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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
PERSONAL AND LOCAL.

G. H. Burnett was a passenger TO
Albany today.
State Treasurer, Phil. Metscham,
is in Albany today.
Sheriff, E. M. Croisan, is doing
the metropolis today.
Seth r. Hammer came up from
Portland this morning.
The funeral of Mr.. John Farrar
was largely attended this afternoon.
The sheriff of Lane county
brought S. A. Ackerly to the asylum
this afternoon.
Game cock pea nuts roasted fresh
six times a day ut Strong's restaur-
aut. Westacott & Irwin.
One lone yagrant was given a
hearing in the police court this
morning. He will be with the rock
pile for six days.
Rep. Jennings, of Lane county,
has been confined at the residence of
prison Superintendent Downing
with fever for a few days, but is
reported better today.
G. A. Rockwell and family
arrived in the city yesterday and
will make their future home here.
They are old time friends of II. g..
Albert.
Rep. A. C. Jennings, VINO is still
in the city at work with the legisla-
tive committee on the house journal,
is quite i'll at the home of Mr.. G. $.
Downing on east State street.
A. L. Miller, of Portland, mana
ger of the Great Eastern Tea COM
pany, is in the city looking after the
business of the firm. He was ac-
companied by his wife.
c. L. Keller, of the frm of Keller
& Marsh, is doing business in Port
land. His neice, Miss Maude Kel-
ler went down with him and will
visit in that city for few days.
Rep. and Mrs. A. w. Reed, Of
Gardiner, Douglas county, passed
through the city on the eleven
o'clock train this morning. Since
the legislature adjourned they have
been visiting in Portland and the
Sound cities, and are now on their
way home.
]. s. Houck arrived from Salem
last Thursday night, and has opened
a tin shop in the building formerly
occu pied by the furniture store.
Mr.. Houck is practical aud experis
enced workmen, aud will carry a
complete stock of goods. We pre-
dict prosperous business for him.
Wallowa Chieftan,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

FILINGs.-A large grist of filings
we're placed on record in the office
Of the secretary of state today. The
Meadow Irrigation company, OF
Lake county, with VIM, Reid,
Joseph Frankl and w. A. Wiltshire
as incorporators; capital stock, $1,000.
Hubbard Armory and Hall asso-
d,tion, with d. q. Dimick, j, d.
Disbrow, S. w. Weaver, Edwin
Grim and J. L. Calvert, incorpor-
sors; capital stock, $500. mt.
Tabor and Eastern Railroad COM
muy with J. T. Ross, J. d. Hart,
Buel Lamberson and @. w. Mccoy
hnrporators; stock $4,000. The
Pacific Cider, Vinegar and Fruit
Rpserving company filed supple
mentary articles changing the
name TO the Pacific Vinegar com
pany.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
Homes for The Millions.

Come to the willamette Valley and get home in
country that be relied upon Land that will produce
magnificent crops Where your living is assured from
the beginning and failure of crops is unknown Come to
to country where you do not have to work IL hours
every day for months in the year to supply your self
and family with the necessares of life for months Ts
but few countries that possess all the good hngs While
many OF Billiards. Cyclones and Hot winds complain,
the Willamette Valley has never had failure OF crops
and is getting there just the same
We are ivingin an
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Tho World Enriched.

The facilities Of the present day for
the production of everything that will
conduce to the material welfare and
comfort Of mankind are almost unlim-
tied, and when Syrup Of Figs was first
produced the world was enriched with
the only perfect laxative known, as it
Is the only remedy which is truly
pleasing and refreshing TO the taste
and prompt and eGcctual TO cleanse
the system gently in the spring-time
or, in fact, at any time, and the better
it is known the more popular it be
comes.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

Threatens every man, woman or child liV-
ing in region of country where fever and
ague is prevalent, since the germs of mala-
ria disease are inhaled from the air and
are swallowed from the water Of such "A
region. Medical safeguard is absolutely
necessary to nulliIy this danger. AS a
means Of terrifying and acclimaiing the
system so as 10 be able TO resist the mala-
rial poison, Hostetter's stomach Bitters Is
incOmparably the best and the most popu-
lar Irregularities Of the stomach, liver
and bowels encourage malaria: but these
are speedily rectified by the BItters, The
functions of digestion and secretion are
assisted by its use, and vigorous as well
as regular condition of the system Is pro
NOTED by IL. Constitution and physique
are thus defended against the inroads of
malaria by this matchess preventative,
which is alos a certain and thorough RENE
dy in he worst cases Of inter mittent and
remittent fevers
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with her gifts as in the
GREAT WILLAMETTE VALLEY

where grow all kinds of cerears Vegetables hops and ber
res yield profitable returns. The Willamette Valley is
the home of the Apple, the Peach the Pear the Plum,
the Pne and all kndsof deciduous fruits While othe
lands than ours grow apples, pums and pears in other
country do they reach such state ofperection Nature
the mother ofmonoposts all that great belt of count
y lying between the 25th and 5Oth parallels of latitude
the Pacific coast alone produces the Italian and Petite
or rench prune Last year the United States imported
from France alone 900 pounds of prune against
0OOO,0OO pounds grown the Pacific coast.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
Barotorla shrimps-Sroat & Gile's.
Grange Meetings.

Master of the Oregon State Grange
H. Il. Hayes, of Oswego, has APP
poinments for public meeting at fol-
lowing places and dates:
Independence, March l6.
Buepa Vista, March II.
Suver, March Is.
Lewisville, March 10,
Farmers and citizens are invited
to be present, for the purpose of or
ganizing new oranges or increasing
interest and membership where they
are already in existence.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

AVENUE Ten MS B.--The
Avenue Tennis club will meet to-
morrow evening at the home of Miss
Gusta Palmer, on Chemeketa street.
Important business is 10 bo trans
acted and a full attendance is de-
sired. By order Of the vice-presi-
dent.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
CHOICE BARGAINS

We haveor sale choice farmsimproved and unimproved
large and small in the hills the prairie.
in Fine Garden and Fruit Tracts Our garden and fruit
good drainage Come to the Capital City with its
merry and evapoators that will give you home markets for
your produce.
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AGE OF EVOLUTION

regards extensive farming Having found that returns
from Wheat longer justify the cost of production the
big wheat fields of the Pacific are almost thing of
the past The producer of wheat has found that he had
to compete with the great wheat producing belts of the
world Rapid transportation has annihated distance,
and in 80 days time wheat from the graneres of Europe
and Asia be deyered at any seaport in the world
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

A MOVE IN THE RIGHT DIREc-
TIoN.-Geo. f. Smith has started
the work of putting up awnings.
He has just put up a handsome
awning for HolversOn. Leave your
orders for one at SO7 Com'l street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
FARMERS. LIVERYMEN AND OTHERS

When in Need of Harness, Saddes Whips, Robes, etc.
You will find it to your advantage to call be-
fore purchasing elsewhere, have the LARGEST RE
TAIL STORE IN OREGON. Gents and Ladies' Sad
dies i'll most modern styles
HEAD QUARTERS FOR HILLS CONCORD HARNESS
Best made in the world. am sole Manufacturers Agent
for Salem NOT TO BE UNDERSOLDi
Buggy Harness as low as $3.50. Wagon Harness as
low as $l3 This house is not of Mushroom growth, bat
established by me in 1869 and by long experience
know the demands the trade You can't miss the place
at the sign of "Ihe Big Dappe Gray Horse"
Thanking my customers for their liberal patronage in
the past By square dealing hope for continuance of
the same. E. S. LAMPORT,
289 Commercial Street
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

WIN postively cure sick hegqas,he i..,il aaq s..l
nreyent ns return. Carer ..''',1 -. mn
fl.le. -. adgrrilsmeEL small pit
ANAL doae. -ulnll pilcoi
o., rom indigestion, dysPep psl1, 80 ~
=. $3.50 e.tiug. Z relieved AZ 0hgs ~ E
20 hs-.i.s z, Z sTtar's llitle Liver flis VIZ
~ sas siely ii afisr dinner. poni io'sf. s-'' ,
Ifvou are Urea taxing ths lsrfs 10, "a i.,.' i,sr
io,'ed srIpinz Pilas, ~ 49, 90 e.u't
~. go .le,.rvthing. one piii = oo',e' ~
fnem.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

OLE OLEsoN.-TGis company
played to a fine houseTuesday night.
We have had the Yankey, the Ger
man, French, Irish, African and En-
glsh languages so long that it is re-
ireShing to behold the Scandinavian
added to the list. There is no acting
better in ilSway than this part of
be fresh, innocent, unsophistocated
swedish peasant, whose very sim
picity defeats the villauies of all the
pOtters. The red.faced, fiaXen-
haired emigrant boy, who "bane en-
dees kountry wan yare femf mont
und sax wake" is the equal of
Carl or almost, the JOURNAL was
tempted to say of Grip Van Win
kle' in quaintness, sincerity and
enjOyableness, of effect. He is
well supported throughout.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

W. iNh oF PROGREssIoN.-
Ayin, y, nAS begun this morning in
var 'ne plPes for the big reser-
sO,, ~ fsiFnount Park. The
ths 80, 's begun al the sauth end Of
a., t.,, I. "iaias which were put in
g,'.',i. ~ aia stopped at the in,erseo,
II, - Numerical aud Ferry streets
ss,,, - o. sHeayating for the RS
As.. '''' oeiug executed. A
.,assa ''o1n' Of the pIps bas alread,
.ssass, ,sa ~. more is expected 20 be
aks as,sP oy the Tyer crafts in
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

For SALE.-A few choice thor
oughbred Partridge Cochin chickens.
Inquire Of Mrs. John Hanson, at
the residence of B. s. Cook, High
land addition, Salem, Or, 2-l-dw
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
InCAh MARKET.

wheat. net 67l cents per bn' =,
,ctive; IS to 50 cents per d.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

The following is the list of letters
remaining uncalled for in the post
office at Salem, Mar. II, 1891. Per
sons calling for the same will please
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
Instruments Filed Tor Record at the
County Recorders Office.

kOuhNI
Jas L HaZeltine and wife
aud Dan'l Abrams and A q
Knox 10 Alex Cogle, Us 3, L.
5, 8, 7 and s, Of blk lOI ia
Hubbard. 3''
Anderson and wife % w
g Andeaon, its 2T aud 25 In go,
Capital Home ad 70 salem: ZiO'
Mckinley Mitchell to 2 !
McPolan, Sg acres In tes' ,eo,
H A Thomas and wife 70
Chas Holland, Il - ln his Va =,
Thomas ad n WOOdburn' ~
John Mimic aud VIE 10
Geo BressleT, 5 acres in u = -o,
raw.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
IMPORTED HORSES.

Four fine stations TO be sold soon at the
Red barn, near depot.
HAYES 4 VERCLER,
Salem, Or.
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Clam Chowder-sroat Il Giles.

VERY DRY.-The weather still
continues somewhat moist, but Far
rar 4 Co. can supply the choicest
dried fruit way down.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

The MONTHLY SHuoT.-O. F.
Taylor was the lucky man at the
'AOoting of the Salem rod and gun
cub lnYew park Tuesday afternoon.
The contest was for breaking the
most "birds" out of a chance at 25.
lhe score was as follows: c. S.
Ulenn, Is; c. d. Gabrielson, 16; w.
BFoWn' p; NJ. E. Pogue, Is; b, w.
Harritt, Is; F. Howe, IA; Geo. Bas-
e'' IL E. &. Wagner, 10; w. Brey-
man, 3; A. w. Childs, II; 0. Taylor,
w r. A. Turner, 10; Harvey Cottle,
~ L. F. Conn, 8; John Morer, 7.
MI Taylor will be the proud wearer
ol the medal for the next month.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

Gam. CAHP. Peaca in the
So = edasky celestiAls has been
dk,0's disturbed of lats. The
d,y feached It's height Mon
M. 1'snl when All Jim aud All
vbI.t gagged in a pugillslic contest
so,.,. 'esulled in Jim being the
80, lie had All Talk arrested
,i.n's suI The row grew out of a
v1,at ,at'.s'anding :. ever some mopey
ts 49,. ~ claimed Talk owed hun
h, W." Talk would neither pay
~ aof geE ouI ofthe house. He
: aasd ana placed iu the county
''' 10 serve il out
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

7aT9e supply of Navel and Riv-
IA" 90 oranges, bananas and figs just
~ At stroug's restaurant
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

LOCAL ENTE RPRIs E.-An ex-
Inapge thus fittingly describes the
~eanIng of the term "local enter
pAe'" IF you can think of any
~ag that can be done to beautify
SOulld up your town, go do it.
Aep your capital at home; patron
N your home industries; help your
L''Vhants so they can sell cheaper;
~eA!s get your work done in your
s'u 'oWn if possible; subscribe aud
s-s 10Y your home papers, dom tbor-
,au ~ ,ue reading of them. If you fol-
A.e 'usSe suggestions and your town
nO' Improve or build up, it will
Your fault Try it.n
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
Keep it in Mind

That fruit tracts valuable property and that invest
ment will bring you better returns. Improved suburban
property with buildings and other improvements
Also tracts without buildings but with growing fruit
consisting of trees plants vines etc. and city property OF
every description
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

French soups-sroat & Giles.
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Welsbaden fruIts- sroat q Giles.

Welsbaden IruItB- BfOat az UIIe'B.
REMOVED, The stove and tin
store Of Barr d Petzel has been re-
moved from next door 10 Ladd d
Bush's bank 10 247 Commercial, two
doors north Of Red Corner drug
store. 3-7dtf
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11
Letter List.

Clam chowder-Sroat Il Giles.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

"Our Prize" is the baking powder
that makes so many ofJ.G Wrights
lady customers happy.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

ABOUT THE SAME. You can now
get a suit made 10 ordor Of those
choice new patrons at the Wooden
mill store, for just about the same
cost as ready made clothing.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

Fresh cracknells-sroat & Giles.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

Fresh green truck every day and
the choicest creamery butter at Clark
* Epley's, 100 Court street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-03-11

rrpNEsDAY---MAR' H. 1921
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03

can 60 around with holes in her worn.
out shoes, while Piependeckel lines his
stomach with tempting viands at my ex-
pense. | will go to my mother
What! You advise me not to go until
it stops raining as might get my feet
wet in my old shoes. Well, like that.
That corresponds with what my mother
told me had to expect from you
when | married you. You don't want
me to get sick because then you would
have to pay the doctor the money that
goes TO Piependeckel.
just keep on flinging yourself
around. just swear and go on. You
will not hear word of reproach from
me; but you must not suppose l don't
know why you so to the beer saloon.
I've heard about tn @ bar-maid. l know
every thing.
"You say must know lot. 0, yes,
you want to change the conversation.
You don't care to talk about the bar
maid. You prefer to talk to her. What $
that? You say you can't fire her out
into the street when yon go to the sa-
loon. That's some more impudcnce; but
I'll have you know, Charles Augustus,
that you can't bulldoze me, bar
maid or no bar-maid. AS the
poet Schiller wrote, am no
slave even if do wear chains What'
You say that Schiller also wrote that
some women were hyenas. So you com
pare me with snake. What's that
I'm all mixed. You say that I'm think
ing of hydra. Worse and worse. i
suppose that young lady who brings you
your beer at the saloon Is no hydra:
She does not try TO reform you bj KIND
ness and gentle words, as / do. she
does not darn your stockings, but then
she is no hyena; but don't you fiattcr
yourself l care, for ! don't.
ssVell, I declare. just as was going
| to get in word edgeways he begins tc
snore Well, I'll wait until tomorrow,
then he will have 10 hear what I've, go'
to say. Now l am hyena--awhile age
| / was his turtle dove. Just wait until
! to.morro,v." ALEX E. SWEET.
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
He Had Him There.

Aeitator ION woman's rights)-I claim
that the rights of both sexes should be
equal. In whatever field woman has
entered she has eoualed and often sur
passed the men who had heretofore eX-
clusively occupied it. In what repeat,
in what branch of industry, what pro
fession, what art has she net displayed
her equality?
Chairman-There is q young man in
yonder corner who evidently desires te
say something.
Agitator-Well, young man, DO 'yo'
wish to refute what / say? Speak!
Young Mani only wanted to ask II
woman can sharpen lead pencil 81
we'll as a aman.-American Stationer.
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
strest-Car Courtesy.

A sallow-faced woman, with wealth
If freckles on her long nose, entered an
Austin street-car. There we're eight OF
ten well-dressed gentlemen in the car,
but none of them showed any incli1n-
ton to give her seat. After sne
waited reasonable time, she remarked
with asperity:
'Ef any of you galoots air waiten for
ne to squat in your laps, you are
,ucked-in crowd, for l want you to
understand am lady from the ground
up"
A dread that she was not in earnest
sbout not sitting in their laps caused
six Of the gentlemen to leave the car
Texas Siftings.
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03

"Here, boy, what have you been 90
ing?'
x was jes' lookin' fur you. Kurnel. to
tell you how it was"
81 see how it was. You have slipped
in here and stolen my wood"
81 dun didn't steal it, Kurnel; was
gwine ter cum up to de house to-day an
pay fur it. Awful times at my house dis
mawnin', sah."
"How?"
Hadn't got breakfas' befo' de ole
woman began to chill. Den de Oldest
gal she began to chill; den my boy
Henry was tooken, an fust knowed de
baby was shakin' all ober de hoah'
Didn't hev stick of wood AZ de doah
Kurnel, an SO I driv over heah to gil
some."
ssAnd you are going to build fire and
thaw them olt?"
'sDat's de ideah, Kurnel, If it hain't
too late. If dey's all froze to death kin
use some of de bo'ds of dat ole cotton
gin to make up de collins? An reckon
I'd best ask you if kin bury 'em dow
on dat knoll by de pecan trees! iiicrowe
'em III clus, SO as not TO take up muci
room, an if you'll let Mars Jim Robert
cum an preach do funeral sermon ~
AK de Lawd to make you big cottol
crap"
The Colonel laughed as the regr'
drove on, and l asked him:
''Is he telling tho truth?"
"Bless you, no! Hc'll draw it to tow
and sell it."
s.But you appeared to believe him"
Certainly. So long as l let him stea
occasionally he'll keep all other would
be thieves away, and while hc is Skin
mishing after my wood he won't meddl
with my pigs or chickens" Ere
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
Where the Sugar Went.

A teacher desiring to classify her pu
pills put questions to them to find on
how much they knew. During the ex
animation of the son of a leading Austin
politician the following dialogue oc'
cnrrcd:
you say that there are three king
doms-the animal. the vegetable anc
the mineral?"
Eyes, sir"
"Now, where do you put the sngar?'
.sPa puts it in the water and then the
whisky in afterwards and stirs 'em ur
with a spoon."-Texas Siftings.
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
WAS 1T HYPNOTISM
Sad Mental Condition OF an Economical
Book-Ruyer.

Sad Mental Condition OF an Economical
Book-Buyer.
AS I was coming downtown few days
ago 1 met Grizzly in the car, and as we
were old chummies and had not seen
each other for few weeks, / greeted
him very cordially.
whats new in the papers this morn
ing?" I inquired to set the converse
tional ball comfortably rolling.
Paper isn't out yet this week. Say,
I hear they have discovered gold in Cal
fornia.'
looked at him little curiously, and
before could make up my mind what
he was driving at, he said:
NO use talking, General Taylor il
our man for President
Then l looked at him rather closely to
see if he showed any symptoms of in
sanity in his eye; but he was in appear
ance as calm and rational as ever.
Now that we've got Une MoAie~~
war closed up in good shape and the
Oregon question settled, it is time
We"
Say" said 1, breaking it upon him,
''are you crazy or just giving me whlri
of some kind?'
He looked at me blanllly for half a
minute, and then smile began to
spread over his face. Il beg your par.
don, old man, believe 1 am getting a
trifie off, You see, 1 got one of those
forty-year-old dictionaries as premium
She other day for subscribing to a news
paper that is of no earthly good itself,
and it just keeps my mind working
about forty wears behind the times.
Let's get off and take something."-
Nvas+
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03

expected. He has laid himself down on
the bed without even saying good
evening. Well, have never been in
suited as badly as that in my life. And
what o smell of tobacco, miserable
woman that l am. What's that? You
ask what am going on so about? And
l was once fool enough to believe that
you loved me. You fooled me, poor, in
nocent, deluded creature that l was, but
you never deceived my dear, good
mother. She always warned me against
YOU"
"She sized you up at the start. She
always said you were no good. What?
You say you are sorry that my mother
did not have more influence over me.
That is nice thing to say to your wife,
and the mother of your children, but
what do you care about my feelings as
long as you can go to your club-roosn
and beer saloons with your chum and
boon companion, Piependeckel? He is
| q nice man for respectable married
man to associate with. squandering
money on him as if you owned bank
and had no responsibilities whatever.
"You say you only loaned him two
| dollars. That makes it all the worse.
| He who is not saving in small things
! will be wastcful in larger affairs; but
| don't believe word you say. If you
say two dollars it must have been twenty
| ut least. If it hadn't been for the little
bit of money l got from my mother
when l married you we would all be in
| tho poor-housc now. How l feel fol
| the poor children. The money thai
| you squauder on Piependeckel would
have bought them decent clothes, bu
now they will be bounded out of school
and have the finger of scorn pointed a
them by children whose fathers do no
lavish their money on Piependcckel
Poor children, feel SO sorry for them
but it is not my fault that their fathe
wastes his substance on vagabonds like
PiependeckeL Yes, say it again, Pie
pendeckel is a vagabond, and those wh'
associate with him are no better. J
yes, Piependeckel can get all the none.
he wants, but your poor, devoted wifi
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
Guessed the Nyron. Place.

A widow saw her poor, dear, lost hus
band in dream.
How are you, dariing? she asked
with the greatest anxiety.
Bully; l say. I'm ever so mucli hap
pier than 1 was during the entire twent!!
years l passed with you"
The Widow (joyfully) - Then, oh,
then. you must surely be in paradise!
mo, you poor deceived one; just th'
reverse. u udge.
Feliciana sentinel., 1891-01-03
Too Risky for Him,

Uncle Humsted-No, James, can't
stay all night with ye. ia like '"' but
New York is an awful dangerous piace'
and I must be gettin' home.
James Upton-New York dangerous!
How do you make that out, uncle?
Uncle Humsted-Why, l see there
were over two hundred thousand mystic
rious disappearances here this year.
James Upton-Where did you getyouf
figures?
Uncle Humsted-From the Federal
ceesus.-Puck.