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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-14
LEGAL NOTICES.

NOTICE TO HEIRS AND NEXT OF KIN.
~ EoRGIA, MtscoGEE CouSTY.--To all per-
W sons interested as next OF kin OF HAIR
RET MYRICK, deceased. You are hereby
notified that HARRIET MYRICK, colored,
(who formerly lived In the city Of Savan-
nah, Georgia. and was then known as
Harriet Carter,) died intestate in the
city OF Columbus, Ga, on Oct. g. 1886. leaving
an estate amounting in value to four hundred
aud forty-oue dollars and sixty-six cents
lS441 66), and that for the want Of any known
heirs or next of kin Of said HARRIET
MYRICK. proceedings are now pending in The
Court of Ordinary Of Muscogee county, Geor-
gia, 10 escheat said estate.
WRIGHT Fl. HOWARD,
Admir- of estate of Harriet Myrick, decd.
COLUMBUS GA. Sept. 2. 1890
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FLEECED By AN INDIAN.

Beecham's Pills cure sick headache. =
y
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FIIndlcates traos. rTucass and hundredth 6
c. s. GoRdAs, Observer Signal Corps.
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No harm ever done by the use Of simmons
Liver Regnlator---1d
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Artists Materials, all kinds, at M. T. Tay-
lor's 1856 York street. I'D.
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Z CENTS gets the Sunday ssue OF the MoRS-
ID mo NEWS. BE sure and read Il. For sale
at MULLRYNE'S DRUG STORE. West Broad
and Wadburg streets.
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TNNGLISH TOOTH BRUSHES, 20c Every
~ Brush warranted. LIVINGSToN'S PHAIi-
MACY
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TH0SE baby carriages are beauties
i prices sell them. Bring your baby on and
wen do the rest" THE A. J. MILLER COM.
PANY.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

NEW TELEPHONE STATION, bs4.
~ SAVANNA DINING ROOMS AND RES
TAUANT, 80 Broughton street.
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BOARDING.
LOST.

LNIRsT-CLASs BOARD can be had &C 10 Ha-
Il bersham street. with or without rooms.
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WANTED, every housekeeper TO try CRAIG'S
w Bread and Rolls; unequaled In quality;
delivered by wagon. % East Broad street.
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ID EF0RE you buy or sell property consult
ID ROBERT II. fATEM, Real Estate Dealer
and Auctioneer
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HELP WANTED.

NURSE WANTED-Apply Friday or satur
~ day morning between and II o'clock.
l78 Bolton street.
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MTsCELLANEoUs WANTS.

WTANTED--Ladies and gentlemen TO know
w that we make old clothes new; we clean,
dye and repair the most delicate shades and
fabrics; no ripping required; we pay express
age both ways; write particulars and price
lists; mention this paper. McEWEN'S STEAM
DYE WORKS AND CLEANING ESTABLISH
MENT. Nashville. Tenn.
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WE HAVE the sole agency for Scbuyikili
w Malt Whisky. Its superiority gained 10
q national reputation M. LAWNS ESTATE.
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WANTED. The public 70 give our standard
w brands Of 81. SO, 81, IS and IS 80 Rye Whis-
kies. and other liquors a fair trial. TO be con-
WINGED Of their superiority M.LAVIN'S ESTATE.
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I ARGEST cheapest end best meals at sA-
IL vANNAH DINING ROOMS AND RES
TAURANT, so Broughton street.
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Il sunday MoRxIEd NEWS. For sale. at
YoNGE'6 DRUG STORE, Whitaker and Duffy
streeta.
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r INSURANCE, protect your property against
i fire, storms and cyclones. SEQ advertise-
ment JOHN N. JOHNSON & 90.
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EMPLOYMENT WANTED.

7 ADY stenoRrapher and Typewriter desires
IL position; best OF references furnished
Address A., this office.
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ENGG PHoSPHATES. MIX Julep. Milk Shakes.
II Orange la Mode Pineapple Bon Bon,
Orange Phosphate. Pineapple Gem aud lee
Cream Soda. Try them and you win be pleased,
Only at LlvINGSTON'S PHARMACY, Bull and
Sta q
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WANTED, contractors TO get special prices
w on White Pine Doors. Sash, Blinds Mould
ings. Lime. Plaster. Hair, Cement. Sewer Pipe
and Builders Hardware from ANDREW HAM
LEY.
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TNHE SUNDAY MORNING NEWS is on sale
l. at JoHNsON's DRUG STORE, New Housi
ton and Drayton.
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~ IvEN AWAY, one HANDSOME almost life
N sire picture with each dozen Cabinet Photo
graphs Call and see samples LAUNEY &
GOEBEIi, Savannah, Ga.
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Nine Rules for Bathers.

Avoid bathing within two hours after a
meal.
Avoid bathing when exhausted by IA
hgue or any other cause.
Avoid bathing when the body is cool
ing after perspiration.
Avoid bathing altogether in the open
air if after having been short time in
the water it causes sense of chilliness
and numbneSs of the hands and feet.
Bathe when the body is warm, provided
no time is lost in getting into the water.
Avoid chilling the body by sitting or
standing undressed on the banks or in
boats, after having been in the water.
Don't remain too long in the water;
leave the water Immediately if there is
the slightest feeling of chilliness.
The vigorous and strong may battle
early in the morning on an empty stom-
ach. The young and those who are weak
would better bathe two or three hours
after meal-the best time for such is
from two TO three hours after breakfast
Those who are subjected to attacks OF
giddiness or faintness, and those who
suffer from palpitation and other sense OF
discomfort at the heart, should not bathe.
The Ladies' Home Journal.
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COMMERCIAL.
SACRAMENTO MARKET.

SACRAMENTO. October esd.
FRUIT-Lemons-Sie Sicily, SS@S so q box;
California So 5000 so; Lines. So q case, 81 2
100; Bananas, 50 5o@S q buncn for Island;
Coeoanuts, $7@S; Mexican Oranges, $40
so 3 box; Pineapples GO cents each
each, 81 p dozen; Peaches, 100000 q box;
81 20 = box; Bartlett Pears, $1@1 25 . box;
Apples, 50@75c q box for Green, and 75c@S1
CANNED GooDS-Assorted Table. 81 65@
1 70; Apples, 81 60; Apricots, 81 so; Black
berries, 81 1901 So; Cherries, 81 95@2 35;
Currants, 81 20; Gooseberries, 81 So@1 80;
Muscat Grapes, 81 40@1 so; PlumS, 81 90;
Ounces, 81 rs; Strawberries, So so.
BREADSTUFFS-Flou S5 20 y bbl; 0at-
meal, 1o-fb sacks, SIC h; $3 25 p 1oo-b
low, 81 so . 25-b sacks: Cracked Wheat So
2 10-b sacks; So rs q 100-ib sacks; Hominy,
So 70 . 10-fb sacks: S3 sc q 1oo-ib sacks;
Graham, 50 rs . lob sacks; So 623a .
NEGETABLES-on Silverskins, 95c@
81 y ewt; Egg Plant. 3@4c; Toma-
tees, 3o@50c = box; Corn, Sweet, 81
50@60e = 100 lbs; Turnips, new, 75c q sack;
bunch vegetables, 2l%c ~ doz; ParSnips 81
@1 so; Beets, 76c@S1; Horse Radish, 10c q
70; Garlic, 5@6c; Artichokes, 100000 q doz;
Dried Peppers, 25430c; Green Peas, COM
mon, 2@3c; DO sweet, S@1c; Potatoes Early
Rose, 5o06Gc; Peerless, 60@7oc BurbankS,
75c e doz; String Beans, 4@5c; Summer
Squash, Sc; Cauliflower, 81 2 doz; Green Pep
pers, 5@l6c p ID: Okra, 121&GaI sc; Red Cab
age; SC e II; sweet Patatoes, 81 1o@1 25.
DAIRY PRODUCTS-Butter Valley, ESQ
soc p ID. Fancy Petaluma, 3o@32%c e 10;
Eastern Creamery, fancy 25@271ac; packed
in firi1ns, cnoic., 2212@24c; common, 121S
@13c; Cheese, California, lo@l1c; Young
America, 11@12c; Eastern Cream, 15c; Linn
burger, 1S@20c; genuine SWISS 32L@35c;
American Swiss, 21c; Martins Cream, II q
1Sc; Eggs, 30G35c: Eastern, fresh, 25@26c.
old storage, 23@24c.
PoULTRY-Dealers' prices: Live Turkeys,
mems, DC; gobblers, 11@12c; dressed, 14@
15c; full grown Chickens, $500 so = doz;
young RoostSrs, S4G5 Z doz; broilerS, $3d4;
tame Ducks, $4@5; Pekin, S5@5 so; Geese,
S2G2 20 q pair.
GAME-Quail, $1@l 25 q doz; Hare, 25@
Soc z pair; Cottontails. 20@35c; Rabbits, 20
@25c; Gray Geese, 5O@60c; Brants, 25G35c;
White Geese, 20@25c; Mallards, 5o@65c:
Sprig, 40@50c; Widgeon, 25@35c; Teal, 25
@35c; small Ducks, 20@25c
HAY, GRAIN AND FEED-Oat Hay, S14
@16 p ton; Alfalfa, do, $11@12 q ton; Bran,
$21 q ton; Middlings, $23 q ton; Barley
whole, paying ST 1901 20; rolled, 81 80;
Wheat choice mtlling), paying 81 90 p cwt;
81 30@1 40; White Wild Oats, S2@2 20 q
MEATS-Beef, sc; Mutton, Sci Lamb, Sc;
Veal Veal large. 51a@36ei as3.i small, sc; hogs, AZ
l5c; California, 1119c; Bacon-Light Medium,
915c; selected, 10c; extra light, 121&c; extra
light, boneless, 131@@141@c.
MISCELLANEOUS = Seeds Alfalfa new
Clover, 1O@l1c; Red Top, 6@7c = fb. Nuts
Chile Walnuts, new, 11@12c; California Wal
nuts, 11@12c; Almonds, new, 15c; Peanuts,
California, 6@7c; Eastern, 6@7c. Lard
California cans, S1l99c; Eastern, 8$40lOc
Hides-Salt. light sc; medium steers, Sc;
heavy steers, SC; heavy COWS, sc; dry, 9c
Tallow, 314c.
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CURRENT NEWSPAPER WIT

Jimmie had just seen flash of light
ming for the first time. "Oh, mamma, -
he cried, "the angels is scratchin' matches
on the skyp'
Patient-Who's that in the next room,
doctor, making such fearful how-de-do?
Dentist-That's General Samson, the
hero of forty battles, having little tooth
pulled.
Mrs. Jaspar-I shall never send for DR..
Veriswell when l am i'll. Mrs. Jumpuppe
Why not. Mrs. Jaspar-Because he is
SO excessively polite that if he found me
at deaths door he would hasten to open it
for me.
''It is too bad that the bristles in a
handsome hair brush like this do not last
as long as the back,'' said the visitor to
Johnny's mother. 'They will,'' put in
Johnny, ruefully. ''Ma uses the back o.
that brush good deal"
81 hear that your friend Jack. who
stutters so, didn't get out to see you last
Sunday?" "No, he reached the denot
just two minutes before the train started,
but he suffered so that ne couldn't tell
the agent in time where he wanted his
ticket for"
Brown-OId Cobwigger is remarkably
superstitious for a man of his intelli-
gence. 1 saw him pick up an old horse
shoe the other day. Merritt-Yes; he
nailed it over that $1,000 vase in his Ii
brary. Brown-Did it bring him good
luck. Merritt-It fell down and broke
the vase.
Visitor-I called in reference to your
advertisement in to-day's paper, sir.
Man of the house-Yes l have Just in
vented balloon that is going to revolu-
tionize science, and I need an assistant.
Visitor-Exactly, sir. What do you
want me to do? Man of the house-I
want you to go up in it.
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EVERYONE SNEEZING.
Colds Remarkably Prevalent. VIII the
Grippe Returns Dangers of Pneu-
monia.

Colds Remarkably Prevalent. VIII the
Grippe Returns Dangers of Pneu-
monia.
Have you noticed the unusual number OF
cOluS possessed by your acQuaiutanceS this
year? There seems to be no particular reason
why the fall OF this year should be more try
Ing than usual, but, nevertheless it is q fact.
IhoSe who know something of these matters.
say that this extraordinary prevalence of colds
Is the foTerunner OF another visitation of the
grippe. Whether it may turn out so or not a
thing everyone should do is to get rid of cold
as soon as possible on account of the danger
10 which q person with q "little cOld' is eN-
posed. Pneumonia nobody wishes to Tace, and
II Is no eXaggeration to state that eightysper
cent. Of deaths from this cause could have
been aVerted if the colds out OF which they
grew had been cured.
By far the best method of Kidding oneself of
a cold is TO take n little pure stimulant in
water and keep warm after having done so.
The greatest care and prompt measures should
oe taken at the slightest sign OF the approach
OF pneumonia. Ii you have tickling in the
throat, tlghtness OF the chest, pain in the head,
a emily feeling or pains throughout the body,
Immediately use some pure stimulant to pro-
mote the circulation andavert the catastrophe.
III should be particularly borne in mind that to
be or the required value, the stimulant (whsky
prelerablyl must be pure, and Duty's Pure
Malt whisky, which can be obtained of your
druggist or grocer, meets the requirements
II is standard and reliable. and the fact that
IL has received the Endorsements OF the lead
ing scientists and physicians of the present
day Is the best guarantee OF its usefulness as q
medicine. Insist upon having il and do not
allow the salesman to sell you q substitute
which he may recommend as ''just as good" :"
Ihere Is no other medicinal whisky which
equals Du1fy's Pure Malt in purity and excel
lence,
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SAN FRANCISCO MARKET.
SAN FRANCISCO October

DAN FRANCISCO, october 23d.
FLOUR-Net cash prices for Family Elk.
tras, So 1905 25 . bbl; Bakers Extras, So / 5
90 20; Superhne, $3 6503 90.
WHEAT-Trade is of limited proportions
with no change Il prices. Quotable at 81 65
@1 6715 . ctl for shipping and 81 YOGI 72L
BAKLEY-Nothing of interest occurred in
the sample market to-day. Offerings were
free, while trade was light We quote as
follows: Feed, 9715c@S1 for dark coast
andSl 024@1 0714 tor better quality. Brew.
ing, 81 121a@1 20; Che7alier, 81 50@1 45
2 ctl for standard; lower grades, 81 15@
Situation unchanged. Moderate
buying at steady figures. Surprise, 81 45@
81 32%(91 40; fair, 81 25@1 80; Gray,
81 3O@1 364; Black, 81 40@1 SO q ctl
for Oregon and 81 65@2 for California.
offerings are large. We quote as follows:
Large Yellow, 81 12%61 Is; Small Yellow,
81 1779a1 20; White, 81 2O@1 25 = ctl.
CRACKED CORN-Quotable at S27@2S
oILCJAKE MEAL-Quotable at $50 p ton
from the mills
CORN1TEAL-Millers quote Feed at S26 SO
@27 so p ton; fine kinds for the table, in
large and small packages, 314G334c p b.
SEEDS-We quote: Mustard, Brown, 50 95
Sc; Hemp, 5@51%c; Rape, So 'a5G2 SO; Tin Tim.
othy, 6@7c; Alfalfa, 67ac z ID; Flax, 81 so 2
MIDDLINGS-Q Quotable at s24@25 3 ton.
% so p ton.
HAY-The market shows signs of weaken.
ing, as the demand is less urgent. We quote
as follows: Alfalfa, S11@12; Wheat, $13@
IS so; Wheat and Oat, S12 5O@15; Barley,
S11 50@12 so; Glover, S12@13; wild Oat
S12@13 ST5, =, 80; Stock, S1Q@11 p ton.
STRAW-Quotable at 35@50c p bale.
HOPS-Quotable at 10@15c . 70 for com.
mon to choice
BRAN-Quotablea at S21@22 p ton.
RYE-Nominal at 81 50@1 SO p ctl.
BUCKWHEAT-Quot at 81 6O@1 70
q ctl.
GROUND BARLEY-Quotabl at s28@a4
P0TAToEs-Prices still favor BUYERS.
We quote as follows: Garnet Chiles, 400
for River and 75c@S1 for Salinas; River
Red, 25@35c; Sweet, 75c@S1 25 p ctl
ONIONS-Quotable at 6O@65c p ctl.
DRIED PEAS-We quote: Green, 81 $50
I 50; Blackeye, 81 40@1 so; Niles, 81 4o@
BESNs-Bayos, 81 8o@1 90; Butter, $40
%; Pink, 81 7O@1 rs; Red, So 15@2 IS;
Lima, So 60G2 rs; Pea, So 25@2 35; Small
White, 80 1902 20 2 ctl.
FRUIT-PTiceS show but trifiing variation.
We quote: Wine Grapes, ,S6614 p ton; Quinces
40@50c 2 box; Pomegranates, &5c to
soc q box; Grapes, 25035c p box for
Sweetwater, 3O@elCc for Muscats, 25G 4Oc for
Black, 40@65c for Tokay, 35@40c for Yer
dells, and 65@75c for Isabella; Watermelons,
S4@6 e 100; Cantaloupes, 5c9S1 : 5 p crate;
Figs, 4o@75c 2 box; Peaches, 4O@65c p box;
Plums, 40@75c = box; Apples, 25c0S1 a box;
Raspberries, S7@9 p chest; Pears, 35@5Oc:
Strawberries, 80 DOGS q chest for Sharpless;
Mexican Lines, S4@5 = box; Lemons, SlcIGy,
81 5O@S; California Lemons, Sl@2 SO for
common to choice; Bananas, S2@2 90 p
bunch; Pineapples, S495 q dozen; Cape Cod
Cranberries, Sc@9 q bbl; Oregon Cranberries,
So@S 80 q Dbl.
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ance to the Manchu Empire; his pockets
emptied; his right shoulder and his knees
barred. Thus arrayed, he gives in his
name, birthplace and so on, to the Regis
trar, pays a fee of three dollars and fifty
cents, and kneels expectant. The Cen
eral OF the Vanguard meanwhile has
begged permission of the Master to in
troduce a neophyte, who is brought
within the gate presently, under an arch
of swords, and so, with formalities innu-
merable, to the City of Willows. The
spectacle here is tremendously impress
sive; regret that have not space to de-
scribe it. After taking a solemn vow in
| thlrty-six articles of obedience to the
rules of the league, the novice declares
that all his kinsfolk are dead, because a
| member acknowledges no earthly bond.
lie lies PROSTATE before the Master 5
throne, with the swords of the eight
Councillors resting on his bare shoulder,
until formally accepted. Then cup OF
arrack is given him, he scratches his arm,
and lets few drops of blood fall into it
and drinks. Next day the Secretary OF
the Lodge explains the simpler pass
words and tokens, and gives him q book
! OF instruction; but, as in Masonry, there
| is no end TO the secrets which the initiated
may learn to study.
1t appears to be certain that there is no
| Supreme Grand Master of the Tien-Ti,
but 1t has a central government There
are five Grand Lodges-in Fuk-kien,
kwang-tung, Iun-Nan, Human and Che
kiang-to one Of which all branches are
subordinate. The Masters of these, in
some sort OF council, direct the society in
all parts ofthe world-such is the theory at
! least, Every local lodge has its Presi-
! dent, two Vice Presidents, Master, two
lntroducers, Il Cashier and thirteen Coun-
/ cilors, of whom eight form quorum y
AS for the roll of membership it must be
! reckoned by millions. We gain some in
| formation on this point by observing
! that more brethren were registered in
the Straits Settlements in the year 1887
! than the census return admits for the
whole Chinese population. The actual
number was 155, ,440.-From Chinese Sc
cret Societies. y by Frederick Boyle, in
Harper's Magazine.
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THE TOBACCO "sPoNGERs.
How Some Chewers Work Their Cheek
for Free Could,

"a plug of - tobacco said young
man the other evening, as he walked into
a cigar store and laid down dime.
a GCO6e- Democrat reporter was stand
ing near the counter and overheard the
call, which was for certain brand.
knowing that the customer was en-
ployed in one of the large factories in the
city, having met him while at work, he
expressed with surprise that he should
have to buy his tobacco.
Well" replied the tobacco employe,
Il Oughtn't to have to buy any, as the
men working in my department are ex-
pected to take what they want for their
daily use. They don't have instructions
TO Go SO, but no objection is made when
they do. But would you believe
IT, lots and lots of times 1 get up in the
morning without chew in my pocket,
and often, as tonight, l have to 90 out
and buy plug after supper. Here's how
1t is: | come out of the factory, and before
get half square away l hear some
thing like this:
Hello, Charlie, got any tobacco?'
Il don't like TO be mean, and though
only know the fellow as one who
sponges' all the chewing tobacco he can,
hand out my plug; others of the men do
the same thing, and when that fellow gets
through he probably has days supply.
Well, | don't go far until another sponge
stops me, and this goes on until, when
have run the gantlet, l must turn to and
buy tobacco for my own use. Pm Just
about getting tired Of the SPONGE and I
think We'll inaugurate a boycott on him.
II he was an acquaintance it would be
different, or if he was hard up for chew
it would be excusable, but / have known
lots of cases where the 'sponger' had a
plug in his pocket when he came up to
me.
There is no excuse for us to have to
buy tobacco at any time. In my depart
ment we can always lay in days sup
ply. Then in all departments we are
given pound of finished plug week
This goes to the foremen of the various
departments for distribution, and for this
the company must tear up revenue
stamps to cover the weight. Even this
pound should run man if he was not
'sponged' upon"
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They Wouldn't Agree With Him.

And now, my dear madam said the
polite tramp, as she handed q nice slice
Oh bread TO him, couldn't you give me
a spoonful of preserves or something of
tlat sort, to lend character and zest to this
bou1.tiful repaSt?''
WAL, mister" answered the good
woman, innocently, 1--WE got some pre-
serves, but | don't guess they'd agree
with you"
Preserves Not agree with mel And
pray, madam, why not?''
WAL, you see, they've worked a
leetle. Detroit Free Press.
The record-union., 1891-10-24
Cheap Furniture.

Mrs. Manhattan Beach has mania for
buying cheap things at auction. When
her husband came home the other day
she said:
Just see here. / have bought beau
tiftll rocking-chai at auction worth So,
and only paid 81 for it. SO you see l
have 81 clear profit. Don't you tell me
after this that a woman has no business
sense"
''Do you need the rocking-chair ?''
asked Manhattan Beach.
No"
"Then what did you buy it for2n
"To save money, of course. How
could have saved that dollar if I had
not bought it, stupid. Texas Siftings.
The record-union., 1891-10-24
JIMMY.
She had no paw nor nav.

She had no paw nor NAV,
Ner any brood nor kin,
N, that's huccome it happened
That we all took her in
A poor, peaked little critter,
Red-headed, pale and thin.
Six boys there was o. we uns.
An pap he used 10 gree
Thctfivc Of us wus likely
As you would wish to see;
An one OF us was slowly,
Au' thet thar one wus me.
An jimmy used 10 pleg me
For bein' big an lean,
All hands ana feet an freclSles,
The thickest ever seen;
She jedged twas only sunburn
Kept me from lookin' green.
First off I didn't mind it,
Them Iunnin' ways Of hern
But when she took to CROWN
Like a slim young forest fern,
An did her hair up on top, why
Her jokes began 10 burn.
l knowed l wasn't nothin'
Set off 'gainst John an jim,
An Bud, well he was slightly,
An Ted, I looked at hum
An scnsed his chance with jimmy
Wus big an mine was slim.
So ] lowed to never mention
How much / keered for her,
Cuz jedge to pine in secret,
1t passes easier,
Then to pine with folks a-knowin'
Just what you're pinin' fer.
tried friendly manner.
An talked with her right smart,
About her beauX an reckoned
She hedn't any heart;
An one day when said so
Her eyes flew wide apart
In q suddint, Gurus fashion.
An the blue looked wet an she
Was pink as any rose bush,
An / E? well, when I see
Thet blush, well, the truth is
Shes goin' TO marry me.
st. Louis Critic.
The record-union., 1891-10-24
Rescued From the Depths of Misery.

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tickle appetite, are among the hateful in
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The record-union., 1891-10-24

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