The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-09-17
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olA siotu- hsiibd cat any one siss
While la bers.
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tsl, .lipps,s 90 The street sod suiiira'ss q
e., lac tread Ter lear q ,osi'iag down .
huildins sbou, bic ears
WHIST cen ,easl ihe regularity OF The
Broollya mae who thartd The bands o.
his ask /. 'ir.fonr honrs sbssi because
{, ran le.n the day bfiorsl
The s,iior fviewing the baby do
zen ,hipt be is eoiug to resemble hs
fs,hsff The moiher-i shouldn't he snr'
pri.ed. He Keeps ne up oil night
An elevator 10 . business block down
town stopped running The other day. and
The zee boy tackled ~ sign which read
mbifvously as follows Take the stairs
up.
Mrs. Poster 50 you have been re'
furnishing your diping-rooun, Mrs. Miiumf
Mrs, Mirum-To 3 sutien extent. yea
Keepia up 10 tbs times. you know; been
pu,,ig some lsmkins on the msn,lepieoe
aud q druggi,, under the dining'isble.
Look here. This piece OF meat don't
suit ne. Iis from the back OF the spimafs
neck, said on Austin man 10 Germnn
butcher Mine irien' sill do. beef vat j
sells IL back Of dot peck. Dere vas nod,
dlpg bot horn In front OF dot neck.
-Dont forget Michsel,io DO that errsnd
/ spoke Of 10 the morning. No, sir; bu'
will ye please to remind me II forget1
But ] msy forget TO remind you. Then
Ill remind ye to remind me II both Of %
forget
II & Eiwr-ds told 3 remarkable yarn
toagr np Of friends 10 the Hoffman House
sifs ot 40 extraordinary creature he had
n his homo, which had iour legs and only
one foot. No enc believed him until be
explained that II wcg bedsiesd,
She 90 Mr.. Hotspur who has just
proposed Oh, Mr., Hot.pur this is SO
suddenl Mr. II (reeently gradusted) =
Thea pardon me, but Ter i thought
you could s'tad surpf 50 better than sus'
pense.
Wsyfarer -You said that II ! sawed
that wood yon would give me square
meal Dfollboy Well, there II is, Way
farer That That's nothing but sods
cracker. Dtollboy . Well. II You ever had
snusrer meal than that, Ia like to know
wha, j, sss
OF course / hurts, Josiah. said Mrs.
Chusv ater. a. aha applied the niimeni
and rubbed i 10 vigorously. rheumatism
nlwsye buus. You must grio aud bear IT,
I'm vill.ag 81 bear il. Samantha, grosned
Mr.. Cbngwa,er. bu, dar3 me il I'm goine
W GIN.
A little eiil eho had heard her fsmily
taking shout hysteIic. was present wher
story was told at which her mother
laughed immodeiatsly. The child seemed
NJ uch impressed and looking at her moth
or, she said praycly: Mamma. siu't yor
afraid II yuu laugh 80 much you will Sc
historical?
Old Lady. Doctor. do you think ther'
IL anything the matter with my lungs
Physician latter a careful e1aminstioo) -
hnd, NJ ,dam. th 4 your lungs are iu Nor
NAL condition. Ola Lady with sigh o
resignaii9n) Aud about how long can
expect TO live with them 10 that condition
-Crouded Oat-I like this dress yer!
much, said Ethel. |, is too delightful,
tight. Bu, where are the pocketsp Her
they -. said the ares maker, handing he
two 81 al .lken bags You'll have to carr.
them In your bands. There's tot room il
the dress Tor them.
City msn Extraordinarily - AL yo'
conduct this farm yourself. eb? No bell
ai allY Farmer 0nly at harvest time
when | hite some. I've got one son bu
he sin't here. ! sen, him / til city & earl
his liyiu', City Man Sent him TO th
city, CHI Farmer Yes. He sin't 60
brains enough ters farmer.
-Mudse I'll take those pictures,
they are inne. Photographer So Yes. si'
You understand. Of course, that We d
not deliver pictures until they are pal
for. Wh.' Why, when ! sat for Il EN- 20
told ne might pay whenever | chose
Ycs, bui ,hs, y. merely to make 20
look plessanh
p "a little Johnny Cutely. hear
you Is sira ~,,h NJ, Brown inst nov. an
youss sou -ypn didn't believe 10 tnins
pnnisbsaeut Well, johnny, replied th
old msu, toe suhiect Is . strange one Ia
you 10 spesk shout; bat. really. DON
Thee. suppose | suppose that lets N
ont o. the lickin yu promised me sfts
srPlr
Mrs. Henptckfr is one Of those uiv'
there IL 10 pltstiBg. Ga the return OF h'
husbsad from The city last week she gree
cd han thus Oh Aaulphus she erclsin
how short ,on have had yonr hair Gu
Bat nv dear Dispa, replied Mr.. II. meek
hsvent bad my hair cut Al oil. Then ].
Then IL, high time you bad, returned III
IL severely
a little Massachusetts boy, deserve
election 10 The Law and Order League. l
recently printed sisn aud fastened Il
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