St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-20
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The president of the United States is also
mayor of Washington city. In view of the
roseate hue surrounding the amieable rela-
tons that are said to exist between the pres
ident and Secretary Blaine. it would be q
graceful act on the part of Benjamin to ex-
tend to Jingo jim the freedom of the city,
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Congressman William S Holman may not
be exactly type of American beauty; still,
considering his past patriotic record, no one
can object to the publication. from time to
I time of his picture in the newspapers.
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Russell Sage is once more doing business
aSthe old stand, and shaving notes with
CELEBRITY and dispatch. The closeness with
which he pareS down note Is the result of
pointer he received in the close shave given
him by Bomb Thrower Norcross.
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1t is noted with surprise that none of those
able financiers. Depew. Ciews, Flower, Hatch
or Wiman, who recently advised poor but
frugal young men as to the best means of in
vesting 500, suggested an investment in
Def mining stock which he was at the time
trying to float. In fact, it is to be noted not
only with surprise but with congratulations
to the poor but frugal young men.
last Friday that he had nothing in the world
but his wearing apparel, was working for $50
per month, ana carving the old mans
watch. In view Of his impecunious condi-
ton ii would appear graceful act on the
part OF lingo Jim to give his son the watch
as Christmas present.
The New York Advertiser describes
Thomas Lowry as "a tall man, looking like
Gen. AlgeT, dressing in dark clothes, who
is one of the wealthiest men in Minnesota,
being connected with all the big enterprises
in Minneapolis, besides being the owner of a
theatre. hotel and street car line in that
CITY," Mr.. Lowry is also the putative owner
Of a street car line in st. Paul, and that fact,
unfortunately. is what is the matter with the
street car line.
Let congress duly be apprised,
And let the eagle scream:
The magnateS now have organized
The
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Shakespeare's house is to be duplicated at
the worlds fair, but it is questionable if
there are twenty literary men in Chicago
who can duplicate the dramatic genius of
Shakespeare. Indeed, it is safe to assert that
there are not ten who can equal Shakespeare
at his best.
Insurance rates go up in a direct ratio with
tall buildings. NO great architectural eIe-
vation without a corresponding increase in
premiums merrily sings the agent.
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The Brazilian News published at Rio de
Janeiro. 1000 miles away. said on Nov 1:
The next candidates for president of the
United States will probably be Blaine and
Lincoln against Hill and Gray Viewed
from this standpoint, it would seem that
Clevelands presidential boom is simply a
local ISSUE" 1t may be thicker, but it does
notspread over so much territory as Hills.
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Congressman are like woodpeckers-they
introduce bills.
The Anoka Kerosene war promises to make
the baking powder war look extremely tired
Should Kelley continue in the bichloride
OF gold business he may, possibly, be able to
wear almost as costly diamond as the aver
age saloonkeeper
Whenever great man dies poor the public
expresses the unanimous opinion that the
fact lis greatly to his credit" The death of
animpecunious non-celebrity excIieS the re-
mark; He always was careless. shiftless and
improyident"
Itlooks very much as though the square
men of the Sioux reservation might be
obliged. in the near future, to work for a liv-
ing.
James \ Bradley. for a number of ysars a
popular member of the ST. Paul press crowd.
and more recently managing editor of the
Tacoma Globe, is now editor and proprietor
OF the Everett (Wash.) Herald. No. 1, Vol. l,
is received at this Office. At present it is
weekly, but promises TO blossom into q live
daily, with Associated Press franchise We
are not acquainted with any one who does
not wish Jimmy" success i'll his new vent
ure.
Cyrus W. Fields son, through his attor-
neys, virtually admits that he is insane. The
genuine maniac, according to the testimony
OF insanity experts. never admits that his
mind is il the least degree unhinged This
is in the nature of a straight tip for the bene
fit of the court.
1t is impossible for US to make tour of
the United States this season. At present it
is necessary for US to reside in a country
where there is no duty on arnica and court
plaster Respectfully, MICHAEL DAv1TT,
JOHN DILLON.
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But short time ago large, red-eyed wolf
was killed or one of the principal streets of
Chicago Directly following this event
cinnamon bear was captured in populous
portion of the town. and few days there
after Chicago citizens went into the air aver
the startling discovery that they had been.
inadvertently dining on rare horsesteaks
Then came the sicSenIng discovery that An
CORA goats were killed in Mexico and sold in
Chicago under the nom de plume OF mutten.
Up ID the hour of going to press the leading
sensations appear &c have crystallized in the
holding up and To5bing of one of Uncle
Sans mail wagons 10 the tune of SI,701. As
a city of magnificent episodes Chicago stands
peerless and alone. Her daily life is a worlds
fair in itself. and the coming exposition will
be much in the nature of a side show, while
the most thrilling performances will go on in
the big tent"