Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-01-04

that of any other Democratic Senator. 1t
has all the lines of good nature and good
fellowship, and, like contentment, it is bet
ter than great riches.
One o! the most remarkable beaks in the
Senate is that of Senator Evarts. use the
word beaks advisedly, for Evarts has a nose
like that of an eagle. 1t is big and strong,
and it makes pronounced curves as it stands
we'll out from one of the strongest and one
of the most homely faces in the United
States Senate 1t is the king nose of the
Republican side of the chamber, and it is IA
good-natured nose as well as big one. 1t
is a deliberate nose, and all of the lines
about it indicate conservative thought. 1t
is nose capable ofcjudging good dinner.
and the nostrils are those of gastronome.
1t has smelled barrels of terrapin and has
felt the effervescing gases of oceans of cham
pagne. Still there is not a blotch nor 4
stain upon it, and it shows that its owner,
with all his
LOVE FOR GOOD LIVING,
is either Spartan or is possessed of re-
markable stomach. Senator Cullom has
long, -hlgh-shouldered nose. 1t is like the
rest of his features, rugged and honest. and
as it carries him about the chamber it
makes one think of the nose of Abe Lincoln.
1t has not, however, the strength of
Lincoln's nose, and it is longer than it is
large.
Frank Hiscock, of New York, has fat,
weli-made nose, the ncstrils of which show
out over thick lips and are rather conceited
in their outlines, and it is the nose of man
who estimates himself as, highly as he is
worth. 1t is rather sneering nose. and 1t
doesn't strike me as an .aristocratic nose. 1t
stands out in strong contrast, as L look, with
that of Senator Sawyer, who, short and
portly, has one of the best business noses in
the Senate. Every line in Sawyer's pro-
boscis is strong. 1t comes out from the eyes
. with a prominent. curve and goes down
toward the mouth as though it meant bust
ness. 1t does mean business, too, for Saw
yer, quiet as he is, is one of the ablest men
in the chamber. He made a big fortune,
and he has made good business Senator.
He moves around quietly, but he "gets
there just the same"
HE WEARS NAPoLEoN's NOSE.
Among the hundreds of noses in the
House you will find all kinds, all sizes, all
shapes. Mckinley has handsome nose,
inclined to be Roman. 1t is conservative
and thoughtful, and its owner does not like
to be told that it looks like the nose OF Ma
poleon. 1t is broad at the top, has specta-
Gle bridge at the eyes, and it droops just
enough as it comes down to make it serious
and thoughtful. 1t is a watchful nose, and
it is nose that works for Mckinley, and
works to win. s-s--.:S-.
1t is far finer proboscis than that of Tom
Reed, and Reeds nose is one Of the excep-
tions which proves the rule that all great
men have big noses Reeds nose is not
more than an inch long. 1t is lump of
fat on great big round lace, and its most
remarkable feature is its disteHded nostrils.
Taken, however, with Reeds face, it makes
you feel that the man has more power than
first glance would give him credit for, and
as You hear his squeaking Yankee voice fl
tered through it, you soon know that this in
significant nose is that of genius and q
giant. FRANK G. CARPENTER.