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The Portland daily press., 1891-06-03
Frveburg.

The funeral services Of the late Lewis
way, N. H., were held ON Friday afternoon,
May 10Th, at the residence of his daugeter,
Mrs. f. A. Wiley. He was 81 years old, and
for few years, until last December, had re-
sided in Bartlett. N. "a. His wife died sever
al years ago, but he leaves four daughters
and many grandchildren. Rev. b. N. Stone,
pastor of the New Church. conducted the
SaruinpS
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-03

BOOTHBAY HARBOR, June 2-Ar, sch James
Nichols, Weber. Damariscotta for New York.
In port, schs Franklin, Clark, for =; Highland
Lass, Hodges, I'm Portland for st George; Clara
DinSmore, White, Calais for Providence; New
Boxer, Patten, Ellsworth for Boston; A Whit
ing, Lyman, Mt Desert for Portland Mary Eliza
beth, DuntOn, for Portland.
RED BEACH, May 30-Ar, sch VIM Deming,
Hodgns, Calais.
sid, sch Ii Emerson, Hopeweil, NIB.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
VUpuAVFAILOF Dv
nnARnrRa WANTED no ONt


!, ~ ~. kkT RHKNT SuiiH " MOONS -, ,,
han ave Is1sssasss sa<AAsssa. Aj = u
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
A $4,000 yaeabond.
m. Quad In New York World

you wouldn't think to look me over
now that had $4,000 in cash SIX months
ago" observed O tramp whom l was talk
ing with in the City-Hall Park the other
day: u,
Ives. had fourteen packages OF green
backs counting $1,000 TO package" he
continued. Lands but it makes my
heart ache to think of it,"
what did you do with it?"
"rll tell you how 1t was. was hoofng
it along highway IN Illinois one afternoon
last winter and | found q small satehel IN
tho road. It was locked, and as /. was
prettv nice article knew that il would be
hunted tor. and if didn't break 1t open
might get dollar or two az reward, 1t
was about 2 o'clock in the afternoon when
found it. and l carried 1t until
8 that. night, when a farmer gave
lodge in the barn, / had just got to sleep
when there was a great row. Throe
men and the farmer came into the barn:
aud was hauled of the hay and slammed
around and called all sorts of names. They
grabbed the satchel with shouts of JOY,
and when had been led to the house it
was opened. and | saw Its contents for the
first time. 1t had been dropped. out OF a
cutter during runaway. and belonged to
a country bank. | had found it on the
kings highway and cared for it."
And great was your reward" l sug-
gested. 80,
ayes. very great. When they found the
cash all right one of the men, who was o
constable. gave me the boot and the
farmer set his dogs on me and run me
of! Lands! Lands! But how my heart
aches!"
"Why?"
"Why I ought to have busted the lock.
found out the contents, and taken to the
woods | could have got off with the
whole Doodle and been mayor Of some
town in Connecticut ERE this! !"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
LET'S ALL BE PRIzE-FIGHTERs
A Style of Living Which Fen the Gods
Might Envy.
buffalo Commercially

When man Is training for prize-fghter
hs lives in q way that many working
man might envy, as far as the men" Is con-
cerned.
one Of the pugilists, while in training in
California, rose eacn morning az 6:30,
swallowed raw egg In a glass OK sherry,
and then walked lesurely around the telds
until the breakfast hour, 1880, arrived. a
tenderloin. mutton chops, or broiied
chicken, with black tea, toast, and oranges
constituted his matutinal meal, and then
he spent the time reading the morning
papers until the clock struck 10.
At that hour be started on tramp, ana
reached home about noon, generally having
covered from ten to twelve miles. lie
undressed quickly, and his trainer took
him in hand.
After saltwater plunge and a fresh
water shower, the trainer commenced his
massage treatment. The rubbing process
was brought to conclusion by plentiful
application OF alcohol and witoh-hazel.
when he was able 10 do justice to cut OH
a loint of beef or mutton, supplemented
with vegetables, Allsops ale, fruit. and
nuts.
Afternoon work was concise and simple.
At s:45 he swung Indian clubs until he felt
moist and timber. aud then he punches
the swaying ball for an hour, taking but
two short rests mean while.
The rubbing-down process was then re-
peated, and his days labor was at an end.
At els he ate supper, the meal, as rule,
consisting of rare roast beef, cold toasted
bread, and tea.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
PLAYED Poker for Cattle.

"Ths game began at Texarkana." q
PIttsburger il quoted In the Dispatch. 1T
was the oldest and one of the biggest
poker-games ever played. II was early in
the fall last year when four big ranchmen,
who own between them thousands OF acres
and tens of thousands of cattle in Texas,
met at the terminus of the Iron Mountain
road.
they were bound for Chicago, where
they intended TO sell their cattle. and as
tho wealthiest catte-men of the great
Southwest often do, they preferred TO
make their journey In tho caboose OF a
stock train.
The value of the chips was stated in I'M
usual terms-a white chip standing for one
steer. n red chip for five steers, and blue
chip for ten steers.
From Texarkana TO st. LOUIS the play
ers' luck was about even, although hun
dreds of hands were played IN that time.
But when they struck the Alton and en-
tered the homestretch for Chicago the
contest rev fercer, and at about every
third hand the betting ran high.
Luck turned IN one OF the players
favor-the man who had least rocks. by
the way-and when the multiplying lights
on the prairie showed that the train was
nearing Chicago the game ended.
The other three men had lost every chip
they had, had borrowed again and again
with the same result And when the win
ner counted up he found he had won A., 900
head of cattle belonging to the other three
men in the game, or in dollars close upon
$3.50. 900.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
BOSTON'S "NlGHTCp" FAD.
Dyspcptics Arc Making the fortune OF
Swedish Baker.

"A piece of knackebrod an glass OF
wine are now the thing in Bosom just be-
fore going to bed" says q Boson letter.
writer to the Springfield Democat. .
1T is q crisp and dark.coloid cake OK
bread, about the size and shap Of pie
plate. There is a hole in the middle OF 1t
two or three inches across. 1t Is made oy
q Swedish baker on Boylston sect. lie
saws it is much in use in Sweden ecause or
It's keeping qualities.
There they make up enoug at one
time TO last three or four months and, by
means of the hole in the cenre, they
string it on long poles that are hing Just
below the ceiling. There is no vest in 1t,
but ,there is plenty of ground araway
seed | should Judge by tho taste.
"A year ago nobody heard of !. and
now the Swedish baker has all he an at
tend to making it. Dyspeptics $50 u
moro or less. for they are continually
irving to find something new that . nu-
tritious and yet won't hurt them.
~ know man who pays 70 ceits q
loaf for his bread. 1t is compoundec OF
all sorts of queer things, and has to be
made up as carefully as q druggists. pm
scription and baked with as much pains a
piece of china"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
CANDIDATES FOR STATE SENATOR.
Aspirsnts In the Thirtieth District-Per-
sonal and General Notes.

AspIrants In the Thirtieth District-Per-
sonal and General Notes.
Correspondence Of the Richmond Dispatch.l
FARMyILLE, Va, July 1s.-The nomina-
ton for Democratic senator from TINS ttne
Thirtieth) senatorial district will be holly
contested between gentlemen from the
several counties comprised in it-viz.,
Prince Edward. Cumberland, and Amelia:
Another aspirant has publicly announced
himself-Mr. p. J. Berkeley, of Amelia
CourthOuse-andit is very generally known
that Captain Frank w. Southall. OF Prince
Edward, will be one OF the most formidable
candidates before the convention.
Mrs. Sarah Cox. of Buckingham, is with
her sister. Mrs Bartlett Davis, Of this city,
who is so bereaved over the recent death
of her husband.
Mr.. Elliott Boykin has gone to Nanse-
mond for several months recreation.
Miss Bessie Birdsong, OF Petersburg, IS
the guest of Mrs. Judge Crute on High
street.
Mrs. Walter II. Richardson and Mrs. DR.:
Spencer are in the mountains OF Bedford
county.
MIR. Ii. B. Campbell has gone to Fort
PAYNE, Ala. which Is his old home.
Mr.. X. s. Tuck has gone TO Johnson
county. Tenn. TO visit his friends.
lut 'tlt
Company have elected Captain X. NJ. Bur-
ton president and Rev. l.. 5. Reed secre-
tary.
A new building fund company is being
organized for Farmyills. / am informed
that in the recent past there have been at
least two-score applicai ions made tor rem
tai of business and residential houses here.
TAME FOX.
The Fox-Hunters' Club of Farmville have
fox which they have so tanned that 1t fol-
lows after the hounds ana 10 never in so
gentle and playful mood as when IT IS
wallowinc with the dogs in their kennel.
The little child of alr. BENJAMIN Holman
continues in critical state OF health.
Professor J. j. Doyne. Of Arkansas. will
join his wife, who Is summering here, Ia
three weeks.
is engaged on the Farmville Herald.
Mr.. NJ. Cordier Price. of Roanoke, is on
a visit to his parents, of this city.
Mr.. G. ID. Fleming has been confined TO
the house several days by reason Of indis-
position.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
WEATHERAND CROPS
The BULLETIN AND SERVICE 50,
, THE WEEK ENDING JULY i7r.
Condition Of the Corn crop-yyh.., q.
cured and Threshing Bsgrn-Ths
Dat Crop Yields Lightly.
Especial telegram 70 the Disps,ra.,

LYvcuBrRo, Va. July is.-Wea,hsr c,,.
Bulletin No. 10. Virginia Stats W,a,s,
Service, in cooperation With Tho Inv,
States Weather Bureau Of tho Depaf,u.,,
OF Agriculture;
CSSrs,L 0rrcsi
LyScHBrBo. Va. July ~. l-li.
The following information has less =,
densed from the reports Of yoiul'.-f.-
servers for tho week ending July %. la
The rainfall and temperature navo -.
below tho average for tho season. =, a
has had an injurious effect npun fher-.
crop. This crop Is pr0mising. ta' e.-,-
spondents report 10 IN need ~ ran La
warm weather. The reports from -.
spoudents. however, closed last q .b, 4.
fore the good rain which visited 49, d.,
trail station. and which seems f1 h.vs -.
yery general throughout tho St4... p Fl,
thought tho rams of yesterday Co., sf-,'
have been plenty for the present. 80
farmers. Tho securing - the WAes- CO.,
progressed favorably during ,howe.s az
most OF this grain Is eilL.r IN Tie .'.. \,
barus. There has been some '.f's' rfh,
gun, and tho yicld has teen ...i "a
quality Of an oxcelleut order TIE a.
crop has not yet been harvested ,. l.t -,
is every indication OF this gran IL,
lightly. Tho quality also Of tAis .i1g r..
be interior.
REMARKS rY SPECIAL CORR spcNrYyn
Norfolk: Rainfall I.06 inehei
Bedford CITY. Tobacco ana ca -.
tinue 10 do fairly well. Fruits 4a4 ys,,L
bles are in good condition.
Dale Enterprise: The pas, west "A
been very favorable for curing .ras a,
is growing finely. Fruits Of al ka,r,
maturing nicely. Rainfall, o. ir.l.
Stanardsyille: The wheat crop "a
threshed sufficiently 20 tase e-"rs's
Weld. The oat crop IL not hafvH.ei. "A
Is hight. Corn ia late, but With tle b 81.
temperature during the past ~ =
hours ~ growing well. IL has been s,.
worked and ia free from grass "a "a
late as compared with ihe crop 4 la'if.r
II il full crop. Hot weather 81. - ,
needed than anything else. han.a4.
| inch.
Nottoway Courthouse: al held ae 4,
den crops need rain; We have "a.
hero for several weeks. Rainfall '.it.s.
Staunton: The weather has been af.,,
hla for all farm WORK. Whos ias ia..
mostly secured in the stack ~ bans. sd,
has been threshed, and th9 yie.l a. 80
aud quality fne. Farmers ar' lrn
their hay crops. which bas no. rl. Z.
proved. Corn and vegetation .e.l Pal.
Rainfall. 0.G0 inch.
Dansille: There has been 'l.l iV''sg
crop of tobacco set and a fair cEop re-
| The recent rains very much ienf...
these crops which. though ia'e. Wise
favorable seasons yield full ay,fa.s 0s
| The wheat crop IL thought 20 Dc ar.
one. Oats are short IN quantity 81 .. i.
| ferior quality, Rainfall. . 81 inDh D.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Mrs. Y. Jefferson DdUts
Higher Than the Iin"i i'"'''

AR'NtNAN hANN
Tho Chicago man Was taking |" =
unassuming man from Detroit 90
Worlds Fair aud what tLey a-Io '-'
have there. .t,
Don't you forgetit e." BE- boast =
We are going 70 have some A.-. 81.
oyertOp the EIGel tower i-.,Al 80
sight" ..,
"Yes?" assented tho De- -'.'' -
meek, inquiring tone. .....
bet your sweet eyistenc'
him on the back in CuicAgee"l-e ~ 81,
II know it," continued gee !
~ saw the plans the other d.r. r...
Did you thought" iuqs a'i =
with interest aud surprise; "A'.'' r,
I'm Chicago printing l.l'r' -
wero designs for hotel bills ior -. q.
The Chicago man got up ani ~e-' " =
water-cooler for five minutes
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Mr.. GREEN WANTS APApss
Some New York Journaiist' Ds'if, =
Help Him.

II WAS rumored on "Wednesday 'hi,r z
r.. Green. son OF Mrs. fietti0 iif.f1 q.
tended 10 luy newspaper in 81 A..
M. Green was seen IN re- ard a. ia'n4'f
atheadquarters IN the Clifton lio.sem-s
civ and said:
tine facts are simply these. Two 20
prominently connect ed with New lofl p
danes and ono man PROMINENT iit-.
fed with Chicago daily, all az Hh 81
drawing salaries but who wish - hant
propr etaty interest in a large uewslis
themsdvea called on nae about ave =,
and preached the scheme az thr'f,t
newspaper n Chicago. They hli -
and original Meas 10 put into pflo',s f
running q paps here. which Wonli -
ono page OF New York city vows al .
page OF Boston news.
About this time certain N'.'-r
called on me and minated that 'le ~
could DO bought for $4,000 20 $500,
believe. Whether thelttone} VS. az b.
thorized agent Of that DapeT or 20 o o
know. But II IL Is for ale wo s-aA ,-n
the paper proposition
"Ine New York parties asked ~ 81.
I'D money TO erect lulldlLg lil .|
would furnish the rest-ths pre- -e, o..
editorial aud repertorial allen. AHA B.
told them IL they could show me -
there was any money in tie s-t-' .
would 90 into 10. The New. loiA 80
have gone back East 20 see me- co. =
cure aid. They will return -. ,a'.''i'
and a meeting will be held 4. ny GA 8
see how tho laad lays"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19

: drop Of blood like shining carbuncls
It's master picked IL up aud held Il Tor .
moment In hts hands.
Then he laid It on the writing-table,
drew himself up to his full height, doubled
his fists. and sprane upon the poet, who
received his attack with great composure,
only saying: WAS 1t for murder you were
sent to PRISON."
At these words the poor fellow recovered
himself.
poet. IF your poor little mouse Is cer-
tainly dead" !.
lam sure that all who read this story
and who sympathize with the convict in
his sorrow for the injury to his only true
friend" will hope tho little mouse got
well, though II is hard to cure Q wounded
animal. wish could inform them. but
do not know. The story is q true one,
and he from whom had it could not tell.
But this I know, that the poet was ever
after true friend to its master, and got
him situation in q bank. where he re-
mains to this day an honest man.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
BOTH WERE THERE
Two English Clergymen Who Could Not
Resist Temptation.

Resist Temptation.
An English clergyman writes, according
to the Chicago Ne,cs:
81 was at Innsbruck with friend, and
as we sauntered about one afternoon. not
quite knowing what to do with ourselves,
we came upon carrousel or merry-go-
round We walked on and then | said:
Let us 60 back and see the Xaverianum'-
a public collection of paintings. Mo-
said my companion. L don't feel In
cllned for the Xaverianum. I'll go down
BY the river
$50 we parted. Now, had not gone far
along my way to the Xaverianum before L
said to myself: l don't want to see pic
lures either, but as my friend Is away
upon nv world am unknown herel Pll-
yes will-Pll GO and have round on the
whlrligig.'
$50 retraced my steps, and on reach
ing the merry -go-round, what should be-
hold but my friend seated on piebald
horse with sword in his hand aiming at
the targets he passed IN his revolution. He
was bald-headed man with q long gray
beard, and his face and head became the
color of beet-root when he saw me. 1t
was not long, however, before offered
HIM the consolation of companionship."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19


LITTLE Rock, ARK, July 1s.-Nat. Jones,
son of United States Senator James r..
Jones. of Arkansas, was shot and perhaps
fatally wounded at the Senator's home.
Washington, Ark, this afternoon by u
school-teacher named J. +. Shepley. The
two men had a row uptown, and Jones
followed Shepley to the depot and into n
passenger coach. where the tragedy &C.
Cured. Jones cannot live.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION NOW
King Oscar Made Himself Known OvcI
the Telephone.

A grotesque incident occurred tho other
day in the inquiry office of the Com
nander in Chief OF the Swedish army.
says q Boston Beacon correspondent. A
young officer sat busy at some delicate
photographic work. when there was sud
den ring at the telephone.
The Young officer sprang up with An I'M
precatiou. and rushed to the transmitted.
Nov, then, who's that?"
Oscar" was the laconic reply.
"Who tho DEVILS Oscar. ind what does
he want"
lie is the king and he would like to
speak with the commander-in-chief."
Utter collapse of young officer. who be-
gins TO scrape and bow before the appa-
ratus. =.
"Oh, q thousand apologies. your Ma
jesty Immediately, your Majesty" (Left
bowling and scraping confusedly.)
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Lost Confidence.

IJUIRE.I
mo" saws Mrs. Sharp 70 her husband.
"you cannot fool mo- u was l o'clock this
morning when you came home"
Now Mary, it was surely not later than
II O'Clock"
II say no: for was awake when you
came and looked at nv watch and 1t was
lust o'clock"
well, all right. Mary; if you believe
your old nickel-plated ninety-fve-cent
watch more than you do me have nothing
further TO say"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Or died NJ SobIeski's side

Or died NJ Sobieskfs side
For love of mariyred POLAND;
Or knelt with Cromwell's Ironsidee,'
Or sung with brave Gustayus,
Or In tho field of AusterlitZ
Breathed out their dying "ayes.
Rare famel rare name II chanted praise
With all the world 10 listen,
II pride that swells nations soul
III foeman's tears that glisten-
II pilgrims shining iove-h GRIEF
Which nought can soothe or sever,
II these can consecrate, this spot
Is sacred ground forever.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Author of Forests Life Dead.

IBy teIegfupn 70 INC D15patcn.I
LOUISVILLE, KY. July 1s.-Colonel John
Polk Prior died at Frankfort last night.
He was a near relative of President Polk.
and before tho war edited the EaJ'e and
Enquirer at Memphis. He was in Forests
command in the Confederate army and
wrote Tho Life of Forest" He had been
in Frankfort for twenty years as a news
Daper writer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Cost of,hs Sugar Bouniis.

[By Telegraph y tue DE- lA' :,
WASHINGTON. ID. O.. july =.
ia an estimate prepared ~ -. ~
sioner of Internal Revenue %. l-' Pr,
cost of the sugar-bounty prov
Mckinley tarif bill: Cane suet'' =
600; beet sugar, s5si,ZoO; sor,
$4,000; maple sugar, 60 w.
&ll,l34, 700.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
An Earthquake In Mid-Ocean.

New YORK, July s.-The ship Elenhnlas,
which arrived at this port to-day, 1913 days
out from Calcutta. reports experiencing
an earthquake on April 18th. The shock
was so great that the crew were thrown
down, and everything that was loose on
the ship was displaced. The shock lasted
shock was eXperienced.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Train Wrecked, but Nobody Hurt.
m ,o,o..r.,r 60 "a N pianatch

LIMA. o., July 1s.-The report sent ont
last night from Kenton by telephone of
the killing Of nine men by the wreck of a
meat train proves to be without founda-
ton. Nobody was hurt. Traffic on. the
Chicago and Erie road was blocked tor
several hours. however. the trains being
run over the Big Four line. The engine was
badly damaged and seven cars were
ditched and smashed.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
The Cat May Enjoy tho Picnic.

Metaphorically speaking, you can never
tell how the cat will Jump in that house.
hold"
IF il was sensible cat il would Jump
out of the window, should think. when
they start one of their little family argu-
ments."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
StonewalI Jackson's Way.

Como. stack arms. mon, pile ON the rails,
Stir up the camp-iires bright,
No matter II the canteen fails,
Wen make a roaring night!
Here Shenandoah brawls along,
There lofty Blue Ridge echoes strong
To swell the brigade's rousihg song
"Stonewall JacksOns Way"
We ace him pow-the old slouched hat
Cooked Ger his eye askow;
The shrewd dry smilc-the speech 80 pat
So calm, 50 blunt, 80 true
The "Biue Light Elder" knows them well,
Saws he, That's Banks he's fond OF smell,
Lord save his soul Won give him '-weli'
That's Stonewall Jackson's way.
Silence ground arms knee, all ! caps OIL
Old Blue Lights going 70 pray,
Strangle the fool who dareS 10 5cou
Attention! its his way;
Appealing from his native sod,
In forD,d pdUperss 20 God
.Iav hare thine arm, stretch forth thy rod.
Amenl" that's Stonewall Jackson's way!
He's in the saddle now fall ini
Steady the whole brigade!
HiI,'s AT the ford, cut OIL Wen win
His way out ball and blade.
What matter II our shoes are worn!
What matter II our feet are torn?
Quick stepl we're with him ee- the mornl
That's Stonewal Jackson's way!
The Suns bright glances rout the mists
of morning-and by George.
There's Longstreei struggling IN the lists,
Hemmed In an ugly gorge.
Pope and his columns whipped before,
"Bay'nets and grape!" hear Stonewall roar;
"Cbarge, Stewart !--pay off Ashby's score!'
Is "Stonewall Jacksons wayl"
All maiden. wait and watch and yearn
Fer news OF Stonewalls band,
An widow, read with eyes that burn,
That ring upon thy hand
All wife, sew on, pray on, hope on,
Thy life shall not be all forlorn,
The foe had better ne'er been born
Than get In "Stonewalls way"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Postmasters for the Old Dominion.
Try telegraph 10 the Dlspatch.l

WASHINGTON, d. c.. July 1s.-The follow
ing fourth-class postmasters were to-day
appointed: Weldon Edwards at Carson
vile, Va; Robert T.. Catron at Catron,
Va, and Robert Z. Fugate at Hansonyille,
Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
A TAlae Uingnosls.

Miss Chopper: How do they tell tho ego
Of horse?
Jack Crupper: By the teeth.
Miss Cropper: Oh. yes; whether they are
artificial or not?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
When Doctors Disagree

tCnIcago NALL
Though a iglep looks nice
With la cracking iee
You'd better avoid q, % ssiS
The doctors agree
IL Increases, DYE see,
Your bodily Temperature
Yet Ia winter you'll rni
That a drink OF that f.ni o..
Is not TO be thought a afA.1'
The doctors cry" lIoli
Do you want 10 be cOli : .s..
on, they're daisies, tho-e i,'.-.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
A Striking Likeness.

"Mr. Weber, this Is your sons photo.
graph which be ordered. Does It not looi
like him?
Yes"
"But he has not paid me for II yet"
"That looks still more like him."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-07-19
Coat-Shs dding Time.
fGood News.l

Little Dot: Mamma, please give me
whole lot of moth paper.
Mamma: What for?
Little Dot: To pack my kitty away. Her
fur:is all comm on.