St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-26
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

SONhlSE SlONALS.
The man who rich. cold turkey hath
And giveth his neighbor none
Shall have none Of our rich, cold turkey,
When his rich, cold turkey is gone
The reason for This you can surely see,
And our views will never clash;
For every scrap of our rieh, cold turkey
Goes into the boarding house hash.
Many Land ladies.
Ceylon asks permission to exhibit four
sacred white elephants at the worlds fair.
Anything sacred" i'll Chicago would be de-
cidedly unconventional and de trop
In PREDATORY note 10 one of his books, Mark
Twain says: Figures stew out of me like
otter of roses out of the otter" Judged by
recent literary attempts his crStwhile roll
licking humor appears to have also stewed
cut Of him in lis perspiring race for the
mighty dollar. Marx Twain fell down and
stepped on himself when he decided to enter
into direct comp etition with thousands of
miIlioaares Instead of cultiyating literary
ability by no means rnsgnifcant-at one
time.
upon dog meat as q cure for consumption
has already begun on her third dog. Her life
should be cheered by the reflection that,
while contributing to the cause of science,
she is also materially aiding the police force
in the suppression of a nuisance
B. Harrison's administration has demon
strated that its heads of departments would
rather see their clerks drinking poor whisky
in Washington barrel houses than engaged in
harmless literary composition in the seclu-
sion OF quiet boarding houses. Young men
going TO Washington in search of cerkShips
will please take que notice and govern them
selves accordingly.
Oscar Wilde has written a play, entitled
Salome.' which he hopes to put on the
stage during the winter. A dramatic critic
named Willie Winter is the man MT Wilde
should fight shy Of or the coming season may
prove the winter of his discomfort
The country of Chill is shaped similar to a
lamprey eel and the lamprey eel gives cleo
trical shocks as we'll as Chilli.
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1t is mildly, yet earnestly. suggested that
at the next meeting of THE Minnesota state,
fair special annex DC prepared for the St.
Paul street car hog. II is a breed that can
not be improved and all MinncsO;ians should
enjoy the privilege Of lookins ut him in his
acme.
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san francisco couldn't secure the Repub-
lican national convention She couldn't even
buy it for St),0)) ana expenses of all the del
eSates, which, we understand, was the UNI
blushing offer make by her spokesman The
convention was not tor sale, IL least not at
public ycndue.
Almost daily Chicago trys to add momentum
to the theory of intense cold weather in the
vicinage of 81. Paul. The theory. however
is fallaciOas. but not until recently have the
inside facts re gardng the m tiYe giving rise
to this erroneous conclusion come to light
On this crisp Thanksgiving morning. when
ali nature joins to increase the appropriate
ness and unity of the day we celebrate. it is
well to lay before the thousands of GLOBE
readers plain UnyaTnished tale explanatory
! OF the average ChicagOan's chil,inesS, and
why he suffers in the Northw west at any period
! between Nov and May Is. The Chicago
| tiger spareth neither friend nor foe. In the
dozen of gilded gambling hells. and by the
! perennial race tracks which lower the price
OF real estate in Chcdgo's outskirts he licks
; of victims When cleaned completely out of
| financial resources the aforesaid victim flies
! to st. Paul or Minneapolis TO recuDerate But
invariably he. per force, wears last summers
! gauZ9 underclOthing ana Il straw hat. No
wonder he shive-s, and no wonder he shiv-
eningly inditas letters to the home papers
| complaining Of thu absence Of caiOric.
People who gamble away their last dollar,
| and then tack weather strip: on to their
| pjamas, and come on to St. Paul afoot. de-
serve TO be cold But they should do their
/ shivering in low tone of voice.
| Walter IL. jones, a NewYo fireman, is
| at present wearing the halo of hero. AMI
! swhat is still better he was not obliged to die
| TO prove to the worll that he was one of the
brayest of the brave.
Thisis the day wheMlTom and Jerry make
! their glad debut in the Norlhwest-we are
| told.
Unlike so many of our greater poets Sir
| Edwin Arnold is popular in the capacity of a
! conversationalist and has become in Amer
| lea. quite in the nature of drawing room
lad. There is most excellent reason for
| this-Sir Edwin is newspaper man as well
as poet
/
| The Chicago Tribune publishes an article
! bearing the ear marks of political fake
which claims that 'Tammany defeated the
| Maine man in lSSl. and went over to Cieve-
land after John Kelly had agreed to support
Blaine. Wewonder if Mr.. Blaine is counting
upon many Tammany votes in 1872:
| Philadelphia dog smokes cigars on the
! streets. Consumptive people intending to
use dog meat as a remedy should carefully
eschew nicotine-infectcd dogs in any form
There are nelrly 6O)O pieces in a modern
| locOmotive-even before the COLLISION.
|
Democratic Congress sman-Thc air is quite
crisp this moraing, Mr.. Mills.
Mr.. Mills-Eh!
D. C.-Oh-er-excuse me: not exactly
crisp, but bracing sir, braciug.
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No eaterprising journal has yet printed
cut OF BogIe Man Bogy Bounced by Book
l. was a bad time of The year to undertake
! to change the name of Goose Island, II suburb
of Chicago. The attempt was made at
| period in too close juxtaposition to Thanks
| giving, when even the name goose" has u
succulent redolence.
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The Chicago Tribune says: 1.-THE next
president will be nominated ut Minneapolis
on or about June :. 1892 The Tribune has
made close guess 1t comeS within less
than ten miles of the correct conclusion.
! The next president will be nominated in ST.
| Paul somewhere along in the leafy month of
! June.