Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1891-04-25
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.
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-CnlIIey- NnaJS Jnab near aDout
young Checkerstripep" Chaffey-"His
clothes, probably. Harvard Lampoon
The actor glories in the fact that he
treads the boards; but it nevertheless
makes him very angry to be asked:
SLOWS the wdllSing?"-PuclS.
DR.. Brush-"Would you advise me
to have my picture hung?" Easel-"No;
solitary confinement ought to be sufii-
cient IN. Y. Sun.
When the average woman hasn't
anything else to do, she always feels as
If she would like to go out and buv
something. ng.--Somerville Journal
Nowadays. - Master De Wilbee
Richie-"Nurse! who was zat lady wiz
dc dog, zat tissed me dus' now?" Nurse
-"Why, dear, that was your mamar-
Judge.
"A Pertinent Question. - Will =
"What language are you studying
now?" Phil-"French" Will-"When
do you intend to take up English?"-
Yankee Blade.
-Operatic Item. - Mrs. Billsdoo.-
'Have you ever heard The Chimes
of Normandy?"' Mrs. Bullion-"No.
I have not yet travelled in France ~
jewelers. Circular.
Faint Praise. e.-"Jennie is quite a
pretty young woman, don't you thiuk?"
80, yes; she's pretty young yet, but not
so young as she was five years ago.
Chicago Saturday Herald.
Little Boy lin the menagerie)-
'Say, pa, is that parrot there the wife
of the other pafrot?" Little Boys
Father (sadly)-'Yes, my son. Don't
you see how much larger her bill is?"-'
Clothier and Furnisher.
DE Mascus-"I do think Spolses is a
great speaker. He's finished orator. u
st. Agedore-"I'm glad of it. Who's
finished him? I've been waiting to dc
it myself. st. Joseph News.
Miss Physics-"Dear Mr.. Physiol.
ogy, you remind me of barometer that
is filed with nothing in your upper
story. Mr.. Physiology-"You occupy
my upper story, my dear Miss Physics. u
Rochester Talisman.
Really" said Bangles to his wife
''that last years dress of yours is very
becoming Yes" was the reply. "It
is becoming very shabby and 1 wouldn't
have interrupted you this morning if
hadn't wanted to see you about an.
other."-Washington Post,
AT the Modiste's. you show
me your spring styles?" "Very sorry
but we have not yet received them.
"That's too bad have to go out oi
town, and l should have liked to know
on which side of the flowers hats are tc
be worn this season. - Courier des
Elats-Unis.
-Malicious.-"So, what do you think
dear professor, shall my friend and ]
try writing a comedy together?" "Well
l am not sure but that would be a gooc
plan, and would work very we'll ther
one of you could always rub out what
the other had written" - Fliegende
Blatter.
The Woman of the Future Gus
De Tape-"I have now arrived at po
sition where can confidently ask yor
to be my wife" Miss Type Priter-
''How much do you get Il week?" GU
-"Er-my salary has just been raised
to S15." Miss T-''You're not in it.
I'm making $50 myself; call around il
bDouJ zen years from now. -DfoohlyL
Eagle.
Dolly Chatterby-"Such a stupid
time as we had at the sewing society
this afternoon. All the girls were mum
as mice-hardly a word spoken the
whole blessed time" Mrs. Chatterby-
SIS it possible! What's the trouble p
Dolly-"Well, you see, most of the girls
have joined the Kings Daughters, They
have motto, you know, Never Speak
III of Anybody or something of that
Sort. It's too ridiculous. ."-Bostonian.