The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-03-30
Gallant Rufus Choate.

On pretty girl saying to Rufus Choate, ST am
saayousee," he replied, 80, no, you belong to
the old Jewish sect; you are very fairEseen
Nothing ADDS so much to the beauty of a fair
girl, as clear, bright, healthy complexion, and
to secure. this pure blood is indispensable. So
many of the so-called blood purifiers sold to i'm
prove rough. pimply, muddy skin, only drive the
scroful0us hum0rs from the surface to some in
ternal vital organ, and disease and death is the
inevitable result. On the contrary, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery strikes directly at the
Foot of the evil, by driving the impurities entirely
out Of the system, and with fresh stream of pure
blood flowing through the veins, nothing but the
softest and fairest of compilations can result
She Who Considers is Lost.
Mrs. Boggs-Yes, am widow for the second
time in my life.
Miss-And will you marry again?
Mrs. Boggs-Well, am onsidering whether it
would be wise for me to be 80 foolish.-Bingham-
ton Leader.
A friend In need Is Johnson's Anodyne Lini
ment, more families should know it, and use it.
Learning by Ear.
define "halo,'" said the teacher to girl In the
"A halo" answered the pupil, sis a kind OF
rope that the cowboys use out West to catch
cattle with-YOuth's Companion.
Diphtheria has often been cured with Johnson's
Anodyne Liniment when doctors gave 1t up.
"They say Chollie's injuries were the result of a
practical joke"
Eyes. The boys told him that big burly fel.
low IN the barroom was oeaf and dumb, and
Chollie walked over to him and with sweet
smile t0ld MIN ne was blank fool"
"The man wasn't deaf and dumb.-Sun.
The peoples remedy, DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup
Tor sale by all druggists. Price 20 cts.
Never too poor to try Salvation Oil, the great
pain-extirpator at only rs cents bottle.
With Modern Improvements.
Dashaway-Mi5 Summit, would suggest that
your younger broth er be asked to leave the room
as nave something Of the utmost Importance to
Miss Summit am afraid he will have to stay.
MI. Dashaway. In affairs of this kind find that
Iommy's services as shorthand writer are abso-
lutely Observation-Disclosures Life.
Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and
others whose occupation gives but little exercise
should use Carter's Little Liver Pills for torpid
liver and biliousness. One is a dose. Try them.
Ought to be the Other Way.
Miss Fortissimo-Yes, When l took lessons.
| they used to send me to bed when 1 wouldn't
Biunt-Thats odd. 1 should have thougbt tho,
1t would have been the other way; that thew sent
you to bed when you began to practice.-Boston
Transcript
Derangemento of the liver, with consti-
patton, Injuries the complexion, induces pimples.
sallow skin. Remove the cause by using Carter,s
Little Liver Pills. One dose. Try them.
One was bright girl and they were at the
seasons last game of base ball. She had won his
| enthusiastic heart by understanding the game
&DIo and hal u0d hnra mar
had been only his sister, at reminds me OF he
household" ne said: THE plate, the batter. the
| marriage" she added. First the diamond.
| where they are engaged, then the struggles and
the hits, and then the men going. out and, finally
| the difficulty they have in getting home!"-Phila-
| delphia Times.
Fol the cure Of all female disorders and irregu-
larIties, Ayers sarsaparilla has no equal
| AlDistinction.
who was divorced last spring9 She is going on
/ the stage this winter.
| Jav-Becoming an actress. eh2
Parkay-Oh, mol She is simply going on the
| stage.-Puck.
A beard can be colored brown or black by
| BuckIngam's Dye for the Whiskers.
A Cheap Anasthetlc.
Husband-Getting that tooth pulled hurt pretty.
Wife~No, Just thought Of all the mean things
| you had ever said to me, and 1t made me so mad
| I forgot all about the tooth.-Good News.
| Ayers Sarsaparilla cures blood diseases, eradi-
| Gates impurities, and renews the vital forces.
"How many kinds OF time are there?" asked
i the music teacher In u1e OF our public schools the
other day.
Two" answered small boy after some hest
i tation on the part OF the class.
i "What are they?" asked the teacher.
i irna and NIGHT time. ~ rnnliad fha har
-Binghamton Leader.