New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-28

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been looking for her sister, Of whose Whereabouts N.
knew nothing, except that size was somewhere in ,h
United states. Finally the other day, she drlftsd n,
Portland. Nc. and in inquirlng for this sister, men,
toned name that sounded little like Swift So sh.
taken TO the store Of Mr. swift In that town. WIN
however, proved TO be entirely ignorant OF the girl.
whereabouts. But while she telling her stor, .
man happened to be in the store, VINO said that n.
had a swedish servant girl who might possibly h
able to help the inquirer. The denoucment was ou,s
dramatic, for the servant girl proved to be the lop,
lOokedfor sister.
That Was why.-"Mr Piggery Of Chicago, isn't .
physician. Is he, Dukane"
"Oh, no."
Then why do you address him rs DOCTORS
He cures ams.'-(Pttsburg Chronicle.
According to "Thc Modern Church." patent msd
cines are appreciated in Burmah. woman mIssioo,,,
in that country upon village where cholen
raging Having with her quantity Of faInous
painker, she went from house to house administering
the remedy TO individuals and left number Of bolc,
to be used after she had gone. Returning to the viii
lagc months after, the missionary met by Tho
head man OF the community. who cheeed and delgh,s
her by this intelligence: Teacher have come ove,
TO your side: the medicine did us 50 much good th..
we have accepted your Cod Overjoyed at this new,
she was conducted 10 the house Of her informant vho
opening room, showed her the pain killer bottles SOL
EMMY arranged in row upon the Shelf and besor,
them the whole company Immediately Frustrated tbem
selves in worship.
THE THINNING OF THE TIIATCH
Oh. the autumn leaves are falling and the days IA
And the breeze is growing chilly and my hair 1, gtns
thin
I've comfortable income-and my age is thirty-,hr.
But my tlatch is thinning quicky-yes, quickly =
can be!
7 was once a merry urchin-curly headed was r,n.x,
I laughed good old people when | ham
But It's not proper subject to be lightly joked abous
For it's dreadful 10 discover that your roof weanS
out!
How he liked his head made use of a skating rins
by flies;
But although their dread intrusion shall rnanfuly ~
Pm afraid they'll soon have got another rink UPON
their list.
when invited to party I'm invariably late.
For waste the time in efforts to conceal my peepng
Though coax my hair across t-though brush away
Yet can't prevent it parting and dividing into
strelks
have tried har-restorer, and I've rubbed my head
with rum,
But the thatc keeps getting thinner and the new hair
So gaze into the mirror with gloomy. vacant STARE
For the circles getting wider Of that open space up
there!
People tell that my spirits must not allow to fall.
And that coming generations won't have any hair
well-they'n never know an anguish that can ade.
With The pangS Of watching day by day the thinning Of
Punch.
new Journal called "vale di Pompe7 has Just
appeared II is published in the Valley of Pompe, BY
the Avvocato Bartolo LOngo
At Monte Carlo.-Young English lady 10 Mr.
C0iney, who IS staying at The same hotelt-Do you
know must put franc piece O. n the S number s Of my
Little Sister-Oh. l say Ethel, what pity Now,
Il You had rally put II on your right age you would
For the first time in its history. there ia deficit
in the budget Of Hamburg. The ancient Hanseatio
city, il must be remembered, Is one OF the federal
states ot Germany and IS represented in the Bundcs
rith. or Federal Council. by a man proud Of the
glorious traditions and history Of his native city.
In the budget for scr the State income is estimated
at 50 32I SOL marks, while the expenses are estimated
AZ - .j39.65I marks. leaving deficit OF 4,2lelo
marks To the difference the senate has 10
cdcd 10 add 20 per cent. 10 the income tax Of al
inhabitants enjoying revenue Of more than 100
marks As Hamburg Is wealthy city every twenty.
eight ont Of one hundred men will be called upon 10
assist IN getting the financial car In motion.
Fashionable tourist (wipng his forehead on the
Of II Here I've climbed 5000 feet no the SIDE Of
thi, mountain only 10 meet face to face one Of my
heaviest creditors. "-lFlegende Blatter.
\ violin the property Of Louis XIV. who was
a passionate admirer 81 the instrument, Was recently
purcia-rd by a dealer In Budapesth IL was made
years az, bv Master Amati. The violin was sold .
few dav, ago 10 q member OF the Royal House o.
Prussia for 1000 Gulicn. The purchaser, II i, sup
posed. VA, Prince Henry, tho sailor Prince. brothe'
II the Emperor who i, excellent performer on The
violin. Indeed. the Prince has PLAYED several timer
u public. and has acquitted himself with credit
While i'm kin ne organized orchestra among Tho
member, of Tho nobility, and gave concerts at me
castle. which became famous in many ways. The
primo, T., ono u tic clcverc,t members OF the Hohen-
T. Kern fInily.
IN one Of tie sri~tncratic mansions ~ The Eau
bcur- -iint G"rwnu the footman announced. Mon
! ,cur L" Lprop Lcfcvlc.'
" VlN d. y,u -tyl" me baron am not baron. :
"oh. that Is not meant for YOU, monsieur but fos
+ the company tie Petit Journal.