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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-22
THE CRYSTAL SALOON.

THIS SALOON Is CLEAN AND COZY
4 II has been thoroughly renovated ane
Irspaintsd. Everything done necessary foi
The eomfert Of pstrsns.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-22

The above trains are run daily anu make
close connection at Mound House with
trains of the Virginia and Truckee Railroad
for Virginia City and Reno, and with the
Central Pacific at Reno, via the Virginia anu
Truckee, for all points East and West.
Stage Connections.
Al Hawthorne with the United States Stage
Company's coaches for Aurora. 26 miles !;
Bodie, 81 miles; Lundy and Bridgeport, and
stages for Coreyville, i2 miies
AT Luning, 125 miles from Mound House,
with Gilmer, Salisbury g Co.'S tri-weckly
stages leaving Mon days, Wednesdays and
Fridays for Downeyyille. Grantsville ana
Belmont.
AT Candelaria with the stages for Celum-
bus, miles; Silver Peak, Montezuma, Aida
Valley, Gold Mountain, etc.
At kecler. with stages for Cerro Gordo,
miles; Darwin, 20 miles, and Panamint
H. N. YERINGTON, Gen. Supt.
X. j. LAWS, Assistant Superintendent.
D. A. BENDER,
General Fl eight and Passenger Agent
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-22
TN CIGARS

Are the beet In ths market. Visitors sr,
sssu-sd gsntlsnaAly treatment.
Drop IN.
n PRANK HILL. Manager.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-22
rnn BAR

10 stocked with the finest brands Of stand,
ard Whtskies and Wines. All kinds Of Min.
srai Waters and temperance driaks.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-22
A FREE LUNCH

10 always spread for Customers, and III,
choicest Liqsors and Cigars srs
ken In stock.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

WAsHIEGToN. July IL. = Acting
Secretary Chandler has approved an
important order which will be for
warded 70 registers and receivers Of
land Offices In North aud South DAs
kotA, Montana and Washington. The
order prescribes rules and regulations
for making selections Of lands In these
states for educational and other pur-
poses under the provisions Of the con-
gressiOnAl act Of February %, 1889,
when these four states were admitted
TO the Union. The order goes into
detail a. 20 what methods should be
pursued In making these selections
and 10 Fastening this work. The or
der also designates just how much
land shall be allotted each state under
these grants. The land allotted 10 each
Of the DakOtas is SOC. 900 acres. and for
the following purposes: State normal
school. $1,000 acres; and 5000 acres
zach to the school Of mines, the reform
school, the deaf and dumb asylum. the
agricultural college, the university
and public building At the capital.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19
wissoasln's wIId winds.

WEST SUPERIoR. Wis. July l7.-A
violent wind storm struck this city at
2S5 p. m. It attained the dignity Of q
hurricane. but was not 1t all cyclonic
In its actions. IL blew down eight or
ten buildings, but with the excsption
Of Que location no loss Of life is report
ed. The large three story building at
the coEner Of Third street and LamDOrn
avenue was blown down and totally
demolished. There were tWenty-six
men &c work In the building at the
time and > number Of passsrsby had
taken refuge In the structure TO escape
the storm. Seventeen men Vsft
buried In the Fuins when abe building
collapsed, ave Of whom have already
been taken out dad, a number ol
others seriously wounded and Ave Ars
stilf Eoisslng.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

f. Noyes, fifth cavalry (recently pro-.
moteo from major fourth cavalry.
Leave of absence for ten days. q.
take effect on or about August /, 1891,
is granted 20 First Lieutenant WiIlism
III. c. Bowen, nth infantry, recruiting
officer.
Lieutenant Charles B. Thompsa1.
nfth infantry, one Of the military old
timers In this region, has been retired
from further duty at the Fort Leaven-
worth school Of application for In
fantry snd cavalry.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19
RIOT ON A TRAIN.
An Old Feud Breaks Out on
Board a Train Filled With
Passengers.
North and South DakotaGet 500
0oO Acres Each for Educa-
ticnal Purposes.
Railroad Riot

BLooMISoToN, Ind, July 17.-A
sensational shooting ARRAY occurred
on board the Louisville, New Albany
and Chicago passenger train near
Greenoastle. The Towes and Bssses,
two families from Mitchell. boarded
the train Et GrsencastIe. No sooner
had the train started than trouble over
an old fued commenced. Words were
passed and 10 an instant shooting be-
gan. Bud Towe was shot in the back
and probably fatally Injured. In the
scuf1ie one Of the Basses was pushed
from the train and seriously hurt.
The fighting was in the ladies' coach
and the excited passengers were about
to jump from the train when the train
men suoOeeded in surpressing the riot.
The trouble grew out Of vlolAtiors oi
the liquor law, IL being claimed thai
the Basses tnFned states evidence.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19
A FARCE m REAL LIFE.
Msw People with Good Int~ntasns Ca
Late Awkward sitaAftons-


Msw People With Cod IstsstAs.s Ca
Late Awkward sitaAsians-
One Of the beSt known literary m9
Of Boston has two sisters One Is un-
married and keeps house for him and
two or three congenil friends Ths
other Is married to gentleman who h
an amateur politician-statesman II you
prefer. Not long ago this statesman
was called from home on some impE
tant business and expected TO be gune
over night. His wife sent 10 her sister
to come and divert her IN her tempo
raxy divorce. But this was impactieS
BILE, and word was sent 10 that effect
Shortly after the messanger had de-
parted II occurred TO the sister that shs
might at least ask one Of her brufher's
friends TO 90 and stay in the house and
frighten away possible burglars. About
9 O'Clock a young man rang the door
bell of the statesman's house. and WHEN
the servant appeared walked in with
ont being invited, much TO the alarm
of the maid, for her mistress had 30
cepted a sudden invitation 10 the the
ater.
The young man, annoyed at the per
Gstency with which the suspicious sew
ant kept guard on him, and finding
nothing better to do. made bis way 10
the spare room. went to bed and soon
fen into the dreamle9 sleep vouchsafsd
by a clear conscience and a good diges-
ton The house was still No hghts
Ghone In the Windows- Steaithg step8
mounted to the front door. 1t was tho
master Of the house, who had unez-
psstsdly returned, and finding no signa
Of life supposed that the family bad 70
tired He noiselessly opened the dox,
noiselessly climbed the stairs. and, with
the intention of not disturbing his wffa.
went to the spare room, which was
wrapped IN profound darkness
He flung his gnpsaek on the bed
It struck the sleeping visitor fun In
the stomach There was a rude awak-
ening. 'sWho are your called .
startled voice from the pillow. and
''Who are your answered Indignantly
that voice which had 50 often charmed
select audiences at political meetings-
A hsnd-to-hand conflict was only
sverted BY the quick ear Of the visi-
tor, who recognized the statesrnanS
sonorous voice.
The statesman and the guest talked
little while. and then the former went
tohis nom He vas just about fa1ling
azlsep when his wife came homo fru3
The theater. locked the front doo<.
which the salesman bad forgotten ~
d. and went mp Stain. She vore hon
bsst drpz and usually kept 4 n tn
spszn roon closet She theref0rs -
pairpd %. The spPzP r0pm 20 Remove ~
Then her husband came 70 her resruA
He heard her stspA His ksen iutui-
Ton leaped 70 TIE nght eonnluzisa-
He spr.ng out Of bed ran % the dqpR
cpnned IL On = ezAck, and n . 49,
whisper gave he 20 unden1and hh1a
thnrs Vas q young man sleeping th@a
In The morning explAnations were n
order on al sidea. and much Homerin
laughter was evoked Here are -
elemenfs Of . farce from real life whidh
might be worked up into equal pop1-
lazity with Mr. HoweIls ''Sleepin1
Car" or Elevator. "-Critio.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

I CHICAGO. July 1s'-MIss Nina Van
Zandt was married during the after
noon At the residencs Of her parents.
No. 22l Schiller street. 20 6ignor SAL
vAtore stsfano MalAto, Of Palermo.
Italy. Only few intimate friends
and relatives Of the couple were psRI
sent At the ceremony.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

NASHVILLE, Tenn., July 17.-Gov.
Buchanan and about 40 state soldiers
in his command arrived Al the Coal
creek mines at noon. In = speech to
an angry mob Gov. Buchanan said be
was not there to discuss the convict
lease law, but 10 zee that the Law Wa
not overridden. The discharged min
srs are well armed, and the outcome !,
doubtful.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

By jndicious dieting alone = eo<po
innf person may reduce himsslf m
vsight, but the los b almost always
Wy slow indeed Aftsr the first two O.
three weeks, and ere long a point =
rsnehed when further reduction b i'm
possible by this means unless he 'halk
Etarvss himself" u, however, he en-
ercisss freely a. wei Is dietz. be en-
pull himself down as much a. he whh-
e.; and this fact supports the theo.I
advanesd-that corpnlsnt people 60
their overweight 70 a choking uuIcf
the systeln-for exerciss = the 60
grand eliminator Of waste. and 49,
what dieting alone cannot do.-boal44
Herald
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19
DrsPKPrrc wan.

some Ante-Bellum Complaints Made the
Subject Of Magazins Article.
In the North American Review for
July. under the head Of "Brutality
and AvArioe Triumphant" Gen. Rush
G. Hawkins prefers against the United
States tbs most terrible indictment
ever drawn up against = civilized peo-
pie. He thinks our history for the
last thirty years would sustain a rec
ommendation for a change Of the ma
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

Intermediats periods AZ pro-rata q preosding
ates. Rsading uotices, classified. locts per line
unclaasihed. i5ets per line.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

Mr.. Jinks-Who has been fooEhs
with this gunl
Ms. Jinks-The new gid got holI of
4 this morning and discharged H.
my graciouzi What did you dor
Il discharged her. "-6ood He~a
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

200 n. ~ - f. d ire niadr - Jnhn r.
laa|llTin. .Iroy, = b ..ii seIa ~ ~. hrudfr.
.yuu nav uHI asks a. uufh. b. - an
'Iar1 80 qlicllY hrlF 81 eafn fruu - %
IIua lay - ne siari. aud more a. you 81
|nn Al Fuur lIule.uI auarl nIluanIa cuIs 70
me w0r'E. All 4 NV Creal - ~ hl -
ever NufAar We star yru. f1rnIahlur
arsrFIhInr. kAeiLr. erEEuILI lnameL
FANIICLLAht FhEE AdIIreaI II cnre
sIIAsoA = 10 fonILAAD, MArs.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-19

Leave Of absence for two months is
granted 10 Lleutenant Colonel Henry
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
HER CASE WAS "uRoENT."

She Woke Up n Drug Clerk at 4:3O' in the
Morning.
Hello there!"
She rang vigorously at the night bell
of Sixteenth street drugstore.
TO say might" bell was n misnomer.
twas before o'clock yesterday morn
ing.
She rang again. And again. And
again, and again and again.
Each minute she became more dis
turbed in mind.
20, dear" she gasped at the end of
five minutes, "if he doesn't come soon
III miss the train"
"What-is-it?"
Such shiftlessness! Is this what you
call New York enterprise? They never
treated Inc like this in Toledo"
We'll, this drug store doesn't open
till 7:30 o'clock"
but say my case is urgent"
ANY one dying?"
"No"
baby got the colic?"
"Sirn'
Corn cure?"
'I'll call an officer if you insult lady
like that, sir"
well, this is pretty time to come
around before daylight and waking up
New York! Here, went out to II dance
and didn't get home till three. Now,
you wake hard worked man out of his
well-earned dreams. What do you want,
anyway"
"I'm going on a trip to join my newly
made husband mt Coney Island, and /
must have some prepared chalk"
That's all bosh."
"Sir."
go with your freckles. He'll love
you just the same If he's true blue.
can't encourage giving woman pre-
pared, chalk at 400 o'clock in the morn.
ing"
And he slammed down the window
without ever saying good-by.-N. y.
World
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
To Preserve Good IooI,s.

An elderly French woman who has
been belle for seventy years and is
still fair to look upon has written
book of counscls to the young which
all Paris is reading just now. "Do not
sleep to too long or too little" writes
this oracle. "Whcn you are going to
be up late at ball try to sleep for an
hour or so during the afternoon. On
returning from the ball jump into n
really hot bath and remain Just mo-
ment; Immediately get into hot sheet
and be rubbed down with bath towel.
Drink a cup of bouillon, and sleep un-
til ten the next morning. Immediately
on waking be sponged with cold water
and have II cup of hot coffee and slice
of unbuttered toast for breakfast Wear
narrow piece of flannel from the nape
of the neck down the length of the
spine tied in front with ribbons to ward
off colds and phthisis. Give yourselves
over to one days complete rest every
week or ten days. IN. Y. Sun
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
BREVITIES.

Mr.. and Mrs. Ainge gave very pleas
ant whist party last night to few
friends, at their residence on Virginia
avenue.
The searchers for the dead body of
Alexander Owens, having dragged the
river for six or seven miles on Sunday
with no success. have given up the un-
dertaking.
In next weeks Saturday Sun will
appear the first of series of articles
upon the "Signs OF the End" from the
pen Of DIR. M. Jeter, who believes the
millennium is very near at hand, and
thinks he can prove it by certain texts
interpreted according to his own ideas.
Maj. j. A. Settle. of Washington, d.
c., and Mr.. II. c. Musser, of Pennsyl-
vania, were among the visitors in town
Monday. Both have property in Sa-
lem.
Mrs. G.. w. Berry, of Norton. is visit.
ing the family of Mr.. c. D. Malone.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
RICH AND UNIQUE.

Various Articles Recently Introduced by
the Jewellers.
A gold ship on waves of olivines is q
new brooch.
A geranium leaf of green enamel is n
new design for IL brooch
A back comb with rays crowned by
moon-stones is Il lovely ornament.
The circular pins with fine designs in
black enamel are adapted for mourning.
diamond heart enwrappcd with IL
glittering green serpent is a character
istic ornament.
Small diamonds are used so lavishly
that one almost forgcts how they en-
nance TIE price.
mourning pin that may be com
mcndcd is n hcart-shaped rim of black
enamel with an inner row of pearls.
Cloak clasps of perforated silver, or
namcntcd with colorcd enamcls. are
among the new and pretty things of the
season.
Some of the new sleeve-buttons arc
interesting. Turbine wheels mndc Of
small jewels of different tints attached
to bars arc new design
Large round convex gold single but
tons with Il dead finish are decorated
with awreath in relief in n silver finish,
accentnated here and there with dia-
mond.
Little square cups of repousse silver,
in form resembling the paper cups for
biscuits and ices, nre intended for the
same purpose. They come in cases ac-
companied by suitable spoons.
Nothing is probably more useless, or
perhaps it should be said. less used
than bon-bon spoon; at the same time
they are so pretty that there is no abate-
ment in their favor at present
Chatelaincs for watches are rivaling
queen chains in popularity. Wrought
gold resembling old-fashioned twisted
brooches and terminating in two short
chains to hold the watch are produced
in numbers. They are very pretty and
also have n business like look, which
the more funciful chatelanes they SUI
perscdcd have not
Back combs and hair pins are more
popular and more enriched than ever.
Amber she'll sticks never more than
three in number are surmounted by the
richest tops in gold and jewela. Some
OF the designs are worth word; one
has hoop twincd with green ribbon
and diamond flowers. Within hangs a
branch of jeweled flowers Jewellers
Circular.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
A Thief Cnntured.

Some excitement was..caused on Salem
avenue yesterday morning by police.
mans whistle and crowd collected in
front of Foremans clothing store. Ex-
POLICEMAN Greasy was passing, and
sounded the whistle. Officers Schaucks
and Tally came at the call and arrested
Neal Hannah, Robert Jones and Charles
Williams. 1t seems that the three
negroes went into the store and asked
to see some goods. While Williams and
Jones were thus engaged Hannah at
tempted to steal.tw p1ir of pants. A
lady in the.store seized the thief but he
slapped her several times and would
have made his escape had it not been
for the timely arrival of help. All
three were taken to police headquarters
and locked up pending an investigation
by the magistrate.
Justice Howerton held court yester-
day afternoon at o'clock and sent Neal
Hannah to the grand Jury. The other
two were ordered to leave town.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
vINToN.

Mayor Gum yesterday fined TWO un-
known parties SIS each for trespassing
and hunting on Capt. w. w. Berkeley's
farm.
The Vinton Land Loan and Building
Company will hold its annual meeting
in the school building on the evening OF
January 4. at p. m.
Mr. G. w. Bradley has contracted to
build market house on Washington
street for Mr.. j. u. Kenneth.
Mr.. Will Jones, formerly of Vinton,
was in town yesterday afternoon.
Mr. r. w. Brown has broad smile
on his face. Its bouncing little girl.
Col. John Richardson, prominent
farmer of Roanoke county. was circu-
lating around town yesterday.
Mr.. S. A. Wright found the lost boy
and horse in Bedford county several
miles from Vinton last Saturday even
ing. The boy had ridden the horse
very hard. An account was given in
THE TIMES of Sunday morning of the
boys escapade.
Capt. R. X. Rice is visiting Rev. C.
Ii. Buchanan.
Tho recent victims of the grip are:
Mr.. George Il. Britt, a. Howell, Sr.,
Mrs. j. w. Craig, Mrs. r. w. Brown,
Mrs. Rhodes, Mrs. Kingery, w. F.
Wade and family, w. H. Gilbert, Mrs.
Mcdonald, Mrs. Neighbors, Mrs. S. II.
Drewey, and NJ. S. Pollard.
Mrs. w. A. Pedigo and Captain Jack
are reported better.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
SALEM
j. II. HANNAH DEAD.
"A Respected Citizen of Salem
Gone.
ROANOKE TINES BUREAU,
DILLARD Sc PERsiNGER BLDG,
c,,,,>, ", Doc | a


The death of Mr.. James Ii. Hannah,
Saturday night, though nos unexpected,
was one that brought sadness to many
hearts in Salem, where he was horn and
raised, and where none knew him but
TO love him, none named him but to
praise"
Monday morning the Presbyterian
Church vas crowded with the friends of
the deceased, and when, after soft music,
Rev. w. c. Campbell, his former pastor,
spoke in kindly remembrance of his
many good qualities. there was not one
in that largo audience who did not
realize that naught but good could be
spoken of "Jim" Hannah.
Mr.. Hannah died of hereditary con-
sumption, aged only thirty-seven. He
had known for many years that he
would die from the dread disease, and
while he lived pure, blameless, Chris
tian life, yet he was always the NOR
riest spirit in any party, cheering others
like a ray of sunshine. Mr.. Hannah
was well-known in Roanoke, whore he
was employed for several years by e.
H. Stewart, Levy & Davis and others,
all of whom regarded him very highly.
A large number of friends in car
riages followed his remains to their last
resting place in East Hill Cemetery.
The pall-bearers were Prof. Stearnes
and Messrs. Ed. Shipman, Il. w. Logan,
Jacob Baer, L. w. Smead and George
b. Johnston.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
Watkins Case Argued Again.

The Ciceronian Society of Roanoke
College had great timo last Saturday
night, when their subject for debate was,
Resolved, That from the evidence
given at the trial Charles Watkins
should be convicted of murder in the
first degree" There were three or four
speakers on either side, and the evil
dence used was that published by THE
ROANOKE TINES. There were eight
Judges to decide the question, and at
11:s0 p. IN. their vote was FIVE for the
affirmative and three for the negative
A number of ladies were present, who
enjoyed the earnestness with which the
question was debated.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
The First Baptist Church.

Rev. DR.. Flippo preached Sunday
morning and night at the First Baptist
Church to large congregations. especi
ally at the morng service. The text at
the morning service was, Forgive our
debts as we forgive our Debtors" and
at night the text, Heaven, the better
country" was ably handled. The rem
ditions of the choir under the leadership
of Capt. John II. Wright was excellent,
as was also the performances of Mrs.
Moir. organist, and w. j. Wright, vio-
linist. Several candidates are await
ing baptism, the ordinance of which
will be administered next Sunday night.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
Mrs. S. A. Copper Dead.

Mrs. Lizzie Copper, wife of S. A. Cop
per, senior member OF the firm of Cop
per &c Stone, furniture dealers, died at
1920 o'clock Saturday night of heart
failure, leaving little babe only three
days old. She was daughter of George
w. Gardner of Pittsburg, Pa, to which
place the remains, accompanied by the
bereaved husband, mother and sister,
we're taken Sunday for interment. Mrs.
Copper made many friends during her
brief sojourn in Roanoke who Will
mourn her early death and deeply sym
pathize with the sorrowing husband.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
RAILROADS
u { = = w NorfoIksWesternR
'EFFECT DECEMBER q, 1891.

'oiiEDoLE.I IN EFFECT DECEMBER q, 1891.
wEsrBouND, LEAVE noAsoKr DAILY.
o'I' y; IN: Tor Radford, Pulaski Bristol: also TO,
ih,ueMGi9 Pocahontns, Elkhorn Cliuch VAL
TnSS Ofislon and Louisville via Norton
ic a,,.ia nr seepcrs to Memphis and New Or
,oan hc.'"s anu TO Louisville via Norton
''' .; ~. LOT hadfordand intermediate stations
c.,. NO connection beyond
VIZ 4. ~ lor hadford, Pulaski, Bristol Con-
h heUts at KadfOrd for Blucheld md Poca.
Chattanooga ~ 1nenphie via
r.,n' -" I'D EAsrboUND LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY,
, ,H H. III. i3r snenandoah; no connection beyond
Low y. III; loi llngorstOwn. Pullman slecnrrs m
New 1ork via Harrisburg and PhiladeInhia'
iiiy e. III iol nhScrstown. Pullman slucl1ers to
asnlhg!on via Shenandoah Jnnctinn md r..
emo new i ork via HARRISBURG ~ W
O:3O a. III. for Petersburg and Ricbmon1
i2io r. M daily FOR Richmond and Nnrfo,l p,,
~ man parlor cur to Norfolk M
b:Cb p. III. for Lynchburr: no conpoc,,o, h.,
liio p m Tor Richmond and Norfoi, pnilmer,
sleeper TO Norfolk and Lynchburp 70 Rich
ClDcn Valley Division--Lcaves Bncacld doi,p
100 a. IN: for Norton, and 2:t5 d. m FOR Nnr,
ton, Louisville and points Oh L. IL N n r
via Norton. A'' Az ~.
North Carolina Division-Lcavc Pulaski da,l.
L:oo a. m. for lvanhoe and 1870 D. m for Ivan.
noe ana Gossan and $40 u. m. Except Sun.
od FOR oil additional information apply Mt ticket
oncc OF 10 w. i. BEVILL,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
Two More Deaths.

Mrs. Sarah ]. Johnson, mother of Po-
liceman Alexander Johnson, died Sun
day morning, at the residence of her
son on Alabama street, aged 81, and was
buried Monday afternoon. The funeral
services were conducted by Rev. j. S.
Hutchinson, at the Presbyterian Church.
Mrs. Susan McCauley, the mother of
the county clerk of Roanoke, died at the
residence of her SON in law, Mp. Frantz
Saturday night, aged 20. The funeral
services will take place this morning
from the Lutheran Church.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-15
That was DIFF erent.
Johnson-Confound that Tomson!

Johnson-Confound that Tomson!
Mrs. J.-What's the matter?
Johnson-IIc has just gone and taken
one of my umbrellas. 1t is nothing
short of a crime to take an umbrella,
and it is "a piece of carclessness and
thoughtlessness that is condoned too
often. It-hello, what's this?
Mrs. J.-What is it, John?
johnson (gleefully)-Tomson took
one Of my umbrellas but left another,
better one. Here, run and hide it.
lie may discover his mistake and be
back any minute. Yankee Blade.