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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-05-21
Fatal Mistake,
sengers.

Physicians make no more fatal mis-
take than when they inform patients
that nervous heart troubles come from
the stomach and are OF little conse-
quence. DR.. Franklin Miles, the noted
Indiana specialist, has proven the con
trary in his new book on "Heart Dis
ease" which may be had free at the
Logan Drug Co.'s, who guarantee and
recommend DR.. Miles unequaled New
Heart Cure, which has the largest sale
OF any heart remedy in the world. 1t
cures nervous and organic heart disease,
short breath, fluttering, pain or tender
ness in the side, arm or shoulder, irreg-
ular pulse, fainting, smothcring, dropsy,
etc. His Restorative Nervine cures
headache, fits, etc. TTus&w-2
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A popvInr Remedy.

h Mr.. John Keown, the worthy post
master at Keown, Allegheny county,
Penn, says: "Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy soils better than any other."
The reason OF this is because it can al
ways be depended upon. Let any one
TRIAL and they will find that the first dose
Wfltrclieve the lungs and make breath
ing easier. and that Its continued use
will free the system of all symptoms Of
the cold. The promptness and certainty
of this remedy in the relief and cure Of
colds has wonfor itmaiiy sincere friends
andangde it very popular. For sale By
CIR. Goethe, W. ". Irwin, John Kari,
G. Schnepf, c. Menkemeller, W. S. Nc
CuIlough, N. W. Heinrich, W. Z. Will
fans, s. l.. Brice, John Coleman and ".
II. Williams, Wheeling, W. Va; Bowie
Is Co., Bridgeport, Ohio; B. F. Peabody,
Benwood, W, Va.
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HEDGEs...NtCHoLs.

A Pleasant Wedding in North Wheeling
Last Evening, and another Lady Leavcs:
Last evening, at the residence Of the
brides father, Mr.. G. W. Nichols, on
Mount Wood, DIR. George Hedges,
Of Cynthiana, Ky, and Miss Jane
Nichols were united in mar
riage. Rev. DR.. R, R.. swope
ofIiciatcd, and the attendants were Miss
Ella Nichols, OF Wheeling, Miss Lulu
Wolf, of Short Creek, and Miss Anna
Cox, OF Bethany, who acted as brides
maids, DR.. Joseph Boyd, of Cynthiana,
KY, and William Bah and A. 2. Gar
den, of Wheeling, groomsmen, and
Misses Grace Nichols and Resale En-
blem, who we're charming flower girls,
After the ceremony a pleasant recep-
ton was given, the newly welded pair
being assisted in receiving by Misses
Martha McCurdy, of Wheeling, Bird
Everett, of Lazearyille, Drucie Garden,
OF Wheeling, and Rena Reever, of,Wells-
burg. The affair was in every way one
Of the most charming home weddings
OF the season.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-05-21
r1fEsnAY,s ELECTIoN.

a1r. wiedman Reelected Superintendent
by Good MINORITY Results.
At tile County School election on
Tuesday w. G. Wicdman was reelected
County Superintendent, hayingS77yotes
to G.. S. Biggs' 22G. In Washington
district George Kitson had majority OF
three over Michael Stein for President
of the Board OF Education, and Henry
Roth OF - over Charles Hoffman Tor
School Commissioner. Ten months
school was ordered by big majority,
and power to levy prevailed nearly us
unanimously.
In Triadeiphia district T. NJ Garvin
was elected President Of the Board, hay,
ing l2l votes to W. II. Tyler's l02 and
g. s. Terrill's Q7. William NJ. Hutchin-
son was elected School Commissioner.
Eight months school and power to levy
In Liberty district NJ. /. Connolly
was elected President of the Board and
S. s. jacob School Commissioner. Power
to levy was given by good majority.
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For Over FIFTY Years

Mrs. W1NsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has
been used by millions OF mothers for
their children while teethiug. II dis
turbed at night and broken OF your rest
by sick child suffering and crying with
pain OF cutting teeth send at once and
get bottle OF AIRS. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for children teething. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer immedi-
ately. Depend upon it, mothers, there
is no mistake about it. 1t cures diar-
rhGa, regulates the stomach and bowels,
cures wind collie, softens the gums, re.
duces Inflammation and gives tone and
energy to the whole system. Mrs
WinsIow's Soothing Syrup" for children
teething is pleasant to the taste and is
the prescription OF one Of the oldest and
best female physicians and nurses in
the United States. Price twenty-five
cents a bottle. Sold by all druggists
throughout the world. BE sure and ask
for "MRs. WIEsLow's SooruIXG SYRUP"
AtVEINv
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Perhaps you are run down, can't eat,
can't sleep, can't think, can't do any
thing to your satisfaction, and you Won
der what ais you. You should heed
the warning, you are taking the first
into Nervous Prostration. You need Il
Nerve Tonic, and in Electric Bitters you
win find the exact remedy for restoring
your nervous system to its normal,
healthy condition. Surprising results
follow the use OF this great Nerve Tonic
and Alternative. Your appetite returns,
good digestion is restored and the Liver
and Kidneys resume healthy action.
Try bottle, Price so cents, ut Logan
Drug Co.'s Drug Store. 8
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ABour people.
Strangers in tho city and Wheeling Folks
Ahrond.

strangers in tho City and Wheeling Folks
Abroad.
Mr., U. s. Carlin will arrive home from
New York this morning.
S. Reinheimer, of Cameron, was at the
Mcclure house yesterday.
Mrs. Balzer Edle, Of 1913 Jacob street,
has been ill for two weeks.
Miss Lizzie Coughlan, Of South Nc
Colloch street, is still very i'll.
Mrs. John Becker, OF South Jacob
street, is down with the grip.
Mrs. Charles L. Jones is convalescent,
after an attack OF typhoid fevef,
Mr.. Smith, OF NIiddlebourne, is visit
ing his brother.in-iaw, DR.. w. E. stnth-
ers. ~
Miss Lydia Weaver, OF Moundsville, is
visiting Miss Annie Stewart, OF La Belle
street.
Peter Emig, the well-known merchant
tailor of Wellsburg, was in tho city on
business yesterday.
D.L. Morrow, OF Fairmont, and J. $.
standiford, of New Martinsvill., regis
tered at the Windsoryesterday.
Waiter Beall, of Cumberland, Md
was at the McLure house yesterday on
his way home from an extended western
tour.
Mrs. w. G. Danford, OF Columbus,
and Miss Carrie Danford, Of st: Glars
vile, took dinner at the Windsor yes.
terday.
Mr., Harry Adams, hookkeeper at
Caldwell & Peterson's, who was seriously
nj for a long time, was able to be out
Yesterday, though still very weak.
Mr.. A. T. Young and his family will
leave at 6 o'clock this morning for Mt,
Clemens, Mich, where Mr. Young goes
in the hope OF bencftting his impaired
health.
H. j. Beckley, the clerk at schnepfs
drug store, who has been i'll with fever
for many weeks, is again able to be at
tho store, much 10 the qualification OF
his many friends.
]. w. Dunlevey and Misses Eta and
Lizzie Dunlevey, OF Cameron; 4. >
Lantz, OF Dlaclisvillc, and $; j. E4th,
bone, Jr., OF Elizabeth, registered ut
the Stamm yesterday.
Tho marriage of Gus Knoke, the letter
carrier, and Miss Julia thinner, daugh-
ter OF Carl thinner, is announced Tor
this evening at 0 o'clock. Rev. Q. NJ.
Afford will perform tho ceremony
Yesterday William md Enoch DHee
left BY the Pennsylvania line for New
York, whoncc they will sail to-day Tor
Iiyorpool on the steamer Majestic, OF
the White Star line. They purchased
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Messrs. Wheat and Updegrafr, of the
Brilliant Iron Works Company, are in
the city to-day, says last evenings Steu-
benville Ga.ctte, having business before
the commissioners. Mr.. Wheat informs
us that the mill is running exclusively
on muck iron, for which there is a good
market, However, they expect to erect
new merchant or sheet mill in the
near future and utilize the'muck, them
selves as raw material. They are now
using little Southern pig iron in their
product, mixing ii with Northern iron.
Speaking of the depreciation OF mill
property, Mr.. Wheat says thai the nail
factory which cost 100000 to construct,
could not now be sold for $4,000.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-05-21
A Good Rain at Last.

The rain which fell on Tuesday even.
tIs Gems to have been merely the first
y, series, Yesterday it rained at in
W.T. w,yAIs through most Of the day, though
c c 9ard, and last evening about G
S n. E a drenching, soaking rain, such
NJ go ,lGs been soreiy needed for several
NJ Tisehs' Tell for about a quarter
!, w honr. Afterwards several nice
S S,S@ers came, and last night another
WIZ WY ram lei. Taken altogether, the
r cS,..S seem TO have donea great deal of
II. RE- s,.. A gardener said yesterday that
f@ias hchad that were saved from the
Sc'h and that il d good hard rain fell
az several hours he would have plenty
80! strawberries and perhaps a fair
XIII Espberrirs, black and rcd, but
Lg, o,!!I,Sht tho blackberries were much
81" Il net entirely killed.
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j REcREaNT HUSBAND
,,ngnl, Recalled to tie Path Of
''' pptv by his Able spoueO.
grPrIC PUNISHMENT DEALT OUT
-. d, Angry Woman with Cotton
- 2.,,,,reIla and Strong Arm 80 a
s,,.nv Scene ut n Railroad Station
Yesterday Morntns'

~. Fred Hedge, Of Cherry Hill, this
. ,r was in the city yesterday morn
t in- Ioobtng ior her husband, who she
~, ~, had run OF with another woman.
s sb"tr,ced him to Martins Ferry and
, I,,y found him in company with Mrs.
rT., Richards. She learned that
'D,,a5 boen TO Steubenville with Mrs.
pf ,, and they would arrive on the
,I.ar =, m, train on the Cleveland 4
p;,,.bnrsh railroad, She talked of get
.;"r an, 4 warrant and having both
a "T but did not do so,
She concealed herself at the depot
when the train arrived, and
%ar husband and the Richards woman
a%S or among the passengers. Mrs.
TIatTsc rushed through the crowd. with
= ..sScrty.tiye cent cotton umbrella IN
Sor noni and nearly wore the umbrella
H AZ, bystiag her husband over the head,
vcrE spd back, at the same time saying:
n nl, I've caught you with her NJ lastW
.vo" oId sinner p "Ain't you ashamed
n rnarseli?o "You will run around with
Ctfcr womcnm etc, etc., to the amuse-
v v,pnt oi the people on the train and at
ne Gepot. The infatuated woman then
sSia@d her hayward husband By the
s sy,r and marched him off toward the
ci. birding. evidently intending to
Ss%c him locked up. Hedge wanted to
"n III" other way, but his wife, much the
ssm"IIcr OF the two, had her way about it.
When near the Mayors Office they
.urped and started down street, Hedge
S%.ing agreed to 90 home with her and
SSbSye himself better. They walked
down 10 the ferry and crossed the river,
ouatreling us they went.
Mrs Richards not caring to have
Mr.: Hedge attack her also, disappeared,
and Richards himself, who had been
Nth Mrs. Hedge earlier in the morn
Inc searching for her husband and his
Via hearing that Mr.. ard Mrs. Hedge
we're on the ferryboat Climax, rushed
,eross the Union bridge aud was in
waiting in North Wheeling when they
arrived there. Richards said that Hedge
had alicnated his wife's affections, and
hat he intended TO give him n sound
tirashing, but Policeman Terrill hap
Tcned to be there and hostilities were
ttSstponcd. Hedge and HE wife walked
m the 'Pewiky" track toward Cherry
liil. Richards following, andtat last ac-
C@cnts the armistice still continued.
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NOTES ON NAVIGATION.
Stage of Water md Movements of Boats,
! Tho River Interests.

Stage OF water and Movements OF Boass.
The River Interests.
The river was stationary last night
with 2 feet 10 inches in the channel.
Tho reports from above were:
Warren - Stationary at low water
mark weather cloudy andwarn,
Brownsville feet II inches and sta
tionary; weather cloudy.
Morgantown-4 feet 6 inches and sta
tionary; weather cloudy and warm.
Pittshurgh-5 feet 0 inches and sta
tionaryi raining.
The steamer Phillips was q welcome
sight to many Bellaire people Yesterday.
The steamers Matt Allen and Liberty
reshipped their Pittsburgh freight at
BSllaife yesterday.
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DIED.

HoLLtDAY-ou Wednesday, May %, 1891, at
Doth year.
Funeral services mt the residence OF her son.in.
law, jacob Ritz, No. q Twentieth street, on
Friday afternoon at o'clock. Friends Of
the family invited. Intcrment at PcnlnSular
cemetery.
TERRY-on Tuesday, Nay 10, 1891, at 1870 a. m,
years.
Funeral from tho residence OF her husband, No.
Il North York street, on Saturday morning
att O'Clock. Friends OF tho fnmIly invited
to attend the services. Intcrmcnt private at
Greenwood cemetery.
New orleans and St. Louis papers please copy.l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-05-21

MARsEILLEs, May 2O.-Thc steamer
Bearn, from Brazilian and Argentine
ports, has brought back 700 utterly des-
titute Italian emigrants who had sought
fortunes in those countries. During
the passage five died from yellow fever.
They tell startling stories OF their hard
ships, and these will tend to check the
ties OF emigration flowing from Italy to-
wards South America, and increase the
number Of Italians going into the
United States.
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PROGRESSIVE.
The c. s. o. Improves Its Already Excel
lCnt Train Service.

Tho G. s. o. Improves Its Already Excel
lCnt Train Service.
The management OF the Chesapeake
& Ohio railway, having the comfort Of
passengers always before them, have in
augurated a parlor car line between
Clifton Forge and Richmund, via Lynch
burg, over their james river division.
These cars will run on trains and 10,
leaving Clifton Forge at $3.50 a, M,
reaching Richmond at $3.50 p. M, and
leaving Richmond at Ga. M, reaching
Clifton Forge ut 6:45 p. m.
Only those who have kept pace with
the improvements made in the train
service Of the Chesapeake 4 Ohio rail-
way can realize the rapid progress made
by tho present management in adding
to the comfort and safety OF its pas
senpers.
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ALL good people should attend the
Lectures OF LEON II. VINCENT, at Fourth
Street NJ. i. church, on May %, 26, -
and 80, at s p. m.-Hawthorne. Emer-
son. CARLYLE, Dickens.
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theIr g.eaner tlcket. II Iohn DaiIIe,s

"bS'tel'
d. Haman, OF Eureka; George Ran.
kin, of Graysville; 7. NJ. Calvert and
wife and 9. 4. PriGhard, Of Manning-
ton; 4. NJ. Harr, OF FairmOnt; William
Kincaid and L. II. Gallagher, Of Came.
ron, and W. S. Raymond, of Fairmont
were at tho Bchler yesterday.
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ry s Jour Jour nNmO is not on tho lNTELL1.
h W., subscription DoOKs mako haste
E,,.,s II on tho list notwithstanding In.
n,,o '"e ami general improvement
Ns., y no Increase In price. stu better
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noN ToN OPENING.

On account of an unavoidable dclay In
maIdns repairs, the opening OF the Bon
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nnll plnyer Fornrtx pcad.

Philadelphia, Pa, May 20-James
G. Fogarty, the well known ball player,
died here to-day OF consumption.
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The above organs are in perfect con-
ditiou, and We offer them on easy
monthly payments. Call at once and
secure Il bargain.
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ron TON OPENING.

ON account of mn unavoidable delay in
making repairs, the opening OF the Bon
Ton Is postponed until Saturday, May 20.
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advantages and inducements lclass
unequald by the South and the for profitable
The climate sa9Tu the soil rich and the mineral wealth AZ
and building Fine timber abundance Iron ores Of unusual guilty n
greatest liberty Gown has debt lis annual revenue over 5000
low other
county in Georgia county than any
in
liberal inducements will he lnne to
We good live people and such the past Cdaown is
growth and We have prepared
giving particulars and will mail it who will write @
well
which conducting this enterprise must result
in the all who become interested
Record ob Porter Superintendent Of the CensS
spcakgo wonderful growth the Central SOUTH The
class of araeto these rich mineral regions will be Of the highest cher
the coal and iron production Of s0 when there Ye MnnoH
the Central Southern States alonc HuniHou Coal
IronO 397,529, Pig Iron l,7SO900 ons'
cEDARToWN iAND.lMPRoVEMENT CO.. cedartown, Ga. 4
A. @e p GgGao%n on Wi E s R sn
Edmonson, of Lexington, Ky, Auct'r.
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II you feel weak
ssIS all worn out take
sSVSN'S IRON BITgERs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
The PULPIT and the Stage.

Rev. F. NJ Shrout, Pastor United Breth-
rem church, Blue Mound, Kas., says: 81
feel it my duty to tell what wonders DR..
Kings New Discovery has done for me. My
lungs were badly diseased, and my parish
oners thought could live only few weeks,
took five bottles of DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry and am sound and well, gaining twenty
six pounds in weight"
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny
Folks Combination writes: after thor
ough trial and convincing evidence | am
confident DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, beats 'em all, and cures when
everything else fails. The greatest kindness
l can do my many thousand friends is to
urge them to try it." Free trial bottles at
A. C. Irelands drug store. Regular sizes
SOC. and 81.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20

S.H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis, was tro9u'
bled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his
stomach was disordered, his liver, was al,
fected to an alarming degree, appetite, fell
away, and he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bit
tiers cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg ILL.,, had a
running sore on his leg of eight years
standing. Used three bottles of Electric
Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve, and his leg is sound and well
John Speaker, Cataw ba, Ohio, had five large
fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was
ipcurable. One bottle Electric Bitters and
one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him
entirely. Sold by A. G. Ireland's drug store
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Hale and Hearty.

These two adjectives by no means imply the
possession of great muscular strength There
are men and women VI slight build and
inferior stature to whom the terms "Eale and
hearty" perfectly appl5. Their complexion art
clear e! es bright AID vivacious, pulses tranquil
step elastic, movements steady, sleep urdi.
tulbed appettes sound. These indicia OF hale
ness and heartne s Hostetter's Stomach BitteIs
will assuredly be. tow upon the feeble, the
nervous and the dyspnptic. No to ic of the
century compares wit it in popularity, nosother
rivals it in efficacy. As permanent invlgOratiOn
means also the previous re u ION Of disorder
of the system, Hostetter's stomach Bttcrs
must also be regarded as chief among gu'a
tors. 1t conquers and prevent rheuma is ,
overcomes inactivity of the liver, bowels Il d
kidneys, and promotes acquisition OF flesh
well as yigor.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit.
tie cherub awakes as "brightas button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
10 the best known remedy for diarrhoea,
whether arising from teething or other
g uses. TWENTY-FIVE cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20

Itisquite probable that you may need the
services of physician some day; but you
can postpone the time indefinitely by
keeping your blood pure and your system
.invigorated through the use of Ayers
iSarsaparilla. Preventions are better
than cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20

Mr.. John Carpenter, OF Goodland, Ind.
says: 81 tried Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, for diar-
rhea and severe cramps, and pains in the,
stomach and bowels with the best results.
In the worst cases ! never had to give
more than the third dose to effect a cure.
In most cases one dose will do. Besides
its other good qualities it is pleasant to
take" Twenty-Five and 80 cent bottles
for sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20

As a general liniment for sprains and
bruises or for rheumatism, lame back,
deep seated or muscular pains, Cham
berlain's Pain Balm is unrivalled. For
sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
Bucklen's Arnica SaIve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblainf
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. J.
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents ne,
box. For sale at A. G. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
Lied by the Sweat OF His Brow

Mother (suspiciously)-lf you haven't
been in swimming how did your hair get
80 vet?
Little Dck-That's peispiration-run-
MIN away from bad boys wot wanted me
to disobey you an go in swimmin'.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
Female Sympathy.

Do you know, Miss Smith, that young
Jones has been sentenced to nnety-nine
years imprisonment
Poor fellow, sighed the young lady,
he will have to wait long time before he
can marry.
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A Slip of the Tongue.

Bjenks-I want you to come up to my
house, doctor, right away.
DR.. Bolus-Who's sick?
Bjenks-Oh Mrs. Bjenks and the baby
are both ailing. 1 thought you might as
we'll kill two birds with one stone.
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Two Struggles.

Oh, fierce indeed is the struggle for bread
In the crowd that goes hurrying by,
But fiercer by far, it may safely be said,
Is the boarding house struggle for pie.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20

Accustomed to Crooked Paths.
Jenks-I feel sure that should make a
success as an African explorer.
Jinks-what are your qualifications?
Jenks-I can find my way about Brook
lvn
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DR.. Acker's English Pill.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss OF ap
petite, bad complexion and biliousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
He Never Had a Chance.

Jack-Well, after all, there never was
q man who never committed youthful
follies.
Tom-How about Adam?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
Bewildering Work.

Tubbs wouldn't let his fiancee work
any longer at the soda fountain.
What was the trouble?
She got the winks mixed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-20
An Authority.

Harkins has written book Of etiquette.
What does he know about the usages of
polite society?
He knows what has kept him out of it.