The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-12-23
HUMOR OF THE DAY.


Wages always appeal to mans hire ma
Pitts6urg Dispatch.
The bright girl tries to make light Of
everything. -Ddllds Aeics.
You can't estimate mans liberality
by what he thinks you ought to give.-
Eimird Gasette.
'swhat on earth is Binks picking on
the guitari" "a quarrel, / should
Judge. "-Puck.
The naves OF a church do not COM
prise the rogues Of the congregation
Chicago Tribune.
A good liar is better company than q
truthful man with an impediment in his
speech. brakes Magazine.
"Time's up as the workman an
nounced when he fixed the hanging
Clock Bltimore AmericdR.
1t isa great deal easier to secure an iu-
dorsement for mans character than for
his Pittsbuyg Dispatch.
The statement that detective recently
caught a cold has been received in sug-
gestive silence. --Biaghamtoa Leader.
Words are ever mighty to deceive. 1t
makes big difference whether tramp
or hero cries, "Giye me rest !'--Puck.
It takes smart boy to tell lie sue
cessfully. If he tells it unsuccessfully his
father is apt to make him smart. rt.--EroUi-
deHce Telegram.
(which one do you wish to marryl"
"The younger sister" (which one is
shel" ~ don't know. They both claim
to be. e."-Br0otlyH Life.
HiclIs-"What is political faithl"
Merely a choice between the
lies promulgated by the different par
ties. - Boston Transcript.
If all the people in the world were ex-
pert mind readers, how quickly the daily
thoughts of most people would be radi-
caly improved. -S0merUille Journal.
The sumac has its fiery glow,
The maple has its flame,
The elm tree has no red at all.
But it's handsome just the same.
Boston Transcript
The Arkansas rejected lover who is
suspected Of having burned brides
trousseau may have wished to be regarded
as her old hame-L0uisgMo Courier.
Journal.
Happy thoughts Feeblewittlo sug-
gests that hencefcrth it be considered
quite the proper thing to serve dropped
eggs with picked-up dinners.--DetrOH
Free Pres.
If a man could only see the oonse-
quences of all the evil things he does
how hard he would try-not to do tho
evil things, but to avert the consequent
ces. "--SomTDWe J0arHal
Mrs Newrche's speech betrays her
plebian origin" "Yes, but she is max
ing every effort to refine IT,. "Think
So" "Yes To-day at dinner she
asked for small slice Of mutting. ~
NeO York Press.
Professor Whackem-"Wh helped
you to do these sums q Johnny Fizzle.
top-"Nobody sir "What! nobodyi
Now don't lie. Didn't your brother
help you" "No, he didu't help me;
he did them an by himself "-Tcsos
SitiHgs.
'Aftor all, b" said the great man as he
laid down the paper, 'it Is the living
who suffer most when one Of our number
passes from this lifc.n "Do you think
soi" said his private secretary. Eyes;
the survivors are the ones who see tho
newspaper pictures. '- Washington Post.
An Objection Overcome HIoiack--
1T is objected that now the Government
rainlaakers eau produce a shower, they
have no means Of shutting the rain of
when we have had enough Tomdik--
"Oh, yes, they have. An they need to
do is send up lot Of balloons loaded
with dry spongcs o. Biooiiya LVt
Itis said OF a certain literary woman
that she is never at loss for a reply, aud
never misses am opportunity 10 say
bright thing One day, friend was
describing to her a noted artist, about
whom her curiosity had been greatly
aroused, but whom she had never seen.
"To begin with, remarked tho friend,
she has perfect Niagara of a loreheadln
"Whatln said the other; "do you mean
TO tell me the poor mau has cataract
over both eyesf'- Argoaagh