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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
Time Oh anges Some.

How cunning it is to see little bit of
a baby holding out the fare to the
conductor How delighted the little
fellow is to hand over the money! You
see that man over there, reading his
paper so intently, and with his ticket
hidden in the palm of his hand Well,
that man is engaged in the operation
known as SHINING ride, and mayhap
he was at one time little boy who was
eager to pay the conductor as he now is
to beat him out of fare. Really, how
time changes one Boston Transcript.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

buckskln sack fastened TO string
around his neck and resting on his left
breast. Drew objected to being
searched, and did not want the money
taken from him, but was reassured
when told he was with friends, and his
money was put in the Jail safe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
A Blind EiddIer'S Treasure.

Charles Drew, a blind fiddler who
travels from town to town and plays on
street corners, fell down a stairway in a
lodging house in Stockton, Cal, break
ing his collar bone and terribly bruising
his face. The left ear was nearly cut off,
ard had to be seWed. He was taken to
the receiving hospital for treatment,
and the officers there found 81 POO on
his person. The money was found in a
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
A Young Lady's Scheme to Make Her
Girl Friends EnViOuS.

Girl Friends EnVlOuS.
A local photographer tells story in
the Boston Traveller of young man
who came into the studio one day and
asked nervously if he might have lit
lie conversation with him.
after some ' awkward bIushine and in
definite illusions, he asked the artist if
he supposed he had among his samples
picture of any young man who looked
like him, but was better looking.
"What do you mean, young man ?''
asked the photographer.
"Well," replied he, making a clean
breast of it, II am just engaged to be
married. The young lady lives out
West. She is going home tomorrow.
She says she thinks I'm SO good she
doesn't mind my being homely, but she
wants a good-looking picture to take
home with her to show the girls"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

A JERSEY CENTRAL RAILROAD brake
men fell from the car and was dragged
five miles over the stones and ties,
clinging to the brake chain, and, won
derful to relate, sustained no injuries
beyond few bruises.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

MOTHERS. don't let your children suffer
with ill-health. Try DR.. Bulls Worm De-
stroyers-dainty candy lozenges. 1t will
do them no harm, and may be just the rom
edy they need. By mail. 25 cents. John
D. Park, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

'HARRY is daisy" said Maud.
"No, he isn't" said Ethel. 81 went
to the theater with him last night, and
discovered that he is a mixture of rye
and clover. "-SprieQtield (IU.) Sparks.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES"
are widely known as an admirable remedy
for Bronchitis, HoarseneSs, Coughs, and
Throat troubles. Sold only IN bOres.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for S.. Prepared o
by e. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar

Do not repine because the strawberry
box has it's bottom 80 near the top. If
the boxes contained more berries they
would contain more acid and more grit.
No, my dear sir or madam, you have no
reason to complain, but rather to re-
joice .-BoSton Transcript.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
"A Throat
and Lung
Speciality.


1y appreciate what truly wonder
full medicine it is. The delicious
sensations of healing, easing, clear
ing, strength-gathering and recover
ing are unknown joys. For Ger
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases
Sugar and water may smooth a
throat or stopa tickling-for while
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is a discovery, great Throat
and Lung Specially. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
pain, coughing, splitting, hemorr-
hage, voice failure, weakness, slip
ping down hill, where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the gulf Of
despair, where there's the sickening
conviction that all is over and the,
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup. 1t cures. You are
a live man yet if you take it. 81
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

IT is kind Providence that tempers
the wind to the new straw hat.-Balh-
more AMERICAN
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR..
Isaac ThOmpson's Eye Water. Druggists
sell it, Is cents
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

'WHY, is it only O. clock? l thought
it was g" said Mrs. Bronson as the
clock struck l.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

FITS.-Al Fits stopped free by DR.. KIine's
Great Nerve ResfOrer. No fits after first days
Marvellous Treatise and $500 trial bottle
Fit Send to DIR. Kline, 931 Arch St., Phia., Pa
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

IF an alligator could talk he would
probably declare that he had small
mouth.-Rane's Horn
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
Established 1&S.

ESta bIiShed 1860.
Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves
ETC.. Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works, 246 w
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

The Grand Duke Michael, who has
by marrying the woman he wanted Of
Tended the Gar, is 80 years of age. He
was sent to England in 1887 with hope
that he would fancy daughter of the
Prince of Wales, and make a match
AS soon as it was discovered in ST.
Petersburg that he had no such inten-
ton he fell into disfavor. The mother
before morganatically marrying Duke
Nicholas Of Nassau secured divorce
from her first husband.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

All who use Dobbins' Electric Soap
praise it as the best, cheapest and most
economical family soap made; but If you
will try it once it will tell still stronger
tale of its merits itself. Please try it.
Your grocer " Ill supply you.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

Best. easiest to use and cheapest. PisU's
Remedy for Catarrh. BY druggists. &c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

NAV, num-" said Bridget. cts
niver lather thin wan at this tonne Nv
day. "-HOrper's B0zdr.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

ALL we ask of Italy is fair field and
no Favas.-Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
HOW,S This

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. Ohio.
we, the Undersigned. nave known +. ). cheney
for the last 10 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions, and
financially bic to carry out any obligations
made by their firm.
WEST & 1RUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WAIDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing direC tly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price rs cents per bottle Sold by all Druggists
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

KENNETH" Miss Maud Maud Will
you gwant me that gweat happiness?
Will you be mine?"
Maud-''Y on may ask papa"
KENNETH shan't [ shall ask
mamma. Papa nevah lets me do any
thing. "-Puck
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

Mrs. PRENTICE-"Ho do you always
manage to have such delicious beef?"
Mrs. Binthyre-''I select a good, hon
est butcher, and then stand by him."
Mrs. Prentice-"Y GU mean that you
give him all your trade %
Mrs. Binthyre--"No, l mean that I
stand by him while he is cutting off the
meat. '-Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
A Great Rumpus

Among shrewd buyers of Furniture, fog
they all go to Clement, Williams & Co.,
<26-42S-43U Broadway, Milwaukee, for bar
gains, and they are sure to find what they
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
his is the Season

In which to purify and enrich the blood. re-
store the lost appetite, and build up the nerves
as the system is now especially susceptible to
benefit from medicine The peculiar medici-
nal merit of, and the wonderful cures by, Hoods
Sarsaparilla, have made it the most popular
spring medicine. 1t cures scrofula salt rheum,
and all humors, biliousness, dyspepsia, head
fche, kidney and liver complaints, catarrh, and
III affections caused or promoted by low state
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

IF the painters strike spring coats will
be higher.-Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
Struggling Up Life's Rugged Hill.

With youth, vigor, ambition and an indomi-
table will to help u.s. is no such grievous mat
ter, but tottering down again, afflicted by the
ailments which beset old age-our backs bent
with lumbago, our elastic muscles and joints
stiff and painful, is woeful piece of business.
For the infrmities which the decline of life too
often brings, Hostetrer's Stomach Bitters is a
benefcent source OF relief, mitigating solacc
always to be depended upon. No regulating
tonic evolved by botanic medical discovery is SO
well calculated thoroughly able, but with
out undue stimulative effect, to help the
aged, the delicate and the convalescent-to
resuscltate the vitality of frame which time
and physical decline have impaired this.
Kidney and bladder weakness and disorder,
costlveness, malarial complaints, dyspepsia and
which this sterling recuperant and regulator
overcOmes.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

BEEcHAM's PILLS cure SICK Headache
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

THE barney stone is merely a sham
rock after all. PihsbMrq DISPATCH.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
Hoods SarsapariIIa

when my boy was years old he was at
tackled and suffered a long time with scrofula
sores. The physician at length told us to give
him Hoods Sarsaparilla, which we did. Two
bottles cured him. He is now 10 years old and
has not had any sign of scrofula since. We rec
ommend Hoods Sarsaparilla." MRS. E. c. CLIP
PER, Kidder Street, CLEVELAND, Ohio.
Hoods SarSapariIIa
at recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla as the best
spring or fall medicine ever known. 1 was
troubled with that tired feeling, particularly in
the morning. Hoods sarsaparilla gave me
strength and made me feel we'll. ALEX. Och
LER, 624 West Cross Street. Baltimore, Md.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

That the people appreciate the merit of Hoods
Sarsaparilla is shown by the ia ct that this med-
cine has The Largest Sale of any sarsaparilla
or blood purifier in this country. If you doubt
this, ask any honest jobber or retail druggist
Hoods Sarsa parilla is to- day on the full tide of
popularity, and has reached that prominence
by its own intrinsic, undisputed merit
II take Hoods Sarsaparilla every year as a
spring tonic, with most satisfactory results" c..
PARMEIEE 30 Bridge Street Rrnnklyn N Y
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

Syrup .

Those who have NOT
used Boschee's Ger
man Syrup for some
severe and. chronic
trouble of the Throat
andLungs can hard
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

4 hnscc hearing of the European fame of DR.. La.
LsOtco, Dues Periodical Pills, Paris, France esta5
hshed Europe 1882 induced us to bring them to the no
from the lips Of ladies sold for several
gross Our faith in this French remedy has induced
TO buy them largely. We positively guarantee these
pills to act directly the menstrual SYSTEM that they
will promote mensruaton, and relieve Irregularities
suppressions, distractions and arrangements. Sent
anywhere, prepaid, in plain sealed envelope at 3 "a
the public and trade only by HUNTER DRUG COM
PANY Wholesale and Retail. Is Grand Ave- Milwaukee,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22

nm nut VEIL ENUUdH TO WUKk.
This is daily event in mills, shops, factories
etc. When those distressing weaknesses and
arrangements asSail you, remember that there
is a Remedy for all of them. We have ON record
thousands of such cases, that have been restored
to vigorous health and lives of usefulness.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-22
The Spring Medicine

''When lived in Piqua Twas sick long time,
from what the doctor said was ague or malaria
fever. l decided to take Hoods Sarsaparilla,
and it brought me out all o. K. 1 take it every
spring, and any time my appetite is poor 1 go
for Hoods Sarsaparilla, which always does me
good" H. E. COLLINS, of Wightman & Collins,
& Rnliuc- Cleveland Ohio
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-12-18
FINE BATTLE PICTURE.
Description of French Cavalry Re,
ment Ahnnt

Description of French Cavalry Regi-
ment About to Charge.
Suddenly, shrill and clear. the bugle
sounded the garde vous, and tremor
shook the two regiments. The swearing
and grumbling ceased, and dead silence
seemed to fall on the ranks. The men
swung themselves into the saddle, refined
their horses into line and waited. A few
officers galloped along the front, an order
passed down the line and the mounted,
iron-breasted mass moved forward out of
the shadow into the sun. AS of their own
accord the squadTons deployed and again
waited. A staff officer rode down the front
and waved his KEPT.
"Boys!" he cried, "the country needs
you. You are going to charge, Ahead of
you are 10000 bayonets, glory aud death.
Behind you. cur shatteredright wing. You
must save them, cost what 1t may. Good
by. boys! Go it as your fathers cid at
WATERPROOF
yoice answered from the ranks, "Au
right, General We haven't forgotten how
the old fellows charged" The next moment
the hoarse cry of Viye la France! rang
from 1900 throats.
And then again there was a pause. Sew
eraI norsemen wheeled into place in their
respective positions. A half Ineligible
order rlppled through the ranks. The bugIe
sounded. The lines oscillated and instinct
lively the squadrons chose their ground.
1ne front moved ahead and the long dag
onal shrank into column. Then again they
halted for a moment, and the first bullets,
Tired from too great a distance to do any
harm, rang against the steel euirasses with
dull, swinging, melancholy sound.
Saint Brssac reached over and shook Sar-
gents hand-and they were off. Twelve
hundred swords flashed from their scab-
bardS and cast bar sinister of shadow
across the golden shield of the Furnished
curasses, and the long horSe-tails streamed
out behind the star of light that sat upon
each mans helmet.-From Scribuers.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-12-18
Clinton Grammar School.

The children OF the fifth grade classes,
taught by Miss Esther Simms and Miss Kate
Vaudeville, gave q Christmas entertainment
at the Clement Grammar School yesterday
afternoon. The following was the pro-
gramme of exercises:
Class song. "Merrily Rolls the NInl-srream
On; recitation, Little Lion Charmer" Bessie
Hagans; recitation. - The Alehemist," Eddie
Burns; class song. away, awayl' recitation.
"0ne OF the Little Ones" Lillian Douglas; violin
solo, Leon Zelinsky; recitation, do You Know
Hump" Willie Thorsen; Indian clubs, Walter
Hoag; recitation, "GoOd-by," George Root; reci-
tation, "AueiiOning the Baby" Violet Levey;
recitation, Beautiful Grandma" Vivian Dove;
recitation, :" Little Christabel," Minnie Flint;
dialogue, Brought TO Trial" six boys; violin
duet, Stella Eaton and Leon Zelinsky; recita-
ton, Entertaining Her Sisters Beau" Josie
Hebron; dumb-bell dr eight boys; class
song New Years greeting; violin SOLO s'The
Minstrel Boy" Stella Eaton; reading 'sTne
Burial OF the Old Flag" Pearl McClellamd; vocal
solo, Rose OF Lucerne," Lillian Douglas; reci-
tation, Pictures Of Memory" TessIe Magrath:
song, 1.-The Happy Farmer" five boys; dance
George aud Sadie Smithson; plano solo. "Wood-
land Echoes" Jessie Parks; recitation, The
Boy 10 The SchOOmaster," Herbert Brown; reel.
taton, when the Leaves FAIL" Sadie Spiro:
recitation, The BTavest Boy in Town." Willie
Decker; hoop dill, twelve girls; recitation The
Boy Who Couldn't Say No." Lucien Simon; In
DIAN clubs, Willie Decker; plano solo. Eva Crow
ley; dialogue, "Moinlng, Noon and Night" Jes-
sic Parks Lillian Douglas, Carrie Fisher; closing
song, sweet Evening Bells"
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-12-18
HORRIBLE SNAKE STORY.

Experience of Travelling Salesman
While Down in Missouri.
"A travelling salesman who is in the en-
ploy of an Eastern medicine firm has had
40 experience that he will not soon forget.
He was driving along in the timber which
skirts Grindstone Creek, Mo. The warm
weather had made him drowsy and he had
fallen into a doze. when his team suddenly
stopped and snorted as if in fear.
He was awake in moment, says the
Marysyille (Mo.) Republican, and looked to
see what excited his team. He could see
nothing except large log that was lying
forty yards. He urged his team forward,
but the animals refused to move and
showed that they were thoroughly fright
ened. He was puzzled.
Finally he became suspicious that proba-
bly, some men were lying behind the log
waiting for him to drive up, when they
would rob him. Getting out of his vehicle
he turned his team around in the road and
securely fastened them. Then, taking from
under the seat heavy revolver he advanced
toward the log, expecting each moment to
see gun pointed a. him. But he kept on
advancing until he was close enough to
look over the log and see that there was
nothing to fear. The peculiar appearance
OF the log attracted his attention. and, STEP
ping up he put out his hand to feel the
bark.
Horror of horrors! The supposed log
was nothing else than monstrous snake.
Springing back some twenty steps he fired
upon the reptile. The bail struck it and
glanced off and went whiZZing through the
leaves. With an unearthlY hiss the serpent
dashed Off among the weeds and underbrush
with rapidly and roar that could have
been heard at a considerable distance. In
its maddened speed it broke off bushes as
thick as mans wrist, and as 1t dashed
through the creek the water went churning
and boiling into the air as if sent up by a
cyclone.
The medicine man stood awestruck for
awhile, but finally recovering his senses he
began to investigate matters for his own
satisfaction. He concluded from what he
could see that the reptile must have been
not less than twenty-five feet long and as
large around the body as an ordinary sack
of flour. The color was of an ashen hue
with a slight mixture of green. Near the
plsce where the head Of the reptile lay the
medicine man found a short pencil and
small piece of paper, on which was scrawled
something that could not be read.
The supposition prevails that this monster
caught and swallowed some unfortunate
person, and that while the reptile was COW
ering him with slime (as all serpents dO)
preparatory to the act of degluttion the
poor victim tried to write upon piece of
paper the awful fate that befell him. Our
informant stated that it was the most thrill
ing and exciting episode in his life, and
that he would not repeat it again for all Of
IA al Ennpitr
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-12-18
Officers Elected.
The following officers have been electo

The following officers have been elected
by Court Hercules. No. 72O6, A. o. F.: J.
f. Lindstrom, G. R.; S. l.. Bray, S. C. r., :.
r. O'Rourke, F. S.; Thomas Waters, R. s. !:
+. j. Kelly, S. W.; H. Emanuel, j. w: J.
L. Connolly, S. b.. j. Linberg, j. B.: Aud
itors-J. +. Lindstrom. A. Schwartz. A.
Knoph; Trustees-J. p. Dignau, w. ri.
Blanchard, j. O'Rourke; L. E. Connolly
P; William Hughes. T.
The Scandinavian Society has elected the
following officers: Albert Hansen. p.
Alfred johnson, V. p. Waldemar e. Sch,
below and Knut A. Lundstrdm, Secretaries !:
N. l.. Sykes, T.. Relief ommittee-Charles
Plambeck, Charles f. Forssell, Martin Will
Jams, CLAUS. Henrickson, Carl Syendsen;
Cemetary Committee-Charles A. Amber
son, Abraham Anderson, John Andersen
Finance Committee-A. G. Freese. Rudolph
Armstrong; Revisors-John A. Lundstrum.
II. s. Gulliyspp.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-12-18
THE LAW OUTRAGED.
The Anarchist Scare and Its Fearful Con


sequences.
A Chicago policeman was ma1esticaily
pacing his beat. his form was massive, his
intellect but that, as Rudyard Kipling
would say, is another story.
The shoulders of this blue-coated guar
dian Of the peace were as broad as one Of
the city prosecutors choicest stories. His
DicepS were as big as an ordinary mans
leg. his fists like the hams of the prize
porker at the fat-stock show. He was one
Of a body of men chosen for their physical
superiority over most of their kind, supe-
riorty which do es not lead their rulers
to refuse to arm them with ponderous
clubs and deadly revolvers, nor induce
them to use only the weapons with which
nature provided them, and which would
be sufficient in any ordinary contest
Strolling his beat peacefully, not thinking
Of anything in particular, as was his ha bit,
this embodiment Of the laws majesty sud
denly caught sight of an object that in
stautly aroused his rage. 1t was flag-a
flag of that cardinal hue which infuriates
bulls and other unintelligent animals From
the open window of the house before which
the flag Haunted came confused murmur
of tongues. one voice strongly predominant
Ing. NO.-45.3 67 knew his business.
" DENIS de Anarchists" said he. "Deres
bleke a-telling 'em to stop de police pen
sions and to cut down de force. But dey's
MY H6dl us liult anu l6 uldub his Way
TO the station with a degree of alacrity that
led the ubiquitous and irreverent small boy
to suggest the copper was goin' fer a
drink"
Shortly after squad of officers halted be-
fore the suspected house. A detail of the
bOldest was made-desperate fellows these,
ever ready to raid pool-room or protect the
umpire in a baseball game. They stole
steatbily to the door Of the room whence the
sounds emerged. and stood by the door,
When the strident voice of the orator within
rose IN a frantic appeal, the words of which
could not be distinguished without, the Of
fcer IN command knew the moment had
come and flung open the door, striking ma
jes'ic attitude on the threshold. The orator.
fully launched upon his infammatory dta-
tribe, could not check himself until the
whole dastardly plot was revealed.
Where's your courage ?" he cried to his
hearers. Be men, nOwl Show some pluck
II you have any spirit left, if you aren't
chcken-livered pOltrOOns, you'll never let
this elegant bedroom set 90 for SO 65. Do
l hear bid?"
An, yer chump," said the officer to No.
1885,, sits a bloomin' auction" And the
minions of the law filed sadly away, while
the aucti0neer's red rag of anarchy Haunted
StilI.-ChicaCO Times