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A CARD.

To Publishers, Relative to statement from
Chronicle Publishing Company, We rritemtt
what we have before stated opeuly-that We have
no fears of honorable and legitimate Competi
ton; il helps rather than hurts business,
We simply warn our patrons against being de-
ceivei by Misrepresentation in pattonigiug par,
ties who, without the slightest idea OF coutiuu.
ing in the auxiliary publishing business. having
neither the necessary experience plant or faCili-
ties for 50 doing endeavor to make capital of our
warning to our patrons. The intention of going
into business to be bought Off, is of itself, as
is also their statement, a unique method OF
hlackmail, tO which we refuse 60 accede. We have
had occasion 10 warn our patrons several times
before in relation 10 such concerns, whose fail
ure proved our judgment to be correct.
Is the publisher of a decaying weekly paper.
who started with everything, the only paper In a
prosperous community, and who ends with moth.
ing, not even paper worthy of the name, a hit
subject to furnish auxiliary prints for other pub.
fishers. Time will tell. Watch their career and
judge for yourselves. We have done our duty TO
our patrons \. p. NEWSPAPER UNION.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
ATHLETES OF THE PRESENT DAY

J. Il. sullivan, Secretary Of the Amateur
Athletic Union, President ot the PaStime
Athletic Club and Athletic Editor ot The
Sporting Times, writes;
For years have been actively connected
with athletic sports. During my active
participation in field sports always found
il TO my advantage to use AhCoCK' 5 PoRoUs
PLAsTERS while in training, rs they quickly
remove soreness and stiffness; and when
attacked with any kind of pains, the result
of slight colds, l always used AllCoCN's
with beneficial results. have noticed that
most athletes of the present day use moth
ing else but ALLCoCK'S PLASrERS.'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
His Idea of u sermon.

Robert Morris, man celebrated fol
the part he took in the American
Revolution, was once asked 10y DR.
Rush: well, Mr. Morris how did you
like the sermonl | have heard il
highly extolled." why, doctor, v
said he, ~ did not like it at Ill. II is
too smooth and tame for me. Mr..
Morris, " replied the doctor, what sort
of sermon do you like" Il like,
sir replied Mr., Morris, that preach.
ing which drives a man up into q
corner of his pew and makes him think
the devil is after him. San Francisco
Argonaut.
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rAlkE YOUR CIINICEl
And History, seldom Errinr. WIN Ito
Cntd Won .MEN or SMAnNN.

On The one side you have the old schools
et medicinc, born IN ohscuuty aud reared
IN ignorance, with whom mcdioority rank,
rs genius and loSsililcd conservatism is the
acme of wisdom, They are the product oI
= wrohod imagination and 4 stuntcd intel
leot, They are the result Of the dark ages
aud the thumhSurcw of myth and mystery,
ol astrology and alchemy. Their great
boast Is antiquity hut the title is disputed
10y Ralaam's ass,
On the other side stands the lIstogcnctic
system of medicine. II is the offspring ol
modern thought, of modern investigation,
at modcw experience, II is the result OF
research the triumph of reason Like Mi.
nerya, It sprang from the brain of modern
Jupiter science, Its challenge is nyosti,
gaiioni It's passport is truth, Which side
will winp
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
DEAFNESS CAN'T HE CuUEp

hN locnl applications, az They cannot rcnch ia,
diseased portion ul the Vur There IN uulN ON,
way to cure deafness, Nnd that iH 10y cOustitu
llonnl remedies, Deafness IN Cuuscd hy an IN
uNmtd condition ul the mucous luiup ol ia,
Eusibchihu Tube. When this tube gets luilnmc,
You hANcH ulmhliuH Nuuud or imperfect hear
my, and Whou It Is entirely closed, Deafness h
the result aud unless the Inflammation cnn h,
taken out Hud THIS tube restored tn its norma
condition, hcuriug viii hc DESTROYED forever
nlut eases ont ul ton are ruuscd hl uHtarrh
whieh n nothing but nu iuilumrd condition al
the mucous surfaces
NcWill give Ouc Hundred Dollars tn, ANY ensc
oI Deafness lcHusvd bN rHtuuh that We cannot
cure 10y taking Hairs CRmrth cure send ion
circulars, free T. J. CHENEY A co,
Toledo, q,
Sold lag druggists, 10 cents
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

'NNlllh, w NNll,t dNlt y, lN'ls
our baby was very sick, and We tried
several physicians in turn. None of them
seemed to know what the matter was. She
couldn't stand couldn't play, It was din.
cult for her to get her breath; she had
choking spells from the time she was I
months old; would choke every five min.
utes during the night, and was subject to
conNulsions and muscular contraction. We
had about given up hope of her getting
well, when We took her TO Dr. Jordan, aud
IN u very short time she commenced to im-
prove, until all these symptoms have dis
appeared entirely, aud she has not had u
sign OF them for some time.
II gives me great pleasure to make this
statement, SO that others who have chill
dren that are i'll may know where to take
them for treatment.
Mas. CHARLES K. BRYEMNN,
Third street, between He'll aud blanchard
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sure cure for blind, bleed.ng and itching Piles
One box has cured the worst CASES OF ten years
standing. No one need sutie, ten minutes after
using Kinks German Pile Ointment 10 absorbs
tumors, allays the itching, acts Ms poultlce
gives relief. Dr. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Is prepared only for PLIES and itching OF the
private parts, and nothing else. Every box IL
warranted. .., ........ 900. ..... ..... .......
Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
Of price, ii.00 per box. J. J. Mack 4 Co, Whole
sale Agents, san Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

Cross Examining Counsel-Now, Mr..
Brown, you say this Louis c. Brown is
a distant relative of yoursl
Mr. Brownies.
Cross Examining Counsel re-
lation is hel
Mr. Brown-My brother.
Cross Examining Counsel-But you
just told me he was distant relative.
Mr.. Brown-So he is at present-he
Is in China London Tit Bits.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
He UnderstOOti,

Freddie-Pa, what is natural phi.
losophyl
Pa-Natural philosophy, my boy, is
the science of cause and reason. For
instance, you can see there is crack
behind that door, but you cannot tell
why it is there until"--
Freddy Gnterrupting)-Oh, yes can,
pa It's there cause ma needs it to
peep through when you go into the
kitchen. West Shore.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
Pete's Mother Asks "A Question.

A woman walked into public school
in a neighboring town the other day
without ceremony, and after gazing
about until her eyes rested upon the
object of her search she said in a loud
voice, pete, where is the key to the
shedp-Newburyport Standard.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

Bessie Bellwood, who lived a long time
with Niscount Vaudeville, who married
Miss Iznao of New York, is about to sue
him. now that he has become Duke of
Manchester, claiming that he owes her
money.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

Thcrc Is millions ul money IN aud around New
YORK city seeking Investment II you have II
mrm, ranch, uliur We eau probably sell II lui
YOU, II yuu lmNVN mercantile business for Mlr
or II you want u partner with capital lur any
legltimAto business, We can help YOU, Address
j. \. fEARtE y co, 2W broadway New York
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
Economy Is Wealth.

AMY confess that love you, Jack;
but tell me, how could you support
wife? You have no money, am told.
Jack Pufer-Oh, that's all right. I'm
going to give up smoking. Epoch.
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Congratulations Anyhow.

Book Agent-Going from books to babies,
madam, that's fine youngster. Allow me
to congratulate you.
Young Woman-Sir, that baby is not
nine.
Book Agent-l repeat, madam, allow me
to congratulate you.-Boston Gazette.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

ger, older, balder-head-
ed boys. Life is an interrogation
point. What is it for?" we con-
tinually cry from the cradle to the
grave. So with this little introduc-
tory sermon we turn and ask: What
is AUGUST FLOWER FOR ?" AS easily
answered as asked: 1t is for Dys-
pepsia. 1t is special remedy for
the Stomach and Liver. Nothing
more than this; but this brimful.
We believe August Flower cures
Dyspepsia. We know it will. We
have reasons for knowing it. Twenty
years ago it started in a small country
town. To-day it has an honored
place in every city and country store,
possesses one of the largest manu-
featuring plants in the country and
sells everywhere. Why is this? The
reason is as simple as a child's
thought. 1t is honest, does one
thing, and does it right along-it
cures Dyspepsia. .
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, WoOdbury,N.J.
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For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc,
effective relief is found in the use Of
"Brotra'S Bronchial TtOcheS." Sold only in
boxes; - cents
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
Absent Minded Clerk.

Old Lady lin drug store)-How is this Per
sian powder to be applied9
Clerk absent mindedly)-Give 'em tea.
spoonful after each meaL-The Epoch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

DR.. Jordan's office is at the residence of
ex- Mayor NeSler, Third and James.
Consultations and prescriptions absolute
ly free,
Send for free book explaining the Hsto-
genetiC system.
CAUTION. The Histog, netio Medicines
are sold IN but one agency in each town.
The label around the bottle bears the fol-
lowing inscription "Dr. j. Eugene Jur.
dan, Histogenetic Medicine" Every other
device is fraud.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
An imitation of Nature

nm E"|SS~II0'I " NUIW/e
that's the result you want
to reach. With DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets, you have it.
They cleanse and renovate the
whole system naturally. That
means that they do it thor
oughly, but mildly. They're
the smallest in size, but the
most effective sugar coated,
easiest to take. Sick Head
ache, Bilious Headache, Con-
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all arrangements
of the Liver, Stomach and
Bowels are prevented, relieved,
and cured. Purely vegetable,
perfectly harmless, and gently
laxative, or an active cathar-
tic, according to size of dose.
AS a Liver Pill, they've been
initiated, but never equaled.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

MERCHANT llorEI, Third and ID streets
Portland, Or FirStclass accommodations
Rates, 81 Sl.aOpcr day. Jacob llasS, prop
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis.
vases without pain or detention from business
No cure, no pay and no pay until cured. Ad.
dress for pamphlet Drs. POrterheld Il Losey, SSs
Market street. san Francisco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

one reason why some people are not So wicked
as Others is because they haven't had 81 good q
chance
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

Jagson says he has found more grass widows
In clover than in weeds.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
SURE CURE FOX PILES.

Dunn -lou'll go to the devil. Hail lie
come after YOU.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
OREGON STATE FAIR

COMMENCES SEPTEMBER II, 1881,
Near Salem. More and larger premiums offered
this year for exhibits of stock, agricultural prod
ucts, fruits, flowers, minerals, mechanics, works
of art and fancy work. Splendid racing ca h
day The Pavilion, lighted by electricity, will
be open four nights and band concert each
night. Reduced rates on all transportation lines
Send to J. T. GREGG, Secretary, Portland, for a
premium list
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
sTEINWAY, GabIer and Pease Pianos

Meaning the BEST PIANO MADE, and the favork
cheaper Pianos all Musical Instruments; Bands Sup
piled; large stock of Sheet Music STEINwAY HALL
26 and 206 Post Street; MATTHIAS GRAY 90. Cal
and see rooms and new stock
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15
ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing TO the taste, and lcts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head.
'ches and tevers and cures habtual
constipation permanently. For sale
in 5Oc and 81 bottles by all druggists
CALIFORNIA FiC syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. kK. REW Y0RE. KE
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Thy GKRME, for breakfast.

Use EnamclIno stove Polish no dust, no smell
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

Every man has his price, hut brides nrr xiv,
AWAY.
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AMERICAN PLAN,

our plan oi doing business is to sell every body
on the same busis; II one person buys carloads
nnd another single items, of course the large
buyer saves In the cost ui handling, but We make
the same per cent, ut profit ns on the one who
spends n single dollar with Ms. Both me our
friends nnd equally welcome
Why should small buyers be- charged more
than organizations, associations, combinations
and aggregHtiuns of capital except IN to qunn
tItt.n
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-08-15

uRv EEuCD CURED 70 STAY CURED.
nAE EVEu We want the name and ad-
dress of every sufferer in the
o. k0TUMH H U. S. and Canada Address,
u 40 ] EllvtA P Harold Hayes, Y. D., Buffalo, ny.
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RUPTURE AND PILES CURED.

In sleeping cars there is generally room ut the
top.
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FAVOR YOUR FRIENDS

And those who look out for your interests In
smnll or great matters, aud you will profit hy H.
ASK for our list Of 10000 articles at wholesale
prices 0rce) SMITHS CASH STORE. 4i6.4tB
Front Street, San Francisco, Cal.
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August
Flower

This is the query per-
What Is petually on your little
boys lips. And he is
1t For2 no worse than the big
- = i I11i
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-08-19
Regatta at Washington City.

WAsHfNGToN CITY. Aug 1S.-This was
the opening day of the nineteenth annual
regatta of the National Association of
Amateur 0arsmen. The water was in
good condition. and the weather clear.
Following were the events:
Single seuil dash. quarter of a mile-won by
Joseph W. Bergen, of the Bradford Boat Club, of
Cambridge, Mass Time, Log.
Single scull. junior, two trial heats, one and
oue-half Understanding won, Dyer second.
Time. 1902.
The second heat was won by Wright of
Toronto, in lO:osIl, Berry, of Passaie second.
Finals tomorrow between Fleming and Wright
and Dyer aud Berry.
phia, Manhattan, No. /, of New York, and Al
banys, OF Albany The latter won by two
lengths in s:393s. The Vespers were second and
the Manhattans last
Double ls-Entries-Baysides, of Toronto,
Catlins, OF Chicago, Varunas, of Brooklyn, and
Manhattans No. 2. The Varupas won in e:07,
Catlins second, Baysides third. Finals tomor-
row.
Senior singes-Higgins won the first heat,
with Burrill second, and the others in pro-
cession.
The second heat was won by Caffrey in 9:5714,
Carney second, Smith third; Attleton stopped
rowing.
The third heat was won by Hadley in 10:0S Is,
with Bergen second and Freeth third.
The senior four oars was won by Fairmounts,
of Philadelphia, in S:45 90, with the Column
bias, of Washington City, the only competitor,
close up.
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The Wreck of the EIdorado.

KEY WEST, Fla, Aug. ls.-The revenue
steamer McLane arrived of this port this
morning with the crew of the wrecked
Eldorado. who abandoned the ship on the
night OF the storm of the 18th. The wreck
ing schooner Cora. with large quantity
OF damaged cargo. was brought in tow
from the Bahama islands. The Merritt
Nrecking Company is crippled by the
breaking of two large pumps. New ones
will come from New York While the
wrecker Merritt was endeavoring 10
right the ship she fell on her
starboard side. A heavy blow
during the night threw her on her beam
ends, where she lay in a critical condition.
Captain Byrne Hooded the afterhold to
rest her on an even keel The decks are
under water. The captain and officers
still stand by the ship. The steamer New
York arrived yesterday and now lies
alongside the Eldorado TO tighten her. IL
cannot De said when she will be tioated.
The chances are very much against her.
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TO INDORSE BLAINE.
A Strong Plank in Pennsylvania
Republican Platform.
CONVENTION MEETS TODAY.
Real Farmers Trying to Save the ALI
snce-The Third Party in Virginia,
Texas and Nebraska.

HAsRisRUgG, Pa. Aug. ls.-There is
much gossip concerning she Republican
convention, which meets tomorrow. A
great number of politicians are IN the city
ana the event of today was an apparently
friendly conference between Senator Quay
and Chris Magee. the Pittsburg leader.
These prominent politicians have not been
together before since 1888. Magee says his
meeting with Quay was simply to discuss
Mylln's candidacy for auditor general.
The platform TO be adopted tomorrow, it
is learned, will contain plank strongly
ENDORSING Secretary Blaine as the most
available candidate for the presidency in
1892 The Mckinley bill and reciprocity
Will also be Endorsed.
In connection with the latter the Har-
sison administration win be mildly COM
mended. The platform will favor the
coinage of silver to the extent of taking
care of the product of American mines,
and a tariff on foreign silver sufficient to
exclude it from competitor with native
metal will be advocated. 1t is understood
that Chairman Andrews, OF the Repub-
lical central committee, will take Quays
place IN the national committee.
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HASTINGS, Neb., Aug. lS.-The Indepen-
dent state convention organized this after
noon with 700 delegates, representing sew
enty-six of eighty-nine counties in attend
ance. Addresses we're delivered and a re-
cess taken to s D. III.
This evening, after lengthy debate, a
platform was adopted. 1t endorses the
Cincinnati platform, favors the abolition
of national bank notes and the substitu-
ton of greenbacks therefor, advocates the
loaning by the government of money
to private individuals; the free
and unlimited coinage of silver,
government control of railroads, steam
ships, telegraphs and telephones; con-
dennis congress for extravaganza in other
lines and failure to provide for old SOL
diers; demands service pensions and pen
sions for all prisoners of war,
equal distribution of soldiers boun-
ties and enhancing of appropriations
for soldiers; calls on congress to forfeit the
title on all lands held by the alien and
railroads in excess of actual needs, and
closes by reiterating the fealty OF the
farmers to the cause of the people and
old soldiers. ]. w. Edgerton, of South
Omaha, was nominated for supreme
Judge
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National League.

PIrrsBURG, Aug. 1S.-Chicagos won to-
day by clean batting. Score: Pittsburg 1,
Chicago 4. Batteries-Galvin and Miller /;
Gumbert and Merritt.
CINCINNATI. Aug. 1S.-Cleveland won to-
days game through faulty decisions of
Umpire Powers. In the eighth inning, as
McLeer was rounding third, Latham at
tempted to block him. McLeer struck
Latham and the latter knocked the former
down. There was considerable excitement,
but 1t was soon quieted. Score: Cincin-
natl 2, Cleveland Batteries-Rhinesa and
keenan,; Viau and thinner.
NEW YORK, Aug. 1s.-The Giants were
easy winners today. Score: New York Z,
Boston g. Batteries-Ewing and Buckley
Clarkson and Bennett.
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 1S.-The Brooklyn
Philadelphia game was postponed owing
to wet grounds.
Following is the standing of the clubs
up TO date, including yesterdays games:
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Murphy Feather-weight Champion.
San Francisco Report.

san EIaDciscO Report.
Billy Murphy whipped young Critic in eigh-
teen rounds for $500 aud the feather weight
championship OF the world in Sidney Thurs
day night. This news. il correct, 10 gratifying
to local sports tho have been patiently waiting
Tor news OF the result of the fight. Murphy, de-
spite bis eceeutricities. won many friends here
by his game fighting, aud could get very
strong backing against any of the men of his
weight. His victory over Critic was hoped for,
but not generally expected. Murphy, since his
return to Australia has not taken the best care OF
himself, and has been bested several times ow-
ing 20 that fact. To whip Critic he mus. have
returned to his old form. for Critic is considered
hard customer. Murphy expects TO return to
San Francisco soon TO "attend to his real estate
interests. In a letter to friend Murphy says
that he hoped to beat Critic, for he sadly needed
the money, and he would start for this country
Immediately after he won. The end OF the year
will probably find Billy here. He is already
down In the sporting mind for a match with
George Dixon, who is also very anxious to meet
him. Local sports are likely TO see the contest,
II one should be arranged, for Murphy prefers
San Francisco to anywhere else, and the clubs
here are satisfactory to Dixon.
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Morris Park Races.

MORRIS PARK. Aug. 1s.-The Omnibus
stakes was the feature of the day. 1t was
for 3-year-olds, $3.50 each, with $4,000
added, mile and a half, and there were
twelve starters. Coming down the stretch
everybody was at whip and spur and
each horse straining every nerve and mus
Gle. Rey del Rey came from among the
bunch with tremendous burst of speed,
and won the best race of the year by half
length in 2:3S. Summary:
six furongs-Loantaka won, Arab second,
Contribution third. Time, LIP.
six furlongs-Tammany won, Minnie second,
Patrimony third. Time, i:l21a.
Mile and ADMINISTRATION won, Terrier
second, Strideaway third. Time, l:55.
Six furlongs-schuylkill won, Crocus second,
Fred Lee third Time, l:l2l2.
= Seven furlongs-Celia won, ST. John second.
Pearl set third. Time, los
Omnibus stakes. mile and half-Rey Del Rey
won, Bermuda second, Poet Scout third. Time,
DIX