The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-04-16
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man, is dead.
When little dog is in his own door
yard he is as bold as lion.
You will find it very hard to lead q
Christian life if you do not pray.
Forget is the name Oft one of the best:
business men in New York. "a
= Salt is cheaper in some parts Of
Kansas than plastering sand.
-"Cold as ice" is nice for lemonade
but not a good thing for church member
= Gods work is most hindered by the;
people who are unfaithful in little things
God always has an angel of help for
those who are willing .c dc their cwn-
duty. 81
- Girls are but weak creatures, but
the most ethereal of them can throw man,
over with the greatest of ease. .
LA Grippe is still raging with great
violence in the North and West
Cincinnati alone having about $4,000
cases. IS
Congressman John L. Mitchell, of.
Milwaukee, is said to be the wealthiest,
member of the incoming House. His
fortune is estimated at $40, 100000. s5
"A number of settlers in Minnesota:
have written to Mayor Grant, Of New
York, to ship them carload of women
for matrimonial purposes. n
= To help you to love unlovely. peo:s
pie, think how God so loved them as to-
give his only begotten Son to die for them
while they were yet sinners. s..
- The Florida hotels have done fine
business during the past winter. The
keepers regret that the time has come for
their guests to move northward.
= The last congress passed Law max
ing the mutilation Of United States coins
for jewelry or other purposes, q misde-s
meanor, punishable by a fine of not less !.
than s1O0.
= Tommy: Can we play at keeping q I
store in here. Mamma, (who has 8
headache J Certainly, but you must be-
very, very quiet Tommy: Well, we'll
pretend ne don't advertise.
A Michigan citizen asks divorce
from his wife because she makes life
burden to him by keeping revolver in
the house "for the express purpose Of,
showing him who is boss" q
The Oldest postmaster in the United
States is Roswell Beardsley, who was az;
pointed postmaster at North Lsnsini
Tomkins county, New York, oa June2 I
1928, and still holds the Office. {
A bottle thrown into the Atlantic,
November Oath, 1887, from the Cephalo..
MIA, about 400 miles out from Boston, re.
Gently washed ashore on little islet in
the Caribbean sea, six thousand miles
away.
"Truth in the inward parts, means
truth in thought, word and deed. lis a
high human attainment to be wholly and
entirely true and truthful in every re-
spect, at all times and under all circun;-
stances.
When you get into tight place and
everything goes against you until it
seems as if you couldn't hold out min.
ute longer, never give up then, forr
that is just tue place and time the tide
will turn. !.
Nevada will send to the worlds fair
bar of solid gold weighing 1000 pounds.
1t is supposed that its weight will be q
sufficient safeguard, even if the policeman
should happen to take his eye off for
minute or two.
At Hutchison, Kan, Mrs. Agnes R.
James is prominent candidate for the
City's Treasurer's place. and as she han.
pens to know good deal about some of
the Aldermen which they would not like
her to whisper to their wives, it is hardly
likely that she will be voted down. <
- I. Meredith, of Monticello, ILL.,, is
the victim Of the most remarkable case
of dropsy in the medical annals. For 8
years past he has been operated upon
every five days, during which time
3,24S pounds of water have been taken
from him. he is now seventy years of
age.
Last December William Roberts, of
Liberty, Mo-, took Edward Williams
home, and finding him apparently friend.
less and moneyless cared for him like q
good fellow. Williams died the other
day and left Roberts block of brick
buildings in Kansas City and pile of
money in bank.
= Wisconsin is to have law which
provides that when husband disappears
and is not heard of for three years by his
wife she is divorced without further no
tice. The Enoch Arden business in that
State will thus receive bad black eye,
and the man who goes out to feed the
hogs will be quite apt to return.
A teacher in one of the colored
schools of the South had among her pu-
pills very religious old man to whom she
had given very large print copy of the
New Testament. One day as she saw
him puzzling over the first chapter of
Matthew, she said, "Well, Uncle Pete,
how do you like it?" "Fac's OBJ de case,
am, missus," said he, "dem fellsrs got no
nem'ry; dey doan' member nofin. sDar
war Abraham he forgat Isaac, an Isaac
he forgat Jacob, an Jacob he forgat Ju-
das an his brudderin,."
Gratifying to ALI.