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The critic., 1891-03-23
A LIE, OF COURSE. .

GrOvef CIeVeIand Na11s Another POHtI-
.t . cal Canard. :.
New York, March OLA Recorder re-
porter called at ex-Presiaent Cleveland's
house yesterday and sent in copy of the
Canton, Ohio, dispatch, which says that
Mr.. Cleveland refused to speak in the
recent Congressional campaign for Mr..
Warwick unless q guaranteegof 1000 ma
jority for Mr.. Warwick could be shown.
Mr.. Cleveland returned it to the reporter
Endorsed: 1.-The thing is, of course, q lie."
The critic., 1891-03-23
A Tennessee Criticism Written with u
Fence Rail.

Fi0m the Memphis Appeal.
"a Nashville Pen" the author of "Miss
Breckinridge,' has written another book
entitled San Exceptional Case" A lovely
young lady is poised like a silhouette
upon the brink OF sky-scraping bowlder
at Point Lookout, painting picture, and
moaning in anguish because the bird on
her canvas does not flop his wings and fly
away. The hero is sauntering along, with
his hands in his pockets, in the valley be-
low and suddenly sees her. Immediately
he declares himself I'm it," and seram.
bles up the mountain side and asks her II
she is really unhappy. She replies, ah,
yes, because her governor has lost his for
tune and she cannot go to Europe, perfect
her art and paint birds that will fly. The
young man fumbles in his inside pocket
mix. The young lady talks about the
higher lille of woman in a manner to
qualify her for mayor of Kansas town,
the while her cheeks being visited by cop
peresque bushes. This occurs in the first
three pages.
tuated here and there with words aud
phrases in French, set IN bold-faced
italics, and filagreed about with quotations
from various authors. This need MT be
read. Then comes the ambitious young
lady upon the scene, signing papers and
otherwise taking possession Of the big
fortuneinto which she has fallen. The
hero is close by her obviously anxious to
declare himself and be declared lin IT,"
Just how the book turns out will be
known to only few of the more
courageous readers. DOUBTLESS the young
girl learned to paint pictures that could
fly away and be at rest. II the young
man is like most young men he made the
eagle birds on her dollars fly away. Some
of the papers speak of "An Exceptional
Case'' being a Representative Southern
novel" They also speak OF its gifted
author.p If the book is representative
Southern novel, then God save MS from
representative novels.
The critic., 1891-03-23
OVER THE NUTS AND WINE.


Jolly dogs frequently attend whine par
ties.-fittstarg Dispateh.
When searching for q man OF penetration
don't overlook the wcll-diggcr.- Binghdmton
Leader.
II took coffee NJ long 70 settle as some
men good many OF us would drink water
IOTandd ReDieW.
No, Clementine, it Is not proper to speak of
the man who sells you hair switches as aswitch-
man.--IS Jostph Neios.
Manager of Worlds Fair, Chicago ito special
commissioneD want the Venus de Milo at
the fair.
Commissioner Yes, sir.
Manager-I learn that most OF the Venus de
Milos are broken. Get one that Is perfectly
sonnd.--Aneficdn Stdtt0aer.
"Then,r he said, after she had rejected him
this is the end OF all !"
.Oh, not necessarily she replied, cheer
fully. "The world seems to be going yeti
Ne4o York Herald.
"shall we announce our ongagementYn
"Oh, no that isn't necessary. II will he snf-
ticlent TO announce it's breaking on later In the
scason."-Nei0 YORK He,did.
She (waiting for him in the ante.room) And
did yon ask papas
Hell did.
she-And what did he sayY
He-Wcally, Amy, ibid .wathcr not arm
swer. IL belong TO the church, don't y know.
-JNdqe.
sanso-IIamlet knew how 10 talk to woman
Sanso--Yes. When he talked TO his mother
he spoke daggers. lie was enabled In that way
TO get his words In edgeway.-NeW YORK Sud.
~ never give a kiss" said Sue,
My little black.cyed maiden.
- never give kiss, tits true.
Ruf ah uott
The critic., 1891-03-23

A LAWYER wants to know if musicians
are mechanics" Some of them are GER
tainly blacksmiths.
The critic., 1891-03-23

Mary j.. Dewey of Goshen, Ind, served
throughout the civil war disguised as
male private in the Twenty-sixth Ohio
Regiment, under the alias of Charles
Dewey. She now applies for pension.
The critic., 1891-03-23

THr CHEROKEE STRIP is in the courts.
ZIP in Minnesota the ballet strip is in the
Legislature.
The critic., 1891-03-23
Cause Of
Rheumatism

An acid which exists In sour milk and cider,
called Tactic acid, is believed by physicians TO
be the cause OF rheumatism. AccumulatIng in
the blood, II attacks the fbrous tissues In the
joints and causes agonizing pains what Is
needed is remedy TO noutralize the acid and
to 30 invsoratc the kidneys and liver that MI
waste will be carried on. We can honestly
recommend Hoods Sarsaparila for these pur-
poses. II has cured others OF rheumatism and
twin cure you.
Wonderful Properties.
~ have taken Hooda sarsaparllla aud found
II excellent for rheumatism and dyspepsia.
suffered for many long years, but my COM
pleto recovery N due to Hoods Sarsaparllla. l
recommend IL 10 every one hccausa of its woa.
dcrfui properties as a blood medicine. .n--JonS
KuLLMAN, So Chatham street, Cleveland, Ohio.
Inhammatory Rheumatism.
~ Just want people to know that we think
Hoods sarsaparlla the best remedy for in
iiammatory rheumatism In the world. My has.
band had this terrible affection for two years
and Hoods Safsaparilla helped him more than
anything else. ! am always glad TO tell wha
Hoods Sarsaparilla has done,n--MRs. y, AT
KISsoH, salem Ind
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Sold by MI druggists 81; six for 49, Prepared
only by q. /. HOOD Y CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
The critic., 1891-03-23

Senator stewart and the Irish Envoy.

ffom TIE NeW York Continent, 2lSt.
Talking of these Irish enyoy--it
shouldn't be forgotten that Henry Harri-
son, who left oxford to stand successfully
for the third division of Tipperary, is the
picturesque figure of the delegation He
is only twenty-three years old, and both
times that he has spoken in Parliament
once in the open House and again in COM
mittee room No. l5~-he has created q sem
sation. All over Ireland he is known as
"the gentleman who helped the Galway
tenants.' He was jailed for doing it, and
kept imprisoned for week. Then he
went hack to oxford.
Mr., Harrison was introduced on st. Pat
rick's Day to United States Senator Stewart
Of Colorado rs the ''man who broke the
Force BILL" The young Irish Englishman
lowered over the big Senator as they had
their lively talk. You Irish are all right
said the American, but why don't you
move over herePn The young fellow
choked up-he Is an Irishman by birth
as he replied; II appreciate what You
mean. hut birthplace is sacred spot.
DowntrOdden as the people are. they will
not desert the land that is their own" A
day after their meeting Senator Stewart
helped to escort his young and new ac-
quaintance TO the carriage that took him
Off TO the New York Hospital, where he
now lies dangerously i'll. IF he gets ont
all right" said the white bearded Colo
radian last night at the Hoffman House,
"of his attack of pneumonia. | venture TO
predict great career for him. lie has
enthusiasm, and above all, he has youth"
The critic., 1891-03-23

The Brice-Thomas syndicate has prac-
tically acquired control of the Louisville,
New Albany and chicago Railroad by get.
ting possession of the s., 800, 900 collateral
which has been lying in the treasury
Neao YORK San.
The critic., 1891-03-23

FATHER lGEATIus did not draw as big
crowd yesterday as did Senator PEFFER.
The critic., 1891-03-23
High Art in Sh0enakilg.

WILSON Fine Shoes for Gentle CARR
WILSON zine mehi shoss ,o- r.d,.. CARR
WILSON Fine Shoes for Boys. CARR
WILSON Fine Shoes for Girls CARR
WILSON fihe sn shoes tor cnii- CARR
WILSON Fine Shoes for Infants. CARR
WILSON Reception and Even CARR
WIT .S0N ing Wear Slippers CApR
and Oxfords. S1xsxs
W1ISON Satin slippers In all OAttkt
WILSON shades. CARR
WILSON DIX 'S.PpSSrs' pS In all CARR
WILSON swade's Slippers in all CARR
/, WILSON shades. CARR
tyxyTT SON Kid Slipperein shades. n Rn
Black Kid, Beaded and -
W1GOON Bows. OAkSR
WILSON Patent Leather Shoes CARR
yIyTT som and slippers. nARn
WILSON shoes. CARR
WILSON Slippers and Pumps. CARR
The critic., 1891-03-23

The Kentucky Way.--Dnrlng the brief and
impressive oXhOrtatiOn aud ceremony that
made the happy couple husband and wife the
organ softly and swcetly chimed "Call Me
Thine own and at the conclusion OF the
service, ~ the party left the church, u 10y
ously toned Mendelssohn's Wedding March.
The critic., 1891-03-23

Editor OF the BydgGd0ccio Ito unkle Sam
If you don't get right down ON your knees
and apologize, King llumbert's men-o'-warll
get you.
uncle SAMMY fiery friend, mean to do
the square thing, but threats will not hasten
me.
The critic., 1891-03-23

Jolly dogs frequently attend whine par
ties.-PittSJi1g Dispatch.
When searching for man OF penetration
don't overlook the wcll.diggcr.- Bighdmton
Leader.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
sEvEN lncAss oF sNoM.
Another Remarkable Cattle Does
Read the Right Paper A Parson or

Another Remarkable Cattle Does Not |
ReAdsthe Right Paper-A A Parson toreis |
Tried.
special Correspondence EvREIEo JouRsAI. !
GEORGETOWN, Dec. / = The frst snow
torn OF the season came on Sunday
The snow fell steadily all day, and at
night the depth was about seven inches
According to the old saying, there will be
twenty eight more SHOWS this winter
The champion belt in Sussex county
was wrongly given to the two Milford
sportsmen who bagged twenty eight birds
and four rabbits In one day. It should
BE- given TO T. f Wilson and w. W.
Rawlins, whose record for one day was
thirty-two birds and three rabbits.
II is not AZ all strange that that MID
dletown cat should thrive on raw oysters
/ Ii is Just as natural for cat to eat raw
oysters as II for il to eat raS hsh, or raw
\ beef, or TO lap milk. But II Is an ex.
trsmely curious fact that Georgetown
cat should be very fond Of butternuts,
peanuts. walnuts, candy and preserves,
and drinks well sWeetened coffee.
There is q homesick Georgetown youth
In Wilmington. on Saturday he sent
a request TO be Georgetown correspond
ent OF the Every Evening that he should
that paper. That youth should read the
EVENING JOURNAL
Young divine, whose home is in a
town several miles above Georgetown,
visits friends in this place quite fre.
auently. He also has best girl" livin 3
4 short distance in the country A friend
kindly loaned him team, and he went
with this best girl, to country
church where he was engaged q
preach that evening But the'
arrived there an half hour late. This was
/ not due to the charm Of the young
I woman's society as might reasonably b
{ supposed, but to a popularity OF tha
horse, which has an antipathy to 9
bride To put one on him is work o
time and ingenuity II took the revereni
gentleman Just one hour to put th
bride on that horse Had he been othe
than what he is, many would have bee
he naughty words that escaped his lips
I. his sermon-an impressive one-de
I livered and many hands clRsped in fare
! well, he escorted his lady friend to tn
!. carriage fer their homeward drive, an
I. his horror and dismay can be more easil
= imagined than described when he foun
! that the unruly beast had slipped hl
y bride. After many ins ffectual propitil
q tory pats ne gave up, ana ald the oul
.a thing that scented practicable. q
climbed tall smooth pine tree, after
manner the small boys called 'shinnied,
with bis clerical coat tails huttering
the chilly night breeze, and slipped II
bride on that obduraue steed And II
~ girl sat back in the carriage and hear
lessly laughed.
20 There are more handsome men
.e99 Georgetown, according to the sizs Of q
~ place aud number OF inhabitants, this
- in any other town in the STATE OF Del
- ware.
"a Miss Minnie Rosenbaum returned
GeorAetown on Saturday night from
visit in New Jersey.
Tom Purnell OF Milton drove over
at Georgetown on Sunday night to I
et music Of the merry, merry sleigh bel
&c Arthur Wilson OF Long Neck has be
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
MALCOLM W. FORD.

nember Of the family. His father refused
for years 70 even speak to him, but a recon
cilistion was effected at the time Of Nal
collins recent illness, which was thought
likely to prove fatal
But Ne Never Reisnted.
y Il seems however, that tssc CID gentleman
did not relent sufficiently TO make his ath-
lete son one Of his heirs. When the will
was fled it WAS found that the entire for
tune Of 81 ,500,000 had been bequeathed to
che widow and two sons Worthington
Fopd and Paul Ford, with some minor lega-
cies TO more distant relatives. The name Of
the testatore son, Malcolm W. Ford, was
not even mentioned in the viii.
Malcolm May Fight the VIII.
1t is believed that Malcolm viii contest
che viii
Ford is a member of the Manhattan Attn
ietic club. For years he has been champion
all round athlete Of the United States, anI
there was at one time, few years age
quite a rumpus IN athletic circles over som
action taken by some athletic association
barring him out Of an amateur tournamer
because, as was alleged, he competed as
professional in some games under anothe
name 1t was about that time that the fas
became public that Gordon L. Ford had dl
owned his son and turned him out Of q
house. and it was then stated that Il
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
said ne Was lss Years Of Age.

GRAFTON, w. Va, Dec Josiah Car
penter. the oldest inhabitant Of West Vir
ginia, is dead at his residence in Preston
county. Estimates Of Mr.. Carpenters age
varied, but none placed him under l20years
He claimed 70 have been born in Louder
county, Va, in 1852, and was therefore l5'
years old. He claimed 70 remember Brad
docks defeat and 70 have served as a team
Hter az that time. Carpenter had a son, whS
died ten years ago at the age Of eighty. I'm
til recently his health has been fairly good
He has one daughter still living, who is owe
afghtu
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
r,rmTl.


AUSTIN.-In this city, on the morning OF
Novem Der n, Mrs. Mary Austin, reliet Of the
late William nj. w. Austin.
Drummer. In this city, on tine 10Th in
stant, OF sdiphtheriR. Annie, daughter OF
Louis g and Annie A. Drummer, aged years,
months and "a days.
CARTER-on December ]. 1861. Robert M.
Carter, aged n years.
Relatives and friends are hereby invited 70
attend the funeral from the residence OF Mrs.
John McFarlane, Washington avenue, New
Castle. Del, on Thursday afternoon at l
O'Clock. Interment In the Preeby terian
Cemetery, Christiana.
HILL. On November n, William Hill, In
the s6th year Of his age.
JONES.-In this city, on November 70,
Lucinda b. Jones, aged 69 years
KELLEY.-O November 20. Patrick Kelley,
aged o. years.
LAWLER.--In this city. on the z7th. in
stant, James Lawler, aged AZ years, Of typhoid
/ fever.
PYLE.-On 7th day. nth month. 2sth, 1891
OF diphtheria, Frederic Jr., soa OF Frederi.
and Clara W. Pyle, aged years and II
/ months.
WAGNER November 20, Anna wag
/ ntr. aged 66 years.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
-. 80. ! InIn princesa.

JERSEY CITY. Dec. Mrs. Frederick
Dance, of Schraalenburg. Is still attempt
ing 70 recover the fourteen-year-old colored
girl. Sara who she says is her adopted
child and a Zulu princess. Mrs. Dance hav-
ing failed TO discover the whereabouts Of
Reutz Dennis. Of New York whom she be
heves to have abducted the girl, yesterday
obtained a warrant from Justice Cummings
Of Hackensack. for the arrest Of Anthony
OBlenis, a colOred man who lives in ths
vicinity Of her residence. She says O'Blenh
I had admitted that he knows where the CIR
1 i and assisted Dennis to entioe her away.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
me Fnormous sIovement or Grain

BUFFALO, Dec. THE grain trade Of this
port for November and for the season Of
navigation Just closed is the largest on REQ
ord. The receipts from opening OF naviga
ton to date were 155, ,499, go bushels, an in
crease Of nearly 10000 600 bushels Thl
shipments BY rail from Jan. TO date wer'
20. .43O, 2S4 bushels, an increase Of over 1000,
900 bushels The shipments by canal from
opening Of navigation TO date were 1850,
523 bushels, a decrease Of over 100000
busbeis
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
TO Restrict the Coal output.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec Pursuant to an
agreement made AZ the meeting Of the sales
agents Of the various coal producing com
panies held in New York last Tuesday, the
production and consequent tonnage win b
restricted and all colheries Of the Philadel
phia and Reading company win, commenc
ing TODAY. reduce the hours Of labor in tbs
mines. This is a customary measure at thi
time Of the year, and is adopted in order Il
obviate the possible overproduction and &C
emulation az the mines.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01

No Nonsense, No Funny Business" We mean ex
acty what say and will do exactly we promise FOR
limited time you buy any Suit Of Clothes, any Overcoa
any Pa of Pants anything Furnishings Department
one-hh less than the usual selling price Its great 10
and that every sensible man will appreciate
Evening journal., 1891-12-01

rrouDie All grew out OF Malcolms fondness
for athletic sports and his persistency in fol
lowing his indulgence in the sport in spite Of
his fathers objections The will IS dated
Aug s, 1891, and il was written by Gordon
L. Ford himself. who was a direct descend.
ant of Noah Webster. the lexicographer.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
Drink volksbrau.
LOOK YOUNG !

Prevent tendency 70 Wrinkles OF Agting OF
the skin by using LEAuREILB OH. Pre-.
servss a youthful. plump, fresh condition OF
tie features II N perfection, c le an, pure IN.
visible, stainless, harmless, and Will not SOL
the uost delicate fabric. Prevents ehapping
cracking Keeps skin soft, smooth Soc. and
slOJ at Druggists: large sire prepaid by ex
press on receipt OF Sl.oo. Il. 5. Wells, Jersey
City. N. J.
ROUGH ON TooTHACHE. Instant re
lief. l5s'
Catarrh OF the Bladder cured by BucHU
pANHA
Evening journal., 1891-12-01

spending several days with w.
Faucet & Co
Edward j. Faucett OF Dover spent sun
day with Georgetown friends and rela-
tives
Robert wilkins Of Wilmington is
visiting friends here
Mrs, William Williams and son are on
a two weeks visit at Franklin City.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
WITHOUT A SHILLING.
Athlete Malcolm Ford Disin-
herited by His Father.
HIsoBDURArE SIRE LEFT sl,5oo,oOO

But the Name of Americas Famous ANA
teur Was Not Even Mentioned Beoause
He Devoted Himself 70 Athletics-It rs
said Young Fprd VIII Contest the Will.
BROoEryK. Dec. i.-Maloolm W Ford,
the most famous amateur athlete in Amer
hca. has been cut Of without a shilling by
bis father. the late Gordon Lester Ford.
who died IN this city not long ago leaving
an estate valued az 81 10000. Malcolm had
incurred mn fathers displeasure by devoting
himself 70 sports, and was not regarded as 4
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
You wnI be surprIsed

To see the three-dollar gold spectscles al
Professor Wells, No. 305 Market street
which must be sold In two weeks on &C
eeunt of overstock. This Is no humbug
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
mARRHED,

BRACKIN-TAYLOR. AT West Chester
on The 2sth instant, by Rev. Joseph 81 Evans
II. Ferris Brackin Of this city and Sallie A.
Taylor. daughter Of James X. TAYLOR. Of
Chester county, Pa.
Evening journal., 1891-12-01
Drink voIksbrau
WhIch h tha Iseat !?

The "Equitable's" business for 1890
alone, nearly equals the total insurance in
force of the ProvidentLife, Penn Mutual
and Manhattan Life oombiped.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
The following changes will be made
in Nortbo Michioan.
They Wanted Provisions.

The Gillian legation in Washington
on the Dist received telegram from
Peru, which says in substance that
when the warship Esmeralda, after its
VOYAGE to San Diego, arrived at the
Labos guano islands, the captain, being
short of provisions, landed fifty men to
take possession of the provisions on the
islands. The employees and working
men in care Of the island attacked
the men from the vessel, killing them
and taking possession of their arms.
hausting her ammunition. The dis
patch concludes as follows: sit is false
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24

times the amount paid by former les
see, that it was compelled to cease TAX
ing seals on July 20, when only one
third of the quota of skins had been OBJ
tanned; that on this account the COM
pany has sustained loss of $500, 900;
that it is justly entitled to re-
ceive from the United States such
sum as will compensate it for the
loss it has sustained on account Of the
action of the United States as aforesaid; ;
that in providing for the maintenance
and education of the inhabitants of the
islands of St. Paul and st. George, it has
expended the sum of $150,0O0 for which
it has not been reimbursed; that the
right of the United States or it's lessee
to take fur seals on said islands, within
our unquestione jurisdiction, is beyond
dispute and not subject to ques-
ton or interference by England or
any other foreign state. The protest adds:
eff it be assumed, as England has as
serted and this government has denied,
that the eastern portion of Behring Sea
is not the marine territory Of the United
States, but is the high seas the COM
pany respectfully submits that it is not
competent for Great Britain and the
United States alone, or for any other
two governments, to determine who
shall be permitted to navigate these
waters or to prohibit fishing or taking
seals on the high seas
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24

that the noted priest possessed
supernatural healing powers, though
he never made such claims himself.
For the most part they were hopeless
invalids whose cases had been given up
by other physicians. A majority of
them were very poor people who had
spent their last money TO make the trip
to the Troy Hill Good Samaritan. The
condition of most of the returning pa
tients was as miserable as could we'll be
pictured. Some were carried to their
trains on stretchers, while others came
to the depot on crutches and wheeled
chairs.
Father Mollinger was very busy
man yesterday. About 900 of his pa
tients were escorted into his presence
before their departure for his final
blessing. He viii not complete the re-
ligious feature of his treatment until
Wednesday. While great majority of
the patients have been but little bene
fitted, others report what seem like al
most miraculous cures.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
SLAIN BY HER LOVER.
Mixture of jealousy and Whisky Causes
n Bloody Crime.

Mixture of jealousy and Whisky Causes
Bloody Crime.
PORTAGE, Wis, June 10. - Amelia
Heinemann, pretty young woman of
Fall River, this county, was fatally shot
by her jealous lover, Seymour Turner, a
farm hand on Rockefeller's farm near
Fall River. The girl was shot in the
abdomen and will live but a short time.
Turner then attempted to kill himself,
but was unsuccessful, and will re-
cover from self-inflicted bullet
wound. The tragedy occurred at
$50 o'clock yesterday afternoon
on the farm where Turner is
employed. Few particulars are obtain
able at this time. tits known. however,
that the passions of Amelia's ardent
lover were aroused when he learned
that he had a dangerous rival. When
the girl visited the farm where Turner
worked, last evening, stormy inter-
view ensued. resulting in the shooting.
Turner is under guard, and will stand
trial, when he RECEIVERS, for the murder
of Miss Heineman.
Another story of the tragedy is that
Turner had been rejected by the girl,
whom he shot twice-once in the lungs
and once in the stomach. He then shot
himself through the breast and lungs.
1t is said that he was intoxicated when
the crime was committed. The farm
where the murder was committed is In
the town of Fountain Prairie.
Miss Heinemann was employed IN the
family of Charles Stout, Of Fountain
Prairie,