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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
4 FLOATING PALACE.
Arrival OF the Magnificent New steamshid
La Touraine

New York, June 27.-The magnificent
new steamer La Touraine, which has re-
Gently been added TO the fleet OF the Com,
pagnie Generate Transatlantique, arrived
here today.
La Touraiue was built in the company's
Yards at Penhouot. near 1T. Nu1alre,
France She is $40 feet in length, - feet
in width and has depth Of hold OF - feet.
Her burden is l4,Gij tons. AT the tria! TRIP
before the French commissioners the IN n
imum speed attained was l9>& knots. THIS
rate was increased to 20]4 when the ventl-
iators OF the engines were III operation.
During her passage rom 81. Nazaire ~
Havre the steamer made the distance be
tween the two ports in 20 hours and 30
minutes. which gives speed superior to
u knots. Her engines are ll,OJo morse
mower. AMI can easily be brought up 10
IL OGO Sac has all the latest improve
ments in marine construction ana Is uivld-
cd into Is water-tight Duikheads. Wh'cn
form a safeguard against sinking In case
of accident or collision. Two independent
engines of triple expansion operate upon
and put in motion u separate screw 1uesc
engines are separated by longituolnai
water -tiaht bukhead.
In elegance and comfort the caolnS anu
saloons of La TOuraine arc a reailzalloh Oh
artistic perfection. Iherc are o. 9pC pin
cdbines de lure six of which contain large
double bedsteGds. bath rooms ana ward
robes. s cabins with beds each, caolns
for a single person, 10 for and for :, on
the promenade deck, all for first class pas,
senRers. There are IS large well ventilated
and comfortably furnished cabins for sec
ond class passengers, 81 of which are for
, persons. and "a arranged to accom-
modate persons. There are 20 bath rooms n
independent of those connected with inc
cabincs DC lure, for the accommodatIon OF
cabin passengers. The lower deck has Ii, ac.
commOdations for GOO Immigrants; 1ah ser
in ali la Touraine can accommodate l,O9C
messengers. 392 first-class, - second anc
600 Storage. The Grand saloon in Its ap
pointments is combination of comfort anc
luxury which has so far not been rivalied
The steamer is lighted throughout by eiec
trio lights.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
What Was II. John.

That made YOUR face SO free and clear
from puppies, said his sweetheart Why,
DON'T Won know, Eva. For over u year |
took everything | could think of withou.
helping me, then | bought two bottles Of
Sulphur Bitters, aud now haven't one
pimp.e on my face IL IS the best blood
cleanser / ever sa'y.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
pea,h ends a Remarkable Fast.

WABASH. IND, June 27.-Elizabeth Nc
Vev. of Rose Hill, mention of whose
fortv-dev fast was made recently .Sdled
Yesterday. her fast having lasted ocer -
invs. DR. II. L. Tanner, tue celebrated
faster, was with her before her death ana
pronounced the case one Of the most re
on record. Competent physi-
clans win hold an autopsy, aud until that
is done the nature OF her disease cannot
ha dnfnrminel
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
him sealca indictments.

.RocHrsruR, June 27.-The grand jury,
which has lust risen, have brought in 2C4
sealed indictments. This has given rise 10
runlors that the clothing manufacturers in
terested in the recent lockout In tGls city
have been indicted for preventing tue en-
ployes securing work. The oIhcialS de-
Cline to confirm or deny the truth Of the
sfafameutS
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
Indictment Against Gibson equashed.

CHICAGO. June Elm the Criminal
Court to-day Judge Collins quashed all tne
counts in the indictment against George j..
Gibson. of the whisky trust, charging him
with conspiracy and with having explosives
in his possession. The charge OF attempt
To commit the crime Of blowing up the
Schufeldt distillery, thereby destroying
life and property, was taken under advise
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
THERE WILL BE LIGHT.

The people of Wheeling spoke in
thunderous tones yesterday in favor of
the city owning and operating plant
for the purpose of lighting her streets
with electricity.
II required a three-ffths majority to
ratify the ordinance, and after the bal
lots were counted it was found that the
vote for II lacked but 4G votes Of being
four-ffths Of the total of 3,s25. 1t was
the largest vote by which a loan ordi-
nance was ever ratified in the history of
the city. 1t showed very concluSively
how much in earnest the people were in
the matter Of having the city lighted at
night time as city should be lighted.
It also showed what and excellent idea
the voters have Of the ms and outs Of
the city's finances and that they are not
to be taken In by such demOgogic argu-
ments as were urged, by those interest
ed, against the Electric Light Ordi-
nance.
The interest in the election was great
in all parts of the city, and in every
ward the ordinance carried by more
than the necessary three-ifths. The
people were, IN fact, practically unani-
nous for better and cheaper light,
and they will get it, without in any way
hampering or delaying any other i'm
proveme MT.
The people having spoken so decided
ly, it now devolveS upon the Electric
Light Commission TO do its part as thor
oughly and promptly. The Commission
will meet Monday night, and it should
lose no time in going to work, so that
the plant may be In operation before
next winter.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

1oN'r sleep with the moon shining on
.- face. A Kansas letter carrier did
tile other night and awoke totally
ind. Such blindness was quite COM
ION among soldiers during the war.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

AT WHAT stage In well regulated
Inc of base ball do the contending
.cross bats" as the sporting edi-
r.- say they do?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28
Mr. Glnds,nne.s Condition.

LONDON. June 27.-Mr. GLADSTONE passed
a good night at Lewestoft. Suffolk, 10 which
MACS ne went Yesterday in the hope of re-
cruitiny his health. He was not injurious
" affected by the journey
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

Sow LET us hustle for Manual
ming school With such an institu-
Wheeling would be right up in the
-ank where she ought to be.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

H IS understood that the Water
Board is on the search for pumps power
lu' and large enough TO pump ten mill
.oa gallons OF water daily into the new
eryoir. Gentlemen you can't be too
ick about i,. That new basin
-At to have been In use ere this, but
FL, RroISrEE recognizes the difficulties
Board has had 90 contend with in
way Of Inadequate pumping machin-
..y. and so does not Intend to criticise
harshly However, time flies and
cu You know the seaSOna5le
athcrfor that kind of work will soon
1ye passed away. Make haste now and
can havo much, perhaps all, done
ore the winter sets in.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

Gov. PATTIsoY, of Pennsylvania,
isn't afraid Of the veto. He has come
down hard on the Congressional and
Legislative apportionment bills passed
by the Legislature. The Governor
characterizeS them as outrageous gerry
manders. AS a result of the vetoes,
Pennsylvania will be compelled to elect
TWO Congressmen at large next year.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

-Irr there De light" said the REGIS
m saturday morning. Fright you
dion. SID be, said the people,
'ater.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

v.r- T,rEEon WILLIAM, of Ger
-..r f.. ling 10 England shortly. The
.,.rce of Wales can teach him how 10
.,sv taccarat.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

toc the first time in the history OF
United States we are 10 have some
naval manwuvres. Almost for the first
.me in the history Of the country we
Lave enough navy TO man@uvre.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

Now that the election is over, we can
ca brief breathing spell before the
9r.o.S Fourth.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

Tracr IS apparently no doubt Of the
notorious EVA HAMILTON intention to
-0 upon the stage. If reputable man
sgcrs throug hogt the country would re-
.cse l9 give ler time, a long step would
aEea towards redeeming the stage
a-la q grace which women such as
brac Uscr 81.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

pIrr-nURe is way down in the dumps
rler base ball clubs bad record.
r. won q game yesterday for the first
re .a about two weeks. Nothing will
st So deep a gloom over town as for
IDS club 10 start iu and lose.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

OFFICER MoNIcBoLLs arrested two girls
and a man on the street at two O'CLOCK this
morning. and sent them 10 the City Hall in
the patrol.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

A dispatch from Constantinople say there
is little hope that the Sultan will consent
IN the Jews setting in Palestine.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

TIE Guberuatorial candidate OF the
PEOPLES yartyof kentucky knows when
no has had enough. He has already
t1drawn from the race. He found
himself at the head Of a Peoples party
With JistreSsful lack Of people.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

rua people run this city. Don't for
,hat.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

.ctAL CENSUS AGENT DAVID ;.
lursoN. apeo!nted to gather indus
statistics Cor philadelphia, has
dismissed. lie seemed to labor
ullar le Impression that hts mission
-ras ,a 1sova chat Philadelphia was the
ra,tas edns,r,ai e.-y H. Tie world, re-
-r.- .ea lf facts
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-06-28

fr 'gHer ses g0t intoa SQUAD
with s.wa OF it's State exchanges by
-cc,,.ug that West Virginia's build
r- and other exhibits from this State
81, Che Columbian Exposition be trans
f,r-cd ro Wheeling after the fair is over.
This reminds one OK the old recipe for
fiuc hare soup. First catch your
rc. olc. It viii be time enough 10
..h ABOUT what shall be done with the
VUst Virginia exhibit after it IS in
ue-e and It's mission is ended AT Chi
csro, which is more than two years of.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-01
BILLS GIRL.

She's not so very short yet neither is she aw-
fui tail.
In braggin' on her shape you can't go wrong;
Her eyes are big and snappy, aud her nose is
straight and small,
And her mouths jest built for kissin' right
along.
And Billwell, he's no beauty, and he's big
and lumb'rn too
I've wondered how he got her to say yes
But what's the use OF reasonin' what allus
has been true,
Sence love made his fust deal in happinessf
You see, Bills girls so pert and keen, so sassy
and so KNOWN,
While he amt got much gumpton, you've
found,
That it looks almighty curious why she give
him SeCh shown
With lots of other fellows flynn round.
But my notion of a woman is that when it
comes to men
She's apt to do the thing you'd think She
wouldn't;
Yet for which she has within her something far
beyond our ken,
That lets her know jest what she should or
shouldn't.
And so Bills girl, reckon, feels q sight more
satisfied
With Bill jest as he IS than il he were
Both Earned and rich and handsome, and I'm
sure she takes q pride
In noticin' the store he sets by her.
Browne Perriman, in Yankee Blade.
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a NEEDED REFORM.

Advanced Ideas of Victim Of Thieves
A worn looking man was exclaimin:A
against what he termed the irrelevance
of theft, when some one asked him
what he meant.
81 mean,'' said he, that thieves
ought to have more sense of fitness, or
pplicableness / was moving my office
to-day and tcamster stole volume OF
Shakespeare. You would naturally ex-
pect teamster to steal in his own line,
to take a bride or halter or setof har-
ness or something of the sort, but feel a
EARRING sense of incongruitv when he
steals the worlds greatest collection OF
literary work had something to do
with worthless jack carpenter, the
other day, and he stole saw, but as it
showed the fellows mind was going
hand in hand with his occupation, said
nothing. would say nothing if a
( blacksmith were to steal bellows, or
if plumber were to purloin roll OF
lead pipe, but I do cry out in just de-
nunciation when carter, that couldn't
read his name even if it were thrown
with calcium light on the bosom OF
Lake Michigan, steals q rare volume of
Shakespeare; and shall not permit it
to drop with simple dennnciation. No,
sir, / shall take more effective steps !
am going have q law passed by the
next legislature law that will impose
severe punishment upon irrelevant
theft. I am determined that q reform
shall be effected in this direction Snd J
,r@,< - X -, 1x,l,fS 1nnS mt
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In1ividuality in Bables.

81 have always thought very young
babies looked exactly alike" said a
young woman who makes big fuss
over babies in public, but in private
confesses that she would rather have a
Scotch collie than any baby she ever
saw. II went into the maternity ward
of city hospital for the first time, and
saw eight babies whose ages ranged
from five to fourteen days. l was SUR
prised to see the difference between
them. There was little colored baby
that looked as grave and wise as if he
knew all his race had endured before
him, and another that looked exactly
like a Bowery rowdy, and the prize
baby of the ward, q twelve-pou
bundle of pink flesh, was a diminutive
fac-simile of an Irish alderman. IN.
Y, Recorder.
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

"A swordfish that weighed $50
pounds was caught last week by George
wakefield, who keeps the Cape Porpoise
lighthouse in Maine
Goodness, John! How queer baby
looks. believe he is going to have a
Mt. by George! I believe you are
right Where's my a?'-Indian-
apolis Journal.
"A mailman has been discovered in
the pennsylvania mountains. He is
probably summer boarder who rang
Tor pitcher of ice water.-Baltimore
American.
He Knew Two Things Millicent
! tell you Arthur knows thing or
two" Madge-"Yes; but if he tried to
learn a third the effort would kill him.
3 Brooklyn Eagle.
-Pinkston-'I have happy idea"
Blnkston-''Is that so? should think
1t would be unhappy" P.-"Why sop
b. 1t must be so lonesome, you
know."-Atlanta Journal.
lin Wales. -He-"Are you staying
near here?" She-''Yes; at Llanggoch-
clomllllydwchyr." He-''Pray be care
full. This is only wooden pier, you
know. Pick Me Up
Didn't Mean to Laugh. Wildly
.Great joke, this. Ha ha, ha~" Billby
(humorist)-"O, yes. That's one of my
jokes" Willby-s'Yours, is it? Excuse
me for laughing at it. - Yankee Blade.
Bette (ten next July)-"O, sister, I
wish had two birthdays every year"
Sister Jane (thirty-two last March,
"Ah, Bette, before long you'll wish you
had but one birthday every five years. -
-Maudie-"I have just seen such a
lifelike portrait of Harry at DeBlinks
It's lovely" Ethel-''Did it kiss you?"
Maudie-''Why, no." Ethel Then it
can't be like him. Funny Folks.
). -Unpropitious.- you see papa,
Charlie?" said Ethel. Eyes, 1 did, and
he grossly insulted me-" ''Why, how?"
''He said: Well, my little man, what
can l do for you?' IN. Y. Sun.
-Diclz-''T They say Miss Planeface has
met with a serious accident. Her horse
ran away with her" MATHEMATICIAN
away with that woman! That horse
must be a donkey. Boston Tran
script
-Boothby Ham-"Why didn't you
bring out the author at the close of
your first production of his play?"
Mansfield Ranter-"I tried to do so, but
his head was so swelled that couldn't
get him between the wings''-N. Y.
Herald.
An ambitious young lady was talk
ing very loudly about her favorite
authors, when a literary chap asked her
if see liked Lamb. With look of in
eta bic disgust she answered that she
cared very little about what she ate
compared with knowledge.
-Brown-''Lord Roebuck, allow me
to introduce to you Mr.. Robinson, one
of New York's best known imitators of
the British nobility" Robinson-''Mr.
Brown, you shall answer to me for
this" Lord Roebuck-And after that
l should like to call Mr.. Brown out N.Y.
self.''-Kate Fields Washington.
Closed Her Mouth. In breach of
promise case the counsel for the plain
tiff asked the defendant: Ibid you ever
kiss the plaintiff?'' Eyes many a
time ''How often?" II admit having
kissed her almost every evening when 1
called to see her. Every EVENING"
Yes; but 1 was compelled to do it,
Compelled = how's that?" ''Why, it
was the only way to prevent her sing
ing. "-Lustige Blatter.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-01
A HOME WEDDING.

1t ayasn't a Grand One. But II Was
Prettier Than If 1t Had Been.
''It's just year ago to-day" said she
who told the story. 1--WE had been
schoolmates and she asked me to come
by an early train and help her and her
mother through the day. It was nine
in the morning when 1 stepped under
the thick woodbine that grew about
the door of that angular little house on
the edge of a New England village.
She had a broad hat on and she said:
Come
"We went out into the pasture land
beyond the village and we filed our
arms with golden-rod and cardinal
flowers. Then we walked back to the
house and her mother fetched jars and
vases and big bowls, and we put our
flowers about in the rooms.
"He came by the noon train and she
went to the gate in her print dress and
broad hat to meet him. We had little
dinner together, her mother, he, she
and I.
"Then she went to dress and came
downstairs in halt an hour in simple
little white gown. 1t was two o'clock
when the neigh bors began to arrive.
She went to the door to meet them her.
self, and she took the minister's hat
and showed the minister's wife where
to put her things.
'sThen by and by the minister said
Are you ready?' And she said: 'Yes;'
and then the two of them stood before
the minister, and she put one hand be-
hind her and into the hand of her
mother, who sat just there on the sofa.
And when the minister began: will
you,' she said: will before he got half
through.
''After that she put on a white apron
and saw that we all had cake and ice
cream. Then when it was time for her
to go away she changed her dress
again and we all walked to the railway
station to see her started. When the
train came putting up she turned to me:
Stay with mother till tomorrow, and
I'll get letter to her by that time.
She'll be lonely this evening"
81 never expect to attend again so
pretty wedding. Chicago Tribune.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-01

Happiness is kind of energy
Aristotle.
The trouble with the crank is that
he will turn only one way.-Galveston
News.
If man is worth knowing at all,
he is worth knowing welL-Alexander
Smith.
"A bigot is man who is dead sure
of something he doesn't know anything
atout.-Puck.
"A man passes for sage if he seeks
wisdom; if he thinks he has found it he
is fool.-Hebrew Standard
After the berry season comes the
green apple season which brings us
again to bury time.-Elmira Gazette.
"A wasp is pretty small sort Of an
insect, but he gets the bulge on us big
humans every once in while.-Amer-
lean Clubman.
1t seems to be law of nature that
every industry has its natural enemies
The dog, for instance is the natural
enemy of the tramp.
"A boy doesn't become man until
hat to become man as soon as it was
tried on.-Y onkers Gazette.
-"What is the difference between
kleptomania and stealing?" 20, say,
from one hundred thousand dollars to
one million dollars.-N. Y. Herald
why, there's little Mr.. -,,,hJ
married recently" Eyes, can't un-
derstand why he married girl with
eight sisters ''That was duced clever
on his part; they divide the mother-in-
law among 'em."- Louis Republic
Enthusiasm begets enthusiasm, elo-
quence produces conviction for the mo-
ment, but it is only by truth to nature
and the everlasting intuitions of man
kind that those abiding influences are
won that enlarge from generation to
generation Lowell
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THE SOLEMN PASSENGER.

he Approves of the Pleasant Passenger
and Makes the Grun Ono Stare.
WELL" said the solemn looking pas.
/ senger in the front seat to the pleasant
young man just behind him, the har-
vest is past, but the summer is still
with u.s.
"Sure!" replied the young man.
But it's on the wing, thought" con-
tinued the solemn man. cts Aying!''
Right along| said the pleasant pas
, senger.
Time is feetingr" remarked the
! other
"Well," said the pleasant youth,
shaking his head, that depends on how
much time you get.
''sjirl'' exclaimed the passenger in
front. .
81 say three months III fleet quicker
than three years replied the pleasant
passenger, smiling. Wont it," said
he to the gruff passenger who sat be-
side him.
''They say so that's tried it!' said the
gruff passenger.
The. solemn passenger was silent
awhile and then he opened up again:
These are the days" said he shat
the frivolous and unthinking spend in
idling where the sea roars, or the
mountain breezes whisper, or the
streams of the valley murmur. You are
not bound on idle vacation, trust,
my dear young frlend?"
''Well, not exactly" replied the
pleasant young man, with shs,ke of
his head.
"You bet your life he ANTI" said the
gruff passenger.
II am pleased to know it!' said the
solemn passenger. ''But I grieve to
hear you suggest my wagering any
thing upon it, even so worthless and
poor q thing as life. So you are not
one of the trivial throng who are just
now focking to idle vacations?'
''No, sir! am not!' replied the
pleasant young man.
''You rejoice me!' said the solemn
passenger, lifting his eyes, while the
gruff passenger chuckled.
"rm going on a vacation, though"
said the pleasant young man, but it
won't be an idle one!' And he smiled
at the gruff passenger, who chuckled
again and said:
Fright you are! And the next sta
ton is ours!'
''Ah" said the solemn man, ''and it's
name?'
Sing Singv' replied the gruff passen.
ger. ''This young gent stays three
years with us for having three wives,
and none of 'em deadr'
The gruf passenger, from his man
ner, apparently thought this revelation
would shock the solemn man into
/ speechless horror, and he was knocked
dumb himself when the solemn passen-
ger grabbed the pleasant young man by
the hand.
''My poor young friend!" he ex-
claimed. Another martyr to righteous.
ness and faithfulness to the law! May
the spirit of Brigham sustain your
When the train stopped and the gruft
man and the pleasant passenger got up
to leave the car the solemn man pressed
card in the young mans hand. The
gruff passenger took it and read it
This was it's inscription:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-10-01

Flower

For two years I suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said stomach was about
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food for time at
least. I was so weak that could
not work. Finally on the recon-
mendation of a friend who had used
your preparations
A WORKOUT with beneficial re-
suits, I procured
Stomach. bottle of August
Flower, and COM
menced Using it. It seemed to do
me good at once. I gained in
strength and flesh rapidly; my ap-
petite became good, and I suffered
no bad effects from what I ate. I
feel now like new man, and con-
slider that August Flower has en-
tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its
worst form. JAMES E. DEDER1cK,
Saugerties, New York.
w. B. Utsey, St. Georges, S. c.,
writes: I have used your August
Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an
excellent remedy. @