The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1891-01-23
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.


only disagreeable truth.-Globe.
The pugilists arethe fellows who make
their money hand over fist. dorchester
Post.
Blank receipts and drafts always in
stock at The CHRONICLE Office Your
orders solicited 13-tf
A man who hasn't got religion enough
to hold him level in a horse trade needs
more RAMS Horn.
The man who winks at Kansas drug
clerk can get whathe wants in the twink
ling of an eye.-Indianapolis Journal.
Senators Vance and Vest have both
been renominated. This will prevent
two VS. from becoming X.-Lowell Cou-
rier
1t is quite evident that the Western
Indians know nothing about base ball,
since Two Strike is out.-New York
World.
Come! come to the new drug store
Mannon 81 Herrins-and get bottle of
The New South for collie, diarrhea, grip
ing, etc. 10-1y.
The man who lost his money is in "a
position to denounce prize-fghting and
its attendant immortality -New,O Orleans
Picayune.
Be man ever so absent-minded, by
surrounding himself with clever men,
he will always have his wits abouthim -
st. Joseph News.
Culprit: Please, your honor, had
only one drink, and Justice: Ten
days more for trying to deceive the
court; / used to bein,the saloon business
myself.-Puck.
Never speak i'll of anybody; you can
do just as much execution with shrug
of the shoulders OF a significant look
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Say, friend! stop taking so many pills
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never afiliates with the system. Sold
by Mannon g. Herrin. Holy.
A Minneapolis man hearing the
preacher refer to" St. Paul, chief of the
Apostles" wanted to know where Min
neapolis came in.-Texas Siftings.
I told you the new drug store would
keep all the tirst-class remedies-Liauid
Cathartic Compound for the liver and
New South for ummer,complaint. ly
Two combatants arrested Forthcoming
keroseneon each Other explained to the
Judge that they were simply operating
in the oil exchange.--Texas Siftings.
Magistrates, we keep State and civi
warrants and executions in stock, ani
would be pleased to receive your ORDER
for these or any other blanks you ma,
need. Travis Bros.
When afflicted with any,of the miser
able skin diseases which make life !.
burden, try Hurts cure. 1t is guar
J anteed. If it does you no good it vii
cost you nothing.
} "Look cut" howled the impatien
victim in the BARRIERS chair. Do yo'
! think you're carving in wood?" Nc
sir; more like etching in brass. Mil
, waukee Sentinel
Experience goes to prove that therei
: more domestic unhappiness when til
l wife does not trust her husbands iudg
: ment at all then when she trusts it to
much. -Atchison Globe.
: Wetclaim some things for Cheatham
: Chill Tonic, but not everything.
@ will not cure softening of the brain @
s ingrowing nails but it will cure chills-
cold chills. Guaranteed.
k Mr.. Grump; Il can't see, my deal
what good that border of fur does 70
around the hem of your skirt" Mrs.
: Grump: why, it shows that / can a
VI ford it."-Harpers Bazaar.
/ To live or not to live is q questio
n which annually confronts the resident
e of our low grounds and swampy ,di
d tricts. Take Cheatham's Tasteless Chi
l. Tonic and live to die noble death tina
IS by a commonplace chill.
e "Oh, papa, you are too good; this di
mond belt is poeml" BELT? VIII,
my dear girl, 1 bought that for necl
- lacel" you dear old soul! How di