The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-05

she said she wasn't very fond OF me, when
she hears that some great trouble has come
to me, that she will sit down and have
good cry and then come and tell me how
sorry she is for me. l can forget in five
minutes that heard she said she didn't like
me- like the average woman because she's
more agreeable than either saints or women
who know it all. You can live with her;
you can put up with her fads and fancies,
because she is real. You don't care if she
does know a cheap mllliner that she won't
tell you about. Some day when her heart
gets the better of her brain, she Will not
only tell you, but trot off to the woman
and insist that she must do things for you
at as low a price as she has for her. An
other reason why like the average woman
is because she isn't what the messenger boys
call 'snifty." She doesn't get herself up
on a pedestal and condescend to all the rest
of the world, and she is perfectly willing to
ask questions, and is equally indignant if
they are not answered. Probably it's be.
cause I'm such an absolutely average woman
myself that like them.
YOU CAN TELL THEM BY THEIR BRAY.
Ionce knew genius who was the most
uncomfortable person l ever met. She
thought she could wear your clothes and
never return them, borrow your books and
give them away, dress like his Satanic
Majesty, and have it all excused because
she was a genius. Another acquaintance Of
mine was one who was spoken of as being
'far above the average woman" and she
was SO deadly far above that she hadn't
sense enough to do what even the dogs do
go in when it rains.
Sisters and brothers, but specially broth
ers, even on a day in June | express my
gratitude that the good Lord made me
lust an average woman, and | think the
donkeys who object to her are far below the
average woman, and show it by the way
they bray.
WOMAN'S INSTINCT AT THE RACES.
Not long ago the great race of the year
| was run here, and had sufficient curiosity
| to inquire for ten days afterward as to who
! won on it. | didn't meet single man who
did; every man had backed favorites, the
winners we're all women, and their reason
| for winning was that 10 q big race 1t is the
unexpected that always happens, so they
| took the unknown at a risk OF sixty to one,
entirely passing by the favorites who were
paying one TO twelve, That is where lovely
| womar's instinct comes in. She jeered at
! all her men friends She didn'b care SOU
markee whether they had lost or whether
thew hadn't. She'd won and that was quite
sufficient. She reminded every one OF them
that if they had taken her advice they would
| have been in ever 30 many hundreds OF dol
lars, but they hadn't, and they deserved &c
lose and she didn't care whether they lost
all summer, and the next time there would
be no man around her telling her she didn't
know about horses. And yet after ell thi:
gentle nagging, which is bit annoying C
a man who has seen the greater part of hii
gold disappear because swayback hors'
was slow. yet
SUCH WAS THE SWEETNESS OF hANKINI
that he svmpathized with her deeply wher
Going home they were caught in thunder
| Storm and she knew that her last and pref
aest frock was ruined. He never told her