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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

Round trip tickets to Las Vegas hot
springs and return, good for ninety days,
on sale at So at A., T. Il S. F. railroad
offipa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

VIII You surfer
With dyspepsia and liver complaint :
Shiloh's Vltallzer is guaranteed to cure
you, G, NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

Jones--How did you became deaf?
Brown-Oh, l was born that way.
wanted "but little hear below, "and I got
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

A Nasal Injector
Free with each bottle OF Shiloh's
Catarrh Remedy. Price 80 cents. @. M.
Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20
Fire is said to be good servant, but i
Is ant to go out nights all the same.
Why viii You

Cough when Shiloh's Cure will give
you immediate relief. Price 10cts., 80
cts. and 81. G. M. Dreamer,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

An Arab who has lost his teeth pro
badly speaks only gum Arabic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

If you do man favor do not let him
know it. or the chances are he will come
back for another lift.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

Soldiers see great deal Of private life,
but they don't enjoy it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20
THE NESTOR Of THE MAGAZINES,

"According to Homer, NEsToR, the old
warrior and the wise counsellor OF the
Greeks, had ruled over three generations
of men, and was wise as the immortal
gOdsU
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

The chap who is engaged to three or
four girles at the same time is beau of
promise.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

That Hacking Cough
Gan be 30 quickly cured by Ghiloh's Cure.
We DuasA1tss II, @. n. CreamsY,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

People of the various states are now
being subjected to the message treatment.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

so Cents Number; IS 90 a Year,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-20

~Ss " A1O OAN AAAAu
Everybody has heard of q .horse Irurh. n
cut VINO has ever seen an equine RifttI WITH
the power Of speech7 Such an animal would
p pronounced q miracle; but 90 would the
telegraph and the telephone hundred year.
40. Why, even very recently cure for con-
sumption, which ID universally Acknowledged
% DO scrofula affecting the lungs, would have
been looked upon as miraculous. but now peo-
pie are beginning to realize that the diseass
not incurable. DR.. Pieros's Golden Mediosj
discovery will cure II, II taken In time and
given fair trial. This world-renovned rem
eoy Will not make new lungs, but it will re-
korc diseased ones to healthy state when
Sther means have failed. Thousands rrate-
iully testify to this. II 10 the most potent
ionic, or strength restorer, Alternative, OF
plood-cloauser and nutritive, or flesh builder.
Known to medical science. For Weak Lunxs'
Splitting OF Blood. Bronchitis, Asthma, "a.
tarrh in the Head. and all Lingering Coughs.
Of tho stomach. liver and bowels. 81 fndiges-
eon, or Dyspepsia, Bilousness, or Live
Complaint" Chronic Diarrhes, and kindred
ailments, 1t Is q sovereign remedy.
GUARANTEED !: i: Is. - z: q: s
pnated guarantee, from the manufact-
o.@N that It win benefit Or cure ia every cSsa
q ~Asease for which It = recommended. oS
osAAy paid for It will be promptly refunded.
0sSyright ~. By WORLDS DIS. Men. ASK
$500 OFFERED
~ Of Dr.. Sage. c.t.rrIy f ssm %snu f.c
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06

people, who had to pay full rates and
sit on the woodbox..
The conductor looked me over so that
he would know me next time, and then
he said: "This pass is only good on the
Short Lire. It's no good on this
train"
paid him the money that was 60
ing to fool away on an overcoat, and
that night. instead Of putting up at the
Grand Hotel, l paused at the Travellers
Home, a plain place provided for the en-
tertainment of man and beast lin the
same room.)
II / owned a railroad or two and could
ride in special car, I'd be just as
naughty as those gentlemen who do so,
I'm afraid. Wealth naturally engenders
an element of haught, think, and yet
I'd like to try it if for nothing more
than to be able TO give the engineer a
cottage and the conductor COW every
time took trip.
This morning, OF the way to Louis
vile, I saw a handsome man with white
side whiskers sleeping in our parlor car.
thought at first that it was John
Bright, who made such hit with his
great disease, but then, / thought, it
cannot be Bright, for he is dead.
Soon he opened his eyes pleasantly,
waking up like little daffodil on the
wind swept mead. Then l saw that he
was Daniel Dougherty. Hewas to speak
at Louisville soon, and so he was going
there. When he has to speak at a place
he begins by going there. He was right
glad to see me, and his face lighted up
the moment he saw me with such look
of delirious pleasure that l felt glad l
could shed such sunlight on the path
way of others. Mr.. Dougherty is a
most eloquent speaker, keen judge Of
intellect and ability in others, and is
writing life of Edwin Forrest, which
will be sold only by subscription, in
cloth, 50. so; library style, 81; full Rus
STA, with beveled edges, Sc.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06

Finally we got desperate. | told the
conductor how we were situated aud
asked him If he could hold the Grand
Rapids train. He seemed to fear be
could not, as we were already three
hours late and rapid y falling farther
back into the early fail. However, he
said that all would be well.
1t isvery trying to sit and suffer that
way. knowing that there has been an
advance sale Of S., with the chances OF
a door sale running it up TO S11 or SlL50,
and that bitter disappointment is likely
10 fall upon people who have come from
a distance-"our best people" too.
When we got 70 Grand Rapids an or
der was there from uperintendent Con-
lev to provide us with special engine,
baggage car and coach, and in fifteen
minutes we were travelling at a high
rate OF speed toward our destination.
Dear reader, did you ever travel by
means OF your own special train? II not
Won do not know what real. keen enjoy
nent and vanity is (or are rather). We
conld put our feet on the seats, smoke,
gamble till after bedtime, talk loud,
drink out OF al Lhe ICe wafer Idnhs a.
once. wipe our faces on s--o esees9 tow
els ut time, and just give ourselves up
70 a delicious sense OF lawlessness that
made me feel young again
| can still remember how felt the
first time l rode on pass. / did not
need the trip, aud lost two days at the
office to do it, but could not be COM
Portable with the beautiful pass in my
nocket. rose when the conductor came
TO me and showed him my pass
watched tie rest OF the poor unknown
Messengers to see how it would strike
them, poor people, common working
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06

proposition we therefore could pit de-
cline.
81 regret that you did not en eavor
to%verrule the proposed alterabn, as
it would be competent for you alne to
do It. Is 1t yet too late? Could pa not
urge upon Mr.. C. that these &c the
usual words, and that further bxten-
sion Of them might subject US allo Sc
we're animadverslon?
81 am very good diner an will
thank you to say when and whre l
shall join you. With high eteem,
yours, &c. EDWARD F. TATTNLL.
GEN. JE5UP."
In the letter which closes the orres-
pondence Gen. Jesup seems to rb his
hands with sly satisfaction at tn sue
cess OF his little ruses about thI word
four. He says:
'WAsHINGToN, 7th Apl., 326.
"DEAR SIR: When 1 wrote . you
yesterday 1 had not seen Mr.. and
merely mentioned to yon unoffiellly
suggestion made by him the dig pre-
cedlng. On presenting to him ester
day evening the articles agreed opDy US,
he said he was perfectly satisfd. l
shall therefore sign the paper and
when we meet hand one Of themp you.
''Were you to call for me at mylouse
it would, perhaps, excite less SUSPICION
say 10 o'clock. Yrs. sincerely
Til. S. JEUP.
"Col. TATTNALL."
Mr.. Randolph stubbornly MISSED on
fighting the duel to the last in SITE of
the pressure of friends to stay bstili-
ties. On the night before the meetlg, he
sent for Gen. James Hamilton ofSouth
Carolina and told him with hitting
voice that he had no intention of boot
ing at Clay. The story of the uel is
history, but the correspondence that
forms part of it throws an interesting
light on the facts. When Mr.. Ran
dolph's assertion that he wou1 not
make Mr.. Clay's wife a widow ad his
children orphans by shooting g him
reached the ears of Col Tattna, the
Colonel fastened his footsteps , the
home Of the Virginia Senator, and ound
him at midnight porting over Mton's
poems. Mr.. Tattnall declared tht IN
less Mr.. Clay's fire was returned h his
adversary he would withdraw as sec
ond. Randolph still chung to his eter
mtnation not to shoot at Clay, but com
promised the case with Col. Tattnll by
agreeing to shoot Mr.. Clay II Ae sSv the
divil in his eye and malice in looks The
first shot was fred by Randolph. His
pistol went off before he had tire to
raise it. Mr.. Clay reserved his fir, and
it was decided to take q fresh tart.
The second time Mr.. Clay fired first,
without effect, and the Senator from
Virginia shot up in the air. Mr.. Clay
noticed this, rushing up to his dver-
sary, gushing forth:
II trust in God, sir, you ap un-
touched; after what has occurred l
wOul1 not have harmed you for a nous
and worlds"
Writing to friend six days attr the
battle, Mr.. Randolph pleaded tht he
was too overcome with emotion toYrite
about the duel. His pen was chked,
he said, and he was afflicted with the
hySteriG pdSsiO Of old King Lear"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
rnable 10 ne,cue the Crew.

QUEBEc. December 5.-The steamer
Wasp has been unable 20 reach the crew
of the wrecked Norwegian schooner An
loan at Antieosti, and as there are only
three days provisions on the island,
great anxiety is felt The matter has
been reported TO the Dominion govern
ment. The Norwegian Consul has tele-
graphed to his government for instruc-
tons and permission TO charter steam
e. fer relief purposes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Homes for the Persecuted Jews.

WASHINGTON, December The Bu-
reau of the American Republics is in
formed that the work of installing the
Jewish immigrants sent TO the Argentine
Republic by the munitience Of BacOn
Hirsch is being actively carried on. \
branch railway has been CONSTRUCTED
from the main line to what is known as
the Maurice Colony, in which the he
brews are being established, and 200
families are now already comfortably
settled and engaged in the cultivation Of
the soil. One thousand additional fami-
lies are reported to be on their way from
Europe, and it is proposed to bring them
hereafter at the rate OF 1000 families
per month.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Rad News for santa Claus.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, December 5.--MrS.
c. p. johnson, of Wyandotte, Kas., has
organized band OF Adventists who
have fixed Christmas Day as the end of
the world. She has about 500 followers
already aud has fitted up residence in
magnificent style, where she receives
her friends and holds seances. She pro-
fesses to be in hourly communication
with the spirit world, snd says that
there can be no mistake as to her pre-
diction.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Greatest Clearance Sale
Ever Seen in Wheeling.
We don't mean to quit business, but we
are bound TO change 1t.
Joseph Jacobs,

Has done an enormous business the past
twelve months, and has won the conf
dence of the public far and near by his
good treatment of them and his LOW
PRICES.
He has done SOS, 900 business. He
had TO duplicate his winter stock OF
goods in order 10 accommodate his
trade. lie has made many promises TO
the people OF Wheeling in the short
time he has been in business, and has
fulfilled every one OF them.
In order TO cut down his stock for an
intended removal, he will sacrifice his
S25, 600 stock OF CLOTHING AND
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS,
Do you need anything In this line?
You can buy IL now a, 95 per cent. less
than manufacturers prices. Now Is tho
time. The goods are paid for and we
propose TO stand the loss. Give us u
call and see that
WE SPEAK THE TRUTH.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
DENOUNCED BY THE GEAR.
He Urges tho Most Vigorous ALTON
Against the Stundists


Against the Stundists,
ST. PETERSBURG, December 5.-The
Car has issued a rescript appointing 4
new Metropolitan OF the Greek Church
at Kief.
In the rescript His Majesty urges hat
the most vigorous action should be
taken against the StundlstS, who, the
Car says, "are injuring more and more
the faith of our fathers. "
The StundlSts are a Protestant sect,
consisting mostly OF Russians from the
East Church, which was formed in
1877. The repudiate the sacramsnts
and demand an equal distribution of
property. A Synod OF the Eastern
Church some time since pronounced
them guilty of plasphemy, and ana'he-
mgtized them. 1t is estimated that the
sect has over !, 200, 900 members.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
CHINESE OUTRAGES.
They Want the Blood of Barbarias, as
They Call Whites.

They Call Whites.
LONDON, December 5.-The Times
this morning publishes dispatchirom
Singapore, one OF the Straits settlelentS
south OF the Malay Peninsula, stating
that the foreign COnsus station,d at
Tein, in the Province of Pe-CheeZee,
about seventy-fve miles from Pelln, of
which that city is the port, have become
so alarmed at the threatening aspect Of
affairs that they have applied for
naval protection.
The feeling of luminosity entertained
for foreigners has spread to the CAPITOL,
and the natives do not hesitate to how
their destation for the "barbarians' as
they term all white people.
Every day they are becoming more
hostile, and it is common practie, for
them TO stone Europeans as they pass
as they pass along beneath the city
walls
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
You've No Idea

How nicely Hoods Sarssparilla hits the
needs Of people who ''feel all tired out"
or run down." from any cause. II
seems to oil up the whole mechanism Of
the body so that all moves smoothly
and work becomes delight.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Nn Cnnsnlar Oftices Tor NIerehants.

SAN SALVADOR, December "a de-
cree has been issued by the Government
10 the effect that no merchant will be
allowed 10 act as foreign consul, vice
consul or consular agentin the Republic
after February I, 1892.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Rennrt OF YaIe.s treasure.

NEW HAVEN, Conn, December b
The annual report of W. w. Faruam,
Treasurer of Yale University, for the
year ending July 81, 1891. shows that
the University has received s343,39 in
gifts during the past year.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
Care Yonrseln

Don't pay large doctors bills. The best
medical book published, Que hundred pages,
elegant colored plates, via be sent you on
receipt OF three 2-cent stamps 10 pay the
postage. Address, A p. Ordwsy + Co,
Boston, Mass
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
'II0US BL0O9LBSS DUEL.
,nIYs ERIIISG WITH JOIN RAN
DOLPs OF ROANOKE

..,,s,pcs Between Principals and Sec
w y,v FIRST Nsds Public-Clay's Chal-
" ,,d ssndclph's Accspancs-CoL
SSIr ,g.,lT, PeAwioklan Polish
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06

Go TO Hebrank's jewelry store. 131
Market street, for your Christmaspres
entS.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
q HENRY CLAY, Esq,

secretary o. State.
'-N letter IS well preserved. 1t has
appearance Of having been a
\, ~ 1iait from which a more perfect
vas taken, because il has many
.,., scratched out, additions, inter-
'-'' and corrections. The allu-
~. .le Dremer accident must have
t-'-ili % Mr.. Clay. IL occurred
~ --"'H 1925, at the time the dis
-,lie>t for the Presidency was
\, ~, .A congress, and when Mr. Clay
g,. s,-a-' o., the House Of RepreSen-
r.l, a card was published in the
~, '' Ot>errCr, then printed in
~, ..'l'3' referring 20 Mr.. Clay As
s.,,s s,1lsained the support Of his fol-
4. a, ~ tae chair OF Secretary Of
y,s ''r' Clay came out in a card in
e,,s.oo'... ny hleliigeNcCrin Washington
!, mat he would call out the au-
i ss,i ,ue charge if ne would make
sd celO"n. George Kremer, mem
III, Iougiess from Pennsylvania. in
eto,, Spsolshed a card avowing the
e,isS ? over his own signature and
,.S ~ - produce evidence that would
va s !, to unprejudieed minds.
" calling hin into the geld,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
- p. NJ. Mrs. HOMAN's.
ssL ALL 1905

"DFAR GENERAL: The proposition to
add the word four If intended to be
offejel. | accedc 70 il, ana in such case
feel it my duty u say / am willing to
extend il. il desired, still more. II,
however, am to regard ii as an nnOf-
cial land it must rest with you to say
which,, l am disposed. for reasons
which have influenced that part OF our
conduct. which has been unofficial, TO
suggest the prOpriety Of rejecting th
alteration. This rejection, however, TO
be a matter between you and myself. 1
have not consulted with Mr.. r. on the
matter and shall not. Acting in an un-
official character I am not inclined to
accept the alteration, but when acting
I'm an official one am compelled to do
so, for the proposition contains In itself,
necessarily, and imitation to place the
matter on q more serious footing, which
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06

NorE.-The place Of meeting, was
subsequently TO the above arrangement,
altered, having in view the convenience
Of both psrtieS. T. L. T.
The next letter over Gen. Jesup'S sig
nature was no doubt intended to feel
the pulse of the other side, and it was
entirely successful
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1891-12-06
WASHINGTON CITY,
April 8, 1896.

DEAR SIR: Since I received your note
Yesterday | have not seen Mr.. c.,
and lam so indiSposed that IL is pos
sible l may not see him to-day; before l
return the paper l wish to see him. He
EXPRESSED 10 me Yesterday morning a
wish that the word ''four" should be
added. 20 precede the word stop"
will you inform me by note whether it
can be added?
1T would be- equally agreeable to me
10 GO down in a gig tomorrow, provided
Won can drive. have neither hands
nor ewes To enable me TO do so without
danger TO our limbs.
sYOurs most cordially,
ctr - Jrsr-p
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1891-01-09
German
Syrup

Here is something from Mr.. Frank
A. Hale, proprietor of the De Witt
House, Lewiston, and the Tontine
Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men
meet the world as it comes and goes,
and are not slow in sizing people
and things up for what they are
worth. He says that he has lost
father and several brothers and sis
tiers from Pulmonary Consumption,
and is himself frequently troubled
with colds, and he
Hereditary often coughs enough
to make him sick at
Consumptionhis stomach. When
ever he has taken a
cold of this kind he uses Boschee's
German Syrup, and it cures him
every time. Here is a man who
knows the full danger of lung trou-
b1es, and would therefore be most
particular as to the medicine he used.
What is his opinion? Listen 81
use nothing but Boschee's German
Syrup, and have advised, I presume,
more than hundred different per-
sons to take it. They agree with
me that it is the best cough syrup
In the market" O
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1891-01-09
True sympathy.

When one is afflicted with any form Of
blood disease, he certainly appreciates true
sympathy. 1t should be remembered, how
ever, that true sympathy does not consist
in saying, 81 am sorry for you," but the
sympathy must be shown in material way.
Either get or recommend a remedy that
win cure, This Is true sympathy. When
the fair skin is ,disfgured. by blotches and
unyielding sores, boils and carbuncles
break out on the person, when the blood
impurities impair the digestive func-
lions, when the urinary organs show signs
81 decay, when TIE lungs grow weak ana
when the appetite fails, when life seems a
burden and existence painful, then will it
be true sympathy to recommend to the suf-
ferer q use of DR.. John Bulls Sarsaparilla,
ness, will this remedy rid him of his attic
tons and restore him to sound, robust en-
ioyable alth.-Manchester News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1891-01-09
AN EXCITING PULL.
A Young Indian Hunter and His Cane
lowed by a Stag.

A Young Indian Hunter and His Canoe
lowed by Stag.
The following story is told by an Off
Ger of the Hudson Bay Company in Can
| ada:
Some Indian hunters were peddling in
their little bark canoes across one of
the large Canadian lakes. AS they
| were threading their way between the
islands with which the lake was studded
they noticed some animal swimming in
the water some distance ahead. Pad
ding with all speed, they soon came
near enough to the object to perceive
that it was a stag crossing, as they are
won't to do from one island to another.
The animal, as soon as he noticed that
he was being pursued, made frantic eff
forts to increase his speed. The In
dams, however, found little difficulty in
keeping pace with him, but refrained
from killing him till he was near the
shore lest he should sink and be lost
As they followed him toward the
shore, which was still some distance of,
it suddenly occurred to young Indian
in the foremost canoe that he might en-
10Y a little amusement at the stays ex-
pense; SO, quick as thought, he caught
up a cord that lay beside him, formed it
into a moose, threw it over the stays
horns and attached the other end to his
canoe, thus compelling the creature to
draw his canoe and himself through the
water. His intention was to dispatch
the animal with his gun or his axe ms
soon as he got sufficiently near the
shore.
Great was the merriment excited in
the party as the stag labored on with
the canoe and its occupants in tow. But
a sudden surprise was in store for them
The water became shallow and the stag
gained footing sooner than the Indian
had calculated. No sooner did the ami
NAL feel firm ground beneath his feet
than with two or three frantic bounds,
he sprang forward, taking the canoe and
the Indian with him, and. before the
rest could realize the situation, he
reached the shore.
Here, in an instant the man was pre-
cipitated on the stones and the canoe
dashed into a thousand pieces and the
stag made his way off triumphantly into
the depths OF the forest
The young hunter was not killed, bit
he was so bruised and battered that IL
was some months before he was able to
resume his usual occupations IN, J.
Journal
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1891-01-09

You've tried DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription have
you and you're disappointed.
The results are not ansmeaz-
ate.
And did you expect the dis
ease of years to disappear in
a aveek ? Put a pinch of time
in every dose. You would
not call the milk poor because
the cream doesn't rise in an
hour1 If there's no water in
it the cream is sure to rise.
If there's a possible cure, DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is sure to effect it, if given a
fair trial.
You get your one dollar it
costs back again if it don't
benefit or cure you.
We wish we could give you
tie makers confidence. They
show it by giving the money
back again, in all cases not
benefited, and it'd surprise you
to know how few dollars are
needed to keep up the refund.