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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-14
WHAT WE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT
Matters of Local Interest Talked AbOu
Here, There and Everywhere.

Matters of Local Interest Talked About
Here, There and Everywhere.
~ Titusville American Citizen: Not
withstanding the protection given him
by the Mckinley law, Andrew Carnegie,
the iron king, recently made a heavy
cut in his workmen's wages. Now he
has made cut into the United States
Treasury by being awarded contract
for S3,500,0OO worth of armor plate for
the new naval vessels. No wonder
Carnegie believes in protection" and
no wonder that he is a liberal contrib
utor to the Republican campaign fund.
e5- "For some months many rail
readers on the Valley, living in this
vicinity, have been making half-time
and some less than that, remarked one
of the "boys" the other day. "This
gives us just about enough to pay rent
and buy bag of -four or ton of coal
and how are we to keep out of debti
Still, if we get behind and can't make
things go, we are informed on as being
bad debtors and by some peculiar order
of things we soon find ourselves out OF
work altogether. There's not much
justice in this, and it always keeps
poor devil backed up to the wall" It's
fact, there does not seem to be much
justice in method of that sort and we
believe a more legitimate and equitable
arrangement could be made by the COM
pany to have it's employees pay up, for
instance, more work and better pay.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-14
Estate Notice.

Letters OF Administration on the estate Of
Robert A. Henry, late Of Lower Towamensinp
Township Carbon county, deceased, having been
granted to the undersigned Administrator, all
persons indebted to said estate are requested TO
make immediate payment, and all having Just
claims against the same will present them for
settlement TO J. G. KREAMER, Administrator,
residing at Millport, in said township.
RAPSHER g. CASSIDY,
Feb. i4-elew
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-14

Whe1 you ttjnb
of6Uying Glassware,
ChjnGUareOr QueenSIO0re
OF EInd tOtW find that saving of the tSAt
Dollar to buy at H1Dn1neI Bazaar cow
DIee IN this o0n EOeTyine NeW The GoOds vEOs
md GSt out not least the Prices Ne earnestly public
to call and see our goods. XoI to be suited
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-14

During the year 1891 You will
find
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

dollars for ous column par year IN .
country weekly. or forty-swo dollars al
inca per insersion. . price which have
freqnsusiy paid In al eastern weekly Of
grsas eiTral.zaon-
How much. dear READER, do yoa sup
pose the New YORK or Chicago merchant
pays for ID. two column advertisement
which rs prinss In three or four FIRST
elias daily nswsp>psuf From ti7s 10
es5o per paper. Advertising cost money,
Yes, bat IL pays. Ii paid John Wanna
raAker to spend S25o. 900 year in II and
10 employ . man ~ . salary OF 5000 a
year ~ attend to that part Of the brzi-
nnA
And thers Il the psteotsd ADVERTISING.
l. Is possible for . man ~ pntcnt sdver-
tizfngf You would think - were you to
take run through tho big patent once
hsre. - did. while trying 70 earn my
nswypsper friends thousand dollars.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

GUARDIANS SALE--fn the matter OF the
~ estate of E1c a. Davis. Notice Is hereby
given that ] stall sell ~ public auction. q the
highest ltdfer. on saturday, the 9Th DAY OF
Aprf. A. b. 1891. At ten o Giles I'm the forenoon.
at the front door of the Probate egffce, u Lyon
street. in the city OF Crane Rapids. In the
county of kent. In the state II Michigan. pur-
suant 10 license and authority granted a. me
Probate court OF Ken; county. Mlcbiesn. al ai
the right. title. Interest or se.ste % said no n
crs. In or to those certain pieces or parcels FL
iaId situated anu peirg tn the ceuats O. Kent.
STATE ~ Michigan. known ard described -
follows. to-wit: The east fnlf Of THE north
NEST quarter. and the southwest qnsltrr OF
the northeast quarter. all on section sixiera
tgsl in town six 90 north OF rsngs tse.se ~
west
Dated. February IL A. n. Issl.
MARtsAEET y. DAVIS. Guardian.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

PATENTED ukcTRlc LIGHT REFLECTOR
vcrtiscrsL They advertised private and
public matters by writing as well as by
word Of mouth. They had criers who,
In addition TO their other duties, cried
sales Of goods. public matters and things
lost or found. Street advertising in its
most original form was derived from the
Romans. There Is extant a rude sketch
of Chinese sandwich man" who pa
radsd the streets bearing advertise
ments strung upon bamboo pole 1000
years b c. An Egyptian papyrus
advertisement Of . stock breeder, 5000
years b. c., is in tho British museum,
and copy Of it is in tho United States
patent oGice. Signs over shops were
among the earliest advertisements The
signs Of Herculaneum and PomrSii were
made Of Stone or terra Gotta relieve, and
Get into tho pilasters on Gdes Of tho opsn
shop front.
In the ruins OF those cities have been
found goot-the sign Of dairy; q mule
driving . mill-the sign Of . baker, and
many similar devices In old London
the bell man OF crier was . familiar 6g-
ure. II was lsss than . century ago
thst tho famous ''tripe and batter ad-
vertiSng tombstone was erected by
borrowing bat practical widow in an
English ehurchyard-
Considering that advertising Is one Of
the ancient arts, il Is remarkable that
the first advertisement IN . Newspaper
did not make its appearance till about
900 years ago. The first known ncws-
paper advertisement IN anything like the
present form was printed in The Mercu-
nus Politicus. N English publication. in
1859. Toward the Close Of that century
newspaper advertising wa general
among The French and English. Books
were the first articles generally adver-
tiscd IN the public prints.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

~w-rxxP ApvnR1Nrus-s,oO 90 yRAns d c.
Teddy newspaper advertising b the
ry>aters Of al sdvertlssng. Ia 1877 the
government collected taxes On 90. 600.
co wursh II aAvertassDsnt<. Today IL
ecnld collect On "A aggregate vnans
fersy time gresser Last winter s'sere
wns hsLs in WsahAnsAss esnveofien ~
whol-sals siraxEi~ss and patent rnssisrtns
rr~n. Among thesn v>r~ sme q siss
k~~n>st end xcse exseusivs sdvers>sevs
IN the world In what var ID yos oil
vprtise NEST e6~nv~iy~ ses~s oo< q
tssnes In the ne~spnpry, anJoeessssi-
shsv. ~ has prsmPs rspiys there -
nntsinx Iik~ a. A5~uvsassne vishsas
- ~ n>w>r~p~rv - isk~ ssssssrs ffosa
New Yovs ~ chscaxo ~fshsaf srfns sze
esr Ysu ear Is IL, iBzs - y0n ssn
yah. - 81 - esusi boat bat 80 ssa
- 80 there - ssiesty 81 - sfssef4y
AEntfssr extensive advertiser saaa -
Pc ~s~wsp~prx sfv-<tissss - tzssf ARd
annnp.k na na<t<s wsssssx il ess&s14ss
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

ments painted on the shade or globe; .
drinking fountain. with advertising
spaces: automatic smokers, for use in to-
baccouists' show windows; playing cards,
with advertisements printed on them;
an advertising checker board. an adver-
Using washboard, an advertising PIN
cushion, birdcage, 30 contrived that
the hopping about Of its feathered in
mate changes the advertising card dis
played without; q combined bust
ness card ana pincushion. on sex
plosive package" packet Of I'D
vertising circulars so tied mp that on
being meddled with it bursts and scat
tiers tho bills all over the astonished
meddler-a sort Of April fool advertising
device; an automatic magic lantern; u
combination of advertisements with
street signs ON lampposts; an advertis-
ing windmill: an automobile butter
fy." TO Zap its advertising wings in a
show window; . musical advertising
cigar box: an automatic gorilla; an adj
vertising um5yslla; . perfumed adver-
Using packet, and IAN advertising hd
for beer glasses"
From the far west comes an invention
which the proprietor Of = panacea for
grippe will do we'll to secure for aslvertis-
ing purposes. Il il the figure Of hend
in human form. with fierce eyes and =
bulldog revolver In hand. which leaps
out from behind door when you open
IL. thrusts his weapon into your face and
displays plscard reading:
..-.-....--..---..--...
SHUT THE DOOR; :
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Ibid you ever know that Harry 6imp-
Inns wrote poetry sad enc nAfines
girl % another.
mo. don't believe he can.
''oh, saw sope that be wrote. re-
sponded the drst matinee giri. ~ . daxh
ct color came into her face
"WaA il goody
"wesl. the rhymes and meter may not
have been 20 swfully stylish. bat" land
here there was little burst Of empha-
els, 1.-The sentiment was just lovely
Washington Post.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
Genuine Feeling.

A poor man succeeded in gaining ad-
mission to the presence of tho wealthy
Baron Rapineau. to whom he told the
narrowing story Of his misfor:unes aad
his destitution in such eloquent terms
that the baron. moved to pity. with tears
in his eyes and his voice broken with
sobs. said in faltering accents to his
servant:
"Jean, turn the poor fellow out-he
breaks my heart. LA Chroniqre.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
TO BUILDERS.

Sealed proposals vii be received until April
is al noon. Tor the erection % the following
buildings. on the Kent county lair GROUNDS.
Art and Manufacturers han. ponoloe cal hail.
horse exhibition buiidia-.A I've exbiisiii N
buildings Tor cattle. shrsF and swine. accord
leg 20 plans and specifications new on Die IN
tn secrefary's cfiice, room a. Porter block.
Grand Rapids. Mica. buildings TO BE- cempist-
ed by August 1. ISL.
In order 90 secure competition We are Will
Ing to make liberal advances 10 reliable huild-
ers 10 assist in purchasing material. Terms
will he made known by the secretary. repar-
ate bids will be re9uired for each baildine.
The Beard Of Dirsrtsfs reserve The right 70
JAMES cox. Secretary.
march e. fssI AZ Is
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Senior Partner-Look here, Mr.. Sheep
ly. the LIST Of January you came to me
and said you werc seriously thinking OF
getting married, and on the strength OF
that gave you = raise in your salary.
What's the matter? Aren't you going to
get married?
Sheeply-No, SIR. I thought 90 seri-
ously OF it that concluded wouldn't.
-Harper's Bazaar.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
LEGAL ADVERTISING.

A DMINISTRATRIX' SALE-In tho matter
"A Of ihe estate oil Ursula Howell. deceased
Notice is hereby given fhatl shall sell at public
auction. ~ The highest bieaef. on "Wednesday.
the sth day Of Apri. A. Il. ISL. at ten o ciS,k IN
the foreuf on. ut the iions door of the Prusiste
ONCE. = Lyoa->treet. IN Inc city Of Grand Hap.
ids. In the county Of hent ia t1e Stale Of
Michigan, pursuant 10 iirease and authority
granted 10 me on tie 13ih DAY OF February. A.
ID. J-si. by the PROBATE Court of Kent county.
Mchlaan. al the right title. interest or estate
Of said deceased. in or 10 inst certain piece or
parcel OF land situated and being in the county
OF Kent, State OF Michigan. known and de
Scrfbed as follows. to-wit: one and oae-ba,f
Oh acres OIL the northwest corner 81 the
no rihwest quarter of section sixteen 40. Ia
town six 90 north OF range twelve fl2l west. be
ingt wenty tan rods north and south by twelve
I'D rods east and west.
Dated. February Is A. u. 1897.
lila ALLIN6HAM. Administrative.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

she Kns~s the yalas OF Pleasant
Words. sd says sas akes A~srse~a
Weasn saa Thinks Ths.a Well DSsk.
Especial corrospond1nc<.l
NEW YoKK. April 9.-English women
are easily identified always. They have
moro distinct nationality than any
other race Of women ia the world II u
not necessary. therefore. 10 say that
Mrs. III. Rider Haggard. tho wife Of the
writer Of mystical and mythical fiction.
is typical English woman. Whatever
vapory inaginings Mr.. Haggard may
have concerning his story wives. his real
ono Is very practical and very sensible.
Ms. Hagyard is thirty years old. and
looks about twenty-sjx. She Is Of me-
dinm height and size. has trim. shapely
figure. blus eyes with sparkle In them,
and wavy brown hair, which she wears
brushed plainly away from her face and
gathered into French twist.
On the day that saw her in her rooms
ut tho Victoria hotel she wore . neat
travelling suit Of brown cloth. 1t was
tailor made. very plain, and fitted per-
fectly. She was busy with her packing.
for it was on Tuesday, and she began her
homeward journey to England the next
day. There was not much to pack, how
ever. for all tho baggage except that
carried by hand had gone astray and
been carried back to Mexico.
We've been invited out TO dinner at
Commodore Huges' tonight" said Mrs.
Haggard, land we haven't dress suit
nor q dinner dress among US, bat we are
going just the same; the hospitality Of
you Americans is 90 hearty that dress
doesn't seem to matter"
Mrs. Haggard talked in free, uncon-
ventional way, smiling often and show
ing a perfect set Of white. even teeth.
She is very much tanned from her long
stay in Mexico, but usually she must
have very fair complexion. if one may
judge from her hair and eyes, and thu
little line that shows just below the col
lar Of her dress.
She gave q very amusing account OF
the way in which she and Mr.. Haggard
lost each other. 1t was only q misun-
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Office Boy-Please. sir, my colds dat
bad can't hardly stand it, an my head
aches like blazes, an'-an' I've got a ter
rible sore head. an my neck's stiff. an !
got a sly coming over one eye, an dc
udder ones weak, an'-an' -
Employer-That will do, James. The
skating must be pretty good to make
you have as many ailments - that
Boston Traveller.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Why, NO fewer than 400 patents have
been issued in this country for sdvertis-
ing devices aud methods. Some Of them
are marvels Of ingenuity. others are Wis
ionary, all Are interesting.
One man patented an advertising bal
loon, designed to sail over city or the
country, carrying IN automatic device to
throw down handbilis to the astonished
multitude on mother earth. Another
inventor improved on this by attaching
to hh balloon an immense screen, upon
which . magic lantern was TO throw the
words. Read The Daily Moon" or Take
Squills Pills" in letters ten feet long.
Imagine that sort of an advertisement
floating over the country at night!
An ingenious device, typical Of the
electrical age in which we live. is TO
hang upon the fronts Of buildings, near
arc lights, q sign whose letters will 10
reflected upon the sidewalk for tho
amusement Of pedestrians.
Scores Of inventors have designed card
distributing or card displaying machines
run by clockwork or weights. One Of
the best of these is an automatic boy for
handing cards ont to passers-by. A New
England genius patented q revolving
Christmas tree, covered with figures Of
Santa Clauses, angels and clowns, all
going through some sort Of performance.
Many years ago some ono invented de-
vice by which You put coin In the slot
and take out nm advertisement. It was
not . success; people viii not buy adver-
tisements.
Many curious things in the advertis-
ing line may Be seen among the models
or drawings in the patent office-cards
hung in railroad cars, to be changed
every time the bellcord is pulled by the
conductor; rotary lamps, with advertise
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

BxO AVVuxUkS0 1AxkA>oSs
tiang q pspnl.Eizing my paper. some
hing superior 70 anything hitherto
krisd, and WIN give you . thousand
dollars fog it." thought l could earn
his money. A hundred plans and prof
sctz formed moro OF less definitely IN
my mind, bat ! have not earned the
thousand dollara Most OF my inven-
lions wcre old; tho new ones were
worthless Il b wonderful how few
really new things there arc under tho
sun Probably there IL no field Il hu-
man endeAvor in which greater amount
of ingenuity 10 being displayed at this
time than In advertising.
Advertising has become . profession.
There Is premium on skill and brains.
and ingenuity In it - In all other
professions Tho ofSer Of . thousand
dollars fce ono idea - not unusual.
! have heard Of many similar offers
The man whose brain is capable Of
devising new and effective advertis-
ing devices and methods need not
despair Of finding . market for his
wares In this day and generstion- But
do not imagine this road to success 10
an easy ono to travel. Advertising is
not . new thing In the world Millions
Of bright brains have poudcred upon it,
schsmcd on IL In al lands during nearly
two centurie&
Advertising IL as ancient - the hills,
and it viii endure till the end Of time.
Tho ancient Greeks made their public
announcements by writing. The Ro-
mana were ingenious and persistent ad-
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

A New York reporter happened 10 be
At the menAgeris in Central park when
the animals were being fed He saw the
keeper give the tiger q large piece Of
meat
Docs be get that often% asked the
reporter.
He is fed regularly every day." re-
piled the keeper.
''Great heavens! why was not born
. tiger" said the reporter, clasping his
hAnds.-Texzs Saftings.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Teacher-When you stop to think Of
It, scholars, the rivers are very important
things. Now, what would we do if
there were no rivers to carry away the
rain and the melting snow?
The Prodigy-Let EN- run down the
eewers.-Lowell Citizen.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Mamma-You naughty girl! You've
eaten every cooky there was on the
plate. told you you might have three.
Little Edith-Yes, but you didn't tell
me which three. So had to eat all to
be sure to get the right ones Boston
Transcript.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
TKEAsURgs's NOTICE..

City Clerks Once
Grand Rapids. Mich. Mach "a. 1871.
Notice - hereby gwen that the assessment
roll for tie construction OF q sever IN ~hel-
don street. from NsDhen svsnue 20 Efskely
avenue. sn the cfs 81 Grand Rapids - rev
IN nv bands AID that I vii receive payment
City Hall
GEORGE r PERRY,
apr 70 CITY Treasurer.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
TRKAsunrR-s NOTICE


7rsss Rsasss Mica Nah ~ Isl
Neftce = hefehs sFsa that fhs ssse<sTsrt
seit fos he eerssrnetlsa 81 -sfxeY tn Nxca
fEare strc~f kfets SsHersan s*saae r. ~FHfs
fusssea sffr<t - tnf city ~ ssfkss k<s.fs q
nee - rs hsnes sEe tsss 1 wiil rrr>s - fxx
FaeFsf tsfefeoa fof ffe ffe4 q fscssr asfs
- N fffs aste Al the o-lee - ffss Clff Treas
aseF cav RalA 9t4sEAE ~ fEEHf.
ar i fsrs Ifsasars>
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Burglar (ss Jagway enters his own
room)-Hands mp and no noise!
Jagway (complyingA can't 80 you,
but suppose you must be burglar.
Why don't you light the gas:
Burglar-Not much. l used to 30 Z
landlord. Life.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

AMI novelty. She has besa married
eleven years. 50 that sli u her husbands
fame has been acquired since be know
her. Who known bat she las esea his
lnsps.sslu. AAnGAxxr NAHTox.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

ne sHneaf rnsesfne - re s1s-xsessev> -
lbs Fr@sfaeaf saa asFrrtefs - fhs tsrnsf Esq
<esee ii tae eefafssAt - fsfsa< 81. fsaass d
s4ers ~ gne s3ts ~ sfssss fsetas <tet< =
NJ h14xa - 4arsass. Mss tsH. st = ses>rs
seas 4 MOCHA. seerefxsy.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

EIty Tressurers 0Hee.
Grand Eap.6s. Mich. Hsrth x. 1se4.
Notice r. hereby ssven thst tue assessment
roll for the epehing snc widening 81 Charles
street from enffhy sfenue e iscsr street
kaads. and tkxf vfil receive payment tntr>on
fsr he period 81 f~Fnfv arvs from thss date
~ the ef1ee Of the Cifx Tressurer. CITY Han
sEORssk X TkkEY.
arr Is CITE 1Fe@<nrer
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
All He Did.

Dashaway-I lost eighty dollars Last
night.
Cleverton--At what?
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS in st little
game of poker aud looking on few min
utes.-Brookivn Life.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

Bulfnch-What's thematter, Wooden,
Wooden--rve just been to ask old
Cashbox for his daughter.
Bulfnch-Well, how did you come
out?
Wooden-Through the window.-Bos-
ton Courier.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
CHICAGO VIlC RAJ.

tbsiiy- Al Others daily except suaasy.
Taxing effect Sunday. Jug Is lSss.
Sleeping cars on fs.rsne and Atlantic Ia
pressts y aid IRON betruil Fsflef ears raa
on Day LxpresS saa tsTsnd kRpiGs Ia rcss 20
and from Detroit. Direct connections made
~ Detroit with nj through trains East ncs-
cts on sale nj InieB ncket Once. o. Nearso-
ST.. and NJ Union depot
FFsp NJ. Bsssss, siea9 Act. IS Nenress
o. W. kuScLEA. u. T.. and i. Ag't. Chicago.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
DETROIT, NOVEMBER "a ,p.
LANSING a norrArRe Y. n.

- tftfI Ask fNrrk 0syk
I..1n a. n. fUns tss suxa 20 Detroit vita par
s~v her csrs seatS. IS rfBfs.
LOO J.. NJ liss threesa pari0r ear 20 Detrest
ts--V seas. - eFuts
co. p n. runs ta8 eugh 10 Detroit vita pa-.
os-c tet csrs s~ats. - cehfx
for cekeis ard tnlorsnAt4on apDy NJ L nlsa
tcket once, ~ N.nroe->s. or ofea sfat.nn
sEo. BthsNIA. ,sen. Pass Ag't
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

. ffsans from ssas,sss vsBsot3 ~ - sssge
l'lksvn win last tfsahs fef hsv ork sna 8ies-
ton. The Lac -nos~ via Clrsrfn 80 a. earss -.
fien With the krie sbe 4. ssa l.. d. n A farsn
tfe suiekest AND msst olrres fouts - fsfss-
bure- A Srrrn
c. 7. a p. A. Cleveland. o
s Hsscook- T3et.f Amt, Isepsl
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13

An 0t1 stony.
Few people recognize the fun exfent
Of ANY natural defect with which they
may b afflicted A y~ung man on .
CHICAGO aud Northwestern train . day
OF two 40 wHs po~csscd Of . most pro-
nouncsd and decssiei lisp lie wns talk
ine IN n animated manner 10 . com
pa1ion, end hi. pecuisAs speech couid
mt fail - attract mnch notiee. An 49,
qunintancs with him I'D: what In Tho
World makes ron lisp - ! don't b.
Aev- there IL any uzs la it,
why. d. yen thiak issshp maehr ~
piiei sAe sfl,sssf Il 1sdnt thapass 1
ii.shp.-i ualesta shsid shaxas. thost-
shssp ~ thems shseh thsHs. "--AskAnsas
~~---~-v---~-------r~-----~
% ss>s esess.
Wife - 0rsrsaas. bsw pear sietk0
As~ii ~ tssAeeo sBaaksl
Hssa~Ad- You mast b vvsag ny
Seas.
wifs-why. hAssas pan hsea snsh-
iaes
Hashaad-Y@ fsss 10 vss s2s sf TIE
ssssss Fss gave sss -Sbsshsss ssd Far
sishek,
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
RIDER HAGGARDS WIFE
INTERVIEWED ~ NEW YORK ~
MAR0ARET NATION.

she IL . Typical EsEiish wsasa." has
She Kns~s the Value OF Pi~.sAnt
Words. sd ssys sss Iakes A~asrse~a
Weasn saA Thiaks Ths.s Well Dssk-
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
CHICAGO JANUARYl 1887.
AND WEST Mncr,oAN s'Y.

w eek days sEsery car.
Qs1l A. ". has th-olgh chair car 20 Chi
c'vv cage. No extra charge for seats
Js(Ul q. ID rDas Through 80 Chicago solid
A'S~ VITA wagner bGfet car. seetS -
cents.
S11S T. N. has through chair ear 70 Naass
osDo tee. via ID. a n. y. q a.
l135 e. y .s !. sss e. ,as VIA wsssrss.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-04-13
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