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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

nj. Honor Though, lie Mad a narssin.
but n Rid Not Pan out Well.


Wilma rough frontIcrsmnn Of the
genus cowboy-lf the petfctfaior Of a Joke
upon n certain crudHc justice Of the psacc.
And the tale will bar repeating Ills home
T. In the quiet town Of Rlchncld, and whom
he visits the settlement he celebrates by
painting the town n flaming cardinal On
one Of these occasions be took n hand At
somo simple game played with I've cards,
Of which the lrst is blricd. ! think they
call II stud" Something about the gains
was forbidden. and, under the Kind super
vision Of the marshal, VIM, with Eve com.
panions, found himself before tho bar u
Justice.
Dcniais and defense were useless Jus
tice ofrick solemuly pcruscd the statutes
aud fined each offender tio50 VIM found
thst he had but ten dollars. aud this he
offered to tho magistrate, but no compro.
mise could 10 effected with the city treas.
ury. Il was tia.5o or twelve and one half
days In dufanoe vile. Finally n happy
thought struck the young man.
Say, judgr, III give you n Ill Of sale u
my mule, and II ! don't bring you the
money within i've days Ill bring the crit.
ter and Ne yours"
Now an average mule Il worth forty dol.
lars, and the justice thought he had good
bargain, 70 did VIM, although he never
cracked smile until the bill WINS drawn
up, signed and delivered, then something
IN his countennnco warned tho grave Or
rick Of impending trouble.
''winn, how old l. that hr mswlf
"Old enough TO vote, judge. old enough
TO vote" and the door was closed from the
outside.
Now. nlchheld Justice cannot H. lightly
treated. Siralghtway the Justice hlcd him
20 tho constable and together they visited
Minn's home
well. wien. have awArant for you"
what fcrf"
"Ths judge says ns you aln't settled that
fna."
"Alnt settled that fnei You try and
make me settle IL agln aud it'il coat you
thru or four mules"
Flows thaif'
well. give tho judy bill Of sale for
my mule and he let mo go"
is that 40, brother orrlekf"
Tho Judge, after much hesitation. con.
fcs1ei that such was the case.
We'll ihen, you can't do nothing more
with VIM"
'Dut, VIM, you'il lot me SEQ the mewlf'
Cert Come along"
Out 10 the old corral they went, aud there
upon tho ground lay tho ungalnly hybrid,
patriarch Of all the mules In Utah. Vim
kicked II and Il slowly rose aud toticrcd 10
IT. feet.
Look out, gentlemen. n may fall on you.
and can't b. responsible for accident"
Nov, Winn." whlhei the haiiiei Or.
rick. u meant 10 do the right thing By you,
Tut ! guoaa ! stretched tho law n lsstle
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

Rev. II, II. Faifall, ID. d., editor
ofthe fora Methooltst, says editorlsllyi
We have tested the merits 0f Ely,s
Cream Balm, aud bellev. that, by n
thorough course Of treatment, II will
euro almost every ease ~ cntaTfh.
Minister, as n class arn afflicted with
head and throat troubles, and catarIh
seems more prevalent than ever. We
cannot recommend Ely's Cream Balm
too highly"
fused Ely's Cream Balm for dry
catnrrh. Improved cuIe.-B. y. NJ.
Wcck6, Denver
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Mahlns cerl. st.na In m.t.r.

Can you stand seven eorks upright In
WA,cH Not unless you know how. Thl.
j. lle way 70 do ~ stand one OF the corks
upright on tue table, arrange tho other ak
close about H. also In an upright position;
grasp ne combination In one hand and
plunge u Into the water In the tub 40 Us 20
completely Aaturaie tho corks, then rilss
lhrin partly out Of tho water and let 40
your hold Tbs water which has pene.
iraied hciween the eofks by oapillArlty will
holi them closely together. aud though
separately each cork has an unstable equi.
hhrium tho combination obtained In this
way WIZ Keep them steady, the width u
our improvised raft being more than tue
hslsht OF one cork. boston Globe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

To the young. ways and means arr Of tho
nature of the spontaneously generated.
They come 81 themselves when wantcdt
The demand creating the supply and thsrn
was never q crux IN polite. or morale
which could not h. male a. straight ~ n
die " only these young rcformsrs might
put their hand 10 the work.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

Dr.. Messenger Monsoy. who was physi.
clan 10 Chelsea college, and noted vii In
London society In tho lat century, wlis q
nrufgling country doctor until Lord
Uodolphin, son " Queen Annoa treasurer,
was sriird With illness near the place where
he lived. Mousey was called Ia. and bis
noble patient Nts 30 charmed with bis
oonVefaaiion that be took him 20 London.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

Old chapple 40, my dear fellow. you
src too fascinating Tor man Of your
years,
o O. No. a-flai,eryi Well. I sues.
was born facilitating. Hnt you keep your
youth wonderfully. dear fellow.
q. Z. No. i-flsticrrfl Well. I guess
must have bcen born young. -Plit,bufK
bulletin.
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Llttle jaek-MAmmn, can | GO 10 thu
surprise party az hllly hunts tonight,
Mamma-Who arr goingp
oh all the boys, bout hundred.p
"M,reyl Perhaps you won't DO wei.
come w"
on yes, Indeed. Bnly Invited Us his.
he dld' Then who Is to 10 surprlsedi-
dunno' His mother gues... h--t,onl
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some parrots arr very quick In acquiring
words. aud arr generally fond Of display.
ing these new acquisitions, but OCCASIONALLY
bird Will h. profoundly silent until the
teacher despair n her mastering q certain
phrase or word, then all nj once. aud an.
eSpcciedly. the scholar will rupcst her
lrs.au
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

"linllo, Galley" aid Bronson. entering
The restaurant, show are your"
Pretty Welt"
what are you doing nowp
We'll, when I came In here two hours
ago was not In business. but I've changed
some slnoe' I'm walter Just now.-lIArp.
tr's n1Ear
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15
Iiew 10 cur. the Cough fsIIssi.s Ia
aFtplGs.

For q Troublesome cough there l.
nothing better than Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. IL strengthens IN.
pulmonary organs, allayr any Irritation
Ani eii,etually cufos tho cough. II IL
especially valuable Tor the cough " hich
10 often follows an attack u "a. grippe.
For sale by u, q. NJ, |. Drug Dept. \
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

Hashem.
Yes remarked the new boarder, rs no
wfe,'lod with home made slice, "and
lhlnk ihl' might 10 used effectively ioT a
elub,"-Amerlcan Grocer.
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GAnrirLD nEAcII.
Commencing May sD,b, aud nj
tufthUF Malice.


Tho celebrated Boston lee Cream
only made by AFbogast, send Ia your
orders at once.
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do 10 srRsoER, BYwATRR A Coz
" and 10 West South Temple street,
ior TIN Rootihs GATHERING, spouting
Stoves and rinware. etc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15

Dr. Burrows, Ocull-t, Aurist and Op,
tleian. specIaclea f,ted. Commercial
Block,
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Immense Lot OF Curtain Not
Remnants at Ralf-Prlco, a,
S. p. TEASDEL'S.
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For tho celebrated Boslon Ice Cream
10 to- Arbogasts.
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Everything tho Nestest, Freshest
and Sweetest at Arbogasps.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15
LOST

tn THE ieru WARD. A SILVER WATCH
Il with gold chair and ioeket. bssoneing TO
1nOs4 PutLNS. Return 10 this once, or "a
North sth West and be rewarded.
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A ROAM MARI, wuiTE sPor on ROM.
IA head, fiEht hind foot white, mafked on
riEht hin. Return 10 an centre street, Nine.
ts@nih Wafd. of
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HOUSE MOVERS AND RAisERs.

I,NcirsivE. PRACTICAL. AND RrsroS
~ Nlie house moVfrt m Utah. uliiilrss
raised, tuned and moved any distance Oii
lundlngs bought. cold aud torn d1Wn. Wcfk
done IN auy peri u the Terriiory. OTffcr-il
and n scott. Auerhach hnliflng 2. q. nor ola
UTAH HOusE MOyiS. COMPANY.
CuAs. D. fiNLpt. ED. MHnnsT
Manager Sec. and Treaa
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WANTED.

DAiNTfNG, rArER. HANGING AND DEC.
Grating. alec. wall raper cleaned At low
prices. August hOLurnG.
DIV 2ii Canyon Rad.
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rI'ES ACRE- oF LAND. Win A FINE
II house % four rooms and gpud nntiiulld.
ing,. IN faysoncity. Address } hox5. rayson.
Ntn. din
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9-g- safe Deposit Vaults. sb,oluisly bar
Elaf Ahd Gre rroot Rents. % 10 isi per yssi
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23

The caterer has, OF all tradeslnen, the
most dealings with what tue Americans
call 'cranks. and probably always
will have unless those who provide
public refreshnent all become Tysons.
The original Tyson opened the first res
taurant in Manchester A man of in
dividuality himself, he checked indi-
viduality in others He would not pro-
vide vegetables, telling those who asked
for them to so to Shudehill market; he
would allow neither reading nor smok-
ing, anybody who came into his place
of business had to eat what was pro-
vided, without being too particular
about the cut or the amount of fat, and
without moving any of the chairs, and
then to clear out and make room for
other customers. or else he was asked
to go Such was Tyson's. but other
times, other manners. and. moreover,
competition IS now so keen that We
may see another Wellington before We
see another Tyson Tit-Bifs.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
How n Sandwich man. Lived.

AS touching instance of the suffer
ings of the poor. and the small sum on
which life can be supported when the
wages admit of nothing more luxurious,
| make no apology for giving the diet
sheet of a sandwich man." 1t was
published in the record of the London
City mission. He only earned seven
shillings week. and, acting on Mr..
Micawber's excellent advice and keep
ing well within his income, spent 6s
f0d. His weeks food cost 2s I'D:
six days lodging, Is; soap, 1 I'D;
washing, I'D; medicine, I'd; shaving,
Id, and pair of boots or some other
article of clothing, Is. His daily food
allowance OF 4 lid was thus distrib-
uted: Dinner. Id; supper and break
fast, bread, lid; butter, Id; tea and
sugar, Id. Soon after the production
or this curious balance sheet he died
in Guys hospital. He once earned ten
pounds a week.-Nationa Review.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
rho saw OF tbe NIosouito.

The bill of the mosquito is complex
institution. 1t has blunt fork at the
head and is apparently grooved Work
ing through the groove and projecting
from the angle of the fork is a lance
of perfect form. sharpened with fine
beyel Beside it the most perfect lance
looks like hand saw. On either side
of the lance two saws are arranged,
with the points fine and sharp and the
teeth well refined and keen. The backs
of these saws play against the lance.
When the mosquito alights with its
peculiar hum it tfrusts its keen lance
and then enIarges the aperture with
the two saws. which play beside the
lance until the forked bill with its ca
pillary arrangement for pumping the
blood can be inserted. The saving
process is what CRATES upon the nerves
of the victim and causes him to strike
wildly ait the sawyer. = Journal OF
Health.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
yhat : palIInm ID

The pallium is a white wooden band
about two inches wide and long enough
to be worn around the shoulders and
be crossed in front. 1t is made at
Rome from the wool of two lambs
which the sisterhood of Santa Agnese
offer every year on the occasion of the
feast OF their patron saint, while the
Agnus Del is sung at mass. The pal
lium has crosses worked upon the white
wool in black, and ornaments are at
tached to the ends.
1t is sent by the pope to every newly
appointed archbishop, and the origin
of its use for this purpose dates back
to very early time in the history Of
the church. 1t is mentioned in an ec-
clesiastical document of the time Of
Pope st. Mark, who died in the year
1856, and an Eighth century mosaic rep
resents Pope St. Leo in the act of re-
ceiving pallium. II Milwaukee Wiscon-
sin
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
20 ELEVATE TIE monkeys.
A Scheme for Producing an Aristocraey
of Intellect Among sImIans-

A Scheme for Producing an Aristocracy
of Intellect Among simians-
A man of large means. who resides in
Washington, has declared his intention.
privately. to devote 500 600 to a very
original purpose. The idea is that no
satisfactory opportunity has ever been
afforded for the development of the in
tellect OF the brute Intelligence. like
bodily qualities, is susceptible of i'm
provement through breeding. rs every
one knows who has thought about the
evolution OF the dog from the wolf by
artificial selection. This rich man pro
poses that monkeys or apes shall be
taken as subjects for experiment. simply
because man understands those animals
better than he does others.
Let fifty of them. half males and
half females be placed in paddock
suitably provided with separate quar-
ters for the sexes Then have them
breed pair by pair. as shall be directed
by those who superintend Some of
them will Develop certain abilities more
conspicuously than others For exam
pie. certain individuals will exhibit n
superior understanding of the com
mands addressed TO them or will show
l.1'triit ii n. lsandiiaS Of
objects These which appear scupid
are to be expelled from the colony.
their places being filed by fresh re-
cruits When male and n female are
found who exhibit the same sort of
aptitude il any direction they are to be
mated. This process. carried on for
generations would necessarily result in
the development OF superior characters
until finally. after the lapse Of twenty
five years perhaps. there would almost
certainly be apes or monkeys far higher
in the scale of reason than any known
up to the present time
These putatiye cousins of the human
race have already exhibited n mental
and even mechanical capacity sufficient
to give ground for great hopes of pos
sible development in point of intellect.
Chimpanzees have been tangiit to bring
things TO The table. and the big Langur
baboon of India is commonly used in
that country today as n servant for
working the punkah fans. with which
flies are kept away from dinner tables.
Explorer Stanley has given an account
of apes which carry torches at night.
This is believed by scientists to be an
absurdity. because all the anthropoid
and sinian tribes are too afraid of fire
to render such thing possible. 1t is a
fact well known that gorilIas, while
they will gather about deserted camp
fire for the sake of warmth, viii never
think of keeping the embers alight by
adding fuel. Nevertheless. every book
on natural history relates many an in
stance Illustrative of these creatures
thinking powers, and there is no ques-
ton that it could be greatly improved
by the process of judicious breeding.
Even a pig can be taught to count up
to ten.-W Washington Evening Star.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
Rnma,a 1Yntnr snnnIr-

Imperial Rome sets an example that
throws New York utterly into the
shade. One OF the earliest built aque-
ducts for that city was sixty-three miles
long. In the reign of the Emperor
Nerya Rome was supplied by nine diff
ferent aqueduets. with 10. 600, 600 gal
Ions OF pure water daily Later the
number of aqueducts rose to twenty
four and the supply to nearly double
the quantity just mentioned. 1t has
been calculated that for an estimated
population of /, 200, 600 there were s12
gallons per head Of pure water daily
New York Evening Sun
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
MS FIRST voyage.

A man from the far north who had
never seer. either ship or sea in his life
had to cross from Kingdom to Leith on
a very stormy day. The vessel rolled
heavily. and the poor frightened High
lander ran to the cords and held them
down with his whole vigor, to keep, as
he thought, the boat from upsetting.
For tie sake of our lives, shentles.
come and hold town, y he cried; .sor If
We will not pc helping me III let You
all to the potion in moment. And
you plowinan there" ito the man at the
heinz, cannot you keep tie howe of tie
furr, and no gang over the crown OF tie
riggs avaw2 Heich?r
The steersman laughed at him, and
the Highlander, becoming irritated,
seized liandspike and knocked him
down
Now, laugh you now. you Lowland
rogue, said he; and you well deserve
it all, for it was you made all the too
hoo, kittling the poatie's tail with tat
pinin London Bits.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23

The gentleman who was conductor
on the first car that ran over the Fifth
and Sixth street lines in the antebellum
days tells hoy the old time conductors
had a wonderful chance 10 tncck
down. = untramlneled as they were BY
registers or bell punches. Finally a
new superintendent called all the con-
ductors before him. beginning with the
conductor OF car No. 1. Out of the
sixty odd conductors on the line about
one-fourth Of them admitted that they
had been in the habit of taking the
company's money. These honest rogues
We're not discharged, but the three
fourths who never took a penny"
were not allowed to remain on the cars
another trip. -P Philadelphia Record.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
ne nsnts RInc.

Apropos of the increase in the price
of diamonds man from New York has
a scheme calculated to help the iInpe-
cunious young exquisite who wants to
get engaged. but who lacks the neces-
sary funds to purchase a suitable dia-
mond pledge Of his affection. This
scheme is nothing more nor less than
to loan engagement rings for SO much
per month.
Its just this. said Mr.. Solomon
that is his name "a young man can't
afford to buy diamond ring. Very
well, he doesn't need to do so. He
comes to me. take his note and lend
him a splendid diamond ring at rea-
sonabIe rental. He gives It to his
fianeee. The marriage takes place In
the course of time, and in few months
afterward the young man owns up and
takes back the ring. upon which he
has been paying rent, and gives It to
me. Risk7 Oh. none at all. I have
his note. The humiliation that would
come from exposure should seek the
assistance of the law precludes the pos
sibility Of his defaulting. have not
lost ring yet, nor a dollar Of rental.
The business has been a paying one
Chicago Post.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
How starfish Are IxIIIed.

1t has been stated that the oysters
deadly enemy. the starfish, has been
most successfully subdued in the Long
Island beds by putting down within its
reach an instrument very much like a
long handled house mop. AS soon as
touched by it the starfish invariably
grasps the strands. and can be cap
tured and destroyed by the thousand,
for it viii not let go until it has been
held out of water long enough to Sc
cure the impossibility of its return
Joel Benton in brakes Magazine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-12-23
~ HIS MONEY AWAY.


= ID rAclAn ~ no Mas tho
let's, OF circumstances
|o fne doctors. in a iovid mood,
ger Der. they invariably tell stories
II Roy have any time on their hands.
Iia' a |r<en Rochester physicians were
feei' particularly happy and exuitant
fI days ago. They had passed a
de''1 n hour IN making an examine
ton |' be body of a man killed in an
ncc|.||' and were well pleased with
eae'- ether aud the gentlemen who had
furnished them with their scientific
Amusement. When they were through
then r. they adjourned to the office
OF q4e u their number and began tell
ing ii'&lr experiences and "reminiscences.
The told OF exciting amputations and
exIi''afa|ing operations until it came
the .''.n OF the oldest man present to
speI Then such tale was unfoIded
as brought tears to the eyes of many
when ] WAS young man" said
the e|o physician. Il practiced in
western city. This was about thirty
years nt2 It was not a great while
after had my first case that was
eAI''' one day 70 attend young man
ss';t '.r@' nesa|'atI7 I.a1e6
lead Under my chre the fellow soon
got well, but cultivated his acquaint-
ance to serve certain ends that had
in view
'.When ! came to know the young
mnn pretty well told him frankly that
wanted his head You all know that
have always made brain disease a
specially, and thought that the mans
head, with his abnormal development,
would be splendid subject Tor study.
The chap fell in with my prop ,saI. L
gave him $500, and be made will in
which he mentioned me as the heir to
his head. To be sure. the fellow was
young, but SO was l, and was willing
to wait
We'll, gentlemen, within less than
year after we had completed arrange
ments the young fellow was killed"
Lucky man" said one of the listen
ers, and all the others gave evidence
that they thought the doctor was for
tunate.
But. gentlemen" continued the old
physician, .'the fellow was struck on
the head by a safe that fell to the side
walk while being taken in the third
story window of block. $ and the old
fellows voice clicked with emotion at
the remembrance of the wrong that
had been done to him
''Saddest thing ever heard of, - said
one of the listeners, while others walked
up and shook the victims hand, too
full for utterance. Rochester Demo-
crat.