New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-19
The TALK or THE DAY.

man Win las bccn ANNOYED for wears BY the FAC
that one side of his msache grows about twice a. ia'
a, the other side, claims 10 have found an explanation
in the circumstance that he sits all day at his desk
with one side of his turned 10 WINDOW the hght
from which stimulates the growth OF the hair on that
side OF his face.
one OF George Uashlngton'S copy books has been
found AT Mount Vernon. 1t shows that when George
dropped ploch Of ink In me middle OF tie page ns
licked IL down toward the right hand corner instead
Of up 10 The left; This made black comet GarinS
ways different from other boys-lNorrlso"n Herald
II was In a Poughkccp,ic public conveyance, per-
chance a horsc-car There were two Of them. and
their conversations carried on in loud tone. showed
that both were earnest members Of the Democratic
party vt length the face Of one Of them grew sad as
he remarked that Democrat mp ~ his town mad been
having tough luck. The speaker companion asked
what the trouble was Well, he OF the do"hosHt
face explained its just here: Jim got the place OF
collector after making lively canvass and We were
al. mighty glad Tor there amt Neher worker III mo
party than jim But he slipped mp all the same ioi
IN be blanlcty BANKED If he could get olanh man
in the town ter 20 on his bond.
The Detective, >orrow-" What are the findings in
the ca,c inquired detective Of the attorney III
iii=hty little that YOU had 10 do with was the
cruel reply, and the detective went 9ut 20 Sex co"o''
II possibly he might ind it.-(NaslngtOh star
How an Elk Changes Iii, Horns is the title Of
Chronicle II !, evident that the elk was never
cut out for typical Democratic poi,iciin of the
Tammauy school. For that individual does not change
his horns. lie sticks 10 whiskey.
schcolma,tcr turning round sharply Which Of you
/, it that j. daring 10 make face: Al me
six Noung stcrs lin ChOruS)-trcddy Brown, ST. "A
schoolmastcr-Ahi Then You IN boys s'ald , %Os
and be cancd. II Non SAW Freddy brown making
faces il shows that YOU we're not attending 10 your
,lessDns-(pick Me Up.
The Morocco Manufacturers y Socifton OF the Unid
STATE, i, discussing the advsaLility Of establishing
technical school in connection with the University OF
pcun,v vana in which the chemistry of tanning would
be- taught by specialists. This Is looked on bS inc
university authorities the beginning of series Oh
additions la that institution. which IN time VIII ma"s
II the centre Of technical learning in the United states
technical school, says Professor Baker. should
provide for research well a, instruction. IT Is the
mission of all schools of learning 10 impart KNOWLEDGE
hat il we have not got it can't impart 1t. Then
The only way To carry ON research ana acquire Ds
the personal Investigations Of instructors and the
work of pupils what i lacking This 1t Is proposed 'o ~
for the leather industry II the new departure proves
a success. | have doubt the other trades VIII DC
only too anxious to establish like departments. and the
university. if they should be established here would
become The centre OF technical learning In the land
All Hope Conc Kinney-Iou see that fellow over
there Three years ago he writing poetry ior
weekly paper er that he driited down to na ph Ss
was engaged ~ humorous editor ON a religious weekly
Gintcr.-What il he doing now ,.
kinney Don't you see lie Is SMOKING 'is~
rcttc.-( puck.
Al a meeting of the members Of the Detroit bar tho
other day. to take action ON the nomination OF Judse
Brown for the supreme Court Don VI. Dickinson maze
, very s,,citous speech Judge Brown he sad'
will ST beside men great Themselves and as great as
tho.e who have preceded them. The supreme Court
is Al the head of one Of the great branches Of the Gov
onn,ent II ranks equally with the President ana the
collective Congress 1t il the highest tribunal Oh carr"
The highest encomium that can be passed upon 'uus
Harry q 1,,ovn il 10 say that he Is well worthy {"
the bopnr that has come 10 him. MI Dlcklnson pre-
lic,od that Judce Brown would make such ieco'u
that men would point him and say, " Iha' 'us"oo
90, amounted from Michigan Judge brown VIZ
tob. win him 10 Washington said he, "ohe Oh VIC
,,,,ho., tvnss of American womanhood, VINO VIII "e'
noept the sweetness. grace and accomplishments u
.t Ni.bic., womanhood. and who viii at the 10
,a, ron,,I rs here in Detroit, brighten ana sia''e
A., n,n.I in which she moves. The President j. " w
'n,,r,a,rI,tcl ON this appointment. and paruSa"S"'
sinks ont ot sight
n wos i'm a restaurant. bright Itte ~. ladies.
~ ~ m" had lust finished her lunch win TWO sher.;
r. annarrntlv her mother, the QUEER hoa .m marcel
.I,S The friend gave the little giri sna iIt
a. they rose What Is III asAcu =, Wv have H. but
nrcsen for You. dear want you W eIped the
plcS1" amen IL untll you get home Wen, pit 90 The
Mia stvcctly i'm tones that brouehi sun, , con very
. . ~ a dozen hearers" Well. | uianh y dont
u,ucb and I'm very much oDilgeu' nSa nd dollars
nm" W. whether its peanut shells OF taousAu"
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