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THAT scrofulous talnt which has been in your
blood for years may be thoroughly expelled by
giving Hoods SarSaparilla fair trial 1t really is
a wonderful blood purifier ana spring medicine
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EDITORIAL NOTES.

An Interesting feature of the American Photo
graphic Conference, recently held in New York,
was the plate on which Professor Lippmann Of
Paris photographed the coIors OF tue spectrum.
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Pennsylvania makes 81 out of every 100
tons of rolled iron in the United States, and
go out of every 100 tons of steel rails.
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CHOICE cream mixed candies in 2, A, aud ib
Japanese lunch baskets. 25c ID. Townsend's.
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AFTER THE wHALERs' WHIsKY.-The United
States revenue cutters in tile north have re-
ceIyeG instructions TO look out for whisky aboard
the whaling vessels.
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THE genuine AngOstura Bitters of DIR. j. 6. b.
Siegert Sons, the most enicaeious stimuant to
excite the appetite. Ask your druggist.
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STRANGERS take home TOwnseBd's California
eIaee fruits, soc h. 627 Palace HOTEL
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nIYInENn MOTTO =.


mE7 Dividend Notice-Oftire OF the Cali
@~S fOrnia Electric Light Company 221-229
Stevenson ST., San Francisco, Cal. At meeting OF
the above named company, held this day, a divi'
dend mo. 81 OF is cents per share was declared
PAYABLE at the office OF the company June TO- 1891.
Transfer books close June 10, 1891.
les 81 GEO II. ROE, Secretary.
80 Dividend Notice.-Office Of the Pa
S~S cifc Coast Borax Company, San Francisco.
MAY 90 l89l.-At n meeting OF the Board OF Direc-
tors of the abovenamed company, held this day, a
dividend mo. 81 of one dollar ($l) per snare
was declared PAYABLE WEDNESDAY, June 10. 1891
at the Office OF the company, go Montgomery st.
Rooms IL and II. 1ranSfer-boOKs close June D.,
1891 at O'Clock p NJ. ALTON II. CLOUGH, Sec.
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ne MORNING CALL
puRITCATIoN oFFICE:

Bas larger circulation than any other
newspaper published in San Francisco,
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ASS ssslIENT NOTICl 5.


Utah CONSOLIDATED MINING Company
- Location OF PRINCIPAL place of business San
francisco, California; location of works, Virginia
Mining District, Storey County. Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that at meeting Of the
Board of Directors. held on the 9Th day of May.
1881, an assessment (NO. ID OF twenty-five cents
per share was levied upon the capital stock OF the
corporation, payable Immediately, in United States
gold coin to the Secretary, at the once OF the com
pany, Room %, Nevada Block. 800 Montgomery
street san Francisco. California
Any stock upon which this assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the 18th day OF June, 1891 viii be
delinquent, and advertised for sale at pnblic auc-
ton; and, unless payment is made before, will be
sold on TUESDAY. the 30th day of June 1891 to
pay the delinquent assessment. together with costs
OF advertising and expenses of sale. BY order of
the Board OF Directors A H. FISH Secretary
Ofhce-ROom 20, Nevada Block, 500 Montgomery
street, san Francisco, California ie6 I'd
Union CONSOLIDATED SILVER MINING
= Company-Loeation of principal place of BUSH
ness san Francisco, Cal. location of works viz
glnia Mining District, Storey County, Nevada. No
tlee hereby given that at meeting of the Board
OF Directors, held on the 18th day of M1y, 1891 an
assessment NO 43) Of thirty (3Uc) cents per share
payable Immediately in United States gold coin TO
the Secretary, at the office of the company, Room
II. No. SOS California ST. san Francisco, Cal.
Any stock upon which this assessment shal re-
main unpaid on the 22d day of June, 1891. will be
delinquent ana advertised for sale at public auc-
ton, and unless payment is made before will be
sold on MONDAY, the 18th day of July. 1891, to
pay the delinquent assessment together with the
costs of advertising aud expenses of sale. BY order
of the Board Of Directors
A. w. BARROWS, Secretary pro tenn.
Ohee-Room II, No. SOB California ST., San Fran
CISCO Cal. les I'd
DEER MINING COMPANY-LOCATIuN OF
L principal place of business San Francisco Cali
fornis; location of works, QuiJota. Pima County
Arizona. Notice is hereby gwen that at meeting
OF the Board or Directors, held the 29th day OF
May, 1891, an assessment (No. 10l of 10 cents per
share was levied upon the capital stock of the cor
poratlon, payable immediately In United States
gold coin, to the Secretary at the office the com
pany, room rs. Nevada Block, 300 MONTGOMERY
street, San Francisco California
AGy stock upon which this assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the Sd day of July 1891 will be
delinquent and advertised for sale at public auction
and unless payment is made before Will be sold on
Thursday. the Esd day of July, 1891. pay the de-
lInquent assessments together with costs of adver-
Using and expenses OF sale. Ky order OF the Board
of Directors. NAT. 7. MESSER Secretary
Offce-309 Montgomery street. Room 26 Nevada
Block San Francisco, California ie5 I'd
A WEEKS NEWS FOR CENTS-THE WEEKLY
N CALL in wrapper. ready for mailing
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- First Methodist Episcopal Church.
BE- Powell St, Washington-M. ID. Buck,
pastor; residence 1914 Washington st. Preaching
by the pastor at a. NJ. and :45 p. Class meet
ingS AT 10 A. NJ, 1880 and P. NJ. and Thursday
night sunday school, including AIMS Merrlfs
Bible Glass. 80 P. N. Young Peoples meeting
at $50 P. NJ. Meeting for the promotion OF holt
ness Monday evening. Prayer meeting Wednesday
night Phenix Band of Hope Friday night. Sub
iect of Sunday sermons: Morning, Z" The Cleansing
OF the Blood; evening. "The Three Hebrews IN the
Furnace" The seats free, and strangers are
cordially invited TO all the services 1t
" Central Methodist Episcopal
S~S Church. Mission between Sixth and
1914 Mission St Preaching tomorrow at IL o'clock
A. and Z as O'Clock +. NJ. Sunday-schOOl l
o'clock. Young mems meeting O'Clock Young
peoples meeting 80 O'Clock. Morning sermon
"SKepJoaI Interrogation Points" Third lecture.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening. Welcome to
all these services. 1t
ES oOdbridge Presbyterian Church,
9-% of Twentieth and CapD stS.-Rev. T. j.
Curtis pastor Tomorrow IL O'Clock A NJ. and As
p NJ. Sabbath-SchOol 1880 O'Clock p. NJ. Sacred
concert, Z 40 CLOCK p NJ. vocal soloS-MrS IL.
Heuer, Miss (. Pestuer, Mrs b. H. SchuuhoH, Mrs.
Dr. Burnaby. Mrs =. j. Curtis: RELATIONSHIPS
l. Hill Miss l. SchuDhof, James Graham; anthems.
by the pastor Tuesday evening, illustrated with
splendid StereopticOn views. Gospel meeting
wednesday evening Visitors always made wei
come 1t
8S Plymouth COngreg ation.I Church,
3~S Post ST. bet. buchanan and WebSter-ReY.
ST. Preaching at II A. NJ and z 40 p NJ sunday
schools. 80 4. NJ. and u 80 r. NJ. Christian En-
deayOr at GAS NJ. Prayer meeting Wednesdays
at 7 :45 p. NJ. Tomorrow mornings sermon: Yet
formed" Everybody invited TO all the services.
Strangers welcome, 1t
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CRILRCn NOTICES.

BrAcHAM's PILLS cure SICK neadacne.
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WANTED-BY GENTLEMAN, WITH DAUGH-
w ter age is and boy 8, board and lodging in pri-
vate family where there children; y. of
Market St references exchanged. Address Board,
Box IS. CALL Branch Once. je6 3t%
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49, The Kegu.ar MeeUnE OF q r
&E-S Harmony l.. .. L., No. 1877, viii be *
held in Music Hall, 927 Mission street. <CSgI
THIS SATURDAY EVENING at ~ y
O'Clock. , -
1t JOHN y. Sbohl i oecIetary,
- Headouartars Veteran Guard F5SR
~ OF Cal, q. A. R.-Comrades are here GEzss2
by ordered assemble at armory, gu bush St. on
SATURDAY EVENING June 9th. for escort duty
to the Commander in Chief, Comrade NEAZEY; Will
leave armory at 80 O'Clock; blue uniform. By or
der OF CAPTAIN y. hNoNbION.
r q MAsTEIIFR Ad utant je5 2t
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r ADIEs-THE BEST HAIR GOODS FOR THE
IL least money in the city at 6. A. WILLIAMS,
1893 Market my2O I'm
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Gan FRANCISCO, MAY 20, l89l-THE CO
= partnership heretofore existing between the un-
dersigued under the firm name and style OF DOTY
* SrIERLEN has this day been dissolved by mu-
tual consent. MIR. JOHN STIERLEN retires from
said firm and G. T. DOTY & Co assume all the liza
bilitieS thereof G. EDGAR DOIG.
my30 SITS Sa JOHN STIERLEN.
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II HOULTBY, INTERIOR DECORATOR AND
IL. paper hanger: wallpaper and fresco cleaning
a specially. 33l Suffer St. bet Grant ana
Stockton ST.; telephone No. 1855; work done short
notice. mYl4 BOT
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I OST-WEDNESDAY EVE, JUNE 8. LADY'S
IL small open-Iaced gold watch, with the name
Aggie, and fob chain attached. Finder viii please
return the same to 1921 Fillmore st. and receive
reward les 2t*
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I ARGEST STOCK, LARGEST STORE, LOWEST
IL price; easiest terms new and secondhand
furniture and carpets, stoves and ranges; highest
price paid for secondhand goods; open evenings
1Ol7, 1919, 1921 1923 Mission st., bet. Sixth and
Seventh. j. NOONAN. auT IL
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AGENTS WANTED.

la ANTED-AGENTS; SALARY AND COMMITS
w sion. The Singer Manufacturing CO., 1888
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PREMIERSHIP NOTICEs.

dissolution OF UOPARTNERSHIP-THE
~ co-partnership heretofore existing between the
undersigned under the frm name and style OF
BROWN Il COWEN, has this day been dissolved by
mutual consent MR.. w. T. BROWN retiring from
said firm MR.. A. IL. C0WEN. who Will continue
the business under the firm name of BROWN
COWEN is authorized to collect all moneys owing
to and viii ay all indebtn6sR OF the late firm.
San Francisco, May 70, 1891.
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EOLDING-BEDS - EXAMINE OUR NUMBER
i 20D5. mirrOred with large plate 1Sx40; walnut
oak. cherry and 10th century cash price elsewhere
$50; instalment price only S45; country orders
packed, shipped fr q TO any depot. NJ, FRIEDMAN
4 ~ 30 "a Crgo md Ta.ss 1lfr
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NOTICE OF MEETINGS.

~ Mount Mor.ah Lodge, No. "A. q
E~1' +. and A. M-The Obsequies of our "a
late member, Brother JOHN Il. HUN !, will * "
be observed ia Masonic Temple, SArUR- wv
DAY, June 9Th. at 2 O'Clock, p. N. Master Masons
and friends OF deceased are respectfully Invited
BY order Of the W. NJ.
je5 1t c. 7. Brown Secretary.
R7 IN Francisco Charter, NJ. 1,
10 Royal Arch Masons will meet at "a
O'Clock TO-DAY TO attend the funeral OF our x Y
deceased companion, JOHN HENRY HUNT./YN
II H. G. PRINCE. Secretary.
&c Tree 4 o.-IS; l. q. o. r.. meets S5<s1SSSE
TONIGHT. Election OF officers. All -%<<S%%SS-
members Of the degree cordially in >W1AN
vited. Iltl MISS L. HURkBERT. Rec. Sec
E7 Excelsior Degree. Lodge, sSS44Zz>
~ No 2 l. o. .. Irregular meet SSSETSE
ing THIS EVENING. First degree will 2@<<<SSZsSS~
VI it sOi'i''i''' MARSH, D. NJ.
- California RebeRah De sSS.azzz-
- gree Lodge. No l, !. .; o.. T. SsSrxS-
The lodge meets every SATURDAY -=<SS-
EVENING in Friendship Hall, New odd >HHnN
Fellow Building, cor Market ana seventh SITS:
Onicers and members are requested TO attend Ali
members OF the degree are cordially invited.
MATTE LAUER, Noble Grand.
CARRIE SOLoMoS Rec. Sec. mrs Satt
R7 James A. Garfield Post No. ~FSE
G-S "a Department OF California u A kezs-@a
R-COmradeS are hereby notified to appear IN luii
Saturday. to attend reception rendered to Com
mander-in-Ch Chief W. j. VEAZEY. BY order OF
GEO. A. GRAIL, Post Commander
l. KARMISsKY, Adjutant. II
- Members of Lincoln Post, No. TET2
~ I a. A. r. are hereby ordered 10 csAAlsz
assemble az post headquarters, rs Eddy St, ms
SATURDAY. EVENING, 10 attend reception 10
COnmander-in-Chief VEAZEH at ODD FeiloWS
HALL Column will move at so. By order
AQIutaut, u
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ID EVELATION TO LADIES: DR. KIRKWOOD5
IL Safeguard: infalIible, beneficial healthy; agents
wanted Ktrkwood Hard-Kub Co., Murphy BUILD
ing s. f. Cal ia6 tt
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I4ARRIE-GO TO THE IMPERIAL JEWELRY
I Company 26 O'Farreil ST., and get watch on
weekly payments. They win let you have it,
- MAUD.
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500 sdd wsa6 2 snah
and fob. Finder return to so Potter ST., receive
above reward les 2t$
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DR. A. NJ. l.. HOLMAN, STEAM BATHS AND
IL own remedy; sure cure for rheumatism. 20 70
Sixth St, Room 5 0fiee hours to A. je6 3m
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7 AIDES ATTEN ZION NINE. DEYERAUX'S
IL preventive waters never faIi warranted to be
perfectly harmless and sure; agents wanted in
every town on the Coast; good salary; sealed paT-
ticuars for &c stamp z. o. Box 1878, San Fran
cisco, Cal. my2S I'm
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A B-CAN 1 HEAR FROM YOU? ADDRESS
n. S.. Box III. CALL Branch ONCE. its
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. GIVEN IN PRIVATE
L fam lfes day or evening. j. w. GRIFFITH
teacher Pacific Business College, $50 Post st ie5 It's
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+ ARGE COLLECTIONBOOK LOST-MARKED
Il HUGHES, No. Al" Please return 10 7l5
FRANKLIN 81 reward 1t
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
ANCIENT ALMANACS.
A New England Woman Finds Some That
Contain Curious Things.

A New England Woman Finds Some That
Contain Curious Things.
Spring cleaning generally brings to
light lot OF forgotten things, and this
time woman in bingham Center found
some old almanacs, one of them 100
years old, printed at Boston twenty
three years before the present Old
Farmers Almanac was established. 1t
is called the Astronomical Diary; or,
Almanack for the Year of Our Lord
Christ ITO" by Nathaniel Ames. Price,
2s Sd per dozen and coppers single.
In the preface is an extract from Rev.
Mr. Eliot's Essays on Field Husbandry
in New England" in which the writer,
after mentioning the introduction of silk
culture into New England says; And
for their future encouragement will in
form them that they may soon be fur
nished with cups and saucers equal to the
best chinaware imported, for supping
their soul-enchanting tea without mo-
lestation, for all the materials are dis
covered amongst US, and manufacturers
are preparing them for making china
ware at Boston, where the best of green
and tortoise shell ware is already made
Preparations are now being made for
several new manufactures; the people
are determined no longer to neglect the
one thing needful for their political sal
walton"
Among the maxims in the calendar
pages are:
1.-THE politicians spin so fine thread
that princes think they lead when they
are led"
''Dost thou love Life? Improve Time,
for that's the stuff Life is made of"
Fools make feasts and wise men eat
them"
IF you would know the value of mon.
ey, go and try to borrow some"
The compiler in the preface of one for
1774, after explaining that "Almanack
is an evident Abbreviation of all my
knack, or alPs mans knack," says:
Having made this curious Discovery
the effect of long study and close appli
cation, and communicated it, by this
Channel, to all Lovers of Ancient Liter
ature; shall without expatiating or
the Care, Trouble, Pains, Expense, etc.
etc, that l have been at to render these
my Lubrications entertaining, amusing
interesting, ETC., take my leave till mex
year, and subscribe, the Readers Mos
obedient Servant Isaac Bickerstaff."
One for 1775 gives the following cure
for toothache:
Let the patient afflicted therewitl
lay on the contra side, drop three drops
of rue juice into the ear on that side the
tooth acheth, let it remain an hour o.
two, and it will remove the pain. -
Boston Globe.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
KEEPING MOSES DOWN.
A Widower Who Maintained His Rights
at Critical Time.


A Wldower Who Maintained His Rights
at n Critical Time.
The colored people in small town in
Georgia had gathered at their church to
mold funeral services over the remains
OF woman who had died couple of
days before, and the ceremonies were
about to begin when the bereaved hus-
band, who was large, corpulent man,
beckoned to one of the men standing in
the vestibule to follow him to the horse
shed in the rear Of the church. When
they had arrived there the bereaved
turned on him with:
''See heah, Moses, wants an UNDER
standin' wild yo' befo' dis funeral goes
any furder"
What is it JuliusP" asked the other.
"Las' week, when we buried Henry
Carter's wife yo' was right at hand. Yo'
crowded yo'self up to de front. When
de weepin' begun yo' set yo'self to work
an moaned an took on until Henry
hadn't no show tall. Some of de white
folks reckoned yo' was de bereaved yo'-
self"
II dun couldn't help it, julius"
"Yo' couldn't? Well, now, let me
give yo' pinter. Lucinda was my wife
an nobody else's. She libed wild me an
died wild me, and Pze got to foot all do
'spenses. Now den, when de sadness
begins Pze number one from start to fin
ish. Pze de bereaved, while yo' is only
an outsider who feels sad cause I'ze left
all alone in dis cold world. Yo' has got
to keep shet. If yo' go to takin' on like
yo' did last week Ize gwine to forgit my
great loss jist long huff to turn around
an gin yo' such lift under dc ear dat
you'll reckon yo' is dc subjeck of do fun
eral. Do yo' h'ar me, Moses?''
II does"
"Den cum along, and recomember
what T2e bin sayin'. Better take a seat
In de back row an hole yo'self down, fur
at dc very fust whoop Of sorrow Tze
gwine to light on yo' wild a fo'ce OF
fo'teen boss power"-N. Y. Sun.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.

"A wash of equal parts Of glycerine
and Tactic acid will remove moth and
freclIles from the face.
"A spatula or palette knife is the
best thing for scraping batter, porrids9,
etc, from the sides Of bowls or pots; it
is not expensive, and soon saves its cost
by preventing waste.
To mend very large hole in socks
or woven underwear, tack piece of
strong net over the aperture and darn
over it. Thus mended the garment will
be stronger than when new, and look
far neater than when darned in the or
binary way.
OK Gall Soap.-Take one pint OF
beef gall, cut into it two pounds of hard
soap and add one pint of boiling water.
When cold cut in bars. This soap is ex-
cellent for delicate fabrics of uncertain
colors, laces, silk stockings and under
wear. Tho Home.
"A strawberry cream is made by
bruising box of strawberries with a
wooden spoon in a basin with six ounces
of sugar, rub this through clean hair
sieve, add a pintof whipped cream and
two ounces gelatine which has previ-
ously been dissolved in little water;
mix with the strained strawberries, put
in mold and set on ice.-The Home
I'm restoring draperies or curtains Of
art needle-work on muslin, they should
first be well-shaken to get out the dust
and then soaked in cold water to remove
the worst of the dirt they are then
washed in tepid water with good white
soap, rinsed through cold water with a
little salt in it, and dried quickly in the
shade. They should be folded before
getting quite dry, and ironed lightly
with a not too hot IRON
-Fasten one of the cheap, three-fold
towel-racks securely to the kitchen-wall
near the stove and it will serve to hang
your jelly-bag, which should be provided
with four loops of strong tape in place
of the usual string. Slip the two loops
opposite each other on the outer arms
of the rail and the alternate ones on the
middle arm. You will find it far more
convenient than tying the bag to the
backs or legs OF chairs.-Good House
keeping.
White gowns grow yellow if left to
hang uncovered. Make bags for them
and for your silk and velvets as well.
Seal-skin retains its beauty for great
err length of time il kept in the dark
free from dust To make the most sue
cessful bags for these purposes use light
calico, which has no fuzz and washe!
easily. Sew the breadths together
leaving the top and bottom open. Sew
hooks and eyes on the bottom and run ;
shirr string in the top. The gown
should first be put on wire arm, an(
the bag drawn over it and fastened a
the bottom with the hooks and eyes
then draw the string over the arm, leav
ing the loop by which it is hung up un
covered. If the garment is white, o
delicate in color, put a cake of whit
wax in the bag to prevent it turning
yellow.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
A Suggestion to Nature.

Spiritual Adviser Ito parishoner with
the jumping toothache)-Well, br'er,
how's yo' jaw dis mawnin'?
Sufferer (dolefully)-oh, rs enj'yin'
mighty po' times, sab. Pears like s if
l done he'd de misery in my mouf desc
ten years a-runnin', twel could Almost
wish I'd been born without toof en- my
haid.-Harper's Bazaar.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
The Best and Cheapest College.

Attend the Commercial College of
Kentucky University, Lexington,
Ky. 1t received the Gold Medal at
Worlds Exposition. Read adver-
tisement.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
The Porter's Plant.

Mr.. Piexo-Ps gittin' tired OBJ d. rail-
road persuasion, gonnlemen.
Mr.. Renders-So's l.
Mr.. Bates-Whads yo' magnates
a-growlin' bout.
Mr.. Piexo--h Teller on d train comm
down CUB me a quahter wiz a hole into
it, an when 1 kicked, he took back d.
quahter, an tole me t use d. hole t
bury mahseff in.-Judge.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
WifeIV Wisdom.

Mrs. Upton-What can we do, dear, to
pass away the time until evening?
Mrs. Aboutown-LeJ US 60 around the
stores and run up some bills for our hus-
bands to pay. The more money they
have to raise the less time they have to
scold.-Munseys Weekly.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03

me forgive you-ha, haiti didn't atone
for that 'charmingp
The Young Man
Miss Beauty lin proud apology)-You
see you don't quite understand all about
girls even yet, Mr.. Charles!-Manly II.
Pike, in Puck.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
No Trouble at All

Bilkins-Jimmy Gester, the dumb
man who lives in the next block, is go.
ing to be married.
Strong-A dumb man, you say? He
must have had some trouble in propos-
ing, eh?
Bilbins-0h, no; he didn't have any
trouble; he is to marry widow
KearneY Enterprise.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
Self-Immolatlon.

Dewson--Which way now, my boy?
Blithely--Tm going over to Prof. Loo
settles to take my memory lesson. Great
thing, you know.
Dewson-I suppose so. While you are
there, just ask the old man to punch
you up little on that tenner you bor-
rowed last fall, will you2-Judge.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03
A Monster in Pants.

Judge-You want a divorce on the
ground Of extreme cruelty?
Plaintiff-Yes, your honor.
Judge-What specific act or acts of
cruelty do you allege against your hus-
band?
Plaintiff-He made fun of my biscuits.
Chicago Times.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1891-01-03

"Those who are quite satisfied, sit
still and do nothing" But what
should they do if annoyed by Ca
tarrh? Why, use Old Saul's Catarrh
Cure.