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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18

some that hogs will fatten on them
as their only food. We would not
care to risk the statement so far as to
undertake to fit a lot of hogs for mar
ket with them. We would feed as
many each day as the hogs would eat
up clean, and then give them all the
corn they would consume besides.
Young hogs with ration of pumpkins
each day will stand much longer
feeding on corn alone. There can be
no doubt that the mixed ration will
be much better assimilated than the
corn when fed alone. 1t is wasteful
way Of feeding, to throw out enough
corn or pumpkins, or both at one
time, to last the hogs two or three
days. Their food should be given
them sweet and clean, at least twice
a day.
Another plan Of feeding pumpkins
to hogs that has been found to produce
excellent results, is to begin early in
the fall, while the fattening hogs are
in the pasture lots, give them all
they will eat as the supply lasts, then
begin with corn,
Pumpkins alone will fatten hogs
quite rapidly, but the pork from such
feeding is soft and undesirable, and
needs finishing with corn to make
it first-class.
Pumpkins are cheaper than corn
besides being especially health giving
food, hence the fat and flesh added in
the beginning is more economically
produced and the profits proportion
ally increased.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
With this showing the basis of calcu-

With this showing the basis of calcu-
lations for next year is 269 Republican
electoral votes against 175 Democratic
votes. On the strength of pulling Rus
sell though by scratch in Massachu-
sets; of changing the method of cleo
ton from the state at large to the con-
gressional district plan in Michigan, and
of local elections in Indiana going Dem
ocratic, the Democratic leaders in ma
tional politics are already claiming all
those states, together with Iowa and
ors have just been elected. This result
would take SO votes from the Republic
an column of 269, leaving 176, and add
SO votes to the Democratic column,
making 26S.
1t is an easy calculation, but there are
many obstacles in the way of it's ac-
complishment.
In the first place Michigan's electors
will not vote as unit. The Republic
ans will surely carry the electors at
large, the three congressional districts
they carried last fall, and the one they
have just carried at a special election to
fill vacancy caused by the death of a
Democratic congressman. In the Fifty
first Congress there were only two
Michigan districts represented by Dem
ocrats. On the most liberal estimate
eight electoral votes out of fourteen is
all the Democrats can expect to obtain
in Michigan by their return to the
ancient and obsolete custom of selecting
electors by districts.
In the second place Massachusetts,
demonstrated on Tuesday, by electing
the entire Republican state ticket, ex-
cept governor, seven Republicans out
of eight governors councillors and Re-
publicans to the number of two-thirds
of the legislature, that it is out of the
| question to think Of any Democrat car
rying the old Bay State for President
Giving the Democrats eight votes in
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
Michigan and all in Iowa and Indiana,

Michigan and all In Iowa ana Indiana,
this result may possibly be realized:
Indiana electoral votes ...... IS
Iowa. electoral votes Is
Michigan, electoral votes 8
1Oldl 80
The result of the transfer of these
votes, emitting New York from the cal
culat1on, would be. Republican, 1877;
Democratic, 211; necessary to choice,
223.
The thirty-six electoral votes of New
York added to the Democratic column
would then elect a Democratic presi-
dent, with "a votes to spare. Held in
the Republican column they insure Re-
publican success with 10 to spare, even
if Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, New jersey
and Connecticut all choose Democratic
electors. If Indiana and Iowa are Re-
publican the Democrats may carry New
York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Michi-
gan Is votes), and all the sure Demo
cratic states, and still lose
In other words, New York Will be the
pivotal Democratic state, without which
a Democratic President cannot be elect
ed. The great battle of 1892 is likely to
be won within ten miles of the Press
office.
And what Republicans should set
about doing at once is to find man
who, as a presidential candidate, can
most certainly carry the Empire State.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
THE DRAGON OF HOLY WRIT.
A Sample of the Mythical Species at
Philad elphia.

A Sample of the Mythical Species at
Philad elphia.
Among other interesting things now
on exhibition in Philadelphia, says the
Buffalo Commercial, is a Heliosaurus,
supposed by naturalists to have been
extinct for 200 years, and regarded as
the dragon" Of Holy Writ The only
description given by naturalists has
been derived from information OBJ
tanned through the finding Of the petri-
fed animal in an upper strata OF store
in Tilgate forest, in Sussex and Kent
counties, England. The Philadelphia
specimen is about five feet long and
was captured last June in Egypt. 1t
is covered with a thick skin having
the appearance of scales, and along it's
back is a row of conical bones, resem-
bling the fn of large fish. The ami
NAL has the general appearance of a
large lizard, its tail being about the same
length as it's body. 1t has five long
talon-like toes on each foot, and posses
ses two rows of teeth, which it is always
ready to use. The dragon is a vicious
animal, and, when touched with stick,
will rear itself almost perpendlcularly
on its tail, while its small eyes will give
forth baletul light. accompanied with a
Kissing noise, very similar to that made
by snake. The eyes are dark, sur
rounded by blood-red iris.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18

1 was simply astounded to hear the
city Democrats cheer the Governor
when he demanded that Canadian
wheat, corn, barley, rye and hogs should
come in free
| showed that it was Dakota, Mime
sofa, Nebraska and Kansas that over
produced and ruined the Eastern farm
ers. | showed that the Mckinley tariff
would keep back 100000, 900 bushels of
wheat, rye, barley, potatoes, oats and
make it go out by Quebec. 1t is doing
1t. With bountiful crops the United
States farmer is getting good prices,
while the Canadian farmer is starving
When the Canadians come down to
Washington to plead for an outlet for
their farm products next month Blaine
and Harrison will say:
No reciprocity with farm products.
We had to carry our own Dakota be-
cause she was our own child, but we
haven't got to carry your great North
west Territories. We haven't got to
carry Manitoba, Assinaboin, Alberta
and section 500 miles long and 400
miles wide. as big as eight Dakotas, be-
cause it isn't ours"
Then the Canadians will talk about
utilization and reciprocity.
But, farmers, we don't want even an
neXation till you are fully on top once
again, and the Republican party won't
have it.
Fancy a Democrat getting up in Hi
nois and asking his audience to vote
against the Republican party because
it has brought prosperity to the farmer
Yours truly, NEVILLE ID. LANDoN,
sell PERKINS,"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
Feeding the Calf.

The following is very good ration:
First Week, four quarts new milk at
three meals; 2nd four quarts new
and two quarts boiled skim milk at
three meals; 3rd, two quarts new
milk and four quarts boiled skim with
one-half pound boiled linseed at two
meals: 4th, six quarts boiled skim and
two-thirds pound boiled linseed at
two meals; 9Th, six quarts boiled
skim aud one pound boiled linseed at
two meals. One pound crushed lin
seed will make rather more than one
gallon of Cruel.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
THE POULTRY-YARD.
Why Eggs SpOiI.i

Eggs spoil of Intellectual attempt to
hatch. Whenever a fortified egg is
raised to a temperature of 90 degrees
the Matching process begins, and
when the temperature falls much be-
low this point the process ceases.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
The Battle Grand of ,92.

The New York Press prints all article
which assumes that that state will be the
great battle ground in the national con-
test of 1892, for the reason that the
state is indispensable to the Demo-
Gratis. The article is as follows: Under
the new superintendent law passed by
Congress, the states which voted in the
last election, if they vote next year for
the same party, will cast their electoral
votes as follows:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18

BosToN, Mass, Oct 26.--1'o the Editor:
| went to a Democratic meeting in Bos-
ton tonight. Gov. Russell, the Demo-
cratic candidate, spoke. In his speech
he accused the Republican party Of
raising the price Of farm products
through the Mckinley bill. He actually
feared that such was the fact. Then he
read a long list of articles produced by
the farmers, like wheat, corn, and pork,
the price of which had advanced in the
face of bountiful crops.
This was the list that the Democratic
Governor read:
INCREASE BY M'KINLEY TARIFF,
Price per 100 pounds.
ARTICLES, 1890 1891.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
LIVE STOCK.
Feeding Pumpkins to Ho.

The National Stockman says: The
farmer who is so fortunate as to have
a good supply of pumpkins has valu-
able food in them as part ration for
his tattening hogs. 1t is claimed by
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
REAL RURAL READING
WILL BE FOUND IN THIS DE-
PARTMENT.
Invest Your Surplus the Farm-Feed-
ing Pumpkins to Hoss-Keep Econ omi cal
Cows-Dairy Notes.-The Poultry Yard
Household and Kitchen
How to Succeed.

chant who uSu-
ally replenishes
his stock once a
week takes from
the amount of
his sales a sum
sufficient to pay
his expenses, and
invests the re-
mainder in more
goods. If he can
buy more goods
imam he mas SOLD,
he usually does
so, limiting him
self only by the
pro b a b lie de-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18

consider the matter, and those Demo-
Gratis who dread reciprocity and hope
that the supreme court will remove it
from the field of politics, and the next
presidential campaign will be wofully
disappointed Chicago Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
HOW THE TARIFF WORKS.
SOMETHING ABOUT AMERICAN
TIN PLATE.

Some Striking Figures Which Democratic
Papers Do Not PubIish-Farm Prod
and the Tariff-The Constitution
atty of Reciprocity.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18
DEMOCRATIC

Six new states have been admitted to
the Union, all Republican on national
issues, with electoral votes as follows:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-11-18

Indiana electoral votes .. Is
Iowa. electoral votes Is
Michigan, electoral votes Observation-Disclosures. 8
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
MAINE CENTRAL r. r.
Ger Sanger, Bar Aaresr, "a. Sohs, the
White N ounan ins, Quebec, Nom
freaI, al nd ehr Wesa.

white ,lesas.iHs, quebec, Nom
freai, and ths West.
On and after June 29. 1891, passenger trains
leave Portland as follows:
For DANvILl.B ICr., AUBURN and LkwIS.
TON, $50, lilo a. m, LIS, $40 D. m; and
Sundays only. at 500 a. m. an $40 D. m.
LEWISTON va bkUNswlOh, $40 - IA 1.2O
ROCKLAND AND KNOX and LINCOLN NY
$40 a. M, 100, 1.20 and 6.Os D. IA.
BRUNSWICK, BATH, GARDINER, HALO
WELL and AUGUSTA, $40 A. M. ITO, 30,
PENNINGTON and RANGELEY, via LEWIS
TON, $50 a. m, i.lb .. IN. wa BRUNSWICK
MoNM0TTH. WINTHROP. aEADFIELD ard
3WA1kNLLAARsDt $50 2, n, l;i5 P.m.i and for
WArEkVlLLE wa LEWISTON, So, Ii.IOa.
M, l.15 2. mi wa AUGUSTA 6.4O a. M, u 90,
sKoW aEG4N via LEWISTON, LIS D. M. via
AUGUsrA, $40 a. M, 20 and t11.20 .. m.
BELFAST, 1.20 and IL 40 D. m.
DOVER and FOXCROFT, via DEXTER. II.iOa
B&NGOk VIA LEW lsTTtoN, Il.loa.m., 1.2o pm.
Wa AOGUsIA, loo l.2O aad tll.2O y. nj
BANGOR 8 PISCATAQUIS X. r., vita OExfkb
LOO and 11.2O p. m; via oLDTOWN at ll.Oo
ELLSWORTH and BAR HARBoR at 11loa
m m, c ,l, s,S,s and tll;2o RS@u u,,,v,, -
PROVINCES lilo a. m. 100, i.zo. tIi.2o
H6ULToN. WOODSTOCK and ST. JOHN
Il
| DREWs, lilo a. m. and ti1.20 p. m. NORTF
| AkOOSfOOk at 20 ana tl1.2O D. m.
/ sRuns daily, Sundays Included might express
with sleeping cars attached, Guns every night,
| Sundays Included but not to skowhegan Monday
morning, or to Belfast, Dexter or beyond Bangor
/ excepting to Bar Harbor, on Sunday mornings
| white Mountains and Quebec Line.
For CUMBERLAND MILLS and sKBAGO
| LAKE, S.46 a. M, LOS, 260 and 6.15 p. m.
BEIDST0S, EKYEBUkeL NokIH GoNwAY,
BURY and NEWPORT, $40 q. m.,. l.O5 and
els p. M: MONTREAL. S.45 AN, 6.16 p. m;
| JEFFERSON, LANCASTER, NORTH STRAIT
| FORD, COLEBROOK and WEST STEWARDS
TOWN $40 a. M, LOO pm; LINE RIDGE
and QUEBEC, sleeping car from Lancaster,
LOS D. m.
The S.45 a. m. train carries through sleeper for
Chicago via Niagara Falls, parlor car for Mon
treal and connects tor all points IN Northern
New Hampshire, Vermont, Chicago and the
West; and with the Can. Pac. Transeontinental
train for Vancouver and Pacific Coast points.
The els p. m. train runs daily, has sleeper for
Montreal and connects with trains via $500
Line for Minneapolis and 81 Paul.
ARRIVALS IN PORTLAND.
Il m
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02

No One Could Get Ahead OF This
Gentleman.
rpetroit Free Press.

lDCblOtb AASS ASSS'I
Did you ever have the extrepe pleasure
of meeting Mr.. Was Mr.. Yousto B. VAST
He is a Small man who stands very straight
and looks so Wise as to be almost severe: !
met him fret at a game Of billiards. He
SAID he used to be an exceedingly skillful
player; that he was at one time counted
among the very best of billiardists. but
that he had not played the game for long
time and had forgotten nearly all he ever
knew. Then he took up his cue and lev
Hled the wrong end Of it at the ball. He
didn't make a shot during the game, but
he counted one for every attempt, and kept
telling me that he was out of practice.
When the game was finished he said:
swell, considering that you had about
three shots to my one, l held you pretty
close race. think if l had shot as often
as you did should have beaten YOU"
The next time met him we played whist
together. He began by saying that when
he was an officer in the navy he was rated
the best whist player in his squadron, but
he explained that he had not played the
game for many years and would be little
clumsy at first. He was. He played the
deuce of clubs on the ACE of trumps and
raked in the trick, smilingly warning our
opponents that if they expected to take
tricks they must play something bigger
than one spots.
met Mr.. Was great many times after
that, not by any Encouragement, but just
happened to meet him-unawares, you
know. The last time / met him was the
day the girls and went out to pick cher
ries Mr.. Was saw us and came over to
help. He was not an available cherry
picker. He could not reach even the low
est limbs.
81 used to be the champion cherry pick
err" said he, but that was when was
great deal taller than am now.n-EAssS
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
the PRESS.

May be obtained at the Periodical Depots OF N
y; Fessenden, Horse Railroad Stations: Marquis
rs Exchange ST.; Chisholm Bros.', Union De
pot; godgson, 06h Portland St.; John Cox, $50
Congress ST.; Jewett, 504 Congress St., Peter
son, 2 Exchange st. ;Goold, corner Congress and
Todd Co, Commercial. corner Park; Dow 24S
Congress ST.. Whitehall, 1913 Congress st. |;
Beardsworth, 81 lndia st.; Da Silva, 221 Spring
Erskine, AS Middle St.; s. Hamilton, 945 Con-
gress st.. Z. End News Co., 236 Congress St., and
of his ioim Bros. agents on all trains running out
OF the city.
Auburn, Ia Kt1l s. Reyn Ids.
Bath. \. -, shaw.
Bethel, Wlfred M. Parker.
Bid icford, r. NJ Burnnam.
A. L. Jefferson.
Boston, Mass. American House
Brunswick, .. l.. Dennlson.
Cumberland Mills, ii. q. Starr.
Damariscotta, x. W. Dunbar.
Deering, s. s. Morrell.
Freeport, W. A. Mitchell.
Fryeburg, J. G. Gerry.
Fairfield. K. II. Evans.
Harrington, II. q. White & Go.
Gardiner, Palmer q 20.
Gorham, Jas. ii. Irisn q Go.
HoultOn, r. l.. Cook.
Lewiston, Chandler u Estes.
Long island, I. M. Glendenning.
Mechanic Fails, Merrill & DenaIug.
Norwsy, S. l.. Crockett, A. o. NOyes.
Old Orchard, Geo. t. Fogg,
Orrs Islaud, s. G. Prince 4 Son.
Peaks Island-Braekett Bros.
Richmond, q. A. Beale.
Rockland, o.. 8. Andrews, R. II. Burnham q A.
j Huston.
Saccarappa, w. B. Boothby.
Saco, IL. b. Kendrick s. Co., VIM. Stackpole.
so. Paris, A. NJ. Gerry.
Skowhegan-Bixby q Buck.
ThOmaston, K. Walsh.
Vinalhaven, A. Is. Vinal.
Wadoboro, q. Bliss.
MateIville, c. II. Hayes.
Woodf0rds, II. A. Leighton.
Yarmouth. w. +. Bennett.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02

Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Davis and Mr.
ana Mrs. George 2. Field have returned
from their visit to Harpswell for several
J. r. Gould. our popular street commits
sioner. has had the gutter on the street lead
ing to the States cleared in fine shape.
r. " townsend, civil engineer, has made
opp pan ioa l, W. Amlck, Esq, Of his land,
the rear of his land, giving some beautiful
building lots. 1t is thought that Mr.. Amick
will build some cottages for rent.
From and after Saturday next, the Free
port Sentinel Will become weekly paper
SOUTH FREEPoRT.
K. b. Mallet's yacht Restless sails for Bos-
ton this week.
The schools in this district will begin Sep.
TENDER 14th, one week later than the other
schools in town.
Our summer visitors are leaving us.
Corn packing will begin at the factory the
last OF this week. Meanwhile they are put
ting up few clans.
Emery Jones is finishing off the second
story of his stOrehouse for the Good Tenn
plars, who have hired 1t for term of years
IL VIII make a convenient and good s lied
hall for them.
Norway.
Horne's tannery has suspended for few
weeks, when drive of business Is antici-
pated
The granite company have another large
contract, and will start with full crew next
week.
The packing houses are running In full
blast.
j. l.. & III. L. Horne have completed silo
OF capacity of 1000 cubic feet, which Is con-
structed on new and improved plan, being
rendered air tight by double boarding and
sheathing paper out side and inside and
cemented bottom.
Corham.
Professor w. j. Corthell has returned
from his summer vacation, and yesterday ex-
aminations were held az the Normal School
building. The usual number of students
will be In attendance the coming term.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
New York Mining stocks.

lBy Telegraph.
NEW YORK, Sept. 1, 189l-The following are
tO-day'S closing quotations of mining stocks.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02

To act on the liver, and cleanse the bowels, n,
other medicine equals Ayers Cathartic Pills.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
Tuesdays quotations,
Boston Produce Market.

DAYS anotations OF Provisions, sc: az "
pSorL Long cuts IA % IA so, short euts "a 6o
ola *. hacks at IA 75915 90; lean ends IL ~
S4l6 so; pork tongues ~ kO917 90; butt pork
10 SO; prime mess ooOoeoo ooi extra PRIME at
i Hams Ian at 1ohci small at llei pressed hams
Ia Iaa;rd-Cnoce 714c p III in tIerces and tubs; 10
RRS SIss city dressed TIC y Ii country do
61hc. -.
fancy higher; frsts and extra firsts I8a2ie:
axtrs Imitation cream 160i7c; others = GO.
Nastorv choice at t4al5c; Northern creamery'
enoiC at 22623 New York and VT dairy go5d
To choice at zoe; Eastern creamery. sood
To choice at 1SG2lc. The above quotations
are receiyers' prices for strictly wholesale iots
Cheese-Northern choice 9A@91ac; Western
FgSsSSEastern extras at oO@2O fancy nearby
stoek higher; 6rsts 17GD &c; extra Vermont and
New Hampshire at 00@20c Western frsts 1915
iI17c; Michigan firsts at 17G0Oc. Jobbing
Ponltry-Choice Northern and Eastern fresh
killed snring chickens 1S@22c; fowls 140l5 Sc:
fair to good az l2@13c; Western iced fowls at
I2Ol21bc G; broilers at l5@l6c chickens l3G16c
Bsans-Choice small New YORK hand ed &C
2 35G2 As b bush; choice New York marrow
q OIG2 20 choice Yellow Eyes at 7512 80. Job
Hay- Choice prime hay at SIT OO@SI8 CO.: fair
to good SIS O0G16 90; Eastern fne Sl2014;
poor to ordinary sl1@14; East swale SSa9
Rye straw. choice, sl4 oo9l6; Dat straw s8a9
HebrOns at 81 500 Is y Dbl; New Hampshire
stock 45@5Oc per bu, 81 30 per Dbl. Sweet pota-
toes, Eastern Shore yellows So 93 25; and So so
for mediums.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
Spectacles or longs.

They tell a good story of Chief Justice
Peters, of the supreme court of Maine, one
Of the brightest and wittiest ornaments of
the bench in that state or any other.
While the judge was still practicing
lawyer he had for client farmer named
Hanscom, who, though he was well past
middle age, had the notion that he was as
young as ever, and could hold his own in
a moving field with the best of them.
One day the farmer came into the judges
Office to look at some papers which had
been drawn up for his signature, and as he
picked up the first one he began to adjust
1t in the manner sometimes spoken Of by
those who use glasses and mislay them as
"telescoping."
The judge noticed the action, and seeing
that the farmer was holding the paper
pretty well at arms length, remarked
pleasantly:
"Your eyesight seems to be failing lit
tie, Mr.. Hanscom. You'll have to get q
pair of spectacles."
"Not bit of it," growled the old farm
er, mot bit Of it. My sights as good as
1t ever was. Ishan't want 'spectacles' for
a good many years yet"
"Al right" said the judge. you'll
have to get a pair of tongs then. detroit
Free Press
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02

Honesty the Best Policy.
"Do you love me, Jennie?"
~ do"
"Have you ever loved before?"
IL have"
"TheD, darling, be mine. have long been
looking for truthful girl. If you had said no
and afterward found out that you had, 1t would
have undermined my confidence In yOu."
THAT'S what thought" said Jennie softly to
herself.-New York Press.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
Baby cried.
Mother sighed.
Doctor prescribed Castorrss
Baby cried.

Doctor prescribed: Castorrs,
Superannuated.
James, Those nickel-in-the slot machines are
not a new thing after ALL This paper says they
are nearly a hundred years old
Smith-Indeedi Perhaps that Is why they so
often fail to work. -Munsey's Weekly.
That gray beard of yours can be coOred brown
or black by Buckingham's Dye.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02
FREIcHTs.

The following are recent charters:
Schr VIM Tanner, Kennebec to Baltimore, ice
at Soc.
Schr Oriole, Bangor TO Baltimore, laths at 40c.
Schr Eva May, Portland to New York, paving
at Sill.
Schrs Bertha Warner, Falmouth and Lizzie Bah
cock, Kennebec to Philadelphia, ice at SOC.
Schr Major Pickands, Portland to New York,
empty bbls at &c.
Schr David Torrey, Kennebec 10 New York,
lumber at 81 rs, loaded and towed.
Schr Almeda Wiley, Sc Simonds to Providence,
lumber al So.
Schr A R Weeks, Portland to Mayague z, shocks
and heads at Use.
Bark Levanter, Bangor to Greenock, spoolwood
at Cos per standard.
The Portland daily press., 1891-09-02

PAIpitation Of the heart, nervous
ness, trembling, nervous headache, cold hands
and feet, pain in the back, and other forms Of
weakness are relieved by Carter's Iron Pills,
made specially for the blood, nerves and com
plexion.
A Safe Place.
Little Louise Cat Lorg Branch) mabel, why
don't your mamma wear diamond earrings like
my mammals?
Mabel-she left 'em home, and --papa's hid 'em
where the robbers can't get 'em.
"Where has he hid 'em?"
"Why, heard him tell mamma that he had
put tnem up the spout, and he guessed they would
stay there."-Texas Siftings.
Our national game without Johnson's Anodyne
Liniment, to rub the heroes? Impossiblei
Our Son Jack.
Mr.. Breezey-Our son Jack is getting altogeth-
er too large for youngster.
:, Mrs. Breezey-Oh, well. the child Is father TO
the man, you know.
Mr.. Breezey-Yery true, but Jack seems to con-
slider himself father to the whole fanily.-New
York Herald.
Ayers Sarsaparilla will cure your catarrh, and
remove that sckening odor Of the breath.
A Bachelor.
Du Lord-so you have sold your beach cottage.
What was the matter?
Buford-Squalls.
Du Lord-Cloudy weather most of the time?
Buford-No; baby in the next house.-Lowell
Citizen.