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The Iola register., 1891-01-30
Old WfIIiam.s Sister

BERLIN, Jan, 24-1he Grand Duchess
OF Mecklenburg- -Schwerin, sister of the
late Emperor William, died yesterday
at Schwerin The Duchess caught cold
early IN the week. Subsequently she
partially recovered ard hopes were en-
tertained that the daf,ger was past, but
on Monday she had serious relapse,
which resulted fatally yesterday.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
CHEToPA, KANSAS, Aug. 22d,

NhEiofh. NANSAc, NUS ~-u1 ASO'.
A. 7. SHALLESBERGER q Co,
Rochester, Pa Gents:-I inclose YOU
money order for another dozen Malaria An
tidote. In our own family we cannot do
without these pills. They have cured the
lung fever, prevented typhoid and chills by
their use, Snd we have not needed doctor
since have kept the pills for sale-more
than two years. l gave them to a two
nths'-old baby that had chills, half q pill
at dose, and it worked like charm. The
medicine does not sicken the stomach, and
does not affect the nerves like quinine.
Yours truly,
W. Mel MARTIN.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
Parliament Assemblies.

LONDON, Jan. 22.-Parliament assem-.
bled to-day with a scanty attendance.
During the course of the early business
in the House Mr.. Parnen gave notice
that he would call attention tomorrow
to the administration of the crimes act
and would offer resolution asking the
Government to facilitate the discussion
of tho Suhiept
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
A Hundred Miners Killed.

LONDON, Jan. 22.-News has been re-
ceived here of terrible explosion of
fire damp in colliery near the city of
Charkow, in European Russia Only
meager details of the accident have been
learned, but it is known that over a
hundred of the miners have been killed.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
An Eye-Opener.

A Michigan man, fifty years old, did
not know until the other day that a
husband could not legally thrash his
wife, provided he was the stronger. and
when arrested for that Cffense he talked
about the bulwarlSs of liberty in a way
to bring tears to the eyes of the glorious
American eagle.-Detroit Free Press.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
A Fact.
From an interview, N. Y. WORLDLY


In an interview with leading drug house
the n. Y. World, Nov. 9, 1890, gives the fol
lowing comment on the proprietors of re-
liable patent medicines:
"He is specialist, and should know more
OF the disease he actually treats than the
ordinary physician; for while the latter
may come across say fifty cases in a year
Of the particular disease which this med
icine combats, its manufacturer investi-
gates thousands. Don't you suppose his
prescription, which you buy ready made up
for 80 cents, Is likely to do more good
than that Of the ordinary physician, who
charges you anywhere from q to $40 for
having it preparedi
1.-THE patent medicine man, too, usually
has the good sense to confine himself to or
binary, every day diseases. He leaves tc the
physician cases in which there is immediate
danger to life, such as violent fevers He
does this because, in the treatment of such
cases, there are other elements Of impor-
tance besides medicine, such as proper diet
ing, good nursing, knowledge Of the
patients strength and so on. Where there
is no absolute danger to life, where the dis
ease Is one which the patient can diagnose
for himself or which some physician has
already determined, the patent medicine
maker says fearlessly: i have a prepara-
tion which is better than any other known
and which will cure you In nine cases
out of ten his statement is truen
This is absolutely true as regards the
great remedy for pain, st. Jacobs Oil. 1t
can assert without fear of contradiction,
that it is prompt and permanent cure OF
pain. 1t can show proofs Of cures of chronic
cases of 20, 30 and 40 years. standing. In
truth it rarely ever fails if used according
to directions, and a large proportion OF
cures is made by half the contents of sim
gle bottle. 1t is therefore the best.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
Regulations Made in q Day

Are precious scarce Time tries the worth
Of man or a medicine Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters Is a thirty years growth, and
like those hardy lichens that garnish the
crevices of Alaska's rocks, it f1ourishes
perennially. And its reputation has as
Arm base as the rocks themselves. No
medicine is more highly regarded as q rem
edy for fever and ague, bilious remittent,
constipation, liver and kidney disorders,
nervousness and rheumatism.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
Shotgun Quarantine.

HOUSTON, Tex, Jan. 23.-While small
pox is prevalent, it is not epidemic, but
the citizens on San Felipe street, be-
tween the city and the pest house, have
concluded to run their own shebang.
Yesterday they inaugurated a shotgun
quarantine on their own hook.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

THE least exercise tired me out. / could
not get up from my chair without feeling
dizzy. NY food and drink distressed me.
My digestion was poor and my kidneys
weak DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla gave me
back my health and strength. recommend
it to all my friends.-Clarence Overton, La
Fayette, Ind.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

THOSE of you who are weary and heavy
adened with sickness and care, weighed
down with the infirmities that beset the
human system. can find the one thing nee
essary to restore you to bright buOyant
health, in Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters.
1t invigorates and strengthens the debili-
tated organs. aids digestion. and dlspels the
clouds arising from a diseased liver.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is the world-famed remedy for all
chronic weaknesses and distressing
arrangements 30 common to Ameri-
can women. 1t is potent, invigor-
ating, restorative tonic, or strength
giver, imparting tone and vigor to
the whole system. For feeble wo-
men generally, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is the greatest earthly
boon. Guaranteed to give satis-
faction in every case, or money re-
funded. See guarantee printed on
bottle-wrapper.
A Book of 16O pages, on "Wo-
man: Her Diseases, and How to
Cure them," sent sealed, in plain
envelope, on receipt of ten cents, in
stamps. Address, Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association, No. 66S
Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
ingalls, Leaves For Topeka.

WASHINGTON, Jan. Ex-senator In
gals left for Topeka last night. He
definitely fixed his position by pairing
with Senator Allison against cloture
and the force bill.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
A Disciple of Ward McAIIister.

Teacher-Johnny Cresus, how is it
you never have your grammar lesson?
johnny expect to go into society
when l grow up-Judge
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
A NEW QUEEN.
The Princess Who WIN Probably Rule Owe,
the Sand1Elch Islands.

the Sandwich Islands.
BosToN, Jan. 24.-State Senator Mil
man, of Newton, who is better
prepared than any one else in this sec
ton of the country to speak of matters
at the Sandwich Islands from his many
years of residence there and intimate
relations then and since with the royal
family; says:
liking Kalakaua's sister, her Royal
Highness the Princess Lydia Liliuoka-
lani, was appointed short time after
the King came to the throne, and for
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

WHY rub, and toll, and icedr out yourself
and your clothes on washday, when, ever
since 1854, Dobbins' Electric Soap has been
offered on purpose to tighten your labor,
and save your clothes. NOtp try it. Your
grocer has il.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

"'BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHRs' are ex
cellent for the relief of Hoarseness or Sor,
Throat. They are exceedingly effective. ~
Christian World, London, Eng.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

MUsT not be confounded with common cath
artic or purgative pills. Carter's Little Liv-
er Pills are entirely IKE them in every re-
spect. One trial will prove their superiority.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

No WONDER policemen are good fighters
they are able to stand up after good many
rounds.-Binghamton Republican.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

DoN'T wait until you are sick before trying
Carter's Little Liver Pills, but get vial al
once. You can take them without benefit
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

For Cough or Sore Throat the best medI-
cine is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Iola register., 1891-01-30
Towboat Hurued.

CINCINNATI, Jan. 24-The towboat
Silas p. Coe caught fire at o'clock this
morning from the explosion of stern
. light and burned to the waters edge.
One an WAS burned to death.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

WHEN 1t comes to a question Of society
the best is not always the cheapest.-Roch
ester Post-Express.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

~ ACQUIRE this habit by fits and starts" I"
| his suit and ran away.-Boston Courier.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

1T is not surprising that a man wanting a
divorce should find il dearer than his wife
was TO him-Phiadelphia Times.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

One of the worst forms of the "deadly
parallel'' is the double barrelled gun.-Phii-
adelphia Times.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

An old beau was caught by his sweetheart
coloring his hair, and il threw him into dyer
confusion.-Texas Siftings.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

lN the old days of the Sandwich Islands
the missionary used to be the chief part OF
the andwich.-Somerville Journal
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

DAINTY candies that children cry for are
DIR. Bulls Worm Destroyers. They please
Sthe children, but they kill the worms.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

ONE disagreeable thing about postage
stamps Is that they are apt to get stuck on
themselves Leader.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

HE-"I love you passionately, my darl-
ing" She-"Ahi That remark has the
genuine engagement ring. g."-Town Crier.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

TIE trouble in lending our ears is that
the borrowers take such liberties with them
before returning them.-A tchison Globe.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

PRIMUs-"Does he foot his wife's billsp
Secuudus-"lve seen him kick at them."-
Epoch
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

WHETHER crowding the cars is right or
not, great many people stand up for it,
Philadelphia Times
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

WEDDING cakes are now decorated with
real flowers. Up TO date there is nothing
new in turkey stuffing.-N. D. Plcayune.
The Iola register., 1891-01-30

The tailor is good fellow to have around
he can always make some fitting remarks.
-Elmira Gazette.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
English as She Is Spelt.

A rite suite little buoy, the son of a
grate-kernel, with rough around his
neck, fue up the rode as quick as a
dear. After a thyme he stopped at a
gnu house and wrung the belle. His
tow hurt hymn, and he kneaded wrest.
He was two tired to raze his fare, pail
face. A feint mown of pane rows
from his lips.
The made who herd the belle was
about to pair a pare, but she through
it down and ran with all her mite, for
fear her guessed wood not weight
But when she saw the little won, tiers
stood in her ayes at the site.
1--WE poor dear? Why dew you lye
hear? Are you dyeing?"
Know" he said, II am feint."
She boar hymn inn her arms as she
aught, too room where he mite be
quiet, gave hymn bred and meet, held
a cent-bottle under his knows, untide
his choler, raped hymn up warmly
gave him IL suite drachm from a viol,
till at last he went fourth as hail as a
young hoarse.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22

truchman down on the pier ready to
receive 1t as soon as it arrives.
Every banker and broker in Wall
street knows that there is only one
man who does this exceedingly re-
sponsible work. He is John Barclay,
whose trucks have carried from the
steamers to the bankers offices enough
gold and silver to pay off the national
debt lie doesn't always go to the
bankers offices, though, for in ma
Jorlty OF cases he takes his precious
load according to Instructions direct to
the assay Office in Wall street.
The gold, still in kegs, is rolled into
the assay office on queer little trucks
and goes into the big room on the first
floor Then it actually becomes the
property OF the treasury department
OF the United States government For
1t must not be supposed that it is put
upon the money market in either SOW
ereigns or in our own specie when it
arrives.
On the contrary, in whatever form
it comes to the assay office, it is taken
and dumped on the scales and carefully
weighed. These scales are worthy of
a visit. While they are not impressive
in appearance, they are capable of
doing big lot Of work. They can &C
commodate very nearly a thousand
pounds, and will also indicate to hair
when there is only grain on their
plates.
At the assay office the gold received
is taken to the smelling room and
there tossed into the big crucibles,
where the publication by fire takes
place in mighty short space of time.
Then the molten metal, relieved of all
alloy or other extraneous matter, is
run into forms, producing when cooled
pretty yellow blocks of the gold about
three inches W ide by five inches long
and two thirds of an inch thick. These
bricks, valued at about $4,000 each,
are slowed away in small oaken boxes
with heavy iron handles and placed in
the vaults OF the assay Office, where
there is just at present something like
$22, 900, 900 in refined gold.
The method of reshipping gold to
England and the continent is prac-
tically the same. The demand is made
upon the sub-treasury and an order is
issued from the SUBJ treasury for the
amount in fine gold bars. This is
taken in next door, presented and
treasure handed out and carried away.
New York Herald.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
Lost Mines Of New Mexico.

The Pueblo Indians were the best
gardeners and the most industrious
workmen in New Mexico, and, up to
the year 1910, they were the only ones
that cultivated the grape. Some of
them, like the Zunis and Moquis, who
gave up the Christian religion during
the revolt of 1880, have never resumed
it, and even the converted tribe have
always mixed many of their ancient
heather rites with the practices of
Christian worship. The old mines of
the early Spanish conquerors, aband-
oned in the great revolt, lay unworked
and, except the Indians, who jealousy
preserved the secret, no one even
knew where they were. The old
Pueblo men from time to time lectured
the youths upon the subject, admon-
ishing them never to reveal their
knowledge Of these hidden treasures,
and warning them that if they did so
the wrath of the gods would be visited
upon them.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
TWO IMPORTANT WORDS,
knowing How to Use Them Is an Education il
ITSELF

1t is wonderful how vast an amount
OF mischief, and of misery even, is
produced by the simple misuse of
these little words. People many times
say 'Yes'' without thinking of what
1t involves, or they say "No' in so
feeble tone that those who are urg-
ing them to do something which they
cannot honorably do are invited to
persist until they get the answer they
desire. And thus they assume OBJ
legations which they have no settled
purpose to fulfill, or neglect duties
which their own conscience and their
sense of honor tell them they should
discharge. Yes is more easily said
than mo-" because it Is more agree
able to assent to another's wishes than
it is to oppose them. Hence. of some
good-natured men the remark is often
heard: They cannot say No."
Young man, consider we'll what you
are asked to do before you pronounce
your Eyes," but, having uttered it,
remember that the reply to all who
wish you to break your promise must
be mo- so emphatic, prompt, de-
cisive, that they cannot for mompnt
doubt that you mean it. You have
made great attainment if you have
learned to say mo" and stick to it.
Frequently you will find it a most
unpleasant word, sometimes a very
painful word to utter. But that sort
or. pain is momentary. 1t is not the
pain caused by conscience violated, by
honor sullied. It is not the pain pro-
duced by the lifelong memory of evils
inflicted on yourself and others which
little timely frmness would have
prevented. LET your Yea be Yea
and your Nay be May"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
Just Wanted to Know.

'Katie," said he, when the time
came for him to take his departure,
"do you think you care enough for me
to link your lot with minep Could
you leave tLis home and be happy in
another with MOP" s~ ~
Eyes. Augustus, I think I could, !"
softly, but unhesitatingly, answe red
Katie. - - = !,
81 didn't know whether to ask you
or not" continued Augustus. 80
thought I'd see how you felt about it,"
And having satisfied himself as to her
feelings toward him he took his hat to
60, but he went without a goodnight
kiss. Boston Herald.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
It Wouldn't Work.

"Parson Limberlip," remarked q
gentleman to whom the parson had been
berating his drowsy flock, II should
think a cornet in the choir would REM
edy the trouble. A good blast from
that now and then would keep them
aroused"
''Twouldn't do sah!" returned the
parson. ''Dey'd git $50 listed to it
arter err while dat in de day wen Gab'l
come ter blow der ressurecturem hawn,
dey'd on'y JUS roust up an say. ding
dat old quiah trumpet an den tu'n
ober an go on wild de doze." Boston
Courier.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
A Point Of Honor.

A man with the soul of an American
does not con slider that he is worthy
the name of a man if, in asking girl
to share his life, he is not sure that
he is capable of doing as much for her
as Fer father did for her mother W hen
life was young to them. With the
soul of an American he understands
that to win and keep the respect of a
true woman he must prove to her sub
stantially that he is the barrier be.
tween her and all the ills of the
world. -Chicago Herald.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
I Let Her Slide.

I let her slide; owned sled,
She owned winsome face instead.
She was my first-love, Cupid's toy;
Pure gold, thought l, without alloy.
She had completely turned my head.
Her eyes were blue, her cheeks were red
Her smiles my youthful fancy fed.
To coast with her was such sweet Joy,
let her slide.
Alas! I found I was misled
Ere long my tender hope was dead.
For when learned that she was COY
And false and loved another boy
I locked my coaster in the shed.
let her slide.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
Mica in PHOTOGRAPHY.

Mica is now used instead OF glass in
Germany for the support of gelatine
Photographic films. 1t is reported to
be much cheaper than either glass or
celluloid, and has the advantage pos
sessed by the latter material of being
printed from either side. The sheets,
either during or after development,
show no disposition to turn up, re-
naming perfectly fiat at all times.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
A Dialect Poet.

Proud parent-rm sure that bog of
mine will become famous as poet.
Listener-Seems to have gift for
versifying, ehp
Proud parent-No, not thai; but it
seems to be SO natural for him to
missps'l.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22


more candy!'
''Now, here comes Mercutio again,
and there's Romeo. Pretty soon the
nurse will appear with a message
from Juliet; and Mercutio thinks it's
the nurse Romeo is in love with.
Fancy it. But it's real funny"
''Does Juliet appear in this act?''
"Oh, yes; she comes in to find out
what message Romeo has sent her,
and then the nurse will tease her,"
''That's mean"
Yes; but of course the nurse will
tell all about it in the end"
':And they'll be married."
ooh, yes. AS soon as the nurse
gives her Romeo's mes sage, Juliet
flies to meet him. He'll have friar
all ready, and they'll be married.
Then this miserable Tybalt raises a
fuss. hate him; don't your"
Hes horrid! What business is it
OF his?'' .-
'Why, he wants Juliet himself, the
wretch! You're not eating any candy
at all!' ....s..0.
"Mercy! I've eaten twice as much
as I ought!'' @:.-
Nonsense! Take some 1nore.''
mo"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
The Eirat Lassnn

"What is the first lesson in journal
ismp" asks a young man. It is this:
When you 60 into the office Of an
editor, make your visit short w est
ern RLral.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-01-22
His Sister Knew.

Actually" said mamma to Robbie,
who had just com mitted q wrong deed,
II do not know what to make of you
''1'll tell YOU" interposed little
Alice, ''get u stick and make GOOD
boy of him" .-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-02-10
Attention Capital .
GREAT BARGAINS.
Dwelling Houses at Public Sale

/ V'HE FOLLOWING DESIRABLE DWELL
l. ING HOUSES will be offered al public
sale at the font door OF the Court House o
Ohio county ION Saturday, February 2lst, 1891
| at 10 o'clock "a. IN, viz:
I First-One double frame two story tin roo
dwelling house, containing four rooms each
situated at Nos. 81 and 80 rwenty-siXth street
Rents FOR ~ % each per month.
| SecOnd-One three-roomed frame cottage, tin
roof, situated at No 26OS Alley f.. Rents fo
/ 81 % per month,
Third-One double brick. tin roof. two-stor,
| and attic. dwelling house, situated nj Nos. 26(r
/ and 2tOj Jacob street, arranged for four tenants
three rooms each Now renting for 5000 pc
| month in all.
! All OF the above described property is stu
| ated "a; the corner Of TWenty-siNth and jacob
streets, ON lots Nos. and >, Caldwell'S add
/ ton.
Fourth-Lots Nos. 10 and Il. on east side o.
Main street, on which is erected two separate
rows Of brick dwelling houses, Nos. $50 TO 25lO
containing six dwellings 10 each row, arranged
/ for sixteen tenants In all, now renting iol
SltOJ per year. This property Is very subStau
TALLY built. with extra heavy stone foundation.
/ and brick division walls. VIII Dee offered sin
| Fly and 90, whole 90 the highest bidder. The
property will pay from l2 90 - per cent as ar
/ Investment
Finh-That desirable home. No OBJ Chap
line street. on lot Nc. is, fronting 81 feet ON
Chapliue street, on which Is a two-story brick
/ tiu roof, dwelling house all ln perfect repair
newly papered and painted throughout con
tanning ten rooms with all modern convent
! enccs aud situated on one of the most desira-
Bile dwelling house streets IN the city. There
Is also frame tenant house ON rear of same
lot Rents Tor ~ 90 per month.
SiNth-That large two-story aud basement
brick. tin rooted. boarding house aud store
room situated az No XG Main street better
known as the Eckhart property, now owned by
the Standard Building Association. and must
he sold 20 close its affairs.
Now please examine all Of the above and look
out for bargains.
For further Information and terms apply Co
JAMES 4. HENRY, Agent. or
!cqr6dra J. G. HERNEI. Auctioueer.