St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-04
THOSE GIRLS.

There never was a girl so honely that
she could live happy without looking
glaSS.-SOmeryille Journal.
Girls are but weak creatures, but the
most ethereal of them can throw man
over with the greatest of ease.-St. Jo-
Seph News.
Sanso-There is one thing that every
woman likes to have finger in. Rodd
What's that? Sanso-An engagement
ring,-Harper' Bazaar.
He-Are you going to the Easter ball.
Celeste? She-fiow can |? I've nothing
to wear. He-Well, isn't that enough?
Washington Star.
She-YOu won't want me to give up
my typewriting after we are married,
will you? He-No, indeed. We have
to live. haven't we?-Indianapolis Jour
nal.
Mr.. Staylate-T Talking of queer acct
dents, Miss Clara Upperten diSlocated
her jaw the other day while yawning.
Miss De Pink (wearily)-Did you go for
Il doetor?-New York Weekly.
Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
''Out to the Zoo. kind sir, She said.
May go with you, my pretty maid:'
They might detain you, sir" She said
New York Sun.
She-Will you always love me, dear,
just the same as you do now? IIe-Al-
WAYS. She-You wretched thing. Why
didn't you protest that every year you
would love me mOre.-SOmervilleJ Jour
nal.
Howard didn't get home till late
last night. Richard-What sort of a
hand did you hold? Just the incest
little hand you ever saw. 1t belonged
to old man Goldrock's only daughter"
Detroit Free Press.
Eugie-How do youalike my new en-
gagement ring? Emma never liked
it; it was too large for me when | used
to wear it. And Eugie and Emma walk
on different sides of the road now
Brooklyn Eagle.
She-How do you expect me to pay
much attention to you when you pay so
much attention to other girls? He
Because if did not pay so much at
tentiOn to other girls you would not
pay so much attention to me.-Harper's
Bazaar.
1t was already past midnig Int and he
was working to prolong the ecstacy of
the situation. do you know" he said,
''some biologists claim time IS 100000,
600 of years old? What part does a
single hour or two play in such period?''
Philadelphia Times.
The husband asked, rs there anything new?'
Addressing his wife one morning;
Swift to her face the color flew,
The beauty there adjoining.
And her heart beat fast till it shook the frill
OF her gown and the edgiug on it,
As she answered softly, Yes, here's the bill,
My dear, for my Easter bonnet"
New York Press
Miss Primal fear there is nothing in
Miss MunsIey. Did you see her yawn
while you were saying such brigh;
things to her? Mr. Secundus-Ye
and | kept on, hoping she would nod
next. Miss Prima-Why? Mr.. Secun
dus-I thought it possible she might
talk some in her sleep,you knOW.-Har-
per'S Bazaar.
She was a maiden fair to see.
AS fresh and blooming as the rose,
With beauty. grace and modesty
And sweet as sugar, said the beaux.
The youth was bold who won her hand,
A circumstance which goes 10 show
1t is the man who has the sand
Who gets the sugar here below.
New York Press.
Dashaway-You know Wangle, who
treated me so badly? We'll. | got even
with him the other night. | started to
call on Miss Sandstone, and just as I
was about to ring the bell | looked in
through the window and saw he was
there and that she was singing to him.
Cleverton-And then you went in and
sat OH him. Dashaway-No. didn't. 1
went away and let her keep on singing.
Harper's Bazaar.
They were sitting quite i'll dark
Where the waning hearthfire sputtered,
Life is but q vital spark"
In an undertone he uttered.
''Mebbe," with sigh said She
Darker grew the room and darker
sShino md no worth more tn m
Eff it had a vital sparker.''
Boston Courier.