The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-01-29

An echo is kind of boiler mockery.
Republican.

L
script.
Men of great capacity sometimes
have very little capacity for making a
living Texas Sit1ings.
Nobody makes lie out of the VIII ole
cloth nowadays. The tariff is too
heavy. Philadelphia Times.
Customer-.'I am troubled with rats
in my room" Druggist-''Yes. sir.
Bromide or ammonia cocktail?"-Lite.
Algy (to hunters)- Which one of
| you had the most fun while out hunt
ing?" Hunter-"The rabbits. y Te1as
Sittings.
There are various ways of becoming
poor in this world. One of them is to
| inherit a great English estate. BALI
more Anlerican.
'Emmeline, can you keep secret?"
ne whispered hoarsely. Il don't know;
never tried to. What is it?n-Phila-
delphia Times
The man who can tell lie ten times
| without changing it is the sort of
-AtchiSOn Globe.
When you give, give freely. Still,
there's no harm if the jumping-jack
you give your boy has q string to it
indianapolis journal.
Il suffer dreadfully from insomnia"
said the novelist. Then you don't do
your own proof-reading?" queried
! Cvnicus. Y. Herald.
Ethel-"Don't YOU remember, Maud,
when first came out Maud Gn-
terrupting) dear, l was but
child then. n-Bost0nian
1t seems to be an undisputed fact
that married woman is a better shot
with 4 rolling-pin than she is with
| stone Yonkers Statesman.
Your number" said the warden to
the prisoner, us SOC" That's graft
flying" said the unfortunate; I'm in
the 400 at last. N Y. Herald.
1t is just as wicked to indulge in
mental profanity as to swear right out
loud, and much more injurious to the
| Observation-Disclosures journal.
Maddox-"I understand your wife
always has the last word" Gazzam-
''All mistake, l assure you. She
gives it to me. "-HUper's Bazar.
Chillins- Writing poetry, Ell? How
are YOU pad-by space?" A. Tenny-
son Titchlcy (sadlD-' By space! In
space you meant american Grocer.
Lend Me Your Wife, is the title of
comedy now running at local
theater. When played in real life it
frequently becomes Il tragedy.
| 1IeapOliS Joarnat.
1t is as little as the ice man could do
to drive some of his customers out to
frozen pond and let them see what
they were trying to buy all summer
Washington Post.
What have you been doing for the
last year?n asked one seedy-looking
man as he stopped another on the
street. Time" was the laconic re-
ply Washington Post.
Tramp-"I say, ma'am, can't ye
gimme Il bite O. something cold 10
eat?" Mrs. Pancake-"W yes, poor
fellow! go and take one of those lei
Giles off the fence. "-Judge.
De Fer-"I feel like a new man this
morning" Waite Cautiously Yah!
Do you feel anything like the kind Of a
man that would be apt to pay a debt
of SOP" He paid t.-Nanhattan.
Il tell you the poor have no chance"
That's particularly true in regard to
poetry. know some editors who re.
ject poems for no other reason than
that they are poor. Brooklyn Life.
Won Boomer-''Yes, sir, | tell YOU
Chicago is going to shoot right ahead
now. She has just caught her second
wind" Eastern Man Great Scott!
When did she lose her ?"-Pucb.
as that the generals daughterp"
His daughter? Why what's the mat
ter with you? He's too old to have
daughter as young rs that We'll,
then, it must be his wife. "-Ftiegende
Ridtter.
When it is remembered that the
Apostle Peter and others were fisher
men, it looks little odd, in the light
Of modern angling, that they were
chosen to preach the truth.-Philadel-
phia Times.
She-"And what have you ever done
10 prove your love to me?" He
Done! Why, 1 have done without
my lunch every day for week in or
der to take you to the opera last
night. "-Sparks.
Wickwire-"There never were so
many chances as now to get a good in
come out of small fortune" Yabs-
ley-"What I'd like is to get Il good
fortune out of n Small income. "-Ls-
dtanapOliS Journal.
Held like to see you women
struggling around bargain counter
just once, for the fun of the thing"
She-'And I'd like TO see you men
struggling around n free lunch coun-
ter. N. J. Herald.
Its good thing people are not
treated nowadays as Ananias was for
lying" why sop why SOP"
Why, if we were. Bagley. nobody'd be
left alive but you and |. and you'd be
paralyzed. N Y. Herald.
I'm going in with the farmers, and
don't You forget it," said Timmins.
Just think what n snap it will be
when fellow can deposit his poetry
in the subtreaSury and realize on it at
once!"-Indidndpoiis Journal.
Il am perfectly delighted with my
dwelling ut present. | have a dining
room. 4 reception room. a working
room, a smoking room and a sleeping
room, and just think how convenient
all in one. "-F2iegeRde Biatter.
"Smatterton thinks that lie is one OF
the people who are born before the
worlds civilization is ready for them"
"Humph," was the rejoinder; come
to think of it, he does strike me as
trihe previous. = WaSh ngton Post.
DO the physicians travel in the
summer because the health of the city /
is so good. or is the health of the city I
so good because the physicians are on
their travels?" We don't dare TO ask I
about the clergymeu.-Flisgends Blat-
ter.
Skribler-"I have male n pretty