New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

This bit Of Quaint English Is RON circular M
the principal of school in Germany Is sending :
American clorgymen, and which was doubtless vntu
by his teacher Of English:
9Honored Sir: Enclosed allow myself b ~
YOU a prospect Of my Psnsonat Csehct bos,ths
schooD for young American ladies. and to Indy =
ouest of you TO carefully read 1t and take 1t int n
s,deration. II you would interest yourself In nv -
st,t,,ts and try to send scholars will you kindly Nm
to me. I would do anything In my power 10 spvsuu
You for your tSoubls and would answer your ktts n
SANITY
.Of course the rates are reduced conaAsrsbb 4,
Masters daughters, as they have only 10 pay hall \
much as the others under certain conditions ",
avon take paster daughter FREQ Of charge.
al would be pleased 70 send you any nuula 4
prospects"
rh. Chunk Cabbage-A singular fast connecteA N
skunk cabbage Y IN regard Y h 0q Sseb non ~
that this odor Is given to the flowers LOT me pur1is
attracting carrion nics, and thereby securing esAs
nlnceStnrx states. however that the flowers sss =
nteiy odoress, and that tho fetid character rss -
the passs o@y Gas% Ne Monthly for NoSe%Se
When young man, Lowell used to visit tho Va
Mountains, and he related this anecdote as one IN
.xn.rien.es there: u was Walking through h
Franoonia Notch and stopped to chat with hama
who fed with gradual logs the unweared tesA d .
sawmIu. I asked him the best point OF view Tor u
.Oh Man OF the Mountains Dun no-neve ~
a., Too Young or too happy either TO feel or area
tho Juvenalian indifference was sincerely astonshd
and expressed It. The log compelling man aftempso
no justification, but after little WINE nc ss<aI
.Coms from Bawsnp Yes with peculiar pntA.
.Coodle 10 sec I'm the VICINITY at Bawsn' Oh, yo,
so,d II should IKE, 'awl, / should Tx TO stan On
pnnker Hin. You've been there, Often nsevP
MOO, unwingly seeing the little end OF the h'rr
in clear vision at the terminus OF TINS socFsuo pr
spective .Awl, my young frien, you've iean'ea h's
that wut a man kin see any day for nothih, cnuofa
half price, he never docs see. Nawthir pay, ha"'aA
vally.'"
DoubIv Defned.-Tommy-wh Is running =
countD3 Pa says it's an account heteha9s nav SS,
keep of their customers that are III INC a'i' '"
away from paying their bills.
Tncie-Thatis one definition OF 1t.
IneegYes. '" a running account is, in some IN
stances an account that gets tree out running We
a while. and then II becomes stanoins oonss
tion.-(BoSton Courier.
ale was an Englishman returning home say
Tho Boston Transcript Z" lie was 10 SAL TON -
BOSTON late r. the afternoon, and Boston friend pm
posed drive early In the day. But must
getting aboard the Cunarder, dear boy, don'' ,"
know, H., geld. NO need it doesn't sail III
o'clock oh, but me bawth, don't you Know
must get on dear boy, and get me bawtn' Inn
enough for that, ooh, but really need to DO setuh
ON 10 get settled a bit In the mind don't you know
I,ve been going about so much in Boston, dons "
know came here thinking 10 lind universe
town. $4,000 people, perhaps. But with nan ass~
theatres and all that sort OF thing and people n(
one TO death, Pm really needing to get sooan =
Cunarder and get Just pulled together Dit ana so
bawth, dear boy.''