The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-05-05
Leaf by leaf the roses fall;
One by one our dear ones die.
o, to keep them with us still!
Loving hearts send up the cry,
Wife and mother, o how dear,
Fading like "A inlet awav


Tearfully to God we pray
Many wife and mother, who seems doomed tc
Ole because she suffers from diseases peculiar to
women, which saps her life away like vampire
aud Danles the skill of the family physician, car
be saved by employing the proper remedy. This
remedy Is DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. the
greatest boon ever conferred by man on weak
suffering, despairing women. 1t is a specific fol
all phases Of female weakness, no matter what
their name.
well, Uncle Nose, l hear you have pair of
twins at your house."
"Yaas, missus, we has. Lord Dress dey little
heartsi"
Have you named them?"
"Yaas'm: Done named 'em aftah two OBJ de
Indeed? What two?D
"Ole Christofo' Columbus an Juleyous Caesar,
rres'u dent Z our house.-Detroit Free Press.
The reputation Of Ayers Sarsaparlla asa blood
medicine, is maintained by daily cures.
That is Different.
Blinkers-Hello, Winkers 1 hear that you
have married woman with an independent for
tune.
Winkers lsadly) Mo; married fortune with
an Independent woman.-New York Weekly.
was sufferer from catarrh for fifteen years
with distressing pain over my eyes. used Ely's
cream Salm with gratifying results. Am appar.
emily cured.-Z. G. Warren, Rutland, VT.
Business is Business"
"Say, have you ever had your store broken
into9"
"No; You see, everything is so very cheap
comes In and pays for it."-Filegende Blaetter.
Smart Weed and Reliadonna, COM
Dined with the other ingredients used in the best
porous plasters, make Carters s, W. and B.
Backache Plasters the best in the market. Price
20 cents.
For Spite
George-Miss Courtney, the girl used to call
on before we were engaged will sit behind us at
the theatre tonight.
my high hat is more becoming than this toque.-
-Munsey's Weekly.
Baby cried.
Mother sighed,
Doctor prescribed: Castor4nt
Professional Jealousy.
Living Skeleton Ito man with elastic skin)-
%ADvub OH yOu are BOOu IOr Is 10 DC worked up
now.
Elastic Skin Man-The're worth more than
Dones.-Chicago Tribune.
Why let your hair turn gray when Halls Hair
Remover will prevent itP
He Seems to Be.
Mrs. Snaggs-Young Mr.. Dinwiddie is bache-
lor OF arts, isn't he?
Snaggs--l suppose that's what you might call
MN. ne has escaped the wiles of woman so
tar,-Pittsburg Chronicle.
lsuffered from a severe cold in my head for
months and could get no relief. Was advised to
use Ely's Cream Balm. 1t has worked like magic
In IFS cure. am free from my cold after using
the Balm one week, and i believe it is the best
zremedy known.-Samuel j. Harris, Wholesale
Grocer, 1l9 Front st., New York.
The Fireman's Romance
'Yeu are out with Miss Rox?"
"Yes, her father put an extingusher on the
affair.""
You've done sparkling, then?"
~ NO, I've gone back TO an old hame."-Cape
Dyspepsia In Its worst forms will yield
TO the use Of Carter's Little Nerve Pills aided by
present distress but strengthen the stomach and
digestive apparatus.
Railroad official (breaking the news gently to
wife OF New York dummer)-Ahem! Madam, be
calml Your husband has met with slight-that
is to say, one of the drive-wheels of a passenger
locomotive struck him on the cheek, and
Wife-WelI, sir, you needn't come around here
trying to collect damages. You won't get cent
from me. IL your company can't keep its proper
W out OF danger, it'll have TO take the conse-
quences: You should have your engines in
sured.-Harper's Bazaar.
Leading medical authorities indorse Ayers
Sarsaparilla as the best blood medicine.
Old Griggs-I was readin', Tidy, that Rosa
Bonheur, that big Frenchwoman, is 70 years old.
an paints as much as ever she did
Mrs. Griggs-I do declared What desprt
shamefaced critters them Frenchwomen be, Al
her time Nv lie should think she'd better be
dom somethin' else than frivollng like GIRL
chicago Times.