Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-12-24

they make speeches in ri1ise ~ their
guns -their great guns that set EN- on
70 10 n. Besides. I'm IN business FOR
myself; amt sent down into tho mar
ket place 10 order. ~ inoy are. Bcsido1,
again, my guns don't know what I say
In their laudaiion. and their guns do.
and the whole concern of 'en have rca-
son 10 be sick and ashamed nlf round.
These are some Of my arguments for do
claring that the Cheap Jack calling Is
treated vi In Great Britain, aud Tor
turning YARN when think % the other
Jacks Ia question setting themselves up
TO pretend 10 look down upon IT,
lcourtod my wif- from the foo,board
Of the cart. did indeed. She was q
Suffolk young woman. and 10 was in
Ipswich mpiket place right opposite tho
corn chambers shop. ! had noticed her
up ut q window Lass Saturday tlit was
apprsgiating highly. had took To her.
aud had said TO myself, III not already
disposed 81 III have that loL" Next
Saturday that come ] pitched the curt
ON the same pitch, AMI I was In very
high feather indeed, keeping en- laugh.
ing the whole of tho time and getting
oil the goods bri-kly. Al last lookout
Of my wHutcoat pocket a small lot
wrapped in soft paper and put il this
way docking up nc the window where
she wasl "Now here. my blooming
English maidcus, Is an article. the last
article OF the present evenings sale,
which | offer 20 only you. the lovely
Suffolk dumplus billing over with
beauty. and won't take a bid OF a thou
sand pounds for from any man alive.
Now what Is ip Why. III tell you
what u 30. lt's made Of fine gold aud
Ia not broke. though there's hole In
the middle " It. and its stronger than
any fultcr that ever was forged, though
it's smaller than any finger In my set Of
ten. Why ten! Because. when my par.
oni- made over my property 90 me. tell
you true, there was twelve sheets,
twelve towels, twelve tableclo,hs. twelve
knives, twelve forks, twelve tablespoons
aud twelve teaspoons, but my set u
finger, was two short Of dozen and
could never since be- matched. Now
what else is Il; Come, IN tell you. lts
a hoop Of solid gold wrapped in q silver
curl paper that | myself took on the
shining locks Of che ever beautiful old
lady IN Thrcadnecdlo street, London
city; | wouldn't tell you 20 n l hadn't
the paper to show. or you mightn't bc.
lIcye It even Of me. Now what else "a
~ It's man trap aud handcun, the
parish stocks and "a leglock. an la gold
and all IN one. Now what else Is ig
lisa wedding ring. Now ri tell YOU
what Tn going 10 do with it. I'm not
a-going 10 offer this lot for money. but
mean 10 give 90 the next Of you beauties
that laughs, and IN pay her visit TO.
morrow morning at exactly half after
niuc o'clock as the chimes go, aud I'll
take her out for walk TO put up the
banns." She laughed and got the ring
handed mp to her When called In tho
she says, "Oh, dear! It's never
you, and You never mean ~" Its
ever me- says I, "anl am ever yours
and | ever mean IT, So we got mar.
riod, after being put up three times,
which, by tho bye. Il quite in the Cheap
jack way again, and showsoucemore how
the Cheap Jack customs pervade society.
She wasn't bad wife, but she had
temper II she could have parted with
that one article nt sacrifice wouldn't
have swopped her away IN exchange for
any other woman Ia England. Not that
] ever did swop her away. for we lived
together TIL she died, and that was thir.
teen year. Now. my lords and ladies
and gvntlcfolk- all, IN let you into q Re.
cret, though ybn won't believe 1t. Thir.
teen year OF temper In palace would
Try the worst OF you, hut thirteen year
OF temper Ia cart would try the best OF
you. Yog are kept 80 very close tu st in
a cart, you See. There's thousands OF
couples among you getting on like sweet
lie upon q milestone IN houses FIVE and
six pair. u stairs high that would go TO
tho divorce court Ia cart. Whether
The iDliing makes u worse, don't an.
dertake 10 decide; but In cart It does
come home 20 you, and stick % YOU.
Violence In "A cart IL 80 violent. and AZ.
grnwa'ion In cart IA 80 aggruwating.
We might have had such pleasant
llio' A roomy cart, with tho large goods
hung outside, and the bed slung under.
meath DO when on the road. an iron pot
aud q kettle, q fireplace Cor tho cold
weather, u chimney for tho smoke,
hanging shelf and a cupboard, dog and
u horse What moro do you want; You
draw on upon . bit Of turf In a green
lane or by the roadside, you hobblo your
old horse and turn him grazing, YOU
light your fire upon the ashes OF the last
visitors, you cook your stew, and YOU
wouldn't call the emperor Of France
your father, But have temper IN the
cart, niugiug language and the hardest
goods Ia stock NJ YOU. and where are
You them Put name % your feelings.
My dog knew u wen when she was On
the turn ~ did. Before she broke ont
he would give howl and bolt. How he
knew It WAS mystery 10 me; but the
sure and certain knowledge Of u would
wake him up out Of his sounde-t sleep,
and he would give howl aud bolt. a.
such times wished was him.
The worst u 1t was We had daugh.
ter bom 10 us, md love children with
all my heart. When fh1 was IN her fu-
ries she beat the child. This got to 10
50 shocking "a the child got 10 BIO four
or five year old, that l have many q time
gone ON with my whip over my Bhoul-
der, at the old horses head, sobhiug aud
crying worse than ever little Sophy did.
For how could | prevent Il; Such
thing is not 10 be- tried with such tom