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Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Stomach Troubles Cured.

Pairs in stomach. feichlng wind.
Rssne water. food or gas.
Pans before and after eating.
Constant frsius = stomach.
Old or voting people cured.
BrSpeusis rUfed.
Nervous I'yspepSln cured
Al stomach troBoies cured ~ Dr. :
fgAr Todd, Of8ce - North Dslsieu-sl
10 sta -. rooms ], and 4, Grand Hen-
5ds Mich
Consultations free 81 lne oflee Or ~
letter Medicines sent every where
Ca8 o. write, free.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

that Nelson, Matter q Co.'s special sale
is working down the last quarter.
Those who have not attended il should
not fail to do so the coming week.
There are still number of goodIvaiues
left which. no doubt, will be taken the
coming week.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
CATARRH CURED.


Have vou pains over the eyes
Are your eyes vaferyf
Have you dry cough every night
Are YOU SICK at the stomach
IL there continuous dropping 81
nucus n the hack Of your ihrosu
You can he cured quickly and PEI
manenily by Df. :. Clay Jbdf. -
North Division st, up starr. rooms /,
and 4, Grand Rapids. Mich. Cal or
write. free. nj Office o. By mail Mod
cree sent everywhere.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
CoNcIrsIox AM Confession

Nick Fink, after giving his case
prayerful consideration came to the
conclusion that his saloon was open ON
Sunday. He confess d his conclusion
to Judge Burlingamc y sterday, paid Il
fine of $50 and 1910 costs and was dis
charged.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

eff your son asked for bread would
you give him a stoneY'
eff you are sick and depend on a
physician for relief, would he give YOU
pois6n7'
In order 10 elevate the profession we
will give a few
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
HE IS A PHYSICIAN INDEED WHO CURES!
YOvNG AND MIDDLE AGED.!

NERVOUS DEBILITY, NERVOUS
Weakness, resulting from early indls-
cretios nand excuses OF manhood, over
work of the brain, improper treatment
of some other diseases, improper use Of
instruments IN examinations and treat
ment of some other diseases, hereditary
weakness, ETC., causing lost manhood,
impotency, barrenness, inability to col
lect ideas or remember word during
conversation; making the sufferer lose
confidence in every one, even himself,
causing continual worry and anxiety
about troubles that never come; some
times causing Epilepsy, often causing
insanity. one form of Deafness, Paral-
ysis, Nervousness and Heart Disease,
inability TO conduct business, etc.
This disease, with all its complica-
tons. is always cured by DR.. S. Clay
Todd, l6 North DIvision-st.. Wenham
block, rooms /, and 4, Grand Rapids,
Mich. Call Immediately.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Ruptures Destroy Comfort.
Ruptures are Dangerous.

No knife or surgical operation.
No truss need

No knIfe or surgical opeTatlon.
No truss used.
DR.. :. Clay Todd guarantees 81 re-
duce the rupture Oae-tbird on Onc-haii
Us size IN "A hours.
Medicine sent 10 any address on re-
ceipt OF g. Not sold al drug stores.
Call or write, free.
Letters answered promptly free 81
charge. by ibr : Clay Todd, the famous
specialist. Is North DiviaoB-st.. 80
stairs, rooms l. 3 and 4, Grand Rapids,
Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Don't fail to see Gardiner x Bakers
line of fine ready to wear clothing.
They can tit you and give you the cor
rect thing.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

The old reliable second hand furni-
ture desler, G.. w. Smith, is located At
203 South Division-st instead OF 263.
He will be pleased to meet all his Old
customers and as many new as will
favor him with patronage.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Cigars 60 cents box at Morse's.
Fresh Frog Legs at Dettenthaler's.

We have just received those light
jackets in small sizes.
NoiGT, HERPoLsHEIMER & Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

For wall paper, paints, oils and plas-
tico, artist materials. etc, go TO Valley
City Wall Paper and Paint Co.'s, 80
West BrIdge-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Notice.

Friends and customers are invited
not TO forget the millinery parlors at
422 Lyon-st. Mrs. 4. Schultz 4 Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

We advise our friends to call, Valley
City Wall Paper and Paint Co., 80 West
Brldge-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

TERRIBLE
Gu II ED

! had a terrible steady backache for
four years without any let up at all;
sometimes l could hardly straighten
up. Could not ride in wagon on ac-
count of the greater jar of the wagon,
and have walked rather than ride. j
have now been under the treatment OF
DIR. :. CLAY TODD, l6 North DiyI-
sion-st.. Wenham block, rooms /, 3 and
4, Grand Rapids, Mich, ten days, and
yesterday l rode 20 miles and nine
miles today in wagon without pain
at aIl-the first time for four years. ]
would chcerfully recommend DR..
Todd to those who have great pain In
their backs. AVERY DOWNER,
October Is. 1890. Alpine, Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Or. S. CLAY TODD,
is North Division st.,
GRAND Rapids MICH.
Advice Free.
CATARRH CURED

CArARRH.--This dressfuI disease,
culv a slight congestion Of the mucous
membrane Of TIE nose At first. Increases
with each cold uuti L spreads through
cut the whole mucous system. Affecting
the throat. ears, bronchial tubes, ston1-
sch. etc, causing deafness, larg Is
eases. dyspepsia and naany other dls-
frpssirs and dangerous complaints. A
fna account Of your present. condition
.pa the treatrasnt yoat reQnfre. wtii ~
s,ver yon free q charge By TT. : Cav
Todd 8 Narth Isei = st, Roons !, Z
ami 4, Grand Rapids. Ms<s
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Ladies, you will save money by going
10 10 Broadway tor your millinery.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

The choicest designs in dress goods
and new trimmings at E. p. Kidder &
Co.'S.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Ladies'.
Lily White Flour

Mrs. Schultz, at 422 Lyon, is now pre-
pared TO show you the latest i'll millln-
ery
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Full line OF canned goods at Detten-
thaler's.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
UR. }. LlA! lUUU
The Famous Specialist.
OFFICE AND DlSPEkSkRy,
f6 North Division Street.
Up stairs, Rooms I, Band 4, Grand
Rapids, Michigan.

Or. Todd charges lessand cures quick
or than any other physician.
IL you have tried other doctors with
out relief or a permanent cure your
only hope - IN Or. :. Clay Todd.
No running to drug stores.
No old dead stock 90 work OF.
Or. ;. Clay Todd's medicines are all
freshly prepared 10y the doctor in per-
son every day hut Sundays.
Or. ;. Clay Todd can Toe consulted
free OF charge at bis office, or by let
ter, every day but Sundays.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Those waiting for small sizes IN ladies
jackets will be pleased 10 learn that
they have just been received.
NoI6T, HERPoISHEIMER * Co.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Art for the Children.

The Art Association will devote We'd.
nesday from to D. M; also Saturday
from to II a. M, specially to the
children. Special admission 10 cents.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

The best Scotch and French ginghams
IN all the new colorIngs at +. z. Kid
der * Co.'s.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Fresh Shad Roes at Dettenthaler's.

Get ice cream soda at Cooper's candy
kitchen.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
.How to Cure All skin Diseases

Makes finest pastry, bread or biscuit.
The best is most satisfactory.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Choice grenadines at E, r. Kidder &
Co.'s.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

"Go 10 Chicago via c. 4 W. NJ"
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24
Bear I'm Mind

Live HOLSTERS at DettenthaIer's.
Telegram-herald., 1891-04-24

Cigars 90 cents box at Morse's.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
To Tell When a Car L, Loaded.

A device that will enable a railroad
employe 10 determine when a is
loaded consistent with safety or with
economical wear has been a long felt
want" in railroad circles. An apparatus
has been invented TO supply this de
mand, and owing 10 its simplicity 1t Is
likely 10 come into general favor. The
device consists Of two distinct parts, the
upper part being attached 70 the truck,
above the spring on the side Of the car,
while the other part is fixed below the
spring.
An adjustable pin is carried by tbs
TOP part, and the bottom end Of THU
touches the index finger that works ovei
the dial Of the bottom piece. WheI
the apparatus is once adjusted the In
de1, as the car is loaded, will indicate
on the dial full load" or overloaded,
as the case may be.-EIchange.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
Highest of all in Leavening - Latest S. Govt Report !
R@!a.:,.LL B BSMdsr
ABSOLUTELY PURE
ABSOLUTELY PURE

noticed to be wearing a pair OF spec
tacles. As this was a new departure
on his part. some remarks were Of
course made, but he explained it by
saying that his eyes were naturally
weak, and he had put sPectacles on
Just for that day, TO counteract b
effect Of too continuous writing. This
appearing satisfactory, no further notice
was taken of it
However, during the progress Of the
examination, be was noticed frequently
to look intently on the desk, as II
searching cor something. This oc-
CURED so often that at the conclusion
TIN. examiner asked him what he had
beau doing. He, however, replied that
be nad done it 10 relieve his eyes.
Being. however, still dubious the ex-
aminer then asked permission 70 look
at the spectacleS On which he discov-
cred that they ERE strong magniheH
His suspicious being aroused, he put
them on and examined the desk, on
which he discovered various figures and
notes traced with some fine instrument
in the woodwork. Seeing that eI'
pos1re was inevitable the competitor
made a full confession, OF which it ap-
peared that he had entered the room
the night before through the window,
and by the light Of a candle traced with
a needle notes on the more difficult
subjects on which he expected TO be eI
arnined. The use of the sPectacles wa
necessary in decipbenng them, owint
to the minute characters in which theS
were written. London Tit-Bits.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
THE NATIONS usRAnT.

eomethinE About Its Thousands Asd Thoo-
sands Of Books of Every Kind.
Our national library is a huge trtpls
room in the west front Of the Capitol
building, and holds more than 6OO,WO
volumes in its capacious shelves
Imagine an immense chamber, along
each side Of which III large alcoves Of
ironwork. Within these a~lcoves, which
are large enough TO contain two Peo-
pie, are four walls Of books. Above
these small chambers are iron galleries
one rising above the other until the
roof is reached And each one is load
ed down with thousands upon thou
sands of volumes.
Every available space is occupied by
dusty TOMS. yet in this seeming confu-
sion there is admirable order. The
location Of every book is kept, and a
visitor calling for a certain author Is
kept waiting only a few moments.
Children under sixteen are not al
lowed in the library, yet part of 1t Is
devoted solely 70 children's literature
and fairy tales.
Many are the quaint and curious
books preserved on these shelves. One
can see the Bibles Of all natiOns-the
/ Zend-Avesta and the Khoran side by
side with the text book of the MormOns
and the Scriptures Of the Christians
Then there are volumes in the quaint
old English type, books published thres
or four hundred years ago; "PilgrimI
Progress in Chinese, huge dictionaries,
an old Bible printed in the Sixteenth
century. and the fra newspaper thai
ever appeared.
The largest book In existence is in
mis- library, a huge volume nearly two
yards long and containing life size cob
ord illustrations Of birds of all nations.
TIL. book is called The Audubon Book
90 Birds. " and Il worth a fabulous sum
Audubon. remember, is te man fo
whom Is named the society for the pre-
vention of cruely TO birds. Its aim i
b do away with the useless slaughtel
of birds fer millinery purposes.
Many are the cranks thAs visit TIM
great library. Some come day attsl
day 70 search out some pet hobby M
never weary Of their useless efforts
One old lady is said TO haunt the plao
and search volume after volume 70 dn
cover something about herself whel
abe imagines 10 have been written Sh
declares her intention Of destroying tn
page as soon a. found. Another cranl
Is reading all the Bibles and from then
compiling one of his OWL. He wi
pSobably end in the lunatic asylum o
the pOorhouse.
Hypnotism is a subject that is mue-
investigated, and palmistry comes neI'
There il no subject upon which som
book cannot be found. Science, an
medicine, law. literature, poetry, II
ligion-everything known 70 the huma
, mind that has been written VpOn b
the human pen can here BE ha1-Phi
= adelphia Times.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

a reception that might astoui,h item
In England practical joking seems to
b. tine summum buuum of many mems
GVes
At % country house ina England there
= certain % Doe "a good deaf Of PRACTICAL
Jckiu-. particularly if there d, one nan
who j, considered slow Ina Kent
not long ago. when a cricket week was
in progress. "a guest had the bad luck
TO incur the in will Of the rest of the
men in the party. He declined to stay
up late in the smoking on. and r
fused to join at a game Of cards. One
night after he had gone 10 bed the
rest Of the men gathered at his door,
and. finding he had retired. went in and
carried him and the bed bodily down
stairs and out of doors, where they
carefully made up his bed. with him IN
II. In the middle Of the cricket field
New York World.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

In 1892 Colerdge, in bis Table
Talk" spoke Of the word talented as
follows: Il regret to see that vile and
barbarous vocable talented stealing
out of the newspapers into the leading
reviews and most respectable publica-
tons Of today. Why not '~shillinged'
farthinged, 'tenpenced, etc The
formation of a participle passive from a
noun is a license which nothing but a
very peculiar felicity can excuse. II
mere convenience is TO justify such at
tempts upon the idiom, you cannot
stop till the language becomes, in the
proper sense Of the word, corrupt. Mos
Of these pieces Of slang come from
America"
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

The Friday afternoon rehearals of
the Symphony orchestra as is well
known, are attended by a great con-
course of women
One afternoon the doors had Just
been opened, and there was a grand
rush up the stairs for the u~nreserved
seats in the second balcony. In the
crush one woman shed some of her fine
feathers in the shape Of an overskirt.
The assistant manager held it up and
cried, Here, madam"
She turned and looked, but music
and a good seat had charms. Keep
il for Inc" she said, and hurried on up
the stairs.-Boston Globe.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

The annoyance of breaking
lamp-chimneys need not be
borne.
Get tough glass ch;mneys s.
Macbeths pearl top a. &
"pearl glass are ;o4S
against heat; they q no
break, except from accident.
They are also clear, trans
parent, not misty " milk ,hcy
fit and stand Upright SHAPE
and proportions are right to dl-
rect the draft upon the fame.
They cost a little more than
rough and wrong chimneys OF
common glass that break con
tinually.
Pituours. GEO 80"
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
BITTEN BY A vENoMoUs COBRA
Rapidly with which the Poison Courses
Through a Victims Veins.

kauidltN Mltn Nhlcn the ROBSON AhNA~f7
Through a Victims Veins.
IT, African cobra is known as the
- tit z snake ON account Of its
power Ia throw its venom quite "a dis
lance into the eyes of its enemy. IL Is
a lazy reptile, "a when stirred 70
anger, when It cannot be equaled for
swiftness and accuracy in splitting or
biting its victim.
The splitting is accomplished by ex-
polling the breath sharply through the
mouth, 50 hat the soapy venom flies
straight as a pea thrown from a pipe
into the victims eyes.
This cobra attains the length Of six
feet, and is large and powerful 1t is
doubly formidable from the fact that
it On swim in the rivers very swiftly,
an has no fear. In swimming the
cobra moves along very rapidly, with
its snout and beady eyes Just above the
waters surface.
when | was stationed with my
regiment in Ceylon l had experiences
with the Indian breed Of cobra that
were very exciting" says Lieutenant
Jephson.
my servants rushed into the bunga-
low one morning, begging Inc to save
the life Of a nan who had been bitten
/ by a cobra l fastened out on 70 the
veanda to find a crowd of men and
women bringing in a man in a state
of semi-unconsciousness. They showed
me two deep red spots in his instep,
where the serpent's fangs had been.
Il felt Of his legs, and found that
they were already stone cold, al
though the man had been bitten but
ten minutes before.
Drawing my knife from my pocket
l opened the sharpest blade and pro
ceeded at ono TO cut deeply into the
mans instep around the bitten part
and cut the flesh away. Meanwhile l
had sent in for a redhot poker.
When the iron came / pressed its
glowing end forcibly against the wound,
soaring the flesh about the instep. Then
poured a quart Of whisky down the
poor wretch's throat as rapidly a. pos
sible.
He was so paralyzed from the effect
Of the swift poison that he suffered nc
pain from the soaring Of his flesh, but
murmured only:
Burn. Dory, bum
Il watched him a~nIiously for half az
} hour. when he was able 70 open hi
eyes. Then l gave him nor whisky
and found that his pulse was much bet
ter. Another hour found him able Il
rise. after which I had the servants e1
p ercise him as much as possible in orde
20 counteract the deadly coma which
constantly came on.
The next morning the man wa!
= quite well save for the deep wound II
p his instep, am sorry TO say that b
was always lame afterward, for il seem
that l Lad severed a cord in his instel
+ in my surgical attempt But he be
e came a sort Of a pensioner in my bur
a galow, following me around as a CRATE
5 full dog would do.
Il used 10 point to him with prid
J. when my guests were present and say
L cured that Iuan OF a cobra's bite
2 There is a vine which grows /
India called the aristolochia indie
q which has cured many persons bite
e by cobras | am informed. They 50
@ that they crush a young leaf and appl
v it TO the wound as soon as possibI
IS after the bite is inflicted. San FraI
|. cisco Examiner.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

A sturdy newcomer, some six feet in
height. laughed at the warnings that
were given him when he set ont for a
walk, and disdainfully refused the pro-
lection Of a tackey-a thOrny branch,
the dexterous use Of which will keep
the ostrich at bay-averring that he
was not afraid Of a dicky bird" He
was missed, and discovered some hours
after by a search party most uncom-
fortably perched on the top Of an iron
stone bowlder, and slowly grilling IN
der the African sun, while the ''dicky
bird" did sentry up and down, watch.
ing him with an evil eye.-Londor
S~nactarOr.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
GOOD o U FEB NE.


They say | missed my calm;
might have been a sage
II I'D a-gone ter college
When twenty years Of age.
They say my gift wuz langwidge;
Without a workin' much
] might a been quite fluent
In Hebrew, French an Dutch.
Iovn It's very datt'rin',
But answer 'em. You see
The langwidge Shakespeare writ IN
Wuz good enough fer me"
used ter read his play books
When Jest a little lad;
Though hard ter understand yet
liked the ring they had.
Then what's the sense in learnin'
The things Ia never use;
Fer though I'm glib az tslkin',
I wouldn't have excuse
Ter chat in Dutch er Latin
With Lihu. John an Zeke,
A-settin' on the store steps,
Cause Yankee al they speak.
There may be lan-vid.e hner.
An them more soft an clear
The one courted jan In
: the one ! like ter bear.
tell my team in II gl.sL
Ter git up" "ha W and gee"
" the langwldge ~lak-peare writ In
Is good enough r me
Helen ChaGee ir Detroit Free Press
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
nam n.droom, and Min BOTTLES.

1t is a very curious and remarkable
fact that people who live in hall rooms
at boarding houses drink bottled milk
before going TO bed Each little dairy
in boarding house neighborhoOds esPe-
ciaIly cross streets between Sixteenth
and Thirty-second, do a thriving bust-
ness in selling bottles Of fresh milk A
walk on any of these streets any morn
ing will reveal the presence Of a milk
bottle on the window ledge of nearly
every house on the block. These viii
mark with unfailing regularity the po-
sition Of the hall room in an ordinary
New York house. New York Recorder.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

Geology reveals D us the fact that
classes Of animals rise and fall, are e1-
allied ans then nrought low, Just as
empires among men. The deinosaur
were not destined To remain for o
than a certain time in their exalted po-
siaon. Already in the New Red sand
stone period the usurper had appeared
on the scene in the shape Of humble
little quadrupeds, creatures apparently
unable 10 cope with their rivals Of the
reptile class, but destined, as ages
rolled on, to grow in power and
strength, and so to attain the proud
position they now occupy.
One cannot help wondering hdB14p
victory was accomplished But hAaJ
had a more developed brain than~
tiles; that would give them an -
mense advantage in the struggle tor
existence" Thus it would seem that
brains carried the day, and so mann
mails now hold the field against all
their enemies. Chambers Journal.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

CaIifornia's iirst constitution was
adopted in 1S49, and the state has had
a new constitution since then. Ii was
adopted in 1876, and furnishes an ad-
mirable illustration Of the manner IN
which people who do not enjoy the
benefit Of the town meeting provide Tor
the most minute and intimate subjects
In the fundamental law Of the state
Henry LOOMS Nelson in HarperS
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

Americans do not understand Prao-
teal ioking M the same u that II
4 understood in England. Practical
tokers who tGsd their pranks ~ the
United states would probably receive
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

Mr.. Van Rensselaer, De Peyster-"lu
you have tea, Mis- Wabash
, Ms Wabash-No, thanks, Mr.. De
Peyster. but if you could corral a Little
buljon for me I'd be yours truly
Harper's BszGr.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

The sense Of smell is naturally better
developed in some persons than In
others, but like the other senses-taste,
tonch, sight and hearng-it may be
traaned TO quickaeSs and accuracy.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

At present the exports Of French silk
goods amount 10 about 2jO, 900, 900
francs per annum England and the
United States are the leading purchas-
ers, taking over two-thirds Of the whole
amount exported. Then come Ger
many. Switzerland, Belgium, Spain,
Turkey and Italy in the order men
TONED
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

The Collegian-Shall we be engaged
again this summer or noti
The Accommodating Girl-lt's Just
as you say.
The Collegian-Well, we might as
well e engaged then-but you won't
expect another ring, will youEMun-
sey's Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

Judge ito horrid scamp who has Just
been sentenced to a couple Of years
hard laborl-Have you anything 70
addi
No your honor; l would rather
subtract-La Papillon-
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02
A UNIQUE sfethod ~ "oribbinE"

The following incident occurred in
Scotland: a preliminary examination
in correction with a burary was held
IN n Of the towns Of L~anarkshire, the
place Of examination being the parish
school
When the morning Of the eKamina-
zion arrived D Of the competitors was
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

why, / thought Wiener a real Opt
mist"
"No. since he went into the meat
business be makes the wurst Of every
thing "-Munsey's Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

Having UurruHaHIa. Il."rH-. El tho hrm %
W0lfer-tor Haskell Aanltl-furius Co.. ui ~
P4uL Mimi. Boz which tlss su active piL
-eutamb.rI D. I-ai. 4 wish -u dispose ui tag iuE
rifura aud bar fixture uf fhH 1~sILuaFtgue h'tel
lunch counter. ice LHu-r and joy aud storage
collar. 40 reasonable rates iHI cash. rnhFhnN
fra rear- Iaa-a at -am4 rs.r-. For further par
tculars address JOINS H. ". DEJOSJ, GleudiVel
Montana
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

The YELLOWSTONE JOURNAL reaches a
larger class of people in the city and surrounding
country and has a larger circulation than any
other paper, and is therefore the best advertising
medium,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-07-02

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