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: Served Him Exceedingly Right.

served Him exceedingly hIShC"
The same merchant whose store front
was labeled last Sunday morning with
the legend ''This man ships his goods by
the Baker, had a little experience since
which if it did not teach wholesome
lesson, made him use some vigorous
cuss words. He ordered from below ten
sacks of sugar, to be shipped by the
Baker, but it came by the cars. So in
stead of paying 81. so the freight cost him
1915. Served him exceedingly right.
Now right here the CHRONICLE may just
as well be plain as not. There is no
remedy left for the people-nothing they
can do, save let severely alone every
merchant who turns traitor to the best
interests of the people. When the mer-
chants of this city are standing shoulder
to shoulder loyalty, as one man, with
only one exception, in the support of the
Regulator the CHRONICLE does not pro-
pose to be silent and allow that man or
any other man to reap an advantage
over the rest. If merchant becomes a
traitor to the people for the sake of saw
ing 15 cents on sack of sugar, let him
keep his sugar. The people IN that case
ought not to buyit and ace greatly mistaek
their temper If they eUil.
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For the Children.

Our readess will notice the ADVERTISE
ments in these columns for Chamberlain
& Co., Des Moines, Iowa. From per-
sonal experience we can say that Cham :
berlain's Cough Remedy has broken up
bad colds for our children and we are
acquainted with many mothers in Cen
terville who would not be without it in
the house for good many times it's cost
and are recommending il every day
CentervilIe, S. D., Chronicle and I,.de1.
25 cent, so cent and 81 bottles, for sale
by Snipes & Kinersly, druggists. d&w
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CHRONICLES SHORT STOPS.
For coughs and colds use 1919.
2379 is the cough syrup for children

For coughs and colds use 2379.
2379 is the cough syrup for children.
Stacy Shown having left my employ 1
will not be responsible for any debts he
may contract nor any business he may
transact. w. E. GARRETsON.
11-16-tf.
VIM, Michel has added a full line of
picture frame mouldings of all descrip-
tions and is now prepared to make
picture frames of all sizes and qualities
at his undertaking rooms, corner Third
and Washington streets, The Dalles.
11-2I-lm
Mrs. Lochhead will take limited
number of pupils for painting and for
vocal music after the 10th of December.
For further particulars inquire at the
residence of w. S. Myers Esq, Third,
street. 12-7-4t
Any person desiring their horses or
cattle wintered until the 1st of March
can do so by inquiring at Chrisman
Bros meat market or J. l.. Kelly, for
the reasonable rates of ten dollars.
12-7-17
If you want to send an acceptable
Christmas gift to friends in the old
country buy an Anchor Line draft for
any amount payable on demand in all
cities and towns of Europe, Great Britain
and Ireland For sale at lowest rates at
the Office of Thornbury & Hudson.
12-2-6w
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LOCAL BREvITIEs.

Captain E. F. Coe of Hood River is at
the Umatilla house.
]. F. Hampshire has gone on a short
business trip to Portland.
State Lecturer William Holder of
Grass Valley is in the city.
Ira Brown inspector of United States
land offices is in the city.
General James A. Varney is up on a
short visit to his old home.
S. F. Hubbard and George Nein of
Hood River are in the city.
B. F. -Laughlin returned last night
from business trip to Portland.
= Polk and Ebon Butler of Nansene were
in the city attending to business in the
land Office today.
George Filloon left yesterday morning
on business trip to Pekin, Illinois and
other places east.
w. S. Cooper, Mrs. Arndef and Mrs.
Evarts of Grants station are registered
at the Umatilla house.
V. G. Brsck, county clerk of Sherman
county was in the city last night and
left this morning on trip to Portlands
A business council of the grange will
meet at Summit grange hall near Nansene
on Tuesday and "Wednesday the 18th
and 10Th instant.
A session of the circuit court was held
this afternoon for the purpose of hearing
arguments and motions on some unim-
portant cases still remaining on the
docket.
Pat Bolton, Miss Annie Bolton and
Mike Callaghan of Tygh Ridge who
came into town on Tuesday to attend to
{ business in the land Office returned
home this morning.
Major Calderwood the silver -tongued
orator of Seattle, WASH, will deliver a
temperance lecture in the court house
tomorrow at z 80 p. m. Admission free
and every body invited.
Colonel Sinnot received today from
Washington, by the frank of Senator
Dolph, Uncle Jerry Rusk's treatise on
the diseases of the horse. The joke of it
is, the colonel never owned a horse in
his life and never expects to own one.
The entertainment announced in these
columns few days ago to take place at
the Fairfield school house on next
Tuesday evening has been postponed to
Thursday evening the 18th inst, as the
business council of the patrons of hus-
bandry will be in session in the neigh
borhood at the former date.
The new grange store, coroner of Fed
eral and Fourth streets is doing fine
trade. The manager E. N. Chandler in
formed a CHRONICLE representative to-
day that the business during the past
week was the best the store has known
since it moved into its new quarters and
he thought equal to the bestiweek's trade
the store has ever known.
Night warchman Con Howe arrested
tin horn last night-a stranger, whom
he found prowling around the city seek
ing whom he might fleece. He has
given his solemn promise to leave for
Prineville in the morning True
enough, we have number of tin-horns
in The Dalles, but. they are required to
keep within bounds, and the climate is
very unhealthy for outsiders.
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NOTICE.

To the merchants of The Dalles. In
ordering freight shipped be sure and
have it marked care of Holman & Co.,
Portland, Or, who will transfer ali
freight to the Dalles Portland & Astoria
Navigation Co.
HOLMAN & Co.
Draymen and forwarders,
No. "a n. Front street,
1922 1922. Portland, Or.
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The Old and the New.

"Of course it hurts but you must grin
and bear il" is the old time consolation
given to persons troubled with rheuma-
tism. ''If you will take the trouble to
dampen piece of flannel with Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and bine it on over
the seat oe pain your rheumatism will
disappear, is the modern and much
more satisfactory advice. 80 cent bot
ties for sale by Snipes & Kinersly, drug
gists. d&w
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FOR SALE.

Four lots with good house on them,
all on the bluff above the brewery which
will be sold cheap or. trade for cattle.
Address J. L. KELLY,
9-11-tf The Dalles.
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The Mission Gardens, greenhouse,
stock and fixtures. l am prepared to
offer rare bargain owing to change in
residence. For terms enquire at the
premises or of A. N. Varney at the land
Office.
l5tf. J. A. .VARNEY.
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Wanted.

An experienced salesman from the
east desires position. Best of refer
ences. Address Box 156, The Dalles.
1l-30-tf
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The agent of DR.. Sills factory in Port
land is at "a ed. street with full stock
of electric belts, etc.. call and get cleo
tricity free of charge. He is here for
few days only. 1921
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For Rent.

A nicely furnished, furnace heated
room, in central location, suitable for a
lady or gentleman. Board if desired
INQUIRE at this office.
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For Sale Cheap.

A gentle, handsome family horse and
a new covered buggy and harness for
sale cheap. Apply at this office. lott
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why He was turned out of Church.

Why He Was Turned Out OF Church.
A Georgia editor caused a sensation in
church while they were singing we'll
known hymn by bawling out in spirit
of Observation-Disclosures
Let every kindred, every tribe,
On this terrestrial ball
Put down their dollar and subscribe,
And well receipt for all.
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NOTICE.

All persons who have not paid their
school tax for 1891, will have costs added
after January /, 1892.
j. M. HUNTINGTON.
School Clerk.
December 9, 1891. 12-9-1-1
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METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
THURSDAY, DEC. 10, 1891.

The Chronicle is the Only Paper in
The Dalles that Receives the Associated
Press Dispatches.
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A Preventive ror Group.

We want every mother 70 know. that
Group can be prevented. True Group
never appears without warning. The
first symptom is hoarseness; then the
child appears to have taken a cold or a
cold may have accompanied the hoarse-
ness from the start. After. that pecul-
lar rough cough is developed, which is
followed by tho Group. The time to act
is when the child first becomes hoarse;
a few doses of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy will prevent the attack. Even
after rough cough has appeared the
disease may be prevented by using this
remedy as directed. 1t has never been
known to fail. 25 cent, so cent and 81
bottles for sale by Snipes & Kinersly,
druggists. d&w
The National market is now open and
will furnish you meat at living rates.
Remember that restaurants, hotels and
steamboats, are given wholesale rates.
12-S-d1-w3t
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.
J. A. .VARNEY.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss. she clungto Castoria.
When shehad Children. she gavethem castoria
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STAGES.

STAGES.
For Prineviile, via. Bake Oven, leave daily
except Sunday at A. N.
For Antelope, Mitchell Canyon City, leave
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, at A. M
For Dufur, Kingsley, Wamic, Wapinitia, Warm
springs and Tygh Valley, leave daily Except
sunday at A. NJ.
For Goldendale, Wash, leave every day OF the
week except Sunday at A. NJ.
Offices for all lines at the Umatilla House.
Post-Ofhce.
OFFICE HOURS
General Delivery Window. 8 a. m. to p m.
Money Order "........... s. a. m. to 4 p. m
sunday u ID ".....-.....9 a. m. to 1O a. IN
CLOSING OF MAILS
BY trains going East. g p m and IL :45 a. m.
4" 90 West 8 p. m. and 4:45 p m
stage for Goldendale. le....-.....-.-.-. 1880 a. m
90 %Prineville. 5:SO a. m.
=" '~Dufur and Warm Springs $3.50 a. m.
60 leaving for Lyle d. Hartland. $3.50 a. m.
Z" 90 90 tAntelope. 5:3O a. m
Except Sunday.
tTri-weekly Tuesday Thursday and Saturday.
Monday Wednesday and Friday.
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Railroads.

Railroads.
EAST BOUND.
No. ,, Arrives 11:4O A. M Departs IL: AS A. NJ.
t s, '' II: 05 P. NJ 90 II: so P. NJ.
WEST BOUND.
No. 1, Arrives 4:40 A.. NJ. Departs 4:50 A. M.
" z, $40 P. NJ. 60 6:45 P. u.
Two loca. freights that carry passengers leave
one for the west at 7:45 A. M, and one for the
east at A. N.
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

But, SAYS one, what is all this
about:
There is Just this in it, In many
places there are certain privileges
and couitesies not extended TO the
physician unless he becomes Il
mem Der of one or more medical
societies.
On becoming II member he is
expected, and in the Kentucky
State Medical Society he is re-
quircd, to pay his annual dues to
meet the expenses of the society,
or forfeit his membership,
The lovers of wine and patrons
Of the saloon, either by a little
stategy or actual majoritics, man
age TO thrust liquors into some
part Of the program at the meet
ings OF these societies, and there.
by force the sober element out, OF
compel them TO be present and
thereby endorse liquor drinking
and its attendant evils.
The writer for one, stays out
and will continue to do so at all
hazards and at any sacrifice.
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

over I feel like | have compro-
missed myself.
No, "NIiss Emma" wasn't fast
80 that the boys could say "Who:
Emma and Will. she talked {,
me she was wrapped from hel
throat to the tips of the turned ~
toes Of her japanese shoes in th,
most gorgcously decorated--witl
gold and pearls and diamonds
velvet Japanese robes that cost
money by the thousands.
1t did look too utterly too toe
funny for anything on earth to sec
that little woman preaching away
as earnestly as a Methodist at a
High Bridge Camp meeting, with
her face all painted up aud the
big japanese hair pins sticking
through her hair, but | wouldn't
have laughed fora thousand dol
lars though | liketer busted.
Talk about a woman having
brains.
The combined cerebral force of
Billy Breckenridge, Jo Blackburn
and John q. Carlisle could not
have done it.
Last night when the moon was
shining full, and the earth was all
fresh from the rain, | boarded one
of the open electric ears and took
that circle through the fair
grounds.
1t beats a gondola in Venice.
Now let me give you gentlemen
of the Fair Association and of the
Electric railway pointer. There's
in it.
Go out to the Fair ground and
build inside of the big enclosure
that the trotting track runs
around, just across the track from
the electric road. an "Audito-
rum" one story high, that will
hold 5000 people, and gives us, at
the very cheapest kind of rates,
lectures and dramatic entertain
ments that shall be as pretty and
funny as the dickens, but rigidly
draw the line at the indicate,
and Give me an advertisement i'm
the Blade and | will fill it chock
full, ard l will make nearly every
preacher in town go and take ''his
sisters and his cousins and his
eAunts.-don't " krow about his
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02
DIR, j. ID. Smith Of Patlucah,
Criiiciscs DIR. David Barrow
OfLcXingtOn, on Wine at
the approaching Med
icaI Meeting in
this City.

PADuCAH, KY, April, 1891.
To the Bluegrass Blade.
Eighteen years ago the annua
meeting of the Kentucky State Med
ical Society was held in this city,
and unwritten history tells us that
the meeting wourd up with wine
supper, from which some of the
members went to their quarter,
in poor plight for examining and
prescribing tor the sick.
Four years ago the Society met
here again, and, by an extra effort
on the part of few of us, alco-
holic liquors were ruled out of the
program.
Dissatisfaction at this was ex-
pressed by some of the members,
and at the close of the meeting
rumor said that more care would
be exercised in selecting commit
tees OF arrangements in the future
so that such Il mistake might not
be made again.
OF course the mistake was not
made again the next year, because
it was guarded against from the
beginning
One year ago the society met a,
the neighboring city of Ilender-
son, and the writer addressed n
note to the Chairman Of the Com
mittce of Arrangements, Dr.
Fletcher Of that place, TO know if
Intoxicating liquors would be in
troduccd as Il ! art Of the program,
so that he might know whether to
arrange his business so as to at
tend the meeting.
DR., Fletcher replied that the
question of Introducing alcoholic
liquors as II part Of the program
for the meeting had not been set
tied by the committee, but that
when settled he would write
again.
No turthor communication was
received from the Doctor, and
hence the writer did not attend.
On the 10th of March, ult, the
following circular was received
which explains inself.
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02
A v RsIi;nGton Judge Calls IN
see me and Talks AbOut Col.
IngcrsOIl's Dead
Brother, Ct aI. =

A few minutes before write a
most elegant and accomplished
gentleman that | had never met
before called at my Office to pay
me for his paper, and to talk with
me. III
He is Judge who foryears has
practiced law in Washington City,
and ofcourse | felt complimented.
He is a reader of The Arena,
and sketched over the article of
Rev. j. w. McGarvey of our city
in the May issue, that lay upon
my table, with view to reading
it more carefully. lie knew of
Rev. McGarvey, said he was a
scholar and man Of capacity but
needed a little spreading out.
The Judge said that the brother
of Col. Ingersoll, over whom the
Colonel delivered that famous
funeral orltior, used frequently to
come to his office and play euchre,
(the Judge did not play himself)
but, he said, that the dead Inger-
soil was not a man Of any special
capacity, but was merely jolly
rollicking, good natured man.
The Judge is the intimate personal
friend of Rev's Robert Colyer-
one of my "Four Bobs"--and
David Swing, and has been in the
habit of going fishing with Colyer.
BE says he is a splendid compan-
ion.
The Judge was born in Maine
and is good Prohibitionist, but
he abominates Talmage and Sam
Jones. He likes old Brother
Beecher.
Talmage and Sam are mighty
good Prohibitionists, and that
fact 'covers a multitude of sins
with me, but itgags me to swallow
either of them. 4
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

All ofthese except the Reporter
are truly loyal Prohibition papers:
but | do not think that one ought
to claim to be such. Excepting
series of editorials which have
appeared in the Reporter the pur-
port of which is to impress upon
its readers that | am an intidel.
there has not for Il number of is
sues been in the Reporter any al
lu>ion in any way to the Prohi-
hilton cause. nor to any temper,
ance work of any kind, nor do |
remember to have seen in it any
advocacy of any kind of morals.
To assure the public that | am
accurate in my statement. | hereby
call the attention OF the Southern
Journal and Of the Worker to the
fact that it will be their duty to
the Reporter to correct my state
ment ii what say about it is not
true.
The editor of the Reporter was
in the Confederate army, and his
paper is edited in Il Republican
county.
As far as | can determine its
politics it seems To be Democratic.
Its editor may be Il Prohibition
i,t, but | do not see how a man
can be much of Il Prohibitionist
and edit Il newspaper without say
ing even as much for Prohibition
as many Democratic papers here
do.
The Georgetown Times, for in
stance, that i, a leading Democratic
paper gives unstinted space TO
Prohibition writers, and many of
the best Democratic papers in the
Bluegrass Kingdom give kindly
notice of Prohibition meeting, and
other Prohibition matters rs the
Reporter does not.
think 1t is misleading to allude
to the Reporter as Prohibition
paper
1t, editor SAYS his is not Il parti-
san paper, and cannot CONCEIVE
of Il Prohibition paper that is not
partisan.
| do not suppose that the editor
ofthe Reporter claims to edit Il
Prohibition paper.
He ha, shown great opposition
to me and my paper; but OF that
do not complain, because | thinb
that is the editors idea of religion
and there is as good reason t,
suppose he is Conscientious il
the matter AS there generally is il
such cases.
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

sOureC on the Doctors stomach,
cured me Of sucking eggs, and |
have never taken any Oft in mine
since l used to do it professionally
as a newspaper reporter.
The only two sweethearts that
l have had since | was a married
man are "Dolly Warden" and
Emma Abbott.
She's dead, they say, but III
bet buttermilk she's still a sing
ing with a harp accompaniment by
the angels, and if she rings in q
few bars from the "Moon Song"
in "Mikado,' they'll have to stir
themselves to get away with her.
| shall never forget that scene in
her dressing room that | have
written YOU about when she sci
me down in her open trunk full
of diamonds 100000 worth il
they were worth a nickel.and be-
tween her cues in "Mikado,"
when the people laughed aud
cried and shouted and app'auded
and almost buried the little
woman in flowers, she still had
time to tell me, Il newspaper re,
porter, in the most enhancing
snatches and broken doses, how
she rose up in church and skinned
that preacher in Nashville, who
lampooned her not knowing that
she was present. and nailed his
pachidermatous hide, riddlod un-
til il would not hold shucks, ON
the gable end of history to dry, Il
warning to preachers that they
ought to know who they are
preaching to when they preach.
But you never got "Miss En-
ma into tights, and when at Il
critical time, in the beginning of
her career, she broke big en-
gagement with big manager be-
cause she would not get into them,
she had sounded the key note of
the career which immortalizcd
her.
When. in Shakespeare, sweet
"Rosalind' comes out in tights
that the very essence of the play
demands that's all right and lit
ting and proper.
Under such circumstances II
pretty woman's ankle, with great
latitude-yea, and bngitude-at
tached to the meaning Of the
word, is not Il thing to be sncezcd
at, but when in the otherwise
sweet al. Nj. S. Piuaiore,' they
go out ofthe way to pander to the
gross appetite OF the peanut gal.
lery by representing young mid
shipmen by pretty girls in tights,
when the greatest land lubber in
the world knows that a sailor al
ways wants the biggest breechcs
he can get, it makes me tired,
and, like the Doctor, when it's all
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

h0lic liquors are to be served as a
part OF the social, or any other
program, | shall certainly not be
present.
1t is true that in many locali-
ties those who use these bever
ages step to the front, and claim
the right of way in scientific, as
we'll as political organizations.
But it is equally true that those
who do not use them, nor approve
of their use socially have a right
to silently enter their protest
against the tyranny which seems
to be inherent in their use, and in
the traffic that furnishes them. by
absentiug themselves from the
places and occasions where they
are to be made Il part Of the social
program.
| am, my dear Sir,
Yours iraternally,
J. ID. SMIIU, Nj. ID.
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

&<4:T''1
AZ the Breakfast Table nj
Snlm's.-Thc Nude i'm Nature.

The Doctor looked bunged uT
about the eyes and talked bass
and said he felt meancr than q
dog. l said "What'5 up" lie
said "Went to leg show last
night at the Opera House. Said
l, "young man you are coming,
you are getting older every day
you i've"
Then we got to talking about
the "Nude in Nature" lisa set
tie fact that they are going to
have it ain art"-"Mrs Hart" in
the court house rotunda settled
that hash, and now the fight is
coming on as to whether they are
going to have it in nature"
May be the moss is sprouting on
my back, but am doubtful about
the first and square out fornenst
the latter.
I hear that minister and his
wife got up and walked out of the
house at the Doctors anatomical
show.
give him credit for it.
I reckon nobody is going to
charge me with being a Puritan
dead gone on the "Blue Jaws" Of
Connecticut, but | tell you. ladies'
and gentlemen, we ought to draw
the line somewhere on this
racket.
just dearly love the Opera
and / don't care how funny you
make it so that you keep it pure.
I've seen the Can-Can (don't for
PHYS sake. mistake that for Con
Com in Paris and the original
;ssRlack Crook at Niblo's Garden,
s-<1Z 49, sAox,o Saap Spno ii ret
Blue-grass blade., 1891-05-02

TO which the following reply
was received.
LEXINGTON, KY, March II, 81.
DIR. j. ID. Smith, Paducah, Ky.
Dear Doctor:
Your letter of March 10th, Just
received. Alcoholic drinks will
not be special feature OF our en-
tertainment.
We will have Il banquet on the
night of the 2Sth of May, and on
that occasion wine will flow freely.
Hope YOU can be with us.
Yours truly,
DAVID BARROW.