St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-17
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

GOV. hchlnney, we learn, has sent very
interesting special message to the Virginia
legislature on the oyster interests of the Old
Dominion. II it is anything like B. Harri-
sons message, 1t will cause the oysters to
turn over in their beds and yawn.
The Chinese Sunday school system Of New
York has been attacked by united move
ment of The clergymen of that city. Rev.
Dr. Lewis says these heathens go to Sunday
school to meet the pretty girl teachers who
are assigned to the duty OF instructing them,
and not to learn Christianity What the
pretty girl teachers go for is a mystery to
the average young masculine American Of
Gotham. and one cannot be blamed for
sympathizing with him in his establishment
So
In retiring from the field OF literature DR..
Oliver Wendell Holmes generously saws:
THE young blood ought to have chance to
be heard" Does the eminent Bostonian,
the distinguished poetphysician, assume
from medical standpoint that young blood
makes louder noise. that its reverberations
are deeper and more sonerous when trick
ling through young than old veins?
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lament the S5,0JOOOO loan or appropriation
asked for by Chicago for the worlds fair,
writer in the Times says: Enough mem
bers must be brought over one at time to
count majority in favor of the measure
the mysterious appearance CT the letter ~ in
the word bought is evidently typograph.
zeal error overlooked by the proofreader.
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Closely following the shutting up of the
Garfield Park gambling den comes a mid
night robbery of a mail wagon in the streets
OF Chicago In these incidents can be easily
traced direct connection between cause
and effect.
TO HI with reporters said Copper
Gallagher" one of Inspector Byrnes' FIN
est" in New YorR City. And yet Reporter
Isaac D. hite, of the World staff, picked up
an ordinary tailors button, after the bomb
throwing episode in Russell Sage's Office,
and with ii traced down the positive identifi-
cation OF Norcross. the thrower of The bomb.
1t was as clean. clear-cut a piece of detective
work as was ever done by a professional.
Sui, in certain sense, indeed, in broad
sense. the newspaper reporter is a detective
and daily engaged III a hunt for news Fully
as great finesse. diplomacy, wit and percep-
ton are required to run down and locate a
sensation as to track criminal 10 his hide
out.
Call OFF the flip and agile paragrapher who
is cracking moldy chestnuts about the late
candidate for speaker Roger @. Mills. Mr.
Mills is reported to be quite III al Washing
ton. There is such thing in this world as
being just tritle too flip.
1t is passing strange how villifcation at
times fails, somehow, to vi1iify. There is
Michigan. for instance; it seems to be the
same old Michigan it was before published
my message. Harrison.
First Manager-How did you do at Spike
villee
Second Manager-our company took the
town by storm.
First Manager-Big house Ell?
Second Manaser-NO; it rained steadily for
thirty-six hours after our arrival
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A prominent New York Republican organ
shriekS warning cry to the effect that the
wicked Democrats in congress are thinking
only of the spoils." Perhaps So At any
rate. they are not giving much attention to
the handful of spoiled" Republicans sitting
around il odd corners and wearing long,
lugubrious countenances.
If it should be decided to build new
White house at Washington, is a tin roof one
OF the contemp lated features?
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Should the Valparaiso correspondent of
the London times succeed in stirring up war
between this country and England, the blood
letting might adyantageously begin with de-
capltalon of the Valparaiso correspondent.
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Having been identified at last we may ex-
IL.
receiving communications from Dynamiter
Nbrcross giving his side of the story i'll
turgid ungrammatical prose or hysterieal
rhyme jingles.
Let the good that men do live after them.
but it is great pity that the poetry written
about them could not be inferred with their
bones.
There are senators and senator's For in
stance. theoretically Senator PETER is i'll it;
practically he is not.
Chicago big wigs gravely announce that
Senator sherman is full-fiedged presidential
candidate. If SO it is the Minneapolis con-
Yention that viii pick The feathers from HIM,
yea, even down to the last pinfeather.
Apparently.5the Yale-Priuceton Thanks
giving football game is not over yet. Both
teams are stll kicking about the division of
the gate receipts.
Milwaukee is bringing her best energies to
beer upon The work of securing the conven-
tioa.
That Fire Alarm Foraker is not a still
alarm-Glacial Joke by Senator Sherman.
The attention of the St Paul convention
committee of one hundred is directed to the
fact that Milwaukee will send on to Washing
ton, al the time of the national Democratic
committee meeting a carl DAD of beer 1t is
at. perilous. portentous times like this that
true heroism rises to the occasion. Who will
be the first to suggest means of ihwarling the