The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-03-07
NO. 40.
A BARGAIN IN CRABS.
How DIR. Tompkina Found Halt Enough
20 Fish for Haas All His Life.

90 Fish for Haas All His Life.
81 like 10 do little black bass fish-
ing now and then" said DR.. Tompkins,
Of Penn Yan, "but I'm not ono Of those
enthusiastic people who can't get along
without H. The other day, though,
friend Of mine came in with fine catch
of bass, and the sight of them rather put
mo in the humor Of going out and getting
lot myself.
"What did You catch en- WITH l
asked my friend.
"Crabs," he said.
"Wo call crawfish CRABS In Penn
Van. | had heard before that crabs
were good bait for black bass and think
ing that | might get some fun out Of
them as well as anybody else l went
over 10 Lake Keuka outlet 10 bait.
banged around in the creek for three
hours turning up stones and stopping
about in the water knee deep, and sue
cceded in capturing five little crabs.
"Wcll, said 10 myself that isn't
very big lot Of bait to start on days
fishing with, but | guess won't have
any trouble getting two or three nice
bass, anyhow
81 was about leaving the creek when
| met n small boy. He was Penn Yam
small boy and he had nerve, and he
hailed me familiarly and said:
'Hullo, mister. What you after?
81 told him was gathering crabs for
bait, but that they were powerful scarce.
'What'll you give me to get you
someF inquired the small boy.
IL thought it would be n nice thing to
have "A couple Of dozen or SO Of crabs, for
I'd want 10 be going ont after more bass
the next day, and knowing what tough
and tedious time Id had getting only
five, thought I'd make it worth the boys
while spending II day tugging and sweat
ing among the stones, and so said I'd
give him five cents apiece for crabs.
"'How many II | git your he asked.
"'Oh, all you can,' | replied, feeling
that all he could get would certainly be
few enough.
"'All rightr he said, and l went up
the lake mile or so with my five crabs
10 get some bass for my supper. fished
all the rest Of the day and never got as
much as u bite. 1t was supper time
when pulled for home.
1.-THE next man that says crabs TO
me- said TO myself, it won't go well
with
"After supper l was sitting in my
office, feeling little sore yet over my
days fishing, when "a knock came to the
door. opened it, and there stood the
small boy had hired to gather crabs for
me- had forgotten all about him.
"'Hullo, mister" he said. Il got
somer
Grabs were the very last thing was
hankering after just then, but of course
u bargain was n bargain.
"'All right said. Fetch 'em in
"The small boy stepped aside and I'M
mediately appeared again, accompanied
by another small boy. Each boy lugged
in big tobacco pail. Each pail was
filed with crabs
"'Great heavensr I exclaimed. How
many haye you gotY
"'There's two thousan, mister said
the small boy | had bargained with.
But we'd "a got lot more if the pals
had been bigger
1.-TWO thousand crabs! If you'll take
the trouble to figure on that you'll find
that Mt five cents apiece 1000 crabs will
come to just an even 800, and that was
the price per crab had bound myself to
pay. While those boys had nerve I've
an idea that their ideas of financiering
were crude, for after some exceedingly
anxious and apprehensive argument with
them induced them to compromise on
a basis of labor by the day, and even
then they made such good thing out of
me that the next man who mentions
crabs to me will stand an excellent
chance of having the price of that days
work taken out of his hide returned
those crabs to Keuka outlet, and any
one who wants to may go there and
catch them-if they can. louisville