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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

has been i'll for sometime, resumed
his place as head engineer on the
Mercer, Sunday.
Capt. Aaron Williamson, of the
Coal Bluff, and Harry Lasley and
John Stone, of the Nail City, got
home to vote Saturday.
We understand work will be COM
menced on the lock and dam at
this place, on the Kanawlla, in the
early spring.
The Kanawha has been rising
again this week, which pleases the
river men.
The body of VIM. Allis, engineer
of John Dana was found at Jarrett's
Landing last Wednesday and buried
at Pisgah Friday.
Gus Fry is Waterman on the tow
boat Ben Wood.
The James Gilmore has been con-
demncd at Pittsburgh.
The IL. F. Frisbie has put on a
set of iron cylinder timbers.
The Jas. b. Williams struck the
Cairo bridge and sunk three barges
and two coal boats.
The Inspectors have exonorated
the Pilots of the ilIfated Sperlock
from all blame.
The Iron Cliff, Annie L. Ernst and
Budd out with coal.
The Alex Montgomery capsized
in storm at Cincinnati, but no lives
were lost.
Coal Bluff, Ben Wood and J. w.
Clarke, left for below with coal.
The Mercer left for below with
log raft.
The Henry Debus went to Pitts
burgh after tow of iron.
The towboat Ark made the run
from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati in
thirty hours and from here in
twelve hours.
The Veteran arrived from Pitts
burgh and laid up.
Both Dock Companies have all
the repair work they can do.
Jim Holloway clerk on the Bo-
nanza, was in town Monday.
Capt. Billy Wright and wife re-
turned Monday from a visit to
relatives at Gallipolis.
The Bonanza on her up trip
Monday morning blew out one of
her fines at Gallipolis.
l.. S. Pomeroy and Pete Holloway,
of the Bonanza, were in town Mon
day.
Armstrong Brothers have bought
the tow boat Sam Miller.
CRIMES CARNIvAL.-on the night
of the 10Th, thieves and train wreck
ers held high carnival up along the
Bend, on the West Virginia side
The safe in the Liverpool Salt Co. IS
Office, at Hartford City, was blown
open and $500 taken therefrom. A
few hours before the store room of
w. c. Russell, at Clifton, was fred
by an incendiary, and over 81 900
worth of goods destroyed. Passe..-
ger train No. B, running two hours
late the same night, was saved from
disastrous wreck by the timely
discovery of a lot of cross ties,
which had been stuck endwiso in
the cattle guards, near Valley City,
just below Hartford City. 1t was
just after dark, and the Williams who
put them on tho track, must have
done so in the early twilight, with
murder and robbery in their hearts.
We hope the scoundrels may be.
run down and brought to speedy
justice.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Go to steinbach to get good
shave.
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DIED-Carl, a little son of Harvey
Mourning, died on Friday March
goth, of spinal disease, and was bur-
led at Kincades cemetery.
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TIE ELEcTIoN.-Thc first elect.
ion under our new charter came of
last Saturday, and was quietly con
Quoted. The young men played an
important part in tt is election, and
captured nearly all of the Offices
The following are the gentlemen
elected to manage the affairs of the
town for the next two years:
MayOr-Harry E. Tippett.
City Clerk-Warren G. Whaley.
City Marshal-S. E. Adkins.
Assessor-Jas. II. Holloway.
Councilmcn, First Ward-John
A. Armstrong, Jr. and IL. Heath.
erington.
SECOND WARD.
w. r. Gum and J. NJ. Adkins.
THIRD WARD.
Arthur Edwards and C. NJ. Nut.
ter.
Our neighboring city of Gallipoli.
was visited by another destructive
fire on Friday night, in which the
Furniture Factory of the Hutsin.
peller Company was de,
stroyed together with large lot OF
lumber. The loss to the Company
is estimated at 100000, with insur-
ance for half that amount. We un.
derstand they will commence the
erection of the building at once,
and will be in operation again with.
In two months.
STILL BooMING-Since orr last
report, A, f. Kisar as purchased
the p. C. Eastman property, now
occupied by J. w Ish.
Col. w r. Sterling has purcha-
sed the Gibbs lot on Main street,
from a. F, Kisar, and will put up a
two story brick business block, All
by rs feet.
Messrs. Neighbors & Wilson, OF
this city, have leased from Maj. ].
w, Smith, his brick yard at Hend-
erson, and will go largely into the
manufacture of brick.
Grass Seeds and Onion Sets, at
Bryan & Young's.
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ARBUcKLE ITEMs.-Mrs. o. Doug
las was here Thursday.
Miss la Armstrong has returned
from Fruzier's Bottom.
Misses Matte and Bertha Dunn
spent Wednesday at Leon.
Rev. w. G.. Hoover was here
Monday. Mr.. IL is a clever gentle
man.
Prof. Calham. of Leon, was hero
Monday. He will leave in a
few days for Moody, Ohio.
Miss Maggie Beard went to the
city, Thursday.
Miss Mary NJ. Moore, of Apple
Grove, is visiting relatives here.
William Kimbcrling went to
Point Pleasant Thursday.
Miss Matte McConihay spent last
week with her sister, Mrs. T. f.
Stuart, at Leon.
Ii. C. Blaine was here, Friday.
Miss Fannie Maupin, of Maupin's
Station, left Friday on the Str.
Lizzie Bay, to visit her sister, Mrs.
II. o. Hoff. at Wheeling,
Miss Leila George is visiting in
the neighborhood.
Mr.. Robert Armstrong made a
flying trip to Pittsburgh last week
on Str. Lizzie Bay.
Mace Maupin and W. N. Beard
left last Saturday with boat load
of slaves, for Pomeroy.
JEAN AND Bessie.
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They have just received the fifth
lot of the "Microbe Killer" at Van
elders drug store. 1t must be n
good thing or there wouldn't be SO
many people after it. $500 per
gallon.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

In this issue will be found the
announcement OF c. E. Clendenin,
as candidate for County Suporin-
tendent of Schools. He is a Cooper
District boy, good Democrat, and
has all the qualifications to make
an excellent school officer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

J. Friedman & Co., this city, are
now opening their Spring Goods,
which comprises all the novelties
of the season. They are not behind
any in fine goods and low prices,
and they ask the especial attention
of the ladies to them. See change
in advertisement.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

ACliuCl . hiullcN anu D1ckdcne cure Is
warranted to give satisfaction in every
case or money returned. Such q prop
osition couldn't be thought of il the
medicine wasn't superior to all others.
For sale by \. c. NanGilder, Druggist.
HARMONY ITEMs.-A meeting was
held at Hickory Chapel Monday
night, for the purpose of organizing
the Farmers Alliance, but resulted
in a failure, the people around
Hickory don't seem to think that
they have any use for the Farmers
Alliance.
A prOtracted meeting is in pro-
gress at Eclard Chapel at this time.
The school taught by Mr.. r. o.
kincade at Hickory, closed last
Tuesday; it was largely attended by
the young ladies and gentlemen and
the patrons of the school.
Mrs. Jennie Thompson, of Hun
tington, is here visiting her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Lyons.
MISS Matte w hIttIngton, of your
city, spent few days at home, last
week.
The Misses Sadie Schools and
Melissa Helms, called on Miss Edith
Lawson, last Sunday.
The school taught by Mrs. Jas
per Lemaster at Harmony, closed
las Friday. Mrs. Lemaster is a
good teacher, and should be patron
lied. WHITE Rose.
Just arrived, the largest line OF
Cook Stoves ever brought tc
Point Pleasant. We invite you
to call and examine them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25
MARSHALL COLLEGE.
The State Normal School.
RUNTINGToN, WEST va.
TACvLTE:


FACULTY.
THos. E. HoDeEs, A. NJ, Principal.
Miss MABELLE ScoTr,
Miss LULU STEWART,
Miss LILLE B. KNIGHT, Music.
Fall term begins Sept. 2, 1889.
Winter term begins Dec. 1, 1899.
Spring term begins March 8, 1890.
Special ADVANTAGES.
Free tuition to Normal Pupils.
Location.
Large Commodious Buildings.
Complete Outfit of Apparatus, and
Educational Helps.
The demand for trained teachers is
steadily increasing.
The State Normal School IS supplying
this. Its graduates are at work all over
the State.
For Catalogue and further information
address the Principal, Huntington, w.
va. July so-sm.
West Virginia University.
Only First-Class Literary Institu-
titution in the State.
Fifteen Professors and Teachers.
PREPARATORY DEPARTMENT.
CLASSICAL COURSE.
SCIENTIFIC COURSE,
CIVIL AND MINING ENGINEERING
COURSE,
LAW SCHOOL.
Tuition Free to West Virginia Students,
Except in Law School. Tuition In Law school
VII Total expenses for one year, $50 10 500,
excluding clothing and travel. Eight state
cadets from each Senatorial District, appoin-
ted by Regents furnished books and sfafion-
cry Females are admitted 10 lollegfate Ie-
partmenf- send for Catalogue TO
=. ~ TURNER, LIZ D.. Pres.
June 1-u. Aorgantown. w. Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Lime. Cement, Hair, Plaster, and
in fact complete line of Builders
Material at Tomlinson's
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

For Headaches, biliousness, consti-
patton, dizziness, sleeplessness, the
blues. scrofnla, the blood and all skin
eruptions DIR. Fenner's Blood and Liver
Remedy and Nerve Tonic never fails.
Warranted to satisfy or money refunded.
wasn't certain? For sale by A. G. Van
Glider, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

RED MUD IrEMs.-The roads are
getting good. Nature is doing
more for them than the Road Sur
veyor can, or will.
NJ. E. Reaches school closed Fri
day
We know that John Stephens is
happy, on account of new boy at
his house.
Miss Fannie Frost of Three Mile, is
seriously ILL.,
Sigh Anderson and wife and sis
ter, are on visit to their parents.
Sheldon Birchfeldis down with
bilious fever.
w. J. Wamsley is out again after
long and serious illness. b.
BANouET-The young friends of
Griif L. Smith and Jim AFTER, OF
Charleston, gave them a splendid
banquet in this place Saturday
night. About a dozen were present,
who sat down to one of the finest
spreads ever seen in this city.
Many speeches and toasts were
made and responded to. The ban
quot closed about eleven o'clock.
AS entertainers our young men
are success.
In this issue will be found the
announcement of ID. w. Brown, as
candidate for County superintend-
ent of FREQ Schools He is SO we'll
known to the people of this county,
that it is unnecessary for us to say
anything about him, except that he
is qualified to fill the office
----
The Easter services at Trinity
NJ. e. Church, on next Sunday
morning, will consist of song service,
recitations and dialogues. The pro-
CRANE is quite elaborate and attrac-
tive. Everybody is invited to at
tend these services. Sunday School
at 8 o'clock, Easter Services at 1890
and preaching at Z p. m.
PENsroNs.-or Original, John t.
Stone, Burkrad Nelson, of this city;
increase, J. II. Chattan, Flat Rock;
Travel Pay, n. Burchfield, Hender-
son, through Phelps Brothers
Agency.
They have just received the fifth
lot of the "Microbe Killer" at VAN
elders drug store. 1t must be a
good thing or there wouldn't be SO
many people after it. $500 per
gallon.
Bishop Peterkin will preach in
Christ. Church, this city, Good
Friday night. Everybody is in
vited.
WorlSmon commenced tearing
away the old REGISTER building,
Tuesday morning.
Tippett & Hutchinson real estate
agents, seem to be doing good bus
mess in real estate. They recently
sold the Kisar lot to r. W. Sterling.
They now have a big deal in vir-
ginia, for Chicago parties.
D1ED-Carl, a little son of Harvey
Mourning, died on Friday March
goth, of spinal disease, and was bur-
led at Kincades cemetery.
r. B. Rosebcrry had his house at
South Side burned a few days ago,
supposed to be the work of an in
cendary as he was living in Han
nan district, where he was running
n saw mill. Loss $500. Insured
with Bryan & Rayburn for $3.50.
The Paragon saw mill has been
permanently repaired, and the pro-
prietors are now running the mill
night and day to catch up with
their orders. This is an enterprise
that should receive the patronage
of all our builders.
The Legislature has passe d law
making the license tax on peddlers
500 for pack peddlers, $50 for
pcddling with one horse and 5000
for peddling with two horses and
wagon.
Our friends should remember that
the REGISTER Office, is now located
oyer Tomlinson's hardware store.
Call and see us.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

The Standard Store has just re-
ceivod one of the most complete
lines of queensware to be found in
the city.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Go Ito Tomlinson's for your Roof
ing, Spouting and Shop Work.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Rakcs, Hoes, Spading Forks
Spades, Shovels, Flows, Pillow Re
pairs, &c, at Tomlinson's.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

DEAD.-Uncle Levi Roush, ST.,
an old and respected citizen of New
Haven, died on the 11th inst, of
dropsy. He was in the 10th year
of his age. He was well to do
mar and leaves considerable prop
erty and a large family of grown
up children.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Why isn't this a good thing? DIR.
Fenner's Kidney and Backache Cure is
warranted to give satisfaction in every
case or money returned. Such a prop
osition couldn't be thought of If the
medicine wasn't superior to all others.
For sale by A. C. VanGilder, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Grass Seeds and Onion Sets, at
Bryan & Young's.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Misses Vollert & Riedol have re-
turned from Cincinnati with the
most complete line of Millinery ev-
er brought to this city, and invite
all to call and inspect their stock
before going elsewhere.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Misses yollert & Riedel visited all
the fashionable trimming depart
ments while in the city and are
confident they can please every
body.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Tomlinson guarantees his Steel
Roofing to be better than Tin, and
for less money. Call and see him
when in need of Roof.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

The Easter services at Trinity
M. E. Church, on next Sunday
morning, will consist of song service,
recitations and dialogues. The pro-
gramc is quite elaborate and attrac-
tive. Everybody is invited to at
tend these services. Sunday School
at 9 o'clock, Easter Services at 1880
and preaching at { p. m.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Tomlinson has the largest stock
of Hardware ever brought to this
market which he is selling cheaper
than the cheapest.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

PENSIONS Original, John T.
Stone, Burkrad Nelson, of this city;
increase, J. II. Chattan, Flat Rock;
Travel Pay, n. Burchfeld, Hender-
son, through Phelps Brothers
Agency.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

Rev. W. E. Hill, of Virginia, will
preach in the upper Presbyterian
Church in this place, on the first
Sunday in April, at the usual
morning hour, and in the afternoon
of the same day at the Flats Church
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

We direct the especial attention
of our lady readers to tho new ad-
vertisement of Geo. w. Cox, CALI
polls, Ohio, who selects the REoIs
TER as the medium to announce the
opening of his Spring Goods.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1891-03-25

In this issue will be found the
announcements OF ID. w. Brown, as
a candidate for County Superintend-
ent of FREQ Schools. He is SO well
known to the people of this county,
that it is unnecessary for us to say
anything about him, except that he
is qualified to fill the office.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06
A POPULAR FAMILY.

yBurrs: "How b Il, Kate. that you alvsyv
0em % catch on TO the Last new thingf 30
OF Ne"
kAIn: II don't know: ccrtainIy DO NOE
JENNIE: We'll. during the Hast few months
tor example. you hare taken up painting.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

without any teacher: -cs- e,r.c tr the roscoe
Whcn Miss s<ifr-.. -cr.Ss ncr lsvisarte clnan
20 sui'icDfy. ntii corininiy NC nrc ali improv.
ing In xruco uI't.r Srsr inst rtsctr,n. 1 heard
his Grub Hsufc mistakes nm playing tAsehans
you St;n to ~ nO era ui ti,c Eifs 90 fails and
know hsss vbai W az. ur.cr All Sifcttynssu pceN
you cutcrtnin beautifully; ann uhe hst
month you have NIPPON .-ieDin hc:,.tb, owing.
you t.li Inc. TO year ply scai culture cxercre4
Where do You get ell OF your information
from ia this ii:tle cut-of tho wcy place for
you never go To- tho city"
KATE: Why. jennie. yor will mako me
vain IsS - only source OF information.
bit II - sitrprtsinH how II meets all wants. 4
very ecilnm fsur ~ anything new but what
tho next few day Srins me f:iil information
on the subject. Fusic9 Mol Msynxipel
And great Treasure Il - 60 US an, for tS
really ftiriii-hcs tho reading for the whole
household: father Inns gwen up his mngf,zipo
thHt no mas taacn fOr cara, cs no says this
one gives moro and he;trr informntion ON
the subjects ar tho day; and rnother sayD
TINT it IS ihnt hat makes her such q famous
the oniy really FAMILY magazine published,
"a we have sent for samples Of MI of them,
and ind TINT one is NIL for mon. nnoiher all
FOR wornen, md another for children only.
While THIS ono Suits cvery ono Of ms: 80 we
oriy need - take ono instead OF several, aud
only $500 q year. Perhaps you think am
too lavish in my praise; but will Let you seo
ours or, better stin send 10 cents To tho pub
Usher, w. Jennings Dcmorest, Is East 14th
Street, New York. for Q sample copy. and /
shall always consider TINT have done you
great favor; md may be you will DO cutting
us out. as you say we have the reputation %
being the best informed family In town. II
that does tt~ tl- ~ = - =
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

A colder during the Crimean
,"ar was brought Up for stealing his
"'omrade's liquor ration. lie " as
rn Irishman and his defense
was unique.
I'd be cory, indade, eur. to be
called a thief. l put tie liquor in
the same bottle, and mine was at
the bottom. and shore I was
obliged 10 drink his to get my
own. Och sur. lts meself that'd
scOrn TO be thief
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

The wisdom Of the negro, the
Atlanta Constitution says, was H.
nstrated anew in a Georgia JUS
tees court the other day. A
young negro had been fined for
some trivial offence and was be
ginning to talk of an o. peal when
his father broke in. You pay dat
fine and go long about your busi.
ness, he said. Befo' you reach dat
higher Jedge de lawyers'll done
gone troo you, en- you won't hev
enuf money lef' to buy a coffin.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

Old Ph,lo.opher.-Ehp En-.
gagged yourself to Miss PrettyP
WHY che wastes half her time over
that horrid little Pug dog of hers.
Young Philsopber.-Yes. but
j notice the dog does just as he
pleases'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06
WIT AN % HUM Ola.
Could you make . water color
sketch for mef asked Mr.. 6oakss.
All bat the nose. returned Pale
cite. ! couldn't get that color II
water any more than you could.

Mics Objectionable Jon have
y pleasant time this summer
Mics Dc Stsle Perfectly lovely.
We moved around % much I did
not have to be seen in the same
drees twice.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

Eastern Man. So my old friend
rcrihtler is editing a paper out
West, IL be running it 10 the in
tereot Of morality and good gov
.ernment2
Westerner.-I guess not. He
has never been shot at.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

Le.-My dear in return for the
poem that wrote for you, you
have sent me lock of hair But
alas! how is il l see that i, 10 not
from your own headf
She.-That is fair eaough. Net
ther was the poem from your own
head.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

john. Won are not listening to .
word sm saying!
why. my dear Angelina, I am
slI earn.
] know Won are; and that makes
il all the moro provoking.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06
Good Morning, Doctor -.

Good Morning. Doctor.
Hello. Satisrlee you look worried.
What The na,terf
Oh, my daughters just home from
college, and
All, these colleges They're play
ing the deuce with our girls. What
is 1t overwork, eyes used ups Hope
1t isn't spinel curve
No. no. Doc: nothing Of the kind.
But here she's only seventeen years
old, and she's got views.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

A SCHooL. BOYS COMPOSITION on
GIRLs.--Girls ere very stuck up
and dlgnifed in their manners and
behave themselves. They think
moro Of dress. than any.
thing, and like TO play
with rag and dolls. They cry il
they see cow in the far distance,
and are afraid OF guns. They stay
at home oil tie time, and go to
.cbrrch on Sunday. They ere al.
woys making finn OF boys hands,
and they cay: 'IIow dirty! They
can't play marbles. ] pity them,
poor things. They make fun of
boys. and Their turp around and
love them. don't think they
ever killed a cat or anything.
They look ont every night and
cay: 'Aht the moon lovely?'
There is one thing ! have not told
and that " they always know
tb.lr lessons better than boys.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06
oonsumesion surely o,,rsa

40 In xDrxon-xisAse inform your rsadsrs
thAsl hsvs positive rsnsdy for The shove named
dissaes. - its timely Ne thousands Of ho,slsss
casss hsve bean psrnaAsntly eursd. fshall DO CHAD
70 ssud two bottlss OF my rsmsdy FREE 70 any Of
POUR rsedsss Who have consumption II they vm
ssod ne tAAtx xxpSses and p. O. sddrsas. Hespec%
falv. ia noouA. =. O. M Psszi D., 4. 4.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

y SERItUs OnJT CTION "A dernsn
peasant fumily had mRde all their
aIrsngements TO emigrate to the
United States The day before
The fbmily WIS TO take it's depar-
ture, the e'dcet son, Hans, who
wac On enormous eater, animated
that he did not care 10 go Wet.
Has soTe village maiden be.
guiled thee 10 remain behind
asked the fs tEer.
Nothing Of the kind.
Why then, dost thou not wish to
go with us?
I've been talking With tbe.sohool.
master ard
Well What did lie say9
lie Gays that vken IL is II O'Clock
with rs here in Germany, that (?
That whAli
lie Gays that when il is ~
O'Clock here with us IN America it
10 8 O'Clock IN he evening.
] don't want TO go TO . place
where I hsve 10 wait that Tor z for
my dinner, and the poor fellow
completely broke down at the mere
thought Of it, Texas Siftirgs.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1891-11-06

Willie. don't you know that
fighting ia eiDfula said his mother,
,eriou,,y-
Yes'm.
And WhyP
Coz ] got licked.