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Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoris'
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

THE San Francisco Chronicle in its
Sundays edition has done good work
in behalf of the irrigation interests of
California. 1t devotes nearly its entire
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

Among the very best and most skilled watch
makers and manufacturing jewelers. is Julius
Wolter. at 1872 South Main street. He is
pioneer in the business, and SO well known is
his ability that the most delicate and cOmpli-
Gated cases are placed in his shop.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

THE REV. GEO. H. THAYER, of Bourbon
Ind says: "Both myself and wife owe our lives
to SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE" For sale
by Heinzeman, 222 N. Main, or Trout, Sixth
and broadway.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09
A Special Sale of Carpets.

Buyers will find it to their interest to inspect
our goods and prices No old stuff, all new,
clean, fresh goods and latest patterns. W. E.
BeesOn, 22l S. Spring street.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint? Shilohs Vitalizer is guaran-
teed to cure you. For sale by Heinzeman, 222
N. Main, or Trout, Sixth and Broadway
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

For reliable male and female help apply to
the A. 0. U. w. Employment Bureau, No. 2l5
s. Main st. No expense to those wishing help
or EN- ployment. FRANK x. ENGLER, secretary
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09
Drnn a Post
RED RICE's.

To the California Wine Company, 222 S. sprin 6
street for the finest wines and liquors,
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

Ask your druggist for Eucaloline if you are
troubled with catarrb
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09
Julius wolter,s Establisbmept.

With record like Simmons Liver Regulator
none should be afraid to use it for the liver.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-09

may be the verdict of the
MF .f accarat case, there will be
oF on amongst the reputable
elaa q, l at Britain upon the fact
dal g the gambling habits Of
gop s0 set that ministers to the
rA os efuture king of England.
pulsive of the exposures
roft affairs the fact that
Wales travels with a fav-
M whose society is forced
ge4a c he deigns to honor with
15etcl tere we have two devel-
op eu which will shock the
1ecency and open the
most loyal subjects to
5acia damaging character.
ssca9 s : in the course of the
f1sl ta s was in the habit of
tel8 h, his own gambling
mmon "sports" take
Il ta hem wherever they
gt f confirmed blackleg
dc M t inference is that
w .yr ready prepared with
the accessories necessary for a game.
The man wLo does this is only not
professional gambler because he is
a prince. But then as a prince he can
make his gambling more dangerous to
those who are brought within his infu-
ence than if he werea mere professional.
Young men will naturally say, if the
heir apparent to the throne can gamble,
why should not we? The legal fiction
that the king can do no wrong would not
avail against the actual fact of the bad
example set.
The Prince of Wales is said to be head
and ears in debt again. Parliament has
on move than one occasion relieved him
from the pressure of his creditors; but
after the exposures at Tranby-Croft, and
the strong public opinion that will ensue
from these exposures, it will be difficult
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11

AS everybody knows when visitor
applies for admission to Girard Col
lege. in Philsdelphia. the guard in AZ
tendance asks him If he Is II clergy
man. aud IL SO lac is turned away. fer
BY the viii of Stephen Girarl no cler-
gyman shall enter the place. A naval
officer who visited The city recently
went TO the college and asked To b.
admitted. He was dressed ia black
clothes, wore white tic and had hi,
face smoothly shaved. which alto
gcther gave him the appearance OF be-
ing parson, and the guard politely
informed him that he could not enter.
Why not?" he asked. Indignantly.
Because you're clergyman"
"Thc - am" was the sharp re-
ply. aud without further exchange OF
words the gates were thrown open and
one of the best fellows in the navy
passed in. Washington Post.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
AN ADAPTIVE GIRL.
She Is an Original and Highly Interest.
l Ing New York Product.

One of the verv original young
women on Murray Hill is "a handsome
| creature who changes her mood
nythodically just rs she changes her
| drAss. She argues that no girl can TO
altogether charming il she is forever
| gay. serious, sentimental, sad or play
full She has studied the question
carefully and has satisfied herself that
the way to fascinate Is continually 10
surprise people with fresh moods.
! Never let people know just how they
are going TO find you. In this manner
you always excite curiosity and be-
come something of an enigma to your
friends.
10 be an enigma" says this young
hypocrite. lis to be charming. l bes~
| by being joyous all day long.
couldn't help it, life was such pretty
arrangement. Then began to notice
that certain girls who were OF pensive
nature rather overshadowcd me on
some occasions. and | appeared light
in comparison. Again. / was extin-
guished by intellectual girls. and more
than once have had to take II back
seat for sick. complaining creature.
who sighed and rolled her eyes as IL
she had stomach ache. Then / saw
that no girl who was invariable OF
mood ever retained the interest OF peo-
| pie for any length of time.
The world wants variety in women
Just as il does in the drama. 1t was
then that set myself TO work to be
versatile. Ii was very hard at first not
/. to permit my natural good spirits to
bubble through tho character l was as
suming. but now am finished per-
/ former. and fatter myself / please my
! public as well as any gill in my set. |
| have Just come from tea where i al
fected the very fatigued. nervous man
| ner of lady wto IL somewhat uu-
strung by the stress of the Seasons en-
| tertainments.
90 out to dinner this evening
where l propose to become al en-
| thusiast on painting. l read up ON
Corot aud MiIlet all the morning. aud
shall rapturize over them. aud every
one will say that my temperament IS
so sympathetic. Later ut the theater
shall be dreamy and pre-occupied.
and afterward at supper l shall he gay
aud full OF smart sayings and laughter.
In that way all the people that have
met me for few moments will lind
mg> intotcsting in n particular way.
while those who have remained with
me Throughout the whole evening will
be captivated by my rapid iransforma-
tions. Don't you think my idea very
neat one? can assure you il serves
me well. | ani--weil. the people seem
fond Of me. ~ T. San.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
-nSsINC DANGEROUS.
Dpctors Claim that TonsiiItIs is Conta-
gIous Through kissing.

rs tonsilitis contagious? is a ques-
tion which has beeu puzzling many
prominent physicians of late.
During the past two years a great
increase in the number of cases has
been noticed, until ut present it almost
resembles an epidemic. but hitherto
has not been considered q contagious
disease.
| In an interview with prominent ply
sician learned that the only way OF
overcoming its progress Is to protest
against kissing. These are his own
| words:
ANY charming young lady possess
Ing sweet. rosebud mouth, with u
voice upon which phlegmonis has fast
| cned itself, cannot be kissed without
phlegmonis being the price paid cash
on delivery by the person who takes
| part with her in the dual bliss. Her
perfumed breath. with its silyery tones
and soft whispers. is filled with conta-
| gion, in which micSbbcs OF marvellous
form ily TO new fields of pasture. Hosts
o. cunning but riotous bacteria linger
upon her coral lips waiting to board
those OF the mustached one who reck-
lessiy approaches.
Thus it is very plain that young gen.
tlemen aud their sweethearts should
be very careful that no kissing is done
before it Is learned by both parties
whether tousiIitis has settled in the
throat of either.
| 'Phlegnlonis." said the Doctor. is
n sort of tonsilitis. The ordinary COM
monplace tonsilitis is not contagious.
Indeed, the ordinary form is merely
an Inflammation OF the tonsils. which
sAe glands IN the back OF the throat
with secretions aiding the process OF
swallowing. An invasion Of the glands
by hosts OF liptothrax. a bacterum,
which is normal in the mouth, are the
cause of this troublesome inflamma"
tiou. They are vegetable microbe.
which is always raging in the mouth
aud is nourished by the saliva aud bits
Of food that get into the holes OF de-
cayed teeth. This is the reason why
people who have had bad teeth are
more apt to be troubled with tonsil'
ills"
The Doctor paused moment then
continued:
Although phlcgmonis Is an inham'
nation of the toDsiIs it is vastly differ
cnt from the ordinary tonslitis, as it is
contagious aud the Inflammation ex'
tends all through the entire mouth and
liberated tonsils. Then, too, the Ordi-
nary tonsilitis very seldom lasts longer
than a week aud can be cured in about
tweuty-four hours. while phlegmonis
lasts longer. is more severe aud harder
10 cure.
Many great singers have beer
troubled with it, among whom ART
Patti. Nilsson. Lucca, Campanini ant
others.
Thus it il evident. If the decision o
prominent physicians may be believed
that kissing Is really dangerous pleas
urc, and that those who take part II
the dual bliss should be very caution
not to approach their real enemy as
friend with open arms only to be de
ceiyed by the friendly greeting OF 1t
spy who awaits them with a fascina
ting smile, while behind the scenes al
army of bacteria Is impatiently wait
ing the time which Is sure TO COM
when they can spring upon the inno
cent person who is conquered by 1t
) cunning. scheming ways.
, But will this advice of these physi
cian be CONSIDERABLY Y. Herald.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
LOVELY LADY MACDONALD.
The Premier OF Canada's Ermxrksb BILE
Wife.

The part that Lady Mac lonal,l plavs
in her husbands life il not set forth in
few words. says The Laaies' Home
journal. All that Lady Beaconsfield
was TO the Conservative Premier of
Englaud. Lady Macdonald has been.
and is. to the Conservative Premier Of
Canada. III any one on earth knows
his mind it is she. Their understand
ing OF each other j. complete. aud
their matrimonial felicity unruffIed.
How much Canada owes to Lady Mac
donald for the help she has given her
greatest statesman. only the Pregiicr
himself can ftly estimate.
The wife of the Premier Is n frequent
attendant at the siltings OF Parliament,
the best seat in the Speakers gallery
is always reserved for her. and no inn
portant debate takes plnce that she
does not follow it TO the final vote.
though the daylight may be dimming
the electric lights.
Lady Macdonald is tall and tawny.
with warm tints glowing la her cheeks.
| Her abundant hair n few wears ago be-
came white rs snow and now makes
| a wonderfully becoming aurcole abont
her high, broad forehead. Energy and
| determination are Enthusiastically stamp
| ed upon countenauce whose habitual
| expression is somewhat grave. Yet
whea moved to laughter. the whole
face lights up until every trace Of caro-
| and anxious thought vanishcs from il.
In the art OF conversation she has moth
| ing TO learn. She Is an omnivorGus
reader. and not only reads, but di-
| gests and assimmila,cs her reading.
while rctentive memory keeps at
command all that she acquires. She
forms her own opinions about the sub
Jccts of the day. aud never licsitates to
express them in clear. concise terms.
To tho full extent of her time aud
ability she co-opcrates in all religious
aud philanthropic enterprises aud as
sociations that commend themselves to
her approval. Neither does she hold
aloof from balls. dinners, receptions
and other fatigning features Of social
life ut the Canadian capital. nor dis
dain to take lively personal interest
in tue fascinating subject of dress.
When Parliament Is in session her
drawing-room on Saturdays is filled
with an cver-changing How OF visitors
from three o'clock until dinner time.
Yet no one of them fails to receive a
warm clasp OF the hand, bright. ap-
propriate greeting. and the impression
that tho hostess Is quite rs glad to see
them rs II they were the only callers.
With n dozen in the room at once. the
most of them utter strangers to each
other. Lady Macdonald will contrive
to keep the bali of talk rolling so mer-
rily that all feel they have a share in
the conversation.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
Weight or leo ON TrecA

A gentleman OF Brookline has sent
the Listener an account Of very in
tcrcsting experiment in taking the
weight OF the leo upon treo branches
during the recent icc-storm when tho
Ice on the trees was ut its maximum.
This gentleman thus describes the re-
suit Of his experiment.; "A branch OF
the syringa which weighed one pound
had tive pounds Of icc on It. aud q
branch OF pine needles weighing ono
pound had twelve pounds OF ice on IL.
/ got these weights by taking the
wood with the Ice on 1t at iirst. and
then taking weight OF wood after thu
Ice had melted. This does not repre-
sent correctly tho enormous strain or
actual pressure exerted on the branches
Of trees by these ice-storns. but will
easily account for tho sad brcakaga oi
trees 90 common the past few days and
the dangers from those ico-storms on
both trees and wires. ."-BosfoH 1ras'
>crips.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
WHAT Is = CAD7
Certain Points by which lie May be Dis.
tfnCnished from Gentiemnn.


Richard Grant White wrote that
'thc dropping and putting ou of US
in England is n sure protection against
cads." a statement that was not true.
for the reason that "a cad. as the
term is understood. IL not necessarily
Cockncy. but pretentious man OF
any origin or training who possesses
mean instincts aud exhibits them ia his
manners.
Possibly nothing" said gentle
man who has long been regarded rs
something OF an arbter In social ques-
tions. more decisiyely Stamps the cad
than his pretensions IN knowing just
how TO eat, and his exhibiting con-
tempt for the homcly, old-fashioned
individual who desires TO eat In an-
other way. You may at once be sure
that the fellow who emphasizes his
superior ability in ordering dinner
aud draws attention 10 the manner in
which he eats il has either just ac-
quired his knowledge or Is mean OF
character. IL he Is a gentleman. aud
has always eaten well ever since he
was born. he will he aware that wba.
he personally prefers Is of no mcto
consequence in the real art OF cooking
than what his neighbor relishes. aud
that eating Is not an exhibition, but o
qualification.
III you manage to serve dinner
that would have caused Lncullus to
weep tears OF joy. or that would sum-
mon smiles of approval into the face
of Mr.. McAllister, and yet fails 10
please the appetite of your guests, YOU
| have made dead failure Of it. Yet
YOU will lind the cads 1 refer to ex-
pressing superc;lious disdain of the
| person who would call for roast turkey
in preference 10 canvas back duck. or
| exhibit fondness for fish chOwdcr
when bisquc d'ecreyisses could DO OBJ
tanned.
The cad will be shocked when bar
| barian puts horseradish on oysters,
and nearly faint If butter il requested
| at dinner lie is not content to allow
these slight commonplaces to pass, bat
must impress upon people about him
that he is deeply affected by the vul-
| garity of them. When it comes to the
proper use of wines he is insulferable.
| The mention of brand that is well.
known makes him shudder. He nj.
ways has few names that no one
ever heard before. but which he as
sures you are favored entirely by con-
noisseurs. lie Is absurdly particular
concerning tho temperature Of the
wines, the glasses they are served III,
and the moment ut which they must
be poured. Ali this il done with an
air that makes every one about him
feel very ignorant.
After dining with such man one
rises feeling that he has attended 4
terribly formal ceremony in which AL
cordiali,y. ease and enjoy ment have
been lost in the labor expended TO bt
absolutely correct. Perhaps the mar
who knows it all has really given f;
very good proof of his epicurean taste
but il is more likely he hasn't. Ii
either event he has shown himself ;
cad who would not be tolerated out
side the paryenu crowd that can b'
hoodwinked into believing that goot
manners are taken up and put of lik'
the kingly garments worn by even ba'
actors"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
Charging the Jury.

This is n small case. gentlemen"
said Judge Wing to the jury Tuesday
morning. in the case of the dogs and
the cows. 1T reminds me of the case
that was tried before colored friend
aud brother. way down souf. years
ago. II was his first case rs trial
Justice. and he felt his dignity. He
heard the law and the evidence and
the arguments. and it came time for
him TO charge the jury. At his appar-
ent hesitation ono of the attorneys
nudged him and said. Now charge
the jury and the judge arose and
said. 'Bretren. dis am small case.
an shall charge but dollar an y
half ,m-Le,OisLon journal.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
MARRIED HIS TYPEWRITER.
And is Convicted of Inconsistency BY
Means Of the Verbatim.

lie was in the midst of dissertation
on the woes OF man and the inditfer-
cncc and thoughtlcssuess OF women
when he noticed that his wife was
using pencil industriously.
'.Maryr said he, ''what are you do
ing?'
'.Shorthanding your remarks. John. :"
she said quietly. Then. as he glared
at her. she continued:
"You talk great deal about being
consistent. John. and say you never
find fault except under the greatest
provocation. l should like 10 read
you few extracts from my notebook.
This is verbatim report OF brief con-
versation that took place night before
last:
MARY. where in thunder are my
slippersp
"Just where you left them. my
dear
'"Where ] left 'em. eh? Well. you're
fino wife. Too busy running around
millinery shops 10 put 'em by my easy
chair, where can reach 'em. l snp-
pose. Where did leave 'em? Come.
trot 'em out. and bc quick about it..
The idea Of making me 60 chasing all
over this mcasly houso after slippers
when I'm nil tired out. Don't you
care anything for mc?'
..And this, John. took down last
night:
whats the matter, Johnr
".Mattcr! Matter. Mrs. Blinkins!
Some inspired idiot has pnt my slip
pers right In the middle of the iloor
Tor me TO stumble over. Started to
look for 'cm aud nearly fell on the top
OF my head. Some people haven't got
sense enough to last canary bird over
night
""Why. John. you sai,l--'
'-Oh Of course. said to put 'enl
where could step on 'cm and roll
over aud break nv neck. That's just
like me. but II you'll just leave 'em in
the same place every night I'll get
'em without crippling myself for life.
Tonight, john. you started in like
this:
MARY. l suppose you've put those
slippers Of mine in the caller. or under
tho Kitchen range. or somewhere. You
can lind more blamed fool hiding
places for 'em than any one l know.
Here I've been hunting for 'cln fol
fifteen minutes. You couldn't lind
'em with search warrant. II you've
got brains enough to grasp one single
idea wish you'd
.And then. John. you noticed ! was
taking notes and siopped. II you will
60 on"
But John slammed tho paper into {
corner. kicked over . chair. and cx'
claimed In disgust:
"Wesl. that's the last time Ill marry
my typewriter"
Now he's trying 10 explain his las
remark. - CAicuoo zrsbwns.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11

Il prompt return
Of your money, If you get neither
benefit nor cure. Risky terms for
the doctor, but safe and sure for the
patient. Everything to gain, moth
ing to lose. There's Just one medi-
cine of its class that's sold on these
conditions-just one that could be-
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It's a peculiar way to sell
it-but it's a peculiar mei'cine.
It's the guaranteed remedy for all
Blood, Skin and Scalp Diseases,
from common blotch or eruption
to the worst Scrofula. 1t cleanses,
puriiies and enriches the blood, and
cures Salt rheum, letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, and all manner of blood
taints, from whatever cause. 1t
costs you nothing if it doesn't help
you. The only question is, whether
you want to be helped.
"Golden Medical Discovery" is
the cheapest blood purifier sold,
through druggists, because you
only pay for the good You get.
Can you ask more?
The "Discovery" acts equally
well all the gear round. Mado by
the Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, at 663 Main Street,
Buffalo. N. Y.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
A Diving Feat.

The greatest diving feat ever achiev-
cd was in moving the cargo of the
ship Cape Horn. wrecked off the coast
OF South America. when diver named
Hooper made seven descents to a depth
OF POI feet aud at one time remained
under water forty-two minutes, Siebe
states the greatest depth to which a
man has ever descended to be 204 feet.
equivalent TO pressure of eighty-eight
aud one-half pounds per square inch.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
A squaw's Remarkable Jouracyi ns

In the last century Chinook In
dian woman. known to Father llus. a
great Traveller md missionary OF that
period. while he was with the Indians
on what we now call the Pacific coast.
was many wears aflcrward met by him
In Asjt Though many vicissitu,es
aud s.raugc experiences. she had pass
cd from tribe to tribe and from place
TO place always moving northwar,i.
until she reached Bchriny Strait. and
there having gone ont ia one OF the
large canoes usc,I by the scafarin. In
dians Of that region, Ia n great storm
they were driven across the strait Ia
wreck aud death to all save her. and
she wandered on until she met Father
Hulk in the interior Of Asia. She had
not sought TO return. but following the
spirit Of adventure bred In her by her
strange experiences, she went on TO
see now lands. - Couricr-Jonr,sal.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
A LISTENING Bird.

little bird sat on an npple-tree
And Inc was ns hoarse ms hoarsc could be;
.Ic prccned and he prlnkcd. and ho rufied his
throat,
But from IL there fioated no sivery note.
''Nota song can ] slug" sighed he. sighed
he
mot song can sing" sighed ho.
IN tremulous showers the applc-iree shed
us pink ard white blossoms on his head:
rac gay sun shone. and. like jubilant words
tie heard the gay song of thousand birds.
"All the others can sing" he dolefully said
"All the Others can sing" he said.
SO he sat and he dropped. But us far and
wide
fhe music was borne on the airs warm tide,
A sudden thought came To tie sad little bird.
Aud he lifted his head as within him ~ stirred.
"If cannot sing, can listen" hc crled;-
''Ho! hoi can listenl" he cried.
Julia g. H. Dorr. IN Harper's Young People.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
New Workers Swear or Swearing

There Is far less profane swearing
than there used to be in New York a
generation ago. says World man. An
old New Yorker says that when he
was ia his boyhood nearly all the men
whom he knew were swearers. E:gy
would swear like troopers when they
got angry: they would zap ont oaths
ia their ordinary talk; they would
spice their funny stories with profan-
ity; they would damn and blast things
with perfect uncOncern aud with cool
tongues. The old New Yorker says
there has been great improvement
in the public manners in this respect,
aud that he does not now know any
man who is guilty of habitual swear
inc.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1891-07-11
To Disnel Gods.

Headaches and Fevers. to cleanse the sys-
tenn effectually. yet gently. when costive or
bilious. or when tIe blood is impure or
sluggish. TO permanently cure habituai con-
stipation, TO awaken the kidneys and liver
10 healthy activity. without irritating OF
weakening thom. use Syrup Of Figs.