Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-08-27
A HUMOROUS BIRD.
The Ostrich Furnishes Much Fun If Proper
lv studied.

A HUMOROUS BIRD.
The Ostrich Furnishes Much Fun If Proper
Iy Studied.
The ostrich is not bird that can be
easily brought up in the way that it
should go. 1t has no powers of discrim-
ination. Because God hath deprived
her of wisdom, neither had He inn
parted to her understanding''-as runs
the description of the ostrich in the
book of Job. 1t can not discriminate
between a wire fence and the open
camp, between friends and foes or be-
tween what is helpful and what is hurt
full to the digestion. It was owing to
its want of understanding in this last
respect and to an equal want of dis
elimination on the part of the British
public that it has been found impossi-
BILE to keep ostriches alive in the ZOO
logical gardens in London A public
accustomed to slip its pennies into au-
tomato machines could not refrain
from the temptation offered by the
omniverous throat of an ostrich, and
filed them up with poisonous copper,
as if they were SO many missionary
boxes. In its African life, however,
the chief danger that besets it eis not
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reckless disregard of its own limbs. It
will take fright at shadow and hurl
itself blindly into the nearest fence,
from which it will be extricated with
broken leg, or fight savagely with a
brother ostrich and break its leg. or
dance. Waiting with swift and grace
full precision. affording a most beauti-
full sight to the spectator and the great
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ness comes upon it and brings it to the
ground-again with broken leg. 1t is
true that its dangerously powerful legs
are also very brittle. but it must be con-
fessed that it does not use them well.
Of the danger that the owner some
times runs from those powerful limbs.
a recent writer tells some very amusing
stories. sturdy newcomer, some six
feet in height, laughed at the warnings
that were given him when he set out
for a walk and disdainfully refused the
protection of tacky-a thorny branch,
the dexterous use of which will keep
the ostrich at bay-averring that he
twas not afraid of dicly bird!" He
was missed and discovered some hours
afterward by search party most un-
comfortably perched on the top of an
ironstone bowlder, and slowly grilling
under the African sun, while the
''dickybird" did sentry up and down.
watching him with an evil eye. An
other gentleman had a theory that any
creature, however savage, could be
subdued-''quelled," as he said-by the
human eye. One day he tried to quel
one of his own ostriches, with the re-
suit that he was presently found in
very pitiable predicament, lying fat ON
the ground, while the subject of his ex-
pertinent jumped up and down on him,
occasionally varying the treatment by
sitting upon him. Doubtless it was
safer to lie down than to stand up to be
kicked; but to be sat upon as if one
were an egg must have been indeed
humiliating.
Curious, too, is the account that the
author gives Of the camps or little
kingdoms that the ostriches mark out
for themselves, with invisible but never
observation-disclosures boundaries. In
side that camp it will bear no intrusion,
but outside OF it, in the domain of its
neighbor, it is profoundly Indifferent to
the strangers wandering S. Nor is it safe
for the farmer to presume upon his
former acquaintance with any bird, for
the ostrich has not wits enough to distin-
guish an old friend from a new intruder,
nor sufficient respect for his owner to
except him from his suspicious HOSTILE
ties, though it would appear that, as a
rule, he will manifest stronger aver
sion to the kaffir or Hottentot than to a
white man.-Great Divide.
Nobility in Rags.
Three ragged newsboys were trying
to sell the earlier editions OF the after
noon papers. A man. carrying large
bunch of fine looking bananas on his
shoulder, passed close by. The motion
of his body loosened one of the biggest
and ripest, and it fell to the sidewalk.
The man kept on, not noticing or caring
for t he loss. The banana lay on the
pavement for about half a minute I'M
seen. Then the largest of the three
ragged urchins spied it, and, with a cry
of delight, ran over and picked it up.
It was natural to suppose that he would
proceed to eat it all himself, but in
stead of SO doing he called his COM
find. They eyed it greedy. Without
any request, however, from them for a
share in the coveted fruit, the finder di-
vided the banana into three parts and
gave his fellow newsboys ca oh part.
The smallest piece he reserved for him
self. It was only small thing in it
thing noble hidden under the ragged
garments of that little urchin.-N. Y.
Herald.
A Realization.
Watts-It is funny how ones youth