St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-04

Dltion III the snow window OF certain store
are genuine India rubber snakes In this re-
spect they are real. and not imaginary.
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Time, apparently. is still far from being
efficacious in healing the old sores fostering
upon the body polite of Irish patriotism.
In fact 1t has been found necessary for the
good OF ''the cause" to publicly horsewhiD
Tim Healy, which feat was yesterday sue
cessfully performed by one McDermott
nephew of the late Charles Stewart Parnell.
This act is the elimination of series of dis
graceful occurrences during the past week
in Ireland which might pu t the Inhabitants
of Zululand to The blush
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In this country Max O'ReIl manages to see
q great many things that are not visible.
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d An exchange notes that Col. Don Piatt is
now leading quiet bucolic life on his Ohio
farm 4 man can get most any kind of a
collie in Ohio.
Gen FitzSimmons. civil engineer, says that
there is only sixteen feet of earth between
the surface of Chicago streets and a layer
of mud and of quicksand. Had Gen. Fitz-
simmons said that the layer of mud on Chi
cago streets was sixteen feet deep he would
have sailed nearer the truth and acquired
larger following of ardent believers
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Sarah Althea Hill Terry has secured pos
session of two reyolverS of which she was
forcioly disarmed. and is now ready to dis
cuss legal technicalities with some other en-
inent jurist
Thanks to Boilermaker Carnegie's thought
II IL.
self with few stiff snifters from that key of
Scotch whisky
The Pittsburg Dispatch has discovered a
new poet His name is Hovey. and he writes
blank verse dramas on the Arthurian
legends, field once invaded it will be re-
membered. by Lord Tennvson But the
Dispatch goes on to say that Mr. Hoyey's
poetry is just as good as Tennyson's This
remark awakens un pleasant reflections anent
the substitute evil which was so fiercely
eombatted by Frank Richardson during the
national editorial convention in ST. Paul.
For over eighty years Tennyson has been
perfeeting himself for a poet. and spending
long years in earnest study of the best
models. He has produced style OF poetry
that is endorsed by millions. and now young
Mr. Hoyey jumps into the ring with some
thing that the Dispatch claims is Just like
Tennysons, or just as good as Tennyson's
Truly. we have fallen upon evil times in
poetry as well as patent medicines.
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He who burns two copies of Zola's works
where but one was burned before can be
aptly considered benefactor of his race. 1t
is not solely on account of their erotle con-
text that Zola's books should be consigned to
the flames. Indeed, the depraving influence
OF these works is nil when compared to many
others sold boldly from the newstands all
over the country. Zola's very responsiveness
renders them comparatively harmless So
far as the writings of NJ. lola are concerned,
no one is inclined to first endure then pity.
then embrace" But their boosted realism is
not real, the total absence of sentiment is
| not human nature. and the literary style of
| the TRANSACTIONS is abominable Purely from
literary standpoint the works of lola are
| highly objectionable. presenting to the
reader cosrseness without interest, and the
| side of life unadorned by true literary genius.
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Rubinsteln says that his mother was his
| severest critic. When we recall the fact that
| at one time Rubinstein was on amateur
| pianist he can hardly blame his mother for
being severe.
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| A New York man with penchant for sta
| tistics estimates that the average boy costs
| about 500 a year until twenty years of age.
| and yet no one is foolish enough to regard
the average boy as luxury.
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An interesting and lively conversation oc-
| CURED yesterday between a lady and a street
| car conductor. The mise en- scene was one
! of the interurban trains. The conductor ten
dered the lady Canadian Decent piece as
part of the change of dollar
81 decline to take Canadian money" said
the lady.
"Butyou can easily pass it anywhere re-
monstrated the conductor
| Il know it." sweetlv acquiesced the ladv.
''Then WHY not take it off my handsY The
company will not take it from me, and some
| one has stuck me for it'
| ''SImply because do not wish to encour.
age the company in what l consider a niece
of martinez impudence. would take it from
any one else. All over the Twin Cities Cana
| dian money Is taken at its face value. and
the street car company alone refuses to re-
ceive it, NOW. see here, if I was on this
train with only a Canadian Decent piece in
my pocket, you would put me off, wouldn'i
you:"
| II should be obliged to do So
| Exactly. Well. now the company would
refuse my money for no earthly reason other
| than because il is not obliged to receive
| Canadian money. That is ALL 1t doesn't
! have 20 take it, Neither 90 1. Please give
me my change in Federal currency
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THE TABooED CASTOR
| No doors of society open are thrown
To him whom l sing in this strain;
| An outcast he wanders. detected. alone.
Mid the gnily appareled and vain.
| A tenement humble he scarcely can rent;
Res turned from the snug cosy fat:
| Would YOU seek for the cause of his sore dis
| content
He weareth billy-cock hat.
No matter your raiment, how coarse or how
fine.
The absence of gloss on your shoes.
You may move among magnates, with snob
berry dine,
| All this you can do if Won choose
! To sport a silk tile, a derby. or straw,
fine woven. in intricate plat
| An Alpine. or sealskin. but loud the guffaw
That greeteth the billy-eock hat.
| Democratic candidates for governor appear
to have been running on kite-shaped tracks.
|
| The Republican barrel in New York did