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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
The Travelled Alphabet.

Numbered with amusements for even
ing hours, suggested hy Good HouseAeep-
ing, Is the Travelled Alphabet" This
game sufficiently taxes the ingenuity TO
make it quite as suitable for the older a.
the younger people. Deciding GA the per-
son with whom the alphabet should begin,
each one must take letter IN turn and ap-
ply /; to the country 10 which he or she Is
going, AMI the object Of Ehe journey, thus:
No l. an going TO Africa to set Ants and
Anacondas.
No = ! Journey to Brooklyn 10 get Bread ana
Beets.
No. 5. travel - Cleveland 70 get s Church
and Choir.
No.i liam gotBg 10 Denver to obtain Daade-
lions and Dainties-
No. & journey 70 Egypt 10 Eat Esss at Ease.
This should be continued until the al
phabet is exha listed. Any player falling
20 comply must pay the forfeit of intro
ducirg new gi.me, singing L soaS or oll-
ins a ls1gh - - ~
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
cr,,.ted Himself in a Church,

Even when a man has reached state Of
desperation bordering on mania be some
times retains the theatrical instinct which
prompts him to create sensation. That
was the case at Havre, France, where :
stranger who WAS attending the devotions
in the Church of Ct. Michel the other das
was suddenly seen IN flames. The parish
priest ran TO his rescue, and scorched him
self severely in eudeayoring 70 enyelop
the man with his overcoat- Before any
effective assistance could be rendered the
stranger was burned to death The de
ceased, it appears, had saturated his clothes
with paraftin agd had covered his gar
meats all over with BITS OF frewood and
Iucifer matches, and while kneeling down
before the altar had poured some petEo-
leum over himself and had ignited Il.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

and imperilled mothor let the baby fall.
Down the little one fiuttered ike white
winged, wounded bird. with the despair
ing cry of Mamma" upon its lips.
Lightly it struck the blanket, and mo-
nent later it was taken up safe and
sound, but sobbing. by mctherly LOOK
ing woman in the throng.
1t required but few minutes 10 raise
a ladder and rescue the self sacrificing
mother from her perilous position and
restore her dimpled darling TO her arms.
This touching rescue was loudly
cheered by the sympathetic spectators.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
Ssred a Baby from Death.

During a small tenement house FIRE on
the east side there was thrilling Incl
dent mat was not chro1lcled a. the time.
L occurred az a rear window IN the sec
oad story. Iae flames had been e1un-
guished with triiins damage, but the
house was full CT smoke.
Suddenly woman tottered 10 the open
window. In her arms she held bundle,
tightly clasped 10 her bosom II was II
white wrappings. Quickly the crowd OF
people in the yard below saw the woInsn.
Great clouds Of smoke whirled about her
head in suaocatIng volumes. and tAe
crowd called upon her to jump
She hesitated. but extended the bundle
at arms length, from which 1t that 10
nent thsrs came faint cry. Il wle
haby's voice.
Save ny child = impiored the woIlia-
Instantly blanket was procured and
strong men held It's corners.
Drop it, they shouted.
With her face syerted TIE agonizej
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

II don't know whether they do il in
tentionally or not thoughsfuIiy re-
marked Young Jack kanebiter AZ the
club the other night, but somehow
these newspapers pass around an awful
lot Of unreliable information.
..How's that, old chappief' inquired
Freddie Choker. bis running mate.
why. | saw IN The Examiner last
week that poor young fellow IN Chica-
go borrowed an umbrella 81 u bank
president. and the next day returned it,"
Awful lie, that
s.Oh, bit he did, really. He wslk~d
into the bank the very next day and re-
turned il. The president was 80 much
astonished that he called the young man
back and made him his cashier At
humping salary.
because be was 50 extra honest. chs
Exactly. Well, you see. thought il
was big scheme, and that II work The
same racket before the other boys got
on 20 it
Boss idea"
$50 I rushed around % the Nevada
bank and asked Old Hellraan 70 loan me
an umbrella. heard thsus was going
to be a directors meeting The next day,
and intended 20 return the umbrella
right in the mids; Of il, 50 Is 20 pAr2lyzs
the entire outfit; seq
VIVA. dad old MoneybagS say"
why, he said that II did net look
Bit like rain. i know my business. sa.d
!. Just you produce your gInxharn'
80 he told clerk - let me have an old
one and take e for security al regular
bank interest
Great ScottI-
.fBat that wasn't the worz1 Of 10.
When looked az the umbrella III b
hanged If IL wasn't one thai HeIlnAa
had borrowed from M himself down at
Los Angeles during the boom
And they Doth lit fresh cigarette snd
mused sadly over the utter unryiishilit,
~ a sensational press
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
4 Sad Appeal

4 middle aged, healthy looking mar.
who had called at the postodice for letter
several days running. returned yesterday
with the usual inquiry. and was answered
as before:
No letter for you
Are you quite sure" he earnestly asked.
''Oh, yes"
Alas, bet can't make 1t outf' sighed
the man. II should have had one Monday,
and this uncertainty unnerves me.
Expecting 20 hear from some OF your
friendsS' queried the clerk, touched By his
dependency.
''Yes-my wife"
she is away from, honae''
''Yes-in Buffalo
ANY one ills'
mo, not exactly"
''But YOU were so anxious I thought il
might be a case OF life or death
1T is, almost. You see. she cooks in a
restaurant and sends me s. per week &c
live on here, and this Is the first time in
six months have missed letter on Mon
day. / don't know what 60 think Size
may be ill-she may be out of a job-she
may have gone back on me. L may even
have 10 go to work again and earn my
living, Please be very, very sure that you
have not overlooked my expected letter
Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
| BEleHaMs Pills |
ACT LIKE MAGIC
| on d WEAK STOMACH. |
IS Cents a Box.
Of ALL ORucclsfo.
A Brave DEED.
He Knew ne Crowd He Hax to Deal
VITA


He Knew ne Crowd He Hsk to Deal
with.
Asdly nsw the sleigh over the track
less prSnlA Il needed not the lash
tha: the frantic driver was using with
all his energy to urge the frightened
horses 30 the top OF their Sped Ths
blood curdling bowls Of the wolves thas
grew memeutarily nearer and nearer
lent wings 20 the painting animals. and
thew tore along over snowy wastes,
every muscle strained 20 It's usznost.
every nerve saivering, their nostrils d.
lated, their eyes starting from taeir
sockets, and long trails OF damy vapor
from their stearing bodies following II
their wake.
Comrades said one q the Ieen IN
the sleigh, rising Up, pale. bat wiz iron
resolution written In every lxne OF his
face. 1.-THE wolves are gaining upon Us
In Eve minutes more. unless they ara
checked, we are al lost III we bad ten
minutes we could resch that farm house
Wonder, but We cannot do II There is
only one hope. One Of Us must sacrifice
himself for the others FAREWELL"
Before thew could stop him ne had
thrown himself ont Of the slsign and dis
appeared
On few the horses The sleigh, re-
hNei OF The weight Of the brave man
who had voluntarily offered hlmsef .
sacrifice TO the bloodthirsty aniraf's 20
save the lives Of hls friends. went pex
cepably faster. \ few minutes later
and they dashed into the yard surround
ing the little farm house. They wcrs
saved.
But how had il Jared with that daunt-
less. unselhsh heroe
VIII il be believed, The gaunt. hun
cry wolves, diverted from the pursuit Of
the sleigh. had no sooner surrounded
him than they seemed 70 regard him rs
friend. They sInelt of him. fswned
upon him with every demonstration q
delight, and one II the boldest and
fercest Of the whole pack. evidently the
leader, offered him his paw ~ II 20 snake
hands with him. looked sc the sleigh.
now too far away 10 oe overtAk-n. shoos
his head slowly. turned about and trotted
away, followed by al the rest The
terce, bloodthirsty wolves mad recog
nizei in this mAn kindred spirit.
He was Kansas City real estate agent.
Chicago Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

The food of monkeys consists chiefly OF
fruits, corn and other vegetable sub
stances Most of them catch and eat IN
sects and also birds, OF the eggs of which
they are very fond. In captivity they learn
60 eat aud drink almost everything that Is
used by man, and show q great fondness
for sweet things and alcoholic liquors.
Many have capacious cheek pouches, in
which they stow away food which they
cannot consume with sufficient expedition
Most interesting TO the naturalist IS the
marmoset monkey, from the forests OF
Brazil and Guiana. one OF the most inter
esting OF the South American monkeys.
This LITTLE creature, which, exclusive of
the tail. is only seven inches il length, Is
frequently kept as a pretty domestic pet.
but, from being a native OF tropical
climate, it requires The greatest care 20
protect it against cold. In confinement
their habits are gentle. though, as may be
inferred from the sketch, their activity
leads them into all kinds of mischief, such
as washing cigars and bathing Geneva
watch II u basin of water.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
The Ten Baby Toes.

There were ten little fellows who started one
day
To make on the road Of existence their way.
To seek for its joys and TO meet with its woes,
And the name they were known by was Ten
Baby Toes.
Five got in one sock. and declared they were
Right,
And found a fine dwelling, snug, pleasant and
tight;
And then the five others. Of brothers bereft,
Jumped into another and said they were Left
With each. Master Big Toe, he marched at one
side
Two Big Toes were brothers. to strengthen
and guide;
And he is the stoutcst Of all the five toes,
As he ought to be, getting such stubs as he
goes
Sometimes Right was foremost, and Left left
behind,
Then Left in the front, with Right left YOU
would find;
But however these brothers in rivalry We'd.
Whenever they rested they stood side by side.
They shared the same burden-the baby above
And mother declared that they shared the
same love,
And al just as precious. since every one knows
That Baby can't spare the least one Of his Toes.
-Harper's Young People.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

HITTING the BULLS EYE.
A Middle Aged Mans Exrerisncs q
the B0wery-


A Middle Aged Mans Exrerisscs 80
the Bowery-
he stopped 70 look a. = suit OF clothes
hanging Ia front OF an establishment IN tbs
Bowery. Re was middle aged. and man
who could not tel plumb bob from >
c1ownar.
st was shuss previous 20 inventory. und
we mark dot SIS suit down TO S, explained
the man az the door
"Unr' replied the ether
Warranted all wool. fast color, und de,
make und trim vhas shust ike Broadway
tailor's $50 suit
"Umf'
eff you doan be satisfied in one week
bring him back und get your money. Oar
object vhss 20 reduce stock und make vhay
for spring goods Notwithstanding der
fact dat wool vhas gone opp 200 per cent,
we knock seven dollar OF der price.
''Umr' calculated the man IS he slowly
passed on.
'Julias." said the proprietor. es he came
out, how did you shpeak 70 dot mani
Like lamb"
But something vaas STcag about it.
BE is coming back, und you keep sill ind
let me do der talking"
The man returned, stopped 30 take an
other look az the garments. and the pro-
prietor bowed very low and said:
Senator. hope you Will excuse my
clerk He vhas fresh from Chicago. and be
doan' know a congressmanfrom fishpole.
Dot suit vhAs 10 per cent of to ycu. sens-
ter, aud If you like 70 step inside l shall
present. you NIT some socks for nothing"
The senator stepped, and twenty min
utes later appeared with bundle under
his arm ard 4 self satisfied look on ais face.
-NeW Iork sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

Tines z-s Changed ro~ CT bozcd
stssrs. VIA / wac = boy befo<s ts=
mast I nza 20 take . II pssn-kin and
%. 70 ta- galley, gvs iczae cs tough
sais ko--s. a pct C weak ga ard nc
Iss=~s Ars. cal Wherever / lad q Snow.
Nowadays lie sailors lave . Doy 20 rzit
ca t.a@l, get eaznec ro><s b~-f and
sgsuds every osker day k-d fh4 best o.
sziz bees and posk II sne c1zss ala Z
st-ozg sn0zxa or sxe-f susaxn snsy
z.sxI Al tie clSsk--iz.srviex WITH Cart.
sza.e.s-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
Amusement Tha. Requires Physical SIX


Athletic amusements, for the most part,
seem very easy, nevertheless all require
patience and practice before the pleasant
part comes II ever one is near despair it
is when a wretched bicycle wobbles about
under you as you heStride it for the first
and second and third and many further
times. II d5esG'J help you bit to have
somebody on either side Of you clutching
the handle 20 keep you safe. Besides, they
always run away when you, bicycle and
all, are just f2llinE-because, they say, they
don't care u be kicked to death by the
iron mule. In tennis ir i just the same.
The racquet seems 20 be as unfit and
clumsy an object 10 hit oali with as would
De a chimney pot. And what lEure one
cuts, with ones gawky movements, and
red, angry face while one Is leacnipE' Yet,
d little practice and stubborBueSs-pOltel
called perseyerance-get over al this, and
tennis and'cycling are worth taking scme
trouble with
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

Tse French explorer C-a1pel Gas c-y-cv-
I'D race cf e~A-fs Z Wes. Africa tax.
offers E---z tkas> sse1 AID described sy
S-zalry Tnsss n@~ fcuna ryznsss z-~--
sse - lzE.ulcs ~ tessz = s@-gEt- Tasy hzSe
unlEiEz sysE-c -, Aozs aosr.. short nrcxs
zsg zb.Szn~z>, l2-v- wrists. ssrS1g srras
az. bzzE3y less. Ser are very sansd. bs-s
40 KHEY rla-lcAA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

Agent OF Benevolent Society-The people
IN that tenement house on Kay street are
wretchediy poor, but they are proud and
independent They say they need 20 help.
President Of Society-Then, how do you
know they are very poor
Agent-I stumbled over nine dogs On
their acknowledging Tribuns.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

narrowly missed the stove. My position
in the seat was such that had been
pitched headlong as ne was | could not
have missed the heater. A broken rail
caused the accident, but what caused me
to grasp the seat as did would like to
know."-San Francisco Chronicle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

Office Boy-Mr. Watts brought back your
umbrella just now. sad 1t looked Like
rain an Re thought you might need t.
Potts-AD right Ga. szy j Ohm nc.
II Watts inquiries for ne aay sacos durinz
banking hours tell him I'm no. in--In-
dIaoEpoiis Journal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
kicked a Mailman TO peath.

Il is not always safe thing 20 assault an
insane patient. James Woods, a brutal at
tendant az the Easton HDd. hospital, h-s
Just teen sent 70 PRISON for txenty-one
years because be kicked Jay Bloant, help
Less l1nzsic, 20 dSa-A
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

TIE Cz--S--Do you wzcs srTTssrS else
o. TIE stone bes43e= the ooFs rkrasF
Bersav-6 Pars.s--Ts e.. yea zlgss tE-ss
III On = -ssf- e zEAs<s - fsosfS1 CczTzSr.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
fgrorxace.

Eastern MAD-I shoGld ike Jon 20 t-.se:
ny partner. b1t be Is lot acre today. Es
has rot been well since ;he lss. blizzard J
prszurne yo1 know wha; blizzard "a, sh'
Western 8zn-So-o, I haze rcs b>sr
east l0uz New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
4 HAPPY Thoaght-

Mr.. Goodfeiiow (raorsiiHngiY) - Alas.
that ole cannot always see thirgs as hs
ought. What one needs Is more light
Mrs GoodfeiIow tquick TO see 81 oppor-
tuuisy n the dimly burning gASt-ShAIl
ring for lamps. de&zf-Detroit Free Pres
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

A writer in The Farm Journal tells that
ne has had lots Of fun with the sled-like
continuance shown in the picture. The
runner AMI shaft are one Piece-half Of a
pole about three inches in diameter and of
some tough wo7t-nocched where the run
ners leave of aud the shaft begins.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

'fY0G- engagement. this evening. Jonr, =
Tsntured tEs clergyman wife. 3 q .
binding r&t2re- presums-
Particularly -. Mar. 7 have z2r'
rage cs-suaony 70 p~r1orrn- 4" tsstro.. Fges
pyeea
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
A UNIQUE SLED.

The pieces from the log to the runners
must also be of some tough wood; they fit
into inch holes 4 saddle may be put on
the log. Some boys take their girls be
hind then-if they have girls that aren't
afraid
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05
GRACIoTsl

Doctor-Here, my son, come and zst your
apples and hat.
Boy-No y don't; ! know yer, IL y have
got yer clio. hes ou.-Bnlietin of Pharmacy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

R1ea Baby Vas svS. ss gavs ,aes astoria,
When sic vas e Child, she cried Fer CastorS
When size became Mss, she chung to Cssso-iA-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-03-05

YOUNG FOLKS COLUMN.
INSTRUCTIVE ENTERTAINMENT FOR
BOYS AND GIRLS.

A Short Sketch of the Monkey IS It APP
pears in Captivity Its Remarkable
Propensity ana Talent for Imitation
It's Love of Mischief.
Monkeys are not only interesting to the
naturalist, but are a source Of entertain
ment to everybody, young and old Inelr
remarkable propensity and talent for lrnl-
tation, together with their extreme agility;
their curious, prying disposition and their
love of mischief, make them very anus
ing, whether in d wild or captive state.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20

the trade ui Venezuela isn't very great.
hat il will serve to hiring ont the in
Equities OF tie Mckinley tariff law, and
for that rca>un. ii fur II" other, II i de-
>irallc.
Mr. Clcvc!anT> letter in opposition
to tree coinage. published here tins
week. shows that his backbone l. a.
strong a. il wa when lie Wr"t" tn" Ia
nous tari.i' message upon which IN"
campaign al - was tonight. Manli-
ness always commands admiration.
whether one agrees with IT, r"-Sc>>"r
or not.
1t i, stated that the IIuU," Coinage
Committee Will next week report the
free cuinag" bill. with rcc"mmrnda-
ton from the majority al the commit
tee against any silver legislation.
This recommendation il made. Will Ice
a bit OF sharp parliamentary practice,
a. il will prevent tie bill hcing placed
on the Calendar and make ii necessary
I" obtain the consent ol Il maJ"ntY "i
that committee before it can hc called
up. In fact it will hc equivalent to
.mothcring the hill in committee.
which was the first programme OF the
Republicans.
Secretary Tracy received a sharp
dressing down from members OF ms
own PARTY in the House this week Tor
the manner in which he rcprimandcd
: Commander Reitcr for his conduct IN
connection with the killing OF Gen.
Barrundia.
The Sioux Indians, having testified
to their Objection to being placed I'M
e der the care of the War department,
5 which was the principal reason Tor
e bringing them here, have been loaded
: down with presents and sent home via
l Philadelphia and Carlisle.
c The wrong methods in the conduct
: of the Pension Office are constantly
t being tacitly acknowledged 10y the al-
II thoritics by making changes IN those
e methods. II it had not teen for the
- vAiwsurcs made II. such papers As the
y New York HerdH these changes would
l. never have been made. 1t is the fear
( less press OF the country that always
It looks out for the real interests OF the
y people.
After the practical killing OF the
e cight-hour bill and the copyright bill
<, in the Senate early this week that body
o and the House have devoted most OF
l. the time to the regular appropriation
II bills The night sessions OF the Sen
Z ate, as was expected, are iiHz!r.
l. There hasn't yet been a quorum at one
y of them.
y The radical Republicans are brewing
t. some dcviltry in connection with the
3 Force bill, but the Democrats are wide
ii awake. Dem.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20
TWENTY YEARS COUGHING
Cured With DR.. Bosanko's Cough
Syrup.

Mrs. NJ. Pitcher, u most cstimable
lady, and has been Il resident of Spring
field, ILL.,, for thirty years. Her present
residence is at No. Il07 East Capital
Ave. In conversation with her drug
gist, Mr.. +. K. Sayler, If No. 600 Elcv-
cnth St, she said: Il have been az
ilictcd with Lung trouble for the past
twenty years, coughing most of the
time Have been under the care of
the best physicians of this city, and
have used all kinds of medicine for my
disease without any benefit. Last
winter ! was recommended to try Dr.
Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup,
and can cheerfully say after using
$1,000 worth of il, | am sound and
well. would recommend it to suffer
ing humanity as the best medicine ON
earth for chronic coughs, colds and
consumption" sold ut so cents by
MARR & Ross.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20

IT seems little queer that those
Republicans who shout the loudest for
protective tariff high enough to shut
out all the world, claiming that Amer
lea can exist without any commercial
dealings with the remainder of man.
kind, are the very men who oppose
an American system of fnance-the
free and unlimited coinage of silver
basing their opposition upon the
ground that America cannot have free
coinage without consent OF the great
commercial countries of Europe. We
merely give this as specimen of Re-
publican consistency. Our readers
can make their own comments.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20

WILL the new Secretary of the
Treasury be gold bug or will he be a
free coinage man? If Mr.. Harrison
decides the matter upon his own judg-
ment he is certain to be the former,
but if he takes the advice of some of
the longest-headed men in his party
he will he the latter. But in either
event Benjamin Harrison, the candi-
date, will lose votes in the next ma
tional convention of his party, and
that's what's the matter with Benny
at this time.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20

IT looks as though it would be left
for the Democratic House to find out
which Congressman speculated in sill
yer while last years silver bill was
pending. The committee of the pres
ent House does not seem inclined to
try very hard, in fact several of its
Republican members have practically
admitted being sorry for having found
out about Senator Cameron's specula-
ton, and they never would have dis
covered that if Senator Vest had not
voluntarily testified to the facts. Did
any of the members of this committee
get share Of the "pork?"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1891-02-20

THE STANDARD has not been back
ward in criticising the management of
Olympia Theater 10y Mr.. Hanna,
when censure was deserved, and it is
fair to infer therefore that it il not
Partially for that gentleman which
impels it to express the opinion that
there are bounds beyond which even
prejudice should not go. The long
growl in the Capital, Tuesday, because
Carmen" was substituted for "Tann-
hauser," after the explanation given,
that the music had been accidentally
left at Tacoma, was exceedingly unkind
and unjust. The Capital assumes that
somebody lied about the matter. which
is not true, and makes that circum-
stance hobby to ride, simply because
it thought there was a feeling existing
that would applaud it.