St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-07
WHAT THE EDITORS SAY.
Breezy Comments on Men and
Measures From Esteemed Con-
tempOraries.

Breezy Comments on Men and
Mea sures From Esteemed Con-
temporaries.
Senator ingalls, is renewing his ac-
quaintance with truth by writing a SON
net on it for New York newspaper
Providence Journal.
The Democrats refuse to say ''Good
boy" to Tommy Reed, the rotund and
the sly. And yet it fills their swelling
hearts with JOY to change the phrase a
little to Goodbye. New York Con-
tinent.
The daughter of the queen of England
and mother of the emperor of Germany
slipped out of Paris two hours in adj
vance of the time announced, guarded
by 500 policemen. The French have
not forgotten Sedan. and the Germans
will be more than human if they soon
forget the treatment given the mother
or their sovereign.
The appointment of Senator Blair to
be minister to China is eminently fit.
He is more Chinese than American in
his ideas, and besides. he can do no
harm In China.-New York World.
The North and South will entertain
for each other this year klndier and
more friendly feelings than ever. That
is to say, it is prophesied that the
watermelon crop Will be unusually
large.-New York Herald.
Lines written for an album by David
B. Hill: Better that ten Connecticut
malefactors should escape than that |
should lose an opportunity of getting in
little work for my own political boom.
New York Tribune.
Germany will have its hands full if
the emperor attempts to discipline Bis
marck for his utterances and france for
its treatment of the eX-EmpreSs Freder-
lex at the same time.-NeW York News.
Col. Ingersoll declares that "a pure
Havana cigar is lie.' Some dealers in
pure Havana cigars of Pennsylvania
production must have been imposing on
the cOlonel.-Cincinnati Commercial
Gazette.
Natural gas is giving out. and con-
greSS is about to adjourn. 1t looks as if
the only hope of eloquenee is in the
spring and summer crop of educational
and charitable nventions.-Baltimor
American.
The two-story ferryboat is a Iogical
OutgrOwth of our era. Wherever his
temporary lot be cast, the citizen insists
upon an opportunity of getting up
stairs. When the versatile Moody Boyn-
ton and his bicycle railroad come whirl-
ing upon us, we shall have two-Story
railway cars, toO.-New York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
DepOpulator Porter has caused the ar
rest of Census Taker Theme for falsi-
flying the count of his district. This
step will tend to deter others from testi-
flying as Theme did, but it does not
tend to confirm the substantial accu-
racy" of POrter'S miscount.-New York
Evening Telegram.
A mixture of beer and champagne is
called Bismarck in Germany. In this
country it is usually called drunk and
disorderly.-Chicago Evening Post.
Church congregations now are mostly
made up of women. The preachers are
nearly all men. When the preachers
shall be nearly all women will the ma
jority in congregations be men?-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
The miner who fell 125 feet down
Colorado mine shaft and still lives. should
send his photograph to st. Frisbie Hoar.
The Bay State statesman would like to
know OH what soft material the miner
eaSed his fall.-ChicagO Times.