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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10
State Normal School,
Fall Term Opened August 25, 1891,

Thisschool offers special advantages to
those who desire to prepare to, teach.
Three Courses of Study are offered: Ele-
mentary, Advanced and One Year Pro-
fessiohal. Tuition Free to those whose
qualifications entitle them to admission to
either of these courses. Tuition in Pre-
paratory Classes will be 40 cts. a week;
Grammar Grades, 20 cts. week; Inter
mediate Grades, 10 cts. a week; Primary
Grades, 10 cts. week. Attention OF pa
rents is invited to the thorough and ex-
celIent training afforded by the Model
Department.
For catalogue containing information as
to courses of study, terms of admission,
expenses, ETC., apply to
j. q. EMERY, President.
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Rare California Views.

Enclose stamp for catalogue
Sample of views will be sent upon re
ceipt of twenty five cents.
California Art Gallery, Santa Rosa
California.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10

| find that he who made the human
frame made it so wisely that it don't
need the stimulus of beverag es, which
when taken in excess, blind the rea-
son, inname the blood, SOW the seed
of disease and implant an unconquera-
BILE craving for the fatal poison.-Sir
Edward Baines.
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c., St. P, M. & 0. Ry.

The Ellsworth train leaves ST. Paul at
1O:i5 A. N. and sos P. NJ
Hs-Trains No. Is for ST. Paul connects at Hud-
son for all points on Lake Superior: also for
Green Bay. Black River Falls. Eau Claire and
MenOmonie, also with daylight train for Chi
cagO, Milwaukee and Madison.
Ss-TTain No. Isl connects at Hudson with
vestibule train for Chicago and Milwaukee, also
with fast train tor Duluth, Superior, Ashland
and all Lake Superior points
Coupon Tickets OF sale for all principal points
in the United States.
p. AINSwORTH. Agent
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10

Miss Martha Cad@ ELL and Miss Ger
tie Nichols Of Minneapolis are visiting
old friends in the city.
Mrs. Dunleyy left last Friday for
Warren, Mum. news having been re-
ceived that her sister, Mrs. Whitney
had lost her only child by accidently
getting carbolic acid. 1t only lived a
short time after.
Mrs. Fassett left for Minnesota Mon
day, the mill boarding house being
closed for the winter.
Dudley's saw mill closed for the
season last week.
g. w. McMurphy went to st. Paul
and Minneapolis Monday.
Mrs. Russell of West Superior and a
friend from Winnepeg have been WIS.,
iting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c.. N.
Ross.
School commenced Monday with
full attendance and with the same
teachers with the exception of No. 3,
which is in charge of Miss Rice.
Mt. Dill and wife have returned
from the east.
J. A. Stirratt has exchanged some
property for the Copp residence in this
city and is to move into it this fall.
Chris. Most of Oak Grove has pur.
chased the lots belonging to w. III.
Clements in the first ward, and is CO.
ing TO build fine residence on them
this fall.
Ii. S. Miller has reopened his bank,
and we are to have another one soon
in the RAIDER building, formerly oc.
cupled as postoffice, which is to be
called the Prescott State Savings
Bank.
y. NJ. Cole is to start boarding
house In the Abbott building.
The houses are all occupied in town,
which speaks well for the place.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10

A Russian physician named POrtu-
galoff declares that strychnine is an
infallible cure for drunkenness admin.
istered in subcutaneous injections. He
asserts that the experience of physi-
clans has shown the cure to be as rap
id as it is certain. The effect OF the
strychnine solution ia to change the
craving for drink into positive aver
sion, and this change is effected in a
day. After a treatment of eight or
ten days patient may be discharged.
The strychnine is administered by
dissolving one grain in two hundred
drops of water and injecting ave drops
of the solution every twenty. four
hours.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10
JE1gERH-.

I L. PETERSON x son,
. HalchmaScis and Jewellers.
River Falls. Wis.
Dealers in fiue Jowelry. Watches, Clocks
AMI Plated Mare sJie AGENTS for the
reiterated Rockford quiek-iraIn watches.
Repairing Of AL kirt,is neatly executed,
AMI all work warranted
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Perhaps You Smoke.

Replying to inquiries by the New
York Independent, ex-President Nc
Gosh, of Princeton college, and the
Rev. DR.. Lyman Abbott of Brooklyn,
successor to Henry Ward Beecher,
made answer as follows: McGosh:
smoking will be put down when
young ladies declare that they will
not look with favor on a young man
who smokes, and when congregations
declare they will not take minister
who smokes" Abbott; "From such
study as | have been able to give to
the matter am not able to discover
any physical or moral argument for
smoking. The arguments appear to
be all on the other side. While the
evils of alcohol are vastly greater than
the evils of tobacco, on the other
hand, it appears to me easier to con
struot an argument in favor of the
moderate use of alcohol than in favor
of the moderate use of tobacco
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10
CADY MILLS.


Miss Mertie Wood visited at Down
tug "a part of last week.
&. ]. Worden who has been in Min
neapOlIs for few weeks past, is ex-
pected home soon.
There is new ten-lb. girl at r.
lIoyt's.
Roy and Bert Chase and Mr.. Pace
came home from Pleasant Valley, sat-
urday evening.
Mrs. COTE and daughter of SILVIA
ter, Mimi, came down last Friday TO
attend the funeral of Mrs. Ordway.
Chas. Walker went to Cloquet last
Monday to act as eng ineer for Nelson
& Co. the coming winter.
School began Monday with Miss
Hannah Monyhan of River Falls as
teacher.
Our school house has recently been
furnished with new black boards and
other improvements have been made.
If we do say it we think we have one
of the best furnished school houses in
the county.
There was a better attendance at
Sunday School last Sunday than usual.
Thanks To Mrs. Abbott, Mr.. Worden
and few others for their patient
efforts in keeping it alive until a
more general interest was manifested.
Ira j. Chase of River Falls visited at
his uncle's, j. b. Chase's, Sunday.
DIED AT her home near Cady
Mills, Wisconsin, September L, 1891,
of a complication OF diseases, Mrs.
Ida 0rdway, aged 81 years. The de-
ceased leaves husband and two boys
TO mourn her loss. Their many
friends extend to them their heart
felt sympathy. The funeral services
were conducted by the Rev. Halburt
at the Brookville church, after which
the remains were inferred in the GEN.
etery at Brookville.
Another soul is called away
From earth, aud all its care,
To Join higher, uobler band,
And all its joys to share.
Another home is sad and drear,
ff.sFH Ia
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.snvyR.IcrA Gs.NUR.s.rCE.
.gERCH.9.TF T.EELOR.

TOSEPH WAINIOtS.
81 Merchant Tailor.
Ellsworth, Wis.
y Full Line of Domestic and Foreign
GouslS constantly in stock. Al work
vyerrauted
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EOOASN SEfTE0.rERI:

WINGS SISTERS.
River Fails, Ms
kr,-t. a Book Store. embracing School
amt NisceiiaHe, " Books. Periodicals. and
Magazines, Curtains ana Iftaln r lNtuTes,
Wa7l Paper. Fancy Uo.s.ls. and full line
al Stationery.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10

The the leading
interest instruct and entertain of
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1891-09-10

Another soul is called away
From earth, aud all its care,
To Join higher, uo0ler band,
And all its joys TO share.
Another home is sad and drear,
Because "A mother is gone,
A little longer on this earth,
Then we, too, viii all go home.
o, husband and little children,
Look upward, with faith and love
To God, who took your loved one;
Be prepared 10 meet her above.
l. NJ. ID.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
Q ',,. ENGLISH SUITINGS,

Plaid aud stripe effects IN large assortment. ~
DC. 10 s5,. goods that have sold all season ni
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
BENWOOD'

A band of festive hunters has been or
ganized here with a view TO instituting a
war of determination upon all the game IN
this vicinity. 1t is composed OF captain
.Ioe ] lindsay. and Privates Martin Gately,
.Iohn Mcdonald. VIM. TRULY, Frank FOR,
terfield. John Nest, Alonzo Lacey, ana
,Iohn Cline. They will leave this morning
for Big Run, and will make their mead
quarters at the houseboat OF X. j. Travis
which is lying at that point.
Mrs lanes Clarity was rendered a very
pleasant surprise party by Il large number
~ friends al her home on Water street,
last night. Peabody's orchestra was pres
ent and discoursed sweet music, TO whlch
dancing was INDUCED in until late hour;
At midnight splendid repast was SerNeu
and discussed.
The wage trouble at the Riverside steel
plant has been adjusted in manner satIS-
factory to all concerned. The ~. OF l.
scale was signed al conference WIN Man
ager Frank Hearne, on Sunday afternoon
The report that Charles Niebergall has
settled with the b. Il O. railroad Tor dam
ages I'm the accident last week, IS lncor-
rect. II is understood that he Will bring
suit.
The ladies of St. Johns Catholic Church
will rive a social and supper in the near
fn,ure i'm the school house. The proceeds
will be devoted toward securing ne" or
gan. -.
Thomas Roy, of Bessemer, Alabama, has
moved his family to this city. Mr.. hoy
formerly resided here and IS properly
owner.
Mrs Cbas. Sech and VIM. Sech left yes,
terday for Johnstown TO attend the iuneral
of Mr.. Sech's grandmother
The forge department of the mill went
on Yesterday morning, but the factory h"S
closed down indefinitely.
Jobn McCabe and James Mitchell re-
,rrned last night from a brief visit with
friends in Pittsburg.
Tom Mccarthy has returned from BRAD
dock. pa. where he was visiting MS par
ents and friends.
viii Sands has accepted position as
nuddler in the Benwood mill, WIN III
Spiedel as helper
Tim Dolan has purchased the saloon OF
Louis Carl, adjoining the Opera House. III
Wheeling.
Mrs. John Kehoe Is lying at her home IN
q ,,recorious condition She is not expect
ed to live.
DIR. Baker has given up his practice here
and returned to his home in Virginia
Mrs. G.. w. Porter, of Parkersburs' IS
the guest of Miss Fannie Clarity
Thos. Forrest left yesterday morning ioi
Johnstown. Pa, 10 visit friends
VIII Murray has returned from a Drlel
visit with friends in Pittsourg.
Marion Turner, of Pularki, Pa, arrived
| in the city yesterday. -, u,.
The Riverside steel plant will RESUME
work next Monday: o.,,,5o,
Iohn Blon. Of Wheeling spent Sunda!
with friends here.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
MARTINS FERRY

The following social events will take
Mace this week: Tomorrow evening 'ie
aides Auxiliary Society Will give
Innch m the directors and committees Vi
theY NC. A. On Wednesday evening
Cantnip Tnclebright and wife VIII enter
tain me Social and Arcadian CLUBS, ana on
Fri5ov evening Dr. Harvey and VIE Will
entertain the Arcadians.
The committee appointed by Council anu
tho Fire Department are TO meet one uas
this week in reference 10 the hre aia ~ ~
system. We understand that soile VI ~
tiremen are in favor OF the city PAYNE ioi
telephones in places Of business " ~ "'''
In case Of fire
Little Bridget, a u year-old daughter SnHna Ui
Mr. and Mrs Edward Sleving' oil Mo S,a,.
Addition, fell upon the ice [eS'erua a. - -
noon while skating, sustaining I'M urles VI "
49, ,,,io,,s nature. At last accounts she
80 unconscious and in very precarlous
condition. ,. 10
Yesterday while John Metzger was ., Ge-
,;,.',.;,,S, so,ne goods with Jake Lott deilV-
~. ,s,on The pin in the singletree orohe,
.,!,.;,,T no horse TO run OF, denlONsh'hS
,6 t'eT ,,ae,on and bruising the driver CONSUL
erably. -, ,hot
W. have IL from reliable source Una.
81. ta,.e,s manufacturing estaoi shmeht WI IN
will employ from $50 TO 200 hanus via
~ bere providing certain privileges
| are granted the enterprise -,
Mrs. Isabella Dean, living in the oiu
Mitchell homestead in Walnut orUNU'i a
rerCrted seriously i'll with pne uniO.,
H., daughter Annie, who Is IN tl''SO"- -
/ has been telegraphed 1or, ,,,;.o,.o ,,,bo is
Mr. Richard Bean, Of Chicago; Wao -
80 erested in the Mckim wire naii als" ~
,,e1t is in the city in the interest u '"'
company. ,,a
r,sorb Ze-raggen wears broad grim anu
g. settin, them up to his friends 1t Is d
bouncing eight pound BOY -
= Dean is rapidly recovering rom d,
- ;ri,ries received in a runaway a'
Cadiz a few days ago. ..,,,od from
M William Man has returned run n.
! pittsburg. where he has been TOT INC P''''
few DAVIS on business. 81 vol
''S I'D Horr. OF New York city and wei
l-noyvn in this vicinity, was in the Guy yes
terdav on business. =, >t,..;,,,.
Ferry boy. has gone into the hotel ouS''eS'
in Cleveland. Q. ...,,,,.,,od HON,
from pleasant visit to relatives III ''''
Haute, Ind. o.,oo,ed a nositio,
] Mr. John Burns Has eSNN -. y -oaps
IN the q reensburg glass factory aV "''o"'
burg, Pa. ILL ha tho attrac
ZION at the Opera House next SATURDAY
eu NI,s W. p. Hoyle and two children, AM I'M
NJ John WiuettS left yesterday for Henry
Miss Miss BERTHE Williams, a young lady nv
;,e, hack of town, died Of consumption ye'
! The Iauchliu mill will 20 on to-morro"
! 90 we are Informed by some OF the men -
4 ROYAL Pass will be presented a' u
, Opera House this evening, .;., res,e,
Gus Brideustein was IN Tue GU! S'''N'
I dap on business. .s,a5 70 hi
bed by sickness. noo>c
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20

CHAS. O. SOUL.
General Passenger Agent. Baltimore
J. :. LANE. Wheeling. lsis
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
LIVE sT0Cs

CHICAGO, January l9-Cattle. receipts
5000 head: shipments, 1000 head; market
steady: prime steers, $ 0Ja5 30; common
to choice 8 OJa4 -; cows, bulls and mixed
q OJa2 80; stockers, 81 S5aS %.
Hogs-Receipts, 81 100 head; shipments
1000 head: market active; rough and com
mon - 45a3 IS; prime mixed q 6Oa3 -;
prime heavy weights 81 40; light 81 10.
Shecp-Receipts. 1900 head; shipments
1900 head: market active and steady at
g. 2Ia5 p; natives 81 I5a5 %.
EAST LIBERTY, PA, January 70 Cattle,
receipts 1, PIP head; shipments l.l93 head
market very dull and 10 to 25c off from last
weeks prices.
Hogs-Recei 100 head: shipments
4.4OO mead market active; Philadelphia
g 95a4 %; mixed g S0a3 80, heavy Workers
50 15a3 50; light Workers 50 50a3 60; pigs
s. 00a3 80
Sheep-Receipts 4, 500 head; shipments
2,200 head; market steady.
CINCINNATI, o. ,Januaryl9.-H Hogs, demand
good, market firm; common and light 3 M
az 90; packing and butchers q 60aS ~
Receipts, G650 head; shipments, 300 head.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
BRIDGEPORT.

Miss BERTHE Williams youngest daughter
,fI,bert Williams. who lives about one
half mile from town, on the OaulI piAe'
diced Yesterday morning about SIX cloCA,
affarar illness of about SIX months. Last
summer She spent about three months IN
Missouri I'm hopes of regalning her hedllh'
but returned with little or no improve
ment She was a young lady OF d loNius
and kind disposition, and was gre1liy oe
loved by an who knew her. Inc Iune t.'' a.
viii lake place on Wednesday afternoon at
two O'Clock lnterment IN week 0en
e.erv. Rev HAYES will otiiciate. -.
Mr. Richard Bailey, Of the nrm OF row
rarS Bailev's shoe store, and MISS Ella
White. am estimable young lady llvlng hedI
CoIerain CITY. will be married tomorrow
c,.sring al the residence OF the brides
The protracted meeting in the NJ. r.
Cbur.h will be continued during e1cn
evening of this week, Saturday evening
The supper at the Good Templars Han Han
ON saturday night was wei paIronl~eu
,,,d IA fair profit was realized thereironi-
any nm Nyaiea Band will give an entertain
reut in the Presbyterian churcu ou
80 ..,-.nin,- next al eight O'Clock.
(f- Stephen Walters. Of Caldwell -
,,-9s i'm town Yesterday, the guest OF MI
Frank Summers.
Mrs j. II. Mitchell. who fell some time
80 and emit her hand ON the ice, is improV-
ing. a., %
No, Ross u. Alexander. is confined TO
MS ,,on from the effects OF heavy Colu.
I2ohsrf Foreman, of Parkersours' Was
~. to,vn Yesterday calling on friends
Nh John Sauefs. one OF our police lotVc'
is I'm Pennsvlvania working up a case.
Miss Minnie Gaus is sick with an 1ll'0'
Mr. W. b. Hanlon, of Elyria, o. was II
town Yesterday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
QUESTION WELL ANSWERED.
In What Respect Is Chamberlaln's Cough
Remedy Better Than Any other.

tits the only remedy that will llquefy
the tough, tenacious mucus lnclueht 10
colds. and render il easy 10 expectorate.
Ii is the only remedy that will cause the
expulsion of mucus from the air cells OF tue
lungs. -, .,..,..,,.o,,,
In is the only remedy that will counteract
the effect of a severe cold and greatly mitl-
ate. il not eifectually cure the cold within
one DAVIS time. To do this 1t must De used
as soon as the first symptoms OF the cold
appear. -, :. ,ass limo
Ii will cure severe cola IN less 'iilo
than any other treatment;
II is the only remedy that VIII prevent
Group. 49,. hoe orrod
thousands of cases Of Group WITHOUT Sill
gle failure. -. .,.;,, ,,,..,,...,t
II is the only remedy that VIII prev'eht
all dangerous consequences from "nooP'"R
cough. rhoro 80
N is pleasant and safe to take. There IS
not the least danger in giving II 10 chlIuren
i'm large and frequent doses when are al
WAYS REQUIRED in case OF Group ana Soulc-
times for whooping cough. .,.;,.,
tits nut up in large bottles Tor the price
Many persons who have used II Tor years
and know from experience It's true value
saw that a 80 cent bottle OF chamberlain ;
Coupb Remedy will 20 further TOWARDS
curing severe colds, and do more real goo1
man n dollar bottle Of any other cough he tSi
icine they have ever used. For sale by w
" irwin &. X. Goetze. {. Schnepl' D.
Klari NJ w. Heinrich, w. Z. Arm orecnt,
& Menkemener, W. +. Williams ana Jonn
Coleman. druggists.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20

Some merchants get the
best they can; some get the
meanest they can.
Your dealer in lamP-chlm,,
neys--what does he get tor your
tough glass, tough against heat
There are foggy and clear
There are rough and me;
There are carefully made and
hap-hazard. :,
You can't be an expert IN
chimneys; but this you can do;
Insist on Macbeth's pear
TOT" or "pearl glass when hen
ever shape you require lney
are right in all those ways; anC
thew do not break from heat
not one in a hundred.
Be willing to pay a nicSe
more for them. 90
PittsoIg. "Ao' a. 'A''
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
Cowboy Killed.

NAVAJO SPRINGS, A. T., January ~.
fourishing little city just
west of here. was the scene of shoot
ing ARRAY last night, in which Robert
Bowie. a cowboy, was instantly hllieu D!
]. +. Ketcherides, foreman OF the Pleas
ant Valley cattle ranch. The killing
was the result of an alteration over
Tho settlement of wages due Boyle. The
mon met ON the streets, and as both had
ems the firing was simultaneous
RoyIc fell at the first shot. His brother
mi who was near, opened fire upon
Kitcberides. the latter returned the hre
rs he hurried his horse down the Stiee' .
shooting as he went, but without enec'
on either side. Ketcherides gave MN
s,lf ND to an officer.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
Visible SUPPLY of Grain.

CmcAGo. January 1.-THE visible sup
ply of grain, as reported to the Board of
Trade. is as follows: Wheat, 24,93O,OOO
bushels, decrease BIS, 900 bushels; corn,
2,7l3,C0O bushels, decrease $1,000 bushels
oats, 3,453,0O0 bushels. decrease III 600
busQels: rye, $4,000 bushels, decrease,
81 600 bushels; barley, 3,5l5.OO0 bushels,
decrease 291 bushels.
New York, January l9.-StoclIs of grain
in store and afioat January II Wheat,
90, 663 bushels corn, 90, 1913 bushels; oats,
l,496,GO3 bushels; rye, $500 bushels:
malt, -!lG99O bushels; barley, 3l5,C4' bush
els: peas, T. .337 bushels.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
uri,ish Grain Trade.

roxnox. January l9.-The Mar ke Lon
>, Lo Lon, IN its weekly review Of the Briusi
E l-,i;n rad saws: English wheats are % '
sI rno, although the inquiry was SLACK
gSH. wheat was firm. The cessation 0
p.,ss;on wheat shipments was met oy "a
h tlISSad rivals from India and America
- II ivernool corn advanced. Barley rOS
"a rive and peas advanced Id
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
4 .Brotheriy" Message.

CucAco. January lS.-"Nou must get
ont of here. or / will discontinue ny
evening services ia this house, was tH ne
message that fell like a thunderooIt IN IN
The midst Of the worshippers at Central I,, Il
Music Han yesterday afternoon. Inc ,y
,,,ess,-e came from Rev. Frank W.
G,.s,Ions and was aimed at the Rev
I,lsyins J. Brobst and his congregation.
There were fully one thouSahu po0P nv
nresent. and general hiss could o'
heard throughout the auditorium.
Meetings were being held for WORKING 10,
men ana their families, and the He y.
Frobst proposes they be continued ,h Ia
lnite of the sensation created by tue
message.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
ADVICE to Mothers.

Mrs wrxs1ow's SOOTHING syrup . has
~, ms Ised bv millions of mothers for child
rem teething for over fifty years WIN per per
te er success. 1t relieves the little sufferer
AZ once. produces natural, quiet steep ~. IS
Sreeing the child from pain, ana the n'T \.
cherub awakes US bright as button. .A,,s
is yerv pleasant to taste Soo'neS tne O 80
softens the gums, allays PAIN, reiere 49,
regulates the bowels, ana IS sle oss' M5e%
f I'm ,sething or other causes. Twenty-Five
cants a bottle.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-20
Not In That business.

Not In That Busines.s
was talking with the sheriff in a
county seat town in Indiana one day
last summer. when We saw 4 ragged and
wayworn tramp hea3ing for us across
the street.
.'IIang the fellow" growled the sher-
IN. Hes going 10 strike me for 4
quarter, and If he does I'll bounce him
out of town"
The tramp came up, passed the time
of dav. asked which was the sheriff, and
turned 20 him with:
81 am disguised and discouraged, and
want
sob. your sort are always broken up
and always wanting" interrupted the
official.
Il wanted 10 say that have lodged
around until am tired Of it and shall
feel relieved to
eyes. you look like a dodger. Dodg-
ing from one house 10 another after
cold vicuals. We don't want you in
the town, and the sooner You take the
road ont of 90 the better IL viii be FOR II.
IL want % give myself up. protested
the tramp.
"Oh. You do. Want thirty days In
iail To- rest up aud get fat in. Well, We
are not doing that sort of business IN
this county. III give you Just hVe
minutes TO find the dirt road leading to
Indianapolis
Tho man walked away without anoth-
er word. his countenance wearing puL-
/ z.ed expression, and in two minutes he
was out Of sight. met the Sheriff IN
I Chicago q week later, and he at once
turned and faced away and said;
"Kick me with about 10000 horse
| power"
~What ails you?" asked.
Remember the tramp who struck Us
that day In -
Yes"
"Well, the fellow wanted To give him
self mo. and ! wouldn't let him.
IL remember
"And he turns out TO be Missouri
robber with a reward OF $500 on ms
head. and these Chicago police naooed
| him three days ago.