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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
KNOWN AND UNKNOWN

pa pEN s, the painter, will send to the
apart the jaws of the lion, Ing
-, LIE three I most eminent literary wom-
a. III England were old maids-NTiss
M;tfenil MISS Edgworth and Miss
-, MIR. GLADsToNE's idea of beonosts is
thus set forth What is wresfed iI fron 10
me by the grip of death 7 can IN M
sense be said to give"
:, ~ ti duchess OF Connaughtis a colonel
Ill Ihe German Army. All of the wom-
en- OF the Hohenzolfern family in fact
have tltular ranks in the army,
!, PREs. ELIOT, of Harvard, according to
the lrreverent Boston Globe. has
pleatned an academic atmosphere so
long that ne has become intellectually
asphyxiated."
PAULUs, the famous singer of Boulano-
Ism, has refused an offer of 30 600 franes
a month to sing at Berlin. He replied :.
Magnificent offer in the case of any
otner country, but in Berlin-neyer
JOHN STEPHENSON, the man who built
the first street car, is very hale old
gentleman at the age of 80. He is fire.
quently seen walking on Broadway,
new ork, In preference to taking a car.
ALBANIc her 65th birthday on
March IL. She sang Gounod's cave
Maria to the twenty or thirty friends
favored with the entree on such occa-
slons, with a voice as rreproachable as
ever.
Young E. ALLISON, who is mentionep
frequently as likely to be the Republican
candidate for governor of Kentucky at
the next election, was, not so many
years ago, reporter on a country paper
IN Southern Indiana.
THE Worlds Fair managers have
been advised by a Chicago man to con-
slder the expediency of having the ex-
nlDltlon machinery started by the last
living member of the Columbus family,
the Duke of Seragua, of Madrid.
MRS. RICHARD PROCTOR, widow of the
ate astronomer, is to deliver a course of
lectures in different cities for the pur-
pose of raising funds to erect an observ-
atory on Mission Heights, California, to
perpetuate her husbands name.
Miss MINERVA PARKER, the Philadel-
phla woman architect, is but % years
old. She has a decided talent for her
profession and her business reputation
is we'll established, she having de-
signed among other notable buildings.
the New Century club house in Phi.a ,
delphia.
Mrs. CHAUNCEY M. DEpEw is said to be
one of the most elegantly and correctly
dressed women in New York. Besides
filling most graciously her prominent
place in fashionable society, and being a
most devoted mother to the little son,
she devotes some time to literature, and
has often seen her name in print.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
A Twenty-six-lnch Foot.

We take the following from an ola
samnle copy of the Peach Springs
9Ar;zG Champions: 1.-TWO miners VINO
have lust returned from Grand canyon On
na,o a most marvellous discovery. In
ne basin of the canyon, when was
once ono asa sand bed, and probably 1 th2u-
sand sand Of wears ago a broad level PLAIN,
thew came upon perfect imprint OF a a
human foot in the hard sand rock. 81 ~
was Enthusiastically a human 1oot, lor
th.s toes. heel and every. portion were
nlainlv outlined, the imprint oeing ap7
pparentlv made when the sand OF Wn lt;n
he H"a rock is composed was in P lastbc
s St1 IL # measured 26 inches IN length
and nearly y in width Whlle ahe ~
anu s,inro WIFI nnzziinc over this curiosity one OF
NE Me,T mnIe drivers found several ot ness
al oil the same size of the hT f.oo 10y icy
W., distinctly and evenly elsneeen h lGJ'
a merr Showing the great distance 9ncf W nd
tb pot monster with a human foot cDui u
S St,s at single stride. Il la1 20
ftep intention to return IN q lew uaye
and and take out some, OF these RiGit;on
loot and put them on e2n hon
aS evidence Of the existence % nt thnml
monsters in this part Of A Anembus sn ap
sanu nsa u before the court of Spain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
A sPRIGHLY GAME OF WRISTS.
Irving, Everett, Bancroft and Melbourne, |
and Their Diplomacy.

Irving, Everett, Bancroft and Melbourne,
and Their Diplomacy.
One evening when Washington Irving,
Everett and Bancroft were chatting over
diplomatic "reminiscences, Everett told
how he and the Neapolitan ambassador
had been presented to Her Majesty,
Queen Victoria. Lord Melbourne init
mated that they would be expected to
Join in a game of whist with the Duchess
of Kent.
II play but very poor game myself"
said Melbourne; ''in fact, l scarcely I'M
derstand it."
"And l." said the Neapolitan to Ever
EFT, Fam very bad player, and should
I chance to be your partner, L invoke
YOUR forbearance in advance, to when
the American envoy replied that ne
knew very little Of the game himself
Here" said Everett In relating IT,
"were three dignltied persons, clad IN
gorgeous attire, solemnly gong TO play
came they imperfectly understood, and
for which none of them cared a straw"
Upon reaching the Duchess, apart
ments the ambassadors were formally
presented, and then at her invitation
sat down to play.
AS soon as the cards were dealt, a lady
in-waiting placed herself at the b cscl OF
the Duchess, and the latter said: our
exceIlencies will excuse me II l rely on
the advice of my friend here, Tor L must
confess that [ am really very poor
player" l fox E,,or-
o++,s gravity. and it was only with the
graatest effort that he could ref from
ionahino aloud at the ludicrous tormallty
If The situation.-BOstOn GLOBE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
"A Rare Example of Devotion.

Miss Julia Redman, Of this city,
says Dubuque dispatch, has not
been half a block from her home in the
last twelve years. During that time
Miss Redman, who is a pretty and
accomplished young woman, has been
in perfect health. Her apparent strange
conduct is due to the fact that she has
been constant attendant on an invalid
mother, who died last week. Miss
Redman to-day visited the business
part of the city for the first time in
twelve years. 1t had grown out of her
recollection. She is now thirty two
years old. Hers is a rare example Of a
DAUGHTERS devotion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
A WISE PROBATION,
"A Tribe Awkward but Doubtless Emil
nently Satisfactory.

"A Trife Awkward but Doubtless Emil
nently Satisfactory.
A lew days ago, says the Philadelphia
Fress, lady, presenting rustic appear
ance, walked into a large retail dry
goods store. A little girl, presumably
her daughter, followed her. AS soon as
the door closed on them the lady pro-
duced strap, which was about two eet
IN length. The piece of leather had a
moose on both ends. She then in a
methodical manner fastened one moose
on the little girls arm and the other on
per own. much to the astonishment of
the statesmen. Madam" asked one of
the statesmen, whose curiosity had got
the best OF him, may | ask what your
OBJECT is in securing your daughter with
a strap % Certainly" replied the wom-
an. About three months ago my sister
went to New York City with her child,
and IN looking in a store window the
child got lost. That made me frightened;
SO ever since then when | come to the
city and look into store windows or
purchase anything I secure my daughter
with this piece of leather. | don't in
tend to lose her if | can help it. She
walked all around the store, purchasing
articles, dragging the willing child after
her in this fashion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
At a Texas Hotel.

ap,ease sir, said the bell boy TO a
,rox nieJ hotel clerk, number ~ i, says
Texas o,:n ,i MIN no towel in his room
there !sTei n'I him 1T to use one of the window
curtains. +1,ore amt no pliers. "
. .HG S Inn to put his coat and vest I'M
der hl rs New b4. wants pitcher Of water
..S Ahf ring riT cyrus But he's the worst
'sullGf, aEer struck in my life. Carry
him nH Hp wants .nn st to know if he can have F."
light. ID him rive him thislantern,
and ask nm = fried only on one side or
if he II ma ,.n, - Pifsbug Dispatch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
He Had Some Good Cheese.

McPrune, the grocer, was never
known to acknowledge that he was out
OF any article without calling attention
to some other article that he did have.
A bet was made by Johnson that he
dendum.
Said Johnson, as he entered the
store where the boys had already gath
cred, "Mack, do you think it will be
Cleveland or Hill in 1922
Mack replied with some asperity
"Oh, bosh! Pm out of politics ~
Johnson was on the verge of giving
vent to his delight when Mack added
''But I've got some of the best cheese
you ever put your teeth into"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
Nearly Frantic.

has 1t ever been your misfortune to be
brought into frequent contact with person
cesslVely nervous? If so, you must be aware
mat trivial causes, unnoticed by the vigorous,
drive nervous invalid to the verge of destruc
uon. 1t is as unnecessary to particularize
these as it is impossible to guard against them,
The root Of the evil is usually imperfect diges-
ton and assimilation. TO assist these func
uons and through their renewed, complete dis
charge to reinforce weak nerves. in conjunction
with other portions of the physical organism
Is within the power of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters Systematically and continuously used.
what or how grievous the failures of other So
called TONES. No sedative or opiate-avoid
ooth!-can compare with this invigorating
nerve tranQuiizer. Constipation, biliousness
malaria, rheumatism, kidney troubles are cured
bY it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
Obscure but Profitable.

There is a periodical published in
this city, writes Brunswick" from
New York to the Boston Transcript,
that claims weekly sale of 100000
copies, and yet have never happened
to meet a person who took it. The
subscription of this journal is Sc year
and when you pay this subscription
you get as premium paper-covered
novel every fortnight for the year,
a threeyolume edition Of George Elliot,
or some other standard author, and
a book that tells you how to pass
pleasant evenings at home; that is
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
No Matter How Hard

Any druggist tries to sell you his own
cough medicine, remember he does it be-
cause he makes more money on it. Insist
on having Kemp's Balsam for the throat
and lungs. for there is no cough remedy so
pure and none so quick to break up a cold.
For influenza. soreness of the throat and
tickling irritation, with constant cough,
Kemp's Balsam is an immediate cure.
Large bottles, SOC and ST.. At all drug
gists.
JoE-"Why did they turn Harry out
Of the church? Did he get into bad
company" Tom-"Yes; he joined the
choir. ~ Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
The Hat of Other DAYS.

Mr.. George Allen has a hat in his
possession which he estimates must be
over one hundred and fifty years old
'"The hat my father wore," grand
fathers hat' and where did you get
compared with this ancient tile. 1t is a
made in New New York City A s0 bit S of six six
facing is on the top and bottom of the
top part of the rim. This was to allow
the raising of the hat without ruffling
the fl1r.-Au6urn Gazette.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
TWO DREAMS

ol Ry night u IN vent to fairyland,
WY rays and elves attended
All me- the scene new Wa on se every hand
AM ! was sorry when | woke
ana found the dream was ended
An not night drove amain
with itIhrGi mggs mel heids thai were not sunny,
Intent mt p pn ana hni demons in my train
ana wouldn't dream fho+ duo
For any amount of money. --- az all
-Hdrpcrs Young PeopLc
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

altogether so volumes and a weekly
journal full of good reading matter and
we'll illustrated S.. The proprietor of
this business is said to have cleared
s., 000, 900 out of it already, and Judging
by the way he lives [ should not
wonder If the statement were true"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
English

WANTED HOME CoMFoRTs. - English
LORD (in American palace car)-"Fetch
me can of hot watah an me rug"
Porter-"Dis car am heated by steam,
sab" English Lord-''Turn off the
heat an fetch me can of hot watah an
me rug "--.Street d Smiths Good NeWs.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
A Popular Institution.

Every body goes to the great store OF
Clement, Williams & Co. for everything in
the furniture line. They will find quality
at the top and prices at the bottom every
time. 426, 428, 430 Broadway, Milwaukee.
ABOUT ALL.-Daggett- do you
usually have for breakfast at your board
ing house % Cutting-"Oh, well-an ap-
petite "-4Dericdn Grocer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

CRUELTY to children: Seeing them sickly,
peevish and cross. and failing to give them
DR.. Bulls Worm Destroyers. a pleasant
candy medicine. BY mail, % cents. John
D, Park Cincinnati, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

The Importance of taking a good Spring
Medicine cannot be overestimated. The
changing weather affects the human system in
such way that it is now in great need of and
especially susceptible to the benefit to be de-
rived from a reliable preparation like Hoods
Sarsa parilla. To make your blood pure. give
you good appetite, and make you strong take
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
Very Important

Tie joy of people cured Of Dyspepsia by
Hoods Sarsaparila is often beyond expression
To be relieved from the fortunes of indigestion,
heartburn, nausea, and other distressing symp-
toms, is sufficient cause for the grateful letters
we receive. If you suffer from any trouble of
dyspeptic nature, from sick headache or that
all gone. tired feeling. take
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

Ever since 1864 there have been women
(1nore each gear who claim that there is
no soap half as good, or as economical as
Dobbins' Electric. There must be some
truth in their claim. Try it, see how much.
Your grocer has it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

MUNKAcsY is painting some panels for
the new Palace of Parliament at Blu
charest. their price being 10000.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

SHE-''Tell me, what difference is there
between ready-made tie and one you
tie yourself?" He-"About an hour"
-Tife
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
Established 1850.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works. 246 w.
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

WHEN man gets in trouble it often
takes round sum to square Matters
Yonkers Statesman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

''By the Street of Bye and Bye you ar
rive at the house of Never" Decide to-
day that you will use SAPOLIO. 1t is a
solid cake of Securing Soap.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

Mrs. ALEXANDER IRELAND's life OF
Mrs. Carlyle will contain several letters
not already published and new por-
trait
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

GEN. MALONE is preparing to build a
town at the mouth of Cove Creek, in
Tazewell County, Va
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

'TALK about striking tender chord, z"
soliloquized the tramp at the wood pile !;
this IS one of the toughest cords ever
struck. . Yonkers Statesman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

THERE is nothing man enjoys more
than complaining Of his great RESPONSE
bilities. Indianapolis Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by DIR. Kline's
Great Nerve HsestOrer. No fits after first day IS
Marvellous Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free to
Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline 931 Arch St. Phila, Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

AN IMPLIED REFUsAL-Harry-"
she positively refuse your Jack (de-
iecte Mot exactly. When | asked
her if she ever thought of marrying,
she said she had never yet had a man
ask her about it y Enoch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

TESTED BY TIME. For Bronchial
affections, Coughs, ETC., Browns BRoN-
CHIAL TROCHEs have proceed their efficacy
by test of many years. Price rs cts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

"CHAPPIE was wound up last night"
said Martha. eyes; but a little too
tightly, [ Think said Ethel. "He
wouldn't ."-NeW York Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
ONE ENJOY -

&Nh the method and results when
lip of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
u refreshing to the taste, and acts
9'ay yet promptly on the Kidneys,
LIVER and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
In etectually, dispels colds, head
R1es and tevers and cures habitual
S,tpation. Syrup of Figs is the
8i.Y remedy of its kind ever pro-
3Ned, pleasing to the taste and &C
?abie to the stomach, prompt in
action ana truly beneficial in its
'P;Gts, prepared only from the most
|athy and agreeable substances, its
|ny excellent qualities commend it
all and have made it the most
FSular remedy known.
S9yrqP of Figs is for sale in Doc
H. VI bottles by all leading drug
E& Any reliable druggist who
S'Y not have it on hand will pro
s1 1t promptly for any one who
' 'Sn st: to try it. Do not accept any
Institute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup co.
,on,o SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
What is a Doctors Secret.

An action has been threatened against
a Paris publisher who recently issued II
it is asserted that certain professional
secrets were divulged. The person
who contemplates instituting proceed
ings lives in the South of France, and
his wife was for some time attended by
the medical tictionist. The plaintiff
contends that the doctor, in exhaustive
lv delineating certain pathological con-
ditions of the heroine of his book, drew
on his actual experiences in manner
open TO censure. The action-should
the book not be withdrawn from the
trade--will come on in due course and
will cause considerable interest in social
and scientific circles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso'S Cure for Consumption.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
SHILOH'S
CONSUM PTI0N
CURE.

Inc success of this Great Cough Cure is
srl"9ut parallel in the history Of medicine
j., i, UoGE5tS are authorized to sell it on pos
~ guarantee, test that no other cure can sue
I S%DD'y stand. That it may become known,
!, 'f0pnetorS, at an enormous expense, are
,,TS"G Sample Bottle Free into every home
rue Cmied States and Canada. If you have
.sS;I1Sh, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use II, iof
NJ, MI cure you. If your child has the Group.
,,~,In0oP1rg Cough, use it promptly, and rellel
, ,~e' If you dread that insidious disease
use it. Ask your Druggist lot
,',LOH,S CURE, Price 10 cts, SO cts. allo
,S .; Ii your Lungs are sore or Back lame
" 'Alloh's Porous Plaster, Price IS cts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
German
Syrup

The majority or Weli-read phys
icians now believe that Consump-
ton is a germ disease, In other
words, instead Of being in the con-
stitution itself it is caused by innu-
merable small creatures living III the
lungs having no business there and
eating them away as caterp1llars do
the leaves of trees
A Germ The phlegm that IS
coughed up is those
Disease. parts of the lungs
whic h have been
gnawed off and destroyed. These
little bacilli, as the germs are called,
are too small to be seen with the
naked eye, but they are very much
alive lust the same, and enter the
body in our food, in the air we
breathe, and through the pores OF
the skin. Thence they get into the
blood and finally arrive at the lungs
where they fasten and increase with
frightful rapidly. Then German
Syrup comes in, loosens them, kills
them, expells them, heals the places
they leave, and SO nourlsh and
soothe that, in short time consunp-
tives become germ-proof and we'll. g.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
FOR A D1soRDERED LIVER try BEEcHAN's

GOES to the wall and yet fourishes-
vv.-ChicdQO Globe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
Hoods
.arsaparIIla

ain the spring of 1890 experienced that tired.
dull feeling Dyspepsia seized me. and each
morning l had vomiting spells. l was much
discouraged My physician suggested Hoods
Sarsaparlla, which took and Gm happy to say
it made me a new man, and l never was better
than now" JOHN MACK, foreman Springer &
Wizards stock farm Oskaloosa, iowa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

c-vro- There | knew it.
. D'o have got at your dress suit
I.on q hole right through your
l ~ Mr.. They must be
.t .a u-Ci0thier and Fttrnisher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09
rrry OF TOLEDO, s..

,,O CITY Va 50.
4 ,@Ils co., mikes oath that he is the
\ mEHEst tb n, firm of F. j. CHENEY Il
1 liner o. in in the City Of Toledo, County
,tDiDS Il ! ard that said firm viii pay
rIC@sHH'ITVDKED DOLLARS for each
r0Nb l"rataIrh that cannot be cured
rra,% OF rs CATAERH CURE.
,of HELL FRANK J. CHENEY.
,a me aud subscribed in my
be,,G5' INV of Deem Der, A. D. 1886.
bis 0li "' A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
cure is taken internally, and
YarFD y Nm" me blood and mucous sur
.If DL,o,nm send for testimonials, free.
.5e 4!'rToIGH CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
f. n2r'nggists, rs cents.
~r,rvrr - We'll, Patrick, l
. r ron had q little encounter
bal 6 ?T Devonshire bull this
D! ~ patricE-''Iis yer honor"
., .ner- Well, which came out
! "a p Patrick-" Shure, yer honor,
To-. m, "-B0StOn Courier.
crro-"There [ knew it.
D D,Ls have got at your dress suit
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

the leaves Of trees.
The phlegm that is
coughed up is those
parts of the lungs
w hi c h h av e been
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1891-09-05
knights or I,abvr.

Philadelphia, Sept. A. The official
mail Of the Knights Of Labor has been
tremendously increased as a result OF
the following circular which has beer
sent to every section OF the country over
the signature Of John W. Hayes, the
general secretary treasurer: THE die
trlct assembly in cities and towns where
such exist, and locai assemblies where
no districts are organized, are requested
TO make lists OF saloon keepers and
others who sell beer manufactured by
the Anheuser Busch Brewing assoc!a.
ton OF st. Louis, md the w. j. Lemp
Brewing company OF the same place, al.
90 OF dealers who display the advertise
ments OF these firms, and forward these
lls's to this Office" II Ia understood that
this order 10 preparatory to an official
boycott on the firms in question.
An emphatic denial is given at the
headquarters OF the knights To the state.
ment that the recent visit VI A. W.
Wright tn the south was with a view OF
smoothing over trouble OF the order
created IN that region by The color line.
Says Secretary Hayes, There ls no color
line IN the Knights OF Labor"