Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1891-03-17
,o0Na MAv, % noNesr-
bhe:e jonas Catches His Brisk Young
nephew imita,in. Tim.

nephew Initiating Him.
i am on tho turf now" said fasbv.
Hack eyed young man, still in his teens.
" an acquaintance whom he met az the
1ittenbiirg races. am out for money.
and everything goes
when did you quit your uncle's hook
shop asked the boy's acquaintance.
Las week We'n'sdy He fired me out
for trying to work one Of his own games.
One OF the funniest rackets YOU ever
lieafd Of, and I'm Just sore enough on the
oid man to give it dead away. The old
man was going up Center street one day
iaSt summer, and be stopped in second
hand tool shop TO see a friend While he
was there ne got monkeying with second
hand signal box. II was q little cast
IRON thing with the word police on the
front and brass button ON the top.
y men ne pressed the button it set a lot
OF ciockwork going in the box, and made
as much noise as an alarm clock. He
was stuck on the thing and bought it for
nan. | asked him what he was going
TO do with it and he said he would stick
I u up on the wall and ring it if any
toughs tried to make trouble in the shop.
Wen, that's just what he did with It.
he screwed it up in plain sight behind
make 1t look as if they went somewhere.
Then he took some bronze paint and
touched up the letters 80 that nobody
could make any mistake in reading them.
don't believe he thought of what a
great graft the box was until he had If
up about week Then he made il use
iui for the first time. young fellow
came In with dress coat wrapped up In,
newspaper and wanted five cases on it.
Uncle Jonas held the coat up and sized
II up with the fellow that was trying to
soak It, The coat was big enough for
two like him and the old man saws;
Dot nice coat Ees Id your own
Eetcher life says the young Teller.
' ant till call my bruder. says the
old man. and he turned and jammed the
button down hard on the signal box.
The young Teller just gave one glance at
the box. and he shot out of the door and
left the coat behind He amt been seen
around there since After that the old
man give me to understand | was to
come along kinder slow any time when
he rung the box, 50 that if people didn't
scare, they woEld take it that the call
was for me, and then he would consult
me about the goods that were offered.
he worked the CAL on a man with a
gold watch next day, and the man
snatched the watch out of his hand and
skipped After that he was more care
ful, and when crook came in with a
ring day or two later, he laid the ring
down out of reach and touched the but
ton, saying that he would call his son
and get his opinion about the stone.
The crook looked at the call box and ran
his eye along the wires which ran toward
the front Of the shop. Then he began to
swear. and made jump for the side
door. Next day nice looking fellow
came In and described the ring. and said
that it was stolen from him, and that he
had cornered the man who stole it, and
learned where it was
= All right: viii send for it. SAYS the
old mGn. and then he touched the button
again.
Il will come in again in half an
hour, SAYS the nice looking young Teller,
and skips out the door. Did he come
back: Nav. Well, the old man worked
the new snap every chance he got, but
sometimes he got fooled, and then had
to come to the front and be consulted.
always askin': Did you ring. sir? One
day when the old man was out to dinner
a Teller come in with a stud. 1t was a
real bug and | wanted to win it. So l
sprung the call box on him. He shot out
Of the side door and dropped the ring
in my pocket. Two minutes later me
uncle put his hand on my shoulder, and
two big tears ran down his nose as he
told me that he was sorry that he had
found out that | was not honest. He
gave me a calking old lecture on honesty
being the best policy, and told me that
he had been watching me from the back
part Of the shop and seen me git the
'chenuine tiamont.' l had to give it up
to him, and he Is wearing it now while |
am on my uppers- Oh, yes. he fired me
gust as soon as he found | wasn't hon
est. You 60 up there tomorrow and
see if he don't ring the box on YOU and
try to bluff you out Of your watch. Then
ask him about me. New York Sun.