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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-01-28
MARINE NEWS.

LEXINGTON, VA, jan H. 1890.
Mr.. A. K. Raules:
Dear sir-When require tho us, OF glasses I
wear your Pa lrsccpic Crvstslized Lenses In &c.
spect to briliancy and clearness of vision tboy
are uperior 10 any glass have ever used
Respectfully, FITZHUGH EE.
e Governor OF ireinia.
These famous lenses adjusted to objective vision
at the drug stors Of L. SThBLEE g. Co.
dec19 eofy Alexandria w
NO THE STOCKHOLDERS CT THE OLD no.
MtN1ON COOPERATIVE BUILDING AS.
ISOLATION OF ALE XANDRrA, VA.
Statement of Liabilities and Assets to Juuuy
Lat, 1891.
Stock outstanding, sG7,799 90
Interest account. 1927 SIS $72627 08
ASSETS
Loans. S31, 2s9 10
Bills receivable, 1880 90
Treasurer, 1905 So
Management account, I'll 50 s,2,627 oa
Number OF shares GUS .andtng 525.
Number OF shares upon which loans haze b,9a
granted 159.
Value OF each fa,ly paid up share $143 %.
Dividend for 1890 1915.
JOHN PERRY, President.
L. E. UELER, Secretary.
City Of Alexandria, to wit:
Before me, James &. Cation, No,ary Public FOR
the city aforesaid, in The state of Virgiuis pc
s a ally appeared john Perry, President and L. b.
Uhler, Secretary of TIE Old Dominion Coop -
tive fu:lding Ls.ocistion of Alexandra, yir
gints, and made oath in dus form of law thai the
8 statement hereto annexed to which their uames
are COED, is trae to the b,s5 OF thoir kno Slige
ana belief.
Given under my hand this 9th day OF n
uary, 1891. JAMES L. CATION,
Notary Public.
TIME ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK
l. HOLDERS OF TIL E ALEXANDa ola iN5 Ja.
ANCE COMPANY will be hela at the mpsn
Office, AL King street, at 10 o'clock H. ~ y
Day, February 2, 1891.
BENoNI WHEAT, President.
GEO. WISE, Secretary JAMS 4:
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
PINCHED FACE, BLUE LIPS,
why a Lady was So Unattractive.

81 saw lady with pinched features, blue
lips, and ruddy nose, as came down in the
cars this morning." said one of the leading
doctors of America recently. "She was un-
happy, and really did not know the eau e. But
L, as u physician, though never having seen
her before, knew exactly the source of her
trouble What was it? She was suffering from
malaria. This you know, is now the great
disease, and it seems to be on the increase"
sis malaria dangerous, doctor?"
"Yes, and no, 1t is the indirect cause OF
many, perhaps most diseases, and Ii always
puts a person in condition to invite disease,
although it is bad enough of itself"
"And what doyou do for it,"
"Ah! There is the hardest part OF the subject.
The principal remedy has been quinine but 1t
is not always advisable. One thing, however,
is almost e necessity in any case OF malaria,
and that is a pure st1mulant, preferably
whiskey. Where 1T is the right kind IL seems
to kill all the germs of malaria quicker than
any other known thing"
The remarks of the doctor are most valua-
BILE, but he did not go on to state what is known
to the writer-that both himself and most
prominent physicians prescribe Duffy's Pure
Malt Whiskey. Their reasons for this ARE many,
the principal ones being that 1t is the only
medicinal whiskey in the market and the only
one which for years has stood the most scruti-
nizing chemical tests. OF course cheaper and
impure whistles have been advocated and GER
tain unscrupulous dealers try to sell them be-
cause they can make larger profit upon them
than they can upon pure and expensive whis-
key like Duffy's Malt, but anyone who desires
health and to keep off malaria should insist
upon having Duffy's and take no other
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
}, July 9.-Following are the
San Francisco Market Review.

SAN FRANCISCO, July 9.-The produce markets
were quiet this morning, and prices show very
little change. Wheat dull, and quotations un-
changed. Feed barley steady, with fair de-
mand for choice grades; quotations unchanged
Oats and corn quiet; prices weak, and tending
downward. No change in mill stuffs.
Receipts of vegetables of all kinds continue
heavy, and demand fair. Lima beans are be-
ginning to arrive in quantity, and prices are
lower. Potatoes sell better under shipping de-
mand for northern points. Tomatoes lower,
and so is corn, much of which is in poor condi-
ton. Onions in heavy supply and dull. Gu
cumbers move off better
Summer fruits continue to arrive in heavy
euantity, and many varieties can only be
cleaned up at prices below quotations. Figs
very plentiful, and selling at 25c for single lay
ers and 35c for double layers. Apricots little
frmer. Apples and pears dull. Peaches weak.
No change to report In other varieties; prices
steady and demand moderate.
Market for dairy products frmer.
SAN FRANCISCO, July 9.-Wheat: Milling,
81 COOL. .S25si No; I shipping, pPn,, 11.5o@l;522a;
81 COOL rs: ground, 81 3l@32:
osts ss saspEss; per Genital mil;
@55 a fsS sS ssSc T. ;h9iSs ss fsfa ssoi q
low l.so@i :sa5l; white, slIO@2 20 per cnii
Flour. Family extras, s5.4O@s5. so; superhne,
Ie@ons~sicily s7so@ss so Riverside, 81 90
995c for small and 81. .5O@1. rs for large boxes.
oranges.Riverside nayels, 3.00@4, SO; Vac
lings, $1.O0@l. so; Mandarin, 25@5Oc per
box; Los Angeles seedlings, 75c@s1 90: nav
els $2;25@3.00; Tahiti oranges, s.: 3:00@3.50.
crown, loose. s5@s1 90; two crown. do, 65@7Oc.
213c for unstemmed
butter-Fair to choice 1902.
Eggs-California ranch, 220D26c
Cantaloupes-$3 OO96 SO per case.
Ngs-25@6Oc per box.
Apricots- -25@35c per box for Pringles; IS
Peaches 25@5Oc per box; 25@35c per basket.
Plums-40c@75c per box.
Green apples ;25 per box.
Black berries-$4. O0@6. 90 per chest.
Raspberries-$6 00l@10 90 per chest
Green pears-4O@60c per box.
Goossberriss. sS@4c 3 b for oregon, and
5a7c for English.
Cherries-4o@6oc per box for white; 5Oc@
Strawberries s.. .00@7 90 per chest for Sharp
less; $S.OO@lO 90 for Longworths.
Cranberries.12@13c &c per ponnd.
HOney-White comb, 11015: amber, SOLO
Bananas-$2. O0@S2. so per bunch.
onions-Red, 81 00SsI 10; silverskins, 81 .25
Green corn-s@15c per doz.
Green peas-$l@1 .25 per sack for common, and
$1011. so for sweet .s..-s ~
String !beans-3n416c % ID; wax beans, 3@4c
refugee beaus 304c.
Potatoes-New, 1@1Lc u 10; old, 6O@7Oc
p 100.
Sweet Potatoes 5000 so.
Tomatoes-Los Angeles 75c@$1.25 per box
Egg plant, 1O@2Oc per Id.
Cucumbers-65075c per box.
Summer squash-l5g25c per box for Win
| ters and 25(l40c for bay.
Marrowfat SQUASH -s25@3O per ton
Asparagus 50c@$l.25 per box for ordinary,
g2 OOQJ2.25 for choice to fancy.
Rhubarb-4Oc0l. go per box.
Turnips-75c per GENITAL.
Beets--$1 per sack
Carrots-Feed, 50075c
Parsnips-$l.25 per GENITAL.
,Cabbage-40@6Oc
Garlic-3@5c y fb for Italian, and 5@cc for
California.
Dry Okra--2O@25c 7p fb.
Peppsrs-Green, e1IOc Se tb; dry, 15a2Oc.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
MARINE NEWS.

SAN PEDRO, July 8, 1891
The following were the arrivals and depart
ures at this port for the past "a hours:
ARRIVED.
July 8.-Bark Wachusetts,. Arey, from Ma
naimo, 25O0 tons coal t , 8. P. Co.
July 9.-Steamer Falcon, Simmie, from Ava
Ion, passengers and merchandise, to w. 7. Co.
SAILED.
July 9.-Schooner Serena Thayer, McVicar,
to Humboldt, in ballast
DUE TO ARRIVE.
July 10.-Steamer Pomona. Hall, from San
Diego and way, passengers and merchandise
July 1O-steamer Coos Bay, Leland. from San
Francisco and way, passengers and merchan-
disc to s. P. Co.
July IL Steamer Coos Bay, Leland, from
Newport and way, passengers and merchandise
July 11.-steamer Falcon. simmie, from Av-
alon, passengers and merchandise to W. T: Co.
San Francisco and way, passengers and mer-
chandise, to s. P. Co.
DUE TO SAIL
July 1O.-Steamer Falcon, Simmie, to Avalon,
passengers and merchandise to W. T. Co.
Ju.y 1O--Steamer Pomona, Hall, tOSan Fran
cisco, passengers and merchandise, to P. c. s
July 1O-steamer Coos Bay. eland. to New
soes' c.. passengers anu ns''n"np'se' 70 = y .
July 11.-Steamer Coos Bay, Leland, to San
Francisco and way, passengers and merchan
disc, to F. G s. s. Co.
July 12.-Steamer Corona, Alexander, to San
Diego, passengers and merchandise to 2. G.
s S. Co.
TIDES JULY 10.
High water, :O5 p. M, :23 p. m.
Low water, 6:O7 a. M, 5:53 p. m.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
FINANCE AND TRADE.
ExcHAser REVIEW.

EXCHANGE REVIEW.
NEW YORK. July 9.-In the stock market dull
ness and general stagnation still marks trading.
Today was the reversal of yesterdays move
ment, and fractional losses were the rule,
though only amonga few stocks was there any
tendency to lower prices. The opening was
heavy and extremely dull The close was very
dull and stagnant, with active shares at close to
bottom figures.
Government bonds steady.
MONEY QUOTATIONS..
NEW YORK. July 9.-Money on call easy;
closed offered at per cent.
Prime mercantile paper, 519@7 per cent
Sterling Exchange-Firmer;- 60-day bills,
A.S5; demand 81 s6A.
LoNDoN, July 8, y. m.-Closing consols,
money, SO l6; do account, So 3;16: U. y. 4,
$IISss: do AVS, $102L.
Money-% per cent.
BAR SILVER
NEW YORK. July 9.-Bar silver, per o.,
$1.OOM
LONDON, July 9.-Bar silver, 46>sd. per
ounce,
BAN Francisco, July 9.-Bar silver, 81 .O011
per ounce
SAN FRANCISCO, July 9.-Mexican dollars,
SOC.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
LOS ANGELES LOCAL MARK ETS.

The following report is corrected daily at the
Los Angeles Produce Exchange:
$40, Capitol Mills, patent roller, asked, s. 40;
S0;nT, e victor, sS75; Fresno, IS IS;
MILL FEED-Crackedc corn, asked, 81 so; Crack
ed corn by the sack, $3.50; Rolled barley, N
asked a5o Mixed Feed sS1
Bar Barley ST. 1eeU wheat %ss No. 0tan 81
$l:lO: shorts, 81. 20. Small hominy, 81.
Barley Mysrssy b K No. " S No. sissS ias
R; B: $500, Y. B., s1s 90; oat, " 3. .ii.oO.
bid. 60c asked; Pinkeye, 4Oc bid, 6oc asked
GREEN FRUITS Bananas. $3.50 to So 90 per
bunch; Strawberries 15c; Eureka. $500 a
1925, Green Prunes, 10 to 1870.
BUTTER:-Eancy roll, per Toll, 4214c; Choice
roll. per roll. asked. 4Oc: Fair, roll, per roll
asked; 371Sc. Eastern creamery, tubs, 25c per
CHEEsE-Large, asked, lie; Small, asked,
lie; Small, Sd hand, asked. lac; Eastern
'sses, Eess.-Fressh, .FTesih 10000.
PoULTRY. = Hens. No. 1, per dozen,
81 SO @ $3.50; old roosters, per dozen, asked
$500 to s4.OO broilers small per doz-
iSSlSe ducks srss sarAess ess Sasnp p0ub6Gd 6d
$500, asked SC. 90; ducks, small, per dozen,
bid $3.50 asked $500; geese, each, bid 9oc,
asked VIA
LIVE STOCK K-Live hogs, bid --, asked
HoNEY.-Extracted, bid -, asked &c; am
asked esE pG beeswss asssd comD Asked az a
yellow Northern.5c; Local White, - per 81 81
bs Sia atss esac stras ss OF oN
asked TIC; cabbage per 100. bid --, asked
60c; green peas, 31ac.
BEANS AND DRIED PEAs:-Pink, No. l, bid
ASKED ASKED @ IS; beyous, e.a I bid d Weae.s asked
small, BID 3D., d. = s asked s.: g; siass eye. bid
ae Navy, bid asked 8. .so JOB lots,
No. l, bid -, asked $500; Job lots. No. 2
RAIsINs.@Iayers, @ asked slii $3.50; sx,1ondon
raisins, sc; dried grapes. s1ac. ., ,oo.
feed No. Bd asked i5 feed No.
BARLEY.-Feed. No. 1, new bid, 81 II. asked,
coEs.-1targe yellow. sI carload, lots bid,
ed, 500; small yellow, carload los. bid,
81; III, asked, 81 SO: .s
-, asked, 12%i peaches, s. Y. No. 2, bid,
---, asked, 6g8c; Peaches, $. D. peeled,
Si asked asked 1sS Pittea piq%s
w.. D-0' asked so.1s; Slaekberries, bid,
-, asked, 50 IS; prunes, California French,
bid, ,, asked, s@I21sc; apricots, bid: l.. - 60
dried, Sc; Hunts Alden, isc
NUTs.-Walnuts. new, SO. O8;- peanuts, Cal
ifornia, No. 1.043;; peanuts, Eastern, sos;
APPLES. ~ .wEvaporated asked, so 12; Hunts,s
Alden, sol !. ag sun dried, 50. 10; sun dried
sAcKs-Calcutta spot 1891, &c. potato sacks,
SIC.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10

General Markets.
NEW YORK, July 9.--Hops: Steady; Pacific
coast. 25@32.
Cofee-Options closed quiet, steady, to
20 points down. Sales, 20,75O bags. July,
$16.S0@l6.s5; August. SIS .sO0l =. .95; Septem-
Der, $l5.OO@l5.15: October. $l4 20014. 80;
November, $1350@137O. Spot Rio steady;
fair cargoes, 1870: No. 7,179sc.
Sugar-Raw, steady; fair refining, 27sc; Mus
covado, 80 test,2Ac; centrifugals, SO test, 3azc.
Refined firm; Standard A, 47sc; .confection-
crushed, SIC; granulated, B. ice; cubes, 41sc.
Copper--Steady: lake, June, 1900
Lead-Neglected. Domestic, "a. 45.
Tin-Firm Straits. $2O.45
CHICAGO, July 8. Pork: Steady cash,
$40. 1Og1O. 12l3; September. $40. 25lDl0273
LardLSteady; cash, s6.10SG6.15: September,
S6. .30G6. 32l.
Shoulders-s5 1O0o15
Short clear-$6. .4O0q$6. So
Short ribs-s6 05016.lO
CHICAGO, July 8 -Whiskey-$1.16.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
Chicago Grain Market.

The opening was L4@1ac lower, ruled weak and
declined sk@1Sc more, then became stronger,
advancing A@1c, eased off a tri1e, and closed
about 2s@1<c lower than yesterday.
Receipts, Ace, 900 bushels; shipments. 458,-
600 bushels
CHICAGO, July 9.-Close: Wheat, steady;
Cash. 30 9O@sO9 91; September, $O.871s; Decem-
Corn Steady; cash, 59@59Nc; September,
511sc.
0ats-steady: cash. 3711c; September, 2sKc.
Rye-Quie 75076k.
Barley Nominal, 68y7Oc. A.'
OTHER GRAIN MARKERS
sAs FlANc1sco, July o.-wheat inactive;
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
The Greatest Discovery on Earth

rs DIR. JOHN l.. KELLETT'S PARADISE OIL,
i which removes all infamations and impuri
ties from the Bone and Flesh, and effec s a
permanent cure of Rheumatic, Neuralgia and
all other pains that the human flesh is heir 10
1t is guaranteed to cure any case of Sore Eyes,
ated sores without pain or injury to the sound
flesh. And it also takes off Spayins, ,Curbs,
Splints and all false enlargements on horses
There is no necessity of suffering pain. To
purify the blood and regulate the liver, kid
neys and bowels; to cure sick headache, dys-
pepsia, nervousness and kindred diseases that
Is caused by impure blood, use PARADISE BIT
TIERS. Price of each, 81 per bottle. Manufac-
tured by Kellett & Brown, Fresno, Cal All
druggists can obtain the same by applying to
F. w. RRAUNs& CO.,
GIG 3m Los Angeles, California.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10

buyer season, si.5lzz; buyer, 81. sl.65; sell
Ter '9l, $I.53.
Bsrley-Quiet; buyer, 's1 81 s7s; seller, 81,
$1.05H.
Corn-1. S702.15.
LIVERPOOL, July g. Wheat: Holders offer spar
ingly. No. red western, spring. 5s SGD per
GENITAL, easy; Kansas winter, hard, rs lOd, dull
Corn-D- -mand fair for spot and good for fu-
lures Spot, IS 714d per GENITAL, steady; July, 5s
I'D, steady; August, IS ED, steady; Septem-
Der, 5s 5szd, steady.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
California Fruit Sales.

CHICAGO, July 9.-The Earl Fruit company
sold today at auction the following California
fruit. Bartlett pears, $2.25@2.35; purple Duane
plums sl.45@2 Is; German prunes, $3.50
s5; royal native plums $1.75; Japanese
plums, $500; peaches, $1.35@1.6O; cherries,
96cG1. 80.
sold at auction four carloads of California fruit
Apricots brought 9c@1. 40: royal native plums,
$i.3O@1.5O peach plums, $1.SO@2.5O peach
es, 81. .4O@2 .55; tragedy prunes, $2.45@2. .55;
Bartlett pears, very small, $1.5O@2 20.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
wholssale Meat Market.

Wholesale Meat Market.
corrected daily by s. Maier, lao North Spring
street.
FRESH MEATs-Following are the rates for
whole carcasses from slaugterers to dealers:
BEEF-First quality, 51ac; second quality,
41ac to SC.
VEAL-Quotable at to &c for large and 8 to
&c per h. for small.
MUTToN-Quotable at 6G7c per lb
LAMB-Quotable at to 1Oc per lb.
PoRK-Live hogs on foot, grain fed, medium,
7c per h.
WooL-Spring clip, -
HAMs-Rex, 1874; Crown, 14l@; Lily, 142a:
BACON-Rex, liz; Crown, 1914; Lily, 12I2
LARD-Refned IS, 9A 5s, 81; los, 81: sos,
81; tierces, Sc; pure leaf, 1215; higher all
around.
DRIED BEEF HAMs-13c.
SALT PoRK-10c.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

A deferred annual meeting of the stock hold
ers Of the California Cooperative Colony win
be held Wednesday, July IS, 1891, at 10 O'clock
South Spring street, in the city Of Los Angeles,
for the purpose Of electing board OF directors
and transacting such other business MS may
properly come before q stOckh0lders' meeting.
By order of the president.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
TO THE PUBLIC.

take this opportunity Of highly recommend
ing DR.. Wong Hims abilities as physician to
all who have any diseases, especially those
whose complaints resist the treatment Of other
physicians.
For two months ! suffered from impure blood
and disordered stomach, together with sore
lip which failed to heal, and was finally per-
suaded to call and see DR.. Wong Him at his OF
fee, $50 Upper Main street. / had a consulta
tion, and after an examination of my pulse he
gave me a powder for my lips and medicine in
ternally, and said he would cure me in one
week Or ten days, and at the expiration Of that
time declined to give me any more medicine,
because was cured, which statement 1 fully
endorse, for have not been SO well for a long
time. JOSEPH r. DUBBS.
February 70, 1881. Los Angeles, Cal.
i had been sick FIVE months, paid out large
sums Of money for doctors and medicines, but
derived no benefit. DIR. Wong Him was recon-
mended to me by friend did not think l
could get well, as my lungs and kidneys were
very bad and getting worse all the time. DR..
Wong Him took me in this condition; he has
in two months time entirely fured me, and
now feel it my duty. to testify in his behalf.
I wish to recommend him to the public as an
efficient and skillful physician
THOMAS WHITE.
Los Angeles, May 13, 1891
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
MEDICAL.
DIR. WONG HIM.

THE FIRST CHINESE PHYSICIAN TO
i practice his profession in this city was DR..
WONG HIM. Has practiced here for sixteen
(16) years. and his cures and successful treat
ment of complicated diseases is proof of his
ability. He belongs to the six tn generation Of
doctors in his family. trial will convince
you. OFFICE: 500 Upper Main st. P.O. box
564. Station G, Los Angeles, Cal.
TO THE PUBLIC: DR.. WONG HIM, $50
Upper Main st., has cured my mother Of the
typhoid fever in the short time Of one week, and
has left her entirely WE'LL and also has cur ed me
of tumor had on my left side. After suffer-
ing for long rime and receiving no benefit from
Others, concluded to try the above gentleman
and now feel it my dufy to testify in his be-
half wish to recommend him TO the public
as an efficient and skillful sphyscian. MISS
$50 Garlardo st., Los Angeles, Cal February
81, 1891.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10

over.exeron, youthful ndescretons or the excessive
use of tobacco opium or stimuants which ultimately
lead to Infrmity, Consumption and Insanity Put up
in convenient form to carry IN the vest pocket Price
written guarantee to cure or refund the
money. Sent by mail to any address. Circular 1ree
Mention this paper Address,
MADRID CHEMICAL co., Branch Office for q. s. A
1858 Dearborn Street. CHICAGO. ILL
FOR SALE IN LOS ANGELES. CAL, BY
II Germain Druggist 12S So. Spring st.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10

The Eintracht, 1853 N. Spring Street,
Is the place to get the Anheuser- Busch St.
Louis Beer on draught. Ring up telephone
467 or 316 for the celebrated bottled beer.
Best and cheapest in market.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
Cures CRAMPS and C0LIC.
MANHOOD RESTORED.

"SANAIIvO, tne
Wonderful Spanish
Remedy, is sold with q
WrittcnGuaranteo
to cure all Nervous Dis
eases, such as Weak
Memory, Loss of Brain
p 0 W er, ii G a d a c h e,
Wakefulness, Lost Man
hood. Nervousness, Las.
situde, all drains and
loss of power Of the
Generative Organs. In
aithar cay Pauead nv
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10
Petroleum
General Markets

NEW YoeK, July Petroleum: Jul
closed at 67N.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-07-10

High water, 1 :O5 p. M, :23 p. m.
Low water, 6:O7 a. M, 5:53 p. m.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-15
His First Client.

A prominent lawyer OF middle age
was sitting at the table with me in
n downtown cafe this morning regal
ing me with a choice series of anec-
dotes relating mainly to matters
that had come up in his practice OF
the law. He particularly dwelt upon
his first case after his admission to
the bar He had been retained by a
scoundrel whose villiany had been so
black that the legal debutant had
to struggle fiercely with his conscience
before he could pocket the fee.
He was picturing to me wildly the
depth of iniamy reached by this
rascal who had employed him, when
n venerable merchant whom | have
known and esteemed for many years
stopped to speak to me.
"Mr. Blank" | said, "let me intro
duce you to my friend, Mr.. Black
stone"
The merchant shook the lawyers
hand warmly.
"No need of introducing u.s." h,
remarked, Il didn't happen to notice
him. We have been intimate for 81
years. Indeed, | was the first ellen
he ever had"
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-15
HUSBAND AND HEATHEN.

Der the men of ETHIOPIA she would pour
her cOruncola,
And shower wealth and plenty on the
people of Japan,
Send down jelly cake and candies
10 the Indians of the Andes,
And cargo of plum pudding to the men
OF Hindostn;
And she said she loved 'em so,
Bushmen, Finn and Eskimo
If she had the wings of eagles to their
Succor she would fly
Loaded down wi h lam and Jelly.
Succot-si and lermice.li,
Prunes, role ranates p'ums and pud-
din ',peac es, pineappes and pie.
She would fly with spec y succor to the
natives of Molucca.
With who'e | ads o. quail and sa.m II
and Wit to of fricclsec,
And give cake in fullest mea ure
70 the men of Austria asia
And al tie archip lagos that dot the
southern S "a;
And tn Anthropoph gil
All their lives deprived of pie,
She would satiate an salts y wi h custard,
cream and mines;
And those m serab,e Australians
And the Borrio5oorigha ia S,
She won d gore with choicest je ly, rasp-
lerry, curranf, grape and ounce.
But, like old wartime hardtackers, hei
poor husband lived on crackers
Bought at no esae from a baker, eaten
from the mant -shelf;
II the men of Madagascar
And the native o. A aska,
Had encu h to safe their hunger let hin
| ok out for him elf,
And his Goa had but on tail
And he used shingle nail
To faston up his 'gallus' went he wen
olt t. his work;
And she us to spend his money
To buy sugar plums and honey
For the Terra del Fuegian and the Turco
nan d Turk
Yankee Blade.
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-15
Didn't Know When He Was
Well Off.

"There are men, said the melancholy
looking individual, "who never know
when they are well Off / speak from
experience, for l am one of them. L
once paid attention to q lovely
young woman. She was so sweet
that the flies would all go to her and
leave me unmolested, and fused to sit
with her for hours of a summer even
ing, and while the flies swarmed up
on her I enjoyed perfect immunity
from the rascals. But alasl | didn't
know when l was well off. In the
evil moment asked her hand inmar-
riage, and she shook her head so de-
cidedly when she replied in the mega
tive that she shook all the flies of
her, and then stalked out of the
room leaving me to be preyed upon
by the varmints. III had only been
satisfied to let things remain as they
We're might have passed through
life peaceful and contented. But, as
l said, there are men who never
know when they are well off.-Bostor
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The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-01-15
Physicians Have Found Out

That a contamination and foreign element in the
blood. developed by indigestion, is the cause Of
rheumatism This settles upon the sensitive
sub-cutanoous covering Of the muscles and liga-
ments Of the joints, causing constant and shifting
pain, and aggravating calcareous, chalky
deposits which produces stiffness and distortion
of the joints. No fact, which experience has
demonstrated in regard to Hostetters Stomach
Bitters, has stronger evidence support tgian this
namely, that this medicine of comprehensive
uses checks the formidable and atroclous disease,
nor is it less positively established that it is
preferable to the poisons often used to arrest it,
since the medicine contains only salutary iBgre-
dents. 1t is also a signal remedy for maprial
fevers, constipation, dyspepsia, kidney and blsa-
der ailments, debility and other disorders. Go
that you get the genuine.