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DOLLARS AND SENSE

And the graveyard of frugality is found in all those stores who ask few cents more than we do for the purchases of the day.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
AN EDITORS FooD.

Newspapers receive all sorts of ad-
vertising propositions. We received a
proposition some time since from the
manufactures Of Cyclone windmill
asking our signature to a contract
which promised to relieve us of thirst
until the last drop of INK had evapo-
rated from the bottle. In very cour-
tecus manner we informed the gentle
men that Oregon editors did not drink
by machinery, that they still adhered
to the good old custom of drinking
through a straw; that wind was un-
certain in this country, but that straw
was reliable and that we didn't believe
in innovations. The next man piled
us with few rods Of woven-wire fence
and stipulated for panel next reading
matter. This nropesition we should
have accepted, only we had no ground
to enclose and could i'll afford so costly
an ornament. We waited a week and
received a letter from a music firm.
This we declined in the most peremp-
tory manner; we have just enough
knowledge of music to distinguish be-
tween a dinner-gong and fire-bell,
and boast not of our accomplishments
but we have been In the newspaper
business long enough to find out that
man cannot live on wind alone.
That man is a benefactor who can
disahnse the public mind of false no.
tions regarding an editors physique,
his habits and manner of subsistence
If you think an editor is a man of lux
uriant habits, 'spelr' him awhile and
you will come To the conclusion that
DIR. Tanner is not entitled to all the
laurels. Among his readers at home,
the only legal tender which he ever
sees is cordwood. From January to
December he is expected to live on
four-foot wood. This is wholesome
diet, but it is not brain food. We have
chewed pine wood, spit turpentine and
picked pine knots out of our teeth until
our editorials lack the spirit which so
delights reading public. Bring us
some money; we prefer those yellow
pieces which read "In God we trust, ("
which is far better than trusting to the
dry provender with which our manager
is always filed.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

At the last regular meeting OF the G..
NJ. G. A, communication was re-
eeived from the recruiting officer at
Sodaville asking the Grand Instruct
ress to institute lodge at that place.
The communication was referred to
Messrs. Allsides and Topheavy, the
committee on organization, who re-
ported such an organization impractic-
able at present owing TO the bottomless
condition of the roads.
The following communication was
also received from the mastering sem
tinel:
To Your Royal Highness, the Grand Instruct
tuition has bsen violated, il becomes the duty Of
your humble servant 10 report the said case 10
The seciion OF the constitution above referred
to reads: .No male member of this association
shall be allowed 10 accept a lantern with which
70 light his wandering steps homeward after hay-
ing stayed out after regulation hours
In the ease above referred 10 certain Young
and handsome gentleman having gone some little
distance from the city TO see the object of his
affections forgetteth the old adage that time
flies and ere he awakes 10 a realization of the
fact the shades Of night are falling around him,
which causeth the young clerk TO quake and
tried. BY tie layine on Of hands and the appilea-
tion of tulip salve and other remedies to restore
him to his natural state Of equilibrium but with
came into her by this time hadly-rattled mind:
.I'll loan him the lanternl' Putting her thought
into execution. she got the lantern and Offered ii
10 her sugar lump" This was too much for the
young man. and falling at her feet. he moistened
her eorn-patch with the briny tears of grateful
thankftllness. AT length he was able 10 rise, and
with bounding heart he pursued, through the
wind and rain. his pertlous journey back 10 town,
never once falling. for he guided by the light
of the lantern given him by his 'little bunch OF
roses as he expresses it.
The young lady called nj the store the next day
aud got the lantern, and as she now has IL.
would advise your highness to guard against the
reenaetment Of this scene, as il is very demoraiz-
ing TO the young man, to say nothing about the
effect it had on the lantern. Yours dutiflliy,
MASTERING SESTINEL.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
WATERLOO RIPPLEs.

There is no railroad at Waterloo, but
all impatiently await the arrival of the
Express
We attended lecture at Sodaville
Monday evening. Subject, Reynolds
travels in India.n The good people of
''Soda" and vicinity showed their ap-
proval by rounds of applause during
the lecture and by donating literally
at the close. If Rev. Reynolds will
deliver a lecture at Waterloo we will
insure him an attentive audience and
a warm reception, for here talent is
appreciated.
The writer called at the f1ourishing
town of Waterloo a few days since.
Friend Gross welcomed us with smile,
but there were traces of sadness on his
usually cheerful countenanee. We
soon learned the cause of this tired
look; for, grouped around the stove in
the most approved American attitude,
were the citizens of the town, discuss
ing the Bible from the time of Adam
down to the present day. The McKin-
ley bill also received attention. There
is talk of a lyceum at this place, to
give the would-be orators a chance to
cover themselves with glory, also to
give friend Gross rest. g. RITIC.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
rnn dumY Ersr.


Following is the list OF names drawn
from which the jurors win be selected
for cases IN the circuit court for Linn
county for the present year:
Albany-B Swank, John Schmeer
n III Allen, Strauder Froman, J w Gu.
sick, 5 NJ Pennington, & q Burkhart,
VIM Ketchuin, jacob Clum, 5 A Daw,
son, r A Irvine, David Bnrkhart, /
Peehler, Phil Swank, Jas Wallace.
West Albany Frank Trites, James
Hunter, Ubbe Peters, nj Sternberg, G
Z Warner, V Pipe. w G Morgan, NJ
Hulburt, A J Anslyn, Morgan Huston,
Geo Cline, Il Conn, II b Vunk, + NJ
Redfield, b w Cundiff.
East Albany f Hadley, j II Knox,
q w Harris, John Isom, Geo Geisen.
iorfer. 4 ID Haight, w II Goltra, Smith
Cox, Ed Chambers, Price Wallace, | n
Noodle.
Brownsville-w ID washburn, w I
Cochran, Luther White, G Il Rock.
Well, Oliver Chesney, Joseph Hume,
ID M Walters, j w Swank.
Brush Cr.ek-H L w Hamilton, ]
N Rice.
Fox Valley-Press Berry, @ w Gar.
dener, J b Potter, w f Potter, +
Boeiiker.
Franklin Butte-John Curl, Henry
Ray, A II Mcdonald, r. ID Cslaran,
John Bryant, VIM Brenner, Isaac
Griffin, Mute Crabtree, Thos Allison,
John Cyrus, John Bilyeu, Jr., Enoch
shelton, Chas b Denkins, Nj w Miller,
A w Gains.
Harrisbure-John Sommerville, Jno
Hayworth, ] + Mccartney, Hugh Dim
widdie, II Bishop, q MI Afford.
Crawfordsville-H b Derrick, Milton
Wash burn. Robert Glass
Center-Isaac Whealdon, Moses Par
ker, ] w Swank.
Rock Creek-Tilos II Butler, r. May 4,
Il S Barzee, I b Barnes, w j Turn
ridge.
Liberty-Thos Arnold, ] ID Arthurs.
Lebanon Chris Hartman, q w
Cruson, John Denny, A Jack Adams,
] r. Peebler, Joe Elkins, n Bridge,
+ NJ Crnbtree, Ed Myers, p Kester, w
J Donaca, Jonathan Wassom, A Nj
Wilson, Frank Moist.
Scio-Samuel King, Il Munkers, III
shelton, q w Hunsaker, G. w Phil
lips, G l. Sutherland, q w Arnold, w
u Arnold, Henry Shank, Jr, G w Cole,
Ed Coins, Clel Daniels, A ] Johnson,
Cora Titus, John Montgomery.
Santiam-W A Paul, Allen Charlton,
] NJ South, L Michael, Albert Saw
age, w ID Miller, John l. Bilyeu, NJ
daSSoa, = Is PoWeii, IL l. Piummer, w
+ Ray, l. Z Rice, j ID Layton, & l.
Leaver.
Shedd-R III Wright, w C Davis, G
] Shedd, Peter Bether.
Orleans-Johnson White, w II Pugh,
Jos. Yates, A NJ Achesen, Paul Min
zenmeir.
Peroia-H A Powell, Riley Garret, J
III Rudd, A Mcbride, S s Myers.
Sweet Home-W w Howes, VIM.
McKinnon, Orlando Pickens, II c
Moran, Thomas Lewis, ID V Rum
baugh, Thomas Morris, Frank Bamett,
o III Russell, S + Hamilton.
Tangent-M G Galway, S Areha-
had, jus B jerks, A Blevins, Dan
Houek, j J Beard, Henry Freerkson,
l. III Smith, Geo. Cochran, Joseph
Simpson, James Morgan.
Isaac Saltmarsh, Dan Simm, w w
Parrish
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
ACADEMY NOTES.


Miss May Ross and Miss Harden
entered school this week.
Miss Celia Smith, a former student at
Santiam Academy, visited the school
Monday.
The new officers of the +. L. S. were
installed last Friday evening; we pre-
dict that their term in office will be
one of prosperity and success.
The following question will be dis
cussed at the Elite Literary Society
on next Friday evening: Resolved, that
the fear of punishment is a greater in
centive to effsrt than the hope of re-
ward.
The latest question of interest is a
challenge by the young gentlemen to
the ladies in the spelling class for "a
contest in photography. We under
stand that the ladies have accepted the
challenge. With eager anticipation
somewhat mingled with fear and
trembling, we await the contest.
Several of the students. at present are
preparing to attend the teachers exaIni-
nation next month, while several of the
other students. now hold certificates.
We suppose that Santiam Academy i'm
the future will continue to do as she
hassdone in the past, in fitting teachers
to fill positions in the country schools of
this county. "ACADEMICAL.n
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
Snecimen Cases.

S. III. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis, was
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheuma-
tisn, his Stomach was disordered, his
Liver was affected to an alarming de-
gree, appetite fell away, ard he was
terribly reduced in flesh and strength.
Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured
him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,,
had a running sore on his leg of eight
years standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
Bucklen's Arniea Salve, and his leg is
sound and well. John Speaker, Ca
tawba, o., had five large Fever sores on
his leg, doctors said he was incurable
One bottle Electric Bitters and one box
Bucklen's Arnica Salye cured him en-
tirely. Sold by J. A. Beard.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

his world nv all N NeHl1nW show.
With FOOLS and nct0rs plenty;
The credit systcfl's bound 70 go.
Or else down goes McGihty.
THE characters for the play are east.
The foosights nli are out
~ we Judge the future by the past
McGlntysS sure to be Knocked out.
We. Peterson sent Off several copies
Of last weeks EXPRESS TO friends In
different parts of the country. This
/ Is the way people acquaint thelnsel YES
with the resources of cur country, and
we feel like asking othcys to treat their
friends with the same consideration.
w. ]. Guys license expired Thursday
last and his saloon will be closed until
the newly elected council meets In Feb
uarv. The license at present Is twelve
hundred dollars and Mr.. Guy will
doubtless await the action Of the new
council; IN the meantime we have but
one saloon.
The meetings at the PRESBYTERIAN
church are awakening much interest.
Nine ministers, representing the vari-
Gus denominations of the city, were In
attendance Wednesday evening. God
pity the man I'm whose imagination the
Lord is only an enlarged Methodist,
Baptist, or Presbyterian.
Among all our exchanges, but two
dhe West Shore and Brownsville
Times) have scondescended 10 note our
progress as shown by the figures which
we gave two weeks ago. There were
Sll0,2 expended in building I'm Leb-
anon for the year 1890, and we want
the people toknow 1t. Please help US
sing Ii.
Sick Headache and sensation of OPP
preston and dullness in the head, are
l,wv
ton; morbid despondency, irritabiIity
and over sensitiveness Of the nerves
may, in a majority of eases, be traced to
the sane cause. DIR. ]. H. McLean's
Kidney Balm and PilIets will posi-
lively cure.
Peterson 4 Garland are adding to
the comfort Of the real estate office con-
tinually. A large rocking chair Is the
last piece of furniture bought. Always
afiable and courteous, these gentlemen
will not only make you comfortable
but will mako IL to the interest Of all
who wish 10 buy or sell real estate to
give them call.
The 'sLife of the flesh is the blood
thereof pure blood means healthy
functional activity and this bears with
it the certainty of quick restoration
from sickness or accident. DIR. J. II.
McLean's strengthening Cordial and
Blood Purifier gives pure rich blood,
and vitalizes and strengthens the
whole cody. 81 90 per bottle.
/ have cousin who is a printer,
says Ex-Mayor J. b. Loughran of
North Desmoines, Ia. Some years ago
he was employed in this city where they
where they Were printing circulars for
Chamberlain He had deep seated
cold and terrible cough and whfla
to buy bottle. 1t cured him and
that was the first l ever knew of
Chamberlan's Cough Remedy Ihave
been in its favor ever since. Ny own
experience and that of my family con-
vinces me that this remedy is the
best in the world. That may be strong
language but that is what l think.
For sale by NJ. A. Miller.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

ChIr-up, said therobIn. spring Is conn
ing.
Thersennte Il Simon purely Republi-
can this time.
Hereafter we shall announce births
under the head OF 'sShcet Music.n
One may be deprived OF the sense Of
knowledge Of sound.
One trade has been highly honored
In this country; all our presidents have
been cabinet makers.
Because the violin utters eut-turnl
sounds. some have inferred that 1t pos
sesses the faculties OF speech.
The bald headed man Is smade the butt
OF many n Joke, but no one ever thinks
OF calling him a hair-brained fellow.
The difference between women and
men as takers, lies altogether between
the superior and submaxillary bones.
Husband and wife may be one, but
you can't make the landlord believe ID
when you come to settle your hotel
bill.
The. reason clergymen have such
poor railroad accommodations Is that
they never stipulate for more than
half-fare.
The complaint that Chinese mer-
chants give short measure grows our
of the fact that Chinamen believe In
short feet.
"The wicked shall not live out half
their days. read the husband, and the
good wife wondered II he didn't come
of u long-lived family.
A Dakota man, on hearing tlht the
Indians had broken out, declined join
ing the militia on the ground that he
had never had the measles.
This world, says snme one, Is debtor
to lowly cradles. This may account
for the ftct that the smaller members
of the family get all the 'baek" pay.
Wife to husband, who had just re-
turned from n visit-So you are going
back; yoh must have felt perfectly Mt
home with the family. Husband-Oh
no, / enjoyed myself.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

j. s. Caldwell has been quite sick,
but is slowly improving.
Benny Mills, of Tangent, was visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. Cummings last week
Misses Olive and Lula Morgan are
expected home next week from Shedd,
where they have been visiting their
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. Miller
Morgan.
Jas. Morgan and family and Mr.. and
Mrs. Cummings spent New Years with
W. a. Gleason and family, where as
fine dinner as was ever spread before
u king was enjoyed. and although a
very rainy day, it passed off pleasantly
and was enjoyed by all who were pres
ent.
We noticed in the Democrat of Jan.
9 where a gentleman in Yamhill coun-
ty butchered hog that weighed 675
pounds net and was three years old.
Now that is a good-slzed hog, but Linn
county can beat that. w. II. Cum
mings of Lebanon butchered hog
that weighed 422 pounds and was only
a year and a half old. Its head weighed
80 pounds. Mr.. G. challenges all of
Linn to beat him.
BRoWN-EYED EAILIE
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
The Pulpit and the Stage.

Rev f. NJ. Shrout, Pastor United
Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan,
says: II feel II my duty to tell what
wonders DIR. Kings New Discovery has
done for me. My Lungs were badly
diseased, and my parishioners thought
| could live only few weeks. / took
five bottles of DIR. Kings New Discoy-
cry and am sound aud well, gaining 20
lbs. Ia weightn
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny
Folks Combination, writes: "After n
thorough trial aud convincing evil
dence, ] am confident DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption beats 'em
all, and cures when everything else
fails. The greatest Kindness can do
my many thousand friends Is TO urge
them 10 try IT," Free trial bottles az
Benrd's Drug Store. Regular sizes soc.
and 81. 90.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
wHTrcoMR ErHoEs.


Jan. 9, 1890.
Rain, rniD. rain.
snntianl has been quite high at this
place.
Light snow this morning, tile first
this sensoil.
The mail fas leen detained for nearly
two weeks on aceount of la grippe and
bad weather.
q. II. Whitcomhs little boys are both
over the neasea except bad cough.
IL takes pluck To travel over these
trails this time Of yoar and in this kind
of weather.
MIR. Preston left here last "Wednesday
with some bad boils on one of his
wrisls; has not returned vet.
Messrs Workman and Gaylord are
up expecting % stay awhile. Mr. BooJ
came today with their provision.
NJ T. w
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
PERSONALITIES.

DR.. A. c. Prin of Sweet Home called Thursday.
DR.. Barker returned from Quartzville wednes-
day.
F. H. Roscoe of Albany was in Lebanon Tues
day.
t. L. Rice of Waterloo. left for Glendale
Monday last.
Breck Meyer of Brownsville made Lebanon a
short visit Tuesday.
Mr. Gillian, of Illinois, is spending a short time
with his relative, A. p. Blackburn.
Mr.. Bosser, formerly fireman on the Lebanon
road, returned from Missouri recently after an
absence of several months.
Commissioner Rumbaugh, who has been in at
tendance at the county court for several days,
returned to Sweet Home Saturday
W. B. Blanchard of Brownsville started to Al
bany Tuesday, missed connection at the June
tion, and came over to Lebanon, and went to Al
bany on the evening train
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
a snre Cnre Tor piI.s

Itching plies are known by moisture
like perspiration causing intense Itch
ing when warm. This form. as we'll
as blind, bleeding and protruding,
yield at once to DIR. Bosanko's Pile
Remedy, which acts directly on the
parts affected, alisorbs tuniors, allays
itching and effects permanent cure.
soc. Druggists or mail: treatise free.
DIR. Bosanko, 329 Arch street, Philadel-
phia, Pa. Sold by NJ. a. Miller.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
.1hr Lersrr Iilx.n
ANoLnsrA co1-rAaE. L. b. July

ANGLEsEA COTTAGE. l.. b., July ..
Gentlemen: Altho' il Is very unusual
for me to use any lotions or
washes, still, in answer to your
request, have tried Wisaom's
Violet Cream and Rohertine. The
former / consider especially efficacious
in cases of roughuess OF the skin, and
| have been using it every day for the
last fortnight. have found the
Robertine an excellent preparation I'm
casees of tan, sunhurn, etc, caused by
exposure to March winds and July
sun. Yours faithfully,
LILLE LANGTRY
To ATessrs Wisdom d 20
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
CHILD KILLED.

Another child killed by the use of
opiates given in the form of Soothing
syrup. Why mothers give their chill
dren such deadly poison is surprising
when they can relieve the child of its
peculiar troubles by using DIR. Acker's
Baby Soother. 1t contains no opium
or morphine. Sold by NJ. a. Miller.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
BuckIen's Arnica SaIve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For
sale by J. a. Beard
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

From the Virginia City. Mont, Madsonian.l
When we find medicine we know
TO possess genuine merit, we consider
1t duty, and we take pleasurein telling
the public what 1t Is. Such medicine
we found Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. Bv the use of this syrup we have
relieved, in a few hours, severe colds,
and in the course oftwo or three days,
entirely broken them up, as has sew
eral of our friends 10 whom we have
recommended 1t. IL is all IL Is rep
resented by the manufacturers. III you
have a cough and want to stop it,
Chanberlain's Cough Remedy viii do
the work. For sale by NJ. A. Miller.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
TT.CAZ COfYNTN I oc-

LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo County and
State aforesaid. and that said firm win pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by
the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before and subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9th day of December A. d. 1856.
C3l A. w. GLEASON,
lS@J Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
ray Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

That always looks so pleasant, says go
to Matthews d Washburn, Albany, Or,
to buy stoves and ranges, because they
only keep the best and always do as
t hey agree to.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

Three Families Arrested on the Streets
OF Albany, by the magnificent display
of hardware, stoves and ranges At Mat
thews & Washburnis, who cary the
largest assortment ia the valley.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
Nntice ~ Fnrrnrrs.

Wanted at once, chickens, ducks.
geese, turkeys, dried fruits, butter,
eggs, and all kinds of farm produce,
for which will pay the highest price
in cash or exchange for goods
q. w. SIMPSON.
Albany, Or.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16
R@sold by druggists, 75c.
Liver Complaint-Biliousness,

The symptoms of this disease are de-
preston of spirits, foul coated tongue,
bad tasting mouth, disagreeable breath,
dry skin with blntches and eruptions,
sallow complexion and yellow eyes,
tired aching shoulders, duh pain in
right side, faintness, dizziness and irreg-
ular bowls. This complaint in all OF
its forms can be readily cured by TAX
ing DIR. Gunn's Improved Liver Pills
as directed, and lingering spell of sick
ness will often be warded off by their
use. Sold at % cents box by M. "A.
Miller.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-01-16

Rev. F. II. Calder, in company with
Evangelist Alridge, came over from
Brownsville Friday.