The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-05-07

~ Baldinsyille. sayin as
how crate things was ON the Tappis in
that air town in refferunse 60 sellebratin
the cOmpleshun Of the Sub Mershine
Telegraph e. akin me TO be Pressunt.
LOckin up my Kangaroo and wax wurks
in . seizure stile ! took my departer for
Baldinsville-''my own, my native Ian"
which gut intwo at early kandle litin
on the follerin night & just as the seller
brashun and illumernashun ware com
mensin.
Baldinsville WAS trUUly in blaze %
glory. The Tavern was lit up with tai
Ter HANDLES all over d a CRATE hon fire
was burnin in frunt thareOf. A Trans
pirancy was tied onto the sine post with
the fOllerin wurils rs Liberty or
Deth." Old Tompkinsis grosery was
Enumerated with ) tin lantuns and the
follerin Transparency was in the winder
The Sub-Mershine Telegraph & the
Baldinsville and Stuncfield Plank Road
the 2 crate eventZ Uf the 10Th Centerry
may intestines strife never mar their
GRANDEUR" SimpkinSis shoe shop was
all Ablaze with HANDLES and lantuns.
A American Eagle was painted onto
flag in a winder-alsO these words, viz.
THE CUnstitOoShun must I've Pre-
sarved." The Skool house was lifted up
in crate stile and the winders was flld
with notices aiming which nOtisel the
follerin-"Truoth smashed 20 erth shall
rise agin-YOU CAN'T STOP HER" The
Boy stood ON the Burnin Deck whense
awl but him had Fled" "Prukrastina-
shun is the theaf If Time" BE viz
tOous & you will be Happy" ..Intem-
perunse has cawsed heap Of trubble-
shun the Bole." an the follerin sentiment
written by the skoOl master. who gradu-
ated at Hudson Kollige: '.Baldinsville |
sends greetin to Her Magisty the Queen.
& hopes all harl fcelins which has here |
tofure previs bin felt between the Super |
viEers Of Baldinsville and the British |
Parlimunt, il such there has been. may |
now be forever wiped frum our Escut- |
chens. Baldinsyille this night reioises
over the glorious event which sementz ? |
crate naShuus onto one anuther by |
means of n elecktric wirc under the roar |
in billers Of the Nasty Deep QUOSQUE
TANTRUN. A BUTTER, CATERIINY. PATENT
NosTRUNr"
Squire Smiths honss was litel no ~ |
gardlis of expense. His little sun Will
lam Henry stood upon the roof firm orr /
crackers. The old squire hiSself was
dressed up in splje- clothes and stood on
his door step. Piutin his sword sollumly
10 American fiag which was suspended
on top Of a pole in frunt Of his house.
ENEl,sHr,.,V.s1V Ia L. al 4 n |
hat & wave il rUunl ia a impressive
stile. His Oldest darter Miss ISabeller
Smith. who has just cum home from the
Perkinsville Female lnstertuUt, appeared
at the FRUIT winder in the West room as
the gOddis IL liberty. q sung Il see them
on their windin way" BoOtcus I. sei
to myself, yuu air a angil & aothin
shorter n. Buneparte Smith, the
Squire's Oldest sun. drest hisself M a.
Venus the God Of Wars and red the
Declaration u undergraduates from the
left chambir winder.
The 'Squire's wife didn't jine in the
festivertieS She sed it was the tarnu-
lest DOnscnse she ever seed Sed she To
the Squire. Cum into the house and 20
to bed Won old fool, Won. TuInurrrr
you'll be guin round half-,led with the
rumertisln a won't gin us a n.init's
peace till You get well. Ser the squire,
Betsy. you little appresiate the i'm.
portance Of the event which this night
SeE she, '+Conmemo-
rate a cats tail-cum into the house this
instant, you pesky old critteF.- Betsy"
sez the Squire, wavin his sword, "r,s
tire" This made her just as mad as she
could stick. She retired, but cum out
agin putty quick vita . painful Of Bilin ,
hot water which she thrOwed all over
the Squire, d Surs. you wood have split ,
your sides larfin 10 see the old man Jump
up and hOller & run into the house.
Doctor Hutchinsis offiss was likewise /,
lited mp and q Transparency on which ,
was painted the Queen in the act Of ,
arinkin sum u "Hutchinsis invigOrater,- ,
vas stuck into one Of the winderS. The
Baldinsyille Bugle Of Liberty noospaper
ofhS was also Enumerated, q the fol- ,
lerin notices stuck Out-"The Press Is /
Ibs Arkernejian HEAVIER which moves /,
~ worid- "Yose Early Buckle i