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NOTICE.

NOTICE.
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holders of the Diamond Ice Company Of
Roanoke will be held in tho city of
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March, 1891, at IL o'clock M, at tho law
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President.
j. II. MOFFITT,
feb5-tdm Secretary.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNGs-GeoTgia Chapter No. 9, R. A. NJ.
Savannah Rife Association.
MILITARY ORDERs-Republican Blues; Com
peny C, Savannah Volunteer Guards.
SPECIAL NoTICEs-Notice to Water Takers;
Desirable Residences for Sale, W. X. Wilkinson;
The Homeseekers' Mutual Loan Association of
Savannah; Title Guarantee and Loan Company
Of Savannah; No Cheap Drugs at the Late DR..
3. F. Ulmer's; Fresh Strawberries Daily, J. S
Tyson, Jr., & Co; Receivers Sale Of A. Falk &
Sons Stock, C. F. Law, Receiver; Pure Natural
Ice, George Meyer
AMUsEMENTs-Pooler Musical Festival, April
I6.
AUCTION SALES Commissioners Sale for Par
tition; Administrator Sale, by R. II. Tatem;
The Pacific Guano Companys Works, by L.
Pinckney Lowndes, Charleston, S. CT
FURNITURE AND CARPErs-Lindsay & Morgan.
PATAPsco SUPERLATIvE FLoUR-A- NJ. & c. W.
West.
SADDLES, BRIDES. HARNEss-W. B. Nell s.
Co.
LEGAL DEMONSTRATION for Incorporation
Tattnall Investment Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEIEETs-HelpW Want
ID; Employment Wanted; For Bent; For Sale {:
Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
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He Was Off.

He was getting a shine on his boots. as he
leaned up against the postof1ce building, says
the New York Sun, and, observing that the
5ootb!cck had black eye, he remarked
81 am afraid you are prone to belligerency,
my SON
whats themg' asked the lad
test"
II don't catch"
I'm other words, you resorted to muscular
force where argument would no doubt have
been far better"
The boy rubbed away for awhile and tried to
straighten the knots out of the several express
sions, and then suddenly looked up and
queried:
OH you mean my black eye. don't youY''
"Of course do"
You mean that I've bin in fght'"
Yes"
And got lickedY'
perhaps. 1t is very sad to see one so young
walking in the path which leads to sin and dis
grace"
You're off, old man-way off, replied the
his brushes into his box. II wasn't scrappn'
wild none Of de kids. Seven big felers was a
Robin Of on Second avenue de odder
night, an jumped in an saved him an his
Doodle, and got dis eye for my reward"
"Oh, that's il! Then l am sorry to have
said anything. Hope didn't hurt your feel.
ings. Here's a nickel extra"
my feelin's was hurled sir but dis makes it
all right Scrap wild kid! Never sirr
That's right, my bsy brave bob will not
| fight when he can avoid it.
mo, sir. and besides, IL was his elbow he hit
| me wild, and all by accident, and de way | did
lamb de stuffin' outer dat messenger boy and
make him boiler would hev made all your hair
climb right up! Thankee. sir; I'm auus open to
advice!'
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Bigger Than the Party Harness.


Senator PETER, of Kansas, has got into
trouble with some Of his alliance constitu-
ents. It has been quite generally published
that he stated that on strictly party ques-
I tions he would vote with the republicans.
| As a matter of fact, he has selected a seat
on the republican side Of the Senate, and
during the few days he was in Washington.
while the Senate was in session, he asso-
/ ciated only with republicans.
Senator PETER, in answer TO a large num-
Der Of Kansas alliancemen who have
written him about the matter, declares that
he has not said to any one that he intended
to vote with the republicans. He says: Il
do not expect to pay any attention to the
politics of my fellow members. What l
| mean by that is that do not expect to do
| anything from the standpoint of partisan
either as a republican or as a democrat.
have grown bigger than the party harness.
am on the outside altogether and expect
to remain there"
But there will be questions, doubtless, be-
fore the Senate once in awhile upon which
the democrats and republicans will divide.
Does he propose to remain on the "outside"
NbvA aoAUA " NOto bll outI 4ueSLlDubg vi
course not. He will have to vote either
with one party or the other. Is it his pur-
pose to vote with the Republican or the
Democratic psrty9
For instance, If the House should pass a
bill repeating certain parts of the Mckinley
tariff law, would he vote with the demo-
cratic senators for the BILL or with the re-
publican senator's against it, From his
speeches and talGs in the newspapers it is
fair to presume that he would vote with the
democrats, but as be has taken seat on the
republican side the republicans have con-
cluded that they can depend upon his vote
on party questions.
No doubt Senator PETER intends to act in
accordance with his alliance PRINCIPLES, but
in view of the fact that he will not have
many opportunities to vote for strictly alli
ance measures his position is rather diff
cult one If he desires to take an active
part in legislative work. 1t is not easy to
see how he is going to avoid acting with
one or the other Of the great parties. He
cannot very we'll afford to remain on the
Outside" when matters involving the in
terests Of the whole country are under con-
sideration. Perhaps the senator will be
able to make clear just what he proposes to
do before congress meets.
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BRIGHT BITS.

WHEN the girl breaks match off somebody
is pretty sure to be ired.-Eittsbura Post.
IT is a very stupid boy that doesn't know his
lines when the trout season arrives.-Du Bots
Courier.
JUDaE-Boy, do you understand the nature of
an oath?
Juvenile Witness-Yes'r It's human nature, I
reckon Chicago Tribune
1T was just like Paris to give the apple to
Venus"
Wasn't it? l suppose Boston would have
given it to Minerva. PUCK
MRS. NoEAR-Do you think my daughter will
be musician? Professor-I CANT zav- she
may. She tell me she gone of long lived
famIy.-NetC York Weekly
WHAT do yon say. is lunch ready? or is
luncheon ready?"
Neither. usually say, What the deuce is
the matter with the grubY"-Net0 York Sun
WHAT wages do you expectE" asked Mrs. B.
of the candidate for the position Of cook-iadv
II never works for wages, num-" returned the
cook-lady; Il goes on salary or nothin' The
Epoch.
BoTANIsTs are heard proclaiming that the
buds are now dehising,
All the coYnesS and SecluSion of the winter
time diSmissing
At the touch of vernsl kiss.
And with condescension mated to the sort that
eTst intruded
On the soul of Patrick Henry when the signs of
carnage broOded,
We have, by these presents, for ourselves and
each of us, concluded
We will let the buds dehsce
Boston Courier.
A GENTLEMAN who is fond of making friends
with children attempted one day in horse car
to become acquainted with child who sat next
to him. The little one wore a crimson plush
cloak and had long yellow curls, so the gentle
man began with confidence:
How do you do little girl?'
I'm not little girl the shy reply.
30, aren't you? Well, then, how do you do,
little boy?'
I'm not little boy" came the unexpected
answer.
Indeed Who are you, them"
I'm my papa's little man." said the small
| stranger, with much DISQUALIFICATION Tran
script.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15
PERSONAL.

Mr.. BALFouR's weakness is accordion play
ing.
GERONIMO, the Apache chief, is teaching a
Sunday school class in Alabama.
HORACE GREENE, the poet lawyer of Homes
dale, Pa, has won $l,7OO in literary prizes.
EMILE zoLA, the novelist. has been elected
president of the Societe des Gems de Lettres.
HENRY GEORGE is carried away with enthusi-
asm for the bicycle. lie thinks it is the best
thing yet invented for man-next to the single
tax, of course.
REV. DR.. MENDENHALL is out in a card in
which he observes: THE report that claimed
to be the author of The Breadwinners' is base
less aosurditY. 1t is due to the invention of q
brilliant Chicago reporter"
| THOMAS L. JAMES of New York is a man Of
many exs. He is ex-editor, ex-lnspector. ex-
| deputy collector, ex-postmaster and ex-post-
| master general, and is now making an extraor-
| dinarily exact bank president.
EMPEROR WILLIAM is said to be fond Of play
ing Caliph Haroun al Raschid, by going about
| disguised at night to certain liquor shops and
music halls, where his soldiers and sailors are to
| be found in order to pick up criticisms of his
| army and navy.
Mr.. PARSELL has not yet returned from Ire
! land, but he personally denied the report of his
marriage to Miss O'Shea to q correspondent
/ when 1t was first started His private Secre-
| tary Mr. Campbell, says that the report is just
as untrue now as it was then.
| EMMA ABBoTT's ASHES are to be surmounted
| by an SS50)O Gothic monument of Westerly
| granite which is to be erected in Oak Grove
| cemetery at Gloucester. 1t will also serve as q
| tomb for the body of her husband, Eugene
| Wetherel. The monument will be fifty seven
feet high and viii resemble the Prince Albert
| memorial at London.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15

Acquaintance Of young Jimmie Blaine's
yeuthful wife, whom he so ruthlessly de-
serted some time ago. say that she intends
to secure a residence in South Dakota in
order to get an absolute divorce from her
gracsless husband. 1t is said that the young
mans sudden departure for Spain was in
order to avoid the service of summons in
the case. According to common report, the
conduct of Blaine has been despicable all the
way through. After the divorce is secured
it is stated that the young lady will wed the
physician who attended and brought her
through her recent critical Illness His
name is William Tillingast Bull. No one
has a kind word for young Blaine
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15
An Astonished Roosier.

AS we turned into the main highway leading
to Indianapolis from cross road we fell in rear
of a funeral procession about half a mile long.
says the Louisville Post, which was made up of
farmers and villagers We had gone nearly a
mile when we saw man running across field,
coatless. hatless and barefooted. He was wav-
ing his hands and shouting and the procession
at once halted to see what was the matter He
struck for the head of it, and as he climbed the
Six-rail fence alongside the highway and got his
breath, he gasped out:
''All of you folks come right over here as
quick as you cam"
why, Ben, what's the matterf" asked the
preacher in charge.
Come as quick as you cam urged the other
by voice and gesture, for plugged the hole
up before left"
what is it,"
IT'S a rabbit-biggest one you ever saw-rab-
bit in a hollow stump-and il won't take over
fifteen minutes TO chop him out
Move on, driver!n commanded the preacher
But hold on, He's 10 there, and l plugged
the hole, and IL won't take me ten minutes to
git an AK"
The procession moved on and continued to
move, and by the time our team got up the
farmers face expressed about eleven different
sorts of emotions.
whats the trouble?' I asked
"Why-why-Eosh hang it! I've got the big
gest kind of rabbit plugged up over here in a
holler stump
And the procession wouldn't wait to help you
chop it out2n.
mo! I've heard that Iniianny was turning
over q new leaf and a.comin' right up to frills
aud scollops, but l never believed it afore
Won't stop and help chop out q rabbit-a great
big rabbit-g-o-s-h"
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Tbs Actor.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.

ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
o man, with your wonderful dover, -
o woman, with genius and grace,
You can teach the whole world with your pov
II you are but worthy the place,
The stage is force and factor
In molding the thought of the day,
If only the heart of the actor
Is high as the theme of the play.
No discourse or sermon can reach US
Through feeling TO reason like you;
No author can stir us aud seach us
With lessons as subtle and true.
Your words and your gestures obeying,
We weep or rejoice with your part,
And the player, behind all his playing,
He ought to be great as his art.
No matter what role you are giving,
No matter what skill you betray,
The very-day life you are living
Is certain to color the play.
The thoughts we call secret and hidden
Are creatures of malice, IN fact.
They steal forth unseen and unbidden,
And permeate nc olive and act,
The genius that shines like a comet
Fills only one part of Gods plan,
If the lesson the world derives from Il
Is married by the life of man
Be worthy your work if you love it;
The king should be fit for the crown;
Stand high as your art, or above it,
And make us look up and not down.
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Independent Voters.

Kansas is the home of independent voterF.
The women now vote at the city elections
in that state, and the most of them voted
at the recent elections. And, strange as it
may seem, they did not vote as their hus-
bands, or brothers or sweethearts did. They
astonished the bosses and the political hench-
men by their independence and silence.
AS a rule they prepared their ballots at
their homes and went to the polls quietly,
voted and went on their way And they
folded their tickets so that it was not posi-
BILE to find out for whom they voted.
But the counting of the ballots showed
for whom they voted. They voted solidly
against the professional politicians and the
-prohibitioDists. They cast their bal
lots for the candidates who were against
the saloons, and who had a reputation for
living clean and honest lives.
And as a consequence most Of the Kansas
towns have governments which are admin
istered economically and intelligently. AS
yet Kansas towns have had no cause to re-
greet that the ballot is handled by women in
municipal elections. and there are no indica-
tons that they will have.
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softening Toward Our soareribs

DO4LenlHR toward our ODar6rlD5.
France and Germany have heretofore
managed to agree as best their conflicting
tongues would permit them upon one sub
ject alone. Both were satisfied that the
American hog was the root Of all com
mercial evil. But Germany has finally
share the same opinion with France. So she
manifests an inclination to recognize the
conspicuous hog in the world since Bismarck
retired.
Possibly it is the young Kaiser's pro-
nounced disaproval of the metallic ex~chan-
cellor that prompts him to look with mo q
favor upon the grim veterans especial bette
| n0ir.
Listening to the persuasive eloquence of
our ambassador from New Jersey appears
to have brought the German government
around to point where the American hog
will at last be given u fair chance for his
meat. That is great deal accomplished
When the gluttonous Teutons once taste the
toothsome and luscious porcine provender
they can but find it positively irresistible.
That can be concluSively proven by every
Lhhh VA SOOu ASalbu 1lu bOuuu 1uuRb III
Chicago.
Really there has never been any good
reason why the American hog should be ex-
Guided from any port in the world so long
as careful system of inspection is main
tanned to prevent INSCRIPTIONS dealers from
shipping unsound animals. If pork packers
expect to secure and hold traffic in
their wares they will have to show that they
can not only undersell competitors, but fur
nish a wholesome article as well. Then
they will have to take every reasonable pre-
caution TO protect their buyers against any
depreciation in the quality of the goods just
the same as they would do in all other COM
mercial transactions between responsible
men.
Such assurance as that is probably all that
the foreigners require to induce them to
pull down the bars and let i'll American
products of all kinds. Nothing less could
| be expected
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15

Kentucky statesmen say that no trivial
side issues will be allowed to prevent the
great Blue Grass state from casting her
twenty-six votes in the next presidential
convention for Grover Cleveland. Oppo-
nents Of the ex-President in that state are
said to be in hopeless minority. Lately a
state official traversed the whole state, and
he says that he found that it would re-
quire a search warrant to discover demo
crat opposed to the nomination Of Mr..
Cleveland" Apparently Senator 10 Black
burns recent letter did not have much
effect upon his constituents.
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Patriotic pertisanshin Onlv,

In en- article in which it assumes that the
southern democrats will control the House
in the present congress, the New York
Press says: "a republican Senate and
President can be relied upon to promptly
check any wild partisan legislation that the
House may pass
There will be no legislation in the Fifty
second House of the kind which the Press
seems to fear. Democratic congressman
arc conservative. They are not wild reck-
less partissns, such as republican congress
men are. Although there is very large
! democratic majority in the House which
will meet in December, there will be no
such partisan legislation as characterised
the last congress.
The last congress was not only extremely
partisan, but also very eItravagaut. 1t
appropriated more than $1,000, OOO 00J-a
sum that makes the people wonder where
all the money is to come from to
pay the appropriations and it dis
regarded all presidents in its efforts
to carry out It's partisan schemes.
The House passed the force bill, and the
Senate would have passed it also had not
the democratic senator's objected so strongly
10 it.
Under the circumstances it is rather re-
markable for the Press to warn the demo-
Gratis that they will not be permitted to
enact such partisan laws 1t is because the
republicans of the last congress were so par
tisan IN nearly everything they did, or
attempted to do, that they pretend to be
afraid that the democrats will attempt to
put through bills which will have no other
object in view than The promotion Of the
party's welfare.
There is no occasion, however, for them
to be alarmed. The democrats of the Fifty
second House will attempt to do nothing
that does not appear TO them to be Of benefit
to the whole country. At the dinner given
by two democratic clubs in New York on
Monday night, in honor of the memory of
Thomas jefferson, ex-President Cleveland,
who was one of the speakers, said that he
felt that he was surrounded by Tin
fluences which invite patriotic partisanship
and disinterested devotion to party princi-
pies" When he was President he readily
sacrificed party interests for the public
good, and he is typical democrat In the
present House the democrats will do what
they believe will benefit the country.
They will not devote ell their time to study
ing how they can strengthen their party.
Indeed, for many years the Republican
party, and that party alone. has been the
author of whatever partisan legislation
there has been. And there has been great
deal of such legislation. 1t is nonsensical,
therefore, for the republican newspapers TO
pretend that the democrats Of the present
House will sacrifice the welfare of the coun-
try in order to promote party ends.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15
MEDICAL.
SPRING FEVER

At this time of the year the bIo,5
changes, its circulation is sluggish and -.
system is not properly nourished. Tho -.
suit is loss of appetite. weakness. an oppras.
slVe feeling Of fullness, too hot, and Ob,-.
tired. To cure and prevent Spring Fevo,
take Simmons Liver Regulator. All Mann,
is now waking and everybody should in.
vigorate the liver, kidneyse and bowls Will,
Simmons Liver Regulator, and they worr,
not have so much biliousness, headaoh,
dyspepsia and malaria all the rest of n.
year. You would not expect a plant >,
work off winters decay and bloom o,
good as ever without attention in n.
Spring. Don't expect it of your systsn
Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15

On Sunday Sir Provo William Parry
Wallis, G. C. B., the Oldest naval officer in
the world. celeb rated his Tooth birthday.
He is an admiral in the British navy, but in
1913 he was lieutenant on the British YES
sci Shame II at the time she captured the
American frigate Chesapeake. In that
contest Capt. Lawrence, Of the Chesapeake,
used the memorable words, Don't give up
the shipn
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15

Flames drove horde Of freaks Of every
imaginable description from a Chicago
museum into the street the other evening
with pell nell rush well calculated to
brighten passers-by into spasms. Suddenly
coming upon such wildly scootinz multi
tude of uncanny objects must have per-
suaded the passing Chicagoans that they
had an attack Of 'delirious trimmings"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-15

Should the Kansas City Live Stock Com
mission Company continue as it has begun
it stands pretty good chance of getting
itself thoroughly dsliked all through the
west Not dissatisfied with its present unpop-
ularlty, because of its peculiar business
methods, it has brought suit for $3.50, 900
damages against the Kansas City Live
Stock Exchange for what 1t claims was an
illegal expulsion from that body. That is
expected to be followed up by a similar
suit against the Chicago exchange and
Others all around 1t appears to be very
uniformly unpopular. Should the company
manage to win these bluffs and gather In all
of those plump assessments it will undoubt.
edly realize more by being out than in the
exchanges. Nothing like trying every door
II you want to get in somewhere.