davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

"a. - icek pretty CO tls way fran
tbs ksEAia< hoE4e a. ths Lsssn u saetsss
szotasEa 9hieL sAs ssH4ass siEi las
szsgpisa riIa AS Ger Alsbt ssd Lss
GxlaAa "a Aatiy eoasg44ed. sca kaos, st
sSs ssssEsss sssss - sleays ioas sssis
% ssaa is aaiss fgoaa tie hsssils hoa.s,
essE abiSs azs Izasl - leiSrs az sasss,
suasus ercHi, teIsxs ors csz reach sLe
sa1 szs b< Exsts' ; ssalio~sd ~ IL ia
Ssesks fsT "A sbs 2ess courageous
ycsn- 6oMsa 10t hesitate g. aArt
lpt q sks ts.lily house, skip sieHs tbs
tEead @s,z, sajge s~rausa ths saad
s1s @sss 5 asss piaass, sls3 oDiy ia shs
ii4aissd e4shiss saia shieh faseisa al
ioas4 bslE sssx 80 lsszg nlgEs yolns
w9nsa sia 0blset 80 t4ki1s tAl. Ggst
Essls xaa ~ asea seazs sttsxe, aai 10 gas
gisifai 30 sss t6es4 Hodsss mzideas ssis
pa. cas- % these aafh Hoasss Aas ps0p
isg feEs6 sTam zee assssss< sooHas
ssying - SCI - shs soaEsss % 40 saa
l. 4ars
Gas ssy Tee girls talked il eveE, AID
sAts fsssiTsd sast tkss scaia iamsai.
sfsig sst soEnsssiaS tlst sssala act a.
tssdiaz Fscs saa Be sat oniS nssfal
hat pssstY withzl Capss asss sidsoas,
tees seer al asfssd spes. t3ssszneEs
seFs xsFss, aDd ths ed siTcsiszs shish
ssI bssa Ereppsd sEoana then pFsslsus
ysafs nsrs lesi5si to be sach sa aeom-
l-ssion = 1sselssios tast 40 girl sith
gszticis Il .giis aegli str step vita
Qae -. Ssastaisg neE al natty sa8
pretty. ssa easily procnfsd, mast bs
fsani risht aNsT % s7sseF tee paTposs
ef oasAins rse~s
Nss ssss 90 yea taisx taess sisls q
salsas se5 great inrsntivs facelsT De
Stsesl ssg. jast sais IheT Eaaagfse
spFsa kssalsfal ssetaressss tess siks
siesss sas "a ss2s sesseass& sss red sss
aeI rs cell sleaa sss seons shs esiy
<Alog that es8ia ts fsuna - ne sea
shere u ssg srsss ssnaasses sss %
taeJ laYesssd & q kssvssg Ned assr
Asl as 81 esBrss erossrsels. szd sals
wss ases Ser Aains Tss edges 81 tas
<eshisg roses ssre hosas sfsa Waite
hrsia Nov. Il yon mass TRIP - SsF-
tsia fassien AAl< sqssheFs r<sort ysu vili
ses ssif doasn picturesque Touag We
uss Strapped - tosss 4 rsd. WAise sna
tSas, wsaaaas sssis ssT ssEa - tas
usss -.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

s>@fesx ssste - kss2<sssss 80 - -
.ss- - s-s $3.50 - 90 ss~ $50 a.
80 ss~xra - s>< 8<Sess sssa ocek . ss-ss-
~ss-t s,ssae~ ssl~ ss~~ sssy ssts = ssss
- - 49, .se~ksss S~~sssS saek.sss -
-. sas- -sss = ssex ssssk terss sssoax3
- "a 49, ssess sss sa-s 40 40. ~<-
30 ses So rsssse ~sssv ~ ss< ~sy sss
s~stsea sss sas sea ssst xsas ssr sses
sssss 81 A-s seg ssssls ssss3 seTs *sta
~sasa ssasS ,lscs . sR.cu~t, Asss 50 %
80. sisoak{sx
S.ss -sas s-sssS's sss~ftss rrsasassx
ssssT 50. IS sssAfa se1 y ssss sx
..z.ssss f-sx .sss
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

ysar from EoE IL will sc seFy, vsTy
faslionshis 70 he ycaHs lnstEoa, with
hasy, EsthsE q TosHg bahy. Every
wo1Esn whe has bsbg will taks it cut
sith hsg, iEstsaa ID hi5ias "a in tls
IaEssFy or giYins 10 20 . Rrsneh msli 10
shesi sTousi IN tbs pask
fop anew thst It Is be styis aoa ovsr la
k1sisEd fss xonza t. eaETg leE b4bT,
bscA1ss ths B4ckess % Fifa msy BE sssn
saE day IL s1s stsssss u BEishsoa sish
ksF little sesleh siri ia heF arms uust
tended 81 eEsa . maid Bat Tue prsdis-
tion is tEst over hsrs IL wi!i he sail moTs
fraSionabis than is is N Easisna, bs-
cause . certain charming little woman
sac sets the fsstiops sGa tie msnners
fer 1neTiesn remss, MAJ possioig be ia
goslssos 60 do lass 80 ths Duchess 0f rife
is asiEs. sad, ID shis is tas ssss, eYsfy
fssaieE ssls go4sg somsz IL AnsTica
wSs beasts u esey ssll es Carrying it
il ksF aFmg Wherever SIS soes
Ans al bseaass rsnsr has 1t that
tasss Is soing 70 te saethsg Gisrslsai
L. tbs eoaatrg snd slso tAsi this gsF-
tieslsr Cisssian5 wiil ret be 10 Ohls.
A vsfy slstrssslas tbins happened -
NsErsgs1ssts Fisr oBiY ttTss dsys age
Bus tas Pier psspis isvs tried &c keep &c
4aiss snd th4s is the rssson - hasn't
issksd Gus bsfors. Bat Is 10 rssiiI too
sood - kssp
Now this = skst ssppsusd few days
sso oss e sss sFestissk aest stssiss,
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

II appears tia. Ia Scotland ,hera is q
eosnpaay whieh pays = certain amount
yearly 70 agmbcr If iraa works Tor
the privilege - collecting tho smoke
aad gases fFSm tho hiast furnaces.
These arc passed through several .aiies
sf wreagEt iron tabing, aEi as the
gases eool there Is aepossted a consider
able yisis Of oil. one piaat is reported
10 yield tE.e.iT iige thousand gallons of
fasnaSe on par week. Tie ssm paid
for tits privileges Is such as IA be froft-
able, il Is said. ~ both pasties Tie
OH thus abs4iEed Is Alssilied, aud COX
siderable quantity Of cresol, phenoi
and soase other substances are procured
from 1t, while the oil rssnasiainz rs used
ss a. ea1icher Of gas Tor iliamius ting
purposes
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

.<ss% ss fcssS Is s&s .ss&5ss, 1akl.- gas
= ss-1s, sls - I. - As.-s s.ss - SIS
As~--s .f~s- .-ss s~s -a-s4 ss=sxa, 4S-s
..>4Ss .s.As3 - as ss<-y, -sS.% s~f4f
as s~ssx iss-~ as So .sls5s, es9.s
SIS -. .iss- s-~ s3ssSs $50, Sssie ss-s
s1s -s-<ss sS~A. fAsa sAs 1. ss.-
sp-s<ss ~ $3.50 . i.s@s ssss sisss. stssS
.1kes s.s Uss< 80 fessS, wsssEsrs ses
e l4-1e, SO "sAs1 ss< sfs1is Al ssts
lsisss So - sc So. -%ys sssss.
Aiss. as x>ssias b.essfsss shs sssx
ss3Ssss es@1s.y So = ssEDsasSsa -
ss>x s<s@ss, sSs tSsz as Es@ss E.s so
SO is-s.Sss., s.--xs eS1SssS 2s.s-ss
~ -~..s., ss& si&.s. - ss.s s4ais.is ~ t1e
s@s, sHs sss-8s - : SeAss., sissE sAs ls-
sS@s@ss1 u issss S@sfs3. u !. > ssss
~ ss142ss a. s> i2sias4 &c .i<ts slsss
ccssGt.y iszssss eee1as~ "a gases ~ shs
he-S< sEs 4p-4s isli iat9 ste lesss xss
lls hss sasE sas@ ests.sssSa wsI~sa
sxs ir1risi1s s. sIl4 End n tlss
tee ee@ss sstlss e1asss tks So "a t.sas
.s-e. sss >. .Sys
i1s p2.s. sisi 4-a sls yastaas sisi
sss ~ Slucl sai-e sast sEey s.s si1aess
l.i4s i@ spFs2ss4ss. fas4s - .s4t sas
.sy 81 isiilns lls1a sssEs. fAs aayst
sia lss sEoEs ls.s, sd fhs yaeiatias
ria t.s ieas Lsl. tae 1agsi s!Ei coIals
lss 1als sIi IL bEsA sEeana hss hsad,
So s1as it sssass oat straight sEa ieeSs
vs.y .@@aty uasss SIS l.tiis esP wl.ca
shs .ssss a. astl.ly 60 ses ~ Lee head
IL l. ssssalIiiy Essa ~ ksss tes iissis
esp eE .asa seese IL 80 tsp .Hot 80
wh!cb 40 pi- H. PGs sLs naval slEi l. 8
LTisht slli, aaa sac Gas issEnsi ~ sasP-
tsas : litsls sisstic a.oand be. caEis sac
esa make ysgy seed bElel saEeash
rEi>h - ssics lai ga yhsa IL esmss
~ issts-lls % Eex cap.
u |. sssy aics to tsks ieag iscs
sEsaa scAssn-ss, AID sss wast 10 se.ss
a. be fsslicIa1is yesx fToss CEN.
here IL pEealetlsa. Wiil ii pEsss 90
IA q lxlo laef
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
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x1.--~s es~s go <-ss.e~~ sf ksss~as
&ssSsarsats.<
SS,ass s< ssss ~s@< ssaAszx : Exxs
1ssss "a ssye-ssesea - sr.s..ss<
srszsers xsfsx sas - sssr4ss s1sxss
f.s.xss : ssas - 49, tss--y xxed. srsssssAx
s.r ,sssssswsses Hass . Asa "a
sssa1ssS lex'@s< wsssess ss@xxsx-,
,~ssg<sssg sssza as4s 30 .esgss 81
esss><< - sss s>sspssra
xss1 q . ssss2a sscrSeer ssEs
ss.s.s.s ssssE seaxss1 sassazsax axss,s -s.sv .s.s
kas.t sss2es< aeesss ~ sesra,ss sss hssa-
ss,.ss sss.& tsrf 's,s'ssssseS u essxst wa
= l.ssssstss sss7s5gT <ses sssslsSzss esz
ssas Sse-ax<A- - @eas eh, q zvssss
assssrs' ksr siss 81 isrs Ess s0s1o sassss-
A.gssssssxs <sss - sac 49,. xrssn Ss,xs 5
- 90 ssssss sssssys.s sssas ~sFzs s,saf1 1.s..
ss.sl. sszssssss.s E.cssE 50. sesssxS. ssSs sasss
e.sss ssssvesss s. xea, ss& -.
.opxssssx sas NAs So &a.s sssssr = ~
sissea. sfls@s 4ssass.T = es.ss Gssssxs
ss.sgs4.<
64sssssS s.e sss ss es.sss essors : !: pm
casast Gsss u = ssessssss sss ! 49,
ssses assss : r. sssses ,sy ssS rss.s ss.s
~sssk sssfssees rs - ~ss sessssrsy oSsa.
ssassscsss So Asssseess k4sxesSsss s46 fss
( ~ss4 ssesx sss es~srs ss.seeh.sre sass -
f.sssasz rs@ sssss - ses.sssg s.ss.s
sss ess - eas5sssfssss fsr 49,
esss ~ ~ 80 a. ~ ssg . ss2ss "a
ssssessssrFss . sssas e ~ -ssyss y. sssss
IS - sssSs e zss - sD=srs,4 sz%s
sssse~r sTssgssse tfass Aaxc <<spsss
gt.s sassrssc,fsss Asssss = ssss fsse-s Gssss.
sysIs AZ ts.g&<ss SIS ess.slsf - - s,sfsssss
csc sfss sseTs Sc es@ss ses.ssssysssssss,
s,sz rf.Szs fssSzs ee.ssss&s Wa kes fssf
s.as'sss sssE a@sFs sss@sts esx.ssxssse.fs.
sss.s as 1sss E<ss2sx = xeoes "sysvss
ss..S sfss sss.Sss =. 6ssssf ssg f1ss sa4
sss se~9ss ssF-S eess s@1s6s
s. - kss s@e%resz - ssessss, as
ssss - sS< .srsS4 Esss kes-S ssiss
B2Fs Dssa, Eos a. ses ksf ess9xs Syei
ssTtflsz - ssss fssRs, ff pisa Essss "A
Shs-sesSs - ss-s4ssls asa-ss ~ sssess-
sessS - sss esslf i4saes a sc sSssz =
ss s ff}fs k.ssss sssg, ssss tsr ss-sfesf.
ss<s 81 f-s% sss4 sq.tsssssz OK sEsss1.
sssstsF9i2e 4 4aSsfss-s- 4 I'd - ssaJ VS.
Tess, sysy gov sssSszssssy SO Esr
Fl2ss S9sSffree g~SF s,25fesess's s.Sszsss
'sis.s = s<s-sr II yss svs ssxs,v
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
shsssoL eos ryeesrrs.
ssSs ss@~~ rse@ t.s Esr~ssiss rss
s<,ss fSS = @eSis.


i~sss5 : eSsf so ais9xssAsf rev
ssaFy II tsss ts4si[stss $50 tfrs iss&
.s,-esEsS 4, tteyssffsss, ssyys = yfis@F ~
sss xsssss< essy fia-ss s,syssl yssfs
sss, wake s.-s lsEsei ssS fsr4ssf:ss VS.
tsgsfse stes vsss, Ef1stfs VS. nss
tesszy f4st - si.s f,sti;ag,sk tfswseys,
H. tssss sxfsssey "a wrote ssssa sssAy
ssatSissi ysfsss concerning III. ties4=
Gsfe<s- oFas Day kssasts~ wee - :
ssiigssG iastei "a love eisy wies g,se
tF9yslsVs ssliea E,a,
So hsSs, jssB.F ssta tbs Ess;faes,
f'nasEsis s sssa a. tie dil,Rs fe.s,s
w,rsss ,Ssss ;iss sy;ise ts@sesr estsss
s.Syas'
'f1Fhs u ieT' sSksd tie hss.ss,s,.
hanging esSs,
20, ses.e ssj its eli right" !" ssia the
aaasl asssa, sGa wisE iiast EaTastte was
hsstisa ists sl-s ss@sEs sssrs,
'sHF. iisslGgiess- AT fsaTaette, /" ssid
slAs pxeyfiss,o., ~-i.sss2g.s q lss,aasssls,
smiling sssssa aFase fsass. ts.ie, sli, ex-
tsiaalas ii:s Rssa " lie ssa ffeua Bar
Layton, s.ss
- 80 e. VAS ~ M Esfosttes y W.
Yves" set@faed tie Ra8 4assiag
Laglesist
''aeffse tie ass wls syFete "fhs isai
iiss rfass isiiassay,' ase yqss"
II aias sst d.st was asiy is=F
LIT iae ace" ss,st 81 tie states
sass ss..lisa. ''it Fsa like til.s, disa't
it9a
ARd ME. Hendricks pFseseded to re
eits tie wlleie pasm. fsea lac recalled
slssfhef aad aHetksr, resting, before
be w&s through, halt dozea sf the
ssslFieai asitesFsts IA Fbysse that had
beea directed aasisst Eiga,
u aegeE felt really bashfai before, "a
said the eeaiai Essos:ss, aogy II Brooks
iyE, 'fEst lhas Fss The t;,ae sksh 1
would have welcomed az earthquake
that would have swallowed Dss sp,"
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

NoIs, iiitis boys, is IL Het hight 10
sh % Ea&s sPers 81 sfiiisties. ! kssy
~ deaf p.aa enes she sac disposed 10
he p4EsimeGiags iie .as feaa 81 saeiety
and saafEaed .sskeias. lis gave a
LsagEst 10 sai.e yegag ladies sai yagag
ssatie.s., tle ellie VI tLs eity fss
eoassaisaes ! wiii call ,Ls bsehsio.
bsoya WEsa tLs banquet vas Isagiy
eysx cas- ef tEs eeidsst af tie gaIns Iasa
arose IL teast nE. Brown. Tie latter
stead up, ali smiles, but he could act
Isar psra that was sPeksa, ne sliy
kas. IL Eas seagt higa ta4t tss tasst
wss telns sisea. ils gsaas sespssSst
said: Here is 20 yeg, ysg cid s.issr,
brown, sss a.s ae bstsss tLaa a tramp
saa it IL saspsGtsa that sou make ya.g
,asasy disleas.tiy. ny sisk IL ttss yas
Iaay sst yaaE iast deserts yst aaa laad
g. iAs PsEitsntiasy The deaf Mr. Bsawa
smiled, raised his glass 50 his lips, asd
said: "Ins cams "a yen"
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

tsssas sense tims ago applied fss
ALIAS al the door 81 partisan ~ tue
Aati-bsssias soeletf. Ahss Ia vain as-
tailias Lis manifold soEssss, It's ias&as-
abls gentleman pFsmRteriiT disaisssd
him &c ANsT," saia he; go. We esaaa
sis ye aaetLiE. ''~
Yen mishs - least, replied the mea-
dioaEs, Eith a. sir Of arch dignity, hare
refused nao sg@mmAticAiiy
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

In Sweden yuu eoGid get a eoga-
peseni hired gli fer iourteen dollars a
year says an exchange BRING The
same girl iato the free atmosphere ef
America and she wouid soon be demand
lag four soilsEs . week aud three evsa
iuxs or&
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

He Il good ta bis wife, they ssT
ssYes. be was always selfish. "1hsre
does ths seiashness eouse Ia taeref
why. don't you seel lie is coed 70 his
vie 50 that she sAsA be good y hina "
EExchans2
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

6uikoiisld Ias iast rstasaai is ON
Palermo did yon soae across say
bTi Tigaaas ia sleiiyfH
'fTsg sanisi dodgsd slsn"
How sof7
@Ysyy simple Every tims l met q
snsplcsaus character on tbs road took oii
~ hat aud asked for sialsN
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

"Gsegssr shs said, ''hsfoss We we're
married yea @srs always sisins ms pres
sats vhy dea Fss svss hdng nss any
sIiEs aswr
"iy dear" replied GsoEss, "dii yoa
ssss hsas of hsheEmss siyiss Lait 10 =
fsh be had esusLtFi Then ths ksttls
Isiisi over
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

ESes ses s=ssk64 sx4 rs@elrs wzsz
ssssg ~ Pfzs . s&ks=. !: ss psess&z.s
~ fssssssAx - Ia t&<ss. sz6 sxzs
ss&1+g gsS ys.24Z<sg 81 tAs ks.z$ss.
I>sgts s.ss. lssssss. esSs1sss tks sgs
ssas ess>ssessYs esysss seSss. bad
s<Ees sx@3 ssssss sal eEsss k&bssssi
ee&ssl ssszs@. ayrsp - Figs i EEs
essy fsz,ssy ef "a klaa ever gF1
ssseef, Fssssszy 70 tie taste sx>4 se-
ssyeass ~ sEs s,Dzasek, F1e1gs IL
"a sxssox ksa sFsssy kesegeszi IL "a
s@.ezs. grsysse6 o@sy hsEA ass s.sst
s&zss@y sd ssrsesz.as sxE<<aEess. "a
sssssg szessasks assSssslss eDks4sssg st
- 81 sssa hare fzssde Il tls ns0Ss
geyss.s rsssxay kr.osn.
sgrsy II flzs ) aof ssls iT 1)e
I'D :. beGssss bg az gs>8.ag dy.y.
2SSx AEy relate dftzassf vEs
sasy Ess have Is - had nil pr,
eGfs Is psts.,.ssy f,s zay ess y -
nsssss u ~ \ D. EOt seesFs al
ssisstssetS,
LhLIf1HHif FJG sYfDP co,
ca fs<sfgSC1, e<L
EDwsyftft, sL bfH fcsr. ~
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
w oaa's phosphoainel


enf tff sts sAi l9sitisslF 2na rGaleails cares
a. tcfias ef atIfsQs disorders Unnatural
lestek seas 1sfdnS. gieet ksffcatat q skin
iaa1eFase. feffs easx
fsasaatest s4less saa sarest tgsatassf
sA0Hn
Tsok eesetlhiaE s.. sna hes sea mas cure
featssif 81 e. IaE laaitsd fife
bEetNA DrFRE MEDICAL Co.
AeeaftsIstss pA4tf the Avs gi rAe sfsft 81
Aasz le ifs4eas s.. BsS.sB H4sS
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
WAT 4 aros'.As WonAs SAYS

"Dr .. Phelps Browns fsssasTa lierbsl Rem
faifs iAfati.n isissfB. iaIi'ai Ointnsnf sha
iii . easea fne Il cahsnHptioa - sears hae-"
Ms, Aaaiiae Nsstas Ahiisessiist, hshi 20,
Mica. June -. issis The bsissB. sesnpasra 81
aaFks, guns, aaa foSis, isosfnsy heats.
ttfelIg iisfsE. Hseffshtk, s1Ees tsAehs colds
sofs fhfess diseased iaBEs fsnd pas,si ias
be .eli DseiaFs 90 fsrf ~ Dissssr ~ ieI-
sai hsIssdisss a. ,i8and 81. Jesses titf, y, J.
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

A gsntiemsE Nas eeupl aiaias ca
'Ckangs thss he had Invested ias.a
sum ef money ia stocss ssd sost -
a sympssklSsas friend ssksd hin
Hhethtr hs asa bees ball or q
"eesrH
30 rhleh be rsgiisis 'sssittsr, wss
. iseksss9
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17

foysTness - Now, Pauline, tel
your grandmother and me how loaz it
is since BoiBs vak foaaaed paasiae
Two thousand six hundred aad
fortT -foar ysarsH Grandmother (Ese-
eAanioaslgi lear. dess. how ti1as
soes ay.'
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
$500 Reward !

FEr rli pap ths shers lssssd fer snF szss - itses
4aiassf lrrila,siz k7s hesasfi4 inassssieH fiar
sgstias 81 .sss5 ftasts anft cess STA asst
sst iis faEes fiiis hfn tta aifestat Ae ttftesb
rsnriisa estA fttY a41 FsiF cgsssAis sfe Sever
.li &, efrs gaF tsstsd AsfFs isfs-
-astsistag t1ts 4s tnsls hsNase - eeuNt@' tsus
.4s izteils.Hs fhs genuine Hai.atsst tefst $50 ~
Telegram-herald., 1891-08-17
HEALTH IS WEALTH

bs. - 6 1875 9xssf seE Ekse tkasr
sfSf. .s1fsEteSe ss,fsg g IL Hsstxfss yskkl.
sees, ltssS sisas. fits NsfsSsss etsfslgs.
HsSS@t1sf, Aegpssss yfssff=ttea sssssE - tls
tss u ; 80, ( ~ - ss<ees sEsfeiisss<. Ssstsi
g. sssHfss sss lss4jeg - gss<fr. f<&ss SD
sszfss ffsfsefefs ytf Ass. Essfrshfssf i,ass
r. Feesg "a fftIsf sss, fssss.@fsst . s,1s<ss ss9
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snnking carpet.

Shaking a carpet is a feature Of houst
cleaning which thoroughly enlists the at
tention of the man of the house. 1t il
done after dinner. The reason the
woman selects this time is because he is
dressed and has to go back to business
again without a chance to change hii
clothes. He carries the carpet outdoors
1t is not rolled up, it is in a wad shape
and he gathers it up in his arms and
starts for the door, with one end of the
carpet dragging between his feet. He
scorns to stop and roll it up He has
got his arms full 1t presses into his
bosom and leaves riffs of sand and grit
on his shirt front, it bulgesi into his face
hot and dusty, and fills his mouth and
nose and eyes,
Then the long end gets under one foot
as he is going down the back stoop and
the other foot mounts up the breadth,
and he stumbles, but catches himself,
and prevents falling to the ground on
his face by deliberately yet blindly
jumping off the stoop. He finally gets
the carpet on the line. 1t is very warm.
There is u breeze from the west. He
steps on the west side OF the carpet ana
hits it lick with stick; instantly the
wind turns sharp around to the east
and he is engulfed in dust. He dart:
around to the east side, and he hits il
another lick; the wind veers around tc
the west simultaneously, and he il
plunged into a sneezing fit, which seri
ously threatens to dislocate his neck
Then he pauses and looks around un
easily. He sees that carpet has the
same effect on the wind as sieveful oI
coal ashes, and he doesn't understand it
He gets a clothespole and stands arount
at the north end, and hits the carpet {
terrible RAP; the wind promptly sail
around to the south, and catches hin
full in the face with pint Of dust be
fore the pole has fairly left the carpet.
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To the Travelling Public.

If you are contemplating d trip to the
Wet, or southwest the question naturally
arises, which is the best and most economi-
cal way in which TO make the journey.
This information you can ascertain by
sendinga a postal to me answering the fol
lowing questions: Where are you going ?
when are you going2 Who're Will you
sturt from How many will there be in
your party2 What freight and baggage
will you have to ship2 On receipt of this
will write or call upon you prepared to
furnish maps, time tables and fullest
information regarding routes, low st rates
of all class Of Tickets land pamphlets re-
sort books, Hot Springs guide, etc.
The Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron
Mountain Route is noted for its superb
thr ugh car service. Pullman Vestibuled
Buffet Sleeping Parlor and Tourist Sleep
ing cars, also Palace ing Chair Cars
free, are run on all through trains. ASK
for tickets via this popular route, and
correspond with me before completing
arrangements for your "trip. j. p. Nc
Cam, Eastern Travelling Agent, No 657
N. Main St, EImira, N. Y, or 39l Broad
way, New York City w. e. Hoyt,
General E stern Passenger Agent, No 39l
Broadway, n W York City. TIE Missouri
Pacific Railway Iron Mountain Route. Il
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On the Right Track
AFFAIRS CAUGHT HASTILY
What News Gatherers Take a
Moment to Tell About.
Centre and White sts., Shenandoah


Moment to Tell About.
New time tables are in operation.
About time to get ready for winter.
Hair ornaments are more snowy
than ever.
Seighs and cutters will soon be
taken down from their places in the
loft.
A sermon is short to a woman who
wears a new bonnet for the first time.
Our merchants are doing good fall
trade--esp specially those who advertise.
The cooler weather makes an i'm.
proved attendance at the churches.
The next large gathering in town
will be the annual teachers institute
1t will soon be time to look up can.
didates for the coming municipal elec.
tion.
The harvest time for the plumber
will soon he here and he'll get in his
heavy work.
The gobble Of the Thanksgiving
turkey is heard above and beyond The
campaign rooster.
There is one lucky thing about
spoiled children-we never have then
in our own family
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He doesn't stop to reason now; he
would be a iackass if he did. He grasps
the pole with all his might and madly
smashes it ag.inst the carpet, and dances
around the line and coughs and sneezes
and swears After that it is pulled
down, and the hired girl, with the
strength of an OK, takes hold of an end
with him. and they proceed to shake it.
His hands are in blisters across the
palms, and his fingers, aching with the
grasp on the pole, can seem to find no
hold on the wool and warp At every
other shake they glide off, starting the
nails and causing his arms to tingle clear
to the elbows; and every time he picks
up that carpet he does it with renewed
energy and a weaker backbone.
The most we can hope for a man in
this position is that he is not a deacon
of a church and the hired girl a member
of it. j. NJ. BAILEY.
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Do you want situation
Do you want help2
Do you want to sell your business
Do you want to sell or exchange real
estate
If so, call on Max Reese, Shenandoah,
agent for the United States Employment
and Business Agency, "A and 46 Broadway
New York
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Bnrchill1s Restaurant.

Charles BuIchill i now located at corner
of Main and Coal streets, Shenandoah
Regular meals, at popular prices, served
any time Ladies' dining and refreshment
rooms attached. 9-l4-tf
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Coming Events.

Nov, l8-Graud supper in Robbins opera
mouse for the benefit of the Trinity Re-
formed church.
November 26.-Grand supper in Robbins
opera house, benefit Of Lady Harrison
Lodge, No lG, A. p. l.. A.
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A Kind Friend.

Is what they call TN { Famous Remedy, Red
Flag OH, 1t quickly cures rheumatism
Neural ,iB, Cuts Bruises, BCrns, sores and ali
pain. II is good f,i man or beast 2j cents
AT Kirlin's drug store.
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Best work done At Brennan's steam
laundry. Everything white and spotless
Lace curtains a specially. All work guar
anteed
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A Surprise

Keen your eye on This local Keagey,
the photographer will have his new open
ing in a few days and will have something
interesting that win surprise the people. If
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Thanksgiving rates on the Nickel Plate.
d&w If
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A fine stock of guns and ammunition for
sale cheap at Max Ree.e's. l0.24-tf
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A NTIQUlTY can be tolerated in almost any
thing but hats. II the head is out of date
the rest of The body is pretty sure to follow
suit. Nobody but millionaire or genius
can efford to wear ancient headgear, and even
they take a good many chances when they do
1t, 1t will you no more to be up with the
times than II will 10 be half mile behind
them. Everything about our $3.50 hat is hand.
some but the price, and sI.5O for such a hatoan
scare ly be called any thing but diculor sly
low figure, The same can be said of our 25c
neckwear. Our line OF gems furnishing goods
Is the lowest priced in the market
l9 S. Main St,-SOANLAN-S Shenandoah
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WANTS, go.

AdUerttsemeniS IN his column, not exceeding
lines, for one Insertion, 75c FOR tiUO: 81 IOy
three; one week, Sl.50, ttoo 1OeekS, 81; one
month, So.
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EOUND.-A cloth wringer. Own
II er can have same upon proviug prot terty
and pay cost of his advertisement. App ly
at 2l9 East Coal sire /. ll-l6-3t