Telegram-herald., 1891-04-20
CULLINC THE PUBLIC
CAICBES THE LONG HAIRED CHRONIC
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Aad Qsaes Lotions GsArssteea ts
Care ksesythsax fresn fsmples
So LepTosy.

The bfazen blare Of the street fsklr's
voice, and the fiickerng flare OF ms
gasoline torch are heard and seen once
more on Canpan Square. The warm
spring weather brings about thai ured
feeling 10 often mistaken for lllness.
and this eiyes the uumpet,toned medl-
cine quack . chance 10 make money.
THIS fellow never sleeps. he hibeInaies.
and while he does SO he studies Or.
chase's receipt hook and reads up all
the diseases 10 which iiesh "a heir. he
combines the remedies for the whole
category of Ills, from foot rot 10 hollow
horn, including those for uc doloreux,
ascarldes. cerehro-spinal meningitis,
elephant leg and ingrowing toe nalls,
INTO one soul stirring, bowel twisting
compound, and then be is ready for tie
road. A tripod. soap box, ; gasoline
torch, . long haired Wig ana a loud,
dlscordant voice are ali that he needs,
unless an absolute lack of conscience
and an unlimited capacity for lying
can be figured As stock Ia trade
How he ropes IN the credu-
lous suckers. Hs wild, improba-
bic tales, nls startling "reminiscences and
the salhes OF Wit wlh WHICH he puts
hls lnterrupters 10 shame captiyste tae
crowd. Sometimes he introduces clever
Juggling tr.cks and promises 10 show
them wonders still greater IL they wsli
wait. .'In the meantime, gentlemen,
i have a little aflcle winch l would
like 10 show you, aud which cannot
fail TO interest you ali. ! have here,
gentlemen. the most marvellous com
pound known 10 medlcsl science. The
recipe was given 10 nay ggeat grsndts-
ther by An Indian meo ran- man, and
II has been ia constant Use IN our family
for nearly hundred years. IL Is sure
and almost instant cure for pain IN any
form, internal, external or eternal. One
dose VIII cure the most violent head
ache IN fifteen minutes by tue watch.
1t is the only known cure for rheuma-
tlsm. and l vii. forfeit $1,000 If you will
bring me case that can't cure with
two bottles. 1t has never yet failed 10
stir up the torpid liver, disable dysp<p-
sia, or relieve The system OF worms.
The stock Mon umsatai Lie.
"Two weeks ago WAS IN -" (ai-
ways = distant town. There / found
a man whose case bafiled the skill of
all physicians and who Was gwen up 10
die. They brought him TO my room at
the hotel and even l could not tell what
was the matter with him. | knew that
If il did MIN no good IL would do him
no hurt, 90 gave him . dose OF this
medicine on general principles Gen.
tlemen. IN Just one hour and twenty
minutes that man showed up with a
bottle and in il was = tapeWorm 500
feet long. Think Of il gentlemen, over
six feet of tape worm . minute knocked
out by this wonderful remedy. Here
gentlemen, Is the hottie and the tape
worm, and If you doubt my statement
you may take the aniu0l out and
measure it,"
"Now gentlemen, if any Of you have
an ache or q pain; If your liver is kind
o. out o. wback, or If you have any
trouble inside or outside, buy bottle
of this wonderful remedy. If there 10
a man here who has . headache, let
him come forward and I'll knock Il
silly with one dose" Two or three old
chroncs whose hair has been pulling
since morning, go forward and sample
the goods. They drop back INTO the
crowd and IN lew minutes they may
be seen making bee line for home.
Their anguish is too deep for words.
Each one feels rs II ne had been strung
on barbcd wire fence and Is rapidly
sliding along the wire. The sale IN the
street opens Up, bottle after bottle -
sold ana dozens OF men 20 home happy
because they have not yet sampled the
Hoky Poky compound IN their pockets-
The fakir works the town for ali IL -
worth. aud then gives way 10 others
who come TO possess the field. He
gathers many shining shekels and then
goes away leaving jalsp and Jlmlams,
digitalis and destruction, gambsge and
gripes all along his trail.