St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-10-26
JUvENILIA.
ComicaI Chatter of Cunning Mem
bers of the Coming Generation.

ComicaI Chatter of Cunning Mem.
bers of the Coming Generation.
West Shore.
One day on railroad car lady al
lowed her little boy, who could hardly
speak distinctly, to play about the car,
and by-aDd-by to the horror of all OF US,
she discovered him complacently sitting
outside on the steps. She brought him
in, and although the punishment in
tiicted was mild, his little heart seemed
to be completely broken. When pres
emily the train stopped at a station,
great choking sobs could be heard dis
tinctly all over the car, and suddenly
| we were all convulsed by grieying, re-
pfoachful and utterly deSolate llGtle
voice exclaimipg: Say, mamma, when
a-naughty old-trainman leaves-a
door wide open, how cana baby help
going out?''
[.'Ism sorry, Henry" said Uncle
George, "that you exhibit so little pro-
ficiency in photography. That letter
YOU wrote to Mr.. Brown the other day
had so many misspelled words that It
set the whole counting room in roar"
'sH'm!" said Harry. that's just the
way in this world. There were good
many words in that letter that l know
WClC cpCfiOo AtSilt. OoU Vi NONASS sO~
no credit for that. boston Transcript
Mamma, here's a question for you
| 1t has always puzzled me,
Said our little Alice with
Look of deep perplexlty.
How is it that when I'm dressed
Wear my hat and frock and shawl:
And when poor chickie's dressed, she
| Has got nothing Oh at ALL"
"What did that lady have the screen
across one end Of the room for. map"
asked little Johnny, who had been max
| ing call with his mother. Il suppose
she had something there she didn't
want seen,' replied the mother. And
! was that the reason, ma, that when you
thought she wasn't looking you peeped
behind it?'-Harper's Bazaar.
Mamma Ito three-year-old daughter
Frances, pick up your playthings and
ute, mamma. Oh. let's play you's baby
and rs mammal 'All right, Frances;
now am baby and you are mamma"
"Well, now. baby can pick up her play
fings and put 'em back. PUCK.
Now" said bright-eyed little Fred
die, II know what the minister means
when he speaks of the lay members"
"What is ft?" asked his aunt, while the
minister smiled approvingly. Il heard
him tell pa that there were a lot or tlre-
some old hens in this congregation. y
Washington Star.
"No, Bobby" said the mother. zone
piece of pie is quite enough for you."'
''It's funny" responded Bobby, with
an injured air. You say you are
anxious for me to learn to eat properly,
and yet you won't even give me a
chance to practice" : Washington
Hatchet.
First Passenger (after Western
stage robbery)-I never heard anything
SO imperative as that highwayman's
voice when he commanded the driver
to STOP Little Boy-1 guess he used to
be a schoolmaster.-Good News.
A little boy, the son of good Presby-
terrain parents, was asked the question
in catechism, What is the CHER end OF
man?' and he answered: MANS chief
end is to glorify God and annoy him
forever."-New Moon.
Mamma said bright little girl,
"Mr. Jones, down at the corner. doesn't
have to put in that about daily bread
when he says his prayers" why not.
my dear?" Because he's baker. p
Washington Post.