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The St. Johns herald., 1891-04-23

The people of the United States, in themselves, through their news papers and through their govern
 nent, are giving older European nations a. striking illustration of their dignity and conscious strength. The Italian government, hasty and ill-adyised, has recalled it's minister
 from Washington. Such step, in
 Europe, would mean almost inevit-
 able war, yet we catch scarcely a note of excitement and none ofap- prehension throughout the length and breadth of that land. Sixty
 four million people remain calm under a provocation that well-nigh
 adds insult to injury, because they
 realize the justice oi their cause and
 their ultimate strength if worst must come to worst. For years America
 has been made Italy's dumping ground. She has unloaded upon
 them thousands upon thousands of her worst citizens. They have
 brought with them their secret so-
 cieties of assassination. They have filled tine newspapers with accounts
 of murders committed among them selves, and where they have felt themselves strong enough, they have defed law and murdered it's
 officers. Then, when q few of their
 number have been brought to trial, they have poured in contributions
 without stint to bribe jurors and, if possible, to corrupt courts, in one
 instance only has the indignation
 of Americans found expression in in violence, and that brief outburst of passion over, not an Italiln has
 suffered indignity in any city or town ot the United States. Sym- pathizers with the dead assassins
 have held public meetings without
 hindrance or interruption. at which they have used the most violent language, have talked of Italy as their country, and have denounced the countryoftheir adoption without stint. Through it all the American people have remained calm, but the Italian government makes a fatal mistake if 1t ascribes this calmness to indifference or supineness. It
 only shows how tremendous will be the moving of people so self contained when once an open blow shall have been struck against them. The Italian government may recall it's minister as often as it pleases without creating more than a ripple upon the surface of public opinion, but let it dare to fire so
 much as a single gun at the stars and strips and it will see such a railying of a mighty people as will startle the echoes in the Eternal City. Italy had best beware ot such outward calm as the Americans are displaying in the present emer gency. It bodes serious mischief when the time comes.-Manchester News.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-04-23
A WEAK MAN

Can now cure himself of the deplorable results of early abuse, and perfectly re- store his vigor and vitality by the Great Australian Remedy. The remarkable cures of hopeless cases of Nervous De-
 billty and Private Complaints are every where stamping out quackery. The Med icine, physicians gift to suffering hu-, manity, will be sent free to those afflict- ed. DR. M. B. TAYLORR,
 jyI7 1y 809 Market st., San Francisco.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-04-23
Notice to Debtors.

All persons indebted to the estate of Rosal;o COlomO, deceased, are hereby notified to come forward and settle with the undersigned, at his office at Show Low, Apache County, Arizona, without delay.
 HENRY HUNING, March 5, 1891. Administrator.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-04-23
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BY FLETCHER JOHNSON, AUTHOR OF THE
 "JOHNSTowN FLOOD"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-07
ED. A. sEFFEL.

seSeniber bon ber beatf@ . fatbcif6en alrds
1auss unb S6iIber. Mater
nnb &dnbIer in Garbeu, @Ias,.; 10.
Mue Mnftraee trerbea fofort ausaefihrt. greif,
biaiser Dte i~rsenbpo in Der Stabf. lz.2,r
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-07

Office: 3immer 70. 5, Deptue s~,uiIbins. wn o.
Selepan Strabe, neben hem Gpurtbau5e.
BrdtttBttt in ben @eriaten BON 9eras uub bcr
Se'' S'ua's". l5,I, NIL
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
THE CONVENTION.

The Republican mass convention
called by Col. II. c. Parsons and other
prominent Republicans of Virginia will
convene at the Opera House at / p. III.
to-day. The indications arc that tho
attendance will not be as large as the
promoters anticipated, but it is not
doubted that those who do attend will
work earnestly and in perfect harmony
to accomplish the purpose outlined in
the call.
TIE TIMES, in common with all the
people OF Roanoke, extends the visitors
most cordial welcome. They will
find that her reputation for hospitality
and rapid and substantial growth
has in no sense been exaggerated.
Roanoke is better equipped for the
reception and entertainment Of convcn-
tions than any city in Virginia, and it
is just as true that her progress in ma
terial development exceeds all Of them.
1t is hoped that the visitors will be
shown over the city while here and
given an opportunity to see what we
have accomplished.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

Antoincttc dc Bourbon, the mother OF
the Guises, had, In addition to her other
fine qualities, great good sense. One
example Of the discipline to which shc
subjected the young Guises indicates
that had there been more mothers like
her In her class there would have been
less OF ruthless extravaganza on tho
part OF the royalty and nobility of
France.
The young mobiles were out hunting,
and rode through fields which had been
sown with corn. The duchess heard of
it. That evening, according to the ira
dition preserved ut Joinvillc, there was
no bread on the supper table.
The princes ut once asked for broad,
nstonishcd ut such negligence In this
wcll-ordcrcd household.
"My children" replied Antoinettc,
at is necessary to cconomizc flour, since
You have destroyed the future harvest"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

Lawyer Grind (whosc Office Is across
the hall from the dentist s)-What is
your object i'll having that bag piper
playing i'll your room every time You
have patient? Docs it ease his pain
any?
Dentist Snagg-I am doing that for
the benefit of my ncighbors. Tho music
dcadcns the patients cries.
Lawyer Grind-Wcll, if that is the
reason. YOU may shut off my part of it
hereafter. thought if tho music made
it any easier for the patients I'd try to
stand it. But if it's for my benefit,
prefer the howls.-Munscy's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

Boss, | want to get marriage IL
ccnsc,' said the foremost of two negroes
to Deputy Clerk Byrant as they strobe
in the clerks office yesterday. The Ii
ccnsc was made out and handed over,
and the fec of one dollar was promptly
paid. Turning to his companion the
would-bc- benedict said; "llenry, you
tote deze. Hits bal lack to fur me to
put EN- in my pocket" Mr. Byrant
says it is an invariable rule of negro
never to put his marriage license in his
own pocket.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
PAMPLIN CITY.
Amateur Dramatic INSTRUMENTATION
icai Gossip.

Amateur Dramatic Entertninmcnt-Pol
icai Gossip.
PAMP1.IN CITY, Va, Sept. 30 Spc-
ciall-The young people Of the town
last evening gave ono of the most en-
joyablc dramatic entertainments ever
given here. Their main attraction,
among tho Breakers" was played in
an elegant manner, showing remark
able talent in all the actors. BESIDES
the drama and farces. which were OK
tremoly pleasing, the young men APP
peared in a minstrel performance which
captivated all and elected great APP
plausc from the audience. y similar
entertainment will be given by them
October l6
Mr.. w. lIarwood. Democratic nom
inec for the Legislature, will have little
or no opposition in the fall election. 1t
is rumored that an Alliance candidate
will tc in tho field but it is thought the
report is without foundation.
Miss Eliza Mosclcy, who has been Wis
iting her old home here for the pas, few
days. left Tuesday for Norfolk College.
The Clay Pipe Works here are now
doing an extensive business, having re-
Gently shipped an order for four hun
dred thousand pipes 10 one trm.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
EMIT IsOI'iASCE,I,

The suicide OF General Boulangcr re-
moves from the field the once popular
leader of the Revanchc party in
France. His career was mcteoric and
brief From member OF the cabinet
and general of the army TO 4 suicides
grave in two short years is fall as
IN arked as any in the history Of the
French republic.
Bonlangcr was brave soldier, an
army reformcr who reformed. and f Ii
but little short of the stature of great.
ness. His downfall was due to an in.
conservative country departments
would not rally to the support of the
pet OF Paris.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
,iSTON.

Rev. c. ii. Buchanan preached at Sam
Williams funeral yesterday evening at
his fathers residence, aftc- which he
was buried at his grandfatht
j. p. Barksdale, who has beer visit
ing in Danviile, Va, returned yestcr-
day evening.
Vinton will send up a large dclega-
ton to the Republican convention.
which meets in Roanoke city to-day.
There was considerable trouble caused
In Vinton yesterday by some gentle
man" trying to steal dog.
Mrs. A Med Smiths kitchen has
been completed, which adds materially
to the looks OF her property.
Vinton Baseball Club will cross bats
with Salem this afternoon at o'clock.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
BUENA VISTA.
TheTimes' Anniversary Edition Attracting
Attention.

Attention.
BUENA VISTA, Sept. 3O.-[Speciall =
The Anniversary Edition of TIE TIMES
has been read here with much interest.
In addition to the display made both in
illustrations and reading matter within
and adjacent to the city OF Roanoke,
the extent to which the industries and
progress in Southwest Virginia and
along the lines of the railroad are pre-
scented is gratifying and instructive.
Your correspondent has conversed with
several persons who have read that
edition of your paper and they refer to
to it as model of prehensivc de-
sign and great industry.
The shipment of pig iron by the
Buena Vista Iron Company for the
week ending September &c was twenty
five car loads, Averaging over twenty
tons to the carload. The furnace is in
fine trim and turning out about ono
hundred tons of iron every twenty-four
hours, of which eighty per cent is
foundry iron, fifty per cent. of it rating
No. foundry iron.
There is increasing activity in mining
iron ores along the Norfolk and Western
railroad north of Buena Vista.
The erection of the new passenger
station of the Norfolk and Western
railroad is going on with due progress;
extension and increase of side tracks,
and other improvements are also under
construction.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

A doctor who was noted for his pro
fences rather than for his cures was
called to prescribe ono day for man
who was Ill, and gave him some modi-
cine. The next day but ono no called to
sec the patient.
GLOW is he to-dny?" no asked u scrv-
ant at the door.
"llc's dead, s!r-thats how he isl
said the servant
''llc is, ch," said thc doctor, indig-
nantly. "Wcll, that's always the way.
People expect our medicine to work
wonders and then they get i'll hurry
and don't give 1t time to prove what it
can lOin
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
On Their Good Bchavior.

Since Onicer Brown of the police force
has been acting as chief, the condition
of affairs in police circles has been
greatly improved. Brown maintains
strict order at the mayors court and
watches the streets day and night.
Policemen are not seen in threcs and
tours any more, but patrol their beats
in good system. This is due as much,
however, to the shaking up OF matters
by the select committee of Council as
any other cause
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
THE TIMES can be found regularly o.

THE TIMES can De found regularly on
sale at the following places:
Roanoke--George Gravatt, Jr., M. L..
Smith 9, Hotels Roanoke, Ponce de Leon
Elk's News Stand, "a Salem avenue, and
Roanoke News Depot, los Henry street.
Bristol, Tenn.--W. A. Ward, Front
Street, Steiner &c Mathis.
Bluefield--Bluefleld Inn.
Lynchburg--Norvell-A Hotel.
Pocahontas--focaho Inn.
Pulaski--ldaple Shade Inn, Brown e.
Brown.
Radford--Radford Inn, Jenkins News
Depot Norwood Street.
Salem--W. Taylors Book Store.
ashington--Willard's The Metropoli-
tan.
Norfolk and Western trains.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

"Whilc convcrsing with Miss l,smcrcl-
da Longcotlin. an old maid of llouston
Tex, she asked II young man in u ban
tcring tone:
GLOW old do You really thinl, nm?'
"Abont thirty" he replied.
You are joking" said Miss Longcof-
fin, Indignantly.
"Wcl." said the wretch, looking Mt
her more critically, ''you can't be much
older than thirtyiivc or forty. "-Tcxas
Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

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csamou
II
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T!Ig gH'a! s S pr ' yS rssY United
co.. Tni t:ennt coa good Insurance
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L. ALFRENl Manager Northca
T. Il MASS1E n
anTau wM YAGER~ IocuAsc Roanoke
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

lie (afiianccd to the widow)-IIow
embarrassing it will be, when we die,
to meet your first husband!
The Widow-Possibly, my dear. you
and the snintcd dead will abide In Diff
fcrcnt regions. That is my hope
Munsey's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Long IINi..

Mr.. Niccfcllo-By the way, have you
seen Miss Ncwbclle's hair? They say 1t
drops almost to her feet
Miss De Pinll--So have heard
Little Brother-Why, Mr.. Niccfello,
that ain't nothin'. Tn other day Sis
tcr's hair dropped clear to tn floor an
Fido ran off with it.-Good News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

1iiclls-What u grand thing It Is to
think of the ballots OF Il great and FREQ
people being disseminated, rs seed are
sown to fi'uctify and bear rich fruitage
Wicks-Ycs; only the votes remind
one of these boots of mine-machno
sewed. You know.-lIoston Trnnscript.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
How 1t Happened.

Pcnscrntch-I had two jokes in the
IIowlcr this week
Fricnd-You needn't think anyone
read them!
''Thcrc's where You arc wrong; every
body read them. The printer put them
in upside down. Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Ills Very First Pnir.

Angelo wouldn't wear my gloves
mt dinner if were you. uncle.
Uncle Philcmon-Sh-sh Angyi I've
been a-watchin' folks all day long, an
/ can't make up my mind when it shocks
IN t sec plain hands an when it don't.
Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
a Southern Hose.

The theatre gocrs OF Roanoke will be
treated to real Southern play Friday
night, when Ada Me .roSo will produce
The Southern Rose"
This Il strong mclo-drama in four
acts and deals in Southern life and in
cidents Miss MelroSc is an actress of
uncommon ability and her supporting
company Is an excellent one 4
crowded house should greet this great
play.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
just Think!

a new rosewood upright piano, Il oc-
tavcs warranted five years, with line
silk plush stool and cover for ssh. on
the remarkably easy terms Of So cash
and ten dollars per month, at the Hob.
bic Music Co.'S, 10 salem avenue, Roa.
noke. IL ssas.5aa
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
SarClSIIl.

Mrs. Scrimp Ito man with pack)-
Glang, there! We don't want no ped
dlcrs round here.
Cohen hat some English grnmmars
NIT me, ma'am. Mcbbc you could use
vun OF dhoSc.-,Judge
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

TIE popularity OF II newspaper among
the best people of community is the
test OF its merit. The TINES is proof
against the snarlngs of broken-down
opponent and the hypercriticism of those
who would measure mountain with a
microscope.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Oh, | wouldn't take it.
No Cause for Complaint.

"Ah, dcah boy. What made you
withdraw from the club whist tourna-
ment?"
"Wcally, old chappic; Their was quite
too much cheating going on, donchcr-
know"
"Why. mo dcah fcllah, it's quite the
the usual thing in the pwincc's sctr'-
Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

A Houston (Tcx.) gentleman Is too
modest to use the word garter. y friend
asked him:
"What kind of q present are you go
ing TO buy Your wifc?"
Il think III get her 'IIoni-soit-qui-
mal-y-pcnsc, was tho rcply.-Tcxas
Siftincs.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
4 Pertinent Question.

llo Coming home latc)-Vcry sorry,
my dear, but | was detained down
town by some pressing business.
Shc-Prcssing busincss I'm! Was It
your typewriter Munscy's Week
w
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

All PARTIES Indebted to the firm of a.
Wright Il Co., Will please call at their
Old stand at once and settle their ac-
counts. All accounts not settled bv
October LIST will be turned ovor to an
attorney for collection.
A. WRIGHT .& Co.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
circumstances Alter Cases.

Old husband (reading)-This lymph
is doing wonders. l think will try it.
1t may enable me to live few years
longer.
Wifo--Oh, I wouldn't take it.
Old husband continuing rcading)-
All. sec that it has killed several.
Wifc-Wcll, it might do you good
Once n Week.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

THE gold is flowing into tho country
at the rate OF several million dollars a
week. The tide will not cease TO flow
for year.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

we have our special fall opening OF
pattern hats and bonncts on Wednesday,
thursday and Friday. September 80,
october and ,. X Il 5. Millinery and
Cloak Parlors, 1875 Salem avenue $. W.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
ROANOKE, VA, OCT. /, 1891.

Rowelps American Newspaper Direc-
tory for 1891 puts tho circulation of THE
ROANOKE TIMES above that of any
other paper in Southwest Virginia, and n t
more than that OF NIL the Other papers of
Roanoke combined.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
misunderstood.

William the Wandcrer (at the kitchen
window, smiling the delicious odor OF
the cooking dinncr)-Bcautcou maid,
l smell
The Cook-I know yo do; nm Of yer
don't go away from here I'll put tn
Boord av lIilth on yer.-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
4 Dead Givc-.lway.

Col. Blood-And so I've caught you at
my hen coop again, you rascal!
Coonby-'Forc do Iawd, sab, dis am
dc berry first time yo cbbcr cotcAed me,
Suah!-.JUdrc
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Didn't ,ynnt to Know Him.

Pnying-Tcllcr-You will have to be
fdcntif!cd-havc some one introduce you
to mc-beforc can cash this check.
Young Lady (haughtily)-But l do
not care to know you, sir.-Judgc.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
rnsatlsfactory Shopplng rlncc

Daughtcr-lIcrc is Bigg, Stoclc s.
Co.'S great store. Let's go in.
Mothcr-No, no. No matter what
we ask for, they will be sure to have 1t.
N. \. Wecklv.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
E-I:-IicVcnEc!

Mrs. IIicks-My husband was awfully
cross this morning, but I'll get even
with him.
Mrs. DiX-lIow?
Mrs. lIicls-Ill PIT mustard plas-
ter on him to-night.-Munscy' Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

lT IS rumorcd that the raight-out
Republicans propose TO have a strii. h
out Republican daily paper in Roanoke.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Moro Bcatty Than I,onuty.

Cora-Dor't you think will sweep
everything before me with this gown?
Dora-No; but you will sweep every
thing behind you.--Pucl,.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
An Ego tn I,uslncss.

81 Stolkes-lm n pretty regular Gus
toner o yours, Jake.
Storclkcepcr-Ycs, but I wish you'd
spend little less time here an little
moro moncy.-Munscy's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
4 lad Eailurc.

bankrupt TO his wifc)-Wcll. It's no
use! I'm ruined.
Ills Wife-ls it rs bad as that?
eyes; all is gone but honor, and there
isn't much OF that left. PUCK.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Not Accented.

Banllcr-What securities can you give
me rs collateral?
Nrokcr-Nonc; but can give wagon
load OF curtics.-Munscy's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

Nn'on dummy will not run after & p.
III. thur day, nor on Friday, till re-
i aired. II. n. DAY,
scpt2 )3t Surerintcndcnt.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
a Decided objection.

The Friend-Do you think You will
mary the viscount?
The Hellc (doubtfully)-No, think
not He hardly matches my complex
ion.-Munscy's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Mr. Tnpcck.s Hcmoustroncc.

$50" said Mrs. Epnccls, "NIr. Marry
much is in Jail at last. Serves him
right for having one wife too many"
"Oh, see here now.' MIR. T.. vcnturcd
to demonstrate. IF that's to DO made
. test"
'Ncll?" very severely.
Nothing; only was wondering how
you'll pass the time while I'm serving
my sentence. Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01

1S0O-ISOI.
TlIE WASHINGTON
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
OF NEW YORK.
CONDENSED rArEMENr-JAxuAnr :, 1891


ad Holders
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Tho Irirst CInn,l.

"Boo-hoo-hoo." cried the bride.
"What is 1t, dcar?' asked the groom
from the other end of tho breakfast
table.
"fy-you haze bub-brolicn your pup
pup-promisc," sobbcd the bride. You
said nothing should ever come between
us, and the bub-brcalifast table is there
nOw.''-IIarpcr's Bazaar.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
Deserving OF sympathy.

Mrs. Cumso-Thcy say Mr. Snoopcr
has gone to tho dogs. I'm so sorry.
Cumso-So am I-for the dogs. Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-10-01
The Old Habit Chung.

'Chollic can't get over his old dry
goods habits now that he's in real cs-
tate"
"Whnt has he done now?"
''Sold man house the other day
and asked him il he wanted il scnt."-
judge.
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TIE y. Il w. STATEMENT
Net Earnings for Ausust--An Increase of
10 Per Cent. Over August, 1880.

The following is the statement of the
Norfolk and Western earnings and OK
penscs for the month Of August:
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Advertising rates made known on applica-

Entered at the Postofcc at Roanoke as second
class matter.
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Fresh Fish-lIcllo, Rastus, would you
like to have me for dinner to-day?
Uncle Rastus-Dat all right, honey;
when wants yers, I'll drop ycrs line.
Il ,ifr-