The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-08-06

II to increase the tax on wire nails /
makes them cheaper, why not re-
store and pile up the tariff on sugari
Detroit Free Press.
Wanamaker sticks. Raum sticks,
Clarkson sticks, and they are bum ;
die Of rotten sticks Of which class |
Quay and Dudley are specimen sticks. |
The Ohio wool growers have not
got 30 much to thank Mr.. Mckinley |
for. The price Of Ohio wool has fall
en- in one year from 81 to 81 cents.-l
Virginia Chronicle.
The Chicago Globe says the only
reason the North Pole has not been
found II for fear that Jay Gould will
steal 1t.
Don't bank too largely on appear
ance. A nice hat sets equally well
on the Uranium Of q blockhead, as on
the brow Of q brainy person.
Sine the death OF "Tecumseh" the
the Grand Army men seem to be
without an idol. Strange that they
haven't thought Of Tanner.
It is said farmer Wheeler has quit
wearing,that diamond breast pin since
1t has leaked out that his ten Sec
lions of improved land are mort
gagged for $4,000. TOO darn bad
nohow. Postal Card.
The question is between free rum
and q regulated uncontrolled sa-
loon. The democrats are for the reg:
ulated saloon, and the republicans
for free rum.-Toledo Democrat.
II the farmers ever derive any ben.
eft whatever from the high taIiff It
will be after they have learned, like
the manufacturers, to corral the
whole crop and lock up or destroy
the surplus. Democrat.
The Mckinley tariff was nine
months old on Monday last, and IL
Is even more unpopular now than
than eight months ago, when the
eople gave such an uncolnpromis-
Ing verdict against it at the polls
Albany Argus.
moval from politics is demanded by
the Pennsylvania republicans Dudley
Is in disgrace, 30 Is Raum. and Wan.
The next republican platform can
party's past record. News.
No sooner had Attorney General
Stone published his opinion to the
effect that II was impracticable to
attempt the enforcement of the Iowa
law against the formation Of trusts
then he was spoken Of as q candidate
for governor on the republican ticket.
l-Monticello Times.
Eighty -four Of the delegates to the
republican convention at Cedar Rap
ids voted for local option. Does not
this conclnsively prove that q large
portion Of the republicans Of Iowa
believe that the democrats are right
on the liquor question!
Russell Sage objects to women rid
ing bicycle. 1t may be In bad taste.
but not any more than the old Cal
vanistic hobby that Russell thinks
he's riding toward the pearly gates.
The Ohio campaign IL likely to be
. failure. Mckinley is end.ayoring
to infuse life into it by means OF
hand bills. II he would consult bud.
ley, Quay and Clarkson, he would
learn that 2s and IS are more potent.
/ It makes little difference to the
average mortal whether Quay ID
chairman OF the Republican cam
paigners or the man Clarkson. Nei.
ther one has sufficient honor or prin-
Iciple to safely direct q Malta en-.
caMpment.-POstal Card.
| Here too. I'VE had q dream the
other night, when all around wal
still, delinquent stood close by our
bed, prepared to pay his bill W.
smiled aloud-our thanks 50 deep
the shock was great, it broke oul
sleep. Opening our eyes, he'd gon.
away-'twas but . dream, we got nj
pay."
What do the republican working
; men Of Iowa think Of the monopol,
platform adopted at Cedar Rapids
The republican party has no use FOL
workingmen. and they show the fac
in their platform.-Leader,
Protection to home industry :,
much prated about by protectionist
Il sxsmplifed by turning out hom
mechanics without work and import
ing labor from abroad IT reduce.
wages. Everybody hires labor It tn
lowest possible price regardless Q
where the laborer comes from.
QUAY doesn't want to have any
thing to do with the coming politiea
campaign II 1t is to be educational.
i. Quay's only hold in politics is through
the crisp 2-dollar bill.
The experts have found out tina
Bardsley's net stealings from the cit,
! Of Philadelphia and the State o
Pennsylvania amount to $776, 625. Sc
Is it all wonderful that there Is q re
volt against republication in Penn
sylvania when It furnishes such
magnificent thief as this?
al Tbs defeat of Mckinley would b
! hailed With Joy al over Europe
: n. Y. Recordef,
Q True enough and II would aAA0 h
8 "hailed with joy" all over America
( Asia, and Africa. Nothing woul,
e tend 50 much to the advance Of civil
!, zation all over the globe as the lie
!, feat of Mckinley.
: The democrats said the Mckinle
r law must certainly decrease tn
|. foreign trade OF tn
], country; but II has increased the i'm
1 ports to the amount Of $82, 00O, 900 i
J, nine months, and still they say it is
J, wicked and oppressive measure
Globe Democrat
Which msaps that the people 9
this country paid the addit!o9H To-
. imposed by the Mckinley law Of
$32, 900, 900 worth Of goods, not tha
American labor might be protected
! but that the profits Of the merchan
!. and manufacturer might be swelled