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Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29
WANTS HIS CHILD.

A cetition came up in department six
yesterday, before Judge Mckinley, which
promises some lively testimony. Fran
cisco Romo applies for writ of habeas
corpus, by which he hopes to obtain
possession of his fourteen year-old child,
whom he claims is illegally restrained
by Refugia Duarte de Trujella, of Ran
chito. The writ is returnable Obto-
ber 3D.,
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29
Notice o Mail subscribers.,

once Of Publication, 229-22b West Second
ssEass. Telephone 166.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29

nuesred at the postofnce at Los Angeles as
second-class NATTER
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29

Wagon umbrellas, tents etc., at Foys sad
dlery house, 315 N. Los Angeles street.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29

Fine liquors for medicinal use. II. ]. woolla.
colt.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29

Use German family soap.
Los Angeles herald., 1891-09-29

DKIdvERRD BY CARRIERS
Aa SEQ Per Week, or 500 Per Month
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
CIVIC SOCIETIES.

MASONIC. - REDWOOD FALLS COMMAND.
Nl ERY, No, Is. X. T.-Stated conclaves first
Monday of each month, at P. M. w. T.
Dickinson, E. Z. E. D. French, Rec.
ANTIQUITY LODGE, No. 81. A. F. & A. NJ
Regular meetings on the LIST aud Sd Wednes
day in each month, at 7:3o O'Clock p. IN. Geo.
Drake. NJ. W.. o. W. Mcmillan, Sec.
REDWOOD CHATTER No. "a. r. A. M.-Stat-
cd Conversations the I'd Friday of each month.
w. +. Dickinson, H. P, E. ID. French. Sec.
T 90. REDWOOD LODGE. No. 6s. meets
L. every Saturday night, at $50 o'clock.
Brothers from a distance are cordially invited
to attend. p. McPherson, NJ. p, c. a. Nc
ClintCck, r. S.
ENTERPRISE ENCANPMENT No. IS. Regular
meetings 1st and Sd Tuesday evenings of each
II. Thompson, c. P. o. Van Dolah, Scribe.
CRYSTAL. LODGE, No 25. D. of R-Rcgular
meetings I'd and 4th Wednesday evenings OF
each month at 80 y. IN. Mrs. T. J. Tradewell,
n. G. Mrs. E. b. Haze, r. S.
A o. U. W-REDwOOD FALLS LODGE No.
n. to, meets on Monday evenings of each
week. Visiting brethren made welcome. Z.
W. Mead, NJ. W. VIM. S. Mckay, Financer.
II OF P.-HEDwOOD FALLS LODGE. No. ~
IA. meets every Tuesday evening in Ack-
mann's Hail. Visiting brothers are cord ally
invited. H. A. Baldwin, c. e. W. r. Caswell,
X. X. s.
r. A. R.-JOHN S. MARSH Posi-, No. IS. Reg
~ uar meetings first and third Thursday
nt each month, at their hall. +. ID. French,
Tom. NJ. II JONES' Adjt
w. r. C.-Rcgular meetings 1st and Sd.
Thursdays of each month at 2 0 clock p. nj. at
8. A. II Hall. Fannie Buxton, Pres. H. Alb
oett, Secy.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
WEST AND SOUTH.

IN a livery stable fire at Ell Paso, Tex,
sixteen horses perished.
A GREATER acreage of wheat IN the
northwest territory this season than
ever before was reported.
On the Chattanooga road the kitchen
car of a construction train was burned
near Duck creek, Tenn, and four
negroes perished in the flames
In portions of Michigan, Illinois,
Iowa, Minnesota and the Dakotas ice
formed on the 5th.
THE Beloit wis., saloon keepers
have all closed up their places of busi-
ness and many were leaving town.
The city voted mo license" at the re-
cent election.
FIRE destroyed the Hayes county
(Neb.) courthouse at Hayes Center, with
all the county records.
THE Nebraska supreme court has
rendered decision in the Boyd-Thayer
quo warranto case ousting Boyd and
declaring Thayer the legal governor of
the state. Boyd is disqualified on &C
count of non-citizenship.
By the laundering of the schooner
Atlanta in Lake Superior off Whitefish
Point three of the crew were drowned.
D. r. CALDER & Co., commission mer-
chants at New Orleans, failed for $685.
900.
In New Orleans the grand jury re-
ported the result of their investigations
in regard to the Hennessy murder and
the Malta lynching. No indictments
were returned against persons connect
ed with the lynching, but several were
found against the alleged jury bribers.
In the vicinity of Davis, w. Va,
thousands of acres of valuable timber
have been burned by forest fires.
F. SMITH, of Lincoln county, Tenn,
killed John Brooks three years ago in
quarrel about girl. On the 5th he
killed James Wakefield, who had mar
ried the girl a few weeks ago.
The failure of Schniedewend & Lee,
a printing-press firm of twenty years
standing in Chicago, for 100000 was
reported.
THIRTY-EIGHT years ago Lee Barton,
young negro, was sold from his home
and wife and children in Virginia and
carried away by the slave traders and
resold in Mississippi. He has just been
reunited with his family at Houston,
Miss. .s@ 80 ~s.-.- ,..
FIRE destroyed the shops of the
American Wheel Company at Sidney,
O., causing a loss of $1OO, 900.
THE Iowa republicans will hold their
state convention at Cedar Rapids July !.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE,

ODESSA advices say that so, 900 Jews,
endeavoring to escape Russian cruel
ties, have joined the Greek and Luther
an churches.
In the Lunahuana district of Chilli
fifteen craters have been throwing out
masses of mud, and the entire valley
which was formerly a beautiful spot is
now deserted.
THE government of italy, from mo-
tives of economy has decided not to
take part in the worlds fair at Chicago.
The bark Helged from Sweden went
ashore on the Newfoundland coast near
st Johns and the captain and ten Of the
crew were lost.
The discovery was made of an at
tempt on the part of socialists to burn
the city of Rome, Italy.
IN Florence. Italy, William jacques,
an American from Newton, Mass, was
set upon by mob and his daughter,
who was with him, was severely in
jured by stones thrown by the mob.
A REVOLUTIONARY movement was in
progress in Costa Rica, and the presi-
dent had declared state of siege and
suspended personal guarantees.
ADvICEs say the Chilian insurgent
warship Blanco Encalada was blown
up in Caldera bay by two torpedo
cruisers and 1SO of the crew were
drowned.
The Russian government has sudden
ly suspended the expulsion of the Jews
from Moscow.
In a mine explosion at Saarbrucken,
Prussia, eight persons were killed and
seven were injured.
YOKOHAMA advices state that band
of Tonquin pirates were surprised by
French troops while escorting sixty
frontier and eight OF the kidnapers
were killed.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
LATER
After the SchoOuerR.

san DIEGO, Cal, May 1o.-The Unit
ed States man-of-war Omaha steamed
out of the harbor yesterday and after
passing the heads stood out to sea in a
souteasterly course. Commander Crom-
we'll received mass of correspondence
in cypher from the navy department
and it is understood that he has in
struc tions to cruise around Coronado
island and San Clemente to find out if
possible, where the Robert and Minnie
met the Itata and to pick up the schoon-
ers if sighted.
Marshal Gard, Detective Harry
Morse and Deputy Spaulding put in
the day securing testimony corroborat-
ing Spauldings statement as to how
the Itata was manned when she left the
larbOr
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
Wreck on the C.. p.

WINNIPEG, Man., May 1O.-The c. P.
R. express train which left Montreal
Friday fell through trestle bridge this
morning fifty miles west of Sudbury.
The engine, baggage, express and two
colo cars were piled in a heap in
the bottom of a gully, two cars being
burned. The frst-class car, diner and
sleeper remained on the track. A man
named McAlpine, of Quincy, Mass,
was killed and five others injured, one
seriously. This is the first passenger
the Canadian Pacific railway has ever
lost.
CHARLES FORD, who was implicated
in the murder of David Moore in June
last was hung at Ottawa, Ill on the
9Th.
AS mark of good will, the United
States government has notified the
Spanish government that it will favor
the introduction of bill for the modi.
fication of the Mckinley tariff law in
the next congress so as to facilitate the
importation of Havana tobaccos into
the United States.
A WRECK on the Santa Fe road on the
10th, smashed twenty cars and killed
800 cattle. Four tramps who were
stealing a ride were killed.
AT Pittsburg, Pa, on the night of
the 10th. James Stewart murdered his
wife. He came home to supper drunk
and terrified his wife with curses, and
when she tried to escape threw burn
ing lamp at her. The lamp struck her
on the breast, exploding and burning
the woman SO severely that she died
the next morning after a night of awful
agony. s.-e-s -.-.. s..--'.<
HEAVY forest fires are reported from
northern Michigan, also from Pennsyl.
vania and New Jersey.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
The News briefly chronicle L.

Prominent merchants in Duluth have
effected the permanent organization of
a jobbers' union.
Frosts at Crookston, St. Vincent,
Park Rapids and other places injured
the young wheat and fruit.
Dyman Miller, aged 20 years, died at
Northfield. lie had resided in the state
thirty-five years.
E. B. Williams, of Lansing, Mower
county, has been appointed as state
cheese inspector.
William Milligan, of Faribault, has
been appointed first lieutenant of the
Second regiment, NJ. N. &.
Paul Kettler, st. Paul drug clerk,
took an overdose of opium and died at
the city hospital.
The farmers of Northfield and vicini-
ty held a meeting to effect thorough
organization.
A heavy frost killed acres of fax
near Northfield as well as much early
garden truck.
Peavey & Co.'s elevator at Belle
Plaine was burned to the ground with
its contents, said to be 10000 bushels
OF wheat There was about 100 cords
OF wood burned in the yard adjoining
the elevator.
The regents of the state university
have set apart $4,000 for the new dairy
building and $50, 600 for the new med
ical building at the university.
The S-year-old son of H. Charron at
Little Falls was nearly trampled to
death while watering a vicious horse.
His thigh was broken, but his sister
pulled him from under the animal and
saved his life.
Clifton Holden, convicted Of murder
and sentenced to be hanged, has had
his sentence commuted by the gov
ernor to life imprisonment after one of
the hardest fought battles on record.
Holden was convicted on circumstan-
tial evidence and asserts his innocence.
Heinmiller's hotel at Marshall was
burned with its contents. Some of the
guests were forced to jump from win
dows to escape. The hotel barn also
caught fre and was consumed.
Sister Mary Agatha Russell, the
founder of the convent of the Sisters of
the Visitation in st. Paul and the oldest
visitant in America, died at the convent
of old age.
5 The Northwestern Consolidated Mill
Ing Company has been formed at Min
neapolis. 1t takes in the Columbia,
Zenith, Northwestern, Galaxy, Petit
and the Crown roller mills, with . CO.
pacity Of 10000 barrels day.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
Is Now a City.

Warren, in Marshall county, is now a
city. The first charter election has
taken place and the following ticket
was elected Mayor, l.. l.. Anderson;
aldermen, Guy A. Aubot, w. N. Powell.
August Lundgrcn; recorder, A. B. Mel
son; justices. j. P. Easton, John Keen
an; constable, E. Dady; treasurer, K.
j. TaralSth
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

STATISTICS are said to show that from
! 1907 to 1881 642, 900 Russians were ex-
sled to Sibcria-1Oo, 600 at their own in
stance in order that they might accom-
pany condemned friends With the
advance of the century the practice of
Punishment to Siberia has assumed in
creasing proportions. In 1s07-'11 the
numb Der of eNiies was 1918; in 1S57-'6l,
G6, ,S31: in 1S11-'S9, So, 1856.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A Reasonable Explanation.

A man without an overcoat who was
trying to warm his back against the
post Office building was asked If he had
managed to pass the winter without
other protection than his thin and seedy
under coat.
Certainly" was the prompt reply.
But you must have been cold 81
times"
"Yes, sir, at all times"
"But you regard an overcoat as .
luxury?"
''Oh, no, could easily nave pur.
chased one last fall, but my pride pre-
vented" -
"How?"
''Why, did not want to be seen 60
ing into pawnshop in the spring to
spout it. A man in this town who
hasn't got influential friends can't bs
too careful Of his reputation "-N. I.
Sa1s
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

Entomologists have determined that
the severity Of winters is not destruc-
tive to insect life. Larvae may be frozen
stiff and yet they will revive with the
return of warmth. Bumblebees and
butterflies are often met with in the
Artic regions. Disease microbes are
even more tenacious of life. Wacht-
muth and Verne found that they could
be subjected to cola 40 degrees below
zero, be powdered with a mortar, and
yet be capable of transmitting diseases
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

SOME idea of the size of the milliner
bills which the husbands and fathers of
this country are called upon to pay may
be had from estimates made by the gov
ernment that the amount of money
which must be refunded by Uncle Sam
on account of his having levied excess
sive duties on hat trimmings will aggre-
gate between $40, 600, 900 and $50, 600, 600.
This sum represents only the difference
between the legitimate duty on hat
trimmings and that on ribbons during
the period covered by the claims of the
importers. 1t indicates that the female
form divine REQUIRES a good deal of
trimming.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

Mrs. ALMIRA LOCKE, mother of David
Il. Locke petroleum V. Nasby), who
has been living in poverty and misery
in small house in Wheeling, w. Va,
has been granted pension on account
of her late husband, Nathaniel Locke,
having served in the war of 1872
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

AN idea of the enormous amount of
type used in the government printing
Office may be gained when it is stated
that the public printer has asked for
bids for $4,000 pounds of English, 5000
pounds of plea, $4,000 pounds of long
primer, 6,oOo pounds of brewer and 49,
900 pounds of fnonpareil-2o3, 900 pounds,
or about nine carloads.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

A WYOMING man has settled the ques-
tion of how the prairie dogs obtain the
water they drink. He says they dig
their wells, each village having one
with concealed opening. He says he
knows of several of these wells from
fifty to two hundred feet deep, each
having circular stairway leading down
to the water
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

SEVENTEEN patents were issued re-
Gently to George +. Simonds, of Fitch
burg, Mass, who, it is claimed, has
solved the problem of applying ball
bearings to every shaft that turns, be
it big Or little, vertical or horizontal.
Ball-bearings, as everyone knows, are
in universal use in bicycles. A perfect
ban-bearing has long been the dream
OF inventors, since by it's use friction
may be reduced to a minimum, and
power, heat, wear, oil, ETC., be greatly
economical. If Mr. Simonds' expecta-
tions shall be realized the result will
be most complete revolution in me-
chanics.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
CHURCHES.

DRESBYTERIAN.-D J. G.. RiheldaRer,
L pastor. Services every Sabbath at 1890
O'Clock An. and at 8 o'clock p. n. Sab
bath school at II o'clock
NTETHODIST.-Rev. F. A. Cone, Pastor.
A. n. and at P. N. Sabbath school at lax.
NHRISTIAN.- Preaching on every Lords
~ Day at 1880 o'clock A. N. and P. NJ. BY
J. G. Harrison. Sunday School at y N.
T>PISCOPAL.-Church of The Holy Com
~ munion. Rev. S. d. Purves. Service
every Sunday, except the last Sunday in the
month, at 1O:3J A. N. and P N. sunday
school at l2M.
CATHOLIC.-Timeso OF service to be An
~ nounced hereafter.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

IT has just been discovered that the
delicious looking "blood' orange which
blinlls so bewitchingly at the small
boy from the stands of the Italian
man is deluslon and snare There
is no blood orange, speaking from
the standpoint of the naturalist All
globules of luscious fruit which assume
this alluring hue are doctored by means
of hypodermic injections of analine and
other poisonous or deleterious DIVES.
Hence the "blood'' orange is luxury
to be let severely alone
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A Landmark l,urned,

The old stone house on St. Anthony
avenue, in St. Paul, and the old log
barn near it have been burned The
old stone house was the second dwell
ing house erected in this section of the
country. The house was a rendezvous
for the pioneers in early days, and Gen.
Sib!ey made a number of treaties with
the Indians there
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

A CORE saw. intended for boring out
barrels from solid logs, was recently
completed at Taunton, Mass, for a
company in Lacrosse, La The saw is
made of wrought iron, cylindrical in
shape, and steel cutter teeth are dis
tributed about its edge. 1t was expected
that the saw would cut a barrel per
minute, and during trial of the first
machine a core 1O4 inches in diameter
and 2i19 inches long was bored out in
thirty seconds. A mill for the manu-
facture of barrels by these machines is
to be built in Louisiana.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A Silly Question.

"May have the honor to condnot
your daughter to the supper table?"
asked society gentleman Of lady
from the country. who is staying with
some friends whom she is visiting.
MAY you take her to supper?' was
the response. "Why, Of course, and
you may take me, too. That's what We
came here for."-Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

THE longest bridge in the world is the
Lion bridge near Sangang, in China. 1t
extends five and a quarter miles over
an area of the Yellow sea and is sup
ported by three hundred huge stone
arches. The roadway is seventy feet
above the water and is inclosed in an
iron network. A marble lion twenty
one feet long rests on the crown of
every pillar. The bridge was built at
the command of Emperor Kieng Long,
who abdicated in 1896 on account of old
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A Kitten with Two Bodies.

A cat owned by Conrad Scherer, of
Winona, gave birth the other day to
kitten with two distinct bodies grown
together, eight legs and but one head.
The kitten died almost Immediately,
and he preserved the body in alcohol.
He talked Of sending it to the dime m ~
scum in Minneapolis.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
The Winona Purse.

At a meeting of the fair association
at Winona the following purses were
decided upon for the June races:
June 17-Three-minute trot, purse, 500; 2:27
trot purse. $500; running half mile and repeat,
$780, Thursday-2:45 trot, purse, $500; 2:24
pace, purse, 500; running half mile and repeat,
purse. $780, June 1924 trot, SOD; 2:35 pace,
ssN1
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
ROUGH on Grandpa.
The scrap. Jury.

Rough On Gfandpo.
The Old Lady (deaf)-Has your grand
father quit smoking yet? The last
time saw him he told me he was 60
ing to do SO soon.
Her Young visitor-My grandfather
died last week.
The Old Lady (still deaf)-Yes? Has
he quit smoking yet?-Jury.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
Easy to Obey.

II can command my salary" said the
Thespian in reply to the remarks of an
envious rival. .t--
mo doubt, !" was the reply. ''It's so
small 1t would be afraid to disobey you. /"
.-WashinStan Post,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
In the Cloak Room.

Representative Bustem Cin the course
of argument)-H we are not sent hers
to represent the ideas of our constitt1-
ents, what are we here for?
Representative Wiregrass-Wa-al, SO
far as kin see, was sent here to rep
resent the views of my wife and tho
ralS,-Puck.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
The AllotinS Begins.

Harry S. Morris, who is to have
charge of the additional allotments on
the Sisseton Indian reservation, passed
through Morris the other day on his
way to the agency to begin the work of
alloting. This work would require
about four weeks. after which the sur
plus lands on the reserve would be
opened to white settlement.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
True Repentance.

Little Iiarry-Paul struck me With
his shovel go hard he broke it.
Mamma (astonished) is Paul?
"Iie's gone into the house crying"
81 should think you would be the one
to cry"
"Oh, he's crying because he broke the
shovel. ."-Lirht.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A MOnstrous Hog.

One Of the largest hogs in America,
Il not, in fact, the largest in the world,
was reared by a Junction City (Kan.)
man. The length was feet and 0
inches; girth Of neck, 6K feet; girth of
center Of body, feet; width across the
hips, 80 inches; weight, 1852 pounds
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
LAUGHING Gas,

Aunty-Did the dentist give you
laughing gas?
Little Girl-Yes'm. -
: "Didn't it make you feel like laugf
ing?"
"Yes'm-after tn tooth was out. -
Good News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
Mental Photographic.

He latter marriage)-What? You
have no fortune? You said over and
over again that you were afraid some
one would marry you for your money.
She-Yes, and you said over and over
again that you would be happy with me
if I hadn't cent. Well, I haven't =
cent.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

lT is little things of life that tax
ones nerves mcst, as stalwart youth
of Leavenworth Kan, found when he
accepted a wager that he could not
stand quart Of water dropped into his
open hand drop by drop from height
of three feet, Before five hundred drops
had fallen into his hand he almost cried
with pain and said he had enough.
After little water had fallen each
drop seemed to crush his hand, and a
blister in the center of it was the re-
S,lt
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
Profit in Oats Now.

All the farmers for miles around
Northfcld were hauling their oats to
market on account of the high prices.
They had kept the grain stored all
winter, and were now selling for fifty
five cents per bushel. Oats last fall
brought only from fourteen to fifteen
cents, and the oats were stored in view
of the advance which has arrived.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

George L. Shoup, who has recently
been chosen by the Legislature Of the
new State of Idaho to serve in the
United States Senate, was born in Kit
tanning, Armstrong County. June Is,
1886.
At the age of fifteen years he m owed
with his fathers family to Illinois, and
settled upon a farm near Galesburg.
Here he engaged in stock-raising with
his father until the fall Of 1858, when
the marvellous tales that came from the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14

In the case of man who killed HIM
self recently, an English jury rendered
a verdict that the deceased committed
suicide at the instigation of the devil"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1891-05-14
A Suitable DOH.

Lady, wish to select pet dog.
Dealer-Live in the city, I suppose,
mum?
"Yes; I live in fiat"
"Then l would advise an italian grey
hound, mum. No matter how much
you feeds greyhound he always stays
narrer."-N. Y. Weekly.