New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-03-29


says a ministerial supply agent of B0sioh' - ueH
with the ugregatonal denomination alone Tie Mill
ster.al supply bWcau IS r!n on much the same pan AZ
a teachers agency. There i a req iat11 49, pay
able in ad, ancc which entities the Minis l'T - ono
wears memL4 rship and to all the nformadoi lie can
obtain from tie bureau about the churches f. That Tina
When We get him a chance to preach fr 0e sunday
We charge him 10 per cent Of his pay WAcn peN
mancnt situation IS obtained for an applicant he -
charged per cent Of his first years salary cannoo
say that there is any particular desire among Eastern
graduates FOR Western charge nor IS there any special
call for them The principal theological schools -
the West notably that at Chicago, ara now dong
practically as good w0k a. Andover Hartford. faid
ana Bangor Another reason is the Conservatism %
the West regarding the new departure or 'AndoveS
movement That movement Is not In demand IN tha
West and this fact naturally restricts the call ION
Eastern graduates FOR fear OF entertaining 'estora~
t.on!sr unawares'
one of ,e clergy AZ the Christian Endcavor convena
ton in Portland had this relate In il.u tIaton about
the small beg at his home-ascd abon li"e year' and
six months-Who had been out shoveIlng Stow;
Moo rsIazacd the small boy, in the most ar
Dld You ever have the backachc - continued tld
No. Lat I'VE had The front ache. --(Kenncbec JouN
nal.
That hot and peppery edible known in Mexico a
the timalc has reached Cincinnati In It's March toward
the East. II is about the same thing wenerwurss
only aboat five times hotter and is served IN corn
hu,k.
\ Very Good Dennition.-A little NewYork boy
Tommy hncherLocker, whose iather j. a ptomineu
club man, studying his lesson not long SINCE
The little boy was very much puzzled over his lessons
and finally he asked his pa
ia, what does The word 'prCteXt' meant
Don't bother me- said his father, Who was Icadln9
Newspaper but his mother spoke ap and sa q sweetIyi
on important business hat is preicAt to get away
from his family
Tommy jotod down the definition and read Il out
In school thereby causing sensaton.-lIexas siuhsN
Few people are attending the services Of Father
IcnatuS in Washington, probably owing TO the facs
that he charges pretty steep admission lec iia
says he doesn't intend 10 leave Washington until b
has lot OF souls
\ Cook County Rtuslist.-He Limcricus)-whatl
you've been herr IN Rome fortnight aud haven't been
She CChoagocn,f)-No.
she-Ye-, il is high church. Who's the rccton
any how Life.
"Th, Is regular nightmare weather. said Jcrum
yesterday.
"IIow DO you make that out ," asked Quorum.
"NW. il equine noctia,' answered Jorum, with
q horse laugh
OF all the deadly things that war
Against peace and Nil us,
The worst and deadlicst foe by far.
A. proved by the researches OF scientific men IN
Grrnlanv. France, and several towns Ia
ana fSamd % Ea bv S N PaaS %t With Se
PIG, and other cheap animals how 10 cure
almost ANYTHING except warts ana catarrn'
Is merely u bacillus -lChicaSo Tribune
For four years. says joaquin Miller have been
getting rrndy for the work Of my life. namely my
M, of Christ in verse. As nearly possible will
follow Bible lines. aud will incorporate the best OF
ihc parable,. together with Psalms and Proverbs.
will invent some parallels OF course. fitting them IN
the places where they Belong. There is 50 mucn
romance. beauiy and poetry in the Bible that it VIII
not be at all dicult for u select my themes ana
| subjects. Christ was beautiful man. lived among
the most beautiful Of women and the nobleet sur
roundingS. imagine those tall dark skinned
beautiful Jewish girls. sensuOusy beautiful women'
who can be painted In poetry and in song expect II
Will take several years to complete the work
Callcr-I heard you were sick, so thought wouis
come and see You. -.
Mrs Pcnuywi>e- You'rc very kind. but it's ONLY
trhe got overheatcd in the crush around the Dagh s
Dr. piles bill will be only ~ As than saved
by going there !-(siunsey's Weekly.
The funny men don't seem to draw the line anywhere
The guardians of lives and liberties are by no
means exempt. For instances In Brooklyn there Is
good natured policeman Of German descent named
Muhs. As Is T. be expected his fellows call MN
&" Mush." ON the East side In this city a policeman
WHO is too ready with his club is therefore called
| Fresh jerry The Chinese laundryman near u
calls him Flesh jelly OF course.
LiNEs-AFTER HOOD.
Who cheered me up when was sad.
And sparkling, made NE bright and glt4,
,Til fellows called me Jolly LAD
Ny "Mumm," all
Who. when upon that fatal day
| asked her 10 be mine. did say
she'd love me In another way
My sister
Who. when my fortunes turned out bad.
Took ali nv Goods. ard seemed rSht elaA
Vet one Iedeem!ng' feature laa d!
Ny uncle.
Who after tweaty years or mora
OF practice in the courts OF law,
betsNud me trutbful without hawf
Myself ,,.. }
Ar n salvation Army meeting In Boston the OUNCE
cav a IIIndoo sp akcr declared that he finds mo'e
spiritual darkness in America than lie ever iouh' =
| India Al which an enthusiastic hcaIcr shou'eu' y"
general principles: THAT'S SO: bless the LORD
Drowp-And saw there curious affair. h' MINI:
can't dc>cpb' 4. II hadn't the likeness OF ans s,h
thnt /, i'm HEAVIER hhDl that Is In the earth oo
| q: thai !, IN ;ic water under tilc earth 4, soms
Fo-g-t,h 90. - "'" '.i-e CUP W." ."
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