The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-06-23
REV. BOILERS SERMON.
He Applauds the Women and
Reads Parents q Lecture.

He Applauds the Women an
Reads Parents q Lecture.
The church clock has ceased 10 tic
since Mr.. Boiler commenced his serie
of sermons.
It probably has stopped to listen.
Notwithstanding this, a fair audi
ence was out Sunday night and ate
the customary preliminary services,
collection was taken up 10 slow music
While everybody's right paw wa
hunting around in the dark recess o
their trowsers pocket for q nickel Will
q hole in it, the preacher told then
that they must not let their left hant
know what their right hand doeth.
And we guess they didn't.
The preacher tackled bis subject by
telling of Pharaoh and his edic'
ordering the male infants all to bt
put to death.
He went from that to the modern
woman and spoke approvingly Of The
women who were pleaders at the bal
ofjustice and to those who we're prac-
iicing medicine.
The ''hello girl" in the telephone
Office came in for q share of the praise
rs well as the type writer which the
man of God gave out to bis audience
In no homeopathic doses.
The Wall street specializing woman
and Woman's Christian Temperance
Union, conducted by enterprisiag
persons Of the weaker sex, were ap-
plauded for their ambition to get to
the front and work reforms for the
veal Of all humanity.
A whip was badly frazzled in ap-
plying it to the broad shoulders of Sc
dalia for being such social u'cer.
Sedalia was . good town and en-
terprising.
Fifth street will be paved at an
early day.
The girls and boys of Sedalia must
be taken care of. They are out too
much at night.
Correct, Mr.. Boiler, and the BAzoo
told parents that before the water
works were built.
He told of some girl whose parents
had sent her east to hide her shame.
And the parents were more to blame
for her fall than the girl.
Correct again.
Then he warned the girls against
picking up strangers who are here
only for day or a week and taking
them to their homes.
Go slow girls. Put the young man
on probation. Let him take the hired
girl around spell and then if that
goes all right let him ia on the ground
floor of your affections and ask him to
tea, but have your father and two big
brothers on hand to ask him his ''in.
The speaker asked the audi
ence to blush for shame
for the social depravity of Sedalia and
then neatly pulverized the church
members who rent rooms for immoral
purposes.
One red haired man blushed and is
blushing still, but the balance looked
about as usual.
The Rev. Boiler thinks this is wo-
mans era and be came very near de-
;laring for woman suffrage. The
preacher said q great many good
and pleasant things for the ladies.
That is the proper caper for a
preacher and . newspaper to do.
The advice given parents was
timely. "Csre for your children.
Know where they are at night and To-
ate their associates. Invite none but
moral young men like Joseph to your
homes"
The audience was little surprised, .
N this connection, that Mr.. Boiler
did not tell about the Canadian girl,
John Hawkins and the spook aunt.
The Rev. Boilers heart is in the
light place for the welfare of the :
Toung, even if he gets at it q little
bit awkwardly.
If parents will heed.
If girls will heed.
Ifboys will heed.
Many heartaches will be avoided
ind in place of sorrow there will be
badness and many bright young ,
life will blossom into usefulness and
We a joy forever.
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