New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-08-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"An observing lady who travels much,' says ia
women OF real fashion and good FORM in summer
hotels and while travelling gowns Of flannel ldng
ham, and outing CLOTH while ladies' who not In the
swim at ALL black lace and silk
travelling dresses This is OF the subject that
is highly complimentary to our women Of "ral
fashion,: but unfortunately English observers draw
no such distinction. They declare hat even the best
bred women Of the United states often display poor
taste In dressing for the street and public places.
1t would be easy say that these English obseryes
don't know what they are talking about. But that
would hurt the feelings OF many American women who
pride themselves their good form. In most social
questions, their principle is, England has spoken;
the is decided"
Wife stopping before millinery store)-Look. Jamea
at those beautiful hats, and declare their cost Is
almost nothing,
"And do You suppose, my darling" answered the
devoted husband, moving her on, that would force
my wife TO buy in store where they sold Things Tor
And The villain fairly chucled as he saw his scheme
work-(PhIladephia Times.
Diseases become fashionable Just like styles Of
dress" says physician Look, for instance, at the
remarkable that malaria has had. Abo4s tive
dozen distinct ailments, not one Of which is due u
bad air (malara), go by that name Even the
physicians humor many Of their patients by usns the
word when they know that something else Is the
matter. Then take heart failure. few years ego
there was no such thing heart failure There is no
such thing now outside the newspapers Or rather to
speak accurately, every death is due 10 heart
failure that IS to the inability OF the heart TO work
any longer"
Serious Objecton.-A German peasant family had
made all their arrangements 10 emigrae 10 the United
departure the eldest son Hans who was an eaormom
cater intimated that be did not care TO 60 West
behind ?" asked the father.
Nothing Of the kind
why, then. dost thou not wish 70 90 with us's
Ive been talking with the schoolmaster, and
"Well, what did he sayi'
lie says that when is ~ O'Clock with here In
germany that,
"Hc says that when It ~ O'Clock here with US.
that in America it is O'Clock In the evening"
Il don't want to go to place where have to wait
that long for my dinner" and the poor fellow
pIetely broke down at the mere thought of t-Gexas
stings.
DO you know they going 10 wash the dfrtiess OF
the Immigrants ere they QUIT Elhs's Islandp
Wash 'em in bath. Another Republican outrage on
the rights Of man. instance under the Constitution
or something
Dealers in fine shoes rarely put larger size than
No g for men on exhibition In the show window.
small shoe always looks much better than one Of largo
size. and when big footed man comes along ana sees
pedal extremlties, matter what their size and shape
thinks how well they would appear in such shoe and
Ho S tbe 81 snail shoes always do What there is a.
trartve abont show-wndow full of shoes is hard to
e but as many people VII stop 10 LOOK 81 samoSds
only, however. when the shoes are OF smal sig aug
nicely dspIsyed window full Of No. los %Ss5 mo-
crat.
A Church of England clergyman was recently asked
WHY he engaged in outside work. ITO Increase my
starvng7 was the odd reply. which he explained by
saving that he called an income Of 900 year
q" starvingo rather than Z" living
He told his son to milk the COWS, feed the horses,
slop the pigs, hunt the eggs feed the calves esica
Tos cO sp ana khpd ii m stir the milk put fresh
the . after Pc ao P ee srs SG Ok
the club to take leading part IN the 4eSu Kan
" How to Keep Boys on the Fsrm.'-(CoVing'oh '"a'
Enterprise.
In Chicago they are telling this story on Sam
Jones' Recently he was addressing crowded audi
ence and said: want every one in this congresauon
who wants to 90 TO Heaven TO stand up' OF course.
almost everybody rose. Then he said NOW want
everybody who wants TO tho other place 10 stah'
up, At first no one stood up but nhaiiy a long ana
lank md skinny individual I'm the back seats. about
as fat as an umbrella. arose ana salu Il doht eAa'uy
want TO 90 to the other place, but willing to stand
mn rather than let the preacher stand all alone
A Misleading Ad"-"Pa, can any one keep light
30. my SON. lighthouse keepers are appointed BY
the Government . . ,,- 4. -
man and his ife want three unfinished rooms for light
RR osnnseaE 1S pm = S-ICWashington Post.
Remorse seldom follows its victims for long .
period and with 50 great effect as In the Of
the Michigan farmer who has just confessed that he
murdered two men sixteen years ago. lie had ap.
parently not been suspected of the crime, but he was
unable longer TO bear the suferings caused by his
own conscience and the crime may at last be ade-
quately punished. Murder is seldom concealed for
ever and II the law cannot find the perpetrator he
usually reveals himself sooner Or later.
Hlcks-Bumbly has moved out of town. hasn't hef
Wicks-NO: what made you think sos
Hcks-Why, the boys were saying that no went
home loaded every night. so ! supposed he must
have moved out tOSu. These suburbans, you know,
all make express wagons of themselves
Wcks-Ye, but BumLly only makes dstillery ct
hlmself-(BOstOn Transcript.