New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-03-15
THE T1Lh or THE DAY.

"Thc Washington Star" thinks that when the United
states Navy learns what poor opinion ex-senator
ingalls, has Of IT, it may come ashore and break ioi
the tall timDers.
Fer Men only.-The two signal service operators
on Pixies Peak put IN at Least four months OF we %
They simply submit to the inevitable There TouIa
be no inevitable for two women men ti he r. ntns
the other with having bleached her hair-(Detfo' irce
Press
An afternoon entertainment called "magazins
viyant7 is the latest thing in Boston. There Is
stage on which are presented tableaus IN whlch
beauteous Boston maids and matrons take part Lovely
classic altar in centre with perennial fire burning
on il. Greek Costumes smoke Of incense and room
ful Of critical EostOnanS looking on. such Is tho
usual programme. And it is considered great fan.
exccpt wien some one varies the proceedings BY
telling funny story
AN HONEST SPRING POEM.
sweet with odorerous zephyrS comes the bamy breath
For the iist line Of vernsl pomc, this is about the
thlnSo
Thy bland auroral doors ceave the perfumcd atmos
,t aesravatc the furnace jim, tits cold Iceland
hce0
Yon shake the glimmering roses from your sheen OF
>lnlit hair -, -, A.. III,
The sweet mellihuous brOohlet flows down through
the emerald vale ,, .,.,
CNow. Jim, come in and break the Ice upon tis "a'e'
pal)
spring like n resurrection wakes all nature from the
M that big icicc should fall 'twoud break somebody's
he1d)
So LET me forth careless wight, through 'er"''
I'm freezing cold I'll go downstairs and sit upon '"s
stove) . p,,ao
IS W. Foss in Yankee Blade
than 100 female teachers in the public schoo'
of Boston officially recognized by the ho',""
school Board by their pet names, whlch mas II"
members of the Ioard, who is woman. 10y ''e wy,
to offer resolution that hereafter the o'pus"",
names only of teachers be recognized. speaAhS W
this The Boston Transcript SAYS; III ID ho'
small matter that there more than lOo S"s'cs "u
KilteS and Iiatties teaching school IN Boston, i"es
are not however. exactly responsible for their Names
Probably most of them regret that they are not saSi
Katherine and Harriet, since it is very much the i"V
now TO have the more dgnihed names. Inc "ome"'
colleges cultivate this dignity in the manner OF naeS
Look through the neat Wellesley list. You VIII h''u
no grI named Petite Derc. lou VIII find plenty %
name, that viii roll under the tongue like oemrani'
liypatia Johnson.
Too skcptcal.-LawyeI-Y0u say the IRE oeCmfs 10
on the 2Gth OF March. Can you swear po'i'NcH
Jonah lIums,ed- No, sir.
Jonah liumsted~wal. WIZ Their Goth by ther .d al
melaCk. but can I DcllrNc Any l1Iub ScA ~ 81"
pesky patent med cine things.-tPuoh'
II IS estimated that in American cities the peovs
have only about one-ifth a. much free pay s'otu
have the people in the cities OF the eete rIonagcheS "
Europe.
An esteemed contemporary refers 10 the asss ,ns
clW solicitor A. Lawyer Thomas NJ. labSon II , tu
tning goes on We shall soon read OF Bootoaa,, ,n
George Washington johnson having an def' az Manu-
aturer OF patent Woshtubs William r. Wimbledon IN
Wting WHOLESALE Dea!er-n Winesand Liquors 1eioo'
McGicuddy To dinner-(Bostoh transcript
nv virtue OF his Office as president of the Standing
Committee of the Diocese of Massachusetts,, PhAps
Brooks become, the ecclesiastical authority Oh 'io
| Episcopal Church in that diocese until bishop Is
| elected.
Heavy Bob-Allce (sobbing)-0h, what can ans nj
more cruel and heartrending than ne hat her
| a young girl suffers when she ustoNSts Inf feet
ideal /, unworthy that her cherished ido mas ou' wv
| of clay :, T., ,o,-,h,s nv dear: and
ur Noman, feet we're the biggest part OF him. 'oo'
! Puck.
| vir,ue isn't ALWAYS its own reward. The Enshsn
nicke manufacturers have been malhg .ne'r pa',
bottles hold little more than a punt ~ 20 y" pn,
| Sa,a side Of an English law on the subject. pu'
rhsn ,hav send these pint bottles 10 Canada thcy
,,n .canst a tariff law which provides that any
| rackare measuring more than pint must pay au"
| on a quart.
An Extra for the Girl" Loohshere| he p @Sat
as he entered a grocery the other day. ""a'
Sor. n W entry 6angup, sir was the reply ma
guess not! In his bill You have charged n''
a dollar for an Edam cheese
No' sIrI / haven't tasted cheese OF any sof' 'o'
Tvs" SIRE are you?"
| "Of course Pm SURE; m ox,r, for the
GIRL "e She must must entertain her friends you knowD'
| trot Free Press.