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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-04-17
ALMA BUSINESS DIRECTORY
BANKERS.

nRATIoT COUNTY SAVINGS BANK, Tran
q sacts general banking business, Loans money
on Real Estate and good Paper. Nickle savings
Stamps special feature
MARCUS PoLLAsKY, ID. x. SULLIVAN;
President. Vice President.
p NJ SMITH c. ID. RANSOM
Secretary. Assistant CASHIER
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-04-17
Marriage Licenses.

The following are the marriage Ii
censes issued by the county clerk dur
ing the last week:
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Five Men Drowned.

LOUISVILLE, JULY 19.-While sein-
ing in the Tennessee River, near Muir
ray, KY, yesterday, Ed Bro Wn, Wal
ter Strader, John L. MeadOr, Dick
caves and John Il. Bronze were
drowned. The party numbered
eight. They tied one end OF their
seine, seventyzfive feet long, to the
bank and stretched the net nearly
straight out into the river. Station
ed at intervals, near the outer end,
the eight men, with only shoes, hats
and coats of, swan with the seine
poles toward the shore. None of
them. was we'll acquainted with the
river at that point and they SWAN
into q swift cold current. Suddenly
one was seized with cramps. A panic
followed. The seine was dragged,
and Brame, Brown and Strader be-
came entangled in it. MeadOr and
Eaves were|swePt under the current,
while the other three succeeded in
reaching the bank.
All the men drowned were we'll
known citizens near Murray, belong
ing to old families in the county.
Brame moved there two years ago
from near HOpkinsville. A crowd
gathered and search for the drowned
men began. The seine was hauled in
and held the three who became en-
tangled in it, caves and MeadOr
have not been found.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Chureh Sery1ees.

Services at the Temple every Sab
bath at II a. NJ, and z go P. NJ. Sabbath
sceooi g. g;sS A. xsni Pra y To
Services at st. Peteris church at II
o'clock A. Nc. and 80 o'clock P. NJ every
Sunday. Every saints day at ii
O'Clock A. NJ. Holy communion every
Sunday morning at Z o'clock. First
II O'Clock, morning prayer at O'Clock.
Evening prayer every Friday at.7:SO p.
N. Rev. K. +. Metcalfe, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:30 A. NJ.
vent Chapel, South Columbia, every
Sunday afternoon at 3 O'Clock. Rev. K.
E. Metcalfe, pastor.
Services at the FIRST Presbyterian
church every Sunday at IL O'Clock A: NJ.
and o'clock P. NJ. Sunday-schOOl at
$50 A. NJ. Prayer-meeting Wednesday
nights at O'Clock. Rev. F. b. Webb,
pastor.
Services at the Christian Church
every Lords day. Sunday-schOOl at
$3.50 A. NJ. Communion services at IL A.
NJ. Prayer-meeting Thursday night at
z O'Clock. Reading of the scriptures
each Lords day by one of the elders.
Services at South Columbia, M. Z.
Church every Sunday at ii A. NJ. and z
P. NJ. Sunday-schOol at $50 O'Clock A. NJ.
and prayer-me eting every Friday night
at O'clock. Rev. w. A. Leath, pastor.
Methodist Church: Preaching every
meeting Wednesday P. NJ. Sunday
school 9:3OA. p. McFerrin Pastor.
Services at the Baptist church every
Sunday at III o'clock "A. NJ. and O'Clock
p. NJ. Sundsy-schOol at $50 O'Clock.
Prayer meeting at O'Clock every We'd
nesday night. Rev. r. b. Mahoney,
pastor.
Services at the Cumberland Presbyte-
rian Church every Sunday at II A. M,
and p. NJ; Sunday-schOol at $50 A. NJ;
Young Peoples Society of Christian En-
deavOr, Tuesday evening at 7:30 p. M,
and prayer-meeting Wednesday, even
ing at z: 80 p. M. Rev. j. ID. Gold, Rector.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
BILL NYE,s PATHOs.
An Unfinished Poem.


Once, a long time ago, l began to
write poem. 1t was to be perfect in
meter and in rhyme, and 80 truthful
in sentiment that thousands OF hearts
should throb and thrill to its music.
l began it with high hopes, and
christened it with the name OF q
child. But the work moved slowly,
and the lines seemed very tame, so
that returned again and again to the
child-mOdel for inspiration, and
looked into the merry eyes for help.
So it came to pass that very little
of my time was devoted to the poem,
and y great deal was devoted to my
hero. No slave ever lived under q
more unlimited monarchy than l
under the reign of q pair OF laughing
eyes, and no true loyal subject ever
bowed in meeker submission or
blessed his sweet bondage as L did,
with my neck beneath the din.pled
foot OF my cOnQuerOr.
Thus the summer came with the
LWinkling music of the bObOlink, the
misty blue of June mornings and the
evening concerts of the sleepy-vOiced
crickets. The long, dreary days were
short to me, for / was under spell,
and the wand of the enchanter was a
baby's tiny rattle. So L still dreamed
on of the poem that should crown this
summer vision with an ode to my
king, the beck of whose chubby
hand was my law.
But the poem is only half finished.
1t was broken off in the middle OF q
sentence, and now it is growing yell
low beneath pair of little scarlet and
white stockings. Those summer days
are locked in a frozen sky; the
roses and the ViOlets are covered by
the drifting snow. With the death
of the year came the time for the
waxen hands to be forever still those
hands that hold my heart-strings in
their eternal stiffness; those han DIS
that seem to hold me yet, and take
me back to that golden summer time
when was trying to write my poem.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

JF Alexander to T b Alexander, l5l
acres, DIST No.-r0lease.
John N Terry to NJ Stages 9l-S acres
land In 18th dist, $25. .s.f - .....l ...-.
II A Brown to Mrs. q 5 AlcOrn lot In
9th dist 500.
COwRn x Co. to S @ Cook to lot In Co
lumbia, quit claim. 5000.
rs G Cook ito Mrs. Clara l. Smith to
lot In Columbia $500.
NJ Mayes TO Mrs. Anna q Bowen lot
in Columbus, gift.
NJ Mayes to Mrs. Willie c Freeman,
lot in Columbia, gift ........ ....r ..
] NJ Mayes to Marry Nd Mayes, store
house in Columbia, quit claim.
J NJ Church to l. F Church Ii acres in
LIST dist, $55.
] NJ Church to Church d Priest, 40
acres in LIST dist, $50.
MsChurch to Lee Church 80 acres in
lst dist, $500. ..fy -t, ..-- .,.i4.,
I'M Church to John Priest 81 acres in
LIST dist, 500.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

An excited han rushed into livery
and sale stable on the South side near
Thirty-fOurth street the other day and
hunted up the proprietor. His hat
WAS gone, his coat was split up the
back, and he was covered with mud
from head to foot. -
"You said those horses you sold me
an hour ago were not afraid of the
steam roller!" he exclaimed, choking
with wrath. Is
"My friend" replied the owner Of
the stable, "yOu are mistaken. said
they didn't care anything for it.
They don't. They bateit. They al
ways run like the dickens whenever
they see it. Please stand to one side.
You're in the way of this gentleman
here trying to drive out ."-ChicagO
Tribune.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
The Beauty Standard.

The standard of female loneliness va
ries greatly in different countries and
the plump and buxom type; some adj
inire the slender and sylph-like, and
some the tall and queenlY maiden. But
among all people OF the Caucasian race.
one point of beauty is always admired
"a pure, clear, and spotless complexion
whether the female be OF the blonde,
brunette, or hszel-eyed type. This first
great requisite CT loveliness can be as
sured only by pure state of the blood,
active liver, good appetite and diges-
ton, ali of which are secured by the use
of Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Dissolve
~. 1t is guaranteed to accomplish all
that is claimed for it, or mOneylrefunded.
II you would have a clear, lovely COM
plexion, free from eruptiOns, moth
patches, spots and blemishes, use the
"Golden Medical Discovery.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
FIFTH GRADE.
Primary


OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Primary
Dictionary. -
Readin9.-McGufey's Revised Fifth
Reader.
Writfng.-New Eclectic copy-book,
No. 5, revised sditiOn.
4 TithmeLic.-Rays' New Practical
Arithmetic reviewed.
Grammar.-HarVey's Revised Eng
lish Grammar reviewed.
Observation-Disclosures History OF the
United States conn leted.
Geo1rGphy.-New Eclectic Complete
Geography reviewed.
DecLdHadtiOIl.--Asb before.
Vocal MHSic.EAs before. -.
SECONDARY SCHOOLS, SIXTH GRADE.
FIRST TERM.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Primary
Dictionary.
ReGdimg.- Revised Sixth
Reader.
Writing.-New Eclectic copy book,
No. 8, revised edition.
AIgsOra.-Ray's New Elementary
Algebra to page 80.
Civil observation-disclosures Ele-
ments of CivilGoYernment, completed.
RhetOric.-W addy's Elements of COM
position and Rhetoric to page l32.
AgricnttHre; Elements Of
Defamation and Vocal Music.
SIXTH GRADE.
SECOND TERN.
Observation-Disclosures Primary
ReadinS.-McGufey's Revised Sixth
Writimg.-New Eclectic Copy. book,
No. 6, revised edition and paper.
4 L1ebrG.-Ray's New Elementary
Algebra to page 177.
Rhetoric. -Waddy's Elements of COM
position and Rhetoric to page 300.
PhysiOIO9y.-Steele's Hygenic- Physi-
OlOgy begun.
Natural NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. POpu
lar Physics to page l29.
Defamation aud Vocal Music.
SEVENTH GRADE.
FIRST TERM.
AIge6ra.-Ray's New Elementary
completed.
Rhetoric.-Waddy's Elements OF COM
position and Rhetoric completed.
PhysiOLOgy.-Steele's Hygienic Ply
siOlOgy completed.
NGtHrGL NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Popu-
lar Physics to page 279.
Defamation and POcdG Music.
SECOND TERM.
Natural OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES POpu-
lar Physics completed.
GeOLOgy.-Killebrew's Geology of Ten
neSsee begun.
GeometTy.-E Eclectic School Geometry
to page So.
Book Acknowledgment & STATIONS
new common school bookkeeping,
through single entry.
Defamation and Vocal Music.
EIGHTH GRADE.
FIRST TERM.
GeOJOgy.-K elIebrew's Geology of
Tennessee completed.
Geometry Eclectic School Geometry,
completed.
Book keeping.-Bryant q StrattOn's
common school bookkeeping compile
tod. hi.
-4rithnletic.- Practical examples in
business arithmetic.
EIGHTH GRADE.
SECOND TERN.
4 rithmetic, Grammar, ALge6ra.7
General Review.
BOOk-kee ptR1.-Rev with special
attention 10 business forms and CORES
pondence. -~H t-- .a-. @
Defamation and Vocal Music.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
A Mystery Explained.

The papers contain frequent nOti-
ces of rich, pretty and educated girls
clipping with negroes. tramps and
cOachmen. The well-known special
list, DIR. Franklin Miles, says all such
girls are more or less hysterical, ner-
vOus, very impulsive, unbalanced I;
usually subject to headache, neural
gia, sleeplessness, immoderate crying
or laughing. These show weak
nervous system for which there is no
remedy equal to Restorative NervIne.
Trial bottles and fine book contain
ing many marvellous cures, free at
Rains & Son, who also sell, and guar
antee Dr. Miles celebrated New
Heart Cure, the finest of heart tOnics.
Cures fluttering, short breath, etc.
90 june19-1y.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Height OF Cruelty.

Nervous women seldom receive the
sympathy they deserve. While Of
ten the pictures of health, they are
constantly ailing. To withhold 81 N
pathy from these unfOrtunates is The
height of cruelty. They have q We ak
heart, causing shOrtness of breath,
fluttering pain in side, weak and hun
cry spells, and finally swelling of
ankles, oppression, choking, sm0th-
ering and drOpsy. DIR. Miles New
Heart Cure is just the thing for them.
For their nervousness, headache,
weakness, etc, his Restorative Ner-
vine Is unequaled. Fine treatise on
Heart and Nervous Diseases" and
marvellous testimonials free. Sold
and guaranteed by Rains & Son.
(6) iune19-ly.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Deafness Can't Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way TO cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an intiamed con-
ditiOn of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
Imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed, Deafness IS the result,
and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing
but an infianed condition OF the mu-
cOus surfaces. b,
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness Caused by ca
tarrh) that we cannot cure by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free. f. j. CHEENEY II Co, To-
ledo, o. E~-SOld by Druggist rs cents.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
PIeasant ExnerIences Of a HoneYmOon.


The true story is told Of q Lewiston
man who several years ago was di-
vOrced in the west, came east and
married woman who was also di-
VOrcee. They travelled south, and
there, as they sat on hotel veranda,
the Lewiston man bowed cOldly to .
lady who passed them hanging on the
arm OF q gentleman. CurIOusly
enough, his wife also bowed to the
couple.
Said she, "TO whom did you bow ?"
ITO the lady," said the Lewiston
man, with q flush. ''she was once
my wife. To whom did you bow?
did you know her?
mo-" said Ishe. II bowed to the
gentleman. had the misfortune
once TO know him intimately. He
was my husband"
And this was their wedding jour
ney.-LewistOn Journal.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
One nolIar Weekly

Buys a good Gold Watch by our
Club System. Our IA Karat patent
stiffened gold cases are warranted for
20 wears. Waltham or ElgIn move
ment, reliable and well known. Stem
or Gents size. Equal to any $75
Watch. We sell one OF these
Watches for $2S cash, and send to
any address by registered mai, or by
Express G. o. D., with privilege OF
examination.
Our Agent at Durham, N. c.,
writes:
"Our jeS0eLers haze confessed they
CIonit knoaO hOsO you can JaIT1aSsh sttch
sOork foS. the money!
One good agent wanted In each
place. Write Tor particulars. -'-e
EMPTRE WATCH Co., at.s /.
s Is q 50 MAldeA IsAne,
nov7 lYS nfm NeWVOrk' =
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

CIarice-I'm going to palm myself
off as being much younger than am;
aren't you?
Delia-Yes. What age have you
decided on?
CIarice-Sixteen.
Delia-Dear me! Do you want peO-
pie to say that you are old enough to
be your own mother Harper Ba-
Ear.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Something for Nothing.

For 81, paid in advance, we will
send THE HERALD to any address in
this county for one year, and GIVE
THE MONEY BACK at the expirR-
ton of the year, il the subscriber has
not already saved MORE than that
amount by using some of the coupons
that accompany every receipt
and which cost nothing. In. other
words il you pay for THE HERALD
you get the coupons free, and we are
so certain that you will use enough Of
them to MORE THAN GET YOUR
MONEY BACK, that IL you do not, and
will prove it to US by bringing all
your coupons back at the end of the
year. we will refund you your money
and THE HERALD will have cost you
nothing. tt.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep
depending upon a healthy condition
of all the vital organs. II the Liver
be inactive, you have a Bilious Look,
if your stomach be disOrdered you
have q Dyspeptic Look and if your
Kidneys be affected you have O
Punched Look. Secure good health
aud you will have good looks. Elec-
trio Bitters is the great Alternative and
Tonic acts directly on these vital or
gans. Cures Pimples, BlOtches, BOils
and gives a good complexion. Sold
at w. p. Woodbridge & Co.'S Drug
Store, so cents per bottle. ma22 ly
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

Waiter-Did yO' hab a pug dawg
wiz you, sab?
Dostrand-Yes; we left him with
the hall-bOy.
Waiter-Sorry, sab, but I'll hab to
take back dat terrapin stew. Dey's
been some curious mistake in d.
kitchen.-Once q Week.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

"Why," asked the lady of the house
of BOOtIess Bob, the tramp, ''dO you
stick out the middle finger Of your
left hand SO straight when you eat /?
Was it ever brOken?"
mo, madam, but during my hal
cyon days 1 wore a diamond ring on
that finger and it has become second
nature with me."-N. Y. Recorder.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

And highly effective. These are
qualities possessed by the new medi-
cine--Dr. Hale's Household Tea, the
great Blood Purifier and Nerve Tonic.
1t has no equal as an Alternative, act
ing directly upon the liver and kid
neys and upon the nerve centres, re-
storing the entire system to a healthy
action, giving brightness to the eyes,
inducing sweet refreshing sleep and
making it pleasure to live in the
enjoym mt nf perfect health. This
finest OF all remedies is for sale at so
cents per package at Rains & Son
drug store. (6) oct24-ly.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

Mrs. neutrality-suspicious. what do
you think is the matter with me?
DOctor-I am inclined to think you r
blood is not pure. I'll have to give
you something to purify your blood.
Mrs. Bondclipper (hautily)-YOu
are probably not aware that 1 belong
to one of the old Dutch families Of
New YOrk.-Texas Siftings.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
From Midway. Nv.

Mrs. Rena CambalI, from Midway
states that for the last ten years she
has suffered intensely with sick head
ache at times and has been entirely
cured by DIR. Hale's Household Oint-
ment. 1t cures headache in q few
minutes. Mrs. Campball says she
would not be without it il 1t cost ten
dollars per box. James Ritter, OF
Midway, states that for three months
he had suffered from q severe pain in
his breast and was entirely relieved
from pain by DIR. Hale's Ointment.
1t is the great pain and skin cure.
so cents q box at Rains & Son drug
store. (6) oct24-ly.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Miles, Nerve and Liver Pills

Act on a new principle-regulat-
ing the liver. stomach and bowels
through the nerVeS. A new discovery.
DIR. Miles Pills speedily cure bill
iOusness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles,
women, children. Smallest, mildest,
surest! so doses % cts. Samples free
at Rains Il Sons. june19 1y
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

whats the matter with the bone
less wOnder?" asked the fat woman.
HE seems down on his luck"
Its love affair."" answered the
living skeleton. HE proposed to the
'em accepted him and the other re-
fused him. No wonder he's all broke
up."-(Indianapolis Journal.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Mira OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES M,

Mrs. Notwithstanding me to
congratulate you on your cafe return,
Hortense. L trust that you enjoyed
the trip.
Miss observation-disclosures Did
papa cable you that he'd bought me
the Marquis of Cinqfranc? We've
got him boxed SO that he can't recon-
slider until after the ceremony Once
a Walk
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

"My wife saved me from being rob-
bed by q desperate character ole
night"
"How?"
"He climbed into our room window
at midnight and wGn mt through my
trousers pockets, but he got nothing.
She had been there first. "-Jury-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Teacher fwho had met

Teacher (who had met mother of
one of her pupils)-Yes, indeed Mrs.
Martin, John is one of the best Ger
man scholars we have.
Mrs. Martin-GOOGnes gracious
Miss Jones, John amt no German;
men his father was born and raised
in AmerikY.-Jury
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

Jinks-That fellow Minks is the
most conceited, narrOwminded
puppy / ever saw in my life. No
matter what the subject, he thinks he
knows all, and he can never see but
one side of it.
Winks-NO wonder. He reads
only one newspaper-GOOd News.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
CUTICUKA RESOLVENT.

The new blood and skin purifier, and great
est of humOr remedies, cleanses the blood
of ball impurities and poisonous elements.
and thus removes the cause, while Cuticu-
Ia, the great Skin Cure, and Cuticura soap,
an exquisite Skin beautifler, clear the skin
and scalp, and restore the hair. Thus the
itching, burning, scaly, pimply, and blOtchy
skin, scalp, and blood diseases, when the
best physicians fail.
Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticura, 50c.;
Soap, 25c.; Resolvent, 81. Prepared by the
Potter Drug and Chemical Corporation, BOs-
ton. send for "How to Cure Skin Disease"
% pages, 80 illustratiOns, and 100 Testimonials.
Flaby's Skin and Scalp purified and beauti-
Hded nv Cuticura Soap, Absolutely pure.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
old SOLDIER CURED
OF ECZEMA BY ONE SET CUTICURA,
AFTER USING MANY MEDICINES

Although have very little faith In patent
medicines, bought one half dozen bottles
sIarsaparills and one half dozen bottles SaT-
sRparilla for eczema or prurtgO. Nothing
gave me relief; and having served a number
OF years in the reguiar.army, which entities
me to the Soldiers Home at Washington,
went there, and there / came across your
valuable Cuticura Remedies. L bOnght q box
Of Cuticura, q cake of Cuticura Soap and a
bottle OF Cuticura ReBOlvent, and after TAX
ing them, and following the directions 10 the
letter, feel and look as well as q newborn
baby by healthy mother. do not exage-
rate il one bit when say they have been
worth to me their weight In gold.
q. FRED BLUM,
No. 622 Penna. Ave-, N. W., Washington, ID.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

Eyes" said the theatrical manager:
1--WE do need u good Spanish danger.
What steps do you take tirst?"
what steppa do TAXA da first?
Getta da advertise ina da pape. Data
da first steppa!"
She was engaged.-Smith, Gray&
Co.'s MOnthlV.- .sa--
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Letter Lists.
Notice to Correspondents.

Any OF our correspondents over the
county who have any important
news to send US after they have writ
ten their letters, will please cOmmu-
nicate with us by going to their near
est telephone. Our telephone 10
No m. -. SCR nov14-tf.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

The Philadelphia Girl (whO had an
OppOrtunity)-Wha would you do il
you could marry q nObieman?
The Chicago Girl (WhO knows how
to take advantage Of an opportunity
I'd put him IN q dime museum and
make some money out Of him.-Mun-
seys Weekly.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
Guaranteed Cure for La Grippe.

We authorize our advertised drug
gist to sell you DIR. Kings New Dis
cOvery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, upon this condition. II you
are afflicted with La Grippe and will
use this remedy according to direc-
tions, givingit q fair trial, and exPe-
Iience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refund
ed. We make this offer, because of
the wonderful success of DIR. Kings
New Discovery during last seasons
epidemic. Have heard of no case in
which il failed. Try it. Trial bottles
free at w. p. Woodbridge & Co.'s Drug
Store. Large size so cent and ST dol
lsr. al mRy22 1y
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

POatmaster-SO,eyO you would like q
position Is Il tter-carrier. Have you
ever had any experience:
Applicant-Yes,s sir; my wife has
always given me- all her letters to
post. You might esk her.-Puck.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24

He (angrily)-Come, 1t is time you
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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-07-24
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