The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1891-06-03
lPITH AND P0INT.
The cigarette habit-Rice paper.

An all-night dive-The suns below
the horizon.-Puek. .@,.
The bankrupt householder began 81
the bottom and then went up.
Even good people will 60 to the bac
when they become missionaries.
The lawyer never worries when he seer
breakers ahead-if they are law-breake
ers.
1t is only change in our feelings that
causes a silvery voice to sound metallic
Puck.
Long may she wave-The old LADY
where the electric car does not stop.-
Harvard Lampoon.
Farmer Whststone-"What do you {
give with cash order9" Mr.. Barter
"a receipted bill. Puck. 33:s;.
It may be that revolutionary ideas ana
the result of turning Of matters over in Z
the mind.-Dstr0it Fres Press.
She-"Are the examinations at Ysla
hard9" He-"Yes; they are so hard
that you can't cut them. ."-Yak Record.
Chow do you like your new boarding.
house? Is the table nice2" tWelI
there is never anything put on it thzt
would take away your appetite. "-Piet-
A frown is on the butchers brow Sss
And he singeth doleful tune; ~
For beef was never so high as now %
Since the cow jumped over the moon.
-Ne1U York Continent
"Was the elopemeut SUGGEST
"Hardly." "What went wrongs" "Hsr
father teegraphed us not to return, and.
all would be forgiven. ."-Harpers
Basar.
II don't think much of Mrs. Bron
son." said Mrs. Smifies. 81 spent tha
afternoon with her-and such woman
for listening to scandal never knewF
-Nsu York Herald. %
Chinee "a la Baron Ling Ching, in tina !
"senator, H--"Curious American customf
When the baseball flies back. call it q
bird; when it goes forward, call it an 9
insect. Harvard Lamlpaon. ~
Freshy-"Oh, deah, I weally cawn't
rest nights, don't you know. Do you
happen to know OF cure for insomniafn 4
Miss Barnard-"Have you ever tried
sleep, Mr.. Freshy2'-Blue and White. - IS
Mrs. Bingo--"There! I knew 1t 3
Those moths have got at your dress suit
and eaten a hole right though your
pocket Mr.. Bingo-"They must be;
female moths. .n-Clother and FNrniater-
A grave-iizger was digging grave,
And he whistled like a thrash or q innets
The reason he whstled while digging that
grave
Was because he himself wasn't 'in it."
Franklin Netca
Clara-''Sly physician has advised me-
to go to Germany for my complexion,
and I don't want to 60 bit. was
there only last year." Maudc--'.Why
don't you have it sent over"-Nsg Yers
Sun. 80
In Court: 'Have you anything to say
in your defense, prisonerl" "Nothing,
Your Honor, except that made a mis-
take in the number of the house. did
not at all intend to break into that
house" >.L
"Now," said the teacher, who had
been trying to instil her class with love
of nature, (which of the seasons do you
like3 Johnny may answer" And
Johnny promptly answered: 1.-THE base
ball season. - Washington Post. i
''Bridget, what is tina. child crying
so wildly for?" "Shure, mum, he's
just drinked all his soothin syrup, and ,
ct the cork, and don't know what aila
him unless it's the bottle he wants to :
schwally. ."-Pharmaceutai Era. .ss
Bob Bunkum (actoD-"Falluref I
should think it was! Why, the whotsz :
play was ruined" Fair Hostess-"How
was thata' Bob Bunkum-"Wby, at T
the end Of the last act steam pipe burst
and Kissed me off the stage. ."-B4fad