New-York tribune., 1891-05-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY

They saw that In his secret heart "Old huln'
dozes his thrifty and respected son Charles, although
protesting objections to his art and mission ana social
interests 1t was soon after Charles was first estab
bed in business $50 goes the Chicago story that isaac
came to his father and said, Dad think you ought
TO do something for me, too.' Ihe old man IOoAei
him over; You're right, Ike said he' ana "hen !
come back from the farm I'll have thought IL over aa
I'll tell you what make up my MIND 10 90 ior 'oa
You come down the Board OF Trade at such ana such
a time.' SO Isaac presented himself 10 MS parent "
the appointed time and said he, "Wel father, have
Won made up your mind what you're going TO 90 fof
me2s 4" Yes Ike there was geam IN me
eyes of the parent" yes, Ike; I've made up my mina
to get you Waterbury watch
An electric car passing up Tremont-st. sun ,o
day noon containing, among other passengers, .tt t"o
stop was made in front Of Chckerns
Hail. Just as the Christian science meeting was r"e Ose
that q number of the scientists might get aboard
What's the use OF waiting att d for ,sIs those sy viii
onlY think they are riding it VIII be Just as good to
them as train of cars s"-(Boston Post.
The Spanish Government has offered two prizes Iof
the model of to commemorate the discovery
Of America. The first prize is 5000 francs the secohd
one OOo Both native and foreign scuptors are al
lowed TO compete for the work Models are 70 be sent
10 the Academy san Fernando, IN Madrid. within one
year.
his night cl0hesl-What was the cause Of that terrible
che shock a few moments ago1 Attendant-A messenger
says RSS"us RG~9gf dI RGdni"ThanE Heaven thought
it was another letter from Blaine-(Cmcago Iriouhe
The Rev. Phillips Brooks is descended from LIMO Of
clergyman. one Of them being the Rev. John Cotton'
And when he was in England in 1882 he preacheo In
the pulpt OF his ancestor John Cotton in old BOSTON,
THE BOTTLE AND THE BIRD.
Once on a time friend Of mine prevailed on me
To 70 ese 90 The dazzling splendors Of sinful ballet show
And after had revelled In the saatory ssnS IA
We sought neighborinG cate for noio "hNs'O'' Wv
When I demanded of my friend what viands he pro
He Gnoth "A large cold bottle and small hot bird'
Fool that was did not know what anguish hidden
Within the mOrceau that allures the nostns and the
There is glorious candor in honest quart Of wine
certain inspiration which cannot wen qenne M rg,na
How IL bubbles, how it sparkles, now lts suBuNe
Come. on a tide Of rapture let me float your soul
away
But the crspy steamng mouthful that is spread upon
How il discounts human sapence and satrires fate 49,
| You wouldn't think thing so small could cause "o
That certainly accrue to him that of that thing par
To me, at least Ia guleless wightD. ii never Onee
what horror was encompassed in that small hot bird.
Oh. what head had on me when awoke next day.
/ And what firm conviction of Intestinal decay ~.
What seas OF mineral water and OF bromide appnel
TO quench those fierce volcanic fires that h0tSd nSVe
And, ohl the thousand solemn, awful vows pAsh'e1
Never to tax my system with small hot bird asan'
The doctor seemed to doubt that birds could worry
But bless him since ate the bird guess ought TO
! The acidous condition Of my stomach. so he said,
Bespoke vinOus irritant that ampihed my hean,,
And ergo the causatlon Of the thing. as he Inferred
Was the large cold bottle. not the small hot biru'
OF course know it wasn't, and I'm sure you'll say I'm
II ever IL has been your wont to train around at night
How sweet is retrospecton when ones heart Is oa'ha
And before its balmy breath how do the Ills Of Life
How the gracious juices drown what srefs would vex
And foat the battered soul into the port of dramles'
rest!
Rut YOU. noxious pigmy bird whether it be you fly
Or paddle In the sagnant pools that sweerhg ieS'es
curse you and your evil kind for that you do me
EnSSderlng polsons that corrupt my petted muse q
Go, Se thee hence and nevermore discOmht me ana
fam would barter all thy brood for one sweet draushs
OF wine
So hIther come, o sportive youth when fades the
Come me- hSer with your hllets and your wrcaths Of
We shall uHlOose uo h"e'"n' oo"' vi ''''Ao ~
which now the cobwebbed glass and envious wire ana
And midst the pleasing revelry the praises shall bs
heard
OF the large cold bottle not the small hot bird
Eugene Field In The Chicago News
The French Army budget for next year is larger BY
7s 900 900 francs than In 1891. In accordance with
the increased amount, 324 officers 1900 men and
i,o45 horses are to be added to the Army. Two new
cavalry regiments will be formed The Army OF France
for times OF peace. Will then muster $4,000 officers
$4,000 men. $4,000 gcndarmes and 10000 horses
The thirty-t horses from the late fire were r-
duced 10 powder In eight hours, without emansuDs
any 0dor Plumb & WintOn's abattOir was Dusy
place during saturday afternoon and sunday, wasn
the work was done. The working up OF dead snias -
has become science \ large horse when reducea "
powder Will weigh about $50 pounds. and Is sofa 90
analysis OF ammonia phosphorlc acid and molsmrs.
The OIL Is used for tanning certain kinds or le&tox'
the hide Is tanned for shoes, pocketboofs and ess~
bridgeport standard.