davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

Finds HOstetter's Stomach Bitters fore
most among tonics. This verdict would not
have been rendered had it not been per
fectlv consonant with facts. The medicine
is q peerless reviver of declining strength
an unsurmountable check TO prema ture
decay. Besides being productive of these
grand results. il oyercOmes dyspepsia,
malaria and rheumatism, liver complaint
and kidney weakness. 1t IS superb ap-
petizer
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

"There was a fight down the street a
little while ago. but they coul Int find
a detective
What use did they have for de-
tective?"
They wanted him to find police
man pyolr
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

Tur pedestrian is a man who generally
puts his whole sole in his work baltimore
American.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

lug time. this wear, because when she
married Uncle Henry she went away
with him 10 live IN England. lie died
about year ago and left her all his
money. and last summer she came to
New York to live Mamma and papa
went 10 see her, but they wouldn't
take me. and think it was very I'M
kind of them. for I'm her namesalle-
loot saws I'm her middle namesal1e
NV first name. YOU know. j. Minnie.
oh, don't I wish Aunt Grace would
adopt me and take me To- the city to
live with her. ju hate the country.
and country people are horrid They
haven't any style a- all Jimmy Lane
calls them ''hayseetis- Jimmy and his
sister Liili 70 t. the city To live
every winter. and they think they
know everything.
Mamma said she was going 10 invite
Aunt Grace 10 spend Thanksgiving
with US she sail she would have a
real old-fashioucd Thanksgiving din
ner. such a. they used To have when
they were little girls and lived in Yer
mont / told mamma ! shouldn't think
she would have anything oId-fashioned
for Aunt Grace when she wa, So rich
and aristocra;is Eut mamma was
determined to have her own way and
wouldn't listen -o m.
was disappointed when ] saw Aunt
TRACE She IS short and fat and don't
think her face Is pretty. though some
people, do. She looks v.r. different
FROM what tlourht She would. I sup
posed she would Ice tall and elegant
like duchess
Bu. tae very day after She came she
washed the breakfast dishes and darne I
papa-s socks ami made loot an apron.
~ common, should have been morti-
lied - death u have had Lille Lane
>c,. her Jo such things. after all my fine
tIlb about her
She said ta me. II suppose you are a
great help "a yuur mamma said.
Yes. Aunt Grace. always do every
thin.s can 10 help MAMMA" didn't
know Tuot heard me. or I wouldn't
have said that. but She did. and said:
WHY, Minnie vou wicked story tell
81. amt you slammed t. talk like that?
You know You won't do anything Won
don't have Ia. VII, she. ncle Jack
But Uncle Jack said. see here,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

There is q inch display advertisement
IN this paper, this week. which has no two
words alike except one word. The same IS
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places n Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for il, send
them the name of the word and they viii
return you book, beautiful autographs or
samples free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19
Good Ration for calves.

The following is a very good ration;
LIST week. four quarts new milk at
three meals: end. four quarts new and
two quarts boiled skim milk at three
meals; 3rd. two quarts new milk and
four quarts boiled skim with one half
pound boiled Iinseed at two meals; 4th,
six quarts boiled skim and two-thirds
pound boiled iinseed at two meals;
5th, six quarts boiled skim and one
pound boiled linseed at two meals
One pound crushed linseed will make
rather more than one gallon OF Cruel
Ducks and geese are the best fowls
l.. In
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

II these DAYS men earn their living. In
past days they urned their dead.--BaitimoTe
American.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

PLEASANT. Wholesome. Speedy, for coughs
is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

A CURE for nearly all the common Ills
VIII t, doctors2 PshaW rake Beecham's
Pills. For sale by al druggists.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

The young graduate who takes up nedi-
cine finds il pleasanter than taking it down
Workers Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

'lour life must be very monotonous, 3"
said Gus DE Smith looking in the win
dow of the Austin post Office at the
clerk stamping letters.
What makes you think 500
1T y 7uld drive me crazy to be ever
lastingly pounding letters with hand
stamp Its the same thing over and
over every day"
20. no. its not" replied the clerk.
yesterday / was stamping % on the
letters, to-day its ., and tomorrow
til be stamping the 2Jth Of the month,
so You s,4e it's not 81 IacEotcnous after
alI.T-Icxas Siftings.
Let the business men talk every day
of hard times aud money viii 60 and
get tight u can not stand e'eTy thing.
N. O. l'ie2yuue.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

No MATTER how good man may be,
when he ships as a seaman be gets into q
mess -'Tcxas Siftings
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

MISS FRIvoL was perfect witch at the
seaside. ''Huml A sort OF sandwich, chr"
Baltimore American.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the WOrd2

A TEXAS young lady is named Angelina
Acid Her best fellow speaks OF her as his
sour mash Minneapolis journal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

READ carefully the advertisement Of the
Iron Mountain Route in this paper
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

IT YOU have ever seen a company Of ma
rines on the retreat you have seen nayal
snuad RIM
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

A SORE THROAT OR CoUGH, is suffered TO
progress. often results in an incurabie
throat or lung trouble "BrotCH's Bronchial
IT0eLes'' give instant relief.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

HARSH purgative remedies are fast giving
way t. tile gentle action and mild effects OF
Carter's Little Liver Pills. If YOU try
them. they VIII certainly please YOU
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

ANYO,E can take Carriers Little Liver
its, they are so very small No trouble 10
swallow No pain or gripping after taking
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

II life really were poem, it is doubtful
il anyone would DO ayerse to it-Detrois
Ereo lreSs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-11-19

Ducks and geese are the best fowls
to raise on wet, low-lying lands
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
South Carolina's Trout Corner.
rFrom Inc New York Sun.

From the New York Sun.
Right up in the western corner OF
South Carolina is perhaps the best
trout fishing region within the same
distance from New York. How it
came to be so is most interesting.
There are the foothills and some Of the
mountains of the Blue Ridge, or, at
least, of a spur Of that chain. The
streams never had any front or fish OF
any sort Of them. Yet on the other
side of the mountains all the waters
were richly stocked. One year, not so
long ago, Gen. Wade Hampton, who
had summered there from boyhood,
took barrel in wagon and went over
the mountains to get as many trout as
he could. He came back with plenty,
and whenever he crossed stream on
the east side of the range he threw a
handful of young trout in and passed
along. Like Bre'r Fox, be said moth
ing to nobody. In year Of two he
went again and fished surreptitiously
in the waters that were supposed never
to have krown a fish. He caught
plenty. The next year the sparse pop
ulation discovered their existence.
Now the streams abound with splendid
trout.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
An Indian Goldfish Pond.

From the Port Townsend Call.
Several Indians have been observed
around town for the past day or two
peddling goldfish, which they sold at
25 cents each. I'he Indians are reaping
harvest at the business, and strangers
remark that this is a mighty prosper
Gus town where the Indians 60 around
selling goldfish. 1t has been something
of mystery to most people as to where
the source of supply existed that has
proved such a veritable bonanza to the
meek and lowly siwash. Judge James
G. Swan yesterday discovered the
secret. He says that several years ago
vessel from Honolulu brought to Port
Gamble a small lot of these beautiful
fish, and not being able to dispose Of
them all dumped them into a pond
near Port Gamble. The fish continued
to thrive and multiply, and now the
Indians there havea monopoly Of the
goldfish trade and. no doubt will be able
to supply the whole State with those
aristocratic fish.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
Not the Widow She Thought She Was.

From the Pittsburg Dispatch.]
NEWTON FALLS, Ohio, May g.
Some twenty-five years ago an insur-
ance agent named Green was living ir
Indiana with his wife and three chill
dren. His business took him from
home great deal of the time, and it
was intimated that their domestic re-
lations were not of the most pleasant.
Finally the wife took her children and
came back to her Ohio home, while
nothing was heard of Green for years.
After some years Mrs. Green, believ-
ing her husband dead, married man
named Lowhead, VINO died several
years ago. This week son named
Will went over to Youngstown, and at
the residence Of his aunt found his
father, who had feft his home twenty
five years ago. The father accompa-
MED the son home, and there was quite
a scene at the house of the supposed
widow Lowhead. This week the re-
united couple are visiting their friends
in Warren and other points.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
TUE NEW ORLEANS INCIDENT.
Rudini Says 1t Is Simply Question of
international Law.

ROME, May 14.-In the chamber of
deputies to-day, Premier Rudini said
that the New Orleans issue was simply
a question of International law. The
departure Of Baron Fava had been
ordered as protest against the course
of the United States in rejecting the
responsibility for the outage. The
sympathy of Europe was with Italy,
and Italy still hoped for friendly So
luton Of the difficulty. Italy would
maintain the triple alliance as guar
antee OF the peace of'Europe.
WASHINGTON, May 14.-An official
of the State Department, when asked
to-day if Italy had, as stated by a
cablegram from Rome, made PROPOSE
ton to submit the dispute with the
United States in the New Orleans
affair to arbitration, said arbitration
was only -esorted to when diplomatic
negotiations had completely failed.
Diplomatic negotiations with Italy
have not yet ceased, and Secretary
Blaine has publicly asserted his will
lingness to consider any claim the
italian government may make for in
demnity. So the proposition, it is
thought, is somewhat premature. The
proposition has not been received at
the State Department.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
The Methodist Bishops.

WILMINGToN, \. G., May ll.-The
Board Of Bishops assembled Wednes-
day, with 4 full board present. The
work has been mainly routine, the
principal being the appropriations for
mission work OF the current year. The
Treasurer reports S25l 800 4G expended
on missions last year. The board ap-
propriated S260,0O0 this year, appor-
toned as follows Brazil, So, ,7@0; Chi
ma, $4,000; Japan, S335,965; Central,
Mexico, S40,1 Mexican h"rler, 81 :
735; Northwest Mexico, sl7,s$:; In
dian missions, $4,000; other Western
work, office expenses, ETC., making up
the remainder. The plan of visitation
was also mapped out. The South Car
olina Conference will meet at Darling
ton on December 2, Bishop Granbery
presiding.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
THE NEWBERRY HERALD AND NEWS THURSDAY 1891
They Come.
From the Boston Courier.

From the Boston Courier.
They come, the merry insect train !
The borers and the dippers;
The little gnats waltz. in again,
And exc the gallinippers,
The vari-colored ants, the flies
That tittilate our features,
The bee with penetrating ties,
And sundry sundried creatures.
The weevil and the cutworm nov
Do polish up their armor;
The chinch bug makes his vernal bow
In ambush for the farmer,
. The weird curculio setteth out
TO mad the fruit tree tillers,
And in each garden lurk about
Ten billion caterpillars.
The culer pirates agitate
Their understandings fuzzy,
And move from cut the Larvae state
To subjugate New Jersey
The beetle Cons his working clothes,
The moth is redivus,
The wasp throws off his attic dose,
And threatens to enliye US.
All yes! The hynaenoptera,
The dipte;'a, and so forth,
Hemipiera, orthopterd,
Etcetera, will 60 forth
Ere long our peace of mind to roast,
Our hides 10 stab and polish
That winging, singing, singing host
That Congress can't abolish.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
A Victim of Circuln stances.

From the Indianapolis Journal
II might a been rich onct," said the
mar with straw-colored whiskers, "but
circumstances was too much for me-"
"Tell US about it,"
"Well, you see, it was jest this way.
I was workin' on a farm down here on
| the Wabash, when I meets a widder
at q hoe.down with quarter section
of bout as good land as you find out
doors. She sorter cottened to me right
on the jump. Went to see her three or
four times, an was gittin' thickel'n
winter m'lasses, when I tuck the chills
and feyers. Ever have lem? Shake
all the life O. Of you one day next day
you kin eat like a hawg. Well, I goes
to see the widder on my we'll day, an
10 and behold, she had the chills.
Next day I had EN-, next day she had
'em, next day"
"Well 2"
"Weil, the upshot of the whole busi-
ness was, that fore I could get rid O
them shakes a tramp preacher come
along that was in the habit of having
the shakes simultaneous with the wild
der, as it were an cut me clean out. l
tell You, boys, when old Billy Circum-
stances has it in fer man he kin jest
as we'll give it up"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
A VOTE BY STATES.
A Presidential Election in the House
Would be Il Curious Affair.
lWashinoton Letter.

Washington Letter..
CHANGING over the list. by States, it
appears that there are, of the forty-four
States, no less than sixteen with solid
Democratic delegations, and thirteen
more where the majority Of the dele
CATION is Democratic. There are ten
States with solid Republican delega-
tions, and two with Republican major
tiles. Of the remaining three States
two have Alliance majorities, while IN
the one remaining States two have
Alliance majorities, while in the one
rem aiming State, Minnesota, there are
three Democrats, one Republican, and
one Alliance man, so that the delega-
ton. on a vote, is Democratic. Sum
ming up, the Democrats control the
vote of thirty States, the Republicans
twelve, the Alliance two, & total OF
forty -four.
There are, then, sixteen solid Demo-
cratic delegations and ten Republican.
The sixteen solid Democratic delega-
tions include a membership OF JOG,
while the ten solid Republican delega-
tiors number a total membership OF
Is. The frightful disparity lies in the
fact that of the ten solid Republican
delegates seven of them--Colorado,
Idaho, Nevada, North Dakota, Oregon,
Washington and Wyoming-consist of
one member each, who is ! solid Re
publican. There remain three solid
States, of whith two, South Dakota
and Vermont, have two members each,
and the State of Maine, with MessrS.
Reed, Boutelle, Dingley, and Milliken,
form a very solid delegation of four.
This is the summary:
Solid Majority
delegations. delegations. Total.
DemocratS...........l 10 ~ 0o
RepubiicanS.... ~ II
Alliance............. =
On the division of States upon any
question, therefore, the Democrats
would carry the vote by 80 to l., or
majority Of IS.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
liarrison'e HoSanna.
New York Sun.

New York Sun
Fellow citizens
Behold me and
The presidential bee in my'bonnet.
AS we fit from flower to flower.
Indeed, as filter.
I have few rivals
And no superiors!
! am the great and only
Peripatetic President,
With the American Eagle
For Preamble;
The Fourth of July
For declaration Of Principles;
And the butt end of
An observation car
For my Platform
You will observe, I hope, that
l do not talk politics
That is because [ am
Not in politics on this round
l am in the hands of my friends,
And the hearts Of the people
The National Glory;
Our Magnificent Resources
The Republic One and Inseparable :;
The Unity of Citizenship;
The One-God, One-Flag.
One Country snap;
Our Growing Commercial Interests !;
Our Great and Magnificent Future /;
Our Educational Advantages
The Perpetuity of our Institutions ;
The E Pluri6us Unanimity
Of our Liberties
The Purity of our Australian Ballot
Box;
The Guardianship of Equal Rights
Y" --.I men and women,
Under the Constitution
And such other
Tiule-tried and fre-tested
Brands of patriotic utterances
Are my best hold now.
An I think I've got 'en.
Where the hair is short!
Attest: my various speeches
During the present vestibuled
Campaign tour; l am
Conducting so unanimously,
Not to say vocifcrously,
And with enthusiasm
And dpiona6!
Fellow citizens,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Also my dear little children,
When l started out on
This largest circulation
Ever attained by any President,
My grandtather's hat
Was big enough for me
TO organize parade of myself in!
Now it fits me like
A Baby Mckee night cap.
And I haven't sat up with
John and Jerry and the boys
In the commissary car, either!
No, Fellow citizens,
1t is because this is
The greatest republic On earth.
and your receptions
OF its Chief Executive
Our Ben," as you delight to call
Testify in thunder tones
That you know a good thing
When you see it,!
But / am not ambitious!
Cesar was ambitious;
And he was defeated
In 92 B. c., or thereabouts,
And I seek no
Cesarian booms!
AS to more modern style,
Fellow citizens,
leave that unexpected,
And certainly unsolicited
Honor entirely to your
Wise discretion,
And excellent tastei!
Pm rather small,
Bat, Oh, my!M
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
The Good Old Times.

The Good Old Times.
"Then times We're good,
Merchants cared not a ru"h
For any other fare,
Than Johnny cake and mush."
But now times have changed, and
the plain and simple fare of the fore
fathers is done away with. Patent
flour, and high seasoned food, and
strong drinks, have taken its place,
and, as result, dyspepsia, impure
blood, and disease of the stomach, liver
and lungs are numerous. This great
change has led one of the most skillful
physicians Of the age to study out a
remedy for these modern diseases,
which he has named his Golden Med
ical Discovery DR.. Pierce in this
remedy has found a cure for Dyspep-
sia, Bronchitis, Asthma, Consumption,
in its early stages, and oliver Com
plants" --E
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

WASHINGTON, May 1.-the Post
will publish tomorrow especial" from
Chicago, saying that George NJ. Pull
man is providing the money to pay
the expense of the Presidents trip,
which will run up into the thousands.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
Notice Of Final Settlement,
and DISCHARGE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
~ that the undersigned, as executors
of the last will and testament of Sam
uel A. Boozer, deceased, will make a
final settlement of the estate of the said
deceased, in the Probate Court for
Newberry County, on Monday, the
eighth day of June, 1891, at 10 o'clock
in the forenoon, and will immediately
thereafter apply to said Probate Court
for their final discharge from all liabil-
ity in and connection with said estate.
o. z. JOHNSON,
J. W. N. SIMMONS,
Executors.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
Notice to Debtors.

A IL PERSONS IN ANYWISE
IN indebted to the estate of Burr J.
Ramage, deceased, will please at once
settle with my attorney, B. J. Ramage,
Esquire, at his Office over the store of
Messrs. Boozer & Goggans.
FRANCES E. RAMAGE,
Administrative.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

The best and surest dye to color the
beald Jroern or black, as may be de-
sired, is Buckingham's Dye for the
Whiskers 1t never fails.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
Cut High in the Neck.

From the Philadelphia Record.]
a girl graduate is up to her eyes in
her commencement dress.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21
As Between Onions and Spas:ns.

From the Philadelphia Record
"Eat onions," said one of our most
distinguished physicians to lady a
few days since, "and you'll never have
spasms."
To which the patient answered ::
"But, doctor, which of the two do you
really think is the worst"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

All trains daily except Sunday. COnnee-
tions at Columbia with S. e. Railway TO and
from Charleston, Augusta and the West, and
for the North and East via the S. c. R'y and
Clyde Steamships. -
For further information apply to
E. S. MoTTE, Agent, New berry.
c. u. WARD. S. 3. PIcKESs.
Geul Manager, Geu1 Pass Agent
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

COLUMBIA.N A.NEWBERRX & LAUR-
" EMS X. X.
Operated by D. Il. Chamberlain, Receiver
for S. C. Railway Co.
CHARLESTON, S. c., Mar. 18th, 1881.
Commencing this DAY the following sched-
ule will be in effect:
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

commencing Sunday, Mar @, 1891, at lois
PM, Passenger Trains will run as follows un-
til further notice eastern Iine":
TO AND FROM CHARLESTON.
East Daily:
Depart olurnbia...........,.. 50 H. IS m
Due Charleston ......--....-u G5 nn..- 8 30 p
West Daily:
Depart Charleston 00 H. 500pn
Due Colunbia-.... ...........10 43 m-..10 05 p 10
TO AND FROM CAMDEN.
East CDaily.l
Depart Columbian. 800 a m
South (Daily except Sunday:
Due % colnmbia..-.::.:~ i:.:: 7ispm
TO AND FkoM AUGUSTA
East Daily:
Begass B9e 9usos1aS eoiunDla g g 1 & Is m
DDe aug West Daily: y A''D 10 =
Depart Augusta ............... s co m .. 10 pm
Due Columbia .-::,lO coSSvc-1o,s as m---'W oS pm
Made at Union Depot, Columbia, with Co
lumbia and Sreenville Railroad by train ar r
Augusta Railroad by same train to and from
all points on both roads to and from Char
lotte and beyond by trains leaving Charles
ton att 90 p. m, and leaving Columbia at
Passengers by these trains take Supper at
Branchvflle.
AtCharleston with steam ers for New YORK,
Monday, Wednesday ndFriday with steamer
for Jack sonville and points on the St Johns
River; also wit b Charleston and Savannah
Railroad TO and from Savannah and at
points in Florida.
AtAugusta with Georgia and Central Rail-
roads to and from all points West and South.
At Riackville to and from points on Barnwell
Railroad. Through tickets can be purchased
to all points South and West, by applying to
6. P. MILLER, U. T. A, Columbia
G. NJ. WARD, General Manager.
S. 3. PICKENS, Gen. Pass Ag't.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

Who Pays the Expense of the Presidents
Trip:
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-21

On the division of States upon any
question, therefore, the Democrats
would carry the vote by 80 to l., or
majority Of IS.