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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

AN ANNOYING ACCIDENT
Sanso: want to buy one of those
unbreakable lamp chisneys You
have advertised.
Clerk: I'm very sorry, sir, but we
accidently got our whole stock smash
ed this afternoon. Comic Cuts.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
THE BEST ON THE A1ERi-
CAN CONTlNENT

When the Argonaut says anyt ing
il means Just what it says. IL neyer
Intentionally exaggerates or over
states anything. 1t is thoroughly
conservative and truthful. The pa-
per which exaggerates, lies, anl The
liar Is a fool. When we say Eastern
Carolina is the best agricultural coan-
try, all things considered, on the
American continent, we state witt
we believe To be strictly true and
CAPABLE of demonstrations
Mount Arg0aaut.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

Breathes there man with soul so
dead, who never TO himself hath
said, 1 will my local paper take. both
for my own and fanily's sake? If
such there be, let him repent, and
have the paper 10 him sent, and If
he'd pass happy winter, he in adj
vance should pay the printer.-Ex
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

links: Yos are sending your hoy
to Prof. Teachim's classical school,
are you not?
Winss: Not now. / took him
out. .e was growing up perfect
ignoramus.
ssHe was ?"
.Yes. Why, after three years at
that school ne didn't know any more
about the United States than an edl-
tor of a London paper."-New York
Weekly.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
TAX AND TAX.
THE INCOMETAX, THE OUT
GO TAX, THE DIRECT
LAND TAN.
Treasurer Bain's Ruling Con-
firms the Position we Took
Last Week.
He SHUTS THE MOUTHS OF THE
LITTLE FELLOWS.
Yes. Big Appropriations Made.
Yes. Big Appropriations Made.

Some persons are disposed to com
plain that the Legislature made
many and large appropriations.
They say that the last General AS
sembly appropriated more money
and for more different purposes than
any Legislature that ever assembled.
For once their complaint is based
on facts, we thank them for adver-
Using the fact. We don't suppose
these persons mean to be compll-
mentary, but they certainly could
say nothing more complimentary.
Why? Because the Legislature did
all this without increasing taxation
single cent. 1t is one of the great
duties Of the Legislature to apprO-
pirate wisely the funds that have
been turned into the State Treasury.
They must do this, for not dime
can be taken from the vaults of the
Treasury except by the order Of the
people through their representa-
tives. Should the Legislature have
appropriated only part OF the funds
and left the remainder idle and
worthless in the Treasury for the
next two years? The great trouble
with our State is that she has not
enough funds, when all i, appropri
ated, for many much needed ant
wise improvements. das not ever!
Legislature appropriated all the
money in the Treasury? If no
then il did not do its duty, for thi
was one Of the things it was elected
to do. But the critics say that thi
body appropriated more money thai
any other. Then it has pelfOrmet
a miracle and won the lasting graft
tude of the State, for it has done
without raising taxation. Then tn
only question left is, were the az
preparations wisely made? Ths
the results will demonstrate this "
are thoroughly satisfied. Nine
tenths of the best men who clOsel
watch legislation say that more wi
dom and progre5siveness was show
I in this respect than by any othe
Legislation for Il quarter of n Gel
tuary.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
A Rara Avis,

My Easter egg. with polka lots,
know the girl who made you:
but +. +. Barnum would gi,e lots
To own the hen that laid gu.
New York Sun
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
.JEWETRY And CLOCKS

have Just received large lot o.
Elegant Jewelry. This l will guarah-
tee to the purchaser to be just as rep,
resented. sell no cheap, fire guilt
goods but carry a STANDARD LINE OF
GOLD FRONT GOODS. The attention OF
the ladies is called to the latest styles,
of BREAST PlNS-they arc things OF
beauty"
The old reliable and standard SETH
THOMAS CLOCKS always in stock.
in various styles and sizes.
Rsy- Repairing of Watches and Clocks
anI mending Jcwelry is srec'a'y.
AlIwork I dc, is guaranteed to give en-
vie satisfaction.
Respectfully.
.ons-tf G.. T.. RAWlS.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
Mammoth BpOlZH Turkeys !

Raise Turkeys weighing from 30
to 40 pounds, and worth twice as
much as common stock, by buying
full blood breeds. Address,
S. H. COLWELL,
Wallace P. o.,
noV6-tf Duplln Co., N. y.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
il ~ BARBER SH 0p.

When on wish an easy shave,
AS % ~ barber ever gave,
JusI call OF. us at our saloon
1t u.Jrning, eve or noon;
We cut and dress the hair with grace,
To suit the. contour of the face.
Our room is neat and towels clean,
Scissors sharp andrazor keen,
And everything we think you'll tinI;
To suit the face and please the mind,
And allOur art and skill can do,
II YOU just call, WE'LL do for you:
Shop on DeVane Street, opposite
Court House, over the old Alliance
Headquarters.
PAUL SHERARD,
The Clinton Barber
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

Last week, in a leading editorial,
we took the position that all this
fuss about the income tax was only |
bug bear. We quoted from the
law as laid down in the Revenue
and Machinery Acts to proveit. On
last Saturday State Treasurer Donald
w. Balm made ruling, as it is his
duty to do, on the construction OF
the law with reference to the tax,
which exactly confirms the position
we took last week. The following
is his decision and will be the in
structions sent out by him to tax
listers:
"The provisions in the former
Revenue acts taxing incomes deriv-
; ed from srlaries and fees, and al
!, lowing the taxpayer to deduct one
= thousand dollars as necessary expen-
!, ses for conducting his business or
for supporting his family, have been
amended by striking out the clause
allowing the deduction of one thou
u sand dollars.
"The Machinery Act,' section II,
:. subdivision 8, requires the tax-pay-
er to list 'net income.' 1t is aeces-
sary, therefore, to define the Ian
guage esNETINCOME.' The Treasurer
u has given the subject careful consid-
70 Grafton and has conferred with as
9, sociate officers of the State Govern
= ment. Without repeating here the
reasoning OF the opinion he states
as follows: THE word net is allow.
' ed its ordinary meaning Of FREE
- FROM EXPENSES or ITO PRODUCE
AS CLEAR PRt FIT, viz: THAT WHICE
REMAINS AFTER THE DEDUCTIN OF
ALL CHARGES OR OUTLAY especi
ally following the general course O
b. legislation, and legislative defini
is tion, acted upon for more than TWEEN
ne ty years in previous revenue stat
utes. The true Interpretation o
in the act is to allow the taxpayer t
n deduct from his gross income tn
ce actual necessary expenses Of his bu
siness, or of supporting his family
VS. This construction, which has no
:. been reached without some difficulty
- care on the part of the taxpayer ]
. listing the true amount of his NE
Isuss income. He can deduct only tn
~. ri. actual expenses of his business or
the supporting his family, and such eA
,eir penses should be allowed him b
cir. i. the list taker,"
ll.tS: So the great bug-bear disappear
n The Legislature did not play tt
~ fool and the people will not be ruiz
m ed. This is so, and that it is so wi
= hurt some people.
=. We have been asked SO man
questions about the "Direct Tax"
be refunded by Congress to the
r. dividuals through the various Sta
= Governments, that we have decid'
to give in full copy of the b
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

r>UuNu NuENNESS-LIQUOR HABIT--i4
ali the World there Is but one cure,
DIR. Haines' Golden specinc.
7. ran he given in a cup of tea or coffee without
thc knowledRe of the person taking II, eneetnge
sneedy and perm anent cure, whethor the Ratlentss
moderate drinker or alcoholic wreck. Ihossanus
OF drunkaras have boen cured who have taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowi-
edge, and today believe they quit drinking oI ther
free will No harmful effect results from ls
-dministration. Cures guaranteed. Seno toL cir
GOLDEN SPEcIFlo Co, 1855 Race Street, ClnclnnoN,O
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
EASTER ECHOES.

Ow Lent Il past, We
gladly pay
Our tribute unto
Easter day.
The smiling mother,
on whose brow
The added years
rest lightly now.
Where Time. 'hst
| honry monster
grand,
Reluctantly has lAid
his hand,
Now views with lust
and noble pride
Her bearthstone at
this Easter tide.
Likewise the fafEi-
ly's head now
f.atz
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

As list ming To the Easter peals
lie thinks Of Casters gone before
Az X lac were n boy once more,
And In the sunlight OF the day
Forgets his hair is streakcd with sray.
The maiden aunt thinks with a sigh
OF bonnets In the days gone by.
And, with q touch of old time zest,
Today puts on her very best.
The bachelor twhose outward crust
rs, after all, but human dust,
And brushed away by voman's eyes
To-Day the tooth OF Time defiea.
And logged out in the best of style
He grects his kindred with q smile.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
A FirSt-(C1aSS
BARBER SHOP.

II you wish a first. class Shave,
Hair Cut, Shampoon or Mustache
Dye, call at my place Of business on
Wall Street, three doers from the
corner of NJ. Hanstein's, there you
will find me at all hours.
RAZORS SHARP, SHEARS KEEN!
Ifyou want a good job don't fail to
call on me. j. IL. SlMMONo,
anr1O-tf Barber.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
NEW THIRD CONGRESSION.
AL DISTRICT.
The Population by Races.

According to the census the popu-
lation of the Third Congressional
District hy races is as follows:
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
REMOVAL!

y. IT. GREG DRY
Has removed his Tailoring Estab-
lishment from his old stand to his
office on Sampson Street, neat to the
M. f. Church.
The great and original leader i'll
low prices for mems clothes. Econ
Omy in cloth and money will force
you to give him acall.
~Latest Fashion plates always
on hand. June 7th. lyr.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02
THE PRESENT ASPECT
The Eoets oft have mentioned
That great unequalled snap
The lingering OF winler
In springs delightful lap.

But the way things now are going,
1t rather seems TO me,
That winters got the gentle spring
Across his chilly knee.
Boston Courier.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

We have been asked SO many
questions about the "Direct Tax" to
be refunded by Congress to the in
dividuals through the various State
Governments, that we have decided
to give in full a copy of the bill
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-04-02

81, 1893 6S, ,29s 81 100, 2ss
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
A cREDrrABLE MENTION.

TheS Hotel and Travelling Guide, Of
Philadelphia, makes the following
kind notice of gentleman who has
many acquaintance in Martinsburg
and whose home was formerly here's
J. A.. Cunningham, room clerk at
the Monongahela House, Pittsburg,
Pa, is particularly well informed upon
matters relative to the city, and
answers innumerable questions such
as the arrival and departure of trains,
etc., with a readiness and accuracy
that indicates memory little short Of
phenomenal. He has, moreover, that
rare attribute, retention Of temper
under circumstances that ordinarily
provoke.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02

Additional train will leave Harrisburg daily
except Sunday at 7.30 y. M. arriving at Carlisle
at s.i5 m, stopping at all intermediate sta
lions, and on Saturdays trains will leave Har
risburg ut $50 p. M. arrive Mechanicsburg bA4
y. m. Leave Harrisburg 1920 p. m, arrive Car
Isle Hop, M. stopping at Intermediate sta
tiOns.
Memphis Express and New Orleans Express
run daily between Harrisburg and Hagerstown
and Morning Mail daily between Harrisburg and
Chambersburg.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars between Hag-
Night Express east and on Memphis Express and
New Orleans Express west.
Pullman Sleeping Cars on Night Express and
New Orleans Express between Philadelphia and
New Orleans.
Through Coaches 70 and from Philadelphia on
Fast Mail and Day Express east and Accpmmo-
dalton and n. D. Express west
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
THE PREDICTIONS.

For Wet Virginia. Maryland. District 81 col
umbia. Delaware, Pennsylvania and Ohio, fair.
warmer.
il extreme Northern Minnesota where light
SHOWS ire reported. The temperature has
risen from 50 to 100 and to the east Of the Mis-
slssippi the rise in temperature during the past
"A hours has ranged from 100 TO $50 higher. The
rise In temperature will continue generally over
the region east Of the Mississippi during We'd
nesday and Thursday, attended by fair weather
in the southern and middle States till Thursday
morning.
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BALTIMORE a ONO TIME TABLE.
Id -
In Eject sunday, Nov. nth, 1891.


No. 5. yestibulcd Limited DAILY leaves
New. York 1913 q: M, phila, s:i5 BALTIC I0:e0s
ohcaso @ & = Il 3
II No os5.s' yesa Rn Express. Dailyr leave,
Was ss arrives Il Martinsbnrs ns'1o .e
and Chicago g3O p M. Connects nt Hancock for
Bfsoesy sspsSs tmssya on Say save.
M. wash $40 arrses At iartinsbnrs SO ID, ).
e Coz for B * Su sp s ? sa
sg Eo ). vsstibpled Express ..Daily,', leaves
wash. Ii:lO; arrives 1t Martinsburg 900 d M,
Cincinnati 9;l5p M; and 81; Louis 7:i3 q. m.
No 2. Pittsburr Express Daily I leaves New
Wash. s:45 arrives at Martinaburg 1905 D M,
and Pittsbmrg $40 q.
dation DAILY leaves Baltimore 400 a. M, via
old line. arrives at Martnsburg 6:25 q. M; Cum.
bertrand ii:ib 2. ~; stops az Az stations and
connects a. Hancock for berkeley Springs, ex-
10. is baltimore and Piedmont Accommo-
oae Via me an sasss ss q
Martinsburg ia D. M. and Piedmont at BIB 81 M
Stops 1t all stations and connects Ut Hancock
for Berkeley Springs and A. Green spring Run
az s' EAST BOUND,
No g. vestibuled Limited DAILY leaves
Chicago 2.55 p. m, arrives - Martinsbnrg 22Q
and New York 10a0 D. m. Connects with Pitts.
burg train at Cumberland.
Ms. Festibuled Express Daily, = leaves Chi
cago 1910 q. m, arrives at Martlnsburg at g:a6
a. M, Wash. 11:l0 m; BALTIC. 1:00p. m. Phila.
BIS and New York geo p. u.
no. 10. Express Daily" leaves Pittsburg at
D:20 p. m, arrives at Martinsbirg 300 a. M,
Wash 10: BALTIC. ss45; Phila. lt:I0 q. M, and
No. 8 v est lea Limited ..Daily.v leaves
#. Louis s'oo a. NJ, CINCINNATI 70 n M; ar
m: Balto 3:i5 Pilila. G.i5 aud New York ste
b. M STOPS &C Shenandoah junction, connects
a. Harper's Ferry for Lexington, Va, and inter-
Hagerst0wn, and at Washington junction for
Frederick, except Sunday.
No. 4 NeStibuled Express Daily,- leaves
st. Louis 500 .: M; Cincinnati s.i5 a M. ar
riyes e MaTtinsbnrg I:sl q fn. Wash. $50
BALTIC. 455s Phlla. 7s55 and New York 1865 a. m.
No. is. Cumberland and Baltimore Accom-
mediation, Daily leaves. Cumberland 2.50, and
arrives at Martinsburg $40 p M; Washington
$40; Baltimore 1000 p M; Philadelphia 4D8 Z:
m; and New York no a. m Stops at all
stations west Of Washington junction, connects
at Harper's Ferry for Winchester, at Weayerton
No. a. Piedmont q Baltimore accommOda-
ton, daily, except Sunday, leaves Piedmont at
arrives at Baltimore, via. old line at 400 p. m
stops at all stations and connects 1T Weverton
for Hagerstown and at Frederick junction Tor
No. 20. Martinsburg and BFunswick accom-.
mediation, Daily, leaves Martinsburg at $40
a. m; arrives at Brunswick at 1:iO q. m; and
connects at Harper,s Ferry for Lexington and
Baltimore, and at Weyerton for HagerstoWn.
G. o. sCULA CIV. sANTMAN,
Gen. Pessf A'g'tA Ticket Agent.
1T. o'DELL, General Manager &. q.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mr.. ]. H. v. Sloan is visiting friends
in Washington, D. C.
George W Schill, Jr., is confined to
his home on North Queen Street with
a serious attack of fever.
Miss Nellie Hendricks, one Of Har-
per's Ferry's well-known young ladies,
has returned home, after a pleasant
visit to friends in this city.
The Globe tells us that Miss Emma
Bender and Blanche Whitson, of Mar
tinsburg, are visiting Mrs. j. R.
Stouffer, East Antietam street, Hag-
erstown.
Mr.. II. H. Emmert, who formerly
acted as City Attorney Of Martinsburg,
and is now practicing his profession at
Hagerstown, made brief visit to the
city yesterday.
Mr.. p. 2. III. Harrison has just re-
turned home from Baltimore. where he
has been for some time past, adjusting
settlement as contractor for the Roa-
noke and Southern Railroad
Mr.. J. F. Thompson, ONE Of our most
successful merchants and business men,
is IN Baltimore on business. He al
ways has the interests Of Martinsburg
at heart and you can never tell what
he is after.
Mrs. R. ". Gibson taee Dora Ger
hardt, with her two bright and pretty
Texas daughters, has come to her old
home, from Palestine, Texas, on an
extended visit. She is now visiting
friends in Pennsylvania.
Rev. DR.. VIM. Gerhardt and wife,
with their grandchildren, Meta c. and
Reginald B. Gerhardt, have been on a
visit to their daughter, Mrs. Laura
Michigan, at York, Pa, and to their
son, Harry, at Harrisburg, Pa. At
the latter place they left their charges
with their newly married father.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02

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.,a.,..s 49,, IL. s,I,;,.s -. -.
c...z !,
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=" ~ .As osiueh
y.
,s'"e ~ = 'arVu
80. seSs's- = SoAs'1s' NY Amen
M ~ 80 a"',ons -
Inn,apons ""s Oeen s'ar'eu " the
The would-be assassin Of Rev. Dr..
voAn 49, sonu nosa' ~ peen s.
leassu q s''VOO oall'
1rano Army veterans ere agltatIng
re purchase q IDS Mount Mac6reger
mouse, Wnere urant died
carter ilarflsons lineage Times y
booming General Nelson Al Miles for
the republican PRESIDENTIAL nomination
The Directors of the Standard Gas
light Company, New York, adjourned
Yesterday without reaching any con-
ciusion IN the Andrews affair
Boiled to death in I've was the fate
Of the 3-year-old son of William Car
penter, near Indianapolis, Ind. The
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02

Eyes, darling" she said softly. II want
so much for you t6 see me in my new seal
skin cloak
That will be great pleasure" he NUT
tered Tell me, dear, was it made to or
deri"
.Of course" she replied. why do you
aAks"
Because" he answered (shyly toying
with one Of her twenty-five cent curls). II
thought, perhaps, there might be enough
left over to make me cap."-Cloak Re
view.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
DIED.

Mr.. s. Harry Cook, a well-known
engineer, who has been in the employ
of the B. & o. for 20 years and much
Of the time on this division, died on
Monday.
The child Of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Eutzy, died Of membraneous Group at
their residence on East Burke Street,
Friday afternoon, and was buried in
Green Hill Cemetery Sunday at 3 p. m.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
NOT THE RAILROADS FAULT.
Passengers Must Not Put Their Arms
Ont Car Windows.
fSnacia1 e, Trrr Wnnr n

A8oBmk0EN IAuHG MOI Nv AnGlE ARMS
Ont Car Windows.
Especial to THE woRLDl
CHARLESTON. w. Va, December 2.
I'm the Supreme Court to-day, in the
case of Carrie VS.. the West Virginia
and Pittsburg Railroad Company, a
very important decision was handed
down. The case comes from Tucker
county, where the plaintiff were given
$4,000 damage for broken arm, sus-
tanned while hanging out ola car win
dow. In effect the Supreme Court
holds that the plaintiff had no business
to have his arm out Of the window,
and reverses the decision Of the lower
court, thus relieving the railroad CONF
pany of any liability.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
sor IN LOVE WITH BRUNSWICK.

NOT IN LOVE WITH BKUNSWICK.
The Hagerstown Globe says that
about 30 men of the vicinity of
Brownsville, Washington county, work
in Brunswick, going back and forth on
the train.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
rREIcHr FOR THE sEABoARD.

The B. & 0. made big record on
Sunday. They moved 38 heavily
loaded trains eastward and at the
same time kept control of west bound
freight.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.

Additional Train will leave Carlisle daily ex-
cept Sunday At $50 q. m. stopping ut all inter
mediate stations, arriving az Harrisburg at $40
9. M, and on Saturdays only trains will leave
6.25 D. mr. leave Carlisle $40 p M, arrive Har.
risburg 1918 p m. shipping az intermediate sta
lions.
The Fast Mall and Night Expkess East viii
run daily between Harrisburg arid Hagerstown
and Evening Mail and Morning Mail daily be-
tween Harrisburg and ChambefsbuFg.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
wanted : Head Pat ON Him.

An old man with head as destitute Of
hair as watermelon, entered Manhattan
avenue drug store and told the clerk he
wanted bottle of hair reetorer.
"What kind Of hair restorer do you pre-
feri"
II reckon I'll have to take bottle Of red
hair restorer. That was the color it used
to be when was boy. Texas Siftings.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
JOHN CONTINUES TO LIVE.

Chickens are already scarce and high
and they are likely to be scarcer and
higher. Mr.. John Mathews carried
one home to his family the other even
ing.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
That was All.

Smith Il say, Smythel
Smythe (who is running at the top Of his
speed, stops) Well, what is it, Hurry up
(puff, puff, please l have only two min
utes to
SMITH merely wanted to say that
you'd lose your train if you didn't hurry
up Yankee Blade.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
Only one Thing 70. Do.

There seems to be no course open to
Washington Cinnamon except to drop fan
tank and learn to play poker Washing
ton STAR
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02

what ever made you make Brackins
present of pocket comb? He's as bald
as billiard ball"
THAT'S just it; j want to make him
think l never noticed it. Washington
Star
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
very Little Does 1t.

Harry Stunning girl just passed, eh, old
boy? Did you see her look back at meS
Fred-Yes, they say it don't take much
to turn. a woman's head. Fun.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
Remember This.

Every man who does not labor and lay
up q fortune may cause absolute suffering
TO his daughters future husband. Elmira
Gazatte
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
The Dinerence Defined.

The difference between an editor and his
wife is that his wife sets things TO rights
while he writes things to Set. Yonkers
Statesman y
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
An Approprinte head.

ssThe light that failed' Is the title of the
only match a man had that went out Be-
fore he could light the gas Lowell Cou-
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
~. /.
whits Flag.

TEMPERATURES At o'clock A. n. $50.
Maximum $50
Minimum no
WIND Force-Calm.
Direction from South East.
STATE orsKr Cloudy-sc
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
SOUTHERN PENN'A r. r, TRAINS.
MONT ALTO RAILROAD.

Connections for all stations on Cumberland
Valley Railroad and Pennsylvania Railroad sys-
EN- J.. +. BOYD.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02
THE WORLD.


Dissertations taken At
Nartinsburx every morning
No. : az O'Clock By GEongE W.
whiis Flag. vnxxErhr, the Representa-
tive Of the United States
weather Bureau. THE
WOMB win use the same
flags as displayed at the
- Court House and the people
Clear or fair can come very-near know
weather ing what weather 70 expect
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1891-12-02

Blue Mountain Express leaves baltimore II 40
p. me stopping ut Westminster, New Windsor
Union Bridge, Frederick junction. Blue Ridge.
Buena Vista, blue Mountain, arriving az ia.
gerstown es1b D. nj. Returning leave iIarorS-
town 0:4b q. M, stopping at above named sta
tions also Mechnniestown.