Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-17

| some newspaper wag started a story
that Mrs. Stanley was going 10 publish
y book entitled. Chow | Found Stan.
ley.' Now the lady IL receiving
bushels OF letters asking her when the
took VIII be published, anu enclosing
TRAITS and checks for autograph copies.
Mrs. Stanley Intends Publishing n card
stating that she will unt disclose Ia the
world how she found her husband, or
10y what peculiar strategy she captured
The famous traveller.
The little town n Economy, on the
Ohio River, seventeen miles from
Pittsburgh Ii well known A. purely
soclalistic community. IL was estab-
lshed IN 1928 by German Colonists.
The 10Th Inst. the anniversary Of the
founding Of the settlement was cele-
buted. The community owns nearly
4,0lO acres, aud the value Of the whole
property II Sl5,0p1,O0O. In 1870 III.
population was about 1000, now II IA
only NIFTY persons. Six new member,
were TAKEN In las, year should the
community iisband, lawyers will have
a harvest.
Now York City has murder COM
United for i've cents. The 10Th inst.
John Stotdard borrowed i've cents
from Tom Sullivan to get shaved. lie
went to Frank Lamortu's shop, where
a shave without bay rum cost. nick.
81. After shaving Stoddani, the barber
began TO apply hay run. The other
/ objected saylDg he could not afford the
luxury. The barber said II would cost
ten cents anyway, Stoddard denouno.
cd this attempt at cheating him. The
barber drew Ills razor. cut Stoddard's
throat and gave double Import 10 his
name OF Lamotte. Stoddard died n
short time after.
General Miles IL In shallow water ut
present. He has received some hard
knocks for his conduct during the In
uian ghost dance. Now Mrs. Jeiicr.
son Davis charges him with brutality
70 her husband while u prisoner In Ills
Miles') charge. A q. A. n. man has
turncdupw ho threatens coat Of white
wash for the general. He SAYS Davis
was supplied with champagne. quilted
SILK drcesing.gowns, mecfHhaum pipes,
amber tipped aud silver mounted, and
no on. This q. a. II. veteran ought TO
urw / mild. Ills evidence will bring
General Miles 10 the rank OF "Miles IN
Coppaloen" In Boucicaul's play.
a prominent Salt Lake undertaken
tells a story, which shows that though
his trndc Is n gnvu and somhrc one,
yet II has It's humorous episodes. A
man called and engaged n caskct for
MS mofhor-in.law who was at the
point Of death. He paid g. on account,
but Of course did not take the ca.ket
until death would step In to his mother.
in-law's bedroom. Death did not come.
inc woman recovered, and after two
days was again agile aud vigorous.
The man went 10 draw his ave dollsrs.
The undertaken would not listen 10 H..
The man took sick, died, aud eva.
buried Ia the same coffin he ordered
for his mo,her'in.law.
a member Of the British Parliament
cannot resign his seat, but he can ac-
cept this stewardship uf tho ChillcrA
Hundreds, which is equivalent to res
EQUATION. This IN one OF those poetic
pnrodies ON realism by which England
maintains her conservatism and yet
Keeps In the van Of progress. Two
centuries ago there were three districts
betwcen the Counties OF Bedford and
liertfori In England known as III.
Chiltern Hundreds. They were In.
Tested by robban. with the consent OF
Parliament mn officer was appointed D.
suppress the outlaws. Tia. til. of thi-
officer was Steward OF the Chill,
tern Hundreds. He was select.
cd from the members Of Par
lament, and his connection with that
body ceased ON his apphiniment. There
IN 70 longer any need for M officer Of
that character In that district, but the
Office exists In name. Out OF the or.
iginnl appointment grew the notion OF
legal fiction that member Of Parlia.
ment could not resign, and that he
could retire from his parliamentary
duties only by appointment 10 the
Stewardship Of the Chiltern Hundreds
or some other nominal office bestowed
by the Chancellor OF the Exchequer.