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, 1891-12-04
LOCAL REPORT.

The maximum temperature today was
AZ degrees and the minimum 20. Maximum
speed Of wind, 12 miles per hour, from
north. Amount Of rainfall, 90 inches,
(for tWenty-four hours ending at p.m).
Amount of rainfall since July /, 1891,
22.7O inches; average (for several years.
since July l, 1891, 1872 inches; excess
since July 1, 1891, 7.38 inches. For
Saturday, fair weather and warme.
e. B. OLNEY, Obyserer.
, 1891-12-04
Pleasing The Lnnatics.

George D. shannonis telling good story
from the insane asylum at steilacoom. For
the amusement of the inmates, minstrel
show was given few nights since, in
which Punch and Judy figured as the prin-
cipals. Above the boards appeared two man
ikins, one of which was labeled Haines,
the other O'Brien. "I'll hit you in the
nose said one, you insulted me.5' 'cYou're
. liar" replied Judy Whack, whack,
whack, and Haines and O'Brlen had a
regular set to. 1t made the inmates
lauph
, 1891-12-04
A Great Sale.

Ladies who have not purchased their
winter millinery will now get great bar
gains. Trimmed hats are reduced from 81
to $3 and all other goods accordingly at
Mrs ] Wright's millinery parlors, corner
of Jefferson and Fourth streets. Ladies
don't fail to call and see for yourself the
unparalleled bargains. n23-tf
, 1891-12-04
Watch Guards.

One Of the incest holiday presents from a
lady to a gentleman friend or relative is a
beautiful watch guard made from her own
hair. Mrs. w. R. Lott makes them. Sam
pies at Rose q Goddard's jeWelry store
Leave orders at TRIBUNE office.
, 1891-12-04
Notice,

All persons indebted to the State Print
ing and Publishing Company will please
come forward and settle by cash or note.
n3Otf STATE PRINTING & PUB. Co.
, 1891-12-04
steamers Lines.

Multnomah arrives from Tacoma at II; 80 a. M,
returning, leaves at pm. for Tacoma and Sc
DAY and Saturday at am. for Tacoma and SCI
attic; Returning, leaves Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays at 5 80 pm
For shelton, the Willie leaves daily except
Sunday at 500. am. Returning, arrives here at
For Kamilchie, and shelton-Doctor leaves
noOn
, 1891-12-04

5hen Baby was sick, we g@7e her Castoria.
when she was Child, she ciied for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria.
Sghen she had Children, sheGave them Castoria.
, 1891-12-04

will close out regardless Of cost all goods taken
from the warehouse at the time Of the fire, consist
ing Of common kitchen drop leaf treasure and ex-
tension tables, kitchen safes, bedroom suits bed
steads of all descriptions desks earlien seats and
chairs and woven wire mattresses. Parties wishing
to get bargain should not miss this chance, as the
goods must be sold.
, 1891-12-04
ALL ABOUT THE 1uAEE.s.

MAIL DEPARTURES.
DAILY.
TIays ~ HaTpof ana Coast points .9:15 am
a Iacollla lFouch Dlrect( ........ 500 am
y enlno ana all points south 9:15 am
i, 11oi north II LII. ...... 4:l5 pm
south. ;....,....,... roo pm
Kam1lehe and Shelton, daily except
Sunday ...-..: ...,..... 1900 pm
ARRIVALS
Points in Oregon, southern and north
- western and eastern Washington. 4;4O pm
INorGnW y esgefn @ states ....... 9:32 am
rry JItys daFPoG ana Coast points. 4:40 pm
RarlMaSer ana Ienlno ...... $3.50 pm
D, Sunday 1890 pm
Hlckerllg, weekly. IL 100 a. m
, 1891-12-04

On Sunday the morning train leaves at 9 40 am.
Olympia at 5:55 pm. The morning train makes
close connection with the Northern Pacific to
Portland and the evening train meets the train
from Portland
, 1891-12-04

OLYMPIA, Wash. Dec. 4, 1891.
, 1891-12-04

Now ready for business in their and elegant quarters
with the largest stock in their line.
, 1891-12-04
WANTED.

T ADY of experience wants small children to
u take care of by the month. Address A. c.,
this office. n23-tf
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
She Was Heroic in Her Way.

3 & r
"A somewhat amusing incident oc-
cured at an English provincial theater
recently, during a performance of
!" Called Back Early in the evening
an old lady took up her seat in the
balcony and concentrated her atten-
ton on the play. When Antony re-
ceived his coupe de grace at the hands
of Macari, the lady became very ex-
cited and tainted She was taken
down to the vestibule, and on recov-
cry twas suggested she should leave
the theatre. This. however. she de-
clined to do, being anxious to witness
as she put it, "the beautiful play =
She accordingly returned to her seat,
apparently well. The vision scene in
Act next proved too much for her,
and again she tainted. Once more res
toratives were applied, and she dec
clared her intention Of staying to the
end. Nothing occurred in Act III to
arouse her sympathies, but the
Siberian scene in Act III, in which DR..
Ceneri shufles off the mortal coil,
again upset her nerves and once more
she tainted. By this time the manage
ment had had enough of the thing, and
the old lady was sent away in a cab
to her residence, not far off. From
the Jester.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
at the head Of Wisconsin street. Disap-
pointment in love was the cause Of the

at the head Of Wisconsin street. Disap-
pointment in love was the cause Of the
deed.
I Charles Maloney, living near Eau Claire,
took dose of aconite in mistake for cough
cure, and his death followed in two hours.
He was employed by the Tonlahawk Lum-
Der company. His remains were inferred
in this city. 81 e
About 100 additional filings were made
at Ashland, thus taking nearly all the land
available except few tracts Of worthless
acres which have been burned over. Every
thing has quieted down until April II,
when the Omaha lands come into market
At that time over 5000 filings will be
made.
With the opening of navigation Capt.
Volney Bigelow's new rafter now on the
ways at Eagle Point near La Crosse will be
ready for business. She is to be 100 feet
long, % feet wide, 3 feet inches hold, and
will take the Natrona's machinery Capt
Bigelow has sought to make her plain
strong and serviceable
Dick Pitts, who was foreman at the gas
works at Eau Claire at the time of the ex.
plosion, has sued the gas company for $1O,-
600 damages for injuries said to have beer
received. The gas company claims it will
be able to prove that Pitts was asleep on
duty, and his own negligence caused tbs
explosion.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
A@Pony's Grief.

Ihad a pair ofponies, bought by me
almost as colts, and never separated
for an hour for seven years. Recently
one Of them, Ali, died; during his ill
ness the sorrow, wonder and efforts to
rouse him Of his stable companion
were touching to behold. They were
both loose in very large box, where
they habitually lived together, and the
one in health, Odo, was constantly
whinnying over his sick friend, licking
him and trying to induce him to eat
hay, which he brought to him
in his teeth. When Ali was really
dead and responded to his caresses no
more Odo's grief was poignant and
pitious. It lasted longer than most
brothers regret would endure. Five
months have gone by, but he has not
forgotten. When [ take him his sugar
he neighs wistfully, and looks about
for his dead comrade This is not
fiction, it is a plain fact. It is pure
mental pain, pain OF the affections
and theregrets. Hewants for nothing
materially, but he mourns his lost
friend. -Ouida in the Animals Guar
dian.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
Billy Brank's Bonanza.

Inordinate thirst for spirits and the
dry throat that it inseparable from
it will develop the inventive faculties
as well, or even better than downright
necessity.
Billy Drank, in a town in western
New York, was poor; Billy was thirsty;
Billy found a dead cat. Depositing it
behind the Office of r. K. Hull, re-
spected citizen, he waited. Mr.. Hull
is not more fastidious than his neigh
Dor. but he has always nourished a
prejudice against dead cats ben cath
his Office windows. As " as to be ex-
pected, he paid Billy IS cents to give
the remains a christian burial. Bill
took hera away and had five drinks OF
the Central houses best whisky at 5
cents a drink The next day Billy mud
died his cat by the river bank 50 that he
would not be recognized by Mr.. Hull
as an old acquaintance, and again Mr.
Hull paid her funeral expenses Later
she made the acquaintance of officials
of the First national bank and then
of the Second national bank. All
paid. Every resident made her ae-
quaintance, and finally Billy laid her
aside as a souvenir. He knew where
he could get more eats.
81 But greater wealth was opened IN
to him by the power Of his inventive
thirst. He sowed grass seed IN the
cracks Of the sidewalks. This he did
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

SIXTY per cent. of the wills contested
in this country are broken and the
others are badly cracked in paying the
lawyers for providing that the people
who make them have some right to
please themselves as to what they do
with their own money.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
NORTH DAKOTA.

J. C. Taylor of Kidder county, has 8 coo
yileep, and has lost but three during the
winter-and they were killed by wolves,
not weather.
A we'll known East Grand Forks hack
man and adenlimonde named Frank Heath,
were arrested, charged with robbing pas.
sengey IN the hack. The hickman was
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

"We have met the enemy and they are
ours" said Commodore Perry, thus telling
the story Of the battle of Lake Erie. And
it is also a fact that DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
is no sooner used than the cold is conquer
ed and the cough disappears.
There is madness in neuralgia pains
universal world don't know that this mad
ness is cured by Salvation Oil, the famous
lotion for man and beast @
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

The Faults and Follies of the Age,
Are numerous, but of the latter none is
more ridiculous than the promiscuous and
random use of laxative pills and other
drastric cathartics. These wrench, con-
yulse and weaken both the stomach and
the bowels. If Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
be used instead of these no-remedies, the
result is accomplished without pain and
with great benefit to the bowels, the stom-
ach and the liver. Use this remedy when
constipation manifests itself, and thereby
prevent it from becoming chronic.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

1t is easy running paper in Wyoming
the mobs furnish moose items.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Any article that has outlived "a years of
competition and imitation, and sells more
and more each year, must have merit
Dobbins' Electric Soap first made in 1865 is
just that article. Ask your grocer for it.
He has it, or will get it. %
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

DR.. FRANK POWELL white Beaver.) Union
Block 4th & Cedar ST., ST., Paul, MINI. NERv.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Middle aged people. when you were ba-
bies, Johnson's Anodyne Liniment was
then very old. y -. -.-
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

For ANY DERANGEMENr OF THE D1GEs TIVE
organs take Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters. All
genuine bear the signature of J. P. Allen
Druggist, St. Paul, Mimi
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04
WISCONSIN.

Three young sons of Andrew Gilbertson
were buried at Hudson. They all died of
diphtheria within thirty -two hours.
Morrill, Mott has sued the Valley Lumber
Company for $4,000 injury to his foot
which was caught in 8 log chain last SUM
mer in the saw mill in Eau Claire
Miss Gertrude Hictnx. prominent
young society lady, of Milwaukee. drown
ed herself in the lake. Fer body was found
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Honesty is the best policy, but it's not the
kind you get at the policy shop.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

"She doesn't belong to our set" as tn
hen said when the duck waddled by.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Hope says pessimist, els humbug
which takes every body inn =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

For sun-burn, tan or rough hands, battle
with Johnson's Anodyne Liniment at
night; wonderful. a~H.z
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

$1,000 reward offered by I. S. Johnson &
Co., Boston. Pamphlet with full particu-
lars free. H.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Houses at reasonable rates don't includ,
the water rates.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

Theatrical m anagers lose cast when they
are away too mnch. @a
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

It's all in my eye!' exclaimed the needl
as the seamstress threaded it.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

A felloe of infinite jest makes the hub
tired III ..+ 1885, 49, 81 49,, ~"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

"Fools ever since the conquest"-an en-
gagged couple.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-03-04

BEEcHMAN's PILLS cure sick headache
Patience" should be taken off monu
ment and put at the end of q telephone.
The record-union., 1891-06-06
A Flat RERuKE.

The State Horticultural Society is COM
posed wholly of men who know much
| about horticulture. They are not merely
theoretical in their knowledge, but emil
nently practical. Every member has to
do practically with fruit-growing and
shipping more or less extensively. The
body is thoroughly representative and
the acr reage, fruit-shipping interests and
capital for which the membership stands,
if stated in figures, would be found to be
astonishingly large.
At its recent monthly meeting this
association, in which personal ambi-
tions and political compIexions cut no
figure, was called upon to voice the
wishes and judgment ofthe fruit-growers
of California, as to who should be recon-
mended for the Chiefship of the Horti-
cultural Department of the Worlds Col
umbian Fair to be held at Chicago in
1888. The association did not hesitate.
Four names were before the body for
Endorsement. 1t being shown that Cen
eral Chapman and MIR. Kimball would
not contest for the place and had with
drawn their names from consideration,
the society proceeded to vote unani-
mously for j. de Barth Shorb Of Los
Angeles for the position of trust named
1t is significant that Maxwell, the per-
sonal candidate, who has striven for the
place in and out of season, did not receive
vote. The truth is, he is SO unsuited for
1.-THE position, and his selection would be
such travesty upon good judgment,
that the Horticultural Society did not pro-
| pose to make an exhibition of itself by
even considering Maxwell a candidate
The vote can be looked upon in no
| other light than that of a rebuke. It is a
| rebuke TO impertinence which pushes in
where it has no warrant to tread. 1t is a
rebuke that should result in the with
drawal of Maxwell's name, but since he
has the assurance to aspire to direct a de-
partment for which he is not fitted by ex-
perience, natural ability or study, it is
not to be expected that modesty will all
at once possess him. The action of the
| Horticultural Association should have,
and it may be reasonably expected that it
will have, direct and potential influence
upon the authority that is to confirm
whoever is finally chosen to the headship
of the department.
| By natural right the place belongs to
| California; by all the equities it should
be awarded to this, the chief fruit-pro-
ducing State Of the Union; by every con-
cernment of justice the Office should be
| placed, with all its high responsibilities,
| upon the man whom the horticulturists
of the State have in their representative
association unanimously indorsed.
The record-union., 1891-06-06
ORDINANCE NO. 20.
An Ordinance Regulating Saloons, Dance
Houses, Theaters and Places Where In
tOxicating Liquors are Disposed of by Re-
tail and Providing for Licenses Therefor.

TNHE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS OF THE
i County of Sacramento, do ordain as fol-
lows:
SECTION /. 1t shall be unlawful for any
person or persons TO hereafter open, establish
or conduct, or cause to be opened, established
or conducted, any barroom, public saloon
place where wines, spirituous or malt liquors
are sold by the glass bottle or otherwise, by
retail, within the limits of the County of Sac
ramento, without first obtaining permission
from the Board of Supervisors. The applica-
ton for such permission shall be made by
petition in writing to the Board of Super
visors, which petition must contain the
names and signatures OF a majority of the
resident taxpayers in the election precinct, as
it at the time exists, in which such saloon or
place in which such liquors are TO be dis
pensed is proposed to be opened or conducted
SEC. 2. II after due consideration of the
same by the Board of Supervisors the petition
of the person in whose favor the petition was
presented and the prayer of which was
granted before opening the said place to file
with the Board of Supervisors good and suf
ficient bond, to be approved by the Chairman
of the board, with two Sureties in the sum of
81 900; conditioned that the applicant shall
maintain said place in quiet, orderly and
decent manner.
SEC. 3. a written verified complaint filed
with said Board of Supervisors setting forth
that any saloon or place mentioned in Section
] OF this ordinance is conducted in other than
quiet orderly, lawful and decent manner
shall be foundation Tor action by the Board OF
Supervisors concerning the place complained
of in said complaint. If after a full investiga-
tion ofwhich both sides shall have due notice,
and the privils ge OF being represented in per-
son and by counsel and producing and exam
lining witnesses, the Board of Supervisors find
the allegations of the complaint TO be true 1t
shall make an order reYoking the license
issued to the person owning or conducting the
place complained of and shall declare the
bond given In such case forfeited.
SEC 4. On and after July i, 1891, persons
conducting the business mentioned in Section
OF this ordinance and In compliance with the
| provisions hereof, must pay q license tax to
the License Collector of said county in the
sum of $50 quarterly in advance; provided.
that all licenses in full force at the time OF the
passage OF this ordinance shall entitle their
holders to continue business hereunder until
! the expiration of the same.
SEC. 5. All parts of ordinances in so far as
they conflict with the provisions of this ordi-
nance are hereby repealed
SEC 6. This ordinance shall take effect and
be in force from and after July l. 1891
Z. GREER, Chairman.
Attest: w. w. RHoApS, Clerk
Adopted by the votes of Miller Black Rates
Jenkins and Greer.
Attest: w. w. RHOADS, Clerk.
je6-10t
The record-union., 1891-06-06
SHOW YOUR CoLoRs.

In an editorial boasting of the publica-
ton of rumor that has been given to
the public about forty times in the past
ten years through the RECORD UNION
and Bee-the hoped-for subdivision of the
Rancho del Paso-the Meas of last even
ing says: "This paper is alive to every
question where the material welfare of
the community is involved" Is that so?
Then how does 1t happen that when the
question of raising the liquor licenses and
the closing of the dives is on the tongue
of every citizen the NewS is as dumb as
an oyster, and does not have word to
say on the subject? And, by the way,
our neighbor across the way, the Bee,
which always claims to have the courage
of its convictions, and. to its credit be it
said, generally has convictions, says not
word about the license question. Come
out, gentlemen, and take one side or the
other. It cannot be that you are afraid
because few dive-keepers will stop
their papers, as they have been doing
| with the REcoRD-UNIoN during the past
The record-union., 1891-06-06
ROCKFORD AND SACRAMENTO.

A citizen of Sacramento is in receipt of
letter from the Mayor of Rockford, H.,
in response to inquiries made concerning
that place. This letter has been placed
before us and we deem the facts stated to
be of the highest value in the current dis
cussion concerning licenses for liquor
bars.
Rockford is a railroad center; eight
prominent lines of railway touch the city
and a large force of railroad employees
live in the city. The place has q, 900
population by census, but claims 10000
1t is fourishing city, in many respects
model one, does large business, and is
expanding in all its industrial activities.
The license tax for privilege of keeping a
saloon in Rockford is 81 900 year. There
are twenty-eight saloons in the city, and
applications are on file for three more for
the new fiscal year. Only men of re-
spectability and able to give bond and
secure Endorsement of the residents of
their precincts are granted licenses. The
saloons all close at 10 o'clock at night and
the police see to it that the law is obeyed.
All the people are satisfied with the ar
rangement, for it is success. There are
no dives in the place and no resorts to
invite and house the criminal element, or
protect it in its conspiracies. The saloon
keepers are themselves strong support
ers of these regulations.
Let us compare the situation there with
that in Sacramento, and let the parallel
lines of figures advise us as to true
economy and good government:
Rockford-Population, 10000; bars. 81
city license per year, 81 900; license revenue,
$31 900.
| Sacramento = Population, 10000; bars,
! 800; city license per year, S6o; license reve-
Rockford-Dives, none; criminal resorts,
none order, good.
! Sacramento-Dives, many; criminal resorts
many; order, difncult
| Rockford = Saloons TO population, / to
| every 96S; saloons TO voters, / to every
| 161 9-31 closing, 0 p. NJ. and Sundays.
Sacramento-Saloons to population, ] TO
| every 100; saloons TO voters, I to every 62%
| closing, midnight.
Ii this comparison teaches us anything
at all, it is that for the good of the COM
munity and the community purse, either
Sacramento has too many saloons and toe
low license, or Rockford has too few
bars and too high license.
The record-union., 1891-06-06
SPECIAL \ \ REMOVAL
NOTICE.

On and after JUNE 15, 1891,
the business Of FELTER, SON
& CO., importers and dealers
in Wines, Liquors and Cigars,
will be removed to All Battery
street, San Francisco. Patrons
or the firm will please note
this change, and all orders will
be promptly filled from and af-
ter above date from SAN
FRANCISCO store.
Prior to removal we will Of
fer our broken stock at great
bargains. Call early and save
money.
Sacramento, June 1, 1891.
The record-union., 1891-06-06
HARDWARE.

One of our competitors announces that
they are retiring from business in Sac
ramentO, and that in future they will
cOnfine their operations to San Fran
cisco. They so take occasion to solicit
the patrons of Sacramento TO send their
hardware business to their San Fran
cisco house.
We take tbs occasion to say, that in
anticipation of the announcement re-
ferred to, we have ordered a full and
complete stock of GENERAL HARD
WARE, MILL and MINING SUPPLIES,
IRON, COAL, ETC, so that the trade
which has heretofore favored Sacramento
with its patronage will suffer no incon-
venience by the withdrawal of the house
referred to.
We beg to thank our patrons for
their fayors since we opened business
in Sacramento, and further desire 10
say that we are here to stay.
The record-union., 1891-06-06

The RECoRD-UNIoN and WEEKLY
UNION are the only papers on the Coast,
outside of San Francisco, that re-
ceiUe the full associated Press Dis
patches from all parts of the aUorId. Out
side Of San Francisco, they haze no COM
petitorS, either an influence or home and
general circulation throughout the State.
The record-union., 1891-06-06

accomplishments it must pIace to its
credit financially, in a sanitary sense, in
government regulation and in physical
protection of the site of the city against
the doubts and fears, even though they
are not justified, that are entertained by
new cOmnrS