The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-09-03
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Ionms n tisnt esi ball fsossh
ssa4aE lisssis-- WIFE, dii yoa have io'
sapg.rf rcnuy ctmp.ry.
-Qaairss What ks's yea been doins
% 10 iis oobhifyi Ciiifas- Oh.
lua 6sAtt' ard lyis ~ usd,
HIRES :, asitsble csss The otb,r
ssyssssps msisr, who bad besn dpne
~ ycsrs Iatod Dp hub sna .roie.
Me- O ID = Ho. are yen passing tts
te- pos. Ma Gabbf Mrs. Ostb-ob.
Ia sfesssrg aaa undrtssies With the
YES hst
Ii. essy ior, sifi 10 fell 10 love With
q worthless mae bot " ben abs bss 70 Sup,
pota lia by ,.kias 10 v.stiDe - sh. there,
ibe fub.
III The usi,sS S'r,es 10 ever sgsin ION,
PEELED TO is, loose the dogs Of war. j, can
be Ira o. hasins on bani aae pack d
Wesi roittyH.
MR., P.-Ihsy cay that Mr.. Hay.
Who a.td 10 sing 20 npch, has lost biz
voice. Mr.. P.-I shouldn't think bed
offsr pGuh 81 reward.
In Glover. Sbe-so you ere engaged
10 oae a The Musgrsve tvinsi How can
you Distinguish one from The o,herf He
II don'i Try 10.
Aud suppose, like . brave soldier.
yop Flowed your colora Yea; whenever
there vs,s battle. noticed tina, the colors
vero flying. 90 fed. TOO.
An Albany woman hid her diamond
earrings 10 her mouth and then lectursd
the burglar. The possibilities OF the hu.
mao mouth are something wonderful.
Ethel Whist would you sdviss me 10
do With my voicei Maud Il shsuldnt
spend much on ii just nov; when the msn
comes around you might have it tuned.
Her Chief Concern. She Jack, that
man ia staring .. me dreadiully. He
Shall / 20 over and thrash him7 She
No. bat do tell me II | look oil right.
Father II is the early bird that
catches the worm. Johnny That's so;
bat !. Is the little birds that stay ct home
sleeping in the pest that get the worm TO
est.
-L,ndlord = Yes sir; your bill for the
week is $3.50, Guest = Good heavens. And
the suide,book said that the highest part
Of The mountains was noun. Washington.
Alto 'aey TO witness) You know this
MANI Witness . Yes, sir. Attorney What
is bis reputation for traih and verscity ?
Witness Well. be writes obitusry vrrses.
Watts ! don't approve OF this idea Of
burying every eminent citizen With = brass
band. Potts II would not be 30 bad.
though. il they'd bury brass band with
each eminen, cItizin.
II irieDd II ours attending 0 service
not long ago beard the minister utter The
following pssssge; All along the untrod,
den paths OF the past we discern the foot
prints OF an Almighty hand.
She (isbing for complimentl-D
yon thiok nv voice needs cultivatiop2
he (r vlons TO pay her compliment)
= Nus at all, hot at all. Cultivation
Goa dB't improve a voice like yours.
--Wha. VAS the basis Of Mr.. and Mrs
Fntili'r repara'ion9 Well you know that
baby - tbs one ,ba, was born last month";
Yer. Fulfill said be should go To Yale. and
Mrs r. who is from Boston. insisted on
Harvard
Wife {.,ernly) Was that You singing
Mr.. Hrssysides? Hesvysldes (meeklyj
Yes. dear. | sometimes sing when ! an
alone. wiie-You have more consider
alton Tor tue feelings OF others than hsd
given YOU credi, Tor &Al
What sad face she has. II looks ~ il
i, might have q woful life history. II has
She was disappointed IL love when young.
She hes never bsen able I, get over it.
Did be idi her, or die. or what' Ne ther;
be MA red Lrr.
IA indi.ns Baptist j,nrnal afflrms
tbs blu Baptist was the greatest senss.
,ioaa p,eaeher the world ever saw. Pos
sibly, assert, the Christian Register. fot
the sensational preacher is apt to lose liz
head. Add sometimes IL is carried away
by ~om.n.
Nos, little boys, can you tell me, said
a Columbus teacher. VIA, the feet OF to.
bscco i. upon the SYSTEM Little Billy.
who has ~reetled With bis fret chew,
prompt, b.Id ny bis baud. Well. Billy
Whit is the ,fse,' Mskes ye ~isbt 70 wux
oesd.
Doctor, said grateful patient seizirs
the physicians hand. shsll never forge
that to you QUE my life. You txsgsente.
reinrhed ,he doctor mildly; you oue me
Tor only Is Wits. That 10 the point which
! hope ,ta .lll no, fail to remember.
DE man dat takes great pride in biz
ancestors. desh bseddern. an expects peo,
pie 10 honor him 90 dat account. makes .
great bis mht.ke. Many . man causes de
greatrs amusement 10 de rest OF de voFr
BY de IS, 10 Which he rs,iles 'rouod 10 d.
Shoes ob dead father or grandfather Who
wa one 90 de aiea, mfn oh bis day, but
~ho took al he sbliiies vii him ven be
sci ssii tor ibr golden shore.
- True 20 His Motto. She bad yavned
ain times, looked at the clock four times.
add pne,endej 10 be bal. ssleep thfes
tines. bni The yuung editor Who vss call.
irs asea Der ~ss 90 much 10 love that be
did sot observe these msnifcsistions OF
ve.,ftst. Al length che said Most be o.. /