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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Luck in His Teacup.

long. lean man, who looked as il he lived
somewhere out in New jersey and did not often
get TO New York. sat drinking pot of tea with
his luncheon in a Park place restaurant Friday
afternoon. He finished his meal drained the
last drop from bis cup, writes q New York cor
respondent, and taking up the cup looked in.
tently in ii, turning II round ana round. He
put It down with sigh, got up and reached for
ms nat paused moment and sat down again and
STUDIED intently the inside of the cup where a
rev tea leaves had grounded He sat there
tor I'VE minutes in the busy rush hour
taking up and putting down the cup and
ROWING and signing. Then he walked ont to
the door, hesItated moment and came hack
picked up the cup, and standing unmindful
where the lostling crowd hustled and shook
MIN, looked long and earnestly at the fortune
winch he read IN the cup. sympathetic diner
e. the table looked up and asked: bad lucK:'
ne man woke up with a start, glanced mo
ment at his questloner, said with a shrug Of his
into the street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
INDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MILITARY ORDERS Order No. &c, Georgia
HuSsars.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Coney Island Clam Chow
der and Faust Beer at George Schwarz's; Upper
Rice Mill; Saturdays Special Cut Prices at
Heidt's; Spring Suits at Jaudons; Aids to Good
Living at Reys; Bids for Refreshment Privi-
leges During Cavalry Tournament.
RAILROAD SCHEDULE s. A. & NJ. Poute.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
AMusEMESrs- Germans" at the Theater
Tuesday Night.
OFFENSIVE FEET CURED Odoricura Mfg Co.,
Cincinnati, O.
KN1cKERBoCKER RYE WHIsKEY-Henry Solo
mon & Son, Agents
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEaRNTs-HelpW Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale
Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Misplaced Confidence.

'FlpeS!
The peddler deity opened his pack, took out
lot of wooden pipes with long, flexible stems.
says the Chicago Tribune, and laid them down
on the table.
1--WE got full line, he said land YOU can't
buy EN- cheaper anywhere. This one I'll sell
you for IS cents, and it's beauty. If you don't
like so long stem here's one for quarter that
I'll warrant you can't duplicate in this town
Any flies on that one for 20 cents?"
1T looks well enough but"
IF the 20 cent pipe doesn't strike you just
right, hows this one for Is cents? I'll make
you present of it if you can get one like it for
less than quarter of dollar anywhere in this
country"
Got a ten-cent line just as good, only thew
haven't got quite as many scollops on EN- Gen
uine brierroot and good stem, Anything wrong
with that one for ten cents? Get just as good a
81 suppose So but"
I've got few here for five cents. Just the
plain wood. No frills on EN-. Put pipeful of
good tobacco in one of these five-centers and
it'll give you just as much solid comfort as you
can get out Of any pipe, and I'll bet money on
it. Take one of these fivers?"
81 don't think i"
BEG your pardon. ought to have known
better than to think you would want q cheap
pipe. In tho other compartment of this valise
I've got some that will make your mouth water
Take a squirt at these"
AS he spoke he took out a lot of elaborately-
finished pipes and spread them out on the
table
Made out Of selected brierwood," he went
on, without a moments pause carved in the
highest style of the art with solid silver trim
mings, and youcan't duplicate any one of 'em
for 50 bill. Sell you the choice Of the lot for
81 So"
see here"
Take your pick for 81 u.s."
II don't believe"
Say, what kind of pipe do you want, anw-
howe"
II don't want any" said the weary man in
the chair. II don't smoke"
The peddler swept his pipes into his valise
ana walked away without a word but he
slammed the door 10 most awfuly profane
way as he went out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Bribery Charges.

There have been severai charges of bribery
| in connection with the senatorial contest in
Florida since the legislature of that state
met. No one of them, however, has yet
been shown to be true. The latest one-the
one which charges that Representative
Newland. of Suwannee county, offered John
L. Bryant, of Jefferson county, 800 if he
would get one of the legislators Of that
county to vote against Mr.. Call-has more
to support it than any previous one. IL
would be unjust to Representative Newland,
however, to assume that it is true. Mr.. New
land says that it is not true. Those who
gave currency to the report-in fact, made
| the charge-have been given a chance to
prove it. The charge is based upon note
to John L. Bryant which has Mr.. Newland's
name signed to it. Mr.. Bryant is sergeant
alarms Of the House, and is said to be a
man of unquestioned integrity.
In view of the fact that Mr.. Newland
denies that he ever made such an offer as
some explanation which shows how the
note came to be written, and how it got
into Mr.. Bryaut's possession.
There is one thing that is very certain,
and that is that the people of Fl )rida would
like to have the matter probed to the bot
tom. They don't want money to decide
the senatorial contest. They are willing to
abide by the will of the majority honestly
expressed, but they are not willing to abide
by the will Of a bought majority. If there
is any crooked work going on in the Florida
legislature let it be exposed at once, and if
there isn't let the legislators be relieved of
any suspicion of corrups practices
Mr.. Calls friends are no doubt gratified
that the charge of bribery is not made
against those who are supporting HIM. And
it Is sincerely to be hoped that 1t will be
found that those who are opposing Mr.. Call
have done nothing to be ashamed of. For
the honor of the state it is to be hoped that
the charge of bribery will be satisfactorily
exclaimed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

When Senator Bill Chandler gets himself
interviewed he generally has some sharp
scheme to spring upon the public. Lately
he has had the monumental gall to pick out
his candidate for the war portfolio to suc-
coed Secretary Proctor when he goes into
the Senate, as he expects to do. Then the
old man proceeded to dilate upon the con-
spicuous virtues of his man, and actually had
the adamantine cheek to say that he was in
favor of civil service reform. To the super
stitious that may account for the terrific
thunder and lightning storm that came up
SO suddenly the other night.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

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a Product Of Modern Culture,

From the Pharmaceutical Era,
She can tell where every nation
Started in at the creation,
And she much prefers cremation,
When she dies
She can name each bone and sinew.
Aud IL you're too fat or thin, you
Soon will have her daily din you
Remedies.
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She just dotes on Athabasca;
Has a mission in Alaska;
Flannels sends to Madagascar,
With fan.
She'll smile DER comic section
That in you would rouse detection;
And her love ne'er knows detection
From her books.
But one day her husband tainted;
And her fright cannot be painted,
For she'd never been acquainted
With such looks.
For a cure her fond heart bled;
But Of one she'd never read;
So she stood him on his head
Till he died.
Though the jury learned she cherished
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He of too much learning persisted"
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Memorial Day in Augusta.

Next Monday will be a notable day in
Augusta. There will be great gathering
there of confederate veterans. The purpose
is to honor ex-senator Wade Hampton, of
South Carolina.
Gen. Hampton was great cavalry leader
of the confederacy. There are many VIII O
think that he was the greatest of the con-
federate cavalry generals But whether he
was the greatest of the cavalry generals or
not, there is no question about his being a
great aud good man. He is. therefore,
worthy Of all the honor that it is proposed
to do him.
There has never been any reason to find
fault with Gen. Hampton, either as a soldier
or statesman. He has always been faith
full and conscientious in the discharge of
duty. No interest committed to his care
has ever suffered for want of attention,
In the field he had the love of his soldiers.
and in the Senate he had the profound re-
spect of his associates.
His state has reason to be proud of him,
because he has served her we'll and is a
model citizen; and the whole country owes
him debt because his course since the war
Of secession has been such as to heal the
wounds of that conflict and to harmonic
the differences between the sections.
1t win make his heart glad to meet the
veterans who supported him 80 gallantly
in the times that tried mems souls, and il
will do his old comrades good to meet
again one for whom they have such pro-
found respect In a comparatively few
years more there will be no veterans to hold
reunions. Their ranks even now are sadly
thinned, and those who remain feel that the
time is short before they will join those who
have gone before.
Few, perhaps, of those who will meet
Gen. Hampton next Monday will ever see
him again. And the thought that they will
not will make the reunion all the more i'm
pressive. All the confederate veterans who
can will be present, doubtless, and the day
will be one to bs long remembered.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Apoplexy recently carried off another
member of the family of the late jefferson
Davis at Liverpool. Few of that highly
esteemed family were more accomplished
than the late Chevalier Carl dew. Stoess,
who married Mrs. Davis younger sister
and had lived in England many years.
Gradually all of the Davis family and its
connections appear to be diving off.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Disasters crowd upon one another in Italy.
Before the government is fairly through
with the New Orleans affair magazine ex-
plosion has killed Off more Italians
at Rome. But these catsstrophes have one
good effect at least. They bring out in bold
relief the fact that King Humbert is a SOW
ereign well worthy of the devotion of his
subjects. Few kings have ever shown SC
much humane consideration for their peo-
pie as he.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Grip has attacked two very conspicuous
objects in Gotham, beside very great null
titude of less important victims Ward
McAllister and Central park tigress were
attacked about the same time. Although
the feline Kitty died, the perennial Ward
survives and continues to select good
dinners and eat them with hearty relish.
Observe that it was a tigress and not a
tiger that succumbed to the grip. Even
the grip never gets the best of the tiger.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Before finishing the regular business of
the day an Arkansas Judge and jury re-
Gently took a short recess to chase the
prisoner around town and take a few
random plunks at him as he ran. Such
little incidents tend to vary the dull
monotony Of court proceedings and give
the jurymen chance to stretch their legs.
Likewise it gives active exercise to the
prisoner
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Candidate Hampstead Washburn began to
grow anxious before the result of the
Chicago municipal election was announced.
They were SO long about deciding that he
was elected mayor that be probably began
to suspect that Supt. Porter OF the census
bureau had the count in charge But it APP
pears that some one else has been found who
is as poor counter as the superintendent.
That sounds almost incredible
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

That is big suit which William Cornell
Jewett brought against Robert Garrett,
William Prick and Francis c. Lathrop Of
Baltimore, Nd, in the United States court
at Trenton. N. j., on Wednesday. Mr..
Jewett asks for s3,OOO,OOO for breach of
contract. The basis Of the suit is contract
between Mr.. Jewett and Mr. Garrett and
others 10 lay a cable between this country
and Europe. 1t Is alleged that Mr.. Garrett
and his friends did not keep their part of
the contract, thus preventing Mr.. Jewett
from Keeping his, and causing him 20 lose a
large sum Of money.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Compared to the murderous civilization
Of New York the alleged savagery of the
frontier is positively Christian enlighten-
ment. There they at least give man fair
chance for his life. But in the great metro
poltan center of alleged intelligence it is
rather dull day when some man or help
less woman is not assassinated in cold blood
from behind or in the dark. Missionaries
from Arkansas should be sent there.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

By the time the various grand juries are
through experimenting with Secretary
Gibson of the Illinois whisky trust his en-
thusiam for experimenting" is likely to be
all absorbed by his interest in the court pro-
ceedings
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Philadelphia proposes raising testimo-
NAL fund of 100000 to present to the two
unmarried daughters of the late Gen. Sher>
man. Similar funds seem to be necessary
to the comfort of the family OF every dis
tinguished eastern man who dies these days,
and they are taking all that is offered them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Creditors of the state of Virginia are
still haggling over the conditions of pro-
posed settlement Of the state debt. 1t seems
an interminable question. Probably no
one will ever make SO much out of it again
as Malone did
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Bismarck is accused of writing the latest
political pamphlet that stirred the slow
Teutons to amazement by the bold interna-
tional maneuvers it suggested. Anything
remarkable that happens in Germany now
is ascribed to Bismarck.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Clearly Mr.. Blaine thinks clubs are
trumps, and he played them for all they
are worth at Cincinnati, while Mr.. Harrison
is chasing rainbows around the radiant sun
set 1t is simply a matter Of Judgment
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Another pair of Pennsylvania husbands
has just swapped wives on a business
basis Can it be that there is something in
the Pennsylvania atmosphere that engen~
ders this peculiar tendency to exchange
matrimonial partnersl 1t certainly seems
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

BY lecturing upon his alleged merits a
son of old John Brown is going around the
country trying to work up a sentiment of
admiration for that notorious incendiary
crank. But he is making rather doubtful
success Of 10.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Philadelphia is gloatiug over the indis-
putable fact that, according 20 census sta
tistics, she has passed away ahead of New
York in the race for supremacy in manu-
features. Philadelphia is a very quiet old
town. But she gets along Just the same.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

If all this enthusiastic effusion that the
veterans Of both sides in the late onpleas-
antness are lavishing upon each other is
true, it does appear wonderful how they
could have continued to pelt and pound and
chase each other so long in the angry days
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Has Railroad Commissioner McWhorter,
of Florida, reslgned' And is the report
true that the governor has about made up
his mind as to whom he will appoint to the
vacant place? If Judge McWhorter has re-
signed the people of Florida would like to
know who his successor is to be.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

By almost unanimous acclaim the league
of republican clubs announces its preference
for "Headsman" Clarkson as the chosen
leader of the party in the next presidential
campaign. That means hard hustle for
the spoils that may result therefrom.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Portugal is in constant trsmor of APP
prehension of another insurrectionary out
break. Discomfort among the suppressed
revolutionlsts is becoming so manifest as to
cause great alarm
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Because Martha Mugawsky would not
wed Max Hunger at ROseville he gave her
a savage New Jersey stab that killed the
poor girl. So she became a victim to Hun
ger after ALL
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Ohio's capitol has some very eminent
citizens. Hon. Allen G.. Thurman lives
there. Columbus people ordinarily claim to
be obaste But great many Of them never
thoroughly realized what it is to be
chased until mad bull got loose in the
street the other day. Then they did heetly
fee. Il is said that the streets Of the town
were never 80 full Of fees before.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

To properly test the Vesuvius the navy
department should elm her eastward, and
see if she can give Italy the right sort of
blowing up.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Premier Rudini will probably yank up
Fava now that he has him at Rome, and
demand what all this mess is about. Cana
youa nota speaka da Americana, Fava. youa
shoulda nota trya to bluffa da yank. Reck-
olecta youa spoila da peanutta trade!" the
irate statesman will probably blurt out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Only Having Fun.
From the Chicago Netos (lnd.).

Gen. B, F, Butler has been elected from the
United States district court room in Boston
Gen. Butler is old aud rich, but is apparently as
FOND OF notoriety as at any time during his
spectacular career
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Newfoundland purposes talking pretty
straight English to the British government
about the fishing banks and the trade in
half
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
Western Papers wransle.

n'VHt "te o. LOUIS hepUo'to NDem.I
The 1vewire specials of the Globe Democrat
from old back numbers Of the magazines are
indeed all it claims as illustrations OF its
enterprise.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

Hoods Sarsaparilla is on the flood tide of
popularity, which position it has reached
by its own intrinsic, undbouted merit.-Ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25
CURRENT COM MENT.
Merely a Dose OF His own Medicine.

From the Neto York Press (Rep).
Turning Gen. Butler out of court by force is
as radical as the measures the general used to
govern New Orleans.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-25

That shortness Of breath is dyspepsia. Take
Simmons Liver Regulator.-Ad.
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