The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-05-28

forest On. ID. This Is rote sarcast1cuL
Injins Is Pizin, whar ever found.) which
they Sed l was their Brother, & wanted
for 20 smoke the Calomel of Peace with
me. Thay then stole my jerkt beef,
blankits, etsettery, skalpt my origin
grinder & scOoted with q Wild Hoop
Durin the cheats techin speech he sed
be Ghood meet me in the Happy Huntin
Grounds n he dug thar will be fite.
But enuH Of this ere. Rercn Moose Nut
tons, as our skoolmaster, who has got
Talent into him, cussycally obsarye.
Iarrove at Salt Lake in doc time. At
Camp Scott there was q lot Of u. s.
sogers, hosstensibly sent out thare to
unnsh the mormons but really TO eat
Salt vittles q play poker q other beauti-
full but sumwhat Onsartin games; l got
acquainted with sum Of the officers
ThAy lookt pretty scrumpshus In their
Bloc coats with brass outings onto uin
and ware very talented drinkers, but 20
fur as fitin Is consarned Id willingly put
my war fggers agiR the hull party.
NY desire was to exhibit my crate
show In Salt Lake City. 90 I called on
Brigham Yung. the CRATE mogull among
the mormins, and Axed his permishun
TO pitch my tent and onfurl my banner
to the jentle breezis He lookt at ms in
Q austeer manner for few minits, and
sd:
do you bleeve in Solomon, Saint
Paul, the immaculatenesI Of the Nor
min Church and the Latter-day Revela-
shunsY'
Seq I, ''T'm on itr' make IL pint 10
git along plesunt, tho I didn't know
what under the Son the old Teller was
drivin At He sd mite show.
you air a marrid man, Mister Yung,
I bleeveY eeE I. preparin TO rite him sum
free parSis
81 hav eighty wives. Mister Ward !
sertinly am marrid.-
How do yOu like Il rs far rs you hev
RotY sd l.
He sd "middlin." and axsd me
wouldn't I like 20 see his famerly, TO
which I replide that ! wouldn't mind
the wiunin smiles Of bis interesting
wivea He accordingly tux rae 20 his
Scareum. The house IL powerful big e
in a exceedin large room his wives &
children, which larst was squaw1in and
hollerin enuH 10 take the roof rite OFF
the house Sum was pretty & sum was
Plane-sum was helthy and SUN was on
the Wayne-which Is yerses, tho sich
was not my intentions, rs don't prove
Of putin verses in ProEe rittins, tho ef
occashun requires | can Jerk q POim
ekal 10 any Of them Atlantic Munthly
fellerA
MY wives. Mister Ward, sed Yung.
Your sarvant, narms, sed I. Rs sOt |
down in cheer which . red-heded fe-
male brawt me
Besides these wives you sec here,
Mister Ward SD Yung, Il hav eighty |
more in vars parts Of this cOnsecrated |
land which air Sealed 20 me-
which, SCI I, gittin up
Sealed. SirI sealed
a WHARF bowtsZ' sen /
Il sed. Sir. that they was sealedT- he |
spoke in \ traggerdy voice.
VIII they probly coutinneE on In that |
stile 10 any CRATE extent. SIR axed.
Sir sd he. turuin as red as a billed /
beet. don't you know that the rules Of |
our Church Is that 1. the PrUfit, msy hey
as meuy wives a. wAntsT-
"Jes sO.- ! SD You ere old pie.
amt your
Them as Il Sealed 20 ms-that 10 % |
cay. TO be mine WHEN wants um-air
at Peent my sPerretOoul wives sd
Mister Yang.
Long may thay wayeT' 81 I, ssein ]
ShOald git into scrape e didn't look
oak
In privit c0nversashnn with Brig
ha1n ! learnt the foIieris fax: 10 takes
him six weeks b kis his wives He
d0nt do Il only onct Q yese d ~ez u h
wu@ nor cleanin house. He don't pre-
tsna 10 know his children. there 4 %
many Of um, tho they an know him BE
- about eveEy child be meats calls him
Par, 4 he takes Il for grantid &c IL %.
HIS wives SIP very expsnziy. They allen
eRnnf srthin q ef he donf buy It Tor um
ehsy set the h0uss In . gprOur. lle ~
lss d1n1 have . uinits pr--- ffis
Rises &c aDnnz lheifsslves ~ I1nct
- n - kr,It 5 es,s seen fx thzze