The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1891-09-12
Sr1cK-IN-THE- MUD TO THE DELTA S
PARAGRAPHIST.

often signally fails of pun gent witt
cism.-Neao Delta.
But he never fails to inflict fearfu
punishment on his distracted hearers
! Exciting their sympathies at his pun,
efforts to be witty.
Mr. ingalls, is writing book of cotem
poraneous political history. If he tell
all he knows in this line it will make ricl
reading. .-Neeo Delta.
There is no question that from title
: page to Finis it viii bear the impress Of
t its author and be stepped gall.
Bill Mckinley and the Mckinley Bill
will both be usedup together.-Neu Delta
There is no doubt that both Bills will
go to protest and both will look Bilious
by the time the Ohioans get through with
them.
A gent from Ohio by tie name of
HAYES, delivered the 4th of July Grafton
at Beatrice, Neb.-Netc Delta.
Is this the same gent whose title to the
presidency was quite Hay Ha(yyes
it is the same.
The fellow who started the report that
Blaine was helpless irnbecile got hold
Of the wrong member Of tie administra-
tion-Neac Delta.
Right you are brother He should take
tail, and not head hold.
Lottery John is Jonah.-Neao Delta
And the Louisiana whale intends to
spew him up shortly
The Chicago Democracy have at last
got together. That means that the Re
| pubicans in Cook county will be crush
ed,-Neeo Delta.
| In other words. the Radical hash will
be Cooked
Congressman Mills, of Texas. is stump
Iowa. The result will be largely increas-
ed Democratic majority in the State
Neo Delta.
When Mills get through grinding there
the RAIDS will come out better article
of flour-bolted-up salt creek.
The Shahs way of dealieg with default
ing collectors is genuine case of hot
pottlng.-Nen Detfa.
Its great pity they were not all sent
to pot, for it would clearly be potent for
good to the State
a kindling wood trust has been formed
in Boston, Mass. This is very light
affair DeIta
If true, it is an all fred shame for it
aeould kiadle the resentment of the States
grote ones
The Sd party is an odd movement,
therefore it cannot come out even In the
coming election.-NeD Delta.
And if it were to start even the odds
would be against it at any rate.
The colored troops fought nobly at the
G. A. R. Encampment at Detroit, Michi-
gan-Ne,c Delta.
The black bass stands no show in the
same waters Of the Southern G. A. r. fish.
After Dec. 81, '93, b,silding on the
corner of St. Charles and Union will be
for sale cheap.-Neac Deltn.
The city in the eternal fitness of things
should move the building to Basin street.
For sale after Dec. 81, '93, 2 wheels
Neao Delta.
The fact of it's being 2 wheeled con-
Germ accounts for the fact of the lottery
being SO sulky at present
When the people of Louisiana bury the
lottery there will be several mourners at
the funeral -Ne,c DeLtd
The Progressive League will close their
little Day on bier borne to the grave
unwept, unhonored, and (alas) unhung
Will the Lottery papers say who they
say now or will they have to wait until
John A. gets back ?-Neao Delta.
They will wait, and don't you forget it.
Just what part Chris. Columbus Of
America, discovered is a question now
agitating the Chicago papers.-Ne'o Delta
Before the worlds fair opens it will be
settled to the satisfaction Of every true
Chicagoan that Chris. Columbus, Esq,
1st set foot on American soil at jackson
park and they doubtless will be ablekto
show the impress of his No. IA foot IN
the sand petrifed by age, with all the in
dentations made by his corns; and this is
why C. is great corn market. They
even corn beef.
A glass trust has been organized for
the purpose of controlling the glass busi-
ness of this country. 1t should be shat
tered. .-Neao Delta.
Yes any corporation that seeks to in
flict such panes on the country ought to
be shattered.
Rye said to have caused the erratic
conduct of the wheat marke. .-Neso DeltG.
There is no doubt some of the wheat
speculators made wry face over the
matter.
Miles Nerve & Liver Pills.
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