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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-04-14
Cholera,
DiSentey Oh
EluX.

kaguire's Beene Plant for nearlyI5o years
the infalsble cure. thousand of testimo-
mails; Endorsed BY the Western Sanitary
Commission, u. 8. army officers, hospital
physicians, steamboat officers, etc. Taken
in time sure preventive Of Asiatic cholera
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-04-14
KRAUsE's HEADACHE CAPSULES

unlike many remedies are perfectly harm
less. they contain no injurious substance
and will stop any kind of . headache, will,
prevent headaches caused by over indul.
seuce of food or drink late at night. Price
Is cents. -
For sale BY Aug. Fleischmann, corner Of
Fourth and Ohio Mertz q Hale, 210 Ohio
and O. w. Smith, 9l6 East Third.
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SEEDS

Go to Biocher's Seed Store for reliable
northern garden seeds in bulk. Flax seed
to loan. 12l East Main street.
4-S&w4t
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THE PLACE TO Go

r, T. MAJOR.

For frst-class dental work. Go to
T. T. MAJOR,
80 Ohio street., Sedalia, No. Artificial
teeth . speciality. Insure Q perfect 6t,
life-like appearance and mechanical OK.
scution. Teeth extracted without pain
with gas and Vitalized air. Slowly
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-04-14

If you are going to build,
buy your hardware of John HOux
and save money, ITO West Main
street.
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Farm
Loans

yVU PfCoxC 6LIO cSOP 1HVSL COT
Best terms ever offered in Central Missouri.
See me before borrowing. F. HOUSTON,
3.l7wtf Sedslis, Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-04-14

The American Eagle isn't
Spring chicken. Not this Spring.
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New Plsnl Low Rates !
Nominal commissioni In
terest yesrlsl You fix
time of payment.
Loans made by 2, 8, 5, z,
or 10 years. Pay when
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DIED OF LA GRIPPE.

meEI.s.,s WINE OF cARpuI for female diseases
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WORTHY OF A BETTER CAUSE.

MsELaEE,s WINE OF cARDU; for Weak Nerve,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

second class. The Atlanta has bristling
ana plucky appearance. Some of the new
Ianeieo guns, long and threatening, but not
mucn digger around thsn the old fashioned
musket have toy-like effect. When I
sIsICso tne little shorter she was taking on
power. her coal and other supplies were
ALREADY on board and all hands were either
on duty or within easy call. Some Of the
oMcers who were not engaged in directing
matters between decks were receiving
vlslt from party of ladies on the forward
aecK. Naval officers are notorious for their
naolt OF marrying pretty women, and the
ueVy OF visiting wives, and presumable
cousins and aunts, on the forward deck of
Tue Atlanta was quite in conformity with
tue interesting traditions
Inc Concord and the Bennington have
only just been cleared. Exactly where
they are going is, of course, as much
mystery-or was at the time of my last in
qulrles-as the destination of their sister
SHIPS. The Concord and Bennington are
sister ships In special sense, for they are
OF the one design, being built from the
same specifications. In fact, pictures of
one ship pass current for pictures of the
other, excepting naturally, among naval
men, who have certain little mennerisms
OF rig to help them in the Identification.
lhe twin ships, beautiful in their symmet-
rlcal perfection, were made ready at about
the same time, the Bennington having
some slight after delay in securing com
plete crew.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

If his collar is always wilted after the
third dance.
If he don't know where to find his part
ner.
If he writes the girls name on her dancs
card and scribbles his name on his card.
If he ends every sentence with q gigglc
If he gets caught in the tolls of q a,nsse
fairy, and don't know how to extrlcate hlrl
self
If he steps on every woman's train that
passes him.
If he goes rushing madly at nothing and
stops before he gets there.
If he mumbles something exceptionally
obtuse when he bids his hostess good
night" and then comes back again 10 lind
his hat, and
AS you go rafting along in your convey
ance You see him standing bareheaded un-
der street lamp excitediy telling police
man to ''call his carriage. "-.husic ana
Drama.
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Getting crews has not been serious diff
nculty, but it has been matter requiring
some activity on the part of the recruiting
officers.
Over near the repair shops floats that
bantam monitor, the Miantonomoh, upon
whose surface hammers have been clatter-
ing at lively rate. The Miantonomoh
represents the latest stage of our evolution
In battle ships. Her turrets are plated with
eleven and a half inches of compound
armor. In the after turret are mounted two
lO-inch high power rifles, and two more are
being placed in the forward turret The
military mast is being prepared for the
mounting of two guns aloft. When all the
weights are on board, as they will be within
week or two, the monitor deck will not
be more than twenty four inches above the
wafer line. Sea and shell may play as they
like over her deck. She is probably an
able defense ship, but she is slow, and
would be long time getting to Valparaiso.
The Terror, sister monitor, is in a less
advanced state. She could not be made
ready for sea in less than two months The
rebuilding of such vessel of war implies
al immense amount of expensive labor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
BRING ON YOUR WAR
The CHILEAN Scare Has Brushed
Up the Navy.
THE WORK AT THE YARDS
The Ships Cleared Within Few Days-Popu
lar Interest in the Preparations for
Possible War.
THE WORK AT THE YARDS

Last Sunday the dapper little corporal
who stands at the main entrance to the
New York navy yard told about six
hundred people that on any other day in
the week they could get in without pass
The 600 people were much disappointed
Sunday suited them as a sightseeing day
and it was hard to be informed that pass
was absolutely essential
Ever since the war scare began the
New York navy yard has been besieged
with visitors curious to inspect the war
ships and to watch the energetic prepare
tions for the possible crisis of war All
day long they have filed through the mar
row cutting in the yellow stone wall.
When they have come too early they have
been willing to wait. When they have
come too late they have hung aroundi in hope
of inyenting some pretext for passing the
vigilant guard.
When the stream of general visitors has
fallen off at dusk, the hurrying figures of
reporters have become visible to the faded
corporal At l an. the Newspaper ennis
saries have not hesitated to appeal for ad-
mission to the presence of the commandment
of the yard.
The commandant of the yard considers
himself long suffering creature. He is in
vigorous health, but the reporters have
worn his nerves down to a minimum of
vitality.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

pots, who lost no time in coating the con
pIeted surfaces. Coaling squads scurriea
here and there and the clatter of ton nfta1.
ton OF fuel as 1t glided down the iron
ehutes became familiar sound. Powder
and ammunition, requiring mora
delicate handling, was packed iute
the recesses of eager wersb;rS
The subsistence of the more threateni,, +. :.
signs OF war has not diminished the ena-
getlc preparations. It seems TO have hear
the theory that every available SHIN shonId
De July equipped, and one by one the VOC
sells in the New York waters have hean
prepared, have dropped down the hsr
Tor more specific sailing orders. or he;n4g
supplied with such sailing orders rs
steamed awey through Sandy HooL,
Within the past four or five dars t
cruisers have been cleared.
At the head of the list Is the e,eo.n+
popular Chicago, a ship of the first cIsss
examined her from stem to stern bofo,a
she left the dock, and very trim aud yror
like she looked. Everything that carriad
paint was cleaning white Tho 49,
shone with fine lustre. The rif,ed connm
visible through the white ports was -.
black. The deck rope was coiIed in ";,o,ad e'
In ovals and in artistic SIS. The saa,na1
were impatiently pacing the decl rnhen
they were not occupied In Yiving tinish;en
touches to little details. The bilts of ths
sabres in the port racks seemed IN invite .
valorous hand. The buIwark getlings 90,
trasted with the black noses of the oo.
non.
The Chicago was ready day or two be.
lore the Atlanta, which is cruiser of the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
Smart Definitions.

bright woman writing to an English
paper gives the following definitions of ex-
pressions in general use:
Chaff-A feeble substitute for wit, origin
atlng In personalities and usually degener-
atlng into lmpertinence.
Smartness-A vague term used to de-
scribe any section of society sufficiently
exclusive to exclude ourselves.
a Smart Woman-One with no principles
but many prejudices.
A Smart Man-One who selects his
friends entirely on account of their friends.
A Duck (feminine)-A girl who associ .
ates chiefly with young married women and
old married men.
A Duck (neuter)-A precocous lad con-
trlved by nature for man, by character
Tor woman, and compelled by circam-
stances to be neither the one nor the other.
A Right Sort feminine "A "paln in pet.
ticoats.
Mash-An Objectionable term Tor an OBJ
jectionable attachment
Johnny-A youth with no brains and
less heart much addicted to high living and
low life
Bounder-A term of familiar contempt
Tor our personal enemy. Seldom employ
ed except by fourth-form boys and tenth
rate stock 1obberS.
Good Chap-Au innocuous nonentity.
possessed of insufficient individuality even
to attract hatred.
Good Form-The latest insanity in vogue
in the highest circles
A Young Married Woman-One who
dresses at her husbands expense for the
qualification of her husbands acouaint-
apceS.
Jolly Girl-An unmarried woman who
recognizes no other restraint but the re-
straints of fashion.
AID Outsider-Any one who is succeeding
better than ourselves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
OMNIUM GATHERUM.
Medley of Interesting Everyday
Matters.
Sparkling Definitions--A Group of Don'ts
-Homely Wisdom-OGher
Newsy Notes.

The Atchison (Kas.) Globe says it is
easier to bluff man than it is to whip him.
When one man exercises his rights an
other man begins to have wrongs.
The world is your oyster; to open it you
nave to run the risk Of tumbling into the
soup.
The less sense man has the more he has
TO say when he falls in love and gets relig-
ion.
We never knew really shiftless man
VINO was not expecting to get rich by hav-
ing money left him
There Is no reason why a woman should
always be pleasant and agreeable; she
never expects to run for Office.
We have noticed that the cheaper the
pants young man has on the more fur he
puts on the collar and cuffs of his overcoat.
There are more short, fat women in the
world than there are tall, thin ones. We
wonder they do not rebel against the fash
Ion plates that are all for the tell, thin ones.
There have been so many express rob-
berries OF late that when an express messen-
ger starts. out on the road now his wife
says: Honey, throw up your hands quick
when they tell you
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
Incorrect Forms.

Do not say "He speaks bag Grammar >,
but He uses poor English"
Not 81 am real ILL., !" but, II am really i'll. y
"Not 81 feel bad" but 81 feel badly"
Not Hadn't ouhgt," but "Shouldn',
have"
Do not begin all remarks with an excla.
marion such as ''Well!' Say" ON
Do not say. Pm not going, l don't be.
lieve," but Pm not going, l believe"
Not "a free pass, "but pass" not"new
beginners" but beginners" not "eevat-
ed up" but elevated
Not 81 am through dinner" but 81 have
finished dinner"
Not ut is too salty" but ut is too salt :,
Not Light Completed" but Light
comprehend.
Not He don't come to see me, !" but He
doesn't come TO zee me-"
Not 'Who are you going with!' but
Whom are you going with ?'-Cuy and
Country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

January, the garnet, signifies health, JOY
and constancy.
February, the amethyst, signifies sobri-
ETY. and peace of mind.
March, the blood stone, signifies courage.
April, the sapphire, for repentance or the
diamond, for innocence
May, the emerald, for success in love.
June, the agate. emblem of health and
long life.
July, the cornelian, typifes a c1ntented
mind-some say good memory.
August, the onyx, emblem of married
happiness.
September, the chrysolite, signifies a
sound body and mind.
October, the opal and beryl, indicating
hope.
November, the topaz, meaning faithful
friendship.
December, the ruby for prosperity.
The beryl is Identical with the emerald.
except in color. 1t is pale green and trans.
lucent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

My dear boysp' he gasps, 81 don't
know any more than you do!;
sometimes this is not strictly true of
course. The commandant has generally
known good deal more than he had
authority to tell And then again the re-
porters nave brought him news he would
not officially receive until many hours
Later. His official hours for seeing re-
porters are between 10 and 4. But he does
no live up to them. He HES him AWAY in
8 cab at $3.50, and buries himself in the re-
cesses OF the vehicle that he may not be
waylald by an emissary at the gate.
Within the past few days the executive
1orce has brought the answering of inquir-
les down to science. The man who knows
the most about the orders from Washing
Ton IS the dock laborer. I'VE are coallng
the Atlanta" he says, $50 that she can sail
on Tuesday. She sails at in the morning
ana Tracy has ordered her to Havana. +"
When the Atlanta does not sail at on
Tuesday the dock laborer is nothing
oaunted. bis tone of authority is quite as
emphatic on the day following
The sergeant of the marines does mot.
know as much as the dock laborer, but he
knows good deal. His gossip has the
flavor OF coming direct from the navy de-
partment and not by the vulgar channels of
the public telegraph. One of the clerks in
the executive building also has informa-
1iou, AoI 30 ueunlte, lnuteQ. as that OF the
sergeant, but still authentic, as he will
claim with an air of self possessed kpowI-
edge. BY the time you get to the com
mandants secretary information begins to
get scarce. And the commandant himself
is the most genially uniformed being on
the continent. The higher your office the
less you know.
But by the aid of certain statements
which the commsndant agrees not to deny
and certain diluted intelligence cleaned
from officials less completely incrusted bv
ott1clal reserve, the press and the public
DO get considerable information from the
busting New York yard. And then the
yard does good deal of talking for itself.
Since the launching OF the Maine, work
has been going along at a pretty healthy
pace. The new cruiser is beginning To
take form. 1t will be ready for launching
before many months. These enterprises
kept the yard in active shape. But at the
time OF the news from Chilli everything
took on different cast. The force was
Increased, and picturesque hustle began
TO characterize this arena of naval prog
ress. On the cruisers that were being
prepared for immediate departure. men
worked night and day. Workers in iron
and steel were followed by men with paint
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

The Puritan, which will draw only
eighteen feet of water, will have in place
OF turrets two barrettes over which the
shielded guns will fire. The shells thrown
by these guns will weigh 500 pounds. In
the superstructure between the two bar
rettes there will be two four inch guns.
But the Terror and Puritan are not to he
counted upon for any war that might begin
now. The available force on the Atlantic
coast now consists of the Chicago, Newark,
Atlanta, Bennington, Concord, Kearsarge
and Miantonomoh. This is pretty snug
list. And we have now at or near Val
paraiso the Baltimore, Boston, San Fran
CISCO end yorktown. VICTOR SINS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
PROCURE 1T BEFORE LEAVING HOME

NJ. B. Kilborn left the west and settled
in Orange valley, New Jersey. He now
hnds that his favorite remedy for Group is
not sold there and is anxious to get sup
ply. Here it is in his own words: "Can
you let me know if Chamberlain's cough
remedy is to be got in New York CITY or is
sold by anyone n New Jersey! l want to
get some; it being the best remedy can
find for Group. Since leaving the west /
have not required any, bat cold weather is
coming on and may need it and am only
sorry did not bring some with me-" For
sale by T. C. NJ. l. drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
GOOD LOOKS.

Good looks are more than skin deep. de
pending upon healthy condition of all the
vital organs. II the liver be inactive. YOU
nave bilious look, if your stomach be dis
ordered, you have dyspeptic look, and if
your kidneys be affected you have pinched
teoK. Secure good health and you win
nave good looks. Electric bitters is the
great alternative and tonic. acts directlv -.
these vital organs. Cures pimples, blotch-
es, polls, and gives good complexion.
Sola at A. c. Smiths drug store SOC. per
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores letter, chepped hands, chilblains
corns and all skin eruptions, and positively
cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is gaur-
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by A. @. Smith & Company.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
OUR PROPOSITION.

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BIt,S WANTED

Sealed proposals for the construction of
stone culvert to convey the waters of
City creek across State street near the in
tersection of North Temple street, will be
received until p. m. OF Saturday, Novem-
Der Is. Plans and specifications en- file in
this Office. BY order of the city council.
A. +. DoREMUs,
City Engineer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
A LITTLE GIRLS EXPERIENCE INA LIGU>
HOIISE

MIR. and Mrs. Lorin Prescott arc keepers
OF the government lighthouse at Sand
Beach, Mich, and are blessed with a
daughter four years old. Last April she
was taken down with measles, followed
with dreadful cough and turning into a
fever. Doctors at home and at Detroit
treated her, but in vain. She grew worse
rapidly, until she was mere ''handful of
bones" Then she tried DR.. Kings New
Discovery, and after the use of two and n
half bottles was completely cured. They
say DIR. Kings New Discovery is worth its
weight in gold. yet you may get trial bot
tie free at A. C. Smith & Co.'s drug store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

FOR LETTER HEADS

Bill heads, statements. ball tickets and
all kinds of job work send to THE HERALD.
quick work and reasonable prices as
sured
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

The attention Of those desiring to open
savings accounts is called 10 the Deseret
Savings Bank, which allows interest On de-
posts at the rate of per cent. per snnum,
compounded quarterly. Money to loan on ap.
proved real estate security. Its officers are
Us follows:
JOHN SHARP, President
MOSES THATCHER, Vice President
L. A. SMITH, Cashier.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
THE SHORT LINE.

The Union Pacific is the short line to all
points east. Through car Service: dining.
car service and fastest time. Remember
the Union Pacific. Ticket Office, POI Main
street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, che gave them Castoris
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
AnnopioaniZod
Encyclopedia
Britannica

Came forth the practical everyday reference Of the
times modernized and complete in ITSELF THE HERALD PUB
LISTING COMPANY by arrangement
with publishers OF this already immensely popular
eopedia is enabled to offer it, with years subscription
THE DAILY HERALD the public price and such easy
place it within The work may ha
Observation-Disclosures THE HERALD Counting
Rooms receipt Of postal card making request
representative will call address in the city
sample copy.
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Never Expect Much

From pair of cheap shoes.
From pair of bargain" gloves
From dressmaker-until you have tried
her.
From the play for which you have re-
ceived free tickets.
From the number of your ticket in the
lottery. Music and Drama
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29
A POLICY

In the Niagara will insure sweet repose
Il. J. GRANT & Co., Agents.
J. F. GRANT, Manager.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-11-29

a bright woman writing to an English
paper gives the following definitions of ex-
pressions in general use:
Chaff-A feeble substitute for wit, origin
Los Angeles herald., 1891-06-17
REDONDO.

Colonel and Mrs. P. G. Baker and
little son, Roy, are spending few days
at Redlands this week. They will re-
turn to the Redondo on Thursday next.
Miss Nellie Mcfarland and Misses
Alice and Addie Deming, prominent So
ciety young ladies of San Francisco, are
at the Redondo hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. I. Garnsey, of Los
Angeles, were among the numerous vis-
itors who spent the day at the beach.
Rooms are fast being engaged for the
season at Redondo hotel. Every day
brings in new applications, and it bids
fair to be the most popular resort on the
coast.
On Saturday evening of this week a
grand concert will be given in the pa.
vilion. The programme will be good,
and after the entertainment dance will
take place.
The latest arrivals at the hotel in
clude W. Macintosh, Portland, Or; j.
A. Hays. Utica, N. Y; Miss Richards,
Chicago; Edward Cohn and party, San
Francisco; Bradford Peck and sister,
Los Angeles; Mr.. and Mrs. A. Zandt,
Evansville, Ind. B.