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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
You Don't Get What Won Want

if you expect to buy DIR Pierce's genuine
medicines at less than the regular prices,
You can buy counterfeits, limitations,
dilutions, and substitutes, from unau-
thorized dealers, at what are called "cut
prices, but the genuine guaranteed med
icines cost more.
If you do get the genuine, they're
the cheapest medicines you can buv, for
they're guaranteed in eI cry case to ben
eft or cure, or you have your money
back.
But you won't get the genuine. except
through druggists regularly authorized
as agents, and at these uniform and
long-established prices:
DIR Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
the remedy for all diseases arising
from torpid liver, or impure blood7,
81. 90 per bottle.
DIR Pierce's Favorite Prescription the
remedy for woman's chronic weaknesses
and derangements), 81. 90 per bottle,
DIR Pierce's Pleasant Pellets (the origi-
nal and best little Liver Pills., 20 cents
per vial.
DIR sage's Catarrh Remedy, so cents
per bottle.
The genuine guaranteed medicines
can be had only at these prices. But
remember, in buying them, YOU nav
only for the good you get. There's
value received, or there's no pay at ali.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
NEWS OF THE DAY.

Prince George of Greece left San Fran
cisco for the East last night.
The next annual meeting of the New
York Press Association will be held at
Buffalo.
A fire during the morning burned the
Culver Block in Naugatuck, Conn., Loss,
81, 800; partly insured.
The Phoenix Cigar Factory OF Chicago
has removed to Detroit, owing to the
cigarmakers' strike.
The Vanceboro Wooden Ware Com
pany's Mills at Vanceboro, Me-, were de-
stroyed by fire at 10 a. m.
Joel Nj. Booth was run over by cable
car at the Roxbury Quarry at Milford,
Conn.,, and Instantly killed.
A combined strike of the butchers,
bakers and grocers of Paris has created a
good deal of excitement in that city.
At the commencement exercises at
Amherst tho degree of b. A. was con-
ferred upon 80 graduates and that of B.
s. on 2.
Emil Marquee s. Co., leather dealers
of Boston, have assigned to E. L. Read
president of the National Exchange Bank
Of that city. Liabilities estimated at
$500, 900 to 100000.
William H. Latimer, of Orange, N. j..
has been arrested on the charge of en-
bezzing So, 700 from the Orange Building
and Loan Association while secretary Of
that organization.
The Court of Appeals of New York
State has decided in favor of Syracuse
in the matter of securing Skaneateles
Lake water. The decision Of the General
Term Is reversed.
The dispatch sent from Trenton, N. j.,
that a decision had been rendered in the
case of Haring VS.. the State of New Jer-
sey (the pool selling CASEY is untrue. No
decision has as yet been given.
Chief Special Agent of the Census
Thompson, charged with the collection of
statistics Of manufactures in Philadel-
phis, has been removed Tho ground for
his removal was disobedience of orders.
Colonel Thomas Fitzgerald, editor of
the Daily Item of Philadelphia, who
has been travelling in Europe for the
past two months, died suddenly in Lon
don during the morning from an attack
of the grip. His son Writer was with
him, and every effort was made to save
his life but without effect.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Americans Must BE Careful.

Observation-Disclosures that? You say you
were attacked by highwaymen on the
way here?
Winthrope-Yes, and robbed of every
cent after being beaten insensible.
Standish-Honest citizens ought to go
armed.
Winthrope-I was armed.
Standish-Then why didn't you shoot?
Winthrope-I was afraid some of the
highwaymen might be unnaturalized
residents, and did not want to risk
plunging my beloved country into a
foreign WAN. Y. Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
ALCOHOL EXPLOSION.
Three Men Badly burned by an Accidenzfn
Columbia College.

Three Men Badly burned by an Accidenx
Columbia College.
NEW York, June 28-By the explo-
sion of a barrel of alcohol in the base
ment of Columbia College, DR.. John e
Northrop, an instructor In zoology, and
two assistants, William Simpson and
Thomas Tighe, were seriously burned.
DIR. Northrop's injuries are so serious
that there is danger of death resulting.
Having reason to transfer the alcohol
from the barrel to small Jars, DR..
Northrop called in the aid of William
Simpson, the college jsnitor, and Thomas
Tighe, and, taking a light, the three
went into the basement. AS soon as the
barrel was opened the alcohol became ig-
nited and an explosion followed.
DIR. Northrop rushed from the base
ment with his clothing all ablaze. Some
workmen nearby extinguished the flames
by tearing off the doctors clothing, and
with buckets of water, but not before he
had been frightfully burned about the
face, arms and legs. He was taken to
the Presbyterian Hospital, where his in
juries were pronounced exceedingly dan.
gerous. Janitor Simpson was burned
about the head and went home after his
injuries were dressed. Tighe's burns
were serious, but not necessarily fatal
The fire did slight damage.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
al Mnol, Az r,otter "a. Hn..

A gentleman and his wife. the latter
with a six-months-old infant in her
arms, were about to enter the Austin
opera house to sec the performance one
night, when the doorkeeper suddenly
said:
beg pardon, madam, but You can't
take infants inside!'
Every WELL" said the lady, $50 much
the better for me. You just take care
of the little fellow tiH, the play is over
and by the way, there's the milk bot
tie in case he should cry."-Texas Sift-
inpS
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

ENGLAND il to send three of her best
war ships, the Hercules, Sirius and
Spartan, to do duty on the North Amer
lean coast. This is in line with similar
actions on the part of the British gov
eminent the past year or two in gradu-
ally and quietly replacing the fleet on
the American coast by the most power
full war vessels it can spare. Not only
are the only and less powerful vessels
being thus replaced, but the fleet is be-
ing enlarged, so that in future the
British force in American waters will
be larger than at any time since the
civil war.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
rec Exhibition,

The people of Waterbury and vicinity,
especially the ladies, are respectfully in,
vited to examine the largest and finest
display of samples in cart Needle Work''
ever shown in this city, on exhibition for
the next three weeks at our salesroom, No
lob Grand street, where upwards of two
hundred samples of the very latest novel
ties and designs in Art and Home Decora-
tions produced on our improved machines
are to be seen. These samples include
Pictures, Curtains, Tapestries, Scarfs,
BANNERS, Fancy Linen and many other ar
tieles too numerous to mention, tina. call
forth the honest admiration of every lady.
A great feature of this machine work il
that the pattern and colors appear alike on
material on which the embroidery il done
Trained experts win be present TO explain
the work to visitors.
TheSinSer Manufacturing Co.
No'Iss Grand ST. M. W. stebhlss, M.s,r
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Small Matters.

It is always well to make the best of
small accidents. This was the opinion,
ut any rate, Of a certain colored barber,
who, in cutting a gentleman's hair,
mipped off the tip of his ear.
The customer leaped out of the chair
with a wild shrek.
'Ow!" he screamed, you've cut of a
piece of my earl"
"Shol Don't cary on so, bossl' said
the barber. "'Taint 'nough for to af-
feet de hearin'r"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Cunning Siberian Natives.

When compelled to travel all night,
the Siberian natives always make a
practice of stopping just before sunrise
and allowing their dogs to go to sleep.
They argue that if the dog goes to sleep
while it is yet dark and wakes up in an
hour and finds the sun shining, he will
suppose that he has had q full nights
rest, and will travel all day without
thinking of being tired. One or even
two hours stop at any other time is
perfectly useless, as the dogs will be I'M
comfortable from that time forward
until they are permitted to take what
they think full allowance of sleep
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
THE DRUMMER is IN JAIL.
His Marriage to a Young Girl Prevented
by Her Brother.


SARATOGA, N. Y, June 26.-Frark
Andrews, a commercial traveller, having
a wife and children in Albany, has
been paying atten ton to the 17-year-old
daughter of Reuben Barnett, a appointment
liveryman here, for a year or moro, rep
resenting himself to be widower The
girl wanted to marry him and her pa
rents gave very reluctant consent. The
father, on going to Albany yesterday to
satisfy himself that all was right, met
Andrews wife, learned the truth and
hurried back to Saratoga.
In the meantime Andrews and the girl
had boarded a train and started north.
They were traced by telegraph and fol-
lowed by the girls 22-year-old brother.
He overlook the pair at Whitehall and
compelled Andrews to return with him
at the point Of revolver The father Of
the girl was at the depot on the arrival
af the train last night and was barely
prevented from shooting Andrews. An
drews is in jail.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

r.+ &@zesa @ge'a. g e IS
ADVERTISE
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

WE fail to find any mention of the
Niedringhaus tin cups at the Ohio c"!'-
vention that nominated Mckinley.
This is most distressing and it seems to
us ungrateful, the more so as Mckinley
is the father of the tin plate tax which
was to build up a new American indus
try at Il cost of only $1,000,000 or So
per annum to the taxpayers. Surely if
that Welshman and his three boy assist
ants had been reasonably industrious,
enough tin cups could have been turned
out of the great Niedringhaus tin plate
factory at st Louis to fire the hearts Of
the McKinleyites at Columbus.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Entered assecond class matter at the Water
bury Postofice'
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
In No Immediate Danger.

Miss Dc Muir-Death loves q shinin;
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Trains leave Waterbury f.


3osION-7:3O, Il. m.; LOO, *l.i5, 4:05 r III. Return
o.3O Il. ni' l2'oO NJ, 3:J9, 80 D. NJ.
i'RONIDKNCE-5:%O, 7:3O a m; 100, 4:O5 D NJ
lrturn 9:lO a. M; 1918, 2:15, $50 p m.
NEW YORK via Browsters 500 a. M; 2:lo y. IL,
Return SO II. m; 400 y. in.
NEW LONDON $40, 1870 a. m; loo 4:O5 d. m
Return -T:i5, $40 Il. m; $3.50, 5:25 p. IN.
tCTNGM 40 a: m; 100, 4:05 p. m. Re-
turn SID l0:i5 d. M; 1881, 4:e5, 600 p. IL.
WILL tANTIC 59o, 7:30 am. 200, *3l5 1905 pm.
Return STD 9:lu, l1:35 Il m; 2:17, 5:l5, 200
y. M.
SPRINGFIELD $3.50, 9:O5 a, m; 4:o5 p. m. Re.
itirH .:4Oa m; $50, Gao D. M.
NEW uANkiS via Iilinvie-7:30 a. IN. Return
-il0l d. m; $3.50 p.
uARrFOKD $50, 1876. 9:05 Il. m; 100, 4:O5 S:a5
TYP p M H. RetIr,t-,FS}5, G;35, 1O:35 a. m;
NEW BRITAIN 800, TaO, 9:5 q, m; 100, *3:45
a m; I:Uc,4:*C, ;:lV, e.4' l.. m.
rLAlNVlLLE- 3:3o, 7:31, oU5 M; Loo, *5:45 lO5,
1870, 7:Sl, 800 p. in.
BRISTOL $50, $50, 300 a. m; 100. *3:45 Eo5
N Return *Y:1s, 7:1o, 11:s5 a. NJ; 1:so, 4aO,
rEEkYVnLE-5;3', $50 1905 a M; 100, *s:4b,
4,o5, 50: = Ii: Return 1881. *0:23, i1:s6 a.
m; lac 400, ':41, 9:25 p. Ill.
WATEkVlLLE-- $500, 9:3U IL M; *S:46, 4:O5, s:s5
hoturr-;:55, *s45,fl55 a. m.;t:oG, 500, 9:45
UNlON CITY 1913 am; f5l5 p. m. Re-
tarn--fS4S Il III {; fSlO p. III.
row ANTlC- fSO5 a. m; f5:15 D. M Re-
turn 1879 u. M; fS:09 p. III.
rOMPLlfAUG VALLEY sos a. H.; 2nO,
o:l3 pm. Return-S:45, a. M. ls:=G, 7:47 p, m.
HAWLEY WILLIE sos a. m; x:1U 5I5 D. m.
itetnrn -S:os a. m, 1902, 7s95 y. M.
DANBCRY-S:o5 a. M; 2:10, 5:l5, D. M Return
':4', 4l:lS ii. m; 7:iO D. H.
BREW STEhS sos a. m; 2:1O, 5:15 p. m
Rcturn--T:"5, 11:2S H. m; 642 p. IN.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. AIM; 2:1O, sis: p.
N. keturn6O0, 1000 a. m, $40 y. m.
BUFFALO, DETROIT, CLEVELAND, CINCIN
NAfl, ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO aud western
points, 500 a, M; 2l0 BIS p. III.
Sunday Mail
r. b. Williams, Sup't, East Hartford,
\. O. Kendall, G. P. A. Boston,
May. 10, 1891,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

SECRETARY FOSTER is now issuing
daily treasury statements in the en-
deavor to minimize the deficit. He
carefully conceals the fact that since
Harrison entered the white house over
S155, 000, 900 have been squandered oyer
rived from oppressive taxes. When Mr.
Cleveland went out of office there was
a surplus S1OO,OOO,0OO in the treasury,
besides over S54,OOO,OOO belonging to
the national bank note redemption fund
Both the surplus and the redemption
fund have been expended and nearly II
million dollars more.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

mental round butt single made froYn
California redwood and dipped in Cab
bolts creosote stain. The carving to be
composition.
Chimneys to be Of good red pressed
brick laid with good cement, mortar
and capped with smooth sandstone.
This house will look good painted an
olive green color, all the trimmings to
be two shades darker.
This is good house and is well
adapted for the city or country.
j. S. VI.LEREA.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Matrimonial Item.

Jim Doolittle, q Texas man, has not
been married very long, but there are
already some rumors Of an impending
divorce. He complains that his wife
has n very bad temper.
''When did you first get acquainted
with your wife?" asked friend.
81 have known her a good while, but
I didn't really get acquainted with her
until after we were married." replied
Jim, with a sigh.-Texas Siftings.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

May. 10, 1891.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
LEWIS :. RID, J


Is = UrICr u NOIiCo.
MARY A. EEtD.\
State OF CuuhUc'lcut, Now Haven county. S.
Waterbury, IuHe22, 1891.
Upon the complaint ct the said lewis A Reid,
pra in, 70. reasons the Elm set forth for a di-
worse ,.DW pand;ng, retu nab on the first Tues.
LAY of urC,.hur, 1890. before tn, superior court
in and fur Now liza ell county, to be holden at
Waite, buy. it pcaring To and being fou, d
by the subscribing authority, that the said de-
frndant IS residing i'll i'rovdencs, RI .aud absent
ir ,n this State-gOnc to parts unknown.
rherefc re, crdNIed, that notice of the p4ndeu-
cy of said complaint be given said defendant, by
publishing this order i'll the Waterbury DEMO
tRAT, newspaper Printed in Waterbury, one
week, commencing eli or before the 24th day of
June 1891, by some proper officer or Indifferent
person. EDWARD L. COLE
Assistan CLERK of the Superior Court for New
Haven county.
State of Cunncc! iUut, New Haven county, S.
Waterbury, June ~, 1891.
The written AMI foregoing is true and at
tested copy Of the original order of notice.
Attest, NOAH Il FUTILE, Constable,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Lighthea6l.s Mistake.

Lighthead - This idea that Boston
girls are so highly intellectual is all
nonsense. You remember you intro
duced me to one at the party the other
evening?
Hardhead - Yes: Miss fremont, a
friend of mine.
Lighthead (triumphantly) We'll,
was with her an hour, and she didn't
talk about anything but dogs and
horses.
Hardhead-She has great adaptabili-
ay.-Good News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Ethel-It's too bad it's cold. prayed
for warm day. Does God always
answer prayer
Mamma-Yes, if you ask for thing
in the right way, and If you don't He
reproves you by not giving it.
Ethel-Oh, see now. The governess
told me to try to say my prayers in
French this month, and guess made
mistakes.-Life.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
A Wonderful Invention.

A French inventor has invented a
stove built in the cylindrical form,
around the central flue of which are
grouped several hundred thermo-elec-
trio elements. A small stove thus
equipped is said to be able to produce
with the usual consumption of fuel,
enough electricity, If stored, to run
twenty-five one hnndred-candle power
lamps,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

bule connects the kitchen with the re-
ception hall.
The dining-room and kitchen are con-
nected by pantry. The pantry and
kitchen will have maple floors and will
be wainscotcd three feet six inches
high.
The second and attic floors are to be
finished in yellow pine. The second
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

THE tributes that are paid to the CHAR
acter and achievements of the late Scna-
tor Mcdonald of Indiana are many and
sincere, and they are given by republi-
cans and democrats alike. He adds
another to that long list of democrats
who are universally acknowledged to
have been great and good men after
they are dead.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

seven feet in depth. The plans are so
arranged that all the rooms are light
and open into the main hall. On the
first floor the entrance is from a stone
stoop. The reception hall has a wood
mantel of elegant design.
The parlor, dining-room and the IL
brary open into the reception hall.
These rooms are all furnished in red
oak and have red oak mantels. A vesti-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Mrs. Broadhurst Visiting her sons
studio)-Wonderful, Herbert! How you
hare improved since 1 was hero last!
Such depth of color, and magnificent
distance; and as for that eagle on the
topmost bough of that tree, can al
most see him move.
Mr.. observation-disclosures me, mother,
but that's a 1y.-Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Teacher-You must not come to school
any more, Tommy, until your mother
has recovered from the smallpox.
Tommy-Therc amt bit of danger.
She amt going to give me the smallpox.
''Why, how is thatP"
"She's my stc2mother. She never
gives me anything Siftings.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
rHREs.sroRY DIVE. LiNa.

aus Cost Estimated at ThIrty-Eight Hun.
Clred Dollars.
A three-story frame dwelling with
basement and stone foundation, includ-
ing all the modern improvements, and
that can be erected for thirty-eight
hundred dollars. The dimensions from
outside to outside of this dwelling are
thirty-eight feet frontage by forty
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Primus-You and jackson are always
together. Some strong bond of union
between you, Ell?
Sccundus-Yes. He is too obtuse to
taIc q hint and am too gentlemanly
20 insult him.-Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Mrs. Peastraw-What do they call q
str !ent at Cornell?
Farmer Peastraw-A Cornellian.
Mrs. Peastraw-Well, what do they
call student ut Vassar?
Farmer Peastraw-A Vassarlino, of
courS0,-Jurv
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
In the Thieves Quarter.

A.-What's going on over at your
house? hear music and dancing.
B.-Yes, we have got little family
celebration.
whats the occasion?"
'one of the boys has just got homo
from the penitentiary."-Te Siftings.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
No Spare Hours.

Mr.. Hayseed CARRYING at city hoteD-
s'pose kin hear tho gong here when
it rings fer dinner, can't 1?
ClerlS-We have no gong. We have
breakfast from to II, dinner from 10
to 6, supper from to II.
Mr.. Hayseed-Jehoshaph How am
to git time to see the city?-N. Y.
Weekly
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

floor contains four large chambers, a
linen closet and bathroom, all open
ing into the hall. The attic floor has
a billiard-room, q large bedroom and
two large storerooms. which will not
be finished.
This house is provided with furnace
and piped for gas.
The siding will be three inches o G.
The shingles on the roof to be of the
star A star brand and the shingles on
the side of the house to be an orna-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Mr.. White-Is dat so, you's on de
staff oh de Daily Blanketsheet?
Mr.. Blacl1-'Dccd I is, an q most
highly 'portant position Is got. mix
dc paste, clean de spittoons, an sharpen
de shears.-Good News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
N. 4. & Il. Railroad Time Table,

T.alns leave Waterbury for
NEW YORK 500, $50, l0.45 a. m. $50, 3:s5 6:G7
pm. Retrrn-5:o1, 500, 1000 a. m, 100, 4:02,
NEW haven - $50, a. rn., 1880, eO7 p. m.
Returh 120o,m.
BRIDGEPOKT- 6O5 SEQ I0:45. IN. Il 80 s:25, 6O7.
keturn-7:OO, 9:ra, a. M, 1910, 1913, $50, 7;47
ANSoNIA6:05, $40, lO:45a .m 1:3o, s:s5, 6O7 6:56
y. m. keturn-735. lo@9, a. M, 1a44, $40,
sos, $3.50 p IN.
NAfEkION N~6:ii, $50 l1:ss a. m., 405 6:15,
1901, 9l6p. NJ. last train, Saturday only. Re
turn G45, $50, 1910, q. m, $50, 500 6:S3,
7:35 =. m, last train, Saturday only.
TnoMASroN--S-20, l1:17, a. M, 400, 6:56, p. m
TURkINGTON-SsU il:l7, q. m, 400, $3.50. p m
kUturn-1326, 9:56 u. M, $50, 5:I6 D. m.
MINSTREL $50, liar N. M, 400, 6:56, p. m.
RCturn-7:O5, 9:a5 a, M, s;o5, 4:52 p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS. ii
Going north, 095 a. 10.
Going south, Ais p. in.
Frr New Haven and points on the Shore Line
Division via Nangatuck Junction at4:I5 p. m,
LUCIUS TUTTI4E, General Manager. -,%s
Z Il. HAMPSTEAD. General Pass. Agenk
Al RRIDEN, WATERBURY & CONNECTICUT
VA RIVER RAILROAD.
In EFFEcT APRIL 3, 1881
FROM WATERBURY TO CROMWELL.
leave Waterbury, Dublin street, $500 and 500
am; 1880, 500, T:07 p. m.
Leave Merden, T:05, $50 IN; ELI, 5:45 p. M
FROM CROMWELL TO WATERBURY,.
Leave Cromwell, $50, sos a. M, 12:1a 500 D. m
Leave Meriden, West Main street, 7:O5 geo a.
M; 1851, 5;45, $50 p. m.
Arrive at Dublin street. 7.4o, 1O:1i a. M, 1885.
6:Sh, ESQ p. m.
N. CRAWFORD. supt.
Ne riden, Con n
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

''There" said the toy man to Billie's
father. THAT DRUMS the finest in the
market. It can't be beat"
IN take it. A drum that can't be
beat is just the thing formy boy."-Har-
pcr's Bazaar.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Why She Was Angry.

He put his arm around her waist for
the first time, but realizing his bold
ness, quickly withdrew it. care you
angry with me, Katie?" he asked ti1nid-
ly.
''Of course I am, George" she an
swered. "What business had you to
take away your arm?"-Boston Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
As She Is laugh

Teacher-Tommy, can you give me n
sentence in which "but" is conjunc-
ton?
Tommy-See the goat butt the boy.
Butt is a conjunction, and connects the
boy with the goat.-Baltimore Ameri-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

She Cicily, to rejected suitor)-Did
not say ''never!" to you yesterday?
Why do you ask me again?
He (bravely)-Well, as this is the
next day after never I thought I'd
call to see If you hadn't changed your
eternal resolution.-Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Not Yet Desperate.

Middle-aged Spinster las tramp comes
into the yard)-What do you want here,
anything to eat?
Tramp - What else should I want,
madam? Did you think came to offer
a pro. oosal of marriage?-BostonH Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Weather Indications.

WASHINGTON, June 26.-For New England,
Eastern New York and New Jersey: Fair;
stationary temperatures: W esterly winds Fair
Saturday.
For Western New York: Fair; warmer;
southerly winds.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

"A marriage may sometimes be q
failure" remarked old Mrs. Ely, ''but
funeral is always bound to be sue
cess."-Life.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Miss Gadd (from the cast-in Arl1an-
sas book store)-1Iave you Ben Hur?
Young Clerk (recently from the
woods)-Ben hyur, nom? Wy, stay
hyur all the time!-Light.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Maud-No girl could have refused
him if he had proposed to her as sweet
ly as he proposed to me.
Mary-But you must remember, dear,
that he has had great deal of ex-
perience.-Munsey'sW Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Mrs. B.-Gcorgo, am outraged. The
moment you see that Miss Landon you
seem to forget that you are a married
man!
Mr.. B.-No, my dear; on the contrary,
the very sight of her makes me think Of
that.-Life.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

EHOR SALE-Placards of "To Rent
K Furnished Room To Rent" "Fo'
Sale,n and many other designs, loo each.
At the DMMocRAT Office.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
A Confession,

Aunt Mabel-Why, Johnny, how the
sun has tanned you!
Johnny-No, it wasn't the sun that
tanned me. 1t was papa.-Munsey'
Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26
Coat-sheddIns Time.

Little Dot-Mamma, please give me a
whole lot of moth paper.
Mamma-What for?
Little Dot-To pack my kitty away.
Her fur is all comm off.-Good News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1891-06-26

Rose-What are you doing, Lily?
Writing for the press9
Lily-Yes. I'm just telling Charlie
I'll be alone this evening.-Light.