Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-15
sLovsnLy AMERICANS.
aeathlnE word. About the Appearances s
the A,cmg- uusin.ss Man.

the ANefngv husinsst Wan
The American. and alludc only 10 tho
male. T. lamentAhly untliy-f hesitate 70
nay uncluan. but DO NOT hesitate 10 nsscrt
aud 10 assert lt yehomcnily. that tho first
clnuao Il truo ~ our men n all slssscN
stations vacations aud dsgrcs ~ wealth.
ia svldeuccs pafaie themselves IA our
palnccs, where a lark Of means cannot 90.
culpaie, In fact, cleanliness, neatncfa aud
money have nothing whitovcr 10 do With
each other.
Animals can teach men Important ies.
sons in self respect. An Apsfican lady ~.
siding IN London q part Of each year, when
asked riddcnly what especial Superiority
she found la tho British over hor own pe6.
pie, replied nalvoly, "Oh. their men arr 70
clcAnF The thrust was a. unconsclou. n.
u was unstudlei. Il wcro well for our mun
10 accept u ~. such.
Take one of our morning trains and fer
rics carrying an average American crowd
10 the city Of a morning Herr wo have ~
faifly representative variety oi types and
81 olassea, and a sorry enough spectacle II
y which presents itself tn our Wow even ~
this early hour. Spotted clothes uu
brushed shoulders, frOwsy hair and fraJr'i
shirt cults afu not nncommon. Whon this
49, AfNNAhH ~ - " NANNNH MNAAN NNlN NNNMENINM
Of tho day, We will draw the veil.
u me-t man IN tho late afternoon
with uncertain finger naiia, depr,,.ss,l col.
lar and .olled cfayat. and he laiorlously
explains 70 tho that he takes his cold water
bath every raornlng At 0 aud q go din
upon bis return 10 his country home bs.
fore hla late dinner, | r,fuso 10 D. iu.
pressed His assuunocs carry no conylc.
ton. even though DO not Tor an Instant
doubt their ycmrlty ! do not care 20 H.
Informed that be wa. clean early aud will
b clean again anon. llla present aspect l.
mono tie lo.s vvoltlng deslro him TO lIc
clean now, while am Ia the way with hin.
and not poison my day with bis present
fotlorn performance.
The average American. iio ahulile. with
hla Test It's bead j. sunk aud hald low
between hls shoulders. Ills arms ars car,
tiei IKE the groccr boys. busy IN hla con.
tcientious delivery % tho brown papor
parcel II ha bows 10 you. be- will elthar
give you o gtln aud an lmppru,ptihle nod.
or shove hia hcadcear hack and forth on
his head without dignity Nothing lc.,
Impressive aud distinguished can h. lm.
hgined than an Americana salute
Them has been a good deal of rlghtsoss
wrath covcring The W concealed plh prleks
OF foolish jealousy IN the Trades u our
eonnipmen against tho American woman.
ptr'lllc,tlon for foreign lover. and luf.
hands Pray remember, NY Indignant
gentlemen, thai, femln'ne crtatnrss are M
ways allur-d by extcrnAis The male hlr,i
found u OUT long Agu. n you did not Nor
have ! always discovered II a certain a..
surancu ~ mrniAl brilllanoy and moral
rrciltude that tho poor body should h.
neglected This. however, Ia the ptrvalsnt
opinion, aud lt seems hard totenuAde our
eountfymtn that II Ia hn erruf.
II may bc aid that our women, ON the
whole, arr eNtrcnsly clean IN their ftsr.
SONS, thelr clothes aud their houses T'hey
arr even dainty Probably no e,tAbll,h.
inuuts are muTu scrupulously we'll kpbt
anu this uhdur that peculiar restriction ~
" q proper number OF domrstios which 10.
malns n tradition even In our uprcr Glasses.
AMI which NJ greatly ihcrrassa. the dlulcul.
iles OF housekeeping This l. a lgrcsslnn.
" tue American woman he a martinez Ina
tho ordering Of hgr home aud w careful In
matter OF her costume, a II not lack n
respect for her iasllliousnuss that hur hus.
hAmi, father aud brother should, %. they
must DO, ~ constantly shock her delioacyi
Ihtfe "a much abused creature going
about Ia our streets and drawing rooms,
booted, lorrrd a., made tho laughing stool.
q lhe eluu aud tho ,eapegoat of the the.
Alor harmless, mild creature enough a.
To possibly h,causo ha Is 10
perfectly srlf ,aiisar1-tho dude. Now the
dude has done forusa great deal more than
We deserve, for all the abuse that 4 henpssl
on his good humopi deienselcssnoss. The
dude has helped % institute out of door
lliy among us, which Is excellent, aud over
aud beyond This tho dude krets himself
clean Az honor Therefore 20 the dude
Say L-Julien Gordon 10 Cosmopolitan.