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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
A Mystery.

How the human system ever recovers from
the bad effects Of the nauteous medicines often
literally poured into It for the suppositive re.
Lief o: dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipation,
rheumatism and other. ailments, IA . mystery.
The mischief done by bad medicines Is scarcely
less than than that caused by disease. II they
who are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, constipated
or rheumatic would oftener be guided by the
experience OF invalids who have thoroughly
tested Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, they would
In every instance obtain the speediest aid do
rivable from rational medication. This medi-
cine is a searching and At the same time q
thoroughly safe remedy, derived from vegetable
sources, and possessing, in consequence OF its
basis OF pure spirits, properties as . medicinal
stimulant not " be found in the nery local Bit
ters and stimulants often resorsed to by the de-
bilitated, dyspeptic aud languid.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
august.
Flower

How does he feel Tile feels
cranky. and is constantly expert
mentinr, dieting himself, adopting
orange notions, aud changing the
cookins, the dishes, the hours, and
manner Of his eating
Flower the Remedy.
How does he fseI7-He feels at
times a gnawing, voracious, insati'
able appetite, wholly unacceptable,
unnatural and unhealthy. August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel7-He feels no
desire to go to the table and a
yrumbling, fault-fnding, over-nlce-
tv about what is set before him when
he is there-Ausust Flower the
Remedy.
How does he feel HE feels
after a spell Of this abnormal appe-
tite an utter adherence, loathing,
ard detestation Of food; as it a
mouthful would kill him-August
Flower the Rernsdy.
How does he feel2-He has If.
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. O
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

THERE is moro Catarrh in this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together,
aud until the last few years Was supposed to be
incurable. For a great many years doctors pro.
nounced 1t q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies. and by constantly failing to cure
with local ~treatnisnt, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be . constitu-
tional disease. aud therefore requires constitu.
tionsl treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manu-.
a.tured by F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on tho market. 1t
10 taken internally In doses from ten drops to .
easp eocau. .ur,. Ss.s 81 ~ tSe ~. spon T rhs u oMsn
ono hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
dress. +. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, d.
aS-Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
ri DfsPEL COLDS.

Headaches and fevers, to cisaaase ..rc -ys-
tenn esfectually. yet gently. when costive or
bilious, or when the blood is impure or slug
gish. II permn nently cure bab.taal 90 ,sti-
patton, to awaken the kidneys ii liver 20
weakening them, NE Syrup OF Figs.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
kansas Philosophy.


A will give up anything for
love except the man she loves.
You can make a martyr Of the mean
est man on earth by killing him.
Wet his whistle often enough, and
you will make a musician of any man.
II a man meets nothing else in Q
days journey. he will meet his turn to
tickle.
The only way - win a victory is to
60 TO war, and 4hn the risk of being
whipped.
Something lore than gray hairs is
required in old age in order that it be
reverenced.
After q man has met his disappoint-
ment, he is very apt to confound It with
o
Humanity is . good deal like the cat
that il never 70 affectionate as when
it is hungrJ.
For every man in love. there are nine
hundred and ninety-nine men who
think they are.
The smaller the town you live 10, the
more people there are interested when
You get your hair cut.
Ii there is anything harder than be-
ing polite when you don't feel like it,
We don't know what it is.
When . sheep-killing dog is safe at
home, he is q great dog to give alarms.
He is thinking Of himself.
Everyone knows how to cure sorrow,
but everybody has it. The principal
thing recommended is mot to think Of
it."
There is no Disgusting the fac. that
more men are IN the way to the bad
place than are travelling the road 10
the good lace.
Experience goes to prove that there
is more domestic unhappiness hen the
wife does not trust her husbands iudg-
ment at all than when she truss II toe
much AtchisOn Globe.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

I'm Car of Russia Is a perfect spcci'
men OF physical manhood. He is more
than six feet tall and has the shoulders,
arms and thighs OF an athlete. So great
Is the strength Of his hands that, he can
twist 4 horseshos with ease. He Is q
MAGNIFICENT horseman, . thoroughly
trained soldier and an accomplished lin
guist, speaking sever modern languages
beside Russian. He works hard aud Is
out of bed from 6 in the morning till 10
at night.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
No, thank you. One hobble II a time is all / can carry.

another place.. O., upon the commodi-
ties which the masses Of the people
must purchase from foreign countries,
because we cannot economically produce
them here.
In other words, he aims At the same
OF tArif taxation rs Gov. Rus
sell, OF Massachusetts, which imposes
Its chief burden upon the earnings OF
the people, and allows capital to escape
without paying Its fair proportion.
Nor ID this the whole mischief being
done. There are thousands Of voters Ia
New England who take up their paper
and looking through its pages find II
amply demonstrating the evils OF "free
trade" They say 1t once: .Oh, yes, |
me. Am . moderate pr0tectionist. aud
stand with Governor Russell am not
for free trade, because l 60 for q reason
able tariff" Out West. on the othtr
hand, other thousands say: "Oh. fudge!
Don't ! know that when ] have free
trade, 20 that l have to pay tariR taxes
on nothing that l buy for necessary use.
/ shall get along cheaper than now? !
agree with Mills on that" So neither
Russell nor Mills IL ever put On the IL
fenslve In the tariff combat, but they
capture aud hold these votes against IA.
Now, In the language Of the late A.
Ward, sWhy Is this thus7" reply, il
lies away back OF Russell and Mills. II
goes back TO the day when Golden in
nhtstnnhalas himsaif dubbed the british
tarI6 svstsm .free trade and indneed
tha Rritish natior IN cal can q nv tina,
mienomar Il Uoes hack ~ the time
vher tho .dvocstas "a tho American
nrotectiva svstsm also accented this mis-.
rnusr .athont nrastion, Ara nave since
amriov"d h ~ Sc.ivnatn IA RritIsh svs.
ta.n ~ tsri1 t.ratinr Tho fnnda menta]
evil lies is caIlng this british sysfem W.
comhst ~ : faI,a name. which oives
RnsseiI .he chsrce IN dodre rnmrd II nm,
~ II Nassachmsa,ts and Mills N,
ch.nca r. aoav" .ronmd n tho other wa,
Is ma Wast sri 81 win IN ho,h nlaces
not 10 s.tr snd aran cnnha. IN tho mar
~ mt Nv trirt dav,ce and cxasiou q,
M f..4s ana i trrtL Ana TIA wors,
a n = TIA, ~ the nrotectionist !. i,
n,,r nnhssitat.ns .ccant.nca ana ,,se -
III. -n,tsnn,rnr ssrao traao y h.vn I.io
i ynnrdat,on ~ ,h;s -crasinr ~ 81.
-a.t sss,,a ..a M tcs'tn, ~ !. ID v. co,,,
-.sn.a..t ~ ~. Ama.i,.n yntors in ar,,.
- III - 90 A. r m..aif nls.d vnii,
~ h.v,n. Snna - ~ re NAT lsafors /.
st.,dr ~ tha snh;ect disc,esed the mis-
nhies
-. - -. - .,h.,1..
s.m,as
~ SsL ...@ c,..aa
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

the strange pack on his back is moth
ing more than q big skin Of wine
which he is carrying from place to
place. ODc can learn q lesson in car
rying heavy weights by noticing the
way in which he uses the stout cord,
making a loop in M end and passing
the other through it over the breast.
BY this means one hand ia left free.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

EX-SENATOR SOONER says he earned
his first dollar by saving q cord OF wood.
Then he secured more contracts, and
sawed his way into the possession Of 81.
The 81 was invested in a pig and some
old lumber for q pen. The hand that
was to handle a toga built the sty. But
when the sly was done the pig was dead.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

Mrs. WORTH, wife of the great Paris
ian dressmaker, dresses as plainly as q
bible class leader at a Martha's Vineyard
camp meeting, and looks as quietly in
noccnt as il she never saw q fashion
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
Tho Coming Hero.

Visitor lat reception in Washington .
few years hence)-Why is everybody
crowding round that man over there in
the corner? I don't see anything re-
markable about him.
Resident-That's Barefoot Bill, Sock
less Simpsons successor. proudly He
can suck three dozen eggs without stop
ping.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

SCENE, Central Africa arrival OF the
express train at the chief town)-Train
dispatcher to the engineer-What does
this mean? l don't see any conductor.
Engineer-No, the frst-class passengers
have eaten him up since we started.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
And HoObryed,

II am something Of an expert at palm
istry, dearest" said the young man,
taking her hand. I'm the lines Of this
fair palm l can trace"
20 no, no, no! l don't want to know
the future, Harry. But can you truly
read the lines in the palm OF my hand?"
II can, darl--"
''Then please turn down the light q
little lower Harry!" she said with q shud-
der.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

MANY OF tho worm medicines and yermi.
s sold BY druggists irrltat tho stomach
OF a little child. DIR. Bulls Worm Destroy
ers never do. As harmless us candy. yet
they never fail Try them. BY mail, rs
cents. John D.. Park. Cincinnati. Ohio.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

Foreign traders will never cease pro-
claiming that we can not hope to export
manufactured goods, SO long as the pro.
tectiye policy Is maintained. Yet IL Is
evident from the reports OF the Bureau
Of Statistics that exports OF manufac-
ture l articles are increasing more rapid
" than the exports Of agricultural prod
ucts, or raw materials. The percentage
in each Of our total exports was In
A Asa,sa..sss =. ita los ' sS Us
Mining, forest, FISH,
And II this statement were made up cor
res t,y the percentage OF manufactures
would show q stiI more striking gain:
for many important articles OF export
have been included among agricultural
PRODUCTS which should have been in.
| cluded with manufactures. There is no
| good reason why cotton cloth should be
allied q manufacture-that does not
apply equally well to -four: and, while
! tac former Is included, with manufact-
| ures. the latter is placed among ayricul-
| tural products. Other instances Of this
irregu arity are not infrequent. II the
corrections were daily made it would be
found that the percentage of manufac,-
nred exports 1t the present time Is not
less than 40 per cent. Of the whole. as
oontrasted with l4.43 ger cent Ia
1sGJ. The variety. ~ wei as tho
quantity, OF these manufacture
exports, indicates the success with
(which our people are competing for
the ale Or the world under the shield
OF protection for our own labor. In the
list Of these exports will be found prof
ucts OF the most protected. as well as OF
the least protected, industries the finest
workmanship In iron aud steel. and the
simplest constructions OF wood. Arevi.w
OF tho nations 10 which these exports are
shipped shows that no nation Is too re-
mote, or too highly skilled in mannfaet-
ures, for us to wage successful Compel
tiOn Within Articles made from prot, Ct,
ed mat ,rial with higllly-ptotccted labor.
Tho FREQ trade a~sgument--ba ed npop
the alleged incompatibility Of high po-
III .tjon ap1 foreign ~trAde--,ikc so ma y
o.her., falls % the ground whom expo e /
- tke test ri fActs.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
VIM BINDS His SACK

m RefsBAs cafr 81 Ms Grape jsts1 Lih3
s BsnAls 81 ola CIsthss.
He looks like an old cloi dealer, this
fellow with the long bundle Ga his
back. bat he isnt, though. You viii
surmise Is much II you look down d
his iest, which are covered with .
sandallike shoe, very Oriental In APP
pearance. Yes, no Is Oriental through
and through. He is = Persian. and
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

ANY article that has outlivCd ~ years OF
&C Norctiticn and Imitation, and selis moce
ard mDte each yeaf, must have merit. Dob.
bins Electric soap. first made In 1868. Is
Just that article. Ask your grocer for 1t.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

"You have such ridiculous names out
in NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and klicki-
tat, for instance" "Ah! Where are
you from" 'From Segadahoc county,
Maine, sir. What Of it?"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

A PREsQUE ISLE lady who advertised
for q girl to do light homework received
q letter from q girl 10 n Of the neigh
boring towns who said her health was
not very good, and that she thought she
needed sea air, and inquired where the
lighthouse was situated.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
A Prom.,uro Disaereemens.

'.Wha was the basis Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Futill's separation"
"Well, you know their baby-the M
that was born last month";"
'Yes."
Fulfill said he should go to Yale, and
Mrs. F., who is from Boston, insisted on
Harvard
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

PRoFEssoR-Now, Miss Cora, look at
this morsel OF cheese through the micro
scope. What do you think Of it? Cora
latter a peep)-There's millions In it.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was . Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung TO Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them CastoeiA.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

JESSE GRANT and his father-in-iaw,
Mr.. Chapman, with several other gentle
men, are owners Of the Plata Blanche
silver mine in Sonora, Mexico. Their
ore runs about $50 q ton, and there Is no
end to it. They will all be rich.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

For Coughs and throat troubles use
9BROWN'B BRONCHIAL TROCHES.n ~
sThey stop an attack Of my asthma cough
very promptly &C. Fdlch, Midmtrille, Ohio.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

The cham, ion birth.room OF America
is in the house now occupied BY Fran
els Glib on. in Spring township, Perry
County. Pennsylvania. in which occur
red the births of John b. Gibson,
Chief Justice If The supreme Court 81
Pennsylvania George Gibson, commits
sary Of the United States: DIR. John
Bernheisel. the Mormon who first rep-
resented the Mormons i, Congress- !;
Hon. john Bigle., Governor OF Cnlisor-
nia from 1862 10 ls5.a; and Hon. Wnl.
Bigler, Governor OF Psnns, lyania from
1859 to 1856.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
March April May

Now IL the time when you should give Hoods
Sarssparil!a . fair trial. That scrofulous faint
which has been in your blool for years. may be
thoroughly expelled by Swing Hoods sSrsapariila .
fair trial. 1t is really . wonderful blood purifier.
and tu.ldingnp medicine.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

BRADFORD McGREeoR, OF ~Covington,
KY. has succeeded in welding alumni
mum with glass; and the manufacture
Of flexible glass, he thinks, Is involved in
his discovery.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
March April May

Hoods sarsaparilla 10 peculiarly adapted to the
needs Of the tody during these months. It thor
onRk~ purihes and vita ICES tic blood, create .
good appetite, cures biliousness and headache gives
healthy action to the kidneys and liver and imparts
strength to the whole body.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

cheap labor Of India, Egypt and Russia.
In doing this we would largely raise the
price OF the manufactured products that
We bought abroad. Free trade would
make the farmer Of the United States
compete with the farmers OF Europe,
many OF whom are now his present GUS
toners, With proper protection and
home competition, we can SO firmly es-
tGblish our manufacturing industries and
reduce the price OF manufactured arti.
clcs that w ran in time compete success
fully with Europe In the markets OF the
world. When this time arrives we may
declare for free trade, as England did,
and ii may be to our interest to do so.
We want no free trade that does not
.ome logically through protection. and
we surely do not want it until We can
compete successfully In the markets OF
the world with other countries: and IL
that time never comes, the United States
will never want free trade.
Experience and statistics show in the
United States that American manufae-
tured articles under protection have con
stantly in the aggregate been reiu ed In
price, while articles on the free list have
for the most part, as to price, remained
the same and In many instances ads
vanced. This Is the best possible m.
swer to all free-tradc notions and ideas.
Thirty years ago we did not manufacture
steel rails, and when We began and the
duty on steel rails was made 500 a ton,
they were selling at $50 a ton Since
then, nOt only has the price been reduced
from $l6O to $40 per ton, but We have
successfully established steel rail plants
throughout tho country. No one can be
found who would believe that IL we had
not protected the steel rail- industry the
price would have been reduced to what
it Is at present. Take the case
Of wire mats. Up to 1885 they
were not manufactured in this
country to any extent and they sold for
81 a keg. In that year a protective
duty WAS placed on wire nails, and last
| year, in the short spaee OF seven years.
| the American product reached 9 ,aOO, 600
kegs, and they have sold as low as S2. Il
per keg.
A comparison Of prices ia 1870 and in
1850 will show that nearly every q
featured article that the farmer, me-
chanic and wage, arner have to buy was
on an average Of % to 30 per cent.
| cheaper In 1880 than in 1870. Statist cs
will also show that since 1870 farm prod
uets aud price Of labor have advanced
| Never In the history OF this country
would \ days labor buy rs many COM
forts a. to-day.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

SnE-You were at college, were you
not? He-Yes. Shea. b. He-No;
G., B.,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
March April May

These are the months In every year when thous-
ards Of old friends resort to u regular course OF
Hoods sarsaparilla. The fact that Hoods sarsa-
parilia, once fairly tried. becomes tho fasorite
spring medicine speaks volumes for its excellence
aud medicinal merit.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

No Opium In Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

Are the best nonths in which to purify your blood.
During the long, cold winter. the blood becomes
thin snd impure. the body becomes weak and tired.
the appetite may be lost. and just now the system
Graves the aid Of . reliable medicine like Hoods
SArsspArillo.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

LET o man live for himself all his life.
and the only pleasure he will have left
when he is so is that which he finds in
hating his enemies.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

THE Brazilian assembly has finall.
adopted the proposed constitution.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

In these months this year thousands OF now
ps'rons viii take Hoods sarsapariaa and realize its
benefits in blood purified aud streng h restored.
VIII you be one of the number? Hoods sarsapar:lla
co SITS but little. and the Investment yields profitable
returns. Just try 1t.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

that on two branches, one and q half
and two inches in diameter, respec-
lively, 40 cones, clustered together
like grapes, have been counted.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

g. Fits stopped free BY DIR .Kline's Great
Nerve kost0rer. No li,s after nrst days use. Mar
velious cures. Treatise aud $500 trial bottle free 70
Fit cases. Send 70 Dr.. Kline, 0Bt Arch st. Phila. Pa
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

BEEcHAM's PILLS act like magic on .
Weak Stomach.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

Last spring was completely tagged out. My
strength left mo and I felt sick and miserable all the
time. 30 that I could hardly attend 10 my business.
| took one bottle Of Hoods ssrsaparilla. and II cured
me. There is nothing like it.. &c. BEGoLE, Editor
Enterprise, Belleville. Mich.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

GnsgeW1bo1sAil bout the hor-
1losonEoa6 aeel1sat Oh NJ west sidel
n6EvU11cvt
GD6e~nR (baying acopy and looking
sNzDolky $50 tD-HWherN h ~ NJ
4ee cA&s1nna Into . MIX Wagon,
y c1Sl1ae Moess. Marrow Escape Of
I NkltxSs T1aSss ~ horrible accident.
sen Nswshcy (fishtsously indignant)
ssseao sxpect = ~ : fust-class &C.
s&o1G0t A911A = hundred lives loot and .
oNne teS1o1 ~ fus : cenf9s'
sSss. q 1yo o9d 4ye req arrlve
6oeeo q 01yet. Decide to-day
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06
Hoods Sarsaparna

Sold y AL dumnsh G six y. Prepared ony| SOLD by all druggists. N;s fol S.P Prepared nI
by CL D c o LOWELL las. by L. &CO LOVELY Mass
100 Doses One Dollar 100 Doses One Dollar
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1891-03-06

A Q q con, cieRes can bsar ypr5
a1sh.