The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1891-01-01
THE ARIZoNA kLcKEa.
Western Editorial LiFa Continues to BE
Full of Surprises.

Western Editorial LiFe Continues to Be
Full of Surprises
We extract the following from late
.ssue of the Arizona Kiekeri
A Foolish fDEA-Certain people in
this town are in the habit Of shooting
into the Kicker Office every night or
two, in hopes to riddle us. Sometimes
they shoot through window and some-
times through door, and although they
have always wasted their Aead we are
growing tired OF the operation. Il Is a
foolish idea to suppose we sleep in any
one spot in the eifice On two Successive
nights, and If these would-be assassins
haven't got sense enough to haul off we
shall go into ambush outside some night
and gather couple more subjects for
our private graveyard.
GIVING HIM A SHow.-During the
afternoon of Wednesday last, while out
with the boys on the great rabbit hunt
in Strawberry Valley. we several times
felt the whizz of bullets and wondered
who could be so careless. It seemed
that ex-Ald. Johnson, who was forced
to resign when the Kicker showed him
up as bribe-taker wasn't shooting at
jack-rabbits, but at us. He sent at least
half dozen bullets in our direction be-
fore the boys caught on to him. Then
they would have hung him up but for US.
We believe in giving everybody show
out West We believe that is the way
to build up the country. We begged
johnson off and gave him show to re-
pent of the error of his ways, and we
hope he will have sense enough to profit
by It, If not, he will be found playing
pendulum some morning from the limb
of tree.
EXPLANATORY third column of
the second page of this issue will be
found blank. 1t is not our fault. Colonel
John Kyloff, one of the old pioneers of
this town died last week, and his widow
sent in an obituary notice which just
filled the column. We thought it read
pretty strong when we set it up, but as
the Colonel was the third man to sub.
scribe to this paper and pay in advance
we intended to let it slide. The forms
we're all ready for the press when de-
tective arrived from Portland to identify
the Colonel as thief, embezzler, biga-
mist and all-round bad man. His proofs
were so straight that we hadn't tho
cheek to publish the obituary. We
sent bouquet to the widow with our
compliments, but that was the best wo
could do.
THEY OBJEcTED.-The twenty-five
hands over on Smith & Wiley's rancho
are easily stampeded. One of them is
named Haddon and two or three week
since we commented on the size of his
mouth, We did it entirely in his praise,
as we believe him to be the only man
in Arizona Who can hold pint of waite.
in his mouth. His friends got wrong
impression, however, and the Other
afternoon the whole crowd rode over OIL
personal visit We didn't 60 off fish
ing because they were coming; it wa
simply coincidence. We didn't Dor.
row mule and go off at a gal1op be-
cause we didn't want to see the boys.
but because we were limited as to time
We diin't wait until midnight to return,
because we had any fear, but the fish
bit so we'll we hated to leave 'em. SomU
day, when the cowboys have time ans
we have time, and every thing is ali
right We shall hope for long visit and
friendly chat Detroit Free Press.