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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
WHY MEN DoN'TGo TO CHURct
The Silk Hat the One Thing That is Re-
10

The Silk Hat the One Thing That is Re-
sponsible for it.
The consideration of all others which
keeps a self-respecting man away from
church, says the London Truth, is con-
sideration for his hat. If you look at
this thing historically you will find that
the falling off in male attendance at
church dates from the introduction of
chimney-pot hats. If, on the other
hand, you look at the philosophy OF
the thing, you will see at once that the
two phenomena are in the relation OF
cause and effect. No man can pray col
lectedly, or lift up his soul in praise, or
nix his attention on learned discourse,
with the knowledge upon him that he
is making a boot-scraper Of his new
silk hat or that the lady at his side has
Just po1ed her umbrella through 1t, or
that the little boy behind is playing cot
ball With it. Except to the man who
can stand a new hat every Monday
morning, divine worship under these
conditions becomes a profane mockery.
Nor is cloak room any remedy TOR this
difficulty. To many minds it will only
aggravate the evil. AS long as man
sticks to his hat he knows the worst.
At any rate, he is secure against losing
it. No. What is wanted is a private
receptacle for each individual hat,
under It's owners eye. Let the church
provide that, and men will go to church
as their chimney-pot-less ancestors did
always provided Of course, that they
hold the Catholic faith and appreciate
the importance of public worship.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
One Hundred Legs Per Day.

zone hundred people per day are
manned in the United States"
The above astonishing statement
came from the lips of one of the largest
and most successful artificial limb
dealers. He explains:
"Our private Investigations show
nearly 200 accidents per day. Hence
it is a conservative estimate to place the
daily accidents at 100 per day. AS
general statement [ should say that fully
Sc, 900 people in the United States are
manned in some fashion. l have
studied this matter long time, and am
convinced of the truth of this assertion.
Railroads and machinery, of course,
are largely responsible for the aggregate
accidents. A year in which there is
great deal OF railroad building Is sure to
be fruitful of accidents"
He was shown the following para
graph:
arm will last lifetime if properly cared
for. but that after five or six years leg
gives way to the weight and strain and
has to be renewed"
'This is not strictly true" he SAID:
''I'he average arm lasts lifetime. VI
course. all depends on use and care.
We have DaLlontS WHOSE Ill LILO h1iu Az -
have lasted over twenty years and are
still in good condition.
'SThe ordinary artificial leg is made OF
wood and rawhide. Paper mache mas ma
been tried. but it is not lasting enough.
sThe revolution in the method for
manufacturing arms and legs Will come,
| think, will, the introduction Of alum mi
mum, the lightest and strongest sup
stance known.
Eyes, it takes time to learn how. to
wear an artificial leg or arm. mere is a
strange novelty about the new IIo tn MAJ
the subject has to overcome. Some, pa
tents walk we'll from the start; others
fully s. per cent of artificial sam5 LIMBS 6f
made are legs; 10 per cent IA arms as ne Ui
cent cent lett. per cent. both right and
left Seventy-eight per cent. of legs am
putated are of males, p per cent: are
of females. Here is a table prepared
after years of study: ps,s
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
The Voice OF the People

Reaches us-or should do so-through the bal
lot-box. This is the medium through which
it ought to speak in clarion tones. But there
are other means by which the people voice their
sentiments irrespective of politics. concerning
matters of vital Importance Successful or IN
successful are those popular admonitions as
they are heard distinctly or family But
health, the grand desideratum, appeals to us
all. The avenue is only cleared when the OBJ.
stacles which bar its complete recovery are
swept aside. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has,
for nearly third of a century, occupied the
first rank among proprietary remedies for de-
btlity. dyspepsia, constipation. disorder of the
liver and kidneys, and as an effectual means OF
conquering and preventing malarial COM
plants. Since the advent Of fla grippe it has
also signalized itself as cure of the complaint.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
THE DRUGGISTS soLlloouy.

The fall rains have come with their blessing
And cold is the mist laden air,
And I, brand new stock possessing,
Will of the brisk trade have my share
I'll welcome the rasping coughs blighting.
Malaria, here is my hand,
I've made my show windows inviting
To suit this fRstidious land:
And all of the popular nostrums
have neatly packed on my shelf,
But hope. by the cut rate, at cost sums,
won't have to take 'em myself
pharmaceutical Era
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

such request. and anxious and .troub-
led lest he should fail, waited his re-
turn. But he invariably came home
cheerful, and would say: 81 had great
liberty; now l wish you had gone. The
audience appeared greatly interested
and very appreciative. They gave me
great comfort and courage" and he
came to understand pt his mood better, I
no longer feared any failure.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
The Only One Ever Printed-Can
You Find The Word?

There is a 3-inch display advertisement
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places Crescent" ON every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name Of the word, and
they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL
LITHOGRAPHS, or SAMPLES FREE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Locu.-'I am writing little notice
about the appointment of our friend
Iakwit to the position Of Town Auditor.
He has really no fitness for the position,
and yet, on personal grounds, [ am
obliged to treat him with some decency.
How shall | speak of him." Chief
Editor-"Why, speak Of him as man
Of rare good Judgment. [ know of no.
body in whom good Judgment is so
rare "-BOStOD Courier
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
THE LITTLE THINGS.
BY NJ. Y. r.

things that hurt us day by day
The little ID words our dear ones sometimes
say; say they fail to see we do our best
The times W.. alrsIanding not, with merry jest
When u Ir Coeide while we are craving SO
they tuIll %oI To them our grief, our woe,
For syn m RERIGdtjtsi-all unworthy of our years.
seem c NV grow quickly weary of our tears
n1ittle things have missions they should
tea'n nnr hearts with faithfulness should
rea[di aor own hearts! Eternally
Into our w u' comfort them Always to see
StrlylnEs+ " IN thenl-to kiss their tears away!
The osS ra the lessons they should teach each
These aIC
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Syrup

eve are six in FAM
AFarmer at lily. We live in a
ras place where we are
Iooil' ie~ subject to violent
Says: Colds and Lung
Troubles. I have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in tho
Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up
of Blood. l have tried many differ
ent kinds of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such a Northumberland Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once, you
will go back to it whenever You
need it. 1t gives total relief and is
a quick cure. My advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be com
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
is used we have no john
trouble with the Franklin
Lungs at all. It is
the medicine for this 1onae
country. 9
G.. G. GREEN. Sole Man fl, Woodbury.,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

THE latest advices about the moon
state that it is dead, desolate waste of
played out volcanoes and cooled Off
lava beds, without atmosphere.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

IF you want good reliable lady's or
GENTS watch you will do well to write to
or call on the c. Preusser Jewelry Co., of
Milwaukee, Wis, for prices and informa-
ton. This is the only house in the state
that buys direct from the manufacturers of
American watches.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER was born in
Plainfeld, N. j., and few daysago the
town by official vote resolved to call the
hill on which he was born Warner
Hill," in recognition of his generosity to
his native town, which has been made
manifest in yarious WAYS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

can analysis of this table WIZ snow now
that females are more disposed 70 iu he
their right legs than their lel', AN anu that hat
differen nee is mucn g[e s"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

YoY CAN BREAK UP A BAD COLD by
the timely use of DR.. .. Jaynes EXpector-
ant an old and popular medicine for Sore
Lungs and Threats, and the best of all
Cough remedies.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

FITS-An Fits stopped free by DIR. KIine's
Great Nerve RestDrer. No fits after first days
use Marvellous Treatise and g. 90 trial bottle free
to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch st Phila Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

IT is a great deal easier to secure an
Endorsement for mans character than
for his note.-PMsburg Dispatch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Geat Bargains in Ladies' Watches.
Genuine Elgin ladies' watch. Boss filled
case, guaranteed twenty years, only $16.
Handsome plush case with each watch.
Write or call on c. Preusser JeWelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

LIKE OH. UPON TROUBLED WATERS is the in
fuence of HALEs HONEY OF HoREHoUND AMI
TAR upon a cold.
pixies TooTHACHE DROPS Cure in one Minute
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

THERE is a screw loose somehere when
a steamship has lost it's propelling pow
er.-Picaualne.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

EIGHTY relatives recently assisted
Conrad Steiner, of Detroit, Mich, to
celebrate his S1st birthday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. wv
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

WHEN handsome girl comes out, her
papa has to come down handsomely
Boston Transcript.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Rare Bargains in Ladies' Watches.
During the next so days we will sell a
solid 14-karat ladies' ElgIn watch for $22.
Handsome plush case with each watch.
Write or call ON c. Prcusser Jewelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Buy your holiday presents early and
your pocketbook will avoid the rush
later on.-C Chicago Tribune.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

WHO SUFFERS with his liver. constipa-
ton, bilious ills, poor blood or dizziness
take Beecham's Pills. Of druggists. 25
cents.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

SHE-"Now that you are graduated,
Dick. what are you going to be ?" He
-"Be? Why, just think what l am -
Puck
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

COUGHS AND COLDS. Those who are
suffering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat
etc., should try Browns BRONCHIAL
TROCHEs. Sold only IN bOIes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

A LADY nomed Rogers has been
nominated in Boston for overseer OF
the poor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
Two 7 Kings
In Regard to Catarrh.

LIST, 1t is Constitutional Disease; and
I'd, 1t Requires Constitu-
tional Remedy.
These two facts are now well known to the
medical fraternity that local applications, like
snuffs and innalants, are regarded as at best
likely to give only temporary relief To effect
a permanent cure of Catarrh requires constitu
tional remedy like Hoods sarsaparilla, which,
by purifying the blood, repairing the diseased
tissues. and imparting healthy tone to the affect
ed organs, does give thorough and lasting cure.
81 want to say that Hoods Sarsaparilla is a
permanent cure fo- Catarrh. After suffering with
catarrh for many years was requested to take
Hoods SarsapariIIa
and after using three or four bottles am healed
of the most annoying disease the human system
is heir to-" P. B. STOUT, Sheridan Ind.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

"JoNEs-"Why did you give up house
keeping" Mr.. Younghusband--"I got
hungry. "-LJe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17
Made To Look Like New,

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pletch's Dye Works, 246W
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

Gov. CHASE, of Indiana, is a Camp
bellite preacher.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

SIR AMBROSE SH EA, governor of the
Bahamas, is in New York.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-17

THE illness of Edmund Yates is SO far
not dangerous one.
The evening world., 1891-11-21
ONCE COUNTESS, NOW COOK
Mare Won Stumpfs Noble Hus-
band Found Another Angel.

Countess Marie Won stumpf was At work
this morning in the restaurant at 3O3 Broad
way, where she is At present employed as
chief cook. She has grown tired OF being .
Countess and wants divorce.
Before she was countess and cook she
was a soub-ette. During an engagement at
the Thalia Theatre she met Count Louis Won
Stumpf.
She is a lissome blonde, with regular fea-
lures and OF flne figure, and the Count was
smitten with her charms. He was hand
was plain Miss Marie stout then, and he were
married In February, 1850.
They lived happily IN humble lodgings on
Sixth street until one day in June last, when,
the Countess says, she discovered that the
Count was paying too much attention to a
girl in q cigar store In Allen street.
"shc Is an angel compared with you." the
Count is said to nave remarked when his
wife upbraided him for his conduct.
This was too much FOR the Countess. Her
proud spirit asserted herself. No mere cigar
store girl, even if she was an angel, should be
rival OF hers SO she packed her trunk,
and next day II was removed 10 ga Christie
street. She herself went 10 an Intelligence
Office and hired out as cook.
Hyman & SchnitZer, the Countess's attor-
neys, have Instituted proceedings for divorce,
but the count has made no answer and she
expects to get decree by default she has
not seen the Count since last June and 10 Is
not known where he Is.
He comes from Frankfort. 1t Is said that
he killed man In duel there. At one time
he was money broker on Canal street, but
he paid TOO much attention 10 actresses, II Is
said, and failed.
The evening world., 1891-11-21

Lake gains nve yards.
on, THE OTPsIpR PLAY.
Yale gets the ball for offside playing.
Bliss gains two yards through centre.
Mccormick 3 yards through centre. Nc
Clunv no gain.
HefYelfnger gains 3 yards through centre.
Mccormick gains 2 yards.
Bliss no gain. Emmons taokling beauti-
fully.
McClung gains nve yards through centre.
Ball back near centre OF field.
Waters is slightly hurt. Game called tenn
porarily.
HARvARD's BALL ONCE MORE.
Harvard's ball In tour downs Lake gains
eight yards.
Trafrord slight gain through centre. Har-
ward forcing Yale's centre now TO good enect.
Trafford gains ave yards. Yale's ball on
four downs.
Mccormick gains three yards.
x'CLUNG LOSES LITTLE.
McClung rounu end loses five yards.
Bliss punts outside.
Harvard's call on the 3O-yard line. TrafIord
gains yards. Lake, no gain.
YALB SCORES AGAIN.
Bliss makes touchdown after Corbett
drops the ball.
Mcclung kicks goal Six points.
Tho score: Yale, 10; Harvard, o.
! uarvard's ball In centre. Corbett gains 9
yards.
Trafford gains 2 yards through centre.
, Slight gain for Traf1ord again.
Lake 8 yards gain. Traff0rd loses the ball.
HAYWARD Is rRTiSu.
Harvard slowly gaining ground. About ten
minutes more TO play.
| Harvard gets . yards for ofrside play.
Ball on Yales .O-yard line.
Tranord tries for goal from the FIELD. Hal-
lowell gets the ball.
Lake gains 4 yards.
Harvard gaining through centre. Ball on
| Yale's 15-yard line.
| Corbett, slight gain.
! TRAPFoRD MISSES GOAL AGAIN.
Ball on YAles 1O-yard line. TranOrd tries
for goal from the field but misses
| Ball on Ysle's 25-yard line.
McClung gains yards.
Stanley Morrison gains flve more. McCluns
around end, no gain.
Bliss gains yards. Ball In Harvards ter.
ritory.
Mccormick gains 5 yards Hegeinnger
round end gains 10 yards
| PUSHING HARVARD HARD.
McClung, 8 yards gain. Ball on Harvard's
35-yard line.
Bliss gains three yards. Morrison slight
gain.
Harvard surely weakening.
Mccormick gains 4 yards
McClung around eud gains ) yards.
The evening world., 1891-11-21
The Game.
Promptly at o'clock play Is called and the
teams line up as follows:

Referee-Alex. MofIitt, OF Princeton. Um-
pire-Mr. CONN. OF Wesleyan.
Harvard has the north side OF the field and
Yale the south side. Yale has the ball, hav-
ing won the toss.
Perry, Tranord, Cumnock, Stewart and
Adams are kneeling on the line.
Yale forms v. Hef1elnnger makes two
yards. Bliss fumbleS the ball. No gain.
Mccormick runs 35 yards around Harvard's
right end. Ball now on Harvard's 15-yard
line.
McClung tries centre, but gains nothing.
Bliss gains yard through the centre. No
Cormick gains 1ive yards around Harvards
end.
YALE SCORES FIRST.
Morrison makes touchdown 10 four min
utes.
NcClung fails 70 kick goal. Yale, four
points.
Harvard has the ball on the 25-yard line.
Lake gains 10 yards Corbett makes slight
gain. Corbett gets throughout the centre.
Trafrord punts Ball on Yale's 25-yard line.
Bliss goes 10 yards through the line. Hef-
felnnger gains yards Mccormick round the
end no gain. Bliss punts, Corbett catches.
Ball on Harvard's side. Harvard forms
AID Lake gains yards.
WALLIS Is HURT.
Wallis has hurt his ankle.
Time called owing TO Wallls's injury.
When play Is resumed Harvard has the
ball Corbett loses II and Newell gots It and
gains yards Lake gains 4 yards by right
tackle.
Lake gains yards Tranord punts, Bliss
gets the ball slight gain Yale. Bliss round
the end, gains nothing.
Bliss punts, TrafIord catches It In centre oi
Held Lake makes slight gain. Trairord
punts Mccormick catches. Both sides punt
ing frequently.
At AIS the ball Is on Yale's 25-yard line.
IRIS HARD yI0HTISa.
Fifteen yards gained by sanford, who runs
round Harvard's end McClung gains l6
yards more through Waters.
Morrison gains eight yards through the
centre. HefIelnnger no gain.
Bliss gains through centre. BAH On Har.
The evening world., 1891-11-21
ARTISTS HOLD A RECEPTION.

Those OF the Manhattan Building
Entertaining Visitors To-Day.
the artists Of the Manhattan Building are
holding their opening reception to-day at 90
Piftn avenue. Many beautiful paintings and
etchings are on view there, and the doors WI
remain open to visitors until Sr.N.
Among the artists represented are william
Bradford. Thomas r. Craig, Fr. Dvorah. y. "
KiItle, p. &. Newell, q. W. Breck. A. y. X
Douglas Hamilton. Mary A. Lathbury, MA y
j. brigham, Lillian brigham. L. Pagan, Miss
A. ID. Abbatt, J. Wells Champney, Clarence
Ia Verne Butler, George wharton Edwards,
Granyille Perkins. Mrs. A. y vermtiye, nine
8 A. Walker, L. II. Remington and kiiA
Florence Ward.
The evening world., 1891-11-21

ESPECIAL TO THE EVENING WORLD Dr AMERICAN
TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CoMPANY's WIRE.
DIRECT TO HAMPDEN PARKl
HAMPDEN PARK, SPRINGFIELD, Mass, Nov.
&.-In less than two hours from the time Of
this writing Harvard and Yale will be fight
ing for the football championship Of 1891.
Already the seats have begun to be nned,
especially those on the Harvard side. Such
was also the case last year. rhe Yale men
are coming more slowly, but several hundreds
are already there.
The day is tickle and peculiar one. Three
OF four hours ago the fog was SO dense that 1t
was impossible to see across the field, but at
about 10 o'clock the sun shone through the
clouds and all the weather prophets said the
day would be a perfect one for football
More recently, however, the clouds have
gone back again and the sky is now overcast.
The difference in temperature between to-
day and year ago is very marked. Then
the thermometer was very low ana a bowling
north wind swept across the neid. To-day
there is absolutely no wind, and person can
be very comfortable without extremely heavy
wraps.
FIELD NOT THE BEST.
Notwithstanding all the talk that has been
made about the splendid condition OF the
neid, things might be in much better shape.
In the first place, the field is too new. An
old road which diagonally crosses 1t has been
but recently turfed over and is soft In spots.
Then the general dampness OF the atmos-
pherc has made the turf too springy and yield
Ing. Within Jew moments after beginning
play the chalk marks will probably dis
appear and considerable nounderirg around
may be expected.
People are rapidly ming into the ground
The evening world., 1891-11-21
YALE =
HARVARD
LUCK OF A CHORUS GIRL.

Miss Ada Fells Inherits 900, 900
from Her GRANDMOTHER.
Miss Ada Fells, Of the ship Ahoy" COM
pany, known on the playbilis AS Ada Lang
don, has just experienced n stroke Of good
fortune uncommon among chorus girls. She
has Inherited 100000 IRON her grand
mother, who died recently In Springfield III.
Miss Fells comes OF wealthy springfield
family and adopted the stage as pro-
IcssiOn against the wishes Of her parents.
She has good soprano voice and aspires Ia
be prima donna. Al present she Is draw
ing n salary OF SEQ a week.
Sac will continue with the Ship Alloy =
Company until the close OF the season, and
will then 20 to Paris TO finish her musical
education. She Is young and OF pleasing ap-
peaTance.