The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-09-15

will be found an excellent remedy
for sick headache. Carter's Little Liver Pills.
Thousands of letters from people who have used
them prove this fact. Try them.
Little grill don't like this boarding house.
There is never anything to eat They always say
it's all gone-the nice desserts mean.
Nurse-That's because you eat at the second
table. always get plenty.
do you eat at the first table?"
on. no; eat with the cook and other servants
at the third table."-New York Weekly.
Ayers Sarsaparilla, highly concentrated, is the
most economical blood purifier that can be used.
Mr. Belnap-What is it mother?
Mrs. Belnap-Bottle of Sapatogy water Cephas
sent by Express.
didn't send it by freight If it ned been much
longer on the road 1T would hev spiled.-Texas
Siftings.
"Who hath not own'd with rapture-smitten frame
The power of grace, the magic of name?"
asks Campbell, the poet, in his pleasures of
Hope" Pleasures of Hope, forsooth Many and
many woman knows them no longer. They are
in despair about their health. They are run
down, debilitated, suffering from what they know
not. 1t may be dyspepsia, heart disease liver or
kidney disease; any or all of them. The sick
nesses of women are cured by DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription. That's where the magic OF a
name comes in. This improves digestion, inylg-
crates the system, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and palms, produces refreshing sleep, dis
pels nervousness and melancholy, and builds up
both the flesh and strength of those reduced be-
low healthy standard. 1t is a legitimate nsedi-
cine, not a beverage. Contains no alcohol to in
ebrIate; no sugar or syrup to sour in the stomach
and az distraoe II q q q N itq
position as it is marvellous in its remedial re-
suits.
Two Wits Meet
"Your memory is as short as your form is
lanky," sarcastically remarked perky little bar
rister to tall Yorkshire man, who was rather
slow to remember a particular date.
And the extreme length of your tongue, sir,
pensates for your legal insigni1cance, q was The
retort OF the witness, taking instant vengeance.
London Tit-Bits
Brash and wiry hair is made soft and beautiful
by Halls Hair Remover.
care you willing to work for your living?" she
asked of the two ltramps who were standing on
the porch.
"Yes I'M, we are" replied one of them earnestly
IAN yer kin bet we does IL dgestln the things the
wimmin along this rout gives us ter eaf."-Wash-
ington Star.
suffered from severe cold In my head for
months and could get no relief; was advised 10
use Ely's Cream Balm. 1t has worked like magic
in its cure. 1 am free from my cold after using
the Balm one week, and believe 1t Is the best
remedy .known.-Samuel j. Harris. Wholesale
Grocer, 119 Front St., New York.
An Age of Miracles.
DO any street cars run on this track?" she in
quired. "Pm stranger in Detroit If walk
on, will they overtake me?"
"Iney may, ma am-thls is an age of miracles"
was tne startling answer.-Detroit Free Press
II SICK headache Is misery, what are
Carters Little Liver Pills if they viii positivelv
cure it? People who have used them sneak
frankly of their WORTH They are small and easv
to take.
How far did you say it was from the station 70
the house, Dennis?"
"Two miles, SIR"
alreadyiI 'ee" over three'
o, well, sir, the roads are bad about here, so we
Inc prompt use OF Ayers Sarsaparilla will, in
Variably cure all affections Of the kidneys
Fannie-There comes that Dudele,oh ooo,r
Katie (resgned)-Oh, well, nresnma -,
have a cross to bear We al
Fannie Ipettishly)-You don't call h,,,, -
do you? Nah MN q cross,
Katie profoundly Quite so. He's -
tween cypher and suit of clothes Hna,rDo e
was sufferer from catarrh for ffteap yaar.
with distressing pain over my eyes. / used E,,,s
Cream Balm with gratifying results. Am annor
entity cured rren, Rutland, Vt.