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A BARRIERS Victim Takes Due Revenge.

Barber's Victim Takes Due Revenge,
A welLkn0wn Frankford druggist. who
takes much pride in his personal appearance
was 10 attend wedding the other day. and
at the last minute noticed he needed shay
ing; His regular shop was too far away,
and he rushed to nearby shon. The
knight OF the razor was In as big hurry as
his customer, and, unfortunately, let his
implement slip and cut cash in the drug
gist's chin. When the shave was over in
stead ot going to the wedding the victim
stood for a full half-hour in front of the
barber-slop wiping the blood from his cut
chin. q living advertisement of the BARRIERS
bot, hw0rk. The barber now threatens to
sue the druggist for iDjuring his business
Philadelphia Record.
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Rarkentine Portland Asbore

ASTORIA, Dec. 1.-THE barkentine Port
land. from San Francisco to load with lum-
Der, is ashore off Chinook River, Wash.
Captain DeImOt estimates his damage at
$1,000. He expects 10 get of Sunday.
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Insurance Companies Alsrmed

WATsoNvILLE, Dec. IA representa-
tive Of the Pacific Insurance Union, who
has been here during the past week inyesti-
eating the water pressure, reports that up-
less an additional force can be secured the
Insurance companies will Withdraw from
the city,
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An Expensive Error

BOISE CITY, Dec. 1.-THE Supreme Court
of the State to-day decided that the State
Board of Equalization had erred in equaiz-
ing the assessments by classes. This prac-
tically renders nuzatory all acts of the
board, and much litigation viii follow. 1t
is said that this decision will increase the
taxes of the Union Pacific Railroad 500, 600
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Oregon Wires Down.

ASTORIA (Oregon) Dec. ia heavy
landslide at Harrington's Point has buried
the telegraph line OH the north bank of the
to Fort Candy is demolished by gale.
The morning call., 1891-12-12

Richard G. Dove, the oldest employee in
the Government service in Washington, died
in that city yesterday. He was a clerk in
the Treasury Department, to which Office he
was appointed in 1929. under President
Jacksou's Administration
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Embcxzlement of a Time-Check,

Charles Bjorling swore to complaint yes
terday for the arrest of Younger Laundrun
on the charge of enlightenment. He claims
| that Laundrun sold time check calling for
| S24 70 to KelSo 81 Dare, regained possession
Of it by some means and sold it to another.
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BIRTHS MARRIAGES DEATHS.
RORN.

MAYER-In this city. December IL, 1891, to the
wife of Henry Mayer. daughter.
LO PRESTI-In this city December g. 1891, to
the wife of A Lo Presti, a daughter.
STOFFER-In this city. December T. 1891. TO the
wife OF Charles T. Stofer, son
McNESS-In this city. December 10, 1891, to the
wife OF Z. j. McNeSs,
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A Rio Outside Land DaaI

Records show that NJ. }. Simmons and
George ii. Davis have purchased the inter-
est of John Nightingale and J. Jonson in
their park blocks. The price is understood
tn he abOut sac O00
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Belle Miles Held to Answer.

Belle Miles was examined before Judge
Rix yesterday on the charge OF having in
duced Annie Holden, a minor. to enter a
disreputable house. She was held to an-
swer the charge in the Superior Court under
$1,000 bonds.
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Raaidanna Rnrnna

SusANv1LLE, Dec. n.-This morning at
IL O'Clock the residence of T. N. Long was
burned, caused by a defective chimney.
Most of the furniture was saved. The
house was insured in the Oakland Home
for $1,000
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GOLD THE STANDARD.

a Resolution That Will Be Read With Much
Interest.
Los ANGELES, Dec 1.-THE Chamber Of
Commerce tonight Endorsed by vote the
following resolution drawn by Judge X. M.
Widney: "Resolved. that this convention
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, faFIgH Tuhs.NAI JUSes I, FortIands l. Two-base
hits Work. Dooley. Sacrifice hfts-Glenalyiu,
Spies. Graft. Ebright, MOTT, Darrah. First base on
errors-Port;ands l. First base called balls
San Joses D, Portland .. Struck out-By harper A.
hcNabbi 4. Double play-Darrah 70 Glenalvn to
Motz Passed balls-Spies = Time OF game-I
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Another House Burned

WATSON VILE, Dec. 1.-THE residence
OF l.. Erickson was to-day DESTROYED by
fire, which originated In a defective iron
stOye-pipe. Loss, $500; no insurance.
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rage. She and the child were asleep when
some unknown person entered and poured
molten lead in her ear and spatterei a
quantity on the child. The woman's ear
was burned out and she will die. Tie child
Is terribly burned. but may recover.
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Poured Lead in Har Ear.

and infant child Of Albert Conan (colored)
were victims tonight o. q diabolical out
The morning call., 1891-12-12
THOMAS r. DAVIS.

Thomas r. Davis, Auditor of the Dis
bursement Department of the Pennsyl-
wanna Railroad, died yesterday in Philadel-
phia, ged 81 years.
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LATEST sHIppING INTELLIGENCE.

Arrived.
FRIDAY. December IL.
Me stmr Montserrat, Black burn. 8 days from De-
partare Bay; 1878 tons COAL TO Oregon Imp Co.
Domestic Ports.
SAN DIEGo-Arrlved Dec ll-Schr Alice, from
Port Ludlow.
The morning call., 1891-12-12

cagnD and "Romaine March" (Guonod).
The programme will be under the super
vision of Professor S. Arrillaga, organist of
the church.
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OFF for Coast Ports.
Around the World With One Cent.

The steamers Navarro. Celia, Whitesbro,
Crescent City and Arago left last night for
Goa st nnrts
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DEAD FROM DRINK.
A Man Who Has Held Prominent Positions
Killed By Rum.

MARYsvILLE, Dec. ia Swede about
so years old. named Alexanderson, who has
of late been employed as COOK. was found
dead In the read near Slcard Flat. He had
been drinking hard and alcoholism is sup
posed TO have been the cause Of his death.
The Coroner has gone to hold an inquest.
Many years ago he held prominent positions
in Sierra County.
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TROUBLE ON A TRAIN.

Urummer Claims to Have Been Assaulted
by Conductor.
MARYsvILLE, Dec. 11.-R. f. Whitney a
traveller for San Francisco drug company,
was put of the train here this morning, and
put under arrest at the instigation OF Con-
ductor Connors, who said that Whitney
had received $40 more in change from MIN
than lie should have got. Whitney claims
and has witnesses TO prove that Connors
beat and kicked him. He said that he will
have criminal charges preferred against
COnnors and that he will sue the com any
for damaees
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TO THE UNFORTUNATE.

DIR. GLIB ms DISPENS AIRY,
a 6e3 Kearny street. Established In 1855 4
EsE9A for the treatment OF private diseases De-
Al. ~ billy or diseases wearing on the body and
SS mind permanently cured. The doctor has
Nhstnf; visited the hoSpitals OF Europe and OBJ
-s'ss tanned much vaiuao lie information which
be can impart to thoss IN need OF his services. The
Doctor cures when others fall. Try him No charge
unless lie effects Persons cured at home Call
or write. Address DID. Il. GlBBON. BOX 1857.
San Francisco Cal. Charges reasonable. ml2tfexSu
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JONES GOT THE MONEY.

A Negro EmplOyc of the Machine Works
Arrested for Stealing.
Chief Waterman Obermeyer, of the
Roanoke Machine Works, arrested a
negro named Robert Jones yesterday
and landed him at police headquarters
on the charge OF stealing $40.
The employees of the shops were paid
off yesterday, and J. ii. Kesler, who
works in the machine shop, left $50
bill sticking in his envelope and threw
it on the floor Jones came along wheel
ing in car aXles and picked up the en-
velope.
1t was not long before Mr.. Kcsler
missed his money, and when Jones came
in again he asked him what he did with
the envelope. Jones said he threw it
out of doors. There was nothing what
ever in it.
Anumber of worlmen gathered around
and proposed to search tho negro. At
this he protested, saying il was first nee
essary to have warrant. Mr.. Kesler
then told him he would be satisfied if he
would let James Norman search him.
The negro theroupon took out his own
wages and asked that it be counted 1t
was found correct, but he was not
searched. The matter was reported to
Foreman Sautcr and Mr.. Obermeyer, and
it was decided to search the negro. He
was taken to shed and searched and
the missing money found under the lin
ing of his vest.
Mr.. Sauter said yesterday that the
negro had been good hand. and here
tofore seemed honest. He will loose his
situation even If he gets clear, as tho
management will tolerate no such con-
duct on the part of its employees. The
trial will probably take place to-day.
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SHELL OUT,

a few public spirited citizens have
contributed literally to the fund which
is being raised for the entertainment of
the Juniata Editorial Association which
will be here next week, the invited
guests of tho city. Many, however
fail to realize the Importance Of pro-
5yiding creditable entertainment for
the visitors.
Unless moro libcrality is shown by
those who are able to help in this mat
! ter Roanoke's reputation for enterprise
and hospitality will suffer next week.
There is but little time left in which
to make preparation and those who
have not been seen by the committee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

THE members OF tho Alliance State
convention now in session ct Richmond
deny the truth Of the report recently
sent out from Norfolk that there is o
conspiracy in the Alliance to defeat
Senator Daniel with Col. Robert Bev-
erly. The Alliance men say that they
never heard Of any opposition to Major
Daniel. Yet he is one of tho Senators
who, according to Colonel Polk, are
mark ed by the Alliance.
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ROANOKE COLLEGE : s::s MN -

Healthful Mountain Climate Choice
of Courses for Degrees; Commercial De-
partmeDt; Library II, 900 Volumes work
ing Laboratory; good morals; five
churches. Expenses for months SI54
to 1904 (board, fees, &C. Increasing pat
ronage from many States, Indian Terri
tory, Mexico, and Japan. Next session
begins September 10TH illustrated Cat
alogue and illustrated book about Salem
free. Address.
JULIUS d. DREHER,
july2l-eod to sept20. President
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COLLEGE OF WILLIAM AND

NOLLEGE OF WILLIAM AND
~ Mary, Williamsburg, Va.-Scssion
begins October l, 1921; closes July 4th.
The Oldest college in the South. Pro-
vidos thorough normal and academic
training. Historic surroundings, healthy
climate; forty eight miles from Rich
mond on the Chesapeake and Ohio rail
way. Terms cheap. Expenses for stu
dents willing to teach two years in the
public schools Of Virginia board, fuel,
lights and washing-SlO per month;
other students from Sl2 to Sl4 per month
Tuition fee charges against such stu
dents as are not willing to take pledge
to teach, S12 SO per half session. Send
for catalogue. LYON G.. TYLER
july26-lm President
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TO THE BUSINESS PUBLIC.

TIE TIMES is undertaking to get up
and publish in it's columns a directory
of all the businesses and enterprises of
Roanoke. Each line Of business will
have special classification. Mr..
George Martin, we'll known in Balti-
more, Atlanta and other cities, and now
associated with THE TIMES. will call
upon you within the next few days and
give the necessary explanation.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
To Test the Case.

A man driving buggy at greater
rate of speed than six miles an hour col
lidcd with bicycle in front of THE
TINES Office Wednesday evening, ran
over the wheel and passed on. Nor did
tho man in the buggy stop to sec
whether or not he did any damage. The
wheel was damaged slightly. but no COM
plant was made. Yesterday Mr.. C. r.
Evans, secretary of tho Whcclmen's
League. called at TIE TIMES Office to
secure the names of tho parties, both in
the buggy and on the wheel, and says
he intends to mako a test case of the
matter, and show that wheelmcn have
equal rights along with other vehicles
in toe street. Mr.. Evans further added
that it was malicious act on the part
of the occupants of the buggy.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
BLAINE AND HARRISON.

President Harrison and Secretary
Blaine may be on the best of terms, but
there is war between their friends. This
feeling is constantly growing warmer
and crops out at every gathering of Re-
publicans. Some of the administration
boomers who are the Presidents warm
est friends have gone SO far as to advise
them to ask Mr.. Blaine to retire from
tho cabinet or quit the field as a candi-
date for the Republican nomination in
1892.
The indications are growing stronger
every day that there will be a decided
contest between Harrison and Blaine in
the Republican National convention,
unless the rumor be true that Harrison
has decided not to oppose Blaine.
Blaine stands higher to-day in the
confidence and esteem of the people OF
the United States than at any period in
his long public career. If ono NAV
judge from the evidences Of Blaine's
popularity that crops out at every Re-
publican convention, he is the strongest
man in his party. His health seems to
be the only obstacle in the way OF his
nomination.
While the spread of the Blaine boom
was displayed in the Pennsylvania con-
vention at Harrisburg, Wednesday, the
administration feeling that was exhib-
tied is another evidence Of the coming
contest between the President and his
chief Cabinet officer.
The graceful thing for Harrison to do
is to acknowledge the superior fitness Of
Blaine and make his nomination unani.
NOUS. In this way the President can
serve his party, and perhaps his country,
best; for If he persist in opposing Blaine
the struggle that must follow will bring
no good to the Republican party.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
EDUCATIONAL.
NATIONAL BUSINESS COLLEGE,

:. Complete preparation for business.
Young men and women admitted to any
department of the college. The COM
pleto course embraces bookkeeping,
penmanship, business calculations,
forms, correspondence, mercantile law,
shorthand, typewriting, etc.
A preliminary department has been
added to the college, and will admit
boys and misses between the ages of ii
and Is years, according to qualifica atoms.
The course of study will embrace tho
primary branches and first principles of
a business education. For particulars
call at the college or address NATIONAL
BUSINESS COLLEGE, Roanoke, Va.
AuQ31-tf
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
Two An,,r,oanr

Mr.. Hardhead tcrszy madf-Ah, hal
Caught You at last, have ~ I under.
stand. sin that you have been can-1
ing mo d linz, and q thief, and born
scoundrea, q vito beate.. nnd @ biga-,
mist, and a drunkard
MIR. Greasheod-Reolly, you surprise
me. haSo no recollection Of
Mn HaNfhead thotly@I know IT'S.
true. Mn Goodheort sold no heard
you.
Mr.. Greathead-Qoodhe I rel
member now what you refer b. Duo
that, my friend, was during tho CAM;
paign.
Mr.. Hardhead-Ohi The canpaign9.
Beg pardon. WhaeU you taleea II Y!
Weekly
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
AGRICULTURAL AND

VIRGINIA AGRICULTURAL AND
Mechanical College, Blacksburg,
Va. Full faculty-ftteen instructors.
Well equipped shops and laboratories.
Farm of 300 acres. Degree courses in
Agriculture, horticulture, Civil, Me-
chanical and Electrical Engineering and
Applied Chemistry. Shorter courses in
Agriculture and Mechanics. Total cost
for session OF nine Coy months, including
clothing, text books, &C., about one
hundred and forty dollars (S14O) Next
session begins Monday, Sept. 81, 1921.
For information, apply to J. NJ. Nc
BRfDE, PHI. D., L. L. D., President
aug9tosep2O
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

should hunt up the committee to mako
their contribution.
AS THE TIMES has frequently said
Roanoke can not afford to entertain q
party Of editors from the richest Sec
ton in Pennsylvania in Cheap John"
style. If you have any city pride and
want to maintain your reputation for
hospitality, she'll out.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
P. 0. Box $50 ia Commerce. Ct
j. =. WING lid,
INVESTMENTS THAT WILL YIELD A SURE PROFIT.

75x15o feet just of Mr. Pope's house, at $40 per
front foot, owned by merchant out of town who
wants to put the money in his business
2 lots 5ox133 feet each on Washington avenue, price
$3.50 each.
lots Center street 5ox13o feet each back of West
End round house, $3.50 each.
10 lots 5oxIo5 feet West End Boulevard near all the
great works, price 5000 each.
houses the round house for 81 900 each, 500
cash, balance SIG per month.
house in West End, lot 5ox1 50, price $4,000
$500 cash, balance easy terms.
House on Campbell street between Park and Grove,
rooms, lot oox13o price $500.
lots South Jefferson street, 5ox 50 feet each price
lots on sh avenue 5ox13o feet EACH price 200
each.
Nice residence lots the Machine Shops for $40
each on easy terms.
We have residences in all parts ofthe at prices and
terms that will satisfy anyone
Strangers visiting the city invited make Of
fee their headquarters a,e,om
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ROANOKE, VA, AUGUST 81, 1891.
THE TIMES. COUPON.

THE TINES twenty per cent. cash
coupon will be discontinued at the end
of the present week. All coupons will
be good until the 31st of August, but not
after that date.
The experiment has boen novel and
decided success, and the coupons have
been used by several hundred patrons of
THE TIMES.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
what Sho SAID.

! Mr. Wfgglcs Gust In from tho ~road')
That's a deuced pretty girl you have
in tho kitchen Cell her In and sey some-
thing to her.
Mrs. Wlggies with rapidly formed
resolutlon9 Noble, come In here u
moment Tour month Is up tomorrow.
AS am going to get n new cook. will
give you two weeks wagos. and you
can go OF once.-Pucln.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
THE EPwORTH LEAGUE
Gives It's First Public Entertainment at
Trinity tabernacle.

Gives Its First Public Entertainment at
Trinity Tabernacle.
The Epworth League of Trinity
Methodist Church gave its first public
entertainment last evening, and. not
withstanding the Indictment weather,
there was quite largo audience. After
the singing of a hymn, Rev. C. Ii.
buchanan, of Vinton, led in prayer
The league sang another hymn and Rev.
D. w. Duffy, the pastor Of the church,
spoke few words of welcome. The fol-
lowing was the programme Of the even
ing:
Vocal solo, "a Winter Lullaby"
Mrs. Porter.
Lowell.
BY Miss Kate Ferguson, of Salem. Va.
Vocal solo, Calvary by Rodney.
Miss Mary Ferguson, OF Salem.
Violin solo, angels Screnade,"
Mr.. Nugent of Salem.
Solo and chorus, mot Half Has Ever
Been Told"
Mrs. Bobbitt and the League.
Vocal solo, Tho Farmer and the
Maid"
Mrs. Porter
Violin solo, "Traumeri." by Schuman
Miss Mary Ferguson, of Salem.
Closing chorus, The Growing Day"
Benediction by Rev. c. ii. Buchanan.
Mrs. Porter's singing was the feature
Of the programme, and Mr.. Urgent in
his smooth rendition Of angels Sere.
made" displayed talent and training as
violinist Miss Mary Ferguson's vocal
and violin solos and Miss Kate Fergu-
sons recitation also won much applause.
The social feature OF the evening was
an intermission between tho rendition
of the parts of the programme.
All the numbers on tho programme
were we'll rendered, and the league will
have good audience at it's next public
meeting
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Tho boy Is rnther of the arnn.

Tho boy Is Fnther of the Trnn.
Woo+EWhen was boy fully ex-
pectcd to be n greet man
Van Pel$-Whnt put the 4dea into
your hcad2
WoolPeop}a used to pat me ON the
head and say was O '>grea* boy,"--
Munsey's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
No ItcatrfcttonA

Little City Boy-Dont you wish yUo
was Mrs. Bro1vnston?
Mamma-Why7
Little City Boy-She don't have to
live in fat. She's got whole house
to herself and she can have just as
many children as she wants.-Good
News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

MUSIC TUITION.-DR. II. Fl. HAAS
1sl formerly of Hollins Institute, Va,
lately Of Wooster University. Ohio will
give vocal and instrumental lessons
after September tho first. Terms: S25
per term OF twelve weeks, or $40 per
course Of thirty-six weeks. Early appli-
cations solicited. Address DIR. IL. II.
HAAS, Salem, Va. aug9-
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
A Good Excuse

a Good Excuse.
He-f shall never go TO Vande1yrffts
again-pevcr.
Shc-Why, whot reason haVe yuu for
being so bitter against them2
He-Eeason enough They actually
hsulted mo in their own house.
She-But Jack. that's impossible.
They 1.-Two tn a rented house. Afunecy's
Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

IT often costs man something to
have opinions of his own and to stick to
them. Charles Emory Smith, it is said,
has lost the editorship Of the Philadel-
phia Press because he is Blaine man.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
A Convict pnr,lnneh

LiNcHbuHo, Aug. 1S.-lSpcciall-T
Governor to-day pardoned Henry Rod i.
gers, sentenced to tho penitentiary from
Rockinham county February, 1890, for
hve years for horses teahng. Rodgers
was liberated upon tho certificate Of
Prison Surgeon Nash that no is dying
with consumption, and further impris-
onment would only shorten his days.
Call and see our 80 bed lounge and $40
parlor suit. Copper & Stone, 10 Salem
avenue G a
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Well Utilized

Chawies- What have you done with
that dwcedful pa4ah of new tsFousahs,
my boy?
Dolphins- 10 q life-eawinR sta
ton on tho jersey coast They can be
heard foah miles from shoah md they
cost them less than fog horn--Pttte-
burgh Bulletin
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WAsHIN GroN AND LEE

University, Lexington, Va. Academic;
Law; Engineering. For Catalogue ad-
dress, G. w. c. LEE, President.
LAW SCHOOL
Washington and Lee University, Leg.
ington, Va, c. A. Graves, Prof. Com.
and Stat. Law. J. Randolph Tucker,
Prof. Equity and Constr Law, etc. Opens
Sept. 10. For Catalogue address,
aug13-1m G. w. c. LEE, President
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
we shed Weakness.

They had Sind for breakfast yeetefJ
day morning and the small boy o< the
family was allowed TO have trial OF
it. After minute or two he stopped
whats tho matter7" asked his ia
Their. Don't you like it?-'
Yes, sir" sending up his p2ate4 ~but
gimme pieco taint got so many adin,
tiers IN L. %WashinEton Star.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

Little DScA-S1omuao, I'm ovid ssch.
Mayn't stay home from SCHOOL,
Mamme-Certatnly. Lss downon&he
sofa
Little DSck Cby the window han ny
hour later9Mamma, may go out and
play hopscotch with Bully Buncss He
isn't at school TO dog.
Mamma-You ore sick
Little Dacas-So Is Billy.-Gm6Nyewss
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
Abandoned.

Police Captain = Why have you
brought this shaver here?
Oficer-Ue's IN abandoned youth
P. Csc young, and already De-
praeedi
O.-NoI his parents seem to haTo do
serted hinI-LiQht.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21
Nothing Funny Abou..ra

Frend-I liked TO have died lau9hn9
when that stranger come In church Sun
day and sat down on that nice silk hat
on the pew In front of You, Chucleier.
How did you manage to keep your face
so straight?
Chnckler-Why. blame It, thaA pas
my hat--Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-21

A LLEGHANY INSTITUTE, ROAM
N oke, Va, q first class academy for
boys and young mon. Full corDs OF ex.
perienced teachers. Students prepared
for college and university, and for bust
ness life. Ninety students enrolled la. At
session. Health and order unsurpassed.
Send for catalogue to REV. C. T.
JAMES. Principal, Roanoke, Va.
july12 2m