Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-05-04
A LECTURE ON WIDOWS.
a POLICEMAN CONTROVERTS
Mr.. WELLER'S REMARK.
He Says That Many Great Men Have Mar
ried Women Who Hal Lost Their Hus-
bands and Have Lived Happily.

ried Women Who Had Lost Their hus-
bands and Have Lived Happily.
1t was five minutes past l On Sunday
morning i'll the Thirtieth street station
house. Captain Reilly was fast asleep in
his room restoring III sweet slumber the
wear and tear of the Arion festival, ami
Sergeant Oliver Tins. the scholar, leaned
back in his chair behind the desk. put the
tips of his fingers together, and cast his
eyes up to the ceiling after the manner of
the stained glass saints in church windows,
and began to ponder.
The interesting thing about the situa-
ton was that the hour OF LOS a. IL. on Sun
day is the time that the police of Captain
Reilly's command all concede is properly
devoted to pondering by all true philoso-
pliers, and SO, by common consent, nobody
iuterferes with Sergeant Tins when he
leans back in his chair at this particular
hour every Sunday and gives himself up
TO thought.
When the sergeant had looked at the
ceiling for ten minutes young man with
an elongated brown overcoat and an En-
glish setter trotting at his heels opened the
uCol VI lic sldblcu anu gave lut DOIlCc
philosopher a wished for opportunity TO
make public the substance Of his peaceful
and enlightened reflections The rudy
checked sergeant fairly beamed with SMILES,
and he fired off the thoughts instantly in
the following surprising fashion:
The DISSERTATION.
1.-THE pages of history glow with eulogies
of widows, my boy. Have you ever re-
fiected uppn the instructive fact that some
of the most famous men of the world have
married Widows There was King Charles
XII and Frederick the Great and Admiral
Nelson, and the First Napoleon and George
Washington and Lord Beaconsfield and
ever so many more noted for their genius
and for those attributes that fit men to be
leaders of their fellow men"
The sergeant stopped to take breath, and
the setter sat on her launches and gazed
at him with sort of fascination and tried
to get through the railing to shake hands
with him.
Then you don't agree with the late Mr..
Weller?" ventursd the young man with
the elongated brown overcoat.
"What! the man who said, 'Samivel, be-
ware of the viddersn" exclaimed the ser
geant, with disapprobation. No, my boy,
L do not agree with Mr.. Weller. He was
wrong all wrong"
ITO what do you attribute the choice of
the great men you have named2" asked
the young man. There were plenty of
maidens around in those days as now"
Il ascribed the selection of widows by
these brilliant men to their superior intel
igence. They were men of rare good judg-
ment, and they reasoned that the women
whom they chose understood men and
were already trained in the management
of homes. They were men, You see, who
did not care to run any risks of the matri-
monial lottery, which l may be permitted
to describe simply as marriage with women
who have never been married before.
4 HARD QUESTION SOLVED.
"The widows whom Nelson and Napo-
leon and Washington and the other great
men married had already earned an hon
orable fame as excellent wives, and there
could therefore be no chance of disappoint-
ment in wedding them. And you will OBJ
serve, if you examine the pages of history,
that they made most admirable wives TO
their second husbands, just as they were
devoted and useful TO their first. As the
pursuit of happiness is one of the chief
ends Of man, according to the Declaration
of Independence and common sense and az
a well considered marriage is a sure road
to happiness, therefore it follows, don't
you see, my boy, that TO marry widow
who has proved her ability to make good
wife is the best policy to pursue in the
pursuit of happiness and will quickest
yield the result sought for"
The police orator rubbed his hands to-
gether, and the setter gave delightful
bark. Very good, and very elegantly
put" said the young man in the elongated
overcoat. But" and he leaned over the
railing, and his voice grew solemn, eff all
the men who believe in marriage as an in
are to marry widows, Mr. Tins,
what is to become of the m2idens? You
surely wouldn't deprive them of a show"
The studious sergeant sat bolt upright
with start. He scratched his head and
looked up at the ceiling. He had struck
snag in the suggestion of the young man
with the setter.
True, very true he muttered LET
me see, now. What could we do with the
maidens," Then his face frightened again
II have it. Let them marry and become
widows, of course, and then they will be in
the field all right" He leaned back III the
chair once more with that air of satisfac-
ton that marks the man who has tri-
umphed over an obstacle.
NEW QUESTION.
just then the station door opened and
two weeping women came in and walked
up to the railing. They were both dressed
in black.
well, ladies, what's the matter? What
can do for you!" the sergeant asked in
a kindly tone. A very curious look came
into his face when one of the women. be-
tween her sobs, told her story. Boiled
down to facts it was this:
"A year ago 1 married a man who had
lost his wife the year before. l was wild
DIV. He has turned out to he a very wick |
ed man. He beats Inc and has just driven
ME out of the house, and | want him ar
rested.'
The sergeant directed the woman to go
to Jefferson market and get warrant for
he arrest of the perfidious widower, and |
wheeled around with his back to the rail- |
ing and stared hard at the wall
Sergeant" ventured the young man |
with the overcoat, after long and painful |
silence, "this incident reminds me that |
you haven't told what rule is to be applied !
oy women who think of taking husbands. |
Is the Weller injunction to be changed to |
Samivel, beware of the viddervers,' or |
S. |
Young man." exclaimed the sergeant |
'ternly, wheeling around and cutting the |
abruptly short, "this SYM |
postum is ended. Sufficient unto the |
Int is one proposition for philosophic |
I'm going TO be very busy |