The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-22

BAndmann'a ranch in MissoulARnnyAty
whore hs 10 learning to be a acton II,
writes us "a follows.
BENpMAN's RANTS ron EKrons,
END HoRsEs AND MILK
DAn MIssoui.A KoN1E.l
MEsrAa ENpApANpENr: Ave gat Won letter
from u vodtal mae a tank OF "a best lAye &C
an lern to be Ekter 80 aye reit bae Yor
RamanRton en- no tai In ,e ct es q mon vid
IA I'M Of Daniel Bandinau vod Ken lerr
mae u ext. aya 90 10 Msssola M hnl
Mestar Bendmsn en- tai him aye want TO DO
ekter, he been a guide fallcr. Aye don't
gone to work on dae smelter any now.
Mestar Bendman haze gat big place to learn
exiting on--hae esk mae first Of y gat
emmy mons en- give hem sex dollar, den
haze esk mae Of aye kan milk n kaw-aye ia |
him, ''Ras sir ree." Dae first dae aye vos
on dae rants haze tai mae to go At on dae
pasture en- see Of aye ken find Advin Boo to
haze tank some von steel hem. Aye work for
half day all ovar dae field on kom back at
nett on aye don't see Mestar Boots, den
Mestnr Bendman haze tal mae OF 90 dae
dae naem vod he kol Won ov dae beeg horses
vod haze got daerden has tai mae aye skal
60 TO bed en- dae stabel vcd dae kaws.
hae kome on woke mae hef pas tree klok en-
dae morning en- give mae two big tin meelk
paels, en- den hae sac to mae, "Avont! vas
sci. Rom vid mae on aye vii sho dee some
Of dae greatest works of nature" En- don
haze take on sho mae tree Yersy kaws vod es
gat big bloc spots on daer stomak. Haze
toll mae Won kaw es name Mag Marches,
Won Oofeelys on Won Lade Makbet. Aye
don't no befor dat a men have to monke
vid horses en- shikkens on kaws ven haze
goen to be ektor. bot Mestar Bendman es
guide ektor, en- aye tank OF 90 all rite. Dae
same morning abote klok sex aye hev to go
ento tawn vid Mestar Bendman ON dae
milk vagons Haze toll mae das forst tang
en- ektor hey to do es to lsrn dae route. Ve
stop en- front ov a big haus en- a fat Iris
woman kom OF of dae kitssn vid rade haer
en- a milk pitser en- he say to her, "Gude
fare maed! How fares ct vid dae
des morning?" She look on hem on tai
hem hem he es a krasy Dutsman on she
don't Won't eny monke besnes, bot yust dae
milk. Ven ve DREW away haze sac to mae,
Seltik vixen voodst make merry vid
mae?" Den aye tai hin aye tank 10 too,
bot aye don't no vod he meen.
We go home abote tan klok van haze sal all
~ dse milk. aye gat mae oful hungry en-
rye ask vod tain We. eat brakfest. hae
lac to mae, Sunny haired son Of the frozen
lord en- ekter skal not esk SUITS tangs.
Many taims aye fain rood brake mae fest,
BOT dae f1inty.harted lendloord hae skoffsd
den haze tai mae aye skal be hes
man. en- den haze tai mae to Iced
lac tree Jerseys OF to dae pomp ell Civ dem
water. aye hav to go en- bid abote tree
neil of ov rale fens. en- den aye got mae
leenar at tree klok. haze forgot abote
aye tank. Haze sac to mae aye
kali plae grove diRgar in Hemlet. en hae
ank aye mex big hit. hae esk mae of aye
10 Shekspeer. aye tel hem aye no an ekter
lame Mekgvire en- Butte site, but aye don't
10 Shekspser. den hae get med and holler
o mae 'Yest not unkoot ssrf, or aye vii
traik dae to dae .grond." haze got Rraet
OILS.
lac esk mae Of any no eny fair maid vod
.eed plae Yuliet to hes Romeo. Aye tell
aye no Betsy Larson en- Kristina Sven
en- johanna Bengston bot aye don't 10
,uliet. Aye tank ct es hard besnes to lern
0 be ekter, bot aye goen to silk to ct for
lie ayet. Aye is goen to be gravedig0er en-
[emlet eff aye hat to loos mae .yob har.
ye gosn to reit lettar bal Yon Mekgvire en-
ok hem of aye hat to kleen OF stable en-
,ed shikkens en- milk kaws en- SUITS tangs to
to be ektor. OF ca poody tuff, bot aye .
nix ct es oil rite. o. OoLAFsoN. :
Eff u reit bae mael mex dae lettar to
.estar Bendmans skool ov exiting on %rettle- |
lex krek, en- Missoula konte. O. o. l