Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-08-04
NUMBER 81.

Ntiu w N'hH eilN's's W. 49, ~ -"
night clos. which futiercd In the breeze.
He s-i. you're u man ~ sin'" then
groaned and went away.
Iwent to slocp agin. and drcmpt of
runnin off with the pretty little Shaker
cs-s- mounted on my Californy Bar. 1
wa woks up ariy by the Elder. He I'D
refrc-hments was rcldy for me down
stairs. Then Eiyin was a man u sin.
be- went groanin away.
A I was gOin threw the entry to tho
room where the witlc- was. cum scross
the Elder and the old female III met tho
night before. AMI what dye spose they
was up tos Huggn anil kisSin Ike
young lovers In their gushingist state.
seE I. MY Shaker frvnds. l reckon you'd
better suspend the rules and Kit mar
riei."
"YOu must escoos Brother Unah, : 81
the female. "he's subjeck to fits aud
hain't got no command over hissclf when
he's into en-
'sartinly.- sez I, 1--WE bin took that
way myself frequent
"You're y man % sin!'' said the Elder.
Arter br,akfust my little shaker
trends cum in agin 10 clear away the
dishes.
MY pretty dears.- ~ !. shall wo
Wy asinr
NAY they ~. AMI ndyd.
The shakers aKcl me 10 ~ to their
meetin. ~ they was O. hay saryice. that
mornin. 80 put on a clean bile,l rag and
went. Tn. ms-,tin bouse Wa a. neat ~
= pm. The foJr was white ~ chalk and
smooth ~ glass. Tho shakers was all
on hand. m clean w,rdts and meal ba.,s.
rang,-l on the fl,ur like milingirry com
panis~. the mails on one sidc ~ the RON
and the females on t0thcr They oom-
mensi clappin their hands and singin
AMI dancin. They danced kinder slow
NJ fusi. but ~ they go, warmed up they
shaved u down very bnsk. tell you.
Elder Unah. ia partlclcr. exhibsrted .
night smart chance Of spryns~s In his
legs. cunsiderin his time ~ life. and AZ
he cum n bubble shufil. near whsre
sot. | rvwari-i him with n approyin
,milc and -rli "lIunky boyi Go IL, my
KAY and f,-tiy cussF'
You're q man ~ any' be ~. cOntin-
ncrin his shuttle.
The sTrrrct, A. they call@l IL. then
novel a short fat Shaker to lay few
remarks lie NJ they was Shakers and
all was ckal. They wAs the purst and
Sclsck,st reple on the ycarth. Other
Ieple wa sinful a. they could h.. but
Shaken, was al right Shaker. was all
guin krr.lap to the Promist Land. and
nobpiy want going Ia stand at the gate
to bar rm out, II they dill they'd Il, run
over.
The shakers ,hsn danced AMI sung
adn. and artsr they wAs threw. ono q
'cm aScd me what l thwat - u.
sez I. What duz IL .iggrrfyr
what" "a be-.
"Why thi. iurnpin up and ingini
This long Wsriit bEniss. and this anty-
matrimOuy ils-i Ny trends. yOu air
neat and tidy. Your lands u lowing
with milk and honey. Your brOOms is
fine. and your apple Sas, l. honest. When
n man buys a keg u apple 49, ~ you hs
don't fnl CRATE many shayins under
few layers - stss-a little GAme I'm
sorry to say SUN - my New Englan AN
c,sisrs usci to practiss. Your gariing
s,cl j, fine. and n I should -ow 'cm on
The rcck of Gibrltcr probly | should
rais., a guol me.s IT gariing as. YOu
air honest in your dcaliusl You air
quiet aud don't disllrb nobody. For AL
this givs yOu credit hut your religion
l. small Iertaiers, must say. You
mops away your lives h-re In single
rrtchidncss. AMI A. you air al 10y your
selves n0thin ever conficks with your
pccuoler ide,u. except whon Human
Mater busts out among you, A. under
stan ne sumtimcs DO. XIV UnAh .
.ly wink here. which made the old lel-
low sluirIn ike a spared Eol.
You wear long wcskits and long
flo,s. and lead a gloomy life indes'L No
childrcn's pfattlc l. ever hoarn around
your harthstun.-you air IN dreary fog
all the time. aud You truai the Jolly sun
shine of life a. tho n Was q thief, driyin
IL from your dOors by them w,-kii., and
meal bags. AMI T-cOOl-r noshuns 1t
yOurn. The gals among You, sum ~
which air a. slick piecs u calikcr a
ever sOt eyes on. air syin a. pli.r. their
beds a.nn w,skitS which hyer honest.
manly harts, while you old h-is fOol YER
selves with the idc. that they air full
hllin their mishun here, AMI air conisnt-
cd. Here you air all pnd up by Yer.
selves. talkin about the sins u world
you don't know nOthin q.
Meanwhile said world containers 10
resolve ruund CA her Osn Axeltrre Onct
In every 20 hOurs. subjcck 10 the Consti-
tuition ~ the United STATE, and u
very pleasant place u residence. It's
unnairs.l, Ourrau-onable and dismal life
you're leadin here. ~ IL stTiko- rns.
Ny shaker frends. now bal you wei
cUme aloo. You have trat-i mo al.
cec,lin well. Thank you kindly, ons
aud all. :"
~ baso exhibit Of depavei monkeys
anil onprinciplci waI works. sAcd
Unah.
Hello, UIiAh. scz I. I'D most forgot
You. Wall, look cat for them fts "
yOurn. AMI don't catch cold and dis N
the -four VI your youth and beauty"
And rcsoomed my JerDey.