The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-01-15
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nos .ine,iy speshisg. pastoral sesos
Are yos . sui.or for Mis- Brovns
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buiicf.
The average Vie bates 10 ssh Der hue.
bard tof ronsy. sSd 10 noss cssss BE- hss<s
10 hare bsf.
:. Kva,b<dy gill b viliiss V admit
tLsi even The ssov comes , little higher
than usnsl ,bn year
The hmo.sn ,hsi osS vssf old eioshes
saiii sbse TO bay psv 10 said TO b shs
nosi leeeIy feeling 90 earth,
The Lord Ines uLsi vM best lot
men. pssce OF mind when be failed 70 put
eye Ia the bach Of bic besd.
Why do you ssh GOO thousand dol
Lara Tor thai housed Because ! want six
hundred dollsrs
The world never knows vhst loud
prayer. msn can oiier until be v called
upou 10 pray for The aims Of bis nsishbor
"A mule would rather hear himsslf
bray than 10 listen TO anybody's nusic.
A good many people are built like him.
"A poo, ssys tbs, . baby 10 nsv wave
90 The ocean Of life. II strikes us that .
frcsh squsli would express the ides bet
ter.
Il sm sceused Of possessing talent,
ssid . concerted msn. II you ere ever
tried yoa'ii be acquitted. replied ons Who
knew bin.
A Troy policeman swore ~ follows
The prisoner sci on me. calling me IN sss
aud 81 idiot - oil VI which certify 70 Be
tue.
The men ~ho gro~ls about bis vifes
cooking Of home. will cheerluily est any.
thing on ,be safe side Of poison vhsu be
csuFi"B oui'
What Aiad o. . big egg " tbst you
have "a, 10 ,ac ben housei That 10 90
osui sg. put 1t In there 80 that The
hens might follow toe good example.
- uJf. Moni,r Why the pretty young
Dofa-o1 account Of the Sleeps eyes We
are always casting 81 bin, l presume.
when one becomes sminenily relis
ious, one feels 50 happy that be wants to
kill every body sho has = dlif,reut plan oil
salvation.
Smart Youth TO heavy citiz ~. who
has fallen on the icel would you be kind
enough to ropes, that act. | didn. zee the
begianins Of IT,
"A man out wee, has been arrested for
stealing coal. snJ nos the authorities sre
going 10 make II wstm for him just vhst
the poor fellow wanted to DO for himself.
-Goodsin - Hear about the terrible &C.
cident on The New York aud Buglsvills
railroad yesterday S,nds No. Whist vas
IN Goodsia Thy paid . dividsod.
Hans. THE npof. Of yours 10 very no,
satisfactory. hope thu. shall Lsvs
better Que next month. Thst's right.
psps; don. let your courage 60 down.
What kind Of furnace have youf A
cold air furusce, Thought 80. didnt
lnos hu, WIS. you we're trying 10 best
tho house With jour refrigerator.
Sue Every woman 10 more or less Of
. miudreaier He d. you think you
could read miner Shs-I'd rather not.
Msmms is . little particular Is TO the
character Of my reading.
M. B.Wh.t are you laughing about,
Jennie? Mr.. B.-I was just thinking
~hst fool you looked when you proposed
10 me. Mr d (,ishlne) Yes and ! wss
Jus, rs big fool Is looked.
"A soliei,ous daughter Old gentleman
(st head OF STARE sally. siut II time TO z
10 to bedi Sally Yes. father dear, dont
pm. it Of smother minute; your health.
you know, l. not robust. i.
--Whsi3 said the iadse. You here
ssslr' ies. your honor When think
Of hos kind the prison officials are and
hos cold tho world IL. come TO The con, i
c'usicn ihst IL doui pay TO be hooest.
Angry F.tb.r.in-iH~ Didn't you tell
me when you married my daughter that
you scre Worth $40 0O0f Lsxy Sop'iD.lav b
NO. s,r; I said tbs. conld Icy my hand =
on $40. 600. bui bad Ioue 90 would nov Il
b 10 the p-li,epii.ry.
The two meu had talked Tor time on
The irsii. Are you going to beer Bsrhins
lecture 10 uivhil ssid ous. Yes. returned
ths other Take my advice snd don't
hear is 40 awful bore. I must 20, ssid
The other. I'm Bstkios
Il tell yen. said ono Cousressmsa 10
another. The situation 10 that district 10
something TO rsise your heir shen you =
contemplate u. think. said the listener,
- be took q biz hst and disclosed bald
bead, thai III 20 90, aud take look d Il. =
Nov look here. said the professor TO
tle iniarisied bull. Ypu are my superior
In s,rens,h. an your superior 10 mind.
Let ne aibi,fa,e the matter and SEQ which
should by hight get the better Of orr COO
Govsrsy. Ga. DO. rep led the bull let's
toss up fcr H. The professor lost
-M". Ii At Collecting subscripiious)
Can ri, Oh se.iieg your name for I've
dollars 10 send = missionary TO Tho bee
tLeps Mr.. Scsdds--uon~, bat IL your