The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1891-11-05

What gross man MrJunkia =.
Yes, but you ought t. see his brother.
He's Il grocer.
Perfect action and perfect health result
from the Use If De Wits Little Early
Ri>ers. n perfect little pill.
Liner-That man Spacer seems to de-
light I" make changes in every thing
write.
Editor-Y"u'il get used to that; the
editor j. Yet ." he horn VII" wouldn't
have blue penciled the Lord. Prayer.
DE Wits Sar>aparilla destroys such
poi>ous as scrofula. skin disease. e,zeuss.
rheumatism. Its timely use saws many
lives.
Did You hurt yourself. lUve: ssked
Mrs. Larkin. tenderlry, III the hammer
and he announced the fact with
shrek.
No" howled Lsrkin. 1T was the
man in the moon hurt
You never tried DE Witt. Little Early
Ris-rs for constipation. biiis's,.ne.>, sick
headache ar you would n,t have these
diseases.
Mrs. Gsrgoyie (ss her husband rntcrs
at : y. m.)--GcOrxe. have suspicion
that you have been drinking.
Gargoyle-M' dear, you should be likesh
Caesars wife.
..HOw Was that:'
..Sh- WAS above suspicion.
Don't storm the system IA you w"nIu \
fort. Ii held by the enemy constipation,
gently persuade it to surrender with De
Wits Little Early Ri>erS. These little
pills are wonderful convincers.
So BiliknS after counting that girl
for ten years. you ut las; got up spunk
enough to propose:
Wilkins-Ye>. proposed last night. l
guess it will be all right.
Didn't she accrlt:
Not exactly. but think she will.
What did she say"
Its so sudden"
Investigate their merits. DE Wits
Little Early Ri-erS don't gripe. cause
nausea or pain. which accounts for their
popularity. Our druggists say they would
not run "A drug store without these little
pills.
AZ " social gathering widow did not
engage in tripping the light fantastic
toe 4 gentleman approached her and
asked. Are Won going {" dance this
evening" Not until after midnight"
why no; before:' ''Becanst to-day Is
the anniversary Of my second husbands
DEATH"
For the cure of headache, rOustipa-
ton. stomach and liver troubles. and all
arrangements If the digestive and asaim-
ilative organs, Ayers Pills are invaluable.
4 y
take. always reliable, and retain their
virtues i'm any climate.
Jack Tentor- don't see why 20" keep
me so long in suspense. Clara. Can't
YOU saw eyes" or mo" right out:
Clara IIOoks-On. you just wait until
we're married, aud you'll find can speak
out quick enough.
As YOU like it. Gray and faded
whi.krr> may be changed to their nafu-
raj and even color-brown or blark-by
using Buckingham Dye. Try It,
-Cnl-ss more care il given to the hair
the coming man il liable to be = hairless
animal: hence tn prevent the hair from
falling use Halls Hair Remover.
4 BreaAman Ran Over
to Bey.rs' place and got sO''d meal
cooked to order for y cents. SAu
De Wits SarsapariIla cieanses the
blood, increases the appetite and tones
up the system. II has benefited many
,.,onlp who have suffered from blood dis
orders. 1t will help you.
For Sale.
House and lot Military Avenue, known
a the Rice Property. will be sold
cheap for cash. or part cash and balaDoe
, in monthly payment. W. r. WATSON. :
Owing to special concession We
are able to offer the Genuine Burt shoes
or ,N BEE HIVE