The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-01-08
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= When man cannot have what he
loves, he must love what he has.
- The people are taxed in the United
States for Federal purposes $3.50 min
| ute.
= Earthquakes and volcanoes have
been quite active in Alaska during the
past few weeks.
- Go where you will, you will find
people using DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, and
unanimous in its praise.
= San Francisco has been without rain
for nine months. Settlers are leaving the
dry districts of California.
= The people of Americas, Ga, have
ordered FIVE hundred white servants to
take the place of negroes.
Two million and half is the nun
ber of persons who are said to work on
Sundays in this country.
= An old lady fell in New York, the
other day, and hat pins were driven into
her head, killing her instantly.
- By the way, do you make your wife
an equal partner in the farm plans? She
may be the better half of the farm if you
will.
- Rev. DR.. Armitage, popular
Baptist preacher, received $4,000
house near New York for a Christmas
present.
In Georgia and other States the AL
lance are moving in the matter of mu-
tual insurance organizations, for fire, life,
live stock, etc.
- If man could live thousand years
he would probably spend the last fifty
fretting over what he might nave done in
the previous wasted time.
Il suffered most severely from rheu-
matism during winter. After using Sal
vation Oil two days the pain entirely
subsidized, and now l am well man.
= When q man wants an idea he
scratches his head. When q farmer
wants crop he scratches his land, and
the harder he scratches the better the
crop.
- Itch on human and horses and all
animals cured in 80 minutes by Wool
ford's Sanitary Lotion. This never fails.
Sold by Hill Bros. Druggists, Anderson.
- Advertising pays. A Georgia editor
advertised for the owner of lost pocket.
book, and that night burglar entered
his Office and robbed him of everything
he possessed.
- An old darkey says that during the
winter season his motto in regard to the
chicken roost runs thusly: "Thou shalt
take the chickens off the roost to keep
them from feezing."
- Zoe Gayton, San Francisco wo-
mau, is walking across the continent for
purse of 81 a mile, providing she wallis
more than fifteen miles day. She is in
Nevada, about 100 miles ahead of time.
= There are about $4,000 persons in
prison in the United States. There are,
at least, as many more persons out of
prison who belong to the criminal class,
making 1000 criminals, or one for ev.
cry 400 inhabitants.
= At Sitka, Alaska, the shortest day
in the year, December 81, is only six
hours long, the sun rising at nine and
setting st three. The longest day. June
81, is eighteen hours, the sun rising at
three and setting at nine.
- A member of. the Ohio legislature
proposes to introduce bill to give per
son sentenced to death choice of wheth-
er he shall be shot, hung, drowned, pois.
oned, thrown off high building OF sent
to State prison for life.
= Representative Lanham, reelected
from the l1th Congressional district of
Texas, represents ninety seven Counties
that are said to exceed in area ten States.
One of the counties in his district is 1000
miles by rail from his home.
= lie Villa, Fla, boasts snake
charmer. His business is a dsngerousS
one, but he pursues his calling daYas
dsy and makes considerable
"He shipped "a rattlesnakes to Co. V
last week and sold them for S25 eael
Mrs. Perling, who was elected to-.
Office of road overseer in Kansas, is,
wide. awake woman, with swapping black
eyes and determined mien. when She
has occasion to say No her voice can be
heard mile away" says correspon-
dent.
3. T. Mcbride, who lives near
Courtland, Ala, and is q minister of the
Free Will Baptist denomination, was ar
rested in Decatur few days ago for at.
tempting to cash q forged check. He was
bound over in the sum of $1,000, and
failing to give bond was committed, to
Jail.
- Mr.. Lewis Bradwell, of Aiken
County, last week killed five hogs eigh-
teen months old that averaged 445 pounds
net each. Their individual weight were
as follows: 470, SIG, 419, 420, 400, making
8 grand total Of 1925 pounds. This is
fine record and it is one that is hard to
beat.
David Miller, of Arlington, Ohio,
has for several years been depositing his
savings in bee hive, trusting to the bees
to guard it. But one night last week q
thief kicked over the hive, and secured
the treasure, about $500 in all. Howm many
stings he got for his gains is not reported.
Two men have found near Fresno,
CAL, what is claimed to be the genuine
petri6ed body of man. 1t is remarka-
bly, we'll preserved, and even the lines on
the back of the hand are visible. The
head is of good size and features of eau.
casian type. The body measures nearly
seven feet in length.
- The Governor of Minnesota official.
ly announces the adoption of constitu.
tional amendment in that State. to make
verdict by five sixths of q jury in civ.
il action good and valid verdict. In
other words, The old time unanimity is nc
longer necessary, the concurrence of ter
of the twelve suficing.
"A young fellow, not quite so wise a
Solomon, was eating some Cheshir
cheese, full of mites, one night at tav.
ern. "Now,;' said be, 81 have done a
much as Samson, for I have slain m,
thousands and my tens of thousands.
eyes," answered one Of the company
land with the same weapon, too-the jav
bone of an ass"
"Bredderen and sisteren," said th
pastor, "yo' hab been tole dat de McKin
ley bill done gwine to raise eberyting
but whacher want ter recommember an
dis yere: Needer prayer nor de McKin
/ ley bill am gwine to raise de mortgag
whad de butcher an dc grocery man don
hole OF your pastor. De collection vii
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