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The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
HOW MISTAKEN.

When he told her the other night in
a gush of burning enthusiasm that she
should breathe only the perfumed signs
of orange groves, and hear only the
echoes Of sweet music from gentle
lutes, and sleep only in the rosy mists
of sweet fringed cloud land, he had no
idea that a pallet was awaiting her on
the back shed as soon as she could tell
him good night and eat a plate of baked
beans and raw OniOns.-WiIsOn Mirror.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
JOKED ON HIS
Barnum's Puzzling Conundrum to His
Legal Adviser.

Barnum's Puzzling Conundrum to His
Legal Adviser.
Not long before his death, the story
runs, Barnum summoned his lawyer to
the side of the couch where he was
lying.
q am very much worried, ,. he said,
"about a certain matter, and want to
consult you. My neighbor keeps pea
cocks. Suppose some of them should
fly over into my yard-which they
are doing all the time-and lay come
eggs here. Would those eggs belong
to me, or could my neighbor compel
me to give them up?'
The lawyer, having duly scratched
his head, answered:
"WeIl Mr.. Barnum, l must take
time to look into this matter. But the
best thing for you to do would be for
you to keep the eggs and let your
neighbor sue for the possession. In
that way your rights would be deter
mined, and we should have a very
valuable test case"
"Well," said Barnum, "while you
are looking into the matter will you
find out how it would be if the eggs
were laid by peahens?"
The lawyer swore softly to himself,
but never made any investigation.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
HE CAUGHT 1T.
And the Lady in Front of Him Wished
He Had Missed His Mark.

AIN LLC Lazy al 1 AOAG u 4A44AA w 944CN
He Had Missed His Mark.
A gentleman who attended church
at Camp Ellis last Sunday evening
came near breakgin up the meeting
and spelling a love of a bonnet at one
fell swoop. He sat serenely in his pew
and found the services very enjoyable
until the mosquitoes began to inter
fere. Soon he became assured that he
had been singled out by a particularly
persistent and vigorous insect. AS he
bowed his head in the attitude of prayer
the little piping poison bottle perched
on his neck, and a Ems of proper de-
cOrum was all that restrained a blow,
The insect was gently ~dislodged with
the left hand, but Immediately took
refuge on the right "a of the sorely
tempted w~Orshiper.
Up went the right hand and the bug
took his departure to reappear on the
other ear. 1t was nc use, the restraint
of a lifetime was thrown off and with
a mighty thrust out went the right
hand and snatched at the little offender
when, to the CONSERVATION of two peo-
pie and the irrepressible amusement
of a score of less devout worshipers,
the gentleman found in his hand the
feathers of a lady's hat and the lady
felt her hat violently wrenched from
her bowed REHABILITATION Journal.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
COUNTY SECRETARIES.

County Secretaries are requested to
send their reports and dues for third
quarter to this Office as soon as possible.
Also send names of delegate and alter
nate elected to the State Alliance. Re
member your returns must be in before
the State meeting in August, next, or
your delegate will not allowed to take
part in the proceedings.
Yours fraternally,
w. S. BARNES,
Sec'y N. @. f. S. A.
Raleigh, N. c., July 8, 1891.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
SICK ROOM FRIENDS.

Young Hugo Eitel, whose reported
sufferings from hydrophabia have
made thousands of sympathetic PEG
pie miserable during the past two or
three days, appears to be getting well.
His malady seems to have been a con
tinUous attack of meddlesome friends
WHO found nothing better to do than
to talk with the boy about the sup
posed bite Of a dog. He is not the first
person who has been talked into show
ing SYMPTOMS of q disease about
which too much was said. You
can catch it by thinking a
good deal about it" is a common
expression in countries where yellow
fever or cholera is prevalent. Among
the first duteis of the family of a person
afflicted in any way should be the ex-
clusion Of all "inquiring friends" who
want to talk to the patient about his
condition; if kind words won't Danish
these nuisances, kicks are justifiable.
There is a great deal Of the vulture
and ghoul in some grades of human
OatlPn
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
MUSHROOM OMELETTE.

Boil fresh mushrooms in a little milk,
season with pepper, salt and lemon
juice, Jhicken with a little cornstarch.
Make a plain Omelette. When ready
to turn, drop some of the mushrooms
in the centre, fold over, turn and dish;
pour mushrooms around the Omelette,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

A few days ago while sitting Tn Fl der Bros drug store at Tingley, Iowa MT. T, L. Dyer we'll known citizen, came in and asked for something for a severe cold which he had. MT. Elder took down g bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and said: "Here is something I can recommend. IL commands a large sale and gives gen. uine satisfaction. It is an excellent preparation and cheap" MT. Dyer purchased bottle and the next day when we saw him he said he was much better, and the day following appeared to be entirely restored. This is Q specimen of the effectiveness of this preparation.-[Des Moines Mail and Times.
 H. PETo, druggist, sells the above mentioned remedy.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
A CoMMoN SENSE xsMEDY

A COMMON SENSE kEMEDY.
 In the matte: of curatives what you want is something that
 will do its work while you con. ,inue to do yours-a remedy that will give you no inconvenience nor inter- fere with your business. Such rem edy is ALLcocK's POROUS PLAsTERs These plasters are not an experiment, they have been in use for over thirty years, and their value has been attest ed by the highest medical authorities, as well as by voluntary testimonials from those who have used them.
 ALLCoCK'R POROUS PLARTERs are purely vegetable and absolutely harm less. They require no change of diet and are not affected by wet or cold. Their action does not interfere with labor or business; you can toll and yet be cured while hard at work. They are 50 pure that the youngest, the oldest, the most delicate person of either sex can use them with great benefit.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
PUBLIC WARNING,

The public is hereby warned not .o purchase any goods or stock out of the store of Nardini X Co, or Nardini, situated in the Turquois Mining Camp from any one but c. B. Tarbell, the lawful assignee of said firm, as all of that property and stock belongs to the assigned estate, and have de- manced that said assignee take i'm mediate possession thereof. Belng an owner of half interest in said Tur- quois store and property as we'll as in the Tombstone business, notify all persons that will hold both Nardini and wife and any pretending purchas- Or and said assignee responsible for the loss, sale or removal of any goods or property from said Turquois busi- ness.
 Tombstone, Arizona, March 3Oth A. D. 1891. A. ZAPEDA,
 lot Of Nardini & Co.,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
A Safe Vuyestmcmt.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring you satisfactory results, or in case of Jailure a return of purchase price. On this safe plan you can buy from our advertised Druggist bottle of Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consump. tion. It is guaranteed to bring relief in every case, when used for any affec- tion of Throat, Lungs or Chest, such as Consumption Inflammation of Lungs, Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough, Group, etc., etc. It is pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, and can always be depended upon.
 Trial bottle free at Yonge's
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Hard times prices for tue CHOICEST FOOD
 At the Maison Dore.

Mrs. Gallen's new spring millinery IS unusually stylish and pretty. She imports her goods all trimmed from q large house in the east and no two being alike you will have the satsfac- tion of knowing. if you buy of her, tl.at you are wearing the very latest style and no person can ge; hat or bonnet like yours. Mrs. Gallen also has fine line ui fancy goods and new dress trimmings Call and ace her new stock before sending away for sosds 32m
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS.

An old well-tried remedy.-Mr' Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions ol mothers for their children while teeth ing, with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays pll pain, cures wind collie, and is the best remedy for Diarrhea. It is pleasant to the taste. Sold by Druggists in every part of the world. Twenty-Five cents bottle. Its value is incalcu- liable. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Win slow'A Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Ges.u llilllO's ISu m d.

On the heels of the denial of Sec retary of War, Proctor that the Apaches under Geronimo are station ed at Fort Wingate New Mexico. comes the more startling information from Washington that they are to be enlisted in the army. The dispatch as sent out reads as follows:
 WASHINGTON, April 1-Geronimo' o's band of Apaches, still under Govern ment surveillance at Vernon Barracks Ala, will be enlisted in the army. They will be formed into a company of in fantry. and treated as other soldiers of the army. It is likely their enlist ment will terminate the condition of captivity, AS the War Department takes the ground that the service is in no sense form of imprisonment and that the ocupation of soldier is an honorable one. It is hoped that this exten,ion of 8 virtual prlvilage to the Indian prisoners. will complete the good effects already observable among them. It is reported that the association and influence of the white troops has "tamed" the Mount Ver- non captives. and that they are in to become recruits under the plan recently arranged by the Sec retary of War for the red men of the plains.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Tombstone is to have first class hotel. It will be two stores high and furnished in modern style. The fin ishing touches are being made to the financial part of the enterprise which is sufficient to say at present. The PRosPEcToR will give full particulars as soon as the proper time comes, probably next week. It is probable that work will begin before the month of April has expired.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Advertised Letters.

The following is list of letters re- maining in the general delivery at the Tombstone postotiice for the week ending April 4, 1891: Batty, WI Burns, Miss E F Hobeon, Jim Moore CJ McGee Wm Simpson, Geo E White, J H
 Parties calling for any of the ahove letters, will please say advertised and give date.
 w. A. HAYWOOD, P. M.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The WEEKLY EPITAPH will not be delivered by carrier hereafter. but all persons desiring copies can purchase them at Yaples' news stand. This act ion is made necessary by the heavy mail which requires all the attention of the office in order to get it off in season. The EPITAPH will be sold at ten cents per copy.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Jose ph V. Dory, of Warsaw, H., was

Joseph V. Dory, of Warsaw, H., was troubled with rheumatism and tried 8 dozen different remedies, bu: says none of them seemed to do him any good but finally he got held of one that speedily cured him. He was much pleased with it and felt sure that other, similarly afflicted would be glad to know what the remedy was that cured him. He states for the beneht of the public thst it is called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It is for sale here at 50 cents per bottle Ey our druggist H. J. PATo.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Take Notice.
TOMBSTONE, February IS, 1888

TOMBSTONE, February IS, 1889.
 Notice is hereby given that Job M. Seamans, of the firm of Seamans < Son, has sold all of his right, title and interest to Palmer L. Seamans, who will collect all accounts due the late firm and will pay all liabilities of said firm and who is the sole proprietor.
 3-14-lw JOB NJ. SEAMANs.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

M. c. Crowley, ex-city auditor, as principal, and w. A. Harwood and A. J, Ritter as sureties, have been sued by James Reilly, ex-city attorney, for fees unpaid, amounting to about $50. The fees are claimed to have been earn ed by the plaintiff during the year in which he was city attorney.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

WANTED.-A chance Tn a life time for men with capital and active men without capital to secure very pleas ant and profitable business. No drones or curiosity seekers need apply. Ad dress with 2 cent stamp. Consolidated Adjustable Shoe Company, Salem Mass.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Rucklen's Arntca Salye.

TIE BEST SALvE in the world foi Cuts, Bruises. Sores. Ulcers, Sal. Rheum, Fever Sores, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup- tons, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refund ed. Price 20 cents per box. For sale by J. YonRe.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The Can Can Sunday dinner will be fully up to the standard tomorrow. As summer approaches one should bear in mind that the Can Can is the coolest and most attractive place in the city. Everything the palate craves will be served as usual.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Episcopal Cburrh.

Rev. L. D. Mansfield rector. Servi- ces II q. m. and 2 p. m. Sunday school 10 a. m.
 Sunday school as usual. No service. You are cordially invited to attend.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Presbytrrian Church.

Rev. c. R. Nugent, pastor. Services every Sunday at II Q. m. and : 80 p. m. Sunday School at g :45.
 Morning subject: "Twelve Questions about Heaven Answered from the Bible," Evening service as usual.
 You are cordially invited to all these services.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

A fine opportunity for good hotel man to run the Miners Restaurant at Bisbee. It is on the main corner and has hot water in the kitchen and washroom.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Just arrived from the east, the fol. lowing articles: Cape Cod Cranberries, Apples, Full Creami Cheese, Mince Meat, Zante Currants, Sour Krout, New Orlears Molasses, Boston Black
 Molassses, at HoEFLER's, O24-
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The sale of horses at Fort Huachuca yesterday was well attended and bid
 ding was spirited. There were but t horses put up as advertised. Many persons attended with the idea that the advertisement read 9th cavalry horses" instead of "6 cavalry horses" l"
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

A Mexican woman who has been arrested more than once for making g disturbance was taken in again last night for carrying . pistol.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The stage between Bowie Station and Thomas was held up by lone Mexican on Wednesday last. Result not stated.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Call and examine the splendid as sortment of Straw Hats for Ladies Gentlemen, Boys and Children, which are offered at eastern prices at the store of PAUL B. WARNEKRos
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The Stockman is authority for the statement that ths Santa Fe Go. have raised rates on cattle from ten to twenty per cent.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
M. E. Church

Rev. F. w. Downs, pastor. Services every Sunday at Il a. m. and ' 80 p. m. Sunday School at 12 m.
 Tomorrow the subject for the morn. ing service will be "Does the Bible teach the doctrine of entire sanctifi- cation?"
 Evening subject: "Luck and Pluck" {"
 All are cordially invited to attend.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

MINERS AND PRosPECTORs.-Wanted' to know the location of some good dry placer diggings, where newly in- vented dry washer can be applied; cor espondence solicited. GEO. M. Reed, 8 Myrtle St.. Waltham Mass. 223m
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Everything cooked to order at the Maison Dore, at California prices. !
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Crown Mills Flour, Fresh Buck wheat and Graham Flour and Meals just received at Hoeher's.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Choice Eastern Dried Apples and Dried Raspberries at Wolcott's. 7-19-tf
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

c. E. Braly, the pioneer dairy man will deliver milk anywhere in the city Ut reasonable rates during the winter
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
KOHLER'S

Just received 26 Baby Buggies from the cheapest to the finest. Sold at St. Louis prices. See them and be at Geo. K. Kohler's. *
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

0. N. Thomas and family have gone to Mammoth to remaln for a few months.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Two arrests of "Horse Kcttlers" were made today. The hearing will come off on Monday.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Far Sall,.

A pair of Becker < Sons assayer's scales. Cost $9O; will be sold for $55. A rare bargain. Apply at the furni- ture store of EUCHER CRIES,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Ed. Gill has been appointed Adju. tant General of the territory in place of Buckey ONeil, resigned.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

The city council will meet to'night to receive the final reports of the ex- city Auditor and Tax Collector.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

J. s. Taylor has returned from Phe nix. While there he was re-appointed as Notary Public.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Frank Hare who has been in Kan sas for ten days past on cattle business will be home tomorrow.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Catholic Church.

Tomorrow on account of the feast of the first communion, the mass will be held at s o'clock T. m. in the Cath ollie church,
 Evening service at the ufual time.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Inspector Melee, of the postoffice department is visiting Tombstone.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Patterson, the beef buyer, is gather
 ing steers around Phenix.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

LosT.-A pair of gold-mounted eye glasses. Please return to this office. ti
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

A horse thief escaped from the Will COX jail on last Sunday night.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Armand Toquet is on deck again at the Maison Dore. '
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Hats sold below cost at Butcher Gres' furniture store. l.2O.1 I'm
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Go to the Maison Dore for
 GOOD FOOD, we'll cooked.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE Rough on Rats" clears out rats, mice flies, reaches. bed bugs. ROUGH ON WORMS. Safe, Sure Cure. 25c.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
Reliable Men

WANTED a. travelling salesm, for a first, class Cigar Company. Must have good references,
 F. o. B. CIGAR co,
 Salem NC.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Fare to Bisbee wa Engle's stage line reduced to $2.5O. n14vf
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

Fresh R,ncn Butter trou the ranch ot J a White ssWeleetVs Cash Store. s.7u
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

MT. and Mrs. Frank l.. Moore re- turned today from Denver.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
BREVlTiES.

FOR KENr-The Miners restaurant at Bisbee, A, T. 2-6-tf
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
10000 Volunteers Wanted,

To buy the finest and cheap est line of Furniture, Carpets, Mating, Linoleums, Oilcloths Wallpaper, Crockery, Glass ware Picture Frames, Mould ings, Mattresses, Pillows, Window Shades
 lee Cream Freezers,
 RefrigeratOrs.
 Baby Buggies Bird Cages and Sewing Ma chimes. Bed Rock Prices
 GEO. E. ROLLER;
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05
LOCAL NOTES.

George Walker is running cigar store in Los Angeles.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-05

LosT-A small black necktie with a pin attached, valuable only for keep sake, return to this office. If
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-03-15
The Hannenincs off HvattsviIle.

The Happenings of HyattsviIle.
The free delivery of mails in town has proved
quite success.
The entertainment given for the benefit of the
public school fund proved decided success.
1t is a matter of regret that steps are not taken
by the citizens looking to the erection of pub
lie hall. Experience has demonstrated that such
hall would prove paying investment as well
as a social feature in our town.
The Rev. Edward Wall has been i'll for the
past month, and for this reason services have
been suspended in the Episcopal Church. Mr..
Wall is getting better, and, it is hoped, will be
able to conduct services this morning
Now that spring is approaching and people
are on the lookout for summer residences,
Hyattsyille is getting much attention from
house-hunters Ground for several houses has
been brokeP the past week. Mr.. Walker, the
contractor, predicts that ere summer is over I'M
provements will have taken place here which
have not been equaled in past years.
CHIP
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-03-15
At the Etching Exhibition.

The Veerhoff galleries have been thronged the
past week by the admirers of etchings. A
large and fine selection of the latest examples
by the great modern etehers are now hung in
the centre gallery, and embrace such names as
e. Gilbert Hester, Dake, Macbetch, DE Les
Rios, Chainaugh, Eldred, Mercier, Moran,
Camille, Fonce, Teysonnier, and others The
new etching, "a Street in Capri" is alone
worth a visit.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-03-15

Derwood Park-$3OO per lot, $40 cash, $5 per
month No interest. William f. Thomas,
Twelfth and G.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-01
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from prac-
tice, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the formula
of simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of Con
sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma
and all throat and lung affections, also
positive and radical cure for Nervous
Debility and all Nervous Complaints,
after having tested its wonderful cura-
tive powers In thousands of cases, has
felt it his duty TO make it known to his
suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and desire to relieve human
suffering, l will send free of charge,
to all who desire it, this recipe, In
German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using.
Sent by mai by addressing with stamp,
naming this paper W. A. Noyes, $40
Powers Block, Rochester, N. Y.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-01
A Race Fuea.

Carson Appeal: A bitter feeling ex-
isis between the Chinese and Pintes in
Esmeralda and Mono counties. In the
month OF March. 1886, a Chlnaman
LETT Rhodes Marsh for Belleville, and
when about two miles from the latter
place he Was shot and killed by a
Pute. This reused the ire OF the
Chinese who swore vengeance.
The fourth of July of the same year
four Piutes were euticed into Chinese
wash house in Belleville and literally
dosed with whisky. When they be-
came drunk two Cinnamon threw coal
OIL over the walls of the house and set
ii on fire.
Que Indian escaped but the other
three We're burnt to death
The two Cinnamon barely got out of
Belleville alive.
short time afterwards another
Piute was found dead in Candelaria.
The recent killing OF All Quong I'll
and Poker Tom at Bridgeport adds
two more victims to the list.
The case stands now, two dead
Cinnamon to five dead Piutes.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-01
Board of Pardons.

The Beard will meet on July 18th.
The followed applications have been
filed: 7. F. Keith, Zip Sow, james
McGarty, William Finnigan, William
Pierce, J. f. Pritchard, Thos. Burns,
B. j. Cosgrove and George Lewis, all
tor murder in the second degree ;
Charles H. Leman and F. McIntrye,
murder in the fist degree; Fred Bault
and Lung Chung, assault to kill; August
Ritz, passing counterfeit money; ]. F..
Espenozie, grand larceny; Vaughan
Stephanoza, manslaughter; Luiga Gas
sigraidi, receiving stolen goods; Annie
Peterson, arson; Carmen Pima, rob-
berry; S. G. Deposition, rape; Michele
Georgis, robbery; A. j. Karbon, en-
bezzement; Ormus B. Nay, robbery !;
w A. Caleb, house breaking Carson
News.