The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1891-11-14
TART AND TRIVIAL.

The family tree cannot be depended on
for board. indianapolis Journal
The cocoanht is one Of the largest nuts,
but we have seen a nutmeg grater.-Low.
ELL Mas, Courier.
The people in this world are SO much
alike that IL you aim ut one man you hit
a hundred. --Atchison Globe.
Teacher lin grammar class Tommy
correct tho sentence i kissed Susan onct. ="
Tommy, promptly-'I kissed Susan
twict. Epoch
A contributor inquiries: show can !
tell the age of horse!'' IF you are
anxious to sell the beast don't tell it at
ll."-Washington Star.
The Bowdoin expedition has discovered
new race OF Indians in Labrador. We
hope they are Of the improved order OF
red men. Boston Transcript.
A woman cannot be altogether unhappy
when the woman she has invited to supper
asks her to write down her recipe for that
cream pie. --Somerville Journal
TriAes should never be allowed to dis.
courage the ambitious. When a kanga-
roo is on its last legs 1t may still be able
4, do some good jumping. -Picayune.
NO." said the old man, II can't 60
Into sassiety, because / amt got no gram
father; but, tell you, my gran chidren's
got one, and. oh I! how they do go ill.,
Puck.
He-''The artists say that five feet four
inches is the divine height ola woman. I"
His darling, crossly--"You know / am
Ave feet eight He, quickly--"You are
more than divine, dear: Binghampton
Republican.
One difference between the East and
the West Is that back there every young
man Is engaged to six or seven differert
girls. Out here 1t Is no uncommon thing
to find girl engaged to that many differ
ent men.--Atchison Globe.
II want to ask you confidentially what
sort Of q reputation young DUDLEY Van
chumy has got among those who know
him best" II am afraid his reputation Is
little furnished. He has been .gilded
youth for several seasons, and II does not
take them long to tarnish. "-Tefas SLIT
ings.
Miss Parvenuc-"pm going now, NAM
| ma. y. Mrs. Parvenue turning from Lord
| Sanssous) --'Now above all. Henrietta,
don forget to find out how Mrs. Topnotch
| makes her faux pas heard she made
one last week, and wen make some, too,
no matter how much II costs. "-Texas
! Siftings. AE-iis
Strollaway--'Do you remember Miss
Dewey! I'll never forget how you and
she were In love with each other. How
she used to coll you pot names and you,
| we'll, suppose it's all over nowi No
more sweetness between you. ehP' Stay
athome-- mo; all's over.' by the way,
whom did she inarryf' "Mef'--Boston
| News. l ,htfrsNtt tf
Rural visitor--'I have been imposed
upon, and want my money back. Ed.
/ itor Of Farm Friend--'swell, SIR" Wis.
itor--s.You said In your letter that you
scnt me the current issue Of The Farm
Friend, and searched the paper through
from beginning TO end and thcre wasn't .
single word sbout currants in it''--Ysn-
| kee Blade.
had been standing up In the aisle Of tie
car. ~ hc wcdged himself down by the
side OF man who was trying TO occupy
two seats. ''but have you ever Travelled In
0crsuanyr' II have not, sir" ,grufiy
answered the party addressed ms IN
interesting country" rejoined tho Other
pleasantly. you ought to visit Il. Yet
would have no trouble In getting in now.''
Chicago Tribune.