The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1891-05-21

IOIe we SUrllB you up ler life CO
blooded murder NV that newcomer,
you've got airy shadder Nv an. excu
to offer we'll give you time to make
Alkali Ike Ton the barrel) Wal,
see, the teller met me jest after he
dyed his whiskers black, an | couldr
stand it an
Vigilantes lin one voice. -Notguilt
The departed died NV dispensati
With Providence!-West Shore.
Mothers OF the Period.
A young mother is deeply engross
n the persual Of the latest nov
While thus engaged she feels slig
that she is perhaps negle,
ng her maternal duties.
''Henriettel" she calls out in an a
tent sort Of way, ADDRESSING the olde
,hild; "where is your little sister,"
In the next room"
"Well, just 60 and see what she
LONG, and tell her she mustn't! "-l
opiIitOil.
An Unpleasant Subject.
Mrs. Brickrow-"I met Mr.. Intra
yesterday, and was disguised at t
way he talked"
Mrs. Observation-Disclosures! "
10 not associate with such people, {
Tou? They always talk shop"
Mrs. Brickrow-"Yes. As l W.
aging, l was disgusted at his tai
The idea of his saying you'd be,
wing him money for five years al
he never expected to get a cent OF it
Street & Smiths Good News.
A Simple Illustration.
Scientific Parent Ton astro.l: "Yo
ee out there in the street, my son,
nipple illustration of principle
Mechanics. The man with that ca
pushes it in front of him. Can yc
uess the reason why? Probably no
will ask him. Note his answer, n
on"
To the Coster: "My good man, WI
o you push that cart instead OF pu
ng it?"
Coster: "'Cause l amt q boss"
Ready for a Visit.
Friend-"That typewriter girl
ours is the most horrible ugly ere,
ure | ever saw-made me sick t
ook at the fright. Where did you g
er?" o
Business Man-"Borrowed her. r
ne way, old boy, drop in about thr,
clock, and go home to dinner wit
le."
81 never met your WIFE"
"She'll be here about three. Sire,
Smiths Good News.
A Good Answer.
A school-inspector asked the elias
he question, "Whatis statesman?
After little hesitation, one of tn
oys stood up and answered, "Or
no makes speeches.
"Not bad" said the inspecto
Milling encouragingly, "but not quit
ght, For instance, / make speeche
ut am not statesman.
Another moments hesitation, an
hen the boy said, zone who make
God speeches.
What He Wanted.
Guest: "Got any good roast beef?'
Waiter: eyes, sir"
Guest; Bring me one of your,bes
ITS. l want it tender, juicy, not to
ell done, not too raw, and with yer
tile gravy. Have the fat and lea
bout equally divided, and be parti
lar not to cut the slice thick. An
ont forget the horse radish. Ca
on remember ali that?"
Waiter; Eyes, sir. Qoudly) Plate {
)ast beef"
oming.Events Cast Their Shadow.
Johnnie Chaffie-I know whose CON
lg tonight.
Miss Chaffie-Who?
Jim.
How do you know?
| saw you take his photograph GU
the album and put it on the mar
'lpiece, and you put Fred's out q
ght until Saturday evenings.
An Innovation,
Assistant Editor-I have thought q
great scheme.
Great Editor-What is it?
Assistant Editor Railway acci
'nts are becoming so frequent,
ink it would be a good idea to hav
on each train that travels
that we could have some one repre-
nting us at each Observation-Disclosures
AGAR.
The Shad Season.
Waiter-I expect you to pay in ad
tnce.
Guest-What do you mean, sirl
Waiter-No offence, sir, whatever
1t the last gentleman who ate sba,
re got a bone in his throat and die(
Ithout paying, and the boss took i
1t of my wages.
The Heather ChInee.
"They're's no use thryin to ediycat,
e Chinee," said Patrolman Flynn
They don't even know their ow,
nguage. Oh asked wan o. then
wat the worrud fur st. PatricL'.
ny was in Chinese, and be beyen.
cudn' tell me-" Washinotor
ost. 's'ol
An Early Rise.
Clerk: Gan early rise would