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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

Dating a head-may be a good
pollcy-Sometimes. But to date back
tradition says that Emperor Charles
w., while deer hunting in Bohemia,
discovered the Carlsbad Springs.
This is some 500 years ago. Since
then this place has been the first
health resort in Europe.
Carlsbad has but 900 of its own
residents; every summer it has pop
ulatlon of $4,000, the others coming
from all parts of the world. to avail
themselves of its wonderful waters,
that are SO gifted with healing power.
Goethe, Schiller, Bismarck, Moltke,
emperors, all men of wealth and sta
ton have found renewed health here.
Can't go, you say, on account Of
the expense?
Don't need to. The genuine Carls-
bad Sprudel Salts answer exactly the
same purpose. Every drugstore has
them. The genuine have the sigma
ture of "Eisner & Mendelson Co.,
Sole Agents, New York, on the bot
tie. A prominent medical authority
says: "What we positively asceTtained
is, that Carlsbad Sprudel Salts in a
high degree promotes organic changes
in the system; that principally by its
alkaline constituents as an antaCid
throughout the organism, and that it
performs this wholesome action by
stimulating, augmenting, and chemi-
cally altering the whole process of
secretion"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

an ice cream and cake social for the benefit
of the members. Thursday evening OF last
week this same council held !. successful en-
tcrtainment for the benefit of the friends OF
a deceased member who died while in bad
standing.
The Council at Altoona has been instituted
and 1t starts with bright prospects of sue
cess. The officers are: Ex-Councilor, W: +.
Emily Laub: Councillor, Mrs. n. J. Walker:
Associate Councillor, Mrs. Sadie Hainley; V.
C., Miss Caroline Light; A. V. c., Mrs Har-
riet A. Clark; Il. S, Mrs. ii. Kate Reeder; +.
S, Mrs. Lydia A. Heacox; Treasurer, Mrs: NJ.
A. Wilt; A. S, Miss Alvarine Clark; Guide,
Miss Myrtle Light: 1. S., Miss Eta Dillon; ..
5, Miss Jennie Cartwright; Trustees, Mr.. }.
z. Reeder, I. A. keiser and w. L. Mont
Gomery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Pensions To-Morrow.

Tomorrow morning att o'clock Pension
Agent Ben~ough and his assistants will
commence to pay pensions fer the quarter
commencing October4. The doors will not
be opened any sooner than O'Clock.
Checks cannot be cashed in the regular Way
till o'clock, ana 500 persons can be be paid
600 names on the rolls here, and Comrade
BCnTough will cndeaVor to have all paid by
the l5th. Those who receive their checks
by mail are cautioned to be careful TO
striCly observe the rules in executing their
vouchers to avoid delay. There will be no
use in writing il checks are not received by
tie 10th, nth or l3th, as some must be st.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
TRADE OF THE WEEK.
Strong Tone of the Money Market
Indicates Improvement.
A FIFTH AVENUE DEAL REVIVED.
One Way to Solve the Problem of Rapid
Transit at the West End.
WESTERN MEN PICKING UP COAL LAND

The business situation the past week
may be summed upNin three words: Quiet,
but confident. Bank clearings reflected a
stronger tone in financial circles. Reports
from nearly all points were to the effect that
money was plenty. Thus would seem to be
removed the only disturbing factor. The
condition OF the city banks, as shown by
statements in response to the call of the
| Comptroller OF the Currency. is strong and
! healthy. All the financial bearings tend IN
! the direction of promise.
The importation of large quantities of gold
| will give reality to expectation, and exercise
| n refreshing influence upon every industrial
interest. Dividends to be disbursed this
| month will amount to about $33 COO 000 The
reinvestmcnt of this large sum will st1nu-
late enterprise of all kinds.
May Re Deal Yet.
1t was stated n short time ago that some
thing over So 600 foot had been offered for
the Schmertz property on Fifth avenue ana
refused. A gentleman, presumable well in
formed on the subject, said yesterday, that
negotiations had been renewed on the basis
of an advance of several hundred dollars,
and that while deal is by no means certain,
probabilities are favorable to O successful
issue OF the negotiations.
West End Rapid Transit.
The following. handed in by q gentleman
who resides on the Southside, is of special
interest ut this time:
CAS- a solution of the problem of rapid
transit to the West End it is asked by citi-
zen of that quarter: Why should tho diff
Guilty between tho stockholders of the Point
bridge and West End Railway management,
in regard to right of way over that structure,
be allowed to stand when the West End
Company already has its track on West
Carson street to the Smithf1eld street bridge?
By simply making some agreement with the
Birming ham management the West End
line could run over its tracks to Third ave-
hue and Smithfield street, where it could
get market terminus by connection with
the Second avenue line, under about the
same management. This would give the
West End line access to the business quar-
ters of the city.
"a loss of West Carson street travel to the
Birmingham line may prove the most
serious obstacle to be encountered in the
above project, and may prevent it from be-
ing carried into effect, but it is worthy of
consideration by West End real estate
OWNERS"
Buildings for the Week.
The Building Inspector turned out
pretty good grist. of permits during the
week, both in number and value, as the fol-
lowing table shows. The dry weather is
favorable to the prosecution of this kind of
work and everything possible is being done
to have buildings under way completed or
i'm SaH haf cold 40 fhDr
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Bosto:, Stock-Closing Prices.
LIVE STOCK MARKETS.
OFFICE OF PITrsBURe DISPATCH, !
SATrPDAy. Oct. g.

CATTLE Receipts, 9I head: shipments,
9s7 head: market nothing doing; all through
consignments; IL cars cattle shipped to New
York to-day.
HoGs-Receipts, 3,450 head; shipments. 200
best mixed. IS 3ls65 40; Workers., 81 S0@5 10;
pigs and roughs, s. 50@4 80; IL cars OF hogs
shipped to New ork to-day.
SHEEP - Receipts, COZ head; shipments,
200 head; market slow at unchanged
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
THE WEEK IN OIL
Trading of Good Proportions s7d Some
Improvement in the Price.

While general conditions were bearish,
the price stifened up under the influence of
a considerable number of buying orders,
and closed something better than the OPEN
ing. If all the sales had been regularly
cleared. transactions for the week would
have footed up about 100000.
The bear cards were decline in refined
and big wells at Mcdonald. Those were
rather more than offset by increased inter
est among outsiders and more liberal sup
ply of orders. Lambs are slow coming in,
but they are coming.
Cash oil was neglected yesterday, the
November option having the coll. Itopened
at 81, which was high-water mark. The
lowest was 5934, and the close 603S.
Refined finished at q decline for the week
,at nearly every point. There was q material
increase in daily runs and shipments.
From Atlantic ports the exports of crude
refined. etc, since January l, have been -
81, 900 gallons; decrease as compared with
same period in 1890, II ,499 0GO gallons. The
stock OF Pennsylvania oil is apparently in
creasing, and is now about Il, 100000 barrels.
BRADFORD Oct. 3.-National TIansit GER
tificates opened at 6Ol4c; highest, 6019c;
lowest, 595sc; closed at ~. Clearances, 2@2,-
0c0 barrels.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

The first defenders received their medals
last Thursday at Pottsville. Governor Pat
tison presented them on behalf of the State.
Among those who received them was De-
partment Commander Boyer. General David
Mem Gregg responded on behalf of the old
heroes. Tie ceremony took place ut the un-
yelling of the beautiful soldiers monument
Of SchuvllIlQ county, erected in Garfleld
Square, PottsvillC. The monument was un-
veiled in the afternoon by four manned
veterans and General Horace Porter de-
livered the Grafton. In the forenoon there
was grand parade. General j. Il. Sigfried
Ncs The Chiel Marshall
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Order of SOlOn.

Supreme Financier Moses, of Erie, Pa, has
been in the city for several days.
Brother McGfer. Secretary OF Liverpool
Lodge, will engage in business in this city.
Deputy w. L. Davis has new lodge about
ready to organize in Eastern Pennsylvania.
Supreme Trustee W. c. McKelvy, of Par
ker City, reports new interest in Solon up
the valley.
The Board OF Supreme Trustees convened
Tuesday last, and decided to seek new quar-
ters for the Supreme officers.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Protective Homo Circle.

Enterprise Circle, No, 81, has taken num-
Der of applications this week,
The new circle on the Southside is near
completion. NJ. S. Lyman and Organizer
Bailey are hustling them.
A S. Drollinger has succeeded in getting
15 names for the German Circle in Allegheny
City. The entire work will be conducted in
German.
Triumph Circle 1O1 will have a number of
new members soon. Alf S. Smith, of this
circle, entertained number of friends OF
the p. II. G. at his home Friday evening.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Open High Low Clos
ing. est. est. ing.
ARTICLES.

Cash quotations were as follows: Flour
953s@96c; No. 3 spring wheat sS12@9ic; No. 2
red, 96c: No: corn, SAC: No. .
oats, 2613s@261lc; No. 2 white. 2915@3Oc; No.
white, 2s6Z3c, No. rye, SAC; No. 9 bar
Icy, 6Oc: No. f1axseed, 93c; prime timothy
seed, 81 l2@l Is; mess pork, p bbl., $40 06;
lard, q 100 fbs, s6 1906 SO: Short rib sides
QooseG 81 1907 80; dry salted shoulders
(DoXed).S Sc 25GI6 40: short clear sides (boxed),
81 5O6D7 60; whisky. distillers' finished goods,
q gal, 81 is; sugars unchanged.
On the Produce Exchange to-day the but
ter market was firm and unchanged. Eggs,
lS1@@l9c.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

At New York money on call was easy with
no loans, closing offered at per cent. Prime
mercantile paper, 614@71S. Sterling exchange
active and steady, II 194 for 6O-day bills and
to-day were 27S O95 shares, including Atchi-
son, 5000; Chicago Gas, $500: Delaware,
Lackawanna and Western, 4,6OO: Erie, 500;
Hooking Valley, 27I5; Louisville and Nash
vile, $3.50; Missouri Pacific, 1856: North
western, 2,7Os; North American, 81, 120;
Northern Pacific, 4l9O; do preferred, $50;
Reading, 5 800; Richmond and West Point,
$3.50; st. Paul, $50; Union Pacific, l0, 100.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

THE School District of McKeesport has
issued bonds to pay for new school build
ings. They run 20 years, bear Az per cent
interest, are free from tax and are a safe in
vestment. Wm. NJ. Bell, McKeesport, has
them for sale and can give all necessary in
formation relative to them.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

RuSeu III Cne OIL DuS-
mess, furnishes the
following statement
for publication: 81
first noticed II small
lump or tumor in my
groin, which l at
tributed to over
work and exposure
to wet. As it gave
me some pain and
increased in size 1
thought best to con-
suit n doctor. He
;promptly informed
me that 1 was suf-
ferfng from n rup-
ture or hernia, and
a n IriSnd ,-4 g. -
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

the intestine return ed to the abdomen and
wear truss. After several unsuccessful
attempts to return the intestine and much
suffering caused by his rough treatment, 1
concluded to see another doctor. In short,
l consulted several doctors, among them
celebrated surgeon, who gave me chloro-
form and for two hours applied all known
methods to return the intestine, hlt like
the rest also failed. He grnvely Informed
me that nothing but an operation would
save my life 1 thought best, however, be-
fore submitting to such dangerous treat
ment to go to Pittsburg and consult DR..
Shafer, the specialist. Their rough treat
lnent had SO used me up that could scarcely
get to the depot. 1 related my expcr-
ience to the specialist. who made
IL careful examination and informed me that
l had no rupture, but only an lnfiamed in
guinal gland. l noticed IL brOa d smile on his
face, and heard him remark something
about the difficulty q doctor would exper-
dence in attempting to force into the aD-
aomen an enlarged lymphatic gland l saw
ORANGE and inexperience of our home doc
iorS. DR. Shafer's treatment cured me in n
short time and l certainly advise all who
are out of health, especially these who are
taking treatment but receiving no benefit,
to consult DIR. Shaier.
"A. 2. GIBSON"
Kindly remember that DR.. Shafer is the only
physician in Western Pennsylvania giving
his entire time to the treatment of kidney,
bladder, urinary, blood, skin and nervous
diseases. No testimonials published without
the consent of the patient. Consultation
free and absolutely confidential.
Office hours, 10 A. N. to 1 P. NJ, and to 8. P.
NJ. SUNDAYS, l to 4P. NJ. Patieat Its at a distance
treated with success by letter. Send two 2
cent stamps for question blank.
DIR. SHAFER, Specialist, I22 Penn ave,
Pittsburg, Pa. ockl22
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
The Gloss in Stocks.

The following table shows the prices of active
stocks on the New York Stock Exchange yesterday.
Corrected daily for THE DISPATCH by WHITNEY &
STEPHENSON oldest Pttsburg members of the
Now York Stock Exchange. 81 Fourth aYenne:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
SECRET Societies.

All communications for this department
should be mailed to reach THE DISPATCH not
later than Saturday morning. Reasonable
space will be freely given 70 all organiZa-
tions classified under this heading.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Buildings for the Week.

The following permits were issued yester-
day: J.. Irwin, brick two-story dwelling, on
Center avenue, Twentieth ward. Cost, $6,-
GOO. Robert Paul. frame two-story dwelling,
on Coral street. Twentieth ward. Cost, ST.
30O Joseph Kennedy, frame addition, on
mwood street, Twenty-first ward Cost,
$40. Watson Winfield, frame two-story
dwelling, on Cypress street, Sixteenth ward.
Cost. ST. S65. Mrs. E. Harrison, frame kitchen,
on Diworth street, Thirty second ward.
Cost 5000
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Philadelphia Stocks.

Closing quotations of Philadelphia stocks. fur
nishcd by Whitney & Stephenson, brokers, No. 81
Fourth avenue, members OF New York Stock Ex-
cho
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
VIGOR OF MEN

Easily. Quickly, Permanently RESTORED
WEAKNESS. NERVOUSN ESS, DEBILITY,
and ali the train of evils, the results of OverwOrk
Sjckness WORRY etc. Full strength, Development
and tone qua teed in all cases. Simple, natural
methods Immediate improvement seen. Failure
imnossible 600 references. Book, explanations
and nroofs mailed (sealed) free. Address
ERIE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, n. I.
, iel0-n
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
sich hEADACHh -Carter's Little Liver vnls.
SICK HEADACHE -c.-..,,.
DIN hHADAoah-Ca Carter Little Liver PiuA,
BIN hEADACAS -Cartcr's Little Liver Pils
Specialists Succeed Where
Others Fail.

Mr.. A. P. Gibson, OF New Cumberland, W.
Va, well-known young man actively en-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04

TO WEAK MEN ss'ss sss,sss; :: ;;;:e e., e :
earIv decay wasting weakness, lost manhood, etc,
/ will send a valuable treatise lsealedl containing
frIII particulars for homo cure, FREE Of charge.
a snlendid medical work: should be read by every
nnop tVho f. nervous and debilitated. Address
Pros r O. FOWLER, MOOdus, Conn
dez-5l-DsuTk
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
THE MONETARY DRIFT.
Both Pittsburg and New York FURNISH
Good Bank Statements.

Bankers reported satisfactory business
last week, with an improving tendency.
There was q good movement in all lines OF
trade, making n better demand for funds
and keeping the surplus down to reasonable
limits The banks occupy a strong position,
and there are no appreeensions OF q tlshI
market. The bank statement of the day anu
week is among the best of the year.
Saturdays exchanges. 2 ~ 6g2 69
Saturdays balances. HISn " "
Exchanges for week. ID ID 10 ~
Balances for week z 10, 20 @
Exchanges previous wcek-...-..-.... 10 S5g ~ -
Exchanges week of 1880. 10 ~ DO ~
Balances week of 1S00 5oO IIU "
The New York bank statement showeu Il
small decrease in the reserve, but, IN
view Of receipts of gold from Europe. the
loss in this item made no impression. On
the whole the statement was regarded as
favorable, and its publication was followed
by ~ rally in stocks. Changes are shown as
follows: Reserve, decrease, S9C5375: leans,
decrease, ST. 953 600 specie, increase, Sl7oo iOO,
legal tenders, decrease, s., 500: deposits,
decrease, g, ,0iS 9;0 circulation, increase SOL
800; amount above legal requirement., 81, lOJ,-
go.
The following compila ton, by R. J. stoney.
Jr. from recent reports shows the condition
of Pittsbur9 banks:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
PRICES TUMBLED
And There Was Great Excitement in the
Chicago Wheat Ptt-Ead Reports
Proved Disastrous to the Holders, and
They Sold Short.

CHICAGO-The bullish enthusiasm with
which the trading closed yesterday caused
everything to open stronger this morning,
but this feeling soon oozed out and for the
remainder of the day the course of prices
was generally downward, with the close in
all of the trading pits Mt or near tho lowest
figures of the session. Wheat furnished the
trade with n genuine surprise.
The leading futures ranged follows as cor
rectcd ny John NJ. Oakley & Co., 45 Sixth street.
members of the Chicago Board of Trade:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
Electric Stocks.

BosToN, Oct. 3.-[Special. l-Electric stock
quotations here to-day were:
Bid. Asked,
Eastern Electric Cable Co.. pref....s..... So co
Thompson-HOustOn Electric Co..: 20 . 81 90
pSon-HoustonElectricCo., pfd II 90 2b q
Fit. Wayne Electric Co.............. IA l23 IL p
Westinghouse Trust Receipts....... IA 20 15 80
Detroit Electric Co,.................. 975 1O2j
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
LIABILITIES,
$50, 92i,7Oe

Dividends unpaid........-. s5i,65o
s5s. 92l 7Oe
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-04
A Rush for Coal Land,

Mr.. II. W. strickler reports that he is
about closing the sale of a tract of the finest
coal land in Washington county, comprising
upward OF 10000 acres, to a syndicate of
Western men, ut price approximating SIS
an acre. Mr.. Strickler added: There is q
perfect rush for coal land and prices are
hardening"
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1891-05-20
DANIEL c. BROWNS ESTATE.
STATE or YER MONT. Washington ID

In Probate Court held Montpelier in and for said
District, on the 18th day of May, A. ID, 1891;
Wilbur Brown, Administrator with the Will an
nexed of the estate of Daniel c. Brown, late of
Mortified, in said District deceased, makes ap-
plicatiOn to said Court with the consent and appTo
baton in writing of the egatees and devisees of
said deceased residing in the State of Vermont for
license to sell all of the real estate of said deceased.
to wit Farm, consisting of about $3.50 acres of land
and buildings thereon, situated in Berlin, in said
District also home place, situated in said North
field. representing that the sale thereof would he
beneficial to the legatees and devisees of said de-
ceased and those interested in his estate, in order
to convert said real estate into money. Where.
upon it Ia ordered by said Court that said application
be referred to session thereof, to be held at
the Probate onice. in said Montpelier. on the ath
day of June, A. ID. 1891, for hearing and decision
thereon and 1t is further ordered that all persons
Of said eSncation and order tbepeop three weeks
successfully in the Vermont Watchmdn a State Jour
nal, a newspaper published at Montpelier, in this
state, and which circulates in the nelghborhood of
those interested. before said time OF hearing, thar
they may appear at said time and place, and II they
see cause, object thereto. BY the Conrt.-Attest,
4042 HIRAM CARLETON, Judge.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1891-05-20
WILLIAM KEw'S ESTATE,
w STATE OF VERMONT, Washington ID

in Probate Court, held at Montpelier, In and for
said District, on the 18th day of May, AID 1881
j. HI. Hastings, Administrator OF me estate OF
William Kew late OF Fayston. IN said District, de-
ceased makes application to said Court for license
10 sell all OF the real estate OF said deceased, stu
ated in Fayston, in said District, to wit: Home
piace devastating of about $50 acres OF land with
buildings thereon. including the homestead therein
IL any Tepresenting that the sale thereof except
said homestead is necessary for the payment of the
debts OF said deceased. and the expenses of admin
stead, II any, would be beneficial to the widow
and minor children of said deceased. Where;
application be referred to q session thereof
heller on the 4th day of June A. D. 1891.
Tor hearing and decision thereon; and. II is fur,
notified hereof, by publication of notice of said
sppiication and order thereon three weeks success
siyely in the Vermont WdtchmdR & State Journal,
a newspaper published at Montpelier, in this state,
ana which circulates in the neighborhood of those
Interested before said time OF hearing, that they
may appear at said time and place. and II they see
cause, object thereto
BY the Court.-Attest
4042 HIRAM CARLETON Judge,
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1891-05-20
JEREMIAH CARLETON'S ESTATE.
- STATE OF VERMONT Washington District,

In Probate Court. held at Montpelier. in ana for
said District. on the 18th day of May. A. d. 1891:
Mark Mears, Administrator, de bOnts non, with the
will annexed, of the estate of jeremiah Carleton,
late of Barre, in said District deceased. makes ap.
pcation to said Court with the consent and approba
ton in writing of the legatees and devsees of said
deceased residing in the State of Vermont, for Ii
to sell all of the real estate of said deceased
situated In Barre, said District to wit; House and
lot representing that the sale thereof would be bene
fetal to the legatees and devsees of said deceased
and those interested in his estate in order to convert
said real estate into money. Whereupou it ordered
by said Court that said application be referred TO
session thereof, to he held at the Probate Office,
in said Montpelier, on the 18th day of June.
A, d. 1891, for hearing and decision thereon; and
il is further ordered, that all persons interested
be notified hereof by publication of notice of said
application and order thereon three weeks success
sively in the Vermont W0fchRidB a State Journal a
newspaper published at Montpelier, in this state,
and which circulates in the neighborhood of those
interested. before said time of hearing that they
may appear at said time and place, and If they see
cause. object thereto. BY the Court.-Attest
4049 MELVILLE Il, SMILE, Register.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1891-05-20
Inventions of the 10Th Century.

The steamboat the reaper, the sewing machine,
Cars running by night and by day,
Houses lighted by gas and heated by steam,
And bright electricity's ray.
The telegraphs click speeds like lightning released
Then the telephone comes to excel 1t;
And to put on the finish. the last but not least,
Is the famed little Purgatve Pellet.
Last but not least is DIR. Pierces Pleasant
Purgatve Pellet because it relieves human
suffering, adds to the sum of human comfort,
and enables the relieved sufferer to enjoy
all the blessings and luxuries of the age we
live in