The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-14
BRIGHT BIT5.


THERE are men VINO claim to have religion
Who let their wives carry in all the coal.
Horn.
Tue young man who was unable to express
his joy saved money by sending it by mall
Norrtstol0n Herald.
MAID-Mr. Small couldn't call tonight, and
he sends his regrets and this iittlep pr sent.
Miss Little-TEanks for Doth.-lhe Epoch.
THE Indian reservation is good incentive to
the Indian outbreak. Too much Preserve" has
made him outspoken.-NeIo York Evening
World.
ELLEN, did Miss Gadd say anything when
you told her wasn't no ne?'
Yes, ma'am, sac said how glad she was she
had called ''-Hn fldde iphiI Times.
FREDERICK Lowe. the largest candy merchant
in Liver DOL, has assigned. Maybe the reason
he got stuck was he mpnkeyed too much with
sticky candy.-Spokdae Spokesman.
"HE resembles his wife strongly in one re-
spect."
What is thatg"
"She thinks there is nobody like him in the
world. "-Hdrper's Bdzdr.
ToPJAcK-I see by the papers that they are
going TO have another beneVo ent cry.
Mrs. TOpjack-I don't under tand. What do
do you mean by benevolent cry?
TopJack-Wny, a charity bawl, of course
Chicago Inter Ocean.
WHEN in the footlight's glare she stands,
Men think her one of the Fairy Queens;
What would tley say
Could they but see
The way she tackles the pork and beans.
e. r. O. in Teras Sfitngs.
II DON'T see any special merit in this make of
rifle, " observed the customer
This is the style" said the guDmaker with
pardOnable pride, that has been furnished the
Indians out west. If you want an inferior gun
can sell you al army rifle for much less Chit
cdgo Tribune.
I ,o1 a., l., n.
much, and found it was 80
Observation-Disclosures You didn't get it, did
your
Wife-No thought it was more than you
wanted to pay, so got new bonnet instead
Boston Truveier.
The Aduel fiser says: Chicago may have
bank robbers, but tley are caught before they
ret out of the city limits" This is quite reason
able. It would be a long .winded robber who
could, if chas I'd by the police, get outside of the
present limits OF Chicago before being caught
Lol0elI Courier.
TRAvERs-rm in a dilemma. Invited young
Suffer to take New Years dinner with me- aud
he hasn't showed up. I'm just about starved.
Das away don't see that you are TO blame
Why don't you get your dinner? Travers-Din-
neri You don't seem to Understand. | was
going to borrow the money of Stuffer.-B, ook,
IN Life.
"WoULDN'T 1t be nice, Henry, dear" she
whispered, as the sleigh started of and she
through life together this way?"
YES, " he answered; ''the coal bills would be
little enough; but, great Caesar Alice" he con.
tfnued, after little thought, thinA of the liv.
cry bil"-HGr per's BGzdr.
BRowN-rve just been listening to Lean, the
temperance lecturer. By the way, temperance
IS rather a msuomer in his case He's the most
Incorporate man l ever heard. Fogg-How
lucky 1t is that his incompetence doesn't take
the form he inv eghs against. Great Scott ii
ne should take to drinking. there wouldn't be
anything left for anybody else.-BoSton Tran
script.
HALF in joy and half in grief
Time turns over a new Leaf;
Every leaf is new year
Pray that it be filled with cheer!
On the new page just begun
Shines / 1871
Let us give time reverence due,
Turn over new leaf too.
&C. B., in Puck.
HAUGHTILY handsome, she holds her head
Proudly poised, while her appraised eyes
Glance with dis Lain, as If they said:
Hearts were made but to scorn and despise"
TenderlY glow her eyes soft beams;
Lowly she bends, who was Lady Disdain;
Gentle and kindly she is, not seems;
Love Is the conqueror ce again.
George BndSeye, in Brooklyn Life.