The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-04-09
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III, io.s, toses ard otsy Il chss'iully.
Tie c4ssfssiaee Of philosophy II
yea esat hsrs .hsi you sect. dcai vsti
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ihfeaeh The ,sieptepe 81 The rate OF 10
costs AZ beef.
II .spptss t's I'll prcht 10 The dius
ba.iaos.t an p,e6is DE yen snprose ve
ssi arinfe. sns ,ho~ ossss tof noitiss'
-Esay hari inoveih !. ovn bitter
pess M.ny man ~bo looks happy 10
wef 40 . .lin ls ~i'e nsds.
Miss De J,si.-Afs you musical. Pro,
ir.spr Jnrssa.f Professor Jofiirs = frs;
hot IL ,ou are euiEs 10 play. don't mind
ny i'eliss,l
--oae Of The mo., snsasips add harm
lea. ~ dls,r.ctioG. that msD 10 heir 10 10
tbe fssoyihs ~hs, be would do u be SIRE
soa.bcdy Else.
--G,old,as, Onctins oct 81 the TENT
nsais) -Aiol II uos, be very bard 10 be
poor. W~nsnsp '0s the contisfy, ne
eoBiostd,dl, ,ss, to he poor.
IhI xss . symps,hsiic audience
hsl. .sld the lecturer Yes. ] though.
ths, ali seemed cory for each ether. said
his bosom friend.
--Jsos. The biscuits we're Iihe Iunps Of
lead this motn,nsf Yes'm, knov that
bot then besfd you ssy The master had
10 have +. besv, breski.st before goiog TO
bis hrsinesa
Young Mr. Dedbroke--l want 70 marry
your d.nsher Old Man Sufplus WIS,
foTf Dehbrote Well, ! don't know exc
sciiy, bot hope lie Tor not less than .
hundred thousand.
Teacher Johnny, what do you think
you ~ould like 10 he sbeD manf Pupil
"A seho1l teacher Teacher Add vbyY
Pupil > Cos dad SAYS folks don't need 10
knus much ipf that'
The doctor = Well. msdsme. did The
prescription witch ordered Tor your hus'
bsDd DO lie so,ki A perfect success,
have uui bad the siis h'est difficulty with
The lie insurance. company.
a lady wrote TO 40 editor for re-
ceirl Tor pies sud The editor replied that
be would send the receipt as soon ~ be
received the pies. That's new way to
nske pies. bu, i'is winner u II goes.
--Ob, Johpl said Mrs. Smith tesriully. |
ma hs. cut her thumb dfesdfully. and the
doctor say there's dsnser Of lock Jaw. He
needu, be sirsii OF that. replied Smith,
s.rcss,iesly. She'll never give 1t chance
10 lock.
Hostess Don't you think my dsugh.
Ter has 9 foe voice. Mr. Bronson, and
that l ought 10 send her 10 Paris to have
II cuiiivatedi Bronson = Yes, il we're
you would send her 1t least as far as
that.
Your lsdysbip made quite . COZ quest
todsy, esid the Kitchen maid. Did /?
And With whom? ssked her mistress grs,
ciously. With my sweetheart. He say
you going ont. sod | tell you . lady /.
quits him mnst b, 9 lady.
--Mis,rsss Bridget, have yeu spoken to
the milkmsn about the kind Of milk be
has been leaving US lstsly? Bridget (re
Gently imporiedl No, ms'sm. l never
shpake 10 sttsugers until am we'll &C.
qusin,ed ~id en-.
- iou'ye broken that lecture item Of
nicely. said tho editor TO the foreman.
How so7 You've cut of all the names q
ihos. prcseut but two. and made me say.
Scattered through the hall we're ]. Brob,
lon Smi,he,s add Mrs. Smithers
He Cryiog to play = trump card)-
A. passed your house last evening !
heard an angel sirg Sheet MY Il WAS
ut the taes,ie last evening Mrs. Null
hooiy and her twins we're At our house
visiting The cock.
MIR. Porkcbops-Mis Lakeside. IL Ia
better ust we should part. 10 fact en-
slfe-dy sgsagtd ~ sDv,Aer youia lady.
Mis- LaktsiJ-- lhat sails me. l have
notice, IN sun- tune past that you were
ceid an0 oisIaat. ~ 1 g. married yesttr 4
ia. m4rrut.
u ps F,oitrs on, Mary. ] doL't
knuw II. 80 az. Old air. Dodd,rins
Iud 80 M.f.ii 1.se Dgtl proposed, and
----- M..., Asnso,d - Take Doddsr, l
log II . .iread, neh aud already old,
scs q pot sure OF \ tug rich, but 10 10
lure vi s,tsns old
A iiilr Sldury aiirei boy caught .
vrfy /. tsrr ED ~bii. lis mamma ass out
81 a., cay, sua on her f.iufn fnsLed up
10 bet, astf ipi hrr sympathy. aud throw,
ng hi, AIMS .foasi her, cried: On. ms,
"a. both u ~, eyes Is - rsinins aud one
y my nescs aoal ~.
caurh Msrdep We'll. Mw. Hodge,
an tusi, O. beat that your sUn bss left
Iou nop,tsi led Tor. aud goue Away TO
Amstic. - ~ Lor' bless ye. sirl it's
My sasi ~r mish, ,xpect. after psisoD o
esaies /, oui go often . Sundays: Tram
Up obiid .a' a. Assy br shall 60.
- lis Nurse You .fs to be discharged
0nufiU4 a. card. Dprfiosicu tsno 10.
allen d.tp,tssir ~ iuu : My o~n.
roa'd 4 he ri.sDmriuous for ne to ssk
gu 10 gave NE 81 overdose 81 morphine
. Deiaius go tbs, could stay day
. t~e iunpefi
-w.i'.f Cooking IA on = noi'y card
art, 10 botsi bsdacou'D I've bees ant
o ash yau 10 naske isss noise, gentlemen.
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