New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-14
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

Some one having courteously suggested that In case
the bishops refuse to confirm the election OF Phillips
Brooks the Diocese of Massachusetts, might elect him
again. The Living Church." of Chicago yells "Trea-
son" in big black type II Is to be hoped that the
Brooks matter will decided for II it isn't The
Living Church" and few OF his other opponents VIII
become inarticulate in their indignation.
Interesting II Yot all True-The stories from The
Youth's Companion.s about the lake captain who Kept
saying the Lake Huron" in reply TO the PASSENGER
question, what's the lake We're on; condnctor
What street do you want TO get OH o' ! S'u '-'
conductor
Yes, that's what / asked The name of iti'
Watts street, tell you"
SWELL why don't you tell mef' ...,.,-
erve told you half dozen times, Watts street. etc.,
etc. until an explanation follow, o srsn,cious rc-
instance the conductor familiar with his route wouia
recognize Watts street at STce an: and r LAKE, Huron
instead Of Lake Huron or more llKey HURON. rs liter.
y the an S S5e are often probably founded on
fact.-(Detrot Free Press.
In connection with the deficit in the iuna ~.
st. Peters pence, German papers say uae q. tho
scandal will be brought to light Accorulhs ~ ~
same source the deficit was known oeiore ~. or
pofntment recently OF the eoninlISooA - &c said
cardinals 10 plan methods OF economy go
aIeo that Monsgnor Folch, secretary Oh lie iunu,
will no removed from Office, and that other iiueH'~
rersons at the Vatican will be compromised
A TARTAR IDYL.
Now RaZoOla Khan
Was fine man
AS ever YOU want 10 see,
lie lived in state
In distant Tartary.
But his daughter Loo
was q maiden who, ,
BEING neither young nor fair
With sawtlke voice and temper tart,
was a regular drug on the nuptlai MARI a.
For to marry her none wouiu oalo'
But the g gStSessts
With the sandless Tartar swens,
And a spouse supply
For this cream of Tartar Deues'
In vain were brides
Among the tribes,
And offered 10 him, without waste VI o'0s
The choice Of boiling in oil to death.
Inv Or a marriage with his darter.
The Tartar grim
Shook in every limb
But manfulIy made reply
With such wife
/ rather prefer to die
says the Khan: NY lad.
II things so bad,
think I'll change the group.
,Tis Won had better live. by far
To Tartar Loo Wen say ta-ta,
And put her in the soup -, rarroor
1ouo,,, r.rers saw that an American named Hoftins
mon 900 600 francs nj Monte Carlo on MAY 10 Inc
,ortunate man. il added, was intoxicated al te ne'
The success however, brought him TO his senses as e
departed for Paris on the same day. TO the great ~
gIet OF the crOuplers.
~The Recorder announces with pleasant sell con
rotnlaon that il has secured the exclusive services
of MIR Joseph Howard, IT., whose tnrv Sea'o oriv
constant work in metropolitan Journalism nav nora w
served IN make his writings brighter, hecncI, 49,
,r,Ie and more aggressive than at any previous uny
in his career 1t is impossible that any inaE T1
should know everybody ana everyb n eastness mora
oe than any other man. and The Recorder Is 10
nrodt nv his accumulated knowledge and experience
-(New York Recorder.
According TO "The Grand Junction (ColJ news,
there Is red tape even in the West a navajo puph
t Teller Institute was found 10 have one OF his feet
endowed with surplus toe, and the superintendent
ordered a pair of shoes for him from local shop az
a cost of g. Secretary Noble disputed the DILL
Then the superintendent wrote 10 the secretary
Indian how here with six toes; can't possibly wear
| ,overpment shoe What shall dot" The secretary
| answered: "Of With his toe" Next the superin'
,endent asked: (which toe2' And the secretary
wrote sixth toe Of course II the secretary
thouObt that that ended ii he wrong. Again tne
superintendent addressed him, saying; zoe on.
| what shall I do with it," TO which the secretary
made final answer: IS ship II 10 ToHeka for inferno
in Government graveyard
SOME HALFTRUTlIs.
man may he q statesman
With q great, high sounding name, -,
But he must have rocks or aDaiuoh soehs'
| II he would climb to fame
The poet writes dcathless lay
| For dollar and forty cents -;
| But the baseball sugger gets
| When the ball goes over the ienco'
! A good man breaches the word of life
.,lll him. tall nd