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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
The Maritime Nurse.

Among the minor Injuries OF New
York's sybaritic populaee the maritime
nurse Is certainly an institution deserV-
ing of a place in the records OF IN
times.
Il came to New York from Germany
nearly ten years ago" said a pretty
brown eyed woman the other day.
1--WE had a very stormy voyage, and
everybody on board the ship was sick
One rich old LADY came very near d.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29

FROM the Associated Pres report OF
the midnight assault of young Martin
nm the White House. mede with the
.exrrp-sed purpose of "doing the PIesi
deut.n it seems that President Hsrr'-
son toak quite a prominent part IN d
arrest and subduing OF the young
desperate. Summoned othe scene OF
the conflict Oy the sound of crashing
eIesg. be found q fierce contest in pro-
Rsess between the night watchman
and Martin, in which the latter-a
traipe 4 athlet,-wss getting much the
hest Of it. The President at once 'Dok
a hand in aud having sided in over
COMING the intruder, cut the cords OF
some ne at hand drspery q with
his own hsuds bound Mr.. Msrt'n sc
cureIy and. they cay, made a very
work pauIike job of it. Martin - =
step son Of Senator Vance of North
Carolina, and enjoys the reputation 81
being a "haId man." He hes {
c, r1ed in getting himself into a very
awkward situation II the more serious
charge Is made against him. 1t IL
probable, however, that he WI De
emerged simply With saul 'S an o.
fieer and let down light.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
just ~Retribution.

A man told the following recently 70
Illustrate the folly, as well as n wrong
Of telling big stories. A young man,
whose home is not in New York city
and not in any other large city, came 10
New York a year ago. He has a great
r,;nion of himself, and likes 10 tell
abie stories" \ friend whose lot II
was TO entertain the young man entered
;.eo a conspiracy with another man 70
tn the stranger so many and such Dig
1ories about themselves that he could
not get a chance 70 say anything
himself and would be silent in amaze
ment and admiration. This reprehen-
sible scheme worked beautifully, and
the visitor apparently left New fork
for home with a wonderful respect lor
his two friends, who had seen so much
of the world. had adventures so thrill
ing and yet spoke Of them in an
ferent fashion. as if they were a matter
Of course.
Now for the moral. The young mar
came TO New York a short while ago on
another visit, and this time it was be
vino entertained the two conspLrator
with tales wonderful and marvellous
Nor were these tales new 70 the W
friends. But they had been much In
proved upon with many feelings. The!
were longer and bigger and more eA
citing. The two culprits were strucI
dumb at hearing their own lies retol
them by the one for whom they ma
been specially manufactured.
1t was evident that the young ma
had forgotten whence he got them, an
from repeating them TO his friends ha
come to believe in the truth Of then
for be ran on for hours retailing ever
sne5e lie that had been told him d
ended by inviting his two friends TO q
eompany him in soBne of his bear a
ing trips. yachting excursions or exen
sons into the Wild west They satoa<
Ia wonder, listened TO it all, and 90
fessed that their punishment wa jas
New York Tribune. p
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29

WE hear very little nowadays from
the democratic press Of the country
regarding the a~bsurdity OF this coun'
try manufacturing its own tinware'
The stubborn and prominent fact that
the ST. Louis Stamping company nss
in sc'ual operation an extensive plant
for tin plate work is something that
cannot be brushed away by empty es'
sertion. The tn ng that was pooh
poohed and laughed at by every DEM
oeratic orator in the eorntry t IS thar
ak months ago, hss evolved into an
UNPLEASANT real ~ for them ss II
proves them all % he either fools or
liars. The St. louis plant will s'pn
emrloy~two thousand me where
none were employed before. Please
note that this Is one Of the resuI's OF
the MCKINLEY bill. Another VII OF
evident in a few days when b t1rif
Ros off of sugar.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29

A married man always carries his
condition with him, like a trade mark
ANYBODY of average discernment can
detect him at a glance. He % g not
pinch his toes with tight boots He
does not scent himself with violets. lie
never parts his hair in the middle. DE
keeps his seat in the horse a when the
pretty girl, laden with bundles, comes
in: he knows that his wife wouldn't
approve of his rising.
He does not get up hirtations with
the good looking saleswoman where he
buys his gloves; he remembers that
little birds are flying all around telling
tales. and he has a horror of curtain
leetures-somehow, married men never
| seem 10 arrive at that state of beat-
| tude where they do appreciate the kind
of literary performances known as cur
tain lectures.
The married man has com TO that
| stage when he is convinced that the
wav his necktie hangs may not be any
more important than his souls saliva
ton. He knows to a certainty that
true happiness does mo- depend on tie
amount of starch in his shirt bosom.
but he will have TO have been at least
three times welded before he will b
able 70 be reconciled TO a collarband
two sizes small or one size large. The
man who can smile at fate when i
swoops down upon him in the shape o
an i'll fitting c6llarband is nearly rea1!
for canonization.-New York Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
THE Z
Tvpe Writer.

A0n viii buy the ODELL TYPE WRITER
DAO with rs characters, and Si5 Tor the SIN
GLE CASE ODELL. warranted to do better
work than any machine made.
IA combines SIMPLICITY With DURABILITY
spvKn. KAsE OF OPERATION, wsan longer without
coat Of repairs than any other machine Has no
ink ribbon TO bother the operator. il Is NEAI,
-srpsrASrIAL, nickel plated perfect and adapted
20 ali kinds Of ty~pe-vrting. Like a printing
press. 1t produces sharp, clean legiol' manu-
scripts. Two OF ten copies can he made At one
writing. Any intelligent person can become an
operator in two days. We oner sl'OOO 70 10y
operator Who can e~qualthe vorK oithe
RsliabIe Agents and Statesmen wanted. sPeeia
inducemints T. Dealers. q.
For Pamphlet giving l~ndorsements' &C" -
u~ ODFLL TYPE WRITER Co.
IS and 81 5th Ave. ShiSo
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
TINE SCHEDULE

No. I. Pahifc mail, vet daiy----- ? M
% 4. Atlantic mail. east dailv.--.....lutaa a. M
ForEates. Nap. Time Tables or special lnfof-
nation apply TO Agent, Northern Pacific RI, -
Milo CITY, Montana, or
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29

ssnn Pss. and Ticket Agent,
-. rAuL MINI
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29

- - -
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
sub,erranean Wealth Of the world.

When we reflect on the increasing
production Of the mines where we seek
combustible minerals and metals the
subject will be found TO be n OF pro
p~ortionate Importance, since all the
conditions of financial and commercial
power are so intimately connected with
the existence of s-ubterranean wealth
The value Of the entire products o. all
the mines Of the earth, which they yield
during the year, is now estimated at
more than two thousand millions OF
dollars. The precious metals, gold and
silver, represent but a seventh part o.
this treasure taken from earth's subter'
rnnean storeG-Demarest'A
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-03-29
NOTHING LIKE It'll

NOTHING LIKE It'll
Blood is thicker than water,
and must be kept pure to
insure good health.
SwFr's SPECIFIC is nAturss remedy
for this purpose.
II never to fails ELIMINATE the imPU
ties and build up the general hea,A
There is only one Swifts Specific,
and there is nothing hike it
Be sure and get the genuine.
Treatise on Blood and Skin DrHs~
mailed free.
The Swift Specific Co, atlanta. e
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
Tremendous Blast OF Big Guns.

Few people," says naval officer.
appreciate the tremendous power OF
the blast caused by firing bi gun on
board of ship. An example OF its eff.
feet was seen in some recent trials in
firing the 67-ton gun of the new battle
ship Trafalgar, considered one of the
three Or four finest vessels in the
British navy. The gun was pointed
directly ahead and fired with a charge
of $50 pounds of slow-burning powder
and 1.250-pound projectile. The
blast produced by the rush of the pow
der-gas and the shot vas so tremen-
dous that the plates Uf the forecastle
were forced in and the deck beams bent
out of shape, while almost every round
carried away some fragment of the
projecting portions of the ship. even
when the training was to the right or
the left. 1t is estimated that the vessel
would be reduced to something very
like wreck were twenty-five rounds
to be fired, either directly ahead or
astern. This interferes with
or renders impossible firing when
either in flight or chase, and has caused
our naval constructors to modify the
plans for the projected battle-ships, as
it is net deemed desirable to have them
sink from the discharge of their OVID
guns. IN Y. Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
Tonic for Overstrung Nerves.

It is not the work but the worry which
kills. There is no tonic for the body
like regular work of the mind. though
this is unfortunately not often appreci-
ated or not allowed by the physicians
to whom anxious mothers take their
growing daughters. There Is nothing
so sure to steady the nerves of the fret
full and eXc.table child as regular school
work in the hands of a real teacher.
Many child who is celebrated for dan
gerOus fits of temper at home becomes
entirely transformed under the infiu-
ence of such school. till her nearest
relatives would not recognize her if
they should ever take the time and the
trouble to visit the school room. I do
not mean school room full OF COMPETE
tive examinations. OF marks" and OF
irrelevant inducements to make the
child commit to memory a mass of I'M
related and undigested facts: l mean
one where. without any inducement but
the natural desire for knowledge.
which is all sufficient with any Ameri-
can child if it be rightly directed, YOU
find steady and well ordered labor.
without haste, though not without rest.
and honest. thorough and pleasurable
work. We may learn lesson from
this factor this is no theory-of the
effect Of regular work on our tired
nerves, and wise shall We be if we apply
it. Even the most consistent homoeo-
pathic physician could not object to
this kind of tonic. though he would tell
you. and truly, that tonics are worse
than OF no use for overworked nerves.
Monthly.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12

that q the banker may claim the
amount Of their bets, and the banker
takes the stakes of the others. In
Americs the game is slightly different.
face cards and tens not counting.
This Is the pleasing game which Is
the cause OF the enforced appearance of
the Prince OF Wales in court of Justice.
That it is game Of ups and downs is
evidenced by the fact that Sir William
Gordon Cumming was 81, $50 ahead in a
comparatively short time. The oppor-
tunities for cheating lie in the failure
of a better to expose his stakes in full
view, and in taking advantage of this
failure as the play may be for or against
him. A certain 1sxity prevailed as il
was considered "gentleman's game, y
and as their presence Of the heir ap-
parent to the crown in the capacity OF
banker was presumed to be sufficiently
awe-inspiring to preclude the possibility
of cheating. Whether Sir William did
cheat or whether he has been grossly
libeled by the defendants is the question
to be decided by British jury.
On its face the appearances seem to
be entirely against Sir William. 1t is
almost incrediable that an innocent
man should sign a paper tantameunt to
confession of guilt. On this point the
opposing counsel lay great stress. But
on the other hand it must be remem-
bered that 1t was done at the susges-
ton of the prince of Wales, and a sug-
gestion from the prince carries great
weight in England, especially among
the nobility, where the less said about
fine points of honor the better The
prince argued to Sir William that there
were five witnesses against him. not
withstanding his protestations of in
nocence. Sir Williams two friends
also advised him to sign the paper
under the promise of secrecy all around.
and thus avert scandal. Being thus
pressed he signed the paper, but the
secret got out among the ladies, and
then, of course, it soon became every
bOdy's secret. Under any circumstances
it was necessary for him to take the
stand of an injured innocent and to bluff
it through if possible.
Whatever the termination OF the
case it can bring little satisfaction and
no credit to England's prince, whose
idle and absolute life is again exposed
to the criticism of the world. Lord
Coleridge may desire to consult the
convenience" of Ibis highness," the
counsel may treat him with the most
distinguished consideration. the people
in the court room may stand respect
fully as he arrives or departs, but to the
world he is no more than one OF the
members of a supposedly genteel gam
bling party role which he fills pretty
steadily. The prince is a Jolly, good
fellow" as a man supported at public
expense should be. He is popular with
the masses and spends his money freely.
perhaps little too freely. But it Is
not to be believed that even British
loyalty will so far overcome British
good sense as to allow the prince to go
for his associations and his
in fast life. Sir William
may not be irreproachable, but he has
learned little of morality from the ex-
ample of his prince.-Kansas City Star.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
A Rum Go.

Young impecunious loved maid, but loved
her wealth more Ereedily:
He set to woOing her with speed; his suit pro-
gressed most speedily:
The maid was cast in gracious mold and smiled
upon him sunnily,
So, judging she was fond of fun, the youth be-
haved most funnily.
He came to see her every night, calling upon
her steadily.
And then the city be painted red-this last he
did most readily;
She asked him why he left her side oft and
again so hastily,
And limited that 'twere better taste for him to
drink less Hastily.
Too swiftly to have time 10 taste he kept on
drinking sturdily-
He took her at her word. he said, as he eX-
planned most worldly
Such foolish juggling with her plea affecsed
her most irily,
So she the sodden lover fred-and did it very
hrily.
N Herald
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
Reciprocity's Extensive Sphere.

Seven months of grace now remain
during which the series of reciprocity
treaties may be completed. Before the
end of the year, unless all signs fail,
there will be treaties with Mexico, Co
lumbia, Peru. Ecuador, and most Of
the Central American states, in addition
to those with Santo Domingo, Hayti,
and Venezuela, now virtually concluded
All these arrangements, except that
with Mexico, can be grounded upon
the Aldrich amendment, and will not
be subject to legislative sanction. The
Mexican treaty will have to be larger
compact, and congress will have the
privilege of acting upon it: but this
probably will be the only exception
Reciprocity is already a substantial
gain for American trade. The full
measure of it's success will be known
when the time comes for enforcing the
retaliatory schedules against the
British West Indies and other coun-
tries neglecting their present OppOr
tunities.-New York Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
The Game of Earcaraf-

Baccarat is French game of cards
PLAYED by any number of betters and a
banker, and with one or more packs OF
cards, according to the number of
players. Each better deposits a stake
and all stakes are duplicated by the
banker, after which the latter deals two
cards to each player, including himself.
The aim is to decide each individual
bet by comparison of the total count
held by each Better with that held by
the banker. The face cards each count
ten and the others according to the
spots. The counts range in value by
series OF nine, nineteen, twenty-nine,
eight, eighteen, twenty-eight, ..eta..
nine beating any other count. A player
may call for more cards, but at the risk
OF exceeding twenty-nine in count.
which excess forfeits his bet. II a
players cards count nine he declares it.
when all who hold hands superior to
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12

In one section of Brooklyn messenger
boys may be seen flying through the
streets at the rate of ten miles an hour.
This is especially the case in the vicin-
fty of Flatbush avenue and Prospect
park. They start from the office of the
Brooklyn district telegraph company,
Flatbush avenue, and dart about in all
directions, responding to calls with such
celebrity as to astonish those who ring
them up. The boys use bicycles, and
they purchase them themselves on the
installment plan. The boys who ride
them receive from fifty cents to 81 a
week more than the others, and they
are worth it. The bicycles riders
respond to the calls in one-fourth the
time required by the old method.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12

DANIEL WEBSTER. in 1924, said Of
an allusion that there existed a strong
inclination in certain parts of the coun-
try to issue paper money, and the claim
that this disposition was proof OF
difficulties:
81 regard it THE paper money pas
SION rather as very productive cause
of those difficulties, and the committee
will not fail to observe that there is al
this moment much the loudest com.
plant of distress precisely where there
has been the greatest attempt to relieve
it by systems of paper credit. And on
the other hand content, prosperity and
happiness are most observable in those
parts of the country where there has
been the least endeavor to administer
relief by law. In truth, nothing is so
baneful. so utterly ruinous to all true
industry as interfering with the legal
value or money, or attempting to raise
artificial standards to supply its place. "
This is a passage that should be read
in Kansas, but perhaps PETER has more
brain than Webster. Ignatius Donnelly
has, of course, for Webster died in the
simple faith that Shakespeare wrote his
own plays
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12

Slipping his wine leisureIy and with
comfort the other evening, an old bibber
told Chicago Tribune reporter the
following:
Nothing so exhilarating in the kingdom o.
drink as this champagne, And yet there Is
nothing in the way OF drink which contains so
little alcohol. OF course il contains oerbonic
acid gas, and in drinking the wine the drinkeI
inhales this gas, and when this gas comes. in
contact with anything it Quickens the thing
drank OF this wine to the extent of several
ghRsses there follows sort OF lethsfsy' which
all champagne drinkers will understand. A
man never drinks enough champagne TO get
over the lethaEgy of which have spoken. Tni
comes from the carbonic acid gas and from the
excess OF sugar which the wine contains, The
undlgested sugar turns into acid and the result,
dyspepsia. Dry champagne is best. as its ten
dency Is to thin the blood l suppose you have
heard the story of the origin Of champagne. II
Is an old German legend. The story is that
champagne was created by 10000 devils who.
while Beelzebub was OF on a vacation. went on
hurrah OF their own. Beelzebub came bach
rather unexpectedly and threw the numerous
devils into alarm. They skipped into the celia.
OF rich baron near by, and finding a number OF
empty bottles there, they SCampered into them.
The master in q rage followed them and corbed
them up in the bottles in which they had taken
refuge. That is why the stun sparkles with
such hsndish bEllisnCy when il is uucOrked- II
is great stuff, though" the old man added, a.
he gazed upon the sparks flying upward
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
A Humbup Tin Plate Offer.

The Evening Post, having been
obliged to confess that it has found an
establishment producing tin plate COM
mercially has not closed its mt nth, as
it stood pledged to do, but has fallen
back on an offer to take 5000 boxes OF
American tin plate which it parades
daily as evidence that there is no Ameri-
can tin plate in this market. The offer
however, as originally anonymously
made, is kept in the background with
sedulous care. 1t contained stipulations
as to quality. brand and price which
were known by the persons making it
to be impossibilities. There are Hmm
dreds of different brands, sizes and
grades of tin plate, and this offer was
for 5000 boxes of brand and grade not
made in this country, at price lower
than the person making the offer would
sell the English tin plates of that brand
and grade. This is sheer humbug.-N.
Y. Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-06-12
PRINCE AND JUROR.
The Little Man In the Box Has Small Re-
spect for ROYALTY.

spect for Royalty.
When man comes into contempt his
influence is gone and he would as we'll
step down and out. When party falls
from the respect of the common herd it
is goner. And when an idea gets into
the same predicament it is bound to GO
And it seems the idea of royalty aud
the divine right of loafers "born in the
purple" to the support, indulgence and
homage of the people Is fading out of
England as it has in most other of the
free countries of Europe. The 'royal
family" or erstwhile divine" paupers
who have been parasites of the govern
ment there for ages find their perches
becoming more and more unsteady as
the decades pass into history, and lat
terly the prince of Wales has found
his revenues more and more circum-
scribed by the objection of the people
to his extravaganza, which has led to
retrenchment to some extent in his al
lowance, and caused him to have to beg
for what he gets instead of accepting
without thanks and as a matter of
course magnificent allowance freely
given. But the sharpest pointer to the
waning of this old-fashioned reverence
of the people fer the heads that Go. or
may, wear crowns, comes from Juror
who was in the box during the trial in
progress the other day before Lord
Chief Justice Coleridge, which grew
out of little cheating in game at bac-
carat between two high skydoodlers of
the realm who have honors attached to
their names If not to their characters.
N 70 in oh hA i
alleged to have been done the prince
acted as banker and was summoned
as witness in the case. He occupied
seat on the bench near the lord chief
justice. and when put on the stand WAS
handled very gingerly by the counsel,
who, remembering that her royal high
ness is growing old and that Albert
Edward is heir apparent, of course had
an eye on the possible. The cross-ex-
animation having been unsatisfactory
to little man in the box, he under
took croSs-eXamination on his own
hook and gave the prince some hard
knocks about his having taken the part
of banker in the game and then
claimed on the stand to be ignorant of
any cheating. ''DO you mean to say"
he said, that you sat there and held
that bag and didn't know whether
cheating was being done?" Other uues-
lions as pointed made the prince I'M
comfortable, and of course shows that
the ice of centuries is giving away be-
fore the sunshine of free and indepen-
dent thought and action on the part of
the common people who recognize in
manhood greater nobility than in that
fiction OF the crude ages, royal birth.