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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The detective who is going around at
all hours reminds one of hunting case
watch.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The worst thing about life is that
there are so many who are too old to
start over again.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

A mans idea Of being good to wo-
man is to give her opportunities to be
good to him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Art Professor-"Wbat is a medium
tint or color usually called?" Pupil
(Iimidly)-' Medi-ochre, isn't itr"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
]. j J. !. i: !: !.
~- - - ANAKESIS gives in
Hill slant relief and is an
Hi IL INFALLIBLE CURE
I'll for PILES. Prices 81 at
druggists', or by mail
Samples free, Address
"Anakesis." Box 24l5,
l. AAuN New York City.

Funny, when man starts out on a
business career the more checks he re.
ceives the sooner he gets there.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
Wise Mother.

Use DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure, the only
remedy in the world that will cure violent
case OF Group in half an hour No opium. Sold
by druggists or mailed on receipt Of so cts
Address A. P. Hoxsie, Bunalo. N. 7.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

When you begin to argue with man
and he talks loud, walk off and leave
him. You can't convert him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The risipg generation in cities is
mostly made up Of milkmen and hired
girl.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

FITS: An FITS stopped Tree Dy Or. Kline's Grss
Nerve Kestorer. No Fits af6er nrst days use Nar-
veous cures TTeaIise and 81 ~ trial bottle free 20
Fit cases sendto III. hline.sSl Arch 81 Phua, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Women look into the back of a book
first, because ttey always want to have
the last word.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Never ask woman her age, unless
you desire to witness her rage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

She-'tSo you loved and lost, did
youG'
He-'Eo, she returned all my pres
ents."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

81 am going to Venice" said the
banker.
What for2" asked the cynical friend.
ITO see how they keep banks ahoat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The world would he much better than
1t Is If men would live up to their oDlt-
uarieS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Adam was proudly conscious that ht
never made a mistake IN his boyhood.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
The British House of Commons mem
bership Was increased to go under the
operations of the Reform bill Df 1895.

J. +. SIMPSON, Marques, ". Va, saws:
HAIRS Catarrh Cure cured me OF yery bad
case OF catarTh." Druggists sell IL, &c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

He isagIng very rapidly, is he not?'
"Well--at the usual rate. Sixty sec
onds TO the minute"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

docs stamp collecting pay2" asks a
contributor.
1t does. Several men have made
large fortunes out of stamp collectors.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

A grocery clerk puts down an order
and than he puts 1t up.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

A man whose soul is narrowed is moi
necessarily cultured individual.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
In a school in Michigan the youngest
pupil is an aunt Of the TEACHER.
RUPTURE

NUPuRE, Ton = j. Eaye BEEN thOr0u OF
ly cured of my rupture by DT. J. 3. Mayer s3i
Arch St, Phlla, l do the hardest kind of lift
ing and wear no truss. 90 TO see him. DR.
Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Penn,
Reading Pa, on the I'd Saturday and follow
ing Sunday of each month.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Vermont Is 100 years old. The Green
Mountain state Is the ballet dancer of
this glorious republic,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

a number of short railways have been
built in Paraguay, the Government as
sIsting largely IN their construction.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

An excited English military exchange
ask: How shall we get rid of our
smooth bores?' ''Why not fire them ?''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The sea has net population of sew
eraI Thousand millions.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

1t is because the turtle is slow tina
he is SO often in the soup.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The fireplace in Robert Louis Steven
sons island home in Samoa is the ONLY
one in the land
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

1t is human to err, and it is human
for your wife constantly to remind you
of it, too.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

A fad Is a fashion before it gets 10th
people.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The WORK OF tramp is very scarce,
and the demand for 1t is very great.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The executioner is a man who takes
life easily.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

More Holsters by two to one, are sold
this year than there was last.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The man who is hanged ends the
race of life in a tie.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Tends to please-An obliging sales
man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Merely a species of pitchfork-A tun
ing fork.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
TESTED RECIPES.
RRoILRp ToMAToEs.

Cut some very firm tomatoes in two.
but do not pare them. Put them in
wire broiler and pour over each cut
surface little melted but er. Set t. e
broiler over hot Goals, and when the
cut surf.ce is brown turn the broiler
and brown the skins. Put them on a
hot dish, season them W III pepper and
sa t, and put small bit of butter on
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

wire broller and pour over each cut
surface little melted but er. Set t e
broiler over hot Goals, and when the
cut surf.ce is brown turn the broiler
and brown the skins. Put them on a
hot dish, season them W tn pepper and
sa t, and put a small bit of butter on
each.
CREAMEp swEETBREADs.
Throw the swee breads when first
brought from market into a bowl of
cold water Tor an hour, then with the
fingers carefully pull OFF all the pipes,
lat and skin. Put them into boiling
salted water and simmer twenty min
utes. lmmerse them in Ice water to
make them VIII te. Pick them into
small pieces, rejecting all the skin.
Melt in n stewpan one tablespoonful OF
-four, and add half a pint of rich milk,
stir until il boils, season with pepper
and salt, add the sweetbreads and cook
about five minutes. Stir IN a teaspoon
ful of chr pped parsley aud serve in a
heated dish. If preferred, the sweet
breads may be dipped in egg and bread
crumbs and fried, or thy may split
open an broiled first and a silver
knife must be used to cut them, as q
steel life spoils their flavor,
CHARLES X.
Take nice juicy piece of beef and
well beat it; then lard 1t with bacon.
Place It on the fire with half water, half
vinegar, plenty of herbs, such as
p rsley, tarragon, etc, some onions,
and, il liked, little garlic and some
butter. Let it remain on the fire, half
frying and half stewing, until tender.
Remove the meat from the fire; let it
stand for one night. Chop some
shaIots fine, mix with them some
PEE per, salt, and fine bread crumbs,
cut the meat into slices, dip first into
egg and then into he mixture of bread
crumbs and shalots. and Try like cote
lettes.
RAdoUT OF CALF's BRAINS.
Carefully wash the brains and re-
move all pieces of skin, etc. Then
boil them IN water, TO which
few onions, cloves, pepper, salt, and
little vinegar have been added. Re-
move the brains from the broth, and
thIcken the ne with a tablespoonful
OF -four friel brown in butter. Add
little gra ed mon-peel and a small
quantity of wine. Put in the brains,
let all cook together for little while,
hnNA kLGu ctlI III lEbu1 OIb W Two eggs.
FRIoAssEE OF VEAL WITH CELERY.
Chop a good-sIzed onion fine, and
fry it IN butter until it is of light
brown co or. Then take part of
breast of veal, cut the meat into nj e.
siye ed pieces, and la them IN the butter
and onion. When all has fried gently
together for a few minutes, pour In
some boiling water until the meat is
half covered. Add also two or three
sticks of celery cut into convenient
size, season to taste with pepper and
salt, AM cook slowly for two hours.
Before serving, the gravy should be
slightly thickened. Asparagus heads
instead of celery are extremely good
with this dish.
ITALIAN CARES.
Half q ponnd OF finely sifted -four,
half pound of well-washed butter,
half pound OF sifted sugar, three
~ hole eggs, the yolks of three more,
one tablespoonful of orange-fower
water. The butter, after being brought
to cream. must be beaten together
with the eggs, sugar, and orange flower
water for quarter OF sn hour, the
-four 10 be added last, Form into small
cakes and bake
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Feeblewitte wonders If solJiers VIII
are being drilled do not feel bored.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

The board of health-Three square
meals day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

nav ccNCD CURED TO STAY CURED.
IEIEn We want the name and ad-
dressof every sufferer in the
a lofnMNU u S and Canada. Address
a. 40 HItlh P harold Hayes, Y. D., Buffalo, NJ.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
There's danger

INer6S QQnIer
in a cough than ever when
your blood is "bad." 1t makes
things easy for Consumption. But
there's a cure for it in DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. A posi-
tive cure not only for Weak
Lungs, Splitting of Blood, Bron-
chitis, Asthma and all lingering
Coughs, but for Consumption itself
in all its earlier stages. It's rea-
sonable. All these diseases depend
on tainted blood. Consumption is
simply Lung scrofula. And for
every form of scrofula and blood
faint, the discovery" is a certain
remedy. It's so certain, that its
makers guarantee it to benefit or
cure, in every case, or the money is
refunded. With a medicine that is
certain, this can be done.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

There's a cure for Catarrh, too,
no matter what you've been led to
believe. If there isn't, in your case,
you'll get $500 cash. It's a bona
fde offer that's made by the pro-
prietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. There's risk in it, to be
sure, but they are willing to take
the risk-you ought to be glad
to take the medicine.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

ASK my agents r1R ~. Il. Douglas Shoes
II NOT Tor sale In your place nsk ysaI
dealer 10 seed for catalogue, secure Ist
agency, and get them for you.
s TAKE NO BSTITUTH. a
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23

Talking of hardships, there are stone
boats.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-09-23
HUMOROUS.
ConvIcts make a CRATE study Of Afe.

HUMOROUS.
Convicts make CRATE study OF afe.
Talking of hardships, there are stone
boats.
Tends to please-An obliging sales
man.
A fad Is a fashion before it gets othe
people.
Feeblewitte wonders il solJiers who
are being drilled do not feel bored.
The board of health-Three square
meals day.
Merely species of pitchfork-A tun.
ing fork.
The executioner Is man who takes
life easily.
The man who is hanged ends the
race of life in tie.
1t Is human to err, and it is human
for your wife constantly to remind you
of it, too.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
4 Man Who Palms Thinrs.

Two gentlemen shook hands in the
street day or two age, and as they un-
clasped their hands small wad of pa
per fell to the sidewalk What is thisg
said one Of the men, STOPPING to pick uI
the wad- "Oh, that is my five dollar bill,
said the other man. IL made a ball OF
it and palmed it when left the house
in order that would not forget to stop
in at my grocer's and pay bill. But
forgot all about the confounded thing"
"Do you mean to say shat you have
carried that wad in the palm Of your
hand for an hour or two without realiz-
ing that it was there?'
Certainly; | frequently carry small
articles in the palm of my hand for sew
eral hours They never fall out, and
they don't bother me. l learned the
trick of palming when | was a boy, and
| have practiced it ever since. l can
palm half dozen coins at the same
time and retain them concealed in my
hand all day If want to.
81 can eat my dinner, smoke cigar,
read a paper, and do almost everything,
except shake hands, without disturbing
che palmed coins. | find the palming
knack very useful sometimes, particu-
larly when l want TO conceal any small
article temporarily. New York Times
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
Two nsmarkaD1e Marriages.

Among the remances Of the last GEN.
tury is handed down one of certain
nobleman VINO was making ready for his
wedding ceremony with the lady of his
choice when he learned from frighten-
ed messenger that the lady had eloped
with another lover. Not at all discon-
certed, he coolly continued his toilet,
and when it was completed he asked his
heusekeeper which one Of his servants
was without that excellent thing in life
"a lover. Learning that the kitchen
maid was the only one, he sent for her,
bade her don her Sunday frock, per-
suaded her TO accompany him to the
the church at the time appointed for
his wedding. and brought the simple
country maiden back peeress Of the
realm.
The marriage turned out very hap
PLY, like the more recent marriage of an
English gentleman in New York, who
found a young emigrant girl of his own
nationality who had missed her friends
and was alone in the street. He asked her
after a few moments conversation if she
had come to America to find husband,
and when she answered coyly in the af-
6rmative he took her to the nearest
church. and they were welded, and are,
according to the latest reports, happy
together.-New York Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
TuRE WINNERS

CLEVELAND. Sept. 22.-The annual meet.
ing o. the National Association of Trotting
Horse Breeders began today at Cleveland
Driving park Stallion representative
stakes for two -year-olds, foals of 1889,
eligible to the 800 class-Mambri Queen
won. Time 1891. Stallion representative
stakes for four-year-olds, foals of 1887,
eligible to the 2:30 class-National won,
Gertrude second Best time 2:23. National
tretting sire stakes. for toals of 1888, only
by stations subscribed for March 10, 1888,
whose get have never beaten 2:30 at three
wears or under-Bianca won, PAtroness
second Best time 2:2515. Annual Nursery
stakes for three -year-olds, fOais of 1855
Red Hot won. Time 2:4lH Stakes for
three-year-olds, foals of 1883, by stations
only whose get have never beaten 2:25 at
three years old or runder-Sunshade Patchen
won. Time 2:41H. For three-year-olds
by stations only whose get have never
beaten 2:95 at three years old or under
Free won, with Cleaning distanced. Best
time 2:29A.
CINCNNATI, Sept. 22.-Latonia winners :
Bertha, Laura Doxey, Ethel, Chief JUS
tice, Jessie Belle Fauvette
GRAvEsEND, L. L, Sept. 22.-Winners
today: Contribution. Springaway, La
Tosca, Sir John, Folsom, Cancan
CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, Sept. 22.-Rac-
ing summaries: 2:40 class trotting. purse
s., 5,OO0-Dan Mace won, Riverside second.
Best time 2:25. 2:30 class pacing, purse
$500; Diminished Bob Taylor and Hugar
tied for the first place. Best time 2:20L.
Three year olds, trotting, (unfnished)-
Belmont Prince won two heats. Best time
2:19
ABILENE, Kan, Sept 22.-The first day
of the fair was well attended The agri-
cultural exhibit Is large aud the races
good 2:35 class. pacing-Harry Goldking
first, Jersey Girl second, Cricket third.
Time 2:2724. Trotting. 2:38 class-Nina
Medium first, Charles Russell second,
BERTHE r third. Time 2:27$4.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
RAII WAX NOTES

CHICAGO Sept 22-This was the day
fixed for the first home VISITORS excursions
inaugu rated by the Central Traffic asso-
citation. They have not been a success,
owing to the refusal of the Western Pas
senger association to cooperate with east
ern connections in carrying out the plan.
General Passenger Agent Ruggles of the
Michigan Central said today: For
twenty years there has not been a land
seekers or harvest excursion gotten up by
the western roads thHt the eastern lines
did not accommodate them with low rates.
When they make the first request for low
rates, so that some of those people can re-
turn to their old homes on a visit, it is
refused The Michigan Passenger asso-
citation has already adopted resolutions
requesting our western brethren to deSiSt
from asking us to help them out in the
future"
The rate war on west bound traffic be-
tween the New England seaboard and
Northwestern points continues. The
Northern Steamship company, operated
by the Great Northern railway, announced
today an Scent reduction on the rates put
into effect by the National Dispatch line.
KANSAS CITY, Sapt. 22.-Another sensa-
tional development in the western railway
world is the proposed United States grand
jury investigation OF the Transmissouri
association at Topeka Interstate com
merce agent Kretschmer is expected to
leave Kansas City for Topeka the last of
this week 1t is said that indictments
will surely be returned against Chairman
Smith and the head traffic officials of all
the roads in the association They are to
be charged with maintaining trust and
pool
NJ. knight, general traffic manager, and
S. B. Knight. general freight agent, of the.
Wabash railway. and NJ B. Mcclellan.
manager at this place of the Lehigh and
Wabash Fast Freight line, were indicted
today bv the federal grand jury under the
interstate commerce law. They are charged
with giving rebates on freight bills to
large shippers
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
Man Is a Monument Building Creature.

Mr.. James Ricalton, writing of the
wonderful old ruins of monuments and
shrines at Anuradhapura, the City Of
the Sacred Bo-Tree in Ceylon, says:
''From the days of the mound builders
down 70 the Eiffel tower man has shown
himself TO be monument erecting be-
ing; the Christians have their cathe-
drals, the Mohammedans have their
mosques and the Buddhists have their
shrine tombs, designated differently in
different countries as pagoda. tope and
dagoba
the pagodas of China ara entirely
dissimilar to those of Burmah, and the
dsgobas of Ceylon are quite unlike those
in either country; yet all serve the one
purpose of relic sepuIture- They are not
altogether a thing Of the past; they are
still erected near the temples, but those
of modern construction are small and
unimportant when compared with those
that have withstood biennial monsoons
for 2.000 years: even their half buried
ruins are stupendous.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
LACK kETcHIs WcTIMs-

DENVER. Sept cav. II. Davis, who
murdered his mother and her alleged par
amour james Arnold. at Pueblo on Jan.
1th, because they refused TO give him mon
ev with which 70 continue his drunken
spree, was executed in the prison yard at
Canon City at o'clock tonight
LOUISVILLE, Sept. 22.-At Irvine, Viii
laui Puckett has been sentenced t. hang,
and Ambrose and Tobias Pickett. his sons,
TO life confinement in th5 penitentiary, for
the murder of Henry Hall at Forks pre-
cInct last November. The father Is to
hanE December 1.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
a DREAM OE HApplNESS

May he followed by a morning of ia
Grippe" Easily, and why. Because the
displacement of covering in bed. neglect
ed drsught from partly closed window,
an open trAnsom connected with n windy
entry in a hotel, may convey to your
nostrils and lungs the death-dealing blast
Terrible and swift are the inroads made by
this new destroyer. The medicated alco-
holic principle in Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters will check the dire complaint A
persistence in this preventive OF its further
development will absolutely checkmate
the dangerous malsdy. Unmedicated
alcoholic stimulants are OF little or no
value. The Just medium is the Bitters.
Not less efficacious is it in cases of mala-
ria, btlllousness, constipation, rheumat-
ism, dyspepsia and kidney trouble. The
weak are usually those upon whom disease
fRstenS first Invigorste with the Bitters.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23

Weak eyes should be strengthened by
bathing them five or ten minutes at a
time in full basins of sea water, which
allows the hands TO lave the closed eyes,
the water welling over them gently with
out shock No one has any idea Of the
relief TO overtasked eyes til they have
tried this method. You might ask me
for good many things / would sooner
give you than the gallon glass bottle OF
sea water brought with pains inland for
gponr1ng the eyes.-Shirley Dare.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-09-23
A SEA YARN.

New YORK. Sept 22,-Munchhausen ap-
pears TO he outdone, if the story of Samuel
W. Thornton and his sister-in-law Eva
Jewell is true. This couple were bathing
at Coney Island on Aug %. and were
never seen after entering the surf. Their
clothing were unclaimed. and the supposi-
tion was that they we're washed out 10 sea
and drowned Yesterday came a story
from Jacksonville. Fla, stating that the
couple had been carried ont to sea The
man could swim, bat the lady could not
BY the aid of providential log they float-
ed until rescued in an exhausted condition
by the crew of \ Spanish vessel, and were
landed after thirteen days sail near the
mouth OF the S. Johns river They
made their way 20 Jacksonville. aud yester-
day kept the wires not with appeals 20 the
mans brother in this city for money to AID
them 70 return. The brother has his
doubts, however, aud IS investigating the
identity OF the parties.