Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-14


Near Norwalk, Conn, daring at.
temp, 20 wreck passenger train OF
the n. Y. a n. II. railroad WA made
on the 18th inst. An castbound train
ran into n pile Of Ties, placed on the
track by miscreanta. An hour later
another attempt was made on the BO--
ton express. Neither OF the attempts
resulted In Injury 10 passengers, but
the engines In both cases were dam
aged.
The Dcnhaitcr rifles and the Dyer
musquuieers are now independent
companies. At one time they we're n
battalion, hut the hest Of harmony did
not prevail. The squabbling Is now
ended, AMI II anything occurs II VIII
be open warfare. Another company
might be organized 10 keep peace be-
tween these. Gail the new company
"The Dic.hard Denises." The ALI
teration should be kept up anyhow, no
matter about cuphony.
At Madison Square Garden In New
York City, on midnight Of sunday, the
10Th inst, will commence n six.days.
go-as. you.please facc. The PRIZES VIII
range from 5000 10 $500. George hit
tlevOod made 023 miles aud LAPS
some time ago. This II the highest
record. and " beaten In this contest,
the man who does 70, win get diH'
mond emblem, valued at 5000 besides
the money consideration. The prllc
money, $4,000, H. already In the hands
OF Responsible parties, 10 that gate re-
ccipts viii not be looked on for prizes.
"Plcasc, Sir, nsaid the bcll-boy To n
Texas hotel clerk, "numbcr 40 says
there ain, no towel In his room"
"rell him 10 use one OF the window
curtains" ale says, too, there aint
no pillers." "rcll him to put his coat
anu vest under his head" yAnd he
wants pitcher Of water" "Suilcring
cyfuL hut he's the worst kicker |
ever struck In my life. Garry him up
the horse-psil' "ic wants Ia know "
he can have n light" "Confuund
him, give him this lantern aud ask
him II he wants the earth aud " he'll
have II fried on only one side or turned
over.n
A young married lady had engaged
n new foOtmnu, and NJ she wns about to
make few calls, gave him the necc.-
sary instructions NJ 10 leaving her card.
"Now, Thomas, mind, shnll not get
out of the carriage, hut be SURE 10 leave
n carl everywhere we stop. You Will
find the cnrls on the dressing table. .
After making numucr Of calls tile
lady said; "Now, Thomas, one NJ Cap
tain F.---'r, one nj Lady l---'a, aud
one at Mies dc Ga, and that VIII
he ALL" Thomas looked pcrplvxcd, aud
s,ammcrvd out, ~ caunot, madam,
have only the Queen Of Hearts and
knave Of Diamonds nit."
The Peoria Journal says a story
comes from New York that n mis-
chievous boardcr bid loaded phono-
graph In his lsndlady's kitchen. After
q time, recovering possession OF the in-
slrumpni, he Invited all the other
boarderr 10 a photographic concert.
This IL what they hcardi "Aiary, you
don't want 10 Pay over eight cents
u pound for meat anyhow. It's good
enough for them. You can yet II
ia Mulberry Street for that. You
arc giving too big prices for steak
II they don't like II let them
eat more vegetables. Yesterday you
bought ffcsh pie. How often have l
told you 10 save Ave cents by getting II
stale and warming II up. Then this
bill u twenty-five cents pound for
coffee II too much; coffee NJ fifteen
cents a pound win do for the future. |
have got trouble enough 10 make both
ends meet without feeding these men
Mt IS n week on poricr.hou-e steak"