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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19
Modern MagiclanS.

Among the wild tribes of Africa,
and equally 50 among the abOriginies
Of America, the magician, or med
icine man, is looked upon us endowed
with supernatural powers. Some are
specialists, and among these the most
valued and respected are the Grain
makers" Rain being indispensable
to the maintenance of either animal
or vegetable life, it is not to be won
dered at that those supposed to have
the power to bring the welcome
showers should be reverenced as
almost divine benefactors. These are
regarded as savage approximations,
but strange to say. "rain Makers,
have appeared in our day and country.
The United States government had a
oorps of rain makers in Texas last,
summer, who with series of terrific
explosions, produced rain-with some
exceptions. One Melbourne, of Ohio,
deluged Cheyenne with water from
the clouds, without artillery, balloons
or other visible means. These re-
ports may be exaggerated; they may
not he true; and tho magicians may
be only hulnbugs. One modern una
gician, however, has demonstrated q
clear title-and he is the inventor of
the railroad. Transportation is easy.
swift, and even luxuriously comfort
ab e-provided your ticket is bought
over "The Burlington the great
scenic and vestibuled line of the
Northwest. For tickets, maps, and
timetables. call on any of its ticket
agents, or address ". j. c. Kenyon,
Gen. Pass. Agent c.. b. & n. r. R..
S.. Paul, MINI.
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Children Cry for
Pitchers CaStOFia.
kI{;a BID D *:
IGl!l5'tISz;{1i
3slss ! s:l;s ssSs. Il IN s:S i1s:S sS:Ss
Salvation Oil TE1 !. OF an 1a Is e.
A Universal Question.

"How can l get the most for the
least money!" This is the almost
universal question among Americans.
Always in business, usually in pleas
ure, often in religion, this is the tape
and rule by which new proposition
is measured. Not to write a homily,
but to aid hard.worked men in find
ing homes, and seekers of pleasure
and health in finding desirable Ravens
is the purpose Of this notice. We
make it brief by saying: "Take the
Great Northern Railway, from Nor
ris to the Northwest and Pacific
Coast" Publications concerning
the Northwest sent free and letters
Of inquiry answered by F. l. Whit
ney, G. p. & L. a., st. Paul, MINI.
The readers of this paper are advised
to call and see L. A. Ilamblen. gent
G. n. R'y., for particulars if 4 trip
for pleasure, business or health is
contemplated to AIRY part Of the
United States.
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the LATE ELECTIONS.

The opinions Of the result OF the
cUlnrs of the rainbow. 1t looks very
plain to us, that wherever protection
WAS the issue democracy triumph ed.
Parties catch at straw. they are
alwas prolific Of causes for either de-
feat or victory, rs the case may be.
The republicans claim that the Ohio
election was fought on the great is
size Of protection, and won OH that
issue. II protection won in Ohio it
AhOuld have won also in New Jersey,
Kew York and Massachusetts. for
the farther east you so manufacture
ing is the greater issue, and il pro-
teGtiun,. or rather prohibition. was
good foE The people Massachusetts
slpuld ca OverwhelminglyGin favor Of
McKinleyism. but it did not.
Tie democrats were defeated 10
Gah 10. Aee&usS Of the rotten silver
plank iu thsir platform, as they
nnghL ~ 40 heat. The democratic
party IGWays OOAstsd, and justly. of
l~Img hard Doney party, but when
they left thNG principle for the Iur-
posi- of catching votes. they went
down. II theg will take this lesson
We'll W heart. there will I've slime for
them to recuperate for 90.
Aside from this Ohio, is a very pro-
bounced republican state, and III nd
dittlon To tins there was $1,000 200
s.nt into that state to bolster up the
Mckinley hill.
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THE RED FLAG.

The red flag has again been waV-
ing in Chicago. to the terr' l. of law"
abiding citizens. The police took a
hand this time before the anarchists
had time to throw their bombs, ard
forced them to hoist the American
flag along side it. AS this red flag is
the emblem of blood, and as it is
borne by men who are avOwed en-
emles of this country and all its be<
nign institutions; is it not time 10
call halt with these gentlemen?
They are reneg4dts, many of them
escaping the Vengean 3e of Il violated
law In their own country. They
come here under the semblance of
liberty-they would destroy all lib
erty. Every man of common intelli-
gence knows that this the most free
and liberal government in the world;
guaranteeing to every man equal
rights under the laws, and worship
of Cod according to the dictates Of
conscience.
These blessings are too valuable to
De trampled upon by such blood,
thirsty Migrants, and we say, hands
off. The police should be upheld in
every act they Go to suppress the: e
displays of venom and hatred against
the laws of our country. Four yeaI S
ago, in that same city Of Chicago,
scores Of these officers of the
law went down in blood before these
mlscreantS, and the only assurance of
safety for our country is to NEE
them at once. and nip their vile
plots in the bud. If they are allowed
to go on unmolested, disseminating
their perniciOus doctrines, they will
build up monster that will be hard
to control.
All this we say about the anarch~
lists, while we believe in the broadest
discussion Of every subject that will
tend to ameliOration of the condition
of every class of citizens under the
law.
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The Tribune holds that the first
duty of the government is to adopt and
maintain such economic policies rs
shall prOtt ct It's citizens from u de
grading competition with cheap
people, with those who have no alter
native but to take what is offered or
starye; men who are obliged to &C.
cept in return for labor the smallest
amount that Will sustain animal life.
Morris Tribune.
The Tribune follows on with u list
of cheap goods, such as hats, shoes,
clothing, farm products, groceries,
and so on ad in6nitum, which cheap
labor will produce.
Brother Stevens need not fear for
cheap goods 50 long as goods are pro
tected to the very verge of prOhi
b;tion. The republican policy is
high priced goods and cheap labor.
Competition with foreign manufacL-
ured goods is rendered impossible
with the present tariff, but where is
the protection for American labor!
Steamship companies food the coun
tries of Europe. offering the greatest
inducements to these people "who
are obliged to take what is offered
or starve." They are brought here
10y the shiplOad through Inisrepre-
sensations, and when they come they
are compelled to take any wages Of
! fered them, and thus throw the
American operatives out OF employ
ment.
A few months ago the country was
! Mortified by the news of bloodshod
in the coal and coke regions of Penn
sylvania Occasioned by riotOus Poles.
These same Poles were brought here
through Misrepresentation of the
emisarries of these steamship com
panies who told them they could get
$500 per day. When they arrive
hero tn y can hardly get IS cents per
day. Is it any wonder these victims
Of greed should rise in rebellion
against their cruel task makers 1.-THE
protected mOnopolistS?) If one is
protected why not both; either take
the duty off manufactured goods OF
! put 1t on to operatives. Don't let us
hear SO much twaddle about the ad
Y8ntHges Of protection, while the
very cheapest labor OF Europe is ir
invited to cut down the price oil
| labor.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19
THE FARMERS CONGRESS.

The llth annual session Of the
Farmers Congress met at Sdalia
40. on the 10Th inst. with 2Io dele
gates from thirty states "nd terri
tories. Gov. Francis delivered the
address of welcome in behalf of the
state. He said there were two great
questions, the prOpec solution of
which would tend ~ ameliOrate the
condition Of the farmers. One was
the Improvement Of the great water
courses; and advocated AN appropri~
priatiun Of $40, 900, 900 for that pnr-
pose. And the other was the i'm
prOvemeuS of country roads, to ell
able farmers to reach the best mar
ketS in the easiest manner. These
propositions were agreed to by vice
president Smith. who warmly EN-
dOrSed the views of the Governor.
Acting Mayor Carroll delivered an
address, to which Col. NePdham, of
Boston responded. IL reply he said:
I'VE came here, not as Democrats,
not us Republicans. and thank God,
not as Farmers AlllancerS." They
c'me he said. representing the agri-
cultural interests of the nation. and
net as party. Before adjourning
the first day, Il resolution of thanks
WAS passed to Hon. J. NJ, Rusk. Sec.
Of Agriculture Of the L. $, for the
great and good work he has accomp>
lished. and begging continuation of
the same.
A rational convention Of this kind
means great deal. The farmers of
this country are an Intelligent body
of men and can let their wants he
known, and have their rights granted
them in an intelligent manner. The
politicians or wheat gamblers, who
suppose The farmers are ignorant be
cause they are farmers, miss their
mark widely. The life Of farmer
gives him opportunities for thought,
that the man in Il more active line OF
life is depriN ed of. The most pro.
found thought can be evolved while
following the pillow; and with body
of such men celebrating for the go I'd
of the whole body of farmers, we
, look for the result with interest.
Whatever name the farmers organ
ize under, they should see to it that
they hold together for Ill the rights
they are entitled to. 1t is a mis-
fortune that so many politicEl rene.
gsdes from the old parties should
jump to the front and resolve to rule
or ruin every new movement which
is attempted for the good Of the Suf-
fering classes; but we have faith in
the good JUG gment Of the farmers.
and believe they will retire these all"
yentureIS, and not allow themselves
TO be led into wild yagaries which
must END in failure.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CATNOLlC:- REV. (1EoRGg GAsKELL, Prizes
Mas every Sunday, al 1880 y. III. Sunday
school every Sunday at $3.50 pm. Vesper
AK p.
METH0DISF:-R Rev. s Ellery, Pas
cor Services every sund at 1880. 8, III
and 1880 T.. IN. Prayer meetil On Thnrsdsys'
at 7:3"p. IA.
CuNGREGATIONAL:-RrS NM Herrirk,
NJ. and 7:s0 p. III. Prayer meeting Of ,be
y. p. ). c. Z. every Sunday evening ut $50.
Prayer meeting every rhursdsY ~ 1880 p. N.
NORWEGIAN EVANGELICAL LUTHRA
AN Raw. 2. A. DIsERIcHsoS, Pastor. Sersics
Sud meetings At times designated BY pastor
CONFERENCE-.RRy. O. DAHLR PAstCH
Meetings At 1880 o'clock every Wednesday,
evening.
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LIBRARY MOL.

The theory that fiction dealing eX-
clusively with refined and poetic 10 We
is best written by women will be
proved true if other women can write
such ardent and tropical rhapsodies
rs Mrs. Amelia E. Barr's latest work,
Love for an Hour is Love Forever.
1t may, however, be justly doubted
whether any other woman can pro-
duce 50 eNquisltelY tender, so warm
and 30 charming love story as this,
Mrs. Barr's favorite and masterpiece.
This much of the theory is certainly
true: that M male author can COM
pare with Mrs. Barr in the portrayal
of idyllic love. Love for an Hour
is Love Forever" Will begin in the
New York Ledger of November 81.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19
CONSUMPTION Cured

An old physician, retired from
practice, having had placed in his
hands by an East India missionary
the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent
cure of Consumption, Bronchitis,
Catarrh. Asthma and all throat and
Lung Affections, also positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility
and all Nervous Complaints, after
having tested its wonderful curative
powers in thousands of cases, has felt
it his duty to make it known to his
suffering fellows. Adjusted by this
motive and desire to relieve human
suffering. will send free of charge,
to all who desire it. this recipe, in
German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using.
Sent 10y mail by addressing with
stamp, naming this paper.
w. A. MOVES, $40 Powers Block.
Rochester, N. Y. 1859
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Electric Bitter

This remedy is becoming so we'll
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the Same song
of praise.-A purer medicine does
not exist and it IL guaranteed to do
ell that Is claimed. Electric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the Liver
and Kidneys, will remove Pimples,
Boils, Salt Rheum and other affec.
tiOns caused by impure bloUd.-Will
drive Malaria from the system and
prevent as we'll rs cure all Malarial
frvers.-Fur cure IF Headache, Con-
situation and Indigestion try Electric
Bitters-Entire satisfaction guaran.
teed, or money refunded. Price soc
and 81 90 per bottle ut Fritz Bucken.
tins drug store.
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RECLINING cHAIR CABS.

If you intend going East or South
via. 1T. Paul and Chicago, why not
lake 1.-THE Burlington" day train
frO.n 81. PAM and Minneap"lis. and
enjoy the beautiful scenery of the
upper mississippi! This train has
que feature nst afforded 10y any other
line bet weem the Twin Cities and
Chicago; it carries elegant Reclining
CHAIR Cars. which makes the i1urney
delightfully."- easy and comfortable
and no extra charge is made to those
occupying seats in them. Insist on
the agent giving yO" tickets via
'.The Burlingt"n''--C. u. j. n H. h
lind lake no others.
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II Should No In Every House.

J. i. Wilson. 81 Clay St.. Sharps.
burg. Pa, says he will not be with
out DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, that
1t cured his wife who was threatened
with Pneumonia after an attack Of
LA Grippe" when various other re.
indies and several physicians had
done her no good. Robert Barber, of
Cooksport. Pa, claims DR.. Kings
new Discovery has done him more
good than anything he ever used for
Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try
1t. Free Trial Bottles at Fritz Buc.
kentin's Drug Store. Large bottles,
SIC, aud 81. 90.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,,
had running sore on his leg of eight
years standing. Used three bottles
of Electric Ritters and seven boxes
of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his
log is sound and we'll. John Speaker,
Catawha, O., had five large Fever
sores on his leg, doctors said he was
incnrahle. One bottle Electric Bit
ters and one box Bucklen'S Arnica
Salve cured him entirely. Sold at
FRITZ BUCKENTIN's Drug Store.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

Wants Young men and ladies to learn
T-l.graphy Shorthand, personally or by mail
uk-kcepiDg, German, type-n riting etc.; a
conf plete business course in nutshell, over
three hundred graduates now holding re-
81 onsible positions OF honor; lowsst terms;
occasional chance to make board for Cata-
log tie and any other information; address
r. A. MARION, 4th and jackson Streets,
43.3m ST, Paul, MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

Tive Important matters will come
Up before the Supreme Court Of the
United states for argument Oh the
Both of this m0nth, one is the cOnsti-
tutionality of the Mckinley tariff bill
and the other is on the ruling of
speaker Reed with reference to
counting quorum when Il quorum is
present. but not answering to their
names. On the first we will not ven~
ture u guess; OH the second we pre-
dict that Reed will be sustained
Perhaps the wish Is father to the
prediction. 1t should be so ruled, as
II minority should not be allowed to
stop all necessary legi station. no mat
ter whose OK Is gored. If wrong
Legislation he enacted, the majority
is responsible, and it. should be suf~
ficient for the minority To vote and
protest against it. withaut having the
power to stop al business of Congress
indefinitely.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

without any teacher: you came to the rescue
when Miss Laturge deserted her DClSartc class
so suddenly, and CO rtalnly we are all lnprOE-
ing i'll grace under your instruction; heard
you telling Tommy EamcS last evening how
his club made mistakes in playing baseball;
you seem to be up on all the latest fadS, and
know just whattO do under all circumstances;
you entertain beautifully; and in the last
month you have i'm proved so in health, owing,
you tell me, to your physical Gu lture exercises.
Where do you get all of your information
from in this little Out-of- the way place for
you never go to the city"
KATE: "Why, Jennie, you will make me
vain have only one source of information,
but it is surprising how it meets all wants. ]
very seldom hear of anything new but what
the next few days bring me full information.
on the subject. Magic2 mol MagaZincl
really furnishes the reading for the whole
household: father has given up his magazine
that he has taken for years, rs he says this
one gives moro and better information ON
the subjects of the day; and mother says
that it is that that makes her such famous
housekecpcr., In fact, we all agree tlut it is
the only really FAMILY magazine published,
as we have sent for samples of al Of them,
and find that one ia all for men, another all
for women, and another for children only,
While this one suits every ono of us; So We
only need to take one instead of several, and
that Ia where the economy comes ill, for it is
only 500 Il year. Perhaps You think SIN
ours, or. better still, send 10 cents to the pub
Usher, w. Jennings DemOrest, Is East l4ih
Street, New York, for q sample copy, and
shall always consider that ! have done Eru
great favor; and may lie you will he cutting
us ont. as you say we have the reputation Of
being the best Informed family III town. If
that he SO, it is DcmOrcst'S Family Magazine
that does it"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

Mail both east aud W est closes 8 pm.
This Office is open from ga. III. to 3 p. m
du ring the week, and on Sundays, from IL
g. p. 10.
Mail tor Little Falls closes at 7:l5 IA. fer
Br0w ne Valley at 1910 p. IN.
b. w. RAHALL Postmaster.
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S.. Paul, MINI

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
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A POPLAR FAMILY

JENNIE: "How is it. Kate, that you always
Seem to catch on to the last new thing? DO
what ] may, you always seem to get ahead
Of me-"
KATE: OF don't know: I certainly do not
ma c any cXertiOn i'll that dircctiOn.n
JESNIE: Well during the last few months,
Ior example, you have taken up painting,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-11-19

40. T. ". Morris Lodge No. So. Meets
each Tuesday evening ct their hall.
J. A. JOHNSON, NV.
J. D. GGLLRsPIE. Rec.
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OF V. ALERT SchefFer Camp No. IS, 1neets
End and 4th Thursday OF each month.
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CIVIC SOCIETIES.

~ .-Gold.n shesf Lodge
No 1879, mesasIsa D Srd Saturday Of each
month. U. A. HASCOcK, W. n.
W. ". 0sswsIn, SEQ.
Mt LEBANOH R A CHAPTER No a.
III, cts xSWed ofeach mouth.
D.R. SUTHER AID, II. p.
T. j. JoXss, Sec.
KING HTS TEMPLAR,- Bethel Command.
cry No. -, meets End and 4th Monday of
each month. ". J. MUNRO, 4. c.
&C Thorpe, Rec.
g.. rig 4. J. Overton Post No. 80
meets / & Friday Ot each month. at n. Ill.
y. E. SPURR, Com.
II. T BEvAss. Adj.
OF V ALERT SchefEer Camp No IS, >eets
2nd and 4th Thursday OF each month.
II. K. SPcKK. Capt. P. DEDEIcH, LIST L.
A. 0. y. ". Morris Lodge No. So. MAsts
each Tuesday evening st their ball.
J. A. Johnson, II. W.
J. D. GILLESPIE. Rec.
Also Select Knights meet Of same hall tst
and 3Vl Friday vi each month
J. D GILLESPIE Com.
". u. MILES, Rec.
DIVISION NO. l. A. O. H. Meet at
Wnrkmsns Hall LIST Sunday of every mouth.
s. A. FLAH -RTY, Pres.
P. F. CHUReH, Rec Sec.
THos. CHU RICH JR., Fin. Sec.
P. A. McCARrHY, Iueurance Sec.
I. O. r. Crystal Lodge Nol32 meet ev-
cry Monday nis LIT at its hall.
W P. F"wLER,R. s. A. c. THORPE, Nc.
A NCt;ONvILLR,P $. C.I.CRDoNQTIsT v e.
PUBLIC LIBRARY
Open every Saturday from 3toG aud to
o'clock pm.
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Also Select Knights meet Of same hall rst
and 3Vd Friday Of each month
]. D GILLESPIE Com.
WI. MILES, Rec.
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l. O. O. +. Crystal Lodge No 1872 meet ev-
cry Monday nis LIT at its hall.
W P. FnwLER,R. s. A. G. THORPE, Nc.
A NCt;ONvILLR,P.S C.I.CRDoNQTIsT. v e.
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II. T. BEvAEs, Adj.

e. RIG 4. J. Overton Post No. 80
meets & Friday ot each month. at n. Ill.
y. &. SPURR, Com.
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PUBLIC LIBRARY
MORRIS POST OFFICE

Open every Saturday from 3 TOT aud tc
9 o'clock pm.
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ONciuL paper OF tie City.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

10th JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
,, HON c. l.. BROWN, Morris
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KNIGHTS TEMPLAR,- Bethel Command .
cry No. -, meets End and 4th Monday of
each month. ". j. Munro, 4. c.
\. L TRoRPE, Rec.
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DIVISION NO. 1. A. O. H. Meet at
W"rkmsns Hall list Sunday of every mouth.
"A. FLAH -RTY, Pres.
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A'P. "a. -. - Golden sheaf Lodge
No 1879, meets lsa o Srd Saturday Of each
month. Y. A. HANCOCK, W. n.
W. ". 0sGsWaGD, Sec.
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I t : NHV NOIA , NJ A1VD' -.
THos. CHU RCH JR., Fin. Sec.
P. A. MCCABrHY, Iueurance Sec.
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Mt LEBAlNH R A CHAPTER No ~
III, cts x3Wed ofeach month
d.. SUTHER AID, II. P.
r InSws Seq
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1891-12-26
Justice in Japan.
From The chicneo nernld


II. B. Hubbell a New York tourist who
is at the Richelieu, says that Japanese JUS
tice as dealt out in some sections of the
country has the effect of making business
in the courts very dull. "We were at
little place called Akilas, said Mr. Hub
bell, 'where we called upon the Chief Mag
istrate and asked permission to see the ad
ministration of japanese justice He told
us to call at a certain hour next dag and
we came very gladly. The magistrate or
dered prisoner to be brought in with the
prosecutor and witnesses. The culprit was
charged with stealing two yen, about 81 60
"'What have you to say?' asked the
magistrate.
"'The prisoner stole my money, an
swered the prosecutor.
"'What do the witnesses say ? inquired
the magistrate.
az saw him in the act was the reply
of each one.
"Then the magistrate said to the pris-
oner; -Four weeks Imprisonment for
stealing; | will send the prosecutor to Jail
one week for not being smart enough to
keep his own money, and sentence the wit
nesses for the same time for not minding
their own business.