Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1891-11-13
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TERESTiNC ITEMS.
C,,saen.nts and Grtii,aGnsS iE:ssetl Upon
tia. iaappeuir.s III tne i'ay historical
.ssiti N>sws Notes.
~ hest OF uS being unfit to die
" ri an incXpYcsaihie absurdity it i.
Il. ,,ut the worst of us to death.
lax GOULD liz net, strictly speak.
ius. & popular mau, but il it should
please Heaven to cali him hence hi!
fnnera' would bc largely attended.
':'iiE consumnlation of madness /:
&c dc what. at the time of doing it
we intend Ii, he afterward sorry for
the deliberate and intentional making
OF work fCH repentance.
A MAN about to make a speech in
public should bear in mind that hi.
speech will lc read rs we'll as heart
aud si,at to he read with complacenc,
it fn1st be truthful and sensible al
through.
a DENVER man is on his way tx
A d to search for the mines whence
SAemon and the Queen of Shuba drew
their wealth. 1t makes Denver res
proud TO have all the world learn that
She has a citizen who has heard O.
Solomon
AalliLIE RIvEs- CuANLER'sn new boob
is saf.ying large sale, Mr. Cables
moved is a great success, and The
profits Of bookmakcr at Lexington
KY. for the season are S32, 900
Southern literature evidently is in {
vcsy iourishing condition.
THERE is sacredncss in tears
1V'cy arc not the mark of weakness
but eS power. They speak more clio
a':Gntly than a thousand tongues
Iiey are the messengers of over
whclming grief, of deep contrition, o
unspeakable love.
A PROMINENT New York Woman
SHtGragist talks about ''women's en-
Toying the right of franchise" L
thoy do that they have comprised
something which is not within The
|isaitts Of the power Of men. Thinl
OF m@n lighting for suffrage hecaus;
they should "enjoy" it!
4 PHILADELPHIA man is suing ;
si!aa. car company for So, 900 damage
because there happened to be q tacl
o., the seat OF a car when he sa
dcssn. There is nothing that so ag
Gsi&vcs Philadelphia as to hav,
81 get up in a hurry when fairl,
seated.
JAY GoULD is Il hard working phil
a'.tfropist. 'lic himself has sal
il. and that should he convincing
Tie poor man has lost health, sleep
aud happiness trying to rescue rail
t@'sas from hard straits. In fact be
h"s lost everything worth having
oxaoDt the trifling matter of money
How DIFFERENTLY people look al
things: In Germany it is misdc
nseanor to allude to the Emperor
beard; in Turkey they swear 10y tn,
,@ard of the Prophet. But then TIN
Prophet had q beard worth swearin.
by, while the Empcror's beard i
h&rGly worth swearing at.
}Noy VERY Important pieces of new
haze recently come out in Wisconsin
1irst We were informed that tn
original draft Of the State Constitl
iian is missing, and NOW comes th
information that a brindle cow a
Peewaukec has swallowed her cue
"ud between the two it is difficult t
say which is the more important.
A CLERGYMAN who smokes says b
'nt,Es upon his cigar as a safety-valy
icy the escape Of little world
snake and gaseousness that are bette
set free than allowed to gatht
cNnugh force to explode and seattle
things" If he is careful always
smoke good cigars the excuse may /
allowed, Otherwise it must be wave
aside.
4 FRENCH geologist has made
careful calculation of the amount
so'id matter carried from the surfat
OF the land into the oceans of III