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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
SIX mIiLIoN CATHOLICS.
>"sa"rr . ch"rsImen IN the United

NH'.hcT of EEnr1I I.mtn n the United
states aoit hy the Census.
nnE>, toN, u. e., JuE 7.-Supt.
Porter, ef the Census Bureau, has in
preparation and will soon issue bulle-
in mon the mcm' erslip ofthe Roman
,taoic iia.yu ia the United states
~ s.a;es aad coant:es. The bulletin
N..i silow 'au the membership now
1.i,ts.t = ~, tala catiiutjlicants over
ar at gsg la.S ajuif4um limit ot
r"sss Viii he adhered toiE the
IL csc! other churches which are in
ttstt.r v. pre- taratloE.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
RUN DOWN ONA CROSSING.
Two Men Killed and a Third Injured at
(hicapn.

CHICAGO, H., July 3.-Three men in q
wagon were driving across the Chicago,
Burlington 4 Quincy tracks at st. Louis
Avenue, last evening, when pass nge r
train crashed INTO the vehicle and hurled
the occupants high into the air. Two Of
the men, Peter Becker and John Nor
TOP, Will die from their injuries. John
Newman was severely bruised. The ac-
cident was due to the carelessncss of
Gateman Patrick Walsh.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Death CLAIMS tour.

SgNr Sine. \. Y, July THE four
murderers Slocum. s.niler, Wood and
.lugiro were executed by electricity
this morning within the walls Of sins
sing prison. >Ioram was killed st
4.i2}. >laier was pUJ 70 death at 5.l4.
Wood met h,s doom al $50. Jugiro
MIS- RI 81 NJ SO,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
INVADING BoEa8 REFUSED.
Pioneers of the Republic of the Mort!
Il,.i.nn fruLn N.-.iln,t olnrnL

4
Driven from Nsahonaland.
CAPE Town, July "a body of armed
Boers, composed of about 100 men and
their families, crossed the Limpopo yes
terdav, thus TaidiHg 1Iashonaland and
taking the first steps toward founding
the Republic of the North. THESE
men were pioneers of the big trek
which has been so long talked of, and
to prevent which President Kruger
promised to use lis utmost endeaVors
wnen he was informed that the
British government would consider any
such invasion as an act Of hostility
against the Queen. The pioneers of the
big trek seem, however, IL have met
with a reception somewhat different
from what they expected. They were
no sooner in Nashonaland than they
were met by police and troops in the
employ of the British South African
Company. who drove the Beers back
and arrested their leaders.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Mormon Missionaries San for Europe

New YoKE, July 6.-Ejghteen Nor
mon missionaries have sailed hence for
Liverpool. These missionaries were se-
lected By Wilfred Woodruff, head of the
Mormons in Utah, from among the
farmers. ca1 penters and other trades
They will visit England, Ireland, scot
land aud Germany.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Assets OF Ei!nbaii Bros.

Ro-r,z, Mas, july The creditors
Of klmDal Bros, carriage manufacture
ers and dealers. nave held meeting.
Mr.. Aimbal submitted state ment
showing direct liabilities of s9l, ,627 and
cont nsent liabilities on customers notes
OF sl4, ,5s2. The assets aggregate $50, ,ai6,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11

LONDON, July lowing to the old
fashioned slow manner in which news
is circulated, and from the fact that
newspaper representatives have few
facilities for news gathering placed at
their disposal at Windsor, it did not be-
come generally known until this morn
ing that there was a most strange and
exciting scene at the royal ban
Guet given at Windsor Castle
last night in honor of Emperor
William Of Germany. 1t appears that
Aarge water pipe burst in the banquet
hi.i while the Queen was entertaining
tbe Emperor and party of most dis
tingulshed guests, a majority of whom
were members of the royal and imperial
families. The result was that the hail
was almost flooded with water. The
combined efforts Of the Queens attend
ants and of the castle servants were
poWcrless to check the flow OF water
from the broken pipe, and it was found
necessary to summon the fire brigade,
who eventually succeeded in turning
the water off. Some time elapsed be-
fore order was restored and before the
aluecn's guests were able to resume
shc.r seats at the table, and managed to
continue the banquet in the much
Gumrened hall
The Emperor was somewhat tatigued
this morning with his exertiOns Of yes
feFday. After break fasting with Queen
lstorla the Emperor drove to the park,
where he critically watched the musical
ride Of the Life Guard=, most skil'ful
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Carload OF rca III lie Sea

S>S FRANCISCO, Cal, Juiy G.-While a
tra. nloai OF tea waS being run into a
freight Boat Saturday night one of the
ears, containing za,gl0 pounds Of tea.
broke loose, and the tea was emptied IN
TO the bay.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
HANNIBAL tiAMLIN DEAD.
Suddenly Stricken Down in II Barge
Club Ecuse.

Club Hcuse.
Ex-N ice President Hannibal Hamlin
died on the night of the lth inst, at
S:l3 o'clock. at Bangor, Ne. He was
down town in the afternoon and went
to the Tarratine Club rooms, where
he was playing pedro, when his
head fell forward on his chest. \
gentleman remarked: THE Senator
seems to feel badly" Mr.. iIamlin said,
II do" The men gathered around him
ana he was taken to a lounge. Or.
Robinson, who Was in the next room,
attended him, and afterwards Drs.
Mason and Phillips We're called. No
pulse was visible for an hour, and it
was thought they could not bring him
out. Finally he revived somewhat and
managed to articulate freely. The
doctors worked over him faith
fully, and his family were sent
for. Soon Mrs. Hamlin, Gen. Charles
IIamlin, his son, and his wife and
other members were at his side and all
was done for him IN human power, but
failed, and he passed away peacefully
at S:l5 NJ. He leaves a widow and
two sons, Gen. Charles iiamlln, Esq,
lawyer OF Ellsworth, and Frank Ham
I'm, now living in Chicago. Mr.. Ham
lin has been perceptibly falling for Il
year.
The remains were removed from the
Tarratine Club rooms, where he died, to
his residence on Filth Street. His son,
Hannibal T.. Iiamlin. arrived from
Ellsworth about twenty minutes after
his fathers death. The deepest grief Is
felt here on both sides.
Hannibal IIamhn was born in Paris, OK
ford County. Me-. August p. 1868. He
learned printing, studied law, was admit
ted to the bar in 1888, ana practiccd III
IIampdCn. PenObScot County. till 1878. He
was member of the legislature from 1886
till 1910 and again in 1871. was speaker of
the tower house in 1879 and 1910. III 1910
lie received the Democratic nomination
Tor congress, and again in lSt2. when he
was elected. and reelected III lSti He
was chosen to the United states Senate for
four years IN 1878 and reelected in 1901. but
resigned i'll 1854. to be inaugurated gov
crnOr of Maine, having been elected as a
Republican. \ month later he ercSi@ncd the
goycrnorshIp TO return to the Senate. where
he served TIL 1861, when he resigned, having
been elected vice president on the ticket
with Abraham Lincoln. In lS65 he was
appointed collector OF the port Of Boston.
but resigned in lS6t. lie again served in
the Senate from 1864 till 1881. when he
went To Spain as minister. returning the
| following year. Although Democrat he
was an original antl-SlaVery man.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
DREW LOSES HIS PLACE.

Removed from Office for His Come ction
With the keystone Bank.
WAsHINGToN, u. {. July 6.-The comp
trolIer Of currency to-day sent letter
to Bank Examiner Drew, Of Philadel-
phia. dismissing him from the service,
the department having lost confidence
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Chicago Judge Resigns,

CHICAGO, H., July 2.-Judge John P.
Altgeld, of the superior court of Cook
County, viii retire from the bench on
August l. He sent his resignation to
GOV. Fifer Tuesday afternoon and the
fact was made known TO members Of
the Chicago bar yesterday afternoon.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
ship hallway Builders III Trouble

HALIFAX, \. s., July 6.-Orders have
been given TO cease work on most of
the contracts on the Cnignocto ship rail-
way. The company has already spent
$, ,GG7 .Ct=t Eron lt5 construction and is
coBaIdetsu 10 be csamped for fluids.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Two Children Poisoned.

BIRD ISLAND, Mimi, July 3.-Two of
James Curran's children died at Birch
Coolie, Yesterday and another is not ex
pected 10 i've. They ate some poison
Gus roots " hich they found on the prai
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
Persia Coming 10 the Worlds Fair.

IoHDoN, July The Persian govern
ment has accepted an invitation to take
part IN the Worlds Fair at Chicago, and
has named Spencer Pratt az honorary
commissioner,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
NEWS IN BRIEF.
Plenty of Seals Taken.

The steamer Danube has returned to
Victoria, B. e., with 1890 scalskins
gathered from the Victoria fleet, which
IS in tie Behring Sea. She reports that
all the vessels will continue sealing de-
spite the order in council
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
L SAD Csc.

\ special dispatch from Bay st. Louis,
La. says: The latest from the United
States station on Chandler Island is
dated Monday, June 3 Dr. GrnnveIt
was alive vet, but no hope Of his re-
coyerv was entertained. DR.. Car
ter, surgeon in charge, has been
taken i'll, and at once tele
graphcd 10 Washington for Il surgeon.
1t is expected that tie surgeon-general
will make a detail to-day of medical
man. The steward is in charge OF
affairs with Drs. Carter and tirrnyelt
laid up. While il is not stated pr.
Carter has yellow fever, it's understood
that he had never had that disease"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
A Kentucky Tragedy.

LOUISVILLE, Ky, July Near Car
Isle, Ky, last night. Riley Maclin shot
and killed George Wei-sbrodt. Weiss
brodt had acted as peacemaker in a
quarrel. and Maclin objected to mis- in
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
The CIvde Strike sDreaeiins.

GLASGOW. July -.-Ihis morning $50
additional CLYDE iron men struck
against the proposed reduction o. 5 PEI
cent. in their wages.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11

means and deputy speake4s~---7--.z<sss'-
| of Commons In 1880 he becanr Y
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
TOO MUCH WAT Z r.

Crops in Kansas Badly Damaged by
Heavy Rains.
Dispatches from various points in the
eastern half of kansas and ali OF North
western Missouri state that heavy rains
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1891-07-11
DELUGE AT A BANQUET.

Unpleasant Experience of Queen Victoria
and Her Guests-Windsor Dining Hall
FIooded-Emperor William and 9th
ers Of tl,e Purple Forced to Flee from
ne FaIace-Fire Department Called
aut 20 stop the Flow.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
CONSUMPTION CURED.

An old physician, retired from prac-
tice, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the formula
of simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of con-
sumption. bronchitis, catarrh, asthma
and all throat and lung affections, also
a positive and radical cure for nervous
debility and all nervous complaints,
after having tested its wonderful cura-
tive powers in thousands of cases, has
felt it his duty to make it known to his
suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and a desire to relieve human
suffering. will send free Of charge, to
all who desire 1T. this recipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full di-
rections for preparing and using.
Sent by mail by addressing with stamp
naming this paper. w. A. MOVES.
$50 Powers Block, Rochester. Ny. 7
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
A Wonder Worker.

Mr.. Frank Huffman, young man
of Burlington, Ohio. states that he had
been under the care of two prominent
physicians, and used their treatment
until he was not able to get around
They pronounced his case to be Con.
sumption and incurable. He was per.
suaded to try DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds and at that time was not able to
walk across the street without resting
He found, before he had used half of
ter; he continued to use it and is today
enjoying good health. If you have
any Throat, Lung OF Chest Trouble
try it. We guarantee satisfaction.
Trial bottle free at Grant Holden &
Bros. Drugstore.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11

Henry Pearce is busily engaged max
ing numerous changes in and about
his dwelling house on Jones street.
| A bald-headed woman is unusual be-
! fore she is 40, but gray hair is common
with them earlier. Badness and gray
ness may be prevented by using Halls
Hair Remover.
w. w. Lord, auctioneer, will sell by
public auction on the farm of VIM. III.
Fletcher, one mile west, and IL miles
north of Melvin, Speaker township, on
Friday, Sept. 18th, 1891, farm-stock,
agricultural implements, etc. Sale to
commence at one o'clock p. m, sharp.
Sallow and leaden-hued compilations
soon give way to the loveliest pink and
white when the use of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla is persisted in, and cosmetics en-
tirely abandoned. Nothing can coun-
terfeit the rosy glow of perfect health,
which blesses those who use this medi-
cine.
The annual meeting of school district
No. /, was held in the primar school
building on Monday evening, Sept. Z.
But very little interest was manifest
throughout the meeting. w. w. Grin
nell was reelected assessor, and j. b.
Francis elected trustee for three years
to succeed ID. G.. Williams. Director
Ferguson's annual report showed re-
ceipts from all sources, S4,l72.74; dis
bursements, SO, 1851; balance on hand
S734.13. A claim of S72S and interest
falls due October 18th.
A large crowd attended the enter
tainment given in Central hall We'd
nesday evening by the Good Templars.
Those who took part acquitted them
selves creditably, and everyone seemed
to have been pleased. The following
is the program that was presented
overture Observation-Disclosures. Band
l. The Baby Elephant. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
.. Instrumental ................... ........
3. Dialogue ................" Aunt Prue"
Marcia Beecher and Lille Hennessy
4. Vocal Duet .............."G ypsy Countess"
.. "The Dancing Cooness". ...................
q. Medley .........................By the Girls
I. Music .............., ...."....By the Band
D. 1aOleauN ......... NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 80.
l. The Flower Girl.
III. The Coming Man.
Ill. Before and After the Explosion.
~. Plantation Scene.
V. On the Train.
VI. PocahOntas and Capt. John Smith.
TO- Dialogue, In Acts. ...,........ cinderella"
II. Farce. ............,......"Th 1.-The Barber Shop"
BY the Boys.
IL. SOLO. MISS Elliott
Is. Instrumental.
Mabel Moore and Lillian WEIGH.
H. OOuS bEuuucT NOdil
by the Boys.
10. see saw ......................By tho Girls
&c. 1.-THE Sleeping Beauty" ...................
Acts and 20 Characters"
II. Tableau IAN Artists Dream"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
sucklensArnica sa1ve .

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe
yer Sores, letters, Chapped Hands.
Chilblains, Corns. and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. For sale by
Grant Holden 81 Bro.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
For Sale.

One two-seated, extension top Surrey
with pole, thills and lamps. Also one
sett double harness. The carriage was
made by w. III. Harris and has been
ont of shop less than two years. Is as
good as new. Will give time on good
approved note. DIR. Will III. Gowan.
fStf Enquire at ExPosIToR office.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
COMMON COUNCIL.

VILLAGE OF YALE, /
Sept. Z, 1891.
Council met in regular session, Pres
ident Holden in the chair. Trustees
present-Welch, Menerey, Cady.
Minutes of last regular meeting read
and on motion approved.
On motion the following accounts
were allowed from the highway and
contingent funds:
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Wool
ford's Lotion. Never fails. Sold by
Grant Holden 81 Bro druggists, Yale
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11

III UctODer, 1871,
Moved and supported that the street
commissioner be instructed to construct
sidewalk in front of Smith and Mig
geman lots.-Carried.
Moved and supported that all per-
persons owning property on the east
side of Main street from Frank Lam
dro's corner TO railroad be notified to
repair sidewalks in front of their lots.
Carried.
On motion council adjourned.
Jos. EFFRIcK, clerk.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11
Fall Fairs.

f1IbbaFu HheunatIc and LIVer FITS
These Pills are scientifically com
pounded, and uniform in action. Nc
gripping pain. so commonly following
the use of Pills. They are adapted to
both adults and children with perfect
safety. We guarantee they have no
equal in the cure of sick headache, con-
stipation. dyspepsia. and biliousness;
and, as an appetizer, they excel any
other preparation. Sold by Grant
Holden Il Bro.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-09-11

NJ We have the Finest Store and Larg-
~ est Stock of Drugs of any :
r. one In st. Clair II
n county. -
a We are here to stay, and mean Just 4
what we say, and hope by {
IL honest dealing &
~ To
A Secure share of your patronage.
G our Patent Medicines are IT
- the best. No -
n shelf III
- WOrnartieles. A complete line of "
~ everything such as Shout 4
g der Braces, y
TrusSes,
ChamOis Skins. Elegant Perfumery,
Y Toilet Soaps, Combs,
n Brushes, Pipes, r
ii Cigars. n
- TObaccos, Stationery; Diamond, Is y
land City, Magic and Peer 4
IL less Dyes; Par
L malice
m & Brant's Condition Powders. 20 cts.
~ per pound, six pounds for : IN
III only Si.OO. U
. Grant Holden & Broy q
,Ii YALE, MICH. ll
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-06-20
WOOL.

PHILADELPHIA, PA, June l9.-Wool, mar
ket quiet and nomina,; Ohio, Pennsylvan-
ia and West Virginia Xxx and above
3la34c; Y 29a3lc; medium 31a39c;
coarse 3516a36c: New York, Michi-
gan and Western fine or Y and Xxx
27l6a2oc: medium 36a3Sc; coarse 35a3jc
fine washed delaine y and Xxx 34a37. 3 {;
tub-washed 37a40c; fair 36a37c; coarse 33a
Soc: medium unwasbed combing and de-
laine 2sa31c; coarse do 26a2714c; Terrific
res l6a22c
BosToN, MASS. June 19.-There is a
steady demand for wool. Sales for the
week, 2.4l0,200 pounds cf all kinds. The
market is weak, with prices in favor Of
buyers. Coos Ohio y 29a30c; XX and
above Sic; Michigan do. 26a21@c: comb
ing and delaine quiet at 39a4lc for No.
combing; 35a36c for Ohio fine delaine; 33a
Soc for Michigan de.ane. Unwashcd
combing woods move slowly at 25a26c for
one quarter. and 27a2Sc for blood. Terri
tory. for clean fine G0a67c: for tine medium
60a62c. and medium 55a57c. Texas and
California range from lSa24c. Pulled
woods. steady; choice supers +0a45c; fair
to good supers 30a3Gc; extras 22a30c; Aus
traIian, woods 35a42c. Fereign carpet woods,
quiet and steady
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-06-20
Trouble brewing in samoa

LONDON, June 19.-DispatcheS re-
ceived here from Melbourne state that
the latest adviceS from Samoa are TO
The effect that Chief Mataafa, accom-
panied by body of natives has started
for Maize, the centre of the intrigue,
which is known TO exist against the
sovereign rights of King Malietoa
Laupepa. 1t is believed that this move
ment upon the part of Mataafa will lead
to further trouble. The two chiefs who
by Malietoa'S orders had been Imprisoned
for Sedition, escaped and joined the
forces of Chief Mataafa. The latter,
however, returned the two chieftains to
Malietoa, and during an interview
which was held between Mataafa and
Malietoa, the former told the King that
although he (Malietoa) had been recog-
nized as King by the powers, he
(Mataala] was the real King Of Samoa
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-06-20
West Yirginia Pensions.

Speciql Correspondence 0ft3e REGISTER.
WASHINGTON, June ls-The following
Vest Virginia pensions have been
issued;
Orginal-JaS. r. Barrett, bloomsbury
Warder jacob Williams, Benz Coffmau,
Alex. Collins, David Dopp, Jas. J. An
derSon, Jas. Nj. Cleavenger, Thomas j.,
Garnett, Albert Scrader, Leman Jones,
VIM. H. Lewis, Nimrod Brohard, Henry
II. Hally, John Kefer Moses Z. Scott.
VIM. Gray, John W. Smarr.
Rodney S. Garrison.
Henry NJ Bennett, Archibald Greenlee,
Barney O'Flnn.
Observation-Disclosures Parsons.
Increase Henry D5llmeier
ReisSue-JaS. p Elkins.
observation-disclosures E. Morgan,
Elizabeth Dodd, Rachel Moore.
Original-Jcremiah W. Hess, Jacob
Sarklers, James Cook, James Detson,
John II. SQuireS, VIM. Whirl, John T.
Barnes, Henry Beck, Jacob n. Craw-
ford, Jacob w. Fisher. Nelson Roberts,
jacob w. Feather, VIM. Carter, John
Sweeney, Nicholas PaSten, Thomas
Reed. deceased.
ddltional-Martin L. Barringer, Al
fred Williams, John Cunningham,
Nathaniel S Whitecotton.
Increase-John NJ Jolif.
Reissue-JOSeph S. Hess.
Original -WidowS-En V. Glass,
Jane McNichol, Nancy NJ. Porter, Fan
ME Reed.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-06-20
HERE'S WHERE YOU SMILE

Masculine dwarfS should travel by the
.limited" mail.-B0St0n Courier.
The Order of the Bath-Hurry up
them towels.-Smity, Gray d Co.'S
Monthly.
When a man goes down the general
verdict is that he has gone up.-DGlloS
NGrs.
Appropriated it.-"Howells has
written another novel; "Really?'
"Weli-pretty really. "-Puct.
Extremely Wasn't his leaving
Wall street extremely odd?' eyes.
Very odd. He came ont even. "--Epoch-
When a young man says that he can
never love another, he means, OF course,
not for two or three weeks.-SOmmCr-
rifle JotupGi.
Those Turkish brigandS acted as if
they had taken "a classical course in the
Philadelphia SchoolOi Finance. -IVOSlt-
iRqt1A Post.
"What is so dry as an Alderman in
Juuc?" asked ToruS NiftiRgS Two AID
ermeu I'm July. That's easy enough
Rochester Democrat
Tits, perhaps, tribe SuperfuogS to
say that recent failures ia the shoe trade
were because of inability 10 foot the
bills.-Lmcdl lldH.
The virtuous follow the Biblical in
junction to "koid fast that which is
good" but there are more who hold
good that which is fast.-PUck.
.Niost Of the literature published for
BOYS these days is unhealthy" 81 know
il, but unhealthy as it Is there is no
killing it."-NctD York Press.
She-''Where do you suppose the idea
OF marrying a man I'm order to get rid Of
him come FROM" He-"Chicago, l
fancy. "-L0tc Shore NclcS.
Clevertown" Well, old man where do
ypu expect 10 pass the Summer?'
Dashaway (Sorrowfully)-''W J ing
back from the race track. "-jUdgc.
Wilne-"Papa, what does real fine
corn palace coSt?' Willie'S papa with
new patent feathers on)-''Twelve dol
lars a pair. my son. "-Chicdgo Herald.
The ordinary watch gives 116,144,00
tick during a year. This information
is furnished to save people the trouble
of counting the ticks. - Jc1CGtcr
Circular.
He-"There goes Gladys Winsome,
the everlasting bone Of coatintion be
tween VIII and Cholly GuShington."
She-"YcS, she is rather thin.-NC,c
York Telegram.
Gushley-'As thoy roamed over the
ballroom her liquid eyes met mine"
Sympathetic Tricni-"And asked 'em
To take a drink, suppoSe.-NclC York
TticgrGn.
Things One Would Rather, Etc.-He
No; my music isn't good enough to
publish" She-"But they publish a
great deal Of wre'ched trash, You
know. "-Hcv1r3 LGmDoon.
Bet lie Took the Hint-He-"Iow
chilly it is tonight ! could hug a
stove feel 50 cold" Shells that SO?
Why. I'm So warm feel like stove"
-Ncc lDr, NarS.
Quite C,car-"Do you know why
Leutsp,.tjcr, n rich man, always wears
so Suits?' II suppose from economy.
No: out because he can't get any for
S5."-Pbil0dcipbiH Times.