davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-01

Be wise in time. You have too many
gray hairs for one so young looking.
Use Halls Hair Reviewer, the best
preparation out to cure them. Try it.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-01

Head lines in Newber y H. & n. Sept l7tt
| Hence
Most Worthy, Grand and Potent Seig
nieur,
Tycoon of the Bailiwick,
Autocrat Of the diggins,
Moulder Of opinion, and
Vice-grand Of the inmost thoughts,
Why growlest
And howlest
And groaneth
And mourneth, thou?
When thou can'st grasp, in thy might,
palm, the incorstant winds, and com
pell them to cease their
Changing
And shifting
And lar
And starboardipg,
And direct them in new cut channels
cleft by thine own individual PROV
ess, through the realms of space
And command them to blow
The everlasting daylight
Out of the briny
Lacrymal
Whimpering
Doodle
That perches on thy whang
And causeth thee to peril thy soul
And pawn thy reputation
At the DEVILS junk-shop.
And paweth up sand
And mud
And stones
And things.
"In the even tenor of thy way"
Shoot the Doodle!
Annihilate him!
Or better yet, join
Him to the Alliance. Then cuss and
abuse him to death.
I'll bet you curry-comb
His mournful mourn will cease
Preventing you from hearing
",S0naething -NesO."
Although it be "seventy times seven''
That these same measures be sung in
thy ears; yet each time thou hast
given heed too the Doodle that helps
wear out thy hats.
His moan hath drowned thy hearing
and dwarfed thy better judgment;
But ah! poor Doodle!
Cussed to death.
And that, too, by
His Daddy.
"ReQuiescGt IN pace,"
Or any other locality.
Now listen to the voice of reason, may
hap it will strike thee dumb,
Like Zachariah, for season;
But, so soon as the newborn hope
Of thine old age sees light, thy tongue
Will be loosed.
Call him
St. Louis
Ocala
Polk
McCune,
And quit taking your opinions
"ready made" "cut and dried"
Quit drinking Marah's waters,
They'll impair thy digestion,
Paralize thy nerves
And "crook the pregnant hinges
Of thy knees"-Where theft dom;
follow:
jumping
Humping
Humping
And Jumping
Into the capacious vacuum OF thy
strong box
Nary sinner
A red
A copper nick.
The grand hoodlum is abroad;
The omnipresent ghoul is among US;
The boss cutie fish is enwraping US
In the Shiny grip Of his
Return fue
Double back action
Patent automatic
Tentacles.
He cometh from the city Of Gotham,
From the street called Wall,
Bearing on his brow the brand of Cain
Anglicis d,
Emphasized,
Compromised,
And mathematical into
"Financier."
He's fat as Falstaff;
Huge as Anack;
Strong as Sampson;
Thirsty as Tantalus
And empty as the leanest Devil of
COW that troubled the dreams o.
Pharaoh.
He roareth for green feed. Therefore
Hasten brother!
! Flee!!
Vamose.m
Hustle!m!
Hump!!!
"Vor Populi, Vor DeT'
In the multitude Of council there's
wisdom.
Two heads are better than one.
Condemn not, what you do not under
stand.
The fact is mother to the law.
Indulgence is granted to necessity.
A nation enslaved is a nation dishonoreC
And, finally, as Coup de grace,
Honor,
Strengthen,
Uphold,
Love,
Protect,
And defend
The right
II.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-01
TYCOON OF THE BAILIWICK."
Further than that You Must Read
to Ascertain the Contents.

"The Whang Doodle Mourns."
Lecturer Pope, Keitt and Tefries at
Bush River-Nothing New
Mr.. Jeffries deals in
Ancient History
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

Inc samples OF wooden. cotton aud
linen cloth and clothing hardware.
boots. shoes, hats. caps, agricultural
implements, household articles. and In
fact nearly all the manufactured arti-
cles, were superior in quality this wear
as compared with the same submitted
last year. Every year blankets have
steadily improved In quality. In 1881
under the tariff Of 1867. they cost 81. 80
pair. In 1890. under the tariff OF 1ssa.
they cost 50. 30 n pair. and this year. un.
der the Mckinley tariff they cost but
S.SO pair. and they are the best i'm
quality the government ever obtained
Blue flannel for which the govern.
mcnt paid 1914 cents a yard in 1881 was
obtained in 1890 AT 20 ~ cents and this
year far superior article cost onlv
2s.2 cents yard. Wotnen's WOODEN
hose cost 81. Is n dozen pairs In 1881. and
this year much better grade Of the
same is purchased for the same nrice
The quality of linsey this year is far
better than ever offered before while
the cost Is ~. 6s cents n ward. against
iLO5 cents one year ago. Arctic over
shoes of all sizes are lower this wear bv
from TO ~ cents pair. Scissors 81
n cheap grade cost cents less n dozan
while the better grade is cents less
Shears Of n cheap grade are = cents Iess
by the dozen this year. and the better
grade Is IS cents less by the dozen
Knives and forks advanced from 4 cent?
a pair last year % cents this wear
Hoes hay forks and manure forks al
yanced ten cents a dozen. or les thar
per cent. instead 81 Afty per cent. "a
alleged By free trade journals. CooIs-
ing stoves 81 the same size and rnslle
were the same price both years. and the
cost IT stove pipe was the same
Moving machines and rsaoers -.
spectively cost the same both wears al
though those furnished this year bad
some advantages in improvements and
hbish. Breaking plOys and fO-fucb =.
horse plOws cost the same as last wear
while 5-incb plOg.s we're cents chearer
y-inch plows were - cents cheauer. n.
inch and i2-inch plOns 10 cents cheap.-
ana lfinch piows r. cents cheaper
nay knives. harrOws one-horss cuIft
vators. and a variety Of other emalier
implements for farm use were the same
price this year a. IN 1870. Horsesboes.
muleshoes aud oxshOes were all n tribe
lower this year
These hgures are all from sales acfu.
ally made aud constitute the best possi-
nie test II the market II any re
former doubts their authenticity. he
can verify them By the records 81 the
indian department. which has on ale
az the details q the transactions in
question But We know that De will
lot take The trouble 20 do 80 lie IL
discreet enough - realize that she more
said about Mckinley prices now. the
worse - viii Re for the cause 81 free
trade. So he will studiousiy refrain
rom public mention ~ any prices com.
farisons ehich nay ue made. hopinQ
That before The n-st election rolls
around the people viii have for roften
AIS unscrnpulons mcndacity Of a year
aEo IT'S hoOes deceive him
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
Claiming OF the Poor.

When the "Rcformcr' begins 20 talk
about tho Mckinley laws siniauitous
increase OF taxation on the clothing OF
the POOR" show him the following tabl.
OF rates OF duty ON cotton cloth. as pre-.
pared by the tariff expert Of the IRE
form" club:
now MKISLKy DEALT wrru COTTON Cforu
Cotton cloth not exceeding % on Nfhisiss
threads 20 the square inch; dun Dun
Unblcached, etc. valued AZ not
over o. cents "A yard ... .. t0O9. fOOg
Valued at over n, cts n yd 80 "a a. q, N a
Blcachcd. valued nj not overg
Valued AZ over : cts. n yd 40 p. q sVoS
Dyed. colored. stained ctc val.
ued az not over ~ cts va . OOI1 OOt
.,o,,. sin u.,, q, over ~ cts yd;p % 70 y. C
threads Ia the square inch.
Unbleachcd. etc value not over
o. cents pcr ward. ........... Oo2. O02fs
Naiuc over 90 cts per I'd ~ d. q a, "a =,
Blcachcd value not over cts
Value over CTS yer va ....4op.a mo
Dyed. coorcd stained. etc
value not over " cts per I'd oOfl. oot
Cotton cloth exceeding iDD not
exec az 40 threads 10 sd IN:
Unblcached. etc. value not
over ~ cents square I'd 49,. Ou3 o0a
Value over ~ cts va yd 90 70 n son q
bleached. value not over 10 cts
vaine over 10 cts. sa. I'd 90 T 10 so'
Dyed, colored. stained etc
value not over 1871 eta 50 va OG Oos
Value over lsS cts. 80 sd - D. c. sop q.
DO not forget 20 remind him that on
these IS items of cotton cloths. IA
enumerated by the reform" expert
the tariff was either reduced or LEFT I'M
touched In the new tariff law. Further
more, IL out Of the Is bear lower duty
than that which the ''reforrner's" own
Mills bill tried To impose. and the ether
bear exactly the same rate. according
10 the comparisons made by the same
expert" Point out go him also that
the grades of cotton mentioned are the
cheaper kinds which are bought by the
poor. On these the Mckinley Law re-
duccd the duty. AS the finer goods are
reached, the duty Is unchanged. The
IL additional items OF cotton cloth men
TONED by the reform" expert, but not
given above. are those whose number
Of threads 90 the square inch exceed 100
that Is 20 say, they are the finest
kinds of cotton, the kinds purchased by
the rich On these the Mckinley bin Is
uniformly higher than Ia either the old
law or the Mills bill
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
MORE Aeour PRICES.

FcreiRe rr~asc~ oaiy uas Aax.ce~a-
manufactured Goods Cheaper ta<f~r the
<e0 Tariff documentary rroof rnros~
the United states indian sssparsm~o,--
The NeNsniey Price, LIAR Harmed.
The government Of the United States
buys annually about two and half
million dollars worth of miscellaneous
supplies for tho Indians Advertise
ments descriptive % the things needed
aud fixing n date upon which proposals.
for supplying them viii bc received are
posted in conspicuous public places for
some timo previous to the reception of
bids Each competitor. OF course, offers
To supply the goods at the loves, posi-.
bic figure. Prices SO fixed afford an ex-
cellent basis OF comparison of prices OF
commodities between any two years
The two points emphasized by the data
furnished by tho records OF the Indian
department are; Agricultural products
arc the only ones that have advanced I'm
price. Manufacturers have, ON the
whole, materially declined We pre-
sent tho testimony below:
PRICES or r.Hs rRopvcs. A. rixrp IN run
rIc COMPETITION ron surrLIrs ron rur
INDIANS ~ 1870 nEroRs run NEW rAuirr
Aso ~ 1871. uSpxa THAT rAptrr rur
rtarRrs suow THAT rRiCEs ron All rur
rARMen mas TO SKILL RuLE nicuKn TINS
YEAR
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
CROOKED INDIAN AGENTS.
|nspectcr Sessoey Makes some Senss
tionRl DIscoxrrIe..

<nspector Sessoey Makes some Sensa.
tional Discoveries.
4 HURON. 5. d.. Nov. 12-Parties here
rom the Cheyenne Indian agency bring
ensational reports affecting affairs
here. Inspector Sessney has been
boxing into the business management
NJ the agency and, IL is said. discovered
number OF irregularities. among
Ihem evidences that f. p. Pal
per. the agent; his clerk. George
b Shoenfelt, who is son-in-law of
Palmer. and Interpreter Benway are
reported TO have received several thou.
|and dollars by false returns TO the
government in the purchase of cattle
Pom the Indians It is alleged that
{hey paid only about one-half tho
mount permitted by the government
put that their vouchers called for the
{nll amount Hay was purchased. IL il
Charged. at from 81 TO s. per ton, the re-
snrns being made at $40 per ton. 1t
p said that Shoenfelt has admitted
pat he received in this way be-
Fveen ss, 900 and $40. 600 and those as
Debated with him have had like
amounts. Other items of irregularity
Pave been discovered, IL is said. and as
Pie investigation progresses more are
likely TO come to light. Inspector Sess-
hey will make thorough investiga.
|ion. There are numerous rumors
hfioat concerning the affair, some OF
hem very sensational.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

"A school.boy OF Incorrigibis laIi
ness surprised his parents tho other day
on returning homo from school by
proudly informing thom that no had 80
cured the prize for English gramma-.
The prize for English GRAMMAR" er.
claimed his sstonished father. 'why.
! have always understood that you arv
tho very last boy In your clcsR" $50
am, father" returned young hopeful,
aud IL was really Dick Porter who got
the grammar prize. But he left IL In
the train when we changed at Chaplain
Junction, and 40 collared 81, sharp -
London Figaro
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
COsIPLICATIONS
In Our Troublesome Difficulty
With Chilli.
fhe Junta Surrenders Its Powers to
the New Congress.
Department oncinir st Washington Tn
censest Over the Conduct OF Certain
Enxissh Newspapers = stories TO
ssencat Ensiish Commerce.

VALPARAISO. VIA GALVESTON. Tex
Nov. II Capt Schlcy and Consul Me-
,reery have made 10 n sine QUO non
hat no American witness will be per-
nj ted to appear without the presence
u an officer and an interpreter at the
Investigation by Judge Foster into the
Baltimore affair. The reply is that the
onsul or Capt Schlcy can not appear
personally, but can deputize an inter
bretcr.
There Is more excitement among the
people about possible complications
he baltimore is here coaling. The
fhiiian junta is prepared to surrender
he executive authority IL has exercised
ince Balmaccda's downfall TO the new
v organized congress-
On the meeting of congress Wedncs-
lay the Junta addressed that body in n
primal message. In this il set forth
he principles which had controlled 1.
governing the country in the absence
regularly constituted authorities:
Explained the present situation OF af-
birs, and said that inasmueh ns con-
ress was now prepared To assume re-
possibility the Junta would resign 20
lat body the functions which IL had
rem exercising.
The chief recommendation made by
he Junta in surrcndering its power
ras an urgent plea that congress would
i once institute measures looking To a
borough reorganization of the army
nd navy.
The senate organized 10y electing
cnator Waldo Silva as its president
he chamber of deputies elected rs its
residing officer Senior Barros Luco
rnors Silva and Luco. together with
dmiral Jorge Montt. the newly elect
president OF the republic were the
en- who constituted the famous Junta
the congressionalists
Admiral Montt who was nominated
few days ago by the liberals, the
pminant party in Chilli. as its candi-
pie Tor the presidency. and whose
pmination is equivalent 20 election.
ls been empowered to assume all du-
es OF the chief executive of the repub-
until the meeting of the electoral
bllege. which will take place shortly.
hen Admiral Mont will be formally
lected president,
WASHINGTON. Nov. 12.-Much indig-
ation is expressed Mt the state and navy
apartments mt the conduct of certain
English newspapers in nscribing fool
ia sentiments and remarks To Minister
gan and Capt Schley in connection
it'll the pending questions between the
lillian and the United States govern
lents No one here believes that Capt
chley ever said that war was inevita-
lie, and the opinion is held in the de-
artments that the English papers
p question arc engaged in an effort to
oment the growth of feeling Of ami
hosity by tho Chilians against the
people of the United States. which,
lille it may not manifest itself In war
1kc demonstrations, would bc likely to
prejudice the trade relations between
hc two countries. 10 the great benefit
English commerce. As matter OF
pct, the last communication received
rom Capt. Schley by the navy depart
pent indicates the existence of peace
hl relations between his sailors and
be people of Valparaiso.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

MIR. G. Frost In Victorian Natural
ist, an Australian Journal. records some
experiments on Latrodectus scello. aud
gives some cases OF tia injurious effect
ON man. Three experiments were per-
formed, two on rats, one on "A dog. In
ono case tho rat lived. but showed Of.
fects OF blood poisoning. la the other
case the rat died The dog. when bit
ten by the spider. howlcd. but was not
otherwise affected.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
nInrk.Tonrue ln Innl,nn.

VALPARAISO. Ind. Nov. IL The ter
rlble disease resembling the Asiatio
.black-tongue has appeared in Jasper
county. The victims II this disease are
taken with fever. the tongue becom.
png infiammed, and at last swollen 70
such al extent that II protrudes from
|the mouth. In the last stages the
organ becomes inky black and act
ually decomposes before death ends the
sufferings # the victim The physi.
clans are treating several cases In the
vicinity Of Wheatiaud. and people are
taking measures 60 prevent an epidem.
&c Of The plaRne.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
SAVE your ,srr PENNIES.


xhsy are :" Hare That rh~y WIN s<.s
Command = premium
Row people who handle pennies evcry
ony arc aware OF the rarity OF the one
cent piece Of 1877. Tho coinage. a. re-
ported by tho mint for that year, docs
not appear small for the mint year ends
June 10. and does not therefore indi.
cate how many of coinage bear the
calendar year for shat date. Thus the
coinage Tor the year ending June 80
1870 including half OF tho year 1870.
aud the coinage FOR the year ending
june so, 1917. Comprised half Of tho
year 1877.
business during 1877 was NJ . very
low ebb and little demand existed for
pcnnieA Few were mIntcd- therefore.
while In isga and 1878 tho call was ur.
gent IL Il doubtful 10 the exact mum.
Der stamped "is77" IL known oven 10
tho mint officers themselves An In.
qnircr was Informed by then In Fcbru.
airy, ls'S that lcsa than ten thousand
had been stNmpcd. This would mean
n ISSUE OF less than n million. In
point OF fact however. a IL probabis
mat the actual coinage was far iess
coin collector began In 1881 q record
OF the number of pennies pasainQ
through his hands. and took tho per
ccntagc OF 1877 To tho other datcA In
1881 he found the percentage 10 be oo.s.
Ina 1889 IL was .oos,. In 1888 II wa. oOsa,
In 1884 IL was .oo,s Tho record war
abandoned after that. but from tIms 10
time examinations were made which
showed tho percentage had moved
nearer tho zero point
An examination OF n quart OF pcnniee
collected this year from slot machine
showed but ono of the 1877 date TN
fortunately. the examiner did not learn
how many pennies there were in tho
lot 40 the present percentage can no,
10 given.
In n bankers window OF Nassau
street near Ann. In frame containing
sixteen OF 1877 date. showing that ons
man nj least has awakened 10 their
rarity. Ono collector who has been on
tho lookout since January. 1879 hrs
secured cighty-four OF this date Look
over your change hereafter and pick
out all the isy7's. ~ thoy are becoming
valuable. aud being current coin no
collection will be complots without
ono.--N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

BrRNfSoHAN. Ala. Nov. bat Col.
linsville' Ala. NJ one o'clock Thursday
morning. a gang OF fifteen white men.
well dressed, captured the railroad sta
ton and lay in wait for passenger train
No. /. Of the Queen and Crescent line.
from Cincinnati. for the Iurpo-e o.
robbing H. An officer appeared and
drove the gang sway. As the trair
pulled in four Of the robbers returned
and attempted 20 board H. The citi
zens and trainmen fred on the gang,
who fed 90 the woods One. who va,
slightly wounded, was captured. Om.
GERS are now securing the country.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

"A lake has wonderfully temper
~ effect on tho climate. ThuA. nc
,ording 20 NJ. Forcl. the quantity Of
seat accumulated In the lake OF Gene
va during the eummer OF 1880 WINS
equal TO that given of by the combns.
ton OF $1,000, 900 tons OF coal. or tho
amount carried by a coal train 1. 100
miles In length. The greater part Of
the heat Is discharged into tho air Of
the valley during the cold season. thus
producing milder temperature IN <u-
tumn and winter
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
IIcard 81 the rcars cnnrr....

RoME. Nov. u AT the international
Peace congress ia session IN this city.
leading speech was made by Mrs.
Mary Frost Ormsby. Of New York. who
is the head OF the American delegation
Mrs. Ormsby's subject was The real
cause and the real cure Of war" In
her opinion land monopoly is the pri-
mary cause Of war. The speech was
heard with close attention, and az the
close warmly applaudcd.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

ny r. JgFFEasoS COOLIDGE. ESQ. Z
HOaTON

M 5LFFbHsOH COOLIDGE ESQ. or
BOSTON.
Universal suffrage places the whole
power In the hands Of the wage earners.
and consequently the fate Of this great
republic depends on them.
Unless the wage earners are more in
telligent. more educated. more comfort
able--that l., more highly paid than
they have ever been in history they
Will suffer from poverty aud will take
by force the property which they can
not acquire ~ work. This would lead
ia the usual way % anarchy and
despOtism.
There Is but one way ~ keeping the
purchasing power Of wages high, and
hat Is ~ preventing the wage earners
from coming into competition with the
low wages 81 the rest 81 the world.
That Is protection.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
salisbury aud III RudInI Approv.d.

BERLIN, Nov. 1.-THE North German
Gazette, commenting on the recent
speeches Of Lord Salisbury and Mar
quis ID Rudini, concludes that Great
britain and Italy are actually resolved
TO throw into the scale a weighty word
10 maintain an equilibrium in Europe
II peace should be threatened. The
Gazette warmly commends Lord Sails.
bury's decision not 10 loosen the Eng.
lish hold Of Egypt
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

Breach Of Etiquet FIRST Chappio--
Did you heah the scandal about CholIie
Van Gwubbins? IL makes me shuddah
20 think what some Of tho fellahs Will
come 70. Second Chapple-Aw-what
was IT. deah boy. First chappie-He
was seen aw. walking down Fifteenth
street without his cane. can think
tho poah fellaw must be dementsd.
don't you know. Colorado Sun.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
AZ ice plrldrn1l nenlar..l-

BALTIMORE, Nov. II AT a meeting
'pf the B. & o. stockholders Wednesday
p 20 per cent dividend was declared.
hnd IL was resolved that an Issue Of the
common stock Of the company OF the
bar value of ~. O9d 600. be authorized.
|and the president and finance commit
tee empowered TO sell this issue. In
whole or in part at such times as may
be by them deemed expediept
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

FALL RIVER Mass Nov. f4-The
quarterly report Of corporations here
shows the continued depression u the
print cloth trade From the statistics
furnished BY q. ~ Hoford Co il al.
pears that nearly one-third Of them
have failed 20 pay dividends and others
are known % be drawing their surplus
funds
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18
widow and rhree chfId,eo Nf.,a.r.a

hLExASDHrA. Va. Nov y Mira
James Hines. a widow. and her three
children were murdered in their houso
In Fauquier county, and The house was
fred to conceal the crime The bodies
were badly burned before the fire could
be distinguished by reirhbors There
% no clew % The mnrllerera
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

WIsToS. vs. Va. Nov. IN r. Cor.
ley. Of Braxton county. was examining
8s-caliber self-acting revolver. which
had just returned from the shop where
II was undergoing repairs He was not
aware that 10 was loaded and began
swapping g. To his horror e went on.
striking his only daughter. twelve
years Of age. in the head. killing her
instantly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

JAcKsoS. Miss, Nov. ~ Xxx Presi
dent Hayes and son. and Dr. Curry. Of
Richmond, Va, were Ia this city Thurs.
day, az trustees Of the slater fund. in.
specting Jackson college and Tougalos
university, two colorcd institutions Of
learning IN this vicinity.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

The Poets Grievances. Editor
Binks has sued for Islander on that
change you made in his poem. Assist
ant--What change was lt2 Editor He
wrote IL Full oft the poet siogs." and
you mHds II loft full" stc--N. Y.
Truth
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

Telegraph Operator You'll have 10
pay this ia advance simpson Why. I
thought you always sent telegraph
messages 'on tick. "-BiBghAfnton Re
publicnu.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-11-18

--Dashnway-I have an old coat !
think you might wear. Uncle Jasper.
Uncle Jasper-Ise Obliged. sab. IA dat
coat n sack? ] amt got much use for
tail coat. sab Dashaway- Why. whats
the matter with a tail coat uncle7 TN.
Gle Jasper-Uml Mighty unhandy.
sab. getting over fences. --c1othIor and
Furnisher.