New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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old files OF The Tribune calls attention 10 this decdsd,
quaint marriage notice, which appeared In The Dali,
Tribune of September IS, 1854:
MARRIED.
INsLEE-BrRCH-On "Wednesday. the lath inst, b,
tho Rev. Mr.. T. A. Eaton, Mr.. William Insee =
New-Orleans, 10 Miss Thersa Birch, OF this eitI.
strange what he hated most when young.
He dearly loves in ripper years;
nd Birch. which once his boy heart wrung
Now proves his solacc Gains his fears
In Birch he finds his earthly bliss.
Nor hestates the rod to kiss.
"The Boston Transcript rebukes some zmart Alsci
APOSTLES Of culture In Boston who refer 10 the Polh
pianist as Herr, or NJ Paderefsky. and reminds then
that Pan Is the word TO II they desire TO give hin
his Polish courtesy title.
Little Mabel, three years old, suddenly burst out
| crying at the dinner table. Why Mabel said Der
soh,' whined Mabel, my teeth trod on ny
tongue. "-tPtck Me Up.
The Bishop OF Chester is regular old dyedia.
the-wool, copper bottofhed yard-wide Anglican from
way back, II he will pardon US for describing him Ia
pure American. Being asked recently To preside
at an undenominatio1al meeting mission work. 10
declined with the remark that he regarded undenom
inationallsm the great imposture Of our day te
offspring OF an unhallowed alliance between bod
logic and worse theology, the youngest pretcnder
religious supremacy the smooth-faced mnion Of
be said Of such reply to courteous request is that
its author has the brutal buntness Of his convictions
Good Cause for Complaint-Major Murgatroyd-yA
sir. / do not like the newspaper OF today Let ni
give you an illustration Last week met reportel
soa story sSS judge
promise prom he wouldn't publish Il; Seer
Major Nile did: Then what do you supposed
Pompano CwearilyED,no. ,,,,s .. W..
line sir; not line !-(Smith. Gray Co.'s Monthly.
Old man Rutabag, Of Rutabagville says II Is going
to be q very severe winter. "Look at the hornef
nests he says: "You will find them high II IT wa
going to be mild winter, you would find them neas
the ground. Then take angle worms for another dph
Dig in the ground now and you will find them Ne
feet below the surface. FuzS hogs is another sna
sign Of q severe winter. Butcher bog now ana yog
Will find thick fuzz at the roots OF tho bristles
predicted hard winter some years ago nom tnss
signs and my neighbors ridculed me, or tried TO- "a
we got Il lust Is said.' How these old fellows ~
TO talk! And how We like TO hear them talk
soagsgost.What Is the matter msnS dearest
my d!do doll got away from me and eyolst
plate out IN the antwyH-tiarper's Young PeopA
The widely published statement that only 'servsnt
girls wear high hats at the theatre, has seriously ~
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ladies' will have to discard high bats at the theatre,
and Of course the servants will also. they caut
afford to wear anything that will mark their social
condition.
Keeping warm:-Mr. Cumann-I should think
country house with its exposed walls would DO rather
uncomfortable in winter.
Mr. suburb-Y-e-s but no one need be cold Ia 3
:" How DO you managess
"Oh, We keep ourselves warm, carrying coa ahe
poAing fires, you Mow.'-(Puck
Occasionally says "The Kennebec Journal tho
man who is interested in the study Of anatomy can na
a pretty good specimen In Maine Richard Wiley, Oh
Cherryaed. while dressing deer last week. found
maple stub, nine inches In length, and one and one
half inches In diameter, embedded In the sninaS
body. The wound had fully healed and the deer w~
nimble as cat
"The National Baptlsts. authority for the statS
ment that the Hon. oscar Stlaus, former United s'ss
Minister to Turkey, Is writing life of Roger Winams
for Christian missions While shns IN ccnstsntSope
easy to understand why one Of his race auu Nntatt
S0a nf in s Ss EqfsF pSSSd
q phenomenon indicating how religious barriers ~
falling and mems horizons widening-SCohs'es~'
tionalist
Hard, indeed, is the way of the plagiarist 10 ue
| realm of Aghanistan. According 10 recent rep'':
from that country, q certain Mira Ahmad was oous.
public funds. In the course Of the trial II was ms
covered that the defendant had been guilty OF vnuns
poetry which did not possess the virtue Of odsnsn
That fact enraged the Emir "The accusation
purloining public money! declared His Majesty 10 W.
decision, "has not been proven. For that esnno
punish you But cannot excuse the theft OF Wv
ideas Of Laadi and Hafiz, the hold poets As :
penalty l order your tongue pierced by long, 'nes
needless The poor writer was subjected 70 ".
torture, and the Emr has little fear that Mira VIZ
again attempt to force his hexameters upon an ~
dulgent' monarch.
THE GIGGLETY GIRL.
Oh the ggglety girl
Gee whizl
From her toe 10 her curl
what bother she is!
For whatever you do and thatever you say A.. -
And sometimes her noisy, unwearying real
VIII make q man feel
Excessively tired
The dggiety, dssIety. gssiety GIRL
Oh The ac,a ss sssIs girl
What n scurry and whirl
She can bring TO the fs spcs' ,om ssA
Kind of gets In the air-well. you can't be %. =.
And you feel that your blood wouldn't stan0 " "
Illbred as 70 slight ,,ur
or In any way hurt with the MOOD OF ohur' -
rms psS'eV' pss'eV' sse"" o." --(JudA
An English delegate to the recent MethocN s,,
mencal Conference in Washington says thss tne
people in this country who didn't call him
wore the negro walters, who called MIN 80 80
Most people who have had anything to 40 wra 'n ,hs
can negro walters will take the liberty Of ooop IA
latter statement Apropos OF the alleged f'naheS
this country for titles gentleman VINO hS' ,.,,er,
gated the matter finds that large proportion o.a s
cans who hold degrees nom oxford or camonas, a
obscure ecelesiastics hardly known beyond .s !.
their church. and he justly remarks that p'Voo .ss
perfect illustrations Of the judielcus use Oh ,,h
would be found In these cases as In any on 'A'
derided American honors.
on.s,,on for an Answer - What will you 40 =
Won nrs elected n asked the deputaon , ~ and.
delegated TO ascertain the ground wherooa A'
SGreat scott What shall DO am nci IA "A msie
eroaned tho candidate 70 nimsan pstps