New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-05-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

The Rev. II. r. Haweis tells this Characteristic ans
ecdote of Mr.. spurgeon: one sunday three young
fellows came into the gallery OF the Iaoernaee "tn
their hats on In vain the officials requested them to
uncover OF course Mr. Surgeons eye was soon upon
Them and leading his discourse round TO the respect
which all Christians bound to show TOT ue ieehnss
of Others Ny friends" he said the other DAY went
into a Jewish synagogue, and naturally uhco'e'eo
NV head; but on looking round perceived that al
the rest wore their hats, and not wishing to offend
against what supposed to be their reverent pactce
though contrary to own, conformed 10 jewish us'
and put on my own will now ask those three young
Jews up in the gallery to show the same Difference "
our Christian practice in the house OF God as was
prepared to show them when visited their synagogue
and take off their hats"
ait is curious to know what vqgarisms creep in S
the American language, even the language spoken ey
well.educated not TO say cultured, people Just q,
present the ear Is narrowed by phrase OF Teroa
much used ss by GS S sasa wh9
says one girl to another Pm invited pour for Mn
sSs ssE.a me next e turs SSs
ment Heavens and earth thought eons ~r ms s.so s
the verbs and their implied noun made q connection
in my BRAIN and then the desire TO stand nese Young
demonstration. The century. has, indeed. grown old
and lazy where the tongue finds SO small wON -
simple phrase as can be spoken and to drop The
final word tea is to render 1t intolersoy vulgar, -
Forthcoming girls perform the service, generally I'm"
posed on servants In wellapponted houses IN
Is thoroughly American and so, too Is the eooma0S
fault which has grown out of it."-(Boston Herald
@The Boston Transcript tells of girl who tried 10
offset the trouble she gave druggist in LOOKING at hs
directory by buying twocent stamp Of him, SO es "
prove that she was willing to buy Something.
cannot always Judge by present Pea s
wss n6 DSy chief G C sesh to draw sick
palngs of the neghbcrh0od fences, nnng the ar VIA
noise Gd the 81 fence msn w aaa G meP sEs Excellent
his own fences when he comes to have them.-t6oS''s
Transcript.
With lack Of reverence that is truly westerni
aThe St. Paul Pioneer Press thus sizes up person
who has recently been more or less in the punhc eyes
Monk Ignatius is 10 tour the West in his one-man
crusade against heresy and heretcs People had been
looking forward to brief respite between the de-
parture of the grip and the possible advent OF some
other epidemic but Ignatius is evidently determined
to heave himself into the breach without allowing US
any respite. Eventually he may steer himself against
a cyclone and we shall have elemental chaos come
again."
An EightYear-old Chesterfed.-A little eight-year-
old Irish how in one OF our public schools was
proved by his teacher for some mischief lie was
about to deny his fault; when she said:
yes he replied as quick fash, :" tells thin
there amt much yous don't wild thin purity black
That was the soft answer that turned away wrath
for what lady could resist SO graceful comphmen''
-(Harper's Young People.
Speaking Of a social event "The Phiadeipms
Press, SAYS: Among the list OF presentations was
the name of a debutante who will surely always COM
mand attention by reason of her extraordinary name
Hiss sybil Pine-Cofin! The hyphen, even' Is no'
omitted"
Three doctors Joined a secret order in Omaha Az
the door of the lodgeroom they were met Dy u,ye
fellow physicians. The outside sentinel was hio
insurance agent: the inner doOrkeeper was uruSs.
the oath was administered by minister, the 1917
was an undertaken and tombstone dealer, ana tio
treasurer was a city bill collector the whole an al
exceptionally appropriate and apPr3pras'etS ,rSs
rght.-(Omaha Bee.
Says Southern Pacific conductor. - conductor
who wants the glory Of conducting special tram
especially Presidents train-is greater ass thah
| take him to be- The management looks after you a.
sharply as if you pickpocket, and instesd Oh
letting you run the train, there are generally hat
dozen bosses on the cars, each rushing around ana
ordering and counterorderng IL the President weIe
in Immediate danger OF some awful accident IL 10
enough to get the strongest man ratified 10 be on ono
of these trains. No. thank you have had 10 haui
the president OF the road than once, but when
comes to hauling the President Of the United states
beg TO be excused"
"No sah,- remarked sidewalk business man as 10
omen ed another clam, Use done hyahd IL SAID ana -
done foun, IL out foh mysef dat dsr aim no money IN
handIin' raw material "-(Washington POST