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Said to BE Admiral Turner's Son,

The officers Of the Abyssinia, which re-
Gently arrived from Hong Kong, report that
E. p. Turner shot and killed himself when the
steamer was four days ont from that port.
Turner u said 70 be son Of the late Admiral
Turner Of the United States, and it il also said
that the young man left America years ago,
having killed cousin in Delaware.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Biliousness, Constipation, Torpid Liver.
&c. cured by Miles Nerve and Liver Pills, 50
doses 25c. Samples free at
MERITS DRua STORY. l0l4 st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
Doctor AVID prurrists Saw.

I'VE can always use and sell Speers Wine"
Pronounced by our patients and customers the
best they ever used. Our physicians prescribe
IT. Speers Wines can be had Of druggists
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
CUTICURA REsoLvRNT,

Tie new Blood Purifier. internally Ito cleanse thi
blood of all impurities and poisonous eiements) ant
CUTICURA. the great Skin Cure, and CUTICURl
SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beautifer externally e,
clear the skin and scalp and the hair) hav.
cured thousands Of where the shedding Of scale.
measured quart daily the skin cracked. bleeding
burning and itching almost beyond endurance, hail
lifeess all gone. suffering terrible. What othe,
remedies have made such cures?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

REDucr1oss ExrnAoRD1sAnY.
II you require anything in the way of
FURNITURE.
CARPETS.
RUGS.
CURTAINS,
DRAPER1Es,
UPHOLSTERY GOODS,
WALL PAPERS. &C.,
Now is your opportunity to secure them 1t almost
actual cost.
Extraordinary reductions have been made In
EVERY DEPARTMENT..
We quote below few special bargains.
In DRAPERIEs we offer six pair of very nne quality
Imported silk sheila Turcoman Portieres-
1psir reduced from e55 to &32.
pair reduced from s45 to e20.
pair reduced from e45 to e24.
i pair reduced from $50 to e22. co.
/ pair reduced from SIS to els.
pair reduced from $50 TO el8.
Also Fine Quality Florentine Velour Portieres-
pair reduced from e45 to S2S.
1psir reduced from e4O to en-
About SO yards sfk shsila reduced to g Der yard.
Former price "a.
IN THE RUG DEPARTMENT
wshavs about 200 BRoxlEY's SMYRNA RUGS. .
H. by IT.. which are offered It % s.eh. Former
price. $40.
500 Body and Tapestry Brussels Hassocls. 26c.
$50 Body Brussels Otsomans, 5oc
200 wutoa and Aoausets otsonsna. 75e.
IN THE FURNITURE DKpARrM1Nr
Ths reductions ~ greater shaa eve.
wsauoss-
500 osk cans-ssat Chairs q q.
ooh Roch~s. e.nsssas. q s1.M lsasssd fsa
e2.5QI
$50 SOFIA o.k Ash-s.ck weod-ssss cAass = s,.71
sroRAaR
A our lazsS ware houss - nsvs svay fhcrlity fur
TIE ssrassc d valuahas and he1sshoaA eses q svay
dssuiptiou.
ooods erssa aa ssossa y shsaA
julius LAHsspnsH.
sa7 1aAs.af 49,.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
CONDITION OF THE WATER

Temperature and condition OF water at z
am--Great Falls. temperature. SO: condition.
10. Receiving reservoir, temperature. Al. Con-
clifton at north connection. 81; condition at
south connection, SO: distributing reservoir
temperature. 81: condition at iniuent gate
house. 10; condition at effiuent gate house, Is.
High tide in the river, 5.22 D. m
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
S. S. SHEDD l. BIO, 49, 9Th st.

THE veIl-known firm of johnson Brothers
supply more families with fuel than any ons
hrm IN the United States
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Bruce. from "a East 10Th street, New York
city. Is still at 1904 street, where be found
q fine selection OF goods and costumes at below
cost New costumes every day. Prompt at
tenticn to orders
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

SSARE--That whisky or stimulants will
cure nervousness, weakness, loss of strength,
indigestion, dyspepsia, liver disease, malaria
and other silmens is a delusion and a snare.
1t never cures hose, but only aggravstes
them The remedy is DIR. Henleys Celery,
Beef and Iron, the great tonic and nerve nutri-
menf-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

HnYERs EvAPoRArISG Pans for hot air reg
isters 81 the n. Y. CONBISATIoS STORE, 22l Pa.
ave. sc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

RAM AND vALuAsIx GooDs AT AUCTION
THOMAS bowILN0 will commence the sale Of .
art galleries, nth and Pennsylvania avenue,
tomorrow, commencing Ut II o'clock. In the
collection may be found rare japanese and Chi
nese porcelains and bronxes, African brass
goods and TEXTILES, East India inlaid boxes,
Hama and Siberian wolfskin ruxs, old epenisk
cabinet and other articles Of value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
THE ALLEGED sWINpLER.
Rev. Ulysses 8. G. Click in the Police Court
Today.

Today.
Rev. Ulysses s. G. Click, the alleged conf
dence man. an account of whose arrest was
published in yesterdays STAR, was taken to the
Police Court today. where there was a warrant
against him charging him with false pretenses.
The warrant was sworn out by Detective Raft
and charged the prisoner with having obtained
"a from George q. Rider in November last.
Mr.. Rider is agent for Appleton q Co., pub
fishers, and has his Office in this city. The de-
PENDANT, it is charged, was employed by Rider
TO sell books in Richmond, and while in that
city, it is alleged, he falsely represented that he
had obtained from one Harry Smith an order
for S17 worth Of books. upon which alleged
false representation. it is charged, he obtained
"a from Rider, on account of his commission.
When Click left Richmond at that time ne
had stopped at the Davis House. and there his
baggage was detained for board. Amongst his
baggage were several books which belonged to
Mr.. Rider. and the latter had to pay S12 to
secure the books.
NOT READY FOR TRIAL.
When the case was called to the attention of
Judge Miller, Prosecuting Attorney Mullowney
stated that he was not prepared to go to trial
because the witness Smith was in Richmond
day. The matter of procuring the witness was
discussed and Judge Miller said he thought that
the witness could be gotten here by Saturday.
Col W. A Cook, for the defendant, said that
his client had been arrested without a warrant
and without authority and kept locked up for
two days, the only charge against him being
suspicion" Counsel called attention to the
fact that the warrant was sworn out by an Off
Ger and not by the person whom it is alleged he
defrsuded.
THE QUESTION OF BAIL.
The question Of bail was discussed and Mr..
Mullowney asked that it be fixed at 81, 200.
The court, however, thought that $500 Was SUI
icient and even this defendants counsel
thought was too high.
Counsel spoke of the defendant not being
able under the law to give bail. The court
mentioned the decision rendered by the Court
in General Term in which it was held that this
court had not the power to take bail in cases
pending before it.
"A decision" remarked Col. Cook, ''that has
no likeness in the heavens above or the earth
below"
Even so.' said the court, sit is binding
upon this court"
AN EXAMINATION WAIVED.
Judge Miller told counsel that an examina-
might be waived and then the case can be
opened by striking out the waiver.
Counsel concluded to adopt this course, and
the judge said that if the defendant had to be
for Saturday but if bail could be given then it
would be set for that day Professionally.
The question of returning to the defendant
the money taken from him was discussed, but
the court made no order concerning it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Sold everywhere. Price. CCTICURA, Soc. SOAP
25c. RESOLvENT, 81. Prepared by the POTTER
DRUG AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION, Boston
Mass.
S-Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases " "a pages
30 i'll ustrstions and 100 testimonials.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

We Can MAKE II W.Ry PoR YoU.-Our line
of underwear at mark-down prices. Qualities
right and prices way down.
ERASC & Soy. One Price cor. 18th and ID.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

GASOLINE AND Coal On. best quality; quick
delivery. C. A MUDDIsAs. GA 18th ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Visrr THE EMPIRE CARPET CLEANING WORKS
e31-6S5 Mass ave n ". Telephone 1854
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

CAfAvaA VINE 75c. gallon
CHARLES KRAEMER.
737 7th street northwest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

No Progress on District Appropriations.
There was absolutely no progress made on
the District appropriation bill yesterday. The
entire afternoon was taken up in discussion Of
amendments offered merely for delay, in
counts of the House and in debate on the
rules 1t is very probable that the committee
on rules will report resolution closing debate
on the bill today or tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

$500 FoR TRoURERs that were S.
EIsEaAN Bros. It'll and z sta.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Fire, Smoke and Water Sale
Of Fine shoes and Hats now in progress at
WILLS Shoe Store
lal9-5t 9ls It'll Street northwest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Back Ache, Kidney Pains. Weakness, Rheumatism
and Muscular Pains RELIEVED IN ONE MINUTE
by the CUTICURA ANTI-PAIN PLASTER. 2oc
ta2l-wks
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Pure Rye Whisky, years old. CSC. of.


Port Wine (med. use) fun qts., soc bottle.
Fancy Patent Flour. 4oc, T5c, 81 50 sack.
ja2l-w&f2t PR WILSON. aSa 9TH ST. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

q 20 FoR TRoUsERs that were $3.50
EIsEMAN Bios, It'll and SITS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
IT STOPS THE PAIN.

PlMPLES. black heads, red rough, chapped and
oily skin cured by CUTlCURA SOAP
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

SO FoR TsoCskks that were 80.
EIsEaAS BRos-, It'll and e sts.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

MASrToU GIsoxR CHAMPAGNE for Christmas
and New Year should be in every household.
None alcoholic.
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BERKELEY pure rye whisky.

ATTEND Our $3.50 sale of oyercoats.
EIsEMAS BRos., It'll and E Sta.
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GAs FIIryRxs, PIEnBISG, HEATING.
s D SHXDp 4 Bro, 432 9Th St
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THOMAS DowLISG,
18th at. and Pennsylvania

FLORIDA ORANGES, wholesale.
ALBIN PRICE 4 Co.. 933 Louisiana avenue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

FORECAST TILL EIGHT A. N. THURSDAY.
For the District Of Columbia. Maryland and
Virginia. fair during the rest Of Wednesday;
rain Thursday: slightly warmer; soutlerly
winds, shifting 10 easterly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
THE COURTS.

Court IN GENERAL TERM Chief Justice Binq-
ham and Judges James and Montgomery.
Observation-Disclosures agt. Roney; decision be-
low affirmed. Viedt agt. Evening Star News
paper Company Con demurrer); argued and sub
mitted. Pitney Il Bradford agt. Chapman; do.
In re will of John Hoover; appeal bond fixed
at SIS, 600.
CRIMINAL CoURr-Julge Hdgner.
Yesterday-Henry Rabe, selling on Sunday;
nolle pros. Harry Maury. selling to minors;
guilty. Samuel Jones, unlicensed bar; guilty.
EQUITY CoURT--Judge Bradley.
Yesterday Brown; appearance Or
dered. Barco agt. Barco; testimony before
W. w. Mohun, ex, ordered. Gunton agt. Zant-
ginger; loan authorized. Bohrer agt. Otter
back; trustees allowed to accept payment of
note. Dewalt agt. Doran; deed declared void,
sale decreed, W. X. Duhamel, trustee, and ap-
peal noted.
PROBATE CoURr-Juioe Brddley
Yesterday-Estate of John W. Dunn; in
ventory filed. Estate of John W. Shiles;
Charles W. shiles appointed administrator.
Estate of Lorenzo Rice; order of sale. Estate of
W. W. Belknap; Hugh r. Belknap appointed
administrator. Estate of Eliza r. Edwards;
will fully proven.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Ladies' and Gentlemen's Wigs for masquer-
ade party for hire at s. HEILEK's, 40 It'll ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

QUE go SALE Of suits is still in progress.
EIsKMAN Bros It'll and z sts
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"Doctors disagree" but the people agree
that DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup is the best.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

YouR EIEsIGHr fitted. II. HExPLxR's S, cor AZ S
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

EISE PORTRAITS at Kets Kemethy's, 11Os Pa. Nv
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Eaz is what you want to cure an ingrowine
nail. corn or bunion. Drug. shoe stores or
mall Price Csc. CHAs. s. REEs, Philadelphia.
n26-v6s26t
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81 PER GALLON, 81 per quart, Soc. a pint.
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LECTURES.

ID EN. X. \. MACARTHUR,
HI New Works Famous Pulpit Orator.
VIII deliver his Popular Issfurp
ELEMENTS OF SUCCESS IN IIFF
AT Calvary Baptist Church. cor. 18th and n srs
"Wednesday kvenins. Jan ~ at = O'Clock
Dr MacArthurs lecture On the Hueuenots delivered
IN the Cons SENSATIONAL Churrh in August last WHEN
hundreds Jailed 10 obtain admission has already M a.
cl-nt.. Introduced him 20 the v Washington puhli6
seats may lie reserved the chur,h THURSDAY even
ing, Jan =. and Al Metzrutt's. ITO st b-glnninx
Jan - Admission b cents with reserved seais, ~
tn.l1s ~ "a sa,l 80 "a
n
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

JAMES +. OYSTER,
Dealer in Fine Butter,
B ST. wing. near 9Th St, Center Market.
Main office, cor. Pa ave. and 9Th St
Telephone. Ills.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

1QUARI OF 81 WHISKY for 75c-
quart of 81 Jamaica rum for 75c.
quart OF Catawba, 25c.
CHARLES KRkENER T37 It'll at NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Just received a large assortment Of Long
halr switches at low prices. and also saucy
Bangs, at s. HEILERs. 40 eth st. ial9-4ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Ladies' and Children's Hair Cutting and
shampooing specially at s. HKILER's, 72o 7th.
jal94ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

1 am now preparing catalogue for fine col
lection of books. Dealers and others desiring
10 dispose of surplus stock should take ad-
vantage of this opportunity and send in their
conagnments as early as possible.
Respectfully,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

IS FoR TRoCsERs that were $50.
EIsEMAN Bios. It'll and E sta
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

CHARLES KRAMER, 737 It'll st. nv.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

An Invention Making Sewing Pastime,
Wheeler Wilson's New High Arm No. g.
1t charms on sight. Its use enraptures.
Office 4S1 9th street northwest dlI-tr
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

Fresh Phosphate Emulsion. COO. a pint
Pure Norwegian Cod Liver oil. 40c. a pint.
Ammoniated Cough Mixture, 25c. a bottle.
Original Russia Corn Remover, l5c. a bottle.
jals-7t
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EXCURSIONS. &c.

NoUAT VERNON. THE TOMB or WAsHfNG-
W roN.-lntil 1urtsr notice the palAiia IRON aIai
steel steamer CHARLES NACAIESTFR viii laav. uar
wharf loot Of IN st daily except day follows
Leave for MOUNT NEfiNON NJ 10 am. Arrive m
" ashln1ton at 8 y M. Fare round tr1p 20 MOUNT
VERNON, including admission 10 the manson ana
grounds. ell E-esant cafe the Charles NA;aester.
The Charie. Manchester Wi also make andnxs
as lar down zs 6lymont landing also at MARSHALL
HALL gong ami returning. Fare round trlp. =,
folul l. l. BIAKF Caftsin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21
CITY ITEMS.

CITY ITEMS.
Biliousness, Constipation. Torpid Liver.
&C. cured by Miles Nerve and Liver Pills, 50
doses Csc. Samples free at
MkRrzs Drue STORE, lol& r st.
Doctors and Druggists Say:
I'VE can always use and sell Speers Wine"
Pronounced by our patients and customers the
best they ever used. Our physicians prescribe
!" speers Wines can be had of druggists.
Pure Rye Whisky, 5 years old. Csc Of
Fort Wine (med. use), full qts-, soc. bottle.
i ssncy rssen' Flour; zoe, Isc; sl;S sack
DogCollars engravedf free. wALroHD. Al Paw
Fire, Smoke and Water Sale
VI Fine SHOES and Hats now in progress at
Wills Shoe Store,
1als-ot 9is 18th street. northwest.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's Wigs for masquer-
ade party for hire at s. HKLLEK's, 40 7th ST.
jal9-4ts
AZ kloczewski's Pharmacy, cor. 9Th
and T.
Fresh Phosphate Emulsion. eoc. pint
PURE Norwegian Cod Liver oil, 40c. pint
Ammoniated Cough Mixture, 25c. a bottle.
Original Russia Corn Remover, l5c. bottle.
jal7-7t
,o~eNeu "tSt assoftneIt ci Long
Hair Switches at low prices. and also Saucy
Bangs, at s. HEILER's. 40 eth st. jals-4ts
Eaz is what you want to cure an ingrowing
nail. corn or bunion. Drug. shoe stores or
mall Price Csc. CHAs. s. REEs, Philadelphia.
n26-w&s26t
"Doctors disagree" but the people agree
that Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup is the best. 3
Ladies' and Cnildren's Hair Cutting and
"A lfv 4 = rsh
jal94ts
An Invention Making Sewing Pastime,
Wheeler Wilson's New High Arm No. g.
1t charms on sight. Its use enraptures.
Office 4o1 9Th street northwest. dlI-tr
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-21

room RuBrER GOODS AM DEAR Ar
AM PRICE BUY QUE s,0oLD SEAL
GRADE AID YoU WILL oET TEE BEST
MADE BEST ouALrrr LxAIHx8
DxLILuo.A nPECLALTI. 49,
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STAGE EXCURSIONS.

nEMIIr's IALl-l-HO COACH LINZ LANES
~ Oh 18th ST. n hound trip Arlington. 10 a. m.
and r. m. Soc Soldiers Home. Dam. pm. .5sr.
Cabin John brldse. We'd and sun. pm ss,c. ~
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-10-01

stor's daily income Is e23 600.

Astor's daily income is $3.50
General Lew Wallace is at work on q
new story.
A New York man has attended a
swimming bath regularly every day for
% years.
Anna Dickinson has now a promise Of
restored health. She has greatly inn
proved mentally and physically.
Mrs. Mackay is the possessor of astring
of fawless diamonds two yards in
length. This speaks well for our bonanza
mine.
Edward Lytton BuIwer Dickens, the
youngest son of the great novelist, has
been elected to parliament in New South
Wales.
Mrs. ParneIl is reported to be gaining
remarkable facility as typewriter since
she undertook the duties Of secretary TO
her husband.
William Hayward, the Oldest jockey
on the turf, now has stable of his own
at Eatontown, N. j., and is worth
$50, 900. The horses he rode won more
than 81 ,OOO, 900 in stakes and purses.
Here is an item that recalls former stir
ring times: Ex-Governor Sprague's wife
Is one of the best horsewomen TO be
found at Narragansett Pier, and often
rides 80 or 40 miles in day, while " Bill
lounges around spinning yarns and
swapping fish stories with the Casino
visitors.
@Old Jubal" Early is the least recon-
structed of the surviving Confederate
generals. He still affects the Confeder.
ate gray in his attire and wears the old
slouch hat of the Virginia trooper. A
Northerner who saw him not long ago
says that his scarf pin represented Con-
federate flag.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1891-10-01
PRICE ONE CENT



@who was Irelands greatest benefsc-
tori" ~Christopher Columbus. lie dis
covered America. PUCK.
Chappie--I always pay as 60. Maud
DO YOU see anything in this room You
would like to buy New York Herald.
Jasper-How did you discover that she
is widowI Jumpuppe-When ] asked
her to name the day she said ~To-mor-
row.-New York Herald.
A Ready Reply. - Guest - Waiter,
there's fy on this steak. Waiter (an
ex-minstrel)-Yes. sab. Mus hab been
lef' dar by de spider, F" sab.
The Usual Way. -Madge-Does Anna
play the pianof Millicent-Well. she
labors at it; one can hardly call it "play.
ing, you know.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Clara-I don't see why children could
not be born 10 years old. Maud-H
would be agreeable, and don't see why
girls couldn't be born married. Brooklyn
Life.
Teacher-Tommy Slimson, have you
any good excuse for being late Tommy
(beaming) - Yes, ma'am. Teacher -
whatisiti Tommy-Wafiles. -Harper's
Bazaar.
She (sternlyl-What was that noise
heard in the hall early this morning when
you came in2 He (hastilyl-It must
have been the day breaking, darling
Baltimore American.
A Case of Dire Necessity. Mrs. Kings.
ley see your church is going TO send
away your minister for three months.
Isn't that a long timer Mrs. Bingo--
Yes; but we need the rest.
"I don't meet you at Miss Svelte's any
more" "No; she and have had diff.
ference Of opinion. Nothing serious.
I hopef" "oh, no; only ] thought ]
was the man she ought to marry and she
thought wasn't Life.
Mind Cure Doctor - Make up your
mind there is no pain, and there is none.
Five dollars, please. Patient (movinG
toward the door)-Make up your mind
there is no payin', and there is none.
Good morning Blade.
What 1t Was that Allied Hannah
Srve made great discovery. yes; (;
what is it2 "Pve found out what's the
matter with Hannah" "Really2p "Yes;
she can spell her name backward and
1t makes her stuck up. Buffalo Ex.
press.
Out of the Mouths, Etc. - Elderly
maiden (out rowing with a possible
suitor, and her little sister who is fright
ened by the waves)-Theodora! II you
are SO nervous now, what will you be al
my age1 Little Sister (meekly) Thirty
seven, ! suppose.
"Of course IL hurts, Josiah, said Mrs.
Chugwater as she applied the liniment
and rubbed it in vigorously. "Rheuma-
tism always hurts. You must grin and
bear it." "Pm willing to bear it, Saman-
tha, groaned Mr.. Chugwater, but darn
me if I'm going to grin. - Chicago
Tribune.
What He Thought. - Mrs. Blossom
(wrathfully, to new conductor)-Why
didn't you stop the car when waved my
hand at you the first timer Conductor
/ didn't know you wanted to ride, ma'am.
Mrs. Blossom-What did you suppose
was waving my hand at you forl Con-
ductor-I thought you were trying TO
mash me.-Epoch.