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The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
WHO CAN TELL?

Why the policeman's testimony at thu
Third District Police Court is given in ,
whisper?
And how reporters would get the facts
If Detective Hottie were not there?
Why John DingwalI has joined the A
o. N. H?.
If it is because he is tired of his new
lire2
When George Mccarthy will get 6
share?
Ii he is boycottine the BARRIERS?
What AL Schaffer, the political speaker
knows about Warwick?
What becomes of the rubber bands and
paper fasteners at the Third District
Police Court?
And why Clerk O'Connell does not lock
up his traps, anyway?
Why all Journal reporters wear plug
hats?
Why the Clown rode in Pop. Morten's
car free on Thanksgiving day?
II the truck drivers own the lower part
of Montgomery street and how much they
paid for ita
Who fitted out the Cuckoos Thursday
and paid for the band?
Why the police don't drive some of the
corner dudes away from their stamping
grounds?
What ails the Jersey correspondent OF
the New York Times?
And if the young mans drinketite is as
good as his Abbettite, how much will be
hold, anyway?
Why John P. Noonan refused to take a
glass OF champagne with Freehotder
Kimmerly Wednesday,
Why Kimmerly should want to squan-
der John p. S. note in that fashion?
What Judge Nichols found =. Major
Pangborn drinking at Taylor's Hotel?
What looks pretter than Ed. Daly's
bald head when he is being shaved?
Where Freeholder Ellis goes Saturday
nightse
Why he does not return before Mon
day?
Why Johnny Nevln wears red neck
tie?
Why he blushed when asked the ques-
tion?
Who knows when the Furst shall be
last?
How much custom he will attract by
the bargain sale of the goods that lay
several weeks in tine Smallpox Hospital?
If the Board of Health has fumigated
them2
If not. why should they be exposed fol
sales
Whether John Kaiser caught smoked
mackerel at the fishing banks?
When "Bob" Miller will get thin?
And what means he will use to reduce
his weight?
Whether Judge Kimmerly is too small
to hold the office of Sheriff?
And why he did not receive the nom
ination of the last Shrievalty convention
Whether he would not make better
Sheriff than Johnny McPhillips' whisk-
ers?
When Charley O'Neill will give pris.
oners substantial meal?
When he will smoke his own cigars?
Why Bob" Bumstead and Lon Myers
attend the services of the Salvation
Army so regularly?
And which one will get converted first:
Why Dick Corcoran always has pocket
full of bird seeds
Why he doesn't carry salt?
Why "Pete" DAILY doesn't move to New
ark?
Who dyed Ralph Hills hairf
Why he doesn't play pool at the"drum'
any more?
When Humes will get that $1,000? Z
Why Roundsman Richards isn't put IL
| a glass cage?
How BILLY" Heller will look in dres.
suitP
Why ali the clerks in the employ Of tht
Street and Water Board don't resign ant
come in again at bigger salary2
What use Dave Lawrence has for
safe?
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

Reports OF social or other events intended for
publication in The JERSEY CRY NEWS should
be sent promptly to the editor. The lapse Of
several days between the occurrence of an
event and the sending in of report makes it
impossible to printit. News matter of all kinds
intended ior the SUNDAY EDITION should,
when possible, be in the hands OF tne editor
Lei later than Friday at noon.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

A MILE minute is pretty good time
when kept up for some eighty miles
on end. The Pennsylvania Railroad
is evidently determined to keep ahead
of its competitors, if the race for pub
lie favor is to go to the swift.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
The storm in New York.

LoCKPoRT, Nov. %, 1921. Snow began
falling here last uight at seven o'clock
and continued all night. the depth at
present being over SIX inches. 1t is still
showing, with light wind from the east
Reports from Rochester say the snow is
six inches deep there.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

THE Rev. E. G. butcher is to preach
tomorrow evening at the Tonnele
Methodist Church on the subject
When to Marry" He is rather late
in the field. The young people of
Jersey City seem to have made up
their minds by large majority that
Thanksgiving eve was the precise
time when one should commit matri-
nnOnV
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the final account OF
the subscriber executor of William J; Rouget q O.
ceased win be audited and stated bv the Surrogate
OF the County Of Hudson. and reported for settle :
ment Friday, the twenty seventh day OF Novem-
Der next
JAMES F. CANNON
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

WHY did not Mr.. Mckinley include
in his bill q tariff on Canadian
weather We. believe that everything
that is disagreeable in our climate
in winter is imported from Manitoba.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT

Notice is hereby given that the account of the
subscriber str viving executrix Of smith Mead de-
gate OF the county OF Hudson, and reported for
settlements on Thursday, the 24rh day OF Decsmbes
Aiext-
MARY A. vALLRU.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

ANOTHER short term order has gone
up. The Peoples United Legion is a
wreck, but the supreme Secretary
is SIS, 900 richer than he was.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

THE Republican newspapers are
howling because Governor Hill will
not issue proclamation ordering a
new election in the Fifteenth New
York Senatorial district before the
vacancy caused by Senator-elect
Deanes death is officially declared.
They think it is an awful outrage on
the right of representation. What do
they think now of the deliberate and
wanton unseating of seventeen duly
and fairly elected Congressman by the
infamous Republican majority in the
last House of Representatives.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

tire association will now take up the
question and decide on the general char
acter of the exhibits.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
An Embarr assing Question.

The little daughter of a Germantow
family was given pet chicken one Of
the little fluffy balls that don't live many
days away from maternal care. or course
it dropped and got off its feed. There was
company for dinner, and roast chicken
the little daughter scrambled up into her
high chair and. pointing at the fowl
asked excitedly:--'Is that my sick chick
en?' The company was pacified h- OK
plantations. aud all went well.-Philddet-
phid Record
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

THE Mail and Egpress printed yes
terday in its front page cartoon por-
trait of 1.-THE Man for '92." 1t forgot
to put his name under it. however.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 90. 1891.

This paper is democratic In principles
and is Independent IN its 0telos on att
local Questions
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
PURE DRINKING WATER
Is ESSENTIAL TO HEALrB

Passafc water is harmful and dangerous unless
passed through the germ proof tubes the Pasteur
Filter Ibis Is the only Altering medium in exist
ence which frees watcr from all germs OF disease.
from all animal and vegetable substances You
drink pure water. clear as crystal after t has
passed through the germ-proof tubes. matter
from what source the supply may come filtsrs
of all sizes and for all purposes. Call and inves til
gate send for catalogue. 1889 broadway. near
5th street, New York.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NJ oTIcE TO CREDITORS.
OF SETTLEMENT.

Notice. is hereby given that the final account of
the subscriber administrator of Dora stove
ken. deceased. will be audited ana stated by
ported for settlement on Friday, the 10Th day OF
January. 1892
HENRY STEPHENS.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of John Tenpieton, deceased. William
Tempieton and Rooert ,ogg executors Of Of John s,l
rogate OF Hudson County, dated November II. 1891,
hereby give notice TO the creditors of said deco
dent 10 bring in their debts. demands and claims
against the estate OF said decede Mt under oath
affirnaation within nine months from the date Of
WILLIAM TEMPLETON,
RCBERT OGC.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

But perhaps it was put on the free list
on the ground that it was raw mate
rial
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

ONE of the most scandalous specta-
cles of the day is that of Republican
Supreme Court judge in New York
prostituting the bench to the ends of
party politics. Judge Kennedy is a
sad example of the lengths to which
unscrupulous bigotry will go.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate OF Mary Towers. deceased. Ham an
Powers execnIrix of Mary Powers. deceased,
by order OF the Deputy Surrogate of Hudson Coun.
~ onted November 2 1891, hereby gives notice 70
the creditors of said decedent 70 bring in their
debts. demands and claims against the estate q
nine months from the GATE of said order, they
will be forever barred OF any action therefor
against said executrix.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT

Notice Is hereby given that the final account OF
the subscriber, executrix Of Henry J. Gallo. de-
ceas ed will be audited and stated by the ssurro-
gate OF the County OF Hudson. and reported for
settlement on Saturd az, the 10Th day Of November
Dated september Ia a. p. 1881,
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
NoTlcE OF sRTTLEMENI

Notice is hereby given that the account oc
the subscriber axeeutrlx OF Richard Gormley
deceased. will be audited ana ss4red by the Surro
tate of the County OF Hudson, and reported for set
Element on Thursday. the slst day of December
next.
~' - = ELLEN GoRMLEy.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29
y USINESS CHANCES.

ToR sALE-PATENT RIGHTS STATE OR
I Comfy: for new Boiler and Steam Pipe
profitable business. J. w. Carri +. p. @. Box No.
81, Jersey City.
The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-29

ROOM AND BOARD.
REAL ES TATE.

WARREN 6 NUGENT AUCTIoNEERS WILL
w sell on Thursday, Decem Der 9 A ls9l. at 2 p ms
on the premises the 4 story and Cellar House and
Lot No. liz Sixth street. between Grove and Hen
ders stree ts Jersey City. street paved and sew
cred and all Improvements nadc. For terms and
particulars apply TO WARREN & NCGENT. Auc-
tioneers, No. 3Sl Grove ST. TEL l16
The state herald., 1891-01-16
ELECTRICAL FLASHES.

The city OF Appleton. Wis, is TO be
lighted by electricity. In this there
is nothing remarkable. but the rca-
son given for the resolution OF the
city council on the adoption Of the
electric light Is nm entirely novel one
being that better light than gas is
required from the fact that ut present
so many women nro insulted nightly
In the streets.
In view OF the fact that the stats.
ties on the use OF the telegraph dur.
ing the year 1890 In tho various
European countries will shortly be
published, 1t Is interesting to note that
the number OF kilograms for every 100
inhabitants during 1889 is as follows:
Great Britain, 1868; France. So; Ger
many. 40; Italy, 26; Austria, 20; Hun.
gary, 10; Russia, o. For 1888 tho
figures are: Great Britain. lao; France,
80; Germany, AZ; Italy. 80; Austria.
22; Hungary. 10; Russia, Q.
The cutting OF ycnecrs is now done
by electricity. The vcnecring ma
chimes. instead OF cutting or shaving
around the entire circumference OF the
log, MS usual. takes n thin slice from
the fiat side OF II. Tho logs nre OF
any diameter and are cut into lengths
OF Zen feet. The veneering cutting
knife Is fixed between two parallel
shafts and the log is carried up and
down In front OF It with circular
motion by revolving cranks and Ii
fed against the knife by u rachel and
pawl In the ordinary manner.
The state herald., 1891-01-16
TWISTED SPEECH.
Some Peculiarities Of the Dialect Used
III New England.

Tho Now England dialect Ia still
kinky with misuse OF vowels and .
redundancy of negatives, says the
Detroit Free Press, but these peculiari-
ties are not blemishes; on the con-
trary, they add picturosqueness ~
the language.
Eyes be-" does not moan ignor-
auce, but local habit.
II don't s'posc," Is common to
Maine and Vermont and Is used TO
preface a question.
When speaking OF man who has
been unfortunate in business, our
down-east friends say: ''He has failed
up"
OF n man who is stingy they remark
that he "a la little near" OF livery
near"
Some OF the phrases are full Of
meaning, as when they speak OF one
carrying n great load, che lugged II
in," which means more than fetched,
as II gives II good idea OF an outlay Of
strength.
In some localities instead Of saying
che has rented house," 1t 10 ..he
has got his rent" or "I've been over
and seen his rent" ldioms as simple
to them us they are obscure to the
visitor
A word in common use among the
old-fashioned people strikes the I'M
accustomed ear MS very peculiar.
When n mans coat doesn't 1T him
they say: at fays badly" Looked
up the word is by no means vaga-
bond, but one OF respectable mite
cedents. and found In every modern
dictionary. 1t is good old English
word, meaning to fit.
A man who has d "hoss" TO sell
does not tell tho buyer that no is in
good condition. He says In the YER
nacular: "You kin trot that boss
thirty miles and back and you won't
lind any outs in him."
All these little peculiaritics sob
TAIN" us the dialecticians would say
among educated people. The labor
ers have language OF their own. of
whom chronicler reports this anus
ing speech:
al don't s'pose there amt nobody
seen nothin' OF au old felt hat no.
whereof
This exhaustive uso OF the regatI, o
is duplicated In the same locality rs
the preceding question in this way:
IL don't s'pose you don't know OF
nobody that don't know OF nobody
that don't want TO hire nobody to dew
nothing"
There is such picturcsqucncss in
this poverty OF language that we feel
sure it would lose n real value In n
contest with lcxicons and grammars
and sink 10 the dead level Of the COM
monplace. And II fits the condition
OF free-born citizen looking for hon
est employment.
II is indeed seldom that the trusted
vowel, or local phrase. is a lingual
deformity. 1t is moro often the ira
dition OF n family handed down from
father TO son as hereditary as the
| ewes and hair,
The state herald., 1891-01-16

A surgeon states that OF 5.O1J de.
cropit or aged soldiers that have been
brought under his notice fully eighty
per cont were suffering from heart dis.
ease In one form or another, due 10 the
forced physical exortion OF tho cnm.
paign; and he predicts that us large /,
percentage Of the athletes Of to-day
will be found. twenty-five years from
now. 10 be tho victims OF heart di.-
cnsc, cngondorcd by tho muscular
strains that they force thcmsol Ives "
undergo. With regard to tho effect Of
exercise on tho prolongntion OF lie II
II mny BIO said TINT thoro nro mora
people living In France to-day who
have passed tho ngo OF sixty than
thcro nrc In England. the home OF
athletic sports. and there IL probably
no notion In Europe moro aycrso to
muscular cultivation for its own sake
thnn tho French, Great nthlotos die
young, md u mortality list OF Oxford
men who had rowcd In tho 'vcrsity
rnccs, published fcw years ngo,
showed that n comparatively small
percentage OF them lived out tho al.
lottcd time.
The state herald., 1891-01-16

The Denver dailies last week contained
very full accounts Of the reception given
by tho Central business College nj its now
and magnificent quarters in the new Mack
Block, Mt the corner OF 10th and California
streets. The college occupies one entire
floor OF that immense building, and covers
IN area OF 1900 square fest Nearly
four thousand people were gathered u
congratulate the principal, Mr.. II. s. De-
Solar, and his hundreds OF pupils upon
the success and prospects Of tho institu-
ton. II gathers pupils not only from the
city OF Denver, State of Colorado and nd
Joining States and Territories, but from
nearly all sections OF the Union. and
| teaches them not aione proficiency In
book keeping md short hand, but also a
practical knowledge OF actual business, 80
TINT they can secure good, paying situa-
| tions or conduct nn independent business
| successfully. After learning book. keep
Ing, tho student enters into Real Estate,
Stocks, Bonds, Rcnews and Discounts
Paper, observing nil the methods OF real
business under thorough direction. The
present young men and women Of the
West must some day do the business OF the
West, vastly Increased. aud hold their own
| against the world, From this point Of
view such an Institution us the Central
Business College Is one of the bulwarks
of the State. Its trained students are
fitted TO become captains OF Industry and
commerce. For full Information, terms
otc., address II. $. DeSollar principal,
Denver, Colo.
The state herald., 1891-01-16
The Way to Run a R,e, Iraek

Tho Shah OF Persia has started n
race course mt Teheran. His Majesty
himself is senior steward. keeper OF
tho match books. clerk OF tho course
and scales. judge and handicapped
Whenever he has bet. he places two
guards with drawn scimitars by the
book.mnker TO see that His Majesty
wins tho bots and gots tho money.
This Is suggested To the Sultan OF
Turkey ms the quickest aud best why
10 I'LL his depleted Golfers and keep out
Of debt The Shah's plan seems TO
lack but ono thing to mako II howl.
Ing success. and that Ia file OF soldiers
to drive tho monoyci men up 10 tho
book makers stand and compel them
to bot Columbus Dispatch.
The state herald., 1891-01-16
Dr.. xsoh's Assistant.

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nro.. ,,,.,". go Tn ' .a'o 'of sno oA,
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80 so. y. '''s''s".o" WIN 'ne
The state herald., 1891-01-16

Yes" said New York barber MS
he was shaving me tho other day.
1--WE often have amateur shavers
bring us their razors to be fixed up.
Almost any man with n steady hand
can shave himself. but not one In fifty
can keep the razor In decent condition.
The first reason Is that amateurs wear
all the temper out OF their r,izors by
excessive strapping. and tho better
tho steel the easier II is affected In this
way. The only remedy 10 to let 1,
alone. Put away the razor that
scrapes and cuts tho skin and give 1t n
good rest. Then use II again and in
all probability 1t will be In good shape.
Some ofthe modern shaving sets have
rs many rnzors ms there are days in
the week, and on the handle OF each
is engraved the name OF day. II the
rotation is kept up very little sharpen
Ing is needed. | have known mon
talk OF pot rnzors which they have
used every day for ever so many ycnrs;
II they would let those lie by for
awhile they would find welcome i'm
provemcnt Tho second cause OF the
trouble Is bearing on the razor while
sharpening IT. You naycr want to at
tempt To put on an edge before shaw
Ing. When You are through rub tho
blnde u few times lightly on plain
leather strap, which nccd not cos,
above u quarter. and then put away.
Tho old boiling water craze is ex-
plodod now, and professionals do Just
ms good work with cold water as hot. "
Albany Argus.
The state herald., 1891-01-16
NEW DsArH-DsALER.
VAST Germany Rias ps.s with III La.
or Lad.

Of LEAD,
Tho new rife with which the German
army and navy have been armed DUR
Ing the last few months 10 q terror In
the way Of small wespona Tho gun
has bore Of Sl.inch and throws n
projectile OF lead coated with nickel
steel Weighing lA5 grains. or about
half an ounce. The cartridge used
weighs nearly an ounce. and is 3.2s
inches In longth. The magazine OF
the rife carries five cartridges. Tho
speed Of the bullet on leaving the
muzzle OF the gun is about 2lO0 feet
per second, and the limit OF It's effec-
tive range Is a little undsr two miles.
At 100 yards the rife ball will pene-
tratc q deal block so inches thick, and
ut 1000 yards 1t will go through u 9
inch plank. Experiments have shown
that an earth-work parapet cannot
afford shelter against these rifles un-
less 1t has thickness OF at least so
inches.
Brick walls OF small thickness are
not absolute proof against this gun, as
several shots striking the Same spot
will mako breach.
The state herald., 1891-01-16
The Only Shoe FACTORY in Omaha.

w. Y. Morss & Co.'s Mems. Wom-
ems and Children's medium and llne
grades OF Shoes, made In our large
factory In Omaha, Neb. Ask your
storekeeper for this brand; THEY are
tho best.
w. Morse & Co. have the oNLf
shoe factory In Omaha. SO wheh the
merchant deals with this firm lie
knows no is buying from first hands,
uId Mt headquarters.
In one year We have made so good
reputation for our "Morse's School
Shoes" that we have been compelled
TO mako other important lines.
Merchants II you wunt shoes that
will wear! That will fit! That will
pleass your customers, send your on
ders to w. V. Morse u Co.. Omaha,
Neb.
FIFTY DOLLARS IN GOLD REWARD to
my ono finding II piece OF shoddy in
hny Of our own make Of goods.
We sell only to merchants,
w. V. MoRsis a. CO..,
Omahu, Ncb!
The state herald., 1891-01-16

You've tried DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription have
you and you're disappointed.
The results are not aDsncat-
ate.
And did you expect the dis
ease of years to disappear in
a sOeehp Put a pinch of time
in every dose, You would
not call the milk poor because
the cream doesn't rise in an
hour7 If there's no water in
it the cream is sure to rise,
If there's a possible cure, DR.
Picree's Favorite Prescription
is sure to effect it, if given a
fair trial.
You get your one dollar il
costs back again if it don't
benefit or cure you.
We wish we could give you
HE makers confidence. They
show it by giving the money
back again, in all cases moi
benefited, and it'd surprise yot
to know how few dollars are
needed to keep up the refund
The state herald., 1891-01-16

A box OF hardware Weighing 60,
pounds fell overheard from n vessel nj
Vancouver. md mn octupus, who
thought no Ind struck n soft thing,
drew II along the sandy bottom o
tho hnrbor for distance Of 400 feet
before becoming discouraged. Among
tho ''don'ts" 10 DO observed Is don't
fool with nn octopus
The state herald., 1891-01-16

Tho theory that Vicious man can
be told by the shape OF his head ha,
boon laughed at but out Of 400 dia.
grams OF bad mons heuds taken b,
tho wnricn OF Joliet only very fcv
closely fit tho diagrams of visitor,
heads. Nonriy oil mnrderers have the
same shaped crnniums, no matter how
much their fncas differ.
The state herald., 1891-01-16

A Virginlan, who stolo pllo oil
groonbachs from banh, made seven.
ioen different confessions" and each
time implicated n now party mud
cleared himself After arrosting nbou,
half tho town they finally concluded
that he was n good liar mud poor
thief and sent him up. llc then want.
cd To toll tho truth. but tloy wouldn't
have H.
The state herald., 1891-01-16

Now York Weekly; American
citizen Indignantly; "Seo here.
madame. | wnnt you TO sec that that
boy Of yours sits down once In while
md reads the papers ! won't have
such nn ignornmus about tho house.
Tho Idea OF boy OF his nge asking
such idiotic questions. Citizcness
"Why, my dear. what has he been
nskingp" Citizen; "i'hc young mum
skull wanted To know II the Hon. bc.
forc n congrcssmnn's name meant
honest"
The state herald., 1891-01-16

Tho lamp Of experience Ia not always
fed with tho oil OF gladncrs
Disorders Which Alice, tho Kidney

Disorders Which Alice, tho Kidneys
Arc among tho most formidable know n
Diabetes, Brigbts disease, gravel aud
other complaints OF the urinary organs nrc
not ordinarily cured In severe cases, bu,
they may DO avortcd by timely medication
A useful stlmuinnt Of tho urinary glands
has ever been found IN iiostet,cr's stom-
ach Bittcrs, n medicine which not only
affords tho requisite stimulus when they
become inactive, but increases their vigor
and secrctiyo power. By Increasing The
activity OF tho kidneys and bladder, this
medicine has tho additional effect Of OK
polling from tho blood inpurltlcn which II
Ia tho peculiar onico Of those organs Ia
eliminate and pass on. Tho Filters IL also
u purifier and strcngthcnor OF tho bowels,
MI inylgorant OF tho stomach, and match
less remedy for biliousnoss and fever and
aRuc. II c0untoraets u tendency to pre-
mature decay, mud sus,alns mud com forts
tho aged and ln1rm.