St. Paul daily globe., 1891-01-15

and iquidy inquiries high sehool gradu
ate. Possibly not; lightning has been termed
the electric fluid. and Jersey lightning is a
welI-known liquid.
Sockless Simpson declines to become q
victim to the sock habit. But Mr. Simpson
is inconsistent. Carried to its logica! con-
clusion. the advent of Mr.. Simpson in the
United States senate would present decld-
edly classical and statuesque figure among
MS colleagues.
When the time finally arrives to put the
telegraph wires underground. it would not
be bad IDEA TO sprinkle a few Indian agents
along the trenches.
In his latest acknowledged work, "Casar'
Column Ignatius Donnelly has presented
strong piece of imaginative fiction. Still,
tits illogical and inconsistent. Its false con-
clusion is drawn from inharmonious prem
ises. The entire scope of the plot shows
list of horrible results following simple re-
volt against injustice A justifable protest
against man S iIrhumanity to man results III
terrible punishment to the victim as well as
the oppressors. The book teaches that any
attempt to charge the existing order OF mum
dane affairs must, necessarily, result III uni
versal disaster. This is false. History
proves that revolt sagainst tyranny have often
resulted beneicially to the ebjectors. Take
the American Revolution for example. Prior
to the stand taken by the colonists British
tyranny was rampant on the American cont1-
nent There was a reyolt-a conspiracy, II Mr..
Donneily cheoses-and from the blood and
ashes of the American Revolution sprang q
strong, honest, well-fed, enterprlsing gov
ernment, which SO continued until eaten
into by the cankef of corrupt Republican
ism which has prevailed for the past fifteen
years Good and not evil, famed from the
headwaters of the Revolution and good can
always follow justifable revolt against in
justice.
A nurse now takes the children out, a nurse
with linen cap;
do not catch a sight of them but once q
week mayhap.
So fashions edict presses me away from
But cannot rob me of the thoughts concern
ing One above.
And yet through busy years l can recall the
happy days
When wife and were very poor and simple
in our ways
And of those times I love to think. though
wife will never talk,
Of the little wicker baby cart pushed along
the walk.
Oh, merry, merry days agone,
Come weep with me. my Ben
They chloroformed the force bill
Let US never smile again.
George Frsbie Hoar.
Rhode Island was 225 years old the other
day, but it doesn't look it.
Parnell appears to be put out about some
thing, and would be a good deal more so if
O'Brien and Mccarthy could have their own
sweet will about the matter.
Nebraska Republican Chorus-Ah Thayerl
Stay Thayer.
Gen. Miles is acting under the most am
biguous instructions ever yet received by
commander III the field. 1t is understood to
be the policy of the administration to put as
many Indians to death as possible without
killing them.
'TiS better to be cultured.
And live on Boston BEANS
Than to be a puglistic pug,
And scrap in New Orleans.
One of the most compacent men in Wis
consin just now is Mr. Villas and he exhibits
no hesitancy in inviting the public to step in
at any time and look at his senatorial walk
over. But it seems cruel to Bragg about it.
Gen. Miles 10 Young MANY -Who-Plays Check