Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-04-27
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ASK YouR FRIENDS ABOUT IT.-Your distress
ing cough can dc cured. We know il because
Kemp's Balsam within the past few years has
cured so many coughs and colds in this community.
Its remarkable sale has been won entirely by its
genuine merit. Ask some friend who has used II
what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There is no
medicine pure, none so effective. Large bottles
soc. and 81. at all druggists.
The dear thing. How ABOUT that water seal, any
| how?
Said a noted man of 90 years, ''my mother gave
me Downs Elixir for coughs and colds when was
aboy."
"Mayor Chaplin considers newspaper men bore"
Many years have gone since good family doc
tor originated JoLnson's Anodyne Liniment.
A young lady attending a party should have "a
female chaperon until she is able to call other
chap her
L feel it my duty to say few words regard TO
Ely's Cream Balm, and L do so entirely without
solicitation have used it more or less half year,
| and have found it be most admirable have
suffered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since
was little boy and L never hoped for cure, but
Cream Balm seems to do even that. Many Of my
acquaintance have used it with excellent results
Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave, Chicago, III.
Peddler (confdentially to butler)-"Old ladies'
homer" New buter-'Private dwelling! Yet good
for nothing hayseed.
S. B. Durfey, mate of steamer Arizona, had his
foot badly jammed. Thomas Eclectric Oil cured
it, Nothing equal to it for quick pain reliever.
The Jail at Somervle, n. j., was entered by
thieves the other night and pocket book stolen.
ARREsTED.-Charles A. Daley was arrested last
evening from stealing from the drug store OF
Shiefman, bottle OF Sulphur Bitters. Before the
court this morning, upon being asked why he
should steal he stated that his mother was troub-
led with rheumatism, and that it was the only
medicine that helped her, and being out Of money
and work was the cause OF his stealing. As this
was his first offence he was put on probation
Neloark Neac.S
The remains of a large Roman theatre have been
discovered between Trieste and Mramag.
Deans Rheumatic Pill are a sure cure for all
forms of chronic and infammatory rheumatism and
neuralgia. Entirely vegetable, always safe.
The recep ton of President Harrison by the Gov
ernor of Texas was Hospitality Hogg-ish
When you troubled with dizziness, your APP
petite all gone, and you feel bad generally, take
few doses of Or. Henry Baxtcr's Mandrake Bitters,
and you will be surprised at the improvement in
your feelings. Every bottle warranted to give sat
isfaction.
The Mayor of Cincinnati kicks against Sunday
foot ball and swears he will suppress it,
Fortunate FATHER AND SON. am as certain
as now live" say c. E. Bartholomew, of Kakaska,
Mich. ''that DIR. David Kennedys Favorte Remedy
saved my life when l was a victim Of Bright's
Disease. My son had fever on his leg. lie,
too, used Favorite Remedy, and is well. But
for this medicine / am sure both father and son
world have been six feet under the SOD"
Chauncey NJ. Depew has been giving his ideas
of what constitutes a clubable The ordinary
policeman thinks every man club-able man.
PILES! PILES ITcHING subscriptions
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. If allowed TO continue
tumors FORM which often bleed and ulcerate, be-
coming very Swayne's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals liberation, and in most
cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or by
mail, tor so cts. DR.. Swayne Son, Philadelphia
The farmer who sells his wheat by and by on this
rising wheat marked will have handsome return
in cash to lay away for the sweet by and by.
For nearly half century Ayers Cherry Pectora
has been the most popular cough remedy in the
world. The constantly increasing demand for this
remedy proves it to be the very best specific for
colds, coughs, and all diseases of the throat and
lungs.
1t will be Mayor Washbume in Chicago when
Cregier retres. The Democratic toughs did not
dare count him out, with the Worlds fair at stake.
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
IT, Is put up in - and 30 cent boxes
The editors sweetheart's eyes are bright
As she dons her dainty dress
And smOoths the waist and hooks il tight