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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-12-04
John \. Edwards

of Adams, N. Y, makes the following
sworn statement: Kenyon IL Thomas:
This is to certify what l know your
wonderful medicine, DIR. Hale's House
hold Ointment, will do in cases of pneu-
monia. Last winter my mother, who
with pneumonia. Both lungs Were
badly involved. The attending physi-
clan said she would die. AS last resort
we commenced using your DR.. Hale's
and thoroughly to the chest, keeping
lungs covered with hot flannels. She
soon began to improve and i'll twelve
hours the crisis was past and she was
out of danger and is alive and well to-
day. Your great remedy saved her
life. JOHN s. EDWARDS.
Sworn and subscribed before me,
WIN. H. TAYLoY, Notary Public.
For sale at Rains IL Sons drug store.
(2I novelty.
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Carter's Creek.

EDITOR HERALD:-This weather is al
most too cold even to write a letter to the
ever interesting HERALD. So if we fail
to be interesting you can accept that as
our excuse.
Hog killing seems to be the prevail
ing occupation of the most of our neigh
bOrs this week. Messrs. Simmons, Ter
rill, Hunter, Nichol and DIR. Hill are
going into the packing business here
quite extensively. They will kill and
pack one hundred next Wednesday.
Mr.. VIM. Murphy recently lost two
good work horses. He did not know
the cause of their death. One died very
suddenly.
Mr.. Joe Terrill has two very sick chill
dren.
Mrs. Holly Hughes has been sick at
the home of her father Mr.. w. j. Jones
Death has again visited our communi-
ty. Nov. 24th Mrs. Robt. Mckee was
taken from a loving husband and chill
by Elder VIM. Anderson, at Beech
Grove Church.
Elder Granville Lipscomb preached at
Beech Grove last Lords Day, and al
Lasting Hope that night. His two lOye-
Iy daughters, accompanied him out
from Nashville and were the guests of
the entertaining Misses. Foster while
here. r.-se.7...f
Master Charley Terriil came out from
Prof. WoOlwines school to spend his
4OtHlAys Win HIS oBO0 StoAOAOShOA
Mrs. DIR. Terrill.
!. Mrs. w. J. Jones enjoyed q pleasant
visit from her aged parents recently
Mr. and Mrs. Evans, of Williamson
County.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Polk visited their
niece Mrs. Addie Mccoy, the first al
this week, who recently arrived from
Abilene, Texas, to spend the winter
with her mother Mrs. o. p. Kinnard, al
Neapolis. sr-
Mr. and Mrs. E. j. Davis spent Satur-
day and Sunday with Mrs. DIS. parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Allen, near your city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Davis entertained a few
relatives Thanksgiving. The dinner
was most palatable indeed and the day
passed pleasantly to, all present. Mr..
Jack Allen and his accomplished daugh.
ter Miss Lillian, were present. Miss
Allen added much to the enjOyments
by her performances on the piano.
Mr.. Jas. Journey has a new clerk is
raising him one by the way-but several
years will b. likely to co ne and GO
before he will be of much service in the
store, RIPPLING WAVES.
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SDriug Hill.
RELIGIOUS NOTES.

RhLI1IUUb
Spring Hill was favored with q visit
from Rev. e. Il. Hendricks Theologi-
cal student at Lebanon, Tennessee, on
last Sunday, through the courtesy of
Rev. G. E. Sullivan, pastor of the Pres
byterian Church. He occupied the
pulpit, at III O'Clock A. NJ. and p. M.
giving his audience very excellent SER
mel truth. In the forenoon his dis :
course was founded on the following
text. GSirs, we would see Jesus, and he
brought him to Jesus" p. NJ. on Ono.
1926 "and have declared unto them
love where-vfith thou has loved me
,os0 he in them, and I in Them" We
were ali delighted with the efforts OF
the Young minister. 49,,
on Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock at
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Church Sery1ees.

5 Services at the Main street G. p.
Church every Sabbath at III A. NJ. and
7:30 P. NJ. Sabbath-school at g:S0 A. NJ.
Prayer Meeting every "Wednesday
evening at 1880. Rev. c. b. Sanders,
Pastor.
Services at st. Peters church at IL
O'Clock A. NJ. and 80 o'clock P. NJ every
Sunday. Every saints day at IL
O'Clock A. NJ. Holy communion every
Sunday morning at o'clock. First
Sunday in each month communion at
IL o'clock, morning prayer at O'Clock.
Evening prayer every Friday at 7:3O P.
NJ. Rev. K. K. Metcalfe, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:30 A. NJ.
Services and Sunday-school at AID
vent Chapel, South Columbia, every
Sunday afternoon at O'Clock. Rev. r.
E. Metcalfe, pastor.
Services at the FIRST Presbyterian
church every Sunday at lfo'clock A., M.
and O'Clock P. NJ. Sunday-school at
$50 A. M. Prayer-Ineeting "Wednesday
Services at the Christian Church
every Lords day. Sunday-sehool at
9:30 A. NJ. Communion services at III A.
NJ. Prayer-meeting Thursday night at
Services at South Columbia, NJ. E.
Church every Sunday at IL A. NJ. and z
P. M. Sunday-school at $3.50 O'Clock A. NJ.
and prayer-meeting every Friday night
at Z O'Clock. Rev. J. Rush Goodloe,
pastor.
Methodist Church: Preaching every
Sunday at IL A. NJ. and P. NJ. Prayer
meeting Wednesday P. NJ. Sunday
school at $3.50 A. M. Rev. L. j. Duncan,
pastor.
Services at the Baptist church every
Sunday at IL o'clock A. NJ. and O'Clock
P. NJ. Sunday-school at $3.50 O'Clock.
Prayer meeting at z O'Clock every We'd
nesday night. Rev. r. B. Mahoney,
pastor.
Services at the Cumberland Presbyte-
rian Church every Sunday at IL A. M,
| Sunday-school at 9:30 A. M; Young Peo-
ple's Society of Christian Endeavor,
| Sunday evening at 4:15 P. M, and prayer
meeting Wednesday evening at P. M.
! Rev. J. ID. Gold, Pastor.
A chronic kicker is bad enough, but a
continual scratcher is worse. Better
! initiate a mule than hen. Hunts
Cure will do up the worst case OF itch
known. Price so cents.
aug7-6m I'm.
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Diplomacy.


"Papa," remarked a Third Street
small boy at supper one evening re-
Gently, 1 saw JOHNNY Baker with whole
silver dollar to-day"
s.Where did he get it?' inquired the
father.
"Why, papa, he said his papa gave it
to him. Don't you think that was big
lot of money for a little boy to have"
"AItogether too much, think"
"That's just what l told him, papa,
but he said it suited him pretty well,
and he was going to get another one
next week."
The boy waited minute for pater-
nal response, but it didn't come.
81 say, papa" he continued, "do you
think ten cents is too much for a boy to
have?"
"Why. no. that would be reasonable
enough"
"That's what told John, papa, and
he asked me why 1 didn't have 1t then,
ana told him L would ask you about
it and see."
The father responded this time by
forking over the dime.-Detroit Free
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A Souvenir ThimbIe Free.

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Snnnimnn Cases.

S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis,
was troubled with neralgia and rheu-
matism, his stomach was disOrdered,
his liver was effected to an alarming
degree, APPETITE fell away, and he was
terribly reduced in flesh and strength.
Three bottles of Electric Bitter cured
him. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg,
burg, ILL.,, had running sore on his
leg of eight years standing. Used 3
bottlos of Electric Bitters and seven
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and
his leg is sound and we'll. John Speak
er. Catawba, O., had five large fever
sores on his leg, doctors said he was
incurable. One bottle Electric Bit
ters and one box Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured him entirely. Sold by w.
p, Woodbridge & Co., druggists.
ma22 Nv l3l
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Piles, PIles,l Itching Pllesl

Symtoms: Moisture; intense itching
and singing; most at night; worse by
scratching. If allowed to continue tu-
mors form, which often bleed and uIce-
rate, becoming very sore. Swayne's
Ointment stops the Itching and bleed
ing. heals liberation, and In most cases
removes the tumors. At druggists or
bv mail, for so cents. DIR. Swayne q Son,
Philadelphia octS em.
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A Husbands Mistake.

Husbands too often permit wives,
and parents their children, to suffer
from headache, dizziness, neuralgia,
sleeplessness, fits, nervousness, when
by the use of DIR. Miles, Restorative
Nervine such serious results could
easily be prevented. Druggists every
where say it gives universal satisfac-
ton, and has an immense sale.
Woodwork & Co., of Fort Wayne,
Ind; Snow & Co, of Syracuse, N.
Y; j. G. Wolf, Hillsdale, Mich. and
hundreds of others say "it is the
greatest seller they ever knew" 1t
contains no opiates. Trial bottles
and fine book on Nervous Diseases,
free at Rains & Son. junel9- 1y.
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man who has practiced medicine for
40 years, ought to know salt from sugar I;

A man who has practiced medicine for
40 years, ought to know salt from sugar (;
read what he says:
TOLEDO, o., Jan. 10, 1887.
Messrs. f. j.. Cheney e Co.; Gentle
men:-I have been in the general prac-
tice of medicine for most 40 years, and
would say that in all my practice and
experience have never seen a prepare
ton that could prescribe with as much
confidence of success as l can Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you.
Have prescribed it great many times
and it's effects are wonderful, and would
say in conclusion thatI have yet to find
case of Catarrh that it would not
cure, if they would take it according to
directions. Yours truly,
l., L. GORSUCH, NJ, D.,
Office, 2l5, Summit st.
We will give 800 for any case of Ca
tarrh that can not be cured with HalPs
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
F. j. CHENEY IL CO., Props,
Sold by Druggists, 75c. Toledo, Obi
Oct23-lY-lm.
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RnhnnfiOnS-

Persistent putting has filled many
sale.
It's wise dog that will chase only
the neighbOrs' cats.
In this world the elect are very lnfre-
quently elected.
The wires of opportunity transmit few
repeated messages.
A man of means, in extreme cases,
means a mean man.
One doesn't need to get skate on to
glide on a banana peel.-New York
81 erald.
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Is torpid and sluggish, you cannot do
business successfully. Everything
goes wrong. You don't feel well. Get
your liver in good working order by US
ing DIR. HaIe's Household Tea, the
great blood purifier and nerve tonic. 1t
has no equal as q health restOrer. For
sale at Rains IL Sons drug store.
On novelty.
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DIR. Hale,s Household Ointment

Is the finest remedy in the world. II
absolutely cures catarrh. It cures
neuralgia and rhumatism. Cures piles
like magic. Cures salt rheum in the
most soothing manner. Cures In
famed and granulated eyelids. Cures
coughs and colds. Can be taken in
ternaIly. A positive specific for pneu-
monia, cuts, bruises, burns, chilblains,
sores of long standing, corns and bun
ions are cured quickly; different from
all else; superior to all else; it has no
equal; 25 and SOC. boxes. Large size
cheapest. Sold at Rains & Sons drug
store. nOVZI ~.
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Miles, Nerve and Liver Pills

Act on new principle-regulat-
ing the liver, stomach and bowels
through the 9aerUeS. A new discovery.
DIR. Miles Pills speedily cure bill
iousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles,
constipation. UDequaled for men,
women, children. Smallest, mildest,
surest! SO doses % cts. Samples free
at Rains & Sons. june19 1y
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The Secret of Success.

Rains g. Son druggists, believe that
the secret of success is perseverance.
Therefore they persist in keeping the
finest line of perfumeries, toilet arti-
cles, cosmetics, drugs and chemicals
IN the market. They especially in
wife all persons who have palpitation,
short breath, weak or hungry spells,
pain in side or shoulder, oppression,
night mare, dry cough, smOthering,
drOpsy or heart disease to try DIR.
Miles unequaled New Heat Cure,
before it is too late. 1t has the larg-
est sale of any similar remedy. Fine
book of testimonials free. DR.. Miles
Restorative Nervine is unsurpassed
for sleeplessness, headache, fits, ETC.,
and it contains no opiates.
Isl iune19-ly.
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the Methodist Church, Miss Kate Har-
Ian, recently of Japan, was with us and
delivered lecture, which every one
was so pleased with. An unusually
large crowd was in attendance. The
present, did not come, but will be here
the third Sunday in December.
Rev. r. j. Craig conducted services
in the morning at the M. Z. Church.
Morning and evening services were
held at Grace Chapel on last Sunday by
Rev. Chas. NJ. Gray.
Thank sgiving services were held at
Grace Chapel. The music was very
much enjoyed, as the excellent dis
The Institution of the Lords supper
will be observed at the M. E. Church
next Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. F. Geers have re-
turned from q most pleasant trip to
Buffalo, N. Y Mr.. Geers and his fami-
| ly expect to go in February TO Buffalo
to live. They will be greatly missed
| from our town and every one Will re-
| greet to learn of their intention OF leav-
ing.
ing holiday with her parents near mere
Mrs. Jane Caskey, who has been with
relatives in Nashville for the past two
| weeks, is now at her home.
Mrs. Shepherd, of Columbia, is IN
/ town..
Mr.. Frank A. Sullivan spent a part
of last week in Nashville and Ruther-
ford county, as Thursday and Friday
were given for Thanksgiving holiday
Miss Lucy Guthrie and one OF her
young lady friends of Franklin college,
were here this week.
Mr.. G.. X. Wade was out from Nash
vile several days last week.
Miss Ethel Purvis spent ThanksgiV-
ing holiday in Columbia.
/ Miss Mary O. Rnbarta. Of Column Dia,
visited BeechcrOft this week.
Mrs. Robt. Moore and Mrs. Lewis
Green, OF Brentwood, are with relatives
/ in this place.
Miss Minnie Thompson has returned
from visit to Nashville and Columbia
Mrs. Walter Steward and little son
Rogers, after spending a few days here
have returned to Columbia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Jones and two
children have returned from visit OF
two weeks to- Hillsboro.
Mrs. Mamie Jones, of Carriers Creek,
was here the first of the week.
Miss Maggie Orn1an left last week Tor
Selma and DemopOlis, Ala, to spend
sometime. t
| MARRIAGES..
Mr.. James Pope and Miss Ninah
Chisholm, of this place, were united IN
marriage on last Wednesday at 2 P. M
at the residence of DIR. L. c.. Chisholm
Elder Cayce of Franklin, ofhciated.
Rev. r. j. Craig went to Shawtown
last Sunday afternoon to marry MI
John A. Campbell and Miss Leila Beth
4 uran, both of Williamson county.
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LEMON ELIXIR.

Pleasant, Elegant, Reliable.
For bihousness and constipation, take
Lemon Elixir. @ 49,
For fevers, chflls and malaria, take
Lemon Elixir. fsE-lss-5 it-ztl
For sleeplessness, nervousness and
palpitation of the heart, take Lemon
Elixir. 70 s..----...
For,indigestion and foul stomach, take
Lemon Elixir.
For all sick and nervous headaches,
take Lemon Elixir. -
Ladies', for natural and thorough or
ganic regulation, take Lemon Elixir.
DIR. .MOzley'sLemon Elixir will not
fail you in any of the above named dis
esses, all of which arise from torpid OF
diseased liver, stomach, kidneys or
bowels. Prepared only by DIR. III. MOI
ley, Atlanta, Ga. soc. and 81 per bottle,
at druggists.
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CHRISTMAS Leslie's.

The Christmas number of Frank
Leslie's Weekly is simply superb. 1t
is even better than last years, and
that is saying great deal Its cover
reminds one strongly of English pub
locations, but its pages are filed with
the best of American art and letter
press Its double page represents the
crusade of the children il the thir-
teenth century, when over 800 600 of
these little people lost their lives in
attempting to recover the holy
sepulchre at jerusalem. Among 9TH
err delightful pages are GA Slippery
Day in Boston" aud the exquisite re-
productio is of the work of some of
Americas best amateur photograph
ers. For sale by all newsdealers
Price, IS cents.
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SHADES the FinaI TrumDs,

"What are trumps in the game of life?'
asked of all the busy strife.
"Hearts," said the maiden, shy and
sweet,
With happy eyes and blushing fleet.
The society belle smiled scornfully:
"Hearts for you, but diamonds for me. "
world,
Drifting down stream with his sails all
furled.
The grave-digger laughed as he piled
his trade:
"Spades are the final trumps," he said.
baltimore American.
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Bucklen's Arnica SaIVe.
. -. - khA nyArI6 for

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheuln,
Fever Sores, letter Chapped Hands,
ChilblaIns, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by w.
P WOLDRIDGE 81 Co. ma22rly.
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English SPAWN Eminent removes
all hard, soft or calloused Jumps and
blemishes from horses, blood SPAWN,
curbs, splints, ring bone, sweeney,
stiles, sprsins, sore and swollen
throat, coughs, etc. Save $50 by use
of one bottle. Warranted the most
wonderful blemish cure ever known.
Sold by Rains & Son. apTil17 1y
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Now Try This.

It will cost you nothing and will
surely do you good, If you have q
Cough. Cold, or any trouble with
Throat. Chest or Lungs. DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds is guaranteed to
give relief, or money will be paid
back. Sufferers from La Grippe
found it just the thing and under its
use had a speedy and perfect recovery.
Try a sample bottle at our expense
and learu for yourself just how good
a thing it is. Trial bottle free at w.
P. Woodbridge 81 Co.'S Drug Store.
Large size soc. and $1.OO
f3l may % 1y
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Its Excellent Qualities

Commend to public approval the Cali
fornia liquid fruit remedy Syrup OF
the taste and by gently acting on the
kidneys, liver and bowels, it cleanses
the system effecJIally, thereby promot-
ing the health and comfort of all who
n
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Notice to CORRESPONDENTS,

Any of our correspondents over the
county who have any important
news to SEND US after they have writ
ten their letters, will please commu-
nicate with us by going to their near
est telephone. Our telephone IL
No. 10. nOv14-tf.
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COUNTY cuLLINGs.
cuIIed by Our Correspondents
80 HINTS to Correspondents.

Go Hints to Correspondents.
Write on only one side of the paper.
Do not refer to people by their initials.
Be brief; do not abbreviate any words.
Write legibly, especially all proper
names.
Get news, the whole news and moth
ing but the news ea9
DO not write an item that will be un-
derstood by only few of our readers.
Always sign your name, not neces-
sarily for publication, but tor the pro-
lection of the publisher.
Persons going to or from neighbor-
hood just for one day, is not of suf11-
cient interest to mention.
Mail your letters so as to reach this
office not later than Tuesday night.
Never write to fill up; when you have
given the news, stop.
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CHOW delicious is the winning
Ola kiss, at loves beginning,"-

sings the poet, aud his sentiment is true
with one possible exception. IF either
loses its sweetness. DR.. Sage's CRtarrh
Remedy is a sure cure for this repulsive
and distressing affiiction.s By its mild,
soothing, antiseptic, cleansing and
healing properties, it, cures the worst
cases. $500 reward offered for an incur
able case.
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1lnficnra Remeaiies

Are in truth the greatest skin cures, blood
purifiers and humor remedies of modern
times. Sold everywhere. Price, CUTIcURA,
soc; Soap, %; ResolVent, 81. Prepared by the
Potter Drug And Chemical Corporation,
Boston.
VSend for "How to Cure Skin Dis
cases. of "a pages, 80 illustrations, and 100
testimonials.
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HnIe's Household Cough Cure

DIR. HaIe's Household Cough Cure
Is purely vegetable remedy prepared
from rare medicinal plants, perfect
remedy for coughs, colds, hoarseness,
loss of voice, whOOping cough, bronchi-
It's, the first stages of consumption, al
laws all soreness of the lungs and chest,
and gives perfect satisfaction. 1t is the
greatest medicine of the age to strength
en- the lung tissue. % and 80 cents, per
bottle at Rains Il Sons drug store.
~ novelty.
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81 think she is two-faced crea-
ture," said one of the girls indignant
Nv. 'tOh, no." returned Miss Cordial ;
'tIf she had two faces she would new
er use this Oh e."-W Star.
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Wealth is supposed to give ease, but
what if the possessOf happens to have
chilIs? Why, he should simply ex-
change so or 20 cents of his wealth for a
bottle of Cheatham's Tasteless Chill
Tonic and his ease would be retored.
1t always cures chllls. Guaranteed.
anO7 Rm I'm
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-12-04

PATIENT know, now, why Shake
sheare wanted physic thrown to the
dogs.
Doctor-Why?
Patient-In order to sick 'em-
Puck
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Pupil lin class in punctuation, read
ing)-"I saw Alice charming girl"
Peacher-"Well, what would you
do?" Pupil-"Make a dash after
AIice.D Teacher-"Right i"-Puck.
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EtheI-Why are you so abashed in
the presence of Mr.. Plumb?
Maud talked with him over the
telephone the other night en- desha-
biiIe.-New York Herald.
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He-Darling, you remind me of my
bank account.
She (nestIing up to HIM Why, be-
cause You think so much of me?
He-No; because you are so petite.
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Health is Wealth |!

TIRE. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRA N
IL TIRE ATMENT, a guaranteed specific
for Hysteria, Dizziness, Commissions, Fits,
Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous
Prostitution caused by the use of salcohOl or
tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental Depression,
of the Brain resulting in insanity
and leading to misery, decay and death, Pre-
mature Old Age, Earrenness, Loss OF Power
in either sex, INVOLUNTARY Losses and Sper-
caused by OYer-eXertlon OF the
brain, self-abuse, or observation-disclosures. Each
box contains one months treatment. $l.OO
box, or six boxes for $500, sent by mail, pre-
paid, on ceipt of price.
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Marie-He broke her heart-the
wretch!
Celeste-Did he jilt her?
Marie-No; he insisted on her keep
ing her engagement when she had a
better Offer.-Life.