The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-06-04

immortal water If Sunth. -,
10 speak, and am a. limlE.r and friSky a,
q twO-year-Old steer. and in tn" fuiul
them buys which srz To mr ga M. Did
Bawld he'd will do - nj the Isril 81
their hazard, individually. I'm very
happy. My house is full If joy. and
have 10 git up nights and larf, sum.
times ! AZ myself is it not a ,lrram:" Il
suthin withintO me SCI lit air" Int
when look at them sweet little rritiI.r-
and hear 'em squawk. know it is a
reality realitys. may say-and feel
gay.
returned from the Summer Camplnr
with my unparalleled show ~ wax w,rk-
and hvin wild Bs.sts Of PRAY in the
early part Of this munth. The people Of
Baldinsyille met me cOr,lully and | i'm
mejitly cuInmenst rJ-Stin mysrlf with
my fSmerly. Theuthrr mite whilr I was
down TO the tavern tustin my shins lgin
the bar room fire d amuzin the krpwtl
with sum Of my adventure. who shur,l
cum in bare headed and terrible eyriter
but Bill Stokes, who sex, sez he, old
Ward, there's crate doius up Ia your
house"
Sez !, civilian. now sU:-
Ser he, Bust INV shsaarl. but its
Crate dOins, & then he larfed as il heed
hill hisself
Sez !, risin AMI putin on austeer
look, William, | woOlunt h. foil if !
had common cents"
But he kept ON larfin till he was black
In the face, when hr fell over on To- the
bunk where the hostler sleeps. and i'm a
still small voice sd, Twins | AShurc
you gents that the grass didn't grow
under my feet ON my way home. & I was
follered by a enthusiastic thruug uf INV
Teller sitterEens. who hurrard for on
Ward at the top If their vuises. | fnunl
the house chock full az peple. Thar
was Mis- Square Baxter and her thrr,
grown up darters. lawyer PerkinSJ.s
wife, Taberthy Ripley, young Ebpn Par.
suns, Deakun Simmuns folks. the Skuol.
master. Doctor Jorlin. etscttcrry. ctset-
terry. Mis- Ward WIS in tn. west rno,n.
which jines the kitchin. Mis- Square
Baxter was mixin suthin in a tlipper h.
fore the kitchin fir. q a small army If
female wimin were ru~iiin wildly rUuDd
the hOuse with buitl.-- ,f clmiirr, r-.ar,s
OF hAnnil, &c. I never SCI such a hub
hub in my natral burn d.lS, Good not
stay in the west nom only mint. ~
strung mp was my ftt.lins. So rusht ont
and cease,l my dubtel l1rrill gun.
what upun airth al,-s the mani" seq
Taberthy Ripley ..Slkrs alive. wha,
sir yOu doiny & she grahI m by the
coat tales. What's the matter with
your she cnniiun-rl.
Twins, mann" : I. ..t,rirs!''
Il know IL. So shr. GOVERN her prrt-
~ face with her apul.
"WAll. seq I. That's whats the mat
ter with mer'
wall, put dow that air gun. yuu
pesky old foil. s,,l ,hc.
mo, marin" SCI |. this j. a Nash
unal day. The glory Of tiiis here dav
isn't confined to BaldinSvilla hy a darn
site On yonder wuolShrtl. sci I.
drawin myself up To nv fun hite and
speakin in n show Rrtin vuirc. will I
IRE Nashunal salOoty- saving which |
tared myself from her grasp AMI rusht tn
eA0 bop W tur SllNl Ntlslrp ! bl1Ze1i away
until Square DIxtcr's hind man and ms
son Artefnus Juneyer cum AMI took me
down by name force.
On retumin 20 the Kitchin found
quite lot Of people seated bet the fire. !
talkin the event over. They made 1
room for me & I sOt down. .'Cuite n |
eppisOde," sed DOCter Jurlin, Eiin his |
Fps with n red-hUt coal.
"Ys, said I, 1.-THE eppisoles, way.
Ing abOwt IS pounds jintly."
"a perteck coop de tat, setl the slrool-
master.
= pluribus unum, In proprietor per.
eny," sd l, thinking I'd let him know
j understood Turin langwidges as well
- he did, II wasn't q skoolInaster.
sstt b indeed q mOmentious event
sid young Eben Parsuns, who has been
. quaTters b The Academy.
II never heard twins called by that
nams afors." ed I, ''but spose It's all
~"
HWs GhAll soon have Wards enuff,-
&C ths editoE Of the BaldinsviIie g.. !.
"a kfesrss, whe was lockin over . bundle