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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
Local BnEvlrlEs.
Matters of Minor Moment In mi About
tho Ciiy.


MAriSEEs at both theatres to-day.
OPERA House. this ovcning-'Satan."
TlE GRAND this evening-Arizona
Joe.
THERE was n heavy frost on Thursday
night.
OSE row OF piles has been driven Mt
tbs Main street bridge. There are to
be fourteen rows IN all.
TIE Wheeling Hinge Company Is
experiencing ono Of tho busiest seasons
in It's history.
To-Day is payday ut the Riverside
works, tho Standard axle works and the
Boggs Run Mining Company.
OSE plain drunk was fined 81 and
costs by the mayor yesterday, but judg.
meut was suspended to allow him to
get out OF town.
"BmpGEr's BABY" amused Bcllaire last
night, having been banishcd there by
Mayor Scabright, because Mr.. Monroe
refused to sing duet without assistance
ut tho Elks' social session yesterday
morning.
OFFICER Bon McNiCnoL will shortly
resign from the police force to accept Il
position as toll:kccpcr on the new
Wheeling bridge. Cello Marx and Dan
OBricn, the accommodating patrol
drivers both aspire TO the vacancy on
the force.
GEORGE sMlru, OF Wheeling, was yes.
terday arrested in Pittsburgh on Il
charge OF larceny. 1t is alleged that
about n year ago he bought n car load
OF scrap iron from Uniontown people,
giving them in exchange II bogus check.
-PiNsJuryh Times.
Mn. A. D MAcNIr,,ry, n we'll known
travelling. man, rr~nrcsontinr John "
Lowell ECo,, prorric,ors OF the United
States Hook Company. of Now York has
rooms NJ ,hn N,.Imrc uousn with n
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"SAThN" ON TIE STAGE.
sard0u's Ilny mt tho Opcrn House In
Evening,

sardou's rlny mt tho Opern House Last
Evening.
Sardou's drama ''Saran," seen ut the
Opera House last night. is not worthy
of his master hand. 1t is a thrilling
and interesting play, but not up to his
standard. Miss Rose Osborne, who
played The Deril, Ia q very fine actress,
her e%locution being almost iaultless.
She rcsists the strong temptation to
overact, and her skill in depicting pas.
sion is rarely cQuallcd. She has n
mobile and expressive lace and uses it
with consummate art. Her fencing in
the duel scene was really good. Her
costume MS Satan would make tho
"Clcmcnccau Case undress parade
seem unworthy OF notice.
Miss Mabel Harrison rs Eunice was
natural and charming. She is n very
pleasing actress. Mr.. William Pierce rs
Gaspod was also quite satisfactory, en-
acting 4 difficult rule with considerable
ability.
For the rest Of the cast not much can
be said. Some OF the members COM
mitted the objectionable sin OF forget
ting theit lines. II they had forgotten
to come on the stage ut all the perform
ance would have gained by 1t. A worse
stick than the leading mar is seldom
seen, and the others were nearly as bad.
The piece will be repeated Mt the
matinee to-day and again this evening.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
ABOUT PEOPLE.
Strangers In tho City ani Whoollms Folk
Abroad.

Strangers in tho City AMI Wheeling Folks
Abroad.
Alex Campbell, ir., OF Bethany, is in
the city.
Six members OF the "Satan" company
are at the Beh!cr Hotel.
Miss Alice J. Ohley, Of Fairmont, was
at the Windsor yesterday.
Capt. Gregory Barrett, OF the Colum-
bus barracks, is in the city.
Mrs. w. II. Sivter, OF Pittsburgh, is
the guest OF Mrs. J. X. Hall.
Clarence Smith, Esq, editor OF the
Fairmont Index, was in town yesterday.
Mrs. Fl. Z. Alexander, editor OF the
Washington, Pa, Reriew and Eraminer,
was in the city yesterday.
Messrs. Joe Metca!f and John Devinc
got home at midnights from Clarksbur.,
where they had been attending the U.
S. court.
II. L. Burchinal, OF Warrington, F. R.
Rose, OF Parkcrsburg, and II. krug, OF
Sistersvillc, registered at the Windsor
yesterday.
Capt. john Porter, who was recently
injured SO badly NJ Pittsburgh, has been
removed to his home ut New Cumbcr-
land, where he is gradually recovering.
H.. T. Bchrens, the well known grocer,
arrived home over the B. Il 0. railroad
at ] 80 a. II. yesterday, after an extend
cd trip in Europe. Mrs. Behrens re-
mains in Europe.
G. +. Lautz, OF Lot, II. Rose. OF Buck
harmon, J. II. Mccoy, OF S,stcrsville, C.
Jessop, OF Austen, and w. a. Wood
worth, OF Charleston, registered yestcr-
day Mt the Stamm House.
W. S. and J. G. Mortimer, Of Manning
ton, ]. c. Simpson, OF Moundsvillc, J. G.
Collins, OF Weston, and D. Franklin, OF
Hundred, were the West Virsinians
registered at the st. Charles yesterday.
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Another Irish UrnmN.

Charles Gibney's new romantic Irish
comedy, "Myles Fadh," will commence
an engagement Mt the Grand Opera
House Tuesday, October 10, for two
nights. The cast comprises David
Scully and Charles Gibney, both popu-
lar eastern favorites, and a company OF
rare excellence. The play has met with
great success in all the large cities, and
as the performance is entirely one OF
comedy by selected specially people it
has pleased the mass OF theatre goers
wherever produced. AS all the scenery
is carried BY the company complete
dramatic and scenic production is as
sured. Seats can now be secured. 49,
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MI. TOUR.
lierourd Europe much Changed inTwcn-
"ty.tlyu Yours.

w Nh''N
ty.ilyu Yours.
Mr.. John G. Hoffman,, who went to
Europe in June and has just returned,
said yesterday that in u considerable
time he spent in Switzerland there were
no. more than two days on which
he could 20 out without an over
coat. Al over Europe he found large
crOps early in the season, but unscason-
able and continued wet weather spoiled
much OF the grain, and large areas OF
clover ro,tcd on the ground. Wheat
sproutel in the head, and government
scientists claim to have discovered Il
process by which as good bread can be
made OF the flour from this wheat rs
IRON any other. Mr.. Hoffman says this
will save millions OF bushels OF wheat,
and that those people in America who
are talking about dollar and q half
wheat OH account OF the poor crops i'll
Europe are badly deceived.
The yield OF fruit everywhere was
great, except that there were signs that
the grapes in Germany could not ripen.
4 late spell OF favorable weather just
before Mr.. llotTmann left Germany
might remedy the effects OF the previous
unreasonable rain.
Mr.. Hoffman, says there has been
more change in Europe and its people
in The past twenty-five years, since he
was lastin the old country, than in any
century before. The education and in
formation OF the masses struck him us
remarkable, and all the cities showsigns
OF progress and advanced civilization.
The streets are finely paved and kept
clean, much different, Mr.. Hoffman, re-
marks, from Wheeling. He found no.
where, however, worse streets than in
New York. He thinks New York has
gone back as Jar us European cities have
alrancel, People burn paper and rub
bish in the streets just as they do in
Wheeling, and as they are not allowed
10 DO in 9nv European city,
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AMERICAN TIN PLATE
:, mndc from Wheeling Stool IN
largo Quantities.
j CONTRACT PLACED RECENTLY
r,or srycral hundred tons ofSoitstccl
., he used In Maxim. Tin Plate in
al, American Factory, and It i5 not
,bc First Saio Oftlic Kind.

Within a few days II contract was
Chased BY d leading Wheeling concern
"a furnish between two and three hun
lred tons OF soft steel bars suitable for
making tin plate. This Is to be rolled
IN an American mill into sheets and
coqtcl with tin. OF course the free
trade orators aud organs will continue
70 deny that tin plate Is made in Amer
lea. but this aale OF steel orthc purpose
can be proven beyond question to be
,rro. This 10 not the first large sale OF
Wheeling steel Tor the same purpose
ly Tie zane company. a good do.
maal has grown up for the steel pro-
JurcI here to be rolled into tin, and
il is pronounced exactly the right mate
,iai Tor that purpose. There bids fair
TO be a very largo increase in the de-
mapd for soft steel, growing out OF the
"rowth Of the tin plate industry under
The Mckinley Bill. This will benefit
Wheeling and this district, even ii u
lin plate mil is not started here, as it
Is said on good authority that there
probably will be.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
Tho Thirty-ninth Street Sewer.

Tho statement in Fridays ISrELL1-
GEScER that the steam rising from the
sewer openings on Thirty-ninth street
came from the electric power house was
made to the lNTELLIGENCER reporter on
supposed good authority; in fact, the
neighbors generally blamed it on tho
power house. 1t appears, however,
from other statements made, that last
spring o sewer was laid by tho
Schmulbach brewing company along
McColloch street to Thirty-ninth, and
that permission vas given the inhabi-
tants along the route to tap the sewer
TO drain cellars. The steam was no.
ticed about the timc tho sewer was
completed.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
BABY on THE PORCH
OlMTs. Fnddls's I~Iousc-IIcr Son Accused
of Belng the Father.

'iEh'A' Iiiuis llousc-t1eF son Accused
of BEING tho Father.
Mrs. Margaret Faddis appeared at
police headquarters yesterday evening
and complained that 4 girl named
Name johnson had deposited u twenty
laoHth-old infant on her porch, accusing
Mrs. Fadd!s OF being the child's grand
mother. AS Mrs. Faddis iondly believes
Aer sons denial OF the paternity of the
child, she naturally refused to have any
thing to do with it, and wanted the
police TO take care OF it.
OiIcer Daum was sent out to find the
Young woman, whom he caught on
Eleventh street. Miss Johnson was not
inclined to take the baby back, but was
finally prevailed on to 20 10 the Eaddis
house and get it. She said that he
found it impossible to get employment
anywhere rs long as she was hampered
with the child, and ut last accounts had
about decided to make the putative
.at!er walk the chalk.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
SQUIRE ARKLiIS COURT.
a Cutting scrapo Cnso-rcnncbrclc,
LNlYna Town --

a cutting Scrapo n -ronncbuclsc-
Leaves Town.
Edward Ebbert, the mar charged with
cutting Frank schrocderon the night OF
'epicaber q, was to have had a hear
ing before Squire Arl;lc yesterday.
ec'roedcr Was still too i'll from the eli.
'ec's OF the cutting to appear as a wit
ness, and the case was continued 10 Oc-
'0bGr 10, at : p. m.
William Pcnebec!ser, who had been
accused OF completely with his brother
IN stealing G. +. Goetze's perfume
MSc!'lne from tho fair grounds, was
released from iai! yesterday BY SQUIRE
IArKle, on condition that he give
wheeling the shake md return no
more. pennebecker was allowed to 90
o"eN 10 Tie old home ut parkorsburr,
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HBluc Jclnsn Monday Slrht.

"Bluc Jeans was witnessedby $780, 900
persons during its run OF 200 nights ut
the Fourteenth Street Theatre, New
York-the largest attendance for the
same length OF time that any previous
success ever enjoyed in that city.
"Bluc jeans has been not only the
solitary distinguished great hit" OF the
season in New York, but the most sue
ccssful American production the stage
has afforded in years. Artististically 1t
has been US complete an achievement
as the critic could demand. CONNER
cially it has become the wonder and
envy OF the theatrical world.
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Tile Windsor Chnnccs Innh.

The Windsor hotcl changed hands
wan last night, tho recent lcssces,
Me$Srs. Todd and Miller, having given
up me lease, and Mr.. D. NJ. Carey, OF
I hue urn OF Paige, Carey & Co., having
oouSht IT, Mr.; L. B. Carney, the man
acrE who took hold last night, has re-
ITnIIy been experimenting tho Fort
3M,Stry club, formerly managed tho
"llaSor and has only returned to his
I'st iovc, So far MS known, w. n,
inI'lOeFtwill come back as chief clerk,
Jury 1t"Ffy Adams. will be day clerk and
1ap'. Jack adams will continue at tho
night desk. wy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

The Council committee on accounts
met last night for the purpose OF audit
ing accounts and the books OF the city
receiver and city clerk. Bills aggregate
ing $l,05S.93 were ordered paid. Alter
paying these bills the committee will
have only S5l4.G7, with which to
weather the winter season.
The books Of tho receiver and clerk
were examined and found to balance
correctly. AS Mr.. Maxwell was not
present, the committee decided TO defer
the checking up and destruction OF city
orders to another meeting.
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Separated Thirty Years.

Mr.. ". L. Gilbrca,h, the veteran SOL
der and we'll known Island grocer, has
returned home after a three months
visit TO Moline, III. While there he
met his brother, whom he had not seen
for thirty years. On his return he was
accompanied by his sistcr.in-law, Mrs.
bradford, whom he had not metin four
teen wears,
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Tho New Cumberland Branch,

The Toronto Tribune has been inform.
cd that the New Cumberland branch
railroad will be extended to Pittsburgh,
and hat all Panhandle trains will run
over it to avoid the heavy grades neal
Golfers and Burgcttstown. Of the
branch the Tribune remarks: So far,
there isperhapsn no better paying branch
along the line OF this Eastern system,
being but seven or eight miles in length,
still greater possibilities would be in
store for an immense and paying traffic
from the upper Ohio and Pennsylvania
towns and cities.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
"iriyonn JOc,n

Tho Grand contained another good
audience last night to see Arizona Joc
in "B!ack Hawks" This afternoon
there will be agrand matinee for ladies
and children, when the little folks arc
expected to BIO out in great numbers.
This evening will DO the last appearance
OF the company in this city. Seats ut
Wcir's. The price is only fifteen cents
for children at the matinee.
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Mr.. J. Heilmeier, proprietor of the
Pan Handle Steam Dyeing and Dry
Cleaning Works, at No. 1881 Market
street, desires to inform the public that
he is prepared to do cleaning, dycing
and repairing OF all kinds pertaining to
the human attire in the very best man
ner and in the shortest possible time.
Mr.. Heilmeier is himself Il trained
tailor and he has a competent force Of
assistants.
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On Monday evening, October 70,
Fisk's famous Tennessceans will give
n performance ut the Grand. This is
II OF the greatest colored concer. or
carnations in America, and its fame is
known everywhere. The indications
arc that it will have the largest house
OF the season. as it is its first appear
ance in this city. Seats are on sale at
Weir's.
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NOttCC-To CITY Tnr pnvcrs.

I will have the City Collectors office
open on Saturday e~,enings from G:l5 to
1880 for the accommodation OF those
who cannot comc during regular Office
hours. Discount allowed until Novem-
Der LIST on City Taxes.
JOHN A. WHITE,
City Collector.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

THE lady managers OF Altenheim will
give Il supper and musical entertain
ment at the Home on Thursday even
ing, October Is. Supper will be served
from five to seven o'clock, for which
fifty cents will be charged.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

or IHp DRAINAGE causes much sickness,
I'o oad blood and improper action Of
w, Nc 'iver and kidneys is bad drainage to
~ human system, which Eur1ock
blood Bitters remedy. pAw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

Commencing Sunday, May 81, and
every Sunday thereafter, the Baltimore
& Ohio Railroad Company will sell cx-
cursion tickets to Pittsburgh and re-
turn at 81 so and to Washington and
return Mt 81, good returning Sunday
only. Fas
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

TIE peculiar enervating effect OF sum
mer weather is driven on by Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which .'makcs the veal;
strong" G
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

ss Hn ~ 900 new Jackets, from 6. 10 IN
suITr ~ 10 select from. EvorybnLy Gun DO
- STONE Il THOMAS.
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Excursion to Pittsburgh, via tho Baltimore
s. Ohio HnilrUnJ, kfAIfE

October 18th to 18th, tho Baltimore &
Ohio railroad company will sell excur-
sion tickets to Pittsburgh and return ut
81 G5, good returning until October 18th,
on account OF the meeting OF the Grand
Lodge OF Pennsylvania, 4. 0. U. W.
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ELE.VES-ELEYES.


,"enrc sclIin: Ladies' rip, It,l slaves :, .
NJ e'"'s !; nai--a!l sires ,,nd colnrs-ouiv
cliE HOpULAE,
I'LL Iciu Street.
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DIR. NIlity, In,,n,,

Nev. d.: 4. A: Willis delivered his
TiVSI l The Philosophy OF a Happy
t,''e' at the !. NJ. G. A. hall last night
10 d good audience, and it was highly
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
TO THEM,

If you want new customers,
ask for them.
There are hundreds of people
living within a mile Of your
store that don't know there is
such a place, and they'll con-
tinue to be ignorant on the sub
ject unless you take steps to
inform them. Some Of US are
too apt to think that "every-
body knows u.s."
Now, that line Of thought isa
mighty bad one for business
men. If they permit them
selves to be deceived byit, they
are pretty sure to "get left
Seek publicity. Keep your
name and your stores location
constantly before the people.
Use the newspapers-theres
nothing like it.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10
PITTSBURGH EXPOSITION,
Daily Excursions via Pennsylvania Limos
September cd to October 18th.

September III 10 OctObor l7th.
Excursion tickets, including admis-
sion to tho Exposition, will be sold to
Pittsburgh at reduced rates for all regu-
lar trains via the Pennsylvania Lines
from September ID 10 October 18th,
good returning two days from date of
sale, or il sold on Friday until tho fol-
lowing Monday. Was
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

SEE So 90 Fur Trimmed Jnckcts,
Hard to match elsewhere uhder 81 go.
STONE j. HOE As,
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ELEVEN-ELErES.

Ladies' All Wool Jersey Vests, only &c
cents, worth 81 90, mt
TIE POPULAR,
I'LL Main street,
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DIED.

McKENEAN-ht Washington, Pm, Thursday,
October S, 1871, NtS:;0 p H., Miss KAIlIEE,Sl:
S.MCKESNAH, nsed o. years.
Funeral notice hereafter.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

,mE latest STYLES OF footwear Tor gen.
"e"1es Just received. L. V. BLOND.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1891-10-10

ASK your grocer for Taylor's Best
Flour.
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Excursions to Pittsburgh Exposition via II.
20. Suit, q, e, mud Oct. 1. 4 O nnL

On above dates tho Baltimore 4 Ohio
Company will sell excursion tickets
Wheeling to Pittsburgh and return for
50 90 including one admission 10 the
Exposition, good two days, and when
sold on Saturday good to return on Mon
5ny E..
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" HERE SHALL. We BUY
OUR BOYS CLOTHES?
IS THE QUESTION!

y ee now thoroughly prepared to Of out your boys for Fall and Winter:
MecHHilyn mfEe II better stock than my other store in the city, and
we ", SCI! OUT goods at lower prices than others dc. We nave again tLissca-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-10-09

rh's Eusseii ~ infds y. but hardy with grace.
for BE-, not a BIZ lorry Ia figure or face.
The enl.fetor he i-usls at-does young Russell
b.
And he playa with the chef 81 The treasury.
Nov. who Is he. what Is he tell me. pray.
Who rlis % much space IN the papers to-days
HE edits m organ somewhere out west
That does not always show bis pas son - his
best:
And his % holds the seat II vhi,h Washing.
ton sat,
And thinks that his head nils biz grandfathcr's
ror you sec. bis granddsA vas : president
too
Best known Is the Hero as Tippeeanoe
"Ah.
But what are his q7alincationsys
None
He's only Ben Harrson's only soa."
And who 10 Dsn Harrisony'
"Oh: why. he
he'sshs grandfather Of Baby Mckee"
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HUMOROUS.

Mr.. Easy-"Isn't Mr.. Slowpay =
little deaf?" Mr.. Hardup-'1 can easily
believe II, rs I've been calling for more
than . year for some money he owes
me. "-IIarper's Bazaar.
-Desk-"Do you believe in writing
anony mously?" Quill-"well. I've often
wished that one Of my productions had
been anonymous" Desk-."what was
it?" Quill-"A letter proposing 70 Mr.
Quill"-N. Y. Sun.
-Physician-'I told you that you
needed change, and here / flnd you &c
the bank Is usual" Patient-"Well.
isn't this the place 20 get changer
Where can find more Of it?'-Pitts-
burgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Small Brother -"Pa says he wishes
you'd make haste and propose TO sis. :
Young Man-"Then he IL willing "a
let her marry mc?" Small Brother
"'Taint that. He says you won't come
% often after you have been kicked. -
Soundings.
Mr.. JagRs-'T tell you. whisky II
handy thing to have around when you
have cramps." Mrs. JagRs (who knows
. thing or two)-"Yes, and cramps are
a handy thing to have around when YOU
have whisky In the house. Philadel-
phia Record
A Change Of Diet--Enthusiasti
Young Lady, adore poets; do tell
ID al about them. They must b
ethereal creatures that live on love and
sunshinc!" Magazine Editor-sThcy
occasionally afford peanuts. "-Dralxs's
Magazine.
The Open Fireplace. Host what
do you think Of my new open flreplacef
just see how merrily the flames lcap.'s
visitor-"It's beautiful teeth chatter
ing), simply beautiful" Host-"If you
feel cold. come down into the kitchen
and get warm!- Yankee Blade.
--Four-year-old Charlotte had been
having some trouble with her En- glish.
but she has entirely passed her din
culties on one point II see how Il u
now, mamma, /" she said the other day.
''Hens set and lay" "Ycs." And
people sit and lie, don't they mamma?'s
-Washington star.
Such Il Fame. There's sometime
familiar about that tune" observed
Raynor. but cant recall the name
Of Il 70 save nv life" Don't know
'McGinty' when you hear ~" said
Shyne. pityingly. The band, mean
while, kept on playing "Boulangera
March. Chicago Tribune.
--Husband-"whe the tailor Gomez
for that suit Of mine % b mended I
want you 70 let him have t." wife
but should think you would let mo
mend them. II = % much cheaper"
Husband---"No, Il isn't The last timo
you mended my clothes Il cost ne nfoD
dollars for : new dress fos yoa~9
Clothisr and Turnlahes.