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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
MRS. BoWSER'S CORN.

Her Better Half Laughs at 1t Until the
Tables Are Turned.
Ihad been suffering with a soft corr
for about week before Mr.. Bowser sud.
denly inquired:
"What on earth makes you limp as
you walk"
81 don't know as I did limp. 1 have g
corn, however"
"Corn-yes! Evidence that the fool:
are not all dead yet! Good enough fol
you or any other woman who'll jam hel
No. feet into No. shoes! Hope you'll
have dozenr'
''Corns don't always come from wear
ing tight shoes"
Don't they? Bet you million dol
lars to cent they do! Can't come any
other way; and a man or woman who
will wear shoes too small for then
ought to be published to the public al
large as non compos mentis."
On the third day after the above CON
versation I noticed that Mr.. Bowse1
limped as he came home to supper.
'Had fall?" queried.
"No, ma'am."
81 notice that you are lame"
Not much! I'm not one of the lame
sort"
l was sure that he was uncomfortable
if not suffering, but nothing more wa.
said until after supper. Then he lodged
up stairs, and when I went up stairs
after him few minutes later 1 founc
him with his shoe and sock off.
"Foot was cold, and thought 1 would
rub it little, you know" he explained
'sMr. Bowser, you've got corn,'
"Never!'
''I'm certain oft! Hold your foot III
herer"
"Bosh! My foot is cold-~that's all
Corn! I'd like to see a corn come on my
foot!'
''Hold it up here! There! There, Mr.
Bowser, if that isn't corn between YOU
toes, then never saw one! It's a sof
corn. 1t comes from tight shoe. You
toes have been pinched until they rubbed
together"
SIT can't be-"
''But 1t is. A man or woman who vii
wear shoes too small for them ought
He drove me out of the room ani
locked the door, but I had the satisfac
ton of knowing that he suffered for
whole week. The nearest he owned u,
to it was when he came horse and said:
''No wonder 1 suffered Carbuncle.
are tender things. 1t would have pu
you in bed"
81 never heard of a carbuncle between
the toes"
Probably not There are severa
things in this world you never heard of
smart as you are."-Detroit Free Press
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
His Explanation.

One of the street cleaning commission.
er's laborers was taken to task the other
day because he put in bill for working
seventeen hours shoveling snow in one
day. After moments thought he gave
the following explanation: ''Sure, ]
started to work two hours hefore I be-
gan, and worked all dinner time when
l was resting, and after I left off !
worked two hours more, and that makes
the time"
He got credit for seventeen hours
work.-New York Morning Journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
A GREAT STALLION DEAD.

Electioneer, the Sire of SunoI and Many
Other Equine Wonders.
The great stallion Electioneer died re-
Gently at Palo Alto, Cal. He was foaled
in 1858 at the Stony Ford stud, Orange
county, N. Y. and was bred by Charles
Backman. He was taken to Palo Alto in
1876, and during the ensuing fourteen
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
PAINTING, CALCIMINING and TIMING.
We employ only


We refer by kind permission the decorating in the
Salt Lake Theatre lately done by under the personal
supervision of Mr. A. st. Clair, late OF Kansas City,
practical decorator who has charge Of all fine decorating
and insure the public that anything in the line
trusted will be executed style highest
class of workmanship.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
A Pushing Agens.

Peddler-Please, mum, I'm sellin' a
polish to clean silver.
Housekeeper Sharply = Don't want
none.
Peddler-Very sorry, mum, but I see
the neighbors was right. They said
there was no use calm here cause you
didn't have no silver.
Housekeeper (wildly)- Gimme six
boxes.-New York Weekly. II. t
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18

Mr.. Bingo-I have terrible news. While
I was in Cousin Flint's hardware store to-
day getting a mouse trap he said that the
old homestead had been burned, your Aunt
Maria had persisted in the flames, and the
children were coming down to the city to
live with us.
Mrs. Bingo-You don't mean to tell me
that you have seen a mouse in this house.
New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
A, New Amusement Scheme.

Within the past two years nearly dozez
new places ofamusement have been opened
in New York city, yet the fact that new
plan is about to be carried out shows that
business men consider the demand larger
than the supply. The new scheme will
include the building of an enormous open
air amphitheatre on the Palisades at Wee
hawken, N. j., within a few moments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
PERSONAL MENTION.
NJ. DUSSELDORF is in London.
H. GoFF is in from West Jordan

GEORGE PROCTOR, OF Union. is in Salt Lake
C. B. MARYLAND, OF the Conklin sampline
works, has returned from the east.
Rev. DAVID UTTER, for several years the dis
tinguished pastor of the First Unitarian
church of Chicago, reached the city yesterday
morning. He Will preach in the theatre al
IL o'clock in the morning.
Mr.. and Mrs W. h Rowe were called sud
denly to Logan Friday by the news of the i'll
ness of their son, who is attending school, there
Mr.. Rowe returned yesterday, He says 1t Is a
casr of diphtheria, but not, he thinks, of a
dangerous type.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18

placed there by one of our ''old-timers" as
joke. In other words, he intended to To-
cate the property, but, after seeing it,
thought differently, and 'salted" it for "a
little fun" The excitement has caused
some prospecting to be done in that direc-
ton and as result number of locations
have been made.
ORE SHIPMENTS.
The Ontario mill shipped this week thirty
bars of bullion which contained 17,54S. SO
fine ounces of silver.
The shipments of ore this week from
MacklntoSh's sampler are as follows: On
tario, $50, 40 pounds; DAILY, 81, $50 pounds;
Woodslde, Is, 100 pounds; Anchor concen-
trates, 4O3.S6 pounds. Total, 1,067, 800
pounds.
The Crescent shipped this week 21s, 500
pounds of concen trates.
The total ore shipments from the Park
during the week were ,2S6,000 pounds
or SAB tons.
The production of ore in Utah during the
year 1890 was 204 ISL tons. OF this amount
Park City produced BLOB tons, or IS per
cent. The camp produced more than half
as much as all the rest of the territory COM
biped. The Park is still in the lead and
will always be found there. 1t is "Utah's
great camp" and the present year will
show that it has no rivals for that title.
LUCKY BILL.
The annual meeting of the stockholders
of the Lucky Bill Mining company was
held Tuesday. at the Office Of the company.
The following directors were elected: ..
h. Hardy, George Burton, f. S. Fox, Jesse
Fox, ir., and Nathan Sears. After their
election the directors held meeting and
elected officers as follows: President, o.
H. Hardy; vice-president, George Burton
treasurer, F. S. Fox; secretary, w. j.
Burton. The number of shares repre-
sented at the meeting was 10000. 1t was
decided to continue the sinking Of the shaft
during the winter. The company has six
men-two shifts-at work at the mine. The
shaft, which is triple compartment, has
reached depth of fifty five feet. Negoti-
ations are pending which will probably
place this property in the hands Of eastern
capitalists, to be worked under lease and
bond. G. A. S.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18

FRONT OF SUMNER AMUSEMENT BUILDING.
ferry ride of New York. In this amphi-
theatre will be given splendid summer en-
tertainments-p probably spectacles of the
''Fall of Rome" order, and it is said that
the Kiralfys are interested in it, The
picture shows how the building will look
from the bluff overhanging the Hudson
river
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
EcOnOmy.

economy
''How is it, Muller, that here of late you
take such fearfully big steps going to bust
ness? 1t wasn't always So"
mo, but you see since my family be-
came so large it's necessary to economize
in all directions. The longer the step of
course the more save in shoe leather."-
Fliegende Blatter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
Farmer Mart, Burns

Here is picture of Farmer Mart"
Burns, the famous western wrestler, who
is somewhat of an anomaly among pro
fessional athletes, in that he does not
smoke, chew tobacco, use strong drink OF
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
POINTS ON CARDS..

Few Remarks About the National
Game of Poker.
The ordinary American citizen who
hasn't got at least one good poker story on
the end Of his tongue 6ueht to be a Git can.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18

Pittsburg Chronicle: Speaking of the
man in the moon, the general impression is
that he is not in it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
EIGHTH ANNUAL BALL
WaSatCh Division 222, Brotherhood Of
Locomotive Engineers,
Will be given at the
SALT LAKE THEATRE.
Thursday EYanine Ian 22 1891

THURSDAY evening, Jan. ~, 1871,
To which all are cordially invited
TICKETS, $500. including carriage and cloak
room.
Music will be furnished by Olsen's Full
Quadrille Band; II. Van Dam. prompter.
Round Trip Tickets will be sold over the diff
ferent roads to all parties holding tickets the
ball, as follows:
RIO GnANDE WESTERN,
Grand Junction IS co B. Junction ..... "a 90
z reen River -----. co Mt Pleasant co
Price -------------- 90 Clear Creek. 4 90
Scof1eld ......-...4 20
From all other points one full fare for
Round Trip.
THE UNION PACIFIC RAILWAY
Sells Tickets from Evanston. Echo, Green
River, Pocatello, Logan and intermediate points
at one full fare for round trip.
Leave orders for carriages at Grant Bros
livery stable. Tickets for sale by all members
Of the order and agents Of the railway compa
MES. i
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-18
TO WORK AT LAST.
The Idaho Solons Getting Down
to Business.
A vOLUMINOUS IRRIGATION BILL
An Right Hour Law-Creating New Counties
The County Division Bill-Free Coinage
Other Important Matters

BOISE CRY, Idaho, Jan. Is, 1S90.-[Spe-
cisl correspondence of THE HERALD The
legislature has at last got down to work
more systematically, and many important
bills have passed into the hands of commit
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
Theatrical Mt .,

Tonight at the Burtis opera house,
Davenport, will be presented the ex-
crutiating funny comedy. Skipped by
the Light of the Moon"
No actor of modern times has ever
attempted the roles Of Coquetin,
fletcher and Booth aud made them a
finished and pronounced success until
the accomplished actor Alexander
Salrini took them up and made
them as beautiful and touching as
art and genius could make them. MT.
Salvini, who comes to the Burtis opera
house. Davenport, tomorrow night by
special engagement and will present
DINNERS great masterpiece, Don
Cseses de Baz M" and his appearance
will be the fashionable event of the dra-
matte season here. At his recent memoir
ial engagement at the Auditorium theatre
IN Chicago. the wealth and fashion of the
city did homage to the great actor and
scores of theatre parties, numbering as
high as 25 were made up by the elite.
Mr.. Salvini comes with his Boston and
Chicago company and the programme
will be the best of the season.
Wednesday night at Harper's theatre
will be presented Mckee Rankin's emo>
tionsl drama. "a Runaway Wife" The
play is one the best of its class, and the
company does itself credit in its intelligi-
BILE presentation. Miss Blanche Morti-
mer, as Lady Alice. forcibly presents the
character of The Runaway Wife," and
the costumes worn in the third and
fourth acts call forth great praise. An
drew Robson, as Arthur Eastman, the
artist. admirably portrays the character of
that individu al. II. s. Parker, as Dr..
Prescott. is favorite with the audience.
The remainder of the company furnish a
strong support. The troupe is first-class
in every respect and merits success.
Richard Golden's Old Jed" comedy
success will be presented at the Burtis
opera house Wednesday night
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
Rock Island Finances

The estimated gross earnings of the
Rock Island road, including the lines
both east and west of the Missouri river,
for the month of September were 81. S47,-
4S9, showing an increase as compared
with the estim ated earnings for the COR
responding month last year of S125, 242
President r. r Cable says the report
that the comp any is about to issue S10,-
100000 debeature bonds is not correct.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
No Doubt of That.

The Argus says Beaumont voted the
republican tickle. last November. His
reception in Rock Island the previous
August was rather calculated to dampen
his democratic enthusiasm. Morning
Union.
The democrats of Rock Island or of
this congressional district have never
evinced any particular liking for political
buns of the Beaumont stripe. Toe
Union may be thanked for all such sllu.
sions as that appearing above.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
TWILL BE A HUMMER.
The Twin City Columbian Celebra-
ton in '92
The Meeifag at Moline Saturday
Observation-Disclosures Manifested
and Glowing Prospects.

The Twin city joint Columbian cele-
bration committee had pleasant and
interesting meeting at the nicely ap
pointed rooms of the Moline Business
Meme association Saturday night. All
the members of the Rock Island commit
tee. and Capt. NJ. W. LION. except John
Crubaugh. who was out Of the city, we're
present. President Jacks IN and Sacre>
tarY Searle. of the Rock Island Citizens
Improvement association accompanied
the Rock Island committee. The Mo-
tine committee had full attendance of
members. The tenn orary officers, s. II {.
Velie, chairman, and Fl. P. Simpson, Sec
rotary, were in their places. Reports of
progress were received from the sub.
committees appointed at the last joint
meeting. and such committees were con.
tInued for further work.
There was an extended discussion Of
plans for the celebration and an unsni.
nous and enthusiastic expression in ia
vor. not only of grand Fourth of July
celebration, but OF the Inauguration at
that time of permanent annual Twin
city feature, and preliminary steps looking
to such an end were taken.
The committee was obliged to cut its
meeting much shorter than was its de-
sire in order that the Rock Island mem.
bers might catch the last through car
from Moline at 1907. and adjournment
was taken until Thursday evening, Oct Is
at the rooms of the Rock Island Improve
ment association.
That the Twin cities will celebrate the
Columbian Fourth of July '92, in man
ner never before attempted in this part
of the country is now assured and what
is better still the enthusiasm will not die
away when the Fourth is over. There are
to be attractions lasting several days in
all probability.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
st. Lou,. Far and vsIIed Prophets.

For the St. Louis fair the Burlington
route" C. B. & Q will sell Oc'. 3 to IL
inclusive, tickets at one fare for the
round trip, plus soc for admission to fair,
Tickets good returning TO Oct. IL in>
cusive. On Tuesday Oct. 6 for the
Yelled Prophet, rates will be one fair
for round trip without admission tick
cts. Return limit same as above. a
special train will leave Rock Island on
that date at 8 D. m. Moline IS p m.
arriving at st Louis $50 a. m, Re-
turning special train leaves St. Louis
1880 p. N. after the parade.
H. D. MACK, Div. Pass. Agt.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
UNWILLING OF THE GRANT MO
UMENT.

Lincoln Park, Chicago, October 9TH
1891.
For above occasion the Burlington
route. c.. B. & Q. R R, will sell ex-
and return.
points within 800 miles OF Chicago, and
October 7 from points within $50 miles of
Chicago.
Imposing street parade in connection
with the ceremonies at Lincoln park. also
theatres. Chicago exposition, Worlds
fair grounds, and host of special attrsc-
tons in the Worlds Fair City at this
time.
Ask your local agent for particulars.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
LOCAL NOTICES.
Peach ice cream at Krell s. Maths.
T,amon ;ce cream at Krell & Maths.

Peach ice cream at krell q MAIN q.
Lemon ice cream at Krell & Maths.
Good barber wanted; bring reference;
300 Third avenue, Moline.
Call on E. B. McKown for hard wood
and soft coal. Telephone 1,l9S.
The finest and sweetest line of French
candies just received st Krell s. Maths.
Several modern houses on Thirty. sixth
Thirty -seventh. Thirty eigih and Fortieth
streets for sale OF for rent. E Fl Guyer.
The deepening of the log way at the
lumber company's B mill has been fin
ished and the mill will start again Mon
day morning.
For Rent-One block from the Rock
Island line. a grocery and butcher shop
combined; good cellar aud four f1rst-class
rooms, If wanted; also barn. Enquire
at this office.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
California Farm PfoducIs.

Cost Of production: Net profits: given
by thousand farmers. Also hundreds
of questions answered about California
Sent free on application to A Phillips &
Co, los Clark street, Cbicsgo, H., OF
296 Washington street, Boston, Mass.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
EeE R1uta 10 s.. LapIs

One fare for the round trip for the st.
Louis fair and Yelled Prophets via r. 1.
d P. railway. Special train Oct. 6 leaves
Rock Island at $40 a. m, arrives at st.
Louis at Gas p. N. Tickets on sale Oct
to 10. limited for return Oct H. Try
this new route via Peoria and Jackson,
vile. For further information or tickets,
call at depot at foot of Twentieth street
r. SToCKHoUsE, G. T. A.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05

Cheap loans by the r ck Island Mutu al
Building. Loan & Savings association at
their meeting Tuesday evening. Oct. 8, at
7:30. Rooms Is and 90 NJ tchell &
Lyude's block.
Take stock in the 80 series. opened
Oct. l, 1891. E. II. GUYER, Sec'y.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05

He loved his horse, even as an Arab
would, and grieved to see him suffer and
die even as if he was human, s, be list
ened when one told of Salvation OIL and
today bis horse is well, and he is happy
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05
THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR
Is dominant in everything, but money is not all
that you have to think of when you are ordering
FURNITURE AND CARPETS.

Spend your money blindy and nothing but good
luck will give you your moneys worth; spend it
intelligently and you will get your almighty dol
lar back again. Does not style count for some
thing, and durability for something more? If
you do not get both of these, what sort of an in
vestment are you making? Whether you or
they be big or little, you will do justice to your
dollar and justice to your judgment. you want
a Bed Room Suit or an Ingram or Brussels
Carpet Chenille Draperies, Curtains or Shades,
a Cook or Heating Stove, Side Board, Ward
Robe, Extension or Parlor Table, Parlor Suit,
Lounge or Couch, we can fit you out in any de-
sired style or price, and give you credit at lowest
cash prices.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-10-05

What is more attractive than a pretty
face with fresh, bright complexionP Fol
it. use Pozz oni's Powder
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-26
SUMMONS.

TN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
4 State of California in and for the county OF
Los Angeles.
James E. Frick and william A. Frick CO.
partners under the firm name of Frick Bros.
Plaintiffs, VS.. A. F. Gregory. defendant.
state of California, in and for the county Of
Los Angeles, and the complaint fled in said
county of Los Angeles, in the Office of the clerk
The people of the State of California send
greeting to A. F. Gregory, defendant.
You are hereby required to appear in an &C
tion brought against you by the above named
plaintiff in the Superior Court of the State OF
California, in and for Los Angeles county, and
to answer the complaint filed therein, within
ten days-exclusive of the day of service-after
the service on you of this summons, If served
within this county; Or, it served elsewhere,
within thirty days, or Judgment by default will
of said complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain a decree
OF said court oreclosing the lien against lot 5,
block is. Park tract in the city and county of
Los Angeles, State of California, for construct
ing sewer in front of SAID lot. in Beaudry
avenue. in said city. Said lien was created by
an assessment and warrant made by the street
superintendent of said city against said lot, the
amount thereof being S32.58. with 10 per cent
interest per annum thereon, fiom the 10th day
and for costs of suit Reference is had to com.
pla1nt for particulars.
And you are hereby notified that if you fail
to appear and answer the said complaint as
above required, the said plaintiffs will cause
your default TO be entered and will apply to
the court for the relief demanded in the com.
plaint.
Given under my hand and the seal of the Su-
perior Court of the State of California, in and
for the county of Los Angeles, this 22d day of
June, in the year of orr Lord one thousand
eight hundred and ninety,one
1ndorsed Jones & Carlton, Attorneys for
Plaintiffs. 6-24 Wed lot
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-26
IRRIGATION DISTRICT BONDS.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT SEALED
~ proposals will be received by the Board of
Directors of the Anaheim Irrigation District at
the office of the secretary thereof, in the city Of
Anaheim, county Of Orange, State of California,
for the purchase of 5000, 900 OF its bonds, issued
January LIST. 1890 exclusive of the coupons
which matured on July LIST. 1890, and January
1st: and July LIST, 1891, which have been de-
tached therefrom) ofthe denominations of $1oO.
S2o0 and $500 respectively: till O'CLOCK pm.
of Tuesday, the 9th day of October, 1891, at
which time and place said board will open the
proposals and award the purchase of said bonds
to the highest responsible bidder; provided
that no proposals therefor will be accepted or
purchase awarded for any bonds where the
amount is less than ninety per cent of the face
value thereof, the board expressly reserving
the right OF rejecting any and all proposals or
bids therefor
Any information in regard to the issue of
said bonds or the terms and conditions thereof
will be given on application in person or by
letter to the undersigned at his Office in the
city OF Anaheim aforesaid
By order of the Board OF Directors OF the
Anaheim Irrigation District.
s-7 Got B.. v. GARWOOD. Secretary.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-26

Sure to relieve. There is no failure in Sim
mons Liver Regulator.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-08-26

THE NEW ERA, No. Court street. Fine
wines anG liquors. Ed Wenger proprietor.
H. T. Hollingsworth, the matchmaker. has
resumed business at PAL s. Spring st.