The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-07-10

Puck
-waiter-"very nne chicken that
mir" Guest ! wonder how 4
Escaped being killed for such LONG
time. Harpcr's Baxar.
( ALIAS. IL IL an age Of doubt. :
sighed the philosopher. "vhat?- asked
his companion. 1.-The age Of woman.
be answered Harvard Lampoon.
-She-"Why was il that the Crcntol
made woman after man." He-"Pos'
sibly because he wanted 70 finish the
job before the critic arrived ~. y.
Herald
-rrematurely. in Some Cases Wis
itor--i suppose your college has turned
out great many graduates Profess
eor- Yes. and good many who were
not graduates" Saturday Evening
Herald
Its Often So
AZ frss sight We loved maiiy.
AZ second came nall:
A. third We wondered sadly
How We loved az all.
Iiarper's Bazar.
-Fogg-"Ah. Henderson: You're
coming q the club to-night?" Fender
som was coming. but have changed
my mind" Fogg Gracious. man.
that Is all the more reason for your
coming. Boston Transcript
First Student How II blows. And
listen. hear how the telegraph wires
hum up above there Second Student
- hear Let me tell you. that's the
answer from my pafer familias- tele-
graphed him 70 send me some money
Nudge ~ know ! am right. III
bet the drinks that l am Tilnmins
IL would take you up. but l do not
drink" Mudgc-.'Oh. don't let that
stop you I'll agree 10 drink both drinks
myself, win or lose. indianapolis Jour
nal.
Mrs Brown-'-I declare. Just hear
that canary sing. Its always 50: every
time anybody begins 10 play on the
piano that bird begins TO chatter
Mrs. White -'.Yes; one would almost
think the bird TO be human Boston
Transcript
Folly-'I should think that Jones
would have more sense than TO wear
that flaming red cravat- II makes him
terribly conspicuous He's got such an
awful red nose. Won know That's
the reason He wears tina. tie to divert
attention from his nose. ~. " Her
aid.
Cleverton-" Have vou any idea how
much that dress cost that Miss Swans
down had on last night?~ Dashaway-
Yes. one hundred and TWENTY-FIVE dol
lars" How did you come
70 know" Dashaway tsorrowfully,-
Her father took pains TO tell me the
other day. Cloak Review
Ont Of Sight-Naria fpointing 70 =
Ferr tall and expensive piano lamp
y h. amt that jest too lovelye-
'ti<: what be that?-
Why that be PLAINLY
amp" Josiah-"A pianny lamp? say.
Maria don't you think that's most too /.
high to put on top a pianny?"
Laura lin Januaryl--Just see the |
ovely gift from my dear papa de- |
icious spider in silver. with garnet |
yes" The same lin Junel-.Ye<. I'm |
lick Such = shock Is had It the pic
tic yesterday: A great. horrid beast Of Il
spider fell right into my plate. No
Wonder ! tainted dead away. Pitts
'urg Bulletin
Ambiguous Miss PASSED. hard
' know IL is. but l must follow the
ads Now. everyone is wearing birth
av rings and Sillyboy--And are
on wearing them. too?- Miss Passee
Eyes. have bought one for each
ear Siilyboy-..Yo could almost
pen a jewelry store. couldn't you
jewellers Circular.
-Scribbler-..Oh. here's nv article.
ell me what ron think 81 IT," Frank
in-"Vell. TO tell the truth. II seems 10
e rank plagiarism Scrihbler-"Not
I all. found il in an old paper. and
embraced my ideas exactly Sol
ut my name to il. and sent il 20 the
magazine. The fact that another fell
DIV wrote il out in the first place
mounts to nothing. ~ Boston Tran
cript-
awkward Enough. Brobson-
You look all broken up. old man.
What's the matter?- Craik--..I called
a Miss Pruyn last night. and no sooner
ad ! entered the parlor than her
,other appeared and demanded to
now nv intentions Brobson--.That
aust have been rather embarrassing?-
raik-.Yes. but that was not the
'orst- Just as the old lady finished
peaking Miss Pruyn shouted down the
tairs. Mamma mamma he isn't ths