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Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
A sensIhle Arrangement.

An Englishman who, after grum- bling about his native country for more than half lifetime, at last made up his mind to cmigrate to New Zea- land, was asked why he chose that far a way part of the world for place of residence.
 Why" said he, ''it is because nature has made a much better arrangement of the seasons there than it has here"
 What do you mean?''
 What do mean? Why. it's a great mistake of nature, as anyone must see, to have the cold weather come in the winter and hot weather in the summer. How delicious it must be to have it hot in Decem ber, now, which is the cold, freezing season, and what a blessing to get braeing cold in July when everybody needs it. Now, that's the way they have 1t in New Zealand, and that's what I call a sensible ar rangement of the seasOns!"-Youth's Communion
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Notice of Assessment

HEAD CENTRE AND TRANQUIL ity Mining Company. Location of principal place of business, San Francisco California, location of works Tom bsi one mining district Cochise county. Arizona. Notice is hereby given that at a meeting of the Board of Directors heid on the 18th day of Nov ember, 1891, an assessment No three 3l of five l51 cents per share. was levied upon the capital stock of the corpora- uon payable immediately in United States gold coin to the secretary at the office of the company No BIO Pine St. Rooms 15 and IF San Francisco Calif- ornia. Any stock upon which this as- sessment shall remain unpaid on the 18th day O! December 1891 will be delin quebt and advertised for sale at public auction and unless payment is made before will be sold on MONDAY the nth day of January 1892, to pay the delinquent assessment together vith the cost of advertising aDd expense of sale. J. ". PEW. Secretary
 0ficA-NO. BIO Pine street. Rooms 10 and 17 San Francisco California,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Serious onensea Against Royalty.

"He is fne-looking fellow" said an Austrian lady not long ago, as she looked at his highness the Archduke Franz Ferdinand in his carriage. Her remark reached the ear of the public prosecutor. who, deeming the word fellow disrespectful, ordered her ar rest, and she was sentenced to six months Imprisonment The lady was rich enough to be able to appeal to the supreme court in Vienna, which or dered her release. When the emperor of Austria recently visited Reichem- berg, a woman who was kept out of a street through which the emperor was to drive grew impatient and exclaimed: "Es ist gu dummg' tit is too stupidl. She was instantly arrested for con- tempt of royalty and sentenced to three months imprisonment In Aus tria it is an iniictable offense to neg lect saluting the emperor when he ap- pears in public. A few weeks ago university student in Vienna was ar rested for this ofFense of omission. He only got of by pleading that the sight of the emperor so dazed him that he lost all his presence of mind.-Chi- cago Tribune.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Nerve Waste.

Nerve waste is somewhat new field of consideration for people of studious habits. People think that the supp 7 of vital energy is inexhaustible, aad that repair goes on as fast as waste Then comes a crash and they are put- zled. They should not be. Nerves should be cconomized as carefully as a bank account You cannot get out what is not put into the nerves any more than into the bank. Sleep is natures way of winding up the ma chine When we begin to get slespls ss the nerves are then exhausted; a3d either insanity or some other form of nerve depression is near at hand Rail- road travelling. even in sleeper, is not like a bed Rapid mental work for short hours is better than long strug- gle to do mental work when we are weary. The Master said: Come aside and rest awhile" and summer vaca- tons are as good now as then--Mid- Continent
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
NOTICE.

If you want fine straight whisky, of the most celebrated brands, drop into the Pony Saloon and satisfy yourself that this is true. The Pony also car ries the finest brands of domestic and imported Brsndies, Wines, Ales, Por-- ters, and all kinds of liquors. Ice Cold Drinks of all kinds a speciality. The Carmen Key West Cigar is the finest for the money to be had in Ari- zona. St. Louis Anheuser Buss Lager Beer on draught at all times. No fav Orites. Come all.
 JOHN SHAUGHSEssY,
 proprietor
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

DURING four and a half days last week the general land office issued 4252 land patents. This is the highest record ever made by the office. There are now approved for patent SEQ min eral entries in various parts soi the west, and a force of clerks has been detailed to write these patents SO that within tiriIt, days 1t Is expected the whole number will be in the hands oi the entrymen.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
August
 Flower

There IS a gentle Dyspepsia. man at Malden-on-
 the Hudson, N. Y, named Captain A. G. Pareis, who has written us a letter in which 1t is evident that be has made up his mind concerning some things, and this is what he says:
 I have used your preparation called August Flower in my family for seven or eight years. It is con stautly in my house, and we consider it the best remedy for Indigestion,
 and Constipation we Indigestion. have ever used or
 known. My wife is troubled with Dyspepsia, and at times suffers very much after eating. The August Flower, however, re- Heves the difficulty. My wife ire ouentiy says to me when I am going
 to town, We are out Constipation of August Flower,
 and I think you had better get another bottle l an also troubled with Indigestion, and when ever I am, l take one or two tea spoonfu1s before eating, for day or two, and all trouble $ removed" Q
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

POSTMASTER General Wannamsker in his annual report suggests: That rural free delivery be established; that free delivery in all towns of 5000 and over be established; that postal say ings banks be established; that box rents be abolished where there Is no free delivery and that a free box be given to each head of a family who lives beyond the free delivery limits that the postoffice departments be given seperate buildings of its own ; that stamped envelopes be sold at their postal value" The latter recommeD- dation should have been followed by a recommendation to give away letter paper, sell candy at cents a pound, throw in stick of gum and oblige every postmaster to open a clothing store.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

IT is estimated the amount of Cyrus Fields money sunk by his son and which swept away the last vestige of the fathers once great fortune was about one million dollars. The loss of the Union Pacific by the hypOthe- eating Of securities by Field, Lindley X Co were estimated Co be S20O, ,OCO, of which, it is said, the road has re ceived the greater part.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
WITH THE WORLD AT PEACE.

TIE British army contains over seven thousand men who are over six feet in height.
 A TORPEDO has been tired at Horsea island that can cut through net with out exploding. It is the invention of an Italian firm.
 A HEAVY cannon for which the gov ernnent pays s4s,OO0 is good for 227 rounds, while 4s ton gun, which costs s5e. .24a, !s good .S: Szi= sse charges.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

IN an interview Depew said: There is no division of sentiment in the republican party as to Blaine. If he becomes a candidate for nomination, nothing on earth can prevent his nomination il he desires 1t. If he does not, President Harrison will be the nominee"
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

TO sALESMEN: We offer free samples, express preraid. We are paying s2, 900 year to twenty agents
 and sl.000 a year to over seventy. P. O. Box 1871, New York. iw. 1l-l2tf
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

The Southwest Convention of silver advocates to be held at Fl Psso on the 18th inst will be one of the largest gatherings of mining men ever held on the coast. It is to be hoped that Cochise county will be well represent ed there.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Wasted.

A chance in a lifetime for active ladies and gentlemen to secure a very pleasant and profitable business. Address with Pct. stamp, CONSOLE LATED SHOE CO, Salem Masp.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Reliable Men

WANTED as travelling salesmen for a first. class Cigar Company. Must have good references,
 F.o. B. CIGAR co,
 Salem NC.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
Efo. For BIsbee =!

l.. A. Engle is now running a fast two-horse rig between Tombstone and Bisbee. leaving Tombstone at ' 30 m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and Bisbee on alternate days, at same hour. Orders for passage or freight Co be left at store of Geo. Ii. Pitts Tombstone. Office at Bisbee at LsngdOrPs store ti.922
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05

SALESMAN.-An energetic man wanted to push our manufactures on this ground. One of our agents earn ed s5 200 last year. Address P o Box 1871, New York.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-12-05
CITY AND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER.

Fresh Ranch Butter from the ranch of j a White atwOleott's Cash Store. S7n
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
LIQUOR DEALERS.
All the Old officers Reelected for
the New Year.

The labors of the convention of the
Liquor Dealers League of the State were
ended by seven O'Clock last night. The
business transacted was done in secret
session. 1t is said that some of the reso-
lutions that were adopted were supported
by vigorous speeches on the part of many,
and denounced with just as much energy
by others. From all accounts the execu-
tive session was far from being har-
monious one. After considerable discus
sion the following resolution was
adopted:-
Resolved That it is the sense of this Conven
tion that 1t will not support any candidate for
member of the Legislature who will not pledge
himself to vote for a bill making auniform rate
OF Iicence throughout the state which Will not
exceed $l50.
The next resolution required no argu-
ment. IL voiced the sentiments of every
delegate: for it contained in substance a
desire that every liquor dealer has The
resolution as unanimously adopted,
read:-
peal the old English common law which has
been in use since the seventeenth century, and
which is known as the "Dsordery House Act, ="
which relic Of English misrule should
wiped out Of our statnts books.
WHY THEY OBJECT.
For long time The liquor dealers IN
this State have considered this law an
insult to them. 1t classes them with dis
reputable houses, gambling dens and
other undesirable places. The conven-
tion insisted that in simple Justice no
hotel keeper should be arrested for keep
ing disorderly house when the offense
committed had been but violation of
the excise law. The legislative commit
tee Of the league will prepare bill for
the next Legislature asking that the.
Selling lsW deslsnass auor tns On sandas shss OF OF
other violations of the ex-
else law be designated 50. 1t is claimed
that when the proprietor OF reputable
liquor store is arrested because he sells
liquor on Sunday, he is charged with
keeping disordsrly houses This is pub
lished in newspapers, and persons whodo
not personally know ghe circumstances
class him as the proprietor of a dive or
house of Ill repute or a gambling den.
The delegates were also unanimous in
adopting a resolution asking the Legisla-
ture to pass law so modifying the present
law requiring licenses to be signed by
three Freeholders each successive year,
that the signature of Freeholder may DO
service as long as the Freeholder desires
This would do away with the trouble
liquor dealers have in obtaining slgaers
each year to petitions for license:
The convention also concluded to OPP
pose any effort in the Legislature having
in view the creation of excise boards IN
cities OF the irst class, which means this
city and Newark.
All the officers of the League were re-
elected. They are:-John Hart. Jersey
City, President; John Mccormick, Cam
den, Vice President; August koehler.
Orange, Secretary; S. Fruehlingfeld,
Newark, Financial Secretary, aud John
j. Denny, Orange, Treasurer.
The convention adjourned to meet in
Hoboken on the first tuesday in Septem-
her 1902
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
NORTH HUDSON.

Nellie Esther, a middle-aged woman,
was arrested III Weehawken yester day.
She had been drinking heavily, and
Recorder Ryer sent her to the County
Jail. This morning the Recorder learned
that the woman had died in the Jail.
Death is attributed to delirium tremens
Two quarryman, Peter McGraw and
Thomas Connolly, were badly injured by
a premature blast in GuttenDurg quarry
yesterday.
The Secaucus Independent Shooting
Club will Lold its annual picnic Septem-
ber %. at Neutsch's Floral PARK. The
affair is In the hands OF Captain ID.
W oeckener.
AT a recent meeting of the Empire En-
gine Company No. 8, of West Hoboken,
the following officers We're elected for the
ensuing year:-P Van Skiver, Foreman;
Robert Frantz, First Assistant Foreman;
Henry Bergkamp, Second Assistant Fore
man; Albert Dubelbeis, Recording Sec
retary; t. BonchonIle, Financial Secre-
tary; Michael Kohl, Treasurer.
Yesterday the marriage of Mr.. John
Osterbye and Miss Josephine Sieverding
WAS performed by the Rev. j. N. Gruff,
in the Holy Family Church, Union Hill.
friends aud relatives awaited the
bridal couple. Miss Gertrude Sieverding
cousin Of the bride, acted as bri desmaid,
and Mr.. Philip Sieverding, her brother,
as best man. After the ceremony tne
party was invited to the residence of the
bride on Railroad avenue, West Hobo
ken, where reception was held.
Edward Nepivoda, of West Hoboken,
was married 10 Miss Frances Herzig by
the Rev. Father Rector at the West Ho-
boken Monastery last Sunday evening.
The Weehawken Town Council met
last night and accepted an invitation to
attend the annual summernght's festt-
val of the Tahen Association, OF Hoboken,
at Pohlman's pavilion tonight.
The ladies of st. Joseph's Church, West
Hoboken, are arranging fair for Octo-
Der 15.
Maurice Bangs, quarryman, had his
left arm blown off In the GUTENBERG
quarries yesterday by a premature
blast n4a
The West Hoboken Town Council will
mesE tonight.
Henry jackson, a sailor on the brig
Neptune. lying off Nineteenth street,
Weehawken, fell overheard last night and
was drowned.
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
A Cnrious Question.

A curious question was asked by the
Parie Figaro of it's readers, its women
readers especially. A novel entitled
"Cour de Mere" appeared in the feuil-
Teton of the paper. In this story a
mother of strong religious convictions
refuses to consent to the marriage OF
her daughter with the man she loves,
because he is bound by a Yow mace to
his dying father never tO be married
in church or take part in any religlou
ceremony. The girl dies broken
hearted, and to the last she mother
refuses the permission that would save
her child from the grave. The Figaro
asked it's readers, was the mother JUS
titled in withholding her consent and
thereby bringing her daughter to an
early grave? The editor received
1,431 answers. OF these 621 considered
the mother justified in preferring
her daughters death to her dishonor
in contracting a marriage unblessed
by the church; $40 took the opposite
view, and blamed the mother; 300
answered hesitatingly, and suggested
various solutions to the problem.
The editor expressed his admiration
of the style in which the letters, as
rule, were written. Some distin-
guished women took part in the cor
respondence. Answers reached the
office of the Figaro from distant parts
of the globe II would lynch the
mother" telegraphed an American
lady. The Queen
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
A New Idea in Collectors.

Harmon Murray, the negro desper-
ado vino was killed in Florida recently
by another negro whom he attempted
to rob, has the credit of introducing
a novel element into the church col
lection business. One Sunday re-
Gently Murray went to church.
strictly in the way of business
''drew q bead on the deacons success
sively, and compelled them to take up
a collection for his benefit. Whether
he levelled his pistol at the worship
ers in turn as the plate reached them,
and so made sure of liberal contribu-
tions the dispatch neglects to say, but
probably a man of SO practical a turn
of mind did Lot neglect his opportun-
tiles in that direction. Mr.. Muir
rays example should not be
thrown away on the deacons.
Hereafter when the members of
the church do not ''come down"
with sufficient liberality to meet the
demands of the occasion, or show
disposition to ''chip in" with buttons
let them present pistol with the box,
and there will probably be no cause
for complaint on the score of lack OF
interest In this way the necessity
for holding fairs with raffies and other
games of chance that give the investor
no chance will be done away, and
every one will not only give, but give
freely. There will be no further need
for '.beating the devil around the
ump''-you just collar" your man,
take his ''boodle" and go away salts
fed even if he doesn't.
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
Nicoini-kuhl.

ST. Boniface's Church. on First street,
was filled with representative German
families yesterday on the occasion of the
marriage of Miss Annie Kuhl and Mr..
Lawrence Nicolai, both of this city. The
ceremony was performed by the Rev.
Father Wahl. A nuptial mass was also
celebrated. Organist Staiter and Pro-
fessor Max Miller's orchestra furnished
the music.
The bride looked charming in whit e
satin. The bridesmaids were Miss Fin q
Kuhl and Miss Tessie Brook. Jaco b
Sesselman acted as best man.
A reception was held at Germania Hall
last night. All the young couples friends
came to greet them, and the young bride
plushingly received CONGRATULATIONS.
Dancing was the order of the evening. A
generous banquet was served late in the
night. The young couple received many
presents of silverware and bric-a- brack
and useful articles.
Among those present were:-Mrs. E..
Kuhl, Tony Nicolai, Barney kunkel.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Metzger,
Mr.. Adam Miller and Miss Lizzie .Jordon,
Charles Dagan and Miss Aggie Rooney,
Mr.. E. Amend and Miss S. Aimeud, Mr..
aud Mrs. John Carr, Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Luawig. John p; Lau and Miss ID.
Albert Bickman, Mrs. A. Helm, Frank
Janiskt and Miss M. Sievering, Miss
Maggie Kenny, Miss Rachael Folser,
Miss Lena OFT. Mi sses Emma and Laura
EnkerU, Mr.. and Mrs. George Brock,
Misses Alice and Nellie McKD light, Ed
ward Ruf, Miss E. Helm, and William
Wolf.
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
TN cHANoERY OF NEW JERSEY.

Between the Jersey City Insurance Company
complainants and Ann Miller ct ais, defendants.
On Bill. &C. Special order for publication.
IL satisfactorily appearing TO the Court that john
Woods. the person who held under William 2.
Bockus n,ortgagor, in the mortgage in the Bill
mis- heirs and devisees and the persons now holding
under said mortgagor are wholly unknown.
and 1t likewise appear ing TO the satisfacton OF
the Court that Mary Nell wife of Peter ell In ner
lifetime claimed to be daughter or said Jonn
oods. and as such claimed TO have some lutere y
in said lands, and that the said May Neu anu
Peter Neil her husband. are dead. and the neirs
known.
1t is on this nineteeuth day OF March. eighteen
hundred and ninety one. on motion OF John Grimm.
of counsel with the complainant ordered that the
unknown owners of ali that certain house ana
lot piece parcel of land situate lying and being
on the north side of Wayne street. Jersey City,
commencing one hundred and twenty ave feet
from the corner of Grove and Wayne streets, peiny
twenty five feet in front and rear ana one nunured
feet deep on each side, bounded on the west cy q
lot of susan Paulmier and on the east by lot OF
George ogden, and is known as lot number ~ 90
ants bil or before the twenty first day or sep
tember next that in default thereof such ecree
be made against them as the Chancellor shall tnink
equitable and just -,
And IL Is further ordered that this order shall
within twenty days hereafter be published IN Ine
City In this State. and continued therein at iease
once q week, to within rem days of the expiration
OF tho time herein limited TO appear pleao, an
swer q demur' my . A.,c1rJ.
true copy.
ALLAN McDEnMoTT 90 ca
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
MIR. BLAINE OUGHT 10 KNOW.
From. the Dover Tder.

Ex-senator Blair. of educational bill
and Chinese Minister notoriety. who OBJ
jects to d. opping into the open arms OF
obscurity, has written letter i'll which
he claims to be the father of reciprocity.
He is also modest enough to intimate that
he Is much brainler man than either Mr..
Harrison or Mr.. Blaine, and that the only
reason why lie has not done better than
either of them is, because he has not been
given the opportunity. IL lie never had
the right before, this letter gives Mr..
Blair the undispui ed right to the conicHl
headgear which school boys, in their love
of fun, cali FOOLS cap. BY the way,
Blaine and Harrison must have refused
Blair anything further in the diplomatic
line, or ne would not have written that
screed
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
CORPORATION Notice.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON THE 2eTH
~ oay OF August. 1891 the Commissioners OF As
sess ment filed in the office Of the CLERK OF the
Board OF Street and Water Commissioners their
final assessment map and schedule for the im-
WILTON ST..
from COmmuniD6w ave. TO Maple ST.. by paving,
etc., and the same Is ow open TO public inspection
in the office OF the Clerk OF said Board.
And notice Is also given that the following
streets avenues or particular sections tn ereof
are included In said assessment
WHl1ON ST.,
from Conmunipaw ave. to Maple st.
MAPLE ST.
on the west side. frorl Wilton st. about 100 feet
north and 25 feet south
LAFAYETTE ST.,
from Wilton st. about lOU feet north ana 1c0 feet
south.
CoMMUNIPAw AVE.
the SIDE from Wilton ST. about 25 feet nor tn
and ~ feet south.
And that tho 5th day of ctober 1884, at o'clock
a.. m, and the meeting room OF the Roard Of Street
and Water Commissioner arc hereby hxed as the
time and place when and where the Roard of
Street nd Water commissioners Will meet to hear,
consider and ai1udcate upon all objections TO said
assessment and report.
All objections thereto must be presented in writ
ing.
GEO. I. BoUTON,
Clerk.
Dated Jersey City, September 4. 1891.
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
Christman-Dean.

There was pretty wedding Sunday
evening at St. Patrick's Church. Grand
street and Ocean avenue. The contract
lag parties were Miss Alice Dean. Of No.
35 Storm avenue. and Mr.. George Christ
man, Of No. 1853 Ocean aven ue.. Only the
parents and few friends were present.
The Rev. Father Hennessy ofiiciated.
Mr.. Thomas Dean was best man aud Miss
II. Chrlstman bridesmaid.
A reception followed at the home of the
groom's parents. Among the guests were
Mr. and Mrs. 4. Flick, Miss Ella Flick,
Mr.. and Mrs. S. }. CIothers, ]. Hay ana
mother, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. French, Mr..
and Mrs Witter, Mr. and Mrs.
Markquett, Mrs. Babcock, Mrs. Swift,
William Christmann aud Miss Mamie
Naughton, Miss Ella Nap. Miss E Blsley,
MIR. and Mrs. E. j. Bisley. James Barrey,
Mr. and Mrs, Charles Seigmann, Mr.. aid
Mrs. Jacob Seigmann, Mr.. and Mrs
William Foster, Mr.. and Mrs. S. J.
Blakey, Thomas Swan, Colonel P. H
O'DilI and r. j. Welsh.
The Jersey City news., 1891-09-09
TAI.MAGE AND BEANS.
El.onl the coaat nemo ocrat.

Referring to Dr.. ralmage, famous for
his manly and peculiar gestures, autics
and clown-like manNavres, doesn't 1t
appear to be "a terrible price for beans"
to pay $3.50 for one of his questionable
sermons? We don't mind telling oar
friends that our estimate of this far
famed Brooklynlte might be put in very
small compass. Hs is u fearfully over
rated man. His mouth is extraordinarily
large and he opens it both muchly and
widely. We fail to recognize the pearls
that drop. We believe they are little
more than glopules of saliva.