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JUST LIKE HUMANS.
Ar. and Mrs. Seal Have q afisundor-
standing aud Fun Rnsuoa.

Hf. and Mrs. Seal Have q SfisundoP-
standing aud Fun Rnsuo..
There was trouble in the seal family
at the central park Zoo" the other
day. says the New York Times. Papa
seal chastised the baby seal for play
ing niischievous pranks, whereat
Mamma seal waxed exceedingly wroth
and attacked her lord and master
with such fury that he beat q hasty re-
treat and clambered up on the ce-
ment banks of the tank. There,
greatly TO his surprise and sorrow, he
found more trouble. A Surly pelican
was strutting along the edge of the
tank. and the presence OF the big wet
seal WAS to her unwe'come. She
pecked viciously at him with her
sharp beak, and with a squeal of pain
he slid back into the water.
Mamma seal. however, had not got
over her anger, and she thrashed the
luckless head OF the family with her
tail SO energetically that he again
sought the dry bank.
But the pelican was waiting for him,
and she proceeded to tap him on the
head with her knifelike peak. The
seal could not stand that and once
more he rolled back into the water.
Again and again he was driven out of
the tank by his spouse and again and
again he was driven back by the peli-
can.
This domestic comedy lasted for
fully twenty minutes and it was
watched by half hundred persons.
Finally the irato spouse took pity on
her ''worser" half and permitted him
to remain unmolcsted in the tank.
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Court.hip Am..x the Apao !, e..

The Apache brave when IS goes counting
makes no effort to mako himself agreeable
10 his intended bride. Instead, he rarely
notices or speaks to her except TO answer
some question of hers. He pays the moe
asshluous attention to her male relatives
particularly her big, lazy brothers. At
night he goes to her fathers lod sc and dis
tributes the presents about. If pony ts
if picketed close by; if it is COW horn IS
tied to the lodge, which shows his inten-
tion. The bridegroom comes sneaking
around in the morning to see the result Of
his proposal. If the articles have been
taken inside, the horse removed, ETC., he ID
all right, whereupon the bride goes s-d
builds new lodge or tepee for herself and
puts things in order generally for the buck
he calls master. If the trinkets are not
touched, the proprs.i is not accepted, and
he suitoT carries taon awsy again.
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Gen. Harr,son's Salad Dressing.

An Indiana lady is Il @ proud possessor OF
Gen. Harrison's recipe Tor salad dressing.
and here it is, just as he wrote it out at her
request: ''For each four teaspoonfuls Of
oil, and little more, one and one-half OF
vinegar, a salt spoonful of salt, one of black
pepper, two Of dry mustard, and pinch
Of red pepper. The dry materials mix first
then put in the oil and last the vinegar; add
q shred Of garlic ami pinch of celery
salt" The General is lover of all kind,
salads, and il there is anything green IN
the table he proceeds to transform it into
salad, mixing the dressing himself accord
fng to the above preparations This is
about the only special gastronomh Il taste
she General has. He usually eats what il
cot before him, in a spirit of general thank-
fulpess, but when it comes to salads he is ,
eonnoisseur.
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Yrnkee Doodle.

The following account Of the origin Of
Yankee Doodle. by Kazlitt Arvixe. 4.
b.. will be of interest TO many readers.
This tune has 80 long been considered
Is national property. that most persons
have supposed it purely American in its
origin. Yet it appears that previous to
the time of Charles / an air somewhat
similar to the one in question WAS COM
mon among the peasartry of England.
The air. during the time of Cromwell,
WAS set 10 various ditties III ridicule Of
the Protector One set of words was
called N:,nl re Doodle
The song Lydia Locliet. or Lucy Locllet,
has been SUM-, 10 the same tune from
time imtneinorial The air seems to
/ have been the foundation of Yankee
Doodle.
During the French war of 11,Jj the
provincial army sent against Niagara and
Frontenac WAS con handed by Governor
Shirley. of Massachusetts. and General
Johnston. of New York. Through the
early part of the season the army lay
e"'"'mped on the hudson, little below
Albany.
:, .,.lc the troops were in this position
they were continually receiving recruits
from the New Englind States in the form
of drafts :lnl volunteers.
They came in. company after company,
just as they had issued from their farms
and tircsides. and theirappcarance is said
to have equalcsi any specimen of the lu-
dicrous ever exhibited.
Their accoutermcnts were equally va
ried, and altogether furnished and abun.
dance of sport for the British regulars.
The music played by the volunteers
was such rs had been ont of date in the
British army for centuries, and assisted
finely to add poin. to the amusement af-
fortled by the whole scene
In the British army at that time was
one DIR. Shaekburg, surgeon, who was
skillful musician and great wag. The
doctor Immediately turned his attention
to the Yankee volunteers, and deter
mined to pass off joke by composing
tune for their particular use.
He accordingly remodeled the old air
of "Nankce Doodle. and He'd it YAM
kee Doodle" and with Ill the gravity inn
aginable recommended it to the new COM
ers rs one of the mostce!cbrated airs that
his country had ever produced.
The volunteers admired the tune. and
notwithstanding the hearty laugh and
noisy ridicule of the regulars, it soon be-
came a general favorite through the
whole American camp.
Thus originated an air, in pure levity
dier in a few years had cause to consider
the kneli of all his glory. The same soul
stirring strains were heard at a subse-
guent period ON Bunker Hill, the same on
the plains of Yorktown, and the same
strains will continue to warm the Amer
ican heart SO long as music hath charms
to inspire the breast and rouse the sou. to
action
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JOHN +. WHITE. Attorney
And al able Board OF DIrectoIs.-
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NORTII BOD Nd
ST ATltDNS.

Rates via the Buckeye foute are always
aS low Ms bv anv othir line. Tf pugh
tickets sold and baggage checked To deS-
tInation.
II contemplating a journey i'm any di-
rectinu please call on the nearest a"enf nf
the company or address amy of the. follow
ing REPRESENTATIVES of the passenger de-
nartment for folders. rites and other in
nrmaiion.
l. W Landman, S"uthern Passenger agent
GalliroliS. O,
q W Schwrnkc. Ticket Agent. logan o.
ChGs II Rockwell General Surerinten
dent Columbus.
w IT Fisher General Passenger and
Ticket Agent Room 81 Deshler Block Col
Imbus.
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A cocoa-nut tree bears sixty to one hum
drrd nuts year, ard last year nearly 400,-
900 OF them were brought to New York.
The roots of the tree arc edible and are
eaten by the natives of the countries where
they grow, who also make baskets of them.
Tbs young leaves are edible also when
cooked and the tough leaves are made into
. variety Of things, including paper, fishing
metz, fans, cloth and baskets. Tae ribs OF
Che leaves furnish arrows, boat paddles
and other things, and the wood Of the
trunk is used for boats and building. Both
vinegar AID sugar are obtained from the
sap, and the ashes of the wood are very
strong in excellent potash. The cocoa"
from which we make a table beverage does
GOT come from the cocoa tree. The word
thus applied is a corruption Of ''cacao, +"
which Is the name of very different plant
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ANOTHER GHOST STORY. 7
Strange Tale About Haunted Inn in Old
Virginia.

Virginia.
In Copake, about two miles below
the village of Hillsdale. Va, there
was, thirty or forty years ago, an old
house where tavern had been kept.
One John Shafer kept tavern there
before this time, and finally the place
began to have an uncanny reputation.
An old man named Vandeusen was
passing one night, when he saw u
black, nondescript, headless animal
70 from the house about 100 feet to an
old well, where it disappeared. His
horse was terribly frightened and came
near throwing his rider.
A young lady who had taughtschool
in the district and boarded around
stayed there a couple of days, but could
not control her nerves any longer.
There was heavy door that led to her
bedroom. which she locked and bolted.
but after che had retired she heard
footsteps and the door woul fly open.
She heard clanking chains and noises
like the falling of clods upon coffin.
She told the hostess. but the latter in
sisted it must be her imagination. But
the old we'll was filed up one summon
and another was dug.
The old house has been torn away
for many years, and a new, smart farm
house occupies the site
Since the war there have been no
we'll authenticated ghost stories. But
in the old times many an old man
and young one too, for that matter-
who had occasion TO go from Hilisdale
10 Copake after dark. took the vest
road ard gave that spot the go-by.
At one time that place stood higher
than any one of half dozen in that
vicinity in folk lore. 1t had its story
OF disappearing peddier. which used
to be ascribcd as reacoas in many
cases. But who he was and when he
disappeared there is probably no one
living that can to-day tell. except from
unreliable hearsay.-N. Y. Herald.
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Aluminium Wheels for Bicycles.

Bicycle riders are watching with
interest the attempts of certain ingen-
ious men to manufacture wheels out of
aluminium. The wonderful metals
use has already proved beneficial when
it is alloyed with steel, but thus far no
wheels have been made of it wholly.
AS it is stronger and great deal
lighter than steel. and will not cor
rode. its advantage over steel is very
apparent A steel racing wheel now
weighs twenty-four pounds. If al
uminum proves practicable. racing
wheel can be made that will weigh
nnly about eight Or nine pourds.
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ALL HER BEAUTY WAS GONE.
She Slept Under the wixard Light of tho
Cuban Moon.

Cuban Moon.
1.-The ugliest woman l ever ssw. =
said the recounter was Il Cuban. and
she was so ugly that it was really pain
full to look at her."
ut takes the exception to prove the
rule" said his vis-a-vis. Tell us
about her."
''She was a woman of the humblest
class. and il was at HAVANA that
first saw her. tethered to a goat that
she was herding among the stubble OF
the sugar-canc. Her husband was a
charcoal burner. and when | first saw
Estella, ] wondered how any man liv-
ing could have married such Il car
feature"
love goes where it is sent" said
one of the after dinner crowd.
.'Yes, and the charcoal burner mar
ried for love But he never would
have won Fstella if dreadful provi.
dence had not favored him. The Gu
bana had once been the most beautiful
girl in HAVANA and as good as she
was beautiful. Her eyes We're big and
black, her skin glowing olive. and
her hair mass of blne-biack silk.
much Spanish lingo. Her father was
a bodigero-a man who kept a wine
cellar. The girls mother was dead.
One night her father went home
drunken than usual and turned her ont
of doors"
"Brutem exclaimed one of the party.
with that quick sympathy that the
sorrows of beauty always arouse.
''She did not go to her lover, nor
did she fly TO the refuge of some adobe
roof where she had friends. She SIM
ply pillowed her head upon the gray
donkey that had been her friend and
playmate from childhood. where he
slept against the tumble-in thatched
roof of the pen in the chaparral.
prayed to the Black Madonna. and
slept soundly like child in the moon
light.
''And the brigands came and carried
her off to their fastness?" suggested
one of the party.
Nothing Of the kind. When her
pillow. the little donkey, rolled over
in the morning she arose another per-
son. She ran into the house and her
father screamed 'Sante Maria" and
drove her out as a stranger. She had
slept in the Cuban moonlight the
fairest moonlight in the world. but as
deadly as the shadow of the upas tree.
Her face was drawn out of all shape
resembling human being. 1t was
the horrible, distorted mask that
saw. with the features OF an imbecile
Her father drove her from him with
curses, but the lover with whom she
coquetted married her at once. and
they told me he had made her a good
husband.
but you will hear the Cuban
mother calling her young daughter in
TO the house when the full moon is
flooding the balconies with its silver
light. and the light seems made for
lovers to wander in, for everybody
tn ere knows the story Of Estella."
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A horned Snake,

G. A. r. Bible. one of the county
school commissioners of Dale county,
Alabama. tells of Il snake he killed in mis-
yard. 1t was what is known as the
horned species. and very poisonous
reptile. Instead of biting it strikes With
its tail. which has horn on it. He aid
that he once saw him strike dog and
in fifteen minutes the dor was dead from
the effects of the poison in the horn The
snake that Mr.. Bible killed had fangs.
II was five feet long and the horn was
three inches. showing that it was a very
old one IL is said that this species OF
snakes are SO poisonous as 10 even kill O
tree if they should happen to strike 1t
with their norn. They arc very uncom,
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Sudden Deaths.

Heart disease is Ly far the most fre .
lucnt cause of sudden death. which in
hr~c ont of four cases is unsupected.
ihe symptoms are not generally under
stood These are: a habit of lying on the
right side, short breath. pain or dis
Iress in side, back or shoulder. irregu-
AZ pulse, asthma, weak and hungry
pelis, wind in stomach, swelling OF
,nkles or dropsy, oppression. dry
ougE and smouihering. DR.. Miles
illustrated hook OIL Heart Disease,
rec at Miller &- Cases who sell and
guarantee DR. Miles uueqaaled New
Heart Cure and his Restorative Ncr
Vine, wh.ch cures nervousness. head
.che, sleeplenesS, effects af drinking,
1. - ,.nntninS La nniafnS.
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Tie New Discovery.

Won have heard vonr friends Hnd
npiehbnrs ia'iiinr about it, Gou may
vnursrl' h. ono of 'iir MANY who know
rom personal c perirrcc Just how good
- thi"c It is. fvou have ever tr'"d
it vou are one of its Struurh friends,
hnrrnse The wonderful thin@ about it IS
,hqt when once gwen triaE. DR.. King s
New nlsrovrrv every after holds :
rloro in tho hous" Ifynu hnve rnrr-
II oh it aud shonld he afflicted with -
,-"gh. cold or any Throat Lung r
C 1T frnuhlr. secure - hHttl" NJ oNce
aud rive it - fair trial, |: is gnarnute-
eS s,..v .irsc, cr mou=v Frfpulrl.
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rrainsrun daily. tDally except sunday

AI.t,ains between ;'1ncrni.n.i and Col
uniIIuS run through without change of ears
connecting in the Union DEPOT with allci-
verg.E9 ilnOS-
Trains No lG5 and LEG have Pullmaun
Slice! ipg Cars between inriEnafi n"
PittSbuIg. Trains Ms it2 and IU5 hav>
Pullman Sleeping Cars hetwee1 Ciucin
nuti and CCiunUuS ard can he oceSbied
ut tuciunati or Columbus any time after
% NJ. Trains Nos. l0l, !UI. luG and I,s
have PItrlor Cars between CclUmbuS and
Cincinnati Ira LIS Nos lO:; ant lCi have
through coaches between Cincinnati and
Pittshur. Train No It's makes ,irect con-
nection M Columbus with through Pull
man sleeping tar Tor WaSiIinsjuII. Balti-
more, Philadelphia and New YORK Trains
Nos lUI lGt and iUS make direct connection
ut Columbus for Chicago, Nushin.ton
BhIti'ror PhiladelrhIU and New York.
S.P. PEARUDY, OIL McOAETY.
Genu Supt GeI,1 Pass Agt
CC;uinbusO Columbus %
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He Stayed.

'Where is Broadhead, the editorp"
asked man who had left Excuseless
City two years ago OF one who had
just come from there. II remembered
well how. in spite of the fact that his
was the third paper in the settlement.
he used to reiterate, "We have come
to stay"
"He's there yet" was the reply.
They buried him at the end of the
fourth month-starved 10 death"
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The. Weekly Post,
20 West state st rect
COLUMBUS, 0.
A Safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed TO
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in case of failure return of pur-
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YOU can buy from our advertised
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New Discovery for Consumption.
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The Greatest Strike

Among the great strikes that OF DR..
Niles in discovering his New Heart
5ure has proven itself to be ole OF i'm :
portautance. The demand for it has be
.ome astonishing. Already the treat
men OF heart disease is beihg revoln-
ionized, and many unexpected cures
Elected i; soon relieves sh rt brrat h
Iut.erins, pains in side, arm. sh ulder.
weak and hungry spells, oppression,
yelling of ankles. smothering and
cart dropsy. Dr. Miles book on ner-
sous diseases free. The uneQaalled and
New Heart Cure is soli and guaran
eed by Miller and Case, also his Res
oratve Nervine for headache, fits
praes. no, flashes, nervons chills
opium habit, etc.
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Tho L. get ss,sa6hu;usr.

Wilson Waddingham. the largest land.
Solder in the United States, aud estimated
10 be worth 81. 900. 900, has for his sum.
mcr residence . tine house with spacious
ground. al Sayis Rock, Pa, just outside
Of Philadelphia. His ouse IS the finest
dwelling in the STATE. aud COST over $5O1.
900. l. is occupied by his family and
was eight years in construction. Mr..
Wa6dihyham made his money In the
catlle raising business and spends most OF
his time in visiting his large ranches. one
of which he recently purchased in New
Mex ca, consisting of u, 800 acres He is
believed to own over = 600. 100 acres Of
r.ssins lands. He has also larse invest,
in,nt, N profitable real estate in several
Western cities.
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BUCELEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

Tie best ealve in 1he world
for cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers.
sall-rhpum, fever sores. t.iler.
rhapprd hrudS. rhili,lains. crrns.
and all skin eruptiOns. and pos
iIivelv cures prizes. tar no pay re-
Guired. II is guaranteed to give
niirr Subtraction cI n.r,' rc
nnded Price 25c per box. For
sale hv + Aairinetcn.
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Startling Facts.

The American people are rapidly
hec ming ii race of nervous wrecks
and tie iolloS;ng suggest the best
remedy: s,iphonso Hempfing Of But
Ter Pa. swears tha; when his son Wa.
Speechless from st Fitns dance Dr.
Miles great Restorative Nervine cured
him. Mrs. } Miller of Valparaiso and
J.. lay lor of Loganspnrt, Ind, each
gained 30 pounds from taking it. Mrs
II A Gnrdhdr oi Visiula, Ind. wa,
cured of 40 TO 80 convulsions day
and much headache and backache by
one bottle Trial bottles and fine baob
vi marvellous cures, free ut Miller &
Cases who recomcnd and guarantees
,ihis uncqualed remedy.
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WILL, BE GIVEN AW AY.

Our enterprising druggists Miller d
ase who carry the finest stock OF
,lrugs periumerrs, toilet articles,
brushes etc., are giving away a laige
number OF rial bottles OF DIR. Miles eel
,-brai,d Restorative nervlne. They
guarantee it to cure headache, dizzi
.rss. nervous prosiratIon, SleepieSs-
ness. the i'll effects of spirits, tobacco
.offee etc. druggists say it is the
.reatcst seller ey ever knew, and
is universally satisfactory. They also
guarantee DR. Miles New Heart Cure
in all cases Of nervous or organic
heart disei Sc. palpi,ation, pain in side
,mothpring c,c. Fine tcok on "Ner
vous and Heart Disease tree.
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How to SEccppQ.

This is the great problem Of life which
few sa,isfactolally solve. Some fail be-
cause al poor heal;h, others want OF luck
but the majority from deficient grit want
of nerve. They are nervous, iricSOluIe,
changeable, easily get the blues ard take
the II hits down to keep the spirits up"
thus wasting money, time, opportunity
and nerve lorce There is nothing like the
Restorative Neryine, discovered by the
great II ec'alist DI. Miles. TO cure all Der-
vows diseases ,as headache, the blues, ner-
vous prostratiop, ,sleeplesSne ess. noural cia,
st Viius dane, fits, and hysteria. Trial
bottles and fine book of testimonials lIee
IL Miller Il Case
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A deIu-il was recehllv diSrnv
cred in Citrus. Fla. winch is be
lievr.l fo ne very rich Is potash.
If ihe ANALYSIS at he chemist
,he belief of this iuiOr
nation be discovery will be d
boom exceeding in value that of
any phosphate deposit, IN ac
cnuni Of The scarcity of he ar'i
rle and The magnitude of tie DE-
posit.
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PARROTS ARE SHY,
Tho Most Garru'ous Birds on Earth
Shy Before Purchasers.

Shy Before Purchasers.
People expect to come into bird
store and open up conversation with
a parrot off hand. They fail. and then
mako up their minds that the parrot
Is worthless. This will apply to the
majority of people. They do not give
the bird credit for the intelligence it
actually possesses. There are parrots
IN st. Louis valued at from $50 to $3.50
that will not be coaxed into conversa-
ton with a stranger, and yet they are
among the best takers cxtant.
The birds often refuse to perform"
when there are purchasers looking on,
but once the store is cleared of people
they will chatter away as though their
very life depended on their being
heard. Tho majority of parrots will
take TO girl Or woman much quicker
than TO one os the sterner sex.
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Similarity of boar Stories

Maine Hunter--''rn tell you about Z
bear l."
Experienced Vhitor-'I know all aboui
It The bear had a cub and attacked you,
and after using up all your ammunition,
you finally drew your pocket-knife and
killed the brute.
''wal, now, ef that amt Just the way it
happened; who tdi yeous"
''No one; but I've heard about $50 bear
stories since I've been here, and in every
blessed case the hero used up all his am
nunition, and finally killed the bear with
poclet-knito. The mystery t., me IS, why
you fellows don't start in with tho pockst-
tni Grsk"
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Cuba. il is said, seems desiin
ed TO suppiant Bermuda As HE
truck garden for This country.
Her potatoes and oLions have
already taken precedence over
those OF Bermuda. anil now +.
tomatoes are taking first prize.
This market gardening in Cuba
$ being largely lirec' ed from
New York
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A Fatal AiiSfakn.

Physicians make no mere fatal mistake
Than when they inform patients that ner-
vous heart troubl es come from the stomach
aud are OF little consequence. DR.. Frank
lin Miles, the noted Indiana specialists
on Heart Disease" which may be mad at
Miliei d Cases fee, who guarantees and
recommends DR. Miles unequaled New
Heart Cure, which has the largest sale of
any hea:t remedy III the world. Ii cures
nervous and organic heart Cisease, short
br I'll. fiutterint pain or tenderness in
LII @ side, arm or shoulder, irregular pulse,
iaintinr, smolhering, dropsy, etc. His res
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Papa, asked little boy the other
day, apparently fresh from d theological
controversy with some young playmates,
1Papa. was Christ a jew" Yes. ""Was
he really and truly q Jew?" "Yes, was
..he answer. There was long pause,
hnd then came the comment: "Well, I
always thought God was a Presbyterian. p"