St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-03

I'm seventy-six years old, you see,
But I've got my eye on little Billee-
The man with whom l cannot agree.
Prince Bismarck
One of the most dispiriting facts connected
with the Italian imbroglio is that Ben Harri-
son will be compelled to postpone his swing
around the Western circle. The president
should not allow little thing like that to in
terfere with his plans.
Sympathy in double measure should be
given Chicago. She is not only afflicted
with the grip, but also with Garter II. Harri
SON.
Susan B. Anthony is right in her advice to
young girls not to snatch at every man who
draws salary. The man who can live on
the interest of his money, without drawing
salary, is the most eligible.
In view of the fact that he has the price. it
is confidently announced that young Hearst
can have California senatorship in few
years.
Owing to high water at Elwood, Kan,
large quantity of valuable real estate is said
to be daily tumbIing into the river The good
people of Elwood might comfort themselves
by paraphrasing an old song. the name of
which is now strictly tabooed in society
circles
Down went our lots to the bottom of the sea,
And they must be very wet,
For we haven't found them yet,
Though the taxes go right on,
Increasingly.
One of the secrets of successful advertising
consists in keeping your establishment and
the wares you have to sell before the eyes of
the public continually. The good advertisers
of the country never cease reminding you of
their existence. Their names, the location
and nature of their establishments are thrust
before you continually in the great daily,
weekly and monthly publications, and at the
moment you are ready to buy anything they
have to sell, at the same moment the names
of these advertisers flash before your minds
eye, and unconscious OF the influence their
advertisements have worked upon you, you
find yourself going to their places for what
you equire.-Reading (Pa) Eagle.
Lynch law is detestable and odious to the
genius of the American government. The
quickest way TO eliminate 1t from the Gus
toms of our people is to make bloody exam
pies of briber and bribed The fact that in
the New Orleans case the bribers were Ital-
ians should not blind us to that other fact
that the bribed jurors were Americans. IL
the Italians have become imbued with the
idea that every American mas his price, the
American is alone to blame. While the cow
ardly assassin is one against whom the hand
OF every honest man should be raised, the
juror who can be swerved from his duty by
the CLINT CT gold is one too weak, too despic-
able and too corrnpt to be allowed the free
dom of the United States. He should be
branded as an Ishmaelite, and driven from
the pale Of society, for he is, in fact nothing
but a social ulster fostering on the body
polite.
Warner Miller and party, on the gunboat
Petrol, has been wrecked on a coral reef
called the Roucado. They all got ashore, but
it is one more sad case of ''outside the
breastworks."
to the effect that now is the time to cry
havoc" and let slip Jim Blaine and other
dogs of war. But if the sunny South will
bend its pink ear forward we will gently
whisper that Jim is mot the man he used to
be-" Between Ben Harrison and the govt ne
is in bad way.
The attention of John NJ. Thurston, of Ne
braska, is called TO a New England criticism
of his recent appearance i'll Massachusetts as
a support of Bill Mckinley The article
states that while Bill was grand, almostWeb-
sterian at times, John was simply intense,
sometimes brilliant 1t is to be hoped that
the machine orator of woolly Nebraska will
take due cognizance of this slight, and when
he next seeks the sylvan environments of the
aesthetic bean, he will be loaded for bear. and
pour out such food of eloquent yitupera-
ton as viii make the descendants of the
Adamses, the " inthrops and the Everetts
arise as one man and exclaim, He's corker
from, away nm the preel