The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-11-26

The rain producers don't scu,n to
quite know how 10 handle the rains
boston Herald
There is always room Mt tie top of
an evening costume for more costume.
-Ieras Siftings.
Some men ret reputation for
bravery just because they are able 10
conceal how scared they are. -SOnler-
Uitte J0nrnni.
Ethel-"Was Harry at the hop last
night?" Maud-"No. Jack tells me
that he made his skip about that time"
N. Z. Herald.
The difference between an editor
and his wife is that his wife sets things
to rights while he writes things to set.
-YoRkers Salesman.
1t is said that in Philadelphia. when
comedian gets off a good thing, the
curtain often drops" before the au
dience does YonE.rs Statesman.
Somebody says that poets are declin
ing. This may be so, but you had bet
ter not ask poet what he will take on
the strength of t.-Boston Bulletin.
She-"How can we keep them from
knowing that we are bride and groom?n
my wife, I'll say No" = Brooklyn
Life.
1t is not until man goes on a quest
for hired girl that he fully appre-
ciates the immense proportions OF the
woman question: Baltimore Anaeri-
can.
The old, old story before marriage
has these words in it: Il love you
The old, old story after marriage has
the same number. to-wit: Wanted
A cook. -AtchiSon Globe.
Mrs. Larkin displaying a new pair)
These are the cheapest slippers |
ever bought" Larkin--'I saw some
cheaper ones to-day" "Indeed?"
Yes, banana peels. "-Epoch.
"Mizpah." she whispered gaylv as
she gave him goodnight kiss. Yes.
of course l do. he blurted; land
hope I'll miss pa every time l come
here this winter. "-BuGaio Express.
Fickle-"I never knew how much
she was worth till shook her."
" IlOH y tHdtE OHC Sucu
me for breach of promise. and values
her affections at $50, Door, - Boston
NelCS.
Bilkins-"You are going to marry.
eh? But isn't year 4 long time to
waltz" Gilkins-"Oh. you don't mind
it. old fellow. after you call to take
her to the theater few times. IN. \.
Telegram.
Anxious Father-'And could you
support my daughter sir?" Student
Il have two strong arms" Anxious
Father-"But can they support her?"
Student-'They have often, si1."-.
Iuttonian.
Wife-''But l must have a new
chimney-piece. Husband = But I
can not afford it." But [ must have
it," We'll, get it! We must have
N Y. Herald.
Dumpsey-''Ro bson's wife is very
small, isn't she?" Popinjay-''Yes;
you would hardly believe it. but I
have heard it said that she goes
through his pockets every night."-
Burlington Free Press.
Mrs. Snodgrass (reading) = Gan
Ohio woman has clopcd with Il tramp
and her husband is looking for the
runawavs." Snodgrass He wants
to reward the tramp, | suppose. -
Smith. gray G Co.'S Monthly.
Mrs. De Style-"That cloak is Just
lovely. 50 soft and warm. Is it fash
ionble?" Dealer = No ma'am. it's
called the common-sen$e clock" Mrs.
De Style (with sigh:) Let me see
your Partisan simultaneously T.
Weekly.
The Proposal Without Possible Dis
comliture-IIc deeply i'll love but
proud as Lucifer) DO you love me?"
She-"No." He-"Well. | fancied
you did, you know. aud l wanted to
tell you I'm already engaged. Alan
haitian.
johnny entertaining the young man
before Sis entered the parlor:) II
lowed you'd never come back here
any more" Young man Why SO.
johnny" Johnny-.'Sis said yeSter-
day you was clean gone. M. Y.
Herald.
Il often wonder" he said rs they
stood in the yellowness of moonlt
night, what my last words will be-"
Aud not vestige Of sarcastic intent
lurked in her mind as she answered
so do |, George. l should so love to
hear them" Washington Star.
You'll be a man like one of us some
day" said the patronizing sportsman
TO lad who was throwing his line in
TO the same stream. Yes, SIR" he
answered, Il spose | will some day.
but b'live I'd rather stay small and
ketch few fish. Washington Star.
Miss Tiptopp-"Have you seen Miss
Flight since she was released from the
| asylum" Mr.. Goabout-"Ye saw
her last week at Newport. She APP
peared clothed in her right MUD"
Miss Tiptopp-"Why. l thought the
bathing season was over."-N. Y
Weekly.
Near-sighted Lady-"The boy vino
is trying to tie that tn-can to that poor
| dogs tail ought to be thrasbed within
an inch of his life-the horrid little
brute" Maid-"It's your boy. num-. ="
My boy?' Yes. mum" Tell him.
if he'll stop. I'll give him some cake. y
Good Neics.
Wilkins-''Win you marry me- Miss
Harte?" Miss Harte-.'This is so sud-
den, you surprise me. Yes | will"
Wilkins-''And, by Jove. you surprise
me, too. | was sure you wouldn't ac-
cept me. So sure in fact that had
bet 50 bet on it. Now I'm five t.
Yankee Blade.
Could you love me. darling" he
whispered with a tender. pleading
look in his eyes. IF / had only one
coat TO my back?n II could" she re,
piled softly. rs she nestled i'm his great,
strong 1orkville arms. IF | knew you
had sacrificed the others to buy me a
new dress. "-Clothte,' and F'ur3aiSher.
Ambitious maiden--'Its Just toe
mean for anything. The editor sent
my beautiful and pathetic story back
xN-rs n Il. :.