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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
RIVAL GAS COMPANIES AT WAR.

Tho Williamsburg Gaslight company h"e VO
Jraee osborne In the City Court. an injunction
,.s,ra,nlne the Equity Gasgnt Company, the Equity
Passwords Construction Company aud John Deviln,
contractor from laying gasppes in Broadway or eise
where above the pipes of the plaintiff Ihe Equiv
COMPANY had begun to lay pipes in Broadwsy
Roeblingst. and Driggs-avc The plaintn says '"~'
the Equity Company has no right to lay pipes az a
nar,.r mas been forfeited The two gas companies
r an war and IL Is said that the present action IS d"
attempt on the part of the Williamsburg Company W
DESTROY its rival An order TO show cause why tne
function should not continue Is returnapie OH on"'
next.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
THE FIRE RECORD.
LEAKING ELECTRICITY CAUSES A Z

LEAKING DELIGHTFULLY."- CAUSES a BLhLt
A fire yesterday morning in Dennetts Dairy, in the
rear OF No. 80 Park Row, caused by the improper
Insulation OF the wires Of the United States Electric
Lighting Company. The leakage from the wires which
were bare in some places, set the WOODWORK OF the
dining room on fire. The fire smoudered for some time
between the walls, and IL necessary 10 destroy
good deal OF the woodwork 10 put out the flames.
ID. A. X. smith, manager Of the establishment, threw
water upon the flames, and the electricity ran from
the pipes along stream Of water his hand knock
ing him down and hurting the bucket some distance
away.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
RAYONNE

Ono hundred delegates from the Hudson County
Women's Christian Temperance Unions held their an
nual convention yesterday in the Monroe Memorial
Methodist Episcopal Church OF Bayonne These omcers
vera reelected Mrs. E. r. MacMinn, president; Miss
A. s. Wirgns corresponding secretary; Miss L. Jack
SON. recording secretary Miss L. NJ. Gardner treasurer
RESOLUTIONS condenlnng Governor Abbetts action on
the Police Maron bill for Jersey City and the County
Hoard of Excise act were passed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
FLAMES IN A FIFTH. AVE HOUSE.

A fire discovered by policeman early yester-
day morning in the home of John Hall Watson, No
OIL Fifth-avc. IL started In the laundry and had
made considerable Roadway when the fremen arrived.
and the housekecper, Nora Murphy. and her nephew,
John Butler, were the only persons In the house at
the time They were asleep the top floor and did
not awaken until the nremen entered the house The
damage about 81 800. The cause is unknown.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
SHIPPING NEWS.

Port OF NEW YORK OCT. 10 1871
ARRIVED.
Steamer TrescO (Bt Barber Sourabaya Aug Probongo
rs Sept with Mose Bros vessel 10
Simpson, spence * Young. Arrived at tho Bar at I'm.
Steamer City ef Agra tBr Greves. sourabaya Aug w.
samarang - Colombo sept u, Malta 10. Gibraltar Oct .
sugar Brown Bros Co; vessel TO master Arrived Al
the Bar AZ am, -
Steamer California Ger) Droscher hamburg Sept 80 with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
DEATH OF MRS. RUFUS STORY.

Mrs Rufus Story died yesterday morning In
Bayonne " j. at the family, homestead in East
Firstrst She was seventy-fve years old, and was
the second wife OF the late Rufus Story. She
had been Ill some time. Her two children. Mrs.
David H. Rowland, of Bayonne, and Mrs Charles c.
Marshall of New York, survive her. They Will receive
her life interest in the estate valued at $9oooooo
Mrs Story furnished the Story Hospital, which was
erected by her daughters, and did much charitable
work
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
ACCUSING A YOUNG WOMAN OF BIGAMT.

ACCUSING A YOUNG WOMAN OF biUAM' ~
Mrs Angelina Smith, a young woman living at NO.
on Newell.st. was charged with bigamy in the Lee
Avenue Police Court yesterday. The complainant was
Charles Smith, Of No 12G Manhattan-ave VINO sad no
had married the defendant in 1885, They did not i've
happily together and separated In May, lo0o'
the Young wife was married to Charles f. ferieS, :"
the Lafayette Methodist Episcopal Church 'orsey -.
~ ~ d. q plight Perera was in court when
az ronnc woman WAS called before the magistrate ana
admitted that they had been married in Jersey otS
The court dismissed the complaint on the groui n va
II had no Jurisdiction In the matter the one"0 "
been committed in New-Jersey.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

THE REV. f. II. wELLMAN TO SUCCEED DIR. BUM.
The Rev. Edward IL. Wcliman. OF East Cieveiano'
Ohio where he is rector of ST. Paus Episcopal Chureh
has accepted call TO the Church Of the Atonemeh, 70
sucoeed Dr. A. c. Bum, who left it TO become chapan
OF the Church Charity Foundation. Mr.. Weimah Is
about thirty years old. and was born IN brooky'
ne was at one time assistant minister in Holy Trinity
church rar,em and later rector of church in Belle
willie. Ohio He will take charge of his new church III
South Brooklyn In a fortnight.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
pARKvILLE.-A large barn, the property OF a

,PARKvILLE.-A large barn, the property OF a
farmer named James Lott OF Parkville, was totally
destroyed by fire at o'clock yesterday morning.
Four horses and two farm wagons together with a
auantity OF farming machines and harness con
srned by the fire. An effort was made by the farm
hands 10 rescue the horss, but the flames and smoke
drove the men back. The BlythebOurne fire company
and the Pakvlle truck and hose companies responded
TO the alarm but their efforts to the building
nnavailing. The loss is about 5000.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

iegiate Reformed Church, Ffh-ave. and Twentynnth
and the Rev. w. II. +. Faunee, oil the film avenue
Baptist Church. programme Of Englbh paiisas ooh'
ssng OF solos, ducts and quartcts will be given by the
NevYork English Ballad Company. 1t is expected that
there will be large attendance. Is these meetings were
extremely popular last year.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

Harvest time with us. The excel
lence of our rightly made clothing and
the knowledge that it is ready Tor
instant use, encourages the habit OF
waiting until the season demands a
change.
Now we are serving many men who
formerly went to their tailors weeks IN
advance or waited impatiently II late
in ordering. Autumn Suits or over
coats, s15 to $50.
AS good clothes for boys as for men,
and full stocks Of Hats, Shoes and
Furnishings. Of the latter we call
attention to several lines of remarkably
handsome underwear, at prices much
below intrinsic value, and a display OF
Neckwear that is most attractive.
Stores open this evening.
ROGERS, PEET & co.
.EEsSAsRSENsEAr| e Ss:::a.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
SOCIAL PREsBYTERIAYs TO MEET.

Tho first social meeting the Presbyterian Union Of
ssswyork CITY, for this will be held on Monday
evening In the Assembly Rooms of the Metropolitan opera
Mouse The topic for discussion Will be, care OF the
Nnd ana Body Related TO Church Work." and the
s.eskess vii 10 the Rev. Dr.. D. J. Burrei Of the Col
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

Fire broke out Thursday night In large and hand
some cottage Pelham Manor owned by X. c. Black
and occupied by w. IL. Stephens. The building TO-
tally destroyed but most Of the valuable furniture and
paintings saved The loss is about SIS 900, which
Is fully covered by insurance The Ore caused by
defective furnace In the cellar.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
PIAINFIELD.

Mrs. John Bengston, Of Fourth-st gave birth to
triplsts yesterday. Two were boys and one a girl.
Mr. Bengston Is swede his wife German. All are
In good health. Plainfeld has never been honoed
In such way before
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
NEWARK.
A GAS TANK BLOWS UP.

GAS TANK BLOWS UP.
An .rn,osion followed by the upward rush OF ehee1
~ fame startled the $50 employees OF the crescent
Connor, in N. factory. at Fourtccnth-s and Sixth
ave. In Newark, at 5 p. m yeso ru"y' Lno'
some excitement, but no panic. About eighty Iarus
from, the factory Is the manufacturing plant OF o
comnanv The gas tank fifty feet In diameter
and IL was incloscd II a brick building AT the hou,
named the tank suddenly exploded ana sno'V u
fame shot up into the air. Two OF the walls "o,o
blown down and the bricks sent hying IN al ae n
rect0ns The tank snn was o tbs EXPLOSION was heard all
over the upper section OF the city Inc POND oDd who
eould give any Information In regard to the cause OF
the explosion The factory is one OF the hheS h''ou
up establishments in the country
katharine Dunn, twenty-five years old, was reported
missing last Wednesday and has not been found. she
came from Philadelphia 10 Newark several months
AGO and lived with Mrs. James Curran, her marrieu
sister ut Summer-ave. and Cronc-st she leiI o"e
house on Wednesday night to buy a postage stamp
and did not return. The girl Is comely ana mas oil
excellent character.
Health Inspector Miller inspected all the conslgh
ments of grapes arriving yesterday, and condemned
900 crates Of the Concord variety. lie also Nsleu
all the wholesale dealers and condemned al eIapoS
ftnud without exception. The grapes were covered
with the powder known as the Bordeaux in n do
There was much feeling among the dealers VINO NC
nounccd the seizures arbitrary ana unnecessary.
Jacob suphen who committed suicide at M S9tr
st9wn By shooting on Ih fn au MAJ 1s7G until
November, 1882 Upon quitting the once MI: SuD
phen went to Morrstown to live He was member
OF the South Park Presbyterian Church
Charles J. Brown, agent for the Progressive Benefit
Order of Massachusetts,, who has an office at No ~
Broadst was arrested yesterday and held In SI,VOo
Dcpne nv state Insurance Commissioner Duryee, who
saws that the concern was not incorporated under te
NewJersey laws and had no legal right to DO business
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
CARI,STADT

Phillip Koehler, German laborer committed sui
eide yesterday by shooting himself through the head
on the baseball grounds. Death was instantaneous
lie was sixty years old and unmarried
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

Mrs Winslews Soothing Syrup for children
eethinR softens the gums, reduces Inflammation aaJs
paE cures wind collie and darrheea % cent? boStle
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

On THE GROUND FLOOR.
Rockwood's Ne% photographic establishments mas tne
POSING ROOM ON THE GROUND FLOOR
Open evenings ,44O Broadwy. H0thst Holland BudingD
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
Announcements.

Beware of a slight irritation of the throat Keep
box OF Brunmels Celebrated Cough Drops IN the house
Genuine have A. H. b. each drop. Sold everywhere
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

HEALTH FooD CoMPANY's GLUTEN SUPPos
TORIES cure constipation and piles. BY mall, DOC
oil Fifth Avenue New.York. and all druggists.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC.

TO-DAY.
Sun rises $40 sets6l8 Moon rise $50 Moons agel5
HIGH WATER.
Dsandv HOOK 5;Os GOV. Island 7:23 Hell Gate 9:l6
Wssndy Hook 1888 Gov. Island 7:55 Hell GAto 9:4S
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-17

HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. d.,
30 WEST S9THST.
Innotency and Sterity. Hours 8 to l. 70 b.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
BI.URT.
MaytOwn Missiles.
Nov. g..

Prof. n. f. Randolph, representing the
Blue Grass National Building and Loan
Association, Lexington, KY, gave Il few
of our citizens splendid lecture Satur-
day night on Building and Loan ASCOT
atoms, and at the close sold 20 shares in
few minutes and organized Local
Board by electing the following officers:
w. w. Marker, President; Jordan Wills,
Vice President; f. b. May, Secretary
and Treasurer; |. w. Rose, Attorney {;
Drectors-A. @. Swango, W. p. Sample,
II. A. Childers NJ w. Pieratt and Jas.
+ Wright. Young men certainly ought
to flock to this Association by the hun
dreds.
George Rogers has to have water haul
ed a half-mile to run the Maytown Mills,
and in ten days from today, if it does
not rain, will have to bring it two miles
or more.
&C Pieratt, whose sickness we men
toned last week, is no better Misses
Jones and Ingram are thought to be inn
proving slowly.
Nov. 8. WINGLEss.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
MORGAN COUNTY.
Eel EvoIutions.

Last Saturday while Kits Combs and
family were absent, his house caught
fire and burned down. He had been
smoking before he left home and thinks
a coal from his pipe caused the fire. II
people would treat tobacco like the peo-
pie Of Ohio did the "Third Party" 1t
would soon be thing Of the past.
Pasture is generally contracted for by
the acre, month or season, but last week
Miss Mamie Cox closed a contract for a
supply of Goodpaster for life. We refer
to the marriage of William Goodpaster
and Miss Mamie Cox, Rev. JAS Puget
officiating.
Say, people. did you know that T. +.
Carr was still selling school books awful
cheap For instance, BOnnell's Compost
ton, and Young's Civil Government, 81
each, and all other school books in pro-
portion. T
Mrs. Emma Lumpkins has bought of
Mrs. Mary Nickel what was formerly
the "Lum" Maxey property at this
place.
Walker Nickel last week shot gray
eagle that measured seven feet from tip
to tip and weighed sixteen pounds.
b. +. Davis and Matilda Quicksall are
attending the Alliance State meeting at
Elizabethtown, Ky.
Mr. Randolph, representing building
and loan association, was in town several
days last week.
G G.. Heggamiah was in this locality
last week looking after the lumber in
terest.
George Robinson, one Of CamptOn's
enterprsing merchants, was in town Sun
day.
+. f. johnson had good cow to die
last week from eating crushed cane stalks
Miss Rachel Nickel is home from col
lege on a short visit.
Nov. 8. BLURT.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13

The average assessed value of land in
Kentucky is $9.49 per acre.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
NEW YORK.

On Tuesday of last week elections were
held for Governors and other State Off
GERS and Legislatures in Ohio, New York,
Pennsylvania, Iowa, Nebraska, South
Dakota and Mississippi. Official figures
have not all been received, but enough
Is known for us to announce that the
Democratic party has come out of the
contest with flying colors and the scalps
of several heretofore solid Republican
States hanging at their belt. In New
York, the great pivotal State, which has
decided every Presidential election for
the past twenty-five years, the Democrats
have swept the field, electing Roswell p.
Flower for Governor by plurality of
about $4,000 over Fasset, Republican.
They have also elected all of their State
ticket, and probably a majority of the
General Assembly.
MASSACHUSETTS,.
Massachusetts has again left her Re-
publican moorings and for the first time
in thirty years has reelected Demo.
cratic Governor. Russell, Democrat, has
q plurality over Allen, Republican, of
about 1000. The remainder Of the Re.
publican State ticket is elected by small
pluralities, Returns on the complexion
of the Legislature are not all in and it is
not known which party has control of it,
but it Is probable that the Republicans
will have majority on joint ballot.
OHIO.
The Republicans have captured Ohio,
lock, stock and barrel" Campbell, the
Democratic candidate for Governor, made
grand fight, but was not able to over
come the tremendous odds againt him.
Mckinley, Republican, is elected Cover
nor by plurality of about 2l,40O, with
the remainder of the State ticket and
the Legislature also Republican.
PENNSYLVANIA.
Pennsylvania elects the Republican
ticket by a majority of from 10000 to
$4,000. The Legislature is also largely
Republican and the proposition to hold a
constitutional convention is defeated by
regular land slide.
The result in Iowa is very close with
indications in favor of the reelection OF
Governor Boise, the Democratic nomi
nee, and probability that the Demo
Gratis have captured the Legislature.
MARYLAND.
Maryland remains true to her old time
faith and elects Frank Brown, the Dem
ocratic candidate for Governor, and q
Legislature of the same complexion by
large majorities.
NEW JERSEY.
Democrats have elected majority il
both branches of the General Assembly
MISSISSIPPI.
Mississippi stands by the old flag anC
elects Democratic State officers.
KANSAS.
Local elections in various counties
snow republican gain. lhe Alliance
elects one Justice Of the Peace.
NEBRASKA.
Tho Independent or Farmers Allianc,
have elected their entire State ticket b,
small majorities.
SOUTH DAKOTA
Elects Republican State officers b!
largely reduced majorities.
VIRGINIA
Elects a Legislature almost solidl!
Democratic.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13

Owing TO the urgent persuasion of my
many friends | have decided to remain
and serve them until spring, and am now
ready TO attend, day or night, those who
have settled with me. Those who have
not settled are requested to call at once,
as am bound 20 have money or settle
nent some way. Respectfully,
JOHN A. TAuLBEE, NJ. ID.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
THE ELECTIONS.
DEMOCRATS HAVE THE BEST OF IT.

New York, Massachusetts, Iowa and Ma
ryland swing Into the Democratic Col
umn, While Ohio stands by Mckinley
and Pennsylvania Returns tn Her First
Love. other Minor Elections.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
DOYOu Need Money?

something
u r. Jackson has wholesale trade heretofore
left hands stock of
which will make
them lower than they before We overed and
Remember will duplicate BILL with added either
wholesale retail north south hill down. We
will fill
easonabe choice We asnh
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
J. w. POINTER,
ASST. CASHIER.

Has ample facilities for doing
a general banking business So
licits deposits, makes collec-
tions, gives prompt and careful
attention to all business entrust-
ed to it, and extends to its
customers the most liberal
accommodations consistent with
correct banking business.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
BIackwater Bubbles.

Ansolam Mannin sold his farm to Abe
Lawson for $4OO, and will go to Eel.
ThOs. Cox is at Campton, working on
Geo. Robnson's storehouse.
Willie Cox and Asa Pieratt were visit
ing on Caney last Sunday.
Mrs. Tom Cox has been on the sick
list, but is better.
Aunt Cynthia Lewis has been visiting
relatives here.
The measels have been raging here
very muchly.
Beet wishes for the dear old HERALD.
Nov.9 SLICKER.
Chamberiaiun's Eye and Skin Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema, Itch,
Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and Piles.
1t is cooling and soothing, Hundreds OF
cases have been cured by it after all other
treatment had failed. 1t is put up in %
aud so cent boxes. For sale by Rose &
Swango. oct9yl
The average assessed value of land in
1
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13

Rheumatism and catarrh, caused by
impoverished blood. cured by Ayers
saxepsrIlia.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13

covered with goods half prices As the merely give chance
produce school exchange
Rawlings
Millinery Ladies'
Wall
stylish Millinery
lowest Yours,
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-07-02
Take care Of the Harness.

Whether a harness is in good condi-
ton after six or eight years of hard
service. or is good for nothing after two
years. depends on the care taken of it
If well oiled and cleaned after every ex-
2osure to storms. the harness lasts until
enough is made out Of it to buy another.
Il is a good plan to keep two harnesses
one for fine weather and the other foI
use when it is wet and rough We saw
only IA few days ago a harness that its
owner assured US had been ussd for best
Turing eighteen years. and it wa still
in good condition. In that time many
sarmers would be obliged to buy two il
not three harnesses 1t is possibly in
facts like this that Gun farmers may
find abundant reason for their complaint
that farming does not pay.-American
CultiYator
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-07-02

The parks and parkways of Chicago
are of a type the outgrowth of her nat
ural landscape conditions and the char
acteristics of her people. Between the
great lake on the east and the prairie
main land on the west is a low, swaInpy
tract diversified b. sand ridges washed
up by the storm waves and shifted about
by the winds. The lake in some places
~encroaches upon the land, and at other
points extends the shore by the forming
of sand bars. Upon such a site was
founded Chicago, and upon such a soil
has she built her parks and bouleyards.
The wide streets were rescued as rap
idly as possible from their primitive
condition of alternate mud and dust,
graded and laid with the most approved
forms of pavement. The fondness of
the people for riding and driving, that
led them at an early day to provide so
amply for public ways, caused the fea-
ture of fine driyeways to be prominent
when the public parks were to be made.
-Harper's Weekly.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-07-02

81 left Romulus at 10 o'clock this
morning, he began to say to the police
man ON the corner.
where's Remus::" interrupted the
facetious cop, who was also somewhat
Of a classic.
ssRemus2 There amt no Renus," he
said, with a puzzled look.
Eyes, there is, too. Didn't you ever
hear of Romulus and Remusg'
"Never heerd of Remus. No"
ssWhat never heard Of the twins the
she wolf suckled?'
Twins nothin'," he exclaimed. "You
don't know what you are talking about.
There amt no Remus, and Romulus is
the town out here on the railroad where
live. You'd better study up your jog
raphy, before you try to learn strangers
anything" and he left the policeman
paralyzed.-Detroit Free Press.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-07-02
NORTH HUDSON NOTES.

Baldwin Hose Company of Weehawken,
will picnic at the Schuetzen Park tomor.
row night.
Privatss Frank Prentice and Otto
Kircheessner of Company B, Secopt
Regiment, Union Hill, have been ap.
pointed ~eorpoFals.
The Dan Ridgway Fishing Club, named
ia honor of the popular West Hoboken
Councilman has been organized and the
club will 20 to the Fishing Banks OF
August %.
A big festival win be held at the Union
Hill Schuetzen Park, on July 4, 8 and 6,
by the Swiss societies of Hudson county.
Michael holland. a stage carpenter. nj
Eldorado fell from a seaf I'D yesterday
afternoon and was severely Injured inter.
nally. Holland who lives in New York.
was removed to Bellevue Hospital, in
that ctr.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-07-02

Here is another blow at the institu-
ton Of matrimony." said a cross looking
man the other day as he ran his eye over
the advertisements in the daily paper.
What is it?' asked a curious by
stander.
"A furnishing store which sells all
sorts of gentlemen's clothing with a guar
antee that it is to be kept in order for a
whole year It was bad enoughfwhen
The Adversary put it into the head of
some one TO start a 'chaperon bureau.
Modern inventions are making the sexes
entirely too independent Of each other.
| don't approve Of it at alL"-Kate
Fields Washington