New-York tribune., 1891-12-27


In Grlmbletown there's net a Joy
That viii its happiness destroy
And mako you to regret IL.
But what II looks inviting there,
And has about Ii something fair
That makes them pleased TO get H.
r,s strange how different these towns
OF ours arei Good cheer abounds
In one. and gr,ieSome srowis and frowns
II you your skies of hen gray NJ
Would change for sunny smiles OF May.
From Grumblet0wn, oh, haste away;
Move into Gladyllle brother:
-(Unidatifed Exchange
"The Salt Lake City Tribune" thus rebukes crrtaia
Western papers that say hard things about New York
There IS a certain class-and they taint the whole
cty-ln New-Yorb who have but two thoughts in their
minds One is that respectablity attaches alone to
wealth. and the second Is that to be highly respectable
one must ape English ways and bewal the fact that he
was born in the United states But behird this few
there are some thousands Of as sterling men and
splendid women in NewYorl City as ever lived in tho
world and in discussing tie city It is not fair for one
to contne himself to the foam and leave the deep
below 1t undisturbed.'
Is it lawful to sell milk to Duchess on sundayst
a West of Scotland Presbytery. Mr.. Robert Keso,
farmer and elder Of the Free krk IN the Island m @ %
Duchess Of Hamilton at Brodck Castle on sundays:
drm hs s'ss o sabSaS deeo mn '' exemption EN- S
Wnistsr ponted ont, was made in the camp OF Israel
in regard to M sppR nfEs os. n
be made in Aran, even I'm the case OF milk to Duchess
s s kr fSs sefs% eRr iSe bs
elder, however, refused to submit; ana sppesed 70
zeal OF the Session has enjolned that no sdmoatoo
shall take place The elder thus returns 10 his ,sisnd
yrSu m anS Meas Meantime IN ss
in London who irreverent enough TO amrIn thas
milk diet was necessity for the Diehess ana ,rJy .y
Mary
be feft to the after-btng" of lbs own conscience
-(Pall Mall Gazette.
Yorkshire vicar once received the following notice
regarding a marriage from parish house This Is 70
give yOu motifs that and Miss Jemima Aabells BreaF1v
Is comm to your church Saturday afternoon mex
undergo the operation OF matrmony at your hanas.
Please be promp the cab is hired by tie hour luz
operation was performed in due course
"The Churhmanp on Mr. Brownies shakespeares
Grave ""I do not know whether the Editor OF ing
Chchmsn is scotchman not but it Is certain teas s
sGeSs sSas GSSi M be be ne& % ea that he quotes
'shakespesres Grave sancaly a'creed S 20
the Hon. Ignisiatlus by Mr. Irving Browne tsec ING
Critic Of November a. Is0D and preface: them thus;
The telSwing poem was writer by cs l$napuS which s
bearingly quotes 1t without word OF comment @ a ns
never damned by silence more vulgar ana iH'e''''
piece OF profanity "-(Crltic.
The educated classes of Italy are delighted win 'n'
proposed changes at the ancient University OF Do0s
The commission appointed by the GovernmenO !" .A
slider the advlsaollty of making reforms In the oia ~
sitution has recommended the adoption OF the pans
Signor Burani the wellknown engineer. The eos' %
the new buildings. which will be an ornament 20 u.
city, is estimated at 100000 lire. The pilosopn'a
and legal faculties will be housed in future N ue ou
Archgnnasio,n while the School Of Mines VIII eoupy
the present university building on the VIA Iaho0n.
The library united with the royal and city Libraries W
be placed In a new palace Great improvements WIZ
f.a An he Sci of
years has suffered somewhat In reputation. im o''.
versity OF Bologna has grand traditions as any u
versity 10 the world and college men In all eo'hu,"
feel an interest In its welfare. 1t is in many "~H
the mother of universities and had centuries ="
IL, 900 students.
WHAT THE SCHOOL BELL SAYS.
II Is wonderful what unlike things
The school bell says 10 the boys when 10 nnG'
For instance, the laggard who drags along
On his way to school, hears this sort OF thing
0h-suz-hUml
Why did eJihei
Study TIL four
Books are bore
could run of and hshi
See there's the brook,
Here's line and hook.
What's that you sayf
Hurry up-ehi
Oh-hum-h0l
s,pose must go
Books are a bore
Then the boy who loves to be faithful and trye.
Who does what his parents think best he shoun as
The breeze in his whistle. the sun in his loos,
As Ssss sss. afs he s o STSa s.s +: Es
fnns I'm So IiH1fi siaa ! S1aE soaId sing,
Heaven 50 blue.
Duty to do
Birds in the air,
Everything fair,
Even boy
Finds study a Joy
When works done
I'm ready for fun.
Keener nv play
For the tasks Of the day
Cling clang, cling
I'm so glad could sng
These are the songs which tie two boys head,
When the school bell was ringing, wod Tor SeN
Which do you think was tho truer songi
Which DO YOU hear, rs you're trudging aloosI
Don't be laggard !-fsr better, say ,r,
To work when you work and play when youp'y'
-(James Buckllam, In Journal Of Educa'ion'
According to Danish papers considerable concern
Is felt in Copenhasca over the fate OF the vesse'
IIekla which carried tho Ryder expedition to Green
land. For three months word has bsen o'savca
from the steamer. When last heard from TIE eAIV
don was H. T3 degrees north laitude. II wa nype%
that the snip which arrived recenty from ieeS.
would bring nows Of the Hekla, but 1t faiht 10 90
so II Is believe ed thar the vessel has gone TO tr nor'n
Of Greenland 70 complete its cargo or 10 establish
station.
How lie Came to Know About It," Witness wee
you present when the hght took place =
"wSu you please explain how II happenedr
was dtting quietly at table drinking psS. pS me-
wishoat my seeing him. fellow came up cs9ESs ~ "a
* % ny ssss as sss 1Sss %ss ca sa2 my
aaai.-srexas sttinsp-