The Rugby news. (Rugby, Morgan County, Tenn.) 1890-189?, 1891-02-14
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The worst thing in the mince pie is
the dream. Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Whether man falls in debt or in
love, the effect is abont the same
ftchison Globe. Ia -as ,.nnt
7-7SSEverything" = including dry rot
and old age-''comest to him who waits"
IN. Y. Picayune.
One man may start paper,~but it
takes good many to keep it going
Texas Siftingss a. as ,wan, III
-.fhe average wife hates to ask her
husband for money, and in most cases
he hates to have, her, r,--Somerville Jour
nal .@"
--Johnson-'''A so'Jimson has gone
to his ,reward?n, Brphsm Yes, poor
fellow, Pm afraid he has Y. Her
aid. - FF u 81 D... E@l4%.
Ask any woman what is woman's
most interesting age, and she will come
very near telling yoa how old she is
Atchson Globe. ..,
S'-"Did he enjoy himself?' s'Tremend-
ously." Made himself at home, eh?'
''No; made himself away from home.
That's how he came to have good
time. "-Harper's Bazaar.
"A mule would rather hear, himself
bray than to listen to anybody else's
music. A good many people are built
like him. RAMS, Horn "1F t'a q
-Harry-',Your remarks, Miss Jen-
ME, are so spiced with wit that they
quite take my breath away" Jennie
"rm glad of that, for your efforts with
cloves have been fat failures?"-N. Y.
Herald. ~ so'a sI.l' p
Encouraging Him. Nellie You're
a tinfid sort of a fellow, are you not,
William?', William Not particularly
1 guess. Why?" .Nellie-"Jennie said
you were afraid to kiss girl. boston
Herald. = Hl's'.- q, y - 80"
Amy with broken engagement, to
Mary, about to be married) )-''My dear
girl, do not make the mistake that did
with my Charlie. Don't ask George to
eat any Of your cookinguuntil after you
are married:"-N. Y. Herald. A~'
--"Tve been otfahed $5, 900 if Pdiw'ite
book on sassiety," said Rhinelander
de Pell. why don't you do it, deah
boy?' my fawther said he'd givem
4 $4,000 if wouldn't, don't you know
Harper's Bazar.n ~ # ~
sect me paper-cutter, Elinor, and
I'll give you Ave cents" ''But you
can't" "Why not, dearie?" so,
heard mamma say that if you had any
sense you wouldn't have stayed to din
ner on wash day.r---Jester. aaas
"A woman in Arizona recently killed
wildcat with a broom, and yet man
with all his wisdom and philosophy has
} never been able to kill the tamest kind
, of tommy with an iron bookjack. -
Rams Horn. ,aa.r Eet
-Gay-'I feel like a new man to-
} day." Bright-'Do you? Glad to hear
it. Perhaps you can see your way clear
. to pay that little BILL" Gay1''I'm a
new man, j told you. You can't expect
: me to assume the liabilities of the old
: concern. Boston Transcript,
, I'm the Matrimonial Office.--"Well,
5 here is phot graph of the lady whom
| have described to YOU" But, my
dear sir, according to this picture the
lady is much older, than you gave me
7 any reason to believe" 80, | assure
} that is very old photograph. - File
5 gende Blatter. .gNis,
Little boy (piclSing raspberries)-'l
7 say, ma, have some .raspberries got
\ legs?" Ma-Why, of conrse not, my
a child; why do you ask such a foolish
: question: Little Boy-l'sIf raspberries
Y haven't got any legs then swallowed
bug; that's ALL" - Cleveland Plair
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