Los Angeles herald., 1891-11-15
ASK A POLICEMAN.

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One of these officers recently noted down
for half an hour the different interroga-
tions he answered, and they are here
with printed as specimen of what
police officer must know, or at least
what portion OF the public thinks he
should know:
What kind of game do have in this
country?
What are good work horses worth in
Los Angeles?
Will you please tell me where 1042
South Main street is2
Please tell me where I can find boot
shop?
What car will 1 take to see the best
part of your city!
Are there any fish in the Los Angeles
river?
What kind of tree is it that has red
berries?
Does every body in town keep dog?
Have you seen my brother today?
Are you going to the barbecue today
at Long Beach?
Tell me where will find the st. Elmo
hotel?
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Will you tell me where can find Sey-
mour & Johnson's?
What is that fellow selling down
there?
Did anybody get hurt in the runa-
way?
Where is the fish market?
What time does the overland train get
in?
Where does this car 90?
Does the electric car run to Boyle
Heights?
How can you keep in such a good
humor all the time?
What are town lots worth here now?
Where can l find shooting gallery?
Where is Upper Main street?
Do you all have to pay for your own
uniforms?
How big do pumpkins grow out here?
Do you ever hear from your brother
now?
Will you tell me where Hill street is F?
Where can find good butcher shop?
How many saloons are there in Los
Angeles?
Where is the city hall?
Where is the best park in the city?
Who are these Watsons, anyhow?
Where can l find the First National
bank?
Do you know where the patrol wagon
was going?
Where is the postofice?
Do you have to stand out in the mid
die of the street all the time?
Did you get the money / left for you?
Tell me where the Nadeau hotel is.
Is Captain Roberts at the station?
What is that policeman going to do
with that fellow?
Where is the mission church?
Where will find the big California
tree on exhibition
Will this car take me to the Southern
Pacific depot? q
Where is Workman street?
What car will tax me to the Redondo
depot?
Do you think anybody will ever build
a railroad to Wilson's peak?
Where can find some good butter?
How many roughs do you suppose
there are in town?
Can l sell you sack of potatoes to-
day?
Can you tell me where can get some
thing to do?
Could you let me have IS for few
days?
How did the Cable and Electric roads
make it?
What does it cost to get dog out OF
the pound?
Where is the man that sharpens ra-
zors?
When does the rainy season set in
here?
Tell me where the Pico house is.
Who will | have to go to to get on the
police force?
What are potatoes worth sack?
Is there much improvement going on
here now?
Where is Macy. street bridge?
How often do the cable cars pass
here?
Are there many Italians in Los An
geles?
Is this First street and which end of
it do / take to go to Tenth street?
Where is your new court house?
Please tell me where the Wilson
block is?
Where did all these crippled people
Can you tell me where can find
good hotel?
What is the name of that big sergeant?
Did they ever do anything with that
fellow that burnt up that restaurant on
Spring street?
Can you tell me where the Reno
house is?
What Car will 1 take to go to Santa
Monica?
Who is the chief OF police?
Can you tell me where the Lincoln
hotel is?
Where is 147 East Twenty-seventh
street?
Where is the Western Union Tele-
graph office?
Tell me where 1 will find the horse
pound?
How far is it to Pasadena?
Tell me where the soap works are?
Do you know q man here by the name
of Dick Short?
Where is the Bryson block?
Is this the car to the Santa Fe depot?
How far is it to the university?
Do you know where can buy cheap
COW?
Is Westlake park in East Los Angeles?
Will have time to catch the O'Clock
train?
Where are the Wax Works?
Tell me where the city hall is?
Is the chamber Of commerce on spring
street?
Can you tell me where l can get a
job of work?
Do you have this kind of weather in
California all the time?
Have you seen anything OF little
spotted dog with a string around his