Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-03-01
HIS BLOOD PURIFIER.
Bat tho Human Race Dsdu't Want Ia De
Purified Too Much.

Puriaed Too Much.
A dilapida.ed looking old man, who
was chewing sassafrns root with great
energy, suddenly appeared in the wait
ing room of the Erie depot across the
river, and as no approached a man who
was waiting for western rain he pulled
a bottle Of liquid from an old sachel in
his hand and said:
my friend. you are looking yaller
your blood is in bad state. One bottle
of my blood purifier will restore you to
health and vigor."
Don't want it, sir!" was the curt
reply.
''All right, mister. all right. If a
Teller wants TO keep on looking yaller
about the eyes when a pannycea is at
hand that's his own business. Long
bout the middle of April you'll be on
your back with spell Of bilious fever,
but you needn't lay it up agin me-"
The next person approached was a Sc
we're looking woman about thirty five
years of age, who was probably an old
maid.
Them yaller streaks at the corner of
your mouth denote a torpid liver,
ma'am," said the man as he gave the
bottle shake. "Suthin' night here to
improve your looks so per cent. in two
weeks"
SIR she demanded, in icy tones.
"Only fifty cents a bottle, ma am, and
made right in my own house, from herbs
and roots gathered by my own hand.
Just opened the spring campaign, and
the price is only fifty cents bottle"
"Goaway, sir" she commanded loudly.
Don't want any, eLy
mo, sir!'
"Al right, madam-all right. Torpid
liver may be good thing to have about
the house. but / don't think so. Here's
your pannycea, and il you don't want it
can't compel you to buy it,"
The third person was man with a
marked redness of nose and rough spots
on his face. He was busy with a news
paper when the old man approached and
said
lone bottle will cure that nose, or
money refunded"
What! What's that demanded the
man.
And the second bottle Will ~use
every rough spot to disappear. though 1t
would be safer for you TO take third.
Three bottles for 81. 25. or fifty cents for
a single bottle. WAR
Look r. here, you old reprobate! What
are You driving aty exclaimed the pa
tent as he stood up.
Il am selling blood purifier. made Of
roots md herbs. It's a little early, per-
haps, but want to get the start of the
buckwheat scratches. Are you drink
ing man.
''Do you mean to insult me 30 my face.
sir? Why. I'll punch your head for a
cent?
1T wouldn't do no good. mister
Heres the Only genuine blood purifier
in market, and last year / sold 1000
bottles OF it. Invigorstes the liver. tones
up the blood. and if cant cure that
nose Of yours don't want a cent"
I'll purity you. you old assassin
shouted the man. and he was peeling of
his overcoat to do 1t when the depot po-
licernan came up and told the old man
be must go out.
And not sell bottle Of my blood
purifier ia this crowdy be asked
Come, out vou got
"And YOU don't want bottle for your
self You've got jandice look. and this
ere stuff will knock the jaadice into =
cooked hat in just I've doses"
lie was led out. and told not - re-en-
ter the depot: but he stood at the door
ard osd 70 the policeman through the
glass window:
"All right. Officer. al night. II the
people don't want my blood purifier they
needn I have il. It's the seaeon 70 purify.
but never 20 sgin the law. and II there's
rampage a bilious fever Dext spring
don't say | wasn't around with my pan
nycea At regular pr1ce. 7-Eev YORK SuEA