The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-12-03
All Sorts OF parasrapIisA
: Tie debtor is tie fellow wR6l

The debtor is tie fellow wao IS
st SIT anxious to haze his creditors ht
Oh his account.
- When putting up dried fruits, plaS 4
sassafras with them, end vermin will ID IL
trouble them. Y
- One reason why some people ~, !
not so wicked as. others, is because the 81
haven't had so good chance. X
= In Chicago "they are talking of
hotel which will accommodate thirty
thousand people at one time. &l
TO talk about charity heginaise
home is only another way of let.it peo-
ple know That We are stingy.
- Don't let anything keep yoSffom
the house of God which would notilkeep
you from your place Of business. =
- a trial convinces the most siSepSical
Car, ,fully prepared, pleasant to the IRastes
Dc Wits Cough and Consumption Snp ~
is valuable remedy. Wilhite q White.
- The Bank of England, which is the
great depository of bullion in there aim,
holds at ordinary times in its vaults
s125, 100000. :
- 4 gentleman in Tacoma recently
gave dinner to twenty.eight people,
the dining room being in the interior
of the trunk of o tree on his estate.
- Our experience covers many ills,
many pills and many bills. Our ills are
smaller, our pills are smaller and our bllis
arc smaller when We use De Wits Little
Early Riscrs. Wilhite & White.
- The only proper way to keep a
gun bsrrel in order is to wash it out with
boiling hot water, dry with linen sWsbs-
and oil with vaseline, or cylinder oil, ey-
cry time that it is used. 1t should never
be laid aside unattended to for day af-
ter firing.
"Father, did you ever have another
wife besides motherp "No, my boy.
What possessed you to ask such ques-
ton" because I saw in the old fant-
ly Bible where you married Ammo Domi
nj in 1885; and that isn't mother. for
her name was Sally Smith,"
- What measures are you taking to-
stop that cough? Let us suggest De
Wits Cough and Consumption Cure. 1T
is infalIible. Wilhito G Wilhite.
An old man, with head as destitute
of hair as watermelon, entered an
Austin avenue drug store and told the
clerk he wanted bottle of hair restorer.
(which do you prefer ?" II reckon I'll
take bottle Of red hair restorer. That
was the color of my hair when vas 9
boy"
- The winter hat which the ladies will
appear in soon is curiosity. 1t is made z
of wire beads and weighs pennyweights.
It is the size of hardshell crab, and the
shape of sore finger. The ingenuity of
men and women seen, to have been ex.-.
hausted in its conception. It's price is
full size.
1t is an established fact that De Wits
Little Early Riser's have an enormous
sale, and why? Simply because they are
pleasant in taking and happy in results: A
pill for the multitude Wilhite d Wilhite.
= The profits from fruit culture in
California are seen from the folloa
Raisin culture in Fresno Count
from $3.50 to $40O per acre, walnuts from
5000 to s4OO, apricots, peaches and prunes
average $3.50 per acre, and in the vicini-
ty Of Riverside the receipts PEI acre or
oranges have been rs high as $1,000.
-"You can't add different things TO.
esther," said an Austin school teacher.
eff you add sheep aud COW together,
it does not make two sheep or two cows"
A little boy, the son Of a milk-man,
helt up his hand and said, "That may
do with sheep and COWS, but if you add
quart of water to quart of milk, it
makes two quarts of milk. I've seen it
tried"
-"An honest pill is the noblest work
of the apothecary." De Wits Little z
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. Wilhite 81 Will :
hite.
- a negro prayed that his brethren
might be preserved fr6n their "upsettin'
sins.' "Brudder," said. one of his
friends, "you amt got de hasg Oh a5tE
ar word. lis beaettiu', not upsettin.s. ~
"Brudder," replied the other, "if dat'sso,
it's so. But wss praying de Lord to
save rs FROM de sir OBJ 'tozication; an
ef dol sin't an upsettin' sin I dunno
what ain."
If everything is to be condemned
and shunred except that which is abso-
lutely pure ard perfect then everything
nust he avoided. 4 mar must shun the
Church, because hypocrisy in some form
is there. He must shun society, for vices
of some sort are there. He must avoid
himself, for he is full OF imperfections. 1t
is better TO approve and appropriate the
good and let alone the evil Separate the
good apples from the bad, using ouly the
good, and The dumpliug will be health.
ful.
- Ignorance OF the merits Of De Wits
Little Early Rlsers is a misfortune. These
littlo pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and bilicusncss. Wilhito & Wilhite.
1t ia not always safe to marry the
daughter Of rich man, unle2a he shows
willingness 20 come down With the
sugar and sweeten the existence Of bis
daughter and bis chosen one. Here, for
instance, is E. A. White, Of Boston, who
died recently, leaving bis @idow half
million doi!ars and his son in law an old
umbrella. This was clear case of cru
city TO coafding mar which passes the
ordinary, and il is nnqueationsble if the
deceived youth will ever forgive the old
raprohate.
- You don't want a torpid liver. You
don't want Il bad complexion. You don't
want bad breath. You don't want a
headache. Then use De Wits Little