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TIE s12. 80 reduction sale Is melting the great
stacks of mems suits very fast. You'd better
come in very soon if you want one.
EIsEMAy Bros 7th and SITS.
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MUSCULAR STRAINS

BABY'S Skin and Scalp purified and beautified by
CUTICURA SOAP. Absolutely pure.
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TRUSTEES SALE Of property on 18th near
Maryland avenue and on 14th and G streets
southwest on Monday next. See advt.
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Father MOllinger.

RaZOrs, Safety and Jubilee warranted and
kept in condition free. WALFoRD's, AT Pa.ave.
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AdultcratiRg.
Alfred Speer of Passaic, N. j., having noted
the want of a strictly pure and frst-class wine,
has for the past thirty-four years devoted his
time and capital to raising the Oporto Grape.
He has been eminently successful, the indorse-
ments which his Port Grape Wine. Claret and
Brandy have received testify. Sold by drug
gists. 1t
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BERKELEY Is pure.

SEE the suits reduced to S12-90-
EIsEMAS Bros, It'll and z sts.
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FussKLL's Ice CREAM shipped anywhere ou
of town. l427 New York ave.
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BxRxKIrY pure rye whisky.

You are welcome to look at the suits we have
marked down TO s12 80 without buying.
EIsENAS Bros, It'll and E sts-
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JAMES b. HENDERSON,

HAVE YoUR CARPETS cleaned by the amrnoni
ated steam process. HOS Z st. Telephone SOL
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THARP. s1s F street northwest
HEURIcH's Extra Pale Lager the best Bot
tied by the ARLINGTON BOrTLISs Co.
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LrsHrSISs Rops scientifically and practically
nut I'D. j. H. KUEHLING.
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MES's BLACK STRAW YACHT (fat brim) HATS,
SOC. and 81, extra value. Boys do, 25c., SOC.
ami 75c. A i. LEWIS. 435 9TH St
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HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES,
They Hold Enjoyable Reception ut the
National Rifles Armory.

They Hold an Enjoyable Reception ut the
National Rifles Armory.
Thursday evening the members of the gradu-
ating class Of the High School received their
diplomas at the commencement at the Academy
of Music and last evening they celebrated their
advent into the wide, wide world by giving a
delightful reception and dance. This feature
Of the commencement proved so successful that
it stands good chance Of becoming q fixture
in connection with the future graduating exer-
cises- The National Rifles Hall, which was the
scene of the evenings festivities, was prettily
decorated and the stage was nearly hidden with
flowers and class insignia.
Preceding the reception and dance the
High School Glee Club and the octet
rendered number of pleasing selections,
Miss Helen Norris played piano solo well and
Miss Hattie Meads and Miss Amy Law sang and
were literally applauded. Then the floor was
cleared and the remainder of the evening until
late hour was spent in dancing, and a hand
some supper was served in the drill ROOM The
patronesses of the reception were Mrs. F. A.
Field, Mrs. F. +. Mcguire, Mrs. II. g. Barton,
Mrs. John Norris, Mrs. H. NJ. Fisher, Mrs. F.
G. Butterfeld. Mrs. Moore and Mrs. Bohrer.
The reception committee consisted Of II. j.
Davis. E. H. Klemroth, John b. Sleman, C. s.
keyser, Ii. c. Metcalf, Misses W. Barton, Lizzie
A Gibbs. Edna Birch and Flora N. Etzler.
The floor committee included C. 8. Keyser,
II. ]. Davis, f. II. Klemroth, T. NJ Thompson,
c. g. McRoberts. W. X. Hensey, G.. W. Meiys,
II. l. Collins and F. NJ. Smith.
An Injustice to Some of the Pupils.
To the Editor of The Evening Star:
1t is q matter Of comment and criticism that
in the recent public ceremonies attending the
commencement exercises of the High School
no opportunity was given to those students
who had been awarded certificates of prof.
cheney in special or eclectic courses either to
receive such certificates in public or to have
their names included in the published lists. No
objection is made to fixing prescribed course,
the mastery of which shall entitle the student
to full graduates diploma, but when the au-
thorities permit a special and eclectic course Of
study, and when the student choosing such .
class of studies may seem to him or his
parent or guardian best adapted to his future
succeeds in attaining proficiency in such
branches Of education and receives certificates
from the masters to that effect, it seems a
proach and an injustice that such certificates
should not be awarded in public and published
in the papers. There seems to have been nota-
Bile injustice done in this matter in the recent
closing exercises of the High School to a num-
Der of deserving students who achieved success
in such studies as they elected to pursue.
TAxPAYER-
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Bosrox BAKED BEANS and everything good at
FussKIL's cafe 1927 New York avenue.
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nEwlTT's TALLY-h0 COACH LINE RATES:
10 .. m. and pm, SOC TO G5c Glen Echo
and Caeln John bridge. 10 a M, 1 and o 7. m,
% TO &c Our new six-in-hsnd tally-ho coach
from Saratoga Springs u the largest and finest
IN the country. Coaches chartered large parties
Leaves the tster. 5l3 18th IT. the LaIehain
18th and II. ~ minutes later. JelO
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Foa FINE PHOTOGRAPHS go to MERRIrTs, 92S
panu
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LOCAL MENTION.
Tlte Weather.

FORECAST TILL ErGHr A. NJ SUNDAY
For the District of Columbia. MARYLAND and
Virginia. showers; warmer; southeasterly winds;
fair on Sunday.
cOSDfrIoS OF The WATER
Temperature and condition of water at
Am: Great Falls. temperature %; condition.
J. Receiving reservoir, temperature. rs. Con-
dition at north connection. 2: condition at
south connection. Sc; distributing reservoir.
Temperature, 1S; condition at infuent gate
house, 9, condition a: effuent gate house, q
High Water. Low Water.
6:10 am 637 ON. 1900 IN. 12:53 pm
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LIGHTNING RODS repaired. 12O6 Pa ave.
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LIoHrSxe RoDs. electric work J. H. KurHL1ss
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GRArKru1-CoxroHrrxa
kPPs's COCOA
BREAKFAST.

Uy You - mine for IS: chsapsss ma ths -
sey.. n.ss; s''siJ,nx = s shfT,ss. sss s
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FIREWORKS

Attend our S12 80 reduction sale of mems
suits EIsEMAS BROS, It'll and SITS.
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TOMORROW.

TOMORROW.
RIVER VIEW.
SEASON OF 1891.
THE coNEY ISLAND OF THE POTOMAC
MORE ATTRACTIONS THAN ALL OTHER RIVER
RESORTS COMBINED.
THE PALACE STEAMER
SAMUEL J. PENTz
Will make three trips every SUNDAY leaving 7th ST.
wharf l0:45 an and 3:lo p. IN. and I'm. sharp.
Tickets. 25c.
Three trips every WEDNESDAY. leaving It'll 1t.
wharf 9:45 M, Las and 645 PIN.
Tickets. 25 centa
Steamer and grounds lighted by Electricity
The Best Meals furnished on the Potomac river or
any where else for only Soc No Objectionable parties
allowed on boat or grounds.
For charters. &C.. call or addr -
+. 8. RANDALL. Proprietor.
my2s HOO Virgins. svs. sw
RIvEH EXCURSIONS.
II MILES ON THE POTOMAC
FOR 10 CENTS.
Two Salon steamers From 9TH vt. fairy wharf
Sail and arrive hourly.
Stop at Alexandria. Va. ap1o-6m
CTR. BARTHoLDI. DAILY TRIPS EVERY HOUR
Dixie Landing. New pavilion. music and dsncine
every evening Beautiful scenery and pleasant round
ments for hire and sale. Steamer leaves boathouse
ST. J .SS Of Hsh
RAY RIDGE.
OPEN JUNE IL
TWO PERFORMANCES DAILY.
2 and O'Clock p. m.
o. 8. NAVAL ACADEMY BAND.
THE BROTHERS KossUFF. THE BIJoU
QUARTET. sATsUMA. THE GREAT
JAPANESE JUeGLER. MUSICAL
DALE. PROF. BURCKE
AND HIS DOG
CIRCUS. &C.
ROUND TRIP el.O0.
30. 4;asp.m. sundays-s:a5 q. m. 80. 3:l5 m.
FUTURE DAYS.
EXCURSION OF COLUMBIA DIVISION. NO. 3.
Il rH H X s T. i SHyas H iasi
Three trips; La 10 q ~ H. 2 and PM ,.ooz,.
THE UNION SOLDIERS ALLIANCE
SELECT Moo G.L iff EXCURSION
TO MARSHALL HALL,
M SS DifSm JUNE Ss: 3. 1871,
Leaving sss ss, g 70 Ssn T, ~ M oo.
NAVAL LODGE. No. 4. F. A. A. NJ.
N will give
EXCURSION TO BAY RIDGE
ON WEDNESDAY. JUNE "a. 1891.
Tickets 9sD can be procured from committee at Bal
timore and Ohio station on day Of excursion je 81
nAY AND EVENING EXCURSION OF THE
~ Caledonian Club 10 River View. FRIDAY. June
steamers Samuel !. psDt. and Mary WASHINGTON
nS 80 =: wharf ass at s River
Usual games and prizes for children.
Ladies. 25 cents. ,sooet.
THE YOUNG PEOPLES UNION AND SUNDAY
School Of the Fonrth st. M Church
GRAND DAY AND w MS StSs EXCURSION
sfHf F.. r sisi s stsE Sss H iSl,
PEN Mar
UNION LODGE. No. IL. l. o. OF.
Will give Grand Excursion to this famous mountain
THURSDAY, JUNE 2a
Trains leave and o. depo. .; l5 and 8 .25 An
Tickets. round trip. u. 90
Children, s5c.
Tickets for sale ct Vim. A. Henderson, tobacconist,
n. Y. and 18th ct. a.
Scheller stevens drug store. Pa ave- and 9Th
IT. NV.
sanders staymans music store. $50 1t. NV.
]. o. Vermiliion. grocer. cor Nd ave- ana llth H.
o.
]. c. Baums grocer. cor. 4th snd East Capitol ct.
Charles r. Campbeils drug store. Mass ave. and
6th st. lie
Francis Petrola's drug store. $50 Pa. ave. sc.
Frank Neller's drug store. 18th ct. e.
Lew Callishers jeweiry store, III Pa. je16t
QUEBEC AND LAKE ST. J Ohm RAILWAY.
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923 F st. NV.

New and artistic effects in paperhangings.
Snrinz sfrlea and colorinCs now ready for ex
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Ladies' and Children's Hair Cutting and
Shampooing especially at s. HEILERs s, 100 7th at.
ie19-4t<
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Father MOIIfnger.
Our cures by magnetism are rs wonderful as
the famous PIttsburg healer.
We have quickly relieved patients on the verge
of the grave.
See our certificates of physicians and others in
confirmation.
Consultation free
Disease diagnosed without information.
It, Magnetic Institute, 9Oi New York ave.
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GESry Su1rs SECURED
AND PRESSED FOR u.
Coets. 6Oc. Pants. 25c. vests, 25c. Altering and
repairing done In hest manner Goods called for and
delivered. Telsphone call 14:}-2.
Z. I. HAHN. 7O5 9th u. nv;
w l2s9 SD st.. Msst Washington.
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UNION LODGE excursion to Pen Mar.
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"a Prs GALLON. 81 per quart. Soc. pint
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Immense stock of fireworks at
G. A.

Wholesale Confectioner, 3l4 Pa. ave. n. v
Delivered to all parts of the city.
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Fits, Spasms, st. Vitus Dance, Drunken.
ness, Opium Habit cured by DR.. Miles Nervine
Free samples at
Afr MERITS DRUG STORE IO14 st.
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Keep Cool. Run Your Sewing Machine
By electricity with fan attached; in full opera
ton ct DOMESTIC Rooms. It'll and H. ie1S-8t
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EXCURSIONS. PICNICs, &c.

EXCURSIONS. PICNICS, &c.
FUTURE DAYS.
RosToN HOUSE EMPLoYESiii
EXCURSION
TO
MARSHALL HALL
ON THE
CHARLES MAcALEsrKR
TUESDAY.
JUNE sd.
e.soPM.
MUSIC
BY THE
MARINE BAND.
.'ARE YOU GOING WITH Us'- IT.
I'Hk FLORISTS CLUB
VIII give their
SECOND ANNUAL EXCURSION
BAY kipoE.
Plenty Of Gu, dover. Tree 70 an /. Go with u. and
have good time. ,e2O-3t'
June % DOUGLAS MEMORIAL NJ z. SUNDAY
schoo goes to River View, steamer PentE, at $50
Tickets. p and Ioc. Band. jeeo-st.
nj EkCHANTs AND MTNERs' TRANsfOhTA-
AVA TION COMPANY.
TO BOSTON BY SEA .r.
MAGNIFICENT IRON STEAMSHIPS
6hsSSSEXrCaPt J. {. Taylor, I .i, 70!
ChAIHAM-C@pt. ]. s. March.
SAILING
FROM BALTIMORE EVERY MONDAY AND
THURSDAY AT O'CLOCK PM
Fare. including meals and upper deck state room
berth. ala. Round trip. SIS.
Fare. including meas and main saloon state room
berth. Sl2 30. hound trip. az
Pare. children between . and IL year,. o.. Round
trip. Sl2-
Zach state room contains two bsrths.)
For further Information address
A. L HIGGINS. Agent,
Foot Long Dock.
Telephone 247. tje1l-3ml Baltimore. Nd
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10 Per Cent Discount OF Of all Trunks,
Travelling and Fancy Leather Goods.
je1S-3t ToPHAMs, 1921 Pa. ave. NV.
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Buy n Machine With Reputation
Earned by Forty Years of Faithful Service.
Examine our New High-Arm No. 9. Its silent
rotary motion free from the heavy, rasping &C.
ton Of shuttle machines.
WHEELER d Wilson MIRO. Co..
fe28-str 437 9Th st. NV
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An Invention Making Sewing Pastims,
Wheeler Wilson's New High Arm No. g.
1t charms on sight. Its use enrapturea
Office 437 9Th street northwest dll-tr
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s2s + st. NV. e23 F st. NV.
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p8x Nae excursion June Is.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

OPERETTA 30 PEEP. BENEFIT OF NATION
" alist Club, No. 1. National Rifles Arlnory, WE'D
NESDAY. JuNE24. Tickets. p cents Sold by cub
memDers and at Room 1. 6o9 L ST. W, also the
door on the evening Of the opereta Dancing se the
operetta. IT
THE GARDEN PARTY BY THE BAY WREATH
4 Dralnatical and Musical Association is postponed
till MONDAY EVENING. the I'D instant. at I0el ID
st. n. Admission, 10 cents.
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500 More Dress Forms, Acc. Only,
At Auerbach's Domestic Sewing Machine and
Pattern Rooms, 9TH and II n.w., 4th and Pa. ave.
sc. and 1412 14th NV. jeIS-St
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

For many years Mr. &. +. Thompson,
OF Des Moines, Iowa, "ns severely hlilict-
ed with chronic darrnpa. lie says
"At times it was very severe; so much
so, tina. feared it would eni my life
About seven years a4o rhanced to pro-
cure u bottle of Charnherlain's Collie,
Cholera and DiarrhGa Remedy. 1t gave
me prompt relief, and believe cured me
permanently, as Inow eat ami drink with
out harm anything l please" have also
used it in my family with the best results.
For sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
"a Mans a Man for a That"

When she was in her beauty's pride,
A belle admired and gay,
How many suitors she denied,
And turned from her away
A countess she aspired to be
A knight she would not brook
And in her mind she thought that sh'
Was worthy Of duke.
At last her charm began to fade
And beaux no longer came
In numbers to imp!ore the maid
With signs to change her name.
OF wedding rank the damsel gay
Long since abandoned hope.
And so she married yesterday
A man that peddles soap.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
G uaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds upon this condition.
If you are afflicted with Cough, Cold or
any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will
use this remedy as directed, giving it fair
turn the bottle and have your money re-
funded. We could not make this offer did
we not know that DR.. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at G. M. Creamer's Drug
store. Large size so cents and $100.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
The Daily New Mexican
REA ABLE PARAGRAPHS,
yapor Poison and Its Antidote.

The morning and evening mists that pervade
the atmosphere of malarious localities can not
be breahed with impul ity. safeguard Is
needed to render harmless the dangerous MAS
mata with which they are impregnated. The
surest safest defense Is IIostctters Stomach Bit
tiers. 1t is an antidote to the poison which has
already been inhaled and borne fruit, all ade
quate preventive of its harmful effects. NO
preparative for the breathers of miasma tainted
air drinkers of malaria poisoned water like the
Bitters 1t completely neutralizes the otherwise
Irresistible onset of the aerial foe Settlers 0
newly cleared land, Excavations of canal routes
(notaby that on the lsthmus OF Panama.
western pioneers anu emigrants-i in short all
subjected to malarial influences III the air or
water find in it benign remedy, ali effectual
safeguard. Disorders OF the st mach, liver and
bowels, ala Grippe" rheumatism and kidney
complaints are remedied by the Bitters.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
HaDpy HOLSTERS

VIM. Timmons, Postmaster of Idaville
Ind, writes: Electric Bitters has done more
for me than all other medicines combined,
for that bad feeling arising from Kidney
and Liver trouble" John Leslie, farmer
and stockman, of same place, says "Find
Electric Bitters to be the best Kidney and
Liver medicine, made rue reel like new
man." J. w. Gardner, hardware merchant,
same town, says: Electric Bfters is just the
thing for q man who is all run down and
don't care whether he lives or dies, hefound
new strength, good appetite and fetjust lik e
he had new lease on life Only SOC. bot :
tie, at C. M. Creamer's Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
A Cure for Pa,aly sis,

Frank Cornelius, of Purcell, Ind. Ter,
saws: 81 induced MIR. Pinson, whose wife
had paralysis in the face, to buy bottle
of Chamberlain Pain Balm. To their
great surprise before the bottle had all
been used she was great deal better.
Her face had been drawn to one side
but the Pain Balm relieved all pain and
soreness, and the mouth assumed its ma
tural shape" 1t is also certain cure for
rheumatism, lame back, sprains swellings
and lameness. 30 cent bottles for sale
by G. NJ. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

Capt. w. A. Albeit, who has long
been with Messrs Percival and Hatton,
Real Estate and Insurance Brokers, Des
Moines, Iowa, and is one of the best
known and most respected business men
in that city, says: II can testify to the
good qualities of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. Having used 1t in my family
for the past eight years, I can safely say
!: has no equal for either colds or Group"
b cent bottles for sale by @. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Health is Wealth!

Dr. e. q. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment,A
guaranteed specific for hysteria, dizziness, con.
v0ts prostration caused by the use of alcohol OF
tobacco, wakefulness, mental depression, soft
ening of the brain resulting in insanity ana
old age, barrenness, loss of power III either sex,
Involuntary losses and spermatorrhna caused
by over exertion Of the brain, seIt abuse or over
indulgence. Each box contains one months
treatment; 81 a box or six boxes for IS, sent by
mail prepaid on receipt of price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received By
rs for six boxes, accompanied with S., we win
send the purchaser our written guarantee to 10
fund the money II the treatment does not effecb
azure. Guarantees issued only by A. @. Ireland
IT,. druggist sole agent. Santa Fe. N. n.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
lie the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
uses. TWENTY-FIVE cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

Give years ago had constant
cough, night swests, vas greatly reduced
III flesh, and had been gwen up by my
physicians. | began to take Ayers
Cherry Pectoral, and after uning two lot,
ties OF this medicine, Was completely
cured. "--Anga A. Lewis, Ricard, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Buoklen's Arnica esIvs,

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblaine
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents perr
box. For sale at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

From Brooklyn Life: He-What allow
ance do you think your father ought to
make us when we are married?
She-Well, if he max es allowance for
your faults l think he will be doing all
that can be expected of him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
The Difference.

From Brooklyn Life: Molly-Ned
Crusus is much better match than
Charlie Bullion; his fortunein larger, and
he has some intelligence.
Polly-You mean he has not only more
dollars, but more sense.
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uAInnp Gnad Nipht.O

Twas half past nine when We went by,
And meath the sterling dim,
We heard the maiden sweet and shy
Whisper good night to him.
Returning at eleven we
Could scarce believe our sight:
They still were standing there, and he
Was whispering Good night"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
DR.. Acker's English PHI.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of ap
petite, bad complexion and biliousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Reason For 1t.

Astron omers are said to be men of
amiable character.
Huh there's reason for their being 80.
What reason?
Their business is always looking up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
He Roasted High.

You say the chicken soup isn't good?
Why, l told the cook how to make it.
Perhaps she didn't catch the idea.
Boarder- No; l think it was the chicken
she didn't catch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

AS general liniment for sprains and
bruises or for rheumatism, lame back,
deep seated or muscular pains, Cham
berlain's Pain Balm is unrivalled. For
sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Same Old Story.

Caesar the Great Crossing the Rubicon)
Have you got any ferry tickets with
you?
John Smith-No, I haven't. Knowing
that 1 was going to cross the ferry, left
them all at home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01

Ethel has always said that she believed
she was born with a mission to reform
something, and it appears she was right.
Indeed?
Yes, she has just married minister's
son.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
Insufficient Data for an Opinion.

From Life: Do you suppose George
could be base enough to Il AIRY me for my
mnney2
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-10-01
The Right Sort.

From Paper Mill: That girl is just like
tissue paper.
Because she is so thin?
No, because she makes no resistance to
pressure.