Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-03-10

SCENE.-FrOu pdrl0r u he Pd0cc.
The Emperor ia slippers and kimOn0.
Entci Prince cham, rubbing his eyes.
Prince Chuu-What's the mattnr,
Kwang?
The Emperor-Read that, father and
see il you can throw any light on it.
Prince Chun-(readS the dispatch,
groanS and drops into chairl-Bones
of ConfuciuS, Was there ever such
luck"
The Empcror-What'S the matter
father What does il mean?
Prince chun-Matter enough and
mean enough, II you'll excuse the pun.
The United States is going TO send Sen
tor Blair over here, export him.
The Emperor-Nhy, they can't have
two Ministers. Denby'S here now.
They want the earth, these Americans
do.
Prince Chun-They evidently don't
want Blair. They'v We discharged DENLY
and given his place To Blair-to Blair oil
all men. That's a hundred times as Oad
rs the Exclusion act. Ferry never did
ANYTHING as mean as that in all that
TOnqnin business.
The Emperor-IS he pretty bad?
Prince Chun-WorSe than measles
and n,umpS together: worse than
spring freShet on the Yellow River
don't YOU remember, | was telling You
about him the other day?
The Emperor-IS that the man who
wanted to make the Gull Stream run
mp hill?
Prince Chun-The very same. You
can see now what be amounts TO. Aud
10 think that everything was going
along so SwimmiugIy. Our people are
getting 10 like DENLY, and your admin
istration is growing IN favor and luck
was running our way.
The Emperor - MiSfortuneS never
come singlv. The cook gave the En-
press warning to-day. could get an
other cook. but to have Blair here IS
more than | can stand, and l wouh L
stand il. You cable them we can thlnN
of having Blair sent here. Prepay the
message and that will make the Amer
leans take ii better.
Prince Chun-That won't do any good.
You don't know Blair or you wouldh [
suggest such "a thing. If he thinks we
dnp't want him. he'll be sure 10 come.
Th,t's his wav. Nobody has wanted
him I'm the United States for years ana
they tell me he's grown fat on that sort
of a feeling. Now they've Saddled MIN
of on MS. uuu
The Emperor-COuldn't you tell them
it', dreadfully unhealthy here TINS sea
son2 Tell them we've got smallpox OF
| erin. or ANYTHING. wish we had II II
would keep him away.
Prince Chun-That won't do any goou
/ either. He'll come and ietch a remedy
blair always has a remedy for every
/ thing. D.,
| done, then?
Prince Chun-Im sure don't know
Lot me think a bit. Have you got that
climbing with that Gulf Stream OIL OIL
his ON H. gave it TO you the other
The Emperor drawing mass OF
..r,,,nnled papers from his hip pocket
Yes, here it Is. ,..
Prince Chun lighting another gas JET
and taking the paperl-Let see now II
- fpeadso ITO extend the chan'
I runs AANtANAfTsN i.
nal NJ the Bav of Fundy to and through
The Gulf of 81. Lawrence and throug Il
Labrador to Hudson Bay; to extend the
channel of the Mississippi aud comPei
/ low of the thermal water oil the ""il ~
Mexico through such channel or chaA'
nels into Hudson Bay. To conduct III,
watershed and tidal currents to ana
tbroupL Hudson Bay a thrrma
good. no make that bay an inland ther'
mai sea. with the purpose OIL amen,
Grating and eQualizing the climate o.
The whole continent. To obtain 10y
those nor.h-going thermal waters
v,,rm inshore current, and the openlne
IN commerce Of the Northwest faSS" -
and Of other channels now closed oA
i ;re To give to the Lower Mississippi
from the Gulf to the greatest pracuc
able inland distance, q constant ag,
ievel linus preventing inundatlonS an, an'
ronsrouent epldemics. To select , lUca
ions for the formation of inland axe
~ sp0icient areas to detain the "a'yl
of the upper anluentS, ana thus TO pre-