New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.


ST. Katlarine's Home, no. 30 Rcservoir-ave, Jefs3
CITY, has Just issued the following unique invitation
30 the Episcopal cergymen of tile diocese Of Newark:
You cordially invited TO be present at the solemn
Blessing Of Saint Katharlnes Chapel and the Laundry
of Saint Katharnos Home, Monday morning, No
vember 10, at halfpast l0.7 The question naturally
suglDsts itself why the bathroom and other con-
venicnces were not included in this Solemn Blessing
The largest plate glass in this city and in The stsu
Is in the Eleventtst window OF Robert J. Thompson
at the southwest corner Of Eleventh ana Sae'tnai
IL was manufactured at Kokomo, Ind The irm Thlea
had TIC contract ior furnishing the glass first placed
fortunate enough TO break two plates q that size {,
pIcpsne them for transportation There o one h ~
recently replaced. Infatuated bull having soa
through its 1oS By os inches The Larse.t plat q
600 by 140 inches.- (Plhaielphia Record.
The oldest living graduate Is said 10 be Andrew
Parker, whose home is in Fitzwilliam, " H.. the town
in which he was born. lie is over 100 years Cd. ard
was, il is stated, companion Of Lafayette during rs
fourth and last visit 10 this country, in s.A lie VS.
graduated from the University OF Vermont in lsi5
standing second in bis class. His father was judo
Nathan Parker
Anxious DeposltOr-Tell me. now. IS there any
Mr. COOL assure you my dear fellow. that he
Anxious Dcpositor- Good gracious, Is IL as baa
as that! l'll have my money out in less than iGy.
-tDostOn Transcript.
The following from "The Chicago Journal Is com.
mended TO the attention Of the strcetcar companies
of this city: President Yer5es recently distributed
1915 in gold among prize grpmen Of his cable lines.
Three prizes are annually offered by the company. Of
500, S75 and $50 each, TO gIipmen with the let
annual record. On examination 1t was founi that
nine grlpmen had a record without an accident or
complaint, and that twelve others entitled 10
either first second prizes. The nine received 57j
and the other twelve S25 each making total Of s97j
awarded, instead Of the 1925 promised TMs is
Just and generous recognition Of merit, cap1llity and
efficiency in work. and the showing Is cIediablc
both for the company and the employee
Father-As you have had three terms at the
cookingschool, Jane supposed you'd hnow how
TO roast piece OF beef better than this. Why, IT'S
Dauehtcr-I don't how I'm 70 blame. The
Father-And why didn't you look out that the
fire wasn't too hot
Daughter-The man always attended to that at
All we did was to do the tasting after the meat
was cooked.-(Boston Transcript.
aThe Boston Transcript tells TIE following story
Illustrative of Western hospitality Not long since tm
wife of Boston editor had occasion TO make study
of these warm hearted Western ways. She was vsins
relatives In new and very bustng Kansas city, and
her coming had been announced in advance In para
graph in tho local papers. in which her husbands
name and journalistic honors were stated at length
"Thc lady arrived. Next morning, on coming out
after breakfast, she was astoDishei to find the se@
In front Of the house apparently iu OF horses ana car
riages and making inquiries, she found that y"
private carriages had been put at her disposition f@
the entire time OF her stay. Nor had their owners
been content with sending her word, politely, fss
the .outts' at her disposition: they had sen.
the actual horses and carriages In good season. anu
drivers with them, OF course the lady could nv
accept them all. and, in order not to be nvdious SO
had TO send them all back for the time being ho'
ever she did not fail Of an opportunity to drive aooa'
and see the very fine country about the town. Winn
forty eight hours she had received fewer than hv
calls from people who came to pay their compliments
and who paid them with great generosity ana Gu
thusiasm. One gentleman, pointing her out !" Wv
members OF the family exclaimed impressivey' ny
dears, want you 10 see tile wife OF live D0sS~
edltorH'
Henrietta lwho had been sitting on the sT, .sr ~
Mgcrnon).-You might shat the window As''"'
IL would be better II IL were warmer here. -. -,
Algcrnon.-Yes. and closer, too-don't you tnnA W.
-(llayau Lampoon.
According to an English paper the opening o. -.
recent Church Congress ut Rhythm, Wales was aen'
for half an hour by the noa-appearanoe OF the a.
bishop Of Canterbury, and everybody Wonde'oi 80
had happened. 1.-THE Christian World expains y
| the Archbishop lost his crozier This emblem y,
locked up In n leathern and was carried Oh
servant who thought IL was gun, and iocAeu
I'm a room full OF breechloaders and cartridges VIZ.
the Congress would have been adjourned II u ~ ~
been discovered Is a question which does not V"
immediate reply.
There Is q time TO keep silence but II evidently "a
not the RICH, time IN the case Of 10y mehuonei o0
lives I'm an Ontario town. lie got silver IN pIs iJX
and in spite OF his protestatlons, his mothe, oas1
| 10 put a poutce over hi, wound. The poS Ns0
| resisted. , ,o,tlv
AZ won't have no ponltlce,p he declared stop ss ana
Yes YOU will, Eddie declared both ho."t Two 70
! grandmother, firmly and. the majority Oei"S -
| one al bedtime the poultice wis ready. 80, ana 10
IL the p0ultice ready the 10y WAS nv ,h, IND,
proyed so refractory that switch was btonsn,
! reauisitlon. IL was arranged that the $780, sas 10
/ should appy the pOuticc. while the motngl, TIE
stand with the uplifted switch at the beuse ,,onM
how was told That II he "opened his mouth W. ""Iet
receive that which that which would keep '"nn.nN
| As Inc hot pouliicc toucl cd the boys FOOT NC WV
| his mouth. -,
| Keen STILL said his mothcr.. shaking rt
| while the grandmother busly applied tic pOutsu'
| once more the little fellow opened his mV""
| 81" .,once
| mt The uplifted switch awed him into slen,, y ia
| In a minute more the pOultice vas H'""
! Mace and the boy tucked In bcdi =, u,.r viii
| =" There now" said his mother. =" the OLD so
be drawn out and Eddles foot will be AL wsisnhantv
As the mother and grandmother moved t,n't he bed
| away a shrill, small voice came front ul'0'
| clothes AIT. 1pehooeo
| You've got 1t the wrong tOO'
Sunday Herald.