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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
OUR HA-HA CORNER.

A bell-buoy is generally ringing wet.--Ne,c
York Journal
Motto for baseball club: You can't take
the cake without a good batter Washington,
Star.
A crow never manifests anger without caws.
Richmond Recorder.
"All hands round" said the dancing master
when he set his clock.-BostoB Bulletin.
The prize pig at the county fair may not be
beautiful, but he has winning weigh.-E1nsir0
Gazette.
1t is the bald.headed man who talks so ex
travagantly and recklessy when he finds more
hair in his butter than he puts in his nightcap
-IficIno,ad Recorder.
Papa, what is an agnostic:" asked Johnny
Cumso IAN agnostic. Johnny is man who
knows very little and is not sure of that
Puck.
De Canter-'Is there any sure way to tell the
age OF horse:' De Trotter-"Yes. Ask the
dealer and multiply by wo."-Ne1o York Weekly
"Pompey, what made you SO black:'' "Fot
de same reason dat makes some folks forebel
talkin wild der mouth-'oass wuz bawn so an
neber outgrowed it,
Judge Cubbage--''What the difference be
tween dilatory man and the president of
female college?' Rubbage-"rll give 1T up.
Cubbage-"One misses the t. a ms and the othe
trains the misses
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
is noteworthy that while the people of

II is noteworthy that while the people of
Utah are supremely Indifferent in the mat
ter of the admission of Utah to the union,
not man in the territory troubling him
self about statehood, the Republican papers
generally are vigorously fighting the
phantom. THE HERALD thinks it can as
sure its friends Of the opposition that this
territory will never again ask for admission
to the union. We think we are somewhat
familiar with the sentiment of the people,
and if we are not in error that sentiment is
decidedly in favor of letting matters run
along as they are going until Congress and
the people of the nation conclude that the
injustice has continued long enough and
the government is paying out too much
money for the fun of being mean to Ameri-
can citizens. BY that time the people of
Utah might decide that they didn't want
statehood at all and vote against it. Mean
time, our disturbed enemies are wasting q
good deal of energy in fighting scareorow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

AT PEORIA, H., where the whisky manu-
facture of the world is controlled, new
process has been adopted by which the cost
of fermentation is reduced several cents a
gallon and a bushel of grain is made to
yield a half gallon more of spirits. The
process is the discovery of q Japanese
named TAKAMINE. Yeast is dispensed
with and the fungus growth found on rice
stalks is used instead. This fungus swarms
with little red and black bugs which null
tiply rapidly. The Peoria distilleries pay
a revenue of s23,oOo,0Oo annually. 1t is
safe to say that the discovery will not re-
duce prices, nor save the product from
going by the name of "bug juice"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
THE GOLDEN CLUB.

The head of the Golden club, an English
society of which great deal has been
written and said, is member of parlia-
ment. and his name is THOMAS BAILEY
POTTER. He succeeded RICHARD CoBpEN
in the house of commons in 1865, and has
served continuously in that body ever
since. Partaking Of CoBDEN's views on
free trade, and being his warmest friend,
the free trade society he organized in 1866
was called the Golden club. The purpose
of this club Is to disseminate in Great
Britain the doctrine of free trade, collect
ing statistics and preparing .'leafets''
for general circulation. These short
pamphlets or tracts are compar-
atively inexpensive, aud are published
from time to time by the tens Of thousands.
In the year 1879 Mr. POTTER, by request.
caused a large number, say 100000, Of leaf
let's on free trade to be sent to the United
States, but discovering that they were
causing i'll feeling ON this side, the plan
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
MORE LAW NEEDED.

Ex-Congressman NIEDRINGHAUs, the st.
Louis MCKINLEYITE who gained SO much
notoriety few months ago over the tin
plate works which didn't produce tin, is
again in trouble. II will be recalled that
after Mr.. MS one man-and-two- boys plant
had been duly written up, the gentleman
Claimed that the reason he wasn't making
tin-plate was because he couldn't find in
this country skilled workmen. Then h g
got into g controversy with the treasury
department over an attempt on his part to
import some tin-workers from Wales con-
trary to the,provisions of the contract labor
law. Latterly we have heard nothing
of the matter until last week, when the
news came that the gentleman had sue
ceeded in evading the law and spiriting in
ten Welshmen skilled in the tin-plate bust
ness. Upon arriving at St. Louis these
workmen found Mr.. NIEDRINGHAUs' men
out on strike against a reduction OF wages,
! and instead Of going to work making tin
plate, the Welshmen joined the union and
went on strike, and there the matter
stands. The champion of protection in the
interest of American labor imports foreign
workmen only to find they will not work
for cut rates, they having higher
regard for the workingmen of
this country than the man who justifies
o law for "cinohing' American consumers
on the score that the s'cinching" builds up
American industries and protects Ameri-
can labor against the pauper labor OF
Europe. In the light of Mr.. NEEDING
HAUs' failure to coerce either Welsh or
American workinsmen may we not expect
that the protectionists will now insist upon
a law to compel men to work in the infan,
industries on such terms as the benevolent
proprietors of these establishments shall
fix!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

entail sovereigns maintain their sway by
means of their armies, and they are the
masters of their subjects. In England the
sovereign rules, but does not govern" He
says the Queen remains monarch partly
because the system of which she ls the
figure head has practical advantages which
her subjects think counterbaiance the the
oretical absurdity. But the system Will
go and go because the bauble OF
royalty is too costly. Something
of the expense of maintaining the useless
Institution is stated by Mr.. LABoUcHERE,
who says the Queens civil list is 3S5,OOo.
which in no way represents the cost OF
royalty. Among other items mentioned is
ESQ, 900 per annum to the Prince of Wales,
which is in addition to 100000 year which
he receives from the Duchy of Cornwall,
while the Princess of Wales gets 600
per annum. The younger sons OF the
| Queen have been voted incomes Of e25, 900
per annum, portion of which deVolVes
upon their wives if they survive them. The
daughters OF her majesty have each an IN
come of &c 900 per annum, and in addition
to this the Empress FREDERICK OF Germany
received sum of e1OO,0 900 on her marriage.
The Duke of Cambridge, as cousin of the
Queen, has E12000 per annum, and his two
81 sters have severally an income of $4,000
and $4,000 per annum.
The practical good sense of the English
people is getting ready to assert itself
against bearing this burden, and one of
these days an excuse will be found-per-
haps another baccarat scandal or one of his
royal highness' escapades with subjects
pretty wife-for revolt which will over
turn the British throne though we hope it
will not wreck the British nation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

A GERMAN doctor proposes the introduc-
ton of a new nourishment, in view of the
high prices of the cereals, aud the partial
failure of The potato crop. The substitute
is bananas, which may be grown in I'M
measured quantities in Germanys African
possessions. The fruit is to be cut up into
slices, dried, add made Into meal. If what
are now treated as luxuries can be made to
take the place of necessaries, it will be like
supplying the poor with cake in lieu of
bread
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

BouLANGER HAS killed himself. He was
rapidly passing out OF peoples minds.
Punishment could be no worse for man
of his temperament He could only live in
an atmosphere of disaster or apprehension.
France has not enjoyed so serene period
since the opening of the Franco German
war, and the understanding with Russia,
or rather the popular understanding of the
relations with Russia, has given the people
q sense Of unwonted security. There was
no place in all this for an alarmist like
BouLANGER. Besides, the incidents of his
private life were not such as belong to q
hero. Blowing his brains out at the grave
of his mistress may show to some that hs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

In 1888 IeNATIUs DoNNELLY advanced the
idea that about twelve years before that
the earth passed through the gaseous pro-
longation of BIELA's comet, from which
were due the fires that caused so much
destruction at that time. Perhaps the
recent hot weather and forest fires in the
east may be accounted for by the earth: S
getting tangled up in the tail of that or
some other heavenly yisitant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

The indications furnished by the United
States agricultural department through
Lieutenant Finley in San Francisco, espe-
cially for The HERALD, are:
Rain in rdllegS, snolC in mountains. Tenn
perature probably fall to freezing or bclop to-
might Slightly lUdrrner tomorrow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

AND NOW come the colored ladies of the
country, complaining that the lady man
ayers of the Chicago fair refuse to give
them an equal chance in showing their
handiwork. If this charge is true it ought
to be corrected at once. Such a discrimi-
nation does not show the right feeling.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

You've JESSE r. GRANT in a late inter
view talks very bitterly against JAMES G..
BLAINE who, with his friends, virtually
charged his father in 1880 with being a
thief and scoundrel." He says he doesn't
see how member of GRANTS family could
vote for BLAINE or favor his nomination
for that Office. This will shock FRED, who
is representative of the state department
as United States minister to Austria.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
EVERY BODY KNOWS.

That at this season the blood is filled
with impurities, the accumulation OF
months Of close confinement in poorly ven
tilated stores, workshops and tenements.
All these Impurities and every trace of
scrofula, salt rheuul, or other diseases NAV
De expelled by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
the best blood purifier ever produced. ii
Is the only medicine of which 400 doses
one dollarn is true IO2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01
DON'T FEEL WELL.

And yeI you are not sick enough to con
suit doctor, so you refrain from so doins
for fear you will alarm yourself ant
friends. We will tell you just whatyou need
1t is Hoods Sarsapsrilla which will lift yor
out OF that uncertain, uncomfortable
dangerous condition, into state OF pooc
health, confidence and cheerfulness. You've
no idea how potent tbs peculiar medicine /.
u cases Ike yours. 101
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

The HERALD suggests to It's esteemed
contemporaries the propriety of remaining
silent for day or two regarding our de-
lightful climate and the charming Indian
summer of this region. Patriotism should
prompt them to keep still.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

The PREVALENCE of forest fires in Cali
fornia, Wisconsin and Minnesota suggests
the necessity of some system of patrolling
for the protection of timber. The losses
by these fires are far greater than exist in
the popular idea.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

Mr.. BLAINE's letter on the ''honest
money" question to his partisans in Ohio
came just in time to cut him off from in
dorsement by the Colorado Republicans,
Colorado being the only state holding
Republican convention this year which has
not effusively complimented the secretary
of state
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

PAT EGAN, who shortly after he landed
in this country was appointed American
minister to Chill, is making desperate
fight for his official life--and the state de-
partment is making valiant effort to help
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

was faithful lover, but the surroundings
robbed this act Of the glamour of romance.
Could he have even died as did BALMAcEDA
the end Of his career would have been
preferable
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

The STATEMENT that Germany's cereal
crop is 1000, 100000 or more double quintals
larger this year than last, comes smultaue-
GUS with IG. DoNNELLY's latest advice to
farmers to "hold on
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

TIE ALLEGED clergyman who agreed for
S. to preach at Rockford, H., and who got
an offer of more money aud preached at
Freeport last Sunday, is denounced as a
fraud. Auction preaching has not come
into general use yet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

TIE SUFFERING in Russia is no longer
confined to the Jews. Distress is univer-
sal. The revenges of heaven, like the rain,
fall upon the just as we'll as the unjust.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

THE TEUToN1c's trip from Queenstown to
New York in two and half hours less
than six days beats the record, which has
been whitfield off considerably during this
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

SECRETARY RusK has refused to ''estab-
Esh cattle quarantine station at Blaine,
Wash" Blaine, Wash, or BLAINE, Maine,
is equally embarrassing to the admins
tration
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-10-01

Parties renoCiag from one place TO another. and
desi-inq papers changed should dscays 0iue former
OsUeH as present address
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Entered at the Postof1ce at salt Lake City
Utah, for transmission through the mails as
second-class matter.
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will confer favor by notifying US Immediately.
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" THE HERALD PUBLISHING compASY.

DIRECTORS:
r. c. CHAMBERS, President.
HEBER J. GRANT, Vice President
r. H. DYER, JOHN T. GAME,
f. A. SMITH, THOMAS MARSHALL.
J. L. RAwLINs r. w. YOUNG,
j. w. JUDD, GEO. CULLINs.
JOHN &. WINDER SIMON BAMBERGER.
HORACE G. WHITNEY,
Business Manager.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
A Fraud Bill.

The special city election will take
place about the latter part Of the month.
We consider 1t an outrage on the people.
They did not ask for 1t, neither do they
approve Of 1t, and the Infamous law was
passed without their knowledge. We
have made considerable inquiries In re-
gard to 1t, since the news Of the passage
Of the bill reached here, but we have not
found citizen who would admit know
ing anything about 1t until the bill had
passed the Legislature, and then it was
from the official journal. The RESPONSE
bility for this outrage on the rights and
liberties of the people seems to us to
rest with Representative Dafoe, but In
justice to him we quote from his state
ment In the Echo, what he has to say:
"As to the special election clause In
the bill being peculiarly scheme Of my
own, and never heard Of by anyone else in
terested in the passage Of the bill, is alb
solutely false"
We do not care to say much at present
until more light has been thrown on the
Infamous scheme, but we ask that all per-
sons who are connected with II be named,
and the part they took in the same made
public. We know the people did not
learn that q special election was to take
place until the law was passed, and we
know they do not approve Of it. AS a
fact the people knew but little Of the
charter changes. The Legislative Jour
nal tells the part taken by Mr.. Dafoe, and
let him tell the people who empowered
him to do what he did.
The laws of this city should not DO
changed until the people have been in
formed concerning them.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08

A pleasant affair took place at the Ma
sonic temple last Thursday night The
brethren had assembled there, light re-
freshments were served, and at the con-
clusion Worshipful Master Hopper arose,
and in short but well rendered speech,
presented to j. j. Fitzgerald valuable
silver tea set, in behalf Of the Masonic
fraternity of Alpena, as token OF the
respect they entertained for him. The
sergeant responded with few remarks.
Mr.. Fitzgerald has been an active men,
Der of the Masonic lodges here for sever
al years past, and will carry with him to
his new post at Fort Leavenworth, Kan
sas, the best wishes of the fraternity In
this city, and the presentation was In
tended as memorial to remind him OF
the deep friendship entertained for him
by his brethren here.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08

Dunlar's horse winning the three minute
race, and In F. B. Franks horse winning
the free for all race. The heats were hall
mile ones. The best time made was 1:24.
The races were interesting.
The base ball match was between the
Mystics and and Port Huron club. The
latter were assisted by four Alpena citi-
Gems. The score was % to 10 In favor OF
the Mystics.
The heavy rain of the proceeding day
had disposed OF most Of the danger usu-
ally expected and dreaded by property
owners from the use OF fire crackers by
boys.
In the evening there was fine display
OF fireworks from stand set up In front
of engine house No. /. This display had
been got by Chas. Golling, Frank Hoff-
man and other citizens, and for which
they deserve thanks. 1t was witnessed
by large assemblage OF citizens.
The day passed off without accident or
disturbance, and altogether II was O
pleasant day Of rest and enjoyment.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
Export Business.

During the week past % steamers and
vessels cleared from this port with car
goes Of forest products. The number OF
cargoes and the amount sent to various
ports is as follows:
To Cleveland, o., seven cargoes, con-
tanning 100000 feet OF lumber; to To-
ledo, o., six cargoes, containing 1 1865, 600
feet Of lumber; to Tonawanda, N. Y,
three cargoes containing 100 900 feet OF
lumber and 5000 shingles; to Buffalo,
N. Y, three cargoes, containing / ,065, 900
feet Of lumber to Detroit, Mich, two
cargoes, containing $4,000 feet OF lum-
Der; to Chicago, ILL.,, four cargoes, con-
tanning 5000 feet OF lumber, and so, 900
railway ties; to Michigan City, Ind,
600, 900 feet Of lumber; to Sandusky, O.,
8O0,0 900 lath and 200, 900 shingles; to Port
Clinton, o., $4,000 feet Of lumber and
$50, 900 lath.
Total shipments for the week were as
follows Lumber, 100000 feet lath,
$50, 900; shingles, 500, 600; cedar railway
ties, $4,000.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
Real Estate Sales.

The following is list Of real estate
sales recorded during the past week, fur.
nished at the abstract Office OF O'Brien
& Sleator
Robert Napier to Chas. b. Greedy and
j. M. Gillord, $3.50, Of 10, 81, 8,
Alpena township.
Valentine st. Onge to George Fourier
$140, n lot 6, block so, Minor street.
A. B. deChampagne to Katie Scott,
S1.700. lot /, block 8, Potter's addition,
Third street.
Eliza E. Robinson TO Henry Parker,
$420 lot II, block II, Tuttle's addition,
Eighth street.
Frank Rouleau to John Martel, $3.50,
part lot l, block 8S, Fletcher's addition,
Commercial street.
John Martel to Victor Laurie, $500,
same as next above.
O'Brien d Sleator to John Martel, same
as second above, 81.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08

The A. o. U. w. has recently purchas.
ed banner that is not excelled by any In
the city 1t was made by Mrs. Hermen'
au, OF Detroit, and all the Towering and
letter work and designs are hand work.
In s,ze the flag is 5x7 feet. On one side
are the stars and stripes. On the other
side, on the top, are the words, "Pine
Forest Lodge No. a." In the center lie
the anchor and shield with the letters A.
o. U. w.. At the bottom are the words,
"Alpena, Mich, 1888" Wreaths are al
so embroidered on the banner. The cost
is 1926.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
July Fourth.

The Fourth passed quietly yet pleas
antly at this city. A light rain in the
forenoon threatened to make the day a
disagrceable one, but by afternoon the
rain clouds passed and the weather be-
came pleasant and agreeable. No attempt
was made at public celebration, but suf-
flcient amusements were arranged so that
the citizens could enjoy themselves. -
Some went to Long Lake, some went sail.
ing on the bay, large numbers gathered
at the German Aid Society hall and at
Riverside park, and very large crowd
collected at the fair grounds. At the lat
ter place there were races and base ball
match. The races resulted In Crissmans
horse winning the pacing race; In DR..
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
The Scotch Concert 20.

One Of the most enjoyable entertain
ments Of the season was given at the OPP
era House on the night Of the Fourth,
and was witnessed by very large audi
ence. The various parts were so well
rendered that encores were numerous.
The jugglery work Of E. A. Westrope was
especially good. The program comprised
bag pipe selections by Prof. Beaton, Scot
tish songs by r. S. Rankin, dances by
Daisy and Jessie Cunningham, Aggie
Rankin and Jas. Rankin, whistling solos
by S. McDougald, crayon portrait work
by w. r. Maiden. The whistling solo by
s. McDougal was fine, while the dances,
songs and crayon work were exceedingly
commendable.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-07-08
0fficers-Alpena Brewing Company.

The following officers of the Alpena
Brewing Co. were elected last Wednes'
day:
President-J. J. Murphy
Treasurer-John Beck.
Secretary-A. f. Lehndorff.
Directors-H. r. Gordon, a. c. Nc
Donald, John Beck, Otto Gjorud, p. Dew
eraux and A. +. Lehndorff.
The company was organized recently
and owns the Beck brewery and bottling
works. The plant is large one and first
class in every respect. The capital stock
Of the company Is 100000. The mana
ger is A. F. Lehndorff.