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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
People Who Make You Tired.

In the ups and downs of hithers and
thithers of an eventful life, shall 1 tell
you the people who have made ethe
most weary? It is not the bad
people, nor the foolishpeople; we can
get along with all such because OF a
streak of common humanity in us all,
but cannot survive without ex-
IRENE lass1tude the decorous people;
those who slip through life without a
sound or sparkle those who behave
themselves upon every occasion and
would pass through a dynamite ex-
plosion without rumpling a. hair;
those who never have done anything
out Of the way and never will, simply
for the reason that a fish cannot per
spire-no blood in 'em! Cut them and
they would run cold sap, like a
maple tree in April. Such people are
always frightened to death for fear of
what the world is going to say about
them. They are under everlasting
bonds to keep the peace. 1 wonder
that they ever unbend to kiss their
children. If one of them lived in my
house I should stick pins in him.
Morality and goodness that lie no
deeper than "behavior" are like the
veneering they put on cheap tables
very tawdry and soon peeled Off
Chicago News.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
Character in Cigars

A mans thoughts may be read in
his cigar. The way heholds it be-
tween his lips will give the observer
suggestion as to what manner OF man
the smoker is. There are men who
don't smoke at all, but who always
have cigar in their mouth. In fact,
they continually have what is called
a 'cigar mouth"
The man who presses his teeth
through a cigars and chews more than
he smokes is determined fellow.
He who rolls it about in his mouth
takes life easy, and never finds fault.
He who points it upward at an an
gle of As degrees is mild-mannered and
content but would be pig-headed if
the circumstances of his surroundings
should require it.
To hold the cigar straight out and
send puffs of smoke along either side
shows the smoker to be OF a medita~
tive turn Of mind.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
BEAUTY IN DISTRESS.
She Had to Pull Up Her Sticking
and Some Horrid Men Laughed.

She Had to Pull Up Her Sticking
and Some Horrid Men Laughed.
Excuse me a moment" said avery
bright and pretty young woman the
other afternoon during a stroll along
State street with a reporter, and she
vanished forthwith into the door of a
ladies' hair-dressing establishment.
She was out again in a moment, how
ever, and natural curiosity prompted
the inquiry:
''What did you rush in their so sud
denly for?''
"Well, If you must ask, went in to
pull up my stocking. cit became I'M,
fastened.
Usual occurrence?"
"Not very frequent, but it will hap
pen sometimes, and it is a most en-
barrassing, not to say uncomfortable,
plight for a girl to be in when she is on
the street. There are so few places,
you see, where she can go and be Sc.
cure from the prying eyes OF men.
cts a wonder my accident happen
ed right where it did, for should have
been miserable company for you till I
could have repaired the damage, and
should have hatedy you and every man
IN sight most acutely all the time. It's
all right to say one might step into a
stairway entrance or something.
Some man would come upon YOU as
sure as you did.
"Why, | had the awfullest time one
day down in the Rookery building i'm
aglnable. I'd been up to an office full
OF men on some business, and lust as
| came out into the hall my garter
fastening slipped, aud there [ was.
Silk hose have tendency to contract
about as great as rubber band. Well,
l sauntered around that floor for a
quarter OF an hour looking for
some secluded nook, but every time
Ia spy a prospective place a door
would open and some spying man pop
out.
II was getting desperate when I saw
door slightly aiar, and glancing in
noticed that the Office was empty. l
stepped hurriedly inside, closed the
door, and not thinking of the window,
pulled the stocking taut and fastened
it securely. When I had finished I
happened to look over my shoulder,
and there, to my horror, We're three
good-for-nothing, low-down, impudent
clerks hanging out of their window
and laughing like so many gibbering
idiots. [ could have killed them.
Its all right for you men," contin-
ued the fair victim of the woes of her
sex's attire. eff a button breaks or
anything happens to your clothes
you've always a saloon door into
Wlich you can dive for repairs and
subsequent consolation" - Chicago
Times.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
A Natural Washing-Tub

The water of Mono Lake, in Nevada
is full OF soda, borax, and other
minerals in solution. The dirtiest
and greasiest of linen is made clean in
half a minute by rinsing the article
in the lake. The water fathers natur-
ally when agitated, and during high
wind & wall of st1ds, three or four feet
high, is seen on the shore where the
waves beat. This quivering wall, IN
which are seen all the colors Of the
rainbow, would grow to height OF
ten or twelve feet before topping over
but that when it attains a certain
height the wind catches it up and
waits great balls of it far inland.
Some OF thesef floating balloons OF lath-
er are as big as a flour barrel.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
THE Century's" Life of Columbus

THE Century's' Life Of Columbus,
The Century Magazine will celebrate the
4OOth anniversary of the discovery OF
America by publishing Life of Columbus
written especially for that magazine by
Emilio CASTELAR,. the famous Spanish orator,
statesman, and author. The work. is writ
ten in Spanish, and will be carefully trans
lated. Senior Castelar,, whose Interest in
and admiration for America are we'll
known, has made careful study OF the
new historical material bearing upon the
subject, and it is said that his papers will
be very richly illustrated. Other articles
dealing with the discovery of America are
in course of preparation for the same mag
aZine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
Gives Way With a Crash!

That's what happens to many constitu-
ton worn out with unrelaxed tagging at
the desk, the loom or any laborious occu-
patton representing excessive brain or ply
steal labor. Recuperate when wearing out
with the finest of reviving medicated slim
ulants, Hostetters Stomach Bitters, fore
most among remedies for debility, dyspep-
STA, constipation, malaria, kidney and
age.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
THE ONLY ONE EVER PRINTED.
Can You Find the Word?

There is 8 inch display advertisement
IN this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true OF each new one appearing each week.
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent OH everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL AUTOGRAPHS or
SAMPLES FREE.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
One Wise hog.

a sagacious dog in Providence, 4.
l., rushed in an excited manner to it's
mistress and then returned to an ad-
joining room, the mother following, to
the baby. It licked the child's face
then, as though directing attention to
the little one. The mother saw some
thing was wrong with the child and,
quickly picking it up, opened it's
mouth and there saw a large six
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
A Subordinate,

"Why do you permit such impu-
dence? said the Pullman traveller to
his companion after a quarrel with
the porter. -. a.. h
Can't help it. He's the porter. Pm
only a director in the company
Epoch.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

pointed blackstone, which she removed.
The baby very likely would have been
choked to death had not the mother
been notified of the situation by the
dog. Saturday Evening Post,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

Wanted! by the Mutual Life Insurance
Company, of N. Y, agents and solicitors in
every county in the State of Minnesota.
Liberal terms. State previous business ex-
perience and give references Address, E.
W. Peet & Co., Managers St. Paul, Mimi.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
LIES pleasures, if not abused, will be new
every morning and fresh every evening.

Palmer Cox has signed a contract with
amusing little Brownies" which he has
made SO marvelousiy successful in St.
Nicholas and in his books, will hereafter be-
long exclusively to the Journal. Mr.. Cox's
contract begins with the October number,
for which he has drawn the first of an en-
tirely new series of adventures of his fun
NEST little men in the world.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

Unmerited oblivion is but another name
for the Ignorance of the many of. the
virtues of the few
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

For stiffness and strains, rub with
Johnson,s Anodyne Liniment, and then
bind in flannel
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

Make friends with your creditors, ifyou
can, but never make creditor ofyour
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

An envious man repines as much at the
manner IN which his neighbors live as if he
maintained them.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

A tanners son got licked the other day
for calling his father a 'hide-daddy"
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09

A marriage for money is generally dol
larous affair."
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1891-09-09
Hoods SarsapariIIa

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HOODS PILLS-Best liver invigorator and
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The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
q REF JoTTINCs.

Yesterday was cloudy and raw, with an
east wind.
The artesian well at Trefethen's Landing,
at the depth of 70 feet. gives an abundance
of water.
George E. Smith was arrested yesterday
for an assault on Augusta Arnsburg, girl
eight years Of age.
The Aged Brotherhood are invited to at
tend the funeral of John q. Proctor. 1913
Congress street, at 2 o'clock this afternoon.
Mrs. Kate Tryon has contributed to the
Boston Advertiser a two-column article on
the birds of Maine and the significance OF
their songs.
Four blcyclists from Jacksonville, Ind,
are on their way to Portland. They reached
Toronto last Friday. and were four days in
making the 200 odd miles.
This morning. at 845 o'clock, from the
Union Station, the Grand Army men from
Maine will start over the Maine Central
mountain division for Detroit.
The Lewiston committee on public prop
erty has bought of the Murray Brothers of
this city, for $500, pair Of matched roam
mares, weighing $500 pounds, and high-head
ed and stylish, for the fire department.
b. s., Chisholm of Portland was chosen
one of the vice presidents at the annual
meeting of the American Paper Manufac-
turers' Association Wednesday. Resolu-
tions were adopted against free silver coin
age and in favor of uniform bankruptcy
law.
A petition by Charles j. Mcclellan of West
brook has been filed in the insolvency court,
asking that the firm of Mcclellan, Lane &
Co., dealers in builders hardware and groce-
ries. be adiudged insolvent. A preliminary
hearing will be held today at 3 O'Clock.
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
PERSONAL.

Senator Frye has left Squirrel Island to
angle In the streams up country.
MIR. A. FL. Carr of Amity, Aroostook coun-
ty, celebrated his one hundred and third
birthday, July 1.
Misses Alice M. Allen, Ida Doten and Ma
rion Staples left yesterday on trip to the
Mountain View house, Rangeley Lakes.
Letters have been received from Col.
Bangs of Waterville, announcing the safe
arrival of himself and wife at Southampton.
The Rev. James Williamson of Augusta.
accompanied by his wife, started on
months vacation yesterday. He goes to
New York.
The trustees of Kicker Institute at Houl-
ton. have engaged the services of Miss Mar
tina b. Russell of East DeerIng, as Precept-
ress of the school.
General Charles G. Sawtelle, u. S. A.,
with his two sons, is enjoying tramp from
the Rangeley region to Norridgewock on the
Kennebec
Deputy Marshal Burton Smith of Port
land, accompanied by Mr.. Willard Benson
and Mr.. j. N. Towle of Bangor, were at the
West End at Bar Harbor on Sunday.
Major j. d. Anderson has been forced to
give up his proposed trip to the National En-
campment, G. A. K, at Detroit. on account
of severe head trouble the result of the
grip.
Mr. E. Ell. Kelley, for some time on the In
dustrial Journal of Bangor, has severed his
connection with that paper, and on Monday
will assume the city editorship of the Ban
gor Daily News.
NJ Natbopfal yViIeon of n,ona ~..a
uate of the Maine State College in the class
Of '8S, is soon to leave for Reno, Nevada,
where he has secured position as chemist
In the State Agricultural Experim emit Sta
ton.
The Brunswick Telegraph learns that the
Rev. w. p. Fisher, formerly of this state,
who was arrested at Minneapolis some time
ago for alleged forgery in Fargo, North Da-
kota. was the victim Of malicious prosecu-
ton. The charge Of forgery has been dis
missed.
Marshal Henry p. Stewart and Deputy
Marshal James 3. MCGOWAN of Kansas City,
Mo-. are in the city on brief visit, the
guests of Mr.. Patrick MCGOWAN and other
friends. They are most favorably impressed
with the beauties of the Forest City.
Last year Mr.. Daniel A. Wadlin of North
ort, acted as an expert on butter at the
Maine State fair at Lewiston, and gave such
universal satisfaction that the executive COM
mittee has asked him to act in the same ca
paclty this year. Mr.. Wadlin is the only
Maine man who has been asked to fill this
position, as the committee was in the habit
of sending abroad for an expert.
Rev. F. w. Farr, former Biddeford pas
tor, whose resignation Of the Baptist pastor
ate in Milford, Mass, has been announced,
will become superintendent of the Missiona-
ry Training College In New York, In which
institution he will also fill professorship In
various branches. He has also been chosen
assistant editor of the Christian Alliance. a
publication devoted to the interests of that
work.
Will Gage has accepted position as tray
cling salesman with Nelson Tenney & Co.,
dealers in stoves. ETC., In Portland; and he
will remove his family there soon.-Farm-
ingt0n Chronicle.
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
the NEW LIQUOR STATUTES
Defendants Discharged on a writ OF
Aabeas Corpus.
The Opinion of the Law Court in the
Case.

Some weeks ago two men named Butler
and Bushey of Kennebunk, as was stated IN
the PRESS at the time, were arrested in that
town on a charge of illegal transportation OF
liouors and brought before Trial Justice
Bourne. The defendants were tried before
Justice Bourne for illegally transporting liz
uors and were sentenced to pay fine OF $500
and Imprisonment in the county jail one year.
aud in default of payment of the $500, an
other years Imprisonment In the county jail.
The petitioners claimed that such penaitles
cannot be inflicted by trial justice under
the laws Of this state; that the law OF Inc
state provides that all Imprisonment ior a
year or more, must be in the States prison
and that makes this offense felony, ana
nefarious crime, within the meaning OF the
constitution Of this state, and such onenses
can be prosecuted only by indictment.
This case was presented to Judge Haskell
in chambers. and .he question being an I'M
portant one in practise under the law OF 1881.
he reported the case to the full court Tor
opinion. The Court rendered an opinion
yesterday as follows:
Article /, Section of the Constitution OF
MAINE pTOVlu6S pOLoOh oh"AA w hOAu
to answer for capital or infamous crime,
unless on a presentment or Indictment OF a
grand jury, except in cases OF impeachment,
or in such cases of offenses as are. usually
cognizable by justice of the peace"
The legislature, by public statute OF 1891.
chapter 132, for the Offense with which these
petitioners are charged, imposed a penalty of
five hundred dollars and costs, and In addi-
ton thereto Imprisonment for one year, and
In default of payment Of such fine and costs,
one years additional imprisonment.
The act Of the legislature In thus increas-
ing the penalty, and rendering imperative a
sentence of Imprisonment for a term Of not
less than one year. has rendered the crime
infamous within the meaning Of the C0nsti-
tuition, and as such no person can lawfully be
held to answer for the same except upon a
presentment or Indictment of grand jury.
A trial justice or municipal judge has no
original jurisdiction in such cases and can
only hold to bail.
The petitioners are unlawfully imprisoned
and are entitled to be discharged.
Haley and Prince of Biddeford appeared
for the petitioners and Attorney General
Littlefeld and County Attorney Perkins of
York county for the state.
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31

LAW TERM-wESTERN DISTRICT.
THURsDAY-The following cases were
disposed of:
CUMBERLAND COUNTY.
Fred Butler and William Brshey, petition
ers for writ Of habeas corpus, VS.. George ii
Wentworth, sheriff and keeper of the jail In
York county. Particulars in relation to this
case will be found elsewhere.
Hamilton & Haley.
G. E. Littlefield. attorney general.
KNOX COUNTY.
City of Rockland VS.. Fred T. Ulmer. On
report. Argued orally.
w. IL. Fogler. c. L. Littlefeld.
LINCOLN COUNTY.
j. S. q f. 7. Bradstreet VS.. Henry Ingalls,
On report. Argued orally.
II. K. Sewall. George b. Sawyer.
Jarvis Wood VS.. ms. of Bristol. On re-
port. Argued orally.
L. M. Staples. George b. Sawyer.
sAGADAHoC COUNTY.
Robert Goddard VS.. ms. of Harpswell.
Exceptions by defendant. Submitted on
briefs.
G. w. Larrabee. Walter Thompson.
Emeline p. Libby VS.. Oscar +. Williams.
Exceptions by defendant overruled for want
Of prosecution.
G. w. Larrabee. w. E. Hogan.
Mary E. Nugent VS.. Frances B. Smith.
Argued orally.
w. Z. Hogan. j. NJ. Trott.
WALDO COUNTY.
Silas 81. Bowler VS.. Weston Brown. Sub
mitted ON briefs.
w. d. Fogler. III. Bliss, Jr.
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
Ie.
PORTLAND THEATRE.
Fifth Maine,

There are more than fifty of the less than
three hundred survivors of this regiment
who have found homes in MASSACHUSETTS,
since the war. A strong effort is being made
to bring every one of these members to the
reunion this year at Peaks Island August
18th. For this purpose at the National En-
campment held in Boston last year an as
ISOLATION was formed called the Massachu-
sets Fifth Maine Regiment Association, and
the prospect is now that there will be the
largest turnout at this reunion that there
has been for good many years, not only of
those who live in this state but those who
live in other parts of New England.
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31

NOR SALE-SO acres at Sioux Falls, only
IL miles from Court House, $4,000. Easy terms.
Would exchange for Portland property. Address
JOHN VAIN, Waite's Landing, care steamer
"Alice.n 26-2
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
The chutauquan Assembly at Frye

The annual Chautauquan Assembly at
Fryeburg has started out with a large at
tendance despite the dubious weather. An
excellent programme for each day of the ses-
sion has been arranged and those attending
are deriving great deal of profit from this
college among the trees. Tomorrow, Satur-
day. August LIST. will be Sunday School Day.
for which low special rates Of fare are
named by the Maine Central railroad, enab-
ling people to spend the entire day at this
beautiful grove. Train leaves Union ISta-
tIon at 8.45 a. m. and returning, arrives at
p. m. Or parties going at Las p. M, can en-
Joy the afternoon and also return at s
o'clock or by paying a slightly additional
rate may remain over Sunday. Rates for
Saturday: Adults, 81; children, so cents.
On Saturday addresses will be delivered by
Rev. Charles E. Melden, d. G. March and
Rev. G. FL. Spaulding, ID. D., and on Sunday
the sermon will be delivered by Rev. DR..
Spalding There will be excellent music on
both DAYS,
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
Quick Work.

The brig Rochemont, owned by j. II.
Hamlen & Son, Captain Godfrey, sailed from
Portland on the oath of April for st. Louis,
Senegal, west coast of Africa, where she ar
rived and remained 81 days, discharging ice
and general cargo and loading for Goree. W.
U. a., where she again discharged cargo and
sailed in ballast for Turks Island; there
changed ports and loaded nearly 1000 bush
els of salt, arriving back in Portland in
berth ready for discharging the 9th, occupy
ing.in all "a days time
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
outward railroad trains in the afternoon.

outward railroad trains in the afternoon.
The Grand Trunk, Maine Central Qnclud-
ing Mountain Division,) and the Portland &
Rochester railroads will issue excursion
tickets at single fare to all persons attend
Ing the reunion from all stations
within the state. Members are invited
to bring their families. Lunch will be
served upon arrival at the island, and a
shore dinner at 13o o'clock. Suitable music
will be provided
The Portland daily press., 1891-07-31
MUSIC AND DRAMA,
PAVILION THEATRE.

Great success is attending the production
OF Lady Audley at Manager McCallum's
popular theatre. The unfavorable weather
OF the past few days has not been seriously
felt at the Pavilion. which has been visited
by large crowds at each performance. All
have been delighted with the excellence of
the bill offered at this house. The play has
caught the popular fancy, and if good wealth
er should prevail the rest of the week, stand
ing room will be scarce. Miss Hamilton, as
Lady Audley, has made a most favorable
impression. and the support given by Mr..
McCallum and the rest of the company is
excellent AS only two more days remain
In which to see this play. all intending to 20
should send in their orders for seats at once,
as many seats have already been sold. Seats
are on sale at Stockbridge's. Take Casco
Bay line
PORTLAND THEATRE.
The Rose of the Sierras" was exceeding.
ly we'll cast last night. The characters en-.
trusted TO Miss Tucker, Miss Dewey, Messrs.
Meldon. Kirke, Melville, and Wilkes were
very well taken. The play was prettiIy
staged and the applause was constant.