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The Lamar register., 1891-12-19
WHIMS OF THE DAY.

De Canter-''Is there any sure way TO
tell the age OF horsei' De Trotter-
Yes. Ask the dealer and multiply by
two. New York Weekly.
wife-"I was a fool for saying yes to
your marriage proposal" Husband
And was fool for giving you the
chance. so you see we are well mated
after all Cape Cod Item
Barclay" said the wife of the sick
man, here is the Rev. Mr.. Goodman,
who has come to talk to you "Did he
bring anybody to identify him!" inquired
the bank cashier, feebly.-Chicago Trib-
une.
William Ami want you to come
and take that burglar alarm right out of
my house, electrician Doesn't it
work." William Ann-"Wor 1t has
scared a burglar to death, and his widow
has sued me for s., 600 damages. y
Brooklyn Life.
niterate Vender-Appricots Appri-
cots! Three for ten cents!' Miss Mi
nerva Absolute, from Boston-''Oh, most
wretched man! | wanted some apricots
so much; but your atrocious mispronuncia-
tion has made it quite impossible for me
to relish them. Boston Courier.
9arent-'.I o..me to inquire on behalf
OF my son about that situation you adver-
tise. / don't know as he will suit you.
He has just graduated from college, and
-" Shopkeeper-"Oh that doesn
signify. What he knew before he went
there will probably come back to him in
time. ."-Boston Transcript
Visitor ito inhabitant of very small
yillage)-'sBut surely you must find it
very dull here, never getting any news
papers How d'you know what's going
on in London, for instance" 1nhabitant
! -.sEh. mon but dinna ye ken that th
folk in Lunnon are just as ignorant o.
/ what's gaun on wi usi'-Judy.
! It was a party of cultivated people that
| stood before an ancient cathedral admir-
| ing its grandeur, which several centuries
/ of existence had failed to dim. The noise
I of the cars in the immediate vicinage SC
1 annoved one of the ladies of the party
that she irnpulsively said: II wonder why
they built the cathedral so near the rail
road dr'-Congregationali
Mr.. Meadow (wrathfully, to country
editor)-.My house was robbed las week,
AM YOU didn't have word about it. .
Country Editor (wearily) )-"Eou did NOT
send us the information, Mr.. Meadow.
Mr. Meadow (petulantly) AN is thai
the way you editors get y'r news bout
houses bein' robbedin Country Editol
drouicalIv) - "WSl, no. Usually the
thieves .irop in aSl give us the item, bui
this time / guess they forgot about it -
Nsy York. " sekiy.
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"7here's something behind it.

"Ihere's something behind It,"
That's what you think, perhaps,
when you read that the proprietors
of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer
$500 reward for an incurable case
of Catarrh. Rather unusual, you
think, to find the makers of medi-
cine trying to prove that they be-
lieve in it. "There must be some
thing back of it,"
But it's plain, square offer, made
in good faith. The only thing that's
back of it is the Remedy. 1t cures
Catarrh in the Head. To its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, the worst cases yield,
no matter how bad or of how long
standing. 1t has a record that
goes back for 25 years 1t doesn't
simply relieve it perfectly and
permanently cures. With Rem
edy like this, the proprietors can
make such an offer and mean it.
To be sure there's risk in it, but
it's so very small that they are
willing to take it,
You've "never heard of anything
like this offer?" True enough.
But then you've never heard of
ANYTHING like DR.. Sagc's Remedy.
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Are valuable for what's in 'em. Good
and bad oysters look alike in the shell.
Good and bad seeds often have the same
appearance. Any one can tell a worthless
oyster on opening it. The value of seed
must be determined by its growth. This
makes its quality worth considering. You
want seeds that will grow, and you want
the product to be of value. You cannot
insure either of these things by mere in
spection. There is but one guarantee; the
reliability Of the firm from which you buy.
That our advertisers, Messrs. ID. NJ. Ferry
& Co., of Detroit, Mich, are most reliable,
S attested by the fact that millions bug
seeds from them year after year. Their
enormous business furnishes the highest
proof of their reliability. Their Seed An
aual for 1892 Is model of its kind-illus-
rated, descriptive, priced. 1t contains
Information of great value to any one
lbout to plant seeds. Sent free on applica
Gisn to the firms address, Detroit, Mich.
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diiiarent in different individuals. I'M
presslons of the thumb formed a kind
oi oath or signature among the Chit
hese but were not used by them rs
proofs OF identity Sir w. j. HerscteI
when IN he Bengal civil service, in
lfoduced the practice of imprinting
hnger- marks as check on personation.
In MIR. Cations impressions. which
were taken from more than ?, 600 per
sons typical forms can be discerned
And traced. of which the Individual
Terms are mere varieties Wide de-
partures from the typical forms are
very rare. Sat Evening Post.
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August.
Flower

...;t some tendency to Dys-
ii.ly, ION, nv mother. | suffered
IN this way; consulted a
E. Of doctors, They did me
no good. | then used
lyad In your August Flower
and it was just two
l,,bsn I felt great relief. l soon
[ ,b1t i,i I could sleep and eat, and
/ .t,1, -, I was well. That was
,'esrs ago, aud | aru still first
class. I am never
pays. without a bottle, and
# feel coustipated
kst particle a dose or two of
4, Flower does the work. The
/, n the medicine IS, that you
,,the use ofitwithout any bad
effectsou the system.
s,ipation While / was sick |
felt everything it
.3to me a man could feel. l
4 fsllmeu most miserable lean
s. conclusion. that ] believe
q Flower will cure anyone OF
Indigestion If taken
ofMlssrywith judgment 4.
NJ. Weed, 17s Belle
;He ST Indianapolis, lad" =
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IL nIuhr n.,r n.cn Mnr,e.

Two Irishmen who had not met for
years ran across each other. and after
a period OF hand-shak ug adjourned
for some wet congratulations.
Long time since we mot Clancy.
isn't it2 Great lot OF things have
happened since then. said the first.
Yes indeed Look at myself
Sure it's married am. " replied
Clancy.
You don't tell me7 Have you any
thing to show for it?" asked O'Grady
Faith and | have that I've got a
fine healthy boy. and the neighbors
say he's Just the picture OF me-
OGrady looked at Clancy. who
wasn't built on the lines of prize
beauty.
''Ah. we'll what's the harrum so
long as the childs healthy ?'-BufTalo
Express.
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DENVER BUSINESS HOUSES.

The list belotc comprises some Of tbs
best business houses In Derluer, and they
VII furnish bank references u reqlLtre1.
DENVER WALL PAPER Il PAINT Co-Cheapest
prices and samples 1875 Lawrence.
THE GREAT WESTERN MUTUAL ACCIDENT As
sociation. and Tabor block. P. o. Box 1853.
WALL PAPER, CARPETS, SHADES. Write for
samples ind mention this ad. "THE FAIR"
REMINGTON TYPEwRITERS AND SUPPLIES
1853 3sChampa-Stenographer furnished ree-
f. g. PHILLIPS, Business Chances 16Oi Arapahoe-
Has all kinds of business for SALE write him.
"BEwARE OF PAINT''-Ihe L. G. Rsitze l. Bros
Wall Paper and Decorating Co., l611 Welton-
DENVER MFG. CO., 18th and Market Harness,
Saddles, Horse Goods. Send lie for Ill. Cat
THE DENVER FIRE CLAY tO.,-l635 Larimer,
Dealers in Photographers supplies.
COLORADO CEMENT PIPE CO., 1910 Curtis-PiPe
adapted to the drainage of reservoirs
JNO. NJ. BERKEY & CO., Boston Block-Brokers
in Real Estate and Loans
2d-HtAND SCHOOL BOOKS at Pierces 1O5l l6th
j M. MooRES SONS, 18th and wazee-Hardwars-
STEPHENS. HANCHETT & co-Real Estate, Loans
A. S. CARTER & Co-Rubber Stamps, Stencils, etc
C.E. COCHRAN. as3 16th-Diamonds, Watches, etc.
HOTEL Brunswick, 10Th and Lawrence European
BARTELDES & CO-Seeds. Write for catalogue.
EDW. ROLLANDET 81 Tabor blk-Map Drawing.
II. II. HEISER, 1880 Blake-Harness, Saddles, etc
JosLIN PARK, jewelers., Opera House Block.
AWARD, 1854 iLawreuce-optician.
Hydraulic Cement for foundations. W. Z. Pedricf-
The Kennedy 4 Pierce Machy. Co-Mining Mach'y
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.re.chinr tn. Young Idea,- Etc.

The governess had drawn the con-
stellation of Orion on the blackboard,
and was explaining where to find it in
the sky when very little girl glanced
up and said. in woe-begone voice:
Il am put to bed at half-past six,
but I'm going to look for Maria to-
night"
An older and wiser child explained:
Ethel doesn't know much about
astronomy but | do. | know Venus
and Mars. and O'Brien too. Kate
FierI's Washington.
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a,m,,, and the Fountain OF Youth.

Bimini was fabulous island firmly
believed in by the Indians of the An
titles, though they could give no
further clew 10 its location than that
it lay some hundreds of leagues north
of Hispaniola On this island was
the famous Fountain of Youth, which
had the power of restoring youth and
giving perpetual health and vigor. II
was the search for this'fountain that
led Ponce de Leon and fernando de
Soto TO Florida. on the outskirts oi
which the island was generally sup
posed to be situated.
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Reaches us-or should do so-through the
ballot-boN- This is the medium through
which 1t ought to speak In clarion tones.
But there are other means by which the peo
plo voice their sentiments, Irrespective OF
politics. concerning matters of vital import
ance- Successful or unsuccessful are those
popular admonitions as they are heard dis
tinctly or family But health, the grand
deslderatum, appeals to US all The avenue is
only cleared when the obstacles which bar
Its complete recovery are swept aside Hos
letters stomach Bitters has for nearly a third
OF a century occupied the first rank among
proprietary remedies for debility. dyspepsia
constipation, disorder OF the liver and kid
neys, and as an efectual means of conquer
ing and preventing malarial complaints
Since the advent OF ia grippe" 1t has a.so
signaliEed itself cure OF the complaint
An old familiar strain - Cranberry
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Unn,I,ng Mark Of Identity.

Francis Galton exhibited at IL recent
meeting of the Anthropologlcal lnsti-
tute a number of impressions OF the
bulbs of the thumb and fingers OF hui
man hands showing the curves of the
papillary ridges ON the skin. lhese
Impressions are an uniaiiing marx OF
the identity of a person since they 40
not vary from youth to age and are
The Lamar register., 1891-12-19

The display advertisement of the Odell
Type Writer will be found in one of the ad-
Joining columns. We particularly call the
attention of our readers to this machine,
which has taken a most prominent place in
the business offices of this country, and is
rapidly replacing the old expensive ma
chimes. This machine is guaranteed to do
perfect work, and its speed is equal to that
Of any machine on the market. 1t has an
attachment unknown in connection with
any other typewriter, namely, check
perforator that for use in any business of
flee is worth much as the price of the
whole machine.
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WHY CONTINUE the use of remedies that
only relieve, when Elv's Cream Balm,
pleasant of application and sure cure for
Catarrh and Cold in the head, can be had.
HAD a severe attack of catarrh and be
came so deaf / could not hear common con
versation. l suffered terribly from roaring :
in my head. l procured bottle of Ely
Cream Balm, and in three weeks could
hear as well as ever and now 1 can say To
all who are afflicted with the worst of dis
eases, catarrh, take Ely's Cream Balm and
be cured. 1t is worth $1,000 TO any man,
woman or child suffering from catarrh.-
A L. Newman, Grayling, Mich.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is Quick
ly Absorbed. GIVES RELIEF AT ONCE Price
80 cents at Druggists or by mail.
ELY BRorMERs, rs Warren ST., New York.
One great element of success ia clear
.1.o.,ft,ou of tvhnt is no vond Our Mowers
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Don'ti-If dealer offers you a bottle of
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup without wrapper
or labels, or In a mutilated condition, don't
touch it-dOIt't buy Il at any price, there
is something wrong-it may be q dangerous
or worthless counterfeit, Insist upon get
ting a perfect, itHbroben, genuine pack
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All are entitled to the best that their
money will buy, SO every family should
have, at once. bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the sys
tenn when costive or bilious. For sale in
SOC aad $l.0o bottles by all leading drug
icta
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The Only One Ever Printed-Can You
Find the Word2

There is 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week. from the Dr. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places Crescent" on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name of the word, and
they will return you Book. BEAUTIFUL
LITHoGRAPHs OR SAMPLES FREE.
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When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she a Child she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children she gave them Castoria
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A cure for nearly all the common ills
what, doctors' Pshaw! Take Beecham' S
Pills. For sale by all druggists. % cents.
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To ali whom It may concern.-A sprain
Of the wrist or ankles is not an uncommon
occurrence 1t is well to know that a few
applications of Salvation Oil well rubbed
In will invariable produce the desired re
suit in an entire cure Price % cts
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Messrs. #. J. Cheney q Co.-Gentlemen;-l
have been in the general practice of medicine
for most 80 years and would say that In all my
practice and e1 erlenee have never seen a prep
arutlon that could prescribe with as mu ch con-
fdence of success as can Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by you. Have prescribed 1t a
great many times and its effect Is wonderful,
and would say in conclusion that | have yet 10
find case of catarrh that 1t would not cure, II
they would take It according to directions.
Yours truly
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CoUGus AND Colds. Those who are suf-
fering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
etc, should try BRowS's BRONCHIAL
TRocHEs. Sold only In bores.
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The man who criticises his minister's
salary would not dare accuse him of being
good for nothing.
The Lamar register., 1891-12-19

Men are praised more for what they are
expected to do rather than for their pas,
daens
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II you double at every failure. success is
certain in the end, by all the laws of poker
and ethics
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Comes just in the Nick of time-Christ-
mas.
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The majority of people think that their
favorite Quack holds patent on the elixir
of life. .a.... ...-. .-
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TOLEDO. o., Jan. 10, 1887.

man who has pract!ced medicine for a
years ought 10 know salt from sugar; read what
haa
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When a man promises a bore that he will
.ook into his pet scheme his looks generally
helia him
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The Voice OF the PeopI.

Money often resembles spoiled child in
that IL talks too much.
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1t is difficult TO trust PERSONS theology
when his grammar is faulty.
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:. GoRsUCH, NJ. D.

We will give 300 for any case of catarrh tina
cannot be cured with Halls Catarh Cure
Taken internally.
T. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
efr-Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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A charge of the light Origade-The gas
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Never regret any thing that you did at the
time with the best intention.
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taught by mail by ". G. Chaffee, Oswego, N. Y.
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FITS.-Al Fits stopped free by DIR, KLISKs GREAT
Nerve Restorer. No hit after firstday' use Mar
veous Treatise and 50 90 trial bottle free
tit cases. Sonfro r-- Ei'le n8i Arch ST. Phila- Pa
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1t is often the man who is right that is
eft
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Sick Headache Can BE Cured. CoaIine
Headache Powders will do 1t. Price 25c. per box
containing six powders. Sold by lrugGists or
mailed by CoalIne Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lamar register., 1891-12-19

What appear to be calamitiss are oft,
the sources of fortunes.
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The halter always supplies "a long felt
want"
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DR.. Foote's now pamphlet yaricooeIe tell.
all about IL, and what all men ought to know. Sent
(sealed) for 10 cents. Box 7sS New York
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i,ss aFs;ss eyes. Tiss uss sThompson's Eye Water.
LONDON BALM' CURES CATARRH

Adess aeSs fas FPs. PENSIONS nTsesqss %Ps 9s
A. MCCORMICK sONS, Cnriunat o. Washington, d. c.
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A man with cork leg ought to have a
springy step.
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One great element of success is clear
of what is be yond our powers.
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ENTITLED TO TIE nEsr

All are entitled to the best that theit
money will buy, SO every family should
have, at once, bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the sys
tenn when costive or bilious. For sale in
SOC and $1.00 bottles by all leading drug
gists.
Men are praised more for what they are
expected to do rather than for their pas,
deems.
A man who has practiced medicine for a
years ought 10 know salt from sugar; read what
he says;
Messrs. #. j. Cheney q Co.-Gentlemen;-l
have been In the general practice of medicine
for most 50 years. and would say that In all my
practice and e1s erenee have never seen prep
aration that could prescribe with as much con
fdence of success as can Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by you. Have prescribed 1t a
great many times and its effect is wonderful,
find a case of catarrh that 1t would not cure, II
they would take It according to directions.
~ L. IT, 1. GoRsUcH, MD,
olhce, 2l5 Summit st.
We viii give 800 for any case of catarrh tha,
cannot be cured with Halls Catarrh Cure
-AN F. ]. oHENEY & CO., Props Tolcdo,o
sfy-sold by Druggists, 75c.
The man who criticises his minister's
salary would not dare accuse him of being
good for nothing.
COUGHS AND .SOLDS- .lnOst WHO lre SUI
fering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
etc, should try BRowS's BRONCHIAL
TRocHEs. Sold only In bores.
The majority of people think that their
favorite quack holds patent on the elixir
of life. a...... ....-.. ..
When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children she gave them Castoria,
II you double at every failure. success is
certain in the end, by all the laws of poker
and ethics.
b1 sS Il and
1t is often the man who is right that is
eft.
FITs;.An Fits ssoPpea free BY DR.; KLIsK's GREAT
reons cures. Treatise and 8 90 trial bottle free to
Fltcases- sendt" h- Riaea aa' Arch st, Phila-, Pa
The halter always supplies "a long felt
want"
Sick Headache Can BE Cured. Coaline
Headache Powders will do II; Price 25c. per box
containing six powders. Sold by druggists
mailed by coallne Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
A man with cork leg ought to have
springy step.
ali about it and what ali ought . know. Sent
(sealed) for 10 cents. Box 7sS, New York
What appear to be calamitiss are often
/ the sources of fortunes.
| Mrs. winslow's SootlIin ng syrup, for Chi
dren teethiug, softens the gums reduces infamma,
tion allays pain, cures wind 25c. . bottle.
| Did it ever occur to you that a swans up
| side is never downl
| PATTERNS FREE. How? See Queen OF
Fashion Send2 (Ac) stamps. As z 18th St New York
"f nature a5hors vacuum" why
/ should she create a dudei
| .'Enu-ouis Magic Corn SaIve."
| warranted To cure. or money refunded. Ask
| Rar druggist for IT. Price Is cents.
We ALWAYS find wit and merit in those
who look at US with admiration.
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PAEkS ss ssss. s8aS
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Mrs. winslow's sSoOtIIing syrup, for Chi
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma
ton allays pain. cures wind conc. 25c. . bottle.
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PATTERNS FREE. How? See Queen
Fashion. send (1c) stamps. As T. 18th St New Yo
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"If nature a5hors a vacuum" VIII
should she create a dudei
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MI Eo INSTANT RELIEF. Cure in Is
FEu r n days. Never returns. No purge. no
SEX - ~ salye, no suppostory remedy Mailed
EREE. AddresAI u. X r.flN Es. Bl1a2U. n. Y. CIV
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Did it ever occur to you that swans up
side is never downi
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Oysters and Seeds

An old familiar strain = Cranberry
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nnIlIAA nORPHINR DISEASE GUARANTEED CURE
lUII M without pAn. TRIAL TREATMENT FREE
vi IUHlH. L. KRAMER, sECRErAHr. BOX s,
s-.--giSDIAXA hIEERAL sPRiN Us, IND
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.'ifnu-on's lInpic Corn SnIve."
Warranted 10 cure, or money refunded. Al
.-r crugglst Tor ". Price Is cents.
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nD1laR mesPfa s1 rdas ,qTtd ~, in y
VI hVNH DR. ST EPFENs ~hP~~- 01i~
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a
Morning journal and courier., 1891-06-15
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL
Is PUBLISHED
O. EVERY THURSDAY MORNING.
One Dollar per Year, Tin Advance.)
Single Copies cents.
THE NEW DEAL IN UTAH.

A remarkable political movement is 60
ing on in Utah. There is systematic eff
fort to dissolve the organizations which
have fought the political battles of the
territory for twenty years at least, and
divide the voters, Mormon and gentle,
upon the same party lines that operate
elsewhere. Since 1870 practically every
voter in Utah has been unrolled, if he was
a gentle in the liberal party, if he was a
Mormon in fact or in sympathy, in the
peoples party Republicans and Demo
Gratis voted for the presidential electors of
their respective parties, but there has been
no Republican or Democratic candidate
for congress and none for territorial Off
GERS; it has been gentle against Mormon.
Now tho effort is being made to
draw the Republicans from both the peo-
ple's and the liberal party into q Republi-
can organization, and to repeat the process
with the Democrats, until the old dividing
lines are obliterated and a new one drawn,
not horizontally between church and out
siders, but transversely for both.
The object of this appears to be to kill
the old distrust of Mormonism and help
Utah to be state. If the scheme is an
honest one there are no good objections to
it. Utah has enough to make state out
of. But if it is simply Mormon trick ii
should be relentlessly fought. Utah
should not be made Mormon state.