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DID NOT KNOW HIM.
Amusing Incident Caused by
Beard.

Amusing Incident Caused by q
Beard.
A writer in the New York Star COM
ments upon the bewildering change in a
mans appearance which is often
brought about by shaving the beard
or letting it grow, and cites story re-
lated to himby alawyer. The lawyer
was then wearing a heavy beard,
which he had been cultivating. as he
said "since last October"
The other day | was riding on the
front platform of a street-car, as |
was smoking, when saw cousin of
mine, with her husband and baby, get
aboard. had not seen her since the
day she. was married in thesummer of
1888, and had never met her husband
except on the night of the wedding
At that time ! had only q moustache.
When they were seated in the car I
nodded to her, but she did not re-
turn the salution. / repeated it, but
still there was no response. Evident
ly she did not recognize me, but for the
fun OF the thing kept onnodding and
smiling.
She began to be disconnected, and
pretty soon l saw her whispering to
her husband, who at once rose and
made his way to the rear platform,
where he spoke excitedly to the con-
ductor. That worthy came through
the car, and, opening the front door,
said to me:
"You must either stop insulting
the lady in the car or get of. Her
husband has complained of your con-
duct"
assured him that had no wish to
insult any one, and as he began to get
excited / passed into the car, and,
taking hold of a strap, leaned over the
lady and said:
"Why, Minnie, how are your"
She looked at me for amoment, and
then exclaimed.
cousin Eddy How do you dor
didn't know you with your whisk-
ers."
The car was pretty full, and as all
hands had understood that / was
complained of, there was O general
laugh at this unexpected turn OF
| affairs.
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German
Syrup

Here is something from Mr.. Frank
A. Hale. proprietor of the De Witt
House, Lewiston, and the Tontine
Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men
meet the world as it comes and goes,
and are not slow in sizing people
and things up for what they are
worth. He says that he has lost a
father and several brothers and sis
tiers from Pulmonary Consumption,
and is himself frequently troubled
with colds, and he
Hereditary often coughs enough
to make him sick at
Consumptionhis stomach. When
ever he has taken a
cold of this kind he uses Boschee' s
German Syrup, and it cures him
every time. Here is a man who
knows the full danger of lung trou-
bles, and would therefore be most
particular as to the medicine he used.
What is his opinion? Listen! " I
use nothing but Boschee's German
Syrup, and have advised, / presume,
more than hundred different per-
sons to take it. They agree with
me that it is the best cough syrup
in the market" O
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Ready for the Next.

Two Yankee sailors strolled into a
show in Guatemala, where a pres
tidigitateur was entertaining the
audience. A parrot perched on the
back OF the bench where they sat.
After every surprising feat one sailor
would turn to the other with the
remark: "That was pretty good2
/ wonder what will come nextg'
This was repeated till it made the
parrot tired. Presently one Of them
threw down q burning match with
which he had lighted his pipe. 1t
fell through CRACK on the floor and
into q powder magazine. Bill went
thewhole building, people and all, and
nothing was left but a hole in the
ground and the parrot, which was
uniniured, though badly shaken up.
The bird pulled itself together,
Strengthened, out it's feathers, tapped
its way to aheap ofrnins and croaked.
"That was pretty good | wonder
what will come next?"-New York
Telegram.
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IT was a long while ago, but it is
worth telling still. A correspondent
in the South writes that a young lady,
whose sweetheart was in the Confed-
crate Army, received from him letter
that had been smuggled through the
lines; for he had been taken prisoner
and sent to Tennessee. AL
After reading the letter she went to
the house of neighbor and asked to
see map. After a long search she
said she could not find the place where
Mr.. w was.
"Where is it, do you say, Mollie?'
asked her friend.
tDuranceville," replied Mollie, after
looking again at the letter.
Her friends and she still diligently
searched the map, but no such place
could be found. At last they persuad-
ed her to show them that part of the
letter 1t read thus:
81 am in durance vie, but hope soon
to be exchanged and to return home
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WHAT KIND OF BIRD WAS TIT
Two Men Made a Bet In City Hall
Park and Didn't Find Out.

TWO Men Made a Bet in city Hall
Park and Didn't Find Out.
There was new bird in City Hall
Park recently. It's first notes were
heard about A O'Clock, just as the
lucky dogs began to get away from
the banks and law offices and to-ride
uptown in the Broadway cars along
with the nicegirls that had been down
town TO "see papa" or "brother
George" Opinions varied among the
pedestrians along Broadway as to the
nature OF the bird. The chirping was
shrill but rather faint, and when one
man pointed to the bough of the
Ulm domesticus and insisted that the
little songster was there, another was
equally insistent that the piping came
from the leafy boughs OF the Fraxmus
excelsior further on.
One by one a crowd gathered, only
when their patient eyes failed to dis
cover feather or a wing, scarlet, vel
low, or dingy brown. At last there
were left only the two who first heard
the chirruping, each still with an ear
aloft.
"It's a sparrow" said one.
Sits an oriole or I'll eat my hatI''
Impossible," said the first.
81 was born within four feet of an
orioles nest. I'd orter know" said
the second.
"Why, an oriole goes 'chip-chip-chir.
rip'"
II beg your pardon. An oriole goes
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES D."
"Why, my dear man"
Excuse me, sir!-"
"I'll bet you box of cigars"
"I'lI take it. An oriole goes fchirrp,
just then the oriole came into view
"a tawny head, with long beak,
black body, and lavender legs.
"Chirrp, chirp, ch-ch-chirrp! Here's
de fina bird wistle, fiya centa piece
Ch-ch-chirrip!"
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Gave Her Away.

Wolff Bronson was to get mar
ried hundred times he would never
attempt another elopement.
Van Pelt-Was his attempt fail
ure?
Eyes; her father caught them after
a chase of ten miles"
'aThen did he give the bride away"
eyes; he handed over her artificial
teeth. Lake Shore News.
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Wanted! by the Mutual Life Insurance
Company, of New York, the largest life in
surance company in the world, agents and
solicitors in every county in the State OF
Minnesota. Liberal terms. State previous
business experience and give references.
Address, L. w. Peet & Co., Managers, st.
Paul Mimi
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Excursionists on the "briny," yatchmen
tropics, mariners, miners, emigrants to the
far West, provide yourselves betimes with
the finest defence against fatigue, the effects
of wetting, malaria, unaccustomed diet
and exposure in existence. The world
knows it as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
sovereign Tor dyspepsia, billiousness, cos
tiyeness and rheumatism.
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A Little Bit OF surprising.

Miss De Platte--Jobb, Lott q Co
have some remarkable bargains at
their French prints counter.
Old Lady-Land sakesl Have
these titled foreigners got to offering
themselves ON bargain counters3
Good News.
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How He Fetched Him.

Taylor-Ah! you collected Slim
dood's account. Well donel / never
expected to get that. How did you
fetch him?
Collector-He was very airy and in
solent about it at frst-said | might
whistle for the money.
"And then what did you do"
"Oh, took him at his word. / be-
gan whistling and gave him stave or
two of Little Annie Rooney and
then he weakened-pulled out his wad
and paid me every cent.-Grip.
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Goes right to the spot
one of DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. They do the right kind of
work when they get there, too. No.
violence, no unpleasantness but
mild and gentle cleansing and regu-
lating of the whole system. Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bill
ious Attacks, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels, are
promptly relieved and permanently
cured. They're the best Liver PHI
ever made. Purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, easiest to take, and
always fresh and reliable. Gently
aperient, or strongly cathartic, ac-
cording to size of dose-one tiny
" Pellet for a dose. They're the
smallest in Jize, but the most salts
factory in result.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get. Can you ask more /?
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

There is no reason why any young man
should suffer from nervous diseases when
such an eminent physician as White Beaver
(Dr. Frank Powell) can be consulted by
mail for two cent postage stamp-his adj
dress is st. Paul, Mimi.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

A Bad Case OF Stage Fright.
sock-Did you ever have the sensa-
ton of stage fright?
Buslin-Yes, once.
when was that?"
"Once when was on the Deadwood
zach an d it was held up. Boston
Courier
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PiCkniCkers,

Tartary and Persia are presumed to have
been the original country of wheat, rye
and oats.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Cholera morbus and diarrhoea yield to
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment taken often
internally,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

nold bachelor is traveller upon life's
railroads, who has entirely failed to make
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

Manchester College has paid off its debt
and now has property and endowments
valued at 100000. 1t promises to be one
of the best Colleges in the Northwest. II
has an ideal location in the beautiful sub
urb between st. Paul and Minneapolis.
Saloons are prohibited in this entire dis
trict. As students are forbidden to visit the
cities except by permission the location
combines all the advantages of the city
without its temptations. It is just the
College for farmers sons.
He that falls in love with himself, will
have no rivals.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-07-16

When one man has little prejudice
against another, suspicion is very busy in
coming resemblances.
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Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and act
gently yet promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevers aud cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs il the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and nc.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, ita
many excellent qualities commend II
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in BOO
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand viii pro
cure ii promptly for any one who
wishes to try II. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FiC syrup co.
SAN FRdgois00. QAt.
e0WsKliE. Nv. AIM xoaK ~
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ox-Tail Soup.

Angry Customer-Hello! you wait
er; where is that ox-tail soup2
Waiter-Coming sir-half a minute.
-Confound you! how slow
you are
Waiter-Fault of the soup, sir. Ok
tail is always ehind.-Jury.
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RlIfEUc and partners fonndfor opnortunlties
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2Op to SO%
90 per cent. of those investing In Real Estate
make money, 50 per cent OF those Investing in
A commercial center is the safest place to in
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These Advantages Guarantee Constantly In
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Write for Prospectus giving fun explanation
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Manager nr es, and Treasurer orsgcnlan: s. j. Bar
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~ Rheumatism, Kidney Pains, and weak
- Aness relieved In one minute by CUTICuRA
lTEANTrPAIE PLASTER. 25c.
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Trubee, Mount, New York: Benjamin Courtney,
Baker, Boston
Fernandina, July 1s-Arrived, bark VIM H
Dietz, Wakeley, New York
Saled-Schr F c Yarnall, Scott, New York
lSth-ATrived; schrs Satilla, Jayne, New York
NJ Rowley Wheeler. Providence
Georgetown, c, July 1S-Arrived, schrs Mel
lie Floyd, Johnson. and Frank s Hall, Burdmas-
NC. ''-''
Saied-Schr Matte MAY. Hill. Patchogue;
John II Cannon, Harrison, New York
Georgetown, d c, July i3-Arrived schr Bees
Sic II Rose, Allen, Pensacola.
Jacksonville, July 13-Arrived Schrs Never &
Muller, Patterson, New York; Lizzie Hall
Creed, do; Annie K Pierce, Somers, do
Cleared-Schr Penobscot, Carter, Boston
Mobile, July 13-Arrived. steamer Buenaveu-
tura lSpl, Astienza. New Orleans
Cleared-Sieamer Lsonora fSpl Algeria
Liverpool; schr John Q Smith. Kneeland Bar
badoS
Pensacola, July 13-Arrived, steamer Renem-
orance lBrl, Wilkinson, New York; bark Ed
mond Gresser Fri Lacoste, Rio Janeiro.
Gleared-Bark Belle Br], Willis, Leith.
tort Royal, G. July l3-Arrived, schrs War
rem Adams. ColcOrd Coosaw; Moses 3 Bran
hall. Smith. New York
YORK. 1'o"
lluh-Arrived. schrs Alma Cummings. Chm
mings, Boston mot Baltimore); Mary j Cook.
Higbee, Baltimore
New York, July 15-Arrived. steamships Sue
via, Hamburg; Spree Bremen; State of Geor
gia, Glasgow; Wisconsin, Liverpool; CITY of
Paris, Liverpool.
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MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.
FINANCIAL

FINANCIAL.
NEW YoRK, July IS, noon.-Stocks onened
duh but steady Money easier at ? per cent Kx-
change-long, 81 s414Gt4 IS; short, 81 S6sld
4 81. Government bonds neglected. State bonds
dull but STRONG.
The following were the p. m. stock quota
tiOnS:
Erie ............. 19A Richm'd & W.Pt.
Chicago & North. 1855 Terminal. ... 1875
LakeShore. ....s.l10 Western Union so
NEW York. July 10, 500 p. m.-sterling ex-
change closed dull and weak at 81 S5lS94 S71S;
commercial bills, 81 S41444 S614. Money easy
at l1902 per cent closing offered at Is per
cent. Government bonds closed dull but irm
four per cents my; four aud a half per cents
lOOlS bid State bonds closed dull but steady
Sub-Treasury Balances-Coin, S94, COS, 900; cur
rency, 81, 100000.
The speculative pendulum swung in an op-
posite direction to-day, and the heaviness in
the stock market yesterday, induced in great
measure by rumors set afioat in regard to dis
sensions at the railroad meeting, was replaced
by considerable strength, aided by limited for
eien purchases and weakness in exchange rates
The market showed no change from its dull
and narrow condition, but local operators were
more inclined to buy and a few purchases by
foreign houses caused q marked Improvement
in the temper of the days operations. Chicago
Gas was better held, and while Richmond and
West Point stock took its place as weak spot
10 the list, its loss was inconsiderabe. Late
reports of earnings kept alive interest in the
Changers, especially St Paul and Atchison, but
the remainder were dull and showed only
moderate sympathy with strength in the
leaders. Illinois Central for no apparent
reason. dropped off from 95 to 93Eb The
market finally closed extremely dull and rather
heavy at shade under first prices as a rule
The active list shows no material change for
the day. some stocks showing slight gains and
others equally as insignificant losses The
sales aggregated $1,000 shares of listed and
1000 shares of unlisted.
The following we're the closing quotations of
the New York Stock Exchange:
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New York, July i3-Arrived, schr Maud Snare.
Lowell, Jacksonville.
Genoa, July 10-Arrived. bark Marchesno
[Itall Vicini. Pensacola.
Pernambuco, June 22-Arrived, bark Princes
sen tNorl, Petersen, Savannah.
Stettin, July l0-Sailed, bark Ceres LGerl,
Horsch. Charleston.
Barbados June 29-Sailed, schr Ann Valen-
tine, Mussells, Bucksville, 5 G.
20th-Ba Portinscale lBrl. Finley, Mobile;
Sestri lNorl, Rostrup, Pensacola.
Cardenas, July SAILED, schr Scotia, Shearer.
Apalachicola.
Boston July 13-Cleared. bark Olive Mount
Bril- Tobey, Sapelo. Ga.
Brunswick, Ga, July 13-Arrived, brig Mary
Kimball, Ed y, Boston; schrs Harold d Cousins,
Davis, do; Three Sisters, Simpson, Philadelphia;
Mary F Godfrey, Lyman. New York; Thomas
Winsmore, Cornwell, Philadelphia.
Sailsd-Schrs Flora Rogers. johnson, Boston;
John Z Dubignon. Turner, do; Josephine, Eli
cott Cole, Providence; Elvire J French. Ken
drick, Philadelphia; Caleb Ridgeway, Rulon,
do.
Bangor, Me. July l3-Cleared, schr Henry u
May Smith, Georgetown. ID @.
Bath, Me- July I2-Sailed. schr Frank War
rem, Falker, Charleston.
Ceosaw, G. July 1S-Arrived, schr Nellie W
HowIstt, Buckalew. Norfolk
Darien, Ga, July l3-Arriyed, schrs Julia
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Then cameo break in wheat, and there was a
slump. September opened at 523zc and closed
at SIC. Oats were quiet and without feature
Provisions opened strong and higher on the
fact that hog receipts were much below the
expectations and prices 10115c higher at the
stock yards. Later a break in grain and es-
pecialiy in corn led TO a decline. September
pork opened at $40 6715 and closed at $40 5216c,
an advance over yesterdays close Of 2l6c.
Lard was unchanged and ribs 2la1jc higher
CHICAGO, July 15.-Cash quotations wore as
follows: Flour dull and unchanged; spring
patents 81 7005 40; winter patents SIS 90
e ~ GSker lVS0s ,,-jn StarelgntS - %
red. s7s4c Corn-No. o 5sS4059c Oats-No 3
35Isc. Mess pork, per barrel SO BIO
Lard, per 100 lbs. So 25. Short ribs sides,
loose, 50 3006 49, Dry salted shoulders
boxed, IS 2O65 %. Short clear sides, boxed
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Leading futures ranged as follows:
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