The Sully County watchman. (Clifton, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1894, 1891-12-05

| Speaking of the man i'm the moon.
the general impression is that he is not
in it.-Ptttsburg Chronicle.
When it comes to question of so
ciety the best is not always the cheap
est.-RochcStcr Post t-Erprcss.
Adam-''Whv did YOU take the APP
ple?" Evc-"The serpent assured me
it was going at bargain."-N y.
Herald
First Vet-"Was you shot at Bull
Rnn?' Second Vct-''No; was on
the dead run when shot."-M Y.
Herald.
Married people, it is said, live longer
than single ones. 1t seems longer
anyway, to unhappy couples. Boston
| 1raUeticr.
When it is said of man that he is
dyspeptic people begin to wonder if
his wife writes novels or votes.-
AtchiSon Globe.
The eye may be the window of the
soul, but frequently the stock does not
come up to the window display
| indianapolis journal.
There are so many people in the
world who laugh all the way home,
and stop as soon rs they reach the
door.-AtchiSon Globe.
The woman lives the longest. For
any live veteran soldiers long since
dead there is an average of hundred
and ility-two widows.-Judgc.
There is one good thing about The
osophy. Nobody expects Theosophist
to be able to define exactly what he
believes. S0merUiGc JOHrHa.
Somebody has said that the man
who pays his rent must hustle and the
man who doesn't pay his rent is
obliged to keep moving.-LyItn Tenn.
First Actor-"Did you have II good
run in the westp" Second Ditto
Yes; sixteen miles, with the landlord
and the sheriff in hot pursuit. ."-BoSton
lraUeiicr.
1t is when lady enters n crowded
horse-car that the man who has Il seat
really feels that he is getting his
moneys worth out of "A newspaper
Etmtra Gazette.
There are men aud men, as there are
sandwiches aud sandwiches. There's
nothing in some of them. and in Others
the more there is SO much the worse.
boston Transcript.
The writer who said You nav pol
ish copper as long as Won like. but
you cannot make sovereign of il, ~
didnt know that the New York police
men rule the city.-Lye.
Farewell" said the poet to his man
uscript, aS he sealed it for the mails.
No" returned the manuscript, feel
ing its own Weakness mot farewell. |
au revor."-A J. San.
That Statue OF Liberty" said Mrs.
BIuAnm, is very appropriately posed, |
standing. of course. Uncle Sam isn't |
getting mp to give his seat to anybody |
these days. ~. Y. SWa
'Ah. good morning" said the early |
bird 10 the worm. Looking for "A |
joh?" That's what. Anything | can |
do for you?' Yes, ynull about fill |
the bill, | think. ."-SparsS
In the distribution OF vocalions il j.
"A strange fact that the man who could
run "A newspaper to suit every one i
always III some other business than
journalism. Boston 1rlvetlcr.
Can your little brother talk now?"
Yes. lie can say some words real
we'll" ''Nhat are they?' Il don't
know. They're words never heard be.
fore. "-AoHpcrS lOu1sJ People.
"ShonIer seems to he very much in
icrc>tcd IN labor agitation. Yes; |
cont know "i ANYTHING that seems TO
a4itate him more than the mere
thought oi labor. '- IrasAulgtDu Post.
Mis- Cutclv What do YOU REGARD
as the most diiicnlt s,~p IN the prcr-
resS OF a diamond from the mine to "A
'adr's iin@er?" Jojon Iinsting for
The lucrc To buy it. t.'---JcWcicrS' IIechlg.
We've got man down in Ken
lucky. sab, that's twice the wonder
his man Sneci is" In what re-
'pect?' He has gone fohty-cirht
lours without whisky, sab. ~ T.
Sun.
His Fiancce-"Are You sure you
would loyc me just ~ tcnderly If our
were reversed-if YOU were
'ich and were poor?" Reverse
,ur conditions and try me. ."-Brookiyn
Lye.
Tailor Ito bad-paying dude) Nov,
IN entire suit would cost-well in GER
ain contingencies / might lose-sup-
bose instead OF making the suit for
'ou lend you ten dollars" Fiiegemde
Bldtter.
Woman-''IIavc you no trade"
hungry Higgins--I used to be u coal
lealer mum. but | am a weigh-fairer
low. Ha! ha! ha!' Woman What
re you laughing a,?"-Aldianapotis
'Ourndt.
DE Mascus-"rm reading here about
he land of the midnight sun. but my
reographv's weak. Where is the
,lace?" St. Agedore The land of
he midnight sun? The saloon. of
curse. "-.St. Joseph Net0S.
American (proudly)-"l understand
hat all your sons are engaged To
American girls" Lord Toplolty-"All
'ut one. the eldest He being heir 10
he estate. can afford tn marry an Eng
ish girl. ~. \. Weekly.