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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
SHIL.0H'S
CONSUM pTI0N
CURE.

The ydccen OF thi, Great Cough Cure "
without parallel IN the history q medicine,
All druggfsu are authorized to sell it on pos
rive guaraif. test that no other cure can sue
sessfuily stand. That it may become known,
.hs Proprietors, at ain enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every homo
Ia the United States and Canada. If you have
\ Cough, Soxe Threat, or Bronchitis, use it, for
u will cure you. II your child has the Group,
OF Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief
Is sure. IF you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, u1 ii. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and
sIoo If your E-gs are sore o. Back lame
ase Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price Ss cta-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
Deafness Can't BE Cured

disea sed portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed con 2ition of the mucous lining OF the
Eustachian Tube When this tube gets iniamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness Is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to it's normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an indamed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by Catarrh) that we
cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
ocket and producing his ticket said:

pocket and producing his ticket said:
Gentlemen, we may as we'll have an un
| bought and paid for. 1t gives me the
right to ride as far as Pittsburg in this
Car. and in this car I am going to stay. |
have got first class cold. know, and
with it goes loud, hoarse cough, aud that
settles it. thought would let you know
this IL the beginning, to save you the
trouble of growing after we get started
That's ALL :"
And he made ready to get into his bunk.
He coughed at intervals all night, and
it is safe to say kept everybody In the car
awake; but whatever their thoughts may
have been not one person uttered d word
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
WHAT THE CLOCK SAYS
NELLIE MARSHALL M'AFEB.

Hold fast, dreamer, do not freti
Everything viii come right yet.
Life holds nothing worth regret
Let the sun rise-Iet il set.
| have seen the young grow old;
Seen the fond turn stern and cold;
Seen the selfish, ain and proud
Feed the worm and crease the shreud.
Do not cry;
Do not sigh,
All will come right by and by.
Pearls. ard gems, and jewels fine,
Fished from sea or dug from mine.
Silken Taiment and fimy lace,
Vanish all and leave no trace.
Those who walk and those who ride
Yet must lie down, side Dy side,
When the cruel master. Death,
Steals the eyes and steals the breath.
Do not sigh;
Do not cry;
All will come right by and by.
I have seen the high brought low,
Seen the seasons CO. and go;
Fields of bloom and waste Of snow,
sunny skies and winds that blow
And / mark out all the hours,
Whether there ara frost or flowers
Night and day, and day and night,
Feeling sorrow nor delight.
DO not cry;
Do not sigh;
All will come right by aud by.
Nothing matters! Nothing can
In the destiny of man.
Vain reproaChes-vain replies,
Silence and decay must fall
Like shadow on you ali:
And he who made your life span
Will judge as never judges man.
Do not sigh;
Do not cry:
All viii come right by and by.
The Centur
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
Syrun OF Eira

Produced from the laxative and nutritious
Juice OF California ngs, combined with the
medicinal virtues of plants known to be
most beneficial to the human system, acts
gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels,
etfectually cleansing the system, dispelling
colds and headaches, and curing habitud
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

IF you want q good reliable lady's or
gents watch you will do well to write to or
call on the c. Pruesser Jewelry Co, OF
Milwaukee, Wis, for prices and Informs
ton. This is the only house in the state
that buys direct from the manufacturers of
American watches.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
etc, Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works, 246 w,
Water St., Milwaukee. Send for circular
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
"CHAT'S ALL"
He Wanted TO Be Understood from the

He Wanted TO Be Understood from the
First, and He Was.
A short, stout gentleman, completely
enveloped in an overcoat and heavy shawl,
walked through the gate at the Broad
street station the other evening and pro-
ceeded to the sleeping car attached TO the
night express says the Philadelphia Press.
As he entered the car he coughed slightly
and instantly six or seven men frowned
deeply at him.
Dropping his grip to the floor and re-.
moving bis shawl. toe man lived int q his
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

WANTED-An agent for The SATUR-
DAY TIDINGs, in every place of 100 in
habitants, or over, in this county Sea
our Grand Offer to Newsboys. Address,
Box 149, Buffalo, n Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

AsTHMATIC TROUBLES, Pleurisy Pains, and
Infamed Threats, are overcome and healed
by DR.. d. Jayne's EXpectorant = for fifty
years an approved standby for all Coughs
and Colds.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
Great Bargains In Ladies' Watches.

Genuine Elgin ladies' watch, Boss filled
case. guaranteed twenty years, only SIG
Handsome plush case with each watch.
Write or call on G. Preusser Jewelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Wausau has been selected as the place
for tie winter meeting of the Wisconsin
Editorial association. President Heg and
the Wausal committee will decide the
date of the meeting.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

THE PUBLIC AWARDS THE PALM to HALEs
HONEY OF HoREHOUND AND TAR as cough
remedy.
Pixies TooTHACHE DROPS Cure in one
minute.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

For indigestion, constipation, sick head
ache, weak stomach, disordered liver take
Beecham's Pills. For sale by all druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
German
Syrup"

We are SIX in fam.
AFarmer at lily. We live in Q
Edo,, rax,. place where we are
subject to violent
Says: Colds and Lung
Troubles. I have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the
Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up
of Blood. l have tried many differ
ent kinds of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such Northumberland Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once, you
will go back to it whenever you
need it. 1t gives total relief and IS
quick cure. My ad1-ice to every.
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
IS used we have no John
tro bic viii, tie r,.,,.
Lungs at all. 1t is N'
the medicine for this ,a +
country. 9
G. G. GREEN. Sole Man 'fr. Woodbury.. MI
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
L Dairy school.


A move IN the right direction. so far as
our agricultural colleges are concerned, is
that recently taken in Minnesota, where
practical dairy school is now in operation.
Fifteen thousand dollars were appropriated
for the purpose of preparing suitable
building in connection with the unIversl
ty, and the school will be conducted in
such manner as will give farmers boys
proper instruction In the care Of the herd
and the management of the home dairy,
and to factory men instruction in the best
methods of manufacture. Dairy schools
in other countries have been proven of the
very greatest practical benefit and in
Sweden especially have been the means of
increasing the quantity and value of the
product enormously. We mention this
matter particularly because it is a good
sign that our Agricultural schools are get
ting away from the purely theoretical
methods of instruction. The theoretical,
technical and scientific work is not of less
value, only it must be In cooperation
with practical application in such VIZ Us
as will serve to bring the farmers in direct
contact with the instructors. A dairy
school, or any other school in which 'he
work of the farm Is actually perform IL. is
of incalcuIab!e benefit in thus atfording a
common ground on which they can meet.
Money expended In this way is we'll spent,
and appropriations for such purposes
will always have the hearty support Of
farmers after they have once seen the
workings Of such institutions. A case In
point Is the sugar experiment statlOn-or
sugar manufacturers scho0l-of L0uisl-
ana. This is so much appreciated by the
planters of the state that they make it a
point to see that It never lacks for funds.
If the appropriations for any given per
to the fullest extent, any lack is at once
made up by private subscription. It is a
practical institu ion, where practice and
science go hand in han1.-Exchang e.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word

the Word?
There is 5 inch display advertisement in
this paper this week which has no two words
alike except one word. The same is true of
each new one appearing each week from The
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house places
Crescent on everything they make and
publish. Look for it, send them the name
of the word, and they will return you BOOK,
BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPuS or SAMPLES FREE
Hope builds nest in mans heart where
disappointment matches its brood
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

FfTS.-All Fits stopped free by DIR. KLINEs GREAT
NERVE REsTORER. No Fits after first days Mar
vellous Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free to
Fit cases Send to DR.. Kline, ISL Arch St., Phia Pa
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

THROAT DISEASES commence with q
Cough, Cold, or Sore Throat. "Brotcn's
Bronchial Troches'' give immediate relief.
Sold o1alY IN 6oreS. Price 25 cts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

A shark caught at Panama measured
twenty-four feet in length, and was four
feet In diameter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Tescher-'Jimmy, what is the chief pro-
duct of the Malay PENINSULA? Jimmy
"Malayria."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
Utilizing Huge Trees.

Two huge redwood trees, growing side
by side, support the timbers and rails of a
railroad in Sonoma county, Cal. The
limbs have been saved eff seventy FIVE
feet above the surface of a creek, and at
this height the railroad crosses a rayine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
A Mistake Often Made
Selected.

Selected.
is that the president of the bank p
(which one?"
The stylish looking fellow who says,
1 am the board Of directors so much.
mo, that's the ianitor."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Fresh-air boy-"Mister, do you have to
buy chewing gum for all those cows? %
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

If men were half as wise in their actions
as they are in their minds, the word 'fool'
would be out of use.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24
Made to Look Like New

The first thing a man does after he has
paCted you on the back is to turn his own
back to be patted.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

The world is more likely to speak well of
man when he is dead than when he is
dead broke
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

During the next so days we will sell q
solid l+karat ladies' Elgin watch for S22.
handsome plush case with each watch.
Write or call on c. Preusser Jewelry Co.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Eve is the only woman that never turned
round ''tO see what the other woman had
Ono
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Patience and hope may be virtues, but the
man who sees his margin" gradually wiped
out is likely to look upon them as follies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Miss Dorcas-''Have the poor any pleas
ures, think your Miss Ann Thorpe-"Oh,
yes! They criticise the characters of the
rich"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

A woman never hits hen when she
throws missile at it; but, alas! a man is not
a hen.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

If afflicted with Sore Eye dse Dr. Isaac
Ihompson's Eye Water. Druggists sellit 25c
EIGHT Thousand people in Nashville,
Tenn. are suffering from the grip.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1891-12-24

Dentists are not all farmers, but they i've
III The schers just the same.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05

Mr.. Brook, Chief OF the Bureau of
Statistics, has "a e his monthly re-
port for October Of the exports and
imports, and it has been sent 10 the
printer.
From this it appears that our OK
ports for October exceed those of any
previous month in the history of the
government. Prior to this The month
o: largest exports vas December.
1880. when the amount MAS &9S.H90.-
Pol; but in tine month of October.
1891. the amount was valued at SIG2,-
93a.296. The imports were of the
value ofS5G.795.239.
From this it Will be seen hat Cur
exports exceed our imports - tie
very large amount Of &@6.lSs.l5..
Tie Imports CT gold for tie manilr
of October were $IG.S9Z.?i7. The
exports were Ss09.5gj. 50 thu; Tie
imports of gold exceeded til" export,
of gold by about =I6.UO0.9C0.
The reports Tor the twelve moHth>
ending Oct. 81, 1891. were of the
value of $937.96f.6G5. as against $50,
677.lj5 for the twelve months of one
year ago.
The immigration returns for Octo,
Der SHOW that Immigration i still
very large and constantly increasing
The New York Post saws: October
export of merchandise from the
United States. breaks the monthly
record for this country. The export
for November and December will fall
little if at all short of October total
and the imports of the two closing
months of the year arc almost i'll
variably less than those of October.
Unless. therefore. extraordinary
and artificial influences supcryenc. il
would seem impossible that a heavy
westward movement of Europc-> gold
can long be held i'll check. Meantime
the foundation ofgrcat future strength
in railway values is unqucstion&hly
being laid by the revenue from the
transportation of the bulk of This
enormous export from the far west
TO the scaboard.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05

Fat people are less able Ia resist tao
attacks of disease or the shock Of in.
juric> aud operations ihan the moder,
atcly thin. In ordinary cvery-thay lift
they are ut a decided disadvantage.
their respiratory mu>cleS cannot So
easily act: their heart is often handi-
capped 10y the deposit on il: AID tn"
least cXeri'ion throws them into 4
prrSpiraii0n. This last fact i cur
iou>ly misunderstood: il i slmo>t
universally looked npon - an actual
melting" of the SiIi,cutannouS iat.
and i considered to lie natures
method of getting rid of She super
fluffy. But this j. not correct. for in
spite of il, "rr">y appearance swoa;
Only contains u trace OF fatty maitrr.
rarely more than 81 per cent. and
this OF gou-,". Irnm III.
cells al the .udpripIfiouS gland, AM
primarii. from certain cam,;iIu"n,S IN
the blood. \ person whose limbs
and body are covered with a.lir,>c
i in lh" position of a Hlan rar-
a heavy burden and too warmly
clothed.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05
4 Cnutiom- President.

The frequency with which New
York bank cashiers take advantage OF
their opportunities i causing some
disgust. The president Of 4 New
York bank remarked no; long since
to u "f'i.e principal Stockholders
and drrn-ii":>.
Il feel much safer with the funds
than | did la-t week"
i am Ga! 10 hear it. I hive been
feeling very uneasy about my money.
What precautions have yon taken:
I've had Il special telephone wire
connected VIII the Grand Genital
depot and the man who sells tickets
has got a photograph OF our cashier,
10 il ne tries to GO To Canada we Will
know i'll 'inS 10 have the scroundci
arrested"
.Abcut week ~aflerward the presi-
dent himself went 10 Montreal with
most OF tar assets.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05
1882
HAnPERS MAGAZINE
ILLUSTRATED.

The Magazine will celebrate the fourth Cert
nnary oil the Discovery Of America by its re-
discovery, through articles giving "a more
thorough exposition than has hitherto been
made OF the l.ccc.t UGp-.c -dertUd DCyIlnp-
meat of or Country. and especially i'll the
Great Wet Particular atteniihl wifi also b.
givr' 20 Iranat!c Episodes Of Americas His
tori
IN" Field cf the IcXt ET-np"a1 War will he
Go.cri5,i in a Series o! Paper, on tlr batuhc
FROM The t.lacS Fore. - tn LiSck ga - Ey
PpUi: ~ Ei--ICW All r u. hriIgt. Illustrated
hy Ny Mil,ri and Alfred P=T.o.s. A--icir'
ais" VIII rr given on The GcrmaT. in~iriU. ard
Italian Armies. Illustrated ~ 1. de TnU,-:-Up
Mr.. ". u :iCwCil- will CnUt.ibUt" 4 rev
novel, "A World at clare CO, - Characteristic
ally -Aw"T'c=h- Especial rTdmi: c-cr VIII %,
contributed l. 7. q. A!irich, K. II. payi-. \
t"la" D'siv, Na--ar't n"lasd. Ms Woo, o.,
q g.: C'l'r I~.,ru,ar writer
NE"1- III" i~ttsraTv feature viii be Personal
:! :niaisrcIc., 81 Ea,H,G.i r! Hawthorne. by rs
college clts -u.at" AID l~;;c-lu.l fric' q. IiuIaiir
T-li-r, AID = P--zo~al Nrnlnir Of he BrJvu-
I-ir.. by Aativ Tl'ac.. -ay EiIchiD.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05

other hand. the forecast is bright,
cheering and invigorating. The cur
rents of popular thought and smy-
patty ilow steadily and strongly to-
ward Republican principles and poll
cies. The party Is a magnificent unit
on all the essentials of its political
creed. With a background of historic
and heroic achievements: standing
crowned with the SpIcndor and
opulence OF the present. The Republic
can party. with all the alacrity and
intensity Of unwaSted vitality. reaches
Out into TIE future for the great
prizes of national power and prosper
ify.
Il President Harrison desires a re-
nomination he will. without doubt.
Perceive it. Il ha, been during. ami
lar"cly by virtue Of. lis a;!iAinistra-
ton of nalI"i.at al;:i;rS that the dis
;ia,i;v" principles and policies Of the
Republican PARTY have been vjndi-
c;;ici. ;y tn. demonstration of their
utility and benciicence in practical
. operation. The Whole country.
therefore. will hold him in the high
est rc>pcc: for his fidelity 10 the great
trust CONN iitcd to him BY the >u!ira-
re. OF the people arl for h:s ~scrupnl-
o:S fulliiimcnt Of every promise and
/ pledge made 10 the country. both in
his party, national platform and in
his OWL memorable inaugural address.
In case. however. that President
Harrison may no! be al asPirant for
reelection. there need be no alarm IL
10 the result, tor the Republican party
is 80 fruitful of sacacious and cour-
agcou> patriots that any One of Il
hundred or more of lis foremost
statesmen and leaders could lead us
TO another splendid and sweeping
victory il the campaign CT 1892.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05

great. Ii you have Nc library of your
own join one fthe numerous associa-
tions TO be found in all cities, where
good. hcalthful books may be obtained.
study religion, science. statecraft and
history. Learn to read intelligently.
50 that you may turn 10 practical use
in after lite the readings of Your
youth. Il" sure You begin right. Do
not waste time in reading trashy
books"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1891-12-05
ADVICE TO EOYS.
Remember THAT Your Studying 80
Day VIII Ec Worth Money.

ReSn"flbcr That our study Ing 80
Day VIII nc Worth Nancy
The boy who is wanted in The bu-i.
ness world Q fto-day must he cducat.
ed. II hi> parents cannot afford to
give Kim Il high school or college
education he must learn To study
without the aid of ii teacher IN the
early morning before business begins
and in the evening after business
hours. II a nc longer be truthfIlly
-aid that an education Is oa; Of any
ones reach.
Our splendid school srstcm. write,
Ru>Nc9l Sage. where one can study
by day or in the evening. has put the
priceless treasure of an education
within the reach of al. The main
thing. in the beginning. that | would
impress uunn boys Is one Of the great
commandments: Honor Thy father
and thy mother. that thy DAYS NAV be
long il Tie land which the Lord thy
God @ivCth thee The boy who re-
>HcctS his father and mother. who
treats lis sisters and brothers with
loving kindness. has laid Il good foun-
da!ion for a successful career. You
will do as your parents tell yuu. and
that certainly will be To study. Don't
be in Il hurry 10 get away from ycur
school books. The cares and rc>pon-
sibilitics Of business life will come
oOn enough.
60 TO school as long as you can.
and remember. every hour spent in
study in your youth will he worth
money TO youin after life. Read good
books. the bible above all. Make
yourself acquainted with history.
Study the progress Of nations and the
Careers Vi men no have uIadc nations