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Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-01

For these complaints take Simmons
Liver Regulator. 1t keeps the stomach
clear and prevents any of the above poisons
from getting in the system, or, If there
already it will drive them out, nc. matter
how strongly rooted or long standing, and
you will again have good health and be
happy.
Have YOU a pain in the side, back or
under the shoulder -blade2 1t is not rheu-
matism but dyspepsia. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Does your heart throb violently after
unusual exertion or excitement 1t is not
heart disease, but indigestion.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-01
DIVIDEND NOTICE.
Aain Street Savings Bank and trust Company

For the half year ending June 3Oth, 1891. /.
dividend No. 4 has been declared by the board
OF directors OF the Main Street Savings Bank
per 6nnum on term deposits and 9 per cent.
per annum on ordinary deposits. 1fee of taxes
Payable on and after July 9th, 1891.
FRANK W. pEVAN,
Secretary and cashier Of Main Street Say
iups Rank and Trust Company 7-2-1n
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-01
The Ruggedest Path in Life

If 1t be but irradiated by good health, is shorn
OF half its distasteful features Hosts of dis
tinguished men and women have uttered re-
grets for past when young. full of vigor and
hope, though battling with obstacles that
seemed we'll nigh insurmountable, their pulses
beat, their veins tngled with the glow Of joy
GUS health. Chronic invalids, would you once
more feel that glow, would you-as Of yore-
sleep, eat, digest perfectly? Then use, with
persistence, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, fore
most among tonics, most reliable of vitalizing
chrondria, a loss of appetite and sleep, this
grand reparative OF debilitated physique and
Impaired constitutional vigor speedily pre-.
walls against. Rheumatic and neuralgia all
ments malarial disorders kidney troubles
and the growing infrmities Of age, are sue
cessfully combatted by this benign specific.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-01

THE REV. GEO. H. THAYER, of Bourbon,
Ind, says: ssBoth myself and wife owe our lives
to sHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE" For sale
by Heinzeman, 222 N. Main. OF Trout, sixth
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26

1t has often been claimed that tattoo
marks may be removed by pricking over
them goats milk This is mistaken
idea. Chemists and others have for years
experimental with various preparations
in the hope of discovering some agent to
wholly remove india ink marks from the
human skin. Nothing. however. has as
yet been found that will remove a por-
ton even of the Objectionable marks, UNI
less, possibly, the attempt be made inn
mediately following the tattooing proc
ess. At Mount Washington University
hospital, Baltimore. an experiment was
some years ago made in the presence OF
the writer upon the forearm of noted
character of that city who died there.
Before his death the man granted per-
mission to the students of the university
to experiment as they saw fit with bis
dead body One Of these students, Curl
Gus to learn everything possible connect
ed with the practice of tattooing, cut
from the dead mans arm q strip of skin
upon which coat of arms appeared. Be
meath the skin the design remained yisi.
bic. By degrees the flesh wa removed
the design in india ink still remaining il
sight until finally the bone was reached
After a thorough sponging for the pur
pose of removing the blood and pieces o.
flesh remaining, it was found that tbs
representation still appeared. After cut
ting away a small section of the bone the
india ink mark was found to have MOI
penetrated beyond. Boston Commercial
Bulletin.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
JUDGE NOT,

Judge not; the workings Of his brain
And Of his heart thou canst not SEQ;
What looks 10 thy dim eyes stain
In Gods pure sight may only DO
A scar, brought from some well won field,
Where thou wouldst only faint and yield.
The look, the air, that frets thy sight
May be token that below
The soul has closed in deadly fight
With some internal fiery foe,
Whose glance would scorch thy smiling grass
And east thee shuddering ON thy facet
And judge none lost, but wait aud zee,
With hopeful pity, not disdain;
The depth OF the abyss may be
The measure OF the height Of pain
And love and glory that may raise
This soul to God in after days.
"A A. Proctor,
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
Prospects Good.

"Flor1y, dear" faltered the Washing
ton youth, 81 couldn't summon cour-
age to tell you what was in my heart
and | wrote it. You got my letter,
didn't your
"Yes, George, got it."
"And you read it, didn't you?"
Eyes, read it. Lin fact, II read it
over twice"
"And now, Florry," he said, growing
bolder, Il have come to learn my fate.
"The best can promise you, George,
said the blushing daughter of the dis
tinguished congressman, withdrawing
her hand from the ardent clasp OF
the infatuated young man, sis that
will advance your letter to third read
ing tomorrow Chicago Tribune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
c.,,i,g II MIXED.

willie-Mamma, want to go to the play
this afternoon.
Mamma-You wouldn't enjoy it, Willie.
It's to be a Shakespearean play.
81 know it, mamma. l saw the sign
down town. It's going to be Oysters as
You Like 1t. '''-Chicago Tribune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
The Reason why.

Miss Smatterer-He didn't understand
me when | addressed him in French.
Miss Caustique-No wonder; he's
Frenchman.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
Too Much So.

"Did you read my last article?" said one
writer to another.
81 did"
Don't you think it was pretty exhaust
i've review of the subject"
81 found it so. "-Washington Post.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26

Sharpson grinding out verses)-I want
suitable rhyme for "chains."
Phlatz-W What's the matter with brains. F"
Cant use it. I'm writing a poem en-
titled The Cigarette Smoker. Chicago
Tribune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
WHY He nian,t Resnond.

Cleverton--Di you get my note asking
you to dine with me?
Dashaway-1es.
Cleverton-Why didn't you come?
Dashaway--I was too hungry.--Harper's
Bazaar
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
Eminently CAPABLE.

"They ought to put new inscription on
these telegraph messenger boxes"
"What should it be?"
'"You press the button; the boy will take
the rest. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26

The publisher and the humorist
Live on good terms, like men of sense,
Although the best jokes of the latter are
made
Invariably at the formers expense.
PUCK
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
His Task.

A very bashful youth was he;
He trembled in each Joint,
And found it hard TO come to the
Washington Post.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26

Slmpson-M1ss Dlana' love you ues-
perately. am
Louise-One moment, sir Please let
me give you this fauteuil-I keep it
handy for such occasions, for ! do hate
to see so many gentlemen ruin their
trousers by l1neeling on the foor!-Mun-
sey's Weekly
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
A Generous Man.

A Generous Man.
II he had but fifteen cents.
This paragon of men,
He'd buy a sandwich with the five,
And give the waiter ten.
-Munsey's Weekly.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26
DAVID CoPPERFIELD,
MARTIN CHuZZlEWlT,
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OUR MUTUAL FRIEND,
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in
world thousands
me cost the books
machinery extremely low price OF white and the
which all afford Every
o the great nh sWorks
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1891-02-26

/ BARNABY RuDcE AND CHRISTMAS
STORIES,
TATloNS,
THE OLD CURIOSITY SHOP AND
A TALE OF TWO CITIES, HARD
TIMES AND THE MYSTERY OF
! EDWIN brood.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20
It Affect. Them strangely.

.'It's queer the way people are affected
by visiting dentists Office" remarked
dental surgeon. 'Some no sooner
come here than they seem to be seized
with sudden chill, which sets them to
shiyering all over. They get in the chair
and turn on the natural gas to make as
much heat as possible. Why, I've even
had 10 put blankets around my patients
to keep them comfortable on a warm
day. Others are thrown into a feverish
state, and the perspiration breaks out
the minute they sit down. Then of
course have to shut of the fire.
.'But the strangest thing about both
classes of patients is that their chilliness
or feverishness leaves them Immediately
after they quit the chair. Ii Is nervous
ness and dread that cause these remark.
able physical effects, suppose. But it's
about as hard on me as il is on them, for
the uneyenness of temperature in the
operating room, which | must perforcc
endure, keeps mo suffering from a cold.
catarrh or headache about half the
time. Dispatch.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20
A r.m.,. ,m,.r.o..,.r,. Prank.

st. Alhans (Mc.) has young man.
George T.. Goodwin by name. who takes
female parts in comedy in way that
would have charmed classic Greece He
Is charming young fellow, "a tritie below
medium height light complexioned, with
red lips and small hands and feet. On
the stage hc dresses in girls clothing en-.
tirely, not a single article Of male attire
being allowed in his make up. His fa-
vorite gown is one lac cut and made him.
self. IL j., or appears 10 he, black silk,
with lace sleeves and low neck. The
sleeves reveal the round white arms be-
meath the lace. The neck and bosom,
being exposed 10 modest extent, are
very white. He wears "A beautiful blonde
wig, frizzled a la mode, and the way he
handles fan il described as simply
charming.
The young man aforementioned is not
content with his triumphs ON the stage,
but is guilty of the reprehensible practice
of flirting with the susceptible married
men Inc encounters while on his starring
tours. lie attended dance after a
recent show at Athens. and made young
wife furionsly jealous by his attentions
TO her husband. At another dance,
which he attended in his feminine rig,
he made ''mash" of highly respecta.
BILE middle aged man who had a wife,
and who didn't detect the game until he
had furnished much amusement to thoss
in the secret. Dexter (aie.l Gazette.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

bear II no longcr-he throws up his arms
-he yields tu the Invisible,
Il will. will,' he screams. IL will con.
fess-l did kill the old Picrretl | did
rob him of his money, But for Gods
sake stop it-that accursed voice-stop
it, stop it,
Stop IL! But il will not stop--it Is like
a machine that runs forever, and il
comes from the Comtoise. Jocard dis
covers il at last. and with howl of rage
filings himself upon it. He strains II in
his arms. shakes it, dashes il to the floor!
The works tumble from the case, and
with them a long roll covered with metal
shcathing.
Pierret, listening at the open window,
crosses the sill with bound; his fingers
close upon Jocard's throat with a grasp
Of iron.
do you hear him." he cries. "Do
you hear him, one and allt | call upon
you Ia witness it--Jocard confessss-he
Is my fathers murderer
And how had Pierrct learned or guessed
the truth. "Instrinct," he would have
told you, aided by Providence and an nc
Ctaehtai nstoNcrN tilat the tale Jocaru
related Of "an inheritance" from beyond
the mountains was lie out of "whole
cloth" rs the saying goes; Jocard's
avoidance Of his shop; dozen such
tritles rs these and an indiscreet word or
two dropped by the rascal himself when
in his cups inspiration from heaven
assisted by genius" To quote the procu-
reur generals words in his arraignment
of the criminal, had done tho rest ard
taught a poor Insignificant worker on
watches to utilize the great and scientific
principle of the phonograph in the cause
of justice by adapting it to the mechan-
ism of a clock.
Jocard was condemned unanimously,
and the Comtoise. its mission done, sings
as checrily as ever on the walls Of the
Pierret shop. and will sing there forever
for all the money that was ever coined
could not purchase from its owner what
TO him is his fathers avenger.-Trans-
lated from the French of Lermina by L.
Z. Waggener for New York Mercury.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

A dog, being annoyed by bees, ran.
quite accidentally, into an empty barrel
lying ON the ground, and, looking out at
the bung hole, addressed his tormentors
thus:
Had you been temperate, stinging me
only one at time, you might have got a
good deal Of fun out Of me. As IL is, you
have driven me into u secure retreat: for
can snap you up as fast as you come In
through the bung hole. Behold the folly
of incorporate zeal"
When he had concluded. he awaited a
reply. There wasn't any reply. for the
bees had never gone near the buns hole;
they went in the same way as he did, and
made it very warm for him.
Tho lesson Of this fable is that one can
not stick 10 his pure reason while quar-
reling with bees. q. Bierce.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

Here Ia another ,3tofa Of the ancients,
and one in which vo u=n sec the origin
Of cur menu cards. i.eh guest. as econ
90 he had Gettl,d upon his couch, was
handed . ps2ss ~ witch wGs written
tho raias OF every er,iele to be eervod ai
the fcaSt and In thu order In which IL was
TO 10 seIrod--a convenient. II not an in
Gispcnsablo custom; indeed. In tho pres.
cnt day VIC would 10 apt 10 look upon
tho omission as t;arbaroas. Tor what could
b moro co than TO Eeep man OF mod
ercte gaaironomic capacity In ignorance
OF some coming dalicGcy. end thus allow
him, In tho dark. 10 crowd Il out with
sono previous dish or dishes which be
may tolerate rather than fancy.--Tahle
Talk.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20
A Commensurate sssslsm.us.

rrecently visited the Amina settlement
In Iowa. wheret there are about 1900 peo-
pie living In common found that the
community system works better among
them than among any other In the coun-
try. However. there was this 10 be OBJ
served, thai most OF the communists
were middle aged or old men Learned
that the younger generation which has
grown up wants to own something N
individuals and leave the community as
soon a. possible. There arc several vii
lagos. Amina being the principal. and
this has pretty hotel The landlord re-
ceives the money from his guests and
every day turns IL over 10 the treasurer
Of the community and receives his sup
plies from the commissary department.
Il Is the same throughout every branch
Of business In which these people en-
gage. II 10 like the general government,
only no salaries are paid. Every family
has house. built at the general expense.
They are all alike.--SI Louis Globe
Democrat
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

An ingenious agricultural person who
lives not very far from Boston has his
upon new and decidedly profitable In
dustry. There has recently arisen de-
mand for crows heads. hitherto deemed
valueless, and Il is his purpose 20 supply
II. Ten cents apiece the county aufhori-
ties have offered for the crania Of these
interesting birds. from whose destructive
propensitiSs she farmers crops have been
suffering wSaSusly of late yeas- Under
ordinary circumstances this bounty
would not isave very large margin OF
profit for the recipient II costs some
thing. you see. 70 kill n crow. There Is
the ammunition, In the first place. which
Is expensive. and one cannot count upon
staying even single inky feathered fowl
for each charge Of shot and powder.
Besides, the sportman's time must DO
reckoned In the account
But the enterprising speculator above
referred 10 has devised q scheme by
which a maximum percentage Of gain 10
TO be secured without any risk worth
speaking OF He has set up q chicken
incubator of the most approved pattern.
In which is placed a. fast as laid the pro-
duct of about 100 hen crows that have
been trapped and confined. In company
with perhaps dozen cock crowa With
In fifteen days the little CREATURES are
hatched, and q fortnight later they are
ready TO be decapitated. For be It un-
derstood that the bead Of = crow chick Il
worth jus, as much as that OF an adult
OF the same species. At the uniform rate
Of ten for . dollar, dead. they pay the
producer.-Albany Argus.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20
natural B,r HEAD.

C. W. Russell. q prominent business
man. wears the biggest hat In town, II
not In the whole country. He Ia large,
well proportioned man. and one would
not for \ moment imagine he wore an
"a hat II is a fact. however. There Is
only one establishments In the country
where they have block largo enough
20 build hat for Mr.. Russell. and that
Is located at Bethel. Conn. In all prob
ability Russell would have TO go hatless
il tho manager of the Bethel factory had
not made a block expressly for him. Mr..
Amcs exhibited this enormous hat 90 q
large number Of persons yesterday. 1t
fitted q man who wore u hat like a
circus tent over balloon A boz had
70 be made specially for IL The hrim Il
. fraction over three inches vida from
the body to the rim all around. Chicago
Herald.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

Mr.. Brown had .bird dogr--a very
handsome hunter--and must cell you
how he was spoiled for hunting. Ii was
20 funny a circumstance that his master
always laughed when he told the story.
although he was much vexed to lose 90
good game dog, His housskeeper had
q parrot given 70 her, and the firss time
the dog came into the room where the
bird was he stopped and '.poinied-" The
parrot slowly crossed the room and came
up In front Of the dog and looked him
square In the eye. and then. after . mo-
ment. said: you're rascali" The dog
was 40 much astonished to hear bird
speak that he dropped his tail between
his legs, wheeled about and ran away.
and from that day 10 this no has never
been known TO point" at bird. Our
Little Roys and Girls.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20

In the autumn when the nuts are ripe
pecial favorites You will not see bird
near the place until they ARE ready for
thrashing down. but when that time has
come a solitary pioneer will appear first,
high up. inspecting the tree or trees
The next day he will be joined by one or
two more. After wheeling about and
over the place they will settle and ex-
anime the state OF the crop. II the outer
rind Is looeened from the shell of the
nut. problem soon solved by the birds
biting a piece off, they will fly away ard
give information to the rest that luxuries
are to be had Then a number come.
nipping the nuts off in the most whole
sale manner and flying OFT with them.
In the first field or meadow they dine;
with a dig or two of the powerful bill
they split off the outer covering. and
then with one more dig open the
nut and eat the contenta They are
quickly back for more. "Hil Clip!
Rooksi' cries mans voice. and fine
old dog dashes over the lawn q dozen
times day. barking his loudest to scare
them off. for II left to themselves they
will clear the heaviest crop from the
trees in very short time
IL is no use thinking Of shooting them,
you may point . stick at them and
flourish 1t about as much as you like,
aud it win not disturb them in the least.
A gun Is q different matter: only let
them catch sight of one, and instead Of
committing their rob5eries In an open
and deliberate manner. as Is their usual
way, they will chatter into the trees like
hawks when they get chance. nip of
the nuts and fly away.
The only effectual plan Il to trap one.
once saw the experiment tried. One OF
them hopped into a common trap, set
openly. only 80 secured that the bird
could not fly off with II. Finding him
self in trouble the rook yelled out his
note OF alarm Up the others cluttered,
cawing their loudest and dropping some
OF their plunder All their friends round
about came to see what was the matter
and to join in the uproar. Flying round
and dashing down to him as though To
get him out. and finding this no use. they
wero frightened out Of their wits by
their comrades frantic shouts. and they
mounted high up in the air. cawing their
loudest
When the captive had his neck twisted,
and he was spread eagled out on a stick
for his companions inspection, the bust
ness was settled. not a single rook has
been near the place from that time !
have often proved the fact that shooting
some does not affect the rest in the least;
but trapping one upsets the whole rock
cry for long time. When that calamity
has once taken place il is put down in
their notebook, and no matter what may
be the attractions Of the locality, 1t is
Stunned with the greatest caution
Cornhill Magazine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-06-20
scl.n,lllc stud, Of prux..

But little is known of the action oi
drugs on the human body in health.
For number of years an English bi.
ologist, Mr.. w. Sharp. has been expert.
menting to determine this action. using
different quantities Of the same drug,
and he has reached some interesting
conclusions. including the following
The smallest doses used in these exper.
iments have power TO act upon the liv.
ing human body; the commonly re
ceived opinion that the actions Of drug
are simply increased In degree and not
altered in character by increasing the
dose is AN error; the actions Of drugs
are sufficiently distinct 10 admit OF
classification Arkansaw Traveller.