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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1891-05-08

Regulators took VIM. Offutt out OF
his house in Marion the other night and
gave him sound threshing, because he
was living in open concubinage with a
negro woman, who had forced his oldest
daughter to leave home. The woman
was not caught, but word was left which
time. SUI 'o'"e
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1891-05-08

Mrs. Foley, of Mercer county, has
go ewes, SO OF which have twin lambs.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1891-05-08

What little thing it takes to spoil
beautiful face! knew girl, lovely as
a dream, so far as looks go, faultless from
the crown OF her gold-brown head to the
tips OF her dainty toes, and yet she is un'
popular with both men and women. She
is so conscious of her charms and seeks
10 make herself so irresistible that her
beauty is spoiled. One quickly tires of
Of her incessant, sweet (?) smile and The
eagerness to lose no opportunity in
which to display her beauty. There is
AN unnaturslness about her that repels.
How much better is to be natural; poor
diamond is better than an initiation.
WHY can't all women be sensible? 1t is
not a particular sign of superiority to
talk like fool. Another thing it would
be we'll for women TO remember is that
home il the place to be agreeable. Be
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1891-05-08
St. Bel 2:24L.

Miller n Sibey, Of franklin, Pa owners Of ST
Bel, full brother TO Bell Boy, Hindz Rose, Chimes
and Palo Alto Belle. write ave have used Quinn 5
Ointment With great success and believe t tulfIls
all claimed for a. We cheerfully recommend IL to
our friends"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
INSTAIL.MENr srooR

l.. INSTALLMENT STOCK. = Mem
bership fee, 81 per share, which carries
the stock the first month, after that the
monthly dues arc 60 cents per share.
2. PAID UP INTEREST BEARING
STOCK.-s5o por share (par value, s1oo),
yielding dividend, payable scmi-an-
nually, January 1, and July 1, of 6 per
cent. per annum on the $50 paid in, which
is duly remitted by check to the share
holder.
8. Tho stock is expected to mature in
seven years from date of each series re-
spectively, tho same being issued
monthly.
4. There is no investment anywhere
safer or more profitable than it's stock.
With tho assets Of the Association in
vested in first mortgages on improved
town real estate, duly insured for the
benefit of the Association, on a basis
not exceeding so per cent. of its value,
as ascertained by appraisers who are
themselves stockholders of the Associ-
alton, while the debt Of the member
borrowing is being curtailed every
month of its existence, it is difficult to
conceive OF safer investment than it's
stock affords to the prudent investor.
Apply at Home Office, ITO Jefferson
street. or to
JAMES R. TERRY, or to SIMMONS,
CARPENTER & TINSLEY, Roanoke,
va. apr19-1y
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7THE ROANOKE TIMES, SATURDAY, DECEMBER %, 1891

reduced to abject poverty, had enlisted
on board the good ship Flyaway. While
taking u cruise around the globe an
other sailor, whose sweetheart's name
was Mary, persuaded him to subject
himself to tattooing operation. In
stead of inscribing the wound with
Johns own name, the crazy fellow, who
was eternally thinking of his girl, made
it Mary, and rs the mistake was not
discovered until late in the day, it could,
OF course, not be rectifed. Tho expla-
nation sounds plausible and usually is
accepted in good faith.
Society buds, as everybody knows, are
always doing things which have the
appearance of being eccentric, and
when few years ago q leading Gotham
belle had her shapely limbs ornnmented
with tattooed garter in all the colors
of the rain bow, hundreds of other fool
ish women followed her example. The
fad ut once became the rage. Carriers
were succeeded by elaborate designs
covering the upper portion of the foot
the arms were decorated with allcgori-
cal designs, and not even the snowy
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

white bosoms of the fair victims es-
capped tho needles of the heartless
wretches who were growing rich at the
expense of their irresponsible patrons.
Fortunately fads never last long, and
six months after the crazc had first
been introduced its followers began 70
move heaven and earth to rid them
selves of the blemishcs whose produc-
ton had caused them SO much pain.
Tattooers who knew how to make pic
lures did not know how to remove
them. The result was that many came
out of the ordeal with ugly scars. To
those who still carry their ornamental
tions, but wish to get rid of them, it
will be of interest to know that accord
ing to Variot, n French authority, the
proper way to remove tattoo marks is
ITO wash the part with n concentrated
solution of fannie acid, then closely
puncturc it with set of needles such
as tattooers use. A crayon of nitrate of
silver is next thoroughly rubbed over
the area, and after moment the skin
is dried off, when it will be found that
the punctures arc deeply blaclxcned by
the formation Of the tannate of silver in
the superficial layers of the skin. The
cauterization is said TO result in an in
1ammatory reaction for n couple of
days. and subsequently in the forma-
ton of crust or thin eschar, which
separates spontaneously in from four
teen to eighteen days, leaving beneath
it superficial red cicatriX which grad
ually loses its color and at the end of
few months is scarcely perccptible.
Only small area should be treated ut
one time, and dressing of powdered
tannin should simply be used"
At one time tattooed men and women
were 4 great side-show and dime
museum attraction, but their number
increased with such astonishing rapidity
that the public soon lost confidence in
the genuincness of their markings.
The most notable tnttooed man ever
exhibited in the United States was
fellow named Capt. Constantinus, who
Travelled for many years with Barnum's
show rs n principal attraction. His
body was covered from head to foot
with oriental designs of birds, beasts
and images. The claim made was
that the captain, while on voyage in
the Pacific, was shipwreclscd and res
cued by u band of fierce Polynesians
who, instead of eating the captive,
made him an object of curiosity Scien-
tific men frequently examined the tat
tooing on the captain's body. Some
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bosom ornamentation, and SO is an
American clipper ship under full sail
a Chicago sweet water tar carries on
his back n representation of schooner
entering Chicago river and showing old
Fort Dearborn. He is frequently ar
rested for carrying too much rum on
board, but whenever the judge shows
IN inclination to treat him harshly he
pulls off coat and shirt and displays the
patriotic emblem. No Chicago police
magistrate can withstand SO ELOQUENT
an appeal, and Jack is invariably dis
charged.
The stars and stripes float over many
n noble chest, the red, white and blue
lending the design uncommon attrac-
ton. The flag usually waves proudly
and the man who would attempt to haul
1t down would literally have to walk
over the body of its bearer Tho pro-
verbal anchor is to be found all over the
bodies of seafaring men; in fact wher-
cverthere is not room for a more clab-
crate design.
But it is not of sailors that desire to
write, but rather about the not insignifi-
cant number of young men and women
who patronize the professors of the art
OF tattooing Several years ago every
person Of the irresponsible age consid-
cred it absolutely necessary to bear at
least one indclible picture on his skin.
The craze gradually died out, but if my
informant tells the truth scores of love-
sick boys and girls still contribute reg
lularly to his income.
If John falls in love with Mary the
first thing he will do is to hunt III, some
tattooer who will decorate" his arm
with wreath and q heart surrounded
by the words: Darling Nary" or, per-
tchance, he will order an anchor rcstinr
ION rock labeled Mary" or he will
be satisfied with q fat heart bearing his
sweethcart's name. Mary, too, will
show her affection, provided she is in
nocent and sweet sixteen. She will
duplicate her lovers heart and cause
the tattooer TO prick her tender skin so
that she may carry Johns name with
her "until death shall them part" II
tioohn's Mary is young woman, how
ever who knows something about the
lnckleness of mankind, she will be salts
MED to treasure her lovers name in her
own heart. and there only; for it would
De decidedly unpleasant should Henry,
lor William, or George, or the vari-
'oss other successors of John
ever see the euphonious name in
idelibly inscribed on an arm which they,
poor, misguided fellows. supposed had
never encircled any manly form save
their own. John. too. usually regrets
the haste with which he had himself
marked for life, but In his case IL does
not make so much difference. for be can
persuade his second love TIA; o5.4e cson
q fiEise he Rad ran away sso=a hos.se, and
~ tsss cp@rzs 81 his r4malinss. being
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

SINCE its first introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tohics and alter
atives-containing nothing which per-
mits it's use as beverage or intoxicant,
It is recognized as the best and purest
medicine for all ailments of Stomach,
Liver or Kidneys.-It will euro Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation,
and drive Malaria from the system.
Satisfaction guaranteed with each
bottle or the money will be refunded.
Price Gully SOC. per bottle. Sold by.
Christian & Barbee.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
George All Right.

Anxious Mother-My dear, I'm afraid
George is getting into bad company.
He is out very late nearly every night.
Observing Father-Oh! he's all right.
He goes to see some girl or other.
Shouldn't wonder if he'd announce an
engagement soon.
''Hc hasn't said word about any
young lady"
mo; but he's keeping company with
one all the same. His right wrist is
full of pin scratches. Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Guaranteed Cure.

WE authorize our advertised druggist
to sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon
this condition. Ifyou are with Cough,
Cold, or any Lung, Throat or Chest
trouble, and will use this remedy as d.
rected, giving it fair trial, and expe-
rience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
we could not make this offer did we not
know that DR.. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disap-
points. Trial bottles free at Christian
" Barbee's Drug Store. Largo size soc.
and Sl.O0.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

pronounced it genuine, while others de-
clared the makeup a fake"
The fact is that while tattooed freaks
were paying attractions Chicago turned
out largo number of them at short
notice. They were, of course, not the
genuine article, and their coats of ink
had to be renewed almost every day.
The only simon pure tattoocd man of
our day is, as has already been stated,
the careless sailor who carries wit. him
the emblcms of his calling and his pa.
triotism. Among seafaring men the
craze for tattooing will live for many
years to come. but as II fad it has had
its day. That such is the case should
DC subject for congratulation among
sensible people who are satisfied TO no
through life without carrying ugly pic
lures on their skin.
G. W. wEIprIEnr.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
SIeddcrgrass Instruots a Coliesian.

Hello, Hayseed!" called out n rude
young freshman to Farmer Medder-
grass.
young man." replied tho farmer,
you attend that college on the hill
there, don't you?"
Yes"
'"rhen let mo tell You something that
is not taught there. 1t is unpardonably
incorrect to speak of haysced. That is
something which does not exist. Hay
is dried grass, and tho proper term is
grass seed. Just remember that
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THE ART OF TATTOOING.
"a Few Years Ago It Was the
Ruling Fad Everywhere.
Information Obtained from Sailors and
Othcrs yersed in Marking People for
Life Tho Picture Painted on
Chicago Tar's Back.
Isnecial Chicago Letter.l

Tattooing is an art practiced in many
lands, but has nowhere reached such
perfection rs in some of the less pro-
gressive principalities of the east and
in the South Sea islands. The word
ttattooing" has been introduced into
our language from tho Pacific islanders.
The custom, however, which consists
of making punctures in the body and
introducing q pigment which will leave
an indelible mark, was known among
tho oriental nations, and was also very
common among the barbarous races Of
antiquity. According to such n We
,racious historian as Herodotus, tho
Thracians considered well-pictured
body sign of noble birth. The
ancient Britons, also, practiced the art,
as well as many of the aborigincs of
North America. Among the latter and
the South Sea islanders the operation
often was very painful, as it required
months and sometimes years to COM
Iplete it fully and was extended to Ill
most all portions of the body above the
knees.
AS civilization progressed tattooing
became obsolete, and ut the present
time it is popular only among sailors
and foolish young men and women.
In Chicago perhaps half dozen sea-
faring men add to their income by prac-
ticing tattooing, the operation being
performed in much the same way as
that in vogue among the cannibals of
Polynesia. A sailor whose skin is not
ornamented by number of impossible
designs in various colors is considered
li'yra dig. by his mcssmates. and that is
probably the reason why he is as scarce
rs the proverbial hens tooth.
English sailors run to the union jack.
The Yankee sailor is equally patriotic,
the first device with which he orders
Ibis back to be ornamented being. usual
lly a spread eagle. The bird of free
dom, it is true, does not always inspire
its beholder with awe, as it frequently
resembles an angry barnyard fowl or
turkey buzzard, but it would be hazard
ious to say SO in plain words to the owner
lof the chrome, who would resent the
'criticism by knocking the art student
down. Columbus discovering America
Is another favorite design for back or
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nIisanthropic.

Jones-I take no more pleasure in
life. The world is full of thieves and
rascals. don't really believe there's
an honest man left in the world.
Smith-Cheer up. When man ac-
knowledgcs his own frailties he has al
ready taken n step in the direction Of
reform.-TeXas Siftinps.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Do You Want to netr

There's Hastings street man who
always wants to settle n question by
betting on it, and his wife doesn't like
the habit.
"Why is it, Harry" she said the other
day. that you always want to bet that
wnyr"
"oh, we'll" he said. apologctically,
II really can't say"
betting is only FOOLS argument,
you KNOW" she continued.
III bet you q v it isn't" he blus-
tered out, and forthwith collapsed
Detroit Free Press.
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OFFICERS:

PREsIDENT-GEN. FITZHUGH LEE,
Ex-Governor of Virginia.
1sT VIcE-PREsIDENT = PEYTON T..
TERRY, President Roanoke Trust,
Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
2D VICE PRESIDENTS. w. JAMESON,
Secretary and treasurer Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
SEcRETARY-JOHN OFT, late Cashier
City Bank Of Richmond.
TREAsURER-J. G. DAVENPORT, Cash
Ter Commercial National Bank, Roa-
noke, Va.
GENERAL CoUNsEL-Hon. G. A. Nc
HUGH, Consideration, late OF
Charleston, s. G.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Tot and Kettle.

Two old friends meet after separa-
ton of many years:
thine flics," says one, but after all,
you are not so bald as expected to find
you"
BALD! should say not. Look in the
glass yourself. I've more hair than you
have"
More hair than have! That's alb
surd, perfectly absurdl Let's count
'em. Epoch.
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He VIII Collect tho Interest.

"Now this is an event of interest tc
me-" exclaimed Staggers, glancing ur
from the newspaper.
what is it?" asked his wife.
ga company in which am stock.
holder announces dividend" detroit
Free Press
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Tho Case Not Reached.

Mr.. George w. Ramsey returned
Thursday night from Tazewell Court
House, accompanied by Mr.. j. c. Rawn,
manager of tho Gas and Water Com
pany. These gentlemen were sum-
moned as witnesses in tho case of the
Norfolk and Western Railroad Com
pany vs.. Charles Scott, who claims that
the railroad company violated a con-
tract made with him some time ago to
furnish cross ties for the Clinch Valley
division.
Chief Engineer Coe also went to
testify in regard to this matter, but
owing to the fact that the case has not
yet been reached, he did not return
with the other gentleman.
1t is probable that the case will be
called in a day or two and Messrs.
Ramsey and Rawn will then go on to
testify.
EUDrcrMlc h0o1r1o,a
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
A Division OF Labor.

Author-supposing this play should
turn successp
Actor will pay you and give it out
that am tho author.
Author-Supposing that it should fall
fat?
Actor-You will be the author.
Author = Surprising it should be
neither one nor the other?
Actor-The good things will be mine,
and the bad ones yours.-Brooklyn Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
The Cour,shIp of a Clcrl,.

Briggs-Did you hear about Miss
Grosgrain? She married dry goods
clerk. They met, he wood and won
her, and SO they were married.
Griggs-Why, when did this all hap
pen?
Briggs-Whilc she was waiting for
the change.-Clothicr and Furnisher.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Had Him Cold.

81 hear you fought duel with Par
kcr."
II did"
weren't you afraid to stand up be.
fore loaded pistol?'
"Not with Parker holding it. I'm
insured in his company. "-Harper's
Bnzar.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Holding Their O,kn,

! Tom De yyitt-These trousers hold
their shape well, Schneider.
Schncidcr-It's all in the making, sir
Tom De Witt thought SO. You
see, they baggcd at the knees the first
day wore them, and they've kept the
same shape ever since.-Pucls.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
A Cool Customer.

do you know Duzenbury?"
YES"
"Wcll, he is cool customer"
what has he done now?"
HE lives in furnished apartments,
and during the late cold spell he used
the furniture of his landlord for fuel"
Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Journalistic Cycles.

Mrs. Rcidcr--I see the man who has
been exchange editor of the Daily Night
for twenty years is dead.
Mr.. Reidcr-NIyi my! I'm sorry to
hear that. Now they'll put some young
fellow in his place, and they'll be
printing all tho old jokes over again
Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Discoyery ora saInt.

Slribbler-If there's saint on earth
it is our religious editor.
Bunsby-What makes you think so?
Skribbler-Iic dipped his paste brusf
into the ink yesterday, and all he sale
was: "Oh, pshawl"-Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
She Ikncw Charlie.

Tom De Witt Whom do you think
Charlie Mumford had his arm around
last evening?
Bessie Floyd-Oh the nearest young
lady. suppose. jury
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
a Tcrrlble posslhlIity.

Mother trcading)-A machine has
been invented that will fling man IF
teen hundred feet into the air.
Pretty Daughter-Ilorrorsl Don't let
pa hear of it!-Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
When Every Mans Word Is Good.

Chappic (his first attendance at n
ball, to elderly friend)-What shall 1
talk to my partner aboutp
Elderly Friend-Her beauty.
Chappie-But if she doesn't happen
to be beautiful?
Elderly Fricnd-No matter; she'll
take your word for it.-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Bucklen,s Arnioa saixe.

The best, salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
Christian & Barbee.
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True to Ills Principles

Managcr-Colonel. your distillery is
on fire.
Col. Dourbon-Then let her burn. ]
never watered my whisky yet, and ]
amt going to begin now.--Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Tho Correct Ansucr.

James, how much is four, plus eight,
plus onc?" asked the teacher.
Don't know" said James.
"Wcl, suppose gave four apples
to Harry, eight apples to Charlie and
one to you. What would it be?'
"a cold day for me-" whimpcred
JameS.-Truth
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Doc. Advertising Paw {?

First Jeweler-I have had proven to
me that advertising brings results.
Second Jewcler-What was the case?
First Jewcler-Y Yesterday evening I
advertised for u watchman. and during
the night my store was burglarized.
jewelers. Circular.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
A Dobasinr influence.

Mr.. White-"Ain't" and "done it!'
am astonished that literary man
can use such frightful grammar
Mr.. Scribbler-Oh! | know it; but I
write so many of those dialect stories
for the magazines that amt as partic-
alar as oughter be.-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

GENERAL TRUsTEE-HoN. HENRY s.
TROUT, President First National
Bank, Roanoke, Va.
DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY = Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
In a Barber shop.

Darber-If my plan was adopted
there would be no moro bald heads.
Customer have tried number Of
preparations and they are all humbugs.
"My idea can't fail"
What is it?"
Wear wig"-Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Two Opinions.

Tnilor-onc of your shoulders is
higher tha, the other.
Customer You arc mistaken. sir: one
of ihe.n IS lotTcr than the other..-Yan-
k.c I;is-.ls.
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Hla Grnce.

Dodgeworth (after violent waltz
How do you like my dancing?
Bella Donough-It reminds me of the
patron saint of the art.
Dodgeworth = Who's that - Terpsi-
chore?
Bella Donough-No; ST. Vitus.--
Judge.
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His XYife,s ReIntions.

Friend-If you have so much trouble
with your wife's relations, why do yor
live with them?
Hatework-'Cause my relations won't
have us.-N. Y. Weekly.
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All u Mistake.

Smithson Why has billiard with
drawn his suit against his wife for a
divorce?
Farrar-I think his lawyer told him
he couldn't get niinony.--Judge,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

THE George Stock, Weber, Chlse,
Jacob Bros, Everett and Cornet pianos
are we'll and favorably known in the
music world. The Smith Music Com
pany have them.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19
Near the Ton.

Yes, it looks like him. So he is on
the Yale faculty this year. Isn't that
n great honor for SO young q man?"
"Yes, indeed It's the next thing to
being on the football team. Life.
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That VIII Please Them.

Actor have worked hard to please
the people. have tried everything in
the business, but they won't be pleased.
Manager-Have you tried going out
of the Brooklyn Citizen.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-19

Farmer Washington Mundy Ito his
neXtdoor ncighbor)-Say, Jonas, fyou
don't keep that rain on your own side
OF the fence III sue you for damages
Don't you see my clothes are hung on:
to dry?-Puck.