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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
sPhisG FEpEI.

At this season Of the year the most Wig
orous and healthy people often have q feel
ing of WEAKNESS, tired and worn out, with
out ambition to do anything. and many
break out in pimples and boils. What you
require is q mild tonic medicine that will
act gently on the liver and blood, and for
this nothing equals DR.. Gums Improved
Liver Pills. They give an activity to the
liver, purify the blood. and by their mild
tonic action, give new vitality and strength
to the entire system. Sold at Is cents q be-
-, lv.,r
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Chicago Produce.

CHICAGO June 3).-wheat-Weak; cash, 92,s
@s31. July, sJ1s.
Corn-Steady; cash, 57h: July. s41sG54I.
Oats-Steady; cash. S3isG33@ July, 1914.
Barley-Nominal: 6Sl7u.
Pork-Steady; cash. 1000; Sepember, 1881
Lard-Steady; cash, 6.ls1sG6.i5; September.
o.37IsGI6.40.
Rye-Steady; IS.
Whisky-l.l6
Shoulcers-5.05Q5.15.
Short clear-d3yl63S.
Short ribs-5.6515.e5.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01

NEW YORK June 30.-Hops-Dull. steady.
Coffee Options closed borely steady. Is to q
points down. BALES 81, sOJ bags. July Is IS !:
August 1889 l6.05; September. ID 3yf5l5.5 so:
October. H.6Odi4.so. Spot Rio. steady: fair
cargoes, 1871: No. z, I7Ii.
Sugar-Raw steady; refined, firm, good
demand.
Wool-Weak: domestic fleece, 3Od37.
Copper-Nominsl; July, l2.yU.
Tin-Straits; straits, 2120
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Health is W ealth i!

DIR. Z. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
HEST, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizd
ness ConvulsionS. Fits, Nervous Neuralgia,
Headache. Nervous PTostrat on. caused by The
use OF alcohol or tobacco. WaSefuiness, Men
tsl Depression. Softening of the Brain, resulting
In insanity ana leading 10 misery decay and
death. and premature old age caused by over
exertion of the brain. Each bcx contains one
months treatment. 800 box. OF six boxes
for s. co. sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price
We GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received BY
as for six bottles, accompanied with IS 60 va
will send the purchaser our written guarantee
to refund the money il the treatment does rot
effect Q cure. Guarantees issued only by
JOHNSON, PRATT & CO.,
Druggists, Sole. Agents. - Main street. Sal
Las city, Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Money Market.

NEW YORK. June 3O.-Money on call easy.
closed offered 2H.
Prime mercantile paper. unchanged.
Sterling exchange, weak; slXty-day bills
4.S5Z demand. 4.s7z.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Eourth Ward. July 2.

Don't forget the big Democratic meeting
that will be held in the Fourth Ward
Amusement hall, Thursday evening, July
3 Hon. j. w. Judd and Hon. l.. r. Rhodes
viii be the speakers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01

riage licenses yesterday to William Med.
Miller, aged twenty-four, and Marguerite
Maloney, aged eighteen, OF Ogden.
Nathan M. White. aged fifteen, OF D1llor.
and Miss Lassira Williamson, aged thirty,
of Ogden.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Chicago Wheat

CHICAGO, June 3o-Wheat irregular and
lower. The opening was stronger and prices
a@l higher for various futures, but became
weak and declined Kos, then recovered some
OF the early decline. again eased on and the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
EDITOR MCCORMICK,

A man widely and favorsbly known
throughout the Pacific coast, gives his ex-
perience-
PORTLAND, Ore, March 26.-Hsving
tried the celebrated Oregon Kidney Tea,
we cheerfully bear witness TO its beneficial
agency in affections OF the urinary organs.
1t is simple, safe and sure; it is easily
taken and restores healthy vitality TO the
organs it Is intended to operate upon with
assured success. S. J. MCCORMICK,
Editor Catholic SentiISsl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
London Money Market.

LONDON, June 3O.-Closing. consols money,
90 lilo; do account 95 1916.
u. 5. IS. l.1s54; do. 41ss, LOG.
Money, per cent.
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Az Incorporation.

incorporation papers of the Plymouth
Rock Building. Loan and Savings asso-
cistion were filed in probate yesterday.
The capital stock of the association is
eso. OOO 600, divided into 80, 900 shares of 500
each.
The incorporators and the number Of
shares taken by each are as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Closing Railroad Stocks.
Boston Quotations

BOSTON, June 30.-Atchison 81; Burling-
ton, s74; Mexican Central common, l9S.
San Diego, Is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
WIFI! BANG. BOON!

Are you . Democrat! Fourth Of July
Fireworks by the car load vt Tuckett
CANDY Co.'S.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Petroleum.
New York General Market.

NEW YORK, June o.-Petroleum-Clos a
65ss
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
our CLOAK DEPARTMENT.
LACES and ENGBROIDEI

French Founcng designs, value $780, now
$40; value S4fj, worth S51U
Founcing $780, &C., value Sd5, now
sl.5O: value $500 $50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01
Domestic Department Attractions

yards Good Bleached, value $780, 90
Good Satines, $3.50, SlOt
I6 wards Fas Color Gingha S.50, SLO0.
Good American Satines, value $780, M
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-07-01

Our White Goods Department
Closing Out the Linens Great Sacrifice
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
The value of Time.

One morning when Benjamin
Franklin was busy in the press
room on his newspaper. lounger
stepped into the book store and
sPcnt an hour or more in looking
over the books. Finally he seemed
to settle upon ono. and asked the
clerk the price.
"one dollar, the clerk answered.
"onc dollar, echoed the lounger,
'can't you take less than that2'
''0ne dollar is the price the
clerk answered.
The would be purchaser looked
over the books awhile longer and
then inquired, ssIs Mr.. FrsnlSlin imp
Yes, he's busy in the printing
Office. 2 said the clerk.
ewell, l want to see him. replied
the man.
The clerk told Mr.. Franklin that
gentleman was in the store, wait
ing to see him. Fraklin soon APP
peared and the stranger asked. :
"What is the lowest, Mr. Frank
lin, that you can take for that book?"
"ono dollar and quarter" was
the prompt answer.
"0ne dollar and quartcrl Why,
your clerk asked mo only a dollar
just now"
"True," )" replied Franklin, "and
| could have better afforded to take
dollar than to leave my work"
The man seemed surprised and
wishing to end a parley of his own
seeking, said: "Well, come now,
tell me your lowest price for this
book
"One dollar and a half.
"a dollar and a half Why, YOU
offered it yourself for dollar and a
quarter"
Eyes" said Franklin coolly, ssand
/ had better have taken that price
then than dollar and half now. !"
This was way of trade which
took the man quito by surprise.
Without a word he laid the money
on the counter, took lis book and
left the store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01

A big man who looked as if he
might be a. Senator or rich mer-
chant, a retired banker or some
thing of that sort, walked down the
street few evenings ago, and, stop
ping under lamp post, looked in
tently upward. A policeman saw
him and stopped over to that side of
the walk to see what it meant. The
next man who happened along also
stopped, and after catching what he
thought was the proper range, be-
gan TO look. Another man came up
and did the samo thing. Pretty
soon a young fellow and his girl
caught sight of tho starers and they
began to see what there was to be
seen. Presently some one in the
rapidly increasing party spoke up:
"What does all this meant" he
asked the policeman.
"Git along wild yez," responded
that important official.
just then the big man turned
around.
"My goodnessr' he exclaimed.
."What on earth is this crowd here
forP"
"What are you looking at2' asked
one of the bystanders.
Looking at?" echoed the gentle
man; "why, bless me, l was only
absorbed in figures"
"About what?"
al was wondering how long it
would take me to block the sidewalk
by saying nothing"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Indiscreet.

1t is not difficult to imagine that
the goddess oflibertry smiled gently
and indulgently as they made their
way up the walk TO the capitol.
And when they entered the hall
whore the whispering gallery is the
sight-seers all seemed to pause as if
they had heard Cupid flap his wings.
The points of interest didn't seem
toattract them much, and at last they
found a cosy nook behind in a corn
or whore the crowd could not iostle
them and whore they were safe from
even the stare of the stairway's
marble eyes.
Darling he whispered, eve are
at last alone. You have told ne Of
ten, but | want to hear it again.
Tell me that you love mo- .
Her lips parted, but as he awaited
her reply there came the words in a
hoarse, british voice:
"You can bet your life 1 do"
They looked once into each
others faces and fled.
They had struck the whispering
gallery and there was an audience
at the other end of the line.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
The Ear.

As delicate as the organ of vision
is that of hearing, and as careful a
watch should be kept upon it, so
that no loss of that moro exquisite
sense may occur.
When several blind persons were
questioned as to which they would
rather do without, their visual or
gans or those of hearing, the ma
jority declared in favor of hearing.
We feel compassion for the blind;
for the deaf we are not often SYM
pathetic. The spectacle of sight
less individual touches US to tears;
that of one who cannot hear pro-
vokes almost feeling of drollery.
Yet, no doubt, the loss of one organ
is as pathetic thing as the loss of
tho other.
Many erroneous ideas still exist
in the public mind that interfere
seriously with the work of the skill
ed aurist. Too many people think
that the ear is so delicate an organ
that nothing whatever can be done
to alleviate any distress arising
therein, and allow a trivial disorder,
that might be rectified by an aurist,
to bring about case of partial deaf
ness that settles into pcrmancncy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Found "a Freak.

A weak, sickly-looking individu-
al, with a shawl and pair of gait
ers, entered railroad restaurant
and said TO the waitcr
Waiter, Bring me sirIoin steak,
an omeleta and some baked potatoes. .
eyes. sir; that"
..And some baked ham, and d-and
u small mutton chop, waiter"
"Ycs, sir. Tea?"
"a couple bottles of becr and
half dozen English mullins"
The waiter put down. his tray
with a knowing smile. CHANGING
over at the counter to see if the
proprietor was looking he leaned
over and whispered: Say, mister
you don't want manager, do you?'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
BY TelepI,one.

The telephone accomplishes many
useful and wonderful things nova
days. One of its most important
functions is the enabling of patients
to communicate promptly with their
physicians. Sometimes the instru-
ment may be of doubtful service TO
the doctor.
One afternoon city doctor was
called from the dinner table, just as
he had finished his carving for the
family and. begun to eat on his own
account, TO answer the telephone.
"Hellol Hellol" came a sharp,
eager call over the instrument.
The doctor recognized the voice
ofa nervous man ofhis acquaintance.
"Well, what is it2" he asked.
"oh, I'm not well at all doctor,
but l haven't got time to come and
see you, and l want you to cure me
by telephone, you know"
"Well-"
"wcIl, just hear this cough; ahuml
ahuml ahuml Isn't that pretty
bad?''
But the doctor began, 81 can't
="
"And what do you think of my
breath? Now, I'll breath into the
telephone. Fhweel Do you get
that?"
"Bu'. l can't judge of your breath
through the telephonel''
"You can't, eh2 So you can't
that's fact! Well, L haven't any
time to come and see you, nor to
wait here until you come down, so
| guess I'll call in at Doctor Handy s
on my way down town, and get him
to prescribe for me. Oh, l sayl
Don't put this in your bill, nowl"
As the doctor goes back to his
cold roast hespecuIates as to whether
the absurdly thoughtless and nerv-
Gus man or the telephone is the
greater annoyance.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
IfHe were only q IklcIser.

"1'm rather particular about my
celery" he said to the waiter who
took his order at Dearborn street
restaurant. "Bring me only the
small stalks and sec that they are
properly bleached.p
'Yes, sir
"And see that there are no specks
in the potatoes. Fetch me some
boiled, with the skin and fat all re-
moved, and bring me square bread
in thin slices, cut from the middle
of the loaf"
The waiter went back and re-
turned in due time with a tray full
of eatables, which he unloaded on
the table.
aTake back this potato" said the
guest, "and bring me one that has
30 specks. I've got no time to dig
the specks out of potatoes. L told
you about that"
The potato was changed and tho
waiter asked him if everything was
right now"
NO." he answered, "this bread is
not cut from the middle of the loaf.
Take it away and bring me what
1 ordered"
The bread was accordingly chang
ed.
eAll~right nowe" inquired the
waiter.
@Nol You've got some celery
here that isn't properly bleached.
Bring me the kind ordered. And,
hold onI There is a piece of skin
on this fish. Take it back. 1 told
you l was particular about my fish,
The celery and fish were removed
and brought back again in a few
minutes with the Objectionable fea-
lures eliminated.
ais it all right now2'' asked the
waiter.
81 guess it will do" growIed the
guest, as he began to eat, "but if /
was a kicker I'd kick about this
fork and spoon.-c Chicago Tribune.
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NE Collapsed.

A bow-backedo white haired old
man must have been seventy-fiye
years old, arrived at the Third
street depot the o;her day in com
pany with his wife, who hadn't t
passed 25. While she was busy
looking after the baggage to go out
again by train he strolIed outside.
and after walking around for ten
minutes he returned to the waiting
room just in timo to be seized by
the collar and asked:
"Where have you been all this
time, you old deceiverr'
"Lookin around" he humbly re-
piled.
aLooking at what2"
"Well, l saw boy, a dog, two
hacks, and woman, and / was
@Saw a women, eh? You bet you
saw one if she was to be sawnl
Now, then, you collapse, and if 1
have any moro trouble with you,
look out for your bonesl"
She whirIed him around and
pushed him into a seat, and after
falling with thud he folded his
arms, crossed his legs, and didn't
even dare look up when the man
beside him said:
"Inclined to be a gay old daisy,
eh2 Well, you ought to have left
her at home. Third and fourth
wives are always inclined to be
jealous. Free Press.
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Detected

81 like to have Mr.. Benson call, /"
said Mollic, because he is so bright.
lie is one of those people who al
ways leave good taste in your
mouth when they go away
al thought that was what Mr..
Benson was trying to do" unex-
pectedly remarked Mollie's sister
Nellie, ewhen l looked down over
the banisters and saw you standing
together in the hall just before he
went away
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
TemDting JusfIce.

Judge Erebus-Well, gentlemen
er de jury, has yer cogerated on the
verdict2''
Foreman-.we hab, jedge.
Whereas it am yo functions to
spresserfy de same
Jesse, Judgel We darfo' per-
claims dat de pris'ner am g'iIty er
salt an batry.p
sMassy on usl Didn't he kill de
man?''
@suttinly he kilt him. yo' honor,
but yo' see dc remains wuz mo- dan
ninty-fiv' year OF an couldn't last
froo de season anyway, so we on'y
got de right to charge de pris'ner
with a snttin percenterum OBJ de
'zult.
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AReaIGood MAJ,

A milkman was driving up Sec
ond Avenue the other morning
when a boy halted him and said:
''See that barrel in the gutter up
there2 Please run over it and make
it go 'smasbP
@All right, bub, " replied the man;
and he steered his bark
in that direction, increased the pace
of his nag, and struck the barrel to
knock the tar out of it. But there
was no tar there. 1t was packed
full of sand as the wheel struck the
wagon went over and thirty GAL
Ions of milk softened up the soil ON
the pavement. When the man
could get out of the wreck he look
ed for the boy, but the boy had gone
home to to ask his mother the
meaning of the name 'sHayseed. -.
Free Press.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Kansas Philosophy.

A woman viii give mp anything
fer love except the man she loves.
You can make a martyr of the
meanest man on earth by killing
him.
Wet his whistle often enough,
and you will make a musician of
any man.
If man meets nothing else in a
days journey, he win meet his turn
to tickle.
The only way to win victory is
to go to war, and run the risk of
being whipped.
Something more than gray hairs
is required in old age in order that
it be reverenced.
After man has met his disap-
pointment, he is very apt to con-
found it with sarcasm.
Humanity is good deal like the
cat that is never SO atfectionate as
when it is hungry.
For every man in love there are
nine hundred and ninety nine men
who think they are.
The smaller the town you live in,
the more people there are interested
when you get your hair cut.
If there is anything harder than
being polite when you don't feel
like it, wo don't know what it is.
When a shcop-killing dog is safe
at home, he is great dog to give
alarms. He is thinking of himself.
Everyone knows how to cure
sorrow, but everybody has it. The
principal thing recommended is snot
to think oft"
There is no Disgusting the fact
that more men are on the way to
the bad place than arc travelling the
road to the good place.
Experience goes to prove that
there is more domestic unhappi-
ness when the wife does not trust
her husbands Judgment at all than
when she trusts it too much.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
POINT PLEASANT, MASON COUNTY, WEST VIRG


OH friends aims Is the best.
lIaiest-likc ana hearfiest:
Knowcd rs iifst. AMI don't allow
We're 50 blame much bctfer nowi
They was stas'lin' ut the bars
When we grablitd ..the kivvarcl isrnrs.,
And lit our Ter town. 10 make
Money -and that old mistake.
We thought then the world we went
into beat "Tho Setficment.''
And the frieacs mt we'd make there
Would beat any al ywherci
And they do-fer that's their biz:
They beat all the friends they is
'Cept the raal old friends like you
At staid home. like I'd ort to-
Wy. ri all the good things ylt
ain't shet OF. Is 10 quit
BusiEess. and git hack to sheer
hose old comforts ultitin' here
Z hese old friends: and these old hands
At afeller understands:
These old wi ter nights, and old
Young folks chased in out the coldi
Sing Hard Times II come ag'fn
no Morei and neighbors all jine ini
Here's fell<r come from town
Wants that-stir old fiddle down
From the caimbls Git the floor
Cleared Ter one cosFtillion more -
It's roke the kitchen fire. says he.
And shake a afsic---. u iels with mel
ldames Nnitccmb Riley. in Century
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Spreading for Leagues Arouna

The marshy. overfiowed lands, sunken
lots and half submerged river banks,
which give them birth, the seeds of
malaria impregnate the air, and are in
hailed at every breath by thousands un-
provided with any adequate safeguard
against the baneful influence. Yet
such exist-potent alike to remedy or to
prevent, pure in its constituents, and
the professionally recognized substitute
for the hateful drug, qninine. Its name
is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a family
specific and safeguard, foremost not
only as an antidote to malaria, but also
as means of permanently removing
dyspepsia, and relieving constipation,
liver complaint, rheumatism, kidney
and bladder ailments, and nervousness.
Among invigorants it takes the first
place, and is also q suberb appetiser.
Use 1t systematically.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Not "a snr,dwtc,,

"Gimmo ham sandwich shout
ed the guest at the dime lunch
counter. Two seconds later he
complained to the attendant. "That
was the worst sandwich ever
had. No more taste than sawdust,
and not big enough to see"
you've ct your check" returned
the attendant, contemporary; "this
here's yer ham san wich.'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Merit wins

We desire to our citizens, that for
New Discovery for Consumption, DIR.
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arni-
ca Salve aud Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as well
or that have given such universal salts
faction. We do not hesitate to guaran-
tee them every time, and we stand rea-
dy to refund the purchase price, il salts
factory results do not follow their use.
These remedies have won their great
popularity purely on their merits. A.
G. NanGiller, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
A safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or in case of fa;-
lure return of purchase price. On this
setl druggists bottle of Dr. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. Tits guar
anteed to bring relief in every case,
when used for any affection of the
Throat, Lungs, or Chest, such as Con-
sumptiou, Inflammation, etc. 1t is plea
SAINT and agreeable to taste, perfectly
safe, and can always be depended upon.
Trial bottles free at VanGilder's Drug
Store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01

We ought to measure our actual
lot and fulfil il; to be with all our
strength that which our lot requires
and allows. WHAT'S beyond it is no
calling OF ours. How much peace,
quiet, confidence aud strength would
people attain if they would go by
this plain rule.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-04-01
Bucl.len's Arnlca salyc.

The Best Salre in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheun, Fe-
Yer Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Gill
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
quired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price.
25 cts. per box. For sale by A. G. VAN
GLIDER, Druggist. tian4-ly.