The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-01-24

OF you make him angry anu you 80
it.
When II comes TO a question OF
society the best Is not always tno
cheapest
speaking OF the man Ia the moon
the general impression Is that he y
mot In L."
Married people. II Is said. 1.-Two
longer than single ones II seems
longer. any way. TO unhappy conplo*
There are many people Ia the worli
who laugh all the way home and stop
as soon as they reach their front door.
Women may indeed have sphere
that Is boundless. but she has 20 stop
when she comes 70 a bArbed-wirc
fence.
The rate OF interest that a brokes
feels la woman whom he Is courtins
Is liable TO depend upon the amount
of her fortune.
The most bashful cir! ever heard o.
was the young lady who blushcd When
she was asked II she had not been
counting sleep.
The matchmaker Is doomed TO per-
petual apprenticeship. Even when
he pretends TO DO la business for HIM
self he Is really serving his time. =
He "Maud Il very young ana In
genuous In her way. isn't she?' She
Yes. Her second childhood rests
very gracefully upon her, doesn't it?"
Poet (reading his latest elfuslon 20
friend) -"Ah! my poem SCENE 10
affect you very greatly you are weep
inaP" Friend-''No, simply perspir-
mgr
Teacher "You think sin Is nm
adjective. do you? How would you
compare itPr Smart boy - Positive.
sin; comparative, sinner. supcrlativc.
cynic."
There are men and mon, ~ there
are sandwiches and sandwiches.
There's nothing In some OF them and
In others the more there is SO much
the worse.
Isabel What an awfnlly shoddy
girl Genevievc Flyaw,y Is! Every
thing about her has the air OF being
marked down" May Yes, even
her age. !"
In the distribution OF vocatIons II Is
strange fact that the man who could
run newspaper TO suit every one Is
always In some other business than
journalism.
Who will ventura TO say woman II
not Infinitely the superior OF man
when IL comes TO that which. la the
vernacular,is Familiarity termed pack
ing trunkp"
McCorkse Cooking at the individual
leaning against that lamp-posp
THAT man has queer name Trian-
gle" McCrackle -''lt Is appropriate.
though. He Is ryc-tangled triangle.
Sam Johnsing "I'so all right now.
Use gwinter get up" Careful WIFE
"Fool niggah. Jess you stay In bed
until you has tuck dc rest oh de modi-
cine in dat bottle what paid n dollar
for"
Where Is the doctor and what Is he
doingP" Hes reading over his SER
mon OF the morrow 70 acquire fiucncy
In It's production" '.Oh, / see! A
kind OF 'practIcIng. whatho- breaches
system"
'.Ethel-"Of course. papa. want TO
marry him. but you'll have 10 give me
up. poor dear. won't you?" Papa
"Well. my dear. that's true; but then
we'll get rid OF your young man. too.
you know"
II wonder why II Il that old violIns
nre more valuable than othcrs?" said
Quericle. II don't know" replied
DE Kicque. unless they nave gotten
out OF order so that nobody can play
on them"
Sho--''Here you are getting home
late again. And there's flush on
your face" lie --.'Just my luck.
Been waiting for ~ flush all evening,
and II comes too late to realize any
thing on t."
Il say. Bobby" whispered Feather
ly. Ibid your sister say that she hoped
my trip would do me goodP" "Yes.
she told mo last night that n Mr..
Featherly went west she hoped he
would go for good.
''On what ground. Mr. Cautious. do
yon propose TO break our engaee-
mcntP' There il no ground. Miss
Bellows; that's the trouble. had
supposed. when We became engaged.
you owned u large farm"
Johnny-"Mr. Hankinson, amt YOU