The Portland daily press., 1891-10-17
A wise Young woman.

| But to ask her to marry him he was afraid
| Because of catarrh, which she had very bad;
1 SO much so that often the youth was quite glad
| To omit, at the parting, the kiss of the lover.
The reason Of this she set out to discover.
"Catarrh makes me loathsome. It's fatal TO love,
| o, darling Adolphus, by all that's above,
vow III not lose thee II something there is
| To drive out catarrh and to sweeten q kiss"
So this wise young woman began searching for
cure, and good luck attended her. She found
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy at the drug store,
and felt convinced that preparation which the
proprietors had such confidence in that they were
willing to offer to pay $500 for a case they can
| not cure must be worth trying. She bought 1t,
| She tried it. 1t cured her. And when Adolphus
kissed her at the altar last week her kiss was as
| sweet and pure as roses In June.
Girls a word OF advice: If you want lover
to stay lover, you must get rid of catarrh. Do
as this sensible girl did. and get the only sure
remedy for this disgusting and dangerous disease
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
| 1t was In the Sunday school class and little
| "Lizbeth" had been listening with much interest
to the scriptural illustration of the shepherd and
"Now," said the teacher. "tell me who takes
| care of the Sheep"
"The shepherd" answered the class in chorus.
THAT Is right; and who else?"
There was silence for moment. Then little
hand was raised with II know, teacher"
And Liz'oeth answered with sincere emphasis,
"Bo Peep"-Washington Star.
You hardly realize that II Is medi-
cine, when taking Carter's Little Liver Pills.
they are very small; no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by their. use.
Why Not?
EIdarIv Ilut CVaI pracarvad Widow lin huqi-
ness)-This Is an employment agency, is it not9
Manager-It is, ma'am. What can L do for
"I want bright, active, capable young man
for typewriter! !'-Chicago Tribune.
To be free.from sick headache, bill
| iousness, constipation, etc., use Carters Little
Liver Pills. Strictly vegetable. They gently
stimulate the liver and free the stomach from bile
Accommodating.
A company of tourists are taken over the csstle
/ at Blois.
Keeper-The room which we are now entering,
/ ladies and gentlemen, is the very one in which
| the Duke OF GuSe was murdered.
TOurist-Beg your pardon came here rhree
| years ago and was showna room in the wing
Keeper (yery calmly)-The chateau was under.
| going repairs at that time.-Le Petit Parisien
1llustre.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is the quickest cure for all
blood diseases. Its effects are always beneficial.
Educational Note.
"Are you learning much in school?" asked
| Colonel FizZetoa of his son Johnny, who is a
| student at the University Of Texas
Johnny shook his head.
"Why don't you learn?"
''Well, you see, pa. the class is too big. The
professor is kept so busy licking the boys tnat he
| ings.
To cure any scrofulous disease or humor, try
Ayers sarsaparilla. 1t cleanses the blood.
Satire In Art
rigment-pm going to send domestic satire to
Parkins-What is it to be?
Pigment. Pm making picture Of our cook.
York Sun.
Buckingbams Dye is the,best preparation made
| to color the beard brown or black,
That is the Question
"It is too bad that the bristles in a handsome
hair-brush like this do not last as long as the
back, !" said the visitor TO yohnny's mother.
They WILL" put in Johnny. ruefuly. "Ma
uses the back of that brush good deal.-Har-
per's BaZar.
Acefd of unusual severity developed into
difficulty decidedly catarrhal In all Its characters
tics, threatening return of my old chronic NAL
ady, catarrh. One bottle of Ely's Cream Balm
completely eradicated every symptom of that
painful aud prevailing disorder.-E. W. Warner,
Rochester, N. Y.
B. Usted-Hello, SMITH Say, old boy, can you
tell me where can get good overcoat for fif-
teen dollars?
Smith-Why, yes. There's a good house light
across the street.
B. Usted-Thanks. mithy. Could you perhaps
also tell me where get the fifteen dollars p
Clothier and Furnsher.
When began using Elys Cream Balm my
catarrh was so bad had headache the whole
time, and discharged a large amount of filthy
matter. That has almost entirely disappeared
and have not had headache since.-J. III. SOM
mers, Stephney, Conn.,
He Would Remember.
Waiter-Guests usually remember the waiter
here, sir.
Uncle Si-Do they? Waal, I'll take a good
look at you. You amt got no Marks but l guess
I'lkn We again when see you.-New York
Press.