River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-10-29
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"A borrower of books is generally
thorough book keeper. Baltimore
American.
The love of the man who marries
for money is founded upon the rocks.
Pittsburgh Press
Women sweet disposition is al-
ways shown by her husbands long
hair.-Texas Siftings.
The counterfeiter is satisfied if he
can spend money as fast as he can make
it-Yonlxers Statesman
-He-''I always have YOU in my
mind. She don't object There
is no danger Of my getting beyond my
depth"
The thermometer is thing of
which everybody has a low estimate
when ii takes high stand Boston
Transcript.
With some people il is not their
own troubles so much as the happiness
of their neighbo that disturbs them.
Rams Horn.
"A turtle is very slow until he is
made up into soup. Then we've mo-
ticed he goes pretty fast. Yonkers
Statesman.
Tommy What part of speech is
"womanP" Woman is no part
of speech at all. my son. She is the
whole of it. Judy.
Clara" Bristle. the artist,
wants me TO stand for him as a model"
Maude-"W What Is he studying geom-
etry?"-Cloak Review.
The young man who says Thank
you" when the girl he loves has prom
Used to be his wife ought never TO say it
in words.-Somerville Journal.
There is in Florida what the StarlSe
Telegraph calls "a natural born news
paper man" 1t does not say whether
he was born daily or weelSiy.-Texas
Siftings.
Not -Collector-"Is Mr.. Dett
imp Servant-"No. sir, he is out. 8"
Collector-"When will he be IMP Ser
want (artlessly)-"As soon as You go
away."-Yankce Blade.
-He-''You have a beautiful collcc-
ton of pressed flowers" Shelves,
but lack one variety" He-''What is
that, pray? Perhaps can secure it for
you" She-"Orange blossoms
~ feel like queen-and you all
are my pages, " said the popular girl to
the group Of dudes surrounding her.
NEARLY enough to make blank book, "
remarked her envious rival -Harper's
Bazaar.
AS They Say 1t in Boston. Miss
Wabash-''This is ''measly' hotel,
isn't it?" Miss Hubb--'It does partalxe
of the characteristics of malady com
mon in early childhood. Brooklyn
Eagle.
That the ears of humanity are grow
ing larger and their jaws growing less
/ is but another illustration of the sur
/ vival of the fittest. The man who keeps
/ his ears open and his mouth shut is
coming to the front indianapolis Jour
nal.
A Last ResOrt.-''Do ! think she
would marry you? Well, no. ! think
not" Jack-''You must be testing. -
/ Tom-."No, | am in earnest. You see
she is only in her second season now.
There is still hope for her. "-YaniSee
/ Blade.
3 y
/ talk all the time about yourself, the
most pleasing companion in this world
! is the one who will occupy all this time
in telling you of good things THAI other
/ people have said about you. -Sonervile
/ Journal
Rose" said her mother. you'll
/ have to MAKE that Mr.. Golosh go home
earlier" Its not my fault, mamma.
Not your fault? Didn't hear you last
night at the front door say, stop, Ed
ward, half a dozen times? Ii he want
ed to 60 why did you want to stoI
! him?' Philadelphia Times
He Needed -Long-haired In
dividual to managing editor)-"ls the
literary editor mp" Managing Editor
mo. he's gone off on his vacation
L. ii. I.-"D0 you know whethe" h,
read my poem before he went?" Han
aging Editor-'I think ne did. He slleC
for an extra week rest. Buffalo Elk
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