Telegram-herald., 1891-11-23
= MAN cS IDEAS.
And Each One WA Worth = Smau For
tune In Itself.

And Each One Wns Worth = Smso For
tune In Itself.
He had raveled out at the edges. He
had ripped st the seams. lie had sarunk
In the suds ard faded in the boiling, but
he had lots of talk left. Said ne to the
other man on tho bench with him:
"This is simply temporary en-
barrassment-someth which shall
speedily recover from, and pay all
creditors in full. While I'm tempora-
rily unable to meet the demands Of my
creditors, rm chuck full of ideas worth
thousands. All want is for some eApi-
talist to come forward aud back me-"
"What you got" bluntly queried the
other, who had also suspended payment.
''Shl It's on the dead quiet, you
know! Suppose, for instance, that
barber car was run on all elevated traias!
A broker with two days growth gets
on at Rector street. BY the time he has
reached Thirty-third he's clean shaved,
hair combed and his shoes blacked. No
waiting-no dust-no flies. Enjoys the
scenery while the barber fathers and
scrapes. I'm going to offer Jay Gould
the idea for $40 900 in cash."
"Purty good" said the other.
'That's only one OF my ideas. What
would you say to dining room car on
the bridge trains-quick lunch--qrail On
toast, oysters on the half shell. bread
and butter and coffee, a. you are whi-led
over one of the grandest structures In
the world? Make the price twenty-five
cents-colorcd wsiters-no paper nap
kins-real old Java coffee. eh? Why,
man, there's a cool geo, 900 waiting right
there to be picked up. All want is the
encouragement Of some live capitalist
II think she'd work." observed the
other after due reflection.
"And what's the matter OF having .
cyclorama car on the elevatedT contin-
ned the other. "A car can be fitted up
with the Battle of Gettysburg, An
tietam, Atlanta or Missionary Ridge
just as well as not. and the price OF adj
mission shouldn't be over dime. Pas
senger gets on in Harlem, sees historical
painting as he is whirled along and gets
of down town, pleased and refreshed.
No going three or four miles from home
and climbing dark etairways. Every
stranger sure to take to it and the Car ID
full all day long. want t25. 900 for the
idea alone, but If backed by some capi.
talist I'll make . hundred Thousand out
OF it in a year.
you've got some purty good think
In your head" said the other man in al
encouraging way.
Thinks, my boyl I'm all thinks.
can think out . think quicker thar
lightning. I'm the Napoleon Of think
ers- Sh! Keep quiet! Trump card il
now coming. Inclose the framework o.
all the elevated roads and divide of in:s
stalls for rent 10 butchers, bakers. con
fectioners. laundrymen. shoenakers, ci
gar dealers. etc, cheap rents-con
venient TO the public--permits 1906
small capitalists to 60 into business foi
themselves. Wouldn't close with al
offer for les than 10000 for the idea
Have already taken steps to see what
caa lease all lines for BY the year. VIA
do you think
sits bewtiful.'
"Cert. Got any SUGAR.
"Ten cent?"
That's plent. Well 20 n have cu
beer. Temporarily embarrassed, su
creditors can wait Got the ideas. an
DOW al we want is capital snd pubii
confidence. Shi Not . hspi Let yo'
IN on the ground floor Come on M
Quad in New York Evening" World