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By It's Weight.

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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-03
rnpor Poison aud Iv, An,ldo,c.

The morning and evening mis;s that pcrvale
the atmosphere Of malarlous localities caanOtb be
bTcathcd with imrunity. y safeguard is needed
10 render harmless the dangerous mihsmata with
which they arc imprcsnatCd. The surest. safest
defense Is iIostci,er'S stomach IIttcrs. 4 Is an
nn,idote 10 the poison which has already been
inhaled and borne fruit. an adequate preventive
OF It's harmful effects No preplratlvc Tor breath.
ers OF miRsma tainted mir or drinkers OF :nula.
ria poisoned water like the Diitcrs. 1t rom.
plcte!y neutralises the otherwise irresistible OH
soto tho Tr!al foe. Settlers on newly CLEARED
land. cNcavators OF canal routes (noiahly ,haton
the lsthlnuS of Panama.. western pioneers and
emigrnnts-in short, al subjected 10 malariul in.
~!ll,cnccs In air or water find in II n benign rene
dy, M ~e,leclIal safeguard. Disorders OF the
stomach, liver aud bowels, ia grippe rheima.
tism and kidney complaints are rcmedicd by tho
Dit,crS,
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MARTINS FERRY.
MISUNDERSTANDING Mcctin. To-
Ni:ht-PcrsonGI, Etc.

Observation-Disclosures Mcctin. To-
Nieht-PcrsonnI, Etc.
Payne's Business Pointers and Die.
tionary OF Synonyms contains the new
tariff complete. Those who do not
know the rates OF duty will find this
book OF over 200 pages very valuable.
There are tifty-three pages Of the sched-
ule. This encyclopedia oil information
will be sent post paid for % cents.
Postoiiice News Stand, Martins Ferry,
Ohio.
All persons who have contributed
provisions to the soldiers reunion will
observe that the wagons will call for
them on Monday. As somc oil the lists
do not give the streets on which the
donors live, the committee will deem it
n favor ii they will stop the wagon or
send word to the hall on Monday alter
noon.
Much kicking is being done by per-
sons who were drawn to st. Clairsville
on Thursday by the announcement that
Major William Mckinley would be pres
ent. 1t has been known for six weeks
that Major Mckinley would not attend,
and yet the management advertised
that he would be present.
Miss Mary L. Smith died yesterday
morning at the residence OF Mr.. and
Mrs. George Anderson, on West Hano-
yer street, after 4 lingering illness. The
funeral services will be held this after
noon at 8 o'clock and the intermcnt will
be at Plaintield tomorrow.
The card in yesterdays INTELLIGEScER
concerning the American tin plate tea
pot was that OF Mr.. j. NJ. Waters, not
Walters" as the type made it. Mr..
Waters Will take pleasure in showing
the tea pot to any persons who will call.
A few Democrats and Republicans as
scmblcd at ,he Cleveland & Pittsburgh
depot Yesterday to see Governor Camp
bell pass through on the ll:.0 train.
The governor appeared on the stops and
shook hands with the boys.
To-day Mrs. Bryson will have Il fine
monument placed on the grave of her
husband, the late Lewis L. Bryson. in
Rivcrview cemetery by John Gels. The
monument is marble, eight feet, four
inches high.
The hot iron machines OF the Laugh
lid were obliged 10 knock of yesterday
on account OF q scarcity OF iron. They
vii! probably be off until new stacks
are put up.
Mr.. &. W. Chessell, the popular pos
tai clerk, has been transferred to the
main line oi the Cleveland & Pittsburgh
road.
Several persons have promised to adj
drcsa the regular meeting OF the Rcpub-
licam club this evening.
Mrs. Listen, OF Littlcton, w. W., is
the guest OF Mrs. Williamson, on Fourth
street.
The new dynamo at the electric light
plant was given a test last night.
Mrs. Mary p. Shipman has secured Il
pension through IT. Hanes.
Mr.. George Mcmahon attended the
Pittsburgh Exposition.
Miss Hannah Bird has returned, much
improved in health.
Republican club meeting tonight at
$50.
A gambler has been arrested Mt Hon.
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BELLAIRE
All Sorts OF Local News nnd Gossip from
the Glnss City.

The Glnss City.
Lewis Fisher, IN old gentleman, lost
his pockrtbook and Sl34 in cash Friday
evening, but was fortunate enough to
recover it. Mr.. Fisher went to the bank
and had deposited S3,4OO, and took his
pocketbook and the balance and'put it
in his inside vest pocket, but it slipped
out and dropped on the pavement.
Willie Young found it and gave it to his
father and Mr.. Young advertised it and
the old gentleman got it.
Michael Lynsky and Joe Rhubottom,
4 colored man, gotinto a quarrel yester-
day. Lynsky threw 4 stone at the
other, breaking his arm and probably
n or two OF his ribs. Mike is in the
lookup.
The Chautauqua Circle met last night
and the following subjects were dis
cusscd: "Loading Facts in American
History" by r. G. Faris: Social Insti-
tutions OF the United States" W. q.
Morrison.
At the Bellaire gun club shoot Thurs
day the following score was made out OF
apostolic %: D. r. Cowen 10; DR..
Kemplo II; DR.. Cooper II; DR.. Boone 5;
NJ. Cowen 8 and George w. Yost 8.
Fifteen Knights Templar went out to
St. Clairsville Thursday evening to ut
tend a meeting.
Albert Thurber, OF this city, and Miss
Della %lIarler, OF GAINESVILLE, were mar
ried last week.
Miller Booth, secretary OF the Bellaire
Gas and Electric Co., is in Philadelphia.
W. r. Dutton, OF the Malta Register, is
in the city seeing his old friends.
The Gravel Hill Literary Society held
its first meeting Thursday night.
The Hcatherington band will give q
concert tonight at the park:y umEfTNH
The Crystal glass works viii blow
glass to-day.
The Daughters OF Liberty met last
night.
The steel plant is working steadily
now.
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ache, obstruction Of nose, discharges
falling into the throat, sometimes pro-
fuse, watery and acrid, at others, thick,
tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody,
pntrid and offensive; eyes weak, ring.
ing in the ears, deafness; offensive
breath, smell and taste impaired and
general debility. Only n few OF these
symptoms likely to be present at once.
DR.. Sage's Remedy cures the worst
cases. Only so cents. Sold by drug
gists, everywhere.
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They Are the People.
HOW CAN ANY ONE DOUBT IT,
When Hundred, ara Tost~Irying-Now onos
Being Added.

There Il II longer my doubt In the public
mind u, that Drs Copeland ( Dell RFo the most
successful specialists in their line to-day. How
has this been broughtg by the very word OF the
public themselves. Hundreds OF witnesses have
testified to II and new ones are adding their cvi'
dcucG each week voluntarily through the nc.
dun Of the public press. This week one well.
known person makes u full statement.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-03

Bottles OF Bradticld's Female Regulator
for falling OF the womb and other dis
eases combined, of l6ycars standing, and
really Jeliere Tan cured entirely, iorwhich
please accept my thanks.
Mrs. ". L. SrEBBlss, Ridge, Ga.
Sold at wholesale and retail BY Logan
Drug Co., and ell druggists. i
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tx A trH, me sinner and troubles the saint.
bon, T,NVEuG!e,olle trying ard nasty colnplaint.
"''N II 'acntable toll yon itu!n't
I'm NG,'se The grammar; it's the truth
rrSm'a: whether grammatically or un-
Sa,nr.h told. The truth, is that
81 i' NJ can be cured. The proprietors
ior ~ cages Catarrh Remedy offer $500
Head u 'Hcurable case OF Catarrh in the
'AL SYMPTOMS OF CATARgu-uead.
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EOR SuLH.

FOR SHLH.
No; co North front street. The most dasirahlr
feet.
Lot. southwest corner vIrgInla mud South
York sirrot-4 by 100 feet.
SiAty.thrce lots from 500 TO 500 each: % lots
from slOl, TO 500 each in IclYcderc addition.
Two valuable lots on Chnpllnc street,
Two lots on South Front street.
Two desirable residences on ShuplinC street.
10 1923 McCOllOCh street.
pGslrablc residence on Fifteenth street.
No. w Fifteenth street. Ground q feet 'front.'
No. 1908 Jacob street,
100 acres Of land In sully county, South Da.
lyo,acrcIfarm In Marshall county,
Eight acros Of lnnd and desirable residence
near West Liberty schools.
No. 81 SlNtoanth street,
No. 1851 and g6l3 ChRpltnc street.
Thirty'tive cresstono and coal land. Rush Run,
Ohio. ~
Seventeen and ono.haii acrc, land, onc.hal,
mile west lower point OF Island.
No. 1850 Wetzcl street. grOund5 20 by 800 foot ri
No. g3Jl anu Xxi Wood street
Twenty.onc shares Riverside Glass Work.
ttock at 4 bargain.
Nos. 81 aud ~ Alloy IL.
Nos. 1901 and 300 Chaplinestrcat
No. S2S McCOllOch street
no. 1901 Market street
No 20 Ohio street
No. 2Jli Fol street
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1t is said that Chinese sugar is being
landed on the Pacific coast ut q cent a
pound less than home manufacturers
charge ior the same grade.
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On above dates the Baltimore & Ohio
Company will sell excursion tickets
Wheeling to Pittsburgh and return for
81 90 including one admission 10 the
Exposition, good two days, and when
sold on Saturday good to return on Mon
lnv
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WILLIAM HoRNllEN, NhlrlNs FERRY,
Mr. William ,IIorchcr, OF Martins Ferry, n
giass'blower says: MY head and nose would
stop III. ! had very severe headaches anil pains
through my temples mud in the back Of my head.
! had n bulzing and roaring noise In my ears
continually. ] could feel the mucus dropping
back into my thrOAt, which kept me hawking
nnd raising 10 clear It. Ny sleep was restless and
broken. ] would get mp mornings actually more,
tired md worn out than the night before. My
work was Il drug and my life n positive burden.
81 wnS IN this condition when | first called on
Dts. COPELAND & BELL, after reading so much
OF their noble work. After examination |
thought they understood my case, and inling
their charges SO very reasonable ! decided 10
place myself under their carc. don believe
ever made II better resolution In my life. |
have improved from the sturt under their treat.
mcnt and | can heartily recommend these yen.
tlcnlcn IS competent physicians, and their
method oftreRtmcnt most pleasant and effective.
Those suffering from any affection Of the eyes.
ears, throat or nose Will do well to consult them
and he relieved"
DOCTOES COPELAND & BELL have located
permanent offices at ll2l Main street, Wheeling,
W. W., where they treat with success NIL cumblc
cases. Onlce hOurS-9 TO II Il IN. . 10 5 p. III. and
ITO . p. III. Sundays, . IL. m. 10 IL M, and l 10 |
l.. IN. Spec~ialtics-CntHrrh and diseases OF the
Eye, Ear. Throat md Lungs. Consultation free.
Address all mail TO DHS, COPELAND u BELL,
ll2l Main street, Wheeling, ". Va.
Treatment. including medicine. S. Il month.
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Excursions to Pittsburgh! Exposition via Il.
so, Sept, II, 20, and Oct. l, $, 10 and
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# o r. S A FL.

SALE.
Que OF the best manufacturing sites In tho
city, fronting on railroads.
Eight roomcd house on North Front and Ken.
lucky streets Island, very cheap, for short limo
Eight roomcd house on South Huron street.
$3.50
Good business corner In Centre Wheeling.
Farm OF twelty.cight acrey, three miles from
eiiy, cheap $S;0N on easy payment
Fortieth street, $500.
House OF SIX rooms. 1855 Wood street. in good
condition. S1,2Dl.
House OF ten rooms, brick. on Chaplinc street,
between For,y.third and Forty.iour;h streets,
cheap at 81 900.
House Of three rooms, on Forty.sixth street.
ground 2jxlOO feet TO same, sl.8Ol'
House OF seven rooms, 2J3l Eotr street, Sl,GO.
House OF four rooms AT corner OF Eighteenth
street and Alley g. sl,OOO.
Lots on North Huron. North Erie and South
Penn streets, Island, $3.50 20 500 each.
Full lot on JNcob street, with Il five roomed
brick house IN the rcar, Sl!.i0l.
Ten roomed house ut n bargain on North
Main Street
lialtlot on North Main street, % by l32 feet.
~llaltlot on EoTs;rect. south Of Twenty-cishth
street, 1000.
Lots on Eolr and Jacob streets, in North Ben.
wood.
Lots in McMechcn, newly laid out. cheap at
$50 to SIS each.
Lots in zane's Orchard and Old Fair Ground
additions.
Beautiful lots in A. II. Pa,tersou's addition to
Elm Grove ut low figures.
Choice lots In Glendale.
House OF five rooms, in good condition, 23ll
Jacob street, ground &jxl0) feet, Loo.
Large lot nj Edgingtou Lane.
Fifteen lots in Fifth ward In Fllan & Whyte's
addition.
llalilo nj east end Twenty.scvcnth street, $50.
House OF four rooms.
Near Holidays Cove, Brooke county. W. Va,
farm 80 acres, well wGtered. viii make SPLEEN
did stock farm. One hundred acres clear, tho
balance being good timber. undcrlaid with two
good veins OF coal One vein OF fire clay In oil
und gas belt. Price. 5000 on easy payments.
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REAL
FOR R.ENT.

no. 80 Main street. second loot. ......-...sl no 70
~: 2Uyi Market street, two ro0ms...s..o.., 7 90
Farm OF $50 acres, ono mile eas. OF Benwool
junction. s3Gj per annum.
Twenty acres OF laud NEAR Dcnwood Junction.
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A gambler has been arrested at Hen
derson, Ky. for opening 4 grave and
cutting q ioretinger from the hand Of u
dead woman, to bring him luck.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
Census of a Cheese,

DR.. Adametz, a Swiss scholar, has
been taking census of the inhabi-
tants OF a cheese. The microscopic
examination Of one ''gramln'' Of a
fresh Emmenthaler cheese, such as is
sold in England under the name Of
Gruyere, contained no fewer than
9O,o0O so-called microbes. This pro-
digious encampment, after seNanty
days, proved to have increased to 4
tribe Of 100000. Another sort Of
cheese contained within a single
"grammu board and lodgingfor about
two million microbes, while III a.
sgramm' cut from the rind Of the
same cheese DR.. Adametz found about
five million of these inhabitants! A
piece of cheese upon our tables OF a
few pounds weight may consequently
contain more microbe inhabitants
than there are human inhabitants in
the whole world. Pa Mall Gazette.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
Lincoln,s Shaving story.

rs
Abraham Lincoln was so busy dur
ing the critical period OF the, war that
he used to receive visitors to the
White House while he was being
shaved. Lincoln had very hollow
heeks, or ..lantern jaws as they
are called, and was therefore diff
cult subject to shave. One morning
Senator Cole, of California, called up
on him on a very important matter.
Lincoln who was being shaved at the
time and did not wish to discuss O.
private matter IN the presence OF his
barber, told the GLOWING story: SEN
ator, said he, you may have MOTTO
ed my lantern jaws Well, in order to
shave my cheeks properly the barber
has to put his thumb mt o my mouth
to force out my cheek sufficiently to
give the razor a chance Well, one
day before wassso big man as lam.
now'-this with sad smile. the
barber out West Who was shaving me
cut through the cheek and slashed his
thumb With no apology for my suf-
fering he withdrew the bleeding mem
Der from my mouth and said angrily::
8 your lantern Jaws; you've
made me cut my thumb s'' New York
Press. sSa.s
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
Friends,

'1t is the edict of the world" said
che man" laugh and the world
laughs with you weep and you weep
alone Friends are many when the
purse is long, but when care and Attic
ton comes-ah, how is it that should
know this sad truth, that in such
times as these friends are indeed few!
The loyalty Of friendship is something
l have long consecrated in my inmost
heart of hearts. One should be free
with all possessions, but should be
mlserly of his friends. Make friends
as you treat LIES earlier path. Keep
constantly fortifying your stock Of
friends, OF the latter will soon pass
from you. The friends of our youth
are no doubt the best OF all; enduring
through life without thought or need
OF change. AS Thackeray said. eve
are so much alone in this world; you
who have anything to love hold that
FREUD to your heart-an thank
God!'-Detroit Free Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
Halstead's Story of Sherman,

Mr.. Halstead told me story of
General Sherman The editor was in
Washington as a newspaper CORE
spondent at the outbreak OF the war.
He met Sherman there, as colonel.
One day in a party OF soldiers and
newspaper men the subject of the
loyalty of the inhabitants ofWashing-
ton came up, when Colonel Sherman
grimly said: ''Thel loyalty of the people
OF Washington is such that if our
troops in the capital should be at
tackled and meet with reverses, the
women OF Washington would cut the
throats Of the wounded on the side
walks with case knives" There were
observing correspondents in the party
who held the same opinion, but were
chary OF expressing it, and in compar-
ing notes afterward they predicted a
future for Sherman, on account of his
keenness Of scrutiny and his oddness
OF expression.-New York Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
Two Rarnums OF Connecticut

Il is rather a curious fact that
Phineas Z. Barnum was the means Of
introd uclng his namesake, William 81.
Barnum. to public life. The two men
were no relation to each other, we be-
5heve. Phineas T. Barnum was nomi-
mated to congress in the Bridgeport
district. It was strongly republican,
and his election would have been
natural. But there was some OPPOSE
ton TOP. Z. Barnum as a Snowman.
y H. Barnum wealthy manu-
facturer was brought out against him
by the democrats, and there first dis
played the election tactics from which
he afterWard became famous. He not
only won the election, but he revolu-
tionized the district, which went from
the republican side over to the demo-
cratic party permanently B Boston
Herald.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29

Sho's y lived co'plexion kims
aftah d. blood what's dis he-aa
beautiful co'plerio,s guar'nteed If d
blood am pure! Befo' d Lo'd dat
am salvation TO- Aunt Sophy.'
All we claim for it is an unequaled
remedy to purify the blood and in
vigorate the liver. ANthe year 7o,1,aol
you can depend on DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery in all
cases of blood-taints or humors. no
matter what their name or nature.
It's the cheapest blood-puri6er
sold through druggists. No matter
how many doses Of other medicines
are offered for a dollar.
Why9 Because it's sold on a
peculiar plan, and you only pay for
The good you get.
Can you ask more?
"Golden Medical Discovery . is a
concentrated vegetable extract, put
up in large bottles contains no al
cohol to inebriate, no syrup or sugar
to derange digestion !; is pleasant to
the taste, and equally good for
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-04-29
HIS TURN CAME AT LAST.
The Conductor Gets Even on the
Chronic Joker. ii

The Conductor Gets Even on the
Chronic Joker.
He was the chronic car Joker on
that line Of road, and seldom board
ed the train without guying the con-.
ductor or left it without raising gen
eral laugh at the company S or train
mems expense. Yesterday, however,
he arrived late at the station and
barely in time to swing on without a
ticket. He had just caught his breath,
after seating himself with the usual
daily crowd of fellow travellers, when
the conductor appeared.
Haven't got any ticket, began the
Joker in his usual vein, and the crowd
awaited it's daily guy.
sAll right; give me SO cents, re
sponded the official.
.'Never carry anything so small,
and the traveller picked out a $50
bill, but did not pass it up.
Make out your receipt first he
continued, 'sI'm all business to-day"
Then as the receipt was duly punched
out, he took it and began a long and
labored inspection OF it, still holding
on to his $50 bill, at the same time
aggravating the busy conductor with
superfuous questions: Engine all
right? IA Asrbrakes or handbrakes?
NeWsboy chained? Any rebate on
this ticket? Punched it all you want
to? Any stop-over allowed?'' etc.
AS the conductor began to tire OF
the business, the funny man handed
over his $50 bill and suddenly drew it,
back, adding, Zone question more: Is
this a through train?" "Bet your
life, & replied the conductor, taking the
bill "and what is more" he added,
pocketing the bill and deliberately
moving away. cts through without
change" and the entire car smiled at
the funny man and his disappearing
$50 bill.-Buffalo Commercial.