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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

NO" SAID the Boston girl, II can't say
that enjoy thunderstorms. They are such
loud, flashy things. ''-Brooklyn Eagel
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
Never Fails.

II say, Diogenes," cried a light, un-
thinking youth, what are you going to
do with all those umbrellas?"
'Hush"' replied Diogenes. Don't
delay me. have struck the great in
fallible honest-man test."-St Joseph
News
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

THE first serpentine walk was laid out
in the Garden of Eden.-Pittsburgh Dis
match
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

FoRrIFY Feeble Lungs Against White
with Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

ARE as small as homeopathic pellets, and
as easy to take as sugar. Every body likes
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

The centipede doesn't know what ruin is {;
he has never yet been on his last legs
Binghamton Republican.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

THE turf will hardly lose its popularity-a
race is so much a matter Of course.-St.
Joseph News
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

Is 1T probable that what a million women
say after daily trial is a mistakes They say
they knOU by test that Dobbins' Electric is
most economical, purest and best. They have
had "A years to try it. You give it one trial.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

The pleasant effect and the perfect safety
with which ladies may use the liquid fruit
laxative, Syrup of Figs, under all condi'
lions make it their favorite remedy. 1t IL
pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle
yet effectual in acting on the kidneys, liver
and bowels
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

Twelve of the twenty members Of
the congress at Berlin in 1878 are dead.
They were Bulow, of Germany; Saint
Waller, of France; Corti, of Italy; Bea-
consfield and Russell, of England; Gort-
chakoff and Oubril, of Russia; Andrassy
and Haymerle and Karolyi, of Austria;
Saadullah and Mehemet Ali Pasha, of
Turkey. Those still living are Bis
marck, Hohenlohe, Washington, Des-
PREF, De Launay, Salisbury, Shuvaloh
and Karatheodory.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

THE AGENT CREPT AS NEAR AS POSSIBLE.
you shall not regret it. I shall stop at
Arcis, and change my horse, and then
follow YOU
"Well," said one of the men, 1--WE
will do your wish and meet you at M.
Augient's Office
Then I thank you most heartily"
said Lafont, and as he spoke he took a
closely sealed packet from his bosom
and handed it over. In this" he said
there are valuable papers, and trust
you will use all discretion in their care.
Now the robbers may overhaul me as
soon as they like"
After some further directions given
in an honest, confding manner, Lafont
babe his new messengers Godspeed,
and ere long they were out of sight
The agent turned his horses head back
toward Nogent, where he arrived in safe
ty, and on the next morning he procured
guard and once more took the dill
gence. The robbers stopped at the
first convenient place to examine their
prize, but their chagrin can be better
imagined than described when they
found that they held only securely
bound parcel of waste paper. They
knew that they were suspected, and, of
course, they dared not push the matter
further.
NJ. Augustine Lafont spent month
in Chaumont, and when he returned
to Paris almost the first object that met
his eye was chain gang of criminals
just being sent to the galleys in
Toulon, and among them he noticed
his two friends of the highway. They
had attempted a heavy robbery in the
city and had been detected.-Yankee
Blade.
When Before the Camera.
If you are short and stout don't ask
the poor artist to make picture of you
full length. He will if you insist; but
he knows he is doing a great wrong
thereby. Nothing is so graceful and
pleasing in picture of stout lady as
sitting half length, the figure so
turned as to hide the too too stoutness.
Again, if you are slim and angular, do
not for an instant forget that full
length figure will make you appear
more slim and angular. Then the pretty
bust picture is your only hope and you
should insist on having no other. If a
gentleman has a very long neck-no
matter how nicely he looks in high
collar, his picture if taken in such a
high affair would look grotesque. A
short neck and high collar, long neck
and low turned-down collar by all
means. No loud stripes, no great
checks, no striking figures should be
worn in a photograph. One thing bear
in mind when you visit the studio
bring along your home expression.
Don't spend two days before you come
to the studio practising poses and diff
ferent expressions before your mirror;
and, lastly, give the photographer the
benefit of exercising his artistic and
professional ability.-Ladies' Home
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
FIG. 2-sECoND FLOOR.

and foot and half long, open at both
ends with slide door, to be reversed
when the hen is setting, and thus
placing her in the opposite room. The
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

NEVER propose to q girl on shipboard-
she might throw you over.-Philadelph
Times
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
PuNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

-Chiffey-"Whats that hear about
young Checkerstripe?" Chaffey-"His
clothes, probably. "-Harvard Lampoon
The actor glories in the fact that he
treads the boards; but it nevertheless
makes him very angry to be asked
Flows the walking?'-Puck.
DIR. Brush-"Would you advise me
to have my picture hung?" Easel-''No
solitary confinement ought to be sufh
Gent. IN. Y. Sun.
When the average woman hasn't
anything else to do, she always feels as
if she would like to go out and buy
something-Somerv Journal.
Nowadays. - Master De Wilbee
Richie-''Nurse! who was Eat lady wiz
de dog, Eat tissed me dus' now?" Nurse
why, dear, that was your mama!'-
Judge.
A Pertinent Question. - Will -
'What language are you studying
now?" Phil-''French. Will-"Wher
do you intend to take up English?''-
Yankee Blade.
Operate Item. - Mrs. Billsdoo.-
"Have you ever heard The Chimes
of Normandy?"' Mrs. Bullion--''No
have vt vet travelled in France
Jewel RS Circular.
Faint Praise Jennie is Quite a
pretty young woman, don't you think"
80, yes: she's pretty young yet, but not
so young as she was five years ago.
Chicago Saturday Herald.
Little Boy Tin the menagerie)-
"Say, pa, is that parrot there the wife
of the other parrot?' Little Boys
Father (sa1ly)-'Yes, my son. Don't
you see how much larger her bill is?''-
Clothier and Furnisher.
DE Mascus-"I do think Spokes is a
great speaker. He's finished orator.
St Agedore-'Tm glad of it. Who's
finished him? I've been waiting to dc
it myself. st. Joseph News.
Miss Physics-"Dear Mr.. Physiol
ogy, you remind me of barometer thai
is filled with nothing in your upper
story. Mr.. Physiology-"You occupy
my upper story, my dear Miss Physics
Rochester Talisman.
Really" said Bangles to his wife
''that last years dress of yours is very
becoming Yes" was the reply. 'I'
is becoming very shabby and wouldn'1
have interrupted you this morning if
hadn't wanted to see you about an
other. Washington Post.
AT the Modiste's. -'Can you show
me your spring styles?' Very sorry
but we have not yet received them.
| ~
town, and l should have liked to know
on which side of the flowers hats are tt
be worn this season." - Courier de:
Elats-Unis.
-Malicious.-''So, what do you think
dear professor, shall my friend and
try writing a comedy together?'' ''Well
l am not sure but that would be a goot
one of you could always rub out wha
! the other had written - Fliegendt
Batter.
The Woman of the Future.-Gu
De Tape-''I have now arrived at pc
sition where can confidently ask 70,
to be my wife" Miss Type Priter-
GLOW much do you get a week?' Cru
-"Er-my salary has just been raised
! to $15" Miss T-"You're not in it.
| I'm making $40 myself: call around il
about ten years from now. "-Brookly1
Eagle.
Dolly Chatterby-'Such stupit
time as we had at the sewing societ,
this afternoon. All the girls were mum
as mice-hardly word spoken thu
whole blessed time" Mrs. Chatterby-
is it possible! What's the trouble .
Dolly-''Well, you see, most of the girl
have joined the Kings Daughters. They
have motto. you know, Never Speal
Ill of Anybody or something of tina
sort. It's too ridiculous. "-Rostonian
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
GOOD CHICKEN HOUSE.

FIG. FIRST FLOOR.
The second floor, lathed up tU the
roof, has the nests set in the partition,
one foot above the floor, one foot high
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
On the Edge of a Precipice.

Passenger Ito train boy)-You prob
ably did not know when you put this
book in my lap, that was the author.
Train-boy-Did you write that bools7
Passenger did.
Train-boy-Then you had better keep
mighty quiet about. I just sold copy
to the man back of you.-Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. Csc.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

WHEN man gets in trouble it often
takes round sum to square Matters
Yonkers Statesman.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
august
Flower

" I have been af1ict.
Biliousness, led with biliousness
o.,. land constipation
Nohs''pa''on'" for fifteen years
Stomach first one and then
" another prepare
Pains. ton was suggested
tome and tried but
to no purpose. At last a friend
recommended August Flower. l
"took it according to directions and
its effects were wonderful, reliev-
ing me of those disagreeable
stomach pains which 1 had been
troubled with so long. Words
cannot describe the admiration
in which 1 hold your August
Flower-it has given me new
lease of life, which before was a
burden. Such a medicine is ben
"efaction to humanity, and its good
"qu alities and
wonderful mer- Jesse Barker,
its should be
made known to Frlnter'
Everyone suffer- Humboldt
ing with dyspep-
STA or biliousness Kansas. 9
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man 'fr, Woodbury., NJ.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30

ALWAYS avoid harsh purgative pills. They
first make you sick and then leave you con-
stipated. Carriers Little Liver pills regulate
the bowels and make you we'll Dose, one pill.
THE tugboat and the chiropodlst are al
ways looking after tows.-Boston Bulletin.
WISE medical men do not treat somnam-
bulism as pillow case.-Boston Courier.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-04-30
Hoods
Sarsap ari|Ia
100 Doses One DoIIaI

Sold by all druggists. 81: six for S.. Prepared only
by CT HOOD & CO, Lowell Mass.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-05-07

cAfe was TO make her happy. Iilid mot .,,.,-
seeo In convincing her; she became vs-,,
angry and made dissgreeable remarks uno,
tae disparity OF our fortunes and declars,
70 re tnat she was unable any longer n
pear the conditions Of life such a. 1 made
tnem 70 ner. opposed great cooluess to
tnis. win all my care perhaps was wrong
enough 70 smile at her excitement when her
anger look still graver character and she
toio me that she was determined to leave
me- answered her: sit shall be as Won
please" So1
Atthese words she drew toward me with
= threatening gesture and said Repeat
VIVA. you nave Just now said and go imme-
o'a.ely. repeat 1t. dare you to repeat it,
IL was not the first time that Mrs.
ence. She had threatened once before -
leave the house, and had Gained her with
some concessions and show of affection. Init
the repetition of the threat irritated me
Being persuaded that it was a thing which
must happen daily for every light discus-
sion, repeated: 1T shall be as YOU please,
my wife went out of the room. de-
sired to wait until she came back of her
own free will, but inasmuch as this little
dispute had lasted some little time and I
was afraid we should be late for the dinner
to which we had been invited, arose to 90
for her. She was not in her room. I
searched the whole house; could not find
her. Since then have not seen her. neither
have learned where she may be, nor do I
know any thing more about tho CAGE"
As the defendant closed his speecn a
murmur of iAcredulity ran through the
room, and people thought more than ever
that Mr.. Brownlow was either ACTUALLY in
sane or feigning insanity.
And have you nothing more to saw"
asked the court at last. 'Your explana-
ton comes very late. You have had all the
Tune necessary to prepare an ingenious
story. Why did you not state these facts
at first in the same form or take some
other course than thst Of rigid silence in
this matterl"
II did not think it necessary" said Mr..
Brownlow, ITO take my servants into nv
confidence, and I thought that after q few
days Mrs. Brownlow would return to her
home"
"But why have you been 20 reticent
when questioned by the officers Of the lawi'
1.-THE officers Of the law did not approach
me in the proper manner Instead of dis
persing the crowds in front Of my house. they
came to me. They credited public gossip;
they insulted me in the most outrageous
manner by making accusations which it
was beneath my dignity as man to listen
to. An honest man must not be at the
mercy OF the stupidity Of idlers. The whole
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-05-07

cedes your wife's disappearance by . few
days only"
The defendant did not answer.
You have heard the testimony concern
ing the opera cloak and the identification of
the remains of Mrs. Brownlow. Have you
any thing to offer upon that subjecta"
Simply this, that l was considerably
disturbed when the cloak was shown me,
because it did seem to be evidence that some
trouble had befallen her which l knew not
OF. AS for the body identified as that of
mrs. brownlow, do not believe that it was
she. There is no good evidence before the
court to prove that it is"
Would you not consider The evidence of
her relatives as good for the purpose Of
identification in this casel'
"Non
Your honor" said the district attorney,
II have no more questions to ask
Continued in our aext.)
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-05-07

Resn be earned - OR FEW Nee sevua
MMNE2qA W. rapidly and houorabIy, By tkess q
uvJH Az ~ either sex young old, and in their
nVtvl o own lss. y .Ss,:v.s :s.y "; Az
We furnish everything We start you risk can devote
your spare Or all time the wosA Ts 4 an
Beginners are Gaming rom as to $50 spvsr
and teach yea fER No 70 hsrs nm
information FkhG. TRUE a CO.. AVdU0fA, 1xixI,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-05-07

Continued in our 0ext.)
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02
An Ornerythologist.

A Gratlot street woman was out in the
back yard cleaning her bird cage and
filling it with nice bits of lettuce and
other dainties for the warbler within,
when a travel stained citizen came round
the corner.
All" he said with kindly interest, Il
see you love the feathered songsters."
YES" she replied shortly, after recov-
ering from her surprise What do you
WANT"
Il also love birds, madam" he went
on, regardless Of her question, "and"-
Il suppose you want a cold chicken,
or a quail on toast, or a reed bird on a
cracker, or bantam on silver salver
or a.
He threw up his hands imploringly
You wrong NE cruelty, madam" he
cried. ~ assure you | want none of
these. But, madam, do want ten
cents to buy some bird seed with"
You can't drink bird seed" she snap
ped at him.
Again you wrong me, madam he
almost walled. Il want them for a
sweet little partridge l am raising"
She looked at him enviously and gave
him chance to 20 on.
You see, madam, 1t was this way:
Some time ago had the misfortune to
swallow a partridge egg, and being SC
busy in my profession as not to think Of
the fight Of time was quite surprised
not to say shocked, to discover about q
month ago that the egg had Matched in
my inner man, so to speak, and of course
couldn't afford to have a poor little
bird starve right on my own premises, as
it were, so l at once procured some bird
seed and sent them down to it with
great success, and now, madam, desire
ten cents more to-
But he never finished it, for the woman
dropped her bird cage, and reaching fol
hoe handle she made a break for him
that svas entirely too vigorous for a man
of any gallantry to resist, and he went
away rapidly.-Detroit Free Press.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02

For the seventh annual regatta of the
Iowa State Amsteur Rowing association
to be held al Spirit Lake, Iowa July IA
and Is 1891, the Burlington, Cedar Rap
ids & Northern railway will sell excursion
tickets from Davenport to Spirit Lake at
q rate of Sc for the rourd trip. Tickets
will be on sale July 10. II, ~ IS and IA,
1891. good to return until July 20. 1891.
The Iowa State Amateur Rowing asso-
citation is composed of rowing ubs from
all the principal cities in the STATE, and
the Seventh annual regatta will De one of
the leading amateur Aquatic events in
in the United States. The grand encamp-
ment of Iowa Knights Templar, and
their festal week, will also occur at the
Lake at the same time. For time of
trains and other special information, call
on any ticket agent of This company. or
address the undersigned. a
j. E HANNEGAN, Gen. ticket and Pass.
Agent.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02

THE Moline Dispatch has to have its
say about the appointment by Congress
man Cable of Maj. Buford's son to the
Annapolis naval academy, and it crit
cizes THE ARGUS for asserting that Mr..
Cable has made departure from his pre-
decessor in remembering his friends
holding, too, that The ARGUS is incon-
sistent in sustaining Mr.. Cable for so
doing, while condemnlng Postmas ter
Wells for taking ssimilar position. THE
ARGUS finds no fault with Mr.. Wells for
remembering his friends. 1t has simply
expressed its own opinion of his DISPOSE
ton to mar the public service by remov-
ing competent men on the grounds of
personal spite.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02

THE New York World charges that Post
master General Wanamsker was officially
notified in 1883 that he must not transfer
the Keystone stock issued to him by La
cas-, and that it was an over-issue. This
leads the st. Louis Republic to say that /,
as Mr.. Wanamaker afterwards raise d
money on this stock as collateral, the
World is charging felony against him,
and 1t should either withdraw the charge
or produce the proof at once.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02
TALKED POLITICS.
Remarks of Governor Fifer and
Representative Springer.
SITUATION AS IT LOOKS TO THEM.

The Governor Not Posted, but Has Some
Strong Beliefs - The Representative
Thinks the Goose Is Altitudinous for
the Democracy Ex-senator Ingalls,
Talks About Certain Financial Schemes
Iowa Republicans in Convention
Wheeler for Governor-A Knight of
Labor on Mckinley.
CHICAGO, July 1.-Two prominent men
arrived here esterday-Governor Fifer
and Representative Springer. OF course,
they were interviewed instanter and sub
mitted gracefully. They didn't agree, CT
course, in what they said, which was just
what any two other politicians of similar
party relations would have said. The gov
erner was en- route to the wilds Of Mime
sofa for rest, after confinement TO the
limits of the state capital for eight months.
He said he didn't know anything about
politics, and would stay here few days to
post himself. However: "Iknow one thing,
and that is that Mckinley has been nomi-
mated for governor of Ohio, and believe
he wilfbe elected. l sincerely hope so.
Protection or free trade will be the issue
in 1892. and guess the Republicans can
hold their end up in the contest There
will be other issues, however besides the
tariff, but it will be one of the main is
sues
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02

UNDER an act forced through by the
democrats at the close of the Reed con-
gress the administration is obliged to re-
coin the trade dollar bullion into standard
dollars. This has nothing to do with the
option given it by the bullion coinage
bill to cease coming silver on July l.
Under that option it has decided to stop
coming silver. but it will be obliged to
recon the trade dollars because this is
mandatory.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-07-02

For the annual meeting of the Young
Peoples Society of Christian Eudeavor,
which Is to be held at Minneapolis on
July 8 to -. the Burlington. Cedar
Rapids & Northern railway will! make a
rate of one fare for the round trip. For
dates of sale, form of tickets, rates of
fare. and full particulars, call on or sd
dress any ticket agept of this company
j. E. flanagan, Geh'l Tiki. & Pass Agt.