Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-25
ALL SORTS.

Waiter I've been here a full hour, said
! Chappie, impatiently. I've been here since
a. m, returned the waiter. It's tiresome
| amt it.
Quicker than anything else earth, John
sons Anodyne Liniment will reduce iufam-
nation.
1t is a great deal easier to get up at O'Clock
in the morning the evening before than it is
when O'Clock in the morning really comes.
In Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil Lini.
ment is combined the curative properties oil
the different oils, with the healing qualities
of Arnica. Good for man and animal. Every
bottle guaranteed.
Teacher-How would you describe Henry
VIII, of England? STUDENT would describe
him as professional widower.
A FORTUNATE AND GRATEFUL WoMAN.-Mrs
J. H. Giles, of Everett, Pa, says: 81 suffered
for years from kidney and gravel trouble. No
physicians or medicine at home did me any
good. 1 finally visited my former home at
Rondout, N. Y, and began using DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, N
Y. a few words tell the result. am perfect
ly well and happy woman once more.
First hired girl-Life would be pleasanter if
it were not for washing days. Second hired
girl-Aye,t there's the rub.
PuEsi PILES ITCHING rMEs.-Symptoms
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most al
night; worse by scratching; If allowed to continue
tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be-
coming very Swaync's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals liberation, and in most
cases removes the tumors At druggists, or by
mail, for 80 cts. DIR. Swayne Son, Philadelphia
Judge-what do you do during the week?
Tramp-Nothing. And on Sunday? Then
take day off.
Deans Rheumatic Pill are sure cure for al
forms of chronic and inlammatory rheumatism and
neuralgia. Entirely vegetable, always safe.
There would be fewer cases of love at first
sight if more people were gifted with second
sight.
l suffered for more than ten years with that
dreadful disease, catarrh, and used every
available medicine which was recommended to
me. I cannot thank you enough for the relief
which Ely's Cream Balm has afforded me
Emanuel Meyers, Winfield, L. l., n. Y.
am an old man and have been constant
sufferer with catarrh for the last ten years.
I am entirely cured by the use of Ely's Cream
Balm. 1t is strange that so simple a remedy
viii cure such a stubborn disease.-Henry
Billings, U. S. Pesnion Atty, Washington, ID. c
1t is no new discovery that the name part Of
a horse is on the back part OF its neck.
Dyspepsia has driven to an early and even
suicidal grave many man who, if he had tried
the virtues of Ayers Sarsaparilla, would be
alive to-day and in the enjoyment of health
and competence. Sufferer, be warned in sea-
son, and don't allow the system to run down.
mans experience is either some thing he
has or something that has him
The Secret Art Of Beauty lies not I'm cos
metics, but is only in pure blood, and a healthy
performance of the vital functions, to be OBJ
tanned by using Burdock blood Btters.
This is the season Of the year when potted
plants want the earth
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
IT. is put up in - and 80 cent boxes