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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

There viii be an organ recital and
concert at the Congregational church,
Wednesday evening, September 8oth.
Prof. Charles Darling, of Kansas City,
who comes highly recommended will
preside at the organ. The concert pro
gram Will be gotten up by our own
home talent, too well known to COM
ment upon. Tickets on sale at
zehner's drug store, price IS cents;
children 10 cents.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

we are Agents for DOAN's BEST Case
LINE, Etc-. Etc Our line OF Cakes and
Crackers are the largest and finest to be found
in the city. We also carry Dry and Salt
Meats. We sell al lowest living prices.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Herman Weese, living 5 miles south
west OF Oferle, lost his residence and
all his household goods by fire Wednes-
day. It was only by the..united exer-
tons Of the family and neighbors that
their barn and contents were saved.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

+. Spiegie & son have just received
large line of dry goods.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Mrs. Mile Deter, a sister Of Ham
nantz. the genial freight agent IS
visiting her brother
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

II. B. Pierce is making extensive
additions to his residence in the north
part OF town
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Y. P. S. C. E. next Sunday evening
At $50 O'Clock, in the Congregational
church. Children's meeting, subject;
Sowing the seed" Feel. 1I:6; Isa.
1920; John 4:36. All are invited.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

We are in i'll Yes, we are in over
our heads in new goods, piled up to
the ceiling. Call and see them. w (
surpass all past records.
F. SPIEGLE & Son.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
Who IS in it?

The primaries for the election of
delegates to the county convention of
the peoples party were held through
cut the county Wednesday. The COR
ysntion meets at the court house at 10
o'clock a. m, tomorrow.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Mount MoTiah lodge T76 meets regularly in
their hall on Sixth street second and fourth
Tuesday evening" Of each m9uth.
a II MEHRYMAT L Il BOfES,
SECRETARY " NJ
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
TO SAVE MONEY. DEAL AT
M. SCHNATTERLYS
-whoiasale and Retail
ERCANTlLEH0US

Dealer in everything in the Grocery Line,
also, Hardware, t3ueeHsware, Glassware, Tin
ware, WoOdenware, Notions, Fruits. oils Of an
kinds, Etc. Etc. Our prices are all right, and
ON cash sales we are just little lover on most
articles than other dealers. Come and see ul
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Kinslcy lodge No 1871 meets every second
and fourth Friday night OF each month ia
{ heir hall on Sixth street. Visiting brothers
ars cordially fuViteG 10 meet with us.
W II FRENCH Il WOODBURY..
Recorder NJ "
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

KitwlnninE Lodge No 100, K OF P. Meets
. very Thursday at q = fn, in @ r hall on
Colony avenue Visiting knights in good
standing cCrOi aIIyiu Nited 10 attend.
. s la ia BEE, SCOTT XEATMAE,
&C K OF L 8 s
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Quite "a number OF our prominent
cOlored citizens attended the celebrI-
ton OF emancipation day at Great
Bend Tuesday. 4 large crowd was
in attendance and addresses were
made by several speakers
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

To sub-aIiances Of Edwards county
I will meet with
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
Nnr

Far " st Lodge No L., -nects every Monday
might in their hall over @ A RcHCE drugstore.
Al members OF the order are invited 70 at
Ecud G W MATHEW,
" a SNOW, Secretary Nc
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
FIRED D. SMITH,
-ATTORNrE T.AI-LA ",
KINsLEY, KANSAS

The new goods at Edwards & Mobiles
are all in and they want you to come
IN and see them.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

RINSLEY CHAPTER NO. Is RAN
KiHslsy Chapter No 10, u A NJ. holds reRI-
iar meetings !irst and third Tuesdays Ia each
month Transient companions cordially in
vitcd to attend W - ERWIN,
Il Is Fi lsiECE, sec Ii ?
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

ne SAYS ne has beat all Fast records on
quantity, quality and prices, and that
he is going TO give his patrons the
benefit of his experience in low buy
ing.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Miss Nellie Fitzgerald is the new
TYPO in THE GRAPIIIc once.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

F. Spiegle 81 Son have just received
Rlarge consignment OF boots and shoes.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Bishop Thomas, of Topeka, was in
the city several days this week, the
guest Of Mrs. WassOn. He preached
in Dodge City On Tuesday evening and
in Lewis on Wednesday evening.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
SECRET SOCIETIES.


o rs
Golden Chain Chapter, No o. meets in Ma
sonic tJafi on Sixth Street the first and third
Friday - each month. d RS. +. n. COLE,
Mrs. +. !. uOiES, W. N.
Secretary
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

The republican primaries for the
election Of candidates for the county
Omcers under the Crawford county sys-
TEN were ilsld yesterday. Robert
Roberts was selected as candidate for
sheriff by majority over Al his COM
petitoEs- There was no contest over
the other officers. A very light vote
was polled in the country. but quite q
large vote was cast in Emsley. The
following are the candidates; Sheriff,
Robert Roberts, treasurer, Scott Teat-
man; register. Il. F. Best; county
clerk, f. H Hanson; surveyor, Cyrus
Roberts; coroner, WIN. Craig.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Prairie fires have been very numerous
this week, and have done considerable
damage. Monday a fire started q
short distance west of Oferle and
burned over a large scope Of country,
destroying 4 number of buildings and
several stacks OF grain. Wednesday
e fire broke ont Immediately west OF
town and ran nOrthWard between
town and the old cemetery. also
burning over the cemetery. BY great
exertions the fire was checked so that
no damage was done.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

E 4. Noble, who has Just returned
from the eastern markets, says he has
laid In q stock that viii make the peO-
nsslpt EdsS ards county laugh and be
surprised also, when they see the
quantity, quality and prices that he
will Offer them this fall
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
LOCAL NEWS.


LOCAL NEWS.
Miss Nellie Fitzgerald is the new
typo in The GRAPHIC Office.
r. McsIichaeTs family moved this
week into their new residence, in the
south part of town.
Grant Fulton expects to depart Sun
day for Las Vegas, New Mexico 20
be absent several months
W. z. Brehn, Of Pennsylvania, viii
occupy the pulpit al the Congregational
church Sunday morning and evening.
Miss Emma Miller, after "a pleasant
visit with the family of her brother ).
X, has returned to her home in Den
yer.
Fred w. Goldschmidt has gone to
Cincinnati. RumOr says that on his
return Mrs. Z. ". GoIdschmidt VIII
accompany him.
Very little grain has been brought
IDENTIFY the TURNER'S are holding their
grain for the better prices which are
bound to come.
There is no excuse for any man to
appear III society with a grizzly beard
since the introduction of BucIling-
hams Dye, which colors a natural
brown or black.
Bishop Thomas, of Topeka, was il,
the city several days this week, the
guest of Mrs. Wasson. He preached
in Dodge City on Tuesday evening and
in Lewis on Wednesday evening.
Y. P. S. C. E. next Sunday evening
at $50 O'Clock, in the Congregational
church. Children's meeting, subject;
Sowing the seed" Feel. II:6; Isa.
1920; John 4;36. All are invited.
Who IS in it?
The primaries for the election of
delegates to the county convention of
the peoples party were held through
cut the county Wednesday. The con
yentiOn meets at the court house at 10
o. clock a. m, tomorrow.
Herman Weese, living 5 miles south
west OF Offerle, lost his residence and
all his household goods by fire Wednes-
day. It was only by the..,united exer-
tiOns of the family and ueighbors that
their barn and contents were saved.
just hosO an Alternative medicine
cleanses the system is an open question;
but that Ayers Sarsaparilla does pro-
duce radical change in the blood is
we'll attested on all sides. It Is every
where considered the remedy for blood
disorders.
We are in i'll Yes, we are in over
our heads in new goods, piled up to
the ceiling. Cali and see them. We
Surpass all past records,
+. SPEoLE & Son.
a steady, drizzIing rain commenced
yesterday afternoon about O'Clock
and continued during the night, and
is still raining atinteryals. The ground
is now in excellent condition for seed
ing wheat and a large area Will be put
in at once.
+. Spiegie & son have just received
4 large line of dry goods.
AS a general rule, it is best not 10
correct costiveness by the use OF saline
or grastic medicines. When purga-
tive is needed the most prompt, Ieffec-
tive, and beneficial Is Ayers Pills.
Their tendency is to restore and not
weaken, the normal action Of the
bowels.
Mr.. Noble has returned from long
trip TO the eastern markets where he
has been to try snd find goods enough
to supply the big trade that is sure to
come this fall
DR.. P. A. Pearson's prize hog that
toOl- tba fret y,7,s7,ai,1,,, at the st.,ta fair
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

There is no excuse for any man to
appear III society with a grizzly beard
since the introduction of Buclling-
hams Dye, which colors a natural
brown or black
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

r. McsIichael's family moved this
week into their new residence, in the
south part of town.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

W. z. Brehn, Of Pennsylvania, will
occupy the pulpit al the Congregational
church Sunday morning and evening.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Grant Fulton expects to depart Sun
day for Las Vegas, New Mexico, 10
be absent several months.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Very little grain has been brought
in during the last two weeks. Evi-
IDENTIFY the farmers are holding their
grain for the better prices which are
bound TO come.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Miss Emma Miller, after "a pleasant
visit with the family of her brother ).
X, has returned to her home in Den
yer.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25

Fred w. GOldschmidt has gone TO
Cincinnati. Rumor says that on his
return Mrs. +. ". Goldschmidt VIII
ACCOMPANY him.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
q


COUNTY ATTORNEY,
KINsLEY, KANSAS.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-09-25
The Malls.
AremsON TOPEKA 3 SANTA FE R r.

CLOSING OF NAILS
gsnst bound $50 n. $3.50 a. $50 p D.
- est bound II 80 A II. T;lO p - o;aO p n
". s. HEBRON, Postmaster.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
A DIPLOM At.

William Walter Phelps has been
So successful in getting Germany to
take its restrictions off American
pork and inducing them to try
American corn, that the Philadel-
phians are now wondering whether
Chas. Emory Smith cannot do the
same thing with Russia, particular
w as the Russians are now greatly
in need Of every sort of food sup
plies. An American minister can
be employed in no better way than
IN opening the eyes of the Euro
peans to the fact that Uncle Sam is
now prepared to feed all creation.
He can minister to them in sict-
ness equally well, for REDS GER
MAN C0UGH AND KIDNEY CURE is
confe,sedly the best thing for colds,
coughs and all the maladies that at
tack the respiratory organs that
was ever put upon the market,
This great remedy is adapted to all
classes aud conditions of society
for youth, manhood and old age. 1t
acts at once. Tell your druggist
that you want 'RED's", and do not
let him put you off with something
that he says is just as good
SYLVAN REMEDY Co, Peoria, ILL.,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
Ken ont


ssase by keeping in healthy ac-
f. the liver, stomach and bowels.
res 0 pleasant and a sure way
doing it. It's with DR.. Pierce's
'rsasant Pellets. They're the best
YER Pill ever made, and a prompt
effective remedy for Sick
73ache, Bilious Headache, Con-
gtion, Indigestion, Bilious At
and ali arrangements of the
mach. liver and bowels, They
,rse and renoyate the system.
nv but thoroughly. They reg
te the system, they don't
.st il. like the old-fashioned pills.
"a are purely vegetable and per-
Ialy harmless. One Pellet a
,se' They're the easiest TO take,
hi the mildest in operation-the
'naIest in size, but the most eff
lent in their work.
They're the cheapest pill you can
,av. because they're guaranteed to
i've satisfaction, or your money is
turned.
You only pay for tie good you
'et
Can you ask morep
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
oiorce's medicines are sold on.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Tor any
case Of CatHrrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls CGtarrh Cure
Y. J. CHENEY & co, Frops Toledo o.
We, the undersigned, have known r. j. The.
ney Tor the last nfteau years, and believe him
perfectly honorable ia al business tran sR-tiuus
and financially able 20 carry out any obligations
nIHdg by their arm.
WEST IRUAx Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
WALpTNg KrNNAE e. MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gsts, Toledo o.
Halle Catarrh Curs IA taken internally. acting
utu city upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the systgln, Testimonials sent tree. Price $50
per bottle. Sold by all Druggista.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
SHiL0H'S
consul M PTi0n
CURE.

ne s,eeess Of this Great Cough Cure s
,5fboa, parallel In the history Of medicine.
Il ira7g9gu are authorized 10 sell it on pos
1. suaTan. :. siest that no other cure can sue
kvfiLy stand. That it may become known,
I. PropnetoTs, At an enormous expense, ara
,cing Sample Bottle Free into every hons
| 4. United States and Canada II you have
-55gh. Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use ii, for
FlI cure You. II your child has the Group,
1 W5ooplng Cough, Use it promptly, and relief
ur. II you dread that insidious disease
Resumption. u.s. it. Ask your Druggist for
IIUOHS CURF Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and
60. II your Ll~-gs are sore o. Back lame,
y Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 3s cts.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

Produced from the laxative and nutritious
Juice Of California figs, combined with the
medicinal virtues Of plants known 90 be
most beneficial 90 the human system, acts
gently ON Ito Kidneys, liver and bowels,
effectuaily cleansing the system, dispeIiug
colds and headaches, and curing habltual
constipation.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
The Only One Ever Printed-Csn VOC Find
the wordF

There Ia sSinch display advertisement In
this paper this week which has no two words
alike except one word. The same is true OF
each new one appearing each week from The
DR. Harter Medicine Co. This house places
Crescent ON everything they make and
publish. Look for H. send them The namo
OF The word and they will return you BOOK,
BEAUTIFUL AUTOGRAPHS or SAMPLES TRKE.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
German
Syrup"

Martinsville, Nj, Methodist Psr.
sonage. My acquaintance with
your remedy, Boschees Gernan
Syrup, was made about fourteen
years ago, when / contracted a Cola
which resulted in Hoarseuess and
Cough which disabled me from
filing my pulpit for a number al
Sabbaths After trying Physician,
without obtaining relief cannsi
say now what remedy he prescribed
i saw the advertisement of yoas
remedy and obtained a bottle. 1
received such quick and permanent
help from il that whenever we hava
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family, Boschee's Gss-
man Syrup has been our favorita
remedy ard always with favorahsa
results. / have never hesitated On
report my experience of its use b
others when l have found them
troubled in like manner" Rxw.
w. II. HAGGARTY,,
of the Newark, New a eafa
Jersey NJ T.. Confer
ence, April IS, 90. Remedy.
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury.,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

Genuine Elein ladies' watch, Boss filled
Ica-e. guaranteed twenty years, only SIG
handsome plush case with each watch
Write or call on C. Preusser Jegelry Co.,
Milwaukee. WIS.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

USE BROWNS BRONCHIAL TROCHEs
for Coughs, Colds aud all Throat Troubles.
-"Pre-cmncntly tho best,"-- Rec. Henry
Ward Bcechsr.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

FITS. All Fits storred FREQ by Du KLtvE's uuE,r
hERyK ~ s1oAEH No Rits after dfst days U.S. Mar
Vellous cures Treatise and 81 % TRIAL bottle tres %
HI cases esad TO DR. Kline 1d Arch ST, phils pa,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

IL have always Wished solil0quized the
coroner pensNely 'that | could have held
this Office Immediately after the food"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

Il is unaccluntable how an operator on
the stock market who buys and sells Tor
future delivery can still be disbeliever In
a here after.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

Tho devil don't care two straws for our
profession. All he is afraid Of Is our prac,
tice
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

One Of the hardest things to do ia to be
lieYe that the man Is honest who doesn't
look at things rs We do.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

When we remember that our words may
influence people Tor eternity we ought TO
be very careful how we speak.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

A gourd with q neck collar like serpent
In the act Of striking, is boosted curiosity
In Mt Holly n C.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12

A CURE for nearly ali the common Ills -
what, doctors? Pshaw Take Beecham's
Pills For sale by all druggists. % cents.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-12-12
Two Things
In Regard 70 Catarrh

Tst, " - "a Constitutional Dfsrasei ~Hd
I'd, II Requires . C0HsfiiH-
tfOaaE Kennedy.
These Two fa1ts nov 80 veil known 70 thu
medical fraternity that local spplieatloas Ike
suu.'- aod inh.lants regarded as q best likely
20 give only temporary relief. 70 effect PermA-
asus cure Of Cstarrh requires constitutional
remedy like Hoods s4rsapsrila Fhice BY purify
ing the blood repairing the diseased Tissues. sad
iuparting healthy tone b. tho affected organs does
give thorough and lasting
~ -sBt 70 say that Hood. Sar.spsriliA IL per-
asnsnt cure tor sstarri. AIR AunsrnE Nth
eaL4rrh for many rsarz, I rsqussi@d % take
Hoods Sarsaparilla
vnd aftsr usit z tbrss four bottles sm hsssd of
ths most annoying disease tbs bnmsn systsm t.
hsir 70" p B. sroUr. sheridan, lad
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1891-03-07
Queer Botany az the Hub.

There is man in our town who is not
wondrous wise, although he makes
heroic efforts to keep up appearances
He has recently acquired wealth and
has lately added a well-stocked conser.
vatory to his establishment. This he
was not long since exhibiting to party
of visiting friends with pride. What
is that?" asked n lady pointing to a Ger.
tain plant. Mr. P was non-plussed for
a moment, but, quickly recovering. he
answered with much gravity That,
madam, is an exceedingly rare specimen
of the Encyclopaedia britannica ~
Boston Record
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1891-03-07
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

-'T sec your literary society has .
new building When is It going to be
opcned?" "Just as soon as the running
track Is completed. ."-Brooklyn Life.
-Teacher-"Tommy, will you give
an example of tautology?" Tommy
"Saw one in our paper this morning.
1t spoke of n 'brainless dude. '"-lndian-
apolis journal.
-"Suggest a motto for my new busi-
ness venture, will you, Miss AgnesP"
"What is the business?" "a dairy
farm" "Then suppose you take let
we'll ne'."-Jester.
--"I am thinking OF going into the
goose-feathcr business, remarked Snod-
grass. "Youll never succeed in it,"
predicted his wife "Why?" because
it requires pluck. Epoch.
Gratifying Success.-Footliytes--
"Was your performances of Othello in
Chicago succcss?" Stager-''Yes, a
brilliant one. got plenty of applause,
and Mt the end of the play the audience
insisted on calling for the author."-N.
Y. Sun.
-"lt's very queer, isn't it, John, that
they can't find the North Pole?" "Yes,"
he replied; but if they ever do I'll bet
the teleg raph companies IL have wires
fastened all over it in less than no time"
Washington Post.
It's there any sign by which your
missing wife may be idcntifed?" asked
the chief detective. 81 don't know. un-
less this: She always turns round when
another woman with new bonnet on
Dl,H,1n1,@l,;o
No Cause for Alarm. - Arthur
every time meet you experience a
most peculiar sensation; my head seems
all in n whirl." Madgc-"Don't let that
worry you; there's nothing in it,
Brooklyn Earle.
! The cuneiform inscriptions look like
blind reading to the uninitiated, but as
long as mother can understand what
her year-old baby says, philologists will
be ashamed to give up beaten on the in
scriptions.- Journal.
-''It was n beautiful day when had
my portrait taken," said old General
Geowler. II don't see why we didn't
get likeness" "You must have obeyed
the photographer and looked pleasant"
returned Mrs. G.-Washington Star
Henry" inquired the anxious
wife, what doctor shall call?"
"Send for DR.. Squininc," replied the
sick husband feebly. Hes counting
old Bullions daughter, and old Bullion
is the treasurer of the life insurance
company I'm insured in"
-Hubsand-'I've got terrible cold
this morning" Wife-"Hadn't you bet
ter see the doctor, dear?' Husband
Doctor! What's the use of going to
that expense? Haven't l got scores Of
friends who will tell me what l ought
to take for it?"-Cape Cod Item.
They Don't Match Her Carpets
Mrs. Electricstock-"Joh when you
are fitting up our library l hope You
won't get any of Scott novels" Mr..
Electricstocli-"Why, my dear, are you
prejudiced against the great Wizard?"
Mrs. Electricstock-"It isn't that, but
have never yet seen set of Scotts
novels bound as I would like to have
them. Yankee Blade.