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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

DRY tax on meat from other states. The
scheme promised to work grandly, and
to assist every poor man in Minnesota
Oh the high road to fortune by making
what he ate cost more than it did before.
The courts, however. were rude and I'M
feeling enough to interfere and say that
the protective meat inspection law was
unconstitutional.
Again, if there is anything sensible in
the protectonists' argument. the fewer
people there are in Minnesota the bet
ter. The Republican party has not at
tempted to apply this idea in national
affairs because the objects of its bounty
have been the rich manufacturers and
not the laborer. But if it were honest
in it's devotion to the interests OF the
working man, and protection means
anything, it would have forbidden i'll
migration into the United States as it
has the Importation Of foreign com-
modltIes. The number of laborers be-
ing thus small, the demand would have
exceeded the supply. competition would
have been diminished and wages would
/. have been higher. Ii we had only half
as many matters in the United States
why would not hatters' wages be twice
as high as they are now. and il hatters'
wages were twice as high as they are
now, why would not matters be twice as
we'll off as they are at present? LII the
foundations of the Republican party
have any mortar in them, the fewer
hatters there were in America the bet
ter it would be. There are great many
people in Minnesota poisoned by this
sort of truck who believe that this
is true. To-day this class OF citl-
zens lifts its voice in labor lyceums and
i'll the legislature, and says that we do
not want any mere people in Minnesota,
and that immigration ought to be
stopped. The GLOBE advises these
WiSeacres to take dose of helleb0re
and clear their brains. If this medicine
does not prove effective, we propose
that the legislature make all approprla-
ton to pay their travelling expenses to
the Liberlan plains or the desert OF Sa-
nara. If they will settle there. they will
find community which fills their ideal
completely. The GLOBE hopes that they
will enjOy il.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
TIPS FROM THE WIRE.

Two unknown cOlored men were fatally
asphyXiated by gas in u Pomeroy, Pa. hotel.
President Harrison has donated one OF his
five walls of Koch's lymph to the Chicago
polyclnic.
Jean Louis Ernest Meissonier, The eminent
French painter is seriously i'll of an attack
of bronchitis.
Il Chicago manufacturing company is now
using natural gas rs fuel from well within
the city limits.
Gen. James Lonestreet is quite i'll at san
Antonio, Tex, suffering from Il wound re-
ceiVed III the rebellion.
Suits aggregating 100000 will be com
meuced against delinquent Chicago sub
scribers to the worlds fair stock.
Brig. Gen. S. v Benet cher of ordnance
of the army has been placed oil the retired
list, having reached the age of sixty-twO
years.
ID. ". Robinson and Isaac Rich, of Brad
ford, Pa, have been. arrested at Hamilton.
out, charged with swindIing creditors out OF
$4,000.
In prize fight near Hammond, Ind jim
Doyle bested Con Murphy in five rounds, and
won S}25 and the gate receipts. over Si.500
changed hands.
AtSan Antonio, Tex, Bertha Gross. thirty
years old, shot and fatally wounded James
Hartley OF Battery f, Third artillery, and
then committed suicide.
Peter jackson, the Australian and Joe
Bowers were arrested in San Francisco for
giving sparring exhibitions where liquor il
sold. They were released on bail
In quarrel over a load of hay. William
Coulter farmer living near Sault Ste.
Marie, Mich. murdered his father with
shotgun. A sheriff and posse are lit pursuit.
John X Aydlotte, editor of the Hamilton,
o.. Democrat, was caught in The fly wheel Of
an engine and instantly killed. lie was
prominent Mason and at one time post
master
l.. p. Hamilton. one of the oldest operators
in the Western Union Telegraph companys
service, has been missing from ST. Louis
since Jan. 10. He Is thought TO have com
mtted suicide.
III cleaning Il canal lock near Joliet, H..
workmen found box containing some $50
lit Mexican and Spanish coin and a large
package OF broken state bank bills of various
denominations.
The postotfice department at Washington
has offered a reward OF 900 each for the
apprehension of the fifteen bandits who re-
Gently robbed train between Brownsville
and Isabel, Tex.
One OF the Sheppard boys, who escaped
from officers near Rogers, Ark. Wednesday.
was found on a baggage car when the train
arrived al Rogers. lie had been shot while
irving to escape
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
RAISED BY IRRIG ALTON.

There has been a theory that 1t was
the prerogative of the Almighty alone
to, create material substances out Of
nothing. Yet, few sleek, weIl-fed and
wined gentlemen at Boston the other
day added S2,500,000t the wealth of the
world, of which they are the chief part,
by an instantaneous process. A vocal
emission in concert, CT raising OF bands,
created millions of enfiching capital.
The narrative is that the directors Of the
BELL Telephone company ..authofiZed
the issue of 50, 800, 900 new stock OH April
l." and that this would give one new
share for every five now outstanding
and increase the capital stock to S15,-
100000" This is an achievement hardly
less magical than the feats of AI4AD-
DIN's lamp, but has the advantage i'll
tangible and durable qualities. 1t
would take most men in the COM
mon industries of life quite Il time
to add two and half millions to their
capital, even if it already had attained
robust millions. The la5orer at a per
diem would need great longevity to
rival the monetary production of
this coterc of obese gentlemen. 1t is
no per cent issue either. Put OH the
market. it sells at a premium and COM
mences its misunderstanding mission.
1t was probably matter of necessity to
water the stock or reduce the exaetlenS
upon the people at the mercy of the
company The dividends are too large
and must have more abSorbentS. The
telephone company is not isolated or
eccentric in its action. 1t but follows
the approved path of corporations. The
millionaires and money kings OF the day
arc largely manufactured in this
way. A few enterpriSlng gentlemen
form syndicate or company
and get possession OF some valu
able patent or important franchise.
The inventor or diseoverer may be
bought out or given share Of the stock,
but more frequently he is not one of
those who reap the large fruits. The
lucky fellows are these who get i'll on
the ''ground floor" If il is Il thing that
will stand generous irrigation, they have
but to open the faucets. If there is too
much water in it. the charges must be
raised. In cases of railroads, telegraphS,
telephones and other public needs, the
only limitation need be the measure
of popular endurance or the incidental
restraints of law and circumstances. In
some lines it may be necessary to go to
congress and ask protection by restraints
upon competition. Occasionally it
may be useful to have control
of legislatures and public boards.
The marvellous multiplication of mill
ionaires of late affords an approx
innate census of those who have been
SO fortunate as to get i'll on the ground
floor. But in the analysis of the irriga-
ton process the seeming violation of
natural law disappears. The water
does not create wealth. 1t represents
the amount that it has been determined
to pick from the pockets of the victims.
The few are padded and stuffed with
the fairness of the land. but its acquire
ment is at the expense of the many.
The ear of Russia enforces his merci-
less exactions by the hands of his servile
and brutal soldiers. The endorsements
made by the great corporations are
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD.

The following poem was handed in as an
exercise i'll composition, the other day, by
one of the Fourth pupils of the Webster
high school.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her dogs breakfast, one day;
But the meat was hot there, and no more
could she spare
For very high price must she pay.
Why the meat was not there. is secret too
rare
To be let out by any of us. Z
But i pose all must know, so the story I'll
blow,
And tell you what caused the whole fuss.
Patric O'Flenn. young lad about ten.
Who lived on little back street.
Was once coming from school, when, like g.
young fool,
From Dame Hubbard he stole some fresh
meat.
When the theft was found out, Pat was no.
where about,
For he'd gone tohis home long before;
Butwhen he got there, his father did swear,
Because poor Pat hadn't hooked more.
With cuff on his ear, that made him feel
queer, II
Pat was sent to Dame Hubbards again
To go i'll at the door and steal something
more, -
For the place was not guarded just then. 10
But behind the<malf gate there was lying in
wait
The dog, whose meat Pat took that day.
The beast jumped to his feet, took Pats pants
by the seat.
And held on till the cloth gave away.
Pat gave a loud yell, and stood still for a
spell.
Then started for home on the run;
The dog smiled at the boy with the greatest
of joy.
Asif tearing his pants were great fun.
With the grin ON his face still increasing in
space.
The dog walked in the house for laugh;
But Dame Hubbard was there, and she babe
him forbear.
AS the thing was not settled by half.
She hired two men to gointo Pats den
And arrest him, for breach Of the peace.
They said. I'VE will try to arrest the small fry
And give him unto the police
They arrested poor Pat while at dinner he
sat,
And he now occupies a cold cell;
He's been there before. but pity him more
Than TO Patrick ever will tell
--GEoBGE LANGFoREs 4
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
THE STEADY THING.

In this mild northern latitude there
has not been snow enough for much
coasting this winter, but the ice skating
has been excellent and literally util-
lied. 1t would have been a rare season
for tobogganing, which was all the rage
a few seasons ago. These pine struc-
lures that afforded the exhilarating
descent, to be, followed by the useful
activity of hauling the vehicle back,
have passed away even more completely
than the roller skate craze. There was
an excitement about it in the rapidity of
movement and seeming danger hardly
found in any other outdoor recreation,
but 1t is out of fashion. The old style
of movement on ice was not really dis
placed, but pushed little aside by
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Steinitz Wins.

New YORK. Jan. 22.-The match be-
tween Steinitz and Gunsberg for the
chess championship of the world, which
has been going on at the Manhattan
Chess club since Dec. 9 was definitely
decided in favor of Steinitz by
the nineteenth game, which was con-
tested to-day. The game being drawn
the score was brought to this state:
Stenitz 6, Gunsberg 4, drawn 9, which
rendered it impossible any longer
for Gunsberg even to divide champion
ship honorS with the veteran player.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
STATE IMMIGRATION.

When a community gets the virus of
proteetionism in its blood, the evil will
break out every now and then in the
most unexpected places. We have lived
for quarter Of century under
system whose cardinal principle has
been that il you passed laws enough it
would be possible to make something
ont of nothing. Where people are
thoroughly convinced that this is true,
the most extraordinary reasoning on
questions of public policy may be ex-
peeted Once let man believe that the
way TO make him rich is to tax him,
and that, while no single individual can
lift himself off the ground by his boot
straps, the whole nation can do it if the
legislature says so, and you have him
i'll q mental condition completely adapted
for all sorts of intellectual aerobatics.
For the past twenty years the Repub-
lican party has been injecting this sort
of dcadening lymph into the brains of
our yeomanry and that had its effect.
They arc recovering, and the nation
will after while. but for the present
it makes correct reasoning painful
to a good many because their minds
are clogged by superstition.
If there is anything sensible in the
protectionists' argument, the way to
make Minnesota rich is to have it Sc
cede from the Union and impose tariff
Oh everything imported into it SO high
that we shall have to raise our own
bananas in the swamp lands of Beltrami
county. This will make whatever we
use exceedingly expensive in our state,
will stimulate industry to the most amaz-
ing degree, and make us all rich, because
we shall lave to pay more than any one
else for our food and clothing. There
are not few people VINO believe that
this would be sensible, and atthe last
legislature some of them undertook to
protect our slaughter and packing
houses against outside competition by
imposing what amounted ~ a prohibit
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
First of the Year.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22.-President
Nick Young tonight issued the first
base ball contracts of the year. PhiIa-
delphia has signsd Thompson. A Mey-
ers. w, Gleason. G. Esper, T. w. Glenn
ents. John +. Schultz, William T..
Grey. j. III. Mayer, w. a.
Sunday and w. r. Hamilton
All doubt has been removed as to where
Tom Daily will play, for his name is ap-
pended to Brooklyn contract, together
with those of Collins, Lovett, O'Brien,
g. T. Smith and Pinkney. A Quartette
of league players have appended their
signatures to contracts to play at Cleve-
land during the season Of 1891. those
who broke the ice being D. Il. Young,
w. GaIvofd, j. K. Virtue and G. s.
Davis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Senator stanford's worry.

Toledo Bee.
After all these years of tariff prOtec-
ton i'll the most favored and bOuntiful
land under the sun, inhabited by the
keenest. most inventive and Industrious
people in the world, it is necessary for
government to come to the rescue of our
Industrial interests. That is the way
Senator Stanford puts it in his plea
He is worried about idle millions. lie
would be grand patriot if he would
loan some of his own idle millions at 2
per cent to the industries which need it
instead of Matching up plan to have
the OvertaXed people assist themselves
by further rObbing themselves.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

often as soulless. 1t is not surprising
that restlessness and dissatisfaction are
prevalent, and political parties are born
Of them in the hope to find solution OF
the problem why the minority absorb
the growing wealth of the land. This
watering of stocks is one of the palpa-
bic sources of the evils that affiict the
.l.,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
rn-nAY,s WEATHER.

WAsuGNGToN. Jan. 2L-Foreeast I'll p. III.
Friday: For Wisconsin: Light local SHOWS;
northerly winds; stationary temperature,
For Minnesota: Light local SHOWS; norther-
" winds; slight changes in temperature. For
Iowa: Light local SHOWS, but generally far
during the day: northwesterly winds; sta
tionary temperature. For North and SCUM
Dakota: Light local SHOWS in eastern, FAR
in western portions; norther.y winds; sta
tonary temperature, except i'll extreme west
ern portion; slightly warmer. For Colorado
Fair: variable winds; warmer in eastern,
stationary temperature in western portion
GENERAL oBsERv ATOMS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
LAUGHS FOR ALL.

The window glass trust is dead and,
singularIy enough. it is said to have
died paneless aeatn.-Kansas City
Times.
Critic-I didn't like that last line in
your article.
Editor-Well, the public did.
Critic-Why so?
.Editor-Beeause it was the last line
Atlanta Constitution.
Some of the very best comedy is
butchered tragedy. Tex, News,
The strongest point in the Indian
question -ust now is the bayonet. -Buf
falo Times.
Senator Hear is so mad about the de-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
The Vice Presidents Opportunity

New ork " ord.
Vice President Morton will never have
better opportunity to make reputa-
ton Tor courage and observation-disclosures
than by sticking to his post as presiding
officer of the senate. 1t is said that he
is about to desert it to make place for
some one who is willing to assume
Speaker Reeds attitude and to choke off
debate 1t is MIR. Mortpn's chief duty
to preside over the senate. If he does
not believe in what is about to be done
it is all the more his duty To remain at
his post. Running away from it will
not elevate him i'll any ones opinion.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

IT Is matter of satisfaction that the
worlds fair directory has been able finally
to settle the long controversy over the part
to be had in the exhibition by the park on
the lake in the heart of the town. 1t is to
have five attractive buildings. one OF them to
be permanent. This will atfort an attraction
convenient evenings and add immensely to
the receipts That is the main object.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Goes Back to OIathe.

Special to the Globe.
WINoNA, Jan. 22.-Deputy Sheriff E.
W. Bryant. of Olathe, Kan, arrived in
the city last night with requisition
papers for W. l.. Richards, the minister
who was arrested at Warren by Sheriff
Braiey for ENLIGHTENMENT of $50 from a
resident of 0lathe. The sheriff left for
home with his prisoner this morning,
going by way of st. Paul in order to Sc
cure some state papers necessary to
complete the requlsition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

Tue chemist of the New York board of
health has given the opinion that patent
medicines are usually harmless if not hene-
fetal. He will hardly have the Endorsement
of any of the medical societies. They do not
need any analyses to satisfy them that all
such are unprofessional, and therefore per-
nicous
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

II Is assumed that free coinage of silver will
very largely add TO the circulating medium.
One party says: This initiation would dimin-
ish ali debts on an increase of the price of
commodities. and incidentally, OF course,
every man who owes dollar would be
benefited -
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Fourteenth Guests.

a most curious indication of the ling
ering of superstition is an agency which
has been inaugurated in Paris for the
supply of the fourteenth guest" Din
ner parties of thirteen may be increased
at short notice.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Killed by Il Tree.

Special to the Globe.
EAU CLAIRE, Wis, Jan. o. Charles
Olson, of this city, was killed by fall
ing tree in DellS Lumber company s
camp on Popple creek. near Phillips.
The remains were brought to this city
to-day aud buried.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

lie the Indian agents indicate diSpo-
sition to fight it out among themselves
Uncle Sam should keep his hands off =
Washington Post.
The new observation-disclosures
trust proposes to regulate prices by the
condition of the crops-in other words,
to ''charge all the traffic will bear
Buffalo Express.
The passage of the subsidy bill under
existing conditions would be mere rob-
berry Of the people for the profit of two
OF three existing American steamship
lines. 1t would build up nothing-New
York Times.
Until tariff reform, which so mighty
touches the business aud bosoms of the
people, shall have been fought to fin
ish, there will be no room in this coun-
try for third political party.-Phila
delphia Record.
A formidable candidate for the United
States senatorshiD from North Dakota
has withdrawn, I'D order to accept the
editorship of the Fargo Argus. He evil
IDENTITY has a proper conception of true
greatnesS.-Boston Herald.
1t is evident that so far as Cieveland's
comparatively unimpeded march to the
Democratic presidential nomination is
concerned some of the opposition Or
ganS would like to make a mountain
out Of aHill.-Philadelphi Times.
The work accomplished by the South
is matter for national pride and con-
graduation. But the moral of it is lost
upon the bitter partiSanS who are seek
ing to retard the country's prosperity
with sectional legislation. = Atlanta
Constitution.
In Victoria. British Columbia, over
twenty opium refneries are in full
blast. Nobody doubts that their pro-
duct is intended for the American mar
ket, and reaches its destination, but it
doesn't go through any custom house.
Buffalo Courier.
An Irish ChicagOan remarks that the
reason the evenings are shorter now is
because it does not stay light so long
after dark as it did while back.-I4ight.
q, She-It will be pleasure for me to
share your troubles and auXieties. He
but haven't any. She-Oh, you will
have when we are married.-Life.'
ca no ,,o,-n,,a,,
~ Inspl
Sci
+ Aft lection.
q Del
O Warrington Post
%
u Biggsv-What's the matter with
Beasley? Wiggsy-Re used to eat
bowl of eggs for breakfast every MORN
ing, and the consequence is he walks
boW-legged. See?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

THE Nebraska legislature proposes to petit
ton congress to foreeiose the government
mortgage on the Union Pacific railroad.
They should ask GOULD. HUNTINGTON, Dill
LON. and the others. what it will be con-
venient for them to have done.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

NEW HAMPsHlRE has some drawbacks agri
culturally. and has some off color fellows in
politics, but the chances of living there are
better than in Chicago and some other places.
1t is claimed that no passenger on railroad
has been killed in that state for seventeen
wears.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

roller skating. It is back in its full es
tate. and is one of the amusements of
ice regions that has come down the
ages, and will continue while water
freezes. The others are all temporary
freaks or side shows,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

ONE of the Idaho senators is credited with
paying $4,000 for his term, although it runs
only sixty days. About all he can get out OF
it is the title, but some are willing to pay
high for that
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

The Dangers of Street Car Travel.
Green-"Why do you always ride on
the elevated instead of the horse cars"
White-"My insurance policy covers
accidents. not death from old age
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

THE Republicans in the New York legis
lature were ungrateful not to remember
CHARLES A. DANA with single compliment
airy vote His services for them entitled him
TO This recognition
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Eastern kdverhsns Chce, Room ~
Tribune EuijGihg, New York.

complete files of the GLOBE always kept
IN hand for reference. Patrons. ana irlenas
selves of the facilities of our Eastern Office
while in New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES
DAILY Nor INCLUDING SUNDAY
] VI in advuuceSo 90 3ln. IN advances ~
4 IN. il advance 4 90 Z weeks III ao'' Wv
one month. TUG.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

TT MAY be noted that no state that has ever
tried the Australian ballot act has thought
for moment of going back to the old way.
The only question is as to the choice of de-
fails
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VI In adyance$10 GO mos; IN ady: - 9V
en- in advance 90 weeks in adv. w.
one month .....o"c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23
Movements of Steamships.

LoNDoN-sighted: City of Chicago, from
New York.
MARsEILLEs Arrived: California, from
New York
HAMBURG Scandal, from New
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-23

TR1 WEEKLY-Daily - Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.l
yr in advance 81 90 . mos. III adv ~ w
months, in advance 81 W.