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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25
'TwAsNpoh BEER GAaK1zaa.
Thunder Weather Said a-Man,in,
Blue anekOut H Went.

Blue; anekOut He Went.
They haddsraduated fromthssU Uni.
verslty ofPennsylvania only a;1nonth
before andt;Wsre seeing Europes with
Well-llned purses, says the Philadelphia
Press. Londdnl and Paris shhd. .been
seen, and now, on their arrival ab
Berlin, they. decided to sally North inn
mediately dinner should be finished to
behold those mnch-spoken-of German
beer gardens. They did not stop to,
ask from the.eint erpreter wlraxe the.
best were to de found, but felt sure
they would meet with one before MANY
| streets should be passed.
SO on they went for a fewusquares
until they ycame upon a brilliantly
lighted place filled with trees and
plants, hooks and corners. Officers.
We're moving about with gaylyraressed
ladies, music playing, dear /. little.
round tables here and there:r. It was
charmlngg-just what they lad ex-.
pected.
"shall wegp in and have 90 glass OF,
beer?" :"
:'By all means
Large gates stood wide. Servants
IN rows bowed them in. The interior
was more fascinating than the glimpse
through the trees had promised. Sew
eral men i'm uniform stared at them.
They leisuraly seated themselves at a.
small round table, and one tapped,
with his, cane. One of the men Who.
had BEEN: sssanding at the, door, after a
hasty consultation with, the others,
approached them. He wore many
decorations ''What a swell waiter, -:
said onae. ~ .A.
The naasn in question: demanded.
"What d~you want heIa2''- course
in German
'"Fwo, BEERS answered student,
holding mp two fingers,to make himl-
self better UNDERSTOOD.
'"Pha'naer weather!iis' exclaimed the
mann in uniform; anddiin two iseco AIDS
timae ttiey found themselves landed
heavily on the sidewalk, and there
left Mlth numberlesss German words
whi& lhthey had not learned at thRuni-
versitg-
They afterward found that TIN bril-
l1anttE lighted garden was rrlvate
o@ss: and that they, bad assisted for
brtas space at faae given to ahe EN-
pbG9r.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

'fhe farmer ofthe future will be a
student. He wilnhe BUSINESS man.
Tie will have sciaantifc acknowledge He
will know why hs' must use certain
Kinds OF fertilizers for certaia grains.
He will know why he uses ceatain food
to produce fatt and other 40 produce
milk Hence Lhs must haveaducation1
at least, sufficient mental straining to-
comprehend these truths.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

Syrup :

We have selected two or
Group. three lines from letters
freshly received from pa
rents who have given German Syrup
to their children in the emergencies
of Group. You will credit these,
because they come from good, sub
stantial people, happy in finding
what SO many families lack med
icine containing no evil drug, which
mother can administer with con-
fdence to the little ones in their
most critical hours, safe and sure
that it will carry them through.
ED. p. WILLITs, of Mrs. JAS. w. KIRK,
Alma, Neb. give 1t Daughters College,
to my children when Harrodsburg, KY. I
troubled with Group have depended upon
and never saw any it in attacks Of Group
preparation act like with my little daugh-
It. It is simply mi ter, and find it an In
raculous. valuable remedy.
Fully one-ha1f of our customers
are mothers who use Boschee's Ger
man Syrup among their children.
a medicine to be successful with the
little folks must be treatment for
the sudden and terrible foes of child
hood, Whooping cough, Group, diph-
iberia and the dangerous infamma-
tons Of delicate threats and lungs. q
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

u HAVE BEEN AFFLICTED wild an affect OH
ct the Throat SAom childhood, caused :1w
diphtheria, aud have used various resse-
dies, but havaaever found aaSthing equAito
Browns BRONCHIAL TRocHaS." G.. M,
r. Hamptcss. hketon, KY Sold onlys in
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

Diphttasia has oftea been curaal with
Johnsolas Anodyne Iiaiment, when doc
tors gaEa.it up. 49,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

The laws<af civility obsige US to COMMEND
what, i'll reason. we canGat blame
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

In the United States report, the results Of
ANALYSES by Prof II. A. Weber, made for
the Ohio dairy and food commission, and
by Prof H. Bedinger Cornwall, OF Prince
ton college, N. j., for the dairy commission
OF New J ersey. are cited rs well as those
by Dr. 81. w. Wiley, chemist of the United
States department Of agriculture. This
gives peculiar value to the report, which
of course contains great deal which cali-
not be summarized here. scientific Amer
can.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

Blusaing is sufasion-leasa seen in
those: Nho have the ,host occasicA for it.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-25

The conduct Of another is almost ALWAYS
an echo Of our own
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-09-07


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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-09-07

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HDT DwANTED s26 week and expenses
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Samples free. J. +. HILL Go.
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Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
Hotels and Housekeeping.

The other day I heard a prominent merchant say that the building of so many elegant hotels uptown would lead trade to follow them, and that the day was not far distant when Fifth avenue, below the Cathedral, must be given up wholly to stores and club houses. It was with this thought in mind that went into the Plaza hotel and looked at it's parlors and dining rooms, it's cafe and restaurant. While wandering about I came to the conclusion that American women are fast becoming, indeed that they have already become, indolent.
 The new hotels afford beautiful resi- dences for people who can pay for the high cost of living in them-the man. agement at the same time taking upon itself all the cares of housekeeping. Fashionable women, as rule, detest housekeeping, for it interferes with their society duties, and thought, while re- fecting upon this subject, that the time may soon come when there will be hotel chques composed of rich families that belong to the same set. Such family hotels will have no transient custom, but will be constructed solely with the view of meeting the needs of rich, indolent women, with ballroom and private dining rooms at their disposal. In such hotel family could maintain pri- vate establishment and pay only one bill-the landlords-for which individ- ual, by the by, society may yet invent more elegant title.-Epoch.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
Felts Among the Ancients.

The Tartars and kindred peoples who occupy the middle and northern re- gions of Asia, and whose manners and customs have remained unchanged from the most remote antiquity, en- ploy the felted wool in a variety of functions, only less important than the supplying of foods. Both their cloth ing and their habitations have con- sisted of felt since knowledge of them first went upon record in the Fourth century. The process of felting was generally known among ancient na- Gons.
 The Greeks gave to it the name piledis, from pileo, to compress; liter ally, a compression or thickening of the wool The ancients employed felt for a great variety of uses, just as we do, the chief being to make coverings for the head, the most common form among the Greeks and Romans being the skull cap.-S. N. D. North in Pop ular Sciancs Monthly.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
Oh, Woman, Lovely Woman!

There are some queer couples in the world, remarked a real estate agent. The other day a man and 8 woman called to see me about renting flat. The woman did all the talking, and turned to the man for confirmation ol corroboration. He always agreed with her, and did it very meekly.
 Well" said the woman, "rn give you $25 for this flat; won't we, JohnY'
 ''Yes'm."
 "And I'll pay my rent promptly, tooi won't we, John9"
 "Yes'm"
 And take good care of the house won't 1, JohnY'
 ''Yes'm."
 But" I inquired, as is usual in such cases, 'are you man and wife2"
 Man and wife" exclaimed the wo man sharply; ''indeed we are not; are we, John?'
 "No'm."
 'Whatw says I. mot man and wife"
 ''Not much! I'd have you know that in this family we are wife and man; ain't we, Johng'
 "Yes'm. "-Texas SiftinRs.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
A Natural Inquiry.

A certain witty bishop found him. self, a few months ago, crossing the Bay of Fundy, from Digby to St. John, in company with a certain MT. Caswell. The Bay of Fundy has reputation for turbulence only to be matched by the English channel or the Bay of Bis cay. Mir. Caswell was struggling with a violent attack of seasickness; but the bishop, who was above such weakness, was very cheerful and inclined to con versation.
 He had failed, however, to catch MT. Caswelrs name correctly, and persisted in calling him 'Mr. Aswell." At last the sufferer in moment of ease cor rected him, saying,
 ''Caswen, my lord; my name is Gas well, not Aswen."
 "Oh!" said the bishop, eying him critically, as new spasm seized upor his unhappy acquaintance. Well Mir. Caswen, don't you think you would be xAswell without the sea9''-Harpsr's
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
NO LAUGHING MATTER.
A Dentist Who Win Harness Bis Patienta
 Eiyin

A Dentist Who Will Harness His Patients
 Before Giving Them Gas.
 Dr. Maurice B. Smith, a dentist, In future will have an arrangement of straps attached to the operating chair which will prevent patients who arc more muscular than the doctor from jumping up and attacking him while recovering from the effects of nitrous oxide gas.
 The doctor has had rather a rough experience with at least two of his pa tients, who, before they had fully re- covered from the effects of the gas, made things decidedly unpleasant for him. One of the patients, stalwart man, measuring over six feet in height and weighing about 200 pourxis, gave the doctor a good trouncing. It ap- pears that the man had two teeth drawn while under the influence of the gas, and when semi-conscious he made 8 sudden attack upon the doctor. The latter grabbed the man about the body and told him that the teeth were out and to keep quiet. While in the act of drawing away from the patient the doctor was struck either on the nose or behind the ear
 The patient then sprang out of the chair and struck the doctor about the face, knocking him senseless to the floor, and began kicking him. A lady as- sistant stood by powerless. The den- dist's wife, who was in an adjoining room, heard the noise, ran into the op- erating room and caught hold of the patients coat and tried to drag him away from her husband. The wife was struck in the neck twice by the patient The latter after coming to his senses, commenced to apologize, and offered to pay for all the damage done. Dr. Ransley, neighboring physician, was summoned, and upon arriving at the dentists he found that the latter's nose was broken, both eyes discolored, and he had several bruises on the head and body.
 Dr. Smith, in speaking of the affair, said: "I have just come from the har- ness makers, where have arranged for series of straps to be placed on the chair so that patient will be ren- dered powerless in case he becomes un- ruly while under the influence of the gas. The patient that attacked me was evidently dreaming about fighting, and on account of seeing my face last before taking the gas, and seeing me only while semi-conscious, he thought I was the aggressor and immediately began to pitch into me.
 ''The patient, when conscious, offered to pay for all the damage he had done, but as the damage amounted to break ing my nose and giving me pair of black eyes I could not appraise the value. About two weeks ago patient, while under the influence of gas, inn agined he was in fight and made a dive for his back pocket. caught his arms and held him while my lady assistant extracted a revolver from his pocket "-Philadelphia Ledger.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10

black shadow from the wing of deathI What eyes sunken with grief What hands tremulous with bereavement What instruments of music shut now because there are no fingers to play on theml Is there no relief for such soulsi Aye, let the soul ride into the harbor of my text.
 The soul that on Jesus hath leaned for repose, will not, will not desert to it's foes;
 That soul, though all hell shall endeavor to
 shake, Ell never, no never, no never forsake.
 Now, the grave is brighter than the ancient tomb where the lights were perpetually kept burning. The scared feet of him who was 'the resurrection and the life" are on the broken grave hillock, while the voices of angels ring down the sky at the coronation of an other soul come home to glory.
 Then there are many who carry the burden of sin. An, we carry it until in the appointed way that burden is lifted. We need no Bible to prove that the whole race is ruined. What spec tacle it would be if we could tear off the mask of human defilement, or beat a drum that would bring up the whole army of the worlds transgressions- the deception, the fraud, and the rapine, and the murder, and the crime of all the centuries Aye, if I could sound the trumpet of resurrection in the soul of the best men in this audience, and all the dead sins of the past should come up, we could not endure the sight Sin, grim and dire, has put it's clutch upon the immortal soul, and that clutch will never relax unless it'be un- der the heel of him who came to de stroy the works of the devil
 Oh, to have q mountain of sin on the soull Is there no way to have the bur den moved2 O yes. Cast thy burden upon the Lord" The sinless One came to take the consequences of our sim And know he is in earnest. How do know it? By the streaming temples and the streaming hands as he says, "Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden, and will give you rest" Why will prodigals live on swines' husks when the robe, and the ring, and the fathers welcome are ready Why go wandering over the great Sa- hara desert of your sin when you are invited to the gardens of God, the trees of life and the fountains of living wa ter2 Why be houseless and homeless forever when you may become the sons and daughters of the Lord God AL mighty2
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
\ Brides First Lesson.

A brides first lesson is to respect the extreme sensitiveness of her husband, who doesn't want people to know he has just been married. Consequently she will be wise if after her first jour- ney she assumes a gown that has seen wear; if she will forget to look around in startled manner whenever her hus- band is gone from her side, as it is not likely that he is either going to be lost or stolen. The next thing is not to kiss him or hold his hand in public, or call him darling" Any woman can make a man feel her love without making him ridiculous.
 Another thing for her to learn is, when she is at a hotel, not to grow confidential with the chambermaid, not to give her piece of her wedding cake and tell her all about the marriage ceremony, and tell her how she looked. You think this is never done2 Ask at some large hotel. And she shouldn't giggle or look surprised when she gets letter from her mother addressed to her in her married name. Men are particularly sensitive creatures about some things, and they are rather given to think woman don't want a name when she acts in this way.-Ladies' Home Journal
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
Chorus Girls' ReQuirements.

Ut is not an easy task to get good chorus girls" said an operatic manager yesterday. 'Of course there are plenty of girls-such as they are-ambitious to shine as lyric stars Something more than ambition, however, is necessary. One of the requisites is 8 pretty face, another comedy figure, and another, of course, is musical ability. It is not an easy job to train thirty or forty girls who are unfamiliar with the comic opera stage. Four weeks are required to drill them tolerably we'll, and then they will need frequent rehearsing after beginning their public performances. A director must have Jobs proverbial patience to teach 8 lot of jabbering, untamed chorus girls how to sing and march in harmony.
 'The salaries of chorus girls range from ten to twenty dollars a week, al- though fifteen dollars is about the av- craze. The male members of chorus get little more than girls Some of the smaller road opera companies play throughout the year, and they are boons to large class of girls and young men who would otherwise be idle dur ing the summer. Summer opera snaps, though, are becoming the proper thing.
 Several. companies are formed in New York for a ten or twelve weeks engagement every spring The salaries of the summer companies are consider ably less than those in the reoular aea- son, however "-New York Telegram.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
BROKEN FLIGHT.

I saw bird, light winged, gay,
 Leap from the earth in circling flight saw it cut the clouds of gray
 And dart into the drifts of light, And IT envied and yearned,
 Like it, to break the bars of fate While fierce the flame of longing burned To do and dare-but not to wait. saw a bird beneath my feet,
 Laid in the dust with broken wing; All hushed the minstrel music sweet A crushed and wounded, dying thing. An, mel not those who cleave the sky Are safest when the storm gods jeer- Not those who fret and fume to fly
 Are always fitted for that sphere. Ahl well that OCT our judgment weak A heart of mercy throbs for all To hold from us the hurt we seek,
 And, pitying, note & sparrow's fall. -Mattie Bonner in Philadelphia Ledger.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
ODDS AND ENDS.

The estimated population of the world is 1.45O, 900. 00O
 The cherry is delicacy much sought after by the whole feathered tribe.
 France spends nearly 1, 900, 900 francs a year in providing warm meals for the poor school children.
 The English Law Times reports gen eral complaint among lawyers of lack of business. ''Crime and contention Aro both dscliuina."
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
The Loss in Handling Gold.

By careful experiments made at the United States mint it has been shown that $5 are lost by abrasion every time a, GOO, 900 in gold coin are handled. The experiments were conducted with bags containing s, 900 each, and it was shown that the mere lifting of the 200 bags making up $1, 900, 900 to truck to be removed to another vault result ed in the loss stated, and that their transfer from the truck again made . second similar loss. Iron Industry Gazette,
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
TIMELY ANNIVERSARIES.
Current Selections from HistO-
 rvs Broad Page.
-I1nn0 IA

June 14. l645-Battle of Naseby; Cromwell and Fairfax inflicted a crushing defeat on the army of Charles I, and captured his famous papers. 1662-Sir Henry Nane beheaded on Tower Hill, London; born 1912; he became famous as colonial governor of Massachusetts by pro tecting Mrs. Hutchinson and advocating civil and religious liberty; obtained the free charter for Rhode Island. took the Puritan side in England, and was executed by the royalists.
 lSOO-General Jean Baptiste kleber, command ing the French army in Egypt, assassinated in his garden in Cairo by a Mohammedan devotee; born 1754; on the same day Napo- leon defeated the Austrians at Marengo; General Louis Desaix was killed. 1S1l-Harriet Elizabeth Beecher (Stowe) born at Litchfield, Conn. lS63-Last general assault of the Federals upon the defenses of Port Hudson, La.; repulsed with heavy loss; investment of Winchester, Va., compelled disastrous retreat of the Federals.
 lS64-Hard fighting in front of kenesaw, Ga.; Federals captured Pine Mountain. 1S75-Samuel Gardner Drake, popular author on Indian affairs, died at Pittsfield, N. H.; born 179S.
 1sss-Mary N. Prescott, author, died near New Bedford, Mass; born 1s4O.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10

O3tdSMRs pARp m Britain, died.
 lS64-Last attempt of the Federals to storm tho defenses of Petersburg, Va.; in five days they had lost 10, 900 men. lS67-Formal cession of Alaska completed by Russian government; date from which United States ownership is calculated. lS76-Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna (generally called Santa Anna) died in the City of Mex ico; born Feb. 21, 1795, in Jalapa.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10

ISI5-COmmOdOre ID c III IT OH0A1o1s'
 captured an Algerine frigate. 1S54-Mme. Sontag, noted vocalist, died. 1S71-Hon. c. l.. Vallandigham died at Lebanon, O., from pistol shot wound accidentally in- ficted by himself while Illustrating how another man might have shot himself. 1ST-John s. o. Abbott, author of many popu- lar histories, etc., died in Fair Haven, Conn.,; born 1895.
Connecticut western news., 1891-06-10
Bottom Facts.

That court house of yours is a credit to the town," remarked the stranger in Boomopolis.
 'Humph!' returned the man-who- couldn't-get-away, eff you was payin' taxes here ye'd think it was a consarned sight more of debitr'-Puck.