The sun., 1891-07-16
sUNBEAMS,

Among the grammar school RraduAtes this yea4
there one Birdie ono Cassie. one Godie one Dsk
bic Millie. Zppy two GussieA nvs ElslsA sal
six sussa
Three prospectors in Death Valley were nearly dy.
ing OF thirst whom their mule started Oh his OWE
hook and soon led them 10 water And yet the mule
generally regarded as Ksntuckiau.
An express train near Lin wood. Pa struck traml
and threw him several feet in the air When the train
men found him he was religh,ng his pipe, and vH
angry because he had to waste a match.
-Ono way the summer girls at Bar Hnrbor haNH
scrapng acquaintance with tho young men is through
sham mishaps while out riding. Tho Young men Is
not deceived, and tho intelligent saddle hossGs
beginning to understand tho game.
"A Fourth of July sham battle on the Pacific eosss
aiis.ic beyond intention by tho conductof
. cadet who became panic stricken ran homa and
told the folks that Of the opposing forces had wiped
ont the other ana coming into town TO massacre
the women and children.
These are tho first words in tho Albany ArOut A.
mauac s9I and thoy fully sustain the record Of that
ancient periodical for valuable Information OF . pro
found character at second hand: TO The average H.
habtant Of earth looking at the tky with nat
ural eye 1t to be manifest that tho earth upOs
which he stands the largest as VOL as most imp@
tant part of creation"
The old Bowers Theatre has had more than its fair
share of vicsstudes having been In turn -
opera house. . circus the homo Of sanSunary msIs
drama and jewish playhouse. ilsncsforth. itnto %
deyoisd under tho direction OF the Rosenie brothsn
to German PERFORMANCES IL is being renovated
throughout freshly decOrs'ed and supplied with nov
seats and 10 80 be liRAted BY electricity. "hiian
Kramer the proprietor Of tile Atlantic Garden Owls
the Thaiia, as the old Bowsry is nov called.
Tho antics OF two young women produced conna.
cradle commotion In railway car that was Just eneT
ing Boston The girls managed TO calm themselves
sufcieniy to tell tho conductor in confidence tnH
they believed IL was rat The conductor Rfased 'hs
animal through several ihicknosses OF summer faorA
and when uncovered IL proved to be Paytn' h'.A
Irsubsequently got away from him. scrambled over 'p
bad head of see ping gentleman from Cambridge sns
tried to hide itef in the glass globe OF uanman'
| lantern.
| Tho CITY Directory for 1891 has made It, appe1'
ance and contains 37p.s7i names THIS is an ihefeass
over las; year and the usual average touf anu
half Inhabitants for each name In the p"e''oI,' ~
would seem TO Indicate an increase OF Popu A"o" ~
| g. 500 during the year Tho first DIRECTORY III 80
yort city WAS published in 1855 aud contained of'
| names. Since that time the number mas "eAu" ~
| creased. reaching lG, ,ao4 in 1910. '"."' III 'o"'
800 $50 year ago. During tho last my SeA .,n a.
Der of physicians in town has Increased iio~ .o,.
a276: Of lawyers .2np 10 aO?6; "f bakers i''a
| II2a and OF gro. rs, from 900 10 4e-h ino" ~.
| has thus been mu III larger among po'e'o "n.,,..a
| than 1t has amongt > engaged IN ofa'H"'
occupations. .n.
| The excursion season Is now in foil e'S ~.
| less than twelve parties of over ioVo ,a,v eA' n,
| New ork OF DArEos or oAcuttoh pv.yv
| addition to tho ordinary DAY pleasure oo-e ,,n,
| Lutheran church in town-tl'sro arc 'nmm.,
| Lutheran churches In New Y'ri has H.
| plcuic, Every Lrauch of the EAthu"e 'e"' 'e. I'm.
| Ron-tfsre " one connected VITA nea'' '' ,...
| portant Ca hoic rhurch in the ciiY-'RN '1" 4.
| tivnL The members OF every ponleM s''I an.
| tDwn-tlere are over $50 Of these-Nh'' AZ ' -, a.
summers outing Tnen there are The i''A" ro,s
c,elies tho Tpaerary men, the Tyrone men, W. ,bs
| men, the Limerick men. the Rosr"mm'" "a" 49, u..
Mayo men and al! the Others. the labor 'ouSs p,.
brew ,cro,s. the Frosh Air fun'' '"o 3D..
copal chapel excursions tho tis e"'O' - h,,
temperauc. licuirA Not before, in nia"I S'N' Tn,
| thsrs been "A summer SO well suited to eNe 'H''h'
Ahtsuce OF Intense heat has htd nurh 10 ~ W." -,
| g,ol ,rGcr presc yoi at these OUTINGS m" 49,,
casualties have taken place II Ia tte'ssHho". " :,
police than at any time in previous years ~ M.
the William 7. nrote excursion last shhuA, - a,
glasses OF beer were drank and there was no "e'
OF any sort-a truly surprising record. from no" w.
the middle Of August there VIII be do@sh UT ~" w.,
| picnics and excur,inns daily and tho regular 'n'
such as Glcn island Ro kHway Reach. he non ~ ''S
| more lhaa ,Ue ordinary crowd "f We i'es''' co.
sionis,s abe to get iiins enough from iil OF po,"
for . pessan, sail on the water, aud fr ie" nv.
Of enjoyment by tie sea or at ihe groves Aoeu' ~
| York, unsurpassed In bsaaty ana smoss sna'ss'
pvlhss and yMisL.