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Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05
CAPITAL, S5OO.OOO.OO.
SURPLUS, 100000.
Security Trust and Safe Deposit
Company,
5l9 MARKET ST. WILMINGTON. DEL.
5l9 MARKET ST.. WILMINGTON, DEL.

MONEY UNEMPLOYE or waiting investment can
be made TO earn you Interest If deposited with
this company.
INTEREST PAID on deposits of money as fol-
lows: per cent on deposits payable on de-
mand by check, same as banks; "a per cent on
deposits payable after 10 days notice; per
cent. on deposits payable after 80 days notice
Special rates for large sums to remain for a year
or longer.
SPECIAL ATTENTION given to the accounts of
Ladies, also to those of Executors, AdminstTa.
tors, Trustees, Guardians and Receivers.
The Company acts by authority of law as
Executor, Administrator Guardian, Receiver and
Agent. and executes trusts of every description.
Correspondence solicited and full information
furnished concerning any branch of the Com
panys business. Send for pamphlet.
BENZ. NIELDS, JAS b. CLARKSON,
President. Treas. & Sec.
H. c. ROBINSON, JNO S. ROSSELL,
Vice President. Trust Officer.
DIRECTORS:
Benjamin Nields JOS. II. Chandler NJ. D
Henry G. Robinson, J. Davis Sister,
VIM. J. McClary, William NJ Field,
Phillip Plunkett, Charles L. Fritz,
James A Hart, Archibald A. Capelle,
Henry +. Dure, VIM. X. Brinckle,
VIM. F. Bancroft. Samuel G Simmons,
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Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05
WHOLE NO. 1896.
The Seaside Bellies Lament.

There's enough salt water
For any Ewes daughter
By thesea
There's good enough breeze
Blows over the seas;
There's plenty of air,
And little to spare,
You'll agree.
All theSe are good things which we fully applaud
but young men were not there and the seq IS
fraud.
Poets tell of the glow
mat the bright mOOnbealns throw
On the sea
They talk by the hour
OF its peace and its power.
Aud then poets are slow.
And besides they don't know
You1l agree
lhaI inc place where you never behold a mans
face,
No poet can boom: it's no kind ola place
The SEA breathes a balm
And meaSureless calm.
50 they say:
And its sunlighted breast
Tells - 4SSe;Si - -.
There is health in its breath
For the tired to death
Every day
But the young mans a stubborn, prolonged
abStantee
ana 'he sea Is humbug ] don't like the sea.
8. w. F0ss IN Yankee Blade.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Yeast, on the cars-"Where are you
going ?"
Crimsonbeak-"To the country, for
couple of weeks"
"OG for d little quiet and rest, sup
pose"
ooh dear, no My wife's going with
! ne. She il in the next car"
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Convict-"Excuse me ma'am, you
dropped your handkerchief"
Lady-"Thank you, you are very
good"
Convict, eagerly-'Say, ma'am, you
couldn't manage to persuade the gov
ernor of that, could yerP"
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

1t is seldom indeed that the following
question is answered correctly offhand;
A train starts daily from San Fran
cisco to New York and one daily from
New York TO San Francisco, the journey
lasting five days. How many trains will
a traveller meet in journeying from New
York to San Francisco?
About ninety-nine persons out of a
hundred would say five trains, as mat
ter Of course. The fact is overlooked
that every day during the journey a fresh
train is starting from tie other end, while
there are FIVE trains on the way to begin
with. Consequently the traveller will
meetnot FIVE trains but ten.--New York
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

The distention of the stomach which
many people feel after eating, may Dc
due to improper mastication OF the
food; but, in most cases, it indicates a
weakness of the digestive organs, the
best remedy for which is one of Ayers
Pills, to be taken after dinner.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Take these berries away" said
boarder at cheap boarding house as
he handed his small allowance to the
waiter. what is the matter v it'll the
berries?" said the landlady. moth
ing, madam; it is the number object
to. There are just IS, and don't
want to die before the year is out.
The landlady added another berry,
Detroit Free Press.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

London occupies no more area than
Philadelphia, but it contains more pop
ulation than does Pennsylvania. 1t
has over five millions and half ofpeo-
pie. More than New York, Philadel-
phia and Chicago combined. What an
army to feed and what a place for a
famine
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Water refracts light. That may be
why trout looks seven feet long when
you see him in the water, and meas
ures only about seven half-inches when
YOU get him into the boat.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Ifalive, Charlie Ross is old enough
to vote. He was abducted July, l,
1874.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05
Texas and Delaware.

A spicy little sOliloquy ensued the
other day between the Delaware and
Texas Worlds Fair Commissioners
when they met in Chicago. 1t seems
that the big state Of Texas could only
muster two commissioners while the
little state of Delaware had FIVE. TIE
Blue Hens Chickens being in the large
majority, were inclined to poke fun at
tEetwO lonely Texans. The Chicago
Ecening- F6st give the following account
of the collOquy that ensued: --,
Texas and Delaware, the big and
the little, met the other day in the Of
ice of Secretary Dickinson in the per-
sons of their respective Worlds Fair
representatives, and Immediately sailed
into each other. Delaware had five
Quakers to represent her,while the
millions of acres of Texas were repre-
scented by a single pair under their
broad-brimmed sombrerOs. The dele
gates from Delaware all crowded to-
gether and lowed that Texas must be
a great state when it could only send
two delegates to look after the Worlds
Fair.
"Well, we can't go out in the yard
and whistle and sxmmon our whole
commission" retOrted President Hur-
ley of the lone star crowd.
"And in Delaware" replied Presi-
dent Smith, we can't travel without
seeing some one we know"
That's SO. A good days ride
would take you out of the state of
Delaware"
"Well, good days ride wouldn't
take you to your nearest neighbor in
Texas"
ut was here found necessary to in
terfere, and Delaware and Texas were
locked in different rooms"
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Little Majorie, from the city, is a
great source of amusement to her
Uncle Ira, up to a certain point. Her
questions made him laugh heartily
until she asked about 300, and then
they began to pail. Here is the way
she began care you going to harness
the oxen, now, Uncle Ira? What makes
they have wooden brides Someti mes
why don't you drive the big pig in the
cart, Uncle Ira ? Don't pigs ever take
any bath ? When do the thistles be
ready to NOW? What makes the cat
nip tickle my fingers so? Ut is a net
tle.) Uncle Ira, why don't there be
any beefsteaks up here in the country I?
Don't you have any markets? What
makes you have bunting-sheep, Uncle
Trap What makes only just the bunt-
ing.sheep have horns ?" About this
time Uncle Ira ceased to find the ques-
tiOns funny, and began to answer them
with mere grunts.-BOstOn Transcript.
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

A hard working woman was asked {:
Madam, are you a woman suf'rag-
ist?"
mo, sir" was the answer, 81 haven't
time to be-"
Haven't time ?" Well, if you had
the privilege of voting, whom would
you support"
1.-THE same man l have supported
for the last ten years"
"And who is that ?"
my husband"
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05
BUTCHER BONE
PHOSPHATE!

The undersigned is now prepared TO
furnish, in large or small quantities
his celebrated BUTCHER BONE
PHOSPHATE, at his factory at Leip-
sic, Kent county, Delaware. This re-
liable phosphate is highly recommend
ed by prominent farmers of this county
and it has given satisfaction whenever
used.
Apply by letter or in person to
JOHN H. FLEMING,
LEIPSIC,
KENT COUNTY, DELAWARE,
Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1891-08-05

Last spring, while the entire Allan
tic coast was almost drowned under
the unusual rainfalls of that season, the
West was suffering from a drOuth that
was almost unparalleled but the con-
ditiOns are exactly changed at the
present writing. For weeks past no
rain has fallen along the coast, while
the West has been visited by tOrnadOes
tidle-waves, and torrents of rain.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
Chamber of Commerce Meeting.

There was no quorum present at the
meeting " the Chamber u Commerce
directors last night, NO the question Of
comforting with the municipal author.
tiles regarding revision Of the city
charter was only talked over In n gen.
ofal way. Another meeting viii be-
held In the near future at which com.
mittee from the City Council Ia cx.
pccted TO he present. Another meeting
Of the Chamber Of Commerce was
announced Tor this afternoon aud
evening, 10 consider communication
from the Culmor Bros, relative 10
home industries.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

The two things most 20 be dreaded by
The public lecturer, according 20 George
X. Vending. in The ulobe-Dcmocrit.
are the introducing iiend and the spare
room busncss. 80 lecture committees
can ever understand. apparently. that
lecturer wants 10 20 to hotel aud have
BIS time 10 himself. In peace aud quiot.
before be- speaks There are some good
souls who even insist ON making large
dinner or tea party and inviting all the
uotahles u tine place 20 call on the
speaker just before the hour Tor tho
greatest effort OF his life. Ihrlc people
and those who insist ON making lee.
turcr tnke the spare room in q private
house aud entertain company will un.
doubtedly go when they die 20 the same
place with the girl who quickens the
kitchen fire with kerosene
Mr.. vending assures us that iectur
Ing ia not dying out, that on the con.
trary It was never more prosperous At
present annually there are certainly not
l'rH iUAl utNAN hhNlA fH'H NtlNNfttl IN
lecture courses every year The bust.
mess is mainly In the hands Of four lee.
turU bureaus that mako engagements
Tor the speakers aud make a chargr Tor
advertising and commission These arc
tho Rcdpath Of Boston and Chicago. the
Star u New York, slayiou cf Chicago
aud New York and Major Ponds bu.
rcau Of New York.
Mr.. Vending gives the names 81
nearly 2OO persons who mako much or
all of their living In the lecture field.
aud Ia some eases 70 lisa handsome liy.
Ing, Ia bic own for instance. Ho him
self has spoken 1900 night. Ia seven
year.. The prices range an The way from
$50 down tos2j for . single lecture. OF
the lisi u speakers given tho ,Imo u
most ~ them Is fairly vcli occupied.
and dozen " them have more engage.
mcnts than they eau on ltisa little
odd, the numhcr u preacher outho list.
There ave over fifty who have time from
their pastoral labor 20 devote 90 Jay lee.
lures, but not single doctor \ ply.
stefan, to practice his pruir sion success.
fully, cannot travel aud leave hi. pa.
ucn,H az home
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
The Ycwsboys' Feast.

on Thanksgiving Day Of last year
Colonel II. G. Lett 4 Son gave a splcn.
did dinncr to the nowsboys Of this city.
The boys were then promised that a
dinner would be rendered them an.
nually. Yesterday they received the
following
We desire 10 say that we have not for
gotten the invitation extended you on
last Thanksgiving to dine with us one
year from that time. Therefore. please
call ut Our Office, room ~. Commercial
bank building. aud give " your names
" that we can arrange for your entertain
mont ON the coming THANKSGIVING.
II. e.. bIrr 4 Son.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
Sunset Mining Company.

Articles OF incorporation Of the sun
set Mining company have been filed
with the county clerk. The capital
stock Ia placed at 81 100000 divided
into 9bO,O shares Of the par value Of
81 each.
The officers ofthc company are w.
W. Chisholm, treasurer; J.F. Bradley,
secretary; John r. Lynch Duncan
Kendall, W. NJ. Bradley, j. +. Brad.
ley.
The principal oiilce or place Of busl'
ness sin this city, aud the property
mentioned Ia located In West Noun.
tain Mining district, salt Lake county,
utah. The stock Is subscribed for and
held ns follbws:
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

a new way Of making farms pay s.
gradually being developed in the vicinity
OF cities. To tho favom1ly situated
farmer Ia such locality thor, 81 one
valuable paying crop that never fails
Thst {, tho summer balulgr. Il has
long been found that DE best WAY to sell
grain Is TO make Il wall, on upon H. own
icct In the shape Of fat live stock. and
the same fact Is beginning 90 be- appr,ci.
at'd in the os4e Of iaItn fruits aud ycgc.
tables. Every summer moro aud more
persons 90 back 10 nature awhile In the
country, and find they can afford IL bet.
Ter thnn not. It l. money Ia the pocket
OF both the city dwcllcr and tho farm
folk who maintain good table on tho
products ~ their own ground. Many
New England farmers who We're de.
spondent as to even maKing a living any
longer on their rocky bands have brought
back property through tho summer
byaulcr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
NOTICE RrGAHpINu NEGLICr TO
REPORT DISEASES Subject
10 QtsHsNIiNI

Attention IL hereby called 10 the fol
lowing Rules Of the Board Of Health,
aud request II made that all pcrons In.
tercstsd In the suppression and pre-.
v.ntion Of disease, kindly report 10 the
Health Authorities any cases whatever
Of contagious or infectious diseases
coming 10 their knowledge. / wish
also 10 state, IN view " false rumor-
which have come TO me, that there Ia no
reason why any u the schools Of the
city should 10 closed, there being at
the present tiine very few cases under
quarantine restrictions.
LOklE HALL,
Health Commissioner.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
Health Commissioner.
Rules Approved by Board OF Health,
August 9Th, 1890.

RUIZ |. II shall be- the duty Of ali
physicians 10 report immcdiatelytn the
Board OF Health NIL cases Of Diph.
liberia, small Pox aud Scarlet Fever.
RULE II. The place wherein aBy
person 0r persons are located having
any Of the diseases mentioned In Rule
|. shall have displayed thereon Vel.
low Flag, upon which j. printed, IN
plain black letters, the name Of the III.
ease which therein exists.
RULE III. IL shall be unlawful Tor
any person NJ penons To remove or in
trrier., In any way, with said nag
without permission from Health Com
missioner.
RULE ~. No person who IL or has
been affected with any Of the diseases
named In Rulr !, shall be permitted Ia
leave the house In which he or she IL .
sides, or lodges, without a permit from
the hoard Of Health, 10 be Issued on re-
ceipt OF n certificate from the attending;
physician that all danger Of cOmmuni-
eating the disehse has passed; aud no
person residing or lodging In house
wherein such disease Is present shall
attend school, church or other public
place, without permission from the
Board OF Health.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

Tho following business was trans.
acted IN the Probate court before Judge
Bsrtch yesterday afternoon.
Estate Of Clarisss Robinson. petition
for letters OF ADMINISTRATION; T.. n.
Fafnsworth appointed Admini-trstor
aud bond filed mt $1,000. Continued
until November 10.
Estate Of Amos Fielding: December
let M the date for hearing petition for
distribution.
Estate and guardianship 4 Sarah T..
CAvanaugh, December Q set 10 hear
petition for settlement aud accounting.
Estate Of Hiram IA. Eldrdge; pro-
bate Of will pending.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

Tho telephone has an enyiablo rcputs.
ton In one family at least. An old
farmer who keeps a summer boarding
house ON the st. John nyor, in New
Brunswick, was asked by an American
how letters should be- addressed 20 reach
him. "Oh. don't mind tho letters he
said, there's telephone up 10 the
house, Whenever you want me. just
call me up aud my wife will answer
you" 'Bnt,' said the other, "rm an
American aud | may want TO write You
some time" "Wcll,' answered the old
farmer "havent You people got tcle.
phones Ia Your country "Of course,
but "Woll," interrupted tho Cana.
dian, "then just call me up when you
want me aud guess you'll getus," That
settled the discussion right there. New
York Tribune,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

The United States ranks high among
the coffee drinking nations, being sur.
passed by Belgium aud Holland alone.
III. average uou,un,Iti1l q osiicc per
inhabitaut in this country last year was
tight aud u quarter pounds, while that
d tea was bot one and two.tei-hs
pounds Conco h the national beverage
4 tho United S,atns. Chicago Tribune
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

TIM BEsr sALvE In the world for
Cuts, Bruises, sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chappcd
Hands, Chilblains, COrns and all Skin
Eruptions, aud positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. II IA guaranteed 10
give perfect satisfaction or money re-.
funded. Price - cent? per box. For
fale by A. Smith 4 60.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

The big llinnetok steam saw mill
wns burned In the ground.
Anton job elainen was murdered tho
other day on u street in Nibofg. The
murderer N unknown.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

whcn BABY was sick. We save ici Casioria
when she sss chill. she cried tor Caiiofia
when shs b~tams Miss, she olunT 20 cali'rtA
when she hal Chiliru. Abe gave them casiofiA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

Upon Hood's safsapa-llla "a a positlvt
remedy for every form OF scfof,,la
salt rherm, boils, pimplrs, snd ri
other diseases caused by impure blood
II ,Hdicstss every Inquiry. and nj
tho same time tones aud viiali,es III,
whole system.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

"Dr. Halle Health Pamphlet,
ought TO be- In the POSSESSION ofcvefy
family who values good health.
George Goddard Agent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

Constipation, and sll troubles with
the digestive organs and the liver, are
cured by Hood's Pills. Unuquallcd rs
q dinner Pill.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

"sEtTioN l. That any person who
violates, disohcys, omits, neglecis VI re-
ni,os to comply with or roslsts any ~ tho
rules, orders, ptOelamauons or sanitary
regulations ~ tho Hoard OF Health.
Health Commissioner or Mayor, or who
omits. neglocts or refuses 10 comply with
or why, who reslsts any officers or orders
or special regulations Of said board VI
Health, Health commissioner or Mayor,
shall, upon conviction DO fined la II sum
not lees than Five $500 Dollars, nor
more than one Hundred $1,000 Dol
Lara
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10
FOR FURNITURE

NWFF Y FFFHF Y NJ
Carpets, Wall Paper, Uphol-
story, Curtains. Polos. Shades.
otC., call on
NEVE q CHILD,
~ T.. First South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-11-10

GIN n Silver Tea Set On the Weekly
Ten Per Cent. lns,allment plan, at l..
HollaBjer's Jcwelry Store, l4s Main
Street. dim
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-01-07

use
pom DIS
EX 7 Rae 7
for Muscular
Rheumatism

WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS:
A PROMINENT NEW YORK PLY.
slclAN GIVES THIS ADVICE FOR THE
CURE OF MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM:
BE regular in your habits, eat and
drink only what you need. If the intestinal
action is sluggish take course of cathar-
tics. Have tho painful muscles rubbed
thoroughly, frequently and foNently, using
some soothing lotion. | like PONDS Ex.
TRACT for such conditions, and it will
promptly take out the soreness"
WHAT THE PATIENT SAYS:
my WHO has boon afflicted with tho rhOuma.
ti.m for tho past five weeks. and, aftOr using
every known linimont, your PONDS EXTRACT
came, and wO rejoice to say Il ia helping hOr very
mveh."-R.sp. FISHER, indianapolis, Ind.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-01-07

There cannot well be two opinions
concerning the case of Rev. Howard Nc
Queary, now to be tried for heresy be-
fore committee Of the Diocese Of Ohio
His published views as he has chosen to
give them to the world arc at variance
not only with the views Of the Protestant
Episcopal church but with the funda-
mental doctrines OF Christianity.
It is enough that he is not in accord
with his own church. Whom clergy
man reaches this point he should not
wait to be tried. He should step out
first and express his views afterwards.
As soon as he finds that he cannot con-
scientiously live under the old roof he
should seek another.
Some. ministers, who like to regard
themselves as advanced thinkers, with
more courage than their fellows, prefer
TO remain long enough to create scandal
and have themselves forced out after
bitter contention. Then the lecture
platform or an effort to gather an indie.
pendent congregation.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-01-07
NEw AnYERrIsEMENTs

WTANTErs-GooD SECONDHAND
w spring wagon. ADDRESS &C" this office.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-01-07

The British press is much concerned
lest Secretary Blaine involve the two
countries in war against the sentiment
of his own country. There is in this
country no such one man power as this
supposes. Moreover Secretary Blaine,
speaking for the Administration, has
shown anything but desire for war.
He has put up with the uniustifable
delays and extra.diplomatic evaslons Of
England until there is little virtue left
in patience.
The American Secretary Of State has
sought by every honorable means
known to diplomacy to bring England
face to face with the real question in
yolyed, and England has as persistently
dodpedbehind false Issues. Thiscountry
does not want war with anybody.
Our policy is peace, as our whole his.
tory shows. Nevertheless, il the ques-
ton cannot be settled in any other way,
II England shall persist in her present
course, this country will have to take
her stand firmly on the side Of her rights
and Of her Eelt respect.
The question involves more than lit
lie territory and a few thousand seal. 1t
touches the standing Of the United
States among the nations Of the earth.
II foreign power may do to usandwith
us what it pleases, We may as well have
no national government as far as protec-
lection OF the property and lives Of our