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The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

You've tried DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription have
you and you're disappointed.
The results are not ansnseat-
ate.
And did you expect the dis
ease of years to disappear in
a aOeek2 Put a pinch of time
in every dose. You would
not call the milk poor because
the cream doesn't rise in an
hourl If there's no water in
it the cream is sure to rise.
If there's a possible cure, DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is sure to effect it, if given a
fair trial.
You get your one dollar it
costs back again if it don't
benefit or cure you.
We wish we could give you
tie makers confidence. They
show it by giving the money
back again, in all cases not
benefited, and it'd surprise you
to know how few dollars are
needed to keep up the refund.
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Somebody has invented q s~oap.oubbls
outfit. 1t is put up in a neat box and in.
cludes a peculiar kind of pipe, made es.
pecially TO blow bubbles, a special brand Of
soap, warranted 20 beat the world for teau,
ity Of Aim and other appliances.
A new departure In the building business
has been successfully tried in Germany.
This ia the wholesale manufacufsc.
ture Of mortar, TO be sold 10 small builders
and private individuals. In Berlin last
year 100000 barrels were sold,
In ls42 what is now known as 'lnluen,an
was known then as ''ryIer's grip" Tyler
was president Of the United States, and
Just after he vetoed the "Cnited States
Bank bill'' this epidemic swept over the
country and was called ''Tyler's grip"
The pension department has upon its
rolls the names OF twenty-seven widows OF
revolutionary soldiers who have bean regu-
larly paid pensions up to the present time.
Three Of them are ninety-seven years OF
age and two ninety six. The youngest is
seventy.one.
Lepers are still numerous III Norway.
The lumber IL upward OF ous thousand,
most OF whom are found IN the seacoast
0lstIlcIss kuef6 are lOuE lepSE nOSplIaIS,
Leprosy, once common In Europe, has
maintained It's hold In Norway longer than
In other countries, but is gradually being
sxterminated there.
A horse employed In q lumber mill 40
9uernville, Cal, for the last twelve years
TO haul away the sawdust has become 90
well acquainted with his work that he GOES
from one hopper 70 a~Eotnsr, through the
Intricate psssagsways without q driver,
and never strikes q post. He begins and
quits work by the whistle the same as tina
men.
The wife Of J. D. Cheever, a Pennsyl.
vsnia salesman, made the discovery Of a
petrihed toad IN u lump OF coal and this
relic Of the carboniferous age, which is
now in the hands Of Prof. Hanback,, Of
Washington university has created q seusa-
tion In the ranks Of the students OF
palaontolosy, who have been favored with
Q view Of IT.
Photography has attained a recognized
position In medicine. There are amateur
photographers on the staff OF nearly every
hospital, and the extensions now being
carried on at the English Royal College OF
Surgeons comprehend a photograph.
pom." Betors long the surgeon will think
10 more about carrying bis camera than he
ices now Of carrying his stethosoope
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

BY local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the eer. There IL only one
way 70 cure deafness, and that 10 BY eonstttu'
Eustachtan. Tubs. When this tubs gets In.
famed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect
hearing, and when 1t 10 entirely closed, Deaf.
can be taken out and this tube restored TO its
normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever nine cases out of ten are. caused By
catarrh, which Is nothing but an iniansd COD
ditlon Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
Ease Of Deafness Caused BY catsrrh) that we
send for circulars, free.
-. FL CHENEY . CO., Toledo. 0.
Sold BY druggists rs cents.
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Is true, however strange the assertion. Any
compound Of vegetables easily absorbed and
sbl to promote digestion, nutrition and excrs
ton. purify the blood and secure healthy action
the ancient formula adopted by the monks o.
he Middle Ages and known as St. Bernard
Vegetable Pills, will 60, 10 such q remedy and
BY the experience u ali schools Of medicine
since Galen. No blood purifier In the world
ran equal them. A sample Of the st. Bernard
Vegetable Pills VIII be sent free TO all april
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30
HUMOROUS.

Those TERRIBLE EUssi'. WORDS.
Bronson-"Did you hear The sad
fate of Door OfalofIski, tile Nussian9n
Johnson-"No; what wa .tf''
Bronsou-"He got into az dlteTcatlcp
with a fellow countryman, all ths other
fellow pulled out a revolver and made
Offaloffskl eat bis words. It killed
him.
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TWICE HE wEPT. Seorgel
Willie got his little hand caught in tie
70 lding doors to-day, and crushed his
little fingers horribly. He cried and
cried until l was really flighreued,"
George-"Poor little clag | hear
him crying yet; where If hep
Wife-"Oh, he's crying now because
/ won't let him do II again"
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$40 you find enough to keep you
busy these days?"
"Yoa bet. I'm putting in bigger
days WORK these days than I ever did
before"
"Why I thought you'd given up
your job"
80 / did. Pm looking for another"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

The only thing that mar ,hs iaDdy's
peace OF mind Is the TACT that he isn't
Imported, like everything 10 uses.
Meanwhile, from his lofty place In the
menagerie, the imported monkey looks
down on him, and maTvels.
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HER LAMP WAS DURNING.-"Why
burn your lamp 80 late my friend,
Into the dawning dayp"
"Because,n Quoth the girl graduate,
"This dude won't go away"
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Jack-"Wby are you looking 60 sads"
Tom-"I saw Maud throwing sly
glances at Harry tonight"
Jack-"Cheer up. 1t ives Doubtless
for you she meant them, though Harry
got them. Women can never throw
straight you know"
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Mrs Bingo-"Clara has ben shop.
ping all day. Oh, here Is the delivery
wagon with some Of the things she has
ordered"
Bingo-"But where Is Clara9n
Mrs. Bingo-''she Is probably wait
ing for the change"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Cann's Kidney euro for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brirht'S,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &C. Cure guaranteed. s3l
Arch Street, Phllad'a. 81 g bottle, 6
for IS, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
cnres- TRY it,
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A FINE LINE DRAwS.-Mrs. A.
Does your husband believe In corporal
punishment in the household"
Mrs. B,-Only to Il certain point
He's always whipping tile children, but
he thinks the dust should be got out Of
the carpet by moral suasIon,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

General Lee once refused 100000
and a ROYALTY to write a southern his
tory Of the war. He did not think it
proper to write and publish anything
on The subject during his lifetime.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

"Foor little fellow" said the SYM
pathetic lady to the urchin who was
trudging along with books and safe
under his arm, aren't yon sorry to
haze to 60 back to school? Still, I
suppose you manage to have q great
many good times"
"Yes'm," was the reply. 81 have
lust put q liznrd in the teachers desk,
aud mucilage in her ink and dropped
sls' Q on Johnny Hymns sore toe,
and put limburgef cheese in the pump,
and school amt really opened yet
either. - Washington Post.
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Johnny-"Mr. Hankinson, amt YOU
shay 81 i Ike other men?"
Mr.. Hankinson'''I suppose so, john
ny; whyr"
Papa says you amt exactly square,
and Irene says you seem to be always
round"
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~ am going TO be indiscrset Miss
Chicago" 'Ob, you can't he with me,
Mr.. Boston" Nor Well, | was Just
going to say how elegantly that big
diamond ring does h4rmonize with your
hapds,o
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His Fiancee-''ATe you sure you
wonld love me Just as tende!ly if our
conditions were reversed-.f you were
rich and I were poor3"
He-"Reverss our conditions and try
mePD
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"Look herel You Just jsbbsd me in
the eye with your umbrella"
"Too bad. Here's my fathers card.
He's an eye doctor, and IL you'll use my
name he'll give you bottom rates"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

It Is q mistake to try and cure catarrh BY
using local applications. Catarrh being o
constitutional disease, requires a consttGt onal
remedy like Hoods Sarsaparillar which, acting
through the blood, reaches every part Of the
system
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

VERY LrKEIY-"Char'ey groTls be-
cause b uncle is so close"
He'd get pretty mad If his uncle
were to open his window and look about
for some fresh heir, Just the same"
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DeaIer-'I am sure, madame, you
could lock the city through aud not Tn !
a handsomer carriage than his"
Mrs, D'Avuoo-"On, its handsome
enough, but IL looks too comfortable to
be Stylish
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Mexican contractors are importing
thousands of Chinsse labogers 10 work
on railroads In course OF construction
IN that land.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

wattss."Potts shaves here sometimes.
Doesn't hep"
Barber-"Yes; Mr.. Potts is one Of my
regular clients"
Potts -"Clients! Don't you mean
patientsf"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Crawtord-"rims is money, you
know"
Merrltt-"Au6 yet I would sooner
have a girl who has forty million, than
n who has forty years"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Reading cars, fitted out with the most
popular periodicals and books, will be-
attached to the passenger trains of the
ST Petersburg and Warsaw railroad.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30
Over 100 species of fish abound along
the coast OF Uruguay and more than 2.
OQ0 species of insec is have been class!-
led within Its borders.

.Guarantesd I'VE year eight per cent First
PAYABLE every SIX monthsi principal and inter-.
est collected when due and renitted without
Z Co, Kansas City, no. Write for particulars.
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Columbia College has a landed estate
OF about twenty acres in the best part
OF New York city, worth now Sl0,00',-
900, and likely TO double in value in tue
next decade,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

The Humboldt river, California, and
some of its tributaries are said to be
Rorced in many places with of
cattle that persisted last winter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Fire has been worshlpped as a divin-
ity. The platonists COMPOUNDED 1t with
the heavens and considered 1t IS the
divine intelligence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

LIVING AND DYING -Sanso-Old
Brown lived long, but his last years
were spend in a poorhouse.
Rodd-Than be lived long and died
short ehp
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

The Belmont family, fearing an at
tempt to steal the body of the late Au.
gust Belmont, buried at Newp TT, has
ts.ablished a nightly guard at the
rave.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Btown-"Fenderson IS q very enter
aiming fellow; don't you think SOP"
Fogg-"Yts, but the deuce Of 1t 10
rou can't begin to laugh until he has
cone"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Nine hundred AMI ninety-two women
registered at Cheyenne, Wyo,, for the
recent elections. Several women rode
twenty.six milesinto Cheyenne to vote,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

New YORK. City has been suffering
an epidemic Of moths" and thieves.
The moth will pass away bat the
thieves will remain.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Doesn't that man look shsepish!"
asked Mrs Keedick.
Eyes, but perhaps he has had the
wool pulled over his eyes" replied Kec-
DICK,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

There used to be female base ball
teams, but as yetthere have been no foot
ball teams composed entirely Of the gen.
tie sex.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Any person sendizl Us their nEno and "a;
dresx viii receive infor nation that will Lead
to a fortune. Benz, Lewis 81 Cos security
Building, Kansas city, No.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

John Huskiu says: 1.-THE good book
| OF the hour, than, Is simply the pleasant
talk Of some person whom you cannot
| converse with, printed for you"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30
The Failure

OF the kidneys and liz tffo properly remove tbs
Tactic or uric acid from the system, results In
RHEUMATISM.
This acid accumulates IN the hbrous tissues
particularly IN the Joints, and causes mlamml
ton and the terrible pains aud aches, which
are agonlzing every time a movement is made
TEE Val TO CURE
Rheumatism Is to purify the blood. And 10 dc
this take the best blood puriisr, Hoods sarsA.
parllla. Hosts of friends testify to cures Of
rheumatism It has effected.
Hoods ~Sarsapariila
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Prepared
only by c. I. HOOD & co, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
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FITS; All Fits stopped 5res ny Or. Kiines Gresi
Nerve Restorer. No FITS alter Inst days use. har-
velous cures. Treatise and r. w trial oott!e ttees)
tNcasts send TO DR.. Kline. Jal Arcn ~. ma a
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

George ". Colby, who was in the
Salem custom house with Nathaniel
hawthorne died recently. Whoever
was With Hawthorn secured fame =
not Immortality.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30
Lady Duffsrin has been a benefactreal

~uUJ DuNVTfu uHD U~NU III
to the women OF two countries. Stnct
she returned from lldia her efforts te
help women to study for the medical
profession have been ~ceaseles1, as VIII
as to urge them to open for themselves
careers in India.
Most of the province of Uralsk, in
southeastern Russia, having an area OF
14l, ia square miles aud d POPULATION o.
over 500, 000, is below sea level,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

a.Brown's Bronchial Troches' are excel
lent for the relief OF Hoarseness or Sore Throat
They are exceedingly effective" Christian
World, London, Eng,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Rupture cure guaranteed by
DR., J, B. Mayer, sSl Arch ST., Phlra,
Pa. Ease at opcs, no operation or de-
lay from business, attes,ed by thou.
sands Of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

woman Her Diseases and Their Treat.
msnts A yaluabIe Illustrated book OF seventy
tive pages sent free, on receipt OF lQc., TO cover
cost OF mailing, etc. Address, p. .. Box lpsa
philh. Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Use the Frazer Axle Grease, It's the best
In the world-will wear twice az long as
any other. ASK your dealer for IL, and
take nc other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

A RABID socIALIsT.-Mr GoOdfel-
low waiting for Miss Beaut. to appear
"Wasn't Mr. Van Nice here last even
ingP"
Miss BIS little brother-".Yep."
"Do you know he's a rabid socialist"
"Yep. You Jest ort TO see low social
he is with sister when he gets her
alone"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

a MEAN vILLAeER.-Mrs, Double.
house-Jake, our darter wants cabinet
organ.
Mr.. D%oublehouse-Wall, I'll git her
mi don't like those new nelghbors
OF ours for q cent.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Timber. Mineral, Farm Lands and Ranches
bought and sold. Tyler s Co. Kansas Ci.y, Mo.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Lee was Chinese Headache Cure, Harmless
in effect, quick aud positive in action. sent
prepaid on receipt otsl per bottle. Ade!eE s 20.
81 Wyandotte ST., Kansas City, ho.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Cures the worst
cases Permanently. No ex-
perimenting. It's "Old Re
liable" Twenty-Five years Of
success. OF druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30
Good Times at School,

oklahorns Gu'de Boo ks7d Map sent anywhere
. receipt Of Sets.Tyler @oIRansas City, Mo
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Arthur Ornton, the British claimant,
alias Tichborne, is now employed as q
waiter in a big drinking saloon in Biz
minrham.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

AFRICAN coUTEsY.-"My dear sir,
you have Travelled in Atrial Do The
African ladies' suffer as uugl as We
from the tyranny Of nanT"
sob, no, the ladies there have special
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

Jockey Freeman has signed to ride
for ], E. Eittick.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

An Illuminated yellow fan will last
for centuries. Illuminated paints are
body water colors that proceeded the
discovery Of oil paints,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

"How I long to be there"
"As l was gong to say, at ell the
bsuquets the lady caDt!ves are always
first eaten"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

"Whst Is the name of the other vaga-
bond who was With you2" asked the
magistrate.
Jimmy the Calico
Nnouy dis ha avor o0f aaraA Hrs
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-01-30

because he won't wash"
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pNTENTS Z; A: LEHMANN
SEND FOR CIRCULAR.

YkE1M A 800 or $1,000 Carefully iass.tsdhsrs 4 m.
les, US TAlVai NVksIArAr CO., TAconl. WASH.
The morning news., 1891-01-27

the feeling OF juhilation was not the less
great on the democratic side, aud Mr. Blair
interposed remark that when a man was
down that was the time to get up, and 50
this was. the time to take up and pass
the educational bill. ICalls Of "order" from
the democratic side.
THE APPoRTIoNMENT BILL.
The resolution for the amendment OF the
rules having been thus displaced and rele-
gated to the calendar las the election bill
had previously been), the Senate proceeded
to the consideration of the apportionment
bill.
The reading of the bill and the report
continued until o'clock, and the bill was
then laid aside until tomorrow at 2 o'clock.
when it comes up as the unfinished busi-
ness.
The next question was on Mr. Gorman's
motion TO amend the journal OF Tuesday,
last, by striking out the words: ut was
determined in the affirmative" 1t was
agreed Co without dissent, and then the
journals Of Tuesday and Wednesday were
approved
Mr.. Vests credentials for his new term
were presented, read and filed.
LARD BILL PETITIONS.
A very large number Of petitions for. and
an equally large number against the CongeS
lard bill were presented by different ssna-
tors, principally from the western states
aud also for and against the Torrey bank
ruptcy bill.
Among ths pension bills reported aud
placed on the calendar was one for Mrs.
Anne Doherty-a bill for whose relief was
vetoed by President Cleveland two years
ago. attracting at the time much attention
also the House bills to pension Gen. Nathan
lei P. Banks and Gen. Franz Siegel
The army appropriation bill was reported
and Mr.. Allison gave notice that he would
cali it up this week.
Mr.. Dolph offered q resolution (which
went over until tomorrow instructing the
committee on the Judiciary to inquire and
report as to the power of the minority OF
the Sepate to compel the attendance of alb
sent members.
Then Senate then adjourned.
The morning news., 1891-01-27
AusIRIA.s RRIoAsRATH,
The Lower House Dissolved by a
Unexpected Decree.

The Lower House Dissolved by an
Unexpected Decree.
VIENNA, Jan. 26-The lower house Of the
Reichsrath has been dissolved by an unex,
pected decree, which was published in the
official Journal to-day. The elections will
bs held In March. Count Won Taafe,
premier, desires q new conservative
majority in the House, having abandoned
dependence on the Bohemian and Slav
members. whom he considers unreliable
Count Won Taafe was induced to dissolve by
fear OF conflicts on the budget and other
questions. He hopes for a coalition MAJOR
ity, which these questions threatened to
prevent.
A BID FOR VOTES.
The GdSette publishes az an election
manifesto an article attributed to Finance
Minister Dunajewslki, which is the most
liberal ever issued by tho government.
The manifesto reminds the nation that legis-
lation must be adapted to the spirit Of the
times, and promises that the next parlia-
ment will deal with social questions IL
makes a large bid for the support Of the
young Czechs, limiting at autonomy Of va
rious races under Emperor Francis Joseph
as desirable. This latter 10 the most impor-
tant feature of the manifesto.
The morning news., 1891-01-27
SUPREME COURT RULES.
All Appeals Must Be Returnabl
Within Thirty Days.

All Appeals Must Be Returnable
Within Thirty Days.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 26. - The United
States supreme court to-day announced
some important changes in its rules de-
signed to meet cases brought before the
court principally for the purpose of delay.
The changes are framed specially to meet
habeas corpus cases, and are the result
of proceedings taken in the Jugiro
slectrocution case in New York.
1t is hoped that these notifications of the
rules will obviate the necessity for con-
gressionsl legislation. The most important
change made Is the addition of the require
ment that all appeals, wrIts of error and
citations, unless specially ordered otherwise,
must be made returnable to the supreme
court within not exceeding thirty days,
whether the court is in session or is in vaca-
ton. Unless the record and case is docketed
within this prescribed time the case must be
dismissed by the court If it be in session and
by the clerk during vacation time
The effect Of these notifications
will be to bring every case before the court
within thirty days from the decision of the
lower court, except where, for good rea-
sons, an exception is made 1t is also not
improbable that these changes will shorten
the docket of the court and be of material
assistance in enabling the body to Keep up
with the current business.
The morning news., 1891-01-27
INDIANA IN LINE.
If the Force Bill Passes She Won't
Kxhibit at Chicago.

If the Force Bill Passes She Won't
Kxhibit at Chicago.
INDIANAPOLIS, IND, Jan. 26.-The House
to-day, after a long and vigorous debate,
adopted the following resolution by q strict
party vote:
WHEREAS, A bill has been introduced in the
general snoo assembly pr9vidng for an aPproprla
tries and resources of this state at the worlds
fair, to be held at Chicago in 1898: and,
WHEREAS, The measure now pending in the
United States Senate known as the force bill is
a revolutionary measure which, IL It passes the
Senate and becomes q law, will involve the
people OF the southern states In race war, will
prostrate the industries OF many Of the states
OF the union, will disrupt the amicable CONNER
cial and social relations existing between the
north and the south; and,
WHEREAS, IL the said measure shall become
law and such conditions are thereby brought
about, the world g fair win become a sectional
instead of a national affair, will fail to ade-
quately exhibit and display the magnitude and
variety OF the country's resources; will fall
short OF the purposes tor which IL was oontem-
plated and will bring a stain and reproach upon
our whole country; and,
WHEREAS, 1t is the sense Of this general as
sembly that no appropriation should be made
by the state Of Indiana to exhibit her resources
at the said fair, or Ia any manner encourage the
same unless it can be made in fact, as well as
in name. a worlds fair. and can exhibit the
magnitude and variety of our whole country s
resources and advancement; therefore,
Resolved, By the House of Representatives,
the Senate concurriug, that no further con-
sderation of the said appropriation bill shall
be had until the Senate has finally disposed Of
the said force BILL that this assembly may know
what is to be the character OF the exhibition of
said worlds fair.
Alta caucus of the democratic senators to-
night motion to make the resolutions a
party measure was defeated by one vote,
that ~ the chairman