The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-07-17
MISCELLANEOUS.

The grave of a girl at Titusville,
Pa, was robbed for the jewelry on the
body.
"A Liberty county, Georgia, man has
found oysters growing at the bottom OF
his sixty-foot well, and actually has
some of the shells to show his neigh bOrs
Three California lions were recent
ly killed by 8 hunter in Fresno county.
one Of them measured fully eight feet
from tip to tip, and is being stuffed
The other two were nearly as large.
WHO is that lady that just passed
us with the charming face?" That
was my wife, but we are now sePar-
ated." ''Ah, yes, see, your late wife.
-Fliegende Blatter.
Mrs. Tinlzham, of Eagle Point,
Mich, was fOndling pet dog, when
her pet cat, in a Jealous rage, pOuuced
upon her and cut her about the arms
and head with teeth and claws until
beaten of.
Dangers of Silence. did you
get along with Miss Greeu?'' why, I
said nothing and she talked; at the end
of the conversation she announced that
we were-engaged. -Fliegende Blat-
ter.
That is very poor joke, boys"
said the schOolmaster, rising suddenly
from the bent pin. ''I fail to see the
point" Its there just the same, said
the bad boy of the class, soto U0ee. -
HarPer's Bazaar.
No. he said, rising from the piano,
''I have not been able TO give much
time TO my music lately" And the
time you do give it." cheerfuuy re
! sponded his rival lis simply atrOciOus-" "
Boston Post
$50 you sat Just behind me, said
/ the girl who wears large hats to the
theater; its so odd that 7 shouldn't
have known it. Did you like the play?''
! ''It was out of sight" replied the
| young man, earnestly. ashingtOn
! Post
"A SOW belonging to "A farmer OF
| WesttOwn, Chester county, Pennsyl-
vania, died a few days ago, leaving six
/ orphans Upon the death of their par
! ent, the farmer filed her place by a big
milk bottle with six little hose attach
ments.
| 1t seems that the Chinese preserved
! ginger of commerce is not ginger at all
! The director of the botanical gardens
( at Hong Kong has succeeded in obtain
! ing the flower of the plant used and has
| identified it as the Alpinia Galanga
Though not ginger, it is very nice.
The mules in Ingle's coal mines
near Evansville, Ind, were hoisted ou
| recently. Some Of them had not seer
! daylight for eight years. The smallss
thing frightened them, a flying birC
! causing them to jump, while upon see
ing a dog they would stand and trembl'
/ with terror.
-AmOag the arrivals at the barge OF
fee in New York recently was a Httl,
old woman of wood. It was an auto
matOn figure of an old lady knitting
and the most curious part of il was tina
it was actually d knitting machine. I
ran by cloclCwOrlH, and, TO all appear
ances, had every movement of life
"A jury at Spokane, Wash, after be
ing out twenty-four hours. could no
/ agree, when the judge ordered then
back into the jury room to remain unit
they reached a verdict He also in
structed the baiIi& not to give then
anything to eat until they had found
verdict of guilty or not guilty in a high
way robbery case. IN ten minutes there
after the jury returned a verdict hudinl
the prisoner guilty as charged.
/ "A bright woman. who had the mis-
fortuna not to be so handsome as mos
/ OF her friends, had habit of continual.
J / looking at herself ia the mirrors of an.
apartment where she happened to be
A woman, a friend OF hers, who though
| this very inconsistent. resolved TO sPeal
OF 1t before a party Of people, SO sh
} I called ont: There is Mrs fI hite, VIII
is forever looking at her own iIuage-
Yes was the quick answer lit
true; wish to know by experience
! whether IL Is possible 10 habituate one
self to uGliness- ~ y sun