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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
POLL KNEW A THING OR TWO.
And the Board of Trade Operator Was
Beaten in His Own Household.

And the Board of Trade Operator Was
Beaten in His Own Household.
Some days ago the daughter of an
old Board Trader who lives in one
of those castle-like residences far south
on Prairie Avenue satisfied passing
whim by purchasing parrot. Now, her
father is man of very few words, but
this fact went for nothing with the par
rot. Before the green and yellow
feathered linguist had spent SO much
as fOrtv-eight hours amid its new sur
roundings it proved itself able to out
talk the entire family. 1t demonstrated
that it was one of those takers that in
sist on having the last and loudest word
at night and the first and fercest in the
morning. In fine, the bird was way up
in his business. He seemed to fully
and thoroughly realize that he was
born and bought to talk, and now his
one nuroose in his life was to fulfill his
mission.
The old Board of-Trader is a kind
and indulgent father, but he is also one
of the few men in this world who know
when they have enough. Poll was too
much.
The daughter taught the bird to say
and do many bright things, and among
others to salute her father with "Ah
there How'd you like the weather to-
day ?" This, somehow, proved an adj
ditional irritation to the old gentleman,
but, nevertheless, he tried to smile and
look pleasant under it.
After enduring the pet "beast" for
several days the indulgent parent tried
to coax his daughter to let him take it
down and exhibit it to the boys on
Change. Secretly his point was to lose
the parrot enroute. But, no; the
daughter was too familiar with the
plucking propensities of her fathers as
sociates to trust her "sweet darling
Poll" in the pits. Things ran on from
bad to worse, until finally one day when
the market had gone heavily against
him-and that, too, on the strength of a
fake cable from Russia-the old man
went home at night with murder in his
heart. Boiling into the house and past
his wife and daughter without seeing
them, he made straight for the con-
servatory, where perched the parrot.
No sooner had he thrown open the door
of the exotic retreat than the bird
shrugged himself and cried: "Ah, there I!
How'd you like the market to-day %
BLANK YOU !" Kissed the old man,
and catching Poll by the legs he swung
him round and round at arms length
about his head a score of times and
then dropped him on the floor for
dead.
The daughter and mother-having
followed the father on tip-toe-stood
speeches., gazing upon the exhibition
from behind the curtains.
Presently the parrot began to show
signs of recovery. He got upon mis-
feet, wabbled to his pole, and after a
,dextrous use of his beak and talons he
gained his perch. Then looking about
him in dazed sort of way, he shrieked:
"Gee whiz-how the wind blows ~
Reconciliation between father and
daughter came about amid much laugh
ter, and Poll gets a rosewood perch
4 N riStrnaS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
Dangers in Gold Baths.

The coolest natures take the hottest
baths and are not enfeebled by them. 1t
is blood heated by youth or the fire of
full life which likes the cold dip or
spray, but beware how you have to
nerve yourself to endure it. A Geld
bath May be a risky experiment. The
rule that cold bathing is safe when fol-
lowed by good reaction is not wholly
sound. / recall woman who used to
take baths of the coolest we'll water
oaily and find great refreshment from
them. who afterward charged weakness
of the heart and general debility to this
excessive stimulus, DR.. Shoemaker
saws all the persons he has known who
Roasted of breaking film of ice to take
their baths died early, yet doubtless
they felt good reaction at the time. It
is doubtful if any grown person, al
lowed free choice, ever persisted in
cold bathing which left chill. It is
safer to say, take cold bath "a only when
and actual enjoyment Indianapolis
Toirndt,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
August
Flower

ct inherit some tendency to Dys
pepsia from my mother. I suffered
two years in this way; consulted a
number of doctors. They did me
no good. / then used
Relieved in your August Flower
and it was just two
days when I felt great relief. I soon
got so that could sleep and eat, and
I felt that I was we'll. That was
three years ago, and am still first
class. | am never
Two Days. without a bottle, and
if l feel constipated
the least particle a dose or two of,
August Flower does the work. The
beauty of the medicine is, that You
can stop the use ofitwithout any bad
effects on the system.
Constipation While 1 was sick L
felt everything it
seemed to me a man could feel. 7
was of all men most miserable. lean
say, in conclusion, that I believe
August Flower will cure anyone of
indigestion, if taken
Life ofMisery with judgment A
M. Weed, 22o Belle
fontaine St. T~diarapnlis. Ind" %
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
His Mother for a Mentor.

Amoncthe undergraduates OF Harvard q
Amo on1Inn Gentleman of 20 from the
b blue grass region Of Kentucky, says i the
Loulss of one of the most intellectual
cadet c;1o o. o f the state, and the voices OF
,al1,l't than one of his kinsmen nave nave
oeen o; ne wear or so ago the young
eo an nanted to engage in business with tn
h hls ia af + deciding that he should nave
as ani red and thus be thorGdshbi;s s
EQUIPPED for public LIE thst sn direetion s
The a1 mother prevailed, and the ere ealn
e : ri being a man in aiflu ut1ema G,f' was
stances, ! the ! Young aTgya gedn''eH He CORE
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
Why Papa Enlarged HIS House.

Charley Chatterton says that when he
was crossing the country from Sam
Francisco with Sarah Bernhardt he
.sto oped TO visit an old friend IN Den
YER, whom he had not seen for several
yea's.
Charley noticed that his host had in
creased the size of his house by adding
ON wings in every conceivable place.
These additions were all of widely diff
ferent styles of architecture, and had
evidently been built at various times.
When Charley asked the reasoG of
the great change in his friends house
the latter said
"Well, every time one of my daugh-
tiers married 1 prepared for the worst
by building wing to my house |
found, in the first instance, that it
proved to be sound Judgment OBJ my
bart. so | kept right at it when the 9th
s!And they're all with me STILL"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
Keea1 ont

Keep Oea
disease by keeping in healthy &C
ton the liver, stomach and bowels.
There's a pleasant and a sure way
of doing it. It's with Dr.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. They're the best
Liver Pill ever made, and prompt
and effective remedy for Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Con-
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious At
tacks, and all arrangements of the
stomach, liver and bowels. They
cleanse and renovate the system,
quietly but thoroughly. They reg
ulate the system, tool they don't
upset it, like the old-fashioned pills.
These are purely vegetable and per-
fectly harmless. One "Pellet" a
dose. They're the easiest to take,
and the mildest in operation-the
smallest in size, but the most eff
cient in their work.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get.
Can you ask more?
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
Plerce's medicines are sold on.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
SHlLOH'S
CONSU M PTlON
CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure IS
without parallel in the history Of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to Sell it on pos
tive guarantee test that no other cure can sue
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. If you have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for
it will cure you. If your child has the Group,
or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief
is sure. If you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and
$500. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame,
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price IS cts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
HEAVY AS GOLD,
Wv Metal Used in the Manufacture
of Guns.

WV Metal Used in the Manufacture
of Guns.
0iam, Or tungsten, belongs to a
TI rare metals, and until a com
'I'eIy recent time was known only
" chemist, and its value YVES known
I'll The laboratory. With the in
'"D OF lOO-ton guns the demand for
S'n soon made the previously OBJ
n, |, metal we'll known throughout the
y, -, SofId' 1t was soon found that
,@ %eI lube, lining the bore of these
.~OaS guns, could not resist the
\ r Sl'alled by discharging many
tnsn. becoming fractured. Ex-
o VI, proved that the addition of a
4 du"nIIty OF tungsten to the fine
\ ~ SalP'oyed IN gun-making rem
,,T I latter metal wonderfully elias
\, T1l The steel tube will expand
/ "a o1a tension of firing and contract
\ bt ~ normal size a great many
.r vS'ore the quality of the metal
Sr; > way impaired. The German
Sr, absorb most Of the tung-
IA ar a., IN the world, and from being
/ At StI5IoSitY seen only in the labor
EM3 "e chemist this rare metal has
Es iG considerable value. Wolfram
r@; s occurs in combination with
E so& Europe, but it is also found
Es1st,.Y.s' or tungstate of lime. 1t is
S g@,'ef iorm that it occurs in Otaeo.
EsI r'I b,! i,SeIt Is of a white color, ex-
Fl y b ytlttLe and heavy, the specific
i y T;I7 1871, that Of gold being
e,v i bolnus be seen that tungsten
BIZ LEA Heayy metal, being only very
"SU'er than gold.-NeaV York
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
PeaceabIe Settlement.

The best known of the peaceable set
Elements of international controver .ies
was that between the United States and
Great Britain, in 1872, on account of the
Alabama Claims" which matter was
referred to five arbitrator named by
the United States, England, the Swiss
Republic, the King of Italy and the
Emperor of Brazil, respectively. In a
dispute between England and France
in 1S43 the King of Prussia acted as ar
bltrator. A controversy in 1850 was re-
ferred to Louis Napoleon, who was at
that time president of France.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

Mrs. TANGLE-"H Henry, you have been
vnur amanuensis. Don't try to deny it !
have proof Mr.. Tangle-"What
nroof pray? '' Mrs. Tangle-''I found
IN yonr pocket bill for ribbon for
tvnewriter, Kate Fields Washington
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
NOmnnennahIe

,, .r.iliS not consistent with the high
Al Az \, VI Syrup of Figs are purposely
+ o " Ine Cal. Fig Syrup Company.
h " "1S on the kidneys, liver and
i, ,'S"IISlng the system effectually
N, + ~, " cure-all and makes no pre-
4'"l every bottle Will not substan-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

ono Your husbands case is sse !.
i H. Mrs, Moriarity. Pm afraid
l9orsno some foreign substance in his
fo a9, Mrs. Noriality-'' Furrin,
ior n", an Oi'm not surprised:
lgain aony S the tonne Olive warned
Ie'SoSoI aun' thin Dutch sausinges
l. ECU lond Of. '-Kote Fields Wash
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
ABOVE A DREAMIEss SLEEP.

BY SIR EDWIN ARNOLD
oWeet, on the daisies of your English grave
II Jay tnlS little wreath of Indian flowers
't1agfant 1or me because the scent thay have
oa'nes OF the memory of our welded hours.
r9r otneTs scentless; and for you, in heaven.
60 10 pale and faded. dear. dead wife to wear
given - " "uA' iof-
mat 1 ne who brings them lays his heart, too
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
A Chamber Of Horrors.

The apartment to which the unhappy wretch
Is confined by intlammatory rheumatism is in
deed chamber of horrors Appalling are the
fortunes inflicted by this agonizing complaint,
and those endured by persons suffering from
m1lder forms of it are severe enough. Obstinate
as it is in its mature development, it is surely
remediable at the outset with Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, an infinitely safer well as more
effective remedy than the poisons often used to
subdue it. Always should it be borne in MIND
by those seeking relief from rheumatism. that
though conquerable in the inciplent stage, it is
not only stubborn but dangerous when fully
developed, on account of its tendency to attack
the vital parts. This consideration should lead
to early adoption of curative measures. The
Bltters will overcome malarial, kidney, dyspep-
tic and bilious troubles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
Chc Only One Ever Printcd-Can
You Find The Word?

There is a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places Crescent on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name of the word, and
they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL.
I.ITHOGRAPHS. or SAMPLES FREE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

FITS-An Fits stopped free by DR. MIIne's
Great Nerve kestOrer. No fits after first days
use Marvellous Treatise and s. GO trial bottle free
to Fit cases. send Dr. Kline 931 Arch st Phila Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

AT THE MUSEUM X.-"My dear,
I want you to observe this beautiful
statue of Apollo. That one is his wife,
Apollinaris. "-Brooklya Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

Use Browns BRONCHIAL. TROCIIES for
Coughs, Colds and all other Throat Troub-
les. - ''Pre-eminently the best" - Req.
Henri Ward Beecher
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

Made To Look Like New.
Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
etc, Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pletch's Dye Works. A6W
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10
The Favored Glasses.

Teachers, ministers, farmers, mechanics,
merchants, as well as their wives, daugh,
tiers and sons, who would like to devote at
least part . theiF time and attention on to to
ready money during the next few months,
would do we'll to look up the advertise
ment of B. F. johnson & Co., Richmond,
Va, in another column, as it may be the
means of opening up to many new life and
larger possibilities. These gentlemen
have been extensively and successfully en-
gagged in business for many years, and
they know what they are talking about
when they tell you they can show you how
to better your financial condition.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

FoRGETFUL.- Waiter, you for
get yourself" Waiter (grumpily)-
"Well, that is because you never re-
member me. "-Neao York Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

A TICKET agent may be dandy, but
train crier is the high-toned man
about a depot. -Binghamton Republican
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

FIRST COLD, THEN BRONCHITIS Check the
first with HALE's HONEY OF HoREHouND AND
TAR.
1Itp
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

CHE battle is not always to the
strong" said the Judge as he awarded
the butter premium at the county fair.
-Tprds ,SiftJ1}0s
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

A CURE for nearly all the common ills
what, doctors? Pshaw Take Beecham's
Pills. For sale by all druggists. rs cents
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

NEVER contradict painter in a thea
ter. He always wants to make scene.
-Pioau,l7lR
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

ALTHOUGH managers pay a popular
singer big prices, they do not conceal
the fact that they want her services for
a song Baltimore AmericQn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

CHAT dog is one of our famous Mary
land breed" Eyes, 1 recognized his
Chesapeake Bay last night.-Bolttmore
american
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

UNCLE TREEToP-"T is one thing a
stranger cannot fail to notice about the
people he meets in New York" Will
lam Ann-"What is that ?" Uncle
all seem to be going the
other Way."-NeoO York Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

Geat Bargains in Ladies' Watches
Genuine Elgin ladies' watch. Boss filled
case, guaranteed twenty years, only SIG.
Handsome plush case with each watch.
Write or call on c. Preusser Jewelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

~ HAVE always Wished" soliloquized
the coroner, pensively, "that L could
have held this office Immediately after
the flood. "-Pacifc HdrbOr Light.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

The Yuma Indians are building a
theater of their own. It is expected
that the performances will be mostly
Yumarous, SO to speak.-PhHodelphao
Tedner
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

MANY a life has been lost
L,,pse Of the taste of cod
yer oil.
H SCOTS Emulsion did
53ing more than take that
Ste away, it would save the
res Of some at least of those
BAT put off too long the
[eaas Of recovery.
Ii does more. It is half
rested already. 1t slips
|ough the stomach as if ny
health. 1t goes to make
Eength when cod-liver oil
|yld be a burden.
Ear& BOWIE, Chemists, 13a South sth Avenue.
York.
|ardruggrst keeps SCOTS Emulsion of cod-l,ver
/ hdruggsts everywhere do. ST..
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

Rare Bargains in Ladies' Watches.
During the next 80 days we will sell a
solid 14-karat ladies' Elgln watch for $22.
Handsome plush case with each watch.
Write Or call on G. Preusser JeWelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

THERE is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than al other diseases put together,
incurable For greet many years doctors pro-
nounced it q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatme nt, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be constitu-
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure manu-
featured by f. j. Cheney Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the market. 1t
is taken internally in doses from ten drops to q
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any it fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials Ad-
dress, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
M0-SOld by Druggists 75c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

W1FE-"We are going to disband our
sewing society" Husband-"Why,
what is the trouble ?" Wlfe-"All the
women in the parish have joined,
There's no one left to talk about"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-10

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A SSESSMENT ROLL for grading rrsveling
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from Union street 10 Last street. In the city OF
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You are HEREBY notified that an assessme n {
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So much mystery surrounds the, de-
mise Of royal and titled people in Europe
that in view Of recent events the gen.
eral public becomes suspicious whenever
death among the upper classes" is an
nounced. The actual facts leaked out
regarding the suicides Of the heir to the
Austrian throne and the English Duke
of Bedford despite strenuous efforts at
suppression, so when Prince Baudouin
of Belgium expired suddenly the other
day and no details-of his last hours were
furnished, the report spread all over the
globe that he had killed himself rather
than face a scandalous exposure. Hap
PLY this proves untrue, for it is now
tardily established that he was the vic
tim of pneumonia and not of despair.
But why so much mystery regarding
events that cannot possibly be concealed