The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-02
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NEW YoRK PAPER hos discovered that "a
man has rights IN New York horse car. "
We've known tnatfo long time, and that
there is where he has to stand up for them, too
-Yonkers Statesman.
PUGMIsT-I want you TO design me a crest
with an appropriate motto
Designer-Here's just what you want: Two
dukes rampant and the motto, Blood will
tell '-Hdrudrd LdmpoOn.
GREEN SERVANT ito Mr.. stillman, who rings
the door-bell just as an express wagon stops in
front OF the house)-Yis sorh; Miss Ward is at
home. An shall Be after telling her yez have
brought yer Eunk ND yezi-P1tck.
THERE Is plenty OF room at the TOP"
80 the well-known saying ran.
And the summer thermometer hotly said:
Il will get there if can
Griffin Neps
JoNEs-How does it happen that Robinson
never does anything, He seems very lazy
Brown-No, he comes near the Biblical stand
ard. He cams his bread by the sweat of his
frau. She keeps a boarding house Detroit
Free Press.
SALESMAN Selling fishing rod)-That one is
little defective. OF course we will give you a
Buyer Thanks i don't want any straight
tips" They're too expensive.-Kate Field S
Washington.
VAN pTDER--Absence makes the heart grow
fonder, they say, Miss Amy. Do you think you
would care for me v / we're away?
AMY don't know, Ar. Van Duder but We
might try Supposink you go away for a few
years, and then could tell you.-Chicd0o Her
aid 81
PoTTER--Yes. sir: that man is hypocrite il
there ever was one. While protesting the
warmest friendship for me, he was for a
whole year stabbng me in the back, and never
knew il.
Irwin-Go odness! What kind of back have
you got.-BroOkyn Life.
A BRIGHT l0-year-old girl whose father is ad.
dicted to amateur photography, attended a
trial at court the other day for the first time
THIS This was her account OF the judges charge
The Judge made long speech to the jury of
twelve men, and then sent them off into little
dark room to develop.-Christtdn Union.
MINERVA locking up from her reading
Aunt Fidelia, the Asetdpedn attributes rheu-
matism TO pathogenic micro organism which
under certain favorable conditions is received
and propagated.
Aunt FideliA-- Il don't believe a word of it.
have had the Rheumatism twenty years, and |
never saw a sg1 of the creature yet.-Phdrma-
ceuttcdl Era.
DEACON JoEEs-I don't know, Brother Smith
doesn't appear to me like conscientious man;
not what you'd call consistent, you understand
He's well enough Sundays and meeting nights
but he never PUTS any religion into his bust
ness.
Deacon Brow -very true; but. then. he puts
a good deal OF business into his religion.-Bos-
ton TrGnscriD.
You dress that dog of yours TOO Loudly" OBJ
served the exchange editor, scowling at the
animal.
You mean. suppose" answered the fipan.
clal editor, fieIcely, that he ought not to have
that brass bani round his neck'
No, don'tN rejoined the exchange editor.
waving his shears defantly. Il mean that /
can hear his pants. "-Ae,O York Advertiser.
MUSICAL 4N, accompanied by a hand or
gan ana a chid, has been giving performances
Tor the pest week on the streets OF New YORK
After he had visited one of the Beethoven soul
stirring symphonies out of the instrument of
torture, the Artist sent the child among the
crowd A getleman dissOrged a nickel. Il
wants anoder nickel lisped the child.
What fors'
Dot nlckelyou put dot cup in vas for de
moosic. but line fadder ish a professional beg
gar pesldes y Terds Sififn0s