Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1891-09-11
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EMINENT PERsoKAaE-'May / ask
whether you are related to the Mr.. Smith
whom ! met at Venice last yearS" Mr.
Smith-"I am that Mr. Smith, sir
Eminent Parsonage that accounts
for the remarkable resemblance. -
Boston Globe.
"IT is fact" that Hoods Sarsaparilla
does cure scrofula, salt rheum, and other
diseases orlRffsctions. arising from the i'm
pure state or low condition OF The blood
overcomes that tired feeling, creates
good appetite and gives strength to every
part OF the system. Try it.
PHYsIcIAN-"Do you ever take any ex-
erclse7' ChollY-"Aw ys-as-I vol my
own cigahwettes Epoch
Oysters delivered to all parts of the
city per quart, from Gardeners, s. w. cor
ner Seventh and Shipley streets.
JOHNNY BARKIrs what is the mean
ing of oeufg Egg, ma'am" That's
right. And is it masculine or feminine2"
Cant tell that till it's Matched,
ma am, said Johnny.
REPAIRS for all sizes and kinds Of
stoves at Pickels's old stand No. East
| Fourth street.
rs rHERH anything you want, Viii
| lief" asked grandma Yes, I'd like to
have some jam on my bread Who
gave you the bread9' mo one yet.
thought perhaps you might. Judge.
Two Knabs square pianos good as
new at bargains. Robelen's, ITO Market
street.
"How do you get along with your
French Litehedd7" Very well; I've got
so far that can think ia French now "
| "Gracious You must find IL superior to
English New York Sun.
FINEST oysters, 80, IS and AS cents
per quart at GARDENERS, s. W. corner
Seventh and Shipley streets.
JASPER Brown is very prompt 10 hi
payments, is he notY Jumpuppe-'I
should say he is. He is so prompt thai
his friends do not care to tell him that
he owes a..debt TO nature for fear he viii
commit suicide New York Herald.
Reduced Rates for the Wilmington Fair
VIA B. s. o. II. II.
For the Wilmington (Del.) Fair. Sep
8 TENDER s to 10 inclusive, the B. & 0 r X
will sell round trip tickets from al
. | stations on Philadelphia division an
Landenberg branch at greatly reduced
rates. Tickets will be sold for all train
from September to ~ inclusive, will
valid for return passage until 18th inst
r and will include admission to the grounds
IL should be stated incidentally that th
Wilmington Fair this year offers moi
= varied, more numerous, more Oversize
and more novel attractions than at an
s other evious meeting.
BoGGs-"When a man is a candidate +,
= office, why does he announce himself 4
10 the 6sld2" Foggs-" Because he wan
re support against the favorite. Ne
York Herald
CELEBRATED Cove plant oysters
GaIdner's.
a every time see you, said he. yo
demeauor reminds me OF a common e
ay elamation of surprise,
y, what is that"
Goodness gracious New York Su
Y, Ross has four largo fans run by
u, electric motor, In his store at 80 Mark
street, making It the coolest place 10 t
is city. He is up with the times and kee
sst A large stock Of bate Gents and ladi
goods and notions at the lowest CO
OF prices,
res
You've Bohrer (difidsntly) Yes M
u Lucy they do say | am clever at b
An ball, Lucy (yswniug)-I should
lyawn) dearly love to see you make
(yawn) home run -Pittsburg Bulletin
1872 Bricks, CRATES and stove pines
Pickels's old stand. No 9 East Fou
10 street.
MAuD-Jack threw me kiss. Ethe
Wasn't your chaperone in the way2 Nj
ma %, no. he is baseball man and
MS around her by pitching a curve-N
York Herald.
ice PIANO covers, scarfs aud stools.
ter great variety. Robelen's, no Mar
street.
wD, WAITER Cdeferentially)-"Soup, {
rye Fuddled Actor (terociously)-"No,
res leading man Judge.