Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-05-25
POINTS ABOUT DREAMS.
COMMENTS FOR SUPERSTi
TIOUS OREAMERS.
If You Dream of Creditors 1t Means You
Are in Debt-Lovers Should Never
= Dream of Beggars or Soldiers.


IL Ill PAIN DOtu Suu ld1I.
Your work doth happiness declare;
But crooked ways denote much i'll
To those who have q headstrong will.
OF course if you happen to dream about
crooked paths you can get out of it on the
ground that you are not possessed of 4
headstrong will, and that it is as near
as dreams ever come true. If the sign
is right, it was the dream that did it: if
the thing comes out as you had no reason
to expect You can change it to one of the
many exceptions that are required to prove
the rule that dreams are reliable.
There used to be an old woman down in
Illinois who had implicit faith i'll anything
she saw printed. II there were any qUes-
ton of the accuracy of a statement, and
one could bring her newspaper declara-
ton on the subject, she was convinced, and
never again had doubt. Now it would be
highly improper for the skeptiCal reader to
ask what she would have done had she
happened to find counter statements on
any subject.
Questions of that kind would knock the
sentiment out of any old woman, or old
theory either, for that matter. And if that
ancient lady or any of her kin should be
living let them be informed that dreams do
come true. This cannot be denied, for a
book has been printed setting forth all
sorts Of dreams and what they mean, and
ali any one need do if he wants war map
OF his future Is to eat mince pies and
douehnuts and go to bed.
DREAMS OF LOVERS
Should he in the early watches of the
night find himself in the midst of what the
police reporter calls confiagration let
him be admoniShed that
To dream of burning doth imply
4 sudden danger ripe and nigh.
OF all escapes you then beware,
For though Fate threatens she may spare.
It will be noticed that Fate is person in
this case and not q glittering generality.
And like many another person she has
provided herself with an ample way of es-
cape if the dream do not come true. In
that case she may tell you she threatened
all right enough, but on mature considera-
ton concluded TO spare you for future mid
night lunches.
Lovers should never dream of beggars
1t portends disaster of some sort or an
other, and the man who finds himself in
the act OF beginning to dream about beg
gar-himself or any other-and cannot
wake up, must 90 to see his love with an
accident policy in his inside pocket after
that. For fate is on his track, and will
not be switched Off But if you must
dream of beggars, please be persuaded in
time and give them something. Else you
will never know peace
If you dream of soldiers it means that
your lady love-or your fellow, if the
dreamer be one of the fairer, weaker sex
will have to quit his or her present resi-
6ence, by paternal order, on your account.
Now, if you know he or she is comfortable
there, do not-let me implore you-do not
dream of soldiers.
To dream that you are cutting hay indi-
Gates that you will have great induence in
society-cut quite 4 swath, as it We're. And
if you dream of raking the hay together
you are fated to stand at the head OF as
semblies. Now, what would be more
proper than to dream of raking the hay
after you have once dreamed of cutting it?
The additional labor is trivial, and the
difference in recompense is quite worth the
trial.
To AVOID DISASTERS.
When, in the SAUNDERS of midnight, a
man or woman dreams that he or she is
swimming it makes all the difference in
the world-or the water-whether his or
her head is under or above the surface. If
under, then look out for troubles, and
plenty of them, but if you are navigating
all right, with the placid element beneath
you, tiatter yourself that you will live to
make all or most Of your enemies your
footstool.
To dream you wade in mire and stubble
Foretelleth surely toll and trouble,
Yet perseverance will not fail
Ger toll and trouble 10 prevail.
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there is one dream that admits of excep-
ton. II you should SO far forget yourself
as to dream of legacy, get up in the early
morning and go about collecting all your
available assets, for what you have in the
hands of another will be wasted and dis
sipated without doing you any sort of good.
To dream about fighting at single combat
signifies lawsuits and marriages, the book
says.
III you should get into the habit of dream
LIZ, and in that pitable condition should
find yourself dreaming of man with
lighted lantern, try to kill him off or
otherwise attract his attention, for if he
goes on without interruption and puts it
out it signifies trouble for you, and plenty
sof it. Ii you dream that you hear hen
cackie it is a pretty good sign, but you can
fowl. That clinches the sign, as it were,
and after that fate can no more go back on
you than if you slept with the scissors I'M
der your pillow to make your lover come
back.
No married man should dream of eating
garlic. In the first place, garlic is not
pleasant thing for any man outside of Gaul
to put upon his table; and in the second
though that is minor consideration-he
@ill surely find out that his wife does not
love him. And if you want to do the whole
business at one fell swoop, then dream OF
eating dinner just after having concluded
the dream about garlic. The dream about
eating will never be fulfilled till the family
of which you are now so valuable mem
Der shall have been divided and scattered
to the four winds or the three winds or the
two, if there should not happen to be
enough persons in the family.-Chicsgo
Herald.