The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1891-04-25
PuNeeN1 pARAeRAPHs.

-Chiffey--"What's that I hear about
young CheclSerstripe?" Chnffey-"His.
clothes, probably. Harvard Lampoon.
The actor glores in the fact that he
treads the boards; but it nevertheless
makes him very angry to be asked;
"How's the wallSing?"--Pucl;.
DIR. Brush-"Would you advise me
TO have my picture hung?" Easel-"No;
solitary confinement ought to be suffi-
cient."-N. Y Sun.
When the average woman hasn't
anything else to do she always feels as
If she would like to go out and buy
something -Somerville Journal.
Nowadays. Master De Wilbee
Richie-"Nursel who was Eat lady wiz
de dog, zat tissed me dus' now?" Nurse
-"Why, dear, that was your marnaP-
Judge.
"A Pertinent Question. = Will =
"What language are you studying
now?" Phil-"French." Will-"When
do you intend to take up English?"-
Yankee Blade.
Operate Item. - Mrs Billsdoo.-
"Have you ever heard The Chimes
of Normandy?" Mrs Bullion-'No.
have not yet travelled in France. y
jewelers. Circular.
Faint Praise. .-"Jennie is quite
pretty young woman, don't you think?"
80, yes; she's pretty young yet, but not
so young as she was five years ago.
Chicago Saturday Herald.
Little Boy lin the menagerie)-
"Say, pa, is that parrot there the wife
Of the other parrot?" Little Boys
Father (sadly)-"Yes, my son. Don't
you see how much larger her bill is?"-
Clothier and Furnisher.
DE Mascus-"I do think Spokes is
great speaker He's finished orator"
ST. Agedore-"I'm glad of it. Who's
finished him? I've been waiting to do
it myself"-St. Joseph News.
Miss Physics-"Dear Mr.. Physiol-
ogy, you remind me of barometer that
is filed with nothing in your upper
story. Mr.. Physiology-"You occupy
my upper story, my dear Miss Physics"
Rochester Talisman.
Really" said Bangles to his wife,
"that last years dress of yours is very
becoming" "Yes, was the reply. "It
is becoming very shabby and wouldn't
have interrupted you this morning if I
hadn't wanted to see you about an
other. Washington Post
AT the Modiste's.-"Can you show
me your spring styles?" every sorry,
but we have not yet received them"
"That's too bad. have to go out of
town, and should have liked to know
on which side of the flowers hats are to
be worn this season." - Courier des
Elats-Unis.
Malicious $50, what do you think.
dear professor, shall my friend and
try writing a comedy together?" ''Well,
l am not sure but that would be good
plan, and would work very well then
one of you could always rub out what
the other had written" - Fliegende
Blatter.
The Woman of the Future Gus
De Tape-"I have now arrived at o po-
sition where can confidently ask you
to be my wife" Miss Type Priter--
"How much do you get week?" Gus
-"Er-my salary has just been raised
to S15." Miss T-"You're not in it,
I'm making $50 myself; call around in
about ten years from now. brooklyn
Eagle.
Dolly Chatterby-"Such stupid
time as we had at the sewing society
this afternoon. All the girls were mum
as mice-hardly word spoken the
whole blessed time" Mrs. Chatterby-
SIS it possible! What's the trouble ?'
Dolly-"Well, you see, most Of the girls
have joined the King Daughters, They
have motto, you know, Never Speak
Ill of Anybody or something of that
sort It's too ridiculous. ."-Bostonia