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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
pEERlEss DYES . ass IS sssss
Marvellous Endurance.

The vast amount OF labor performed
by the heart in keeping all portions OF
the body supplied with blood is not gems
orally known, It beats 100000 times,
and forces the blood at the rate of 1873
miles a day. which is. 5000, 900, 00c
times and s, $50, $50 miles in life time.
No wonder there are so many Heart Fail
ures. The first symptoms areshortness
of breath when exercising, pain in the
side or stomach, futtering, choking in
throat, oppression, then follow weak,
hungry or smothering spells, swollen
ankles, etc. DIR. Franklin Miles NEW
HEART CURE is the only reliable remedy,
Sold by 7. B. Perkins.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
s.s,ar, EruIfs,-sursery stock.

/ wifi sell black cap Raspberry and
Dewberry plants at $3.50 per hundred,
sent be express, or $500 per hundred
delivered at home Lake-st., North side,
Sank Centre, Mimi. A couple OF Golden
Queen Raspbs11-ies given with each hun
.dred sold. lis time now to plant. Ad-
dress N. T. HALE,
Sank Centre, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Take Notice.

All persons are hereby notified that
they must remove all Accommodations OF
manure, filth and otaer deleterious mat
ter of whatsoever kind from their prem
Uses without delay. If not taken away
before Nav 10th the health department
will proceed to clean up the premises as
provided in the city charter.
f. ]. LEWIS,
Health Officer.
A. III. PETITE,
!. CAPsER,
Board of Health
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

PICTURE MoULDINGs.-I have received
the finest and best assortment OF mould
ings for picture frames, ever brought to
Sank Centre, and and am prepared to
frame pictures i'll any desired style at
reasonable prices.
I. A. GILMAN.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
sores. ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tet-
ter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
all skin eruption, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required. It is guaran.
teed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For ale by NJ. A. Sheldrup.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

wANTED.-Teachers and others
whose literary tastes and attachments
qualify them as leaders in society, should
call on or at once address the underslgn-
ed, at his office, 151, Germania Lie, st.
Paul, for information fthe highest impor-
tance to themselves and the communities
in which they reside.
27t4 LEWIS LUND.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Tourists.

Whether on pleasure bent or business,
should take on every trip a bottle OF
Syrup of Figs, as it acts most pleasantly
and effectualIy on the Kidneys, liver and
bowels, preventing fever, headaches and
other forms OF sickness. For sale in SOC
and S1.Oo bottles by all leading drug
gists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Iaslies attentioIi.

1t will interest you to know that Mrs.
Gea. L. Stabler has been receiving fine
invoices of millinery every day for the
past week, and now has in stock alarger
and finer stock than ever before offered
in this market. She has novelties in
trimmings and flowers for spring and
summer h ats and bonnets, and for ladies,
Misses and children she has left nothing
to be desired in styles and variety. Don't
fail to give her call: Expert trimmers
only employed. Examin the stock and
prices before purchasing.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

For SALE.-A good business lot and
building, well located in the city. Also
a desirable dwelling house, cheapift aiken
soon. ENQUIRE of Morse & Lamb.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

For SALE.-A good house in good re
pair opposite Chan. Harmon's, TOR sale
cheap easy terms. Address,
F. MILLER.
Long Prairie MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

How Bros. & Co. keep the most com
plete and best line OF cutlery in the city.
Everything in the line of pocket and
table cutlery, shears and edge tools.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
3 LOOK HERE! 3
SPRING AND suMMERMIL

-IJNEKY,-An elegant HHe OF goous
Just received, and the ladies of Sank Cen
tire and vicinity are invited to call and IN
spect our novelties and latest styles IN
the millinery line. Our stock was never
more attractive than at present. Trim
ing to order, speciality.
Mrs. GEO. NJ. BISHOP.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

SAuK CENTRE MARKETs.-The follow
ing Prices are being offered today by
Sank Centre merchants ter tg farm produce
Wheat, No. [ hs7e. No. 1 n SEC, No
2Hs3p,
Corn, as to Tee.
Oats, As to SOC.
Beans, $500.
Pork, dressed, 41zc.
Beet, 21ac.
Chickens. dressed, Sc.
Turkeys, dressed, &c.
Lard, &c.
Tallow,2c.
Veal, &c.
Mutton, live. &c.
Eggs, 1Oc.
Butter, 15c,
Flour, 3.T5 and $3.0a:
Feed-mixed, $500 per ton.
Bran, $500.
Shorts, $500.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
SDeCfal Sale.

Our we'll known and popular line of
Fine Dress Ginghams for the coming
week at only Ga cents per yard.
MEL. Billed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Shoe Making

Be sure and use Kelly Island Lime.
For sale by How Bros.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

Use none but Kelly Island Lime. For
sale only by
How BROTHERS,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Rig BarSainS.

80 inch satteens worth 1912 only SC
per yard no limit to quantity
ALEX FULLY & Co.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

Humphreys specific No. 10 cures dys-
pepsia, indigestion, biliousness and con-
stipation. For poor appetite, weak
stomach, sluggish liver, feeble kidneys,
depressed strength, want of yigor. and
as an anti-bilious and anti-malarial pro-
tective and cure it has no equal. Thou
sands are cured by it. Sold by dealers.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

Kelly Island Lime,

Money to loan on farms. lowest rates.
"A. Cooper, St. Cloud, Mimi. tt
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Cheap.

One easy Phaeton as good as new OF
will trade for good road horse.
0v CHAS. A. MORSE.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

WANTED!-Men to work on the
Railroad in Montana, for particulars APP
ply at the residence of ]. A. CAUGHREN.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

A great bargain in soap at the Old
Regulators. A pound and hall bar
for five cents
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
For Sale.
CUTLERY.

A good side-bar buggy tor sale cheap.
CHAs. E. BLoDGETT.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Coal,
Kelly Island Lime.

We make a speciality of coal of all
kinds. How BROS. q 20.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14

Hoods Sarsaparilla has the largest
sale Of any medicine before the public.
Any honest druggist will confirm this
statement.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
For sale Cheap

Coal.
Buy your coal-of How Bros & Co.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Don't Peel Well

And yet you are not sick enough to
consult doctor, or you refraiu from so
doing for fear you will alarm yourself
and friends-we will tell you just what
you need. 1t is Hoods Sarsaparilla,
which will lift you ont of that uncertain,
uncomfortable, dangerous condition, IN
to stote OF good health, confidence and
cheerfulness. You've no idea how potent
this peculiar medicine is in cases like
yours.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
III nnEI u Half for hGt

Custom shoe making at Hilsdale's.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1891-05-14
Irvine 2

Ii YOU grade Binding Irvine call upon before
chasing We will give line of goods purchased
from u.s. Drop and get a descriptive catalogue.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
To make one pound of honey the
bees must visit from ninety thousand
to two hundred thousand flowers
You Are In a Bad Fix,

But we will cure you ifyou will pay
us. Our message is to the weak, ner-
vous and debilitated, who, by early
evil habits, or later indiscretons, have
trihed away their vigor OF body, mind
and manhood, and who suffer all those
effects which lead to premature decay,
consumption or insanity. If this
means you, send for and read our
Book OF LIFE, written by the greatest
SPECIALIST of the day, and sent (sealed,
for 6 cents in stamps. Address DR.
Parker's Medical and Surgical Insti
tute, Isl North Spruce St., Nashville
Tenn.
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Save Money and Suffering.

One feature of the thousands of tes-
timonials that have been given in be-
half of S. S. S. is remarkable. In
numbers of instances it is related that
a great deal of time and money have
been spent in vain effort to secure
relief from diseases in the usual way.
A knowledge of the virtues of Swift's
Specific would have saved the time and
the money, to say nothing of the pre-
vention of the suffering. There need
be no such mistakes made now. The
great purifier is for sale by druggists
everywhere, and the S. S. S. Company
in Atlanta will send to any address
their Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases free, and pamphlet containing
a few of the thousands of testimonials
they have received from those who
have experienced the benefits of this
wonderful medicine.
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Hectic.

It was cheap little clock, warranted
to run three years, but it actually did
keep on for six, and then, one morn
ing, suddenly refused to do it's duty
longer. 1t was wound, shaken and
then given up in despair.
Another series of efforts disclosed the
fact that it would start for moment
and then stop.
'Therel" said grandma, in one of its
active intervals, II think it's all right
now"
"Oh, no, indeed" said Charlie. ut
will stop in another minute"
II don't know about that. It's tick
ing"
Eyes, but you can tell by the sound
that something is the matter. This
isa'ta good, healthy tick. It's only a
sort of hectic. youths Companion,
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La Grippe Again.

During the epidemic OF La Grippe
last season DIR. Kings New Discovery
tor Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
proved to be the best remedy. Reports
from all who used it confirm this state.
ment They We're not only quickly re-
lieyed, but the disease left no bad ritter
results. We ask you to give this eme-
ly trial and we guarantee that you
will DE satisfied with the results or tne
purchase price will be refunded. II
has no equal in La Grippe, or any
throat, chest, or lung trouble. Trial
oottlc free at Mcfarland & Cos drug
store. Large bottle, SOC. and 81 90.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
The Secret of Keeping Ones Temper.

Inc secret OF Aoeplng One'S temper.
A merchant in Alexandria had dis
pute with fellah, as a peasant is called,
about the settlement of an account.
The merchant was determined to bring
the question to the court, to which the
fellah objected. Desiring to make
last effort, the fellah called at the mer-
chants Office one morning and asked
the servant if his master was in. The
merchant, hearing the inquiry and
knowing who it was, called aloud from
the Office:
Tell that rascal that am not in"
The fellah, looking up toward him,
calmly said:
''Well, sahib, God put thee in a bet
ter mind"
The merchant was struck with the
meekness of this reply, and having
looked more carefully into the matter
he became convinced that the fellah
was right and he in the wrong. He
sent for the fellah, and after acknowl-
edging his error he said:
81 want to ask you one question.
How we're you able to bear my abuse
with such patiencep
"Sahib," replied the fellah, Il will
tell thee. ! was naturally as hot and
violent as thou art. I knew that to in,
dulge this temper was sinful, and
found that it was imprudent. / OBJ
served that men in passion often
speak loud, and | thought that if
could control my voice I should repress
my passion have therefore made ii
rule never to suffer my voice to rise
above a certain key, and by carefully
observing this rule / have entirely mas
tered my natural temper. -.Philadel
phia Times.
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Happy Hooslors.

VIM. Timmons, postmaster OF Ida
vile, Ind, writes; Elcctlic Bittcr>
has done more for me than all othel
menicines com ine,l, irt,.dt bad feel
ing arising from Live and Kidney
troubles" John Leslie, irrmcr and
Stockman, or srme place, sass: "Find
Electric Bittcrs to be the hest Kidney
ane Liver medicine, made me feel like
Il new man." j. W. Gardner, hardware
merchant, same town, says "Elec.
trio Bitters is just the thing for a man
who is all run down and don't cart
whether he liyesor dies he found new
strength, good appetite and felt just
like he had a new lease on life. Only
SOC. bottle at Mcfarland & Cos drug
store.
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Changes Of Climate

XIII more people than Is generally known.
Particularly is this the case In instances where
the constitution 10 delicate. and among our
immigrant population seeking new homes in
those portions OF the West, and where ma.
lariAl and typhoid fevers prevail at certain
seasons Of the year. The best pTeparative fop
that change necessitates, is Hostetter's Stom-
.eh B!tters, which not only tortihes the sys=
tenn against malaria, variable temperature,
damp, and the facilitating effects OF tropical
heat, but Is also the leading remedy for con.
troubles specially apt to attack sI1igrants and
visitors to regions near the equator. mariners
ard tourists. Whether used as safeguard
by sea voyagers, travellers by land. miners, or
OF agriculturists In newly populated districts,
this fine specific has elected the most favor
able testimony.
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TWO CITIES COMPARED.
New England Cities make the Best show
ing Because of Public Spirit.

New England Cities Make the Best Show
ing Because of Public Spirit.
The cities of Worcester, Mass, and
Syracuse, N. Y, illustrate generally the
differences between New England and
Middle states city governments. In 1880
the two cities we're nearly equal in pop
ulation. They are both manufacturing
cities, situated in the interior, and sur
rounded by agricultural communities
In 1880 Syracuse had % miles of streets,
II "a miles of which were paved. The
annual cost of maintaining these high
ways was about $35, 900. For the same
cost Worcester maintained 1877 miles of
streets, all of which were paved.
The water works of Syracuse were
owned by private corporation, those
of Worcester by the city, Syracuse had
no parks, unless small square or two
may be thus dignihed; Worcester had
about thirty-five acres of parks. The
drainage system of Worcester was much
more elaborate and perfect than that Of
Syracuse. While it cost Syracuse from
$40, 900 to $12, 900 a year to clean its
ninety-two miles of streets, it cost
Worcester only So, 300 to clean its 1877
miles of streets.
The police force of Worcester was
larger and more expensive than that of
Syracuse. On an expenditure of $104,.
500 the New York city maintained
eighteen schools, in which were taught
about 2, 900 pupils; the Massachusetts
city maintained thirty-six schools and
instructed 5000 children for $139, 722.
The fire department of the one consist
ed OF four steam engines, one fire extin-
guisher, one hook and ladder truck and
five hose carriages; that of the other
had five steam engines, twelve hose car
riages, one extinguisher and three hook
and ladder trucks. The annual cost OF
the first was $31, 5S9, of the second
$3S, $40.
A similar story might be told of al
most any two cities taken indiscrimi
nately from New England and from
any other section of the country.
The abode of the vigilant citizen
in the United States is in that
part of the country where the town
meeting breeds a fine public spirit
Boston, with all its drawbacks and lin
itations, is governed with a higher re
gard and a lore jealous care for the
rights of private citizens than is any
other city of its size in the Union
Henry L. Nelson in Harper's.
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The Coming Material,

Government Agent "a. D. 1910, wrath
fully)-Are you aware, sir, that those
20O-ton guns were to be ready for de-
livery today?
Proprietor of Gun Works equally en-
raged)-I am, sir, but you know as we'll
as do that / can't make them without
the material, and every darned paper
mill in the country is six months behind
its orders!-Chicago Tribune.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

HE that will not when he may" is
likely to repent his indecision for many
a long day afterward. A lady who had
spent a weary hour in beating down"
the salesman at Turkish shop in
Paris, returned the next day prepared
TO purchase. II believe you said twen-
ty francs, she began, taking out her
purse. Ninety, madainew answered
the smiling Turk. "But you came
down to twentyp "Ah, that was yes
terday. madamel Everything goes up
again in the night !"--Y Youths Compan-
Ion.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
Why He pldn,t Get His Degree

Professor Digamma-Will you inform
the class, Mr.. Porter, where Homer was
born?
Porter (refectively)-There are eight
places which claim to be Homer's birth
place, but | believe, sir, it is now well
settled that only five of them are really
such. Life
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
A SLOW Train.

Brakeman Passengers is not allowed
on tn platforms, sir, when the train is
In motion.
passenger-Beg pardon. VIII so
In. did not notice that the train was
In motion. York Weekly,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

Wen write it down till everybody
sees it.
Till everybody is sick of seeing it.
Till everybody knows it without see
it it,
that DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures
the worst cases of chronic oatarrh IN
the head, catarrhal headache, and cold
in the head. In perfect faith its ma
lers, the Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, of Buffalo. N. Y, offers to
pay $500 to any one suffering from
chronic catarrh in the head whom they
can mot cure
Now if the conditions were reversed,
ii they asked youto pay $500 for n pos
Tive cure, you might hesitate. Here
are reputable men, with years Of hon
orable dealing; thousands of dollars
and a great name back of them, and
they say-"We can cure you because
we've cured thousands OF others like
you'll we can't we will pay you $500
for the knowledge that there's one
whom we can't cure"
They believe in themselves. Isn't il
worth trial? Isn't any trial prefer
able to catarrh?
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

Bunker (at 1880 p. m.)--I can't say /
like Spatts altogether. He goes by fits
and starts.
Miss Blanche with little yawn)-
WE'LL ] wouldn't mind man going by
fits If he did but start fnally.-Detroit
Free Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

Wife--For three mornings now Tommy
has refused to wear his new necktie to
school; / don't know what | shall do
with him.
Husband-You had better let him buy
his own neckties, Clothier and Fur
nisher.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
To DisDeI Colds.

Headaches and fevers, to cleanse the
system effectually, yet gently, when
costive or bilious, or when the blood is
impure Or sluggish, to permanently
cure habitual constipation, to awaken
the kidneys and liver to a health activ-
ity, without irritating Or weakening
them, use Sprnp of Figs.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
DAsHI DAsHII DAsHIII

Words are dull and heavy letters to the eager,
longing soul,
For they worry and impede 1t on its march
toward the goal;
II your ideas come too quickly, If your brilliant
fancies flash,
Then express your deep emotion with
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

Freddie was walking with his auntie
one day in the cemetery, where there is
life sized statue over the grave Of a
noted man.
Suddenly they came in sight Of the
statue. Awestruck and white, the little
fellow stopped short and whispered:
ooh, auntie, look! There's one of them
come up"-Cincinnati Commercial Ga
1atta
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Still in the Field.

am agent for the best mowers,
reapers, binders, rakes, engines and
threshers and saw mills in the world.
Also machinery Of all kinds. DO not
listen to drummers but write TO head
Quarters and save money. | am the
largest dealer in fire supplies in the
South. Type writers and supplies
Monographs and supplies.
PHILo B SHEPARD,
159 Gay ST. Knoxville, Tenn
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

II you go into the BARRIERS and select your fa-
vorite chair,
And sink in peaceful slumber while he clips
your chestnut hair;
If you find, when you awaken, that he's cut Off
your mustache,
Then express your deep emotion with q
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

The best salve in the world for cuts
Bruises, Sores, letter, chapped Hand,
chillblains, corns and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded Price, % cents per box. For
fsale at M. A. Nc Farland's Drug Store
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
what the NJ tier Mns.

Doctor So you IRE suffering from
insomnia are you?
Pat Ra.tigan (the patient -Thot's not
it, SORT. Sure the only thing thot
troubles me is Oi can't shape the noight.
-HarIer's Bazaar.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
Quite Clear.

do you know why Leutsplitter, a
rich man, alwys wears ten dollar
suitsf"
Il suppose f. ON economy"
"No; but be cause he can't get any for
five. -Phila1elp Times.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

When you wear your best apparel, "just to give
the girls q treat"
And hnger on the corner for chance to cross
the street;
muddysplash,
Then express your deep emotion with
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
The Chinese paper currency is red,
white and yellow paper, with gilt let
tering and gorgeous devices.
A Tremendous SensatIon.

The burning OF a Mississippi river steainh ~
Heuees considerable excitement in New Or runs
Just think OF the establishment which br I.rri
1AveR Regulator has caused by curing ,l,srrp
BE, billoIsness, indigestion and c0nstil patton
pOn1 fall to try it. Trial bottles free. " heI
people suffer pain they want 10 be cured, anC
hAi0kly, too. Nothing equals Red Flag oil fo
hll pain. Price IS cents, at Mcfarland d Col
drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

Smith, heard you lost fifty dollars on
the race yesterday.
Johnson--It is not lost. | know where
it is. Green has it.-Detroit Free Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09
A Change.

Banker surrounded by a circle of his
daughters admirers) How strangel
Formerly all the young ladies used to be
in love with me, now it is the gentle
men!--D orfbarbier.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

The boy at the grindstone has grave
doubts of the truth of the saying, zone
good turn deserves another"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-07-09

If some careless minded person casts bright
banana peel
Down upon the flinty sidewalk, quite conven-
lent to your heel,
II you wildly skate upon it and kerhummox
with a crash,
Then express your deep emotion with