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Piles! Piles! Piles!

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Itching or bleeding and long standing cases
Has never failed. Try Il, even Il YOU have
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clean, ana Possesses every advantage over omt.
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lce- Give u = trial and you will hc relieved nni
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Thermometer below Freezing

aud fierce storm Vi ca,.iAB sect which suikes thc
face like thousand needles. Wind forty miles an
hour. You say a man couldn't stand such ex-
posurel Nc, he eouldn'i, without Just the proper
clothing. And there's only one outfit that can
keep man both warm and dry at such time, and
that is the Fish Rranl Shckcr" They are
guaranteed ftorm-proof, waterproof, and wind.
proof. Inside one oi them, you are mach our Of
the weather as # indoors. They arc light, but
warm. Deing re-enforced Throughout, they never
rip; and the buttons arc wre-lastened. No rail
road man who has once tried one would be with 1ut
il for ten times It's cost. Beware OF worthless im-
itationg every garment stamped with " Fish Brand
Trade Mark. Don't accept any inferior coat when
you can have the " Fish Brand Sucker delivered
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he. "ThsY say it takes three generations
make gentlemen" She; Indeed wbs,
aplsassnt prospect for your grandson"
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Net fast colors. Whippsr: "What do yor
thiRk Of young Mrs. Giddy's compl xitnf
snapper: Pm afraid 1t won't washr'
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The man who is always wishing he wer'
dead, is sure TO be the first to rush for IL
door Of the theater Il The cry of Are.
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on theroad to the Mussa1mab, ,hnryiug-
Ground Imam Dins saecompapisd hv one
enthet friend, carving ii, ,hjs arms,
wrapped in a white cloth. all that
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The Best Remedy .
IA this world says J. Hofherr Of Syracuse, q, 3.
% Pastor KOenig Nervo Tonic, because nv scl
who was partially parali1ed three yearn ago Snd
attacked by FITS, has not had any symptoms q
them nincs ho took one bottle Of the TnInedy,
most heartily think for it.
Nervous ProstTation cuFeds
CRoGHAE, N. Y. June, 1875.
Twas not able TO do anything for 10 months,
was confined to bed most OF the time, couldn't
eat nor sleep, was so nervous and dizzy that i
could not walk froui the house to the garden I
was oil run down by what the doctois called
nervous prostraS on. No meuicine seemed 70
help mo. Then l took Pastor KoenigB Nerve
Tonic and now can eat and sleep and have ne
more Rinking Fpells can do my houstwork again
am very thankful for this and recommend the
SUSIE vERsHNEmER,
Dr q r Horn act ,ehighton
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Notice for Publication.


LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
Aug. 8, 1915
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver of
Santa Fe, N. M, on Sept. Is, 1891, viz
Nestor Roibal, heir at law of Nemesia g.
de Roibal for the p Sc Sc ne d,
tec. l, lot sec. II, tip Is n, r10e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continues residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Luciano Garcia, Tomas Gurule, OF
Canoncito, N. M. Cruz Gurule, Juan
Gonzales, of Glorieta, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason, un-
der the law and the regulations of the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Notice for Publication.
Homestead 2459.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. M.
August 81. 1891

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
August q, 1915
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make faal proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before register or receiver, at Santa
Fe, N. M, on October 2, 1891, viz: David
Tafolla, for the lots 80, p, sw sec 2,
lots l-2. sec 3, tip n,r4e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, SAID land, viz:
Jose Yuez Esquibel, Vicente Montana,
Rafael Velarde, Maxine Jaramillo, all of
TERRA Amarillo, Rio Arriba county, N.
M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross-examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27

During the epidemic of fux in this
county last summer, had hard work to
keep supply of Chamberlain's Collc,
Cholera and Diarrhcea Remedy on hand,
People often came ten or twelve miles in
the night to get bottle OF the remedy. |
have been selling patent medicines for the
last ten years and find that it has given
better satisfaction in cases of diarrhpa
and fux, than any other medicine | ever
handled-J. H. Benham, druggist, Col
conda, Pope county, Ill. Over 500 bottles
of this remedy were sold in that county
during the epidemic referred to. 1t was
perfect success and was the only remedy
that did cure the worst cases. Dozens OF
persons there will certify that it saved
their lives. In four other epidemics OF
bowel complaint this remedy has been
equally successful. Twenty-Five and so
cent bottles for sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
His Only Capers.

Plugwinch-Good idea, waiter, to serve
capers with this alleged spring lamb.
Waiter Yes, sir; most gentlemen likes
EN-.
Plugwinch-No, it isn't that; but 1 IVES
just thinking that these were the only
capers the poor old creatures had had for
the last ten years.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.

Ascertain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Ole
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed
1t is put up in rs and 80 cent boxes
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
La the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
Q uses. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27

Father (reading it)-Ah, yes, the bill
for you and the girls summer hats.
Twenty dollars and ninety-fve cents.
Nearly $21. No use being mean. III
buy cents worth of black varnsh to
color my last years straw hat and make
the bill the full figure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Lost and Found.

She Con the piazza at evening)-What
an awful large chair l really feel lost in
i'll
Helm! Well, if you'll let me have
the other half of it guess can find you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
DR.. Acker's English Pill.

Are active, effective and pure. For sicb
headache, disordered stomach, loss of ap
petite, bad complexion and bliousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
Couldn't Do 1t.

A Waldoboro girl worked the motto,
Il Need Thee Every Hour and presen-
ted it to her fellow. He said he couldn't
help it. 1t takes him two hours to milk,
feed the pigs and hens, morning and
night, and business must be attended to.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-27
NOTICE OF THE ORGANIZATION
OF THE
Court Of Private Land Claims

NOTICE is hereby given that the Court of
~ Private Land Claims, established by the
act of Congress approved March 8, 1891, en-
titled An act to establish a Court of Private
ment of private land claims in certain States
and Territories was duly organized at the
City of Denver, In the state of Colorado on
the first day of July, 1891, by the appoint
yided for in said act. And by order of the
Chief Justice and Associate Judges of said
court the first session thereof viii be held
at Denver, Colorado, on Tuesday, the 18th
day of November, 1891.
follows:
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No Woman Would Dare DO 1t.

To- DuIuottc, III fulAauclpulo fItos.
A writer in one of our magazines owe"
own probably two hundred or three hun
dred magazines) says: eff George NJ. Pull
man could be induced by a council of wom-
en- TO give five years of his wonderful brain
to the problem of household comfort off the
rails counseling with housekeepers, he
might crown his life by carrying into the
average home the same comforts and ele-
gancies with which he now regales the
travelling public"
Go to; thou speakest as one of the foolish
women speaks; there is something more
than wonderful brain work necessary. If
the housekeeper of the average family
wOuld charge every member of her house
hold 81. cash. for every meal and luncheon
they ate; 81 q night for lodging in a bed
room exactly the size of the bed. furnish q
family of forty-four hand basins for
ablutionary purposes; compel them to live
in Q house with three rooms in it, to sit on
their beds all day and thus save the ex-
pense of chairs and the trouble of airing
the bedding, and compel each member of the
family to pay each of the servants twenty
five cents a day in addition to their salary,
the brain of any man in the business might
take o long. long vacation. and the women
would fairly overwhelin their families with
comforts and e~legancies.
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makes M. shudder to this day. and there

makes me shudder to this day. and there
was no way but TO carry e out.
II took my shovel and ent the corpse
through at the waist; removing the belt.
self from the body. / placed the portions
of the corpse in the car and sent them up
in the next load of coal On the next car
down were hammer and chisel. which L
OWNED were for the purpose of taking OH
my band and chain. This l did, and sent
them up with the next load of coal This
was all the recognition they gave to my
sending mp the dead body i learned when
/ came out that a pardon had come for the
Pole only q few weeks after his death.
Now, / was alone, and kept at my i've
cars daily until one day after l had sent mp
my second car e paper came down telling
me to put my lamp on the next load. This
meant that / had been IN the mine q year.
and now l was to send up only three loads
q day. i had myself been keeping account
of the time by placing o lump of coal for
each day In q certain place. My count
made it 1853 days. which. considering my
situation, 1 hin was pretty good. I now
sank into q respondent mood, and / found
that three cars q day were worse than i've.
i had so much more time to think. j would
sit on my bed of coal and ponder over my
hsrdships until / thought l should go mad.
III 4 had had any means of committing
suicide l certainly should have taken it.
1T did not occur TIC me TO get on the
car myself.on one of its up trips. III had
done so l would certainly have been shot
by the guard at the entrance of the mine.
Time went on. endless as it seemed. and
nothing occurred to break the mOnotony
until one day an officer descended with a
large sheet of paper. He could not talk
English, but merely moti0ned for me to get
into the car. This l refused to do, because
l was more scared to 60 up than TO stay
where l was. He then returped MP the
shaft and soon came down again with an
interpreter. who told me that my term of
imprisonment had expired"
After his release Captain Morris could
get neither relief nor information from the
officials, but made his way. as best he
could, back to Vladivostock, whence a jap
anese steamer took him tn Nsgasaki. where
home. He had long been mourned as dead.
and his temperance was as one from the
grave. He tells his story in q straightfor-
ward manner to all callers.
He has had quite enough of Russia.
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Chances Against the Girls.

New York Comm ercisl Advertiser,
Those unfortunate women who are look
ing to matrimOny AS their one aim in life
will DO reduced to q state of wretched
despair by the results of the last world
census. According to this there are now
1854 women to every 100 men. and the
proportion of women to men has been
steadily increasing in every census since
1851. In looking at the numbers, this
does not seem SO very serious, but il must
be taken into account tina of this number
of men O large number are unable to marry,
and another large proportion of them do
not seem willing to enter into the matri-
monial bond. 1t is therefore a forlorn nope
for . woman to make up her mind that che
is going to marry as q means of obtaining a
livelihood, In the language or the street,
the chances are as about four to one that
she will "get left.n
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THE IDEAL FIGURE.
Weight and Measurements of . Woman OF
Five Feet Three In Height.

Five Feet Three In Height.
New York Recorder.
The average American woman is just
about FIVE feet three inches tall. SO that she
exceeds the Venus de Medici by three
and one-half inches. According to accepted
standards she should weigh from 125 to $50
pounds, but the health margin, so-called.
allows her to vary seven pounds on either
side of this estimate. A young girl of. say.
fifteen should weigh less. though she may
be as tall. She ought to allow about q
pound and three-quarters for every
inch of her height, and when
should allow two pounds. She should
measure twenty-fOur inches about the
waist. This is a measurement taken next
the skin. but most women think of 1t as II
it were outside the clOthes.l 1t is better
that any variation should be excess than a
falling short, because while neither the
waist that is too small nor the waist that
is too large can be called beautiful. The
size OF the waist is connected with the
strength of the back, and q waist made
small by tight clothing will naturally re-
suit in the weak back Of which one woman
in every two complains.
The woman who Ia five feet three inches
tall shonld measure tbirty-one inches about
her expanded chest. The girth of the mid
die of her upper arm should be ten and one
half inches. About her forearm she should
measure eight inches. Breathing into a
spirometer TO test her lung expansion she
oDOuAu DIG IL kouk0 w noOub 10.
The arm of the average girl, unless she is
fresh from the tennis court. is apt to be a
lax and weak meEbe 1t almost never
shows the proportions indicated. The low
er part of the body Is better developed than
the upper part; the ~disproportion is often so
great as to make the hips and legs
quite too heavy. But by far the
most important variations from the
normal. which is the ideal, come
in the waist. the chest. the back. neck and
abdomen. The average woman, living in
spllnts, has such weak spinal muscles that
she is apt to be o~ne-sided, having nothing
to guard her against lateral curvature. AS
you see her in the horse-cars or elevated
trains. her back is round and her head has
q forward stOop. She seldom stands or sits
properly.
Unless q woman is absolutely deformed.
there exists no reason why she should not
give herself just the figure she ought to
have simply by acquiring muscular control.
To drop the corset and let the body alone is
to make things little better, worse some
times. To drop the corset and acquire such
physical education as to carry the chest
mp. the abdomen not protruded, the mus
cles active and under complete control; IN
other words, to cast aside sloyenly habits
of living In ones body. is the only road to
development of tho ideal figure. and is some
thing that is seldom taken into account in
dress reform.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17
THE TAILOR's DEPOSIT.
A Customer Shows Him That IL IL Foolish 70
Ask for It

-
Sharon City Times
He was q substantial and well-known
business man or this city, and when be
walked into q tailoring establishment on
Main street the other day, he asked in
business-llke way to be shown some plain
gray goods for q business suit. The second
piece shown him stuck his fancy and he
asked the cost, told how he wanted 10
made and had his measure taken. Then.
handing the tailor his card, he said:
"Your place was recommended to me by
Mir, who always deals here"
After asking when he should cell for it
he started out.
Two always REQUIRE a deposit of $40"
suggested the tailor.
"a whatp
deposit of $40. You know, sometimes
people forget to come after clothes, and
they have TO be sent TO the misft man."
DOWN.
YES. sir; 1t is necessary in our business"
Suppose you make q mistake in the ft"
30, We always make them tit before they
60 out"
get things mixed and cut out my clothes on
the pattern of that s~lab-sided, s~lope-shoul-
dered, bandy-legged dude you Just meas
ured; do you suppose altering wouid do
them any goodi Not much. Nowyou have
had q square whack at me: you have gone
all Over my anatomy with that string and
triangle. You have punched me In the side
and poked around to lind ont where tho
Joints were and if you haven't done it right
/ don't expect 10 pay you for it. Heart I'll
tell you what In do, though; I'll give you
q $500 bono to be here on time and take the
clothes IL they mt, leaving the question OF
fit to q committee OF three selected ~tailors.
But you will have to pay the expenses. Or
I'll DO this; I'll pay you for the suit now il
You will give me q bond of the same kind to
make the clothes fit OF return the money
penses. IL you don't want these terms.
partner, You can look me mp in Bradstreet's
and find out who / am and make the buds,
or you can pay me for the trouble of sub
hitting TO this measuring business. Seef
But you don't get any contingent fee out OF
me on q suit of ciothes.n
The tailor took the risk.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17
Saved by the Surgeons Knife.

NEWTON. N. j.. Aug. 15.-Wm. p. Elicit.
son Of w. II. NJ. Elicit. who lives near
Branchville. Sussex county. was bitten by
a rattlesnake some days ago. and, TO all APP
~pearances, died. and the preparations for
hi, funeral were made. The doctors con-
cluded to made a post-mortem and cut open
a sore that had formed under his arm. To
their great surprise the young man began
to show unmistakable signs of life, and,
restoratives being applied. he came to and
is now getting well. The case has attracted
widespread attention. and hundreds of
people have flocked to see the person who
had such narrow escape from being buried
alive.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17

signing of q Franco-Russian alliance are
not believed here. On the first announce
ment of the French visit to Cronstadt il
was thought the French were forcing them
selves on Russia, but the official character
of the receptions at Cr0nstadt has given
rise to forebodings. The grand reception
promised the French feet at Portsmouth is
accepted here as as q cOunterblast to the
recent pompous festivities in honor of the
Emperor's visit to England. Lord Sails
bury. as is well known, is to wary to CON-
NIT himself on either side, and will con-
tinue England's traditional policy of q free
hand.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17
Fell Two Thousand Feet.

TACOMA, Wash, Aug. l5.-An aeronaut named
johnson fell from O balloon to the ground, . dis
tance of two thousand feet, this afternoon, and
was frightfully crushed. He died instantly. IL
Is said he was intoxicated.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17
LeprosY
Nelson Trots a Mile I'm e:IO.

INDEPENDENCE, Ia, Aug. l5.-This afternoon
the stallion Nelson trotted q mile In 2:l0 fiat.
The day was one OF the most perfect OF the sea
son, still and warm, and the track was 80 smooth
as q billiard-table. The great stallion was ac-
companied by q runner. but as there was no APP
prehension that he would show such form tho
quarters were not timed. Nelson will start
against his present record Aug. &c. IL tho
weather Is good.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1891-08-17
Whipped I'm Two Rounds.

OMAHA, Neb., Aug. 15.-Jack Wilkes and Har-
~ Gilmore met at South Omaha tonight for o
purse OF $500. The fight only lasted two rounds.
In the frst. no blow was struck.
In the second Wilkes forced the fighting