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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1891-09-01

ne JuDllCun LCd ; uO "o iNPNh"' i""'
week, the Lawrence Record says:
The "yound crowd" were in great
luck. To say nothing Of such cal
low striplings as Senator Plumb and
Gov. Humphrey, who figured only
as wet-nurses, there were such babes
and stockings as George w. Martin,
Want Anything Trigg, IL. 7. Dow,
D. McTaggart, Judge Bassett and
Judge Graves. Then there was
William Sims, who has had his ALI
ance teeth pulled, and comes back
to the fold to cut a new set of wis
dom molars. By the time these
infants pass the kindergarten stage
of politics and get through the first
primer of politics, they will be able
to spell such short words as "Den-
MIS-"
Pretty good for Republican,
Bro. Greene but didn't you forget
something? You remember how
Bro. Trigg prated about the brave
manner in which the Republicans
would hold aloft the banner of Pro-
hibition. They didn't hold it aloft
to any very alarming extent--did
they? We don't see how Bro. Trigg
is going to explain to his prohibition
Republican friends how he and his
crowd sat down on prohibition at
that League meeting We await,
with "bated breath" for the explain
alton.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1891-09-01

LAST fall the Eagle declared that
the Peoples party was Democrat
ic annex. This fall it berates the
Peoples party for not doing more
for the Democrats. The Eagle is
hard to please.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1891-09-01

GET up club. Send for rates.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1891-09-01

ORGANIZE F.! Unite +!
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
ONE or STANLEY'S DWARFS.

London, June 27.-Everybody has
heard of the strange race of dwarfs
which Stanley discovered on the Ara
wi mi river in equatorial Africa, and
it was very interesting this week to
see the first specimen of the tribe in
London.
The specimen is a woman exactly
three feet high and black as coal.
She is said to be "a years old, but
looks 40, and is about the most imp
ish, monkeyish and unpleasant thing
in feminine form that could be de-
vised. She has no nose to speak of,
that organ W character being pressed
fiat against her face, while her re-
treating forehead and close-set eyes
give her strongly simian air, and
compared with her the big gorilla at
the Stanley exhibition had rather a
paternal and trustworthy look. She
spoke English, however, having
learned it on shipboard and at the
Jamaica exhibition.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
ARRIVES AT HONOLULU.

~ No Freight will be received
after IL noon of day of sailing.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
|Barry'S T'riCophepOuS.
Established 1901


Infallible for renewing, invigorating and
identifying the hair, removing scurf, dandruff,
and all affections Of the scalp, and curing erup.
tons of the skim diseases OF the glands, muscles
.nd integuments, and relieving stings, cuts, {
iiees, sprains, etc. The affinity between the \
lembranes which constitute the skin and the !
4 hair which draws its su&terapce from this triple
envelope is very close. All diseases of the hair /
originate in the skin OF the head If the pores
of the scalp are clogged, orifthc blood and other
fluids do not circulate freely through the small /
vessels which feed the roots with moisture and
impart life to the fbres, the result 10 scurf,
dandrut, shedding of the hair, grayness, dryness
and harshness Of the lgaments, and entire bald
ness, as the case may be. Stimulate the skin to
healthful action with Earryss TrfcopIaer- 4
GUS, and the torpid vessels, recovering their
activity, will annihilate the disease. In all !
affections of the skin and Of the substrlta oil
muscIes and integuments the process and the !
effec are the same. 1t is upon the skin, the 7
muscular fibre, and the glands that Barry'sl
has its specific action, and
in all affections and injuries of these organs it
is a sovereign remedy.
Beware Of Coumeerfeits.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
STMR. 'CLAUDINE.
DAVIES, Commander,
DAVIES, Commander,

viii leave Honolulu every Tuesday
vt O'Clock P. M, touching at Kahu-
'ui, Huelo, Hama, Hamoa and kipa-
huln. Returning will arrive at Homo
lulu every Sunday morning.
E0 No Freight will be received
alter 4 P. NJ. on day Of sailing
Consignees must be at the landings
TO receive their freight, as we will not
nold ourselves responsible after such
freight has been landed. While the
Company will use due diligence in
handling live stock, we decline to as
sumo any responsibility in case of the
loss of same, and will not be responsible
for money or jewelry unless placed in
the care of Pursers.
w. G. WILDER, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. J. A. KING, Port Supt.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
CO-partnership Notice.

THE undersigned have this day en-
l. tered into co-partnership, under
the firm name and style of THE CRYs-
TAI SODA WORKS." for the manufac-
ture and sale of all kinds of Aerated
Waters, etc.
Signed: JOHN CIR ,CE,
:" SAMUEL LADD,
Honolulu, June 2, 1891. 1i9 I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
HAWAIIAN JOCKEY CLUB.

THE following nominations will close
July 81, 1891:
FUTURITY STAKES OF 1893 - For
Hawaiian bred two year old. A
Sweepstake of $50 as follows: IS on
Nomination, $40 January |, 1892, $40
July l, 1892, S25 January l, 1898.
HAWAIIAN DERBY OF 1894 - For
Hawaiian bred three year old. A
Sweepstake OF 500 as follows: SIS on
Nomination, $40 January l, 1892, 500
July |, 1892, $25 January l, 1893, $40
January l, 1894.
G. o. BERGER,
l02 I'd Secretary.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
LEAVES HONOLULU.

Returning leaves Hilo, touching at
Laupahoehoe same day; Kawaihae,
A. M. Mahukona, IL noon; MAIZENA,,
6 P, NJ; Maalaea Bays P. M; Laha-
ina, Top. NJ. the following day; arriv-
ing at Honolulu 6 A. M. Wednesdays
and Saturdays.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
: GUANO FOR SALE!

% TONS of Fanning's Island Guano
~ (Phosphates of Lime) for sale.
Apply to
Vu j. s. WALKER.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
GEORGE LUCAS.
- AEf-Tsa G.
Contractor 80 & .4sags 6 Builder.
s. -
Honolulu Steam Plnning Mills, Espla.

Manufactures all kinds of Mouldings,
Brackets, Window Frames. linds,
Sashes. Doors. and all kinds of wood
work finish. Turning, Scroll and Band
Saving. All kinds of Saving and
Planning. Morticing and Tenanting.
r#- Orders promptly attended to and
work guaranteed Orders from the
OCnef lSlai'QS SDl1Clted. 81
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
PAINTER!
Read This F! Something New
4hG Pacific Transfer Go.

Is now prepared to do all kinds of cart
ing Ring up Bell Telephone PIP and
you will always find it on hand. Bag
gage and Goods delivered to- all parts Of
the city with despatch. Pianos, Furn-
ture. Etc, moved with care and at rea-
sonable rates. Baggage checked to
within one hour of the sailing of foreign
steamers.
PACIFIC TRANSFER CO.,
1856 3m L. q. MCGUIRE, Manager.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-07-17
Wlhr's Steamship Co. S
x.lssEe
TIME TABLE,:
STMR. kINAU.'
CLARKE, CoH,naH- ,r,
CLARKE, Con,nan- ,r,

Will leave Honolulu at 2 o'clock P. M,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea Bay
and Makena the same day Mahu-
kona, Kawaihae and Laupahoehoe the
following day, arriving at Hile at
midnight.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24

wsshburne, Rep, msiority for Mayor.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
$4,000 FREE HORSE FAIR
Admission 25 cents.
PUBLIC SALE
OF REAL ESTATE.


Pursuant to an order and decree of .th,
Orphans Court of Butler County made
under the last will of Michael Hamelton
late of Cherry Twp, decd, ] will sell on
the preInisesin Cherry Twp, Butler Co.,
Pa, on
Saturday, April 25, 1884,,
at 10 o'clock a. M, the following real
estate, tO-wit:
One hundred acres or purpart No. !,
bounded on the north by Slipperyrock
creek, on the east by land of john Black,
on the south by the Richard Hameltor
hundred acres, and on the west by pnrpar'
No. 2 of Hamelton land.
Also purpart No. ?, containing one huu-
dred acres. bounded on the north by
Slipperyrock creek, on the east by purpari
No. ! Of Hamelton land, on the south by
the Richard Hamelton hundred acres, and
on the west by purpart No. of Hamelton
land.
Also purpart No. }, containing one hun
dred and thirty-five acres and one half,
bounded on the north by Slipperyrock
creek, on the east by purpart No. . Of
Hamelton land, on south by the Richard
Hamelton hundred acres, and on the west
by Tract No. 20
These lots viii be sold separate or all
together as may be deemed best.
TERMS OF SALE.-0ne third of the
purchase money on confirmation of sale
when deed will be delivered and the residue
in two equal annual payment thereafter
with interest ON such payments from date
of sale secured by bond with power of at
torney to enter Judgment with per cent
for collection if made by execution.
THOMAS i. CHRIsTLEY, Admir-
ID. B. n. of NJ. Hamelton, decd.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
RAILROAD TIME TABLES
WEST PENN R. R.

MARKET at 6:05 AN. transfers passengers
at Junction TO Apollo Accom-. which arrives
in Allegheny at $40, also connects for Blairs-
vile, arriving there at $50 and with trains
east and west on main line.
EXPRESS at S:35, connects at Junction
with Day Express, arriving at Allegheny at
1882 A. NJ.
AccoMoDAT'N at 1l:2O, arriving at Allie
gheny at 1885, and connects at Junction with
Apollo Accom-. going east.
AcCoMoDAT'N at 2:35 p NJ. runs through
to Allegheny and arrives there at 4:40 z. NJ.
connects withiExpress east arriving at Blairs-
vile at P. NJ, and with trains east and
west on main line.
EXPRESS at 500 p. m, arriving at Ale
gheny at 6:45 p. m. No stops between
Tarentum and Allegheny.
Trains leave Allegheny for Butler at 6:2 0
6:55, $40 and II 100 AM, and at 2:25, 3:l5,
and 5:45 Pm.
Trains arrive at Butler at 8:S5 and l0:40
AM, and 1880, 500 and $50 Pm.
No Sunday trains in Branch.
p 4 w.R.R.
Corrected to fast time-One hour faster
than schedule time.
Trains for Allegheny leave Butler at 6:20,
s:25 and 1920 a. m. and 2:4O, $3.50 and $50
%. m. The S:25 a. IN. and 1856 p. IN. trains
connect at Gallery with trains going West.
Trains going north leave Butler al 1905 a.
m. and sos p. m.
Trains arrive at Butler from Allegheny
and the West at 9:35, 1910 and 1885 a. m. d
4:45 and $50 D.. m. and from the north at
9:37 a. m. and 1858 p. m.
The s:25 a. m. and $50 p. m. trains going
south run on Sunday; also the train that
leaves Allegheny at $50 q. m. and arrives
here at 1910, and the 1920 a. M. and 4:i5
.r, daily botwaau Rutler and A ile-
gheny.
The 1855. $50 and 3:35 trains run daily
between Butler and Gallery.
PITTsBuRG. sHENANGo & LAKE ERIE r.
Corrected TO fast time.
Trains leave Butler for Greenville at 6:i5
and 1920 a. IN. and 400 p. m,
Trains leaving the Z. Il w. depot in Al
leeheny at 1850 and $3.50 q. m. and 2:40 and
3:i5 d. M and the West Penn depot ut 6:55
a. m. and 3:15 p m. connect at Butler with
trains North on this road.
Trains arrive at Butler from Gree at
1905 I'm. and 2:25 and 6:25 p.m.; all of
which connect with the p. d w. to lleghe-
nv and the 2:35 with the West Penn.
Trains leave billiards at 1875 am 1918 ?.
M: arrive at 1895 a. m. and 6:45 p. m.
No Sunday trains. Passengers with tick
cts will be carried on the local. freight that
leaves the p Il w. juno. at i:l5 p. M. but
not On the other freight trains.
The e:45 a. m. train from Butler connects
at Oscood with trains on the l.. ). Il NJ. s.,
arriving at Cleveland l0:40 8. m, Chicago
9:iO p. M, Erie 1923 a. m, Buffalo 2;35 p.
m. and at Mercer with w. n. y. * p,
arriving at New Castle at 9:05 a. m.
The l0:20 a. IN. train from Butler connects
at Mercer with trains on The w. N. Y. 4 p,
arriving at Franklin at 200 p. IN. and Oh
CITY at at 2:l0 D. m, and at Shenango with
the N. y. p. & o. for Meadvirle, jamestown,
Buffalo, Olean and New York. also at
Osgood for Oil City.
The $50 D. ID. train connects at Mercer for
New Castle, and at Shenango for Meadville
and Sharon.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
Clearfield Township.

Mr.. EDIToR:-Knowing that the columns
of your most excellent paper are always
open for educational news, feel 1t to be
my duty to say a few words in behalf
of the pupils, and also the patrons, OF
Brady School No. g We closed our win
ter session on Tuesday, April 14th. The
highest number enrolled during the term
was 80. Our attendance was very good,
with the exception of the last month, at
which time the measles did much to pre-
vent regular attendance. The pupils
made rapid progress in all the branches,
and particularly was this the case in
physiology, the much neglected branch.
Two of our pupils graduated and will re-
ceive diplomas from the County Superln-
tendent Throughout the entire term we
had the sympathy and cooperation OF all
the patrons, which fact did much to aid us
our work. Taking the term as whole,
believe that it has been grand success.
wish to extend my sincere thanks to my
pupils for their untiring industry in their
work and for the kindness which they have
at all times shown to me. Also the
patrons for their hearty cooperation, and
good will toward the work done. Wishing
both long and prosperous life.
l am very truly,
W. p. S., Teacher.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
West Sunberry.

Mr.. CrrzEr.-ihav gal Merinda that's
purity smart in book larnen an SO me an
the old woman thot we he'd better send
hur tn skool. So we commenced looken
round fur good skool an setteled on Sun
berry.
So we thot we would muve up there an
rent house til We would git one bilt, an
edecate Merinda.
So we muved to Sunberry an sent
Merinda tn skool an it beats all how that
gal takes on larnen in that skool. Its
number one skool an hes the best kind ov
teechers, but whot beats me the worst IL
the citizens don't pear tu hey no bisness
in them sum how. They amt enterprisen
enuff fur me The store keepers don't
keep whot you wont, they always say Its
out tn the station. / beleave the station
would be good place tn live, you could
git everything you wonted.
An another thing they don't fix up the
streats mise. Sum ov the streats hev good
walks, but there is lots ov rubbish layen
round that OF IN be piled up an burnt. An
lots ov old bord fences round the lots that
OF tn be burnt tn, an the yards fixed up
sum.
One day thot would walk round
through the town an see how it looked an
see IL / could find mise place tn bid.
walked down name streat an come tn q
emty lot but there was blacksmith shop
along sid il an / didn't like that, think
sich shops OF tn be back on the allies an
not on the name streat. Then ! como tn
two more lots Int they was used fur a
dumpen ground, fur logs an brush an old
tin cans an sich stuff an didn't spose they
could spare them. So went over tn beveI
streat an found one Mise house, the only
Mise one in town an the man was fixen up
his yard Mise an maken it look like a yard
OF tn look. An axed him if he wornt
afrade ov the cows an hogs destroyer 1t,
but he sed that Mr.. Council he'd passed a
law that cows an hogs he'd tn be kept up.
An sed hoped the rest would tear down
sum ov these old rotten fences an fix up
these yards an make them look like some
body lived there. Then went on tn
where they was bilden big house an
axed the men what they was bilden an
they sed it was gospel mill an sed i thot
it looked as mutch like mill as anything
else but thot it looked funny tn put an
elevator on the corner. But they sed that
was modern arkitecter. An thot it was
kind ov funny to bid a house with one
corner modern arkitecter and the rest old
fassion.
Wei couldn't fine no emty lot on bever
streat unles they open the streat out
through Mr.. Andy's farm tn the Euclid
rode, an lay off sum more lots. That's
what want Mr.. Andy tn d1 but he don't
want the town tn git any bigger. An
tole them il they opened that streat up
would bid good house an fix up mise
ward an edecate Merinda but don't no
wheather they will do it or not
HAY SEED.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
Application for Charter.

Notice is hereby given that an application
Will be made 10 The Governor of Pennsylvania
on the !2th day OF May, 1891, by Martin Wahl
Andrew Wahl, William Bishop. A. Il. Wahl and
Edward Dumbach under the act OF assembly
entitled An Act TO irovide for the Incorpora.
tion and Regulation OF certain Corporations.
approYed April 18th, 1914. and the supplements
thereto, for the charter OF an intended corpora.
tlon TO be called the Evans City Water Com
pany, the character and OBJECT OF whicII is 70
supply water 10 the public In the borough OF
Eyansourg. Butler county, Penna. and vicinity
ana .or this parpose 10 have. possess and enjoy
all the rights, BENEFITS and privileges OF said act
OF assembly ana supplements thereto.
W. IA. LUsk solicitor,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
Far-Reaching DenevoIence.

Average World Reformer-We are
going to have another great meeting to-
night to protest against English tyr
rany in Ireland, Russian tyrrany in Po-
land, Turkish tyrrany in-some place
or other, forget the name; and to pro-
test in the name of the Christian world
against the cruel treatment of mission
aries in China. Can't you come?
Everyday Citizen-Very sorry, but
promised TO go around this evening and
help relieve the necessities of some
poor families in the street back of your
residence.-N. Y. Weekly.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24

fhe windows were all decked out very gay
70 catch peoples eyes as they passed that way,
And the doors so big were swung open wide
Multitudes of buyers TO invite inside
Hut the crowd went past In O surging throng
Thourh Il looked in the store, 1t didn't look
long
And the merchant stared In blank surprise
put he didn't think he needed to advertise
From the daily press solicitors came
And offered to spread his dry Uoods fame,
And they argued long and they argued late
But they couldn't induce him TO speculate
Said he: Some lunatics try that trick
But fools and their money are parted quick
lam not so silly as you surmise
And haven't any need TO advertiseF
90 the days went on and the weeks as well
And the stock somehow didn't seem to SELL
Though fhe statesmen stood by the counters
wide,
Each one with his hands down by his side.
The dust settled over the piled up shelves,
While the cash boys .whistled to please them
selves.
And the goods In the store were marked with
files
But the owner didn't need to advertise.
When passed that way just q week ago
A neighoor related a tale OF voc.
The shutters we're up in the dry goods store
And the shorir had put his seal on the DOOR
The clerks and the statesmen had gone else'
where
And the cash hoys whistle In the country sir.
In premature grave the merchant lies
SO he hasn't any need 10 ADVERTISED
The Kings Jester.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
EMBRACE THE OPPORTUNITY!
Time Is Precious.
Never mind the picture, Go t
once and see IIuseltons
new and attractive
styles in Footwear.
We kncw that a good article which
.rives the huxsr bic dollars worth

dollar bring him beck and that's the
o our increasing business
footwear Our
Spring Stock sparkles with advantages o you.
Ladies' Fine Shoesfne and styles ST. 2 grand at 81 5
what
this that worth 81 and selling 81 50
50 aad every than
socad marked down shoes so 1t dishonest business and
AMI oil public.
Ladies' Lace ShoePatent Tips Cloth Tops also Button Shoes with
Cloth Tops lasts quite the style Patent
Calf DoDgoa Top shoe showing of these
have patent calf quarters
Ladies' and Slippers can't b equaed
Of and prices soc ST. Sl25
Spring Children Button
Shoes ST. and $125; infants Csc, Soc
elegant styles and best of goods
all
Congress- stylish ST. IL; then
those fine lines s25 $780, 50 and s250 You
this
Mems English Cordovan Kangaroo Casco Calf made
all the improved lasts, plain and tip. all widths.
Look stock of Brogan Pow Shoes Ceedmoo Box
ST. 81 81 They dndies fooshness tell
ing you s27o will sell 50.
sell you $l50 These prices
leading leading
fail aud We will
C. HUSELTON, log n Main Butler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
More Disorder in the Coke Region.

Forty-sight hours after the troops were
withdrawn from the coke region, the
strikers again began making trouble.
There was rioting at Leisenring, Kyle
and Leith last Saturday, and the Sheriff Of
Fayette county tslsgrapbed Gov. Psttison
that he and his deputies had been assault
ed and driven away, and asked for militia,
and the company ct Uniontown was put
under arms and ordered to report to the
Sheriff.
While the Sheriff was evicting Andy
Dunsko at Leith, Monday, he was set
upon by women and driven of, SO he
hastily sent for the company Of troops at
Uniontown, but the women got scared at
the prospect and hastily moved the goods
out the house themselves.
At the Adelaide coke works in Fayette
county Wednesday, the strikers resisted
the removal Of their goods from the com
pany's houses; both sides began firing and
two women who ran between thcm we're
Is 23J,07o or 2ss per cent Of or entire
population live in large towns and cities.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
Donestic RIiss.

Slowboy-Ah, Duffer, my boy, you
are lucky dog. | didn't mean to spy
on you, but l couldn't help seeing your
charming wife with her arms around
your neclx-a perfect picture Of domestic
Joy. 1 assure you it was affecting.
Duffer-You think so? Well, so does
my pocketbook. My wife, Slowboy,
hugged an Easter bonnet out of it.
Chicago Times.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
FRIDAY. APRIL "a. 1891.


sr,ecrrrrIos-Inside the county Si.o per
vesr' n advance outside the county. y per
wear In advance. .,.a ., zach
.,,hseouent inssrtton 70 cents each Auditors
and divorce notices . each. executors and "a a.
rninisfrafors' notices - each. estrAy sno ois
aoinri On notices q each. Reading notices 10
Cents q iins fcs nrse and cents for each suosT
auent insertion. Notices among local nsssn.
ffems Is cents . line foe each insertion Oo.x x
aries, cards Of thanks. resolutions iS oi 49, ~
notices Of feet1vab and fsirs, ETC.. inserted ~
the rate OF eenfs nne. money 70 sccorps q nps
Rates for standing cards ana )oo "ofk On
application
OSrssS VI Vhfch afe sent 70 citizens Of the
cr1 crptv Wno aro not SubocFibers and their sub
sscur1ntion . respectfully solictted.
s1Ibecffbers W1Il 20 us : favor BY sending ~
the nsmeo q thelr nsfghbors, not now taking Q
county paper.
An communicakions intended for publication
IN this papR nustbe accompanied BY the real
name oz The vYitsg, nct fog publication but -
3 guarantee Of good faith,
Marriage end dsakh n0ticss must b accom-
panied By rsspoodbas name.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1891-04-24
Good Advice.

Captain-My man, l wouldn't ship on
this voyage, if were you.
Sailor-Why not? Amt ] all right?
Captain-Yes, but You are too fat.
Sailor-What if | am? ] can handle a
rope as well as q thin man.
Captain-Yes, yes, but we are bound
for the Cannibal islands. - Yankee
Blade