Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1891-06-18
TaDEY SAY

grass-oxen and teamsters.
That the opeping bali at Iuka springs
hotel comes of on June Esd.
That who brushed him off when he
was tumbling over the clodsp
That the Reporter is reaching out
with gigantic strides and will soon'be
read by every person in the county.
That the reson an editor; oughtto live
cheap Is because they get Uored for
nothing,
That J. W. Apple has been elected
president OF an Indiana horticultural
society. Quite windfall
That it is much better to deal witha
fool than half one.
| That no men are so often in the
wrong, as those who always pretend TO
be right.
/ That some ladies this season. wear
wings ON their hats, but this doesn't
make1em angels.
That Cincinnati women get after
/ THAR street commissioners with
broom.
That there must be something cloudy
about the impecunious young man who
] lives like q high roller.
That the young man who courted an
investigation says that counting a girl
is much better fun.
/ OThat the ship of matrimony has a
c9mpanionway, but there be many hus-
bands and wives who never find it.
/ That men stay in politics because
1 they are in the soup when they are
out Of politics.
/ That man who drops into poetry is
/ not hurt much ii he touches the soft.
4 spring sort.
/ That Bismarlz knows well enough
| that he has outlived all Of the great
men of Germany.
y That when new administration goes
into power it looks to the heads Of all
departments, and says. Come off. now.
That Herbert Spencer has the grip.
No philosophy or evolution OF which
he knew anything about could elude its
pursuit.
That Webster's Dictionary is In court
in Chicago 1t would do no harm to
smuggle in an English grammar ana a
geography or two.
That General Alger says hewill sup
port the nominee Of the Republican
party He expects to be able to carry
a Republican state for himself
That she wrote to two OF her best
lovers, but oh. what q mistake she
made in addressing them.
That near the old home of our
! Chancery. Clerk, there is more Ala
banalns than white folks.
That 81 love all that is beautiful in
! art and nature she was saying to her
t aesthetic admirer: II revel in the
green fields, the babbling brooks and
the little wayside flowers. | feast on
the beauties Of earth and sky and air;
they are my daily life and food and
l
- Maudie," cried out the mother
from the kitchen, not knowing that her
daughters beau was in The parlor.
'Maudie, what made you 20 and eat
: that big dish OF potatoes that was left
over from dinner? | told You we want
J ed them warmed for supper. Ldeclare
J II youriappetite isn't enough to hank
rupt your pa.
That why is newspaper like 4
! pretty grip TO DO perfect it must be
, the embodiment OF many types; its
/ form made up; it is classed, though
inclined to be giddy, it enjoys a good
press, the more rapid the better It
has a weakners for gossip; talks good
deal, can standmors praise and Is awful
proud Of \ new dress. It cannot be
4 kept In q good hufnoys without the cash.
i That women never swear. but
when man step' on the hem Of her
! dress and ruins coull Of yards 81
expensive tcimming, the thoughts
which pass through her mind afford
] the devil ~ mich amusement as
! though she had let out q string Oh oaths
D mile and half long.
I A travelling man, stopping al the. Lea
i Honse, Campb0lIsburg. lad, 81, learn
q Tag thst \ lady III tue village was suffer.
ms terrib u with cramp cole, gavy the
i iana lazy N bottle Of medicine, which be