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Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cIeanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Amy reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re syrup CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, nv. NEW york, nv
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria

JAMES HUBBARD, who died at Maple
ton, Ind, a few days ago, had attained
the age of 1O6 years. His father lived
to be 100 years old and his grandfather
los. His descendants number $50 and
cover five generations.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04
A Goose with an Artificial Leg.

There is goose in this town that
walks around on an artificial leg. 1t is
owned by Mr.. j. B. Broadwell. The
goose had the misfortune to lose foot
somehow. It hoped when it travelled,
but could not hop fast enough to keep
up with the balance of the geese. Mr..
Broadweli took q joint Of cane and fit
ted the leg of the goose in the hollow
Of the cane, bound it to the leg Of the
goose with cord and cut off the lower
end of the cane even with the foot that
was not injured. The goose now walks
with ease, and seemingly without pain.
Alphnrettn Goa. Spec. atlanta Con-
Stitaktio7a
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

EVERY year layer of the sea four
teen feet thick is taken up in the
clouds. The winds bear their burden
into the land and the water comes down
in rain upon the fields to flow back,
through rivers.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

How CRUEL to force children to take
nasty medicines. DIR. Bulls Worm De-
stroyers taste like dainty candy lozenges.
By mail, Is cts. John d. Park. Cincinnati, Q.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

The word nicotine is derived from the
name of John Nicot, who introduced
tobacco into France
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

LIONS differ. The lion OF the Atlas Noun
tains is a terror. the Cape lion cur. The
lion among securing soaps Is SAPOLIO.
Buy cake and avoid all limitations,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

J. 9. SIMPSON, Marques, W. Va, says:
''Hall's Catarrh Cure cured me of o very
bad case of catarrh." Druggists sell it. 75c
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

There's a patent medicine
which is not a patent medicine
paradoxical as that may
sound. It's a discovery the
golden discovery of medical
science i It's the medicine for
you-tired, run down, exhaust
ed, nerve wasted men and
women; for you sufferers from
diseases of skin or scalp, liver
or lungs it's chance is with
every one, it's season always,
because it aims to purify the
fountain of life-the blood
upon which all such diseases
depend.
The medicine is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery.
The makers of it have
enough confidence in it to
sell it on trial.
That is-you can get it from
your druggist, and if it doesn't
do what it's claimed to do, you
can get your money back,
every cent Of at.
That's what it's makers call
taking the risk Of their uyuras.
Tiny, little, sugar coated
granules, are what DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are. The best
Liver Pills ever invented; &C
tive, yet mild in operation;
cure sick and bilious head
aches. One a dose.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

WHEN q man quarrels with another
man, he forbids his wife speaking to the
family, but did q man ever refuse TO
walk down town, or be friendly with
another man, because their wives were
not on speaking terms,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

FITS.-An Fits stopped free by DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve RestOrer. No Fits after first days use Mar
yellous cures. Treatise and s2e0 trial bottle free to
Eat cases. send TO Dr. Kline 9l Arch St. Phila. Pa
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-06-04

FoR A D1soRDERED LIVER try BEEcHAM's
PILLS.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
STRING SUGGESTIONS.

Avoid draughts and sudden changes of
Temperature.
Do not discard your warm winter cloth
ing too soon. It's better to suffer little
Inconvenience than 10 take cold.
Remember that one Is especially liable
to contract a bad cold or chill at this sea-
son OF the year.
A cough or cold contracted between the
seasons Is the most annoying kind, and
may last through the summer.
Ii you feel a cough or cold coming on,
take drink Of pure whiskey at once. 1t
will keep the blood in circulation and is
the best preventive against the diseases of
the season.
Remember that only pnne whiskey
should be taken. Duffy's Pure Malt
Whiskcy has the strongest recommends.
ors from S leacimg sccn,,sts ana med ;i
raj whiskey. Take no other from your
druggist or grocer.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
Yashinrton ContInentals.

The Washington Continentals held a
meeting at their armory, corner First aud
G streets northeast, last night, at which It
was decided to give ball in Mccaulcy's
Hall on April s.. The following members
were elected to the active and honorary
roll: .tfs~
Active-J. II. Mills, Samuel Lowry,
Morris Liberman, William Colbarth, T.
Taft, w. II. Lewis ]. z. Smith, G. II.
Miller, J. T. Kelly, jr., d. Noel, w. Steele,
q. w. Hughes, Robert Summers, b. Green
well and j. Sisson.
Honorary--E Fitzgibbon, Jackson Coe,
q. Il. Reynolds, j. Reynolds, Henry
Rabe. p: Brossnehan. Samuel Tins, n.
Bunch, y. Horn, w. Horn, y. +. Grimes,
J. u. Daughton aud William Hamilton.
The following were elected as officers
J. I, Kelly, first lieutenant J. p. Smith,
second lieutenant; sergeants, w. s. Crit
fifth, II. yandegrift and j. J. Brady; cor
porsls, r. Tai, u. Noel and q. w.
Hughes; guartermaster-sergeant, Il. c..
Adams. first lieutenant and quarter
master, c. Il. Hartong.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
ART EXHIBITION.
Lovers of Pictures Attracted by nm FIX
quisite Display.

Lovers of Pictures Attracted by an FIX.
quisite Display. m
The art exhibition nj the studio of Mrs
NJ IT pie ~ 100, pa,s,,s,,,..s.,,. 80
~ - ~ -, yir"n , ave
nue., IL attracting many lovers OF pictures.
The walls of the cosy studio are covered
with the works of the pupils of Mrs. pike,
which include oil paintings, water colors'
pastel and crayon work. and some yerv
handsome KeiIsingtons. q, -
The work of Miss Aldisa Schrack, who
has studied for a number Of wears with
Mrs. Pike, attracts great deai Of atten.
ton. Among the pictures which she has
marine views and a number of smaller
pastels, constituting altogether 4 very at.
tractiye collection, Miss Schrack has also
on exhibition d beautiful piece OF Kensing-
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
w. n. Bougbton & Co., 1918 aud 1870
Straet.

We wcro very busy all OF last week mud every
customer was well satisfied with their purchase;
therefore, VIC will continue 10 entertain them
again thi. wcok with the usual bargains In our
upholstory and lace curtain departments. Our
stock was judlciousy selected from tho latest
and most uniqo designs, from which we have
INSIDE o reduction from - to 30 per cont We
arc inst In receipt OF an elegant line of linens,
for loose towers, which We viii cut and make
10 ordci for much lees than the usual prices
1'lcnse take bo-pccp at our remnants; the
short prices will amaze YOU.
W II. HouGuToS MANUFACTURING Co., 1918
md ll.D ~ n W.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
Funeral Of rather keyilI.

The funeral of Rev, Father w. J. Ke-
Will. S. j., of Gonzaga College took place
this morning at ST., Aloysius' Church,
and interment was made in the cemetery
of the Georgetown College. Father Ke-
will was born in 1858 at Norfolk, Va.
studied in the Louvre and belgium uni
in 1851. He became q teacher at Gonzaga
College In 1855, and two years later was
ordained by Cardinal Gibbons. He was
taken Ill about week ago with a severe
cold that developed into acute pneumonia
and congestion Of the lungs, and finally
terminated in death ON Thursday after
noon.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
An Explorer.s Talk on Afrion.

The famous African explorer, Captain
Edward c. Hore. entertained the pupils of
the Capitol Hill High School yesterday by
n lecture entitled I'm the Heart of Africa
Captain Hore described his explorations
and adventures around Lake Tangruyka
At the conclusion Of the address Trustee
Thayer made few remarks thanking the
lecturer and congratlating the pupils
upon the advantages which they have en-
joytd fer the past year Last night by
special request Captain Hore leetured at
the National Museum, recalling many
thrilling incidents Of his life in Africa
and describing the tribes of Central Africa
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

Rev. George NJ. searle, c. S. r.. deliv-
cred the second lecture of his course on
Heat at the Catholic University yester-
day afternoon. Professor Searle gave a
number Of striking illustrations OF the
power of heat, among others IL
the temperature Of the elevator of the
itself to the top Of the monument. The
conclusion of his lecture was devoted to
the explanation of energy and the expert
ments and manner in which II is cal
cillated
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

For coughs and colds take Lemon Hot
Drops.
For sore throat and Bronchitis, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For pneumonia and Laryngitis, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For consumption and Catarrh, take
Lemon Hot Drops,
For Hemorrhage and all throat and
lung diseases, take Lemon Hot Drops.
An elegant and reliable preparation.
25 cents, at druggists. Prepared only by
DR.. ii. Motley Atlanta, Ga.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
FUNERAL of Mr.. pettibone.

The remains Of the late William Petit
hone Of Linden, Md, were inferred yes
to-day afternoon at Oak Hill Cemetery,
The services at the chapel were conducted
by Rev. DR.. Addison Of Trinity Church,
ard the burial was made with Masonic
ceremonies. Mr.. Pettibone was for many
years resident Of this city and one OF
the best known business men of Washing
In
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

William Morris, alias William Scott, was
found guilty in the Criminal Court yester-
day afternoon of the larceny of four
dresses from Sarah j Winslow.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
The strong WIN Case.

over thirty witnesses have already testi-
fed In the case OF Robert Strong VS.. w. A,
Cook, and II is now nearly month since
the trial was commenced. When Court
adjourned yesterday afternoon II was UNI
III Monday morning. ELECTROMAGNETIC
that they will be ready TO proceed with
thc arguments on Wednesday or Thurs
day next
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

For over fifty years Mrs. Winslow,s
Soothing Syruphas been used orchfidren
teething, 1t soothes the child, ,s6ftcns the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie,
and is the best remedy for diarrhGa.
Twenty i've cents a bottle
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

CRY SPECIALS.


iot 10 hs removal, which will he o. soon
his elegant now furniture emporium Is
dnishcd. which Is being erected az No BIB
seventh street, he has concluded TO ofrcr his
entire stock OF furniture, carpets, mattlngs,
stoves, rcfrigcrators, rugs, parlor and dining
room suites, baby carriages, etc, etc. Mt re-
for cash--cithcr way TO snit his customers.
MIR, Ridden has been doing successful bust.
ness Mt $50 and n39 seventh street for over ten
years, and has the pleasure and satisfaction OF
saying that thousands OF happy homes In this
city were furnished by him, principally on the
popular instalmcnt method
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

Its Stockholders List con-
tains the names of some OF the
most substantial and prominent
business and professional men
in the community.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

4 It's Circulation has already
been enormously increased and
the increase is still going on with
the strides of the seven-league
boots.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

1t is Full of Snap and Cos
sip. 1t is not sententious nor
prosy.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

No better whisky In the. mari1et tha I,
BERKELEY. at Thi5P's, ais q street north
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

AS an Advertising Medium
who can show a better ? It
reaches the people and there is
where advertisements do the
most good.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

Read it Every Day and see
If every word in this column. Is
not true.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

tits Free to Commend what
ever is right and In the public in
terest. '-
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

II is Now Free to Condemn
whatever is wrong regardless Of
party consideration. !.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
TnM
WASHINGTON Critic
Has Conc Into New Hsnds,

It has Put Offthe Old Ways
and has entered upon career Of
youth and vigor.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

1t is No Longer a Political
organ. 1t is Independent in all
things.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14

Each Day it Contains the
most complete and reliable SUM
mary OF the transactions Of that
day in the Departments. 1t is
therefore the paper Of all others
for Government employees.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14
Ayers
SarsapariLLa
The Best
Blood Medicine

So sag leading Physicians
and Druggists, and their opin-
ion Is Endorsed 6y thousands
cured by Dc of ScroftsEa, Ec.
sen,a, E,ysipesas, and other
diseases of the blood.
"Ayer's Sarsaparlla has won its rcpu-
tation by years Of valuable service to tho
community. ~ is The best II. $. Lang,
Druggist, $40 Merrimack ST., Lowell, Mass.
DR.. w. +. Wright, Paw raw Ford, Tenn,
says: I'm my practice, invariably pre-
scribe Ayers sarsaparlla for chronic dis
eases of the blood"
DIR. II. Il. Boyle. Third and oxford sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa, writes: " For two years
l have prescribed Ayers Sarsaparilla In
numerous instances, and find IL highly
efficacious In the treatment Of all disorders
Of the blood" t.
L. NJ. Robinson, Pharmacist, Sabna, o.,
certlHes ayers Sarsaparilla has always
been n great seller My customers think
there Is no blood-puri0er equal to it,"
"For many years was afflicted with
scrofulous running sores, which, at last be-
came so bad the doctors advised amputatinE
one OF my legs to save my life. began
taking Ayers Sarsaparilla and soon saw an
improvement. After using about two dozen
bottles the sores were healed. continue to
take few bottles Of this medicine each
year, for my blood, and am no longer trou-
bled with sores. have tried other rcpiited
headquarters, but none does so much good
as Ayers Sarsaparllla. I'D. A. Robinson.
Neal, Kansas. tt
Don't fail to get $500,
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-14


On Monday, March %, Mr.. Charles
Frohman will present at the National
Theatre, Mr.. Gillette new comedy, "Mr.
Wilkinsons Widows" The company is
an exceptionally strong one, embracing
many well-known comedians in the fol-
lowing cast;
Mr.. Pereival Perrin, literary man.
Joseph Holland
Mrs. Perciyal Perrin. Mrs. Dion Bouolcault
tformerly Mrs. Wilklnsonl
Mr.. Henry i. DickorHon., .... Frederick Bond
"a composer OF muscl
Mrs. Henry II, Dickcrson. Henrietta Crosman
Formerly Mrs. WilkinsoD.l
Major T. Ferguson Mallory. Thomas Burns
lOf her Malesty's Ninetysecond.D
II. H. Pembroke, EHq........,...T Thomas Wise
"a solicitor from Edinburgh)
Mr.. BENJAMIN Duckworth, .ioOrgo Thompson
(proprieter OF the l,oGkburne Apartments)
Susanna McAulin, maid W the Pcrrins,
Maud White
Mary, cook al the Perrins Annie Wood
Julie maid at Dickersons.. Maud Wilson
Williams Novel show.
In enlarging his own specially COM
paDy, which will open at kernan's Thea
tire next Monday. Harry W. Williams the
veteran manager OF the Academy of
Music, Pittsburg, Pa, has gathered to-
gether n combination Of American and
European stars who constitute, in every
sense of The word. ap ideal vaudeville at
traction. The entertainment " reiiaed,
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
BUST AND eusTLE.

Origin OF the Fashion OF Wearing Artificial
Helps for the Figure.
10 Is noted i'm some quarters that IL is
becoming fashionable to haze larger
waists and better figures than hereto
fore decreed by the unreasoning man
dates of fashion. The evidence may be
regarded as rather singular, but think
women are coming To have better ideas
of what the proper proportions and
balance of the human figure should be,
because they are introducing such
absurdities as artificial busts and
bustles. They know that their
figures are bad and they are trying to-
patch them up in this way. Take a
woman whose spine is Strengthened
down through corset-wearing, whose
chest Is flattened, abdomen protrudin9
and hips set in instead OF being well
set out She needs n huge hustle to
balance her bad poise of shoulders and
the artificial bust to balance the pre-
truding abdomen as we'll as TO compen-
safe for the fairness of her chest and
her round shoulders. But IL woman
has proper curve i'm her spine, her
chest well elevated and her hips set
back where they belong, she has
no need OF these artificial ballasts
or balances. Just as soon as she gets
Z rid OF her unnatural curves and re-
stores the natural ones, her figure is
good without resorting to art. am
bound TO confess that bad figure looks
better patched and padded up than
without; but the proper thing TO do is
to correct the ungraceful and unat-
tractive form and the difficulties will
disappear, and need no hiding
When bad figure is inherited. great
pains should be taken to correct the
standing poise in childhood and course
in thorough physical culture instituted
Very much can be done in mature life to
improve n poor figure by systematic ex-
ercise combined with proper dress.
Some four years ago, when visiting
the Yuma Indians, / discovered the
origin of the hustle. The native cos
tune among the women consists of a
little paint on either side of the face, n
small bark apron and huge bark
hustle. When one of the Catholic sis
ters took an Indian girl into an inner
room To prepare her for some measure
ments l wished To take, heard her
say: do take off your hustle" Sure
enough the young Indian maiden had
an enormous bark hustle beneath her
poor apology of dress. Dame fashion
does not scruple to adopt any absurdity
from savage life, and all her devotees
meekly submit to add it to their APP
parel.
When a figure is in good poise and
thehips well back, hustle would be
elevated at an angle of about forty-five
degrees, than which nothing could be
more ridiculous. But when the hips are
we'll back no hustle is needed. The
artificial hustle is just as superfluous
when the chest Is well elevated and the
abdomen retracted To its normal place
natural figure is already symmetrical
and artistic, and can not be improved
upon by any fashionable devices what
ever.-Dr. j. II. Kellogg, of the Battle
Creek (Mich.) Sanitarium.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
A broadening Profession.

$50 you're an actor?" said the man
In the counting-room to n seedy appli-
can't for pesuniary assistance.
"Yes, sir; I'm an actor"
"Nice business. I'd like to be an actor
myself" continued the man, with In
est.
"Yes; most people think that way
until they try It."
Besides the excitement of applause,
the travelling you must do broadens the
mine So"
II don't object 20 that" said the
actor softly. 'What object TO Is the
way Il broadens the feet" and he
looked down At his poor. weary. worn
shoes and sighed deeply. Detroit Free
Press
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1891-11-13
AN EXCISE CASE.
A Justice who VIII Have His Court
Treated with Respect.

A Justice who win Have His Court
Treated with Respect.
Justice Quivver-offic Ger, how did you
get into dis ere mans saloon?"
Policeman-Had a hard tonne av IL,
yer honor. Got in with n jimmy.
Justice Quivver-A iimmyl Officer.
We have committed burglary, SO ye
have, an OF shall be afther orderin' yer
arrest Prisoner, ye're discharged.
Policeman-Yis, Yer Honor, l got In
with Jimmy Arvin.
Justice Quivver-Ye vagabond, Olive
n moind to give you tin days for treatin'
dis ERE court with
Policeman-Well, Judge, it's many n
tonne We treated me.
Justice Quivver continuing, unheed-
ing)-Disrespect by making jokes at dc
expinse av de justice av dis ere com
moonityl Orll have yc all to under.
shtand that dis ere coort is no foive-
clint house wild cigar Injun for bar
keeper. 0rll have yis all put out, an
adjourn To the private office till Wis all
learn good manners. d ye moind dat,
now.
Justice Quivver and retinue file into
the private Office, whence issue hilarity
and blinking sounds not altogether un-
familiar to the reportorial ear.
.'Bedadw exclaims one of the specta-
tors "Oi tell yis dat, it's de law Justice
Quivver understands"
HE ought to-" said another; "he's
been practicing behind the bar long
enough."-N. Y. Herald.