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The Flushing Insane Asylum is a poor
place to confne any one. Escape is 20
easy. Another lunatic has broken away
from there and is at large. There is some
comfort in the assurance that the gentle
mans heart is all right, though he is wrong
in his head. But public safety calls for
closer grip on the Flushing lunatics.
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A Valuable Literary Work.

lFrOn hs ARsTieGH Sid.iOnsT.
Miss Alice-Ah, you young literary men are
much too conceded. There's not one in hun
dred ever wrote anything worth the paper II
va, written on.
Charley SIlliboy (bOokkeeper with literary
ambilioas) Only to-day ! dId 30.
Miss Alice-Really7
Z. SilliOoy-les; wrote out check for old
DuSte that was worth t5, 90.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The New York woman who established
home for cats has German rival, who
advertises as follows: Wanted, by
lady of quality, for adequate remuneration,
a few well. behaved and respectable-dressed
children to amuse cat in delicate health
two or three hours day." Formerly 1t
was the cats that amused the children.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The Kaiser is never 80 happy as when
shaking something as a terrier does a rat.
His brother-in-law, Duke GuNTnEh OF
ScHLEswIG- -IIoLsTEIS, went to hurdle
race on Sunday, and thereupon WILHELM
beratcd him roundy, styling him " bias
phemous jockey" Being relative OF the
young Emperor is no pro ection against his
wrath. Is this justice or imperial prideF
The evening world., 1891-04-20
An Intellectual Giant.

emerson, F" said Gilhooly, taking IIostetter
McGinnis by the buttonhole and leading him
to one side, "Emerson says that 'all mental
growth implies a change Of mind. Do you
Oelleve itY'
"Well, / think ] do. Emerson had some
pretty good phi 'osophical ideas.
"You do well; old man Clsmwhooper is an
intellectual giant. He promised TO lend me
The evening world., 1891-04-20

nouncement OF scheme for completing the
canal in FIVE years at cost Of $40, 100000
and ten years more before profitable returns
await the investor, does not seem bcwildcr-
ipgly alluring. The Panama Canal looks
like q speculative bubble pretty well bursted.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

A new effort has been made TO boom the
Panama Canal. The people who have put
money into it may put in more, with a
chance to recover some rather than suffer
total loas Of THAR Investment. But the an
The evening world., 1891-04-20

There are still friends to the Delighted
ballet girl in Minnesota's legislative CON
claye. The bill which sought TO Danish
rom the boards the rosy CLEAN of legs in
tights has been vigorously downed, and the
study of anatomy can now be cheerfully
prosecuted in the Minnesota temples oi
Thespis. This leaves the ballet legs &c
stand on.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

queen ''o'"'As i'oS' s'iees'' iuA'i upoN
o' 'ne oahine Spo.'.' - 'oo." Io.
i''nce A'oe'' u'eu "' 'o' '."'"a "'. W.
ie" ua'e'o, "'' "un'"k "''
hRo =" 'no "".p' "un''"s s, u",,,
ueoen'y our'eu ou '"o 's'a'o W
iue queen nus ''e' 'noo ''em '"e WV"
s.f'es Vi e.o'oa o'.,N' "o
u,' ai' '"e o'"e'o' "nu 49,,
ii'E",An' nan,o y, oo" "
NJ na,ho'ai' ou' "ae Doo" pe. ~ .,....
o.'ae'on' '" a'ooip"" ,, ~" ,o,, -,
'aN'"p' o",' onoe ""' 49,
'en"u'e' eo '"' A' '"' p'o' saw
was "heh nc was uenp'eu W ueSei' '"o 'o'A.
cot'eRe III Lonu'" o'e'' ~ '"o
minstrel. A reward offered for hin called
| attention to the incident. When recovered
Jock was In dssrepu'abIe condition anu had
apparently been In very bad company. Unilke
his royal mother, the Prince OF Wales does
not care for dogs When good deal younger
he was not above seeing doS hght IN s'fic'
incoRnito, but be never look Eihd J 70 "oe
as companion, anu sandringham ID NOT ny
any means q resort OF the canine species.
The Princes son-in-law, the Duke OF File, ia,
on the other hand, an enthusiast on doGs' aud
Great Britain.
Kate Field In irving to answer the question,
m,ynt get the Mlnne,ota Ie,islature 10 explain
what II means py .. female person.
nrovidea with long full aleeyes covered with
let the size OF a5.ceut pieces beaded with
smaller disks,
When ,lacs ha,s ARE selected for children
tho h,,m 4. oay,v decorated with buttercups
h,uevs daisies ppun,es and other br,pht bios
s,,,s
Here Is the Summer girls ouint. Her shirt
has a chin. scraping collar, wide cuffs and the
bo, om u aited, tucked, corded or futed to suit
her fancy. Her spals are made OF the same
material as the skirt, and her cutaway 10 hilH.
lined, with tail and breast pockets. Fourth.
hand scarf, fob chain, dcg-head pin, russo,
gloves, eyeglass ami q pipe-siem rarasol com.
pleie the outnt. The skirts NAV be made OF
selected silk, muslin, marseiles or percale, ano
the coat and skirt OF ranuellette, wool taieta
or melton.
Any yellow stun embroidered In black Is
considered very smart for any purpose OF toi.
let or household decoration.
-
Nine. BlavatsRy lives on black ccnee and
Turkish cigarettes, ana her lieutenant Mrs.
Anne Besaut subsists ON bread and milk
Women excel in 30 many things nowaaayI
thattt was hardly surprise TO nnd some g,rlS
well known In society, performing with ease,
neatueSs ana grace pymnastic feats BY nj
means beneath the notice OF boys. They ar
The pupils of Miss stnart smell, whose worl
in physically training yolng girls has inter
ested the Princess Of Wales 30 much that lie
Royal liighness, accompanied by her two un
married daughters, paid her sixth visit recent
TO Alexandria House gy mnasium TO see theRirl
of mai
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Premier RUDISI is to be questioned in
the Italian Chamber Of Deputies in regard
TO the refusal OF Inspector BYRNEs to ac-
cept the decoration sent to him by King
HUMBERT. Another cause for war perhaps.
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Veteran Campaigners.

From the Epoch.
Capt. Wavely- There Is old Gen. Wtldnre
over there. They say he has been In no leAs
than one hundred engagements.
Col. Fetherston-Ees; ais wife, they say,
was also in q number Of engagements before
she captured him.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Doesn't Pessimisn Pay ?

lFrOH the Epoch
she-It's disgusting TO see people 30 demon
strative In public places. Whos that man
across tue street. who kisses hIs wife and baby
on the doorstep when ne leaves eveTy morn
ing
RTApnA on mAtTImoRy.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Colors Did Not Harmonize.

IFrOm the American StatiOner
lAbrarian-I notice that your friend, Miss
Sof,leigh, has given up coming here. She was
always snch II heavy reader.
Miss Hiehleigh,-She is, but your books are
covered with light brown paper, which does
not harmOniZe with the color OF her dresses,
hich match her complexion.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The growth Of pension scandals accord
ing TO the latest revelations in Commits
sioner RAUM's department, appears to have
more than kept pace with the growth OF
the pension lists.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The chances are that the difficulty in the
Clifton Boat club will be amlcably settled, and
that the club will be reorganiZed and once
more placed on 4 solid basis. The sale of eff.
Iects, which was 10 have taken place On Sat.
urdaJ, has been postponed until April 60
The evening world., 1891-04-20
To an Anxious Inquirer.

Prom Puck.
Mrs. De Kidd-If You want name At once
graceful, uistocratic and unique for your
baby, why don't you have It copyrighted?
Authors are entitled TO u 1ull right on The TILES
of their own works.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Seasonable.

IFrom the American Groesr.!
Tailor-Those dark goods are very nice.
Daqgett-Yes, but IL Il nearly Spring now.
want something seasonatle.
Tailor ito aSsistant)-John, take down those
pepper and salt suilngs.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Any one who saw the crowds In the
smaller parks yesterday must admit the JUS
tlce OF the fight against their being put to
any other use.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

That loose electric wire should kill two
horses on Broadway is good grounds for
the Board of Electrical Con-
The evening world., 1891-04-20
the Ways or WOMAN FAIR.
Fads, Fashions and Fanoiss That
Delight the Gentler Sex.
Good Pay for Women Dress Cutters
Use for Silk Remnants The
Summer Girls Costume
Women ms Athletes Queen
NIctoria's Pet.

Women who know how to cut dresses earn
from i25 TO go week. They are not nu-
merouS The men master the trade and their
salaries vary from 81. $40 TO % 800 year.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Sudden.

Young Faintart (who has been on the ragged
edge for nine week)-Er-er-wil you-but
perhaps this Is too sudden. /
Miss Fairlahy-Sudden? Mr.. Faintart, II you
had been creating the word, l fear you
time.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Fourteen Pounds 8 a Stone.

The Britou, whose wife botabt marvellous
ha: for El4, remarked sadly, hut ne thought
1t pretty tough that It took oR stone 70 ges
away with TWO birds.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Cheap remnants Of d-fashion brocaded and
plaid six are oought up and converted into
linen bags to hang In the closets Of exquisite
college boys and aesthetic seminary girls.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
You haze QrobbSd half


the labor of housework when
You have taken up Pearline.
You can wash anything with it
you can hurt nothing, Little
labor, with little Pearline, brings
big results. There is no excuse
for rubbing and scrubbing, when
Pearline stands ready to do the
work. Many of your friends
can tell you about it. You can
help yourself with it by helping
yourself to it. Never peddled.
ksVSs DsAalSa. a1a JAMES rYLE. New YOrK.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

There will be a competition at gymnsst,c
even's next Monday evening, April 81, amG1v
the members OF the Harlem Branch OF tie
Young Mems Christian Association.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Calling In al zee. Flint Co.'S, l04 West
l4th ST. will enable you to see elegant tuIniteIs ia
stores are oyercrowded with goodA Room must Be
had for daily arrivals iIom factory,
The evening world., 1891-04-20
THE CLEANER r

THE CLEANER
To give an idea OF the extent OF the sunday
parade OF carriages In upper Seventh avenue,
II may lie interesting to Know that between
and 4 O'Clock yesterday, I counted 600 carriages
OF all kinds passing given point 10 ~ min
utts.
Tle law OF the fitness OF things was I'M
pressed upon me sunday, ms well as uron hum
dreds Of citizens OF the Twenty-third Ward, by
the canvass m ide In buggy by local under
tsker In opposition to the movement OF citizens
for the opening Of Iutervsie avenue for ssn-
tary purposes The cJnvasser's action was re-
parded as at least significant, and by the
movers for the opening as appropriate.
A recent declaration by MIR. Cecil Clay has
occasioned some comment In theatrical cir
cles. ] am told. Mr.. Clay. AZ everybody
knows, Is the husband Of Rosina voSes. His
remark was one with reference to the versa
unity OF Miss Vokess leading man. F1llx Nor
ris. Mr.. Clay is quoted as expressing his con
viction that 10 round Of q dozen essentially
different characters Sir. Morris would appear
10 better advantage than any other actor now
he fore the people who should attempt the
same impersonati
saw two italian boys selling punches Of
cowslip the other day. A very Intelligent
looking gentleman Of middle age stopped and
asked them what flowers trey were. Tine sons
Of Italy did not know. Doubtless the geute-
man had met the lovely cowsiip repeatedly in
literature, but he had never ran against one
fupa n fare fnlh ~ n hp w and n
look Of pleased surprise came into his visIpe.
He probably felt that 1t was little absurd to
be nifty years old and not know a cowslip Uy
signt when 1t was SO familiar by name.
The yellow mustaches which used to accom-
pany Policeman Wood In his career have been
| 30 curtailed that II 10 now difncult to identify
that worthy. they used to noat In the air Ike
corn-husks. but they have had two or three
inches removed from their extremitles, and
Policeman Wood has lost mis- one monumental
claim to distinction. How can q man tribe
| with greatness thus7
Miss Maria u Beckett the artist, 10 at the
Ponce de Leon Hotel In Saint Augustine. and
Is beginning to regain little better health In
| that lovely spot. Miss Beckett was obliged 10
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~ 1, ms was s"'ss "o.'"' oe".n,'
" A'' i'"''' "nu 'u'' NC ""' n'' usS'''e'
miss hhta Proctor GUS mas ceased 70 oe
ne" iork eui'or. inc young lauy mas re
, 'urheu 10 faris' haV'ug oisposeu OF 'he sac"
, da' hee'e" WINE she was mere. peheVe IN
iair Miss o'is o'o not drop very Huch Oh INV
venture OF hers INTO Jourhahsm' aitnough
mas ho' peeh hioheJ-n'aA'hR one. ene ia
gwen ea'thg 'air 'r'ai anu mas hau enouS
Vi IL
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: u"y anu 'e'' nv" n'uon , .nV,e nNey ~ aN -
'up '.o wv" o'." ~, W. ~,
The evening world., 1891-04-20
A mother looked,
with conscious

Who, with their breakfasts just
supplied,
Sat round the table in their
places.
" How strong and we'll they
look" said she.
"Their faces have o healthy
glow"
All! Happy must that mother
be,
Who feeds her children with
H-O.
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Coming Events Cast Their shadows

johnnie Chatfie-I know whose coming to-
night.
Miss Chafile-Who?
"Jim."
GLOW do you i<aoW?"
81 saw you take his photograph out OF the
album aud put II on the mantelpiece, and yOu
put FEed's out Of sight until saturday even.
Jugs"
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The people would like the Flower Market
kept open until noon. Therefore the Park
Commissioners should allow 1t.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

A walking match took place yesterday be-
tween four men, from the foot OF Broadway,
Eastern District 10 Coney Island, distance Of
nine miles. 1t was won by Arthur Kulse, In
TWO hours and nine minutes.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Miss Margaret Mather and her compa

Miss Margaret Mather and her company
passed through the city yesterday. They open
tonight In Philadelphia, playing .'Joan OF
Arc" for the nrst time In that city. Next week
MISS Mather plays in Brooklyn, and her long
anu Interesting sea,on VIII close. "Joan of
Arc" has been great succesa, and 1t has been
SO strenuously clsmored ior that she Will prob
ably present It next se ison. one OF the chef
ambiiions of this plucky and undaunted young
actress mad been to appear as the Maid Of
Orleans.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
A Good Investment.

from EpOch,I
Bereaved Widow Why, Doctor. you have
the enrontery 10 charge me $500 for treating
nv poor nushanJ, ana lie died, after all.
Doctor-W.ll, didn't you collect SIS, 600 In
suranCe on Ills lie?
The evening world., 1891-04-20
owing 10 the fne Weather ,esterdax the Har

Owing TO the fine weather yesterday the Har.
lem River was ell filled witL oarsmep. Tne
Nonpareils had out their eiRht-tared smell crew.
bar. crew and three doubles the Nassaus
Metropolitans mad out fve sinsles and an
eight-osred shell; the Dauntless KSWlnp Club
mad out three intermediate and jI,ior eiyht-
cared crews: the CreAcents had out knu,e and
double gigs and largr crew. The Aalantas.
Unions, Boneinians, Wyanokes and Triton,
were also represented.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

In "The Shaun Rhue" at the Fourteenth
Street Theatre tonight Mr.. Murphy will he
supported by Miss Loduskl Young, who was
summoned from out of town to appear. Mr..
Murphy's leading lady Is again Ill.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The baseball cranks Of this city are anxiously
awaiting The opening of the baseball Champion
snip season, which takes place at t'e Polo
Crowd eli Wednesday Of this week. Not only
VIII they hear CAppas Seventh Regiment Band
discourse swee; music, but they will see the
Boston Come together with crossed bats.
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Entered at the Post once at New York - ESQ.,
nd-clsss matter.
v BRANCH OFFICES

tE- BRANCH OFFICES
WORLD UPTOWN oFFIcE-12e7 BROADWAY.
between 3lst aud ed sts.. New York.
BROOKLYN - 35y FULTON 81. HARLEM -
News Department. 15O EAST 125TH sr., Aa'
yertisements at 237 EAST 115TH Sr.
PHILADELPHIA. PA.-LEDoER BUILDING. 11S
sourH 6rH ST. wAsHINGToN-6l014r 14rB 81.
LONDON oFFIcE-32 CooKsPun b., TsAsAt-
eAR SQUARE.
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Wants Everything in Perfect cond
ton

IFron the AmeredR Sfationsr.l
Manager OF Worlds Fair. Chicago ito special
commissloner)-w want the Venus de Milo At
the far.
ommissioner-Yes, air.
Manaper-I learn that most OF the Venus de
Mllos are broken.
Commissionef-Well?
ManaRer-Get us one that Is perfectly sound.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Narrow Escapes.

From brooklyn Life.I
al was told to-day that couple of burglars
tried to rob jay Gould's safe the other night,
aud they actually got IN among his railroad
securities" "
"Were they discovered?"
"NU, they were glad to get away alive.
The water was very deep aud Il seems that
neither of them could swim"
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Arthur Dacre, who came to this country as
Mrs. Carter's leading man and who was dis
Ii to have benefit. A number OF leading
managers aud actors are indignant at the
manner In which, they claim, Mr.. Price
treated Mr.. Dacre. Here Is a list OF names of
prominent theatrical folks who evidently SIDE
with the actor: A. NJ. Palmer, who has Ten
lered his theatre; Daniel Frohrnan, who Of
fered his, and Mr.. and Mrs Keudal, Rose
WIN appear.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

madam, ! assure you. ! ask for the hand Of
your daughter or for your own charming hand.
You may rest assured that no matter which OF
you I may wed / Will respect and love you
either a. wife or Us mother-ln-law, or
will do the same for yOur daughter either Us q
wife or Ss a fatuer-in-law. II ia for you TO de-
eide.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
Hoods SarsaparilIa

Sold by all druggists. sl; siJ for IS, Prepared
only by @. 1. HOOD h CO.. Lowell, Mass.
400 DOSES ONE DOLLAR.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

...sss 1asssGn e M Si &C sssS s:a
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The carpenter work has all been completed
at the cluL-rooms of the Manhattan Anglers,
which are located near the Judges Hotel, at
G; G;fforus-by-the-S sea, and the clubhouse la now
ready for occupancy. Part of the sixteen
members who comprise the Club are fully as
fond OF the gun as they are OF the rod and
many snipe are liable to be bagged BY them
this Spring.
The evening world., 1891-04-20
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yshR semAJ sspllce etiuq III
ssl.b htiw delft si lunsyh
.deiTo IeUp yppAn eht ~, ANA "
The Latest Ladder Foem.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The law OF the fitness OF things was I'M
pressed upon me Sunday, ms well as upon hum
dreds Of citizens OF the Twenty-third Ward. by
the canvass m ide In a buggy by local under
taker In opposition TO the movement of citizens
for the opening Of Iuterysie avenue for ssni-
tary purposes The cJnVasser's action was re-
rarded As at least significant, and by the
movers for the opening as appropriate.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Jimmy Larkins, who is now In training for
his twenty-round glove contest with Jimmy
Hagen May II TOR purse of 81. 500, offered by
the Granite Club, Is one OF the best cross-coun-
try runners In America. For fully six years
he WAS the champion amateur runner OF New
Jersey at any distance from one to twenty-five
miles.
He was member OF the Scottish American
Athletic Club at the time and ranked with the
best In the land at distance running, although
Carter and Spelman could beat MIN. While
training at present he frequently taxes five to
ten mile spins with the cross-country runners,
all Of whom know him well.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The Irish American Athletic Club will cele.
hrste hs MIST anniversary this evening q,
Military Hall, 1913 Bowety.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

LADIES--I sell furniture without requiring etsn
deposit; give longest Great. Mfr. AgE' loo W.
29th.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The Academy OF Music VIII he closed next
week. the management having discovered
that 1t Will be more profitable, to shut up the
Homestead. Uncle Denman dh NOT follow
Bulwer's advice and depart whle he was
stil popular lie waited, alas ! ana the public
dropped away. The closing of the Academy
VIII permit OF rehearsals Of "Home, Sweet
Home"
The evening world., 1891-04-20

To give an idea of the extent of the sunday
parade OF carriages In upper Seventh avenue,
1t may lie interesting to Know that between
and 4 O'Clock yesterday, I counted 600 carriages
NJ
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Primrose and Vests Minstrels will invade
the Columbus Theatre, harlem, next week,
which will be the first lime such an organiza-
ton mas been seen at the other end Of the
island. For the second performance the en-
Vernon people, who are anxious to pay COM
pliment to George II. Primrose, who Is a
Mount Vernon Citizen"
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Roee CoVhlan Is at present dreaming-which
ID the latest term for dressm tking, no dres>es
being now worn upon the stage that are not
dreams. Miss Cognlau is going TO starIle the
natives as hLady Barter"
The evening world., 1891-04-20

held In the Star Theatre. Guess who VIII bo
In the cast. Yes, that's right-Wilton LackaJe,
of course.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

ravishing Sunday set me to wondering hoy
oliver sumner Teal WAS succeeding In his en-
deavor TO get names OF represe ntstive peopl
who want the Metropolitan Museum open o.
that day. This was q sweetly worthy schem
Of Mr.. Tealls, aud trust he has not desisted
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Joe Eagau. the Montana Kid, ard Frank
Ctvanagh, of Newark. meet tonight In sre-
cal ten.round glove contest at Knickerbocker
Garden, HoboEen.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Miss Maria Beckett the artist, is at the
Ponce de Leon Hotel In Saint Augustine, and
Is beginning TO regain u little better health In
that lovely spot. Miss q Beckett was obliged to
go South for her health some weeks ago. She
had broken down through overwork and has
had to devote all her time In Florida to getting
we'll II the weather does not get too hot Miss
| a Beckett will remain month at Saint Angus
tine.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

Miss Elita Proctor Otis has ceased to be a
New York editor. The young lady has re-
turned to Paris, having disposed OF the Sdtu'-
dap Re uiep wnile she was here. believe the
fair Miss Oils did not drop very much on this
venture OF hers into Journalism, although 1t
has not been a money-makinR one. She has
given editing fair trial and has had enough
of It
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The st. Chrysostoms Athletic Association
Will hold its annual stag Tomorrow evening at
their rooms, $50 Seventh avenue, corner OF
Thirty-nintn street. Among the men who will
DO turn are jim Butler, Varuns b. c. Ed
Lober, Brooklyn A. T.. Rob Riley, Standard A.
c.; Mike Brock, West Sile A. c. Dick Dune
and II. Saulzman, Of the Seventy-nrst Regi-
ment A. A.. Jack Frazer, Ed McSorley and
Joe Hanley. Of the ST. Chrysostom's A. A. :;
Max Trelberg and X. Lutterweisser, the we'll
known wrestlers. The wind-up will be bat
tie royal between four colored men.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

The yellow mustaches which used to accom-
pany Policeman Wood In his career have been
80 curtaiied that 1t is now difflcult to Identify
that worthy. They used to noat In the air Ike
corn -husks. but they have had two or three
inches removed from their extremities, and
p Policeman Wood has lost mis- one monumental
claim to distinction. How can q man tribe
with greatness thus?
The evening world., 1891-04-20

passed a "salvation Army" place the other
day and felt how much more likely It would be
to trap the unwary sinner II the coloring were
not so deHantly bad. Why they should put
themselves out to make their tabernaces nlde-
ous It Is hard to see. 1t couldn't be az ugly as
Il IL without some effort to make II go.
The evening world., 1891-04-20

He measures ow the dress she buys
Mlrhin the dry goods store.
An the seA,ide soon, perhaps,
Iie'll measure 1t once more.