Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1891-12-17
SPAsrE AND SCISSORS.

In contest of snap Shots th'
bulldog will discount the kodak. Co
lnnlbas Post
II the woman who hesitates Is los
she must be In dangerous position
when out shopping. Life.
Bridal parties probably go to Mia
CARA because little extra gush woulC
not be noticed there. Puck.
Make friends with your creditors /
you can, but never make n creditor o
your friend. - Texas Sylin9s.
II don't see, y said Aunt Sary "wh,
they should want divorce their tenn
pers are entirely combatiblc. ~ Column
bus Post
Teacher What is the capital oi
California;" Freddy Fangle 'lts glo
rious climate. - smith, Gray d Co'i
Monthly.
do you know Mrs. Gossip is a yer,
reliable womanP" "Indeedln Yes
whatever she says goes. ~ Bditimor,
american.
In the world of fashion every old
hon has her set. And they manage "a
hatch ont a good deal OF mischief -
7eras siftiags.
De Canter-'Is there any sure way
10 tell the age of horsepn DE Trot-
ter--''Yes. Ask the dealer and multi
ply by two. "--Net0 York Weekly.
The spoiled oyster. like the spoiled
child, does not know when to shut up.
Also, the spoiled child is pretty hard
to put down. r Indianapolis journal.
Cadson-"C "Cholly's a reckless dog;
seems always to live from hand TO
mouth The Major Yes; and most
ly from some other fellows hand. -
LIE.
Some of the 'trouserings" exhibited
in the windows of the importing tai
lor' are so loud that you can almost
hear them pant. Smith, Gray d Co. $
Monthly.
Spatts-'Do you think New York
city is entitled TO be called watering
placePn Bluebump-"Why not? Isn't
Jay Gould's Office in the city?n- Brook.
Ign LIFE.
The woman you would call poem
is not the woman You would call II
the morning TO klndle the breakfast
fire and fry the slapjacks. - Richmond
Recorder.
PA, how do you scalpPn sad tho
Indian boy to Oyster-that-L Laughs.
First catch your hair sententiously
replied the noble red man. Boston
Transcript.
Dying Delinquent Give me airi
I'm burning upw Weekly Editor
Lord have mercy on usl He's struck
the other world already yw- 1tiupata
ConstttNti0n
Evergreen - Il wonder why old
Closelst married that fearfuiy fat
grip Brightly-"Because there was
so little waist to her, suppose. "-Pba-
adeiphia Press.
"Blykins knows all about horse
races Why he never goes to
them.n mo. 1t took him lougcr TO
learn that part than anything else. ~
Washington Star.
Dimmick-'I have fallen away "a
hNiA Va NY Vthicl wight NICK
shaw-"Why doesn't Mrs. Dimmick
put on half mourning. Smith Gray
d Co.'S Monthly.
Jack (the facetious) Il II wonder
what State they run the lottery of love
imp Pauline (lhe oynicaD In every
State. | guels, except the MARI
state. n-Neio York Hel'ald.
"Wo have fixed pie rates in this
establishment, sir and" You
really hayeP How delightfully."- frankl
In all other places they call them
waitersp'- Baltimore Amer1caa.
What do you think of this idea that
suicide is sometimes permissible?n ?n
1T may do for women. replied the
candidate. but for mana man with
vote - neverl'- Indianapolis. Jour
nal.
my speech at the meeting last night
was my maiden effort. y said the young
orator, proudly. Yes cynically re-
piled his friend; IL noticed it was
something of miss. baltimore ABI-
ericdR.
This place doesn't seem to bo BOOM
ing said the new arrival. "No,n re-
piled his majesty, lighting another
birthstone cigarette. THE bottom fell
out some time ago" - indianapolis
Journal.
Solomon wasn't in it when he de-
clared that "the borrower is servant to
the lender Every one who has tried
it knows that the lender has to wait
on the borrower. -Smith. Gray 6 CO.'S
Monthly
Miss Pruyou-oTm glad to hear that
at least one of our leading colleges
has repudiated football" Mr.. Waite
is that so? Not Columbia. surelyP'
Miss Pruyn-"O. no. Vassar. .n-Ae0
York Herald.
Mrs. Instyle-"I see. dear. that you
have changed you're reception days from
Tuesday 10 Thursday" Mrs. Fashion
Yes; my new cook wanted Thurs
day for her day out, so had to-
Boston Neios.
He-"The poet says that ladies'
looks should be our books. Will you
let your ewes be my teacherP" She
Thanks. but | believe both of them
are already supplied with pupils. ~
Bditinlore american.
You will excuse me for saying so,
Miss Hawkins. but you have beauti-
iul foot" 80 I've been told. Mr..
perhaps you will excuse
ne for saying that you ought TO see
1apa's. ."-Nei0 York Herald
There may be corners in wheat. but
his won't disturb the serenity Of the
ioung man who, with his best girl. sits
n the Sunday twilight glow of the par
or aud imagines he has a corner in
ugar. philadelphia Times.
Ethel-Did / understand you to say
hat You were in an auction store?n
Mr.. Slowgo-"Why, no; how could
rou have formed that ideaP" BE
'ause you say you are going so many
ines before you go."-Net0 York [
Herald.
st. Peter-"Who are you?n Appli- /
'ant-"An humble Texas rainmaker."
H. Peter.-'Uml You'd better apply I
mn story heloV. Thev've hnen COM