The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-11-08
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turn Democrats and get on the win
ming side once in a whiie2
Whether the anti-rapid transit clique
has a storage battery strong enough to
knock out the Chancery Courtf
Who Is Mr.. Wolfsonf
Ii M. stands for Michael. Marian, Moses
or Myron?
Who designed the new helmets of the
Hoboken ~",oppers?"
Aud why he did't copper the hat before
he sprung it on the public?
II the Mckinley bill had anything to do
with Furst's blankets?
Why Jersey City doesn't put the names
of its streets on the cornersr
And how strangers eau be expected to
find their way about town?
How it happened that Arthur Seitz, the
Republican candidate for the Assem- bly,
in the Ninth district, received so many
votes in Weehawken2
And If Simon Kelly is losing his grip in
that bailiwick?.
II the wind whistles through a twenty
five cent blanket?
II M" means mysterious or only
plain Monsieur?
Why a Jersey woman always gives q
street car conductor five pennies or else a
dollar billt
Why the gallery gods want to pelt
poor James Owen O.. and IL they paid for
the eggs or stole themf
II the Freeholders thought they were
buying mosquito netting when Furst Of
fered blankets at twenty-five cents a
pairf
II it is true that Sam Besson, the Pro
hibition candidate for the Tenth District /,
was drinking claret punches In Con Don
ovan's on election eve
And what possessed S muel to consent
co be ii candidate of the Prohibition party
anyway?
Where to find a faster or a better ferry
boat than the CINCINNATI
When the Lehi2h Valley is going to
take possession of what is left of lowe r
Jersey City?
Why a Jerseyman always lights a pad
cigar the moment he gets on u horse
car?
Why professional temperance workers
prefer bottled lager to Passaic water?
Why the colored mathematician
gets beyond the problem four times elev-
Ell is forty-fouri
Ii Harvey & Son really thinks the la
borer is worthy of his Hyerr
II Charles Furst can sell an all wool
blanket for twenty-five cents why Bar
NUNS woolly horse should have cost
$5,000p
Why the Journal didn't wait for the
official canvass Instead OF fooling u small
portion of the public by trying to g ct out
an extra Wednesday morning?
Why they can never get out a decent
election extra, anyway
Ii Wolfson knew he was bidding
against Furst for county supplies at
Thursday nights meeting of the Free
holders. and vice versai
What effect P. H. O'NeiH's 500 viii
nave on the fight for S~peakershiD?
What has become of Colonel Fuller's
whiskers?
And if they were blown of. pulled of,
or simply dropped put by the rootsa
Why R~oundsman Moore can always be
found on the corner of Montgomery
street and Bergen avenue?
II he is selecting a burial plot for him
self or Moriarityf
Why Roundsman Richards don't plant
himself in rich earth with u view to cul
tivating brainss
If John Dingwall is too tired t.
work?
Where City Collector O'Neill got that
fedora2
What BILLY" Cook does with all tue
umbrellas he appropriates?
Why James Murphy thinks he elected
George Heaney?
Why "Andy" Witter was holding nj
Police Headquarters yesterday after
noon.
Why Commissioner Van Keuren wal
not present at yesterdays meeting of the
Police Board?
Who told "Nat" Hicks he could singa
Why Justice Martinez don't yet
shaved?
When John O'Connell is going to pay
for that grocery wagony
What he will do with iti