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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
HOW THE CLUBS STAND.
The Records of the Clubs in the Local
League and the Association.

The Records of the Clubs in the Local
League and the Association.
What a grand race. The three leaders
are again on even terms. A better fight
for honors could not be contested than
that which is going on for the champion
ship of the Jersey City Amateur Bowling
League. From the start the I~ndepend-
ents, Atlantas and Volunteers have been
in front or near it. First one, then the
other would spurt and secure the lead,
but 1t was only a temporary advantage,
as the leader came back or the others
recovered the lost ground, and they were
trotting together. They have each won
s and lost 4 games. In the Volunteers
list is included the forfeited game from
the Centurys. The victory last night
sends them up with the leaders, as the
Atlautas' defeat by the Fairmounts sent
tina team back and the week terminates
with the tie. The Fairmounts follow
with their books balanced, as they have
won 6 and lost 6. The Pin Knights are
next with 5 victories and Z defeats. These
two teams cannot be considered out of
the race. The Pleasure aud Cen fury
teams will undoubtedly finish at the end
of the line. They are out OF the race for
the honors. The record of the league fol-
JERSEY CITY AMATEUR BOWLING LEAGUE.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

The Palma team has a splendid lead in
the Amateur Bowling Association. IL is
at the half several lengths ahead of the
Jersey City Athletes aud the Elizabeth
A. c., and is moving in such fine form
that it looks as if the daylight will not be
shut out and it will &c under the wire an
easy winner of the first prize. The race
for second place will be exciting. The
Jersey City Athletes will meet
at home the Palma, Staten
Island and Oritani teams and
will play abroad against Elizabeth, New
Jersey and Riverside. The contracts of
the Elizabeth team are about as difficult.
They meet at home the Jersey Citys,
Staten Islands and Oritanis and abroad
the Palma. Riverside and New Jerseys.
Staten Islands follows IN the race with an
even score of victories and defeats. The
Oritanies n Riversides are even with 2
victories and 4 defeats and the New Jer-
sey A. C.'s team is at the left of the line
with an unbroken record of defeats. The
record:-
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

the KLIKOws MEET.
They Select Teams for n Tournament
aud Have a Contest

They Select Teams for n Tournament
and Have a Contest
The Klikows held an important meet
ing at Frank Muller's Klikow alleys last
night. The club viii have a lean tour
nament and the committee selected the
teams as follows:-
Team No. 1T. j. Cummings, captains;
J.. Piebes. II. Miller, w. Pangborn and
III. Cleaver.
Team No. 2-Frank Casey. captain; 2.
Martin. C.. Conway, O'Kreig and &. Ru-
land.
Team No. 8 1.-THE Night OwlsEW. Me
schutt, captain; Z. Smith, Z. DAILY, z.
McCabe aud J. L. Walsh.
Team No. Al. Smith, captain; 4.
Ple0es. c. Van Keuren, S. Eller and !.
Bouton.
Team No. Frank Ennis. captain; l..
Bald. G. Matthews, J. Arms and W. Dor
sey.
Team No. Crank Muller, captain; J.
Killey. N. Curley. w. Tolson and +. Nc
Nance.
The committee has not arranged the
schedule. Frank Muller has offered
three special prizes for the best averages.
The club had a team contest. Big scores
were made. The totals follow
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

ADVICE TO MoTHERs-MRs @HsL ows SoorH
] Nc SYRUP should always be used when children
are cutting teeth. II relieves the little sufferer
at once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by re-
ileving the chld from pain, and the little cherub
pleasant to taste. IL soothes the child, sofGens
The gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, resu-
Iates the bowels, and is the est known remedy
Tor diarrhHa, whether arisfn from teethiug or
other causes twenty-five cents q bottle.s.s
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

Strikes. Spares and Breaks.
That Volunteer Pin Knight game was
a corker.
The teams Of the New Jersey A. G. n
Newark Bay Boat Club will bowl tonight
in the Bayonne League on the latter's
alleys.
Atlantas bowl tonight at Becker's,
Tennys at Muller's, Family at Belyidere
Hall, Pastimes at Becker's. Pin Knights
at Duke & Ramsay's. and Boyds at
Browns.
The Tenny's next engagement will be
with the Americas Club, OF West Hoko-
ken.
The secretaries of some Of the clubs in
the Jersey City League have neglected to
send the scores to the secretary OF the
League.
Some of the Century bowlers declare
they were not notified that they had TO
bow against the Volunteers on Wednes-
day night. IL was we'll known that when
the game was postponed from Christmas
eve nat the date was fixed for January
II
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

At the close of the League game last
night at Duke & Ramsay's a match was
bowled between three Of the stars of the
Pin Knights on one side and a trio of
cracks of the Volunteers. A big average
was reached. The Knights won, aud
made an average OF IN Duke was the
heaviest contributor. lie banged the pins
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

WON BY TWENTY PINS.

The Elizabeth Field Club Out Bowied
the Suburban Bowling CLUBS Team.
The teams Of the Elizabeth Field Club
and the Suburban Bowling Club met last
night on the alleys at Belvidere Hall,
Greenville. in the first game of a series.
The totals were not high. bat the contest
was very close. The Elizabeth boys won
by 20 pins. The score:-
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
The Athletic Arena.

The Wayne Athletic Club will proba-
bly, consolidate with the Lorillard A. C.
The latter has made a liberal offer. 1t
will assume all the debts of the Wayne
Club If the latter will unite with them,
aud turn over all the property. A few of
the WaYnes are disposed to continue the
organization. The club Is In arrears for
rent. and the pool table has been attached
by the landlord.
The Committee of the Lorillard A. c.
will meet tonight TO hear any OF sus-
pended members who desire to talk.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

Grimm, of the Fairmounts, defeated
Herring, OF the Pleasure CLUB. in a series
Of games. The former won six straight
aud made an average Of 164. Herring's
averape was 146L
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
NOTICE TO cREDTToRs

Estate OF Francis l. Patterson. deceased Luxe
Patterson. administr stor Of FRANCIS L Paterson
deceased. By oroer OF this Surrogate OF ldson
county. dated December y 1850, hereby gives no
fee 10 the creditors OF said deeedeuf 70 bring in
Their debts, demands and claims against the estate
Of said deesdeuf. under oath or affirmation within
nine months from The date OF said order. or they
Will b forever barred OF anJ action therefor
LUKE PATTERSON.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
NOTICE 10 cEEDTToEs-

Estate OF Emil X. Mining, deceased. Elizabeth
Mining, exeeutrix OF Emil Il. mining. deceased.
by order OF the Surrogate OF Hudson county. dated
December y, 1885,, hereby gives notice TO the eredt
tors Of said dseedsnt % bring in their debts. de
nfands and claims a atnst the estate OF said de-
cedent. under oath or Affirmation within nine
months from the date OF said order. or they will 10
forever barred Of any action therefor against said
ELIZABETH
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

Plnknighfs 49, $40 80 SIS s44 1918 1900 1899 1913 1891
Volunteer. Isl &l 55 "a 9b 1853 ll1 1854 lass lsS@
Averages-PinK n ight 1o9 4-lO; Volunteer, i5 10.
Umpire-L. Murray, r. b. q.
scorers-Mr. s Cornell, r. X. b C., and Mr.. 4.
Gsaha 4 u A.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

Plenty of Spring About 1t.
THAT is undoubtedly a spring chicken"
said the boarder.
'It is" smiled the landlady.
Il thought So; sort of whalebone
spring. '-BostOn Courier.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

1t is a wise champion who knows when
to retire. Had Pat Cahill and Dempsey
but they didn't.
The L~orlllards will have a stag enter
tainment on February Z.
The Hudson Rifle CLUBS team will go
to Reward tonig mt to visit the Our Own
team.
Hansen and RebhaD, of the Hud-
son Rifle Club, will have a match at fifty
shots each on February 2 against Grimm
and Dave Miller, Of the Empire r. G.
Rebhan recently defeated Hansen by
16 points in a match at fifty shots each.
The Scots are disturbed, as the Saliva
tor Amateur Athletic Club is advertising
its boxing tourney for negroes in c~onspic-
uous initial letters. which are the same
as the S. A. A. G.
The Long and Short of 1t. IA
Teacher:-"Which is the shortest month
of the year?"
Small Boy:-"Orgust."
Teacher:-"Augusts"
Small Boy:-"Yes'm. That's the last
month of vacation GOOD Neus.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
The WONDERFUL
. lNTER G ZEE N!
The Great Rheumatic Cure.

A Medicine thai has made 50 many remarkable
cures thereby causing people 70 wonder with Joy
TO know tnat a. last a remedy can be had that win
cure and all It's ailments. Hun
dreds Of genuine testimonials proving this are on
file af the Main Once. This Great Cure
Is now sold by all Wholesale Druggists ia New
York City. ASK your Druggist for Il. aud IL they
have Il not an store they VIII obtain 1t for you
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W. p. DoLLoFF. General Agent
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16
Read Itn Or MN HIIvsBuVIt
4 Office TO CREDITORS.

Estate Of Dora stoveken, deceased, henry stef
fens. administrator OF Dora Stoyeken- deceas ed
by order OF the Deputy surrogate OF Hudson
tiee 20 the creditors Of said decedent to
bring in their debts, demands and claims
against the estate OF said decedent. under
oath or sfarm alton within nine months from the
date OF said ORDER. or they will be forever barred
OF any action therefor against said administrator
HENRY SIEfFESa
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-01-16

In which all the doings of the
local Societies and Lodges are in
termingled with piquant person
a~lities.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

The cOrean alrLabet 3 phonetic.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
,nance Tor OH Maids.

"There is great chance for old
maids in the Argentine Republic re-
marked Henry Bosquet. Of Buenos
Ayres, at the Richelieu. There
are sixteen men to one woman there,
and the unmarried males are more than
anxious to secure wives. This is es-
pecially true of my city. When a new
woman, as We call the welcome arrival.
comes to town about fifty men make Il
wild effort to secure her. Its quite an
interesting contest, and the one who
captures the prize is looked upon as
something of hero. The local pa
pers write columns about it, and about
everybody in the city turns ont to the
wedding. 1t doesn't matter much
about the woman's age or looks, she is
received with open arms and married
off in jifty to some real nice man.
The woman will have about fifty good
looking suitors to pick from, so she
need not be anxious about not finding
the kind Of a man she wants. The
love-making doesn't last long however.
Three days is the usual limit.
Mr.. Bosques also spoke about the de-
lightfnl climate Of his country, of the
luxury everybody there enjoyed, and If
what he says is true the Argentine Re-
public Is an earthly paradise. Chicago
Tribune
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
Baltimore i Potomac Railroad

After Sunday, voeTber goth, So the
trains on this road will run as follows:
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

ACTIONS" speak louder than words n
Judgment is worse thana dun.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
The brusque and fussy i'm

The brusque and fussy i'm
pulse Of these days of false
impression would rate down
III as worthless because one
is unworthy.
As if there were no notes
in sunbeams 7
Or comets among stars !
Or cataracts in peaceful
rivers !
Because one remedy pro-
fesses to do what it never
was adapted to do, are all
remedies worthless?
Because one doctor lets his
patient die, are all humbugs /?
1t requires a fine eye and
a finer brain to discriminate
to draw the differential line.
They say that Or. Plerces
Golden Medical Discovery and
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton have cured thousands.
They say" for weak sys-
TEN there's nothing better than
the +" Discovery" and that the
Favorite Prescription " is the
hope Of debilitated, feeble
women who need a restora-
tive tonic and bracing nervine.
And here's the proof
Try one or both. If they
don't help you, tell the Worlds
Dispensary Medical ASsocia-
ton SO, and you get your
money back again.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
B. B. EARNsHAw. WIN r. FApvsu,,r
B. B. Earnshaw & Bro,
Wholesale and Retail GrOcers.
Flour, Feed, Grain & Liquor Dealers,
Cor. II and NJ SITS, s. f.,
tGaddis Old Stand,)
WAsHiNcToh, D. c.

HAVING greatly enlarged our business by
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Buists' celebrated Garden Seeds in large
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B. B. EARNSHAW & BRO,
Cor, II and vi streets :. f.,
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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

a young woman IN the West owns and
cultivates farm Of eighty acres. She
does most of the work herself, and last
year cleared over $1,000 besides paying
all expenses of keep and clothing for
herself and young woman servant, and
the cost Of new stock and machinery.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
L. M. SWITZERLAND,
n u Q II 10 NE Err
Port Tobacco, Charles County, Md


VIII attend to all business entrusted to
him, in any portion Of the County. Com
munications addressed TO i'm at Port
Tobacco will receive PROMPT att ntion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

Produced from the laxative and nutritious
Juice Of California figs, combined with the
medicinal virtues Of plants known to be most
beneficial to the human system, acts gently on
he kidneys, liver and bowels, efIectually
cleansing the system, di pellins colds and
headaches, and curing habitual constipation.
Fehrnarr was the last month Of the y ar
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

There Is a referenc, to engraving in Exodus
xviii. . II is proba blv the ear lest
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20
A carat is nearly Jour grains Troy

Five cents saved on soap; five dol a-s lost on
fotted clothes. Is N q Ct0HOnR > here is not
cents diff renee between he cost Of a bar Of
the poorest soap ma ie aud thu bsst, which is
as all know, DO bins's Electric.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

FoR impure or thin Blood Weakness, Mala-
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take Browns Iron Bitters-it gives strength,
making old persons feel yoang-and young
persons strong; pleasant 10 take.
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FoR Dyspepsia, Indigestion and Stomach
disorders use Browns Iron Btters. The Best
Tonic it rebullds the system, cleans the Blood
and strengthens the muscles a splendid ton
ic for weak and deDilitated persons.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1891-03-20

February was the last month of the y
until 4j9 b. G..
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

A prom,nen: physici- L and old amy
surgeon in eastern lows was called awsy
from nome for few DAYS. During his
absence one ~ The chill ,ren contracted 6
severe cold, and his wife bought q bottle
OF Chamh Rains Cough Remedy for it
they were s. much pleased with the
remedy that they afterwards used sew.
eral bottles az various times he said
from experience with i, he regarded 1t as
the most relisble preparation in use for
colds, and thst il came The nearest of be.
ing "a specific os Ery medicine he hsd
ever seen. For sale BY Ha-iz & Balm
sen, druggists
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
rmR CusLDREy.

Heaven bless the children.
1t was lngeison who said the
sweetest music la the laugh of
a child. The man who can
watch group OF innocent little
ones at play and not be inter
ested in their childish sport
must possess a mean and sordid
soul indeed, and one so utterly
selfish that with him it can
SAFELY be affirmed that life is a
failure But if their presence
so elevates an honest man when
the little ones are in perfect
health, when they are sick and
In sore trouble, then the sight
OF their sufferlngs is piteous to
behold. 1t is here that the
strong man turns away OPP
pressed by an anguish that he
cannot conceal, by a woe that
he cannot alleviate. This is
particularly the case with
group How many fond and
loving parent has hung over the
couch OF his offspring and
watched tn hectic flush gather
on the little cheek. thu hoarse
rattle in the throat grow sharper
and sharper until at last the
fatal membrane stopped the air
passages as if the entrance had
been tightly corked, and saw
the little lif- go out in helpless
agony. tits the peculiar virtue
OF Reds German Cough and
Kidney Cure that it not only
cures Group 10 It's worst stages,
but that it prevents a recurrence
OF the attack. 1t so cures the
patient that The little ones do
not have the disease again E
A. Powell, the well-known con
tractor and builder in Peoria
has family of seven children.
who were all greatly troubled
with the Group Whenever
they took cold they would have
it, greatly to the peril of their
lives. He tried Reds German
Cough and Kidney Cure, and
the attacks became less fire.
quent, until they finally ceased
altogether. For sale by all
druggists, at 25c and SOC a bot
tie.
SYLVAN REMEDY Co,
107 Main st, Peoria, Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
A stitch In Time.

Jim Snively has just returned to Aus
tin from pleasure trip through Ken
tuclzy, lis native state. He tells good
story about what the guide told him in
the Mammoth Cave.
He asked the guide if he (Snively)
could not break off a small piece of stall
actite and take it along with him to
Texas
mo .rou don't" responded the custo
dian OF the cave. ''If we were to allow
every darned fool to carry off chunks OF
rock, it would have got away with the
whole cave. Texas Siftings.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
A PatrOnizing Little Girl.

Two little girls, the eldest being about
six years DID, entered confectionery
store.
what can l do for you?" asked the
clerk.
IF Won please" said the larger Of the
two, lust give this little child" point
Lag to the 4-year-old at her side, 1--we
cents worth of candy Texas Siftincs.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

How many children have you:" d
wag was once asked by person whose
intellect WIS not his strong point
Il have three SONS" was the reply
land each OF them has four sisters"
Good graGious.'' exclaimed the other
in amazement, why, that MAKES if
teen!-Eulenspiege
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
The Smart Clerk.

Have You any large sized gentleman's
Gloves he asked.
How large sized a gentleman in
Quired the salesman, with smile of
frosty, Bostonian severity.
Large enough, / think. sir" replied
the customer. moving away. Ito walk
without any help TO some other store
where the clerks are not so classical. -
Chicago Tribune.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
A Great Problem Solved.

He-Why do you women persist in
picking up these begSared foreign princes
instead of marrying true hearted, self
made American gentlemen?
She-I suppose it is because the princes
are SO much more easy TO find.-Indian-
apolis journal.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
a Subtle Insinuation.

do you think DR.. Precious was iusti-
fed in speaking of Mr. Slo1nan in that
wGy? asked she.
why, thought he was very compli-
mentary in his remarks said he
Perhaps he was, bnt he need not have
alluded to him SO often as the late Mr..
Sloman, even if he was always behind
time. "-Pitisburg Dispatch.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

At the milliner's: "Do you think.
Hans, dear. that this hat suits the color
of my hair?''
Il don't see that that makes any diff
ference. If it doesn't suit this color you
can wear it with another one of your
wigs tomorrow. "-Fliegende Blatter.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
SurpluSa~e.

Telegraph Clerk reading over tele.
grau)-''To Mrs. Grabbet. Margate.
Hear-with-grief-death-of-A Aunt
Judith. - VIII -in-our-fa Two
words too many, sir.
Mr.. G.-El? Oh-eh:-um-um. Oh.
well, look here! Cut out with griefr'
London Tit Bits.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
The Road to Ruin.

Husband-What are you so much in
terested in in that paper?
Wife-I was reading one of those arti-
cles on how to get up u cheap dinner
Husband-Do you want to ruin me-
Munsey's Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
L ClalkOme Time.

kother-Goodness me! Johnny! John
nyl Why amt you at school instead OF
hurrahing around the streets ike wild
Indian?
Johnny dancing a jig)-No school to-
dayi
Mother-Eo school? why:
Johnny-Teacher' dead.-St-ect G
Smiths Good News.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

Mrs. 1ounghusbsni: Now that il is
the new year, John. l hope you will he
able t. say n; aud, by the way, won't
you let haze little money2 John (hero-
icsllS): No.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
That Was Clear.

I'D have you know Twas well brought
up!' exclaimed the small man to the
large disputant.
THAT may be-" replied the latter,
''but you were not brought up far
Harper's Razar.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

Mrs. Pettisll-I'm afraid you won't do.
As nearly as L can find out you have
worked III six Or eight places during the
past year.
Miss Mary Mahony-Huh! And how
ninny s5ir-r-rls has yuresilf had III the
same tonne? No liss, I'm tinkin' Puck.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24
Not Much Hope.

MIR. Shmpurse (after decided refusal)
i know what the matter is. It's be-
cause / am poor. Won would marry me
if were rich.
Miss Gailie (thoughsfully)-Perhaps
so, but You would have to be very. very
rich.-New York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

Oficer-Have you any means of sup
port?
Newly Arrived Immigrant don't
quite und erstand you.
Officer--Have you any profession by
which you can make living?
n. A. I.-No, sir. I'm an artist.-Life.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-24

EhlCAGO, ROCK ISLAND Il PACIFIC RAII.
~ way-Depot corner Fifth avenue and Thjrt,
nrss street. @. II. SHELTON, agent