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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-02-22

the back window, and might have car
ried away every thing we possessed if
he hadn't attempted 20 refresh himself
with the contents Of pint flask of am
mouia, which we uSe5 for the a!levia-
ton Of mosquito bites. The noise
which he made trying to get his breath
woke up everybody i'm the house except
the dog.
This remarkable animal bears gen
eral resemblance TO an Irish setter, but
il is only because that part of his nat
urc is nearest the surface. The like
ness viii not deceive anybody who i
MT strongly prejudiced in his favor.
However. he will be entered in that
class: and if he doesn't win prize the
Judges will do well TO absent themselves
from the city until the excitement
blows over.
Maude calls him Beauty. like the
name: it is wholesome and necessary
reminder that anybody who criticizeS
the brute'> personalappearauce will wish
he hadn't. 1t occurred TO Maude that
when Beauty had won the prize all the
newspapers would want 10 print his
picture. This was intended as hint
that one ought 10 have him photo
grabbed or ''mugged." as they say at
police headquarters. To oblige her
had friend bring his camera TO the
house. and we took snapshot al
Beauty. Unfortunately ne yawned just
at the critical moment, and we obtained
nothing but misty view OF his laryuX.
with few teeth IN the foreground.
Ny friend understands the photograph
business as well as professional, and
when be presented the proof OF this
picture 10 Maude he tried To convice
her that the pose was easy and natural
and the expression characteristic and
amiable. He said that he considered 10
quite unnecessary % have another sir
ting: he was sure that all Beautys
friends would be greatly pleased with
the portrait. Having thus done his
duty rs a representative of the photo
graphic profession. be- suggested that n
Maude absolutely refused to be salts
fed with tals triumph of his art il
might be wei ~ try the hash-light next
time. Perhaps something sudden and
surprising. Ike tic explosion OF flash
powder under his nose. might give TO
Beauty'> expression that appearance OF
animation which was possibly the one
thing lacking 10 the FRS, picture.
We decided To try the AaSh-lic ht.
Maude posed Beauty Ia big chair, and
she bestowed an amount of painStaking
attention upon him equal TO that which
she would have given TO her own. toilet
IL she had been about 70 Splayit in the
presence Of her bitterest enemies.
When she HAD put him in position she
withdrew into the next room because
she knew that the fash-powder would
frighteu her halls TO death. it was so
isa "a fash of lightning.
While she was escaping carefully dark
ened the apartment producing glow
so deep thac / fell over several pieces of
furniture n endeavOring To reach
place OF safety while my friend was pre-
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My friend. the agent of % Buffalo wall
nerar house. was talking on with a
headache n the waiting room Of the big
icu,, iu Philadelphia. when slick
looking stranger about - years of age
sat down beside as and asked:
els the ache mostly over your eyes
or FOB the back Of Your head?'
-It'> all over my head. IS sroaued the
victim.
Exactly. Proceeds from nervous
,,rte of the system All. your pulse is
away up Let me see your tongue. l
rlourht So: a cold current of air has
chilled She nerves along the spine, and
90 smashing headache is the result
Are YOU q phySiciau?' / asked.
"WcI. uo. not iu ,he ordinary sense.
am called professor Some call me a
fa6jr. even. J effect cures by what IS
called iarjrc on of hands. You are
s,cu-ical. of course; bat I'll agree 10
cura your friend here iu ten minutes or
forfeit $500.
"For heavens sake 90 ahead groau-
od Tom III you can cure NE In an hour
ID, give yoU Ten dollars
We sven, down into the baggage de-
a8rtmcnt. where the performance
wouldn't attract So much attention. and
fh. t-. ow began passing ais hands over
ror'> bead dui face. auc also rubbing
his haujs Tie hadn't worked q minute
before Tom said he fe't better, and i'm
COB, .h. headache was entirely gone.
Vow. done offer to pay me or
IS ...I ....+f .r..faf f DID. e.fi as ha stunned
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pairing to ignite the powder He was
rather slow in getting it TO burn, and
when il finally blazed up we secured d
fine picture of the chair in which Beauty
had been sitting. but he, meanwhile,
had wandered away
I turned up the gas and hastily sum-
moned Maude. who stumbled into the
room with her handkerchief over her
eyes. asking ia nervous tones if that
horrid stuff he'd gone of. We replied
that it had. and Beauty also. \ care
full search of the room failed 70 reveal
him. Maud Historically accused US OF
burning him up with our incendiary
flash powder, but we repelled the accus-
alton with scorn. Then she said that
Beauty must have escaped through my
imbecile carelessle>s ia leaving door
open. called her Alteration - the fact
that they were all closed except the one
which she herself had just opened.
This led TO a search Of the apartment
in which she had taken refuge. and In
remote corner OF F.. We found Beauty
fast asleep. He had just naturally fol-
lowed Maude out. and she hadn't seen
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him because she had keep nor eyes
shut through fear Of the fasa-powder.
Jack, the photographer. was coEsid-
erably annoyed by this incident. lie
objected to having his camera made the
subject for practical iOkes. ! modified
him somewhat by telling him how glad
was to get really satisfactory pic
ture of that chair. lad long learned
TO possess something which would re-
mind me of that valuable piece OF fur
uiture after the dealer from whom /
had bought il on the .n>ial.ment plan
had taken il away.
We chatted thus pleasantly while we
prepared for another attempt To- capture
Beauty's likeness. Ndude enticed him
back in the room and posed him once
more, In order TO guard against rep
etitiOn of the miSuap which had brought
our precious efforts 10 naught. we ar
ranged that Maude should conceal her
self pehind Beauty's pedestal and de-
tain him by encouraging words and a
firm grip on his tail. Perhaps her own
wild fear of the tla-n powder prevented
her from exercising that soothing effect
upon Beauty's spirits which We mad
hoped for. She was pretty badly scared
and she talked 10 that unfortunate AMI
nal in way that would have under
mined the calmnesS Of Sacred Gnee.
Her agitation was increased when Jack
remarked that he proposed TO make a
sure thing of il by using "A double dose
of the illumination; and by the time all
was ready both she and the dog were in
n state of nervous excitement bordering
on hydrophobia.
Jack had brought some sort Of an APP
plance for lighting the powder in an
artistic manner, but he had lost 10 IN
the confusion incident to the disappear
ance of Beauty, 50 ne put the il.umi-
nator in the middle of a sheet Of paper.
aud touched a ma,ch to one corner.
The paper smouldered. and was unwill-
ing TO burn. Several painful minutes
elapsed.
son. this suspense is killing me"
moaned Maude: aud Beauty Clipped 10
with long, melancholy howl.
Cant you do snmething to precipita'e
the catastrophe?" said TO Jack.
This coufounded paper has gone
out" he muttcred. iumbliug around FOR
a match. Now, Jack was in error re-
garding that paper. and he discovered
the truth about il just AT the moment
when his open hand was directly over
the pile of flash powder There came a
dazzling flash, in the light of which /
saw Beauty soaring IN mid-air. with bis
mouth wide open and fear and agony in
his eyes The next instant heard him
land with crash ON tap OF the
camera. smashing it 60 fragments. !
heard Jack rush to the window yelling
fire and murder, and as made
dash to stop him ] ran straight
against Maude, who clasped her arms
around my neck aud screamed into my
lief, ear Jack meanwhile had torn the
window open with crazy notion OF
cooling his burned hand in the outer air..
III, howls attracted the attention Of a
policeman on tLe side walk opposite.
who saw the smoke Of the tlash-pOwder
pouring ont Of the window, and dt once
pulled in an alarm from the nearest box.
Half an hour later when the depart
meut had eXtinguishod the colAagra
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-02-22
ARr YOU AMoNG THEME
A Little List of People Who Need More
Religion


The man who let's his horse stand,
litched an day. out in the cold. without
blanket.
The man who refuses 20 help pay the
preacher. because he doesn't preach TO
suit him.
The man who growl> like bear with
q sore head every time his wife asks
him for money.
The woman who whispers it around
that some other woman Is not any bet
tor than She ought 90 be.
The preacher who is all the time look
ing for aneaSier place alta bigger salary.
The man who walks with his hands in
his pockets, aud'iets his wife carry the
baby.
The mother who never tries to point
her children 20 the Savior.
The man whose ncighborS never have
any idea that he is q Christian.
The preacher whose sermons never
help anybody.
The man who keeps dog and says he
cannot afford % take a religious paper.
The people who never have anything
GOOD 90 say about other people.
The '1D VINO uoN see lut >cuH' IN
sending missionaries 90 Africa as Ions
lis there are So many hoodiums in
America.
Tho man who puts a penny i'm the
ba>Nc. when De ought to put in dollar.
The man vino says that charity ought
to begin ut home Whenever the mission
AIRY collection is being taken.
The people who always pray the same
prayer at Che prayer meeting
PEOPLE who get their backs up at one
another and stay that way. year after
year. without taking Che Lords way TO
be rcc0uclled.
People who always have 90 60 back
forty-scyeu years 20 lind any thing
worth speaking of that the Lord has
done FOR Thorn.
The woman who cries her eyes out
e she s,es another women at church
who has on better bonnet than she
has.
People who hayean idea that they can
-e, into heaven on their good behavior.
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zone time" said the judge. ..
they appeared near my p.ar.. .-
mined 20 save nay garden r..
Sible. got ont glI tne D0t-.
blankets, spread them over f.0
bleS. and fastened down
and edges with heavy >.n~
early in the morning N..
back IN the afternoon T.. u.
there was any ,hing Ou. ,..
/ The grasShoperS bad not 0r
up every green thing BOO tl, g.f.
had deyoured the blanket.
also. Two days aiterwart -.
niger near my place. Do -
TO sleep under live oah. Il
per army came along. Dr. at
straw hat. ate mp a.l h., c.0tan.
wool from his mead. hiscI.-.r-
eye-laShes. and got away SILL.
nails. 10 cleaned him upcaf.ny
niger died afterwards. wU.
fright or Of the raya-es OF tA.
the coroner's jury could n9tdr
The Judge described how .e ..-
hopper generated its species.
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Possibly You are right responded
Colonel Robertson. But if the fly de-
posits an egg, the egg matches nearly
ON the instant. have seen worm
wricglinc like a skipper within ten sec
onis after the fly disappeared. When
the worm once gets 10 work, there
seems 90 be no remedy. The hog is the
only animal that can get shed Of them.
If his hide is perforated he plunges
into q bed Of soft mud and wallows
there The mud plugs ny the holes
I'm his hide aud suffOcates the grub.
Let q drop Of blood appear upon the
nose VI horse, the leg Of q sheep, the
back OF "a mule, or the face Of man,
and the ny will be there. y negro in
the GrOS-e-tcte country got drunk. ran
against tree and set his nose bleeding.
Not long aftcrward be lay down and
went 90 sleep. a fly crawled into his
noSrils and deposited It's larvae. The
screw-worm made IFS appearance, forced
It's way ID his brain and the negro died
10 horrible asonies.'
The Colonel said that On certain
places in Louisiana the H. had appeared
in extraordinary numbers. 10 had de-
posted it> larvae In great beds OF mud
The EGGS had Matched, and the mud
vas alive with grubs.
This again aroused the Texas Con-
cressman He began anew to de>caut
upon the achievements OF the LoueStar
,crew-wOrm. He said in Texas they
had found only one remedy when cattle
were infested with them. They packed
l. 10. obi
made 10 the hide by the worm. The
moisture in the wound swelled the sub
stance. excluding all air, aud the worm
persisted and dried up.
The two distinguished gentlemen had
4uite discussion as 10 now the worn
urouayated. They finally agreed, how
ever that after certain period of life
it dropped out upon the ground and
turned into q chrySaiis. AfterwJrd the
fly was evolved, and perniciOus as ever.
began 70 look for blood.
Colonel Robertson was asked whether
the screw worm troubled birds lie re-
piled that ne did not know. The North
ern Congressman. who sought the in-
formation. said that he had killed car
birds in the spring in Northern thick
cts. and az certain times found their
bodies filed with grub>. tie fancied
that they might be similar to the screw
worm.
That, remarked the Colonel, "un-
doubtedly robs you of delightful dish.
The cat bird in the South. near the be-
ginning Of the year, is a great delicacy.
II feeds upon the young buds of the
magnolia until it is permeated with the
exquisite aroma of the flower. When
cooked the bud gives the flesh q delect-
able favor Vitellius would have gone
int ecstacles over it, Sam Ward said
IL was a dish fit for the gods
Gradually the conversation turned
from the screw-worm to the grasshoD-
per. The Texas Judge told some amaz-
Ing stories. He had seen grasshoppers
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tio, % the palm OF Jacks hand, aud
had broken in thci imperuous haste
fhc few articles q, furniture. which
Beauty and the r..- o.. u~ hadn't had
time 10 attend 30, discovered Naude
and the prize dog seated ON the back
stairs consoiiug each other. The un-
fortunate Beauty bad encountered a
threc-iuch stream from q clemica. en-
giue. which had taken almost ali the
outer crust of Irish setter OF him. and
Lad made 10 somewhat difficult 20 say
just what part OF % dog-show he was
best fitted 10 adorn.
1 called Mdude's attention 20 This.
and said ! feared that his diSiointed and
fragmentary appearance might -n4iect
him TO the ridicuie Of tine judges.
IF they are human" said she, caress-
ing the unhappy ANIMAL "they viii
pity and forgive him
Howard FIELDING.
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\ Real Bals.m is Kemp. Balsam.

The dictionary saws, "a ba.sam is e
thick. pure, aromatic substance flowing
from trees" kemps BalsaLf for the
Throat and Lungs IS the only cough me1l-
cine that IS real balsam. Many thin.
watery cough remedies are called balsams.
but such are MOI. Look through a bottle OF
kemp's Balsau and notice What a pure,
thick preparation il is If you cough .use
kemp's Balsam At all druggists. Large
bottles soc. an5 81.
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himself behind 81 cloud. 10 rs sad ,ne
.ae.t -Ia,, room oi all was built in the
house Of Mr. Henry Ciew>.
-W.... both n..u there before
Many um-. many time,
sang the poet Vet the poet knew Just
aS You and / know, that there are Ger
tain old stories that are ever new and
which seem 10 become all the sweeter by
much telling. If youveever been in love
Won .,now all about 30. You know the
Gushing and he rapture chat were yours
rs ip t0 lip You told each other The self
same story until the hours slipped by as
seconds would. leaving word yet I'M
said. NpXr evening AN must be again
Zoo thc same charming old way. And
IT'S delightful 20 Doe bon love and wide
awake 90 aH the pains and heart thrills,
Tine b.,ters and the sweets of love life.
The knowledge is fraught with pain,
but 10 is weil worth the sleepy uninter-
e>-ng expectancy for which it is eN-
changed.
Give me- one hour-iust one single
brief hour-with the man who is my en-
thuSissm, and who adoreS me. even as /
adore him. and l care not what comes
in all time or all eternity.
That's villa, che d.csey birds say.
CARRIE CARELESS.
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piled many feet deep around
s,eads in Texas. Ever ta.l-
had been destroyed by th.u g.
had eaten up the saN-sr8>,. i..
half-grown peaches, str.i. -l
from the pecaus, and "caa.
even Spanish bayone.s Ta,y
clouds that obscured lire U-.r
sun and chased The chicken,
They destroyed grea, field, .
entered dwellings AMI .
thing within reach iu lan,.t a.
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BOTH SIDES REVIEWED.
Arguments OF Couusel-The Courts Pre-
pared Decision.

Mr.. Smell arose and after referring to the
painful necessity he found himself under.
of commenting upon the evidence
and the reluctance he felt in
doing it, said that the defendant in thus
case was man Of some prominence. who
had heretofore borne a good reputation.
who had been honored by the community
in which he had resided with places of
trust ami preferment. and of course he
had the benett of all that in the trial in
case his honor saw fix to bind him over To
the superior court And vet, he
said, perhaps the defendant stood
no better in the community
than Edward Alhertson himself.
Yet Edward Albertson has been guilty of
one of the gravest otfenSes aud has been A
party 10 one of the greatest plots that per-
hans has been brought 10 light in the his
tory of this country.
Mr.. Smell then defined the province of
the court as q committing magistrate. and
cited the section of the code providing
that no distinction shall exist between
on accessory before the fact and a princi-
nal Mr.. Smell then proceeded:
Now. If the court please. in regard % the facts
In this case. The evidence hsEs shows that the
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Everywhere

you go you are reasonably sure to see or - -
something about Hoods Sarssparilla- NO -
cine before the public has such popu1s.n,sr
or been so much talked about and praised. - a.
over the country, Hoods sar 'apariIa' 49, -.
TO Itself, 100 Doses One Dollar. are familiar hv
hold words. Hoods SarsaparilIa has Won unlA.
tied praise by its wonderful power 10 Ha a -
scrofulous ami impure blood rich ana pule,, ~.
the satisfaction meals experienced by ,no ~ !.
mer dyspeptie. in the happiness OF III sr "A
has cured Of malaria and catarrh, 10 DuoyaDoy =.
spirits and good appetite it has impaired TO tn0ss
recently weak tired and run down.
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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-05
WASHINGTON.

THE 1NTERNATloNAL RAILWAY.
WASHINGTON, March 5.-The In
ternational railway commission met
today and arranged the prelimina-
ries for making a survey Of the pro-
posed railroad. VIM. f. Shank, of
Plttsburg, formerly connected with
the Pennsylvania railroad, was Sc
lected as "Organizing Engineer"
and he will have general charge Of
the survey work, The principal
difficulty anticipated in the survey
Is crossing the Andes in Columbia.
1t is estimated that it will take
eighteen months to complete the
survey.
PROTECTION OF LIFE.
WAsHINGToN, March 5.-At tho
ctnveatiou of state railroad com
missiOners yesterday, a committee
reported resolution, which was
unanimously adopted, that a com.
mittee be appointed to urge upon
congress the imperative need for ac-
tion by that body calculated to has
ten and ensure the equipment Of
freight cars throughout the country
with uniform automatic couplera
and with train brakes, end the
equipment Of locomotives with driv-
ing-wheel brakes, and present and |
urge the passage thereof
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-05
BOYCOTT ON A BOX FACTORY.


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tric Bitters-Entire satisfaction guar
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so cents aud 81 per bottle, at Fry's
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