Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-03-21
SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON.
The goose that lays the golden egg is the
fowl to be nursed at Eastertide.

formed by the palms. We see each others faces
F but do not feel each others hearts. We pas
on the same pathway. but we do not sit unde
the same fig tree. We live in the same city, bu
we have built up social barriers that divide u
into f1ocks, and we browse in firmly fencet
fields, some chewing clover-scented cuds, Som,
nibbling wiry frost-nipped stub5le. some pull
ing stunted grasses up by the roots from tn,
sun-cracked, drought-blighted sod. But such il
life, and SO it ever will be if the dreams do no
come true and the prophecies are not fulfilled
But the teachers. the guides. and the adviser.
should surely be in touch with the masses ir
order to teach and lead and advise wisely
safely discreetly. Glass divisions have
bred class customs. The social laws that rule
the mansion can not be applied to the cot; but
the teacher of to-day is too apt to confine his
studies to those select measures, ignoring the
customs born of less fortunate circumstance.
Then when he undertakes to formulate rule
for the whole he draws his materials solely
from the source he studied, and the result is a
misft. The customs Of the lowly should be as
sacred as those of the lofty. Rules to fit all
must partake of all. What is a nuisance to
one may be pleasure for the other, and to
please both the sgtlating medicine must be
compounded from each. Those who cannot
play on harp with golden strings should be
allowed to pipe on penny whistle if it please
them. Get In touch. You cannot judge the
| heart of the tree by its bark. You cannot feel
the pulse of the people without rubbing up
against them.
SILENCE is silver, but after silver is
| minted it talks.
THE gas meter tolls not, but as spinner
| it is a splendid success
| TOMORROW is Palm Sunday. Don't try
to palm of hypocrisy for religion on this ac-
count, however.
Sr1Ne1Ne remarks are very apt to nettle
| person.
ENGLAND will some day be looking for a
| sovereign remedy.
A BOOK without moral generally has
snake concealed between the covers
The grangers are in the saddle, and unless
someone cuts the girtn the kid-gloved denizens
of the cities will be taxed out of sight.
PocKETBooKs spring open at spring
openings. don't they.
''THE Sioux feel ugly again" Is New
York Sun headline. Well. if they feel as ugly
as they look, bloody war is inevitable.
T1PPoo TIB is paralyzed. Poor T1pl He
has probably been feading the account of the
"tear guard"
THE New York papers show SO much
earnestness in proclaiming that Evans, the AS
tor House suicide is Wright that we are al.
most ready to believe that the papers them
selves are right.
IF yo2 worry over the gray hairs you will
cultivatetell tale wrinkles.
ITALY has d good navy, but she lacks the
snews of war.
THE bump of positlveness is not fully de-
posing.
ADVERTISERS seldom complain about ad-
versity.
EVEN vinegar has to work in order to be
worth anything.
A MODERN Proteus-The printer. He
can change his form at will, you know.
WHEN the sun sets plots are generally
Matched.
DRESSED hogs occupy parlor as well as
freight cars.
THE winds of adversely fill the sales of
the tradesmen who do not believe in printers
ink.
You do not have to understand music in
order to play upon words.
IF we had not cultivated emigration
New Orleans would not have raised disturb
ance.
BLUE jays-The rural fellows who trv
to pick out the shell that conceais the little
joker.
WHEN the sun shines the dog will chan &c
his spots.
NEWSPAPER compositors frequently 90
from "bad' to "worse' while following copy.
JAY GOULD must be a gambler, for he's
all the while making deals.
NEW YORK has forgotten all shout the
monuments since the walking match started.
THE thoughts of great many worshipers
never 20 higher than the decorations on d CELL
ing.
In New York society the choicest flow or
is the Astor.
JUDGING from the reports of the meetings
held by Italians in various parts of the country
there are more sunny sons here than in Italy.
SOME ducks ot bonnets cost losts of
ducats.
SEAsoNABLE diet-Spring lamb, except |
on Friday. |
THE girl of the period now warbles ,buy |
the style" instead Of ''by the stile."
THE man who invented the Typewriter
certainly secured patent write.
THE patient COW will stand any amount |
of bossing. WILLIE WINKLE.
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WOMEN will find the best home literature
going in THE DISPATCH. The contributors
tomorrow are Shirley Dare, Bessie Bran.
BILE, Miss Grundy, Jr., Ellice Serena and |
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