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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
HOw's This Z

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case OF catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure.
T. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo Ohio
We, the undersigned. have known f. J. Cheney
for the last 10 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and
financially Bile to carry out any obligations
made by their firm.
WEST & 1RuAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
ohio.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing dire ty upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price IS cents per bottle Sold by all Druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
PRETTY, RuT MOI PlOuS.

She was smart and she was pretty, and her
elders thought her witty, and she tripped
the light fantastic like a fay.
She could read both French and Latin, and was
sweet in print or satin, and would make
your bosom heave to hear her play
But in single life she tarred and she never.
never married, and she'll doubtless be u
maiden till she dies.
For she babe a proud defiance to the culinary
science, and she never knew the mystery
OF PIES
-BurliRqton Free Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

HELEN GARDENER. author Of 'Is This
Your Son, NY Lord ?" the novel which
is creating such furore in the East, is
about 80 years old. She is a really
beautiful woman, little above medium
height, of well-rounded proportions,
with an intellectual face, deep brown
eyes, full red lips, and high, broad fore
head. She possesses radical views, and
is terSo strong writer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
A Fact.
(ErorD m 1ptpryiayy N Y Hold

In an interview with a leading drug
house the N. Y. World, Nov. 9. 1890, gives
the following comment on the proprletors
OF reliable patent medicines:
''IIe is q specialist, and should know
more of the disease he actually treats than
the ordinary physician; for while the latter
may come across say fifty cases in a year
of the particular disease which this medl-
cine cOmbatS. its manufacturer investigates
thousands. Don't you suppose his pre-
scription, which you buy ready made up
for 90 cents, is likely to do more good than
that of the ordinary physician, who
charges you anywhere from So TO $40 for
giving it, and leaves you to pay the cost OF
having 1t prepared?
1.-The patent medicine man, too, usually
has the good sense to cOnfine himself to or
binary, everyday diseases. He leaves the
physician cases in which there is immedl-
ate danger to life, such as violent feverS.
lie does this because, in the treatment OF
such cases, there are other elements OF I'M
portancc besides medicine, such as proper
dieting. good nursing, knowledge OF the
patients siren 9Th and so on. here there
is no absolute danger to life, where the
disease is one which the patient can dag
nose for himself, or which some physician
has already determined, the patent medi-
cine maker says feareSSly: Il have q
preparation which is better than any other
known and which will cure YOU In nine
cases out of ten his statement is true"
This is absolutely true as regards the
great remedy for pain, st. Jacobs Oil. 1t
can assert without fear of contradiction.
Z that 1t ID a prompt and permanent cure OF
pain. 1t can show proofs OF cures of
chronic cases of 20 80 and DO years stand
ing. In truth iG rarely ever fails If used
according to directions. and large pro-
portion OF cures is made by half OF the con-
tents of a SINGLE bottle. 1t is therefore the
best
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

The other day newspaper contained
the headlines: "Gen. Miles ordered to
capture the hostiles without harming
them" Somebody Immediately started
the report that Miles had ordered from
the department three barrels of chloro-
form, 1000 sponges and an equal num-
Der of long poles.-Helena MONTE hide
pendent
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
A Cough
and Group
Medicine.

her Bible. It must
contain nothing violent, uncertain,
or dangerous. It must be standard
in material and manufacture. 1t
must be plain and simple to admin
lister; easy and pleasant to take.
The child must ike it. 1t must be
prompt III action, giving imrnedi-
ate relief as childrens' troubles
come quick, grow fast, and end
fatally or otherwise i'll a very short
time. It must not only relieve quick
but bring them around quick, as
children chafe and fret and spoil
their constitutions under long con-
fnement. 1t must do its work III
moderate doses. A large quantity
of medicine III a child is not desira-
bic. 1t must not interfere with the
chi1d's spirits, appetite Or general
health. These things suit old as
well as young folks, and make Bo-
schee's German Syrup the favorite
family medicine. q
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

BLINKs during heavy rain)-"Did
you run over and ask links for that UNI
brella | lent him last night?" Of
flee Boy-"Yes, sir; he says he's
very sorry, but the umbrella is wet yet,
and he wouldn't like to return it in that
condition. He says he will carry it
Eame tonight and dry it by the fire. p
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

WHY rub, and toll, and aUedr out your
self and your clothes on washday, When,
ever since 1864, DObDinS' Electric Soap has
been offered on purpose TO tighten your Ia
Dor, and save your Clothes Nol0 try it.
our grocer has it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

For $1,000 we will sell you an elegant
gents watch, gold filled case, with a
fine seven-jewelled American movement.
Write for circular. Lord Bros. Jewelry
Co., 131 Grand Avenue. Milwaukee,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

TEAcHER-"Now, Johnny, you may
explain to me the difference between a
king and a president. Johnny
kings are born and presidents get
there. ''-Bufalo Express.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

HEREAFTER let the redskins have
more ration ard less oration-Plsila-
delphi0 Times
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

WOULD you think that refinement is ac-
quired by the use of SAPOLIO? Yes.
''Cleanly habits refine the mind" 1t is a
solid cake of Securing Soap.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned. Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye w orl1s. z46 w.
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

For every hour of pleasure the aver
age intimate friend" gives you, he
makes you two hours le-Atchi
sen Globe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHES'
are excellent for the relief of Hoarseness
or Sore Throat. They are exceedingly eff
fective. - Christian Worta, London, Eng.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

sHWELL, doctor, how do find our beef
steak ?'' "Ve-y small for its age. -
Fkeqerde BlagtteT.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

THE Russian who committed suicide
at Monte Carlo isn't the first man who
has seen his last troubles there.-Boston
Herald
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

DAINTY candies that children cry for are
Dr.. Bulls Worm Destroyers. They please
the children, but they kill the worms.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
Establish ed 1866.

NJ. EIFFEL, of tower fame. is candi
date for seat in the French Senate.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

Best. easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists Soc
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

BEEcHAM's pills cure. SICK Headaehe.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
From Sciatic Rheumatism.


Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
20 ali and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists- Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK. N.Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28
DO You Cough :?

Don't delay. Take Kemp's Balsam, the
best cough cnre. 1t Will cure your coughs
and colds. 1t will cure sore throat or a
tickling IN the throat. It VIII cure pains in
the chest 1t Will Ire influenza and bron-
chitis and all diseases pertaining to the
lungs because it is q pure balSam. Hold it
to the light and see how clear and thick it
is. You will see the excellent effect after
taking the first dose. Large bottles 50
cents and 81
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

HOPELESS HoPE.-He-"M hope P"
She-'Yes; if you will promise never
to refer to the matter again. "-Life.
GosL1NE-"Miss Roxy is little chic,
doncher know" Dolley Eyes; but
not spring chic "-Harper's Bazar.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-01-28

Syrup :

For children a rned1-
cine should be abso-
1r1tely ella bic. A
mother must be able to
pin her faith to it as to
her Bible. It must
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

DR.. j. C. Aver & Co. are among the
heaviest advertising firms in the
world. Their annual outlay ranges
from S25O,CcO to 100000. When
asked how they were able to decide
that this immense expenditure in ad-
vertising paid them, they replied:
because we have tested it thor
oughly, and proven to our satisfaction
that we cannot drop the advertise,
ments. For two years we stopped all
our advertising in Indians. Although
our medicines have been sold IN that
state for thirty years or more, and
were as familiar as household names,
their sales dropped off SO that at the
end of the two years there were less
than one-third of the amount sold
while advertising. We made the
same experiment in two other states,
with similar results. When we again
placed our advertising we got back
our oldtrade. Is not that satisfactory
proof that our advertising is necess-
ily?'
Business men who claim that. be-
cause they advertised years ago ano
thereby become well known to the
public at that time that it is not nee
essary to again advertise, should prof
it by the experience of the above
named firm.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

Minnesota product was best fitted TO
withstand the competition of any and
all comers he would have named her
ice crop. But now the Minneapolis
Brewing Association is putting q fifty
thousand dollar refrigerating apparat-
us into its new brewery, and we sub
NIT thai the time is ripe for strike
against the CALLING competition with
brains which we are forced to meet
at every turn. These fellows who are
ever scheming to upset and supplant
old ways of production with some of
their internal tangled jugglery, are
by this last act self-convicted of total
want of sentiment, and their perform
ance borders so near to the impious
that they may not hope to escape the
wrath of loyal people. 1t has come
to a pretty pass when the generous
work of our great patron-we had
nearly written saint. Frost, must
by their low scheming be made to COM
pete with the cheap labor of Ohio oil
or Illinois coal. What adds insult tC
injury, what "rubs it in" and makes ii
altogether unbearable to our people
who are above all things proud Of
Minnesota's lakes and streams anC
their beautiful winter harvest, is the
introduction of fire and steam into
ice making. We warn these scientif'
ic scoundrels, for all we know
are in the pay of the fuel barons,-
that it would be none too bad TO
them should our good old patrol
turn on them with some device TO
heating our buildings with the beauti
full crystal harvested from our lakes
Such retaliation would be strict,
proper when the provocation is con
sidered, and would be heralded witt
delight by loyal people.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

E1s Of NE4 Sec p, Mt II Special Bargain IL
We have land in Sections 4. 25, -, 81, IS q 35.
TOWE OF HODGES, l2i---n.
Wc have land In Sections !, - d II.
TOWN OF !'NAMNA&, i?5--4.
We have land In :, ctirns {, II, 10 and %.
TOWN OF SWAN LAKE, 126--a..
We have land in ~ ctions 3. ard 81.
TOWN OF RENDSVILLE. 12G-4@.
We have land in Sections 5, 13 -, 81 and 33.
TOWN OF MORRIS. i@5--,!!22.
We have land In Sections >, Z, IS and 20.
TOWN OF DAENEN, !2l--i2.
We have innds In Sections 8. 1G and Sc.
TOWN OF HORTON, 123--42.
SEL Sec Il, at n Downright Bargain ftaken
soon.
We have land I'm Sections B. 5, Is, II, 10. 23, 25,
q, 20 and 3d.
TOWN OF SCOTT, 124--43.
We have lands at n Bargain in Sections 5, Z,
II. 15 10, %, y, 20, 81, 3S and S5.
TOWN OF PEPPERTON. 1878.
VIZ of SWI and VIZ of NWH Sec 8, "Dirt
Cheap" and must be sold soon. If you
want a bargain, this is one. Also
SEA of SWH. Mex OF SWH, and SNA OF
>E!I or Sec 36, at n remarkably low
price. 1t is certainly worth while 10
investigate this. And here is another:
The SEI cf SEN OF Sec 10, and the SWH OF
Sc 20, 200 ucres of very fne land nj Il
very low price and on such terms that
will actually aStOniSh you.
We also have lands in Sections, 3, 5,9, Is, IL
10 II. 2s, 20, 81, 81 and s3.
TOWN OF pONNELLY. 126--ta.
| In This town we have lands in Sections :, 70
| -, Il, % H"d a..
TOWN o. EIDOKADO, EG+t.
w . lave l,IiS IN Sections 70, - and u.
| TOWN OF EVERGlADE, 125--54.
We Off at an especial bargain FOR shor
| time only, the SE1l Sec 10 and the Mel
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
Bacteria Killed by Electricity.


The disease producing bacteria may
be killed by a current of electricity, as
has been shown by experiments with
bottles of water containing them. by
passing the current from battery
through loop of wire suspended in the
water it was found that a small voltage
was sufficient to deprive the most active
bacteria of life. The consumption ba-
cillus died under two and quarter
| volts, while other more hardy species
could not survive more than three volts
! and a half.
Unfortunately, this electrical method
would be too expensive and troublesome
for the householder to pursue. 1t is sug-
| gested, therefore, that cities or water
companies shall perform the entire task,
delivering the water to consumers in a
condition guaranteed harmless. Accord
ing to the plan proposed the killing Of
the microbe is to be accomplished at the
reservoir Nothing could be easier than
to apply the energy of a battery by a
current at one place in the supply pipes
as to kill with absolute certainty every
microbe that passed through in the iow-
ing water.
| A dynamo with capacity of 1000
volts would do the work perfectly for
the biggest possible pipe, Staying all the
bacteria going through and rendering
innocuous all the millions of gallons
daily that metropolis consumes. All
that is necessary is that length of the
pipe shall be made of insulated material,
and through holes in its sides will be in
serted wires representing the poles of the
battery-positive on one side and mega
tive on the other. Set the dynamo going,
and the current springs through the wa
ter, filing it with powerful electric
waves necessarily fatal to all living or
ganisms floating in the stream.-New
| York Telegram.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

The New York Sun, the ablest pa
per now supporting the Democratic
party, makes the following exceeding
ly pithy comments upon the efforts
of Ex- President Cleveland and other
prominent Democrats to persuade the
people that the protective tariff is
running the country:
From all parts of the West, from
all parts of the country, comes the
same story. The crops are good,
business is good, the spirits and the
hopes of the people are high. If but
half of the expectations are realized
we shall be thankful.
This well satisfied and thriving
country the Coricana Gorden and
the Claimant Cleveland have under
taken to persuade that it has been
ruined and still is being ruined by
the protective tariff. These two sing
ular compounds Of mountebank and
crank want the Democratic party to
shut its eyes, stand on its head, and
say to the farmers, whose barns are
bulging with grain, "Your grainaries
are empty on account of the tariff; :
to the iobbers and the country store,
keepers, whose stocks are being sold
as fast as they are ordered, "You are
prevented from doing business by
the tariff" to the laborers, whose ser
vices are in greater demand than ever
"You can find no work ON account o1
the tariff" to the well dressed, "You
are naked on account of the tariff; :
to the well-to-do, "You are paupers or
account of the tariff" to nation di
gesting it's dinner with enjoyment ano
peace of mind, "You are starving or
account of the tariff"
If the Democratic party were suf
fciently far gone with paresis to b.
scared by the croaking of these ridicu
lous crows, it would be laughed ou
of sight in 1892. Hired weepers arr
not in demand at wedding feast
and crows are hunted with shotguns
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

C.an,n4ati Tinas-S5or The New
Eori. ;I'..:..>S say IA. pensions II this
country cost about as nuch as 1t does
to maintain the Russian army. The
comparison is an odd one, since the
Union army saved a great republic
from being dismsmbered, while the
Russian army represents the ambi-
tions and fears of an absolute mon
arch. The Times should give equal
attention to the fact that while Rus-
sia is offered only IS for its new loan
the United States can obtain par at
half the rate of interest. By credit
ing the financial difference to Ameri-
can patriotism the balance sheet OF
the Times will have a different bal
appearance. So.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
HOW'S This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured 10y taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J, CHENEY & Co, Props,
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned have known
F. J. Cheney the past 10 years, and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions, and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by their
firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio, Walding, Kinnan. & Mar
vim, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Price,
75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
Quick Time and Best Route.

The route to western Iowa, Nebras-
ka, Kansas, Colorado, and the south
west is via the Great Northern to
Sioux City. Leave Morris at 1856
a. m. Leave St. Paul at $40 p. m,
Minneapolis 7:15 p. M, arrive at
Sioux City 7:15 a. M; leave on the
Union Pacific at S:25, reach Denver
in thirty-six hours, Ogden and Salt
Lake in two and half days, and
other points in southwest in quick
time. For full particulars see L. A
Hamblen, agent of the Great North
ern Railway. 43t3
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

of the United States. On the con-
trary, under the new tariff act, the
volume of our foreign trade has
proportions never before attained and
the official figures give the lie direct
to the free trade editors of the Demo
cratic press who maliciously misrep-
resented the provisions of the MckiG-
ley law before their actual operation
was known. The government report
of foreign commerce in August shows
an increase in the exports of merchan-
disc of S1O,OS7, ,761 over the previous
month. Compared with the same
month in preceding years the exports
were larger than they were year ago
by $16,563, ,43S, and larger than in
August, 1880 by $13O2S,202. In two
months of the present fiscal year
July and August the exports show
all increase of nearly S25, 5,OOO,OOO over
I the similar period of 1880, and nearly
$24, 100000 over the like period OF
1889. During the twelve months
ending with August, the exports show
an increase of nearly S54,0C0,OOO over
the preceding year and nearly Sl47,
100000 over two years ago. AS the
Mckinley law was operative during
July and August and during nearly
eleven months of the year from which
the above figures are taken, no higl
order of intelligence is necessary t.
determine whether the free trade edi
tors lied or told the truth when the.
declared the Mckinley law woulc
cause decrease i'll the foreign trad
of the United States.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
A Fairy Tale.

A famous woodSman once boasted
that he could find his way through q
wilderness and return by the same path
Being tested, he carried with him a
slender thread, which should serve as a
guide for the return trip. Reaching the
end of his journey, he lay down to rest.
While he rested came the genius of in
dustry and breathed upon his thread and
changed it to two SHINING ribbons of
steel. 1t was a railroad. Thongs of
people whirled past him in luxurious
cars, and he read upon the train the
mystic legend: Wisconsin Central!"
For tickets, berths and full informa-
ton apply to any ticket agent.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
ROSE HANGED.
The Murderer of Moses Luflin Executed
Mt Redwood Falls, Mimi.

The Murderer of Moses Lufkin Executed
at Redwood Falls, Mimi.
REDWOOD FALLS, Mimi, Oct. 16.-
William Rose. the murderer of Moses
Lufkin. was hanged here at 1850 a. m.
After eating hearty breakfast the con-
demned man walked to the gallows with
the utmost composure. He bade good
bye to all, and the black cap was ad-
iusted and the trap sprung. There was
a dull crash and the rope parted square
in two three feet above the neck of the
condemned man. He fell in heap un-
conscious. Without word being spoken
by anyone the limp body was picked up,
carried on the platform and laid down
face upward upon the readjusted trap.
The second moose, dangling from above
was pulled down, adjusted quickly and
the trap again sprung without any at,
tempt to raise him to his feet. Then en-
sued a slow process of strangulation.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

A Sauk Centre merchant advertises
prints at 81 cents yard. Great
heavans. That is away down below
the amount of the tariff on that arti-
Gle of feminine wear. And this, too
right square on the face of the decla-
ration of Ex-President Cleveland and
other free traders that the amount OF
tariff on any article IS added to the
price Of that article; or, in other words
the tariff is 4 tax, and the consumer
has to pay it." That Sauk Centre
merchant, whose name IS Nil. BlieI
should b. looneI aitar.
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21
uRUGUAYS UPRISING.
Fiftv-three Rebels Killed and as Many
More Wounded.

Fiftv-three Rebels Killed and as Many
More Wounded.
NEW YORK, Oct. 14.-The Herald pub
fishes dispatch from Montevideo, which
says that fifty-three of the revolutlonlsts
were shot and killed, and as many more
wounded in the recent uprising. The
number participating in the uprising
was about 600 men. 1t had been planned
to assassinate President Obez, and a
number of men had been detailed to per
form this work, but the plot was dis
covered in time to adopt measures for
the protection of the executive. The
government supporters declare that the
Catholic clergy are largely responsible
for the revolt, and that they urged the
iunta on its outbreak. Montevideo has
been placed under martial law: 1t has
leaked out that $780, 900 was offered the
colonel of the artillery to turn over the
town to the rebels, but that he refused
Morris tribune., 1891-10-21

Didn't you tell me you could hold
the plow?" said farmer to an Irish
man he had taken on trial.
BE aisy, now," said Pat. 'How
could | hould it and two horses pull
lin it away? Just stop the craytures
and I'll hould it for ye."