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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

nat alone, for its broad iutting brim will
serve to accentuate those features which
need softening.
As general rule, in selecting the shape
OF hat, other things being equal and no
decided or marked popularity prevailing in
ones countenance or features, let it be de-
cided, as a rule, that no woman with an ag-
gressive nose and large features should ever
wear broad brimmed hat. Let her select
darling, small-sized, little love of a bonnet,
and pin 1T closely TO the top of her head,
making 1t seem like part of her couture.
Let the small nose. undecided featured
woman with a sweet counteuance and
yielding mouth oyershadow her face with
hat as broad as may suit her fancy, and
she will still look pretty.
The logic of this is plain. The former
style of woman has naturally an aggressive
look and the rugged outlines of her face
need to be softened. The latter has an in
dlstlnctness and indebtedness to her
features, which qualities are relieved by q
hat which shadows her face.
! The disagreeable form which the hats
take this season is found when the wearer
sees tit to turn up the back of one until it
towers in the air upwards of quarter of a
yard, not only obstructing vision, butmak-
ing the woman appear as if she were carry
Ing sloop upon her head with sails all fly
Ing. A lew girls utterly regardless of the pro-
priety of things, have ordered the pancake
hats to be turned up at the back and sur
mounted with bows, ribbons and feathers,
until truly appalling mound with flying
vines and colors has been produced upon
the back Of the head. These hats are I'M
becoming and awkward, as well as distress
4 ing to those whose lot it is to be placed at
theatre or other gatherings behind one OF
these enormities.
1t is quite the style to have the jacket, hat
and veil all of color. A bright red India
silk jacket, or blouse waist, embroidered in
! gold cord, was worn at an afternoon recep-
ton by young woman in pancake hat of
red, around which bright red silk tulle
veil was wound and tied at the back in an
enormous bow with bunch of peoples.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
REDFERN'S LATEST IDEAS.
A Very Handsome Street Costume-A Prett,
Cycling Costume.


Cycling Costume.
New YORK, May 81, 1S91.-[Special cor
respondence of THE HERALD. l.
There was once sparkling mash who hung
cred to cut dash,
And to be a tip-topper and do the thing proper
He would spend unlimited cash.
So he bought bicycle tall, and rode after many
fall,
And with many wobble on pebble and
cobble,
And grace was not in it at all.
And he started out one day, and he felt quite
blithe and gay,
For the wheels spun round with iocund
bound,
In most obliging way.
And under big rose tree, dryad he happened
to see,
In f1ow'ry crown, and a nice summer gown.
As chic as it well could be.
She threw the young man kiss, but the silly
soul said: why miss,
You're awful bad, or else you're mad,
To carry on bold like this.'
Then she up and she spoke quite pat, and she
said: well, you are a tat,'
And she looked him down, and said with a
frown,
You're saucy, young man, take thatr
Then she gave him one on the head, because of
his cheek she said,
And he gave jump, that he came down a
thump,
While she said these words and fed
YOU'D better not be so insane, as ever to sauce
me again,
Or pretend to be staid, when you next meet a
maid
q think that the moral is plain.)
-7eutonic Wrestler.
One of the most taking things about some
of the heroines of the modern English
novel, and more especially the type known
as the shilling shocker," is the dainty cot
ton frocks in which the beautiful heroines
are fond Of appearing, as when they take q
morning stroll through the park and meet
handsome Lord So-and-So, or trip lightly
down to breakfast with a bunch of roses in
their belt. For the last few seasons this
fresh simplicity of dress has been shared
with American maidenhood, and the taste
is every day growing But be it under
stood, the gowns are not the simple muslins
beloved by romance spinners of former
generation, nor have they any affinity with
the neat print gowns so popular with our
slaveJs. No, indeed, Miss La Mode IS
dresses are altogether of a different de-
scription and have but little claim to sweet
simplicity. In truth, when fashioned by
tailor or modiste they are likely to be as
costly as many of the silk costumes which
were worn dozen years ago, before the
reign of extravagant accessories began.
Not that the fabrics themselves are so ex-
pensive, but because they are trimmed with
rich embroideries and handsome linen
laces. The materials approved by fashion
this season are, for house wear: Linen
lawns, French organizes, transparent en-
broidered batistes and mousselines; while
for street gowns, the most substantial
Scotch ginghams, chambrais, and q new
stuff silk finished to look like MORE, as
chosen. All these stuffs are being made up
by Redfern, Of Fifth avenue, for most Of
his customers desire their flimsy costumes
to fit as well as cloth or stuff.
A pretty gown, here illustrated, is of
lavender chambrai with rows of narrow
white braid above the deep hem. The
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

Do you wear pancake hatl Of course
you know what a pancake hat is, but in
case you have not heard of it by that name
draw picture of one in your mind at once.
because it is fashionable and much in vogue
among those who walk the avenue in STYLE
The pancake hat is sailor hat with a yery
broad brim and very low crown, so very
broad is the brim and so very low is the
crown that the hat appears almost fat
There is just little round step in the mid
die which forms the crown-hence the word
pancake. Across the street tho wesrer
looks as If she had palm leaf fan deprived
of a handle upon her head and near by she
seems TO have something which is cross
between a PLAGUE and mortar board
If you have very sweet face with regu-
lar features and are on the right side of
thirty, you can wear one of these hats, and
look as pretty as picture. But if your
nose, is sharp, your eyes large and your
mouth pronounced and decided, let the sailor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
THE NEW DISCOVERY.

You have heard your friend and neigh
bors talking about it. You may yourself
be one of the many who know from per
sonal experience just how good thing it is
If you have ever tried it, you are one of its
staunch friends, because the wonderful
thing about it is, that when once given a
trial, Dr. Kings New Discovery ever after
never used it and should be afflicted with a
cough, cold or any throat, lung or chest
trouble, secure bottle at once and give it
fair trial. 1t is guaranteed every time, or
money refunded. Trial bottles free at A.
G. Smith & Co.'s drug store. e.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
PNEUMONIA AND BRONCHITIS CARRY OFF
0NE-THlRD OF THE HUMAN RACE.

1t 10 not generally known that pneu-
monia and bronchitis carry of one-third of
the human race, but such are the facts,
and what Is more surprising. both of the
above diseases result from neslsetjng q
common ordinary eed, A cough should
never be neglected. If 1t is, every time
you catch oeM you cough harder, aad IL
sticks by you longer. Ballard's horehound
syrup is the best remedy in the world for
pneumonia, bronchitis and all throat and
lung troubles. If you have any throat
trouble, call for Billiards. horehound syrup
and take no other.El0
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

This is neat and trim Redfern costume
for cycling. It is of dark green and palest
tan checked tweed with collar, cuffs, belt
and pocket of chamois leather. A Windsor
scarf is carelessly knotted below the waist
and high leather gaiterettes are worn over
the Oxford ties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

Mamma Ito her little boy, ''Now Ben
ME, if you'll be good and go to sleep,
mamma Il give you one of DR.. Ayers nice
sugar-coated Cathartic Pills, next time
you need medicine" Bonnie, smiling
sweetly, dropped off to sleep at once.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

bodice has pleated skirt, and is trimmed
with white linen guipure. The wide gar
den hat is of white lace, with soft crown
of lavender batis.e, and is trimmed with
loops of darker velvet and white clover
blossoms
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
AKNICATED EUREKA CREAM.

The finest and most reliable lotion for
chapped hands, rough and sore skin, sun
burn and tan, pimples, etc. Especially
prepared for this climate. 25c. bottles at
druggists
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
DEATH FROM KInNEY DISEASE

Is the most unfortunate and untimely end
ing OF thousands Of the Amer lean people
annually. Oregon Kidney Tea is guaran-
teed to cure all forms of Kidney troubles.
Take it in time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
MARRIAGE AND PARENTAGE

The most sacred rela-
tionships on earth are
those which exist be-
tween husband and wife
and between parents and
their children. The High
est Duty owed by every
man to himself, his wife,
his children and to soci-
ETY. is to marry right and
produce the highest type
of offspring.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

ST. Partrick's Pills have given me better
satisfaction than any other.-M. H Proud
foot, Druggists, Granada. Colorado. For
sale by z. c. M. l. drug dept,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24
rM YssEL sHsoxar Store.

ana Oopl busthss3 from r. ). Aalley ws Will
be pleased to furnish bis old customers ana as
many new ones as see At to give us trial.
Full weight and measure is our motto. We aim
TO gain your confidence, and when gained to
retain it. Goods delivered free to any part Of
the city. Respectfully yours. DELANEY +
Co. HALT Lake OiiY. Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

IH5Ie dI6 CtTIHIN TYPES
OF character which should not marry each
other, and there are other combinations
which produce the highest degree of ply
steal perfection, amiable association and
financial success.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-05-24

The Evil results Of
improper marriage ara
seen in the production
of idiots, paupers, de-
formities and criminals,
as we'll az in the noto-
rious unhappiness and
misery of the majority
of married men and
women.
II your marriage is
unhappy or your chill
dren are deformed,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1891-03-11
Vapores gorreos 3 spanoles
DE La COMP ANA TRAsATLANTICA
ANrEs DBnNToNTo LOPEZ g CA,

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,AlaQs ANTEs DEaEToNIo LOPEZ g. CA,
0anBn rr-7--- -l5Is2 ifgi.z gfs1a si.saf
1a servieio para Puerte- Ri0oy - Habana
.SALIDAS.-De Barcelona los dias "a y 26 de
sada mes. De Valencia Ell 5. De Malaga el
p. De Cadiz 81 10 J so. De Santander 81 rs"
DE 1al Coruha 81 2Taean ls. e s. 81 ef
SO expenden biIIetes sdireetos para MayagueE,
ROncey Santiago de Cuba, Gibara, Nuevitas, Saba
i&lla y Col6ns con trasbordo en- Puerto Rico
TgIAJE DIRECFQ DEsDE. PUERTO RICO
IT, gsasAILA soRUNA sAryrAspEn.
Sa1ida de Pseerto7 Rico et dta Is de cat1a mes.
Sc expiden pasajes. de ida vuelta con 25 POI
1N0 de iebaja.' @at5t s3.t.6.Es
Las falniias que paguen la equivalencia de
lasaies enteros selesahara la rebaja de Is per 100
Esta rebajano es applicable los Ollletes Dc ida
vuelta.
s'Effla Ia "a" elase. Un nine menor de amos
on eada familia, gE4tis. Los demas memories lie
i amos de passie, de i IL amos Ai'lidos,
pasaie de IL amos eumplidos, pasaje
In 81 preferencia 4 b. orttinaria Un nino has
ia AanOs gratis. De2 amos, / pasaje, de Il
IL abos, pasaje, de ii amos en adeante pasaje
enterO
Etnea sge ESgrepsx & Coz0aa
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1891-03-11

Q) Trasborda al correo salido de Santande
20 la carga para Habana MejlcO
t2l PuertO-L Lul0n SO slrve por ttitshordo.
tS Trasbolda la carga para u MedlterraneO es.
panol un vapor dc la .Conpania
"a La carga para Geneva queda q bordO del
oaper que la TItvara desde Havre, donde tomara
4dsrlas la que hablerdo ldo opclon al Havre sea
,lastinada Italia.s LA aparada on 81 Havre 50 Il
nitara al Jiempo absOlutamente neeesarlo para lar
.aracionee de deacarQa 2 habllitaclln del bug ne
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1891-03-11
S. SHN'CHO

Mayaguez, Puerto-Ricn.
CalIe de San Jose. frente liI lgleSia.
Importation Llrecta de Europa los Esta-
dos UniduS.
Gran surtido, que Sc reuueva periodical
mente, de mercancias tinas ordnarias para Ell
uSo de las famlllas.
Ventas al por mayor yal detail
ArtlculoS de fantasia.
PerumtrIa tina.
TellS lie gran novedad
Precios muy elultatiVoSe
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1891-03-11
"A PALM EsANA
32-FoRTALEzA-32

Dep6sito de elegante, solido J moderno cal.
zadO para senoras, cabaleroS nlnos Cons
tante nutrida variada existencla que sc re-
nuevan tIecuentemente. VentaS al por mayor
menor.-MARCos PIER As.--apodersldo gene
raj, LUIS RATHER
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al GolEnsado IN !. .sas
N41 ------- rs s@SRtg#
Wraw ep6sitO de Vinos, tic0res aceites, cOnserVGS
aUMfterda y t0Clas clase de pfOuiSio4aess de
CERECEDO HERMANOS q co
46.-sAN FRANCISCO AS

Este acreditado establecimientO deseando
eorresponder la protection 1lue lepdispensa
81 numerosa clientela ell publieo en-, general,
ACADIA lie importar dc los principales nlercados
de Espana. Franeia,s LngaterIa, Al6mania, Tta-
Tia, Suiza, Holanda Estados- Unidos, etc, etc .
III coiusa surtid0 de noVedades artiCulOs
d ID lra1nds SGg ..s 0eb9y$2@2
En vlnos, licores, cognao porUers 10 mas
exquisite; en aeites, iamones, legumbres y
eonSerAas 10 mas saOrosa; Ell luesOs, frutSs,
galletitas, bombones .dulces 10 mas. fno y de-
heado. e ssra sae .enetgaa
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Gfne:,asi ca F6rrea del Oeste.
lila ruta mas certaoy ecI monica par,
II ir tia Capltal.

Pa Con motive de la exploitation del ferro-
cafrilsage empezara eI dia 10 del corriente,
2iaeros para Is Capital otro que Io paltiens sns
la de Ia Capital Ia una. ] media de la tarde
y pof medic del vabor de Ia bahia. enIace con
clique saliendo de D1drtin PeHa, continda
para Arecibo demas pueblos intermedios
COohes de la, elase nuevos, conOdOs y elegantes.
Bayam6n IL de Marco de 1891. .sa
R.R.NO.v' V.1EDES.
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N LIlAnhaif & KaflaT

ComisionisUas. caro- sobre L6ndres, Paris,
NeW-Yorlz.
Cambio:de dinero, Cobro de cuentas, agan-
ces, tleteS, etc.
Venta dc toda clase de consignaclones
Aseguros mantimos, de vida contra in
cendio.
Agentes de Lloyds lie Londres de la Hamburg
NM
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TEEN BUURIA DE- LIBROS

Juegos completes do BORRAD0R, DIARIo
MAYOR, J 'hbrn lie GAIA, cOI'ca'tos en- una DO
nita y Solld;t carpeta como SC usan en- los CO.
lrglos c0nercitlrs de Europa los Estados=
Unidos para el aprendlziue de la Teneduria, de
lDros.
Todo por 75 centavos.
Por 30 centavos mas, Sc remitiran q cual-
quier punt" oe la sla por el correo.
Librel1a lie SanurlU Vidal, FortaleZa, 25.
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AyENA FRESCA SUPERIOR en- barriles,
Rsln,lIas de hOrltllza. Z
Teneu de vBnta CerecedO Hermanos & Co.

JEREz DEL ABU Ell D. AEsp6cials para en-.
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todo$ los nieditos, pof sUsa euaIidades tonicas
y reeOnsttuyenteS. "ess's 'sasaa @a5esas
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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

SHORT ON LANGUAGE.-sIt's all
right, maybe" said a man from
Bad Axe the other night, "to talk
about the United States language
being plenty for any American citi-
zen to know, but | don't think SC" /"
"What's the natter" asked a
Woodward avenue grocery sales
man.
"Matter enough" was the reply.
"I've been thinking for a week
what a couple of fellows meant
saw up in our town lately. They
were looking over a lot of old news.
papers hunting for q Free Press
of September 10 in my store, and
all of a sudden one of them said,
Eureka then they thanked me
for the paper and went away with it,
and ever since I've been wondering
what the dickens Eureka was and
If it wouldn't have been just al
much to me as it was to them, il
I'd only known enough to get on
to it. That's what's the matter
and that's why say man ought
to know more languages than hi
own," and the Bad Axe man swor,
in unmistakable United States.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

HOUSEHOLD REMEDIES. - The
slfin sfs boiled egg is che best
remedy for o boil. Carefully peel
it. wet and apply to the boil.
For a simple hoarseness take q
fresh egg, beat it and thicken with
pulverized sugar. Eat freely of it.
The juice of half lemon in a
teacup of strong black coffee, with
out sugar, will often cure a sick
headache.
Castor oil may be comfortably
taken in hot milk, in hot water
sweetened and highly favored with
essence of peppermint or winter
green.
A sure cure for inflammatory
rheumatism is made by taking one
ounce of pulverized saltpetre and
putting it into pint of sweet oil.
Battle the parts affected.
For neuralgia in the face apply q
mustard plaster to the elbow. For
neuralgia in the head apply the
plaster to the back of the neck.
The reason for this is that mustard
touches the nerves the moment it
begins to draw or burn, and to be
OF most use must be applied to the
nerve centres, or directly over the
place where it will touch the affected
nerve most quickly. Let the pa
tient have plenty of sunlight. The
tradition of the value of darkened
room has long ago been discarded
by wise nurses.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26
ed up his rupees and departed.

ed mp his rupees and departed.
And have always thought since
then,' said the colonel in conclu-
sion, that IL those chaps could &C.
quire such wonderful control over
their bodies as actually to suspend
life-for, of course, he did when he
said he'd die-they could do any
thing mentally they set out to do,
and I've steered clear of them and
their jadoo ever since.
ELLA Lorraine DORSEY.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

Nor IN THE KITcHEN.-Brudder
Ephriam Stokes was regaling his
Honey Grove congregation with an
account Of heavenly glories as re-
vealed to him in a dream. When
the shouts of 'Amen = and GLORY 2
had somewhat subsided, q little
darkey called out:
tUnc' Eph'um, was der any lit
tie niggars dah p
.Shet yo' mouf, niggah ? was the
indignant response; does you pose
i went to the kitchen ?-Texas
Siftings.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

Why He SMILED.-She latter
the services You dreadful fellow!
Why did You smile during the Of
fertory?
Hell couldn't help it. There
was Miss Addie Pose singing Had
l the Wings Of a Dove The men,
tai picture Of a two-hundred-poun.
der trying to fly with pair of four
inch wings was too much for me.
Pittsburg Bulletin.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26
FROM MS GREEN GRAVE.

When Mr.. Rudyard Kipling wrote
his "Besars of Podree'' he very
cleverly defined the two attitudes
that are necessarily adopted toward
Indian magic By all who know any
thing of its workings, viz, one must
either believe in it and have moth
ing whatever to do with it, or tam
per with it and repent it ali the
days of ones life, and he clenches
his story of the ruin wrought by
the little, eyeless nutfish with the
remark:
"These are facts you may explain
when you have time. Meanwhile
You can laugh at them.'
By sIndian magic Of course, I
do not mean the legerdermain, the
jogi, the snake charming, 6f even
their rather awful reproductions of
the Egyptian teraphim or the hun
dred bits Of sclean jadoo,' but the
.unclean iadoo,' which kills the
body, maddens the brain, destroys
the intellect, and leaves the soul
naked and trembling in the pres
ence of powers so evil and SO over
whelming that the man who has
evoked them feels like a hunter
who has inadvertently got into an
elephant wallow and hears the
thunder of the herd upon him.
English officers in India, whose
truth and integrity have been tested
by years of public life and the strain
of daily association under all sorts
of circumstances, tell tales that
leave the imagination stupeied and
the reason at fault. 1t is q land
where seeing is distinctly not be.
lieving, and your own eyes are the
most untrust worthy witnesses that
can be called in case.
Mr.. Sinnett and his circle have
made many Of these familiar to the
reading public, and lots Of them
have gone round the world by word
of mouth, leaving train of 'puz'
element in their track.
For instance, I have heard most
seriously told q CHASTITY one of
corpse that was routed out of its
grave by devil, which latter mas
queraded in it fer several nights
for the purpose Of dragging people
to their death. Another of gigan'
tic and terrible face that marched
by the side Of column Of troops
three days. It was at the height oi
eight or nine feet from the ground
and rose above the bamboo-brake
although the swamp beneath Offered
no foothold for man or beast, ant
the thickness of the swamp growth
was such that scarcely q snak,
could move readily through it
Another story il Of man who wen
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

A COUPLE OF CLERICAL SLIPS.
"A clergyman in England. in an
earnest address to his parishioners
advocating the establishment of a
cemetery, asked them to consider
the "deplorable condition of thirty
thousand Englishmen living with
out Christian burial" This sug-
gests another clerical slip. "When
do you expect to see Deacon Smith
again 2" q gentleman asked cler-
gyman. "Never," replied the rev.
erend gentleman solemnly, "the
Deacon is in heaven. New York
Tribune.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-26

PAT's DEvIcE.-The graceful
hint succeeds best. IL it ID also
witty, it is pretty sure to prove ir-
resistible. Up one of the long hills
of County Wicklow q mare was
drawing heavy load Of travellers.
The driver walked by her side, try
ing to encourage her ne she toiled
slowly and wearily along.
The six passengers were too bus.
lily engaged in conversation to no.
tice how slowly the car progressed.
Presently the driver opened the
door at the rear Of the car and
slammed il to again. Those inside
started, but thought that he was
only assuring himself that the door
was securely closed.
Again Pat opened and slammed
the door. The travellers inquired
angrily why he disturbed them in
that manner.
whist" he whispered, "don't
spake 80 loud-she'll overhear us. )"
"Wh0?"
"The mare. Spake low" he
continued, putting his hand over
his mouth and nose. "Sure I'm
desayin' the crayture Every time
she hears the door slammin' that
way she thinks one of yez is gettin'
down to walk up the hill, and that
raises her sperits."
The passengers took the hint
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