Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-05-14
At RANDOM.
Every extravagant young man has
a sinking fund.-Ddl4Gs Noaos.

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Every extravagant young man has
a sinking fund.-Dal9Gs Netos.
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Absence makes the heart grow
fonder, so do presents Berkshire Meas
| 1884
The haberdasher may not be much
Of politician, still he has party ties
ESneird Gazette.
The day is at hand when it will be
an open question as to which is TAX
ing the other to the circus, Johnny
or his father Washington Post.
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-"When it comes to laying carpets"
said the paper of tacks to the man Of
the house, II can give you points on
that. - Yonkers Gazette.
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There is something radically wrong
about the man who can have exactly
the same opinion of his own baby that
other people have.-S0mergiIl Journal
! NM
Hens down this way have quit laying
last years eggs; now we crack the shells
with confidence. Fresh grass butter
still ranks suspiciously. --Martha's Vine
gdrd Herald.
1t all depends upon whether a
woman smiles upon man or smiles at
him. In the former case he feels drawn
towards her; in the latter he DOESN'T
Boston Transcript
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in the recently published journal
Of Lady Dufferin, She gives the follow
ing illustration of true native politeness.
"A judge who was very bad shot had
been out for days sport, and on his
return the man who went with him was
asked, We'll, how did the judge shoot
to-day?' Oh he replied, the judge
shot beautifully, but God was very mer-
ciful to the birds.
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I'm the romantic drama it is a case
of make up and kiss Washington Post.
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ITO spring industries contribute
my shear" says the sheep Columbus
Post
Speaking of life of ups and downs,
that's what the pump handle has
fittsbu,y Chronicle.
OF course the landlady expects you
to plank down your board money
Bingl,dmpton Republican.
NM
Even the humble umbrella suggests
valuable lesson to mankind-it is
always put mp or shut UP with the UNI
brella.-F Philadelphia Record.
NM
The clear and distinct speech Of
President Harrison on the car platform
should be an object lesson to every
brakeman.-Loaoe0 Courier
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-Loafers are as rule so good
natured, and busy people SO cross, il
seems TO prove that the Lord never in
tended people to work so hard.-Atcht-
son Globe.
The amanuensis who uses foun-
tain pen can best use it when writing |
from the dictation of the man that slut |
tiers. It's stand-off then.-BerEtshtre
Neaos.
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The average man enjoys the mar
yellous. He will pay for having his
fortune told by canary birds or learned
pigs, when he knows there is nothing in
it.-Neao Orleans Pieayune.
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There are corners of the universe
where it is thought that what son Rus
sell thinks he knows about the inten-
tons of Mr.. Blaine and the Republican
party is out of all proportion to what he
actually does know.
NM
1t is almost week since any one
from the United States Senate.
At the same time there must be several
gentlemen in that body who feel their
positions keenly.
The Harrison family and business
partner or two are hardly in shape to
maintain the proposition that they are
he people.
Don't judge Anna Dickinson by an
word or two. Such test
would throw Foraker into padded cell.
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The farmer declares dividend on his
--Paper-hangers should be well fixed,
IS they always have roll.
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The goat makes strong distinction
etween butt and Biaghamtoa Re-
@5lican.
The coke strike is burning aues-
ion, except from a furnace standpoint.
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No matter how well counterfeiter
brought up he always turns out
queer"
And now Vesuvius is grumbling. If
ne does not like her situation she may
ROW it up. The world cannot watt !
'6W Orleans Picdyune.
A murderous ARRAY occurred recently at
iolf Greek, in Tennessee, near the North
lrolina line. Jonathan Bell, ain old man, Il
st his wife by death six weeks ago. =
fter two weeks he married a girl of II. 2
'eatly to the disgust of his family. They
lally went in a body to the old mans u
onse, and taking the young wife out, p
ripped her and gave her 100 lashes. on
e following day, and on the complaint
the elder Bell and one John Bellew, the a
hitecappers were arrested, but released Il
| bond. Then they went to Ballew's \
,use to punish him for interfering. Bal u
" and his family resisted and in the fipht y