The Portland daily press., 1891-10-20
The EaIr QphelIa,

The Fair Ophelia.
81 thought thy brde-bed to have decked, sweet
maid,
And not have strewed thy grave"
The Danish queen was not an exemplary wife,
but doubtless sincere in her grief Ophelia'a
death. In every land we see the purest and
sweetest of Eyes daughters gathered to early
graves. A perfectly reliable cure for female CON-
plants, is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription a
medicine beyond all praise, which has saved many
young life threatened by the insidious approach
of disease. For chrome female arrangements,
weak back, lassitude, nervousness and poor ap-
petite, it is without an equal generous tonic, a
safe nervine, purely vegetable, and warranted to
give satisfaction, or the price tSl.00) refunded.
This guarantee Is always adhered to. or drug
gists
Chappe-I cawn't get the impression out of
me mind that I've forgotten something.
Dumley-Not your fawsk?
Chappie-No, nor me loading tools, nor me COM
pass. Here are me cleaning implements, shell
now. have left me gun at homei Deucedly
awkward, isn't it?-BroOkyn Life
Pain from INDIGESTION, dyspepsia, and
too heavy eating is relieved at once by taking one
of Carter's Little Liver Pills Immediately after
dinner Don't forget this.
A Definition.
"Defne the word antidote," said the professor
addressing the class in pharmacy.
"f you dote on a girl and she dotes on some
other fellow, her d0te Is all antdOte to your dote
answered one OF the young men solelnny.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Buckinghams Dye is the best preparation made
IN nn1n shnA IL.
Mr.. Laman-Why do you always question pa
tienis so closely about what they eat? Does the
information you get help you to diagnose their
cases?
DIR. Emde-Oh, moi But by doing so am en-
aDled TO guess what their station in life is, and
how mucn fees can probably get out of them.-
Puck.
To cure ANY scrofulous disease or humor, try
Ayers Sarsaparilla. 1t cleanses the blood.
Lawyers and Damages.
Lawyer (triumphantly)- y)-Goodness! we have
won. The Jury rendered verdict giving my
Client, Jones, $4,000 damages.
now pay you that fifty dollars he owes you.
Lawyer-N0-0. PIN afraid not; he has to pay
the costs OF the suit-Iima (O.) Daily Times.
Will positively cure sick headache
and prevent its return. Carters Little Liver
Pills. This is not talk, but truth. One pill
DOSE See advertisement Small pill Small
dose. Small price.
Read His Thoughts.
my wife can tell my wishes blythe very ex-
preston of my eye. never need speak"
."Nonsensel That will do in novels, but in real
Fact, assure. know she must guess my
wishes, because she always goes and does Just the
ontrary."-Philadelphia Times.
When began using Ely's Cream Balm my
catarrh was SO bad had headache the whole
time, and discharged large amount of filthy
matter. That has almost entirely disappeared
and have not had headache since.-J. III. Som
mers, Stephney, Conn.
Philanthropic Client.
ClIent-Your fee is exorbitant. 1t didn't take
you day to do the work.
Lawyer-lt is my regular fee. am not charg-
ing you for time but for the cost of my legal edu-
cation.
Olient-well, give me a receipt for the cost of
your education, so the next fellow won't have to
pay for it, toO.-Boston Herald.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is the quickest cure for all
blood diseases Its effects are always beneficial.
best of Uncle Dicks legacy, old boy is that it will
give me chance to see Europe.
Rambo-I thought you went abroad three years
ago?
Slmmerson- but that was honeymoon
tour-Smith, Gray & Co.'S. Monthly.