Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1891-09-01
PLUNKETT on MARRYING.
THE OLD MAN TELLS WHAT M
THINKS ABOUT MARRIAGE.


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Hard times or good times marrying
goes on, !" said PIunkett. q be reached
for Browns tobacco.
They married in war times and parted
IN an hour, and before the team Of the
young bride were dry from the parting
the walls o. the widow took their places
but marrying went on, and the Confeder-
ase government would give er fellow e.
furlough to go home and marry when b
couldn't get home no other way.
HIS OWN KxPKRIEEcR.
young folks will marry and there's
no use in talking to EN-. They won't
take not,ody's word erbout this matter.
they are never satisfied till they try 4
and then they haint satisfied after they
try and they wouldn't erbin satisfied e
they hadn't er tried, and 90 Il eoes. fl
natur to think you'd er done better to
have done something that you didn't do
and whatever you do you're sorry you
done it
Every time me and my old oman has
er quarrel she swears that she could e.
married $50 fellows that's er bean better
than me and I'm keen to swear that
there wasn't that many unmarried fel-
lows in the whole of Pike in her raising,
but you needn't talk to er woman when
she gets mad with her old man, for It's
! natur for 'em to think they could er
married any fellow they wanted and
they're mighty apt to not mention any
fellow in this connection but what has
got to the legislature or done some other
, big thing-that is when they're mad
Folks that marry do well (sometimes),
but folks that don't marry do er darned
sight better-sometimes But it's my
honest notion that no man ever got
worsted by marrying. The wimin are
the ones who suffer, If there's any suffer-
ing. Err man that don't do well by mar
rying wouldn't have cone well no how,
and any man can do well II he's got er
good wife and will make the right start.
i There's more in the first year Of married
life than in any ten years arter that
! The big thing is to think. Set down on
er log erway out in the woods and study.
Study your own character and your
wife's character and your kin folks
character and her kin folks character
and end it up by swearing, right out
there by yourself and the log, that you
will go to er home of your own il it's er
rail pen covered with wheat straw, and
that you won't deceive your wife in
nothing as you hope for her to not de-
The tirst few months OF married life
Is mlgnty nice, very nice, and any fooi
IN georgia can nave er good time then
But TINS marrying business amt for er
lew months' IFS Iorl NE. Inc pet words
IKE my little petsy, sugar, apple dump
Ing sorghum lasses and SIGH have to
give way TO sieh as I'm not able to get
you er me PAIR er shoes, or dress, or hat;
I've not got the money. En- few weeks
before was married my sweetheart cut
her eyes at me In admiration, and know
she thought was the biggest fellow ln
rlke' out come up to the house sud
denly er few months arter was mar
rled, and she was singing, and stopped
anu i's'eheu anu l caught 'nese "orus'
But now he's too small for er family man
| mat was enough OF that song
cleared up my throat and here she come
and took on over me, but couldn't IN
{ derstand what she was using SIGH words
as the 1nes In the song Tor, and was ei
nttie cold, Jist er little, out she noticed
IL, ana nave reaiized since that Dig
streams from little fountains how, etc.
/ never nave tne nfst quarrel L don't
see why everybody don think OF TINS
AFTER THE HONEYMOON.
''Arter the honeymoon comes er season
| of more substantial love. The love
songs of the young days greet your ear
as you approach the house.
| And then you've got to take the baby
on your lap and pet it till the wife fixes
| the supper, and you're darned glad when
it gets fixed, sometimes Ones enough,
| you think-you both think-but never
mind, the day will come when that plump
young mother will have err lot of 'em
swinging onto her skirts, and it's all right,
it's natur, and you wouldn't be satisfied
without EN-, and children never kept
folks from doing well any more than
marrying did.
I've seed Browns wife with seven
GROUND her bellering and following her