The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-12-29
AN EXCHANGE.
For Christmas MiSfit Presents q
Long Felt Want in Sedalia.

dalia needs more than anything els
orce year is a misfit Christina
present exchange. How nice it woul,
he for instance, if those who hav'
presents through mistaken kinlness o
friends could advertise in tn,
following fashion:
L. III. kehOe would part with sever
mustatche cups for two bottles of hai
restorer.
DR.. w. &. Overstreet wants to ex
change pair of ice cream co.orec
wristlets for a good pair # Dig skir
gloves with which to "drlye to the
country"
Or. n. III. ii, atom would part with
a beautiful handkerchief case for d
new imported pill mixer.
Boone Dodge will trade an adver-
tisement for "a giil wanted" for a
recipe for "How TO see your girl seven
nights in a week"
Prof. J. NJ. Chance will give a
trimmed night robe for piano lamp.
Sam Rose would like to exchange
a pair Of large red mitlens for re
cipe for how TO use night key with
out waking your wife.
r. ii. Willett will be pleased to
trade sce..t sachet bag for new
patent for fastening on buttons.
X. L. Gentry would gl-dly ex-
change lace eagei bel spread for a
box of pl sters warranted to draw
votes.
joe Donnohue will exchange a
beautiful silk necktie case for a way
t. Iii k The Kanas City beaux com
preread that they are mot in ii.
VIII Courtney is anxious 10 ex-
change bang'c braceet for a foot
warmer.
=. III. Sangree will exchange a
work on GLOW to Rise III rs" fol a
new style overcOat without sleeves.
J. Homer Boutwell, would be pleas
ell TO trade beautiful pale pink neck
tie for two ply ham sandwich and
"a way to b at Mont Carnes."
George Menefee is anxious to give
sweet pair Of embroidered suspend
ers Tor a recipe tor "How TO keep
trousers from bagging at the knees"
Major Coleman would be delighted
to exchange flesh brush for a pale
blue chest protector and trip to
Idaho.
Rev. Ross Stevens would be glad
to exchange ten pairs Of hand painted
and embroidered slippers. M,ne of
which ii. him, tor a pair of good
WOODEN hOSe-must be mates.
The Ministers Alliance would be
pleased to trade a certain resolution
concerning the charity hall for "Pesce
upon earth, go d will toward'-
women.
Mayor Stevens would like TO trade
seventeen bottles If Rhine wine for n
pair OF ''hoss" clippers.
DR.. W. j. Ferguson is extremely
to give cute little pen wiper
for Ruby scarf pm.
Billy Brown would Ike to exchange
a perfectly lovely lace edged pin
cushion for a little more time with his
best girl.
George Wright wants to trade
package of cinnamon drops for pair
Of curling tongs.
Billy Hogg would be charmed to
exchange an awiully lovely crOche,ed
necktie for recip. for how TO shoot
4 reporter without killing him.
A. Lincoln Burr would be happy !
to exchanged pair of monogram gar
ers for recipe for chow 10 cure
Dashfulness.
Elmer Hughes would be charmed
% exchange an ice cream hambeau
uit for plush manicure set.
w. Mint Joi rs W, I'll like to ex.
.hange patent foot warmer for
lew recipe for show to make your
vie get up and build the fires
Dave VI. Dodge would like to
rsde three base ball bats for four
,ot.!es of soothing syrup.
w. IL. f-Sell WCuli ike 10 CN.
hanse large green bottle of anti
at FOR two boxes If safety pins. /
J. NJ. Offield would be delighted to
xchsnge a work entitled The life
nd adventures of the living skeIe-
on, for copy of the Widow
,edott."
J. A. Lamy would be pleased TO
i've one well developed "hOg trough
Or Housewife right at hand.
John eastman would like to ex-
hapge a turkey feather fan tor a new I
'ay to beat Elder Marvin play I
,g chess. {
DR.. d. 7. Abel is anxious to ex- '
hsnge pair of muslin knee breeches ,
,r a copy of "Reyeries of bachelor I