New-York tribune., 1891-05-15

n. ground IN tho old tavern where he had had many
late suppers to see II the proprietor was sun awe ana
IN take look at the room where he had toasted every
one and everything connected with his college and his
Glass "Halloa Mr. X--," said the old inn-keeper'
Pm glad TO see you, for owe you S6' "owe me
ss ~ sald the graduate In astonshment ~ shouldn't
have been surprised II had owed YOU out don se
how Won can owe me. Certainly such condition o,
Affairs never existed when was in college The old
man took out his ledger There you arc arc, @ ~ 'tS st
,Ies Yor account and you overpaid Co. There It
Is 10 your credit There was only one thing ioI
college man to do in his old meetingpace anu hnr tns
Was nrompty done-a debt washed out Just as otherS
had been washed in, II one may say H.
people in Broadway enjoyed joke on man VINO
was distributing samples" the other day. lie weh'
into every store on his side OF the street, leaving ee
n small piece Of tobacco to be sampled AS tiie uis
burser entered one store a seedylookng man went III
10 the one Immediately behind this one, ana wine INC
man who was giving away the tobacco canie ior GOV"
fine with one less piece, he who followed MN '"no
ont with his store increased by one Oh the sahp~s
good deal of quiet laughing was G e'e dsv AZ os S over the
OK The agent No doubt when the & Say W. % had faith
dispenser OF tobacco felt satisfied that ne & ha1 tnt
fully served his employers There nbacco nC enough to
last him for many dayS
An interesting and touching explanation is that Oh
.s scboolbov in the Annexed District the other day
concerning the golden rod. He accounted 1or tae
overrbclming vote In favor Of golden rod Is te S.
flower by saying that all members 9i , t cbastise
fond Of the only rod they knew when did noo cnas''
.Now s,,d n b,sness man 10 a companion, there
b one of those Internal sids before us blocking 'ne
sidewalk That's against the law @ul' "' VI
course IL is Well, don't climb over H. Oruci "O'
trrckmen to take it down. Tell them that II 'neS
refuse Won will have them arrested 1Or Voi"''ns "
city ordinance" "Exactly,' was the answer e"o
trckmen would throw you into the street ana NeT w
York policeman would come along CLUB you Id II ~, W.
death arrest You and in police court you m S,h nv
ned Si for mcet them S Thus does the NewYork
man solve the problem OF good government
u,t ron want to make money and at the same
time enjoy your work. said man, "ral'e ~ses'
when moved into the country built conservatory
20 croDv roses for I am very fond OF them. FROM
time 10 time I built additions to my hothouses anu
in time found that was raising more roses than l
knew what 10 do with So began TO sell 'heni'
learned that there good winter ueifinu w
tbor, IN tart a very strong demand. was aoe 10
a,,oond nrces which seemed marvellous Now
MAKE large winter shipments regularly. anu \ Hao oo
paid for my lighthouses and All Is lgo0 u nv flower
tLem many times over and what cail Iy nV'A
hank account has reached very respectaDie si|e'
John L. Sullivan the notorious prize lighter WHO IS
now exhibiting himself on stages, says tat ne VIII
rot "plavs in England. The Enghsh ah n'
GOOD he Saws and he amt gon' TO have nothne 10
dn wi
-, or,v acon,re some such opinion of the American
people ard then 60 of TO- some other them cS HmesaS %
refuse to anything to 90 WI wltn ~ v cb FOR Which
peope in the United states would nave ucu Ior i''
| TO be thankful.
.1, +, verv gratifying to u.s. said Naval ohcer'
IN see how eager people are to have tle oiSrIe'o
,,-oon dovrn Hpon the Itata and arrest her. IL III
dicatos TO us that every one Is Interested III tne %
Navy and IS anxious to have practcai 'eSV VI i'o
rorits II is q fine thing to feel that we now nave
reors which are able to overhaul vessel WHICH Is
deserving OF punishment. We are at heart jealous VI
ou, honor indifferent as we seem when we are not not
brought id ho % God Navy for just such affairs as
this even II for no other ~ my pnIo opnIo and what
| Navy is growing In favor Will ""i p''f'0'
NAV we not hope forF
oro bears so much about the insolence of railroad
borinates in these days that the writer oegs 10 W
o,cnsed for telling Of q little act OF courtesy "i0 W
saw recently. IN the waitingroom Oh Vne s'aUon "
a hig railroad sat a woman loaded down Win DuiioeS'
| A man tn a blue uniform came hurTying through the
room lust as the crowd started toward inc sa'e''
bostv glance showed him the woman gathernSS S & tb
many He turned took them in his own arms ana ana
scorted her 10 the car Finding seat Ioe @ ner i 'o
arrinsie sr when he swung off the car steps he wen1
down tho platform at trot' ,raLemon aLsT nuns
| not likely always to remain piahenl"i''
| hat
honest woman of common-sense." Then he tod uhs
| tor, He met one evening young woman VINO
| 80 an interest in prints. Ho has couecuoh Va
which he Is a little proud, and he toId her aOo"' ~
She herced him to come around "any a'crhoo"'
s q bnsy man and does not have many aiIcrhooii' W
| himsolf but when lie got ono he took some vi MS
Ite and went 10 make his CALL expecting pieasalU
balfhour,s talk and promising himself that he "ouia
, tho rlnts for her TO look over when he reacheu
~ h6rso where he was to call, the young woman sain
to him frankly 1T very good OF you 10 come a'u
huro +be nrints but we Just going In 10 dlnher'
| Now. we never dine until three hourS N''ei
| thor this Int to-day are going away
h,' s ~ orc going 70 eat a hasty dinner and run away.
| - .ho man did not have his chat. But" ne salu'
600 women out of 900 would have never haa o ,ne me
honesty to tell me that Ihey d,ner MU and having a
naSache on the train which would make them hate tne
caller 1t shoud be added for for @ Ia0se ne Mo the man
how the affair out that the next une br Sc aSd
called dinner was served at the regular nor, e, nd
that by this time the young woman MAJ n nso oSs S anu
| "talhed over" all the prints WHICH tle ii'~i 0""'
aIet me light the match he said. a. pride mysef
.ha+ can Iightia match every time In gale Of wind
| onIv n frolcsome wind was coming gayV down u"e
| street but the match went out. "Glve me announcer,
he s,id and that went out. "Well! ne elacuia%seu' %
| tbai,s tunnv Never did such a thing before IN my
life Give me another and the third one went onu,
aOne more" he said aDgy. But the third was the
last that either OF them had one s~oc ier0couSV
ayou have a pretty good load on,' said the man
who stood on the front platform OF crowded surace
Gov ayes answered the driver, I" I had slight Jag
on when I started there is slang in every busi-
moss for the driver had intention of saying that he
had been drinking. You may not know, however that
| when a car is heavily loaded and is only few feet
ahead Of the following car, there Is war between two
conductors When two cars are close together, people
-. on tanning themselves into the first This
Is called in surface parlancc, Laying back for
and the conductor OF the rear car gets hopping
d savage driver once said 10 the writer: That
teiIer there Is laying back and getting all our passe-
| -, - WHY shoud he IN was asked. why I" he
sen Tn knock down fares. You can knock down
easy enough when your car is chock full Most con:
Sy Snc,ors however declare that they do not =" lay
t because they are sure TO lose time, and no ex-
cSs s accepted by the company for being behind time.
sTTT eTcry man Is honest when he gives himself q