Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-02-05

The red nose of the silent man
speaks for itself.--Ddllds Neaos.
MN

nG ftu muse Ol bHb slleub uldil
speaks for itself.-Da'lds Ne'os.
1t is called a wild cat scheme be-
cause of the hidden clause in its charter.
Boston Transcript.
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The chief fruits of legislative debate
just now seem to be senatorial pairs
Baltimore american.
Strangely enough the Chilli govern
ment is having a hot time of it.-&.
Louis Post Dispatch.
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job was the first successful physi-
clan because he had more patience than
anybody Washington Star.
The suspicion is gaining ground
that the silver pool investigation fishing
is only intended for a cod.--Phliadetphia
Times
Brooklyn has fiend who goes about
cutting off young girls braids The girls
ought to try switch on him. Yonhers
Statesman.
Swiss girls are said to be the best
tlady help" They are quiet and indus
trious and do not Tell everything
Louisville Courier-,Iourndl.
In making out list of eligible suitors
the most modest as well as the most in
genuous of girls is apt to put on heirs
Bin9hampton Leader,
Woman is called the "wealser YES
sNl,o but no one would suppose so if
they saw the bill for her rigging
Ioahers Statesman.
-"You can't be too car-full," said
the superintendent to the new car
driver Teras Syttings.
"A girl might have four strings to
her beau and then not be able 10 keep
him quiet.-Ncw ORLEANS Picayune.
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"A newspaper differs somewhat from
a man. 1t may be short-lived, but it
cannot do without issue.
One reason why the lawyers in
will case wont prophesy any outcome
is because they all expect an income
E2mira Gazette.
The man whose affections for his
wife ramain unclouded when She tells
him that the flour barrel is empty is
very lonesome man.
MN
The kind hearted policeman who
returns the lost child is the best heir re-
stnrer ever known.
-Gushley-Did you ever, like the
poet, ''stand on the bridge at mid
night"
Rounder-No but I've stood on a bob
tail flush at about that time in the even
ing.
Lets see; that tenderfoot is in the
soup, isn't he?"
Yes. He'd have been better off if
he'd stayed in the yeast
Creates quite stir-The teaspoon.
- Washington Post.
Ignorance of the law excuses no
one-except the lawyer.
: WAS the play spicy?" "The 60
ing out between the acts was"
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Everybody has bilious attack on
the first of the month";. Washington
Star.
1t is occasionally frightfully hard
to accept your own doctrine.-1tchison
Globe.
"A war veteran tells the Boston
Journal of comrade in the same regi-
ment who had a novel cure for cold
feet "He raised his foot from the
ground and struck some light blows
with his hand ON the upper part of his
leg, just above the knee. l did the
same with both legs and instantaneously
felt flow of warm blood coursing
downward, and the feet became com
fortably warm"
-Tommy-"Did you do much fight
ing during the war, pa?"
Pal did my share of it, Tommy"
"Did you make the enemy run ?"
"You're right, | did, Tommy"
"Did they ketch. you, paS"-Boston
Courier.
-Cupid's beau and error make trouble
for msny Pnts5uyg Post.
NM
The shortest canal to the red mans
affections = the neutrality-suspicious.
phia Press
The bakers strike at Seattle is
ended, and all of the strikers have re-
turned to roll call -GhicAg0 Post.
NM
-"My heart failed me-" he said, as he
drew club to ill bob-tail flush of red
cards. Washington Post.
When lover has his arms around
about-Banghdmpton Republican.
This has been very bad season for
dramatic companies. AS the ghost
doesn't walk, the actors have to-
Rochester Post
DIR, Charles A. Eastman is one
Sioux indian who has no reason to com
plain, as he expects to get Goodale out
of the white race.-St. Louis Post Dis
patch,
=" W nat snail we do with our chill
drenp' asks Boston author. In going
to lease house, or To rent apartments,
leave them at home and pretend you
haven't ANY, hil1delphM Ledger.
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WHY TIE BELT FITz-sIMMoNs.
You may think and talk as you will
The Australians praises may sing;
But I'll wager that Dempsey was whipped
HanaiIGa hn Had Eify it,t ha ri
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1t may be regarded as corroborative
proof that man does not like slippery
pavement when he's down on it.-ihit-
adclohia Times,
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