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Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
ARE WOMEN nERcsEARY9
I've Dlvrr.s orinicns - the oa~stisn 81
Hsuaialns Aeauisitissnsss.

rwe Divers ortnicns 80 the 9arstton 81
Fsuaialas Aeaui.itissnsss.
Two women wcre discussing \ very
delicate subject J. woman a. = scx
m-erccnary and calcuiating7
Il think ! arr very well acquainted
with my sex" said one. and I am
forced 10 Acknowledges b. myself hat
women are apt % b. on the continual
watch for what may be gaincd from
friends They make themselves par
ticularly agreeable % people Of In
nucnce and ignore those that are Of
small CONSEQUENCE The more innocent
young girls smile most brightly on the
Young man who sends flowers and
candy. and the fast ones play a regular
game 10 get gifts of n more substantial
sort Men are 80 foolish, loo They
fancy women sincere and honest and
consider Il a privilege when they arc
allowed 20 make n present Of value TO
= beauty that has hattercd their
vanity. Alas / mour that my sex
Is 30 hypocritical and grasping. l
remember the time when il was con.
sidercd an insult for men to give
presents 20 young ladies Now. how.
ever, woman has changed all that.
and. after a man has known n girl a
week, he asks her 90 accept a dia.
mond bracelet or soma other expensive
trinkct IL is really too bad"
The other lady laughed heartily NJ
what she called her friends p~cssimistic
misconccption. "Nonscnse." she cried.
"I'm astonishcd at you Where have
you been living Of late2 Among the
wild Bohcmians who have To exist ON
their wits, III warrant Now my
dear friend, I insist that you are all
wrong in your conclusions, and claim
that, except for a little community OF
women found in every large capital,
the general modesty and pride Of the
feminine sex are a pronounced as they
were when we we're good deal younger
than we are now. You know well
enough that you would not allow one
Of your daughters to accept n gift from
a man and you know that they would
never dream of maneuvcring for one.
Now. are you SO conceited rs To think
you are different from other mothers,
or your daughters superior To all other
girls? Why, the world is crowded with
Just such people, and in them Is the
great spirit that keeps the race alive.
The only way that your conclusion Is
TO be arrived at Is by confirming your
studies TO a narrow cotcric OF ill-bred,
high-strung and badly regulated women
that makes itself conspicuous in the
unwholcsome ncighborhood of a city
like New York. Those m make q
noise, and are vulgar, and it is their
habit TO get all they ear out Of people
they meet hut you ought Ia know
that they are a woefully small part OF
the world and caunot affect that fine
feminine character that objects to com
mon contact, and whose chief feature
is the quality Of pride. Fie! believe
in your sex. my dear. Woman is moi
mercenary or calculating"
The last speaker was so vehement
and convincing hat the other smiled
over her tcacup and said; "Well, dear
perhaps | was mistaken. I'm sure
hope So" And everyone else mus
q hope SO too.-N. Y. sun.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Father and son.

Fathcr-Want an excuse, eh7 An ex.
use for being late 70 school, eh9 What
were you doing with yourself, sir, play
ing marblcs2
Small Son-No. sir. I couldn't end my
overshoeS.
Fathcr-You couldn't, eh, you care
less boy? They were where you left
them, Of course. You ought to be
thraShed for
Scrvant-Plense. sir, Mr.. Nexdoor
wants to know II you're rcady2
Father-fcs-ycs, Of course. Right
away, right away. Where In creation
is my ~hat2-Good News.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
,.aIlantry.

A Frenchman's gallantry TO ladies Is
said TO be always equal To an emergen-
". At n party, a gentlemen OF that
race stepped heavily upon the toe of a
lady. who looked up with an angry
frown.
Pardon, madame" he said. bowling
low. but ! have forget to bring my
microscope"
"Your MICROSCOPIC"
"But yes; for TO see re leetle feet OF
madame!"
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Jumped at Conclusions.

Penelope received a bunch Of roses
without n card. She was certain Jack
had sent them. nevertheless In this
she was right.
When Jack arrived In the evening
she exclaimed. lyon did not send your
card with tiIvm, but I uui -vs- $3.50 -'
for them nevertheless" In tins she
was wrong. She forgot Mr. Me
Allistcr's advice: Never be embarras'
sing II you can help it"-Munsey's
Weekly.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Explained.

Pedestrian-Here, say. ! gave you
that quarter to get some supper and u
nights lodging, and you make a bee
line for a saloon.
Beggar-Yessir. Had TO get me APP
oetizer for me supper, and me night cap
70 sleep happy in.-Munsey's Weekly.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Messed Ar. They That Mourn.

Young Mrs. Lucre twho has recently
married old Mr.. Lucrcl-You are quite
sure nothing has been heard from MIR.
Lucre since the powder mill went up2
Bridget-Not a word, mum.
Young Mrs. Luore twiping away .
tear)-well, no news is good news.
You will see, Bridget, that Grape Is put
on the front door as SOC as possible
Jury.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Mnxrh 70 DrrnrratIon.

Excited Individuals this where
they swear peopleP
Notary Public-Yes. sir: what can ]
do for you?
Excited observation-disclosures the book
quick-I want to take an oath never 70
put down another carpet.-Puck.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

don where the action OF the piece took
place, because l am not at all sue
whether my conduct in the affair may
not have placed me within reach of
the law, and rs am At present about
the only newspaper man In London
who has not been in Jail, | want to re-
main unique.
may say in explanation TO those
who do not know London that there
ART two great bus companies in the
metropolis-the London Road Car CO.,
which is the newest, and the London
General Omnibus Co, which Is the old
est. Besides these regular vehicles
there are n number of private buses.
Now, as there appears to be no law
regulating bus fares, the private bus
seems TO be able to charge what it likes
and Il does.
Fares in London are n well known
quantity and the man who takes n bus
doesn't look worry closely at the outside
of it except to see where II is going.
These private buses. which are gener.
ally known as pirates, fix themselves
up in such n way as To deceive the eye
even of a man who is looking for them.
For instance: Where the London Gen.
,eral Omnibus Company has the sign
London General Omnibus Company, -
the pirate bus, which runs 10 the post
Office, will have in exactly the same
space the words London General -
and then in small lettcrs-"Post office, "
which the same is calculated to deceive
the very elect
BY mistake | got on 10 one of these
pirate buses the other day, and until
came near the street ut which ! in
tended to get off / did not recognize tn,
fact. The bus was crowded full, both
inside and out, and | took the last seat
that was vacant on top. just befor,
coming TO my street the conductor
mounted the top OF the bus for fares.
rendered him a penny, which was the
correct fare.
"Twopence, please" sand the con
eductor.
Il got on at Whatyoucallit circus"
said.
~ know you did" was the answer
'''the fare is t~wopence."
Nonsense" l answered, 1.-THE fare l
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
ptdnst Apply to Him.

First Tranquility did You throw
away that newspaper so spitefully,
Bill?
Second Tramp-Because just came
across an article on diet headed: 1--WE
eat too much."-Boston Herald.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
All tho Pleasure Conc.

1--WE have decided 10 go TO Bar Harbor
this summer"
"Have you, reallyp shouldn't think
you would like II much, now that
you are married. Getting engaged Is
such a feature OF life there."-Harperis
Bazar.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
HOUSEHOLD enEvI1IEs


-MunnN-one quart 81 hour. one
,upful - sugar. one piai 81 milk. but
.er the slEc Of an egE. t~o t~easpooniula
81 yeast powder nake Ia pans ~ gem
panN-Gpod Housekeeping.
-suocoiash-onc quart green corn.
one pint hutier-bcans onc-half eupful
butter. pepper and salt Cook slowly
for an hour and a halt There should he
no liquor In the pot when Il l. DONE
nousckecpcr
a simple remedy for neuralgia "a 20
apply grated horse-radish tothe temple.
when the face on head l. affected, or 20
the wrist when the pain i in the arm
Or shoulder. Prepare the h~orse-radish
In the same manner a. FOR table use.
-Molasses Cake.-InTrcdients. One
half cup ~ molasscs. onc-half cup Of
sugar. one-half cup Of either sweet
milk OF water. tive cups Of flour, two
tablespoonfuls Of butter or lard. m
tablespoonful Of vinegar. Bake in two
round pie tins A good recipe 10 use
when eggs are scarce.-Detroit Free
Press
Corn Flour Cheese CakeS-To N
3 pint OF milk and one ounce Of corn -four
add -four well beaten egg and n quar-
ter Of a pound of sugar. Put these In
m cnamcled saucepan on the fire. aud
bring il mp 10 boiling point Flavor
with essence of lemon. Line some
patty pans with puff paste, pour In the
above custard. dust sugar over them.
and bakc.-Boston Budget
-Riband WaferS-To one pound %
fine sugar add n quarter OF n pound Of
flour and the peel of tive lemons; beat
the eggs well. then add the other in
gradients To them, grease some tin
sheets or shallow pans with melted
butter, and roll out the paste very thin;
when the waters are half done roll
them round your finger and return
them TO the oven again 10 crisp.-Bos-
ton Herald.
Delicious Wafies for Desscrt-One-
half pound of fine white flour. sifted
three times; a t~easpoonful Of baking
powder, four eggs, whites and yolks
beaten separately to the utmost; four
Jumps OF sugar and a little salt, enough
sweet cream to make n smooth batter
for wafies, Bake in small round or
square waffle irons and when all are
baked spread them with apricot jam.
pile in a pyramid and serve hot-N. Y.
World.
-CornucopiaS Three eggs, one cup
full of sugar, one cupful of flour, two
tablespoonful of cold water, one
teaspoonful of baking powder; beat
thoroughly. Drop one tablespoonful
on a round tin and bake In a moder.
ate oven. When n delicate brown
take ont, and while hot lap the edges
together in form of a cornucopia and
hold in shape until cool. Till them
when cold with whipped cream This
receipt makes twelve. Ladies' Home
journal
Slowed Chicken. EARLY In the
morning pick and cut up "A tender
chicken. Drop the pieces in cold sailed
; water. At 10 o'clock put them in a poi
with a spoonful of fresh butter and
slice OF fresh, fat bacon. In IN hour
: roll out u pastry made of one pint Of
, flour, one spoonful of lard, one-half tea
, spoonful OF soda, buttcr-milk TO make
a stiff dough, and n pinch Of salt. Roll
, very thin and let IL stand for five min
a utes. Remove the chicken from the
pot. Cut the pastry in small diamonds
I Put II In the pot between layers of this
chicken. Cook slowly, adding two tn
b~lespoonfuls of butter when nearly
observation-disclosures.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

o penny from Whats oucallit circus
down to Blank street"
"Yes, perhaps that is SO" replied the
conductor blandly ''but this is a private
bus and the fare is twopence."
"Then l won't pay it," ! said. At the
words private bus" every man on top
of the omnibus looked up and saw that
he was in for 1t.
"You will have TO pay It," answered
the conductor, ''or I'll summon you"
At this point the man who sat beside
me showed a penny into my hand and
whispered: For Heavens sake, pay
him, but 60 up this side street and
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Mhnt Thnr Tnlk About.

Mrs. Yerger-Matilda you and Mrs-
pcterby's servant are always talking
together. What do you find TO talk
about?
Matilda Snowball-We was Just anus
in ourselves, Jess de same us you u
Mrs. Peterby does, except dat you talk
about the servants and we talk bou
our employes.-Texas Siftings-
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
A serious Question.

Jenny-Well, what are you pondering
about now. George9
George was wondering whether
POUR father would lend me fifty dollars
more readily before ! asked for your
hand or after. really must have the
dfty.-Munsey's Weekly.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
A MODERN PIRATE.
An Amusing Adventure with n
London Bus Driver.

He beauty
about the fol-
lowing recital
Is that Il Is
strictly true,
a tn OF q h A.,
doubtless, you
wouldn't b c
lieve IL
| do not in
tend mention
any of The lo-
calities in Lon
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Good for All Day.

Criminal-Ohl for Heavens sake, Jim,
do something to keep the sheriff of my
track for n little whilel Shoot him II
necessary. L
Friend-I1l do better than that III
ngage him in a game of chess.-Mun-
sey's Weekly.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Hard 70 Understand.

Mrs. Kurtz (rcading)-"vast strides
have lately been made In the improve
ment OF gowns"
Mr.. Kurtz-l don't see how very vast
strides can be made in the tight skirts
now worn.-Puck.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Ansr the Engnvement Was rroken.

Ile-And do you mean TO tell me that
You engaged yourself to me for mere
caprice. intending all the while 70 throw
me over2
She-Not exactly; but I'm writing q
novel, and I've got TO have IN aged
lover in It. | needed n model. and so
Alb Shall | send you a copy OF the
book?-Harper's Baznr.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

"It Is rather strange that IN apothe
carv's business should be profitable"
.'why do you think SOP"
because much of what lie sells Is .
drug In the market"-Boston Herald
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

"Most extraordinary term they have
at Oxford for q man who funks."
"what Is it?"
"They say he Is plueked-and that
because he is not ripe."-Harper's Bs-
Ear.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

1t Did, Indeed Her Father-"Mr
Sissy, | told you you must not call
here. There, sir, there is the front
door" Sissy with dignity)-"very
well, sir, ! go; but this lets me out
Dudes Chronicle.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
No, strange After All.

First Tramp never failed yet to
make money out of anything tackled.
Second Tramp-You ought TO be rich.
First Tramp-But | amt. You see l
never tackled gaything.vTexas Sift-
ipgs
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03
Different Set.

.rYou mustn't associate with chick
ems" said Mother Duck TO her duck
lings.
"Why not, mamma?"
.Because they are not in the SWIM
Jury.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1891-07-03

This. dear reader. Is a picture OF hu-
manity you are no doubt familiar with
IL represents n man. hts wife and her
dear. sweet lady friend You will prob
ably have little trouble In telling which
Is the wife and which the dear. sweet
lady fricnd.-Judge.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

John Fulton an old timer on the Pacific coast and resident of Tomb stone for ten years, died yesterday at the hospital aged n years. He has a son living in Virginia City. He had been for a year or two making bis home with the family of A D Walsh of the Can Can and became much at tached to them. He had nothing in the way of worldly possessions. The expenses of the funeral which took place today. were defrsyed by the Miss es Walsh The deceased was at one time the head blacksmith at the Grown Poiu; mine-at Virginia City and was known all over the coast.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
Grace Eden.

4 well filled house greeted the Georgia wonder on Saturday night and they were well repaid for theiG ss- tendance. Her remarkable powers of apparent strength is beyond compre- hension and where the power is derived from is a mystery. She lifted five men. the combined weight of which aggregated 800 pounds. The attemp, of three of the strongest men in the city to raise her from her feet was an other piece of unaccouLtable force. She weighs but 90 pounds and yet Gus Baron and A. l.. smith, two powerful men could not hold her in the air with her feet 24 inches from the floor. Her mind reading was another won- derful art of the programme and in no instance did she make & failure out of more than hundred tests Space is not sufficient to allow fur ther description of the evenings en- tertainment. The committee, Ralph Smith. Louis Aubrey, Gus Baron, c. $. Fly and A. l.. Smith will testify to her wonderful embodiment of some supernatural power,
 Tonight many additional interest ing and wonderful evidences of her being justly entitled "The Georgia Magnet" will be introduced.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

The Yuma Sentinel says that a gentlen an has the plans ready for a large water wheel, 10 be run by the current cl the Colorado river. The wheel will be attached by chain belts 10 great pumps which will lift and force the water to any desired neigh; for irrigation. The wheel vii! be placed on barges moored to the shore. These will rise and fall with the water in the river. The plan is practicable one and will soon be put into opera iiOn
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

From a reliable source it is learned that J. NJ. Cummings was obliged to get out of Mexico in the night to avoid arrest. Notwithstanding the fact that that he handled many thou sands of dollars of money belonging 10 his partner, he left the country without dollar. Two hundred thou sand dollars are said to be within the bounds of the amount expended upon the property of which he was the gen. eral manager. There are several thousands of dollars in due bills issued by Cummings outstanding, which, it is said will be taken up by Whitmore.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
MoniAY Inne 1.

 The forenoon was taken up with the case of the Tesritory vs Rankin, in- dicted for unlswTuily branding stock. The jury found him not guilty. The charge against Clint McL&ne was dismissed.
 The trial jurors were dismissed for the term.
 The Case of the Territory vs The Delinquent Tax List as far as it con cerned the property assessed to G. E. Goodfellow. was decided r. favor of the territory as against part of the property L Biroidi vs the Copper Queen was dismissed by the court by default. Vim Jones, administrator vs the Copper Queen company was tried and subi. ittsd to the court and a judg- ment entered for defendant. The court adjourned to nine o'clock tomorrow.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
The shanEia.a Case.

Mark Smith withdrew from the case this morning and Judge Barnes was wired requesting his appesraI ee o look after the defendants interests. The district attorney expressed his willingness to go on with another trial at once and the defendant himself is anxions.for it. IL is probable that the day will be set for another trial at the present term and as summons for the fourth of June have been served on several witnesses it is about settled that the trial will begin that day.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
Court ktenns-

Friday May 29. In the case of Reilly vs. Berry, B. W. Tiehenor was appointed to take the deposition of c. ". Berford. Jennie Carroll vs. Frank Carroll, divorce. B. W. Tichenor appointed to take proofs.
 Peter Gill, P M. Anderson and W. Humphrey, tsrdy jurymen, were fined g each.
 Territory vs. McGowau-jury re- turned verdict of not guilty.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
Memorial Day.

The c. A R., P. O. s. of A. and the school children with long line of carriages conveying citizens went to the cemetery on Saturday and with appropriate ceremonies, decorated the graves of the dead. The noral tributes were perhaps finer than ever shown at any previous decoration day. Every body donated all they mad and the young ladies who r)ds in the large open wagons in the procession were rairly enyeloped in roses and other flowers.
 There was a noticeable thinning in the ranks of Burnside Post since last year. but as one by one they fall away, there are ten willing hearts added each year to assist in that beautiful eus'om of strewlng their graves with eniblems of love for them aad theirs.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
OFFICIAL REPORT.
Of she Beard es sapersi-er. sf
 Cechise County.

May 2s 2p. m. Present. Scott White and John Montgomery.
 Petition having been presented to the board by the citizens of Bisbee asking the appointment of " Hughes road overseer of Bisbee road district. By unanimous vote he was appointed road oyerseer of said district and the clerk was instructed to notify him. Petition having been presented to the board by citizens of Tombstone road district, asking the appointment of P Johnson, road overseer of Tomb stone iroad district, by unanimous vote he was appointed road overseer of said district and the clerk was in structed to notify him.
 Board adjourned to 10 o'clock a m May 29 1891.
 Approved ScoTT WHITE Attest Chairman pro tenn.
 wM. D. MoSMoSIER
 Clerk.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
A change of venue was taken thi

A change of venue was taken this afternoon from Justice Johnston's court to that of c E Alvord in the case of the Territory vs the men charged with the assgult on iuryman Sanders. The case will be called at g o'clock tomorrow morning. A large number of witnesses have been sub pzned in the case.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

the sensible household necessities, what you need aud what you would like to have, are all there in beauti- ful illustrations and in. teresting descriptions. It $ a heiPfNi book for young or old, rich or poor, and free for the asking.
 If you send an order you may rest assured of getting the same goods, the same styles, the
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

Health Department this malady with its attendant complications, has car ried off 663 persons, and from the rap i'd manner in which it increased, the mortality on some days in April, 1t seems to have been rightly named the Russian" influenza.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

The editor of the Bartlett Texas Democrat is away on vacation, and the paper is being conducted by two ol his children during his absence. The youngsters announce editerially that they hope to make it real live paper if the old man don't come home rno snnn
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

Ben Williams, superintendent of the Copper Queen, Mfr. Brophy the man ager of the Cos store and West How ell, the foreman of the mine were wIt- nssses before the court today.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

SALEsNAN-An enc rgetic man wan ed to push our manufactures on thi ground. One of eur agents earned s, 200 last year. Address P. o. Box 1871. New York. w-3-30y
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

The United States supreme court during the term just ended beat the previous highest record of cases ever disposed O. in one term, settling sl5 eases against 470, heretofore the grea . est number passed upon in . single term.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

The famed Csrizo mountains on the Navajo reservation are about to he in- vsded by party of 800 Colorado pros pectors attracted by the oft repeated reports of the marvellous mineral wealth of that region.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

Harry Carpenter is in Los Angeles with an exhibit of ripe fruits from Yuma He has with him ripe grapes blackbegries, pears, figs, spricots olives pomgrznites, plnms and dates.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07

Judge Sloan issned sn order for s special venire of fifty jurors returnable Thursday morning at g o'clock
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-06-07
every transaction !

uh1ERHEaH-It really doesn't pay to make muslin underwear at home when oS cents will buy a complete set, consisting of chen lse, gown and drawers. Good strong muslin nicely trimmed By mail, 22c. extra.
 The price of the gown in the above set, if sold sep arately, ASc., neatly trimmed with tucks and embroidery.
 KID SHOES, xz-LsSs' soft kid button shoes, me dium toes and low heels, neat and dressy, price S7. By mail, zoc. extra. Sizes. 7H to s, and widths, D. E. and F. E.
 NEWS TROUSERS, $50 We are making a great speciality of these goods. Buying hundreds of pairs at c time, and from one of the Iarges; manufacturers in the country, we are able to give