Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-07-18

How Bowses Didss Put Up Some serss.
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How BoWnUr DidDn Ruf n
pcor,
DO yon pass carpenter shop on your vay
down town. asked Mrs BOw.er the other morn
ing as Mr.. Bowser was ready 20 Lee We thu hop.,
.swhvY" he cautiously sskes IN ,.,,v
.We ouvbt 20 have . -. -.
-, uoof 70 tne
-" men i"e'e Nnere all the Mes come In
with us. bu. weu have 10 have . c.rpep,.r !.
a,
we ~n' en- Il Deg 70 diner. I don't pro-
pose TO pay no carpenter three or four dollsrv
for doing what can do in half an hour. In
tx il myself"
ssRn. don't you rer,.,nh.x NJ. ~.
DOM Won remember thar yon-
That whatY'
in netroi. and Won 81, 40 No. 49, me-
the house down. WIZ
Il did. en-? That's n nrettv warn %, xor -
stand mn there and snini In ths er.t -.
never tiled 10 hang srreen aoor ga Z. a.
second never got mad"
'.I,ut you-you''-- sbe stammer,d
..Notbiny 81 The sar,i 7 49, go
her ,hat u. ma !. .,,a., 49, 49,. $3.50
10 hang one i never cot mad 7 ns,sr g..
saw fy around our house in Detroit, ChsnSs
of climate seem. 10 have h.d 49, o,s.r -
feet on YOU"
but won't Won send nm . c.rc.r,.r2-
Not by a ii,vfulf \ sh.n't 49, .,..h,,~
to do at the otfice thi, Afternoon "a 10 49,
a bit Of tinkerine around the houss n iii -
fun for me-"
He returned at noon having . heavy c.rc~i
the contents he 80, an s.-i ssAeo so0s'
just a few tools. Come handy To- ,int.r
with Ever rosn n,.k. us " 'ns
and do his own repair,ns ,h,nt $3.50 -
at least eco last wear
Well hone WON uo,,t a. ,..a 1880 -.
work. A screen door 10 9 very particular thina
TO hang.
oh it is! You've hung lots OF EN-. I prs.
sumo
Il know that il takes a skilled xorlu.n-
You'd better write book and cali Il What
1 Know About Screen Doors 1 ought N sesi
awful proud to think have .uch a .@.r, .issi
Run right in. now, and begin on he A., chs,.
ter of your book ~ VI WIG S~~F
Mr. Bowser descended 70 th. ..r,., 49,, =.
found four screen doors OF different .,,es IA
selected one he thought would a. AVID c.rr,.a
II up. IL was six inches too high The next
was four inches too short The third VS.
he wanted. He had the fourth one which 80
almost fit. in the back yard, when Mn.
bowser came out to saw:
IF you had first measured the opening and
then measured your doors you youidn hsye
had TO lug up but this one"
''Wouldn I |? Perbaps Won understand
object in bringing up the extra ones2 Per-
haps II is the duty Of husband 20 explsin
every little move he Makes
The door baa g. H. -,
at tho top. Mr. Bowser brouSh, ON, a eonnl s
of kitchen chairs n,.aa .se.t o' eouPss
with nail and was about 10 use The az vhs,
she asked:
Aren't you going 10 strike . lin. .oros.
thereT
For what reason?"
IF you don't YOU can't saw str.ight.
Can't 1? Perhsps arm hind .;
When he finished saving osf IN. .,r,, al
held the frame up to the opening il wss nisis
Il told YOU so. she onie,lv ahsar,as
Told me WHAT" he ret,li:a a. ~ -,
her. do you suppose dom I, lnox xhs - IN IN
about? DO you Imagine 1 wanted a s,rs,sh,
top on that door? II Won know 40 mn.b 90
ahead and finish the ioh q, >""" So "uch go
Mrs Bowser vent into the house and Mr.
would be Obliged 10 tack on s,r,, =, - aaa' ns
opening for all the flies in New YorL s,ats m.
was saving piece of one of the ,thsr aooss
IL make this strip when Mr.. Rouser srre.sss
and said: "PPesf0o
You'll spoil that door Too NJ po-...
Why don't YOU take A niece fro,, III. 49, r.
you had put a straight 40 or a. 80.
marked IL you would have hem ali r,sh, >.
Mrs Bowser. he brvan a. ~
saw, Am 1 a purbinS ehiia AZ .a uosn ms
old, who must be brought /, .n.n =,
am the man of the bonse ,or,. s or
and generally supposed 10 have go ,san -
not tosit down under q bile d,iyer 20 az, ,s.
dinner" ny
But You'll ueyer naka ,h., A.. e..
protested ~ M -
If don't no other man ON q. nth na.a ,rxr,
She went in again and he ssyed on a ss,;r
and nailed il on tbe otbar 49, TN a
it up to find the frame half AN ;nrh es a., nc ns,e
Mrs Bowser reannear,S - ~ inen 700 long.
something, but be rlareS n, b., ~ s.,y
that she went back without a word.