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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
What lie Wanted.

81 have come in here, SIR" said the
angry citizen to the superintendent Of
the horse car company, "to get justice.
Yesterday as my wife was getting on to
one of your horse cars, the conductor
stepped on her dress and tore off yard
of it."
"Well, sir calmly replied the super
intendent, Il don't know that we are to
blame for that. What do you expect us
to do, get her a new dressr'
''No, sir, do moi" grimly replied the
other, brandishing in his right hand a
small piece of cloth. What | propose
TO have you do is to help me match this
cloth. Cloak Review"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Notes

d. Il. Brown, travelling auditor Of the
Canadian Pacific, was on the bay.
Pete, the Belgian, charged with assault
and battery on Jean Olympic, appeared
before Judge Williams and was bound
over to await the term OF superior court
In the sum OF 800.
Prof A. Calhoun and Miss Jennie
Morrison were married by Rev. Ronlet
last Wednesday. They are now on their
bridal tour through Oregon.
After some difficulty regarding license
the McManus combination showed TO a
poor house.
The bear case was finally decided in
favor Of the shooter, Mr.. Roessel. and the
Frenchmen will have TO look for another
bear In order to continue business.
The Bellinqham Boy improvement
company will hold their annual meeting
on Tuesday next. Mr.. F. h. Cornwall Is
expected on the bay about that time.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Oriental Lectures

Rev. A. S. Dobies, d. D., Of New York,
is holding lectures in the Trinity NJ. f.
Church. rhe following are his subjects:
Egypt, or the Land Of the Pharoahs;"
"a Thousand Miles on a Cancels Back; "
"Kadesh Barney to Jerusalem" From
Jerusalem to SodOm;" Around the Dead
Sea-" From Jerusalem to the Sea of
Galilee;" Northern Syria" Cyprus
and Asia Minor" From the Golden
Horn to the Hill OF the Nymphs." DIR.
Dobbs has travelled in the Orient; 1,7OO
miles on the River Nile; 1000 miles on a
camePs back; 1900 miles on horseback
200 miles on a donkey's back, and Is most
favorably spoken OF by the press.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

The Federation Of Labor OF BellinQbam
Bay takes this method OF returning It's
most sincere thanks, as a body, to the
proprietors Of the Globe Clothing House
on Elk street, for their handsome dona,
ton OF something over $40 In cash TO our
funds, the same being ten per cent. Of
their cash sales during the first week in
the present month. We heartily recon-
mend that all members of subordinate
unions affiliating with this central body
patronize the above named firm as much
as possible consistent with their dnty 10
other good union firms, The Globe Cloth
ing House carries no class Of goods what
ever except those made by union labor.
and Is, for that reason alone, worthy OF
our best wishes and support.
j. III. RAwIs, President.
j. j. SHtSABAReEB, Secretary. 1881
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Kuner's standard time.


The elegant steamer City Of Seattle will
make a special trip from Anacortes and
Bellingham bay direct across the Straits
10 Victoria Tickets for this special trim
will be sold at the low rate Of $3.50 for the
round trip.
The steamer will leave Victoria on the
return trip, Monday evening, after the
celebration is closed
Tickets on sale by N. ID. Chetham, Sc
home wharf, and city agent Sehome and
Mhatcom; j. A. Borie, wharf agent and
II. q. Greene, city agent, Fairhayen; W,
Il. Stephenson, agent, Anacortes. 1919
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
George Francis Train

A cablegram received by Mr.. Steward
from Vancouver announces the fact that
George Francis Train, the globe grey
hound, reached Yokohama two days and
six hours ahead OF time. The dispatch
reads as follows:
Empress OF India arrived In Yokomama.
beating all previous records two DAYS
and SIX hours.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Mr.. Whitegoods-Really, Mrs. Goldman.
your table seems to be getting poorer every
DAY. Now this chicken is quite spoiled
Mrs. Coldbam-Never mind, NV dear
sir, you can have twice as much 81 a. on
that account.-America
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

we will have a steady stream Of people to
the health giving fountain Of Happy
Valley. IL Is In Fairhaven and Fairha-
ven will soon be sin it."
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Arrangements have been perfected for
memorial service at the pavilion in Fair
haven on May 30. Every member OF the
Grand Army, every federal and confed-
crate soldier In Whatcom county and ad-
Joining counties, are cordially and ear
nestly invited to be present and take part
patriotic citizen is expected to be pres-
emit The procession win form at 1870
and services will begin at D. m. sharp.
A. II. CLARK,
T. W. GILLETTE,
ELI WrIKIN,
lss Committee.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
American District Telegraph

This new enterprise is rapidly nearing
completion. The wires are all up and call
boxes are being placed IN stores and other
establishments The main Office will be
located in the telegraph Office, or the
yiaduct
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
A MINERAL SPRING
Discovered at the East End of Harris
Avenue

There is we'll with an abundance Of
water strongly impresnated with mineral
salts, at the east end OF Harris avenue.
II is of the same properties as the springs
OF HALEY, Idaho. and the Harrison Lake
springs, and Just as soon as II Is put In
proper shape for bathing and drinking,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Excursion to Victoria

On May 22, 20 and "a the Union Pacific
VIII sell tickets to Victoria at one fare for
the round trip, via Port Townsend
Boat leaves at a. IN. Purchasers Of
tickets on the 22d will be able to be
bration
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Use Beggs German Salye for cuts
sores and burns. There Is none better.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
VEGETABLES Finest in the aihron'
'@'Ssu~'Vo market at kulUIVp
Firemenl Notice

Firemenl Notice
Notice is hereby given that an annual
election will be had on the 23d day Of
May, A. d. 1891, for chief and assistant
chief Of the Fairhaven Fire Department
Tor the term OF one year. You will also
take notice that none but certified mem :
bers Of the department will be eligible to
vote at said election. The polls will be
open from O'Clock D. m. to s o'clock D.
m, May %, 1891, at the engine house, cor
ner OF Twelfth and Donovan streets,
Fairhaven, in the Fireman's Hall.
by order OF the board OF fire delegates
Of the Fairhaven Fire department, this
18th day OF May, 1891.
j. Il. MATHEWS, President.
FRED. SToRK, Secretary.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
EVERYBODY Is invited to buy | athrnn's


The ladies Of the Child Of st. Paul
Episcopal church OF New Whatcom invite
all to attend their May festival
on Wednesday evening, May q, 1891, at
the Purdy Opera house. Admission will be
% cents. The entertainment will consist
OF linen sale, pink tea and promen
ade concert, under the direction OF all
the bellies OF New Whatcom. The affair
will be fete and thoroughly enjoyed by
all who will attend. No one should
miss 1t.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Every dog has his day. We have had
ours, now comes your turn. Attend the
great reduction sale at the Red Front,
Holly street, near Elk. 1920
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
crnnknYv Fine assortment for I AZ
o'VvHosy everybody at Iot
What . Fortune

is a good healthy, peariy skin. Few
are aware OF the short time II takes dis
ordered liver to cause blotcbes on the
face and also dark greasy skin. Beggs
Blood Purifier and Blood Maker will re-
store this organ TO its natural and healthy
state and cleanse the blood of oil impur-
lilies. All druggists keep II.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
vapetahlaS Every thing in athrnn's
Vo6vtObtVV SEASON at lUlUIUV .

III you want to rent your house, or have
property to sell, or want to borrow money,
call on Asahel, Dillon & Co., corner Four
tenth street and Mill avenue. .l473
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Star Flour f sSai g u.s e, for larhrop's


Use Beggs Dandelion Bitters for indI.
gestion and dyspepsia and all kindred
diseases
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Now is the time to buy clothing, hats or
shirts. as we are overstocked aud must
sell The Red Front, Holly street, near
Efk 100
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Money to loan on Fairhaven real esta te
Thos. q. Newman, Mason block. l49;
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Money to loan. Asahel Dillon & Co.
Office, corner Fourteenth St and Mil ave.
f9Gs
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Restaurants and boarding I s}hyon'c
heStdutdfftS houses buy al tdttftUP
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Special bargains in real estate, Asahel
Dillon Il Co., Fourteenth vt. and Mil ave.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Look towards East Fairhaven.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

ErncpTias For rich and for athSnn's
S'""S"sS poor at AoWtVP
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Stoves At prices to sell at lathron's

The Red Front will allow car fare, both
ways, on all purchases of Is or over: IL
will pay you to attend their great reduc-
ton sale. 1920
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Look towards East Fairhaven.

--Beggs celebrated family remedies are
Tor sale by all irst-class druggists and
dealers everywhere
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Fairhaven Heights will be placed on
the market May Is. Every lot commands
fine view OF the bay. Terms: inside lots
$40 corners sl2. Abstracts given II de-
sired. W. d. Mackay, Mason block.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

nTncpTips At wholesale and / afhynn,c
o'Ve0''oS retail al lotulup .
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

-Beggs Liver pills are mild laxative
and act directly on the liver and kidneys
as well as on the bowels All druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

Attend the Red Fronts great reduction
sale; 1t is killer; bargains for all. Holly
street. 1870
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22

If you have not time to visit Office at
mill, please leave memorandum of your re-
qulrements at Office of Fai.haven Land COM
pany, addressed to
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-22
Cl0Sinp flut All stoves and | aihrnn's
o'VSN"6 wv hardware at LoiHup

Look towards East Fairhaven. .
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20

somewhere" is the pockets of the people?
 Do they know that if in addition to other levies taxes should be wrested from the people for this purpose, con fiscation of the private property Tn the country would but mildly eX- press the result? Or do they not know anything of practical charac- ter worth knowing.
 l Besides, how would the people be benefited by reducing the Peoples s party platform to practical fact? In the first place the centraization of power in the hands of a few would so increase as to render 1t absolutely re- sistless. The effects of Govern ment patronage, now so justly con demned and so injurious to the peo- ole. would be increased q hundred fold. The strength of the individual citizen would be so dwarfed as to leave him powerless. Instead of the people being recognized and bene- fitted they would suddenly realize that they had exchanged their equal ity for a master who cared little for 1 their troubles.
 Another point is here suggested l If the people, who now make and unmake Presidents and Congress- es, who possess the ballot as a scourge for punishihg unfaithful ser wants, and who know that Congress has power to regulate and control the country's transportation within constitutional limits, can not now find justice, how can they expect to find It by transferring control of all the railways steamboats, telegraphs and telephones to the cntralizcd, now too powerful executive department oi the government?
 Their act would be divesting them selves of the power now theirs tc influence legislation and punish olil- cial neglect of duty. It would be virtual surrender of the hold they now have on the vust machinery o1 whose improper uses they now com plain. It is singular fact that, in the name of the people, the managers of the Peoples party demand chan ges that. if made, would reduce them to vassalage. They have nothing tc offer the people but measures certain to end in wholesale bankruptcy, ruin and utter loss of power as citizens to reform abuses in government.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20

Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the world-famed remedy for all chronic weaknesses and distressing arrangements so common to Ameri- can women. It IS potent, invigor- ating, restorative tonic, or strength giver, imparting tone and yigor to the whole system. For feeble wo- men generally, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon. Gudranteed to give satis- faction in every case, or money re- funded. See guarantee printed on bottle-wrapper.
 A Book of l6o pages, on "Wo- man: Her Diseases, and How to Cure them," sent sealed, in plain envelope, on receipt of ten cents, in stamps. Address, Worlds Dispen- sary Medical Association, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
Geographical Misnomers.

Cape Breton is not a cape, but an island
 The scilly islands are not lnhabi- ted exclusively by ignorant persons. Hamburg is not the cnred-pork centre of Europe.
 New York is getting quite old.
 People have no more holidays at Hohdaysburg than at any oher town in the country.
 Babylon was not noted for babies. TayIortown is not good place to buy your clothes.
 Ncwcomcrstown O., belongs to the old settlers.
 The doctors do no more lancing at Lansing than any other town ln Michigan.
 Uniontown has no more marriages than any other city of it's size.
 Skye is low place. Newfoundland was discovered a long tune ago.
 Boston is not really the hoss town The Appenines are not any hap pier than any other number.
 Wheeling, W. Va, is not center of bicycling. - Drake's Magazine.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
A FINE ADVERTISING MEDIUM.

Few papers better opportunity advertisers to reach the ctua than the NrNE having between 200 and 1900 bona circulation Nevada and territory contiguous Our mail book open for inspection of ayeserrs Rates made known application
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
DON'T USE

filled with poisonous germ matter is like water on the forked tongues of flaming fire It subdues the evil instantly, eveh when other medicines have failed. Again, Bulls Sarsaparilla is frequently used aftef the system has become poisoned by the use of mercury and potash. It quickly eliminates these mineral poisons from tho system, thus preyen-inE and curing mer- cyrial rheumatiSm, potash sores etc. In pll syphilitic and scrofulous affections, Bulls Sarsaparilla is a true panacca. The sequelw of blood poison, such as salt rheum, eczema kings evil scald head, bois, carbuncles, itch, sores, rheumatism, neuralgia etc. all permanently disappear if the use of BuIlS Sarsaparilla is con- nnnel q snLllnLnul lnMnih of limn.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
A Demands" Practical Results.

We demand government owner ship of all means of transportation and communication between and by the people of the United States.
 Thus runs the Ohio Peoples party platform, recently adopted in Spring field.
 This means that the government shall own all the railroads, all the stcamboats, all the tclegraph lines and all the telephone lines m the United States.
 Have the men who formulated these demands even shadow of the slightest conception of the sum in money required for their purchase We assume they do not propose that these vast and costly properties shall he seized and conliscated.
 Has ii ever occurred to them that the many billions of dollars their purchase would require must he ob- tained somewhere, and tbat the
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
The Slaves of the Tariff.

The following is an extract from a speech made by Hon. Frank NJ. Hurd, of Ohio, and pointedly shows the slavery to which victims of pro- lection are subjected:
 On what ground shall the Govern mcnt interpose to help the business of one at the expense of another 1! For you cannot increase the price of the goods of the seller without com polling the man who buys them to pay it. l deny the right of the Gov ernmcnt to build up one man at the expense of another. If l am com pelled by legislation to pay Sl3O for ] that which otherwise would cost me only S1OO, the seller has been armed with the taxing power of the Govern ment to take from me SjO for his own benefit. l deny the right of the Government to surrender the taxing power to an individual. deny the right of the individual to exercise 1t. When man has earned days wa ges they are his own, and he ought to have the right to eXpend them where he pleases, and where in his 1 judgment they will do the most good.
 If have by days labor earned Sl, it is my own. It represents the l toil, the anxeties, the life of one day. It is all that have in matcri- al product to represent that day. With that dollar l go to purchase from Frenchman the article which 1 wish. The contract is about to be consummated, but the Government of the United States steps in with its power and says: "iou shall not ] buy of this Frenchman you must buy of an American "a man, say, who manufactures this article at Providence, R. l. l go to him with my dollar and propose to buy the article which for. that sum l could l have obtained from the Frenchman. No" says the manufacturer, II 1 charge more than a dollar for this ar ticle; you must pay me two dollars.
 If l would purchase from the American must go back to my toll, and another day must go out of my life in order to get the additional dollar. earn 1t and with it l buy the article from the American.
 What is the signiiance of this transsot,0ni By the power of the law have been compelled 10 worN one day against my will for the bene- ] fit of the American manufacturer. A my effort and all my toll for that day have been made his. In other words, for one day ] have be- come his slave. Heamight just as we'll have awakened me in the morn ing hour and under the whip and the spur and the lash have compelled me 10 work for him until the setting of the sun as to do what he has done Every dollar of increase of price which the pro,sotiye tariff occasions is day of slavery.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
L.E..L-... L-E ll-MnEI

',H. f.t.I. e.. N,N. Nav. ..-. a''.at ...i'h ttr-,t .'ur-- and fUti ..H...r ttl .l uH n. T had almost ..... |. .l..a enumerated !iiH -.......- arya I.Hrs ltrlri jf aHd tu.l t't v,s ht.ucit aack !, ... Ilur,. ..r. far. 2. f.-t- IHpfl.H.. If t..t. .... ... ffr.'l
 O-t..trE PANIA.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
ARD POTASH,

II. E. Walton, Cairo, H., writes: eN- perirucrd the horrors of blood poison for four long years. had three running sores oh my body as luig" o~ my hand that would never heal, and over a dozen smaller unCs My hair aud eye bru'ys and Whlskers all came out and l looked like perfect scare crow l hecamr dis outraged trying medi- cine, hut us a last hupr tried Bulls SarSa pA- rilla. The usr ot -> bottle, made me well. but there are scars on my body that look like they had been huruS.'
 sp Caildreu like Dr. John Bull's Worm DcstroyeTs They taste good and never fail to remove worms if there are any. Price 2 cents. Try them.
 as- The drH1aad for ~mitL 6 Tonic syrup is uneaNNll"d bS any Utust 7'I!il medicine made My sales art iluuruso. HJ DrchCT, Lcesb9rs, III.
 JoHN D. PNK & SONS, lIh-}Nalf 4Qruts, To, TT and ls9 sycamore ~t, Cincinnati, 0.
 i3I
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
PRESCOTT.
roR SALr..IN pRlScorr.

FOR SNLL--lN PRESCOTT:
 Pritchard Residence and , acres on East Main street.
 A four room residence and two lots north of the public school house.
 II unimproyed lots in Brad Scott's and Wnrrrn's additions to Prescott. Slo00 down and balance m monthly instIIments The Clark placc, newly repaired and put in good condition; l20 by flo feet: also
 acres north of the Prescott Lumber Co.'S blaming mill, and on terms to suit purchaser IN COUNTRY:
 John Martin farm, 260 acres with good house and barn, and loo acre- open land for sale very cheap.
 The Ben Stanley farm, 200 acres. two good houses and 1 l0aercs ia Il high state of eultl- vation.
 The Rosa Campbell farm, 2i0 acres, A very fine larn-wel improved.
 The famous Bigg, lands; 5000 acres for sale in quarter or half quarter sections, one mile from Prescott: 2i0 only four-lfths of a mile from the depot ut Prc,rott- the Pritchard tract-and joining on the south is 320 acres known as the Smith tract
 so acre, fine hin and creek bottom land, near Emmet, part Of the McDougald land. The Noteworthy place, 2l0 acres, one mile north of Emmet
 The old McMillan farm place, 2l0 acres, near Gleuyllc--yery cheap.
 2s0 acres near Brower- new mill.
 900 acres at Bluff City, so acres in culti4a- tion--a good well ou the place.
 leo acres, nine miles northwest of town good tilable sandy land.
 62 acres two miles s0utheast of town, with good three room residence and thirty cres Il cultivation.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
SUPERIORITY.
Not Equality, but true Superiority over
 all other Blood Remedies

Mercury enters into the composition of many blood medicines, while with others ipdide of potash is the principal ingre- dient Both these substance, are poisons
 and while in some instances they lessen tbe severity of the rayages of blood poison, their use in the end are more hurtfu! than otherwise Bear in mind Dr. John Bulls Sarsaparilla is strictly a veg s,abla com rpurJ vpt ite effect on blopd
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
NEW PROUTY POWER PRESS.

THE PICAlUNE all homo local wei equipped printed paper the State inch Peerless job mailing machine and job type latest designs 
 PIC Al NE devoted to the best interests of all classes and week. Out readers 1G OUMNS OF READING NATTER much local country. All departments will the stand SUBSCRIPTION PRICE nominal S50 year. In this cnlghtenc should take plenty of newspapers and especially his home county there No county paper. All afford take the Irc, high and selections, besides its full local and editorial make it specially fitted for the home circle
 TIE PICAYUNE thoroughly and heartily DNocAre politics will full duty the the It Democratic the
 people and always the The right condemn will whenever aSiOnI demand
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
MERCURY

W. A, smith, paducah Ky, writes;
 "I was down sick with malaral fever for over a month. The doctor gave me too much cnlomel and mercury, and when l began tO get better rheumatism set In, and my left leg was made crooked 1 thought 1 would be a cripple for life, but an acqu6int- ancc got me to use Bull \ SarSaparilla. which gave me strength and cured my rheuma- tism and now my leg k uearly straight annin nnl 1 NNnlII Ll N-t- rnlIlLlN.M
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20

HAD TIE pISWfD Errr-" t.r.otrl1'7. Grr're rr . Ift.. "9r. '. .i1ap. ...suH.Uu1 ie.t.r HHve. &vr,t .rt- ls .u. '". 'A.. Hs- 5"df,a q H. N0aI- H.. ..u -..i l.r , ltsf.. i.....G. G.f. - lu''lr.
 E...l, med L-u-. t. J -4IdJE.
Nevada County picayune., 1891-08-20
for Infants and Children.

Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, DiarrhTa. EIuctation, Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes h
 geStion,
 Without injurious medication. 'uE CESTAUR COMPANY, 2 Murray Street, N. Y.