The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-04-23
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mas. bui be ssssfsiiy hss large ioIses
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Ill. hard ~ nDderssatd ~hy pisyipe
fooab.il !. eon.sS,rod tssia has saving
soss.
Mistress IL tho Gre soiss Bfadselt
Bridges lss snsiesfl Faith. Een. %
m's iss, gcss-
-~ComplsiGi ls made itss ,bs choir sioss
col u iste We nocmnerd thai they
vesr sunscs
Masiicie~. sid : little sui TO her plsJ'
nsss. u something that nskss you careful
noi 10 catch ccid sgsin.
-stslte xhsn The ircs Is bot. said The
ssfssni sih .ho made her demand ioi
mosu sssss 90 no1ing day.
Pas. shss iss rsriisaaf It's man
thsis slwsjs on Que aide And snindcs
peadenif Q. hes sl.sys 90 the other side
-~Phi.'L sha m.kes Jour ncss 30 red
IL slo.s sitb pride bsosuse IL never
pokss liself into other peoples business.
II zee some c.nsd,sn hss invented
butt snlsss sbiu. Tbs,s nothing psv. I've
worn them ever aimee my vile vss engaged
in church work
-Mlss Pslis.de - We rather expected
you ii The church trimming. Mr.. Clever |
ton. Clevsrion-0. I'm not much Of
hand 81 flirting.
--Mea cen be found who are willing 10
no 10 Airies % missionaries Who are no,
willing TO take care Of . cross baby Tor the
hired wife for hall IN hour.
The mao vh3 will complain that
twenty minute sermon 10 too long will cit
half day ustchiog couple OF cbess play.
srs m.tios t~o moves.
Maud Gsorge told me to day that
my taco was my fortune. Ethel He
ought to have had better manners than 10
tvit yon 90 your poverty
"A correspondent, who does not give
his full name. sends us . poem headed:
Are You Weary We have read II stten
lively sud cso truly say We are.
--Wb.t 10 the matter. my msnf Why
do you look 80 sadi ! have lost my wife.
No. wonder you look sad. Besides that
have alfo msrriei another
--now much are those viole,.2 One
dollar buncb. Miss. Goodness mel Why
% muchf Because, Miss. there are one
hundred scents 10 each bunch.
Elderly Aunt--My dear. l have Just
put you down 10 my will for $40 900. Her
Niece Ga, Auntie. what can | say to
tbst4 you. How are you feeling today.
lit !. At this time Of the year that
man consrstuls'es himself that he has not
Ind = cold all winter and wakes up neat
morning with the worst cold he ever bad.
Miss La Mode Cooking into Farmer
Fieeoe's esrdepl -You asked me TO stop
some day and see your foe lettuce heads
Are these tbr,g Farmer Fleece -Them's
um,
But this girl Egbett is Engaged to-
isn't she piijy. She seemed TO met rather
thoush,lrss creature. Thoughtlsssi- q
answered Esbeft's mother. She 10 sbso,
lutely ihinkiess.
%, can't hear mesiIf think, said Pa.
10 his romping children, an it's moigt "
incky fer ytz all that Oh cant, fer OF was
list tbiulin' Of killin' y,z IL y.z didut
make liss noise.
She ! know be ism, pedigreed dog,
but 20 tramp or beggsr can come near the
house without bis letting us know il. He
Whist does he do? Bark? She-No; be
crawl under the sofa. r
-ln,elligence has Just reached me. be.
gan Mr.. Biodger. as be sat down TO the
dinner table Thank heaven il II has At l
Last, .xclii1ed Mrs Blodger. aud the food
vas partakcn OF In silence.
"A CsliiorIis editor got himself into
tronhla by pnblisbiug this item: Miss
J onrs. shU crme here before the flood. 10 y
siill tie guest ~ her brother. The lady
insisted that il sss sur upon her age
$50 yun ~snt = railroad position. mused
the Superintendent Do you think you
could .y~ VA Intelligent sccount Of %
sccidenty Yes. sir, In sure could. n
Then ] ihInk Ne bave DO place for you.
"A sui' sh a. cali IN T,xa has re
suited 10 s,pi X ou, sll the parties bat
Ihc call. oar Il the lilissi /, shot The r
other. snd itr n m -hni the snrylvor 10 \
Iry ing 90 srfesi lin. tn. calf was valued -
Il 60
-Dout you tank i, is time for Miriam
In TO play scme mu.ieai instrument, Ed y
wsfdf sked Mrs Sharp Ct her husband.
n The uo'ss ~ their daughters voice 4
iosied IN from .n adloioing room. Y,s.
tpiiea Eiw4ri, with conviction, l do: n
,ut IL -scuia be- some loud Instrument to
lro~n hsf voicr.
Il H,mbnrg bachelor. who died 70
'en,ly. go, even With woman Who iilted
him bs iravng her q legacy Of l2,000
nsrts AID the following letter. Madam
some ilirJ years ago we . sutton for
'our hs u in mani.ge You refused my
hrr. Aed a. c9Dsoqnence my days have n
'een psssed 10 re.oe .ni quie,ness. Nov b
reqarie your sooiues.. oh
"a npsiciap. Who ~ lend Of playing ,.s
'rseitcsl Jokes wrote 20 friend Of his .
bort iine tack thus. Dear ---. / eHpir.
q sadd.nly 90 Wednesday lat. and su
A la haired IN Ta..d.r r{,bt a. 80,