The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-03-26

average for the four preceding years of.
61,7S5.
He who gives pleasure meets with
it; kindness is the bond of friendship
and the hook of love; be who sows not,
reaps not.
If the spine is weak rub it with 81
mixture composed of one teacupfal oA
water, one tablespoonful of brandy and 81
pinch of soda.
"A Boston, Mass, Judge has deoideN
that cigars are medicine, and as sucE}
may be sold on Sunday. The judge must'
be smoker himself. a@
BY due process of law in New York
last year 100000 people who could not
pay their rent we're turned out into the!
street without place to go to.
= There is house in Fayette, Me-, so;
years old, in which, it is said, four gene
rations Of the same family have lived,
and yet only one death has occurred.
= The wide awake farmer visits other
farms than his own. When he fnds
conVeniences, methods and crops better:
than at home it improves his farming. 4!
= Samuel N. Rockhill, prominent
citizen Of Bordentown, N. j., blew. out
his brains with revolver Sunday night
after having been told by his doctor that
he had Bright's disease.
The ice harvest in Maine is now
practically completed. The crop is con-
siderably less than one half as large:as
that of last year, when, old ice included,
there were about 100000 tons under,
cover.
= Patient-"I am ever SO glad to be.
up again, doctor. You wouldn't do any
thing to cause relapse, would ysu?
Doctor-"Why, of course not" "Then1
don't bring in your bill for about twelve
months"
= "The other night, just as Robinson
was getting down on his knees to propose
to a girl, his suspender parted" "Hcw
unfortunate. Isuppose Robinson was in
a terrible rage, wasn't he?" "No, but
the girl was"
"A wealthy Atchiaon (Kan.) woman
made her will recently, and she says in it
that at the end of FIVE years all her for
tune is tu be given to her husband if he
can prove that he has visited her grave
ten times in that length of time.
Blankets are loaned to the poor, du-
ring the winter months, free of cost, by q
kind-hearted citizen in Brunswick, Ger
many. They are stamped, to prevent.
them from being sold or pawned, and
they are returned at the close of the cold
weather.
= Young John Jacob Astor goes tfs5
housekeeping, in spite of the fact tb 81
potatoes are 81 Goa bushel and Mex s5;S
leyed eggs are high. And his aalary- -p~
being an Astor is only about s100,0G
month. 1t is strange what chances yol Z.
people will take nowadays.
Mr.. Brantly Saunders lives down
No. s township, and it IS safe to say that
the combined weights of the members
will aggregate more than any other fam
lily in North Carolina. ia his wife
together weigh 490 pounds; four sons
weigh go pounds; and four daughters
pull the scales to S15.-Coacord Times.
Adam Oberhoizer is an S0-yeas.old
resident of Wapakoneta, O. A yesr or
80 ago he induced young woman to
marry him by giving her large oil farm
and $4,000 cash. The other day she pre-
sented him with a son and heir, and
Adam vented his JOY by going about the
streets singing at the top of his voice.
- J. II. Inman tells the Augusta
Chronicle that while no definite PROPOSE
tion has been made it is more than likely
that the Richmond Terminal will lease
the Georgia Central for ninety.nine years.
He says minority stock holders will be
consulted and that every effort will be
made to perfect an arrangement satisfac-
tory to everybody.
= The increasing prevalence of the
scientific spirit, with its passion for exact
statement, makes it more and more neces.
sary for men to say precisely what they
mean and nothing else. "What is your
last name, my little man?" asked the,
new teacher. Tommy" answered the
boy. ''Indeed What is your full name 2"
"Tommy Jones'" "Then Jones is your
last ?" "No, ma'am, excuse me.
When I WAS born my name was Jones,
and they didn't give me the other for
more than month"
1t is said that between the island Of
Madagascar and the coast of India there
are 10000 islands, only GOO of which are
inhabited. In any of these islands man
can live and support his family in prince.
ly luxury without working more than rs
days in the year. In fsct on come of
these islands he needn't work at all, as
nature provides,the food, and no clothes
are required. It strange that the great
fraternity of lazy men have not drifted TO
these islands; or it would be if they we're
not so lazy.
Confirmed.
The favorable impression produced on