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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

lated the sacred books Of India and found
ed the present system Of philology.
ls05-General William Eaton, with motley
force Of Americans, Greeks and Arabs,
stormed and captured Derne, Tripoli; first
time the United states flag was raised
over a foreign fertilization.
Is63-Colonel Strcight started on his raid from
Tuscumbia, Ala: captured Maya; on the
same day General Stoneman began his
raid in Virginia.
g7O-Reyolution in Venezuela successful; Cen
eral Guzman Blanco made provisional
president.
Is.3-Commodore John II. Aulick, U. s. NJ
died aged 81.
Is75-w. Winwoode Reade, author, died in
England.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

tlkes his last long ride and then he will
not be particular.
An exchange has an article headed,
"Shall We Dancer" If that editor goes
fooling around the forthwith end OF
wasp, or other bird Of that nature, we u
see if he don't dance. And when the
gentleman in blac' gets him and stands
on one Of those intense griddle' of his, he
will be likely to do both a song and a
dance.
When one is up to his ears in debt, he
nose all about it.
1t is a paradoxical fact that a good,
plain cook" is frequently quite pretty.
One OF the surest ways TO make small
boys trousers fit to his satisfaction is to
have the pockets deep enough.
Perhaps the proverbial good nature OF
the shoemaker is superinduced by the
fact that hill shoes are always soled as
soon as they are finished.
A self-alleged poet told a young lady
that he lived by his pen. Whereupon she
very frankly remarked that he looked as
il he lived on it.
1t is a queer fact that to throw cold
water on bore will frequently dry hin
up, and at the same time it dampens his
ardor.
80
An enterprisng butcher near Seattle
has built a log house from the sale o
sausage, and it is a suggestive fact tina
the bark is still on the logs.
Many a man stands straight who /
very crooked. Uprightness is not alto
gether matter of posture, though /
generally controls ones standing, and hi
/ walk through life controls both.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

German poet, born. pA'iD "O"h'
lodge OF independent Order Odd
Fellows in the United States organized at
the Seven Stars tavern, Second street, Bal
timore-"W ashington Lodge, No. l."
Farrar Browne c'Artemus Wardp
born at Waterford, Ne; died 1857.
at Cape Girardeau, Mo.
near Alexandria, La; Banks re-
treating with heavy loss; ludicrous at
tempt OF Confederate infantry TO capture
a gunboat; Steele's command in battle
samn dnN AT Mnrn creek ARK.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
SITUATIONS WANTED

4 YOUNG man, scandinavian" wants to
y keep "a small set Of books. from one 20
three hours each day, OF Office work; gradu-
ated from Curtiss Commercial College. Min
neapolis, MINI. in 1857; good references.
Address p. o. box No Z. 1881
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

Lieutenant Totten, Of Yale college,
concludes that the sum Of all scrip
tural prophesies is that the world will
come to an end in 1899. We might
suggest that these prophecies have nc
reference to the earth, the planet on
which we live, but to the race Of man.
Geologic evidences prove conclusiyely
that new species of animals are con-
stantly coming into existence, while
other species become extinct. But
before we accept Lieutenant Totten's
calculations we must know the basis
Of both his and the calculations of
the Bible prophets. From what basis
do they calculate?
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

The German sugar beet is grown on
soil less rich and in climates less
kindly than our western and north
western states possess, The German
sugar industry is the creation of a
wise system Of governmental boun-
ties. For many years every pound
Of beet sugar produced in Germany
was a loss to the manufacturer, who
was recouped by the government.
The industry now is one Of the most
profitable in the empire. In addition
to the United States bounty Of 2cents,
the states Of Kansas and Nebraska
offer bounties of from to cents per
pound on all sugar raised within their
limits. They are bidding for a share
of the profits that come from the
SIG, 100000 yearly paid by the people Of
the United States for foreign grown
beet sugar.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

Eastern Advertisers T IaD,i sPe Si East at
ern advertisers is called to the FAIRHAvEN
HERALD as a iudicious advertising medium
Heretofore no foreign advertising Of any de-
scrlption has been received.
IontpaCtSl received through all the re-
Sohtl uOtSl spOnsible eastern advertising
agencies
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

tween corporations and organized
labor are often of very great interest
to the public in that they obstruct
business, injure commerce and ruin
trade. Why not try a national labor
bureau or court Of arbitration, and if
it works well establish a department
Of labor, as we have Of agriculture,
with cabinet officer?
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

A year ago a bushel Of corn would
buy two pounds Of sugar; now it will
buy ten pounds, and all on account Of
the Mckinley bill.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
He Took a Chance

A gentleman in this city who was an
official in the city Of Washington at the
time when Boss Shepard was making
Washington the most beautiful city in
the world and the people there were
"cussin" him for it, tells OF an incident
that came within his knowledge which
exhibits Shepard's goodness OF heart.
lone day." says our friend, there came
into the office of the District Secretary a
specimen Of the shabby genteel, whose
appearance was near approach to that
Of the ideal tramp. He bore note from
Boss Shepard which read, Dear Ed
Turn out some well-to-do fellow and give
this poor cuss a chance The poor cuss
looked so 'onery' that the secretary, eying
him with disgust, said, Your name is "a
be placed on the pay roll. Come here
once a month and get your pay, but don't
come any oftener please. The poor cuss
turned out to be an excellent man. He
took his first months wages and bought
some decent clothes, got into society
and was shortly one Of Boss Shepard
most valuable men. After he got a
chance he went on swimmingly and IS
today a prominent citizen Of International
capital.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
KUMLATELY'S KINKS


L NJ LA L E l. Y
has been studying
the horse Of late
and he has ar
rived at some
conclusions that
will cause horse
fanciers 10 think
him some W h a {
cranky on the
subject, but the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

Great Britain has established a
labor bureau to which all labor diff
culties may be referred. Why not
have such a bureau in the United
States? The difficulties arising be-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

Some people ask you Of his fame,
When speaking Of another,
OF where he's from and what's his name
Or where they call him brother
But good old people have known
Down where the skies are sunny,
Would ask him ia, and break the pane,
With who's you kin TO, honey?"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
This Date in HistorY-April &c.

ls2l-Ferdinand Magellan lor
Magalhaenl died: Portu-
guese navigator.
lTn-Dayid Hume, historian
and philosopher, born;
died Aug. p, lT16.
1796 - Jeremy Collier. noted
preacher and writer
against theaters, died.
l7S3-Sir Eyre Coote, military
commander, died.
l7S7-Johann Ludwig INLAND
- -. -
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
m-st. Anthemlns md others

B-St. Anthemius and others
martyred at Nicomedia.
I&O4-Philip the Bold, Duke Of
Burgundy, died; born 1872.
l7T-Edward Gibbon, the his
torian. born; died l7et.
T759-Mary Woolstonecraft
Mrs. William Goodwin,
noted agitator, born; died
1877.
Ip4-Sir William Jones, emf
nent oriental scholar, died,
born l1l6. he recovered the
Sanskrit language. trans
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

They rather think that "bood will tell, =
In men as well as cattle,
And breeding answers amply well
To fit one for lifes battle.
They think a good inheritance,
That's better, far, than money,
Is truth and honor, so they ask
"Who are you kin TO houey?"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

lss5-General Joseph Johnston
surrenders near Durham
station, Orange county, n.
c.; the virtual end Of the
civil war. John Wilkes
Booth was killed the same
day.
isS8-Mrs. Clemence LoZier,
eminent doctress, died in
New York; born 1878.
l9oO-Emin Pasha started
again for interior Of Africa
with 600 porters and a
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
For Sale

Fixtures and lease Of the Model Coffee
House for Sale. Best paying restaurant I'M
the city. III Harris street.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26
Date in History-April OF,

large body Of Nublan soldiers.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-26

An enterprising butcher near Seattle
has built log house from the sale Of
sausage, and it is a suggestive fact that
the bark is still on the logs.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
GRANDMOTHER WAY.

1t Was Not just as Mamma Would DO,
but Was Apparently Efectual Treat
ment.
II don't see rightly what's the mat.
ter with Tom these days. He's as
naughty as ever he can be-"
And Grandmother Beman sank down
in the little, fat rocking-chair, and
breathed a great discouraged sigh.
"I'm SO sorry, mother dear" said
Toms mother, with worried look on
her face. II wouldn't have come home
this summer to you, if 1 had known
what trouble Tom would be. He was
as good as he could be in the CITY,"
"Not come home? The very idea! I
guess could have stood it if Tom had
been twins; but confess I'm thankful
there's only one Of him, for I'm at my
wits end the most of the time, and I
raised seven boys of my own. They
weren't any better than common,
either"
Toms mother stood at the door,
looking out across the field where the
men were at work; and the sweet scent
Of new-mown hay filed all the air.
But she was not thinking of the men,
nor Of the fresh summer fragrance. If
she had been anyone but Toms moth
er, she could not have helped it. As it
vas, she thought only of Tom. It GER
tainly was true of her, as she herself
had said, that she was rapidly getting
to be a woman Of one idea. with Tom
for the idea.
And what wonder! Just one week
ago the little mother had come from
New York all the way to Michigan,
and had brought with her a we'll
dressed, well-behaved, tidy boy, and. at
the end Of seven days, what record!
The big trunk that had come with
them held scarcely one whole, unin-
jured garment that belonged to Tom;
for hadn't he fallen out of the hay
NOW, and into the brook, and
been caught in the fence, and
chased by the big turkey? And
hadn't he been drenched by the thun.
derstorm, and taken refuge in the
fiour-mill. SO that he looked as If he
had been dipped in Rickety AIMS big
bowl of batter? Mamma remembered
all these things as she stood there by
the door; and she remembered, too, the
green spot on his trousers, which told
Of the day he painted the old white hen
with the green paint that Jonas was
saving 70, the pasture gate. Jonas had
taught him to harness the horse, to
milk the cows, and to feed the pigs;
and many were the troubles of mother
and grandmother before his education
was complete. But mothers never bear
malice. and the goodnight kiss on the
sunburned little face was Just as sweet
and loving every night as II Tom had
been as good a. q boy in a story.
I'm going to love him into being
good" said the little mother.
That's . good way" said Grand
mother Beman, with q wise smile.
That's my way, too; but there's low.
,pg and loving. and my ways different
Iat by and BY there was so much else
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
RELIGIOUS MATTERS.
HE KNOWS n Arl.

Thou knowest, Lord, what SORROW Is. 81 = Y
On this our earth Thine eyes hayA wept.
And DER Thy SOUPS deep iOncliness
The surging tides OF grief have swept.
Thou knowest, Lord, what labor is. $500 80
Long toll was Thine for daily bread;
When birds and beasts could rest In peace,
Thou hadst not where % lay Thine head.
Thou knowest, Lord, what conflict is.
Dark hatred sought Thine infant breath;
And fierce, relentless enemies
Pursued and smote Thee unto death
Thou knowest, Lord, what dying il.
A death was Thine all deaths above;
BY Thine expiring agOnies
We gauge the greatness OF Thy love.
Thou knowest, Lord, what triumph is.
Thy deeds have brought Thee great re-
nOwn;
Along Thy march of victories
Thy followers pass to reach their crown.
Oh, make us, Lord, content and wise
To tread those paths Thy feet have pressed
That day by day our souls may rise,
And reach. &c last, eternal rest
-Pastnc J. CLARK. in S. s. Times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
FUNNY SAYINGS.

You must come over and play with
the baby some time" said the visitor.
May be 1 WILL" answered the little
girl. "Is it q walking baby or just
wagon babyT'-Indiana2olis Journal.
--Four-year-old Earl was begging his
papa to let him attend the teachers
institute. IF I'm ever going 70 be .
teacher, papa" he said, very earnestly,
''it's time begsn!'-YOuth's COmpan-
ion.
"A bare-headed, bare footed little
boy astonished worshipiDg congrega-
tisn in q Massachusetts, town ON . re-
cent Sunday by rushing into church
and exclaiming: where's my papa?
The pigs are out"-N. Y. Advertiser.
Edna was looking at the sunset one
evening. 1t was very beautiful; shove
the golden glow hung . heavy, purpaish
cloud. The little girls brown eyes
shone with wondering delight 70
auntie," she whispered, "hasnt God
got pretty lam1requinsr' - Yoath's
Companion.
"A gentleman who 10 fond Of making
friends with children attempted one
day in horse-car to become acquaint.
ed with . child who sat next 70 him.
The little one wore . crimson plush
cloak. and had long. yellow curh 30
the gentleman began with confideuue:
How do you do, little giri?" I'm not
| little girl" was the shy reply. 'Ohi
aren't youf Well, then. how do you do.
little boy?" I'm not little boy" came
the unexpected answer. "lndecdi Who
are you, then?" I'm my papa's little
man." said the small stranger. with
much dignity. Boston Transcript
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
WISE SAYINGS.

No man is safe for eternity until he
has found out the truth about God,
about himself and about the devil
Rams Horn.
The elocutionist can not make q
preacher The foundation for success
full public speaking lies in the man him.
self.-H. c. Fish, ID. d.
1T is easy to make profession Of
religion; it is the work Of lifetime to
prove the sincerity of such profession.
United Presbyterian.
That was suggestive reply made
recently by convert in the Shansi
mission to question as how it was
that the Lord had changed his heart.
He said that he could not explain his
method, but that he knew his ''hcart
was exceedingly not the same. IN. Y.
Observer.
Our Affections are like weights, and
have tendency to bow us to the dust;
but there is way Of arranging weights,
by means of wheels and pulleys, so that
they will even lift us up Grace, by its
matchless art, has often turned the
heaviest of our trials into occasions for
heavenly JOY. I'VE glory in tribula-
tions also. Union
Obstacles may be regarded in two
ways They may be looked at as him
ORANGES which prevent our carrying ont
plans we have formed, or simply as diff
culties to be overcome. The first is the
way obstacles appear to those who fail.
the second, to those who succeed. -
Waterman.
"A present opportunity is always
worth the best efforts of the best man
to whom it is presented. II may not be
60 great an opportunity as he thinks
himself capable of improving, and
therefore il may not seem to summon
him to his utmost endeavors. But un'
less man does his very best in improv'
ing the opportunity he has, small OF
large though II be, he is not likely te
have q better opportunity open to him
He who would be invited to larger
place must see to it that he fills fully
the place he is already in-S. s. Times
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
FOR LITTLE PEOPLE.
A L,11LE BOYS COMPLAINT.

Ma, she's dreadful Dusy a-hurryin' round
the house,
An boys are In the way, she says--O, mercyl
what touse!
Icant sit here, can't cit there, or even
whittle stick,
Without hear this same old cry. "Move out
O. the way there, quick"
o, what's fellow to do, and where's fol.
low to go?
And how can he keep on living when his
mother treats him so!
But she wants me round the house an keeps
me Jest a. running
On errands o. hers cause why9 why-com'
phys comingi
It's awful to be a boy when you're the only
one.
With jest q little sister or two-it amt no
kind of funi
IT'S downright mean-that's what 1t is-to
keep me flynn So
Up stairs. down cellar an out to the barn
Here, Johnnie, shovel the SNOWY
Or johnnie, bring in the wood-box full an
run an gather the eggs"
Or."Johnnie, run down to the grocery store"
It's Johnne's pair OF legs
That this house moves on, now tell you
an they're forever running
But more especially days like this, cause
why3 Why. comp'ny's coming!
It's pretty rough ON growing boy to work
SO hard all day
Why, true's You live don't have more'n a
couple O. hours to playi
It's up in the morning at half.past eight, an
then to school Mt nine,
| An when schools out ut four O'Clock. why
there's that mother O. minci
She's alicays waiting, it seems to me, to keep
my feet a.fiyiDg!
| Why, if it wasn't that I'm o boy. I couldn't
| It's atftl hard-its dreadful hard to have to
| labor So
I know 'twa'n't SO when she was littlei u
| wasn't so bad, know!
I'll ask her sometime II her ma kept her for
| ever running
Whenever she happened to get the news o
some old comp'ny coming.
always have to wait around till the OLE
folks all get through,
An then take what's left over for me an tr!
to make 1t do
1t generally goes bout far enough, but IT,
lonesome eating alone,
An the incest part or the chickens gone an
they've broke the Westinghouse,
An the biggest piece O. cake Is took an TIN
frosting' tumb!ed off.
An the nuts an apples is mighty scarce. an
they've mussed the table. cloth.
o, dear! think it's awful 1t sets my hea'
a.humming
Whenever know by the way ma acts tina
there's some comply comingi
But after all-when the comp'ny's gone ar
bedtime comes once more,
An ma takes up the nursery lamp az
marches us through the door,
An up the stairs like flock O. sheep, an
hurries us into bed,
An tucks us in an hears our prayers ar
pats us on the head,
And kisses US all an talks awhile an laugh
an jokes with us,
Somehow or other kind o. forget the har
work an the fuss,
An think that there amt In all the world
mother half SO good
II she does keep me a.running to split tt
kindling. wood.
An gather the eggs an run to the store an
hundred other things
An when she sits beside my bed an roch
the baby an sings,
An smooths my hair an praises me up al
calls me her good boy
Somehow or other the work I've done
swallowed up in Joy.
An l lay an look up into her face an he
her gentle humming.
An lore her more than anyone knows-eve
wnen-comp'ny's coming!
Harriet Francene Crocker, in Our Lift
> Men and Women.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
A Settler.

Wealthy Party-Want my daughter.
Ell? Why, you have just failed in bust
ness!
Young Uptosnuff-I couldn't think Of
marrying if hadn't.
Wealthy Party-She is yours. You
are bound to succeed.-Once Week.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
rventv-Four Hours Behind TIME.

Snow, Willie," said Clara, run out
and play, there's good little boy. I
expect Mr.. Brindle shortly, and want
to try the effect OF my new gown on
him"
You're too late, SIS" replied Willie,
with o triumphant CLEAN in his eye,
"Brindle called yesterday while you
were ont, and brought out the whole
rig and showed it to him."-Cloak Re-
view.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Girlish Condolences.

Laura have heard, Irene, that Mr..
Weetpit, the young board Of trade brok-
er, who comes to see you, is what they
call bear.
Irene (blushing vividly)-A bear,
Laura? That doesn't begin to express
it. He's perfect boa-constrictor.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Unusual Luck.

Gus DeSmith--l see by the papers
that the car has been enjoying the
pleasure of the chase in the Jabonski
forest, near Warsaw.
Gilhooly-What luck did he have?
Gus DeSnith-Splendid. He came
back alive.--Chicago News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28

D'Auber-It is wonderful how much
work man can do in a year when he
apples himself to it!
Fraime-It is, indeed. Take Sincere,
for instance. He spent year in Paris,
and the last twenty-five pictures he has
painted are signed "Smeere. Paris 's6."
Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Glad to Comply.

"Stop, sirl You needn't tell your
story to me-" sharply interrupted the
cross-examining attorney. Address
your remarks to the jury"
"Are there any lawyers in the jury?"
inquired the witness
"No, SIR"
Gentlemen" began the witness,
with marked emphasis on the word
Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Conclusive Argument.

"WLcre are you going?" asked N
Arkansaw wife OF her husband.
Down to the drug store"
What do You want to get?"
"A fresh bottle of snuff"
''Dut You had fresh bottle yester-
day. Have you dipped it all up al
ready?'
"Already! Why, Of course I have.
What is one bottle of snuff to woman
who is nursing child?"-Texas Sift-
inps.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Professional Courtesy.

Two doctors met on the street.
81 feel very sorry for you. You ought
not to be out in this kind Of weather.
You are sick man." said DR.. Blister.
81 am feeling very well," replied DR..
Soonover.
"What doctor is treating your"
II am prescribing for myself"
"You shouldn't do that. You arc
liable to be arrested for attempted sui
cide."-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
A Strain on Friendship.

Garry, want you to be one Of my
bridesmaids"
"You are my dearest friend, Sally.
but You are asking too much"
"Too muchl Why?"
"Ive just become engaged to your
| fiance,"-Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-10-28
Time Ne Object.

by getting your ticket over ourlins, :"
urged the travelling passenger agent OF
the K, Y. s. q. railway, lyon will save
sixteen hours time on the trip"
ION the A., b. & G. route" said the
agent of the rival line, lyon get two
hundred and ninety-seven miles more
riding for the same money"
The agriculturist from Maverick
bough. his ticket over the A.. B. & G.
route.-Chicago Tribune.