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, 1891-10-29
MAD POET

rushed into a newspaper office recently,
and threatened 10 clean outn the es-
tablishment, because they printed his
verses wrong. Said he q wrote, To
dwell forever in a grot of peace and
you Idiots put 1t "a pot of grease"
The mortified editor presented him
with q vial Of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets a years subscription and an
apology.
The little "Pelletsn positively cure
sick and nervous headache, biliousness,
costiveness, and all arrangements of the
stomach, bowels aud liver. It's a large
contract, but the smallest things in the
world do the business DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. They're the small
est, but the most effective. They go to
work in the right way. They cleanse
and renovate the liver, stomach and
bowels thoroughly but they do Il
mildly and gently. You feel the good
they debut you don't feel them do
ing 1t.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money Is returned.
You only pay for The good you get.
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
Pierce's medicines are sold on, through
druggists.
, 1891-10-29
Y.nks. Talent In England.

Early in the spring of this year consid.
cradle furore was caused In London the
atrical circles by the production of Ibsen's
"Hedda Gabler," but the great poets play
was not, financially at least, a success,
though it brought into gratifying promi-
nence an actress named Elizabeth Robins.
This actress has just passed another slight
ly similar experience. Henry James play,
THE American" in which she played the
leading role, recently failed in London,
, 1891-10-29
THERE Is NONE BETTER.

DIR. X. Il. St. John of Rowland, Put
nam county, Missouri, takes especial
pleasure in recommending Chamberla,n's
Cough Remedy, because he knows it to
be reliable. He has used 1t in his prac-
tice for several years and says there is
zone better. 1t is especially valuable for
colds and as n preventative and cure for
cro1p. This most excellent medicine is
for sale by druggists. ,
, 1891-10-29

The annual meeting of the John Hunton
company for the purpose of ~electing
trustees and the transaction of such other
business as may legitimatelv come before
it will be held at the company's office In
this city on Wednesday, Nov. IL, 1891,
at 10 O'Clock a. IN.
II. Il. TEsCHMACHER,
, 1891-10-29

the famous Sir Beivider~. His coat is
glossy and dark, too dark, in fact, accord
ing TO some breeders, to allow of his being
a first class animal. He outweighs Sir
Belvidere by twenty pounds.
He WAS bred by Thomas Shilcock, of
England, and recently brought $3.50 at
private sale. All in all he is a royal look
ing creature,
, 1891-10-29

The magnificent Newfoundland dog,
Lord Butte, recently imported by dog an
oiers at Phenixville, Pa, is said to be the
largest canine in the world. He is 80
inches in height and one inch taller thar
, 1891-10-29
FAIR M EN-.

All bright, beautiful and fascinating
women are made more charming by the
artistic nse of Wisdom's famous Rober-
tine. 1t enlivens the most regular beauty
by adding freshness, purity and brilliancy
to the complexion.
, 1891-10-29

If You are troubled with rheumatism
or a lame back, bind on over the seat of
pain a piece Of flannel dampened with
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. You will be
surprised at the prompt relief it affords.
FIFTY cent bottles tor sale BY drugpista-
, 1891-10-29
FROM KIDNEY DISEASE

Is the unfortunate aud untluely ending
OF thousands of the American people
annually. Oregon Kidney Tea 20. k. TT
is guaranteed 10 sure all forms Of kidney
troubles. Take it in time.
, 1891-10-29

Courtesy of Hyo. Archives & Historical
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
orange. in San Bernardine.

There are upward of 5000, 900 orange
trees in seed bed in this county. This is
over, three times the number set out in
orchard form in the county. But each
year the demand for trees increases. At
the present ratio of increase two years
from now ,00O, 900 will be planted an
nually in this county alone. AS many
trees are shipped into San Diego and
other counties, and if all the trees now
in seed bed should mature to condition
for planting, there will be but little dan
ger OF an overstock. But many of these
trees will be killed by frost and from
neglect and other causes.-San Bernard
ino (Cal.) Times
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
Novel Coloni..tson co.o,..,or.

|
A somewhat novel colonization scheme
Is in the hands of Gen Herman Sturm.
The concession provides that MI. Sturm
shall establish four colonies in different
parts of the country, the government
obiging itself to sell him for the pur-
pose 25O,600 hectares of surveyed public
Land in the states of Durango, Coahuila.
chihuahua, Oaxaca and Michoacan. The
first colony, consisting of 200 persons of
either sex, must be established within
three years from the date of the promul-
cation of the concession. The colonists
are to be selected preferably from among
the residents of Mexican descent in the
American states of California and Colo
rado, and the territories of New Mexico
and Arizona.
The colonists win engage in stock
raising Ito which end the free importa-
ton OF limited number of head of
stock for breeding purposes will be al
lowed), in the manufacture of barrels
and. .coopers' goods generally, of beer,
spirits and perfumery. But the most
important feature of the scheme is the
erection of paper mill in the federal
district and the agreement of the con-
cess1onaire to sell the paper manufact-.
ured there at maximum price of IS. so
for common triple printing paper, S.. so
Tor superior printing paper suitable for
books, and $40 for glazed paper. An
other feature is the project for putting
up a vegetable, fruit and fish canning
establishment Financier.
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ReTRosPEcTloN.

Only some withered blossoms,
Crumbling to dry decay;
Only a glove half torn into,
And idly thrown away.
Only o heart that's breaking
That is, if hearts could break;
Only a man adrift for life,
All for a woman's sake.
Only few such tokens,
Priced by love sick fool
Eaught but the ashes that strew the
ground
When loves hot flame grows cool!
Not the first man by thousands
The dupe of heartless firt,
Not the first time that priceless love
Was treated like common dirt
Only in jest, you know it
Now, though it's rather late
Rather too late to turn your life
And seek another fate.
You're not a man like thousands,
With heart that win veer and twiri,
And feel glow at the word and glance
OF every flirting girl.
Finished forever and done,
Wrecked by a treacherous smile,
Following madly a will-o-the-wisp,
HAPPY if but for while.
Only heart that's broken
That is. If hearts can break;
Only man adrift for life,
And all for a woman's sake.
Az
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
NOWLETSCELEBRATE.
Arrangements being Made for a Big
Ratification in This City on To-
Morrow Night.
THEFARMERsWILLP PARTICIPATE
Blow the whistles, Beat the Drum, Ined-
pendence Day Has Come!

THE BOARD OF TRADE HAS. PER
FECTED ARRANGEMENTS FOR A
GRAND CELEBRATION I TO BE
HELD HERE TOMORROW (FRI-
DAY) EVENING. IT is THE EAR
NEST DESIRE OF EVERY CITIZEN
OF THE DALLES THAT EVERY
FARMER WHO CAN. POSSIBLY
COME, ATTEND TO JOIN IN THE
REJOICING IN THE VICTORY OF
THE RIGHT. THE OPERA HOUSE
HAS BEEN ENGAGED AND THE
CELEBRATION WILL TAKE PLACE
THERE.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
Dan such Things Res

There is such a thing as scarrying econ
omy even beyond the borders of parsi9
mony. Here is a case we vouch for as
actually occurring, we will not say
where. Three years ago certain per
son purchased as a Christmas gift for
his 2-year-old daughter a little chair,
painted red. In 1889 he had the chair
painted blue and gave it to her as a
brand new Christmas gift. Last year
he had the same chair gilded, and worked
it off again as Christmas gift on his in
nocent and helpless child. In very poor
household such an incident would be
pathetic But this father is by no means
a poor man.-Buffalo Commercial.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
minister Daggett and Kalakau..

minister OagSet1 and Kalakaua-
Mr.. Daggett bore himself in his official
residence at Hawaii as if it had been his
editorial room in Virginia City. saw
Mr.. Daggett the other day. He had
come down from his ranch at Vacayille
to visit his former royal chum. Agri-
cultural life agrees with the ex-journal-
ist and diplomatic. He used to be fat,
but now he looks like a pugilist in train
ing.
Everybody" he said, .sseems to be
shocked at my leanness, just as you are.
Judge Mesick was quite scared this
morning. 'Daggett,' says he, it isn't
natural for you to be without jowls and
a paunch. 1t amt exercise, but disease
that's the matter with you See a doc
tor. You're dying ~
"sDying, says 1, 'Pm as strong as an
OK. Let me show you. Give mo some
thing to raise-an anvil or anything,
and barred my arm. Just let me raise
something for you ri i.a-
".All right, says Mesick, go out and
see if you can raise me $5,O0O'''
am told that when Mr.. Daggett sent
in his card to King Kalakaua at the
Palace hotel, his majesty turned to Lord
Chamberlain McF Farlane, and said with a
gesture of high command:
tLet him be admitted, and the draw
bridge raised. Drop also the portcullis.
We are at home to none else today
Virginia CNev.) Cor. San Francisco
Chronicle.
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a Hunter,s Paradise.

In this unknown land bear, elk and
the noble black tailed deer exist in al
most countless numbers, and in all but
perfect fearlessness of man, and here,
from the great difficulty of access to
their domain, the enterprising sportsman
may find them ages hence. Until the
summer just passed no hunters, pros
pector's or explorers rifle had ever awak-
ened the echoes of their hills. This
hunters paradise is the peninsula lying
west of Puget sound, and embraces all
the territory west from the sound to the
Pacific ocean, and the Straits of San
Juan de Fuca south to the northern line
of Chehalish county, comprising the en-
tire counties of Clallam and jefferson,
and is locally known as the '.Olympic
range country" A glance at a map will
best inform the reader of the extent of
this territory. where, until last summer,
the noblest game on the continent has
lived in undisturbed peace.-Tacoma
CWash.) Letter.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
~CHKoNIcLE SHORT STOPS.
For coughs and colds use 2s7e.

For coughs and colds use 2379.
Does S. B. get there? 81 should
Do you want to enjoy good health and
live to good old age, buy your dressed
chickens of ]. H. Cross.
G. E. Dunham will cure your head
ache, cough or pain for so cenls, S. B.
Big bargains in real estate at 116 Court
St. First come, first served.
Do you want your cows to give good
rich milk and lots of it, buy your alfalfa
hay and feed of J. H. Cross.
Get your land papers prepared by J..
Nj. Huntington q Co. Opera House
Block, Washington st.
Sliced hams, boneless hams, ham sau-
sage and dried fish at Central Market.
The best fitting pantaloons of the
latest style are made by John Pashek in
Opera House block on Third street.
2379 is the cough syrup for children.
Get me cigar from that fine case at
Snipes & Kinersley's.
You need not cough! Blakelev &
Houghton will cure it for so cents. S. B.
The finest stock of silverware ever
brought to The Dalles at W. E. Garrett
sons, Second street.
Snipes & Kinersly are anxious to cure
your headache for so cents. S. B.
For a lame back, pain in the side or
chest, or for tootache or earache, prompt
relief may be had by using Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. 1t is reliable. For
sale by Snipes & Kinersly.
Those easy chairs made by Livermore
q Andrews are the neatest thing of the
kind ever made. They are just the thing
for your porch or lawn in the summer,
and are as comfortable and easy as an
old shoe. Call and see them at II Court
street.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
Pineapple for Dyspepsia.


Another possible triumph of medical
science over disease is suggested by pa
per read before the Detroit Medical asso-
citation recently on ssAlimentation in
Therapeutics, !" in which was announced
an important discovery by Signor Vim
cente Marcano, of Venezuela, in regard
to the pineapple. According to Signor
Marcano there is in the common pine
apple ferment or principle similar to
pepsin, of such remarkable strength th at
the juice of a single pineapple will di-
gest ten pounds of beef If this proves
true new and important agent in the
treatment of dyspepsia has been discov-
cred. AS nearly all other diseases are
directly influenced by the degree in
which food can be assimilated. and as
millions of people have imperfect diges-
ton, the possibilities of this discovery
are almost imitless, if it proves to be as
represented. Cleveland Leader.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
al curioua Aocid.nt.

Mrs. Eliza Foster, SO years, OF this city,
fractured rib Wednesday afternoon
while trying on pair of boots at shoe
store. As Mrs. Foster was pulling one
of the boots on her foot crack was
heard, and she complained of great pain.
She was taken to the Episcopal hospital,
and her condition is somewhat serious
Hers is the forty-fifth case of the kind
known to the medical professon--Phil-
adelphia Press.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
The Golden Rose.

There is a rumor in Paris that the
pope has resolved to honor Mime. Carnot
by sending her the Golden Rose blessed
last mid-Lent Sunday. This honor is
usually reserved for Catholic sovereigns.
and it is needless to add that the gift of
Leo XIII would be looked upon as un-
precedented. So far it is certain that
the Golden Rose has not yet.left Rome,
while as rule it is disposed of within
few months 1t is probable that there
would be no ceremonial, but the mere
giving OF the rose to the wife Of q presi-
dent OF a European republic would be
most significant. Paris Cor London
Chronicle.
People hate the man who is a constant
drain on their sympathy.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12

In the general elections that nave just
been held In Italy nine Jewish members
of the chamber of deputies have been
returned This is said to be the largest
number that have ever sat in any par
lament.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12

For cut, bruise, burn or scald, there
is nothing equal to Chamberlin's Paint
Balm. 1t heals the parts more quickly
than any other application, and unless
the injury is very severe, no scar is left.
For sale by Snipes & Kinersly.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
Board of Trade meeting.

There win be meeting of the Board
of Trade tonight to make arrangements
for a celebration tomorrow night in
honor of the passage of the portage rail
road bill. A full attendance is desired.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12

OF 700 boys and girls who drew books
from the library of the College Settle
ment in Riyington street, New York,
last year only two had American par
ents.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
Real Estate Transactiops

Jane A. Erwin to George w. Jones.
lot 20 in block 2 in Erwin & Watkins
addition to the town of Hood River. 81
Why is marriage like a fire? Because
it follows spark
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12
City Treasurer's Notice.

All City Warrants registered prior TO
July o, 1889 are now due and PAYABLE,
interest ceases on and after date.
J. s. FIsH.
repruary Z, 1881. City Treas.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12

None OF the lands mentioned as re-
served by the railroad are west of
range 20 east.
The lands will be subject to entry
Tuesday, March 18th.
The time for filing by actual settlers
has been extended six months, and Off
cial notice of the fact will probably he
received soon.
s Under this ruling no purchase can be
made until further instructions.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-02-12

ST. Patrick was an excellent gentleman
who went to Ireland when young and
became the Patron Saint of the Emerald
Isle. He banished the snakes and did
many other useful things for his adopted
country but now he has got his work in
IN America and on ST.. Patrick's day,
March 18th, 1891, the forfeited railroad
lands will be, open for settlement. All
honor to the fine old Irish gentleman for
his generous gift.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-07-18

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
TEN efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptan,e to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FiC SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. ~. NEW YORK, N.Y..
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Growing NIOnOtOnOus.

After four attempts the incendiary
who has been starting the fires in
Buffalo alley, finally succeeded in
burning the stable of Mr.. John E.
Miles, on Friday night. There were
four mules and COW in the stable
when the fire was discovered, but all
were gotten out before they were in
jured by the fire. The fire depart.
ment were out promptly and extin-
guished the flames before the build
ing was entirely consumed, but it
was left in a very dilapidated condi-
ton A lot of provender and set OF
harness were burned in the building.
The loss is fully coverd by insurance.
The fires in Buffalo alley have been
ofso frequent occurrence that they are
becoming monotonous and it is time
the fire bug was fereted out and pun
ished.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1891-07-18
We Did them Up Bad.

The game of base ball between the
ROUNDABOUT nine and the Capital
Office boys, Saturday afternoon, re-
suited in the latter club being igno-
miniously defeated. When our boys
came to the bat they scored until
they became tired and then struck
out. The other fellows could do
nothing with VanDerveer's delivery
while Markham was an easy mark for
the ROUNDABOUT sluggers. AS the
day was not long enough for the
game to be concluded it was called
on the sixth inning, the score stand
ing 35 for the ROUNDABOUT and 8
for the Capitals.
If there is any other game the gen.
tlemen up at the head Of Broadway
think they know anything about, the
RoUNDABoUTs would be glad to hear
from them.
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Confederate Reunion.

The surviving members Of the
Fourth Kantucky Cavalry, G. s. A.,
which was commanded by Col. H. L..
Giltner, and was first with Gen. Hum
phrey Marshall and afterwards a
part of Gen. John H. Morgan's COM
mand, will hold reunion upon the
Eminence Fair Ground on Wednes-
day next, the 22d. The old command
er, Col. Giltner, who is at present a
resident Of Tennessee, will be pres
emit and all the old soldiers who serv-
ed under him are invited to attend.
Speeches will be made by Senator j.
G. s. Blackburn, Gen. B. w. Duke
and others. In addition to the OPP
portunity to shake the hand Of old
comrades, another inducement to
attend is offered in the fact that
the Eminence Fair commences upon
that day and a chance will be given
to see some fine stock and two first
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Eininence' Fair.

The fourth annual fair of the
Eminence Live Stock Fair Associa-
ton takes place at Eminence next
week, beginning on Wednesday, the
22d, and continuing four days.
The ring shows at this fair are
usually very fine, and the probabili-
ties are that they will be better this
year than usual as a number Of hand
some special premiums are offered.
The entries in all the speed rings are
quite numerous, and among them are
some good movers, SO the trotting
races promise to be very interesting.
The trains on the L. & N. run SO that
one can go down early in the morn
ing or at 10 o'clock and have three
chances to get home in the evening.
Don't fail to go down one day. if you
wish to have pleasant time.
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Died ON the Boat.

A man by the name Of John Fitz-
gerald, from Louisville, died on board
the steamer City of GAINESVILLE,
about three miles below this city,
Saturday morning. He was drinking
when he got on board the boat at
Louisville Friday afternoon and made
frequent visits to the bar after the
boat got under way. That night,
after retiring to his berth, he was
attacked with cramps, and his room
mate worked with him all night, adj
ministering such remedies as could
be had upon the boat, and the officers
of the boat were as kind and atten-
tive to him as they could possibly be,
but about twelve o'clock Saturday
he was discovered to be in a dying
condition, and expired in a few
minutes. When the boat arrived at
the wharf Coroner Dehoney was
notified and held an inquest upon
the body, the jury returning a ver-
dict Of death from cramp collie, super
induced by excessive drink.
Fitzgerald was a laborer and to-
gether with about seventy-five others
was on his way to lock No. to work
for the Government in the construc-
ton Of the new lock and dam.
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Pepper EnjOined.

The injunction Of Messrs. Labrot &
Graham, of this city, against Jas. E..
Pepper, of Lexington, was made alb
solute by Judge Barr, Of the United
States Court, on Saturday. Pepper
is prohibited, by the injunction,
from using the brands "Old Pepper"
and go. o. P" for his whisky, but
may advertise it as Pepper whisky,
without using quotation marks.
Judge Barr decided that Messrs.
Labrot & Graham, having purchased
the Old Oscar Pepper Distillery,
were alone entitled to brand and ad-
vertise the product of said distillery
as "Old Pepper" or 30. o. p"
whisky.