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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21
City Man.

A handsome Autograph map of the city
showing all the streets and location of tn
public buildings, etc. for sale at thi
flee. 99-t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Tire trains daily II each direction
betv cen " ieksts and Kansas Cry. wlea
is and St L1u-s. VA Missouri Pacific
railway. - II
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Night express for Kansas City. St. Louis
ana the east leaves Wichita at 9:45 p. M
Chair cars and Pullman sleepers on this
rain. Missouri p acifcrail way 1U7tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Blanks OF every description can be found
in ihe business Office OF the EAGLE. first
floor. in quantities 10 suit. Call 81 the
CoQcter Il
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Deeds, Mortgages, etc, Nebraska form
for Oklahoma, for sale at this office
Aderss the W ichit4EAGLE, Wichita Kan,
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Chicago express via the Missouri Pacific
railway, leaves Wichita at $40 N Chi
oago next mornia. O'Clock. Missouri
PaciSc railway lU7 Il
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

Take stage at Wharton for Saltwater;
Billy Snyder, proprietor. d4S tt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21
To AVOID DISASTERS.

When, in the SAUNDERS of midnight, a
man or woman dreams that he or she is
swimming it makes all the difference in
the world-or the water-whether his or
her head is under or above the surface IF
under, then look out for troubles, and
plenty of them, but if you are navigating
all right, with the placid element beneath
you, fatter yourself that you will live to
make all or most of your enemies your
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-21

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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

One night about fifteen years ago
Mason Clark had his schooner at anchor
In Port Townsend bay. While he was
sleeping the wind came up and looseneol
the vessel from It's anchorage. Ii drifted
all night. and in the morning lie found
himself lying quietly at tho mouth OF
Campbell creek, in British waters. in
front OF Blaine. lie had drifted sixty
miles hy wind and tide. and over that
same course the largest ships can sail
without tug.
About seven or eight years ago one
cold winter day John Gcisher went
abroad sloop which belonged In Mr.
llcnspeter and was anchored In Birch
bay. lie raised the anchor with the in.
tention of bringing the sloop ashore,
when strong east wind caught her and
she became nnmanageahle, at least, Il
him. and SO he iloated about for several
days ON the gulf with no fire and nothing
10 eat hut one raw goose. which he de
clared was delicious. lie finally brought
t up In Nauaimu, on Vancouver Island
only about sixty miles from where h,
/ started. In Just one week from the tim,
! the steamer Dispatch left him on boar,
+ the sloop he was back in Semiahmoo
arriving ON New Years Day, much I,
i the qualification 81 his friends, who ha,
given him up for lost. Blaine CIV. I.
! Journal.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

aid Jones, of the Jstfery Printing com
pany. was yesterday entertaining friend
who has just returned from summer spent
III Arizona Iiia friend told him that II had
been very warm out there and that he had
suffered intensely from the heat At this SID
naarysled greatly. saying that he had always
understood that the snmneFs in Arizona were
delightfully."- cool, and that pair Of blankets
were a neceSsity at night "No, you're
wrong, Sid" said his friend. "It was awful.
Why, just 10 give you an idea Of how hot IL
was, we hnd 10 feed our chickens cracked Ice
10 prevent their laying boiled egg And Sid
laid down bis hand and quietly passed out Of
the game. Chicago Herald
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
mE wno CAN TAKE ApyIcr
Il Equal Ia Wisdom "a Him who Can
Give its
cr.rkn. JUNG |. lsI.

CrsrER. June l, 1871.
Dr.. j. Eugene Jao,ian, Seaftis, Nash. My
DEAR Docros; am deeply indebted to
you. Your treatment for my troubles has
about restored me 10 health. When first
wrote you had about given up all hope Of
ever getting well, but under the influence
OF your medicines my symptoms have one
by one disappeared. For more than week
have not been troubled any with the burn
ing in my stomach. | can eat fruit now ;
and my bowels are more regular than they
have been for years. II seems too good to
be true, Please accept my heartfelt thanks
for the good you have done me. Most
thankfully yours, MIS-. G. HoLcoMn
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
m,oo nrwARn. stoo.

The readers 81 this paper VII BE- Pleaeed u
learn that there Ia Al ieati ems dreaded diseatF
that science has been nhie ~ rhfr IN Rit ~
sfares and thaf l. Cafefrh Halls Cafarrb Cure
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ieal fraternity. Catafrn, being c9nst tai4sensi
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Halls Caf6Frh Cure Il taken internally artltAK
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cnre send for list Of testimonials Address
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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18


for an inactive liver TO do its work,
exposes himself to all the diseases
that come from tainted blood.
Don't wait Languor and loss of
appetite warn you that graver ills
are close behind. You can keep
them from coming you can cure
them il they've come - with DIR.
Pieree's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's the only blood and liver medi-
cine that's guaranteed, in every case,
TO benefit or cure. Your money
back if it doesn't. Thus, you only
pay for the good you get. Can you
ask more? 1t clcanses the system
and cures pimples, blotches, erup-
tons and all skin and scalp dis
eases. Scrofulous affections, as
fever sores, hip joint disease,
swellings and tumors yield to
its superior Alternative properties.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
NORM Brsp. wash, May -, 1891.

NoRrn BEND. WASH, May ~, 1891.
DR.. j. T.. Jordan, SEATTLE, Wdsh.-DEARSiR:
have used your medicines a great deal in
my family with most astonishing results,
and now | want to try some for myself If
you can prescribe for me from symptoms
given, ! will forward money by return mail.
Yours truly, n. GLRoY.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Delaware is said TO have more Ii wing
ex-goyernors than any other state in the
Union. Five of theIn-B. T. Biggs, John
z. Cochran, James Ponder, John w
Hall and Charles L. Stokley--are still
engaged in active business
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

The late Diamond Joe" Reynolds was
q very plain man in his dress, and with
all his wealth he never owned resi-.
dence. He lived with his wife in plain.
ly furnished and unpretentious apart
ments- He left an estate reported to be
worth about 8. oOo. 600.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

II Is proposed doing away with the
old system Of lightning rod protection
and replacing the rods with narrow nib
bons OF copper, which will use up the en-
ergy Of the lightning aud save the build
ing from destruction.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

One of the horses used ON the stage
line near Albany has heavy mustache.
People who have examined the horse and
the remarkable growth Of hair ON its
upper lip say they never saw anything
To equal it.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Congressman John L. Mitchell, Of
Milwaukee, win be the richest man in
the next house. his fortune being esti.
mated at $I0, 900, 900.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Some very nobby gentlemen's furnish
ing stores order gloves for the dude Of
the period having pearl buttons in place
Of the patent button preferred by men
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

DIR. Jordan's office is at the residence OF
ex- Mayor Tesler, Third and James.
Consultations and prescriptions absolute
ly free.
Send for free book explaining the Histo'
genetic system.
CAUTION. The Histogenctie Medicines
are sold in but one agency in each town,
The label around the bottle bears the fol
lowing inscriptions: " Dir. J.sEugene Jor'
dan, Hstogenctic Medicine" Every other
device is fraud.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

The man who hauled the first load OF
sand used in building the Polk county,
la, peuitentiary has Just been sentenced
10 that institution for six montha.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

For u years Dobbins' Electric Soap has
been initiated by INSCRIPTIONS soap
makers. Uhgf Because il is bet Of all
and has an immense sale BE sure and get
DoJJiH aud take no other. Your grocer
has il, or will get il.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
ACROSS THE DEF. To THE Fan
WHIST,

on steamboats,, cars aud stage coaches llostet
ter's stomach BitteTs il carried NJ the most i'm
portani Item ia the materia medicR Of the tray
cling public. II depriVes yitiatcd, braekisf
water oi ITS hurtful properties and eNecTablt
favor. cOuutefactS the pernicious effects upon
dies cramps, b artburn and wind upon the
stomach. IL is ia tine defense against malaria
disorders nnlliics the eleris of excessive heat
ali incompRrate cure for costiyeness and bill
iouSu -. Tie iaiigdc Of travel often tells most
disassrnusly upon inyalcs and conyal scents,
occasionally 10 such an extent 20 jeoparSiiz,
life. Persons In feeble health, apprchcnsiYc OF
bad effects from travel, VIII, II provided with
the Bitters- be far less likely tu have their fears
realized.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

The clergyman wastes his breath who talks Of
the happiness of the world TO come to youth
whe has just received his first love letter.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis
sases without pain or detention from business
Ne cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Al
iress for pamphlet Drs. Portarneld Il Lesey SS
Market street. San Francisco.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
g August.
Flower

!" have been afilict-
Blliousness, led with biliousness
and constipation
Sohstipation'" for fifteen years /;
ctonaoh first one and then
another prepare
Pains. ton was suggested
tome and tried but
Ito no purpose. At last a friend
recommended August Flower. |
took it according to directions and
"its effects were wonderful, reliev-
ling me of those disagreeable
stomach pains which | had been
troubled with SO long. Words
cannot describe the admiration
in which l hold your August
Flower-it has given ME new
"lease of life, which before was a
burden. Such a medicine is ben
"efaction to humanity, and its good
"qu alities and
wonderful mer- Jesse Barker,
its S h ould be
"made known to riiile''
Everyone suffer Humboldt.
ing with dyspep-
"sia or biliousuess Kansas. y
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr Woodbury., NJ.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
Curiosity.
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Original Kicks Cullcd by The Detroit Free
Press.

Original KICKS tuiied Dy ihe Detroit free
Press.
We take the following from the last issue
of The Arizona Kicker;
NEW DEPARruRE.-Nextw week we shall
begin the publication Of an agricultural de
partment in The Kicker, thus making
years subscription ten times as valuable rs
at present, without increasing the cost to sub
scribers We have made arrangements with
tenderfoot who struci the town without
cent 10 take charge OF the new department.
He is sailor by trade, and we now have
him out in the country learning the differ
ence between coyote anda Hubbard squash
He may make a few blunders on the go Off,
az he sticks 10 it that potatoes ought to grow
ON trees, and that wheat grows wrong end,
too, but he is q hummer and will get there
by and by. Remember, this department
does not increase the subscription price at
all We arc simply trying to publish pa
per worth 500 per year for e.
COME AGAIS.-lf there is more courte-
Gus gentleman in all the great west than Col
DubiR we should like his address. We re-
ferred to the colonel the other day as an un-
hung thief. IL was only our way, but he
took exceptions and called at the office on
Tuesday and knocked us down. The blow
was delivered in the most genteel manner,
and was not accompanied with any verbal
utterances % shock our sensibilities Neither
did the CO onel gougc our eyes or chew our
ears after We were down. He was cool, calm
and composed, and we freely admit that we
got up with an increase OF 80 per cent. in
respect for ham. Our nose was skinned, and
We knocked an auction bill into pr us we
fell, but We have no grudge TO satisfy. The
colonel could do no less, and We arc thankful
hc did NO more We shall be pleased to see
him again,
THANKs.-Our thanks are due Mrs. Gen.
Shift for peck Of beautiful onions, sent in
day or two ago. Also, 10 Mrs. Judge Hen
bricks for six toothsonie sandwiches and n
dozen pickles. Also, TO Maj Hayes for two
pounds Of butter and slice Of ham. II is
generally known that we board ourselves, and
our friends Vie with each other in loading our
table with delicacies. We pity the man
without friends
4. =. Subscribers will please excuse the
looks Of The Kicker this week. The two
pounds Of butter mentioned above got mixed
] with our ink by accident, causing the latter
/ to run too freely, We have added some pull.
/ verized clay 10 the lot, and expect the ink &
stlffen up before our next issue.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Plumbers Oregon 10 God Purifier Il
the best remedy for that dread disease, dyspep
sia, for Il regulates the Emphatic system Ans
had ssscretionR
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

The trouble is that people do not tell enough
truth before thsy are married and too muck
after
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

CoUGHs, HoNKsENKss ANp SoWE ruubAr.
~" Brov,,'s Bronchidi 7,gfhcs give iminc-
diate relief
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

:. wonder at the number ~ children Of re
spectacle pArentage offered Tor adoption, well
you see, a great many very respectable people
have to live In flats I"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

A wild wcsicrner Has q Heart Ne Well
n. Others OF Mere Civilized surround
ingr-shc,i,iing Tears With q Comrade
Ia Tronblr.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
aUPruRE AND PLIES CURED.

The hardes,-headed man was born with 50
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

nisawlse old Jaw tina, knows it, own broken
teeth
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

IA GrNNrA ID hreakln.t.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Use EnRmeline Stove Polish. no dust; no smell
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18
DON'T BE A WALL FLOWER. ], |. KY ( Z

dance can help yp along Compete sef-tn-
structi0n send FOR circular. JERRfs MFG 4
rtfBG GO. Sai Igrnadway, New York city.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

ssia tstia a. Il .yef Bought; send Jour old Gold
and Siye 10 mali IS he old and teliahe b IT A.
Coleman Al hi street San FTAncife0 sill send by
mail the each. according asszy; II the amount
IL satisfac.1fy viii return gold.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1891-07-18

Much has been written regarding COW
boy life on the plains, and much Of that
writing has been 81 magnified that the
unsophisticated are led 10 believe that
the cowboy Il yeritable terror. who's
glory lies in riotous conduct and termi
mating the existence of fellow beings
Such belief Is exceedingly erroneous, for
aside from many other noble traits, tn,
cowboy has n heart as sympathetic rs G
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24
A KENTUCKY OUTLAWS DEATH.

The night had took possession al the closin
Out o. dag,
When ole Bill Cap5eid on niz bed o. straw an
death did lay
rhe candle slowly wsgged ITS tail o red an
yaller fame.
Which made the shadders climb the wall. then
futIcr down again.
An DER the feat urpa Of ole Bill the lights an
shadderS ran
Like life an death tibet. then an thar. contend
ed for the man.
The kinfoks stood around. with features warp
ed an eyes a-leakin.
10 keIrh the words thcl. on this earth. the last
he would DC ape,thIh.
Now, punctuated by his gasps an feeble coughs.
he spoke.
Il am a big wild hOSs," he said. tanned when
its neck IL broke!
I'm hancutfed now. n helpless lay beneath the
very one
The fiend O. Death LEet | so Oft hev stuffed
into my gunl
No more the ri,InrOd will shove into my rifles
throat,
No rnore III hear my shotgun YELL with death
cries in each note;
No more my seven shooter flames to light
some fOeman home
To that dark region where ole Bill will, in
short meter. roam,
40 more my knife will leap aloft lust like a
strip o. 9ama.
Nor vii! It cut another notch into my stick o
fame.
For feeble is the arm O strength, and failing is
the eye
The arm tibet let the toeman down. the eye
thet saw nm die.
Nv brothers. | kin pillow no more, my instru-
ments yield
into your hans TIE sure. dear ones. you don't
neglect The field.
lake up your march where ! lay down. keep
all your foes in sight
BE watchtul: Keep my memory an my guns an
. pistols bright"
The speaker stopped. Awhile he tried the rat
tie oui tn cough,
But Deaths fist CLOSED upon his neck-cut the
all pump of
james Noel johnson in New York Herald.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24


Washington. he staid DAY or TWO In
the Palace hotel. One night he gave a
way up banquet up stairs to select I
party of wealthy and prominent citizens
of the town. entertaining them lavishly.
The service was. of course, furnished by
half a dozen of the colored gentlemen of
the house, who, stimulated by promise
Of liberal tips, did their level best to
make everything pleasant. The minister
was delighted. and when his guests had
gone he ordered his secretary to fetch
him purse. 70 each man and brother
he handed three coins. They thanked
him profusely, and got out without de-
lay.
Next day there was great uproar in
the Japanese quarter of the hotel. The
minister. ignorant of our coinage. had
given each OF the walters three twenty
dollar gold pieces, and ON finding out his
mistake he wanted to undo it. After
much searching the lucky Africans were
found. and under threats of summary
discharge they We're compelled to give
back what they had not spent, with
drawback OF three silver dollars apiece.
Cor. ST. Louis Globe Democrat
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24
Malay Monkeys.

only once saw specimen Of the sia-
mang in captivity, at the house Of
Malay chief at Sirdang. 1t was about
three feet high, but the stretch of its
arms was over five feet. A sad looking,
depressed creature it seemed as it moved
awkwardly about the floor, tripping it
self up with its own arms; but once
among the rafters of the roof it moved
with the agility of a spider Of its 81
gantic relative, the oranS- utan, am
able to give but few particulars.
But | may at least observe that it is
rather ludicrous to any one who has
smattering of the Malay tongue to see
him so frequently styled orang-utang,
which signifies literally "a man in debt"
utang being in Malay debt" while
"utan" is forest" or jungle. But l al
ways found this name incomprehensible
to the Deli Malays, whose name for the
animal is "mowas." The Samaritan
species appears to be totally different in
its habits from that of Borneo, which
approaches human dwellings, and even
plumbers gardens. In Deli, at all events.
it inhabits only the densest rattan
swamps, Of such a nature that any at
tempt at observation of its habits would
be impossible, and it makes off instantly
at the approach of man.-Chambers'
TOulnal
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24
AUX Remains on the Funk Islands.

While studying the cod fisheries off
the Newfoundland coast, opportunity
was taken to visit Funk islands. Here
were discovered the remains of that lost
bird, the great aux. The delights of the
ornithologist who first grubbed up the
skeletons and the eggs of defunct auks
on Funk islands could have been equaled
only by that of the miners who find
bonanza.
No bird, perhaps no animal, held a
more important relation in this respect
to the early American fisheries than the
great aux. lndiscriminaUely slaugh-
tered by thousands. it made an important
addition to the fisherman's larder, until
ut last it yielded to the rapacious and
destructive agencies it was not fitted to
withstand, and a most interesting spe-
cies was totally wiped ont of existence.
All that remains today in America of
once immensely abundant gigantic sea
fowl is its burial place and a few speci-
mems of the eggs and mounted skins nat
uralists obtained before its humiliation.
New York Times.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24
WHY IL Must BE "A Raphael,

The tenacity with which old country
families cling to the time honored, how
ever fabulous, attriDuuon of a picture,
which has descended from father to son
for generations, is an innocent form OF
conservatism entitled to all indulgence.
We remember short passage between
an old baronet and his excellent lady.
He came back from hunting just as she
was showing to new arrival a 'Ra-
phael" which hung in the dining room
The baronet's ideas were rather more
advanced than his lady's. mo, no, my
dear; who knows whether it's ia Raphael,
after all:' We'll, Sir George, all can
say is that it always has been",-Quar-
terly Review
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24

A lake has wonderfully tempering
effect on the climate. Thus, according
to NJ. Forel, the quantity of heat ac-
cumulated in the Lake of Geneva during
the summer of 1899 was equal to that
given off by the combustion of 81, 100000
tons of coal, or the amount carried by
coal train l.12O miles in length. The
greater part of the heat is discharged
into the air of the valley during the cold
season, thus producing a milder tenn
perature in autumn and winter.-New
York Journal
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24

Goes right to the spos
one of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. They do the right kind of
work when they get there, too. No
violence, no unpleasantness-but a
mild and gentle cleansing and regu-
lating of the whole system. Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bill
ious Attacks, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels, are
promptly relieved and permanently
cured. They're the best Liver Pill
ever made. Purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, easiest to take, and
always fresh and reliable. Gently
aperient, or strongly cathartic, &C
cording to size of dose-one tiny
"Pellet" for a dose. They're the
smallest in size, but the most salts
factory in result.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get. Can you ask more?
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-10-24

Dibbs anxious to impress his visitor,
to Mrs. Dibbsy-My dear, when you go
to the country, shall you leave your dia-
monds with the safe deposit company?
Mrs. Diobs (candidJ-Oh. no: I'll carry
them in pillbox in my trunk. -Harpers
Bazaar