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The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1891-07-18

SHEEPMEN-Two respectable men. brothers.
y wish to get steady employment with some
big sheep outfit. Are acquainted with the sheep
business thoroughly. Would like to get charge
of a band Of sheep each. Address the Daily
Tribune, Great Falls, Mont.
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1891-07-18
TIE B.

If you are interested in what is
going on in the Clothing business
call at our store. We can save
time for you as well as money.
We have an admirable assortment,
both of
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1891-07-18
THE HUB,
First Avenue South.

CsSn REWARD-Strayed from stock yards
SZO one Bay Horse branded + on left hip;
Weight l. $50; 5 years old. One Brown Horse II
years old; weight about 400 pounds; white hind
legs, with a scar on right shoulder. Twenty dol
lars reward will be paid for the return Of the
above described horses to The town herd
Howells, Great Falls. jyl5-ddw-lm
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1891-07-18
REPORT OF THE CONDITION. OF
' First National Bank

Vt Great Falls, in the state of Montana.
at the close of business July Q, 1891.
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1891-07-18

sengers from that place to Monarch by
conveyance.
The Sun Brick company is actively at
work. The few fine days have been
earnestly improved. The daily output
amounts to $1,000.
The Great Falls IL Canada have all the
washouts on their road repaired and a
train will leave for Lethbridge some time
this morning. No bridges were lost, but
there were large washouts in several
places.
A gentleman connected with the Great
Northern was in the city yesterday, lie
zones from the region between Monarch
and Arlington and says that an excel
lent bridge crew is at work and that III
all probability the road will be ready FOL
trains in four or five days.
Wool began coming into the wool
house again yesterday. The day was
comparatively a light one. II. Blanken
baker brought in fifteen sacks contain
ing 4,488 pounds, Il. M. Chamberlain
nineteen sacks containing $3.50 pounds
and Joseph Hirschberg twenty-nin'
loads were shipped to Boston. On Nor
day two carloads were shipped to Provi
dence.
The racing at the Fair ground yester
day was decidedly spirited. A MAJ
named Morgan came over from the Ju
dith several days ago with a couple O
prize horses. He fiourished the zion,
green" around in frisky style and de
manded a race. He got the race an,
somebody else now has the "long green.
The first was between Joe Heron's ba,
Dan and a little black horse belonging
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11

r. r. p'Conulr. VI. p. WAS tho last 70 40 h's ool
league. John Dillon. " T.. good hy Yesterday morn
Ing when the latter sailed on ~" French steamer
Ia cocur 300 fc-por-" 20 request Dos rahl" from
William O'Hr."u Who deemed the pr"-'ncc - ihr
member FOR Ea-i Navo ndispcu-a'l" n tl' conference
between the representative, o the two 1'ou, - the
Irish party. which stands adlournci until Nr. Dilons
arr val.
Among those who wished Mr. Dillon success upon
bi, Journey were Patrick sarsfcld Gilmore. Patrick
Gi-ason. president OF the Municipal Conncn Of me
ll,h National League, James \. O'GorTan. secretary
~ the League. Hugh KIM. an - president ~ N"
organization Thomas Brennan, State senator william
l.. brown. Joseph T.. Ryan and l>idor smith. Ter
man American u Idaho CITY. who told Mr. Dillon hat
he wanted 70 be able 10 tell HE Irish fellow citizens
when hc returned 20 the far Wet thar he " shook
hand, with onr Of the chaupllu, Of Home Rule Tor
ireland
NJ. Dillon. - lat word aid that he felt certain
thai calmnc>- ard spirit II mutual roId 1il would,
upou hI, arrival Iu France. operate toward sails
factory settlement oi thc point, 100 dispute. 7. j..
Orouu9r world only uI', pending instructions
from the other side le VII continue to ruain hrr"
and received reports - the porr ot the negotiation.
d. ,nll- ~ there &, Z settlement D." added. ~ !
VIII resume the tour 10 th, country win Other mem
:r.- VINO tfc certain 20 he sent over II after Nr.
Dillon ha- had hls consultation, there i- not a s"'tc
ncut. T. of coui~". wlu return z" lrrIaud."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11

| will continue to perform = The Americans" in the
| Provinces till autumn, when it will he brought
TO London.
General Booth is getting into very tight
corner. This week the Church Army more
definitely asserted its claims TO public sympathy
for having carried out reforms and evangcIizatlon
similar to General" Booths long before the
latter started the Salvation Army. These rival
rcs however, are of little consequence compared
with the attacks which "Trnth' and " The ~
.Jamcss Gazette" have developed since Mr.. Huxley
ceased to gird al cOrybantic Christianity
THE St James'S Gazette not only produces the
text Of the celebrated deed poll which General
Booth alleges ties his hands against dishonesty
but also insinuatPs that General booth has
improperly applied funds at his disposal. The
deed poll shows that the General is not only
in absolute control Of every penny ntrusted te
him. but that he converted the Christian Mission,
in whose name the deed poll was drawn, into
the Salvation Army which is not even mentioned
in the instrument. Excepting to fanatics these
exposures should 90 far TO ruin d" General Booth S
reputation.
4 more piquant story is that which implies that
General" Booth furnished Mr. Stead with $4,000
in order 10 purchase The Review of Reviews
from Mr. Newncs. when the latter and the great
that magazine.
Now that the recent financial crisis in the City
has been more accurately measured, il is apparent
that the BarnCs' liquidation will leave the mem
bcrs of that great house very seriously stranded
the syndicate taking every penny that can bc read
lied from the Revelstoke assets before they will
themselves plant shilling to help the old house of
the Barring Brothers. Instead Of having fS,00O
or 81 0. 600 year out of the wreck, il almost seems
rs though Lord Rcvelstoke might not get more
than G2,OoO.
The weather has killed many eminent and
amiahlc people hesidcs vast number Of the
vulgar crowd. Mr. Knglakc's death, however.
was not wholly unexpected The doctors had
been trying for the last three years TO prolonS his
life
Lady TAYLOR even after the death OF her huS-
band. some five years ago. continued I" u" =
prominent star in intellectual society. She ana
her husband did much 10 make popular the Lake
poets and to induce Carlyle 10 begin his London
letters More lately. she was a great patron
Of Mr. Robert Louis Stevenson.
Mr. Charles Kccnc. aN artist Of the John Lerch
type. was little known in society. He was o
quiet bachelor, as eccentric in his own dress 10
some Of the chaSactcrS which he portrayed IN
Punch" 81 Mr.. IccchS funeral hc is said 20
have turned up in a brown overcoat. blue waist
coat and LIGHT trousers. Mr. Edmund Yates tells
an excellent story how. Mr. hccnc being one OF thr
palbcarcrs on that melancholy occasion, Mark
Lemon insisted on tho Observance Of the pro
pricti les hy ta.N. oG his own huge black ulster
and covering Nh kccnes slender form in liS ca
pacious folds
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
oppoSrD ro 4 yry OtryEiL rRrST

Chicago. Jan 10 special According to a dl~pN'n
from Akron Ohio. published yesterday. a Nors'lI"I
t,nu e the detunct oatmeal Trust was contcmpA"''
with Mr. schumacher. of Akron, ~ PRESIDENT II WIS
further reported that meeting of oatmeal mI'''N was
to bc held in thi, city Tuesday next, 10 p'r"''
IN. orroiizotlon David oliver. of the OliYer Oatmeal
Nils said last nleht that he had no knOw'dG' Of any
,u~h project. "Snch move may be contcWpI''ed
he said but | don't think IT probable ~ thl' hm''
The price of oats j. high and the crop - poor t''
II would be ~ poor time 10 form such pool Hu'h ar
rangcmentS are temporary At best Th' old pool r2N9
80, I,st Nav The cXnelSrS were too great and kll"i
lt n did one good thing though lut for the pooi
thnl, the oatmeal Industry Of ms conlitlN W'"It;
h,ve becu ruinrd The article manufactured wa' ~
,or or,Iitv and the price WAS high Inicr M pool
ic uuality Improved and the price was r'aSond0le
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
TIE REMARKABLE WEATHER IS EUROPE

London. Jan. l0.-A popularity Of the weather *
that IN the north Of scotland comparHtivcy mia
weather prevails. In Aberdeen there have been ONLY
nine frosty mornings against twenty nine IN London,
in the last month. At SunbuIgn Head. ~ inc
sbetlands there has been ony one frosty morning IN
the same period Even Bodo. Norway has ONLY ha1
half Of the frosty mornings that London has had
In Paris the tempcratur" stInd> at 30. At the
observatory Pic du Midi the Thermometer regISt"i
,cr, Fahrenheit. The cold wave extends 70 the Ned
terran.au AdviceS from Iuni' say that the NILS are
sn0wclad.
Two cAp,os, trains bound for Trieste are showed
np and II j moi known whether or not relief has
been sent to the pa>~cuCer-. At klaccufnri'I iu
Austria freight train ma, been buried ont oi sight Oy
an avalanche The Bora wind continues 70 blow.
At Trieste the wheels Of the locomotives freeze to The
rail, and thc population Of the cy is helpless a. far
a, getting ~upIlic- j. concerned.
An avenue lined with green fr tcos placed In tubs
ON the leo ha been laid arrO> the frozen Diuub"
inst out side Nus,durf, t. delight the Nicuncc. SNOW
i .tU falling u Vienna. ~IA tIpu- ma men are en-
ploycd i'm clearing the ,trcct- Of the snow.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
ASSASSINATION or 4 WOMAN.

Nevman Call Jan lO-A murder occurred lhuiS'
dav night near CotOnwOods, The victim BENG MIS-
p.rcv Mcdowell wife Of ranch foreman sle was
visiting her mother. and the family were Sltins III
tbe narIor when the assassin appioached INC hou'o
and fired rife bullet through the "lnuo",
', 'iu ,., Mrs. Mcdowell In the side. and she died
t = ,o,r minutes Footprints were aiierwiId iouAh
leading in the direction of the house Of b. T. Haze ana
II,I, was arrested and taken to Los RaneS MIS-
urnoycu formerly worked for llales VIE ana tHe
M'l"" hocamr enemies on account OF a dispute over
WomS" @ a. tar A. known this i the only cause liale
Mat Id have had for the shooting OF Mrs. Mcdowell.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
ANOTHER Suicide At MONTE CARLO.

Monte Carlo Jan IO-tnothcr suicide ha, Startled
Monte Carlo. \ Russian, whose name T. Withheld
ly the suthorc.. blew hi brain, oui win revolver
lat night. y letter found upon the dead man h"i'
contained information 10 the effect that the WilirI
had lost 800 900 rouh", al IL" Mont carlo gambling
t.IIc. and that being utterly ruined. there Was
nothing eft for him do but 70 take MS own NE.
II l. though that this suicide. following upon 50 many
others within the last few months. NAV bunF hbpni
The long talked Of suppression OF the gambling palaces
AZ this place.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
rArAL AccIpENr 70 IrALIAN ARMY orFICEn-

FATAL ACCIDENT TO ITALIAN ARMY OFFIC ER-.
Rome Jan. 1O.-A dispatch from Reggie. the cap tai
Z Hctgo ueip Enilra. fortified ctN OF North Ita Y.
about fourteen miles from Ndcna. lIinrS now Qi 4
terrible disaster White number Of the ofccr- Of a."
,arri,on were bclng exercised I'D the military tidrS
school tbi, morning III" roof of thc building rdd"l
crashed i'm. mirng huge beams of wood aud shower
+ tiIe- into tie tan bark arena. When the troop. who
were promptly ordered 20 the ccn" Of the accident lad
removed the wrccAace. IT Wa found that two "f tho
0rnr had been killed. six seriously injured, ana ten
othc-- -IrItV hurt. The accident j. ~upp0-"d tp
have been caused by the fact that the roof had been
.lbjcctci 10 200 much train through me recent '"vcrH
NOV. torn. when ma--cs of snow allowed 10
accumulate over the riding school.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11

Calcutta. Jan. 1O.-The Government has introduced
i'm the legislative Council the bill. 80 long talked
o. raising the age of consent from ten to twelve
years. sir ChunGcr Mtter, tie Ecngac'c member
strongly opposed the change contcndin@ That The
llindoo scriptures authorized marriage before Twelve
wears Of az. The same member asserted tli' inc
bill violated the Governments pledge to abstain from
interference in the social religious customs "i Ic
popple and that would arouse popular Opposition
The Viceroy OF India the Marquis OF Lansdo~ue dcnle1
thai the bIl affected the marriage laws. although
extended protection 10 married As well as 10 hHrIeu
children,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
THE uFlrRIvI SEA xrGorI,rIoNs.

London. Jan IO-Thc Pro, Association announces
that the Eelrue sea negotiation, between Great
Britain and the United ~tatr, have taken a n'or'h'
tliIn.
Toronto. Jan. lO-A cable dispatch from London 10
The Globe say: sir Charlc, Tupp"r ha, heard
nothing from the Colonial Once vet respecting Nr.
Ilaiue's rumOrcd proposal for commission t. N~t
Als,La and report on Ia, whole Bchrng Sca question:
bnt he r. sard, the statement probably true. IIr
general feeling iu thc best informed rlrr"~ here - tiI
some such issue OF the di- pnte T. n'cS-ary'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
TIE rlNAXcE. OF ROWE IN nAp .nArE

Rome. Jan. The y ndc Il Rome with the other
municipal Authorities, has s-kcd the Communal Council
TO raise for tie cty 1.oooOOo lire. proposing AZ the
same time 10 rctr.nch n all municipal departments
sufficiently 10 make up another million lire. Ihcy
u,n - these measure. t. meet a ~,rou- civic deficit
and they declare That if their request be- refused thN
viii rc,cn In a body The ~yudic hs had -c'cia
interviews about the stat" OF he municipal h"n'''
with -Ignor Gr.uiAdi. Who VIII cnd"aNur 10 ihou
fine Government T. i,-uc loan uf 2OVoooo ire ~
ne establish the civic finances on firm ba'i-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
PANIC oy A scoTcu RAILWAY TRAIN.

FAiuburgh Jan. IO-rhcrc was dangerous rAiro''
manic mi. morning At Mu,>clburgh, about eiA mics
from thi, city. \ passenger train took the "I"'s
switch and va, thrown on the track. Nhilr the '''
wa, ,till ~ motion number Of women ana 'm"Ir"
uraur ,hrieking oi the railway carriages thcro
,,,ueiur other, To follow their example. \ nhWWL
of ,cr,on, were seriously injured, bat no deaths "o
rom
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
SWELLING THE BALFOIR RELIEF FUND.

DITT1T' JdIT' W TT' ~ ''''' 1'' " T -
amount. 10 1lT,OOO
The brewing firm of 6uii.uc'N IiaN 'uD''1Dcu @'V'
to the fund which Is increasing rapidly
Cork Jan 1O.-The stat" Of dc~tituiion IN whIch tEc
moor ueope of some pats of ireland living can be
dccd ly the fact day representatives, of more
ban 100 families living in the Cloyne district walled
upou the Board Of Guardians ana caiHcHlN Dcrtc" Ipi
.i..,,nco They said that for some une ti'N GH
been starving and had been living almost eh'lfcD
uunn tuIulu,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
VILLAGES ASsfGyEEs FILE THEIR BOND

Clarified Penn, Jan. l0.-S !. NJ McCarreH' o'
harrisburg: A o. smith aud W. T. Wallace a'NShec'
ofW 4 Walllce Glcd their bond this morning. J"uSo
rur,t Of CentIr County. approved II. The bona -
given in the sum Of $l,OOO,ooo. J. W. Nnsl'9' do
icrcc ~ d. l. Krchs also fled hl> bond IN tho sum ot
.,io ooo IL wa, approved by Judge Furst
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
CONVERSION OF A BIG RUSSIAN LOAN.

London. Jan. lO.-It l. announced that E"ih-'mld'
of Paris. Bcchrodcr and tho D-conio "eecll'rh'i' y
Berlin and the international Commercial Ianh 'i
ST. Pcte Burg will take the whole amount, +l"'""'
600 for the conversion of the Russian Il per cent
railway loan Of 1879 TO per cent?. They DO not IN
vite cash subscriptions.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
vrSrcursrER VILLAGE TO NAVE A LIBRARY.

cui u Huntington purposes TO found free library in
h n,ge Of Weschtstrr near Throsg'S N"'h' his coun-
,y riarc The building Is nearly finished. and library
- inp,rtancc has loen collected The cost Of The glt
,,ul not he les, than $4,000 and may b. more. Mr
rntoon Sav, he thinks the village should have place
whore men can meet socially without being compelled 10
.or; to barr oVns The temptation to drink may work
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
c.,o,,xrtL,Xp, rEntm.E pI,cEEDIrEI

Madrid Jan. IO.-Thc Governor Of Manila the cop
,oI ~ tte Island of LuzOn aud of all The Philphne
Islands IN cable dispatch, eNprcs-c. The opinion th''
tho ronort Of the trouble in The Caroline Islands Wh'
have inst reached America not founded on il't'
,,,. = nc SAYS "A spanish man Oi permanently
,a,iored AZ the Caroline Islands and hc would nav
snrfy heard from the commander of That vessel II tno
1i,o had hccn as serious Al j. now reported.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
4 FRENCH VICTORY N SENEGAL.

Paris, Jan. lO.-Adv.ccs received mere nom ~
Loui, the chief town oi senegal bring th" new, that
the French troop. under Commander Archinard. have
carried by assault hc fortress Of Nioi belonging 10
the sultan Of Ahmadou~. During the bdtiIe 4oo
natives were killed wounded of 0,ooo natives ~
gagged ON th- French -id' MY one Ih.IN. sp.oloia
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
600 ooo FIRE IN UAMnURG.

Hamburg Jan. 1O.-The tobacco warehouses belong
ing 10 David Jessuin and Weber mOelcr Goa III this
civ caught fire and reduced 10 ashes " Jay
The loss Il estimated at S2oo'ooo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11

ILLNESS OF MRS. AMELIE RINES CiANLER.
p,ris Jan. 1O.-Mrs. Amclc Rive' thhilier i 80
rionsly III in this city she has not iei' her r"''" I
80, 10Th. and has been confined to her bed since
carly In December.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-11
THE NEWS IN LONDON.
Ys MR.. o'BRIEN TO SUCCEED Mr.. PARNELL
AS IRISH LEADER?

II 50, IT IS SUPPOSED HE WILL GO TO JAIL
WHILE DILLON ACTS IN BOULOGNE AS HIS
sUBsT1TUTE-HENRY JAMES AS PLAY
wRIGHT-rHE BEHRING SEA ouES-
TIoN-COMPLETENESS OF THE
Barring BROTHERS FAILURE
tBr CABLE TO THE THlBUNEI
Cepvyfeht; 1891 By The Tribune Associdtton.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-04-27
HONOLULU IRON WORKS,

Honolulu, H. l,
Steam Engines, Sugar Mills, Boilers,
Coolers; Iron, Brass and Lead Castings;
Machinery of every description made TO
order. Particular attention paid TO
Ships Blacksmithing. Job Work ex-
ecuted at short notice. l-9l
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-04-27

thing the general public does not
that there are few, If any, pat
... surgical instruments. When a
n~e'aan gets up some new device to
le needs Of the progression Of
a..-s-- > and medicine he does not get a
u.t On IL, but any one Id free 10 mako
,4s profession gets the benefit Of
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-04-27
STREAM AND SOURC =

Elender the streams that flow
Out of the clefts Of the rock,
But they widen into the river below,
Where the shepherd waters his aocE;
And behind and above them all,
The rivulets and the river,
The springs that are hid Ia the heart Of thG
hills
Feed them in secret forever.
Slender the streams OF good
That flow from the lives of men,
But united they swell to a gracious food
That blesseth again and again;
And, like the fountains that feed
The rivulets and the river,
The wells Of Gods grace are the source OF
oil good,
And he is the secret giver,
Harriet McI2wen kimball in Congregatonalist
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-04-27
DIR. EMERSON

ia opened an office At No, l35 Fort
IL street .Dr lurker's former onire).
Hours Hn lA,A,2 2teaF.A Nuu-
daysi o ulolOA,N Bell teiuphone No.
bl, Residence No, heho0l street.
w gm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-04-27

"N by don't you marry, Mr.. Bach
cilrt'
"#sI. I've bccu trying fH years To
laI rl'
"l.-Ea sou got any money
"4-la.Tl Hsc.a.'
"IH.H jul jlst hold still a while and
ta ga wlA ind you"-M Arlington
EtI.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-10-01
BRUSH AND CHlSEl.

Mrs. PERueINI, second daughter OF
Charles Dickens, paints children's por.
traits, and is now making series OF
sketches for an English magazine.
AMONG the permanent decorations,to
be added. to the vestibule OF the white
house are portraits of Washington and
Lincoln painted on the wall over the
mantelpieces.
A PORTRAIT of ex-Gov. Buckner, OF
Kentucky, has recently been painted
and displayed in Louisville, which rep
resents him in the full uniform OF
confederate lieutenant general.
SAMUEL KITsoS, the Boston sculptor,
has partially for religious subjects,
his first marble being "Rebecca at the
Wellr and his second Isaac lie has
recently completed a portrait bust Oh
Judge Charles Deve1s, President Hayes
attorney general.
BARRETT BROWNING, son of Robert
md Elizabeth Browning, lives in pal
ace in Venice and is q painter as well
as a sculptor His home rs filled with
the furniture and books which his Illus
trious father and mother used, and on
the walls hang their portraits taken at
different periods in their lives.-Har'
per's Weekly.
The Brookhaven leader., 1891-10-01
PlTH AND PolNT.

Most of the things longed for by
men have no existence. -Boston Globe.
Don't give the able bodied tramp
who refuses to work a cold bite. Let
the dog do it.
The new process of photographic
IN natural colors will please everyone
but the girl with freckles on her nos e.
We have noticed that the boys who
are great to 'cut up are always invited
when there is a party.-Atchison Globe.
-Kidlets-"Do you suppose yorr sis
ter would marry me?" Dick Hicfss-"I
guess so; she amt very bright. IN. Y.
Herald.
A woman's scorn is something not
to be trifled with. Especially when you
step on it in a crowded horse-car.-
Rams horn.
"A mans reputation is what his
friends say about him. His character
is what his enemies say aboslt him.
Galveston News.
Cora (proudlyl-"My new lover
Mr.. Jimpson has stage air, hasn't
he?" Dora-''Yes, papa says he used
TO drive one. "-Epoch.
Some people hook at thi ags through
spectacles, while others through the
bottoms Of ordinary. everyd day glasses.
Jewellers Circular.
There is ONE benefit to be derived
from a brilliant meteoricd display. Peo'
pie don't have to look out for the stick.
Rochester Pos tExpress.
-"Mau6e looks something like Chap
pie-don't you think so?" Him! Well,
perhaps: hut Maudc is more masculine
than he is in appearance. Truth
What makes that man jump and
look scared every time he hears horse
car bell ring?" well. you see, he
married his typewriter" N. Y. Jour
nal.
The difference between realism and
idealism is just the difference between
"a girls opinion of her lover and the
young man himself.-Somerville Jour
nal.
-"Where are you going, my pretty
maid ," Going to cooking-school, sir,
she said. Can l go with you, my
pretty maid 2" I'VE don't cook veal
to-day" She saiL-N. Y. Herald.
And am going to do all the cook
ing myself" II like your ideas OF
economy, Maud; but in that case don't
YOU think we'd better take down that
motto: Eat, Drink and Be Merry ?"
However much superior minds may
deplore the pettiness of mans achieve
ments, we should not loose sight of the
cheering fact that man has, at least,
achieved as much as any one else
Puck.
--Tom-''What, going back to the
city ?" Ned-"YeS, but l return to-
morrow. I've got to go up and replen-
ish my supply of engagement rings
I've only three left, and six new girls
are coming down tomorrow "'-Boston
News
And your aunt didn't leave you
ANYTHING after all?" Not a cent She
overheard me call her an old cat short
time before her death" How did she
leave her money!" ''She left it to found
an institution for the care of homeless
cats. N. Y. Press.