The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-08

from extensive travelling, he chose a woman
, VINO added TO her good looks wit aud wisdom.
THAT'S very clever dog. By the by, he's
not Tor sale; and this is not told to boom
MIN, but only to show how advantageous Is
Is TOT men, women, aud dogs TO absorb the
English language straight early In life.
THE cooUETTIsH APRON.
The sewing classes have made more posi-.
tive well known fact, and that Is the
cnarm possessed by the apron for man.
lie knows he likes it, and yet he can't tell
Just why. He says very vaguely: "Weu.
you know, its white, and has such cunning
pockets, and the strings tie so prettily about
the waist; aud then, don't You know, it's so
essentially womanly. The fellow who looks
at IL always thinks 70 himself that girl
knows something about making a home.
and be can Imagine her with an apron on
walking around in the morning and seeing
that her household is In order.n
The apron is the very essence Of
coquetry. IL shows off the girlislf
lines of n figure well; and IL to its fancy
skirt is added a tiny full bib pinned careful.
ly and smoothly on the bodice, then the
wearer is certain that her admirers will
grow rapturous. Sikh Certainly notl
Silk aprons, unless they are white ones, ars
considered extremely bad form, the proper
one TO wear being a fine white .nainsook,
with decoration of hand work ia the shape
Of hem-stitchiug. So the girl who wishes to
gain the heart OF Young man succaads best
when she is at the sewing circle, armed with
needle, and prepared to put the heart In
the pocket of her apron.
THE BRUNETTE AND THE BLONDE
The brunette is going to have her innings.
My reason for stating this Is that most Of
the new bonnets are decorated with white
| ribbons and have white ribbon strings.
| These are absolutely impossible to any
| blonde, except the natural one, with skin
like peaches aud cream. The woman who
has had dark hair and has been idiot enough
to bleach it, usually has TO make np to Suis
her hair, or else her skin is of leaden hue.
Now, white ribbons will bring out every
particle Of powder and rouge on her face,
and mako a shocking spectacle of the fool
| and her folly. The brunette viii wear the
| white ribbons, ald triumph in this way
over the blonde, who will not dare to assume
them. In the way Of fashion her blonde
ship has triumphed for a long time.
and it Is only just that the brunette
should at last have some rights. The
blaached blonde will undoubtedly try the
white hes-for any woman who has been
| silly enough TO believe that nobody knows
that the Lord did not make her hair a color
| out OF harmony with her skin, her lashes
and her brows, Is idiot enough to try any
thing-for she believes that everybody in
the world Is blind. regard the glistsning
white ribbon as a Judgment come upon the
lady with the hleached locks. Pm a great
believer In judgments-aren't youl think
IL one waits long enough, aud watches the
people who have done wrong, one sees them
suffer for 1t, though IL one has mean enemy
it's just as we'll to put the stone in one's
pocket, ready for use, aud then when you
| throw IL throw 1t so that IL strikes home.
SOME ENEMIES WE ALL PREFER
There are some enemies to be preferred
to some friends.
| prefer the open enemy TO the friend
who considers IL a jest TO discuss my weak
nesses before people who are strangers
| to me.
| prefer the open enemy to the friend
who, because | believe in friendship, uses
me as long as it is convenient, and then
laughs to other people about how easily ]
am fooled.
Iprefer the open enemy to the friend who
comes to me when I'm in sorrow, hears Of
my woes aud recounts them to lot of idle
listeners.
prefer the open enemy to the friend who
makes friendship a worry and trouble
rather tban a rest aud refreshment.
Iprefer the open enemy to the friend
who exploits i'll temper, ugly words and
dissatisfaction upon me, counting that
friendship gives these privileges.
prefer an open enemy always Then
there is honest warfare, not innuendoes,
not backbiting. not lying or slanderingI
but clear, honest war, where you strike otit
from the shoulder, either mentally or phy-
sically, straight Like you, good friend
or good enemy may be found in Bah