Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1891-11-26

And he pressed kiss on her beautiful
brow:
"Dear George, have you ever loved be-
beforc?"
And he answered, "Never-as l dc
now"
"And you" he said, as her lashes fell
And almost curtained her eyes deer
blue,
"Have you ever loved before? Pray
tell"
And she answered, "Never-as / love
you."-[New York Press.
BAD FIT.
Bungalow is the new girl getting ON
Mrs. Bingo-Shes gone.
Bingo-Gone! Why, what's the
matter!
Mrs. Bingo-My dresses didn't fit her.
-[Cloak Review.
CAKE AND BROAD LANGUAGE.
Little Dot-Oh, just love cake. It's
awful nice.
Mamma (reprovingly)-You should moi
say you love cake; say like DO not
say awful; say very Do not say
NICE say good And, by the way
the word just should be omitted, also
the oh Now, my dear, repeat the SEN
tento correctly.
Little Dot like cake; it's very
good.
Mamma-That's better.
Little Dot with an air of disgust
Sounds as if was talkin' bout bread
Good News.
POINT FOR wHEELMEN.
Wheelman-I believe I'll give up
bicycling. am as careful as can be,
but every now and then some accident
happens. This is the second time I've
been arrested and fined for running into
people.
Businessman-I'll tell you how TO
manage. just you get job as bill
collector. Everybody III dodge you
then.-[New York Weekly.
FIRST STEP IN LOVE.
Cora-Did you ever visit fortune
Merritt my dear. went to
Bradstreet's to find out about your faith
or's fortuno.-lEpoch.
WITH MoDERN IMPROVEMENTS.
Author believe in bringing my fic-
ton up to date.
Publisher-Yes?
Author-Now in my Texas story
have for my hero Government rain
maker He has things arranged so that
when he and his girl elope, he brings
:. a,,nh haa,,xr rnst, har faNho~f -
ranch that every stream instantly rises so
high that the old man can't follow
them.-[Epoch.
AUTHORITIES on AGES.
Professor Greatmind-Yes, sir, this
earth is 100,000,000 years old, not day
less.
Visitor-W Wonderful! wonderful!
Visitor-Your child, presume, pro
fcssor. How old is she?
Prof. d-Um-er-my dear
go ask your mother how old you are.
TIT FOR TAT.
Snively-If / were to call you liar
| should speak but the exact truth.
Snodgrass.-But you always were
afraid to tell the truth.
ONCE ENOUGH.
Conductor latter Il collision in which
everybody got bounced half way across
the car. but no one was hurt)-Gentle
men, find that no great harm has been
done. We ran into the rear end of o
freight train; and if some of you viii
come out and help clear the track, we
can proceed on our journey.
Fat Passenger-Conductor are there
any more freight trains on ahead?
"Oh, suppose So"
"Well, lots stay where we are. y Good
News.
ETERNAL VIGILANCE.
Barclay" said the wife of the sicl
man, ''h9fe is the Rev. Mr.. Goodman
who has come to talk to you
Ibid he bring anybody 10 identify
him." inquired the bank cashier, feebly
-[Chicago Tribune.
BRIGHT REToRr.
1t is said of certain literary woman
| that she is never ut loss for reply, an,
never misses an opportunity to say {
bright thing
| One day friend was describing to he
noted artist, about whom her curiosity
had boon greatly aroused, but whom sh'
| had never seen.
Ito begin with, remarked the friend
:" no has a perfect Niagara of fore
| headl'
WHAT" said the other. 'Do yol
mean to tell me the poor man has cat
aract over both eyes" Youths Com
panion.
DOMESTIC HEALTH HINT.
Mr.. Oldchappe--Ho, hol And so yol
are married and are keeping house anC
have no girl Well, l sympathize witt
you.
Mr.. Youngchappo-I don't need sym
patty.
"Tell that to the bachelors. I'm
| married man. Your dear little WHEY i
just out of boarding school, isn't she9"
/ Yes"
"Ha, hal thought so. And you an
already suffering the agonies of dyspep
sin. aren't your"
Mover was better in my life"
"Eh? What's that2 And with
young wife doing the cooking!"
"She doesn't. She makes me do IL"
! New York Weekly.