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The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
WHO CAN TELL?

Where to find fiat house that isn't
owned by the janitor7
Or where the tenants have any rights
beyond paying rent once month, with
the privilege of making it twice a
month if they please2
What right Undertaken Mckee had to
bury Mclaughlin funds Without giving
the boys chance to be in at the wakee
If Martin Ward isn't pretty near right
when he says the cabalistic letters 8. p.
c. A. merely mean Small Potatoes Can't
Aggravated
What DR.. Gordon's political ambit ion
really isl
Whether he wants to be Mayor. Coy
ernor or PRESIDENT
Or is he willing to consolidate the three
and take them ALP
Why the police don't raid those gamb-
bliug houses on Washington street?
Or whether they know they are thereY
And If not, If they would like some one
to corral them in corner and pour the
information into their ears9
And what it would be worth.to hear or
not to heari
When Jersey City win have water that
man can drink without feeling that he
has put deadly affront upon his stom-
ach?
Whether the Somers plan OF blowing
off the MIGRANTS will improve the bever-
age'
And, if so, why was it not done long
agos
And whether the process is anything
like that OF blowing on the boys before
election?
When Pete Morris will get those coun-
terfeiters?
Whether Carey has got away on his va
cation YETI
And, il so. by what avenue he escaped
from the city9
And whether thar valise and umbrella
accompanied hims
And, ii not, who has them. anyhow
Why Christie Smith cannot do as good
work in the way of suppressing gangs as
be used to when only captain in the
Second precinct9
And how soon he will try his hand at
the business?
And if now isn't the best time that
could possibly be selected?
Whether an outing isn't better than an
inning. especially at this season, even if
fellow does happen to be baseball en-
thusiast?
Why Van Houten Post secured the
Sirius for It's excursion next Wednesday,
And if the members don't know that
an excursion is never a Sirius business?
Whether, If the Andrew j. Boyle AS
sociation picnic were clam expedition,
it would be a Boyle or a roast?
Why some one don't muzzle the singing
girls in the Washington street concert
saloon2
Why Judge Kimmerly asked, "who is
the policeman on that posti"
If Roundsman sWelsh wouldn't like
that beat?
Why Police Court Clerk O'Connell di l
not go to Asbury Park yesterday
VINO will be the first fool to jump off
the bridge over the Hudsons
Where under the sun is Jimmy VIM
terss
Win King Simon Kelly fash his dia-
mond on all his subjects?
Who taught John Boyd how to dancer
When. Joe Cutley will go to Morris
Plains2
How Pat Buckley got richs
Why he and Martin Ward were never
partners?
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
NORTH HUDSON.

The past week has been notable
one in North Hudson. The big VolIxs-
fest made things lively in all the
towns. 1t is thought that over seventy
five thousand strangers were in Union
Hill during the four days that the big
festival lasted. Eidorado did not draw
its usual crowds last week. The man
agement say that it was due to the big
festival in the Schaetzen Park.
The case of Policeman Thomas
Quirk, OF West Hoboken. who is
charged with having dubbed citizen
Paul Berger, an account OF which APP
peared exclusively in the JERSEY
Cry News at the time has been re-
ferred to the Police Committee of the
West Hoboken Council. There the
matter is likely to end.
Work on ST. Augustine's new paro-
chial school house, in Union Hill, is
being rapidly pushed. The school
will be lasting credit to the zeal of
the popular pastor, Father Brady.
1t was simply shameful the way
that the Union Hill park police
worked in with the swindlers at the
Volksfest. 1t is said that the commit
tee will arrange so that some other
ponce VIII protec5 the PARK at theif
next Dig Iessival.
Assemplyhlan usner was the VlcIllh
OF picKpocKets at lne lestival. ne
hung ms coat ana vest on rack IN
the powilng alley, and when ne Went
TO don them again ne missed some
money and valuable papers.
MISS Louise Llcntner, pretty
young woman, foreiady IN Llcntner's
shirt manufactory on Lewis street,
Union Hill, was stabbed with pair
OF shears III the hand by Pollsh Jew,
an employe OF the factory, last Tues
day. The fellow became lnfurlated
because the young forelady found
fault with his work.
Ellsworth Post, Sons of Veterans,
held their annual picnic at S5urnes
Atlantic Garden, on the Weehawken
Boulevard A large crowd attended
and an enjoyable evening was spent.
Tomorrow evening Mr.. Philip Lehr
of Ann street. West Hoboken, will be
married to Miss Lille Buckhardt of
Jersey City Heights. The ceremony
will be performed by the Rev. Mr..
Shoppe OF Union Hill.
Miss Annie Lewis OF Main street,
Union Hill, is visiting friends at the
Delaware Water Gap.
The three Union Hill fire companies
are temporarily located in building
on Palisade avenue. The old Town
Hall will be torn down.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

The splendid success of the O'Neiil
outing last Monday has deepened the
purpose Of the McLaughlins to make
their outing on September "a an oc-
casion to be remembered. Numerous
committees are even now hustling
to complete arrangements. Tickets
are out, and it is said a list OF speak
ers has been prepared. Those who
are generally designated as the know
ing ones" say that there will be some
good political sensations shortly after
the repast.
Chief of State Police Feeney thinks
the alligator should go along. As no
one has as yet made any objection,
the scaly hided reptile may be one of
the unique features of the procession.
Druggist Mooney has given consid-
cradle time to strengthening out the
Mckee difficulty, and he has the APP
probation OF the members for his
hard work.
President Minahan promises that
there will be over one thousand men
in line at the outing.
Frand Schupner. one of the newest
members of the club, is a popular
Young down town business man. He
mas enteIeu iutO CluU 1llS WlIh GA
thusiasm.
Frank Herrick has left the Wells
Fargo Company.
Sergeant Reardon has returned to
this city after lively time in the
Catskills He has some charming
photographs as souvenirs.
Tom Dooley is still at work on that
blonde lnustache. Itanow fetches at
200 yards. He wishes to have it fetch
at $50 yards.
The shooting gallery next door to
the rooms is always we'll patronized'
at night. 1t is said that Commission
er Madden is actively engaged in pis-
toll practice. Can it be that there is
to occur duel for head sweller?'
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

WE observed that Mr.. ex-P Prosecutor
William w. Wilson's organ, the Cen
trail Neec Jersey Herald, Of Elizabeth,
is not SO very courageous just now, as
II was little while ago. Its editor,
Mr.. w. s. Mexican, is in hiding while
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
THE 0S AND THE MACS.
Outings Seem to De the Fashion-Gossip
Among the Members.


Outings Seem to De the Fastion-Gcssip
Among the Members.
Memories of the o Neill Association
outing hang about the rooms like the
odor of fragrant cigar after its smok-
ing scents the air. They say that
Sergeant KelIy's platoon showed up
as the best marchers and walked like
the Old Guard. Apropos OF marching
the boys say it is not. so hard to de-
eide which platoon marched best as 1t
is which marched worst.
There is a great discussion at the
club rooms as to how much Nat f'oW-
Ter ate at the outing. Some contend
that he ate all the time, others that
he ate but most Of the time. Be
tween both parties a fierce battle
RACES. Nat is the only one able to de-
eide it and he win not
Chic McNally is not feline nor is
he lover OF oats, and it is because OF
these facts that many members of the
O'Neils are puzzling their gray mat
ter to know what Chic was doing on
Dick Duh's shed last Friday after
noon.
Estimates as to how much 1t will
cost Poker Pete to enjoy his vacation
should be mailed to tine Secretary OF
the O'Neill Association. Amy person
sending in correct figures will be pre-
sented with Pete's remarkable trea-
tise on 1.-THE Kitty
One of the questions, the salutation
of which occupies the time OF the
clubmen, is How much are John
Coldblood Ahearn's annual win
nings p
II Mike O'Mara's foce has been
photographed upside down in the
outing picture, to what celebrated
parsonage in history will his whisk-
ers give him a semblance?
Pete Doyle has been playing the
stealing" gig quite heavily lately.
Does any one know in what way
Jerry Mari is SO much like George
Washington? The answer is very
hard so / will give it. Because Jerry
never told lie.
Hide your faces, champions in atel-
etic sports. and let the baseball king be
uncrowned. for behold great team
has appeared in the O,Neill Club and
the members have challenged the
world, especially the Mclaughlin
world. The team is Jenny Hennessy
and Pete Madden. Their challenge, it
is unique and unrolls before the en-
raptured vision unlimited possibilities
of happiness, of joy which makes for
ravishment. The challenge Is to drink
beer from the rising of the sun until
the setting. No, that's not it. am
wrong. It is from the setting of the
sun unto the rising, and as long there
after as necessary, against any other
team in this malt producing, brewery
blessed earth. And now for the chal-
lenges. One more extension to the
post Office, please.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

to be the very worst in the market.
If you get fooling with them, you see,
you are sure to get into trouble.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
BRANCH orFrOEs:
SUNDAY. AUGUST %. 1891.

This paper Is democratic In principles
and Is independent IN its viesDs on all
local questions.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

WHAT does the EpepiRg journal
mean by pottering over Civil Service
violations in Baltimore? Everybody
knows. and the Journal has admitted,
that the removal of Collector Erhardt
was fragrant violation of Civil Ser
vice law and rules. Now, if President
Harrison thus prostitutes his position
and influence, why waste valuable
time and bogus Indignation over the
doings of the small fry at BaltimoreS
The public may depend that if the
sins of the Maryland clique were in
the interest of Mr. Harrison and his
denomination, they will be trans
formed into virtues before news of
them reaches the White House-or
wherever the President happens to be
just now.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
A Good Example.

Pennsylvania is doing one thing
that every other State in the Union
may well initiate. BY every means in
its power it is endeavoring to assilni-
-Americanize-- foreigner
who comes to live within its borders.
That is what every one, foreigners
themselves as well as the native popu-
iation, should strive for.
We believe that every man who
comes here should remember his
Fatherland He would scarcely be a
valuable acquisition who could forget
the land that gave him birth. The
sight OF the .'old flag" the sound of
the old anthems, must ever thrill his
heart that is, if he be a man worth
counting in the ranks of the defenders
of the new nation to which
he belongs. But he need not
insist upon making the customs
of the old country the customs of the
new. He need not give his native
tongue preference over the language
spoken here. He need not conduct
his religious services in an alien
tongue, or conduct his schools and
educate his children IN foreign ways.
or ask to have the laws administer ed
in a foreign language for his benefit.
The United States should be para
mount in all things. And in this
matter Pennsylvania is setting a
valuable example to her sister States.
Let them follow in her footsteps -or
rather, let them seek to outstrip her
in the race.
1t will be best for the country and
all who live in it.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
Newark and the Water Sheds.

Newark and the Water Sheds.
The Newark Journal wants THE
JERSEY Cry News to tell it how
and where Jersey City is to get new
water supply, with a mild intimation
that it can't be done without pur-
chasing the supply by the gallon
from Newark. With all Difference,
THE NEWS can suggest cheaper if
not better plan. Jersey City can
wait until the Newark Journals
Uranium has become somewhat
further enlarged by hydrocephalus
and then tap its head
But, joking aside, if Newark's new
water system shuts Jersey City out
from all the available supply in the
State, how infamous a part she
played in opposing, during the last
session of the Legislature, the Null
lone bill. which sought to make New
arlx's surplus water available for
Jersey City's use.
If the Journal is right that bill
will go through next session with
bells on.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

WE wonder how many buildings
there are in Jersey City ready to col
lapse just like that awful death trap
in Barclay street.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

Mr. HARRISON should look out
when the Blaine boom jibes. But
then B. H. doesn't seem to care much
for jibes or quips or pranks, nor for
anything, in fact, except renomi-
nation
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

THE Newark Advertiser says one
string to Gov. Abbett's bow has snap
ped. Only one? Bless your heart,
the Governor will never know it nm
less some one tells him. He'll go on
shooting, and hitting the mark, just
the same.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

NEWARK is rather in the position OF
the late Mr.. Tantalus in respect to
that pure water supply which is SO
near-and yet so far from her thirsty
citizens. However, as long as Ballan-
tine and Kruger are in the land of
the living, water is matter Of second
AIRY Importance to Newark.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

THE proposal to subsidize the ma
tional guard of the states and bring it
into closer utilization with the Fedora
government is one more step in the
direction of Imperialism. OF course,
it is speciously yelled now, but the
dullest mind can easily penetrate
to the logical result. The pro-
posal is the first step tow
ards the creation of masterful
army, which is allied rather to the
National government than those of
the states, whose discipline emanates
from Washington, and which there
fore may be relied upon to obey the
central rather than the local authori-
ties.
This is a scheme worthy of Re
publican administration. When it is
realized, goodbye to American free
dom and the Federal system.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

THERE was news abroad yesterday,
and, of course, the Journal was
asleep. THE NEWS regular last
edition had all the main facts OF the
Barclay street catastrophe at $3.50
p. IN. The Journal brought out an
extra with fewer facts at $50.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23

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The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-08-23
FURNISHED ROOMS.

FURNISHED ROOMS WITH OR WITHOUT
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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-10-22
TRAIN ABLAZE.
Cotton. Cars and One Hundred Feet of
Rio Grandc Track Burned Near
Stephenville.
Special to the Gazette.

Special to the Gazette.
STRPHENvILLE, ERATH COUNTY, TEX,
Oct. 20.-A couple of carloads of cotton in
an east-bound freight caught fire last
evening about ten miles east Of this place
The cotton, cars ard about one hundred
feet of track were burned. The cotton and
cars are a total loss. The burn in the track
delayed the west-bound passenger seven
hours. The passenger was crowded and
an unusual number of women and children
were aboard. In order to make them CON-
Portable the gentlemen surrendered the
coach TO the sleeping beauties. The COM
mercial angels enjoyed another OPP
portunity to show their gallantry and
did so in surrendering their seats and over
coats to the comfort of the ladies'. and hied-
themselves away to the forest, gathered
sticks, logs, etc., and bull. a huge fire,
around which they gathered and told big
yarns and cracked Jokes while the track
was being replaced.
Jack Simon, the irrepressible news
''butch," made coffee and kept up the
spirits Of the crowd. Emit Smith. New
Orleans angel, gentleman noted for his
piety, entertained the crowd large portion
of the time with religious quotations from
Shakespeare.
Newton Lassiter, attorney for the Rio
Grande road, and Capt EFT. Amber Of the
commercial purity band'' discussed legal
technicalities ind the evils of early and
protracted courtships, and thought such
matters should receive the attention Of the
railroad commission. A great many COM
pliments We're pissed upon the Fort Worth
and Rio Grande trainmen last night for the
expeditions manner In which they handled
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-10-22
French Tariff.

PARIS Oct 2O-The senate tariff COM
mittee met again to day, when the subject
of admission OF American pork was debated
at considerable length. Finally the COM
mittee decided in favor of the proposition
to impose a duty of $50 per 500 on
sailed meats of all kinds, including
pork, ham and bacon, instead of one of
twenty francs which the chamber of depu-
ties had already passed. A syndicate of
wine merchants at meeting to-day adopted
a protest against the excessive tariff on ele-
mentary products, especially that upon
wines, which has already passed the cham
Der of deputies. The protest demands that
the senate modify the deputies bill in sew
eral important respects.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-10-22
Man,iainus suit.

A mandamrs suit was to-day brought in
the Travis :ty district court to compel
the commissioner of the general land office
to issue patents n5 on couple erns Of
county. Sam DeCordova, q land agent of
Austin, is the plaintiff, and William Won
Rosenberg is a co-defeDdant This is the
first attempt that has been made
since the 70's to mandamus a
state officer. Prior to 1881 the
practice was not uncommon of bringing
such suits against the heads of depart
ments to compel the performance, OF certain
specific acts, but in that year
the legislature passed a law forbid
ing such suits thereafter DeCordova
also asks for damages in the
sum of S5725 against the commissioner for
refusing to issue the desired patents. The
certificates were located in November.
1880 nno on two sections wb; OF W land
Won Rosenberg had previously located
Confederate donation certificates, but in
doing so had failed. as it is claimed, to
comply with the law in two important par
ticulars. First, he located his own pri-
yate claim in Runnels county and that of
the state or school fund some
where near the Rio Grande. and
alone would invalidate his location. But,
besides. he failed to return the field notes
of the survey to the land Office within the
year prescribed by law, and for that reason
the location became null and void. So
recites plaintiffs petition. There being no
location. therefore the land belonged to the
public domain and was subject to location
under PLAINTIFFS certificate.
AS to the law of 1881, which forbids the
bringing of such suits against the heads of
departments or other state officials, it is
held by the attorneys for the plaintiff that
it is unconstitutional, and cannot stand.
The constitution, say they, in express
words clothes the courts with power
and authority to issue writs
of certiorari. habeas corpus, mandamus and
others, and the legislature can not deprive
them of that power. There has
been more or less friction
for some months between Commissioner
McGaughev and the land agents, of whom
there are about fifty here. This is the first
direct attack that has been made on him
through the courts or otherwise.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-10-22

D. Senator sherman, Ex-Governor Foraker
And Na. Mckinley all addressed a meeting
IN Ola. ;nhiuE The whole day for the work.
1fat.,. ta... such men are continually upon
.lr,..lH. tor Mckinley has made from one
T. 1870 speeches every weekday since he
" aau8a-rI while Sherman and Fora
E.rfg.s .4c weeks past have been devOt-
'rr.t."ir Time 20 the work, is evidence
e...h aar the Republicans do not con-
s.rrr hey have any walk over in Ohio.
jerry Supson, who has been travelling in
the STATE. says that the farmers vote with
,le People party vote will be, he thinks,
IlUe OJAer people estimate il at $1,000,
". d he Prohibition vote at 5000. Any
uuG .u arpr0ach to such votes as the small
e.r i-4ras given here will give Maj. Nc
hi.e. 'Ha privilege Of becoming ! private
citizen for some time TO come.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1891-10-22

lu addition to the good news received by
tl- .aIy from Italy and France, Mr..
HISS has still another reason to rejoice
s44 DE glad. He has been much interested
il .'" work of Special Agent Murphy, sent
p, .a. apartment to Europe 10 convince
ias governments there of the advantage of
our gg.a products as a staple article of food.
american corn or maize has never been
properly enpreCiatcd by the European coun
ines ans Tue principal export trade il that
lie has been the shipping of corn across
,-7 .aaAc in the shape of pork. .Secre-
ltt EasE Is determined to convince our
German consul and others that there were
s'.. Uses even for our corn than feeding
], P. .Er and he sent Mr.. Murphy across
l.e wa.nr 20 initiate them into the delights
o. JoHNuy cake ''hoe-cake,n corn
pore fried mush." etc.
l.' experiment. was very successful. A
E..y committee has been appointed in
,'c.iry-l TO examine this new article of
lo-a, ard tie secretary has been informed
w.. rs report is very favorable. The com
L W.. -yy1WmendS that where the food of
Va German army has been made almost ex-
e.-s.'ev from rye bread, 1t be manufac-
.s.e- from equal portions of rye -four and
Cor' nal-. This composition, it is claimed.
h.s. d highly nutritious and palatable
article Oc food. The result of this
HNi-lOil, u - eNpcClSu,
Wa U.a.,e u great demand Tor American
yoErea, Trade in this article hitherto
1as ION confined to exports to Great
N'-4.n. Several American firms have been
t-a. d specially of II, much TO their ad
var .a-e and profit. Now that Germany is
Hi.lrE o. take il as an army food. the trade
y a".-. 20 increase. II is expected that in
NE rsr.prJcity negotiations now pending
VIII Germany, corumeal will be one of the
a'..'eS 10 receive the benefit of the treaty.
Secretary Rusk says il is an interesting
ID 20 con. emplate tue possibility of fur
L.s1.a- the greatest army in the world with
VoEA bread. In fact, America is in fair
way i3provide both the German and French
armies with bread and meat The French
army is now using almost exclusively Amer
Nia timed meats put in cans that can be
iisaA'-} attached 10 the soldiers haversack.
! S believed to be but question Of time
. ore the German army is likewise provis-