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Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

The chief clerk of the Advocate Generals office at Washington, who is we'll posted on army affairs, says that one-third of the American soldiers de- sert every year and that the entire army of 25,OOO men desert every three
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

THE Senate bill fixing the salaries of United States district judges at $5O0O per year was passed in the House, and the President will prob- ably sign the bill, which is just one.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

There is no danger Of cold result Ing in pneumonia when Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is used as directed
 ur a severe cold" It efiectually counteracts and arrests any tendency c. cold to result in pneumonia. This 'art was fully proven in thousands of o'sa dnlit g the epidemic Of inhuerza !9. winter. For sale by II. J. Pe;o.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

Prof. Foster, the prognosticator of the late storm, has another one in readiness for us on next Sunday and Monday. The storm just passed is due in New York tomorrow.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

THE Missouri Supreme Court holds that central committees of political parties haze the right to arbitrate and settle differences Eetweed candidates.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

WHEN the smelling of zinc becomes profitable then will Cochise county be credited with another industry Of enor- nous proportions.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

A bill similar to the Texas ranger law has been introduced in the House, and MT. English, who drew it up. links it will pass.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

Sherman, Santa Cruz, and Papago are the three names proposed for the new county to be cut out of southern Pima.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

One Of the circus monkeys is dead, and the small boys around town are correspondingly sad.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01
DIED.

STEINMAN-In Bisbee. February 2I, 1891. Henry Steinman, a native of New York.
 New York papers please copy.l
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

and only additional news of their want is awaited in order to respond with spirit characteristic of Cochisc county
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01
TOMBSTONE EPITAPH.
Tombstone, Cochise County. Arizona.
ENTERED IN THE POST OFFICE 40 ssooSO-olAss MATTER.

The Missouri weather prophet is not to be sneezed at. His storm ar rived on time and boreas is following his predictions to the letter.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

THE still hunt by which Geronimo's band has been sent back to AT zona should be investigated.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01

THE death of Diamond Joe Rey- holds takes another prop from under Arizona's pillar of progress.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
THE TINES

The duh times seem 10 extend
everywhere Doubtless they are at
their worst and a turn is at hand.
The kindly fruits OF the earth are
most abundant, which circumstance
may temporarily lower prices, but In
the end, or, as the economists say,
"whcn the effect is distributed" ic.
the abundance felt, the times will be
better. And all the better they will
he, the more OF all this rich abundance
we can sell abroad
As long ago as Arstotles' time, cen
turtles before Political Economy was
denominatcd science the philosopher
said that II was OF no benefit and no
increase In the worlds wealth 10 pro.
duce more food than man needs, and
then to eat it merely TO get IL out OF
existence 90 further make room for
more. To turn 10 good use, then, The
rich and abundant gifts of Nature
and the rewards Of mans energy, We
must sell that part which we cannot
use.
We followed, a few years ago, the
endeayOrs OF the nations 10 establish
commercial treaties with several 9th
ers. Some succeeded some failed; but
whenever one Is once made the people
are 10th to break t. The one between
France and England has overrun is
time 10y nearly n dozen years. So, too
ours with Hawaii, although not the
best that we could make with that toy
Kingdom, has run far beyond the orig.
iual several years, and both countries
demand It's continuance.
We ought 10 make more commercial
treaties; make them with England
where our trade could be increased
If some disinterested men can he
found who have no ambition for office,
and appointed 90 draft a list OF the
surplus things Of other countries
which we might proitably receive,
without dctriment 10 ourselves, in ex-
change for our surplus then might we
Laugh 10 see the sails conceive
Aud grow big-belllcd with the wanton wind '
Then might we see ships. rich with
merchandise, entering every port.
Then might we see great CONNER
cial city right here. II we SO greatly
desire the trade Of Orcas and Lumml
Islands why not reach out, by treaty,
Of course, for all the trade which the
boundless seas can bring 10 u.s. Bring
on your reciprocity
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
ONCE AGATN

We say 10 the Nevadlggers that II
they Intend to continue going outside
their own state for senator's, as Is the
case with Jones and Stewart, OF Call.
fornia, that they can do no better
than to look at the noble senatorial
timber in this young state.
Jones, like fat and bean-fed horse
sits lazily about Washington. and
fleets the time carelessly," and is as
much use to Nevada as II he had died
ten years ago In Africa. Stewart, ON
the other hand has been active. but
only In one interest-that Of silver.
lie has harped on lt until all his
chords are gone, save one poor string,
and no one will listen % him.
The same is the case with Senator
Teller, Of Colorado. Everybody is
weary OF hearing him on every posi-
BILE subject, and he ought 90 be put in
a commlttee-room all alone whenever
he makes speech.
We could furnish 10 both the Nepn.
dlggers and the Coioradogs handsome,
bright, ambitious, enterprising. indus
trious, sagacious, temperate senators
young Ia years, yct--as the Chinese
emperor said In proclamation about
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

The noise of the streets In Paris would
cause All American to fancy himself at
home on the Fourth Of July The average
Partisan IL no more TO be trusted with n
whip than he Is with locomotive whistle.
From dawn ill dawn the cracking Of cab
mems whips makes the air tremulous with
resonant agitation. Every man who drives
a horse carries a long whiplash and cracks
IL incessantly. Crack, spat, spatter, spat-
ter, crack, crack, crack 20 the whips in a
never ending chorus all around you wher.
ever you walk, and apparently in your
apartment when you try 20 sleep.
IL You want TO imagine what Il sounds
like, Just you fancy every third or fifth
man In New York going about firing giant
torpedoes all day and night. These terri.
BILE infections, the drivers, are quite pic.
turesque. They wear red waistcoats as a
rule, and invariably sport tall hats OF some
shiny material that looks Ike patent leath.
err. Their hetbands are often OF metal sill.
vered or glided. They are pestiferous
lot. as noisy with their mouths as with
their whiplasbes, and though | had no
quarrel with any, heard of or saw quar-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
Rnther Kongh on Him.

1t was a pretty little country girl who
rode down in Madison avenue car yester-
day morning. The city bred youth who
escorted her was evidently proud of his
charming companion, but there was a
shade Of embarrassment because she fire.
quently displayed her verdancy. You could
have told that she was country girl
by her manner. The city was new TO her,
and every thing she did not understand she
asked about
As the car passed the Tombs she cried
delightedlY:
ooh, there is that lovely museum I read
about 50 they keep II open on Sundays,
do theyp
yes" replied the young man dryly,
they keep IL open on Sundays"
az remember you wrote aud told me you
were there twice"
There was ripple Of laughter In the car
New York World.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
Feeling His Way.

'Nellie," he said, with kind Of expert
mental, immature, early home grown
smile on his anxious face, Il may count
on you as-as friend, may mott"
Certainly, Alfred, she replied.
"As-as a good friendP
"To be sure"
"You have no objection TO looking on me
as--as a distant relative, perhaps2"
mo, have no objection TO that"
Second cousin, as 10 wereP
81 am willing 10 be your second cousin"
"Or first cousin once remOvedp be per-
sisted, hopping his forehead with a
trembling handkerchief.
"Weii. ! have no objection to that,
either"
"And / might as well be first cousin,
mightn't Il"
Eyes, | suppose So"
'"Do you feel, Nellie" he went on, hastily
swallowing something large and buOyant,
las il you could be a--be "a sister to
me2'
"No, Alfred"
The Invitations are out.-Chicago Trib-
une
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
IN A FRIENDLY WAY

The Anacortes American has a
sensible editorial, In It's current num-
Der, headed Let Warning Cease" In
which IL deprecates and reprehends
the folly Of fighting between Fair
haven and Anacortes, and IL says,
most truthfully: "Anacortes and Fair
haven are not rivals, in any sense Of
the term" The American calls at
tention TO the tint" between the
HERALD and Progress, and is not
altogether fair In that matter, for II
the American has closely observed the
"tilt," IL will have observed that the
HERALD has had only one SAY In the
matter and that was simply q
| refutatiOn of "a lot of
cold-drawn, misleading and utterly I'M
true statements concerning the har-
Dor at Fairhaycu, one Of which state
ments was that at our ocean dock the
stage Of water at high tide is only sew
enteen feet, whereas vessels drawing
twenty-five have lain there, loaded
with railroad iron, for weeks at a time,
with water TO spare at any point Of the
vessel port or starboard, bow or stern.
The HERALD has no desire TO cut
with anybody or anything, but IL is
here for the purpose, among other
things, Of Mailing falsehoods concern
ing Fairhaycn, and, faith twill print
the facts.
The HERALD has meyer had any
difficulties Of this kind with the
American, for the reason that that
paper has been nelghborly and dis
posed 10 fairness in these matters, for
which we applaud IL, and at the same
time the powder will be kept dry for a
shot at an unfair enemy OF the Focal
CITY whenever he shows the whites OF
his eyes or any other part Of him that
will make a good mark.
Fairhayen and Anacortes will both
get In in good time. Meantime, Amer
lean, shake, and you, Mr.. Progress,
mind your eye.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

A hotel keeper at Lyons had posted on
the door this notice: English, German,
Italian and Spanish spoken here" An
Englishman arrived, and asked for the in
terpreter in as decent French as he could
command.
Monsieur" replied the landlord, there
is none"
What no interpreter And yet you
announce that all languages are spoken
here"
The reply was, Eyes, monsieur--by the
travellers r-London lid Bits
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Traveler-This Is famous section for
feuds, understand
Natiye-No more peaceful parts any
where than right here. No feuds here
Everything's AZ pleasant as pie.
"But how about the Ellington. yelling
ton feudp
"Over long ago. Pm Ellington"
"Indeedl haven't met any Of the Well
ingtons"
"No, nor you won't. The feud is over"
New York Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

She had just moved into her own house
on Forest avenue and friend was calling
on her.
This is a very pleasant locality" said
the visitor
"Oh, yes; like it very much. That's
why we bought the house"
"What kind Of neighbors have you"
Really, don't know"
Haven't you got acquainted with any
of them"
"Oh, no" with some pride; they all live
in rented houses, you know. detroit
Free Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Hudson 10 Albany there JAS. THOMSON.
after e ran a. "a packet between New York
and Albany.
isB}-itobert Green ingorsoh "ngnostic." born
Ia Dresden. n. Y.
lsif- Captain Basil Hall. British author, died.
born i1Sa.
1885, Battle at Sulphur Springs bridge and
White Post, Va.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Miss Straitlace-Do you see that poor
blind beggar woman on the corner, Maudef
How pitiful it is to see her sitting there In
the crowd with that card, 81 am blind, f"
suspended around her necki
Miss Follibud-Yes, it is pitiful; but,
Ethel, what delightful chaperon che
would understandable Journal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

fels between them ana their fares on ali
sides. They have no silly scrupies against
a battle Of tongues with a woman and the
American ladies in Paris were often quite
terrorized by these noisy malcontents.-
Julian Ralph IN iInrper's Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

The Post-lntelligcncer says: cover
twenty years ago a nurseryman In
Iowa, named Carpenter, had three
small boys among his farm hands.
They left him In the course OF time.
He grew wealthy, his nursery becom-
ing the largest In the United States.
He is now travelling on the Pacific
coast for pleasure. On his tour he has
met those three boys One is mayor
Of San Diego, Cal, another is mayor
OF Whatcom and the third is mayor of
Seattle" So IL seems that an appren-
ticeship at the nursery business is a
good thing for mayoralty aspiring
young men. Why not? A mayor
should always be able 10 twig a good
thing; he finds IL necessary TO dig out
fraud, root and branch; must graft
wisdom onto his administration,
must mulch his assistants with good
advice To keep them vigorous anc
fresh, and he must cut down aud cast
into the fire the trees that bring moi
forth good fruit.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

his grandmother on her birthday
"benlgn and dignihed, thoroughly viz
tuous, and In fayors unbOunded."
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Governor of Jail-What Schmie
decke, you here again? We only let yor
out month agol
Convict-Yes, sir; but | am so fright
ened at the Influenza which has broken
out everywhere that | have come bach
again.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Eastern Advertisers 1 T9S sDc ct F, at
err advertisers is called So the FAIRuAvEN
HERALD as "a judiclOus advertising medium.
Heretofore no foreign advertising OF amy de-
scrlptiOn has been received
lnn1PActcl received through all the re-
Oi't' SSN1' sponsibie eastern advertising
agencies
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Governor Ferry, of Washington, has
written Governor Penoyer, Of Oregon,
a letter on the subject Of extradition
which, 1t is to be hoped, will teach the
Oregon governor how TO prevent
criminals In his commonwealth,
wanted In another commonwealth,
from going scot free, hereafter. Gov
ernor Ferry can give any OF them
points on law.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Whatever contagious fogs"-as
Queen Titania called them-the piping
winds have Sucked from the sea-
and spread over the land, that rheu-
matte diseases should abound, the re-
cent rains have dispelled them and
left the air as pure and sweet as an
Infants breath, The days are now
the perfection OF weather. The morn
is a chapter OF the gospel, the noon a
high mass and sunset glimpse OF the
glories which we, and others who are
truly good, shall see in the world 10
come.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
This Date in History Aug. H..

1900 Discovery OF the Hudson
river.
1856 Thomas Betterton, cele-
brnted actor. born.
1901 William Lowth, com q
mentator on the Script
ures: born In Hampshire,
England; died i13i
100 James Thomson. author
Of THE Seasons" born.
1877 Robert Fulton's "Cler-
mont" steamed up { IA o
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Perhaps Peffcr's reason for shaving
OF his historic whlskers was that he
didn't want 10 have political cyclone
blow through them.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
For Future Reference.

She-Yes.
He--Is he old1
She-Very.
He-Mother deadf
She-Yes.
He's your temper goodt
She-rhey say 50.
He-Well, Ill make a memorandum.
and perhaps may see you again before the
close of the season.-Life.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

In speaking yesterday Of the business
done by the Canadian Pacific on Relllnu-
ham bay, d. +. Brown, the general pas
senger and freight agent at Vancouver,
said 1t was extremely satisfactory. and
far more than exceeded his expectations.
we are doing grand business" said he
enthusiastically, and 1t has been good
ever since the start and is steadily in
creasing. We aim to give Grst-claSs
service in every particular, both as to
passenger and freight, and we realize that
the business Of Bellingham bay is worth
looking after. AS to running through
trains TO Seattle, as soon as the Seattle
and Montana railway is completed / have
no doubt that some arrangement win be
made with the Great Northern people to
that effect. They are our eastern con
nectious, aud the relations existing be-
tween the two roads have always been
amlcable. However, Bellingham bay
must always, practically, be the Ameri-
can terminus Of the Canadian Pacific. II
Is here that It first strikes deep water and
where the business must center" "By
the way" said Mr.. Brown, what your
cities need Is consolidation. Consolidate
and you present united front. Yon have
n much larger population and II would be
g big advertisement for you, East and
West Consolidate and call the united
towns the Bay City, aud the united
energies OF your people would
make 1t grand city as well.
SIX years ago | first visited Fairhaven;
there was nothing here then but tangled
brush and fallen timber which had been
burned, and remember as I walked over
the site where the Fairhaven hotel now
stands, had all could do to keep from
being smudged all over from the burnt
trees. A wonderful change few years
have made" Mr.. Brown is a pleasant
gentleman, affable and courteous, and Is
one OF the most popular railroad men on
the continent. lie has been connected
with the Canadian Pacific ever since IT'S
Inception, fact which not only proves
his popularity, but his efficiency as well.
for a strong point with the Canadian
Pacific directorate Is TO have none but
popular and responsible men In their en-.
ploy.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

A large stock Wool Dress Goods.
A fair stock of Ginghams, Sateens and other
Wash Fabrics
A large stock of White Goods left
A good assortment of Table Linen, Nap
kins and Towels
Some Honeycomb and Marselles Toilet
Quilts.
Lace Curtains and other Window Draperies
Only limited quantity of Muslin and Sheet
ings left, which is being sold out rapidly.
Come and get some while you have chance.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

M. A. Delaney Is the energetic repre-
sentative Of the Canadian Pacific at New
Whatcom. He accompanied Mr. Brown
TO this city yesterday, and expressed him
self as pleased with the evidences OF pro-
gress everywhere observable. ave are
doing a nice business, said he, "and the
arrangements we have made for the
transfer Of freight TO Falrhavcn, will
bring us good share of freight from this
city. II Will be our aim to afford every
| satisfaction"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

The Spokane Review isafter It's local
contemporary, the Spokesman, with the
deadly parallel"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
The Bankrupt Stock
SAUL kROIk1
MASON BLOCK FAIRHA VEN
WE ARE STILLIN 1T

And in order get of (Which must do) offer for
this week GREATER INDUCEMENTS than ever. Ladies
who have attended sale know well how cheap sold goods
But the entire stock has been Marked Down cent Still
Lower would much and the
public benefit than keep paying high and other large
expenses.
Notwithstanding the big rush having daily, still have
a large stock to dispose Of
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11
HOME FOLKS AND VISITORS

George W. Delamater, OF Meadylile,
Pa, was In town for few hours yester-
day. Mr.. Deiamater was the Republican
candidate for governor OF Pennsylvania a
year ago. He will return to Fairhaven In
a few DAYS.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

The ProhIbitionists, calamity shrek
ers, aud other political cranks, will
work very hard from now on 90 cleo
tion. That's the way they make a
living, and 10 is commendablc In them
b. work at something.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

"There are lots Of yellow or Alaska
cedar near the mountains known as the
Twin Sisters" said |. NJ Galbraith,
yesterday. These ccdars range in diane
ter from two TO four feet, aud there are
millions OF feet In the country round
about these mountains II Is very beau
uiHI wood and takes on "A very high pol
ish. | see, said he, that Mr. Meeker. Of
the Worlds Fair commission, Is having
an Alaska cedar brought from the vlcin-
ity OF Mount Rainier and will have It for.
warded TO the Exposition. 1t would not
be bad idea for Whatcom county to for
ward one as an individual representa-
live OF the county No finer can be
found In the state" Mr.. Galbralth is a
surveyor and engineer. and probably
knows more Of the topography OF this
county than any other man in IL, having
surveyed many townships during the
past few years. at an altitude of
$500 feet In township 81, range 6. >" said ne,
there is as beautiful piece Of prairie as
one would wish To see. There Is not a
brush or a tree on It, and 1t is one hun
dred acres or more In extent. The soil is
rich aud very deep, aud at one time il has
been beaver dam. Here these busy little
fellows damned the water OF mountain
stream aud built their homes; the scdl-
ment coming down from the mountains
formed the soil; the trees gradually de-
cayed, and when the dam was broken and
the water escaped, the prairie was the
result"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Via, what has become OF Charlie
Voorhees,, the swaying willow of the
Palouse2 George Hazard hasn't even
unearthed him in his very still hunt
for Democratic statesmen.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Menaced bya Democratic congress,
no wonder the business OF the country
Is duh and inactive. 1t is likely TO re-
main that way until the Republican
party has undone the work OF last
falls crankeries.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

IL looks very much as II we Of Fair
haven will shortly have a ride oyer our
street railway franchise on the best
street railway that has ever been put
down Ia the state Of Washington.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

Since Dan Voorhees, was Hagellated
by ingalls,, he has had very tender
epidermis, and now he says he wouldn't
be a candidate for the presidency, ex-
posed:tO the shafts OF his enemies, for
two presidencies, so to speak. The
Tall Sycamore OF the Wabash would
rather keep his bark whole than be
president
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

The Cantata Esther" will be repeat
ed at Thistle's opera house tonight,
and more than half the seats In the
hall were sold before noon yesterday
There will be another full house, and
the piece will be excellently rendered
a rehearsal will be made, beginning at
3 o'clock this afternoon.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-11

j. f. Wardner returned TO Falrhavcn
yesterday from visit 10 Montana. Hc
reports that state rs being in an excellent
condition and business good There VIII
be 10000 cattle sold In Montana this
year" be said, land they will average $40
each, or ss,0OO,OOO. The placer mines
have made big clean ups, crops are excel
lent and altogether Montana has not
seen as prosperous a season for years"
G. Y. Larrabce was Mr.. Wardncr's
travelling companion from MissouIa Mr.
Larrabee went to Portland and will ar
rive In this city Wednesday morning Mr.
WardneF goes up to the Boston mine to-
day aud will be absent In the Cascade
district for about ten days.