The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1891-03-06
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Take your umbrella with you,
No one can this know;
Rain Is sure to oYerfnke Vol.

Ahht gOut ullbltlld Win you,
No one can this weatherk know;
Rain Is sure to overtake you;
Take 1t, then, where'er you go.
The grippe prevails now throughout oul
viIlage, and no doubt has reached its height
as Il large number of our townspeopIe are
Frustrated with it at present. nom whom
are Leonard Murphy, Mr.. and Mrs. Simeon
Davis and Mrs. r. L. Fogg. Robert Fogg has
been suffering with an attack of pneumonia.
a child is never the worse tor being taught
to "lie' when quite young.
Mrs. Anne Howell is visiting relatives in
Bridgeton.
Why most girls when their beau comes to
see Them, do not care for a light Is they are
better satisfied with a mere IS ark.'
Joseph Powell, assistant postmaster, has
been quite i'll for the past two weeks with the
quinsy.
\ man generally feels that sit is more bless
cd TO give than to receive" when he is sure OF
getting back i've times as much as he has
given away.
Mrs. Lois Crane is lying very low with ty-
phoid fever.
Mrs. Richard Leach IS visiting in Bridgeton.
There is more than one way TO kill a kitten,
but The incest method Is to give it to a two
year-old child for a pet.
We are to lose another of our Democratic
residents. Frank Bell contemplates moving
on a farm This spring.
Miss Summeriil, of Salem, was the guest of
Miss Maggie Robinson last Sunday.
The celebration of the first anniversary of
the Baptist chapel Will take place next Thurs
day. 18th. There will be services all day, and
q number of prominent ministers will be
present among whom will be Revs. Price.
Hope, Pierson, of Woodbury.; Rev. Mayo, of
Ailoway; Rev. Davies, of Canton, and Rev.
Sembower, of Salem. An interesting service
Is anticipated. 1t scarcely seems possible
that one year has passed since the neat and
elegant chapel was dedicated, and by the ad-
vancement that has been made in so shor. Il
time, 1t is evident that the members are aud
have been surprisingly Industrious.
There is but one state that can depend upon
this weather-state of the thermometer.
And now that the Grain is a boy, Jesse Is
delighted.
Ifttat man "Ciover'' who died in the north
ern part of our State last week was a married
man, surely Mrs. Clover is now Il grass
widow"
Self possession is greatly to be desired even
in small things. and a rare instance of the
same was manifested in this town recently
49, D0h 81 W. "a ire u oH1Gib
SOLO before u large audience, and feeling sud
denly the string that held perhaps fifty or
a hundred glass beads break, she on the in
slant opened the neck of her waist slightly
and thus averted what might have been a very
disastrous encore. She told me afterward
what she suffered when those cold. CLASSY
beads went rushing peli-mell over her neck
aud shoulders no pen could tell.
Mrs. Luggs-"Mr. squanks. 10 what do you
attribute such an extremely bald head at youf
age?" Dir. S.-"To the entire absence of hair,
madam"
By way of a correction in last weeks items,
1t is Mrs. shrimp and her three daughters
Instead OF two as WIS printed.
\ chocolate Cake il rightly made and prop
eriy baked is very delicious. but when you
find In your piece u set of false teeth II Is made
still more toothsome.
During the absence of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Lounsbury last Monday, their two hired
boys, William Moore and John Layton. stole
Il march on them by killing IS chickens, which
they sold ut Salem, and then skipped. No
trace has been heard of them as yet. EVE.