Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1891-11-21
PuNeENr PARAGRAPHS.

PONGENT PARAGRAPHS.
"A Good Excuse. Mother (severely)
--"You let James kiss you last night"
Daughter (penitently)- -"He pressed me
30 much / had to. IN. Y. Press.
Observation-Disclosures has just been
telling me how much work he turns
off," Bulfinch--'I should say he didl
He turns it all Off on somebody else"
Boston Courier.
II have such an indulgent hus-
band" said little Mrs. DOLL "Yes; so
George says" responded Mrs. Spiteful.
Sometimes INDUCES too much, doesn't
he?"-Boston Transcript.
ibid Bronson save anything from
the wreck of his fortune?" Eyes. Tor
tunately for him, his wife had been
shopping the day before he failed, and
ell the goods had been sent home"
Almost as Bad.-Eastern Boy-'Did
you ever play footballP" Western Boy
(watching the game)-"No; but once
got caught in a drove of stampeded
mules. s."-Dcmorest's Magazine.
Looking Out for Number One.-"So
you gave your sister beautiful birth
day present, did you, Tommy"
"Yes'm, 1 always give Susie q present
on her birthday cause mine comes a
week after hers. Yankee Blade.
"A Pointer.-Jo you have
good days sport?" Brown-"Splen-
did" Jones-"How did my dog work
for you?" own-"Wonderfully. He
led me directly to the game market."-
N. y. Herald.
DISTRESSED young mother with cry
ing baby in railway carriage)-"Dear,
dear! l don't know whatever to do
with this childv' Kind and thoughtful
bachelor ION the opposite seat)-"Shall
l open the window for you, madam?"-
Xenophon's Anabasis..
Wan Gibberhorn seems to take
quite melancholy pride in being the
last of a distinguished family" But
he isn't. The last one of any distinc-
tion was Vans great-grandfather Van
himself is what might be called merely
n sequel. ."-lndianapolis Journal.
Young Bacon-"The doctor saws
the night air is bad for me, but that the
morning air is beneficial" Miss Fuss
anfeather with yawn and side glance
at the clock)-"You seem anxious to
follow the doctors directions, don't
you?"-Ionkcrs Statement
His was the Greatest Accomplish
ment. Yes, my wife is learning Del
sarte, my daughter is learning elocu-
ton, and my boy is learning the man
doln. o, we shall soon be the most ac-
complished family in town" I'VE?
What are you learning, pray?" ITO
endure. indianapolis journal.
Caraf,,l1,, Tr,;pnl Nc, A,I;o,,o
(taking politely proffered seat in
crowded street car. )--"ThanS you, my
little man, You have been taught to
be polite am glad to see. Did your
mother tell you to always give up your
seat to ladies?" Polite boy - Nom,
not all ladies, only old ladies'" = Dem
orest's Magazine.
Very Different Dolly Ten
nys-''What's that you have in your
hand, mammal" Mrs. Tennys-"That's
a tennis racket, child. Little Dolly -
"A tennis racket? Is that the kind Dr.
Smith says pa goes on. mammal" Mrs.
Mercy no, child! The rack
cts your papa goes on never cost less
than 5000. o.-Somerville Journal.
"A Young Lady's Tact.-"Well, good
night, Miss A." said young man
tie other evening to Dwightville girl
whom he was visiting. Il think it's
better for me to go. l feel certain that
II stay two minutes longer shall be
indiscreet enough to kiss you" well,
good night, Mr.. r" replied the
young girl 80, by the way" she
added, 81 want to show you my sachet-
bag before you go. 1t will only take
couple of minutes" 1t is only neces-
sary to state that the young man in
question is possessor of bright intel
lect, and he quickly embraced the situa-
ton, and we can further assert that the
girl was in it - Binghamton Republic