The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-06-11
A HANDY SKELETON.
Mighty Good Thing for . Fighting Ed.
itor to Have.

A HANDY SKELETON.
Mighty Good Thing for . Fighting Ed.
itor to Have.
Tho editor was seated at his desk
grinding out copy as though it was noon
and he was obliged to get out three
columns of editorial for . two o'clock
evening sheet. He was interrupted.
Editors usually are, and this was seri-
GUS interruption, for there appeared be.
fore him large man bearing on his face
scowl that cast shadow upon the
horizon and made the room more dark
snd dingy than usual He distinctly
stated that he had not come to demand
. retraction. That was evidently toe
tame proceeding for his fierce mood
Ito Kissed out the startling fact that he
had come for gore, red gore. The editor
preserved calm demeanor; 1t seems to
be the customary thing for them to dc
50 urder these circumstances. He asked
in voice that did not tremble in the
last the wherefore Of his visitors
sanguinary desire. The insulted one re-
ferred to an article which had appeared
in :be last issue. Let me see," said the
editor, II must look into this" and he
arose as If to get his file of papers. Go
ing over to the side of the room where
there was bed, another joint evidence
of economy on the part Of the pill-make,
AID the scribe, and raising the clothes
that draped on the floor no said: Say,
mister, now don't wish you any harm,
bu: this is all that is left of the last
party that came in here in your frame o!
mind" and he exposed full sized skele
ton belonging to the doctor. One look
was enough, and with howl of fear the
big self-avenger of injured vanity made
bis escape down the creaking staira.-
CHICAGO Herald
HE GOT EVEN WITH HER.
He Saw She Didn't Like Him and 80 He
Turned the Tables.
He had finished his Introductory re-
marks and was about to propose, when
he discovered that his proposal would
be treated with contempt
go on, Mr.. Sprigger," she said, i'm
patiently tapping her foot on the car
pet as he paused in his remarks.
II was about to say, Miss Hilder," he
continued, that am aware that the
human heart, especially a woman's, is
delicate thing, and come tonight to
correct a wrong impression which you
have been under for some time, think
To be plain, Miss Hilder, because 1 do
not wish to cause you future suffering,
let me state that l have never cared
enough for you to ask you to link your
lot with mine, therefore do not think
that can return the love you bear for
me. Ny attentions to you have been
prompted purely by friendly feeling,
mar our friendly relations" he said,
taking his hat to go, "for remember,
you will ever have in me a true friend.
Be assured will be always a nephew
to you"
And she was so dumb with surprise
and anger that she didn't say goodbye
to him when he bowed himself out
Boston Herald.
One Thing Needful.
Shawber-Some one has invented q
new kind of bank to save money. Now
there is only one thing more they
want.
Singerly-What is that?
Shawber-A new kind of man.-Mun-
sey's Weekly.
"The Quality of Mercy
Is not strained" neither is the relief af-
fordcd by that Incompatible medicine,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Its prime at
tribute is thoroughness. Very conspicuous
is this quality when tits used for malaria.
The poison of that malady in the system II
entirely expels. Equally effective is it in
trouble and rheumatism.
ANENr spring styles it may be noted that
the ocean will wear ruffled surge with
Children Enjoy
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
need of II laxative and if the father or moth
err be costive or bilious the most gratifying
results follow its use, so that it is the best
family remedy known and every family
should have bottle
IT Is q curious fact that when ono 10
seized with consuming passion ones ap
petite fails miserably.-St Joseph News.
PAIN from indigestion, dyspepsia and too
hearty eating is relieved at once by taking
one OF Carriers Little Liver Pills immedi.
ately after dinner. Don't forget this.
"Wuo was the author of the saying
There is always room at the topP" 1.-THE
hotel clerk, believe" -Boston Gazette.
GIENN's Sulphur Soap is a genuine rem
edy for Skin Diseases.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents.
"SwEET nothingsI" he exclaimed softly,
as he looked at the row OF ciphers after the
figure on the check-W ashiDgton Post
You can't help liking them, they are So very
small and their action is so perfect One pill
dose. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
SILENCE may be the most effective weapon
in dispute, but is generally the hardest to
use.-EvansvilleJ Journal.
BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
HE-"Win you marry mer She-"Do
you drink rumf He-"No; do you chew
gumP'-N. Y. Record.