The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-05-14
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part Of hpl.s ca ,bs bach per, 81 iis
ness.
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nna ssli u mere people we're gifted 9Th
stessd 'istt
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s@sf 1.mp~ Nothing. And on snr'
day. Thee sss = day 81.
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ssisr u n sore soi Ter Washing ds!a
sccot5 hired girl Aye. iLrfe's The rub.
--Tc.chsr Hos ucald yoa describs
Iissy VII. II Esslsndf siudsnt--i
voais desenbc Lim ~ . professional
v,do.c.
~ To shs, do you attribute your ionssv
ny ssed 80 insesiis stor ois ceniensriso.
To TOE tact that never died. sss the con
elas1e iFp,
Rises rss, deal es.isr 10 60, mp 81 6
o'cloe. 10 tho morning the evening bsicrs
than u 10 shen o'clock 10 the morning
rsily comes.
--wsiief. I've bsen bette full hour.
sSd Ch.ppie. iDpsiieDtly, I've been here
.iecs I a. m, returned the waiter. It's
tifuoEas, sint III
"A ton q disnopds 81 the pressnt Day
10 worth ~. 0oo. 600. We furnish The 10
formsiioB 10 preveD, the public from ts.
Ing o,srbGsed.
Teacher JOHNNIE, you may explain
vbst causes the earth 10 move around the
Gun Iobppie-Cos it's cheaper TO move
tbsn 70 pay ront
No msttsr how lov down man gets |
10 the sorid. there are always two thinss
be csn get, somehow OF other; good sdvice
and bad shiskey.
Patrick wss numbering bis family Tor
The csbsusd,her There's by, be said,
end BY and by; meseli. me wife and
By; aud three gres, grown girls-snd .
by.
-kaew From Experience. Rev Mr..
Ahogt 10 YOu should always be psrtic,
ulH sboot details, MI. Tucker. Il 10 III.
tie things that tell. NeIlie-I know that.
| baVe tLier small sisters
- Hos veil preserved Lord Bawnbast
III i. 30 nlt a great swell? Oh. yes
(siih burst Of confidence Do you
kaow. when he ariivsd. be vas obliged 10
pay duty on himself ssa work OF aril
= OLD Lady so yJu sre going swsy TO
school Wba, school are you going to2
Yong LADY, don't know yet. but wish
could so {, the school Of experience. !
hesF that It is the Lishest priced one.
"A Lamentsble Flaw Alderman Din,
telsp,il, VT you iiuk. Morisiiy, shout
de eomph xion o. de new board? Alder,
man Moriary: There's domed American
In II be The name u johnson. like it in
other rsIscis.
The Fu nfs Cashier: Teacher - But.
Hsus. What SIC ton d. Ing with your sboes
end Stockings fl The book wants to
know bus many four times i've 10. and
haven't got enough hBgers. 40 / have to
cjnut my toes .
MIR u ok Hall Good AFTERNOON. Miss
Annsn dting iOr awsIk3 hope may
secoo' pary you? Miss Annex Yes, DR..
Sargent says We must always walk With
some ohj'cs.snJ Isuppose you will snswer
The purpose
-Msmms Yon naughty girl You've :
esieu every cocky there was on The plate.
told you yon might have three.
Little Edith Yes. butyou didn't tell
which three. 50 had TO eat oil 10 be
sure to get the right one.
He cater mArrisgs) Whaii You have
no forpnef You said over and over sgaiu
that you we're sfrsid some one would mar.
~ yon for ycur money She = Yes. and You
said over ADD over again TINT you would be
happy with me II hadn't cent. Well, l
hsvch',s cent
Madam. are you vfman .uffpgisti
No, tH, ] t.y'hi tune e. be-.
Hssso m'f Well, ityou hal the PRIV,
isse' ,o',.s. sbcm arnld you suppor,p :
The zane mau inyr .nrpoI',d hr the
last 10 ye-i.. Aed ~ho is inst. Ny
/ usb.ua.
-D,a.he Mn'h.r. cant go over 10
my friend. C.srs. and stay tonight? her
Mother IaG~sd. yoa shsnt heard that u
young Fred fslsrt, tell yon the College
Glee Cab -, 'n me- here and sereDsde
vou toeishi. sni You nrrin't think I'm 90,
Jog 10 IT., here and rnifr slapa II
-ufidpe, o. lad, - Tie house) Akin,
your pardon. mum, hnt might | be shhe,
askin psba' iiim 'bines is 10 the pic,ure1
Mistress -Cer,alrly Those are Raphsel's
Cherubs. Bridget iBdsdel an thin se e
scre tnih wrong. ssys they was twins,
Jui Nora vsnld ~ IL they VAS bas.
AIS, havs ,e honor to conduct your
iAug h'ef io ne upper iablrf ssked . 40.
,ieiy sesil, msa ~ lady from The country v
Aho - sis, ias siih eome friends whom
he IL ri.i'in1. Nav You lake her 10 sup,
peif VS. thu rs,pon-e. Why. Of course
nd yna as, i-ke me TO Ths,Is what Ne
anne beTe fof.
AT ses'i! m~cisns one Of the mem,
'ers was declared by snotber 10 have
boiled ever vi h rage" because bis pro. D
,ositl"a bad been received with general v
suah,er ~ the beard. SIR. replied the sh
|r,iied one. vss not 10 r.se. II would re
tquire something rather more infamms.
or thss the cracking Of ihorns under
be poi 10 make me boil