Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-27

to one man have lost their lives. Miss
smathers is petite girl with
bright, piercing elbows and rosebud
mouth. Her father is winter and makes
the celebrated Peoria Plum Duff cooking
whisky for man and beast. She is q good
horsewoman and takes care of her fathers
team entirely when at home. She is a
graceful rider, and her only fault in getting
the rise in the saddle is, according to our
best rules, that when,she hits the saddle
she does not grunt at the same time the
horse does.
PRESIDENT HARRISON DIDN'T COME.
Miss Birdie Nudge. of Vareoloid, o.,
gave Scotch plaid tea and marshmallow
roast day before yesterday, and invited the
President of the United States It is
thought that he did not get the letter. Dane
ing was had in the evening, which was only
marred by a cutting scrape, participated in
by the first violin and the mouth organ man,
both colored. Miss Nudge was greatly
panied over the outcome, but not so much
80 as the mouth organist, who accidentally
exposed some of his plans and specifications
connected with his digestive scheme. So
that it took the entire E string to sew him
up with. Birdie was greatly ANNOYED BY
the occurrence, and said she was so glad, as
it turned out, that the President did not
come.
Miss Maizie Vermuth, of Avenue Az,
New York City, is also here stopping at the
Mean Temperature House. She is q blonde,
with soft and slightly infamed eyes. Her
father is very wealthy, she says, and po-
hceman also. She is great reader, she
says, and takes the Century every month
while here. She gets it oftener while in
New York. She is a graceful dancer, and
loves to be swung twice around in the
square dances by pure man.
ONE WHO DOESN'T USE TOBACCO.
Miss valerian Briggs, of Charleston,
whose father brought on the war and who
afterward regretted it, is stopping at the
Floating Island House. She is beautiful
Southern girl of about 80 years, and loves to
gagged in other pursuits. In this way she
often empties hotel porch or gets
her choice of the hammocks. She
was well brought up, however, and
before the war her father was yery
wealthy. He owned over 100 negroes.
Now he hasn't any hardly at all He SAYS
if he had it to do over again he would Be
more conservative. Miss Briggs does not
use tobacco in any form.
For two days young man was at the Big
Hominy House, near Flat Rock, last week,
DuC young WIDOW nd1eQ branScOm, from
flushed him premature1y and
his swallowtail remains as yet unsalted. His
name was La Fayette Miggs, tall and wiry
man from Tennessee. His father was in the
war in the hottest of the fight, but never
got scratch. Several notches were cut in
him, but he never got a flesh wound. He
had no place for one. When he was lacer-
ated he never had gangreen. He had me-
crosis
HIS EXPERIENCE WITH wIDowa
The young man is heir to a beautiful |
marble quarry in Tennessee and is quite a |
catch, but the widow cornered him on a hot |
afternoon when the sun could bring out the |
bouquet of her grewsome mourning goods, |
and he paid his bill at eventide, and, bor- |
rowing tent, went as far into the forest
rs he could go, as the crow flies. The evap-
oration of hot tears from the meshes of
freshly dyed mourning apparel, especially
t the tears be shed for another man, cast a
gloom over one whose victuals might other
wise set well on ones stomach.
Thirty-eight women, fresh air fund ex-
,ursion of children and a colored waiter
With the asthma are stopping at the Ozone
House.
The W. G. T. o. here has raised thirty
lollars toward building an opera house at
his place.
A stag dance was had at Clem-Sourwood's
lace last Friday was a week ago, after
Which a watermelon was cut. Many said
was the best doings ever they had been at.
BILL NYE