The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-24
BRIGaT BITS.

REAL STEAM-RoLL Is announced as one of
the attractions of pay running at the STRAIT
ford tneater. Az realism ia new steam role,
it may we'll claim to be at least a success Ge
steam. Funny Folks
LAcoNIC WAITER thoroughly familiar with
sporting majors taste in champagne}-Ssventy-
four. sir9
Sporting Major (dow1 on mis- luck after a bal
week at Newmark el-Sevan to four, sir! Dash
it! Wouldn't take ten to one about anything
Punch.
EDITOR OF ORGAN-"Coarse and abusive re-
marks" That's good phrase. BY tae way.
Mr.. Blower is on the other side, ism her
City Editor-O. no, he's one of our speakers.
Editor o? Let me see. think you'd bet
ter change that to keen and lncisive. Boston
Transcript.
HoJACK-lt is objected that now the govern
ment rainmakers can produce shower they
have no means of shutting the rain off when
we have had enough.
Tomdik-Oh yes, they have. All they need
do is TO send up lot OF balloons loaded with
dry sponges.-BrJok,yn Life.
BRoTHER DRABKIHs Good-by. then Brother
Broa ibrim; these are trou6louS times. l know
not when may seechee agaiu.
Brother Br0adorim--Thee speakest truly,
Brother Drabkins; but if neither thee nor
suffer arrest is week. thee wit find me at
nesting on First Day.-FltcE.
DOCS his insanity assume violent formf''
inquired the physician.
no, BIT, responded UnS relative IN charge or
the unfortunate man, but he's always helping
himself to a handful of something or other
whenever he passes peanut stand. He iIuag
ines he's policeman. - Chicago Tribune.
ANY-Why so sad, Edith
Edith trsctor's daughterl-O, poor pa He
never has any luckl They talked Of trying him
for heresy. you know. and tha church was get
ting more and more crowded every Sunday.
Now II turns out 1t wasn't heresy, at alt-and
he o we are, poor as ever!-BoSton Beacon.
CHAPPiE-I cawn't get the impression out of
ms mind that I've forgotten something.
Dumley-Not your fawsk?
Chappie-No nor me loading tools, nor me
compass Here ara me cleaning Implements
shell extractor aud me cartwidge bag. Aw, |
have it now. ! have left me gu at home,
Deucedly awkward, isn't it.-BroOklyn Life.
THERE is a man in our town,
Whose they say who know
Is worth a cold fat million, and
have no doubt it's so.
But when there needs for charity
Some tribe to be spent,
For taking hold to help along,
Heisu't worth cent Boston Courier.
Prisoner" said Judge Cowing, you are
charg with gambling"
Gambling! What is gambling?"
Playing cards for money"
But do not play cards for money; played
well you got money for your chips at the
end of the game, didn't youi''
$40; didn't have any chips, at the end Of
the same y
'Yoo'a fs discharge ~ Ge1Gs SifttnGs.
A WEALTHY Austin dude Is in the habit of Civ
ing lectures on art, to which he invites his
friends, WHO would rat her take medicine than
attend Gilhooly. in particular. is very expert
IN Masking excuses but last week the dude got
the best of him.
You will DO on hand at my lecture Thursday
night, will you not. Gilhooiy?"
There is nothing in the world I would like
In IN 1NVoff zIoNF
night. If it was any othes nj BIT Of the week
no hing could keep me away replied Gilhooly
looking as sad as il hs was giving up an oyster
supper with champagne trimmings.
y thoaght that WIS what you would say. |
don't deliver my lecture until Friday night so
you are foiled Rgai .''-EerIs S hisqs