New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.


says the Rambler, otherwise DR.. Wayland, IN "Tn
National Baptist: "rhe other day, the Rambler wa
accosted by D colored man bearing testimonial In
which it was said In substance The undersigned,
knowing Mr.. A TO be a man Of sterling integrity
and OF (here followed long nst Of the Christian
virtues raised TO the nth power) hereby recommend
him TO the new Mayor for any position I'm his gf.'
mr. words 10 that effect Then followed list Of n0mes
enough TO take away ones breath But how did all the
srnatories know that the recommended had all these
oualitiesi DO you ask what the Rambler did In the
premIsesa He begs you not 10 press the query he
asks YOU to consider that ls is but dns; was hs by
refusing 10 say that all those eminent, those dis
tInsuished men Of whom the city Of Philadelphia Is
hardly worthy, had spoken falsely. and that they did
not know what they said they did known
blush is defined by DR.. T. G. Minor as TEN.
porary erytema and calordc effugence Of the phya.
snog as SS By s Of Of the
sense Of shame, anger Or other sanse syeniuans
aress Of Of the s saEsy ey are aS s
radiant, acrated, compound nntTaye circulating
liquid emanating from az nti nr ,eh psscsrs
tional acquisitions Of the typical Boston grL When
blush ladies' Just reflect th upon 1on 's irs4s
ton Journal.
Ben Tilett the English labor leader. addressed
religious conference the other day. There is be
said an element Of religion In every "orklh gInAn
heaps of my own associates have as mnch rengOn
their hearts and lives would do for hall dozen
archbshops. want to tell religious people that tfs
working classes are to be There Is as much
intolerance and pure cussedness IN the agnosucs ard
atheists as ANYBODY. The agnostcs are simply be-
lieved In because they 10 have the interests Of
the workingmen at heart. Why don't Won come out
among them, instead Of preaching 10 the four walls OF
your chapcll You say are ignorant and DO wrong.
Come out with your ripper judgment and show US what
,i,lt ~ fle q
name of God In the name of Christ. who had not
wero 10 lay His head come out and better our work.
Left on -Dashaway-I hear that you upset
some soup Miss Palisades dress at the dinner last
stGfcr-Yes. and was fearfuIly put out about it.
You know Il isn't polite to ask for soup Twice.
| Cloak Review.
avermont," says citizen of that State, ais the
richest state in the Union in slate marble aud soap
stone quarries and millions are invested In these
industries We have millOnares who are In the marDn
and slate business. Vermont in maple sugar STANDS
| first in the Union, making nearly 100000 pounds an
| nuallv More butter per is made IN Verinom
than in any other satemore pounds OF WOOL per sheet
are clipped than In any other state, and more ouShe
| OF potatoes are raised per acre than IN any otha
state Besides Vermont IS noted for raising men ane
| women Of brains. One little town OF 700 people 10
fifty years has seit twenty men 10 college and fur
nisbed half a score of Senator'S judges, members oi
Congress and college presidents. And this little ucen
Mountain town Is not the only one doing as well anu
even better than that We have furnished brainy men
for the United states Senate in this ana other s'es
for mere than fifty years ana can LA o4u'i' -"' ~
same for years to come.'
JUST TOO SWEET.
| When Clera gets a summer hat
| Aud takes 1t home with her,
| The other girls, with one accoId'
Prepare without dcmur
| To aniplify It's every point
With rapture quite complete soua,n
| And then wind up With TINS Ielnarh
| Oh, that is Just too sweet
| II makes no difference what it is
A blazer dress, 80,
Brings Bar s' home to show &. pess.
The latter, she takes 1t H.
And then, excaim in ecstasy,
| oh, that is Just too sweeti'
And when upon the beach they walk
Or Or sas Rey n uR2' the he Big aeilf hotel
| To hear the summer banc,
When on their view there dawns man
By, shouting ont with :i, oyig,lI !, Threats
-lTom Mason. in Cloak Review.
A. II McGufey, the author Of the famous McGuh
fey's school Reader is still alive and is welknoWn
| LAWYER of Cincinnati. He is a modest and retiring
gentleman Of the old school. courty in his manners
and well Informed on all literary matters. NO other
book SAYS "The Cincinnati Times STAR " has laa
such general perusa in this country as McGufieys
| Reader.
ages are more familiar with It's pages than those OF any
other hook ever printed perhaps Their early ideas
were nurtured by IT, II could not but be that publ
cation of any force with such constituency OF readers
| must exert a tremendous influence The pages o.
this textbook have always been full OF sentiments d
a lofty order Through it the spark OF American
patriotism has been made to glow in millions Of youth
full breasts Who cannot recall having MS qucs
young blood fired by schoolroom perusal Of 'Gi"
mo liberty or give me death or strike for your
affairs and your fires and other like ringing lines
II was an evening school in Providence, Z.
There was class OF restless dirty newsboys tnd boot
blacks the front seat trying to see how niue le es
teacher Finally the teacher called up the class sna
put them through the catechlsm on United oea'es S
who discovered American"
suffering student from the university lost his patience
shutting his book with bang he dismissed the eia's
VII" we'll s0 when one Of You boys gets TO the point
where he needs TO have s9me one vote ior MN a.
DOESN'T doesn't know who discovered America"
one OF the Misunderstanding Of the boys raised hn
S"aawS Wei, Tom, what is itl'
| 81 know who discovered America
"why didn't you tell. theni" asked the teacher
tcs didn't want to tell all know, said Tom
While the fh si Tsnt on cs o ia peng and
was smile his face the rest OF thc eVenihs-,boS
ton Herald.
, "The Detroit Free Press publishes the foNowlna
, for the benefit Of the sweet girl graduates:
| place-Seminary.
| Time Commencement Day..
7 DralnatiS Personae-Opo GIRL - ,,..
Propertles-One gown of bllowy humhess: Wits su
| pale pink or pale blue. one bouquet. one ESSAY
tied with ribbon to match the gown ana tno srr'
| complexion.
Acton-Rcads essay ,,- l.. A.. -
a Dear Teacher and schoolmates standing to-day on
tho tbroehoId NJ the new life into which about
| 70 come through the dear old gates OF the -
seminary II behooves US TO look forward ana . 0s"n
wand and I'm the Joyous thought OF the bright tuuie
so near before us not TO forget the past when mas
n prepared us for what is 70 come. For iouI sons
| Years not all of happiness, for lessons have uecu
hard and teachers bless them all. have been strSI
a bnt only for own good we have been waiting anu
t wording for this day, fraught with anucpauons
for the future and with regrets for the past soon 10
be lost 10 us forever. Today school grip
standing with reluctant feet. where the brooks ana