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The sun., 1891-01-31
VIC may DC happy ye
You bot "

We are not aware of ever having signifled
a preference for this above all other poems
but, since its selection has boon attributed to
us. why not stand by it? Certainly 1t is OF q
higher order of poetry. or. as MATTHEW Ar
MOLD would say 1t has the accent of nobler
genius than any Of the other poems thus con.
nected with the several gentlemen named by
the Urbana Citizen. On the wholo We incline
to rect content with the Ctizsn's assignment
The sun., 1891-01-31
saved Her the Trouble.

From he American Grocer
Landiady-Lsts SEE Mr.. Impscune owes me TO
three weeks' board You ussdn't mind tustins NJ
tmpecuuc' room this morning Jana
Jane-No mum the EiniemanS done II hi,selI
LandAdy-Dcne whatf
Jhne-uustsdI
The sun., 1891-01-31
A Drean 90 be stoppod.

"A OreND 20 DO btoPpod.
Hs-Phnosophy teaches NJ mAxvslIeas thinEa
she-lndesdi
He-Yea Yor Instance it teaches thAs am merely
dream existing In your mind-sr-. bat Why are you
piuching YOURSELF
she-Tm trying to awake from the dream
The sun., 1891-01-31

1t Is safe TO say that CLEVELAND hasn't sent
his condolences to Senator laGALLs.-Bosion He,ald
We suppose not. 1t happens that INGALLS,.
the only Senator for whose defeat CLEVELAND
expressed q desire. voted with the Demo.
Gratis against the Force bill.
The sun., 1891-01-31
College Girls suowbsniAs In Gym.ssiu.


The Smith College freshmen and sopho-
mores had Iolly time OF 1t Tuesday afternoon
In q snowbsliIng mach. The fair fighters
built snow forts. which each side aitem ptsd 10
canturc. The sOphomores claim the victory
while Tho freshmen say all the rules wsro Il t
observed
The sun., 1891-01-31

Itappears that our esteemed contemporary
the Urbana Citizen has been discovering the
names of the favorite poems" OF number OF
citizens. The Hon. ROGER QUARLEs MILLS
OF Texas prelers BLACKLoCK's Power Of
1nnocence;" Gen. ALGER OF Michigan likes
best LoNGFELLow's Psalm of Life:' Mr.
ROBERT 7. PORTER OF the Census names
BYRoN's "Ode to Napoleon" JAMES WHITcoMD
RILEY the Hoosier. likes RILEYs t?) Bravo
Love-" Col. INGEHsoLL Of New York votes for
BuRSss To Mary in Heaven :" and tho Editor
of The Sun is credited with preference for
that immortal and poetic expression Of op-
timistic philosophy employed by Chinese
washerman OF San Francisco:
The sun., 1891-01-31

pectorAnt-AaU
The sun., 1891-01-31
The Telephone orLoxs

The Telephone or Love.
From the FhstoAelrhla zImea
A poet wrote to his lady love
hear each word ron say,
Tor my ears stretch out TO where you are
Though ten thousand Uilfs away"
The sun., 1891-01-31

An interesting incident Of the police captains
dinner came after It WAS all over. Several hun.
dred men. more or less we'll known. stood In
line outside the banquet hail. saoh waiting for
bis turn 10 present check and get lis overcast
behiud the stalwart form OF Capt Miiea In
sleetGr ByInes stood near tho tsil-Snd OF tho
he measnrsd another dlstinguishsII guest
with critical eye. inspector WiiiIass oked
lost, crowded betweeh Two w0civiliap-. Probably
keep o,hors In line compelled TO take 6sIr oWa
medicine.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The facilities ofthe present day f8i
the production 81 everything that viii
conduce % the material welfare and
comfort of mankind are almost uulim.
lied and hen Syrup Of Figs Wa hrsi
produced the world wss enriched with
the only effect laxative known, as i-
the only remedy which j. truly pleas
ing and refreshing % the taste and
prompt ana effrctual q cleanse the
system gently in the springtime or IN
fact, AZ any time. and the better II is
known the more popular IL becomse.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Why continue the use OF irritating
powders, snuff or liquids. Ely's
Cream Balm, pleasant Of Application
and a SUR cure for catarfn aud cold
in head, cln be bad for soc. II is
easily applied into the no-Irils, Is safe
and pleasant, and il curing the most
obstinate case. 1t gives relief al
me-.
The proprietors Of Eiy's Cream
Balm do not claim il 70 be cure-all,
but a sure remedy FOR catanh, colds 10
the held and hay fever. II + not a
liquid or a snuff, but 10 easily applied
into the nos,n &. II gives relief NJ
oues
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Fred Kreidler. jr and G. r. Mid
dleton went Duck hunting on 5atur-
day aud Sunday. We givea verbatim
report OF the trip: "a quart Of mellow
horn is the only thing that KEEP; us
alive during the two days" We were
threatened with Ticking II We pub.
lished this and vii modify the state
ment by adding that the hunter
killed twenty two ducks and eight
snipes and that thc weather was very
cold.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Sealed proposals will be received by
the undersigned up to 5 o'clock .. m.
Of Monday, Oct. IL, 1881, for supplying
the public school in Miles City with
wood and coal Tor n year. Bids to
be endorsed Proposals for Coal" or
Wood" as the case msy be, and adj
dressed 70 the undersigned. The
board Of trustees reserve the right to
reject any or all bids.
By order OF board.
J. b. COLLINS.
Clerk OF School Board.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Early yesterday morning It was
cold. at breakfast time II showed, At
noon IL hailed. and during the after
noon the SUI shOne warmly, with in
dications OF the return Of the clear,
bright days we usually enjoy at this
time OF year.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Porter Boston desires 10 inform the
public that he has engaged In the wood
business, and hereafter will be pleased
to receive orders fer stove wood. He
guarantees to furnish first class wood,
and would like to receive n share OF
the public patronage. Orders may be
left at this Office.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The stormy weather during the last
few days has rendered IL very disa-
greeable and dangerous for loading
cattle. J. b. Lea Lost six large steers
which wree trampled 10 death in the
corral while loading at Custer, and 1t
was only with great effort that the
sullen cattle were driven into the cars.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

vapor Poison and it, Antidote.
The morning and evening mists that pervAde
the atmosphere Of maiarious localities cannot be
breaihed With impunity. A safeguard is needed
10 render harmless the dangerous miasmata with
which they are impregnvted. The surest, safest
defense is Hostetters stomach Bittsrs. Il is On
AntidOte to the poison which has already beeh
Inhaled and bone fruit, an adequate preventive
Of it, harmful effects, No preparative for breath
ss Of miArma tainted afr or drinksr Of malaria
tainted water like the Bitters. Il completely
neutraliEes the Otherwise irresistible ONSET Of the
serial foe. settler on newly cleared land. sxea-
vaton Of canal routes tnOtably that on 1.-THE isthmus
Of Panamal western pioassu and smigraDts-in
rhort, all subject 70 malarial Influences in air or
vatsr and "a . benign remedy, an sGsctuAl sale
guard. Disorder Of the stomach. liver ana bow.
sls. Ia grippe. Ihsumatism and kidney complaints
as rsmsdisd By The BIttsrz.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

We are pleased 10 note that our old
and good friend. Mr.. Mclaughlin.
who for some years past has represent
ed the Kansas City rOsd IN Montana
has recently been appointed superin-
tendent Of terminals with jurisdiction
fro m Minneapolis 10 liver Grove
MINI. This il quite boost for Mac"
and no u will grudge him his good
luck,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Parties who have suffered from In
dian depredations and can furnish any
testimony in regard to the facts, should
communicate with Mr.. ]. b. Collins.
whose card lie published elsewhere In
this issue. Mr.. Collins will take de-
positions and prepare the papers neces-
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The SEC which fell TO the east ana
west Of us during Friday aud Saturday
WAS followed by rain and warmer
temperature, and the cold snap has
quit ", leaving Us the enjoyment Of
bAlmy Indian summer.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Geo. McNider has this year raised
on his one acre garden patch, across
the track, 20 bushels Of potatoes, be-
sides other vegetables, AID feels very
proud OF his achievement In the agri-
cultural line.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

eluded the officers for q whole week,
was found At Hathaway, and brought
back r. jail. He was yesterday adj
Judged insane.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Any one having claims against the
Maequeen house up 10 October lst,
1891, will please present the same for
payment not later than October lst.
Those indebted will please call and
settle Immediately, Is the house has
changed hands.
GEO. T. HANNAHs.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Testimony in the case Of Pierre
Wibaux va. Nelson Morris & Co. is
now being taken in this city by a
number Of legal gentlemen from
Chicago. The suit, IL will be remem-
bered. ison an alleged breach Of con
tract on the part Of Nelson Morris 4
Co. and involves q large amount Of
money.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

TheNe w Merchants hotel, Of Helena,
reopened Oct. lst. 1891. This hotel,
which enjoys n irst-class reputation
for cleanliness, comfort, large elegant
rooms; with steam beat. electric light
and good cuisine, will endeavor to
sustain its reputation, and merit a con-
tinuance Of its former patronage.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The first animal meeting Of the
-s'Ockbolders Of the Accidental MN
ing Company, foo the election Of trus-
tees and f1r -uch other business ~ may
regularly cone before II, will b. held
a. Miles City, on Monday, October ~.
1891. :. a. PEPPER,
President.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

A cablegram was received here last
night announcing the death Of the
Earl OF Portsmouth, the father Of Oil
yer II. WALTON.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The two famous trotting stations,
Nelson and Allerton, enter today In
trot for a $4,000 purse at Cedar Rap
lds. Iowa.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

There will be a special meeting Of
the Good Templars Thursday evening
for the transaction Of such business b.
may come be%foreit. A full attendance
h. desired.
By order Of C.. 7.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Mrs. Geo. +. Haunahs. accompanied
by Mater Roy departed yesterday on
the oon train for Chicago. a large
gathering Of friends were At the depot
T. bid them farewell.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06
Notice

MeIntire's Bazaar will change
hands January LIST, 1892 Parties in
debted to US are requested TO make
settlement at once, as all accounts
must be closed before the above date.
September 10. 1891.
MCINTIRE's BAZAAR.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

"Why, now / cannot get enough 10
eat" says one lady who formerly had
no appetite, but took Hoods Sarsapa-
rflla-
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The Mcqueen house barber shop
was yesterday reopened. Eugene Tracy
accepting the position as tOnsOrial
artist there.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

A. T. Farnum arrived here yes
terday from Vermont with a carload
Of Merino bucks, which be will try to
dispose Of to our sheepmen.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

You can keep your plants fresh and
without trouble by using the reservoir
Flower Pois. All sizes sold nc c. L..
Mel, ills hard ware II. ~.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06
LIABILITIES

State Of Montana. County Of Custer. 80;
LIZ Z. Batchelor, cashier Of the abovenamed
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state
ment. IL true 20 the best of NY kowledge and
belief r r. BACHELOR, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn 70 before me this 5th
day Of October, 1891 CHAS W. SEYDE
Notary Public
Gno scHnETZ SDireotorA
G. r. MDDLEroN.)
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

G. G. Harsrum, who was stricken
down by an epileptic fit on Saturday
night, returned yesterday to the ranch
in a much improved condition.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Allen Ireland aud Charlie Cobb
went o1t sunday and killed enough
ducks and rabbits to furnish their
friends an elegant free lunch at the
Club saloon lat night.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

J. L. DeHart came down from Liv-
ingston on Sunday on business for the
Minnesota Transfer stock yards.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Chas. Le5uer loaded Is ears Of cattle
At the stock yards yesterday. shipping
40 Chicago.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

E. @. JaffrAy returned on Sunday
from Custer, where he has been ship
ping for Bennett a Hamilton.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

o. L. Peavey, who keeps the general
merchandise store At FOrsyth, was In
the city yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

~. p. smith, ROsenbaum's live stock
rep" is back from = trip up the road
loading cattle.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Hank Greenvsy loaded up biz
wagon yesterday with supplies Of all
descriptions for the cowboys on the
range, and lef, for a IT p through the
country.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

svante Alfred Stat. the insane
swsde, who escaped from custody and
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Miss Daisy Glib, formerly Of this
city, will today be joined in wedlock
to Mr.. James Campbell Of Red Lodge,
Mont. Hearty congratulations.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06
Post Office Regulations.

Eastern mail Through, local and regis
teredl closes At. . ....s-. -..s s. Aps
Eastern mail for points east Of Mandan
only closes AZ. ..... ....... . % -.-..h 90 p. M.
Western mail Through, local and regis
tered closes at .....- .......... ..--.sO 90 p. M
Western mail for Helena, Mont, closes
......... 10 % a. m.
sundays-urhce open from ll:30a, INTO 1880 pm.
spearhsh mail closes Mondayss Wednesday, and
Friday At 3 q. m.
Tongue river mail closes Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fri tays a. : q. IA.
yncc opena---.----. .- 5000 n NJ
Once clOses-..--...-. ss.ss.sss-.s..--s--s s-ss.-t p M
Money ORDER y M
Registry closes p. M
HAS. ". sEYDE, Y. N.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Fine pianos and organs; eastern
prices guaranteed aud easy ~enstAll-
ment.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Van Dyke aud Loud loaded 10 can
yesterday for shipment to Chicago.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Capt NeAte shipped q carload Of
horses to Dakota on Sunday night.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

II. W. NietmaH came down from
Lame Deer agency Yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

]. H. McIlvAine has been in the city
the last few days from St. Louis, Mo.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Lemp's celebrated lager beer at
Billiards..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Fall styles of the popular Knox
derby hats received al Orschel's.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

The gents scarfs "Etruria" and
"Umbria" are the novelties in fall
ueckwear.
G.. b. TOWERS & Co.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

David Tuckhorn lie a visitor in the
city from Chicago.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

F. ]. Crane is Registered at the Mac :
queen from st. Paul.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

H. R. Phillips went to Chicago yes
terday morning.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

G. p. Purnett came 20 town yestsr-
day from Fort McGinnis.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

sary 10 bring the case before the United
States Court Of Claims and see that IL
Is properly presented to that tribunal.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

J. B. Lea aud H. Curry are visitors
srom Flat Willow. Mont.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Mrs. E. II. Johnson arrived on last
nights train from the east.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Fresh cuts Of vesl, Mutton and Beef
at Hollis Meat Market.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Empty -four and gunny sacks, at
Cases City Bakery.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06
LOCAL 1T EMS.

Clean cotton rags wanted at this
offics.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

city.
For Budweiser beer call a. Professor
Rachfs.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

c. H. Spencer, Of Chic4gO, Is in the
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06
STOCK GROWERS NATIONAL BANK
STATEMENT.

Report Of the condition Of the stock Growers
National Bank. at Miles CITY. in the state 81
Montana, al the close Of business, September
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-06

Report % the condition Of the FIRST National
hauE- ar NLs- Cts, iu o.. State OF Montana.
at the clp-e uf business, september .. I.qI-
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
A Newly Hatched Ostrich.

Tl,a -. -f.L a..... -. -. ~ - ~
.aaS la. - ,oa ess' a'v nuV aral.'' ~ iarge
.ha, onan = XIV H'''.. 'i''anu'e inyy ~y ouI III
saV og," N. s" "o.a' any Ju'' - : was nniig,ns
49, y, ,,a v"e ~, ".ssaui5 nasiis ly jacket
s9aa. aso '"v 'e9''0 oSp''osi pcrlp1in an ul
w., ea'npu l'aUu ~, 'no " lnv eSgs ofoSe
opvn ,a,.. anu ens p'l'l'u ne'le osVlien. im,
aaa.,.s''i 'ns.Y 49,, "Is s,e,s uo'iliio'lon, aa
49, g 'u7neu ,s o'e''Vp'essiy N our uitec,
oo,,' o,va ana seeper Mas sa'u .no news, ana
,aSa ~e "Iii w. s si " W'su eiasiislons = suf
.s saa,ho.. ~ t saaisou a.'e sMo le,lces az .le
a la,snea. WY plst,'ipe from 'ne nio'her oStrieh
euu u,"ue W ine u'receiot oi Tue newcomer !
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
Painters Of Political Portraits.

Sign painters graduated toportrait work
turn out from five to seven portraits in
twelve hours, but the rapid and careless
way In which they are done Is illustrated
on many Of the banners now strung, Two
or three men often combine in painting
political portraits. One will do the draw.
Ing Of the head and the rough lines Of the
face Such Is known as the 'likeness'
artist, and 1t is no who is expected to
catch the expression. One or more men
MI In the coloring and details Of dress.
In this manner tho work can 10 done
quickly aud to certain extent correctly,
providing, Of course. that those engaged
have had any training In portrait paint.
Ing. brooklyn Eagle.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
rne Bookea.e. were Zoo Large.

A story is told Of gentleman who is now
and has been for some years past engaged in
rearing an elegant mansion Of stone dozen
miles or SO out Of Boston. Much care has
been taken and no expense spared in its cree
ton The other day be went out to see how
the work was progressing and visited the
library 1t is a noble room, and 1t had been
surrounded by elegant bookcases Of carved
oak in elaborate design. Theowner gave one
glance about the spacious and beautiful
apartment and then exclaimed TO the con
tractor; "What made you build the book.
cases sohighi Cut them down two feet and
put cupboards underneath Do you think
am going to buy books for all those shelvesf
Boston Advertiser
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24

my first case in San Francisco, said At
torney James K. Wilder, to reporter, "was
the defense Of young fellow charged with
stealing watch belonging to Catholic
priest was appointed by the court be-
cause the prisoner said he had no money,
"The jury rendered a verdict Of not guilty,
and as the defendant was leaving the court
room called him back, and just as joke
huuded him my card and told him to bring
me around the first $50 he got,
Next day he walked into my Office and
planked down two $e0s and u $40
"Where did you get all that money! l
demanded, as soon as | got over my surprise
enough TO speak.
"'Sold the priests watch he replied, as he
bowed himself out n-San Francisco Exam.
liner.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
suMeLsTHoRPg AND BULL. IL


Might Have Been Changed.
Gen. Bumblethorpe is certainly n big man
big in stature and bigger still in bis own con.
cet, brimming over as he constantly Is, with
hisown Importance Gen. Bumblethorpe was
never In the army; he never was even in the
milltia, But he was surveyor general once,
good while ago, aud has Of course worn
the title ofgeneral ever since, and has al ways
insisted upon II, He has been a shade more
overbearing since he became general in this
way, though he was sufficiently overbearing
before that.
One fine afternoon last summer Gen. Bum.
biethoyle was taking walk through the out
skirts OF the country town which he had hor-
ored by choosing II as his place Of summer
sojourn, In the course Of his wanderings he
came upon pair OF bars leading into
grassy and inviting meadow The bars he
let down and walked into the meadow. He
had but half crossed the meadow when he
sew, W his horror, great black and white
ilolstein bull emerge from the dark shade Of
al apple tree and advance toward him
Gen, Bumbetborpe Is not an active man, but
the stendy advance OF this enormous animal
stimulated him for the moment TO great ac-
tiyity And his own rapid fight also served
10 stimulate the bull, who lowered his head
and charged furlously, believing the while.
II was mad chase, but Gen. Bumblethorpe
hnd some good rods Of advantage in the start
and the opposite fence Of the field was not far
away, The general ran wildly and succeeded
in turning somersault over the fence Just in
time TO escape the infuriated animal.
And then it was Gen. Bumbethorpe who
wns infuriated, From the safe side of the
fence he stormed and ragged at the bull, and,
seeing farm house not far away, he stalked
over toit The farmer was chOring around
the barn when the general rushed up to him.
"ls that your bull over there, sir2n ex-
claimed Gen. Bumblethorpe.
"Wal, guess 'tis, said the farmer
do you know what it's been doingr
"Chasin' ye mebbe.n
"Yes, sir, chasing me; and it Is an outrage
will not tolerate--an outrage, tell you
that ! should be pursued and humiliated in
this wayin
wal, says the farmer, tits thing that
bulls will do; he can't help it, ye know
Help itlo said the general, black with in
dignation; "do you know who amln
mo, DON'T
well, sir, am Gen. Bumblethorpen
"ls--that-sol' said the farmer with great
deliberation, "ls-that-sof' Why in thun-
der didn't you tell the bull, genirall'- Boston
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
VIRTUE IN DRANDRErH,s PILLS.

There is more virtue in one BRANDRErH
Pill than in bottle of the best Sarsapa.
rilla. The solid extract Of Sarsaparilla con.
tanned in BRANDRErH's Pills, in combina-
ton with other Vegetable Extracts, makes
them the strongest blood purifier known.
One or two at night for week will remove
all pimples and eruptions of the skin and
make the complexion fair as an infants.
BRANDRETH's PILLS are purely vegetable,
absolutely harmless, and safe to take at
any time.
Sold in every drug and medicine store,
either plain or sugar-coated.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24

Yellowly-That'sa a fine picture YOU have
got there, Brownly.
Brownly Well, ilatter myself that 1t Is
you know.
Y,--Is it one OF the old masters do you
thinkl
B.-Well, amt exactly sure, but am go
ing to have the opinion Of friend today on
the matter.
Y.-lndeed A connoisseuri
B.-Why, ! should say sol Pshaw, man
he's been in the tea business for twenty years
and knows everything about pictures -Bos
ton Courier.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24

A small Iowa kid stood in the Capito
grounds on the east side one morning and
held his fathers hand.
Papa" he asked, pointing to the hall
draped statue Of Washington, "who's thatm
THAT'S George Washington, my boy"
"Say, pa, George Washington'S dead
amt hep
"Yes, my boy, he's dead"
"An' that's himP
"Yes, Rupert, that's George Washington.
"Say, pa, he died before he could git hi'
close off, didn't heR'-Fred Nye in Washing
ton Critic
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-07-24
SURE CURE FOR PILES.

sure cure for blina, bleeding and itching Piles.
One box has cured the worst cases OF ten years.
standing No one need suffel ten minutes after
tumors, allays the itching acts as poultice,
gives relief. Dr. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Ia prepared only for Piles and itching OF the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box is
warranted. .................
Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
Of price, $l.00 per box J. ]. Mack d Co., Whole
sale Agents, San Francisco.