The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-04-02
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roe cor taDs.s.
la. rei good lime 10 resd 'bs b'oe
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No. bai hsn can hssre
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yvs besss 10 shave yourslt
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oe.sfal t,ip iron Mouti Carmel 10 Ch'osto.
IA .ss carried on ssy freight
-yoaes doctor - prescribed Tor my
6r,i ps,seui yesterday. 1opBs issyef lapn
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vhsl q make 81 you. Mr.. B!sndf he
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cipheis.
hobby What. 81 April fool. pspsf
NJ. Norris Az April fool Is man who
,..es n MA sipicr upierclolhiog on the
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Is, she's going 10 lecture on how 10
m.u.s. . husband. Is sbef How many
hu,h.ni. la. che had befselff Why shes
never been married.
Learned men tell Us tbs. in Lain the
word sdiior means 10 eat" 10 the United
Stats II mesos to scratch around ike
blsxs 10 get tomeibing to eat.
-Boane- Biodgsrs is very economies
md nfvsr 1astes snytbiDg, l believe.
l:oss -Y... be- slways takes any cough
MIXTURE that be babies leave over.
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pl,ed. shou.d ,bink. be might be, be Is
sias,s toying 20 'islse tbe ~iod.
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the p..d he.drd guest YES. cir. replied
The wsiset, cbeenolly. but perhaps lis one
OF yosf use. sif ! roiiee tue, We al o.
away
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pa,los DOR lat evening. 1 saw Mr. Nice'
follo's face, very. vsfy close to yours
Lovely Dsugh,er-Y,eS. ms. he's so pesr
sighted
-Fits, s,ttouomer-ls there any men
tiop Of comets 10 tho Mckinley bill
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Fint astronomer They seem 10 be un'
usually scsre aud high.
Sue ID jn't you feel draft over taeft
near the wiado~Y He taking the b'nf) =
don't knox bn, do What would you
slyi-s mt I do, pull the blind down OF
move over u, ar,r To yony She : Both.
-Dors- showed my portrait TO th'
Ma,or Yesterday, aud be said that II d'dn
aaur me. Bosom Friend oh. but u
does, deer. aud so did bel (they ere no
on tpesking terms boS
-D,nmn.r Have You fire escape II
This lotrla DoniI.ce - We have ten 0
them. Drummer Thought 80. The mr.
ali e.eaped from my room last night, ana
almost irez'
aasbaod Getting that tooth pu'ie'
hurt usrily badly, didn't III Wiie-No
iur, thought OF Ill the mean things !o'
lad ever saii TO me, aud II made me
mad I forget all about the tooth.
-Bobbie (bre..hlessiy) - Are you
snake doc,o,f Dr. Bill (hsughtily)-Is 90
not; 1 sm !. regular practitioner! Bobs'
We'll. then. you won't do; but pas rese
lu,,ons have broken loose again.
"A mag, ne writer says be has no lea
Of death. 30 long - be takes the pr
csu,ion TO send his manuscripts by mall II
stead Of snbmiiiing them IN person bis III
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ven would uui d. spythiug as bad ss tbs
would yoaf Me. simps on.yes. soult
lsmtot an good - look. Mr.. GimT
lont.al o.. ,ts. yun ate; great az
better, III fast
NV zoe. sad the irsie parent, l d
surprised. mortified snd smsz'd TO hn
that ,pu slsbd Il tho loot Of your class.
can t.rdis believe !, possible. WI.
iatbct. {. piied the son. IT.. the easiest thir
III tho world.
VIII some nDe repea, the golden tx
called ant the Sundsy school snperlnte
dent. And Willie Me0olr- stood up 81
aid lie bered il 'Isc,iy. bus
thought /, ~n something sboat laying
,an, tre.,nrrs where 90 ifust could CO
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five ,,sfs sgr. began the stranger
Weutnsn. ! sought that woman 10 be o
wife | believed her congeuisi, iiet
hearted aud beautiful. Has our msrr'
lie ben pleasant No mol Whyg ask
wsn,mss. Why no,f Because she Q
clinsd 10 fa1r, NE.
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yonns carnage. builder from Boston,
they s,sed hriore The altar Yes, ss'd
Llushins bl,ir. Who attended slssys
have the lac, sofJ, ''sDd will supply I
spolss.@ ''Aad l." uouud mp the cIers
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