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Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
fIDpOrrl.

"well. Uncle Nose, | hear you have
another pair Of twins at your house
"Yaas. raissas. yes, we has Lord Dress
dey little hearts"
"Have you named them YETI
"Nes'm. Done named EN- aftah two
Oh de fust president oh dis country"
Indeed: What twoF'
.Ole Christofo Clumbus an Juleyous
Caesar. ma'am. We'se great on namin
de children 70 de presidents tour house."
Detroit Free Press.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Bridget" said Barrows angrily. II
told you 20 have ny hot water tho frst
thing ia the morning
"Shnre,- replied Bridget. and iisin't
bring Il ~ and lave u az ths door last
night ~ az Il would be IA time, SIR
Hsrper's Bazar
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
BOSTON To CHICAGO.
a ksssskAhls Latter that WAs Set Rs
tssdes IsT fublte aiisa~


The buyer Of oas q GAe large Chicago
clothing houses ass IA THIS city yester-
day, aud IN ,alklag over various mat
teTs, sad ''ibers's letter ! got from
one Of your Boston clothing men that
ought 10 be published broadcast, Aad !
think IL YOU ask the writer. {. J.
O. Brien. OF the National supply Co. a.
Temple Place, be vii give you permis-
sioa 10 print IL, and asion.sh the readers
ot your paper.
The Globe young man saw that the
letter revealed facts that ought 10 he
known, and lie sought cut Mr.. obuen.
That gentleman. when the reporters
erfand MAS made known, after mo-
meuts thought, assented 20 the publ
cation, requesting that a few personal
matters DC omitted.
BosHos. Mass, 1891.
My Dear Dick
You know that three years ago ] Was
a terrible sufferer from acute and
chronic rheumatism. Ny agony Mas
something similar 10 that described by
Dante of the damned IA ms Inferno. 90
that my future looked dark, miserable.
and hopeless. | had tired tae aliopathic
and homeopathic schools Of medicine
until | was almost dosed and watered 10
death. | then experlmented with cleo
trieity and many other ''eures" until
became a creeping laboratory OF mvdi-
cine. electricity aud Indian herbs.
My attention Was called 10 discovery
that had created considerable slr
around Boston, and ] decided TO try II.
One bottle gave me slight feeling OF
relief, and ! bought three more. Before
the fourth bottle was quite finished.
was jumping around like TWO year old
| colt.
am now entirely cured, anc have
also been the means of curing from
fifteen TO twenty unfortunates who had
! been suffering like myself. One OF my
| friends, Jack W, went 10 Ireland
thinking "a change OF climate might ben
efit HIM, but he received no relief.
sent him three bottles. and he wrote me
| that before he got through with the
third bottle, he experienced great relief
| At his request forwarded HIM half n
dozen bottles, and heard from bum d
short time ago, saying that he WAS now
entirely well.
THIS discovery that has done SO much
| for me and my friends IS Paine's Celery
| Compound, and II you ever have rheu
matism or anything OF the sort, dom
| fail 10 Use it.
|
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Wonderful Skill.

Old Doctor-No. sir. never have q
patient die on my hands, never!
Young Doctor-How do Tou manage it?
Old Doctor--Whcn | fad that man
Is going TO die | get him to call in an
other doctor.-New York Continent
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Ambition.

First Egg-What are you going to do
for a livingl
Second Egg-I expect to become .
spring chicken. And you?
First Egg am going on the stage
New York Sun.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

IL want a pane Of glass" said = boy
about ten years old. rs lac entered gla-
ziers on Sixth avenue.
Nv hat size|
IL dunno"
You are bright boy to come after
pane Of glass and not know whether it is
sxl0 or 301i0! How do you expect 10
get it,
"Got the measure on my back-see!"
He turned his back and exhibited some
chalk marks, and the giazier put the rule
on To find the size 9xli.
jest rs good as bringing a string
with u knot III it, amt it, asked the
boy.
Yes"
That's what told ma. Only trouble
is, if you meet n messenger boy and get
up fight, and he's the biggest, and he
fiops you down and rolls You over in the
dirt, the marks might get rubbed and
you'd take EN- for llx9."-New York
Evening World.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Be nlsv truly he a.d q Hoesi. Nsssa-
uaffila taatit makes the weak stroug.
lt g,ves great bosiiiy. nerse, nsental sfid
d.zestre stFecxth. lry q tbs seasen.
e sare - at hssgd :.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
CT OlRRIR

Mr.. O'Brien stated 10 the reporter
that his condition was well known 10
the majority of clothing men in Boston
He further said, II do not think IL nee
essary 10 add anything 10 my letter. but
will say that firmly believe few bot
ties of Paine's Celery Compound will
give any rheumatic sufferer more relief
In short time than all the doctors In
America. boston Globe.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Left tn tho Rain.

Milkman-Shall leave the usual quart
Of milk on the front step. ma'am. in the
morning.
Mistress Of the House-No. think n
pint will be enough, it looks so much
like rain.-Harpers Asazsr
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Lily white Hour
Is made from the choicest wheat.
plies. plies. Itching piles.

plies. Plies: Itching piles.
SYMrToMs-Molsture; intense itching
and Singing: most at night; worse by
scratching. If allowed TO continue
tumors form, which often bleed and
ulcerate, becoming very sore. SwAySE's
OINTMENT stops the itching and bleed
ing, heals liberation, and IN meet cases
removes the tumors. At druggists, or
by mail. tor 80 cents. DR.. Swayne d
Son, Philadelphia.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

"How much money does your vito
save out Of her allowance"
'She doesn't save anything. She
makes her own dresses. New York Re
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

NJ. jennings, the jeweler. Of No. Z
South Divislon-st.. has had consigned
To him to be disposed of at prices from
% To- 70 per cent. below regular rates,
another lot of watches and lewelry.
This is rare chance to purchase any
thing in this line. Sale continues all
of this week.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

NAsHISsGos. Jgus Ser Aieai-
ga; Si.0seEs. stationary temperature
easleIiy sInds.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Jones seems % "a man ~ lessur-.
De must have a private income. never
SEA him duing anything"
lie bsA His wife takes IN ssw'
ing. New Y0rh Recorder.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Trains for Ottawa
Beach will leave
Saturday. June 9th,
ut 900 a. M, ! 90 y.
TN. and 800 y. N.
Leave Beach re
turning at $50 and
$3.50 y. ~.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

BE sure you are right and ace that our
YELLOW Label. - on each cake OF yeast.
II is the best. Ask for 1t aud take no
other.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Commencing June \. 1921. trains VIII
ran between Grand Rapids and otiasa
Beach as follows, evefy day except IN
day Leave 6Iand Rapids q 30 a. M.
l V1 =. M 90 p. M, 80 . 80. leave
Ottawa Beach 700 a, IA, $40 M,
] 03 y. NJ, 4 ca =. va, IS =. -. 1un-
day trans viii leave tirani Rapids
lev9 = %. apd 90 =. ~. leave the
beaoh ss0p, IA aud sop Al. STEAMER
Nscatawa vii connect ~ Holland With
all sssk-day trains. for Mae&tawa
Park. ESQ. DHifAv&s,
General Passenger Agent.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Kramer. 1874 South Divlsion-st.. gives
the best finished cabinet photo In the
city Tor 3 dozen. Satisfaction guar
anteed.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Lily White Flour,

Made by Valley City Milling Co., Grand
Rapids, is family favorlte. Try it.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Mr.. Hubert lIofte nkamp wishes to
express thanks for the many kindness
OF friends of his late bereavement.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

NEXT SUNDAY Arrange TO spend
the day at Ottawa Roach. Trans vii
leave Union station a. 1890 n. ~. and
go =. IN. next Sunday and every sun
day until further notice. Leave tho
Beach for homo At 9 81 p. m. ami ga
=. va. Fare only IS cents for the round
trip. MKT SUNDAY.
Gro. DYliAvrN,
General Passenger Agent.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit and dis
gust everybody with your offensive
breath. but use Dir. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy and end it. 80 cents. by drug
p,Sts
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Special train via Chicago & West
Michigan Railway leaves Union station
at $3.50 p. IN. every day except Satur-
day, connecting at st. Joseph with era
ham Il Morton's Transportation Conn.,
pany's elegant new steamer,
CITY O Il GO,
for Chicago. Passengers can remain in
stateroons until ZOO a. m.
The 100 y. IN. train every day except
Sunday-connects with the Puritan. ar
rlving ut Chicago 500 p. M, connecting
with all trains west and south. Fare to
Chicago VIA this route is 1866 one way;
$500 round trip. GEO. DEHAvEN,
General Passenger Agent.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Oh, strike tho Lyrer
-Oh, strtse the Tyre" Thompson roAred.
Aud into tales poetic scared.
of Wild adventures. weird and rare.
The snake toned down BY grizzly bear.
The buffaioas that sasscd and Cured.
The aliix ;sxors at the ford
Tho~s hunters always hunt abroad.
Al home they blow loud fanfare
And strike tha Tyre.
So Thompson told. and maids ador-ds
But men the stale old lies abhorred-
Each manly eye betrayed glare.
Zach manly lip held back u swear.
They rose. and then with one accord
TaDy struck the liar.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Reason Enough.

"Your wife seems vexed."
Eyes; she went out 10 match some
ribbon and Sound it =: the frst store. ~
Life
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Old Mr.. f>xdkins--Ars-r~r' So have
caught you kissing my daughter. have u
Young Mr. Cooley~-I trust there is no
doabt about IL. sir The light Is quite
dim, and should feel vastly Inundated
II IL should turn oat that bal been kiss
u. tho cook---puck
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
SPECIAL
TO
OTTAWA.
Lily white.

Gro. behaves.
General Passenger Agent.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Tho ValleyCity Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture oil Hour.
Try he LILY WHITE.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Iits waite tissF
Makes iBsst pastry, tread or biseni'.
The beet i most satisfactory
Gaffen a9se g CENTS pes lott
HsssIH a8L ta., IL Waterloo =.
Fsesv saes 81 LILY MITE fLotB
nas = usot8re 1t aus Hiiii = 9ne gene ane
~ttho8i a tsEIEE tTEF AHflso q,
Dnto Is.r..s "a tna u 81.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03
Card OF Thanks.

100 to Chicago via c. & w. NJ"
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Toothpick Charley-Well, Spider, how
goes il?
Spider-Fine. Why. when first went
on the road hadn't rag on my back.
Now look 1T me; I'm al rags-Lifa
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

What has become Of your Old beau.
Martin, COOKE ! haven't seen him around
much lately"
"No. mum. Msrtin don't come round
much now; ht's married"
''oh, no. He's married, eh, Whom
tor
Me. mum-r-Eew York San.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

GO 60 Detroit va TIE u J.. $ y.
Telegram-herald., 1891-06-03

Jimmy (proudly)-My little sisters got
u Dew d oll that talks.
Johnny (scornfully)-Tha nothin'.
Mines got the scarlet fever. -Munsey's
Weekly
The record-union., 1891-08-26

The Capay Valley Land Company ;s offerno the
most fertile lands III this beautiful valley upon terms which
enable the purchaser pay for the land out of its own
product VIZ: Interest only for FIVE years at per cent
1he only condition imposed IS that reasonable pro-
portion OF the land purchased shall be planted to fruit
trees or vines Land may be bought without this con-
uluon on payment OF 20 per cent cash and remaining
90 per cent at the end OF FIVE years. with interest ann-
any III advance at per cent The various tracts owned
by the Capay Valley Land Company have been subdi-
Vided into 10 and lots which are for sale at
prices varying from $50 to $50 per acre Similar an
improved land in Vaca Valley has recently been sold at
$500 and $500 per acre.
these Capay Valley lands are under the most favor
able climatic conditions for the prosecution Of profitable
iTllt growing, and the locality has proved itself to be
one OF the earliest the State The grape crop of 1900
from the company vineyard at Cashmere was picked
dried and shipped to Chicago and Philadelphia before
the fresno County grapes were ripe
The railroad passes through all of the tracts owned by
the Capay Valley Land Company, thus 1suring excel
lent shipping facltes and land may now be purchased
IN the immediate proximity of either of the following
stations: Capay Cadenasso, Surrey Gunda Sauterne,
Cashmere or Rumsey
At many of these places fine orchards OF the choicest
and earliest varieties of peaches ard apricots may already
be seen and during the coming season considerable ad-
dltional acreage will be planted out One of the recent
sales made by the company that of the Tancred
tract, containing 600 acres, to colony association.
This tract has been subdvided into forty holdings all Of
which will be planted to fruit trees this season.
The fine orchards the Guinda Tract where 400
acres have been sold, especially worthy of mention
and 1t IS significant fact that several Of the blocks are
owned by successful Vaca Valley utgrowers who ex-
pect to make Their earliest shipments from here.
The record-union., 1891-08-26

Too much stress cannot sc laid upon the great ad-
vantage to the frutgrower of being early locality
In most makes the difference between success
and failure. The industrious orchards of Capay Valley
may rest assured that he will derive all the benefits gained
by the first fruit shipments of the season. and that 20
acres Of this rich land when the are in bearing
will yield a handsome and assured income
The Capay Valley Land Company has an agent re-
siding in the valley whose duty it is to show the various
tracts to land seekers.
-Four ownsites have been laid out in different points
in the valley, viz. Esparto Cadenasso, Guinda and
l}umsey Town lots may now be purchased at reason
able prices ard on easy terms.
The enterpr!sing and ourishing town of Esparto is
situated at the lower end of the valley and $r25,oo
worth Of substantial buildings have already been erected
blocks and wateworks with pipes laid in the streets,
The town has postofice schoo-house and weekly
paper and the fine railroad depot contains telegraph
and express Offices.
Posofces have also been established at Guinda and
Rusey This latter place, situated at the head of The
valley, IS the present terminus of the railroad. The
comfortable little hotel makes excellent quarters for
hunters as we'll as land-seekers.
The advantages enjoyed by the settler in Capay VAL
ley may be thus concsely summed up:
soil Of great fertility, yielding bountully of every
crop
soil and climate which will ripen all kinds of fruit
vegetables earlier than anywhere else in the State
ana climate perfectly adapted to the curing OF rasns and
drying of fruit without the aid of artificial evapOraOrs
location that is central and close markets Railroad
communication which enables shipments to be made
quickly and cheaply. Lands which sold cheaper
and better terms than anywhere else IL the State
The record-union., 1891-08-26

farmer to be III, trusting with poor COWS
to make living by selling milk or but
ter while relying alone on pasture. He is
competing with farmers who keep better
cows, and can grow five times the eamount
Of feed than his COWS can get per acre
The improvement, to pay, must be in
every point. He must grade up and i'm
prove his stock, and then he can hope
fully begin to increase the number until
each acre shall sustain cow
a birmingham, Mass, poultryman has
proved to his entire satisfaction that it is
profitable to feed green bone to his fowls.
tie procured q bone-cutter, selected q
pen of one hundred Brahma hens, and
went to work. The result was that
his eggs were increased more than half,
thus proving that the bone as an egg-pro-
ducer was invaluable. AS a further test
of value, he placed some of these eggs
in an incubator by the side OF some
where no bone had been fed Many of
latter proved infertiIe, while others
started, but died at all stages. Of the
eggs of bone-feG hens, on the contrary
ninety per cent. brought out strong
chicks.
''As general rule" says an English
writer, 1.-THE older the breed is the sharper
defined is the type and the more steadily
1t reSlsts change, but there is also a sort
of pedigree within pedigree. A Short
horn has, no doubt, a tendency to pro-
duce standard Shorthorn, but certain
animals that are more or less prepotent
have tendency to produce animals
with personal Characteristic beyond
those of the breed. Such an animal
will give straight backs to all his
stock, such another animal will give
broad loins. a long barrel, thick thighs,
over and above the peculiarities of his
breed: These are thetype stampers, and,
found among their pure bred brethren.
families animals of essential worth that
transmit their qualities"
The record-union., 1891-08-26
3Rai GHfafe, Gtc.
ARARE OPPORTUNITY
Good Agricultural Land for $40
to $40 per Acre.

Tha Pacific Improvement Company has re-
csntly purchased twelve thousand ceres Of
land in the heart of Tehama County, for ths
purpose of promoting subdivision and settle
ment. This land embraces lands from first
class Sacramento Valley agricultural land, to
land of fair average quality, aud'is offered at
from SO to $40 per acre, in subdivisions OF
90, so, 12o, leo and $50 acres.
The terms upon which these lands are offered
are especially attractive. They will be sold in
subdivisions, as above indicated, by the pay
ment Of interest only for three years, at which
time the purchaser can begin tie payment of
principal by paying the first OF five equal an
nual tustallments. Thus no part of the prin-
cipal is TO be paid for three years, and then
the purchaser is to have five years in which to
pay five equal annual installments, with in-
terest at the rate of 2 per cent. per annum,
making payments extending over period OF
e!2ht years. Intending purchasers are as
sureo that this is an opportunity TO purchase
land of fair average quality at $40 per acre,
and good agricultural land at $40 an acre,
with other grades of land at prices to CORE
spond between these figures.
The assertion is frequently made that good
lands, suitable for general farming. and es-
pecially adapted for fruitgrowing, cannot be
had In California for less than from $50 to
800 an acre. An examination of the land
subject of this advertisement win prove to
home-seekers that this is an opportunity for
the purchase of good agricultural land at SEQ
an acre, and for qualities grading down to fair
agricultural land at SO an acre, on terms Of
payment which should make the disposition
OF these lands to actual alsettlers result easy of
accomplishment.
The primary object of the purchase of this
body of land was the breaking up OF a large
coiding for the purpose of promoting its set
tlenent in smaller quantities and its devotion
r. diligent husbandry.
For further particulars, call upon or ad-
l1rsss VIM. II. MILLS,
Land Agent OF the G. p. r. f., Fourth ana
Townsend streets. San Francisco. Cal.
The record-union., 1891-08-26

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
1 State of California, in and for the City and
County OF San francisco. In the matter OF
the estate of WILLIAM WINTER. deceased,
Notice of sale of real estate-Notice is here
by given that in pursuance OF an order of the
Superior Court of the City and County of San
Francisco, State OF California, made on the
lth day of May y. d. 1891. in the matter of
the estate of William Winter, deceased. the
undersigned, the Executives OF the said estate,
viii sell at private sale to the highest and best
bidder, for cash, lawful money of the United
States, and subject to confirmation by said
superior Court, on and after the 27TH DAY
OF AUGUST, 1891, all the right, title. inter-
est and estate OF the said William Winter at
the time of his DEATH and all the right, title
and interest that the said estate has by opera
| tion of law or otherwise acquired since his
death in and to all those certain lots pieces or
| parcels OF land situate, lying and being in the
! County of sacramento, State of California,
! and bounded and described as follows, to-wit
! Survey No. $50, swamp and Overfiowed
| Lands. Sacramento County, Township No. 2
! north, Range No. eaStOf Mount Diablo merid-
/ ian: Sections Nos. 8, 9, II and 8, portions Of
SAID sections embracing the whole of Webber
| Island owcommonly called Vests Island)
| and more particularly described in the field
| notes OF said survey (made for David j. West,
! goth september. 1S60). as follows (Which see):
! Beginning AT the western end of Webber Is
land in Section eighteen as, Township two
! (2) north Range two (2) east, Mount Diablo
meridian: thence meander up stream (San
Joaquin River n. $50 8 E. III chs, n. 80
| 90 +. 2.16 chs. N. $50 so E. 800 chs. N. 40
/ wv L. O.OO CliS.s ~ o. OO IT, O.OO CHS n.
| 7oo o0' e. 21 chs. n. $50 80 E.. $500 chs,
n. 500 80, Il. 1900 chs, n. 74o 10 E. 800
chs, \. go 90 z. ID chs, n. 4So / 8 f. 8
chs, N. 76o 45' E. $50 chs, S. 500 / s. E.
| 1920 chs, S. $50 s. E. 2.4o chs. to stake at
| eastern end of the island; thence meander
down the stream S. 60 90 ", % so chs. S. 6Io
| so, w. 22,00 chs, s. go so w. $500 chs S.
! 500 so w. 5000 chs, s. $40 80 W. 1920 Chs
S. 7So so w. 1910 chs, S. $40 90 w. 500
chs, N. SO 15' w. 1897 chs. to the place
of beginning, containing one hundred and
seventy-four 64-1oo Q74.64) acres or more
! of land. Lines run by the true meridian, mag
| netic variation l 90 25' east.
! Oilers or bids will be received at the Office OF
/ Daniel Titus, attorney-at-law for said estate
at 500 Pine street, in San Francisco, at rooms
| ] and 2.
Terms and conditions of sale: Cash. lawful
| money OF the United States Ten per cent of
! the purchase money to be paid to the under
! signed on day of sale, balance on confirmation
| OF sale by said court. Deed at the expense of
! the purchaser. FRANCES T. SALSIG,
MARY e. WICkSON.
FANNY NJ WINTER
Executrices of the Estate of William Winter,
deceased.
DANIEL TITUS, Attorney for Estate. aulo-td
The record-union., 1891-08-26
MR.. JAMES GRAVES.

III 1t had not been for the doctors at the
Progressive DiSpensary l would be in my
grave to-day" said James Graves of Roberts
Island TO reporter. II had been living too
last life for years, and with late hours and
over-indulgence had completely run down my
wreck.
My nerves were unstrung. 1 had night
sWeats and chllls and my liver and heart were
aftected. had taken medicine from different
physicians, but got no benefit, and had about
reached the conclusion that the best thing for
me 10 do was to commit suicide. A friend
but l felt that my disease was incurable and
refused. l passed there the next day and it
struck me that it would do no harm TO run up
and talk to them. | did so and | thank God
that did. They said they could cure me and
l began treatment. The first good effect was
being able to sleep well. Then my appetite
came back, and within two weeks from begin
ming treatment l was virtually a new man.
The Progressive DiSpensary of Stockton cured
me safe and sound"
There are many others with very much the
same story.
The record-union., 1891-08-26
The Progressive DSPpnSary

Is a Medical and Surgical Institute, founded
with a full staff or EXPERIENCED and emf
entSPECIALISTS, for the cure ofall diseases.
Maintaining an immense private LABORA-
TORY, in charge of EXPERT CHEMISTS.
All the latest scientific appliances for the cure
Of chronic and deep-seatcd diseases. All dis
eases of a PRIVATE NATURE-.'NERVOUS
DEBILITY" stomach disorders, lack OF
youthful vigor in men, the result of excesses,
overwork or dissipation - POSITIVELY
CURED. The charges are VERY Low.
MEDICINES FURNISHED. Each patient
seen privately and cures guaranteed. All
communications and consultations received
in sacred confidence.
The record-union., 1891-08-26

express to you
my $ In C e T G
thanks for the
kind and skill
ful treatment 1
have received at
your hands. l
feel that | have
progressed TAR
ther toward my
recovery in this
time than In the
years that l
have been un-
der the treat
nlent of other
physicians. who
I h o II z h un-
dOubtedly do
ing their best.
did not have
that skill and
experience that
The record-union., 1891-08-26

SUBsTITUTIONs of well-known adyer-
tised articles seem to be the order of the
day. We deem it only justice to our
patrons to warn our readers against this
form Of piracy. When you want an
article, ask your merchant or druggist for
it and don't accept substitute.