St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-01
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Republican death gingle: Tin and Tam
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Republican death gingle: Tin and Tam
manyn'
No. my son, your ears deceive you. 1t is
not distant thunder The noise you hear is
the srident voice of young man Ruddy Kip
ling. in New York, demanding the red gore Of
American book publishers
That patriotic boilermaker, Andrew Car
negic. presents Ben Harrison SO worth OF
whisky with one hand, and cuts down the
sEaSes of his workmen with the other.
So deeply absorbed just now is the British
Hon in watching the vicious and violent
scraps between patriotic irish factions that
some daredevil of an American congress
man might possibly twist his tail without
particularly attracting his attention.
Max O. Rel still claims that so fer in his
travels he has never met 1.-The typical Ameri-
can. Perhaps Max moves in one circle of
society, and the typical American in another.
Better dinner of herbs and contentment
thereof than stalled Jew in Russia and The
contention antecedent to a violent death.
barrel hoop that followed her to school
one day:
II made. the children superlatIvelv hilarious
to see barrel hoop in school, and they
guyed the grand display.
What makes the barrel hoop cling so tena-
ciously to Mary:' did the children
unanimously cry
Because Mary appears to be firmly attached
to the barrel hoop the teacher did re-
ply.
SO Ben Harrison really wants TO locate
Steve Elkins in the presidential cabinet For
practical politician like Elkins. such luck
would be veritable cabinet pudding"
Alleged Novelist Henry James, who. for
the past ten years, has been about to write
play" is said to have recently purchased
dozen stub pens aud holder. This looks
suspicious, but no confidence is violated in
the statement that Mr.. James really requires
two penholders as he enthusiastically man
ages 10 write with both hands at once, while
even his knee pans are ia a fine frenzy roll
ing.
Bardsley seems to have gone into retire
ment and left Quay and others to do the ex-
planning.
With the loss of his seal brown beard the
wild autumnal blasts must whistle through
the whiskers of some one else-Pefer's, for
instance.
We do not want to fight, but by Jingo if
we do,
We've got the men aud guns-alack. we've
got Pat Egan, too.
Brown-I hear that Robinson is going to
open a popular drug store.
Jones-Robinson! Why, he has no capital
to speak of.
Brown-True, but all he needs in popular
drug store is a telephone. a few postage
stamps and city directory.
A pTominent Ramsey county Republican
rises to remark that Knute Nelson is a good
vote getter' In Ohio the preference as a
yote-getter is accorded the crisp two-dollar
bill
q poor man in New York, who was re-
Gently presented with six months sentence
in the Bridewell for stealing TWO loaves of
bread, bewails his misfortune in pathetic
letter TO a morning paper Truly these be
hard lines for the misguided New Yorker.
bun when will the great American public
learn that American law. as expOunded by
American jurists, sternly demands that poor
people shall be very good:
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Lord Salisbury was once reporter on
| morning newspaper 1t is not known ex-
| actly for what particular reason he was fired.
The stout heart of Samuel Jones 1flden
! would have broken had he foreseen how easy
it would be to break his Will.
There mag, possibly be no war with Chilli,
but red-hot fire on Pat Egan has osened all
along the line.
Before this goes any further the GLOBE de-
sires TO say that it cannot be held RESPONSE
bic for any vagaries, foibles or fallicies, DO
litical, polemical. national or local, that may
| creep into Sunrise Signals" and frescC
them with a glittering bizarre coating of
grotesque and arabesque. The GLOBE has
other and weightier business to attend to.
From day to day matters of most grossly
libelous character will be rigidly excluded
from this column, and we frankly ask tbs
kind assistance of the Twin Cities in keepin:
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we all pull together. However. should any
one feel himself, herself or itself, sinned
against by some careless allusion born of ,
too great output of animal spirits or pugua-
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ties to drop in and look over our long lint
of abject retracIions. We carry il stool
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ject NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. that actually re
tract and do not leave a bad taste in the
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lutely necessary we can retrac; as far as til,
Pacific coast or Canada. 1t is just as well T.
add right here that Sunrise signals vii
not be held responsible for the editoris
opinions of the GLOBE.
The Blaine health liars appear to hav
Withdrawn their forces and joined the Texa
rain SlImuiators.
If Jacob Sloat Fassett has any '.las: words
to utter before his political demise, why no
wheeze them into pa monograph?
Extremes meet with Sir Edwin Arnol
and Rudyard hipling both in this country q
once.
insignificant Chilli offers to welcome L
with bloody hands TO inhospitable graves,
and it is currently believed in high officis
circles that she would be willing to start tn
ba Of Do