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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
4 silnrn Woman.

A boy was driving load of horse bedding
down TrumbulI avenue the other day,
when a woman called to him from the
steps and asked:
How much 70" the load?"
Twelve shilIings."
'Well, want it."
Have You a barn, ma'am"
"No; want it ior the grass"
"But-, but"
Unload it right there and I'll get some
body to scatter it over the lawn. Grass
wants something to protect it this time OF
year, and this will make a good fertilizer
in the spring"
cts horse bedding, maam," protested
the boy.
Cant see that! Here's your money"
The boy grinned and backed up and I'M
loaded the huge bulk of dry chip shavings
Oh the lawn, and he had only finished when
the woman hired boy to "nulch" the
grass. Outside OF all the neighbors have
said and figured, and outside of all the
smiles and grins of the passers b., it is es-
timaUed that it will take seventeen full
grown men three steady weeks of hard
work to get those shavings out of the grass
when spring comes.-DetroiU Free Press.
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CURED or pNFuwONIA.

William a. Sawyer, Hess Road, Niagara
county, n. T., says:
about a year ago l was taken with a
severe pain in both lungs. | was first at
tackled with a violent chill, then dreadful
pain. and then a cough accompanied by
considerable fever. 1t looked very much
like a bad attack of pneumonia. A friend
of mine procured five Allcock's plasters.
One he put under each arm, one under
each shoulder blade and one on my chest
close around my throat. In few hours
the cough ceased, the pain gradually
abated and broke out in a profuse pers-
piration, fell into profound sleep, and
tire next day was almost well. | wore the
plasters eight DAYS afterwards. and have
never had any trouble"
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He knew the Animal.

The teacher of Sunday school had
been reading story OF the centurion
who had great faith, and whose servant
was healed at the Lords word. The
teacher had dwelt on the lesson of the
story, and had seen that that was prop
erly enforced; and then she said to a
bright boy in the class:
"And now can you tell me what a
centurion is::"
"Yes'm," said the boy. very promptly,
''it's horse with mans head on
Boston Transcript.
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Relief Society Conference.

The Relief Society conference of Weber
stake will take place in the Tabernacle,
Thursday, March 10. Two meetings will
be held during the day, one at l O'Clock
am. and the other at , 70. to discuss mat
tiers of importance. 1t is expected that a
large delegation OF visitors from Salt Lake
viii be present en- these occasions.
The Young Ladies Mutual Improvement
association will hold conferences the fol-
lowing day at 10 and , O'clock
The Primary association OF the stake viii
hold their conference on Saturday. 4 good
attendance is desired at each OF these meet
ings
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

A LITERARY MANUAL OF FOREIGN QUOTA
TONS. ANCIENT AND MODERN, with nluStra-
tons from American and English authors and
explanatory notes. Compiled py John De
voc, Bolton, N. Y: Il. z. Putnam's Sons.
Price. Sl.50.
Literary workers will find this volume
highly valuable, and the general reader
cannot afford to do without it. Most works
of this class are devoted largely to legal
phrases and those expressions from the
Latin which have become materialized, as
it were, bur in this book there has been a
departure from the rule, the selections
being quotations used by modern writers
These are illustrated by apt applications
in most instances the text in which they
are employed being given. Not only is
tie voinme useful as a reference book, but
it may be read with pleasure and profit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Fer Hearts Dictates.

observation-disclosures, L think young Mr..
Percy is coming tonight to ask me to
marry him..
Mamma-Well, my child, Mr. Percy
seems TO be very nice young man, and
hope you will act solely as your heart die
tates.
Emeline-You may be assured of that.
Pm bound that that detestable Jenkins
girl shall not catch him.-New York Led
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Oalte Useless.

Lady-Well, good-by, Bridget. As you
are causing me 50 much inconvenience by
leaving me without notice you cannot ex-
pect me to give you a reference
Bridget-Riferince, is it? Howly mither
o. Mosesl Phat good wud a riierince from
yez do me at all. at all? Sure I've towid
ivery wan III the place there's not a worrud
y truth in annythin' We say.-Demorest's
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

Superintendent Calvin and Engineer
Bennett, OF the Union Pacific Idaho divi-
sicn, were 10 town Thursday. A pleasant
chat was INDUCED in at the residence Of
Mr. c. 81. Thatcher, at which Judge Viii
liam Goodwin, Clerk G. d. w. Fullmer and
Mayor Haines were also present. The gen
temen we're kindly impressed with the city
and left d pleasant memory Of their visit
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
ANECDOTES OF SHERMAN.

he Was Called "Cump' by the Boys.
The Cigar Story with Rim in 1t.
The young men of Lancaster, O., where
Sherman lived with Senator Ewing when
a boy, were fond of loafing about the store
and listening to the stories of the older
loafers. The boys always called William
Tecumseh "Cump." and one of them saws
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Afraid of the Whistle.

Some time ago one Of the whistles on an
Eastern Minnesota passenger engine be-
came cracked and made a very discordant
noise The engineer asked foi a new one,
and when it was proposed to give him the
whistle from an engine that recently
had been wrecked and at which time the
fireman had been killed he refused to ac-
cent it--Duluth News
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be constitutional, you can find no medicine
SO good as DIR, David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy. 1t has been employed with I'M
varying success for thirty years by the
eminent practitioner whose name it bears.
In his private practice. until the demand
for it became so great that he was com
PEELED to put it up for the public. No
stronger evidence of its effectiveness could
be desired, than the certainty with which
1t cures those most obstinate complaints,
disease of the Kidneys. for sale by z. c..
M 7 drnc stora
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
An Appropriate Name.

Billy Emerson backed a horse called
Regulator in New Orleans the other day.
So did darby who was standing by his
side. When Regulator came in last the
darky remarked to Emerson, in extreme
disgust, that he didn't see why they
named dat boss Regulator" II suppose
it's because the other horses go by him."
was Emerson's witty rejonder.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

DR.. Parkinson recently successfully re
moved tumor from the face of Ira Merrill,
OF Smithield.
Chris Jensen, of Hyrum, was kicked in
the breast by horse d day or two since
and severely injured, Wednesday.
Waiter Cole, of this city, was painfully
hurt oy piece OF flying wood while work
ing in d sawinilla few oays ago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
CULMER BLOCK
26 East First South ST.,
SAL,TLAKE CITY

She invites ladies who are interested in
the subject of preserving and improving
physical beauty to call on her and see and
have explained TO them tine merits OF her
various lads to beauty" which in San
Francisco and all over the coast are driving
all other cosmetic preparations out Of the
market. The following is a list Of her
preparations:
Cucumber and Elder Vegetable Hair Re-
Flower Cream. storer
Bath Of iris, Harper Hair Vigor.
Jasmine hoSmeo. Hair Curer
Moth and Ereckle Lo- EVeboW Stimulant
IlOn- Perfect Tooth Powders
Eugene Enamel Face Bleach.
Rose Bloom. Vegetable Blood Syrup
Eugene Powder. Ague Cure
DepilatOry Paste. Wrinkle Eradicator
BlOndi4e.
Oriental Hair Dye in light and dark brown ana
black.
While in this city Mrs. Graham will per-
sonally treat ladies for the removal of all
skin biemishes, ETC.; pimples, blackheads.
frecSles, moth patches, salloWness, moles,
birth marks, superhuous hair, a red noses
for too oily or a too dry and parched or
wrinkled skin; for the DEVELOPMENT of the
figure: for the increase or decrease OF
| flesh; for the hair where it is falling out;
| for dandruf, ana will restore the color to
hair that is faded or turning gray.
Mrs. Graham has had years of study and,
! many years of practical experience in the
| treatment of every Flemish flesh is heir to,
and assures ladies that any case she UNDER
takes she will certainly cure.
! Call or send for a copy of her little book.
! 'sHow to be Beautiful"
ONCE will be opened Tuesday, March II.
Remember the place,
CULVER BLOCK.
2S EAST FIRST SMITH ST
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Missed q Lunch.

The Rev. E. A Horton told good story
at the Charming club on Tuesday evening.
A special service was being held at which
programmes were distributed On them
was printed, Sermon at 1920, collection
at $780, The word collection was mis-
print for collation., and many people missed
good lunch.-B oston Traveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

Constance Winters Choice" is the title
of story by Anna Louise Beckwith, which
comes in the Globe Library series of Rand
McNally & Co.. Chicago. 1t is not a par
ticularly strong romance, yet is a pleasing
one some of the characters being wei
drawn, and there is satisfactory natural
ness in the tale which new writers do not
as rule, display The price is only 25cts.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
A Purely Business Motive.

Mr.. Lozier Hope-May I-may /
speak to your father, Miss Cole?
Miss Vera Cole-It is useless, Mr.. Hope
Il can never be your wife.
Mr.. Lozier Hope-Excuse me, Iwished
to speak to him about that S15 he Dor
rowed of me week before last. I'm
getting little nervous about it.-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
THE ONLY WAY.
mo- RrneI the Germs of Malaria

from the system is to employ medicine
that will purify and enrich the blood by
strengthening the action of the digestive.
secretory and assimilative organs. Quinine
does rot do this; nor does arsenic; nor
either nor all of the many drugs and
nostrums offered to ''cure the Chills.n For
the only effective treatment, which must
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

Carruthers = Where were you last
night?
Waite-An old fame of mine took the
veil, and [ attended the ceremonies.
Carruthers-Wass she much affected?
Waite-Affected? You could have
heard her screams half mile; about a
ton Of rice went down the back of her
neck.-New York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

''How do you like living in the country2"
First rate"
care the trains run on timer"
"Oh, yes. | generally get into town in
time to take late train back. "-Harper's
BaZar
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would Stay with Her.

Cora Bellows-I believe you would be
true to a wife.
Jake Jimpson 0lelightedly)-Oh do you
think so?
Cora (yawning)-Yes You would never
ieave iler.-New York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Real Estate Rennrts.

F. F. Nelson to ]. NJ. Langsdorf, part of
lots and S, block 81, plat A--....S
J. @. Cannon ct al. to o. j. Sulwen lots
in Valley View addition --
T. A. Harris and wife to William FosSet
lot 80. block g. Franklin Place
NJ. p. Stone to T. c. Chamberlain, lot s,
block 4, Herrimaz's addition
j. NJ. Langsdorf and wife to f. T. Mel
son, part Of lot Z, block 81, plat A
Total
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

Two little Eighth ward girls were pre-
pairing Valentines for the mail Horrors"
exclaimed one; heres five cents marked
on this, and l haven't a biz of rubberp'
"'rhat's nothing" replied her worldly wise
companion, cant you put q two before
the five?''- Philadelphia Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
DEMONSTRATED.

Brown-Are you sure this is good stick
ing mucilage?
Stationer-You bet.
Brown-Ever use it?
Stationer-No. bat a bottle once broke
in my pocket Harper's Bazaar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
4 HegnIar Nimrod.

Husband-I am going out hunting to-
morrow | feel almost sure that / will
bring home rabbit.
Wife-Rabbits are so cheap now in the
market that 1 think yom might bring home
Il couple-Texas Siftings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Knew HOW Himself.

Foley-W'y, hello; you out o. jail, Petiei
How dye git out; yer lawyer. file obiee-
tions?
Petie-Naw; done tn filin'I-New YORK
Evening Sun
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Not Natural for Him.

McCorkle-Did Winebiddle diea natural
death?
McCrackle-How should know? never
nW him die hefore.-Judge.
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ronnd himself -rranned.

.sAh! that's the Way it Works. is it?'
queried the Rat. II couldn't just make
it out. I'm! I see. Spring there some
where. Very good idea"
'.But I'm caughty'' exclaimed the Mouse
in great Agitation.
$50 | observe"
s'And what's to be doneY'
t'Well, leave that to you to Decide.
I let you in ON the ground floor, and my
Responsibility ceased there. Fine day
today? Hope we shall have an early
Spring"
neutrality-suspicious. acquired at the ex-
pense of others is Soothing as well as
Valuable.
THE RoBBER, THE TRAVELLER AND THE
MANDARIN.
One time Peasant was Travelling
along the Highway, he Encountered
Robber who had been lying in Ambush.
When Demand was Made for his Money
he Wept and Lamented and Besought
the Robber to at least spare him half.
"Come down with Every Silver or off
comes. the top of your Head" shouted
the Robber; and he left the Peasant
not one Copper Coin.
An hour later, as the Robber was
taking things Easy along the Road, he
was met by Mandarin and Escort, and
the big man ordered that he be Seized
and Searched. When his cash was
brought to light the Mandarin exclaimed:
'sAh! he has too much money for an
honest man! Take it away from him
and give him sixty strokes of the BAN
boor'
Next day the sore and limping Robber
again encountered the Peasant, and he
at once fell upon him in Anger, crying
out:
'Ah if you had not yielded up your
cash to me | should not have been BAN
booedr'
''And if l had not yielded you would
have cut my Throat"' replied the Peas
ant
Moral-Some men are bound to be i'll
the soup, anyhow.-Detroit Free Press.
He learned Something.
The other windy day as a gentleman
stood on the Campus Martius waiting fol
car his hat blew off and went skylark
ing down the street. He was gathering
himself for a run when another pedestrian
called out:
''Stop! sir-stop!"
''Eh? Speaking to me; what is it?"
"Stand still, sir! Don't take a stel
after your hatr'
But T.
''Stop!"
By this time two women, five men
three boys and a policeman were in chase
of the hat, and it was not only speedily
run down, but the dirt was CAREFUL!
brushed of by the rescuer before he re
stored it with a bow and a smile.
''See?" queried the pedestrian who hat
} cried stop.
Il do. Thanks. I've learned some
thing new" Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15

Every edition of The Century since the
s"ralleyrand Memoirs Were begun has been
nearly exhausted. The March number is
entirely out of print.
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Romance.

The magazine which contains the tales of
TIE famous New York Story club has at
once achieved remarkable success. The
first number was the number for February
and the full edition was sold out before the
March number was issued. The original
plans for the conducting OF the magazine
have at once been broadened, and its num-
her of pages has been increased, and for
once at least, magazine has sprung into
full life with its first number.
The March number contains twenty short
| stories, all Of the character that the Story
| club was organized to emphasize, namely,
stories full of aetion-stories that really
tell something-and not stories that are in
any way morbid or namby -Damby. The
writers for the March number are Maurice
Thompson, Rudyard Kipling, Guy de Mau-
passant, Richard York, M. Betham Ed
wards, Edith Sessions Upper and other
writer's of equal force and popularity. AID
dress the New York Story club, 80 E. 25G
street, New York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Cepp,s Settlers Guide.

Henry n. Copp, the Washington. D. c.
land lawyer, has revised and reprinted his
Settlers Guide" the seventh edition. In
view of the recent confusing legislation of
Congress, this book is an Indispensable as
sistant for all who are, or expect to be, in
terested in public land. Settlers viii save
money by purchasing it, and all who ex-
pect to take up land any time in the future
should get posted and save ex-
pensive mistakes \ chapter, illustrated
with numerous cuts, shows how to tell
township, section, and quartersection cor
ners and explains the system of surveys.
Il gives full information about the home
stead, pre- emption, timber culture, desert
land, and other laws. The price of the
book is % cents. Address the author.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
"A Victim of Fate.

Young LADY, suppose sou are very
busy at your Office, lir. Blotter
Mr. Blotter-Yes. the cares and re-
sponsibilities of mercantile career are
many; yet we have moments Of leisure.
II you viii come down with your mother
some morning l shall be happy to show
Won over our building.
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The other windy day as gentleman
stood on the Campus Martius waiting for
a car his hat blew off and went skylark-
ing down the street. He was gathering
himself for q run when another pedestrian
called ont.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-03-15
Took the Veil.

rruthers = Where were you last
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-06-15
PAYING THE PIPER.

Sentences Passed Yesterday by the Police
NIsgistrates-One Southside Lover in
Sorrow-Thirty Days One Mans Penalty
for Trying to Die.
The police magistrates of the two cities
yesterday morning sat in judgment on 1O3
Saturday sinners. The offenses were of the
usual character. The list is as follows:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-06-15
FIRE RECORD.

A FRAME stable, owned by Garet O'Don-
nell, on Mcdonald way, Allegheny, caught
fire about O'Clock yesterday morning and
was damaged to the extent of about 500.
An alarm was sent in from box 3l5 and it
was quickly eXtinguished.
Ar $50 o'clock yesterday morning there
was an alarm of fire from station l4S, caused
by fire in the carpenter shop of Herman
Byers, 1724 Carey alley. The damage
amounted to about $50. The cause of the
hreiwas unknown.
AT Philadelphia early yesterday morning,
fire broke out in the main building of the
Philadelphia Abbatoir Company. Valuable
machinery and 1000 carcasses of dressed
beef and TO- 0O0 green hides were consumed
Loss about $4,000, covered by insurance.
OFFICER TIMME, who was on duty on Troy
Hill all day yesterday, walked over to No. IL
engine house about $3.50 O'Clock and had a
couple of the men bring over a section of
hose to play upon heap of dried leaves and
refuse which was lying in a field off Clark
street and had caught fire. A portion of the
fence was burned, but the fire was put out
in ten minutes. There was no excitement.
.FIREBuGs have been working at Mononga-
hela City for some time past. Wednesday
night they threw oil on the residence of DR..
Scott, and ignited it, but the fire was ex-
tinguished before any great damage was
done. 4 little after IL O'Clock yesterday
morning they set fire to the Blythe & Co.
planning mill, which was totally DESTROYED.
The loss is unknown, but will be very large.
as there was a large quantity of lumber
stocked in the yards.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-06-15
General Sporting Notes.

If the sluggers win to-day it will be four victor
les in Is tries.
TIE nine of st. James Church defeated the st.
Agnes nine Saturday.
Now Cincinnati is after Tom Burns. who is
wanted to captain the team.
STALEY will probably get his wish to-day, viz,
to pitch against the Pittsburg team.
PITCHER STIARROTT's arm is badly hurt and he
will norbe able 10 play for quite awhile.
JOHN BRADY. of Brownsville offers Pritchard
OF Shire Oaks, three yards start in 100 yards.
SAM WISE has been relieved of the captaincy of
the Baltimores, and George Van Haltren has sue
ceeded him.
THERE have only been o men the Senator'S
pay roll this year and there liable to be about 25
more before huckleberries are ripe.
JOE BATTIN was dismissed from the Eastern
League for advising Anson that Brown, of Albany,
was the most promising catcher in that league.
NED WILLIAMSON is playing with the Chicago
ing with st. Louis heavy-weights. The teams are
booked Tor an exchange of games.
STRATIIMEATH is certain to start in the Ameri-
can Derby. Secretary Brewster received tele-
gram from Green B. Morris yesterday saying that
the horse had shown fine work at practice and that
he would be shipped TO Chicago at once.
DISPATCH from Louisville says: Mrs. Isabella
Mays, wife of AL Mays, formerly pitcher of the
Louisville. Brooklyn and Columbus clubs and now
with club In Pennsylvania, filed suit to-day for
divorce, alleging abandonment, drunkenness and
cruelty.
THE J. A. Elseners, Of Lawrenceville, have or
ganized with the following players; A. Miller, H.
Walt, A. Hawley, A. Tresser j. Enrfght, Y. Reese,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-06-15
THE OLD ROW REVIVED
Between a Medical Couple, and the Wife
Takes a Very Quiet Departure.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE D1SPATCH.1
NEW YORK, June 14.-Just month ago
DR.. William A. Newell, of Jersey City
Heights, and his wife, DR.. Jennie Newell,
made their first simultaneous ap-
pearance in Police Court. DR..
Newell was prisoner, accused of assault
and battery on his wife. When the case
came up before Judge Davis the next morn
ing Mrs Newell declined to press the COM
plaint, and the case was dismissed.
The smoldering fires broke out afresh to-
day. DIR. Newell went to the Third Pre-
cinct police station and reported to
Captain Newton that his wife had dis
appeared and taken with her all her
personal property, great many things that
did not belong to her, and the best part of
the furniture. He also said an attempt
had been made to set fire to the
house. On Thursday night last, when he
returned home he found man in his wife's
room. Who the man was he declined to
say, but he did say that he was frequent
visitor to the house in his (the doctor's) alb
sence. The discovery revived the quarrel
between him and his wife.