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The Wilmington daily Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1890-1902, 1891-04-16

cRATEFUL-coMFoRrINo
EPPS' COCOA,
BREAKFAST.

"By thorough knowledge OF the
natural laws which govern tho opera
tions OF digestion and nutrition, and by
Ia careful application OF the fine proper
ties of well-sclected Cocoa. Mr.. Epps has
provided our breakfast tables with u
ldelicately favored beverage which may
Isave us many heavy doctors bills. 1t is
lby tile judicious use of such articles OF
laiet that II constitution may lie gradual
liy built up un IL strong enough to resist
every tendency to disease. Hundreds of
subtle maiadies are fio9 ting around us
ready to nttucE wherever there lisa weak
point. We may escape muuy fatal
shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified
with pure blood and n properly nouriSl-
ed frame ."--Civil Service Gazette.
Made simply with boiling water or
milk. Sold only in half pound tins by
Xroccrs, labelled thus:
JAMES EPPS & co., Homeopathic
Chemists London, Eng. i3-mts-W
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TIoR SALE-TwO STORY FRAME
II at Fourth and DUPONT SITS. Cheap.
Apply at this oiiice. m9o-f
TOR sALE-A COLLECTION OF
carriages at fair prices WIN. HAMMOND.
2nd aud French streets. mh-24-3mi
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BALTIMORE
& OHIO
RAILROAD.

Schedule in offoot March 20. 1891.
TRAINS LEAVE DEL, AVE. DEPox.
EAST BOUND. n.
sExpress trains.
so T. a. 0r IN; s .is !. 1ss 50 Il y
New York, Sundays, 'sls. u 10 4. "a,
'is %, % -. 't6S. Tnp. m.
Boston, . 50 y. M. daily. with Pwiiwpn
Bosson wissoSs sSsSse VIA f .sSS ~.
sic Bridge, landing passengers in y. S &,
:, F & 4 ysst SSy.s sss
|.il 90 II. M, .Ia 70, 90, % Is. d5, &lb, AVA
Is %. o Is, q 81, IS, Qll. 10 90 n. m.
5;S. ssS 7 go "a; ~ y; !oS; .i.s, ~.
Chester. week days, = IS. 8 90. Q q. ~
y ~. 80 q ~, geo, - 50. 1000, 'io o.. IL %
a. M. l 90. g Is. SOS. 4lo, $40. . 81. eAk
q q. 7sa, g u, 600 p. N.
q o. II 20 d. IN. %. . 4s, 30s.t 10. ad.-i "
u 10, y Al, IS, o II, 10 90 p. m.
Atlantic City, week DAYS, y 10 a.. ma
zig 81, 20 As p. m. Sunday, u 10 a. m. 4 ~
y " WRIST BOUND.
baltimore and washington, y 50, IN
. Y. go IS 2 m. ia IL, - o. %. . o6, = -
IS "a y. N. daily.
Baltimore aud way stations. 7aO n y.
baltimore and principal stations on
Philadelplna Division, 10 IS a m, both
Newark, Dol, 81 50, ] 20. IS II, 10 IS a. IN.
daily. "
Pitfsburg, IS Il a. m, IS os D. m. daily,
Chicago. . Al am, IS 06 y. IN. both daily.
and g % p. M. both daily.
singerly accommodation 20 a,m., es5,
Is 10 and II 10 y. m, daily.
LandenbeIE accom- mediation, week.
sundays. o so a. m. and 8 on. M.
TRAINS LEAVE MARKET sTREEH
STATION.
For Philadelphia, week days, 6 81. ESQ.
y 80, IS 20, ~ IS al - a. an, IL IS, th ~
8 90 y. m. Sundays, 80 .. M, lsD, ~
For Baltimore. week days.s IS, O 10, ss %.
10 -, ~ - q. m. } -. IS % p. IN. suRdaga
Baltimore and principal stations On
fhiladelphia Division, ~ 80 q. m. daily
FOR I.andenberg and way stations.
week days. . %. 1890 q. m., as. 8 % p. q.
Sundays, 925 q. N. aud 8 90 p. IN.
Chicago. = oa; m daily, oxeept SUN
Plttsbdrg, IS 70 u. m. daily.
Cincinnati and St. Louis, 'llss O. N.
daily except Sunday.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOB VII,
MISGToK.
Daily. a2t. sos. GI5. 7s5. 'sls. so.
40 90, 10 O5. I'll as n. NJ, ls % noon, u Is.
y 90, a. o. = 81. IS, % 10 10. . u, y ".
sunday, u u, 6 Is, % is, 8 30, 80 90, 1905.
I'll IS u. M, u % noon, i IS, 8 90, 't3i, Az
RS ~, & 30, q ~. y 10, 10 10, IL 50 y. nj.
Telephone No. 1873.
As- Hates to western points lower than
Via any other limo.
Ut ODELL, c. o. ScU Lis
General Manager. 0entl Pass. Agen
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Walter Joseph, house and sign paint
err, shop No. COS Nest Second street.
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Dr.G.F.THEEL

W. st., below Green,
philad'a. acknowledged
by the press and public
as the leading and reli-
able specialist in diseaR-
% Of both sexes SKIN
DISEASES, BLOOD Poi-
SON, DISCHARGES, In
PLANTATIONS, BLADDER,
HrnNWya Heart IuDOa
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D,oR sALE-oNEGo GOOD WORK HORSE
II Apply at the Northwest corner OF
6th and Spruce streets ap-l0-6t
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HoRsEs FOR SALE-FoUR RE
IL liuiie family and driving horses;
-four fine heavy work horses; two speedy
road horses; one splendid saddle horse:
to ouick buyers Call quickly IL viii pay
Won. at Wilmington Boarding Stables ga
". 9Th street, Wilmington, Del.
Telephone ga. ap-b-lm
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For Rent


Room, suitable for carpenter, paint OF
Storage. Apply at this ONCE.
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A TTRNTION PERSONS DESIRING
n pure drugs and chemicals or wishing
their prescriptions OF private receipts
carefully compounded with pure mat
eriala. should go to the drug store of IL, r.
BRINGHUHST. No. 3l7 Market street.
Wilmington. Del.
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Henry D. Howell died at his reoi-
dence in Middletown, on Wednesday
morning, from an attack OF pneumo-
mia, aged about rs years. He leaves five
children, Mrs. r. 2; Mckee; Mrs; Rich
ard Lockwood, Mas Sadie Howell,
Charles Howell and John Howell.
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SALE

On THURS Dhl. Mt IkII % Io5I'
At o'clock p. M.
9 horses. Z COWS, of them withHSIHl
calves by their side, one close spring -E-u
Ter and yearling heifor. shoat rigs.
dearborn. l no.top buggy. l sleigh. two
horse sled. moving machine. horse rake,
hay bed. grain faR. grindstone, twin har-
rows two ouitiyntors, plows. roller
wheelhaTrow, 5o-bushel chest OK chain,
COW chains. post spade crowbar. block
and fall, forks. rakes. shoyels, hoes. NOW
ing scythes maui and wedges axe. sets
OF stage harness set dearborn harness.
/ set carriage harness. hay and straw ty
tho ton. wheat in the ground. and many
other articles. Conditions at sale.
MARC ARET ID. C0NNEIIB, Adminis'r.
]. G. Robinson, Auctioneer.
ap-lb-ltw-5td
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Great reduction in winter under,
wear. L. A. Shannon, 305 West Second
street.
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THOR sALE.-ONE GOOD SECOND
p hand square piano, sib. Agent for
Dehning piano. For tone and durability
1t cannot be excelled. WILLIAM ZOL-
PER, COS King street, practical tuner and
maker OF pianos and orRans.: mie-tt
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+, ~ PESHYEOfAf. PILLS
arc Tie uuly genuine Pehayfoyu, Ffls y ads.
1'wonty-ftve years experience. SOLD by Drug
sfsts. Onice, 83 n. Ninth street, Phila. By
inrii or a. cnlce, ". Advice Tres. Ladies' be-
ware or limitations. i-s5
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UTASTED-ALL PERSONS WHO
w cook aud bake to send for tho best
cooking stove in tho world. Price sl2.
SIS, $50. Tertns-lO per cent discount
cash with order or one-half with order.
balance at 60 days.
j3o-d-w-ly brooklyn. N. Y.
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The following described real estate. viz;
All that certain piece, parcel or tract of
land Situate. lying and being In the viii
lage of Christlana, White Clay hundred,
New Castle county, Del.
Beginning at a stake. the corner OF land
of Annie Mills and James Smith. on the
south of union line and running south
along and with tho line OF the aforesaid
Annie Mills and James Smith, 30 feet TO a
stake in said line; thence west through
land of the aforesaid Annie Mills 30 feet
to a stake in the line of land of the afore-
said james Smith and John Davisi thence
along and with said line north 80 feet to a
stake ON the south side of the aforesaid
union land. thence east along the line of
said lane 10 feet to the place OF beginning,
containing 500 square feet of land. he the
same more or less, with two story frame
building thereon erected.
Seized and taken In execution as tho
property of Isaac Taylor Henry Bayard,
George Hardin. William Faucettand John
II. Davis. building committee of Mount
Zion Tabernacle No. 8, Brothers and Sis
tors OF MOses and TO be sold by
WILLIAM SIMMONS, Slhorin.
Sheriff's Office. iimington, April
IA. 1901, ap-l4-eod-6G
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-==H Hs
WANTED.

Try Dursteins Sonitiania Popular
Havana Be ciRar, 8 East Second street.
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TOR SALE CHEAP-A GOOD SEWING
y machine. Address Sewing Machine"
this Office. ap-l3-4ts
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
II ALTO PARANA.
Some Wonderful Scenery i'm = ReEtoa
seldom Visited by Travellers.

some Wonderful Scenery in n ReEkoa
seldom Visited by Travellers.
We leave Corientes at 6 p. m, and
at a distance of eighteen miles reach
the Tres Bocas. the confluence of the
Paraguay and Parana rivers. In broad
daylight it is curious to observe the two
streams at the point where a long sandy
spit marks thcir junction. The waters
of the Parana are of a dirty green color,
while those of the Paraguay are vel
lowish brown. and for several miles the
two mighty streams low parallel and
unmixed, the meeting of the two being
marked by a long line of foam. form
ing, as it were. a white cord stretching
down the middle Of the river, and sep
arating the green waters from the
brown waters.
The Parana makes a sharp turn east
ward, and under the name Of Alto
PaTana may be followed on the map
up to about the nineteenth parallel of
latitude, where it is formed by the con
fuence of the two rivers Paranahyba
and Rio Grande. A few leagues lower
nOMA NAlG EOAAEEE u AAAG NlTtaAA - AAuCI-
rupted by the q cataract of Urubupunga-
From this point it runs south-southwest
as far as the twenty-fourth parallel,
where it is acain interrupted by the
cataract of GUayra.
The region reversed thus far belongs
TO Bsazil, an was occupied by Jesuit
reductions in the Sixteenth century.
Doubtless H. the more OF less distant
future. wh'l ways Of communication
have been created, all this fertile terri
tory will once more be occupied. At
the ataract of Guayra the frontier of
Paraguay begins, and the river runs
from north to south, bounding the re-
public, and then from east 70 west, I'M
I'll it joins the Paraguay. The few
travellers who have seen the cataract Of
Guayra describe the falls as being as
fine as those of Niagara. but unfort-
unately they are still in the midst Of
solitudes 20 which access is difficult.
The Salto de Victoria. some twenty
miles from the confluence of the Y-Gua-
zu and the Parana, is also said TO be
very magnificent, and somewhat easier
of aecess, but as yet few travellers have
seen it. The navigation Of the Alto
Parana is difficult. but practical up to
a certain point. The Piatense com
pany runs a passenger steamer three
times a month from Corrientes TO Pc
sadas and the intermediate ports-LO-
mas, Santa Isabel, Ituzaingo. Posadas.
on the COrrientes side, is 225 miles from
the confluence of the Parana and Para
quay rivers. From Posadas a smaller
steamer of the same company runs
twice a month up TO Tacuru-Pucu, a few
miles above the confluence of the
Y-Guazu, and about 400 miles from
Corrientes.
Beyond this point nc screw or paddle
steamer has been able to conquer the
rapids, currents and eddies. The whole
Of the banks Of the Alto Parana, from
Villa En~carnacion up TO the SIlto de
Guayra, are covered with forests of
yerba mate, or Paraguayan tea, and
the chief traffic is the transport of this
article. Theodore Child in HarperS
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

Some twenty years ago, when prose
BUTTONS for ''ritualism" were In vogue,
a high church clergyman was appointed
to a country parish near TO a low
church town He was youngish and
unmarried. and SO was his eurate. The
local newspaper, ever jealous for evan.
geIcal truth, soon informed its readers
of the new rector's crimes. He turned
to the east; ne bowed TO the Gloria; in
the pulpit lac wore a s~urplice-that
characteristic garment Of the scarlet
woman. And there was one accuse
ton which touehed both the rector aud
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
SUMMONS.

state Of Montana, County Of Custer.
In Justice Court, before Z. s. Beeman, Justice
Of the Peace,
A. d, Howard and A Nee. Howard, oo-partners
a. A. d Howard q Brother, plaintins, "a. Andrew
q. Vance, defendant.
Tbe state Of Montana sends greeting 70 the
sheriff OF any constable Of said county; You are
hereby commanded 10 summon Andrew g. Vance
10 Be- aud appear before the undersigned, one OF
the Justices q the peace IN and for said county,
on the eighteenth day % june 1891, a. 20clock
u. M, a. nv once a. Rosebud IN said county.
The above action was brought 70 recoyer the
sum ofthree hundred dollars due said plaintins
according 20 the conditions o. . certain promts-
sory nOts given By said defendant, Andrew O..
Vance, 10 said plaintiffs, A. d. Howsrd& Brother,
said note dated April I'D. 1885. with Interest a.
the rate Of % per cent per anuum.
And you arr hereby not ned that IN you fail 20
appearadd answer 20 the nlaiutina' complaint
the plaiuiifs vii iake Jutgmeit against you TOT
the amount de on said note. together with costs
a. this soft according 20 the prayer Of said com
plant and "a demand Of said complaint.
Given under my hand this eighth day of1une
Z. 8. BEEMAN, Justice ofthe Peace.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

$50 il, KeIlyi git down to it'll Let's
see you make a home runi What yer
done with yer style, Radfordi Git on
TO the crook in Brouther's backl" Such
remarks AZ these were being addressed
by a crowd of haunting street urchins
to a party Of four men, three of whom
seemed pretty near being old men, for
their faces, unshaven for a day or two,
had a stubble Of white beard. their
backs were bent a little, and their gait
was stiff Yet these venerable men
we're dressed up in jaunty baseball
suits, with natty caps and jackets. and
Eouave trousers coming Just below the
knee; and below those, red stockings
and baseball shoes Every man Of
them carried a bat. as II he were on the
way to play a game at ball; but. erect
ed on the shoulders of each. was a big
placard, which told that these were not
baseball players at all. but only adver
tisements.
They continued to parade idly up
and down the streets. exactly in the
gutter; and they still continue 10 do so,
as the Listener noticed this very morn
ing. The boys guy them wherever
they go, and they grin sheepishly, con
scious Of their humiliation. No doubt
they are poor men who need money
badly from day TO day. for they could
hardly be persuaded to subject them
selves t. this ridicule If they were not
In need; and honest, too. since a dis
honest man would find something less
irksome 70 do. They ought to be
photographed for the benefit Of coming
generations. as a faithful Illustration Of
the spirit Of enterprise In the Nineteenth
century. - Boston Transcript
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

A new process for the manufacture
Of gas from petroleum has been put
into practice at Kittanning, Pa, by
which it is claimed that gas can be
manufactured at one-half the cost OF
the old, and is much better for mumi-
mating purposes. The method is a very
simple one, consisting Of a feeder and a
system of retorts. These retorts are
kept at a certain heat, and the oil forced
through them into a receiving tank
filed with water. When the heated oil
strikes the water it turns into gas, and
is conveyed from there to the supply
tank, ready for use. 1t is said thai
1000 feet of gas can be manufactured
from M barrel of Lima oh-New
York Telegram.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

1t is a very curious and remarkable
fact that people who live in hall rooms
at boarding houses drink bottled milk
before going 10 bed. Each little dairy
10 boarding house neighborhoOds. espe-
cially cross streets between Sixteenth
and Thirty-second, do a thriving bust
ness in selling bottles Of fresh milk. A
walk on any Of these streets any morn
ing will reveal the presence Of a milk
bottle on the sindow ledge of nearly
every house on the block. These will
mark with unfailing regularity the po-
sition Of the hall room in an ordinary
New York house. New York Recorder.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
A city Of Pitfalls.

Ever since the Cimean war many OF
the populous thoroughfares Of 0deAa
have been undermined In 1854 a Law
wa framed by the municipal council
Cdooma). making IL obligatory upon
every landlord to ill up the mine which
opens from his premises But obedi-
ence 10 that law was never insisted
upon. and the house owners ignored
its existence. OF late several accidents
have occurred where the ground on
the streets and sidewalks caved 10 and
fell into the mines. The municipal
council contemplated the enforcement
Of the law. but the house owners pre-
sented a petition against this measure
on the plea that the mines are used a.
cellars for the storage of goods, and u
they should be filed up their proper
ties would deteriorate in value.
Hereupon the city council adopted q
resolution obliging the landlords to line
the mines which open into their houses
with cemented walls so that the ground
above them should not cave in. In
cases where this cannot be done the
mines must be filed up. The landlord
who fails to do one thing or the other
win be responsible for all accidents that
may be caused by his negligence. and
be liable to an administrative fine" fos
disobedience. The board Of city archi
tects. moreover. drew up a plan of all
the mines in the city. marking thoss
which can be made secure and thoss
which must be closed
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
The rightIng O.trieh.

A sturdy newcomer. some six feet in
height, laughed at the warnings that
were given him when he set out for a
walk. and disdainfully refused the pro-
lection of a ~tacSey-a thorny branch,
the dexterous use of which will keep
the ostrich at bay-averring that he
twas not afraid Of a dicky birdl" He
was missed. and discovered some hours
after by a search party most uncom-
fortably perched on the top Of an iron
stone bowlder, and slowly g%rilling I'M
Ter the African sun. while the ''dicky
bird" did sentry up and down, watch
ing him with an evil eye.-London
Spectator.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

The Friday afternoon rehearsals of
the Symphony orchestra, as is well
known, are attendC - a great con
course of women.
One afternoon H.. doors had just
been opened, and ti.cre was a grand
rush up the stairs FOR the unreserved
seats in the second balcony "a tho
crush one woula Sized some Of her dne
feathers in the shape of au overskirt.
The assistant manager held it up and
cried, Here. madam"
She turned and looked, bu. music
and a good seat had charms. Keep
it for me" she said. and hurried on up
the stairs. -BOston Globe.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

dog had been buried
Nov. II was not deemed best to
anger the king by refusing to do as he
commanded. 80 Mr.. Arnot took up tho
body Of the dog and threw IL into the
river and paid a fine. All they can
pay with Is cotton cloth. and Of this
Mr.. Arnot had to pay forty yards But
he did not sprinkle the blood Of the
chicken on the ground, because that
would look like paying homage to the
spirits However, there vas an old
native who felt that this must be dOna
In order TO avert evil consequences. 80
he killed the chicken and went through
The ceremony. " New York Tribune.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

Say, skinny" said one newsboy to
another Saturday morning. did yer
nee SaryT'
skinny" was about the only OF
his kind who got into the theater and
saw Bernhardt, and he felt his oats.
So he answered shortly, Yep"
what did yer think nv herr and
half a dozen newsboys crowded around
him TO hear his opinion
We'll" said skinny" slowly, wen
t comes ter bowin' an pointin' an
actin. she's nj er sight but as fel
talkin' Wy. she amt in IL, sect Ny
baby brudder's only ten months old
an kin understan' more he says than
wat she did Rochester Democrat
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
Describing wales.

The average British rough has not
much respect for his future king. The
day at EPSON / was on the track,
and a crowd was watching II. r. H,
who was standing in the Jockey club
stand. One tough, better informed as
TO H. r HIS personality than his fell
low, was pointing 'Tum Tum" out.
That's i'm there with the white
clobber round his choker, said one.
'No. no, that amt i'm" said the
other; that's i'm a rubin of is
bloomin' snout."
A nice way 20 describe a prince blow
ing hiE nose.-LOndoR Letter.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
Tbsy Doa't Bury TbsII Dog. mere,

A letter recently received from a.,
American missionary in Central Africa
reveals a curious bit Of superstition on
the part Of the natives in regard TO the
6urying Of dogs The letter says The
king of Bihe made a great disturbances
because Mr.. Arnot. a Scotch mission
AIRY, buried in the ground a dog which
he had been obliged to kill The chief
sent word that this was a crime. and
that the missionary must take up thu
body and throw it into the river After
this he must kill a chicken and sprinkle
Is blood upon the ground where tbs
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

Geology reveals 70 us The fact that
classes Of animals rise and fall, are en-.
allied and then brought low, just a.
empires among men. The deinosaurs
we're not destined to remain for more
than a certain time in their exalted po-
sition. Already In the New Red Sand
rome period the usurper had appeared
On the scene in the shape Of humbla
little quadrupeds, creatures apparently
unable to cope with their rivals Of the
reptile class. but destined, as ages
rolled on. to grow in powey and
strength. and 50 to attain the proud
position they now occupy.
One cannot help wondering how .
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04
A rhrinr Mind.

The Collegian-ShaIl we be engaged
again this summer or mott
The Accommodating Girl-It's just
as you say.
The Collegian-Well, we might as
well be engaged then-but you won't
expect another ring, will youiAMun-
sey's Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

sictory was accomplished. But 1 y
had a more developed brain tharIEsS
tiles; that would give them an hS
mems advantage in the struggle for
existence" Thus Il would seem that
brains carried the day, and 50 mann
mails now hold the field" against all
their enemies. Chambers Journal
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

At present the exports Of French silk
goods amount to about $50, 900, 900
francs per annum. England and the
United States are the leading purchas-
ens, taking over two-thirds of the whole
amount exported Then come Ger
many. Switzerland, Belgium, Spain,
Turkey and Italy in the order men
6oNed.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

Chloride of ethyl, a colorless nquld
Of agreeable odor, has been found to
be AN excellent ~refrigerant and has
been quite useful in cases of seiatca
neuralgia and toOthaehe.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

In the great animal market at Ham
burg, In Germany, giraffes sell at 81, 900
a pair, chimpanzees go at $500 apiece
and select lots Of Sumatra monkeys at
$1,000
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-08-04

In the way of satiical humor the fol-
lowing will require a deal Of beat
ing. A hanson" was being driven
along aleading thoroughfare ata pretty
mart pace when another cab, coming
from the opposite direction, ran into It
with Just sufficient force TO lodge the
eoIliding horses head on the back Of
the other horse.
The expected outburst of strong ad-
I~ectival language did not take place,
bot instead the driver Of the hanson
that had been run into sat still, aud,
with whitening ~politeness, observed to
the other driver: When your 'Oss ave
seen all e wants to see across my 'osss
back, p'raps EN- get down. But bleS
yer arr. there amt no 'uTy."-LondOn
Tt-Bits.