The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-15
BRIGHT BITS.
as THAT eagle thorough-bred?"

rs Tg4T eagle thorough bred''
How much du you want for him'''
why. do you sell whole eagle for half
eagle?"-HGrper'S Bazaar.
''Ir is a queer world, y said the deacon.
What leads you to make the observation, p"
asked the elder.
neighbors criticse me; when had only slow
one they laughed at me, nMlcolorddo Sun.
FAsHIoNABLE PHYsacIlS dn. surprise to pa
tient)-Wly, you 70 getting better.
Patients Yes, doctor.
Fashi nable Physician dhcensed)-well. didn't
| tell you there was no hope for you?
Patieat tmeekly)-YeS, doctor, you must ex-
cnse me; but couldn't help it.-Puck.
GIN GOING with Tom Trotter. the Yalevard
foot ball player, TO the reception tomorrow
night"
"How can you go with such a great over
grown boy?"
Why just think how he can break through
the rush-line for supper!'-Hdrper's Bazaar.
ONE NIGHT the Associated Press dispatches
noted the arrival at New York of a Transatlantic
steamer with $4,000, 900 i'm gold on board, and
the next morning the Tribune informed its
readers that the Golden Club of London had
81 600 600 in gold to this country to be used
in tho Ohio campaign to defeat Mckinley De
trou Free Press.
GRAY took those ladies' into the stock ex-
C0duEe, anu 0SpECISu TO near LQ6m complain
that there was so much noise that they couldn't
hear themselves think; but they didn't seem to
notice it at all | don't understand it.
Dunno, that's all right. Those ladies are
members of the sewing circle in our parish.
Boston Transcript.
MILLcEST's SIsrER-why do you look so
down in the mouth this morning. MIL?
Millcents Little Brother-You'd look that
way, too, Mabel, if you'd spent q half an hour
seeing Mr.. Cutey to tie door, like MI did last
night.
And the depths of Millicent's coffee cup
seemed to hav, an irresistible attraction lust
tnen.-Brooktys EGcse
THrs OCCURRED in city Sunday school The
teacher had been reading the story Of the centu-
rion who had great faith, and whose servant
was healed at the Lords word. The teacher
had dwelt on theilssson of the story, and had
seen that that was properly enforced; and then
she said to bright boy in the class: And now
can you tell me what a centurion is?"
~ es NJ" said the boy, very promptly, tits q
horse with mans head on him Christian
Register.
SALEsaAE-Vood re madame not like re bust
re great Napoleon? Very fine, Re madame
will have Ze bust, ceridinement>
Mrs. Silverlode tfrom Denver)-Yes, l would
like stachooette of Napoleon, but prefer one
showing the side face; it is much more
striking.
Salesman-Ah. re madame p-r-r-refer ze
p-r-rrofeal Wood re madame be so kind to
stand on re side OF re bust? All, zare is ze
prr-rofeel! Magnifque!-BrookIyn Life.
Mas. BLEw-Where is Robert?
Maj Green--He went into the dark room with
Ethel to develop a negative.
Mrs. Blew BY the time they've been gone,
fancy they are developing an affirmative.
Puck
MAJ. MURGArRoYD-My dear boy, pray re-
press your spirits. Remember this is a very
select ball You must not swear, laugh bolster
ously or drink too much champagne.
Ponsonby-But, major, If / behave myself
like a gentleman, people will take me for q
walter.-Smith- Gray Monthly.