Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-11-03

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| III upon re shall feel compeld 20
@ resign the position n favor ~
NS sgm more worthy porOn. Mod
CITY is what ails me
mcanier-say. shall hay to rr-ign "
I'm drafted vycrywhcrrs I've bin inruld.
! must now. hirTinsiuns. bsinroll In M
ar,l. ~ 10 dlicrcnt town. n IL kep,
on travrlin' should hav eventooaly 10
cum a Bugalr. In which ca-s ! could
have held mcctin' anl clccie myself
I,ngadcvr. ginral quite unanimis. !
hadn't no idea thcrc was - many % me
before. hut. s.r,sly. conclutlsi 20 stop
eIhihitin. anil male tracks for Ialdins
Vile
My only daughter threw herself onto
my bnosun. and aid. lit y mo faythsri
! thank the 0O,lsr
She rcads the Lodgsr.
TIP us Yer bunch % hvcs. old fakcr'-
said AETEsus. JR Tie rrais the Clipper.
Ny wife was b. the s1win' circle j
snsw she and the wimin folk. was havin'
a pleasant time slanderin' the females ~
the other sowin' circle (which likewiss
met that AFTERNOON. AMI was doubles.
sni0yin' thsir-slVc. ckally well In alan.
d-rin' the fust namei circlel. aud didn't
.rnd for her allas like 30 see people
ENJOY thcir-slyss
Ny son OR0UsTUs was plsyin' onto a
hO0t
OEsUsTUs ia ethereal cuss Tho twins
VA. bildin' cob-hoa-,. Ia . corner of the
kitchen
l,ll cost some postage stamp, 90 raise
this family. ani Yet & 'ud 20 hari with
the oil man TO loss any lamb o. the
hock
An oil bachelor h q poor crttsr. lie
may have hearn the skylark OF whats
nearly the ,ams thing Mis, krIIO0o
anl C,KiOrrY PATH sing. be may have
hsarn OiE BUIL fiddle. ani all the DoD-
woKrus tot. an Yet he don't know
nOthin abUui music-thc rial. ginuino
thing-ths music - the laughter of
happy. we'll fci childrcnl And You may
AZ the father u such children home
"a dinner, fcchn' VERY surs thcrvll bs
no spoons missin' when ho go-s away.
Sich fathers never drop tin hye-ccnt
piece. into the contribution box. nor
palm shoe T-gs OF onto blind hoses for
oats. nor skclaldle 20 British sile when
their country l. IN dangvr-uor 10 any
thing which l. really m.an. idont mean
to intimate that tho old bachelor Il mp
to little games ~ this sort-nOt at all
but ! rrtsat. he's a poor critier. Tie
don't live herc-only stays H. ought 10
rologiIr. on b.half ~ his parents, for
bcin' here at all Tho happy marrid
man dies In gool stile at home. sur
rounded by his weeping wife AMI chill
drrn. The oil bachelor don't lie At AL
he sort u rots away. like poIlywogs
tail
Ny t0wnsmcn were sort o demoral.
iIed. There was q evident desine 10
eyade the Draft. a. obSarYei with sor.
rcr. aud pairitism WAS below Par-and
Mar. too. A Jew desprit. hadn't no
sooner ut down on ths piazzy of the
tayrun than ! saw sixteen solitary hos
u'eh' ''u," 'ou' ''''''
way up the street
What's theml lsitcayilryr l.
That said the landlord. lis the
stage. SIXTEEN ablebodicl citizens has
lately bot the stage line tween here and
scoebarg. IhAi 'hehl' iheJ ~ Ses~
dryers Stage-drversi is etemptr
saw ,ha' .aSh su,so ou'''e' ''" !"
letter IN his lett hand
dhe man Is hSa', 'o'y, sI '"'
landior "'h faiy 'hey aoh' nav
moren haii a dozen letters Nsh Gun
Today they We got one ap'eos' III" my
lights and iiVer'
And the las-engrr
There ANT any skscev hoW-uA,r'
said the landlord, "and what few there
Is very much prefer 10 walk. the roads is
~ rough"
"And how lat with your inquired OF
the editor Of the Bn9ie-Horn of L'tsrfy'
who sot near me. d.
can't CO. he sei, shakin' his head
In wise way. Ordinarily ! should de.
light 10 wade In gore, but my blesdin'
country bids me stay at home. II IL i'm.
peratiyely necessary that remain here
for the purplse u announcin' from week
TO week that our GovmsHf |. about 20
fake r'goroa. med'ars' TO P1i dorH hs
rrtsiiionF
! strolled into the village oyster "A
loon, where ! found pr' Sh~aley, .
lcatiin' citizen. In state OF mihd whieh
showed that he'd bin histin IN moren MS
share u piLen.
"iiello, old B-cswaI. be belIered'
shows yer grandrnAmS When You
goin' to feed your stuffed animilsT
What's the matter with the eminent
physician py plea,An.ly s ..;.i. inqui,sS s,,. a..