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The Crank Candidate.

According to the eminent authority on
free trade. Mr.. DAVID A. WELLS OF Con.
necticut. IL Is not British free trade that
Mr.. Mills of Texas desires TO establish in
this country.
Mr.. WELLS drew the distinction between
British free trade and Mills free trade in
an article contributed several years ago to
LALoR's Cyclopedia Of Political Science and
Political Economy:
The existing tariff q; Great Britain 10 q revenue
tarn. Under this tariff ordinary import duties are
levied upon only six articles classes Of articles
OF which. tits assumed the product OF the United
Kingdom viz. cocoon. tea. chcory dried frus. tobac-
and wine. The other duties arc levied TO counter
vail excise or other inland taxes which are imposed
for purposes of revenue upon corresponding British
productions as, for example distilled spirits malt
liquors gold and silver plate. playing cards &C. Under
the operation OF this tariff constituted what 10 called
Br.tis! FREQ trade II Ia not however. absolute free
trade the that free trade exists in tho United
states the different States and sections Of the
Federal Union
The word absolute is here italicized by
Mr.. WELLS. In the system which he de-
fines as British free trade" and which is
not absolute free trade. the principle OF
protection enters. The so-called counter
vailing duties are imposed expressly for the
purpose Of protecting British producers
and manufacturers.
The system OF free trade demanded by
Mr.. Mills OF Texas in his celebrated Min
neapolis speech Of October. 1890. goes far
beyond British free trade in its radical and
revolutionary propositions. He wants alb
solute free trade:
We must exchange the things we do not want for
tho things we do want. and to do this must have
als,'ute free trade"
And a little further along in his exposi-
ton of the MILLS system Of taxation:
Levy ajax on incomes and the wealthy men Of the
country. and you'll see prosperity"
Absolute free trade and an income tax
especially designed TO squeeze the wealthy
men OF the country. are the features Of the
MILLS system, as distinguished from the
British system. British free trade is mod
GRAFTON itself rs compared with the MILLS
system Of free trade.
He is a dangerous crank.
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While John Chapman was in here from his
wyoming ranch this week he told OF q thrilling
yer tip bears. a she bear and three cubs. John
was away from home at the time.
Alter eating an early supper Mrs. CHAPMAN
stepped outside OF the kitchen door Intending
to place pan OF milk IN an clubhouse. She lad
Just closed the door OF the kitchen, when look
Ing up she was confronted by four bears all up
On their launches and within q few feet Of her.
,lId,t told the hired man the cause Of her
Toy rife that stood handy. and then sank
into into chair exhausted aud helpless. while the
the old one and two Of. the cubs. When Mr.
taasimng conditon her nerves. being at such
Mysteries That night she complained Of
bearing the bear screaming outside. and
his gun. went q the door. where. sure enough.
was the remaining hear standing out in the
G fhd and and whining I'M and screaming for bis dam
John coming. but in the morning the dogs
We're turned loose on the TRAIL and Young bruin
j he cubs were fully la grown silver fins
and averaged over $50 pounds each The She
bear was a big one. rs largo as IL COW.
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xonuxE,s DESIRE 70. DIE.
Anxieus 10 Escape the Dark Days Amer
Emperor FredericA's Death.

Tint the great, patient, Christian warrior OF
modern Germany, who under trial and al
Fiction. never uttered a word OF complaint. was
anxious for death during his last years, has
been FIRST revealed by tho publication OF his
correspondence OF the spring OF 1888 He
wrote toward the close Of the melancholy
ninety mine DAYS reign Of Emperor Frederick
l.. whom the air OF Berlin was heavy with
apprehension. sorrow. and dissension near the
throne:
DEAR LUDWIG: Life through another spring
Iregard as II special gift from God. But when q
man has passed tho Biblical age hc can only ask
the Lord to treat him gently. to send him few
Of the pains and troubles OF many years. True.
death is never quite welcome guest, but yet 1
do not wish to 1.-Two neyt year There are sad
days ahead for Germany, and. il nivo when
they come. may not withdraw into still re-
tirement as I desire. Beotus lie que p,ocut
neootis is not for me. and / shall perhaps be
enlieMa on to swear allegiance FOR the fifth time
Just came from the marriage celebration
II Charlottennurg sho wsdHding q Fringe nee
oithe Ssse%piars. the ID E%prsss kas%sts
and without an ornnment. Tears came to my
eyes as her grandchildren knelt before. her and
kissed her hand: Then came the Emperor:
with iiieudly smile. Only his eyes seemed
dulled. and his breathing quick and diflcnlt.
lttcnrs my heart to see iim thus. with mex
dark fate. one foot on the throne and tho other
in the grave.
And now. God bless you. Your old and shat
tered brother, HELMlrTH"
When Motke requested Emperor William
IL t. tolioSs him Of tho Of the Gen
horse" It was said abroad that the old man
had been brought to this much against his
will by his young master. The partial incor-
RICHNESS of this view has been asserted often.
but has not been proved until now.
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recent meeting Of Anarchists in Barcelona honored
the memory OF those hanged in Chicago in 1887
The Cowley fathers OF whom Father Hall lately in
Boston is one. are building themselves new home In
an old thirteenth century priory
Various English country doctors tn
the parsons help their own pockets at the expense of
The physicians by practising medicine among their pa.
rishioners, although they have medical degree.
For the year 1929 tile hgures for the German army
are as follows; @5.4 officers. 4sfosS men 1887 sur.
geons. 800 pnymnsters and acronauts BOB veterinary
surgeons 300 gunsnhs 90 saidlers and 93 $50 horses
Lady Colin cnupbcrs father, Edmund Maghin Blood
died two weeks ago. with his daughter wife. and son
with him. lie was Irish landlord mn old member of
the Reform cub and conspicuous connosscur of art
The Liverpool mob has def ermined to drive out IN.
Mohanlnedan Mosque II stones the inuezziu when hs
appears to recitc the call to prayer and ho.
even broken into the mosque and maltreated a child
who praying.
A cloth laid down for guests TO walk on when enter
Ing London house for dinner caused lady to STUN.
bic aud injure her knee. and shc SIZED Although the
defendant pleaded gas jet showing the CARPET the
verdict gave the plaintiff twenty pounds.
young pupil in the Naval School OF Copenb IA gen,
named smonsen committed suicide account OF tho
repeated hazngs Of his bigger schoolinates The Danish
Government has appointed commission to inqur. in
TO the practice permanent stop to IL 10 expected
Whether cheap postage Is good thnS or NOT ia ous.
toned because certain country parson has written
10000 begging letters. His wife has written ii us
more and his children few thousand besides About
person in hfty written to one 10 ths AK,
tent ot S2JOuo
so-ca'ied duet took place at the outskirts Of Rome
the other day between sgr Contarin member of the
Municipal Council. and the Marquis Dosi Lieutenant
in tile army. The weapons were pistols. Dosi fred
hrst and missed his man. Then Contariui advanced
and blew out the brains OF the Marquis.
The Shah Of Persia is described by the opposition In
his country nearly played out He drinks bottle Of
brandy day. and uses much hashish and opium The
child that he brought Europe with him. the sou OF hi.
cook 10 his sole and irresponsible Grand vixsr
There enterprise possible In Persia. The rich bury
their wealth and seized and tortured It, Revolt
Is beginning to show In various provinces The masses
OF the people aaronted by the 81 abs
aud are beginning 10 look outside FOR redress.
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NORWICH. Nov 26.-The grip is becoming
epidemic in eastern Connecticut again. There
were three deaths on account OF it in this city
yesterday. and there are about two score cases
Off here. Postmaster William Caruthers and
Judge OF tho City Court John c. Kellogg are
seriously ill Of it. 1t prevails also in the coun-
try towns. The doctors are busy attending
word aga m. In many places it is accom- panied
BY scarlet fever. diphtheria., or, typhoid ma
mes 9t
Of Bacon Academy are seriously i'll OF scarlet
fever. and the academy has been closed tenn
cases Of tho malady. which has become an
epidemic. IN Colchester. Grip cases are re-
ported In all parts OF Connecticut
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The Stay.at-home Democrats.

Governor CAMPBELL OF Ohio gives this ex-
| PLANTATION as to 1891 and this prediction as
| to 1892:
we ted the size OF the stay.ahome vote
II seemed as the enthusiasm which manifest ed
during the campaign word bring ont about the entire
vote. Tho meetings held under Democratic auspices
at least were more Ell; hsastc than any which la v.
been held in the State since 1895 There the
intense nteres. shown in all portions OF the S,nte but
IL appears that tile say'athomes were many in spite
of this In national election this class OF voters will
come to the polls. and the result will help u.s."
Why did the Ohio Democrats stay at
home this year? Was it not because they
did not care for tariff reform? That was
the vital issue. The campaign between
Governor CAMPBELL and Major MCKINLEY
was TO all intents and purposes national
campaign. 1t was square stand-up fight
between the MCKINLEY bill and It's oppo-
nents, between the defenders of n moder-
ately high tariff and the advocates OF lower
duties and larger freelist. Governor CAMP
BELL is lively and an interesting stump
speaker. and the meetings which he adj
dressed were we'll attended: but when cleo
ton day came good many Democrats
did not vote. They knew that Dem
ocratic victory in Ohio this year would
cmbolden the free traders and i'm
peril tho success OF the party in 1892.
Mr.. MILLS. the tariff smasher. had been
making speeches In tho State. There are
plenty OF Ohio Democrats who do not be-
lieve in giving any sort of aid or encourage
ment to extremists like Mr.. MILLS and Mr..
HUED. Finally. Whatever the merits OF
the dement's Of the MCKINLEY tariff,
there is strong conservative feeling. by
no means confined to Republicans. that to
stir up the tariff question again will be to
upsettle business and disturb values. Ap.
parently this feeling is not unknown among
the Ohio Democrats. At any rate. good
many Of them stayed at homo on election
day. as Governor CAMPBELL says. There
was great increase of the Republican vote
and. on the other hand. q great falling of
OF the Democratic vote.
On what ground does Governor CAMP
BELL suppose that the Democratic voters
OF Ohio will go to the polls next year in
larger numbers than thoy did this year.
II the issue is the same? They were not
interested In tariff reform this fall. Why
should they be next fall The fact is that
the result in Ohio should be q warning to
the Democrats. Tariff smashing rs an issue
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The Manhattan Field offered fine or
portunity for sliding and slipping yesterday.
but tho football heroes would put up fine
game in n bog. Tho rain II rnined and the
mud 1t splashed. but the interesting feat OF
driving human wedges and displacing mus
cular matter was pursued with despatch,
il not with neatness Some 10000 peo-
pie. most OF whom are taking cough drops this
morning watched with emotion the tawny tiger
fighting blue fire. DR.. PATRONS young hope
fuls are not poor In strength and skill. and
they played the game much better than
II Is understood at Cambridge this year.
but DR.. Dw1oHT's pack Of pile drivers
is irresistible. They've got the mon. they've
got the sand" and they've got the science.
too. The strength OF the elephant. the agility
81 the kangaroo. and the wisdom OF the sar-
pint have become incorporated into tho Yale
team. But the college OF New Jersey may ex-
alt it's horn little. Princeton played an ex-
cellent game.
II Princeton and Harvard 60 in for the ricor
OF the game as 1t is played at Now Haven.
next year will be the greatest in the evolution
OF football. All they need is a we'll organized
football machine such as exists at Yale. For
the present. hung be the heavens with blue.
Even the Milky Way looks as though it had
been at the pump.
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All Three Words There,
F,ont he Philadelphia Rrc,r6.


Mrs. H isa young married lady and an
Epscopalian. Her husband is not a member
Of any church, but as a good husbands
wife. His first attempt. however. to conform
to the Episcopal form Of service was so morti-
flying that he was almost tempted to forswear
church going altogether
1t was Faster sunday. and his wife had tried
t. coach him beforehand; naturally wishing
Rem ember now. my dear" she said. that
tho rector will come forward and say The
is. indeed, You will remember that. now.
replied Mr. IL. n little testify.
An hour Inter they were at the church. The
rector came forward at tho proper time. In the
THE Lord is risen"
Promptly aud distinctly cam the response OF
is He, indeedl'
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The Best Armor in tho World.

Although the official report Of the recent
armor trials on the Naval Ordnance Prov
ing Grounds may not be made public for
some days. 1t should not be difficult to fore
cast its conclusions. The first place in the
order OF merit among the six competing
plates will undoubtedly DO assigned to tho
Bethlehem high carbon nickel steel treated
by tho HARVEY process. which was VIC
torious at the second series Of trials. Tho
next two ranks will doubtless be given re-
spectyely to the Bethlehem and the CAR
xEoIE high carbon nickel steel plates not
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Can anything be depended upon in this
uncertain and fuctuant world2 Here is n
Boston professor who swcars that tho paral-
lels OF latitude are not immutably parallel. but
wriggle like fishworm. II people cannot pin
their faith in the parallelism OF parallel
lines. II the parallel is not only deadly
but out OF plumb. what can they stick to. and
on what can they stand and be not moved :?
Are the poles polar. and will the equator
continue to equate? Star-eyed Science
is grubbing too much. and these un-
settling discoveries make old beliefs to
shake and sag. Capt J. SMITH Is gone and
WILLIAM TELL is told. and now must the
parallels Of latitude take to unsteady habits
Tho Age OF Reason grows unreasonable. and
the moon jumps over the COW.
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Caution. derry Ru.k and the R.,.m.ker,


WASHINGTON. Nov. 25.-Secretary Eusk is
having more fun than profit out Of artificial
rain producing. Various scientists have pro-
tested against what they thought was the
Secretary's endorsement OF the Dyrenforth eX-
perimcnts in his annual report.
tell them" said Uncle Jerry. :" to read the
report again. ! say in my report the expert
ments were successful in producing explosions.
So they were. But as to their producing rain.
I expressly reserved my Judgment. There can
be no doubt that it Is practicable to cause II
used by the Dyrenforth party"
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The Dead Player.

TIC Dead FIhyer.
"only player dead"
How Light the words are said
Each year the olden circle narrows down:
Tho shadows gather less.
The shoulders fewer press.
Upon the shield that guards the actors crown.
II In SOME life there he
Hitting memory.
A tear for love. u prayer for home a smile
That these have made to come.
In hearts to nusic dumb
IL kinde. decd engraved on tomb or pie:
food night Tie curtain fails.
When last the p,ompter calls,
Upon our eyes may grow another scene.
Who're all the players gray
Shall MI the misty day
with songs in woodland valleys soft and green
Joas JAAxs NElnAH
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There is bear skin on exhibition in Hud.
son 8 gun store that takes the cake. 1t is d ,
feet in length and g., feet across in the widest
grizzly. and he lived in far-oT Alaska. judy
ms from the size Of the skin he must have
been az large rs two ord mary COWS. and could
il hy fnr the largest hear skin that i,ns ever
been seen In Port and. and even old bear
their heads in an incredulous manner until
tney see 1t with their own eyes.
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Another Sort OF Terror.

'T"B' hs thifJ5o fri'Hns,
There CONES fiikns Let's go around tn. hock'
whats The matter! Had quarrel with him :"
80 no; wc'.s 'be heel OF friends"
Owe him money!"
Not q cent"
Think he wants to borrow :"
NO II" always has nonrN."
Always has . hard luck story 10 tell. perhaps"
Never hnr" hin To ted one IN all The years iva
shua nin.
him -
lie has baby that l. AWAY, saying bright things
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Brooklyn Ha. Plenty Of Water Now,

Brooklyn had NIL the water it wanted yester-
day. and the reserve supplies in the Ridge
wood and Prospect Hill stations had almost
reached the accustomed standards. A daily
average OF over 6ON)O. 900 gallons was being
pumped into the reservoirs. which is 5.OOOOOO
moro than he dail y average consumption. even
work Of repairing the brok en- conduit in Liberty
avenue was carried on without interruption.
and Will probably be com pleted tomorrow.
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bition aud all It's other managers upon the sue
cess which they have won. and for which they
strore with surprising energy. The honors
which they wear have been we'll earned.
While thus referring to the Augusta Exhibi-
ton. we are again reminded OF the American
Institute Exhibition. which has been open in
this city for the past two months. and which
will be brought to an ond tomorrow. 1t 10
well worth visiting. and contains more OBJ
jccts Of interest than any OF the other annual
Exhibitions OF the American Institute that
have bcen held during the past sixteen years.
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F'onh' B,tim7r> dgo.irn.
ID; Meredith Reese. j., yesterday exhibited
ut the !nt,inG" Office n peculiar specimen al
apples at the Lexington Market. and among
them wa, one which looked like the rest. Il
nad the skin OF an spr!". hut when cut II was
apple seeds III" flavor o! the curiosity was
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The military train that is about to leave
Vancouver on the Pacific Ocean to. convey
British troops over the Canadian route to Hal
flax on the Atlantic Ocean. will make the
quickest possible time across the continent by
rail. and the steamship carrying tho troops
from Halifax across the Atlantic will make the
quickest possible time to Liverpool. The
British military authorities are making OK
periments to discover how rapidly troops can
be conveyed from England to India by this
route with tho aid of the new steamship line
on the Pacific These experiments are OF in
terest to large part of the world. including
the chief powers OF Europe. the most popu.
lous countries OF Asia. the British provinces Of
North America. Egypt in North Africa. and the
British possessions in South Africa. and also
Australia. The world-girdling empire must
be prepared for all emergencies wherever it
has interests to defend or foes to confront.
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has had the effect Of decreasing the Demo-
cratic vote in Ohio and Of increasing the
Republican vote. It is common sense to
suppose that It would have the same effect
in other Northern States. To bring out their
stay-at-home vote the Democrats must not
confine themselves TO single issue upon
which they have been defeated.
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Found $50 .. n Horse. Hoo.

Prom tho Philadelphia Record
Something out OF the drift OF events comp mo,
Il graciously furnished by the narrative OF a
GGiacksmith. plying his hammer and bellows on
son OF Vulcan relates that while shoeinC an IN
dinsrentiy constructed hors" II few days ago,
10 came across ~ Goll double eagle embedded
In the hooI OF the animal. -"
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wOmnn's Logic.

Charlton tjiltedl-And you throw over for him |!
You cannot love him, lie is nothing bur money!
Maude-I AIN glad to hear you speak So Ifhe is moth
Ing hut money and cannot love him. you cannot say
thar il was love OF money that led to my marriage.
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Hail to the Sign Of HoMANs among the
glittering consultations OF the football nrma-
ment. HoMANs1us. legs and feet. There are
only eleven signs in this Zodiac. CANCER is
too slow. but CAPR1CoRSUs is great in butting
through line.
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Come. breach the cask and throw away the
bunE.
And let the mighty fight be MOSTLY sung:
The saint and sage may go and soak their
heads:
Peace to MAHMoup. but greater is McCLuNG!
Let the pale Sun clutch his liver pad.
And prate Of kHAIKosRu and KArKoBAD:
But will sing the glories Of McCLuSs.
And the best 'Leven that Yale has ever had.
O'EHAYYAM
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Making M Appointment.

John" said The wife "f he dying man. there is Dr
Personal---very. come TO talk To you
Tell him I'll zee him at the funeral" gssred John
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I.nca NJ the state.man's Game

Fo" he Post EIp,e1,
A few days ngp. In a Rochester club q man made n
royal fush by craving three cards to the and kiug
o clupb,
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Nv. HEART. That is.., a- Dine.

F'o"' @s Fhisa,Th Dim.eh.
RRAnpo.k. Sov 24.-Nrs Nrielg of this place Killed
niuTkey touay and she discovered while dressing IL
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DsIiberaliou or Purpose.

Pom The CKlo11o Daily r. ttHt
the children gone to schoolr'
Mrs. Bilus-" Yes"
This is the girls day out. isn'tit"
Yes she's gone"
This lie not the ministers day to call. isn"
mo- -
Any OF the neighbors likely TO drop In during the
next hour so ~
:" l think nut"
You're alone, are YOU -
Yes. What do yuu -"
50 Then pii some cotton In YOUR ears. Malta lam
going 10 shave myself with that razor you gave
NE the uihcr day -
At the Club.
did you blow Hawkins orr
"No. couldn't raise the wind"
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Dangers OF the Disc Museu.n.

From Eee Tork Trtah.
NanA4sr--whst happened to the msrmsidf
.Ausndant-shs fell In the tank and was nearly
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Try Chsesso for the First EsSuirs.s.s
Sbom ne eslsss's. Daily Ess.
Oh for some oldtims Statesmen with VERY iarss fs.t
VINO carried thsT banners in their hats.
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IAAsesaes AbrsaA.
The nav aAmsi RlAy ML-AA
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Great Southern journal Upon David Hen.
nett Hill.
From he Aaanta ChnSitvfioa Nor. 20.
The nomination has gone 10 New York heretofore
will there again year the inevitable result Of
tho situation.
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The Interstate Exhibition that has been
hold In the Georgia city Of Augusta during
the past fortnight. and that will come to an
end tomorrow. deserves to be spoken OF as
the most remarkable thing OF the kind ever
seen in tho Southern States The exhibits in
its various OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES manu-
featuring. electrical. agricultural. and cduca-
tlonal-haye been large and attractive. and the
interest taken in them by the multitude of
daily visitors has been the theme of many col
umns in the Augusta papers. They have had
much to say about It as indicative Of the new
spirit OF enterprise that Is making itself mani.
fest In all parts OF the South In these times
We congratulate the President Of the Exhi-