Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-08-02

JAS. 3. TANEY. General Manager.
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Has President HARR1soN been kO-
baked in bis bathing suit yet9
THE public debt statement for July
shows an increase for the month Of
$500.
RUssIA's dislike Of the Jews has ex-
tended even to the RorHscHuDs, from
whose bank it has withdrawn its ac-
count.
A NEW story Of bribery Of the Elliott
jury is told. OF course, a woman, the
wife Of one Of the iurymen, is at the
bottom Of it.
THESE are resigning times in the Re-
publican party. Secretary NOBLE now
makes his farewell bow, though there is
adisposition at Washington to deny the
fact.
LoNesTREEr defeated TENNY by
eight lengths yesterday on the Morris
Park track, in the presence Of $4,000
people. The old swayback wasn't in it
at all.
JOHN CHINAAIAN is at 1t again out
raging and numbering the foreigners
within his gates. II J. c. keeps this
thing up much longer the civilized
world will grab him and fire his heather
soul into eternity.
NINETY-three years ago yesterday
the young gentleman, CAsABIANcA, jr.,
by name, who distinguished himself by
the foolish act Of standing on the burn
ing deck whence all but he had fed,
was blown up with the ship.
IT APPEARS by the census that Penn
sylvania has more jail prisoners in pro-
portion to her population than any other
State. AT first blush this looks bad for
Pennsylvania; but it nlGy mean that she
has nearly all her criminals in jail and
other States haven't.
To OUR esteemed neighbor; How
would il do to build an iron bridge across
the creek at Main street and suspend it
IN position by a pair Of heavy gallOwses
reaching up lowell say up TO the
armament? In that event no iOunda-
tions would De necessary.
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Mr.. SYLVESTER You've was cashier
of the Newport News and Mississippi R.
R. at Louisville, and one Of the army Of
young men OF exemplary habits" He
has skipped out and $751; are missing
with him. Honors are pretty nearly
even between the good young man and
the bad young man.
TITS the opinion Of the New York
Commercial Bulletin that ''as prospects
-Hezr stand, we can calculate uPas tue
crop xesults Of 1891 taken a. whole,
sarpsl lng sAssA Aaly pre- Nus year."
Otbof authorities make similar est
mates. Let US hope that tb4s will be
more than an Offset TO the du'lneSS In
trade reported everywhere.
AN IMPORTANT legal principle has re-
Gently been stated by New York Judge
who said:
ga man may say a great many foolish
things TO his wife and yet De sooa nus
hand IN fact, a good husband may some
times even swear"
Does the judge mean swear at his
wife9 Come judge, lot us know the
exact extent Of our liberties.
CHICAGO springs q new sensation on
rs IN the shape of female street-car con-
dpetors. A company will employ them
70 evade an ordinance providing that no
vabicles can be run on the bouievards
rDless there be q lady aboard. They
are All to be pretty and young. The
male population Of Chicago will prooa-
blv suffer hereafter from lack
Of exercise.
PrRuAPs no better sign OF the
healthy growth and improvement OF the
city is wanted than the remarkable
change in the architecture OF all classes
Of buildings going up as compared with
"a s+r,ctrres. Their variety and
beauty are noted by strangers espeel-
ally. A decade from now, visitor VINO ,
has not been here in the interim Will
hardly recognize the old town.
ONE Of the singular features OF the
npre water controversy is the fact tha'
the Ice and Storage Company have Oh
Tered to supply the purest water Oh
oartb At one and a half cents per gallon
delivered if they could get suiheien
orders to Justify the expense ana trou
HE. But up to date the company hay'
rsceived but ten orders for their aeii
c,ous spring water. Can 1t be ina
many Of our citizens prefer the dul
colored and sand laden Ohio water VIII
:, a. ,...,,,ritieS tn the pure cOndenSel