The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-20


Breaches Of promlse-those You owe your
tailor for Baltimore american.
A dead heat must be the kind that is used In
crcmatory.- Bgpdlo Eaprtss
u is strange, but the dregs OF a pot of "red
paint" are always blue.-New York Herald
The difficulty in this cold world is that too
many fellows want to stand with their backs
to the firc.-BTadford Record.
Many persons admire the bouquet OF fine
wines, but almost any kind Of liquor viii make
Herald.
There goes man who was brought up with
silver spoon In his mouth.
Ponsonby-l know man who was brought
up with dozen silver spoons In his pocket
JtatlerS' Circular.
= = Boston Hostess--How would you enjoy
spending the evening at the Club. Mr.. over
Western Gucst--First rate. fused to belong
to a firc company myself.-Street d Smiths
'your wife seems vexed."
"Ycs. She went ont TO match some ribbon
and found 1t at the first store."-LiJs.
Mrs. Kinglcy-1hc worst OF It Is that when
one gets anything new in dress at the end OF
the week your servant has IL.
Mrs Blngo-Jhat il II you have the same
servant AT the end OF the week.-Cloak Re
ctttp.
Old Bulllon-lf could have any proof that
you are not marrying my daughter for her
money would give my consent.
Young Mnn-l would marry her II she hadn't
PEN, penny, Vow anita osnr. ., ,,.,,
"um-,you might. make her dowry over to
me.'--'Mw York Weekly.
"Clara,r said Nellie, dropping the fashion
paper she was reading, "what would you do If
you had m0ustacho ON your lipin
"Aftcr he took IL away | should tell him
pISs'''''' va. 10 00 n'''''' !" june = N0'''" A'''
"Ashes are very appropriate for Lentin
" How sOf'
"Why, they keen you from slipping on the
path of temptation. .N-Ntw York Herald.
No one understood how she got in the swim,
But the reason 1T last they have found;
Her language lowed ont with such terrible
That she had 10, or she'd have been drowned.
-New YORK Herald.
Count de Arzhong during the wedding tour
Me own, what sail haf lc playzhare OF order
ing for Your
Bride. think, my dear Count, could eat a
few shell oysters.
Count dc Arzliong (at the top OF his yoles)-
Haltdozcn bloops ON the halr.- Chlcdg0
TfiJWe.
Judge hichards OF Chicago says: i was o. c,
Justice In Bueque County Tex, when u litte
man was brought In by constable and two as
fistants, for the offence OF carrying twJ reyo'-
yels. lfOld him he must pay Ss5 and lose the
wcapons. AT that the little follow broke down
and actuoly cried. fiualy, with the tears
streaming down his checks he said: oh Judge.
les let me bid en- good-by. Ma Civ 'cm to me,
an can't 20 without handln' them ts once
ic0nsentcd end the moment he got the weapons
he strMghtenod up and, loycllng them. yelled;
no Ike tow SEQ tho galoot ns can get mas pis.
tolls Ow. Now I'm goin' ON my Journey.
Nobody tried TO stop him.
The Musician.
Recauee the windows OF his sOulwe set
Towards those high hills wllcreon the larpi
OF God
sound sweet Above the earth's perpetual fret
Like singing birds that soar above the sod,
Therefore, whene'er hs fingers touched th,
KEYS
sirsnee voices mingled in tho sounds hs
woke,
A. n in those majestic harmonies
Diyinf iptellircDctpe lived and spoke.
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