The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-06-19
WIT AND HUMOR.

Who're there's a will tbera,s a v.v-
tn bnst it.-Rosko,s HeynId
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n.repssUiy,rals,s Da ~ ,i % W,aa1sae Gu y ''''
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Inc I. aoctioneer IS tnorougn go
/ man Wdshs'egtoe fost-
A lazy man has to work hard to find
an easy place.-Rdr'a's Horn.
1t is the men who pay compliments;
the women pay for them. - Atckiso,s
Globe
A good man or a good woman with
out tact becomes terror Hartford
Tunes
When the girl breaks match OF
somebody is pretty sure fo,sbe fired
Pitts5urg Post.
A ranortor.s I;ving ia t,;s eo,,m;ss;s,n
on the notes he collects for the public
-Du Bots Courier.
Beautv il onlv skin deem but IL will
oct : sesst +, borss-es, aga,.g tin,e'-
Binghanto, Leader
Sw;tzerlena ouobt IN be free
country There sT. 80 many rssses in
# = Yo,k.ezs ,Stotssn,or, s-'-'',-
Tbe distant rsl.t;,a "a tho ono vbo;s
afraid that von are g1,i-,s ~, bo1ro,- q
fror,, h;r, - gSr,s s;fff,sS1s
1r,. -. - IL
b,,, sfass s,yndant. aha a1wavs ~ 80.
ber f,,,s7I R;,,e15o,,,5a,s Psn,,5};ca,,
II Is q curious iacl .nat Wnen one Is
appetite fails miserablr.-a. Joseph
Netcs.
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mere = ons ou5lnsss p as.e,, inuIs .nas
@tbe yb;n nan1factnre - J-o,,eU
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,,.:i hne 9fiSn. ieAleon u {euln = una- q
tackfs and cl;,nb over Re,o 1rtea,rs
Picauu,ze
oo oaGs isu uesoten y " ~ ~ cna nal1
..Yas. tLey had angsganant 8,
Yose Record
W men the piumber SENDS IN ms pili
49, ~ IL az - ,.azson M PsfIrasI-
mir TINES @ .-1 r-'os'
r.. .e5-1s9 -.
some men hao the nlne IiveS OF
then have nine death-beJ renentsnees.
N Y Herald
,psea " men TWO gIlis meet ensy !rss ~
W men TWO men meet thef uon Z ms
Pottsrizis ReDvbkicau.
W men a a ieiloW mas spen. naii an nous \,
m aenllsls outer eLhce ne mas naa
some e4perlgnes 1 u oearfng "ats os
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so your miners have wrecked your
property. Mr. Baron?" Yes It's my
fault. I didn't starve them long
enough."-A ]. Recorder.
The farmer who undertakes to earn
his bread by the sweat OF hired mans
brow had better make up his mind to
do without pie.-Ranis Horn.
1t takes us years to learn what little
we do know and twice as long to un-
learn the great deal that we think we
know. but don't.-N- + Herald.
Brigos-..Watts considers his wife a
very Superior person.H PottsSs.Yes.
he takes himself as the standard Of
comparison. ''-I1dtd'aapolts Jourzsat
name is not Brown, smith or Jones
usually has nothing else in the world
to be proud of--isonasrvilie Journal
So many young men are promising
vonne men until the aoe comes w.e5 e5
tbey shouId be fuifiIlinG some If the
promises of their youth.-Atchiso,,
Globe.
Il have tried MANY wavs of eeesino
ahead writes snbscrfher Car
Won give some adyice2ss WHY don't
YOU try mixing your drinks?r.N u
Recorder.
Women do not suffer as muoh as
they used te in olden times from con-
traction of the chest. just look at the
size of the Saratoga trunks.-Te1ds
Sit5ings.
This may he a b;ohlx nor.1 Nation
but honesty must become more prevail
ent before it will be safe to judge a
man by the umbrella he carries. IN.
y. Recorder.
..Ts he really vonr r;val7r .sYes n
Great Scotti Ii had rival that
looked like that, do you know what
would do? No" I'D give up the
glrl-"--Hdzper's Bdzdr.
Bridees-aDo Won suppose a mans
evil deeds are written in indelibie ink p,
Brooks-sI hope so.n Bridees-
'tWhy? Twon't last over
six weeks. IN. r Herald.
How did your seiree on off Mr..
Won Wollepn s.Simnlv maoniticent.
nobody but rentlema1 ~ the fsrst
society. Their clothes were ali If
genuine wool. - Fztegende Blatter
Stadious Boy-"Jerry Judd asked.
Which is the safest, ice Yachting or
summer sailing?' Is that correct Pm
Father-sNo. He should have said.
Which is the more dangerousP'-
Good NezOs