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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
EDMUNDS GOT EVEN
His Peculiar Method of Furnishing q
Newspaper Correspondent

A good story is told in the Chicago Her
aid concerning Mr.. Edmunds' use Of in
toxicating liquors. One day last winter
the senator was in the chamber with a
face somewhat redder than usual, aud a
western newspaper correspondent sent out
a description OF the StateSman's appear
ance and manners which was not at ait
cOmpli mentary. a week or two passed
aid. surprising that Edmunds had not
seen the letter, in which he was described
as mandlin, the correspondent called on
the Vermont senator at his committee
room for some information. Edmunds
was as genial as summers sun. "Sit
down, said he. land III tell you every
thing you want to know. But first let me
ask you TO sample little OF this, and the
senator drew aside little green curtain
which covered part Of his book
case and brought forth a decanter of
whisky and two glasses. For half an
hour the newspaper man sat talking
with ms host, occasionally Sampling the
good old liquor and having a very pleas
ant time. He evidently never saw any
letter about his drinking" thought the
spondent as he rose TO go. wait a
minute" said Edmuhds. Now that YOU
have tasted and praised my whisky, |
want to see what you think OF this" and
he paced In the correspondents hand a
cutting of that very article. Edmunds'
eyes twinkled with delight as his caller
attempted to stammer out an explanation
or apology. Don't say word" he ex-
claimed: don't say word about it. It's
all right, and when you feel like it Just
write me up again In the same way" The
lesson was an effective one. II was unable
TO say single word the correspondent
afterward confessed What could | say?
But know that II Mr.. Edmudds stays in
the senate another twenty-five years and
gets red in the face every day I'll never
write another unpleasant word about
him"
Don't fail TO hear the silver solo cornei
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
CHURCH SERVICES

st. James Episcopal Church, Rev. L. w. APP
plegdte, rector. residence seventeenth
street, near Knox. Services in G.. a. X
hall, two blocks west Of postOfiice. sunday
school 9:45 "A. N Morning service II O'Clock.
Evening service and sermon at $50.
NOTICE TO NEW CONERs.-Nuu will be cOrdi-
ally welcomed 10 - James Episcopal
Church. il you will mail your card with
residence 10 Rev. l.. w. Applegatc. or make
yourself known at amy service. We snail
be pleased TO offer any suggestions which
may help strangers to become thoroughly
at home In Fairhaven.
First Methodist Episcopal church, corner Of
Mill and Sixteenth streets +, W, 10y. pas
tor-Preaching today at II a. m. and 500 p.
m. Morning subject: Wrestling jacob
Evening: The .r-Reaching Effects Of
Intemperance." Glass meeting, 10 a. m.
Sabbath school l2:l5 p. m. kpwOrth League
900 p. IN. Bible class on Tuesday evening.
Prayer meeting on Thursday evening at
500 y. N. Ladies' Aid Society at the resi-
dence of Mrs Taylor, rear Of church. All
are invited.
Elder William f. Cowden Of the Christian
Church, will preach In the school house,
corner of Mckenzie and sixteenth street,
each Lords day. at 3 O'Clock p. m. Mem
bers and friends are cordially Invited.
German preaching every first and third sun
day of each month at 300 p m, in the
Danish and Norwegian NJ. F.. church on
Donovan avenue, fairhaven, Wash. All
Germans are cordially invited to attend
II. Hansen. pastor; residence on Knox
and TwentY-Third streets.
Presbyterian Church-Thirteenth and Col
umbi8, w. A. Mackey pastor. Sunday ser
vices-Preaching at 1900 a. m. and 1880 D. Ia
Sunday school at 10 a, m, Christian En-
deavor prayer meeting at 6:45 p. m. Mid
week prayer services Wednesday at 7;3C
ID. m.
First Congregational church, corner Of Thir-
teenth and Gambler streets-Sabbath ser
vices: Preaching service at 500 a. m
Sunday school at ~ sharp. Christian en-
deavor at 6:30 p. m. Preaching service al
1880 p. m. Wednesday night. prayer meet
ing at 1870 p. IN. Everybody welcome.
Baptist Church-Meets at Tbistle's hall
corner of Eleventh and Mill streets. at 4
a. IN. Subject The Laborer's Demands.
SEQ p. M. "John Bunyan aud His Service
to the World" Earnest-Workers meeting
at 700 D. m, All are invited
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
The Feud Still On

PARKERsBURG, w. Va, May 2-The re-
port Of a marriage, which it was reported
would occur on Tuesday next between a
son Of the Hattields and a daughter of the
peace between these warning families. is
declared by a journal published in the
region of the troubles, TO be without
foundation. For Two years no outbreak
has occurred between these families, but
they are still deadly enemies, and provo
cation Is alone necessary to precipitate
more trouble. No wedding has been
thouphf of
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
PERSONAL

L. c. Warner, manager Of the Fairhaven
Foundry and Machine company. arrived
in the city yesterday morning.
Frank Wnkeson aud wife returned 10
the city yesterday from a trip to Hamil-
ton
j. A. Barker left last evening for Los
Angeles, Cal. where he will meet his
mother, who is on her way 10 the coast
from Danvile, III. Mr. Barker will re-
turn IN about a month, bringing his
mother with him.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
TO SEE THE PRESIDENT
Steamers viii Charge Only Single Fare
For the Round Trip

The Pacific Navigation company with
characteristic enterprise, has issued a
circular to the effect that but single
fare will be charged to Seattle and Taco
ma during the time the PRESIDENT is visit
ing the sound. The State of Washington
will leave Monday and The FairhaVeR
Tuesday evenings for the above named
points and will arrive in time TO give all
an opportunity to see the chief executive
of the Union.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

The Wisconsin Grocery, located on
Harris avenue, between Fourteenth and
Fifteenth streets, J. A. johnson, O. +.
Kraabol and j. NJ. Scarsett, proprietorS,
will be opened for business on Monday,
May 4th, with a complete stock Of staple
and fancy groceries, provisions, crokery
and glassware. They solicit inspection
OF their stock by the public aud hope by
square dealing and keeping honest goods
To merit their patronage.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
What "a Fortune

are aware OF the short time It takes dis
ordered liver TO cause blotches on the
face and also dark greasy skin. Beggs
Blood Purifier and Blood Maker will re-
store this organ to its natural and healthy
state and cleanse the blood OF all impur.
90 les. All druggists keen Ia.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

Fairhaven Foundry and Machine com
pany, spent part of yesterday afternoon
In consultation with Chief Engineer Dono-
van, the result of which was that the
railroad company has agreed to run a
The track along Bennett avenue will be
taken up and the tangent along the rail
road trestle will be extended.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
Removal

The Mayer-Smith Grocery Co. are NOV
ing their large stock of staple and fancy
groceries into p. +. Smiths new building,
on west side of Eleventh street, between
Harris and Mill streets, where the wants
Of their patrons will receive prompt and
attention. 1884
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
Waiting for Harrison's Return

WASHINGTON. May The whole fnan-
cial question will be- held in allegiance
until President Harrison's return to this
city.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

On Wednesday, May 6, 1891. at 10 O'Clock
a. m, will offer at public auction s2,OO0
worth Of household furniture. Sale will
take place at my residence on Fourteenth
street, between Knox and Gambler.
f. A. WooDs
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
Presidential Reception

On the occasion Of the Dresldentional
reception at Tacoma and Seattle, the
Union Pacific company will sell tickets
at one fare for the round trip. On We'd
nesday, May 9Th, the steamer Sehome will
leave Fairhaven at 4 a. M, arriving at
Seattle at II noon. Elegant breakfast
served on board, Tickets on sale May 5th
and 9th, good returning May stb incu-
Siye. l4OG
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

The j. l.. Thatcher Co. Eleventh street.
between Harris and MIL the only first
class family wine house on Bellingham
hay fO5l
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

NJ. O. Tibbts, who always has little
money to loan, now has his Office on
Eleventh street, opposite the Citizens
Bank. 1873
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

-Beggs Liver pills are a mild laxative
and act directly on the liver and kidneys
as well as on the bowels All druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
The ALnrid Enriched

The facilities of the present day for the
production of everything that will con-
duce to the material welfare and comfort
of mankind are almost unlimited and
when Syrup of Figs was first produced
the world was enriched with the only
perfect laxative known, as it is the only
remedy which is truly pleasing and re-
freshing to the taste and prompt and
efectual to cleanse the system gently in
the Spring time or, in fact, at any time
and the better it is known the more pop.
Nar it becomes
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

1nstauraptc aud boarding ! atbron'c
nosfoutdffio houses buy at LuthfVp
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

Money TO Loan
Day & Hartford, Harris street, near
Elpypnth
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03

Don't fail TO hear the silver solo cornet
band open-air concert on Tuesday, by
Alba Heywo0d's company.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-03
Knner's standard time.

Kuner's standard time.
nrncorioc At wholesale and | athrnn'c
oiuoo'ioS retail at No'h'op q
The J. l.. Thatcher Co. has a new in
voice of Cyrus Noble" 1851
-4
Use Beggs German Salve for cuts
sores aud burns. There Is none better.
Stnvoe At prices TO sell at athrnn's
Money to loan. Asahel Dillon. Office.
corner Fourteenth and Mill streets. 1898
Use BeRgs bandeiion Bitters for indf
gestion and dyspepsia and all kindred
diseases.
fyeWb0dV is invited 10 buy athr0n'S
I'o' JuouI groceries at Iu'h'opo
Wines and liquors for families go TO The
Thatcher Co. 1851
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

May be followed by a morning of la Grippe
Easily, and why? Because the displacement OF
covering il bed, neglected draught fr"m
partly closed window, an OPP II transom connect
ed with Il windy entry i'll hotel, may convey to
your nostrils and lungs the death d. aling blast
Terrible and swift are the inroads made by this
new destroyer. The medicated alchohoic prin-
ciple in Hostet'cr's Stomach Bitters will check
the dire compai IT. A persistence In this pre-
ventiye of its further development will absolute
~ checkmate tn dangerous ma'ady. Unmedl-
Gated alchUho!ic simu arts are OF niue or no
value. The lust medium is the Bittcrs. Not less
efflcacous is it i'll cases of malaria bi10usness,
constipation, rheumatism, nyspepsaandk kidney
trouble The weak are usually those upon whom
disease fustens first lnyigt Ia with the Filters
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
A Cure for PARALYSIS,

Frank Cornelius, OF Purcell, Ind. Ter,
says: 81 induced Mr.. Pinson, whose wife
had paralysis in the face, to buy bottle
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. To theil
great surprise before the bottle had al
been used she was great deal better
Her face had been drawn to one side
but the Pain Balm relieved all pain and
soreness, and the mouth assumed its ma
tural shape" 1t is also certain cure fol
rheumatism, lame back, sprains swellings
and lameness. 80 cent bottles for sale
by G. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump'
ton, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition
If you are afflicted with Cough, Cold OF
any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and Will
use this remedy as directed, giving 1t fan
trial, and experience no benefit, you may re-
turn the bottle and have your money re,
funded. We could not make this offer did
we not know that Dr. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at c. NJ. Creamer's Drug
store. Large size so cents and Sl.00.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

VIM. Timmons Postmaster of Idaville
Ind, writes: electric Bitters has done more
for me than all other medicines combined
for that bad feeling arising from Kidney
and Liver trouble" John Leslie, farmer
and stockman, of same place, says: "Find
Electric Bitters to be the best Kidney and
Liver medicine made me feel like a new
man, j. w. Gardner, hardware merchant
same town, says: Electric Bitters is just the
thing for a man who is all run down and
don't care whether he lives or dies, he found
new strength, good appetite and felt ustlik
he had new lease on life Only SOC. bot
tie, at c. M. Creamer's Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
True to His Motto.

New York Press
She had yawned six times, looked al
the clock four times and pretendeI to be
half asleep three times, but the young
editor who was calling upon her was SO
much in love that he did not notice these
manifestations of WEAKNESS. AT length
she said:
Most newspapers have notices, haven't
they?
Some have.
Has yours one?
Yes.
What is it?
We are here to stay.
could have sworn it was something OF
the kind, she said with sigh, and the
silence was resumed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

Cart ". A. Albeit, vEo has long
been with Messrs Prrcival and natton,
Real Estate and Inanrance Brokers, Des
Moines, Iowa, and is one of the best
known aid mot respected business men
in that city, says: Il can testify to the
good qualities of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. Having used 1t in my family
for the past eight years, can safely say
!: has no equal for either colds or Group"
80 cent bottles for sale by q. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
lie the best known remedy for dierrhes,
whether arising from teething or other
G uses. TWENTY-FIVE cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
A Homeless Struggle.

Parishioner: l heah dat de camp
meetin' is done been discontinued,
Mastah Whaleback. What war de mat
ter? The Rev. Mr.. Whaleback: Wat
wifi Tree white men jes' outside de
grounds a-peddlin' hard cider, watah-
millions, an lottery tickets bit war i'm
possible foh me to keep up de religious
fervor OBJ de congregatiol, sab Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
M1sdirected Sympathy.

A New York clergyman, meeting one
of his female parishioners dressed in deep
black, tried to console her by saying:
You have no idea how regret to see
you wearing those sad habiliments OF
woe.
You can't be as sad about it as l am,
responded the widow. look worse in
black than in any other color. Itmakes me
look like fright.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Under the Rose.

| sent my love a rose last night,
And begged she'd wear the flower for m
And when / saw it DER her heart
whispered low lovers plea.
Alas, she sighed, you sent rose,
Forgetful of its mystic spell.
wear it Ger my heart, and now
WHAT'S in my heart may never tell.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
The wi ling Patiept.

indianapolis Journal.
Nudge (who has sworn of)-Dr.
stepped on banana peel and received a
pretty hard fall. am afraid have broken
my wrist.
Dr. Bowless-Let me see. No, there is
nothing broken. Just battle your wrist in
whisky four or five times day and you
will be alright.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. hadn't better be
examined carefully for internal injuries,
too?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

Give years ago had constant
cough, night sweats, was greatly reduced
in flesh, and had been gwen up by my
physicians. l began to take Ayers
Cherry Pectoral, and after uaing two bot
ties OF this medicine, was completely
cured. "-Anga A. Lewis, Ricard, N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Bucklen's Arnica saive.

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price Is cent? per
hox. For sale at a. C. Ireard's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Is There q LoophOle9

He-You have beautiful collection o.
pressed flowers.
She-Yes, but lack one variety.
He-What is that, pray? Perhaps
can secure it for you.
She-Orange blossoms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

As a general liniment for sprains and
bruises or for rheumatism, lame back
deep seated or muscular pains, Cham
horlain's Pain Balm is unriyalled. Fol
sale by g. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
In Case Of Fire.

Nervous guest ION ninth floor Of summer
hoteD: All, porter, in case OF fire, is il
easy for me TO get out? Porter: Oh, yes
sir. Take that flight of stairs at the enc
of the hall. Nervous guest: Where dc
they lead to-? Porter: The roof, sir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
Didn't Dave 10 BE Familiar.

From the Philadelphia Times.
Then, why is it you read Browning il
You can't understand kim?
Understand him? echoed the Boston
girl. If | could und' rstand him do you
think I'd entertain the respect for him
do?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

Jack-You should never throw kisses.
dear.
Ethel-Why not9
Jack-They are too precious to be
handled SO carelessly.
He was allowed to help himself.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
DR.. ACker,s English PHI.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of 81
petite, bad complexion and hilousness
they have never been e4laled, either in
America tr abroad
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26

Mrs. Iayseed Cooking through the bars
of the cage: Did you ever see anything
more beautiful than the foliage of those
birds Kate Fields Washington.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
An Editor in Hard Luck.

An Editor in Hard Luck.
We have collected some cash-a dollar
and half,
We'd use it if the girl was true;
Her father objected with a rollicking
laugh,
And the girl-she objected, too.
-Adet (Ga., } News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-09-26
NOTICE OF THE ORGANIZATION
OF THE
Court Of Private Land Claims

NOTICE is hereby given that the Court of
IN Private Land Claims, established by the
act of Congress approved March 8, 1891, en-
titled IAN act to establish Court of Private
ment of private land claims in certain States
and Territories" was duly organized at the
City of Denver, in the State of Colorado, on
the first day of July, 1891, by the appoint
vided for in said act. And by order of the
Chief Justice and Associate Judges of said
court, the first session thereof will be held
at Denver, Colorado, on Tuesday, the l7th
day of November, 1891.
The substance Of said act of Congress is as
follows:
Nevada County picayune., 1891-02-26
Bill Apps Advice to Boys.

1t is an old saying that il a young
man saves his first s. 900 he will get
rich-that is so nine cases out of ten
yes, if he will save his first 500
he will succeed, and any young man
can save that much in a year if he
will let whisky, tobacco and the So
ciety girls alone-society will keep a
poor young man poor. 1t keeps
married folks poor. i am thinking
now Of a married man who is bowed
down with debt, while his family is
trying to keep on the ragged edge Of
society. A milLner makes their
clothes, and they are just obliged to
ride in a carriage when they go visit
ing. Such people are the town
talk and don't know it, There are
nice young men in every town who
have been clerking for years and
haven't laid up dollar, They must
take a girl to every show tia. comes
along, and spend five dollars on
Nevada County picayune., 1891-02-26
A Cats Extraordinary Leap.

In the latter part OF 1880, when
the Washington monument had
reached the height OF 100 feet, an adj
ventureus and patriotic cat assembled
the interior of the shaft by means OF
the ropes and tubing. When the
workmen arrived at the upper land
ing next morning and began to pre-
pare for the days work, pussy took
fright, and, springing to the outer
edge, took "header" of 100 feet to
the hard earth below. In the de-
scent, which was watched closely by
two score of men, the cat spread her
self out like flying squirrel and
alighted on all tours. After turning
over on the ground few moments
in a dazed manner she prepared to
leave the grounds, and had almost
gotten beyond the shadow of the
monument, when a dog belonging to
one of the workmen, bounced upon
her and killed her, she, Of course,
not being in her best running trim
after performing such an extraordi-
nary feat. One Of the mea procured
the body OF the dead feline, smoothe d
out her silky coat and turned the re-
mains over to representative OF the
Smithsonian Institution, who mounted
the skin and placed it under a glass
case. The label on the case tells
this wonderful story in few words :
This cat on September %, 1880,
jumped from the top Of Washington 8
Monument, and lived.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-02-26

every dance, for those who dance
must pay the fiddler. Capital is
very particular nowadays. When
capital wants young man it looks
around for one who doesn't drink or
smoke or gamble-onc who saves his
money and doesn't run about OF
nights. Family influence isn't worth
a cent now. A young man stands
on his merits, his habits, his associa-
tion.. Young man, there is blue
book in every town, and your name
is on it. But there is no use of a
young man failing to get employ
ment in this blessed country. IL he
does not it is his own fault. If he
cant get rich fast. he can Slow. If
he will begin young, work hard and
behave himself he will accumulate a
plenty for his old age. Old age
wants some money. 1t wants rest
and should have it. "Otium cum
dignitate" is the Latin for dignified
leisure, but l heard Judge Under
wood say it meant ''rest comes after
digging" Dig first and rest after
wards. Old age does not want to
get up cold winter morning and
make the fire and cook the breakfast.