Telegram-herald., 1891-08-03
ALL KICKED ON NO BEER
Sad story Of Four Noted but Very
Thirsty II usicians-
PROF. xOREHEAD'S SWEET REVENGE
Disgrs nsled Over Defeat. WtnisD Hsaes
ef the Dssrsit fhf.aarAesics. 0sss
Cranky, When the scnseero Are
IN Dstreit-seqasi IA the 1Als.

= NC osx1S3 SSCatHk ANU Va fS<es
musicians, and musio lovers. we're chss-
ing merrsly together upon this and
that, cracking Jokes snd-lf il must he
told-dlscussing some Of Pabst's export
You see, the night was bot. The oon-
vsrsation turned onto the recent con-
vennon OF Michigan Auslc teachers.
held in this city.
''Say boys," said one OF the crowd,
81 can tell you one of tAs best things
that ever happened m the way Of sweet
revenge, and it happened during the
convention. To be brief, its how Prof.
MoIene2d got even with Yunck. of the
Detroit Philharmonic club. On but Il
was rich. Well the first chapter of tho
yarn begins away back in So or IS,
when Morehesd lived down at Rich
L.ond, Indiana. You all know of
course that Noreheaa is independent OF
muse for the necessary lacre 10 keep
soui and body together. lie Just woias
Ia music for the love Of IL, aud he's a
'cookoo' as you ali know. Well,
guess he began early, fof down IN
Richmond he had n chorus in training.
That WAS about the time when every
body took 80 much interest ia the
Saengerfests. Well, there Was a good
deal oil rivalry for the prizes iof chorus
work.
Chapter Number One
"Morehesd's chorus was composed
Of al elegant class OF people in Rich
mond, vino went IN for the love OF IL,
and. absorbing ms enthusiasm, under
his training they were dong very nice
work. and concluded 10 Try whack at
the ssengeriest.
Evansville. Ind. never thought any,
thing about Richmond being in IT at
all. but they were camping OF the trad
OF Cincinnati aud some OF the big
'vereins.' What did they do but import
Vim. lunck AS their trainer. Now
there's no mistsking the fact that
Yunck 10 fine musician. He Is really
n marveliousiy fine vloliaist. and is =
singer too. You know he Used 10 do
solo tenor business. Evansville thought
they had 'cInch.' They had the res
nowned Yunck, who. by the way, is
quite conscious of his own ability.
Moreheao didn't say anything, but he
is hustler and kept up steady jog
trot. The fest came Oft and 10 the
conservation of Evansville, Morenead' Q
boys walked away with the plum.
"Weli, ne we say, time drew on apsce.
Morehead came ap here and you all
know what he has done with the
Schubaris. Thev are good enough Tor
anybody. You all know about the Idea
of having exchange concerts between
Detroit and Grand Rapids and how the
Detroi;crs kicked over the traces.
The Detroit Concert
"'Well,' said Morehesd TO himself,
IF the mountain wont come
to Mahome.. Mahomet must 20 TO the
mountain, and I'm gong TO shos the
Detroit musicians what the Schubert
Club can do.
And you all know what they can do
Wnen they went 10 Detroit they could
sing out OF SIGHT The affair Was well
advertised and socially, the boys had
an elegant time. You zee their social
standing is such that they were received
IN Detroit by tne very best people, and
were gwen reception AT the Csnpau =.
Ii was, IN a SENSE, "A social triumph.
But all this time. the defeat of ss3 had
been ranking. The Detroit Philhsrmo-
mics were not in IT. The mighty PA j.
harmonics, under the leadership of the
dIsgruntlcd lunck, determined TO get
even. You see they don't shine iD
'sassiety' aad they felt sore again.
They would get even with Norehead
for dong up lHnck IN 's3. Morehead
had been very nice to them sil and saw
that they had plenty OF passes and all
that. lie rather sOelt mouse and 80
marked the passes. but IN the stlngy
house that Was accorded the schuberts.
not one OF their passes appeared. They
had i,ack-capped the thing all the way
through.
Determines on Revenge.
"The papers gave the concert its
lust due as an artistic triumph.
Morehcad saw through the whole thing
and determined that he would show
them trick with a hole IN IT. And
the SEQUEL shows that be did.
"Once more time draws on space-
The musical convention came. Ine
mighty, the great Detroit Philharmon-
ics were 20 he here. but though they
appeared, they didn't seem 20 get the
enconiums, the triumphsl arches. etc.
Nobody met them at the tram. But
that wasn't what broke their hearts. fot
their ability commanded a good house
and plenty of cheers st Their concert.
All the Detroit folks hut them were
taken right into the hearts OF the people
here. and they were mad. Down ~
the Peninsular club, after the concert,
Yunck came 10 Mr.. Norehead To kick.
No B~~ri No B~~rii No Beersii
Wy. Morehead. nobody meet us by
the tram. Soioay take us around and
we get pat by the Bseie hotel, aud
can't get beer. No heeri No beer
tell you IT'S outrageous
why. Mr.. Yunck,' repiys More
head, hiapsiy, I'm very glad 20 ses
you. ] don't understsBd--.'
bet, Mr.. Morehese, We ret no
beer, ! tells you
lie that 80, Nr. Yupck' Why. it',
to- bad. Really. Am sery glad 70 set
you. It's TOO bad, really"
"fsut he got no great sstisfsction
and ravine about being put IN . dry
hotel and no beer. they went out ksct
ing. while the resf Of them enjoyed
themselves nj the club with some fins
old cisret Of 1885. If that vasr - sSee-
and artistic fevengsi just think Of tbs
Dutchfssn aud no s,eer. lt's 100 eSod
Come lets have another round. Here
Tommy, give We so more tsOttses oi
Pas,sts export"
Tnen they al talked over Norebesd 4
revenge
Ia this connection an item, spp.srin.
IN tire Dttres Pre- Prees OF recent date
m the "Bys and Wee" column, 10 q
interest II spoke oi the ssast,s.y bOBs.