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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21

Trains marked thus .. daily.
EQUIPM ENT NORTH AND EAST.
Train No. 4i4 Kansas City express runs solid 70
Kansas City. has chair car service
Train No. 4e6 comes direct from Galveston and IS
through Chicago train, leaving Wichita at 10 2p N
and arrives In Ceicaeo the next day at Gl5 p m.
Train No iCs hae free reclining chair car to Kan
City Pullman TO Kansas City, also to Topeka
Atchison and 81. Joseph.
EQUIPMENT SOUTH AND WEST
Train No 407, has Pullman and chair cars
Train No 400 has through Pullman car 70 Fl.
oIth and Galveston.
Train No. AIS has reclining chair car from Kansas
City and stops at Wichita.
City Union Ticket once Cor Main and 1st street and
Union Passenger Station corner Douglas ana 5th
avenues W. D. MURDOCH, d. p. A.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
Helm Needed.

Help Needed.
~Let me put on your tennis sash,
do not think it right
For men to wear those things" she said,
It is not manly quite"
He took it of and then she said,
'-Oh, my! greatly fear
Icant put CHS around alone,
You'll have to help me, dear"
-Ciothier and FQrnisher,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
A. FATHERS soIIIequy.

TheT saF TIE baby looks Like IA
A Circumstances dreaded.
En-; the o1Iy Likeness can Sc
u Tat we're eso<A na1d h>sdsd-
Neg Yak Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
"where Rolls the oregon"
hotter RSe and BYE.

Three hours the quickest to St Loui.
Missouri Pacific railway ia Il
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
wichita Produce Market.

wichita Produce Market.
WICHITA June 20.
FLOUR-Highest patent 81 O.. second patent e. 80.
extra fancy - p fancy y O..
BUTTERFLIES creamery Is second creamery
lac finest dairy lOc, fine dairy Sc. common dairy
C.
FGGS-l2iec per doz
PoULTRT-Roosters 81 SEGA 90 hens So 25a2 50
spring chickens 81 5lR200
-POTATOES-New potatoes-sl % per bushel old
75C3 n CO.
COAL-Anthracite Sll CO. Canon City IS Co Weir
City - so Fruntenac a ". Pitts6urg u So Illinois
s. o. McAllister s. CO.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
Rock Island Route to tn. Pacific Co.'s.

New morning express. Kansas City &c
Chicago The Santa Fe route 4Stt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
ArcH1sox. TOPEKA SANTA rERr..
NORTH AND EAST.

! NVHI II n n II j ST.
No. 4ll+ Kansas City express
No. 4U6' Chicago yestibuled
express. .............-
/ No. l08s Missouri River ex-
No. 457 Englewood express
SOUTH AND WEST.
No. 407s Oklahoma City and
Oklahoma express. 49,.
No. 407- Caldwell and Pan
handle eXpresf...........
No. &03' Ft. Worth, Calves
ton and Texas express. e..
No. 4l2f Wichita Express,
No. 457 Englewood aeon. -.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
A Hard Worker.

Dudeleigh-Aw, Nicely, old feIlah, you
look tiahd.
Nicely-Jove, old chappie, but should
fawncy I might. Been working all the
mawning.
Dudeleigh-Working' Why, how, old
fellah?
Nicely-Pve been labowing undah an i'm
pwession.-Boston Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
w1CHIrAkwEsrERN e
New Dining Car Service.

Union Ticket once Cor Main and ist street Union
Passenger Station corner Douglas AMI 5th avenues
w. D. MURDOCH. d. P A
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21

Kansas City Produce
KANSAS CITY. June 81.
The Daily Indicator reports:
FLoCR-XX g. xxx sc, family 81 o. choice
81 ~ fancy a So9l6.
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Employment agencies.
Undsr this head % per line per daT.
Observation-Disclosures

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UnGer this head &c Dor Line Der day.
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ARTICLES
Kansas CITY Produce

BUTTER-Easler. Extra creamery BSl5c
extra firsts l5gl6c, hrsts l4sI5c extra dairy LAG
l5c, extra 1rsts Bette nrsts ESylSc.
EGGS-lASIJ c.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-06-21
MISCELLANEOUS
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DArG1Tys ~ EEAL EgTATc- EfvERarDE
ID p4Ek ffoos = Cs=t1ss sssl hA-f e. y - os,.ss
$50 q .-sSsfsg - 2e ezss = IA - ises 80
ftes-- a.. 80 ~ fat!rse.s - fsss frsst kszF
fe1ss. ka1a4 fssJl EscssT 49, 1870 Ess.f1 49,
sEesl.a1 a. pr ~, 49, ffs1L @s~ Days
H. sfgssa 4As~F-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
A Parallel Care.

The Indifference OF the English to
the sufferings OF the Irish has been
the subject OF remark among intelli-
gent people. The only similar case
we know OF Is that OF gentleman
who took rather broad view OF
things in general. and who had the
misfortune to lose his wife. Seeing
him u few days afterwards without
my badge OF mourning. friend re-
monstrated, and limited that when so
close II relationship was broken. the
courtesies OF life required some recog-
milton Of 1t in the style Of dress.
Quite true" replied tho afflicted
man. but don't you see Maria was no
relation OF mine. l only married her,
and why should put on black"
England regards Ireland pretty
much in the same light. They are
connected, but not related. and except
in squandering her resources Ireland
receives but little consideration at
the hands Of her lord and master.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Naad Of Ecnnnmx.

One of the hardest lessons In life
for young people to learn is to prac-
tice economy. II is a harder duty for
young man TO accumulate and save
hi, first 81. 900 than his next $40, 600.
A man can be economical without be-
ing mean. and it is one OF his most
solemn duties to lay up sufficient in
his days OF strength and prosperity to
provide for himself and those who arc
or may be dependent upon him In days
OF sickness OF misfortune. EAtrava-
gance is one OF the greatest evils OF
tho prcscnt age. II is undermining
and ovcrturning the loftiest and best
principles that should be retained and
held sacred in society. 1t is annually
sending thousands OF young men and
young women to ruin and misfortune.
Cultivate. then. sober and industri-
Gus habits; acquire the art OF putting
little aside every day and for your
future necessities; avoid all unneccs-
sary and foolish expenditures, Spcnd
your tinio only in such q manner MS
shall bring you prof, and enjoyment,
and your money for such things us you
actually need for your comfort md
happiness, and you will prosper in
your lives. your business, and will win
and retain the respect and honor of all
worthy and substantial people. -
Southern Farmer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07


his earliest days TO social courtesies
in what are called our best families.
The one probably never saw festive
dance 10 MI his life; tho other con-
spicuous for his attendance at the
society balls and festive developments
OF tho season. The one walked
through the streets with heavy pack
upon his back; the other kimberly
lolled along Broadway, conscious OF
his position and proud OF his wealth.
or else trundled down town In heavy
family coach drawn by the most re-
spectacle span OF horses In the
province. Oh. yes. there Is great
change. vast distinction. and very
natural was the thought suggested by
the appearance OF the latter-day Astor.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Es Translatsi the Dream.

Here is q parable Of rats clipped
from Scotch paper: A laborer ~
the Dundee Harbor lately told his wife
on awakening In the morning curl
Gus dream which he had during the
night. He dreamed that he saw oom-
ing toward him in single file four rats.
The first one was very fat and was
followed by two lean ones, the rear
rat being blind. The dreamer was
greatly troubled. as there Is a super
s.ition among the ignorant that to
dream OF rats forebodes calamity. He
applied to his wife concerning this.
bu. she could not interpret the Ill.
omened dream. His son, sharp lad,
WHO hcd heard his fathers story.
volunteered to be the interpreter.
1.-THE fat rat" he said. lis the man
who keeps the public house that ye
gang to sac often; and the two lean
ones are me and my mother. and the
blind one is yourself. father"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Paper Horsslhoes.

The need OF a more or less elastic
horseshoe has led to many trials and
experiments, which. not resulting In
anything satisfactory, has kept the
farrier's art In the same old rut Of
olden days. A new horseshoe has
been made In Germany, and 1t Is con-
structed OF parchment paper or
paper prepared by u saturation OF oil.
turpentine, etc. and impenetrable to
dampness or moisture. Thin layers
OF such paper are glued together I'M
Til the desired thickness necessary for
the horseshoe is attained by an ag-
glutinant, which is Indifferent TO the
action OF moisture, and which will
not get brittle when dry Especially
casein gum, chrome gelatine. copper
chromate, ammonia. or a mixture OF
Venetian turpentine). The leaves OF
such prepared paper can first be cut
to tho desired form, and holes for
mailing on the shoe be stamped
through. and the leaves glued to.
gether. one on top OF another Then
the shoe has to undergo a very strong
pressure, perhaps by a hydraulic
press, is dried. and lastly rasped and
planed. Tho holes can be bored in by
boring machines similar to those used
for brushes, instead OF being stamped
out The fastening OF these shoes can
be done by mailing through the holes
bored or STAN ped. as above described.
or by gluing with bitumen, caoutchouc.
or n mixture OF gum ammonia, emul-
sion. one part; gutta percha, two
parts. The fact OF its getting rough
makes the paper horseshoe great adj
vantage in preventing the slipping OF
the horse on smooth and slippery
places. Tho Ago OF Steel.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
soNoMA.s SEVEN MOONS.
Legend Explainias How the Fertile VALLEY Ds.
rived Its Name.

A@6eno Explaining now inc Fortiie valley Dss
rived It, Nsns.
There have been many explanations
offered In times past rs to why the
name OF Sonoma was given to this
valley by the native tribe OF Indians
who. upon the advent OF the white man
over one hundred years ago, peopled
this section OF the country by thou
sands. or course we all know that
Sonoma valley IN aborigine means
VALLEY OF the Moon" says the Sonoma
Tribune, but just why that name was
bestowed upon 1t Is another question,
and one. too. which we believe has
never been satisfactorily answered.
Recently, in talking to an aged Indian
who had resided on the old Nick Car
rigan ranch for many years, and who
was an old man when Gem
eral Vallejo settled In Sonoma
fifty years ago and must
now DO something over one hundred
years OF age. he stated the reason the
valley was called Sonoma was because
1t had 'heep muchee moon" Grams
lated into good English, many moons).
Further inquiry developed the fact
that between the town OF Sonoma aud
the Bella Vista vineyards, q distance
OF four or five miles, the moon when
1t is full can be seen by the traveller to
rise seven times in succession over the
mountains In the east owing to their
peculiar formation. This phenomenon
has been Witnessed by many old resi-
dents in the early evening at the rising
OF the full moon. This. no doubt has
been observed by the Indians. and
hence the name valley Of the Moon"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Bear Shooting In Tibet.

AS drew near / saw n
large bear standing in the river feed
ing on the carcass OF yak, says w.
w. Rockhill in the Century. Taking
a gun from ono OF my mon I fred ut
it, breaking its shoulder. When my
men saw what had shot at they
turned and beat n hasty retreat,
shouting to me to run, that the ''wild
man" might not dovour me. Another
shot, better aimed, put an end to the
bear but not to the fright Of my Mon
gols, who oven then would not APP
proach. Our failure to skin my prize
nearly broke my Ticntsin servants
heart, for by 1t he lost his chance TO
secure the gall, a much valued medi-
cine In China, and worth eight or ten
ounces Of silver in any drug shop.
Mongols and Tibetans attack u boar
only when they are strong. we'll
armed party. My having killed one
Of these dreaded monsters alonc
seemed feat Of great daring, and tho
story was told to cvery Tibetan we
met afterward as proof positive Of my
dauntless courage.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
ExAOoE RATION.
II Is Fault That most People Show In General
Conversation.


Conversation.
Ono of the common vices In ordi-
nary conversation. as we'll as in written
speech, Is the habit OF making reck-
lessly exaggerated statement OF facts
or circumstances. Its long utilization
with coarse and cheap humor has given
1t currency among us beyond all do
serts-if any merit it really has. There
is so much TO be said against it-as a
stale device OF provincial buffoonery
or coarse waggery while there is so
little to recommend 1t, except perhaps
as wand in the hand OF a genius like
Kaleidoscope Is inclined to wonder
that 1t has not long ago banish utter
ly, at the least from all well-bred in
tercourse.
Firstly, to practice IL, without spool
fic design or as a vehicle for humor,
usually betrays frivolous disposition,
an irregular Imagination or a slovenly
inattention to important details.
Next, it indicates an almost reckless
disregard OF moral accuracy and a
carelessnessCo of the effect OF language
upon another! which, to say the least,
are by no means respectful to ones
auditor. Again, although 1t may not
even suggest the notion of willful
perversion OF actual fact or any intent
harmfully to deceive another, yet 1t
insensibly begets. when accustomed to
hear this sort OF talk, habit OF hear
ers OF paying but little attention to
such speakers statements. 1t dis
sociates all seriousness from what he
may say. and finally they regard him
as a common laughter. whose speech
does not deserve ordinary notice.
Moreover it produces bewildering
effect upon the general listener which
is quite incompatible either with a
serious interest in, or care to re-
member, what is thus said; and in the
end Is like to cheat the speaker Of
more than half his due, because OF
his common discredit as narrator, or
reporter.
~ 10 NV
able in an earnest advocate or real
humorist, whose reputation for good
sonse is unclouded, who seeks to pro-
duce an immediate effect and is not
supposed to be limited by an obliga-
tion to speak with impartial accuracy.
Nevertheless its habitual use tends. in
most cases. to destroy the capability
for judicial impartiality, where such u
faculty exists precisely as a contrary
habit OF conscientious accuracy OF
statement usually runs with fairness
OF judgment. When Rufus Choate.
who habituslly revelled in hyperbole.
was asked to accept judicial Office.
he declined emphatically, saying
truthflly: at would destroy my
powers OF exaggeration. Home
Journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07

Persian kitten was bought and when
introduced TO the parrot was at onoe
addressed as kitty" word he had
hardly heard since the departure OF
the other. The correctness OF parrots
imitation, the result. no doubt. Of their
careful practice. is remarkable. A
lady OF the Dutch court. visiting the
palace In the wood at the Hague. soon
after the death OF the late Queen Of
Holland. was startled by hearing the
queens voice exactly reproduced. 1t
was a white cockatoo that had been q
great pet Of hers, which was In COR
ner OF the room.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
The Editors Pi,.

1t is not a violation OF the by laws
and constitution TO say that the pump
kin pie that Mrs. John Robinson
fetched to us was whale. A big, sweet
pumpkin pie on Christmas Day 10 like
meeting an old PennsylvaniaR away
out in California after you haven't
seen q man In two years that knows
there 10 such. u place. A fat puDpixis
pie 10 holiday treat any day. and .
good one 10 deserving Of all the credits
that can DO given H. And the women
who pumpkin pies make grow whsre
none grew before IRE benefsctors 70
she race. -Brockwny vilIs (PA) Rec
ord. tFf
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Thank the Children.

They run on our errands, upstairs for
our books or slippers, our thimbles,
our new magazines; downstairs to tell
the servants this thing or that; over
the way to carry our messages; to the
post Office with our letters and par
cells.
They leave their play or their work
a dozen times in a morning, to do
something to oblige us who are grown
up, bigger, stronger, and apt to be less
absorbingly occupied than they.
No game of politics, or business in
later life, will ever be so important to
tho man as ball and top to the little
lad; and no future enjoyment of the
little girl will ever be greater in de-
grco and in kind than her present in
tercst in her dolls and her playhouse:
yet Johnnie and Jennie fly at our
bidding; arrcsting themselves in mid
career OF the play which is their pres
ent work. and alas! half the time We
quite overlook our own obligation to
10 grateful.
We do not say II thank your And
because we do not say it, we make it
difficult for our children to be as po-
lite, rs simply courteous, as otherwise
they would be by nature, and the imi-
tation which is second nature to all
children. The Household.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Have You 4 siOtl,erI

Havo you q. mother? il so, honor
and love hcr. II she Is aged. do all
in your power 10 cliccr her declining
years. Her hair may lave bleuched,
her eyes may Lave di:nh.ci, hcr brow
may con.aln deep and LLsigh:ly FAR
rows. hci cheeks msy be sunken; but
you shon!a a-9ei forge. It's Eo'y love
and tender c.ic she ss., Led :or you.
In years COMO by fhs has kissed
away from ;oLr ckcsk tho troubled
tears; she has sootase ahd ret:ed you
when Nil else appeared against you;
she has w,.tc.led o:e: and nrrsed
you with Il tender care
known only 70 mother; she
has sympnthized with you la advcr-
sity; she has tcen proud of your Sue
cess. Yoa MAJ b- dsspiacd by all
around you, hut thu: loving mother
stands cs IN apologist foc all your
shortcomings.
With all that dis!ntercstcd affec-
ton, would 1t not be ungratciul in you.
II In her declining years you failed
to reciprocate her love and honor her
rs your best friend? We have no re-
spect for n man or woman who neg
lects an aged mother. II you have n
mother, love her, and do all In your
power to make her happy. Banner Of
Light
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Teach Boys to Cook.

The new education demands a
chance for girls to become familiar
with the use of tools as well as handy
with the rolling pin. 1t ought also to
insist that boy shall be able to rec
ognizo hour-sifter when no scos one.
When he becomes u man, and his
wife, II he Is so fortunate as to have one.
is sick. and there occurs ono of the
not infrequcnt interims between the
departure Of ono hired girl and the ar
rival of another, IL such help is kept
in tho family, he ought not to be the
helpless individual that no usually is
when he attempts TO prepare u sup
per or breakfast. There arc many
circumstances, other than sickness,
which may place such work upon the
future head OF the family, both in the
economy Of home life and in tho mat
ter OF pleasure. He may be camping
out in his vacation, and so nccd some
knowledge OF the culinary err. Onco
United STATES Senator was camping
in the Maine woods. and being fond Of
boiled rico attempted to prepare
some. He placed in the kettle rs
great n bulk OF the dry rice as Le
thought lie should recd, not dreaming
that this article has a tendency TO
swell. Soon every dish in camp was
running over with boiled rice.
Boys who have TO work their way
through school and college arc often
compelled, of necessity, to board
themselves. The valUo of some pre-
viz ~,
food thcn becomes apparent. The
underdone potatoes. burnt steak,
and sour, fallen bread that
such students have often cs-
saycd to eat would surely make big
mountain OF indigestion. Such a state
OF things 10 tile moro to be dcplorod
because active brain work requires
that the body DO rourished BY good
and properly cooked food. 1t is fool
ish to think that q knowledge of the
way to prepare food for the ta5lo is
unmanly. II so, IL is also un;nau:y to
eat 1t. One OF on. inost noted public
men is said to DC ar EXPERT cook,
and to prepare every dish with his
own hanGs, or at least u:idcr his own
supervision. when lie gives = dinner
to his friends. I; is often urgod now
adays that wo "send the whole boy
to school'-tha: NO glso h!is a train
ing in most o: the things TIA: pertain
to his everyday !tfc; 30 thai. for in-
stance, nc can go forth into life atlc
to saw oil an inch beard without
eithor hurting himself o. brcskin;, the
saw. Among his other practical at
tainments the ability 10 do plain cook
ing will bc found TO be se:viccable
accomplishment Am. Agriculturist.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
Heart Longing.

Oh, come to mo once more! for all in all
To me thou art
The flower, the summer fountain, to recall
Joy to my heart.
Give me one hour beside thee Us Of yore,
And when tits flown,
With strength renewed will 1 so forth
once more
To be alone.
Century.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07

AwisccnsIn man who went 10 Kan
sas and fell 10 love with girl. rsceiv-
cd the following note and fell outs
''Dear Sir--If you call on Mary again
I will put bullot iato you on sight
Your Obcdisnt servant x"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-07
An Exesptional ca,s.

Young Noodle: '.Dldn't you say,
professor, that physiology was the
science that treats OF the functions OF
the bodyP" Professor, Eyes. sir"
Y. NJ: Then under tho head OF
what ology would study Of the mind
Gomez" r.: II am afraid. Noodle.
that in your case It would como under
the head OF my theology"