The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-24
a VERY QUEER DUEL.
brought On by a Remarkable Act. IL
O. Ended Very Remarknhlv

ms three score years and ten, who left
Jamaica somewhere in the fifties. he
tween the time past when the abolition
OF slavery had paralyzcd West Indian
industries, and the time to come when
the same question of negro slavery
should jeopartlizc the unity of the great
republic.
II see," said he, that there is some
talk of raising Sir John Macdonalds
WIDOW TO the peernge. If it should
prove true. she will be the first native
west. Indian TO come in for such an
nonor, at least in great many years.
Andecd, do not remember that the
tnlng mas ever happened before, al
tnough Cowan, the composer, who re-
'celved baronetey some time since was,
like Lady Macdonald, native of ia
maica.
Yes" he continued. sI remember
her father we'll. Monkey Bernard,
they used to call him, and probably no
white man except Charles Darwin him
self, the apostle of the Monkey Ancestor
Gospel, ever more closely resembled an
ape in the face.
There was young buck, however,
who had narrow escape of paying
dearly for his laugh ut Bernard's I'M
fortunate physognomy.
John N.-that was not his name
but 1T will do as we'll as any other-was
walking along Port Royal street, Kings
ton, one fine morning, when u crowd of
ndle negroes attracted his attention.
Ihe center of amusement proved to be
"a good-sizcd ape, which n Spanish sailor
held by rope fastened round it's body.
IN. was at once struck by the like
iness-so he told me afterward-to IIer-
nard, and the result was that he then
and there handed over two gold doub-
looms to the sailor and became the pro-
pr1etor OF this living caricature.
"Bcrnard was large planter and
man OF some wealth. and held maior's
commission in the jamaica militia. The
tntcs so willed it that there was a grand
inspection of the militia appointed to
be held within few weeks after this
geological investment of Ms, and the
Father of Mischief prompted him to
avail himself OF the occasion for an act
'of the most outrageous devilmcnt
lie had the ape fitted with n com
plete suit of regmentnls rs worn by
major in the Jamaica militia, bought IL
little tin sword, and spent hours in
training this brute to walk upright.
with the drawn sword held in it's right
hand.
The secret was we'll kept until the
day of the review. Crowds of negroes
surrounded the race course, lust out
side OF Kingston, where the troops were
to march past. Presently Demands
regiment mnrched on to the ground and
wheeled into line. At the same mo-
ment there was n shout from some hun
'dreds OF lusty negro throats. 'Loolsoo
Monkey Bernardo and Ms ape, bril-
liant in scarlet and white, with its tin
sword we'll shouldercd strutted out
toward the ranks
II suppose that, with the exception
of Bernard himself, there was not n man
on that ground who was not convulscd
with laughter. The military evolutions
had to wait until the ape had been re-
captured by KS groom.
but the duel had not quite gone out
of fashion in those days, or, at any rate,
not in jamaica OF course, apology
would have been ridiculous, so Y. had
to accept Demands challenge The
weapon. as was usual with us, was the
old-fashioned single barreled ducling
pistol. The principals had the right Of
'rescrving their fire'-that is, though
they might not fire until the word was
given, either of them might take time,
after the word was given, to aim more
deliberately.
X. was an accomplished duelist, but
l suppose he saw the enormity of first
laboriously insulting an unoffending
man and then shooting him. Other
wise l can't account for his missing
Bernard, as he did for (if I remember
right the distance was only twenty
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BERNARD reserved his fire. Then,
with his pistol still pointing to the
ground, he said to ". who was quietly
waiting the event: Young man, l
am not going to take your life this
time, but this will teach you what
could do if felt Inclined
'N. was standing close to n tree, on
which ripe lime-fruit hung within n
yard of his head. Bernard raised his
pistol. and with the bullet cut that
fruit clean from the branch it hung on.
eff any one ever deserved to bear the
motto handsome is that handsome
does it was Monkey Bernard and
think that from and after that day he
and all his family ought to have been
proud of his nickname"
'What became of the ape" asked.
81 forget what fate befell that
famous ape" said my old friend, but
the pistols they used--n pair-have
found their way. believe, like Der.
uard's daughter, to Canada. Louis
vile Commercial.
CHRISTOPHER COllJMR,IS