The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-05-01

If the devil didn't offer very big wages
to begin with he would have hard time
in getting his work done.-Ram's Horn.
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iousness, they have never been equaled,
either in America or abroad.
214 eow6m MANNoN & HERRIN.
Lord Algenon: really consider it my
duty to marry some American girl. Ethel:
duty for revenue only, is it not life.
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Not if you go through the world dys-
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Mannon & Herrin. [214 eow6m
When woman wants to drive any
thing out of the house she "shoos" it.
A man usually boots it.-Yonkers States
man.
can't Steep Nights
Is the complaint of thousands suffering
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214 eow6m MANNoN & HERRIN.
A woman invented the ice-cream freez-
er in 1S49, and woman has been keeping
it pretty busy ever since. baltimore
American.
A ChjLd Killed.
Another child killed by the use of Opt
} ates given in the form of soothing syrup.
Why mothers give their children such
deadly poison is surprising when they
can relieve the child of its peculiar
troubles by using DR.. Acker's Baby
Soother. 1t contains no opium or NOR
phine. Sold by Mannon & Herrin. 6m
A dive is place where young man
from the country can drop in and think
he is enjoying himself.-New Orleans
Picayune.
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A tramp never turns away from any
door without getting something. If he
gets nothing else he gets out.-Boston
Transcript.
i, 4 Duty to Yourself.
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S Never ask an idle man to do anything
J for you. 1t is only the busy man who
can find time to do anything more.-Som-
It erville Journal.
: A confirmed wine biber's nose is usu-
ally the outward and visible sign of an
+ inward and spirituous condition. Pitts
s burgh Chronicle
:. Parrot: How many great titles end in
g " or emperor, legislator, editor
$ Virgins (who lives in a fat: Yes, and
n janitor. Harpers Bazaar.
t Algernon (who is much given to talk
l. ing in phrases Angelina, 1 love you
a with fervor-a fervor--worthy of bet
+ ter cause Harvard Lampoon.
One may ruin score of his fellows and
IT he is easily forgiven; but let him ruin
d himself and there is nothing too harsh
that may be said of him.-Boston Tran
script
If Since Mr. Ingalls, has gone into the po-
y tato culture in Kansas a litterateur of
that State has begun book entitled In
70 gals ana His Common taters. Wash
ngton Star.