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CAUGHT IN. THE ACT.
Couple of Tough Characters Ar
rested for Atrenpt to Rob

Couple of Tough Characters Ar
rested for Attempt to Rob.
About 6 o'clock last evening Officers
Simmons and Shook heard cry for help
coming from the vicinity of the Tycoon
dive on X street, near Second. They
hastened over and found a man named
Samuel Cissen in the tolls of two toughs,
who had him in the stairway entrance
adjoining the saloon-door.
Cissen informed the officers that the
men had had him sin tow for some
time, and were trying to rob him in the
hallway.
The toughs were John Murphy and
James Keller, and they were booked for
attempting to commit robbery. The Off
GERS say they haye three witnesses to the
act
The record-union., 1891-09-22
Woodlands Latest.

Woodlands latest sensation is an elope-
ment. According to the Mail the parties
to the affair are Mrs. Lucy Wescott, wife
of Frank Wescott, and Al Smith, an en-
ploye of Stephens q Bean. A letter,
alleged to have been written by Mrs.
Wescott to Al Smith, fell into the hus-
bands hands and opened his eyes to the
situation.
Wescott, the paper states, takes the
matter very philosophically and says she
can go to hades if she wants to.
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WHOSE CLOTHES 2
Arrest of a Man Who Probably Robbed
q Clothesline.

1AII6sU UI tt INiIK w IIU T TUUdDIy IlOUDCI
Clothesline.
About half-past s O'Clock last evening a
rough-looking man presented himself at
a residence on P street, between Eleventh
and Twelfth, and offered to sell for a. trifle
large bundle of women's underwear.
The man of the house detained him un-
til a few neighbOrs could be called, and
the fellow was made a prisoner.
Word was then telephoned to the Police
Station, and Captain Lee and Officer Nc
Laughlin went up and arrested the noe
turnal peddler and supposed despoiler of
somebody's clothesline.
The garments await an owner at the
Police Station
The record-union., 1891-09-22
Charges Made Against Prisoners.

Among the gang of prisoners that have
been confined in the City Jail for some
days past are George Ennis, George
Williams and John Johnson. Charges
have now been filed against Ennis for
vagrancy and carrying a concealed
weapon, against Williams for vagrancy,
and Johnson for having burglars tools
in his posSeSSion
The record-union., 1891-09-22
Travel is Lively.

Many persons outside. of Sacramento
labor under the delusion that this city
State Fair.
But such is not the case. One of the
more prominent uptown hotels was
crowded with transient guests last even
ing, nearly every room being occupied.
The record-union., 1891-09-22
Furniture at Auction

The entire contents of the Arcade
Hotel Lodging house. containing forty
rooms, at zoos Second street, will be sold
at auction by d. j. Simmons dS Co., at
1890 a. NJ. on Tuesday next, unless
sooner disposed of at private sale
The record-union., 1891-09-22
Waterworks Ontnnt

The report of the Chief Engineer of the
Water Works shows that during the past
week &c, ,264, coo gallons Of water had been
pumped. The Holly engine was run
sixty-two hours and the Stevens I55
hours.
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IMMIGRATION QUESTION.
Opening of the State Convention
at San Francisco.
The INTERIOR COUNTIES CREDITA-
BLY, REPRESENTED.

Arthur r. Briggs Elected Chairman
Reports of the Committees on Gre
dentials, Permanent Organization,
Platform and Order of Business
Lively Discussion Over the Admis-
sion of Delegates from the Pacific
Coast Labor Union.
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Selkirk,s watermelon.

w. r. Selkirll, who thumped an indi-
vidual who objected to his eating water
melon on the sidewalk, was fined $40 and
lectured by Police Judge Cravens yester-
dow
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conc to the Stocl,ton I!o;,

The Directors of the State Agricultural
Society will go to Stockton tomorrow. as
guests of Director Shippee, to attend the
San Joaquin Fair.
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TOR SALE-A FARM CONTAINING 81
IL acres, situated go miles from county seat
and / mile from railroad station; 5Oacres un.
der cultivation, planted in trees, vines, ETC.;
81 acres in timber; good buildings; good we'll
and spring, horses and harness, 2 wagons,
head stock and all necessary farming utensils;
the above land is nearly all under large canal
Reason for sale, old age. Inquire of WM. A
kRAMP, Diamond Springs, Cal. jy16-3m*
NOR SALE-14o ACRES OF RECLAIMED
IL land on Grand Island Sacramento county
fronting on Old River, between Walnut Grove
and lsieton; orchard of pears, plums and
ounces; will be sold at bargain. For terms
and particulars inquire at this Office or at the
U. S. Land Office, San Francisco.
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ENOR SALE, OR TO RENT ON LEASE
L Thirteen acres of rich bottom land adjoin-
ing city, suitable for gardening or dairy; will
cabin; if sold Will take small payment down.
balance on time TO suit purchaser Apply TO
JAMES HOLLAND, I'LL q ST., city auSl-tt
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Immense Fruit outnnt.

The Southern Pacific shipped East, ND
to September 18th, 2,343 carloads of green
fruit, $40 more than last season to that
date
The record-union., 1891-09-22

FURNISHED ROOMS, WITHOUT BOARD
street. w. y. CASWEiL Proprietor seotf
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TTNO RENT-CITY HOTEL, SACRAMENTO.
i so rooms, all furnished; doing good bust
ness; rare chance for hotelman; no others
need apply, For particulars inquire of p
CONLAN, 81 X street.
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FoR. 8 ALE.

T OFFER FOR SALE, AT FAIR PRICES.
l. three tine colts, well-bred on both sides
and raised by myself They are of very hand
some form, good size and in every way u de-
sirable purchase. Sickness preventing me
offer them for sale:
First-Br. I. Clara f., years old, sired by
Eallls, dam by Thomas Atchison, grand dam
Whipple's Hambletonian,
Second-B. f. Mary May, 8 years old same
pedigree).
Third-Br. c. William Hadwicl1's Orphan
Boy, years old Same pedigreel,
These colts can be seen at my residence 3I6
NJ street, Sacramento
se1O-2w WILLIAM HADWICE.
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05e1,rrul 3lrufirrs.

TTNHE FINEST LUNCH HOUSE-CAPITAI,
L Ale Vaults. NAGELE & SVENSSoN.
Lunch from L A. NJ. TO 2 7. II. Clam Chowder
and Mussel Soup every evening, 6 TO O'Clock
Finest Wines. Liquors and Cigars. aulS-tf
The record-union., 1891-09-22

DOR SALE OR TRADE FOR REAI,
Il estate-Twenty-five head polled Angus
cattle. Apply to NJ. j. DILLMAN, 3O5 ]
street, Office r. V. Flint Il Co. sel5-tf
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EOR RENT - NICELY FURNISHED
II front rooms, en- suite or single 727 J
street. se1Ino
The record-union., 1891-09-22

GLEEMAN HOUSE. CORNER THIRD
W and streets, Sacramento. This house
has been rebuilt, newly papered and painted
throughout; public reading-room and bath
room free 10 guests transient customers So
nclted; single rooms, 25c; double rooms. soc.
MRS. A GLEEMAN, Proprietress seS-1 I'M
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FURNISHED ROOMS AT CFNTRAT,
IL House from 50 per month upward: also
family rooms at low prices hOKNLEIN
BROS, Proprietors.
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TOR SALE-A DAIRY OF so MICH
Il cows, IL heifers and horses. The dairy
Is four miles from the city and has good pay
ing route. For further particulars INQUIRE at
thus Office. se1t1yU<
The record-union., 1891-09-22

fNO LET-NO. 1913 P STREET, y COT
i tage of i've rooms; barn on the place An
ply to Mrs. j. a. Barrett, 70l Twelfth street.
The record-union., 1891-09-22

FEHo LET-THE BRUCE HOUSE. ON ]
i. street. between Tenth and Eleventh. In
qulre at GUTHRIE BROS l27 i street
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TIOR SALE-COAfBINATIO billiard
IL table, almost new; cost 1876; will sell tor
$15G. Applyat 1923 Third street. au2s-tf
The record-union., 1891-09-22

LHOR SALE OR TO RENT-16O ACRES OF
u good land, well improved, four miles from
Daylsville John Moneys old placer; new
house and barn, good outbuildings. Inquire
of CATHERINE BURNS, Slater's Addition,
below Pioneer Mills auoo-1nna
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meetittn 5trtfrrs.

@ CACRAIENTO COUNCIL, NO. 81, Y. NJ.
- L. Regular meeting THIS (Tuesday)
EVENING at s O'Clock.
ED d. TESREAU, President.
JAS. t. MABoNEY, Secretary. lt*
ENAIR OAKS RELIEF CORPS, NO. Ia
L Regular meeting THIS (Tuesday) EVEN
ING ct $3.50 o'clock.
Its MARY GILMER o'NEAL. President.
DEGULAR MEETING OF OCCI-s -
I, dental Encamprnent, No. AZ, /. O.S\/e
o. F., THIS (Tuesday} EVENING, at ~
6 O'Clock. Visiting Patriarchs are cor y
daily invited oattend. j. j. NISSEN, @. P.
II. II. STONE. Scribe. It's
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Inr Sale.

E'oR SALE-FINE SQUARE PIANO IN
4 GOOD condition, cheap. Inquire at 1918
Eleventh street. seDo-ot4
The record-union., 1891-09-22

ID ARE CHANCE FOR RAILROAD MEN
III For sale or exchange for other properly.
IL lot bON16O feet, with neat cottage OF seven
rooms; only two blocks from railroad shops
AppIy TO j. DONLEY. 1O2l Tenth 81 seo1-tf
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Co 5let or 73rt,t.

rINo LET-FURNISHED ROOM FOR ONE
4 or Two gentlemen. Inquire at 1OI6 Tenth
street. Reference se9o3ts
The record-union., 1891-09-22

EoR SALE-oNE OF THE FINEST AND
Il largest saloons in the city; extra family
entrance; best location; stock and lease. In
quire at this Office
The record-union., 1891-09-22

ITO LET-112S NINTH STREET. A FLAT
Il OF live rooms, furnished complete for
housekeeping; also three unfinished rooms
for housekeeping. sel21ot4
The record-union., 1891-09-22

T1OR SALE Or TO RENT ON LEASE
l. Ten acres of bottom land, one mile below
Washington, Yolo County; if sold will take
small payment down. Apply to EDWIN X.
ALSIP IL CO., Real Estate and Insurance
Agents, 1015 Fourth street.
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TNO LET-FLAT OF FIVE ROOMS. ALI,
L modern improvements; S13 per month.
Inquire at 1425% Q. street seoTet*
The record-union., 1891-09-22

T OST-AT THE DEPOT. AITGTTST oerU
IL black Astrakhan cape and autograph al
Dum. Finder return to 904 street and be
rewarded. SEQ S,r W
The record-union., 1891-09-22

EOR SALE-JERSEY COW. 1928. COR
L ner Second and streets. se19-6t*
The record-union., 1891-09-22

fINO LET-A HOUSE OF o ROOMS. BATH
street Inquire at 722 Eighth street, sci 81 or
The record-union., 1891-09-22

Tl1O LET-THE FINE DWELLING OF g
il rooms and brick basement; also, tWo-storv
brick stable for six horses; lot SOxi60; I5ii
very desirable location; only one bIoct frni11
street-car line. Address q. J. CROSS. letter
box 1O15 Fourth street, J and X sel9-1ot
The record-union., 1891-09-22

TNO kENT-SUITE OF FRONT ROOMS
/ with kitchen, for light housekeeping
1898, corner second and z streets. sci 9-,t@0
The record-union., 1891-09-22

coz REWARD-STRAYED or STOLEN
OSC about August 18th, a bay horse, 8
yea years Ss old, weighs about 1900 pounds; clip
SoropS Sus on e9ge OF right ear small white star in
hlCHMoND'S, 1918 p street, will receive
The record-union., 1891-09-22

We anxious for the public oupoken pur
DO better than possibly elsewhere fresh
and choice Whatever offer special Old goods aud
old ideas have nothing
call will be highly appreciated entirely left to YOUR
option whether buy
The record-union., 1891-09-22

I OST-MONDAY FORENOON. A SIR
II geon's pocket case of Instruments Finder
VIII return it to this Office and receive re-
NdTu.
The record-union., 1891-09-22

&0AO REWARD-LOST EARLY ON THE
ONUU morning OF the 1 5th, near the rest lu-
rant OF The overland station, Sacramento. a
red pocket-book, containing $500 in bills ani
two opal pins, with diamond settings. Above
reward paid upon delivery OF the same to DIR.
cisco. col tf t'
The record-union., 1891-09-22
5liutte0.

WANTED = GOOD COOK AND LAUN-
dress for country hotel; good wages to
IlSut party. Apply between and 10 O'Clock
and r. Seoo-3+* u
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Gpat-En,tnn.

T 0ST-LADY'S POCKETBOOK CONTAIN
- ing money, jewelry and a letter; lost be-
tween the hours of and12 p. NJ. on Satnr-
cay, september 9th. The finder will be suit
ably rewarded by leaving the same ut this
ollce Se21-otE
The record-union., 1891-09-22

yATANTED-A SITUATION AS COACH-
w man; thIee years experit nee in san
r r fffatnIclsco; references given. Address W. II.
y, Ills once sel7-6t*
The record-union., 1891-09-22

APANESE, GOOD COOK, WANTS A
- position in city or country. Address F.
g., this Office. Se21 -of&
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
ONE MASS OF SCALES,
Afflicted 8 Years by Dreadful Skin
and Blood Disease, with Intense
Pain and Loss Of Hair.
All Other Remedies Fail. Relieved
Instantly and Cured in 4 Weeks
by the Cutlcura Remedies.

have few words to say regarding the CuTI-
CURA REMEDIES. They have cnred me IN -FOUR
weeks time from skin and blood Disease
which have had for over three years. AT cer-
tain times. my skin would be very sore. and al
ways kept cracking and pccling of In white
scales. In cold weather my face was one mass
of scales. When i'm the cold air the pain was
intense; 1t would almost bring tears to my eyes
and my blood also being III u poor condition,
with loss Of HAIR. | have tried every known
remedy that was recommended TO me, but II
was OF no use. and gave me very little benefit
so. hearing of your CUTIcURA REMEDIES. Gun.
cluded to give them Trial. The first applca-
ti0n gave almost instant relief. Ina few weeks
for what they have done for me. Your CUTI.
CURA REMEDIES are Il blessing 10 those who
may have the opportunity to use them. / car
recommend them to any ono.
EDMUND kERAS,
210ih Union Ave-, Chicago, Ill.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17


EIR-My attention
has been called to Q
most unwarranted and
indecent attack made
upon me by your paper
b its last issue re-
garding the ice cream
which was had on my
lawn for the children
II poor property hold
ers and voters of this
place on tho 10Th inst.
When respectable
and law abiding PEG
pie are attacked n
this way 1t Ii time x
:all q halt.
The pain l felt on
having my attention
called to the reference
ian hardly be over
estimated. For years
[ have been aConstant
reader Of your paper,
and also have been it,
friend. When others
about me was downing
It on every hand. !
have said. mo. / think
ron are a little of in
regards to that. And
sometimes when It wa
- much rs q mans
life was worth to stand
up Tor your paper
would stand up for 1t.
The reference to me
and the doings which
was had at my house
was scurrilous In the
extreme. We had In
svery regard wha'
might be called = rat
Ting time, and for yor
70 attack It and max,
Il q personal mattel
was. to me, most pain
full. and ! think to b
real low. as also doel
Ill those with which ]
have been thrown int
contact with since the
issue Of your paper.
| hate to be all thu
time in print and set
my name before the
people, and 1t has beer
such q little while
since | appeared II
these columns In tn,
capacity OF a contrib
ntor. asking for \ pOr
ton OF your space TO
the purpose Of thank
ing my many friendl
who had done 70 mucl
TO make the last lines
of my wife . success.
As / say. ! dislike I.
be constantly befOr'
The people In the ligh
Of q contributor. bu
when the leading pa
per OF our town sour
On my Ice cream an
attacks my motives. q
| said, l think 1t IL tim
to call q halt.
| have lived In thi
place now. boy ant
man. for over sevel
years. and | have sc
to know OF any pape
ever before sI,eakin
an unkind word re
garding my course 9
conduct. It was m
Idea to have a goo
time on my ow
grounds. and to do al
! could to make 1t
success, and | spoke I
you about sendin
down q man TO write
up more rs a joke tina
anything else.
When he says tina
my motives and my ic
cream were both adul
terated. he does me
great injury, after ca
Ing what ! thought va
an ungodly amount {
the same.
But let me be brio
/ have been here In tn
place seven years, an
belong to eyerythin
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
lHE STORY OZONE MELTZ
BILL NYE GIVES HIS PAST HISTORY
IN TWO LETTERS.

Tho Trouble Began with ~ Zee Cream
Blowout, and NIeltz Got His Back Up.
but II II All Over Now and 1feltz Il
Still 1t It.
Copyright, 1901. by Edgar w. Nye.l
BUNcoMBE COUNTY, N. C.-Riding on
the Richmond and Danville railroad the
other day for an hour or SO, was slight
y startled on seeing the somewhat faded
features of Mr.. Corundu1n ]. Meltz, .
former fellow townsman Of mine, who
used to help me run the paper at home,
up to the time the foreman took it In
part payment Of his salary. Mr.. Meltz
now lives In North Carolina, and is edit
Ing the much obliged column Of . Tar
heel exchange. Themuch obliged column
d that department which acknowledges
the receipt Of rutabaga In the form Of
. kangaroo and then takes the rutabags
In payment for same.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
Tho Perfect Man.

His trousers are immaculate.
No bag distutbs their falltless knees:
Tho pattern, toe, Is up to date.
And always just the ono to please.
His coat Is simply .out Of sight,"
No wrinkle. bulge or crease appears;
The collar sits exactly right,
No jumping tail" Its beauty "queers."
Els waistcoat Is the proper thing,
His linen and his four-in-hand;
The gauntlet to Perfection ding,
His figure what the girls call grand"
He has weak but pretty 'phiz;"
He ne'er was known to dissipate:
And this exquisite mortal II
Tho fellow In the Fashion Plate.
~William Barclay Durham In Clothier and
Turuisher.
- -
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An amusing story is related OF an
lrlshman named Manning, who was at
work excavating a ditch on a cross
street near Jefferson avenue the other
day. A very pronounced dude was at.
tracted to the spot. and in the habitual
drawl observed:
"Ah, what are you doing heah?"
"Dggin ditch, sor." responded Man
ming.
why, thundah, know you are dig
ging q ditch, but what are you doing il
fort?
For one days pay, sor."
The dude wilted. Detroit News.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17

61H-xOuf note -
printed adjacent to
these words Of cheer.
which will show how
1t was that we spoke
Of your ice cream
scume In . free and
untrammeled style.
The hrst Of our ar
ticle. Mr.. Meltz. you
will notice, appears al
most verbatim a. You
wrote It, but before go
ing to press our re-
porter. who went down
to do your debauch.
suffered 90 keenly
from the effects OF
your condensed milk
and cornstarch, to-
gether with the lining
Of the freezer which
he had scraped on In
order to allay the
panQ Of hunger. that
he added q few lines
regarding your style Of
three sheet generosity.
We well recall the
day we first met y0u
here In this Office. and
when you became .
member Of our stan.
You said then that you
shrank from publicity.
You have been In tho
shrinking business
ever since.
You had been pointed
out to rs by our fore
man, and we still re-
call your appearance
as you sat there In our
revolving chair with
the glad sunlight shim-
mering through your
asparagus whiskers.
You even then wore
that same old bunch
grass beard instead Of
. necktie, and the hor.
nets built their nests
In 1t every spring. It
used to delight our
then devil to como
upon you suddenly and
scare q rabbit out Of
your whiskers. Corun-
dunn.
You also wore . little
peachstone charm In
tho form Of Q basket
on your watch chain.
The chain was made
by one Of your deserted
wives. 1t was made OF
horsehair, and was a.
pliablo ~ an iron
bridge.
After that we met
you on the street dur
ing q thunder shower.
You explained TO N
your idea Of Divine
wrath while you
hooked Us with your
forefinger In our but
tonhole and held an
umbrella over yourself
with the other 90 that
one of the points took
rs just below the
bosom. We can still
remember what . cold
rain It was, and how
chilly It felt on our
stomach.
We remember that
your first idea regard
ing business was to
print In our paper Q
short advertisement
regarding . remedy
which could be used q
home, and which you
said would catch Z
good many suckers,
especially young folks
and country people
Do you remember
that7
Do you remember
how we had o concert
for the fresh ali
fund and asked you t.
loan us your cabinet
organ. and how you
said certainly. and
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
CUTICURA REMEDIES

Effect daily more great cures of humors and
diseases OF the skin, scalp, and blood than all
other remedies combined. CUTICURA, the great
skin Cure, and CUTIcURA Soap. an exquisite
RESoLyENT, the new Blood Purifier and
greatest or Humor Remedies. internally, cure
every species OF itching. burning, scaly, pimp-
~, and blotchy diseases Of the skin, scalp, and
blood, from infancy TO age, from pimpics 10
scrofua when the best physicians ana all 9TH
or remedies fail.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17

No Use.
When Mr.. David Dear, winner Of the
queens prize at Bisley, was law stu
dent he once attended an Eat home"
On the servant asking his name he re-
piled, David Dear" The girl blushed
and said, eyes, yes, but what is your
other name, SIR" He assured her he
had no other name. But it was Of no use;
the servant knew better, and announced
him as "Mr. David. Exchange.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
No Use In That.

I'D like to go away for the rest of the
week. sir" said the tired bookkeeper.
"Therc is no need for you to do that,
replied the employer. "Stay here and
the rest Of the week will come to You.
New York Sun.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
Knowledge Costs Money,

Irate Patron-See here, sir, l dropped
q nickel into this machine and nothing
came out.
Agent-K nothing came out that shows
it's empty.
"But what do get for my nickel"
Information. Good News.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
Set Right.

Eyes. Mr.. Flagg," said the father
warmly, lyon are man after my own
heart"
Excuse me, Mr.. Joblots," said the
young man with dignity, "but You are
mistaken; am after your daughters.
Baltimore American.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17

WE 0EI xOU In TIE STREET.
He says that, on the whole, he has
dome better here than he did In Wyom-
Ing, and really lives higher. Last week
six specimens Of deformed fruit and .
sack Of hulled corn came into his depart
ment Besides this, he twas shown" q
stalk Of corn over Q feet inches in
height and pair Of twin colts connected
at birth by natural neck yoke.
Though some Of these things, Of course,
are not edible, he says he does well, and
that he thinks the climate alone Is far
more nutritious than that Of Wyoming.
Looking over my papers when / got
back to my fat, ! found "copy" Of .
little parallel column sendof, which l
was just about to print on Mr.. Meltz
when the foreman took charge. This
ID It:
70 the Editor OF This TO Mr.. Corundum J.
Paper: Meltz:
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-09-17
Wanted It.

Travers-I got SO well acquainted with
a girl at Block island this year that when
| was going away she offered to pack my
trunk.
Dashaway-How fortunatel Did you
let herr
Travers-No. The hotel objected
Clothier and Furnisher.
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Not His Own.

DR.. Surgens-In my business several
examinations are required every year.
Mr.. Stranger-Civil service?
DR.. Surgens-No, post mortem.-Low-
ell Citizen.