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linnples.

The old idea of 40 years ago was that facial
eruptions were due to "blood humor" for
which they gave potash. Thus all the old sarsa-
parillas contain potash, a most Objectionable and
drastic mineral, that instead OF decreasing
actually creates moro cruptions. You have nc
tced this when taking other sarsaparillas than
joys. It is however now known that the stom-
ach, the blood creating power, is the seat of all
vitrating or cleansing operations A stomach
clogged by indigestion or constipation, yitiates
the blood, result pimples. 4 clean stomach and
healthful digestion purifes it and they disappear
Thus JOY Vegetable Sarsapariila is compounded
after the modern idea to regulate the bowels and
stimulate the digestion. The effect is immediate
and most satisfactory. Al short testimonial to
contrast the action of the potash Sa-saparillas
and joys modern vegetable preparation. Mrs.
C. d. Stuart, of 400 Hayes St, s. F.. writes: &C.
have for years had indigestion, I tried popular
Sarsaparllla but it acuali; cansctl more piinples
to break out on my face. Hearins that joys was
a later preparation and acted differently, tried
it and the pimples Immediately Disappeared
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will be to advertise the resources Of the
city, and adjacent country, to assist in
developing our industries, in extending
and opening up new channels for our
trade, in securing an open river, and in
helping THE DALLEs to take her prop
Ter position as the
Leading City Of Eastern Oregon.
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tea bright. shiny green, bat also permits the
use Of 4" "offcolor" and worthless teas, which,
once under the green cloak, are readily
worked OF as good quality of tea
An eminent authority writes on this sub
ject: The manipulation Of poor teas, to give
them a.fner appearance, is carried on extern
sively. Green teas, being in this country
especially popular, are produced to meet the
demand by coloring cheaper black kinds by
glazing or facing with Prussian blue, tumeric
gypsum, and indigo. This method fs 80 geH-
erol that vey little genuine stncoIored green tea
Is offered for sale"
1t was the knowledge of this condition Of
affairs that prompted the placing OF Beech's
Tea before the public. It is absolutely pure
and without color. Did you ever see any
genuine uncolored Japan tea? Ask your
grocer to opena package of Beeeh's, and you
VIII see It, and probably for the very first
time. It will be found in color to be just be-
tween the artificial green tea that you have
been accustomed to and the black teas
1t draws delightful canary color, and Is 80
fragrant that It viii be a revelation to tea.
drinkers. Its purity makes iit also more
economical than the artificial teas, for less
of 1t Is required per cup. Sold only In pound
packages bearing this trademark:
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and will be delivered in the city, or sent
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A Revelation.

Few people know that the
bright bluish-green color of
the ordinary teas exposed in
the windows, is not the nat
ural color. Unpleasant as the
fact may be. it is nevertheless
artificial; mineral coloring
matter being used for this
purpose. The effect is two
fold. It not only makes the
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
Why People Get Married.

Though it is very common to reproach
old bachelors with their celibacy, and to
pity old maids as if single blessedness
were misfortune, yet many married
people have seen fit to offer apologies for
having entered into what some profane
wag has called the 'holy bands of pad
lock" One man says he got married to
get housekeeper, another to get rid of
bad company.
Many women declare they got mar
ried for the sake of home; few ac-
knowledge that their motive was to get
a husband. Goethe averred that he got
married in order to be respectable.
John Wilkes said he toe a wife Ito
please his friend" Wyche-.y, who es-
poused his housemaid, said he did it to
''spite his relations"
A widow who married a second hus-
band said she wanted somebody to con-
dole with her for the loss Of her first
Another, because she thoughta wedding
would "amuse the children" Another,
to get rid of incessant importantly from
a crowd of suitors.
Old maids who get married invariably
assure their friends that they thought
they could be more useful" as wives
than as spinsters. Nevertheless Q1ilp
gives it as his opinion that nine-tenths
of all persons who marry, whether
widows or widowers, spinsters or bachel-
ors, do SO for the sake of-getting mar
ried. London Tit-Bits.
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Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
Were They oualified?

A correspondent sends some evidence
that it is not always the school children
who have queer ideas regarding the
meaning of words. She has transcribed
from several hundred replies to ques-
tions given in the examination of appl-
cants for the position of teacher. The
candidates were asked to define plagiar-
ism. Here are eight of the answers.
Plagiarism is an occult science. Pla-
giarism is the act of plaguing. 1t is the
state of believing differently from the
majority Of people.
1t is the act of telling falsehoods about
an opponent, 1t is downright meanness.
1t is having the disposition to fight. 1t
is something made correct by usage. !
do not know unless it relates to the
power of witching.
Define pedagogics. Pedagogics is fe-
mail teachers. 1t relates to petty rulers
In that case there is something about
pedagogics in the history of Europe, also
history of the United States and the
Bible. 1t is the history of ones good or
bad deeds. Pedagogics is an old teacher
that's cranky,
w HdL are meIdpnOrlO rOChSl Lucy dr0
rocks composed of little animals called
metamorphoses.
What is the derivation of the word
"polypus?" It is derived from poly
(many) and pus (puss); many cats.
What is anatomy? Anatomy is extinct
in dead boldly.
What can you say of the use of pain
and pleasure? Pain is of no use, but it
is bad for the health. Pain gives the
physician practice Pain tells us that all
is not right in the region where the pain
is. There are many kinds of pain, enough
for every one to have some. Pleasure is
useful because it promotes health, it lets
us enjoy ourselves while the pains are
absent.
Describe the bee. The bee has wings,
leggs. 1t has part at the end of the
boldly not the head that is poisonous.
He is classed among flies.
Give an account of Horace Greeley.
He led the Greeley expedition into the
north. turned cannible, eating up their
members when provisions gave out
Youths Companion.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
The COOK HAD NERVE.

With the Aid of This and Two Revolvers
He Soon Became a Chef.
Not so very long ago large band of
cattle were resting up few miles from
Vinita, in the Indian Territory, before
being driven across the line to Kansas.
The boys belonging to the outfit were a
particularly hard lot and in six weeks
no less than five cooks had left the camp
in disgust, as no matter what they did
or how well the food was prepared the
men were sure to growl The head boss
was in a quandary when the fifth man
left, as he knew he would have hard
job to find another.
To his surprise, however, soon after
sunrise next morning a short, sinewy
son of Erin walked into camp, and, after
lighting his pipe, sat down on dilapi-
dated gripsack and inquired if a cook
was wanted. 1t did not take the boss
long to make bargain with the man,
who said his name was Macmillan. He
was soon installed in his position, slowed
his grip away, and after wash in the
creek began the operation of getting
dinner. The boys sized up the new ar
rival as the beans were dished out, but
said nothing. aa
Next morning, however, the fun be-
gan. One man asked Mac where he
learned to fry pork, another remarked
that he forgot to put the coffee in the
pot, but he was deaf to all until Joe
Taylor, the biggest man in the camp,
said he would be hanged if he could eat
such biscuit as those, and if there was
no improvement in the grub at noon the
cook would hear something drop.
At the first mention of the biscuit the
pipe fell from Macs mouth, and he
stood listening until Taylor had finished.
Then, walking quietly over to the wag
on he fshed out a pair of Colts revolv-
ers, and marching up to the growler
shouted, "You amt got no appetite,
but you sit down and eat them biscuit,
or I'll plug you before you can wink"
There was a awieked look in Macs eyes
as he spoke, and Taylor saw the cook
meant business. He had pistol in his
belt, but he also knew that before he
could draw it he would be dead man.
"Eat them biscuits" came the order
again, while the rest of the crowd sat
around with grin, taking in the fun.
There was no help for it, SO Taylor sat
down, and before Mac let him go he had
eaten every biscuit in the pan, and was
stuffed so full he could hardly breathe.
81 thought you would soon find your
appetite" said Mac Then turning to
the rest of the boys, he asked, 'How's
the coffee? Every one replied that it
was fine, and all agreed that the pork
was cooked to turn. Mac staid with
the outfit several months, and when he
left the boys swore he was the best cook
west of the Mississippi river.-San Fran
cisco Call.
For fine Zinfandel, ring up telephone A.
Fl. ]. Woollacott keeps it.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
THE SHADOWS DEBUT.
Billy Maber Proves Himself to Be
Clever Pugilist.

Billy Maber Proves Himself to Be a
Clever Pugilist.
SAN FRANcIsCo, August 31.-Billy Ma
Der, the Australian lightweight, better
known as ''The Shadow" defeated a
local boxer, Frank Kelly, at the Occi-
dental club tonight for purse of $3.50
Kelly was game, but unscientific, and
Maber jabbed his left at will on Kelly's
nose and chin, drawing blood freely from
his nose. Kelly was groggy and bleed
ing at the close of the ninth round and
the referee stopped the fight, awarding
it to Maber. This was Maber's first
fight in America, and much interest at
tached to the exhibit. The sympathies
of the spectators were evidently with
Kelly, but it was conceded by all that
Maber was exceedingly clever.
In a preliminary ten-round contest,
Paddy German withdrew, having in
jured his hand recently, and Joe Kina,
of San Francisco, took his place, knock
ing out his opponent, Jim Morrisey,
also of San Francisco. in four rounds.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
Notice for Publication of Time for
Proving Will, Etc.

TN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
l. California. County OF Los Angeles, IS.
deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Monday. the
14th day of Septem Der, 1891, at 10 o'clock m.
of said day at the courtroom of this court,
Department Two thereof, in the city of Los
Angeles county of Los Angeles, and state Of
California, has been appointed as the time and
d. Green praying that a document now. on
file in this court, purporting TO. be the last
will and testament of the said deceased. be
admitted to probate that letters testameutary
be issued thereon to said Helen D. Green,
at which time and place all persons interested
therein may appear and contestthe san e.
Dated August "a, 1891.
f. H. WARD. County Clerk
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
THE RUNNING TURF.
Kingston Beats Van Buren, in a Canter
at Garfield Park.

at UaThOAu
CHICAGO, August 31.-In the match
run at Garfield park between Kingston
and Van Buren, for $4,000, Kingston
passed the wire in common caDter
three lengths ahead. The bookmakers
gave odds of 4 to l on Van Buren,, and
held Kingston at to 5. Hamilton rode
Kingston, Sloan was on Van Buren,. The
two started on even terms, and for half
a mile raced like team then Kingston
forged ahead, which position he kept to
the end of the race. Distance, mile and
q sixteenth time, :50A.
On Wednesday Kingston will be pitted
against Marion c., Verge dor and 9TH
ers at mile and an eighth. All are in
good condition, and a great race is ex-
pected.
OTHER RACES.
Six furlongs-P -Picadilly won, Mabel II.
second, Oakdale third time, :1SM.
Mile7Maud won, Tamberlane second,
Joe Woolman third time, 1 AZ.
Six furlongs-Addie won, Tom Will
mott second, Yo Tambien third; time,
III.
Five furlongs-L Little Rock won, Tom
Roach second, Cruikshank third; time,
1:0314.
1ullC-ICOdWaI O0AuC oNNOhNt
Little Annie third; time, :4434.
HAWTHORNE RACES.
Seven furlongs-Roseland won, Bir-
ney second, Clifford third; time, l :3S.
Mile-Bankrupt won, Dungarven sec
ond; Patrick third; time, l :46.
Handicap, mile and furlong-Brook-
wood won, Insolence second, Silver Lake
third; time, L .591a. sep fee.e
Seven furlongs--Zantippa won, Polers
second, Engarita third time, 1859.
Steeplechase, start course Evange-
line won, Speculation second, Leader
$hird; time, 3 :51.
CINCINNATI RACES.
CINCINNATI, August 31.-Track good.
Mile and twenty yards-Radcliffe won,
Mary B. second, First Lap third; time,
:45A.
Mile-Donnell won, Fannie S. second,
Won Tromp third; time, l :4919.
Mile and fifty yards-Hcpeful won,
Hueneme second, Harry Weldon third;
time, AN.
Four and half furlongs-H Hindoo
Gam won, Greenwich second, K. *.
third; time, 0 57.
Mile ard seventy yards-Allan Bane
won, Palisade second, Nina Archer
third; time :461@.
AT SHEEPSHEAD BAY.
SHEEPsHEAD BAY, August 3l.-Weath-
er cool and cloudy; track slow.
Six furlongs- Chesapeake won, Worth
second, Arab third; time, I'LL,
Five furlongs = Refraction won,
Cakena second, Fred Lee third, Laugh
ing Water fourth time. l 10.
Mile and furlong-Pessara won, Now
or Never second, Tea Tray third; time,
:58 3.5.
Six furlongs-Mary Stone won, Reilly
second, Rosa H. third time, l 10 3-5.
Mile-Luella B. won, Esquire second,
Peralta third; time, l "A.
Mile-Watterson won, Eric second,
Belwood third; time, AS.
A Famous Breeder Dying.
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Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
Golden Gate Races.

OAKLAND, August 31.-The Golden
Gate Fair association races commenced
today.
First race, 2-year-olds, fve-eighths of
a mile-Coqua won, Pescador second /;
time; :0119.
Second race, all ages, one mile-Fairy
won, Cheerful second; time, l Az.
Third race, tive-eighths of mile heats,
all ages-Ida Glenn won, Inkerman,
second; best time, 1:01.
Fourth race, ,ffteen-sixteenths ola mile
all ages-John Treat won, Del Mar sec
ond; time, 1 :341a.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
RECORDS SMASHED.
An Exceptionally Sensational Day on
the Kite-5haped Track.

An Exceptionally Sensational Day on
the Kite-shaped Track.
INDEPENDENCE, Ia, August 31.-Rec-
ords were smashed today as follows:
Pat Downey, who obtained race rec
ord of 2:1S Saturday, went against the
clock in 2: Is. A year ago this horse was
incapable OF beating three minutes. His
owners value him at $40, 900.
Gateo, to beat :30la, paced in 2:271@.
Muscovite, to beat 228M, trotted in
2:2l4.
Boaz, to beat 22Il, trotted in 20
fat.
Ais, to beat 2:l914, trotted in 2:164.
Reserve Fund, to beat 2:30, paced in
2:26A.
Allerton lowered his record from 2 :12
to 2:l1. The quarters were: :33, ;0614
l :3914.
Manager, holding the 3-year-old stall
lion record for PAGERS (2:13), reduced
the record to 2:ll3%.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

ankle, which prevented him from taking
part.
Guy Cochran was an absentee, but
Manning and Coulter were representa-
tives from the Los Angeles club in his
stead.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

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7.Aem
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

Our Home Brew
Maier q Zoeblein's Lager, fresh from the
brewery, on draught in all the principal sa-
looms. delivered promptly in bottles or kegs
O6ce and Rrewarv. 444 Also at. Telephone 81.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

many turf celebrities, is lying at the
point of death at his home in Sumner
county.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
MADAM SIMMONS,

(tLAIRvoYANT AND MAGNETIC HEALER,
~ the greatest in the United states. II you
are sick orr in trouble, come to me. 33lH
her. 9-17t
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
AllertOn TrOts in 2:11 and
Ties StambOul.
Fairy and John Treat Win at
Oakland.
Manager PAGES a Mile in 2:1134 at
Independence, Iowa.
The Giants and Chicagoes Play a Sensa-
tional Game of Bal1-The Longest
Heat Race on Record.

Allerton and Stamboul are now on the
same mark. Yesterday at Indepen-
dence, Allerton trotted mile in 21I
fiat. The four fastest stations now are
Nelson 2:l024, Stamboul 2;11, Allerton
2:11 and Axtell PIP. The stations
have cut down the record in sensa-
tional style in the past three years. The
record in 1888 was held by Maxey Cobb
with a mark of 2:l34. Nelson, Aller-
ton and Stamboul will all be sent
against the scythe bearer in the next
two months. AS soon as Allerton and
Nelson are through with their record
breaking journeys, Stamboul will then
make his final effort. A horse that can
trot over a California track in 2:11
should certainly be able to trot over the
Independence track in 2;0915.
x%x
The wonderful victory of Faustino in
the 3-year-old trot at independence was
given by telegraph. The details of the
great race are now at hand. Evangeline,
by Director, won the first heat in 1926.
Faustino won the next three in 2:18I,
2:17 and 2:1S15. The omission of sew
eral words in the HERALD, last week,
made it appear that this was the fastest
three heats ever trotted by stallion.
The words "3-year-od" were omitted.
The Chicago Herald says Faustino by
Wedgewood. This is rank display OF
ignorance. Faustino is by Sidney, and
was bred in California.
#*~
The following is a summary of the
celebrated twelve heat, 3-year-old pac-
inO of Tndannndnnca
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
Our nick Won.

CHICO, CAL, August 31.-The last heat
and race postponed last Saturday to this
morning on account of darkness, was
won by Our Dick; time, 2:17.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

Yesterday at Oakland L. J. Roses
Fairy made her debut in California and
won a creditable race, the mile being
Old John Treat, a great Los Angeles
favorite, won a race, and Pescador,
Los Angeles colt, ran second ga=as
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
NOTICE.
Orange County Fair Notice.

DIDS WILL BE RECEIVED BY THE UNDER
ID signed up. to and including September
the five days Fair of the thirty second district:
1st. The exclusive bar privilege, with floor
space 14x30.
End. The exclusive restaurant privilege,
with floor space 42x30.
3rd The exclusive fruit, lemonade, etc..
privilege with floor space 14x3O.
The restaurant will be expected to open
when required, possibly before the opening of
the Fair, by the superintendent oYGrounds.
The Board of Directors reserve the right to
reject any or all bids, W. A. BECKETT,
$50 Secretary.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
BORN,

SRESOVICH-In this city, August Goth, to
the wife of + B. Sresovich, a son.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01
a Famous Rreeder .Dxing.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, August 31.--Cap-
tain James Franklin, owner of the fa-
nous Tennessee stud, and breeder Of
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

All the crack runners are now at
Sheepshead Bay. Tom Rodman lays
odds against any of the crackerjacks.
Splendid racing today.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

2:26]5, 2:sota, 2:291S, 81, 5:29N.
This beats the record, eleven heats be-
ing the most ever trotted orpaced before
in race.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

Use German family SOAP.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

The first modern newspaper was pub
liahed in England in 1858.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

Manager made sensational record at
independence. Just think of 2-year-
old reeling off mile in 2:11A! Man
ager should be star of the first mag
nitude in a year or two, ii handled
judiciously.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-01

For fine Zinfandel, ring up telephone A.
Fl. ]. Woollacott keeps it.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-01-14
Humane society Elects omeers

The annual meeting of the Humane
Society was held last night and officers
were elected as follows: A. $. Pratt, presi-
dent; vice-presidents, Judge Arthur Mac
Arthur, w. b. Webb, Rev. II. II. Shipper,
Mrs. William Il. Chandler, Mrs. A. l..
Barber, II. II. Blount, Rev. T. S. Hamlin,
Rev. VIM. A. Bartlett, Mrs. Florence Muir
ray, j. b. 7. Upper, Mrs. Hugh McCul-
loch, Mrs. Il. G. Halliday and II. Sidney
Everett; corresponding secretary, Walter
S. Pratt; recording secretary, Miss M. A.
Peet financial secretary, Mrs. ii. b. II.
Mcfarland; treasurer, Il. NJ. Truell exc
cutiye committee, Mrs. A. J. Chapman, j.
b. T. Upper, Mrs. Florence Murray, Miss
Harriet Lorny, Mrs. Il. d. Hood, Mrs. II.
Z. Randolph, II. b. II. Mcfarland, Mrs.
Martha A. Smell, Mrs. i. =. Munmack,
Mrs. Hugh McCulloch, Mrs. Enoch Tot.
ten, Mrs. +. Cairns, II. $. Everett, and the
officers of the association. Reports sub
mitted showed that considerable progress
had been made during the year.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-01-14
Thomas X. Gray Hurled.

The late Thomas X. Gray was buried
yesterday afternoon from the Metropoli-
tan Church. Rev. Samuel Rodgers, d.
D., of the NJ. Il. Church South, of Balti-
more, former pastor, conducted the
services, assisted by Rev. George III. Corey,
ID. D., of the Metropolitan Church. The
quartette choir of the Metropolitan Church
rendered appropriate music. After the
services were concluded the remains were
temporarily inferred in the receiving vault
and will be subsequently placed in the
family lot at Gleenwood. The Grand
Lodge, Columbian Encampmcnt, No. /,
and Columbia Lodge, No. 10, |. o.
o. f.. and delegation from the
Oldest Inhabitants were present. Rudolph
Eichorn and James A. Wineberger were
pall-bearers on the part of the Oldest In
habitants' Association, w. w. Maloney,
j. 9. Grumley, A. J. Donaldson and
George u. COLLISION represented the Odd
Fellows and q. w. Gray and c. Il. Burlew
the Metropolitan Church.