New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-04-20
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.

ass NJ neep,e We Get from Italy through the Barge
ONCE he has only TO 20 down there wn the steerase
passengers arc landing from an italian vessel lheS
are not an encouraging lot America, indeed sec' W
have become garbage heap for the overpopulated ana
BANKRUPT countries Of Europe How they set here Is
q wonder. II their Governments do not send them, 70
get IA OF bad rubbish, equally nerestSa ss
DO why said man at NE a - ing 9 Sage not n
that projection in this country which they nave ID
their owi We orer them no Inducements to ,eav9
ss eo Snd Yet ne 'sa sxamnsd
he records venture IRE t. ssg sa IN
in larger numbers than ever before TINS country IT, s1o
our laws seem to suit US very sm @e n a minister sees
q chance to make capital for himself
rre &c one absolutely sure way to wipe out Gutten-
burr said man who believes In and loves leglumao
racing for itself "Pettons are good In decent com
munity. but every one knows what Hudson County To-
The ring officials IN that county can not DC a,.t
on that ground. 1t has often been tr1ed ana lusV a.
often a has been found that their skins are uncAel
than that of the Oldest and toughest pH necessar
But out warrant every . Sas bonse
against the officials for keeping 6S4 }Sat yon viii
arrive on the track every day Just as soon as 1e
bookmakers arrive Don't let up on them h nins
he Guttenburg track doesn't prove losing invest
mcnt.'
How many readers Of The Tribune know that China
men take to beer ducks tabe TO water7 Ihefc arc
few Cinnamon in this country VINO nave ho1 t'sVeu
beer and who do not show extreme fondness FOR H.
II s perhaps the one American institution with when
they arc in thorough sympetfy. They SEEM 100, 10
he able to drink endless quantities OF II, and they
prove very profitable customers TO neshborlng erog
shops The average cinnamon Tou 391eFind9Igr in
Whiskey. but he nevcr fails to show an eagerness 1r
associate With MongolIans and It is for this reason
that ths writer gives cut this information in the hope
Of surprising some one i Is daG 66t bnev te wfet
Is told you.
Under literary topics recently was discussed the
subject Of association in writing The paragraph be-
gam II the writer's memory does not fail him. some
thing like this: "Where does one write bestI' In
connection with this subject II may not be anlsS 10
mention the case Of q minister in New-forH Cl'y'
lie was for many years newspaper wrlter' lHat
is, he earned the money to prepare hlmsan for Ino
ministry by newspaper work. lie says That II would
be utterly impossible for him to write sermon, or
even to sketch one, in newspaper Office But ne
also saws that he cannot write news paraga Io ~
in his study he finds 1t advisable, when he wishes 70
write a news. story to drift back to MS old
bEsy writers. So after all training ard association
OF ideas count for great deal more than some
people are willing 10 admit
Here IS the case Of artist who will never read
ANYTHING in which he is deeply interested except
in his studio. lie declares that he misses all the
good points Of the article because he does not seem
10 be considering them carefully and justly except
when surrounded by everything that to him mems
work and study. lie learned to work in garrett IN
Paris. He learned to think there, and when Nc
wishes to think TO work now he feels tlat ne must
be in his studio.
A lecturer not so we'll known he hopes to be
always uses q typewriter in answering letters ask
ing HIM to lecture. He writes an atrocious hand
but not so blind as to prohibit the possibility OF
decpherng 1T. His explanation of his custom, how
ever, is extremely practical. al was once invited
10 lecture" he said " at a place where mad always
been extremely anxious to speak. The iettor Of
invitation was very complimentary, and l answered
that il would give nc great delight 80 speak at sich
and such place such and such subject
I received note rcgrettlng that previous ell.
gagements would prevent my speaking on suGh ann
always had my replies type-writtcn and have never
found reason to regret my reformation
"Yon never know said man who likes good
dinners chow fine your credit is until you are forced
to make o test case. In my hurry at dressing tho
other night, / forgot TO take my money with me.
| had n small party at dinner with me, and when |
came to pay for the dinner I found that hadn't
a cent with me. For moment was teTor-strclen,
but pulled myself together and went to the cashier
to explain my predlcament. Fortunately he knew
me- although / had never spoken word 70 MN
IN my life, and the affair passed off pleasantly.
had tho satisfaction of leaving that dining room with
out letting my friends know that | was absolutely
dead broke SO far the time and place were cor
cerned. The only man who suspected me was the
waiter but atcrward, thankful 10 get ont Of pre-.
dicament easily, made that all right"
The following story is told simply as a warning to
people who meet strangers and express their opinions
frankly. one man, who had passes to theatc.
Invited another to attend the Performance Between
tho acts the invited man introduced to a digniGc1-
looking stranger Ut isn't necessary to the story u tell
where). The invited man had bis coat closely but
s,,,I nd Union f1a
quaintance asked him II he not warm he an
swered It's warm enough outdoors, but you see Ive
RAISING pause after this remark and when the stranger
had gone the host said soomiiy Hans it, man why
of the -, and he gave me the Seats
Speaking Of theatrical managers, Of them, who
Is very successful in his enterprises but who is very
nervous and absentminded, and also near-sighted
was leaving his theatre night after first pro
duction" when he stumbled into stranger. - oh,
beg your pardon" he said. /" beg your pardon. Mr.
y" said the stranger. You see" explained the
manager, Il was thinking about some. one. was
thinking that B a good hit. Have you eyeI
seen him I" The stranger looked at him. Yes" he
said dryy,, think he's the best man in the piece
Contracts were TO be renewed, b demanded an
n OF hd a Win Hf got aug 6s @
hint you gave me that night you ran into me In
glad you told mo that yon liked my actng.' The an
| swer ought not to be printed
This is the season for walking The people who
will not 90 near Coney Island when il is in fail blast
and the people who viii moi visit the parks when they
are thronged get out bright aad carly nowadays ant
| take jaunt IN the open air. They dent mind fences
and ploughed fields. It's an everyday cross-countFy
walk that they take, and when they get back they
boast Of the miles they have gone and the bitches ei
have lcaped. Walking is an art, bat t Is al arr tha
is within the reach Of every one little training
| little active practice and little misunderstanding il
That Is all to-day, D"U IO-lOFfOW yen fcSl DeLle
| for 10.
| One man rushed up 10 another in a hotel corridor
the other day and said frantcaly say, is there
| anything In that rlmOr about ---?' Great Caesar
man :" answered the other what do know about 1t
How should know anything about it?' why an
| swered the seeker for Information. you news
| paper man, aren't you! J remember needing yor
| three years ago And you don't know anything abou
1T The runner has been floating around for az
| hourl" Here's task fer you. one man TO know
| everything In the world fast as IL happens!
| II some business who declares that ne hasn'
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