St. Paul daily globe., 1891-01-25
WIMODAUGHSIS..

There probably never was a woman
so poor-sighted that she could not de-
tect powder ON another woman's face
Atchison Globe.
She-Do You call me your angel be-
cause you think [ am fly? He-No; be-
cause you harp so.-New.York Herald.
worth $3.50. She-The last one l had
cost S400 He-You are older now!-
New York Herald.
Clara-Oh, have so much to say to
you. Maude-And l to you. Let's go
to the opera to-night.-Life.
Maid Mr.. Small couldn't call to-
night and he sends his regrets and this
little present. Miss Little Thanks for
both.-Epoch.
Rejected you? Why, 1 thought she
| had a great interest in you." but
then love isn't SO much matter of in
terest with her as capital. ."-Philadel-
phia Times.
''Does Brown play a good game of
whlst?" asked Mr.. Hicks. Yes; l sup
pose he does" said Ethel. ''But he
plays stupid sort of game. Never says
word. ."-Brooklyn Life.
When a lady of uncertain age tells
you coyly that she has seen. twenty
seven summers. it is altogether impolite
TO ask her it she remembers still how
the last one of the twenty-seyen looked.
-Somerville Journal.
He feeling his way)-''I-I wish we
were good friends enough for you-to
call me by my first name." She (help-
ing him along)-"O your last name is
good enough for me-" New York
Weekly.
MI. Slimpurse (after. a decided re-
fusal}-I know what the matter is. It's
because | am poor. You would marry
me if l were rich.
Miss Gailie (thoughtfully)-Perhaps
so, but you would have to be very, very
rich.-New York Weekly.
II may" :" said the maiden, paint my cheeks
When powders cheap and handy,
But at least do not paint my nose,
And do it. too, with brandy.
Philadelphia Times
ST beg pardon. but won't YOU ask your
wife to remove her hat? | can't see the
stage" Husband Whispering back)-
ASK her yourself, please. You don't
know her as well as l do."-Fliegende
Blatter.
Mrs. Grundy-If that stranger you
were talking to said nothing about his
wife, how do you know he is married?
Mr.. Grumps-"O. he looked SO sort o.
STpdGlletlC Wneu L lOlu HlU WdS.-
Good News.
She is girl of the period; her father
runs railroad, and talks business to
her; so when Algernon softly caroled,
''meet me alone'' with tender signifi-
canoe, she merely said: ''Meet you
loan, nay dear boy! Possibly; what IN
tereSt are you paying, and what can you
give for security? y?''-Washingto Post.
Mother-What is the matter, Clara?
You look distressed. Clara "a bride)-
George has-has had to go off on IA
trip, and he won't be back for-for two
days-boo-hoo! Same Mother Some
years later)-How long will your hus-
band be away? Same Ciara-I forgot to
ask.-New York Weekly.
''Send me simple rose 10 tell your love-"
she said
And he replied. 81 think I'll send note in
stead;
For note and postage cost but one small
dime, all told,
While roses cost to-day just twice their
weight in gold
New YORK Herald
Ignoramus Cat party a few years
hence)-"W hat i'll the world is the mat
ter with Miss Beauty'S once lovely
arms? They are full of horrid red
blotches and scratches" Scientific
Guest-"O, that's ali right She has
simply been yaccinated against con-
sumption, smallpox, typhoid fever, and
twenty or irty other diseases. New
York Weekly