Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-03-06

agitators who wrap themselves in Charity
well worn and much abused mantle and peel
at the tinseled plumage of their more fortu
nate fellows f1aunt the banner OF fear but hur
the Javelin of envy. The men and the women
TOO. who see Wrong in everything anC
everyone above the commonplace-who Ions
| to soar, but who from some mysterious cause
beyond the ken of the human mind cannot lif
themselves or be lifted-sound the tocsin o.
fear by day and by night, merely to CRAFTY
envy's Unsuitable appetite, to feed the scorch
ing tires of jealousy. They envy the worth,
rich, and try to teach others to fear them; the,
envy their neighbors, and endeavor TO induce
others to shun them; they envy your success
and try to belittle it; they envy law and order
and try to produce discord; they envy the
laughers, and try to get others to mock them
they envy the joyous, and strive to turn Their
joy to sorrow. But all the while the string
| they play upon is fear, and in the doleful
sounds produced they hope to sooth envy and
| appease the monster with the green eyes
cloven hoofs and forked tongue, called Jeal.
ousy.
WE kick about hair in the butter, but
| devour the hare IN the stew.
| WHEN women are treated like men breach
| of promise suits will be decided on evidence
| instead of sympathy.
In the Southern iron region Colonels go
into the nut making business.
| A sTAaE coach-The prompter.
ZoLA has explored new sewer in Paris,
al fhAr Inp rnI1h hor
anxiety begins with the advent of the brood.
PERHAPS Jack the Ripper is concealed
in Hyde PARK. This is a pointer for the Lon
don police.
THE mother tongue is frequently unin-
telligible to every one else except the baby and
herself.
ACCORDING to Comstock two persons
were driven insane by gambling In New York
last year. Anthony must have been subsidized
to suppress the Wall street statistics.
WHEN the Senate adjourned the august
members should have struck up that good old
song, "Pull for che Shore-ham."
CONGRESS closed with the Doxology. 1t
Praise those who framed the Nations laws,
Praise them for stopping statesmen's jaws;
Praise them because they set the date
When wind-bags cease to legislate.
SALT LAKE is to have natural gas. Now
the Mormons will have to fee. Put meters in
their homes and the polygamous problem will
be solved.
RICH men who ignore bills make work
for the juries
THERE seems to be blue outlook for
blue law legislation at Harrisburg.
HARRISON signed the copyright bill with
a pen made from the quill of an eagle. He
should have signed several of the others with
goose quill pen.
The death rate rises with falling
barometer. Jack Frost is not a respecter of
persons either. Take care of yourself.
MORE treasure has been sunk in the
waters of the speculative sea than in the waters
of the ocean.
INGALLS, has an excuse for quitting Kan
within her borders.
ONE rich mans autograph on check is
worth dozen ina book.
SOME men are luckier than others, and
pluckier, too.
Now the business women want a "busi-
ness dress" If they 90 into the stage business
they will get exactly what they want.
CEMETERY lots. are the only things
moving in the real estate line in Philadelphia
If the fruit crop had been a failure In
the Garden of Eden when the serpent hypno-
tzed Eve, life would not have been a failure to
SO many human beings.
DELAWARE and the United States are
now suffering from looted treasury.
THE spring poems have all been pigeon
holed.
living.
The ice plant people have to hustle now
to keep their machines from freezing
RELIEF societies are usually the ones
who cry out for relief.
EVEN in life's long train some of US must
take the upper berths and ride second class.
WILLIE WINKLE.