New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-03-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

AT there Is one great nuisance In this hotel aooVs
all others says clerk Of the Palace Hotel san iran
cisco II IS that Of the young English tourist VINO l.
making a trip around the world. There Is scarcely
dav I'm the year that Of these London snoos docs
ma, drop I'm upon u.s. They spend money literally, II
i, true but they invariably drink like ish' ana they
soon become very unpleasant guests one Oh our IT,
cont subjects was a Young man named Macarthur WHO
left a few DAYS ago for Australia. When he arrived
horc ON the overland train from tho East ne P"Hheu
down $500 at the cashiers DESK 10 BE- called ior o
remained with just five days and when the steamer
sailed and Macarthur called for the balance OF Tue iuaa
h.. received lust ~ 300. In five days dissipation the
,,,,, man ,pept - 800 In san Francisco. Pretty
amid GAIT for a tourist lie not swell either
lint an ordinary, ever day Young EnGlshman''
s,udent-would you perhaps buy this Greek dc
NniGuary-I am sorry. but buy only whole
ortnGsntust so. This book is the whole Of my
ubiary.-lFll"gende Blattcr
There l. sometimes baclIacton quality about
fame that is amusing. Here for instance, Is as
patch Announcing that " Baby AnSons father
not glvcn-has been elected Mayor OF M"rsH@''oWn'
Iowa.
woman with letter in her hand T1i vs. tfeL Il, ,I al
over tho tire alarm box at the corner OF llSn 81 ana
Woodward aye when pedestrian halted and asked;
WANT to turn in fire alarm. ma am :.
NJ. .ir :" she snapped
Want TO mail your letter. then Well - 49,.
"Nou intend to SAY that tllS Is ho1 " vel
wa, iu, seeing how the wins were connected to WORK
Inv ~" be sailed of down the street looking for
Icttcrtoy "A had boy began shouting at the kind
Hearted Left-lcft-dd you ever get lett 80
Detroit Free Press.
saws "The Jackson (Ky0 Hustler: "The Council
at the last meeting ordained that the playing at ball
and marbles be forever prohibited In Manst. and the
Cout House yard and that upon Sunday neither of
these games should he played within the town limits
Managing Editor OF The Screamer'-Did you inter
Reporter couldn't do it..
Managing Editor Couldn't do it! Why not, should
Reporter >melton died half an hour before l got
MnnagInc rdtor-what's that got to do with IT, You
were ordered T. get an interview and it's your bust
mes, ia ret it, Nit down and write ii. and make
column Of II dyr hear !-(oSton Transcript
William Reed Biseow, In The New England Maya
zine has some good things to say about the moral
tone Of Harvard lie quotes Professor Drummohd
As saving that it was of the most religious colleges
ne had ever visited. The standard OF conduct say :
Mr. Wgelow Is not 0aly higher now ulan iorherN'
but IL compares flvoaby with contemporary colleges
When a recent class took their commencement dinner
together at the Hotel Brunswick barely man WAS
intoN heated in a class Of over 200 Yet, senior IN
cl,, Of less than seventy i've. graduated this year
NJ one Of New Englaud's most orthodox institutions. Is
authority for the statement that twenty-five OF his
classmates were drunk at the commencement dinner
If the morality Of colleges IS to be estimated 10y
comparison Of fragrant offences proportional to the
number Of students Harvard will stand guiltless before
many sister school,
Poorly Won Famc.-Those who have investigated and
onsht to know say tht inc i%OTs oI I'm" rGmfo%
and cheer with the country tavern 81
america II those odem rhaPo got Pot bc T 4 S Ta
to call place Acknowledgement FREQ Press.