Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-06-21

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tnsy pay an ADMISSION. friend AlDcGeIi.
Ehey ant q see or lear something taAt
VIII reIaunerate them Those who weat
= Pans from Foiand And witnessed o1x
American baksag powder and swollen
Eotions CO ourselves hare doubtless fer
gotten that part Of Il By tins time, bat
they vii always refaetn Der the beaUtl
f. curtains with water In them, aud
the pictures and statuSTy.
Africa had an e1hicst that oughf %
pat o;g blush, a. vide as a SWISS sun
ct, On tAs ssce q ~le great civilized re-
pubic y aich does 50 much 70 send mis-
sionsries to TIE Conga The diamond
EXHIBIT = thai goddess continent. aad
TIE methods Of working this somewhat
expensive sto2e, attracted more 1tten-
ton Ia one day than al our oatmeal md
atmospheric pressure.
am aa American. Mr. Superintend-
eat, and pread Of the land which g2Te
me birth-sftes which il had long spell
OF extreme mental depression-but for
sign nations vii not put up luncheon
and come To see the Portland exposition
unleSs you give them something in
stTnctive and u7lusll0L
You ask about tho ballet. / am not
the proper man for you To put that quas-
ton 70. You know that am prejudiced
IN favor al the ballet. aud So YOU shoald
not ask me that question Bat the sx-
position OF 90 bad rs one feature the
Algerian. or stomach dance. which was
very drawing card Indeed IL was an
odd dance. wildly barbaric, and trifie
on the decomposed Delsarte order, per
hals, with beautiful Algerian girl in
il, OF the Lalla Rookh variety. who,
afterward learned, was native Of the
Rue de Fol Gras. Many Of the visitors
went 10 see this dance several times, and
this Algerian girl practically owned the
town. and carried away with her, figura-
lively speaking. TO her desert home. the
cosmopolitan pelts Of those who wit
! messed fier strange and yet graceful gam
bols A 2-yesr-old colt that has just for
saken the home nest and made his glad
debut on the clover studded lawn is not
a circumstance To the gladness and grace
Of that performance. You might think
this over.
Punch and Judy would draw the En-
glish people. Ii is kind Of humor that
appeals to the English. and yet 1t leaves
the brain tissue unimpaired 1t is a
broad yet pure humor, which is prompt
in its action on the English mind. pro-
ducing no dangerous relapse or secondary
symptoms Some kinds OF humor are
| highly injurious to the British, because
| they may recur TO the mind at future
time, when the victim is not prepared,
J or, still worse, the point of the joke may
break out suddenly on future genera
ton and create much trouble. You
might spring subtle piece of humor on
an Englishnian and produce no appre-
| ciable effect. but think Of his helpless
grandchild OH whom the humorous her
itGge might fall!
Punch and Judy will appeal to those
| who may not have seen anything to
| laugh at in Ethan Allen. You might
| try it.
| Sam Jones is a good drawer. So is
Sara Bernhardt-in fact. they are a pair
of those. But we will let that pass.
sam is a straightforward preacher,
cheerfully telling people what misera-
Bile hounds they are, and warning them
to fee from the wrath to come, at Sc
much per warn. He will not only bring
thousands of curious people to your ex