The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-25
BRIGRT BITS.

You CAN'T give a barefoot boy enough to eat
His appetite has no bottom to it.-GdlUeSton
NelUS.
"PoH! You could tell that was the school
teachers house, " said Willie scornfully.
Ut has slate roof "-NelO York Herald
SHE-Papa, may l marry Jack? could go
further and fare worse.
He-You couldn't fare worse.
She Then what's the use of my going
further3-Jttdge.
PHYsIc1AN-rn give him something that'n get
him on bis feet and then well increase his ap-
petite 2
Economical Wife--Get him on his feet doc
tor; but-er-never mind the other.-Jltdge.
THAT" said the studious young man, sis a
very rare book"
Yes" replied Mrs De Porque as she took it
from him ana looked at the rather uncertain
Binding, lit doesn't seem very well done
Washington Star.
SHE cpoetcaliyl- With the golden bright sky,
the signing Of the balmy zephyrs and the far
vista across the foamy waves, one can't but
dream they are in sweetest Italy
He-Good idea Suppose we have macaroni
for dinner. -LfUerDool Porcupine
II HEAR Bronson sang Rocked in the Cradle
OF the Deep at the concert"
Yes"
Did he dol wells"
lie did indeed. 1t was so vivid that five
people left the hall overcome with seasickness.'
FAITH is budding maiden,
hcstatic clustered, wan.
Hope is an ancient spinster
That still believes in man;
But Oharity's mother,
And all her geese are swan,
-Leech, an Puck.
AFTER THE TIFF-He-Well we won't o,larre
about any more, but Just let it go as it is Ell :
She-Yes. But, George, dear, for the sake of
the future-and q harmonious FUTURE think
kaFo
IT altogether that you were wrong. Don't you,
dear PUCK.
PLAYING ON HIS PRIDE. -Outvit-I suppose
that when you talk French TO Waite you are
telling him something you want the rest of us
to know nothing about?
Ontwit-Not at all, my dear fellow. am tell
ing him something want him to know nothing
about Puck.
A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING -Fangle- How
did YOU happen to tell Mrs. Fanglo that you go
to Europe twelve times year, when you have
never crossed the ocean at all?
Cumso-She must have misunderstood me.
merely told her that go over the atlantic
Monthly The Epoch.
HER OPEN CONFESSION. - Tom - You look
happy to-day. What's happened to cheer you
up SO?
Charlie-Pve been counting girl for a long
time. but she never would admit that she loved
me But last night she confessed that she re-
spected me no longer that she loved me.-FG-
change.
FANNY livery much excitedl-M Mamma, just
think, the new ianitor and his wife
Mamma-What about them?
They have only been here three days,
and" .'tt..Att
well, what?'' tlft&
They have got four children already"
Terds Strings.
81 DO HATE to hear a man grumble all the
time as that fellow is doing over there, said
disguised passenger TO the conductor OF the
train
My dear sir" exclaimed the conductor in
surprise, you evidently do not understand the
case That man is travelling on pass. Sons
eTUilte Journal.
"SPEAKISa OF Bishop Coxe" observed the ex-
change editor loosening his collar why doesn't
he say something about that notorious female
writer in Germany"
The financial editor braced himself firmly
seized papeT weight and inquired:
What female rider?"
EN- Barge on the American hog" answered
the exchange editor.
The financial editor laid down his weapon put
on his hat, and went sadly out. 1t was the werst
one he had ever heard.-ChicaOo tribune.