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Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

weasel that hAs acquired aquatic hAe
its The Jaws OF such beasts are -
dxed In Tie sockets that dxsloe~taon -
impossi bleL In some instances you
cannot. even after the animal u dcaA.
separate the Jaw from the head This
arrangement j. evidently designed 10
enable the beast % bite 70 the greatest
advantage wsthous danger that the
chewing apparatus viii come ioos.
The elephants jaw, ON the other
hand. not being intended for biting
but for grinding vegetable food, Is an
appendage almost separate from the
rest OF the skull Although enormous
~ heavy 1t has only = small srticuls-
ton connecting Il with the upper skull,
and It's whole weight Is carried by the
muscles. in which II may be said 70 be
slung, SO that il can grind back ana
forth A snakes lower jaw Is at
tached TO sort Of outrigger extending
back from its skull Also the two
halves OF the jaw arc connected by
elastic ligaments. SO that it finds no
difficulty in SO stretching its mouth
sideways and perpendicalarly Is to DO
able To swallow animals much bigger
than itself Some deep-sea fishes are
similarly rugged Ths human jag is
very loosely socketed in the skull 50
that IL Is often dislocated by the mere
act OF yawning. Not being intended
for biting purposes. offensive or do
fensive, no attention seems to have
been paid by nature to making II fast
While we are speaking on this subject
i may as well show you this little
stuffed fish. which has no more popular
name than 'autennarius-' 1t angles for
smaller fishes with this appendage on
top Of its head. which is designed 70
initiate o worm Tho autennarius
keeps its imitation worm wriggling just
above its mouth, and when . victim
comes within reach 1t Is gobbled
promptly, the Jaw OF the angler being
Get vertically instead of horizontally, SO
that it can receive the game by simply
opening at the top, . gentle suction as
sisting the performance" Washington
Star.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21
OUR MEMS DEPARTMENT

Ia the Finest I'm the
State.
A splendid Mems Shoe. zee, ssc. 99c
and 81 90; ali styles and shapes.
Our Fine Mems Dress Shoes cos; you
$l.20. l.S0, $l.6o and tl.90.
A Fine Calf or kangaroo Shoe IN eli
the latest styles al $l.62, $i.7s, &i.s3,
500 and $2.25.
Hand Made Shoes. Your choice of
styles. s2.25, $500. 81. 80 aud $500.
Calf, Dongola or Kangaroo.
BOYS SHOES.
Boys Shoes, high cut. soc, ti.o5, tl.lo
All solid.
Misses School Shoes
Heel or spring heel, zoe, s2c. soc, CSC,
$l.00 and sl.l5; any size you want
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21
OUR PRICES! why JUST READ THEM.

Ladies Dress Shoes, ssc, &c and
Sl.05.
Ladies' Dress Shoes, $l.l0. $3.50 and
SLAP, in your choice of styles and lasts.
They are daudies.
A splendid Dongols Button or Lace
Shoe at $3.50. $l.60 and $l.79.
Ladies' we have great shoe in all
STYLES and lasts, from "A TO ZEE perfect
fitting goods at Sl.43, $l.69. S2.0S and
$3.50, hand turned and warranted.
Just try one pair.
Our Oxford's are lovely, in all styles
and shapes at ASc, tic. SAC, 9sc, $l.oo
and $l.20.
A lovely pair of house slippers at CSC,
Acc and 62c.
Our Misses and Children's Oxford's?
Well they are beautiful. and cheap
isn't no name. 47c. &c, 79c and SIC.
All sizes and styles.
We carry the latest styles IN fine
patent leather shoes, cloth top and Ok
ford's from 90c to $500. Will not
crack.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

shs swell sHaior shops and sric-aerse
stores Aieas FifsA svssus. the portals II
ths noes fashioaAbls rhsAssrs Just 1t the
eloslax Of the usnnsss. the sidewalk In
freas Of the sosfsctioasrs. these poPa-
Larry known - ~l~diss sla mills. by tie
wsy. because "eolfsetloRsry" means .
good dsal ia Nee YORK
II thsrs we're In New York any such
army u dudss and Washers - psssimisss
would have us believe. these Shows Of
beauty catering and leaving her crested
carriage would have mAay spectators
Bas they don't. as . rule. Most Of the
people whom l SEQ appear TO b mindiag
tAesr Own business pretty successfully.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21
y. 8. CLARKSONS PLANS
Rsshsps us,u - sAs nsssss ossstsg - TIE
wsss- me Bs~aty shsw-xhs story - .
As~ fsrk n~sss-Ths Nee ~hs
wss< ost-Sssss aaa kexs
tcopyx.nr, fssIs

Mr. J. 5. Cl4rkson, who has fust SO cut
Cor Europe apparently In the best Of
spsrits. andisrurbed By Anna Dickinson,
eur frisnds shs enemy or anything
else ca this earth. Is remsrkabis uaaa-
Political allies and oppeasats alike
prophecy that his viii b. . personality
~sn worth watching for the Hext year or
50. AS the Presidents Of ths League Of
Republican CBubs be viii WELD consider
able power prior 60 tho next National
Convention Of his party. Ths power one
understands On m->tiRg tas man. he 10
eth In middle lie. . compact, we'll
roanded man, physically and mentally.
He has the DIPLOMATS. courteous speech,
the clear insight and quick grasp Of the
trained journalist az bis best His part
tn the successful campaign OF 1888 has
never JET been exaggerated More even
than Quay or Dudley. he was the practical
working head VI the Republican National
COMMITTEES.
before his departure. Mr.. Clarkson let
fall some words Indicative Of his purpose
and ambition, when he spoke OF the ur-
gent necessity 10 the Republican party
Of reaching the newspaper readers OF the
country well, AZ least, ~ the Demo
Gratis now do. Hs would have been glad
AZ any time since leaving the Cabinet TO
secure a newspaper foothoid in New
York, where the Democrats hase things
pretty much their own way, bus no
opening appeared. and no did not care TO
be- one Of - half dozen Ia starting . nav
paper ia a field already well occupied. It
Il now believed that he will settle in
Chicago on his return. from Europe and
will there try especially TO reach the
farmers OF the Middle West with the
weekly edition of whatever paper he con
trols. think know which paper IL will
be. A. he Is an earnest Republican from
conviction and forcsful writer, he may
vet become tho Horace Greeley OF the
West. II he does be will occupy a higher
plane in the regard OF half the public at
least .han any Cabinet officer and most
Presidents
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21


On . street car bound up town . boy
approached the conductor, treading
carefully, Q big bundle Of unusual shaps
in his hand.
"Wont you please stop the cart" he
said. 1t Is usual for boys, bearing bum
dies or otherwise, to jump Of cars while
they are 1T full speed, and there was .
look Of inquiry in the conductors eyes,
to which tho boy vouchsafed this expla-
nation: "They's fruit and flowers worth
so in it, and ! mustn't smash EN-"
"And 1 earn s14 u week BY working
Sundays" said tho conductor In an awe
struck tone.
and earn IS . week." said the boy,
a. he steersd his cautious course for the
sidewalk The conductor followed him
with his eyes until . building hid the
precious burden But his only comment
was: Fair pleased
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21
JAWS OF VARIOUS BEASTS.


How Mature Enables the Animal Wsrla
tn Live aud EaJoy Esissence.
Jaws are funny things The croco-
dies lower Jaw is no. socl,eted in the
skull. az ~ the case with other AMI
mails. but the skull is seckesed In the
Jaw, - that the animal can lift the
upper part 81 it@ head - upon . hinge.
and 80 capture whatever prey may -
at hand without going 20 the trouble
Of getting upon its legs This u
great saving Of exsrtsos % the saurssn.
which ds lights ia ~oosng snft rspss~~
upon the volsptaoas and hssson nsd
hank. IL was Herodotss. th~ father
81 HISTORY. ~ho 6r.t commented in re-
ssurs~a wrstsss upon this Surprising
circumstances rrsp~essae The efoeesisle
40 osf~elorizs f.ssca~. If sh@ srstissss.
isa fa-sissss,sa. ~ss sasinz - rtaf
wrtssF. sad be added Yen sss shd
snastef ssaasfi~ q ssssssss sfststs.
tissa = Eta 49, ~ as@ IA she Ns-1 -
zsstsib atnsswss. lks lss sttsa ss's
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

The great st. Bernard dog, which was
tho delight Of Mrs. Howard CarrolPs life,
Is no more, and great is her sorrow At his
taking OF.
No, en- not going 10 preach over his
big carcass = sermon on tho neglect OF
babies and the petting Of dogs by New
York women. There has been. perhaps,
enough Of such talk. Mrs. Carroll, At
least, having two or three extremely nice
children exceptionally we'll looked after,
to whose happiness the dog was mors
necessary than to hers, would not point
q moral, would she, though otherwise
available for such gossip Is the daughter
of one wealthy man, John H. Starin, and
wife Of anotherf
In spite Of all thaA has been said on the
dog subject, 1t Is probable that the love Of
the mother Eoore readily finds room for
pets than that of the childless. / always
expect to find children and dogs thriving
together and am seldom disappointed. As
for cats and parrots, they do not count.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

Since Chaancsy n Depsw and I had
our noses operated upon for catArrh the
operation has suddenly become very fash
ionsbls. The theory Of the operation Is
delightfully."- simpls- Catarrh, say tho
nose surgeons, Is usually caused by stop
page Of the nasal passage by thickening
of the membrane within until there u
not free channel for respiration The
remedy is to cut out obstinate Jumps Of
and piaeers and to burn away swollen
obstr uc tons with acid-which isn't es
peeially painful il coeoaine 10 used ~ =
local anasthetic. The doctors say that
not one nose In three II even In tolerably
good shape naturally In this country,
and that the general health II always i'm
proved by this treatment
The ear Il another organ which 10 u
quite common to have specially treated
nowadays ! am speaking Of mon. and
particularly OF men who use the tels-
phone . great deal There can b little
doubt that the common use Of this exas-
persting and much sworn at convenience
has . marked tendency TO increase deaf
ness 1t II noted in most cases which
come to the specialists for treatment that
the ear which is most used at the telephone
receiver is In the worst condition
There is no doubt that men aud women
live longer and enjoy, on the whole,
better health than ever before, but they
certainly do have lot Of trouble with
their noses, teeth. ears, eyes and diges-
tiau
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21
Africa An New York.


There Il a bicycle store down on Warren
street which displays upon ono Of it,
walls about rs fine . collection Of heads
Of game animals rs lyas often been
mounted. These are the Spills Of Thomas
Stevens East African expedition, and the
unfortunate animals furnishing them arc
all said to have had tho bad luck to see
Stevens when he had his gun. The big
gest head is that Of q two-horned rhinoc-
eros, and after il In order Of size como the
mounted head of an Gland, q zebra, q
mpalla, granti-soms Of these names
are q little wobbly In my memory
sprinsboks two or three, gazelles, oryxes
"and many others" as the society rcpor.
ter says. The prettiest thing in the lot,
though, Is tho stuffed crown crane, which
Is complete from its long scaly legs to it
head, crowned with crest of slender.
hair like feathers, and with brilliant red
cheeks. All in all, they are a very deco
rative lot and don't wonder Mr.. Stevens
u rather inclined to be proud Of them.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

The games thus far played In the
League championship baseball seriss
.essa TO show pretty ragged playing on
the dismcud. but the public interest has
unquessiensbly revived. aud the knowing
ones are now looking for . great base
ball year. The attendance is good for %
early In the season. and will be better -
the days grow warmer aud work slackens
mp in the summer. Thester managers
always begin to leok mslsneholy when
the baseball season opens. and 10 ths
popular price, men in particular 10 10
little less than . calamity.
OWEN LASopos.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-21

Polite Clerks No Largest
ment! Latest Styles! Honest Goods! All Lasts
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
IlME EoR AN Acoolnrlno.
Significant silence of the Secretary cf the
Trcasury

Significant silence of the Secretary of the
Treasury.
Now that Secretary Foster has got
through campaigning in Ohio, and has
no longer any motive for concealing the
facts about the condition of the treas
ury, we think he ought TO let the pub
lie know how serious that condition Is.
The record OF treasury receipts and
expenditures for October completes
four months of the current fiscal year,
and shows the same alarming falling
off in income that has been noticeable
ever since the Mckinley tariff took
full effect. For the last four months
the receipts from customs have been
but S5s, 734, 450, or $50, 504, 269 less than
for the same period last year. This is
at the rate of reduction In revenue of
S97, 512,7s6 year in customs alone.
While the returns on the score of in
ternal revenue show slight increase
for the first third Of the year, there is
falling off in other items which
brings the total receipts of the
treasury for the period down to
S119, FAC, 995, as compared with
the corresponding 1854, $50, 1874 in
1890. Here, then, is total diminution
of revenue going on at the rate of $685.
ISL, 697 yearly. Now, it is perfectly
futile for Mr. Foster to keep on
saying, in the face of this showing,
that the treasury is in an "easv" con-
dition. 1t is in the highly uneasy con-
ditlon of n man with more debts than
money. The appropriations call for an
outlay of Sl66, 900, 900 during the time
when the revenue has been but Sl19,-
900, 900. That means an annual deficit
of more than $40, 900. 900. Does the
secretary call that 'easy?" 1t is GER
tain that he does not in his private
talks with bankers, whatever he may
feel compelled to say on the stump. 1t
is well known that he has been advised
by friendly bankers to hold up" APP
preparations. That is just what he has
been doing, as the figures show on their
face He has been putting off the evil
day as long as possible; but he will
have to tell the truth in his report to
congress next month, and then the for
lorn hope of his party that the demo-
Gratis may blunder in financial matters
will have at least this basis to go upon,
that an unsurpassed model of blunder-
ing has been set them by the republic
ans. N Y. Post.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
POINTS AND OPINIONS.

And now Gov. Mckinley says
1.-THE people are tired of tariff agita-
ton" He and his republican confer
rees are tired of it, but they will be
more weary before the campaign of
1892 is over. Toledo Bee.
The republican goose is not honlS-
ing high for Mr. b. Harrison's rcnom-
nation at present. In fact, the repub.
lican party seems to be rapidly reach
ing the conclusion that its interests
will be promoted by his early return to
his employment as an indianapolis cor
poration lawyer st. Louis Republic.
1t is evident that the administra-
ton of Benjamin Harrison, which
throughout it's career has steadily mar
rowed its dealings with the republicans
of New York to the establishing of
Hon. Thomas Collier Platt in the abso-
lutte and undivided control of the party
organization, cannot again command
the full republican strength in an cleo
tion.-N. y. sun.
The New York Tribune extracts
this CLEAN of sunshine from the result
of the elections: THE elections being
out Of the way, the college football
campaign will now proceed under ia
vorable auspices. 1t is pleasure to
reflect that in these contest the best
man will undoubtedly win. That is
one reason why a good many persons
prefer football TO politics detroit
Free Press.
The claim of the republicans that
Iowa is safely theirs in a national cam
paigu is not founded upon facts. Gov.
Boies has stated that he conducted the
battle upon the tariff as we'll as the
prohibitory issue, and the people of the
state have stood by him. The reliance
placed by republicans in the Hawkeye
state is now thing of the past. Iowa
is now to be fiercely contested battle
ground and the chances are all in
favor of the democrats. Chicago Globe.
The democracy of New York
state are thoroughly united and are to-
day in entire accord with the sent-
ment of the national democracy as to
the leadership and lines on which the
canvass next year should be fought
The situation is one full of encourage
ment for the party in every state in the
union, and an attempt To disturb it by
the pursuit of chimeras in issues or
candidates, we believe, would be Sc
verely rcprobated by the party ut large
Such a pursuit, however, is now highly
improbable. Albany Argus
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
Legislation Needed.

There are twenty-three widows and
daughters of revolutionary soldiers
who still draw pensions, though the
last male survivor died long ago. This
fact leads TO some curious speculations
as to the number of widows of veter-
ans of the civil war who may be on the
pension rolls one hundred years hence.
But under proper legislation there
need be no fear on that score. There is
no justice in taxing the people to pay
a pension for the remainder of her life
To young woman VINO married vet
eran about to drop in his grave. A
woman who marries n veteran after
the war is over undergoes no hardships
that give her claim for pension. But
had such law been in existence it
would make a great difference in the
number of widows on the pension rolls
There has been some legislation on
this subject, but more may be needed
IN. Y. Press.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.


Gladstone pays but little attention
TO doctors, and in some respects is very
reckless of his health. He is frequent
ly seen out of doors without an over
coat at times when the wind seems cold
and raw to n younger man. But he
rarely takes cold.
Some criticism has been made OF
the prince of Wales for shooting in kid
gloves, and calling him a butterfly
sportsman. The English press are in
dignant at this accusation and say he is
by far the finest shot in the royal fam
lily, and can hold his own in any coun-
try.
james Parton, in little talk about
Charles Kingsley at the time the latter
author visited America in 1872 declared
that the perusal of "Alton Docke," up
in New York garnet, gave him more
pain than any experience he had ever
had before or since, so narrowing was
the delineation OF suffering and degra-
dation.
Prince Henri D. Orleans is a nice
looking young man of agreeable man
ners, who is often seen in the Partisan
world, chiefly in the houses of members
of the monarchic party. If he has any
marked characteristic it is his extreme
ly English appearance, which is accent
uated by his almost exaggerated style
of English dress
-Osman Pasha, theuhero of Plevna,
has been located as sealer in the
kitchen of the sultan of Turkey. His
peculiar business is to seal all the
dishes for the sultan's table as soon as
they are prepared and thus secure
against poison they are carried into the
royal dining-room, and the seals broken
only in the sultan's presence.
Robert Harrison, who has been
librarian of the London library for more
than thirty-four years, has had a re-
markable opportunity to meet and
know personally many of Great Britain's
greatest men and women. Among his
acquaintance have been Thackeray,
Lord Lytton, Charles Reade, George
Eliot, Carlyle and Gladstone.
Miss Virginia Fair the young Cali
fornia heircss, will hereafter make her
home in New York. She is charming
young girl in her early teens. She is
refreshingly natural, as bright as the
proverbial dollar, and wonderfully
worIdly-wise for her age. She is tall,
slender girl, with thick, curling hair of
russell brown, very decidedly tinged
with auburn, and with great gray eyes.
When the fair Virginia Fair attains her
majorlty she will be one of the richest
young women in America. Her educa-
ton, which has hitherto been conduct
ed in convent, will continue under
private tutors.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
TOO MANY POINTS.

A Case I'm which Possession Cut no Figure.
An old colored man entered the First
precinct station-house the other day and
remarked TO the sergent in charge.
Say, boss, dar's err niger libbin'
down my way what orter be taken car
Of"
"Why, what's the matter? What's he
been doing to you?"
"Waal, sab, las fall / lent dat Niger
my AK, an when / wanted il back he
braced right up an tole me dat posses
sion war nine pints o. law, an refused
G give 'er up"
"Well?"
"Waal, de odder day 1 sent do ole
woman ober. an she borrered his buck
saw. an when he cum for 1t tole i'm
jist like he answered me, an stood on
my dignity"
''les?"
81 had nine p'ints o. law, didn' ~"
eyes"
"An how many pints am d. law COM
posed OFF"
II don't know exactly"
WAL dat's whut bodders me, far
dat niger saw dem nine p'nts, shet up
dis lief, eye o. mine. pitched de ole
woman over bari, and walked off
Wild his saw, an my snow-shovel ter
boot. II had nine p'nts he mus hev
had ober twenty, an chen den he didn't
half let hisself out. "-Drooklyn Citizen.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-12-25
HUMOROUS.

-IIe-"Why do you move away from
me-" She-'I thought you were going
to kiss me- lIe--"I wasn't. Bless YOU
| wouldn't kiss you for the world. IN.
Y. Press.
That Howl Explained.-C
"What makes the old cat howl SOP"
Waiter-"I guess you'd make noise if
you was full of fddlestrings inside. -
n. Y. World.
-George- is FOOLS argu-
ment.' lIarry-"Of course it is when
the chances of winning are against
you" George-"That was the idea |
was seeking to convey. Boston Tran
script,
Wouldn't Say Beans. -Clara-"Mr.
Mild is very bashful. We make him
stay to dinner and at the table we
couldn't get him to say beans" Stella
why, he would starve TO death in
Boston. "-BroOklyn Citizen.
She Wants to Please. Mrs. Young
wife-"liave you any beets?" Grocer
-"Yesm." Mrs. Y.-"Please send me
up two pounds of live ones" Grocer
Live ones?" Mrs. Yves, my hus-
band says he has no use for dead ones +"
Minneapolis Tribune.
photographer Ito small boy)-
Now, sonny, you see this picture of
boy with gun? Fix your eyes on that
and look pleasant" Small Boy
can't. I'm afraid" Photographer-
"What are you afraid OFF" Small Boy
lin afraid the gunll go Off"
Too Many Buts.-(In the Gloam-
ing)-Algernon Du Bois (fondly)--
'Sweet girl, | fain would call you
mine, but--but--" Sweet Girl (softly)
.-"Well, dear?' a. Du b. (hesitating-
ly)-"I love you fondly, but" S. G.
(icily)-"Algy, if you please, cease be-
ing a goat and talk like man. Pitts
burgh Bulletin.
Couldn't Catch Him. The mother
of four daughters, of whom one has re.
Gently been married, was asked by a
young man sitting beside her in the
drawing-room whom she would like for
a son-in-law. And which of my girls
could you like best?" He lighting
shy)-"The married one. "-Flicgende
Halter
THINK Before You Speak. Miss
Whopper-"Now, you don't think these
shoes are too small for me, do you?'
Clerk-"They look little tight" Miss
Whopper-"Well; I shall go where |
can get pair to fit me-" Proprietor
(who has heard all)-"Young m an, you
have grossly insulted lady. l don't
want such man in my employ. You
are discharged, brooklyn Citizen.
-Home-Seeker inspecting a hat)-
slow in the world are people to live in
such cubby-holes as these?" Agent
Easy enough, mum. All you need is
folding-beds and camp-chairs and self.
doubling-up tables, and few thin
like that" "Humphl / can hardly
turn round in these rooms myself"
II see, mum. It's too bad To be uffi OF
ed, mum You should take anti-fat"