Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-01-06

She is tender, good and true,
Never churlish;
Her eyes are bright and blue,
And she's girlish;
Her hair is soft and fine,
And It's curly;
She's pretty pet of mine,
Is this "glrlle,"
She greets me day or night,
Always pleasant;
Her eyes shine with delight
At present.
Something tells her when Pm near,
Her commotion
When my footsteps she can hear
Shows devotion.
She's dainty little miss,
Quite contrary;
But when she begs kiss
am wary.
Then ! stroke her silky hair,
Lover fashion.
For, tho she's true and fair,
She has passion.
Still we never had quarrel
Or a clashing;
She knows vicious snarl
Means q thrashing.
We together romp and lark
Like two noodles;
Life is better for your bark,
Best of poodlesi
THE British Minister at Washington has
learned that Americas motto is age before
blood on state occasions.
THE Law and Order movement against En-.
peror Williams Sunday pastimes has put the
Empire's religious enthusiasts in a bad hole
He simply ordered the suppression of the sale
of their papers and pamphlets Some people
don't know enough to let well enough alone.
THE Indians are surrounded, but they
haven't surrendered yet.
You often read of people being happily mar
ried, but this doesn't always indicate that they
married happily.
PORTER says the census will throw light on
farm mortgages. 1t will not tighten the farm
ers' load though.
SULLIVAN will appear in a naval drama next
season. He will probably box the compass.
IDLE words may lead to a breach of promise.
The Same Old Corps.
Hark the pibroch, sounding. sounding,
over old Cambria again!
'Tis the march, its the march, tits the march
of the Cameron men!
jokes to be appreciated must be harmless
WHERE will the millionaires land under the
present financial policy? asks writer. Not in
the SOUP at all events.
ALL Koch asks of the doctors Is have pa
thence. That's all they ask for, too.
ANOTHER woman who allowed a man to
court her with gun has been saved by corset.
They do not need to be laced tight to be bullet
proof, girls.
EMMA ABBOTT seems to have taken desperate
chances and her death was mainly due to a
reckless act in the pursuit of wealth. The
stage has lost good woman, and many will
drop tear to her memory.
THE delays and wrangles in connection with
the Worlds Fair have advertised it well. It's
an i'll wind, etc.
A GREAT many people value their Bibles for
the beautiful engravings between the lids
Ir woman had her way man would not have
his say.
THE business man who has not time to look
after his advertising will soon have leisure
enough to take a vacation.
Only the Skeleton Visible.
PUT away the CORY speeches.
Tho it be a bitter pill,
And close up the party breaches
With the ghost of Lodges bill.
SAILORS should make clever actors as it is
no trouble for them to assume new roll.
THE earth seems to have struck snag in the
vicinity of the Pacific coast. The recent shake
was quite severe.
SPELL it "Haitf' instead Of Hayti, hereafter.
Between Uncle Sans new geographical diction-
ary and Stanley's African vocabulary the
proofreader's lot is a hard one.
In dressmaking the fttest most assuredly
survive and thrive.
THE Indians say they will treat with the Vice
President not the President. This is the un-
kindest cut of all.
TIE origin of New York's big fire is wrapped
in mystery The buildings were wrapped in
flames iryt. however. WILLIE WINKLE.