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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

90 E0O VALENCIA ST. CORNER; SIZE
ID l.. OOU. 60XSS: covered with improve
mentS; stores and fats of and rooms; build
inES only years old; total income $3.50 per an
mum property must be sold to satisfy existing
mortgage. Apply TO O'FARRELL & LANG, II
Montgomery st
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

A Ny ONE THAT HAS A VARIETY STORE,
\ restaurant or bakery for sale, call at Office.
MORGAN & CO, 238 Kearny st. myI2 3t%
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

AtEDfl " dBlENALE IhOlIL u NONAiSSlON
t0OOU. business; partner wanted with wide
awake rising young business merchant Of good
standing and reputation, controlling large business
throughout the Pacific coast. receiving cOnsign-
nleuJs grain, -four, fruits, dried fruits raisins,
beans potatoes, wool, hides. hops. poultry dairy
produce and general merchandise. with trade $3.50
Per days and the object Of taxing partner is TO fur
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

0ESOO CAPP ST., BET. nth AND 18TH; 2
tpOOOO. story and basement house OF rooms
bath, laundry store room, etc. lot 30Xl226 feet.
BONEE. TOY & Co. l9 Montgomery ST.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

Gil QOO JACKSON-ST. RESIDENCE. Mr.
ID L. OOO. Br0derlck; 2-stOry house OF
rooms bath, salon parIor. laundry, servants room
large dry basement; elegant tile and brlc-a-brac
mantels, electric bells, speaking tubes. etc; tot
26 tx 90; easy terms, part cash, balance in monthly
installmeuts. BoYEE. TOY y CO., 10 Mont
SOmery St.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

09T00 A BARGAIN: NEW BAY-WINDow
u ~ W. house OF rooms and bath; situated
sunny side 20th St. $50 # west OF CasrO-st. cars
frst-Cass nelghborhood and delightful home: terms
same paying rent. For particulars apply TENiS
Il FISHER. II Post ST myl8 MeThSu st
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

GcO0 HALF INTEREST IN ONE OF THE
scUUU. best corner saloons on city front; would
prefer partner 10 hired help. Apply SW. cor OF
LacLln ana urumm nv III 3LE
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13
CARPETS.

CHEAPEST AND BEST N AMERfCA-THE
~ eight-page WEEKLY CALL. sent u any address
in the United States or Canada one year Tor 81 %,
postage free.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-05-13

C.O01 EXPRESS BUSINE STEADY
u ~. work; houses; eWner leaving; gitt;
must sell to-day. B. WHITE, 765 Market. II ats
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
PROFIT ON SLEEPING CARS.
Earnings and Cost OF One of Mr.
Pullman's Rolling Palaces.

Earnings and Cost Of One Of Mr..
Pullman's Rolling Palaces.
An operating official who knows
considerable about sleeping cars, their
cost, and profit, remarked to an In
dianapolis journal reporter:
"Sleeping cars. pay big money, and
when one knows the cost of operat-
ing them it is no wonder. . A new car
costs, good, strong, and modern, any.
way from $4,000 to $4,000, al
though you hear of them worth twice
that sum. However, those costly
cars don't get outside the shops.
Well, the railroad companies pay 8
cents a mile for the privilege of haul
ing them, and the car will average 800
miles in twenty-four hours the
year round, or SO q day earn
ings. Say it only earns $4,000 q
year, a low estimate, it will pay for
itself in three years. Now a ten 9 c
ton a has twenty berths. selling
local at SO a berth, making the earn
ing capacity per night $40, not count.
ing the day earnings. OF course,
sleeper's don't carry full loads every
night, but if they did not average ten
passengers a day We would not haul
them on our road. Now, we pay for
ice, water, end fuel, and insure the
cars-that is, we repair them when
wrecked or injured. The sleepingcar
company pays a porter $25 a month
at the most, a conductor 500 andhas
to furnish linen and soap. 1t is not
difficult to see how the sleeping-car
companies pay dividends"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
FOOLED THE OFFICER.

How a Cute Scotch Skipper Got
Ahead OF a Policeman.
A certain policeman on duty at the
gates of one of the London docks has
the name OF being one of the sharpest
amongst his comrades. No person
could ever boast of getting any excisa-
BILE goods, such as tobacco or cigars,
out of the dock whilst he was onduty,
and he was proud of the fact. If he
was offered a bride he always took it,
and had the offender arrested after
wards in the act.
One day, however, a ship arrived
from India, and the skipper, a cute,
hard-headed Scotchman, came ashore
in the evening and proceeded to the
gates. Walking up boldly to the po-
liceman, he whispered in MS ear, "l've
got some rare tobacco, and some val
liable cigars which the Custom folks
have overlooked, and I want
to smuggle them out tn morn's NIGHT.
It'd be a. RIGHT, 1 suppose?" and
at the same time slipped half-a-crown
into the policeman's hand. The re-
doubtable Robert smiled q malignant
smile, and said it would be all right,
and the merry skipper passed out of
thegates and went on his way rejoicing.
The next night the skipper was
walking boldly out OF the dock-gates
when he was sliced by the policeman
and taken into his watch box, where
he was confronted by a sergeant and
underwent a thorough search. Much
to the officers chagrin, however,
neither tobacco, cigars, nor anything
of an excisable nature was found on
his person, and he asked the skipper
what he had done with them.
"Oh!" said the skipper, quite inno-
Gently, ~ had them on me last night
when ] gave you the half-croon and l
just thoch I'd better TAX them DOT
there and then, which I did"
1t was remarkable how much that
policeman aged during the next
twenty-four hours.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
have laid hold of God, and the disso-

have laid hold OF God, and the DISCO
lutte may be reclaimed. ! suppose
there are self-righteous men in this
house who feel no need ofGod, and
will not seek after him, and they will
90 out in the world and they will be
tempted, and they will be flung down
by misfortune, and they will go down,
down, down, down, until some night
you will see them going home hooting,
raving, shouting blasphemy-going
home to their mother, going home to
their sister, going home to the young
companion to whom, only a little
while ago, in the presence Of brilliant
assemblage, flashing lights and orange
blossoms, and censer swinging in the
air, they promised fidelity and purity,
and kindness perpetual. Oh! self
righteous man, without God you are
in peril. Seek after him today. Amid
the ten thousand temptations OF life
THERE IS NO SAFETY
for a man without God.
But l may be addressing some who
have gone astray, and SO l assault
that other proposition that the dis
solute cannot be reclaimed. Perhaps
you have only gone a little astray.
While l speak ara you troubled? Is
there a voice within you saying.
"What did you do that for? Why do
you go there? What did you mean
by that? Is there a memory in your
soul that makes you tremble? God
only knows all our hearts. Yea, If
you have gone SO far as to commit in
EQUITIES, and have gone through the
whole catalogue, I invite you back
this hour. The Lord waits for you.
o! l wish that all the batteries of the
Gospel could today be numbered
against all those influences which are
taking down so many of our young
men. l would like to blow
a trumpet of warning, and recruit I'M
til this whole audience would march
out on q crusade against the evils of
society. But let none of is be dis
heartened. o! Christian workers, my
heart is high with hope. The dark
horizon is blooming into the morning
of which the prophets spoke, and OF
which poets have dreamed, and of
which painters have sketched. The
worlds bridal hour advances. The
mountains will kiss tbs morning radi-
ant and effulgent, and all the waves
OF the sea will become the crystal keys
of a great organ, on which the fingers
OF everlasting Joy shall play the grand
march of a world redeemed. Instead
of the thorn shall come up the irtree,
and instead of the briar shall come
up the myrtle tree, and h emountains
and the hills shall break forth into
singing, and all the trees of the wood
shall clap their hands!
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
She Was Angry.
HIGH APPRECIATION.

It pays to make homes, pure goods. Take the success of Dr.. Prices
Cream Baking Powder that has maintained its standard for purity and
excellence for the f. iorty years. It. is the Oldest now the only
Pure Cream Tartar Powder to be obtained. DR.. Price has spent almost
his whole life perfecing it, and enjoys the distinction of being the only
physician that has devoted his time entirely to perfecting the articles
of human food that bear his name-a name and a reputation synony.
nous with pure food preparations throughout the land.
Here are the Endorsements of the United Cooks and the Pastry
Cooks Association of the United States. What higher praise. Its
officers. whose signatures are given, are all men who have given
dignity and character to their profession. Members of these associa-
lions are the chefs and cooks of the leading hotels, restaurants, clubs
and private families, and certainly no higher commendation could be
found for an article of daily use in the practical culinary art, like that
Of baking powder. Here is what they say:
This is to Certify, That the Cooks of this Associa.
ton, and it's members, have used DR.. Prices Cream Baking
Powder and recommend its use in preference to all others.
For quick, raising and fine cakes, pastry, etc, it has no
equal. It is free from ammonia, lime or alum. The most
perfect Baking Powder made.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26

"a ribbon for your typewrltery And
it's nothing that l would be interest
ed in!" exclaimed Mrs. Wanterno.
"What's the matter now?" asked
her husband, who inferred from his
wife's that she was thorough
ly angry.
"You can unblushingly acknowledge
to ME that you have bought a ribbon
for your typewriter, and at the same
time tell me it is nothing l would be-
interested in!"
And she slammed the door behind
her as she went home to her mamma's
to relate the most recent instance Of
mans perfidy.-Puck.
He Asked One Question Too
Many.
An old man was on the witness
stand, and was being cross-examined
by the lawyer.
"You say you are a doctor,
sir?"
Yes, sir; yes, SIR
"What kind of a doctor?"
81 make intments, sir. I make int
ments."
What's your ointment good
for?"
otis good to rub on the head to
strengthen the mind"
"What effect would it have if you
were to rub some Of it on my
head?''
"None at all, sir; none at all. We
must have something to start with"
Gainesville Eagle.
On His Mind.
Pat was a hod-carrier. Long prac-
tice had made him an expert at
threading the mazes Of unfinished
buildings, but it had also made him
somewhat careless in his movements.
He had just stepped from a ladder
to one OF the Landings, and after set
ting down his load of bricks with a.
sigh of relief, he Strengthened up.
Whack! his head came smartly in o n
tact with a heavy beam.
When the foreman passed, q. few
minutes after, he saw Pat sitting on q
keg, holding his head in both hands.
"Hullo, Pat" he called. "What's
on your mind?"
"The whole top av me head, sir. Oh
my! Oh my!'
A Gallant Chinaman.
The denizens of the Celestial Empire
are more thoroughly conversant with
the forms OF European courtesy than +.
most people are aware. A society
lady in Paris, more distinguished for
her prying curiosity than womanly
reserve, attempted to catechize the
Chinese Ambassador on the precepts
ofhis religion. Last of all she tackled
him on the question of polygamy.
sis it a fact that polygamy is not
only permitted, but actually enjoyed?"
"Certainly." was the reply, "for in
order to attain to the enjoyment of
all the feminine graces which you, my
dear madam, combine in your own
person, we require a whole host Of
women."-National Zeitung.
A Rare Document.
First Student: "You said you had
a rare autograph in your possession,
yet Isee nothing here but a receipted
tailor's BILL"
Second Ditto: "And pray, isn't that
a rare Recommendation Ulk.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
A FEW BROAD SMILES.
IF YOU WOULD LIVE LONG.
LAUGH LONG AND OFTEN.
Some Of the Queer Foibles and Ec-
centricities OF Il umanity Car
acknowledgements Mat
ter OF all Kinds.
She Was Scientific but Weak.

JUG 60 ~ V00Ns
EYES," said the young man, as he
threw himself at the feet of the pretty
school teacher, GLOVE you and would
60 to the worlds end for you"
"You could not go to the worlds
end for me, George. The world, on
earth, as it is called, is round, like a
ball, slightly lattened at the poles.
One OF the first lessons in the element
airy geography is devoted to the shape
of the globe. You must have studied
it when you We're a boy"
"Of course 1 did but"
"And is no longer a theory. Circum-
stances have established the fact"
81 know; but what I meant was
that would do anything to please
you. All! Angelina, if you but knew
the aching void"
"There is no such thing as a void,
But admitting that there could be
such q thing, how could the void you
speak of be a void if there was an
ache in it?"
81 meant to say that my life will be
lonely without you; that you are my
daily thought and nightly dream. l
would go anywhere to be with you.
III you were in darkest Africa or at
the north pole I would fly to you.
CITY! 1t will be another century
before man can hy. Even when the
laws of gravitation r successfully
overcome there still remains, says a
late scientific authority, the difficulty
of maintaining a balance"
"Well, at all events" exclaimed the
youth, "I've a pretty fair balance in
the bank, and l want you to b" my
wife. There!"
"Well George, since you put it in
that light, I-"-Omaha Bee.
Too Hasty.
Jumping at conclusions often results
in embarrassment to all concerned.
Perhaps nobody knows this better
than a certain clerk in Court Street
law Office. He was sitting at his desk,
writing busily, the other afternoon,
when the door opened and an old ne
gro put in his hand.
"Say, cap'n, don't yoh want yoh
windows washed? Dey looks kinder
like dey needs it,"
"No, not today; they were washed
only last week."
"Bettah femme touch 'em up a leet-
lie, cap'n."
"No, no." replied the clerk, going on
with his work, "come around in q
couple of weeks"
With another intimation that the
windows were susceptible of consider
able Improvement, the ancient cleaner
withdrew.
Put window-washers were evidently
out in full force that day; for five
minutes had lot elapsed when the
door opened again, and another sable
head popped in.
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"Good attahnoon, boss"

l.. "GOOd aftannOOn, BOSS.
"Good afternoon"
"Want yoh windows cleaned?"
"No, not today"
do it cheap, boss; bettah femme
clean 'em."
"No; just engaged a man."
Three minutes later thedoor opened
again. and a dark face surmounted by
q rather rusty hat peeped in.
"Well?" asked the clerk, looking
hastily up, II suppose you want to
wash windows, too, don't your
1t was difficult to tell whose surprise
was the greater, the newcomers or
the clerks, when the senior member OF
the firm FASTENED forward from his
room, and grasping the stranger
affectionately by the hand, exclaimed,
"Why, my dear old father, this is the
most delightful surprise of my life"
A Family Point.
II have an idea," said the young
man who is always having strange
ideas, '.as to how one can tell which
party to a matrimonial alliance has
the brains, the ability, the force, by
the children"
eyes," commented the other, quiet
ly. :,
s"Sure. Show me a family where all
the children are boys and I'll show
you a man who is the forceful one, the
brains OF the family"
"Yes?"-still quietly.
"Dead certain. I've made a study
of it. I've looked up particular
families. 1fyou find all girls the wo-
man is really the head of the family.
She is the one who really manages
things, although she may be a quiet
little woman for all that"
"Yes?"-he was really very meek.
"Of course, I've noticed when it is
pretty evenly divided between boys
and girls the abilities are pretty even
ly divided, too. By the way, you're
married, I believer"
eyes"
"Any children?"
"Two. Both girls"
"Oh!"
And then the conversation tagged.
He Carried the Day.
"Will, you be my own"
"Can you afford to dress me we'll if I
marry your"
1t depends upon what you consider
being dressed well. If youmean Worth
dresses from Paris, I can't afford
them; nor DO YOU need them"
~ don't?"
"No. Your beauty needs no adorn-
ment, and it will always eclipse any
dress you wear, no matter how fine
or how expensive it may be. No one
that looks at you sees your dress.
The beauty of face and perfection of
figure only are noted. All fnery sinks
into significance beside them. What
satin is there like your skim What
silk like your hair? What colors COM
pare with your lips cheeks, and
eyes?"
"John, 1 am yours"
She Was Angry.
"What have you in that ~package?"
asked Mrs. Wanterno of her husband.
Nothing that you would be inter-
ested in, mydear," replied Mr.. Wanter-
no.
81 think you might tell me what it
isl
"Well, if you must know, it is a rib
bon for nv TYPEWRITER"
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1891-12-26
A Rare Document.

First Student: "You said you had
a rare autograph your possession,
yet Isee nothing here but a receipted
tailor's BILL"
Second Ditto: "And pray, isn't that,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-05-05
VESSELS leAvINI T0-M0HR0W.
Stmr Hawaii for Honomu at 4 p m
Stmr kilauea iIOu for Ookala at ) p m
PA4SEMnEkS.

For San Francisco per S 5 Australia,
May 5-Judge r + Bickerton. wife and
child, Miss Bickerton, 9 } Paddock and
wife, S Lesser, Mrs Morrisseau, Geo p
Sperry. wife and child, Major Russell, r
A, Theo Il Davies, + Nj Hatch, wife, child
q maid, w l. Hopper and wife, Miss Low
rey, Miss Lowrey, Mrs lark. Miss Sum
ner, ii b Atkins, Col Norris, Miss M
Alexander, Mrs Ii L coke aud daugh-
ter. Edgar talstead, w White, Miss
Gay. Nrs II Alexander, Capt New hall,
Cooke, Frank Baldwin, Mis- G II
Dickey and 2 children. Mrs w Frazer
and son, f Turrill, Geo Gay. c Hoff
gard and wife, ii Laws and wife, F W
Heisler. f Lindemann, Mrs Geo Gill
more, Miss Gilmore, Mrs DR. Wood and
child, Miss Il Hitchcock, f l. Winter, ID
b eeler and wife, Miss n kinsey and
40 steerage.
For v i1ui and Hawaii per stmr Knau,
May 5-Her Majesty Queen Lilinoka-
Excellencv 5 Parker, His EXcellency
W a Whiting, Mrs q B Wilson,
Judge : B Dole, Judge G F Hart, Judge
Austin, Mrs Goodale and chilli, a b Loe-
bernstein. Il A Walker, w A kardy and
wife, H Wilgeroth p Peck, MIR khoades
and wife. Miss Phillip. Mrs Malcolm,
Misses f and Powell, Mrs L Stone,
A Powell, Miss Uoopii, Tai Lung, MIS-
Aseu, Baron Henry Van Suboid, W EIDE,
W EIDE, jr, Mrs w Ii Aldrch, Mrs
G Clark, Mrs r Waipa Parker Miss Low,
Miss futile, Miss whiting, W Janison
and wife, a Franca,W II Daniels, Chung
Kim, Prof Il Berger, the Royal Hawai-
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-05-05
LuAU TO THE SN2lWEFS.

The luau given by His Excelency
Samuel Parker yesterday evening to
the Mystic Shrine tourists and Capt.
Houdlette Of the Australia cane off
in excellent style. Mr.. P. r, Isen-
berg's residence at Waialac, where
the feast took place, was beautifully
decorated for the occasion. Prof.
Berger was present with the Royal
Band, making the groves resound
with their peerless music. About
seventy-five ladies and gentlemen sat
down to an elaborate feast entirely
in the native mode, and the brave
efforts of the visitors to adapt them
selves to the circumstances reflected
credit on them. As night came on
the grounds were gorgeously lit up
with coored lanterns, making the
sylvan shades look like scene from
the Arabian Nights. The guests be-
gan to arrive at 80, being received
with Mr.. Parker's accustomed cor
dial suavitY, and the party held on
till $50. They departed with CRATE.
full feelings toward their host for his
rare entertainment, and carrying
away cordial remembrances of Mr..
lsenberg for having placed his
beautiful retreat at their entertain
er's disposal. Mrs. Mary Ailau ar
ranged the luau in a style that main
tanned her unexcelled reputation in
that regard.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-05-05
DEPARTURE OF THE QUEEN.

Her Majesty left for Her tour of
Hawaii by Wilder's steamer Kin0u
this afternoon, II. r. II. Governor
Dominis and Major j. W. Robertson,
H. MS Chamberlain, accompa-
med the Queen in the State carriage
from the Palace. Col. j. d. Holt,
IT,, of Her Majesty's staff, attended
the royal carriage on horseback. His
Excellency Samuel Parker being in
disposed did not go with the royal
party. Marshal Wilson also remained
in town. The Queen is accompanied
by the Prince Consort, Mrs. Chas b.
Wilson, Mrs. w, H. AIdrich, and
Mrs. Chas. Clark. Prof. Berger,
with the Royal Hawaiian Band, goes
along. With the royal party and the
Mystic Shrine tourists, and many
other passengers on board, the XII
nau's deck presented an animated
aspect. Leis were worn by many
foreigners as well as natives. As the
steamer moved out and the royal
standard was raised, the y. 5. 5. r.
oquois manned the yards and had the
full Marine Guards present arms,
while royal salute Numbered from
the Hawaiian shore battery.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-05-05
BARK SONOMA ON THE REEF.

The bark Sonoma, Capt. Lee,
which was about TO sail at 2 o'clock,
broke her hawser at quarter to 2,
while the tug was making prepara-
tons to tow her out. The tug had
just made her lines fast when the ac-
cident occurred, and before she
could do anything the Sonoma was
drifting. The tug then tried to cross
her bow but failed, as the bark had
too much Roadway. She finally
drifled upon the reef below the Ma
zine Railway, aud will probably stay
there some Time. The tug is trying to
get her off. A line from her stern mas
been made fast to the immigration
Depot About 1880 O'Clock the
sleamer WaiaIeale went out 10 render
what assistance she could, She has
1876 tons oi sugar on bond, aul as
Ma ga 10 press lhr Tug Eleu Is slill
trying to pull her on,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-05-05
A NEW INVOICE OF CYCLONE
WlNDMiLLS JUST RECEIVED.

A large number of Cyclone Wind
mills are in use in these islands, and
have given invariable satisfaction.
People who are using them will tell
what they do. They are rapidly dis
placing cheap steel mills on the coast
because the latter 'wiIl not DO the
work required of an ordinary mill"
The Cyclones are the strongest
are perfect self-regulators-the most
durable and have more wind surface
and will run in lighter breeze.
They will do more work in the same
wind and are the simplest, they have
less friction than any other mill and
require no care, except to keep them
oiled. They are made OF the best
materials.
These mills are for sale by the Pa
cific Hardware Co., Id, Honolulu.
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RESOLUTIONS OF CONDOLEkCE.

WHEREAS, The late Mrs. j. L.
Dowsett has been removed by death,
leaving bereaved husband and
grief stricken children, and
WHEREAS, The late Mrs. Dowsett
was a member and the Treasurer of
the Hooulu Lahui Society, and in her
death we recognize that we have lost
a great friend;
Resoived, That the Hooulu Lahui
Society remember with pleasure the
late Mrs. j. l. Dowsett's genial cour-
tesy and friendly presence in its oc-
casonal gatherings;
Resolved, That the Hooulu Lahui
Society herewith tender to the Hon.
J. l. Dowsett and family, and to the
relatives of the late Mrs. Dowsett
their respectful sympathy and con-
dolence.
Mrs. ANNIE X. ULoKoU,
PoKELEHUA, Com.
KOLEKA.
Honolulu, May A, 1891.