Telegram-herald., 1891-03-15

Ctugt f11r 10 ft4fAil lEDll OflN-lt( SUI
against the company in ease OF accident
OF course l would not b. SO pesky low
down - % sue n corporation which
would give me a free ride. That would
bc rs mean a. that Polish gentlemen
whose wife gave birth u little Pole -
sort IF hop pole, "a it were-on the
2ist OF February. The little Pole was
born on the ferryboat Middletown, on
the Staten Island ferry, just off the
Statue OF Liberty. and Suggested that
they call INN Libe-Vy Pole. Bat that
has nothing To do with the case. The
birth of the lirt!s fellow on board a
ferryboat. followed by a reception pre-
sided over by Dr.. Robinson, VINO han
pened to b. present. created general
good feeling among the passengers, after
which quite purse Of money was
raised for the mother and child Staten
Islanders are not only generally well to
DO, bot generous, and 40 il was snug
little sum which was turned over To the
poor woman, who, h<-ng somewhat IA
tignsd, Turned II over to her husband.
lie took the money and went To EG
rope with il on the following day. Some
raen never recover from the nervous
shock of becoming q father; others ars
greatly improved by scnding them 20
Europe. This poor ma, seemed To rea
ize that nothing but complete change
ard rest would bring back the roses to
his wan cheek.
He il over there yet. Some men.
was going To say, are moro hooorcd in
the breach than in the observance. but
That is incorrect. This man ought TO be
stripped and tied 20 the north pole
Then be ought TO be covered with OBJ
loqGy and annoyed to death by never
ending procession OF people squeezing by
him 10 - and get . jag. while through
eternity be is cursed by the evasivs odor
of their cloven bresths as they file by on
th~ir return. while himself perlshing for
q drink
Bat l am wandering. l am very
grateful for the pass. and IL | do not
avail myself u il know of a man who
used 70 ask ms 10 loan him nv railroad
pass. viii iet him 20. perhaps. in my
place over the road she first time. and
then when Il Is better ballas;ed | VIII 20
myself
have several other passes over com
peting lines-air lines. rs II were-issued
years sgo and decorated on the back
with low cut conditions. The Bcsnier
fyinx machine. for instance. invented
by a Gentleman OF the above name re-
siding IN Sable. France. issued passes
some years ago. and have carried mine
row until il has careworn look which
casts q xioosn over acrostatioa and such
Things rs that.
The arst thing 20 Be accomplished in
sucres.fal aarostation ~ % overcome the
force Of gravity and the resistance II
capitalists The next Is 20 overcome the
force IF gravity or provide easy and con
venient places upon which - slight.
The thir,l requirement j. .--4t th- ,~ro-
naut shall BE able 70 guide his rolling
stock in Snch wsv - % AVOID running
isto br ghter AMI more beautiful
world.
NJ Bs~zrier, who was l0cksmith Of
Salle spronounced Sshisyl. invented n
tiy.nx machine which consisted II four
rectangular wings Arranged in pairs a.
opposite ends 81 two rods passing ever
tlse shoulders. the rear extrsmities - the
rsls beng connected by cords q the
ankles 81 the remains the wearsr. /
mean-in order 90 enable his legs % paw
sheir way BY operating . rear set Of
wings.
Resniev was not able % rise from the
ground and star away hse a lark, but
could climb % the TOP It houSe. and
ssfsr putting ca bis wiars conla doat
a IN -ssch a way ss nos 70 burt himself
;, severely as yuu might THINK that he
worli ". B-sni-r en-e flew scross a
river whsre friends with hot SPECTRUM
and nice dry. wsrm clothes were wait
iesr fer hEra. Bat ne never could get
ew~r SIS %yrrc~ ard disappointment tfst
Ne spnld ace rise from the ssabbis when
flashed or iog or shcoesi by ore Of as
family. he died st the close e the
seventeenth esrtnrv, AMI - hss tomb
are r.rv~a. ~ 7r-nch. Ne An>>s
Csz~-e sSrfxe. -~->.
And ~ rtta ,e.
tie s-,k- ia iex whsle trying y, Az
v@A hsr--s x;rf w~4xhirg - rors-sds
II sfssr r~sr< A~ wcr~ cnrs i~T. ard
wa~a RS wife ws~sed mn m snaf he
wIrez ss,a s-suse 81 ~ rev~h she ~--.s.s
t,..x an 40 r<rk I-.w "a ~ hur~Sn arswpr