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Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-10-17
CURRAN'S
LADIES' AND GENTS
Furnishings.
Special Sale Of Mems Wear.

Mems colored Outing Shirts, ?;
Mems White Shirts double back and
front, >.
Mems heavy, colored domet Shirts, 37l
Mems fine White Shirts double back
front and shoulders, 81!
Mems heavy, colored Cheviot Shirts, sc
Mems extra fine White Shirts rein
forced back and front, sc
Mems grey twilled wool Shirts, -
Mems fancy Serge Shirts, heavy, Is
An elegant assortment of fine wool
Working SHIFTS in all shades and
styl s.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-10-17

Sept. 30, 1881.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

The Redding and Weaveryillc stage was
stopped by lone highwayman u few
nights ago near what is known as the
Double s, two miles out from Rcdding,
Cal.
The driver, Ed Graham, was called to a
halt and he reined up his team imme-
diately. The masked robber called out:
Drive up little farther" The team
was started and then pulled up little
farther. The robber shouted: - you,
III shoot"
Messenger Ward raised his gun, and as
he did SO the highwaymaD, who was
standing on a four-foot embankmcnt
about on level with the drivers seat and
but few feet distant, fired his revolverat
the driver, the ball taking effect in the
right side under the arm, ranging round
and lodging near the right nipple. The
messengers gun snapped and he dropped
il into the road, pulled his-revolver, and
blazed away over the top OF the coach. a
second shot was fired by the robber, but
without effect. BY this time the fright
ened stage team was at dead run, and 1t
is not known whether Messenger Ward $
shot took effect or not.
II is supposed tl,at The highwaympn is
well acquainted in the neighborhood AMI
knew that IL was the treasure trip"
night, but was unprepared for resistance.
There were four passengers aboard, and
with the exception of the driver no one
was injured, although the stage was con-
sidcrably damaged by the wild run Of the
horses. Grahams wound, while not
necessarily fatal, is of q serious nature,
and he probably owes his life to the quan-
tity of thick clothing in which he was
envelopcd. One of the passengers says
he got a good view of the robber aud be-
lievcs from the way he acted and moved
he was hurt.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
ON pIr.


Mrs General II. b. Ayrcs Is at tho shore
ham.
senator and Mrs. Call are In Florida Tho
indications arc that the senator will ho 'c-
elected by the Legislature OF that State.
-
Representative Springer OF Illinois has bean
III ever since the adjournment OF Congress
lie is suffering from an attack OF nervous pros.
tratlon.
Mrs. Andrews, General schonclds daughter,
will not return to Iowa until Jiiuc.
-.
Mr. and Mrs Frank stockton arc to be enter
tanned this evening by Mr.. aud Mrs. Thomas
Wilson.
Miss Florence Bayard. who spent the winter
with Mrs. senator Hearst, has returned to her
home in Wilmington, Del.
"a
General Joseph f. Johnston Is seriously III
at his residence, 1913 Connecticut avenue, AMI
Ills host OF friends feel the deepest solicitude
aboIft his condition.
The grandsons OF President Harrison and
the late President Garfield have met and cx-
NhHhfVN Nh'NlnE gum hi' ~ Aht "SN VI
small grandsons and ought to be Il terrible
warning TO all OF them.
-
DR.. NJ. l.. Ruth Of the Navy, who has been
very III at his residence on | street for several
weeks past, Is now sufficiently recovered to
travel, and leaves today for New York On
route to Bermuda, where, It is thought, his
conyalesccnce viii he rapid. lie will be fol-
lowed on his journey by the good wishes of
his hundreds OF friends here, In Philadelphia
and New York
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
YeIIowstone Park.

In Yellowstone Park is lake thirty
miles long and twenty miles wide, the
largest body of water at an altitude of
over 5000 feet in the world. On this lake
is steamboat which was built in six Sec
tions and transported by rail to point
fifty miles from the lake. IL was then
carried by piecemeal over the mountains
by 100 horses. Ten days time was re-
quired. ms in many places roads had to
be made. 1t took all last summer to put
the boat together and build docks, and
this year, for the first time, the mountains
will echo with the shrek of the steam
whistle. The park had 800 more visitors
last summer than during the previous
year. The season does not begin till June
! and lasts four months. During the other
eight months the park is buried deep in
snow. This year an appropriation of
$4,000 has been made for building roads,
and this will make the country more ac-
cessible. What is needed, however, is an
appropriation for building cOrrals for the
antelope, deer, elk and buffalo, so that
tourists can see them in summer and the
animals can be cared for in winter, in
stead Of being allowed to die from star
yation,
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
A sprightly Gnme of Whist.


One evening when Washington Irving,
Everett and Bancroft were chatting over
diplomatic "reminiscences, Everett told
how he and the Neapolitan Ambassador
had been presented to Her Majesty, Queen
Victoria. Lord Melbourne intimated that
they would be expected TO join in game
of whist with the Duchess of Kent.
~ play but very poor game myself, +"
said Melbourne, ''in fact, | scarcely un-
derstand it.''
"And !, - said the Neapolitan to Everett,
''am very bad player, and should |
chance to be your partner invoke your
forbearance in advance, to which the
American replied that he knew very little
of the game himself.
Here said Everett, in relating il,
were three digniiied persons clad in gor-
geous attire, solemnly going to play a
game they imperfectly understood and for
which none OF them cared straw"
Upon reaching the Duchess apartments
the Ambassadors were formally presented,
and then at her invitation sat down to
play.
As soon as the cards were dealt a lady
in-waiting placed herself at the back OF
the Duchess, and the latter said: "Your
excellencies will excuse me if i rely on
the advice of my friend here, for must
confess that ! am really very poor
player"
This was almost too much for Everett 3
gravity, and ii was only with the greatest
effort that he could refrain from laugh
ing aloud at the ludicrous formality of the
situation
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

W,tropoiitdn-R. II. Tibb, II. II. Russell, Less
burg, Va. George u. Mcars, Boston; Henry
Farrior, Magnolia, n. G.; Q. y. Baker. Phila-
dclphia; w. n. Woodson: II. Hughes, Lynch
burg, Va; L. A. Gould, Peru, Ind.
Naiicpat- S. Floyd wicgand, Philadelphia; j.
ii. Wilday, Birmingham, England; j. Under
wood, L. NJ. Baldwin. New York; w. ID. Peck
and wife, New Haven: Mrs. II. W. Fuiten. John
l.. FcrsoD, Pittsburgh; j. li'Ayery, Louisville;
w. f. Wilson, st. Paul, Minn.
81. Jamts-c, $. Rae, l.. ". Taium, Chicago;
nnnyiIle e'st Sa o lle; hieshsny ia p"i mh.fiy oH
Nahoncy and son, Portsmouth, Va; Mrs and
Miss Grayeley, Charleston, ). Z.
IviHud's-John A. Gilliamc, Allegheny, Pa;
Ephraim Browning, Chicago; W. NJ. Paxton,
jr., II. McA Lloyd, New York; d. p Mcqueen,
Schenectady, N. y; NJ. Mahony, Troy, n. Y;
$. A. Smith, Detroit.
RIGGS Theo. p, Bogart, Provldcnce; Harry
land, Me-; Edward f. Chase, II. A. Connell,
Scranton; Pa. James Humes. Cleveland; @.
W. Jones and wife, Augusta, Me.
lIoymly's--G. Lindcnthai, Pittsburg. Pa;
Mrs. q. Il. llurlburt and son, Chicago; James
? Mortimer, Mrs. Moore, New York.
.f,ihqten- James q. Kock and wife, Don.
aldsonyille, La; William u. Hughes, Mr.. and
York; W. J. Patterson, San Antonio Texas;
George y. sherman, Dnnbury, Conn; Henry
q. Rice, Salem, Mass.
EJJiH-Miss NJ. Il. Bender, Hon. A. l.. Con
ger, Akron, Ohio; John W. Mardcr, Chicago
J. l.. Elliot. New York; w. j. Turner, Milwan
kee; James Howard and wife, Miss E. NJ. How.
ard, Hartford, Conn; A. =. Burlington, U. s.
A., Fort Logan, Cal.
Hotel yohnson--F. b. Miller, Charlton
Heights, Md; W. Lyman, New York; j. p
Casinan, Springfield, Mass; S. N. Kunc, To
ledo, Ohio; II. y. Bolton, Boston.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

For some time ranchmen around Dem
yer have complained of the loss of their
calves from cattle thieves. The Colorado
Cattle Growers Association have taken
the matter in hand and employed de-
tectives to hunt up the thieves. The de-
culprits and will soon have them under
arrest. 1t is said that the plan adopted by
the thieves was this They knocked the
calves on the head with a hammer, hog
dressed them-that Is, cut off their feet
and heads, so that they could not be
identilied-and hauled them to q ware
house situated in the brush on the Platte
River bottoms in the vicinity OF Xang's
brewery. Then they would market them
10 Denver II is said the thieves have
succeeded in getting away with some two
hundred calves.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
BISHOP pAppocK,s succE.st R,
Prominent Ciergymen Talked of i'm
Connection with the ONCE.

Connection with the ONCE.
Dispdtch 10 tie No,C York Times.
BosroN March ls.--There Is q freat
deal of interest being manifested an ong
the Episcopalians OF the city as to the TIC
cessor of the late Bishop Paddock. The
matter will come up for decision at tnc
annual Massachusetts, Diocesan Confer
ence TO be held In this city on Wednesday,
April 90. Already there have been a num-
Der of names presented for consideration,
and IL Is more than probable that from
among those that have been mentioned
one will be chosen. AS. is well known,
and while there is no danger of a contro-
vcrsy, there seems TO be q general feeling
that the coming man will be one who Is
not and extremist OH either side.
A prominent member of the Church of
the Advent said to-day "Thc man who is
most generally and favorably spoken Of
by both high and low churchmeni Is Bishop
Ethelbert Talbot. Missionary Bishop of
the diocese of Wyoming and Idaho. There
is law of the Episcopal Church that the
Bishop of one diocese cannot be called to
another, but in the case of Bishop Talbot,
who IS Missionary Bishop, and in the
line of promotion, this law would not ap-
ply. Bishop Talbot is 10 years of age and
graduate OF Dartmouth College.
OF course, there are other names which
have been talked of, and prominent
among them is that of DR.. William II,
Huntington of New York This gentle
man is brought forward chiefly by the
broad churchmen, and he is regarded
with favor by them. Another gentleman
represented by the same party Is the Rev
Dr. William X. Lawrence of the Episcopa
School ut Harvard University. Then
there are DR.. Chambers of Lowell, Father
Arthur A. G. Hall of the Mission Church
Of st. John the Evangelist, this city; DR.
yibbert of Philadelphia, DIR. Nicholson %
the same city, and DR.. Satterlec of New
York. All these gentlemen have beer
more or less discussed, but the most gener
ally considered are Bishop Talbot and DIR
Huntington.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
Pale Faces, Read.

From me NeU York Recorder.
One fruitful cause of pale faces is insult
ilcIent sleep. Let Marcia" try going to
bed not later than 10 o'clock regularly.
Another very common cause is sleeping in
a close room: Keep the window well up,
fully. II the skin is pale and gray, good
remedy is to rub little alcohol into it
with flannel cloth nightly. Rub till IL
glows, and, If afraid Of irritation, spread
the face afterward with vaseline and wipe
off briskly with towel.
For a skin that is persistently greasy
there are few remedies better than almond
meal Keep a box on the washstand, and
: every morning take handful, moisten il
slightly and rub ii over Che face, washing
it afterward carefully away. 10 make any
treatment beneficial the diet must be
a,re ,ooKse TO- o MVo,a eyerSyahinfg XII oi greasy
freely,
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Re-! g! Rssiss Bsxass1
ABSOLUTELY PURE
A YOKE THAT CALLS.
Ex-Governor Bishops Grandniece APP
plies for n Divorce In Ohio.


plies for Divorce In Ohio.
ispdtch TO he Mem FORK Recorder
CINCINNATI, ONO, March l0.-rhc
aristocratic southern portion of Butler
County is very much agitatcd over di-
vorcc case which was begun today. The
plaintiff is Mrs. Belle Clampet, the 10.
year-old wife of Harry Clampct. All
the parties concerned move in the best
circles of society, the plaintiff being a
grandniece of Ex-Governor Bishop of
Ohio, and a niece of John Rogers of the
atrical fame. Mrs. Clampet, as girl,
was the handsomest woman in the
county, and has retained her position
since.
Immediately after marriage, so reads
her petition, her husband became cause
lessly jealous, forbade her speaking to
any of her former male friends, refused
to allow her to go into society, deprived
her of clothing and, during an Illness
just ended denied her medicine and other
comforts ordered by the physician. Upon
recovery she returned to her father
house. The plaintiff further says she
married Clampet against her will, being
overpersuaded by parents and friends,
but that she conducted herself as faith
ful wife. Governor Campbell may be
called as witness.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

DoNN PL,Tr RELATES some "reminiscences
in the last Beltord of the late WASHINGTON
MCLEAN. In retelllDg an oft-told ancc-
defe'of Mr.. MCLEAN and Colonel ROBERT
g. IN6EgsoIL, DoNN has this to say:
MCLEAN knew the great Agnostlc--
which means solemn old monkey that
r,ss about protesting earnestly that he
cannot be expected to measure the uni
verse with his tail a praiseworthy confess
zion that would be agreeable for so
significant o fact, We're il not uttered with
srch arrogant conceit, as if a short tail
were crowning merit.
From this we can only conclude that
DeNN PIA1T is "A hilarious old monkey
with long tail who can measure the uni
verse as easily as he once measured his
length on the tesselated floor of the Capt.
tol mder the powerful propulsion of the
MAcGAnRAHAN fist.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
( The New England Magazine'' offers as

The New England Magazine offers as
its leading article for March Harvard
College During the War of the Rebellion"
subject is named every Harvard man
thinks instinctively of the transept of the
Memorial Hall, with the memorial tablets
and the proud inscriptions; but Captain
Appleton was in the fight, and has more
to tell. His "reminiscences of Bartlett and
Shaw, Charles Russell Lowell, William
Lowell Putnam, and others as well
known, are of great worth and attraction,
and the article, with its many portraits,
will doubtless be kept as permanent
record of the time.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
Dudes wouldn,t Stand ANY Show.

TTVW TWt T-fIToUUIV IFt0Ns
II has been suggested to have competi-
tive examinations of all girls who are
candidates for matrimony. That might
do for the girls, but don't require the men
TO submit to any such test, or there will
not be one marriage where there are now
thousand.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

TIE MAPLE SUGAR TREES of Vermont
have responded nobly and generously to
the efforts of the Green Mountain Sena-
tors in securing the extension of the ,
cent bounty TO maple sugar. The yield
of sap this spring is unusually great and
the quality Of the sugar unusually good.
Thus Is EpNvNps yindicated in his threat
10 defeat the Mckinley bill unless the
bounty was extended to the output of
Nermont,s sugar trees.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

that comes to us is to the effect that ST.,
COO had been drawn from bank for the
purpose Of buying votes at $4,000 a head.
At that rate the sum named would pur-
chase Just ten votes and ndsixteen-twcntieths
of vote. What Is puzzling Is, What IS
to become of the other feur-twentieths Of
that odd vote.
TuE fost this morning springs this
loaded information upon a wondering
world:
1t is not generally known that Prince
JfBoME NAPOLEON, now fatally i'll at Rome,
was once an exile In America, and that he
married here n Miss PATTERSON of Bal,i-
more.
The pod is right. The alleged fact II
relates "is not generally known" or par
ticularly known, or known at all in any
way, shape manner, or fashion.
The JEROME NAPOLEON who was mar
ried to Miss PATTERSON Of Baltimore was
the father of the Prince who died at Rome
yesterday. lie became King OF West
phaia, and after his marriage with Miss
PATTERSON was dissolved by the first Ma
roIToN married Princess CATHERINE the
daughter of another Kinglet, the King of
Wurtembcrg. Their son, born in 1922,
was the man who died yesterday.
Nor is the Napoleonc dynasty neces-
sarily dead, as the Post assumes, because
the head of the family Is defunct. He
leaves two sons, NtCToR and iouis, either
of whom would, no doubt, take great
pleasure in ascending the unstable inn
4,
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

There is a good deal of speculation about
astronomical studies, but the astronomer sci.
dom gets rich out OF it.--Binghamt0a Repu5
NcQn,
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

No, Amaryllis, unfortunately the Inspector
OF Customs win he OF no use to you In looking
into your husbands shady habits.-& JOSEPH
Nttrs
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

IL IAnrllYG PAGMrR's election
Senator the other night, the Illinois
Democrats declared for CLEVELAND and
tariff reform. And vet CLEVELAND has
not congratulated PALMER on his election
and HILL has
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
EDUCATIONAL.


A GERMAN LADY, WHOSE ENGAGE
~ mept as finishing g0vcrness is about to
expire and who possesses exceptional qualifi.
cations ar q. teacher OF music, languages, and
TO take q new engagement. Address FRAU
LEN X, British Legation, Washington, ID. G.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

II is absurd TO say that single swallow
doesn't make spring Fire stone nj one
and see II 1t DOESN'T ItTas SiftlRgs.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Mrcn HAS BEEN SAID about the three
prisoners whom the judge, In charging
the jury, specified by name as being in
nocont Of the murder Of lIENNEssy. 1t
may Interest some Of the editors who are
letting down their back hair and howling
over the New Orleans executions 10 know
that not one of these three was touched
last Saturday, although they were easily
within reach. The alleged mob proceeded
without passion aud without haste. Those
to whom tile evidence Enthusiastically
pointed as guilty were put to death. No
one else was touched. There was no at
tack on Italians, no unreasoning fury or
indiscrinlinate punishment. Il was an
execution, by the people, of conspirators
and assassins, known to be such, proved
10 be such and fully entitled to the fate
that overlook them.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

He.so Jack isn't devoted to Kate any more.
Did they hghtf
shc..Ses; they had an cngagcment.--Y Yale
Record
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

The DEMOCRATS Of New Jersey have no
illusions. They have redstricted the
Sand Spaniard State so as to make the
Congressional delegation stand six Demo-
crats TO two republicans.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

When bachelor Is asked to rock the cradl,
he feels more like, stoning the baby instead
Sometriiie journal.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

TDr IDEA THAT a candidate for United
States Senator would try to buy the Cali
fornia Legislature with paltry $4,000 or
10000 seems prcposierous. The story
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Mr.. GLADSTONE AND Mr.. INGALLS, can
shake hands ON the question Of cxpcndi-
lures for navy. They are both opposed
to thpm
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Nrw NonH has already drawn hershare
ofthe direct tax. New York is never left
when there Is any Doodle in sight.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Gilhooly (lndignantly)-Look here, Mr..
Schaumburg, this umbrella which | bought
from yon yesterday won't shutup.
Nose schaumburg--Va have got to do nit
shut up all ridght. Maybe You have made IL
open already since | done sold IL to you. Vat
ish der matter nit you desc mornings, any
way p TtTds SiJtiaQS.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Did they hghtf
shc..yes they had an engagements Yale
Record.
Citizcn--I hear Mr.. Onceholder IL dead.
siatesman,Yes. lie died Ave minutes ago.
haste, but desire TO put in my application for
appointment as his successor.
Statesman--Walk into the other room and
take your place In the linc.-NeD York Weekly.
Slashcr- ] hear that Jawkins has taken \
wife from the washtub.
stabber-rhats not so; she IL there yet
RAMS Horn.
Moses, Junior Fader, a shentlcman in de
shop van, wants to i3 know know u dot al-vooi, non'shrnk-
Moses, Scnior-Does IL I'D him?
Moses, Junior-No; Id Ia too big.
Moses. senior-Yah, Id viii shrink .-Ne,o
York Ledger.
Gilhooly dnaignantly)I,,Look here, Mr..
from y0n yesterday won't shut up.
Nose schaumburg-V have got to do nit
all dosc? Ven l sold YOU dot umprela 1t vas
shut up all ridght. Maybe you have made IL
open already since done sold IL to you. Nnt
ish der matter nit you desc mornings, any
way p It1ds SiJtiaqs.
"L'invitstion a Ia yalse, e,r--shc-- But You don't
know my name! What have you put down on
your cum
ilc-Oh, I've put down Pearl Necklace
she-But there are lots of pearl necklaces
| lle-Ycs but I've also put down small aud
rather tight-l mean the necklace. you know =
| iNHch.
| Tho Logan CouI ty tLol) Adc0cdte gives this
| as the main sensational item OF the week In
| Sterling: "A very loud red-hcaded girl from
| Nebraska passed through ON the wcst-bonnd
train Wednesday morning. She related pftl
| ful story of starvation m Nebraska and was on
her way TO Denver, having heard that there
was q big demand for her complexion in the
mountain hamlets. Her hair was so bowling
| red that that no lights were used in the coach
In which she rode, and r sheet of zinc wa,
placed between her and the side OF the car
When Madgc, was kissed by her beau, WHO'D
returned
From long trip through the South,
she should have been very happy, indeed,
But she only got dowd In the mouth
- brooklyn Ed0is.
'Tls better to have loved and lost
thousand damsels dear,
| Than TO have faced one ancient maid
A-sunning In leap yenr.
Romance in u.
The room II dusky; there she sits
u;, And pays tho welEknown alr,
VINE am the WINDY moonlight hlts
About her braided hair,
Aud horne from out tho summer dark
hear the village Watchdog bark
She plays the air, and recall
How FIRST heard II by the sea;
know each chord-remember all
The meaning II once held for me-
That bitter autumn In the rain
Old scar In which yet feel pain.
And as sho plays, thank God, my heart
Boats strong with thankfulness and Joy
That have lived and played my part
A man, and not q lovcsiek boy;
A man come to her and cry,
"Play Tor me, dearest, TIL der
-C0rHhiW
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Moses, Junior Fadcr, n shentlcman In dc
shop wants TO know II dot all-vool, non-shrink.
able shirt viii shrink
Moses, Scnior--Does IL I'D him?
Moses, Junior--No; Id is too big
Moses, senior-Yah, Id viii shrink .-Neu
York Lfd0tr
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18
OVER TIE NUTS AND WINE.

One cannot kindle much OF nrc with polka
chips Boston gazette.
Anything on the street is good enough to
prove an alley by.-Ne,c Orleans loicaytae.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

''Linvitation a Ia valse r-Shc- But You don't
know my name What have you put down on
your cum
lle-Oh, I've put down Pearl Necklace.
she-But there are lots of pearl necklaces
here
lle-Yos; but I've also put down small aud
rather tight-I mean the necklace, you know !
lUnch
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Marked down--the young mans moustachc
whcnit begins TO be VISIBLE PittsJurg Ch,On-
fgIy
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

Citizcn--I hear Mr.. Onceholder Ia dead.
statcsman--Yes. lie died fiye minutes ago
Citizen-I dielikc to show any unseenily
appointment as his successor.
Statesman--Walk into the other room and
take your place in the linc.-Neto York Weekly.
The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-18

'Tis better to have loved and lost
A thousand damsels dear,
Than TO have faced one ancient maid
A-sunning IN leap year.
--Ne0 York Hefdid.