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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
Remarkable Facts.

Heart disease is usually supposed to be
incurable, but when properly treated a
large proportion of cases can be cured.
Thus Mrs. Elmira Hatch, of Elkhart, Ind,
and Mrs. Mary L. Baker, of Ovid, Mich,
were cured after suffering 20 years. S. c..
Linburger, druggist at San Jose, Ill, says
that DIR. Miles New Heart Cure, which
cured the former, worked wonders for
his wife" Levi Logan, of Buchanan,
Mich, who had heart disease for 30 years,
says two bottles made him feel like d
new man." Dr. Miles New Heart Cure
is sold and guaranteed by E. NJ. Staple
ton. Book of wonderful testimonials free
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
Orange MarmaIade.

Select a dozen large, heavy, yellow
skinned oranges (they should be juicy,
but need not be sweet), cut each orange
in half across the cores, and with a
pointed silver teaspoon scrape out all
the pulp and juice, being careful to al
low no inside skin or fiber to go in.
Leave the pulp, when prepared, in an
earthen dish. Then pick out four or
five of the best looking of the orange
skins, take off all the white you can and
pour boiling water over them. Let
them boil in a close saucepan, chang
ing the water four or five times; then
throw into cold water for moment
and again remove any of the white in
ner skin that remains. Then cut in
shreds all the yellow skin, adding to it
the pulp. Add an equal quantity of
best white sugar (by measure as much
sugar as pulp and skins and boil from
a quarter to half an hour. If the
oranges are sweet one or two lemons
should be added to give the least bit of
acidity to the marmalade. Put up in
small glasses, cover with brandy-paper
and then paste on another cover of any
thin paper. The marmalade is ready
for use Immediately, although it will
keep long time.-Detroit Free Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
A National Event.

The holding of the Worlds Fair in a
city scarcely fifty years old will be re-
markable event. but whether it will real
ly benefit this nation as much as the dis
covery of the Restorative Nervine by DIR.
Franklin Miles is doubtful This is Just
what the American people need to cure
their excessive nervousness, dyspepsia.
headache, dizziness, sleeplessness, neural
gia, nervous debility, dullness, confusion
of mind, etc 1t acts like a charm Trial
bottles and fine book on "Nervous and
Heart Diseases with mequalled testi-
monials, free at E. M Stapleton's It is
warranted to contain no opium, morphine
or dangerous dr9J0s.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
PUBLIC SAFETY
De M AN DIS

That only honest and reliable medicines
should be placed upon the market. It can
not, therefore, be stated too emphatically,
nor repeated too often, that all who are in
need of genuine Blood purifier should
he sure and ask for
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19

Those who can secure fresh horse
radish may enjoy most excellent APP
petizer. Prepared as follows: To one
half pint of grated horseradish add a
pint of salt and sufficient good vinegar
to make a very moist mixture; stir well
together, and if the horseradish is too
strong to be agreeab BILE, let it stand a
few days before using. Keep in a bot.
tie tightly corked. The flavor of onion
may be liked. Place slice in the vine
gar and let it remain several hours;
then remove and add the horseradish;
then add the vinegar. N. Y. World
-Higdom- peclzs of green to-
matoes, two peclzs of cabbage, three
pints of peppers, part red, two quarts
of onions, one pint of chopped horse
radish, one ounce of black pepper, one
ounce of cloves, one ounce of cinnamon,
one-half ounce of ground allspice, one
quarter of pound white mustard seed,
one pound of sugar, one pint of salt.
After chopping tomatoes, scald them up
in little salt and water, drain through
a colander, throw away the liquor.
Pour ten quarts of vinegar (boiling)
over the mixture Mix all thoroughly.
"A Natural Supposition. -Ted-ssOne
OF the dime museums advertises a phan-
tom hen" Ned-''What does she do2,'
Ted-"Lays ghosts, suppose "-Life's
Calendar.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
But He Rendered Life Uncomfortable ON
the Farm.

But He ReEdered Life Uncomfortable ON
the Farm.
eve have one child a little boy seven
years old, but don't think you'd find
him any trouble. He's a quiet little
fellow" Higgins said, when engaging
board for the season at the Cloverbud
farm.
Thus recommended, Mr.. Cloverbud
took the 1<quiet little fellow in with
his parents. and at the end of three
days Higgins was Mortified to hear
Cloverbud say to him:
"Lookee here, Mister, you'll have to
put little tighter rein on that boy of
yours, or I'll kill him; will, by Jacks!
Since sunrise to-day that quiet little
fellow has broke the necks of two of
my wife's geese; broke a ducks leg;
pulled the feathers all out of our old
gobbler's tail; broke up the nests of
six settin' hens that would have come
off with fifty or sixty chickens
in three days He's fed salt to
hull brood O. young turkeys, and tied
nv bosses tails full of knots That's
the way he's cut up in the barn-yard.
Then he sailed over into the garden,
and broke branches off'n every tree.
He licked the cream off of three pans of
milk in the spring-honse, and throwed
a dead cat in the well, and fixed the
water-spout from the roof SO that all
the water would run into the cellar if
it rained to say nothin' of his slxinnin'
up to the roof O. the house and tum blin'
bricks down the chimney. He's got a
key of our parlor organ out o. lint, and
-, IL - h., L,
lie painting of my dead and gone grand
father on the wall. He went an cut
open stuffed bird we had in there to
see what was inside of it, and he
chawed up some wax flowers my darter
give five dollars to learn how to make;
an, by gum, if | catch him in that par
lor agin I'll break his neck, and charge
you for dom of it: just will, nowg''-
Light
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
Miles, Nerve & Tiyer Pills.

Act on new principle regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerres a new discovery. Dr. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation Unequal
ed for men, women, children. Smallest
mildest, surest! 80 doses, % cents. Sam
pies Free, at E. NJ. Stapleton's
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19

-Ma6a's Revenge. Sig. Tunituppi-
"We havea been insult" Sig. Grind
overra-"Villa We be revenge?" Sig.
Tunituppi-''Vea will. Loada up de
organ witha more 'Sweeta Violet and
'Whitea Winga. Washington Post
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
The Breed.

She-What kind of dog is that,
Jack?
He-Pointer.
She-Don't you think he's rather
small for hunting dog?
He-Yes: he's a little one for scent9
Jury.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19

We are sending to every dealer who har
dies Graphite AXLE CREASE" on
DAISY WAGON JACK, worth S1.00, to
given to the holder Of the PRINTED ORDE
contained in one Of the lib boxes in ga
case Of one-third gross, on presentation
said order to your dealer,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19
Free Of Charge.

IF yoasf dealer does not Keep GToph1
ADse Grease, ask him to get Ct for 30
1t - the best Sss the soorgd, and yoss tC'
ssse sso other after Oivtag GRAPHI1
AXLE CREASE n TRIAL.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-08-19

lAcbsthey would be almostpricelesstot hosew
suffer from this distressing complaint; butfortu-
nately theirg goodness does notend here, and those
who oncetry them will find these little pills valu-
able in 30 many ways that they will not be will
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
She Diluted the "Karosene,"

Aunt Betsey Hicks, New England woman
who had been left widow after few years of
married life, carried on her husbands farm
with great deal of ability, but with such close
economy that her saving devices grew famous
IN the country round about, says the Youths
Companion.
Next to her economy of provisions her
economy or 1rewood was perhaps her chief
concern. At one time sister of her late hus-
band from down country" came to make her a
visit, and soon became convinced that Betsey
was trying to freeze her out. But perhaps this
was no tso, as the temperature was as Mrs
Hicks usually kept it,
declare, the visitor venrured to exclaim
~ should think you kept it pretty cold here
Betseyw
'Tnat ere pesky thermometers to blame
Susan, said Betsy. II guess it's got choked
up; can't get 1t above fifty to save my life :"
Then she turned over the stick of wood in the
down the room with her hands thrust up the
sleeves Of her dress
The visitor renamed at Aunt BetSey's for
several days, however, in spite of the chokad -up
therm ometer, spending much or her time ia
PED, or watching Glance to smuggle a suck
Into the stove when her hostess was out of the
room.
Late one afternoon she happened to go out
into the woodshed, AID found Aunt Betsey
there with an old shawl wrapped around her
shoulders and stick in her hand engaged in
violently stirring something in a large tin can.
A strong smell OF petroleum filed the air.
"Betsey Hicks" said the visitor, what be
you a-don'2"
wal. If you want to know" said Aunt Bet
sey, Il thought I'd see if couldn't stir leetle
mite o water int the karosene reckoned 1T d
90 leetle fu'ther, tn so much comply in the
house as seem to haver'
Her guest went away early the next morning
on the stage coach.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
Saved by His v ife,s Wit.

The Rev. Dr. Clinton Locke the popular
Episcopal clergymen of Chicago, made a bad
break the other day, but was helped out by the
quick wit of his wife, says the Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
On the day in question he saw lady about tc
call whom he was anxious not TO meet So he
said to his wife: Now I'm off, my dear. I'M
run upstairs and escape till she goes a az"
After about an hour he quietly tiptoed to the
Treasured, he began to descend, and while doing
so he thoughtlessly but emphatically called out
over the baluster
last?"
The next instant a voice from below caused
the cold perspiration to bedew his ministerial
brow and rooted him to the spot. There came
a response which sounded inexpressibly sweet
to him just then. 1t was the voice of his wife.
who, with true womanly tact, replied:
Yes, darling, she went away over an hour
ago, but here is our good friend Mrs. BLANK
whom am sure you want to meetn'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04

In diplomatic circles in W ashlngton it is
regarded as far from certain that Brazil
will ratify the reciprocity agreement which
Secretary Blaine concluded with the Brazil
ian minister week or so ago. 1t seems
that the agreement is not regarded with
much favor in Brazil.
In the first place it is held by Brazilians
that the President has no authority to
make such an agreement without the con-
sent Of the Senate. Some of the leading
men in congress entertain the same view.
Indeed, Senator Carlisle said as much in a
speech which he made when the reciprocity
feature of the Mckinley tariff was before
the Senate
The Brazilians also object to any treaty
which will have the effect of reducing the
revenues of the government. There is no
surplus in their treasury, and they need all
the money they can get. The reciprocal
agreement which Secretary Blaine has made
with the Brazilian minister would reduce
their revenues considerably.
Another objection they make to the treaty
is that it appears to them that reciprocity is
not so much desired with Brazil by this
country as with Cuba and that an agree
ment with Brazil is to be used to force Spain
to terms. Doubtless they are mistaken on
that point.
The Brazilian minister does not seem to
have thought that the agreement would be
lasting one. even if accepted by the Bra
lillian government, because he had pro-
vision inserted in it that it should be bind
ing for only three months. Under the
circumstances the outlook for reciprocity
with Brazil just at present is not very
promising. Secretary Blaine has much to
do before he gets firm footing for reci-
procity. He may not succeed IN getting it
at all.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
BRIGRT BITS.

ZONE THING ought to tell you before you
make up your mind to marry my daughter; she
sits the whole day at the piano"
80, don't mind that at ALL if she doesn't
play. ftiegende BIatter.
HAVE you chosen the text for you first ser
mon. MIR. Acolyte?"
Yes, Miss STILES: it is Revelation xii, i
And there appeared great wonder in heaven /;
woman niagara Spray.
GRASS widows have been from the first
And still are often seen,
But it alHas should be understood
That grass is seldom green.
Philadelphia Times
YABsLEY-Billings has done pretty well in the
west. he writes me that he has married pretty
girl with $4,000
MudSe-That's nothing. With $4,000 could
marry pretty girl myself. Indianapolis Jour
nal
WHAT did they do with Joseph's coat of
many colorsF' asked the Sunday school teach
er
Cut it down and made it over for Benia-
mir" hazarded pensive little boy at the end
OF the seat-Chicd0o Tribune.
MODERN DRAMArGsF-rye got another order
for new play.
,Wlfe-Did the manager furnish you with a
plot?
s-er-that is, he showed me all the
scenery he had. "-NeD York Weekly.
SHE So Jack Dorning was married to that
beautiful Miss Hatton to-day. How did be ever
manage to win her?
He-O, Miss Ransom managed il for him.
She engaged herself to Jack and then set him
to flirting with Miss Hatton after the announce.
ment-Judge.
Two CHILDREN were playing on the sidewalk,
and lady passed them.
Shes grass widow" said one.
What grass widows" asked the other.
"Graciousl Don't you know that?" said the
other scornfully; why, her husband died of
hay fever. Life.
THEY say Smithers' Queen Anne house
was burned because Of his own gross negli-
gence."
'Yes. The insurance people proved that he
built a fire right IN the fireplace, you know.
None of these modern Queen Annes can stand
tnat."-Hdrper's BdzGr.
CLARA-,Harry proposed to me last night aud
l accepted him.
Helen (triumphantly)- why he proposed to
me last week and | refused him.
Clara (cooly)-Yes, know it. He told me he
did it just for practice. He knew you didn't
care for him.-BOston Hey aid.
CLERK Ito head of irm)-I wish to ask you,
SIR, II you can kindly see, your way to giving me
an advance OF wages. ~
Head OF Firm-Certainly, Mr.. Phipps, with
pleasure. Mr.. Blunt (turning to cashier), let Mr.
Phlpps have a Sovers ign on account of his
salary, and deduct it when you pay him on Sat
urday, s
Exit Mr.. Phipps)-Pick Ne Up.
PATRoN-Here are $40 which wish to present
to messenger boy No. 999
Agent am glad to hear that one Of our
boys has been Of so much service When
was iti
Patron-Y Yesterday / sent him to the ex-
change with an order to my broker to buy
10000 shares X. Y. T., stock, but before night
the whole bottom dropped out of X Y. z. l
to learn that. the boy hadn't got there yet
Ae1O YORK. HeehiY. +
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04

The Morning NEWS is on file at the following
places, where Advertising Rates and other in
formation regarding the paper can be obtained;
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
Being too Honest.

Seven years ago. !" he said. as be entered g
crockery store on Sixth avenue the other day.
seven years ago came in here and bought SIX
plates Of you. and handed you"
waved his arm shout, Says the New York sun.
aad after tae pieces were gathered up he con
tinued:
He knocked so-cent pitcher of shelf as he
81 handedyou IS bill. You warranted them
plates 70 be all wool and yard wide. and Iwant
TO say right here and now that Excuse me -
He knocked couple Of lamp chimneys of a
rack with his coat tails. and 1t was with shade
OF asperity in his tones that the crockery man
asked his errand
"Wei!"
1T was seven years ago"
Them plates come to 60 cents, and handed
you - bill When come to count my change
was half way home, and found you had givea
me II cents too mUch. l was calculatin' 70
come TO town agin the next week, but
what's thatYi'
In moving about in the narrow space his foot
hit four-gallon crock and upset it and broke a
liberal piece out OF one side
Did you want anything?" asked the grocer,
in an acid voice.
Certainly l do. Kinder risky moving around
In here, see. Yes. l found you had overpaid
me by II cents, and though meant to come in
and return it, I've had a fever sore on my Leg
and had to 60 out 10 Elmira to see my daugh-
ter, and the old woman has been ailing more or
less. Being as / was in town to-day thought
"a step-lands! but thar goes sunthin' else -
1t was 50-cent vase. and as the crockery
man gathered up the pieces he took the old man
and led him to the door and asked:
Anything in our line today
of course, it's in your lire / want to clear
my conscience, and I've come to pay back them
Ieven cents. Here's quarter which has been
plugged, l guess, and III call it 90 cents"
Sir, the man who was here seven years ago
is dead"
"GoshP'
And l want you to get out of that door, and
take walk. Keep right on walking until you
fetch up in the river"
What fur? What have donef"
You are too blamed honest. Walk!'
The old man stepped out, and when the door
closed after him he turned and regarded the
crockery man, looking at him through the
glass. IL was long minute before he got it all
straight. Then ne spit on the palm of his left
hand, made fist Of his right and bringing it
down with great ''spat, " he shouted:
Hanged il this hain't an everlasting lesson
TO me From this mint to the day of my death
every burned wallet find in the road III put
right down in my breaches pocket an say
nuthin to nobodyr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
Tried to Swallow a Ba by.

George Wharton of Brown county tells a
blood-curdling snake story. says the Yakima
Herald Mrs. William Huxelly living in a log
cabin, was making soap in the back yard, hay
ing kissed her sweet little months old baby ia
sleep in the cradle. Presently the baby
screamed, and she rushed in and was horror
stricken to find hideous blacksnake of enor.
nous size trying to swallow the child
1t had ingulfed the hand, swallowed it up to
the armp t. and was writing in it contortions
and efforts to make further progress
Grasping the hideous reptile in the middle il
seemed to relax its hold and disgorge the chiId's
arm, then turned upon Its mother She dashed
it to the floor and stamped it to death 1t
proved to be OF the black racer species seven
feet two inches long and measured six and one
half inches in circumference.
The babe lived, and the only inconvenience IL
suffered from its terrible experience was that
lis arm had been blistered as if scaIded in hot
water
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNGs-Savannah Yacht Club; Equitable
Loan and Building Association; Georgia Chap
Ter No 8, R. A. NJ
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Notice as to the Education
and Training of Colored Students; Fresh, New
Goods by Every Steamer, T. C. Bryan; AS to
Crew of British Steamship Pocasset; To Our
Patrons, H. Gallager & Co.; AS to Bills Against
German Ship Carl; Ripe Tomatoes, Etc, at
Reily's.
500 REwARD-For Information or Where
abouts of Henry NJ. Griswold.
LEGAL NOTICES. Citations From the Clerk Of
the Court Of Ordinary,
AUCTION SALE--Contents of Restaurant and
Boarding House, by J. J. Oppenheim.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEhESrs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost; Personal, Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04

According TO the financial editor of the
Anaconda MONT Standard, the Hon.
Jerry Simpson of the state of Kansas is
silver man, but holds that the use of
metal for money is unnecessary. He would
estimate the amount of gold aud silver in
our mines and issue certificates to the full
amount. Banks are uncertain. Cashiers
are fugacIous folk, in Mr.. Simpsons view.
and not safe custodians of the nations
wealth. Mountains would keep firmer
grip on our assets. In one respect Mr..
Simpsons proposition falls short. He
would base his issue of silver certificates
upon the comparatively small amount of
silver in the mountains of this planet, for
getting the growing needs of the country
and the vast quantities of silver probably
existing in the mountains of the moon, to
say nothing OF the mountains of the other
planets and their moons. Certificates could
be based on estimates of the amount of
silver in those mountains, as we'll as on the
amount in those nearer home. If, as some
contend, money consists in the government
stamp, we ought to have the widest possible
basis for its issue, and the mountains of the
moon are as much ours as any body's.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-04
Dstermined to Please Him

Particular Boston Post customer want an
oyster stew. aud don't want the oysters and
liquors and milk all mixed in mess and merely
heated. want the milk carefully boiled first
then the oysters added, next the liquor, and
finally, after it is taken off, the seasoning Be
very particular about the milk It must be
sweet and rich, aud above all things be careful
TO get good butter. Only the best and freshest
giltedge dairy butter should be used As for
the oysters, want the verytfuest TO beobtained
anywhere; no common mud oysters for me-
Now, don't forget"
Waiter-"Yes, sab. Do you wish the oysters
with or without sah?"
Customer-"With or without whats"
Waiter-"Pearls, sah"