The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-03-12
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lsn, uss.f NJ; 81 be did vn to foSs's
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80 flee ca iLst SRI. Chip tubon abe
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lilo, safer 10 fsij TO be suie cue Tor
every es "a plsip,. Int 30 rs,er kIev man
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him 10 a.
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gsse % yeur bousef Richard Roe fes;
snd. strange 70 ssy, I'm carrying IL became
csr't hf II.
do you take sugsr 10 jour cohee
xked Mrs. Small OF the star boafdss, No.
nssm. replied the latter; but l would like
some coffee 10 H.
Fond Mother John, do you tnou
0sr,le has srrarsed = little piece for the
pisnof Fond Father Good Pesce for
the tisno means pesce for oil OF NJ.
Caller; And this 10 the new baby.
Fond Mother Isnt DO splendidf Caller
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bright See hos inislliss n,ly be brss,bes,
- Did the plumber come down 70 in.
spec, the pipe this morpipgi Yea What
did be ss,f He said there was nothing
tie m.li.r. bet be could aeon remedy that.
Scepiicsi Maiden Dear TIN. shAll
really End Yen th.nesleaf lmpeeunious
Lover Mos, sstundly, dearest. since !
have icuud mysrIf without change oil my
life.
"A fscsiious msn who has occasion 10
send portal cards to . certsin email town
where there u a postnistress, writes on the
top 81 the card: Please forward alter
perussl.
- You name ia Ju'ia Miller Yes your
honor Tell NE how old you are. Twenty
1--we, your honor, Sol Well, now ibst you |
have given your age. ws will administer
the cath.
Ma. eau l 90 over 10 Ssll,e's house and |
play 9 little while? hktd four-yesr-old |
Nellie. Yes, dear; dont mind IL you do
Thank you. ma. ass the demure reply;
have been,
"A Russian simy sflicer claims to have
discovered that fearful powerful eIplo
sive can b. q she cut Of eggs. Why. there
ere plrpiy u Americas actors who found
tbst out ious $50.
1t ne, b. oil 80 that the world 10 ell .
heeiiug .how, bat The man Who begins TO
fear an ASSORTMENT for On Easter bonnie,
will hardly he Convinced that il isn't .
dreadful f,slnr.
-Th,frs = gentleman down stairs.
mash. Mistress Chow him mp to ID.
psrlor. Spvsnt- Bni he be has come 10
clean IL 81 imbly. Mistress Then show
him % ,he chimney
--Tomn.y Did you do much fighting
duriop the usf, psl Pa did my share
Of II Tommy. Did you make the enemy
rnnf Yon',e night, did. Tommy Die
they keicb ,au. par
-Maule-- I'm so afraid our engagement
will find lis way into tie papers. Gawg,
Never mind, darling; II II does oui
names will be 80 misspelled that no one
will be any the xisr
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by arpeatsIee. A shabby old coat may
coniain an editor. Willie rbr ,usB ~tsripp
. bigh liaa at sud dub. cane may be
delii qnfn' ,nbscr,ber
= :. laid I'd Anp' Wisdom. cut cut
ever g",d thug list ] see 10 the psi ers;
bot ahai uzzl's NE !. u Al the best o.,
holes 'ua I, mta'ioti spme cire. Ons
Of tieies ,if,fA, isds. suppose.
M .sid the msrcLsai TO an 81 plicsnt
Ter rlse'; cont know how / can give
Yen VII = 't,n' dnctsraips ,oms one
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piled H. srplic,n,. don't zee il.
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eesiinR 'ie4D va 81, ~. 10 propose TO .
gifl, 81 sup basi Parted. How unfortu,
nate. l ruppse Biinnspn vss in . terri.
biz rsR', sfsu't h,f NJ but tie girl vss. .
Ar 0rsihssu tc.pi'.lis,)- trust
Mr. sqae "a. ,b.l ,en deal kinely With
ny i.ustts Mr.. squ zeu tsssnD just
like iL.r, ny d,af ~. La fact lave
no,hins DO, p.a rn,sl tsl,pg for them
I'll.
-Fui isl~ stud, Ut Hsve You tsle
arspbsd 10 The OH msu TOT money! Sec
ond iSI~ .ind.bt- is,. Got 90 snsv.fiI
Yrs. l.sr.i he'd The old msn. wL,ss
y tbs, nse,ss .foie ip,f and bis snsvsr
reads. ! ~, lu.ids pcctct
--6oins 10 havs srnartlinsf ssid thu OF
Gao 10 lie ksroseue lamp. Not this morn
Irs, sss she sosser. I'm pretty full pou
Oh. re. tsid The csn. been cut I'll tight,
ID! We'll. sill yon smok.i Thanks; III