Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1891-06-11
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/ ycon. aoolDg zee was born Do 80
shouldn't BE- supfae N We were 6.
meet the duke hiunsolf But be- onl!
walks lIes over eighty. but notlini
can persuade him 30 get into car
dage. ~ Joyel speak ~ tie devil
n thcro he isn't nowr The devilf
inquired No. the duke. said Smith
There ho l. resting hinself See
Near that stile.
~ looked. aud there, sure enough
was a yory Old man bonding over .
stick and leaning on the stile. ilc wou
n long nnOck frock md thick. hob nal
boots and blue yarn stockings 'lsnl
that an odd costume for n dukef
asked, IN amazomont. TO you Amer
leans, yes You expect dukes to drcs
10 coronets and ormine robes. We'll
| there's q wfdo difference between cr
mine aud that, said 80 there o..
returned Smith. but that's the wny
with our peers. They hro ~ sickened
with the spobs that they Try 10 go tb,
Othor way.
4" Anyhow that's the Duke of Devon
shire and you can believe mo or not u
you like How l. your Rrncer he
shouted b. tho old man, who took oil
his bat and stood uncovered whilo wr
pissed Wen, said I, " 10 been
alone should have given the old fol
low penny And he'd have taken
H. The duke ls a great ,uiscr what,
You don't believe iti Just hold up
md he drew a penny out Of his ticket
pocket 'lii Your 0rncol llowp and
ho tossed tho penny 30 the old man.
who hObbled over and picked IL mp
taking Of iis bat ngnip
Now, I'm sure Il must strike you,
NJ an American, with peculiar hdmira
zion ~ SEQ our peers 30 humble aud pO.
lie You think them proud, hard and
oyerbenru2 What "a mistakei There
h man who Is the richest peer IN the
kingdom, md IN warrant you wouldn't
hud Vanderbilt or Juy Gould willing 30
do tho same lIut here. we're letting n
l9t 20 by There's Lord Randolph
Churchill no ON elderly looking man,
with white hair md scrubby beard,
drove past You needn't look ~
surprised Hos turned his hair by
oycrwork, nud has lately cut on his
mustaclIe, refusing 10 let IL grow aRain
upGl he Is prime minister There's tnp
Ead of Aberdeen, the Duke Of Port
lnud, Lord sulisbury
Whoref ! asked quicklyi which 4
! mu most anxious ~ SEQ him, Thcr,
suii Smith, pointing 10 u smooth fuoed
old man with puffy checks Of bright
crimson, who was trying his best ~ pct
% sprung kueed, heabitton, gray mare
iHto strudy trot ljut where's bic
tong bolrd Z asked Ia wonder GONE.
sull smith hos a victim 10 luoIal
ueuMNa, aul wus tod bis beard kept
the uerycsof his face damp. 80 Oh cuue
his Jamd They dosly he's been much
better oyer since no certainly has
good oolor said !. ! wasn't awuIe hc
Was -O HOrd no naturally liut Oi
course you luyw tbe oause A0f md
Smith bent bis elbow md put his hmld
~ liH mouth You dog't say sOf sa.d
+ faot suId Smith
"Well fo IL went ou uutl ! suppOs,
we had mot and seen every lord aud
duke iu tle pcoruge We got ~ llr
towu at Iaat aud smith put up nt n
tavem to buIt his horses md get biro
fyr our ourselves. ljyoly towu, your
said ! ~ tIo landlord, when Smith
went out ~ speak 30 bis groom
'pleuiy going on
" Wen, yos dr today he replied
witI uu emphasis - Isn't like Ibis
oyory day This bo fair day sir'
"'Ah, snid J. darasay you bad
most ~ those uobIemeu wo met Ou che
oal us we eume
ADblamau drf he ushei bIiuldng
hia egas uyblemeuf Who're. arf
" WHy ou tHe rOud driving u carte
"Tuc mu buitt out laughiug Wly
bIass yDu r.r thnm waau.t 3 noblemeu
Ihey w"f hnue dealorr uud iamer'
JnHll lHm smith cuue iu and wanted
a. ku0H Whnt $50 Bers laughing at
Hut taYe lun landlord Wiuk puq
said ApllLR dont thipk swiUh
fluliul mo much going bone thaugh !
meyer iat hIm sao ! bad found bin ouf
but mr hIm usAt Time ! met Dim
luu DYHr irs uiteF 4 mi prui
ppR nul up aul hicIrd loBu lhe bot
tonne NJ bIa irumTalrEa preparatory ro
Ia hmty departure AZ flal muueu
mg laaul nuuo f1 ieil ue bo had Hu
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