Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-11-05
At RANDOM.

The hotel waiter can always point
out the Typical guest.-Boston Gasette.
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Monuments are not always erected
to the men who are buried in thought.
Detroit Free Press.
IF the women Of to-day powdered
their hair it would BIO easier to bang
Pittsbury Dispatch.
You can't estimate mans liberallty
by what he thinks you ought to give
Elmird Gazette.
1t is by seating crow" that the pub
lie man must sometimes show his devo-
ton to the political caws.-- Washington
Star.
"A Wasted Life.-Jabez Andrews of
Waltham is 80 years old, and boasts that
he never saw girl home in his life
Newspaper Clipping.
Alas poor wretch, whose fourscore years
Might TEEN with fondcst recollection,
How dismally your life appears.
How well may age bring you detection |!
Just think of moons that glowed in vain,
OF kisses warm you never tasted,
To every man of MS It's plain
That all your eighty years were wasted.
Oh Jabez, what's the good of life
That never knew life's full measure2
How useless is this earthly strife
That fails to win its dearest treasured
As death must come, this is my hope
That lightning from the heavenly dome
May find me in its deadly scope
When with some girl I'm going home.
-New York Herald.
There are 81 900 stitches in an or
binary 39-cent shirt. No wonder a man
gets stitch in his back occasionally
indianapolis Journal
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The course of true love may never
run smooth, but that fact doesn't prevent
the lovers from striking a gate now and
then.-Binahdmton Leader.
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Let any old man advise younger
one and he will say, "Be patient" The
old may never have learned how to be
patient, but they have learned the value
Of it.-Atchison Giobe.
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You can trade your reputation for
a dollar, but you can never trade back
1tchison Globe.
Somehow the girl who learns to
ride bicycle doesn't seem to get on
very well at tirst.-DetrOt Free Press.
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Mexico INDUCES in bull-fighting in
the name of Charity. Faith and Hope
are left out entirely Rochester Post.
THOUGHTS on HER GLASS.
THE BAD ROY.
He never does as he is told,
TO no rules will defer,
And yet, think, when he grows old
He'll be minister.
THE GOOD BOY.
He ever seeks to tell the truth
And is Il model lad;
He'll either die while in his youth
Or turn out very bad.
THE NOISY BOY.
He much enjoys all sorts Of noise,
Which he makes whenever he can;
can picture him now, with weary brow,
As perfectly solemn man.
THE YOUNG HEIR.
When years have run to twenty-one
think he'd be the man for me,
But then I'd be too old.
THE IGNORANT YOUTH.
He never looks on printed page
And has no thirst for knowledge;
But doubtless he will be u sage
Professor at some college.
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Edison says the street-car mule
must go. He is going now as fast as he
can be made to go with whip.-NeD
Orleans Picdyune.
1t is not until man goes on a
quest for hired girl that he fully APP
preciates the Immense proportions of
the woman question. Baltimore .dmert-
can.
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Nothing is more disheartening to a
man than the discovery that he has
married woman who loves to keep his
writing-table in order.--Eimira Gazette.
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--Gent-l should like to have my photo
taken, but | want it to be nice looking.
Photographer-Neyer fear, sir, it shall
be SO handsome that you won't know it
yoursclf.-Der Schalk.
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"Should parsons smoke ?" is cues
ton which is being widely discussed in
England. 1t applies to the reverend
gentlemen only while they are on the
earth Of course.-5BN6aso Cypress.