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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-29
GOLDSMITH & CO.'S
MAMMOTH CLOTHING HOUSE,


sold goods season than any season heretofore
The easily explained Beautiful
and Fit with Workmanship Combined been thoroughly
tested and well their patrons who in
have taken much pleasure in recommending their friends
our to buy their Clothing which equal
custom Tailoring make and onehaf the cost Friends
who have not fine large should at
once avail themselves Of the opportunity OF the pat
terms already sold and duplicated
"That leaves without Perfect Fit in every
detail"
We also call your display large
assortment of White and Fancy Single and
vests the largest variety the country We have opened
out from factory Baltimore patterns
Mems and Boys Suits before it too
late.
We must not overlook Boys Children's Depart
parents Special Styles Pat
terms all Of the very latest fabrics and mporations During
the coming week will clear about $50 Chdrens
Odd Sizes at just oneha the usual prices Bring your
boys and secure the pums
Our Gents Furnishing Department is complete every
detail will open out Monday the Fault
less Night Shirts Boys Sizes and offer
the same at very low prices. Come and them
Our Shoe Department have enlarged and
largest and finest assortment from the welknown manufae
Hecht.
The Iron-ead and Patent Leather Shoes Speciality.
We carry full beautiful line of the Mothers Friend
Shirt Waists.
" IT
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YOUR DENTIST. DIR. ToLBrRsT.

Moved to 26 W. Second South street. west
of Walker Bro. g store.
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FIRE EsCAPEs-CARD TO THE PUBT1u

Bergen & Lang, tailors, 39S. West Tenn
pie. Suits made to order. Fit guaranteed
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Dyspepsia's victims are numbered by
thousands. So are the people who have
been restored to health by Hoods Sar-
saparilla
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Liverpool Grain,

LIVERPOOL. May S.-Wheat-Unchanged
Corn-Demand poor for spot and fair 70.
futures; spot and May, 5s. 3D.. firm; June, 5s
2Iad, firm; July, IS. 214d., firm.
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COMMERCIAL.
Money Market.

fIEw YORK, May @s-Money on call, easy :;
closed offered g.
Prime mercantile paper, 515@7.
Sterling exchange, steady; sixty-day bills,
4.8414 demand, 4.SSs4
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GARFIELD REACH

Trains between Salt Lake and Garfield
Beach will run as follows until further no
tice:
Leave AYripe LedUe Aryipc
SAT- Lake: GARFIELD: Garfield: Salt Lake:
$40 am. 9:35a.m. l:50p.m. 3:I5pm.
= 200 pm. 2:50p.m. 4:45p.m. 5:35 pm.
d. E. Burnley, Gen. Agent
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Petroleum.
Boston Quotations.

NEW YORK, May 2S.-Petroleum-June closed
6SA
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PRICES LOW. CALL ON US,
NOTICE OF SALE OF EsTRAys


T HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE FOL.
i lowing described animals, to.wit:
lone yellow horse, 8 or 10 years old, star in
forehead, branded M on left shoulder.
2-One yellow horse, or years old, black
legs and stripe down back, branded N on left
shoulder.
s-one yellow mare s or years old, black
legs and stripe down back, branded M on left
shoulder
4-One yellow mare. or years old, white
strip in face branded N on left shoulder
5-One yellow mare, years old, white strip in
face; no brand.
6-One sorrel mare, or years old, branded
N on left shoulder.
Zone bay mare, or years old, white strip
in face, branded NJ on left shoulder
S-One sorrel horse, white face and hind feet.
or years old, branded WI on left shoulder
and thigh
9-One roam stallion, 2 years old right hind
foot white; no brand.
Which, if not claimed and taken away, will be
sold at public auction on Saturday, June g. 1891.
JOHN MCCLELLAN, JR
Constable Tooele City Precinct Tooele County,
U. T.
Dated, Tooele City, May rs, 1891.
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SILVER BROS IRON WORKS
, No. 149 West North Temple
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London Money Market.

Bar Silver.
NEW YORK, May 2S.-Bar SILVER, 81.
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@iae beimiide Subnitrie.
Geo. Manbrp's 9ampf . aaferei.

Man b6rt bdufig, baB beimiide Sta
bufttir = nap benz spri6morte: Scr
propbet gilt nidts In ieinem Batter.
lanbe" = tn Der eigenen @tabt tpenig
anertannt tpirb. Wun, BET @eo. Mars
orp's Oampfttiferet 1T oies ui@t Der
Gal. SIN @esentbeil finben bic Gas
brita!e ber Gabrit reiBenben Mb5ab unb
fe 1T nit Nuftrdgen ni@t nur bon bier,
ionbern BON tiberal ber, f6rmIi1 iiber.
bduft. Der grfoIg Der erosartig elm,
seriwteten &hferei lit tein @ebeimniB.
6err Manbrp TT ein Meiiter In ieinem
SADIE. gr bat ME barauf eetpartet,
baB ibm ausndrtige Gonturrsna aupor.
tam, ionbern er f6nitt fe tets ielbff
ab, inbem er bic neueften Mnfn0fungen
ma6te urb bic neueiteu Maf1;nen auf.
itelte. 6eute III er fur bic beoeutenb.
fen Auftidse in Jdferu. 8otii9en, @is
fternen &c. elugeri1tet uub ole psrben
He prompt aussefibt. Die Guferei be-
fiatet f6 108 unb 10 Muffin traBe.
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Grfrealtde 8otidaft fir Qaabrenter.
Weme beutf6 Splpnie.

Sn Wuerfennung bes 1leiBss. Der
Wusbauer, Der Si6tigfeit unb beg ebs
rentuettben Characters Der beuti9en
Ga,met, bat bic 9an Mranfas 2anb 6
Immigration @ompagnie, tpeIGe einen
sroBen Sbeil Der tpesen ibrer groBen
Jrn1t5ortelt uuh ibres a%ugeuebmen
uno g~efuaban GIintas b~e.anstan st.
@barles 6alblufel" beRBt. bei6toHen,
bteies opsge5einuete Nanp nit beutIhen
8auerM uab Gbfan1tern 5u coloni,
fren. Stefes 2anb liegt in Mranias
@ouutp, Se1as. an Der GIte bes nteriz
fanii1en 8oIfe5.
Ser 8ooen lit nit eanb unb sers
lebien SeemuiGsln gemn9t, baber
lel1t gu bearbeiten, auBerbem bat ct
ben 9roBen Vor3ug ber llnterbep6He,
rurg. Sas @egenmaKer bleibt ai9i In
pfiBen fsben, Iangiam perounhenb
unb ben gOben iauerno. mie bas in 10
man6cn Gesenben ber Soil III. foahern
es 5iebt cur1 ben loferen @poen uno
nereinigt fib nit benz iberaa unter Der
Obet Fdhe MIR menige Gub lief 3u fins
oenben Mafsr in Uolae bs1e1 III Der
8obeu Dentge COL unier Der Obers
fd6e INNER feudt. feIbt in Den troden=
fen Sabren unb eisaet ii9 beBbalb 10
Dortreffi@ fhr Semitic unb Obhbau.
IS giebt teia 2anb auf ber Melt, tpo
Der Wein tpd9t mie bier, unb er reift
mebr als eiuen Wonat frubsr, als in
Californian.
IS inb idon einige Seutl9e bier,
unter anberen Grib 3imms,mann, tueI.
der friber auf Der Stats Ndetbaus
i6uIe uabe 8rpan dig @drtner oil,
geftelt NOR.
STR SoebIieber unb Slider 1T es
bas refine parabies. @s tit bier cine
CUTE @%eIegenbeit fur eiaeu @siddftss
mann, UNI eineu fleinen GauHaben,
D%erbMnben nit 8auhDl3hanbel, onaus
fangen, bic Gompaghie wtso ben Store
bauen laHen.
Was oas 2anb 10 smpFeblsnstpertb
ma@t fir bisberige &enter, lit, BOB bic
2ompagnie ben Seuti6eu 10 giintige
Raufbeoingungen felt. He brauden
ndmli@ bas erite Sabr tsinen Gent @elb
a~u3usableu, aber mhfen i@ fosleid an,
Rebeln unb einen Sbeil ibres gemdblten
2anbes bebauen. gs pirb nur on
10 irtlide WnfiebIer, aber ni9t
on @peeulanten Detfauft. Seuti9e
tuerben in ieber 8e3ieban9 bebot3ust.
Die Gompaguie bat Germ 9ouis
s. 8ri5I, pel@er In Mranfas paB
{friber &odport senannt) cine Mpos
ibefe befbt, als ibren beutf6en Mgenten
ernannt ftir ben 8erfauf ibrer 2dnGez
reien unb miro berielbe germ bersit fem,
ale Infragea au beantmorten, unb bies
tenigen, uel6e fommen unb f9 bas
9ano anieben polen, BON Mranias BOB
aus frei bortbin au fibreu.
Nan berfeble biefe @elegenbeit ni6t,
beionbers ba bas 2anb in Der Ndbe bes
tinftigen SiefwaKer 0afens Nranias
BOB 1T.
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Sas preuBif9e Ginan3miniferium
bat ben inn unterfteaten geb0rbeu
r~eueroinss einen gntwurf neuer Nus,
fhbrungs.g efimmuugen 3u ben 8rannt.
tpelnfteuer.@ sieben mitgetbeiIt, in benz
an @telle ber bisber ibliGen 6remhs
tp6gter oeuti9e Nusoride 3urNnmenbuns
gelanet ftnb: es finb nod Der eiraBb.
rpot" folgenoe: &egulatin = 9rbs
uuns; 8rennerei > Snpentar = 8rens
rerelrole; SpiritusmeBnpparat =
Branntmeinmebubr; Declaration =
N%nmeloung; ReoifDa Na9i9au;
&eititutiou = &~ad3abluug; &setlfica'
ton = 6einbranb; Giration Abias
bung; @~pecialbe5irt = sonoerbebebe.
art; 8%rennnpparat - Grenngerdib ;
epentusu - sutrefenbenfuas; Mtontes
jus - Gampforider; gretitirung =
Stumbling; Caution X 5i6etbeitss
Ieiftuug; &ssreb GriabanFpru6
itberSefiairen iiber5iebeu; &sois
ionsaotiabu6 = Na6i9aubeft; @eeiis
fi3irarparat= Meingerd 3, Wsinblafe;
llnipe,ftdten = 9o6i6ulen; Tabris
tant = 8erfertiser; &epiionsattef -
MISUNDERSTANDING.
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s.. &. Goaius Wauufacturims
60, No. l, 3, 5 uub Z Ofs Douton.
SttaBe, sbat bic gr6Bte NustpabI in
Wino', pfer6efrafts, Dampfs unb
panb. Yumpen offer Nrt uno boratig.
li6iter GOntruftiOu MaHer : &6bren
aller Nrt aebft 3ubeb6r int GroBs uab
Rleinban6eI. 9pbraul;f6e &ammen
uub Winbmiblen aler @r6Ben gum
pumpeu unb Mablen hnb bort au ba,
ben Ober mer6en ouf Beftsluns beiorgt.
@toBe Nusmobl IN allen Nrtifeln unb
bilise Breiie bel gebiesenher Ius,
ftihruna.
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9emti@> ssaalifdbe Gaule,

Gan a%ntouto, Stras.
Nnerfannt tii@tise 9ebranfatt fur anaben
1nb Madden felt breifis 9nbren III regst
@irflomtsit. BDrtreffi9e 2ebrfrdiie unter Be,
ndbrfer 2eifuug. Der englif6ea Spra9e nirE,
pte Der teutf6en, boae Ee4nung getraaen.
AneerDem iutsrridt i'm @banishen. GINGER.
maben borbereitete GdaIer fnbsn j~eberaeit
&nfuabne. Mdbere Anstnpft ertteiIen Ger
8. gr0o3, ardficent bes SGaI gorRapbei
unb % M BarbeG. Gireftpr Der Nnaali
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&err 6. 8. @aiiner, 90. 217 OF,
SoufiDn StraBe bdlt ftets bas pols
tOmmeafe Eager In 3ei9enmateria.
lien, &apeten, Garben, @los. 6bieaeI.
alas, 8ilcerrobmen. GirniHea unb allen
3ei@nens unb Naler.u tenRlisn. 2anR.
lerifh aussefibrte 8ilber unb Statuet.
ten &c. fnb In einei febensnertbeu Sol,
lerie our anF6t uub gum 8srtauf aug.
ssitelt. Sn fapeten uab 3immerbefcs
rationen 1T bas @ei9modoolle uso
ReueFe bort gu fiHben.
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staat Dbio, StaSt SOIsbO, |
QuedS E,ouuth. g. s.

Grant $. G5eueb befdp5rt, ta6 ct Der
dItere 4artner Der Girma s. 8. g5eaeb &
Co., III, pel6e @efdafte in Der etaft 80.
leoo, in oben %senanntea Gountb unb S.aate,
tbut. unb baB beiaste Girnaa bic Sainme bon
etnbunbert Dollars fir ieben fan bon
fatarr1 be3 ablen tpirb, ber burd ben gebrau1
bon sails Ratarrb &ur nidt sebeilt
meroen fam. Granf 8. @beneb.
8ef@npren bot mir nnb nnter hrieten in
meiner @e9eaipart ant 6. September A. D. 'ss.
@ Il. s.. @Ieafpn,
w 0fentli@er aotar.
Sau's RatarrB Sur pirb innerIi@ senpm.
men uno tpirft brett auf ba8 Slut unb bic
fdIsimigen Sberad9en be8 Shfems. Sabt
Gud nmlonf eeusnife tOmuien.
s. s. @beneb & &c., 3oleeo, Ohio.
az 8srfauft bon Apotbetern, rs @ts.
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@ndlena Slrnirn snfhe.

Die bette Selbe Der Welt fur e4nitte, auei6uns
sen, @ei&phre, Stebers unb SautsGnsi&las, GleAte,
betten furirt Sdmorrbptnen pber teine De,abllns.
@bqtse 8ufrtebenbett sarantitt pber las GeI6 wtrb
Suriideritattet. 25 Gents pie S6a9tel. Bum 9ertaui
Wtpteiate.
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Gotes Gofss 4!

8iQisfss, reinRes uno befes 6si>
5ungsmittel fur Sefen unb Ramire.
Wiro gum Breiie BON $3.50 per 8cnne
In allen SbeiIen ter @tabt ab9eliefe,t.
SeIepbon PIP.
GanN Antonio Gas D.
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@roBe Nusmatl in Minter 3 Waaren
foeben angetommen i'm

OE0pS W""r1UTs w %~E"st& OHuFtt
foeben angetommen i'm
Cinderella G@ubsVd1aftl
Die %feinifen Serrens unb 9arreu
S9ube. fOtpie aud bic befen unb bou
erbaitefen S6ul S6ube fir Gaaben
unb Mdb9sn.
Gmpfeblensweribe Nobitdt: SoIee's
paherbi@te GiIsi9ube unb 5il3 . pan.
tnHelnl
ueberbaupt Naes. mos in eiaeu, re.
guIdren e4nb . @ei6dft elfter RloKs
3u finbeu It'll
Cinderella S9ub.paIof,
Ode ScufonfraBe u. gbe. 6.
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THE OLD BAND.

rt,s ,,,chtv oooa ,o go, ,,o. q, ., ia ,
shove e'' wv" W ''o o''' 'o""
Considerin, I,vs beor .,,,,, ,,o,,,
woe '''' """' twenty se"' "n"
Since I moved ,bep ~ K.rsas n, ,o,-
cbanso w ''""'''' VI 'o''ee see
A comm, hack and notion ,,,,cs ,,.,,. uou, %
mo a.nd s,ra,',, a''''' '"'i's' '''"' "o" w
Especiollv at evenin' whom var rev ,on, Col.
lors ,naa, ' ''' "'" '""" '''
In fancy nniforr,s aud Al, .,s ,,. ,, ~ a..
street f'"' ''' VII Wv
What's coma NJ old R,u J.,ra,av md ~. O.,
morn feiiers; sayp
want 10 hear the old band play.
uyh.,,, ,,,. ~, ~, s.
,shana.s W." 1a., "u" N"' "h'"' anu
And Nota "a p,,s, 49, mn, IT,.
pioh,san 80 81. 80. "''' i'"''' """'
At h-n,has =, ri, ..Iss A..
n. 81, =, IL p'e" ''0 "'""i "' '""e
And oid ri Worns .,. ... .,.
~ ha,a. 80 "e '"'po"'e'' say "hats
Imste nn do,,,t var ra ,.,,
,,o,a,,au h.. "o" '"""' NV" ." coh'
And p,o vs ths,r ,,,',s,, ,,u, s., .,.
,ia,, - .-%s '''' W "''0 ''"" """'
A nj q, ,v,;.har srd arsna. $780,, ..
how anvwav '1"''' '"' ''Ao
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Sixteeners' Annual Reunion,

The Eleventh Annual Reunion OF
the Graduates of the different Soldiers
Orphans Schools will take place at
Reading, Pa, August IS, I9, 20, 1891.
These reunions are very enjoyable af-
fairs, and are looked forward to with
delight by Sixteeners, both male and
female, all over the State. The differ
ent committees are hard at work and
have mapped out very enjoyable pro
gramme, having enlisted the services
of the G.. A. r. Posts, the Veteran lie.
gion, Sons of Veterans Camps, and
some of the prominent citizens of the
City of Reading. They expect to
make this reunion the grandest of them
all. Full information can be had OF
Jacob A. Gramm, Box SAT, Harris
burg, Pa, or Of the Local Committee,
Isaac w. Hull, Chairman, aI7 Obey
Street, Reading, Pa.
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To our Subscribers.

The special announcement which
appeared in our columns some time
since, announcing special arrange.
ment with DR.. B. J. Kendall Co., Of
Enosburgh Falls, VT, publishers of
"a Treatise on the Horse and his Dis
cases. whereby our subscribers were
enabled to obtain a copy of that valu-
able work FREE by sending their ad-
dress to B. ]. Kendall Co. (and enclos-
ing two-cent stamp for mailing same)
is renewed for limited period. We trust
all will avail themselves of the oppor-
tunity of obtaining this valuable work.
To every lover of the Horse it is in
dispensable, as it treats in a simple
manner all the diseases which afflict
this noble animal. It's phenomenal
sale throughout the United States and
Canada, make it standard authority.
Mention this paper aohen sending
tor "1reaise and send direct to DR..
B. J. Kendall Co., as above.
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Florida's Labyrinthian Waterways.

Florida's L.abyrinthiaA waterways.
"Where have you been1" said guest
at one of the hotels yesterday as friend
walked up the steps, well laden with SOU
venirs from south Florida.
@Oh!" was the reply, "Pve been down
to Charlotte Harbor and up that river
with the unmentionable name"
"Caloosahatcheef"
@Yes, that's it. Ispent six days trying
to pronounce 1t and haven't succeeded
yet. These Indian names are beautiful
names, but they are deucedly hard to
pronounce. By the way, where have you
been?"
"Well, I went over to the Suwanee
River, cut over the country, and shot
gators on the Withlacoochee, fished for
bass in 'Tsala Apopka, sailed on Thono-
tosassa, skipped over to Okonlockhatchee,
walked by the shores of the Weohya-
kapka, plucked flowers by Hickpochee's
limpid waters, visited the sugar fields on
Tohopekaliga, sailed on the tortuous Kis-
simmee, was buffeted by the waves Of
Okeechobee, and have also captured tar
pom on the Caloosahatchee. also ex-
pect to visit Istokpogayoxie, Lockapepka,
Hatcheneeha, and Ecautockhatchee be-
fore leave the State.
"Gosh!" CALCULATED his companion, as
he stepped into the hotel.-[ Florida
Times Union.
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How's This 2

We offer One Hundred Dollars re-
ward for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props, To
ledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
J. Cheney for the last IS years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o. WALDING, KINNAN &
MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 7sc,
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
6-I9 4t.
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Constipation, Lame Back and
Headache it proves its worth in one
dose as it will cure the worst cases of
Bilious troubles. Manners Double
Extract Sarsaparilla can be given to
children as we'll as to adults. Mrs.
Thos. Morton, of Avoca, Pa. says that
it is the best for constipated children.
For Pimples, Boils, Rash and Eczema
it cannot be beat. For Erysipelas,
Scrofula and Salt Rheum it has no
equal. Once tried and it proves the
home friend. If your druggist does not
keep it, have him get it for you, and
you will never regret it. For sale by
all druggists, also at Moyer Bros,
Wholesale & Retail, Druggists. Price
soc bottle.
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Money Talks.
Bible-Filthy lucre.

Bible-Filthy lucre.
Washington Irving = The almighty
dollar.
Ben Jonson - Get money; still get
money, boys.
Bible-The love of money is the root
of all evil ... ...
Shakespeare-Money is a good soldier,
sir, and will on. -s.
Milton-Money brings honor, friends,
conquest, and realms.
Tennyson-But the jingling of the
guinea helps the hurt that honor feels.
Mirabeau--The two greatest inventions
of the human mind are money and
writing.
George Herbert - Get to live: then
live to use it, Surely use alone makes
money not contemplate stone.
Cowley-
Shame and woe TO us II we our wealth ebey,
The horse does with the horseman run away.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1891-07-10
Southern wit I'm War.

As we are reminded by the author Of
"Four Years in Rebel Capitals" the
| South, as well as the North, needed to
| exercise its sense of humor. whenever
that was possible, to carry it through the
terrible strain of the war; Some of the
puns, burlesques, and repartee of that
| dreadful time have become locally his
toric. Colonel Tom August, of the First
Virginia, was the Charles Lamb of Con-
federate war wits, genial and ever gay.
Early in secession days bombastic
friend approached him with the question,
@Well, sir, presume your voice is still
for WARP"
"Oh, yes, replied the wit, perfectly
still"
Always to be remembered is General
Zebulon Vances apOstrophe to the rabbit,
flying by him from a heavy rifle fire
"Go it, cotton tail! If hadn't a reputa-
ton. I'd be with you!"
Equally forcible was the protest of the
Western recruit, ordered on picket at
Munson's Hill:
"Go yander ter keep EN- of! wy,
weuns KEN hyah ter fight tn Yanks, an
eff youuns skeer 'em off, how'n thunder
ez thar goan' ter be a scrimmage, no
how?"
City Point, on the James River, was
the landing for transports. with soldiers
released from Northern prisons on parole.
One day most woebegone and emacisted
Johnny" sat swinging his shoeless feet
from barrel, awaiting his turn, when
pompous Federal major remarked, to no
one in particular: ut isn't far to Rich
mond."
"Reckn cts near onto three thousin'
mile" drawled Johnny weakly.
Nonsense! You must be crazy!" re-
torted the officer, staring.
"Wal, 1 ent a-reck' min edzact, was
the slow reply. @Jest thought SO.
kinder"
"Oh, you did! And why, pray?"
~'Cause it's TOXIN youuns nigh onto
foore year to git thar from Washn'ton,"
was the settling retort.
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My Head was Fairly Rotten,

And how much suffered it is hard to
describe. That loathsome disease,
catarrh, caused the above, and the
doctors said they could not relieve me.
l paid hundreds of dollars, for which
received no benefit. got more good
from two bottles of Sulphur Bitters
than from all the money paid to doc,
tors. l shall continue the Sulphur
Bitters. as have great faith that they
will cure me.-S. N, Day, al Han
0oer ~, B0St0lty float
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No. 164.-Cross Word Enigma.
In Elbe, not in Po.
In line, not in row.
In April, not in June.
In lunar, not in moon.
In lament, not in rue.
In yellow, not in blue.
In steam, not in mist.
Ny whole is baldheade ed humorist.
No. 165.-Pi.
A yoglr pareslpa het nocr;
Het wedmoa karl locras eth norm.
Eth wed tnselisg rove
Het sagsr dan teh rolvec
Sit eujn-nad het rumsem 81 nobri
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You Take No Risk.

In buying Hoods Sarsaparilla, for it is
everywhere recognized as the standard
building. up medicine and blood-puri-
fer. 1t has won its way to the front
by its own intrinsic merit, and has the
largest sale of any preparation of its
kind. Any honest druggist will con-
firm this statement. If you decide to
take Hoods Sarsaparilla, do not be in
duced to buy anything else instead.
Be sure to get Hoods,
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No. 172.-Beheading.

!. Behead intellectual, and leave to be.
have we'll or ill.
q Angry, and leave to censure violently.
3. The religion of Mohammed, and leave
the winning of all the tricks at whist. .
1. Overgrown with ivy, and leave con-
tested.
8. Pertaining to pictures or images, and
leave round and decreasing to point.
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No Matter How Hard

any druggist tries to sell you his own
cough medicine, remember he does it
because he makes more money on it.
Insist on having Kemp's Balsam fol
the throat or lungs, for there is nc
cough remedy SO pure and none SC
quick to break up a cold. For in
fuenza, soreness of the throat and
tickling irritation with constant cough
Kemp's Balsam is an immediate cure
Large bottles soc and 81, At all drug
gists.
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No. 180.-Tvo RhomboIds.

Across-1. A light meal. g. Takes Off the
skin. 8. Vessels for travelling 4. Sup.
ports. s. Little quarrels. Down.. A
oonsonant. 9. Aloft. g. To SEIZE 4. That
which is gathered from field. 5. Re.
ceivcs sound Q. To bring to a conclusion.
I. A German spring. 8. An abbreviated
word rdsignifying a sanctified human being.
Q. A consonant.
ACROSS. The entire. Q. Relating to
birth. 8. A girls name. L. A mineral.
& An issue. DOWN. A letter. 2. Upon.
q To brown. 4. A small particle &
Household gods of the Romans 6 De-
layed. Z. A head covering. 8. Behold.
O. A letter.
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No. 17o.-Incomple Sentences.

Replace the first blank by certain word;
then take word from this word without
rearranging the letters, and so form the
other words indicated by blanks Example:
Psalter, palter, paler
I. One of the bold - Of the Spanish
main often - of hitting the - of his
victims by giving them two - with his
club.
q A learned -, one of the upper caste
among the Hindoos, having stated that the
Of a certain ruler was composed Of
-, he was placed under a -.
3. The old tramp will - in the dirt -
with all who will listen to him, and this he
would continue to do till the - Of the
house came of or high - blew him
away.