Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-02-12
At RANDOM.

treaty of commerce existing between
the two countries.
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At RANDOM.
Where ignorance is bliss tits folly
TO open your husbands letters,-E ImirG
Gazette.
The hod-carrier makes his start to
rise at the very foot of the ladder
Washington Star.
in the construction of monuments
granite is often put to base purpose
BuBato E1presS.
New beginners in equestrianism
realize the painful meaning of saddlery
hard wear.-7erds SJtin9s.
In dran,atic parlance the actor who
takes the boards is not cumbersome
fellow.-GIenS Falls Republican.
MN
An open winter has no visible con-
nection with open doors; but they seem
to travel in company.-Rsctmond Re
corder.
The California fruit Gamers are
going to form a trust, If they can. And
of course they can-that is their bust
ness.-Syracuse Herald.
MN
No man can always tell what is the
right thing to do, but he can come pretty
near telling every time what is the
wrong thing.-Atchisoa Globe.
NM
"A young man is often frightened
when about to pop the question, but it
ought to be easy to tell his love when
his heart is in his mouth.-BinghamtoB
Republican.
"A western tramp extorted half
dollar by threatening to commit suicide
and "muss the premises" Tramps, like
the politicians mentioned by Owenby,
are "hard men to clean up after"
NM
The most annoying that can happen
an old beau of the one-leg-in- the-grave
order, who imagines he is "just as young
as ever" is when he has tottered into a
horse car and fixed his admiring gaze
upon pretty girl to have her rise and
offer him her seat out of consideration
for his years.
"A British minister may be expected
to nod sometimes in street-car, like
Pauncefote will doubtless maintain a
rigid cloture in future against all plausi-
BILE, ingratiating strangers who breach
any more compromising topic than the
weather or the whereabouts of the birds
that tenanted last years nests.
1t never reduces the size of bill to
file Pitts6uIy Chronicle.
You light match to make it burn;
and you burn match to make it light.
-Gorham Nountaineer.
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The man who pays his rent has TO
hustle, and the man who does not has to
keep moving Utica Observer.
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The patent medicine that is meant
to cure that rundown feeling won't
help wind the clock.-,St, Joseph Ne,cs.
The chiropodist's lot is not happy
one. He begins at the foot and never
gets any higher YoakerS Statesman.
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The South American states seem
disposed to take under active considera-
ton the jingle, "Reign, reign, go away"
- Washington Post.
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WHATS the matter with a good
draughtsman for Speaker of an As
sembly? No one could find fault with
his rulings.-Binghdmton Republican,.
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1t is understood that Senator Cam
eron has no longer any wish to even
look upon cloud with silver lining.
NM
Love is away ahead of sunshine. 1t
gilds real uncomfortable time with
more glory than old sol can evolve in
trying to illuminate a desert of rocks
and desolation. Mdrtha's Vineyard
Herald
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The Farmers Alliance of Kansas is
wilder than the farmers semi-political
organizations in any other states, and
its policy of contiscation has been fatty
laid down by the sockless socrates of
Medicine Lodge: "The railroads are
yours; the wealth of this country is