The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-06-25
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
= The devil never asks anybody to goA
further than the next corner to beaia

There are two sides to every ST.
and some of them have four sides an
ceiling.
"A California lawyer, it is said, hasS
received $4,000 for FIVE years. work in5
one case.
- Teachers salaries in the United
States annually amount to more than
100000.
-"I will be sister to you," she said.
"Only that" said he, "after I have been
pepper to you?"
The egg of an ostrich is about the
size of a cocoanut and it requires SIX
weeks for it to hatch. S.
= Pennsylvania has law which pro-
vides fine Of sixty-three cents per word
for swearing profanely.
Unless ne learn to do our duty to J.
those whom We employ, they will never
learn to do their duty to us.
"A colored philosopher says: Life
am mostly made up O. praying for rain
an wishin' 'twould clear off"
Unless you have an aim and ambi-
ton of your own you will some day find
yourself turning some other fellows
grindstone.
- The sacred Scriptures teach US the:
best way of living, the noblest way. of
suffering, and the most comfortable way
of dying.
There are spiders no bigger than
grain of sand, which spin threads SO fine
that it takes thousand of them to equal
in magnitude single hair. - y
"Pa, why do they place q reriod af.s
ter Capt. and Col. ?" ri don't know, my
son, unless it is because there are SO many
they want to put stop to them"
- It is said that syndicate has beens
formed to break A. T. Stewards will and
get possession Of his estate: General
Ben. Butler represents some of the claims
ants. s sEs9
When woman goes away-to make
three weeks visit the probabilities are.
that she will stay six. A man will start
out to etay six and be back at the end Of:
q week. So
= Here is a "highly recommended
corn cure": Dip in water piece of;
common washing soda and rub the trou--;
blesome growth with it two or three
mornings week.
"A letter of George Washington, da::
ted May I'd, 1776, and addressed to COL.
George Clinton, sold for $50 recently, and
another written from Valley.Forge May
28th, ITS, brought SSS.
Oranges are very plentiful in Flori.
da and a big crop is expected, but
peaches are scarce. Almost all fruits
and vegetables are late this year, how
ever, on account of the late cold snaps.
Cousins are all right in ageneral sort
of way, but when it comes to will pur1z
poses and the inheriting of cash and othef.#
valuables New York court has recently
decided that only "frst cousins" count.
Samuel Noble, founder Of Anniston,
Ala, is being done in granite to perpet-F3
uate bis memory in that city. The statue
represents him standing beside pig
iron stacked impressively like cork
wood.
= The tail of an alligator of twelve
feet in length, on boiling, furnishes from
fifty to seventy pints of excellent oil,
which, in Brazil, is used for lighting, and
in medicine especially as cure for rheu.
matism.
At q wedding in Arcadia, Florida,
the other day, the bride was married to
her ninth husband, and four of her for
mer husbands were present at the cere-z
mony. This is one of the beauties of
divorce Law. -
= Only FIVE crocodiles have ever been (
captured in Florida, although alligators
are numerous. One difference between
the two is that the crocodile works his
upper jaw, while the alligator moves its
lower jaw.
= Alaska is now the roomiest of our
territories. 1t contains eighteen square
miles for each inhabitant. Its population
consists of 22,135 natives, 4,419 whites,
2,215 Chinese, eighty.two blacks and Il.
56S half breeds.
= "It ain't always de man dat makes
de mos noise in Church dat hez de mos
religion, deah bredderin. A mule kin
make mo- racket wifi his mout dan doz.
en- good bosses, but when it comes to git.-
tin up an Citing de mule amt dar."
The greatest novelty in dolls has now
been invented in Nuremberg, the great
German town for dolls and playthings. A
machine in the doll causes it to move its
hand and write neat little letters on
slate or on paper. Whole sentences can
be written to the great amusement of
children.
Married at the age of twelve years is
an unusual thing. Still more unusual is
it for girl to be married three times be-
fore she attains the age of fourteen years,
Such case exists on Long Island. The
young woman's name is Kate Mott Nu--
gent, and she is now being tried on the
charge of bigamy.
The mules in Ingle's coal mines, near
Evansville, Ind, were hoisted out recent
ly. Some of them had not seen daylight
for eight years. The smallest thing
frightened them. flying bird causing
them to jump, while upon seeing dog.
they stand and tremble with terror.
"Papa," inquired the editors only
son, "whst do you call your oaice.?"
"Wcll," was the reply, "the world calls
an EDITORS Office the sanctum sanctorum,
but I don't" "Thcn I guess" and the.
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