Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-01
DON'T YOU WORRY.s
How Shrewd Dusiness M~n Have Soi vsl
 Great Problem.

"Is there a fatality among our promr nent men" is q question that We often ask. It is a question that perplexes our l,ading medical men, and they are at . loss to know how tn answer it. We sometimes think that if the phys. clans would give part of the energy to the consideration of this question that they give to combating other schools oi practice, it might h, satisfactorily answered.
 The flights of "isms" reminds us often of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, tha. were only happy when tsy were ami. hilat;ng each other.
 If Allopathy makes g discovery that promises good to the race, Homeopathy ierides it and breaks dow.i its influence. If Homeopathy makes a discovery that promises to be boon to the race, Allopathy attarks it.
 It is absurd that these schools should fancy that all of good is in their methods md none in any other.
 Fortunately for the people, the merit which these ''isms' will not recognize, is recognized by the public, and this public recognition, taking the form of 5 demand upon the medical profession, eventually compels it to recognize it. Is it possible that the question has been answered by shrewd business menf A prominent man once said to an in. Quirer, who asked him how he z t rich, 1T got rich because l did things while other people We thinking about doing them" It seems to US that the public have recognized what this fatality is, and how it can be met, while the nedi- cal profession have been wrangling about it.
 By careful examination of ins rance reports we find that there has been . sharp reform with reference to examin. ations, (and that no man can now get any amount of insurance who has the least development of kidney disorder,) because they find that sixty ont of every hundred in this country do, either di- reclly or indirectly, suffer from kidney disease. Hence, no reliable comptny will insure a man except after rigid primary examination.
 This reminds Us of little instance which occurred a short time ago. A fellow editor was an applicant for re. spectable amount of insurance. He WAS rejected on examination, because m. known to himself, his kidneys were dis. eased. Tho sh ewd agent, however, did not give up the case. He had an eye to business and to his commission, aI.d said: "Don't you worry; you get half dozen bottles of Warmers safe cure, take 1t according to directions and in about month come around, and We will have another examiuaion. | know you will find yourself all right and will get your policy"
 The editor expressed surprise at the agents faith, but the latter replied: "This point is a valuable one. Very many insurance agents all over the country, when they find customer re. jected for this cause, give similar advice, and eventually he gets the insurance"
 What are we to infer from such cir. cumstances? Have shrewd insurance men, as we'll as other shrewd business men, found the secret answer to the in. quiry? Is it possible that our columns have been procaim,ny, in the form of advertisements, what has proved bless. ing in disguise to millions, and yet by many ignored as an advertisement? In our fi'es we fnl thousands of strong testimonials for Warnsr's safe cure, no two alike, which could not exist except uPJll a Ut 'lS oi tiNtii iItCCl, tu-f uTy published under guarantee oi $5,0o1 to any one who w''l disprove their c',rrrc;. ness, and t,iis offer has beeE standing. we ire told, for more than four years. Undoubtedly this artici~, which h simply dealing out justice, will be con. siderrd as an advertisement and be re- ject"d by many as such.
 We have not space nor time to discuss the proro ition that poor thing could not succeed to the extent that this great remedy has succeeded, could not be. come so popular without merit even il pu'hed by | Vanderbilt, or an Astor.
 Hence we take the liberty of tell ing our friends that it is duty that they owe to themselves to investigate the matter and reflect carefully, for the state. m .nts published are subje;t to the refu- tation of the entire world. None have reiuted them; on the contrary hundreds of thousands have believed them and proved them true, and in believing have found the highest measure of satisfac. ton, that which money cannot bCy, and