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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10
How to Prevent Pneumoni.,

Any tendency Of cold or the grip to re-
suit in pneumonia may be arrested by
taking Cham mberlain's Cough Remedy and
using proper. care to avoid exposure. So
lar a. It can be learned, no case Of the
grip has resulted In pneumonia whore
this remedy has been used, and more than .
thousand bottles have been sold each day
Tor seven months past For sale BY al
druagists VISA
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10
Badness and the Sun Cure.

have often used Indian
clubs, and in addition
have some gymnastic
m We m e nts for the
arms, legs, chest, etc.
As to the massage
treatment. 1 suppose
1 am the most expert
massage operator in
this country, and am
also the best groomed
animal in this respect.
Immediately after get
out of bed, L take
4 cold, tepid or warm
bath, and rub down
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

a Specific for the Cough Fsnovi,s Ia
Grfppe.
Many persons who have recovered 6s n
the influenza are now troubled with Q pr
nstent cough. Mrs. A. J. Allen, wih Il
the editor Of the Scott county, lows, Bl sde,
says Chamberlain's Cough Remedy ID q
specific Tor the cough which usually follsus
an attack Of 10 grippe. For sale by Ill
druggisss vsR
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

trial, there are others again who will admit
that there is considerable good. hard common
sense in the judges view.
The Princess Louise's Marriage.
Another marriage-of the spring and win
ter variety, soon to take place. Is that of the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

Emma Eames, the
Boston singer who has
become famous at Lon
don with the charms Of
her voice, should be a
Chinese girl, for the
land of tea. pig tails
and objectio to
Henry w. Blair, is
the land Of her birth.
She is the daughter Of
an attache of the diplo-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

time to prepare for dis
solution, but NJ. Fran
cisque Sarcey, the
eminent dramatic critic
of q Partisan journal,
does not 60 on this
theory, for now, just as.
he has reached the ripe,
age of Ga, what does he
do but get married. Old
as he is his tastes are
evidently young, too, if
we may judge by the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

This tail is devoid of hair on the under hds
near the end, the bare part having the ssns
texture as the palms of the hands, and the
tip seeming to curl automatically round any
convenient object with which it may come
into contact. This particular Logothrix
Humboldtii likes to be fondled by his
keeper, readily coming out of his cage and
as readily returning; behaving generally In
a very self-contained manner. He sits and
"talks" in his way in little whistling
voice, slightly showing row Of even white
taoth
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10
He.Arbi. Hanth.

Hsndssmsly eelorsd picture for frans,
with each dozen cabinets.
LIxs' 0AxLHxY.
l1oA 70 and - Sixth a1naat
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10
G0SSIPOF THE WEEK.
Case Of Isaac Smith, of Ohio, Who
Was Respited Eight Times.
DR.. FELIX OSWALD On LONGEVITY.
Portrait Of Emma Eamss, Who Il Setting
ALI London BY the Ears.
MARRIAGE OF The PRINCESS LOUISE

WRITTEN FOE THI pIfAToE.1
Governor Campbell, of Ohio, has at last
decided to settle the case of Isaac Smith
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

DIR. Milburn here attributes his good
health and working powers to his habits of
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

Most people think that when q person
reaches the age Of so or thereabouts 1t 10 high
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-05-10

Ex-Governor Curtin, of Pennsylvania,
has been one of the leading public
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
STILL THEY COME

The pauper foreigners from Europe
are now coming to Castle Garden, New
York, at the rate Of one thousand per
day, and it can safely be said that
among this number there is much Of
the worst element of the Old World.
The nation has already more Of this
undesirable class Of citizens than is
wholesome, and the question now is,
when will this government call halt
in regard to this pauper immigration?"
If it goes on unchecked it will become
cancer difficult of removal. The
American citizen, in his own land, will
soon become a curiosity in a cosmo-
politan nation. There is no other
civilized government under the sun
that would permit what European and
Asiatic monarchies are practising on
us today, emptying into our lap the
scum, otfscourings, and criminals of
over-crowded prisons, penal settle
ments and poor-houses.
The Old World is banishing this
class Of people to the shores Of
America instead of their penal colo /
MES and they will continue to do so as
long as we keep quiet and make no
protest against it.
We need new laws restraining this
immigration, and we should be allowed
to choose at least little of the good
with the vast amount OF evil that is
being thrust upon us. Our ship Of
state is already top heavy and if the
decks are not soon cleaned and fumi-
gated, we shall be capsized and swal-
lowed up in a great vortex Of pauper
foreign immigration.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
THE PYRAMIDS

The ancient pyramids of Egypt, that
stand out today as among the great
est wonders OF the age, we're built for
tombs of the Egyptian royalty.
One hundred thousand men were
constantly employed in their CON
struction, and were relieved every
three months by a like number. Ten
years were spent in hewing out the
stones, either in Arabia or Ethiopia.
and conveying them to Egypt; and
twenty years longer were required in
the construction of the pyramids.
They cost a million dollars.
Some people advance the theory
that they we're built for astronomical
purposes as well as for watch towers.
but the general impression Is that
they were intended only as tombs for
the reigning dynasties of Egypt.
But many of the rulers we're not
buried there because they feared the
wrath Of the people who had been
maltreated and abused during the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
THE MONEY MARKET

There are many reasons advanced as
TO the cause Of the strngency ia the
money market during the last few
months, but the real trouble was from
London and on account of the Barring
Brothers large investments in the
South American republics and moneys
loaned TO those governments.
When war broke out between those
republics il had a disastrous effect on
the stocks and bonds held in London.
The price Of money advanced from
| to per cent. and loans were called
in from the United States to make
good the South American losses.
Millions Of dollars in gold coin were
shipped from New York City to tide
over this financial crisis that threat
ened to cripple England and demoral.
ize her trade. Consequently millions
Of dollars in America were called for
on short notice, thus affecting the
whole OF the United States.
The stringency in the money market
either in London, Berlin, Paris, Rome,
st. Petersburg or New York Is felt,
not only where it originated, but in
all the money centers.
The general peace now existing and
the universal prosperity of this coun-
try, would indicate that for the i'm
mediate future there will be flush
times.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
HYPNOTISM US. DRUNKENNESS

The modern craze of hypnotism has
been exciting more or less interest Of
late in newspaper circles. In every
case the dangers attached to it have
been luridly shown up, notably the
suicides Of the two jew college boys.
The honor of showing the first practi-
cal good to be derived, belongs to the
Chicago Post. This paper in one of
its able editorials says:
"Hypnotism may be an uncertain
quantity, but it is quite as dangerous
to triile with as a keg of gunpowder
Yet II is not without its good traits,
as the case of Senator Fairs son
proves. The youth was addicted to
overindulgence in spirituous drinks
and his health was undermined by his
habits. A hypnotist took him in hand
and worked wonders. lie concentrated
his strange influence on young Fairs
palate while the latter was in an un.
conscious state, and when he recov.
cred his tastes had undergone so radi.
c ! change that he could not endure
the smell Of liquor. Since that treat
mont six weeks ago he has not been
able to touch glass Of wine. every
longing in that direction having been
wholly obliterated.
This is singular case. Hypnotists
may now be made truly valuable to a
community if they do no more than to
reform drunkards."
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Il FEW FACTS

The Democrats are opening this
coming presidential campaign with
the war-cry that the extravaganza and
reckless expenditure Of the Bepubli-
cans are bankrupting this nation.
The Democrats, under Grover Cleve-
land, hoisted the pretended flag of
economy and tried to sail into an I'M
discovered political ocean. After the
ship had been dismantled and left in
leaky condition, Grover found that
the American people demanded a new
captain and a fresh crew; and when
the Republican party came into power
the first thing they had to do was TO
make up deficiency of forty-one mil
lion dollars, for the experiment Of
Grover on his new voyage to a new
ocean, This amount should have
been paid by his administration.
The Republican party found the
postal service is a dilapdated condi-
ton and expended twenty-three mil
lion dollars to increase its facilities, for
sixty-hve million people, that Grover
had allowed to run behind. The Re
publicans appropriated fourteen mil
lion dollars for naval construction,
which they deemed but right and
proper, as we could infOrce no demands
without an efficient navy; and the
Democrats were afraid to touch it on
account OF political economy" for
sooth.
The Republicans had the nerve and
courage TO set aside three millions Of
dollars for Notifications. which we are
so badly in need Of, on both the
Atlantic and Pacific seaboards, while
the Democrats were not concerned
about the safety Of our seacoasts, but
were continually flying the flag Of
expensive economy to the nations loss.
The Indian appropriation reached
seven million dollars, and If honest
Grover had appointed during his
administration, competent and good
men to the Pine Ridge Agency in
Dakota, the present administration
would not have been obliged to send
an army to fight the Indians whom
Democratic economy" had starved
into a rebellious mood, and sacrificed
precious lives and over two million
dollars 10 money.
The Democrats had such thirst for
economy" that they advocated a re-
duction in the supplies for the hungry
Sioux.
The Republicans appropriated some
sixteen million dollars for public
buildings which go to enrich the
republic and the people, and the Dem
ocrats refused TO do so ON account Of
ECONOMY"
And Of this thousand million which
they say we spent In two years, there
only remains TO us balance Of ~ per
cent, for pensionlng the soldiers of the
Union army, which the Democrats
tried to cut Off altogether. And who
has better right TO this amount, to
enjoy 1t, than the men who brought
the nations credit from begging in
the money marts of Europe.
Yet each campaign that comes and
poes the Democrat poses rs great
and would allow the govern
nent TO run in debt; would allow the
postal service 60 become Irregular:
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

would have no coast defenses, no navy;
but would be content with his states
manship, MONDAY prayers, and black
bottle in his inside pocket This is
Democratic craftsmanship; but in the
language of the American people and
10y the use Of free and honest vote,
James G. Blaine will be the next presi-
dent of these United States. In the
very nature Of things it has been de-
creed and will come to pass. God
reigns and the Republican party still
lives.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Complimentary to Washington.

San Francisco Chronicle: Our neighbor,
the new state of Washington, has reflected
infinite credit upon herself by making an
appropriation of 100000 for the Worlds
fair. The legislature of that state. seems
to have secured firm grasp
upon the idea that the exposition
will be an incaicuIable benefit to the
states which need people, and as Wash
ington Is in the category the legislature
would not let the opportunity slip. The
action OF this young and progressive state
is in striking contrast to that of Texas,
which refused to make any appropriation
whatever for the Worlds fair. Wash
ington deserves to prosper, and she will.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

greatness and took the same view
OF himself that d small boy does of pc.
liceman. One day the major was strut
ting around the editorial rooms Dragging
of what a fine paper he was making and
what u commanding Influence IL had. A
whistle came down through the speaking
tube from the foreman of the composing
room. The major aifably called back to
know what was wanted, put his head to
the tube for the answer and then sprang
away as If his ear had been stung.
We'll Ill be dumbed, - he sputtered, his
face red and his eyes ahame, Good ged T!
did anybody ever know the like?'
What's the matter?'' asked the editor
ial writer.
Matter" cried the major. Matter!
who, in the name of heaven ever heard of
such thing as whisting down to the
managing editor Of a great metropolitan
daily to ask he had any chewing tobacco
about HIM"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Justice to Reed

Anacortes American: Every Demo-
cratic and mOugrei newspaper in the
United States since the close of the Fifty
first congress has been having its little
fling at cX-Speaker Reed. BY refusing
him The barren courtesy of vote OF
thanks a. the time Of adjournment, the
Democratic minority in congress simply
admitted that they had been baffled by a
stronger will and a steadier brain than
their own. They made neither capital.
prestige nor reputation for their party by
this act for which they are, undoubtedly
by this time, very much ashamed.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Mason County journal: As suggestions
for state flower for Washington are now
in order, the Walla Walla Statesman
esculanta) for the high position Of state
emblem. 1t grows all over the state and
can be found from the highest summit of
the mountain down to the tide water, and
is INDIGENOUS to the whole of Washington.
Nothing can be more beautiful than its
bell-like cluste. of blue flowers waving on
its long stems in the ever merry wind that
blows during spring time. Its root is ed-
Die and in early days kept many poor
pioneer from starving
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Nooksack Reporter: A newspaper
taken into the family seems to spread
happiness around. Ii educates the chill
dren: gives them taste for reading; it
tells the wants OF life; il never fails to
have some source Of amusement. and it
furnishes you with many valuable in
structiOnS.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Portland World introductory of the
new management: The Italian poet
Ariosto, of the fifteenth century, having
built himself small house among the
aspiring mansions of his wealthy neigh
borS, put over it this modest inscription:
small. yet il suits me; is OF no pretense;
And stand or fall, It's at my own expense"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Now's Our Chance

Seattle Telegraph: Princess Kauilani,
the greatest beauty yet produced in
Hawaiian royal circles, has been notified
in London that she is booked for the
Sandwich throne on the death of It's pres
ent proprietor. As sbs is royalty hand
some and delightfully."- young she will find
no trouble in securing an American hus-
band. That is now the approved way of
maintaining our supremacy over the
Islands. Eligible gentlemen will please
file their bids early as their will probably
be rush for Kaui's hand.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Was 1t UnjustP

Pomeroy independents; We think the
legislature did shabby thing by the
member from King county who was too
sick to appear in his seat. That body
voted to cancel his certificate for his paw
1t is our opinion he did the state much
better service by remaining at home than
three fourthS of the mem beers did by their
presence and votes. This is also the
opinion of a majority of the people.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
How to Write Philosophy.

I'm going to write book on general
philosophy" said Bowles.
"Whst do you know about philoso-
phy?" exclaimed Knowles.
Nothing; but all / have to do is to
say something | don't understand my
self, or cannot make any one else under
stand. American Stationer.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
a Filler in Stocks.

First Investor-I wasn't able to get
around to the meeting last night. Did
they succeed in getting the f. ing ma
chine company on a solid basis at last2
Second Investor-I suppose you might
call it that. The inventor told us he
wasn't able yet To get the blamed thing
off the ground.-Indianap Journal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
His idea

Colonel Watterson declared that the
last congress sis only putrid reminis-
cence." IT did stir up the old Demo
cratic carcass and make it stink, for a
tact but the colonel should have been
circumspect The wonder is that he
cared TO mention it.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
THEY SAY


Spokesman: That portion of the Eng
fish nobility which believes that the best
place for an ace is up a coat sleeve will
breathe easier now that the case against
Lord Cumming has been dismissed. He
was accused Of cheating at cards.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

New York World: Minister Phelps is
feasting Berliners on American beef by
way Of commenting the American hog TO
their favor But may they not find the
beef so satisfactory as TO refuse hearing
to the hog? Why not Smuggle in a few
SmithHeld hams? They would quickly
bring the negotiation to a successful
issue.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

a Texas paper says that if EX-Sena-
tor ingalls, goes to Japan he will be
taken fer native. One thing is GER
tain, however, wherever Ex-senator
Ingalls, may go he will never be taken
for a fool.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Can the average man look at the
newspaper woodcuts Of the Malta as
sassins and wonder WHY they were
slaughtered?
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

The old city of Spokane Falls is no
longer in existence. At their munich
pal election on Tuesday the Falls"
was dropped and it will be known
hcreafteras simply Spokane.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Miss Prima - Mr.. Plunkett is very
brusque and short with people, Isn't he
a gentleman?
Mr., Leauders-Hardly, 1 fancy. He
only calls himself gent, you know
Detroit Free Press.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

1ss2-Battie at Strasburg, Va.
1so8-A lance between Prussia and Italy signed.
IsH6-Prssident johnson vetoed the bin for the
civil rights Of the blacks.
1s73-Death in Hartford, Cona., OF ex Senator
James Dixon. Of that state, aged So.
1873 Death In Paris Of Therry, French historian
aged @
1sBs-Doath Of Felix o. barley. artist; born
1900
isso-Desth Of John Bright statesman, in En-
gland; aged Gs
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Sewer Connections

Can now be made with the mains on Harris
and Mckenzie avenues and Tenth, Eleventh
and Fourteenth streets. Apply to
GEO. NJ. FRONK.
Foreman for contractor, or leave orders at
DR.. Hopkins drug store, corner Eleventh
and Mill streets. 1850 m11-1m
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Customer-Sixty-five dollarsp TIL ats
an awful price for a plain business suit
for man that pays cash on delivery.
Tailor-Cash on delivery You mis-
understood me, sir. said S34. 75.-Chi-
cago Tribune
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
lPUBLIC NOTICE $50 REWARD

A considerable number OF complaints have
reached this Office that certain parties are
In the Labit OF stealing papers from sub
scribers. Immediately after delivery.
reward Of Us will be paid for informa-
ton leading 10 the arrest and conviction
OF the offenders.
FAIHHAyEN PUBLISHING Co.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

An Olympia man is about to at
tempt a journey to the North pole on
foot. 1t is said that he voted to white
wash Metcalfe.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

The farmers are making rapid
strides in Nebraska. The legislature
has decided to begin law-making at
daybreak hereafter.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Life insurance agents are having
exciting times in New Orleans. They
are afraid to write any policies now.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

construction Of the pyramids. The
men were poorly fed, and some of the
rulers requested that their bodies
should be buried in some secluded
sdot, fearing these people would take
their remains out Of the pyramids and
expose them to the gaze of the jeering
and outraged populace.
There are people in Fairhaven who
are feeding those who work for them,
in such ways that they should have
some place stronger than the pyra-
mids to hide in for time after each
meal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Eastern Advertisers The The s., special g at
ern advertisers is called 80 the FAIRBAvEN
HERALD as a judicious advertising medium.
Heretofore no foreign advertising Of any de-
scriptiOn has been received
{ .0DtPdCtSl received through all the re-
SS,hSl wv. spOnsibie eastern advertising
agencies.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27

Daily and continually proof upon
proof, evidence piled upon evidence,
is coming in to show the utter fallacy
and puerility of the electioneering
fight made by Democracy against the
Mckinley bill, 1t is measure that is
rapidly proving itself to be a blessing
to the people, and Democracy will be
forced to find some other bugaboo
with which TO alarm its deluded fol-
lowers. In this connection we desire
TO call attention to an article pub
lished elsewhere in these columns,
from the Pittsfeld, H.. Old Flag, and
headed another Lie Exploded" in
connection with the matter of the tin
product. 1t proves, beyond pcrad-
venture, that the Mckinley bill has
largely reduced the price Of tin, and
Of course, by increasing the product,
has largely increased American manu-
facture of that article.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
This Date in History-March 81

1879 Ponce de Leon visite d
Florida C'the land Of How.
ers') IN search Of the fount
tam Of youth.
isl4-Battie Of the Horseshoe
Greek waTD, Alabama
tsC-Vera Cruz surrendered u
Gen Scott
ls52-Departments Of France re-
leased from a slate Of sirge.
1854 Franco and England de
clared var against Rus Ia
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-03-27
Not Much Fun.

Not Much Fun.
Tobogganing down on slippery slide
Ia the
blissfullest
kind of
bliss;
But 1t isn't such fun when you strike stone
And land
Jnok
pssq
eHI
SIN
Worcester GazettA.