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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

The District of Column bia supreme
court has decided that the soliciting Of
political assessments of the govern
ment employees is an offense for action
by the criminal courts.
The treasury department has been
informed of the arrest at Watertown,
n. Y, of fonr Cinnamon who were
making an attempt to cross the Cana
dian border.
THE pool room law of Missouri is
held to be legal by decision of the SUI
preme court
WASHINGTON war authorities do not
expect any serious Indian troubles in
the northwest
ARGUMENTS in the lottery cases be-
fore the United States supreme court
were concluded on the 18th.
THE Episcopal church congress
opened in Washington on the 18th
with ex-United States Senator Ed
munds presiding.
THE Bell Telephone Co. has been
granted a combined telephone and tele-
graph patent. This is expected to end
the long tangle.
OF the COG, 600 ounces of silver offered
for sale TO the treasury department on
the 18th 436, 900 ounces were purchased,
ranging in price from SC. 9475 to so 949O.
EACH one of the speakership contest
ants expresses confidence in his ability
to win. Mr.. Crisp's friends think he
will succeed on the first ballot
Mr., CELsO CESAR, of Washington,
the American agent of the national
party of Hawaii, recently said that that
party was expected to overturn the
present government and set up a re-
Oublic
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
MUST HAVE AGENTS.
Mcbride After Kansas City, No., violstors
of Kansas Insurance Laws

Mcbride After Kansas City, No., violstors
of Kansas Insurance Laws.
TOPEKA, Kan, Nov. 17.-W. H Nc
Bride, superintendent of insurance,
said this morning that he would take
steps at once to prevent insurance COM
panies from doing business in this
state which refused to appoint agents
within the borders of Kansas On No
vember 10 Mr.. Mcbride sent circular
letters to the companies having
license to do business in Kansas,
stating that numerous complaints
had been made to him of violations
of the insurance laws by agents in
Kansas City, Mo. The law provides
that if any fire insurance company
authorized to transact business in
Kansas has permitted any agent of
other states to issue policies of insur-
ance on property in Kansas, the super
intendent shall Immediately investi-
gate the business done by such COM
pany and refuse it license for the year.
Mr.. Mcbride stated this morning that
his attention had been called to viola
tons of the law by Kansas City agents
since the notice had been sent to the
companies
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
KANSAS THANKSGIVING.
Gov. Humphrey Calls Upon the People TO
Rejoice November &c.


Rejoice November &C.
TOPEKA, Kan, Nov. lin his
thanksgiving day proclamation this
morning Gov. Humphrey says:
In grateful acknowledgements of the con-
tinued favors of Almighty God during tho
closing year, as made manifest In abundant
harvests and the reward of labor in all of its
various employments. in the blessings of
health, peace and prosperity. which have
been extended to us as people, and es-
peoally within the borders of our be-
loved commonwealth, in recognition of
the custom established by our fathers
and in pursuance of the proclama-
ton of the president OF the United
States. /, Lyman U. Humphrey, governor of
the state of Kansas, do hereby designate
Thursday. the 10Th day of November. 4. ID.
1891. as day of thanksgiving In the proper
observance thereof 1 recommend that ordi-
nary business be suspended and that in the
church and in the home, at the altar and by
the firesids, devout thanks be rendered to
the bounteous Giver of all Good for His low
ing kindness to US as a people and as COM
monwealth; and let US prove our thankful
ness on that day by remembering and lib
orally providing for the poor and less
fortunate, that they, too, may rejoice and
give thank6n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

THE Hartman Manufacturing Co, of
Beaver Falls, Pa, is first-class house and
makes first-class goods. Its principal pro-
ductiOns are Steel Picket Lawn Fences and
Gates, Wire Panel Farm Fence, Steel Picket
Tree and Flower Guards, Flexible Steel Wire
Mats. and Woven Wire Carpet 1t is stated
that this firm manufactures so per cent Of
all wire mats used. The Company has sale
agencies in the leading cities, ana their
goods are of course on sale everywhere
They get out Catalogues and Booklets re
lating to their various specalties. and all
their printed matter is exceptionally hand
some and must be seen TO be appreciated
The Catalogues and Booklets will be cheer
fully sent to any address.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
TRAGEDY IN THE sANcTuM.
just Fate of the Peadler of the ..Neolo-

just Fate of the PeddIer of the ..Neoio-
gizer.''
There was a gentle tap on the corner
of the editors desk and the busy man
ceased for a moment the death dealing
work of his blue pencil
Good morning" said soft little
voice from a bunch of whiskers on a
mild little man.
How are you?" replied the editor,
without the slightest indication in the
tone that he cared continental how
the little man was
MAY l have few minutes of your
time?" inquired the little voice, plead
ingly.
''What is it?'
81 have something you may need in
your business"
''What? Money!" inquired the edit
or sarcastically. M
NO" said the little man. Not
money, but something else. Did you
ever hear of a neologizer?"
Something to clean clothes with?
To keep out the flies? To destroy cock
reaches? To keep paste sweet? To
destroy moths? To make old butter
young? To remove freckles or tan?
To cure fits? To eradicate hair moles?
To -" and the editor hesitated mo-
ment in his sarcasm.
go on" said the little man, softly,
''go on, you are not half way there and
I've got vacation"
The editor warmed little.
''Well, what the deuce is a neolo-
gizer?"
I'm one," said the little man.
''Oh," growled the editor
eyes. sir, I'm a neologizer-a joke
neologizer-neologize from the Greek
neos, new, and logos, speech, word. dis
course. See? l introduce new words
for puns and new ideas for jokes. l
can"
Hold on a minute" interrupted the
editor. I'm not the man you want to
see. Let me introduce you to our funny
man"
The editor took him back and stepped
outside to listen, and five minutes after
ward he heard dull thud on the floor
and a Settlement, and then the funny
man, with handful of whiskers, came
out and asked the janitor for dustpan
and a broom. Free Press
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
THE WEST.

THE Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
directors have declared the usual ~
per cent dividend Quarterly.
II. T. WALTON, another of the alleged
Texas creek train robbers, was arrested
at Brookside, Cal He is proprietor of
q hotel at Brookside and a personal
friend Of the McCoys-
The factory of the Delhi Carriage
Hardware Co., Anderson, Ind, employ
ieg $50 men, was totally destroyed by
fire.
A MOVEMENT is on foot in Alaska to
demand territorial form of govern
ment with partial rebellion as the ulti-
matum-
The ninth annual convention of the
international association of fair and
exposition managers began in Chicago
on the 18th
THE Chicago Bank Note Co. has fled
bill in the Chicago circuit court on
which Judge Tuley issued an injunc-
ton restraining John b Gribler from
holding himself out as president of the
company.
REPORTS from South Dakota are that
the wheat harvest is so large it cannot
be handled and storage has given out
PALo ALTO, the renowned stallion.
owned by Senator Stanford, broke the
worlds stallion record at Stockton,
Cal, to 2:0S%.
THE National Farmers Alliance con-
vention met in indianapolis. Ind, on
the nth Secretary Tillman in his
opening address scored the late CON-
gress and declared the alliance nom
partisan In the evening President
Polk read his annual address
THE wholesale houses of the Mime
apolis (Minn.) Glass Co. and Lindsay
Bros. agricultural implement dealers,
were burned. The total loss was nearly
100000: fully insured
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
THE LATEST,

THE last annual report of Secretary
of War Proctor is made public. He
praises Indian soldiers and makes
many recommendations of interest to
the army.
THE anti-sub-treasury alliance lead
ers have issued call for a national
convention at Memphis, Tenn, Decem-
Der Is.
DICTATOR FoNsEcA's war ships are re-
ported to have been driven from Rio
Grande do Sui after sharp engage
ment- Another story is that the junts
has asked for peace on the condition of
Fonseca's retirement
The Gillian government has fur
nished to Capt Schley, of the Balti-
more, copies of all dispositions made
before the court of inquiry into the
riot.
Dun & Co. g weekly review of trade
reports prices settling downward under
enormous production, but the volume
of business huge and the outlook in all
sections good.
CLEARING house returns for the week
ended November 10 showed an average
decrease of 12.2 compared with the Cor
responding week of last year. In New
York the decrease was 40.
The mining congress voted 4S1 to g
in favor of free silver coinage and ais o
called for an investigation of alleged
violations of the law by secretaries of
the treasury.
THE national committee of the
peoples party has issued a manifesto
predicating national ticket next year
and the union of all labor ele ments in
its support
THE centrsl famine committee, under
the presidency of the czarewitch, will
receive an imperial loan of so, 900, 600
roubles without interest to be applied to
the purpose of relief In the Russian
stricken districts
CoMMANDEB-IN-CHIEF PALMER, of the
Grand Army of the Republic, in a gen.
eral order urges that the cases of sus-
pended members in arrears be exam
ined by post commanders, and when
worthy, arrears be RENTED
THE statement is made that no for
eign cardinals will be appointed at the
consistory on December IA. The pope
was said to be DESTROYS of keeping the
college thoroughly Italian.
THE breeders of all kinds of live
stock have formed a national live stock
association.
THE troubles in the coal district of
the Pas de Calais, France, are assum-
ing threatening phase and it is feared
that serious disturbances may occur.
The miners are verysbitter toward the
men who continue to work
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
THE EAST.

DR. BRIGGS secured several important
amendments to the report of the re-
vision committee of the New York
presbytery. Infant damnation was
virtually elided.
GENERAL MASTER WORKMAN Pow
DERBY, of the knights of Labor, re-
piled sharply to ex-Treasurer Turner.
The assembly declared in favor of
opening the worlds fair on Sundays
THE people of Mcdonald, Pa, have
decided to organize a vigilance COM
mittee to check incendiarism, which
has become alarmingly frequent
The annual banquet of the Ne W
York chamber of commerce was held
on the 18th. Secretary Foster made a
speech in favor of bimetallism as ex-
emplifed by the present system
JOHN RINDELL s. Sons planning mill
at Newark, n. j., was destroyed by fire.
Loss, 500. 900.
X a tenement house fire in Brook
Ign, n. Y, two women and four chill
dren lost their lives and many had mar
row escapes
THE United States cruiser Newark
sailed from Boston on the 18th
THE marble and onyx works of Hen
~ Volkenning, New York City, were
completely ruined by fire, causing a
loss estimated at S75, ZOO.
AT Perry, n. Y, two passenger cars
left the track and rolled down an en-
bankment thirty feet Mr. Hoyt of
Rochester, was seriously injured and
his wife was killed. Baggageman Hans
had several ribs broken.
The Youghiogheny express struck a
wagon at the southwest branch cross
ing, Greensburg, Pa Three of the &C.
cupants were killed and the remaining
one fatally injured.
THE Lester boot and shoe factory at
Binghamton, \. Y, was struck by a
heavy gale recently. The north wall
was blown down and a serious panic
followed Fortunately no one was
killed.
Two express trains on the Philadel-
phia & Erie railway collided at Jersey
Shore, Pa, and Lum Ray and Harry
Bard were instantly killed and Engi-
neer Willing had both legs broken
Twelve passengers were also injured.
THE Boston Home Market club en-
tertained some leading high tariff men
at a banquet on the 10Th. When Nc.
Kinley's name was mentioned he was
cheered as the future president He
made speech landing the tariff. Sem
ators Hoar and Aldrich and ex-Speaker
Reed also spoke.
In Faneuil hall, Boston, on the 18th,
MILDRED Laurier, the Canadian states
man, was given a public reception by
prominent merchants and spoke ear
nestly for reciprocity between Canada
and the United States.
w. ]. FLORENCE, the renowned
comedian, passed away unexpectedly
in Philadelphia on the 18th. Death
was painless and had not been antici-
pated.
FRANK ALMY, the New Hampshire
girl murderer, has been found guilty
and sentenced to be hanged the first
Tuesday in December. 1892
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
A MIXTURE OF MIRTH.

Mrs. BREEZY with hammer)-"There!
I've hit the nail on the head at last"
Mr.. Breezy-"Why do you put your fin
ger in your mouth?" Mrs B.-"That
was the nail hit"
~ THOUGHT you said you never would
accept Charlie" said Maude. $50 / did
but he put his arm around me when
he proposed, and-wen, yielded to
pressure" returned EtheL-Truth.
by THUNDER! old fellow, what has
happened TO you that you smile so all
the time? What is it that is so good?"
''Oh, nothing at all; but, you see one
never knows nowadays but somebody
may be photographing one."-Drake's
Magazine.
DREARY DRAGeLEs-"Did you hear
that the juke wot tramped with us from
Sandusky to Erie was deadG" Weary
Waggles-"You don't tell me that the
poor juke has passed away?" Dreary
Draggles-"Yes; he starved to death
waiting for a kind-hearted lady to get
her purse out of her pocket. "-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

DUCK 20 W
Sometimes you may have to wait.
The troubles that have been years,
in gathering can't always be cleared
away in a day. For all the diseases;
and disorders peculiar to woman
hood, DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription is the surest and speediest.
remedy. You can depend upon that.
but if your case is obstinate, give
it reasonable time.
It's an invigorating, restorative,
tonic, a soothing and strengthen
ing nervine, and a positive specific
for female weaknesses and ailments
All functional disturbances, painfuk
Irregularities and arrangements are,
corrected and cured by it. Ali unnat--
ural discharges, bearing-down sensa--
lions, weak back, accompanied with.
faint spells and kindred symptoms.
are corrected. In every case for
which it's recommended, "Favorite;
Prescription" is guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or the money is re-
funded. No other medicine for
women is sold on such terms. That.
proves that nothing else offered by
the dealer can be "just as good"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

JOSEPH CARTER, a farm hand, was
killed by an enraged bull owned by
Police Commissioner j. NJ. SanlSey al
Terre Haute, Ind Carter was gored in
a horrible manner.
JAMES R THOMPSON, of Colorado, who
has stood foremost among the stock
men of western Texas for number of
years is now at large, eluding arrest
on charges of forgery, swindling and
misappropriating funds amounting to
$40, 900 or $50, 900.
ALL the property of ]. W. Collins,
president of the broken Cheyenne
(Wyo) National bank has been at
tached, though it largely exceeds his
indebtedness
CHICAGO is worrying over the possi-
bility of coal famine as a result of
the Indiana miners strike.
Two of the largest wholesale houses
in St Paul, Mimi, was destroyed by
fire on the 18th Loss, $1,000, 600.
The National Farmers Alliance
delegates spent the second day discuss
ing the executive representation. A
resolution by Macune to cut the repre-
sentation was finally adopted. The
anti-sub-trEasury protest was sent to a
committee. The T. NJ. B. A. did little
of interest.
THE national mining congress opened
at Denver, Col, on the 18th A free
silver speech by Senator Stewart of
Nevada, was the feature.
JEHDIAH Bowen. aged 75, died on the
18th at Ripon, Wis He was the chief
helper of A. F. Bovay, who is credited
in Flowers history with being the
founder of the republican party.
w. H. BRoTHERToN, the man who at
tempted to trundle wheelbarrow from
San Francisco to Chicago on a wager,
died at La Junta, Col, of mountain
fever.
The trustees of the Chicago Baptist
university are out with an appeal for
81, 200, 900 for building fund
THE Farmers Alliance convention
at Indianapolis, Ind, on the 18th
refused to hear the anti-sub-treas-
ury committee and thus declared
for independent political action. Pres
ident Polk and Lecturer Willetts, of
Kansas, were reelected
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

which preceded it.
Fully 500 people took part in the
parade, of which number 25 per cent
were school children 1t was the larg-
est parade ever seen in this city with
the exception of one-the old soldiers
parade during the recent Interstate re-
union 1t presented a pretty sight as it
moved along the principal streets
The different Catholic organiza-
lions were in full uniform and
numerous banners were moving
in the breeze. Now and then
the United States flag was to be seen.
Upon the arrival of the parade at the
residence of the bishop at Twelfth
street and Sandusky avenue Mayor
Harmon made a happy speech in
welcoming the bishop on the part of the
city, while Rev. Father A. Kuhls made
an address in the name of the local
clergy. After this the bishop was
ushered from his carriage into his new
home, where an informal reception
was held at which he was introduced to
hundreds The reception lasted from
3 o'clock until s. Then the crowd left
and the bishop was given an opportuni-
ty to examine closely his elegant new
home
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
THE SOUTH,

THE street railroad tracks at Vicls-
burg, Miss, have been torn up by the
city authorities The company will
sue for damages
SIX brick business houses on Carter
street, Chattanooga, Tenn, the proper
ty of w. A. Posey, were destroyed by
fire, causing $50, 600 loss
EDITOR SEWER and Harrison, of
Jackson, La, were arrested just as they
were preparing to go out and fight a
duel
The property of the Kentucky racing
association of Lexington, the oldest in
the country, is to be sold at auction De-
cember 90.
THE Dispatch of Richmond. Va, is
out with proposition to the south to
raise a pension for Mrs jefferson
Davis.
Ex-CoNGREssMAN GIBSON has been
appointed United States senator from
Maryland until the legislature shall
meet.
A FRIGHTFUL epidemic of smallpox
was reported raging at Harris Neck,
Ga The people are in abject misery.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
ImprIsonment For Life.

TOPEKA, Kan. Nov. III. W. Ady,
United States district attorney, re-
ceived a dispatch from Attorney Gen
eral Miller, stating that the death sem
tence of Eddie Belden had been COM
muted to imprisonmentfor life. Belden
is mere boy and in March last was
convicted at Wichita of the murder of
Charles Grant in Oklahoma Belden
will be taken to the house of coTrec.
ton IN Detroit
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
The Only Ore Ever Printsd-Can You Find
the Word7

There is inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true of each new one appearing each week.
from The DIR. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
Rack and Thumscrew

Were scarcely more tortuous than the
twangs of rheumatism. Not only is it one,
OF the most agonizing, but most obstinate
Of complaints in its chronic stage ForestalIs
the untold sgonies it inflicts with Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, the finest blood de-
purent in existence Dyspepsia, constipa-
ton, biliousness and malaria are also com
pletely eradicated by this comprehensive
medicine
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
CnHptnRH

An Episcopal and Methodist clergy
man were recently discussing the mer-
Its OF their respective cnurches. "WeI,
anyhow" remarked the Episcopal
brother IS clincher. 1--WE have the
apostolic succession" That's all
right" cheerfully responded the Meth
odist, but we have the apostolic pro-
cession" 'What's that?" queried the
other. "Why the itinerancy," was the
reply, (which gives to all our churches
a noble procession of apostles"
Castor oil is said to be the best medi-
cine there is Curiously enough, it Is
the worst to take.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
At the Luncheon Hour,

Marietta know that Ann Teak's
age isn't within five years of what you
say, because l saw the entry myself in
the family Bible.
Laura-Goodnessl That must have
been copy of the revised edition.
Puck
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27
Safe.

Hattie Hartbroke-I never want to
see another man as long as live!
Flora Flyrt-But how are you going
to avoid meeting them?
Hattie Hartbroke-Well, to begin,
I'm going to spend the summer at the
seaside. -Puck
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

was the day that
had been selected to
give a reception to
Bishop Fink upon
his arrival from
Leavenworth to
take charge of his
new home The
event was elabor-
ately celebrated
and the occasion
will be long remem-
bered. Catholics
from many sections
participated in the
reception and the
street age ant
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

IT is. perhaps, trifie superfuous to say
that recent failures in the shoe trade were
because OF inability to foot the bills.-LowA
ell Mail
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

THE young man behind the ribbon coun-
ter is not necessarily modest Just because
be turns all colors.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

FoR BRONCHIAL, AsrHMAT1c AND PuLMoy
AIRY COMPLAINTS, ''BrUtcrt's Bronchial Trochss'
have remarkable curative properties. Sold
oIliu in bOrcS
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

To REGULATE the stomach, liver and bowels,
and promote digestion, take one of Carriers /.
Little Liver PMS every night Try them.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

All she lacks of beauty
is a little plumpness."
This is a frequent thought.
and a wholesome one.
All of a baby's beauty is.
due to fat, and nearly all of a,
woman's we know it as.
curves and dimples.
What plumpness has to do.
with health is told in a little
book on CAREFUL LIVING; sent
free.
Would you rather be.
healthy or beautiful? Both"
is the proper answer.
ScoT BowSE. Chemists, r,a South oh Av.p,,..
New York. >"
Your druggis, keeps SCOTS Emulsion of eod.l;x.r
ol-aA druggists everywhere Go. 81.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

WHAT arrest me for voting twicef
said the tramp, reproachfully Don't you
know that even history repeats itselfi"-
st. Joseph News
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

VOC hardly realize that it is medicine, when
taking Carter's Little Liver Pills: they nre
very small; no bad effects; all troubles from
torpid liver are relieved by their use
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

MANY little children owe their good health.
to DR. John Bulls Worm Destroyers Nice
Mammas TO give them such nice candies
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1891-11-27

SINCE bell Is provided with a tongue Il
ought to tell instead of being tolled-Bing-
hamtOn Republican.