Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1891-09-05

ALMOST 4 m0o.
Two ~ yesterday standing e - -
ner Of llatn street. Patersoa, n. J.. -
txactod the sttAnt3ou Of hundreds OF ~
wo4sn and chtldreu who stood o. t3D4Dq
eagerly looking st them, anA ethsrs whe
unconsciously aided the curiosity Of ths
throng.
One Of the two men held out his hand,
while the other poured into the palm about
. tablespoonful Of liquid from . bottle.
The man receiving it, bending his head
low to his hand, snuffed up the liquid with
vigor into his nostrils. Instantly hs
danced about with excitement and ex.
claimed, 81 am cured"
The throng pressed closer, while another
man made complaint Of dull headache,
weakness Of eyesight, loss Of smell, ring
ing in his ears, and general weakness, say
ing that he had suffered from catarrh for
years, with . constant succession Of colds
In his head. Then he went through the
same ordeal, but repeating the dose three
times, he came out nearly stranGied, his
eyes streaming with tears, his faoe aglow
with preparation and bushes, while the
crowd screamed with laughter ut the fun,
but became moro sober when the man Dc.
olared that he felt better than he had In
ten years, and gave emphasis to his words
BY purchasing six bottles for i've dollars.
At this moment q large man commenoed
pesling OF his coat and vest. It looked
like light ct the moment. Holding the
garments on his arm 10 said, "f your stuR
can knock out the pain from this shoulder
Of mine, win buy you out I haven't hftsd
my right hand to my face for . month, for
my rheumatism" Thsshoulder indicated,
and shirt was soon saturated. He Waa
then told to lift his arm, but The man was
doubtful and moved IL cautiously. 'Iifs
your armw shouted the vsnder. 81 say
lift your arm above your head" He dAA
%. To say that the patient was astonishsd
Il very faint attempt to convey the pug
xled expression Of the mans face, and the
next moment he seemed mad with Joy -
he whirled his great arms like . windmill
The crowd pressed back to escape contact
with them; the shouting that went up from
the mass Of people brought him TO his
senses, and picking up his fallen garments
from the street, he pulled them on in
hurry. He was not as rich in money as In
words. One dollar was all he had; he
gave it most freely, snatched his bottls,
and escaped at once from the 1esrs Of the
youngsters.
A woman was the next one-holdinG Q
child aloft, pushed her way to the front
Curiosity was now on tip-toe. "Say, mis-
ter, me child has an awful tootA-a ache. and
crying all the mornin'" The child was
evidently too young to take this novel
remedy through the nostrils. The vendsr,
however, seemed to understand his bust
ness perfectly; he wet q sponge with his
cure-all, and bathed the child's cheek only Q
every one the child murmured, 'sMammA
my toof Il we'll" The mother took bot
tie, the mob Of mon and women now b.
gan to buy in earnest; In less than three
minutes twenty five dollars changed hands.
and only the presence Of . vigorous, loud
mouthed policeman hustling the crowd
and vender from the side walk, stopped
the performance.
A moment later on quiet side street, the
person causing this commotion was asked
what lniment he sold. Looking up sharp
ly, he said, "Are you reporteri"-he was
assured Of the fact; in answer he said my
name Is Sackett; three years ago was
as poor as church mouse, yet working
with all my might to pay for . small house
and a few acres Of land. struggled hard
for ten years, but with an increasing fam.
lily and misfortunes to my crops, my little
home was about being wrested from me
by foreclosure. I vas at the point Of do
spair when my eyes rested on Q curious
medical advertisement in my newspaper.
It told in graphic language that all physt-
cal pain was from single cause or source,
which was irritation, and that . single 50
cent package of powders, by diluting II
with water, would make three pints OF the
liquid called Pain-Paint, and that this .
powder would be sent by mail for 50 cents,
including all the directions for making and
using 1t, and ended with these words:
ITO those only who have never used It.
...............
Cut this ticket OF and return it to me with
ton cents, and will send you . fifty cent
trial package Of the Pain Paint Powders b
mail q . test. b L. WoLOorT, 20 Csotro
Street, New York City.
I sent Wolcott the ten cents, got the
package, used it for all the little ailments
in my family, and found It worked to .
charm. next got q q package, bottled Il
and almost at the start had . good sale for
it then got deed Of agency for my
county, and now five mon are selling for
me. paid for my little home in eighteen
months, built new house last season, and
have 81, 500 in the bank, and owe no person
. single cent.
Send Wolcott ten cents and try 500
package yourself.