The Coconino weekly sun., 1891-12-10

III YOU tell nm u great 'ru'h ne uoes
not know it,
The light that failed is the title of
the only match man had that went
out before he could light the gas
Lowell Coulter
Every man who does not labor and
lay up fortune may cause absolute
suffering to his daughters future hus-
band. Elmira Gazette.
Corporal Cat the inspection) THAT
fellow looks Us plump and fat as if all
the cooks in the town had fallen in
! love with him. Grcnzpost.
The difference between an editor
and his wife is that his wife sets things
to fights while he writes things to set.
-Yonkers Statesman.
George said last night that
there wasn't girl in town with a
complexion like mine Maud--''Thc
mean thing. Brooklyn Life.
An electric oyster stew is being
advertised They give you a shocking
stew 1T many places which make no
boast of electricity. Boston Post,
Dullpatc proudly-''Eycry one
laughed when told that funny story
at the table" Miss Brighteye--"Yes,
it was real mean of them to laugh at
you, Good News.
What's the difference between a
prohibitionists and an old toper?n
"Why, the latter is full of drains and
the former of oeruples. Kate Fields
Washing.
When the short young man wants to
kiss the tall woman she may not have
to Stoop to conquer; but if she likes
him she is apt To stoop TO concur
Someryille journal.
The blacklist man in Glynn Co., Ga,
| is named White, the whitest man is
named Brown, the tallest man is nam
ed Lowe and the largest man Small
--Rehoboth Herald.
Reginald" she said, II would like
to ask you one very serious question. "
What is it my dear?" lac replied.
Would you object to marry mamma
if | refused you?'-Pnck.
First Citizen--'The editor was "half
shot last night" Second Citizen
"Well, the wasn't any use wasting a
whole load on him. Powder and shot
come high. Atlanta Constitution.
"BinN" conscience is pretty un-
steady affair" said one young man
abount town to another. Yes, was
the reply: ut seems to have load
on it most of the time. Washington
Star.
ESQ you gave your sister Il beautiful
birthday present, did you, Tommy"
"Yes'm; ! always give Susie Il present
on her birthday, cause mine comes q
week after hers. Yankee Blade
4 Transitory Sacrifice. -Pennoyer-
"AIclritt gave up drinking, smoking
and gambling for that girl of his. y
Prettiwit-"Only for time, though.
He's going TO marry her uext month :"
-Epoch,
81 expect to figure Il good deal in
Washington this year." remarked the
man with the large forehead. "ln-
deed?n said the other. "Yes, | am a
professor of mathematics. Kate
Fields Washington.
He--.l say, what would you do IT a
fellow said he would take kiss with
out your PERMISSION" She--'I should
refuse it, of course" He--"What,
the kiss She-''Oh. no-the permits
sion. Comic.
Conductor--''We have missed the
connection and you will have to wait
at this station six hours" Old lady
(who is little nervous on the rail-
road)-"Well I'm safe for six hours
anyway New York Weekly.
Another burglary, with must have
been stranger in these diggins broke
into our room last night. but all we
got ont of him was seventy-five cents.
Some Of these burglars amt worth
robbing Epoch.
just the same. Mrs. Rngo--'.I was
getting off the ear today when my
gown came near being caught
Bingo-''Was it caught?n Mrs. Bingo
MOT exactly; but ] guess ! shall
have to have n new one. Judge,
when he saw the enemy coming he
turned and ran. call that coward
lee. 4" .Not at all. He remembered
that the earth is round, and he intend
ed to run around and attack the enemy
from the rear. =" Harper's Bazaar.
I'm sorry yos don't like the new
nurse, she said to her husband. ''She
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