Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1891-11-26
PAY locals" and other ad-
vertlsing have forced consider
able news out of this issue.

ray locals" ana Otler al
vertlsing have forced consider.
able news out of this issue.
j. B. Thompson and w. T.
Works have purchased the
right to sell the Texas patent
churn dasher, and have same
for sale at the postoffice al
Lutesville. Don't fail to get one
-Hon j. M. Zimmerman
writes US from Glen Allen;
"Please say to your readers
that Hon. Richard Dalton, o1
Rails county, Democratic can
didale for Governor of Missouri,
will speak at Marble dill Mon
day, Nov. 3oth, 1891, at 1(
O'Clock. a. m.
-Husband-"My, how sour
these berries are!"
Wifs-well! dear; just sweeten
them with some of this nice
.granulated sugar, of which l goI
Is lbs for ONE DOLLAR at R
Drums.
-"Pop corn sociables," says
an exchange, are the leading
source of pastime this winter,
The bashful young man can
always find something to do al
a pop corn social. If he runs
out of something to talk about
and she won't let him hold hel
hand, he can eat pop corn.
Weather prognosticators
say that this winter will be q
cold one, and, of conrse, girls
you will want a hood or a faci.
nater-they are so comforta ble
You know. N. E. Hall has q
large and varied stock of this
kind Of goods. CHEAP!
There are many sugges.
ttons about curing a cow ot
kicking, says James Wilson,
One way is to scratch her a
a while, speak low, as if you
wanted her to vote at the polls
BY and by she will chew her
cud and then you milS her
Soon she will look for your
coming, set her foot back and
enjoy being milked. The other
way is to give her a kick the
first thing, then tell her tc
''stand around. you old rip!
Then yell so there!" Their
when she kicks-as she shoulc
take the stool and pound her
using expletives. You will ge
little milk, but, as Bunpan ex
presses it you will crafty YOU
"doggish nature" Z"
Have you grease spots OF
your cloth,ngs If 50 call ant
purchase a bottle of our Magi,
Erasive Fluid. A single bottle
will convince you. IS cent.
will buy a bottle.
A. r. JAQUEs.
1t is the best we ever used
Here is the latest by Jot
Mulhatton the renowned liar
and it is a good one, too: LAS
year down in Mississippi, where
the thermometer registered sew
en!y.tive degrees above zero
Col. Stoddard's negroes wert
engaged husking a crop Of poI
corn. On Saturday at noon the
last ear was housed, and the
negroes were given the rest O.
the day as a holiday. They
left the plantation and went te
the small railway station neal
by to see the evening train ar
rive. While absent the crib ir
which the years pop corn was
stored caugh: fire and tho hea1
from the burning timber caused
every grain to pop" Soon the
whole plantation was covered
whith "kernals," and a mule
twenty.eight years of age, which
was housed in an old barn neal
by, saw the ground covered
with the white caps of pop corn
and. while the Thermometer
registered seventy. five degrees
above zero, froze to death think.
ing the white grains Of corn
were snowfakes.
There have lately been
placed upon the market several
cheap reprints Of an obsolete
edition of "Webster's Diction.
ary" These books are given
various names, "Wehster's Un.
abridged" "The Great Web.
ster's Dictionary" "Webster's
Big Dictionary" "Webster'a
Encyclopedia Dictionary" etc.,
etc.
Many announcements con.
cerning them are misleading.
The Webster reprint portion Of