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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

Foe THE l;ss TINA IL many years Viz.
ginis U. S. Senator wss e!ectod yesterday
without q caucu. nomination, end wlth net
single oppcsiticn vote. This is an honor
of which Senator Dspis' may we'll be proud,
for 1t was rlcaly deserved. Thora are only
three Republicans in tbs Legislature. OF
whom ore was ahsoa', ard ;aa t7o who
were present did not voc. III. Daniel car
rled with him to the u s. Senate, and has
fully maintained there, the distinguished
reputation he bears Ia dis own State.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

The Farmers Alliance geems 20 be par.
tlculatly uuf1f;una,e in the selection CT all
che men they prefer % promlneua positions.
Mr.. Kyle, the uan they oieoted TO the U. S.
Senate from South Dakota. Is now publicly
charged with attempting to get committee
places from both the democratic and repub-
licau organizations In that body. But where
every man has a right to vote. thoae select
ed for offce are pretty generally fair repre-.
ssntatives Of the people they represent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

No LESS than ten eopsrate and cissrc'
bills have already been Introduced io the
Legislature for the purpose OF reducing tne
enormous AID rapidly increasing criminal
exoenses of the State. all CT which combined
would not accomplish the d'siEed O. J 'ct.
But that easentiaHy nece1sary o'iacs could
be achieved Immediately and with 10
trouble, eud wi;h uatold benefits TO tbs
morals aud manners OF la'ga por.!on c!
the States population, b. bill OF one line'
providing fer tie reesiab!i5hmens q ms
whipping past. Bat mora! courage Ia not
held In es high repuse now 80 formerly
either hy State or national legislators.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

II WAS s!ated il sestertey'5 GAZETTE
that thu American Minister 10 C.iaa had
informed tbs soeer, ment that the Chiueee
goye.cme1s would n,2&e 70 appropriation
for the Chicago f,ir. II view c. the anti
Chinese laws OF this couolrY a,d OF The pro-
posed bcmhardmeat OF Chnesa pa'ts by
American ships, because cone Of tne people
OF these porte @! ,ct to Ssvlpg fora'Sn and
what they consider CT absurd religion forced
upon tien, Il wou'd sosE2 thes Minister
D,uby might just al we'll havo esved h!m'
ssf the trouble, aud h!s govaFnnens the e1'
pense, OF forwarding tbs Information re-
Jared tc.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

DURING tie last ten months lhe decreasf
il the export Of nsat, butter snd cheese
from this couatry amounted to ten million
dollars, and that CT Indian corn to twenty
millior. Ths Mckinley bill has been Ia oper
R.ion dur!og the whole time referred tc. But
the republicans enid the benef5s CT the Nc
Kinley bill would rsdound chi,fg to the
American farmers. AID yes, with the fact
referred to staring them In ths face, there
are men who produce meas, oa!ter, cheese
and corr, the psice of whiea Ia regulated By
foreign quotations, who continue to support
the partr that passed The in'qaltoua bill to
which reference ia made.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

so.day sent to ths Senate the .ol!cyirs
nominations: To be g. Circuit Judges
VIM. L. Putnam, OF Maine, for the frs. IN.
dlcial circuit; Nathaniel saipm,n, Of,
Connecticut. for the second; Gao. NJ. D,I.
las. Of Pennsylvania, thisd; Nathan Goff
Of West Virginia, fourth; VIM. q. Taft, Of
Ohio, sixth; VIM. a. Wood, Of Indiana
seventh (; Warren Tfuitt, OF Oregon, [ :
District Judge, for the district OF Alas ga
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

SIR EDWIN ARNOLD Gays the people oil
Boston speak the English language more
nearly like his own countrymsn than any
other people. More distinguished literary
Enelishmen who have visited this country
have said they felt more ct home in Virgin
Ia than any where else on this side CT the
water, and that the people here, In their
language end manners. were more like those
of their own country than those they met
with In any other State. There are EGG.
lishmen and Euglishmen.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
= LEX A N p F. 7 A. v A
wEDSEsoAx aqGNIN,., DECEMBER 16

AN INVESTIGATION 0! the "Soid!erS'
Honen at Milweukes wss recently mace
Y,,h the result that large run5er oil the
inmates we're touad to be not only perfectly
able toled, bu. to be drawing pensions ana
70 have money in investments. taa ioVes-
tipatlon Of the pension rolls we're made, how
rnanv names CT them would be found to be
those OF u,on who ere not entitled to pen
slons? Bot, instead Of removing the names
OF such, more OF than are being added TO
ths rolls every Gay, and the number will be
increased by thousands daily from new until
next November, in order to increase tho re-
nublican vote that will then be po!Ied
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

Mr.. E. s. Worre, jr., fortified yesterday a.
Denver, Col, in the trial OF DR.. T. Thatcher
Graves for the murler of Mr.. Josephine Barnaby,
that the package containing the bottle of poison
remained in buggy in livery stable all night,
and after 1t was brought Into the house wss loft
On til, dining table all day b,forc tho woman
drenk from it.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

The desd body of John 3. Ely, who was abduc.-
ed in jackson county, Fla, on Friday last, was
found at Hclloway'G mi ! yesterday. Ely hid
been beaten snd shot through from behind. The
body was stsmped into the mud and lamber piled
90 It, When the pcsse began their search for the
b1dy at the mill Holloway, enc of the sbiuctors,
appeared and began firing on them. The posae
returned tho fire and Holloway was kiIlsd.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
PRESIDENT HARRISON says the democratic

PRESIDENT HARRISON says the democratic
Territory Of U;eh mrst be denifd admission
as a SAFE into the Union sill longer, De-
cause some Of the people thereof, Though
thew have absadoned poiygamy, SILL believe
in the Mormon and pR!Eisrchal doctrine OF
9 plurality CT wives. But President Rsr-
risen retains az marshal ct tina cane Terri
tory man under indlctneu t for robbirg
the treasury, end for keeping gambling
establishment, and who is charged With de-
beuching end cr,niral!y assaultiag the fe'
male prisoners IL the peniten larry while un-
der his charge. But tie President never
was model of consistency.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

The indications aeem to point to a consolidation
Of the baseball Interests OF the country into one
twelve-club circuit as result Of tho conference
of league and association presidents begun yes
to-day at Indianapolis.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

It cannot be denied that Salvation Oil is
the greatest cara or eaEth for pain. Price
25 csnts.
The Boil CT Honor.-Tbe progress ofmany
bright aud promising scholar is of.en ar.
rested and encouragement brought on by
absence from school caused by cough, cold
or sore throat. Give Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup
and let your children answer present"
when the roll is called,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
Suicida of a Woman

LANCASTER, Pa, Dec. 16.-Mrs. Amelia Spices,
young woman of this city, h sd quarrel with her
husband last night and her mother Threatened to
compel the husband to leave the house. The gu r.
rel was resumed this morning when the yolng
woman ran up stairs ard blew her brains out, dy-
ing instantly.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
The Columbia Daily Calendar

For 1892 Is la the form OF psd one leaf
for each day Of the year. The day of the
week, OF the month, and OF the year are
given, and each slip bears short paragraph.
At the bottom of each leaf is a blank for
memoranda. POPE MFG Co, B3sson, New
York and Chicago.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
American Tin.

PIrTsBURG. Pa, Dec. 16.-Whst Ia ta'd to
be the 6rst Car load Of pig-tln ever mined
on the North American continent arrived
In this city yesterday. II came from d.
range, Mexico, and ls the property Of the
Pittsburg and Mexican Tin Mining o..
Tbera are altogether twenty tons OF the
metal which Ia now on exhibition In this
city at the Office of the company. The ore
OF the company at Its mines is yielding Il
Der cent. which ia remarkable, as the high.
est at the mines In Wales Is 81 per cent.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
DIED.

1t her home, In this city, at $50 g. M, Re.
BERTA CLINE, daughter Of the late Willism Cine
Funeral Friday at 2 p. N. from her home, 500
P,iuce street. Friends and relatives invited
philadelphia Baltimore and Haymarket papers
please copy.
On Tuesday night, at 7:45 p. M, 3 BERT
WILLIAMS. ST., Of paralysis, aged II years, TIE
funeral will take place from his late residence
No. $50 8. Patrick street, between Wilkes and
Gibbon streets, on Fridsy at 8 o'clock. Rclatives
and friends arc invited to st.ead.
At Sandy Spring, Md, December IA 1891
KATE O., wife Of Surgeon F. W. Elbrey, o. g. A.,
retired. Interment a. sandy splog Thursday,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

The body Of Richard Harvey knelt 81 Cream
witch street window for two days, within plain
view Of passing 81" trains, before it was discov
ertd Yesterday that he was dead
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
TREASURY DEPARTMENT,

Washington, D. O.
I iake great pleasure in certifying to tho
efficacy of Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup. 10 use in
my family ss specific for colds OF children
or adults, and have found 1t to be a cure
almost Immediate and always permanent.
THOs, B. PRICE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

Sufferers from scalds. burns, So. Saliva.
ton OH will cure you speedily. Olly %
CENTS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

LIME MILD BIO COFFERs fer sa,e freshly
a roasted or green By
dec4 J. C, MILBURN.
4 IALL and examine my stock of ARTISTS MA.
" TERIAL ct Washington prices.
oc.12 W.T.. SMITH.
CARDIGAN JACKETS, extra large and fine
" quality, at
nov16 a.. sLAYMAKER's
" BU0k {sss,o MEAL ' sIL 3 1Rs'y
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16
0rening and Closing of the Mails.

Northern mails close ct 7:30 and $50 g. N
and 1915 and 6:15 p. m. and $40 p. N. Opon
at SOD a. IA, 1900 M, and $50 p. m.
southern maila, via Charlottesville, virgini,,
close at 8 25 and HOO a. m. and $40 p. Ia.
Open at 900 and LAT p. N. and $50 p. m.
Manassas Division mails close at $50 3. N.
and 4:30 p. N. Open at lao g. n.
Southern mails, via Richmond Va. closes st
1920 q. M, 4.45 and 900 p. u. Open OF S:45
o. N. and 1900 p. N.
8:3O q. n. and $40 P. N. Open ct 800 q. N ard
$3.50 o. m.
Closed mails to Falls Church, Vienna, Fairfax
Oh, Herndon Leesburg, Purcellville and Round
Hll, Va, close at 4:10 p. M. and open at 500 am.
Western mails close at 1920 a. NJ, 1916 and
300 p. N. 0pea at $50 and 1000 a. M, and
300 p. n.
Washington L. C., mails close st 7:30 and $50
8. u. nd 12:45 $40 and GEO p. N. Open
st 93 nd 1000 q. H., 1890 n, and 300 aHd
$50 :. L..
oiHce Eoprs-opcr ct 500 q. m. Close at 6:3o
D. IN. Open at ESQ p N. Close ct z D. n.
Sunday aouIa-opon at 800 a. n. Close at
$50 g. N.
CARRIEps' Observation-Disclosures made on 5.
win routes-6:3O and 1000 a. M, 1890
zoo and 5:45 p. m. On Strip route-6:3C and
1000 a. N. and $40 pm.
Deliveries made at 800 2. NJ. il N. and o:Oo
.. u. o,o
euadoy-CarriSI1 ElndcT ep@" az o'"0 NJ
cl 20 yt $50 o.
lust REOEIvED-A big job in Scarlet and Nat
Cd Wool Underwear. Come and see them at
noy17 kkOS B. SLAYMAKERS.
DRIME NEW LEMON PEEL. 15c per Id. re-
J. ceived to-day by
dec15 j. Y hlLbohN.
DRIME NEW CITRoN zoe per ID. iuat received
bv fdec141 ]. c. MILBURN.
mood COOKING BASINS, Sc per, ID at
ST dcc14 ]. c. MILBURN'S.
HAVE nice selection Of ART STUDIES fer
4 80 roct12l W T. SMITH.
AHONTsERRAT LINE JUICE for sale By
M ia2o J.C. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

Nominations.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 16.-The President
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-12-16

lust REOEIVED-A big job in Scarlet and Nat
81 Wool Underwear. Come and see them at
noy17 AkOS B. SLAYMAKERS.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
How to succeed.

The fact that success is mainly due TO
hard work has been expressed in many diff
ferent ways, but one of the best was that
recently employed by very successful
drummer" or commercial traveller He
was talking with a companion, rather
lazy fellow, when the latter exclaimed
81 declare, Jack, can't understand why
you always succeed in selling so many more
goods than do.'
"Tll tell you why it is" replied Jack,
"but," he added, tits trade secret, and
you mustn't give it away"
"Of course wouldn't do such thingp
was the answer.
"Well. them" said Jack mpressively, Il
succeed because when I'm after business l
wear out the soes of my shoes more than
the seat of my trousers "-Youth's Com
paniOn.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17

10. 55.-One of the Best of Old Riddles.
God made Adam out of dust,
But thought it best to make me first;
So was made before the man,
To answer Gods most holy plan
Ny body he did make complete,
But without arms or legs or feet;
Ny ways and actions did CONTROL
And was made without a soul!
A living being became,
And Adam gave to me my name;
Then from his presence | withdrew,
And more of Adam never knew.
/ did my makers laws obey,
From them | never went astray.
Thousands of miles | run, It's clear,
Yet seldom on the land appear.
That Gods full purpose you may see
He put living soul in me-
Which thence anon he did reclaim
And took from me that soul again.
But when from me that soul was fled,
was the same as when first made;
And without hands or feet or soul
travel now from pole to pole.
No fear of death doth trouble me,
For happiness cannot see;
To heaven | shall never go,
Nor to the grave, nor hell below.
The Scriptures | cannot believe,
If right or wrong, can't conceive,
Although my name therein is found
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17

A "hansom" drew up at the entrance of
well known place of entertainment in
the Strand. A gorgeously appareled masher
alighted, and having assisted lady out
who accompanied him, handed the driver
his exact legal fare. Cabby looked at it
for few seconds, turned it over in his
hand, and then in loud but benevolent
tones exclaimed "'Adn't you an the lady
better get in again, sir, an ave yer
moneys WORTH | could ave done yer an
other twenty yards for this" he added,
and giving another look at the coin ex-
pressive of the utmost contempt he slowly
arranged his knee cloth and drove away
London Tit-Bits.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
STATE OF vERMONT-County of Adj

JENNIE 5. Pecu, of Bristol, in said county,
having filed her petition to the Addison
County court next to be held Mt Middebury,
within and Tor said County OF Addison, on
the first Tuesday OF June, A. d., 1891, setting
forth in substance that she was married TO
william L. Pecu on the nth day OF Septem.
Der, A. d. 1886; that she has resided in said
County tor the year last past; that the said
William l.. wiliully deserted her on the 9th
day of April, A. ID 1887. Wherefore she prays
for Il divorce from the said william L., and
that she may resume her maiden name. And
il appearing that the said William l.. Pecu is
without said State so that said petition can
not be served upon him, II Is ordered that he
be sun moned to appear and answer the
foregoing petition, on the first day OF the next
term OF said Court, to be held at Middlebury
aforesaid, on the first Tuesday OF June, A. d.,
1891 by the publication OF the substance of
said petition together with this order in the
Middlebury REGISTER, public newspaper
published in said Middlebury, three weeks
successfully, the last OF which publications to
be at least SIX weeks prior to said term OF
said Court.
Dated at Mlddlebnry, aforesaid, this Both
day of March, A. d., 1891. IA
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, Clerk.
STEWART WILDs Attys. for petitioner.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Estate of PhOeba A. Thayer.
Probate OF Will
STATE OF VERMONT-District OfAd.
- Gison a.

Be IT remembered that at a session of the
Probate Court holden ut Middlebury, within
and for the said district, on the 18th day OF
April A. ID. 1891.
Present: Hon. James NJ. Slade, Judge.
Whereas Il certain instrument in writing,
under SEAL purporting to be the last will and
testament OF Phoeba A. Thayer, late OF Or
well. in said distr ct, deceased, having been
this day presented to said Court tor Probate,
and duly filed in the Registers Office There
fore, ii is ordered, that all persons interested
in the estate OF said deceased be notified to
appear before said court, ut the Probate OF.
flee in Middlebury in said district,o on the 5th
day of May \. ID. 1891, at 10 O'Clock a. m, by
publication OF this order three weeks success
sively previous thereto in the Middlebury
Register, a newspaper printed at Middlebury,
aforesaid, to show cause, If any they may
have, why said instrument in writing should
not be proved and allowed as the last will
and testament OF the said deceased.
By the Court. Attest
10 LANES NJ. SLADE. Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
servat
No. 6O.-OmissiOns.

Fill the blanks indicated by dashes with
words pronounced alike:
Mr.. Jones had finished haying, his -
were crowded full of hay, and it was with
a feeling of profound satisfaction that he
went to his old fashioned - covered desk
for the money with which to pay off his
hired men before discharging them. ThGt
evening. the moon being at the full, he
harncs,ed up his - and he and his wife
took "A long, delightful drive. The next
morning he again invited his wife to ride,
but this time he took her to his yacht that
was moorcd at the foot of the lawn and
they spent an enjoyable day on the water,
entering some of the beautiful - of that
region. As he, at night again, moored his
Yacht at its tiny wharf and returned to his
pleasant home he felt that he coveted the
wealth of no - of Turkey.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Estate of Jacob Cary.
Probate of VIII.
SSTATE OF VERMONT,-Distr of AID

Be ii remembered that at n session OF the
Probate Court holden at Middlebury within
and tor said District on the 9Th day of April,
n. ID. 1891,
Present. Hon. James NJ. Slade, Judge.
Whereas, "A certain instrument in writing,
under seal, purporting TO be the last will and
testament OF jacob Cary, late OF Goshen, in
said district, having been this day presented
TO said Court tor Probate, and duly filed in
the Registers Ofiicc; Therefore il is ordered,
that all persons interested in the estate OF
said deceased, be notified to appear before
said Court, at the Probate Office in Middle.
bury, in sad District on the 4th day OF May,
A. D., 1891, at 10 O'Clock a. m, by publication
Ot this order, three weeks successfully pre-
vious thereto in the Middlebury Register, II
newspaper printed at Middlebury to show
cause il any they may have, why said instru.
ment in writing should not be proved and
allowed, as the last will and testament of the
said deceased
BY order OF Court.
Attest. JAMES NJ. SLADE,
l6 Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Winning the millionaire.

An uncommonly well developed speci-
men of the genus tramp addressed the vet
eran stock operator, Addison Cammack, in
New street the other day with IA hearty
Say, uncle, will yer give me quarter?"
The cynical millionaire looked curiously
at the forlorn combination of rags and i'm
pudence and replied, "Why, Of course;
come to my Office when you have leisure
and | VIII give you my note for the
amount"
Yer note?" queried the mendicant, as
an anxious look stole over his face. "Well,
say, who can yer git to indorse it,"
Cammack actually grinned as he passed
over IA silver quarter.-New York Times
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
No. 51.-Charades.

No. 51.-Charades.
/. My first is ito plumber" My second
is "A proposition. My whole is IA singing
bird which comes early in the spring.
2. My first is a rod used by masons in
mixing hair with mortar. My second, an
instrument used for boring, usually by
means of brace. My whole is a small
rodent which burrows in the earth.
No. 5S.-Two Strings to His Bow.
Make sense of the following:
HO!
WHAP
PYCO, ULDl!
BE WIT. HE. 1T.
HER! WE. RE TOT: HER.
DE ARC. HARM. ERA. WAY.
BUT WI HEN. YOUTH. US.
TIE: A Sc MET. o! GET
HER TONE IT! HERR
A.W. OR DIV.
ILL Is.
Az!
No. 59.-Letter Refuses.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Gelatine Custard.

One cup of sugar, one pint tepid water,
the whites of four eggs, one-half package
of gelatine dissolved in water. Beat the
whites to stiff froth and put in the dis
solved gelatine, and beat all together for
half an hour. Flavor with lemon or va
nilla. Make the yelks into custard and
DOur over it,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17

Instant relief for Group, by using
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment internal as
well as external.
Many people who pride themselves on their
blue blood would be TAR happier with pure
blood but, we cannot choose our ancestors
fortunately, by the use of Ayers sarsaparilla,
we can transmit pure blood to our posterity
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Estate of James WOlcOtt.
Final settlement.
y TATEOF VERMONT,-Dist of A 4

- olson, SIS.
The Probate court tor the district of Addi-
SON
To all persons interested in the estate OF
James +. Wolcott, late OF Bridport, in said
district, deceased. GREETING:
By the authority of the State OF Vermont,
said Probate Court, at the Probate Ofice in
Middlebury, in said District, on the 4th day OF
May, A. ID. 1891, at 10 O'Clock, a. m, to show
cause. If any you have, why the account OF
Edwin II. Wolcott, administrator of the estate
OF said deceased, should not be allowed, and
also why the residue of said estate should not
be distributed to the parties entitled thereto.
Dated at Middlebury, in said District, this
1lth day of April, A. ID. 1891.
BY the court.
Attest, JAMES NJ SLADE,
l6 Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Estate of VIM. ii. Allen.
Proof of VIII.
CTATE OF VERMONT-Di,tricto of Adj
- olson.

AlAII- VT ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS OF Adj
~ olson.
BE ii remembered, that at II session OF the
Probate Court holden at Middlebury, within
and tor the district OF Addison. on the 10th day
OF April, \. d. 1891.
Present: Hon James VI. Slade, Judge.
whereas, IA certain instrument in writing,
under seal, purporting to be the last will and
testament OF VIM. II. Allen, late of Middle
bury, in said District, deceased, having been
this day presented to said Court Tor PROBATE,
and duly filed III the Registers Of1lce There.
fore it is ordered, that all persons interested
in the estat" OF said deceased, be notified to
appear before said Court, ut the Probate
Office in Middlebury, in said District on the
4th day OF May, A. D., 1891, at 10 O'Clock a. IN.
by publication OF this order, three weeks
successfully previous thereto in the Middle.
bury Register, IA newspaper printed at Mid
dlebury to show cause il any they may have
why said instrument in writing should not
be proved and allowed. rs the last will and
testament OF said deceased.
by order of the court
10 Attest, JAMES NJ. SLADE, Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17

Produce an ordinary ring say a curtain
ring, and offer to push Miss Jones head
through it, if she is willing to submit to
the operation, which you assure her will
not hurt. Miss Jones having consented,
you put the ring on your finger and push
Miss Jones' head while your finger is
through the ring.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-04-17
Couldn't Hear Himself Think.

"Oi can't hear mesilf think" said Pat to
his romping children, "an' it's moighty
lucky fer yez all that OF can't, fer Oh was
jist thinkn' of KILN yez il yez didn't
make liss noise. West Shore.