Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-08-11

how crate things was on the Tappis In
that air town IN rVtfcrunso tO ssllcbratin
the c0mplcshnn - the Sub. Mershine
Telegraph & aIin fne O. b. Prs~uni.
Lockin up my Kangaroo and wax wurks
In q sekurc siilc took my deIartsr foe
Baidinsyille-''my own. my native Ian.
which gut intwo az early handle itin
on the follcrin night & Just a. the ssller.
brashun and illumernashun warc com
mensin.
IIaldinsyille was trooly In a blaze ~
glory. Tho Tavern was lit mp with tai
Ter HANDLES al over q - graie bon FIRE
was burnin In frunt thArcof. \ Trans
pirancy was tie,l onto the sine post with
the follcrin wur,ls-"Giy "a Liberty OF
Drth.- old Tompkinsis grocery was
illumcrnatcd with ) tin lantuns and the
follerin Transparency wa in the winder
The sub Mcrshino Tellcrgraph a the
Baldin-yillc and SioneGeld Plank l.oai
tho 2 grats cycntx - the 10th ocntsrry
may inicstines strife never mar their
grandjurc." simpkinsis shoe shop was
Al Ablaze with HANDLES and laniunS
A American Eagle was painted onto q
aag in a winder-also thes. words, viz.
The Coustitooshun must IL Pre-
arVc,l.- Tho Skool hous. was lit~l up
In crate siile and the windcrs wa hlld
with notices amung which n0,issi the
follerin-"Truoth smashed to erth shall
NJ agin-yoU CAN'T sroP iIER." The
10y stool on the Buruin Deck whense
awl but him hal Fled "Prokrastina-
shun Il thu theaf q Time" "Ise yir-
ioous s you viii b. Happy" "Iniem'
p.runss has cawscd heap % trubble-
shun tho Dole. an the follerin sentimeni
written by the skool master. who gra'iu'
aicd AZ Hudson Kolligc' "Baldinsyille
s.nds grc,,in 10 Her Magisiy the Queen,
& hops al harl feclins which has here
tofore prvyis bin felt between the SUPER.
yiEsrs ~ Ilaliinsville and the British
Parlimunt. II such theirs has t-.n. may
now b. forever wipsl frum our E-cpi.
chenS Ballinsyillo this night rcjoi-e.
over the glorious event which semcntE ?
graie nashuns onto ono anuihsr 10y
means % elccktrc airc under the roar
In billcrs % tho Nasty Dep. QCosQuE
rANrRuN. 4 BrTTER. CArERiISY. rArEsr
NosTRuM''
squire smiths house was htod mp ~
sarilis of cIr.n.c. Ills little sun Will
lam Henry stool upon the roof trin OFF
crackers. The oil squire hisself wa
dr,ss,si up In soljcr clothe. and stood on
his door step. pintin his sword solluInly
,o a American fag which was susI-ndid
on top % pole Ia trunt Of his house.
Frrlnenily b. wood take orr his cooked
hat * wave II round Ia a imprvsiye
siile. His oldest dArter Miss ls.beller
smith. who has just cum home from the
Perkinsyillc Female InsiertoOt. app-arci
at tho frunt winder In tho West room ss
the gUldhs u liberty. & sung II sec them
on their windin way" BooieGs 1. ssi !
20 myself. you air ansdl & nothin
shorter. ". Boncparto smith, the
Sluires oligrt sun. drcrt hiS-elf up as
Venus the God II Wars and red the
Docleration of lnderpsndunss from the
left chambir winder
The Nquirv's wife didn't jine In the
festiysrtie.. She sci II was the nrnu'
lest nonsense she ever -oed. S'si she to
tho Squire. "Cum into the house and 10
To bcd you old fool, You. romorrer
yuu1l IL goin round half-dcd with the
rumertism & won't gin rs a minifs
t.aoe till you get well" sez the 'squirc'
Betsy. you little apprsiate tho i'm
portance ~ the event which ! this night
commemorate" SsE she, "Comfnemo-
rate a cats tail--cum into the house thu.
instant. you posky old criiier." Betsy.
sez the squire. wayin his swori' re
tire This made her Just as mad a. she
could stick. She retired. bat cum out
agin putty quick with painful Of Bilin
ho, water which she throwei all over
the Squire. & SUR. you wool have split
your sides lariin 20 see the old man Jump
40 and hollcr * run into the honse.
Doctor IIutchinsis offs was hkewise
lifted NJ and Transparency on which
was Iaintel the Queen In the act OF
drnkin sum of "IIuichinsis inyigorater.
Wa stuck into one of the winders. The
Baldinsyille Bugle of Liberty ncospaper
oils was also illumernated. * the fol
lenn mottoes stuck out-"The Press Is
the ArkerInejian leayer which moves
the world "vote Early" Buckle
ON your Armcr.- "Now Is the time 'c
subscribe" FRANKLIN. Morse a Field.
TERN. ti.5o year-liberal reducshun'
TO clubs" In short the villige Of Baldins
vile was In perfect fewroar. neve'
seed ~ many prple thar befour In IN,
born days. lie not attemp to describ'
the sessrs 81 that CRATE night Wurdl
wsod fale me ef shood try TO do II.
shall stop here few periods and enjoy
my "Oaten cum dig the tates, a oui
skool master observes, In the buxruin OF
my famsrly. & shall then resume thu
show bisnis. which I've bin into twenty
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