The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-05-28
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man will do till he does it.
= The highest exercise of charity is
charity toward the uncharitable.
= An Orange wine factory is soon to
be started at Jacksonville, Fla.
- Nothing keeps stipgy man from
stealing but the risk of the thing.
- The pretense of saintliness deceives
no one so much as the pretender.
America has 100000 telephones (
more than the rest of the world combin-
ed.
"A dove that had reached the age Of
thirty.two years, died at GreencastlG
Penn, last week.
= The whole of human virtue may be
reduced to speaking the truth always and
doing good to others.
= a small box filled with lime, and
placed in pantry, will absorb dampness
and keep the air sweet.
"A mahogany tree lately cut down in
Honduras, Central America, made three
logs, which sold in Europe for s11, 900.
= Adam and Eve had the earth at one
time. Their experience should be a
warning to those people who want it to-
day.
DO you ever think that a kind word
put out at interest brings back an \
enormous percentage of love and appre-
citation? as
Sixty years ago the aggregate
of the United States vas less than s. y, 1
00,OO0,0 900; at present it is estimated at
s55, 5,2OO,0Oo,ooo.
= Pensions are now paid by the gov
ernment to the widows of three presi-
dents, eighteen generals, one colonel, and
two rear admirals.
= Men of science declare that the S
orange was originally berry, and that
its evolution has been going on more than !
thousand years. !.
= The prospect now is that there will
be large crop of peaches and other
fruits grown this year in every fruit
growing section Of the United States.
DIR. Martha Robinson, of Cleveland,
has been her fathers partner in dentistry
for FIVE years past, and the old gentleman
leaves all the difficult operations to her
especial care.
= The last Republican Congress spent
so much money that the secretary of the
treasury has been obliged to get up q !.
scheme to put the 10cent pieces in circu-
lation to pay the bills.
A Kansas farmer sent boy to the
pasture for the COWS one evening last
week, and the lad found that ten Of them
had been struck by lightning anGSSere
lying dead in the pasture.
: Bridget, what is that child crying
go wildly for?" "sure, mum, he's just ].
drinked all his soothin' syrup, and ct the
cork, and I don't know what ails him
unless it's the bottle he wants to schwal-
ly."
= Donna Isidora Causino, of Chile, is
supposed to be the richest woman in the
world. Her monthly income is eightN
thousand dollars. She is stately widow |
of thirty-6ve years and famsSS barse:i
woman. =
- It is now said that the Ia grippe has
numbered more victims than the small
pox, cholera, and yellow fever combined.
In Chicago, alone, there has been 10000
deaths from it this winter. The doctors
do not know what to do with it.
= Eight thousand acres of land in
Missouri have been bought by syndicate
and will be planted in corn and used as
fattening ground for range cattle.LYh5
projectors of the scheme expect to make
Missouri the leading cattle State of the
Union. s
= 1t is believed that the last census
will disclose that nearly, or quite, one
third of the entire population of this ma.
tion are twenty-one years of age, or un-e
der. This means that We have more than
20,0O0,0o0 of minors-youth and children
in this country.
= Last year the Texas and Pacific
railway carried 1,25o,ooo passengers, and,
strange to say, out of this vast number Of
people not one was killed or injured.
During the past four years not q passenger
travelling on this road has lost his life by
accident while on the road.
When Queen Victoria is travelling
by rail in her special train she exercises
no deadhead rights. She pays at the rate
of s1.92 mile, whatever the distance, in
addition to frst.cIass fares for all the
party, servants included. Her saloon
carriage cost 100000.
Some people say that we should al.
ways look on the bright side of things. If
that means that we are to look only on
the bright side, we question its wisdom.
Better look on both sides, rejoice in all
the brightness ne can see, and then go to
work and brighten up the dark aide all
we can.
Recently at Ligonier, Ind, Rev. Jas.
Atchison, aged 81, was married to Mra.
Mary Ann White, aged II. Fifty years
ago he oficiated at the marriage Of Mr..
and Mrs. White; baptized herself and
husband thirty.seven years ago, and a few
years ago conducted the services at Mr.
Whites funeral.
= The Squire-It's no use for you to
deny your guilt, Johnson. The chickens
were actually found in your coat tail
pockets. Bre'er Johnsing (stoutly.)-I
kain't help dat, sab. Hain't it pooty
tough to hold poor niggah responsible
fo' what's going on behind his back9
- In new hotel in Florida is to be