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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Several year. ago Chamberlain & Co.,
Of Dies Moinss, Iowa, commenced tho
ihanulaoiure OF n cough syrup, below
log IL 10 be the most prompt ami rolia.
bio preparation yet Produced Tor coughs,
eoius anu Group; that The public appu.
olato true merit and ia time 1t VIVA
certain 10 become popular. Their most
sAnHuine hopes have been more than
realized. over threa hundred thou.
s,nu hollles OF Chhmberlain's Cough
ii.eneuy are now SOLD each year, aud
Recognized as "the beat mAdo,D
where ever known. II viii euro G
seyeie coid IN less 'ime than any other
Treatment, For sale by z. O. MI.
Drug Dept. d4s
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
WHITE GOODS and EMBROIDERIES.

WHITE BLACK GOODS is THE ONE NEW THING UNDER
the you want to thomi thoy arc In Embroi-
dorod FIounoInss. india Lnons Noinsoo Checks. Laco
Effects, Cords and Stripes Ladies' OF advanced
have all tho in wearing whto muslin
dress and yot DO dressed black You should buy he early
tho novelty being great doubts OF there being
enough to supply the demand.
We have a extensive limo than In White Ems
broldered Founonss foryvonoh goods for Ladies' and
twonty-seyen inches children. You will Of 500
FlounoInss othor stores but you want style oombnod
with oheapness you will buy them OF u.s.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

fTnE GENERAL MLErlNG oF TnE
siosahnIdera Of Ion's cooperative Mer
camille inautuuou Will be hcid ~ tho Insutu
uoua Factory on s1gh Temple street. DO
tween inst Temple and lruI Lati streets. salt
lAke CITY, on saturday April iih. isai. atsll
p NJ, for tho purpose OF hearing the rrrsi
denfe Report amending tho Article. OF Arso.
olat|on, ineroaa.ng the capital stock by chang.
ing Arielo nj the Articles OF As'ociat.ou 10
read o. iollnwa ''fh' Captal stocs Of mo
Institution shall consist of $500 shlrcs oi tbo
pan vnluc Of floleach % ana Tor tho tfansto
uor % such other business AZ may be bfo.h.
before the mcotius.
a. q. WuHBER sosrttary.
san Lake pBi MaIoh llih,lI9i. "a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
fitOV'O.
Relief Society Conference.

Tho second annual conference Of the
Relief Society will be held In the Salt
Lake Assembly Hal la this city on
Tues lay, April :, lsh. Meetings will
commence at 10 O'Clock u. m. aud at
O'Clock y. m. respectively. The oiilceru
mud members Of the Relief Society aud
all those Interested In this benevolent
work are cordially invited 10 attend the
conference. II Is expected that ablc
representatives from each stake organ.
ikation will lie present aud make brief
reports Of the methods OF work and 10.
suits achieved.
ZASA ID. II. YousG, President.
JANE =. RICHARDS,
BATiIsiILnA W. SAITH,
Counselors.
L.. Is. WELLS, Cor. Sec,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

CHICAGO, March 25.-rhe Honduras
Lumber Company, composed Of Amerl.
can capitalists, has organized here
witt. paid up capital Of sa50,OO0.
The company possesses stumpa O. on
two million acres Of laud Ia Honduras,
ON which l. hardwood lumber valued
at over sT,0DO.0OO. Mills aud furniture
factories will I've erected and the product
shipped TO the Latin-American States
M far south M Buenos Ayres, and also
TO the United States and Europe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

James Gaflhcy OF $3.50 Cholt,au
Avenue, 81. Lous, rut $1,000 In green
backs In the parlor stove for safe keep
lug. Mn. Gailney, all unconscious OF
the treasure which she wa. about Ia
give TO the flames, started IRE, and
was aninzcd 10 SEE through the CRATE
the grconbacks curling up In the flames
and sailing up tho chimney. Mir
Gailney thinks thl-au expensive m IA.
cd OF heating the house and VIII be
more careful IN future.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
First District Court.

AT Ogden yesterday, Judge Miner
disposed Of the following business;
United States VI. Melinda Hail. NJ.
V. Gilbert was appointed attorney for
defendant; plea, not guilty ON the
charge OF fornicitlon.
Y. l.. Kay vs.. J. +. Collins; order
for Judgment In tho plaintiffs favor
In accordance with the prayer of com
plant.
United States W.. e. J. Rowher:
smith & Smith entered their appear
anco for defendant aud made n plea or
not guilty.
). l.. Bslcher VI. James iverson, ex.
ceptlon to defendant to entering up
Judgment; order granting thirty days
10 defendant to serve aud file state
mcnt on motion for new trial.
A, ". Wilson ~. James Cassin; order
allowing plaintiff TO file an amended
complaint.
William Hewitt ct nj. vs.. Union
Pacific Railway Company; on trial.
In this case plaintiffs sued for $1,000
damage. for the killing Of their mother
last fail bya Hot Springs bathing train.
Mrs. Hewitt lived with her sous North.
west Of the city, aud ON the day OF her
death she came b. Ogden b. do some
trading. After procuring the things
wanted she started n return, and fol-
lowed the Utah \ Northern tracks, as
the wagon rDaIs we're extremely dusty
aud dlssgrceahle. When about n mile
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

LONDON, March 25.--rhc British
government hns formally notified
Blaine, United States Secretary Of
state, that Great Britain accepts Prc-l-
dent HarrisoR'a invitation TO take part
IN the Worlds Fair at Chicago In ls02.
A royal commission win DO appointed
10 assist the British merchants exhibit
Ing the products OF the British indus
tries at the fair and to further the
British Interests there.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

RACfNE, Wis, March 25.-The north
bound Chicago y Northwestern pass
enger and a freight train oollidei nj
Racine junction early this morning
causing the loss Of onc life. fatally in-
Juring one or more persons aud serious.
ly inluring half dozen other. The
Iccuniary loss Ia cstlmated at $4,000.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

The only remedy Tor blood disorder.
Is one tha.twill cxpcl the germs OF dis.
Ease, anu make the blood pure aud rich.
That Is best effected by DIR, David Ken.
neiy's favoritc lscneiy, Of Roudout,
NY, medicine Of great value In the
treatment Of all blood disorders and
diseases Of the Kidneys. II tones the
system and helps 10 do good work. dAs
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
DiNWooDEY'S WALL PA.
PER. SUPERB LINE. LATEST
DESIGNS, LOWEST PRICES.

There Ia no danger OF cold result.
Ing In pneumonia when Chamberlain,
Cough Remedy Is used as directed
"for severe cold" Ii ofiectuallv
counteracts aud arrests any Tendency
OF cold 10 result IN pneumonia. mis-
fact was fully proven In Thousands of
bases during the Epidemic VI iniluunss
last winter. For sale by z. Q. NJ. 1,
Drug Dept. dGs
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
Losr. srnAYEn on srnLrN.

EkoM hLuff DALE, A LARUE ROAM
4 Durham Cow, eleven yrars Old, branded
70 icpmhingdl on ten tAlsh upntr aud lower
slope on ught ani square underhit iu los ear.
Any person giving infprmniinn that wall lead
" Tue recovery OF ia cow viii De- rewarded 81
ANGus N, CANNON,
HOE n, Salt Lake CITY.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Cheapest place IN town for Siove,
aud Ranges, Tin and Iron Roofing,
Guttefinc, etc.
TuE SpKNCER BYwATTn Coz
~ and ~ West South romplc -.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
aramaSy's DEMONSTRATION At
rAE WORLDS FAIR.
Secretary Blaine Informed that Eng
land VIII BE Represented at
the Worlds Fair.
NJ Teleraph % The NHws.
sEInwrsu WITH pEsrERtDors.
one omcsr Euiea and Two OF the
dang gapfuFed,

GAINESVILLE, Tex, March ga
desperate named Cokestonc aud his
gang were oyertsken near here ycster.
day by therlir's posse. In the
skifmish that followed Ofilcer Whit.
man was killed, and Cokestone wound
ed. Two Of the gang were captured,
hut Cokcetone escaped.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

lfyou arc yellow, Bilious, consil-
pated with Headache, bad breath.
drowsy, no appetite, iook, oR your
Liver u out Of order. One box OF these
Pills VIII drive all the trouble away
and make u new being OF you. Price
20 cents. Zion Coop Mer. lust. Drug
Dept, Agent az
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

For ten days, commencing March Is.
We VIII give TO every purchaser Of over
Five Dollars, pretty Spring Dr,ss
Pattern.
WESTERN SHoE AND Dry Goons Co,
81 aud 30 y. Main street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Flower and garden seeds, Tho larg.
est variety Rnd purest seeds; lower
Than Eastern prices, under tue Utah
National Bank, Clock corner, Salt
Lake City. d6s
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
SIR. MARKS & co..
Carpets and Lace Curtains.
now styles, lowest prices.

Go 10 SrRNCKR, BYwiTER & Co.'S
II and ~ West South Temple street,
for Tin Roofing Gulierlug, Spouting
Stoves aud Tinware. cite.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Al cash subscriptions for the uRlcn-
ntai Siar should he forwarded b. JAMES
JACK At the Presidents Office, salt
Lake City. das
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

In 1850 "HropH's HroHchitil Troelesv
were introduced, and their success 10 n
cure Tor Colds, Coughs, Asthma aud
bronchitis has been Unparalleled.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
Notice

Notice.
The annual slockholdora' meeting "
the WcstUrn Shoe aud Dry Goods Co.,
81 anu 81 Main Street, for the election
Of officers for the ensuing year, will
take place Mt their ofiicc, ON Apgll Z,
1891, At Z pm.
EpwIS DowpEN, Secretary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

A BAY HORSE, FIVE YEARS ON. THREE
"A white feet ttar in face, on Itu
thnuld,r Return 10 Geo, g. Lambert, DEs
rnff NrWs ohro,nnd De- rewarded. q a.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Is now prepared to walt upon
customers In hls Now Store;
no has a magnificent limo Of
Furniture, Carpots and Wall
Paper. Cali and see him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
Grand Opening of Millinery,

Mn. Christy has Just returned from
New York with nm elegant line OF
Spring Patterns. She announces her
reception "Wednesday, March a5th, AZ
81 W. First South street. IN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

fIllE PROPERTY KNOWN As TiiE NIL.
ttnue Ranch, cnmprlllns 10 acfra in
Masatrh County Apply 10 W. rcicu0n.
I lrft south, CITY dtg
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Al paftlv. indebted ~ No viii please
note that We are temporarily located
with sienccf Cla,s4n g. Co., Broad.
way. Prompt suttlcmonui arr request
cd. to-Or. frrNtIunr CO.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

uAn the Comforts Of Home" win bc
presented by CHARLES Froman's COM
pany ut the Salt Lake Theatre on the
evenings Of Thursday and Friday and
at n special matinee on Friday. The
play Is ostcn.ibly comedy, bat Il ire.
uuently crosses the liue which divides
comedy from farce. Funny incidents
follow In such rapid succession That
the audience l. KEEP, In n continual
round Of laughter all through Il.
Alfred Hastings places on his uncle'r
house the sign Apartments 10 let win
all the comforts Of a home" lilo 80.
cures n miscellaneous assortment OF
dodgers. Among them arc q retired
produce dealer with domineer
Ing wife and au impossible
daughter, with whom Hastings
falls In love. Then there are
also an English dude, u nervous
mnsic teacher, an opera singer anu a
Scolchman. with thesr characters all
donIiclled under ouv roof, the comforts
Of home which prevailed eau be EASILY
conceived of.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

~ ACnE7 ~ So. ! LANn, AL or
rtD which u under cultivation. fenced and
good stand OF lurern ON the SAME, in Gran.
ger Apply ~ thla ol,ec. pH
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

A SALESMAN To SELL PLUMBERS
~ steam liuatcrf', Gas litcrs' aud Marhiu.
cry supplies 10 this Territory, Write, with
references, 10 y, q. ioN 1865, Dubuque, Iowa.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Baby Carriages, half pr leo
at S. r. Marks; 500 to choose
from.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

d, ME- Lmmeliue o. Hlnu1, m'ssiounrv fsr Ia
hAplHi church, Troy, = s.. cave Il s,, ~
700 3 Nu 70 Aul ihf tfatimnnY io tho alenf ...i..
OF ~ haNiu heuuHuff lhsofits 49,
mal9 a. l.ndouS :, 3. II las permspsnlis,
kidney Troubles,
Naiarfh ~ nc hlludcr. also % Constins ti,.
would .,ale Mai utgd nr. ktunod, N K MY, Wy,
FrianH Va "} lhfs
bC nayid helueii's Fayorio Remea, b.
, ~ ~ reari{ ior Nepopsnosa, ihsae..
uH peculiar % women 10 duvos tbS ~ 'le
,m VIZ 9le9a and restores tho patent II ~
Dr., Kennedy FayOrlte Remedy.
Made a. EgNDour, ny. 81. otor ~
fs' .A'svy Z O. II. |. bFus Department -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

The BcstSsiye In the world Tor Cuts,
brui-cs, Sores, Ulccr', salt Rheum,
Fever, Sores, letter, Chapel Hands,
Chllhlaius, Curns, and MI Skin Eup-
tlous, aud positively cures piles, or no
ray required. ~ guaranteed 10 give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded,
Price - cents por box. For salo by a.
q, Smith a 60.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

On Saturday evening, and a! the
Saturday matinee, Cloveland's Con-
solldatcd Ministries will give entertain
ments at the Salt Lake Theatre.
Among the talent In this troupe are
Billy Emerson, Hughuy D0ughcrty,
Barney Pagan, Luke SchoOlcrait,
Griffin aud Marks, Fields and Hansen,
aud recent importation named signor
Benedotto.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
naiiard's Itorehouud ssrup for
Nho1piug Cough

There IL no remedy in the worl
which will give such prompt relief In
Whoonlng Cough a. BdV1rd'a H0rc-
h0nHd Syrup. II will pouAfcy cure 70.
II you win Try IL your children will
not keep YOU awake all night cough-
ing. Billiards. Horehound Syrup is
the most cooling anu soothing remedy
fuf Consumption. Coughs, Colds, Brn.
chltis AMI Asthma, Ia tho world. 10 be-
free from opium. II builds up new
tissue, strengthens the Lung, aui "
an Incompatible rutncuy, nindr OF The
best and pufust materials. II your
Lungs are weak and you have " tick.
ling In your throat you need IT, n. g..
NJ. |. Agunu. -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
DESPERADOES.

4 Gaug O,ertakcn By a Shcrih's
Posse.--i,esuIt Of the Ensu'
Ing Skirmish.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
MRS. BURROWS MILLINERY
OPENING,

Ladies arc cordially lnvllod
TO DO present ut No. 10 Main
Street. Wednesday, March 20.
when tho worry latest designs
In Partisan Pattern Hats and
Elmo Millinery Novelties viii DO
shown.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

At "wonderland," the eight.ioo
lady Miss Ewing, KcllaF & Austin
and the Moore Sisters are the attrac
lions this week.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
BED COMFORTS ut n SAC
RIElCE AT pINWOOpEYs

Buy your drugs OF "tuc boys"
johnson, Pratt * CO., u Aitin 10.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Noilrc - Hereby Giycn
That the srmi-hnnual stockhnldurs'
Meeting u the Scandinavian Mclcnu.
Tile Union will be held Ia the basement
OF the Fourteenth Want mcoting.hOusr,
on Monday, the 3lth Inst, ht 7.'1
4. n. NJ. :. LINDSAY, Secretary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25
GENTS SUITS
MADE TO ORDER
Spring Stylos
Just In from

PROVO MILLS,
JOHN c. CUTLER * GRO,
No. 80 Main ST.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

Gem Stoves and Ranges are the
best. SrrScru BYwAIrR TO-,
u nud ~ Wet South Temple 81
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-25

s'' 'Aissy 20 n l. bSus 6sssrtasssssts =
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
A GIRL TO BE AVOIDED.

Sly and Flip and Insincere, She Is .
Bad One to Chum With.
She is the girl who takes you of IN one
corner and tells you things that you
wouldn't repeat to your mother.
She is the girl who is anxious to have
you join party, which is to be dead
secret" and at which, because people
are very free and easy, you are uncom-
Portable and wish you were at home.
She is the girl who tries to induce you,
"iust for fun" to smoke cigarette, or
take a glass of wine, and you don't know,
and, possibly, she doesn't, that many OF
the sinners of to-day committed their
first sins lust for fun"
She is the girl who persuades you that
to stay at home and care and love your
own, to help mother and to have your
pleasures at home, and where the home
people can see them, is stupid and tire
some; and that spending the afternoon
walking up and down the street, looking
at the windows and the people is lust
delightful.
She is the girl who persuades you that
slang is witty; that loud dress that at
tracts attention is stylish" and that
your own simple gowns are dowdy and
undesirable. She dosen't know, nor do
you, how many women have gone to de-
struction because of their love for fine
clothes.
She is the girl who persuades you that
to be on very familiar terms with three
or four young men is an evidence OF
your charms and fascination, instead OF
being, as it is, an outward visible sign Of
your perfect folly.
She is the girl who persuades you that
it is very smart thing to be referred tc
as gay girl" She is very, very much
mistaken.
And of all others she is the girl who,
no matter how hard she may try to make
you believe in her, is the girl TO be
avoided Ladies Home Journal.
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
Wonderful Japaneae ReII.

A Yale professor, who lives on Pros
pect Hill, has, among other japanese
curiosities, remarkable antique bronze
bell from an old temple in Japan, where
it was once used by the priests during
their ceremonies, says the New Haven
Palladium.
This bell is cup shaped and about 19
inches in diameter and about 10 inches
high. The tone of the bell is remarkably
soft and musical, and single touch will
cause sound continuing for two Oh
three minutes.
A remarkable feature about the bell is
that it resounds when placed on a
cushion with the mouth upward, but
why the support does not arrest the vi
bration is point that has hitherto puz.
zled physicists, and no one who has seen
the bell can explain the phenomenon.
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
COL. DOUGLASS.

There has been a desire on the
1T of the enemies of Col. John
w. Douglass to hold him response.
ble for the retention of democrats
Office and certain other irregu
larities. Col. Douglass is a Repub-
Iican and has no doubt endeavOred
to serve the Republican party to
the best of his ability. 1t must be
admitted that the Board of District
Commissioners is Democratic and
the failure Of Col. Douglass to re-
move Democrats is no fault of his.
The Republicans of the District
should not hold him responsible
because he falls to carry out what
they want. If it il the desire of
the administra ion to keep the
personal OF the Board of Commits
sioners as 1t is the Republican have
no redress.
1t is not believed that Col. Doug
lass would do an Intentional wrong.
1t is not believed that he is un-
faithful to the Republican party in
this city.
The fact Is the District Repub.
hcans are a set of towards and tney
can ouly blame themselves for the
existing condition of affairs. When
they can realize the Importance OF
electiDg a representative Republi
can body, then and not until then
will District Republicans have any
Influence with any Republican ad'
mlpIstration.
They have a representative on
the National Committee; what
good is he? Socially be may be q
jolly good fellow, but politically
he cannot command the respect anC
confidence of any administration
Don't blame Col. Douglass fol
your present condition. Chang
the character of the men who are
elected to represent you in the Ma
tional Republican Conventions, oil
the National Committee and il
your District Republican Commit
the, then you will see HEALTHY
change.
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
FIRST OF ITS KIND.
PECULIAR FooD CONDENSATION BY
THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.

Food Inspector Chase has the
honor to be the first Ufflcial on the
books of the health department.
who condemned food which had
already been cooked. No similar
case Is known in the history of the
office, aud tie record was celebrat-
ed yesterday by the assurance Of a
warrent for William Thomas, who
keeps cooking shanty at $50 e
street southwest. Inspector Chase
found lot Of cooked fish in Thom.
as possession, and issued orders
condemning the articles, but the
chief stole a march on the health
official and sold the spurious food to
to James Hunter, who lives in the
neighberhuod. Thomas will be
tried for his offense in the police
court tomorrow.
The food Inspectors have found
considerable trouble lately in
wa, hing the movements of mum.
Der of produce dealers whose arti.
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
AN IDEAL WIFE
A $3.50 SEALsKIN CAT FIR THE
LADY CUMING NEAREST THE
REQUIREMENTS.

Every lady sending fifty cents
for O thre3 months trial su5scrip
ton to the Ladies' Pictorial Week
ly, may enclose sample OF her
handwriting mot less than six
lines for the delineatlon of her
character in Prof. Wlckle's
GlsphoIogical Prize Examination.
The single or married lady pos
St ssing, according to delineation
of her handwriting, the most
characteristics necessary for the
making of a "good wife, will be
presented by the publishers OF
the Ladies Pictorial " eekly
with an elegant genuine Sealskin
Coat, costing $35O.00.
To the lady standing second 10
examination, will be presented
first-class Ladies' Watch, COST
ing SS5 90.
To ,he lady standing third will
he given a Lilk Dress Pattern, OF
the best quality, costing $40 90.
Fourth, China DINER Del, cost
ing 1000
TO the next five, Opera Glasses,
costing $1,000 each.
To the next len, handsome Par
lor Lamps. To the next twenty,
beau ,iful Mantal Clocks. To the
next thirty, beautiful Plush W ork-
boxes, and many other articles,
iull list OF which is published,
with the rules, in the Ladies
Pictorial Weekly.
An elegant Silver Tete-a-tete
Kettle is given each day to the
lady whose handwriting is re-
celved, and upon delinea'ion, Is
pronounced the best of those re-
cieved that day.
The regular price of this publi-
cation is $2,00a year, and 1t is
equal, In every respect, to the
high price illustrated English or
American magazines. Three
months trial for fifty cents, post
al note or u. s. two cents stamps.
No free copies. Address the
Ladies' Pictorial Weekly, Toron-
to, Canada.
The Washington bee., 1891-10-03
SHE'S ALL RIGHT

She is not in art critic, nor in grammar ana
lytic,
She doesn't know the distance 'twixt our
planet and the sun,
She knows nothing Of astronomy or American
autonomy
And cannot tell the difference 'twixt an
apothegm and pun.
She is weak in mathematics and the same ln
hydrOstatics,
Knows naught of styctography, which now
is all the rage.
She is ignorant of theosophy and q tyro IN
philosophy
And hasn't any notion how to elevate the
stage.
She knows nothing of philology or even of cos
mology,
For though she's been to school she never
passed through any college,
But her husband thinks her splendid, Tor sne
keeps his stockings mended
And no one can approach her in culinary
knowledge.
New York Press.