Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1891-07-16
THEY SAY

That crops are looking fne.
That flies and mosquitoes are busy. |
That the big thing on ice is the price.
That she said he was the incest man
in town.
That in walking through life we
traed upon graves.
That she had the headache, .wonder
if she didp
That the town is on boom and full
of fees
That you should never abuse mule
behind his back.
That miss Phoebe" is one of the
spiciesf writer's of the age.
That man likes shiny hat. but he
longs to shed shiny coat
That good way to get into a scrape
is to shave with a dull razor.
That a girl waists her energy when
she mugs another girl.
That Miss M. loves black-berrise
pie. Well think she doesp
Thai smokeless powder defaces the
faces of the girls. Shoot it,
| That chickens were very scarce in
this market recently.
| That it takes two parties to get up
a political quarrel.
That the prince of Wales is waiting
for his kindom come.
That trains have been held up by
grasshoppers in Kansas.
That the best thing about cyclone
is that it soon blows over
That Precipitation must not be mis-
taken as al evidence of hard labor
That common brown sugar may be
he sweetest, but loaf sugar is more
refined
That the Iulla dude who wants to
make a mash should go to work in a
brewery.
That when Il man goes down the
geneal verdict is that he has goae up.
That most women lit their skirts to
step over match. Force of habit,
dear boy.
! That If dyspeptics walked more and
grumbled less they would absorb more
sunshine.
That the baseball players favorite
song should be There's no place like
home"
I That the Farmers Alliance is not a
lie. 1t will remain a fact until the
politicians gain full control of It.
That the girl who loves ice cream
can be forgiven in this weather. Sweets
to the sweet The can be forgiven in
any weather.
That shaasked him wher is heney-
moon supposed to endp When the las
quarter is gone, was his reply.
That of al flowers, the Daisies afe
the sweetest, and perhaps the girls the
same. How is that Viii?
| That the baseball champions ara
great catches and naturally sought
after by unmarried ladies'
That sheriff's little machine at Sing
Sing is just electrocute enough to xii
people at the proper time.
! That Christopher Columbu undoubt
edly had the Chicago worlds fair il
view when he discovered America
IIIAat q woman seldom understands
- song 4 e., ,s.t her alone for seeing cleal
met psol,ie " - wo1nan
for other kind OF wstfs. =
this yea. 4ss'ss's4 I
lnat proposal, unused Van jenkins
anouats to mans saying .Wil
tnouE 'nterrogatively and GIRL nntt
lug it imperatively.
That sa far as revenue is concern.ad
marriage is a failure. when the preach
er Is refused payment.
That the American eagle is the lates
ADDITION to the list OF secret, oath-boun,
political parties. The bird will screa.
whenever q foreigner is elected n
fat Office.
That the biggest thing about tn
GU presenI Is the salary list
mat tho president is troubled abou
me health OF Mr.. Blaine, whether it b
good or bad.
mat men have been driven to suicid
oy want after they have been driver
crazy by sudden wealth.
That the campaign liar thinks vel
OF himself He thinks a campaio,
cannot be carried on without him.
That she bought some fine note pane,
billy said never mind about that
~ get 1t all back. How will you dc
mat Bil'yp-take the young lady.
Avid the man who has fwo fooas A