New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-07-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

CINCINNATI woman the other day wanted a warrant
for the arrest Of for theft on the ground that
the spirits had informed her that he was the guilty
! person "Oh, we can't issue warrant ON sucn
evidence as that" exclaimed the clerk "Not when
Bright Star the late chief Of the Chippewas, told me
! bimseIf1p exclaimed the woman in establishment.
| "Im afraid nots was the reply. "This Is an out
! raoe che exclaimed Bright Star him when
ne done IT, And II that amt evidence, ia Ike TO
know what IS But IT'S dtun so there amt no
Justice In this country anyhow III tell Bright star
| bout this, sec IL don't Ana hell perSpze the
! hun blamed court, that's what heh 40 anu QUO
walked out like offended Juno
A safest Je1veller received a dispatch from an
old time friend recently which read: -,
viii leave for Chicago tomorrow Meet me AZ Tram
As there are hafdozsn train threes' on as many
different Chicago railroads entering aneren. h Hps
and as several Of them reach the point from whcn the
telegram had been sent the recipient promptly admin
steIed gentle rebule thus ,r tbr.es to-morrow. am
afraid ri miss you. But you can easily ma ne
I'll be waiting for yOu on Mr. ferSess glpear 10 ~ ~
An hour later came the meek anu OuS'i'''"A' o''-
Meet me at Palmer House tomorrow night at 8.
| Come dry.-tChcago Mall
The uin, at the saltwater fountain has been for
wears one Of the best props Of the funny man.
but Chicago druggist knocks 1t and some other old
friends endwise thus: at is simply fiction People
don't drink whisEey IN their soda water They don'e
do II even IN prohibition States. was In business
in Iowa under the prohibition regime and suppose
sold about as much wldskey as the rest Oh inc
druggists did but / never gave a man drink OK
wbislcey in soda water in my life 1t isn't palstao"
mixture in the first place, and IN the second piece
any man who wants whskcy is never forced 10 anop1
such surrepttous methods to get IT, the sona"aler
wink is myth. 1t is a newspaper trsdiuon-nke the
Chicago girls feet and the irascibe motner-ihia"'
and the laxative barber Everybody who Knows
| Chicago knows that the Chicago gr's feet are an
right; my mother n-law paid my debts, set me up IN
business here and is the best friend have on eartl'
except her daughter; and have never met talks-
five barber / wonder how ii happens that the news
paper reporter continually finds so many odd things
| that no one else ever meets7H
This f. the latest contribution to the sayings OF tho
Young folks little boy OF five years od STOOD WIZ
his father in the dOoryard, looking al the moon ana
olfe NJ its brightness dyes said his father, IL
has not been so bright for time" Papa said
the LITTLE fellow, Il guess Gods washed the moon,
| hasn't he ?"-(Rochester Post Express.
An interesting proof Of the distant travels of stork
was discovered this spring in the neighborhood OF
Berlin For number OF years pair Of storks buils
their nest annually in the park Of the Castle Ruheleben
A few years ago one of the servants placed ring
with the name OF the place and date on the leg OF the
male bird in order to be certain that the same bird
returned each year. This spring the stort came back
70 its customary place tho bearer Of two rings The
second one bore the inscription India sends greetings
| to Germany"