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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

TOh hENI-MI btELLAN EUUb.
THE first floor OF the Whitfield building is
I now being fitted up for the Postofice; the
upper floors are for rent, and will be rented
either as whole or divided up to suit tenants
Apply to JEO. SULLIVAN & CO.. 1O2If Bay
street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

MONT fail to get copy OF Sundays issue OF
II the MORNING SEws. For sale at BISHOPS
DRUG STORE, corner Hall and Price streets
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

nR. BLANC'S Vegetable Depurative and
- Tonic, for stomach, liver and blood, 60
Charlton street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

ORGANIZERS for a Semi-Annual Fndow-
~ ment Society. This society has paid $500 %
600 on matured certificates, and called no ex,
pense assessment. The entire benefit fund
held In trust by the state treasurer of Massa-
chusetts. Address FRIENDLY AID SOCIETY,
Waltham, Mass.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

nELsCHIG's NURSERY. Thunderbot road
~ Leave orders at GARDENERS, SO1k Bull
street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-18

CHANGEABLE weather makes sickness prev
~ aent, 80 our wines aud liquors are not
only Injuries but necessities. NJ. LAWNS
ESTATE, Telephone 81.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
CRAwFoRpsv1LLE, IND, Aug. 20, .

10 the Great South american Medicine Co.:
DEAR GENTS Il desire to say to you that
have suffered for many years with very seri-
Gus disease of the stomach and nerves. | tried
every medicine l could hear OF but nothing
done me any appreciable good until l was nd
Vised to try Your Great South American Nervine
Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure, and since
using several bottles of it must say that am
surprised at its wonderful powers to cure the
stomach and general nervous system. II every
one knew the value of this remedy as do, you
would not be able to supply the demand.
J. A. HARDEE,
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
"A SWORN CURE FOR ST. \

CRAwFoRDsvIILR, md, May 10, 1856.
Hy daughter, twelve years old, had been af-
flicted for several months with Chorea or st.
Vitus's Dance. She was reduced to u skeleton,
could not walk, could not talk, could not swal-
low anything but milk. / had to handle her
like an INFANT. Doctor and neighbOrs gave her
up. commenced giving her the South Ameri-
can Nervine Tonici the effects were very sur
prising, In three days she was rid of tho ner-
vousness, and rapidly improved. -Four bottles
cured her completely. / think the South
American Nervine the grandest remedy ever
discovered, and would recommend 1t to every
one. MRS. W. De ENsMlNGk&s
State OF Indiana, Zee,
Montgomery County, C'''
Subscribed and sworn to before me this May
Il. 1851 CHAs. NJ. TRAvIs, Notary Public.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24

Nervousness and
Nervous Prostration,
Nervous Headache and
Sick Headache,
Female Weakness,
All Diseases of Women.
Nervous Chills,
Paralysis,
Nervous Paro-;,ysms and
Nervous Choking
Hot Flashes,
Palpication of the Heart,
Mental Dependency,
Sleeplessness,
st. Vitus's Dance,
Nervousness of Females,
Nervousness of Old Age,
Neuralgia,
Pains in the Heart,
Pains in the Back,
Failing Health.
ALI these and many other &C
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24

In the rescue Of moonshiner named
Robert Sims from the United States au-
thorities at Bladen, Ala, skirmish oc-
CURED in hotel office between the rescuers
and the posse, Two men were killed and
two wounded.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
[TUS'S DANCE OR CHCREA.

CRAwFoRpsv1LLE, IND, June %, 1857.
Ely daughter, eleven years old, was severely
afflicted with st. Vitus's Dance or Chorea. We
gave her three and one-halt bottles of South
American NerVinc and she il completely re-
stored. believe it will cure every case of ST.
Vitus's Dance. have kept It in my family for
two gears, and am sure it is the greatest rem
edy in the world for Indigestion and Dyspep-
STA, all forms of Nervous Disorders and Failing
Health from whatever cause.
JOHN 7. MIsH.
STATE Of Indiana, T.,
Montgomery County, 'S'
Subscribed and sworn to before me this June
%, 1887. CHAs- w. WRIGHT,
Notary public.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
Health is Wealth.

DIR. E. q. Vests Nerve and Brain Treat
ment a guarant ed specific for Hysterla,
Dizziness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neu-
ralgIa, Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused
by the use OF alcohol or tobacco, Wakeful-
ness, Mental Depression, Softening of the
Brain resulting In insanity and leading 70
misery, decay and death, Premature Old Age
voluntary Losses and Spermatorrhna caused
by over-exertion OF the brain, self-abuse or
over.indulgence. Each box contains one
for $500, sent by mail prepaid on receipt OF
price.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
EILERT'S EXTRACT OF
TAR g. WILD CHERRY,

For Coughs. Colds HOarseness, Splitting OF Blood
Bronchitis Asthma, Influenza, Pleurlsy, Inham
nation Of the Lungs, Pains in the Chest and first
81 rpq NJ Cnnsumntfnu
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
FRANK 7. HODGSON & Co,

Representing some Of the best companies
In existence We solicit a share Of public
patronage. Business intrusted to us will re-
Gel prompt and careful attention.
mar9,0m
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24

rnoussnd young women anu would ike 20
grind up about as many this year. Out Of
all that long procession of women who
march on with no hope for this world or
the next, battered and bruised and scoffed
at, and flung off the precipice, not one but
might have been saved for home and God
and heaven. But good men and good wom-
en- are not in that kind of business Alas
for that poor thingl Nothing but the thread
Of that sewing girls needle held her, and
the thread broke
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
9 u n I: s

Broken Constitution,
Debility of Old Age,
Indigestion and Dyspepsia,
Heartburn and Sour Stomach,
Weight and Tenderness in Stomach,
Loss of Appetite,
Frightful Dreams,
Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears,
Weakness of Extremities and
Painting,
impure ana Impoverished Blood.
Boils and Carbuncles,
Scroflla,
Scrofulous Swelling and Ulcers,
Consumption of the Lungs,
Catarrh of the Lungs,
Bronchitis and Chronic Cough.
Liver Complaint,
Chronic Diarrhna,
Delicate and Scrofulous Children,
Summer Complaint of Infants.
cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
THE GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN
AND
StOnlachR' Liver Cure

This wonderful Nerne Tonic has only recently been
his by the Great South American Medicine Company and yet
value curative agent has long been known by the native n
Of South America who rely almost wholly upon its great medicinal
form of disease by which they oeraken
This and valuable South American medicine possesses powers and
qualities hitherto unknown the medical profession This medicine has
completely solved the problem of tie of Indigestion Dyspepsia Liver
forms Of falling health from whatever performs this by the Great
Nene Tonic qualities which and by its curative powers
upon the digestive organs the stomach the the bowels remedy
compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervne Tonic builder and
strengthened the life forces the human body and great
broken down constitution also gilmore real value the
and of diseases Of the Lungs than consumption
cdes used this continent It. marvellous for
females Of all Ladies who approaching the critical period known
change in @ should not fail this great Nerne Tonic almost
constantly for the space of two three years will carry them safely
the danger This great strengthened and curative is of nmae
value he aged and nm because its great eneng properties will
give hold life will add ten oren years the lives of
who will half dozen bottles of the remedy
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
WE GUARANTEE SIX BONES

To cure any case. With each order received
by us for six boxes, accompanied with o. 90,
guarantee TO refund the money II the treat
ment does not effect q cure. Guarantees
issued only by r. A. Thomas Drug Company,
Tenn.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
NERVOUS DISEASES.

As for every Nervous Diseases remedy has been able
with the Nervne Tonic which pleasant and harmless
ua Nnetens all the ailments which tho human family heir
dependent exhaustion and impaired digestion When there
sufficient supply of food the blood general state of debility
the ban spinal and the result Starved like
starved muscles become when the right kind of food supplied and
must supply all the by which the vital forces the
BODY carried is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition
Ordinary food does contain sufficient quantity of the kind Of nument
necessary repair the present mode of living and labor imposes
upon For this becomes necessary that food be
supplied This production of South American Continent has been
found by analysis to contain the essential elements out (which tissue
formed This accounts for its magic power to all forms of
Ioronoau oontc
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-24
EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTED.
Price, Large Bottles Trial Size. IS
a

SOLD AT RETAIL By
Owen Moore GAINESVILLE Tenn " Smith, New Provide
nee, Tenn E. RBogad Lafayette Ky. Booth Bros ST. bethe
hem, w N. Thomas Cumberland City, Tenn Ross Co.
Guthrie KY Sold at Wholesale only by Owen Moore GAINESVILLE
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22
You are IN a Bad Fix.

Bat we will cure You if you viii pay
us. our message is to the Weak, y err
vous and Debilitated, who, by early
Evil Habits. @r Later Indiscretions,
have tritled away their VigOr of Body.
Mind and Manhood, and who suffer all
those effects when lead'tO Premature
Decay, Consumption or Insanity. If
this means you, send for and'read' our
BOoK.O OF B4FE, written by the great
est Specialist OF the day, and sent,
(sealed) by addressing DIR. PaTkeI's
Medical and Surgical Institute 1913
North St, \ ashville. Tenn
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

4 GREAT su1ici5ncy of rail-
Has fhfien- tie past week. Farmers are
tIsiness men alike ave wearing l'ro: =
smiles as the prospects, now are exce'-
g t., Edwards county wheat now is
out of -d;mger, in fact. it las s1I, ri
euced bat very little damage IA M an
ct sSe ~ other &c els are il ~
did shape and With bflrf ,."it TIM.
am of such favorable con o =. thu
y ar will be Il mor5ed osTe It's IN
a'El the enigi sHts viii he last RETURN
1tg With thr tide of mmiera tiul'
which is snre to follow.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

adopted and many Independent CT
gaizaiions" with their own notions I G.
sides, the task of those who favor
church union is great indeed. Ii O1ly
i5ted, the labor of affecting Il union of
churches with regard 10 poiity
and the more essential doctrines
might he easier, but what shall be
said when a.hundred little denOmina
t-on, sturdy in their beliefs and Gus
toms,are in-the field lothe to give them
up.-Las Vegas Ogtt:,
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

THE present administrator seems t.
lave n great deal of tronl,le. Tie IT.
"ii;n matter IS rCt stttcd until
China refuses to accept the ar
Ell PITY treasury seems inevitable. tho
fishery question rises Ike Clark CLIQUE
on the morrison, ana there is no end #
International imhreigljos apparent.
VA. verify, this isa business admin
istration
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

THE capitalist who refuses to put
his money into Kansas securities evil
IDENTIFY don't know a good thing wher
he SCI $ it. There is no state in the
union where investments are safer
more proftqble and more desirable
than in Kansas. Interest and princi.
TaI are as certain to he paid as the
s!tn Is 10 rise and set --1tcjttso,
ChanlpiOf1.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

THERE would seem Ia he hope fnI
Me sinner yet. The census aHnuun. ce,
th.it there Al 14o. religions bad,t> il.
the United states. exclusive ri many
ipdetendent ce7, 9reeations. TAis sta
telnent Mil i,t recie> eel with some sur
pri<e-isy Must. ,,enple. whose kncwle
dift ieit sects does not ,nlbrac,
a'ore than a doz, II OF twenty at an, 81.
la the lis'-'''s sliscle sed ! y the lrelinii
narF lFUlle;ii.; gssre,i ~ the sensu;
brtre;''i In ni Wts;:+Hglou, are the gen
etaT s'sN-rt iuqiiHli B,'1hsts The Sch
Ae;FRte1di' l'ss'l.e. TI' s"i heal Scciet,
r.4si the Lille and Advent CEiu,., whit.
seT1' maturity Il tie pc pie viii te er
.l31t5y I.,W. v Tia . cree * I, ri,is,lli
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22
YOUR CHOICE.
READ, READ! READ,

AND BE CONVINCED THAT NOW Is
THE PROPITIoUs TIME TO SECURE
READING MATTER on BETTER
TERMS THAN EVER BEFORE.
To new subscribers. and to old ones,
who pay mp all arrears to date and
one year in advance. we Will furnish
the GRAPHIC in connection with
any of the papers named below
on terms specified:
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

If the farmers of Kansas fully realized
how profitable it is to raise walnut trees
ana how comparatively easy they are
grown, it would seem that they would
give chat kind Of tree culture more at
tentlon than they 40
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

English SPAWN LIniment removes
hard, SOFT. or caIlOused Jumps and
ali bIe1nishes from horses. blOOu spawn
curbS, spiints, sweeney, Tlng-bOne
stifles, spIaIns. all swollen throats.
coughs &c. Save $50 10y use OF one
bottle Warranted. Sold by 3. Z. "a
ain Y Co Druggists.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

1t would be interesting to know
where the administration finds its au-
thority for meddling wifi the civil war
in Chill; it is certainly not il th8 con
stitution of the United States.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

Low priced excursions to California
were first established by the Santa F6
Route. These excursions have been
successfully run over this line for
years, but have been arranged by well
known outside excursion agencies.
Since january. 1889, the Santa Fe Com
,panY have been running special Cali
forniH excursions parties, conducted 10y
its own employees, engaged especially
for this work. They WIFI continue
this ;trTan geIhent-the eNcHrHionE leav-
ing Kansas CiSy every Friday evening.
The trcket rat t>- are the regular second
class rates. RH3}inan Tourist Sleeping
Cars. with all the accessories, are furR-
ishtd at the rate of $500 PSF double
berth. Kansas City TO California points
These excursions are personally CON
Quoted, and every comfort and cOnven-
fence of travel are guaranteed to NOM
hers OF these parties. Those who CON
template IA trip to Ehe Pacific Coast,
and wish TO save expense, should. in
form themselves regarding these VxcuT-
siOns. For folder containing full Ptgrtis o
ul;trS, d;tteS rates. ecr., address.
GEO. NICHOLSON. g. i. 4. IA ,
\. /. & y. +. r.
Topeka, Kansas.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

EMTEEoR Will; m. Of Germany.
should hire managing editor for his
tongue, and if Ire is smart lie will offer
the job to Bfsmark before that gentle
man takes the seat to which he has
been elected in the German Reichstag.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

IF al the. t in-llate factories were
built that the republican newspapers
lave told their readers would he hnil
we could supply the who e world with
that very useful material. but building
factories on pafer supplies nothing.
LIT GisCmSt.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

If Sherman and Foraker ock horns
over the senatorahip from Ohio it Will
make it possible to give senator Brice
a democratic colleague.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

WE are III RECEIPT this week of a
sRmP!e copy of the AMERICAN FARM
News, monthly journal devoted to
+ rnfng and manufacturing, puhIised
1T Akron, Ohio. It is an excellent pa
per and comes at only % cents Il year.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

Greensburg is somewhat exercised
over her water works system.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

Kansas fpuit growers are jubilant
over the prospects for a heavy crop
his year:
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22

Texas wheat is reported to be con
siderabIy damaged by rain.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-05-22
ONLY 81 a YEAR.

The worlds news of the week; the impOr
+anU and leading topics treated in an indcpen-
dent and fearless Kramer. Every depart
ment c0u'picte and carefully edited. 1t is "a
large I2-puge Landsomly printed paper and
will prove a veict7me visitor in every home.
OS TRIALS MO THIS FOX % CENTS.
THE TIMES, Kansas City, no
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30
Suggested several improvements.

1 lNulCdBO lIiuuuol
When he sat down at the table the waiter
| brought him newspaper and hurried away
| to fill a previous order.
1t was some time later that he laid the
paper down and beckoned to the proprietor
OF the restaurant, who was walking around
exercising general supervision over every
thing.
Order taken, sir2 asked the latter as
he hurried up to the stomer.
"Oh, yes; some ii. ago. wanted to
ask If the giving of papers to customers
was your idea"
Yes, sir. 1t makes the time pass quick
er, and the little delays incidental to''--
II understand" broke in the customer.
lts really very good scheme, but it oc-
ours to me-you won't object to a sugges-
tlon from stranger, will you"
Certainly not, sir. p1 be glad to have
it."
Quite right. Now, it occurs to me that
1t would be a right clever thing to get
few sets of Dickens works."
But, sir, our patrons''-
"Of course, a few volumes of Shakespeare
would add variety. When a man came in
he could call for roast chicken and Dom.
hey and Son. or Romeo and Juliet If
he only wanted plate of toast and a glass
of milk he could tackle one of the Christ
mas stories or a sonnet.n
The proprietor looked at the customer as
If in doubt what to do, but the latter ap-
peared totally oblivious of his gaze.
Its merely suggestion" he said, "and
it's immaterial to me whether you act on
1t. Ii you do, l might add that David
Copperfield' is just about long enough for
an order of sirloin steak and baked pota-
toes. All, here it comes now. No charge
for the suggestion, sir. Give me the usual
check"
If it could have been done without dan
ger of criminal prosecution a man would
have been carried out of that restaurant
with an ice pick in his head
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30
Making Wood Incombustibre,,

tNCW 1OTh Ouus
Inc weight or testimony, unus rar, In
regard to the various methods proposed
for rendering wood incombustible, or
nonalterable by heat, appears to ba
against the claim that building encum-
bered with infiammable substances can
pass through such test uninjured. It
is known that the methods resorted to
for preserving wood against fire are prin-
cipally two, viz, the injections of saline
solutions and the application of paint
or coating. The former has been found
practically ineffective, and has even been
pronounced by some as of dangerous
tendency in the case of wood of large
dimensions, though the treatment may
be applicable to pieces of wood of small
size.
1t Is remarked that of all the various
substances which have been brought for
ward for this purpose, the concentrated
solution Of phosphate of ammonia has
proved the most valuable, the use of this
substance, In fact, Notwithstanding its
high cost, possessing such peculiar ad-
vantages as to have recommended its
employment in all cases where the mat
ter of expense is not important.
In the majority of cases coating with
a brush is the really practical solution of
this question, and, according to Profess
sors Bondin and Denny, Of Ghent, the
substance most suitable for use in this
manner is the cyanide Of potassium and
asbestos paint,
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30

Corrected by SWAN s. BARRETT, Bankers and
Brokers, 1876 Middle street.
cm nCKS.
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30

Pure ground Z 0o@7 so
Pure dry....7 Oo07 80
Red...........7 @iA
Eng Ven Red. 393 "
Am. Zinz. ...5 0)la7 90
Rochelle yellow. ..2h
Rice }Y fb. .6h@7
Rangoon. .....5h as
Saieraaus.
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30
Driver Ants.

lots NiSuoldp.l
There are certain ants that show Won
derful intelligence, and the edriver ants"
not only build boats, but launch them,
too, only these boats are formed of their
own bodies. They are called "driyers"
because of their ferocity. Nothing can
stand before the attacks of these little
creatures. Large pythons have been
killed by them in single night, while
chickens, lizards and other animals in
western Africa flee from them in terror
TO protect themselves from the heat
they erect arches, under which numer-
Gus armies OF them pass in safety. Some
times the arch is made of grass and
earth gummed together by some secre-
ton, and again it is formed by the
bodies Of the larger ants, which hold
themselves together by their strong nip
pers, while the workers pass under them.
At certain times of the year freshets
overflow the country inhabited by the
drivers" and it Is then that these ants
go to sea. The rain comes suddenly.
and the walls Of their houses are broken
In by the food. but instead Of coming to
the surface in scattered hundreds and
being swept off to destruction, out of the
ruins rises black ball that rides safely
on the water and drifts away. AT the
first warning Of danger the little crea-
lures run together and form a solid ball
OF ants, the weaker in the center. Often
this ball is larger than common base
ball. and in this way they float about
until they lodge against some tree, upon
the branches of which they are soon safe
and sound
The Portland daily press., 1891-11-30
HIS WATERLOO.
By BROWN PERRIaIAN.

He had hunted for the north pole and ne
claimed that he had found 1t;
Cape Horn was but picnic, for he knew no"
TO surround it.
And when it came 10 Africa-"el, now, 1
shouldn't wonder,
But that he growled when people thought to
Stanley he'd knock underi
For he'd hobnobbed with ALL
Beast, king and cannibal;
Well he knew the Congo, Niger and the Nile:
Killima- Marc he had straddled.
Though his very guides grew added,
Nor could Tanganyika's pillows stir his bile.
In the depths of Asia'sfjungles, the tiger ha
he had captured,
On the Himalayan submits he had rhanso-
died enraptured;
He delved in Buddha's mysteries. then China
he invaded, -'''
The doctrines of Confucius he furiouslv ra,dea
IN Australia, by the way,
de was utterly au fait:
Al tre push ne lived for days on kangaroo.
ne had voyaged upon a whaler
TIL he felt himself sailor.
And for lack Of lands to conquer he was blue.
30 ne pitched into astronomy and the wide
heavens dissected,
TIL he could tell just why the sun with small
pox is affected.
de swore the man within the moon is quite
jolly fellow
And that the milky way runs DER with cream
both thick and mellow;
Yet when his wife forgot
Her purse and made him trot
To search in dress pocket for it-mindl
There his Waterloo he met,
And he learned that there were yet,
Things that even he could never. never find.
Yankee Blade.