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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
Ex-Governor Boyd's Little Story

Ex-Governor Bogus Lietio StoiS.
"The action OF the republicans in Ne
braska reminds me of a story told BY the
famous Bill Paxton. of Omaha. He went
home one night with his whiskers and shirt
front stained with tobacco juice. .
"'What's that?' asked Mrs, Paxton.
''Tobacco juice replied Bill.
"tWhere have you beenr q.
".Playing poker with some Chicago board
of trade men,
"'Couldn't you turn around to eject the
tobacco?'
"'Not with Chicago men in the game
"Well. that's the way it is in Nebraska.
You can't turn around to expeotorate when
there are republicans in the game. This
doesn't apply to all, but to that class that
robbed me. When I shall have been de-
clared governor of the state in October
there will be rejoicing among republicans
as we'll as democrats. for you can't impress
upon the people the equity of a technicality
which DISTINGUISHES the popular vote.
Technicalities are all right in their place,
but when they are used to sidetrack the will
of the people they don't weigh much."-
Exchange.
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NEW YoRE. May 25.-Bar Silver. 964.
Copper neglected, lake, May $3.50.
Lead nominal.
The stock marke. today lost its buoy
ant tone. The downward movement how
ever. was slow and progress insignificant
even in active stocks, while the general list dis
played only Insignificant chang IS. 1t was a no.
table feature of the market that st. Paul and
Rock Island which were supposed t, be SO
thoroughly c,ieued that their fluctuations are nm
der full control, were a. weak as the remainder
of the list. The most powerful force in the sell
ing movement was the continuation Of the outgo
of gold. The market finally closed quiet but
heavy at about the lowest fgares, tina! changes
in all cases being small fractions only.
recommendations
Petroleum quiet June closed 704c.
Money on call easy. closed offered at 2
per cent. Prime mercantile paper, 5H01
sterling exchange nrmi sixty-day bills, S4.e3a;
demand. S4.874.
Northern Pacific. 25la; Preferred. 699s; Oregon
Improvement. .9a; Oregon Navigation. II;
Short Line 251a; Union Pacific At.
CHICAGO CATTLE
CHICAGO. May .. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, l2,oUo;
steady to strong; export beeyes, sa.9oa6.20, ship
ping. S5.00g5.So; Texans, S2.s0a 5.25.
Hogs Receipts, 10000: active and firm
prime heavy and butchers weights, - 4od4 s.
| mixed and packing ~. 0 A.; light St.25M5.a 80.
Sheap~Receipts 5000; active and steady; prims
| natives, $523ft5 40: westerns, Sl.l2t2Gb5 -: goor
to common natives and west IN s.. 2oW5. 10
Texans, S5.2jQ 5. 10,
CHICAGO PRODUCE.
CHICAGO. Nay %. Close -Wheat-steady
Cash, Sl.o2; July, 10000 .0oGa.
Corn-S1eady; cash, 57i4c; July, atla@5tasc.
Oats-Firm: cash, 464c; July, +22aC.
Barley Numina at nc.
pork-Firm: cash, $685.: July, $10.75.
Lard--firm, cash. Sb.2)u6 221a; July, $6.32a,
Shoulders vs. .L0U5lU.
Short clear-$5. 30E6. 80.
Short ribs-$5.7 lM 5.SJ.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

SUMMONS-lN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
~ the First judicial District of the State of
Montana, in and for the county of Lewis and
Clarke.
John liorsky; e Miller nd Herman FIGHTER,
partnersd doing business; IS Horsxy.tN Miller & Com
pany, piaint IFS, vs.. Catherine Foilenius and
Edward Gaulct, de 'endan's &.
The state of Montana sends greeting to the
above named defendants.
You are hereby required to appear in an action
brought against sou by the above named plaintiff
in the district court Of tho First judicial district
Of The state of Montana, in and for the county of
Lewis ana Clarke, snd 70 answer the complaint
Mod therein, within ten days Exclusive of the
day OF servlcrl after tho service on you Of this
summons, if served within this county. or. il
served o"' OF this county, bnt within this district,
within twenty days; Otherwise within forty days.
or judgment by default will be taken AGAINST you,
according to the prayer of said complaint.
Of 1 th1 $ 'n action - brought t. obtain a dc zee
biloxi ,hi.ty, Northern Pacific addition to The
city oil Helena, Lewis a nd Clarke county, Mcnta-
IA, that the said J. dwsrd Gaulet holds said lot as
trustee for Catherine follenius, that the sheriff Of
leWis ana i9rke county. Mon'ana. be by decree
OF thus court directed to Ell said lot ard 10 apply
the proceed, thereof To tie SAITH faction uf a
certain u gment rendered i'll al action. wherein
these plaintiffs .b.ained a Judgment against
,atheriue foflenius on the 9Th day of Decsmber
1882 for other equitable relief and for costs of
salt.
And you are hereby notified that il you fail to
appear aud answer the said complaint, as above
required. the said plaintiff will apply. to TIE
court for lle relief den anded in their com
plaiut.
Given under my hand and the seal of the dis,
trict court OF the First Judicial district OF the
state of Montana, in and for the county OF Lewis
and Clarke, this twt aty ninth day OF April, il
the year OF our Lord, one Thousand eight hundred
and nine'y.one.
JOHN BEAN, Clerk.
tourt LIST judi. Deputy Clerk.
( Dist. Mont. j. W. Kinsley,
r- Atty. f"r Plaintiffs.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
RICH, DELICATE, ALWAYS READY.

The Season for Salads and Salad Dressing is now
upon us. Not a family should fail to try
BURY MAYONNAISE DRESSING, It is a revela-
ton in the gastronomic art, and Tor richness, piquancy
and delicacy of flavor, it stands without a rival.
To test it's merits is to be both satisfied and de-
~lightfully surprised.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
A ssEssMENr NorICE,-oFFICE OF THE

A ssEsSMENT NOrICE.-OFFICE OF THE
"A Cascade Land company, room l., power
building, Helens. Montana. April It'll, 1ss1.-Ho-
monthly meeting Of the Trustees Of said
Cascads Land company, held on the 7th day
Of April. 1891, an nssessment OF ten 40 cent: per
Cascade Land company, payable on the 10th day
Of Ma, 1891, to D; brown .@s, :s' ts.% No. Sa si + P s"rs,
knIiiinv. in the city Of Helena. Montana.
Amy stock upon which assessment shall remain
unpaid on the list day OF JIns, IsSi, sLaii W
for sale AT public ~anction. and unless payment
shall bs made before. will b. sold on the is. day
rs.Ssr with the cost Of I'd vertisipg and expenses
~ u. Brown, Ssoretary.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

CHERRIES SALE-BY VIRTUE OF AN EX-
y eoution il my hands; issued ont of the district
Of Montana. In and for the county Of Silver Bow,
in the sutt Of Henry L.. Frank against Charles p.
Hill and Jshn gteinmstz, duly attested the 4th
day of May, A. D 1891, | have levied upon all the
right, titls and interest OF tho said Charles r
Kin aud John hteinmetz. in and to the following
described property, situated in Lewis and Clarke
county, state Of A0ntann, viz.
Lots nine ~ and ten tl0) in block six hundred
and two tswY Of Hohaok b Cannon's addition to
the city Of HeisuA. And the sw. y of the sw. y
and the We. u Of the sw. 4 or d the sw. \ Of the
~. \ Of section fourteen IA township eleven
IN, north Of range four "a wsst.
TOyether With all and singular the tensments.
haro4itsnents and nppurtensnces thefeunto
hslonsinF, or in Anywiss appertaining.
Notice T. hsrshy siIsA thu, ,so ON Ws O.. a.,r the y,
2 O'Clock m Of said day At u,
cily Of Helena. ] will sell all tho right, title
ga intsrss1 q ths said Sh4rleAp Hill and Jeh1
property. 10 the highest bidder for cash in hAsd
Given under my hand this the 9Th day oil
"S'"' CHAB. N, JEFFERIs. Sheriff.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

lXyANTED-A NURSE FOR INFANT CHILD.
w Must ba experienced. Addle $ V. tins
office, %.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANTED - MATRON FOR WORKING
w Woman's Home, 20 Raleigh street, INQUIRE
at 735 breckenridge street, but none having child
rem need apply.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

IITANTED-A GIRL TO DO GENERAL
w housework for a small family. Apply at
200 Rodney street.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

GITUATION WANTED-BY GERMAN WON
y an to sew 10y the day or week. Address AZ
South Rodney street.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WYANTED-A GOOD Girl FOR GENERAL
w hous 4work, to go to the Flathead country.
viii pay fare. Apply 400 Harrison avenue at oncs.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANTED-GlRL TO DO GENERAL house,
w work. at w. J. Rradshaws, Lenox addition.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED NURSE
w Call at re idence of VIM. Wallace, Jr.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANTED "A NURSERY GOYNRNESS, TO
w cara for and teach small children. Must be
re fined with coed English education and good
references. Address Immediately Q. care this
Office.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

SITUAT1ON WANTED-A GOOD DRESS
~ maker going out by the day or week, reason
able rates. Address 72O Breckenridge street.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANTED-B HAMMERSMEN. $275; 100
W laborcrs, 1928; 25 tunnel men, SEQ; 10 tie
makers for Flathead country. Ship Monday.
N. +. Employment Agency. Near depot.
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HELP

WANTED-TRAVELlNG SALESMAN-CAN
" make $50 PER week permare ltly: trade
specialties, Tabor, 177 Monroe street, Chicago.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WANrED-5oo MEN, GREAT NORTHERN
w r. K. Wages 81 and S2.50. Fees 81. Ship
every day. N. p. Employment Agency, near
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

WAN1ED-THREE YOUNG MEN AS NEWS
w agents on Northern Pacific railroad. Sc
curity required. Call at news Office, Mp. depot.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
J.. MCCONNELL,
II. Architect and Superintendent,
Rooms SO and 81. third floor Montana Nationa
Bank Building.

Prompt.attention given to orders from clients
ut home or abroad. BY strict attention to bust
ness ! hope to retain the patronage of old clients
and merit the confidence Of any and all who
super rHlp,oa Of t %s c emptrass or e of b"ildin ana
Plans, details and specifications gotten ont foe
buildings of any description on the shortest no.
tics,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
FOR sAIr-.REAL ESTATE.

EOR sAlE-EIGHTY ACRES THREE AND
r. one-haif miles north of city limits. $75
per acre. This is SIS per acre les than any ad,
ioininp property can be- bought for. Will
suarant.e purchaser 3 per cent. per annum. for
three years ON investment Glass l. Fletcher,
corner Il rand and jackson street.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
HELP wANTED-FEMALE

WANTED -GIRI. FOR GENERAL HOUSE
w work in family of two, A5 South Rodney.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

EOR SALE-$l,5O SlX-ROOM HOUSE,
L large barn, sheds, well; lot aDxl4o, on Pros.
pect street; $500 down: balance on time, At eight
per cent interest, or will take lot in part payment,
Mathes on X Co, @.NJ
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

LOR SALE-DWELLING ON BENTON AVE
u nue.: quite central: has eleven rooms, mod
ern, ) 4,5O0; of which 81 $500 can remain on mort
gage for any reasonable time; lot is 42xl1O, to
alley. Matbeson & Co.
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SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE.
Advertisements under this head three times

SITUATION WANTED-BY A LADY A POSI-
~ sion as clerk in a dry good store. Address,
$40 Broadway.
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+.
HELP wASrrp-rEmALE.
SSr : l. nO1rSE.
w work in family Of two, is South Rodney.
,Tn,,, .,y,1,,ny ny
w CARAT for and teach small children. Must De
re- r snuxm W.." aadu,ess jimmediatels q. care this
W. Must na experienced Aao'es " '"''
rvpER7r7cEp NURSE
9 ~ 70 e'.o - ~ a-al
WANTED-A GOOD GIRL @ GENERAL
w nous swork, TO go to the flathead country
M ,3, cEN1rp. 11o,rsv
| y " unIs In M aa1;tt;on
WorA. a. w. . :. 1-t1osnNMs, ~
WANTED--A GIRL TO- 20 ENEMA ns !,
~ honsework lor "siil"i' i"nihs' App's ~
20 Rodney street.
w Woman Home. 20 Raleigh street. Inquire
at 75 breckenridge street, but none having child
- = -rED ,,.1u
nEli
SAIESMAN-CAN
w make $40 rer weak nermane1 tly: trade
speeialtles, Ia5or, ~ Monroe street, enlcaso,
| w X X Wnaes ~ and $40. Fees 81. Shin
every day N I, Employment Agency near
aepo1-
W1ANTED-I5 HAMMERSMEN. 81 rs; 100
maksr ,ao far fi I1ja . county. s Ship Monday.
N. +. Employment Agency. Near depot.
agents on HoaIns 81 nac NE a"t n 3 aaon +
SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE.
Advertisements under this head three times
FREE.
CfT11ATION WANTFD-RY LADY 4 posi-
= sion az clark in a dry rood store. Address.
$40 Broadway.
SITUATION GERMAN WOM--
sont IN R TO sew s sy sne Gay OF week. A'''eS' ~
SITUATION WANTED-A GOOD DRESS
ah,e rates. A Stit 81 "a Rreckenriiare street.
aole r..es Aooress : nlecAerlloses .lee..
SITUATIONS w -NTED-MALE.
Advertisements under this head three times
FREE.
SITUATION WANTED - EXPERIENCED
y grocery clerk, lately from an eastern city, de-
Fires fnrni sfIa 4 ! rafa an wnoieS Aadr 9s ig T. 4. i tb;s ne; .an
SITUATION WANTED POSITION AS A
NJ 1'a ave raacs sa1es 4 7 R G@l,ae' % R Or saIe sranne q
SITUATION WANTED-GOOD CLEAN COOK
'A' ''A' -
y would like 20 ition a. anything, willing to
work. Address Harry this Office.
FOR RENT-FUENIsHED ROOMS.
TOp PTST R0HNIS ali HSnEpH M
on nronaments. rent reasnnsbisl DO sixttb
avenue.
rnp pENT N11,FI FITRNTsHFD EpONT,
IN = DO MIN avsn,e h Stn 70 R nJM
and Ewing
TOp REND-POHNS IN THE
hloch furnished and unfnrnished single
and en- suite.
RENT-FUkNISHED ROOM, N w
Il rooms for housekeeping, complete. No. 50
South Rodney.
TOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOM, 429
l. North Benton avenue.
80 1,n n-a7.a
Il for two young gentlemen or man ami wife;
also two single rooms. Is North Benton ave.
-
l. All Warren street, corner Ninth avenue.
LOB RENT-COMFORTABLY FURNISHED
i rooms at reasonal rates. Harvey block.
Grand street. Next door Hotel Helena.
EOk kENI-pLEAsANI F,URNlS led
front room with CRATE, on hrst moor, and use
FOR RENT-DWELLINGs.
TOR RENT FuRNIsHED-A FIVE ROOM
Il house, centrally located on West side, with
nse of p good nann. Address, Y. i. Rnr iii
TO RENT-COMFORVABLE FIVE ROOM
L house; No. 800 North Beattie street, An
ply to VIM. de Lacy, Gold block.
rOR RJNT-A ROO HOUSE ON SPARTA
1.r.nt n,lr on Nathasar q ~ 300 D.,
h,ild,nn nc II S"' ""'"'So o'' -"' o"''
EOR RENJ-ON CLARK STREET. EIGHT
Il room housa with all modern improypmpnta
INQUIRE l.3 Clark street.
ENOR RfNI-SlA ROOM HOUSE. WIFI
furnace 10 seven room Lonsa w;th ,n,darn in
movements. furnished. so. seven room hons.
ar pvLLf OIIh y f.tsr ,ry lrVcn an tIrHAH l
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

SITUATIONS w .-NTED-MALE.
Advertisements under this head three times
I'd I>J
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

EOR SALE-$5O WILL, q A GOOD LOT
in Elliston, within three minutes walk OF
rostof6ce; one-auarter down; balance on time.
M.tbnson K Co.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

EOR SALE-$25O FOR A GOOD LOT In
Il Northern Pacific addition No. l; 25xl4O;
only $50 required down, or to a purchaser who
builds two years time given. Matheson u Co.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
THE MARKETS.
STOCKS

E1OV ~
New YeRs. May 25.-Bar Silver. 1854.
Copper neglected, lake, May $3.50.
Lead nominal
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

EOR sALE-ELL1sTON LOTS FRONTING
Il on Northern Pacific right of way for 500;
quarter down, balance in 4. 8, and II months.
Matheson Il TO.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

DOR ~SALE-HOUSE AND TWO LOTS ON
J. corner of Eighth avenue and Center street.
INQUIRE on the ground.
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EOR sALE-l,6oo FEET IN THE AMEs AD-
L dition at q bargain. The Witherhee An
drew Co., Gold block.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

OST-A LADY'S POCKET BOOK. ON
this Office and receive reward.
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SITUATION WANTED EXPERIENCED
y grocery clerk, lately from an eastern city. de-
sires situation in Wholesale or retail house, can
furnish A l references. Address, j. Fl. this office.
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EoR ,sALE-s75 WILL Y A LOTlN 9
addition Wx1i0: only $25; balance $40 per
month. no interest. Matheson 4 60.
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EOR SALE-A $1,000 HOUSE WITH ALL
L modern improvements. located on west side,
bearing a $1,000 mortgage at eight per cent, to
trade for 81, 900 unencumbered property. improved
Apply to VIM. Muth. Rooms z13, PA, 2l5, Power
building.
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EOR S~ALE-FORTY ACRES VALENTINE,
L Scrip, at John Z. M, Neill's, II Edward
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- " JVIIIN fThN, NItTk
tonrt LIST IL d deputy Clerk.
Dist. Mont. j. w Kinsley,
~r- Atty. fnr Plaintiffs.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26

EOR SALE-AT A BARGAIN. RESTAURANT
J. doing good business. Address Restaurant,
this Office.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-05-26
FOR sALE-MIscELLANEoUs

TOR SALE-A YOUNG, SOUND 70 Sc
l. saddle and good driver. 812 Dearborn st.
TOR sALE-STOCK OF GROCERIES FOR
IL sale and store for rent, corner Helena ave-
nue. and b. zeman street. Long, well-established
trade. Either long or short lease. Change of
business reason for selling. W. l.. Kelly, N. 2.
depot, city.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-03-02
INDIANA BEHIND THE TINES.

At Indianapolis, on the oath ult., one
Magee, State Senator and formerly Min
lister to Norway and Sweden, created
sensation by making a public declaration
that President Schaffer, of the Mccormick
Harvester Company, had attempted to
bride him in connection with a bill affect
ing the interests of that company, then
pending before the Indiana legislature.
The conversation between the two, as
related by Magee, was more pointed and
on his part more emphatic than polite.
It was as follows: Senator" said
Schaffer, ''you are the attorney of the
McCormicks, and you ought to protect
them in this matter. II ~iH Be to your
interest to do 60" To which Magee replied
by q question, the relevance Of which is
not apparent, 81 believe you are the
president of the Young Mems Christian
Association" which being answered
afirmatively, Magee added, "WeIl, sir,
you are miserable scoundrel and . hypo-
critic, and ordered him out of his house.
So much of the story may be interesting,
but no claim is made that it is At all re-
markahle. But what viii appear remark
able, at least to certain parties in the legis-
lsture at Olympia, is that no attempt has
been or is likely to be made for the expul-
sion Of Magee from the Indiana Senate.
There is apparently no thought of such
action. Not y single one Of his brother
senators has denounced him - a..spy and
informer." None have declared themselves
too pure to sit in the Senate beside him.
This u not the worst Of it. Public
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-03-02
JoKERs' MAGIC LYMPH.

New York il . very wicked city. II II said
to b next 70 Cheyenne, Wyo., for original and
artificial sin. There Is place Of its size whore
It 10 harder for one tolive up to his epitaph than
New York Scarcely day goes By that some
body does not cut MP some deviltYy here. Even
people Of undoubted standing commit indiscre-
tiona It isn't more than month since .
policeman, right here In town, stepped aside
from the beaten path; and II policeman goes
astray when every good influence 10 thrown
about him, what may We not expect from the
general public? Sin not only OF local and
amateur character stalks our streets ct MONDAY,
but the imported wickedness, the handiwork of
pauper labor, comes In here duty free. Sin,
with all the advantages Of many fostering CEN
turtles, gets on at the barge ONCE here, and
begins to compete with the amateur wickednaDs
Of New iork.-BW Nye
The tall youth spoke with . sharp ring in his
voice. II viii not be treated - boy any longer.
Maud Perrigo!" he said. IT consider myself .
man. I am old enough. at all events, TO raise
beard!" The young lady looked ssarchingly at
the shaded upper lip Of her impetuous sdmirer.
"Then why don't you do It, Harry" she asked
with plaintive ugh.-CAieago Tribune
"My little girl, how do you wear out your
dress sleeves 20 fast?' asked Master street
mother when her child came home from school
with rent under her arm. ~ guess its hold
ing up my arm 20 much to let the teacher know
can answer the questions" was the quick
response Philadelphia Recopd
allow came it that when you broke into the
store you carried on lot OF useless trash
and left the money drawer untouchedr "Oh,
Mr.. Judge, don't you begin to scold me for that,
beg. have heard enough about that already
from my wife."-Fliepende Blotte,.
Young Clergyman-I do not know, my dear.
It Is one of the insoluble mysteries. / am going
to preach . sermon about 1t next Sunday.-CAi-
cago Tribune
she-You were at college. were you not? He
Yes. Shea B.? He-No G. B.-Hdrrdrd
LGmpoon
Young wife-Arthur, why. does the Lord per-
NIT evil?
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-03-02
A LEvEL-HEADED MINoRIrY.

In the Illinois legislature, at last ac-
counts, the l0l Democrats remained solid
and steadfast in support Of Palmer, 90 Re
publicans and the Alliance men were
supporting Streeter, and Republicans,
among the ablest on that side of the house,
refused to support Streeter, and courage
ously adhered to Ogelsby, and repeatedly
protested that they would never vote for
Streeter, nor for any other than an open
and avowed and . recognized Republican.
Streeter, it will be remembered. was the
Union Labor candidate for president in
1883, is and always has been blatant DEM
agogue and a disorganizer, is all things to
all men In this contest and steadfast with
none. Under any circumstances it would
be shameful to drop such man as Ogelsby
and turn the cold shoulder to all the able
Republicans Of the State to take up such a
weathercock as Strecter. 100 straight Re
publicans following the beck of three self
constituted oracles, but it is additionally
80 under the present circumstances, when
failure Of the legislature to elect must
result in the appointment of recognized
and capable Republican by the Governor.
It must, therefore, Be unquestionable
that the eight level-headed and brave Re-
publican recalcitrants, who refuse to be
whipped into the Streeter coalition, will
command the appreciation and esteem Of
their party throughout the Union. Their
names-Evans, Crawford, Bacon, Lense,
Chott, Stoker. Hamer and Hutchings-
entitled to preservation.