Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-11-15

him myself. Women have always known
YOU could rub away pain; they nave al
WAYS known the advantages Oh neal !oi
simple ailments, and when they nave trieu
all these, then they want man 10 1ail pach
on. l don't think there have been many
great women painters / don't think there
have been many great women WHITES,
Adam Bebe' will be forgotten when my
Tim is remembered, and Jane Eyre Will
be a thing of the past, an unpleasant NEIL
ory, when Col. Newcome Is teaching The
world what gentleman IS.
WHAT WOMEN CAN'T DO.
81 never saw but one woman lawyer, OUT
NAV mention quite casually that would
let no woman run my Squabbles; those thaI
Iscouldn't attend to myself would refer 10
the LAWYER who had Mr.. before his name.
No woman need want to learn 10 De
preacher: she was born with that instinct,
but her pulpit should be an armchair, her
listeners her immediate family, and, II sne
practices as she breaches. her congreSaIion
will be a great credit to her. AS LOT
woman preacher marrying people, let
people who like it be Joined In wedlocK
after this fashion; as for my own part L
should feel that the preacher was
MARRIED TO MY YOUNG MAN,
that we We're rather mixed up, sort OF NOR
mons. don't you know. What women neeo
nowadays is little ignorance. Why, you
UleSSeu ucdE, uOu y w hhoN $780,
great deal happier if you don't know TOO
much2 Ignorance is bliss.
"There never was a more beautiful poem
written in few words than that oy owen
Meredith. in which he says:
To thee be all men heroes; every race noble;
All women virgins: every house temple;
Know thou nothing base.
"That's my idea Of knowledge. l am
sorry not to seem to agree with the rest OF
ha hand of a drin lxprS hllt DO think II
women didn't know quite so much 1t would
be great deal better, and she would be
great deal happier. And she would make
the men around her feel that way, too.
MEN ONLY GRowN-UP BABIES.
every blessed one of you has fashion
of taking it for granted that whatever a man
SAYS to you isn't true. Now, nine times
out of ten it is, so the tenth time give him
the benefit of the doubt, and when ne finds
you do believe him he will take fancy to
living up to his reputation, and he Will tell
the truth so he may not go back on you. A
man is like prophet-he wants to be be-
ieved in his own country, and when the
women of his household don't show him
that they have faith in him, he is pretty
apt to give them cause not to. Just take
one of your babies, and when it comes and
tells you that it loves you, and you are brute
enough to push it away because you are too
busy (as if woman ought ever to be too
busy to refuse TO listen to her chlld), then
the next time that small boy feels the same
inclination he will work it out in his BABY
mind that you didn't believe him before,
that you won't now, and soon he will Sop
giving expression to his love, and Aine
times out of ten the love will disappear
Now, men, in some respects, are only
grown-up babies, so just have faith in them
and after while, from sense OF pride,
maybe they will make themselves what
you think them to be. There, meanderSd
from my subject" ~
HOW WOMEN END AN ARGUMENT.
The small woman who had lately become
Mrs. Charley announced: Don't surprise
anybody, for you always drift to the men,"
ought to have looked Inundated, but I
didn't. simply, but forcibly, announced,
that was only following the example y
my foremothers, who from Eve down lid
shown the same inclination, The speefH
maker was afraid we hadn't answereR DE
question, but somebody said somethiH4s
about lovely black velvet cloak that she
had seen, fresh tea was made, and the
question was allowed to sink into oblivion,
which, by the by, was the very best place
for it.
THINGS WHICH GO INTO OBLIVION.
So many good things might go into obliv-
ion with good results-the butter that is
high and the canvas-back that is not.
The ices that are tasteless and the coffee
that tastes too much of chicory.
The buckwheat cakes that are tepid and
the oysters that are warm.
The terrapin that is messed up with some
sort of an egg sauce, and the champagne
cup that has four bottles of soda to one of
champagne.
The soup in which the cook has lost the
pepper pot and the mutton done crisp.
The tea that wants a prop because Of its
weakness and the toast that's thicker than
cream.
The eggs that are not infallible and the
milk that has been so long away that it has
forgotten the cow.
But, most important of all, there should
go to oblivion the bad cooks-they have
wrecked families, they have caused indi-
gestion, and they have made the hour Of
dinner one of sadness and despair when it
should be one Of Joy and delight.
BY the by, in sending this consignment
to oblivion, do not include BAB.