The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-29
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Filty-two bushels of corn to the acre
on upiands is the size Of ii, john \
Cromer's crib the home of il. aud still!
he's not happy. I hear he is plotting
for one Ao112dred next year.
Notwithstanding the fact that divin-
ity has never found any recorded use
Tor hO5s but for drawing devils. an uu-
usually urge number are being raised
IN this section. Solomon, il living,
would retract that expression, No
thing new under tie sun if he could
come back 10 Jerusalem and witness
the complaceucy with which an aver
age dwelIer il the laud Of Judea pro-
ceeds 10 place himself outside" Of L,
goodIy portion Of jowl and turnips.
The rattle Of the hammer IL heard IL
che land the Mess"s. j. and /. e..
o"inditr two handsome widCwersy are
ceiling the academy preparatory TO its
opening on the lst Monday III Noveu
ber
1t seems that some Of the journalists
have got into such snarliny frame Of
mind that they augusta Evening
News III particular are unwilling for
Mrs. Cleveland TO have a girl baby. Ii
that editor had to hump himself and
step around lively for as mauy girl
children as this citizen, lie would wear
L smi!c IL! inches broad, instead OF
growing about it. I'm willing for any
body TO have all Of tee balance. rs
highly as 1 appreciate the fortune on
hand, AN disposed To decline, WITH
thani,e, any further addition 70 the
numuer. always admired Mrs. Clcve-
land, and since she has named her
little girl ''Ruth' NY estimation for
her has Increased. \ name We poor
folks can understand and pronounce.
What Xould the little maiden have
done ifMe had been compelled to carry
around such a man as Ia AuguStd Ere-
ming McWS NeCeiand. No, bubble
Editor Of the News. if Mrs. G. ever saw
you she Was not impressed with the
idea you were a proper person to name
a girl baby after.
Mrs. Jos. l.. Kcitt and May Dole
have returned from tie mountains of
Virginia, where they have been spend
ing the summer with their "home
folks.n
Things are moving along lively over
in the laud Of Maui. Bro. S. 5. Gun
niDgham has developed into first
class miller and sawyer.
DR.. 6. B Caldwell is going exten-
sively into stock farming, and says
that he intends to guide the pow
next year, if he can get anybody to
lead the mule.
The symptoms that ! spoke Of last
week have nIaterialiZed to that extent
which permits diagnosis; it's u genuine
case Of Pecan" fever. The enterprise
will be inauguratef at once. ! wish
that the effort were more extensive, as
there is every reason to believe that 1t
is highly remunerative, utilizing those
lands that are subject to overflow, they
being worthless for any other purpose.
About two-thirds of he cotton crop
has been marketed in this vicinity.
I am told that the festive turkey will
be in demand on the street this winter,
as several of our girls have finished the
declenSiOrS and have co.!le to c0njuga-
ton.
Giminy gracious aind it nice,
Lon yOa wish dot you vOS me.
But I'll bear you in mind, my dear
friend,an as | dispose Of the succulent
'jints" | WON'T forget to be thankful
that for the time) rm not you; unless
there's some cake for the editor, in
which case, I'll bring it; and stay for
dinner.
''Three cheers! and i tiger" for the
prospective cotton convention. t;et
ready, brother farmers, to "talk out in
meetin" like some Of our sister ALI
ances, and say you will be bound by
the action ofthat body. You've talked
less cotton long enough. Now IS and
to the rack" and earn your liberty.