The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-08-13
deep within the year now only hail

deep within the year now only han
gone by.
That Is the reason why Mrs. Tennan
afterward spoke 50 bitterly Of her bill .
the Vendome. Her guest had dome he,
up" - we say here tn America, especially
among the lower classes, IL one maj
speak in that way here, and ! think on.
may II one pays ones bills.
Hamilton suffered most severely Ii
the west. He found no congenial societ,
there, all the Englishmen Of his stripe
having been hanged on their arrival, OF
on most anything else in fact that came
handy in a prairie country where timbe1
il rare and hard to get hold Of.
He bears down especially hard on Col.
orado Springs and Denver, two Of the
most delightful cities in the world, for
know, having visited Paris, London and
East Saginaw within the past two years.
paying my hotel bills and either black.
Ing my own boots or gladly putting up
for it.
I call the attention Of every crowned
head in Europe to the fact that while at
their tables ! did not ask what was com.
ing next or what their victuals cost
them laid down. ! am not regarded ~
stickler for social high church or mon
key business when ! make formal call
on . monarch or p. P. G. call on roy
atty, but when l cease to pay for the pol.
ish that glints and glitters on my bright
young bunions, or fork over my iquo,
bills for . w. G. 7. q. to put mp for,
may my right hand cleave to tho roof oi
my mouth, and an incensed people play
shinney DER my forgotten grave.
Mr.. Aide did not like tho ''surpris<
party" Of the rancho out west He will
like it less the next time he is invited.
Western people are informal, but theil
hearts are warm. They are hospitable
to . degree that would naturally sur.
prise and unman > real man for the mo
ment. Il would not affect Mr.. Aldo e..
pecially, however.
But the west hates to have an honored
guest walk on it's wishbone with Mexi.
can spurs. Il feels hurt and resents it.
! have lived nearly all my Life in the
west, and / say without fear Of success
full contradiction that any mani dc
not refer now to Mr.. AId6-who hal
been the guest Of the west, and who then
seeks to earn eight dollars and forty-iive
cents by running down his host, is moi
only cad and . triumphant ass, but he
is unworthy in every possible way or
earth, and totally disappointing except
in the way Of stimulation to tardy to
mato crop.
After being . guest in the American
''parlour" he turns to and seeks to be-
mire and besmirch, by satire and such
things, the furniture and decorations Of
his illguided hostess, whose error was in
not showing him to the sty and letting
him look over the album.
Possibly may Be charged with speak
ing too directly on this subject, but it j,
only my own opinion. I do not hold the
paper responsible, and IL Mr.. Aldo doe
not like it he may readily reach me by
post.
He says we pronounce vase as we dc
gaze. This is not true. have not pro
nounced it that way now for over year.
Mr.. Aide is too severe on rs. He saw
our beautiful scenery whenever the rail-
roads gave him passes, and he was en-
tertained by those who had never seen
that kind Of fauna before, and he went
home and tried to make q Rudyard Kip
ling Of himself, thinking that he was q
critic when it was really collie that allied
him.
He did not like it because our ladies
did not allow him to see them work.
This was in Difference to him, for no one
ever saw him work. He says he pre-
sumes that ladies here do secretly work,
but he missed 1.-THE pleasant litter Of en-
ployment."
II he win come among rs again At
some time in the future he will probably
notice the pleasant litter Of employment,
and he will furnish the most of it himself.
Afterward . detected Englishman may
be seen going home with his pancreas in
tho morning paper.
he did not like our theaters; especially
those, I Judge, who did not remember
him at the door, and who did not feel
IKE giving him q box because he con.