St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-28

Democrats have been grievously disappoint-
ed because the national treasury continues
solvent" For disappointed" please read
surprised"
1t is universally understood in Pennsyl.
wanna that Mr.. Quay is privately at work
trying to secure a reelection to a seat in the
senate which he publicly declares he does
not want.
The cratic and fantastic New York Sun
calls the editor of the Evening Post '.Impu-
dentissimus-" But, like large majority of
new-coined words, idioms and hysLerical
metaphors uttered by the Sun, the grave of
innocuous desaetude yawns for, "lmpu-
dentissimus'' &
A Boston legend has it that Paderewsk
sleeps but two hours day. A name like that
is sufficient to keep man awake nights.
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The first congressman from Nebraska is
now respectable justice of the peace in
Missouri This fact aecentuates the great
truth that, no matter how low a man may
have once fallen, there is ever hope of true
repentance, true reformation and true re-
nunciation of the follies of misspent life.
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10y NAC dQOlllOu VI Jay GOulu has NEW
York's Four Hundred increased itself to 4O2,
or does your Uncle Jason count as but on
man?
ST. Pauls new auditorium will seat all th
gentlemen whom Milwaukee and Kansas
City may designate as distinguished delegates
to the next national Democratic convention.
They shall be provided with front seats. too,
and, as distanced but respected rivals, shall
be shown every consideration that courtesy
suggests.
In a palliative spirit a Republican organ
comes TO the front with the assertion that
steve Elkins was good 10y, and neve
ehewed, drank smoked nor sWore." With
due admiration for the spirit which prompts
this defense of one who actually requires
il, the unwelcome thought obtrudes itself.
neither did the man who bombarded Russell
Sage.
From real estate journal we CLEAN The
intelligence that in imitation of London,
Washington, d. c., Will have Rotten Row.
That appears to have been the chronic con-
ditiOn down there ever since the opening Of
congress.
The monkeys in the New York zoo are
down with the grip Hereafter dudes af-
ficted with this disease will lie estopped
from moving around freely among the zoo
monkeys. 1t Is the most efficacious way tC
quarantine against it.
Senator Plumb was printer; one of the
bold-faced type; seldom off his feet, and as
easy to justify as any other piece OF the SEN
atorial font.
The expression of Christmas comes bu
once year has Deen uttered and published
during the past two weeks with such logged
and voluminous pertinacity that it suggests a
suspicion that some one has been mendacious
enough to deny the proposition.
I'm Ward McAliister,
lam,
Bell sheep Of the
400
Jay Gould takes his cue
From me, same as
ShoTn lambs take their
Medicine from
Jay.
I'm in it
Deeper'n jay.
Ever see me lead the
German?
Guess not for you couldn't
Get inside the mystic
Circle
But it's walkover-
Out of sight.
Entire nous,
1t makes me dizzy
To think of it.
People imagine that mere
Wealth counts with us.
They err.
We demand blood
You might think you could
Get plenty of blood st
Slaughter house.
So you can,
But it isn't sufficiently
Cerulean.
Money and blood
That's the combination.
Barrels of money!
Quarts of blood
Then you are
In
It.