The Windham County reformer. (Battleboro, Vt.) 1876-1897, 1891-02-20
GLIMPSES OLLIE.
Where They Said 1t.

Clara-Oh, 1 have so much to say to you.
Maud-And l to you. Let's go to the oper
to-night.-(Life.
Jonathan-"Order of Rebekah!" I'm
Wonder what the order of Re5ekah IS?
David-Order of Rebekah? Gosh, know
It's Come Jonathan! Get up and build tn,
trew
1t does not take woman many years tt
lind out that men are a mighty uncertain set
But man never entirely loses the deluslor
that somewhere In the world Is to be found
woman about ten per cent. nearer perfection
than the angels.-[Indianapolis Journal.
Mr.. Brown, on his way home from small
gathering of frienGs, reading the notice or The
door of the railway station: "Dogs must be
led through this building by cord."-Well
rs easy enough to find a cord. but where In
hunder am to get dog!-T Fliegende Bat.
| err
II sick headache Is misery, what are Car.
ter's Little Liver Pills II they will positively
| cure It! People who have used them speak
frankly OF their worth. They are small and
| easy 10 take.-adv.
An Expensive Luxury.
"Can you let me have some money this
morning. JOhnw asked Mrs. Hojack at the
breakfast tape.
why, gave you s25 only yesterday re.
yes, dear, but I bought half a peck of
apples."-I InterO ocean.
The American Abroad.
Brown Ito Robinson, who has been abroad)
And so you have returned from your long
iooked-forward-tO journey to the famous
scenes of the Old World, to the tombs of
statesmen, martyrs and philosophers, to the
sublime Alps, great London and gay Paris.
Ie,i me, od man. what have you done!
Robinson (pr0udlyi-I have raised beard.
-TPuck.
Miss Fithave-Don't you ever have chap
erons in Chicago! Miss Numberpine-YesL
had one for little while once, but mamma
neverd let me have another. Miss Fithave-
why, what did you chaporone do? Miss
eIoped with papa.
There is represented In Hoods Sarsaparilla
al me knowledge which modern research In
medical science has developed, combined with
long experience and careful experiment.-adv.
Cholly Ito Irishman ringing fog bell at fer
~ landtng)-Aw-my man. why Is this
bewell ringing! Irishman Cart you sees
you phool,it's because Ohm pullin' th'r.r-rcpe,
An Unfortunate Admission. ),
Guest-"Mv room pIeases me very much
What host Of pleasant recoIlectiOns. this
view Of the mountains brings to mindl"
Proprietor Ito clerk )-"Make q note of
that. Room 27--host of pleasant re collections
-one dollar. Fliegende Batter.
Temperance mIssionary-And does your
husband drink liquor?
Mrs. O'Toole-Bless y sowl: He hasn't
'iched drap fer three years.
4. M.-That's good thing. is Il!
Mrs. O'Tooie-A good thing, Is its An me
y has been . wilder ever since that day, and
wid i've childer to support.
Miss Mitteus-what does this mean Mrs.
Brotherton?
Mr.. Brotherton--Thss oh, these are just
! few socks. undescl0thes and coats that need
nendibg!
Miss Mittens-But?
Mr. Brotherton-Y You promised to be my
lister last night, you know; and my sister
ised to do all my mendlng before she was
For Over Fifty Years
sRs. WISsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
lsed for children teetbing. IL soothes the
hid. softens the gums. sllsys all pain, cures
Wind collie, and is the best remedy for Diar-
hes. Twenty-Five cents a bottle. Sold by
II druggists throughout tbe world.-adv.