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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12

AGAIN are the people Of the State
clamoring for more water. Until
the streams of the state have run
entirely dry, there has been no
cause to talk about irrigation prop
ositions; but now that there is a
shortage, the question of irrigation
is being again discussed. Nevada
needs a system of irrigation more
than any other state in the Union,
but if the people wait for aid from
congress to construct reservoirs,
etc., it will not be in our generation
that Nevada will "bloom like the
rose" The only true way get the
matter under Roadway is for the
state to make liberal appropria-
tons for the work, establish an r.
rigation Fund, and keep the ap-
preparations up until the work is
completed. 1t will be large I'M
dertaking, but it will pay hand
somely in the end.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
NEW THIS WEEK.
MRS. cRAHAM'S
Cucumber
AND
Elder Flower
Cream
MRS. CRAHAM'S

Is not cosmetic In the sense in which that
term is popularity used. but permanently beau
titles. 1t creates a soft, smooth, clear, velvety
skin, and by daily use gradually makes the
complexion several shades whittier 1t is q con-
slant protection from the effects of sun and
wind and prevents sun burn and freckles, and
blackheads will never come while you use 1t
1t cleanses the face far better than soap and
water, nourishes and builds up the skin tissues
and thus prevents the formation of wrinkles.
1t gives the freshness clearness and smooth
ness of skin that you had when little girl.
Every lady, young or old, ought to use it, as it
gives more youthful appearance to any lady,
and that permanently. 1t contains no acid,
powder or alkali, and is as harmless as dew
and is as nourishing to the skin as dew is to a
flower. Price 81, at all druggists and hair
dressers, or at Mrs. Gervaise Graham's estab-
lishment 103 Post Street, San Francisco, where
she treats ladies for all blemishes of the face
or figure. Ladies at distance treated by let
ter. Send stamp for her little book, How to be
Beautiful"
Sample Bottle mailed free to any lady
on receipt of 10 cents in stamps to pay ior pos
tag and packing. Lady Agents wanted.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
-----------------------
One Way to Sell Cigars.

A South Illinois street druggist
man worked a novel cigar-selling
scheme few weeks ago in the fol-
lowing fashion. He found a stray
nickel on the floor of his store one
morning and resolved to post this
notice on the window of his store:
"a sum of money found ON Tues
day last in this establishment. The
owner will receive same amount up
on describing the money"
The scheme worked like q charm.
Hundreds of persons came in daily
for over a week, while the notice was
left on the window, describing their
losses and bewailing their misfor-
tune. Invariably every applicant
for the lost money bought cigar.
Some were satisfied with five-cent
straight whifs, but the great major
ity, anxious to impress the drug man
favorably toward their claims, in
vested in two for a quarter. So
great was the rush that the fortu.
nate druggist had to order a fresh
consignment of choice brands. None
of the applicants ever applied for
the nickel. All the claims ran up
into the hundreds of dollars, one
man stating he missed his bank
book with 81 ,500.-Ind. Sentinel.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
Consumptlon Cured.

An old physician. retired from practice. hav-
ing had placed in his hands by an East India
missionary the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent cure OF
consumption. bronchitis. cetarrh. asthma and
all throat and lung affections, also a positive
and radical cure for nervous debility and all
wonderful curative powers in thousands of
cases. has felt it his duty to make 1t known to
his fellow sufferers. Actuated by this motive
and desire to relieve human suffering, will
send free OF charge, to all who desire 1t. this
recipe. In German, French or English. with
full directions for preparing and using Sent
by mail by addressing with stamp. naming this
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12

THE newspapers which have been
son the fence" for months are now
jumping down upon Balmaceda, the
deposed President of Chill, whom
they have suddenly discovered to
have been about ninety-six kinds OF
a tyrant. The world always ap-
proves the winner, which is but
another proof of the truth of the
disputed poem-'Laugh and the
world laughs with you; weep and
you weep alone"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12

SENDING Goals to Newcastle is
nothing when compared to the
scheme of the theatrical manager
who has taken an American negro
nainstrel company to Africa.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
Hon. GROVER CLEVELAND hs

been suspiciously quiet for some
time. Either he is Matching a
scheme to knock out all his compel.
itors for the Democratic Presidential
nomination, or he is feeling too hap
Ply over his family prospects to either
talk or write. Perhaps he thinks
the Senator-Governor is entitled to
the floor long enough to wind him.
self up SO tight as to remove him
from the probabilities.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
san Francisco BEAT Market.

The following are the rates for
whole carcasses from slaughterers
to dealers in San Francisco:
BEEF-First quality. 6@s12c; second quality.
SIC; third quality, 4l@e5c Y 10.
VEAL-Quotable at 5@Ge Tor large and 6GoSe =
h for small.
MUTroN-Quotable at T017lSc p tb.
LAMB-Quotable at l59lSe = ID
PoRK-Liye hogs. on loot grain fed. heavy,
3szG4Ac; dressed hogs. GhG97c q ID.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12

THE speculator is doing his level
best to prevent the farmers getting
the benefit of their big grain crop,
Had Congress obeyed the wishes Of
the people speculation in grain
would now be unlawful.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
TARIFF FOR REVENUE ONLY H.
EQUIVALENT TO EhEE-TRADE.

AS q matter of theory, tariff for
revenue only is not synonymous
with absolute free-trade, inasmuch
as absolute free-trade excludes the
idea of any sort of tariff on foreign
importations, while a tariff for rev.
enue only not only permits, but re-
Dquires, the levying of import duties.
However, while the two are not syn
onymous in theory, they may be in
effect, equivalent, so far as the ma
ture of American industries or the
fostering of American labor in COM
petition with the industries and the
labor of foreign lands may be con-
cerned. A tariff for revenue only
takes no account Of this competition.
1t makes no provision for the differ
ence between the two conflicting
conditions-one at home and the
other abroad. On the contrary, a
tariff for protection recognizes these
opposing and unequal conditions;
and, as Mr.. Randall expresses it,
"no two industrial systems, side by
side, with labor in one receiving
double the wages of labor in the
other, could long exist with free
trade between them" The schedule
Of duties under tariff for revenue
only may be based upon so low a
grade that, while bringing to the
government large revenue, it
would depress the rates of Ameri-
can wages to ruinous point, de-
stroy the facilities for production,
and drive invested capital, for lack
of profit, out of domestic industries,
thereby surrendering the American
market to the competing products
of cheap foreign labor which would
consequently pour into all Ameri-
can ports.
1t is this inequality of conditions,
affecting both labor and capital,
that renders necessary to America
q tariff for protection as contra-dis-
tinguished from tariff for revenue
only; and, inasmuch as the latter
sort of tariff cannot equalize those
conditions, it is apparent that a
tariff for revenue only is equivalent
in effect, if not synonymous in the
DRY, to absolute free-trade. At any
rate, the laborer. seeking a standard
of living wages, and the manufac-
turer, looking for safe and profit
able investment, need not pause in
rejecting both as equally hostile to
their own interest and to the coun-
try's growth.
The Protectionist Democrats and
the Tariff reform" or Tariff-for-
revenue-only Democrats who voted
for Mr.. Cleveland, in 1888, are not
"all to be indistinguishably classed
as Free-Traders," for they do not, in
fact, agree either in principle or
policy. They are wide apart in
their convictions. But nevertheless
they alike voted for Free-Trade
when they supported the Democrat
ic Presidential candidate last year.
They voted for Free-Frade because
they followed and sustained a lead
er who, despite his alleged courage.
was governed by the Free-Trade
element of mis- party, and who, if
elected, would have put that element
in control of his Administration.
The bottom fact is that the majority
of the Democratic voters are hostile
to a Tariff for Protection. This is
the opinion, at least, of one Ken
lucky Democrat who is also a Pro-
tectionist.-George Baber.
H0N GnnuEn o. rurI AM hoe
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12

Main ST., Dayton
Orders by mail given prompt attention.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
The Police Gazette

Is the only illustrated paper in the world con-
tanning all the latest sensational and sporting
news. No saloon. keeper. barber or club room
man can afford to be without it. 1t always
address in the United States. securely wrapped
Is weeks for 81. Send cents for sample copy.
RICHARD X. Fox, Franklin Square. New York
City.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
STATE OF NEVADA, |
TnnNrX nRIYnN

l. II. Wood. County Clerk OF Lyon Count
State of Nevada, do hereby certify. that tn
foregoing is full. true and correct copy of tn
original which now remains of record in M
office at Dayton, in said county
In testimony whereof, have hereunt
set my hand, and affixed the Seal o
Lyon County. this eth day of Sept
1871. IL. WOOD,
Cai1nty Clork
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-09-12
BILLS Allow G
by The
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
Lyon County, Nevada,
Sept. Term OF Z 80 I .

The following bills were examined and allow
ed by the Board of County Commissioners at
its regular monthly meeting, held September
7th, 1891:
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-04-24
hIs Great

his Great
ga enc an @ "a
ing Rene ~
asa a II err We
II NEG is the
gj innate result
of over twenty
years practice, bYa
THO + y u G l. Y
QUALIFIED GBA
ID u A TIE PHYSI-
CLAN OF one of
che highest nae
cas- cole z e f
f u r o p e a . d
CURE ) w 1T H
q n f A LIN G
@ Z K I AIN t Y
Nervous and physi-
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-04-24
NN Ase> C, :
ONAAA HGASN S1ISSJl

ca Debility, Seminal Weak mes
Sprematorrhae. kSrOSGaCOrrhse. Emissions
l;npogency. Exhausted Vitality, Premature De-
cline and s4ss IS OF MANGAOSDD, in
ssAi fes e,s.as psacaGfOns. and from
~ a .seVer cause produced. It en-
rich and puTines the Blood, StrcIag thens the
Nerves, Brain, Muscles Digestion, Ve2roduc-
tive Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties.
II stops all unnatural and facilitating drain
upon he system preventing involuntary lJssS ],
facilitating dreams, seminal losses with she
urine, etc, destructive to mind and body.
1t is a sure eliminator of all KIDNEY AND
BLADDER COMPLAIN rs. IL contains nc
injurious ingredients. To those Saffrc.
In& fr>BEn the evil effects OF youth
fut tEIiiscre Or excess, a speedy
thorough and permanent CURE
- G4slsES q FEED. Price, 81 so pei
bottle or five bottles in case, with full direc-
lions aud advice, $40 Sent secure from UU-
servation to any address upon the receipt Of
price. or O. o. D. To be had only OIL
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-04-24
DR.. G. D. Salfeld
ais Aearnry street,
AN FRAN CISCO, "a

Consultation strictly confidential, BY eloer
or at office, FREE. For the convenience OF
patients, ana in order To insure perfect secrecy.
have adopted private address, under which
all pa ckages are forwarded
TRIAL BOTTLE F9EE.
Suflic1en 0 show its me viii ~ sen TO
anyone wing " cite tating nis symp
toms anu age. Commune strictly conf
Dental Is
And Rloo3 ersaHv
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-04-24
Sic. 90 . &25Q. % a Z !. ME 5.sE .5.s.

G Tor Us, AZ MS ITefeTTed who canfur"i
a horse aid civ their whole tire TO tire
mes pare moments IA be profttbIy
iuyed so f-1 vqee1eies ii town aud cit
les. T. F. JOB NS0N Co, 1903 y in s..
Richmond, Va.
\. B.-State :, Idd business erpegleRes.
AeCer mind aboBt se5Jdjliy stamp Tor ref5y.
r. Il. Il Co. aI0.6m
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

In the south of France they make a
very peculiar love charm in very pecu-
liar way. Under certain ceremonies which
! do not understand very well the young
woman catches and boxes up frog in a
box with a lot of little holes bored in the
wood The casket is then buried in an
ant hill and left there for two weeks.
The ants of course attack the prisoner
and eat up all his flesh, and all that is left
is the creatures bones. Among these is
shield shaped bone about as large as
ones thumb nail, upon one end Of which
is little hook The girl takes this bone
and has it blessed surreptitiously by the
priest without his knowledge-that is,
she exposes it during the benediction at
the mass-and then she hooks it on the
clothing of her sweetheart that is to be.
| was gravely assured that the charm,
when properly prepared with all due cere
mony and care, had never been known tC
fail.-Chicago News.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

The value Of ashes depends, Of course,
largely on the composition Of the burned
substance that produces them. They
may contain more or less Of potash or
phosphate Of lime, according to the kind
Of wood that is burned. Wood ashes
are generally valued according to the
amount Of potash they contain, but
some kinds OF wood contain appreciable
amounts Of phosphate Of lime, and are
therefore more valuable. Pear-tree wood
and trimmings Of grape vines are said to
contain more phosphates than woods Of
other fruits, and all fruit-tree woods
have more phosphates than woods from
forest trees. Burned bones have their
chief value in the phosphate they con-
tain, but burned bone, unless 1t is dis
solved by sulphuric or carbonic acid, is
not available as plant food. Caustic pot
ash has, however, some power to make
other mineral plant food available, prob
ably by Its effect in making it ferment
and iberating carbonic-acid gas,
Leached ashes after long exposure to
the air absorb ammonia, and thus make
them often better fertilizer than before
their potash was leached out Of them.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
Deaths from Lead Poisoning.

In the list OF deaths from poisoning in
Great Britain--511 in single year
ninety five, or over one-sixth, were caused
by lead The people Of all civilized coun-
tries are in need Of special caution con
cerning the use Of lead Lead pipes, lead
faucets, lead solder, and in many other
forms, lead is subtle and terrible dan
ger. Thousands suffer from lead poison
ing who do not die thereby 1t should
never be used, when by corrosion it can
become an element in food or drink. The
symptoms are SO easily laid to other
causes that it can do serious mischief be-
fore It's presence is suspected. Its use in
red precipitate as solder on pipes is
specially dangerous Next to lead, the
cases of poison most numerous were from
opium, then from carbolic acid Bella
donna and alcohol aconite, chlorodyne
and hydrochloric acid follow in the list
with nearly equal pace. For suicidal pur,
pose carbolic acid was used in forty-twc
cases. morphine. opium and laudanum in
forty -one. The fashion in suicide is very
variable. Democrat
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
PORTLAND MARKET.
A Resume of the Condition of Its DIFF
ferent Departments.


An unusually heavy amount OF trad
ing was done in the wholesale line. Busi-
ness in every line was very good.
Receipts Of fruits were heavier than at
any previous time this season. Water
melons, cantaloupes, grapes and peaches
are plentiful. Produce is coming in
freely, and the market is in much better
condition than it has been. Eggs are in
sufficient supply to satisfy the demand.
Butter has declined cents all around.
The drop is occasioned by large receipts
OF Eastern stock. From now on Eastern
butter, owing to the superior way in
which it is packed, will be carried in
heavy supp y, and the Oregon product
will be forced into the background. II
farmers would use more care in putting
up their butter, it could easily control
the market instead OF inviting Eastern
competition and thus lowering prices.
WHEAT.
The local market has a firm tone in
sympathy with foreign advices, but
trading as yet is very quiet, Public ca
bles report cargoes firm, but not quotably
higher. Liverpool spot wheat is frmer
and options fractionally higher, with the
exception Of October.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

Most editors dislike pencil copy. 1t is
hard to read and bothers desk editor and
composiaors alike. News paper r paper
like that on which newspapers are printed
should never be used for anything but
newspaper copy. If it is used. the sheets
should never be larger than commercial
note size.
Editors may not complain of pencil
copy, but they prefer pen and ink copy
every time. of course, if writer has a
regular and assured position, he may con.
suit only his own convenience and disre-
gard the wishes of those who handle his
copy; but if he is sending his matter to
an uncertain market the neater and hand
somer he makes 1t, the more likely it is 10
sell.--"W. II. H. in The Writer.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
TwgEr, SWEET.

We ramhled through the meadows green,
Like children at their play,
He told me Of the wonders seen
In distant lands away;
Iprlzed the more as longer grew
The stories he would tell
found him good. proved him true
How could love too well 7
"Tweet. Sweet" from the apple tree,
A little bird sang TO him and me.
We gathered flowers In the lane,
For twas the month Of May,
And one year hence he'd come again
'Twould be our wedding day,
OH swiftly did the hours fly
And happy was my heart,
He told me "after this good by
We never more shall part"
"Tweet, Sweet" from shrub and tree,
The little birds sang for him and me.
The east wind rose, the sails were spread,
His ship moved out to sea;
My sailor boy climbed the mast head
And threw kiss 10 me-
'Tis twenty years ago since then,
And once again it's May;
The sun shines bright, the flowers bloom
My tresses all are gray.
"Tweet, Sweet, 3 sing the birds in gree,
But never my love came back to me.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
NIanufacture of Chinese Cash.

A large number are engaged in molding,
casting and finishing the cash" used as
coin all over China--Mexican dollars and
Sycee silver being used in large trans
actions. The cash are made from an alloy
Of copper and zinc, nearly the same as the
well known Muntz metal; and 1t takes
about 1000 of them to answer as change
for dollar, SO minute and low do prices
rg.ssS this country. of which will only
giS~0ne instance. The fare for crossing
the fesry on the Peiho was only two cash,
or one-hfth Of a cent. Scientific American
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
what Are Woods For2

'The hardest question ! ever had to an
swer," said gentleman who had just
come down from the Thousand Islands,
"was put by my little boy while the train
was passing through a small strip Of
woods Papa, he shouted, the roaring
Of the train making it difficult to hear.
are there any lions an tigers an bears in
these woods?' No. said. Well, II
there amt no lions an tigers an bears in
woods, he shrieked above the din, what
do they have woods forH' Utica Oh
server,
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28
Hints for the Good Wife
Of the Farmer.
RICE GOOD FOR lNvALIDs.
How to Make Delightful Muffins-Ice
Absorbs the Flavor Of Meat,
Cucumbers, Etc

When potatoes are. freshly gathered
the skin is best rubbed oil with salt IN
coarse cloth. Wash very clean, and let
them remain for about hall an hour in
salt and water.
There are many simple and effective
disiniectants, among which are coffee
pounded and burned on an iron plate,
sugar burned on hot GOALS, vinegar boiled
with myrrh and sprinkled on the floor
OF the sick room.
Rice il the least heterogeneous of all
Grains II Il 4 GOOD addition to bread
and is especially serviceable TO combine
with highly heterogeneous foods, such as
peas, beans and lentils. 1t is particu-
Iarly adapted to invalids, as it is one OF
most easily digested substances known.
n., ....,a,. -. ~.
10 cool your 'aos s anu preseit' an o,iy
appearnnce pu. q iew uioP1 " a'olna.lo WV, Wv
alilinoli'a in Youi lnoin,as paOi, non
Sne iauo ~ Ivoo''loS wv osoii'oA'ou anv 'niny
uurlhs .le WY we. = .oiisl y nsa, y sowel
Mle'i a'oo.ioi anu IMP ~ ;. nols'yi yi,. .ev's ~
uiy w e'apoi"''oh Vi WIN ii'0io iuo
pilk'
me moSt a uengn.lui @ h muiiihs are are maze si
lron1 .ne n,'e N.Y.. r,oui sroano iaoin a w. ~.
wnoie NIUE mnoa' Lis 40 uala liouii
uliiois iloin ulai'ali w ~ Ge e,'a. ''le p,all
illAeu .eu sntous.i sne aaaa ua,n Eve s,o,a .
eoarss NJ, .eAsure s " an pead e AZ moi,
u. ahu ,;, iine pai' u u,a'ia, i''h.a iioaa al -
ooa.se iiNe n,oa, I,.,'e a' wiiea' @ aI.n nJui
on vl'e vpnS.aay M 10 sh as liie ~ any po,.eu ''
nour a'i Paf's u eue n nelnei d peing pgw.
ueisa ane u'oMn owl p,9au .1o aa anu ,,ns u,,..',
n nauc ilo,i M ~ nave 'ne swee'' nu'.y
iayor VI ene keinei.
DO not lay meat, ish, cqcumpers of
ahy.hlng else uirec.,y On sle vi, ice, as !, !,
aosoros .iaVo,s Ieauiis anu WIN M, dnpai
tne 70 nv ufiihins m waser ine uo,l,,
par.Leii. i9r ~, ~ sl,ou'u oe 81 !.
a,lat ny ioou WIZ cIl'e ~ l., colsao. % VIII i.
iie ruir'gela.ols I'M sao,u pe keps siis',eis aiS
io' ih;iA, Z, ~. ou.'el INV ma'oi soa'1o 1aI
anu alt-elel,. eails eyen t t ., Saa'i9, ~ ~ iou
s'ei, naill, esc,, t',ay ps nep. ~ ...o W
pet pars wisiou. epoll,i's .ie .: ou..oi y, y,
li.h, anu " uouiso Wasiu. hn.'ia "i','s ha ~
water, uniess ohe shouiu ~ s.upl' pi
ehoush 70 pun ',ie'ii ~ sl,e Ma''i 'a"A
Flowers should be gathered early II
the morning while wet with dew or lat'
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

BERF--Live, Sc; dressed, 5@6c.
MuTToN - Live, sheared, 3@34c;
dressed, 70.
Hoes-Live, &c; dressed, S@9c.
SMOKED MEATS Eastern ham, 1890
1890; other varieties, 10@l2c; breakfast
bacon, 12la@13c; smoked bacon, 100
1ll4c per pound.
LARD-Compound, 9M@l1s4c; pure,
12@l2Ac; Oregon, lOR@l2hc per
pound.
Darius Norris, who mysteriously dis
appeared from Astoria, and whose prop
erty was subsequently claimed by other
parties, writes from Dunkirk. France,
that he had been shanghied, and there
is possibly an interesting story yet to be
told about the man and the reasons for
his sudden and unlooked-ior departure,
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

''You look all broken up, Wilkins"
II am. called upon old Barkins
last night for loan"
Wouldn't he help you out2"
"Yes. He did help me out-with his
left foot too. That's what has broken
my back and spirits. - Munseys Week
E.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

peared, and since that time I
I" have never had the first sign of it.
81 can eat anything without the
least fear of distress. / wish all
"that are afflicted with that terrible
disease or the troubles caused by
it would try August Flower, as l
"am satisfied there is no medicine
"equal to it." o
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-28

Fair Young Creature tafter some recita.
tions)--Do you think would do for a Juliet
Manager anxious not to hurt feelingsy---
Um-er-well, you'd look very pretty in the
tomb. New York Weekly.