The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-01-22
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III |. very poet scsi tbsa siss veal
tsis roo, 10.
--Bsovs Ca I cell yos Lcrssf Bag
uslI-wta, The sssiss vstA kssf
-rnas,. Does BE- Loot bis vils's biiisf
Bssssd % I've sssE hin kish 81 them.
II, 10 Easy ter men 10 believe 10 The
v.don a oed .Lss svs'ythiss comes bic
ssy.
I'VE essl leave fos 90 hour Why noti
NJ viis hss gone irse The Kitchen iof .
ssccna.
-C.llr Where's Jour isshsri Urehss
Hes shisslin. Cslier-Ths bsrrf Ur
ctir-~So. Tommy.
Adam sra Eve bed the earth al one
time Their sspsrieros should b . ssrr,
ipe 10 those people vko vert II 10 dsy.
-ssest Innocence = You ~. Bsrop.
my psps sivss me book ever, birthday
All ,oa must have slssdy quite iib's'
~,
= She sny,ba Ls warm friends,
hssn't hef lie We'll. be bsd. but be Dor.
roved money from them. They ere pretty
bot nu~.
-Tsikl Erclsim~d PopsoDby. sLe didn't
coy .ofd. Why. TALKED 10 Der half 30
Lour Lao, night aud sbs never opened her
mouth rieepi 10 yssrl
~c,ersynsn (mskiog . caii) And do
you si.s,s do % your msmms tells yoo.
Fiossisf Pio..ic (empbsiicAliyl Il do and
70 does pap.
Teacher = whs. 10 absolutely necessary !
10 sn.ble man 10 get along we'll 10 this
wicked vorIdf Johnny "A nt.ling good
pair Of lrss.
IS, Right DO you belong 10 tie
church, inquired the clergyms Of the
isnitor. No.teplied The isnitor; the church
belongs " me.
Mrs Bloombumper - What 10 the
dinsrpce between bsse ball and foot bsllf
Bloom bumper 10 base ball the kicking 10
not really part II the game,
III you cant snord fancy peD~ipers.
stick your pets iuio potato. says . writer
Who IT, iienily uIiniormed on The price
OF potsto.s this Sist.t
- &C. visitor (yiewiua the new bsby) |
Do "a think he 10 going to resemble ! 10
father Tue mother l shouldn't be sur.
prsei. lie keeps me up every night.
When jou see . man cit down 10 = bar
ber's chop. PIN the newspaper round bis
meek aud con mence to read the tosel, you
can put him down a. absent'minded.
She ~ouldnt take to the woods = an
going 10 the shore. yea. said Miss A0gsllDe
and am not going husband hunting; but
II any nice young man is out wife hunting
shall he easily found.
johnny "a, Llncoln Pnk) = Whats
the use Of your oiisrin' . piece Of gum 10
ths elephants? They won't touch il.
Willie III be, you this little ono will.
She's Gid elephant
Why Is /, that 1t |. 80 much essier Tor
other people to cay mean things about .
man than 1t is to make . pleasant COM
men,f You yourself. you know, never cay
anything bat pleasant thugs about any.
body.
His choice Proud father Showing of
his boy before company My SOD. which
would you rather DO. Shakespeare or Ed
ison7 Little son (siisr meditstion) I'D
rather be Edisou wby' Cause be sin't
dead.
1t 10 discouraging. TO suy the lesst,
10 a young msn sho has been tendefly
iuising lew struggling hairs on bis up'
per lip Tor three months, TO have his girl
y-oh, Charlie, why don't You let your
mustsche erosi
Mrs, Nubbius Josiah, you going TO
sc. upl Mr.. NubbiDs tyswnine) Well,
] have oDe consolation = l shall have sleep
enough when I'm dead. Mrs. N.-Yes.
and you will 6od the fro lii when you
awake. iust a. you do nov.
--Ah. said the church reformer. sadly.
never se. church fair like this without
thinking OF the money changers Ia the
temple Jcu't see the Resemblance, 70,
piled the young man, with equsl ssdness.
There Is no money cosnRins here; ~bst
ever you givr EN- they keep.
Tommy aow much will You charge
me Tor b,cycle for this afternoon, Mr..
Wheeler Proprietor Fifty cents Tor The
first hour, tweuty ,ave cents % hour after
that. Tommy Well. ,hint will come
sronud here al h ,nt lister.
--wh,re have you been. Rex remarked
Alias Flossis TO her masiiG; sod ~ tho
ue noble aIimsl siphed cheerinily and
laid potion u Charles Henry's Sunday
trousers d. her feet. she continued: You
bad dosfi. I'm afraid you've bees 81 on
another tear.
= Husband How did you get along
While ~A. sway. my desri Wife Pretty
yell. Eve. pish, ] 90, on, some Of your
old cs.ih.s std siie~ed them around tho
6bcs. ,iartrj mud I'll over the stsirs, and
ssore At n',ssIi oees.icnsliy. aad IL seem.
sd realty iise bom-
-Ltdy " .a'rs VET, late this morning,
Asbn. did the Slstm rock fail 10 sale
youf snslt- sor.s yoa diIn's eel Il
last Iipn aA'.ai Im simosl certain !
did. Hos DO ,oa tno~ that II cidnt so
OF .ithoa, disturbing you' WY. I've
bern s.sAr tao hoars listening for H.
l. sd'f = i,lchins party down
Guat Ne have come to lyuch The pris.