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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The boys are laboring hard to make
the celebration on Saturday a grand
success. The grafton, in all probable
ity, will be delivered by Prof. Raftery,
and if so it will be a good one.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Loom Berry's friends rejoice to
know that he continues to improve
right along. For weeks no hopes were
entertained Of his recovery, but now
his mind is clear and he is gaining in
strength daily. It is we'll.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The UNION aims to fairly represent
every section of Mile Laos county.
We want gossipy items from every
nook and corner of the county. Send
along your items. We will find room
for them.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

See new advertisement of the enter
prising hardware firm of Evens &
Herdlisl1a in this issue. This firm has
wares to sell cheap and propose to let
the people know it.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
For Sale at the Bakery

All kinds Of cider, pop, ginger ale.
birch beer, lemonade. Ice cream at
wholesale.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Don't let the bugs eat your potatoes
when you can get Paris green so cheap
at c. A. Jacks
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

F. G. Stamm, Princeton's old time
jeweler, will be down from West Du-
luth in a few days, and will remain a
month or six weeks. He will bring
along a full line of jewelry, and will be
prepared to do repairing.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Frank Hense is back from New Y rk,
and will leave for the west the latter
part of the week. Mr.. Hense says he
enjoyed his trip to New York and his
soiourn in that city greatly.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

A. B. Chadbourne has purchased
three lots of j. L.. Brady in the south
end OF the village and proposes to
erect a neat residence this fall.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Go to the Post Office building to get
your hammocks for the Fourth of july.
Hammocks, hammock rings, staples
and spreaders very cheap.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

At Post Office store you will find
choice line of groceries at as low prices
as can be found in town.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Galley can and will sell you all kinds
OF farming machinery and hardware
cheaper than any one else. He buys
all his goods for spot cash.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

If you want your watch or clock
cleaned wait for Fred Stamm. He will
be here in a few days.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Call and see my stock Of buggies
and get terms and prices, they must all
be sold by the 4th of July.
T. H. Galley.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The cold backward weather this
week has retarded the growth of early
potatoes. There will be very few Of
the succulent tubers fit for eating on
the 18th.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Go to the Post Office store for your
fruits, cigars and lemons for the
Fourth OF July. Everything in. stock
selling way down
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Who does our Milaca correspondent
refer to when he talks about lazy
county officers?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Mrs. D. A. Galley and sons Earl and
Coolie, are up from Faribault on a visit
to Princeton friends and relatives.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Parties wishing for any kind of grut
to take out to the lake, please order at
once. FRED THE BAKER,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
For Sale.

Six COWS, one 2 year old steer, and
one 2 year old heller. Cheap for cash,
or on time on approved note.
0. J. McCARRIEL.
Princeton. MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The race track is the centre of at
traction these evenings. -..-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Webster, of Min
neapolis, are the guests of Mrs. F. NJ.
Campbell. Henry and his charming
wife are regarded as Princeton people
and are always accorded a hearty well
come here.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. I. E. Burgan and
family have gone to Rochester to visit
friends. Mr.. Burgan will be away for
a month or so, and during his absence
the elevator will be closed.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Chris N.euman, veterinary dentist, is
back from his western trip and will be
at home in Princeton until july 18th.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Boys you can get 7 packs of fire.
crackers for 25cts at Evens & Herd
liska's hardware.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Nearly twice as many Champion
mowers have been sold in this country
as of any other kind, and nearly as
many Champions will be used in cut
ting the hay crop of 1891 as of all other
kinds put together
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

London purple and Paris green BY
the pound or hundred, best quality, at
T. III. Caley's.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
FRATERNAL LODGE,
No. 80, A. f. & A. M.

Stamm, the jeweler, will be in town
in a few days.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

For the light running Deering all
steel binder, go to Caley's.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Programme at Foreston on the Fourth
National salute at sunrise.
10 A. M, Ragamuffin parade.
II to 11:30, Music.
l1:30, Grafton by Judge Dickey.
1915, Music.
1890, Biscuit-eating contest.
12:45 to 2:3O, Dinner.
2:3O, Base ball game.
400, SmaA boys race.
4:15, Old mems race. g..
4:30, Fat mems race.
AS, Small boys tricycle. race.
500, Horse races.
500, Slow horse race.
5:45, Slow mule race.
600, Sack races. IS ...'
Bowery dance afternoon and evening
Good Music. Fireworks in the evening
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Fireworks! Fireworks! Fireworks
Cheap at the Bakery.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

For refrigerators, go to Caley's and
save Is per cent.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Fire works Of all kinds at Evens &
Herdliska's hardware.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Go to Caley's for cream-freezers at
bedrock prices. ..
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
Arrived at the Baker

The finest lot of fresh candy, gum
nuts, cigars, and fruit for the Fourth.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

a two year old registered Jersy bull;
a first-class animal, is kind and horns
are off. G. II. CHADBoURNE
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Village councils giving their mar
shals authority to take up, shelter,
feed and water, at the expense of the
owner, horses that are left in the
streets uncared for six hours or longer,
while the owner is ''busy'' playing
cards, drinking beer, throwing dice,
etc., are becoming quite fashionable in
portions of the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Stock
d. Home. H., r-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Paris Green! Paris Green!
By.pOund or barrel at Jacks.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The recent rains have bene flied the
crops greatly, but there has not been
sufficient rain to help out the log-driv-
ers. From present indications it looks
as if the logs on Rum River would stay
where they are until next spring.
However, it is possible but hardly prob
able that there may be water sufficient
to float them into the boom this fall.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

The Champion mower is the best,
the most complete, the most satisfac-
tory and the most durable, it's first cost
is all it costs. For prices and terms
see T. H. Caley. "
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
"lAmong the Breakers. I"

This delightful play was cellently
rendered by the Crescent Theatre Com
pany, company of local amateurs, last
Friday and Saturday evenings. On
Friday evening the hall was densely
packed. It was the largest and best
paying audience that ever greeted an
amateur troupe in Princeton. Many
strangers were present and testified
their appreciation Of the acting by
their hearty applause. One st. Paul
gentleman remarked to the writer: II
have paid a dollar to witness d per-
formance in ST. Paul that did not begin
to equal the one have seen tonight. .
DR.. Cooney, as David Murray" the
Keeper of Fairpoint Light, acted the
part of the villain to perfection. Ed.
Evens, as LARRY Devine,'' must have
Irish blood in his veins. He was GER
tainly a typical son Of the ould sod.
Chas. Dickey, as the dignitied and
''Hon. Bruce Hunter" could not be
improved upon. George Staples, as
''Scud,'' Hunters colored servant, was
the star of the occasion. Mrs. DR..
Cooney, as Mother Cary acted her
part we'll. Mrs. May Libby, the ''Irish
Girl" Mrs. Ida Howard, as ''Bess
Starbright,'' and Miss Effie Smith, as
Minnie Daze,'' were good. Miss Nina
Bieber, a young Miss of eight years,
sang several songs that captivated the
audience. Each and every member of
the troupe acted his or her part well.
It was by all odds the best amateur
performance ever given in Princeton.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02
For Sale or Trade Chean,

rinceton, MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1891-07-02

Bowery dance afternoon and evening
Good Music. Fireworks in the evening
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1891-09-11
Notice for ~Publication.)
Mining Application No. 1856.
L. 8. Land Office, Helena, Mon

U. 8. Land Office, Helena, Mont.
July II 1891.
HStIes n + hereby giysn ,hst the BLACK DIA.
S1;a"iion is fo G, : nsta rall tcr 1 ,an t ,sn h ,,oo % md Y
SiMeS sI,'' JAY, s fS.Rsss''f IlA N n NJ: :: :
G foSs. ha.,, MABL ai9: No. = and TARIFF
in the official plat and field notes on
n' Se n ra's once os Il B io,iHKS' D D11i JAY, At
Cor. No. l. from which Initial Point No. 3 Mon
tans District bears, 5 : degrees 10 minutes "
6os.s feet, N 30 degrees IS minutes r i4Ss 8 feet,
n SO degrees 4 minutes W 600 feet, S 81 degrees
1e minutes W, 1850 feet to Cor. No. / and place
Beginning on BLAcK D ia Mssss1 No. = a.
Cor. No. ! from which Initial Point No. 8
Montana District bears, 9 10 degrees W 1884 feet;
S So degrees 80 minutes L COO feet; S 30 degrees
50 minutes W 1900 feet: N Sc degrees 50 minutes
" 900 feet; to Cor. No. l and place of beginning.
Bssinni5sg ON on 4 cRYsrAL at Cor. No: ,
f fie, bears ,5s,c $ . 81 degrees sss.ss 70 minutes " " a sss
feet; $ 81 degrees SO minutes + 1883 feet; 5 10
degrees IS minutes W lo96.s feet: N 81 degrees ia
minutes F - feet; n % degrees 5 minutes L
beginning on MABLE No. 2 at Cor. No. /
rom winch initial Point NO. 3 Montana Dis
'.ict hears, s 2Sdegrees % minutes W $685. feet;
thence $ 81 degrees 3 minutes + b33 feet;
N 1G degrees 81 minutes E 1850 feet; N Ga de-
srccs 8 minutes W 5s3 feet; S Is degrees 2
minutes " 1888. s. feet: to Cor. No. l and place
of lrcinning. Containing 1925 acres.
Beginning on TARIFF at Cor. No. I from
which Initial Point No. 3 montana District
hears, S e degrees 10 minutes w 1886 feet:
thence S q. degrees IA minutes W $751; feet;
N 30 deg. So min. F 1860 feet N 81 deg. 80 min. W
3ai.1 feet: N 81 deg. II min. 4 b2t.3 feet:
$ 10 degrees 2 minutes W 145s.s feet; to Cor.
No. l and place of beginning. Containing 500
acres.
Containing 4.9S acres and forming q por.
ticn OF the Mnsurveyed Township "a N Of Range
8 or 2 F.. p. meridian. The location of this
Mine is recorded in the recorders Office of Mcagher
County Montana.
Adjoining laimants are Cornucopia Min-
ing Company on the East, and the Montana
Gold, Silver, Platinum and Tellurium Mining
Company on the South.
All persons holding adverse claims thereto
are required to present the same before this
office within sixty days from the first day
of publication hereof, or they will he barred
by the virtue of the provisions of the statute.
y. A. SWIGGETT,
Register.
Jno. p. Nelson,
Attorney for claimant.
First publication July II $780,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1891-09-11
No. 1881.
Application for q Patent.
U. s. Land Office, Helena,

u s. Land Office, Helena, Mont.,l
ps xs''e ss j; cs:sssy s sss.s ,A, s1 Hugh s, i; Th; s;s, sns
Is Neihart Montana, have this day filed
ear feet OF the BoGX. DEL DRAGON
si}1e1 w Mins s or vein cro sssSFing 900 Geld i.st and I'd
County of Meagher and State Of Montana,
and designated by the field notes and Of
s ss''' s e. in on re a's n IT 'f 4 S s'''ss i Range S'" 5
q 2 East Of principal base line and
Survey No. $3.50, being as follows, to.wit:
zn sss!'" PsSInt a. S se''s' Hesxn: ! ron : Ee'ss
81 minutes 10 seconds East 1881 feet: thence
South 81 degrees IA mintes East l5 feet;
corr cerns; No. No :: th sneses South SS; 4 a1''' degrees re 'e 4
thence North 81 degrees Il minutes W $40
feet to Corner No. 4; thence North 25 degrees
line Of survey No: s416, 1l4O feet to Cor
ner No. l the place of beginning. Magne tic var
iation 10 degrees East containing 1914 ares, ex-
elusive of area, no conflict withc Survey
The location Of this mine is recorded in
q The adjoining claims are
the Speculation Lode Survey No. sss9: Con
any portion Of said BOGA DEL DRAGON
Mine or surface ground, are required to
Al d,c tn their f,n adverse s,s claims .n v tn oa, the fes1 HsI
ena in the State Of Montana, during. the
n they o'y vii, P be- barred De RRS y0 the Virtue as''e o. the
provisions Oh "e ''"''' s. A. sw1cGETT,
1rir., publication July 81 1887 ss9'''s''
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R Iaa11s 3, LOBE. a q%uartzite stone soxlsxs
stones and marked l-s4Os,' for corner No.
!, from which Initial Point No. 3. Mon
tans Mining District, Township IA. n, Il.
8, e.. lunsurveyedl bears s. AZ degrees, 81
thence N. 81 degrees So minutes e., ib06
feet; running, thence N. "a degrees, OS min
nutes w., 4Ss feet; thence s. % degrees U
O8 minutes f., 5l8 feet; to corner No. /
and place of beginning, containing an area
Of I'LL acres claimed In this survey.
Beginning at tho 8. f. corner Of the
ALBATkOSS FRACTION LODE, a granite
stone in place, lSX1Ox8 inches above Ground
with bearing tree and stone and marked 1897
with q cross for corner No. l from which In
itial Point No. ., Montana Mining District, tip
80 minutes 20 seconds W: 1881 feet: running
thence N. ~ degrees q minutes X. 1880 feet:
thence N. IL degrees 50 minutes e. III feet;
thence N. Ga degrees U minutes w, 30 feet:
thence 8. II degrees 81 minutes W., 1900 feet;
thence y. "a degrees O8 minutes e. 124 feet, to
corner No. 1 the place Of beginning, containing
an area of $40 acres claimed In this survey.
The location of this mine IL recorded In tho
Office of the Recorder of Mcagher County, ON
page in Book l of Lodee.
The adjoining claims are on the East of the AL
BATTROSS FRACTION LODE, Survey No $40
the Cornucopia Lode and Survey No. 3411 tho
Ontario Lode.
s. A. sWIGGETT,
Register.
Jos. II. Harper,
Attorney for claiemnt.
First publication, July 81 1891
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1891-09-11
(No. 1906
Application for q Patent.
U. S. Land Office, Helena, Montana, !
-r< IA ION (

u. s. LANO OIuCR. tpIenA. NODIHOA.s I
Aurnst Ii 1891.
Notice il beroby given that Patrick Sweeney.
whnsa nost.nfice address ia Noihort Montana, has
this day filed his apnlication for a patent for U.S..
5 and 6o5.5 linear feet respectively Of the MEL
inv gold and silver with surface ground 60 feet
in n Width. situated in Montana Iunorganized) Min
ING District County of Meaghcr. State of Montana,
and designated by The field notes and cnicial plat
m Ale in this office as Survey Numbers 1893 and
35O1 in mnsuryeyed Township ii n. X. or 9 -.
Of principal base line and MERIDIAN of the State
follows. to-wit:
NELLIE L. Lode SUR. NO. 34s8.
BEGINNING al corner No. /, which is also Cor. No.
/ MOCKING BIRD LODE Sur. No. 1904, Initial
Point No. township Ia N. Range 8 or 8 f.. bears
s. "a degrees - minutes 80 seconds +. 1899 feet;
thence +. 10 degrees ~ minutes W, 1913 feet to Cor.
No. q: thence II. IS degrees So minutes X. 92.5 feet
to corner No. 3: thence ). 9 degrees IS minutes
". I9n feet to corner No. 4: thence s. IS degrees
a. minutes ". Gss feet to corner No. g.; thence N.
II derreers ~ minutes W, 1888 feet to corner No. s;
thence N. 81 degrees O8 minutes W. 800 feet to
cnrnor NJ >. tbonca n IN degrees ~ minutes 4,
Ss5 = feet To corner No 8: thence S. IS degrees
s. minutes E. is.s feet to corner No. .; thence n.
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Dangerous Knowledge.

A certain illiterate man had married
a woman with just enough education
to want to air what little learning she
did have. AS she became older, the
habit of using big words grew into q
mania. The pocket dictionary did
great service in perplexing her ascot
ates, and many a disguised reply did
she receive from delayed grocerymen
who were in haste to get back to bust
ness, but she only moralized the moro
upon the illumination" of mankind.
Suddenly her husband became very
successful in his. lumber speculation,
and his wife seemed to think that big.
ger words would add to the dignity OF
her new position.
One day q former townsman visiting
in the town congratulated the lady
upon her brighter fortunes. He was
rather taken back at the reply, "Oh,
yes, Joslliah and l have had quite q
boomerang since you were here"-
Iewistown Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1891-09-11

OBx6 A00t WIS OWoO AAGV0s
In some parts Of the earth people eat
the dirt, whichois found to. possess nu-
tzitive qualities The substance is
known Is mountain meal The In
dams On the banks OF the Amazon river
use this meal as food during times
when other food is scarce. It is made
up into a dough and baked as bread.
Chemists have analysed this substance,
and find II to be composed Of the re.
mains of ~infusoria, and it is this ami
NAL matter yet remaining that makes
It available as food.
If We now 60 q step higher and AZ
anime other fossil remains, in size
reaching to that of the head Of a pin.
we find that a large part of the entire
crust of the earth is composed of them.
A little shell animal called the mill
olom must have existed in countless
numbers In the seas of tho cretaceous
period. In settling to the bottom Of
the ancient seas that covered what is
now central France these shells formed
immense strata, some of which are sew
eral thousand feet in thickness. The
beautiful city of Paris is built from
stone quarried from this deposit, most
ly from the quarries of Montmartrc.-
Macon Telegraph.
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Napoleon was fond of the society Of
scientists, and rewarded with prizes
and honors the most noteworthy Of
scientific discoveries. Although at war
with ''per6de Albion" Us he was wont
to call England, he drew the line at
scientists, and pardoned English pris-
oners at the simple request of Joseph
Priestley, after all other mea had
been exhausted, and acceded to the
award of 5000 francs by the first class
of the Institute to Davy for his cele-
brated memoir Of 1906. It was Bona
parte who proposed to award a gold
medal to Volta, after reading his me
moir on galvanism, and later induced
Volta, by emolurnents and titles, to
surrender his Italian professorship for a
residence in Paris
When the memorable expedition to
Egypt set sail Bonaparte took with him
many savants and academicians After
the wager of battle had turned against
the great soldier, and he was trans
ported to the lonely st. Helena, he
must have felt that the last tie to France
had been severed when, in 1872, he felt
forced to resign his chair in the Acad-
envy of Sciences. G. Cahall, N.
D., in Popular Science Monthly.
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NO. 1880.
Mining Application.
U. s. LAND OFFICE, HELENA, MO.

Z. :. LAND OFFICE, HELENA, MONT.
July 81 1891.
Notice is hereby given that George koehl, Geo.
T Sanderson and Thomas Scott whose post Office
address is Neihart, IT. Assinaboine and Glasgow
Montana respectively have made application for
q patent for i235.5 linear feet on the SILVER
CHIEF LODE bearing NJ 81 degrees 40 minutes IA.
and s.. 81 degrees 40 minutes W., situated In Mon.
tana Mining District Meagher County, Montana
and described in the official plat and field notes on
file in this Office as follows, viz:
Beginning at Cor. No. / from which Initial Point
No. l Montana Mining District bears s. AZ degrees
30 minute: K. 4617.6 feet; Thence N. II degrees SO
minutes W. 1918 feet: to Cor. No. s. q degrees
40 minutes W. 1885 feet: to Cor. No. 8, s. II de.
grees 80 minutes 4. 555.7 feet; to Cor. No. 4 N. Is
degrees 81 minutes E. 12a6.2 feet to Cor. No. / and
place of beginning, containing AGO acres and
forming q portion of the unsurveyed, in Town
ship IA N. of Range 8 or 0 e. p. b. and Meridian
The location of this Mine is recorded in the Re-
cordcrs office of Meagher County, OH page b:8 Of
book Il Of lode locations. Adjoining claimants
are Speculation lode survey. No. 1850 Char les
Crawford ct al applicants on the East.
All persons holding adverse claims thereto arc
required to present the same before this office
within sixty days from the first day of publication
herlof, or they will be barred by virtue of the pro
vision of the statute.
s. A.. SWIGGE1T,
JNO. p. NELSON, Attorney for Claimant
First Publication August, Z, 1891.
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Mr.. Cladstoue's Correspondence.

Mr.. Cladstoue's Correspondence.
Mr.. Gladstone, who at M time when
In Office received thirty thousand let
ten a year, has always been remarkac
bic for personally attending to his cor
respondencc, and his autograph is,
perhaps, moro familiar than that Of
any other English statesman. In every
department of state with which he has
had anything to do he has left behind
him a tradition for order and regu-
lazity, and it is said that he perfected
the science of getting q maximum of
work out Of private secretaries.
When in Office ho kept six sets of
pigeon holes constantly going, and he
would have all his own letters copied,
even those he wrote from the house OF
commons to the house of lords. He
also, of course, in common with most
other men in his position, got his secre-
taries to 60 through the daily papers
and extract such items as it was neces-
sary he should see.-Iondon Tit-Bita
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Maid-It didn't hurt.
Lawyer-Whata It didn't HURT
Maid-No. I'm used to hanging to
street car straps.-New York Weekly.


A gentleman attended q party where
the hostess was very deaf. After pay
ing his respects to her, and talking to
her for a while in a high key, he was
introduced to a charming girl with
whom he walked through the conser
vatory.
What a relief" he exclaimed, II
have been screaming at the top of my
voice and am tired out"
There was no answering remark and
he looked at his companion. who said
"You must speak loud, as l am hard
of hearing. Detroit Free Press.