The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1891-08-20
COMFORTING.

New York Weekly.
COMFORTING.
Enpec-Dr. Firstly preached a com
forting sermon this morning.
Mrs. Enpec- What was the subjects
Enpec-'Bont there being no marry
ing there Il New York Herald.
WHERE THE BEAUTY LIES.
Mrs. Gossip-I think that Mr.. Lovely
married very homely girl.
Mrs. Lorgnette-She may be homely,
but her income is very handsome.
PLENTY OF VISITORS.
Hyman-Your neighbors don't seem
to call you very often, Crawford.
Crawford-Oh, yes, they do. Six bill
collectors and deputy sheriff have been
here already this morning.
FAILURE.
Young Husband-My dear, business
reverses have caused me to make an as
signment and -
Young Wife (tcarfully)--Y-e-s.
Young Husband-W will 60 abroad
and travel for year or two. III Epoch.
A HARD WORKER
Dudeleigh -Aw, Nicely, old fellah,
you look tiahd.
Nicey--Joye, old chappie, but |
should fawncy might. Been working
all the mawning.
Dudeleigh Working3 Why, how, old
fellah2
NiceIy-I've been labowing undah an
impression. y Boston Courier.
why WRESTLING WAS APPROVED.
az like a man who whistles at his
work, " said Fayles, who was reducing
his help.
"Why"
because it gives you such an excel
lent excuse for firing him."-[New York
Press.
A SIMPLE CASE OF MULTIPLICATION.
Teachcr-Yes; that's right; SUN
now pronounce 1t.
Pupil cant.
Teacher What gives more light than
the moonl
Pupil-Oh! I'm on to that; two moons,
of course. II Puck.
AN INTENSIFIED CURIOSITY.
what nonsense Is thcreg" he asked,
as he looked over her shoulder at the
paper she had in her hand. "Some fool
dress pattern, suppose"
mo, she replied. ''It's diagram
of the pitchers curves in baseball "
''Lemme see it as soon as you get
through, will you9p--l Washington Post,
FAMILY DISCIPLINE.
Colonel Fizzletop was under the pain
full necessity of administering a severe
castigation to his son Johnny. After he
had completed his labors he said sternly
to his suffering victim:
''Now, tell me why punished you"
''That's it," sobbed Johnny; ''you
nearly pound the life out fine, and now
you don't even know why you did it. p
Texas Siftings.
MOI UP TO THE TINES.
Amy Why have you dropped Miss
Elders acquaintance
Mabel-Oh Twas compelled to. She's
beyond redemption.
Amy-What is the troubled
Mabel--She persists in saying ''well |
dressed" instead OF 'smartly gowned.n
II Brooklyn Life.
A sooTHER.
"They say celery is good opiate."
"What's dat2n
'sPuts a man to Sleep"
saw, 60 on. What's de matter wild |
de sandbag~-[Epoch.
HE WAS A DENTIST.
Polite Waitress-Tea, doctora
Doctor-No; coffee. if you please.
Waitress Roast beef, doctorg
Doctor If you please.
Waitress-Corn, doctors
Doctor dndignantlyl-No, madam, l
am dentist. = brakes Magazine.
PRoog OF LOVE.
There are no logicians like children.
Harold wanted some grapes, but his
mother would not let him have any.
Mother asked the little foui-year-
Did. ''do you love Harold2r
Eyes. dear, Of course do" was the
smiling reply.
.'Well, one wouldn't think so, - rotor
ed the cheru6 meauingly, as he eyed
he forbidden fruit. II London Truth.
Low 'rS.
sis your rich new wife giving you
olenty Of money!"
"No. She isn't the loan widow l took
Ter to be-"
WILLING TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
''Leok here, " said an excited man to a
lruggist you gave morphine for qui-
line this morningr'
els that sol" replied the druggist;
then you owe me % cents. That's the :
Inference in the price. ~ Brooklyn Life. !
CURED HIS FAmNe.
Ponsonby-smart fellow, Fledeelv.
les always been able to fad the dooz I
ell when he's arrived home late. Cured
bat. hovevgs. II
Popinjay-Do away with the belll
Honsouby- No. Bought ring from ]
eWeler.-lJewelers' Circular.
A KEW DANGER ron srEw-wrnERs
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