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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
COMMITTEE NOTICES.

The committee on finance will meet In their
room. State trcasnrer's Office. on Wednesday of
each week NJ ? 20 +. NJ, until otherwise ordered
Per order OF the committee,
iape0dtf Tsos. L. SHAW.
Secretary
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
Mercantile Affairs and Insurance,

The committee on Mercantile Affairs and ip
surance will meet in their room on Wednesday,
at O'Clock Z N. until otherwise ordered.
BY order OF the committee,
{. A. MARsToy, Ssc'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The committee on military affairs will meet
every Wednesday at . 30 O'Clock p. NJ, In the
Adjutant GensraPs office. JOHN HARPER,
+. ID. GpsnsE, Chairman.
Secretary.
Jan. 20, is9i.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
Interior Waters.

The committee on Interior Waters will meet In
their rooms on Thursdays at O'Clock. T. NJ. un
til otherwise ORDERED.
A. Ii. ToTMAs, Sec'y.
Jan. iR lsyf.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
Fisheries and Game.

The comrni tee on fisheries aod game will meet
in their room, at the state House, on y ednesdays
at O'Clock, T. IL. until othersise ordered
Z. HUNT, secretary.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The Agricultural Committee will meet In their
room on Thur-dsy Of each week ut 2 so O'Clock L
ii, until otherHise ordered.
Jan. 10. 1881, T. l.. EASTMAN, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The Judiciary Committee will meet In their
room, on Tuesdays. Wednesdays, Thursdays and
Fridays, at O'Clock Z. NJ, until otherwise or
iered. FRANKLIN &. PAYsoN, Secretary.
iani5dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The committee on mines and mining viii me ct
every Tuesday at O'Clock L, NJ. in the temper
auce commit tee room until further notice.
II. d, GusHEE, A. W. CHAPLIN,
Secretary, Chairman
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
Legal Affairs,

The Legal Affairs Committee will meet In their
room. on Tuesdays and Thursdays at O'Clock
4. NJ. until otherwise ordered.
MuRgIiL N. DREW, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

PARTRIDGE old Reliable Drug Store y
now re-opened for business st $50 Wals
street, nearly opposite Cony House. H.
Partridge has some bargains to Offer 10
toilet and fancy articles. cigars by The bsr
and innumerable goods slightly damaged
in the recent FIRE.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

johnson Bros. have opened their ~.
fectionery establishment in the rooms N.
Gated by Chas. Doughty. They intend h
make spe ciaIiy Of fresh candles, and vim
manufacture each day to replenish thsk
stock, 1900 A'''
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Uncle Dick oslesby makes his reap
pearanee after his third farewell to poll
ties The people appear to be always
ready with an encore for him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Unlike any other, Johnson's Anodyne
Lia,meDt 10 for internal - much - for
external use. ian26d&w
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

0-Ds. orsin Yasssrald = - rs,
Hone, Alison, Mas. vii !5s|
request visit Auenssa Jss ~ - Z
81 Who eslt % lin tses u ebasee ~
Hosss. s! 4. :
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
volcssor 1HE PRESS.

Asss.
[ckiesg, Mail
Secretary Noble says the Indian should
work Certainly; bur, alas thsfe are few
Noble Yedmen.
h Its Cniss Supporter
Wsido Blade
The tramp is the greatest dsmander Of
free silver.
A RsmaIkabis Discovery
Boston Herald.
II has taken Paris paper to fnd ont
that John l.. Sullivan. who lately made his
debut ia the American theatre, is son Of
Sir Arthur Sullivan Of Esslish fame.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The om.ittee on banks and banking viii meet
in middle room on third floor at state House
raS sdays at 5 l.. NJ 4. Il THAYEg,
See'y PRO tenn
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

We suggest 10 ouF estsemed cesee s
aries that they throw LEES jesflansee
and uss more BsssseIs seap.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The mass meeting 1t Kepresesssavss
Hall tonight. called to hear the pe6Sesss's'
Rev. James J. Smallwood Of virsibis ~
upon Tho Rsce Problem 10 Ansfics. ?
awakening much popular interest. IL
Who beard bin speak on Sunday u
city and in Halloweli are snticipsasg
treat and all others may be assuftd sbas -
address will be one we'll worth go :
hear. The hall will doubtlsss b ossveee
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The Ohio Democrats threaten to with.
hold the appropriation of 100000 for the
Worlds Fair la case the Fed.rsl election
bill is passed by the United States Senate.
Ladies' ~ho value refined c mplex ZION
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The gossip monsers are sfxivfng dr.
persieiy to chow that there was fOai
play connected with The recent illnsss
and death Of the young heir 70 the thrsos
Of Belgium. There does NOT appear how
ever the slighfeat foundztionfors ach idle
wnnw4
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Hon. II. M. Heath will lecture bsfer
the students Of Dirigo Business Collsas Il
IL o'clock this morning. His subject !
Laws Of Commercial Paper."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The 6 20 train vas half hour laas ~
tefdAy morning owing to delay q twas.
Vile, 4s s,sdi
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The walters 10 AugustA House viii Asn
their annual ball on Feb. .. probably :
Meonisn Hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The Pastors Union comprising Augusta,
Hallowell and Gardiner met at Hallovsll
Yesterday. After an hours business ~
adjourned until next Monday when tlu
will meet at the Y. M. G. A., rooms Ia u
city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Railroad grade crossings are nuisance,
Yesterday afternoon at the Bridge ssss.
crossing not . few drivers patience van
tried while sitting In their teams waiting fss
freight train to do more or less svitchlsr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

A very attractive showcase isa recsst
acquisition to Dsvine 4 Coushlin's sls,.
It !. more 1t cherry. and will bslussd n
toilet articles wholly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Market Square was filled with team
yesterday afternoon and the owners vas
anxiously awaiting purchasers for .Ask
respective loads.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The late rain settled the snow ant
caused quite rise of water 10 the streams
The school at Msiasream closed las,
week with excellent results. The pro.
posed legislation relating t, abolishing the
district system and adopting the town sys
lem has many features for the improve
ment Of common schools. County board
Of examiners would be another beneficial
measure.-C. + veazie, jsiler a. Nor
ridgewock. was in town over Sunday. He
says there is but one prisoner there and
that one will leave this week Willis
Bailey and wife of Skowhpgan, are here
visiting his fsther, A. T. Bailey.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The warm weather OF the past few aau
has broken up the ice In the river sou,.
what and crossing 10 dispensed with untl
another freeze.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
Soeai YT,llcrs.

The w. C. T. U. will meet With Nm, j.
W. Bangs, Wednesday, q $50.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The fourth and last Of the .erics Of y.
vats assemblies will take place in Unia
Hall this evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Dr. 0frin Fitzgerald, proprietor Of Ned.
cal Home, Allsson. Mace 10 mskiss To,
OF Maine, and will stop At the C,ny IIoss
tomorrow.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The late WIN. B. Morrill, Who died 10
Skossssan Saturday. xss At the time of
HE death not only the Oldest Mssen in the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The whistle on Doushtys new buildlsa
blew for the frst time Yesterday nssai,e |.
Il has quite musical sound.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

The old jail at YORK village 10 one of the
nest ancient buildings row standing in
Maine. Itwas bulk in 1854, and all Of the
ganhrel-rosfed structure siiil remains and
j, in good sssts Of repair. part Of it being
used for ! dwelling house.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Johnson has moved Into his new quastn
on Water street, DouRhty's old stsnd.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

II may lie confidently believed that
therefi be reign OF peace during the win
ter tern, Of the Maine High School whose
new teacher weighs go pounds.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
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SCRIBKRS Do0RwAYs On I'm.
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JeurnAl ana Easzner a0ses, q =. pS~.n
Fasrcsss, And - eAs eolasrs ana eas.ae-
u TN. stass Weuss.
NEW ADvnnSIaaAAxss so,pAY
See new ada ON 4th PAGE.
NSticc- Conmissieasrs Of Flsh and Cara.
neutrality-suspicious. Bros.
HafGntns-C. r. RArtridee.
Furnishtns dep't.-C. II. Mason.
Given away = Cslendars.
Wanted-Rent.
-
Soeat Mallcxs.
The W. C. T. U. will meet With Nm. j.
W. Bangs, Wednesday, 1t $50.
Johason has moved Into his new quass.
on Water street. Doushy's old stsnd.
The s 20 train was half hour IL, ~
tefday morning o~ius to delay It ws,s,.
Vile. S5a
The walters 10 AugustA House viii h,w
their annual ball on Feb. .. probably !
Meonian Hall.
The fourth and last Of the series Of ~
vats assemblies will take place in Uni.
Hall this evening.
The whistle on Doushtys nav buildh.
blew for the 6rst time Yesterday nlsai>e.
Il has quite musioal sound. !
DR. orrin Fitzgerald, proprietor Of Med.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

Dow Brothers of Livermore Falls have
shipped during the last fall and winter,
some over 1900 barrel. Of apples to COM
mission merchant. in Boston. They received
on an average e. co per barrel.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27
NOTICE.

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1891-01-27

A great deal Of curiosity Is felt regard
ing the basis upon which the differences
In the nzfiossi party are to be satisfac-
toriiy adjusted Indications appear to
point to Ne. Dillon as the coming Irish
leader. He is an able man, Of clean
record, aud would doubtless Ill the
exacting requirements Of that position
in a satisfactory manner.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

Syrup"

Here IS something from Mr.. Frank
A. Hale. proprietor of the De Witt
House, Lewiston, and the Tontine
Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men
meet the world as it comes and goes,
and are not slow in sizing people
and things up for what they are
worth. He says that he has lost .
father and several brothers and sis
tiers from Pulmonary Consumption,
and is himself frequently troubled
with colds, and he
Hereditary often coughs enough
to make him sick ct
Consumptionhis stomach. When
ever he has taken q
cold of this kind he uses Boschee's
German Syrup, and it cures him
every time. Here is a man who
knows the full danger of lung trou-
bles, and would therefore be most
particular as to the medicine he used.
What is his opinion? Listen! II
use nothing but Boschee's German
Syrup, and have advised, I presume.
more than a hundred different per.
sons to take it. They agree with
me that it is the best cough syrup
in the market" o
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
CHOICE EXTRACTS.

Years do not make sages; they only
make old men.-Swetchine.
The greatest beam in our neighbours
eye is Of far less consequence to us than
the smallest mote in our own eye.-
United Presbyterian.
"A penny that is the fruit Of sacrifice
makes more noise in Heaven, as it drops
into the Lords box, than thousand
dollars that a nabob throws in without
an effort.-Ram's Horn.
Fill thy spirit from the we'll of the
Bible. Drink deeply and often of the
gracious words if thou wouldst be strong
Depend upon it, it is neglect of the Bible
that causes the anguish and weakness
of SO many Chicago Stand
ard.
circumstances aggravate SINS If a
child does wrong not willingly, you ex-
cuse it; but when we do wrong we know
it. Every time sin is committed
conscience tolls funeral bell. We
may laugh and pretend not to hear it,
but hear it we must.-Talmage, in N.
Observer.
We should never, in the interpreta-
ton of the Bible, so construe figurativc
passages as to make them contraaic.
other passages not figurative. Neither
should we SO construe general state.
ments as to bring them into conflict
with other statements that clearly limit
and qualify them. The INCONSISTENCIES
of these two rules is quite sure to lead
to false interpretations Of the Word Of
God.-N. Y. Independent
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

not know any Of the secrets ut religion.
They have not been taught that God
would no sooner put burdens on them
too hard to bear than they would strap
such burdens ON the backs Of their chill
dren, and then take delight in the
struggles, and pains, and death
that might follow. They are like
sailors who, starting with fair wind
and level sea, are surprised and disap-
pointed when the angry pillows rise,
fringed with ominous white caps, and
their little bark is tossed like straw.
They fondly hope to have fair weather
all the voyage. They made no prepare
tons for any thing else. They have no
compass or chart aboard, and fall a prey
to the freaks and whims Of the giant
winds and waves. That they, surprised
and COMPOUNDED, should give vent to a
rebelious spirit, when all that they
have priced most, their costly vessel and
its rich cargo, are dashed on the sharp
edges of the indignant rocks, and all is
irretrievably lost, is not surprising.
But that sailors who have been care
fully trained in the art of navigation,
who have been supplied with chart and
compass who have been taught the use
of quadrant, sextant and the stars, and
who ought to know that the storms
and wintry waves only test the strength
OF the craft and the seamanship Of the
man who walks the quarterback; that
such men should do any thing except
feel the grandeur and awful solemnity
OF stormy ocean, which they can mas
ter if they will, is something which
rouses not only a feeling Of surprise, but
also one Of pity.
Stand firm, brother. Look the gale in
the face. Keep a good lookout ahead
Never lose heart. Luff when it blows
too hard, and, though every timber
shivers and creaks stick to the laws OF
good seamanship, and you will live out
the gale and come into smooth water
again.
You say to me: SIT is hard to trust
God at all times"
You are right, brother. have found,
in my own experience, that it is some
times very hard. That, however, is not
the question Is it the best way the
truest way? That is the only thing for
us to settle. My own opinion is that life
is hard matter, looked at in any light.
| have never yet found work that
was easy to do. 1t is hard to break up
old habits that are a constant injury to
body and soul. 1t is hard to break
away from temptations. 1t is hard to
be thoroughly honest in our dealings
all the time, and never to take an undue
advantage, especially where there is
money or place in it. Indeed, find il
hard to do any thing and do it well.
What of it? Shall we, then, sit down
by the wayside and give the journey
up? Shall we make it rule to do only
what is easy? Then our lives will be
OF little worth, and when we have fin
, ished we shall have little to approve
and much to regret. Let us push on
getting all the happiness we can by the
way, and if we do this, believing thai
God is above us, we shall find joy where
, we least expect it, and in quantitie!
that will surprise us into constant graf
, itude.-Rev. Geo. II. Hepworth, in N
: Y, Weekly
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

neers' had to Hill out q form stating
when, where and what kind Of animal
had been killed, and turn the report in
to the superintendent Of stock claims.
One day complaint from farmer was
received by Manager Clark, in which
the killing Of valuable COW by the
Santa Fe engine was related. The let
ter was referred to the stock claim de-
partment, but no report from the engi-
neer OF the train in question could be
found. Mr.. Clark sent for the engineer,
an old employee Of the road named John
Norton, and asked him why he had not
reported the collision with the COW.
"'Didn't know hurt the cow said
Norton.
"'You remember hitting the cow?'
'Certainly-and slowed up when
she rolled over on her back, but she
waved her feet to me to 60 ahead, and I
concluded she was all right. '"-Pitts-
burgh Dispatch.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
A CHilO'S CRY.
A Philadelphia Incident That Shows tbs
Influence OF Gods Little Ones.

A Philadelphia Incident That Shows the
Influence of Gods Little Ones.
There is hope for the world while a
child's cry speaks louder in busy city
than trumpet's blast. When Chest
nut street, just below Broad, in Phila-
delphia, was thronged most closely on
a recent afternoon, toddling child
with sobs and tears, cried out for
Mamma" as if she were all alone in
the world. At once the crowd was
stayed. Fashionable shoppers, and
business men, and careless loungers,
and hurrying laborers, all stopped
with interest in their faces, t
know the meaning of that cry. Anc
when it was seen that it was really 6
lost child, every person in that city
throng was moved by common pur
pose Of giving help to that child, or
showing sympathy with it. All bust,
ness was suspended for the time being,
and men and women passed the word
along that the lost child was here, anC
asked anxiously where the mother
could be. And when, after awhile, the
mother was found, and the child
was restored to her, deep sigh
Of relief went up from many a
troubled heart, and smiles came again
on fearful faces, as the whirl OF bust.
ness was resumed and the incident OF
the moment became thing of the past.
1t is such incidents as this that shows
that every heart is human, and that
those who work and watch for souls
need not toll without hope of sympathy
from others, but may be sure that, in
Gods world. Gods little ones have still
place in the interest and the love OF
ais. s. Times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
RELIGIOUS MATTERS.
TWO LABORERS.

Two men toiled side by side from sun to sun,
And both were poor;
Both sat with children, when the day was
done,
About their door.
One saw the beautiful In crimson cloud
And shining moon;
The other, with his head In sadness bowed,
Made night OF noon,
One loved each tree and flower and singing
bird
On mount or plain;
No music in the soul of one was stirred
BY leaf or rain.
One saw the good in every fellow man,
And hoped the best;
The other marveled at his Masters plan,
And doubt confessed.
One, having Heaven above and Heaven BE-.
low,
Was satisfied;
The other, discontinued, lived In woe.
And hopeless died.
Sarah X. Bolton, in 8. Times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
Deafness Can't Re Cured

by local applications, as they can not reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There ia
only one way to cure Deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies Deafness il
caused by an infamed condition Of the mu.
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube When
this tube gets inflamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed Deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever;
which is nothing but an infamed condition
of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness caused by Catarrhl that
we can not cure by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY a. Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
On Prospect Heights.

Smith, wish you would call at my
house this evening, Goggins. have a
great scheme-s new one-a clean fort
une in it-want to interest you.
Goggins-Another schemel You are
positively worse than Colonel Sellers.
By the way, where do you live now?
Smith-On Prospect Heights, num-
Der
Goggins (interrupting)-Seems to mo
you have been living on prospect
heights ever since have known you.--
Munsey's Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
Natural Mistake.

It was Uncle Zeb's first visit to the
theater.
They're dressed about as I expected
to see 'em, John" he whispered to his
nephew. "but I've seen better actin at
o school exhibition. Look at 'em.
They're all cacklin' at wunst, an you
can't understand more'n about half
what they're a-sayin'."
1.-THE play hasn't begun yet, uncle,
replied John. You are looking at a
theater party in one Of the boxes."-
Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

Is of two kinds acute and chronic The former 10
accompanied by high fever. and In the swollen
joints there is intense pain. which often suddenly
changes from one part of the body to another.
Chronic rheumatism is without fever and not so
severe, but more continuous. and liable to come
on at every storm or after slight exposure.
Rheumatism is known to be q disease Of the
blood and Hoods Sarsaparilla has had great sue
cess in curing it, This medicine possesses quail.
ties which neutralize acidity. and purify, enrich
and vitalize the blood.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
Up In the World.

Cleverton Visiting Dashaway's new
room)-Look here (puh). how many
more fights have we (puf9 to climbP
This Il (puff, puff getting to be seri-
GUS. At this rate heaven (puff, pun,
puff can't be far Of.
Dashaway-Heavenl We passed that
ten minutes ago.-Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
M usic BY the Cord.

Lumber Dealer-You're . pianist,
amt you?
Herr Clavier-l am.
Lumber Dealer-l would like to have
you come up to my place and give rs
some tunes tomorrow evening. We're
going to have musical shindy.
Herr Clavier-Yes; viii gif you der
finest chords Of harmony.
Lumber Dealer-And how much q
cord, eh?-America.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

N THE early days
of the Atchison, To
peka l. Santa Fe
railroad" said q
railroad man. stock
was SO frequently
killed on the road
that Manager Clark
found it necessary
to require the loco
motive engineers to
make q note OF
W h ate ver the y
killed. The engi-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

"A Patron OF Literature FSed-Do
you think your book Of poems will sell?
Augustus-The first edition will be ex-
hausted on the first day. Fred-My!
but that's good. Augustus-Yes; my
uncle, who is patron of literature, in
tends to take the whole edition. Fred
All, / see-he intends to destroy it.
Yankee Blade.