The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-10-09
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

If the worm din not turn there would be a
scarcity Of cider.-Union County Standard
Stigal 4 Potts are selling Al pounds of coffee
for 81; also 6 ounce bottles Of snuff for 20 cents,
There is plenty of room at the top The bald
headed man is no exception to the general rule
Boston Transcript.
Strictly irstcass grades of paper stock used
for all iOb-prnting turned out by THE CHRoN-
ICLE, II you need any thing pthis line call or
write for samples and prices
Boggs Don't You think Quay is fool to re
sign? Foggs; Oh, don't know the surplus Is
gone, you Knoxville.
Young Bros..& Pierce Huntingdon, Tenn, will
furnish you the celebrated f. W. Cooks Pllsner
Beer at 50. S5 per case dozen quarts to the case
This is the best beer ON the market 14tf
The first thing man does after he has patted
you on the back is to turn his own back to be
patted.-Atchison Globe.
Stigall & Potts will sell you good -four at So per
barrel 14tf
If a man should happento reach perfection in
this world, he would have tUdie Immediately to
enjoy hImself-H. w. Shaw.
Young Bros. & Pierce, Huntingdon, Tenn, are
headquarters for old Whistles, and apple and
peach brandy. Send them your orders. They
make no extra charge for jugs or boxes. 14t
"'Tis butt a man, as the belligereht goat re-
marked when he saw the lonely traveller draw
nearer. Baltimore American.
1t is aWell-known fact that Young Bros &
Pierce, Huntingdon Tenn, keep the finest stock
of old WHISTLES and brandies that can be bought
in the State. Send them your ORDERS they will
be appreciated ana receive prompt attention.
If the world, as it is said, owes everybOdya liv-
ing, the world ought to get mortgage on itself
to pay its debts.-TeXas Siftings.
That tired feeling, which is experienced by so
many people living in malaral districts, can be
cured by taking Groves Tasteiess Chill Tonic. so
cents. Is as pleasant as lemon syrup. To get
| the genuine ask for Groves, 16 6m
If all the people inthe world were expertmind-
readers, how quickly the daily thoughts of most
people would be radically improved Somerville
Journal.
Nearly all the diseases in the Southern States
! are produced from malaria. Groves TastelesS
Chill Tonic removes all malaral poisons from the
system. II is as pleasant to the taste as lemon
syrup, 50 cents, To get the genuine ask for
Groves. 1G 6m
tits a mean man who will get up joke on the
medical profession when he owes his doctor
bill. We should be grateful to those who spare
| our liveS.-Puck
Malaria produces %JcSlthess, general debility,
biliousness, loss of appetite, Indigestion and con-
StipatiOn. Groves TastelesS Chill Tonic removes
the cause which produces these troubles. Try it
and you will be delighted. 80 cents. To get the
genuine ask for Groves. 16 On.
81 wish ! knew way to find out about that
new neighbOr of ours" "Ill tell you what we
can do: Get him him nominated for some office,
and we shall soon know all about him. "-EX.
You run no risk! All druggists guarantee
GrOyes'S TasteesS Tonic to do all that the manu-
facturerS claim for it. Warranted. No cure no
pay! There are many limitations. To get the
genuine ask for Groves. 16 6m
Fast Shrnkage- Reportah: So poor Will was
accidentally strangled to death. How'd it hap
pen? Flicker; Got caught in a shower and
couldn't unbuttOn the collar of his flannel shirt
Groves TaSteless Chin T0aiciS a perfect malar
rial liver tonic and blood purifier. Removes
billiousness without purging. As pleasant asl lem
: on syrup. 1t is as large as any dollar tonic and
retails for SO cents. To get the genuite ask for
Groves. fG6m
The fellow who reports that he has found
snakes in the AdrOndacks covered with fur like
minks had better come home. He has already
been too long on vacation-Bi nghamptOn Re-
publican