St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-22
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.
The Minneapolis city government is short
of funds. Shake.

The Minneapolis city government IS snort
of funds. Shake!
At times even popularity becomes a hard
ship. The Montana legislators are likely to
receive no per diem Or per mile.
Editor Buck, of Henderson, Mimi, is to be
congratulated. He has been arrested for
criminal libel and he is glad OF it. as it af
fords him IN opportunity to administer
few legal swipes to his friends, the enemy.
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! ExCenfederates, now In business in New
York, propose to complete the Graot monu-
ment This is the roaring farce that follows
the tragedy OF the Rebellion and sends the
audience home in good humor.
Senator FauIkner's twelye-hour speech
fences
Henry Ward Beech er said: 1.-THE man who
is controlled by cireu instances is exactly the
man whom circumstan ces can control"
True, and the man who is blown up by
sticks Of dynamite which ne stands on end
before blazing fire, is Exactly the man whom
sticks of dynamite can blow up.
I'm Fitzsimmons, and Dempsey, you
Said the lao to his own twin brother;
mot much,'' and the very air was blue
AS they soundly slugged each other.
If there is silver pool it should be easily
detected by its ring.
Sextant-How are you getting along so far?
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. / am this year act
ing myself on the advice I gave everybody
else last year.
Speaker Reed is hiding behind the door
with a sandbag awaiting the entrance into
the house of the silver bill. Then there will
be mad rush, demoniacal oath, a shrek
Of terror, and all will be over.
If not entirely satisfied with the New zea-
land idea. perhaps Prof. Dempsey would
like taste of the Australian system.
The oldest resident of the Black Hills is
dead. But the oldest resident of the Black
Hills could have been quite young person,
unless rattlesnakes and coyotes are count
ed in.
What are you going to do about it:"-Boss
Tweed.
None of your business. Pension Com
missioner Green B. Raum.
New York wants S10.000.000 postoffiee.
New York is willing to take anything that the
United States government is willing to pay
for
All the real political life and fire Of Secre
| tary Blaine went out in blaze of jingoism.
! He has never been the same man since
young Perry Belmont gently roasted him
! anent the Peruvian sea ndal
| So far in the Indian war Young Man
| Afraid-of-Gen. Miles is conspicuous by his
| absence.
Bob Fitzs;mmons says Dempsey is the best
man he ever met Bob can we'll afford to sa!
that; he made $4,000 out of Dempsey.
! The Philadel phil Inquirer says, editorialy
S'Sit down, Smith" This does not refer II
John Day Smith. The latter is outside the
Inquirer territory.
Census Commissioner Porter's own paper,
| the New York Press, says that Census Com
| missioner Porter was in town yesterday,
brighs rs button and as full of energy as q
| Npm.dIan lion Good enough. Now let
| Gov. Merriam $ Pioneer Press say that Gov.
Merriam is the smlrtest man that ever dis
counted a ninety-day note, and the city of
New York will have no occasion to Gro W
over ST. Paul III the matter of personal horn
| footing.
Units indictment of Elitor Saussay, the
| Ramsey county grand jury ignored the fact
| that;the P. P. first published the story.
There is no disposition to shelye Gov. Hill
/ bytmaking him United States senator. He
! is q comparatively young man.and will keep
/ But New York deserves real senator, which
she has not had since the resignation of Ros-
| coe Conkling.
| OF course Ingalls, is more eloquent with his
mouth than Mr.. Simpson. but somehow the
| Kansas Alliance has imbibed the idea that
| Simpson is more honest with his conscience