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NOTABLE PEOPLE.

MIR. Zachary Taylor Carpenter diol Mt hi.
residence, 1000 i street, last night. Mr. Car.
Penter war an old and woll.known resident OF
this city. lie was born in Norwich, Conn. In
1880 was graduated from Yale College and the
Columbian Law School of this city. lie was q
prominent member OF the Bar. In hir prac-
tice lie made speciality OF pOstofllce cases.
The deceased was prominent Mason and
member of several athletic clubs. His wife
survives him, The intement will be az Nor
wich. Conn.
General Charles Adams johnson, aged bI
Years, q descendant Of John quincy Adams,
committed suicide NJ New Haven Conn Mar.
ilst, by shooting himself through the heart.
EX.Goyernor McEnary OF Louisiana, who
died iu New Orleans on Saturday, WAS a natlys
virginia and WAS born iu c33.
'lcople bore me beyond endurance. BAH ]
detcs' folks, said Lord Vennys0n recently no
friend.
Mr Bromley, manager ION Edwin Booth, ln.
LoDhcn- lhht the tfagcdilu Will not nppelr ON
deeply anccted SIR Booth, ani doubtless hlt
much 10 do with bis change OF plans. lie
really needs o. rest, though, os he hH- paysl
for five consecutive seasons,
The young and accomplished daughter OF
Millionaire seth y. Keys, who ram away from
her home, No. l35 Penn street, Brooklyn, three
months ur0, has been found,
Tho movement for tho erection Of mouu-
meut 10 Admiral soumcs Of the Confederate
being helped on hy Mobile organization OF
Veterans II is Intended to raise SlO,OJ or
Si2Cu0
While ex-senator Palmer OF Michigan, now
a. the head OF the Worlds Fair Commission,
was American Minister 10 spain, he adopted q
little hoy horn In that country aud named
after CASTELAR,. The youngster now wears q
gorgeous spanleh costume and attracts much
attention iil Florida where his new father and
mother aro spending few weeks.
Father Ilnatius is not meeting with much
eHcOuIEpcmont I'm Washington, but he says he
viii rot leave the town until he has saved "a lot
oi fOnir. lie prospects FOR long engagement
thcie Tor hin ere gOOd,-NelU f0H liOyW
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EDITORIAL PERSONALS.

'EX Representatiye Kerr will be a candidate
for the Clorkship OF the House when Congress
shall meet lie deserves greater honor and
cmOument; hut we do not doubt he will make
y strong push for the Clorkship. FHiiddeiptia
ReeCfd.
The political storm centre OF 1891 VIII he In
ONO, where successor to James y. Campbell,
dominated and his Republican competitor will
be cX-CongresemGn Mckinley the father OF the
new tarli, Both candidates are Presidential
possibilities, iHHddfiphid TibaeS
Prince Victor now signs himself Napoleon"
the cable gravely informs ~. But what boots
the new spring style OF his au'ographY How
ever he may write his Eamc IN Italy, he cannot
even mekc his mark In France baltimore
imtr3cdR,
II ~ becomes necessary TO chastse the ltal.
ians, we hope that the authorities at Washing
ton Will give the old Confederate officers and
prlygtes chance TO meet the enemy. CHariss-
toH AtUS dNd fourier.
Now that Secretary Noble has been charlc-
lctizcd by a fellow Cabinet member ~ q '-
Missouri dude he viii find ~ hsrdcr than ever
70 remove Filley from the country st. Lo"i'
HpNbhc.
fhe paper By Lord Wol-elcy, great uimrsr
Of General sherman, on the distinguished
American soldier viii he looked for with inter
cst.- CmcJHnQN tOmmticiQi- GQsste.
. me late Mr.. Window left hl. family resi-
delce % his wife, but hls executor, Ira not
able 20 tnd 10, and 10 begins 20 dlWJ upDl
them that he didn't have any. llis widow win
nave 10 take the viii for the Decd B1'Jo
Hfy0id.
Sir Frederick Pollock, discussing the new
copyright bill, observes that the C0ngras. Ot
me United states has In this act atigiuel a
pitch of bad English, awkward and obscure
construction and general clumsne-s wholly
without precedent B0.t0H HefOiH
General +. Burd is bringing honor 10 fh9
American eagle by appearing at spanish court
RECEPTIONS in the gludy uniform Oi % captain
ui Pennsylvania militia. GCncru Gubb ls
greatly admired by the Queen and all the other
ladies, and his boots reach above Dis knees
Nr Harrison made no mistake gs 10 Grubb.-
tCHltti-JOUYHUi
The movement among Democrats 10 keep R.
q. Mills out of the Sptakcrship, even If sIs
cofsiul. Win not deprive the Texan OF the op
rortuniiy OF ininring biz party. u ha fails to
rcach The SpoaktTship be viii be pat 600 the
head Of the Ways aud Means Committee, aud
in that post he would have the chance in 1902,
which he would not neglect, of dealing blow
Otho party Ike that Of 1851 So Ions as Mills
zen aiAe iD Congress he viii be q powerful aud
yalutd any ol the Republicans ST Louis
Giotc DfUCCiut
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.

NOti0Adl- Robert Alexander, Jersey City;
James A. Marsh, Cleveland; Thomas y. Hicks,
Philadelphia; j. Turk, New York; n. Schultz,
Brunswick, Ca; Mrs. q, =. Plunkett, Plttsbmg;
j. W. Ham mond and wife, Woburn, Mass; X.
ii. Hill, Charlotte, n. &.
MttOpOllta,-J. schr, North Carolina; H..
$. Parks. Philadelphia; W. II. Wilson, Ithaca,
N Y; W. Kran. Lonisa, Va; I. b. Burbridge,
Fort Worth, Tex; Il. l.. CTaeoford, Baltimore;
q. w. Winbray, 81. Louis.
81. James-wlliam e. Todd and wife, New
Orleans; Edward Pease and wife, Huntington,
Mass; $. ID. Gillespie, Augusta, Ga; Mrs Dr.
\. Day, Danvllle, n. y; w. II. Cooley, Phla-
delphia; q. Dunbar Roy, NJ. D., Atlanta, Ga;
Jamestown, N. Y.
WtRa,dS-Howard Fairbrother, New York;
p. ID. Barr, Pittsburg; W. +. Day and wife,
MorristowD, n. j.. H. G. Elliott, Brooklyn, N.
y; W. NJ, i, Freeman and Mrs. ii. q. Free
man, Philadelphia; g. Il. Fee, Cincinnati; j, A,
Boston.
RigDs-Chester HolcOmbe, W. II. Ransom,
John j. Boyd and j. Huber, New York; a. s,
Adams and wife, Lowell, Mass; j. w. Adams,
Chattanooga, Tenn; Charles A. Sinclair and
wife, Portsmouth, n. ii.
UO5nley's-C Cadwalader Biddlo and John j.
G: Rodgers, Philadelphia; w. Austin and E. W.
Wahl, New York.
Ailia0tOa-Dr, James W. Robbins, Rev. j.
W. Ellsworth, Nanyatuck, Conn; Edward =,
Gay, Atlanta, Ga; Raphall j. Moses, jr, $. II,
Rosenberg, New York; Il. Queen and wife,
Pittsburg; Charles NJ Swift, Detroit, Mich;
Harry n. Kirby, Urbana, Ohio, George ID.
Collins, san Francisco j. w. Montgomery
Milwaukee.
EJLitt-R. A. Gradwell and wife, st. Louis
j, A. Leonard, Youngstown, ohio; j. Frank
Hill, Cncinnati; William Homes and wife
Boston; II. A. Fcnnery, Madison, Wis; John
y. Fish, Chicago j. j. Sutcliffe, Omaha, Nob,
r. &. Christopher, Philadelphia.
Hotel JOhHSOR--E. j.. Armstrong and wife
Baltimore, Md; W, b. Gaid, Boston; j.. a
Grayberg, James r. Palmer and Il, X. Markley
New York.
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orR HEMISPHERE COLLEAGUES.
An Amerlcan babylon.

An American Babylon.
A Mexican paper published in the Prov
ince of Chiapas, says
An English commission, authorized by
the Governor General, is now i'm Palenque,
furnished with all the necessary instru-
monts needful for the exploration of
those marvellous ruins in that Depart
ment. # would appear that the hour Of
the resurrection had come for the Ameri-
can Babylon. The English pick-axe Is
about to uncover the tombs Of the Palen-
uuian pharaohs, and there is no doubt
they conceal within their mysterious
runs many archaeological treasures and
many precious articles of ancient indus
try. II would be well If commission
from the Governor should accompany
these explorers, for when we speak of the
English our memory goes back to Belize
Bclizel
French Enterprises.
The Government of Honduras has made
concession to a syndicate Of French
Capitalists for the construction of mar
row. gauge railway, nnety-three miles
long, from the Pacific Ocean TO the City of
Tegucigalpa. The proposed road will pass
through the plains Of Cholutcca, following
the course of the Rio Grande, thus avoid
ing Typographical difficulties in reaching
the higher plateaus of Tegucigalpa and
those of the interior.
The road, although by no means a di-
rect route from the coast, will be Of great
importance and utility, as it will touch
number of the most important mining
districts and fertile agricultural lands.
The importance of this road, as regards to
the mining industry cannot be easily
over. estimated, as it not only provides
easier and cheaper freightage, but also
opens up new timber districts, which up
to tins time are untouched, being too far
from the mining districts to haul the tim
Der by OK teams.
Government Mining in Honduras.
The Government of Honduras has es-
tablished a mining bureau under the
direction of DIR. Il. Fritzgartner of Teguci-
galpa, which will furnish reliable in
formation gratuitously to all persons who
are interested in that subject
The Constitutional, n leading journal
published at the lsthmus of Panama, has
proclaimed the candidacy of DR.. Rafael
Nunez, the present President, as 'the
eminent statesman and chief of the party
of the Regeneration, for the Office of
Chief Magistrate of the Republic of Co
lombia for the next constitutional period
of six years, from 1892 to 1898.
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DICHMoND AND DANvILLE RAILROAD
In COMPANY.
SCHEDULE IN EFrEor MARcn 30, lSOl.


All trains leave and arrive at Pennsylvania
passenger station, Washington, d. @.
$50 n. m,-Daiy for Culpeper, Gharlottes-
vile, Iynchburg, Rocky Mount, Danville,
lumbia, Aiken, Augusta, Atlanta, Birmng-
ham, Montgomery New Orleans, Texas aud
California. Pullman Sleeper New York to At
lanta and Pullman Sleeper Atlanta to New Or
leans Pullman Sleeper Danville via ColCm-
hia and Augusta TO Macon; connects at Lynch
burg with Norfolk and Western railroad for
Roanoke, Bristol, Knoxville, Chattanooga and
the Southwest.
1910 p. m.-Daily, Washington and South
western Nestibuled Limited, between Wash
ington and Atlanta, composed entirely OF Pull
man cars, on which an extra rate OF fare Ia
charged; arrives Atlanta a, m. second day.
Coneult time table for stops,
$50 q. m. and 2:2G p. M Daily, except sun
day. FOR Manassas, strasburg and interme-
dinte stations.
I;85 p m,-Daily, runs to Lynchburg; carry
ing Pullman Sleeper 10 Memphis via Lynch
burg and Bristol
llCO p Southern Express daily for
Lynchblrg, Danyile, Raleigh, Asheville, Char
lotto, Columbia, Augusta, Aiken, Atlanta,
Montgomery, New Orleans Texas and Cali
fornia Pullman Nestlbue Car Washington to
New Orleans via Atlanta and Montgomery.
Pullman sleeper New York and Washington to
Ashcyillc aud Hot Springs, N. g., Via Salisbury
Also Washington to Augusta via Charlotte and
Columbia.
Trains on Washington and Ohio division
leave Washington $500 u. m. daily, G:25 p. m.
daily and i;i5 p. IN. daily, except Sunday; re-
turning arrive Washington $50 .. M and 5:i5
p. m, daily and 700 u. m, daily, except sunday.
Through trains from the South Via Charlotte,
Danyille and Lynchburg arrive In Washington
G:53 a. NJ, lO:20 u, m and 500 p. m; via East
Icnneascc, Bristol and Lynchburg at 305 p.
m. and sos p. m. Strashurg local at 1917 a, m.
iCkets, sleeping car reservations aud intor-
nation furnished and baggage checked at Of
flee, 1909 Pennsylvania avenue, and at passen-
ger station, Pennsy ylvania Railroad, Sixth and
B streets.
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In THE SWIM.

The tablcau yiyants tonight at willard
Hall. given for a charitable object by NUM-
her OF the most prominent ladies iu society
will attract ono Of the Gnc,t audiences OF the
season, Society viii be there en- mosse.
Senator ana Mrs Iliscock, after q dclightil
trip TO Cuba, are here for few days before bee
turning home.
The host OF friends of that popular officer
and gentleman, Admiral Crosby, viii regret -
learn that he hos been o victim OF grippe for
some doys.
Miss Cammack ono OF eprcttlostol The dc.
hutantcs this season. has been visiting in
Alexandria, where her beauty and charming
manners have been greatly admired.
-
The President listened TO Levy playing
Way Down Upon tho swanoc River last
night and seemed to enjoy 10 tar moro than
listening TO tho "toc OF woe OF the cvcrast.
ing and dcathlc.s ohlcc.scckcr.
-
The next musical treat will he the piano ro.
cltal Of scharwcnka, the eminent composcrand
pianist. at the Academy Of Music tomorrow
friday night This win he his only appear.
ancc here.
Mrs. Rcnard, ice Kcc, will sail for France
this week to join her husband, Captain Rcnorl,
Oi the French army
=.
Miss Porter OF Baltimore, q lovely brunette,
who was ono OF the bridesmaids OF Mrs DR..
Collins, II spending this week with the BRIDES
sister, Miss Riley. Like AN the fair women
Of Baltimore, Miss Porter Is fascinating and
radiant type Of Maryland beauty.
-
The beauty of the season will b. i'm the
iobi,0Nr ciyaHis tonight, " we mistake not
-
Mr.. Frailcy, the son OF paymastcr Fran,y,
in addition TO his good looks and social talents,
play- tho violin with the sweetness and power
Of an artist another proof that accomplish
mcnts and fine business qualities can 90 hand
IN hard.
sFs
Mrs Bloomcr entertained at luncheon yes
tcrday Mrs. Pcllcw, Madame Mcndoncl, the
Countess Estorha2y. Mrs. Crosby, Mrs Pollock,
Mrs Brown, Mrs. Halliday, Mrs. Andrews, Mrs.
steele, Miss Williams and Mrs Carpenter.
The occasion was very swell ono and all the
appointments Of tho table and the decorations
in exquisite taste.
go
Mrs. George Ramsay Of Philadelphia is the
guest Of Mrs. and Miss Ramsay, III Twenty.
first street.
sFx
Miss Elsie Thompson the handsome daugh-
ter Of Ex-Governor Thompson Of South Caro-.
linz, is one Of the rcigning bellies al home in
the Palmetto State.
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rELEeRApnIc NEWS BRIErEp.

Bulgaria is buying war supplies In Germany.
Captain David Nalrn, veteran sea captain,
died In Brooklyn.
DR.. Koch Is much depressed over the non.
success Of his lymph.
American coal Is being shipped to Germany
for tho use Of steamships.
The receipts Of cotton at Norfolk for the past
seven months foot mp 517,332 bales
Many deaths have occurred in Berlin, caused
by Influenza, which Is raging in that CITY,
The new immigration law, imposing certain
restrictions, went into operation yesterday.
st. Johns Protestant Episcopal Church. at
lOnkcrs, n. Y, was cOnsccratcd by Bishop
Potter.
Plans have been adopted for a new court.
house and jail at Newport News to cost
$4,000.
So far 1872 bodies have boon recovered from
ihc wreck Of the immigrant steamship Utopia
in Gibraltar Bay.
Hon. Jcro Simpson OF Kansas made q tour
Of Wall street yesterday and studied the New
York "gold bugs"
italian immigrants were anxious to he nat
uralizcd in New York for fear Of being drafted
into the Italian Army.
Yesterday, the 10th anniversary of his birth
day, Prince Bismarck received 5000 cOngratu-
latory dispatches including one from Emperor
William.
TheindiCations arc that the members Of the
Farmers Alliance in Virginia Will demand
more liberal legislation at the hands of the
next Legislature.
The steamship Bornqueu, ashore at Ocra-
coke il well up on the beach and full OF water
A fire ut Berkeley, suburb of Norfolk, dos-
troycd four houses.
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RED WARRIORS.
The Famous Scouts New Troupe OF In
dians and Cowboys Embark on the
Switzerland, Round for Antwerp.

The Famous Scouts New Troupe of In
dians and Cowboys Embark on the
Switzerland, Round for Antwerp.
From he Ibu0dtiphid Times, 1st
There was a novel scene at the Bllu-
moreand Ohio Railroad Depot yesterday
afternoon, when seyenty-iiye of Buffalo
Bilps Indians, fresh from the Pine Ridge
Agency, followed by score of cowboys,
brOncho riders and stage drivers, filed into
the waiting groom. The Indian schools Of
the city were on hand 10 greet the ar
rivals. Many OF the pupils had relatives
and friends among the braves from the
wild West, and there was grand rush
from all sides as soon as the first copper.
coluTed face appeared at the entrance.
The blg Indians showed their pleasure
at the meeting by RuLteral eyclamltion3
ana broad wins, Close Home, Brings
NcllOw-llOEcS, ku1W-lls-V Voice, Woo len
Face Comes Out Holy Eagle Louise, the
Osallala sguaw, Crow Lane and others Of
the ogallaIas.
BESIDES White Horse there were mum
heroi chiefs who took prominent parts
ln the recent Messiah war and were en-
listed by BuffalO Bill al Pine Ridge They
were Short Bull, chief Of The Ghost
Dancers; Kicking Bear, Short Bulls fight
ing chleti Scatter and Revenge, two chiefs
VINO, with tWentY-three Others In the
troupe were With General Miles at Fort
Sher'dmi Long Woll and No Neck, chiefs
Of the "Fr.eudlies."
There were fifteen Brules good repre-.
senlauyes Of the Warlike tribe that was
the last to accept peace, and, even since
that time has been regarded with dread.
They rcioiced in such names as Long
Wolf Black Heart, Bluliing Bear, CharS-
lng Crow, Bull-Stands- Behind, Wounde1-
Nilh.Many-Arrows, Run Along. OF
and Hard-t0-Hit, a number of the in-
dians were prisoners OF war who had
been secured from the Government.
buffalo Bill and his Wild West will re-
man in Europe for q year or moro, re-
turning TO this country to take part in the
World Fair,
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OVER THE NUTS AND WINE.


Don't build castles in the air expecting to
get so them on stailways built OF moonbcams.
Live beyond your income and you will get a
part OF somebody else's income. On-hand
stealing Is better than polite begging.
The hardest of all things is to get man to
stop and look himself sQuarely ia the face
RAMS Horn.
"lIad You rather he Il mounted policeman or
one on foot " said u little boy TO his SISTER,
"Oh, mounted policeman, because then II
found any robbers | could get away faster
courier deS EtdtS Cnts.
Mr.. Wickwlre-lt wouldn't he bal idea,
my dear, for you to change Carlos name to
spot.
Mrs. wickwlre- spot' Why, he is no coach
dog.
Mr.. wickwlre-No; hut the neighbors arc
threatening to wipe him out. iadldadp0iiS
JGNiUdi.
80 you're going to marry Miss Humphreys"
Why, both her upper and lower teeth are
with having the toothNche, the expense or
drcwing and gcttingnew sets OF teeth; seef'-
hatUctg State journal.
Irfte Customer Here, Won Old -connlrol.
you guaranteed these lamels to last u year,
and look at them after having been twice
washed.
Alerchant-S' help me, you go, 'em tree
weeks and wash EN- twice said Won year aud
Won yash,- Net0 York Sm.
'.Dolcomb's compensation is exceedingly
brilliant, is 10 rotyN
"lt ought 10 he; he II lanten.lawed. sid
HeB (OhiO) JOHfH0i.
The Critical Girl.
they met. And afterward she said
she liked him very we'll;
Aud yet 10 might he bettcr II
lie were shade more swell.
Hc took hor 10 the play one night,
Ana felt he'd met his fate;
She sGid she'd had q good time but
His hat was not on straight,
Aud after they'd been to o hail,
With % fearful eve she wrote
She'd had splendid time, but, Oh r.
That spcck upon his cOatl
"l love you, dear, % he said NO. last;
he maiden sighed, II lud
love sos, 100. but, OH, dClr me g.
our nccktio's up bchind!'
CiOthi,r 0ud Firaighsr.
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RAILROADS.
p1I1iMoRE I & oaio RAILROAD. ROAD

BAL1lMoRE q oalo RAILROAD.
Schedule In cnfcct March ~, 1891.
Leave Washington from station corner Of New
Jersey avenue and street.
FoR CHCAGo and Northwest, Vcstihulcd Linn
tied express daily ll.3N a. M, express SD
y. m.
express daily. $3.50 and i1.90 y. M
FoH firTsBuHG and Cleveland, express daily
1l20 and 80 y. m.
FoR IExNeroN and points in the shenadoah
Valley, 400 q. IN.
Fon wiNcnEsrHR and waystotions i5.sop. M
FOR LURAY, FS.j0p. IN.
For BALqinioRE, week days, d.O5, 500, G95. 12p,
$50, S.OO il-mnutes), $50, g.35, 1000, 1i.01,
l2OO, i5-mnutes), n. m, 1910, alb $50, G.1j,
45.minutcs), 325, d25. f.8O, db5, (51O, IS
minutosl, $50, G.15, G.20, 7.15, 1.3O, 900, iO9O
N.35 q. m, 1000 1900, i5.minutes), 100, 215,
$50 3.25, 400, l5j, .(5IO, l5-minutes), Gi5,
go, 1SO, 0OO, 1880, ll.a0p. m.
For ANNAPOLIS, G.3J and $40 u. m, 1910 and
425 p. m. Sundays. $40 n. m, 4.3Op p. m.
Fop FREDERicK, tll.3O a. NJ, yl.15, 1890, tt3O
For HAerpsrowv, 30 q. m, and 1870 p. m.
ROYAL BLUE LINE FOR NEW YORK AND
PHILADELPHIA.
FoR NEw HORK, Boston and the East, ft0j,
ts.OO, Cl0.O0. Dining carr, "l2.00 q. M, $3.50.
C5.1u Dining Carr, and 5000 p. m. Buffct
Iarlor cars on all day trains. Sleeping Car
on the lO.3O p. m; open at 1000 D. ~.
FoR RosroN, $3.50 p. M, with Pullman Bunet
sleeping Car running through to Boston
without change, via Poughkeepsio Bridge,
landing passengers in II. ~ NJ station at
Boston.
FoR THiLADEtpHtA, 4.0j, 400, $1,000, #120J
noon, +2.b0, 20 10, +G.t5 aud et0.30p. m.
FoR NEwARK, DEL, Wilmington and Chester,
si0j, 1870 n. M, fl2.O0 noon, $3.50 $40,
fG.l5 and 1000 p. m. Limited express
stopping at Wilmington only, 1000 q. IN.
FOR ATLANTIC CITY, d0j and 1000 n. M, 1900
noon. Sundays, I.05 q. m, 1900 noon.
For time of suburban trains sec time tables
to he had Of all ticket agents.
Except Sunday. *Daily. gSunday only.
Baggage called for aud checked from hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Company on
orders left at ticket Offices, Gl9 and 1851 Penn
sylvania avenue, and at Depot
j. y. ODELL, CHAS. o. SCULL,
Gen Manager Gen Pass Apt
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An 1MroRTANT cRoP Is threatened with
obstruction because of the war cloud
which darkens the diplomatic skies. 1t
is the goober, the common peanut of
commerce. The Tar Heel growers of the
oleaginous ground nut are trembling in
their shoes. The ingenious Italian handles
two-thirds of the crop and the Tar Heels
fear that if the fire of battle RACES the fire
noa L'fe peanut roaster will grow cold. This
Ssy, most serious objection to war with
rag of which we have yet heard. What's
glory to COOLERS or patriotism to peanuts?
Let us have peace.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

THE LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING with Italy
has played the mischief with JOHN j. In
0ALls's conclusions regarding naval affairs.
The manner in which the clustering
breezes of circumstance have buffeted his
elegant structure of words might find a
fair illustration in the spectacle of
Gricco-Roman wrestling match between
a Kansas corn-crib and the demon of the
fnnnel.shaped cloud.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

SECRETARY TRACY is sound in his opin-
ion that the Marine Band should be put
on better footing. That excellent organ
ization deserves the highest praise for the
manner in which, under the able direction
Of Professor SoUsA, il has held its own in
spite of the more or less sockless condi-
tion imposed upon it by hayseed states
nlanship,
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Iemnn Hnt nrnna.

For coughs and colds, take Lemon Hot
Drops.
For sore throat and Bronchitis, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For pneumonia and Laryngitis, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For consumption and Catarrh, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For Hemorrhage and all throat and
lung diseases, take Lemon Hot Drops.
An elegant and reliable preparation.
% cents, at druggists Prepared only by
DIR. II. Motley, Atlanta Ga.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

You never saw such beautiful suits, in
sack and frock shapes, as comprises our
spring stock. See the qualities and note
the prices. Eiseman Bros, 7th and Il.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02
LEMON ELIXIR.

IT'S Wonderful Effect on the Liver,
stomach, Bowels, Kidneys and Blood.
DR.. Mo2ley's Lemon Elixir is pleasant
lemon drink that positively cures all Bill
iousness, Constipation, Indigestion, all
Sick and Nervous Headaches, Kidney Dis
ease, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Fevers,
diseases caused by disordered liver
stomach and kidneys, the first great cause
of all fatal diseases. 90 cts. and 81 per
bottle. Sold by druggists. Prepared only
by IL. Motley, NJ. d., Atlanta, Ga.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

PERHAPS THE ITALIAN Government is not
aware that Yankee Doodle came riding
into town upon a little pony bearing the
eupLonious cognomen of Maccaroni.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

SINCE PORTER DOESN'T s0om to reach the
sPot with King HUMBERT, why not try q
little good old Bourbon?
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

"HArpY, PROUD AMERICA" has fallen
upon hard lines. What with gunboats
ard banana peels, Italy would seem to
have dOnble-Nelson lock ON us.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

NATURALLY, THE Administration has
ceased making game of hunting ducks
row that Italy is making game of the
Administration.
The Critic and record., 1891-04-02

Down IN NORTH CAROLINA the opinion
prevails that war with Italy is peanut
politics.