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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
MacOn'e Fair.

The fair at Macon is a creditable one. 1t
is claimed for it that it is equal to any fair
held under the auspices of the state agri-
cultural association. The exhibit of farm
products is excellent, and in all the other
departments creditable showing is made
There ought to be great deal more In
terest taken in county fairs in this state
than there is. A few counties have annual
fairs. and they show the good results Of
them. The farmers are stimulated to i'm
prove their farms and their stock, aud to
cultivate the very best kinds of fruits, grain
and vegetables. The counties in which fairs
are held enjoy the greater degree of pros
perity, and the people have more comfort
able homes and more attractive surround
ings.
The influence of the county fair is not
always apparent. but it exists. Those
counties which do not encourage fairs
make a mistake. The money they cost is
we'll invested.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
An Angry p,plomatist.

! It is reported that our minister TO Spain,
/ Gen. z. Burd Grub, has snu bbed the
/ President and Secretary of State. He OBJ
/ tanned leave of absence some time ago and
returned TO this country to attend to some
personal matters. The usual custom Is for
IA minister at home on leave OF absence to
visit Washington and pay his respects to
the President and Secretary of State This,
it is asserted, Minister Grub has not done.
And it has been given out that he win re-
turn to his post of duty without going to
Washington.
The President, however, is not disturbed
by the snubbing administered to him By
Gen. Z. Burd Grub. II is said that he is
amused. He doesn't care whether the Of
Tended minister calls on him or not And
as for Secretary Blaine, he did not know
that Minister Grub had returned to This
country until bis attention was called to
the matter. 1t is safe to say that he will
not permit the snubbing to cause him to
lose any sleep.
What gave Minister Grub offense is
alleged to be this: The government wanted
a reciprocity treaty with Cuba, ana Minis
ter Grub failed to get it. Ex-Minister
John W. Foster was then sent to Spain 20
negotiate the treaty, and he succeeded in
doing so. Then Minister Grub considered
that he had grievance, and to this griev
ance he gives more attention than to his
wonderful side-whiskers. He will carry it
back to Spain with him and it will render
him entirely useless probably as a repre-
sentative of this country. If the President
should deprive him of his Office he would
serve him about right.
1t is astonishing, however. how he has
got ahead in the world so we'll with such
name as he has His name probably makes
him fretful and that is why he seeks to
snub people. The legislature Of New Jer-
sey would change his name if he
should petition it to do so. He ought to
want it changed. 1t must cause the
Spaniards considerable amusement, espe-
cially since it is closely connected with much
pompous dignity. IL Minister E. Burd
Grub has not succeeded in making a
brilliant reputation as d1plomatisr he has
certainly succeeded in affording the Presi-
dent and Secretary of State some amuse-
ment.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
MEDICAL
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
INDEX 10 INV ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NoTIcEs-As to Crews Norwegian
Banks Bravo. Mustang; Swedish Bark Stells
Morris; and Austrian Bark Me Figlie; AS to Bills
Against British Steamships Amarylls and
BleviIle; Notice. Thomas Z. HEIDI Druggist
Business Change, R. c. Mccall. M. D.; Cargo
of Virginia Salt. Savannah Grocery Company;
State and County Taxes, 1891; Wanted, Houses,
w. K wilkinson. Real Estate Dealer; Book
keeper Wanted.
WE ARE SrocKING-B. II. Levy & Bro.
PUBLIcATIoNs-Plays, Dialogues, etc, T.
Denison. Chicago
CHIFFON LACEs To-DAY-At Altmayer's.
AUCTION SALEs-Sundries, by J. j. Open
helm
SPECIALITY OF WELL MADE CLoTHEs-Falk
Clothing Company.
CaKAP COLUMN ADvERTIsExRNTs-HelpW Want
ID; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale:
Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
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Il Was a Mean Trick

He was very dignif1ed old man. insists the
Chicago Mail, and he sat bolt upright in "a Cot
tage Grove avenue car the other afternoon.
just when 1t looked most like rain. He held a
big silver handled umbrella in his hands and a
suave-looking, rather rakish passenger who
sat beside him, eyed 1t for fun three minutes
before ne finally spoke
II beg your pardon" he began, but am |
right in presuming that umbrella is yours?'
The dignified old gentleman showed away
four inches and glancing down at this space
as though it was an abyss seven miles deep he
informed his interrogation that he was the sole
proprietor OF the article in question
II Thought 3d." murmured the rakish
stranger, II did indeed; the fact, however, that
there are four people in this wide wide world
who carry umbrellas that don't belong to them
prompted the question"
He jumped off at Fourteenth street the next
moment, looking as il he had got in one lick
on general principles below the belt of dis
honest world But the old gentleman swelled
and swelled until everybody in the car expected
every button on bis tightly-closed ulster to fly
on into phlegmatic space
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Thu MORNING News is on file at the following
.laoes. where Advertising Rates and other In
formation regarding the paper can Dc obtained:
NEW YORK CITY
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DAucHY & Co., q Park Place.
J. W. THOMPSON, SO Park Row.
AMxRICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS ASSOCIATION
Potter Building.
PHILADELPHIA
n. W. AVER & Son, Times Building
BOSTON
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. CHICAGO
LosD 4 THOMAS, 45 Randolph street.
CINCINNATI
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NEW HAVEN
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Pretty Rough on the Pedler.

One of Detroit's characters is Col. A Bates,
proprietor OF THE Bates, >" at the corner OF
Woodward and Adams avenues, SAYS the
Detroit Free Press.
Il always did like joke said the colonel
the other evening 10 his front porch group
especially joke on myself. The hardest
knock ever got was down IN Connecticut /
was cigar pedler in those days-droye cigar
team through New England for twenty years
smoke! Well, I'm getting along toward so
years old. and as long as | can remember I've
lit q cigar every morning as soon as got out of
bed, and smoked till midnight as steadily as a
hired man moving in a bayfield, The people
IN New England always knew when Bates was
coming by the smoke from my cigar.
"one night stopped at village avern down
IN the Connecticut valley, where l got first
class supper, clean bed and a breakfast that
makes my mouth water every time think Of
1t = and it was forty years ago IL it was day.
After breakfast l told the laadlady-a
smart, bustliuR, fine looking woman, with
cheeks like the skin Of a peach, and a figure
hke-hke-well, supply your own comparison
to get out my horses.
!" All right she said, IN tell my husband
There he Is now. Here Jake, she called, come
and hook up this pedlers team.
Heaven and earth, madam l yelled
That's not you husband is il? Why, dang it.
he's blackern my hat! How did such a good
looking woman as you are come to marry that
darky!'
We'll. il You must know she explained,
my Oldest sister married pedler. and after
that family disgrace younger girls had to
take up with what we could get. '"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
Mistaken About Miss Prof Mitchell

mistaken About Miss Prof. Mitchell.
Here is a story told of Prof Maria Mitchell.
After Prof Mitchell resigned from Vassar Col
lege she went to live in Philadelphia, says the
Chicago Herald. Two of her old pupils, resid-
ing in the Quaker City. determined to call upon
their former professor immediately
On the way to the hotel where Miss Mitchell
was staying the Two ladies' debated with them
selves in what form it would be better to put
their inquiry.
If they asked for Prof Mitchell, the clerk not
having had the superlative advantages of Vas
sar, would probably say that there was no such
gentleman IN the house. On the other hand
how could they SO lower the dignity of their
dearly beloved professor by inuuiring if Miss
Mitchell were at home?
The question was truly a stupand0uS one and
after being argued pro and con 1t was finally
decided in favor of the miss. The Ignorance
OF the clerk was a fact and not to be gausaid
Accordingly. the ladies', on reaching the hotel.
walked up to the man at the desk and inquired
for Miss Mitchell. Much to their CONSERVATION
they were told that there was no such person in
the house.
Il am sure she is here, said the lady
Pardon me. madam" replied the urbane
clerk, perhaps you have made a mistake
your friend may be stopping at some other
hotel"
NO, she is here;' and forthwith was given a
most accurate description of the distinguished
lady. Light began to dawn in the mind of the
puzzled young man.
II beg your PARDON you mean Prof. Nit
chell; certainly she is staying with u.s. your
pardSsn
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Quite commotion will probably be Gre
ated in the very rich society of New York
by the 100000 damage suit that
Miss Dresser has just brought against the
Edison Electric Light Company of New
port. 1t may bring a number of the Van
derbilts and Astors upon the witness stan
as her injuries were sustained by attending
Vanderbilt ball at Newport in August of
last year. Quite conspicuous feature of
the occasion was the lighting of the spacious
grounds surrounding the Vanderbilt cot
tage by electricity. Shortly after mid
night Miss Dresser called her carriage and
started to return home. AS the carriage
was passing the electric light engine the
horses became unmanageable aud dashed
away. So very severely was Miss Dresser
injured that she did not take any active
part in the gayeties Of Newport during the
balance of the season. These pains and de-
privations are what she now suggests that
the Edison people shall pay Cor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Two New York admirers of a high-kick-
ing soubrette recently entered into bout
in which they poked aud pounded each
other with fencing foils until one Mr.. Syl-
vester Beebe was quite severely injured by
Mr.. Frank o. Bloodgood after they had
both lost their tempers and all sense of pro-
priety and their portentious imitation duel
had degenerated into regular pounding
mill so far as foils could be used as batter
ing rams. Had the foils been heavy enough
they might have completely demolished
each other il the simultaneous realization of
their danger had not prompted them both
to flight.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Since the niokel-in-the-slo machines got
to vending cigars they have bucked against
the revenue regulations 80 hard as
TO elicit a snort from the collector
of Chicago. What he wants is a
chance to examine the stamps on the boxes
and see that they are properly Cancelled.
For this purpose he recommends that the
contrivauces be SO modified as to have
glass eye as it wore for him to peep through.
With such an arrangement to throw some
light upon the sort of cigar one shall get
for his nickel the owners would also
satisfy the buyer and make the machine
more pleasing to look upon.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
a Newspaper SENSATION

"Have you heard the news?" said the new re
porter to the veteran city editor.
"What news" inquired the veteran, coldlv.
"Why, old man Miyuns daughter jumped
into her pops carriage yesterday evening and
eloped with the coachman, =" ratified off the re.
porter exciiedly.
remarkable in that"
Amt there:" shifted the reporter incredul-
ously. what do You call remarkably"
"Wen, 1t would have been something like if
the girl had jumped into the coachmau and
eloped with tue carriage, for instance You
don't cali your story news, do you? Bah. you'd
better brace up. Give it five lines and hustle
ont again" and the Detroit Free Press veteran
grabbed his blue pencil and resumed his labors
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Williams New Imperial Whispers.

From ths 81 Louis Post Dispafoh (Den.l
The Emprrss Augusta did not fancy Emperor
Nilhelnl's beard, aud ~ a dufifui busba6d be-
has sacrifice H. Tie cable brings the neWs
that on her ssd birthday be presented himself
20 bor with . smooth faos. aud was received
WITH cOngratuiatory delight Nos lef German
bsards he EiYea - the Winds, the poor fellows
sho Wcre arrested Tor tsklng q humorous vls1
u us eal peror's atubble hfd b. FsioaAaa tha
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No Mora

From the Washing ton Star.
The girl we knew has fed from view,
The flight we must deplore.
And lots of things she used to do
She doesn't any more.
She used to gambol on the beach
Where waters fiercely roar,
And galy fly the breakers reach;
She doesn't any more.
She oft would list to words of love
That Herbert used to pour
Into her ear as they would rove;
She doesn't any more.
Her dress came high about her throat
Upon the pebbly shore,
But in the ballroom now you note
II doesn't any more.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Again that freak Of q fiend known to the
history of European horrors as Jack the
Ripper has manifested his presence by
Strengthening another woman. This time
he has begun business in Berlin. Now
Kaiser Bin has the chance of his lifetime to
show whether he is half as sharp as he
thinks he is
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
Reforming for Revenna.

From the Indianapolis Sentinel (Dem.l
IL is interesting 10 note in connection with
the republican fight for honest government"
In New York that Mr.. Fassett, the republican
candidate for governor. was a member OF the
executive committee OF the republican national
committee which paid such fulsone eulogies to
Quay and Dudley when these two emipent
boodlers resigned last summer Appearing
thus suddenly as a reformer entities Mr. Fassett
10 be known ~ e lightning change artist.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

All this talk about the Italian govern
ment soaring Pope Leo out of Rome and
the hoodoo Of hts number XIII. seems to
be largely the work of fevered imaginations.
Apparently the pope has but little more
reason to leave Rome now than he had ten
years ago Really such a thing seems
absurd Though the Italian government
honors the papal tenure OF a thousand
years. in the vatican there is probably no
other country that would allow him TO set
up a separate government within its do
miuions.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

According to the Geographic reports the
attorneys for Mrs. Hopkins drew larger
salaries than the President of the United
States. Nevertheless they were not sharp
enough to avoid the trap of country attor-
ney to make them produce their books in
violation of all customary exemptions re-
speoting the confidence of attorney and
nlianf
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

MALI. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
NJ the MORNING News, Office q Park ROW.
view York. All advertising business outside OF
.,s states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Nina vii be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Berlin socialists are distributing their pro-
hibited literature through peddlers, who sell
TO the rustics portraits of the emperor, saints
or pope, with socialistic legends on the backs.
Bssides they have almanacs with their doc,
trines cleverly hidden among the advertise
ments and representations. Sharp fellows
these socialists
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Just as the MORNING NEWS predicted
there is now apparent some slight difficulty
between the United States and Mexico
about the way in which those Mexican SOL
diers dispatched two American voters along
with their festivities over the obliteration
of a Mexican government meat contractor.
Therein they allowed their overweight en-
tbusiasm to carry them too far.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Candor compels the perennially chatty
DIR. ChAuncey Depew 70 declare his belief
that Flower will carry New York by the
enormous majority Of 100000 But cooler
judgment should induce the doctor 10
reduce that magnificent result by at least
1900. Whatever his majority may be- the
M0RNISG NEWS is disposed 30 think that
the plurality o. Flower viii be about 81 900.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Big Mr.. Tommie Reed is going out to
Ohio to plaster his favorite brand of hoodoo
upon Candidate Mckinley. But even the
Maine fat man cannot add much to the
powerful defeat that High Tariff Nc has
secured to himself.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Curing cattle of Spanish fever by saving
of their horns seems curious to the point
of the incredible. But it Is said TO have
worked like q charm at the Cincinnati
stock yards.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Lately the statement has been made that
the " Inmsns and cunards are rivals far
ocean supremacy Possibly that is the
reason why their ocean nyers alias grey
bounds have LATELY begun 70 ruthiessly Tua
ionn Inaller craft
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Paying the Penalty OF Crossina a Platt.

From the Providence Journal (Irld).
Warner Miller has returned from bis tour
among the efets rulers Of Europe and will re-
sumo his fallen attitude outside the breast
works. The role is somewhat cramped, but he
imparts to it as much dignity as is consistent
with the lugubrious surroundings.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Pennsylvania republicans are having
such q hard uphill souffie this round that the
people over IN New Jersey imagine they
have heard porpoises in the Delaware
river. Robust granting tn at
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Notwithstanding all the lively soldering
that France is doing she is still providing
for handsome exhibit at the Chicago
worlds fair.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

The road congress meets in Atlanta to-
day ahd very interesting congress II
promises to be. The great want Of Georgia
is good roads.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Registration in New York is said to be
the largest in years and indications ppint
straight at pretty smart tussle when the
parties get to working at the polls
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

When Secretary Blaine proceeds 20 thrill
the country with his masterful management
of the grave Chilean complications it were
ss well for the country to bear In mind that
Il was the present administrators lack Of
perception that laid basis for a Chilean
imbroglio and that same administration
own Pat Egan that precipitated it by his
very peculiar course of procedure.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28
CURRENT COMMENT.
Results Are Far Reaching

From the Chicago Ners Ind.).
The rainmakers appear to be mseting With
the greatest success They blew up several
hundred dollars worth of dynamite in Houston,
Tex. the other day and there followed a heavy
rainfall in Portland, Me.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-28

Among the attractions at the worlds
fair will be Moorish palace In which there
will be a pile Of a. 900 900 in gold in a
strong cage. This pile will rest upon a fire
and burglar proof vault By pressing al
electric button the entire pile Will fall into
the vault and the doors vail spring shut
pnder TIE direction d Artist Henry ELI
on TIE Smithsonian Institution Is preparing
payer maehe nodes representing the seal
end sainls fisheries on the Alsskan coast
Gate unique eEhihits.