The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1891-10-15
WIT AND HUMcR.

And me placed ii tenderIy near her heart
And never a word she aid
And my heart grew sic'i with jealous fear.
Though my lips weT e cold and mute;
But after learned 'nat the letter brought
Only her bathing suit
Dramatic Mirror.
A preacher with the big head is a
man the devil loves to look at.-RdmS
Horn.
And, darling, what does your fatLer
think of my suit?h She (sobbingly)
He thinks it is misfit. Detroit Free
Press.
This life is what we make it part of
the time; the rest of the time it is what
some woman makes it SonaerUitte
| Journal.
Maud-"So you really think | am
pretty?" Harry-"Yes, indeed! But.
| then. you know, I'm no judge of
| beautv!i- Boston NesOS.
A correspondent mournfully writes
that Long Branch isn't what it used
to be-" So much the better for Long
Branch. city Star.
Bessie" why do you stroll so much
with Jack on the sand?' Jessie
Because that is the one thing Jack
seems 10 lack. "-Nes0 York Herald.
Dazzle why do they say truth is
stranger than tiction?n Razzle-"Bc-
cause some people see SO little OF it
| that it seems strange. y L0Oeu Citi-
| zen.
Philosophers tell US that from Adam
| down no man has yet understood n
woman, but men are not tired of try
ing yet by any means.-SomerUtlte
| Journal.
The men who laid the scheme to rob
the Treasury should have waited till
the simmer hotel headwaiters got
through with some of the money
Washington STIR.
Prim-"Is it true that life at this
resort is so fast?' Jaggs-"Fast?
should say so. Why. even the fogs
that hang about here get dissipated. j
-Baitin0re american.
Travel is a great educator" re-
marked Amy. That's So" replied
Sue. Why, / could not nirt bit be.
fore | made 4 tour Of the watering
places. ''-Net0 York Sun.
DO you understand Latino" asked
the student. Il regret TO say l dc
not" 20, well, | can make mysel
understood in German; lend me five
dollars. "-Fitegende Batter.
Madge-"This summer resort re
minds me of what the professor
said of the primary geological forma
tons" Evelyn How's that. dear?'
Madge-It contains no trace of man.
Life.
She tripped going down to the beacl
and blushed prettiIy. You are Xix,
the leaves of the forest" whispere,
her escort. How SOP" she asked
You turn red with the fall" was tin
reply.-Nc10 York Herald.
Teacher-What did Adam put OIL
after his disobedcnce?' Parke As
bury, the new oy-"Fig leaf" Teache
Correct; what did he have on befor
the fall?" The new boy" Balhiu;
suit. Philadelphia Press.
Now, YOU never smell the odor O
liquor on my BREATH" said the youn:
gers for his bibulous propensties
No: what do you do for it?" aske,
Staggers, with deep interest. -Ep0ch
DO you think that Mr.. Barlow i
serious, Alce?' questioned the fon
mother. Il think he must be-" re
piled the girl; The even laughs a
Tommy's pranks and always listens t
paDa's war stories. "-Nel0 York Hel
ald.
/ The ''How's this? Four do
lars day! Stopped here a year az
and paid only half that much" ''Th
| Proprietor-"Ju so. Then it wa
the 'McGiunis Tavern Now it is tn
/ Hotel McGinuis. '" = Puts5urg BIZ
ietin.
II hear that You arc engaged t
Lord Hardsquoze," said belle to he
said the business-like young woman
Il shouldn't say we were engaged. bu
II have an option on him."-IGaSh
mgtOn Star.
. The story of the Persian shah boi
ing that delinquent tax collector t
death is reiterated. In the name c
, civilization. however it's to be hope
he didn't add the crown of cruelty t
his sutferings by asking him if it wa
hot enough for him. : Phitadetphi
Times.
The Rev. Spiritwilling Cat Ocea1
Grove)-"I wonder if our order amen
the wearing of decent habiliment
have been hearkened unto by the bath
ing sisters?" The Rev. Thorninllesh-
"Ahem! Let us stray forth by tn
: water and examine into the Natter
Neao York Herald.
Evelina-"Come, Chawley. let's q
home now" Charles - What for
Aren't YOU enjoying the entertain
ment?' Eveliua-"Oh, YES. but it ism
good form 10 be very much intereste
in anything. People won't know bu
we are from the country if we sta
until the end. &C autdugua AsSembL
Herald.
Hubby-"I've just been in to ge
weighed. Have gained ten pounds
Fogg-'So? What did you have TO
breakfast?' Hubby-.'Only a coupl
of biscuits" Fogg Your wife's?
Hubby-"Of course" Fogg Am
only gained ten pounds Somethin
must be wrong with the scales Dos
ton Transcript.
"Ah, old fellow. there is no Seaso
for love like summer. You can tax
your girl out on a moolight night TO
Il long walk. 1t is so much nicer tina
having to talk to her in gaslit pai
lor." Harry 1T is very pleasant
| know; but still it has its disadyar
tages. A fellow can't turn out tn
moon."-EpOch.
Il cannot give you recommends
ton, Ellen, because as a houSemai
you are neither careful nor clean a
beg to differ. mum" Very well; bu
rs proof need only refer you to tn
, condition of this kitchen and theS
dishes" But, good gracious. mum
tnet were tiat ulrty when came.