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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Wild animals are apparently not wholly
devoid of humor. Nothing but humor could
ever have prompted that deer from the wilds
OF Wisconsin to cross over to Iowa at mid
night and surrender himself to Dubuque
policeman. in whose custody he walked
peaceably nearly to the station, only to jerk
away from him and make off to the forest
again before the officer could run him in. n
1t must have made that policeman feel
rather silly to be made the butt of an ami
mails joke on Sunday night.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

If ex-Congressmau George T. Barnes of
this state should accept the position, of chief
of the Cherokees, which, it is said, has been
offered him, he would be about the biggest
"Injun" in the country. And he would
make the Cherokees a good chief He has
served the people of Georgia well as a re-
preventative in congress. H the Cherokees
can secure his services they should do so.
Georgia doesn't want TO lose him, because
heis valuable citizen, but if the Cherokees
are determined to have white man for
their chief they could not do better than to
choose Mr. Barnes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

That western silver miner is still having
fun with the Philadelphia mint At regu-
lar intervals he presents his now famous
silver brick to the superintendent, who
solemnly and formally refuses to receive it,
according to his habit. Nothing daunted,
however, the man with ore to sell regularly
goes back and presents his raw material for
coinage again as if he had never been there
before. lis quite serious aud respectable
COMEDY
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
Our NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mn. J. J. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
pf the MoRSHs EEws ofioe q PARK Row.
New York. Anadverrising business outside OF
The states Of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Nina wiz be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Shooting and sprintiug is still going on
down in Chile. Those who do not care to
''fall by the wayside" are apparently obeying
the directions of the street car conductors
to ''step lively" If they keep this thing
up much longer there will not be enough
Chileans left to run a government even
after they decide who is entitled to the
administration.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Backnumber Boulanger persists in peri
odically bobbing up and announcing that
he is still living. Whist difference does it
make to the world whether he continues to
live or notl So irresolute and selfish
creature as he has shown himself to be is
not Of sufficient Importance to command
even mild degree Of interest,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Somebody claims to have discovered the
grave of Aristotle within the classic shades
of Athens. Here is an unusual opportunity
for Boston capital to exert itself for the
glory of the Hub by bringing over this
historic cadaver to inspire the youthful
scions of bean culture.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

What delightful country Buenos Ayres
must be to live in, where they have to call
out the military and dwell in a state of
siege and nervous agony every time they
hold an election.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Juries never were altogether to be de-
pended upon for any certain course of ac-
ton. But now they seem to To more than
ever en- uncertain quantity. What prompts
the average jury in making up verdict is
one Of those peculiar things that mo fellow
can find out"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Mob violence is deplorable at all times,
but when its force is directed against
woman it becomes positively barbarous.
That Kentucky mob which hanged a
woman at Mount Sterling the other day
has certainly done the state no credit,
whether the alleged murderess was guilty of
the charge against her or not. AT worst
her offense was completely and her guilt
was decidedly doubtful.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Discussion Of that coming national
flower is still rife and the
conclusion is yet apparently
far away. just by way of being sociable
the MORNING NEWS would like to suggest
that since the great American toddy bios
som has proven a total failure it might be
more satisfactory as a steady thing to try
wheat -four
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
Bunny Likes Beer.

A Philadelphia man, says the Press who
looked as if he wouldn't go out of his way to
malign poor little rabbit, was telling some of
companions over his glass of beer that his bows
pet had become an habitual beer drinker, saws
an exchange.
when bought that rabbit" said he ''the
dealer told me that he would eat anything at
all. had supposed that he would cost me a
small fortune in fresh vegetables, but the
dealers story was the truth. sfor he eats meat
and cooked vegetables with just as much relish
as he does green stuff .....-
Zone night when l was drinking nv usual
bottle Of beer before going to bed, Br'er Rabbit
eyed me so closely that in fun. poured a little
into asaucer: The rabbit tasted it, stopped
awhile to think about it, came and tried it
again and finally cleaned the saucer. Since
then he shares my quart of beer every night
When come in at night Billy Chats his name1
runs to meet me, and after he gets his beer he
frisks around in the liveiest way"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Belgium's philanthropic king is still deep
ly interested in the exploration and civil
cation Of Africa. Beyond all others he is
entitled to credit for the deep interest in
the dark continent that has lately been de-
Yeloped
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

California's senatorial contest is growing
exceedingly active. Gold is said to be freely
flowing and 1.-THE b'ys" are hustling and
correspondingly happy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
Also a Drinking Animal.

From the Chicago Netrs (Tndl
The Buffalo Express wants to know 'if the
alderman is a thinking animal" The fact that
great many aldermen have been able to
establish with a lightning train of thought the
connection between a vote and 81 bill ought to
satisfy the Express on this point.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

In advanced age the declining powers are
wonderfully refreshed by Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. 1t really does make the weak
strong. n-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

With DR.. Windthorst dead and Bismarck
retired, animation and real fun in the Ger
man Reichstag has about come to an end.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
She Wants to Have Her Saw.

From The Neio York Press (Rep.(.
The Hawaiian troubles are due to the fact
that the ruler of that island kingdom wants To
be ruler in fact, instead of in name only. The
ruler is awoman, and it is quite natural she
should want her own way, and make trouble if
she does not get 1t.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
Chance for Long" Engagement.
From the Chicago Inter Ocean (Repl

Long Jones voiced the sentiment which an
mates all republicans when he said: Il had
made up my mind to go out of politics. but L
have changed it. / shall not go out of politics
until we have regained this state
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
CURRENT COMMENT.
Here's q Practical Eint.

From the Ne,O York Continent (Itd.).
II Mr.. Harrison wants good ducking he wants
to fall overheard.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
True Love in western New York,


From the Buffalo Courier
THE man marry must wealthy be-"
The maiden said;
And planned her marriage delightfully."-
Within her head.
1.-THE girl marry must beauteous be-"
The young man said;
And he pictured her seductively
Within his head.
But on q day did the maiden find
One man to be
The only want of her heart and mind:
And poor was he.
And on day was the man impressed
One girl to gain,
Who alone could bring to him joy and rest;
And she was plain.
Thus both discovered their matches wrought
Not by the head
But that, awakening in ways unthought,
It's hearts that wed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
FOR DYSPEPSIA.

Horstord's Acid Phosphate.
Useful in all forms of dyspepsia.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18

Indigestion, and Stomach disorders, use
BROWNS IRON BITTERS.
All dealers keep it, 81 per bottle Genuine has
trademark and crossed red lines on wrapper.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-03-18
CURED ENTIRELY AFTER 10 YEARS.

CURED ENTIRELY AFTER 10 YEARS.
ToNAwANDA, ERIE Co, N Y, Febr. 1882
My daughter had fits from fright since 12
years, sometimes to attacks within "A
hours without any warning; during these
spells her thumbs would be oramped toward
the inside Of her hands, her mouth be drawn
sideways, her neck would swell up, and her
face assumed blueish color this would last
from 10 to 10 minutes; after that she septs
was drowsy, for about hours. We tried
many remedies without any improvement,
but bottles of Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic
cured her at last. We therefore recommend
this remedy to all sufferers JOHN EDIN.
Our Pamphlet for sufferers Of nervous
diseases will be sent free to any address,
and poor patients can also obtain this med
icine free of charge from u.s.
This remedy has been prepared by the Re-
verned Pastor Konig, of Fort Wayne, Ind,
for the past ten years, and is now prepared
under his direction by the
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SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
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, 1891-12-21
PERSONALITIES.
Contractor Wellington is in Chica

Contractor Wellington is in Chicago.
G. Fl. Curtis, Of Tacoma, is in town.
General Cayanaugh will go to Tacoma
this evening.
Miss Bessie Lee will spend Christmas at
her home in Portland
Judge Robinson is holding court in Ia
coma and will return tomorrow.
Miss Nellie Stapleton, Of Olympia, was
visiting with friends last week in Toledo.
Captain C.S. Shorter, one Of the wealth.
est ranchers in the Walla Walla country,
is nthe city.
pr. = p. Webb, Of Pullman. left for his
home this morning, after soiourn of sew
eral weeks in the city.
pr. Corey received intelligence of his sons
illness at Seattle and left for that city this
evening to return tomorrow. Mrs. Corey
has been there several days on visit to
her parents.
John McClelland, who has displayed 50
much activity in his line as customs in
spector has been appointed a United
States Deputy Marshal, and was sworn in
by U. s. Commissioner OBrien.
w. Z. Bilger and Clinton Going were
admitted to the mysteries of Masonry on
saturday evenlnfi as members of Harmony
lodge No, Is.
Hon. Francis Rotch and Mrs, Rotch, of
Bucoda, were in the city today. Mr..
Rotch says he came to wrestle with the tax
commissioners. He says he hopes every
thing will be all right for the republican
ticket next fall and thinksit will be.
Mr.. w. H. Clark, of Shelton, spent Sun
day In the city, and as he lett this morning
his parting Injunction from the steamers
deck was, '"Eell festive Olympians to re-
member the masquerade ball in Shelton
next Friday night. The little city is going
to eclipse all her former efforts
, 1891-12-21
KANSAS PEOPLE
Have Something to Say About
Plumb's Death.
A General Opinion that He will BE
Succeeded by Ex-senator
Ingalls,.

The news of the death Of Senator Pres
ment among the former residents Of the Sun
Flower state in this city. Mr.. Plumb was
elected from Kansas to the United States
senate in 1876, since which time he has
served continuously. 1t is probable that
the Kansas society of this city will hold a
meeting and take appropriate action.
General Thomas II. Cavanaugh, who
knew Senator Plumb very we'll said that
be was of the greatest worth to the state of
Kansas than any man who ever repre-
sented that state in congress, He was
able, industrious and immensely wealthy
He started as a poor boy at the printers
case. He knew how to make money and
how to hold on to it, and his death will
be severe loss. Ingalls,, 7 suppose, will
succeed him, as he and Governor Hum
phreys are intimate friends.
sIf Providence directs Governor Hum
phreys," SAID DIR. Van Eaten, "he will ap-
point Ingalls, as Plumb's successor
Preston B. Plumb, said w. T. Forrest
twas man of peculiar ability. Ability
such as could not be analysed. To look al
him he had the appearance OF an everyday
sort OF man, and yet he figured with great
weight in affairs of state, He was famous
for his social qualities, and would stop ano
chat on the street with any person, with
out distinction or rank. Iii this, too ht
appeared to have no political object, for il
was just as natural as talking to an ole
friend. He was an immensely wealthy
man, and yet he had such an unpreten
tious way of managing his worldly affairs
that he was not looked upon as corpora
ton man, which be really was"
ssSenater Plumb" said Attorney J. w
Crawford, twas commonly called colonel
He was colonel of the Eleventh Kansas
s Infantry which was lying on the nortl
bank of the Kansas river at the time tn,
gorilla Quantriu sacked and burned Law
renee, Kas. Colonel Plumb was severely
criticised for not following up and captur
ing Quantrill, as was believed to be possible
This was one of the hardest rows he had tt
hoe in his first senatorial contest, unles
it was that he voted for Greeley instead o
Grant in 1872 But for all, that Plumb wa
one of the kindest and most sociable man
ever met, and in this respect is in contra
distinction to Ingalls, who is stiff AM
dignihed. Ingalls, will undoubtedly sue
ceed him.
W.T.. Cayanaugh said: eff Goyerno
Humphreys, of Kansas will take occasion
to appoint ingalls, it will undo in measur
the election of sWhiskers' PETER to the sen
ate Dy the StleglSlature. Ills appOlntmen
would hold good until the new Legislature
met in January, 1898, when he could b
elected. The next legislature, which vii
be elected in the fall of 1892, will be reput
lican in both houses.''
'.I saw Senator Plumb but once, sal
Rev. N. Hoagland. He was large
fine looking man,
ingalls, will probably succeed him,
said Mr.. Ogden, of the State printing ot
tic. Everybody will be glad to see hiI
back in the senate.
, 1891-12-21
H0 for Christmas

Times are heard and money scarce, SO it
stands every one in hand to buy things
that are useful as well as ornamental for
Christmas presents. Robert Frost has the
finest line Of table cutlery direct from the
factory. Carvers Of all grades, Rogers
best silver plated forks, spoons, fruit sets,
Cali and examine. Prices as low as a good
article can be sold for. +
, 1891-12-21
Hair Som.

The discontened old gentleman who
grumbled at the club waiter because he
had only two cockroaches in his stew when
another man had five, should 60 to a GER
prietor is more discriminating in the dis
posal Of bis s'extras'' But even so he
does not always give satisfaction. A gen
tleman who was lunching there yesterday
faund beautiful blonde hair in his soup
and promptly called the waiter to account
for it,
said the waiter, cycling it steadily. abut Il
amt my fault, sir. Our orders is only to
give away brunette airs with the oxtail
and mock turtle.n
, 1891-12-21
A BAD PRACTICE.
1t Should be Stopped by a City Ordi-
nance as Soon as Possible.

Editor Tribune:
A boy was scattering posters broadcast ON
the streets, today. He took them by the
handful and threw them into the air as he
sauntered along the sidewslk. a horse at
tached to buggy containing woman and
baby, took flight as the wind dashed a
cloud OF the posters into his face and d ser
ious runaway was miraculously prevented
by the prompt action of q passing laborer.
Aside from causing disaster, there are
many other reasons why this mischievous
practice of throwing posters, advertising
cards and envelopes upon the public high
ways, should be forever stopped by the city
authorities. Tey people take a pride in
keeping their sidewalks swept as clean as
theiI door steps, but it is impossible for the
housemaid' s broom to dislodge these dirty
sticky posters from the planks during the
present rainy season. The sidewalks on
Main and Fourth streets, looked this morn
ing as if they We're Hecked with patches Of
snow, 50 thickly had the pos ters been scat
tered. Will the city council deliver us
from this evil? A HOUSEWIFE.
, 1891-12-21
Millinery at a Sacrifice.

IauIes VINO are 50 fortunate as not to
have bought their winter bonnets or milIi-
merry can find something very stylish and
a[llstic az ~ rs. Sternbergs at 3O5, Fourth
duced price. You will see some felts there
Tor fifty cents which are maryellolIslv
cheap, also some fancy goods left from the
Unitarian fair, suitable for Xmas presents
at a small cost. Call and see for yourself
Remember the place, Mrs. Sternberg's
305, Fourth street. --s'sis :
, 1891-12-21
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggists
to sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption, Coughs and Colds upon this
condition. If you are afflicted with a
Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest
trouble, and will use this remedy as di-
rected, giving it a fair trial, and experience
have your money refunded. We could not
make this offer did we not know that DIR.
Kings New Discovery could be relied on
1t never dissapoints. Trial bottle free at
Acme drug store, Mari & Ross proprietors.
Large size SO cents and $1.00.
, 1891-12-21
RMckIim,s Arnfca SaIYe.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblajns,
C.orns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
IS guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
OF money refunded. Price rs cents per box.
For sale by Acme drug store, Mari & Ross,
Proprietors.
, 1891-12-21
STEAMER LINES.

Every day except Sunday the Multnomah ar,
Tives from Tacoma at 1030 am. returning
leaves at pm. for Tacoma and Seattle.
Clara Brown leaves Olympia Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday at am. for Tacoma and Se
attle Returning, leaves Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays at $50 pm.
For Shelton, the Willie leaves daily except
Sunday at $50. am. Returning, arrives here n
p. m, connecting both ways with the Multno-
NAH.
daily at am. returning. arrives at pm
, 1891-12-21
Watch Guards.

One Of the incest holiday presents from
lady to gentleman friend or relative Il 4
beautiful watch guard made from her own
hair. Mrs. w. r. Lott makes them. Sam
pies at Rose y Godard's jeWeIry store.
Leave orders at TRIBUNE office.
, 1891-12-21
Closing Ont Sale.

The firm of Conachy and Cormier, dealers
in groceries and provisions, will close out
their stock in the next thirty days. Call
and see our stock and get bedrock prices
CoNAcHY 81 CoRMIER,
decZltf 51S Fourth street.
, 1891-12-21
Christmas Presents.

There is beautiful display in tile win
dow Of the Pacific Drug Company, with
Il ne sign Work of the Congregational Aid
Society. For SALE" Prices reduced to suit
Ine Ilmes. 3td-d21
, 1891-12-21
Great Bargains

In all grades of underwear. Prices have
been greatly reduced in these goods and it
VIII pay you to examine our stock before
buying.
dl5-12t Brown & FERR1ss.
, 1891-12-21
Assignee's Sale
dec21tf
- -

The stock of wall paper of the late firm
Of F. I. Knewing q Go. is for sale, in whole
OF IN part, at sacrifice Apply to Jno. B.
Tacoma, Wash. dec2ltf
, 1891-12-21
For sale at 4 Bargain

A Mulay sawmill of latest improvement
with engine and steel boiler Is to 20 horse
power, all complete and nearly new. Mill
capacity to 5 thousand feet. Apply to J 4.
Y. Percival, Union Dock, Olympia or to j
NJ Swan. n9tt
, 1891-12-21
agents Wanted

For the Church News. Big money t.
right people. Apply at 116 Third street.
d15-tf
, 1891-12-21
AL ABOUT THE MAILS.

MALL DEPARTURES.
,5,ua.,z DAILY.
Trays ~ darDor ana Coast points g: 10 I'm
Tacoliia 1,e lfomcn Dlrect( 500 am
T. lenlno ana all points south 9:15 am
!, mort north b. .a,,t;, q 4:15 pm
:, o,se south roo pm
ionGidts, 's Meskiy, , SATURDAY 500 am
Sunday ............ 1900 pm
points !, o.o,.o., DAILY.
Ny western and eastern Washington. 4:4o pm
Grays Harbor and Coast points 4:4O nm
~, Y a.ei MY 1eIiilo $50 pm
., i, Sunday 1890 pm
rlcKerihg, weekly ,......s....... n:0O am
, 1891-12-21

For solid, dressy calf shoe at
dl5-2W Brown &c FERR1ss.
, 1891-12-21
mETEoRoLoGICAL REPORT.
OLYMPIA. Wash, Dec. q, 1891.
fridays Transfers.

Snow at Spokane and Baker City, Snow with
rain at Olympia, O'Clock pm to 2:15 pm, De
cember 81.
, 1891-12-21

Nhen Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she CT led for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria.
, 1891-12-21

MEETINGS TONIGHT.

UNITY CLUB MEETING Liberal Hall,
Fifth and Adams streets.
OLYMPIA LODGE No. 1, /. O. O. F.-Odd
Fellows Temple.
DRrLL OF COMPANY a, N. g. W.-Skating
Rink.
Open RrAD1Ne Room Y. NJ. 6. "A, 400
Fourth street.
, 1891-12-21

On Sunday the morning train leaves at 9:40 a. m.
and remains at Tenino until 4: :05 b. M arriving in
Olympia at 5:55 pm. The morning train makes
close connection with the Northern Pacific to
Portland and the evening train meets the train
from Portland
Los Angeles herald., 1891-10-30
A Plain Truth.

No man has right to marry till, in
every human probability, assured that
he can support family in his own sta
tion. Mere love or improvident matches
seldom turn out we'll; poverty comes,
and there is so much self reproach on
either side that gall is added to it's bit
terness; their tempers are soured, and
they soon wish themselves unmarried.
But when trials assail an attached, a
reasonable pair, sorrow unites them
closer; the man, feeling how much de-
pends on him, never flags in his exertion,
and often RECEIVERS the lost step; if not,
there is still consolation in his wife's un-
varying love-in her sweet, noiseless
sacrifices. In these uncertain times
there are few commercial men who
have not met with reverses, and they
will often say:
'Had it not been for those at home 1
should have blown my brains out;
could not have stood it."
Wife and children They are beacon
to us in our troubled sea; we renew the
struggle when ready to sink beneath the
wave, and at last are saved. At the
worst, when all is black-when friends
are cool or eproachful-when the cruel
est doubts assail us-there is still one
who respects and loves us; at home we
are still dear.-New York Ledger.