The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-07-30
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syss be nsiarsiiy iceis sterist.
-wha 10 isassr than 10 give etsd. 10
vtoz a. 10 desi Give ,bs cs.hf
"A ve.,sfs ball player 10 Banned SIR
rape lie esshi 70 es,es I'll The nies.
--ps. Why do they call the devil Ssissi
o. that's 81 oid Mich name. ny son.
The risiss gepasiioS 10 cities 10 rnost'
iy msss % 81 n.ltDsp ssd hired glfis.
.-Ths veta thing sbosi lie 10 ihs, there
srt 20 May vho srs TOO oidlto star, over
sFais.
Are yos feed ii lonsas. siri Iva.
slvsrs fcad Of tonssf. madame. sad ! iike
j, arl
III 10 human 10 err. and IL 10 human
for yoar siie eohsts1ily 10 remind Jon
a Il. too.
lie tpcs,ieall,l All, vbs esn srprsss
TOE power q lover SHE (prscsics) I've
t.o dorhsy power.
MiS.tsr Have you ever east your
bread upon The usiersf Mrs s. (p'oudlyl
ksrtr, rlEce my tirs, batch.
There !, great deal Of human nature
10 The nooB II IL Hoi very long after II
10 iull hsp IL Is reduced 70 its lsst quarter
sh.sp.on- wLs. makes your nose 90
rs5f PhIsia = IL glove With pride because
n never poks it.elt into other peoples
business.
Nrs~ber--I heard tbst you made 81
houl speech =, tho dsb.ting club. Was
IL wei. recsivedf sinserly - They cbeered
me -ben ! sd dosn.
II don't Thick much OF Mr.. Brown,
sid Mrs smifi.s. spent the afternoon
With her aud such woman for listening
70 scandal / never knew.
--summer Bosrder - You told me last
spring that you were never snnoysd by |
mosqai,oes here, Farmer Mow-Wsl, We
hsinL We're used to 'em.
Halt = loaf 10 better than no bread,
my 200. said the boys mother Father
didn't .eem to think so the Lac. time yon
baked. replied the young hopeful.
Miss Spips,er Such pioe man. Rec
tor Brownl Why this morning be said
there we're marriages In heaven. Miss
hbsrpe-So consolipg for you. dear, too.
She IL 10 better TO have loved and
Loaf hau never to have loved ut all He
Yes. II IL better for the florists, for the
jewellers. ard sometimes even Tor the Law.
yers
80 the missus ia to be married, ebf
ssil the gardner 10 the cookt Ys; and 10
illiean, sloyle, too. She's goin' for to have
dhtess tbny yards long, snd four pail.
bearers 10 carry IL,
Esther DR.. Mcclure seems to be
very intelligent, wellresd man. Son
Nonsense. governor talked with him 81
dinner yesterday Apd be does rot koow .
thing sbou, base ball.
"A Waterbury. Conn wedding was de.
Iayed three hours by the tsrdipess OF the
bridegroom He gave no reason for his
lsteness. bat II is generally understood
that he had bsen winding bis watch.
All, NY friend, sighed . lugubrious
stranger At Asbury Park. there sre skele-
tons in every family. have mine. and
. pose you have yoursf Yes. cir. was the
reply. she is down there on the beach now.
Your son seems TO be Of . theoreii
cal turn. remarked one Washington man
TO smother. II you allude to the adage
that theories don't often work. l must
say that be IL, was the cherries rejoin.
der.
Miss Lucy Has Aunt Belinda made
much progress in riding. Weblyn' Rid,
Ing Master Well, miss, can't say - 'ow
,he rides very well IS yet, but she falls
hof deal more gracefully Is wot she did
1t fust
tbhbh WIZ Vince btf |
name sud sddress on eggs before she
sends them 10 market has received
proposal. II came from q man Who pro
posed that hereafter she send strictly
Tres rggs.
-An.sisiis (,bout t. be msrriej) - Ned.
see II ibis resds oil right for the invita-.
'ions: Yonr presence is requested - z
Devoted brother: Stop there. sisl II isn't
|. u mmstiesi You mean: Your presents
re requested.
fnu lps, your knife yesterday? Well
rommy, bave found tso knives, said the
sunday school teacher. Nov tell me 4
#Licb Of them IL yours Please. mum re,
'liej the hoUe, boy. ~hich Of them 90, =
he moe, hislesy
f.psls- How did you happen to tell {
Hrs Fspelc that You 60 toEurope twelve
lines year. when you never crossed the
ccsn at alp Cnmso - She must huve mis-
Understood me, ! merely told her thu, !
o over the Atlsttic Monthly. (
And whs, is the trouble'iuquirsd the
ouas wife Of the physician. Well,
Iout ihirk the cssc is really bad enough
or SESSION 81 The sesshote. 1 think . N
ore m.y b. Elected by the iudicious sp v
Of hice summer hat
- B0under A mao from the ~ curiiy
ompany called today sni asked me What
ire~ shout your character and habit.
.ouadsr whs, did you tell bimi Did
on -, tbs, you hai occsslonslly seen
10 inloI,c.tedi Bocndsr No, indeed
10 yon suppose ] would go back on . .