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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

phly Of the 30 left OF those handsome co.......
~ Sclnertord's new block at the mark 'tIaBeS
These are the most complete ana conven,..
e9ttAges ever bnlit In the city; parties LOOKING for
nome would do well to see these befor Iocating
elsewhere; this property but one biock from ths
ever oeautlfylhg Golden q ate Park wa -N
With unobStructed marine view; now "a vop-
chance TO secure home In a locality that Will
double iu value in few years 1850 "i''
Terms made 10 suit purchaser: also Q snlend,a
corner lots In the same block
Take Me- iiister-street to terminus and Won
are AZ the buildings. Apply on premises any tiay
from 10 4. ). Nj. COMERFoRD. iai5 n
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

| ARGESr STOCK, LARGEST STORE, LOWEST
- price; easiest terms OH and secondhand
furniture aud carpets stoves and ranges; highest
Pdlce paid for secondhand goods; open evenings.
!UIi, lO1S. lO2l, lO23 Mission St. bet Sixth aad
j M
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

n Park lots "AA L
Sn9lse lois s Of the park for on easy monthly
lnstan'ehts no expenses for deed OF contract. sit
nated near Tue grand ocean beach boulevard and
these DO not wait but purchase before
scVance yourselves; don't delay but call and SOC ny,
Montgomery 81 49, DD ~, ~, 3So
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

q w; RUSS Co., $40 kEyARNY ST, JOB
y printing! good work; low PRICES fel5 I'm
THE USE OF A SUPERIOR T0NFD WEBER
L piano and per cent interest in advance will he
given for a loan of $500. Address Weber Piano
Box 30, CALL ONCE. x liz
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

" HY PAY HIGH PRICES FOR FLOWERS AND
W feathers when you buy them direct at la
JARDINiER's factory prices. io2 Geary St. jas ] m
LII NEw-SPRING HATS AT THE BEE HIVE
n MILLINERY, 80 Sixth st. feI5 81
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

q GOLD COIN PRIZES Al SOCIAL, IS
VC. Eddy, Wednesday, 18th: aduh. 25c. its
SPANISH AND SKIRT DANCE PARLOR OR
~ stage. RUFUS LOVE, Irving HALL Its
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

Nj RS. DIR. SLATER, THE WORLDS GREATEST
w trance medium: dark circles Monday p NJ
and Thurshay. 2. NJ. 40 Sixth, Room 2 falY m
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

\ NEST IN THE STATE-GOODWIN'S CLUB
sausages and sugar-cured homeless bacon. StaIIs
10 and -, Center Market n0le Am
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

Nj AXE LONE; SAVE MONEY; GET RICH
~ Don III 10 buy a PARK lot while they are
eheap; Just rev can be had by making small
taxes near ne finest park the Coast: on the line
OF our electric road; we hold larger Interests I'm
these bocss lsn any other firm person and vvi ~
extend 10 orr patrons the full benefit our knovi
edge as 10 ltion and value of property la this 10
caitT: II i9 safe invest ent and will make Iaroe
pToht Tor ] estors; we are making this locality
special ieaiite OF our business and Will give every
attion iiole to parties wishing TO purchase or
stn l.tl ll.s or blocks: save your money; buy A
tot. . Z. y lyme d CO.. 322 Montgomery St fec II
~ YOU W INT TO KNOW WHERE THE ELEC
= TIC road VIII rum Do you want to know the
Lesi location south of the park? DO you want to
SLOW where - buy ilots that will Increase most
IAplaiy 10 value with taxes land no Interest," 10
Day! u 80 eau on c. (. MAYNE & Co. 322 Mont.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

PORTRAITS, BLACK AND WHITE IN OIL SIS;
new style, drawing. landscape. marine. flower;
ngure painting taught agent partner wanted.
10l7 Market st fe7 ~
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

WIVES AND HUSBANDS-THE INSTALL
W meut Building Company offers chance to Sc
cure home Oh easy terms; office open evenings. 2
Valencia ST., corner Market feiO If
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

HAVE YOUR CARPETS CLEANED AND RE
IL laid. mattresses made over, furniture reuphoI-
stored, by ". HENKO. 635 Sutter Tel. 2376 3m
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

' 2Tsfvv1ID. BUCKBEE & CO. 4o7 AND 4O9
y Afsnt1oucrt ST. Members San Francisco Real
Estate exchange ,--,,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

II Ply T, TIL E ELL-KN OWN HAIR
L dresser, begs to announce the removal OF his
business from kearny to the more commodious
premises az 202 Ellis ST. where he is that his
new goods and his increased OF assistants will
please old friends as well customers. fe6 23t
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

g. IN FOX DOZEN CABINETS WITH ONE
wv beautiful coored picture: frst-clAss work
guaranteed AT WILSON'S Gallery, ~ Kearty 6m
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cJry REAL ESTATE.


DAviD STERN q SONS, REAL ESTATE
ID ageats and anctiOneers, S25 Montgomery st.
FEW CHOICE BUILDING LOTS.
S6259-E line Scott. near Ellis; 5UxS0.
$S6j6-W. line Church. near 22d; 50xl00.
$40 Q0O-slrgaut piece in Pntrero; suitable Tor
builder or factory; zoo on Harrison, l25 on Mari
posa ard 200 on Columbia.
SlI ,3}O%SW. cor. VI Washington and Lesvenworth;
si2O0-E. line Laguna. near Hilbert; 90 :sx62;6.
Some choice corner lots in Gift Map l and ),
S3500-NM. cor. X aud Sth ave-; all graded; 81 -
siOg0-N. line ST., near eth ave: 25xloo
S2500-sW. cor. Willard and McAllister; 5Oxso'
$l4o0-Castro, near 2lst 25xsO
$3.50 e4chCsstro near Has n 10 or
$i000-N line Haght, near Webster; 25xIoo
SooN line Pin near and EOs sgnaa 20 SF
S7100-E line Lott, near Hayes; Will subdivide;
'V so 9o0-sE cor Union and Frederick: 1877 :6x
lS7:6 this elegant 50-vara is on the direct line OF
| the now Uni0p-st; cattle.
| ssGC0-E. line Mission, mr.. 25th; 4ox1l5.
! S22S0-W, line q Pierce, mr. Green; 25xloo
$2so0-S line Green. mr. Gongh; 20 ;61lS7;6
$l6O0-E line Castro, mr.. Esd; 25Nl05.
S3250-S. line Fulton. nr. Shrader; 25zl3T:6.
$3.50 e2ch14 lots on 2oth, close to Valencia;
graded; very cheap; 25k1l4 each. or.
1880 each-S line 23d. III. Sanchez lots; 2ox
$s2s6-sE. cor. Dolores and 18th: 6o1s5.
sl5,ooo-sw; cor Hayes and Steiner OPP Alamo
sfooeoPacidc ave. mr.. Scott St; 85xl27:sA.
S7s00-SE. cor. Church and 2lst; 5-xl25
SsO00-sw. cor. Dolores anu 2lst; 7Sxs5.
| S46OO-NW cor. lIiil ond Sanchez SITS. 57xlo5.
S2bOO-N line OF Hill St, near Sanchez; 5Oxlls
| $45OO-SW. cor. l7th and Diamond; 81 :6IIo;
| S625O-SW. cor. Clement and Sth ave; 15Zio1
$3.50 each-E. line OF Ellen, near Esd; lots 2ox
Sg5o-s line OF 2Urh St. near Douglass; 25IloO
| SI2.50o-SE. cor. Clay aud Laurel SIS; 4S' :oA
S2S56-s line of Vallejo ST, near Frederick; 251
81 sa2soo-N line OF a7th st. near Church; boxl14.
S30OO-SW. cor. 18th and Castro; 3SXSO.
$l5OU-N. line Of Castro, near 10Th 25xSO.
SI5,000-SE, oath and Howard stS.; 5OX
1926
s6DOO-S. line Vallejo, mr. Steiner; 55x12T :sl4.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15
rERSONALE.

CHRTsTIAN GENTLEMAN. 80 YE2 rs TEN
" perate and with some means. would IKE TO form,
the acquaintance OF lady from 70 to years Old
object matrimony. Address WILLIAM MOORE
general p o.. city. It's
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-02-15

GOLDEN GATE PARK LOTS
" Substituted on aud near the
$2O0-prOposed electric railway ocean
S226-bcach boulevard, Market-strelt
$25O-and Slxteenth-street extension and In
S300-ful view OF Golden Gate PARK
S55O-These are sure improvements of
SsO0-the near future. Buy now,In
$500-advance and reap the profits
36O0-wbch always follow.
Title perfect terms easy. Call at office for man
street 3aos I a.,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
IN the September Wide Awake

In the September WIDE awake
There is good history, biography and
travel (see "The Prince Imperial" and
"Stanleys Bananas"), outdoor sport
and indoor ethics (see "Two Fisher.
men," 1.-THE Margaret Patty Letters"
and "All Because a Bluebird Sang").
curious natural history (see ''How I
tended Silk-worms," An Odd Set" and
1.-TWO Acquaintance Of Mine'o. fanci-
full tale and the higher sort OF fairy
story (see "Peterkin and Pollikin go to
the Fair" and "a Tale Of the Black
forestry, practical art-lessons (see
drawing the Child-Figure"), master
ly serial (see Margaret Sidney's THE
Peppers Grown Up'D, fine array OF
short stories (see Mrs. Bates's "Red
Lilies" Mrs. Sherwood's ''Sover 'ign
of AS" Clarissa Porters Aunt Bet ey' q
Cap Box" etc }, pages of original aoec-
dotes, and pictures and poems galore;
among them Hassam's drawings OF
"Gossamer Girls" and Mrs Mary E.
Blake's masquerade" are especially
deliahting.
$40 a year; 90 cents e number. A
sample (back number) for cents D.
Lothrop Company, Publishers. Boston.
| Mass
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Harvest EXCrrAiona,

On August 18th and September goth the
Chicago Il North Western Railway Co. will
run Harvest Excursions to points in Iowa,
Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Ne
braska, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho
and Montana. Tickets for these excursions
will be firstclass in every respect; will be
good for return passage within thirty days
from date of purchase, and will be sold at
such favorable rates as to afford an excel
lent opportunity for home seekers and
those in search of profitable investment to
examine for themselves the many advan-
ta9es offered by the Great West and North
west The reports received from this en-
tire region indicate an exceptionally abun-
dant harvest this year, and these excursions
will bel at the very season when exact
demonstration of the merits of this favored
section can be made. For rates and detailed
Information apply to any ticket agent, or
address w. A. Thrall, General Passenger
and Ticket Agent, Chicago & North West
ern R'y, Chicago, Ill
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Tne snopelRL IN BACK.
Il Enables Her, to Avoid l"Mashers" and
Prevents FIashy Costumes.

- A>AA0hsHCs AhpTt w AyViu TNAaunehb ohu
Prevents Flashy Costumes.
Those who are in the habit of doing a
great deal of shopping have no doubt
noticed the almost universal prevalence
of black in the attire of saleswomen.
This fact is the outcome of rule which
is strictly enforced in all the large
stores, with one or two notable ex-
ceptions. The casual inquirer who has
noticed this state of affairs is generally
answered with the equivocating truth
that dress of homogeneous black har-
monies quietly with any colored goods
girl may be selling, and for that rea-
son is desirable.
Perhaps the superintendent of an
other store will tell you that the rule is
enforced for the sake of uniformity.
He will add that all successful mer-
chants owe their success to system,
and that uniformity is the basis of all
systems 800 esft@ +
These answers are true so far as they
go, but they do not give the true reason
for enforcing rule which is not only
distasteful to a majority of the shop
girls but is also expensive as well. A
bright young lady who is employed in
the largest store in the city explained
the matter thoroughly.
"You will notice." said she, shat the
rule regarding the wearing of black is
not enforced in this store, except in the
cloak department 1t is enforced in
that department for the simple reason
that black will harmonic with any
kind of cloak or wrap and as the girls
are compelled to try on cloaks, wraps
and sacks for customers you will read
lily see why black is preferable to any
other color. But this is not considered
hardship, because the firm furnishes
the dress goods for cloak-department
saleswomen.
Now in all the other departments,
in which hundreds of girls are employ.
ed, the rule is that nothing must be
worn but quiet, subdued colors. The
nearest approach to black we wear the
better are our superiors suited. In ali
this army of girls it is impossible te
have every one of the best moral char
acter While l insist that none o.
them are absolutely bad, there an
needless, flippant ones, who would take
occasion to show this disposition by
dressing in the loudest and most pro
rounced colors. If this were allowed
you can readily see what harm would
result. Dudes and FOUNDERS, who come
in here every day to test their powers
to mash, would at once know in wha
directions to throw their silly smiles
Therefore, that all may be protected
we are compelled to dress in subdue(
colors."
This rule against dressing in any
thing but black is generally enforced
One large dry goods store on Marke
street insists upon black dresses i,
winter, but the rule lis relaxed in sum
mer, SO that the girls are permitted t.
wear white waists or jerseys, but tn
skirts must be black. No lively color
are allowed. not even q rose Tw,
young ladies sought to break over tn
barriers the other day by appearing Il
pretty heliotrope dresses but both wer
ut once sent home to change thei
dresses, with the stern admonition
not let the thing oocnr again--Philadsl
phia Record tuu lr7 -..,H
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

n aoonadra "run- doom"
overworked, weak, nervous and de-
bilitated that's a woman that DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is
made for. 1t gives her health and
strength. All woman's weaknesses
and all woman's ailments are cured
by it. It's legitimate medicine
not a beverage; an invigorating, re.
storative tonic and a soothing and
strengthening nervine, free from al
cohol and injurious drugs. 1t i'm.
parts tone and vigor to the whole
system.
For all functional irregularities,
periodical pains, organic displace-
ments and uterine diseases, it's q
positive remedy.
And a guaranteed one. If il
doesn't give satisfaction, in every
case, the money paid for it is re
funded. No other medicine fol
women is sold on these terms
That's because nothing else il
~just as good" Perhaps thu
dealer will offer something that
g better" He means that It's bet
ter for him. 4]@-ti >4
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

An amateur theatrical performance
representing some scenes from Richard
XII. was given at the residence Of Judge
Peterby. The performers were not very
well drilled, and Gus De Smith, instead
OF taking position in the middle Of
the stage, stood of to one side. The
effectiveness of the scene was some
what married by the stage manager say
ing in a hoarse but audible whisper:
You. Gus De Smith, get away from
there! Surround his majesty! Can't
you remember, you Anticipated ass,
that you are the duke of Buckingham?''
Texas Siftings. &
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
He Was a Dandy.

A Scotch divine once took into the
pulpit sermon without observing that
the first leaf or two were SO worn and
eaten away that he could not decipher
or announce the text @H8N
my BRETHREN" said he, II find that
the mice have made free with the be.
ginning of my sermon, so thatI cannot
tell you where the text is; but Wen just
begin where the mice have left of, and
we'll find out the text as we go along"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Theatrical Nomenclature.

Howard de Montmorency (the TRACED
ianl--That old gentleman over there is
my father. as r.s"a.
Clarence Duval the comedian)-
deed. What is his aame?
Howard de Montmorency - Patrick
Brarrigan -Munsey's Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

"A donulho Mnkvost G1cuku
wilibs run from Chicago, milwaukee and
other points on the lines OF the Chicago,
Milwaukee e st, PAnl Railway, u points in
Western Minnesota Northwestern Iowa,
South and North Dakota, Nebraska, Kan.
sas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and Mon.
tana, at cheap excursion rates, September
20, 1891. For further particulars apply to
the nearest coupon ticket agent, or address,
GEO. H HEAEFoRD, Gen'l Pass. Ag't, CHI
,cago, Ill. a.,,. ,.
P. Sit Will do your heart good to Gee
the magnificent crops in South Dakota
They are simply Immense.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Not u Waste of Time.

Mrs. Hardtack-That ak is plenty
sharp enough to cut wood with without
grindin' it ANY more.
Hungry Higgins-Maddim, knows
1T. Gf
Mrs. Hardtack-Then why are you
wastin' time sharpenin' 1t, eh?
Hungry Higgins-Because, maddim, 1
wish to cut thatelegant section of home
made pie you SO graciously gave me-
Munsey's Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Devoted to Business.

81 understand, Popson, that Noodles
kicked you yesterday and you didn't re-
sent it."
''First time heard Of 1t. I was so
busy yesterday I didn't pay much at
tention to outside matters. Fact is, q
man can't help what's going on behind
his back any more than what's said
there. DIETRICH Free Press. ''a'.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
The Market null.

De DrolSer-Why S 1t nhat thesstock
market is SO fearfully dlrlt2
De Cnrbb--Um-I islieTo most df the
bank officials, city treasurers and conf
dental clerks, who hare been specIlat'
ing in stocks, are locked up.-N Y.
Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
The Way 1t Happened.

Ethel-Mamma and were attacked
by the tramp, aud threw stone and
knocked him fiat.
Maud-How did you ever eene to hit
him with it? .....
Ethel fred at nlamma---Harper's
Bazaar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Gospel Tidings.

,"Talmage is mot doing much with
the new chunh in Brooklyn" Y
'.'What makes yousthink SO? ] heard
he,was doing splendidly."
''tGuess not. read In the paper the
other day that he sold his pews. Must
DC pretty hard mp, reckon."-Texas
Eiftings. 81
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Went Through.

Wife-why, how on earth did ySa gel
those holes In your trousers?
Husband-I must have sat down %
some Of your bread crumbs.-Clothies
and Eurnisher.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Not WHOLLY Without E,cuse

De Haas-Under the circumstances !
ao1itt know that 1T was exactly the right
thing for me to make speech; but still
I&forist think my e0nhuct was unpreced-
ented.
Balnck-That precedent was estab-
lisllcdiin the time Of .Balaam.--P
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

"This is the woman's age;" remarked
Mr.. Bisbce to his wife, as he read an
advanced paragraph In the evening
paper.
"Say woman's era, Mr.. Bisbee," sug-
gested his wife.
''And why, my 'dear?"
"Because no woman likes to have her
age commented on, !" was the consistent
answer.-Detroit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Asking Too Much.

Persistent Suftor-Mas', love you so
much that I willdo anything for you to
make you happy.
May tworn out entirely)--Will you?
Then marry some other giH-Onee q
Woely
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
An Jltra-Fashionable Man,

Primus-Has Wormley found board
ing house yet? ,.t.., ...---.
Secundus-N0, he won't have any but
o. fashionable one.
DEMONSTRATIONS, eli?
Secundus-Yes. He says it must ba'
on street whexetthere are no boarding
houses.-Judge JH
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Thru. Harvest ExcuralonA.

The Burlington route, c., B. Il g. r. r.,
will sell from principal stations onits lines,
on Tuesdays, August Is and Sept l6and ~,
Harvest Excursion Tickets at LoO Rates to
principal cities snd pointstn the Farming
Regions Of the West, Southwest and North
west Foruickets and further information
concerning these excursions, GALA on your
nearest c., q. & 9. ticket agent, or address
P. s. Eustfs, Gen'l Pass. and Tichet Agent,
Chicago, III. .,a,.m ss,-~s, "a. ssa. "a.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
ReliGiun.

Man, in whatever state he may he
considered, as we'll as in every period
and vicissitude of life, experiences in
religion an efficacious ahtidote against
the ills which Cypress him. a shield
that blurts the darts of his enemies and
an asylum into which they can never
enter In every event OF fortune tick
cites in his soul a sublimity of ideas, by
pointing out to him the just Judge,
who, as an attentive spectator of his
conflicts, is about TO reward him with
His inestimable appreciation Religion,
also, in the darkest tempest. appearstto
mah as the iris Of peace, and dissipat.
ing the dark and angry storm, restores
the wished-for calm ond brings him tic
the port Of safety.-N. Y. Ledger.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

The Only One Ever Printed. Can You E1nA
the Word:
Each week, . different 8 inch display Is
published in this paper. There are no two
words alike in either ad., except Que word
This werd will be found in the ad. for DR.
Harter's Iron Tonic, Little Liver Pills and
Wild Cherry Eitters. Look for Crescent
trade mark Read the ad. carefully and
when you find the word, send it to them and
thew will return you book, beautiful Htho-
graphs and sample Free
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

Shs--Why did a young man like him
marry that elderly woman?
He-To get even With her daughter
for being sister 70 hin.--Katc Fields
Washington
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

-Edith.-So your engagement to Eir.
Wooden is broken. EtheL-Alas, yes "
Edith.-Hcw did it happen? No breath
,of suspicion surely ever attached do
him. Ethel.-Oh, worse than that!
should not have minded the breath of
suspicion, hut it was wDrse than that;
it was steaksand onion.;-Boston Cour-
lier
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

SHE had good use-"I heard that Lille
has cast Mr. Comofen of because he put on
too many frills." "Yesl That's ruH."-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

IT Is no longer necessary to take blue pills
to rouse the liver to action Carter's Little
LiverPills are much better. DON I forget this.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

You hardly realize that it is medicine
whentaking Carers Little Liver Pills :they
are very small; no bad effects; oil troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by their use.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

"DEAR me-" snid old Mr. Boggs, hesitat-
ingly, II know I've forgotten something,
but, for the life of mo, ! can't remember
what it iSO
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

I Giarvcst Excursions Reduced Rates to the
South, Southland, West and Northwest.
September 18Th and Goth, the Chicago &
Eastern Illinois Railroad, will sell Round
| Trip Harvest Excursion Tickets, to points
in the South, Southeast, West and North
! west, at greatly reduced rates. For partic-
ulars inqpire OF Ticket Agent.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16
Entitled to the Best.

All ere entitled to the best. that their
money win buy, 30. every family should
have, at once, q bottle OF the best family
remedy, Syrup Of Figs, to cleanse the system
when costive or bilious. For sale in 500
ami 81 90 bottles BY all leading druggists.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

How does he feel2-He has IT.
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. o
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

III de- no breach Of logic to conclude that
the man with the rum blossom is a bloom
ing chump.-W ashington Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

THE reason why q fly Is generally mon.
arch absolute Of . bald head is because there
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

KEEP the pores open is essential to health.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap does this.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 80 cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

POLITICS is not discussed to any great ex-
tent at summer resorts, but it Is general.
ly established fact that on the moonlit end
of the piazza the third party Is always un-
popular. Baltimore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses OF Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-09-16

The EDITORS waste basket Is proof that
he is always prepared for the worst-Bos-
ton Courier.