St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-06

Ing the NATIONAL DemOcratlc convention.
She thinks that she wants it herself Mil
waukee should get herself innoculated with
little bichloride of patient resignation.
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Edgar Fawcett has written a new story,
entitled american Push. 1t is the Ameri-
can pull, though, that gobbles the political
Offices.
Why should a great poet like Goethe, and
a great musician like Mozart have been
sehristened ''Wolfgang?" We should as soon
think of naming pond lily ''Snarleyow."
& Those Jealous Chicago policemen who at
tempted to scare everybody away from the
worlds fair by midnight ell of 'Anarch-
istsr' have become the laughing stock of the
entire press of the country, and a few of
them are seriously threatened with dis
charge.
: If the indefinite friend of the GLoRE who
contributes bright, witty coloquies puns and
epigrammatc sentiments without revealing
his or her identity will consent to disclose
himself or herself, it may prove of mutual
advantage. Anonymity doesn't go" i'll a
well-regulated newspaper Office.
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That Russell scandal in England cannot
amount to much. The Prince of Wales is
not in it.
Under a Republican administration trains
are robbed in the suherbs of great cities,
children of wealthy bankers are kidnapped
and returned for heavy ransom, and dyna-
mite bombs are hurled at millionaires. Still,
let us not forget that we owe the good
3 1,, - a.
party, assisted by the great and only Bill Nc
Kinley.
When a Chicago policeman cannot club
man into subsection he sinks his teeth into
the prisoners flesh. 1t looks as though
diet of horse meat was the first step toward
cannibalism.
Beware of the man with long hair-and his
little russell satchel stuffed with dynamite.
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Congressman Crisp is a man after Gov.
Hills own heart. Judging from Mr.. Crisps
profile. he is. also, man after Gov. Hnrs
| own head.
The Chicago Evening Post suggests that il
the people of china fear trouble they should
| see to it that the great wall is we'll covered
with broken bottles. 1t is thought that if
worse comes to worst, the Philadelphia
| Glover club might volunteer to go over and
| break the bottles.
The Princess of Wales recently paid $3.50
for a tabby cat No wonder his royal jags
| looks old, careworn and harried. A $3.50 cat
| in the family is by no means well-spring Of
| pleasure.
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| There are 100000 blind people in Europe
If the estimate includes royalty it may ac-
| count for the ease with which some of them
are allowed to glide into a scandal of magnif-
icent proportions.
| The temperature of man is 9SI2; that of
fish - deg. And yet in nine cases out of ten
1t is the buncO-steerer and not the sucker
| who is the coolest blooded
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Here is another case of hes English, you
! know" Sir Edwin Arnold says that the late
Lord Lytton was the best after-dinner speaker
he ever heard, and superior TO our own
/ Chauncey NJ. Depew at his best. Still, true
| patriotism will lead us to stand by Chauncey
in his acknowledged pre-eminence as a posi-
prandial anecdotist. In fact DR.. Depew is
the best fult-dress monologuist in the world,
even though he was obliged to stand aside in
| 1883 and allow the Republican party to nomi
nate little railroad attorney down in IN
diana.
Our esteemed contemporary. the Milwau
kee Sentinel, says: Even the New York Sur
hesitates to approve Gov Hills course" L
is worthy OF remark that the New York Sur
has hesitated so much that ii is already lost
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One of Chicagos public school teachers
/ stands accused of forbidding pupils to come
to school with onion-laden breaths. AS Il i.
+ impossible for pupils to leave their breathl
at home. it looks as though Chicagoans were
too prone to strain at an onion and swallow
a horsesteak.
New that Sir Edwin Arnold has Endorsed
Boston's English, will he do as much for he
beans
1t is now said that the world will come t.
an end Christmas day. but the GLOBE vii
come out regularly on the following morning
and tell You all about it, and how the people
seemed to regard a little thing like that.
Bro. Wanamaker is keeping remarkably
quiet just at present. It is not known hoy
he will escape from the political hurly- bury
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Chicago protective organ editorialize
anent "An Enlarged Market The protec
tionist's idea of an enlarged market is to builC
q Chinese wall around d small one.
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Tacoma does not want:the national Demo
cratic convention. That Seattle earthquake
gave Tacoma pointer.
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