The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-02-07
SALLY AND JEEMS STREATOR
AGAIN.

with some fellers what ned made it VI
with Lyman Umphry, an presume l fur
got whur you office wur. She say by
yer printin our letter, yer hev made up.
roarous and uncertin a hum that all
usually noted fur quietness an good
order. l tel bur not ter take on, tibet
when our venerable persons lie prostrat
ed on the couch of dissolution, an the
calmly forms of our off spring air stanni1
about the bed std in double file, living
suggestions of our usefulness to the
party, drappin tiers on our hoary locks:
they will hev the conserlashun
of noin tibet all Their four
fathers died marters TO ther
opinions, an the distracted state of Kas
polatiks: an when we hev slept on the
free Silver Shore what KOngress are tXen
up now, we will be greeted with APP
! plause, an told tibet we only succomed
after the Alliance got so numerous, an
! the tanilizen of the neighbors got so
! aggravatin, tibet notbin either human or
republican could withstan it. Then we
win be escorted to u high Terriff plat
form by all of Their most noted wire
J
cade, an axed to set down on easy rockin
cheers an in Judgment ON what few
/ Democrats an Prohibishuns an Alliancers
tibet air suffered hear on probashun. An
/ she sed. yes Jemes this will be very prop
per an elevatin like, but / am studyin
what we air ter do ter kill time while
thets all comm round.
Yer well no that our abode wur well
I'll fs,ll Ill 1t Il
cussin' pints TO US what didn't need 'em,
and while some Of the prohibishunistS
got Their backs up, case yer talked ter
Mr.. Murdoch about Gov. Umphry in yer
letter, they all stayed te high tea, an
fed ther ponies out of yer kOrn. An if
it keeps on like this 'twon't be nothin in
our favor if the Alliance rise farm truck
up to whur yer can't tech it tiptOein'.
Now, there's three churuins last week.
an yer no l never go under fore pOuns TO
q churnin', an no butter for the table
Sunday, when Brother and Sister
Sparks come home with us from meetin'.
ses, ''Shucks, Sally, that air nothln' ter
speak on; most 0, the city folks eat ola
margarine the year rOun'." But Saliy's
talk do sound useful to them who take
any interest in eatin.
An this brings us TO the pint we want
ed to Ak yer on.
Sally an me don't agree on iron. We
no 1t air heavy subject. but we no also
that yer air likewise when it comes to
Jedgin. An out o politenes TO Sally's
perswashion an age produce her arguin
first, an mine secOnt, an yer not ter al
low any in yer decision fur Sallys bein
Of the weaker perswashion. An Sally
say she do have confidence in yer de-
ciden, if Jemes ingalls, did dream ther
want no Onnestv in polatiks.
Now, she do proclaim an assert, with
all the willfulness of one adopted to her
sex an peTswashIOn that if thar was no
tackS on iron our cookin stove an uten-
sils, SIGH as pots an ski,lets. flat irons,
brandon irons, waful irons, dog irons,
pinkin irons, frizin irons. curtin irons,
an sum more / didn't know she had,
would be cheaper; an what money we
could save on these an our new ridn'
plOw an cultivatOr, what we writ yeN
tibet we wus goin' ter by in the spring,
would 90 a long way in furnishin' caliker
an cotton an sch things as air headed
fur a well orderid house full. Now, this
do seem proper an rite an aufel good
tinancierln', an at fust bought. almost
ungitoverable. But, in buttin' Sally's
arguin off / want yer to consider pint
fur me that the high Terriff party hev
never adapted, fur as we hearn. 1t air
this. Purchased the runnin geer of a
kerry aul frum Yep JohnsIng fur S3.35c;
it wur allowed to be with only the price
of old hardwear: an Yep war almighty
glad ter git the money. / bein a black /
smith an useful man to Their party
put some wood ter tn vehIckle an lots /
o paint, maxim it cost me $40, lowin So .
a day fur my labor. Now | sold this I.
same take-em-all in to Squire Bill Hig-
gins fur $50.
Now the pint | make is, If new Iron
wur cheep, that air same runnin geer,
wood, paint and labor, could hev been
bought new fur S35. an Squire Bill T.
would hev saved that dollar an my pro- /
fesslon would hev been a thing of some I
future generation. an if this aiut reason .
enough fur beievin as I believe, then
Sally Streator no it all an | no nothin: I
IN with these remarks an what the reg
lar campaign documents of the party fur /
nlSh l leave the subjeC to yer ample con- /
sIderation, while put insect in thet fell /
Ter year what air ritin in yer paper to .
Their boys about deep plowin. Now .
DoyS. deep plOwing air very helpful in
making crops. but deep thinkin air sum
punkinS too when it come to sellin EN-.
Yer can hich fore Mules TO yer PIow an
sock her down TO Their BEEN an 60 off I
whislen Their Star Spangled banner. an
Narchin Through George. an it amt
Soin ter raise the price of truck or put
any money in yer PantalOons.
No sir f, tibet air not the way Sally an
me do. an if them City dudes tel Yer
het ornaments on yer shoulders air for
letchin hay seed, don't yer believe EN-.
m when Yer pillow deep, Jest think way
DOWN deeper an yer viii soon be mp to
" hur Sally and me air.
Speakin Of Sally reminds me tibet she
;ed ! should persent Misses Murdoch her
1indest reflections. an say that in case
he Ali ance do raise things up 10 whur
t VIII be announcement TO her about set
IN the table, she can depend on her fer
resh butter milk, new egs an early she'll
BATS at the old prices, she air willin 10
aCritise this much TO the benefit of our
-arty. Affect'y yer friends an Allies,
JEMI1S STREATOR An
SALLY STREATOR.
p Sally say If YOU think best don't
decide that pint till The legislator gifts
lone electln senator. J. :.
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