Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-21
s....va The CORPSE LIKE a MINE.
g. mad pody Turned Into a iio-
..,, BY an rntorpris'os Coroner


'Jshn n, ar rnt.rprising Coroner.
,T,a f,et OF II Is" said the coroner
~ DIeeo. rs he was paying fra
o. ri Ia b. our local morgle the
t,n" d,v oiie cold fact of II Is that
oi,'. ., s up in this section don't
!OI w, understand your business, and
70 make Il boom for all there Is In
u ..vh,t do YOU meanr asked our
,,rl, elected official.
swhy you don't seem TO savoy how
-, an there il coming to you out Of
Ot I,vsr somehow, don't handle EN-
,.a,isc,lly. so to speak. Now, W.
,hat SOFT Of thing better down our
way
.aDo. chr
AZ, For instance, there was a
,n,a,man Killed by smoking opium n
months ago down therr. OF course
IAN around and had Jury sworn In
- you could wink they come Ia
',ns,imes you know -an1 what with
.,,sponing witnesses, testimony, etc,
80 nieht / had bill against the
e,uniy Tor s0G5o'"
aNor-than the chinnman was
Goth | should say taid the metro
polilan official
apui wait. dug up the remains
ANN the county burying ground the
.me NIGHT, rushed 'cm round To the
,,hontor, and had EN- cmbalmcd ull
,.,ly for emergencies. Well, about
I'm. DAYS after that they hid ghost
dance and FREQ Fight out ut the Digger
Indian encainpincnt, and 50 ! had the
cel,,tial's plgtail cut short, a few fcath'
~. twisted IN Il and hid Him IN tho
bs.bcs out that way. Then had him
found aud reported. aud - the Jury
eopldn't agree as to the particular tribe
,,e Indian belonged to. impanelcd
another ono-doublcs tho fees, don't
you see and gave the papers rpus
n. good tom. It's a great snap 20
stand In with the roportcn, by the
way
dlIow much did that maker
,Wcl. / was about s2i0 ahead on
the speculation then, 20 | waited until
,l1t Of omlgrants passed up country,
AID the next day one OF 'cm was found
Dropped dead ON tho road Of heart dis.
ssse-caich on, don't youi Same Old
eousc with big felt hat aud rnwlilde
boot-pockols full Of macuroni. !
think tapped the taxpayers for about
slfi morc that time. Wen, ! sort.r let
up ior week after that, and then had
the pmains doubled up IN n packing
boz and found among the unclaimed
fright down ut tho railroad station.
The papen wrote Il up as 'mystcri
on. murlcr cnsc' and we had ten
days examination. l.cmmo sec;
think Il was SliG 80 the sholo thing
PANIED out before We were through
ihAi time How does that strike your
"Why, mover heard or
why, that's nothing. my doar sir,
poihing | haven't got half through
with that Chinanhn yet When left
home had just gut linn niccly'wedged
IN among the branches Of tree Ia the
wool, Iust out Of town, dressed Ia a
mli Of complete black, with an old
telescope In his coat tail pocket aud n
pair Of big grccn goggles on his moss,
iorall the world like ono OF those Oh.
syatory crnks. Grapplo with the
uea. don't your"
''Can't ,ay do
"Why that's tho a"ronant dodge,
Cont You scel Unknown scientific
party fallen cut Of a balloon. My own
design entirely, Splendid, isn't ~ Tho
rinalns arc little worn by this time
know, but what are you going TO do
Ameh an internally healthy cllmntc
4 san Dicgoi IoEpcct TO send the old
hdy AMI tho girls To Europe on that
adavcr yet, II have 20 wire Il To-
p'her to do It, No, my dear sir, your
metropolitan coroncn mean well.
know, but what you need Is a little
lo'o enterprise, ingenuity aud and
Inscrp
TN afraid va do"
"Emctly. but must hurry up TO
hash street aud gct front seats for this
ss~ iirce comedy thatsopcns Tonight.
ufeat place ~ study mn an nnntn,uy 4