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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
STEAMBOATS, AND RAILROADS
STE A M
TIME SCHEDULE
HOURS OF ARRIVAL AND DEPART
URE TO AND FROM FAlRHAVEN

UkE ~ AND FROm fAllsbh Elm
Fairhaven and Tacoma
STATE OF wAsHINGTON
Ar from Tacoma Mon.lA at Tacoma Tues
Wed, & Fri. $500 am Thur. sat. 500
Lv for Tacoma Mon. a. m.
Wed. & Fri. $3.50 y. M by Tacoma SUN. Tues.
Thur. p. N.
STEAMER FAHtHAvES
Ar from Tacoma Tues AR at Tacoma SUN.
Thur. Il Sat 200 m. Wed. & FF.. $50 am
Nv for Tacoma Tues. Lv f scoma Mon. Wed
Thur. & Sat. $40 pm. g. Fri. 3 y IL.
wK NERwIN
Ar from Tacoma sun.iAr at Tacoma, Mon.
Wed, e. Fri 1000 am. Thur, 4 ST
Ey for Tacoma Sun. LIZ Ia Tues
Fairhaven and Seattle
STEAMER EASTERN OREGON
Arrives from Seattle Leave for Seattle 700
A 4y at Seattle 400 Leave VI Seattle 500 H
Daily except Monday.
sRH0sE
Leaves for Seattle at a. N. daily except
Monday.
Ar from Seattle Tues Ly Seattle Mon, Wed
Thur, & Sat. PIN. Wed & Fri, II 100 I'm
Lv for Seattle Tues
Thur, & sun. $3.50
For Blaine every Sunday at a. III. Re
turning, leaves Blaine at 2 D. m,
STEAMER HAssALo
Ar from Seattle Mon. Lv for Seattle Mon.
Wed. & Fri. 1880 p. ~. Wed,& Fri. $3.50 pm
Fairhav~a and Portland
Steamer Michigan leaves Portland LIST and
18th OF each month for Fairhaven and other
Bellingham bay towns.
FaiIhaven and San Francisco
HAYTIEN REPUBLIC
Leaves San Francisco for Fairhaven SEMI
monthly.
The Pacific Coast Steamship Company
steamers Umatilla, Walla Walla and City Of
Pueblo to call on schedule time. plying G.
tween San Francisco and the Bay cities.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

Notice is hereby given that the Twenty-hrst
street assessment roll IS now In my hands for
collection, and payment is now due and re-
uuestcd. All assessments not paid on or be
fore May p, ISL, shall pay penalty Of 10
per cent on amount Of assessment, and shall
draw interest from that date at the rate Of 10
per cent per annum until paid.
Dated at the City OF tairhaven, Wash.
(. s. RICHARDS.
1921 ,nI-pd-td City Treasurer.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP

Notice Is herdby given that the eo-part-
nerShip heretofore existing between :.
!. Holland. : :. Loeb and a. VI. LOuX. doing
business under the firm name Of :. J. Hol-
land K Co. Of Fairhaven, Washington, has
been dissolved by mutual consent, and all
outstanding debts owing to, and all liaDlli-
tiles OF the said firm, Will be settled by the
new firm OF Loux & Holland, "a. NJ Loux
aud J. :. HOiiandt who Will continue
the business,
May 9Th. 1921.
$. J. HOLLAND,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
NOTICE

Is hereby given that the City Council will
meet AZ us usual place Of holding meetings
on the second Tuesday 10 May. at " O'Clock
in the forenoon Of said day. ana SIT a. a
Board Of Equalization. and Will continue In
session from day TO day until all the returns
OF the assessor have been rectfhed.
ID. DAUS EaAN, City Clerk.
Dated May 9th, 1891
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

MADAM NTCKOLS- Clairevoyant doe
vi tress. Cures all diseases both male and
female. Make female sickness q specially.
SURF cure for granulated eyes; deafness also
cAed. Cancer taken out Of the flesh in four
IHnrs time. Have cured cancer of seven
kears growingi graduated eyes three years
soreness; deafness. twenty years standing.
Call at small yellow cottage on Eleventh
street near Taylor.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

TNION COUNCIL No. 1852 Y. M. l., meets
L every first and third Wednesday Of each
month at & ,. m, in Detries hall, on LaTrabee
avenue @, V. REID, President.
THOMAS COYLE, Rec. Sec. 1851
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

O. u. W. meets every Friday evening
n, in the g. A r. ball. All members In
good standing are cordially invited.
B. A CURLY Rec T. +. MAHAN. NJ. W.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

HOLEMAN r. APPERsON POST, No. 50,
~ G. A. r.. meets every second and fourth
Thursday evenings OF each month in G, A.
r. Hall. Visiting comrades always welcome.
y. l.. HOPKINS, p. @
T + MAuAN kdit,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

UNITY LODGE No. 119 |. o. G T. meets
every Monday evening at 1880 p. m. in
DeFries. hall, Larrabee street Visiting mem
bers are cordially invited to meet With US.
NJ. G. BANKS, Q. I.
A. r. DoRR Secretary.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
ST. PAUL AND CHICk60
FAST EXPRESS 70 THE EAST

Leaves Tacoma. going east ST 700 a. D.
daily; arrive AZ Minneapolis or 81 Paul .6:t5
D. ~. the third day. 49,
Connections made at ST. Paul and Mime
Apnlis 70 All points east. south and sOutheast
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
p. S. & A. S. S. Co.

TIME CARD
VICTORIA ROUTE
STEAMSHIP CITY or KINGSTON
IS % lLv....... Tacoma. sd Ar l5 IN
80 IS "A m ...... Seattle. ...LvI 3 81 m
] 30 d ml Port Townsend. IL 90 y N
30 MAR. ...,NlctOrla,......- ~ m
WHATCOM ROUTE /,
STEAMER CITY or SEATTLE
+G 90 D mILv....... Tacoma .....AFI 80 y IL
9 90 D mi ....... seattle; ..LF| < - ~
Y IS a ID Port Townsend. II 80 a N
. 45a AnacOrtes ..... . 90 a m
6 45 a mi Ar airhaven..... ~ "A N
q 10 a mi ... SchOme. ...... g 80 "A IN
4 30 a mi ...... WhatcOm. % "A IN
sNOHOMlsH RIVER ROUTE
I7 90 .......Seattlc......Ar 2 COP m
( As a m ....... Edwards, Lv Il ~ y IN
10 30 "A mi .....MuckelteO ..... 10 - a N
u 90 nal .... Marysville ..... 9 80 m
2OOpmI ......LOwell........ 3 W "A IN
3 90 p mi Ar. Snohomtsh. .... ~ ~ q N
PORT TOWNSEND MAIL ROUTE
II pm7Ly-...... Seattle .......ArI 5 W p m
.....'....| ...... Kingston. ..... Lyl ..:........
II 30 am Port Madison. 10 y IN
3 OOam| Port Gamble. W y IN
SIAM Port Ludlow 90. II 90 IN
90 a m Ar. Port Townsend. l'lO w a IN
Daily except sunday. Daily except
Saturday. Monday, Wednesday, friday.
Tuesday, Thursday and saturday.
u. b. JACKSON, Gen. Mgr.
G. G. CHANDLER, @. r. Agt, f2't
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
MISCELLANEOUS.

- II. KELLER, dealer in boots and shoes,
-. Postofice Block. ffff
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

EAIRHAVEN LODGE No. 20, |. 0. o. f,
I meets every Friday evening at Han Ia
De Fries building. on Larrahee avenue.
Il. 5. DDwNAR, Noble Grand.
GRO A NEWsALT Rec sec.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
SOCIETIES

I'AIRHAVEN LODGE, b. p. o. +. No. 1874.
L Regular meeting sunday, 8 p. m. At
hall in De Fries Building. Larrabee street
All visiting members cordially invited to
attend. +. J. KfSGHORS. +. X.
W. K. NEWMAN,
1874 Acting Sect'y.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
FAtRHAVEN NAVIGATION CO,
T. S. RICHARDS. Manager.
STEAMER DISPATCH

Leaves Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
from the following points:
Fairhaven....7 30 am Lopez bee. 2 ~ p ~
Doe 10 90 a m Argyle. ... % ~ D n
Cascade bay II 10 a M fridayfiarb'r4 90 y IA
East sound. II 30 am
Return trip-Leaves Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays from the following points;
friday Harb'r Z 30a m Cascade Bay II " a M
Orcas .........g % a m Falrhayen, az 20 pm
East sound 10 3tsm
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
TO LOAN

GOnO On real estate security. Charles
OJtt V. Reid, Room I, Nash building.
Fourteenth and Mill streets. 1882
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10

CARPENTERS AND JoINERs UNION, No
y SIS. will meet At the G, A. X. hall every
Monday night. G. K. TfBD. Secretary.
+. d. BANISTER President.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
FOR SALE

NOR SALE OR TRADE-Four lots in Lake
Il Union addition to Seattle for Fairhaven
property; inquire of J. NJ. Warmer, corner
Fourteenth and Mil streets. u
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-10
10 ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH

II is the DINING CAR ROUTE. 1t runs
through VESTtBULED TRAINS every day
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
ALEXANDER LAIRD,s FALL,

When a tree which has slowly grown through many years of sunshine and storm to noble symmetry and massive strength is suddenly prostrated by the bowling hurricane, or riven and shattered by tke forked lightning, feeling of sad ness arises in the heart of the beholder who sees the long and we'll wrought work of nature thus brought to naught. But it is sadder sight to see human being who has come safely through all the ills, the dangers and the temptations which have beset him into noble manhood and character which seems secure, suddenly fall before the onslaught of Satan, made at time when, through some fatal careless ness, the whole armor is not on. Such sight has just been seen in the town of Suterville, Pennsylvania, twenty-nine miles from Pittsburg. The man is Alex ander Laird, pastor of the Scotch Presby- terian church. He was a poet, philoso- pher and philanthropist. He wrote book entitled "The Curse of Drink" an- other entitled 'Tntemperance in Great Britain" and various temperance stories. So earnest was he in work for temperance notice from the White Caps. And he be- longed to the Sons of Temperance. It would be reasonable to think that man of Scotch frmness of mind, of Scotch Presbyterian ideas and princi- ples, and hedged about by the obligations of the Sons of Temperance, would have
 been able to stand. But Adam, Noah,
 David and other men who ought to have
 stood didn't, nor did Mir. Laird do better.
 On an evil day, and instigated thereto by
 Satan, he walked out to MT. Guffey's farm. His eye rested on cider press.
 Through his careless eye the temptation which overcame him entared into him,
 and, forgetting Adam, Noah, David, Scotch Presbyterianism and the Sons of Temperance, he took voluminous drink of sweet cider. Thus hastily and thought lessly did Adam eat the fatal apple, not even waiting for it to be squeezed into ! cider. And, like Adams fault, that of | the Rev. MT. Laird was followed by @
 swift psnalty. Adam was expelled from
 the Garden of Eden, and the Rev. MT.
 Laird was expelled from the Sons of
 Temperance, and is pointed at AS a specimen of what man can become when
 he yields to temptation and takes drink of sweet cider.
 l Verify we have fallen upon evil times. l We may live to see Methodist ministers
 dancing at charity balls.
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
1ru Gnnds. <
9tp 6nnds. g Howe & StGt n. OUR MOTTO: Reliable Goods,
 Lowest Prices.

5 pieces All Wool Black Serges, 46 inches wide, at o2M cents per yard. This is our regular 75c quality.
 25 dozen Ladies Four But ton Kid Gloves, in tans, states and blacks, at o8c per pair, worth $1.2o.
 10 pieces Camel's Hair Stripe Dress Goods at soc per yard, reduced from CSC. All desirable colors.
 26 dozen large sized Hem stitched Japanese Silk Hand kerchiefs, in white and colors, at soc each, cost $8.5 50. per dozen to import.
 All Wool Ladies' Cloth, SO inches wide, in tan, light slates, olive and mahogany shades, at 25c per yard, formerly soc.
 One case Silver Gray Blan- kcts, 11-4 size, at $1.25 a pair.
 Corded Sateen Comforta- bles, filled with white cotton, at $1.5o each also extra val ues in Comfortablcs at $1.oo, $1.25, $1.75, $2.oo, up to $3 each.
 We offer our fall line of New Hampshire Unshrinkable Sha- ker Flannels, in all colors and weights, from 40 to 62Hc per yard. This is the best, most reliable Shaker Flannel.
 We have just closed a man. lecturers lot of dark brown and dark navy Cashmere Hose for ladies' wear, that we offer at soc per pair, actually worth $1.oo.
 Great sale of Gents Scarlet Shirts and Drawers at $I per garment. This is the quality you pay SIPS for.
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL IS PUBLISHED
 EVERY THURSDAY MORNING. One Dollar per Year, Gin AdvaRce.1
 Single Copies cents.
ANOTHER FOE OF FTAmMANY.

ANOTHER FOE OF TANMANY.
 Lieutenant Governor Jones of NewYork has been good Democrat, and he claims to be good Democrat now. But he doesn't think any better of Tammany than Har- per's Weekly does. He writes to friend that he is Democrat from principle; that being such does not bind him to obey men who are trying to use tho party for the advancement of personal ambition and organized greed;" that "the Democratic party is to-day under the undisputed con- trol of men whose names are recorded in the annals of crime," mon who have se- cured immense wealth from money 'stolen from the taxpayers of New York city," men who are now striving to secure con- trol of State and nation "that they may plunder the people in the same manner as they have the soity of New York;" that the question at issue in this State election is one of individual self preservation;" and he concludes his letter with these words: There is rot an honest person who will not say these men should be stopped. But when, And howl My reply is, now! And by the only means in our power We must defeat the Tammany ticket by voting for men whose politics are opposed to ours, repugnant as it is; and when we have rescued our party from the usurpers, we may hope for it's contin- ued progress, guided by the principles laid down by Jefferson and followed by Jack son Sevpoour and Ti1den
 There seems to be 8 good deal of this feel ing among New York Democrats. It is to be hoped that it will materializs in such a defeat of Tammany that the power of that baleful organization will be forever broken,
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
Etiquette or the Hat.

One of the simplest instincts of good manners would seem to be that 6 man should uncover his head while eating his dinner with his family; yet it is pretty eer- tain that the first gentlemen of England twocenturies ago habituAlly wore their hats during that ceremony, nor is it known just when or why the practice was changed, says writer in Hsrper's Bszar. In Pepys' famous Diary, which is the best manual of manners for its period, we resd, under date of Sept %, 1864; 'Homs to bed, having got Q strange cold in my head by flinging of my hat at dinner and sitting with the wind in my neck.'
 In Lord Clarendon's essay on the decay of respect paid to age he says that in his younger days he never kept his hat on be- fore those older than himself except. at dinner. Lord Clarendon died in l674. That the Englieh members of parliament sit with their hats on during the sessions is well known, and the same practice pre- vailed at the early town meetings in New England. The presence or absence of the hat is therefore simply 8 conyentionality, and so it is with a thousand practices which are held, so long as they exist, to be the most unchangesble and matter-of. course affairs.
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

"The Hygiene of the Nursery" by Lou is Starr, M D. Second edition. The au- thor's experience as clinical professor of diseases of children in the University hos pital, Philadelphia, and his success in pri- vate practice among juvenile patients is sufficient warranty for the value of the in- struction given in this little hand book. It was written for the guidance. of young mothers, in plain language, devoid of tech nicalities, and is thoroughly practical and useful. The chapters upon foods and their preparation, emergencies, bathing, exercise etc., are full and explicit, and the work is carefully indexsd. P. Blakis- ton, Son & Co.,, Philadelphia. For sale by E. P. Judd.
 New juvenile books published by Lee & Shepard, Boston: "The Scarlet Tansger, "
 by J. T. Trowbridge, is the fourth volume Of the Start in Life" series. It is the
 story of boy, growing careless and surly,
 unappreciative of parents and home, but
 with one absorbing interest through which
 his innate manliness is at last aroused.
 His pursuits, and the perilous adventure
 that brought him to his senses, will be of
 interest to all boy readers Three other
 good stories make up the volume. "The
 Little Millers," by Fife w. Merriman, au-
 thor of "A Queer Family" etc. Max and
 Mollie Miller are brave, unselfsh children, fighting poverty with cheerful dstermina- tion. The characters are well drawn and life-like, winning interest and sympathy, yet their dialect seems unnecessarily un. grammatical and uncouth. Parents who have to combat in their children the ten dency to adopt the slang of the streets, may reasonably object to having it intro duced into their homes between the covers of book which are intended to convey les sons of honesty and self-denial. "Little Folks East and Vest" comprising prairie stories, Mother Goose stories, fairy storis, | and true stories, by Harriette R. Shat tuck Delightful reading for little folks 1 fresh, original and cheery, by q writer | who seems observant of child-traits, and with sympathetic interest in all the little l incidents and occupations of child life
 For sale by E. P. Judd.
 Abraham Lincoln, an Essay" by Car | Schurz. This essay was originally pub
 lished in the Atlantic Monthly as review of Nicoley & Hays "Abraham Lincoln, | History" The portrait which forms tn, | frontispiece is from photograph tsker l probably in 1860, and considered the bes | deep, wise, reverent study of character | the final paragraph being a grand sum ming up of the attributes of lone of tn l greatest of Americans and the best O
 men," Houghton. Mifflin & Co.,, Cam bridge. For gale by E. P. Judd.
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
COMMUNICATIONS.

The old Sanitarian Mourns Because
 New Haven is Infested With
 Enemies of the Public Health But
 Thinks They Will Not Go Unpun-
 ished.
 To the Editor of the JOURNAL AND COURIER:
 It gives me pain to state anything which may possibly disturb the soul of single person, but my duty as watohman on the lofty tower of Sanitary Science com pels me to say that New Haven is the only city in the United States where the Established principles of Sanitary Sci ence" have been seriously disputed. Other cities have not even presumed to inquire into the accuracy of our scientific" state ments, but have wisely accepted every word as absolute truth. My heart is even full and running over with sorrow when I think of the contemptuous way in which many citizens of New Haven speak of their Board of Health and of tho wise regula- tions it brings forth senli-occssionally. The majority appear to regard us, Scientists, as unmitigated charlatans who arc continually practising fraud for the ignoble purpose of making something out of it. And it grieves me to make the al most incredible statement that know five physicians in this city, all of them ad- vancod in life, who regard the major DOT ton of the acts of the Board of Health as despicable humbug.
 But
 "one self approving hour whole years outweighs; Of stupid starers, and of loud huzzas."
 We know that dislike of Sanitarians anl caniforv rnathnda rance and depravity. Conscio us of our superior intellects and lofty lanthropy we are unmoved by statistics which con tradict our statements and we look with pity upon those into whose ears the Adver- sary has whispered doubts of our unselfish- ness.
 But there is limit beyond which for besrance cannot wisely be carried, and our adversaries have annoyed us until this limit has been reached.
 Our opponents possess industrious habits and many other qualities of the Evil One. The danger is that if they are not put down their malign influence may | extend to other cities; other oommunities may be set to thinking and investigating until the whole land has been corrupted | and our influence destroyed. Where, then, will be our salariesi | Where will be the fees we now get for tes- | tifying in court as Sanitary e1pertsl l Where will be the pleasure we now have in travelling around the country attending Health Conventions at the public expense, | eating luxurious dinners and hearing our selves alluded to in after-dinner speeches | as ''the eminent sanitarians from Connec. ticutP Where, oh where will be-but must stop. My heart is too full of grief tc
 ask more questions.
 For these and many other reasons al
 enemies of the public health must bt
 Stamped out'' just as we sanitarians re
 gently stamped out" the grippe ant
 pneumonia. Therefore it lifted my pros
 trate soul out of the mire to learn that tn,
 noble band of humanitarians who uphold
 the honor of Sanitary Science in NewHavel
 had determined to take vengeance upon tn
Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-26
HORN FITS.

The world is full of lion fighters, but nearly everybody will run from the hor- net-The Rams Horn.
 q wonder why the Mediterranean is so bluel" You'd be blue if you had to wash the Italian shore. Life.
 He-A penny for your thoughts. She You'll find them dear at the price. He What were you thinking abouti She You.-Boston Beacon.
 She-Why do they always refer to music as & womant
 He-Well, you couldn't concievs of music as existing in silence, could yout- Life.
 Reversing the Usual Process.-Rounds- man McNabb Gin the shower)-How do yez happen to be comm out av saloon!
 Officer Dooley-Sure, Oi was wet, an wint in there to get dhry!-Puck. Author-I have just completed story of 300,0 900 words His friend-How is that possible, There are but 150, 900 words in the English language. Author-Ah, but this is dialect story.-Judge.
 Miss Smith (to Mi,s Jones, talking about MT. Noodles)-Does he know snythinga Miss Jones - Know anything, No. He doesn't even suspect anything.-Harper' BsZsr.
 An Insidious Criticism.-The Rev. Mr. | Spoutter-How did you like my sermon | yesterdayl What did you think of my eI- | ordium and my peroration, ehi De Grunpe-I thought they were too far | apart.-Life.
 The scene is the editorial office of the | Gulchtown (Ariz.) Spread. News editor | A citizen who was not prominent died to- day. Shall we print his life, Managing editor-Heavens, yssl Can we possibly | LaJ aa;&, rl, | | Life.
 | George-Laura, have you had any talk | with your father yet about-about my | coming to see you SO oftent Laura l Yes. With much concernl-''What are the prospects, dearf" "He says it all de- psnds on your prospects, George. Chi csgo Tribune.
 l "You'll be 6 man like one of us some day." said the patronizing sportsman to a lad who was throwing his line into the same stream. "Yes, sir" he answered, "I s'pose will some day, but I b'lieve I'd | rather stay small and keteh a few Ash. h."- Washington Star.
 The other evening about 6 o'clock a young man sat in c crowded p-bound car apparently asleep. The conductor po- litely tapped him on the shoulder and said: "No sleepin' in this car, young man. 'rm not asleep" was the reply. "Well, you had your eyes shut" That's because don't like to see women stand in @ street car," was the rsioinder.-Buffalo Courier.
 | Christmas Hints.-Alresdy the little boy begins to insinuate about Christmas. "I dreamed last night that you gave me q fve-dollar gold piece for Christmas and that pa gave me ten-dollsr bill" ''My little boy, don't you know that dreams go by contrariesi Ton will be disappointed, ' said the mother. "No, won't. If the dream goes by contrsries, then you will give me the ten-dsllar bill and pa will give me the tve-dollsr gold piece. I'm safe, anyhow. ."-TeIas Siftings. Knowledge is Power.-Doctor-You no. tice marked increase in your appetitei Patient-Yes.
 Doctor-Sleep longer and more heavily than usuall
 Patient-Yes.
 Dootor-Feel very fstigusd after much eIercisei
 Patient-Yes.
 Doctor-H'ml Very grave case. But the researches of science, sir, enable us to cope with your malady, and think can pull you through.-Harper's Bazar.