Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-10-27

-ssiLei ne by tlle lew lphtiy haHr thst
till linger sally upon my bare-fcoted
hei. AMI dragged me out of the closet,
incidentally oh~arving that she didn't
exactly 80 why she should h. compelled.
at her advanced stage ~ life. 10 open .
asylum for ~ooIrnnooat~i idiots
Ny wife IL ono of the bs-t wimin on
this continent. aliho' she isn't always
g-ntle - lamb. with mint sauce. No,
not always.
hut to return to the war mectin'. II
was largely attended. The Editor OF the
BHgis aruse and 20, up AMI aid the fact
ouuld no longer b. disguised that we
were involys.l In a war. Human gUrr."
aid be-, ''is howin'. All able bodie'l men
should scike . musket aud march 10 the
tented hsld. rrpoat u, cir. o. the
tented field.
\ voioc-"why don't you 40 yourself,
you old blow harlY'
II ann identihed. young man. with u
Arkylnelian leayer which moves the
world" said the Editor. wiping his Au.
burn brow with hts LETT coat.tail: II al.
lnde. young man. to the prrss. Terms.
two dollars q year. invariably In advance.
Job printing executed with nestneS- and
iispaich'' And with this brilliant bust
Of elekancc the Elitor introduced Mr. J.
Bruius llinkins. who l. sufcrin from an
attack - College In . nah-rin' place. Mr..
lIinkins aid Washington was not safe.
Who can saye our national caI.stlei
DAN SEIuHEiI, I aid. lie can do
IL afternoons Let him plant his light
and airy form onto the Long Bridge.
make facc- at the hirelin To-. AMI they'll
all .k,daidlc' old sErcn can do II
II call the Napoleon ~ Showmcn.-
aid The Elitor oi the Bugie.-"I call
that SApole1nic man. who's life !.
adorned with ~ many noble virtues.
anil who's giant mind lights up this
warlike scrne-I call him 90 orler."
will rrmark. In this connection.
that the Eiitor of the Bugis do. my sob
printing
You" aid Mr. IIinkins, who live
away from the busy haunts ~ men DO
not comprcheni the mAguitool - the
crisis. The busy hsunts u men I. where
E.Uple comprrhenl this crisis. We who
live In the busy haunts ~ man. thA, ID
a. say. W. dwell. a. u were. In the busy
hauni. ~ mcn."
Il really trust that the grntrman will
not fail o. s,y suthin' about the busy
hsun,. u men before he sits down."
saii |.
Il claim the right % express my scnti.
msnts horr,- SAIL Mr. llinkins. la .
.lightly indignant tone. and shall
brook no interruption. II am q Soft
more"
You coulin', bs u,ors sor, my young
frcni. observed. wherrupJn there wA
crie- - "Or,lcri orier'''
Il r-.,rrt can't mingle In this strife
p.r~onaily." !" sail the young man.
You might inlist a. . liberty pole
aid In silvcry whisper.
Dat h. aliei. Il have voice, and
that yOic. l. f1r war" The young man
then clo-.-i his speech with some strikin
and original remarks In relation to thu
siarsplnglci banner. He was followed
10y the village minister. very worthy
man in,ie~l. but who's sermons have .
tendency ~ make people sleep pretty In.
iusiriously.
n am within to inlisi for one. he aid.
What's your weight, parSJuY i
Askei.
"A hgndrci AMI anty pounds, he aid.
We'll. You can inlist ~ hundred aud
sit;y pounds u morphine. your dooty
b.in' to stand In the hospital. arter bat
,ls. AMI prrach while the surgical op.rs-
ti0ns /. b..in J.srfom:li Think how
much you'd ave thu Gov'msnt In NOR
phine.-
He didn't -cm to 49, H. bat h. made
. COOL sT-sch. and the ~iitor ~ the B,.0is
ru-s to rrai the resolutions, ~ follar.;
Rs.lri, That We view With anxiety
the fact that there Il now q war goin' On.
and
Rs.oIu,d. That We believe StonewAl
jackson .ymIathiIss with the -.-o-ssion
movement, and that We hOTs tho nine
months men-
AZ this point h. wa uninterrupted by tho
.ound. u silvery footsteps On the stairs,
and party ~ wimin. carrytn' guns and
lei by BErsY JANE. who brandishd .
loud and rattlin' umbrcller. burst into
the rom.
Herr, eriei I, ARE some nine-mOnths
wtminf'
Mrs. ward said the editor % the
higls-"Ms. WARD and ladies. what
means this ettr 'Orin'ry dsmon.trptiony'
1T means" aid that remarkable To-
male. that you men air maxim fools u
Yourselves. You arr wtllin' a. talk and
urge Others to ~ to the war. but you
don't 20 D. the war- yOur-lyes. War
me.tin's 4 very mic. In their way. but
they don't keep SruSEwALL JAcKsoS
irum comm over 70 Maryland and help
In himself to the fattsst bs.f critters.
What We want IL more cider and les
talk
"Gentlmen,- said I, that's my wifel
90 In. old gal!T and ! throwd mp my
ancient white hat In p~rf-ck rapterL
lis this roll book to b. hllei up with
the names u men or wiminy shs cried.
with m.n-with menr and our gu0iy
Was made up that very night.
A. WARD.