davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1891-11-16

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6Guten, atleE iold)en GGnoern 9egeniiber,
,nelhe in Betreff Der 3ulolIuna amerifants
iher Observation-Disclosures @r,eu9uilie nidJt
gletbmertbIge 3uAeltGuourlle maAen.
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p%oriiber. 10 lit auh idon Die y rdlben=
ten q beret III uouem WdnDe. Ge!.te,
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Ter Gage aus S nolana gemel0et, oaB
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oen Wialln l01uten, unter oellen SSilbrers
lduft allelu Die GemofrQten bofIen ~tDnnte1,
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betoen Wtnnaten 8obrungen nab &oblenol
angelteIt. Sn elmer Slefe pon Elm tauleno
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Der poppelten Gtefe auf cine SteinlalSaoer,
in Delbe er nod neltere %3methuHoert sur
elnorang, oblle Die uuterlte Sage oerielben
81 errei6en. 9as gefunoene Sal5 lit uDn
9r0Rter Jtet10ett. 9le1e Vnt0eul!llG 0at
ale bis6erigen 8l6ne Der 0eielIlNaft ge;
Gnoert. Sic miro nunrnebr ein S0lSbergs
inert anle9en uno @rogasqaelen 5u 8ez
Ieu0tungsz unO 6ei5un9s5neden erihliez
Zen. 4aS cine Wteile lIoli6 BON Dem
Bobrlo1e beleeene 2ano miro Jest bel
lebbafter Nahtra9e 81 suten Rreiien pers
pahtet, neil man Qloubt, baB bort Die
SQt5aoer nun 1900 SUB inter Der Sberz
flQde liegt,
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sipei Mtonaten i'll &rafJ getreten lit, gilt
folgenoer Dem Staats oepartement uortiez
GENDER NuslpeiS, nelder Die 3una6me Der
BON ben 5piihen Seem Sort uuo 6aOana
iabrenoen 9ampfern Der MarO Ninie in ben
Wonaten september unb Sttober 3. S.
perihifften Waaren geeen bielelben Wonate
I'M poriaen Sabre aelgt:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1891-11-16
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lerl III, oarf man anns1rnen, 0aB Der Sc
lammlbstrag Der bon allen 6Gnolern iii
elmer Wohe erbalteuen Slide iih auf
3.Oo5. 900 BIuno Doer etDa 1927 Sonnen
belQuTI. Qus Dem 8erihte geDt berpor,
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SilBmallernl6marft Der 2Selt gu letn,
ouIredt erbdlt.
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16att Ut US bat Dem YrGitoenten leinen
IS obresbert6t etugerei6t /. Gu
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ben gunltlgen Nuslidten Der GanoDirtbz
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olelem Sabre. Gr l61BG Den 0etpinn aus
Der oleslGbrI9en 8reislteiaerung Der LAMB
wlrtbl6aItlthen @raeusnliie ilber Die porz
iGDrl8en Yreiie auf 5000. 000, 900. Sn ben
,rlten 0rei WtOnaten DeS lauTenDen Gebs
nunQsl0bres bellef lid Der Mertb oer Nuss
fubr Don 10 ,deu @rseu9ntiitu auf SIC,
600 uno aleu NnSetdeu nab miro Der
W2rtb Der Sabresausfu9r ben Der Nusfunr
aller trHbereu Sabre beoeutenO iiber1tstgen.
6erner bcbt Der Wtinil1er berpor, bah in
ben eriten aebu Wionaten lett benz @intritt
Der Ge6tsfraft oes WlcGiulep' i6en Sariis
Der Nertb Der Gtntubr Observation-Disclosures
@r5euanllle INN $28, 600, 600 gegen Dos Norz
labr Sugenonlmen. babe, Orh bei6rGnte er
'td groBtentbetls anf lolhe @r3euenilie, ilr
tpelhe IN Nlnertta Elm Otltberperb ni1t be-
ltebe, 4. .. 3uder, Sbee, &afiee u. !. NJ,
tpabreno Die GtlfIbr lOl6er @%raeugniiie,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Most desirable ofnll tliiue.w oull e De
Ia ho able - control nnrs droans and.
fashion the sleep iancie- inio shapes
pleasing and arah~4uc, M that Nor
phous iniglt ne the curtain every hight
upon adcilghtiul aud entertaining stage
piny, with no horrors % Il to rake up
the feelings unplcn-antly. For tho
purpose Of accomplishing something oi
this sor, Washington mnn has In.
vented ma Ingenious contriyancc in the
share Of % sort u adjustable skeleton
nlshtcap. with small cushioned Sorrows
that can bc turned down so ns 20 press
upon cortnin part. ~ the head
Teachers Of phruologicnl science, ~
ovcg body know, have divided up the
prrcmulum.lnto arcns. each oi which
represents certain definite ideH- aud
emotions Thus, there Is no difficulty
In applying the screws 90 whatever cen.
ton OF thoughts on feeling, Il may be-
desired 10 excite. WHEN % person q,
trying 10 think very hand. ho instluc
lively prrs.os his forehead over the or
gins 81 reelection. aui u u tho Same
principle that Is utilized by this instru
mont
The pressure is c,cltiyo, and the sub
foot las simply to adjust the screw,
suitably Ia order 10 call thc attention
of the mind, as one might LAY, In cor
responding direction. Before guing "a
sleep hc regulates tho machine aud d.
rets hs dreams accordingly. Wash
ington star
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07
me LeotNo or usw awla.


H,w water Game IN the Dcseti AMER a
Chnd's Prayer
IN the early nitias a party u cuii
grant. on their way to the gold helds
Of California by the southern route. Via
che Ola river, crossed the Colorado by
the iorry left by Graham In 1913 "and
struck Out on tn desert Tor the land OF
promise The trail wis we'll defined by
abandoned wagons AMI The bones 81
horses, mules aud human beings
Struggling through the yielding und.
the Thermometer at i2u degs, wheels
falling apart. animals dying from heat
aud thirt, they on the second night
out halted some ten miles from Cookies
Well with the water in their kegs ca
hnusted.
Tradition states that q little ten.yenr
.oli girl was hcard praying Ia one oi
the wagons. Tor water " states TINT
In her childnkc faith she said ION.
good. Heavenly Father know that l
have BISON a vcly naughty naughty
girl. but. oh dear. lam 30 very thirty.
and mamma. papa and tho baby all
want tu drink 20 much DO, good God,
give 90. water aud will never never
b. naughty again"
The rnuut half starved. desperate
men gathered around the wagons. dis.
cus.ing how aud whut movement 90
make 10 ave thoir lives oni their dear
ONES with no thought 81 gold now,
and listened a. the humble petition
ono voiced tho rcst mud said. May dol
grant itir Soon the voice Of the little
child he cheerful accent, sounded clcar
IN the silent night. "Oh. mother, moth
or. gai mo winter. Oh can hear %
running, ola. do get some Cor baby aud
me
They thought her dolrIous from her
suffering. when suddenly babel ol
sound. broke forth frum the oxen aul
mules. all frantic aud ondcavor.ng "a
brcak loose from the vngpu polos
A urlng noise called their alton
ton 10 o. .llght depression near thr
wagons and ou Investigating the causs
thcy found water gushing up ont
nj the sand. sweet, clear but warm.
Their suiicringa we're over mud thcy
reached the minos better aud wiser lot
this interpretation. ns they hnuly br
lieyrd, OF Divine Providence.
This spring continued 20 low run
ming due north Cor twenty miles thef
was lot Ia ihc sand ln places 70 ua
over two milo. wide anil from four &,
tucuiy foot deep When Immigration
In 1851 moved by the i.thmus and th'
northern route. the miraculous waite
disappeared, MS i'- mission wa, acrnu
/ pIi.hcd and DO divine work done. llu
thr mum0ry Of the "ncw rlvcr' tina
was caused by a -andbor below Yuma
will long br remembered 10y survivor
of a. thousand. benefited hy u b
1850 o. "A Pioneer Of 1919 Ia llaH
ford CouNnt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

When butter can bo churnod and
worked 20 "a 10 leave tho diarohcd gran
ulcs Of fat whole or nearly 20, n pioco
Of II at 60 dcgs or below Is broken In
two, Il will show q clear and distinc,
fracture like broken east iron. and whom
tho fracture "a viewed with magnihcr
II will show granular structure. THIS
unbrokcn and undisturbcd condition Of
tho grunulea Of fat Is what constitutes
tho grain u butter. In this condition
butter has It's best flavor and bcst keep
ing quality. II the churnlng, working
OF handling has hecn such a. TO mash
aud break the granulcs the fatty Gle.
monts composing them become mixed,
aud the oily parts spread and give TO the
whole n greasy appearance, and tho
fracture. instead OF being distinct like
that Of cast iron. win be moro like a
fracture Of lard, green putty or salyc.
The mUre tho atoms OF fat are mashed
and broken, the more tho flavor Is do.
pressed and the sooner tho butter spells,
Just as an egg might DO expected to spoil
sooner for having its contents disturbed
and mixed up The difference In the
keeping Of butter, whether tho grain IL
broken or not, Is very great When the
grain IL all right, butter may bo kept un.
der great disadvantages and almost any
whore II the grain Is spoiled Il will
hardly krep long under any circuu
stances, aud thS'layor Is about a. much
affected as tho keeping. American
Dairyinan.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Iput In the MN Head waters, writes
Mr. Garrett from HEREFORD, 800 trout
at H. 80 About half an hour after
ward | went 10 soo how they were get
thug ON, and observed u small pike
among them went and fetched u
rod and line but he darted into the
woods This ! repeated several times
till q o'clock, whom succeeded In emp
turing him On opening him to see
what mischief he had committed
counted no less than hfty'onc young
trout Pail Mall Budget.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Place tho thumb and iirst finger around
tho base OF the tcat, squeeze tight enough
10 prevent tho mill, shooting upward.
then Tighten with tho second. or big
finger, then the third and fourth, or lit.
tlo finger. This process enpties tho tcat
successfully every time. The operation
Il slow at hrst, but In a short time It be-
comes easy. | would also add. Never
pull or jerk down on the tcat while milk.
ing. Any loose dirt sticking 10 the cows
uddcr Is sure TO fall into the vail, bosidcl
Il takes noro muscle and annoya aud lr-
ritntoa the COW, moro especially just
after calying Al such times the ulder
u moro or loss swollen and sore. --Goorgo
Pnrr In Northwest Farmer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Microscopicnl examinations show Il 81,
when light h transmitted through tho
shaft tho hair appoars darl, but a. tho
natural consistency and color oi hair
aside from tho pigment l. that Of horn
or tho finger nails, a slight change IN
tho structure Of the tube, causing the
llght 20 be- reelected, would hayo the
effect OF turning the lair white. lily.
land @, Kirk IN Now York Times
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07


We believe the formation OF dairy.
mems associations Ia every southern
state would prove the solution Of this
Vcxing question. LIT tho dniryinen of a
state baud together ~ a brotherhood, de-
teiininod 20 expose the tricks aud ras
cally practices ol dishonest commission
men, and n information, IN our opinion,
would nt once sot la lot tho secptary
OF each association compile q list Of the
commission men Ia those markets most
likely TO be- patronized by the members
OF his association. and ascertain " posi-.
bic their commercial standing. such Ia.
formation 10 be- az the command II
members only This would bo business,
aud after the manner OF business men
n these lists arc rightly kept they
could prove Of incalculable monetary
benefit TO shippers OF butter, aud this
could readily be- accomplished boy tho In.
doftusahlc work Of un efficient secre,
iary with tho corporation OF the mem.
bUis OF the association. who could IMPORT
from limo TO time 20 the secretary any
information that might come to their
notico In regard 10 the merchants at
ready listed and any now ones thai
might be- desirable 10 add 10 the roll
that would In any way affect them 70,
desirable parties with whom 10 hny,
business transactions southern Liy,
Stock journal
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Young Doctor Con his wedding tour
Wiley dear Just look at that pccul.
lar blunding of colors Ia tho sly. Tho
cloud oyorhanglng yondor peak Is CA.
actly the color OF diseased liver 90
Figaro IA Wien.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-08-07

Clovorton-Was Miss Onggson bored
by my talk last uight3
Dashaway--l couldn't get her to say.
New York Truth.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
Remembering His Prisons.

Some people would think it strange
that should still regard that cell = in
which [ spent nearly a year of solitary
confnement-wit affection, but it is
true. Man is domestic animal, and
to a prisoner with twenty years" on
his door the cell is home. I look back
with fond regard to great many cells
and a great many prisons In England
and Australia, which are associated to
my mind in way not to be wholly
understood by any one but myself.
And If ever [ should go back to En-
gland (which is doubtful, for [ escaped
from prison in Australia in 1869, and
SO permanently ended the twenty
years. the first place would visit
would be one of the old prisons. Re
member, my name and many q. passing
thought are scratched and written on
many small place within those cells,
which perfectly well reeollect, and it
would be great treat to go back some
day and read them. And then, during
the time / was in prison, I got &C
quainted with thousands of profession
al criminals, old and young, who will
be the occupants of the English iails
for the next twenty years, and / con-
fess it would be of great interest to
me to go back and walk the corridor
with all the brimming responsibility
of a visitor, and stop when [ saw
face I knew of old, and observe how
time and villainy had dealt with it
From the Unpublished MSS. of John
Boyle OReiLly.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
Not POTnnOuS.

The Washington Post credits Secre-
tary Blaine with telling story illus
trative of President Lincoln's some
what free manner of receiving dignifed
officials.
At the beginning of session of
Congress Mr.. Blaine had been APP
pointed by the Speaker OF the House
of Representative a member of the
joint committee to wait upon the Presi-
dent and inform him that Congress
had duly assembled. Senator Foot. of
Vermont, one of the most dignifed of
men, was chairman of the co nmittee.
I On being ushered into the presence
of the President, Mr.. Foot involun-
tarily struck an attitude, and pro-
ceeded to say, In his stateliest manner ::
"Mr. President, we have been APP
pointed a committee on the part of the
two houses of Congress to apprise you
that they have met and organized, and
are ready to receive any communica-
ton which it may be your pleasure to
make to them"
( Ashe concluded, Mr.. Lincoln stepped
up to him. and taking him Familiarity
by one button of his coat, said:
Now, look here, Foot if it is mat
ter of life and death with you, can
send my message in to-day; but if it
isn't, [ should like to keep it till to-
morrow to slick it up little"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
Cast-Iron f." Bricks"

Most of the building materials now
in use have been employed with great
er or less skill for thousands of years.
Since primitive man discovered the
adalstability of stone, wood, and burned
bricks composed of clay and sand for
house-building, no equally useful
building material has been added to
the list. According to the american
Furniture Gazette, a Genman me-
chanic has recently patented an inven-
Jon which has certainly many advan-
lagos over the old-fashioned brick of
clay, though use may not prove 1t to
be in all respects superior.
It's practical design and ingenuity
are characteristic of the modern ten
1ency of inventions. It is in the form
and of about the size of an ordinary
orick, but is composed of cast iron and
is hollow.
The shell is SO thin that the brick
weighs less than one made of clay. A
wall is built of such bricks without
the use of mortar, and no skilled labor
is required in laying them. The upper
and lower sides of the bricks are pro-
vided with grooves and projecting
ribs, which fit into each other easily
and perfectly, and form wall of
great strength.
There are also two large circular
openings in the upper side of each
brick. arranged so as to receive pro-
iections on the lower side of the brick
that is to be placed above it. One of
these projections is hook-shaped,
which insures a solid hold. A wall of
the bricks is very quickly put together.
After the wall is built it is covered
with paint. This closes all the cracks,
renders the wall air-tight, and pre-
vents the bricks from rusting. By
the use of good paint the wall can be
made highly ornamental. The bricks
are very durable, and building made
Of them is perhaps as nearly fre-proof
as possible.
A wall thus constructed can be
taken down or rebuilt as readily as it
can be put UP. There is no mortar to
be removed, as there is when
clay bricks are used. A house
with such walls is cool in sum-
mer and warm in winter, for the large
air spaces prevent the passage of heat.
With supply Of such bricks man
can put up his own house, and be en-
tireIy independent of bricklayers, NOR
tar-mixers and hod-carriers. If he
does not like his house, he can take it
down and build another with the same
material, whichis always as good as
new.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
A Colombian Leper Village.

A strange community is that of Aqua
di Dois, the leper village of Colombia,
as described by our consul at Bogota.
Situated about !, 400 feet above the sea
level, with dry, sandy soil and a
temperature of 80 to IS degrees Fahren-
heit, this spot has been chosen for the
lazaretto by the Government on &C
count of its ancient reputation for the
cure of leprosy. Some 220 sufferers
from this terrible visitation dwell here,
and form about one-t!lird of the popu-
Iation; but the most remarkable fact
regarding the settlement is, that lepers
and healthy persons are described as
living on terms of perfect intimacy,
there being no specific leper quarter,
though every house in the village
stands apart in the garden. Mr.
Wheeler says that there is no case on
record of the disease having been con-
tracted here by contagion. Even
where lepers have married healthy
persons the husband or wife has never
been known to take it from the other.
On the other hand the mournful fact
is admitted that children born of such
unions are generally afflicted
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
!. Two of

Our land has had its myths. Two of
them are worth noting: Years ago,
everybody believed the story about the
Great American Desert. This western
tract of territory was said to be a vast
arid waste, fairly whitened with the
bleached bones of travellers who had
died in a vain attempt to reach CalfiOr-
MIA 1t was only in 1849, when pioneers
crossed the plains in large numbers, that
this story was found to be fiction.
1t is only since the signal service has
been organized that the true source and
direction of storms have been accurately
learned. 1t was supposed for years that
as the wind blew from the east, the
storms came also from that direction.
We know that wind always blows
against an approaching storm, the storm
being the cause, and the wind the effect.
instead of vice versa, as originally be-
lieved.
These are only few of many of the
exploded myths of history. 1t has taken
the light and intelligence of modern
thought to gain the truth, where error
prevailed for many centuries.
WELDON j. COBB.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
With Boston-May IS, 16, 18,
HISTORICAL.

TIE title Mr., i'm colonial times, was
applied to those of social rank and posi-
tion in the community
THE nickname "Volunteer" was &C
quired by Tennessee during the Seminole
war and war of 1912, from the large
number of volunteer soldiers from the
State.
TEXAS derived its nickname "Lone
Star" from the Texas flag, which bore
one star prior to its admission into the
Union. It's present State seal carries
lone star.
WASHINGTON and Monroe were the
only Presidents that served in the field
dnring the Revolution. They were to-
yether at Trenton, where Monroe as
lieutenant was wounded.
TRADE-N MARKS were known in ancient
Babylon; China had them as early as
1000 B. c. they were authorized in En-
gland in 1880; Gutenberg. the invent
er, is said to have had lawsuit over his
trademark.
THE original manuscript of Capt.
Cooks "Voyage Around the World" 1868
and 1771, on board his majesty's bark
Endeavor, with the Captains autograph
on the last page, was sold at the sale of
the CozenS manuscripts for G31.
THE weight of one-cent coin copper of
1866 was reduced by proclamation of
President Washington, under authority
conferred on him by Congress, March 3,
1895, "on account of the increased price
of copper and the expense of coinage"
THE city of Ulm, in the Kingdom of
Wurtemburg, one of the famous indie
pent cities of the old Roman-German
N S1o1o
completion of its cathedral of world
wide renown, the foundation of which
was laid in 1877. For centuries the
cathedral, the finest specimen of Gothic
art in Germany, had been incomplete,
when with the resurrection of the Ger
man Empire, in 1870, there manifested
itself the wish to finish this gem of
architecture as symbol of the newly
founded unity and grandeur of the
Fatherland. The tower of the cathedral
measures 53625 feet, or 81 more than
the highest edifce on the face of the
globe.
THE corner stone of the Capitol at
Washington was laid in 1913.
WASHINGTON was the first to sign the
Constitution of the United States, after
which followed signatures in order of
States, beginning with the East The
oldest signer was Franklin, aged 81
years; the youngest, Nicholas Gilman,
Is years of age.
In the most fourishing period of Rome,
ander Vespasian, about 20 A. d., it had
population of 1900, 600; in 355 A. D.
l1 had 800, 900: in 1877, only 1900; un-
der Leo X, 40, 600: in 1887, about %, 600;
in 1871 it rose to PA 900; in 1881, 30O,-
600; and in 1889 more than 10000.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-03-12
Behave Yourself.

DON'T bend way over the table unless
it is cucumbers.
DON'T put your finger or your foot
into your mouth at table.
AVOID extremes in dress; the eXtre mes
in dress are shoes and hats.
DON'T blow about your ancestors, I'M
less they handed you down blew blood.
DON'T call across the street, unless to
a customer going in an opposite store.
NEVER speak loud in company, unless
it is composed of deaf and dumb people.
IT is i'll manners to talk about your
trip to Europe, unless you were actually
there.
IF you get mouthful of hot mush,
turn it off with smile and pay no atten-
tion to it,
DON'T kick a man when he is down,
unless you have got him down and are
interested
AVOID unpleasant topics in converse
ton, such as swell, how about that little
bill to-day?" etc.