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Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Charles Free Is the agriculsuralist
VINO has been under examination CA
the charge Of selling 1900 pounds OF hay
on representations that II containca
1000 pounds. Then the proofs were al
in the court failed 10 see sufficient esi-
dence 10 show that a crime had been
committed. 30 the defendant WAS dis
charged.
By stipulation Of the attorneys, the
testimony OF Ray Morton was taken IN
the deadly assault case of Clsud Scott
Morton lived abroad and came here 60
testify, and made Il a condition 81 his
coming that be was not % be unnects-
sar.ly detained.
John Tanhoti complained that be
held a mortgage Oh q COW and her cali
which Andrew Nirenga unlawfuliy DIS
posed Of. After Wircnca was arranged
the case was adjourned to the 25;h.
The standing QUARREL between Billy
Echternacb and Ad0iph Neyerschapm
mas at last eliminated ~ the issuance
OF warrant for Echternach on thc
charge OF assault and battery.
Charles Hathaway. the man who
failed TO get out OF town last week
now in jail on fifteen days sentence
for being drunk.
Eugene Fullerton paid $3.50 on &C
count OF his sCrmmage IN the Ball
block on the West SIDE sunday.
Charles Fishers case Of false pre-
lenses was nolie pfosd as soon ne the
ARA gnment occurred.
The two gambling cases OF Elliott
and Brown went over on Adjournment
10 the Z5fd.
Rudolf schubert PAID 50 for being
drunk.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
DELEGATES RETURN
With Them Trophies of Their
Journey.

The delegates Of the Grand Rapids
Builders and Traders Exchange 10
the National Builders convention held
in New York City returned home yes
terday, bringing with them numerous
mementoes of the occasion. The
delegates were Henry +. Doren and II +.
NJ. Reynolds, j. Il. Ware, alternate and
II. G.. Macfie. visitor. Mr.. Ware will
not return for several DAYS yet. The
visiting delegates were rendered
grand banquet at Isenox Lyceum on
February II. The bill of fare was q
unique design representing an arch
supported by corinthiau columns, the
panel between the columns containing
the menu. 1t was made of brown terra
Gotta. IL. VI. Reynolds was elected a
member OF the national board of dircc-
tors. The presidency went 10 Arthur
McAllster, of Cleveland and W. II.
Sanborn, OF Boston, was reelected sec-
rotary.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
AS THE ELEVENTH WARD.
The Citizens OF District Fifteen viii
Favor Annexation.


The citizens of District No. IL of the
township of Grand Rapide held meet
ing at the school house last evening TO
discuss the question of annexation 10
the city. On account of the stormy
weather the meeting was not largely
attended. the attendance being about
thirty. Oscar Powell was elected presi-
dent and George Roelois secretary.
The discussion of the question of an
nexation resulted IN resolution
offered by W. +. Cooper that il would
be benefit to district No. IL 10 be an
nexed TO the city. The resolution was
adopted by a vote Of % 10 3. A COM
mittee was appointed consisting OF
Messrs. n. II. Walbridge, W. r. Cooper,
Rens Meddier. o. +. Powell and George
Roelofs, TO circulate a petition among
the tax payers IN the district asking the
Legislature 10 admit the district as the
Eleventh ward of the city. The pro-
posed ward TO be bounded on the north
10y Wealthy avenue, on the east by
Fuller street, on the west 10y East street
and on the south by Hall street. The
names of the tax payers with the as
sessed valuation Of each mans taxable
property set opposite his name, vino
favor the proposition of being brought
into the city AS the Eleventh ward Will
be forwarded TO the Legislature. The
committee will make a thorough can
vass from house to house and ascertain
the exact feeling of every tax payer IN
the district II reference TO the Eleven Ia
ward idea.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Afterwards Miss Pauline Roe. Of SOC 7th-ave..
New York. herself sub ,iantiated the facts
The suffering endured. She said. was un-
bearable. Ny speech was impaired. my mouth
drawn TO ole ide. and the pains In my heed
were maGGening. | IS d DR.. Gr,eae's Ner-
yura and before had used a bottle felt
n marked Improvement, and now L feel
myself again. 1t gives me great l.asure to
recommend all troubled with nervous com
plants 10 Use this really wonder.u medicine"
Mrs. J. Fisher. OF &. Vanderbiitaye.. Brook
Ign. was restored from paralysis By the same
remedy In 4 no less wondt rful way.
Now that all may recognize the approach OF
this treacherOus disease and take IL in time
10 surely prevent Il. the first of premoEitory
symptoms are given. Paralysis is durable.
and IL can always be prevented by DIR.
Greene's Nervura if taken in time.
Among the first symptoms will be noticed
nervous and restiessness. with weak and
tired feeling in the limbs and general sense Of
exhau tion; any unwonted excrtion Will be
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Bert Hal, Il tBe Democrat, vic
short week sfscs assumed tie srur8ent
and resgsons = ties n matrimonial e.
tfs,rrt fFa1iv squared himself viii TIE
dispenser - marriage IlcfTsee e tsie
cfsanfy fleFks offi0f yesterday ~ pre-
sssrIf.fse ff1s osficsrs and eFFBloYes of the
eoants building . b1x 81 cbolfx J i9fsaa
r,rs-lces
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

A large engine Of 200 horse power
has just been completed FOR the MICH
gsD Barrst Company by the Grand
Rnp5ds Iron Works. The frame sno
the cylinder were taken ~ the factorr
yesterday and the eng ~ viii Re 49, ~
dursng The week The load weighed
u .feb pounds, hut the horses hauled =
over Tire Asphalt pavement as easflt ss
tbsg could pave drlrie q iefyf cal
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

- Nhfsl I'D. Ii Is TAsata-ls evAaeas
kzsAt a0rsag (aElss's lie Is disciples
scslcSss understood alm ~ A.. std ~
nsasi eofecI that the nlsn NA9 naaae
% uastosers > generation after hs
death, are - no meAas 1Atsalt4e IA
seFfaeEsrs q hls spaf.s az as sescalngs.
lMAsLEs h. afEssN.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
Entitled to- the Best

All are entitled to the best that thcil
money Will buy, so every family should
have. at once, a bottle of the best family
remedy, syrup Of Figs, to cleanse tn,
system when CostIve or bilious. Fol
sale in SOC and Sl.00 bottle by all lead
ing druggists.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Simply apply "SwaYsE's OINTMENT"
No internal medicine required. curse
letter, eczema, itch. all eruptIons on the
lace, hands, nose, etc. leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. Its great
healing and curative powers are pos
ssssed by no other remedy. Ask your
druggists for swAYxE's OINTNExT.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

For 80 days only, one dozen fine cab
met photos and one large crayon por-
trait of yourself for $500.
WYKKs 35 Monroe
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
Lily White.

The Valley City Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture of -four.
lts products are IN great demand, and
especially the Lily White. Try II.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

The respiratory Institute wishes to
make q special offer 10 a complicated
case OF throat trouble or asthma this
week. GIVE them n call. I2S South
Divisional.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Bert whttney wilt Probably ouit
Jrapezs Acting

Jrapez. Acting
CH1cAeo, Feb. ls.--N While Bert Whit
ney, with eyes biindfolded, was giving
an exhibition N circus last night on
the Tying trapeze, he fell = feet 10 the
ground. receiving internal injuries from
vhiCb re may die. Nine year Old
Charles Wette, performing CA 8 trapeze
under Whitney. was struck ty The fall
ing acrobat and Knocked 70 the ground.
Beyond terrific shaking up the boy
mirsc0lously escaped in5Ery.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Slaughter sale for 20 DAYS, at Fer
maids Cash shoe Store. 400 South Div
slou-st
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17


a GOODNESS and bad circulation In the feet and
limbs. followed after a time by a slight numb
ness or tinsllnE. at first hard noticeable. but
gradually becoming more marked. Among tile
hrst symptoms. also are weakness, tIf ed
feeling or trembling Of the limbs. with an ex-
hausted sensation.
Proofs Ike the above cur = are almost Ger
tain guarantee that ali similarly effected can
BE- cured by DR.. Greene's Nervura. Do not hes-
itatc for q moment when perfect restoration
y health is within reach. By no means neg
iect the first symptoms. for they surely lead
TO prOstraiian and paralysis. save yourself
from the terrible disease while there Is time
by the use of this wonderful remedy and
prevent n serious or fatal issue. Dr.
Greens's Nervura Is purely vegetable and per
fecty harmless. aud is for sale at druggists for
500 per bottle.
Dr. Greene. of 3J West Fourtcenth-st.. New
York. It's dlscoversr IL the famous specialist
IN the cure Of nervous and chronic diseases.
The doctor has devoted special attention 10
tae treatment Of All forms OF chronic diseases
through letter correspondence. and will give
by nail his opinion and advice in any case
free of charge. The perfection OF thissystem
renders = complete cure almost assured as
his success in treatment by correspondence Is
wonderful sad Eneqaalled.
y Rs. Send for symptom blank to I'll
cut or wire DR. Greene about
your ease. and \ carefully considered letter.
fully explaining your disease and giving you
perfect understanding Of all its symptoms VIII
be returned. free Of charge.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

The place to buy fine groceries is W.
J. Smiths, l6l Monroe.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
Great Offer.

DR.. Conkey, veterinary surgeon,
Canal-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Fancy Vestings, latest patterns. Shat
tuck q TrowbFidge, ~ Monroe.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
Lily White Fiour
-aer 80 cur. an skrn pi.es....-

Il made from the choicest wheat, care
fully selected.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Ftfsi ofsH kt~tss .4rfs.< aax Fhs No.
asrilA saa zlasess mlraealoRs sure ~ Alex.
anasr h0ra " the nam Assi aB fs3isstel
pea Peas. laaasaads "a physicians al ossr
thi- eoaatfy are taass RFvsefio.ns ths - IA
Httfyriioas FsuiedY shich eGree hiD isiii maze
him ABse 10 esiS azan. saeu To- tHeety-oas
Years before ae hAi bssa - paraly<ed thai hs
had net lifted his foet from The as9r. sonle
doctors recommend aed prescribe ghis medl-
eIAe oysaig. othsFs seef - "a aay Fate. Il
sssas aafsig tAst Sufferers sh8Ele pay a lee u
physicians shea theg caa purchase AZ auy
druggists fos si.o4 per botgls tais uoad ial
remedy. shish is aek 8onledged At toe prvsrat
aas ss the srsas paralysis ears aad pre-
ssatise.
tac remedy IS Or. GFeeue's Neryura, and j.
2. Palhgs. Essl-. the prominent noJafg eabllc
oi Fhiiadslg tiia. vas The EFst 70 certify 90 Nr,
Horn rcaafA able cure. aud lhus oria. IL be-
fore physicians aud lhe public.
In talking Nth lhs Nel knosn John :.
Dofeuus. ks4 - Euisoa- 81. Pale. sou. \ j..
he Referred 10 az 4iy asioaishiag curative
POWERS 81 DF. Cr c tr', SrFyara Ia tho foii0s-
lax emphatic Terms Miss Pauline Roe Ia
terrible stroke D paralysis. ana having niysel.
received such gcrat benefts from Dr Grernes
Neivafa. 1 persuaded her 20 use 10 a "a last re-
sort. >ne did -. and the change since taking
this medicine has been most remarks Bile.
surely through the myst .rous eff ,cts OF this
wonderful etrstive remedy. DR.. Grcene's NeF
"a a, Miss RIOS has received a new lease Of life.
! shall BE- c lily a. any aud AL times 10 testify
20 the rem d. kaDle restoration 10 hath OF this
lady. and the wonderful effects OF Dr. e.eene's
NeFsura"
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

New Spring Suitings just received a,
Shattuck q Trowbrldge's. "a Monroe-st
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

IN TIKI CITY.
Fred ID Mills ana Alice NJ Johnston II
ucnry A Britt. IL -. blk 3 NILS add.
~ II front side Paris ave. 200 fl of
1hos Williams To Ida Y Bailand. nl2
10 :. blk |, Nitbey's add. % It front W
side center st. 2s3 s5-ltU II of Pleas
an Nt.-....-
Jas Dolbee 10 Edward Butler and wife,
IL ~. Do.bee's add. 50 IL front side
sherman 81. itS 40 c of East ST..
Reuben Ill smith 10 Joseph iIoefling.
part of It's and ~. blk >. Van Buren,
y Turner's add. ne cor Stocking and
SlNtH sly
jacob j Frans IN 10 BENJAMIN +
Nashturn, paft OF lt =. blk |. Remlng-
tons add. c side Charles ST, of
ttliny ave.
Ella l. Kirkland To Louisa A Miller. IL
81 kirtland's add. 10 fl front e side
Harrison ave, so II OF Buchanan st.
Margaret X Mcdonnell 10 John Rier-
gold, IL -. Sommer's add. - - i0J and
IL 5o-l0J II on NV COR + Fulton and Y
Last
Reuben Reynolds. ct nj. to VIM A Watt
son. 81 al. II 8. Reynolds * Frankiins's
4th add. 45 sic II front W side Jeifer-
son ave. ) of GriggS ST ...........
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

Call at Glass Works, Praddex Il Camp
GO Pearl-st.
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
IN TIE COUNTRY.

JAS 5 Toland to Richard Tanksley. Its
II and 10. blk 1. village of Ross..........
Emma l. Smith 10 Jessie Tompsett, IL 3,
blk y, Avery's plat, Lowell. .....
Chas J Dewey to Frank W Dewey (
wife. und y 80 4. INV fr of sec /,
Grattau; swi4 sw1Z OF sec .. 0akfield..
Thomas Emperor 10 Thos II McShane.
pee land on lot I, sec -. Walker.
Geo W Albertson To Geo Loomis, n
e1s ca seI4 of sec Z. Walker. ...... .....
Lucy Hopkins. ct "a. 10 Squire h. Hop
kins. n IA 4 NV ir Z, ne fir :. OF sec 1.
Grand Rapids. ..................................
Squire l. Hopkins Ia Eliza Morrill,. = "A
IN ne cor NV fr a ne fir !, of see 1.
Grand Rapids -. ....
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
Grand RAPIDS MusicCo,

SUCCESSORS TO J. H TH0MASG co.
NJ. D. WEEDEN. WI. HOSFORD.
Agents for the celebrated
Bradbury. Hemming and
Bush Il Cert Pianos. West
ern Cottage and Lakeside
Organs.
Old pianos and organs
taken i'm exchange.
Washburn Guitars. Ban
jos. MandOlins, Niolins.
string sheet music and all
kinds eff Musical merchan-
disc mt
NO. -. DIvISION-sT..
Cory BLOCK. GRAND RAPIDS
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

followed by great fatigue
and the weakness will
be very marked. The o
symptoms will often be
accompanied ty bad
e cling in the h ad. and
the son often wakes
each morning more tir-
ed and languid than on
retiring. - the disease
Trour sos tha~a pvIfi ba
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17

This list Is furnished by futile Bros. rea
estate dealers. Pearlst.. over Arcade. Tele-
phone No 1865
Telegram-herald., 1891-02-17
p AR Ally SIS .
Fearful Increase of This
Terrible Disease.
Read THIS and You Nay Prevent
Becoming ons OF It's Victims

Il = "A ssaFta *
fssE shat pafalsss IS
te sasg mers al
mare evM Aon 481
sas @salsal ps9ies
ssa have { seessrea
az ias1 a rsm A.
0a 50 - ssEeSl e<f
tala 81 c9Fe II - Tea
lt4le alsrsss. 4 szAsa
ia lima WAT starr
e.i tue igroFe fof fhls
Hsd eins AgQng pay
fans AS Ehe sea-
The evening world., 1891-06-19
TRAPPED BY MARKED MONEY.
Lizzie Hearn Had Systematically Robbed
President Harbureer'S Desk.

Neatly attired, with dOwncast eyes that
were red with weeping, and a despOndent
expression on her pretty face, Lizzie Hearn, a
young woman OF twenty-One, stood before
Justice Mcmahon, in the jefferson Market
Court this morning, awaiting to be officially
branded as a thief.
Lizzie, whose real name is Bridget Horan,
has been employed for two years by Henry
Hamburger, President Of the Cincinnati Beef
Company, at 400 West Twenty-eighth street.
She was highly esteemed, and treated as one
OF the family.
About nine months ago Mr.. Hamburger
began to miss sums OF money. His nephew, a
lad OF fourteen, was his cashier. Although
he could not detect the boy in one dishonest
act, Mr. Hamburger discharged him two
months ago Mrs. Harburger took the bOys
place and yet the deficiencies were as numer-
Gus and as mysterious as ever.
Then Mr.. Harburger noticed that Lizzie was
spending good deal of money. Every time
she went out some dry goods delivery wagon
would follow her home. Mrs. Hamburger only
paid Lizzie $l2 month.
More losses occurred this week, and by ad-
vice OF Police capt. Cross, Mr.. Hamburger put
a roll OF bills, all previously marked by the
Captain, In the usual place last evening.
Lizzie was left alone in the house about two
hours, and then the roll was found to be $ld
short.
Mrs. Harburger searched the girl and found
the marked bills in her pocket. She then con-
fessed her guilt.
Her room was searched and $244 was found
between the mattresses on her bed. After
much urging she produced a duplicate key to
Harburger's desk. A savings bank book was
also found In her room, with entries ranging
from $40 to $40, aggregating $500. This
with the $500 found In her room and pocket
made $500 In ALL
Lizzie said she had a lover named Denne.
gon, who went TO Saratoga six weeks ago
She said she expected TO marry him. She
would give no reason fOr.her stealing.
The girl has retained Lawyer j. ID. McClel-
land to defend her at the examination, which
was set down for this afternoon.
The evening world., 1891-06-19
THE STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL.

The Strawberry Festival to be held to-
morrow afternoon at the Madison Square
Garden, under the auspices of The
WORLD, is already an assured success.
Tickets have been given out by thou
sands Strawberries in abundance will be
provided, and music, under the leadership
of Mr.. P. S. GILMORE, by whom a splen-
did programme has been arranged. will
add its delights to the other pleasures of
the feast.
To hear the music and see the Joy OF
the children at the tables a splendid
audience, representative of New York's
best elements, will be gathered. And
what a sight it will be! Ten thousand
poor children, radiant with happiness and
busy with the delicacies spread before
them-a treat beyond measure to those
little ones, TO whom, alas! such sunshine
of life is too infrequent
To those who behold such a scene the
appetite for benefcence should 81 grow
with the eating"
The evening world., 1891-06-19
AWAY WITH THIS NUISANCE.

The Standard Gas Company must either
regard the rights of the people living
near its works, or go, For months that
part of the city around One Hundred and
Sixteenth street and the East River has
been made almost uninhabitable by dis
gusting odors and gases. Sludge acid
and refuse have been run into the river,
a bid the citizens claim that no considera-
& Jon has been given to their welfare or
Jhe law.
Numerous complaints have been made.
JOnce or twice through the interposition
of the Health Board the nuisance has
been temporarily stopped, showing that
lack of will is behind it. It is undoubt-
edly matter of expense. and this cor
poration seems willing to half suffocate
thousands of people that its Golfers may
be the fuller.
The nuisance must be abated. The law
is being violated. THE EVENING WORLD
will lead the attack and the war will be
carried into the enemy's camp.
The evening world., 1891-06-19
HIPPOLYTE, THE TYRANT.

This mornings reports from Hayti
bring denial of the story that HIPPoLYTH
has been assassinated. Indeed, they rep
resent him as flying from stormy inter
view with the Diplomatic Corps to the
seclusion of his own palace, whence were
heard to issue, a few moments later, the
soft notes of the sweet-toned flute. There
had been expected, rather, the issuance
of an order to shoot the offending
diplomats.
1t is suggested, In view of this relation,
that HIPPoLYTE's character as q tyrant
may have been overdrawn. NERO, &C.
cordinR to the somewhat ancient legend.
played the fiddle while Rome was burn.
ing But this dusky Nero OF Hayti. II
as he has been termed, plays the flute
while the fires of his own rage are con.
suming only themselves. Perhaps it was
after all, a real spirit of kindness which
led him recently to send SO many of hi,
subjects unceremoniously out of a coun.
try where revolutions sprout between
days.
The evening world., 1891-06-19
Not Oakley Halls Uncle.

To the Editor:
50 far as the first line OF the following para
graph reads in your Thursdays issue 1t is the
truest that ever appeared:
"Nery few people know that Oscar d. Hall,
the old gentleman who has for many years
been engaged In the trunk business In the
Bible House, is an uncle OF eX-Mayor A. Oakley
Hall"
Very few people do know this alleged fact,
for the reason that do not possess any other
living uncle than my pawnbroker, and he Is
not Il blood relation.
might doubtless be proud TO have the al.
legged uncle branching from the trunk OF my
family tree" but must relieve him from the
imputed relationship and confess myself the
loser by the error. A. OAKEY HALL.
LotOs Club, Thursday p. N.
The evening world., 1891-06-19

In making a bonnet for an elderly wearer
always select shape that goes well over the
head and has a close, rounded crown. This
appears smaller and neater and takes off
much OF the size OF the bonnet. Trim the
crown itself thus: Flowers should be placed
on the crown, with the principal bunch or
cluster standing up above the front to form q
frame for the face.
The evening world., 1891-06-19

Entered at the Post-ofRce at New York as sec.
cond-class matter.
The evening world., 1891-06-19

Since the Tax Department secured a Pres
dent who Is ut his desk regularly at 9.3
o'clock every morning the subordinate eH
ployees OF the Department are said to hav
fixed their breakfast hour at 80 o'clock A. y
They are certainly more prompt In reportin
for duty than formerly.
The evening world., 1891-06-19
WORLOLlNGS.

That the United States is q beer-drinkinR nation
Is evidenced By the TACT that Tor the year ending
April 80. 1891, they consumed 80, 600 900 barrels
Of the amber fluid.
Every minute night and day. the United States
Government collects SG39 and spends S46l.
One Of the old landmarks OF ST. Louis is the fine
stono mansion ON ChouteGu avenue that was once
the home OF Thomas Hat Benton A fact Of sin gu
lar interest in connection with the old house is that
II became In war times the headquarters OF Gen.
Fremont the uuwelconio suitor who, Againlt Sena-
tor Benton's wishes courted and won his dau ughter
now Jessie Benton Fremont.
Dion BouccAult's young son is frequent figure
in New York society OF a certain kind lie Is a
well-made aud rather handsome man, with DARK
eyes and dark, bushy hair.
A brother .of Mark Twain is an attorney in
Keokuk, the old home OF the humorst. lie is we'll,
todo financially, and deyotes but little time to hi.
profession,
The evening world., 1891-06-19
Help the Sick Babies Fund.
sPCTLETS

The dear old seal doesn't mind being in straits,
II he 10 only left undisturbSd In thsm-Bshring .
Straits.
Goodword said of friend who had Just touched
his forty-second year, that he vAs living pie
Of forty-two-sd.
The transatlantic traveller is a. man Of cross -pur-
poses.
West Point Cadet when he is found" is not
supplied with any more board at the Academy.
-.
The sAddest words Of tongue or peu
We're once the words; " II might have been"
But nov We find our keenest sorrow
In these: You'll have to call to- morrow"
-Hss PTsT.
The rhynnG epiRrAm Is not Averse to point. II
is point to verse.
A beautiful specimen of ersw-well work--ths June
rows Of Harvard.
eompositor is not prrjudced against some
things that have stick" in them.
-.
Now II Queen Victoria had only been the guar.
dian Of the baecArst secret, she would never have
given 1t away.
Nobody objects to a wreek-lsss speed on an ocean
The evening world., 1891-06-19
THE CLEANE r

Brooklyn surface car rounded sharp
turn this morning, and portly gentleman,
thrown out OF equilibrium, Clutched at a
strap, and the next instant went crashing to
the floor, TO his own disgust and the detrl-
ment OF passengers In his vicinity. Invegtiga-
ton disclosed that some ml5creant had cut
the strap 50 that 1t hung on mere thread,
too slight to stand severe strain.
The evening world., 1891-06-19
Not Hard to PleAse.

FT0n ne NsttdTk SIaNdlTa.I
They were talking COnndentlally OF the
present and the future with that sublime
happiness which only love al twenty knows.
What Is wealth or station" he remarked,
trying TO bring In some pOetlcal quotation on
the subject, " the idea that 10 be happy one
must be born with silver spoon IN his
mouth"
ANY metal would suit me, Robert" she
whispered npprOyingly, " 80 long as we had
ice-cream 20 eat with IT,"
The evening world., 1891-06-19
Valuable Experience.

Prom HIrpsr's Basar.l
"Haye you an opening on your stan, sir g"
asked man as he entered an editors onicc.
"What department would you like to
work INF"
81 think / could make a great success OF
the Answers TO Correspondence
"Haye you ever conducted such depart
ment?"
"NO, SIR"
"Then on what do YOU base your belief that
you could do that sort OF work :"
81 have spent several months in answering
the questions OF a four-year old boy"
"Ithink you'H do"