The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-10-01
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moSl Hfc lHOsc yUu oou lihe.
- The devil loves to hear the man
who won't pay his debts talk in church.
- An organized hand of girl thieves,
from eight to thirteen years old, has been
broken up in New York by the arrest of
the leader.
= The Egyptian cotton crop amounts
to 100000 hundred weight, the largest
crop on record. The coming season
promises an equally large yield.
= Very popular, very small, very good.
De Wits Little Early Kisers, the pill for
constipation, billiousness, sick headache.
For sale by Wilhits & Wilhite. +
Sixty certs year is what Edison
predicts will be the cost of heating ard
lighting house when electricity has full
ly shown its power. But we'd be glad to
have it come in our time.
= An Americus, Ga, negro has
been supplying dressed rats to the people
of the city as squirrels. Indignation does
not express the feelings Of the negro's
customers after learning what meat they
have eaten.
1t is.quite the fashion now to take
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones. VII
hite and Wilhite sells them. f.
- The Free Methodists of Elon coun.
ty, Kansas, have adopted resolutions de.
claring the teachings of the Farmers
Alliance contrary to the welfare of
Christianity and calculated to destroy
good government in this country.
- Country Editor-Thank the Lord,
to>morrow's Sunday. Visitor-You rest (
on that day, suppose? eyes all ne
have to do is cut wood, light the fire,
milk the COWS, dress the children, clean
the cistern and praise the Lord"
"A beautiful skin, bright eyes, sweet
breath, good appetite, vigorous body,
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits Sarsaparilla. It is
sold by Wilhite and Wilhite. y
= There is post at the corner of the
public square in Fairmount, No., which
gets bolt of Lightning from nearly eve.
ry thunder storm that comes along. Three
men, FIVE horses and twenty or thirty
sheep have been electrocuted at the spot.
Judge: "You say you were innocent.
What then were you doing With the watch
if you did not intend to take it ?" Sam.
Johnsing: "I jess wanted ter wind it up
for him, boss. OATS de solemn troof. T
can't tell d lie if I was ter try for a
week."
= If food sours on the stomach, diges.
tion is defective. De Wits Little early
Risers will remedy this. The famous
little pills, that never grippe and never.
disappoint. For sale by Wilhite & VIII
hite. t.
"What did you do the first time you
got into battle ?" said young lady to an
old soldier. "Of course you didn't rum"
ooh, no, 1 didn't rup, miss; not at all.
But if I had been going for doctor, and
you had seen me you would have thought
somebody was awful sick.'' IS
"A Raleigh, N. O., special Says THAI
wealthy northern man, who last year
visited Rocky Mount, ard vas showni
many courteaies by O. W. Harris, a we'll
known citizen, fell dead on Monday. His
will has been opened, and it is found
that he bequeathed Harris 100000 for;
courtesies shown, the sum to be paid in
United States currency. Harris left TO
get the money.
- Purifes the blood, increases the.
circulation, expels poisonous humors and
builds up the system. What more doyou3
want medicine 10 perform? DeWitt's
sarsaparilla is sreliable. For sale by VIII
hite and Wilnite.
A French lady who died recently,
at the Convent of the Sisters of Hope,
at Pau, at the age of ninety.one, has be-:
queathed $4,000 to the Academy of Sci.
ence, tc be given to any person of what
soever nationality, who may, within ten
years, have found the means of commu-
nicating from another world, planet, or
star, and ofreceiving reply from it.
"A lot has been purchased in Ashe-
vile, N. c., for $1,000 on which Colored
Young Mems Christian Association build.
ing, to cost S25,0OO, is to be erected.
The money to purchase the lot was Sc
cured in the North. Mr.. George Van.
derbilt, who is building a palace near
AshevilIe, will furnish the brick to be
used in constructing the building, and
his mother will furnish the money to
complete the work.
- Constipation, blood poison, feve.
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars; DeWitt's
Little Early Risers cost quarter. Take
your choice. For sale by Wilhite & Viii.
hite. t
-Betrothed for nearly forty years
Herman Lincoln Waylaad, d. D., Of
Philadelphia, hiss just married Miss
Frances Mary Green, of Atlanta, after q
betrothal of nearly forty years. Rev.
DR.. Wayland is son of DR.. Franci.
Waylsnd, the famous president of Brown
university, and was graduated at Brown
iu 1S49. They wanted to he married for.
ty years ago, but the mother would nc!
consent. Her consent was just given
few days since.
- De Wits Little Early Risers never
grippe or cause nausea. Mild but sure
assist rather than force. Best little pill
for sick headache, chronic constipation
dyspepsia. For sale by Wilhite & Will