The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-07-23
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a 1slia 10 No pocia 10 vefit too IN
he ted.
De.h 10 TIE osiy posa thai oss fEsas
ssns sstt.si sui. ssft
Ia politics ii 10 slssys bssi ier . ma
70 t,iaSe .hs' BE- osstei get
Nj. ais.in, ID yes pie, that hasis
~ est. Massf NJ. .sk; by hsrs.
IL ,srpsisirs The snouEi q uosh9s
. ma gill sfasss before a 'eschss bin
- Nov iL.t thsy sts ustirs clothes Gu,
o, .osA sier. ss. lied q moth vii
Isrs 10 bs isrstisa.
- 80 ,our ollie has yesf She hes
What we're bar lss, voris 90 iessirs yop'
II M bal en- .rsssh,f
The proprietor Of Bostoe es,its
,.soon .ass,iises q sacred clam ebovdsf
every spsSsy sysSins
--Fa,sy old gseilsnsp - There's Ay 60
your po.e, num Irsclhls old lady = Well
b. sist lop's, u hsi
Thtifs ~ss cs.s Of lore u 6rsi sisb,.
wy didst they Dsrfyf They changed
tbsi, nins,s a. .eoend sight
In The spfirs The yoBog ns.s fsbsy
lisAilt iHfus 70 thoughts 81 love. bal u 10
ir ihs summer evenings ths, be resll,
s,fitrs Ira ssit
= old lady 90 drug store 10 small boy
--whs, sm to take this medicine 10, son.
ny sonny Take !, 10 your mouth. mum !,
tsint 10 be rubbed on.
--Almos, sIl Of Dr. Johnson's viiiicisms
come andsr the bead OF "pfesumptnous
blustness
Doleon. b's conytraiion 10 exceedingly
brilliant. 10 ~ metz II ought 10 be; be Is
lsptsrp'i.sed.
Hs--whs. do you think OF The Ali,
spoe fors third psriyf She (slsnciog ..
ths cbsperops) i psver knew OF third
party helping 90 an alliance.
- Sbe-ob. ye.l quite believe there's
fool 10 every family. Don't your He
Weller my opinIons rather biased. ZION
see, IN the Only membsr Of our family.
- Tue devil is pot much troubled sbon,
the cbiidres 10 soy family ~here be can
have bic o.n way uilh the parents
Mn Cub~igger - Did you ever fed
msp upder the bed' Mrs. Merritt -Yu
the night We thought there were burglars
10 the house. found my bu.bsnd there.
- HiI It's too bad We are not family
OF Esquimaur. Mrs. Hicks How would
that bensfit ne snyf Hicks Johnny fur
nishes blubber enough for the whole family
- Clara Ny physician has advised me
10 go to Germany for my compl' xion.
and don, want to go Bit was there
only las, year. Made Why don't you
have Il sent oyerl
Mrs Bingo-Therel knew II. Those
moths have got at your dress suit and
eaten q hole right through your pocket
Mr., Bioso They nust be female moths.
The suihor had inst gotten his MSS
back from the publishers when be remark.
I'd This business ANT remarkable for
large profile. but IT certainly shows quick
returns.
-Aanl Rachel - Yes, like him well en-,
ousb, Jeroshs; but hov did you ever hsp,
pen 10 marry q mau . head shorter than
you areY Niece = had TO choose. auntie
between little man With big salary and
= big man with little salary.
-Dogenes INDUCED In q "isrt irony"
when, observing over the door OF school,
room this inscription. Let no deceiver en-.
Ter here, he quietly asked: How does the
teacher 10 IL?
Mrs. Maskeli's COW got mad drunk by
eating s~ill from = barrel into which some
whisky had been emptied. She acted
much rs drunken me do, The difference
was that she would never afterwsrd eat
swill or anything in . s~il barrel. Iu this
she showed her superior judgment.
Bridget. what 10 that child crying 90
wildly iorf Suure. mum, he's Just drink.
ed I'll bis sootbin' syrup. and ct the cork.
and don't know what sils him unless it's
the bottle he wsuts to sohesally.
Tommy (after sa,chiue the bride and
groom come dosu the sisit) Tn never
so,Dg 10 e, married. Mother Why not,
deaig Tommy: Jnst look a, those two.
bhe is crying, aud he looks sorry siresdy.
Miss Smooth Thai a ,wer on you coat
Is bachelors baton. is il not, Mr.. Al,
lsiney Mr., A Yes. Mis-. Smooth; Why
do yoa ..ay Mis- y Il was wouderine il
] touched the bnitln would you do The :
resii
unappr',itted Suc.sm lropical
Gnesi - Their unl,s nice large H. in this
ste~, 1.i'rt Waiter Yeas; done notice l
dey ~Es only one. lie Kinder early for
dem yet toss. sn yer cant hardly spec
mo- dan one iili de,'. 10 season.
Il sy. BiIl. raid one summer philoso,
pher 10 smother, ss they lay beneath . \
'prra log Tree. did yer ever turu yer st,en,
lion 10 ln.r-icor sbyi ! Should ssy 20. / n
Wbai's the ipi get senteoce you ever run A
.ero,s' Too yesrs. was the unhesitating
reply
-ioane Lad, tout yachlipg) Whist Ia
he mare,, Captain Qnsrterdeekf Captain
The fsr' Is my dear Young lady, we've
broken our pdser. Young Lady -
souldnt sorry shout that The rudder
|. mosly under water sn,wsy. you know =
md 1t i.b', likely people gill notice it. +