The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-05
BRIGHT BITS.
.'MIss FRrvoL was perfect witch at the Sea-
side"
"Huml A sort OF sandwich, eh!"-BaItirsore
An1s

side" o 9'~
'Huml A sort OF sandwich, eh!"-Baltfnaore
american.
HE-A penny for your thoughts
She-You'd find them dear at the price
He-What were you thinking aboutS
She-You.-Boston Beacon.
HAVE you Popes poems" asked a young
lady OF new clerk in a ok store.
II didn't know that the pope wrote poetrv
nAau1, replied the latter surprised, - Hdrper's
Bazaar.
THAT CHILD is really dangerous. He always
was curious, and row he's just old enough to
take advantage ofthe keyhole.''
20, see. He has come to the peerage. ~
Baltimore american.
MARETrA-I know that Ann Teak's age isn't
within f1vs years OF what you say, because I
saw the entry myself In the family Bible.
Laura-Goodness! That must have been q
copy of the revised edition.-Puck
II UNDERSTAND, Mr.. Amateur Pluvius, that
your rainmaking exhibitions have failed
mistake, sir; they have simply, like many
other exhibitions, been postponed on account
Of the weather. - Baltimore american.
BNGo--I am off on little blowout, and /
would like 10 have you join me for a few days
house cleaning?
Bingo-Worse than that. She's trimming a
hat.-CloaE ReUtetC.
For torrid tipples now we call
And pass the schooner by;
And dodders now upon the wall
The sorry, senile hy.-Puck
"YoU'IL be imam like one of us some day.
said patronzing sportsman to a lad who was
throwing his line into the same stream.
ayes, sir he answered, ~ s'pose will some
day, but b lieve I'd ratEer stay small and
ketch few fish. ~ Washington Star.
~ OFTEN wonder" he said, as they stood in
the yellowness of moonlit night, what my last
words will be. y
And not vestige of sarcastic intent lurked
in her mind as she answered: so do l, GEORGE
should SO love to hear them. -WashtF otvn
Star.
MUGGINs (who has stayed rather late)-Good-
night Miss Dorothy. I've had delightful
evening. / really had a frightful headache when
came in and now it has disappeared
Miss Dorothy But it IS not lost
Exit Muggins, thinking violently. -Hoyper's
Boar.
PROF. WHAcKEM-Who helped you to do these
sums?
Johnny Fizzletop-Rooody, sir.
What Nooody2 Now, don't lie Didn't your
brother help your
mo, he didn't help me, He did them all by
himself. "-TerGs Sttin0s.
Cousin -Whereaway so early and IN
such hurry, this breezy morning?
Miss Brainia fresh from medical studies at
Vassar)-Doa't detain me-. I'm going right over
to help my old friend, Mrs. weliewed.
Cousin Hugh-Any thing wrong?
Miss B.-Wrong! l should say! Yesterday
she said she was going to wire her husband
Aud didn't even know he was dead. He'll
make lovely skeleton, and l can show her
Just how he should be wired.-Pittsburg Bull
IetiH
JUDGE BENDER, a celebrated Texas jurist, has
son OF whom the judge is very proud He
thinks the boy has judicial mind, and will
grow up TO be great jurist. The boy is. how
ever, very lazy. A few days ago the Judge said:
MY dear boy, why don't you study nlore indus
triouslyY l want you to become famous
jurist. You have not touched your books to-
day"
II am not going to study any to-day; l am
going fishing" responded the indoent boy. Il
don't see that it makes any diff renee, pa,
whether become famous jurist few days
sooner or few days later - TEXAS SiftiaQs.