Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-04-13
ALL SORTS.

A COW wandered into a grain elevator at Bloom
ington, Ill the other day and stopped the machin-
cry by Jumping down into bin
Husband and wife have more than once been
| saved by the timely OF Kemps Balsam for the
throat and lungs after all other remedies have been
tried in vain The Balsam stops decay of the lungs
and cures influenza and acute and chronic coughs.
There is medicine in the world that acts so
promptly, certainly that does its work so
| thoroughly as Kcmps Balsam. All druggists sell IT,
Large bottles SOC, and 81.
According to Chinese reckoning the present year
is the year 90l,3il
How IT WAs.-At the battle of Gettysb I was
shot through the left leg and was sent to the hos
pital. The army surgeons relieved me but pro-
nounced my case incurable II discharged pieces
of bone, and for years l suffered with running
sore. l tried everything which my limited means
would allow, and experienced no reliefuuul tried
Sulphur Btters. l am now almost well and shall
continue their use.-Oid Soldier.
In the matter Of sleep, Benjamin Franklin said
six hours for a woman, seven for man and eight
for a fool.
Instant rcicffor Group, using Johnspn's Anodync
Lniment Internal rs well as external.
The largest State prison in the United States is
located at jefferson City, Mo.
with distressing pain over my eys. l used Ely's
Cream Balm with gratifying results. Am apparent.
" cured.-Z. c. Warren, Rutland, Vt.
/ suffered from severe cold in my head tor
months and could get no relief Was advised %
Ely's Cream Balm. II has worked like magic
in its l am free from my cold after using the
Balm one week, and believe 10 is the best remedy
ACCOMPLISHMENT J. Harris, Wholesale Grocer, ll9
Front St, New York.
In Bear Valley, Cal, dam 10 feet high is in
course of erection.
When you are troubled with dizziness, your APP
petite all gone, and You feel bad generally, take
few doses OF Or. Henry BaNtcr's Mandrake Bittcr-,
and you will be surprised a. the improvement m
YOUR feelings. Every bottle warranted 10 give -ut
islaction.
At the close of the war Gen sherman could prob
ably call 5000 officers By name.
FORTUNATE FATHER AND SON. am a. certain
as l now live" say c. Z Bartholomew, ofKakaska,
Mich. 'that DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
saved my lite when l "A victim Of Bripht'-
Disease. My son had a fever on his leg lie,
too used Favorite Remedy, and is now well. But
tor this medicine l am sure both father and son
would have been six feet under the sod"
It is estimated officially that the gross expenses
OF the worlds fair will reach SIS, 100000.
PuEsl PILES ITCHING LEs.-Symptoms
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most az
night; worse by scratching. lfallowed TO continue
tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerute, be-
coming very sore. Swaync's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals liberation, and ia most
cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or 10y
mail, tor so cts. Dr. Swayne Son, Philadelphia
The most expensive street car in the world Is
owned by a Company in Cleveland. The car cost
$40, 600.
Deans Rheumatic Pill are a sure cur foraH
forms Of chronic and innammatory rheumatism and
neuralgia. Entirely vegetable, always safe.
a crocodile which had taken the pledge" was
recently shot on the Daintrce river Queensland.
The creatures stomach contained Father Mathew
temperance medal dated 1850
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes, |
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old |
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema, |
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples |
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing. !
Hundreds of cases have been cured by |
it after all other treatment had failed.
II is put up in % and so cent boxes.