The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-03
BRIGHT BITS.

Mrs DE FLAT-What is that horrid smellt
Mr.. De Flat judge from the odor that it's
one OF those odorless oil stoves-Ne,o York
Weekly.
"BRIGGs comedians You surprise me- He
never did funny thing in all his life." "Did
NeD York hecorder.
TIE fine Italian hand has been couspicuouslv
absent from diplomatic matters of late, but the
tine Italian hand-organ is still getting to the
'front.' Indianapolis Journal
"MIzPAH," she said softly as he was about to
mo, 'the said firmly. 'I'm.n not afraid; shall
see him."-NetO York Herald
DUspER--what a chilly May!
Head with thoughts looking backward
Chilly should say. She promised to be my
sister last night.-Chieaoo fines
He started in with many chip
or whites-a dollar-reds or twos
Alas From him each one did slip,
And now he has q case of blues. Life.
I'm PRAcTIcING the banjo writes teacher,
don't get discouraged" That's WISE You
can safely leave that for the persons who have
TO listen to you.-Netu York Recorder.
Mrs. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES paper tells
about minister who has married more than
1900 couples.
Mr., Schoeffenstedt-I v onder if he ever stops
to think.-SomerviLIe Journal.
EXCUSE ME-" said Gus de Jay, 81 was wrapt
in thought"
Your own thought" asked Miss sharpton.
Certainly"
Weren't you afraid of taking cold?"-Wdsh-
fn0ton Post.
LET SEE. What has become Of D. B. Hill
is he still in Officer" asked the rescued castawsy
on his return. 20, yes. He is now governor of
New York, chief justice of Connecticut, and
United States senator, with a prospect of the
presidency. life.
"AND where are you going. Katy?" called a
Houston street mother from third-story win
dow to her daughter on the sidewalk
over to Mrs. Johnson's to inquire about her
sick boy"
WELL go on; but remember that if she begins
to brag that his pulse has been up TO no. you
want to say that our Jimmy's pulse saw that
and went Is better the week he had the measles
Don't let her bluff you on pulses."-Netc York
World.
He is very discreet man who never says
either too much or too little.
AT business meeting the chairman an
nounced:
Brother Skinner submits his resignation as
member of this society. What action shall
be taken upon it,"
II move you, sir, :" said one of the parlimenta-
and that Q vote OF thanks be rendered to Brother
Skinner. "-Lolcell Catizen
A CERTAIN QUrrN OF Hanover once upon a
time. when travelling, stopped at an inn called
The Golden Goose" She remained two days
to rest herself and retinue, and received such
entertainment as was needed, and for the same
was charged 800 thalers. On her departure the
landlord besought her with obsequious Difference
TO tavor him With her patronage on her return.
Piled her majesty you must not again take
me Tor your siEn.H--AroonGut.
AT BIG SHOOTING PARTY in England, Gerard
Start, now Lord Arlington, was one of the
guests. One Of The party who had not succeeded
in making himself popular, said to him on the
morning OF their departure: Would you mind
telling me. Start, what you generally give these
fellows ir the way of tips?"
Certainly, IN tell you with pleasure. give
the gamekeeper so much, and the butler SO
much, etc, but he added, IF you will allow
me to give you piece of advice, If were In
your place, wouldn't give them anything at all
You'll never be asked here again. What's the
use?"-Truth