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The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

There is more Catarrh in this section Of the
than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years was supposed to be
For a great many years doctors
pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced 1t incur
able, Science has proven Catarrh TO be a con
stjtutional disease, n therefore requires con.
stitui ional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure.
manufactured by f. j. Cheney & Co, Toledo,
Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the
market. II is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspo0nful. IL acts directly upon
the bloOdand mucous surfaces OF the system
They offer one hundred dollars for any case II
fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimo-
malls. Address,
Arsold by Druggists, 75c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

16 Young St., M~IDDLETowN, April n 1871
j received the bolt G of Floraple&lUn you
sent me, ana am very much pleased WIN TUG
effect. l think another one Will cure Ihe. !
have had dyspepsia and lung complaint tor
about 6 years, and feel almost we'll now MY
sister is taking 1t with good results. oy
cure for Sick Headaehe' Indigestion, Dyspep
STA, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Nervous De
bility and Consumption. II IS the Only su.e
cure for these complaints. ASK your arussS'
for 1t, and get we'll.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

A SURE SOURCE OF INFORMATION.
WO0l-"Bronson has gotten himself
in a nice scrape taken a contract to
build a sewer, and don't know the first
thing about the work"
Van PeIt-"That's no matter; the
~loafers will who will. hang around will
tell him how 1t should be done.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
Progress.

1t is very important in this age of
vast material progress that a remedy be
pleasing to the taste and to the eye.
easily taken, acceptable to the stomach
and healthy in its nature and effects.
Possessing these qualities, Syrup OF
Figs is the one perfect laxative and
the most gentle diuretic known.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

DEAR SIR-Having read Mr.. Sargentss ex-
perlence in plating with gold, silver ana mex.
oil, am tempted to write of my success, sem
TO ii. X. Delno 4 Co OF Columbus, o., Tor a 70
platter: i have had more tableware ana rev,
elry than ! could plate ever SINCE. eleaiea
ST the FIRST week and in three weeks ~. any
one can 10 plating and make money IN any 10
cality the year round. You can get c~llculafs
by addressing above firm.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

A GOOD ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ten-cent shine isn't as good as your fve-
cent one."
Bootblack-sI know 1t, sir; that's
the reason / charge more. They injure
my reputation.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Intemperance. gluttony, exposure, excesses and
evil habits Of all sorts yitiateS the blood, taxes
the vital force and embarresses the functions
Of the important organs of digestion, nutrition
and excretion. The body becomes disordered
and sick and the healthy action oil II ture, is
were the wise doctors found the st. Bernard
Vegetable pill the best aid to nature by stimu-
iatfng the TOT pid liver kidneys, skin and bowels,
A sample Of the st. Bernard Vegetable Phi
viii be sent free to all applicants. Address
st. Bernard, Box 2Il6, New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Cams Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's'
Heart, Urinary oil Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &C. Cure guaranteed. ISL
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 d bottle, .
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
cures, Try 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
At least one person in three between
the ages of ten and forty years is sub
ject TO partial deafness.
Rupture.

FEBRUARY 10th, lssl.-This Is to certify that
i. ID. b. NOll, Of LImekIla P. o., BerKs County,
Pa, was ruptured for s years, and got entirely
cured Of 1t I years ago BY DR.. j. b. Mayer, 6l
Arch Street. DR.. Mayer also gives treatment
at Hotel Penn, Reading. Pa, on the ID Satur-
day and following Sunday OF each month.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

ANOTHER KIND OF vEHICLE.-"D.d
he leave in q c0upe?" asked the judge
Of ali amusing witness.
mo, your honor. He left in a huff"
was the unexpected answer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

CUPID UNDER ARREST. Mr.. Pul-
liam about to propose)-''Miss San,
ford, am now going to say what !
wanted to say an hour ago. Can younot
guess from my eyes what it ISL" .
Miss Sanford-"Do you mean good
night2' "You look sleepy"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

WHEN A WOMAN IS sILENT.e-Char-
lie Observation-Disclosures talkm" wo-
men areI They never give a man a
chanc. to get a word in edgewlse."
Mr.. Bondclipper-"Oh, yes they
do"
Knickerbocker - "When, for iu-
s~tsncep"
neutrality-suspicious. they see a fel-
low is trying to propose. They don't
interrupt him thenif he is rich M
til he has commit himself.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Mature rarely wastes, but some
times she does" said Mehitabel as the
eli cus. "Look at the elephant, for in
stance. Two tails practically. and yet
with a hide impervious to tiles"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

When q tramp Is fortunate enough to
get hold Of the upper portion Of a roast
ed fowl he generally makes a clean
breast Of it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

NOT AN EXTINCT RACE.-Teacher--
"JOhnny, who was the prodigal sonp'
Johnny-"Oh, that was the fellow
who went away a dude and came back
q tramp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

With the same finger with which she
has lust dashed a tear from her eyes a
woman artfully arranges a stray lock Of
hair on her temple.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

"Sweet nothingsI" he exclaimed soft
", as he looked at the row Of ciphers
after the figure on the check.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

"What do you do with that baseball
maskp"
"Why, Johnny is very bad sometimes,
and the only closet l have to shut HIM
up in is where the preserves are safe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Mr.. Jones Gas the gizzly draws up on
him)--s'Ohi why can't I remember
whether it's is q grizzly or brown bear
that can't climb a tree?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Parrott-"How many great titles end
in or'--Emperor, legislator, editor"
Virgins (who lives In a fiat)-Yes, and
ianitOr.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Every ingredient employed in producing
Hoods S~arsaparilia is strictly pure, aud is the
best Of its kind II Is possible to buy. In the
course Of preparing Hoods Sarsapariila every
thing is carefully watched with a view to at
tanning the best result.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

A value of a compliment lies in its
nl,cinc. ssHeart of oak" Is more pleas
antly received than ''wooden head"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

"a say, Bill''(shouting to another sales
mani, "got any more of those diamond
necklaces for slap"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The lobster Is not noted for its bash.
fulness; but It turns red on getting into
shot water"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Certain peculiaritles in the spectrum
of the sun. are thought to indicate that
much of its matter sslill In elementary
forms owing to its intense heat,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The California Museum Association
of Sacramento offers a $3.50 prize FOR
an invention to utilize the rise and fall
of the tides.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

1--WE meet but to part" as the comb
said to the brush.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The dlsinherited son ispunished with
a will.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The manufacture Of starch from. ar
row-root is a new and thriving industry
in Florida.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The royal chef does things to the
Queens taste.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

The first submarine cable Of French
manufacture Is now being finished at
Calais.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Vermont claims the first electric
motor,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Detroit undertakes must wear rub
Der coates when they handle diphthsris
corpseA
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
HUMOROUS.

darkness that may be felt-A black
hat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
SPECIAL DISEASES and YOUTHFUL ERRORS.

foth old and Young. ! advise all to call, who
have been deceived and robbed by selfstyled
eminent physicians.
ONCE Hours. ga. NJ. to p. NJ, 6tog P. NJ
Saturday all day. Closed on Sunday. Send 20.
stamp for BOOK. 2s7 ly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Benjamin Franklin once remarked
that death by electricity will be tile
easiest of all deaths.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
A Headfess RattlesnaKc.

Prof. Brewer Of Yalo recently
at afe.idcn told d good snake story.
Years ago no was in California, and
had his tripod and other surveyors in
struments in the field. Stepping along
in tho bushes he felt q movement un-
der his feet, and found that no was
standing on 4 4 l-2 foot ratalesnakc-
a large. vicious and fighting fellow.
But tho snake was so completely pin
toned that lc C ,uld not strike the thick
boot that held him fat. Prof. Brewer
held the rattlcr's head down with his
tripod and cut It of. Then he cut of
his rattlcs. Stepping aside, ho saw
tho body of tho snake partly eoiIcd. ~
ing very still Taking out his rulc to
measure its length, tho Professor took
hold of tho serpent to slraishten him
out.
"Quick as an electric SHOCK" said
Prof. Brewer. "that hcadless snake
brought the bloody stump owe and
struck n hard blow upon the back of
my hand. Iknew that his head was
off and that he could not poison me,
but that quick and hard blow Of the
rather fairly made my hair stand on
end"
Prof. Williams, standing by, said:
~ have on two or three occasions seen
similar sudden blows by headiess rat
tlesnakes."-rHartford Tim9
Getting Satan Behind Her, to Push.
Armand-Comel Fly with me. 1
'mplore yon?
Camillc-Ncvcri Sir. Sou Insun
ne.
Armand-Whatl You will not go7
Camille-f will resist you with all
strength of my woman's nature
If you would tear me from this place,
YOU must first drug mo and render me
unconscious. You will find . bottle
IF cbloroform OH tho bureau over
th~ere.-(From an unprodnced drama
by Dumas.
Victor Hugo had a room made en-
irely of glass, the walls and CELL
ngs transparent. at the top of his house,
A here he wrote his poetry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

HARD THINGS TO GUEsS-"Do you
hear tina Lyndcede has printed a Prize
picturep'
"No,"
"True. It's to be given as a prize to
any one who euesses what it's about"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

"ENaLIsH AS SHE is sPoKE." -
"I)id you call on the iamlsons last
eve"ingP"
eyes"
GLOW did you find them?"
easily enough; I've been there be-
fort.p
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Victor Hugo had a room made en-
,irely of glass, the walls and CELL
ngs transparent. at the top of his house,
ahere he wrote his poetry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

Wool Is mads from wood tree abrs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26
yERYMo1H

should Have II in The Houaes
Dropped On Sugar, Children Love
to take JoHssoN's AropYNK IIsInEsr for Group, Colds,
Sore Throat, Tonsiiitis, Collie, Cramps and Pains Re
lieves Summer Complaints. Cuts, Bruises like magic.
THINK OF 1T.
In use over 40 YEARS In one family.
DR.. /. s. Johnson h Colt Is sixty years since l nrst
learned OF your JoHssoS's ANoDYTR LsfNRNT; for niors
than forty .gears have used y In my family. regard
be found, used Internal. or external In all cases. OIL
INGALLS,, Deacon end Baptist Church, Bangor, Me
Every Sufferer s'lss, n sss92Is,s' s =:
yous Headache, Diphtheria, Coughs, Catsrrh, bronchitis.
Asthma, Cholera Morbus, Diarrhea, lsmeness, Soreness
ia Body or Limbs. Stif Joints or Stralns, Will lind IN
free. Sold everywhere, Price IS cts by mail. 9 bottles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-06-26

1856
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25

stead OF telegraph poles and strip of we'll
kept lawn in the center of the street, the
railway lines would become ornaments
rather than eye sores.
We all need to pray for aItree- plantingire-
vival such as visited the Saints when the
streets were lined with those plumed scions
Of the forest-the Lombardy poplars, the
most graceful tree that grows. Before the
sides Of the mountains and high benches
are fit for habitation there must be trees.
Trees are not spontaneous product of the
soil in this arid country, and there must be
tree planting, and great deal of it. 1t
takes many years to grow good sized
tree, and it is important that they should
be started now. There should be law
compelling every lot and land owner to
plant and maintain trees along the streets
and public roads throughout the the entire
country wherever irrigation or sufficient
moisture can be had. One cannot now go
to the city waterworks without passing
along a stretch of road unsheltered by
single tree. There are streets and roads
within the corporation as devoid OF shade
trees as trail among the sand hills of
Kansas. This ought not to be. Land
owners will soon find to their sorrow that
lots without shade trees will not sell.
There is already considerable sweltering
among the newcomers who have built
small frame cottages on vacant lots, setting
out few saplings that will require five
years growth to produce any more shade
than that cast by an umbrella.
With all the streets parked as boulevards,
the fame of Salt Lake would be her
aided over the world as the most beautiful
city on the western continent
BY making the city beautiful it will st
tract here men of fortune and women of
culture and refinement.
Great sanitariums will spring up at the
thermal springs and half dozen bathing
resorts on the great lake. The demand
for educational institutions will be so great
that colleges and universities, equal to the
best in the east, will be established. Here
is the natural location fer great school of
mines. Public libraries and all the acces-
SORES of an educational center will find a
ready response from our wealthy liberal
minded citizens.
The new era of peace and good will can
successfully master every material ques-
ticn for the people are united in a common
purpose.
To make Salt Lake beautiful is to make
1t commercially great. There are elements
Of greatness in our midst. The future is
ours If we grasp the present. We cannot
take hold of our opportunities while clutch
ing each other by the throat What bene-
fits Salt Lake City contributes to advance
the prosperity of Utah.
GEORGE WALLACE WILLIAMS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25

| use in the counting room, and all that art
can suggest in decorative and illuminated
printing In the early part of the month
the house turned out 900 PACED directory
of Salt Lake City, for r. L. Polk g. Co., IN
better time and with more satisfactory re-
| sultsito the publishers than has ever been
achieved in the west an average of thirty
two pages day being landed in the bind
| cry, where a competent force completed
| them for delivery.
One of the finest and most unique dis
| plays of photographic printing ever made in
this section is the Sample book'' gotten
out few months ago by Kelly & Co. 1t
contains gems of rare taste and exquisite
execution, and has done much toward build
ing up their reputation as artists in the
community. They employ none but work
men of the best standing and pay them
good salaries. In this respect they are
leaders in the trade; their force is made up
of men who know how to do their work and
do it. The average number of employees
on the pay roll of the company is about
forty; the amount paid out for wages is
about 50, 900 month or, in round figures
S25, 900 a year. This item alone should gain
for Kelly g. Co. praise for their mainten-
once and support of home industry.
Among the leading mercantile houses of
the city, and, in fact the west, the reputa-
ton of these peoples blank books is ex-
celled by none. Banks, railroad offices,
county officials and all who use well bound,
, easy opening, lasting books get exactly
what they want, ruled to order, any pat
tern, at the establishment Of Kelly g. Co.
In this line they are acknowledged by all
to be at the head. Their system of pre-
serving copies and ordering ruled goods by
number is appreciated by business men
who have tested its workings.
Since the introduction of the photographic
department into their concern and the
spread of the work done therein, that
branch has steadily increased in popularity
and orders have poured in constantly
until now the industry is firmly and thor
oughly established upon an honestly earned
reputation for first-class work and No. l
material. The cover of this Christmas
number of The HERALD is one of their jobs
and is work of art that speaks for itself
more loudly than half column notice
could do.
Kelly 81 Co. are to be commended for
their interchangeable push, their efforts to
maintain thelead as photographers, printers
and blank book manufacturers. They are
to be congratulated, this Christmas morn
ing, upon the success they have achieved
in general way, and for their support of
home industry are to be especially lauded.
THE HERALD accords them its share.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25

rCN SHE science Of to-day Is fast
t5EEEA dispelling the fetichism of yes
A%Hr%s terday; the march of medical
LWeTEnSMS progress to-day causes one to
M@lES1 \ stop and hesitate what to pre-
w. III dict for the morrow.
EsS@>0 Hygiene and improved Their
S apeutic methods go hand in hand
eSat in combating the despotic rule of
FT death. From the cradle through
childhood. adolescence and to old age; from
the nursery, through the fancies and
foibles of youth and the manifold voca-
lions Of life, even upon the battle field
through the final contamination of earthly
existence modern medicine accompanies
man with unrelenting care.
The incredulous will ashland possibly
with some degree of reason-what is
science doing to-day for the human race?
In putting the question we will say we be-
neve they are governed in the main by
spirit of skepticism founded in want of
confidence in modern researches, and still
further in their consciousness of our short
comings, our weaknesses, our fallibility in
our efforts to advance; however, could
they go back in their thought and scan the
pages of history a few hundreds of years,
they would possibly admit, indeed, come to
our aid and assert that we were really
moving forward-all along the line; that
we are presenting a solid front to the
enemy. and while we cannot completely
annihilate him, rout him, down him, we
can at least show by facts and figures that
we possess a longer lease upon life now
than was common among people in centu-
ries past We have but to turn back over
the pages of history to cite the prevalence
of great pestilences, their frequency, their
severity, even to threatening the utter an
initiation of people and tribes among
which they were rampant
In the middle ages they ragged from time
to time; indeed, it is said that in the four
tenth century more than half the popula-
ton of ENGLAND died from the plague, and
that twenty-five millions of human beings
persisted in various parts of Europe Again,
we read of the black death in England and
on the continent in the seventeenth cen
fury, and that it was fearful, its
ravages beyond the power of words to por-
tray. In commenting upon these historical
facts we ask ourselves, why this excessive,
this immense mortality, and we answer at
once it was through want of knowledge of
even the fundamental principles of hygiene
as we apply them in this day and genera
ton in governing our material being. This
seems fair statement founded upon act.
We know to-day that kthe AVERAGE long
levity of man is increasing with the march
of time and advance of civilization, and the
consequent enlightenment of the human
family regarding disease. its prevention
and cure. When we grow retrospective in
our search for facts, we recall that at the
time of the reformation the average lon
gevlty of man was but twenty-one years,
while the records Of annuities on life to-day
tell US that within the last two centuries
the average yeriod of human existence has
nearly doubled: viz, thirty-seven years.
After all we feel like exclaiming with
brother Jasper "Verily the sun do novep'
To come down to the present, with which
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25

Ing concerns, because they reflect an inter-
est in the welfare and growth of the city
and its population. The success of indi-
viduals and firms in business, no matter of
what nature, is gratifying at all times and
especially at this glad holiday time, when
everybody and all nature wears happy
smiles, it is pleasant to note the evidences
of prosperity, thrift and well-doing of our
felloW-citizens.
Among the evidences of enterprise.
pluck, push and perseverance which Salt
Lake city has day to boast of, there is
none it has cause to be more proud of than
the hive of Kelly & Co., in the interior of
the block at SO w. Second South street.
Beginning about three years ago with little
cash capital, but with lots of experience,
Messrs. Kelly, Stevens and Evans, the
original team of the firm, have worked
wonders in their line. The first named
being practical blank book maker, the
second one thorough stationer and the
third printer of thirty years. practice,
they understood the requirements of sue
cess in their business and secured addi-
tlonal facilities to keep pace with the grow
ing spirit of progress. From an infant
outfit of small Gordon and sufficient type
to get out an ordinary line of commercial
work, the concern has been added to until
now four different sized platen presses, a
pony Campbell, 37x55 Huber book press
and monster Campbell photographic press
combine in turning out immense quantities
of printed matter of varied kinds. Out of
n O 1t how C,
cat by the tair' the company has emerged
and now occupies premises, built upon
its own ground, commodious and
adapted in every respect to the
demonds of the continually increas-
ing trade. With meagre capital the
original members of the firm carried on an
astonishingly brisk business and added to
the stock in trade, appliances and capital
to the extent of necessitating more help in
every department. Mr.. Fred w Gardiner,
well known in commercial circles, joined
forces and contributed coin and talent to-
ward the growth and spread of the firms
opportunities and possibilities. 1t became
an incorporated institution, with capital
placed at $4,000. Later, Collier g. Cleve-
land, of Denver, became interested and in
addition to their other vast facilities, a
photographic plant of high order was put
in, making the concern one of the most per-
feet and extensive in the west
The showing this merry Christmas"
morning will compare favorably with that
of any similar establishment in the coun-
try. And withal, the movements and con-
duct of the several departments of the in
stitution have been unpretentious, they
have spoken for themselves to the extent
of furnishing employment for the forces
engaged without any outside solicitation in
the shape OF drumming.
The quality of work and class of material
used have given to their jobs imprints of
their own. The extent and variety of the
business manipulated by this enterprising
firm is such that all of Utah and most OF
the surrounding territories are covered,
and includes everything printed, from a
visiting card to a thousand-paged book,
anything that is bound either to read or for
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25

UTAH has the most wonderful warm and
hot sulphur springs, the peers Of anything
similar on the American continent, and
whose virtues will yet attract patients
from all parts of the civilized world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25
SANITATION.

The Warfare Of Science in Defense of Human
Life
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-12-25
MULTUM IN PARVO.

A Brief Sketch Of Well Established Firm
That Of Kelly & Co.
THE HERALD, this ever-memorable ami
versary of good will and kind actions
among mankind, takes pleasure in refer
ring to the extension Of business and the
growth of commercial interests in Salt
Lake city. 1t is It's pride to write >s
paint commendatory notices of deseI.
and thriving tradespeople and manufm