The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1891-07-15
PlTH AND POINT.
Preferred Creditors-The man who
was tired OF having everyone his debtor.

Preferred charlottesville man VINO
was tired Of having everyone his debtor.
Puck.
-Waiter-"Very fine chicken that,
SIR" Guest-"Yes. | wonder how it
escaped being killed for such long
time. "-Harper's Bazaar,
ALAS! 1t is an age of doubt, /"
sighed the philosopher. "What?' asked
his companion. "Thc age of woman"
he answered.-Harvard Lampoon.
-She-"Why was it that the Creator
made woman after man?" He-"Pos-
sibly because he wanted to finish the
job before the critic arrived" IN. Y.
Herald.
-Prematurely, in Some Cases.-Vis-
itor-"I suppose your college has turned
out a great many graduates" Profess
sor-"Yes, and good many who were
not graduates" - Saturday Evening
Herald.
Its Often So.-
At first sight we loved madly;
At second came pail:
At third we wondered sadly
How We loved at all.
-Harper's Bazaar.
-Fogg-"Ah, Henderson! You're
coming to the club tonight" Fender.
son-"I was coming, but have changed
my mind" Fogg - Gracious, man!
that is all the more reason for your
coming. Boston Transcript.
First Student How it blows! And
listen, hear how the telegraph wires
hum up above therer' Second Student
~ hear! Let me tell you, that's the
answer from my pater familias. tele-
graphed him to send me some money"
-Mudge-"I know 1 am right I'll
bet the drinks that l am" Timmins-
II would take you up, but / do not
drink" Mudge-:.Oh, don't let that
stop you. I'll agree to drink both drinks
myself, win or lose. "-Indianapolis Jour-
nal.
Mrs. Brown-'tI declare! Just hear
that canary sing! It's always so; every
time anybody begins to play on the
piano that bird begins to chatter"
Mrs. White-"Yes; one would almost
think the bird to be human."-Boston
Transcript.
Folly-''I should think that Jones
would have more sense than to wear
that flaming red cravat. It makes him
terribly conspicuous. He's got such an
awful red nose, you know" That's
the reason. He wears that tie to divert
attention from his nose."-N. Y. Her.
aid.
Observation-Disclosures you any idea how
much that dress cost that Miss Swans
down had on last night?" Dashaway-
Eyes, one hundred and twenty-five dol
lars" Cleverton-''How did you come
to know?" Dashaway (sorrowfully)-
"Her father took pains to tell me the
other day. Cloak Review.
Out of Sight.-Maria pointing to a
very tall and expensive piano lamp
81, All, amt that jest too lovely?"
Josiah-"Yes, its; what be that?"
Maria-"That? Why that be a pianny
lamp" Josiah-"A pianny lamp? Say,
Maria don't you think that's most too
high to put on top pianny?"
Laura Tin January)-"Just see the
lovely gift from my dear papa de-
licious spider in silver, with garnet
eyes" The same lin June dyes, I'm
sick. Such shock as had at the pic
mic yesterday! A great, horrid beast OF
a spider fell right into my plate! No
wonder I tainted dead away."-Pitts.
burg Bulletin.
-Ambiquous.-Miss PASSED. hard
~ know it is, but must follow the
fads. Now, everyone is wearing birth.
day rings and" Sillyboy-"And are
you wearing them, too?" Miss Passee
Eyes, l have bought one for each
year" sillyboy-''You could almost
open jewelry store, couldn't you. -
jewelers. Circular.
-Scribbler-''Oh, here's my article!
Tell ME what you think of it, Frank.
lin-"Well, to tell the truth, it seems to
be rank plagiarism" Scribbler-"N Not
at all. found it in an old paper, and
it embraced my ideas exactly. So
put my name to it, and sent it to the
magazine. The fact that another fel.
low wrote it out in the first place
amounts to nothing. "--Bostor Tran.
script.
Awkward Enough. = Brobson-
"You look all broken up. old man
What's the matter?" Craik--s'I called
on Miss Pruyn last night, and no soone,
had I entered the parlor than hel
mother appeared and demanded tc
know my intentions" Brobson-"That
must have been rather embarrassing?'
Craik-"Yes. but that was not the
worst. just as the old lady finished
speaking Miss Pruyn shouted down the
stairs: Mamma, mamma, he isn't the
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