Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1891-03-07
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lie who steals considers this = " ORD
Of thieves.-Tvest Shore.
Take love and taxes out of life, and
not much is leit.-lndianapolis Jour
nal.
"A candidate with a telephone may
make his calling sure, while his election
| II uncertain rs ever.-rexas Siftings.
--Jones-''What is the matter with
Catchmoney's new typewriter girl?''
| Smith-'.Oh; she is troubled by bad
spells. Spirit.
BE a man ever so absent-minded, by
surrounding himself with clever men he
will always have his wits about him.
st. Joseph News.
The man who bought a cutter to go
slei2hing wished he had bought one OF
| the other kind when the thaw came. 1t
| was good sailing.
If You want to be specialist, be
rather a dentist than an aurist. for man
has thirty-two teeth and only two ears.
-Fliegende Batter.
A Partial Rcform,-"Havc u cigar,
Will<ins?" mo. Swornooff." ''Given
up smoling?" mo. Given up your
cigars''-N. Y. Sun.
"A Very Poor Man.-"You say he's
| too poor to own dog?" ''Yes, l act
ually believe he is" ''Thcn, of course,
he has two of them"
Hot water is said to be sure cure
for every complaint, but we never knew
| n man to feel any better because his
| wife kept him in it.-Atchison Globe.
If you want advice, get it from the
| man or woman who is nearest your
own age. That is, if you want advice
that you can accept.-Atchison Globe,
There are only nine parts of speech,
but you wouldn't think it to hear two
| women fighting about their children
over the back fence. - Philadelphia
Times.
in the best society" Mr.. Mayflowcr-
'Irdced?" Mr. Dunly-"Yes am the
agent of a debt-collecting institution"
Epoch.
Useless to -Kecticl<-"Fral<-
shus ought to be shot on general prin
ciples'' Ransom-'.You could not hit
him there. He has no principles.'--
lntcrOcean.
Look out" howlcd the impatient
vic tim in the BARRIERS chair. "Do You
think your carving in wood?' ''No.
sir: more like etching on brass."-Mil-
| waullee Sentinel.
-Critic-'.I didn't like that last limo
in your article" Editor--"Well. the
public did" Critic-"Why SOP Editor
--..Because it was the last line.''-At-
lanta Constitution.
! Fair Woman's FailinS.-Biggsy-
"Havc you read Looking Backward
Wiggsy-..No; but I've often seen 1t
acted when two well-drcsscd women
pass each other on the strcct.'-Hrools.
lyn Eagle.
President Eliot's observation that
young men OF nineteen don't know as
| much as they had ought to know. will
be Indignantly resented by the young
| men. Later on, however, they will
modify their views.
of course" said the EN- EMBARRASSED
statesman, my parents did what they
thought would be most to my advant-
age when they gave me an education,
nut they made Il great mistake when
they taught me to write. Washington
Post,
-Cobblc--''liow are you getting on
| with your reading at the library? I
see you go around there every day "a
regular as clock work Stone-'I am
| making fair progress, but l haven't
been introduced to her yet. brooklyn
Life.
The Lady's Natural Mistake
| Kind-IIcartcd Lady stopping seedy
pilgrim on the strect)-"My poor man,
! is there any thing ] can do for you ~
| Secdy Pilgrim-''Iou mistake me. ma
| dam. am not Il mendicant. / am
| trying to be an amateur photographer
on $40 Il MONTH.