New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-07-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

dispatch announcing that Mrs. ParneD was bitten
by dog concludes with the cheering words: "The
dog was killed and the wound was eauterized.1 No
ono knows how much good the cauterizing win do, bus
the undoubted medical efficacy Of killing the dog IL
proven by the faith OF many generations No remedy
for hydr0phobla has been considered so certain as the
death Of the dog. Just why this sacrifice nsures the
good health OF the bitten person stops 10 ex
plain, but would soon dccry the efficacy OF the
rabbits foot deny the witches dance at midnight
assert TINT any might be bitten by dog and both
the dog and the bitten person continue 20 live.
Cough" Good morning, Herr Professor, how Il
your health t0-Gayi'
Herr Professor-I VEIL dank you, only hat
How does that affect your healthi'
Herr Proiessor-Ah, i mach racks mine body.
keeping such troublesome stock1'
iierr Professor-stoc6, st0ck7 said noding Of
stock. / said cow-cow-co-ug -h-eow.-Fsct-(Phsr
maccutical Era.
A Rockand, Me-, lawyer according to local paper.
has been initiating Tom Sawyer. Last week he noticed
that the grass around his house needed cutting In,
vestlng In scyhe, he approached the Job and pro-
pared to conquer or die. In about three minutes his
back gave out and he sat down 10 ponder. Tom saw
yer and the whitewash Job came into his mind. "Pn
do It," he exclaimed under his breath And from that
time on he there, and every boy that came
along was invited to try his scythe see how
easy 1t works. Inside Of two hours the job was I'm
shed and friend hadn't removed his coat tails from
his easy perch Brains what most people need:
muscle doesn't amount TO much in the battle for
supremacy.
NEW FARM BALLAD.
When stert my plough arunnin in the black and mol
And the land growin' smaller that horses ramps
around,
When the white oak buds openin' and the grass =
Makes teller think Of summer as he gasos on the
scene;
When the chipmunk runs and chatters, cause the
plough his den 'as torn,
An the crows are loudly sooldn bout the Dlantn Of
When the bnebird holers out rail and starts to build
Then think that that's the time o. year kind o Ike
the best:
But it's mighty NICE tell you. when the summer time
With the wheat growin yeler and the harvest drawn
With the timothy in blossom an the hayin' Just a
an The mother s q The Soay t Clouds poan far ava;
AS Pm riding the mower or rakln up the nay.
Then somehow seem acquainted with each Dird OF
AM think the golden summer Is the time O. year f~
me. -tOnlo oO3to ''ui""N
When the beautiful new granite art building Oh
Bowdoln College is completed 1t will have the as
tncon Of being almost the only, not the only, puid'
ing devoted exclusively 10 art in any American coeg@
Tho art treasures Of Bowdon include about $50 draw
ings by the old masters, covering and Including ths
period from Titan to the year 1900. The collection
was personally made by James Bowdoin
Capltal and Labor.-Two tramps sitting on tho
dock In the shade with their feet hanging over and one
meal Ind been wrapped Listen at this, old man.
said the reader at says here that Tdma5 snd eehd
in the country 81 apiece and still he would nave
Yes" was the dissatisfied rejolnder, and Il you
was to go to John and to discount the q comm
To you SOS TO leave him 81 IS out or IT, hed say You
noe talk through
lucky y9g got % psst as .ay aend tn.
ro.dar Us hat sort of thing that shuts tho
rich man Of the Kingdom Of Heaven ana snoes Us
poor With P can ana and ped &
of beer kegs.-(Detrot Free Press.
Mrs. Lucian Mayberry. of Little Rock. Ark. is the
mother of ten boys, all born within married life Ok
thirty nine months. There are two sets OF tnplets
and two pairs Of twins. They are all well formed.
bright and healthy In body and mind Mr. Mayoerry
Is prosperous merchant, and says he feels Ike tao
head OF an infant asylum. Mrs. Mayberry is pretty
blonde, plump and hearty OF DarsU '"eheS 'e"'
Of age.
sleepy but Charming village not thousand miles
IN furniture and underalers sundres ana IN ihlldsst
tones ppt the f0STas I @S that om my shades
would be put up last week Where are they = Whel ,
are was the quick d5tb reply s had gody ' HS
what' the ejaculation Of our astSnIshed Buho ,
friend. Had q body. tell We. south WaEeam sen.
that accident down to me, a0d had II In there tnIes
DAYS Had 10 sit up with ii three nights Bunalos
fair representative could not suppress her langhes
even though within hearing distance Of the body
The undertaken, not comprchending TINS lIhsasisea
ievity exclaimed Why you can so 10 there and $50
il for yourself II you want to-" But the lazy ~
fused the invitation, and made up her mind 70 walt
for her shades till the accident had been disposed
of and the overworked undertaken could get chance
70 go TO bed and have nights rest.-(Buhao Com
mercial.
Last week Nathaniel Holland. of Barre Me- ninety
eight years of age took the leading swath In his hay
field as he has been doing every year since he was
twelve years of age. And the pace he set the other
mowers made them fairly tired.
Total Abstinence Deslred.-Captain Cruser-So your
son is little disspated, eh7 u-o.
Anxious MOther-Oh very, Captain, very Whst
can do with him. Nv, 80, ,.o
CAPTAIN Crriser-Leave him to me. we sau rom
New York for san Francisco next week. ana "ohs
touch port for seven months - s,. 49, .b,r,,
Anxious Mother-Bu, Captain, don't yon thIh
brandy or any other spirit Is Just as bad as port Tor
nv son ?-(PharmaceutCal Era
AN OpVIOTrS FACT.