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The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

NOTICE.--The two Doctors, NJ.
L. lvey and brother, will be i'm Clin-
ton February 10th, 1891. Amy one
afflicted with Cancer or Warts can
be cured by them on application.
ia SAT-
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
ATKINS BUILDING.

with full and complete line Millinery Ladies' ,ess
Sooos ana Shoes defy competition throughout the
M Anna Stanford will continue with ready
her old friends and customers Very Respectfully
jan8-tf s pARTRIrL
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Our efforts the coming year shall
be to serve them faithfully and salts
factorily. Our large store-house will,
be kept filled with well
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
BUSINESS i.UCALS,

business Locals.
r "Wants'' and itlsincs. Notice. .an be
inserted in this column at Ell cents line.
Mr.. Editor: Ask twenty Clinton
ladies in succession what plaster they
consider the most strengthen the
most soothing, the most healing, and
in all respects the Most desirable, and
nineteen of them will promptly an
Swcr, LEES BACKACHE PLASTER.
Oc Oily.
A fine young Horse, five years old,
for sale cheap. Apply to
NJ. NJ. KILLETT.
Let your light shine. O. to
II. NJ. FERRELL's.
A Mich Cow for sale. For par
tticulars apply to
J. A. TERRELL.
NOTICE.-All persons who are
OWinT me for Fertilizer are hereby
notified that longer indulgence can
not be given. Positively the last
call. l.. &. HUBBARD.
Jam. 18th, lS9l.-3t*
The best Flour for thu least money
AIT Il. NJ. FERRELL's.
India Rubber Oranges, COcOanu Is,
Apples. Bananas, Malaga Grapes,
irish Potatoes and Northern Butter
at % cents per pound nj
&. Z. JOHNsON's.
Buckwheat and the best Butter in
town at
Il. NJ. TERRELL.
l sell the D.. j. ii. McLane's Pat
ent Medicine and Geo. 1. NOwitzky's
Indian Tea.
B. r. POWELL.
The best Cheese, Molasses aud
Lard Il,
II. Nj. FERRELL's.
Remember the clearing sale which
lis nUNS going on ut NJ. HANsTEIN's
ssure. See now adj.
Ren1e III Der that y. NJ. Ferrell's IS
still headquarters for cheap Coffee.
II you wish to obtain the highest
prices for your Mink, Coon, Fox, OF
Ger. or Goat Hides, carry them to NJ.
HAssTEIN. twill pay you to do it.
A nice lot Of Clothing at cost at
T. NJ. FERRELL's
Just received an early invoice OF
New Spring Ginghams and Other
goods suitable for the time Of yeal
and pockets Of all at
w. S. PARTRICK'S.
How does T. NJ. Ferrell sell that
good Tobacco so cheap? "She's a
rather"
AT A GREAT Reduction.
/ have moved the remnant Of m,
stock of goods into my store at thu
depot. Come around and get bar.
gains. am closing out at a grea
reduction. J. A. TERRELL.
Point Lace Flour at
L. NJ. FERRELL's
Mems and Boys Hats and Cap
.25 cents to $3.50 each; Linen whit
Shirts so cents; Wool Shirts, Supen
ders, Socks, Scarfs and Ties, AccOr
1eOns, Harmonicas, Jewelry, Spec
tacIes, &c. Give me call. kee
the finest Cigars and Tobacco i
town. / sell the best Flour made.
Respectfully,
b. F. POWELL.
The outside of T. NJ. Ferrell's stor
4, ,Io,a;rn 70 tho aUo The inSid
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
NEW DOUBLE COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS
Notice of Change !!

Having purchased the interest of Mrs NJ f. Moora
of Moore Patrick would our old ani md
patrons that shall bs pleased in the future "a
heretofore. shal remain at the old
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Those who owe us accounts now
past due, are expected to prompts
II paw them and save us the trouble
of asking for same.
Thankfully and respectfully,
VIM. A. JOHNSON.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
Index to New Advertisements.

The Southern Farm
Botanic Blood Balm-BloOd Balm
Company.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
SOUTH CLINTON.

Rev. J. w. Turner will hold di-
vine services in Chesnuit's school
house on next Sunday.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
B. F. POWELL

The outside of T. NJ. Ferrell's store
is pleasing to the eye. The inslde
IS more pleasing to the pocket. The
most goods for the least money.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

i r. wants and Business Notice. IAN be
inserted in this column at ten cents line.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
PUBLISHERS ANNOUNCEMENT
How to Advertise

We do not wish large advertisements, but
Il number OF small ones for year. II IL NOT
SIZE but TINE that we prefer.
RATL,G
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Wants, Business Locals, Reading Notices.
Cards, ETC., will be inserted at ten cents per
line (six words fO- first insertion and at I'VE
cents per line for each subsequent insert. on.
Obituaries published free il not more than
ten lines, (sixty Words; five cents for each
additional line (siX words each). This charge
l. made. as you will see, simply as a check
on length.
Communications discussing the topics of
the day, II to the point and briefly expressed
will be published in column headed "A Fo-
rum OF Public OPINION"
Communications containg strictly News
Items will always be welcomed and publish
ed with pleasure. by sending such news
items frequently you will help both your
community and the paper.
When you wish your address changed, give
old as well rs new office.
Address all communications and business
letters to
THE CAUCASIAN, Clinton, Y. G..
Matters OF Il private nature should be
marked "Personai" and addressed to
MARION BUTLER,
Clinton. n e.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

NOTICE.-All persons who are
owing me for Fertilizer are hereby
notified that Ion ger indulgence can
not he given. Positively the last
call. l.. &. HUBBARD.
Jam. 18th, i80l.-3t*
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

AT A GREAT REDUCTION.
have moved the remnant Of my
stock of goods into my store at the
depot. Come around and get bar
gains. / am closing out at great
reduction. j. A. FERRELL.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

A Mich Cow for sale. For par
tticuIars apply to
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Let your light shine. O. to
II. N. FERRELL's.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

a fine young Horse, five years old,
for sale cheap. Apply to
NJ. NJ. KILLETT.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Mr.. Editor: Ask twenty Clinton
ladies i'll succession what plaster they
consider the most strengthening. the
most soothing, the most healing, and
in all respects the Most desirable, and
nineteen Of them will promptly an
swcr. LEES BACKACHE PLASTER.
Oc Oily.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
Point Lace Flour at
L. NJ. FERRELL's

Mems and Boys Hats ard Caps
.25 cents to $3.50 each; Linen white
Shirts so cents; Wool Shirts, Supen-
sders, Socks, scarfs and Ties, Accor-
1e0ns, Harmonicas, Jewelry, Spec
tacIes, &c. Give me call. keep
the finest Cigars and Tobacco in
town. / sell the best Flour made.
Respectfully,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
Selected Goods

To suit the wants Of everybody and
our prices will be low.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

The best Flour for the least money
ait Il. NJ. FERRELL'S.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

India Rubber Oranges, COcOanu Is,
Apples. Bananas, Malaga Grapes,
irish Potatoes and Northern Butter
at % cents per pound nj
&. L. JOHNsON's.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

How does II. NJ. Ferrell sell that
good Tobacco so cheap? "She's a
RATHER"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Just received an early invoice of
New Spring Ginghams and other
goods suitable for the time of year
and pockets Of all at
w. S. PARTRICK'S.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15

Eenlembcr the clearing >ale which
lis nov going on ut Nj. HANsTEIN's
ssure. fSse new adj.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1891-01-15
Notice OF Sale!

Jan. 2. lS0i.-jarS-4t
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

A United States patent will be granted
to any person who has invented or dis
covered any new and useful art,
machine, manufacture, or improvement
thereof, not known or used by others in
this country, and not pate ited or de-
scribed in any printed publication In
this nor any other country, before his
discovery or invention thereof, and not
in public use nor on sale for more than
two years prior to his application, unless
the same is proven to have been abin-
doned.
In this connection the word "art +"
means the process or method of produo-
ing an old or new result If a method
of doing anything contains one or more
new steps, the process is newand patent
able.
The word machine" means any
device or thing by means of which
mechanical result may be pr, duced,
such as a pin a churn, or a locomotive
The word manufacture" means
made up article, such as furniture,
clothing, harness, and the thousands of
things hich are offered for sale. "Com-
position Of matter" means a chemical
compound of ingredients, such as hard
rubber, liquid glue, medicine, etc.
Patents may also be obtained for de-
sigma for manufactures aud works Of
art, for three, seven, aud ten years
Trade marks may be registered for
any arbitrary sign or symbol which Is
not descriptive; the Government fee is
S25 Such marks are the exclusive
property Of the registrar for 30 years,
and the time may be extended
A "labe" is any descriptive tag,
print, or impression to be placed upon
any article or its case, and it may be
registered for 2s years The Govern.
meit fee for a label" is Sc; but if il
contains any special mark or symbol,
the flee decides it to be Trade
mark' instead of a label
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

The use OF tears is not generally APP
preciated, even by those who shed them
most freely, says the Newcastle Chron.
icle. 1t is assumed that tears are shed
occasionally as an expression of grief,
though teHrs of Joy are not wholly un.
known This, however, is mistake, for
the discharge of tears is continuous and
the flow OF moisture from the lachry-
NAL glands serves very beautiful pro-
vision Of nature An immense quantity
of fine dust is always floating in the
air, and though this is impalpable to the
vision, it ould soon obscure the sight
IL allowed o remain in the eyes The
continuous flow of moisture FROM the
lachrymal glands is sufficient to keep the
eyeballs clear from this accumulation
of dust, but when any grit, insect, or
smoke gets into the eyes it so affects the
nerves as to cause an extra flow Of tears
to clear it away Tenrs are thus invol.
untary, and may be caused by any pun
gent vRpor. such as arise from acids or
the Odor of onions The chief element
in the composition Of tear is water,
but with water is associated minute pro-
PORTIONS of salt, soda, phosphate of lime,
phosphate Of soda, and mucus; and
when seen under the microscope a tear
after evaporation looks like very small
fish bone. owing to the salines forming
themselves into heightened crosslines.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Jones' said Smythe, as he watched
a couple strolling near 'that is first
love affair." "HOw do you knowin u
Just heard her make him promise not
TO smoke or drink"
A facetous man, who has occasion 70
send postcards TO certain village
where there Is pOstmastress, writes
this legend on the top of card: please
forward after persual.H
81 hate him ] hate him as do poisonlr
"Then why do you have him visit your"
sWell, III tell you, but you must not
betray me. My wife does the cooking,
and want to ruin his digestion"
"Uncle John, do you know that bnby
fed on eleI b ants milk gained twenty
pounds In a weel1Y" Nonsense, Emily
impossiblel Whose baby was 1T" 1T
was the elephants baby," replied Emily
How can you tell self-made many"
sYou can't tell him-cant tell him
anything. He won't let you. He iznovp
IL all
High hats must 90 but not 70 places
of Amusement.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

/ arrived in a small town in Kentucky
late at night with three other men and
when we reached the hotel two Of us
were assigned 20 a room. The one got
had two beds in 1t, however, and was
not disposed to find fault by room
mate seemed to be a suspicious sort Of
chap aud when tumbled into bed, with
a good night 70 him, he scarcely deigned
a reply. / was asleep in 10 minutes,
but two hours later awoke to find him
still sitting in his chair and wide awake.
"HelIoI What ails your" asked
Nothing. +"
"Troubled with insomuiAP-
"No.
"sleep all dayS"
~No."
sAfraid of mei"
"To be honest with you. stranger,
am, he admitted.
"1hat seems funny Do look like q
theft"
"No, you don't; but have done some
figuring in this You gave the landlord
your wallet and watch. didn't youl"
Eyes.
We'll, there's more value than ne mas
probably ever seen before. He'll skip
with your stuff before daylight
~Welli"
sand then you1l have to rob me to
get on. Stranger, Pm man as don't
never take no chances. Tvs got a re-
volver here. and the first move you make
to get out OF bed I'll plug youl"
81 can turn over, can't II"
@Yes. but be powerful careful about
it, for I'm up to snuff.
turned over and went 10 sleep again,
and when morning cRms his moving
around awoke me. tried TO joke him,
but he was sour and morose and wouldn't
take il When we went down stairs il
was to find the 0olored help sitting in
the early son, with no move toward
breakfast
%Whats TIE matterf" asked
"Blars - has dun gone an left de
place in de night, and dar'a nobody to
bossl4 was the reply.
Ny room mate had figured right
smart
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

The excitement caused bv this great event
is scarcely equalled by that produced by the
great discovery of Or. Miles-the Restora-
iiye Neryine. It speedily cures nervous
prottrslion, change of life, pain, dullness
and confusion In head, fits sleeplessness,t the
the blues, neuralgia, palpitation, monthly
pains, etc .. w. Snow & Co, ,of Syracuse,
y Y, Talbot and Moss, Of GreensbuFg,
Ind, and A. w. Blackburn, ofWooster, o.,
say that "The Nervine sells better than any
,hing we ever sold and gives universal salts
faction" DR. Miles new illustrated treatise
N the Nerves and Heart and trial bottle
Tree At r. n. Thomas and W. f, Biery,
Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

When you make up your mind 10
take Hoods SarsaparillR, do not be
induced to buy some other preparation
instead. Clerks may, claim that "ours
Is as good as Hoods" and all that, but
the peculiar merit of Hoods Sarssp-
arilla cannot be equalled. Therefore
have nothing to do with substitutes
saparilla, the best blood purifier and
building-up medicine.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

The people Of the island Of sangir
keep time by the aid OF an hour glass
formed by arranging two bottles neck 10
neck. The sand runs out in half an hour,
when the bottles are reversed Close by
them a line is stretched ON which hang
70 sticks marked with notches from one
70 12, with a hooked stick which is
placed between the hour last struck and
the next one One Of these diaga keeps
the time for each village, for which
purpose the hours are sounded on gong
By the keeper
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Church, Blue Mound, Kan. says, ~ feel II ny
duty to tell what wonders Dr. EinR'o New Dif.
ooyery has done for me. My lungs Wers badly
diseased, and my parlehioneru thought could
i've only few weeks. took ave bottles Of Dr.
Kings New Discovery and am sound and we'll
gaining 20 lbs. in weight.
Arthur Love, Manager loves Funny Folks
Combination, writes; "After a thorough trial
and convincing evinsncet l an confident Dr
Kings New Discovery for Consumption, boata
em all, and cures when everything else falls
The greatest kindness can do my many thoas.
and friends is 10 urge them TO try ttu Free
trial bottles 9t REbER'5 Drug Store ReRula
s.zes sco. and Si.00.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

"Expand your chest by enlarging
your hearts" and cure that mean and
offensive catarrh by using Old Sault
Catarrh Cure. % cents.
Sleep is absolutely necessary for
hellty, and nothing SO effectually robs
one of sleep as does a crying baby. Use
DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup to ease its pains
and tho baby viii quiet and allow ell 70
sleep we'll. Price % cents a bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Coughs and Colds will try Pan-Tin Cough and
Consumption Cure, they will find quick relief
and permanent benefit. The medical profession
It.. Price % and 80 cents Trial bottles free
A large proportion Of the diseases which cause
human suffering result from arrangement OF the
stomach, bowels and liver DR.. Lees LVer
Regulator removes all these troubles Trial
bottles free NJ Thomas Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21
TAVERN LICENSE.

The above taxes for Mercantile License
are due aud payable un the first dsy of
May, 1891. TO James 4. Mulhearn,
Treasurer, at the Linderman National
Bank, Mauch Chunk. Pa. Tavern,
Resiaura and Wholesale Liquor license
we're due and payable on the first day on
which lhe same were granted by the Count
Of Quarter Sessions.
CHARLES A. WERNET,
Mercantile p)raiser,
Kldder Township, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Allow q cough 10 run until Il gets beyoBd
the reach Of medicine. They often say,
\" Oh it will wear away, but in most cases
it wears them sway. Could they be in
duced to try the successful medicine called
Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on positive
guarantee to cure. they would Immediately
see ihe excellent effect after taking the frst
dose. Price 5eo and S1.00, Trial size free.
At all druggists
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

II Is not always convenient 10 cali q physloian
for every little ailment Having Red Flag OH
10 tie house you have a Physician always at
hand; It kills rheumatism, Neuralgia, Burns,
Bruises and all Aches and Pains. Price 25 cts
There are few things IN life OF which we may
De certain, but this is one Of them, pan-Tina
Cough and Consumption Cure has no equal fer
Colds, Coughs and Consumption. Price rs and
so cents at fhohI 8 Drug Store
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21
nledIcal gralnlnr and be LanenaFes.

Medical Training and the LanEuagea
In a recent address before one of the
largest medical associations in the
United States the speaker argued that
the medical students work should begin
with his academic life; that the seleo-
tion Of career in medicine being de-
termined upon, attention should be
given TO the cultivation OF the mind in
the study Of Latin, Greek, German.
French, physics, etc, to the exclusion
Of the higher mathematics Every one
admits that a knowledge Of Latin is es-
sential TO intelligent medical training,
and when one is reminded that praoti-
cally one-half of the words in Dungli-
sons Medical Die ionary are Of Greek
origin, II is not difficult to become con-
vinced that this dead language is equally
essential As far as medicine is con-
cerned, nothing can be more deplorable
than the decline of Greek in the clsssi-
cal curriculum. In Hungary according
to a recent letter in the New York
Times, it has been abolished, willie in
Italy il is treated as an optional aid to
philology, The importance Of German
and French may be appreciated when it
is estimated that about One-half II cur
rent medical literature appears In these
languages. .-lHarper'o Weekly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

The man who tells you cOnhdentiaily just
what will cure your cold Is prescribing Kemp,s
Bals8m this year In the preparation Of this
expense Is spared to combine only the best and
purest ingredients. Hold bottle Of hemp'e
8alsam TO the light and look through It; notice
the bright. clear look then compare with other
remedies. Large bottles al all druggista, ~
cents and 81. sample bottle free.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

was sight to behold and was unable 70
enjoy life at all. Now am the picture Of
health and can eat ANYTHING. What dldits
Sulphur Bitters cured me Of Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint, after suffering TWO years
W II Bowman. Manchester, N. II.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Don't worry whether che man who
says nice things to you means them or
not The fact that he takes the pains
10 say them "a a compliment He
doubtless has an axe 70 grind. but It
doesn't follow THAI you must turn the
grfndstoua
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21
single Copies S Cents
THE PRoDIoALs

" Prlncesl and you most valorous
Nublesl and barons Of all degrces
Hearken awhile to the prayer OF us
Beggars that come from the over-seasi
Nothing we ask or Of gold or feesi
Harry US not with the houn'ls, we pray,
Lo ol--for the surooat's hem we seize
Give us--ahl give us-hut Yesterday.
DANES, most delicate, amOrousi
DamOsels bllthe as the belted beesl
Hearkcn awhile TO the prayer OF us
Beggarg that come from the Over-seasi
Nothing we ask Of the things that please;
Weary are we, and worn, and gray;
Loi-for we clutch aud we clasp your knees
Give us-ahl give us-but Yesterday
"Damoaels, danes, be piteousl"
tBut the danes rode fast by the roadway
trees).
Hear us, o knights magnanimous,"
tbut the knights pricked on in their pano-
plles).
Nothing they gat or Of hope or ease,
But only TO beat on the breast and say;
Life we drank to the dregs and lees;
Give us-abl give us-but Yesterday"
ENVOY.
Youth, take heed TO the PRAYER of thess
Many there be by the dusty way
Many that cry to the rocks and seas:
give us-ahi give us-but Yesterday"
-tAustin Dobson
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21
Buckien,s Arnica saIv..

The BEST Halve In the world fol cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever sor5S. letter,
chapped hands, chilblaine cOrns and ali skin
crupuOns, and positively curez piles, or no D, y
required. IL Is guaranteed to give perfect salts
action, or money refunded. Price 70 centsper
8ox. For sale by RkBER druggist,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21
s 9 s 8

aU-Hvov ,oant a paper that o,g.s
itseV and tsn't afraid to tell tht
Re,os; that believes N pubhe
morality, and The enforcement n
the ia'os agoinst malefdctors; hat
has opinions, and fsn't Gfraid b
espress them, get TIE CARBON
ADVOCATE.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

81 almost think, sometimes, that /
am unworthy of your love-" ado You
think any one else is worthy of 1T"
"Oh, know none of the other fellows
areih
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Mollie: "Iwonder how the expression
an arm of the sea- originatedS" Harry
with tender look: "Perhaps some
body noticed It hugged the shore"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

"You don't mean to say that you
wish your would turn into Pillar
of salt?r mot exactly; but" "But
what?" ~ wish she wasn't quito so
peppery.N
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

'Who is happy on this mundane
sphere?T sneeringly exclaimed Pessi-
mus, "The girl with her first engage
ment ring" triumphantly replied OPP
timus.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

A seaside newspaper observes that
tan shoes are very much worn this
season. Hundreds of the visitors wear
nothing else"'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Blobson says that ne never had but
one early flame, and that one has made
him keep old times in remembrance
over since by kindling the kitchen fire
at.six o'clock.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

ssh exclaimed Tommy. listening at
the door, ''There's company in the
parlor." "How do you lSnowY" inquired
Willie. Mammals calling papa my
Iox,o -
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-21

Elder sister: ''Why don't you improve
your mind, Belle, instead of continual.
ly dawdling about the houseY" Belle:
whats the useY I'm engaged"