Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1891-11-28
BOWsER AS HE GETS UP.
uis Temper Is Particularly Bad
early in the Morning.

Bowser, who has been up for hall an
hour, looks in to find him on the
broad Of his back, with his hands
lorked under lis neck and the bed
clothes wrapped around him like
some giant mummy.
oMr Bowserl"
No answer.
mir. Bowserl"
"Imt"
-Mr. Bowser. do you know what
time il lss"
"rm-mm"
DComo breakfast viii be ready be-
iore you are. You wanted TO Get
away little earlier this morning.
"Whaa maxher7"
rCome wake right up.'
l4nme lone"
Mr., Bowser."
lis opens his eyes, turns over with
rant alld a growl. and ton minutes
after slte has gone downstairs he
carefully ri,s up IL bed. H. is ali
there
Then 10 kicks the clothes down With
III, RIGHT leg-then with his left
lnogks lis pillow OF on the floor, aud
asoaer falls out after il with growl
lisv some Oh sore.backed bear try.
III u rraal through arail fence. Ten
minutes later Mr.. Bowscr feels the
house shake and hears voice calling
Star Bowser3 are you alive or
deai
Mhat y il dear"
Don't nhat.is il dear me- Il
Till, 4 dsae museum, cidrr,m,ll or the
horns u hari-Norgmg respectable
0aa
Mia, y i size asks a. she ar-
r,ys % ;lig scene of fatal disaster.
lna there, Mrs BoWser-
look here he honrseiy whispers
a ae holds out a pnir Of susprndes
ii h.s a8asa
"fe-i -. You broke en- about
NH,sugh Heo and mcnded en- with Il.
plvr 81 string They've busted
again 40 ahead aud sci on your
tot.a. AIT I'LL ix en-. There they are,
and son Aaa better bus a new palr
today"
SONS mighty qurrr things around
,h.s uUa he inutters, as he buttons
ihrm on Them sispgudcrs was all
rglit when ! Wpnt 10 bed last night
Nvts Time you want 10 play circus
take ptcau Of clothes line Where Is
niy iguut collar buitonf"
You mtst have ilirtcd il ont when
yon drew "a your shirt Here il Is
After this when you so proving
around ai night | wish you'd leave
MY thing nionc' II you want collar
buttons !pe, say 20, ana III buy YOU
srarsioaG,|
liora your collar. dear"
J, If b utiiully clean and white,
bot Ne looks az u aud growls. II IS
ore ai q dozen he had mHdc to order
ana ll's linn 70 perfection. but Il Is no
sooner huttnnud than ho gives 1t n
Htch and j hunch aud yauk. and
tOars uuI
rs The great horn spoonl but can
nsArr gct a collar to I'll me, It's bad
enougn 70 have 70 wear an old bag Of
ehlrs. Ut alone having my throat
cut with sl;rh collars"
But they were made 20 measure,
!un know
Measure Measure DO you sup.
pose ihcrc's a shirt.makcr on earth
VINO knows enough TO measure n
Whn's neck2 The COMPOUNDED cross.
eyed idiot probably thought | wanted
To f4Wttnfa sem gsTatr "a tyt4a an ssaftf
Mrs, Bowser applies the soothing
syrup. and the third collar Is allowed
TO remain lie growls over his neck.
We, but gets il on after awhile, and Is
then ready TO inquire
suppose the girl in the kitchen is
uNng my toothbrush for a poker,
ISN'T sho2 I'd just like the public TO
Snow how this house iu rum It's no
wonder That so many husbands walk
~ and arc never heard OF againl'
There's your toothbrush right IN
'front.' OF your nose" replies Mrs.
Bnwecr.
OH il Isl Mighty funny how it got
There all nj once! Hairbrush isn't
aown m the coalbin is it,"
lt's right there in plain sight. No
one ever disturbs your things, Mr.
HWhhNt.
They don't, ehl Didn't nobody
81 up in the night and throw my
SHOES out into the yard, | supposeY
'Oi course noti'
Then where are they2 took them
on right here, but they are gone
such n system Of housekeeping
FeOplo wonder that strong men be
come insane, but there is cause fol
~ Mrs. Bowser--a cause for it.
sometimes
You took your shoes of down
stairs last night. Your feet acheC
ana you sat IN your stocking feet, p"
And those shoes were not deliber
ately picked up this morning ant
carried down stairs2r
'Of course not. Are you readyY"
suppose so. II not, I'll have e
Roas am, can't expect any one e
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