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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
rLORENCE'S LIVELY REcEp7,o,,
H"siiade Prepared for Him :, Ma
phis just After tina W.

Siiane Prepared for Him in Man.
w pms just After the War
ne ihoS' exciting experience ever
nad on the stage occurred in Moroh;a
IInulIbg thc winter of 1867, saws w +
a notoilGe In the st. Louis Globe Demo
c ..Et: l was billed to appear in tho
- n1iellty Dollar" and while on nv wav
, W. ~ ehlphls,n the course ofan interview
W. "i'n newspaper reporter, had occasion
" co. 20 esS my political views. | was
th ?;ononS N0rthern man in my sympa-
an h,'eL ana uld not hide my light under
p1shel, although / took pains to saw
nothing that | thought could hurt tbSo
feelings of the Southern neonIe VIZ r.
seemed, however, that had consider.
aaply nndorestlmated the delicacv Of
their sonsibilities. "a
Inc newspaper that printed the inter
t tloM took occasion to attack me edi-
,, iIorially, and the first night | PLAYED r
had very slim house. Next dav the
other papers took the matter ,1n and
the lessees of the theater came to nv
manager, begging him to get me to disa-
vow the sentiments that I was credited
with. This declined to do, when the
lessee came to me and said that I'M
less, less L followed his advice | would be
likely to be subjected to personal yio
renee. received warnings from other
quarters, but still declined to retract, al
snouSh ADMIT that l.was considerably
frightened. 1t was then given out that
on the occasion of my second appear
ance should be greeted in way Tia:
L would not soon forget.
About two hours before the perform
ance was to open, while walking nerv-
ously about the hotel corridors, ! met
Gen. N. h. Forrest He came nm and
introduced himself TO me, and made
some remarks about the play, saving
that ne hoped to see me that night. [
told him that hoped that he would.
but feared the audience would not let
me complete the performance. When
he learned how matters stood, he said:
go right ahead; I'll see that no one
hurts you"
When the curtain rose Forrest was
sitting alone in stage box. The house
was packed, but there was not a woman
in it, and knew that there would be
trouble. | went upon the stage feeling
very shaky, and before | had spoken a
dozen lines some one threw turnip. In
an instant half the men in the house
were on their feet, every one with
missile in his hand But before one
could be thrown Gen. Forrest leaped
from his box and faced the audience.
He was extremely popular, and was
greeted with cheers. He spoke few
terso sentences, begging the men not to
disgrace their city by an attack on me,
and resumed his place. From that
moment everything went smoothly,
and | was heartily applauded. After
the crowd left the theater | went among
the seats, and such a collection of dead
cats, turnips, eggs, cabbage stalks and
defunct fowls | never saw.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
"A Hammer AID Needle Party.

A Hammer and Needle Party is
the entertainment country social club
invented the other day. Each lady was
requested to bring needle, a spool of
thread and several buttons, and each
gentleman a hammer. When all the
materials were on the table, each lady
picked out a hammer and was given a
block & d some nails. Each gentleman
chose sewing materials and buttons, and
the contest began. The ladies drove as
many nails in their blocks as they could
IN five minutes, and the gentlemen
sewed on as many buttons as possible in
ten minutes. Prizes were given and
much laughter provoked.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

How the human system ever RECEIVERS from
the bad effects of the nauseous medicines often
literally poured into it for the suppostlve re-
Eef of dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipation.
rheumatism and other ailments, Is mystery.
The mischief done by bad medicine is scarcely
less than that caused by disease. If they
who are weak, bilious, dyspeptc. constipated
or rheumatic would ottener be guided by the
experience of invalids who have thoroughly
tested Hostcttcr's Stomach Bitters they would
in every instance obtain the speediest aid de-
Iiy' Bile from rational medication. This medi-
cine is a searching and at the same time a
thoroughly safe remedy, derived from vegetable
sources, and posse ssiug in consequence of its
basis of pure spirits, properties as a medicinal
stimulant not TO be found in the fiery local Bit
tiers and stimuiants often resorted to by the de-
bil1tated, dySpeFtic and languld
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
MciSSOnIcr.

"Although the papers positively bris-
tied this week with "reminiscences of
Meissonier," writes Edmund Yates to
the New York Tribune, mot one paper
has hit on the true version of his hlstor-
ical quarrel with Mrs. Mackay. Meis-
sonier failed notOriously to make his
mark at portraiture, but could never be
persuaded that he was not quite as good
as either Cabanal or Bonnat. CurlousIy
enough, the only passable portrait he
ever turned out was one OF HIM
self, which figured at the last French
exhibition. Soon after Mrs. Mackay
began her sittings she was attacked by
a dangerous illness of many weeks dur
alton, and Meissonier, whose com
mcrcial aptitude was notorious, fearing
to lose the 10000 francs agreed on, hast
ened to finish the picture with the aid
of a model. The result can easily be
imagined; and Mrs. Mackay, who wears
gloves Of five and three-quarters, very
naturally objected to being depicted
with tho hands of Gorgon, and asked
him to make certain changes. Mels-
sonier lost his temper-a matter OF not
infreouent occurrence - ana l1atiy
refused in very uncourteous terms:
alleging that the signature OF
Meissonier was worth money. Here
the matter ended, the alleged sequel
being entirely imaginary. Melssonler
cot the money, for which Mrs. Mackay
h. Ids receipt without moment oe-
lay; and my French readers VIII De re-
iicved to learn that the portrait Still
visits carefully packed away in the eel
lars Of John Mackay's Paris bankers. 1t
hos not seen the daylight tor some years,
Int it's alleged tragic destruction was a
s;mnle canard. Three years ago Mels-
snninr married the model, who was the
innocent i cause Of the absolute want Of
resemblance, if not of the enlarged
bandS'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
a Well That Flows Gold.

There is wonderful we'll down IN
Del Norte. saws the Pixies Peak Herald
1t is an artesian we'll with an abundant ;a4 It
flow water SUFFICIENT cf 1an nc irr Thaf
" be enough for any one, but q
San Su' Luis man, but this is mineral water;
It is effervescent, very palat"ble; ana n1t
extremely healthtul. Nor is tins AN all,
The force of the water brings up II of nf
f 9a4gf s sner has G5 placed sa1k of wire
netting NJ tin over the mouth of the Wei
to catch the metal and preye entist ~
,I"in that, at a great distance down and
rI;nh. ' an enormous pressure, the water
unu ,.,lh an Jaw away a ledge of rock, whose
r IS parts 60 into solution and s b"t
the water its mineral n a%"Ib1 eins d T
w n1rsd are are brought to the surface in a
,>,,toOic state.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
Deafness Can't BE Cured

BY local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure Deafness. and that If by ConStitu-
tonal remedies Deafness Is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inhamed
YOU have n rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing. and when it is entirely closed Deafness is
the result. and unless the inflammation can be
taken ont and Il is tube restored to Its normal
condition, hearing Will be destroyed forever
nine CnSes out Of ten are caused by catarrh
which is nothing but an infamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by Catarrh) that we
cannot cure by taking Halls CRtarrh Cure
Send for circulars. free
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
AZ Sold by DrunriStS. 1hC.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

COMING EAsT.-Rev. DR.. Fourthly-
'1'm afraid, my dear sister, that your
little Fitz-William has acquired taste
tor pernlcious literature. | saw him
reading a very suspicious-looking pam
phlet this morning" Mrs. Beacon
es; that was Chicago Pete, the Kid
mapped KID yesterday he read Utah
Jack, or the Mormon's Bride and the
day before 'Yallerskin, the Chinatown
Fiend.' I'm bringing him East by de-
grees, you see; pll have him safely
landed in Boston in less than a week. !"
--BrOOkLu7l Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
,,. snm OF 81, 500 for an Egg.

Mo most valuable egg in the world is
nc t' no extinct great aux, specl-
tn aa o Of which was sold the other day
men o. soN az ali known eggs the big
tor si.oo, afthe extinct giant ostrich OF
g Msd ls a.as supposed to be the original
OF the II ny + We're recently used by the
mems % If that country az vessels for
itl;no or carving water. One OF
nom, no,u," will hold more than two gallons,
! ~ hr,k being equal to las hens eggs or
six si ostrich eggs There IS east h o,
giant ostrich egg in the cp,lec'to rom, nt th
alongside of another @ Snnw ,'o" Which, in
n next biggest egg ever known, " Nar,
vas IA" bird which weig he'd l,0m
Healan'' The original of the latter was
tonnd in digging wen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
Progress.

1t is very important in this age of vast
material progress that q remedy be pleas
ing to the taste and to the eye, easily
taken, acceptable TO the stomach and
healthy in It's nature and effects. Possess
ing these qualities. Syrup of Figs is the
one perfect laxative and most gentle
dluretic known
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
BY Sold by Druggists, 7bc.

"Now, you must not let this go any
further" said Watts to Potts after re-
failing choice bit of scandal. 80, GER
tainlv not" SAID Potts. "How did you
happen to hear it? ?" my wife told me.
She's just like any woman-can't keep a
secret, of course - Indiola0poLs Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
THE POETS TRIAL

"1 JOHN RENDRICK BANGs
head. "'u VINO turned nv
the 1 noon acknowledged ere the waning 81
90 much obliged to you, dear fr;era F., :.
az. wrote and said: N"i 'riehd, she
iii ren Sdptth ar o morn at ten I'm to be we'd
moon "phhd on our honey
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
Husband and Wife

Have more than once been saved by the
timely use of Kemp's Balsam for the
throat and lungs, after all other remedies
have been tried in VAN. The Balsam stops
decay of the lungs and cures influenza and
acute and chronic coughs. There IS no
other medicine in the world that acts so
promptly, certainly none that does its
work SO thoroughly as Kemp's Balsam.
All druggists sell it. Large bottles, soc
and CT
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

A WONDERFUL CuRE.-Carker (calling
on friend - Mercy What's that fright
inl shouting upstairs ?" Servant
That's Mr.. Barker, sir" Carker-
why, | thought he had lost his voice."
servant-"He had, sir; but he has just
received the Doctors bill .-P,lck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

Ar,4t article that has Outlived "A gears Of
competition and imitation, and sells more
and more each year, must have merit.
Dobbins' Electric Soap first made in 1866 is
Just that drtic'e. Ask your grocer for it.
He has it, or will get il.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
SHlL-Oll'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.

ts ~e success Of this Great Cough Cure -
@50~ parallel in the history OF medicine
l., "SSNlS are authorized to sell it on pos
ssSSS, ''ntec, test that no other cure can sue
l. D.! stand. That it may become KNOWN
AS ''PnSlorS, at an enormous expense arc
sM.TIt' sample Bottle Free into every nome
tCor I0oed States and Canada. II you nave
tsG> Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use II, 'o'
sEI ,Ue you, IF your child has the ron Dup.
Ran 'P,gGlE Cou"h, use it PROMPTLY, ami fe1l el
Gss,, II YOU dread that msiclious dlSe1 20
SITnG,,,0ln3n, use it. Ask your Druggist loi
sm u , CURE, Price 10 cts, 50 Gus a'''
+ s., Il your Lungs are sore or Back iala''
~~'oA $ Porous Plaster, Prise IS cis'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

MANY Of the worm medi cines and vermi-
iuges sold by druggists irritate the stomach
of u little child. Dr.. Bulls Worm Destroy
ers never do. AS harmless as candy. yet
they never fail. Try them. By mail, %
cents. John ID. Park. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
ROLLING IN WEALTH.

"That am gaining riches fast has never struck
my mind"
Remarked the festive teamster as he felt his
wit grow smart,
AND yet when give the subject my attentive
care, find
! couldn't draw my salary without horse
and cart" - Washington Post
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

BEFORE we were married." said she,
This displays of affection were positive
ly overdone." "And now ?'' '"fhey are
very rare. Indianapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

IT pays to use SAPOLIO in all cleaning
for ''Thitt and Cleanliness are twin broth
ers." Sapolio is a solid cake of Scourin!
Soap. Try It in house cleaning.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
,eason together.

., reason togetncr.
u = firm, one of the
The country over, the
4 e. cycr; it has grown, step
...o through the years to
ssb g,,-and it sells patent
| lJl;ncs ugh !
/ | That's enough
| NAT a little
, III, firm pays the news
! rs good money leNpen n
J III the people that they
I IAith in what they sell,
! IL mlh that if they can't
! q, G or cure they don't want
/, money. L heir guarantee
~ Indefinite and relative,
Imie and adsolute-if
l medicine doesn't help,
! / money is "0~ G0A"
l;noosc every sick man
every feeble woman tried
/, medicines and found
l. worthless, who would be
loser, you or they?
H. medicines are Doctor
lrps "GoIden Medical Dis
INV" for blood diseases,
his " Favorite Prescrip-
l. for woman's peculiar ills.
Ihey help toward health,
N cost $500 a bottle
n! If they don't, they
i mtb5ng !
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
Established 1855,

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
etc, Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye w orks 2l6 w.
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

For Coughs and throat troubles use
"BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCIlES."
-"Ihey stop an attack of my asthma
cough very promptly 90. Fdtch, Mtdmt-
,ILiP ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

HENRY M. STANLEY has begun to thinl
that lecturing is more tiresome than ex
ploring Africa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

No Opiltl.o in PiS0 Cure for COnSump-
ton. Cures where other remedies fall. 25c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

PAT1ENr-"rhe doctors have given me
up." Friend-"Then you have one
hope left" "What is that p "Give
up the doctors. "-,St. j seph Ne'ns.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

HELP man out OF hole once, and he
may forget you when he is out, but he
will not fail to call on you the next time
he falls in.-AtchisoN Globe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

BAcoN-"Will your picture bring $50
do you think" Artist-"I don't know.
| sincerely hope the purchaser will.
YO1lkers Statesman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

BEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on Weak
Stomach.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by dr. KIine's
Great Ner RestOrcr. No fits after first day
Marvellous cures Treatise and 500 trial bottle free to
Fit CnseS. Send % Dr. klinc A3l ArCh st. philA pn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

How does he feeI?-He has ir-
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
March April Nav

Are the best months in which to purify your
blood. During the long. cold winter the blood
becomes thin and impure, the body becomes
weak and tired. the appetite may be lost. and
just now the system Graves the aid of a reliable
medicine like Hoods Sarsapnrila.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
$ August
Flower

How does he feel Pile feels
cranky, and is constantly expert
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the
cooking, the dishes, the hours, and
manner of his eating-August
Flower the Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

How does he feel Pie feels
after a spell of this abnormal appe-
tite an utter adherence, loathing,
and detestation Of food; as if a
mouthful would kill him-August
Flower the Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

A MAN will walk a dozen blocks
To take man Il dun,
Then walk sixteen before he stops
TO get away from one.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05
March April Wa

Hoods Sarsaparilla is peculiarly adapted to the
needs of the body during these months. 1t thor
oughly purities and vitalizes the blood, creates
Il good appetite, cures biliousness and head
ache. gives healthy action to the kidneys and
liver. and imparts strength to the whole body.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

TEAcuER-"Wilie, spell felt" Willie
-"F-e-l-t." Teacher-"Right. JIM
mic, what ia feltT' "Jimmie-"A lick
in. ''-THe Epoch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

How does he feel Pile feels at
times a gnawing, voracious, insati-
able appetite, wholly unacceptable.
unnatural and unhealthy August
Flower the Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

How does he feel Pile feels no
desire to 60 to the table and a
grumbling, fault-finding, over-nice-
ty about what is set before him when
he is there-August Flower the
Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

Now is the time when you should give Hoods
Sarsaparilla fair trial. That scrotuous faint
which has been in your blood for years may be
thoroughly expelled by giving Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla fair trial 1t really is wonderful blood
purifier and building up medicine
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-03-05

In these months this year thousands of new
patrons will take Hoods sarsapar1lla and real
i2e its benefits in blood purified and strength re
stored. viii you be one of the number? Hoods
sarsaparilla costs but little. and the Investment
yields profitable returns Just try it.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1891-12-10

The coarse of staiy l. thorough. embracing
all the branches belon ying TO q frst-class edu-
cation. photography, Type-writing and book
keeping taught. Languages, drawing and
vocal lessons In class bsing included in the
English course form no extra charge. Young
ladies wishing to follow the higher arts or the
musical course arc afforded especial facilities
In each.
The usual modification made when two or
more OF the same family attend the Academy
at the same time. i5ier.sdl
The pupils Of All HAllows College are per-
mitted to visit their sisters at the Academy.
Half rates can be secured for pupils on the
roads not outside OF the Territory.
Studies for pupils and day pupils will be
resumed Tuesday, September 81.
t.F r,,' ~ IL OGerdte.
Send reference. and for Catalogues, etc, ad.
dress as above. r ID ra
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1891-12-10
A. vERiTABLE DRAGON.
Description Of Monster Found In South
America.

Des CrIptiOn OF q Monster Found In South
America.
In "Stedman's Expedition to Srri-
nam" is found the following wonderful
account of the aboma or dragon: This
remarkable creature is called aboma ia
the colony of Surinam. Its iengt.
when full grown, is often more than
forty feet, its body being four feet and
over in circumference. Its color is
greenish black on the back, fine yell
low on the sides, and dirty white on
the belly, the back and sides beine
spotted with irregular black rings. with
a pure white spot in the center of each.
Its head is broad and fat, small in pro-
portion to its body, with large mouth
and teeth set in double rows. 1t has
two bright prominent eyes, is covered
all over with scales about the size Of a
shilling, and has two sharp claws un-
der the belly near the tail which it uses
in Selling its prey. 1t is an amphibious
animal. that is, 1t delights in low,
marshy places, where it lies concealed
under the fallen timber, ready to seize
its prey, which, from its immense bulk,
it is not active enough to pursue. When
hungry it will devour any animal that
comes within its reach, and is indiffer-
emit if it be a sloth, wild boar, stag
or tiger. After twisting itself about
the body of a buffalo, stag or tiger,
by help Of its claws, it breaks every
bone in the poor victims body.
I have been told Of negroes being de
voured by this snake and am not dis
posed to discredit the story, He bite:
from no other impulse but that Of hun
ger and is not venomous.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1891-12-10
H., m iii wind. Etc.

In July, 1888, came that terrible ex-
plosion in Japan which blew the noun
tain of Bandai San into the air, killing
many people, while the fragments Of
the shattered mountain falling into the
rivers damned them SO completely that
three large lakes were. formed. The
agricultural land was ruined by the
ashes and lava that covered it. The
great calamity seems to be providing
its own compensation, for most Of the
men of that district have turned their
attention to fishing in the three new
lakes, which are said to TEEN with fish
of various kinds. They are thus begin
ming to recoup themselves in measure
for the loss they sustained by the erup-
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1891-12-10
He Knew His Business.

During recent visit 81 the prince Of
Wales to Doncaster his royal highness
and friend. says writer. in the Lon
don Star, went out for d stroll near
Wentworth house and came across a
miner accompanied by . brace Of bull
pups. Wishing to appear sociable, the
princes friend asked how much he had
paid for them. 1.-Two quid,p was the
laconic reply. II. R. H. looked them
over critically, and remarked: "Dont
you think two pigs would have been a
better investment for you. my GOOD
man?" Happen So" replied the col
lier; "but, mister, what q blooming fool
chap would look going rattin' wild
two pigs" $50