Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-02-27
WIT AND TTUMOR.

tie, that it's knotty, but It's nice.-St
Joseph Netos.
A little poker now and then some
times does mp tho best Of men.--O1
Cay BLizzTd.
Why not send ont littte German
hand to play for tho ghoSt-danc"rsP
This would stop them. -IftLS6arg Dis.
patch.
A policeman should never emf a per-
son on the ear. Handouts are the only
variety he should use.-Ptlsburg
Chronicle.
The drinking man knows what he is
about until he is about drank and then
he thinks he is soLer.-Aeo0 Orleans
Hc0yuHe.
"Harkl Somebody is playing n de-
lightlul bit from Wagner" 10! that's
only James shoveling coal into the iur-
ace."-Lye
For all we know the jacknss may feel
thankful that ne has ears big enough to
take in all his own beautiful music
indianapolis Journal
A young man who married "bntter-
hy of fashion" was unable. wear laIer.,
to provide grub" for his BUTTERFLY
NOrriSLO-SH Herald.
Doctor. is there no remedy for
goutg' 20. yes. You shouldn't have
drank 40 much wine the last thirty
years or so."-PhitadeiphiG inns.
A close observation is likely to lead
to the conclusion that what the human
mind most Graves Is some slight pre-
text for going crazy Washington
lost.
1.-The first thing you ought TO do re-
cruit, when you get Il bundle of good
things from home is to ieel gratitude
towards your Sergeant. "-F.iegende
BLdtter.
Teacher-''You say there are SIX
senses? Why. have only i've"
Scholar-"I know it. sir The sixth
one is common sense. "-DctroH Free
IreSS.
The richest woman in Baltimore has
decided 10 retire from the world,
which means, we suppose, that she is
going TO move to Philadelphia.
JuLge.
T0m-"The man in the room next to
me is learning to play on the piano"
Jack-"And what do you do?" Tom
I'm learning to swear."-M y
HcrdiG.
Young Van Duder seems to have
nothing to do. What is his businessp"
%. | understand that he's mind
reader 10 the four hundred. "-Mansrys
Wee6iy.
Did I understand you to say that
miracles do not happen in these days9"
You did" Then You were wrong.
My plumber has just failed."-St.
Joseph Ne,OS.
Boy (who has been caught playing
bail Sunday Mister Cop
(pointing to waves). there's some Sab
bath breakers; why don't you stop
themp"-LJe.
II can't find where that plumber did
anything to this heater" Neither
could /. told the man. but he said
we'd certainly find it in the bill."-
Rhttadetphia Times.
"Do YOU understand that Bronson
has finally decided to enter the state of
matrimonv?" yes. think so; at
least he told me he was going to Utah"
brooklyn Eagle.
Watts-"What women lack. as a
rule. is earnestness of application
Potts-"YOu never saw woman APP
plying for divorce, did yOuP'-
Indianapolis Journal.
First Drummer-"Got dinner ut the
Highprce House. ehP Have they good
cooks therep" Second Drummer-''I
don't know. forgot to fee the wait
EN- y Weekly.
Sauso-"There are as good fish In
the sea as ever were caught" Rodd
better. if vou believe the fishermen.
1t is always the big oncs that get
away."-N \. HerdiG.
Foggs approaching Trotter. who is
absorbed in tnought) WHY so sober.
old manP" Trotter (bridling) Look
here. now, that's not fair; it's only 8
O'Clock. ~. y. Herald.
well. good-by. dear nephew. II
you should happen to he in want of
money you can write to me-" Here
Is the letter now. uncle. il YOU will he
SO kind. F,iege,idc Btdtter.
First Citizen-''Does Prof. George
William Henry's new scheme of public
taxation include tax on horSesP"
Second Citizen-"I guess not; he owns
a horse himself. food Se,0s.
Globetrotle-- you ever travel
on II personally-conducted tour?' Mr..
Meeke Often" G,obetrotle--"Whom
did you have for manager usuallyp
MIR. Meeke-'My WIEN y Week
Iy
Photographer - ''Your son. the
student. ordered this likeness from me-"
1T is certainly very much like him"
Has he paid for FTP" "Not yet" That
is still more like him. "-F2iegende
Bidtter.
Sanso-.'IIow did the police manage
to put down the students riotP Rodd
They threw football among the
boys and they immediately began TO
maui each other to death. IN. y
Herald
Hoffman IIowes--..The world owes
every one living. doesn't itP' Tenn
pie Court-"Of course it does" Hoff-
man Howes-'Weil, collect mine from
it for me and I'll give you half. "-Har-
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