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The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-02-14
Infiammatory Rheumatism,

81 Just want people to know that we think
Hoods sarsapnrila the best remedy for In.
Aammatory rheumatism in the world. My hus.
band had this terrible affection for two years
and Hoods Sarsaparilla helped him more than
anything else. am always glad to tell wha
Hoods Sarsaparilla has donc."-MRs. F. AT
KINsoN, Salem, Ind.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for g.. Prepared
only by G. I. HOOD y CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

disadvantages, and It 80 trihing IN ex.
pcnse that it could be afforded BY al.
most anyone. A platform is made BE-
fore the door Of such length and width
as may be desired. This can be . tenn.
porary structure, without . railing, TO
be taken away in the winter, or can be
made to remain permanently in posi-
ton. If desired. A light framework is
fastened to the house above this. OF the
same length ard width, and over this is
fitted striped awning cloth. This
framework, which can be taken down
in the wi3ter, is easily made Of light
strips Of wood and laths, well bracedl
from side to side, and secured to small
clcats that can be screwed to the side
OF the house. Such q summer piazza
can be made 20 extend along the whole
side Of the house, shading both windows
and doors, or arranged on a smaller
scale, as shown in the illustration.
II the cloth is carefully removed from
the frame each fall, and kept well Sc
cured during the summer to prevent the
wind from tearing it, several seasons
wear can be had from it. though it can
be replaced ut trifiing cost.-Wcbb
Donnell, in Country Gentleman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
German
Syrup"

Martinsville, NJ. Methodist Par.
sonage. MY acquaintance with
your remedy, Boschee's German
Syrup, was made about fourteen
years ago, when I contracted q Cold
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filling my pulpit for q number Of
Sabbaths. After trying a Physician,
without obtaining relief cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
II saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained a bottle. /
received such quick and permanent
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family, Eoschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favoritc
remedy and always with favorable
results. Ihave never hesitated to
report my experience Of its use to
others when I have found them
troubled in like manner" REV.
w. H. HAGGARrY.
of the Newark, New A safe
Jersey, Me. Confer
ence, April IS, go. Remedy.
&C. GREEN, Sole Man'fr. Woodbury., NJ.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
In Vida Awake for luoA


Perhaps the most enjoyable thing .
that story with the Edward Bellamy
touch, THE Pursuit Of Happiness" BY
Tudor Jenks-a quizzical look into the
future for boys. A beautiful romance
is contributed by Annie Bronson King.
under the title, This Way Went The
Lady Mary 70 Paradise" A good old
time article, "A Vermont Boys Trip 70
Boston in 1895" il from the pen OF John
L. Heaton Of the Brooklyn Times-
amanda Jinkum's Burdens" by Oliver
Howard, has it serious lesson for eld-
est daughters All the girls might take
some tender teaching from sweet,
bright, true Polly Pepper in Margaret
Sidney's Give Little Peppers Grown
Up" serial, which has never been more
interesting than in the present number.
Quite . different little girl from Phron-
sic Pepper, but . charmingly quaint
child, makes her curtesy to Wide
Awake's readers in the new serial.
Miss Matilda Archambeau Van Dorm"
in the third serial, "Marietta's Good
Times" we get delightful glimpses Of
the free open air life of Italian children.
This serial is from the pen Of IN Italian
woman recalling her childhood. Good
things are as thick AZ roses in June;
articles, beautiful illustrated poems;
pictures, some fine, some funny; four
pages Of sparkling original anecdotes;
s'Tangles," and three pages Of letters
from the children crowd the number
full.
Wide Awake is $40 a year, $3.50 .
vol. 70 mos }; 20 cents No. d. LothrOp
Company, Boston, Publishers.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

Pretty st,uxg
reasons for trying Dr.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. In the first
place, it cures your catarrA-
no matter how bad your case,
or of how long standing. 1t
doesn't simply palliate = it
ex,es. If you believe it, so
much the better. There's
nothing more to be said.
You get it for so cents, from
all druggists.
But perhaps you won't be-
lieve it. Then there's another
reason for trying it. Show
that you can't be cured, and
you'll get $500. It's = plain
business offer. The makers
Of DR.. Sage's Remedy will
nav YOU that amount # they
can't cure you. They know
that they can-you think
that they can't. If they're
wrong, you get the cash. II
you're wrong. you're nd Of
catarrh.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
4 auINRA ~.

man snails, Egyptian beetles and but,
terfies have been taught TO recognize
their masters and show . friendly In
terest IN them.
The guinea pig = IN absurd little an
imal for = number Of reasons. and oae
Of Tie most remarkable absurdities
about him u his name. He b not . pig
Of any kind. nor any relation 10 the pig.
and he has nothing to do with Guinea
He = . kind Of rat, and his native home
il South America.
Why he should have been called .
''pia" no one knows, unless Il was on
account Of Tie slight gruntine noise
that be makes: and the word guinea.
in his case may b . coFupeSoo Of
Guiana, where IL animal has 5000
times been found, thoagh 4 was 6rst
brought from Brazil
His real name = IL sseoSy." ard b
that be should b called In his Wild state
b = quite differently oolored from The
domegSica1ed ANIMAL and lacks the SPOT
ting of white. black and tawny color
which the tanned cavy often has
e ussd 70 be commonly supposed that
tho guinea pig drove away ordinary
rata, Or rather caused them 70 go away
on account Of their extreme dislike OF
him; but even this negative merit IS de-
MED to the poor little ANIMAL No one.
however, is able to deny his gcntieuess
and submissiveaesA - Youths cso
panaon.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
EAslLv-MApe PIAZZA.


- 1nAe Leads Grateful AAado 60 Doeh
Window and Doors.
Ihe.e are many houses that have not
the advantage Of shade trees around
them during the summer, when cool
places are most eagerly welcomed. A
piazza Is perhaps next best in its shade
70 wide-spreading oak, ash, maple or
elm. hut piazzas are objected 70 by
some, and with considerable reason. he
cause they shut out the sunlight in win.
Ter, when it is particularly desirable.
Moreover, the expense of building .
permanent piazza. in the ordinary way.
makes it an impossibility in many
cases.
The illustration shows . way to Sc
cure the advantages Of one without it's
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
WIT AND WISDOM.

"A mans idea Of Heaven il . place
where everyone is rs good n he is
Atchison Globe.
BE sure, my son. and remember
that the best men always make them.
selves. Henry.
DO the best You can where you arc.
and when that is done you will see an
opening for something better.
-You can never measure how long .
man will be missed in this world by the
length of his widows vail.-Atchison
Globe.
Some men never think of studying
the frcscoihg on a church ceiling until
the plate is passed around.-Harvard
Lampoon.
-Grocers are better men than milk
men. The latter always takes water,
but the former have lots Of sand
Texas Siftings.
Employ your mind in improving
yourself by other mems writings. so
you shall como easily by what others
have labored hand for.-Socrates.
The smallest part of the cost Of an
engagement ring is the amount tho
-oung man pays to the jeweler when he
gets the ring. -Somervillc Journal
-Jealousy.-First Singer-How tho
people applauded at che end Of my song!
Second Singer-Ycs; they seemed ire
mendously glad it was over.-Saturday
Evening Herald.
"A Question in Prepositions-Wceks
-"What hotel did you put up in at Lone
lyvillc?" Wentman-"Put up with. You
mean. There was only one in the
town. Y. Telegram
Sure to Get There.-''That flannel
shirt you bought for me is too small
Let Willie have it." "Bat it's four
sizes too large for Willie" well.
wash ii till it fits him Y. Sum.
DO to-day's duty. fight to-day's
temptation. Do not weaken and dis
tract yourself looking forward to things
you can not see, and could not under
stand if you saw.-Charles Kingsley.
Mercy met said Miss Psssee; Il
sincerely hope they win not pass the
law making . day Of eight hours :"
'.Why not?" Just think how rapidly
We shall age! Just three times as fast y
-"Yes," said the theatrical manager.
I'VE do need . good Spanish dancer.
What steps do you take first?" ''what
steppa do ! TAXA d. fir~r-rst? Getts do
advertise ina do papa Data do Ar-r-rst
steppal" She was engaged b.
Gray 4 Co. . Monthly. s-s =
Safe Place.-First Crook-Step into
this doorway. Bill, and I'll tell you
about that crib we're going to crack to
1orrow night Second Crook-But
aomsbody1l come along and get onto
Us First Crook Cooking ct the sign
over the door)-No. we're safe hsre.
This firm doesn't ise.-Chicago
Tribune. 1 v-
"A musician II one whose beain mt.
urally eecretes musical IDEAS; . poet
thinks in blossoms Just - naturally q
hcneysuckles do; IN inventors head il
made to work out mechanical combine
tons Men are like trees, each one must
put forth the leaf that is created IN him.
Education is only like good culture
II changes the size, but not the segA-
0aochey. u
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

Mailing May Z . Holiday.

A new system Of carpet cleaning
which is said to be very successful. en-
ploys compressed air for removing the
dust The machine consists Of skelc-
ton roller. over and parallel to which &
an iron tube pierced at intervals with
holes. The iron tube oecillates ID .
horizontal direction when In operation,
and rs the carpet or rug passes over the
roller below. It Is claimed that this
simple treatment entirely removes the
Hw<<
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

There has been little mission work
accomplished in Patagonia, but the
Roman Catholics have q mission center
1t vicdma, in the southern part Of the
country. They have twelve colleges
with 5000 students, and an industrial
school with thirty apprentices Of car
penters blacksmiths, bootmakcrs,
thinkers and tailors. They have also .
dispensary and the only hospital in the
territory.
The Educational News has the fol-
lowing note: 'Forty-one counties in
Iowa voted on county uniformity on
the Sth day Of March. About thirty of
these carried and will have = uniform
series of textbooks. Not less than
twenty other counties have arranged
uniform lists, contracting by townships;
so that by the close of this school year
there will not be less than fifty conn
ties in the state which will have . uni
form series Of textbooks, and contract
ed for for Eve years This practically
settles the book question in Iowa
for some time" gfE
| Within few years the public school
system Of New York city, which is now
one of the largest systems in the world.
is likely. according to School. to exceed
greatly its present size. With . popu-
latioa Of l. 700. 600. there are now moro
than 800 school departments in the city.
4, 200 tepchcrs, an average attendance
of le0 0oV pupils daily, and \ total at
tendance Of 3Oo.0O0 The salaries OF
teachers. janitors and employees now
aggregate over s.. 0o0, 900. and the ex-
pcnditlres for the schools yearly cx-
coed. considerably, 81, 600, 600. Another
10 years will add, by the natural growth
of the city, half million to its popula-
ton, and not less than 25 per cent to
the number Of school buildings, to the
attendance. the teachers and the ex-
nenditurcS
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
THE GUINEA PIG.

\ Creature That, From One Point -
VIsw, OtaaAs Absolutely Alone.
The secretary Of the Sclbornc Society
Of England. IN association OF lovers OF
wild nature. has lately written an 40
count Of the guinea pig. This creature.
the writer says. stands absolutely alone.
from one point Of view. Do what you
viii, Il il impossible to make . friend
OF him.
Titmice, robins. squirrels. Wild ducks.
cuckoos, even rats and mice. have been
found amenable TO kindness. Even Ro-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

ON1 ENJOYS
Both the method and results vben
Syrup Of Figs u taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys
Liver and Bowels, cleanses The ~.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Fics i tho
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, IL
many excellent qualities commend Il
70 all and have made It the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles BY all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist Who
may not have it ON hand win pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try l. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SXRUP co!
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
l0WsyIklE. xK. kEw roak. ~
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
Dot and Her Kitten.

Little Dot ~ Mamma, my kitty Is
thirsty.
Mamma-Why do you think 80?
Little Dot-'Cause she went to my
toy kitchen an began workin' at ze
pump handle wiz her paw.
Mamma (smiling)-You are very con-
siderate with your kitty, my pet.
Little Dot-Kitty is too sweet for any
sing. don't wonder she il always lick
ing hcrsef.-Good News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
An Cnfortunate Siualle.

Ethel-And because he isn't senti-
mental or aesthetic, you have broken of
the engagement? Tell me about it.
Maud-Wcll. one day. just to try him.
told him didn't think he cared very
much about me.
Ethel-Well?
Naud-And he said then that he loved
me Is he did his dinner.-Boston Her
aid.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
PUT turpentinc in the drinking wate'
10 prevent gapes.

seems worth living When you hardly feel
able to attend to your daily work. When you
feel you would give half you own for alittle
more strength, just give Dr.. John Bulls
Sarsaparillaa trial and see what . lift It will
give you. You will bless the day you tried
Or. John Bull . SarsaporillA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

Johnsing ito the village grocer)-
Won't glib Brer Yallerby any credit:
Why, dat man is sound rs a drum.
Grocer Blackstone-Mebbe, mcbbc.
But ef yo' prick dat drum dhere's mo-
wind than money dat comes out
Judge.
le Did the Buslnasa
Well-dressed Stranger Madam. In
the upper left-hand pocket Of . vest that
you gave to . miserable tramp few
months ago. there was . cigar belong
ing to your husband have
Lady of the House-Why, IS this the
same man? What . great change.
Strangsr-Yes. = rich uncle died sud-
denly and left me all his wealth. As
was about to say. have TO thank your
husband
Lady of the Housc-Why, what for7
Stranyer-For the cigar. Igave il TO
my uncle.-Clothier and Furnishes.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

FREsnxRseand purity are impaired % tho
Crmplexion b. Glenn's Sulphur s3oap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 500
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

PRrNA kacio evidence domonetetes that
women arc moro expert oolorislA than men.
-Boet0p CSuricr. 1t
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

10 LAxpsNAy it wouh seem that . cut
ter should b ., home In . chopplag soA-
Boston Courier.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

Yov can't ten how sa,nSs win euA-~bst
begins = littlo lark may become Q great
biz bak-Elmir1 Gazette
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

Bs not deceived BY the grease O the slide
Ct folly; there are slivess usder tn. Y.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

M Opisss in Piso's Cure for Co1sumntion
Cures wherss other remedies fail 81.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

ssThereTl b the devil TO pay for this. :
cried the irate hote keeper As the col
iege boys smashed one Of his mirrors Z
swell. give rs your bill" returned
the finely sarcastic roystererx. -Mun-
seys Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25

AFTER DARK OR. THE ELI0HT OF
TINE.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-07-25
A Safe
Remedy.

G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr Woodbury., Nj
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
HANDSOME TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS.

As the holidays draw near the children grow I'm
natent to see all the pretty Christmas things In the
shops Toys Of course, are the great attraction LOT
the little ones. 1t would be hard TO find beuer
Ioce N which to take the children to unique and
feauful TOYS than to Enrich Brothers large establish
ment at Twenty third st and sxthave. The mechani-
cal toys exhibited by this house are some OF the hhest
ever seen in this country. Most OF them are OF french
manufacture and the different antics these toys CUT up
are wonderful TO behold.
The fine display of beautiful French dolls clad In
silks and ssltlns will delight the little girls. There
are dolls for the rich and for the poor and the mother
who has but 25 cents to spend on her little girls
Christmas present can buy at Ehnch's dol 'ha' VIII
proye lasting Joy to her child. Some OF these COILS
are the most obliging young people imaginable. They
arc shown to the customer as colored babies; Inc I'M!
saleswoman then apparently turns them INSIDE OUT
and they come out Of the scrimmasc white lhlahts.
There are also any number OF pretty yea sets une
familiar wild and woolly" animals s,siy 81
deco-ations etc. Altogether the holiday dlsPiay ao
Enrich Brothers fully equals any In the city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
co1rmrr, STUDENTS SIGN 4 PETITION.

The students Of Columbia College are mu'n ~
cerned over the fate Of fifteen of Their nuHOe'
are threatened with suspension for their hmm
Ct the college rules concerning creating di''u''"s' ~,
in the college buildings. In rush IN the LIZ" 80
Building last week between "a and 01 coHs''e'D.'
furniture was injured, and President 10" se>"~
the names Of fifteen of the students who were p'.
inent in the disturbance, they have been in,"S -.
show cause why they should not be suspenoeu'
class of "a sent petition 10 President Low !c'n
day. stating that each man in the class was As sanI
as those who had been reported and ASKING that fr'
dent Low excuse the offence, at least tea' es'.
man I'm the class alike. The regular meeting o. w
faculty will come on Friday but there VII ~
college on that day, owing - the rhankssvins "
special meeting OF the faculty VIII be calea sr A.
consider petitions.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
STOLE FROM GUESTS IN THE HOTEL ST MARC

TIets Of jewery from the of guests Hotel
St. Mare Thirtynintlst. near Fifthave., caused j.
yutng the proprietor 10 ask Inspector Dynes TO asss,
In catching the thief few days Detective Ser.
gcants Armstrong and Clark went to the hotel and watched
until their suspicious fell upon Leroy Turner
colored hall boy who lived at No. $40 Seventh ave
on Thursday evening some jewery stolen from the
OF Mr.. and Mrs Wheelock OF Chicago On tho fol-
lowing day the detectives Turner several "a wn
shops and learned that in one of them he pawned
lace pin containing twentycight small diamond, and
twertyeight pearls. They ones,ed him, and IN his
possession they found pawn ticket representing ewery
worth about $1,000, which h. had stolen from rooms a.,
tho hotel The ewey will be- recovered and returned TO
the owners.
Turner remanded at the Jenorson Market Police
Court yesterday 30 far as the police know he had no
history criminal before he began steal article,
from rooms in the hotel November 1. Most Of his
theis were committed while the gussts mere Ut daaes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
TROUBLES OF BUSINESS MEL.

Samuel z. Brdsal and John f. jones' composing
the firm Of Birdsall Jones. ship chambers and gro
GERS at No. o03 Westst.. made assignment yester-
day to Andrew J. Newbery, giving preferences for
1878, the largest being 10 the First National Bank
Of Jersey City, $500; Ncw-York National Exchange
Bank, $4,000. They were formerly in the same line
Of business at Boston. and began here in 1851 For
the last four years they have had poor rating at
Bradstreet's. They formerly claimed to have about
$4,000 in vessel property. Besides the general
signmcnt Of the firm, the parties each made an In
dividual assignment.
Deputy Sheriff Tracy yesterday took charge of the
place Of business Of Ralph W. Crocer Co., packers
of sea food at No II Waterst, ON confessed judg-
ment Of So 61, to Kate NJ. Croker and Margaret E.
IIirsch, for money lent on March and April last.
The firm is composed Of Ralph w. Croker and Aaron
Hirsch. They began business last March and claimed
to have about $4,000 invested In the business.
Deputy sheriff Heimberger has replevined the stock
Of Hoffman Brothers. dealers In shoes, Mt No. 1876
stantonst.. claims Of three creditors aggregatng
81 900. They began business February l.
Judgment for Sl1 s01 was yesterday entered against
william ~ Conner In favor Of Chapman ii. Hynos,
notes made In 1893.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
lrnr IN HIS JURISDICTION.

United States Commissioner Shields yesterday as
charged Thomas Suite who had been hed upon !"
charge of having set fire to the ship Fannie Tucker III
Babia Bay The ship was burned on August 20
last. and the sailors sent to this port by the
United States Consul. When they arrived here captain
Hanna OF the Board Of Underwriters got suttle' one
of the Sailors IL make alleged confession that nc
had set the ship OH fire by order OF Captain John
A. Frost who commanded the vessel Oruers OF
arrest were issued for Suite and Frost captain >. W.
Palmer the owner OF the vessel, Immediately tele-
cIaphed to Captain Frost TO come here as there was
am order for his arrest out and the captain camc'
For some reason he was never arrested, although hc
attended the hearings before Commissioner sheids sew
cIal days.
The insurance on the vessel and cargo was about
500 OOO and the underwriters would have avoided
paying this money could they have convicted the
captain of sc ting fire to the ship. Sutc's counsel
declared that the alleged confession had been wr1ing
out OF Suite by unfair methods. The case was not
tried on lis merits however, Commissioner Shields
decided that as the alleged act was not committed ON
the HIGH seas the Federal courts had jurisdiction
and Suite was discharged.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-22
4 FIREMAN RUYovER BY STREET cAR.

John WEIGH, driver Of q Fourth-ave car, ar
ragned before Justice Ryan at the Essex Market Police
Court yesterday morning on charge Of reckless drv
ing lie ran over and seriously injured James Fagin
q fireman attached TO the Insurance Patrol in Great
Joncsst The accident occurred at Thrd-st. and the
Bowery on Friday afternoon. Fagin had been talking
with officer Frederick Smith, Of the Ffthst. police,
and started to cross the Bowery Third-ave car
passed. Fagin got out Of It's way by running on to
the tracks OF the Fourthave. line Just then car
that road came along and Knocked Fagin down. The
wheels passed over him. He was picked up I'M
conscious.
Officer Smith witnessed the accident and summoned
an ambulance, and the injured man was conveyed TO
the New York Hospital. His right shoulder and arm
was so badly crushed that IL was deemed 10
amputate It, Fagn Is married man and lives with
his wife and six children at No. 426 Fourtlave.
Welch was hold by Justice Ryan in 81, 900 bail
TO await the result OF Fagin's injuries.