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Fifteen Dollars for n Turkey.

New Iork PresS
Col ID. b. Sickels said yesterday: ere
ferrlng to turkeys reminds me of an Incl
dent that occurred when | was in Siam.
where turkeys are seldom seen except upon
state OCCASIONS; but 1 think l can claim
the credit of having paid more for u turkey
than any American who every lived In that
distant region. While l was there General
Grant was the guest OF the King. aud be-
fore his departure for Singapore en- route
give him and the members of bis suite q
farewell Dime at my vi icial residence
Of course / was obliged TO have a turkey and
sent to Batavia for It. The bird came in
good form and we'll preserved, but cost
twenty-five ticals. or SIS of our currency.
General Grant said il was the first turkey
of which he had eaten since he left Amer
ion
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Gang of Thieves Arreated.

NEW YORK. Nov. 27.-The police tonight
swept dow on a badger gang at No. lat
East Twenty-slxth street. and captured
Tim" Oats. William Furgeson, alias
Billy Dellere. Jack Walsh and Mike Nc
Carthy, alias Wreck" Donovan, together
with two flashily-dressed wo~men-Jennie
Jones. alias Alice Oates. and Annie Davis.
These people were captured IN the act of rob-
bling Charles Kenny. a wealthy coffee mer-
chant of Cincinnati. whom they had in
weighed into their den. Kenny is thought
TO be n fictitious name, but he Is stopping
at the Hoffman House. The whole gang
are well-known thieves and have served
several terms In prison.
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Other Business Troublcs

CHICAGO. Nov. ga bill was fled in
the Circuit Court to-day by Sarah A.. and
K. and Virginia Copeland and NJ. n. Lamb,
all of Washington, ID. c.. asking the ap-
pointment of q receiver for the American
Mining and Smelling Company. an Illinois
corporation. Complainants say that in
October, 1889. they owned stock in the
company of the par value of S32l 900. They
charge the other stockholders with fraud.
The mpan owns three silver mines at
LeadvilIe, Col. on which 1t has spent be-
tween $780, coo and s5O0.0O0.
NEW YORK, Nov. 27.-Wm. ii. Bird, man
ufacturer of cigars at No. AZ Broadway.
made an assignment to-day to Benjamin K.
Jackson. with o preference of $1,000.
Henry w. Dayton. a lumber-dealer. has
obtained an attachment in the Supreme
Court against property in this city belong
ing to the McElwee Manufacturing Com
pany, of Kentucky, for S14. 800.
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hall. for whom the deceased had been work
ing for the last year.
The Keep 1t Dark Comedy Company
gave a matinee at Joliet p~enitentiary
Thanksgiving day. Three hundred and
fifty turkeys were fed the prisoners
The Egy ptian Mining Company at Du.
ouoin Is Introducing mining machines and
il warns miners to keep off the premises.
The company has never recognized the
miners executive board. and now the
board requests all miners TO stay out of the
mines until satisfactory prices be guaran-
fead
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ILLINOIS.

Gfeanings from Correspondence and Gull
ings from Exchanges.
The Epworth League of the the Gales
burg district is holding its annual meeting
at Gaiesburg.
The new ten-thousand-dollar Temperance
Temple at Waukegan was dedicated on
Thanksgiving.
The Fairbury Gun Club gave n very sue
cessful shoot on the occasion of its annual
tournament Thursday.
The dead body of William Richards was
found IN the door-ysrd of DIR. s. Menden-
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Bynum's Only Claims.

The Indiana member never had nv
chance of being elected Speaker. n his
canvass rested almost wholly on his exhi-
bitlon of rowdiness In the last House,
when he brought upon himself the censure
of that body. This did not furnish much
of n reason for electing him Speaker. and
he was not even certain of getting all the
Democratic votes, ten in number, from his
own State.
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OVERLOOKED SOLDIERS.
A Blank to Be Filled by Veterans Not Counted
in the Last Census.

The following blank is printed in the
Journal by request of the Superintendent
of Census. for the purpose of obtaining,
through this paper. detailed information
respecting the military services of such
survivors of the war of the rebellion as
were overlooked. or have reason to believe
they were overlooked by the enumerator In
June. 1890. All such persons are requested
to fill out the blank In pencil. put 1t in q
stamped envelope. and forward to Wash
ington, ID. G., addressed to the Superin-
tendent of Census.
Veterans who served in more than one or
ganization are requested to give the par
tlcuiars of their services in each of them.
Use separate sheets of paper and answer
all questions c~onsecutively as numbered
below. writing names and figures very dis.
tinctlv:
Write full name below. II a widow, write
given name only, and add widow Of"
supplying the soldiers name.
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to destroy France as a nation. and TO parcel
it ont ruthlesslv and PoIandise il. France
must ultimately engulf Europe. or Europe
crush France; of this last / am CERTAIN
The vanity of political prophecy could not
be better e~xempliiied than by the facts
that while happily no one of these grave
contingencies las arisen. tho writer of the
above lines became. only sixteen years
later, a Cabinet minister In a government
on the best of terms with France, and his
son IL. at this moment. English embassa-
dor to the French republic.
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Philadelp hia North American
The Democratic fashion in journalism Is
to copy English ideas, for a Democratic
leader is only an aristOcrat in views mask
ing as q Democratic for all there is in it.
The typical Democratic leader borrows his
views of public policy from England. He
wants the English tariff and he wants
English goods. American goods are vulgar.
They are good enough for the p~loughman
and carter.
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Suits Against Keystone stockholders.
1t Progressed tho Wrong Way

PITTsBURG, Pa, Nov. 2T.-The PI:tsburg
Progressive Association. q mutual benefit
cial insurance concern, suspended to-day.
being unable to meet its payments. The
association was organized last January,
and since that time So, 600 has been paid
out or certificates. a like amount is now
due, but from q lack of new members the
concern was unable to meet it's obligations.
About nine hundred members In this city
will lose the money they have paid in.
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Woke Up and Found Their Home developed
In Flames.

Woke Up and Found Their Home developed
In Flames.
Special TO the Indianapolis Journal
KoKoMo. Nov. 27.-Fire broke out in the
residence of Arthur Nash at 2 o'clock this
morning. The family, almost suffocated by
smoke In the second floor. was
to find the stairway on fire and no
way of escape except through the
windows. The man hastily tied two
sheets together. By which means the wife
swung to the ground. The only child
SIX months old was tied in one end of the
sheet and lowered to its mothers arms.
after which Mr. Nash barely had lime TO
escape by jumping TO the earth, a distance
of sixteen feet. Attired only in their
night clothes, they went to q neighbours,
quite a distance away.
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A novel use has been evolved for the very
commonplace and inexpensive blue-jeans.
In u handsome apartment the floor Is COW
cred with blue jeans. over which a heavy
Smyrna rug of yellow browns. with a dash
of Persian red Is laid. The furniture Is
blue and gold and the hangings are blue
and gold. and the neutral blue of the jeans
afforded an artistic background.
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The Democratic Idea.

If the regular army, write U. s. A, on line
5; if in navy, u. S. Mi in marine corps, U. s.
NJ. c.; if in colored regiment. u. s. c. i.
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Expired While Talking.y

cpecfdi 70 tnc tnulanapous JOuEnhL
LoGASsPoRT. Nov. ~27.-Simon p. Kerns,.
e,ghty-five years of age, died suddenly to-
day while seated in q chair in Justice
Smiths Office, where he had called TO look
after a collection. He was IN the midst of
q conversation about the matter. when his
head dropped back and he instantly x-
pred.
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NDIANAANDILLIN0IS NEWS
The Nash Family, al KOkomo, Barely Es-
capein Time from Their Burning Home.

The Father Lowers His Wife and Child from q
Window and then LespstO the Ground, Hay.
ing Saved Nothing Except Their Lives.
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Teachers of Fountain County.

5TFCIEI To At EUIaFId FOII1 UUUTHIL
CONVICTION, Nov. 27.-The annual meet
ing of the Fountain County Teachers AS
ISOLATION has been IN session in the court
room the past two days About $50 teachers
nave been in attendance. besides others in
terested in educational work. Prof. Samuel
E. Harwood Is president. and by his good
management has made the association a
most successful one. A great many pa
pers have been read upon topics that have
Co do with our schools, and the discussions
have been interesting and instructive to
all present. Last night Rev. George w.
Switzer lectured at the opera-house to q
large audience.
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TAKE the Pennsylvania Line to Chicago.
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II a pensioner or applicant. number Of GER
tificate or application.
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Montgomery County Teachers.

Special 20 Indianapolis Journal.
CRAwFoRDsvILLE. Nov. 27.-The annual
session of the Montgomery County Teach
ers' Association convened in the court
house. this morning, and will be in session
two days. President A. n. HiGgins. Secre-
tary ID. Fl. Gilkey and Treasurer w. w.
Ewing were present. There are ovsr $50
teachers In attendance The officers
were elected for the ensuing year
as follows: President. o. ID. Hun
phrey; vice-president. C.. A. Peterson;
treasurer, F. O. MAXWELL; secretary,
g.. +. Brewer. The opening prayer was
made by Rev. A. h. Glover. of the EpiscO-
pal Church. After organization, Mrs.
article on Raphael, or Moral Power in
Art" The afternoon session was opened
with q solo by George X. Hughes. Prof.
). /. Warfel, of Ladoga, delivered an aG-
dress on "Sifters." aud Prof. Richard q.
Boone. of the State University at Bloom
ington, an address on Mature of Educs-
ton" Recitations were given by Misses
Louie Il. Egelston and Gregory Kelley.
Tomorrow addresses will be delivered ~
Prof. John K. Wiley. Prof. Richard q.
Boone and Rev q. w. Switzer.
Sand-Bagged and Dying.
Special 20 the indianapolis Journal.
VALPARAISO. Nov. 27.-At an early hour
Monday morning Z. j. Chaplin was found
OF the streets of Plymouth in a dying con-
ing condition. Blood was trickllng down
his face from CHASTITY wounds in his head.
When AIKEN to the hotel he lapsed into IN
consciousness and his life now hangs in
the balance. Chaplin was waylaid and
robbed of n large sum of money. He Wis
tied this city Sunday. Late that night he
boarded an east-bound Fort Wayne train
for Plymouth. On the same train were Two
men wearing Ions overcoats and hats
pulled down over their faces. They left
the train At the crossing of the l.. T.. IL W.,
the train enters the depot. Chaplin left
the train and started NJ the street. but be-
fore he reached the hotel he was overtaken
by the two men. who sand-bagged and
robbed their victim. leaving him lying in
the gutter. Detectives have been in the
city several days, and the mystery will be
unraveled.
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Descriptive circular will be sent free.
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The wabash.


Why, the "Wabash" is the most desir
able route, for all points east.
LIST. You can purchase through tickets
for all eastern points, at any cupon ticket
Office in the west, over this line, taking
your choice of routes to the Missouri riv.
er.
I'd. You can 60 either by the way OF
Omaha, or Kansas City, at your pleasure.
Sd. From either of those points you
can have your choice of five distinct
routes, as follows.
Via, the Admiral air line, which is the
short line of the east.
Via, st. Louis, where close connections
is made with all eastern and southeastern
routes.
Via, Chicago, the Worlds fair city, some
times called ''the windy CITY,"
Via, Toledo, Ohio's great inland city,
connecting at that place with the lake
shore fast trains for the east.
Via, Detroit, Mchigans prettiest and
most beautiful city, where eastern lines
connect closely.
All, OF the above named points are
reached, direct, only by the Wabash and
direct by no other line running from the
west.
Ask, for your tickets by the way of this
line, and accept of them by no other.
We run the finest trains on earth. A
bold assertion, but cold fact. Write me
for rates, maps, etc.
G. M. HAMPsoN, General Agent,
o. L. ALLEN, Trveling Agent.
1927, 18th street, Denver, Colo.
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FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No 1,A.F. ga. NJ.
Meets on the first Monday of each month.
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. 1, r. A. Ma
sons. Meets on the second Monday of each
month.
SANTA FE COMMANDERY, No /,
knights Templar. Meets on the fourth Monday
OF each month.
SANTA FE LODGE OF PERFECTION,
No. i, 18th degree A. A. S. r. Meets on the third
Monday of each month
PARADISE LODGE, No. ?, I. 0. 0 F.
Meets every Thursday evening. J. D. Proudfit,
N G.: J. Y. N"whall, secretary
AZTLAN LODGE, No. 3, 1. o. o. f. Meets
every Friday night.
SANTA FE LODGE, No. ., X. of P Meets
first and third Wednesdays.
GERMANIA LODGE, No. 3, X. of P Meets
I'd and 4th Tuesdays.
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, No 1, Unifo,m
Rank X, of p. Meets first Wednesday in each
month.
CATHOLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month.
SANTA FEE LODGE, No. 2Sy7, 6. U. 0. 0. F.
Meets first and third Thursdays.
GOLDEN LODGE, No. 3, A. O. u W. Meets
every second a fourth Wednesdays.
CARLETON POST, No. 3, q. A. R., meets
first and third Wednesdays Of each month.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28

The Republican party, triumphant in
1891, wherever national issues were at
stake, renews, aggressively and bravely,
the fight for 1892. The New York Trib-
une, the ablest, most reliable, and best
Republican papers, leads the wav.
During 1892, Roswell &. Horr, of
Michigan, the witty orator, will continue
in The Tribune his remarkable articles on
the Tariff, Reciprocity, Coinage, and the
Currency. These topics are all under
standable; the Republican policy with
regard to all of them is right, patriotic
and impregnable; but dust has been
thrown In the peoples eyes, and the air
has been filled with fog, by lying and
tricky Tariff Reformers. The Tribune
prints from one to five exceedingly enter.
tanning articles every week explaining
these questions.
Mr.. Horr begins at the beginning of
every subject, and makes it so clear that
everyone can understand and no one can
answer him. Ask any neighbor what he
thinks of Mr.. Horr's writings. He will
tell you that they are genial, clear, enter
tanning and perfectly unanswerable. A
specially is made of answering all ques-
tlons, asked in good faith, on the Tariff,
Reciprocity, Coinage, the Currency, and
the projects of the Farmers Alliance.
The Tribune is the best national Repub,
lican paper to supplement your local
paper during 1892.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
How To Succeed in Life

The Tribune will also continue the series
OF articles to Young Men and Women,
penned by men who, beginning life them
selves with few advantages, have never
theless succeeded honorably and brilliant
ly. 1t will also reply to questions as to
what young men and women should do to
succeed in life, under the particular
circumstances in which their lot in life is
cast. The replies will be written under
the direction of Roswell &. Horr, whose
familiarity with American life and oppor-
tunites and whose deep and cordial
sympathy with al! who are struggling
under adverse circumstances, promise to
make the replies practical and satisfac-
tory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
Vital Topics of the Day.

Many special contributions will be
printed from men and women of dstin-
guished reputation. Among the topics
are: "Siver Coinage, the latest views"
"Proper Function of the Minority in Legs-
lation," to include one paper each from a
Democrat and Republican. prominent
in public life; Harmful Tendencies of
Trusts; )" "Arid Lands of the United
States" "Millonaires OF the United
States;" Gree Postal Delivery in Rural
Communities )" "Better Pay for Fourth
Glass Postmasters )" Importance of the
Nicaragua Canal, "Village Improve
ment;" "Our German Fellow Citizen in
America" and many others.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
GEO. HILL HOWARD,

Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Santa Fe, N.
N. Associated With Jeffries & Earle, l4l7 st.,
N. W., Washington, D. c.. Special attention
given to business before the local land court, the
general land office, court of private land claims,
the court OF claims and the supreme court of the
United states. Habla Castellano y dara atencion
especial cuestiones de mercedes recamos.
References: Hon. J. Z. Jones, U. s. senate; Gen.
VIM. s. Rosecrans Washington, d. G.. Simon
sterne, esq.,, New York; Hon. r. G. Mccormick,
New YORK; Hon. John WATSON, California; Pablo
Bsca, esq, Las Vegas N M; William Miller, esq,
washington, d. &.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
For Old Soldiers.

For veterans of the war, there will be q
page week of war stories, answers to
questions, new and gossip. Mrs. Annie
Wittenmyer will supply an interesting
column OF news of the W. r. G. The
Tribune's War Stories of the past year
has never been surpassed for thrilling
interest.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
HARPER'S PERIODICALS.

The volumes Of the bazaar begin with
the first number for January of each year.
When no time is mentioned, subscriptions
will begin with the number current at the
time of receipt Of order
Bound volumes Of Harper's Bazaar for
three years back, in neat cloth binding,
will be sent by mail, postage paid, or by
express, free OF expense provided the
freight does not exceed 81 per volume, }
for 81 per volume.
Cloth Cases for each volume, suitable
for binding, will be sent by mail, post
paid, on receipt, of 81 each.
Remittance should be made by post.
Office money order or draft, 10 avoid
chance of loss.
Newspapers are not to copy this adver'
tisement without the express of Harper &
Bros.
Address HARPER & Bros, New York.
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The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
Peace on Earth.

Is not the boon youchsafed to the chronic
nervous invalid. Slight noises startle him, odd
and unexpected sensations perplex him. He
neither sleep soundly Or eats heartily, he Is al
most invariably troubled with dyspepsia. What
should be do? Begin and pursue systematically
a course OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. With
digestion fortified and food assimilated strength
returns, the nerves grow tranquil and the zest
of life returns. blessed consummat1on indeed,
and not only etlectualy, but leasantly wrought
by The Bitters. Blliousness, malaria, rheuma-
tism, kidney complaint are also prevented and
cured by this sovereign regulating medicine
Try it at once If your nerves are out of order,
and ii their weakness is perpetuated by the
existence of disease. A superb appetizer and
promoter OF sound repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
Agriculture.

In addition to the regular two pages a
week of how to run a farm and make it
pay, there will be, during 1892, special
papers on "Hot House Lambs" "Model
Farms" Tobacco Raising" "Sugar
Beets," Fancy High Priced Butter
Making" Care of Bees" "Market Gar
dening," "Live Stock" and a variety of
other equally important branches OF
American Farming.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
1892.
n arpers 3 a z ar.
illustrated.

Harpers Bazaar is a journal for the
home. 1t gives the latest information
with regard to the fashions, and its num-
erous illustrations, Paris designs, and pat
tern-sheet supplements are indispensable
alike to the home dressmaker and the
professional modiste. No expense is
spared to make its artistic attrsctiveness
of the highest order. Its bright stories,
amusing comedies, and thoughtful essays
satisfy all tastes, and it's last page is famous
as budget of wit and humor. In its week.
ly issues everything is included which is
of interest to women. The serials for 1892
will be written by Walter Besant and
William Black. Mrs. Oliphant will be-
come contributor. Marion Harland's
timely talks, 'Day In and Day Out" are
intended for matrons, and Helen Marshall
North will specially address girls. T. W.
Higginson, in "Women and Men," will
please cultivated audience.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
In Good King Arthur's Time

George should like to have lived in
old King Arthur's time.
Ethel-In the Dark Ages, the twilight
OF history. Why?
George-The more sudden knights
proposal the more apt the lady was to ex-
claim, "Aye, marry, my lord"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
Advice to Mothers.

Advice to Mothers.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as "bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
lie the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
uses. TWENTY-FIVE cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
Bucklen's Arnica saIve.

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price rs cents pei
box. For sale al G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-11-28
Health is Wealth!
Formerly Phoenix HOTEL

DR.. L. G. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment, a
guaranteed specific for hysteria, dizziness, coA
vOus prostration caused by the use of alcohol OK
tobacco, wakefulness, mental depression, soft
ening of the brain resulting In insanity ana
Leading a 70 misery, decay ana death, premature
involuntary losses and spermatorrhes caused
by over exertion of the brain, self abuse or over
indulgence Each box contains one months
treatment; 81 box or six boxes for IS, sem 81
mail prepaid on receipt of price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any CASE With each order received b.
as for six boxes, accompanied with IS, we win
send the purchaser our written guarantee to 10.
azure. Guarantees issued only by A. O. Iralaad.
IT,. druggist sole agent. Santa Fe. N. N.
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On the Force.

Mrs. Maloney-An' ply do yess kape
yer front dure locked all the tonne?
Mrs. O'Rourke-Shure, Dinnis is on
the perlace.
Mrs. Moloney-An' phat difference
does that make?
Mrs. O'Rourke-Phat difference! Did
yess ever see perlaceman could see ony-
thing but side dure?