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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

M. S. Chandler, of Red Wing, who was
ono of the delegates from the third dis
trict. Gen. Chandler and Hon. G.. e.
Hartley, of Duluth, had been voting for
Hon. Chauncy M. Depew; Hon. r. B.
Langdon voted for Gen. Alger. and the
rest of the delegates were solid for Judge
Gresham until Col. Ingersoll made his
laundering speech. Up to that time ali
efforts to secure any support for Mr..
Harrison from the Minnesota delegation
we're futile. But after considerable eff
fort, Gen. Chandler was convinced that
Mr.. Depew could not be nominated, and
cast about for another candidate. After
much talk and many conferences with
the Harrison crowd, he concluded to
vote for their candidate. It was intim-
ated that Gen Chandler's break for Mr..
Harrison would secure for him such
tavors as he might ask for in case Mr..
Harrison was nominated and elected.
do not wish to be understood as stating
that Gen. Chandler voted for the sue
cessful candidate on account of any
promise made to him; but after he had
concluded to cast his vote in that direc-
ton. the administration people were
very profuse in their compliments, and
said that they only wanted an opportu-
nifty to show how much they could do
for their friends. AS everyone knows,
Mr.. Harrison was nominated and elect
ed; and Gen. Chandler became candi-
date for Surveyor General of Minnesota,
position which he had held under
President Arthur's administration, and
which he filled with good ability. After
all he had done to secure the nomination
of President Harrison, he was probably
The least cared for of anyone in the race.
Those for whom he had done the most
and worked the hardest were the very
ones who turned him down the quickest.
But such is politics. It often seems that
when men who are after high positions
gain the object Of their ambition
they have no further use for the men
who helped to place them there. II is a
very thankless and unsatisfactory bust
ness to try to favor men politically. The
instances where they appreciate fully
the work done for them is so rare that
disappointment is sure to come to the
greater number. I have al along con
tended that the Harrison administer tion
was an ungrateful one, and this thor
gougbly proves it. Del Heatwole ID
Mortified News.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

The Currier railroad bill failed of
passage in the lower house. being de-.
feated by vote of Sc to 48. For this
the state can be thankful. What i'm
portantlegislation is really needed in
Minnesota on the subject of railroads
should be supplied by congress and not
by our legislature.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

Economy misplaced was never so
clearly illustrated as in the case of the
legislative appropriation for the Worlds
Fair. Fifty thousand dollars is not
enough by half for an adequate dis.
play. Our members seem to have for
gotten that we live in ore of the most
advanced and progl essive states of the
Union. .... .5-,r...
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08
Wednesday,, April s, 1891.

The idea of war with Italy is ridicu-
lous. Our wealth, power and above all
our reputation and good character, rs
"a nation that does not Willingly seek
trouble, is such as to put to rest all
rumors of war.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

Senator Hompe, the man with queer
ideas from Otter Tail, ought to feel
thankful that his bill, providing that
every contribution to a paner must be
accompanied by the name of the writer,
did not pass. Had it become law,
every newspaper in the state would
set Hompe down as nonsensical fool.
The annoying ridicule Of Minnesota edit
ors would be his portion forever after.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

Minnesota Republicans should not
make the mistake next year that they
have made in the past of allowing cou1-
tesy to destroy their usefulness in the
national convention. Ten years ago
it was in the power of the Minnesota
delegation to give the nomination TO
Mr.. Blaine, but their obstinate adher-
ence to Mr.. Window, as son of Min
nesota, with ten votes in the con-
vention, turned the tide in favor of a
another and deprived Blaine of the
victory. Without doubt the represent
tatives of Minnesota preferred Blaine to
all others, but too much courtesy led to
indiscretioD, and instead ofgetting what
they wanted or the next best thing, they
got nothing. There is danger Of repe-
tition OF just such action in the next
convention. Harrison is not the choice
Of Minnesota Republicans by any
means, but that same courtesy and in
fluence of office-holders may lead to
his nomination. Against this the Re-
publicans must guard. Blame is their
tavorite, and he should have the vote
of the delegation from the start. Cour-
I tesy IN politics is without its reward.
There was a time when it was appre-
ciated in politics, shut, to be plain, at
present it doesn't pay.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-08

There has been considerable OPPOSE
tion to the bill for the reimbursement
Of Redwood County for expenses in
Cured in the Rose and Holden trials,
but the Review is of the opinion that
the opposition would be less strenuous,
if the claims of Redwood county were
rightly considered. The principal objec-
ton is that the passage Of thebill would
establish a::bad precedent, but even this
is groundless, for the case of Redwood
county is altogether different from that
of Blue Earth and other counties that
have been referred to. The expense
which Redwood county has been forced
to shoulder comes from the trial of
n,urderers who were non-residents.
The crimes were committed within the
Redwood County boundaries, to be sure,
but neither the murderers nor the MUIR
dered ones were among her citizens. In
footing the enormous bill, the county is
loaded down with an expense that
should rightly have been borne by
others, and it is no more than right that
the state should come to it's relief, pre-
cedent or no precedent.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
The Compos;tion of Pearls.

Pearls are carbonate of lime, the
same substance of which the shell of
the oyster is composed, and are identi-
cal with the mother of pearl" which
forms the interior of the pearl oyster
shell. A high temperature will reduce
any pearl to common lime, and in the
heat of an ordinary fire pearl will
completely lose its identity and become
a pinch of white powder. All precious
stones are injured by high tempera-
ture; the diamond, being almost pure
carbon, is completely consumed at a
temperature somewhat greater than
white heat. When the Southern hotel
was burned in this city some years ago,
lady guest left her diamonds in her
room. As the gems were large and
valuable, careful search was made fol
them after the ruins had cooled, and
they We're found, but the intense heat
had covered every stone with white
crust where partial combustion had
taken place. Rubies, sapphires and en-
eralds lose their color on exposure tc
heat, while the semtprecious stones
such as the amethyst, topaz and garnet
are completely ruined by a compare.
lively low heat.-St. Louis Globe-Dem
ocrat., Ill.,
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

POSITIONS FOR THE DIFFERENT RANGES.
barbed wire fence with his rife in prime
military posture. Probably 1t would
be a good plan for militiamen to re-
member Mr.. Squires' rule of not point
ing a gun at anybody while struggling
with the barbs and uttering appropriate
remarks.
It's the disregard of this rule that ac-
counts for the accidents at sham fights.
How blank cartridges get mixed up
with loaded ones is q mystery, but they
do, sometimes. Perhaps the armorer is
in too great hurry and makes a mis-
take, or perhaps one or two of the men
happen to have loaded shells in their
pockets and put them in by mistake in
the excitement which even a sham fight
always causes. Then when the oppos-
ing forces get at close quarters an
there is a tremendous racket in the air
and guns are going off at close range
and with deadly aim, some one is apt to
get hurt. This happens even with the
blank cartridges sometimes, the mere
blaze and shock OF the report making
ugly burns at close quarters. Making
it the invariable rule to fire in the air
would obviate any possibility of acct
dent.
Two ladies once lived as close neigh
bors. Both had cherished sons, until
one day the son of Mrs. A. got hold of a
gun on the sly and by careless manage
ment blew his brains out. So soon as
Mrs. B. learned of the accident she
bought her boy a gun and arranged to
have him taught to use 1t properly. The
Mortified circumstances of the entire
neighborhood brought out the very sem
sible reply that it was better for boy
to have a gun and learn to use 1t than
to be left to get hold of one surrepti-
tiously without knowing how to keep
his skin whole.
Very different mothers must have had
two young men whom knew once who
We're hunting squirrels one day. When
they were ready to go home one of
them, holding his gun carelessly by his
side, pulled the trigger to discharge it,
not wishing to carry 1t home loaded.
just at that moment he looked up and
was frozen with horror to see his COM
papion standing in direct line of fire:
But the gun didn't go off. Miraculous
as 1t may seem, the flap of the shooters
open vest had strayed between the ham,
mer and the cap. 1t was an old-fash-
toned muzzle loading shotgun, and if 1t
had gone off the other fellows chest
would have looked like colander.
With vivid recollection of assisting,
one hot summer afternoon, to extract a
twenty-five caliber revolver bullet from
the small of the back of an associate
who had come into possession of It in a
very silly piece of boy play with an
other acquaintance, it strikes me that
a little care in handling weapons would
be wise, and might save some folks lots
of trouble. DAVID WECHsLER.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

Trains leave Waterbury for

Trains leave Waterbury for
BosToN-7so, a. m; 100. *s45, sos p. N. Return
, $40 a. m, 1890 M, 800, S:2O p. III.
Return $40 T. m; is:15. a:i5,i:SO D. m.
NEW YORK via Brewsters 500 a. m; 2:lo p. M
Return S20,a. M; 400 p. III.
NEW LOND0N-5:a0, ESQ a. M: loo, 4:05 p. IN
Return-7:45, 9:45 a. m; ESQ, 525 y. m.
turn sis, lO:45 a. n; i:83, les, 500 p. II.
WILL ANTIC .5:30,7:s0 a.nI. Il 90, *345 400 pm
Return *7:t5, 9ao, 11;sS m; ::l7, Sis, 7;ot
u. m.
tuFn-7:40 a. m; SEQ, 60 p m.
NEW HAVEN via plainville-- T:30 a, m. Return
-ilOi a. m: 5:55 y. m
HARTFORD $3.50, 7:sO. DOS a. m; 100, 1;c5, s:25
*s45 p e. Retggr nG $50 e;SS' lo:S5 a. m.
NEW BRITAIN $50, 7:SO. 9a5 a. W.; 100, *3:4l
a. m; ,os,a2O. T:i0, s:d7 T. m.
PLAINvILLE--5:3), 7:so, 9:O5a M; ,oo, *s:45, 4o5
4:30, 7:s1, 800 y. M.
BRISTOL $50, 7:sO, s:O5 a. en- 100, "s:45 1C5
m Retarn--'O.is, 7:io, 11:s5a. M; 1880, 4:iO
7:30. 0:15 u. IN.
TERRYVILLE-5:s1, $50, o:oa q m; 1:UO, "s:45
4.oS, so: Z; RI. ket1 gr $685. li;Se a
wATERvILLE-5:2O, 1880 M; 1915, 4:O5, s:.'
RetGrr-75s. "sAa,1I;b5 a. rn;b:o6, 500, Oh
p.m.
UNION CITY-fs:O5 Am; f5:i5 p. IN. Re
turn--fS4S u. IN fS:1o .. m.
TowANTIC-fs:05 a. M; f5:l5 p. m. Re
turn-fS:39 a. m; fS:02 y. m.
PoMPERAUG VALLEY sos n. m; 2:l0
5I5 pm. Rcturn-S:@5, u. M. 12:.O,1:4T u. III
HAWLEYVILLE- sos a. m; I:IU Bib p. IN
Return-s:O3 a. m, 100, T:20 =. m.
DANBURY-S:O5 a. m; 2:1O, b:l5, p. m. Return
7a7, 11:IS a. M; T:I0 y. III.
BREWSTERS-S:05 a. m; 2:1O, 5:I5 n. IN
Return-7:25, 11:2S a. M; G:42 p. IN.
FISuKII.I-ON-HUDSON aim; 2:1O, 5:I5: r
M. Return6:O0, 1880 Il. M, $50 p. m.
BUFFALO. nETRnIT, CLEVELAND, CINCIN
MATT, ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO aud western
points, S:05 a. m; a:10, BIS p. IN.
Sunday Mail.
b. Williams. Sup't, East Hartford,
A. q. Kendall, @. p. A. Boston
May. 10, 1891
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22


.'The military rule" he said, SIS al
ways to hold the piece with the muzzle
elevated. The men are so close together
that if man were to carry his rifle
nuazle down like hunter he'd be
plugging the legs of the man ahead of
him full of lead. The safest military
pose Is the familiar one with the rife
over the shoulder, muzzle slanting up.
OF course you know the four shooting
positions. standing at one hundred
yards. sitting or kneeling at two hum
bred, lying down at three hundred to
six hundred. Then. in the long range
matches they sometimes lie fiat on
their backs with the gun resting upon
the legs. That's hardly q military pos
ture, though. Now, when won the
marksman's-' ~
"How would you get over a fence
with gun?" .~
The marlxsman seemed q little stag
gered and didn't return a very satisfac-
tory answer. He seemed to think, how
ever, that it would be a pretty good
plan to carry the gun over a fence pre-
cisely as if on parade. I am myself OF
opinion that this wouldn't always be
easy. Imagine man going over high
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

he will without thinking about It
always observe this rule. When car
rying gun in the field most sportsmen
either carry it over the left arm, with
the muzzle pointing up and to the left
or under the right arm with the muzzle
forward and down. The second posi-
ton is the more convenient for quick
firing and on the whole better"
slow would you get over a fence car
rying a gun?''
''That depends on the fence.
wouldn't set the gun over the fence
with the muzzle up and get over on top
of it, and / wouldn't crawl through and
pull the gun after me by the muzzle.
Anything but q barbed wire fence /
would climb over carefully, holding the
gun in my hand and always aimed away
from any human being, preferably at
the ground"
slow early is 1t proper to give guns
to boys?"
"Under careful instruction, any time
after they are twelve years old boys
can carry light 16-gauge or 22-caliber
guns, but it is wrong to arm them with
heavy rifles whose balls carry long
distance. OF course any boy should be
taught 10 handle gun properly.
The season is just beginning when
militiamen are practicing rife shooting
ut numbers of field ranges, and in a few
| weeks the state camps will be under
way with sham battles and field work
of all sorts. Usually some men get hurt
during this mimic warfare, and ! went
from the gun store to ask Crcedmoor
marlxsman, who has won lots of badges
| for rifle shooting, if there was any way
| of avoiding such accidents
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
SAVES HIS STEALINGs.
A Robber and Murderer Who Keeps g
Bank Account.

A Robber and Murderer Who Keeps .
Bank Account.
A somewhat remarkable story was
told by bank president at the Buffalo
club the other day, says the Buffalo
Express. 1t was to the effect that
about twenty Thousand dollars was on
deposit In q bank In Buffalo to the
credit of q notorious cut-throat and
train-robber.
'We have money In our bank" said
the speaker, belonging to q man who
has probably committed fifteen or
twenty murders In as many years"
The startling statement caused some
surprise, but the name of the deposttor
was not mentioned. It was stated nat
no draft had been received on this ac-
count for a long time, but the depositor
is believed to be pursuing his vocation
of murderer and desperate In the wild
and woolly west. The. deposits, It was
said, were always made closely follow
ing sone train robbery, and 1t was NOR
ally certain that the depcsitor was con-
cerned in the thefts.
"On one occasion" said the banker,
this man was at a southern town sVdnd-
| ing on the levee and about to take a
boat down the river In order to escape
arrest for n crime. An old acquaintance
spoke to him, but, being told he was
mistaken, and persisting that he was
right, the poor fellow was deliberately
stabbed to the heart. That was during
the war excitement, when such muir
ders were of frequent occurrence.
Hence this particular one attracted
very little attention and no attempt
was made to arrest the murderer. He
figured in numerous crimes of similar
l x,ofY,y.<
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
WatGrbuTyFIGAlarn
LOCATION OF BOXES.

LOCATION OF BOXES.
4-Corner Willow and West Main streets.
6-Exchange Place.
12-Rogers & Bro.
14-East Main street and Wolcott road.
15-Corner Cherry and East Main.
21-Horse car railroad stables (private.)
23-Iron bridge, West Main.
24-Waterbury Brass Co (private.)
25-Corner johnson and Waterville.
26-Corner Prospect and Grove.
27-Junction North Main, Grove and
North Elm.
2S-Waterbury Manufacturing Co (private
32-Corner Washington and South Main.
34-Waterbury Buckle Co (private)
35-Benedict q Burnham Co (privAte.)
36-Waterbury Watch Co (private.)
38-Corner of Grand and South Main.
42-Corner of Union and Franklin.
43-Scovill Manufacturing Co (private.)
45-Corner Clay and Mill.
46-No Hose house, Baldwin street.
47-Corner Dublin and Doolittle alley.
312-Corner Meadow and Bank.
314-Corner Meadow and Cedar.
S21-Plume &c Atwood Co (private.)
323--Holmes, Booth & Haydens private.)
324-No Hose house, Brooklyn.
313-Randolph & Cloves.
SIGNALS. -.
One stroke 10 NJ.
One stroke calls the superintendent Of
fire alarm telegraph to the City hall.
Two single strokes, fire out or fire under
control, used as a recall.
Ten strokes quick will indicate gen.
eral alarm.
Fifteen strokes quick and repeat calls
out the militia.
INSTRUCTIONS TO KEY HOLDERS.
Be particular and remain at the box an6
direct the firemen to the fire.
Do not pull the hook if the frebel OF
small bell in the box is striking, as thai
indicates an alarm has already been given
Be particular to remain at the box unit
the arrival of an officer of the fire depart
ment, who will release the key, or, if cir
cumstances will not permit remaining, thsl
the proper officer will return the key t,
the holder as soon as convenient.
Always give the alarm from the boz
nearest to the fire.
Be sure and close the door before leav
ing the box.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

NSERIDEN, WATERBURY, s. CONNECTICUT
INl RIVER RAILROAD.
In EFFEcT APRm. 8, 1891.
FROM WATERBURY, TO CROMWELL.
Leave Waterbury. Dublin street, 500 and 500
am; 1880, 500, 7:o7 p. m.
Leave Meriden, 7:0s, $40 M; 2:17, 5:45 p. m.
FROM CROMWELL TO WATERBURY,
Leave Cromwell $50, sos a. m, 1918. 500 p. m.
Leave Meriden, West Main street, 7O5 9:sO a.
m 1851, $40, ESQ p. m.
Arrive at Dublin street, $40, 1O:1I a. m, 1885,
6:35, 7:56 p. m.
CHAs. M. CRAWFORD, supt.
Meriden, Conn.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
N, 4. B 4, Railroad Time Table

Trans leave Waterbury for
NEW YORK SOB, 500 1915 a. m. 1870. 3:25, Cor,
pm. Return-5:J1, 500, 1000 a. M, 100, 4:02,
500 p. m.
NEW HAVEN $3.50, a. m.. 1870, s:O7 p. M.
Return -l2:00,m.
BRiDGEPoRT-6O5 $50, 1885. %. m 1880 S:ss5 6:07
Return-T:00, 9:Ss, a. m, 13:l0,2:33 $50, 7:47,
ANsoNIA--6o5, $40, 1o45, M. 1870 SEES .Os $3.50
pm. Return-7:Sh, 11:s9, a. M, 12:4i, $40,
500, SEQ D. M.
wATERTOWN-644. s:S5, I1as a. m, 4U5. 6:15.
7:01, 9:15 p. m.. last train, Saturday only. Re.
turn 6:s5, ESQ, 1910, a. M, ESQ, $780, G:ss,
1855 p. M, last train, Saturday only.
THoMAsTON-s-aO l1;i7, a. M, 4:CO, 6:56, p. m
Returnz-750, 1918, a; ~, 2:55, 5:S9 p: IN.
ToRRINGTON-s20 11:I7, a. M, 400, 6:56. p IN
Return-7:26, 9:56 Il. M, $3.50, SIG y. m.
WINSTED- $40, l1:17 a. M, 4D0. 6:56, p. m.
Return-7:05, 9:35, a. m, s;05, 4:S2 p m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Going north, 925 a. m.
Going south, AIS p. m.
For New Haven and points on the Shore Line
Division via Naugatuck Junction at4:15 p. m.
LUCTUS TUTTLE. General Manager.
c T. HEMPSTEAD. General Pass. agent.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Happy NeapoIitans.

ST have seen happiness" said a trav-
eler. ''In Naples there is a long sea
wall, with a broad top. On one side is
the bay, on the other the mountain.
You know the sun generally shines in
Italy, and you have read how brightly,
how gently, how deliciously 1t shines.
Well, every day thousands of Neapol-
itans come down to this wall and stretch
themselves upon it, and lie in a line
several miles long from early in the
morning until sunset. They scarcely
move. They breathe gently. They
doze. They look at you with unspeak-
within easy range of them. 1t takes
only little fruit, a little wine, and the
fewest rags to make life possible. N.
Y. Sun.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
He Got the Cold shoulder.

He Got the Cold Shoulder.
Seedy Individual Ito merchant who
has the reputation of being a generous
giver)-Pardon this intrusion, sir, but
is it not your wont to dispense
Merchant Gnterrupting) - Evidently
you have made mistake in the place,
my friend. The dispensary is just
around the corner of the third street to
the right.-Detroit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Two Views

Boston Girl have always been
taught that marriage is the end
Chicago Girl-Well, I haven't. Out
here we regard it simply as a means to
the end.-Puck
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Another Idol Shattered.

"Cinderella's feet were all nonsense
She never had any,"
GLOW do you know?"
i 'sThere never was any Cinderella to
have em.''-Jury.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

Sweet Girl-Papa, Mr.. Poorchap pro
posed to me last night, and I told him
would marry him, If you were willing.
Father-Send him about his business.
Sweet Grille hasn't any.-N. Y,
Weekly,
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
nefectlxe Exesieht.

Defective Eyesisht. .
German Officer Ito soldier on guard)
Don't you see anything wrong2
Soldier-No, lieutenant.
Don't you see anything wrong
YETI"
mo, lieutenant"
"You wretched ass, can't you see that
you have got your helmet hindside be-
fore on your fool head?"-Texas Sift-
inps
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

Daughter-I believe will learn some
trade or profession. s--s
Mother-Well, it might come handy
after you leave your father, and marry,
and leave your husband.-Good News.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

Book Agent feel sure I'll shine in
society when get polished up a little.
Friend-Yo ought to. You are all
brass.-Jury.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

The tallest man In the German
army is a young volunteer in the First
regiment, whose homesis In the Rhine
land. He is seven feet four and one
half inches in height, and he is the tall
est man the army has had since 1850.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
PENMANSHIP.
Prof. HOIlev

Teaches every pupil to write fine rapid
business hand In course of f6 private
lessons a. d NO FAILURES.
All kin Is Of pen work executed in the
high sat degree Of & 2 art 167 Banh EST
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
WIN Get There.

Church Friend--James, I'm afraid You
won't get to the lecture tonight
James Yes-h will I'm going home.
Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Christian Forbeasanos

Rev. White-When Satan entered the
swine
Mrs. White-S-shl Not so loud.
Rev. White-Why not?
Mrs. White-The Lady by the window
is from Chicago, and any reference to
that incident may offend her.-Mun-
sey's Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Canine InteIligcnce.

Sanso Every dog has his day.
Rodd-True; but a jolly dog prefers
the NIGHT unseY,s Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

ellis summer overcoa&. He was TAX
ing it to the tailor to be pressed and
cIeaned."-Light.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22
Job Printing

Everything in the line Of printing, from
visiting card TO q three sheet poster,
printed with neatness and dispatch.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-05-22

Mistress-What would you do, Bridget,
if you could play the piano as well as
can?
Bridget-Sure, I'd go on learnin' until
I could play 1t daeently.-Munsey's
Weekly.