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Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
La Grippe Again.

During the epidemic of La Grippe
last season DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
proved to be the best remedy Re
ports from the many who used it con.
firm this statement. They Were not
only quickly relieved, but the disease
left no bad after results. We ask you
to give this remedy a trial and we
guarantee that you will be satisfied
with results or the purchase price will
be refunded. 1t has no equal in La
Grippe, or any Throat, Chest, or Lung
Trouble. Trial bottles free at Owen Il
Moore's Drug Store. Large bottles,
soc. and Sl.0O.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

AFTER Forty YEARS -"My father
had a fever sore on his leg for forty
years. but has been permanently
cured by Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment, after trying all other RENE
dies in vain," says Mr.. S. Witherell,
a gun and locksmith, at Fort Madison,
Iowa. He further says: "The spot
where the sore was is now perfectly
clear as any other part He used three
25 cent boxes in ALL" ANOTHER !
Mr.. ID. A. Barr, Druggist Blackburn,
Mo, says ~ have personal knowledge
of a case of chronic sore eyes of many
years standing, having been cured
by Chamberlain Eye and Skin ONT
ment. The party was Mr.. Seth Moore,
north of this place" Mr.. Moore says
the Ointment was worth more than n
thousand dollars to him. 1t cost him
25 cents. For sale by Owen q Moore.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

The Appeal-Avalanche lays itself
open to a libel suit in referring to
Sheriff Anderson, of Rutherford
county. whose notoriety comes OF
writing letters TO the Governor on
the Briceville business. Rutherford
county has George Dunnaway and
several other bad cases to her credit
and can't bear everything. Let
Anderson county have credit for the
great letter writer sheriff of Ruther-
ford
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
For Haynes Lake.

Some of the local sportsmen are
making up crowd to spend a week
at Haynes lake in the Twenty
first district. The party has
not yet been completed, but
they propose to leave Tues
day and spend the balance of the
week. This lake is gradually filling
up with fine trout and perch and if
nothing gives a backset it will soon
rival ReelfoOt in the way of fish.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

1t appears from the Knoxville
Tribune that the Republican post.
masters, of the State have been as
sessed one.sixth of their salaries for
campaign purposes to carry john
Houk's election to-day and the
district is from 5000 to 10000 Repub,
lican. 1t certainly takes a great deal
of swill to satisfy mountain Republi-
cans,
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
oloaks and Jackets at Low Prices

Mrs. VIM. Rosenfield will sell
children'S cloaks and ladies New
markets, that have been carried over
from last winter at so cents on the
dollar. Plush jackets, &c inches long
will go at from $3.50 to $40 90; plush
sacks 46 inches long Sl2 80 to $1,000.
These goods are made of Walker
plush, the best in the market, and
are worth much more money. The
sizes range from 81 to IS inches bust
measure. In addition to these
special bargains, new goods are being
received daily and they are going at
low prices. Call and see them at
Mrs. Rosenteld's. nl3,d,2w.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
A Thanksgiving Sermon.

Rev. A. NJ. Growden will preach
to morrow at II a. m. and p. m, at
the Christian church. Morning sub
ject, Gods Family sermon adj
dressed especial y to those who have
recently Joined this church. At p.
M, "a Thanksgiving Sermon"
Everybody is invited.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
The Lause OF Poor Health

Is often found in the neglect of ones
own self. A light cold or slight head
ache is treated as not requiring much
attention; the assumption being that
they will soon pass off, and it is only
when a case of full-hedged sickness de-
velops Itself that the consequences
that neglect are fully realized. AS
preventive and positive cure for Conghs,
Colds, Hoarseness, Splitting Of blood,
Asthma, Pains in the Chest and first
stages OF consumption, use Eilert's Ex-
tract of Tar and Wild Cherry, and for
sick Headache, Torpid Liver, Dys-
pepsia, Nervousness and all Bilious
Complaints, use Eilert's Daylight Liver
Pills. Both are guaranteed.
For sale, wholesale and retail, by
Lockert & Reynolds, druggists.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

The Tribune notes the tact that
Knoxville has not had a serious fire
in more than ten years, and Tatom
warns the people that they can't ex-
pect such luck to last. There seems
to be a good deal of wickedness
stalking about Knoxville lately.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

1t is stated that Kaiser Wilhelm is
eighteen times duke, twice grand
duke, ten times count, fifteen
times a seigneur and three times a
margrdve, besides being the King OF
Prussia and Emperor Of Germany.
Very few of our 2:40 horses can show
better pedigree than this.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

1t is too bad. The world is all
awry. The Cleveland household
wanted boy and they got girl,
The Jenness Miller household wanted
"a girl and they got boy.-AppedI,
AU0IdHche.
This is not theory, but condi-
ton. BY the exchange of babies the
condition might be readily dissolved
into innocuou5 desuetude.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
Streeter Recaptured,

Jas. Streeter, the trusty who was
charged with assisting T. c. Boalen,
the mail robber, to e:cape from the
Nashville Jail, has been recaptured.
He denies completely in the escape.
Boalen's whereabouts remain a mys-
teTV,
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

Irish linen, Cranes linen, white and
tinted linen, laid and wove linen, for
the Typewriter and general business
correspondence, at the LEAF-CHRNI-
Gle job Rooms. Fine papers, plain
and ruled, always in stock and as
cheap as the same grades can be got
ten anywhere, Business men who
want good stationery will consult their
interest by examining our stock. We
carry the best brands in the above
goods and i'm superfine and fax
papers) for correspondence and bills.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

Shall Knoxville have an exposition
next year p tribune.
Well, yes, if you elect John Houk
to Congress to-day you will have an
exposition.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
DR.MILES' NERvINE
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.
DEMENT'S
FOR MAYOR,


The LEAF-CHRoNICLE is authorized to an,
nounce DIX. N. l.. NORTHINGTON as can
didate for Mayor OF the city of GAINESVILLE al
the ensuing municipal election. te
The LEAF-CHRoNIoLE is authorized to an.
nounce DR. N. l.. CARNEY as q candidate
for Mayor of the city of GAINESVILLE at the
ensuing election, January next
FOR ALDERMAN.
The DEAF-CHRoNICLE is auth orized to an
nounce r. p. MAJOR as candidate for AL
derman In the Third Ward at theensuing
municipal election. n7td.
The LEAF-CHoNICLE is authorized to an
nounce DIR. BUTLER BOYD as a candidate
for Alderman in the 9Th Ward.
The LEAF CHRONICLE is authorized to an
nounce JAMES Ii. SMITH as a candidate fol
Alderman from the Sixth ward.
The LEAF-CHRoNIcLE is authorized to an
nounoe j. II. PETTUS as q candidate for AL.
derman from the Fourth ward.
The LEAF-CHRoNICLE is authorized to an.
nounce DR., Il. II. MARABL as candidate
for reelection for Alderman from the Tenth
Ward
The LEAF. CARoNICLE is authorized to an
nounce VIM. #. COULTER as a candidate
for Alderman in the Sth Ward at the coming
city election.
The LEAF-CHRoNICLE is authorized to an.
nounce j. G. PICK ERING as candidate fol
Alderman from the Eighth Ward.
The LEAF CHRONICLE is authorized to an.
nounce Il. n. GARDINER as a candidate
for Alderman from the Tenth Ward.
The LEAF-CHRoNIcLE is authorized to an.
nOunce ED. V. HARRISON as a candidate
for Alderman from the Eighth Ward.
The LEAT-C1IRoNICLE is authorized to an.
nounce SAM. j. HODGSON as "A candidate
for Alderman from the Third ward.
The LEAF-CHRONICLE is authorized to an.
nOunce GRACEY CHILDERS as "A candidate
for Alderman from the Second Ward.
The LEAF-CHRoNICLE is authorized TO an
nounce JNO. $. NEBLLTT as a candidate for
Alderman from the First Ward.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

Many persons are broken down from
Overwork or household cares. Browns
Iron Bitters rebuilds the system, aids
digestion, removes excess of bile, and
cures malaria. A splendid tonic for
women and children,
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

The young ladies of the Baptist
church will serve lunch, consisting
Of turkey, ham, salads, breads, coffee,
pickles, oysters, etc, from II o'clock
to / p. m, Tuesday, Nov. q. They
ask your patronage. I'd
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
Pinewood for Rent.

We offer the Newell place on the
Nashville pike for rent, including
garden and fruit privileges, the farm
being retained by us. Apply to Jno.
F. Shelton O. Son for particulars.
n19,dtf
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
Rncklen,s Arnioa salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts
bruises, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chill
blains, corns, and all skin eruptions
and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price . cents per box. For
sale by Owen Il Moore
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

Where can / find the c. b. corsets?
At McGehee Bros, where the best of
everything is kept. N2-lmd.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
Cottage for Rent.

A handsome four-room cottage on
Main street for rent. Apply to F. l..
Smith Il Sons, GAINESVILLE Planning
Mills. oc23 If.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21
Graham Flour.

Fresh ground from select wheat ut
Central Roller Mills. edit
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

order your groceries from Outlaw
& Blair, telephone No. q.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

Chilled Plows.
McGehee Bros. are sole agents for
the celebrated Chattanooga chilled
plOWs and repairs. ug2,dWtf
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

BRANDON aAREsDALE, PROPS.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1891-11-21

The LEAF-CHRoNICLE is authorized to an,
nounce DIX. N. l.. NORTHINGTON as can
dldate for Mayor OF the city of GAINESVILLE al
the ensuing municipal election. te
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
n c#osTs eAorooRaps.
rsrstraoJ ~ .r,.A In u.s,.s IT.
Iilsn.st I.Ase.

iAAansaa IsAsns
sp-ir;y e.lslr. in t.,s Angeles have
iH,n excite oycr the strange cl.c of
.Hirit photography that o~rurrrd a short
Hmu ago 90 % i"adiHr gallery. Tho lads
uho vas tbo chief actor, says the New
York Sunday journal. all no; consent
tr the u11 ~ her name. bot there 81 no
question 1t tbo rraiity Of the event. and
be- 8 made all The stronger hy the fact
that hoih shr and the photographer Grc
fsrpt.gs ot sriTi ualisn.
shr took hcr rgsiiiou In tho gallery
and tho phpiuf D,rlUr throw his cloth
u,ur hla head - arrange the focus whcn,
With an exclamation uf fright. hls head
uIhbrI aUlIuuly ont from behind it,
covering. aud bu aiary,i 10 tho lady.
'nid any ono rass behind you just
tura2"
why, certainly not" she answered.
llc ihon tool, the picture aud went
into Tho dark room with 80. lie came
bounding out In icw minutes. and with
% white face and strange manner s-id
size must s!t again. She complied. and
again uhpn be proceeded TO adjust the
ionsoS hc could not rcstrain his terror.
His iscU became beaded with a cold
Precipitation. his hands trcmblcd so that
hr could haajly proceed with tho work.
Fiyu tlmo1 did hr tako the iidy's pirt.
ure. rCiusiuE 30 give her any cxplaua.
iiDn OF his strange behavior.
AZ last he told her she would have TO
80 60 some other rlarr-hc could not
tako hor picture aati1iactprily. Then
Hhs insisted ON an explanation. lilo rc-
fused Tor long time, but at last he
brought her five platea from the dark
rlpn. Ia each Of thCm by her side.
dressed in grave clothes. with out.
-tutchcl arm and beci,uning finger.
rioul The fgurc Of a person who had
lrcu very dear to hcI. but who had re-
comfy died.
Tho lady nearly tainted, and dc.
rounccd lhc thing a. trick, but was
Hron convinced that II there was fraud
tho photographer did not know 1t. Tho
photographer developed tile platcs. and
the portraits ot the living and tho dead
sro exact and startling. Tho lady is not
suporsiuous, but tho incxplirablc al
fair wor7 on her nerves 30 as 10 render
hcr seriously III.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
a wonah.S FOO
What 1ts Dimensions -h.aii n-. s.i
ti.. o. sa.aiJ o.. q sod.


4 uomsn's foo, should b. In length .
little les, than onc-s-Y.nih of her
height. IL should H. archsi on the top
~ that III. llna is that Of one.half ..
Cupii's how. and underneath ~ that II
IL I, 49,, aud set ON III" iicoF !, will
leave In the miiLl" only slender water.
mark, hr,aslos, arsuss I'll" hall. the ro.y
to.s. ~ which ,h- second should h. tho
longest, .hogii spF-ai la, upon tho
ground a, every stop Tho heel should
h" FuRy AHi descend almost In a s,raleh,
line irum b-hini. ,h. ankle dciicalaiy
rounded The soft aud cushion.lgEo In.
step should bc marked by fain, blue
veins.
Tho foot, says sho S.s York Journal.
denotes character. a. Noii a. tho face.
Ladies' Of sp.nish dssecn, ha," III.
smallest feet. fpF long time spanish
etiquette forbade ~oman's 'aSt ;n h,
sr-n. Hence III" old Aiag- that ''to
knos n" lcHsth of unman'a foot Nas
10 rnioy Erra, degree Of favor
Wonrn should walk from the hip. tho
walls, hcih. still. "sr.p; from ,ha;
gentle villouy motion which accsmpan.
les the in"s, ssae-fui nssur-..
Ono os ,,sr t,r~s es-i-s os attaining
his walk from the hip Ia 10 practice
walking With something poised on tho
head. The graceful ltiudoo Girl can
carry pitcher on her head unsupported
hy her hand. because she moves from
tho hip. Ho; fFuta the walls; OF shoulder.
Most American women szlS badly. a
peculiar fact about many N-s York
NoiaUn With very small Zee, Ia that they
walk slth a heavy. ,humpins E;"p, "a u
iADy Wrrr ciub.inptfa. This may b"
due 80 th" fact of tight shoes, Tor 1, 4,
almost an lnyariablo weakness Of ladies
with naturally small fee; 10 pinch ;hosc
members numerically.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14

papers. particularly during tho war,
fake vas called oanari, Al last an
apparently suitable name has been
found for falsehOoi clothed in truth
lul type, Imaginative pieces Of news
are now sailed simple flakes"
Fakes aro often killed In their infancy
or before they appear in print to 90 be-
fore tho world a. genuine news. An IN
stance OF this kind occurred recently in
tho editorial rooms OF a morning paper,
II Was midnight when q newspaper
writer of note hurried into tho city de-
partm.nt and whispered hurrielly into
II" evsi-ready ear VI the night city
editor
lit must be- good beat 10 be- worth
$50 said tho editor. What l. itg'
There was mora whispering by the
newspaper writer, lOw whistle from
the editor and ned Of approval. half
an hour later the copy Of an exclusive
sensation" lay on his desk and IA. news
paper writer vas hufrying 80 tho count.
ins-Toom With an order for $50 Ia cash.
Hut tho story never appeared.
although IL had narro. escape. Tho
plot Was laid ia Washington, but
through hhH hAtAA 'FFuf kAh AoAA NAa
discovered. While tie writer aclSnOwi,
edged the fake ho uneoncornodly .s-
ousod IL hy saying that he arrived in
town without his pOok.t-book and had
10 raise money Immediately"
Other les, daring iakers confno them
selves to bosus interview, with proE,i,
nont persons In stories that are Published
a. rumors ia one edition "a b. CON
trAlictai In the next som. fake
writer's delight To write wonderful
yarns about actors AMI ACTRESSES. Jay
Could hs, Furnished column, Of clever
faxes In his .Ventfui career. while Mr,
Cleveland, ocneTal sherman. chaunc, J
". Dcp"w aud number Of other not
able mon have born victims Of fakes.
many ~ which have almost passed an
facts lntp history of their lives. Asa
specimen Of tho genuine fake tho
Hayes ohlrkoE-ralslng story may be
ci,0j Many persona believe to-day that
Rutherford u Hayes, one. President ot
;h- niiod States. 1, raising chickens for
pleasure and ptoit at h.s Ohio hom..
That story ~As an amusing fake and
Ia lived
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
Crn,nn Mug. ri a coz.

According to the New York Sun. q
new danger cpBfrunis amateur pho.
Biography. Tho all.pcryaiing Cruion bug
has ,akcu io the gclai.nr Of tho dry
plate. An amateur developed some
cherished negatives yesterday and 20.
them up on the i;iichcn wash.ab 20 dry
oycr night. In the morning he found
the gclatine eaten of all Around the
edge of the plates in an irregular band
"a wide as tho average CFoton hug 70
long. The bugs had sampled ,hc ncw
dish, and apparently no. liking tho hrE,
taste OF It had turned tail without WALL.
ing further into tho landscape. As II
was. they had dcvourc,i tho hinder par,
Of - Jersey COW, an old farm fence. paT,
Of q forest, two stacks OF corn, half tho
leg OF the hired man and a group OF chill.
irrn whole.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
THE QUIET MAN WON.
Passengers on an Elevated railroad Car
InJoy ~ Har. Treat.


A big, burly man, with the form of a
heavyweight pugilist, was making
himself exceedingly objectionable To
the passengers on Sixth avenue train
about two o'clock yesterday morning,
says tho New York Times. iin sat III
his long legs stretched clear across the
aisle, his hat forward over his oyss, and
look on his face which seemed to de-
clare:
.I'm \ bad man. sec. I'm looking for
trouble, and l don't care where IL comes
FROM"
Several passenger, were unfortunate
enough TO stumble over tho mans feet
and in return were prU,anoly abused for
doing ~. There was not man in the
car who did not feel inclined u punch
tho fellows heal-but he looked too
Formidable. A. Thirty-tkirl street, how
ever, tho bully Inut al, l1atel,
A quiet-looi;ing llti!o man, vita the
appearance Of u prosperous young cirsk,
but who. in reality, was u weil'EHowR
teacher in fencing and boxing onierrd.
and. a, he made his way to ono of the
cross seats, encountered tho oulstrcirhei
legs Of tho objectionable person, Very
politely tho new-c conner turned To him
and said:
''sir. will you kindly draw in your
feet ~ that can pass;''
Tho bully looked up tn sao who had
made such an importlH.nt request, and
said To tho MISUNDERSTANDING man.
after a string OF o.ths;
"lll do nawth!ng, see! II yer wants
targct by yoa'll step over dose feet, anil
II you'so got good sense you II 10 CAREFUL
how you does it,
The llttlo man. eyes flashed. and hc
said. in tone very different 10 that ho
had previously used:
''sir, draw ia your fac;'''
An oath Was tho only response. ani
tho li,tl. man. with ''thcn tax. that
CAV. III. big man magnificent kick In
the shins. Tho blg fellow jumped to
his feet 20 nnnihiiaIs the iiiiic on"--hu,
ho diia't. Hardly was h. Gus OF his
ssat before a l-sig'.-hainm-r bloN under
tho chin knocked him nat ON hi, hack.
and ihoro hs lay. IN. blow knocked
him out
Tho passengers fairly ch"cr-,i; bu, IN.
Iulr, llt,lo man va, no, looking for
glory. Golng 10 tho s-a, b. lad s-i-rt'pl
bsioF" IN. encounter b. ~, down. un-
cone-En-.liy pulled GU, newspaper .ai
b-san 10 Fvai. Tho gHarl and on. or
two passengers roughly picked the
prus'Faio man up and iammei hin Into
q scat. III, dszri .. nsrs soon brsan To
return. hu, h. said not sor,, and at
flf,y.nln,h street lac mc-Eiy isi, tho
train.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
Con.ns,p,isn cured.

An old physician, retired from urac'
,icc. having had placed In his hands by
an East India missionery the formula
of u vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of consumption
bronchitis. caiarrh. asthma and all
throa, and lung affections. also posi-.
tive aud radical cure for nervous debil
ity and all nervous complaints. after
having tested its wonderful curative
powers in thousands Of cases. has felt 1t
his duty to make ii known To his suffer
ing fellows. Act,,a;ed by this motive
aud a desire TO relieve human suffer.
ing. will send FREQ OF charge. 10 all
who desire 1t. this rcciIe. in Griman,
French or English, with full direction.
for preparing and using. Sent hy mail
ey addressing with stamp. naming this
paper. W. A. Noyk-, so Powers
Block, Rochester, n. Y.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
state pInncr Eilaucitc.

There arc four services at all state
dinners at the White House. Tho dish.
cs, in their order. are served on silver
plattors By walters, the guests hulping
themselves. Tho chief waiter serves
the President first and then proceeds to.
ward the right and the second waiter
toward the left. Tie same course is oh.
served ON the opposite side OF tho table,
beginning with the presiding lady. No
one is ever served twice.
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14
unoea RecooNizAsce.
stow y ...rzts Jadz- bi.r..@d OF =
t"psh H"a',iiuxs sttpa.- Ham.

t"ozh HHsf'iiuSs Itpns- ttsr"s
I've had al been attending cour; on
She blank circuit. said an old lawyer 10
an Atlanta Constitution man. land old
JuiEu Wisdom had presided with his
uaIai dignity. In the town ot iiarilgck
ur had finished tho week business. and
wr-c all .-agsi a. tho table %. Mr..
Blrrcut'. boarding house, fiuifhins III,
'lr"aull iiancr.
"Nrl. Elsycu, had been very kini
and attentive - Is all during tho week.
and that day she va. more considcra,c
than ever. ON the table Tcpps"i a cold.
boiled ham. a. hard a. hickory maui
and a. stale. We had cut. aud hacked.
and rAippcd from ita Calluus surface all
;hc week. and still It camo ~ fresh and
tmilinr, the center dish on tho table
meal after meal.
'GcntlCmcn. abc;nr said Judge Wis
i1r. conduct yourselves with proper
dyp1rtmcus now Then. rising from
his scat. be- began: To all and singular.
the shurifis. consisblcs and other OH.
cor, Of tho county aiurc said. greeting;
| recognize this ham, and ii, hereby
command nsid ham 10 10 and appear a.
the fall torn of tho honorable superior
court IN and Tor said county. and To ap.
pear from day 10 iay and from term to
term until properly dismissed By tho
court
Great guns' Old Mrs Eirccu. had
stood In ,hr corner, arms folded and q
, smilc o' plea amt anticipation on her
face when the judge arose, but a. he
proceeded she stood mute and paralyEcd
for moment, and then burst forth such
q torrent OF abuse and inNcctivcs "a We
had never heard before Judge Wis.
dom's conclusion was drowned In tho
storm OF her wrath"
The Meeker herald., 1891-03-14

-''Do you know" said Dedhroke.
that there is nothing more depress'
ing to me than TO go into ono OF these
big dry-goods stores" .Why9' at
worries mo To hear those people Yell
ing 'ca'h' 80 promiscuously. ."-Mer-
chant Traveller.
Clerk (ontering theatrical mana
gers sanctum) There Is young
man waiting who wants to read play
to you. sir. and another who says hos
como To horsswhip you for breach OF
contract" Manager uaslng on his
coaD-"Oh' show In the man who 8
come to horsewhip me- Judy.
-Tommy-"Are We going TO ta6e
the cat with us when va go to SEQ
grandma next week." Mrs figg-
''oi course not. What make, you ask
such foolish ques,ionsP" Tommy
Cause heard pr tell Mr.. Braggs
that tho mice would hayo high old
t!mo whllo tho cat WAS away noSt
week. that's all. li."-Terro iau,o Ex-
press-
-Justlcs-"Ofileer. what Is the
charge against this prlsoner3" Onlcer
-''Woli. yer hoaor. was cal cd into
tho thcaytar to asri,t him for dssor-
DERBY conduct" Justlce-"What WAS
no dOlng?' ohicar-' They told mo no
WIS hlss.n' tho villain in tho play for
stealth. let him on after quletln'
him" Jus,lce-''1hen what 1, ho do
ing hero?" Of'icor-'l arrested him
nguln ns hs was. LAWN tho thea,or-
Lie Was pic<in'a poe,ot America