Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-01-29
At RINDOM.
1t is quite evident that the western
Indians know nothing of baseball, since
Two Strikes is out.

"A New York thief robbed photog-
rapher, after having had his picture
taken. When the victim was asked If
he could identify the thief, it is strange,
but true, that he answered aflirmGtlvely
with negative Baltimore 1mericaa,
#E#
Senator Teller put this; care there
any people in the world who have u
greater use for gold than we haveg Are
there any people in the world who have
a greater desire to handle it and hold il
than we have f"--on which the vote
stands; Yeas, 0; nays, 62,4S0, 540.-
Ne,O York World.
Our soldiers should bag those In
dams who sacked that Idaho town.
MIR
"A small boy Is not necessarily i'm
pecunious because he Is strapped.
ASA
A man who hasn't got religion
enough to hold him level in horse
trade needs more.
-"My time has comew exclaimed
the young lady who had just received
her watch from the jewelers. H0nEers
Statesman
---Parlor Maid-Give mo a pound of
tea Shopman-Black or greenY Maid
Doesn't matter which, missus is blind
Noon.
If female suffrage prevailed the
male candidate with the cleanest collar
and cuffs would be elected -MlOaakoe
Journal.
Governor Peck of Wisconsin, will
belle himself if he does not prove to be
in favor of good public measure.-FhR-
a6el1ha Times.
Married women nowadays use a
women. Somehow married people seem
to have all the Injuries.
The Harvester Trust has come in
with the fricndlies; but there may be a
gun beneath its blanket somewhere.
MA
Force hills are like Indians; the
dead ones are the best behaved.
MN
The Supreme Court should feel
complimented at having its jurisdiction
stretched beyond the marine league
Philadelphia Record.
The first thing topper asks for in
Japan is u gin-ricksha.- Washington
| star.
The lot of the real estate dealer is
good or had according to location
Pittsju9g Post.
And now weare threatened with an
oatmeal trust. This, this is too mush.-
IhiIddclphid 7imea.
No matter how heavy . mans eyes
are, he always has strength enough to
lift them onkGrs StdttaAdR.
NM
"A striking countenance is not al
ways an evidence of brains. Consider
the VIM. goat, for nstance.--IndEandp-
oils Journal
People with castles in Spain read
the dispatches with dismay. nle heavy
snowfall is bound to break the roofs.-
Louisville Courior-Journ@.
One Of the Kansas State University
students is a barber, and he is working
his way by his trade. He is promi-
nent figure in all college scrapes, no
doubt,-CAicago Eceniag Post
NM
One swallow doesn't always make
drink, any more than summer.
| E%&
Faith, hope and charity-the loan
of an umbrella Washington Post
| MAJ
That which is called cynicism is
often only disagreeable naturalization
GLoJe.
| %**
The pugilists are the fellows who
make their money hand over fist
Rochester Post.
An honest man paws up, The other
kind has TO pay down. fhgh0int0B
| Leader.
Better dinner of herbs if you like
them than stalled OK, if you hate beef
-BJstoniln.
The crusade against objectionable
posters ought to include blackmailers.-
So J0SC3,h Nt,cs.
| MN
The man who winks at a Kansas
drug clerk can get what he wants in the
twinkling of an eye.-Indidnapolis Jour
nal.
S%w
1t seems foolish for a man to enter
into an argument with a wasp. A wasp
always carries his point lonhers'
Statesman.
The Indians have come in and
washed off their war paint. This is a
good sign in itself, for the redskin is
seldom as bad as he is painted. -i'htia-
de2phia Times.
Am
JANUARY, 1855.
From Oklahoma's border
liark, the fearful din
tissue forth the order
Let the boomers in y
JANUARY, 1891.
From Boston 10 Tacoma :
Rings dDleful shout