Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-01-10
All Ewes Fault,

trouble you.
All Ewes Fault.
Cupid, god of the comical passion,
Points his sharp arrows at all;
He has bullied US after fashion
Ever since Eve had fall
If the serpent had not mesmerized her,
Led her to eat stolen fruit,
Then Cupid. the heaft hypnotizer.
Wouldn't have arrows to shoot.
ABOUT all that Mr.. Taggart can hope to win
in his anti-Camerop crusade is notoriety.
THE sober second thought usually comes after
the banquet.
THE base ball umpire now realizes that life is
worth the living.
FIELD nsws-That sent across the sea by the
first cable.
IF the trusts keep on picking up pieces of
the earth, all we can do is to trust in Provi-
dence.
A GREAT many blacklegs are appearing in
the burlesque section of the drama.
WINK is as good as a nod in the Land of
Nod.
MONTANA has two Legislatures. This will
undoubtedly check emigration in that direc.
tion.
THE man at the tail end of the procession
only gets what is left, and that means nothing.
How They Jingle.
A rhyme for woe
Youth find in "No."
For happiness
The word is yes"
DON CAMERON will doubtless live to dance
at his own funeral.
NET profts-The difference between the
wholesale and retail price of yelling.
You do not need to carry concealed weapons
to fight your way through life provided you
have the use of your arms.
THE new blind school is way out Of sight.
THE Kansas Alliance people are Just BEGIN
ming to realize what practical politics means.
Their head man is under cloud already.
Grangers who quit the plow for statesmanship
run risk of losing their farms as well as their
regulations.
Don't You Forget 1t.
If you imagine life is for leisure,
And fritter away golden hours
In the idle pursuit of pleasure.
You'll gather thorns, not flowers.
DR. MARY WALKER is again able to pull on
a pair of pantaloons and annoy the public.
BUFFALO BILL rode into the Agency day be-
fore yesterday with fire in his eye and ice on his
whiskers. Then he rode out again.
BLUE bloods who make blackguards Of them
selves cannot expect to be treated like gentle.
men.
NOTHING short of miracle will save the
miracles of the Bible from being torn up by the
roots if alleged heretics are to be given public
trial instead of being quietly deposed.
THE Democracy take delight In holding
Jacksonian ghost dances.
THE Japs do not permit the feet of women to
press the grass in the grounds surrounding
their legislative halls Female lobbyists are
unknown and scandals are scarce in the land of
the Mikado.
The Coming Highway.
When big ships sail through the air
Then you can reach the sky
Without the aid of the golden stair;
How will that be for nigh7
If you measure a man after you draw i'm
out his height will be found unchanged.
IrALY's King is man. He led in the rescue
of debris-buried workmen the other day, and
helped save two lives. He's noble noble eman.
LoNDoNs poor are crying Tor food and heat
This is common occurrence in free trade Eng
land, but the Golden Clubbers will blame it on
the Mckinley bill.
RED CLOUD has surrendered, but the war
cloud still hangs over Pine Ridge.
THE Danish diplomat who has been visiting
Pittsburg was presented at court night before
last. Inspector McAleese was master Of cere.
monies.
If you allow your thoughts to drift downward
you will see the sod; If upward you will see the
stars.
IF you strive to make others happy you will
not have much time for sorrow yourself.
A RAISING REMARK.
Now If man gets in the soup,
Sees prize but cannot win it.
He'll hear boys cry when he goes by:
ssThat fellow isn't in It"
PEOPLE who patronizs bench show invaria-
bly, 60 to the dogs.
NOTHING succeeds like success but il you
we're in the Prince Of Wales place you would
realize the full force of this old motto.
THE theaters have all been doing good
business this week. There seems to be q sufH-
cheney Of loose change here, at all events.
PrrTsBURG has met with reverses, but the
Supreme Courts reversal hits the city harder
than any of them. WILLIE WINKLE.
Thinks of His Georgia Residence.
Cincinnati Times-Star.l
Senator Brice, Of Nswhio. pausss to reflect
every time he confronts hotel register.