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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
RUDE WOMEN.
There Arc Not Few Of These People in tho Wide
World. 1921,

There Arc Not u Few Of These People in tho Wide
World. "fE
There are so many types of ill-m an
nered women that it is difficult to know
with which to begin first. But per-
haps the woman who wants to settle
the affairs Of every one is among the
most unpleasant. She considers it her
duty to give advice on all possible oc-
casions and to tell the truth with bru-
tai frankness, says the New York
Star. Such a women is tolerated, not
liked, nor loved, and never welcomed.
The door is never opened wide to re-
ceive her, and it is closed with bang
of relief behind her.
She is first cousin to the woman who
always says what she thinks, which
results in her saying a great many
rude things. and in making every one
uncomfortable with whom she comes
in contact. In her eyes it is wicked to
tell white lies, but it is no sin to make
people unhappy by unfeeling remarks.
Putting aside the telling of white lie
that some persons think so wicked,
there remains to them the virtue of
silence. But this is something the
truthful, honest person cannot UNDER
stand. She must speak, she must say
what she thinks, regardless of the fact
that she is giving offense. And so she
goes through life, stabbing people
right and left, by whom she is alb
horred as we'll as feared. Is it not a
sin to make others unhappy by sharp
words?
There is another type, of woman
whose Indifference is only passive
rudeness, who shows no courtesy to
any one; who looks with wild horror
on any one who takes the trouble to
be polite, and who sits stolidly silent
in room full of people. She does not
exert herself to talk, to be polite, and
hardly responds when spoken to.
There are people who find excuses for
her-she is unhappy. she is i'll, she is
thoughtless, they will say. 1t is i'm
possible that she can be so afflicted at
all times. No; her Indifference is
only another name for rudeness.
There is another type of woman who
is as much a bore as is the woman who
ontinually gives advice. It is the
woman who gives information, who is
forever correcting the mistakes of
others in order to show her own supe-
riority. She generally does this be-
fore number of persons, thinking to
impress them with the cultivation of
her mind, with the exactness of her
knowledge and with her kindness in
parting with so much that is valuable.
She is of near kin to the exact woman.
who is equal to the pestilence and ter
ror spoken of in the Bible. Every
statement made in her presence must
be exact, even to the lninutest details,
or she will spend an hour in discussing
the question whether it was Just three
weeks ago that certain circumstances
occurred, Or two weeks, four DAYS and
ten hours. It is not of the slightest
consequence whether it was three
weeks or thirty, but she must settle
the matter to suit herself before anv
one else present is allowed to say a
| work,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Good Judges,

l don't see any special merit in this
make of rifle" observed the customer.
"This is the STYLE" said the gun
maker with pardonable pride, "that
has been furnished the Indians out
West IT you want an inferior gun
can sell you an army rifle for much,
leSsn =
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
It Humps Alonr.

An instrument for testing the speed
OF electricity on English lines gives
the rate at 2S8. 900 miles II second.
This Is pretty lively going especially
Tor bad wealth er. and il the man who
receives the message would stir his
stumps with equal speed there'd be
some fun in closing up a wheat deal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
What is "Des titute."

A citizen of Portland, Me-, applied
to another citizen for relief, claiming
to be in destitute circumstances. He
was arrested next day on charge of
false pretenses, as it was discovered
that he had quart of whisky and
nine cents when he applied for relief.
The law will now have to define what
destitute" means.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
best yields. The yield was not
materially affected by the length,
ri nm nnSSh ~ -, a. ~ - u

I DesO yields. The yield was not
materially affected by the length,
plumpness, or by the weight OF the
berry or the weight per bushel.
Those varieties with long. slender
berries and light weight per bushel
contained appreciably the largest per
cent kernel. In other words, those
varieties which would have sold best
on the market, or, what is less i'm
portant, would have taken the
premium at fairs, did not yield better
than the other varieties and did not
have so high food value. .
Agricultural Atoms.
lake care of the weeds. Those
gathered in the screenings may be
boiled for the pigs, which should be
the only use made of them. Every
weed seed should be taken care of if
possible, and those that are brought
from the neighbor' farm by the winds
should be made the subject of kindly
expostulation.
"A little oil is constant requisite in
the farm practice. On the machine it
makes easy work and saves wear; on
the wagons it avoids the horrible
squeaking which chills the blood; it
smoothss everything, and a little oil on
ones manners and tongue will make
things all over the farm and the dwell
ing go so smoothly as to make life
worth living. Always have little oil
on hand ready for all uses.
1t is never worth while to quarrel
with a neighbor over the fence. If
anything goes wrong, stray fowls in
the garden, small pigs in the field,
pigeons on the newly sown seed, or
any other small matter, it is far better
to suffer it than be at enmity with
next neighbour. One neighborly SER
vice will overweight a score of these
little triaes, and no one knows when
such a service may be invaluable to
themselves.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Reassured,

Mrs. Newwed: "Have some of the,
ple' Mr.. Oldboy. 1 made it myself'
Mr.. Oldboy (guest): "Um-I thank
you, but seldom eat pie" Mr.. News
wed: Don't be afraid of it, my old
friend; IT'D all right. I tried it on a
tramp"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-02-19
Bee Notes.

All should know that the bee does
not make honey, but simply gathers it
from the flowers; when it obtains its
sweets from sugar, it deposits sugar
syrup in the cells, not honey, and no
amount of manipulation by the bees
can make it into anything else but
sugar syrup.
Aroma is a term employed to desig-
nate those substances, the extreme
minute particles of which are supposed
to affect the organs of smell so as to
produce peculiar odors. The particles
diffused through the atmosphere and
affecting the olfactory nerves-if the
theory of particles of matter be cor
rect-must indeed be extremely
minute, yet not so much so but what
we easily detect the smell from a field
OF any honey bearing plant or flower
These odors have generally been sup
posed to depend upon essential oils.
Scientists tell US that odors of flow
ers do not, as general rule, exist in
them as a store, or as gland but are
developed as an exhalation. While the
flower breathes it yields fragrance, but
kill the flower and the fragrance
ceases. 1t seems, then, that the odors
are simply exhalations dope ndent upon
essential oils, not upon vapor impreg-
mated with matter and cannot, there
fore, be condensed as such, and we
have yet to learn that these eShala-
tions are visible, or leave the least
stains; and while it is we'll known that
they combine with various fatty mat
tiers, they do not sensibly increase their
weight or bulk. Thus, no matter how
much our nice clover or linden honey
may perfume our room in which it is
placed, the quantity of honey is never
materially less.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Mayors PROCLAMATION

Following the now universal custom
of patriotic communities throughout
the civilized world, where lie buried
the remains of a Soldier of the
Union" the patriotic citizens of lola
and vicinity will, on Saturday, the 3Oth
day of May, meet in the City Park for
the purpose of uniting in the usual
memorial services.
That concerted action may be had it
is requested that all places of business
be closed at noon and remain closed
until o'clock p. m. of said day, and
that the loyal, liberty loving citizens
of lola lay aside for these few hour,
the usual avocations of their daily lives
and abandoning all business cares Join
as one people with the common object
of proper observance of this our Me-
mortal Day. T. s. SLOWER,
lola, KAN, May q, 81. Mayor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
savonburr Strawberry Festival

The good citizens of Sayonburg and
vicinity will hold their annual straw
berry festival on Tuesday evening
June 3, in the new NJ. f. church, the
proceeds to be applied to the church.
The general public is cordially invited
to share profits and losses. A variety
program is arranged for the entertain
ment and amusement of all concerned.
The following committees are appoint
ed:
PRoGRAMNE-H. A. Myer, c. Nelson, G. Bro
dine.
ARHASgFAEyTs-H. L. johnson, Herbert
Mattson, Mrs L. Southland, Mrs. c. o. Land
ers, Miss Cora Myers, Miss Anna Lowe, Mrs.
L.; hurry, p. A. Bragg, Carl Landers.
REFREsHMESTs-Nliss Della Myers, Mrs J
\. Ogg, j. l.. Morrison, Miss Dora BoardwelI,
Mrs. May S. HUFF, Mrs. +. Z. Kline, Miss
Maud Ogg, Claud Southland.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
For Sale or Trade.

Notices under this heading will be inserted
one week free of charge for all subscribers to
the REGISTER Any such Excepting those reg
ularly engaged in the mercantile business) hay-
ing anything to sell or trade, or wanting to buy
anything, are cordially invited to use this ccl-
umn.l
one mile north of Carlyle, on reasonable terms
Good grass and water
III. B. Kennedy six miles northeast of lola
has SEQ bushels Of corn for sale
L. /: Crowell. Allen Center, has some regis
tered English Berkshire pigs, as good as there
are in the United States, for sale.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Farmers Insurance.

There will be a meeting of the Farm
er's Mutual Insurance Association at
the Court House i'm lola OH Saturday
afternoon May so. L have left the
books of the Association with the pro-
bate judge who is authorized to write
up policy or perform any other duty
of the Secretary. w: T. BARNETT,
Sec'y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Notice to Farmers

If farmers will consider a moment
they will see that if millet seed has to
be shipped back here it will cost them
at least s1.25 cents per bushel. Ihave
plenty of seed now and those who are
alive to their interests will do we'll to
secure their seed before it is all ship
ped. ]. w. EDWARDS, miles east of
lola,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
MEMORIAL DAY.

The following program for Memorial
Day will be observed as closely as
possible.
The various secret societies will as
semble in their respective halls at one
O'Clock p. m.
A procession will be formed, the
right on Madison avenue east of WASH
ington avenue in the following man.
her:
Marshal of the Day tE. j. Thayer) and his as
sistants
Ladies' Band
President of the Day John W. Scott with
me Orator OF the Day Col. A. p. Forsyth in
Choir in Carriage
Clergymen in Carriage
Children with flowers
McCook Post G. A. X.
McCook Corps w. X. G..
McCOok Camps ofv
Good Templars
Odd Fellows
Lodge of Rebekah.
The procession will then move east
and around the square being Joined by
the Free Masons and the knights of
Pythias at their Hall and the A. o.
q. w. and s. X. at their hall, enter
ing the Park at the west entrance.
AT the Park the following exercises
will be had.
Music by the Ladies Band
Vocal music by the Choir
Invocation, Rev A s. Freed
Vocal music. choir
Memorial address, Col. A p Forsythe
Vocal music
The procession will reform in the
same order as before and march to the
cemetery where the usual decoration
services according to the G. A. R. rit-
ual will take place.
After the salute to the dead the pro-
cession will return to the city and dis
perse at the junction of West st. and
Washington Ave, the organizations
retiring to their respective halls.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE,

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fe-
uer sores, letter, ehapped hands, chill
blains, eorns and all skin eruptions,
and positively cures piles or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price 26 cents per box. For sale by
w. J. Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Card OF Thanks

We desire to thank our neighbours
and friends for the assistance and
sympathy extended to US in our great
sfhiction. Mrs. 4. z. FUNK & Chill
pREN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Notice

All persons knowing themselves iIl-
debted to the Coop. Assn. are request
ed tc call and settle either by cash or
note as we want to close our books for
the year. b. +. CLARK,
+. NULL, Sec'y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Notice to TaxnaYars

The Board of county commissioners
will meet as Board of Equalization
at the Office of the county clerk Mon
day June 1. L. NJ. ECKLEY,
County Clerk
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
CHEAP MOENY,

Bowlus has any amount of money
that he can loan on real estate security
at lower rate than can be had any
where else.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
Letter List.

The following list of the letters remaining in
the postofice at lola, Kansas, May 8, 1871.
Persons calling for any OF the letters willplease
say advertised and give the date of adver-
tisement. w. II. Mcclure, postmaster.
Esnan, A. ". Hnu1zn, W. s.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
sunday seyiees.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

1F717D @F1ftsf-N NHf IkNrfs
services GU Sunday at usual hours,
IL a, III. Y. p. meeting Ills D. m.
Young Mems Bible Class 8 D. m.
Preaching at night at s. Subject of
Illustrated Sermon OH Pilgrims Pro-
gress, Beacon Lights" All are cor
daily invited. Collection in the
morning for Board of S. s. Work.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29
lola Produce Market.

ERECTED Thursday noon Of each week.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-05-29

The story in the REGISTER about
the justice who would not admit the
Kansas Reports as law in his court has
brought out good many other stories
at the expense Of these much abused
iqrists; One of the best is this: In
one of the country townships man
had been arrested for failing to work
out his poll tax, The man was a Grip
pie and popular feeling, which was
made plainly mani}est, was an his
side. When the evidence was all in
and the attorneys had made their
pleas, His Honor summed up the case
and rendered his decision as follows:
According to the;law and the evidence
the defendant is undoubtedly guilty
and ought to be fined. But according
to equity and I1uSk;G sentiment he
ought to he turned loose, and so 1
turns him loose!"
How time does fly! Just little
while ago we were playing around
Carlyle with little tow-headed, bare
footed boy named Willie Crozier,
And the other day he walked inta
this office, full grown man with
beard ON his face, a graduate from
tnes University OF Arkansas and from
the Mccormick Theological Seminary,
and full-fedged Presbyterian
preacher. 1t made US draw . long
breath to think how fast the world il
slipping away. Mr.. Grozier is visit
ing old friends at Carlyle, and preach
ed in the church there last Sunday.
He expects to 60 to China as q mis-
sionary in the fall. His father is
still living near Fayetteville, Arkan-
sas.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20

1t would be a nice compliment to the
last legislature it E. St. Julien Cox
should bring suit against the state for
the recovery of $4,000 as back SAL
airy as Judge of the District Court
in recognition of the honor paid
him in striking from the records of the
Senate all matters and things connected
with his impeachment. BY some it is
claimed that Cox could recover this
amount, as he was removed from the
bench some eighteen months before the
term for which he was elected had ex-
PRED, and that the action Of the legis-
lature has now removed all obstacles to
successful suit. The Free Fress is OF
the same opinion that the Duluth News
is on this matter, and tina: is that s'there
are mountains of evidence still in exist.
ence to prove that he was legally re.
moved from the bench and disqualified
from continuing to serve the remainder
Of his term, Cox would exercise good
sense if he lets well enough alone. He
has already more than he really de.
served Mankato Free Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20

Political rumor has it that Col. Tim
Byrnes of Minneapolis is party of the
first part to an unholy ambition to sue
coed Bob Evans as member of the Re-
publican National Committee.It is hard
to believe anything of the kind OF the elo-
quent Tim, but, if such should prove to be
the tho case, Republicans of this section
and the Review in particular would like
to offer an emphatic objection. The jolly,
genial Bob is favorite in these parts,
and, while no one is opposed to making
reasonable concessions to Brynes, every.
body, without exception, would be
moved with righteous displeasure should
he profit at Mr.. Evans expense. Mr.
Byrnes, in working in the interest OF
the Republican party, would do we'll to
bear this mind.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20

Bro. Heatwole of the Mortified News
is not altogether right when he says
that Russell Harrison's effort to switch
Blaine off the track in order to help out
his father in the race for denomination
is a silly one. At first thought Mr., Heat
wole's view might seem the only one
that could be taken. But as in the last
campaign, so in the case of the Harri.
son family and ofice-holders versus
Blaine, tall classifying and misrepresen-
tation may do much. A lie takes pre-.
cedence over the truth nine times out of
ten. A few stories to the effect that
Blaine doesn't desire to be or wouldn't
be president if he could, If shrewdly
circulated, will be accepted in quarters
where one might least expect. The
trouble in Minnesota IS this: Blaine has
the admirers, but Harrison has the Of
fce-holders and wire-pullers. Through
a misfC ltune, which seems innate in the
politics of the present day, the Office
holders and the wire-pullers are gener-
ally one and the same thing. They
have it in their power to fix convention
resolutions to suit themselves, and by a
little shrewd manipulation, assisted by
such stories as have been referred to,
they may make it possible to give
Minnesota in the convention to aarri.
rison. Without question Blaine is the
popular favorite; Harrison, however,
has given the country a conservative
and wise administration, and next to
the brilliant secretary of state, many
Republicans would select him as their
choice. To lead the necessary number
to believe that Blaine would not run,
and in that way make sure of what
might seem to them the next best man
is far from difficult, and that apparent
ly is what the office holders are bending
their efforts and misusing their tongues
to effect. Instead of being a silly
scheme therefore, it is good one, ant
needs to be guarded against, Mime
sofa in the next national convention
should be for James G.. Blame, and nj
sense of courtesy or credence for storic
to the effect that he will not accep
should act in favor of other candidates
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20

A certain amount of self esteem is to
be respected in any person. It serves
TO give force to character, and causes
an individual to take an honorable
pride in his own deeds, well done. Great
ing in him thereby desire to; always
improve and excel. But an over-abund-
ance OF conceit, such as was evinced by
ex-President Cleveland in his Buffalo
speech. claiming for himself the honor
for all that is good in modern reform
and craftsmanship, and laying to him.
self th6 JUNCTION that he is thespride, the
very essence in fact, of the Democracy
of the land, is a trife unbecoming.
Even in great man, such display Of
self-esteem would be out of place, and
in commonplace person like the 'good
Grover" it is to be dispised. 1t is but
another evidence, however, of the truth
of the saying that little knowledge is
q dangerous thing.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20
Sleepy Eye Correspondence

Bro. Hodges of the Herald went east
last Saturday on business. He will be
gone about ten days.
Johann and Willie Strassburg and
their sisters of Brookville spent Sunday
in the city.
Daniel and Conrad Moll Of Home
went to Brookville Monday to do some
breaking on their farms five miles north
of Springfield.
Mr.. and Mrs. Blank of Nicollet
are visiting with Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Kissuer.
Mrs. Annie Zieske returned from
Courtland Friday evening, where she
has been for couple of weeks.
Rev. L. Passer of Kasson. who will
have charge OF the Evangelical church
here for the next year, arrived Wednes-
day morning..
Mr. and Mrs. T. Weber are visiting
in Wisconsin for q few weeks. Gust.
Remele is helping A. j. Barr in the ab-
sence of MIR. Weber. E.. .
The assessor is making the rounds
again. p. Geschwind is an expert in
the business and is making quick job
of it. t..-
Rev. VIM. Blackwell Of Rheinlande1 !,
Wis, preached in the Congregational
church Sunday morning and evening.
All those wishing to bring flowers for
decorating soldiers, graves will please
leave them with j. G. Zieske thesday
before May 30th.
Miss Alice Bunker of Redwood Falls
spent Sunday in our city.
Wesley Greene Post No. Il met at
their hall last Saturday to make ar
engagements for Memorial Day. The
services will be held at the Baptist
church Sunday and Rev. Bronson, who
has big heart and is in sYmpathy with
the old soldiers, will deliver sermon
at 1850 a. m. All the old soldiers are
cordially invited to fall in line with the
Post at their hall st ten o'clock and
march to the church.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-05-20

Blaine once made speech and one
which cost him many friends, in which
he llkened the succession of one Roscoe
Conklinh to the mantle of the stalwart
Davis of Illinois unto an exchange of
marble for mud. There are good
many aspirants for succession to the
seats of honored ofice.holders in this
state, who by reading that speech could
obtain pretty good idea of what the
opinion of the people would be should
they attempt to carry out their political
plans.