The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-07-16
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tusss 10 10 o. siss bot sbeo'a.
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bat aas tss o. sone'imss.
1T iatas acme people . long stls 10
epa eat ihsi peor health 10 tot religion.
-iiiaml@iebs. .tfe si.sys reliable the
devil sosis seon be wiling 10 put out bis
Gre sbs gait
--whss coed isrsfslf .ks ~ np'
dsrt.lsn jaufh,i A good funeral 10 zone
ose eises ign,tsL
--Tbc INST ~Lo 6nds cui that b. has
made fesi Fl himself hss lenr Cd sofns'
thiss rslsshls.
You cs1'i tell anything sbou' msh's
religios by sbs, be does vhea be ASovs
lie Ia ~sebed.
-ss,ei sifi graduates always svoid nes
seElssrlo. II is easy TO become the oldest
living graduate from them.
--Ibste ls obe ,biug thai may be said Of
the .pldsr- there srs DO flies Cd II.
Earth has 10 other by like unto that
Of tbe sonan Who Lss made eighteen calls
aud found ssery bod, out
MIR. PsOios Nos, miss. look plsss.
snl Miss Well. you s.t out Of my Sigh,
and vail.
--Cu.iomer 10 oseruorked clerk st
crowded sods iouatsip You have 20
sinecsre CLERK No. sir, We are Iust GU,
Of tLsi a.vor
Gould you make water color sketch
OF mel ssked Mr.. Soster. All bu. the
nose. teiarped Palette. ! couldn't get tbs.
color 10 water any more than you could.
some people do not hesitate TO rob
Peter, but they do no, rob him for the
purpose u paying Paul any more. They
cay that Paul eau wait,
Pond Papa I've brought you home
an English pug. my dear. Eorsptured
daughter. Oh. you dear. good psps; ms
Just like you.
80 man, people are like the fire.
cracker. they eau only make big splurge
and noise 10 the world at the expense OF
being hopele.sly busted
Tourist No. |. Mslc-Thal Indian Is
fine specimen Of a fellow. See how be
carries himselt Tourist No. 2. Femsle-
Yes, and see bow he lets bis wife carry
everything else.
Folks get Into an unnecessary hea,
over the rising Of the thermometer. They
should femem Der that IL is one Of the 10,
despensstle conditions OF the climb 1t.
Who are the disappointed? The die,
appointed mao Is the one who finds out,
after he has got iast what be wanted, thai
he didn't waal 1t half as much as he
thought be did
Weary Hn,band Sunday norniog) -
How long bss that copfounded bell been
riDgipg2 Wife Sihce 6. Husband Well.
! guess III go g. church this morning and
see II cane e., little sleep.
Bat doctor, you said, you know. that
! musi avoid all excitement Certainly; il
hurts you. have always told you So
Why, then, did you send me your bill
yesterday
There he q three.srmed woman 10 an
uptown dime museum who never appre' :,
ciated The tine value OF her rare gift unit
she tried to hoi the pocket 10 Der new [
walking drrss the other day.
benevolent Old Lady Il wi. to leave
all M property to charity. Lawyer Your y
relatives might break the will. Why not
give The property to charity st once2 Old
Lady They'd put me in = Innate asy-
lum.
Mrs Forundred Count, let me intro,
duce you TO Mr., Scadds. the owner OF one
of our greatest rollipg,milI plants Count
de verd ALL sm glad 10 have 2, plsisir !
Injecting 30 distinguished . botinist.
Il don't know what Smith does witb >
bis money. No3 No, don't Yesterday =
be was short snd Le ia short sgsin today
Did DO ssnt TO borrow from your No,
hang II, Santed to borrow from hin.
"A Klud Boy: Fansle Fredd. l hard =,
tha. You lied pack OF crackers TO dos 3
tail ADD touched 1t Il. Freddy Yes. cir
No one w.s paying apy attention TO the
poor dos. SUI ~sa,ed him to enjoy the
Fourth too
-EIi,on iike breviiy, but a man who A.
vas recently banged in Indiana suited
hem too sell. lie made no remarks sbou, -
hsavep. In, nodded to the preacher and
said; ia see yUu later. and the trap fell
-~E3ith-~iou cant imagine how Mr.
Bnlhseh empiImenied yuar singing. Eth, -
Ell Did be thought Edith = Yes. be said
~. simply heavenly Ethel - RcsliyS
Edith Well jus, the same thing be said A
's. simply nnesr,biy.
- Yonr son whites Tor the newspapers, / IA
Yes; sny boy is mighty
mari. IL do ~, II myself. that shouldn't. n
Does be nee seniony N 10 the vriiipsf m
Do. hoi be cant sri,e with the pesky ma,
shines, Hs has TO do II by hand
Where does the phrase He isn't 10 it, {
tome itnm' ss.s subscriber. According
o the beet snihoiities II 10 attributed to
Noah. vbo used The remark derisively in
sierrios 20 some profsne person Who
lad criticised the buildins Of the srk.
Little Elsie hug sbcut her mem me 81
Iisiiois all day with her lips shut very shs
light aud sometimes With her hard over
'er mouth, WHIST ia II, Ei.isf the visitor 70
4 ls,i ieqgifei. Elsie unlocked her lips.