravee
o, who II she who turned away,
HE many Offering OF the heart
Rose days are spent to watch and pray,
Whose thrist-likN deeds bid won depart
From homes whtNe her sweet smile II found
Who're ministrati1ns may SAFE
Whose praise the grateful poor resound?
Her over ILLS q soldiers grave
And there Is one who toils hy day,
And late in 'iarKnpSr knows nd rest
She wellcd-tltch hs went away
10 iiells n war 70 do his host
Hi4br do-ls nome he loved; vet lrft,
HIN ell un'o the milton gave
Reinnmaor lie Of al berett,
Her husband fills soldiers grave.
Now see that aged form low bent.
- WHOSE heHft was crushed M only know
Those loving ones whose treasures went,
he choltest-ehHttered nj q blaw,
Our starry banner hnil with 10y
hat shadpwA shHcklia nt no Savn
But think for This that mothers boy
Is sleeping IN soldiers grave.
While Freedom reiens from sea 10 sea.
And nj the land from war finds rost,
Forget not him beneath III It tree,
40 place your flowers above his breast
where er th'' cypress filings its shade,
Who're strong oaks stand aud weird pines
Whereer the comrades dust is lnIi,
90, honor every soldiers grave
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
- MEMORY or TIL PIsr."
Reception to Mrs. Jefferson Davis AZ
Mrs. Stonewall Jackson.

Reception TO Mrs. jefferson Davis and
Mrs. Stonewall Jackson.
New York sun.
a reception was given yesterday week
at The residence Of Dir. i. y. Mason
in luralemon street near Clinton street,
brooklyn to Mrs. jefferson Davis. Miss
Winnie Davis and Mrs Thomas Jonathan
Jackson. the widow of Stonewall jackson.
The three have been living in this city for
some time, and Mrs. Mason, who is a
native of South Carolina and great.
granddaughter Of John WitherSponm one
OF the sigiers Of the Declaration of Indie.
pcndence resolved to make many south
crn friends acquainted with these ladies,
who were so intimately associated with the
southern leaders of the war. She was as
sisted in receiving by her two neCes, the
Misses Wilhcrspoon Of Richmond. Va.
The hostess styled the reception "a
memory Of the past" A quartet Of cid ne.
gruesSang and he house was decorated with
South Carolina palmcttncs and roses Mrs
Mason was member Of the congregation
Of the late Pr, Henry j. Van Dyke and his
death would have been the occasion of
p0Stponement had it not been for the fact
that the invitations had been sent ont.
The guests Of honor were warmly re
cciyed, and the house was crowded with
friends who called to do them honor
Among the more prominent persons there
were the Rev Arthur Kinsolving, the
Rev. Dr Wesley r. Davis, Drs. Raymond,
dudley, Rand, Skcne and Kemp Lieut..
Rrnmley, y $. n, and Admiral tiihpn,
-. n. There We're more than $50 guests
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
oLEIRED LOIE,S WIY.
Philadelphian Removes the Obstacles
to "a Russian Dukes Wedding.


The Philadelphia Rford says 4 Taman-
Tie episude IN the career of young Phila-
delphian has Just been disclosed IN eonneC-
t1nn with the marriage pf the Grand Duke
Michel Michel0witch, the cousin Of the
car 81 Russia to the young and charm
ing Countess Spphy Nuremberg. Until
about year ago Laurence Townsend or
Laurie, as he was more Familiarity
styled, was a well-known society man in.
this city. He is q tall handsome Young
fellow u about % years Of age, with q
dark complexion and CCar-cut features
lie was mnmber Of the Rittoah0use Tub
aud NJ the Bellevue Hotel his little dinner
parties, at which the fair Sex pred6mi-
tnlei were familiar features,
hbull twelve mouths agl Mr.. Townsend
married Z Mile. AlnCatlX, member If
tic French afst0cHur who, win her
friends Wa II the .imcOn a visit Ia this
country Immediately after the marriage
he ana his brid returned ID France.
where, through his wifes relations. he
gAiucd theehtrrt tothe most select circles,
ultimately becoming acquainted with the
GG3ia llaEe Michel MiCArl0Witch Of Rus.
sa.
lIec0ursepf trNeloYe with the Grand
Bitke Michel had up 10 this time riIn any
thing Dut smoothly, 1T the time Mr.. and
Airs, ltlwAsend arrived i'll France the
grand duke NHs madlS in love with the
Young COUNTESS eUPhN Mereuberg, niece
ul the Queen Ut sweden and 4 daughter
u tlle Prince gi Nassau, by 4 nofgunatic
marriage with divorces tic handsome
daughter q l0dskkin RuSsia's t.reutest
lHet. Iic itl#t u this marriage was If
e"til',e most bitterly opposed BY the grand
dukes mother, us wcll IL Div tile car.
Nltiel However, was 50 deeply in love
that liz offered himself ard the remainder
Of his fortune, after tho eantiseatidi II his
title AMI lands, o theG Countess .snphy. She
accepted
ilicn came Tie difficulty Of the mar
riGSe, EltUrr VIZ ito priest ~! the Greek
Church Maa wauld brave the wrath ~ the
Emperor ni ail the ilssins by celebrating
4 marriage, Which tie ear Hal forbidden.
The assistance Of Mr. Townsend waa in
v1led by the Grand Duke ssIWric' was
successful. Attar no end Of CORRESPOND
enee and tr0nbl 4 probate Of the Russian
talth was found willing To perform the
ceremony for a very handsome eansilera-
tipn and mite the knot In such manner
that il could not be united l,y the car.
accompanied by Laurie, tile grand
duke started from Cannes III France, and
iolaiis the Countess ~ophy in Venice, the
twtt were united. They then started for
England, and there is more than chance
they will shortly take up their residence
~ this country, where, although deprived
Of bis title, a large portion Of his estates
and inheritance, the grand duke will still
be most interesting parsonage.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04

Is always at war with the complexion
Guard against il as they will, ladies cannot
avoid his ldistiguring rays. They can, how.
eyer, obllterate their effects by using at
marvellous restorer of female beauty is free
from all the Objectionable properties of
the metallic washes in common use, being
as poisonless as water. Beware Of couns
tcrteits. In this age of inquiry and analv-
sis, no deleterious toilet article can succeed
sold by druggists Hills Instantaneous
Hair Dye owes rs popularity no less to
to the extraordinary beauty and luster Of
the colors it produces.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
BAD ECZEMA ON LIMB.


have been afrilcted with sore limb, which
the doctors called eczema. My limb from tho
Knee TO tie foot was one mass of running
sores. The doctors bandaged 1t every day for
week, and every time the bandage was re-
moved large scab would come off, and the
blood pour down. got one bottle of CuTI-
oURA REsoLvRNT one boz CuTlCuRA, and one
cake CuTicuRA SOAP, and they cured mo.
told Lady who was similarly AFFLICTED 10 use 1t,
and u cured her also. gratefully acknowledge
that IL was CUTtCuRA that cured me.
MRS. KATE BEARD, Orange Valley, N. j.
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My nose was of n most pronounced crimson
huo, the result of Inherited scroiula. | suf-
Tered uniellable modification daily, and tried
enough remedies to stock n drug store without
deriving the alghtest benefit. tried the
CuTlcURA REMEDIES, and the most iintterlng
results followed their use. l am all right now,
and CANNOT find encomlums enough to bestow
upon what know to BIO the greatest and
grandest gifts given by science to man. Please
accept the most sincere and grateful thanks Of
one who has suffered
Z. STEVENS o'MAHoNEY,
y. 67th ST, New York, n. Y.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04


J, q uisRatch from toronto, ont, says
mat mat William stilt, William tiilmour and
hafles i.9ck wood were drowned in ltideall
lake on Monday week by the upsctting OF
q canoe
The women of all Protestant churches
in st. Paul, Minnesota, have begun a
movement against sunday anlusements.
4 The first attack will be made upon the
\ Sunday theatres
Boys in New Brunswick, n. j., on Tues
| day week found two L. S. mail pouches
in the river, where they had been thrown
from the bridge. The pouches had been
cut open and their contents rtled,
Nathan Bar.er. a prominent citi1en of
Pcekskill, n. 81, was killed On TUESDAY
week. While trying 10 control Ills run
away team hc Was PULLED over the dash.
baafd and under the feet Of the horses
liivc ~ 4, g,na ~ % ha,,s ,,i,osa 49,.
ronae rro,,, s = 10 ~ mo,r Maip 49, ages
rstn1 i, ,,,s q ~ 8aNd peGn ar
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-06-04
THE THiRD PANTY DRIyEs UP.


am the Third Partyl
Git on to my style
Will you?
And my trimmin's2
by gravy.
! don't wear no socks,
And my galhises is
Fastened with a linchpin,
But I'm cuttin'
A wide swath
Right down the middle,
And they can't head
Me Off,
Nohowl
Mebbe am n sort of
\ Farmers Alliance Citizens
Alliance knights.of-Labor-
National-lndustrial- Anti
MISUNDERSTANDING
ProhibitiOn-W oman-Suffrag
Greenback. Frcc-Silver-
Putato-G'urrency -Sucialistic-
tirand-0ld-Peoples-part
But what if ann
What are they goin'
To do about it2
That's what
BY aucks, | have come
70 stay,
And no razor-back y a. ocrat,
Nor slab-sided Repul sIn,
Nor ring nosed Mug Lsplp
Kin root me out
I'm a forty-aere field,
That You kin raise anything on
From n mortgage
To bale Of hay,
With a wagon load
of dressin throwed in,
And don't give durn
Who knows it
] kin grub up stump,
In two shakes Of lambs tail.
And the old political
Stumps has got to come,
III bust a britchin'
Dom OF it
lau hear me!
Mebbe MY clos don't fit,
And my eowleather brogans
lialn't got no shine
On to EN-
But that wont stop
lher kickin'i
And brains amt
In that eend
Neither
All the American Eagle
Has got 10 do in this business
Is to SET quiet on the fence
And watch my
Thrashin machine go,
When that off mule
Tits done seratehin'
His back NJ agin the fencel
Hand me that whip!
Gimme them lines!
Now
Wo-haw
,IpeWllillikins