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The evening world., 1891-04-29

New Pavement for West Street.
The Board Of Estimate and Apportionment
to-day ordered that West street, from Battery
place to Gansevoort street, be repIved with
granite block pavement.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
Derringer Pleads Not Guilty.

Derringer Pleads Not Guilty.
william Dsrinaer was arrs,gned in General
Sessions to-day. to plead to an Indictment Tor
manslaughter. for the alleged kiilinR of his
wife at gil East ThirtT-nrs street. He
pleaded not guilty.. The court took tue matter
Of baii under advisement, and he was re-
manded TO the Tomos.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
Funeral Strikers May Be Indicted.

Funeral Strikers May Be Indicted.
Henry Praget, the Jersey city undertaken
who yesterday had the unusual experience OF
coach dr.vrrs strike At the funeral nt Her
man Fardclm.n. OF Jersey CITY neiIhts. TINS
mOrulng went before Prosecutor WIaneld with
q view to hayiLg the divers inuictcd tor con-
~plrAcy. Inev s,rucS mcausr one Of tae
drivers was uoH-uEiun nan. Street cars hao
10 Ue chartered lur tue funeral.
The evening world., 1891-04-29

Shot and Killed Himself by Accident.
william j. Smith. a sailor on the ateamsnip
Crystal, living at the foot OF West Twenty
sixth street, accidentally shot himself early
this morning while examining new revolver
years old.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
More Money for Bellevue.

The Board OF Estimate and Apportonment
to-day increased the appropriation for the cree
ton OF O y viion for alcouolic patients IL
Bellevue Hospital to S25, 900,
The evening world., 1891-04-29

Alleged Clothing Swindlers Held.
Isidor Sere, o. 1851 Th,ri avenue, and Her
man Unget, ui 23S East One nundred and
Twenty eighth street, were held Ut the Tombs
this morning, chdrard wuh swlhdlnS Moiris
Moses. q clothing manufactured at "a Franklin
stree, out of 81, 100 worth Of gooGs.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
Murdered with q currycomb.

Frederick Hines died to-day in Newark city
Hospital IRON wounds received last night In
DRht with Patrick keehan, in n stable at 20
Onver street, Newark, where hoth were en-
ployed. keenan, threw currScom6, which
split Illness head open. ktehan was arrested.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
Locked Up a Bogus omcer.

Locked Up BOGUS OmCer.
Pniip Gardner Ii looked up at jefferson
Market, charged with personatiny an oflicer
and arrestinR womsn on Sixth avenue. whom
ne of, rcd TO release for IS. EX-Poceman q
Seymour's badge was found on him. Seymour
was dis missed from the Iorce for losing It.
The evening world., 1891-04-29

"OrR wHIaTooms are oyercrouded with
ErpSirrpF "sHId Mr.. FLINT, OF l4th st. and bth
ave. We have cut prices 20 force .ales and make
room for daily arrivals from factory
The evening world., 1891-04-29

Celestial City's" Libel Suit Still On.
The trial OF Rev. Charles r. Mc'nrthy's sui;
acainst william J. Innis, proprietor OF CeieS-
Uai UV, Tor publishing alleged IL, ellou '.s ate
menis made by Mr.. NJ. L. Williams, the
medium, was continued before Judge smith
to-day.
The evening world., 1891-04-29

This Mornings Little BlaSes.
Signt Dres occurred this morning at 80
Leonard street. q tenement, and In the oase-
ment at cedar street. occupied by Lawrence
EYAn US q lnnk-shOh
The evening world., 1891-04-29
Slight Fire in Livery Stable.

rre in John J. HaRnertys livery stable,
1853 East One Hundred aud Fifth street, this
morning, did u damage of 500.
The evening world., 1891-04-29
SPECIAL NOTICES.

HEALTH FOpD COWPANY'S Civ
TEN NtPPJNlTUklES constipation an
pies BY mail. tOI u Fifth avs. anu all druggists.
The evening world., 1891-04-29

MRS. W NSLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
tseIhnE the child aud comforts the mother
The evening world., 1891-04-29

sd) for a limited tune. explains ths phliosophy
And now by Home Treatment, nJ meiho 10 81
clusVsly Ibsir own, the N"rh I asses can pc
sufeT from weakened, Shrnt kci ed Limbs
or Organs. Phy-ieAl oIcrs - nl - ,hen st,.
treating thsss disorders, Name Ihis Paper.
FpIF VEnIfLI f0 "a SiaS%rs street Ss
The evening world., 1891-04-29
ON SALE AT 67c.
Furniture.

We will furnish complete your
Mansion, your Flat, or your Cottage
by the Sea, with the best home Furni-
ture that is made at strict Dry
Goods Profit. Bedroom Suites, SIS
up. Parlor Suites, S3S up. Six-toot
Antique Dining Table, $3.50. None
but Reliable Goods. The unworthy
kinds we will not have nor sell at any
price.
Bloomingdale Bros,
Sd Ave., Cor. 59th st.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
ANGLO-sAXoN COuRIsHlP.
A Celestial View of Dancing and the Cause
Of the Skipping Matches"

Yuan Hsing-fu, who recently recorded in
Temple lar his impressions of England
from a Celestial standpoint, was good
deal puzzled by what he evidently regards
as our frec-and-easy methods of courtship
Besides invitations TO dinner" he
writes, there are invitations to tea-par.
ties such as are occasionally given by
wealthy merchants or distinguished Off
Gals. When the time comes an equal num-
Der OF men and women assemble, and tea,
sugar milk, bread, and the like are set ont
as aids TO conversation. More particularly
are there invitations to skip and posture,
when the host decides what man i to be
the partner Of what woman, and what wo-
man Of what man.
Then. with both arms grasping each
other. they leave the table IN pairs and
leap, skip, posture. aud pTance for their
mutual eradication. A man and a woman
previously unknown 10 one another may
take part in il. They call this skipping
tdRsdc1l dancing" The reason for this
curious proceeding on the part of our
countrymen was well explained by a recent
writer in a Chinese illustrated paper, the
Hlcd PdO.
Western etiquette requires he says,
the man in search of a wife to write TO
the girls home and agree upon some time
and place for a skipping match (sciiicet, q
dancel. The day arrived, youth in red
and maid in green they come by pairs to
the brilliant spacious hall where to the
emulous sound of flute and drum, the
youth clasping the maiden's waist, and the
maid resting upon her partners shoulder,
one pair will skip forward, another prance
backward. round and round the room until
they are forced TO stop for want of breath.
after this they will become acquaint-
ed"-only after this, observe" and then 10y
occasional attentions over "a bottle of wine,
or exchange Of condolences at the tea
table, their intimacy will deepen, the
maiden's heart become filed with love,
and they will mate"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
MlspL AoEn coNElnENce.
Timo Wasted by Pipe-P eddler on man
who Don't smoke.

"PipesY"
The,peddlef deity opened his pack. took
out q lot of wooden pipes with long. fexi-
BILE stems, and laid them down on the ta-
BILE. says the Chicago Tribune.
I've got full line he said, and You
can't buy 'em cheaper anywhere. This one
I'll sell you for thrty-hve cents, and it's a
beauty. II. you don't like so long stem
here's one for quarter that you can't du-
plcate in this town. Any flies on that one
for twenty ceDtsY"
ut looks well enough, butt
IF the 20-cent pipe doesn't strike you
just right how's this one for ID cents. I'll
make YOU present OF IL II you can get one
like 1t for less than a quarter of dollar
anywhere in this country
II don't think -
Got l0-cent line Just as good only
they haven't got quite as many scollOps on
'em. Genuine brier root and good stem.
Anything wrong with that one for 10
cents, Get Just as good smoke out OF 1t
as II II we're a SOS mecrschaum.'
" suppose 50, but
I've got a few here for Ave cents. Just
the plain wood. No frllis on EN-. Put a
pipeful Of good tobacco in one of these
fiye-centers and it'll give you Just as much
solid comfort rs you can get out OF any
pipe, and I'll bet money on it Take
OllD VI lut ANtiNs
II don't think u
Beg your pardon. | ought to have
known better than TO think you would
want cheap pipe. In another compart-
ment Of this valise I've got some that will
make your mouth water. Take a squint AZ
these
As he spoke he took out lot of elabo-
rately-fnished pipes and spread them out
on the table.
MADE out of selected brierwood," he
went on without a moments pause,
carved in the highest style of the art,
with solid-silyer trimmings. aud you can't
duplicate any one Of 'em for 50 bill.
Sell you the choice Of the lot for $3.50"
See here -
Take your pick for dollar and a quar-
teri
Il don't believe"
Say. what kind of pipe do you want,
anyhow"
" l don't want any," said the weary man
in the chair. Il don't smoke"
The peddler swept his pipes into his va
lise and walked away without word, but
he slammed the door in a most awfully pro-
fame way as he went out.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
STOLE HIS FATHER-lN-LAW.
The Unfortunate Mistake of a Young rs
klmo in Trying to Steal n Bride.
Parsons Weekly.l

Parsons Neekly.l
A young seal-hunter became engaged to
the daughter Of rich nelghbOT. but was
unable to obtain the consent OF her pa
rents TO a speedy marriage.
Between the cake Of ice on which the
young sealer had erected his hut and the
larger foe which was pre-empted by the
parents Of his sweetheart, the cold had
broken an impossible crevasse some hun
dred feet or more in depth and twenty in
width. Save for a single iutting fragment,
Just thick enough TO bear little more than
his own weight. his home was completely
cut of from the world about him. This
practical isolation lnspir ID HIM.
lie began storing up IN his humble quar-
tiers oil, blubbers, and other dellcacIes sui
ticlent for the support of two persons Tor
at least six months. He had resolved 10
steal his bride and knew, hat If he gained
his ice-hOe with her and broke down the
bridge they were safe from trouble or pur-
suit for the winter season or until the
warmer weather Of the summer moved
the icebergs to closer contact. BY that
time he hoped the opposition OF the
parents would give way TO pardon and re-
Cancellation.
The Eskimos sleep on a raised snowbank
on one side of the igloo or ice-house. In
cased in their sealskin night-bags with q
huge protecting hood over the head and
face they are "a comfortable as their ma
ture requires.
The youth waited outside the girls home
until he thought that all within were
asleep. Then creeping through the narrow
entrance he made his way toward tne
young woman. he seized the long uag-llke
mass in which her form was encased, bore
it triumphantly across the narrow bridge
to his stronghold, and before pursuit was
possible with his axe cut down the ice
bridge and was safe.
Not waiting to hear the Obligations Of
those on the other side of the abyss, he
knelt down beside her and dragged back
the hood to catch q glimpse Of her face.
He had stolen his intended father-in-
law!
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
ONE ENIOX@

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
TEN effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Fic syrup CO.
SAN FRANCISCO. GIL,
LOUISVILLE. Nv. new FORK, nv
- -su, teofrII
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
CLOSING EXERCISE.

Lee Public School for white girls was closed
with public exercises by Supcrintendcnt-Of-
Schools Carne. An Interesting programme Of
music and rccitati0ns was rendered, and the
award Of hOnOrs for the session was made. Miss
Virginia LOWS won the suporintendents medal
90 The girl most punctunl In attendance most
diligont in studies, and best behaved: and the
Mrs. l.. '. Came memorial medal to the girl most
faithful to duty was given to Miss Marian Wit
beck.
Lee school for white boys will be closed on
Saturday next.
RAILWAY LIBRARY.
Efforts are being made 20 raise funds 10 pro-
cure library for the raroad-men's reading
rooms. A committee Of the ladies interested IN
the rooms are now at work soliciting donations Of
money and books. II Is proposed 20 establish a
circulating library that will embrace within its
limits all the signal towers, and telegraph Offices,
together with the railrOad-men employed on the
lines leading out Of this city.
Miss Della Mclean, OF Portsmouth, IS visiting
at Mr d.. H. Appich's, in this city.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
AFEAIRs ARouNp kssMIck.
A Coming wedding --Ponnsyivanians
Pouring In.

kEswIcK, June 2i.--Cards arc out for the
marriage OF Miss Mary b. Hancock, of Kes-
wick, and Mr.. William McCauIey, Of Alton, Va.
The ceremony win tako place AT South Plains
church, near Keswlck, ON Wednesday, July LIST.
cosyEsiEScE.
Many businessmen In this neighborhood and
around Milton are endcavoring % have the de-
pot at Shadwen removed 10 n suitable site on
great convenience 20 many farmers and bust
noss-nen, az shadwell Is almost inaccessible
owing 70 the enc Rad road leading 10 it, the river
and the mountainous region In which Il is stu
ated.
TBE SLATE oUARRTEs.
Pennsylyanans are pouring IN nj present
work IN the large slate-quarres recently oponcd
near kcswicG. Another slato-quarry has lately
boon opened near the Kosvick High School, IN
this county.
PERSONAL
Mr.. q. O. Mead Of Broad Oak left this neigh
borhOod yesterday TO attend Mr. Moody's Sum
mer School at NorfhGcld. Mass
Miss Nellie Sands, Of Richmond who has been
spending several weeks In tho neghbOrhOod, left
yesterday for homo, accompanied by Miss Mary
BoecOck, Of La Fourche.
DR.. Il. L. BOwcOck and wife. OF Admission, Ala,
are Waiting DIR. G. =. BOwcock at La Fourche."
Mrs. T. \. Magrudor, OF "GlenmOre," IL visiting
her sister, Mrs W. f. Morris, in Charlottesvllc.
The closing exercises OF the IdYlwild school,
which took place last week, were very interesting
and enjoyable. II is hoped this school will be a
permanent one, especially rs The neighbOrhood
nee1a IL 80 much and rs this session has been
such successful ono In every respect.
Farmers are busy harvesting wheat. The crops
are very good on the average.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
RLnWAY LIBRARY.
THE MISSISSIPPI DELEGATION.
1t Fails to Call On Mrs. Jefferson Davis as
Expected.

NEW YORK, June 24.-The Mississippi
delegation did not arrive in this city to-
day. Governor Lowry had previously written to
Mrs. Jefferson Davis informing her that he would
be present here with q committee on the oath
instant TO request that the final sculpture Of her
husbands remains take place in jackson, Miss
No word has as yet been received from the dele
cation as to the reason Of their delay. General
Joseph X. Anderson, who came here with the
delegation from Richmond, Va, and who re-
manned over for the purpose Of seeing the
Mississippi delegation, departed for the
South tonight Before his departure, how
ever, he had a pleasant interview with
Mrs. Davis. she informed him that she could
not yet give him reply. She asked for week
or ten days in which to consider the matter. She
did not wish 10 hurt the feelings Of anybody, and
said she would Ike TO have time TO think the
matter over.
General Anderson departed with the assurance
that the Mayor of Richmond, Mr.. Ellyson, or
Captain Waller, of the Richmond Times, would
receive her reply within ten days.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
ELECTION OF PROFESSORS.
Two Tennessee Tragedies.

NASHVILLE, June PA Murtreesboro'
Crenn0 special says: There was considerable exc
element here Wednesday over the killing oil NJ
w. Mullins, who under President Clevelahds adj
ADMINISTRATION was stationed at the Brnlle agency,
Dakota, by Squire y. r. Dismukes. Bad blood
had existed between the two men Tor TWO years
Meeting Dismukes a short distance from the
town Mr. Mullins attacked him, using large
walking-cane and finally began 20 stone him,
when Dismukes drew revolver and nred Tour
shots Two bullets took effect, causing Mullinss
death Ia few minutes. Both men stood very
nigh In the community. Dismpkes has given
himself up.
Last night, at FosterVille, Jim Holden and an
unknown negro while playing cards became In
yoIyed in dispute as 10 who should have the
money. The dispute terminated In row, III
which Holden was fatally stabbed IN the breast
by The negro. Holden then drew revolver and
shot at his antagonist several times, two balls
taxing effect and producing instant death.
Holden is considered 10 precaElous cohaiuoa
with the chances for recovery greatly against
him.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
Appointments In the Navy.


WAsHwGroE. june 25.-The Presidcn,
has made the following appointments
To be second lieutenants in the Marine
Corps-Beniamin II. Fuller, Charles Ct.
Long, Robert Mem. Dutton, Lewis O.
Lucas. julius ProchaEka, and Burtram 5.
Neuman 10 be assistant engineers in the
navy. with the relative rank Of ensign
Robert Il. Carney. Clelan U. Obey. George
W. Danforth. Louis McC. Mutton. and
John b. Patton; to be assistant surgeon IA
the navy, with the relative rank OF en-
sign-hobert Boyd to be engineers in the
navy--William Y. Pratt, Arthur Is. Hon,
Benjamin z. Hutchinson. George L. Fer
mier. Sumner r.. Kitte!le. Louis Il. DE
Steiguer. George X. Marvel. William x.
Harrison. George Mitchell, WarTan :. Ter.
hume, Philip Williams, Charlie -aod.
William C. Cole. Louis A. Kaiser, IN
w. Phelps, George b. Bradshaw an
D. MacDougall, Thomas p. Magruder, aud
Nathan G.. Twining.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
st7-7.T5NTAL COURTSHlP.
e.. Plan Developed strong Friendship,
t.. bft Not Ind In MatrimOny.
Tr.r1un BucksaW.l

..... ... most novel romance on re-
f...-... ..u-- girl Is the provisional
---.. go said tohave been entered into
r..- since hv Miss Patten. eldest
t.a late Mrs. Patten. CahfoT-
Rafael Cana. whose brother
.- was Minister from Chue 10
. .-rar. though the senior by
,... ...-- q Miss Patten, vet hoped 70
...r.' ..r4lze all such difficulties by
a.-. u which he expected to be
..r .... tl- sale to an American syn
-..- l- silver mines III Chile. Senior
..t speak one word of English,
-. ... l.y-.uvc was as glOriously igno-
Spanish. but they met upon the
ground Of French, and each
I'D, l-.- way 10 finally overcome the
VI. perfect understanding IN
-r.I ryt native languages.
,.. decided upon III the matter OF
-.u.l. was that il should be held
Oh. most liberal sense o. pro
..- That is, for q period OF SIX
'.., would be outwardly all deyo-
o. b. other, and though oil public
-..-,l, was 10 be avoided, they
virtually 20 consider themselves en-
'.- space Of time agreed upon.
Gan. Wa % be the attendant OF
t.l ol all OCCASIONS, should pro-
-.- WIKI flowers and bonDons al
should secure choice seats at the
li1 opera. should carry her
'a.4 IAN ~ parties. and quietly OBJ
ttuuug tine round OF dances,
again l- -urely at supper time.
-. t-e Young lady was 10 hold
r.a3ue-s upon all occasions 70
.... social pleasures as CONNECTED
R.tu the soCate disposition OF
.....r lover. She was, moreover, 10
-.t walk with him every fine dag
b. "-.. .ueiemeut weather precluded
w.u' ~ pedestrian exercise was
-.'.l AU after the most approved
70 l'f own home. Here the hours
wll.ed away with music, the
.i- .i some interesting books, or,
.ctated. time was 70 be Tor
. ..-I.tlry conversation.
Fl. 'e ED pt SIX months each was 70 90
.T ...r,, with the other and state
'e- this intimate degree. OF
lad made on the royal road. 70
-.. whether. al things considered,
..-..o ws- % be desired.
.s-- a- 90 NAV seem, the two held
'."- OF absolute candOr, but tho END
-. hey mutually preferred TREND
- .. .--aage.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
Saved q COOl Thousand.
Nav York Weckly.l

Wife (proudly); saved you $1,000 to-
day.
Husband Saved $1,000? We haven't
that much to save. We haven't 800 we
can call our own. Hang Inc if we have
over $40. come to think,
Wife But you have always said that if
you ever had money enough you would
build house.
Husband: OF course.
well, for 50 bought book showing
how TO build o $4,000 house for $4,000.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
He Got 10 on.
gt..s. nOc,. koNvo I

IStrO2t q pIJIIl N'VV~ -NV"'-5
M saphead Ito HIMSELF: Here's good
thing IN read il again so lean remember
!. Of me see. What is itY All, here II
i; H. General Butler says he has olten
been called rascal. but he thanks
Heaven IsN no one ever called him fool"
First rate I'll get that of at the DE Beau
tees tonight. ~ D.,
Mr.. Saphead Cat dinner at the De Bean
teesl. Aw, Miss DE Beautee. DO you kho"
Pm like General Butler IN one thlie o,,
Miss De Beautee; Yes, I've noticeo you
eorint n little.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
NEW YORK IRON MARKET.

JUNE 23.--The market docs not come
come out of its inactive conditions Inc
business is more in quantities needed Tor
prompt use and not many new contracts
Tor deliveries ahead. Tho situation ~
to prices is quite regular on the moderate
lots changing hands. American pig 10
quoted at sI7. 50as1s.25 for No. j
SIG. 25a16. 80 for No. 2 gray forge %
25asl5, with southern ct $l60Oa
$3.50 for No. I aud Sl5. 75a$l6. 70
for No. 2. and gray forge at Sll.25s
s1450; Scotch pig at s22 5OaSzAoV.
as TO brands, with GlengIfnock NOS
quotable. Steel rails at $50. Wire rods
Foreign at si4.50ssi650. Old L rails
at s2l. 7ja22.50; No. wrought scrap a.
sl9. 50as2L.-NeV York Journal Of
Commerce.
NEW YORK TOBACCO MARKET.
JUNE 23.--The exporters are taking
moderate quantities, and are not espe-
cially anxious over full lots. Prices Tor
most grades are held up well. Seed
leaf-The distributing business Is very
good, and the general assorhnen@ OF
stock are at well-sustained prices.-NeY
York Journal Of Commerce.
NEW WORK PEANUT MARKET.
JUNE 23.-Peanuts are steady new
fancy hand.picked quoted at Hate;
farmers grades at 2ia3ic. for prime
NcID York Journal Of Commerce..
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
co,one, Hickman Talks Temperance.

A eood-sized audience greeted Colonel
Hickman at Corcoran Han last night upon the
o,,ssion OF the third of his series Of temperance
lectures. The evils arising from the use OF In
toxicants were all discussed, and as result
several signinea their intention OF living a
temperate life In future, and signed the pledge
10 a bstain from tho use OF liquor.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
He COULDN'T FOOL THE BABY.
In Consequence He Made 1t n Isale Never
10 Attempt to DO SO.


10 Attempt to DO So.
mo. can't stay any longer" he said
with determination, according TO the Chi
cago Tribune.
"What difference does an hour or so make
nowY" asked member of the party;
Your wife will be IN bed and asleep, and
if she wakes up she won't know what time
it Is" .o.. -.-,.,, ,.,o.,,.,,
ed. ~ can fool my wife most any time as
long as get home before breakfast. Why,
Pye gone home when the sun was up, kept
the binds shut, lit the gas and made her
think that il was onlya little after r..
But, gentlemen, can't fool the baby.
I can make the room as dark as l please,
but il won't make the baby sleep minute
later than usual. and when she wakes up
huncrvit comes pretty close TO being morn
ing. and my wife knows IT,.
"Gentlemen," he added, as he bowed
himself out, "Imake it a rule to get home
before the baby wakes. 1t is the only safe
xUayN
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-06-26
A SAMMY Couple.

MaShlDktOh isfNHAetf @e''N'
Mr.. Frank A. Richardsons OF I the DAHL nn y
sngng Tip 70 Europe, Mr. hichardson has
held the position Of chief Of the wasnln gi i,,
bureau OF the sun for many YEAR win sat NE
nideiy known and rs universally liked; 20
syeyytody viii wish HIM pleasant WY, maior
stofer. OF The kcHeOsp DisrtICh' VIII san ,,nn ~
sl,,,ie ought 70 brighten up all EUROPE TINS
aeasOu.