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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Notice to Parents,

AS many children make it a prac.
tise to jump on and off my trucks
while in motion, | hereby warn all
parents that | will not be responsible
for any injury sustained by children
while thus engaged, and desire all
children to keep off my trucks.
LOUIS BOURGEOIS.
HALEY, Idaho, May 8, 1891.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
"kcep 1t Out Of the Papers,

"keep it out of the paper" is the
cry which the local newspaper pub
Usher daily hears. To oblige often
costs considerable, though the party
who makes the request thinks tire
granting scarcely worth saying "thank
you" for. A newspaper is a peculiar
article IN the puhlit's eye. Tie news
gather-r is stormed ut because he
gets hold of one item, and is abused
b~causr he does no, get another.
Young men and often Young women,
as we'll as Older, perform acts which
b.comr legitimate items for publ.
cation and then rush to the newspa.
pr offices to beg the editors not
to notice their escapades. Tie
next day they condemn the same
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Remember.
soon forget

ALLcocK's are the only genuine
Porous PLAsTERs. They act quickly
and with certainty, and can be worn
for weeks without causing pain or III.
convenience. They are invaluable in
case of Spinal Weakness, HI iney and
Pulmonary Difficulties, Malaria, Agu-
Cake. Strains, Rheumatism and all
Local pains.
Beware Of limitations, and do not be
deceived ny misrr presentation. Ask
for ALLcoCK's, aud let no solicitation
or explanation induce you to accept a
substitute.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
He Should be COurimartialed,

Company F, from Haley, is a fine
body Of men. They came to the cap.
tia on short notice, aud are not as
strong numerically Us if they had been
given more time for preparation.
Captain D. ". Higgins is in command
IT thu forty men he brought, aud his
subalterns are First Lieutenant w. T.
Kennedy and Second lieutenant S.
&. join. -Statesinau.
Some rascal is evidently imperson-
a,ing Lieutenant John, who is at his
desk in tie County Clerk S office here.
The offender should be court. martlaled
aud shot without delay.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

paper for not having published IN.
other party doing the same thing they
were guilty OF, forgetting, apparently,
their late visit to the printing Office.
he subscribers expect to read the
news, and there is always wonder
when, for char,t,'s sake, an item o.,
the street aud in evevbod, 5 mouth !.
not found in the next issue OF the
paper.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Cuticura keSOlvent

The new Blood and Skin Purifier and gveateAi
of Humor Remedies, cl.anses the blood of
all impurities and poisonous elt lnents. and thus
removes the canse. while CCTiCuRA the great skin
cure and CUrtcURA SOAP, All exquisite skin beau.
tier clear the skin and scalp, and restore the hair
Thus the CrTlCURA REMEpIAs cure every species
of itching. burning. scaly, pimply. aud bio. hy
skin scalp, and blood diseases, from pimPles to
sictans fail,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Female Help Wanted.

A lady who will do Writing for me
at her own home will rect i've good
wages. Address, with self addressed,
stamped envelope, Miss Flora d.
Jones, South Bind, Ind, Proprietor
Of the Famous blush of Roses" Tor
the Compile xion.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
At Home:
II e n d ri c K
the
Jeweler.
Call.

Would You avoid the rocks and
quicksands which have proved the
ruin of a great multitude setting out
on the voyage of lite? If so, lose no
time IN securing the "Science OF
Life"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Notice..

All parties Indebted to me will
please call aud settle by the first OF
May, as after that date | shall place
all my accounts in the hands of Lens
mon & Boone for collection.
w. +. KENNEDY.
HALEY, IDAHO, April u, 1891.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

We began giving them TO him he wss en- tir.ly we'll,
and not q spot o.. him. Ills hair began growing
right of. and We thought he won always be
bald hesded. There WIS not . spot on hts whole
body. face. and head only hrs nose aud ewes, but
what was as raw Ms beef-steak. 30 poor there was
not anyth ng but bones. and 40 weak he could
raise neither hand nor head.
Mis-. FRANK BARRETT, Winfield. Mich.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

tered him for two
weeks. and he GOT
worse all the time /:
and then I took him 70
jackson, ~ \ doctor
who attends especially
TO skin diseases. and
tn an he got worse than
ever. Then I told my
husband We had better
try the u TICuRA REM.
EDlrs any way: did
net have any idea they
would d. any good.
but In les. than two
months from the time
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

icy Location no.,ces. Tor both lode
and placer claims, for sale at the
TINES Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Raw as Beef.Steak.
Baby's Fearful Suffering from Skin Dis
ease Covering En- ire Body
Cured by Cuticura.

Ny baby was taken very sick when he was three
months old and III = few days began breaking out
We employ ed both Of the home doctors, and they
could nothing for him. Then sent for The
best doctor In Eaton kaptds, Mich aud he doc
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

Bold everywhere. Price, CrTIcuRA, soc: Soar
25c; REsoLvENr. 81. Prepared by the PorrEa
DRU0 AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION, Boston.
~ Send for "Huw t. Cure Blood Diseases"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Wood River Railroad Time Table
LOCAL JUfTlNGS.

LOCAL JVfTlNGS.
A carload Of ore was shipped from
this station yesterday.
You can get bargains at Friedman s.
John Thomas and Fred. Bradley
were the only Haley visitors to BOISE
who returned on to-day's tram.
Smoke DAvey's home made Cigars.
Five carloads Of ore left this station
to. dav-of winch three cars were from,
the Haley SampIiug Works, and two
from ketchum.
You can save time and money by
getting your loans through
LENNON u BOONE.
The weather yes erday was quite
cold, and the tender plants and ttuit
buds may have sustained slight dam.
age III consr quence.
Purdum, the ice man, will deliver
Ice every day, through the sum-
mer. All persons needing ice can .eave
orders at Alex. W,liman's, AMI they
will bt promptly attended to.
Judge Stccks layer will hold term
of the Fourth judicial District Court
in B, llevue, Logan county, Ma, Both
inst }, and one IN sla,ley, 'beginnlng
June 10th, proxlmo.
The famous Salt Lake Beck Beer
on draught at John Murphy's Gre.
morne Saloon, upper Main street.
Judge Stockslager got back 70. day
from Gilmore county, where he went
to hold term OF court, and left this
afternoon for st. Louis, Intending to
return in about two weeks.
The old Weber barber shop is now
owned by Weaver u Carson, new
firm composed Of Merit. Weaver and
David NJ. Carson-two as thorough
artists as ever lathered a brush or cut
hair.
The bodies of Samuel Clemens and
his partner, who were buried by u
snowsliae in Custer county, last Feb
ruary, we're recovered few days ago.
They were some distance apart.
Insure your property in reliable
companies. None others are repre-
sented by LENNON 4 BOONE.
There will be services at the Cath
ole church in Bellevue on Sunday
MAY 18th, and in Haley on Sunna.
May 3lst. Mass at 10 o'clock a. M,
and evening services at s o'clock.
John O'Brien, of the Wood Rivel
Meat Market, keeps nothing but the
choicest meats on hand. Try him.
Company F did not return from
Boise on to-day's train, as expected.
Thsre was dance there, last night,
and the boys could not think OF com
ing home without taking near look
ut the bellies OF Boise.
The Smoky read will be passahle
for loaded teams in a couple OF werks,
and the ore which was extracted dur.
ing the past SIX months from the
claims in the Smoky district will be
brought in and shipped to the smelters
Services in Episcopal Church Hal
ley, Idaho: Morning on second and
fourth Sundays, and evening on frs,
and third Sundays in every north
Fifth SUNDAYS by special appointment.
G.. w. g. VAN WINKLE, Rector.
The street bitches are running full
of water, and the supply of that indis
pensahie element available for garden
use is therefore ample. II it continues
so during the summer the gardens
about town will make glorious
showing.
A big white tent will cover the va.
cant lot opposite the drpo', next Tues
day. Nav l2t,. in which there will ap,
pear McFaiden's Doub Uncle Toms
Cabin Company. The play will be
presented in a grand AID realistic
manner by a company Of able artists.
The scenery to be used is very COM
plete. The company number 30
people.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
A Big WHITE TENT !!
Now laugh to think of it. then cry with
joy, for
Tuesday, May 18th,

ION vacant lot opposite Depotl
McFADDEN'S MAMMOTH PAVILION DOUBLE
UNCLE TOMS CABIN CO. will appesr in this
grand. reAli site play with a company Of players
carefully selected for their artistic ability TO fill
the requirements OF the play.
2 Topsys,
2 Markses,
2 Mul,s,
9 Shetland Ponies,
10 Bloodhounds,
10 Musicians,
% Performers,
s Jubilee Singers
Brass Baud and Orchestra,
Cars Special Scenery.
GRAND, FREE STREET PARADE at - O'Clock,
rain or shine.
@vACANT LOT, OPPOSITE DEPOT. W
ADMISSION Children, % cents; adults rs c. nts
Reserved Seats. 81. Seats on sale At the Alturas
Hotel
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

RARv'c Skin and scaip purified and beauti.
O~Os ~ fed by CUTICuRA SOAP. Absolutely
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

W Blank Pools of Labor are
Tor sale ct this Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09
Salary $25 Per Week.

Wanted Good Agents 10 sell our General line
OF merchandise. No reddliug, Above salary will
be paid TO live" agents.
For further Information address:
CHICAGO GENERAL SUPPLY CO..
mhlly1 i78 West Van Buren, st, Chicago, Ill
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1891-05-09

guilty partirs.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
Skill to Rouse One.

A young woman unconsciously struck
the keynote of conversational ability in
her comment the other day upon q
friend: II like to talk to hira,'' she
said emphatically; che makes me think
of something to say" The ability to
draw out ones companion in converse
ton is far greater and rarer than the
possession of huency in expressing
ones own opinions, says the New
York Times. A persistent tallSer, even
if brilliant, becomes tiresome after a
little. Said clever hostess, planning
q dinner which she wished specially
successful: II can't ask Mrs. s.,
though on some accounts should like
TO; she talks SO increasingly that she
soon depresses the company" A man
expanded the same idea little more
when he said he enjoyed encountering
a. person slow to awaken to the spirit
of conversation. ''There is no game, :"
he says, Gin these brilliant people, who
meet you alert, many-sided, responding
Instantly to every subject suggested.
All you can do is to go down before
them; while the other sort it is a
pleasure and subtle fattery to ones
slkin to rouse and develop"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
True to life.

An italian paper, II Carlino, recalls a
practical joke that appeals to our sym
'pathy as well as to our sense OF humor.
"A painter had been commissioned to
paint the image Of saint on the refec-
tory wall Of convent. The price stip-
ulated was very low, but it was agreed
that the painter should have his meals
at the expense Of the convent until the
work was finished. But the only food
supplied to the poor artist was bread,
onions and water. The day for unveil-
ing the fresco at length arrived. The
friars stood round the artist, the curtain ain
was removed It was no doubt 9 very
fine picture, but the saint had his back
turned toward the spectators. w y. nat l
does this mean?'' shouted the indignant nd Z
prior Padre, I was compel lied 70 paint
H. picture as you see i, for the saint "a
con- q not bear the SINE ct onions.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
TENNYSON TRlCkED.
The laureate the Victim of q Professor
of Legerdelnain.

The Laureate the Victim of a Professor
of Legerdemain.
One of the most communicative
among Lord Tennyson's neighbors is
the village barber, who, like most Of his
kind, adapts himself to many trades
and callings. This tonsorial artist is
also in demand at entertainments for
the display of his talent as q con- juror.
On certain occasion, says a London
paper, he was invited to give an e1hi-
bition before Tennyson and a small
party of guests, and he tells with SUI
preme satisfaction how he puzzled the
great poet by one of his feats of presti-
digitation. It seems that he counted
out ten shillings into Lord Tennyson's
hand, telling him to hold them tightly.
But few minutes afterward, when he
required the money again, there were
only eight shillings. The look of aston
ishment on his lordship's face was indie
scribable while the laughter of the
other guests at the situation was unmis-
takably hearty. In this hilarity, it is
needless to say, the poet most good
temperedly joined. With the license
usually claimed by such performers the
amateur professor of legerdemain said:
81 don't doubt yer honesty, my lord, but
gave YOU ten shillings. will now try
her ladyship' with the result, of
course, that he found more than he
wanted. At the conclusion Of the en-
tertainment Lord Tennyson expressed
his pleasure at the exhibition, and did
so, as the delighted barber tells his
friends, in these terms: ''Your feats
were very clever, Mr.. and it is a
great credit to the village that it can
boast of such talent"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
SUM MONS.

>TATE Qg DENIM MINNESOTA y1 County Of Hep AZ?
rict.
Patrick Ring, plaintiff. VS.. Fred a: Kinney
Welcome; Fred Libbert, David G. Bell Invest
ment Company. Walter F. Stetson, Frank B.
GreensIit, Samuel n. Barker, Bruno Bernier,
W. Graves, W. K. Morrison & Co., Fred Low,
Julius Bickner, Charles De " array, Charles w.
Stubbs, John Hasselberg, Gustav A. Carlson,
Henry Yost and Louis Y st. partners as Henry
Yost & Bro; James q. Glass and Daniel II.
McEwen, partners as Glass b McEwen; John F..
Wilcox Eriek 1. Newell. Minnesota Electric
Co John 81. Davis Oscar Ebei and Matthias
Husser, partners as Ebel e. Husser. and George
NJ. Harley, defendants.
State of Minnesota to the above named de
PENDANTS:
You and each of you are hereby summoned
and required to answer the complaint o. the
plaintiff in the above entitled action, which
clerk Of said district court at the city Of Min
neapolis. Comfy of Henuepin, State of Mime
sOta, and to file your answer to said complaint
in the said flee Of the clerk of Said court with
in twenty days after the service of this cum
mons upon, you, exclusive Of the day of such
said complaint within the time aforesaid.
plaintiff IN this action will apply to the court
for the relief demanded in said complaint.
You and each OF You are hereby notified that
this action is brought for the foreclosure of q
mechanics lien and that no personal claim is
plaintiff except the defendants. Fred ibhert,
Fred H. Kinney and George N. Welcome.
Dated July S1st, 1901
Plaintiffs Attorney, +
Minneapolis, MINI.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
American Dress makers.

"Ehe employees Of modistes are Amer
loans as rule" says a, ehodiste; 1.yet
ladies who patronize them think their
gowns are made by real Partisan dress
makers: Modistes tried the experiment
of importing dressmakers from Paris,
|! but they did not give satisfaction, and
(it was soon found that American wom-
en- were better; SO they were employed.
/ have found that the American dress
makers are really superior to the
French and English. They have better
taste and more skill in adapting styles
and making gowns. The honest dress
makers in New York-those who are
distinctly American in everything, in
Guiding name-do not succeed very
well, because the women of this coun-
try like to DO humbugged, as they are
being humbugged. A Partisan stamp
lis the most important part of mo-
diste's stock in trade"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
PROBATE NOTICE.
4. A. DAILY,
ATTORNEY for Assignee.

cTATE OF MINNESOTA. County of Henne-
y pin.-PrObate Court.
in the matter of proving the alleged last will
and testament of Wesley Redhead deceased.
whereas, Marcus M. Norton of the County of
Polk and State Of Iowa. has delivered to the
Probate Court of the County of Hennepin, an
instrumen, in writing, purporting to be a copy
Of the last will and testament OF Wesley Red
head, late OF said Polk County deceased, and
filed herewith his petition to said Probate
Court praying that the said instrument may be
proved and admitted to probate, and that let
tiers testamentary be granted thereon to Annie
: Redhead, George 8. Redhead and Marcus N :.
Norton.
1t is ordered, that said petition be heard and
the proofs of said alleged will be taken at a
special term of this Court, to be held at the
Court House, in the City of Minneapolis, in
said County, on Monday. the 10Th day of October.
1891, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, when all per-
sons interested az appear for or contest the
probate of it; and that notice of such hearing be
given to all persons interested, by publishing
this order once in each week for three success
i've weeks prior to said day of bearing, in The
Irish Standard, newspaper printed and pub
'e Dated D at Minneapolis, this goth day OF Sep
TENDER, 1891.
By the Court: j. 4. CORRlGAN,
Judge Of Probate.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
THE MOVEMENTS or COMETS
Under the Influence of the Suns Attrac

I
ton.
Few of the ancient philosophers more
than dimly suspected the true relation
which comets sustained to the solar
system. Tycho Brahe, observing the
comet OF 1877, was the first to catch
on to the fact that they were far be-
yond the limits of our atmosphere and
might be assigned to the planetary re-
gions. Kepler, carly in the next CEN
fury, confirmed this conclusion, and
Newton awaited himself of the appear
ance of the great comet of 1880 to make
a. vigorous investigation Of the question,
and he demonstrated that comets move
in long ellipses around the sun in obe-
dience to his attractive force, and that
their motions are in accordance with
the same laws that govern the planets
in their COURSES He also showed that
their motions might be computed with
the same accuracy that had been applied
to the planets.
HALEY some years later completed
the solution Of the problem of subject
ing the motions of comets to numerical
computation. He collected all the OBJ
servations. of comets he could procure,
and found there was a remarkable SIM
ilarity in the orbits of comets appearing
in 1852, 1907, 1881, 1856 and 137s-the
average term between succeeding ap-
pearances being tri1ie over seventy
five years. He predicted that the comet
would make it's next visit to our system
in 1853 or 1864 prediction that was
realized. AS already stated, this comet
made it's visit to these regions in 1885,
It is certain that it will return to our
skies once more about the end OF Feb
ruary, 1911.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
No Actresses in Japan.

Women do not appear on the Japan
csc stage, female parts being played by
men, who often make these roles their
speciality, cultivating and using their
voices always in a thin, high falsetto.
The makeup, the voice, gait, action
and manner of some Of these actors are
wonderful, and Genoslxe, the greatest
impersonator of female characters,
when dressed for the part Of some no.
BILE heroine, is an ideal beauty OF the
delicate aristocratic type, says writer
in the Cosmopolitan. Outside the great
theaters, in plays and side-show enter
tainments, that may be compared with
our dime museums, woman is occasion
ally found on the stage.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
FRANKS OF HOSPITAL NURSES.
The Joke Played Upon Swell Young
! Doctor,

The Joke Played Upon Swell Young
! Doctor.
: Once in awhile a hospital gets nurse
who is full of mischief whose capers
keep the whole staff ON the lookout for
practical jokes. And one of this kind,
Miss H, was few years ago in one
of the largest of local institutions. At
that time, says the Philadelphia In
:quirer, visiting physician on duty was
a very swell young M. D., who often
made his rounds after supper arrayed
in dress suit. Miss H didn't like
this and thought up a scheme to remedy
it. One of the patients was d man,
who entered into the secret, and Miss
# rubbed upon his wrists and hands
coating of vaseline. Pretty soon the
swell young practitioner put in an ap~
pearance, dressed for a dance. He saw
his other patients and then visited the
man referred to. The doctor wore the
thinnest of dainty white gloves, and
after feeling the sick mans pulse was
surprised to find them covered with a
greasy substance. He raised row
about it, but nobody would discipline
Miss H, and it was noticed that the
doctor never appeared at the hospital
afterward in a Dire SIS suit.
The funniest feature of hospital life,
the nurses say, lies in the fact that
about seventy-fve per cent. of young
unmarried men fall in love with them.
When q nurse pulls a young fellow
through a siege of serious Illness he
seems to feel in duty bound to propose
marriage to the nurse.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
QUEEN vlcToRiA's NIGHTcAP.
How She Took Glass Of Grog with Her

How She Took q Glass of Grog with Her
Sailors.
An allusion, which saw in a London
letter published by one of the New
York newspapers, to Queen Victoria's
.fondness for ..nightcap'' in the shape
of Aud Kirk whisky and Apollinaris,
writes the Marquise de Fontenoy, re-
minds me of an incident which took
place on one occasion on board the roy
al yacht Victoria and Albert, says a
writer in the Kansas City Journal. The
queen and her ladies had settled them
selves in what they considered to be a
very sheltered place, protected by the
.paddlebox. Suddenly she observed a
;commotion among the sailors, little
knots of men talking together in nys-
FERROUS manner. First one officer came
up, then another, looking puzzled, and
at length the captain appeared.
The queen, whose curiosity had been
aroused, asked what was the matter
and laughingly inquired Of the captain
whether there was going to be a mutt
ny on board. The captain replied that
he did not know what would happen
unless her majesty was graciously
pleased to remove her seat.
Move my seat!'' exclaimed the queen.
.stWhy should I? What harm am / do
ing here?"
swell, ma'am," said the captain,
''the fact is that your majesty is sitting
up against the door of the place where
the grog-tubs are kept and so the men
cannot have their grog."
ooh! very WE'LL" smiled the queen,
81 will move on one condition, namely,
that you bring me a glass of grog.'
This was done and after tasting it the
queen said: 81 am afraid ( can only
make one remark, and that is that it
would be very good if it were a little
stronger"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1891-10-17
PROBATE NOTICE.

cTATE OF MINNESOTA, County Of Henne-
- pin.-PrObate Court
In the matter of the estate Of Hans Anderson,
On reading and filing the final account Of the
administrator Of the esta' OF SAD deceased, ana
his netition praying for the allowance of said
acconnt and for decree assigning the residue
of said estate to the persons by law entitled to
the same:
general term of said Court to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis. In said
County, on Monday the I'd dav OF November,
rice Of snch hearing be given to all persons in
terested, By publishing this order once in each
week for three successive weeks prior. to said
day Of hearing In The Irish standard neWspa-
dated at Minneapolis this 9th day of October,
1891. 80 cnpnrn.N
- - Judge of Probate.