Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-10-22
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-Jagson says it's a long loan that has
| no neutrality-suspicious. Gazette.
-DoctoF-'sNo man has to die more
than onke-" Maud-s.Aren't You sorry?s
Life.
To. the indolent man every move
ment is labor movement--Boston
Courier.
A lawyer generally feels himself
competent to break any will except his
ife'S-Boston Courier.
Hardly week passes but we are
constantly surrounded by perils seen
and kerosene. Siftings.
"A young man who has just been
accepted exultingly remarks that he
is now a member of the weekly press.
Lowell Courier.
Miss Bond-'sDon't you think that
Mrs Blank is somewhat affected?"
Mr.. Young-''I think that her head may
be."-Lowell City.
Men judge a mans religion by his
actions outside the church, and the
women Judge it by the brilliancy Of his
prayers within. --Atehison Globe.
-He-"What beautiful figure Miss
maker says it is so easy to build upon
SO angular, you know."-Boston News.
1t always spoils the effect of the
sermon on a man when he intends to
put nickel on the plate and absent.
mindedly puts ON q quarter.
Times.
,Maudie-.Good gracious! / think
there is a man following close behind
us!' Jennie-''Well, don't walk so
fast. dear. He never can catch up with
us. IN. Y. Telegram.
links -''Cholly doesn't seem to
have any presence of mind" Filkins-
mo, but it's all his parents fault.
They didn't present him any."-N. Y.
Herald
-Prima Facie Evidence.-Priscilla-
slack tried to kiss me last night, and,
do you know, believe he had been
drinking" Angelina-'.He must have
been.'-Br andon Bucksaw.
You will excuse me for saying so,
Miss Hawkins, but you have beautiful
foot" $50 I've been told, Mr.. Sappy-
and perhaps you will excuse me for
saying that you ought to see papa's."-
n. Y. Herald.
low, wow!" exclaimed a verdant
gunner, as his borrowed bird-dog dashed
between his legs and dumped him in
the stubble; ''they told me that was
setter, but it seems to me he's more of
an upsetter. Boston Courier.
-Saved.-"Col. Nipper fell overheard
on the ferry this morning, buth, didn't
drown" II wonder at it. He told me
he couldn't swim stroke" ''He can't.
AS soon as he struck the water he
closed his water-tight compartments"
IN. Y. Sun.
Jones (reading alond)-"'A true,
good, noble woman is ever ready to
make herself doormat for the man
she loves?' All, Dolly, those are the
women who make the best wives!" Mrs.
j. (who is not of this type)-"Yes dear,
and the worst observation-disclosures
Family j ars. MIR. Luscher-'.It's
time to get up and make the fire. I've
been calling you for the last half hour.
/ don't believe you'd awaken at the
sound of Gabriel's horn" Mrs. Luscher
-"Well, you would then. You'd walxen
at the first suggestion of horn
Brooklyn Eagle.
Tiara tau the seaside - on OOn'I
seem to be making much progress with
the Boston fellow" Maude-''Why.
what makes you think SOP" Clara
you have been with him three even
ings now, and the creases in his trous-
ers still extend above the knee
Clothier and Furnisher.
-Landlady (starting the converse
tom -''How absurd the ancients were,
when we think of it. They actually be.
lieved that the souls of the dead en-.
tered birds and animals" A Brutal
Boarder-''No thing absurd about that.
Take this chicken we are eating, for in.
stance. 1t was probably inhabited by
the sole of shoe. "-Pick-Me-Up.