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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
An Ice Machine Company Fails.

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Oct. 1.-The Arctic
Ice Machine Manufacturing Company, of
this city, made an assignment to-day. The
company has been in operation for mum.
Der of years. The failure to secure iron
needed in the construction of machines
brought on number OF suits for breach of
contract in last January, when the com
pany secured an extension from its cred
itors. The liabilities are not stated. but i,
is said they will exceed the assets by
SI00 nOO ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
stYike Of RAILROAD t,onI Minors

P1TTsBURs, Oct. IA general strike of
railroad coal miners in the Pittsburg dis
srict was inaugursted to-day In accordance
with tho action taken st Yesterdays con-
venuon. 1t - estimated about ten thous-
and men quit work They ask for 81
cents rate.
About a thousand journeymen lob
printers OF Pittsburg aud Allegheny struck
this moraing for an increase in wages and
shorter hours. Nearly all the Job offices
are closed,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
switcbmen's Mutual Aid Assoc,s,fon

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 1.-The Switchmen's
Mutual Aid association has concluded its
business and decided committee should
be appointed to represent the organization
before the interstate commerce RAILWAY
commission and aid them in their delipera
tions as to the character Of drawbar best
adapted for general use. The committas
were directed TO recommend q uniform
crawsar Of the link aHd pin type.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Fatal Collierv accident.

CARDIFF, Oct. IAN accident occurred
to-day at Abergwyne colliery near Bridg-
end, Glamorganshire. Eight miners were
killed by the fall Of a hosting car.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
J. H. Thadger Threatens to Kin People.

JULEsBURG, Col, Oct. Especial tele-
gram TO THE HERALD.l-J. H. Thadger,
who had ticket from Milwaukee, Wis,
got of train here late tonight He de-
manded an entrance into a residence and
being refused threatened to kill the inmates
of the house. Thadger was arrested. In
his pockets was found ZOO. He holds
letters showing that he has good friends in
ENGLAND.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
e1Iity OF InEeaureff HemiSlde.

DENVER, Oct Especial telegram to
THE HERALD. The jury in the case of
Ardel Smith and Matte Fisher, two
colore6 courtesans accused of causing the
death of William Joos (white) by putting
morphine in beer served to him, brought
in verdict tonight. They found the
woman guilty of involuntag homicide. The
maximum penalty is Imprisonment for one
wear.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Repeal of the Silver Law Called For

ONEw YORK. Oct. 1.-The following reso-
luton was adopted to-day by the chamber
of commerce: "Resolved-That in the
opinion OF the chamber of commerce of
the State of New York, that the existing
law compelling the purchase by the gov
eminent of 100000 ounces of silver per
month, is against the public welfare and
should be repealed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
DENY the Reports.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 1.-The Bureau Of the
American republic denies, upon authentic
advice, the sensational reports telegraphed
from the City of Mexico to the western
new spapers concerning political disturb
ances in Guatemala and elsewhere in Cen
trail America.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
rt Collins Postoffice Burglarized.

Fort COLLINS, Colo, Oct Especial
Telegram to TIE HERALD. The postofice
at this place was broken into last night and
the safe robbed of $1,000 in money and
$1,000 worth of postage stamps. The work
of breaking the safe was smoothly done.
Many residences have been entered in
town during the past week and small
amounts of money secured, but this is the
first safe TO be cracked. A postoflce in
spector is here TO look for q clue
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
sCansdian BOOdlers.

NEW YORK, Oct. IA Montreal special
says: j. Israel Tarte, author of the charges
against McGreevy and Sir Hector LANCE
vim, asserts the m mister of justice will, in
the course of few days, have the whole
poodle gang" arrested and indicted for
conspiracy to defraud the government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Canada at the aeeIproclty conferencs.

OTTAWA, Ont, Oct. 1.-Sir John Thomp-
son, minister of justice, aud G. E. Foster.
minister of customs, win represent the
Dominion government at the reciprocity
conference at Washington on the 18th
In Stant
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02

PARIS, ILL.,, Oct. 1.-Developments in the
Christmas bank failure make the situation
more serious than at first supposed. 1t is
stated the loss will be not less than $3.50
0O0 and the assets may not exceed $40, OOO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
The Bank Examiner viii Tota cb,xuo

WASHINGTON, Oct 1.-The bank exami-
ner has been ordered to take charge of the
First National bank of Clearfield Pa re-
ported to be in financial straits
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Steamship Conference.

BREMEN, Oct 1.-The steamship confer
ence opened here to-day. 1t was decided
the examination Of emigrspts for America
ought not to be made by consular inspsc-
ton, but by sub-agents controlled by the
COMPANY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Made Presidential Postoftices

WASHINGTON, Oct. 1.-The following
fourth class postoffices have been raised to
the presidential class: San Jacinto San
Leandro and Winters. CAL; Idaho Fails
Idaho; South Bend, Wash.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
An Independeut Nominee

HURON, S. D., Oct wv. H. Smith. of
Sioux Falls, was nominated early this
morning as an independent candidate for
Congress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
CALIFORNIA; Stock Of Wheat.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 1.-The stock of
wheat in all California call board ware
houses aggregates 22S. 600 tons, as against
lot, 900 tons September l.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
.krthur Campbell,s seu.ance oammnt.a

WASHINGTON, Oct. 1.-The President ha.
committed to one years imprisonment the
sentence Of Arthur Campbell, of Utah, con-
victed of adultery. The original sentence
was eighteen months imprisonment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
A Wooden Mill Burned.

NORWAY, Me-, Oct. 1.-The Harper Man
utacturing company's wooden mill at Ok
ford, was burned last night. Loss, 500, 900
insured
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Lineate and Toro Dv,nr

DENVER, Oct. l.-Lineate and Toro, two
OF the fastest horses in the Maltese
stables, are dying here of typhoid pneu,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
The I,pts Released

Los ANGELES, Oct. 1.-The Gillian
steamship Itata was released to-day on fl
ing bond of 10000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Democratic Nominee for Conpress

MITCHELL, S. D., Oct. 1.-The Democrats
have nominated ). M. Wood, wealthy cat
tleman OF Rapid City, as candidate for Con.
gress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Italian Consul at New 0rlaana

ROME, Oct 1.-Signor Richard Motta.
barrister, has been appointed Italian consul
at New Orleans, La.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
Stanford University opsnsd.

San FRANCISCO, Oct l. = The Leland
Stanford, Jr., university, at Palo Alto, wac
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
The Junta Watching the American Legation


SANTIAGO, Chill, Oct The Balmace-
dlsts who took refuge at the American
legation still remain under the protection
OF the American flag. The junta refuses
10 grant them safe conduct, and spies ara
continually watching the legation in tina
hope OF being able to capture the refugees.
Inc orders issued last week to arrest all
persons entering or leaving the legation
nave been revoked on the protest of Minis
Ter Egan. Several persons were arrested.
including Mr.. Egsn's son. The CHILEAN
government Will shortly be notified that
the United States will not be trjfIed with
Instructions to this effect have been re-
ceived from Washington by Minister
Egan and by Captain Schley, of the cruiser
Baltimore, and both are preparing to pro-
Jest nTmly. A strong feeling exists here
against American officials. The intimation
is given that feet of American cruisers
Will soon assemble in CHILEAN waters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-02
MR.. EGAN AND CHILL
The Junta Still Keeps Spies
Around the Legation.
SUCH CONDUCT MUST CEASE
Text Of Boulanger's Political Testameut-An
Attempt to Blow Up Emperor Francis
Joseph on Railroad.

Especial to THE HERALD-Exarniper Cable
New YORK, Oct. IA Herald yalps-
ralso special says: 1 am enabled to send
you further particulars of the trouble be-
tween the authorities at Santiago and Min
lister Egan. 1t appears that the American
legation and its vicinity were watched bv
the police during all of last week. On last
FRIDAY three Americans were placed under
arrest. Their names are Hlllmanu. Mad
den and Rayprast. They had visited Mr..
tigan at the legation and were on their way
nome Wnen taken into custody. Messrs.
HIllmann and Madden made a business
can. Mr.. Rayprast had gone to the IeQa-
ton to obtain letters. All three were
locked up. Mr.. Rayprast was kept in
prison for some hours, while Messrs Hill
mann and Madden we taken to the ipten
dencla and detained for short time. when
they were released. In addition to this.
Two OF Minister Egans servants were
thrown into prison and kept there for two
Gays, being released on Saturday. Com
modore SehIey of the Baltimore. which
sun lies In the harbor of Valparaiso, is now
al Santiago in conference with Minister
Egan. In the near future aggregate claims
OF from S1.5O0,000 to 8, 600 900 will
% presented by tie English, Ger
man, Spanish and Italian govern
ments for houses and property
destroyed at Iquique when that town
was bombarded and at VALPARAISO when
tnls city was sacked after the overthrow of
baimaceda, also for losses caused by detep-
tlons OF shipping and for the use OF private
railroads during the past eight months.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13

thas looked promising. Here, l thought,
we Shall have something rscy and charac-
teristlc, with walters tnat look like brig
amos music that will raise the hair, sin
iSter-looking cashier and an odor of vege-
table soup. tripped down the steps and
entered. Lo! it was one of those few
places In New York where the walters are
pretty girls, and the orders were all whis-
pered through vaguely defined back par
uElon. VICTOR SINS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
The Sunday Morning News

VIII be found regularly on sale at the fol-
lowing places:
Estilrs News Depot.
Conner's News Stand.
The Marshall, Broughton street.
Z. J. Kieffer's Drug Store, corner West
Broad and Stewart streets.
I. A. Mullryne q Co.'s Drug Store, West
Broad and Waldburg streets.
ST. J. X. Yonge's Drug Store, corner
Whitaker end Duffy streets
McCauley a. Co. IS Drug Store, corner
New Houston and Drayton streets.
W. A. Bishops Drug Store, corner Hall
and Price streetG-AdV.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
S1lrah Serges
At Is cts.

The finest variety OF Robe Dresses ever
shown in Savannah. Tony effects In Veil
vets. Astrac han, Jet, Boucle, Snow Balls,
Flowers and Figures. Also fresh assort-
ment Of Ladies' Cloths, Dress Flannels,
Cheviots, Tweeds and variety of styles
for Tailor-made Dresses.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13

been neglected. A special course of work
in this line will be organized with a view 90
correcting the defects and refining the de-
livery of the men aud women who have
great truths to present TO the public.
A JFNNEsS MILLER.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
WiHSeIIon MOnday
100 Pieces Extra Wido and Very Stout

WIZ otter this week soma verY.flne Novelties
In ALI Wool Plaid Dro,s Goods in every
new combination OF colors. Fancy silk
Striped Novelties. exquisite designs ia
corded Velours, with silk ELECTS. Elk.
elusive Styles 60 be found nowhere olse
than at
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
ECKSTEI

Now open and for sale a full
assortment of Bedford Cords,
in all the New Colors and Solid
Black. An exquisite line of
'Kameruns." A new material
in Soft Wool Cords, in Stylish
Colors A beautiful line in
Black and Colored all-wool
Serges.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13

Abbott's East Indian Corn Paint cures corns,
bunions and warts.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
HE TAINTED HER.

Completely oblivious of his own humble
origin, the king. her husband, was ever
lastingly haunting her with her bourgeois
birth. A strange history might be written
of the msfortunes which have befallen all
the women who have been raised from the
ranks of the people to seats on the thrones Of
Europe. Josephine de Beauharnais, her
daughter, Queen Hortense, Eugene de
Montijo, and Nathalie dc Ketchko have
each in turn contributed mournful chapters
to the history of the heroines of royal ro-
nance and have paid dearly for their great
ness
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13

MESSRS. GUSTAVE ECKSrEIN 81
Gu. respectfully announce that they have
now on exhibition and for sale an exquisite
me OF thigh Novelties in Dress Goods,
Robes and Trimming Materials.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
Crib Blankets

Are now shown in Pure
White Lambs Wool, also
Embroidered and some tony
affects in Fancy Colors, suit.
eble for Baby Carriages; also
Novelties in Printed and
Plain Marseilles Quilts, in
sizes to suit Cribs and Beds;
also a new line OF Tapestry
Covers, Scarfs and Squares in
Tinsel effects.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
MONDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 2. 1891.
TMINK nEronE voTINa.

In casting his ballot tomorrow every
voter ought TO act conscientiously and
consistently and to the best interest Of
the city. They may be confronted by
>this Issue or that issue, but they should
ponder carefully before placing in the
ballot box a piece of paper they can
not recall. Martinsburg is an active
and progressive city and on the very
threshold of a prosperous future. It
has the credit Of conductingygood
schools and plenty Of them. People
have been induced to make their homes
here simply on account IF the excel
lent advantages offered for the educa-
tion Of their children. Parents resid-
ing in other towns are to-day sending
their children here as they are fully
aware that they can receive better
schooling than they can at home. The
tax payers of the city contribute liber-
ally toward Sthe supporter the schools,
for they know that it wise policy to
curb expenses in almost any other di-
rection than in the careful education
of theirchildren. There oughtnot TO be
any personal or political issues in cleo
lions Of this character, and the voter
should always keep in mind the best
interests Of the schools independent Of
anything else. THE World does not
advocate the cause of'any candidate
but asks that each voter consider care
fully what he is doing
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

Some years ago. n a village school no.
many miles from the Hub. Il VIA the law
cf the committeeman1 that the pupils
should learn 20 spell and define ali words
placed At the beginning 81 the reading les.
son.
The knowledge attained win be evident
By the following dialogue. which actually
took place
Teacher-Johnny spell and deiine be-
wheeling.
Johnny Be-witchsing. fascinating.
Teacber-C Correct Now. what does fas-
cinating meant Who can tellf
Silence for the space Of half minute,
then up comes a band, shaking with i'm
patience 70 give the desired information.
Teacher Well. Michael. tell US what
your idea Of fascinating Is.
Michael tdrawling. but shouting with
the utmost assuranceD- - Phwhat yer pat In
yer arm ter keep oil smallpoxs-wide
Awake
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
III Timed Mtrtb.

There are times when persons with less
than half of DIR. Holmes brightness would
do well to initiate his cautious resolve
against ever being too funny. 's'~'~
A gentleman who had come home to his
supper in a badly overheated condition
swallowed spoonful Of red hot tea, ac-
cording to the Rochester Talisman As
men will, under such circumstances. he
cast the blame upon his wife,
My dear" he said. this tea is SO hot 1t
has taken the coat off my stomachl'
"Oh, WELL" she said, with cruel wit,
"what do you want of coat on your
stomach this hotweatheri"-Youth's Com
panion.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

In the desert Of human greed and
sslfishness an act like that Of Mrs.
William H. Hazard, one of the prin-
cipal benefciaries of the decision
invalidating Mr.. Tilden's will, is like
a green and refreshing oasis. Under
that decision she was entitled to half
the estate, or some $4,000, 900, but
being in sympathy with her great
nncle's wishes she has given over two
million Of tito executors that they may
be enabled to carry out Mr.. Tilden's
design of establishing public library.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

"Why do yon work for a livings"
It was Glare de Macgillicuddy who spoke
these fateful words
And ARE was rich
Rich b, yond the most Respondent dream.
of the dozens and dozens who sought heI
hand
But she loved man who was poor
And he was respectable
Respectable beyond the limit of treason.
Because he would not avail himself o,
his opportunities and organize a matri-
monial combine with Glare, permitting heI
to put up the capital
He was "a rank outsider, he was.
And he apparently wanted to stay there.
He was in 10 e with his work.
That was ah0ther evidence that he had
mental alteration in half dozen places.
"Algernon," she cried, in passionate,
pleading tones. tell me. why do you work
for livingS'
I He had not answered her when she had
asked this the first time. but he could not
refrain longer
Glare, he said, and there was that in
bis voice which makes the heart grow sick
and echoes through the interminable corri-
doris Of despair, listen to me; work for
living because the darn thing won't work
for me- y
Clare uttered piercing scream and funs
herself into his arms.
Algernon was a funny man on the local
newspaper
And she was on. to him at last.-Detroit
Free Press
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

Il How = BoT'e Condolences Got ut8
Deb.
Merchants, Of all men. appreciate quail
\ ties which bring success-tact, energy,
courage, Industry, quickness and readi-
ness In snitlng means to ends. An ex.
change prints story which may be new
or old, truth or fiction, but which ID not
incredible Ia ITSELF while it illustrates In q
striking way the spirit and method Of q
born man Of business. A country boy
went 70 New York, with no friends and
little money, determined to make his way
In the world. In the course OF bis looking
about he wandered into "lower Wall
street." and walked into the store Of w
Il Co Mr. w was busy and the boy
waited At last the frank, bright face Of
the stranger attracted the merchants at
tention
well, my boy" said be- what can
do for your
II want place, SIR"
what can you dor"
The boy answered eagerly
Most anything, sir
Partly III Joke, perhaps, and partly TO
did himself Of All almost too confident ap-
plicant, MI. W said.
All, ahi Well, just 10 out and borrow
me couple of thousand dollars y
The lad put on his hat, walked out Of
the store, and passed slowly down Front
street TIL lie came I'd another large store
ID the same line Of business. This Arm
was probably well acquainted with W
& Co., the boy said to himself, and with q
bold but honest look he walked In and ac-
costed the man who seemed to be the head
Of the concern;
Mr.. w, Of W g. Co.. sent me
70 borrow 5000" said he.
He did, my SOM How Is business up
at your placer
The boy. who had seen an appearance Of
large shipments, answered promptly;
Very good, sir"
Two Thousand. did you sayf viii that
be enough"
well, two thousand Is all he told me
but II you have plenty think he would
like 1t IL you sent him three thousand"
Give this boy check for 5000 in favor
Of W & Co.," said the man to his
cashier.
few minutes later the boy walked into
Mr.. VS. Office and handed him the
check.
Here 1t is. sir" said he, with an air Of
having done an errand in the ordinary
course OF business
Mr. W looked at the check and then
at the boy
Young man." said he, come in here,
you are just the man have been looking
for and he gave him il desk and set him
to work. Youths Companion
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

Kaiser Wilhelm must be in league
with some photographer to divide prof
its. First he allows his beard to grow,
and forbids any further sale of the
barefaced assortment; and then he
suddenly shaves again, and forbids
~the sale of the whiskered lot. Now
he will sit again, and compel all his
loyal subjects to purchase one of the
latest. If his revoking orders were
given when stock was short, it dis
played big head for business.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
That Il the Question.

B. listed Hello, SMITH Say, old boy,
can you tell me where can get good
| overcoat for fifteen dollarsf
Smith-Why, yes. There's good house
right across the street.
| b. Usted-Thanks, Smithy. Could you
perhaps also tell me where l can get the
fifteen dollarsi-C lothier and Furnisher.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
Accommodating.

A company Of tourists are taken over the
castle at Blos.
Keeper-The room which we are now en-.
tering, ladies and gentlemen, is the very
one In which the Duke of Guise was muir
dered
A Tourist-Beg your pardon. Came
here three years ago and was shown room
In the wing opposite.
Keeper VERY calmly)-The chateau was
undergoing repairs at that time.-Le Petit
Parisien Illustre. -
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

knew little tailor man,
Who lived twn blocks away.
saw his sign above the door
AS | went By one day
called upon that tailor man,
And, oh. how glad was he
When gave him a coat and vest,
To press and clean for me.
Next day he called andlhoped that
Would favor him once more.
He took another coat and vest.
And bowed way to the door,
When 20 down TO dinner now
My tennis suit wear
haven't seen that tailor since.
He's moved away somewhere.
Tom Mason IN Clcthicr and Furnishes.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02

From the lofty dome of the Worlds
home in the Pulitzer Building, more
than 300 feet in the air. the result Of
the elections tomorrow will be signal
ed by flashlights which can be seen
for fifteen miles.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
Educational Nota.

Are You learning much in schools"
asked Colonel Fizzletop of his son Johnny
who is student at the University Of Texas.
Johnny shook his head.
why don't you Learnt"
We'll. you see, pa the class is too big
The professor is kept so busy licking the
boys that he doesn't get time to teach
them. "-Texas Siftings.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-11-02
Ideal.

"Papa's going TO have a fountain out on
the lawn, Johnny now DO you like that"
asked mamma
Bully" said Johnny. Say, ma, let's
ask pop to have il soda water fountain ;"
-Harper's Bazaar