The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-08-02
LAST Liberal RALLY.
Keep Out OF Utah. as There is an Irrepressible
Conflict on.

Il
Conflict on.
The Liberals last rally, held in front OF
the Metropolitan hotel last evening, was
attended by three hundred and eighty seven
voters by actual count. There were enough
women and boys under voting age to make
grand assemblage of seven hundred
souls.
o. w. Powers was heard to say as he
walked on the platform, that this is the
last Liberal meeting. AS the defender of
gambling and American womanhood was
leaving the platform be was heard TO say
DAMN THAT MAN sowLEs.
This was after a speech defending \. l..
Williams.
The Liberal band, the Liberal fiambeau
CLUB the Liberal drum corps and Few
struggling torch bearers paraded the
/ streets for an hour pref iOus 10 the meeting
and d great deal of red powder was eX
ploded 10 Raise racket. which Is about all
there is TO the defunct party.
II. W. LAWRENCE
was master of ceremonies and fired off the
speakers very uncere.noIlousiy. The first
Instructor IN liberalism was
rHiL CoHcoRAN,
the Typographical! union, anu proceeded 10
malign The members oil his profession by
stating that they had taken their pay for
their weekly earnings IN orders on houses
OF prostitution. He did not pretend TO say
whether that - Tue custom prevailing at
the Ijth'uIc office, or whether he accepts
bis weekly earnings IN that kind of script.
He then oerai Ell ex-Presiient Cleveland
by claiming That lie hal coEdescended u
keep company IN beer Joint with his likes.
He thought that this associa ion OF his
name with the EXPIRES dent over d beer
table ought To maze him solid with the
M0rmOls.
Dr.. 7. {. ILIFF
tossed his Henry Ward Beecher hyperian
curl over his right temple and, after crack
ing joke, got of a serious one by propos-
ing that a monument should DE erected for
Senator Edmunds on Haymar6et square
He paid glowing tribute 10 Judge Zane
ana the great wOrk he had done for Utah.
and refused TO believe that his present
action was not from high aud pure mo
tiyes.
A dough-sacei, mush-mouthed masti-
Gator OF the kings English was introduced
as
ELMER ELLSWORTH.
Lord Dundreary impaired a bit of ad-
vice to young menof the Ellsworth stripe
when he said: Young men. do not make
an ath OF Yourself" But that did not
save this young man. The Salt Lake
HERALD he said. "tOok occasion to critl-
else the cleanliness OF my linen when
made nv first effort. / will not retire
ANONYMOUSLY to the background on ac-
count of anything the jlc1ass of the
Rockies says, but take pleasure in ventur-
ing forth again. .u
The youth then ex posed his ignorance by
No. I nfr zniu hon hsa
not speak the English without mushing il.
When he USED the proposition for he
said ''fir'' and in referring 10 i sick horse
he spoke OF its being Ill
r. \. BAsKIS
complained that his. voice was a little
husky from over much ranting. He in
sisted that ali Liberals VINO did not think
and act as he did had stultiied themselves
before God and man. Judging them by
the standard of honest men like himself
the Judge thought they fell short of his
stature several cubits.
Now" he exclaimed, IF this moustrous
iniquity is sacdied on the territory the
laboringmen will be paid in carrots and
cannot get work in any capacity"
The election of II. I. Chambers, accord
ing TO the BaSkin theory, would result in
shutting up the mines. and the election of
men ike Wendell Benson would drive
capital out of the territory.
The Mountain Meadow massacre was
worked over and all the gore OF that nor
rlble field fed like pap 10 suczling mouths.
MIR. Baskiu confessed that the Liberal
party was not in very good trim for this
hight, as the Democrats had knocked few
hundred trumped up names of the list, but
he promise that the Liberals would give
theu Waterloo the next time.
l.. E. HALL
dwelt on the division on party lines and
asserted: I'VE can't do IL for the same
reason they can't raise mulberry trees in
in hell"
Voice, How do you know they can't"
Laughter at Halls expense.
If this division should succeed it means
immediate statehood.
OF course the good Methodist knew he
was fabricating when he said this, as it is
not the custom OF republican administra-
tons to admit Democratic states
The pious bigot then went on to traduce
his betters by accusing all the men who
have gone into the new movement, TO have
done so for some glittering allurements.
1.-The war is not over" he frantically
exclaimed. I'VE have AN irrepressible
conflict before US. We cannot believe
them as long as they get revelations.
IL is because they believe in God
and that ne gives his will 10 their leaders
that they should be opposed. That's "A
dangerous thing in Utan. The battle is
not over Monday next. My voice shall be
heard against the Mormons. Mormonism
is worse than polygsmy."
few of the most pronounced fanatics
applauded this sentiment.
O. ". POWERS
whooped up the finish by claiming that this
was victory for American womanhood,