St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-29
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


understand the situation, hotel accommoda-
tons in the East are merely the children
born of necessity. The rule works equally
well west of the Mississippi.
Boston is out for the Democratic national
convention. But delegates-especially Dem
ocratic delegates-waut something a triAe
more "fllin'" than beans.
The New York press warns Uncle Jerry
Rusk that the country doesn want any more
OF those fatal cyclones" Meanwhile the
Democratic press warns the country that it
doesn't want any more of Uncle Jerry Rusk
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Thanksgiving is over. but the rich, brown
roast goes merrily on in some of our perfervid
political exchanges.
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The New York Recorder has an editorial
on The American Horse" In this connec-
ton we wish to direct the attention of Mr..
turner to the feet that in Chicago, owing to
abnormally developed worlds fair appetites
the American horse is rapidly becoming ex-
tinct
On the walls of the Bank of England John
Shermans picture figures among the like
hesses OF the great financiers of the world
Unless senator Sherman modifies his present
atltude regarding Senator-elect Brice he
stands fair show of having his picture
classed with the worlds great 'seat-stealers. 9"
The New York Recorder accuses Mime
apolls Of working to secure the Democratic
national convention. This is unjust to the
large number of generous MINNEAPOLIS citi-
zens who are heartily i'll accord with the
efforts being made by st. Paul to secure the
Democratic political meet of 1892.
The height of absurdity is reached when
the brilliant young tenor struggles into
stage costume and attempts to act.
One of Nebraska's own state papers ac-
cuses Omaha Of having used force in its
attempt to secure the Republican national
convention. This Is the first time it has been
suggested that Omaha had any force.
The great advantage of advertising in the
GLOBE small wants has received one more
striking illustration. 4 member of the St
Paul Bar association contributes the follow
ing unimpeachable testimony to the efficacy
of GLOBE circulation:
4 have just recovered - he said, ''after ex-
periencing considerable difficulty. my dog.
He is beautifully embossed. brown and
white water spaniel You can readily believe
he is heavily embossed because 1 boss him
myself. lie is as full of tricks as some low
bred, unconventional dogs are of feas."
''Wh hat is an unconventional dog:'' we felt
impelled at this moment to Inquire
IAN unconventional dog is a dog born in
Chicago or New York. This dog was born in
Minneapolis and is conventional clear down
to his toe nails. His name is Judge l taught
him the tricks myself. I taught him all the
tricks / knew and got a small boy with a hair
lip TO teach him others. But, as l can't talk
with the same lock-stitch accent affected by
the boy with a hair lip, Judge won't tote
square with me always"
But what has this TO do with GLOBE
Small Wants?''
The dog was lost. didn't lose him. A
young man from sioux City, To-, attempted
to spend Thanksgiving with me- I say at
tempted advisedly. for, between you ana [
and the dog, this young man went down
town right after breakfast Thanksgiving
morning, taking Judge with him to point out
the attractions of the city, and the young man
didn' show up at the house until Il 30 D. m.
Tho dog was out of sght-the young man out
or his mind. | asked him where Judge was"
Judge who:' he inquired.
1.-The dog
oh, the spaniel? He-he lost me some
where. | have camel mean l come I'D on
the cable. had five'sh centsh, but 1 don't
b'Iieve Judge had nickel to his back
"'You have been drinking, l said. sternly.
'Closhest guessh you ever made in your
life. You'd do to gues'sh on Their number of
squash seeds in pumpkin
Ibid you breathe on the dog?'
mo, sir. Me! l never breathe Show
me to my boodwar. 3"
But how does this involve the manifold
advantages to be derived from GLOBE Small
Wants.
'On the next morning came down town
and began tracing up Judge. 1 discovered
that every salOOnkeeper in ST. Paul had seen
and recognized the dog in company with my
steamed friend from Sioux City. The bar
keepers all testified to the playfuIness of
Judge, and told about some of the surprising
tricks he performed. Every visit of inquiry
cost me from Is to 10 cents. began to feel
Lonesome without my dog. kind Of high
lonesome. 1t also occurred to me that if I
never found him l should be Obliged to cut
up his little dog antics for him. and pretty
soon l experienced an almost passionate
yearning to commence on the antics right
away
And the GLOBE Small Wants?'
''Ies, found traces OF that dog all over
town, struck new leads and outcroppings
and surface indications. but of Judge him
self l couldn't strike pay dirt. l tracked him
down to the rooms of the st. Paul Kennel
club, but they hadn't seeeu him, they said.
adding, in a suD-bass that if they had they
wouldn't give it away. 1 found the dog
catcher had overlooked him: [ found that
some cashiers and bookkeepers and private
secretaries in a big counting room had enjoved
his company for awhile, and turned
him out. Then 1 sat down and wrote
advertisements for the GLOBE. L put
Judge in the Lost column l put him in
the Found department., and in another
place offered to sell Or exchange him for
anything tangible from a souvenir spoon to a
typewriter. In the Help Wanted column l
told i'll plaintive strains how yearned for
just such a dog to help us eat things brought
in by the butcher and groceryman. put him
in the Personals and offered to put him
up as security for a loan of g.. The atten-
ton ATTRACTED TO Judge by offers of rewards
and in other ways was fairly mild Every
body in town came to know MIN and to
love him. In less than two hours
after the GLOBE was issued l had
Judge back in the bosom of NV
family. And all day long a stream of people
with dogs which looked like Judge but were
not genuine. One man said his dog was Just
like Judge, or. at any rate, just as good as
Judge. and l found out afterwards that he
was druggist who was running an opposi-
ton joint to the patent medicine propri-
ctors.'
MINNEAPOLIS WILL HELP.