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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22


for an inactive liver to do its work,
exposes himself to all the diseases
that come from tainted blood.
Don't waiti Languor and loss of
appetite warn you that graver ills
are close behind. You can keep
them from coming; you can cure
them if they've me-with DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's the only blood and liver medi-
cine that's guaranteed in every case,
to benefit or cure. Your money
back if it doesn't. Thus, you only
pay for the good you get. Can you
ask more? 1t cleanses the system
and cures pimples, blotches, erup-
tions and all skin and scalp dis
eases. Scrofulous affections, as
fever sores, hip joint disease,
swellings and tumors yield to
its superior Alternative properties.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

what 1t costs" must be carefully consid-
cred by the great majority Of people, in buy
ing even necessities. HOol's Sarsaparilla com
bines positive economy with great medicinal
power 1t Is the only medicine of which can
truly be said ''lOO Doses One Dollar"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Old Lady lin drug store to small boy)
What am to take this medicine In,
sonny?
Sonny-Take 1t In your mouth, mum;
'taint to be rubbed in.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Husband-Six hundred dollars for
that sack?
Dealer-But, sir, it's perfect skin.
Husband-A perfect skinl Yes. l
know it is. Come on Clara.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

A New Zealand chief had taken I'D
his residence upon piece of land, his
right to which was contested.
II have an undeniable title to the
property" he observed. ''as / ate the
preceding owner.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

1t is said that $500 women in the
United States hold diplomas from
m, deal college, either American or
European.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

81 suppose it's all profit in the drug
businessi"
"All profitp Do you suppose we get
fixtures and show cases for nothing"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

In hese days of so many alleged
cures for consumpt on, oysters are COM
men1ed and are given to cousumptIve
patients because they contain iodine.
rne treatment is quite common in the
SJutb.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Little Girl (timidly) Please, Mr..
Storekeeper, want to get some shoe
trjngs.
storekeeper-How long do you want
tbemf
Little Girl want them to keep. sir.
II you please.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"Jimmie is very unfortunate boy, -
said Mrs. Simpson. "He Joined an
athletic club, and the first time he went
there he broke one of the best records
they ever had"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

SIS Browns credit good?"
al should say so; his best friends lent
him money"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, etc,
quickly relieved by BROWNS BRONCHIAL
TRoCHEs. A simple and effectual remedy, su-
periOr TO all other articles for the same pur-
pose. Sold only In bo1es.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Forty-three vessels were built last
year IN San Franclsco. Cal. Of which
sc ent' en were schooDers, fifteen pro-
pellers, six sloops, three steamers, one
barkentIne and one ship The total
tonnage vas 1l,671,47 net, which is
aIgely in excess the previous year.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

'.Whatl You venture to come here
again when kicked you out of my
house three years agol"
Book Agent-"What a magnificent
memory your honor hasp'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

When woman falls In love you cant,
make her believe all men are alike, and
when she has been married ten years you
can't make her believe they are
not.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

A young lady who was shown the
bright planet Venus through the tele-
scope, said:
'Oh, isn'ti 1t lovelyp Now please show
me Adoris."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
Frazer Axle Grease

in the world-will wear twice as long as
any other. Ask your dealer for it, and
take no other.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"Jane. the biscuits were like Jumps
Of lead this morning."
"Yes'm, L know that, but then
heard you say the master had to have a
heavy breakfast before going to busi-
ness"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Help man out of hole once and he
may forget you when he is out, but he
will not fail to call on you the pext time
he falls in.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

For "a years DObbins' Electric Soap has been
initiated by unscrupulOus soap makers. WhyF
Because IL is best Of all and has an immense
sale. Be sure and get DObbiHs' and take no
other. Your grocer has it, or will get it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Mrs. J. w, Mackay, wife of the bon-
ana king. recently gave reception in
Londo1, England at which tea worth
Sl20 a pound was served.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Because a man has a silvery laugh 1t
does not follow that he has rich
voice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

II is SAID that the queen of Sweden,
who suffers from shattered nerves, finds
+ lief and ease Ill working like a house
maid an digging iD her garden.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Argument is often introduced to es-
tablish falsehood. 1t takes few words
to make truth convincing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Charity covers a multitude Of sins,
but most of them contrive to kick OH
The covers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
Gamma Kidney

SaHh 1NiUney Cure Tor
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad's. 81 a bottle, 6
for SO, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. Trv 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

''Then what reason have you for mar
rying.
"Really, no reason at all, only Pm in
love-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

The speed with which the bodies
crown as meteors enter and pass
thro gh the atmosphere Is so much in
-Hcess of that of a cannon ball that
there Is no comparison between the two
bodies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Every heart knoweth its own Bit
terness. Many a man who looks hap
by is wearing a shirt his wife made.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"A ere you touched at the minister's
eloquence asst night2" inquired Weeks
es," returned Wentman, gloomily,
'for ten dollars.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

One of the interesting facts of physi.
ology Is that the human body generates
enough heat during the day to melt for
ty-four pounds OF ios and raise it to the
boiling point.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

How good man is to his wife the
first day after she has caught him doing
something wrongl
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

''Do you suppose ! shall ever know as
much as you do, papaI"
II hope not, my boy. But, after all
you'll have to take your chances.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Talk is cheap when you can send II
through the telephone at the rate OF II
cents an hour,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
Very important

The Joy OF people cured of Dyspepsia h,
Hoods Sarsaparilla is often beyoud expressior
To be relieved from the tortures # indigestioH
heartburn, nausea, and other distressing sym,
toms, is sufficient cause for the grateful ettsr.
we receive. II you suffer from any trouble a,
dyspeptic nature, from sick headache. or ths,
all gone tired feeling, take
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

you want to be specialist, be
rather dentist than an aurist, for man
has thirty-two teeth and only two ears.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

millionaire Crocker, of California, Is
said to have four diamonds in the
crown OF his teeth. The stones are val
usd 1t $500.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
A King in the Family

DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure for colds
coughs, Group and pneumonia has no rival.
Cures without nauseau or any dsarrangement,
Sold by druggists or mailed on receipt of 81
cts. Address A. p. Hoxsie, Buffalo, NY.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

If the sun were hollow air ball, II
would take 1,33l 700 globes the size OF
the earth to fill it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

a brat is funny thing, and so polite
too. 1t never goes before the public,
without bow.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"What is SIN th doing now?n
He Is travelling with circus.r
pretty hard work, isn't it?n
mo; he has nothing to do but
st ok his head in the lions mouth twice
a day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

1t is when in the scales OF Justi1.e
that the weigh Of the transgressor Il
hard.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Speaking of hydropathic cures, it
strikes US that we'll water ought to be
good for sick people.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
Rupture cure guaranteed by

Beavers and otters are still trapped ir
Northern New YORK in large numbers
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

The Importance of taking a govu "A The
- snansIng weather Affects the human system IN
smsn p way that it Is now in great need Oh anu
ssnecaly so susceptible to the benefit to oS. be Se
e,Iiad rom a reliable preparation like Hooas
sarsaparilla. To make your blood one pure take axe
,an : GOOD appetite, and make you strong' 'aA'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

FITS: An Fits stopped free oy Dr. Kline Greas
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after nrst days use. Nar-
yeloSs cures Treatise and 81 w trial bottle free %
fl'cases. send 10 Dr. kllne.s5l Arcn st. PnIA, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Queens College, Oxford, England, =,
recently celebrated the 550th anniver-
sa y of its foudaiiou.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

The complaint f ON London is that
dresses are growing longer and more in
convenient, and the dress suspender i:
coming into use.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Ethel-Does this picture do me JUS
tice?
Maud-It does something nobler,
dear. 1t shows you mercy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Some men are dog-matic and not
few are inclined to be pug-nacious.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

huptuTe cure guaranteed by
DR.. }. B. Mayer, S3l Arch ST., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Women are welded 60 fashion ant
they love. honor and obey it cheerfully.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

he fashion of wearing tan-colored
shoes will be prolon ed. r d lies and
slippers Will have a gorg -ous run for
home, seaside and country.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"Oh, what a snap" calculated tn
tramp when the dog bit him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Coming up to the scratch-The vac
cinator
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

An honest man pays up. The othel
kind has to pay down.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
Hoods
Sarsaparilla

..,n ,,s snr,ng of 1890 experienced that tired,
duI, feeIipq. dyspepsia seized me, and each
uur tnmI5ad Vomiting spells. was much dis
eouraaed. % MY physlaian suggested Hoods sar, !,
saparilla, which took and am happy 10 .sr say ~
made me a new man, and never was oel'1. =.
than now" JOHN MACK, foreman springer
WIIlard,s stock farm, Oskaloosa, Iowa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"well, I'll be blowedl" as the I'll
horn said to the small boy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

"A little woman's adgets are four times
as big as she is.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

Koch's lymph is a clear reddish-brow,
fluid.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22

THE crawfish is an expert on side
walks.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
A receiving teller-A gossip.

A grave danger-The resurrection
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-04-22
HUMOROUS
Overland-The sky.

II HUMOROUOs
Overland-Tbe sky.
A receiving teller-A gossip.
A grave danger-The resurrection
list.
THE crawfish is an expert on side'
walks.
Coming up to the scratch-The vac
cinator
"A little woman's Hdgets are four tineS
as big as she is.
An honest man pays up. Inc o'ner
kind has to pay down.
.'Oh, what a snap." eJaculated 'he
tramp when the dog bit him.
"Well. I'll be blowedI' as the tin
horn said to the small boy.
Some men are dog-matic and not
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-03
FATAL FEUDs OVER LAND.

"Pm Still in Possession" the Last
Words of One of the Men.
MEMPHIS, TENN, Jan. "A special from
Newport, Ark, to the AppedI-AvaIdnche
says that in quarrel over the possession of
a piece of land, last night, two men were
killed and two probably fatally injured.
One of the killed was named Perdue, who
occupied house ON the land. When shot
he was helped to his bed, and his last words
were: 81 am still in possession"
A BLOODY SETTLEMENT IN TENNESSEE.
KNOXVILLE. TENN, Jan. News comes
from Well Spring, an isolated village in
Clalaorne county, of a bloody b title there
in which one man was killed and another
badly injured. For some time James Clay
bourne and Sylvester Spangler, farmers,
have been quarreling about their landed
interests. Failing to settle their
difference by words, they resorted
to force. Claybourne shot Sylvester
Spangler through the breast, causing death
in few minutes. Spangler before dying
cut off an arm of Claybourne and crushed
his skull with an ak. The latter is reported
dying. The relatives of the men are not
satisfied with the fight, and seem deter
mined to renew the battle. Frank Sylvester,
an eye witness to the murder, has been ar
rested as an accessory.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-03

doubted. and listened to every deoeiver who
promised hope.
Interested whites took advantage of this
state Of affairs and howled for troops The
army Indignantly protested against their
false statements. but had to 90 to the scene
Of the supposed danger.
FRIGHTENED INTO FLIGHT.
Interested whites persuaded them that
entire destruction was aimed at. and the
Indians ran away in fear and despair.
Father julie calmed them and brought them
back to the agency, and the kind; ess Of
Gen. Brooks convinced them Of their safety.
The generals plan to send the Indians
after those still out was good,
and would succeed if the general
were left alone. Just as a tree can be
traced from its smallest branch to its root
can the Indian troubles be traced to the
starvation and misery of the Indians
In the conclusion of his letter Father
Craft arraigned Commissioner Morgan in
severe terms
THINKS AMERICANS ARE BLUsHING.
LONDON, Jan. 3, A. M.-The Chronicle
says: History will surely brand as in
famous the relations Of America toward
the unhappy Indians. Honest American:
must be mourning and blushing because Of
this inglorious war;"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-03
TRAINS IN A JUMBLH.

An Engineer and a Fireman Killed
and Two Badly Injured.
BALTIMORE, Md, Jan. 1.-Two passen>
ger trains on the Baltimore and Ohio rail-
road collided near Wevsrton, on the Metro
politan branch, last night. One track was
obstructed and the other track was being
used for short distance for trains both ways.
One train gang failed TO observe instruc-
tions, with the result that one engineer and
one firemen we're xii ed, another engineer
and fireman badly hurt, and two engines
and several express cars were wrecked. The
passengers were not injured.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-03
CONGRESS LAYING OFF.
No Business Transacted in Either
House Yest6 rday.

No Business Transacted in Either
House Yests rday.
WASHINGTON, Jan. Although it was
understood when the Senate adjourned on
Wednesday that the session to-day wes to
be merely formal, there were forty sep-
ators present when the journal was read,
includi Mr.. Allison, who had been absent
from the city for ten days past. The sem
ator-elect from Idaho, Mr.. Mcconnell,
who has not yet been sworn,
was also present, and was
introduced to good many Of the senators,
as was also MIR. Dubois Of Idaho, who has
been elected for the term to begin on
March 4 next.
No business whatever was transacted,
and the Senate on motion Of Mr.. Spooner,
adjourned till Monday at noon.
NO WORK IN THE HOUSE.
On motion of Mr.. Mckinley the House
this morning agreed to adjourn from to-
day until Monday.
Mr.. Thomas, of Wisconsin, moved that
the House 90 into committee of the whole
on the private calendar. On this motion
Mr. Mills made the point that there was no
quorum present, whereupon, on motion Of
Mr. Mckinley, the House adjourned.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-03
WORLDS FAIR M MgMoRIALs.
a Resolution Looking to Action By
Eech Of the states.

a Resolution Looking to Action by
Eech Of the states.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 2.-Representative
Butterworth of Ohio to-day introduced in
the House the following preamble and reso-
lutions relative to the Worlds Columbian
Exposition
WHEREAS, The act Of congress approved
April 20, 1890. which provides for the com
memorating Of the 4O0th anniversary Of the dis
covery of America by an exhibition Of the re-
sources Of the United States OF America and
their Development, and of the progress of the
civilization OF the world, requires that the ded
ication Of said exposition shall take place on
Oct u, 1892, AID; and,
WHEREAS, 1t is fit and proper that the several
states and territories of the United States should
at their several capitals, join in the dedicatory
service; and,
WHEREAS, It is desirable also that each state
and terri ory should prepare some suitable me
mortal of the event. said memorial TO be of such
form and character that it may be- preserved
and become part of collections of exhibits at
the Worlds Columbian Exposition, to be held in
the city Of Chicago IN 1893; therefore be It
ReSoIDed, By the House OF Representatives,
and the Senate cOncurring, that the President
of the United States be- aud he is hereby re-
res to hold suitable memorial services ON Oct.
IL, 1852, commemorative Of the
400th anniversary of the discovery of
America and that they and each of them cause
to be prepared statue, painting, tablet or
other suitable memorial illustrative of the re-
sources, progress and development of such
state or territory, and that such memorial be
other states and territories during said exposi-