The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-05-15
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An echo Ia kind OF holler nockery.
-k,ingkafnton Republican.

--ptHyHuWt0u hcflUOucuH.
Sweetness aud Light-The cake our
mother used to bake. Boston Tran
script.
Men of great capacity sometimes
have very little capacity for making q
living. Tsrds Sifiiass.
Nobody makes lie out of the VIII ole
cloth nowadays. The tariff Is too
heavy. Philadelphia Times.
Customer--.I am troubled with rats
in my room" Druggist Yes, sir.
Bromide or ammonia cocktail p"-Life.
Algy Ito hunters)- which one of
you had the most fun while ont hunt
ingpn Hunter-'srher rabbits. 49, 7eTas
stJlfags.
There are various ways of becoming
poor in this world. One of them is 20
inherit great English estate. e.-B BALI
more A'nef'icd,s
! "Emmeline, can you keep secretP'
he whispered hoarsely. II don't know;
never tried to. What is itpm-Phiia-
dolphin Times.
The man who can tell lie ten times
without changing II is the sort OF a
man the world needs to tell the truth.
--Atchison Globe.
When you give. give freely. Still.
| there's no harm IL the jumping-jaek
you give your boy has string to it,
Indianapolis Journal.
II suffer dreadfuily from insomnia"
said the novelist. "Fhen you don't do
your own proof-readingpN queried
Cynicus.- N, u. Herald.
Ethel-,.Don't You remember Maud,
| when first came out" Maud Uu-
terrnptingl- dear, was but a
child them Bostontasa.
Ii seems to be an undisputed fact
that married woman is better shot
with rolling-pin than she is with a
stone. Yonkers Statesman.
Your number" said the warden to
the prisoner, ..is BOG" That's grati-
flying" said the unfortnnate, I'm in
the 400 at last."-M Y. Herald.
Il is just as wicked to indulge in
mental profanity as to swear right out
loud, and much more injurious to the
digestion. on.-iniiandpofis Journal
Maddox-"I understand your wife
always has the last word.n Gazzam-
sAli a mistake. | assure yon. She
gives it to me. w. Harpcr's Bazaar,
Chiflins-.w Writing poetry, ehp How
are you paid-by spacepn A. Tenny-
son Titchley (sadiy) spaeei In
space you meah' --atsefscat uFoceF'
Lend Me Your Wife" is the title of
a comedy now running at a local
theater. When played in real life it
frequently becomes tragedy. .-Miii-
'aeapoiis journal.
Ii is rs little as the ice man could do
| to drive some of his customers ont to a
frozen pond aud let them see what
they we're trying to bny all summer
| H5sshfn0ton Posi-.
What have YOU been doing for the
last yeasP asked Que seedr-iooking
| man as he stopped another on the
street. ..1ime. was the laeonie re-
ply Washington Rost.
rr,mn..t $40 ,,asan can,t va
gimme 4 bite j somethiny cold 10
eat?n Mrs. Pancake-.Why' yes. poor
fellow, 90 aud take one OF those jci-
eles on the fence. .r-,f,ti1e.
/ n. r. ~ 60, ,,,.a ,,,;.
- 80 ~. :, NJ, nse S; new n'''u .h, t,iss
/ n, Won fa,l anvthinS like the Kind nf a
man that wouid lie ami to nav a debt
1 Of Sass ua nail /, v,nb,t,a,,
:,
~, ,eii You the poor nave no cnanee.
mats larticalariy true IN regard 10
iet, ,,o..ms fo,. M other ,-sas,,. thar
that they are moor. I',ookI,,,. me.
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81, - S ~ '.s., snoos y. aneaI s.s.i
n9 ,.';,..i ;, T.,,.. '.,s J"s, NJ. ~ S,.,,
When did she lose her iirstPr- Pack.
al ,h,, ,ta ,a,,rs i..,..h,a.p.
! ..uIs dan@hters Why what.s lie mat
ter with yona He's TOO old 10 have a
danohter as younv as that, We'll.
than n ,,,ns, i,o liz Wit, " E,J;s,,s,,ds
Blatisr.
whsn {, ia ra,,an,t,s,.a ,ba. the
A,os,ia Ps.a,. "a otbs,.s ,.a,.., ,Sshar-
mn r. Ioots n i;,,l,. oil in The l;gh,
If oodern .ngI;ng th,i they were
cheer, ~, ,,,.,,a,n5 ~, ,r,,,h Pbi5gSeI.
fEta Tunes.
She-"And what have YOU ever doue
TO prove your love to mepn He
Done, Why. have done without
! my lunch every day for week in or
der TO take Won 10 the opera last
night. ."-.SpaySs.
Wickwire- There never were so
| MANY chances as now to get a good in
come ont of a small fortune" Yabs-
ley-..What I'd like is 10 ret n good
fortune out of a small income. ',eK,,-
dia'aapotis journal.
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