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who il ''promoted'' think OF that. now.
American eagle!-to Madrid. - HartfoH
C0HfdRt.
There Is something radically wrong about
the man who can have exactly the same opin-
ion of his own baby that other people have
Scme,r,He JoplHa.
"All's fair in love and war and on street
cars, said the conductor, a. he counted mp his
fare.-St. JosGh NearS
The branch road that reaches Saratoga is a
trunk line-if the baggage il considered
Near O1tea0S Picdy"ne
When woman becomes n suirragst some
how she looks ms though She carries pistol
AtchiSoa G(Obe.
II is curious about people who cannot sleep
nights They can always sleep through chore
time in the morning -BiHghdRiptoR Reppb-
Hcdh.
You can never measure how long man will
be missed in this world by the length OF hi-
widows yeil.-Atchison Globe.
physician registered at the County Clerks
office at Wichita the other day who spelled
medical "medicle. hoasaS C{ty star.
Ethel texcitedly)-I'ye got new wrinkle.
Maud calmly We'll, my dear, suppose at
your age they arc unavoidabe.-B Boston Post
''It must be nice to be Bishop and above
above discipljncY Why. Bishops marry,
do they otl"-NeV York Spn.
Judge-And he took you by the throat and
Choked You, did he
Pst-Yis, sor; he squazed me throat till OF
tO'ht he'd mex either ont OF me Adams apple.
-Bg6dl0 E3lfeSS.
A man does not always 40 the work that IL
before him. We thought OF this while seated at
the pDrupr having hnots hacked IgUHFyN
statesman,
Perdita-Come Penelope don't NOPE so,
NOu were right in refusing hun, lie Is a worth
| less sCBmp,
Penelole-Yes, Perdlta, but Just think.
| What will the poor fellow do for living now
| that he cannot marry me - HUHStYS 0eektB.
New Yorker-You stopped At the Badteed
! House when you were In Washington, didn't
| YOU, Uncle A6ncrf
Uncle Abncr-Ycs, b'licyc that was the
| place.
New Yorker How did You Ike the cuisine
| Uncle Ahner- Didn't sec him. They said ha
| was sick abed, so | did all my business with
the head clerk. Rochester PoSt Express
Thrifty Throckmorton Injecting physician
| apparently by aCcidenD-llello, doc You're
| looking iirst-rate. II yOu had constant tick
| ling in your throat-hem !-os I've got, you
wouldn't be looking 20 sprN I'll bet dollar
What do you generally do-hem hem doc
when YOU have a tickling in your throaty
Ply stefan Wassne on Generally cough
chicago Tribune.
Jurors IN this county arc TO be fed hencefOrtl
AT q cost OF sCyenty-hve cents per meal instead
of fifty cents Per meal, as has been the custom
heretofore. The change II oCcasioncd chienl
| by the fact that dozen OF iurymcn were p0is
Oned recently by eating canned HOLSTERS 70
| dinner, the extra twenty five cents being sup
posed TO represent the difference between fresl
| lobster and canned lobster The increase,
sum Is none TOO much. Jurors ought to hayl
| wholesome food for Indigestion means In
justice Canned Holsters might hang an limo
cent man. Boston Post
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Ethel (excitedly)-I've got a new wrinkle
Maud calmly We'll, my dear. suppose at
your age they are Unavoidable.--BOs Post.
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"It must be nice to be Bishop and above
discipline ~
"Above disciplineg Why. Bishops marry,
do they not l"-NeiU York sun.
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man does not always 90 the work that Il
before him, We thought OF this while seated at
the corner having our boots blacked.- f0HkerS
SiQt6SDJdH,
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Ynu were RIGHT in refusinG hun IIei.n worth.
less scamp,
PeneloIe-Nes, Perdita, but Just think,
What will the poor fellow do for living now
that he cannot marry me - NMStYS Weekly.
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Judge-And lie took you by the throat and
Choked you, did he
pbtIl y, s9r; ne squaIea me lhroat till Ol
-BMGal0 ElpEegs.
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Thrifty ThroCkmOrtOn Injecting physician
apparently by aCcidenD- Hello, docl You're
looking irst-rate II you had a constant tick
ling in your throat-hem las I've got, YOU
wouldn't be looking 20 spry III bet dollar,
What do you generally do-hem hem doc
when you have a Tickling in your throat;
Ply sician Wassing on-l generally cough
CLicdgO I1ibUnt
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New Yorker-You stopped AZ the Badfeed
House when you were In Washington, didn't
you, Uncle Abncrf
Uncle Abncr-lcs, | b'lieyc that was the
The Critic and record., 1891-05-08

FINBE GREAT PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE
TO the North, West and Southwest.
Double Track. Splendid Scenery.
Steel Rails. Magnificent Equipment.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-07-22
Spso ial Notice.

AL persons knowing themselves TO
he indebted to the INDEPENDENT
either for subscription or advertising,
are respectfully requested to make
immediate payment to w. w. Booher
who IL authorized 70 collect all billa
and receipt for the same.
II @. w. GRovEN.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-07-22

Women are not slow to
comprehend. They're quick.
They're alive, and yet it was
a man who discovered the
me remedy for their Peculiar
ailments.
The man was DR.. Pierce.
The discovery was his
L" Favorite Prescription -
the boon to delicate women.
Why go round "with one
foot in the grave" suffering
IN Observation-Disclosures
when there's a remedy at
hand that isn't an expert
ment, but which is sold un-
der the guarantee that if you
are disappointed in any way
in it, you can get your
money back by applying to
its makers.
We can hardly imagine a
woman s not trying it. Pos
sib!y it may be true Of one
or two-but we doubt it.
Women are ripe for it.
They must have it. Think
of a prescription and nine
out of ten waiting for it.
Garry the news to thcmI
The seat of sick headache
is not in the brain. Rcgu-
late the stomach and you
cure 1t. DR.. Pierce's Pellets
are the Little Regulators.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-07-22

THE only man who really fears God is
the one who Is afraid 10 do wrong.
WE know men who nre very pious
Whenever God gets them in o tight
place.
The pooresh mans best weigha az
much on Coda scales as that of tho
Tiehest.-Ram' Horn,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
Dickinson DOincs,

DICKINSON, N. D., July 17.-[Special. !
Yesterday the sheriff swooped down
upon four alleged saloons here. He was
armed with temporary injunctions. He
seized some liquors and carried them to
the court house and the county officers
there have the privilege of being able to
get a smell by straining their %olfaotory
nerves a little.
The board of equalization was in ses-
sion and, while the c%ountenances of it's
members were generally covered with
smiles, a mere onlooker could not tell
whether it was because they had got a
-scorner" on something good, or because
OF the compliments paid them by the
poor, but honest, taxpayers for the able
and conscientious manner in which they
adjusted all complaints of assessments.
Angus Schroeder, who had been en-
ployed as a cowboy ON the ranch of
Chase & Frye, in Dunn county, for about
year past, was yesterday adjudged in
sane by the board of insanity commits
asioners Of this county. His arrangement
was mostly manifested by following Ia
dies and young girls about the streets
and attempting to forcibly follow them
into the houses they entered, but with
little show of violence. He stated that
his parents reside in the Mouse river
country in this state. H.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
BISMARCK WEEKLY TRIBUNE: FRIDAY, JULY "a. 1891.

we'll cleaned, so per cent. hard, 81
pounds; No. 2 northern, sound, reason
ably clear, good milling quality, Sc
pounds. Other grades are No. 3 and the
rejected grades. Warehousemen are re-
CURED to make a detailed daily report to
the commissioners of the number OF
bushels of the grades received, dockage,
price and the number of cars and bushels
shipped to destinations.
The state is divided into three grain
districts, one superintended by each
commissioner with headquarters at
Grand Forks, Wahpeton and James.
town, and with a secretary at Bismarck,
The delivery of grain per storage accept.
ance receipt will constitute a bailment,
not a sale. Warehousemen are required
to keep a register.
Rule six establishes the following
rates of storage: For receiving, elevat-
ing, delivering, with twenty days stor.
age. 2 cents per bushel. After twenty
days one-half cent per fifteen days, or a
fraction not to exceed 4 cents for six
months. For buying, shipping, inspect.
ing and transfer charges an additional
cents is allowed. The price at the ele'
vator shall be Minneapolis and Duluth
prices, less freight charges and 4 cents
for storage and inspection.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
New Elevator Rules.

The railroad commissioners held a
meeting at Grand Forks on the 10th
inst. for the purpose of adopting rules
and regulations for the grading, storing
and shipping of grain. Representatives
OF the elevator companies, officers of the
alliance and farmers we're present at the
meeting aud conferred with the board.
by act Of the legislature, approved
March Z; 1891, the railroad commission
ers are authorized and required to super
wise the handling Of grain in public
warehouses, and it is pursuant to this
statute that this meeting convened.
The rules declare all warehouses
public and their operators public ware
housemen; forbid discrimination; re-
squire q bond from warehousemen; pro-
vide for inspection, with: an appeal of
Sall aggrieyed parties to the commission
ers; forbid the mixing Of grades, and es-
;Sstablish storage rates and North Dakota
grades Of wheat. Violation of the rules
will be declared a misdemeanor, punish
able by q fine of from $2OO5t $1,000,
and in addition an imprisonment in the
penitentiary for not more than one year,
az the discretion Of the court.
The grades are as follows: No. / hard,
spring wheat, sound, bright, clear, all
hard % pounds;N No. I northern, sound,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
NaughtOn Notes.

SN
The school meeting held at MI. John
Naughton's house on Tuesday was har.
monious and we'll attended. ,
Mr.. Thomas Flanagan will O make
final proof on his homestead at this
place. Mr.. Flanagan has made a valu-
able farm out of his claim and has in an
extensive crop.
Mrs. John Allen and children and
Mrs. Otis, Tye we're visiting here on
Thursday. .
Mr.. Bernard Bishoff is %cultivating
corn for DR.. Slaughter this week.
The grain is heading out nicely,
and the promise for the harvest is still
good.
The household of Mr.. and Mrs. Mi
chael Wolf was gladdened last,week by
the arrival of a new little girl baby.
Mrs. John Naughton who has been ill
with sore throat is recovering.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Carlson went to
Bismarck Wednesday.
Many Indian relics are found among
our rocky hills, and traces of the occu.
pancy of this region by a strange race OF
people, long ago, exist on every hand.
a Mr.. Calvin Jeffries was over this week
~cultivating his corn and potatoes which
are thriving ~splendidly.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
North Dakota Guards,

Following is a list of the staff and reg
mental officers, North Dakota National
Guards:
Commander-ln-chief, Governor A. H.
Burke; judge advocate and Inspector
general, Col. M. H. Creel, Devils Lake;
chief of engineers and ordnance, Col. w.
h. Brown, Grand Forks; chief of supply,
Col. W. D. Yorkey, Graftou; assistants,
Major J. M. Cochrane, Major E. M.
Calkins; surgeon-general, Col. E. M.
Darrow, Fargo; Medical surveyor, Lieut..
Col. G. R. Meredith, Casselton; apothe-
cary and store-keeper, Capt. G. P. Ire
panier, Grand Forks.
Personal Aides-Col. John Bidlake,
Osnabrock; Col. Grant S. Hager, st.
Thomas; Col. ". T. Perkins, Bismarck;
Col. M. Il. MCGOWAN, Grand Forks; Col.
T. j. Woodmanse, Steele.
Regimental Field Oficers-Col. E. S,
Miller, jamestown; lieutenant colonel,
VIM. H. Ford, jamestown; major A. P.
Peake, Valley City; adjutant, Capt. E,
Schwelenbach, jamestown; chaplain,
Capt. F. B. Nash, Fargo; surgeon, Major
G.. w. Glaspell.
Cavalry Field Oficers-Major, W H.
Makee; adjutant, Lieut.. T. G. Flynn;
surgeon, Capt. Stephen Howard; com
missary, Capt. J. Greigg.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
Wales Wisps.

Our farmers are all busy with summer
following.
The grain crop is good and the prom
ise of a bountiful harvest was never bet
ter in this part of the country.
Our school has a weeks vacation.
Mrs. Evarts is an excellent teacher and
the children are doing we'll under her
care.
Sheep are doing we'll this season and
there have been but few losses.
The abundant rains are bringing out
our trees in fine shape.
Travellers driving into Bismarck from
the north are struck with the beautiful
aspect of the city. The trees show up
we'll and give evidence of care, while the
clearly and orderly appearance of the
streets are proof sufficient that: Bis
marck is bless with the supervision of an
excellent street commissioner.
The hospitab]e home of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Joy is a favorite stopping place
for travellers in this part Of the country.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
The New

You have heard your friends and. neigh
bors talking about it. You may yourself
be n of the many who know from per.
sonal experience just how good a thing it
is. If you have ever tried it, you are one
of its staunch friends, because the wonder
full thing about it is, that when once given
atrial, DR.. Kings New Discovery ever
afterwards holds a place in the house. II
you have never used it and should be
afflicted with a cough, cold or any throat,
lung or chest trouble, secure a bottle at
once and give it . fair trial. Its guaran-
teed every time, or money refunded. Trial
bottles free at 3. Brandtss drugstore.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
Painted Woods Pencilings.

PAINTED WOODS, July 13.-[Special.
Frank Peterson, the fire warden is hav-
ig frebreaks made around the township.
A break is to be made between Mclean
county and this township and between
Eckluud township and thus township.
We have a natural frebreak on the
western boundary, i 9 the river.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anders Oleson and Mrs
VIM. Asplund of Slaughter were visiting
at Mr.. Peterson's last week.
Rev. M. Spangberg of Slaughter was
expected to occupy the pulpit here last
Sunday, but the terrific rain storm which
occurred here delayed him.
A train of wagons loaded with lumber
and supplies for the Indian schools was
in Painted Wood Tuesday en- route for
Forts Stevenson and Berthold.
The farmers alliance had a meeting
called by Oliver Peterson, secretary,
last Saturday and met at Mr.. Forsby's.
AL. Rohrer ::ot Hancock, Carlton West
of Turtle Lake, Joseph Anderson, Mr..
Leroy of Coal Harbor were in Painted
Woods last week.
Martin Hagen, Ed. Richards and
Charles Donelson left for a trip through
Mclean county around Turtle and
Strawberry lakes looking for a location
for their ranch. "
Samuel Fairman of Falconer has
been breaking on the old Fairman place
here. ,s -. > s9=". - ~ ~
Hon. John Satterlund of Washburn,
MI. Lacy and grandson, Rev. Staley and
Bruce Tower of Coal Harbor we're here
Tuesday. * s ta. -e-r--
The heavy wind storm of last Satur-
day blew down telephone wires, lamp
posts, shacks and moved MI. Peterson'e
immense barn. JACK Ct. H1Lo.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
q Liquor Case From Fort Yates
Tried Before U. s.. Commits
sioner Allen. .
"a Trunk Filled With Whiskey
Shipped to Defendant, Seized
at the Fort,
Louis Agard Charged With Selling
Liquor on the Reservation, and
Held to the Court.
Indian
From SATURDAYS Daily

AS 0oAyl
John HeOgan was brought before
United States Commissioner Allen yes
terday, charged with attempting to sell
liquor contrary to the laws of the United
States and the state of North Dakota.
The examination commenced at 10
O'Clock a. m. and adjourned at 5 p. m.
Second Lieut.. E. G. Brooks of the
Eighth United States cavalry was the
first witness called and his statements
were substantiated by First Lieut.. John
81. Wills of the Twelfth infantry and
Corporal Albert Foster. The case is
about as follows: On July Z, 1891, a
trunk was sent the defendant by boat.
The trunk being Grated and of unusual
weight caused suspicion and was taken
ito the guard house where it was ordered
&opened by Colonel Drum, commanding
lat Yates. It was billed to defendant and
search of defendants effects found a key
which would both open and lock the
trunk. They also found letters from
Julius Kessler & Co., wholesale liquor
dealers, st. Paul, together with bill for
thirty gallons of whiskey which a letter
accompanying said had been shipped in
trunk in quantity and style conforming
with the trunk seized. The defendant
said he did not own the trunk and knew
nothing about the same. Defendant was
employed as night herder at the fort.
James Campbell of Mandan was his at
torney. The case was very strong and
sufficient to warrant his being bound
over, in the judgment of Commissioner
Allen. His bail will be fixed to-day.
There was also another case commenced
Hast night-the United States against
Louis Agard, charged with enticing SOL
diers to desert. Three witnesses we're
examined, all of whom said they knew
nothing,of the case. The case will be
continued to-day and it is thought that
S8if certain witnesses can be obtained q
strong case will be made out. Agard
is said to have kept from the law a de.
serter and twice his house was visited,
but both times he succeeded in keeping
his man safely hid. However, the wit
3nesses yesterday were all for the prose.
cution and neither of them would tell
anything if he knew any facts in the
case. Two of the witnesses were Indi-
an and one a white man.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
The First Step,

Perhaps you are run down, can't eat,
can't sleep, can't think, can't do anything
to your satisfaction, and you wonder what
ails you. You should heed the warning,
you are taking the first step into nervous
prostration. You need a nerve tonic and
in Electric Bitters you will find the exact
remedy for restoring your nervous system
to its normal, healthy condition. Surpris.
ing results follow the use of this great
nerve tonic and Alternative. Your appetite
returns, good digestion is restored, and the
liver and kidneys resume healthy action,
Try a bottle. Price so cents, at II. Brandt's
drug store.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
Agard Bound Over,

The case of Louis Agard, the half
breed charged with enticing soldiers to
desert the regular army at Fort Yates,
was discharged by Commissioner Allen
Saturday flor lack of evidence on the
part of the United States. The defend
ait was, however, arraigned on another
charge, which resulted differently. The
second ofense for which the defendant
was held, was selling liquor on the In
dian reservation without authority from
the government. The charge was not
exactly proven, but considerable evil
dence of a eliminating nature was intro
duced. The first suspicion which led to
the arrest of Agard was discovered by
DR.. Decide, and later A. @. Wells, who
oficiates in the capacity of chief of po-
lice and boss farmer, accompanied by
Red Tomahawk, captain of police, and
several Indian police, visited the camp
of Agard, whom the Indians call "Chat-
ka." There were quite a party present
when the camp was visited and several
bottles of liquor were found. The same
was produced in court as evil
dence. The testimony of Wells
and Tomahawk was very similar al
though Tomahawk gave his evidence
through an interpreter. When asked a
question he thought we'll before answer
ing and it was impossible to mix him on
cross questioning. He said II want to
tell all I know about the case, but no
man can make me swear to what I do
not know" Interpreter John Brown and
Alex. Cobalt were the other witnesses.
Both Wells and Agard have Indian
blood in them and both speak the Eng
lish and Indian language fuently. Mr.
Wells is a determined man and will do
all in his power to see that the United
States is rightfully represented. To a
TRIBUNE reporter he said: "Ihese are
not the first liquor cases we have had,
but it has been hard work to bring the
offenders to justice. I think, however,
this will be a lesson" Commissioner
Allen fixed Agard's and Heogan's bail
both charged with the same ofense-at
$500 each.
Attorney Campbell made a strong plea
in both cases, but the evidence was
strong in the mind of the commissioner
and the cases will be tried in the United
States district court.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
$40 Battery Loaned.

If you are not enjoying perfect health
strength and vigor, we will lend you for
60 days one of Gray's ~galvsnic body bat
t~eries, price $40, you to pay for it if
cured. It is for men only, and is the
latest and best electric appliance invent
ed. Current can be made strong Or
weak; turned on or off at will. Acts like
magic in case of weakness, premature
old age, etc. Can we send you one at
our risk? Electric treatment company,
259 Broadway, New York City.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
RetrOspection,

NoCHOSpoCCAOA
The fact that for two years past the
two Dakotas have suffered for want of
rain has led to speculations regarding
the future, and anything in the way of
past history is interesting and valuable.
General Sibley, in the summer of 1863,
drove the Indians from Minnesota across
the plains of North Dakota to the Mis-
souri, river. He states that the region
around Devils lake was at that time ex-
ceedingly dry, all small lakes, all sloughs
and coulees we're entirely dry and water
in the large lakes was SO alkaline that
the mules refused to drink it. At that
time the country seemed an absolute will
derness outside of a small belt around
the lakes, and no one ever expected to
hear of its settlement. Gould those old
Indian fighters come out here now and
see the entire country under cultivation,
with fine towns every six miles, their sur
prise would be noteworthy. The present
rainy season in North Dakota indicates a
return of the state of things character
lied by the abundant crops and unex-
ampled prosperity of the long period
following the first settlement of the
state.
Col. Nettleton in Pioneer Press: 1T
has been reported by Professor Hayden
and others that there is less water in the
Missouri river att Fort Benton than at
Great Falls. It is between these two
places chat the river flows over the Da-
kota sandstones, and it is very possible
that a portion of the water supply for
the a~rtesian basin of the Dakotas is re-
ceived from this source. 10 determine
the truth of these reports I intend to
make a series of measurements of the
volume of water in September, during
the low water season. Biologists think
that the supply of water of the artesian
basin is received from the Black Hills in
South Dakota and the Rocky mountains,
in addition to what it may receive from
the Missouri and Yellowstone rivers cut
ting the strata.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24
Bucklen's Arnics Salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and POSITIVELY
cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded, Price % cents per box.
For sale by HI Brandt, druggist.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-07-24

assigned for her rash action. It seems
the deed was deliberate and we'll
planned, the body having been discov-
cred in a locked room, which the woman
entered with a shot gun, and removing
her shoes and stockings cody blew out
her brains, pulling the trigger with her
bare feet.