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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
Administrators Notice.

Estate of Martha Mitchell, Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given, that the subscriber
has been duly appointed Administrator to the
estate OF Martha Mitchell. late Of New Oregon
Township. the county Of Howard state OF Iowa
deceased. interstate, and has taken upon himself
that trust by giving bonds as the law directs.
All persons having demands upon the estate OF
The said deceased are required to exhibit the
same: and persons indebted to the said estate
are called upon To make payment to
JOHN MCl.HOLLAND,
Administrator.
Crasco Iowa Nov "a 1871 an
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

In 1857 Gov. Boies, Of Iowa, served
a term in the Legislature OF this State
as Republican member Of assembly
from Erie county.-Waterloo, On. Y)
Observer.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

\ Washington correspondent re-
ports that Uncle Jerry Rusk has got
the presidential itch. There is no
doubt that he would get we'll scratch
ed in this vicinity. Boston GERALD.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

What glorious Thanksgiving Pres
ident Harrison could have given the
country by throwing to the people
the scalp OF Green Bay Raum.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

The Republican State stealers will
do well 10 take notice that Gov.
David Il. Hill is still on deck. New
York World.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

But in 1892, after only eighteen
months Of the practical workings Of
the Mckinley law, February will have
90 days. 90
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03

In 1892, under the Mckinley bill, he
he is the Democratic Governor of
Iowa. 1892
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
Administrator Notice,

Estate CT Sundra Nelson Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given, That the subscribers
have been duly appointed Executors
to the Estate OF Sundre Nelson, late OF New
oregon twp, IN the county OF Howard, State OF
themselves that trust by giving bonds as the law
directs All persons having demands upon the
Estate OF the said deceased are required to ex-
hibit the same: and persons indebted to the
said Estate are called upon to make payment
to HANS jacobson,
OLE STEVENSON.
Cresco, Nov, ~, 1891. I9t3)
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
ONE ENJOYS

o~N ISA<Jo = -
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly Oh the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP co.
SAY FRANCISCO. Cal.
LOUISVILLE, ~ NEW YORK. NV
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
SWENSON
RV8B!IG MACHINE.

Don't break your back when you
can buy two-horse SWENSON
GRUBBING MACHINE. 1t is the
Fastest, Strongest and most durable
Grubber in the market. 1t gives the
best satisfaction. Can move and set
in IL. minutes. Write for prices to
29tf J.. SWENsON. Crasco Iowa.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
Chicago Globe

-ChlcagO UIODe.
In 1857 Gov. Boies was a Republi-
can member of the New York Legisla-
ture from Erie county. 1857
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
TARIFF PICTURES"

In 1857 there were but % days in
FEBRUARY. %
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1891-12-03
Votes.

That's what's the matter with the
counties, the Pharisees are reyiling.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
Hnnsea Must Be Had.

More houses are wanted in Savannah.
They are wanted right away and in large
numbers. Tenants are waiting for them
and willing to pay good, fair rentals 1t is
strange that some of our local capitalists do
not turn their attention 10 building dwell~
ings. instead Of rlsking their money in the
precarious speculation in railway and other
fuctuating shares. That would be far
safer and probably a more profitable in
vestment. Every few weeks we hear Of
some one who has failed through tie haz
ards of speculation. But it is the rarest
thing that one ever hears Of the failure Of
| the owner of good renting property. Such
! a thing is almost unheard of.
Rapid growth of the city has, for some
| time, been greatly retarded by the great
scarcity Of suitable residences. As told by
a MORNING NEWS reporter the other day,
the real estate agents Of the city are already
without resources TO meet the constantly
growing demand for dwellings. What the
people apparently want is small houses or
cottages that will rent for from $50 to $50
per month. Large numbers of them would
find immediate tenants at those figures.
Such buildings could readily be erected for
from 81, 600 to $500, and would pay big
interest on the money put into them, besides
materially aiding in building up the city,
by which means the value of the builders
own property would be constantly en-
HANGED.
If there is such dearth of houses now
that the season is at its dullest point, what
have we to expect when the regular renting
season opens at the end Of September and
people from northern ATTITUDES wish TO
spend the winter here begin to come in and
inquire for residencesl There will then be
regular house famine, so to speak. By
failing to provide them with habitations we
shall literally drive away desirable class
Of residents who would probably become
permanent citizens as soon as that prevalent
fallacious idea, the excessive summer heat Of
this climate, is put out Of their heads by
actual experience to the contrary.
But if we fail to provide them with any
sort of accommodations they must move
on" down into Florida and other localities
where accommodations can be had.
OF course an increase Of population natur-
ally gives proportionate impetus to every
branch Of business in the city. Therefore
the business interests in general are as much
benefited by an influx Of population as are
the railroads, the builders and the real
estate agents. Consequently it behooves
every man of business to take a personal
interest in this formidable impeachment to
our municipal and commercial growth and
take an active hand in hustling it out of the
way without undue delay.
Why not form a syndicate to build the
much needed houses. and get at the work
immediately Only few days would be
required to begin operations.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
PERSONAL
President HARRISON has the credit Of being
the greatest walker the white house has con-
tanned for many year.

President HARRISON has the credit Of being
the greatest walker the white house has con-
tanned for many year.
CHAUScEY NJ. DEPEw. though not horseman,
has been elected an honorary member Of the
New York Driving Club
The only woman, with the exception of Mrs.
Grimwood, who has received the Royal Red
Gross, is Florence Nightingale.
Mas. ELIZABETH C. CUSTER. the widow of the
great cavalryman, says that she is not candi-
date for the Office of state librarian IN Michi-
gan.
The FIRST volume Of poems by William H.
Hayne, the young southern poet son Of the
late Paul Hamilton Hayne is soon 10 b. brought
out at Boston.
ALoSzo A. stage, who has charge of the bali
teams at Chautauqua, will in october enter upon
his duties as physical director of the new Chi
cago university.
The WIFE of Senator Edmunds has a unique
card receiver at their Burlington home. 1t is
an immense Indian mortar. with pestle, from
the Columbia river.
SENATOR WARREN Of Wyoming is six feet tall
and his form is as straight as Rocky Mountain
pine. He is q blonde rather good looking and
talks and dresses well. He is As years old
PRESIDENT D1Az of Mexico sets good exam
pie for rulers of other southern republics, who
affect the gilt and trappings of gaudy regi-
mentaIs, by dressing quietly as a plain citizen.
The LATE William P HazeltOu of Greenburg,
near Doobs Ferry. n. Y, beuueathed $4,000 to
the city of Stockton, Cal, in grateful memory
Of the place where he made his first start in
life.
YOUNG Mrs OSCAR WILDE is said TO be a
striking contrast to her husband. She is very
quiet, while be is rather loud. She is inclined
to be commonplace while be is brilliant in con-
versation.
QUEEN AMELIA of Portugal is now almost re-
stored to hea tn. She is the prettiest and most
fascinating of the sovereign ladies of Europe.
She is tall and has a graceful figure and
charmingly expressive face.
HoN. WILLIAM HAYWOOD, a lawyer Of Ian
caster, N. H.. recently attended the 18th con
secutive term of the Vermont supreme court
at Guildhall, covering a period of hity-nine
and one half years of practice.
HENRY s. IVES. the former young Napoleon OF
Finance is living quietly in New York devoting
his attention to acquiring another fortune. He
is the same welIdreSsed, suave and self
confident character as he was before his fall.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
Refreshing Cheek.

Two pretty young ladies'. evidently sisters,
says the New York AduertiSer, were walking up
Broadway in the shopping district one after
noon recently. That thoroughfare was as
crowded as it generally is of a fine day, and in
consequence, reporter was made the uncon-
scious witness of very amusing incident
Immediately in front of the two young ladies'
walked stately and fashonably dressed
woman. Her clothes fitted her to per-
lection, to judge from the furtive
glances of admiration which were paid
by most of the females passing by.
How beautiful that beilshaped skirt hangs
l wonder what she's got it faced with?n said
one of the two young ladies in an undertone. II
expect the dressmaker to morrow, and Ia give
anything to have my Bedford cord dress made
so it would hang that way
Dare me to find out for you" said her com
panion. with mischievous smile.
How can you, BELIEF
Lend me your umbrella and watch"
The young ladies exchanged umbrellas, the
mlschievous one rece4ving one with crook
Here goes" she whispered, as she turned
the umbrella and deity lifted the bottom OF
the woman's skirt for moment
Why, it's only rubber facing said the
former, as the latter dropped the skirt again.
They had accomplished their purpose, and
without having discovered that their little tries
had been seen, merrily chatting, they disap
peared in the crowd
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
TIE Boy with the Bottle.

A boy about 10 years old was going up Second
avenue yesterday with a quart bottle in his
hand labeled Black Ink in big letters says
the. New York World, and he was handling it so
carelessly that fat and fussy man, coming
down the avenue, stopped him to say:
That's just exactly like a boy. Why on
earth don't you carry that bottle as you
ought to-"
Il auw
NO, you amt You are just aching to have
it drop on the sidewalk and spatter all over
someone
Il guess I know how to carry a bottle.H
growled the boy as he swung il around.
No. you don't, nor no other boy! What you
doing now? If you let that bottle drop and
spatter me with ink III cane you
Who's lettln' any bottle drop?''
You are!'
II hain't neither! guess can play catch
with bottle without KILN anybody"
Look OUT"
There hain't nuthin' TO he alarmed
about. Anybody can toss up a bottle and
catch -"
Il knew til knew it," shouted the fussy
man as the bottle came down with a smash, and
ne jumped half way across the street boy,
you ought to be licked till you couldn't get
home l told you -m
But eight or ten people we're laughing at him.
It was an empty bottle which the boy had let
fall.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
He Got lis Breakfast.

There is a detective in Chicado of the thistle
suggesting name of Bob Bruce, says the Chi
cago Times. Mr.. Bruce is a genial sort OF thief
catcher, too, and is not averse to telling a story
even if the point does not direct the laughter
against himself Be it known. moreover, that
Dir. Bruce has an Office where he keeps the
clews and other paraphernalia of his profession,
and that, as is the wont of detectives. ne has
displayed above the door a very large and very
wlde-open fac smile of a human eye Of exceed
ingly alert appearance.
Now Mr.. Bruce was not always rich. There
was time when detecting was a little slack
and the remuneration of the watchdog OF
public safety slight enough, In those DAYS, de
spite the legend above the door, Mr. Bruce had
a bedchamber in the rear of the Office and used
occasionally to break the implied promise of the
sign by sleeping in it. One morning Mr.. Bruce
awakened III this chamber, dOnned his attire,
and naturally his thoughts turned TO breakfast
ing. He investigated his pockets but found not
sou. In fact, the detective, like other men of
less exciting occupations have done, discovered
that he was dead broke.
He was yet rumiI ating on this fact and plan
nlng Tor tine Changing Of the state OF affairs
when knock came upon the door, and opening
II he let IN man and girl The girls eyes
were very red very watery, and decidedly 0ai
looking The man was evidently green. Both
looked bucolic innocence itself.
"Howdye, Doctor said tue man. My dar
ter heres ssudern' horrible with her eyes
The doctor down home told me to come to Chi
cago and see an oculst, an seem your sign
Jest thought I'd drop in"
Bruce listened, then smiled, as the several
phases of the affair succeeded each other in his
mind. and then the thought of his penniless
condition came upon him. He looked at the
girls eyes. They were inhamed from cold, ep-
parently; that was all.
Then. - said be. Il told the man the case
was rather serious but to have the girl
keep carefully indoors, avoid strong light, small
print, and to wash her eyes carefully twice
day with warm water. in which she was to put
four drops of the fluid gave him in a bottle.
The fluid was one had been given for my own
eyes some months before and which I had only
half used up. filed the bottle with water
gave the instructions gravely, instructed him
again. collected 81 as my fee, and-breakfast
He never came back, and think the prescrip
ton given by the doctor with the big eye as his
sign must have proved elficaclous "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
Mr.. Carr Wouldn't snlit.

A man was selling flowers at the corner of
Sixth avenue and Fourteenth street yesterday,
says the New York World, when an old colored
man approached him and asked:
kin l hev one of dem boksys fur cents,
boss?"
mo sir. The price is TO-"
Dat 8 de price fur well folks. l wants dat
ookay fur my leetle gal Fanny who's sick abed
an may die.
Ten cents is the price, sir"
"What is yo' name, sah?''
Carr is my name. Who takes the next lovely
bouquet for 10 cents?n
WAL. Mistah Cab, / want bokay fur 5
cents, When git home wild it I shall say TO
my leetle gal, 'Heah. Fanny-see what a mag
nifeous bokay has dun brought you home
got it from white gem'lan named NIistah Cab
an he dun split cents off de price kase you
was sick in bed. Pray fur dat Nistah Cab.
Fanny-pray dat he will dun 90 straight to
paradise when he dies "
60 on and don't bother me-" replied the
flower man.
Five cents fur bokay?"
"No-ten." -s2.-S-p--t..-
Not fur Fanny" -.
mo, SIR
IAN right, sah-sll right, Mistah Cab, If yo'
doan' dun want to go to paradise fur 5 cents
den yo' kin stay out an be hanged to yo', but
de price won't nebber be no cheaper. an yo'
kin bet hat on dat Good-day. sah-good-day,
MlStah Cahp'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
The Bnfant Terrible Again.

young fellow. and not the most provident
one in the town either, says the Detroid Free
Press, has best girl on Third street, and he
went up TO see her one evening last week. Dur
ing the first few minutes, and until the acct
dent happened. the young lady's small brother
assisted in entertaining them both by bis limo
cent and chid-llke questions, always so inter
esting to visitor, especially on such an
occasion.
You got watch?'' asked the boy. after he
hal made more inquiries than ever an assessor
made.
Yes" and the young man pulled out a very
nice little twelve karat gold ticker, which the
boy seized upon.
Does it run?'
Certainly"
Il didn't know watches run when they got
wet"
well, this one isn't wet"
Never was wet?" asked the boy,
Not that know of. "
Then what did papa mean when he told sis
ter you had your watch in soak about half the
timer"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
NDRY TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETINGs-The Equitable Loan and Building
Association; Georgia Chapter No, 3, r. A. VI.
SPECIAL NorIcEs-To Housekeepers, Solomons
& Co; Dividend, Reppard Iron Company; No
tice to Members of the Bar; Easy Terms, W. h
Wilkinson, Auctioneer,
AUCTION SALES Meats, Etc, by l. D. LaRoche
& Son. Sundries, by J. j. Oppenhem.
LEGAL NoTIcEs-Citation from the Clerk of
the Court of Ordinary of Chatham County;
Creditors Petition for Injunction.
CAN YoUY-B H. Levy & Bro
ROYAL LILY FLoUR-At D. B, Lester Grocery
Company's.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISE Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Lost: Personal. Miscellaneous
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

Another of those peculiar ''duelsp which
eastern editors have good reasons to regard
as relic of barbarism-but which strangely
enough do not appear TO cause them half
the agonies of anxious apprehension that
real duel does-has occurred in central New
York. From the causes Of dispute leading
up to il one has no alternative but to be-
Iieve the war is not yet over. That appears
to have been sort Of posthumous battle
made up of odds and ends of fragmentary
luminosity TO wind up the 'fratricidal strug-
gle.n But in that view Of the case great
deal Of history has been written altogether
too soon. Unfortunately for the consist
ency Of adopted conclusions and the per-
petuity Of the pension bureau the union
appears to have been considerably disfg-
ured in the last sortie.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

Leader Parnell's openly avowed distrust
of the English liberals is well founded,
though not generally fully understood.
Knowing that the liberals now understand
him and place no confidence in him he well
knows that they will not inUrust any power
TO him. Therefore he has the same distrust
of the liberals that a schoolboy has Of a
preceptor who has caught him at some
covert infraction of the proprieties because
he feels certain that the result bodies no
good to him. whatever it be. Consequently
he has only sensations of the liveliest ap-
prehension from the consciousness that he
deserves punishment and the conjecture as
to how severe it will be.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

Eye gods and little apples-crushed ag'inr'
Somewhat like unto that ran the thoughts
OF excellent Mr.. Harrison when he heard of
the proceedings of the city convention
of the b'ys Of his own bailiwick in refusing
to refer to his administration in their reso-
buttons and then giving vent to such a wild
hurrah at the mention Of Blaine after they
had given but the faintest sort of a whoop
for the heir of the great hat. Yet it was
ever the fate of great men to be forced to
hustle for sufficient appreciation to sustain
their own confidence in themselves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

At Colorado ball at Durango three per-
sons were killed before the festivities got
fairly started. Evidently a great deal of
powder goes along with a ball in Colorado.
1t seems 10 give the ball eclat and go" as
it were. 1t also seems to make the guests
60 if they have any "go" in them. And
they stand not upon the order of their
going, but go at once"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
our NEW YORK OFFICE,

MAJ. J. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
of the MORNING news, Office p Park Row.
New York. All advertising business OUTSIDE Oh
hhe states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima vii be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05
Starting a Government Thunder Fac
tory
From the Chicaoo Mdil Ind. ]

A score of special consular agents are to be
sent abroad at the governments expense to OBJ
tain statistics TO vindicate the Mckinley bill.
The results Of their laoors are to be used in the
Mckinley campaign this fall. No democrat will
object to an honest and non-partiSan investi-
CATION of the effects of the recent tariff egisla-
ton, but the preparation of campaign docu-
ments at governmental expense by partisans
and for partisan purposes is indeed a startling
innovation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-05

Notwithstanding all that has been said
and is constantly being said to his discredit
Parnell seems to be having fun. When he
was at place called Thurles few days
ago the town was decorated with Hibernian
colors aud the people cheered his arrival
and then cheered some more. Then they
hitched themselves to his coach and played
horse, by the which he got free ride OF
most a mile. Wherefore Parnell isn't kick
inc