Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-11

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eono oepoe Gete tneo - e
o1Qulxe b. The perunnl q hundyodo ~
hooka an a. subisct. Every regularity
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naen'es soos Tor tnat nAttefl 40 oese
portseyeo.
tne dnece cause o. snn al ccmss
uo0 ne ruses esfeotisne0 ~ Al sAu.
vay companies IN the larger towns ana
e1e1ess that ticket muss % anoun he
eetskeepsr, or omciai ~ cnarEe' osiofe
= passenger = allowed 70 enter We
erain-shed. This rule, serving - "
ooes. several purposes. has oeen iound
~ unlversai experience, 70 - a a.
ceilent one. For instance the tram.
ehed IN this city contains nve DISTINCT
trAcks, occupied reepecoveiy oy - many
dtnerent passenger rsine. eacn uack
aud train being controlled oy . oiner-
ens company, ana eacn uain1s Iooso
having IL own particular connections.
etc. A man buys . ticket ior the gam
which VIII tho moss quickly ana sase-
soriiy carry nm 70 ne oeslnAuoni -
ne passes through the gate ne SHOWS
the officer his ticket, and the omcer, IN
turn, points ous 20 niin ms unini osner-
wise. nine times Out OF tens Inc noioes
OF the ticket WOULD eitner BOARD inc
wrong tram or wear himself OUT IN
hunting the rant one. ms y only one
OF Inc many dement's ueriseu from tno
system, ana one wnicn ~ once proves
the necessity o! sucn teguiauon. :.
Notwishstanoink AL mus nve out OF
every ten persons VINO enter the gaze IN
TINS CITY either utterly refuse 70 snow
sheir tickets, or, II they 90, the snow
ing - accompanied Dy war OF words:
MAJOR Jonn NJ. BANKS, tne genial
other day ON this subject. Said he:
Inns unwiiingness on tnc part ot pas
Sengers 10 show their ucke!s 20 the
gAtekeeper both puzzles ana amuSes
me; IL puzziesme III tnss tho puDnc
VII not see the oenents 20 % oeIiveo
~ snis rue, wnicn WAS inauo moso loI
the good OF tho puotic. snan tor tnss
Oh any runway corporauon
10 omciais nave tnls uouois N
otner piace~ querieo sno reporter.
NO; these same t!aveiers VINO opJecs
70 showing tneir uckete mere, because
o. our recent inaugursuon OF the sys-
teMs would, IN Uettois OF Snicsto'
never tn'hk oi quess'onnk H.
The TELEGRAH-HERALD has, on ssv.
eral occanons, Deen 0otn amuseo sn9
euiueo oy scraps OF consetssslon Ano
bad'nage which daily and hourly take
Place ~ .nis ss.c. o i .S.c .,c =.
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1890 " ~ .....
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LIZ nlsuo tsnu ..a sn =, 80 s' Sse
ne Vas Poh.e,y 1eopRcu ~ 'uo 80.
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s" .'Ta,, snG omocl. en-
.;wci, . n.uss ~ .n%s ~ Av1A .h; az
LILLY ~ Pus un 3 .os y, si.o. . .hn;.
$1,000 p .s ~ .non
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ss.ssy ~ nasus peot.e Dy .u.' s..uo
solne ."ensy % sM .son ns VIZ
: s." 49, ~ Ia .hn.e 1870 ":.I
Al.eI oeink sv'u wal no Vou.u SasneI
sho s n.s s.0nvs ~, o s ,,ssor
sslc iv1.uea easca n n,H .nu xuso u ~
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o'uas't s1po
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snol1 oiss " o..u so. su.i o ~ =.
renee, anu wy: Junk sseeu W o
1sink W peI.ec'ion, VIC" ..a s"o '~u'cs
s'.er ~ Slow1 s.ivuB" 'ne sS'e'
dlckeI, please.
"ny, askgu one VI snens arc you
tue cohuuctoi.
Inc usuai explanation "as "Aoe' out
IL Was no go.
must see your uckess' otneiwisc
you VIII not DC Aiio"eo " pass salo
tue gateIeeper. .
"Weil, snapped lazy NO. z, Il think
you men are just as sassy as you can be,
20 there
Attnis ]uncture man leaned over
the railing, locked hard At the lady,
and said; "Madam, pardon me for say
ing II, but your last remark forces me
can give man cards and spades and
beat HIM all hollow IN right-down,
hard pan sasslness.
Inc laugh wnich loiloWeo tnis speech
sounded nos uniike IN opera cnorus re-
hearsai.
instances might De related Dy the
score, out the following VIII sumce Ior
the present;
Inc crowd WAS making Us way slowly