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The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
THrBoDAUx. La. December 2ad. 1899.

THIBODAUX, La, December I'd, 1889.
! cannot but eh%eerfully recommend the use
of Gonaux's Asthmatic Remedies, having had
many Opportunities of witnessing their saiu-
tary effects. H. DANsEREAU, NE. D.
ARNAUDvILLE, La, June 18th, 1896.
Mr.. 4. GoHsnx. Houma, La.
Dear sir: For many years my wife il suffer
ing from that dreadful disease, Asthma, and
although / have called on many doctors none
proved to relieve her. I tried your remedy,
and fhe first dose she took she rested all
night. She could not live without this pre-
eieus powder aud mixture. This is the best
certificate that sau can wish.
Yours truly, j. b. RERGERoN.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

A gentleman in Union county, Mo-, who is
too modest d man to have his name mention.
ed III the newspapers, was cured OF rheuma.
tism by C~hamberlainfs Pain Balm, after try.
teen years. For sale BIZ j. Lassalle and all
druggists.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

He who il feeling miserable, suffering with
Dyspepsia and Indigestion and often times
with dizziness, would do well to take I. r. r,
at once. T. r.. r.. {Prickly Ash, Poke Root
and Petassiuful will cure you and arrest the
disease III its incipIency.
Sold BIZ Blake e burke, Washington, La.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
when Raby was sick. ve gaze her cassoria.
when shewa i Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung b castoria-
when she had Children, me gave them oastoria

Dyspepsia, distress after eating, sour
stomach, loss of appetite, b faint, aiI-gnne
fesling,kbad taste, coated tongue, heart burn,
aIl relieved and cured by q. r. r. (Prickly
Ash, Poke Root and Potassiuml. It will re-
gulate tho system, gives an appetite and
makes yon well.
Sold BY Blake C burke, Washington, La.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Scrofula is an impurify Of the blood which
produces nnsightly Jumps or swelling, which,
in the glands of the neck,
causes painful running sores on the arms,
eyes, ears or nose. often causing blindness
and deafness. Take p. r. p. lPricklY Ash,
Poke Root and Potassium.l It has proved it.
self the most remarkable of all blood pm
Sold BY Blake a. burke, Washington, La.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

EJay GouIds daily income is said to be about
o. 500. But this Ii rather small compared to
Rockefeller, who il supposed to receive Sl8,-
900 daily, or Aston, who gets $4,000, or even
Cornelius Vanderbilt, who has to get along
with $4,000 every twenty-four hours.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
Rmcklen.g Arnfca saTye

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tet.
ters, chapped Hands Chilblains, Corns and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, OF
no pay required. II ID guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, OF money refunded. Price
rs cents per box. For sale By +. Il. Bailey.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
ClaamberIain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.

A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes, let.
Ter, Salt Rheum. Scald Head, Old Chronic
Sores. Fever Sores. Eczema. Itch. Prairie
Scratches. Sore Nipples and Piles. 1t is cool
ing and soothiug Hundreds of cases have
bern cured by it after ali other treatment had
failed. It is put Vi, in Is aud SO cent boxes.
For sale by Joseph Lass4Ie and all drug.
gists.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
Corner Main and Bellevue

IUTHEE NIaIH HHW 1EEI6NHH aE6.1
The Lunch counter Is supplied with all de.
licacies BIT The eeason. French Sardines quar-
ter, half and whole boxes the best ever impor.
ted, fresh supply Of Candy. Stick and fancy.
Maecaroni and Verraiceifi fresh supply just
received will te sold at reduced rates 81 the
pound. Good Fleur sold ID sacks "a and AZ
pounds. Toilet soap and cologne. I still keep
np the reputation III handling the best. A
guod supply Of sinware, vinegar and el0fhs
brushes. Pea berry euffae. lunch tongue,
narn beef, s~hrinIs aos 20 beexeeled anywhere.
The beer 3D. dranghs sold 10 families ID any
quantity.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

In homme de couleur, bien comm
ici, Don Louis Lejeune, await etc ar
rete ct incarc6r6, sous laccusation dun
vol de l2 on is piastres an prejudice
de MFR. Hebrard Comeau Cette ac
cusation se ~trouvant a~bsolument sans
fondenlent, Don Louis a etc mis- en-
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Henry Block, IN homme de conlenr,
bien comm aux O~pelousas, a etc nom
me maftre de poste, ell Replacement
de Madame Veuve Bailey don't le
temps est expire.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

For lame back there IL nothing better than
I'd safurafe danneI cloth with Chamberlain
Paia Balm and hind ID nn the affected parts.
Try IL and yon viii be surprised at tie
prompt relief II affords. The sans treat.
nsesat Will anra rheumatism For sale by q,
IsassaIsa aud Hill druggists.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

On attend toujonrs I've lii plus
grande impotence, nous devrions dire
Ia plus grande anxiet6 la decision de la
cour supreme dams cette affaire de Ia
Louisiana; celia ne peut tarder main
tenant, le d6iai accord6 par la cour u
ayocats des deux parties, etant depuis
loHgtemps expire.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Til 4 breach of promise case III New Hauap-
shire tha lover put III as Offsets all the candy
I'D had bought, the miles be had walked, the
rigs he had hired and the time Dc had wasted,
and when footed lib and allowed the girl had
onIy $3.50 Jeff ont Of her verdict COR damages.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

M. Mrs. I'll. g. L. B. Chacher6 ont
onvert vne Bellevue entire Main ct
Court streets, une nouvelle pharmacie /;
ct s'6tant assures les services dun
h0mme competent en- paroille matiere,
ils demandent l'appui ct 10 patronage
du publique on general.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

N'oubliez pas que lie Courier des
Opelousas, a CONSIGNMENT EN- reserve
une grande provision de lettres dim
v~itations, pour marriage, bal, program
mes de dances, ~cartes, etc, le tout du
plus bean style.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

A en- juger par le h0n1bre des char
ruee OF aubres instruments ~afatoires
chi eortent chaQue jour dc notTe cor
poratiOn, nos habisants venlant Ger
tainement regagner le temps perdu par
les pluies fr6guenles que D d Won
enea reinforcement. Nous esp6rons
que leurs efforts pour cette annee qui
commence, seront De nouveati c0uron
n8s de success.
Nous avons appris ave. Ia plus pro.
fonde donleur Is malhenr qni Went de
frapper pour Ia seconde fois, notre
pauyre ami Antony Dietlein: Son sec
ond enfant chi faisait tonte sa joie. son
b0nheuF, son eep0ir, est decide, Di-
manche dernier dams III mutt d 1880, a
f'Age dc 4 mois III M iours, apres nne
courts maladie.
Nous adrassons a Mr.. Is. Dietlein
fexpreasion de- notre profonde sym
pathie dams cette douloureuse occasion.
Mr. Gus. q. Dnpr6 4 achet6 une por-
ton des accessories de- l'6curie de Mr..
A. FL Generas ct j d ajonte iii grand
nonabre dc n~ouvelles voifures, haTnais.
etC., et se propose de tenir an 6enrie.
~ plsnaAss sshts, ns Naean a.snas 81,
49, $500 e Noasa y, 81, - e
81 49, ~ p.aass.s w 7pohu.s 80 aes
$3.50 81 III $3.50 ~ ~ puos1qao ~
ssssss., $3.50 lss ',auss'ons I'D p.us
80 III II &C.,. osa'ssas seenssop
$3.50 80 y -. sso.
Sous rhabiie direction "a Mr.. Van
Horn. III c-ontracteur de il maispn III.
epgsg des Etats.Unia assiet6 IA notre
ieune ami Geo. Pnlfora als. oni.eat i
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Mercredi matin. nm hotstspe III cnu-
lenr dn nom de 0sval Gaidty. ani ~
dfsait atteint de folie, 4 ere conduit 4
In prison do Paroissr, par mesnie Dc
pr6caution; Id respiration senle de Fair
aaInbre des ce lieu de retFaite. d faif
imm6diatement disparaftre la folia de
commando don't il etait atteint. II h
recOnquis ia liberte.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Farmers have to make more trips to do
theif hauling III bad roads than in good ones.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Gnod public roads are worth d good deal
more to the rural population th&n they cost.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Count that day lost. whose low descending
sun views from thy hand no adverti.ing done.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Messieurs les notaires Avocats, JUICES
do paix, commercants Ell habltants,
trouveront eonstamment a foffee du
Courier, des blancs tout prepares qui
lenr seront dune grande utilize, et d
des conditions fort r~aisonnables.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

lie comble du sang-frold So sauYer
D toutes jambes qnand d volt arriver
80 fin.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

LIS brnit s'est r6pendn que qneiques
cas- isoles de cette maladie eonnu sons
10 nom de petite veroIe, s'6tafrnt pro
duits dams notre vile III y avaient
j6t6 nne sorte do paniqne. D'aires
les renseignemeBts que nom avniis re-
cueiliis, il'y aufait cumn,e t~enjonrs plus
refrigeration qps de v6rit6 dams ces
runeurs.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

lie fameux trag6dien Lawrence Bar,
rett eft mort ID 40 4 New York.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Le Courier DIES 0pelousas Sc recon
mande dams l'ex6cntion de tout CO qui
q trait q & que nou ~appelons le job
printing par son exactitnde, sa celerit6,
nettet6, ct surtont par la modicit6 de
ses prix. Essayez: non settlement
vous serez c0nvaincus, mails vons obti
endrez Ia satisfaction la plus complete.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Est zoe priesa Ior ioh wo
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Graade OucertuYe du plus renomme
chemin de courses des Attakapas, sous
les auspices de la soci6te DIES courses
da Pont, Breaux, les 25 ct 26 Avril
proclaim.
Avis est donne a tous les propri6-
taires de chevaux ct p~oulains, mes OF
6lev6s dams les paroisses Nouyelle-Ib
erie, Lafayette, Vermillion, st. Landry,
ST. Marie, Acadia ct ST. Martin,
qu'iis peuyent faire participer leurs
cheyaux on ponlains q ces courses sous
les conditions fxees an programme DIES
afiches.
Les entrees seront closes lie % Avril
an lieu du 20 Mars.
Toutes demandes doiyent stre adres-
sees direetement an DIR. f. r. Martin,
president, on d j.. O. Bourdier, secre-
taire.
Embellishments vendus sur place.
Les portes ouyrent a 9 heures. Courses
cDmmencent a i'll h.
Mnsique par la fameuse bande da
Pont-Breaux.
Prix de l'entr6e Is cents.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Dams le courant de la semaine derni-
ere vendfedi soir, dams une gracefie
tenue par Madame Garalie Frilot,
belle mere de Henry Block, d q~nelqnes
miles .des Opeloasas, nne rixe sang
lante a en lieu toujours d raide dn
conteau. cef1e atme d'aatant plus dan
gerense aa'elle semble plus in.,ffepsiVe.
Une difirulte s'sst 6iryee entire un
nemme Joe Ross de conleur ct Joseph
Fonfenot. o. datnier ayanf tire son con-
teaa 4 tnhlge an premier des pleasures
qni oilt ieceSsite Resistance du DIR.
Thompson. Foitenof Il etc arrsfe,
mails apr6s exain.n. ees blesSntes ayant
ere he ctarees pen a~angrleases par
4 Deeteuf, F1ntea.,t /. etc mis- en-
iIt,erte.
Dimanellt defnier. iouH de- Paauess
81 vetste dt~ baascs IL 'Egltse GatlloIi-
aas d go III Il & mate dshabltt.is Ills
sac en srHsiet 4rsigisa iii.
L. pr,ais IA DE- cefss vetfs 4 atteillt
Ill eIiiffe respectable ~ 1900 piastfes.
Nous yon atais de- donn+i II mont-
ant ds III geetftt de HI vents drs com
4siibies dstss ffinteert IL Eglise.
Cr min Art setts l,arler de III tom
boa sest elsse Il SI07 Is.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

In proverbe francais, bien vienx,
mails qui men est pas moins vrai, dit:
Dis ce que til penses. r6h6ehis, ct que
Ia plume ne sorte jamais des limites
que les c~onvenances determin ent sois
vrai, sois juste ct avant tout honnate,
telle est notre devise.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04
Le hal masaae dome IL 81 Mars der

LIE bal masaae dome le 81 Mars der
| nier dams la waste Sale de MIR. j Per-
robin, sous l'intelligente direction des
DANES compesant lie eomite des rs
ponr L. funds ,ies ecoies publiques. a
etc, connie noa l'ayions presselti, un
success complef, tant an point de vue
~inancier, qn'an point de yue social I: la
sale magnltiqnement deeofee, presen-
TAFT IN camp d'eil yraiment feerique !;
la diyetsit6 dies costn mes retnalq nables
E,ar lenr elegance II leur fraieheuf,
faisait l'oiJet De i'admiration, meme de
cenx Qai 81 mnntrent paif'is inditfer
ents a de setnblables amnsemtnts.
L'ordre le plus parfait. pentrain
IL plas irresistible Mons cesse dc segner
ptnsiant tout he conrs IL cttte soifer
qai s'est ~plnfongee jaSqnsa ulle Ieuie
ASST av8ttteee, hous ne difuns pas he la
unit, mails dl jent sniyant:a tteux heates
da main Ia recette avail atteint le
chtffle de- 1927, ct tout n'etait pas ven
lu.
D%imaneh+ det,rier. jour de Paqups,
DIES tables chargees DIES chooses les plus
dictates. pour satisfaire les appetits
les plus recaicitrants sont restees dres
sees dams la cour de l'EgIise Catholi
que tenaes par les Danes des deux
c%ouleafs de cette congregation: lie
produit a lealiser de cette vente de
eemestibles GU ~victnailles de toate
espece, doit 6tre afeete b l'agrandisse-
ment de notre edihce religitux, beau
coup trop restreint pour lie grand nom-
bre des fideles qai p%rennent part aux
ceremonies 81 imposantes de notre
cnlte: Nous apprenons que grace az
d6vodement ct a la magnifque direc-
ton des Danes eharg6es de CO soin
penible. surtout en presence d0 temps
tres deliverable que nous avons Gu, lie
produit de la recette generate a atteint
IN chiffre fort respectable.
Honneur q vous, Mesdames, qui
savez tonjours faire tourner a profit les
chooses, solvent meme, les plus ardues.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Qasest CO que la wei Bien drs
philosophers ont diseuf4 sur ce point,
socrate luismeme en- 6taiF impression
id Esrr on ne pas etre, / etait "a
question 81 espendant quest oe que
Ia vle!l
Precisement 70 temps one phomlne
met d m0urir.
The Opelousas courier., 1891-04-04

Le general ~conf6d4r6 Joseph Il.
Johnston est inert a Sd residence de
Washington samedi soir. II etait age
de 81 ans, II ne reste plus mainten-
ant que que Il general Beaaregard
vivant des six g6neranx dc la Conf6d6-
ration.
The advocate., 1891-07-08

sayso, unless by argument he was able
to prove It; that the sayso argument was
played out in Mississippi.
Then Mr.. George started out fresh
again as quick as he had recovered from
the knock-down blow that Mcdowell had
given him, only at the next place TO
find still another Richmond in the field,
in the person Of Hon. E. Barksdale,
whose arguments were Of such charac-
ter that Senator George was not able to
answer them, and when he undertook il
his speech fell so fiat on the audience that
he got angry and commenced the regn-
lar tactics Of the lOw-bred politician. He
resorted to abuse for argument, and, 40
Mr.. Barksdale refused to indulge In that,
Senator George is now wondering why
the people will not turn out to hear him.
The schoolmaster has been abroad In
Mississippi and the people are not tax
ing any more stock in saysos.
The advocate., 1891-07-08
Sec Fuusten's ad. on top of page eleven.
40 Am Friends of Political Reform.

40 All Friends OF Political Reform.
The Peoples party has been formed
under the most favorable auspices, and
gives promise of an early emancipation
from the thraldom Of the money power
and other monOpolists. But this emancl-
patton cannot be secured without special
and extraordinary effort, requiring large
outlay in the preparation of documents,
arranging meetings and other legitimate
and proper purposes. To this end every
earnest friend of political and eco
nomic reform, and every reform organ
ization, Is urged to contribute, at once,
and literally. Don't delay a moment
Send the money now. Bring the matter
up in your organizations at once. A few
dollars contributed now, when the pre-
llminsry work is to be done, may do
more good than hundreds Of dollars just
before the elections, when 1t Is too late
to organize and agitate. Remit all con-
trlbutious to the secretary Of the national
committee. Robert ScHILLING,
482 Market st., Milwaukee, Wis.
The advocate., 1891-07-08
THE SOUTH WILL BE WITH US.
he EdltOr Of THE ApYOCATE:

To the Editor Of THE ADVOCATE:
GENTLEMEN-Th Farmers Alliance
and Industrial Union Is not partisan
organization, but as full of politics as an
egg is Of meat The Alliance cannot join
any party, but has to act as circum-
stances may direct, and no man can get
the Alliance vote (south) without an In
dorsement of the Ocala demands. We
have withdrawn from parties and stand
as balance Of power, and the third, or
Peoples party will get our vote, and we
will make our fight solid. There are
ninety members Of our Sand Hill Alliance
(563) composed mostly Of Democrats,
and we have been the solidest Demo
cratic precinct In the United States
where all $50 voters can read their ballot
but five, now we will be as solid as ever
for change. AS to Mr.. Cleveland, Mr..
Mills, Mr.. Carlisle, or any other per-
son opposing the sub-treasury plan and
bill, getting the vote of the Alliance, that
Is all bosh. We will meet you in Clncin-
natl the 22d of February next and then
when we compare notes the battle opens,
and the Old North States tar heels are
never to hunt in time Of emergency. We
stand by our agreements, as has been
demonstrated. The war is now on, and
at Cincinnati we will select our flag men.
/ am, fraternslly, VIM. L. HENRY.
Acton, N. c., June 25, 1891.
The advocate., 1891-07-08
THE JIG IS UP.
zens' Alliance.

From the Olt zens' Alliance.
Senator George of Mississippi ia a can
didate for reelection. The only thing
that seemed to be in his way was the
Farmers Alliance principles, especially
the sub-treasury bill. Some few weeks
ago il was blazoned out in bold display
type In the columns Of the Democratic
press Of the south that Senator George
was TO enter the arena in Mississippi and
was to be the Sampson that was to go
forth over the state with his jaw bone
and slsy the enemies Of the Democratic
party, as the members Of the Farmers
Alliance were termed In those journals.
That their favorite measure, the sub
treasury bill, was to be laid bare in all its
hideousness. That it was to be shown
as the great destroyer of the constitution
that the bourbon Democrat Is always
pEAting 30 much about. The speech, we
were informed, was laid before the Dem
OcrAtlC leaders here at the capital, and
they, to use q scripture phrase, pro-
nounced it good. OF course the Demo
cratic leaders are at any and all times up
on the question of scripture. Well,
George started out amid the tom-toms Of
the southern Democratic press. His
opening speech was at Senatobla. But
when he got there he found another
Richmond In the field, in the form Of j.
H. Mcdowell, the president of the Ten
nessee State Farmers Alliance, and Mr..
George Gould not well afford TO ignore
hls claims to half the time In defense Of
these called terrible sub-treasury scheme.
And when the four hours debate was
over Mr.. George was not handsomer than
he was when the debate commenced.
But he was q great deal wiser. He
found out that Mississippi audience
was not willing to admit that the meas
ure was unconstitutlonalon Mr.. Georges
The advocate., 1891-07-08
READ THIS.
Save Your Chlldren-The Enemies of Child
hood
!, June 25, 1891.

Save Your Chlldren-The Enemies of Child
hood.
The undersigned clips the following
from the Detroit Commercial Advertiser:
"This is my first visit to the round ia
ble, and Villas letter about worms in
children Is what brings me here. My
child was 80 bad he had spasms. ] knew
that worms were the source Of the
trouble, but q safe remedy l could not
find. / tried everything heard Of that
| dared to, got worm medicine from ev-
cry drug store In town, and nothing did
any good until l tried Steketee's worm
medicine. have not much faith In pat
ent medicines generally, but had heard
enough about DR.. Steketee, of Grand
Rapids, to know that he was an honor
able man and would not recommend a
medicine unless it was all that he claimed
It to be. / got the medicine and 1t proved
perfect success. 1t ls perfectly harm
lees, and no one need be afraid to give 1t
to the most delicate child. II is not pow
erful enough TO kill the worms; you get
them alive and kicking. II you cannot
get it Of your druggist, send to Doctor
Steketee, Grand Rapids, Mich, for it.
MRS M. H., Jackson, Mich"
II your druggist has it not, send %
cents in stamps to G. G. Steketee, Grand
Rapids, Mich.
The advocate., 1891-07-08

The above represents the which
SeVAtV0 readily they
the skim have they be dipped ac0s The
dangerous character Of Electric Belts charged with acid
next the skin too well known 70 be repeated here PROF WILL
SONS system distinct from these dangerous Copper
Belts aS b pine knot 10 an ndans gam to the electric lights
stores and city Streets There need not sick
lea aye from accdentO II our Underwear
would part the wardrobe every lady gentleman
aS also Of infants and children.
The advocate., 1891-07-08

Do you want an education free Of cOsse
Write to THH ADyOcATE for partlcularp.
The advocate., 1891-07-08
3. M. ScOtt's Appointments In jackson
County.

July 2Oth DadsOn Hlll, near Birmingham.
July 2iSt, Bateman'S school house, two miles
north OF HcltOn.
JnIy end, Clrcleville.
Meetings commence at o'clock p. m.
The advocate., 1891-07-08
8, M. Scott, In Greenwood County.

Ravery, Jnly 13, at 2 p. m.
EnTeka. July IA. at Q p. m.
Madison, July 16, at 2 D. m.
The morning call., 1891-02-16

and Miss Beth Sperry left for Santa Bar
bara on Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George McNear have ar
rived safely in Europe after q very pleasant
trip across the Atlantic. They are now Wis
iting in Paris.
Mrs. f. 7. Duhring of Sonoma has gone
down to Santa Barbara on visit to her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John P. Stearns
Miss Leila Carroll of Sacramento has been
visiting Mrs. Frank Z. Brigham of Oakland
during the week
Mr.. and Mrs. John E. de Ruyter have
given up housekeeping, and are now resid-
ing at 1101 Pine street.
Mrs. T. I. Dargie is entertaining Mrs. A.
Hampton and Miss Sallie Hampton of Spo-
kane Falls.
Mrs. E. R. Dimond leaves in few days
for Santa Barbara.
Mr.; and Mrs. E. W. Hopkins and Miss
Maude Hopkins made brief visit recently
TO their Mcnlo Park residence
Mr.. Lansing Kellogg is soiourning at the
Arlington, Santa Barbara.
Mr. ana Mrs. Perry Eyre (nee Macondray)
are seen driving daily at Menlu since their
return from their honeymoon trip 10 Monte
rey.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Wise. of Healdsburg
are the guests of Mrs. Hall McAllister Of
San Rafael.
Mrs. Admiral Benham and Miss Bermiug-
nam nave started for their home in Mare Isl
ana alter pleasant visit in Santa Barbara.
Angeles " -100
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Meyer Miss Never and
MISS Jacobs, who returned from Europe a
lew weeks age, have gone to Del Coronado
for a couple of weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Hecht, Mr. S. L.
Hecht and Mrs. Willie Fries are among the
recent visitors to Santa Barbara
Mr. Isaac Upham of Payot, Upham & Co..
is a recent visitor TO Del Coronado.
Mr.. Il. II. Ohea, well-known resident of
A Alameda, left for five-months' trip to the
East in company with his son Harry last
Wednesday. Before their return TO Ala
media they will visit the Worlds Fair on the
Island Of Jamaica.
The morning call., 1891-02-16
SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT.

much ike tbs s"e nSfi w T1 VII Tne BE
Will be lots of red-hot politicians there. |
imagine. Indianapolis Journal.
Little JenkS-lt is astonishing that won
girls VIII let yourselves be squeezed in tight
corsets. katie-Why. if | refused, George
Exchange.
Highwayman Ito deaf observation-disclosures
or your life. Deaf Individual an carriage
with wife)-Whats that? Money or nv
wife. Well. then, take my wife.-Foreign
newspaper.
Il notice you write for the papers out of
town" Yes, | have some business with
the editors off and one | send nv manu-.
script of, and they send it on."-Phladel-
phia Times.
She--Now. how old would you take ME to
be? No hattery, no. He-About 40 That
Is. by striking an average. You talk as
wisely as a woman of 90 and look like girl
OF 20.-lndianapoliS Journal
Benevolent Lady-Well. sir, / haya givan
you good meal. Are you going away with
out saying anything? Tramp quitting his
hat on)-What do you expect me to saw.
mumP I'm no Chauncey Depew.-Chicag 20
Tribune.
'Sir!' said the artist who mends kettles
and pans II heard you speak Just now of
being as full as a tinker. Did you mean TO
insult Inc, sir % "Be calm, my dear sir"
replied the gentleman with the loud vest
Il made no reference to you, sir | had in
mind the honorable gentlemen in Washing
ton who tinker our laws."-Chcago Times.