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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14
Now, Give Attention

To the publication OF your blood. for ut NO sea-
be derived from good medicine, as in March.
April and May. Hoods Sarsaparilla is the peo-
pies fayorite spring medicine. 1t stands I'M
equaled for purifying the blood, curing scrofu-
la, salt sheum, etc regulating the kidneys and
liver. repairing nerve tissues. Strengthening
and invigorating the whole body, as well a.
checking the progress OF acute and chronic
diseases, and restoring the afflicted parts to .
natural, healthy condition. If you have never
tried Hood 3 Sarsaparilla for your spring med
icine" do so this season.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14
Tho Police Gazette

Is the only illustrated paper In the world con-
tanning all the latest sensational and sporting
news. No saloon keeper. barber or club room
man can afford to be without It: It always
address in the United States. securely wrapped
10 weeks for 81. Send cents for sample copy.
RICHARD X. Fox. franklin Square, New York
City.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

We desire to say to our citizens. that for years
We have been selling DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, DR.. Kings New Life Pills,
Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters,
and have never handled remedies that sell as
we'll, or that have given as universal satisfac-
ton. We do not hesitate to guarantee them
every time. and we stand ready to refund the
purchase price, if satisfactory results do not
follow their use These remedies have won
their great popularity purely on their merits.
For sale at Bonham's
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

The Spring Medicine.

The popularity which Hoods Sarsaparilla has
gained as a spring medicine is wonderful. 1t
possesses just those elements of healthgiving,
blood purifying and appetite restoring which
everybody seems to need at this season. Do
not continue in dull, tired, unsatisfactory
condition when you may be so much benefited
by Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t purifes the blood
and makes the weak strong.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14
San Francisco Meat market,

The following are the rates for
whole carcasses from slaughterers
to dealers in San Francisco:
BEEF-First quality. 6(961ac; second quality,
size; third quality. 4295c = ID.
VEAL-Quotable at 5000 for large and 6@sc =
ID for small. ar
MurroN--Quotablea at 7(G715c y 10.
LAMg-Quotable at 15glsc q ID,
PoRK-Live hogs. on foot. grain fed, heavy,
s2<@4Ac; dressed hogs, 6x@7c q ID.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores. Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands. Chilblaines. Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or
no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price Is
cents Ger box. For sale at B0nham's.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

Trains and Q run daily.
Train runs Mondays. Wednesdays and FRI
days.
Train runs Tuesdays. Thursdays and satur-
days
Passenger ,rains make close connection at
Mound House with express trains of virginia
and Truckee Railroad, which connect at Reno
with east and west-b bound trains OF Central Pa.
cifc Railroad.
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Hawthorne, with United States Stage Co.'S
coaches for Aurora t26 miles,; Bodie 49, miles);
and for Lundy and Bridgeport.
AT Luning. lbs miles from Mound House,.
with Gilmer, salisbury & Cos tri-weekly
stages, leaying Mondays. Wednesdays and Fri
days. for Downeyville. EVANSVILLE and Bel
mont.
At Candelaria, with United States Stage Co.'S
stages for Columbus Is miles,, Silver Peak.
Montesuma, Aida Valley. Gold Mountain. etc.
Al Keller. with stages for Cerro Gordro l6
miles,, Darwin t22 miles,. and Psnamint
HIM YERINGTON,
RI. LAWS, General Superintendent.
Assistant Superintendent.
u. A. BENDER,
General Freight and Passenger Agent.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

-
J A Huntoon, deed. land in Mason VAL
ley. .........$ 80 W
J P Haynes, keyes for Trsasurer's
safe. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. wv
Company I. LIST Brigade armory rent
jan, 1871. ........... .............. 70 "
T J A Flaws, Courthouse supplies. 80
James Scott, water for Courthouse 90
VIM Kean Courthouse supplies. %
J Smith. services as nightwatchman 10
LYON COUNTY TIMES, printing. ......... q 50
Thos Mack. Auditors Salary. 100 %
Thos Mack, Recorders fees............. R7s
7 K Hawkins. Justices fees .......... %
Theo. Vinson. Co. Com. per diem and
mileage ...................... ol "
w Spragg. Commissioners per diem
and mileage observation-disclosures. % -
G Jaqua, Commissioners per diem... 20 %
Huntoon, Treasurer's shay. l4l 6s
w Brann, Assessors salary $50 %
W Apsey, District Attorneys salary. lbs %
Henry Wood. Clerks fees and salary. ~ 90
WA Donnelly, Sheriffs salary and fees 159 %
&c Martin, material on bridge and
labor Of self and team. ....,.......... ~ W
Alum labor on road IA days.. II 90
John Brown, labor on road no days).-.. 80 90
Geo. Walton. labor on road Is days.. --. 90
Hickey, labor on road e days) ...... %
Matt Bay. work on road and team
Nicr Mullins labor ON road 70 aavs, sm
X A Cooke, labor on road tsl5 days1.. 10 -
| O A Brooks. labor ON road, self and
team ....................r.v.. 10 W
Welk Lothrop, grading debris from
bridge Il day) .................... SO
/ !. o T,,.h Iahor an h~,ao. ana ro.a
70 aans on' iaDo' on ''iuso anu io~u 40
CO. n ao.i - oo a.; d;
Siaa rtss' eoos "a "oou 'o' On n
- '.t'''-'
Matt Bay. cord wood for indigents -. 10 %
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

The appeal says that the estate
of the late George Tuay is valued
at nearer $4,000 than $4,000, as
STATED in the Tribune.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14

The following bills wereexamfned and allow
ed by the Board of County Commissioners ct
its regular monthly meeting, held March
I'd, 1891:
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

Lyon County, Nevada.
March Ter" OF 1o0 4.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1891-03-14
STATE OF NEVADA, 1
COUNTY OF LYON. !

COUNTY OF LYON,
l. H. Wood. County Clerk Of Lyon County
State of Nevada, do hereby certify that the
foregoing Is a full. true and correct copy Of the
original, which now remains of record In my
office At Dayton. In said county.
In testimony whereof have hsreunto
set my hand. and affixed the seal Of
Lyon County, this I'd day of March,
County Clerk
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
An Opal Worth . mu,,on.

Tho most famous opni IN history was
That which WINS worn In ring by the
Roman Senator Nonius, In tho days Of
tho trlumvlrnio. Its sllo scnrcoly
cqunllcd that Of mcdium-sizcd haze.
nut Yct its beauty and brillinncy
rendered II n marvel among the dict
tnn'i OF Romo especially when II WINS
known that tho gold-mlihs and money.
changers had sot liz value nt 81 900. g.
900. Mare Antony made overture,
10 Nonius for liza purchase, intending.
II Is thought. 10 present II TO Cleopatra,
but tho Senator refused 10 pnrt with II.
md. for fear that II would DO ,nlson
from him by sheer force. sought safety
In flight Here history loses NIL truce
Of this famous gem. thorc being no
record - H. transitional from Nonlus 10
my OF his fau.i'F.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
HYPNorizED APpErlrEs.
Latest and Most Scientific Method for
Curing Incbriates In the West.

Lntest and Most Scientific Method for
Curing Incbriates In the West.
Wholesale and retail dispensers OF
the various liquids .soul-dcstroyingn
are not at all discouraged at the story
that comes from the west that hypno-
tism has been enlisted In the cause OF
temperance, says the Commercial
Gazette. IL has been asserted that n
man was addicted TO the continuous
practice OF the art OF ingurgitation
was placed under hypnotic influence at
an exhibition one night, and that
when he was master OF himself again
he WAS distressed by the discovery
that his appetite for rum had disap-
pcarcd.
just whether or not ono's palate can
be hypnotized is an open question, for
Professor Charcot has not yet expressed
an opinion In tho matter. II il is
fact that hypnoiism will destroy the
taste for wine and other liquids that
cheer and tend TO incbriatc. 1t ndds
another argument to those already ad-
vanced why regulations to govern the
practice OF tho science should be
passed by law. 1t would DO rather u
distrcssful experience II n young gen.
tlcman with keen appetite for
schooncrs of lager beer, and who SUI
fcred from dyspepsia, should take II
course OF hypnotic treatment for the
cure OF the latter ailmcnt, and when
hc finished discover that the beer ap-
petite had been irretricvably ruined.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17

comically as tho story Of Dickio's
delirium came ont. The doctors
he's had six-all soy that he must have
been crazy-stark crazy--for days.
When did You ste hin lastP ,Didn's
YOU notice his peculiar actionsp Every
body says they are not surprised TO
hear his aightiness has turned into
brain fever, for they could SEQ 1t COM
ing on"
"How did they act Devercuxp Do
you think toy believed itP" queried
Dickie anxiously when his benefactor
returned to him.
"Course they didn't; you can catch
wcaslcs asleep, old chap; but 1t doesn't
matter what they believe. They can't
say they don't, and people in our class
don't have breach OF promise cases."
For the next week or so they made
poor Dickie's life n burden; they sweat
ed him down, they massnged him,
they starved him, they physicked him,
they wouldn't let him smoke, they
wouldn't let him have drop 81 wine:
In short, they reduced him from ii
plumA well-conditioned figure to
slip Of human flesh, but whom he
demonstrated or even showed signs OF
rebellion he was promptly quenched
by '.Do you want I'd got marriedP"
And then there were other complica-
tions. Flowers, fruit and dainty
dishes poured in upon him, for. being
rich and plenty able to buy them for
HIMSELF there wero plenty to save him
the expense. Now. II he'd been some
poor starving wretch! But pshaw!
that's different matter altogether.
When Dickie was once more con-
valcscent he went to call on the Hunts,
and, though they were Ice, and sleet,
md snow, he ratified on glibly and
smilingly OF this ball and that dinner,
gave his views on religion, politics.
and science, and took his leave with
MS graceful and racy bow rs you ever
saw. You believe you know who
Penelope Hunt was, do youP All right,
but don't Won mention Dickie Spooner
TO er-Philadelphia Times.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
This II From, Montreal,

A friend OF James johnson. Quebec
street Kingston. Ont, brought him u
swarm OF California beer bees. Hived
In self-sealers md given mixture OF
syrup. sugar and wn;er, tho colony
manufactures about three quarts OF
beer equal. II IA said. TO malt. and
enough drunk will put head on u
follow rs big as any one could desire.
James johnson. Jr.. Factory street,
Odessa. came hero aud took swarm
home. They nrc In nm cight-ouncc
bottle, and resembles "baby's own"
sponge. Whom placed In the sun or
In n warm place ,hoy shoot rapidly
from their bed to the top OF the fluid.
then return lnnguidly TO tho bottom
again. When hundreds OF them shoot at
once they make things slzzlc. About
twon'y-iour hours completes the mike
md tho beverage Is then 1T for usc.-
Montreal Star.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
a Good Wan Rewarded.

lie was good man. Ho threw a
scalskin sacquo over the shoulders OF n
fainting girl on Niagara suspension
bridge. The dis'rnught creature wore
II on to Niagara Falls, where this Sam.
aritan relieved her OF II and wendell
his way. And verify no had his rs.
ward, being richer by $50 customs
duties, which his bcneyoloncc had
cvadod. To importers OF soalskin, the
humor Of this proceeding may be dis
iortod. viewed through the rofractiye
medium Of personal interest. The
other &C. 900, 900 may be permitted to
pay tho tribute Of delight To n nimblo-
ness Of wit TINT accrcdlts civilizations;
For civilization has been defined
",ho triumph Of man over his aeci'
dents"
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
German
Syrup"

The majority Of well-read phys
Icians now believe that Consump-
Gon Is germ disease. In other
words, instead Of being in the con-
stitution itself it is caused by innu-
merable small creatures living in the
lungs having no business there and
eating them away as caterpillars do
the leaves of trees.
A Germ The phlegm that is
coughed up is those
Disease. parts of the lungs
viii CHI have been
gnawed off and destroyed. These
little bacilli, as the germs are called,
are too small to be seen with the
naked eye, but they are very much
alive just the same, and enter the
body in our food, in the air we
breathe, and through the pores of
the skin. Thence they get into the
blood and finally arrive at the lungs
where they fasten and increase with
frightful rapidity. Then German
Syrup comes in, loosens them, kills
them, expells them, heals the places
they leave, and SO nourish and
soothe that, in short time consump-
tves become germ-proof and we'll. .
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17

In my opinion. writes good critic,
dialect stories nre much overdone. or
late many dialect stories have appeared
and more or less surfcitcd the public.
Sometimes they nre very readable.
especially when thoy arc true to ma
turc. never try to get away from
the real talk OF the colored man when
writing n story where he has to be
quoted. The original Virginia darkcy
Is good model 10 follow. lie Is. ms n
rule, II he is old. full Of pleasing rem
inisccnccs, and is always contrasting
the present with tho past much to the
dlsparngemcnt OF the former. / think
1t will not be long before tho old type
OF Virginia darley will disappear. A
younger generation is coming on and
they have nothing TO make them es-
pccially original. II Is melodious 10
the ear TO hear nm old dnrScy talk. He
drops all his g's and deals chiefly with
vowcls. He never uttcrs cultural
word. His sentences flow like acpho-
no,ic vocabulary sliding down river
OF vowels.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
Tho nriiI,I,,rr,. IIitir SinrY.

II never felt myself Iloorcd but once
In my liic," said tho drummer. with
the mir OF man who thinks he Inns
something worth tho telling. ut WINS
down In Maine" he continued. after
waiting long enough 10 set curiosity on
nm edge. I'D boon living on railway
sandwiches FOR week. and Just
longod for square meal. Well. we
had 10 stop NJ way station for "A
couple Of hours, on account Of hot
box or something o. that sort, and one
OF the br,ltcmcn pu, mo ON 10 what he
said wins II iirst-cluss restaurant I
looked II mp and ordered steak. Tho
steak cnuo, but II WINS n disnppoint-
mcnt- J rawol away on II TIL my arms
achcd. II WIS out Of the question TO
chew the small bits ,oro OF from II.
though tried hard. ! gave /, up
finally mud IA paid my score said
Incidentally That's nbout the tough
csi eating ever experienced. Ito
took tho money swept Il into tho
dinwor. and without CULVER no coUily
remarked, You don't seem 10 CON
slider how much good I'll do you In
tho way Of exercised "-.-lioston Tran
aprlpt
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17

The following remarkable account
has been cullei for Notes for the
Curious" from tho writings Of Joaquin
Miller, and have reference To tho vol
cano OF Mama Loa In tho Sandwich
Islands. Aftor visiting tho
American consul n, Honolulu we start
cd for the volcano. and after hnrd.
hot climb, reached the edge OF prcc-
ipicc overhang!ng Lake Of molten
fire 10 miles In circumference and 100
feet below us. This is called by the
natives killancn, or god OF fire. II is
the largest active volcano In the world.
and is 6. 900 feet above tho sen level.
This molten mass went dashing
against tho cliffs on the opposite side
with noise like tho deep and mighty
surges OF a stormy ocean. Waves OF
blood-rcd fiery liquid lava hurled their
pillows on an iron-bound hcadlnnd and
then rushed up tho face OF tho clIH 10
toss their CORY sprny high In the air.
This restless hoavlng lake OF ilro boil.
cd and bubbled, never remaining silent
for Il single instant. There In mn
island on one sidc of this lake which
the fiery waves attack INCREASINGLY and
with relentless fury. IN II bent on hurl.
Ing II from It's base, Ga tho other
side there was n large cavity into
which this burning mass rushed with
loud roar breaking down In Its i'm
pctnous, hcadlong cnrocr the gigantic
stnlactltcs that ovorhung tho mouth Of
this cavern, and ninging up tho liquid
material for the formation OF now ones.
II Is terribly grand, mngni1ccn,iy sub
lime; but no word can adequately de.
scribe such n scene. and no power but
that OF Omnipotcnco produce II.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
THE FORCE OF HABIT.
Queer story Of = smoker Told by =
staid and Prosalc PIysioIan.


II w,a aftor d;pror M yo,ro,. ..v.
tho po,tnn Glohe val. i,nowr
Commonwealth nvon,a phvs,c,n, ms
bocn dining with N fow nrofoaaioroI
>-. ,rG ma Tho cignrs were light
cron.S9, ~ .,d IN tho tobacco
eui u'S ai'h ef,>a tho rnce nj
,iapi'' nrs' y its eaaGt uP". =.
iaree' aha ti9n III ts peo"'ia' oHe".-
upon various ihdiViduals. a. :,
KNOW man. said the eider
physlcian' whose income, by tho way
runs INTO hve hgurcs IN fact he Is
now IN my employ VINO 10 inc Victi M
OF inc stranSest whims In regard TO
INC use OF inc weed mat ever came
uhuc' my ooserVa'ioh' lie Is SCOTCH
nun hDout Sixty years OLD. Twelve
years aso no deserted from tho Eng
lish navy anu ca'no 10 TINS country,
"hch gave MN positon US COACH
nun VI.
one morning wont mo inc stable
hho not'cea that hoie aoout TWO ieet
squato rna oeon cut III parutlon DO.
,moeri 'wo s,"iis ana iittio sheii ma
oeoi iu,'cu up uhdernentn ~.
Mohucrou "hn. On earth IL hao peep
uohe 'or' ou' i'ohaiu was AWAY NJ inc
s,,a' nnu when no ca'ho oacR IL ma
siiPpo" my hihu'
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
LIFE.
Dur Life, our life is like narrow raft
khoae upon the hungry seq,

Our Life, our Life is like narrow raft
klioaA upon tho hungry sea,
Horeon 10 Tut . little space,
And all mon eager for place,
Do thrust each other III the sea;
And each man, Sagsr for place;
Does thrust his brother in tho sea.
And 20 our life 10 wan with fears,
And so tho sea Is salt with tears.
All, well IA thec, thou art asleep!
Alb, woll "a thee, thou art asleepi
Our lifo, our lifc Is like curious play,
Whom each man hideth from himself.
"1.ct us 10 opon a. tho day."
Ono mask docs to tho other say,
Whcn no would deeper hide himself.
s'Iet us BIO open as the day."
That ho may better hide himself.
And go tho world goes round and round
Until our life with rest Is crowned.
All, well Is thee, thou art asleepl
All, well Is thee, thou art asleepl
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17

a complaint commonly made against
fashionable girls is that they use slang
bordering on actual profanity says
Tho Now York Sun. A maiden with
brown eyes and rosy mouth crcpt
close to bashful young man at u
reception and said:
III you'll never let on I'll tell you
something"
The young man blushod and
promised never TO break the confidence
rcposod IN him.
"Woll, It's just this" said the girl.
"whcn anything goes wrong with mo l
swear"
The young man attempted TO observe
that swearing in pretty young lady
was naughty. but ho made failure OF
II, uhd his companion went on talking.
More girls swear than you think. l
Just know amy quantity OF them that
arc positively shocking whca they sc,
provoked. My chum. Mignon. is
really terrible sometimes. told her
tho other day that l would have Ia
stop going with horif she didn't refrain
from saying bad words, Sho couldn',
miss car, stud her toe or burst Il
button OF her glove but but she express
cd horsclf most frightfully right before
everybody. Now. II isn't nice, is 1t,
for girl TO use swear words? And II
really will get TO DO regular thing
with us II we don't stop. am already
Indicted TO the habit. Why, l broke
the point of my thumb nail to-day
and when did just lot on, good.
"Wha. did you say?" tho bashful
young man managed 10 ask.
ii said, % dcvil.'n
The young man blushed n li'.l,.ai
rcd and asked tho poor, forsahcn ciri
Il he might get n cup Of chocolate for
her
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17

An old lady In Bellovillo was dying
Of lingering illness and hor pastor
called upon her TO administer religious
consolation. After some general con-
yorsa,ion tho minister brought forth
his Blblo and. suggesting that she
might feel consolcd by hearing n
chapter read. asked her what sho
would prefer.
We'll. don't much care" was tho
reply, "but that story about Samson
setting fro to tho foxes tail Is about as
funny us any."-Albany Argus.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
Strength aud health 80 togcthcr-wIth
tho exception OF butter,
The father gathers his dollars In conta
his son scnttors tho cents In dollars.


A man who has prnr,lced medicine for 70
years, ought 10 know sali from sugar. tcan
what he says 1oLrpo, o., Jan, 10, ihS''
Metffr. Y. !. Cheney A -srbilrfnrn -
have been In The general practice OF medicine
fof most 20 yuAfa, and would sny that In All my
practice aud experience have never seen apirte
htptlon that ! could prescribe with as fnuch
confidence ~ succrss hs ! can Halle Chtntfl,
Cure, manufactured b, you Have prescribed
II great many tunes aud H. effect IL wonder
ful. aud would say In conclusion that have
,rt 10 md a ease " ra,affh that II would not
rnte, II they would take II accorilnr " dlfec'
lions Yours Truly, h.. l.. GoitutH,MD.
oiilce, 2ih summit ~
W. will give 'iD0 Tor any ease ~ ta'affh that
rAl not DE- cured with Halls lataffh tnfc'
Token Internally Y, J. CHENEY A Co,
rfops.. Toledo, o. tb-soli bT Druggists, 'be'
Tho fellows who are waiting for tho oi'ico
70 seek tho man are getting awfully tired.
The state herald. (Holyoke, Logan County, Colo.) 1887-1921, 1891-04-17
Lendsn'. Fog. Dr.crIbnd.

A letter recently sent 10 Punch by nm
irato London humorist gives some faint
Idea OF the terrors OF the iogs thcrc.
The writer says: Sir: have rcnd
several letters in the papers complain
Ing Of the fog, and asking not only
how one is 10 protect the system from
Its injurious effects. but also soliciting
information MS TO how one Is To sale
guard ones self against street accidents
II obliged To quit tho premises during
It's prevalence. Tho first Is simple
enough. Get II complete divers suit.
put II on, and lot an attendant follow
You with n pumping apparatus FOR tho
purpose OF supplying you with tho
fumes of hydro-bicarbon In n state OF
suspension. This will considerably
assls, the breathing. 10 ryoid street
accidents wear nm electric light, 300
candle power. on the top OF your hat.
round the brim Of which. Ia ease pf
accident, you have arranged dozen
lighted night lamps. Strap duplex
reflector on 10 your back and fnstcn n
hanson cab lamp on N cuch knne.
Lot II couple OF boys, bearing fltming
links and beating dinner gongs, clear
the way for you. while you yourself
shout: Hero comes the boyle man"
or any other appropriate di,iy through
fog horn, which you carry In one
hand while you spring u p0liccman's
ancient rattle vigorously with tho
other. You viii. II thus provided. get
along capit,lly. DO careful ut cross
ings. for your sudden appearance
might possibly brighten nm omnibus
horse or two aud cnuso trouble.
haven't tried all this yet myself bat n
friend Of mine nj Colnoy Hatch assures
mo be has and found II n great
sncuos..N