The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-05-21
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The h,s . man kposs ibe more Do
epas i.ah slih Other people.
s.ss .hp .s poor lisf nsas i cot
.stl.u, 70 sici 10 the aaih.
4 u.ag called Bis shoes ''oorporn
iias.." bscsoss the. hsd no soIes
~ TIE rsn sho luais "a The corner nevtr
deal. 90 the ,qssfs.
he 90 Yes doIt lore nef Why. ycu
si8 .ss msp after yon own heart Ste
y are. Va, you sOnt gel H.
a., oSe xbo hes listened 10 the grosB
ing u The bis eddie 10 the orebes'fs
lso.s .bs, ihe '.viols Of wrath" means
Ei.sm Brllsmy his earned $1,000
BIZ Lpolins Backward" This !. better
sr ibsn Lpi's site sho merely earned her
.slt
--y,c,im Dse,or. I'm troubled With
cold ieei. What DO you suppose causes
,hsms Dpeior Coli wesiber-Ose dol.
isr pl'ssr.
--Tsschsf = What Is synonymf Bright
bn,. lgss sofd you can use 10 place Of
another op.. when you don't knos bow 10
spell the other one
-Mfs. Moran DO you think my dsugt-
Ter will be . musician Professor CANT
,.,. She msy She tell me she gone OF
jopg.iiy,a family.
Are you sure tbs, toe spihor Scbmieri
/. really t,eouciied Nth his uifef Yes,
an sore a II, for she resds what he writes
ADD he .st. what che cooks.
Yes be died . natural death. He just
vent from one sleep into another. TIL be
fell into b., last sleep. What vas decess
sd's occupsiioni He -. policeman.
A Washington Heights man claims
thst tis vile Is the most ingenious woman
10 the world. He has been married ten
,esrs and he has bid his slippers In DIFF
teren, place every day:
-wntrr visitor 10 Florida should
love destl, 10 go saiiing. bu. 1t looks dam
eerons. DO not people often g't drowned
in this b.,Y Waterman No. indeed,
mum. The sharks never let's anybody
drown.
-Ufocrr Tha, butter is great stun !
Why. i, carried tf the first priz' Ut the
Elein County fair. Customer (smelling oil
I'D u nless the pnce was chained down
pretty securely. this butter could easily
carry il. or anything else, away.
Chairman OF Trustees Mr.. Goodman
What salary will you expect us to offer you
for tho coming yesii Rev. Mr.. Goodman
with cheerful Hrmnes.) No more than
last year, brethren. an stlll sound 10
tie faith.
Mistress turing heated term) Get
dinner today 90 the gasoline stove, Bridget
Brideet-Plsz mum. did tbry. but lib
stove wlnt out Mistress Try again then.
Bridget mum but it's not come back
yn. II vent on, trough TIL roof
She = You are always talking about the
fashions. Now. honestly, do you think
think you would know the latest fashion
in hate II ycu we're. TO enter . milliner's
sbopf He Certainly. She How? He
(rneinll,l by looking at the prices.
Il understand thst q cyclone carried
your bon-e away, said Chicago man TO
Kansas FREUD. Well. lost the house, re.
plied the K,nsau, bat don't blame il 81.
together on the cyclone MOI You see !
vas foolish enough TO pm. wings on the
building.
A little girl who bad mastered her
cstsebism confessed herself disappointed,
because. she said, though | obey the fifth
commaodmen, aud honor my papa and
mamma. yet my days are not bit longer
10 the land, hccsuse ! am put to bed at Z
o'clock.
Il sefea Loose Somewhere, Husband
--Wht ieut you wear your new dressp
wife Il !. nuhrenmiug or else II Is ont
az ttyie. ~ possibly II ia horrible mlsfii,
I'm a, sure ~hieh. bur must look like
irisbl ~ .inple,on ~ il. Husband -
Wby ~ All my i,ruds praise i.
pnpiis shn l-ain "by ear" without
H. sfl1ri good deal oi smnss mrnt TO their
teacher. k,uva,l, teacher in gram
nsr,sohpul .sted QUE u her boys: Whist 10
tbe meaning ~ topaz A topaz said the
boz. SHIRE ih, mnl,s yak when they're
drsairg q c.usl.bost
IL must have b.en brigb, bov.
very b.ishl d y. wbo eaid to bis mother,
/ wisa liun .nald at NE up. Why? the
mother sskej Because IL would he inct
. joke on the lion. he vonld think Iva
iosidr u b,u'. sud should be mp in
hcaren.
Little fnmus sHs making dreadful
racket playin. th,' he Wa . locomotive
leuips II steam. tiusiae . bell, e'c
Tomms. s.id NJ, sua,. getting 10 iron, OF
him. yon mnst stop this noise. Tommy
stood perfectly qnei for minute and then
s.id. fhe .osisvar is sai,ioe Tor the old
COS 10 ~, q the track.
Qa-ef ,nine Thai 10 California said the
ns0 q, Ii tie I'D rigsr. fou soc, vigil
lsncc csmnnt-e discovering they had
hsner3 the wfong mas - ! doa't ZEE
tos they q nld bang tho wrong mao 10
that \. sie, i.ienu, I'D the man With the
bliadlri beard. who cherished vivid tho
noi bright r-eoils c'ious Of = painful FL
pefieDc~ 10 Los Apgeiss real estate deals.
Dial yoa ses the toiics | gave yoai
said the editor to the grocer Yes. aod !
dosi x.at sgothes. The mao sho says I've
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