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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
She Simply Couldn't.
From the Mers Letle

ETOH tfte NeUS LStt6F.
She could sing and she could play,
She could dance from night till day,
She could while the hours away,
So tits said;
She could skate and she could paint,
She could play the patron SAINT.
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make a bed
She could walk eight miles day
And play tennis charmIngly.
Flirting in saucy way,
Little scamp!
She could drive and play base ball,
She could make stylish call,
But She couldn't and she wouldn't
Clean lamp.
She could swim and she could row,
She could always have beau,
And I'm sure that we oil know
She was shy.
She could laugh and she could prance,
6he could play game of chance,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make a pie.
She could etch and write book,
She could vanquish with look;
She could win by hook or crook,
confess.
She could scold and she could fiout,
Sac could cry and she could pout,
But she couldn't aud she wouldn't
Make dress.
She could talk of church affairs,
But knew nought OF household cares;
Still I'm sure that none compares
With sweet Nan;
Even If she couldn't bake
Bread and pies and angel cake,
She enrsptured and she captured
A rich man!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
sohemes to Help cotton erowers.

| Schemes to Help Cotton Growers.
Quite number of plans for causing an
increase in the price Of cotton have been
suggested. The latest is that of E. NJ.
Stoeber, a very prominent farmer near
| Columbia s. C. 1t is that a trust company
| shall be formed in each county in the cotton
belt with a capital of from $50 900 to
! $780, 900. Each cotton grower shall sub
scribe one-thlrd of his crop to the company
in his county. This cotton shall be held for
twelve months, at the end of which time
| the companies shall he dissolved and the
cotton shall pass again into the possession
| of its owners. In other words, the scheme
is to hold one-third of the crop out Of mar
llet for year.
1t is doubtful if the scheme would cause
a rise in the price of cotton. The price is
affected by the visible supply, not By the
Withholding of cotton, unless the amount
withheld is sufficient to create an actual
scarcity.
| If it is known. with a reasonable degree
of certainty that the crop is S,000,000 bales,
the withholding of 1000, 900 bales for year
would not disturb the cotton market a
great deal unless the spinners should run
short of cotton. In that event cotton would
advance promptly. But as long as the spin
ners have their immediate wants supplied,
and know the supply is ample, it is not a
matter of much consequence whether the
cotton is stored on the plantations or in
warehouses in Liverpool.
There is just one way for cotton growers
to cause an advance in the price of cotton,
and that is to cut down the production to
the worlds actual needs. And it is about
impossible to do that because cooperation
among the cotton growers cannot be
secured. But in proportion as cotton ceases
to be profitable its cultivation will decrease
1t might be well to try Mr.. Stoeber's
plan, however. There is an idea among the
farmers that they can control the price Of
cotton, however great the crop may be, and
it is doubtful if they can he convinced to
the contrary except by experience. II Mr..
Stoeber's plan fails they may be less anxious
for the sub-treasury and government ware
| house scheme.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Despite all of Murat Halstead's vehement
protest to the contrary it appears that the
willy John R. Mclean has finally
got his graphing hooks securely fas-
tened upon the Cincinnati CONNER
eioi~ Gazette and is serenely manip-
ulating it from Washington through
the Office of his Enquirer at Cincinnati
Through Broker Morehead he got control
of the necessary stock and now Morehead
is in the business Office and an old Enquirer
man has control up stairs. So the Repub-
licans of Ohio stand in danger OF having the
high tariff war hoop pyrotechnics that they
have SO long been accustomed to get from
that source shut off at almost any time
without moment's warning. Now they
need newspapers worse than they did the
last time Mr.. Clarkson mentioned the mat
ter. Apparently the democratic Journal
lists are trife too many for their repubIi-
can opponents all round.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Notwithstanding their formidable equip
ments and bloodthirsty determination to
start in business two embryo Iowa
.desperadoes at Knoxville, aged IL and Is
years respectively, got themselves locked
up the first time they undertook to practice
their newly chosen profession. Apparently
it all came about because they were afraid
to fire on their selected first victim for fear
his horses would run away with them. So
they stabbed the marketman surreptitiously
in the back and would probably have stolen
some of his vegetables if they had not been
thrown out of the wagon and arrested.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

About the toughest job labor organiza.
ton ever undertook is the task the Chicago
carpenters have mapped out for themselves,
in trying to boycott Barnum's circus be-
cause the contractor did not pay full union
prices for work. BUT there will probably be
many a union man who will slyly dodge in
Just to take the children" after they see
the street parade. Very likely large part
of the union will al 10 be on hand ito see if
any union men break through the boycott"
They will probably find that quite num-
Der did make that very bad break
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Kaiser Bills government is talking some
very vigorous gutteral base German TO the
Chinese authorities about the recent reck-
lessness of the Celestial tcugns of some of
the eastern provinces. And the choleric
sovereign threatens to jump on the Mongols
with both feet just as soon as his other knee
gets well if they don't stop talking back.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Two of the principal qualifications of
prospective matrons OF the Chicago station
houses are total abstinence from flirting
and gossipping. Those restrictions will
render the desirable prison matron very
hard to find in Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Under the latest tactics Of Leader Malone,
The Virginia republicans will not allow their
forces to oppose the alliance at any point
where it has chance of success. They will
concentrate their strength wherever they
can help the alliance to defeat democratic
candidates. That is probably the policy of
the enemies Of democracy everywhere
They are simply using the alliance to help
them destroy the Democratic party wher>
ever they can discern a weak spot
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Because of the papal approval OF the
democratic theories of Cardinal Lavi-
gierie sympathizing with the French re-
public the Compile de Paris is said to have
shut off his regular subscription to the
pspal treasury. Compile de Paris is as bad
as the typical canrankerous country sub
scriber who stops his paper because it does
not altogether agree with him on matters
of public policy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Murderer Almy is now beginning to suffer
the full penalty for his crime in advance of
conviction. Newspaper picture-makers
have got at him and each one seems to be
following his own conceptions of what q
desperate Of the most malevolent type
should look like.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
OR NEW YORK OFFICE.

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the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
tina will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
Horse Lininent is Not Healthy.

AT Lowell Mass, five young men drank q
bottle OF horse liniment; two of them died and
another will PROBABLY not survive. This makes
four cases OF this kind within three weeks The
crying need Of the hour seems TO be a better
grade OF horse lniment for drinking purposes
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

What the Kansas alliance claims to be
chiefly bent upon now is the extinction of
the commission men, whom they claim
get an unduly large share Of the proceeds
from the sale of farm products. They want
TO deal with the retailers direct
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
CURRENT COMMENT.
But What I'm Him Lies2"
From, the Ne,o Yor& Recorder (Rep.,

!. FfVht LNe NetO ON hec0Tder lhep.).
Postmaster General Wanamaker is all right
He declares that whatever in him lies will be
done to give this city better postofice service.
The question rests WITH congress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
How the SPECTATORS Harvest.


The excitement in the grain market has sub
sided. The spectators have had their rake
Off, and there will be a subsistence until a new
lot Of victims can be coaxed into the fold.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
Small Success May Require To Many
i' Stems.
From The PhlddeIphia Tn07tirer Ire,

From the Phtddelpnid inquirer (Rep).
Only about one in ten of the Spring Garden
bank depositors has taken steps to recover what
be can from the wreck of the concern. Can
you wonder at the Kennedys for helping them
selves to cash that was so carelessly looked
afterl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Any one who wants JOB as chancellor
of Germany should apply at once to the
brisk young kaiser. There will probably be
q vacancy in that branch Of his business
pretty soon. and he will have to look about
for good man to wobble around in Bis
marck's shoes. Should he find it necessary
to recall the old veteran, it would be tacit
acknowledgment that the country cannot
get along well without him. Caprivi is said
to be contemplating an early resignation
because his authority has been restricted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

Most of the republican newspapers are
still very busy knocking about the country
looking for democratic presidential timber
that might tempt the party to drop Cleve-
land. Such indefatlgable zeal should be
duly appreciated. Still there is room for
surmise that it is not regarded quite as it is
intended to be. Meanwhile Mr.. Cleveland
serenely catches fish.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23
GROCERIES.
R.ESERVED!

This space is reserved
for D. B. LESTER GRO
Gerry Co., who have
something very import
ant to say to you next
week. LOOK OUT.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-23

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Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
Nothing Learned About H.
Jay Hanchette.
President Wells of the Chamber
of Commerce Talks.
He Does Not Regard the Disappear
ance as Serious.
Be In Texas-Another Report That
He Is in Yellowstone Park.

The chamber OF commerce rooms were
besieged all day yesterday by persons
anxious to know if anything had been
learned as to the whereabouts of the
missing secretary, II. Jay Hanchette.
Up to the present writing, however,
nothing has been learned.
In an interview with HERALD re-
porter yesterday, G. M. Wells expressed
himself as follows:
IT have not, nor do regard Mr.. Han
chette's silence and disappearance as
serious. In conversation with me a
short time previous to my departure, he
talked seriously of going to Texas to look
after some property there to which he
and his brothers were heirs, and which
was in the possession of those who had
no right to it. Some correspondence had
passed between the parties, but from
what he told me judged
that his chances in the matter
were 80 small that the trip was
not worth while, and used all my pow
ers of persuasion to dissuade him from
making the trip. think it likely, how
ever, from the fact that he was seen to
take train for st. Louis, that he sud-
denly decided to make the trip. In
Texas he may be at distance from tel
egraph offices and newspapers, and may
not soon hear of the fact that he is sup
posed to have met with foul play, not
withstanding the wide publicity given
to the matter by the Associated Press
dispatches of Sunday night. 1 shall not
regard the matter as serious for week
at least"
A telegram was received at the cham
ber of commerce from G. d. Hanchette
yesterday asking if Mr.. Hanchette's
baggage had arrived here as yet. A
constant watch has been kept at the
railroad station for some days, but the
baggage certainly has not arrived.
A HERALD reporter yesterday visited a
married sister of Mr.. 'Hanchette's, who
lives outaat Cahuenga. but her informa-
tion was not so recent as that already
obtained, her last letter from her brother
being dated about the 1st of the month.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
A Gard.

To the Editors of THE HERALD, Los Angeles:
GENTLEMEN-The following facts may be Of
benefit to the public:
For three years l suffered much from what
was led to believe was Blind Piles, and had
recourse to several so-called specialist doctors,
without any beneficial result whatever. AS day
after day my sufferings only increased, l at
last consulted DR.. ZabaIa, of this city, at his
office, "Ducommun Block" who, after formal
examination, at once informed me that the
cause of my suffering was FistuLa, which an
operation would be necessary to remove. This
operation he performed on the 23d day of April,
last most skillfully and successfully. The
result has been so satisfactory, that l feel as if
ten years had been added to my life, and in
gratitude for the relief afforded me, publish
this, my testimony, in favor of the said DR..
ZABALA, for his able and intelligent treatment
of my case. Yours truly,
PROF. A. CUYAs, A. M.
$40 Buena Vista street
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
NEWS NOTES.

Coroner Weldon held an inquest last
evening touching on the body of three
year-old child found drowned about
three miles out of town.
There are undelivered messages at the
Western Union telegraph Office. corner
Court and Main streets, May IS, for
Mrs. Hannah Armstrong. l.. L. Pointer,
John F. Foster, G. M. Fairbanks.
The second number of the Association
Record, the Y.M.C.A. paper, is just
out, and presents remarkably neat
typographical appearance. 1t contains
much matter of interest to association
members.
Mary Lockwood Adams, the wife of
Albert o. Adams, will be buried at 10
O'Clock this morning from the Christian
church on Temple street. Mrs. Adams
never recovered from the shock of the
death of her son about month since.
A ire was discovered at midnight last
night in the rear of the saloon at 254
South Spring street, by Special Patrol
The blaze was almost extinguished be.
1OIc Iilc uCpdA tACAI alilNCo. Dohho6S
less than $10O.
Some individual got away with glass
sample case of the Los Angeles glove
factory, on Spring street, on Saturday
night. The case was hung at the foot ol
the stairs, and was probably taken for q
Joke. as no thief could realize very much
on an article of that description.
The night school at the Newsboys
home. 319 East First street, was opened
Monday evening. 1t is in charge of Pro
fessor L. G. Lehmer, an able teacher
The attendance was good. The schoo
will be held every evening but Satur,
day, from Z to 8 80. Boys not connected
with the home will be admitted.
A meeting OF the board of directors OF
the Southern California Band associa-
ton will be held at Pomona, on Thurs
day, May 21st. Every band in Southern
California is expected to send delegate
and cooperate in the proposed grand
band tournament in this city some time
in August.
The large increase in the use of bicy-
cles has given rise to new institu-
ton in the shape of bicycle club on
the general plan OF the old watch club
A club Just formed consists of forty-two
members, who pay $3.50 each per week
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
IN YELLOWSTONE PARK.
A Chicago Dispatch Says Mr. Hanchette
Ia Alive and Well.

CHICAGO, May 18.-There is little
doubt in the minds Of the police that H.
Jay Hanchette, the missing manager Of
the California orange carnival, is alive
and we'll and in Yellowstone Park. AL
Beaumont, the doorkeeper of the car
nival, has direct information that it was
Hanchette's intention to spend month
in Y Yellowstone Park to restore his phys.
ical energy, which was run down from
0verwork.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
STILL UNKNOWN.

The Whereabouts of Mr. Hanchette Not
TfA Yet Discovered.
CHICAGO, May 18.-The whereabouts
of FL. J. Hanchette of Los Angeles, is
still unknown. One friend says Han
chette telephoned him on the 7th that
he was going to Kansas City and would
90 from there to Los Angeles. Inquiries
are being made in railroad circles. A
man who was one of the employees of the
orange carnival says Hanchette told him
on May 9th that he was going to leave
next day for Los Angeles via Yellow
stone park.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
A QUEER STORY.
An Alleged Plot to Secure an Insan
Mans Property.

mans Property.
A man named j. d.. Walker was
brought in from San Pedro last evening
and booked at the police station. Walk
er is an old miner from Arizona and has
quite large amount of property. His
brother, who delivered him to the Of
ficers, tells strange story regarding the
unfortunate mans condition and recent
experiences. Walker, it seems, had a
stroke of paralysis some few years ago,
and since then his mind has at times
wandered. According to this brothers.
statement these attacks come on with
the approach of hot weather, but dur
ing cool and pleasant weather Walker
is perfectly sane. The brother claims
that of late the patient, who has been
in Arizona, has been doing
well, and that the present at
tack was brought on through q
deliberate scheme on the part OF out
siders to get hold of Walkers money.
Walker was locked up in an asylum at
Tucson, and driven into a state of fur
ious insanity, finally being rescued by
his brother, who brought him to Los
Angeles.
For a little while he seemed to be
quiet enough, but last night began to
smash the furniture. and was taken to
the station. He will probably be sent
to Napa as soon as he can be examined
before commission.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

1855, he turned
his attention to
theology and at
tended the Episco-
pal Seminary at
Alexandria, Va.
He was graduated
there in 1859, and
the same year be-
came rector of the
Church of the Ad-
vent in Philadel-
phia. Three years
later he went to
the Church of the
Holy Trinity, in
the same city, and
in 1869 he returned
to Boston. He be-
came rector of
Trinity in that
city, and has made
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

lJ one OF CHe DeSG KHOWn HOUSES OF WOrSnIp
in the country.
AS a preacher DIR. Brooks towers far
above most of his fellows. He is distinctly
Low Church. In spite of this his wonder
full eloquence has made him eagerly sought
for by all parties. Since becoming rector
of Trinity DR.. Brooks has refused a pro-
fessorship at Harvard, and in 1886 he re-
fused the offer to make him assistant
bishop of Pennsylvania
His sermons have been printed, and the
volumes have large sale. He has pub
lished several books, among which "The
Influence of Jesus" which appeared in
1879, and Baptism and Confirmation" in
1880, are notable examples.
Ask your druggist for Eucaloline if you are
troubled with catarrb
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19
BISHOP OF MASSACHUSETTS,.

The Mantle of the Late DIR. Paddock
Falls on Phillips Brooks Shoulders.
DR.. Phillips Brooks, who was chosen. re-
Gently by the Episcopal diocesan conven-
ton sitting at Boston to succeed the late
DR.. Paddock as bishop of Massachusetts, is
a giant physically as we'll as mentally, for
he is more than six feet tall, and is ac-
counted one of the best pulpit orators in
America. DR.. Brooks was born in Boston
Dec. 13, 1885. Graduating at Harvard in
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

Richardson & Son have secured the
agency of the Reynolds house and villa
paint, the finest material for such pur-
pose in the market. See advertisement.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

can, will, and do teach advanced,
double entry bookkeeping in six weeks.
Tarr, expert, 233 West First.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

A suit of clothes can be selected from
the largest stock in the city, made up in
the latest style, and fit guaranteed, by
B. Sens & Son, No. 213 South Spring
street, Hollenbeck block.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

The German-American Savings bank,
ia South Main street, compounds inter
est quarterly to its depositors. Five per
cent interest on term deposits.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-05-19

For passage to and from Europe cali
at Santa Fe ticket Office, l29 Nortn
Spring street, Los Angeles: For hfst
cabin apply early. Charles I. Parsons