New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-09-21
THE TALK OF The DII

aThe springfeM Union" tells Characteristic s'ov
about CTIarleyp Allen the Republican candidate for
Governor OF Massachusetts,. He was what IS hlown -
a rusherS in college Rotations at Amherst ann naa
a lively faculty Of surmounting dlmculues WIFI"
stunped other students In Professor Esys class one
day he rushed" mathematical demonstration win
great brlliancy 1t appeared to the Glass; ou' rro
lessor Esty was not satisfied, and said
aThat will hardly DO, Mr.. Allen; you must demon
strate as II You supposed didn't know, and you were
making II clear to me-"
Whereupon Allen went at 1t again, with twinkle Oh
the eve which his classmates understood In the MIDST
of the demonstration Allen remarked
"Then you multiply by YOU understand WhA'
I mean by multiply, don't you, Professori"
1t Is needless TO say that the class OF go has never
forgotten Aliens way Of making the rough places PLAIN
Miss Parvenue-pm going now, mamma 49,
Mrs. Parvenue turning from LORD sanssousl-rV"'
above ALL Henrietta, don't forget 10 find out how Mrs
last week, and we'll make some, too, no mater now
much 1t costs.-CTexas sftngs'
Impelled by the great outcry against loquacous
BARRIERS st. Louis barber recently hired deaf and
dumb assistant. But the scheme didn't work. Though
the man was an excellent workman says the barber
Z" in less than week be found his razor almost a.
inactive as his tongue He had evidently been through
the same experience in other cities for he very phlo
sophicaIy offered TO work at less than scale wages
and did So / kept him about three months and then
Wort, I'D a regular patrons trade. When all other
chairs were occupied some would 20 to him, and
NE picked up considerable outsiders business. But
the way everyday customers left the chair for Others
convinced me that the average man expects to BE-
entertained while being shaved. and kicks when ne
isn't Deaf mutes seem to make excellent baseball
players but are not phenomenal successes in barber
shops
After Churoh-Mrs. Patron-wen, how were you
pleased with our pastorf ~, a., $3.50
Mrs. Frankeynvcry much pleased with MS manner
eternal punishment. -,
Mrs. Patron-What was there In MS sermon this
morning that impressed him as an advocate OF such
revolving dOctrne7 ., ,n...
Mrs. Frankey-Its style and duraton-(Boston
Courier
aft IS a singular thing" says physician, that
n man does not hear his voice exclusively through
his ears. The prevalence Of throat deafness Is PROOF
to the layman of the connection between the ears ana
throat and this inability to hear ones self speak inst
as others hear another instance. In some people
this peculiarly is very marked, and in my case, II
I speak into photograph and let the machine GRIND
ont the sounds again. don't recognize the voice at all
In regard to singing the varying ability TO hear ones
self with the plugged up with cotton makes itself
evident for while member Of chorus will only
hear the blended harmony, or discord, another VIII
hear little beyond his or her own voice. and make
occasional bad breaks in consequence. know man
who used to sing very fair baritone, but whose voice
IS now only adapted to the weakest falsetto. Yet he
doesn't realize the CHANGE and believe be honestly
thinks he sings as we'll rs ever. This apparent I'M
possibility may be a dlspensaon Of Providence to
prevent men with exceptionally ugly voices beins
driven 10 suicide"
He Was Imposed Upon.-Rural vsitor-I have been
imposed upon and want my money back.
Editor Of Farm riend"-Well srf
VisOr-You said in your letter to me last week that
you had sent me the current assure OF The Farm
Friend and / searched the paper through from be.
ginning to end and there wasn't single word about
cuuants III it.-(Yankee Blade.
"The American Wool Reporter sees the solution Of
the desertedfarm problem in New England In the rails
ing of sheep "Many Of these deserted farms" II says.
can be bought at from IS 20 15 per and there
are clusters Of them where 900 more acres can be
secured I'm a body These farms can be stocked with
grade shropsires and Sourhdowns costing at from 80
10 So per head but these breeds Of course should not
he run in aocks OF than thirty 10 forty head each
We have recommended Shropshires and soutdowns be-
cause OF their superior mutton qualities and because
they are hardy and early to develop. The Hampshire
down will also please, perhaps equally as wei, ana
furnish most toothsome mutton. The New-England
ID not only favored with sweet feed among
he limestone and granite lodges and In the green valley
NJ lis domain but is also additionally favored by close
proximity TO the markets in the country, where
early lambs need never TO hunt buyer and whers
prices for prime mutton always good"
she-why. Charley. where have you beeni I've
been waiting age for you
He-Oh, but then, your age Is such BRIEF time
you know. -. cN.-,.-
is such dear fellow.-(BoSton Transcript