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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

wAsn Baby vas sick, ws gave her cAstorsA
whsn she was Child, she cried for castoriA
When shs became Mis-, she ciuns 70 cassoriA-
whsa che ~ Chiidssa, sbs ssvs them casaosiA
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Progressive ideas are whooping things
up in the Celestial kingdom. Most Of the
Chinese cities which are built entirely OF
wood will be rebuilt with brick.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

State Senator Clark, OF Iowa, has estab-
lished precedent In church speaking. In
an address at the Methodist church at
Creston, Iowa, the other evening, he re-
ferred to the liquor sellers as ''durned
scoundrels''
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

ma" said Tommy, do the Injuns
own the Railroads.&c.
mo, my son.
"Well, they got SOM thin to do with
them, COS pa said he bought his ticket Of
q scalper."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

II was n royal quarrel
About French etiquet,
But what tho point at issue was.
No fellows found out yet
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

swedish Asthina euro never fails.
Send your address. Trial Package mailed
free. Collins Brothers Drug Co., st. Louis, Mo.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Walter (who has been worrying his
mother)-Mamma, may eat one of those
cakesi
Mother (sharply)-Yes, if you'n keep
your mouth shut
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

II you happen In our ONCE
When our paper 10 nearly ripe,
Do not chin with our compositor
Nor monkey with the type.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

"Down on your knees, and thank Heaven
fasting" not for cool mans love this
time, but because you have cured your
cold so easily with DR.. Bull Cough Syrup.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

The Hungarian ministry has sanctioned
the establishment of lottery for the
purpose of raising 5000, 600 forms to be
devoted to the use of the protestant
church fund.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Mrs. tvinslow's Soothing Syrup, for Chill
dren tsething, softens the gums, reduces inaamma-
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. &c. bottle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Star Boarder- (tenderly, to landlady's
daughter)--Do you know what makes me
linger, and why have not left two weeks
agoi She (archly) Perhaps you are
waiting for money to pay your board.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Bookkeeper-I 500 hero memorandum
of small sum given to amendicant. How
shall enter II In the booksi
Money Bags-Ah, HIM! Enter IL as .
loan To the Lord
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Coy spring does not yet seem inclined to
blow her sweet breath through the whisk-
ers of winter, tho he fingers In her lap.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Youth-Say, father, I've got the dvs-
pepsia. What did you used to do for 1T
Father-Saw cord wood.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

was enurely cured, ana
to this great medicine
do I attribute my re-
oovery. This was over
two years ago, and !
have had no return or
any effects Of the dis
ease since, and my
skin 10 to-day as smooth
a. anybody's. William
Bowers. Coyin1ton. O.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14
Arnbitsea.

Fond Mother-"My SON, with your
advantages you should rise far above
your fellows. Why. should not you
hope one day TO 60 TO CongressP''
Ambitious Son--.ThAt's what I'm
aiming for, mother. ! an already
taxing boxing lessoaa -Good News.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

A Fundamental Cause -Toachcr-Why
did Washington cross tho Delawarei
Bright Boy-Because he wanted to got on
the other side.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Tho Throat.-"Broion's Bronchial Trochss' act
directly on the orkanAof tho voice. They have an
extraordinary effect " all disorders OF the throat
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14
Nearly Six Hundred saIe.men.

More good places for good men; superb
outfit free. Stark Bros. Nursery Co..
Louisiana, Mo. Founded 1885. 100 acres
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Blooms-Some dashed fool has got my
knife again.
Same Qater)-Oh, here 1t is. had 1t
in my own pocket.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Monmouth girls srs 20 modest that they
retire from company TO change their
minds. -Moumouth (lll.) Times.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Evangelist Moody has hard times in Boz
ton where his style Of grammar Il not ap-
prcciated.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

The smallest city in the world d Seward
City, Alaska, its three inhabitants being
respectively mayor, chairman OF the board
Of aldermen and president OF the common
council.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

'Cesh IN advance" cried tho editor.
A. the subscriber turned 20 50;
Right you are!" said Q creditor,
PAY me that dollar you owe"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14
TtF' q
Nothing Else Will Do 1t.
We have volumes of evidence to prove that S. s. s.
is the only permanent cure for contagious
Blood Taint.

I then commenced taking swift's
Specific (S.S 81, and in few months I
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

There arc about 1900, 900 mortgages
recorded In this country. =.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Committees Of the whole should have
nothing to do with halfway measures.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

ratient (wofully) --'Uh, doctori I'm
all twisted up with the rhepmntim and
neuralgia. Oh, do you think doctor. you
can get all the pain out Of msp Doctor
(kindly)--"well, win try to got al out
Of you can"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

AntAAtit seems not 70 be-ths scam
lees sock.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Silence with regard TO immortality hes
ceased to be . virtue and we are begin
ming TO see that II dos not necessarily In
dictate on the part Of those who practice
It . nne moral sense, - We once supposed
that it did
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14
A Nice Insinussien.

Miss Opheliar-"What queer
weather we are having this winter
Gongoslin- Yes, but II you remem-
Der. Miss OphcliA the winter Of 1850
was very much like It."
Miss Ophslia (whois 'Just twsnty")
--Siri
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

I suffered for Eve years with the
worst form Of blood poison, during
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

Experiments made on the Nav jersey
coast 70 70 prove that only one ssafarin9
man oot OF ten can ten the true direction
Of fog horn, bell or whistle when . mile
away from Win fox. The heaiing Of the
average man Il ~ much s'oR'' - bis vision.
In other words, two mon out Of ave are
color blind In their ears.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-03-14

N. Ogden, Mich,
Nay II, 1880.
my brother-Rev.
Samuel Porter, was
cured by st. jacobs
OIL Of excruciatlng
sciatic pains In his
thigh"
J. II. L. PORTER.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-29

Wanted-A cook al 3015 Fifth avenue.
Orange ice at Krell & Maths, try a
dish.
Spring Cove illuminated Thursday
evening; music and coasung.
Wanted-A German girl for general
housework call or address "A. T." AR
GUS office
The Crown dining room serves better
meal for % cents than any other place
in the city.
Don't forget the game of base ball .
Davenport Sunday afternoon next. Dav-
export VS.. Quincy.
Milk shake. lemonade and all other
temperance drinks st Krel & Maths;
when thirsty stop in.
Davenport VS.. Quincy at Davenport
base ball park Sunday. May 81. Game
called at p. m. sharp.
Wsnte6-A Swedish barber who would
Ike to come west. Address L. S. Wood.
ruff, Lovelsnd, Colorado.
Vanilla and chocolate ice cream and
orange ice at Krell & Maths; stop when
passing and try dish
Try our orange ice and then psss your
opinion on it. We make it extra rich
and fine. using nothing but the fruit
juice. Krell s Maths ice cream parlor.
j. J. Lerch. the we'll known painter,
paper hanger, grsiner. kalsominer, etc,
is prepared to Go all kinds OF work in his
line in first class manner Shop No.
800 Eighteenth street.
Three championship games of baseball
will be played at Davenport baseball
grounds on Monday. Tuesday and Wed
nesday, June /, 2 and 8. Davenport VS..
Quincy. Game called at 80 D. N.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-29

among the active participants of the war
had its birth soon after the disbandng of
the armies, and during the period of that
scarcely less ssngainary struggle of the
knights of the pen. who rushed with such
impetuous valor to the fray after we poor
campaiguers thought that the war was
over. These gallant warriors flung more
mud than We ever waded through, but,
somehow or other. they threw it so high
that it has only recently come down 10
bury them.
The gun which this morning thun-
dered forth its welcome TO confederate
general was. scarcely generation ago,
trained against the brave hearts of those
whose friendly glances now move me
more strongly than did their fierce looks
as an sssaultiug foe. All the more credit
mine. that stand to my guns with greater
fidelity now than was at all times deemed
expedient then.
Il unite cordially with you. gentlemen,
in this right royal welcome TO your dis,
tinguished guest whom. equally with
yourselves. am privileged this day to
honor. The south had one great ad-
vantage in the war to compensate it for
the vastly greater resources of its op-
ponent. 1t had leaders from the start
whose names were already household
words and cherished characters in history
names which in themselves were a very
tower of strength. Hampton was such
q name, and l can we'll conceive how
rapidly and enthusiastically the ranks
would fill fer such leader. The world
has witnessed how they fought for him.
Il wear upon my breast today the EN-,
blem of an order loyal Legion formed
like your owD, ere II be too late, of the
survivors of that fearful conflict of which
the history of the world records no par.
sllel. A terrible and vivid reality that,
yet one which the laps of tine seems TO
resolve into a vision where only the mob
Ter attributes of manhood find expression
A picture in whose very grandeur is lost
all horrifying detail "a picture in blue
and gray. A mighty conflict. folio se d
by amending peace a reunited people in
bonds both frsternslly and commercially
stronger than ever; ali under one fl az
which Providence has decreed shall DER.
spres d continent.
On this Memorial day which marks
your affection for the living and offers its
tribute to the dead, greet au association
ioTmeu 10 peIpetuale tie memory or
brave deeds. of noble sacrifices and of
heroic courage. Some of US have en-
dured fewer hardships and have made
lighter sacrifices than others, bu. we
honor ourselves in remembering and hon
oring the true heroes of the war and. es-
pecially, those silent thousands who can
never greet US in fraternsl union until
the grave has closed over the worlds last
soldier and the heavenly reveille has
ushered Us into strifeless world"
At the conclusion the spontaneous out
burst OF enthusiasm was irrepressible,
and many old veterans who surrounded
him rushed up and shook his hand warmly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-29

For troublesome cough there Is moth
ing better than Chamberlain Cough
Remedy. 1t strengthens the pulmonary
organs, allays any irritation and effec,
tually cures the cough. 1t is especially
valuable for the cough which so often
follows an attack of the grip. For sale
by Hsrtz & Bahnsen. druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-05-29
LOCAL NOTICES.

Wanted-A cook al 3015 Fifth avenue.
Orange ice at Krell s Maths; try a
Itch
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-18

Ply AN EXPERIENCED MAN, A
- situation as book-keeper. or salesman
in grocery store. Would be willing to
wait on customers in busy time, and post
books during spare moments. Would do
copying of any description, or would take
two or three small sets of books to post.
Good reliable reference furnished on ap-
plication. Enquire at this office 2945-1w
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-18

is growing worse, and the death rate
is increasing rapidly.
Dom Pedro, the deposed Emperor
of Brazil. died in Paris on December
4th of diabetes. His last words were
of love for Brazil, and regret that
he could not go back there to die.
Advices from Siberia are that the
native tribes are in rebellion, and
severe trouble is expected.
1t is rumored that Da Fonseca and
his Ministers who have retired, are
to be impeached for moneys spent in
sustaining the dictatorship. Several
of the Brazilian States nave deposed
their Governors since Fonseca's resig-
nation.
The German Chancellor Won Ca
privi has denied the rumor that he
intends to resign.
Famine is prevalent in several of
the Mexican States, and thousands of
people are dying for want of food.
The scarcity of food is due to the
failure of the corn and cotton crops.
The fact that the Russian Minister
of War has ordered 100000 pounds
of soldiers biscuits to be delivered by
January LIST, 1892, has caused another
war rumor.
The financial panic in Germany has
caused the failure of three more banks
| at Hamburg.
Shipping News.
There has been very serious diff
ference between the Coast Seamen'S
Union and the ShipOwners' Associa-
ton the last two weeks about wages.
The shipoWners wanted to make a
reduction of S. per month all around,
while the sailors resisted. Pending
| the trouble, the barkentine Discovery
| got away with a nOn-uniOn crew. The
differences are now before a general
arbitration committee, and the sailors
| threaten to strike unless they have
| their way.
| Whaleback steamers are to be built
at Everett, Puget Sound, and yard
will be established there.
The news of the saving of the brig
| George H. Douglass has been received
here, and has excited general surprise
and admiration for the pluck of Capt.
E. d. Reid.
Many coasting vessels are laying up
in Oakland Creek on account of low
freights now prevailing.
The new American ship Rappahan-
| mock mas Deen burned 10 tne water
edge near Juan Fernandez Island.
She was ell route from Liverpool with
coal, and this was her second trip.
Her'crew escaped in boats. She was
1854 tons net, and was valued at $155-,
900.
The Canadian Pacific is to establish
new ocean line from Montreal to
England, and will compete for the
Worlds Fair traffic.
A case of smallpox was brought
from China to Vancouver on the
steamship Empress of China.
1t has become almost settled fact
that the new iron ship Josephine
Troop, which left Glasgow 213 days
ago for San Francisco with a cargo OF
Scotch splint coal, has been lost at
sea. The length of time that has
elapsed since she left Glasgow, taken
into consideration with the infiam-
matOry cargo she carried and the fact
that four vessels with similar cargoes
and bound from the same port to San
Francisco have been burned at sea
within year, leads to the belief that
she has succumbed to the ravages OF
| fire
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-18
NOTICE.
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ONE DIEBOLD SAFE AND LOCK
" Co. Safe, as good as new. Inside meas
urement: height 40inches, width "a inches,
depth IA inches; burglar-proof steel box;
first-class in every respect. The great adj
vantages of a burglar-proof box is we'll
known to every one who is at all familiar
with safes. Apply to
J. ALFRED MACON,
2949-1w Next Post Office.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-13

Governcs HEmphrey has issued pro-
clamatioHs calling special elections for
the election of d state senator in the
Fourth district to fill the vacancy caused
by the resignation of Senator Hill P.
Wilson, and in the One Hundred and
Seventh representative district to fill the
vacancy caused by the resignation of
James II. Reeder. The election is to be
held Nov. 3. There being no fixed salary
attached to these positions and no pros
pect, as far as the public are aware, of
an extra session of the legislature before
the next regular election for members
thereof, year hence, the governors OBJ
ject for ordering the election is not quite
clear. Wilson and Reeder are both Re-
publicans and will unquestionably be
succeeded by Republicans, but the con-
test will not result in time to have any
bearing upon this falls campaign, local
or otherwise. However, there is no OBJ
lection to the election being held Nov. 3,
that being regular election and no ad-
ditional cost being incurred, while it pro-
vides against any contingency that may
arise
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-13
THE GREAT METHODIST COUNCIL.

The ecumenical Methodist council,
which has been in session during the
past week in Washington, brief notes of
whose proceedings have appeared from
day to day in the EAGLES Associated
Press dispatches, is is many respects a
very remarkable and important assem-
blage. The sessions have been held in
the Metropolitan Methodist church,
known as General Grants church. 1t is
the second conference of the kind ever
held, the first having been held in Lon
don ten years ago. For the purposes of
geographical classification the Methodist
bodies of the world have been divided
into two sections, the eastern and the
western, according as these bodies be-
long to the Old OF New world. In the
present council the eastern section will
have POO representatives and the western
300. All countries in the world to which
the religious system which was founded
by John Wesley has been extended,
and where any variety of its de-
velopement now exists, will have place
in that representation. Not only the
Methodist bodies of America and Of
Great Britain and Ireland, but those also
of France and other European countries,
of South Africa and of Australasia, had
their delegates at this meeting.
The purpose of the council is not to de-
eide authoritatively on any question of
creed, or in any way to interfere with
matters of church policy. 1t is simply
to interchange views in regard to the re-
Iation of Methodism to the moral, social
and educational needs of the time, and
TO discuss how its influence may be most
exerted in the midst of the
scientific and economic
progress that marks this age. When it
is remembered that the members of this
council are among the ablest and most
eminent in the several countries which |
hey represent, some idea Of the value
md interest of the discussion may be
1ad
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-13
THE ALLIANCE AND THE RAIL
ROADS

DODGE CITY, Kan, Oct. 9, 81.
To the Editor Of the Eagle.
Why does the Alliance advocate the
idea that the government should acquire
(by purchase or otherwise the railroads
of the country?
Certainly not in order 10 make great
number Of governmental positions.
The only reasonable object must be a
reduction of freight and passenger
tariffs, especially the former.
Can this end be reached in some less
Objectionable way? Let us see.
1t is currently claimed that
freight rates would be much
lower if based upon actual costs Of rail-
ways and their equipments, instead of
the over-bonded and over-stOcked val
uations of the markets. This is true.
Very often the bonds represent almost
the exact cost, while the stock is not
actually entitled TO any returns upon the
cost basis.
The method proposed to bring lower
freight tariffs would be on the idea that
railroads are bonded for their cost, or
nearly their cost.
Let congress declare what are inter
state roads; then enact that it shall be
unlawful 70 buy or sell at public
auction or similar methods, the
stock Of such railroads: let the
interstate commerce commission and the
various state railroad commissions fix
schedules and rates much lower than a.
present, but high enough 90 pay, say
or 6 per cent upon the cost of railroad
and equipment, evidenced By average
bonded indebtedness. after fixed and
necessary charges are met. Effect
first: Only a small percentage more
paid FOR freight and passenger charges
than would be necessary If the govern
ment conducted the business. Stocks
would find their exact level Of values
90 Der cent, 10 per cent. or what not
Seconds No disturbance OF government
tai functions, no doubtful financIerIng,
yet the desired end accomplished.
II there is any injustice in this plan II
in virtually settling upon q basis
OF valuations from which proper tariffs
can be estimated. II the result is that
stocks become almost vaIueless. let stock (
holders and boudhoideFs arrange the
proper basis Of adjustment between
themselves.
The whole plan proposed would he
equivalent 20 the ratio1al governmsut
0n the very stronges; grounds Of public |
policy, declaring certain sPeculations in
furious. and putting an end 20 them, and |
also euacting for the general welfare |
that the rate Of return upon monies in |
Eesred in railroads shall be not more
han 5 or 6 per cent: a national interest /
law, confined to oDe particular class q !
Investments. II
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-13
How Ns.als D,.Irl6atss Her GinA

How NA.a4e Contributes Her GlftG
When you and l get rich, my dear. az
some day we surely shall, what are We
going to do with all our money! We
will hunt up some Of the improvident
ones, those who could never make the
two ends meet, those who through good
heartedness, or lack Of forethought or
unselfish desire to make other folks hap
py, have never laid by a cent, and we
will give those silly people such . good
time they will carry its impress all
through their after lives. as pat Of but
ter carries the print, We will slyly pay
the bills for improvident ones who have
grown gray in the effort 20 make a de-
cent funeral for dead horses. They shall
forget how to spell 'care" and their new
and happy dialect shall know no such
words as monthly payments" right
eous dues" or cant afford il.
/ am convinced that as a rule Il IL not
the sweet hearted people who take on
this worlds gain. There Is many a poor
beggar with not change Of linen 10 his
back who would make . more royal
host, had the smiling face Of fortune
turned his way, than the nghtful owner
of the vast estates at whose gate be
stands and begs The big hearts too
often go with the empty purse. and the
little, wizened. skinfint souls. that Il
would take a thousand OF 20 crowd the
passage through the eye Of a needle,
gain all the golden favors Of the god Of
Herald
The Wichita daily eagle., 1891-10-13

The Joint debate at Ada. Ohio. be-
tween Campbell and Mckinley affords
both sides ground to gloriate. The incl
dent seems TO have been a good deal
like The battle of Cedar Greek. Va, be-
tween Early and Sheridan. Early's at
tack in the morning was a complete sue
cess, routing and driving from the field
Sheridan's command st that point But
when il came Sheridan's turn his on
slaught was just as overwhelming and
decisive, with the result Of the DAYS
engagements wholly in his favor; com
plete possession of the battlefield aud
the enemy fleeing in confusion. And 50
it viii be in the final set-to in Ohio next
month; Campbell and his cohorts viii be
put TO route, horse, foot and drrgoon.