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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22

Kansas City's councilmen includ-
ed the state of Missouri within their
towns corporate limits--at least a
big portion of the state-at a recent
meeting. The State Supreme court
has decided against such territorial
invasion and has ordered Kansas
City to surrender three or four coun-
ties over which she has raised her
flag.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22
STATE NEWS.
Culled and Condensed from our Elk.
changes.

Thomasville has seven first class
hotels.
The firm of J. G. Mcmillan & Co.,
of Atlanta, grocers, has been closed
out by the Sheriff.
The Macon and Birmingham rail-
road will reach Lagrange this week,
and LaGrange is happy.
The Board of Education of Savan-
nah has under consideration the
establishment OF a night school.
The Americas gas and electric
light company is in the hands of a
receiver.
Lawrence Johnson was mangled
in cotton gin at Cumming and
died on Saturday.
Mr.. John S. Davis house was
burned at Covington, and John v.
Woodson, an utterly helpless inva-
lid and Confederate veteran perish
ished in the flames.
The West Point Manufacturing
Company is now receiving $4,000
worth Of additional machinery. This
will enable the mill to consume an
nually $4,000 bales of cotton.
Rev. J. W. Beck, the we'll known
State Lecturer for the Alliance, has
resigned his Office, and President
Livingston appointed Mr.. W. S.
Copeland as his successor.
Atlantis is full of negroes who
have been deluded into the belief
that they can go to Africa for, one
dollar. An agent is there who
worked them up to this belief, pro-
vided they could get to Savannah to
take steamship. Fourteen hun
drcd of them have paid one dollar
each and secured ticket.
P. P. P. is the greatest blood purifier of
the age, the best of humer remedies. cures
every disease and humor of the skin, scalp
and blood, whether itching, Burning, sealy
pimples, scrofula or hereditary, when all
other remedies fail.
The Commissioner Of Agriculture
has On hand now, ready for distribu-
ton among the farmers of the State,
5000 worth Of seed. "Our chief
policy in selecting the seed," says
DR.. Hunnicut, ''is to draw the at
tention of Georgia farmers aside
from the culture of cotton. The
idea is to get them interested in
grass growing and stock raising, in
garden plants and truck farming, in
wheat, oats, corn, potatoes, melons
and the like, and to raise less cotton.
An all-cotton crop is a SURGICAL poll
cy for the small farmers, and the
department is trying to interest
them in something else
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22
THAT TERRIBLE COUGH

In the morning, hurried or difficult breath
ing, raising phlegm, tightness in the chest,
quickened pulse, chilliness in the evening
or sweats at night, all or any OF these things
are the first stages OF consumption. DR..
Acker s English Cough Remedy will cure
these fearful symptoms, and is sold under
a positive guarantee by J. D. Malone
druggist.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22
OUR VERY REST PEOPLE

Confirm our statement when we say that
DR.. Ackers English Remedy is in every
way superior to any and all other prepare
tons for the Throat and Lungs. In
Whooping Cough and Group, it is magic
and relieves at once. We offer you a sam
pie bottle free. Remember, this Remedy
is sold on positive guarantee by.J. D.
Malone druggist
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22

ed in any county in the State, and we are
prepared as her representatives to stand
by her and protect her good name from
such vile slanderers
1t is very gratifying to US to have one of
Cobb county's sons, Hon. George F. Go.
Der, to preside as Judge over our court.
The state of Georgia has no officer more
competent, honorable and upright in whose
hands the interest of the people can be
placed. His intelligence and integrity in>
sure blessing to our people.
We take great pleasure in expressing to
our Solicitor General, Geo. r. Brown, our
appreciation OF kindness to this body for
the faithful manner in which he has dis
charged the responsible duties devolved
upon him in the interest of law and order
in our county.
We further desire to thank all the Off
GERS of the county for the courtesies shown
this body and for the assistance rendered
by all of them in the performance OF our
duty.
We request that these presentment be
published in the MARIETTA JOURNAL.
JOHN Y. ALEXANDER WIN. w. SCOTT.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22
DO NOT SUFFER ANY LONGER

knowing that cough can be checked
n day, and the first stages of consump-
ton broken in a week, we hereby guarantee
Akers English Cough Remedy, and will
refund the money to all who buy, take it
as per directions, and do not find our state,
ment correct. For sale by J. D. Malone,
Druggist.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1891-01-22

ing, the jury was still out-no YER
dict. Friday and Friday night
passed away, and Saturday dawned
and still the jury could not agree.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-25
Conntrp Real gstaie for Sale

4 GENCY FOR MoNTCLAIR.-Dwellin
"A Tor. sale or 10 ietr furnished Or unIur.
nished; land by the acre or lot. TUBES
g. TAYLOR, 5 'BeeAmaD-st., N. Y.
ONLY $500 necessary 70 ouy one OF the
~ largest, best and best located Queen
Anne cottages az BensoDhurst; IL rooms,
al improvements; furnaesi 200 feet RON
inehts and interest; very easy terms rare
opportunity 10 own an elegant residence
J. II. SCHOONOVER. l,c00 3d-ave.. be.
tween 53d and 5ith sts.. Brooklyn.
a. TOOK FARM Of $500 acres; well in
- proved; VIII pSy 10 per cent upon in-
vestment; extremely healihful climate ex-
chances Goa s!d red. IL. NJ. MCDONALD,
Owner, $50 Broadway.
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flats 60 fet. Hnfaraisseo

A Ill LIGHT corner fats, 1l7th-st. and
n ST. NichOlas-aye. desirable STEVENS,
9th-ave., corner i04th-st.
EXCEPTIONALLY desirable apartments
h overlooking Central PARK: rent only
81 900; possession May /. Apply on prem.
ises. lois shave, corner seth.st
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Dressmdklnp.

A nTfSTIC DRESSMAkISG.-- Perfect
n fitting costumes jackets and ~Iaps |;
handsome dresses for siz. Nine OWEN.
209 West 23d-st.
A ElIS1iC dres,makiDg perfect III and
"A 0nish: unique designs hotel orders
st short notice: goods purchased II desired.
Domingo.
A COMPETENT drossmakcr; superior nj
"A ting, street and tea gowns At summer
80. ord.rs promptly executed piHOn-
a. sol.citcd. Moc0VER, so West 22d-st
nTF,sM AKI Ns.--Mme. gbipsui. :, lQ3
ID WEES 4ctL-st.: SIMMER drqrtes fvfls
styles; iaiIorsnade: moderate prices; absft
aetjce,
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ORANGE, y. ITO leS, new house con-
" tanning . rooms all modern Improve
nents drainage perfect; high ground unob-
otructed view Of Glcwellyn PARK; 3 minutes
from ai.rOad station rent $50 per month
possession Immediate. Address CHARLES
T.. DODD, 22S Main-st.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS neat
~ couple; man generally useful tend
horses, cows, garden handy.man wife to
cook, wash and iron 1rst-elaSs references.
Call or address RIDER, care OF Noblett.
IOl West 45th-st.
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Gitp Real estate for Sale.

III UNDREDS OF LOTS and acres at 10.
Il 1 vestnent prices along the line OF Kings.
bridge Road from 1S2d-st 70 Yonkers also
in the ODD Ward. G.. II. CHAMBERLAIN
1Sl BYoarwaY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-25

COACHMAN and GROOM.-By married
~ man no children unferstand- bis
% be usc.nl.. Address WADE. 6S East
l30th-st. bsssJne1L
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Counirn neal Gslate 90 Get

Il URNIsHED and unfurnished houses 70
farms for sale. w. IL. HALsTED. Real
Estate and Insurance Broker, Room 20. 3O
TAcmas-st X. Y. or Mamaroneck. ~ Y.
In RURAL part OF bridgeport during July
j and August, rooms terms eaey 70 right
party. Mrs. PACKER, 4l5 Irlnist0n- ave,
BRIDGEPORT. Conn.
n, AVESINK BEACH, coolest spot ON
~ Jtr.ey coast furnished cottage and sta
bic. TALIArEItRO 81 FOUTZ, 256
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Brooklyn.

Al FIRST PLACE, BROOELYN.-t1ne
~ hoBse aBe neighborhe0d hall rooms,
81 20. 81, so square, 81 CO. -, ~ oVi
Hamilton .terg. 49, ~
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II SEFUL-MAN.-By young man, 20 on
" eentleman's place; understands the care
of cows and horses not afraid OF hard
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0lisrellnneols.

Hl!5celilHeDIs.
nETECTiVE WESTLOT0RN.-D 'ces
~ procured lawsuits IuanageJ shadow
Ing missing persons; lot or stolen prop
efIy private Information strictly eoh.
identia. advice free. once Slo west
47th.st.
~ Eh ILtMnN wishing 10 dispose Of their
ST logt.oi clothiDe al fair value VIII
please call or address EDWARD MILLER
% DLh.ays
OLD MAHOGANY FuRNiTUKE. Boo5;Ss
" cd silver, old etoekery, cut gas; ea
old brass oh arms, bought Tor
cash. Address FoSplCK, Box p, Irib-
tine Og.ce. -
U,HE FURNITUKE Of house or fat bought
j for cash, OF viii buy furi'ur ID st9f-
aze. paying charge. Addfeus foSDlNh'
box - Tribune ONCE.
TNERTTIAs, f,arssois and canes made
u 10 order recovered aud repaired. az
SPENCER'S 276 Gth-ayc.. 18th and 18th sts.
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~ OOk-CH AMBERMAID anu WAIT.
" RESS.-Dy two young Swedish girls
| speaking English one as good family cook
and do washing; the other - upstairs girl ;
country; best OF references. Cali or apply
| BOZ 4th.aVe,
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NETWORK DAILY TRIBUNE THURSDAY a PAGES
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N REsSMAKLR. -Llegint cutter. nttcr
~ and DIRE per SO day or at home; PER
feet 1T guaranteed; cloth dresses, summer
silks, grcnadines and misses dresses maze
for $40 /; a few more customers taken. "a
East lOth-st, near broadway.
Al RESsMAKER aud family sesmstress
~ wants situation In country; VIII asstst
In other dutieN Address G.. NJ, BOX di0,
Tribune Upaown Office. LBS Bro1dway.
RFSsMAK ER.-flrst.clas waist and
~ skirt hands vented only experienced
need call aisO q mart girl 20 learn dress
making. III East 90th-st
IN ESSMAKER.-B a middc-gged Ger
~ man widow; would assist WITH house
work or with children country only: Al
dress Mrs. EMMA STEVENS, 1,z2I B-Nav.
r. IRST- GLASS drcssmakDg; perfect II.
i guaranteed. l.. A. MILLER. 1913 East
72d.st.
IA IEsT.CLASS dressmoker, very stylish,
j. wishes more work at her own homo.
100 West 45th-st.
NTME. o. ~. DURRAND. Partisan dress.
Ief maker. III West 19th-st Elegant. per-
feet SO; latest STYLES; speaks spanish.
VOUNG MAN. lately from Europe. having
] learned dressnnklng thoroughly. would
like pO it!0n ~ cutter and litter. Adnreis
KLISBrL, Jswcller. is9 5th.aye.. B'klyn.
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FURNISHED Rooms.

A ROOM in private house near a PARK for
n gentlemen with references. 40 East
1Olfh.st
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Females.
DUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER, lady,
4 desires light employment for q home
during the summer months. Address
5. II. s., Yonkers, N. Y.
ID UPILs Tor instruction upon the guitar,
dress Christian Aid 10 Employment So
eiety. 80 Bible House.
StTENOGRAPHER and TYPEWRITER.-
- Position desired by lady In Office;
address dit 80 B., 58s Madison.st.. Brooklyn.
CTENoGRAPHERS sUPPLIED
- to Business Men
withoIt charge ~ either party. ron
WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT,
327 broadway. New-York.
esTENOGRAPHER = Young lady. iust
- graduated, bennington or Hammond
operator; moderate ssiary 20 gain expert
cnce. address Mis- a. T.. 81 4th.ay'e.
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w ANTED. by nan and wife, Scotch,
w ,ltuat on on farm 10 do general work
understands the ear OF horses and cows
also vegetable garden the wife TO make
herself centrally useful Address q. T.,
20 Stirling st, Clinton, Mass.
" OuSS physleian. recently graduated,
u desires position a. nurse for few
month Al references. Address DOCTOR,
1s2 East 10th-st.
WOUNG MAN would like employment as
1 eoachman 9 years references. COACH.
MAN, l.O2a 3d-ale.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
HOPE Oh.

Although you may have been a suf-
ferer for years. with Chronic Rheuma-
tism, and become discouraged. and given
mp all hope of recovery after trying all
the so-called remedies with no avail;
cheer up; renew your hope: for by the
persistent use of Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup, you can be cured.
If you have torpid liver. or if you
arc troubled with kidney affections. OF
have symptoms of Bright's disease. you
can be cared by following closely the
directions for the use of Hibbard's Rheu.
matte Syrup. and you will bless the day
you hrst heard of it.
But do not expect too much from one
or two bottles, for disease that you
have been troubled with for years. can.
not be cured in week or a month.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
Wonderful Cures in south Carolina.

II is my duty to let the public know
what Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup has
done for me. Six bottles have entirely
cured me of Sciatic Rheumatism. For
year I had suffered terrible aches and
pains, physicians could not help me.
was pronounced incurable. l think the
syrup viii cure any case of rheumatism
II taken as directed. 1t cured me as
hundreds will testify in this vicinity.
JOHN N. MAXWELL,
Salisbury, NC
Mr.. Maxwell bought Hibbard's Rheu-
matte Syrup at our store. We know
every word of this statement to be true.
This medicine has made some wonder.
full cures among our customers.
SrEERE, WELLS & Co.,
Wholesale and Retail Druggists.
Salisbury. N. c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

Lord Charles Beresford and Mr.. Gerald
Coke, two of the conspicuous swells
about London, were walking in Picca-
dilly, when dirty little crossing-sweep
importuned them for tu'pence.
mo. I'll not give you a penny" said
Sir Charles, gruffy. but Ill tell you
what will do. You see that constable
yonderf Well. if you mop your broom
up and down his back I'll give you half
a-crown."
"I'll do it sir" said the boy.
The policeman very properly resented
the shocking insult. He laid hands on
the small boy and proceeded to drag him
to the station.
His conscience pricking him, Sir
Charles stepped across the street and
demonstrated with the officer, and the
officer took Sir Charles into custody.
About this time Mr.. Gerald Coke came
up and protested against the arrest of
his friend.
aha" quoth the officer, $50 you
want to interfere. do your Well. fancy
Ill have to run you in, too"
The procession moved to the station.
The Inspector gazed at the culprits
austerely. So you've been interfering
with the constable, eh1" said he
solemnly. "A serious charge. A most
serious charge. Now tell me. sir. what's
your manner
"Mr. Gerald Coxe." answered the
gentleman.
"Oh. you're Mr.. Gerald Coke. are
you '" said he. "Very good-capital-
ha! Ia! And who are you. sir 2"
"Sir Charles Beresford." said that
gentleman.
This, to the thinking of the august and
solemn Inspector. deepened. rami6ed.
and complicated the joke.
$50 you're Sir Charles Beresford, chr"
he chuckled grimly Sir Charles Beres-
ford. chr Well. this is splendid-you
look like Sir Charles. you do; splendid!
And now tell me-" turning to the boy
whats your manner"
The ragged little urchin was in serious
quandary. He looked at Sir Charles and
he looked at Mr.. Coke. Look a-here,"
said he, ct oont know who yez are or
wot's yer game, but if I'm going
back on pal - Then turning boldly to
the Inspector, he said. In heroic conf
dence; "I'm der Dock er Wellington"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
Domestic Love.

Inever saw a garment too fine for a
man or a maid; there never was chair
too good for cobbler or a cooper or a
king to sit in; never house too fine to
shelter the human head. These elements
about us-the glorious sun. the imperial
moon-ere not too good for the human
race. Elegance fits man; but do we not
value these tools little more than they
are worth. and sometimes mortgage a
house for the mahogany we bring into
Y? would rather eat my dinner off the
head of barrel. or dress after the fash
ion of John the Baptist in the wilderness,
or sit on block all my life, than con-
sumo all on myself before ! got home,
and take 30 much paias with the outside
when the inside was as hollow as an
empty nut. Beauty is great thing, but
beauty of garment. house and furniture
are tawdry ornaments compared with
domestic love. All the elegance in the
world will not make a home; and /
would give more for a spoonful OF real
heart-lovs than for whole ship loads of
furniture and all the gorgeousness all the
,upholsterers in the world can gather
[Oiiver Wendell Holmes.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31

most half hour with her, a,coaxin. the
parson went up. an he prayed with her;
an Phile's ma went up an exhorted her.
an quoted from the Bible to her, an at
last she said she'd go. as obeyin' seemed
to be the heftiest part O the marryin'.
Then we all went down to let her put on
her new brown alapacky. Well. in about
ten minutes she came down, with the
salt cellar in her hand. leanin' on Phile's
arm, a-smilin' like basket O chips; an
he was a-grinnin, too. Jest as she passed
out, very majestic like, her purple feather
a-streamin' out behind her, she paused
an said, It's Kings Holler.'
An it was too" added Philury.
"Well. | guess Glory Ann will set off
them gilt hairpins, if she amt SO ever
lasting fiery that they'll melt" murmured
Rhody Ann.
Well, she be skairful," said Philury.
She be-" echoed Rhody Ann.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
The Worlds First Wedding.

What morning that was of the worlds
first wedding Sky without a cloud. At
mosphere without chill. Foliage with
out crumpled leaf. Meadows without
thorn. 1t shall be in church--the great
temple of world, sky-domed. mountain
pillared, supplemented. Larks. robins,
and goldfnches will chant the wedding
march. Violet, lily and rose burning
incense in the morning sun. Wild beasts
standing outside the circle looking on,
like family servants from the back door
gazing upon the nuptials. Carpet Of
grass like emerald for the human pair tc
walk on. Hum of excitement as there
always is before ceremony. Hush, al
the clouds. Hush, all the birds. Hush
the waters, for the king of the human
race advances, and his bride. Perfec,
man, leading to the altar perfect
woman. God, her father, gives away the
bride, and angels are the witnesses. and
tears of morning dew stand in the blue
eyes of the violets. And Adam take:
the round hand, that has never beer
worn with work or stung with pain, into
his own stout grasp. and says: This Is
now bone of my bone and flesh Of m,
nesh." Tumults of Joy break forth and
all the trees of the wood clasp Their
hands, and all the galleries Of the fores
sound with carol and chirp and chant
and the circle of Edenic happiness i
complete. .
MARRIED--Wednesday the fst da,
of June, in the year !, ADAM, the frs
man. to EVE. the first woman. Higf
Heaven officiating.-tT almage.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
A Happy Woman.

I have been afflicted with rheumatism
in very severe form for three or four
years, finally so bad that l was not able
to walk nor do my homework. tried a
great many different medicines with
little or no relief. BY recommendation of
my druggist | tried Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup and Plasters with the happiest re-
suits. can now walk and am able to
do my own work.
MRS. LEAH ]. WARREN.
North Manchester, Ind.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
HE'D HAD NO SHOW.

Joe Beall nd set upon keg
Down to the grocery store, an throw
One leg right over 'tother leg,
An swear he'd never had NO show.
"Oh no." said Joe,
''Hain't he'd no show"
Then shift his quid TO 'tother Jaw,
An chaw, an chaw, an chaw, an chaw,
He said he'd got no start in life,
Didn't get no money from his dad,
The washin' took in by his wife
Earned all the funds he ever had.
"Oh, no." said Joe,
"Hain't he'd no show"
An then he'd look mp at the clock
An talk. an talk. an talk, an talk.
i've waited twenty years-let's see
Yes, twenty-four, an never struck.
Altho' I've sot roun' patiently,
The fust tarAashion streak or luck"
"Oh, no." said Joe,
"Hain't he'd no show"
Then stuck like mueilage to the spot.
An sot, an sot, an sot, an sot.
i've come down regerlar ever day
For twenty years to Piper's store;
I've sot here in a patient way,
Say, hain't 1, Piper2" Piper swore,
u tell ye, Joe,
Yer hain't no show"
Yer too dern patient-ther hull ruff
Jest LATED, an LATED, an LATED, an laff
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
CHESTNUT BURRS.

Learn to labor and to stop waiting.
Since mans thoughts must be his
lifelong companion. he should strive to
keep them bright and agreeable.
Keep Satan behind you. but give him
an observant look occasionally.
Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup. a great
regulator of the kidneys and liver.
A blackbird that can't sing and will
sing, ought to be put into pie.
Change of weather brings muscular
rheumatism. Try Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup.
Know myself. and keep the informal
ton to myself.
The philosopher in advance of his age
must look to posterity for his turtle
soup.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-07-31
THE HUMAN PLAN.

Child, playing with the banbles OF today
Child, with the gold or silver hair
Say, how wouldst thou have built Creations
stair
Hadst thou been free 10 have thy puny waya
Could thy intelligence have shot tho ray
That lit tho universe OF upper airp
Wouldst thou have told the surging stars to
dare
Their glorious fight. and never stop nor stay7
Yet, turning ON this life thy weak disdain.
Thou triest to guess thy lot in loftier places;
To picture heaven-a fash Of wings, a stresn
OF traneing music. and the long-lost faces
The tender human heaven of our need;
But, after all, what may be heaven indeed7
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