The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-11-06
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get up and dust
Next year the Republicans in Kansa:
will be able TO elect their tickets without
the aid of Brigadier Gre eral Polk
1t is now time for Mrs Lease TO call or
The Alliance to husband its strength, il
he his no personal objections to the verb
Will White and Fred Vandegrift are Oh
different papers in Kansas City, but they
are occupying the same bed and eating to-
! sether.
1--WE farmers" said the good old Repub
can farmer as he started up the thlesh-
tn- machine, 'are making things hum
his fail"
Doster is the man who maintains that
the rights OF the user are paramount to
hose of the owner, and now he is consid-
-rably used up himself.
The same throat in Kansas that gives
vent to the calamity howl also vociferates
the Republican whoop, only the latter Is
louder and more natural.
OF course there is a sprinkling of the Al
lance left in Kansas but that will disap-
pear before the next congress gets through
with the Kansas delegation.
Ingalls, is sour The antithess of sour
is sweet. Plumb is the opposite of In
gals. This would make Plumb sweet
He is not sweet. but he is feeling mighty
well.
The dissolution of the Democratic party
in Kansas is accompanied with an I'M
wonted freedom on the part of the leaders.
George w. Click has come out in a cape
overcoat.
John J. ingalls, did not get home to vote
Tuesday This is the first time he has
missed an election since 1873 However,
as it was, Mr.. ingalls, vote in Atchison
this year could have done the Alliance no
good.
In some districts in Kansas the Republi-
can farmer may have to journey some
miles to fiud somebody to rejoice with, but
if he is anything of philosopher he can
get good deal of fun out OF the united
discontinue of his neighbors.
"Humph," said the Kansas man who
stood studying side-show picture in the
east which advertised freak who could
write with his toes. walk on his hands,
hang by his nose and stand on his head,
that isn't anything, gentlemen. Kansas,
my own state, is full of peope who kick
with their mouths"
A warranted cure for melancholy is for
the subject to reflect upon the frame of
mind of others ond how much more bur-
dened they are. There is no license for
man being downcast in Kansas if this is
the case. Let him ponder on the condi-
ton of mind Harrison Kelly is in at the
present time.
An Alliance candidate by the name Of
Fish issued book on the condition of the
country before the election. The follow
ing Is one sentence, extracted with view
to its general lucidity in comparison to
the rest of the book. He says: 'The man
ner of application of principle or method,
or whether it should be applied at all or
not to the end of rightfulness or true ex-
pediency, depends upon the realm of being
or life in which it is to be applied and the
purposes to be accomplished" 1t is SUI
perfuous to say that on election day Mr..
Fish WAS not in 1t.
This is a wonderful animal" said the
horseman. 81 stroke him with the whip
on this side and he PAGES; on the other
side, he trots; by a manipulation of the
whip he viii take every gait"
Indeed? What do you call him?"
II have suited the word to the action. l
call him Halloween
~ have tried all trades, and amt very
good at any," said seedy tramp to an
other.
what did you try last?'
Writing advertisements. | put on
good face and made application for a job
of firm what makes fly paper. and was
accepted But they fired me in twenty
four hours"
"What was the matter"
why, deru my pictures," said the
tramp, the very first line l wrote was
There are no flies on our gods And
when the boss read it he called me into
his room and said, kind OF pitiable like,
William, here is dollar. / guess we will
have to get along without you The Eng
lish language just like the rest of the
world, seems TO have it in for me-"
"Why father" cried a country girl
running out into the back yard where
pater familias held a chickens head in his
hand and around him Topped three or
four decapitated fowls, what are you do
ing:"
The old man looked wild; he had voted
the Alliance ticket and the vote had gone
against It. Haven't you heard these
roosters this morning."
"Why no, not especially; why?"
Don't seem to have been Growing more |
than usual?"
"Why, of course not"
"WelI maybe not; but some how or
other l never heard them crow before like |
they do this morning. Hear them two
out by the barn nowp'
"Of course, father, they always crow, |
only you have got used to it and don't no
tice it anymore"
Maybe" said the old man, maybe, |
but it seemed to me when l stepped out |
into my own yard athinking of how the |
Alliance was busted that every rooster on !
the place commenced growing And l |
kind of lost my temper. L guess you can |
make up a chicken-pie for dinner"
Atchison Champion: at speaks pretty |
we'll for the condition of affairs in Kan |
sas that the banks of this state have at |
present a larger reserve or surplus fund |