St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-02-26

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81 sa a, IS an in-
psate-
le he Fbern
sly Ia vas not dItEetilt Tor
ial - tef y ths RECOMMENDATION what sec
ne ynana
laasa, aa., IL 5aaling nh.n peak, said
asc sH eEu l-luzsiaIl
tiie parish Of Bossier, and your ancestors
were AngIo-saxons. who landed in Virginia
jiisI prloF to The Revolutionary war;
You're a liar. promptly answered the
YOUTH 81 was born aud raised in Corpus
Christi. Tex, and NY parents came from
fsgarscli lzt inst af1or he s5ti Of ttre Alamo
ard eurias the paltny days of old Sam Houss
toHa
It needless to observe thet Mr.. Cable is
notat present priding himself so much on
Ills chronological abiiigy.
The Ire P-a-eh Grip NIL be
Dean swlfs wreta: Il have known minis
tes9 VIC e3sld compute the .accoupts of
aaFi5a, but we're ignorant of their own
domestic economy In the case Of calico
"a .ais vii be reversed Mr. Foster
can j1Se eF compute the accounts of
Ok bus II Is lfkelyTe knows
r
lsIs Di4pateh coins new party
name sea tar-eiect Kyle, Of South Dako
70. Ills uaeerat.
lEait9F lock VIA put hisear to the
gi8 twill he gIaddened by q. low grum-
bic ia &c direction Of tine New York World
20 the following effect; Among the large
items Of APPROXIMATION this year is one for
tire abuEa0n md publication of the false
tislseS pRlad b Robert P. Porter under
the ~ ME Of 3 census
Let tie voters OF Minnesota, and, III fact,
the entire country, never forget that Ben
Harrison is the first president to name as
secretary of the treasury member of the
Standard Oil trust But its Republican, you
know.
There is at last a deficiency in the United
States treasury, and its name is "Calico
Charley"
Senator-elact Kyle probably thought he
had call to preach, but the call to the
United States senate was good deal louder
and more unanimous.
Maria Chattoway. formerly custodian of
Shakespeare's birthplace, is dead. Poor old
soul According to Ignatius Donnelly her
life work has been dismal failure. The
Shakespeare of whose early domicillary as
sociati0ns she was caretaker was not the
Shakespeare she took him to be.
A short time ago one of st. Pauls promi-
nent dealers in musical instruments gave an
opening embracing an attractive entertain
ment, to the public. The succeeding day
young man denominated in circus patois as
''Reub'' walked leisurely into the establish
lishment, and said:
SCOT any ice cream on draught?"
This is not refreshment bazar'' replied
salesman softly.
81 knowed that, but yer had some IN here
yesterday"
''Oh, yes, that was an opening day, and we
did entertain q large number of our friends
with cream. You should have been around"
II warn't though, but i kinder reckoned
you might have some leftover. Couldn't yer
manage to give away some il man was ter
buy a musical instruments" and the youth
picked up $40 guitar, thrummed it carelessly,
at the same time resting his basilisk eye on
$3.50 upright piano.
81 think we could; Charlie, see if there
isn't some cream IN the back room for tn is
gentleman. Please walk right in, sir.''
The prospective customer walked in as
directed and was handed nut brown choco-
late ice.
.Yer give some cake, too, yesterday, I'M
derstand.''
A plate Of macaroons, jelly cake and
lady's fingers was promptly placed beside
him, after which he demanded glass of ice
water. The repast over, he re-entered the
salesroum. wIping his mouth ON the back Of
big hand.
.'Wall. I'm through he said.
"Yes, sir; now what can I do for YOUR
"Of course / don't propose to eat your
cream under false pretenses. You've toted
squar with me an I'll tote squar with you.
You may give me one of them nickel-apiece
kazoos seed in Their Winder.'