Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-05-19
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.

Bishop Bowman Of 81. Louis de-
nounc.s progressive cuchro M "pro.
grcsslvo dnmnation." Could his Views
prevail, no one would dance, aud all
the theatres would BE- swept from the
earth.
The Christian scientists OF Cleveland
have split. One faction holds that
Mn. Eddy's doctrine IL the key 10 the
Scriptures: tho other that II Il superior
10 them. one would abolish marriage,
tho other regards II M ono VI the
worlds noblsst Institutions.
The Baptist council ut bridgeport,
CT, hesltates about admitting John IL.
Scott 10 the ministry because ho oh.
AiDed divorce some twenty years
ngv from n wife who had deserted him.
No question IL raised rs 10 his moral or
mental qualifications.
Max Dleulaiait OF Baltimore Ia but 10
years old, yet ho can converse In
eleven languages. Choctaw, Chero-
kcc, Russian aud Portuguese are mum.
bered among them. He does not re-
quirv more than three months study
TO 2iaster any tongue.
Rev. Jcnkin Lloyd Jones OF Chicago
on Ibsen; "rhere are 10 many cheap
tickets 10 heaven. For the last twenty
years we have had too much OF the
soothing strip OF literature. We need
some vinegar. All In not well In this
world Of ours yet. Ibsen IL an honest
physician who needs must diagnose
the disease, although he IL unable to
prescribe tho remedy. This Norwe.
ginn who stands between dawn aud
darkness must needs bo an earnest fig-
u.e.v
When mad dog invaded n Detroit
church last Sunday the sexton knocked
him In the head with chair and one
OF the wofshlpors dragged the carcass
out and emptled Into II give chamber.
Of his revolver" In congregation
Ike that you Will never hear Of the
services being interrupted by dis
orderly people. They all 10 "hecled. -
Chicago has taken IN nearly all its
adjacent suburbs, and II now covers ls0
square miles-making II larger than
New York and Philadelphia combined,
AMI within a fraction as large as New
York, Brooklyn, Hoston, baltimore and
81. Louis, all combined.
More than half tho people OF the
United States now live in the Mlssis.
sippi valley, and about ninety.sIx per
cent OF our Inhabitants live In The
country that IL drained 10 the Atlantic
ocean. Seven per cent. reside In New
England, eighteen per cont. In tlis
Middle Atlantic section, seven Der
cont In the South Atlantic section,
eleven per cent. along the great lakes
and three and one-half per cent. ON the
Pacific.
Three immigrants were detained nj
the barge Office today. Michael Scherh,
who came from Alsace on the "Ia
Bourgoyne," was held on Information
that he had betrayed two girls In Alder
ttadt, Alsace, aud abandoned them,
Pauliene tors, an lillian, who came
via Rotterdam, unde rstood non, friends
here that II was the easiest thing In the
world TO make her living by begging
In New York and she had come over
to try her hand at 1t. Straffane Mo.
mace, another Italian, confessed To
having served four years for plying the
stiletto In his native town.
"Monocacy," ono Of tho well known
double-cniers OF tho old navy, Ia
doomed for the Junk pile. Rear.
Admiral Belknap reports from the
Aslatlc station that she IL now abso.
lutely trustworthy aud totally beyond
repair. This was practically her con.
dltion five years ago when the Board
Of Survey recommended her sale, but
the necessity for vessels In the China
station prompted the authorities TO
spend 5000 for the more urgent TO.
pairs, which kept her afoat until the
present time. She has boon In con.
tinuous service In tho Aslatic station
since 1867.
Charles A. Hinder, the New York
lawyer and assemblyman who all
seconded several days ago 10 ESCAPE
arrest for embezzling s2O,0O0 fund OF
nm estate, committed suicide on Satur-
day night In Elizabeth, N. j. Hs went
20 New Haven after his flight from
New Yorl; city. Ho next drlfted 10
Hartford and from there 10 Boston,
Fho iuar OF arrest was 70 strong upon
him that no did not remain long In one
place.
ono, num-" said Bridget, ~ didn't
bring any references. didn't think
you would care for the opinions of
some OF the persons have been WORK.
Ing for" And Bridget was promptly
engaged.