The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-11-22
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VIII it be the regulation sort. or the
kind the boys order when they stand be-
fore his BARI
And will that bar hereafter be tri-
bunal of justice, or merely furnish bus
mess for police courts as usual'
Why the Hoboken police and Recorder
McDonoueh do not WORK in harmony
Where John Dingwall borrowed that
plug hat?
How John o'ConnelI liked that Union
Hill support
And how mueh he paid for it,
Row Mr.. Furst enjoys NJ. wolfson IS
contract with the FreeholdersP
And how be likes furnishing blankets
at twenty-five cents?
When the war between the County
Board of Health and the Hoboken Board
viii ends
And If it may not wipe out the county
sIowcoachf
How the undertakers of that city like
the idea of paying tithes to two BoardsG
Where John Boyd got his blue jeans
trouserss
If Dinny Reardon wants to succeed
Police Justice DavisP
IT Sergeant Malone will sea that his
saloon does not violate the Sunday laws
What gave Billy Herbert his pulp
How many tomatoes George Mccarthy
raised in his back yardf
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What kind of wood was used by the
man who framed replyi
How all the Hoboken justices of the
peace manage to exc out living?
If you can light a cigarette with base
bail matchs
Why sailors should be placed on short
ratfons when the wind blows fowl aud
chops abouts
Why the Hohoken Bar Association does
not make a move to remedy some of the
existing evils for which it was ostensibly
organlzedf
If Counsellor John DENIM will be APP
pointed Police Jnsticee
Where to find handsomer doctor than
Police Surgeon Nevin2
When the Federal Clrb will become
lively and ching of pleasure?"
= Why politicians wear big diamondss
If the Amateur Opera Company's
friends enjoyed the short dressess
II the sincerity of a romantic girls love
can be measured by her signs?
OF more primitive structure than the
proposed new Hoboken Post ONCE?
Whether Jekyll will be able to Hyde
from Mansfield in the New Opera HouseP
Why Convict Williams didn't take the
State Prison with him while ne was about
its
What Jersey City church girls viii do
at Christmas time il they continue to de-
spoil the young men at fairss
What, Oh what. has become of Nike
o'Maraa
If Jimmy Hunt owns Police Commits
sioner KellyS
If he got him the same as he does his
other calvesS
Where to find a better and more Chris
tiau 81. 000-a-ye o-say-nothing-m man than
Ben Van Keurens
" Ay At~A III otoAi4FSS VIM OH PROV
erty should be appointed TO the police
force while there are hundreds of compe-
tent Democrats in need Of work?
/. Why one man should be locked In q
cell all night because another man fires
a gun within the city limits9
Why an undertaken should be COM
PEELED to pay twenty-five cents for a
burial permit. seeing that he merely
transfers the charge to the family Of the
deceasedS
Aud how much profit there is on the
transactions
Who will be the next Mayor Of Hobo
ken?
And Of Jersey City?
And whether he will spell it Allan OF
Allens
How the next Secretary Of State will
spell his namef
Who writes those anti-Abbett letters
for the New York Times
Why he does III
Whether that new Republican paper
will ever be startel