The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-02-05
Her Woman's VIII Defeated
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A theatrical man tells the following
81 tory. He did not attempt to vouch
for its truth, so the writer does not,
merely giving it here for what it ia
worth as IN illustration of q woman's
will. The man who told the story Ill
so disclosed then ames ofthose about
whom it is related, but owing to the
doubt about the absolute veracity of
the tail it would not be fair to mention
the names. Suffice it to say that
one was an actor and the other an
actress, and both very well known
to the public So call the actor y,
because that is about as far rs one
can get from his name, and the ac-
tress Miss A, because her name
is nothing like that either.
Miss A. besides being perhaps
the most pro minent chararter in the
play was also the stage manager, and
it was she who regulated Mr.. Us
salary.
Now Y had long contended that
his salary was not one-half what it
should be, and Miss A. declared
as firmly that this was neither here
nor there, for the salary would re-
main unchanged. This condition of
affairs did not make the two love
each other ns good christians are ex-
pected to do. Such scenes as these
(behind the flies, of course), became
frequent:
"When are you going to raise my
| salary?"
J "Never."
, "All right, then. I leave you to-
morrow"
! every well, why don't your"
, Or the war might be varied to this
form,
care you going to raise my salary
this week?"
, "No"
1 "Ncxt week?"
/ "No."
"T'hen?"
4 "Never."
), That determined "never" was q
\ disagreeable check to the argument.
q Finally y worked out sub-plot
in the play. In one act he, the noble
4 hero, carried Miss A from q top
q story to the ground down a ladder.
i One night when this scene came on
4 he stepped upon the round OF the lad
N der as usual, holding in his arms his
4 fair burden. But instead of coming
v down quickly as usual, as q vigor
n Gus, invincible hero should, h
It stopped.
I; # "Now," ne whispere d in her ear
h "raise my salary"
.s "Never"
~. 20 "Raise my salary or I drop you.
- Here was crisis. Two things wer
i, in dunger-the success of the seen
q, and the actress bones.
,r 'Raise my salary or drop you.
. The "house" was waiting. Miss A
"a Iosed her eyes.
10 "NeverP' she said, and he carries
w her safely down the ladder.-NeN
~ y York Tribune.
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he years ought to know salt from sugar. rea
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40. The lady managers of the world
20 fair are making an effort to have Il
various state legislatures set aside
nj appropriation especially for Il
nn women's exhibit.
)g, The cradle is an institation that is as
or as the human race.
eet Every man knows how good he would
i'll. were he some other man.
~ The singer who has baritone voice Al
tries TO sing bass is q base hypocrite.
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