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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05
Disastrous Failure!

ills with feelings of regret that we an
nounce the failure OF hosts of people troubled
with iuaction of the kidneys to take efficient
Is most disastrous, for u complete wreck OF
tho organs themselves must eyentuate TX
timely means are not taken to re-establish
their secretive function on a basis OF activity
and regularity. Hostetter's stomach Bitters
renews both, and prevents ultimate and fatal
disaster. AS it is one OF the functions OF the
kidneys to strain from the blood, in Its pas
sage through them. impurities provocative of
dropsy, rheumatism and govt, an early i'm
petus Is all the more needful to be given to
The unmedicated stimuli of commerce do
not answer this purpose. Use the Bitters for
dyspepsia, malaria, constipation and bilious
ness.
The difference between fool and wise
man Is the one makes u fcoi OF himself and
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05
Entit,ed TO the Best.

There are very few self made men when the
number is compared TO the number Of men
who unmade themselves
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05
"Mrs. wInsIow's Soothing Syrup

The doctors profession shows how theory
never helps man through without practice.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

The tramp is the man who waited for the
wagon too long and had TO walk.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

So live to-day that you may not have to
dodge your creditors at the first of next month
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Steady employment, on salary, is offered in
another column, BYE. e. Pierson & Co., Wa
ferloo Y
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Six steel-rail mills, five Of which are in
Pennsylvania, control the output.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

1t Is a vel established principle of economy
that the young man who gets up with the sun
should not stay up later than ten O'Clock with
the daughter.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

FITS.-An fitsstopped free by DIR. KLIsE's GREAT
Nerve Rcstorer. No Fit after tirstday' use Mar
velous cures Treatise and $500 trial bottle free 70
Fit cases. send to DR.. kllne93I Arch ST., Pha, Pa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

MRS. Winslows Soothing syrup"
has been used over Fifty Years by mothers for
their children while Teething with perfect
success. 1t soo.hes the child softens the Gums
allays all Pain, cures Wind Collie, regulates the
bowels and Ia the best remedy for Diarrhoea
whether arising from teetning or other causes,
and is for sale by Drugg SITS in every part Of
the world. BE sure ana ask for Mrs Wins owls
Soothing Syrup. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Public men should remember that scrubbipg
alone will not keep their Office clean.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

DIR. Foote'S new pamphlet on yaricOceie tells
all about IL. and what all men ought TO know. Sent
sealed for 10 cents. Box 7ss, New York.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Many keep their reputation polished only
that they may oltshine their neighbors.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

FITS-Epilepsy permanently cured by new system
of treatment. TWO TRIAL BOTTLES FREE. Send for
Treatise Epileptic Remedy Co.. % Broad St. New York
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

When a man offers to fight he Is either a
foo or believes the other fellow will back out
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Since we cannot always get what we like,
let us try to always like what we can get.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

The woman who cannot keep secret man
ages to hold her age all right
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Don't always be trying TO explain. The ma
jorty Of your mistakes are never noticed I'M
less you cal attention TO them in this way.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

New York buttonhole makers won fifteen
weeks strike,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Majors Cement Repairs Broken Articles
loo and 25c Majors leather and Rubber Cement l5s.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

Into each life some rain must fail and you
arc sure TO be caught out in il without an UNI
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

A ring around the moon Is sign Of rain,
and ring around the eye is sign Of blow. .
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

When you boast Of your bravery you remind
a wise man of a bowling dog.
The troubles Of men are like false teeth /:
they finally get used to them.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

drcn teethlng, softens the gums, reduces indammG-
ton. allays palm. cures wind collie, &c. bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

teach Shorthand at your home by mn u.
Particulars free. w. q. CbaYee, oswego. N. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1891-11-05

A button on your shirt is worth two down
your back.
Diamonds sometimes show just how poor
the wearer Is.
A good man Is one who lives right, whether
he believes in religion.
DIR. McGlynn got purse on his birthday.
Buttons are made from blood.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
Not Grateful.

Scrofula cannot resist the purifying powers OF
Ayers Sarsaparilla. Sold by druggists.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
Domestic Markets.


NEW nOa tyS., Aug. 20. ls9l.-The Flour market
-recedpts lo,Oxi packages: exports 2223 bbls
and 1853 sacks; in fair demand, stroner, advance
Flour quotatons-low extras at 8 1894 80;
city mills extra at 20@5 so; city mills patents
60es 90; winter wheat. low grades, at 769
@5 50i Minnesota clear o0g5 10; straights DO
at 1895 40; do patents 4 9Oa6 90; do rye mix
lures bOQ0 10; superhne b0G4 ID; hne 90
@5 Sc: Southern flour quiet and strong Rye
cbonea arm sna saiet. Corn @eas quIet ana nn,
5I5, 5ss bush; sales Bush unsettled ana
higher, dull; No 2 Red at 12@I 1855 elevator
12sA al 1874 atoat. 1 13A@! i6h o b; No
at 81 %; No Chicago at l 1871 1914 No 2
Milwaukee at L 179l 1714. Rye stronger;
sept delivery 81 sye os
600 bush; firm with moderate business for home
use; No q at sac elevator, S3c afioat; No 2 VIII to
bush; sales ISL, 900 bush; No 8 at s5@47c; do
White at 430 i6c Nc Rt S6g391ac; DO White at
40 a41c; No at 4zei 40 Wni nt a5 5oc; mixed
State at 38@62c; No 2 Chicago at 39Gs 9Isc
Coffee-kio dull and easy; fair cargoes at isc.
active ana nr@er refined e firm
No at 8 1l-16c; No at $3.50; No 10 at SIC:
No IL at 3ssc. No IL at e-l6c; of A at Al
CONFECTIONERY A at 414c; cut loaf and crushed
51sc: powdered at 44sci granalated at 4ssG41a I;
Cubes at 4sc Ps.rS sI,i ~ gu,ge ana steady
quiet and firm; beef hams quiet and easy; tierced
heel duIl and firm; cut meats duh and steady;
middles firm Lard stronger and quiet; Western
steam at So 971s; city at ~ ~ bid refined In
better demand: Continent 80 S097 %; i. A. at
81 So Halter quiet and firm. Cheese less firm
with moderate business
Freir MS 10 Liverpool in fair demand and firm;
grainP steam Sd DID,
CHICAGO, Aug. 20, 1S91.-Flour market
dnll and unchanged. Wheat excited and higher;
No q snring al U614CG1 O5as; No Red at O6
mi Obsa. Corn nervous and lower: No at 671a
Hats higher; No at Sic. Rye-No at &c No
2Barley at Soc. Provisions-pork active az $40 80
"a 10 rs. LARD flrmer at So 80. Dry salt meats
@ssocye,nts-Flour IL 900 IBIS wheat 226 600 bush
corn 569 600 bush, oats 100000 bush; rye
az 200 hush. barley 6.0OO bush.
Shjnments-Flour 5000 bDls, wheat PIT ,0C0
hnsh, corn 100, 900 bush, oats 10000 bush. rye
30 600 bush. barley 5000 bush.
at LOUIS. Aug. 20, lS9l..The Flour market
ia frmer and advancing; lamly az 70 4Og5 bO;
cbo ee 3 eOaS 60; fancy o594 10; extra fancy
NJ . 5a a. az yS1hca Of. Corn higher; No at
~ 40 n r higher; No at 3l1ac. Rye-N0 3 at
Sao Jprovisions dull and firm at close; pork
Standord mess at $40 90. Lard at 81 20. DRY salt
meatsMshoulders at So 621s longs at So 90; ribs
ar 25: short clear 81 %. Bacon-shoulders at
SO rs; longs at 81 4oi riDs az oo&' ooi snort
clear at So 1891 90
Ra,as ~ Flour. 4co0 bbls: wheat 1900
hnsb, Corn 10 600 push; oats 80 600 bush; rye
n nni,, hnsh: barley 5000 bush.
0'SbSnments-Flour, 5000 bbls; wheat. ..l62 900
bns. corn 5000 bush; oats, $4,000 bush rye
O'Oo0 bush; barley 0.oOO bush.
DETROIT, Aug. 20. 1891.-Wheat-No White
at o.: No Red LOG Corn-No2 at 66c.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
Now New Works. wealthy Men Ride
Home.
New York Times1


AT least 100 cabmen earn a living by
driving Wall street men up town after
the close of business hours. A large
proportion of these cabmen wait patient
ly in Broad street for hours. Occasion.
ally they will get half a dozen fares in Q
day, but more frequently they get one
or two. Most of them are veterans in
the business, and some of them have
their regular customers, whom they
serve from one years end to another
In observing the class of men who ride
up town in cabs, one fact will strike the
observer forcibly, and that is that the
men who indulge in the luxury of cab
after leaving their offices are not the rich
men of Wall street. To be sure, most OF
the cab patrons are men who make
money, but they are not notable figures
in the financial world, and their incomes
are not oppressively large.
Among the men who ignore the cabby't
plaintive plea, and take either the Broad.
way cars or the elevated trains, are
found nearly all of the noted million.
aires. Jay Gould and his sons, George
and Edwin, invariably travel on the
Sixth avenue elevated road. Occasion.
ally George walks the whole or part OF
the way home. G. p Huntington reaches
his home in Park avenue via the Third
avenue elevated, and frequently he has
J. Pierpont Morgan for a fellow pas.
senger. D. o. Mills, hale and vigorous,
enjoys stroll up Broadway. Some
times he rides in a street car and some
times on the elevated. Mr.. Jesse Selig.
man and his brother James usually
patronize the elevated road, and Russell
Sage invariably does the same. Bluff
Samuel Sloan has no use for cabs OF
coaches, but rides on the elevated road,
as do Cyrus w. Field, John Fl. Inman
and dozens of other rich mer
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
An improvement In Valve Packing.
New York SUM-

For considerable time the Old Col
ony railroad has had in use piston valve
packed with Trips packing, this de-
vice, according to the report, giving no
trouble from leakage, which is the great
objection to the plain piston valve. The
port does not have to be bridged, the
packing being such that it cannot fall
out or catch on the edges of the port,
and to give still larger area of port
opening with the same travel of valve,
a square piston valve has been devised.
The latter is sixteen inches wide and
about three inches high, and for certain
width of opening admits steam past the
upper and side edges as well as the seat
opening, thus more than doubling the
area of opening for the same travel of
valve. This applies as well to the ex-
haust as the steam edge, giving a quick
release as well as admission of steam.
Being of the piston type, the valve is
balanced, and, to keep it steam tight, is
packed on top and at the sides. The
packing is an inch thick all around, and,
as it is held out by springs, an excess of
pressure in the cylinders will cause the
valve to lift from the seat, acting as
relief into the chest. This device, there
fore, is said to possess all the advantages
of the simple slide valve, and in addition
practically double ported and balanced.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21

Boston Produce Market.

BOSTON. Aug. 20, observation-disclosures are to
days quotations OF Provisions, &C.:
Pork-Long cuts II 20 ala SO; short cuts IA 30
@14 IS; backs at Ia 75@15 co; lean ends IA so
10 5oi prime mess oooo@0oO0; extra prime at
Hams at 1o5sc; small at lie; pressed hams
Lard-Choiee TAG y Ii in tierces and tubs; 10
fb pals In cs 7A
,Hogs-Choice city dressed 71sc y h country do
Butter-Western extra creamery 2l1aG22c;
fancy higher; frsts and extra firsts 1920;
extra imitation cream 16gl7c; others - &C;
factory choice at I4a15c; Northern creamery,
choice at 22@23; New York and VT dairy good
to choice at I69l9c; Eastern creamery, good
10 choice ar 1SG21c. The above quotations
are receivers prices for strictly wholesale lots.
Gneese-Northern choice 9g9Aci Western
Eggs-Eastern extras at ooG2o fancy nearby
stock higher: frsts 17@ l8c; extra Vermont and
New Hampshire at 00@20c; Western frsts 171a
@l7c; Michigan frsts at 17G17Ac. Jobbing
prices lie higher.
Poultry-Choice Northern and Eastern fresh
killed spring chickens 20023c; fowls GOAL &c;
fair to good at 12@I4c; Western iced fowls at
12lsc; brollers at l5c; chickens l2914c.
Beans-Ch0ice small New York hand picked at
hand-plcked $500 co: choice screened pea
2Oo92 20 choice Yellow Eyes at 75@2 80. job
bling prices loo higher.
Hay Choice prime hay at SIT O09sl8 90: fair
TO good $40 O0G16 90; Eastern line S12913;
poor to ordinary sl0@11: East swale SOLO;
hye ss saFaw cnolee. $40 90; Dat straw sSG9.
Hebrons at 81 500 rs y Dbl; New Hampshire
stock 6Oc per bu, 81 80 per Dbl Rhode Islands at
81 70; Jerseys 81 50Gl e5. sweet potatoes
Eastern Shores 81 1903.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
Truth Cost Him his PULL 1.
indianapolis News.1

Rev. DR.. Lucas was seated among a
small assemblage of friends in Postlnas-
ter Thompson's room, making an honest
effort to forget that the thermometer
was hugging the nineties. He said, 81
once knew a minister to lose his pulpit
by telling the truth" Being asked to
explain he said: "While stationed in
Iowa became acquainted with a min
lister who was a forcible speaker, but
was deficient in education, and occa-
sionally committed some grave misde-
meanors against the kings English. One
Sunday evening, while speaking rapidly.
he committed gross assault on Lindley
Murray.
mo sooner had the sentence escaped
his lips than he stopped and said: Il am
aware that my education is deficient. l
regret that did not have the advantage
of good schools while boy. If had
been more fortunate in that regard
would now be preaching to more in
telligent congregation The minister
told the truth, but that was the last time
ne preached in that church"
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL,
Money Easy-Stocks Less Active and
and Quiet
Sterling Exchange Quiet and Firm
Railroads Active and Firm.
Quotations of Staple Products in New
York; Chicago and st. Louis,
Stocks and Bonds.

AT New York money has been easy, ranging
from 2 to per cent, last loan at ga and closing
at 2h per cent. Prime mercantile paper 5s4 @71a
per cent Sterling Exchange is quiet and firm
with actual business for bankers bills at e3Hs
for eo-day bills, sc for demand; posted rates
4S4la@4 81. Commercial bills are A SO
aid S5M. Government bonds are dull and
easier. Railroad bonds fairly active and firm.
The stock market remained active after IL
O'Clock, though few stocks monopolized most of
the business done. Considerable irregularity was
seen In movements though prices generally ad-
vanced further slight fractions. Burlington and
Rock Island were weak and lost portion OF their
early gains. The market presented no special
feature of interest till after g. when several lead
ing active stocks, including st Paul, Louisville,
Union Pacific and Atchison were brought below
opening figures. The market closed quiet and
heavy, close to first prices.
The transactions at the stock Exchange aggre-
gated 265. 800 shares.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
SENATOR Linn NYE
A Nineteenth Century FaIstaff who
Made a Reputation at Washington.
Scranton Truth. !

locEdnlou lruLn.l
Little Nevada has had some lannon's
senators, and still has. Among the older
hangers on about the Capitol one NAV
still hear the echoes of laughter over Jim
Nye's jokes. He sat for years at the
right hand of stately, dignifed Charles
Sumner, and he was very fond of keep
ing up a running fire of comment in
language which caused the fastidious
New Highlander to raise his eyes in as
constituent. Sumner, who was the soul
OF politeness, was often greatly embar-
raised by Nye's conversation, being
shocked almost beyond expression and
yet not wishing to show offense.
Nye was a sort of Falstaff of the Nine
tenth century, and everybody liked him.
He had little or no literary culture, and
was not much burdened with convic-
tons. If he had any he didn't trouble
others with them. He would rather
raise laugh than make speech any
day. Horace Greeley once sat down on
the senator's new hat, and Nye, picking
up the crushed stovepipe, said gravely,
II could have told you it wouldn't fit be-
fore you tried it on"
The few speeches which he did make
were rather strings of anecdote than ar
guments on the question before the sem
ate. One of his stories was of the Irish
man who visited large city and the
dogs took after him. He tried to pick
the paving stones out of the street to
stone the dogs, and failing in this struck
an attitude and exclaimed, ga foine
country for liberty where they turn the
dogs loose and tie the stones DOWN.
Once Nye tried his hand at kite flying.
"The goddess of liberty" he exclaimed,
''has her home in the mountains of my
state of Nevada"
"Quite a solitary residence for the
lady," remarked Senator Hendricks
quietly.
This raised a laugh at the expense of
Nevada, but Nye was equal to the emer-
gency.
Liberty" said he, lis a mountain
nymph, and when the flag goes down
elsewhere you will find it barricaded
and protected in our mountain fast
nesses, where our people inhale liberty
unmingled with the malaria of those I'M
fortunate states along the Ohio. We
breathe the pure air of heaven, while in
Indiana they have to mix theirs with
quinine.
Nye and Stewart came to the senate
about the same time, and were both
from New York, born within fifty miles
of each other. The former always called
himself Jim Nye, and liked to have 9TH
ers address him in the same way. He
was man Of large frame and appetites,
long, luxuriant hair, prenaturely whit
ened, fat, beardless face. He was
known as the best quick speaker in the
senate. He had imagination, vivid de-
scription, flashes of wit and true Irish
humor.
One of the best things he ever said was
of Senator Sprague, of Rhode Island,
who is still living in seclusion on his an
cestral estates near Newport. Sprague
had interrupted one of Nye's flights of
eloquence, whereupon the Nevada man
turned to his neighbors and remarked
loud enough to be heard all over the hall,
81 can't hit canary bird like that with
a cannon ball"
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE.
Foreign Exports,
New York stock and Money Market
NEW YORK. Aug. 20. 1891,

BOWLING, Scotland, Bark Lakefeld-1S,6 $50
# deals and 77O,363 it spool wood.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21

Jawkins-Who is that man yonder who goes
along with his nose u the air?
Hogg-Shl He's mighty important parsonage
His pictures and biography are in all the papers.
Jawkins-What has he done?
Hogg-He's the man who has cured catarrh-
Lifei
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
Spoken.

CD az st John. NIB. 10th, sch George Everett
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
messenger,s Notice.

ONCE of the Sheriff of Cumberland County. State
1891.
THIS is TO give notice, that on the fourteenth
Il day OF August, A. ID. 1891. q warrant In In
solvency was issued out of the Court of Insolvency
for said County OF Cumberland, against the estate
OF
IVORY Il. MOULToN, doing business in his own
name and under name and style OF !. +. and j.
W. Moulton,
OF Mestbrook, adIudged to be an insolvent debtor
ON petition of said debtor, which petition was
hled on the fourteenth day Of August, A. ID.
1891, to which date interest on claims Is to be
computed.
That the payment of any debts to or by said
debtor and the transfer and delivery OF any prop
erty by him are forbidden by law.
That meeting OF the Creditors of said debtor,
TO prove their debts and choose one or more
assignees of his estate, will be held at Court OF
Insolvency to be holden at the Probate Court
Room, In said Portland. In said County OF Gum
berland, on the seventh day Of September A. ID.
1891, at ten o'clock In the forenoon.
Given under my hand the date first above writ
ten. SAMUEL ID, PLUMMER.
Deputy Sheriff, as Messenger of the Court OF In
solyency for said County Of Cumberland.
auQl6 A22
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
the PRESS.

, May be obtained at the Periodical Depots OF N
y: Fessenden, Horse Railroad Station: Marquis
pot; Sodgson, seh Portiand ST.; John Cox, $50
congress St.; Jewett, 604 Congress ST. Peter
son, 2 Exchange st. Goold, corner Congress anS
Todd & Co, Commercial, corner Park; Dow 243
SSeaggess ST. W6esa III oo nj ssFnS
st.; Perry, Cor. India and Commercial sts.,
Erskine, AZ Middle ST.; s. Hamilton, 945 Con.
gress ST.; (. End News Co., 235 Congress ST., and
of the city.
Auburn, Ha K II 8 Reynolds.
Bath, j. q. shaw.
Bethel. Wilfred M. Parker
Biddeford, Il. M. Burnnam.
A. l.. Jefferson.
hoston, Mass, American House
brunswick, b. l.. Dennison.
Cumberland Mills, Il. G. Starr.
Damariscotta, K. W. Dunbar.
Deering, s. s. Morrell
Ereeport, w. A. Mitchell.
Fryeburg, j. G. Gerry.
Fairfield, K. II. Evans.
Harrington, II. @. White & Co.
Gardiner, Palmer & 90.
Gorham, Jas, FL. irish & Co.
Houlton, +. l.. Cook.
Lewiston, Chandler q Estes,
Long island, 7. M. Glendenning.
Limerick, s. A. Grant.
Mechanic Falls, Merrill q Dennlng.
NO Norway 3. L. Crockett, A. o. Noyes.
ora STrs D hsianS s se e. r Fl Tssg Son.
Peaks Island-Brackett Bros.
Richmond, G. A. Beale.
Rockland, o.S. Andrews, h. Il. Burnhsm q A.
saccarappa, w. B. Boothby.
saco H. B. Kendrick 8 Co., VIM. stackpole.
50. Paris, A. M. Gerry.
Skowhegan-Bixby & Buck.
Thomaston, K. Walsh.
Ninalhaven, A. b. Vinal.
Waldobor0, G. Bliss.
Wateryille, @. III. Hayes.
Woodfords, II. A. Leighton.
Yarmouth. w. Il. Bennett.
The Portland daily press., 1891-08-21
OccupatIons In Aeauan

A little Vermont friend aged four
stood by the window as the family ply
stefan drove by with smile and a bow
for his little favorite. A moment later
she turned from the window with a. sigh
and said, Mamma, isn't it too bad that
DIR. Blank can't go to heaven" "Why,
JessieF said mamma in surprise. "Vhat
makes you think he can't go to heavenp'
"Why, of course he won't CO." said Jes-
sic. There's nobody sick there, and
they won't need any doctors"
Little Jessie's original idea was told to
the clergyman. who called day or two
later, who said that he should consider
that ga knock down argument" against
the theory that we are to continue our
present occupations in the future life. A
popular physician en- hearing the above
said that he did not see why the doctors
had not as good chance as the minis
ters, for surely there would be no souls
to save in the better land