Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-03-16
ALL SORTS.

She (tragically) -Take back the heart that thou
| gavest. He-Never mind the heart-Just forb
| over that diamond ring.
After a man has finished putting up his stove
pipe, the family parrot has to be kept out Of the
/ room when the minister calls.
| For Group and whooping cough, mothers try
/ Johnson's Anodyne Liniment used internally.
He-I have three thousand year. You could
certainly live that? she-Yes. but should
hate to you starvc.
| CURE For PMPLEs.-Ny face for the last few
| years was covered with pmples so bad, that used
to be ashamed to go anywhere. 1 took two bottles
of Sulphur Bitters and the pimples disappeared.
| use them every sprng-C r. Do~' FdH Rir'T
Dignity is a good thing; but if you're in the rear
of big crowd and wish to the procession don't
stand on it. Get on barrel.
have been a great sufferer from catarrh for over
ten years had il very bad, could hardly breathe.
Some nights l conld not sleep and had TO walk the
floor. 1 purchased Ey's Cream Balm and am
using il freely, it is working surely. 1 have
advised several friends to it with happy results
in every case. 1t is the medicine above all others
for catarrh, and it is worth its weight in gold /
thank God have found remedy can with
safety and that does all that is claimed for il. IL is
The unruly hair generally creates spanking
breeze.
Do You CoUGH?-Dont delay. Take Kemp's
Balsam, the best cough cure. IL will cure your
coughs and colds. 1t will cure influenza and bron.
chiis and all diseases pertaining 10 the lungs be-
cause II = Sap pure h;c l. o ~ 70 e on gh h s
cellent effect after taking the first dose. Large
bottles soc. and 81.
A good motto for the poachng sealers would
be: "Come early and avoid the Rush"
PMEsl PILES ITCHING subscriptions :
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. If allowed to continue
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals liberation, aud Ia most
mail, tor so cts. DR.. Swayne Son, Philadelphia.
Every heart knoweth its own bitterness. It is
doubtful if the same is true of every beer.
Deans Rheumatic Pill are a sure cure for all
forms of chronic and inhammatory rheumatism and
neuralgia. Entirely vegetable, always safe.
The man who can keep secret may have a
high opinion of his ability, but no woman likes
him.
Boms-BLooD DISORDER had been troubled
with boils which came out on my ears, neck, and
in fact all over my body. tried everything and
could get no relief until advised by my neigh
Dor, t. n. Arnold, to try DIR. David Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy, made at ROndout, n. Y After
using it less than three months, can say am full
ly cured.-Saml Grady, No. 20 Caledonia ave-,
Rochester, ny
Squiggs-I never sec you and Miss Maryann out
together any more. Have you quarrelled? Bliggs
No, not exactly, We're married
Chamberlain Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head. Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples |
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing. |
Hundreds of cases have been cured by /
it after all other treatment had failed. /
IT. is put mp in % and 80 cent boxes. !