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The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1891-03-05
Annther Victim.

Mrs. Brown, who was sick with
black measeS, died and was buried
Yesterday. Her husband is danger
Ously i'll with the disease.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1891-03-05
The following county bOlds v


The ele.,ric railroad did good bust
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1891-03-05

The total deposits to State reye-
mes during the month OF
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

DROBATE oRpER-st ate of Michigan. conn
J. ty of kent, ss.-At session OF the Probate
Court for said county OF Kent he d at the Pro
bate ONCE. IN the c.ty OF Grand Rapids. on the
10Th day October. in the year one thousand
eight hundred ard nlneIy-one.
pFesent-Cyrus +. Perkins. Judge OF Probate.
Iu the matter OF the estate of
JANE MATT. deceased
An instrument IN writing. purportfug 10 be
the last will and testament of said deceased.
having been q led In this court for probate.
II ssordeeVd. That Monday the 9th day OF No
yember, Isei at ten O'Clock in the forenoon. At
said PROBATE ofilce. be appointed for proving
SAID instrument.
And IL is further ordered. That 4 copy ~ this
order be published three successive weeks pre-
yiouS to said day Of hearing. in the 1FIgcEss-
HpRAIp. q daily newspaper prs nted and clrcu-
lating in said county vi Kent.
CYRUS y. PERKINS.
"a tr-e copy) Judge OF Probate.
Apolpu b. MASON Register. fri nov ls
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
pRoBArE oRDER-st.se of Michigan. cou,

pRoBATE oRDER-stsse OF Michigan. coun-
t. Of Kent. SIS. At a session of the Probate
Court for said county of Kent. held at the Pro
bate Once, in the city OF Grand Rapids. on the
18th day OF October. In the year one thousand
eight hundred anf ninety-one.
Present, Cyrus Z. Perkins, Judge OF Probate.
In the matter CT the estate of
Mary HARIMA aud CHRISTINA HART
MAN, Minors.
On reading and fling the petition. dsly ver.
fed. OF John Jungbacker. guardian % said
minors. prayirg this court for license and au-
thorify TO sell tbe reat estate OF said minors
therein described. for the reasons aud pur-
poses therein set forth.
Its orlered. That Monday the 10th day OF No
Der. 1891. at ten O'clock in the forenoon. At
said Probate oflce. be appointed Tor hearing
said petition. and that the next OF KIN of SAID
minors and all persons interested In said es
tate appear before said court. M said time and
place. 10 show cause why license should not
be granted 10 said guardian TO sell real estate
az prayed for in said petition.
And IL is further ordered. That a copy OF this
order be published three successive weeks pre-
vous 10 said day of hearing. in the TEtE-
sRAM-HgRALD. a daily newspaper printed and
circulating in said county of Kent.
CYRUS 4. PERKINS.
true copy. Judge of Probate.
ADoiPu B. MasoS. Register. iri nov l3
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
x-orycp To cprnrrops

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
~ state OF Michigan. county ef kent-ss.
yotirr Ia hereby given. that by an order Of the
Probate Court for the county 81 Kent. made on
the ed day Of September. A. u. Issi. siy months
from that date were allowed fer creditors 10
prvseat their claims against Z he estate OF
MARTIN BRANDT.
late of said county. deceased. and that 81
creditors OF said deceased are required 70 pre-
sent their claims 20 said probate epurt 81 the
probate ofics ia the civ OF Grand Rapids for
examination and allowance. on or before the
I'D day of September nest. ard that such
claims Will be heard before sste court. on
ten O'Clock ir the forenoon II that day.
Dated Grand Rapids. Mich. sept. n A. ID.
1871.
CYRUS y. pERkIys.
Fri oct - Judge Of Probate.
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

City Tressa-ers Ofsre.
c-a~a parf<s Girh-. Get. -. f.zA
vesfce - hereby gwen that ire ass<~mert
-efi fDr tte -ensrru~fser - q seveF IN -. sllss
IN ssork Al Dexter ffsr1kos frrw ~ feSf
ssrts ~ fte .rr-h IN. n Csss Frtefe-st. -
fresrerf-zrN fnfRr~ ~esf - fGsf y "a 81. ~
-. rsts 81 (sesrA RapSas u nsw - uy bsaes
ard tat ~fu ~e~fivs rsyrsrf fberrof fer
rNs rs>-s.S ~ twenty esvs frc- iris ss,s. ~
ths eesce ef he CSty Trczs1Ter sTfy Hs
resz Cfy Tres-sr-x
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

tfSf tre4&urT ArN-e.
Grant ps-5a< Vert - 4 lsI.
xesle@ = ksrehs ssFH that fae sssr~<-serf
80 Ca r-~stns se4 r~~sezi-x - " eer Ire ssrr
street. s~As E~emsrd sfr~es h-fks< fe kirire
.s@nse- 4 ss@ -asy - 9rsed kspie< = see
is ~ hnnes ant tt%t - recr = fefrs.n'
-. sss> a ne ssss - ss. CRY 7r-.~arcs.
es's he WILLIAM EkEE
suz Csss Ir>aszrsr.
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
TnKAsuRrR's NOTICE.

Cry TRtssrBsr's 0FFfcr.
Grsrp RsYIps. Mich. Oct a. 1851.
Notice u hereby give8 that the assessment
roll Tor the Improvement Of the siisy between
West Broadway street ana straight street
from West fsiten street 20 p~ssies street. -
now In my hands. and that ! vii re
ceive payment thereon for the period ~ twenty
dsys from this cate At the Office cf the CITY
Treasurer. City Ba.
WILLIAM HAZE
revja City Treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
TRKAsuRKR.. NOTICE.

CITY Trcssurers 0-ee.
Gr1rf rapffs Nfcr Oct. 2. issl. !
Notice is hereby gtvsn that the assessment
ros fer grsdfng sus rrarelfnk Hamilton street
from West Leonard sfrref - North street -
rev IN nv hzHds. ans that Vii recsf ff rsy-
rr~-f thereon fcr the per - ef fveffr etTs
from this sste. ~ the o1cs sf the Treasurer.
WILLIAM HkEE
.svls f9fT freseH-er
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
MICHIGAN CENTRAL

fDaiIy. All others daily cxeevt sunday.
Tasiug eject Sunday. ny ID. lsss. ~
sieep,ng cars on Pacific and hnantic fx-
presscs To aud IRON Detroit Parior cars r.a
on Day Express and Grand kapads ~
anS from Detroit Direct connections MAS
At Detroit with al thrersh trains .ss' oss'
the Michigan Central railroad tcansds SossA
ern Divisionl. os uo,roa.
n u Vrcerrs. a. p ana 7. Agt. Chicago
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

The h,eh pesieos attained snd TIE
rnivsrssl acceptance snd approval OF
tAe ples<ant. lsanid fruit Fetsaedy syrup
81 Figs. a. the rso.t sscsllent lsssssve
ksovn. illustrate ths vs.ae cf tte qsisi-
ties on whish 70 slers-s - bss~a sna
ere ahuadsnsiY sFstlfyias - the Csli
fsrais Fs syrup Company,
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
D. O ?. naH's H.rbaI 0lsin:s.

i.Sf zsasax ssires AZ sfsne~x 4 rnsa ~.
sith ~ 4 fhrtfs EgeNH ~gsnaef4 s~rnsi
sfAssassi sssea ~. fkssei ssia n 81 -
F~ssseve4 sfsa ne kasf< tss& ~ tsexs
rsee, ffsAkllsseeH. EsFs sesafy. Pa. ssss
= lzsl
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

A.a year sroess fas snsd~s's kams
made CkrstRs
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

GOING TO CHICAGO.
Iy. GRID RAPIDS 500 am sas pm y xpm
Az AZ CHIC AGO. IS pm ESQ pm TsaeAm
RETURNING FROM CHICAGO.
~ CHICAGO -...-..e.to am t'ss I'm : y 'iapm
A. GRID RAPIDS. Sis pm lesepm ti"am
40 .xn rxos sgx1ax HsRron. 81. soEhPH sAb -
ryDIarArofIS-
rv Grand RAPIDS g 90 am n pm y i,s'Hin
Ar (,rand Rayids. -6:lc an s'sS pm lo.iOPih
TO .~p IRON susKseos
T. On o.o0 am .nS pm hsse p- s.@ pm
A., a. lO.ss am 3s pm 600 pm -...--'---
IN AID rpon x.SIsrtk lsp Tn,SsEsr CIV
p.,sss - am Ssi1 pm
Nv. S.s Sns ps,es -. lz,l5 pm e;D pmi
THROUGH CAR SERVICE.
a.,v..n e,rana Rapids ara chicaro wagner
sS'e'eners-f,eayr Grand Rapids - p ~
ia.,s chtcaeo li.If p. m. Drawing hoofn Sss
.eie.ve t;rand Rapids -o5 ,. M, cave ~,
caSc a nm. Free Casir tars-LeaNe efshe
psniss .n Am. cave Chicago s" am
T,.,veen Grand RAPIDS and lndisnepons
s,.e,lne and Chsir Car-Lesses ~rsne hsPl.s
e,cent esfurdav II .3s .. m leaves ihnA~hs
,.~ils e,cert sunday. f.l5 r. NJ,
p.tve.n Grand Rapias and hsut@~e-fr'e
crasr Csr-T,eavrs Grand Rapids BIZ rm'
leaves Msnistee lils an
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
DvrpnT,V JUNE q. rssi
D ,sssInS q soHTntew n. =.


GOING TO DETROIT.
rv. aR,p RAPIDS ssss am at rsn 's rpm
Ar. DETROIT Ill .lb an t:.e tm wv"
RETURNING FROM DETRoif.
l.. X nep gfISpi,TP SRi,Pibs ls.ls IN I'm p% ,o.isp@
roana from lansing aud Howsii--sa'ps I"
20 aad from Detroit
TO sxp FHox tkGTssv. sLst srssr. i'.s
I~ Grand Rapids ...-.---.--.... W em ~ -
Ar. f.rsnd hspids ds......---.--...llss ~ sn - v"
yr;awr,t r1A LewssA a sksrfsst ~
=. a,s,e hsrsa. s.eru i~pm tsEprn
A. A. .r,nq sa0,s ~ iaIarm 5es pH ...-.-
THRoulsH CAR sERylsE.
p.tween crsna Bsplhs ard netroit-rsflos
car. on Al irsins -est. /. 80 ssss's,,..-p.r,or
81 ss.s 1ssves s,rnsd nspsss ''ss az arrives ~
srrne Rsptas Ig,s I'm. sests y e-nts
Every snroo nroo psas, pps,aHs,.vFx WV Cen Sen ps.sr sst
ItKr SHORE 4 xIcmIs.s .,, s, sovIHss. ..I'i.,.
~ in shse''sns t..,-.. ,sD,, s''''
I@s s.,Lv--.errne Esp,a...--.,- Y ts
90 II % White PiKson----Ar- e'' ."
.altz 49,. ....EIkhsrt-......-..Ar-4ss is
=. ,sss g .r......-sou.s BEND A. = Toe
tss ,, cs,-.s. ....--..-I.kS = ;
Hz ~ sr.-.......Toseso..-----Lv-lis, oso
,nxmsrn .c,s-~..ps.....-.L.-ss sS
,yr,.,-pus -puss.--....n-iis Il
1hs Isss ssors Wis ceEeisns e cons.rtien
with tns Erls sna = sas J. L. y. = forms the
eusoke-s sss ns-f direct rous. 2. fl.'s'urs
star A 81 ds.sssr.s.o ssss
s.s % sssrsras 'ssS esr. Az , ass...~
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

IA. "a .rS r~ns.rtshis srccessfsi scec~. Fre
sss.. ,s~<~.sb r--r. rss,oe 40 e~~Sf ~ Frsas-<s
se< rial ssp<fssseea = heslts. hssss. -
~ xck III II LI D k~e seF, Ssos4sr. otso
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

Go 70 Dssssss wa sAs D. An
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

ehs.e - ths tffse-s srst< f7f yfao< = - -
x4fss k.sxhfisA-8 aeoa Firinss aeess - -ace-ss
Sc. s~~z r-esfksess FrY T.tstrfse, s&df-~ ~
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23

FenE0rS WTC0I I'm aUHITFtTlEs ;
Criginsi--Jsmes r Wood, Nathan
Frenh-rger. Ebenerer Becker de-
crssedN Additional - Nichsel Lab,
Tncgus a. Bahcocs. Nelson Austin,
John Tromhley, Daniel r. Psrshsll,
Water p. Hyde, John c. stesrns. Al
fred pu9reis. Incresse-Richard w.
Allen. John Traynor, Nathaniel l..
Mott, Jshu A. Root, NNsh DriskeI,
JOAN Nseet, Joseph F~-rts. A. Burr
r-ehe, Howard Fisher. samuel "
Dakinsnn. Iemuel :. Miller. Rei~us
- Ebert Dofge, William Adams
widows. esc. --cafherine Decker. Mat
te Z. knsps, sophia Gsus@, krt-wus
Waite father. chsancsy West father
Telegram-herald., 1891-10-23
WONDERLAND MUSEE AND THEATER
w 81, SO AND 81 CANAL STREET.

f. Strong. W. Smith. .Propr.etors
u Williard stanton, Manager.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1891-12-18
APPEAL TO SPOKANE.
n RGiIroad Wanted on Cannas
Prdirte.
THE SPOKANE AND pALousE.

Idaho People Urge the Chamber of Com
msres to Come to Their Assistance.
GRANeEvILLE. Idaho, Dec. 1.
To TIE EDIroR OF THE REVIEW
A question of the first importance TO
the people of Spokane and to the peo-
pie of Central Idaho is: "How much
longer shall we have to wait for railroad
transportation to your city."
With the great amount Of grain, beef,
pork, sheep, horses, wool, hay, fruit and
vegetables which we produce annually,
and the amount of merchandise con.
sumed here. there are good and suffi-
cient reasons why the people of Spo-
kane should lend helping hand in Sc
euriag ms the railroad connections We
desire with them.
We have the largest body of good sg-
riouItural land In the state. Our beef
brings better price after being driven
IS miles to the nearest railroad point
and then shipped than beef raised on
any other part of this coast. Our pork, /,
mutton aud wool are of the best quality
and with the assurance of speedy trans
portation facilities We can produce these
staples in quantities practically limitless
Take our great surplus of good timber
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1891-12-18
Royal Baking Powder
Has no Equal.

The Royal Baking Powder will make swee lighter favore
and more wholesome bread biscuit and cake
agent 1t OF higher strength and therefore goes
more economical All and go shov
this Royal Baking Powder eavenng agent absolutely
equal
RUSH MEDICAL COLLEGE, CHICAGO.
GAS the result of my tests find the Royal
Baking Powder superior to all the others in every
respect 1t is entirely free from all aduteration
and unwholesome impurty, and in baking it
gives off greater volume of leavening gas than
any other powder. 1t is therefore only the
Purest but also the strongest powder with which
am acquainted.
walter S. HAINEs, M. D., fagc ef CAem.soy
CHICAGO COLLEGE OF PHARMACY
"The Royal Baking Powder which tests the highest
in strength. is free from lime alum, lime phosphates or
other adueraons. Its superlative purity the entire
wholesomeness of its ingredients the scientific manner
in which they combined, together with its much
greater strength make the Royal unquesonably supe-
rior to any other baking powder.
III. D. GARRISON" Eef Of Chemistry.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1891-12-18

CHRISTMAS GOODS; Presents for old
and young; just received direct from the
east Cheaper than ecer Before purchasing
etsetchers call at WELLER & WAX.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
Protection or Free Trade. Which?

Protection or Free Trade. Which?
Do you want to keep thoroughly
posted on the effects of the New
Tariff Law, as shown from week to
week ?
Do YOU want to know about the
policy of protection and have an ans
wer to every false statement of the
Free Traders I?
Yes ?
Then subscribe for your home
paper and the Imerfcaa Economist
published weekly by the American
protective Tariff League, New York.
Sample copy free.) The Economist
is an acknowledged authority on Pro-
lection and should be widely read.
The yearly subscription of the Econo-
mist is s., but we have made special
arrangement with the publishers by
which We can send you the Economist
for one year and the SILVER STATE
for 81.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
German
Syrup"

Here is something from Mr.. Frank
A. Hale, proprietor of the De Witt
House, Lewiston, and the Tontine
Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men
meet the world as it comes and goes,
and are not slow in sizing people
and things up for what they are
worth. He says that he has lost a
father and several brothers and sis
ters from Pulmonary Consumption,
and is himself frequently troubled
with colds, and he
Hereditary often coughs enough
to make him sick at
Consumptionhis stomach. When
ever he has taken a
cold of this kind he uses Boschee'
German Syrup, and it cures him
every time. Here is man who
knows the full danger of lung trou-
bles, and would therefore be most
particular as to the medicine he used.
What is his opinion Listen :" /
use nothing but Boschee's German
Syrup, and have advised, I presume,
more than a hundred different per-
sons to take it. They agree with
me that it is the best cough syrup
in the market" O
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22

Office Hours: From 10 A. N. TO Il O'Clock
NJ From to P. M, and from to Q Z. NJ.
If.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
rAEApIsE ANp srRINo cIrY srAeE LINGs.

PARADIsE AND SPRING CITY STAGE LINES
Stage leaves winnemucca for Paradise and
spring City daily at A. NJ; arrive at Paradise
st3P. NJ; at Spring City at 5Ps.
Leaves Spring City daily al P. NJ; arrive at
Paradise at pm.
Leaves Paradise at c a. NJ; arrive at Winnie
ltucca at p. NJ.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
Mines and Mining.

A new strike is reported to have
been made in the Ophr mine, at
Bingham, Utah, recently which con-
sists of a 4-foot body of ore, carrying
$400 to the ton.
The Belmont Courier says that Al
fred Welsh has purchased the Lodi
mining property in northern Nye,
and that about twenty men will at
once be put to work.
On ledge of 5000 feet long dis
coveries have been made recently of
gold and silver ores in Gold gulch,
two and a half miles from Morencio,
Arizona, that are causing some ex-
citemept. The discovery was first
made on a claim that was located in
1882 by Captain Pinkhard Of Califor-
MIA who was murdered by Apaches at
the time. 1t is claimed the first ship
ment of ore will pay for the mines.
< - -
Take! Take Take Simmons Liver
Regulator for dyspepsia, constipation
and heartburn.
"Why now ! cannot get enough to eat,
says one lady who formerly had no appetite,
but took Hoods Sarsaparila.
-
When the hair shows signs OF falling, be-
gin at onece to use Ayers Hair Vigor. This
preparation strengthens the scalp, promotes
the growth of new hair, restores the natural
color 10 gray and faded hair, and renders it
soft, plant, and glossy.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
TIME Tables.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY.
TRAINS.
ARRIVE. DrrArr.

Tickets sold and baggage checked through to
all eastern points. Also steamship tickets to
European points and travellers insurance tickets.
X. JAcKNAS Agent.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22
A'pERNTT STAGE LINE.

Stage leaves Winnemucea for McDermit Mon
days Wednesdays and Fridays at 6 a. NJ; arrives
atsP.M.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22

Take Take Take Simmons Liver
Regulator for dyspepsia, constipation
and heartburn.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1891-10-22

"Why, now ! cannot get enough to eat,
says one lady who formerly had no appetite,
but took Hoods Sarsaparila.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-22
BENWOOD.

A cobbler and a well known charac-
ter about town had pugilistic encoun-
ter last Saturday evening, which furn-
ished considerable amusement to spec
tators They had been running the
"growler" together, and getting too
much booze In their hides began to feel
sassy" The gentleman, who decorates
pedal extremities for livlihood, came
at the other man with knife, and was
promptly knocked out by a well di-
rected blow.
The ordinance providing for the erec-
ton of a station for the Ohio River
railroad, has been accepted by the Rail-
road Company and was signed last Fri
day by Mayor Jos. Mahood. ltspeci1es
that the station must be erected within
sixty days, so it appears that the much
talked of depot is an assured fact.
The wrestling match, which was an
neunced TO take place last Saturday
evening, was postponed on account Of
Mercer, one of the contestants, being
injured while at work last week. 1t
will take place next Saturday evening.
The Red Cross Oil Base Ball Club
again disappointed crowd Of two or
three hundred people on the Junction
grounds Sunday afternoon. The Athle
tics were on hand but the visitors failed
to put in an appearance.
People living along the river bank
complain that butchers are dumping
offal over the bank, in violation of a
town ordinance, and endangering the
health OF citizens, beside being Often
sive 10 the olfactory nerves.
Mrs. A. E. Young, of Vermont, Su-
preme Chancellor of the United States
OF the Pythian Sisterhood, who has
been the guest OF Mrs. Sech, President
of the local lodge, left for her home
yesterday morning.
Joseph Smith, who was injured in a
railroad accident near Pittsburg sever
al weeks ago, and who has been under
treatment in q hospital In that city,
has recovered and is visiting his home
here.
Hartman Herrick is expected to re-
turn some day thiSweek from Germany,
where he has been visiting for the past
three or four months.
DR.. J. C. Walton yesterday took his
horse and buggy 10 his new home in
New Cumberland, w. Va.
Miss Annie McCabe, who has been
confined to her home by illness, is cor
valescing.
The pump in front of Hartley's, on
Main street, is being cleaned out and
repaired.
One plain drunk was assessed a fine of
81 and costs by His Honor yesterday
morning.
Tom Gately is out after being con-
fined to his home by illness.
Mrs. Caylor is visiting friends in
Woodland, w. Va.
Mrs. VIM. Lindsey is visiting friends
in Woodsfeld. o.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-22
ON THE HOSE
He Stepped on 1t just for a LIZ nidn,t
but Like Most Funny Men
Relish the Joke on Him.


He Stepped on 1t just for LlI'l0 p o
but Like Most Funny Men
Relish the Joke on Him.
Chicago Tribune ~,
The early riser was out watering n,s
grass when the funny man came "'
and stepped on the hose: % see
The early riser turned arounu " 81
what had shut OF the water so suuu0'
and the funny man laughed at nm; Tho
ssGat off that hose!" exclaimed tne
early riser. ho Jimmy
80. don't mind me-" said the Iu1 !,
man eco on and water your grass.
Then he noticed that the noLIie ""
carelessly pointed in his dlrecsloh' ov,n
"Here! Point that the otnel ""''
The early riser glanced down at the
nozzle and his face lit up with pieastae'
Amusing to shut off mans "a'0i'
isn't it?" he asked. a .ho
.'But, my dear SIR" expostuia'eu 'N0
funny man, didn't"
seIt,s intensely funny" said the carry
riser: yon'd better get of that nose.
"Rut 7 can't" said the funny man;
"Don't YOU see the nozzle is poihteu
right at me and II d." >, 49,.
80. well, I'm in no hurry" inter.
rnnted the early riser. eff you ENJOY
it don't know that l have any fo"'0-
to object" rd-
Ae sat down on the railing surrourG-
ing his grass plat and rested the nozLie
his knee, still keeping 1t pointed to"alu
the funny man. 81, or,u
turn that the other way I'll get OFF"
80, wouldn't put you to SO mucn
trouble" said the early riser. EnJo'
yourself" ,,o ho
The early riser held the nozzle De-
tween his knees while he took out a
cigar and lit it. Thefunny man watcneo
him puff it for a moment linen n0
said: ,..,
"See here, old man, my legs getting
stiff" s
.sWhy don't you shift legs?" asked
the early riser disinterestedly. ~
The funny man tried it, made siip'
and the stream almost reached MIN Oe-
fore he could get his foot on the nose
again. The early riser chuckled:
say i III UICdh yOuA AS~'
funny man, excltedly.
call right. returned the early riser,
carelessly. "But be careful or you may
slip off the hose again"
The funny man glared at the early
riser moment and then said:
"If were as mean as you are Ia go
into the pawnbrokers' business.
eff were as funay as you are, SAID
the early riser, as he leisurely pulled his
cigar, "I'd hire out to a burlesque COM
pany."
The funny man tried to walk along
the hose to get further away from the
nozzle, but the water spurted out III
tie with each step and he stopped. Ihen
he got desperate, stepped off, and start
ed to run. The stream caught him IN
the middle Of the back.
When he got out of range he turned
and shook his fist at the impressive early
riser and made some terrible threats.
And the early riser muttered as he De-
gan watering the grass again:
"Funny that funny man can't take
Joke on himself"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-22
A Monument to Hudson

ATLANTIC HIGHLAND, n. j., September
2l.-The committee having in charge the
erection of grand monument to mark the
spot where Henry Hudson first landed on
the Jersey soil, prior to his discovery OF
the Hudson river, met last evening and
concluded to receive plans for monument
TO be erected and dedicated on the ninth of
September next, that being the day Hud-
son was driven ashore by a storm on the
beach where now stands Atlantic High
land, in 1909. The committee will also
combine the same with the celebrating the
discovery of America by Christopher Co
lumbus in 1892, and in all probability 1t
will be one of the greatest events that has
ever taken place on the soil of New Jersey
The monument is to be of great height and
placed on the highest point Of land overlook
ing Sandy Hook Point. and will be the first
thing seen by q foreigner as he approaches
our shores.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-22
Spain Stricken Again.

MADRID, September 21.-A hurricane
yesterday evening has added TO the
damage done by the recent floods to the
town of ConSuegra. Many
of the houses were previously under
mined, or otherwise weakened by floods,
collapsed last night. A further feeling
of gloom has been caused throughout
Spain by the announcement that Sc
we're epidemic of influenza has broken
out at BadajoS, the capital Of the Prov
ince of that name. There are already
over 1000 severe eases OF that disease
in the city mentioned, and it is feared
the epidemic will spread all over Spain.