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Children Cry for Pitchers castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss. she clung to castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them castoria
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Notice.

Persons leaving town for the springs,
sea coast, or mountains can have The
DA1LY CHRONICLE sent to them without
extra cost by leaving orders at this
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Lost, on the streets of The Dalles last
Saturday gunny sack containing a
horse sponge, quarter boots and towel.
Finder will be rewarded by leaving the
same at this office.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-07-18

In almost every neighborhood there
is some one or more persons whose lives
have been saved by Chamberlain s Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, or who
have been cured of chronic diarrhoea by
it. Such persons take special, pleasure
The praise that follows the introduction
and use makes ii very popular. 25 and so
cent bottles for sale by Snipes & Kiner-
sly.
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. The following statement from Mr. w.
B. Denny, "a well known dairyman of
New Lexington, Ohio, will be of interest
to persons troubled with Rheumatism.
He says; 81 have used Chamberlain
Pain Balm for nearly two years, four
bottles in all, and there is nothing have
ever used that gave me as much relief
for rheumatism. We always keep a bot
tie of it in the house, For sale by
Snipes & Kinerslv.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-07-18
Money to Loal

500 to $500 to loan on short time.
BAYARD & Co.
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..Heat is life-coId is DEATH is very
good medical truism.
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The Chronicle is the Only Paper in
The Dalles that Receives the Associated
Press Dispatches.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-07-18
Advertised Letters.

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naming in The Dalles postoffice uncalled
for Friday, July II, 1891. Persons call
ing for these letters will please give the
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
MAKING MATCHES
One Machine that Cuts 10, ,ooo, 600
sticks Day.

The operation Of making matches from
n pine log mny be divided into four
heads, namely: Preparing the sPlints,
dippinr the matches, box making aud
filing. When the timber is brought into
the cutting room of the factory 1t is
seized upon by gang OF men, who place
il before u circular saw. where 1T Is cut
into blocks fifteen inches long, the length
of seven rnatches 1t is then freed OF Its
bark aud taken to the turning lathe,
where, by means of special form OF
fixed cutting band running its entire
length, continuous tool, the thickness
Of the match is cut off
As the block reyolves and decreases In
diameter the knife advances and band
of veneer of uniform thickness IS oo-
tanned. As the veneer rolls off the knife
it Is met my eight small knives. when
cut it into seven separate bands, each inc
size of n match. By this one operation
seven long ribbons of wood, each the
length and thickness of match, are oo-
tanned. These arc then broken into
pieces six feet long, the knotty parts re-
moved. and they arc then fed into ma
chine which looks and acts like straw
chopper which cuts them into single
matches. The machine cats $50 bands al
the same time aud mechanical device
pushes them forward the thickness OF
match at each stroke OF the cutter
This little machine with its one sharp
knife can cut over $1,000, 900 matches
q day.
From the cutting room the splints are
taken TO the dry room, where they are
placed in revolving drums, which absorb
all the moisture the splints may contain.
They are then prepared for the dipping
process, which is n very important oper'
alton, as each splint must have suffi'
cient space to be fully coated and yet moi
placed so close to the others rs to Gauss
the mixture to clot the heads of the Other
splints. To do this they are placed
under an ingcniously constructed machine
which seems to work with almost human
intelligence, and are caught up and
placed closely, but at regular intervals, in
a dipping frame. These frames contain
fortv-four movable laths, and between
each lath the machine places with clock
work regularity fifty splints, making ovei
2, 900 splints in each frame.
The heads of the splints are nll on the
same level, and n single attendant at each
machine can place over l, 900, 900 splint'
in the frame per day. The dipping vat /:
O stove of masonry, which contains three
square pans. The first pan is for heating
the splints so they will absorb the mix
turc, the second contains moulten paraf
fine, in which the points are dipped, and
in the third they are coated with the
igniting composition. Over 5000, ,OOO
matches can be dipped by skilful work
man in one day. Afrer the dipping pro
cess the matches aro dried while still in
the frames aud ere then taken to the
packing room, where they are put into
boxes bT hand.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Certain marks of behavior on the
street indicate the true lady, says the
Chicago HcrdId. She has a purpose
and business air about her, and looks
AZ if she knows what she wants and
where she is going and has really some
meaning in her actions; she knows how
to walk in the streets, with not too lag
glng or too swift step, but self-pos-
sessed and quietly; she knows how to
dress as a lady can, avoiding loud col
ors and striking combinations. She
also avoids too coquettish n simplicity,
which is equally rs dangerous. She
has attained to that envisble street
talent which enables her to pass men
without looking Mt them, yet all the
while seeing them. She avoids loung-
ing too long before shop windows. She
doesn't wear her gowns up to her shoe
tops nor trailing in the dust. She
doesn't mInce her gait nor stare level
into the eyes of those she meets. She
doesn't wear n half bushel of paper
pOppies on her hat nor large size rose
bush pinned to the front of her dress.
In short, she does nothing to attract
attention. Should she do so and get
trihe more attention than she wants,
who Is to blame for it? Some women
ignorantly and unconsciously put them
selves in the path of trouble. They
follow the fashions to an extreme.
Their hats are the highest, the broad
est, the largest or smallest of the pre-
vsiling mode; their dresses are the
longest or shortest, the fullest or scan
tiest, or of the most striking pattern.
They make n show of themselves, and
yet complain because they are looked
at. Others have a strolhng, looking
fOr-somebody or too free a step.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
august 6
Flower

Perhaps you do not believe these
statements concerning Green's Au-
gust Flower. Well, we can t make
you. We can't force conviction in
to your head or med
Doubling iCine into your
throat. We don't
Thomas. want to. The money
is yours, and the
misery is yours; and until you are
willing to believe, and spend the one
for the relief of the other, they will
stay so. John H. Foster, II22
Brown Street, Philadelphia, says:
My wife is little Scotch woman,
thirty years ofage and of a naturally
delicate disposition. For five or six
years past she has been suffering
from Dyspepsia. She
Vomit became so bad at last
that she could not sit
Every Meal. down to meal but
she had to vomit it
as soon as she had eaten it. Two
bottles of your August Flower have
cured her, after many doctors failed.
She can now eat anything, and enjoy
it; and as for Dyspepsia, she does not
know that she ever had it."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
The Lion of India.

The lions of India are going like tho
buffalo of America Within the nom-
DRY of many persons lions were COM
mon enough in Raiputana, and even
now a roar may be heard occasionally
in the widest parts OF Central India;
but the new railway from Nagpur 10
now being built through this country.
and that will drive out the few re-
manning lions in the Central Provinces.
Practically the only lions remaining
are said to be the race existing in Kat
tvwar Their number remains, Il Is
believed. pretty stationary. They are
specially preserved for royal sport:
bit even they are regarded IS doomed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
An limitation of Nature

an WllIuIl0N " N1iATe
that's the result you want
to reach. With DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets, you have it.
They cleanse and renovate the
whole system naturally. That
means that they do it thor
oughly, but mildly. They're
the smallest in size, but the
most effective-suga coated,
easiest to take. Sick Head
ache, Bilious Headache, Con-
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all arrangements
of the Liver, Stomach and
Bowels are prevented, relieved,
and cured. Purely vegetable,
perfectly harmless, and gently
laxative, or an active cathar-
tic, according to size of dose.
AS a Liver Pill, they've been
initiated, but never equaled.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
EOnOrs Easy.

Philadelphian (propdly)-1 presume
you know, sir, that Philadelphia has
the only American who ever danced
with Queen Victoria?
New Yorkcr-Tbat may be, but
Few York contains The only English
nnn who ever sold hot roasted pofas0
10 the Prince Of walcs,-lNcw Yors
Hsskly, -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
One Remedy For All Diseases.

Is true, however strange the assertion. ANY
compound OF vegetables easily absorbed and
able to promote digestion, nutrition and exere-
ton, purify the blood and secure healthy action
Of the liver. kidneys, skin, bowels and Iunps-
as the ancient formula adopted by the monks
81 the Middle Ages and known as st. Bernard
Vegetable Pills, VIII do. II such a remedy. and
there Is not one ingredient in them not en-
dorsed by the experience of all schools of
medicine since tialen. No blood purifier In the
world can equal them. A sample of the ST
Bernard Vegetable Pills viii be sent free to ali
applicants. Address st. Bernard, Box 2Il6,
New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

NOT USED TO THEIR wAYS.-New
Minister II ereafter it will be necessary
to keep the windows tightly closed dur
ing service. l WAS greatly annoyed
this morning by the noise of some
neighboring factory blowing off steam
SextOn-That wasn't factory sir,
That was the folks snoring.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

The four most common causes of
boiler explosions are external corrosion.
overheating, Overpfessure and weak
ness of flue. The four least common
.auses are absence of safety valve. bad
material, weak manhole and deposit
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE.-Chap
Your friend Chollie talks of setting
out for the North Pole very soon.
Awthaw-Has he any experience as
an Arctic explorer
Chappie-Well, he has been courting
a Boston girl all winter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
WHY THEY FELT CUT Or.

nIf you please, Mr.. Cashgoods," said
The young saleswoman, 1--WE have been
discussing the matter of salaries. And
VIC find that the men are getting more
money for the same work than US girls.
And We thibk that Is hardly just. do
your
81 never looked at it in that light be-
fre," answered the merchant, after q
httle thought. at shall be remedied at
once Ill cut the mems salaries down
pext Saturday. .'-Indianapolts Journal
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A sTUCK-UP LOT OF FMEN.-"Henry,' -
she whispered, sis the glue business,
such as yours, a real nice one?"
'Nicei" he declared. "Come down
to the factory some time and I'll show
you the most stuck-up lot of men you
ever saw; the Four Hundred are no,
where.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

One million tubes for K0ch's lymph
IS the work which is at present engag-
ing the attention of a German glass
works The tubes are made of fine
quality of glass. and are closed with a
glass stopper.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

HIGHLY UNNATURAL.-Wa Walker-I
had most unnatural dream last night,
Fadman 1 dreamt B,nks borrowed five
dollars of me for week.
Fadman-Unnatural Why, that's
Binks all over.
Walker-Yes, but went on dream
ing and L dreamt that BInks paid it
back to me at the end of the week.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A sugar, fifteen times sweeter than
,ane-sugar, and twenty times sweeter
Than beetsugar, is reported by a ter
man chemist from cotton. seed meal. 1t
cannot be sold to compete with the
ordinary article.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
CHANGED HIa TIME

CHANGKD HIS TUNE
Lawyer I'm sorry to say that
I don't see the ghost of chance for you
to break your uncle's will
Womsn-"Well, to be frank with
you, don't see a ghost Of chance to
pay you for what you have already done
II the will isn't broken"
Lawyer-"On second thought, mad.
am. 1 think the will can be broke
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

OBJECTIONS OVERCOME. Maya
girl doesn't t like to be grabbed and hug
ged against her Will.
FIank-No; but my shirt front isn't
any girls Will.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
AND END THE GAME.

Mr. Spudnway-Whstl Has your Unclo
Hiram failed in business7
Mrs. Spudaway-Brokcn up entirely
That's what he says in his letter.
How fortunate our little Hi has mid
die numei When you write next to
Uncle Lowe tell him his namcsake, II.
Lowo Spudaway. is the smartest boy in
bis class and as good as he is smart"
"But what if Uncle Lowe fails. too?"
Innocent little Hi Lowe Grom his cor.
ner)- Call me Jack and the game, papa.
Huntington Free Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
NOT IN 1T.

Lives of rich men oft remind us,
Struggling for our daily rations,
We shall never leave behind us
Millions for our poor relations.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
UNREASONABLE

They say that each dog has his day,
And ought to have some rights;
But is that any reason. pray,
Why cats should have the nightp
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
THE RECKLESS GIRL.

"Put on your vel" her mother cried,
cor you'll your beauty wreck;
The winds your face will freckle Ger
Quoth the maiden, Let 'em freck."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Everybody knows that at this season the
blood is filed with Impurities, the accumuIa-
lion Of months. All these Impurities and
every trace OF scrofula, salt rheum, or other
diseases may be expelled by taking Hoods $
Sarsaparilla. BE sure to get Hoods
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
IIoM's This

We OTerOne Hundred Dollars reward for any
,ase OF catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls CatarTh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY & co, Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known r. ].
Cheney for the last Il years, and believe him
perfectly honor able In all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any Obliga
ions made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
Ohio.
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi
he system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

DR.. ): b. Mayer, s3l Arch ST., Phil'a,
ia. Ease atonce, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
tree, send for circular
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

She lin the theatre)-Why do you &c
out between the acts?
He-For spiritual reasons, my uear'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A COMPLIMENT TO HER SKILL
Ethel never play on the piano, ex-
cept for my friends.
Maud should think you'd find 1t
more pleasant to play for your enemies.
You would then taste the sweets OF re-
venge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

When the Minneapolis suspension
bridge was removed recently, the an
,horage irons, although they had been
carefully imbedded in cement, were
found TO be deeply cOrrOded.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

When a new reporter asks for his pay
In advance it is fair to presume that
he has been working on village news
paper.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

FIT ASSOCIATES roR POLICEMEN, ONLY.
"Henryi" cried Mrs. Won Toodles,
grasping her somnoleut husband by the
Arm, "Henry, there are burglars In the
housel Get up and go down."
Utter nonsense, my dear" returned
Henry. "You wouldn't have q man Of
my social position associating with burg
lars, would you1 You astonish mel"
Chatter,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Ph9nicia was at the pi' nacle of
power between the year 1000 and 75) B.
T., and, N fact, its people Were the in
sru,iors aud civilizers CT the whole
western world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

VERY STRANGE INDEED.-GIlhooly
What O'Clock Is 1t, Charleyp
Charlie Bondclipper-It's just 10.
GilhOoly-What a singular cOinci
dencel was just going to ask you fo
$40,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
a DESPERATE LAST caAScH

4 DESPERATE LAST cHANcN
"If you hypuotize man, you can
make him do anything you want
him TO, can't you3" asked Ethel.
Yes, believe so."
I'd like to hypnotize Chollie Hicks,
them
"WhyT
"This is my fourth season, and I'm
getting anxious. ."-Harpe,'s Basor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A VERY PARTICULAR WOMAN
Agent Cat rail- oldl dl-Niadame, do you
wish your baggage checked?
Noman-No, sir; want it TO 90.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

1t has been shown that if the sun
was burning sphere OF solid coal it
could not last 5000 years.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Naughty Willis-I won'tl l Ahan''
I don't wapter be an angel.
Firm Mother-You must.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

WELL MEANT, -Daube-Now,
Miss Hunter, please look pleasant
that's it-keep that for moment until
L catch it. There. Now yOn
may resume your natural expression if
you wish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A man never sits down on his Six
high hat more than once.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A twenty-acre pond bubbled I'D cat
OF eaIth in Center Co, Pa recently in
twenty minutes
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Well-hesled-The heiress with French
shoes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

4 NIGHTINGALE. Mrs. Smythe-
My husband is an enthusiast on music
sits up all night to sing.
Mrs. Tompkins-What does he
sing.
Mrs. Smythe-Oh, lullabys, usual
ly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

NJ. DamOiseau, of France, has invent
Pd a camera TO take panoramic views.
IL is made to turn on its axis so truly
that the picture on the entire strip of
sensitive paper is said to be perfectly
clear in its details,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

FITS: An Fits sIopped Tree ny Or. Klines Grea
Nerve ResIorer. No Fits after nrst days use Mar
yeous cures. I1eaiise ami 81 v0 trial bottle free Ia
FIT cases send 10 Dr. hlne.s3I Arcn st. PhuA, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

The nrice of platinum has advanced
FULLY 100 per cent, owing to its in
creased use for electrical purposes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

A great poker hand-An engine sto-
ker's fist.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

1t is very important in this age OF
vast material progress that remedy be
pleasing to the taste and to the eye,
easily taken, acceptable to the stomach
and healthy in its nature and effects.
Possessing these qualities, Syrup OF
Figs is the one perfect laxative and
the most gentle diuretic known.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

Millionaire Ito his new butler)-Jenk-
inson, do you smoke?
-er-er-of course uo
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
vsfZp eV1IfTRsss

mYou see that girl over there"
she began. whea tbs other answered :
ayes, she lives opposite Us. She's dea!
and dumb, poor thing"
TThe ides. And there sat behind
her 10 the street car for four blocks and
made remarks about that dowdy hat She
has on, ell. for nothing
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17

HE WAS RIGHT.-''Have you any
photographs of your children, Mr.
Peckp" asked a friend of tho Hon.
Alpreus Peck.
''I should say had," answered MIR.
Peck, ''I've about a Dushel of them
"Why, Alpheusl" exclaimed his wife.
'Well, haven't weP Haven't We pho
tOgraphs of all four of them, and don't
four pecks make bcshel?''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
HUMOROUS.

Stag gering fgures-Ths Whisky
Trusts millions.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-17
PRACTICE WHAT You rs,AcB.

YRAcrroE WHAT YOU rs,ac8.
Mercbant-.I wish TO insert an sdver.
issment in the Morning Bu9b."
Clerk-"Yes, sir"
"Commence It in this way: PAY Cash,
and put those words In large letters"
"Yes, sir"
sand I wisn you'd trust for ths
amount for Q month or so-"-Yanke.
Blade.