St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-13
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

Patrons of st. Paul union bakers will |
please take notice that no bread is genuine |
unless the name is blown in the loaf
Any one noticing couple of disreputable |
tramps marching up and down Pennsylya- |
mia avenue, Washington. will please hand |
them over to the police. They are Force |
Bi II and Gag Law.
By vigorous canvass of the state of Hill |
nois Gen. John M. Palmer made it possible
for the farmers to elect respectable num-
Der of members in the legislature. Now
three of those members. holding the balance
OF power, refuse to vote for Gen. Palmer for
the United States senate, despite the fact
that majority of illinois voters have de-
clared for him at the polls. Well. the result
will likely be another term for Poker Charlie
Farwell, and the recalcitrant farmer will de-
serve the bitter dose.
Senators Ingalls,, Moody, Farwell aDd
Blair do not like the complexion of the leg
islatures of their respective states Why not
try little face powder and lotion for the re-
moval of tan, moth patches and freekles?
The f1amboyant announcement that Bou-
LANCER will "abdicate'' something comes IN
the nature of mild suggestion to the over
worked Parnell
No one can blame King Milan. late of
Seryia, for his profound annoyance and irri-
tation at the refusal of Queen Victoria to
grant him ain audience. Milan is, doubtless,
imbued with the American idea that kings
outrank corresponding number OF queens.
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Now that DR.. Hans on Bulow has decided
to give up his piano recitals American
boarding houses should take due notice and
govern themselves accordingly.
Secretary Noble has received from the ad-
ministration a strong hint to resign, owing
to his undisputed mismanagement OF lndlan
matters. But hints don't go with Repubn-
can officeholders. They prefer to die, like
Gov. Thayer, of Nebraska in the last ditch.
Plalntive melody sung by Soloist Charles A.
Dana, in the gloaming
Hes not SO fat as he used to be-"
Miss Elaine Goodale, blonde American
girl, is about to marry full-blooded Sioux
Indian with red paint ON his ugly mug and
goose feathers in his back hair. 1t would
seem that this is poor time to wed Sioux
indians. unless Miss Goodale thinks she
would look interesting as young widow.
The life of Dom Pedro in Paris is described
as being mainly composed OF two parts
effervescence and calm. With Senator Don
nelly, however, it is different. His present
political life appears to be composed of nine
parts of effervescence and one part Oil OF
rumination. Mr.. Donnelly mixes the blue
and white papers quite often in the senate,
while the patient approyingly admires the
sparkling fizz
To-day the CALLED Republican jades of the
Minnesota legislature will recommence to
vince.
If the Alliance members of the legislature
will call in body at the editorial rooms OF
the Pioneer Press, they will hear of some
thing to their advantage. They are not con-
Quoting themselves in manner entirely sat
isfactory to Mr.. Wheelock.
1t was bad case of freeze-out when the
state of Nebraska turned the steam off from
ex-Gov. Thayers room in the gubernatorial
mansion.
| 1t is thought that the average expense of
this unnecessary Indian war will be about
| $40, 900 per corpse.
Almost every doubtful state in North
America Is just now honeycombed with gen
uine French crisis Along about this time
look out for big crop of coup detats.
| Congressman Turner is said to have retired
! from the political market firmly convinced
| that So, 600 is too small capital with which
| to operate in that field Time was when it
was big money, but United States senator
| ships has rz.'
| Both Flower and Weed are passive candi-
dates for senator from New York. Uncle
| Jerry Rusk gives it to us as an expert agri-
| cultural opinion that it is great deal harder
| to beat weed than tits a fiOWeI.
| Ida Lewis, the lighthouse heroine of New
! port. declines to go on the stage i'll play
| written around her. Let us see, it was some
thirty-odd years ago that Ida performed her
| acts of heroism. She is hardly old enough to
| go on the stage.
| Rider Haggard is reported to be com ne to
| this country to study Indian character. He
| needs TO make haste. The Indians will soon
| have very little character left to speak of.