The Magnolia gazette., 1891-04-25
HURRY AND WORRY.


unique typs.s lie has peculiarities
whlch seem toaindieats "a diver.
gent species OF genus homo;
marked chatacteristics which set
hm apart from his kind ahope-
fulness which renders him ven
turesome; a dash, and audacity
and an. environment which force
lhiui to disregaid tradItiens AN d
conyentionalities and make HIM
something of an anomaly ~ 4
Hens the busiest and most am.
I.bllious creature on this planet; is
positive in his beliefs, and daring
tiuahIs enterprise; has never learn
cd the meaning Of the word ''iin-
possible, = and ls simply angered
and reused by diffisulties.
His great omlsfortaue lss over
cerebratiou. HIS brain ssethes,
boils, bubbles. He is impatient,
wants the railroad train to travel
fifty miles an hour without stop
ping, drives his horses and hum
self at top speed, thinks nothing
of million, but aims mt a million
million, aud secures as much lof
that aggregate ss he can; IL
charmed with lightning becahse it
always "get there" and With the
rolling thunder because ii means
business. He admirss success
so much that he does not ask any
questions rs ito how il was
achieved; is conservative in reli-
gloh, but would like To have IL
confine itself TO the limits Of Sun /.
day and not intt1da too familiar
lyinto the affairs Of the week.
He Is IN an everlasting hurry,
whites out hIs plans for the fu-
! tire while pretending to be asleep
lnsthe crauIe, and at last jumps
out of the world as though he
had reseiyeda a telegram from the
Celestial city 10 come st once.
This mode Of life tells on him.
HIS hot BRAN makes the. hair
dlop, and his head after awhile
resembles a billiard ballswith two
6ery sparks for eyes. 4 Hs dis
dams wig, because he is 80 en-
gagged in constant thought that he
lsmight get on wrong end TO, or IN
she scurry Of 5unners might sIiu
ia round until the parting runs
from ear to ear. He hates to look
reJicsious, and, so he goes bald
rather than trust to the possible
disasters which false hair entails.
\ The stimulus winch kesps5 hun
at high pressure is in the air. The
coolest -blooded man catches the
epidsmic OF rush and In spite OF
himself, becomes breathlsss with
excitement, A fol elgner,a who
v vas so phlegmatic that be 9nly
winked onces day. strolied down
/ Broad way. awhile since, looking
Into the windows The Gro wd
4 jostled him. Gradually he icaugh,
4 the infection, became restless and
began 10 hurry. He felt like
race horse on the track and struck
! 4 terrific gait He had nothing
to do. wss q gestleman of leisure,
with the ,whois sday bsforss him
but the multitude hypnotizsd him
He wanted to go somewhere, an y
where, and 70 get there night off
AT last he Brought pp at the Full
ton ferry, was bound to oe Tbs
first on board, tipped over poo
applewomans stand but eouldns
stop to remedy the misfortune
edged his way 10 the front of th,
boat, gazed at Brooklyn as Col
! umbus did al the new found land
| jumped ashore entirely out oi
: breath, aud suddenly remember
ed that he hadInothing to do an,
E bad been doing it at a breakaecI
/ rate. M h9ea agm ss7
I 1t was the air, the crowd, tn
e general hustle, eagerness an'
rivalry, whlch wore him out AM
E sent bin 70 bed for sleep and
g rest, HIS bLpoj boiled. his merry e,
I we're tingling, be was ~ fever
o We get used to that kind 0
: life and don't RECOGNIZES she TAG
that we are like a eonHagration
that the bo1y is always On FIRE
with. smoke, Z Gam es, creckijn,
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