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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
BRIGHT BITS.

MISS RosE-What an idiot Jack Trellis Isl
Miss Thorne-What has he been doing? Max
ing love TO you:-Puck.
BACK cried Canute.
"Back yourSelfw cried the Wave. I'm not
that kind OF u serf Puck.
do AS say" Numbered an angry father
"My Will shall be law
We'll, then, I'll bet it wasn't drawn by q
lawyer, returned his son.-Life.
TRAVELLER What's that tall chimney for!
Some one putting up factory:
ClttZen-Naw. That's Jim Bisbee'S well.
Cyclone turned iti1side out Exchange.
so YOU burned all of Miss Jilton's Iettersg
They must have made very hot fire.
No; can assure you they did not, They
produced simply stationery temperature -Pucs.
Brave YoUTH swimming to the rescue)-Cour-
age, Miss. Try aud
Struggling Young Woman from Boston, re-
bukinglyl-You should tgurge) say try to-
Chicago Tribune
WHAT He WANTED TO KNow.-Mrs. Slim son
Willie, what did you say TO the kind lady next
door when she gave You the piece of pie:
WILLIE asked il that was the last piece she
had.-Brookiyp Life.
JUST IMAGINE that you're az the bat. said
the astute instruc or to the bas9 ball crank who
taxing lessons il drawing fjom nlture
Keep you. eye The model, O q try to get on
TO his curN eS,N Puck.
"AND JoEN-Whet is he doiag:" asked Mrs.
llsiSSIs
He is studying pharmacy now"
well the idea. Who'd thought that john
would ever took to farmn': '-DcaUsr Sun.
FULL many peop'o sat TO her
She took their pictures all with care.
But a ,, the fair photo grGpher
Was far the prettest pcture there,
-P'o' o9IdDllc Times.
CASvAssER-Madam, am book at.e1t
Lazy of the House So you say but if yol
really re wouldn't believe that or auy other
statement from your lips and if you are not
you are q elf-convicted liar. Good day The
Epoch.
A coUNTRTMAN who witnessed Jefferson's
rip Van Wrinkle" beng asked how he liked
the acting answered: well, l didn't sec any
acting. l saw shift less Dutcnman that got
drunk off into the mountains, but he was such
q good natured fel.er l liked him fust rate"
Utica Herald.
TEE singer was famed and fair:
She sung i'll a foreign tongue.
We only marked the time and air
For we knew not what was sung
We applauded till out of breath
NO singer was as good,"
Pretending we were tickled to death,
And none OF US understood.
-Aew York Sun.
DAsHAwAS-I have an old coat ] think Won
might wear. Uncle Jasper.
Uncle Jasper-ISe obliged, sab Is dat coat a
sack? l amt got much use for a tail coat
sab.
Dashaway-why, what's the matter with a
tail coat, uncleS
Uncle Jasper-Um! Mighty unhandy. sab
getting ober fences.-Clothter aud FurntSher.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
A Foolish Swain.

Darling he said softly, in West Fourth
street whisper. and at the same time with a
certain degree of frmness. enjoyed your
letters greatly while l was away"
oh did you, George?' cried the beautiful
girl. her face glowing with pleasure.
Yes. Ethel, l did, " said he. despite the fact
that could hardly approve of some of the
phrases you used
oh l know can't write we'll George" she
said, penItently, while she toyeG with his silken
mustache, but you knew what neant?"
Yes. knew what you meant" he said,
patrOnizingly, but it was nevertheless open to
misconstruction and one can not be too careful
| am somewhat of stickler in that line, you
know, Now in your last letter you began My
Dearest Darliug'"
"Oh, Geor o. And the beautiful girl tried
to hide her bushes in his shoulder
Tut, tut, he said. "Don't be foolish. That
would indicate, You see, that you had several
other darliDgs. OF course it gives me the
preference as being the dearest, but then it
doesn't look right for girl to rave too many
darlings. One ought to be sufficient especially
when she is engaged"
Why. George" She had her head off his
shoulder now
went. on, in his superior way. but one might
as we'll be corrected. Now, In another letter
you call me your 'ownie own IT, at doesn't
make sense. Ownie own conveys no more
meaning than own"
George" There was a menace in her tone,
but he was too busy with his little lesson to
notice IL.
Another time" he began.
Never mind the other time, she interrupted
why, my dear, l was only giving you a little
instructions in the use of English -
20 yes, my use of language doesn't suit"
The beautiful girl was tritle excited.
"Aly dearest"
But I'll improve-I'l do better. I suppose
il called man Mr. Jones it would indicate
that there were other Joneses who were not to
be called Mister"
"Um-well-"
"Um-well. yes Aud if ever meet another
man named Jones, George Marion Jones, III
take pains to call him Mr.. Jones. Good night "
home to Covington, says the Cincinnati Com
nlerciGl Gazette, he resolved never again to find
fault with the wording of love letter. The
aext feminine heart he captures can roam at
will in or out of the dictionary and the
Gran
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
Couldn't Be ecsrsd.

A Fulton street saleonist In Brooklyn has
parrot which gives utterauce to many vigorous
expressions. says the New YORK World and the
other day man entered the place. flung down
mis- hat pulled of hi coat, and, soaking his fist
at the propr etor, called out:
Bring him on and I'll lick him in two min
utes'
whats the matter with you?" was asked.
He called me a liar when | was in here the
other day. and now he's got to take it back or
fight Bring him right on and put bin before
me-"
''Who do you mean?"
THAT birl in the cage! Idon't take sass off no
living thing on legs"
He was finally quoted down by the offer of
treat and he went out saying:
There's no green bird with WALLER beak and
a sqeak to his voic- can scare this chicken, and
don't you forget it,
And he was within hearing when the parrot
called out: You don't ny sou
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETING-Of Savannah Travelling Men.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Davant & Hunt, Merchan-
chandise Brokers; Notice, Jas. ]. Joyce;
Notice rs TO Crews Of British Steamship Bendo
and Antonio: Rice Straw, T. J. Davis, DR.. c. II.
Cox's Return.
ternoon
DAILY ADDITIoNs-B. II. Levy & Bro.
LEGAL application for Maintenance
and support.
A LEGAL SALE-City Marshal's Sale
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
CHEAP OoLUMS ADvERTIsRMEHrs-HelpW Want
81; z n Jloy nslt wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Lost; Person ii: Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

AEDlCAL.
HEALTH IS WEALTH

DR. Z G. VESTS NERyr An Rp,I,,
kESr guaranteed specific for Hysteria "a
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Headacoe, Nervous Prostration caused by tbsslae
preston, Softenicg OF the Brain resn,tin De-
sanity and leading to misery decay and daai,aa
Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss Of pain PAIN
II either sex. Involuntary Losses and Sperr,.Ss
abuse or over-indulgenoa. Each boy co-. set
ooe months treatment. 81 Goa box. or sir hans
for Us n. sent by mail prepad on recent ~ Aas
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES Fcs.
To cure any cage. With zach order -a,si,,,,. l.
US Iof six boxes, accompanied with IS o) W.
VII send the purchaser our writtcn euarantss
70 refund the money If the treatment does moi
e eIIeS cure Guarantees issued only bv THE
1Ei1I DkUG 90, Sole Agents, Savannah Ga
por GhshDg, Prickly Heat, use Boracne To;iss
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Singularly enough the mos. pros2erously
strong organization in Kansas is said to be
tae Undertakers' Association. That sounds
gloomy. What constitutes prosperity for
The gruesome funeral director means
grave disaster TO the community. But those
western undertaksrs are so filed with hust-
ling thrift that they utterly refuse to deal
with Any manufacturer who furnishes sup
plies to any person who is not a member of
Ina. Organization. That is intended TO keep
rrices up. BY that means they manage to
add 10 the painful burdens OF life high
tariff upon the agonies Of death that only
tne rich can afford.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
The Unexpocted.

WIN j. hampton in the Detroit Free p. cs3.
Come listen, little bows and girls,
While ] u tale relate
About little boy named Tom,
Whose aS9 was almost eight.
Tom was headstronC kil ii Of boy,
Who thOI.cht it jolly fun
To scare his mother half To death
BY UIowins III gun.
One day a stranger came that way,
a. strangers Oft bad done;
Bus tons Ole LETT behind the door
A double barrel,d gun.
"Ha ha"quoth Tom, the naughty boy,
Il never saw one such:
If single barrels maze such sport
THIS should maze tAice as much
So Tonmie took the double gun
Strnight TO his mother fast;
ut isn't loaded. NAV, he yelled,
And blew mighty blast.
And Tommie, Where is Tommie nov?
A halo round his head?
Not much 1t wasn't loaded, just
AS little Tommie said
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Ohio Is rapidly accommodating an unique
reputation IS the birthplace OF new parties.
Among Tie very latest acquisitions TO this
?-onie:nS family % infant industries is the
organization called tho Veteran Republi-
eau party OF Cincinnati AT this lac day
being 5ara aKain will scarcely benefit the
Republican party. Still it really needs to
do something unique and original to shake
off its burden of accumulated cussedness.
Birth is rightly supposed to be tho NEST
original thing any one can effect Yet it
will not shake off the deadly incubus of a
bad name.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
The Strika Sattled.

The strike is settled and everybody is
glad of it. Business Will again move along
in its accustomed channels, and its volume
promises to be such chat at the end of the
season there will be nothing to
show that it suffered an interruption of
several days.
The more intelligent of the oolored men
of the community and of the strikers be-
came convinced yesterday that the MORN
ING NEWS was right in telling the strikers
that they had made mistake in rejecting
the offer made them by the transportation
companies through the committee of the
trade bodies, and they set to work to bring
the more obstinate Of the leaders of the
strick to reason. Their efforts were crowned
with success and the strikers will return to
work to-day in a much moro cheerful frame
OF mind than they were before the strike
was inaugurated
1t is source Of satisfaction that the strike
was not marked by violence of any kind. 1t
is not often that strike on so large scale
is broueht tc al end without exhibitions Of
bad feeling. Some irritation was caused by
the efforts 20 ir,imidsie ,aDorsrs, and by
the apparently unreasonable desertion OF
their employers by chose who had 40 grisv-
nnces and made 40 complaints, bat such
things, 20 a greater or ieSS extent, are
features ot every strike, and are 20 be ex-
pcctsd. Now that tho trouble is ended,
there should be al effort and general will
iugness TO make up for lost time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Canada has actually fred member out
OF parliament for accepting a bride. What
is this world coming to! Has politician
no rights that prejudiced voters are bound
to respect. Thrift is apparently not duly
appreciated in the domiLion of tobaggan
slides. Possibly the corruption was not
considered 50 bad as may appear. But it
was getting caught at it that the Cauuck
political powers unqualiiedly condemn.
That was very awkward of him indeed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Such foolish proceeding as DR.. Mary
Walker has just been guilty of at the New
Hampshire town of Hanover is nothing
more nor less than what might have been
expected of SO ridiculous a chronic freak.
Nevertheless her cranky vagaries should be
wholesomely restrained.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Now the cause for the continued failure
of the Mckinley campaigning contingent to
electrify the voters of Ohio is fully ex-
planned. Reliable reports state that the
supply Of natural gas is failing. In fact it
is almost exhausted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
Scrutinizine the Real situation. :"

From the NeD York Eveain0 World (Dem.).
It is pleasant to read that Pr sident Harrison
promptly decided upon and is pursuing thor
ough invest CATION of Minister Egan conduct
during the Chilean revolution. There may be
Developments In the light OF which a pacific
settlement Of our governments difficulties with
the congressioDals will be easy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
JeopordizLne the Johnnycake ..
From he Neo York 4dpertiser IndN

FroH the Neto foTk AdUeTllseT tInd)
Broker g. v White had 100000 bushels Of
corn Ia his Wall street bin. aud from Chicago
comes the statement thai n ne had bought and
paid for 500 900 bushels more bis enterprise
that Is % say bis 'cOrner" would have beeu
complete. Perheps u Is just as well as Il Is
The public Nigh grow FESTIVE IN one man were
10 o position 70 asctste the price Of its Johnny
cake
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Political enemies accuse Candidate
Flower of harboring an aristocrstic coat Of
arms composed Of four very sstute-Iooking
birds jauntily perched about three balls ths
suspiciously resemble the official insignia Of a
pawnbroker. But the Woodworking candi-
date has to bear a great deal Of maligning.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Although that great strike threatened
among the colt n pickers didn't materialize,
the pickers OF Arkansas couldn't allow such
an opportunity to pass without having
some sort of festivities. So they had a
grand, gloomy and peculiar razor reception
up in Lea county. They will probably
conclude to bs sorry for it before very
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Italian Consul Corte is not to return to
New Orleans. That is wise of Consul Corte.
Apparently there is no particular demand
for him at the Louisiana metropolis. For
that reason 1t were just ss well for him to
seek some post where his peculiar talents arc
more likely to be appreciated.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Massachusetts, military had sham battle
at Denvers the other day that was SO real
that several enthusiastic young soldiers are
laid up il hospital on account of it. Corn
fields are not bit nice for running over at
this time of year.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Russia is still frowning upon England.
This interference with the cars little politi-
cal amusements is something the Muscovitc
doesn't like tit. That is what prompts
the recent warning growl that the British
lion must stop nosing around the provender
selected by the Russian bear.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
FLAvoRIxG EXTRACTS.
To Eseape:

To escape the worthless denominations offered under
the title of Favoring Extracts, and force them out
of the market, rests wholly with consumers. They
are the ones that have to suffer. Look upon cheap
goods as evidence of their worthessness Pure
articles be sold as cheap adulterated ones
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Scotland is now beginning TO canor for
home rule. Pretty soon Bermuda may be
expected TO also set up "a bold defy" and
announce a preference for home rule.
Britain has many dependencies. But they
a.e rather bard 10 hold.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Though the expected and promised an
nual dividend Of supposed profits failed to
materalizs on this round the holders Of
Missouri Pacific stock probably found that
the dividend Of losses duly arrived on regu-
lar schedule time. On that score they GER
tainly have nothing TO complain Of
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Verify this is the season of public exposi-
tions and exhibitions Now just see what
an exhibition the Hon. W. Mckinley and
DIR. Mary Walker are making of themselves.
What a par of spectacles they are, to be
suro
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
ora NEW YORK OFFICE.

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a, the MORNING News. Office % Park Row.
New York. All advertising business OUTSIDE OF
the states of Georgia. Florida and South Caro-
l,na vii be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Although the state constitution of Ken
lucky is not very robust, it has passed
muster on inspection and been approved by
,he attending physicians. Now it is ready
operate just as soon as il finds anything
. she nature Of an internal disorder 10
operate On.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

South Dakota democrats are harmonious
and hustliug for congressional honors in the
state of great billiards and sudden
divorces.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Buenos Ayres is still paying the ex-
orbitant price of 325 for gold. Under such
circumstances financial stress is only to be
expected.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Criticisms OF tho recently passed divi-
deud of the Missouri Poetic have had
the unusual effect of eliciting from,
President Jay Gould brief statement.
As might have been expected it is ingenious
and pointed enough to DO strong
If it hadn't been he would never have
made it public. Stockholders are re-
minded that during the whole eleven
years that he has boon president OF
the road quarterly dividend has never be-
fore been missed. while he cites many in
stances in which supposedly strong roads
have failed TO pay any dividents for years.
1t is pretty safe to depend on Jay Gould to
be pretty secure in his position before he
makes q move.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

Prominent Chileaus say that their gov
eminent has the utmost respect for the
United States. But they loathe the Hon.
Patsy Egau. They intimate that after
doing the constitutional cause as much
harm as possible in covert way while
pushing his own commercial interests the
Hon. Patsy has endeayored to bully them
into grao;ousIy accepting himso as to make
him appear very capable diplomat under
threats OF dreful results in case Of refusal.
And this is tho position which he is now
trying TO get the government to indorse
him and back him up.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
CURRENT COMMENT.
How Chicago Accumulates Flies.


The harmony in the democratic camp yester
day was as thick as molasses in cold weather
Harmony and molasses are both good for catch
ing flies.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
DR.. Prices Delicious FIavOring Extracts

are acknowledged to be the purest and the only
scientifically prepared Flavorings in the market
Now used in million homes and daily ncreas-
Ing in popular favor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03
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SAVANNAH, GA.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

The new passenger schedule on the Cen
trial railroad is not giving satisfaction. Sa-
vannah and Augusta are complaining of it
and now Milledgeviile enters q complaint
against it. A citizen Of Milledgevilla
writes as Follows: why should not a train
leave Savannah at ) o'clock or O'Clock a
m. and land passengers and mail here by :
O'Clock 3. IN. or 70 70. OF
course this question is easily answered
by saying that the railroad company does
not care to accommodate Milledgeyille L.
such an extent. Until recently tho train
reached here az go O'clock y. m. Vow Il;
is after 2. m ~hol it reaches here
II does seem - II the schedule Of the Cen
trial could be 20 arranged rs % lie more sat
isfeetory TO the travelling public. 1t ougai
20 AID doubtless viii pay the railroad com
pany 70 encourage travel. ANA there is G
better way 70 encourage 1t than TO have fGt-
stiactory schedules.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-03

PittsDurg has struck the most copious
vein Of oil ever opened in that locality and
the smoky city is correspondingly happy.
IL is said to be running 10000 barrels day
Indeed there are not barrels enough any
where in that vicinity to hold all that it
does produce. Now the town has chance
TO become smoker than ever. Pretty soon
Inspector Quay may be expected along that
way with his patent fat irving Continuance