Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-02-19
He Had a Blood Purifier.

A MISUNDERSTANDING old man, who
was chewing SasSafraS root with great
energy, suddenly appeared in the wait
iug-room of the Erie depot across the
river, and as he approached man who
was waiting for a Western train he
pulled a bottle Of liquid from an old
satchel IN his hand and said.
My friend, you are looking yaller
about the eyes. which is sure sign that
your blood is Ia a bad state. one bottle
of my blood purifier will restore You TO
health and yigor."
Don't want 10. sir was the curt
reply.
IAN right. mister, all right. II a fell
Ter wants 90 keep on looking yaller
about the eyes when a pannycea Is al
hand, that's his own business. Long
bout the middle Of April you'll be on
your back with q spell of bilious fever,
but YOU needn't lay 10 up agin me.
The next person approached was a
seyere-lOOkiug woman, about p years
of age, who was probably an old maid:
Them yaller StreakS at the corner Of
Your mouth denote torpid liver,
ma'am. said the man rs he gave the
bottle shake. 'Sunthin' right here
To- improve your looks fifty per cent. in
TWO weeks.
..Sirr' she demanded In icy tones.
~Onlv fftv cents bottle, ma am, aud
made right Ca my own house, from herbs
and roots gathered by my own hands.
just opened the spring campaign, ana
the price is only fifty cents bottle"
60 away. sir" she commanded loud
ly.
Don't want any, eh?'
NO. SIR
..All right. madam-all right. Torpid
liver may DC a good thing TO have about
the house. but / don't think so. Here's
your pannycea, and II you don't want II
I can't compel you 10 buy IL.
The third person was man with
marked rednesS OF nose and rough spots
ON his face. He was busy with news
paper when the old man approached
and said:
..One bottle will cure that nose or
money refunded
what, What's thet9" demanded the
man.
"And the second bottle will cause
every rough spot 10 disappear, though
DO would be safer for YOU 10 take third.
Three bottles for Sl.2j, or 80 cents Tor Il
single bottle. wal
Look here, you old reproOate.
What are YOU driving atF' exclaimed
the patient as bee stood up.
II am selling a blood purifier, made
of roots aud herbs. It's little sandy,
perhaps. but 1 want 10 get the start OF
m. buckwheat scratches. Are You a
drinking MANI
oDo YOU mean % insult me TO my
face. sir? Why. I'm punch your head
for cent.
Wouldn't do no good, mister. Here's
the only genuine blood purifier in the
market, and last year l sold 1000 bot
ties OF TO-. InvigorateS the liver. tones
up the blood and II can't cure that
nose of yours ! don't want cent.
-TU purify you, YOU old assassin.
shouted the man: and he was peeling on
his overcoat TO DO it when the depol
policeman came up and told the OLD
man he must 60 out.
And not sell a bottle of my blood
purifier i'm this crowd?' he asked.
Come, out you 90.
And You don't want a bottle foI
yourselfs You've got a iandice look
and this ere stuff will knock the iandlet
into a cooked hat in just five doses.
lie was led out. and told not TO re-
enter the depot, but he stood at the door
and said TO the policeman through the
glass window.
"All right. officer. all right. II the
people don't want my blood purifier they
needn't have it. It's the season 20 pu'
rify. but never 20 agin the law and d
there's a rampage of bilious fever neX'
sprinr don't say wasn't around will
my pannycea at regular price.
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