The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-10-29
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- some insects are in state of matu-
rity SO minutes after birth
Two mats owned by the Shah Of
Bareda are worth 100000.
- During 1890 there were built in the
United States $500 Churches
- \ kind word will 90 farther and
strike harder than cannon ball.
:! Chicago dentist says that too
much kissing causes the teeth Of Ameri.
cans to decay.
is your father Christian asked the
new minister. No. replied the boy, he
sings in the choir.
= Trying to drown sorrow in drink is
about as wise as cutting off sore finger
to make it stop hurting.
= Out of the letters ia the sentence
"Lct charity arouse your ZEAL" st.
Louisian has formed 29,059 words.
- The annual coffee crop Of the world
is estimated a. over l1.000,000,0OO
pounds, worth in first hands over $685.
900 1000.
The governor general of India re-
ceives a salary of $2jO,000 year, and
extras which increase the amount to
$500 900.
Very popular, very small, very good.
De Wits Little Early Risers, the pill for
constipation, biliousness, sick headache.
For sale by Iyilhite & Wilhite.
There are very few things in this
world worth getting angry about, and
they are precisely the things which anger
does no. help.
- The California raisin crop is this
year estimated ct eighteen hundred car
loads, three hundred and Ely more than
lest year.
= Constipation, blood poison, fever
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars; DeWitt's
Little Early Riscrs cost quarter. Take
your choice. For sale by Wilhite & Viii.
hite. T
= 1860 pairs Of wooden shoes are
sold annually in Cincinnati, o., at an
average price of 25 cents a pair. They
are chiefly made in Indiana.
- Frank (pleadingly)-"l never kissed
girl before in my life" May (coldly)-
"Well, l haven't advertised for appren.
tices, have I ,"
A beautiful skin, bright eyes, sweet
breath, good appetite, vigorous body,
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits Sarsaparilla. 1t is
sold BY Wihite and Wihi.e.
"A Georgia farmer is living with his
sixth wife. Each of his five other wives
died on the Friday preceding the second
Sunday of the month.
- Mr.. 0. d. Wakeman, of Deposit,
n. Y, owns servceable dog. 1t lately
found and walked home with pocket
book containing four hundred dollars in
greenbacks.
1t is quite the fashion now to takc
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones. vii.
hite and Wilhite sells them. t
= A graduate of Princeton College
complains that he was married to a young
woman without knowing it. Unuvupled
ly, a girl ought to give fellow notice.
Marriage is serious affair.
= A young gentleman wishes to
know which is proper to say on leaving
a young lady friend sitter call-good
night or good evening? Never tell lie,
young man-say good morning.
- Puri6es the blood, increases the
circulation. expels poisonous humors and
builds up the system. What more do you
want medicine to perform? DeWitt's
Sarsaparilla is reliable. For sale by Will
hte and Wilnite.
"You say the chicken soup isn't
good? Why, l told the cook how to
make it. Perhaps she didn't catch the
idea? Boarder-"No; think it was
the chicken she dident catch"
- 1t takes about three seconds for
message to go from one end of the At
lan,ic cable to the other. To those who
have never paid one dollar per word for a
cablegram, this information will be in
teresting.
If food sours on The stomach, diges.
tion is defective. De Wits Little Early
Risers will remedy this. The famous
little pills, that never gripe and never
disappoint. For sale by White & Will
hite.
- The ostrich is long stopper. When
feeling, his step measures from 20 to y
inches, when walking, but not feeding,
% inches, and when terrified, from IL to
II feet, or at the rate of about twenty-five
miles an hour.
: Say, Harry" said one small boy to
another, "they's people in the moon."
40, they hain't." "1'es, they is: my
pa said -o." "How does your pa know?
He was never in the moon." "No, but
he's out every night and sees lots. [
Guess he knows more'n US"
- De Wits Little Early Risers never
sripe or cause nausea. Mild but sure,
as,i, rather than force. Best little pill
for sick headache, chronic constipation.
dyspepsia. For sale By White & vii.
hite.
- There i. little boy in Massachu-
sets who believes that business should
me before religion as we'll as before
pleasure. Ga recent Sunday he aston.
shcd The congregation by rushing into
the Church and cxcla;ming, Where is
nv papa The pigs are out
- The British deb, is 50 large that il
it were divided into one pound notes they
would completely cover the State OF Ohio
three time, over. r. paid in penny