The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-03-17

| forty nights, would be good only for
J about seventeen minutes if the room
were perfectly inclosed Fortunately
for those who approximate this shut-in
| plan, the walls of our houses are more
or less porous and there are few win
dows so perfectly encased that they do
not admit some fresh air constantly.
OF GENERAL INTEREST.
"A Harrisburg horse sports a mus
tache.
The latest verbal abomination Is
the use of the alleged word ''retiral"
| for retirement"
] "A new stenographic machine in use
by the Italian Parliament is capable OF
recording $50 words a minute, and can
be readily manipulated by blind pei
son.
The estimated available amount Of
wheat which Russia has to spare this
year is from $4,000, 600 to 5000, 600
bushels. Last year she exported about
96, O00,0 900 bushels, and 112,O0O 900
bushels two years ago.
The members of a stranded variety
troupe are living in cottage at Reed
| City. The male members are saving
wood and the female members are tell
ing fortunes The company finds the
| new business lucrative.
Three little boxes of Ceylon tea,
each weighing FIVE pounds. were sold
by auct.cn in London lately at the ex-
traordinary price of s.. CO per pound. 1t
was a very rare variety known as
choicest golden tipped pekoe." The
leaf was small, but literally blazed with
golden TIPPING.
"A most useful electrical street sign
has come into use in England. A light
brass framework is fitted with opaque
glass bearing the signs desired, the
name Of a firm, railway station, or a
theater, as the case may be. These
tablets are visible by day as well as by
night, and as the obstruction to light is
inappreciable, they are becoming as
popular as they are effective N. Y.
Sun.
An amusing complaint has come be-
lore an English local board. A chin
ney sweeper complained that people in
the town deprived him of living by
sweeping their own chimneys Their
method was to get up early and set fire
to their chimneys. As complainant
paid license he considered the board
ought not to allow this kind of thing to
continue. The board promised to con-
slider the complaint.
"A -four and feed dealer on Third
avenue hangs out printed sign which,
in big capitals, assures the public that
''all the glutton" is retained in his
favorite brands OF flour, says the New
York Telegram. His orig nal mode of
spelling gluten recalls the orthogra ply
of the policeman whose memorandum
averred that a woman had committed
suicide by swallowing 'horsnrick." Not
everybody would recognize arsenic in
that disguise.
A Bangor, Me-, electrician, thinks
that the wire RUM hg under the electric
railway track is unnecessary. He be-
lieves that the rails are sufficient con-
ductors for the ground current On the
other hand the men who have worked
on the road are very confident that this
wire is indispensable. 1t is connected
carefully with every rail and sure cir
cult thus secured. Should any rail be
skipped it would be known as a dead
rail" The copper wire that is used in
this work is quite expensive and has
formed an important item in the cost
of the road.
Policeman Cronin found a goat try
ing to break into a barber shop in
Chicago one night last week Billy had
split one of the panels and the fright
ened occupants of the building could
be seen peering through the curtains
After a lively struggle Cronin sue
ceeded in dragging the goat to patrol
box and summoned help. The animal
was taken to the station in patrol
wagon and lodged in cell, after being
booked for burglary and resisting an
officer. An hour later when the owner
of the goat called at the station he
found the animal trying to chew off the
bars of cell
"A curious natural object is now to
be seen in the Catholic cemetery grounds
at Mobile In the upper part of the
graveyard. within the wal of the lot
of the Callaghan family, there is fair
sized fir tree, which tree, like other
trees, twice a year puts forth its new
branches A new spray has just APP
peared at the apex of the pyramid formed
by the trees dense foliage, and strange
ly enough this spray has the shape of
an anchor. with stock forming a cross
This perfect represen ia ton of an anchor
and cross, with ball on the end of the
| shank, just as appears in real anchor,
attracts the attention of all who visit
the cemetery.
One of the district messenger boys
undertook a novel task one Sunday
afternoon recently, says the Buffalo
Courier He was called to Franklin
street house, where he found a woman
with baby 81 am going to take baby
to the park for an airing" said she.
| stMv maid has gone home sick and