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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Honi Soft

Ruby Miner: Governor Laughton's
idea that old and tried friends are the
ones to stick to, is Lot a new one, and yet
1t might be much more practsed with
profit and satisfaction In this country.
While happily not frequent, there are
occasional instances OF literal applica-
ton of the scriptural injunction to bless
those who despitefully use you" or words
TO that effect, while at the same time re-
jecting those who in time of need have
extended helping hand. 1t may be the
part of wisdom to truckle to your enemies
to the exclusion and prejudice OF tried
friends, but experience has not demon
strated such to be the case.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

David b. Hill, senator-elect and
governor of the state of New York, is
reported as being anxious to again
succeed himself in the gubernatoral
chair. The fact is David b. has his
right eye fixed on the Democratic
presidential nomination, while his
left optic views askance the seat in
the United States senate, to which he
has already been elected.
His intense hatred for his Demo
cratic rival for the presidential nomi-
nation, Grover Cleveland, and his own
overweening ambition, may impel
him to decline the senatorship, which
is supposed to be bar to his nomina-
tion for president, and again ask the
people OF New York to elect him gov
ernor. This, 1t is supposed, would
give him easy access to the presiden-
tial nomination, and his robust rival
would be given an efrectual quietus
1t Is more than doubtful II Hill can
be elected governor of his state, and II
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
THE AMERICAN HETRESS

1t has become so much 1.-THE thing"
for American heiresses to pick up the
cast off and worn out scions of Euro |
pean nobility, and marry them of |
hand, that the so-called romantic mar
riage Of Miss Florence Garner, daugh-
ter of the late Commodore Garner of
New York, to Sir William Gordon
Cumming, a convicted cheat, that
comment of any kind seems to be
work of supererogation. The Ameri-
can people are not, as a rule, wor-
shippers of baronial or princely titles,
and a belted knight, or prince of the
blood royal. is no more to them than
the squire Of low degree. If public
report may be credited, the lives of
many of our heiresses, whose dot has
gone to replenish the impecunious ex-
chequer of many foreign prince and
lordling, are not those in which roses
are forever strewn. The ambition to
be zone of the nobility" to reside in
ancestral halls, surrounded by lords
and lordlets, to be presented at a
drawing room" or some such func-
tion, TO shine in so-called aristociatic
society, seems alas, to be the ne plus ultra
of the American heiress' ambition.
To encompass this end she sells her
self for the title of some petty Euro
pean squire, who is often parody on
humanity, worn out rOue, broken in
health and in fortune, and whose
satiated appetite can see nothing,
cares for nothing save the good red
gold, which the future countess or
princess papa has accumulated in
stocks or mines, in packing pork or
specializing in lands or oil. The gold,
however, smells OF none Of these call
ings and the daughter is received by
the princelet as a necessary impedi-
ment, a sort OF sine qua non to the pos
session and enjoyment Of the plebeian
gotten wealth of his father-in-law.
There no doubt are intermarriages
contracted by our fair American
daughters with the aristocracy Of
Europe which are idylllc in every par
ticular. They carry the ducal corOnet
or more lowly badge of position will
becoming grace and queenly dignity
their lives may be poem, the rhythm
of which is as perfect as the musi'
played by Orpheus, but this is the ex
ception and not the rule.
The American noble is superlo
type to the European peer. He !
more than the peer of his foreign com
petitor, and, though 1t seems I'm
gallant and unchivalric to say it, ]
does not speak well for the good tast
and fine discernment Of America
maidens when they prefer bias
aristocrat Of Europe TO an America
prince.
However, IL marriages are made |
heaven, there are surely some strang
and wonderful matings, and it is nc
for us to question the eternal fines
Of things matrimonial. People wi
marry and be given in marriage Will
the world lasts, and TO the America
girl we can only say, II you contem
plate marrying some shell of maj
with only an ancient title to recon
mend him, don't. The result will
disappointing.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Assumptions Have Tumbled"

Westminster Oh. c. Ledger: Advices
from Anacortes, Washington, state that
that town, eighteen months ago. the
Mecca of real estate men, has about col
lapsed after the big boom it had in the
early part of 1890. The town is nearly
dead, trade is dull, work is said to be
scarce, and land is held at price so high
that sales cannot be made, and upon good
land are effected, there is no immediate
prospect Of the buyer Obtaining first
price for it, and 1t is difficult to realize on
real estate in any form. About the only
thing 1t has Is its climate, but climate,
unless coupled with something productive
OF money and trade, is poor backing fol-
q town
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Gold win Come Back

West Coast Trade: The crops of this
country are most promising. The wheat
is blooming; the corn is promising, while
in Russia, Germany, France and England
there are short crops and teeming millions
who will need bread and meat. These
will be supplied from the surplus of the
United States. This will bring the gold
back with interest and with an enormous
addition
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

he knows good thing when he has it
he will cling to the senatorial toga,
which chance and Democratic ma
j0rity in the New York legislature,
have wrapped about him.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

Wooley Times: Each day witnesses the
arrival of miners with their packs and
tools. They go from here over the Seat
tie and Northern to Hamilton, and from
there by stage to Sank. Most of them
seem to be heading for the Cascade dis
trict, although there are some who are
going to the Monte Christie mines ON the
Little Sank.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

The sanitary condition of any city is
a matter of prime Importance, Care
lessness or negligence in the matter Of
preserving the public health, in
variaby entails a heavy penalty and
If the guilty only suffered, there
would not be so much cause for COM
plant. But the innocent suffer as
well, and they demand protection.
The HERALD is not a Pathfinder; it
never has been; il is rather optimistic
than otherwise, but as sentinel, it is
its duty to point out danger when it
sees it, and-as In this case-smells it.
There are cesspools right in the heart
of the city, generating deadly MAS
matte odors, dangerous to health and
offensive to the public eye and nostril.
Steps should be at once taken to re-
Imove, not only these nuisances, but
their source as well, and all danger tc
the public health will then De averted
In this connection, it may be well Il
direct the attention of the proper
officials to the condition of the cas-
side of Eleventh street, between Har
ris and Mckenzie. BY prompt action
a stitch in time will very often saw
nine.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Thinks 1t Will Be Harrison

Olympia Olympian: 1t is evident that
General Ager is not for Harrison in '92 al
this writing. 1t is possible that the Har-
rison men may convert him before the
next Republican national convention is
called to order. Alger is a good man bin
self, but If Blaine Declines which he will
we see only one face on the Republican
moon, and it looks very much like the
face of the man who made tour of the
country lately.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

Sweetbreads are very nice stewed In
cream. Stir together in thick saucepan
over the fire one tablespoonful each of fioul
and butter until smoothly blended. Tc
this add half pint of milk and half pint
of cream previously made hot, and stew tt
a smooth sauce, into which put the boiled
sweetbreads, cut into small squares. Serve
hot. Stewed and strained tomato is some
times added to the sauce.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
MISCELLANEOUS
City Office

72 Harris street. p. o Box 2l2.
For frst-class cooks, hotel sci wants. mill
men, loggers and mechanics write or tele-
graph to this office.
WANTED
Eight men foo work in city; long job.
One housekeeper; s25 per month.
One dining room girl; frst-class.
One hotel cook; colored; $50 per month.
FOR SALE.
Complete Restaurant; worth $3.50, for sl25
Family carriage horse and new buggy; hrst-
class rig; 1915.
Billiard parlor; way down cheap.
Acre tracts on Orcas island.
Five acres mile from Lake Padden and
mile from railroad; $50 per acre; heavy
timber.
Cabins from So to $50.
If you want to buy, sell or borrow, call on
us. Advice given free. ~ 80,
1851 WR. LONG & co.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
What's the Matter With RainierP

Tacoma News; Seattle wants a cele-
bration the coming Fourth of July that
is thorough and unique" Suppose all
the residents Of the Queen City resolve
on that day to hereafter call Mount Ia
coma by it's Indian name. That would
be something thoroughly UNIQUE.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Hops are Steady

Puyallup Commerce.: People who con
slider the hop market a very fluctuating
one are able to now see that such is not
always the case. Several months ago the
market struck a steady gait, and it has
kept it up right along. Firmness has pre-
vailed everywhere, and iuctuating ex-
element has been unknown.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

For coffee cake beat well together one
half cupful of butter and one-half cupful
of sugar; add one-half cupful of molasses
and the same amount of strong coffee.
Then stir in one teaspoonful of all kinds of
spices, one cupful of stoned raisins, one
half teaspoonful of soda and -four to
thicken.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

A recent picture Of Phillips Brooks
shows a splendid face, wide-open eyes,
a massive chin and thoughtful express
sion. AS bishop or parson he is a
power in the W, rid.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
THEY SAY
The Milk in the Cocoanut

Kalama Bulletin: If Third Party agi-
tators would work more in the South, and
make an honest effort to carry some OF
the Democratic states it wouldn't look
so much as though their chief purpose is
to defeat the Republican party.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

For one dozen gems use one pint of milk,
an egg, pint of -four and half a teaspoon
full of salt. Beat the egg light, add the
milk and salt to it and beat gradually into
the -four Put it into hot Gem pans and
bake twenty minutes
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

Although the original package has
been declared constitutional, that is
more than can be said OF its contents.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

A statue to Lord Byron is being
erected in Greece, though IL would be
preferable in bronze.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

The $4,000 poultrypalace just erect
ed by William X. Vanderbilt, must be
something to crow about.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

The crop of cucumbers and wafer
melons is now on the market, and
danger signals are in order.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
f'tatis.

Mrs. Youngwife Ito pretty applicant}-
No, don't think you will do.
Applicant-But am able to cook in the
best style.
Mrs Youngwife-1 guess | know my
business. ! advertised for plain cook
Harper's Bazaar.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

BAG FOR LINEN, CLOSED AND OPEN
1t is made of washable material, cut cir
cular about twenty inches in diameter, and
hemmed at the circumference. Then the
four pockets, which serve to separate the
various items, are put on, as shown in the
cut, and the bag finished with drawstrings
The outside of the bag can be embroidered
In cross stitch
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
A SPRING SEQUENCE.
Here's a vision Of the spring
This spring:
4

Here's vision Of the spring
This spring;
Lovely maiden in "a swing
Rope swing;
In gown Of fluffy white,
Swinging like a merry sprites
Rosebuds In her golden hair,
Sweet and young and very fab,
She's vision,
Quite elysian;
See her there
All. so fair,
Lolling In her swinging chair,
Riant beauty everywhere!
That today, and this tomorrow;
That the Joy, and this the SORROW;
The gown Of white
Ia out Of sight,
}. And In its stead
A feather bed;
2 And with her nose
\ She sadly blows
A wistful weird cadenxA,
Con moto influenza,
Which almost ends herl
w. J. hampton In Detroit Free Pres.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
Too tutteifpg.

Judge-How came you to enter the
houses
"But just think, your honorl Two
o'clock at night, no policeman within
half mile; an open window on the first
storyl Why, you would have climbed IN
yourselfr'-Fliegende Blatter.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

silly fly in the cart wheel that boast
ingly cried out, "See what dust |
raise -
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

Jerry Simpson, "The Sockless," is
fully persuaded that 1t was he who
caused the political revolution last
fan, instead of its making him. And
vet some people will laugh at the poor
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

"What do / see7 You q vegetarian,
and eating harel"
"Only out Of revenge for the fine cab
bages he has deprived me of."-Fhegende
BlattAe
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
A Convenient Linen Bag.

This bag is intended to hold the smaller
items of body linen, such as fine handker-
chiefs, lace, chemisettes, sashes, collars,
etc, before they are sent to the wash.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
This Date in History-June IL.

8 :: :: !: !: i: =: !: :: +: !: !: az
the date usually taken by RlfS \
"labor reformers" as the 2ES5 =
beginning Of their move ~NS.
ment. S~
l+S8-James Ill of Scotland INN
killed near Bannock burn .,,..,,,.r :, =.
by an unknown assassin, rINE.T-
supposed to have been sub
orned by the aristocratic party; result,
archy and final destruction Of Scotch in
pendence.
i6S}-LOndon deprived Of its charters
Charles III.
I7t3-Munich taken by the Austrians.
lsp-Birth of Harriet Martineau, histor
philosopher and alleged atheist.
l8,8-Levee at Cairo, Ills, broke, causing a
OF S30O0OOOO.
lss1-The paper duty abolished in Great Brit
ls72-First railroad in Japan opened.
lss0-The Egyptian obelisk started for
York.
lss0-Railway collision near Armagh, Ireli
20 killed and 100 injured.
s90-Southampton, on Long Island. celebr
its two hundred aud fftieth anniversai
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12

Eastern Advertisers Tn, ,spe ct 4. at
ern advertisers is called 10 the FAIRHAvEN
HERALD as a judicious advertising medium.
Heretofore no foreign advertising OF any de-
scription has been received.
contpactcl received through all the re-
eoneI uoeol sponsible eastern advertising
agencies.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-06-12
NOVEL ADVERTISING

LINDEN, on the Nooksack, is pretty
little town. 1t is pleasantly situated,
and nature thereabout has lavished
her gifts freely. The town was re-
Gently incorporated and new era of
progress was looked for. The era
came not, but an epoch did, according
TO the Lynden Pioneer Press, a paper
by the way which has done much for
LINDEN and the Nooksack valley. The
selectmen of that burg must be men
of vast financial acumen. The side of
barn is to them better medium of
advertising than their local paper. 1t
is also cheaper, and the town council
has realized this. One might over
look a town ordinance in the columns
of newspaper, but pasted on the side
of a barn man must indeed be
| troubled with ablepsy not to behold ii
in all its efrulgence. But the barns
must be used, and herein does the wise
fOrethought OF the Lynden city fathers
shine with dazzling clearness. The
citizens can gather in front or rear OF
the barn, as the case may be, and crit
icise the town clerks chlrography ant
give him pointers on "dotting his II
and crossing his t's,h and If he is will
ing and obediant, he will improve. ii,
can try his hand on the biographies o
the first town council of Lynden
They should be handed down to pos
terity. This is what the Press says:
The sides of barns and vacant building
are being utilized by the council as bulle
tin boards to post the ordinances beini
passed. III you wish to become famllia
with the laws of our town, get out besid
some old building, cock your left eye an
put on a strong sun grin. and II you
health is unimpaired perhaps you will b
} able to secure the information you ar
, seeking II you should fail to find 1t Il
one place look around all of the quiet an
5 vacant buildings and you may be success
! full. There is a saving of just twenty cent
per lineal inch to the town in this name
OF posting notices over the usual metho
, of publishing in the newspaper.
All honor to whom honor is due, and I
this master stroke of financial ecOnom
. the council has pucked stars of glor
from the vastness OF the universe. Homo
forever ami eternal to the LyDden council
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-09-12
THE POLICE WERE OUT YESTERDAY.
A Creditabls Display Made By the Force on
Parade.

Washington's finest were on exhibition yes
terday afternoon and a pleasingly large pro-
portion Of the city's population turned out to
the aggregation OF manly and tailor-made pull
chritude which followed Col Moore down Penn
sylvania avenue. As an individual the police
man is always a legitimate object OF admiration.
especially when he is as well dressed as the
Washington copper is, but when you null
tiply one by 1923 and maneuver the perfectly
uniformed result you would q body of
troops the result is as pleasing to the public as
it must be gratifying to the police authorities.
There have been numerous police parades in
this city, but on no one OF the previous oc-
casions has the department made ANYTHING
like so creditable an appearance. Further i'm
provement would seem to be difficult, and
when the force is sixty years old-its thirtieth
birthday was yesterday-it will probably pre-
sent nothing more than an increased member
ship.
HOW THE LINE WAS FORMED.
The assembly was in the White Lot at $50
and within little while the parade was in mo-
ton Chief of Police Moore. well mounted,
headed the column. His staff officers wero
Capt. Austin, Inspector Pearson and Inspector
Swlndells. Then came the Marine Band, fol-
lowed by the Police Drum and Bugle Corps-a
novel but accomplished organization. Seven
bodr ~ ,I VI ponJo' az tn Soa ~ J, ~
ranl mo,cboft Ill ~ tna,od adn,;rohIr
The - .I',,,,''',.i,a "I I;a', ';aa W.
non kill IInI;nLoa Gs.s-a W.c'ra-
and Se-,t tT.Taraar, eTho >rnmntaJ 49, who
Ala 80. ra,,,r1'h IL - ..ou 'I..' ,;,,,
..greey" boraas -. $50 -, 80, NJ
Cathran. The string of o,nhnian,es ,nd natroI
,Ya,,o,,s -. 49,. r. ~ .I :. r -.
,,,--,.-.,-N r->N..
10 nj me ooAAissiohS
FROM the White Lot the column moved by
the way OF 18th, K and 18th streets to the
Arlington Hotel, where Commissioners Ross
md Robsrt r.v;.roa :, VIII H. Cox,,,;a
siouers were a number of RaItimore offic;aIs
among them being President ~ M Scbrvver
and John o. A Robson of the nolice commits
sioners. ex-Narshal J. T. GRAY. Can't. Thomas
Farnan, Capt. Charles Claiborne Can't. Lewis
Cadwaliader. Capt. ". HI. Droste- Lent. w. III.
Frazier. police aGiutant. and Sergeant Frank
Toner.
After being reviewed the parade moved down,
IN Penpsvlvsn;a ayanra and d;.Londed OF IN,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-09-12

The Old Corps WIN Celebrate Its Birthda,
Tonight.

This evening the Washington Light Infantry
Corps will celebrate the ffty-ffth anniversary
OF its birth. Edibies, drinkables. song, oratory
and several other things will be called upon to
make the celebration all that the corps wants
1t TO be, and every probability now points to a
successfulan enjoyable occasion. Committees
have been doing their utmost for some days
past, and by 8 clock tonight all things will be
ready for the 800 who have been requested to
adorn the Infantry armory with their presence.
In addition to the reunion program there
VIII be an interesting feature. Service medals
Tor nine years continuous membership are to
be presented to Capt. E. G. Wheeler, Quarter
master Sergeant .. V. Shomo and Sergeant
Franck L. Ourand. Six-year medals will be
pinned on the coats OF Color Sergeant Edward
P. Humphrey and Private Henry C. James.
The story of the Light Iniantry's organiza-
ton Is an old one-6ity-tive years old, anyhow
but some OF 1t will bear repetition tleast once
year. In the early part OF 1886 there was no
military organization i'll the District. for some
reasons all of the companies having disbanded.
Then came the completion of the Baltimore
and Ohio line from Baltimore to the capital,
and in consideration of services rendered the
railroad company during the prevalence Of riot
Gus conduct the Baltimore military were given
a Tree excursion to this city. Before this took
place, however, the program became known to
several prominent Washingtonians, and they,
after consultation. decided that something
must be done to receive the Baltimoreans. A
meeting was called and the following officers
were elected: Captain, John A. Blake; lieuten-
ants, Richard France, John Mills and Vim.
Mauro.
Uniforms and equipments were all ready in
time and when September II arrived the WASH
lngton Light Infantry Corps, ffty-four strong,
was ready to and did receive them with all
honors.
Could the Washington Light Infantry Of to-
day parade in the uniform worn by their pre-
decessors i'll 1886 the organization would prob
ably be the subject Of some comment. The
original uniform was gorgeous in the ex-
IRENE, thoroughly in keeping with tho
military ideas OF those days, but a re-
vival of it would not be easy because
people whose sensibilities are SO bluntcd
that they would wear it are rare. A high silk
hat, silver fronted and with visor Of the same
giittering material. the whole surmounted by a
white flowing plume of large dimensions, was
the official headgear. The dress coat was of
blue cloth, trimmed with heavy silver laee and
further adorned with silver buttons. Trousers
were of heavy cloth, light blue in color, with
white stripes down the outer seams. How
would Capt john Miller look in tina: garb?