The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1891-01-29
MISCELLANY.

When man tells you he would like to have
you critieise his faults, you have found another
hypocrite.
In nursery wherein all is life and laughter,
instead of freting and crying, there is sure TO be
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THIS advice is cheap, but good. Use Old
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II the barbed wire trust becomes an issue in
Western politics, it will not be easy Tor any
candidate to remain on the fence.
What enhances the beauty of fine features
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George calls me his idol and says that |
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worship me-" "Well after you are married he
will find plenty for idol hands to do
The best cure for rheumatism or neuralgia is
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The Arizona orator who used the expression
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"My brother barber told me very funny
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from the condition OF your face that it was illus
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TWAS Mr., Emerson who said 1.-The first wealth
is health" and it was wiser than the modern phil
osopher who said that THE blood is the lite" Tht
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slA certain wise doctor, after years OF paiien
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lie called it his Golden Medical Discovery" II
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"This is the season of amusement" eyes
we had a hop and small circus at our house
last night" "Indeed." Eyes; pa stepped Oh
a tack when he was going to bed"
ALLOW ME- to add my tribute to the efficacy o
Eys Cream BALM. was suffering from severe
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The Buffalo people are not at all alarmed con
corning the retreat Of niagara Falls toward tina
city. When they heard that the fall is recedn
at the rate of26 inches year they simply div
ded % miles by rs inches and obtained a respit
Of 53,6l2 years. ",