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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1891-05-28
ST. JOHNSBURY AND
LAKE CHAMPLAIN r. R.

WINTER ARRANGEMENT, March 2, 1891.
Trains Leave 81. j ohnsbury.
GOING WEST.
For Danvi1le, West Danville, Walden, Green's
boro, East Hardwick, Hardwick, Morris
vile and II yde Park, 7.35 a.. m, 3. 25 p.
m, AS p.
For Johnson, Cambridge Junction, Bur1ing-
ton. Fletcher. Fairfield, Sheldon, Highgate
and Swanton., 7.35 a. m, :. % D. m.
For Stanbridge. st. Johns, and Montreal via
East Swanton, 1925 p. m.
GOING EAST
For East ST. Johnsbury, North Concord,
Miles Pond and Lunenburg, 2.25 a. m,
2.4O p. M, $50 p.
For Whitefield, Fabyans, Crawfords, Glen,
North Conway, Fryeburg, Portland,
Brunswick, Lewiston, Augusta, WatervilIe,
Bangor and St. John, 2 25 a. m, 2. 40 p. m.
H. E. FOLSOM, D. J. FLANDERS,
Supt. Gen. Pass. Agt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1891-05-28
A Smart Man

Smart Man
Will not hobble around on crutches when he
cure his rheumatism with bottle of
DR.. Drummond's Lightning Remedy, costing
only So but worth 500. Enterprising drug
gists keep it, or it will be sent to any address
on receipt of price by the Drummond Medi-
cine Co, 1880 Maiden Lane, New York.
Sold by BOynton & Ca1derwood.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1891-05-28
MAINE CENTRAL R. R.
Through the White Mountains
Lancaster, Colebrook,
North Conway, Boston, Portland,
Lewiston, Bangor, Bar Harbor
and st, John,

and st, John,
Train leaving st. JohnSbury at $40 d. m.
connects at Fabyans with through train for
Lancaster, North Stratford, Colebrook, ETC.,
arriving at Lancaster at 8. so p. m.
Trains ". st. JohnSbury z. 25 am. 2.4O pm.
Lunenburg 400 3.35
Fabyans AS 1926
Arrive No. Conway 6.15 5.45
Boston LOS pm.
Portland $50 am. 500
Lewiston 2.2Spm. 25 IN.
Bangor $50 $40
Bar Harbor 9.25 900
ST. John $40 am. 1 20 pm.
Trains arrive at St. Johnsbury from Boston,
Portland, Lewiston, Augusta, North Con-
way and White Mountain resorts 2. 40 p. M,
1918 a.. m. From Bangor Bar Harbor, and
all points east 1915 a.
PAYSON TUCKER, v. P. & Gen. Mgr.
F. E. BOOTHBY. G. P. 6, T. A.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1891-05-28
Guide.
CONCORD & MONTREAL R. R.
December IS, 1890.
Passenger Service
from St. JOhnsbury.

For Woodsville, Plymouth, Laconia, Til
ton, Concord, Manchester, Nashua, Lowell
and Boston, 1.4O (ex.), 9.O6 a. m, $50 (ex.)
p. m. Arrive Boston $40 a. M, SIS, $50
p. m.
Sundays LAO a. M, arrive Boston s. 10 am.
The LAO a. train daily has through
passenger and sleeping cars.
For St. Johnsbury via Plymouth and Wells
River.
Leave Boston 900 (ex.) a.. M, LOO, 100
(ex.) p. m. Sundays 7.3O p.
Leave Lowell 9.43 (ex.) a. m, 1.47, SIS
(ex.) p. m. Sundays SIS p.
Leave Nashua Jc. 1910 (eX.) a. M, 81 8, 40
(ex.) p. m. Sundays SAP p.
Leave Manchester 1879 (eX.) a m, 2.44,
Oil (ex.) Sundays Oil p
Leave Concord Ills (ex.) a. M, 8 .25, $40
(ex.) p. m. Sundays $40 p.
Arr. ST. Johnsbury 3.o7, $50 pm, PIT a.
The a m. train from Boston (week days.
and the z 80 p. train daily have through
passenger and sleeping cars.
T. A. MacKINNON, w. A. STOWELL,
Gen. Manager. Acting Supt.
F. E. BROWN, G. p. and T. A.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Just at this season of the year North
ern people who are adverse to cold
winters are beginning to look up rail-
way guides with d view of obtaining
information as TO the shortest and
cheapest route 70 the South--thc land
Of perpetual summer and flowers. The
tourist bound for the south invariably
concludes that the Queen a. Crescent
road. running from Cincinnati, Is tho
most convenient and best equipped for
passenger traffic between the North
and South The run via this road.
from Cincinnati to New Orleans is
made in twenty-seven hours. The
points of interest are numerous and
Instructive. After leaving Cincinnati
aud midway to Lexington is tho ,monu-
ment to Henry Clay, standing in n
beautiful knoll in the cemetery and
overlooking the city TO the
south. Leaving Lexington, the
train sweeps through the pictur-
esque Blue Grass country to the
High bridge which spans the Ken
tn ky river 2s5 feet above the water
The scenery hcreabout is enchanting
and ample time Is given tie passengers
to survey its grandeur. As the High
bridge is left in the distance the train
has passed into historic territory.
Wild Cat ford, cumberland ford, Fish
cr's Creek and Mill Springs are places
made famous thirty years ago. There
are short stops too ut Emory Gap,
Walden ridge and slack-up while
crossing the Chicamauga and Tennes-
seerivers IN sight OF famous Mission
airy ridge. A short stop is made in
Chattanooga. destined to become the
Empire city of the South. The Q. II
c. station there is one of the prettiest
in the country. The dining room Is
equipped with every delieacy afforded
by the market.
The next point of interest is Look
out mountain. the base of which Is
skirtea by the tracks of the q. ~ G.
The view is n delightful one. Tho
ride through Alabama is intercepted
by small towns and cities showing
awakening industry on every hand. A
remarkable feature of the journey is
the railrord bridge across Lake Pom
chartrain. For long distance the
sight of land is lost to the passengers
and as one has deserted it, 1t Is like
going to sea on a railroad. All in all,
the q. Il C.,route is full of interest to
the ordinary traveller
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
"a ward of Ro.e..n

One Of the most popular paintings at
the New York Academy of Design was
q yard-long panel Of Roses. A crowd
was always before 1t. One art critic
exclaimed, such bit of nature should
belong to all the people, 1t is too
beautiful for one to hide away"
The Youths Companion OF Boston,
seized the idea and spent $50, 600 to re-
produce the painting. The result has
been II triumph OF artistic delicacy and
color
The Companion makes this copy of
the painting an autumn gift to each
OF it's 500,O subscribers. Any who
may subscribe now for the first time
ana request it, will receive 1.-THE Yard
of oses' without extra charge while
the edition lasts
Besides the gift Of this beautiful
picture all new subscribers will re-
ceive the Companion free from the
time the subscription is received till
January ], including the Thanksgiv-
ing and Christmas Double Numbers,
and for u full year from that date.
Every family should take this bright
est and best OF illustra ed literary
papers in addition to its local paper.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
What He Found.

A group of merry commercials were
seated in the smoking room, when
suddenly Bodkins volunteered n
story OF remarkable find he once
had.
"When l was young man" COM
menced the irrepressible b. was EN-
ployed in large house in the City,
and as usual with persons of that
age, / fell in love with young lady.
and in due course of time was engaged.
About two months before our mar
riage was to take place, was sud-
denly sent to Australia on very inn
portant business, occasioned by the
death OF one OF the firm in that coun-
try. / took a hasty and affectionate
leave OF my intended with the
promise to write to each
other often. was somewhat
longer than expected, but
lust before sailed for home, bought
handsome and valuable diamond
ring, intending it as a coming home
present for my sweetheart. As l was
nearing shore and reading the paper
which the pilot had brought on board,
curiously enough my eye fell on the
marriages., and there ! saw an an
nouncement Of her marriage with
another, fellow knew very well,
too, which SO enraged me that in my
passion I threw the ring overheard.
"A few days afterwards was dining
at this very hotel; fish was served up,
and in eating it / bit on something
hard. and what do you suppose 1t
was7"
"The diamond ringl" exclaimed
several.
"No," said the merry Bodkins,
preserving the same gravity, ut was
q fish bone"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

If the federal government desires to
stamp out the lottery evil, there will
be little opposition on the part of the
people and the press. but IL it gives
irresponsible underlings the power to
stamp out the press when 1t exercises
its right to discuss the law, the result
will be not only opposition, but in
dignation all along the line.
just now the papers are having q
good deal to- say about the arrest Of ~
Wisconsin editor because he published
n clipping from an exchange question
ing tho validity of the anti-lottery
law. If the arrest was made for
nothing more than this, then it is put
ting it mildly to say that our govern
ment has become Russianized, so far
as it's treatment OF the press is con-
cerned. hu' -.l
This policy will not work. If lotter-
les cannon be destroyed without also
destroying the freedom of the press,
the psople will be in favor of letting
the lotteries alone. No one can afford
to yield the right to speak and pub
lish fair criticisms OF public measures.
IL we yield the right in one instance,
we may expect to be forced to keep
silence whenever It suits the govern
me mt to demand it.
Fortunately it is no easy matter to
buldoze the newspapers OF America.
The menace of fine and Imprisonment
will intimidate very few. No matter
what federal officials may hold. the
newspaper men of the country will not
change their conviction that an honest
criticism or discussion of the provisions
contained in tho anti-lo terry law can
not with any show of justice be held
to e violation Of that law. II they
are mistaken in this belief, then the
law will have to be repealed or modi-
fed. in this republic the government
cannot array itself against the press
and have the support of the. people. -
Atlanta (Gn. Constitution. fNEE
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

49,.
"Doesn't this hotel provide rs
guests with notepaperi" asked the
sharp-faced man.
Are you a guest"
"WelI, not exactly; but I'm goin
to take dinner here.
"Bc good enough to register" said
Mr.. Crosby, Offering q pen and push
ing forward the book. The man reg
istered md held out his hand for the
paper and envelopes
: "One dollar said Mr.. Crosby, cold
ly.
A confused expression and rather
sickiy smile took the place Of the self
confident look. on the mans face.
Then he said: ~ was giving you u
bluff, you know"
"Just So" said Mr.. Crosby, "but
bluffs don't 90 here"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
The Only One Ever Print cd = Car
You Find she Wordl

h There is 2-inch display advertise
ment in this paper this week which
has no two worls alike except one
word. The same is true of each new
one appearing each week. from the
DR., Harter Medicine Co. This house
places Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for 1t,
send them the name Of the word, and
they will return you Book, BEAUTIFUL
LlTnooEApHs, or SAMPLES FREE.
The oldest church in continental Eu-
rope is the church Of sta Maria In
Trastevere In Rome. II was erected
in e?i and repaired In 1850.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
Too Great a Sacrifice.

"Ethelinda Jane" he said, in deep,
passionate tones, twill you be my
own darling wife?"
cliff thought you loved me, Au-
gustus." she faltered.
Love you'll" he exclaimed wildly.
~ adore you! ! would wander the
wide world over for your sweet sake"
'"Then l will be yours" said the
maiden, "but on one condition.
What is the condition." he said, in
a paroxysm OF JOY. "Name it, name
it; and il it was to snatch the burning
sun from the cerulean armament, /
would agree to it,"
at is not so difficult as that" she
calmly said; ''it is simply this: that you
will swear you will never say after we
are married that can't cook as well
as your mother"
The young man shook his head and
departed sorrowfully. The sacrifice
was too great.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
Bluffs Didn't 90.

"Give me some paper and envel-
opes." was the remark Of a man with .
sharp cheeky face, to Chief Clerk Cros-
by at the Hotel Anderson recently.
lover at the news stand" was Mr..
Crosby's reply. with serene smile. :
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

A late writer on social affairs in lee
land says there Is not single prison
on the island that such things as locks,
bolts and bars are unknown, and that
there are neither watchmen nor police
men
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

3 Blood travels from the heart through
the arteries. ordinarily, at tho rate of
about twelve inches per second, its
speed through the capillarics is ut the
rate Of three one-hundreds of an inch
per second.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

A handsome advance costume for
autumn wear is Of fine blue serge, the
skirt on n foundation. and slashed
twice in front with pan Is Of white
cloth completely covered with blue
and gold braiding.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

All arc entitled 10 the best that their
money will buy. so every family should
have, at once. a bottle OF the best fam,
lily remedy. Syrup OF Figs, 10 cleanse
tho system wien costive or bilious.
For sale in zoe and SL00 bottles By all
leading druggists.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

We wish to call your attention to the
advertisement in another column of
the Lace Back Suspender company. the
most satisfactory suspender ever
offered to the trade. No harness.
Made to fit all, no matter how round
or sloping the shoulders. They will
adjust themselves Buy only the
genuine which has stamp on each,
same rs in the advertisement.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

South Jackson. Mich. is afflicted
with a plague Of yellow jackets, They
swarm around residences thicker than
horse flies, and South jackson people
resemble smallpox patients. IA.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

FITS.-Aii Fits stopped free by ps. zLxkb GREAT
Norvo kestOrer. No lit after first day susc. Mar
vellous Trentise and s. 90 trial bottle free to
Etca send " DR.. kinc..Si Arch ST.. Pnila-, Pa
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

In Africa tn ere arc 500 missionaries
and 400. 600 converts An average of
20, 900 year become converted and IN
five years more than two hundred mar
tyrs have lost their lives there.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

has been used over Fifty Years by
mothers for their children while Teeth
ing, with perfect success It soothes
the child, hoftens tho Gums, aalays all
Pain. cures Wind Collie, regulates the
bowels, and Is the best remedy for
Diarrh@a whether arising from teeth
ing other causes, and In for sale by
Druggists In every part of the world.
BE sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's
500 hing Syrup. Twenty-Five cents .
bottle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Japan wants reciprocity or some
other sort of closer trade relations
with China, and the native newspapers
are agitating and advocating TIE mat
fer t.iH
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

1t took two sailors who were
wrecked in the South sea five months
TO reach Honolulu In an open boat
They touched at several islands, OBJ
tanning supplies aad food.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
August.
Flower

Ihave been afflict-
Biliousness, "ed with biliousness
u "and constipation
JConstipat'on'" for fifteen years
c....h "frst one and then
another prepare
Pains. "tion was suggested
tome and tried but
"to no purpose. At last friend
recommended August Flower. l
"took it according to directions and
its effects were wonderful, reliev-
sing me of those disagreeable
stomach pains which had been
troubled with so long. Words
cannot describe the admiration
Gin which l hold your August
Flower-it has given me new
lease of life, which before was a
burden. Such medicine is ben
"efaction to humanity, and its good
gu litics and
wonderful mer- Jesse Barker,
its s ould be $500
made known to .e'
everyone suffer Humboldt,
ing with dyspep-
"sia or biliousness Kansas. %
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man FIR, Woodbury.NJ.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Mira. Winslow's Soothing syrup, for Chill
dren teethlng. Doftens tho gums, reduces infamra-
tion. nllays pain. cures wind cole. Csc. bottle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Y NJ. J.. THOMPSON & Co. Druggists, Cohders.
port. Pa, hiiy Halls Catarrh Cure liz tho host
and only sure cure for catarrh they ever sold
Druggists sell Il. .5c. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was q Child, she cried for castoria,
When she became Mis-. she chung TO Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

es.,iet wesi.ls and commerce. LAWS and.
learning de- but leave ~ SIN the i,lissiui
Wedge tlat We rnn cue our liz and
pain with that wonderful remedy, SALIVA
ton OIL. Only - cents.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Dr.. Foote'S new pamphlet on var;cocele tells
all about ~ and whit MI men ought To know. Sent
lsealodl fer ~ cents. Box sSS, New York.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

In the spring the dude and dudInc lightly
turn 10 thoughts OF love, even IN the damp
cleaning. for DIR. Bulls Cough syrupew iii
cure any cold they may catch, you bet
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Sick Headache Can he Cared. CoaIinr
Headache Powders will do u. Price Csc. per box
contnining six powders. Sold by druggists or
In India n hotelkeeper has had print
ed on. his bin of fare: I'm this hotel
the wines leave the traveller nothing
to hope for
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

I teach shorthand In your home by mall
Particulars free. W. q. Uhance, oswcgo, ~ Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
Too Absent-minded.

Citizen-"I never see Captain Ma
good around any more"
Policeman-"He's not on the foorce
any more. Got put out.D
"Well! well! What for?"
Observation-Disclosures"
"Absent-minded was her"
"Yis, sor. He raided n gamblin' dep
an arristed a whole crowd o city
officials"
"But they shouldn't have been
there" .-,.s~
'.Av coorse nots He was 50 absint-
moinded lie forgot TO give them
notice. Good News ~ ~ Y ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Electricity is now used in heating
fia:-irons used in tailor shops.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

A petrlfied elephant has been un-
earthed near JASPER, Fla.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Z Ed Sanford, the manages Of the Col
umbia A. c., New York, who was 90
successful In pulling or the Hogan
sJimbalbo match, has smother surprise
ON the tapiAe asl, ta.,t4 Il fs.,s
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
Easily RsmsdIed.

Young Husband: Amy, what makes
the baby yell in that wayf" $3.50
Young Wife: "His teeth, dear"
Young Husband: "Oh. II that's all,
I'll run for . dentist and have them
pulled out" f',. 'et q
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Majors Cement Repairs Broken Articles
l5c and 2c. Major Leather and Rubber Cement loo.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

Rev. w. ii. Cu,llian of the English
church in Liverpool has embraced
.nohammcdanism. There is q moslem
institute i'm Liverpool.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14

william ID. Chase. manager OF Tn,
theater in Holyokc. Mass, and brother
Of Arthur Is. Chase, has been sent TO
an asy lum, suffering from parosis
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
He Was a Square Man.


1t was bright August afternoon.
The sun beat it's rays warmly upon
several acres of freckled rosy-cheeked
peaches down in Howell Co., Mo. Old
Levi Howard fruit farm was second
to none OF the smaller places in point
OF excellence OF product, but up to
date no one had appeared to buy his
peaches.
"Have you had no offer?" the old
man was asked.
"Oh, yes, he said. "a Teller came
along here seven weeks ago, when the
first of the fruit was shown signs OF
ripenin'. He said he'd be back in five
weeks an take 'em all ut FIVE bits q
bushel."
"And hasn't he been back"
"No, he amt, an N that he
stayed here at the house and boarded
fer 'leven days; going out inter the
orchard ev'ry mornin' an takin' what
fruit was ripe"
"Did he pay you anything for his
board?"
"Nope. Said he was comm back
an ID fix it then. He borried IS on
the same terms, too,' the old fellow
added, with n hopeful air.
.Well, l don't think you'll ever see
him again, and you ought to pick
your fruit and send it up to Kansas
City"
.'An' not hold it fer Mr.. thompson"
"Why, no, he's an evident fraud. :"
"Look here, stranger, said old man
Howard, "two wrongs don't make no
right, ez the Teller said, and you bet Ell
Mr.. Thompson don't keep up his part
of the dealin' nobody kin ever say at
old Levi Howard Topped. I'm square
eff am pore. detroit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
He Had Toothache.

Harry--What was the trouble you
had With your barber this morning,
Charliei ssg.,ss Y !. i =. Z Z ~ ~. ~
"Charlie. suffering with toothache
Oil he wanted quarter for shaving
me. -itr@i Ssfsf r nett@STa,Ut 81 ttaf
Harry--A quarter What ansout.
rage. Why did be AJAX 50 mtichfHFs
: Charlie Because be said he had to
shave over an acher--acre. a ssst,s
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
/ OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME RECENT HUMOROUS GAY
INOS AND DOiNOS.
Laughable incidents. Sayings and
Dolngs That Provoke Good
Humor and Cure indi-
gestion.

The Sweet Face at the Window
She hustled up to the ticket window
in the Michigan Central station and
knocked impatiently on the frame for
the busy man behind the bars to wait
on her at once.
what do you ask for ticket to
Cincinnati" she inquired, when he APP
peared.
II don't ask anything for one," he
replied suavely.
"Why, it isn't free ride is it," she
asked with surprised expectancy. &
"Of course not" w
"You have tickets, haven't your"
Eyes, madam"
"rhey are to Cincinnati, aren't
they?"
eyes, madam"
"Can | get one?"
Certainly, madam"
"How much is it?''
'.Seven dollars and q quarter, ma
dam"
'sWell, why didn't you say SO at
lirst!" she snapped, as she took out
the money.
you didn't ask me-"
Eyes, did,"
81 beg your pardon"
eyes did. asked you what you
asked for a ticket to Cincinnati"
"And said didn't ask for one"
swell, what did you say that for?"
Because didn't want one"
"But did"
"You didn't say So"
al did, tell you. asked you
what you asked" ~ y
~ beg your pardon he interrupt
ed, "but you will have to stand aside
and let the others in to the window"
She moved out, but not until she
had jammed her umbrella into the
man behind her, and he gave the tick
ct clerk a cigar in sympathy.-De-
troit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
Evidently He Did.

A reporter went to hotel to inter-
view politician. He went directly
to the politicians room.
81 would like to ask you a few ques-
tons
"Get out OF here" the politician
roared.
"A few questions about the"
The politician snatched the reporter
into the hallway and threw him down
stairs. The reporter got up, busted
himself, looked back at the politician,
and said:
~ suppose, then, that ! am to infer
that you decline to be interviewed. -
Arkansaw Traveller.