The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-02-05
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the time
"a ufy eerelss sedict vss that Of .
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nos reversed TIE psfson 10 be polite 10
IL tie e1al mar.
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have bi. site Ia bic CELLAR. oh. thst story
won't 50 du~s
- She-Tne GsfmAns bsvs . proverb
thai 'sLe sleked sing 20 songs He
Qsits night. their psuistnep consists
10 having 10 listen.
Ma DoubIsLouss = jake. our dsfisr
vsnis cabinet organ. Mr.. Doublshouss
Wall. III &C., Der oDs. don't like them
nev beisLbors Of ours for cent
"A poe, nndsrly inquiries; Where
sleep the trss.f The fsct Of the matter 10
that The brave don't sleep. They get up
In iLe morning early and start the Ores.
Farmer Green 10 boy caught stealing
bic sprle.) Well, .ir. what have you 10
&y lot yeunelii Boy = with pockets
hlll Please. cir, may ! have some spples'
--iio~ mspy languages do you speak.
Mr. Dulipsi.' seven. How delightful 10
In able TO eILseise 10 30 many tongues.
Yes, IL would be nice II ! could think OF
anything TO ssy.
He busry.u attended the Ovstorio
sociriys psrfo, msbcu, We're you pre-, en,
81 the "Cnsiiolf" She (indigpsntly)-I
suppose you will n,Ii ~snt TO know II /
sailed Ia Nosbs ark
"A sioty at hand, describing . love
scene bcts.en the hero and the heroine,
FAYE lie sooed her with 3 will. Tbsts
asood wy. especially II The ~ooer is old
and the viii j. 10 her is,or.
Mrs. QaEiue - Gretchen. / am told
Hans hss given you.s beautiful enesgs'
men. rug Where 10 IN Gretchen oh.
Hans wear II himselluf He vas afraid !
lose Lim nit spoder TELLER.
Customer What 10 the matter with
the milk this morpipgf II hiss . very pr,
culirr look. Driver oi Mix wagon Il new
hand The truth Is. masm. the bose tos
got 10 skim III the cream.
Il say. Bobby, xbispered Featherly.
did your sister ssy she hoped my Tip
would do me goodf Ye.; she tJld las last
night tbs. II Mr. Fesiberly went West,
abe hoped he would 60 for good.
--Foo,iyies Was your perfoss,snos OF
OsheIio 10 Chicago . success? Stsger -
Yes, br'Ilisu, one. | got plenty Of ap
plsuse. sud =, the end Of the play the
audience ins,.,ed on calling Tor the author.
--L,dy o j,pitor Of fiD,- IL this .
good eiehborhood? Jsuitor Yes, mann.
Every oHe on The block belongs TO the
Meihooift clnfch tIcept the owner Of
this Hat, and he's on prosbtlon with EN-
nov.
Briggs What the dickens are Jon
sprl,uding that jy fof' Why. he can't |
sing that song any better than . fourteen
year old boy. Brsggs-l know be cant;
but ! thought would applaud him for
his magnificent exhibition Of nerve.
A lons.~iudsd lawyer lately defended /,
. criminal unsucc-sslu lly. sud during the !
trial tho iadss received the following note !.
Tho prisoner hnmbly prsys that the time !
occupied by the pls VI the counsel for !,
tile deieuce bs coao,ed la Lis sentence
Il 10 bard matter to tell . "ifiendiy"
Indisu ifon hostile on,. The only cure
kst Is 20 s.it a.d rte hos they sci. III
Ley rs.s .eu vi. nout showing fight. and a
tLen G. NE uscs Ia ia, lie ut snd steal your
horses snsy are nirndiy. Int II they kill
and ..sir..u it,y are ''bos,iie."
--En.sl ls~psn oLce lad occasion TO Il
telsgfs, b .cro,s the Is ui,h cbaunel the :,
snbl "a "a rtoIos.d lecture. The sub. &
lect - sisnd by him Vas "Ibe u hnence
Of Rom, cn ,br fo'ms,,oo OF CDs,s,i.uiiy.'
II ~ss uhl,,t,d III EupI.ud W The Iu
husrc- vf Run uu the Digestion u hu.
rnsniiy.
The b.usl ilg bride .l.ci sss iehesrs,
Ing IL. ce, mouy sb,ut 10 take place. i
shall .ipci you 10 give mo sway. papa.
sbe s.ia. sw afraid | have done IL .,
already, Cs.oli.e, vpiird tho cid man
netvunsly. l,old your Herbert, this morn.
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he efeasd ore sam day within foot OF
Two q lb- 'h,dr " TIRE. Why don't
y.u u. 10 iLr ,Lsd,i be iuqaird. did.
n plaza b. msn. tni ~ has moved away
hon "a. aud | cant /, n I'D 10 follow IL.
Well. II sua ate no, be usst specimen Of
isgs ~ ~ | h,vx sren veal Maize me ~
Abef s~uatS 90 paf ~ith that sud III
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be qaaurf ,aic my poek.i He 20, Il.
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