The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1891-07-04
puNaENr PARAGRAPHS.


Take lesson from the strawberry
box. 1t is never full. WestAeld On. J.)
Standard.
He Was His Equal "Smithers says
you're not his equal" Hes lying
sneak. am."-Springfeld Graphic.
"A Far-sighted Youth---"Can you af.
ford to marry?" 81 think SO. have o
clergyman friend who'll do Il cheap."--
Epoch.
--Artist--''How do you like the por.
trait?" Sitter-"Well, l don't exactly
like the nose" Artist "Neither do /
but it's yours. "-Harper's Bazaar.
microscopic. = Mike - "Phwat's
microbe, Pat?" Pat--"Sure It's the
most invisible thing ye iver saw
brakes Magazine.
"A Bad Actor.-A wag, speaking Of
an unsuccessful actor, said: ambition
egged him onto the stage and disgusted
audiences egged him off of it. t.'-Yanl1ee
Blade.
--She-'I hear that Mr.. Sheffield Hall
has written such a fine thesis that it
will soon be out in print Lopher, '91
SO, that's nothing, my thesis was
out in print before wrote itr'-Yale
Record
Stupid. -He-"I remember once
asking you for kiss" She--"What
did say?" He-"Nothing; you were
silent" She-"And don't you know
what silence means?" He--"No." She
-"Stupid fellowV'-Yankee Blade.
--"Snip," said the tailor's dude GUS
toner, measure me for $40 outfit
I'm going to act the poor man here
after" so, l hope it's not so bad as
that?" eyes, I'm determined. I'm go-
ing to pay for this suit. IN. Y. Con-
tinent.
-Howard-'I don't see how Peter
man came to die such a lingering death"
Van Ccup-"You never knew him did
you?" Howard-"No." Van Coup
"Well, if you had, you'd have under
stood Deaths rcluctancer'-Louisville
Courier-J ournal.
The Only Things Injured. There
was fire in Smarvin's safe factory last
night" "Was much damage done?"
"Well, it wasn't big enough fire to
hurt the building at all, but it ruined
all the safes in stock. k."-Saturday Even
ing Herald.
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riage does not come Are you sure you
ordered it?" said she. Yes; that is, 1
wrote for it." said he. "That accounts
for it," said she. why do you say
that?" "You are so non-committal when
you write. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Odd Cent. -Grocer-"Petter
you try some dis fine limburger. Only
twenty-six cents a pound" Wickwire
why don't you make the price an
even quarter? Why not knock off that
extra cent?" Grocer-"Vy. my friendt,
dot extra scent is vot makes it sell"
Indianapolis Journal.
Mr.. Sinnicl1ure, register of deeds,
comes homes utterly exhausted and
throws himself into chair, to the con-
sternation of his family. Mrs. s.
(greatly agitated) is it, my
dear?" Mr.. SO, I'm completely used
up! My deputy has been working hara
all day!'-Toronto Grip.
"A pale person applied for admit
tance to public hospital. SIT will be
necessary" said the resident physician,
''for you to undergo medical eYami-
nation" When the examination had
been made the resident physician said:
Il am very sorry, sir, but you are by
no means sound and able bodied man.
You are, in fact, SO i'll, that you al
likely to die any day We can not ad.
rnit you. San Francisco Examiner.
Entertaining Reading - Farmer
"That was stavin' paper you got out
last week" Country Editor-I an
glad to hear you were pleased with it.
Farmer-"Them stories you had il
about them fellers bein cured of long
standin' diseases We're the entertaining
est bits of news I've read for long
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