Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-13

read the littlo book. There were hun.
dreds Of testimonials, according 10 which
"Iumstcads Tincturc" was infallible. The
testimonials werr from all sorts aud cOn.
| ditions Of men. They were evidently per.
icctly genuine, for they attached their
names and addresses. Perhaps the mys
terions Bumstead had discovered the EliNi,
Viin. Then read on iill came to the
description ofthe remedy itself TWAS said
| 10 he prepared from certain medicinal
| plants found only IN Central Arabia. Bel.
| ioochlstan. aud tho mountainous region oi
! the northwestern frontier Of Grim Tar
tary." Oh, there could not be anything In
| u; Of course, u was swindie. II Il wrrq
only genuine felt that would not hosi
tate for n single instant Al that moment
| the door opened and Bumstead--I mean
| Mr.. Wyatt entered.
swell. my ,oung friend, p he said. with a
good huinored smile, what is your deter
mlnatlonW
"Mr Wyatt" said. and I assumed m,
very best professional manner, I'll could
only bclic-e In the genuincncss of these
Testimonials; II I could only think that the
lnfallibie 1inctnrc does all that II Il said
TO do; u could only honestly believe IN IL,
would cast principle and pride aud pr.Ju
dicetD the winds and Instantly Jump a,
your most liberal offer"
"You don't mean to say that you doub.
the gcnuincnsss OF the testimonialsri cried
Mr. Wyatt, IN evident indignation. Then
he read Lord AddlepateA testimonial very
slowly and very softly "Dr. Spriggc," be
said. at IT, conclusion. Lord Addicpaic Il
a peer Of the realm, one Of our hereditary
legislators. Would you presume to doubt
the word u m hereditary lcgislatorl Call
on his lordship, you arr q physician; you
can form your own opinion. Tho whole
Of these testimonials, air. are absolutely
genuine" cried Mr. Wyatt. aud he
thumpcd the table with his nst III b.
licvc in Bnmstead. Hir. and I've never had
days illness In my llie." ! did not think
much Of that argument.
Look here" said Mr. Wyatt; an make
you prescnt Of gross oil IT, Take IL 10
-. Sklnfint's and try II on your pa
TENTS" The horrible suggestion caused
me to shuddcr In spite Of myself.
DO you care 10 little for my daughter,
Dr. SPRUCE" said Bumstcad--l mean Mr..
wyait-ycry solcmnly, that you notnally
decline 10 investigate the matteri Didn't
the whole world believe the earth 10 be Hat
I'LL Il was proved to be roundi Wasn't
Columbus looked upon rs fool and an
Imposiori let me tell you, sir, the day j.
coming when MI tho world will revere the
name OF Bumstead."
When 1 ioai,i rornd ,,or "a. o,id.,,
sIgns M wealth when / lnrteb t,,a ~,
iii man. f,re, and rr,ne,,l,,r.J ,b., H..
WINS Laura. father I could 10. do,,L1 ,bc
honesty Of Ma eonyic.Ion. ssi,.J Lis
hind. tbor, wcr, toar. In nv ~. NJ 1
NM, III, A., ,,,,s,in,,s,, =, - "
~ ,.iIl iny.s,ica,. 4, .frf,i .tI..t ST.
I,,Iii .o,nn,,,nisa,, ~. -, ~. = A. y
..','.i',,' =, '"' '''u'' :" 30" ~ I"
'v ~,
Iheh We SHOOK hands'
went into the nearest chemists. ask.
ca Tor bottle OF Bumstead's infalllble
unctnrc.
ITS very valuable remedy, sir, said
,hc chemist most OF our customers hnd
II a perfect panncca
IL was strange. very strange. Your true
pnynolosist mover hcsltaie- TO make a
crucial experiment uDon his own nerson
took double dose OF 'Bum.tead" that
night. IL did not have the slightest effect
upon me. finished tho bottle the next
day; II did not even make me feel M. |
did not think much Of "Bumstead" M a
medicine. Most valuable remedies make
you feel very III. indoed-that i my expert.
enec, Then called on six OF the tcstl.
monial givorS They all sworc nv "I,nrn.
stead" ~ man must take medicine Of
some sort, air. one remarked 10 me; when
I'm bit out Of sorts Just flies to Bum.
stead. and Il does me power Of sood."
My next atop was 90 insert an advertise.
mcnt In the Agony Column OF the Timrl.
II ran as followsi
To tho physician who recommended "Bum.
s'eads Infalllblo Tihcturc" To an aged noble.
man suffering from heart disease. In the Pull.
ihan u ...l tuunlni 70 brighton, on tho after
"a .us'aan, u's ~ kindly send addfvs,
mr.. ,',, Ss, ..''' n.
W. a. 'g.' 49, m Huurcs IN mayfair
~, 80, answers 70 that advertisement
' 80 49," ~, tnoIh SANG tho praises nt 'bum.
s .i.aI , in,'y 'nslo,cu prospectuses OF
Nv" ,noule'he. one wa" avery rude let
~, ,an ~ I"iioMM
~ phA ~ huhsInAp-ill give you a Testimonial
ans n npnns ." 'so''p' OF postal order for
M ~ .,.,,...
,nai,sa a. ,'ihh p letters were all from
~. s" nn h'a o' ,hehi declared that
,hs, nn,sa,n,,N , .no ihsiuent perfectly,
.se. puu's''aaH lhihllble Tlncturu was