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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-01
SLEEPY KAZIK.
(Ciag dalszy.)
NowELLA

Do cbaty wdowy, przypa.
dek zaprowadzii dnia jednego,
mleiscowego proboszcza. Zastai
w mel samotnego iak zwykle
Kazika; w'dok chfopca. los
lego, o Iaklm mu dzlwra
rzewnoscla tenze opowiadat,
wzruszyl do glebi serca zac-
nego kapiana.
Przyszlo mt ia mysl, ze w
stolicy ;stnieje zaklad dobro-
czynny, W kt6rym podobni
Krakow biedacy, zna]du)a
op'eke, zatrudnlenle nse raz
.leden gabezpieczenie cd gfodu
ma Gale zycle Pocga} nv tel
o tel iscie flantropiinej misty
tucyi opowiadac; obiecuja,
De postara sic o umleszczenle
60 tam2e, re mu tam heizie
dobrze, re 5edzie mat sta
ranle, re go tan naucAa jake
COS przystepnego Ola ciemnych
rzemiosia, ktore mu po6znie1
ma utrzymanie navel starczyc
bedzle. Sfuchajac slow pro-
boszcza, Cd downa jul ma
twarzy chfopaka nlewidziany
usmlech ro2chyllt mu usta,
%przYwotany mysla, ze on, ka
leka do nlczego, ME bedzie
cie2arem matce i rodzinie, lie
sobie i drugim stanle sic prey
datnym. Poczat W pro5ni prze-
bieraG palcami i odtad zy' tyi
ko ia nadzie]a, Re te b5edne,
wychudzone rece, kiedys, ma.
czej niz bezmyslnie / bezcelo
wo poruszae sic beda mogIv.
Swlecl1a mu ia nadzleja W Ia
stepstvie sfohca, ktorego nl~
widziat, swieciia niedfugc i
zgasla nagle, iak gasnle tyle
ludzkich nadziei pc swiecie...
Pc dtuzszym przec'qgu cza-
SUI zaszedf zuowu proboszcz do
ubogiej chatupy i S adajac ma
przyzbie pod oklenklem, kto
rego wyb,te szyby pozatykane
byty brudnemi tachmanami:
MOI chiopcze-rzekk MIC
z lego, HE chca Gle pyey)a6
do zal1fadu. hos luz "a starry,
pisa, re wick twol jest
wlek1em dojrzafego ~me&gzyzuy
a tam za]muja sic tylko
ociemnlalem, dzletml...
DomawlaJac tych SLOW, pro-
boszcz Q bolesnym usmiecheu,
spc]rzat ma tego, do Storego
sic one stosowaG miaiy. Ten.
W oczach Dyrekcyi / statutow
Zakfadu ola ciemnych dojrza-
fy me&czyzna, staf pred MIN
niby posag niemej rozpaczy
Bee wieku, nj to dziecko, nj
dorosly czfowiek, OF, hledne.
nedZne s~tworzeule, o twarZy
blade), zapadtej. wykrzywione:
boiescla, a lagodnej i poczcl
wei, o watlych czfonkach
oczach przymkDietych, ktore
dawnym zwyczaJem wledzioue,
szeroko sic %rozwarfy, zwrocone
W strone, zkad gios proposz
CA dochodzif.
Milczeli obaj...
Nadzie]e chfopca runefy
foskotem walacego sic W jege
glowlnie gmachu i siuchaf mo
ae tego ~bolesnego halasu,
mysl jedyna, ktora 60 ca1em
dnlami podtrzymywaia, ulecia
Ia bezpowrotnie, %zostawiaja'
pc soble nlczem i nigdy nieza
pefniona %pr62nie. Proboszcz ;
wielka gorycza W sercu patrzy
nan pytajac s1ebie, dlaczeg'
ludzie k1ada tyle granlc swe
dobroczynnei' litosci, kied'
niedola tax czesto zdaje 81
CRANE ME zna?...
[ znow mijaiy tygodnie
mlesiace. Pc ]esienl nastal
lima straszna, snle4na, mroz
: ma. lstny wrog biedakow, d.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-01

lo w Sl1dCic IouEtuSUWO IOI.
navajo 0 lego bliskiej smler-
CT. Sfyszaf tie rosmowy i ME
trwo&yf sic nieml bynajmn:ej.
To co zaznat z iycia, by1o talk
clezklem / gor2kiem, tax
smutnem strasznem, re
smierG chyba AMI strasznlelsza
bye lie mogla. Tylko gdy
ksiadz, udziellwszy mu Ostat-
niego Pomazanla, poczat 60
fagodnie przygotowywac i
krzepic ma bllska a ostatuia
droge, umlera]acy podniosl
rece do cczu i przecierajac ]o
zmec2onym ruchem:
--Chciafbym-rzekf sIabym
gfosem-choG raz )eszcze wi.
dziec s3ohce matke...
-Uirzysz je wkr6tce mole
dziecko, sfonce take jasne, G
laklem nawet sic ME sn lu-.
dzloGc ma swiec!e, a ma make
ME dfugo CT tam czelat przyj,
die.
Usmiechnqt sic kaleka j ga
MIN blade, Zimowe sIonee
przedario sic dnia tego przez
geste obEoki, on JUL ogladal
tamro, o ktorem sic ME sni
ludziom ma swiecie...
Matka, "a p6zno uprzedzona
O chorobie syna, zastafa go
JUL ma marach. Sfonce, to
ostatnie ]ego marzenie, oswle-
CATO woskowej bladoscl twarz
nieboszczyka, ma ktore] igraf
taxi usmiech spoko]nej bio
gosci, ]aklm "a zycia nigdy ME
byia rozjasn,ona.
-Juz CT iobrze, mole ko
chanle!-zawofafa oblewaiac
fzami twarz syna.
W dniu pogrzebu, proboszcz,
wbrew zwyczajowi, odprowa
dzl} az ma cmentarz trumne
blednego kalekl. Chclaf VITO
rowaG spiewom &afobnego Or
szku, ale CLOS mu wzlat w
gsrdle, a panied z~awodziia,
tax divine byf rozstrojonym
on, pIeban wiejskr, kt6ry co.
dziennie z nedza j niedola
ludzka by' W stycznoscl. To-
miast slow pie5ni, eagle miaf
ma mysli pytanie: Ma co sic
przydafo ma swiecie dwadzie,
scla lat katuszy tego, ktory
teraa W tych czeerech deskach
spoczywa?... Odpedza1 tie mYsli
sila wolf, przywolywaf slowa
piesnl Ma pamie6, spiewaf je
Jak m6gl najglo5niej, wszystko
nadaremnie, Powracaiy one,
nibyto ro5ne, a zawsze te sa-
me. Ma CO? Ola czego?..
Uznajac to pYtanie "a bez'
BONE, poczsf sobie proboszcz
przypominac niektore ustepy
z zycia sw, Teresy, ktjra WE
rzyia> ze NE tylko mozua
moolic sic ga niemodlacych,
ale l clerpied "a nlecierplacvch
i wofaia: ,:Boze, przy]m te
| mafa llczbe mesfuzonych cier-
pien "a tylu srzeszacych, tyiu
wystepnych, ktorych kara
Twoia leszcze ME dos!egla
Przyim je "a ausze Jeczace W
czysc1, a zapomnlane ma zie-
, ; MI. Mo2e / to bledne stworze.
;; ME byfo pos'annikiem nieba
! ma zleml, a speiniwszy ofiare,
poszto pc nagrode...?
: Wieczne odpoczywanie race
; I'M dac Panie-zaintonowal
, proboszcz, przekonany, ze wra2
z czysta dusza Ka2,ka, jakas
4 lima dusza oczyszczona prze2
. niogo stanela dzisiai pred
Paaem... Wrociwszy do domu.
a zamysl1f sic pleban gfeboko
: ma nedza jednych, obojetnos
> cia druglch, mad ia masa zlota
T kt6ra ludzie rozrzucaja, ME
zastanawlalac SIG mad tenn, ne
tylu bliznich b.acl, ludzl ma
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-01
XiesaRie KOlskie pod zabO-
E'eqaR mOSkleWslAisRs.

Xiea.Rie RolsEkie pod zabO-
EegaR mOsAlewsAiaRa.
Rosqa. Spostrzegll to tacy, co
sic wiele polit7ka zaJmuj2, re rzad
rosyjski wtedy przyja%niejszych
jest st6sunkach z Oicem sw., gdy
mad Rosya jaka chmura s,e zbiera,
albo gdy Rosya o wo]nie mysli.
T}dmacza to tenn, re Rad W razie
niebezpieczenstwa chce katolickim
pQddanym swym pofolgowac, ably
z nm trzymall. Wldac, re teraz
nlebo mad Rosya pogodne, DO st6-
sunk Jej z Ojcem sw. bardzo So
chfodne. Papiez chclaf, ably Rosya
ustanowl}a PREY S%tolicy Apostolskiej
osobnego pos1a, a "a to bylby W
Petersburgu ustanowi} papieskiego
nuncyusza (posfa), Ma to Rad ME
przysta} i }atwo sic domyslic ola
czego? Otto nuncyusz papieski,
przebywaj acy W stollcy rosyjsklej
dowiedzia}by sic 0 okrutnych pos
tepkach rzadu rosyjskiego, o przes.
ladowaniach i doni6stby O tenn
Ojcu s, kt6ryby sic niezawodnie
uiq} "a ucisnionymi. lego Rad
ME chce depuscic ola tego ME
zgodzil sic ma zyczenie OJca sw.
q Rdoya donosza do ,,Kury-
era Poznahskiego'': w Tynnie,
gubemli podolsklej, jest obraz
Matki Bozkiej, 1askami slynacy.
Z wielka uroczystoscla odbywa size
tam odpust ma swieto Nawiedzenia
Najsw. Maryi P. @. Lipca); lud
okoliczny przybywa W wielkiej
llczbie; ksiezy dawniej zjezdzalo
sig 20 1910. Teraz lud zbieraG
sic ME przestaje, tylko ksieza ME
przybywaja, b. i'm ME wolno.
w roku biezacym . ~proboszcz
prosl4 gubernatora podolskiego, p.
Gl,nke, zeby pozwolii kilku sasie-
dnIm. k%apianom przybyc do Tynny
ma 2. Lipca. Gubernator ME cd
mawia}, zada5 tylko, zeby proboszcz
wyplsaf mu nazwlska i obiecaf
rzecz pomyslnie zatatwic. Pro-
boszcz zapisaE szesciu i podaf gu
bernatorowi~ w kiIku DIM p6znlei
ctrzyma} odpowledz: re wymienio-
nYoh ksiezy gubernator ,,nie uwa-
ia "a ,st6sownych" ola tego ME
moze sic zgodzlc. ably ma Cd
pust pojechali, w zamian "a to p.
gubernator 7 w}asnej wolf mama
cza dw6ch innych: jednego ks.
fedora Paw1owsklego) pracovitego
wprawdzie, ale starca sfabego, VIE
ku 1t, =, druglego ~miodszego,
niepracv wltego, ale "a to pswnego
pod wzgledem politycznym i bar
dzo mi4ego rzadow,.
DonoszQ do kun. Warsza-
wskiego" z Petsrsburga, il minis
terstwo spraw wewnetrznych po-
stanowi1o z przysz1a wiosna zaka-
FAC tfumnego przybywan1a robot
nik6w z Gallcyi ma roboty polne
do Krolestwa Polskiego, oraz gu
bernii wo1ynskiej i podolskiej.
Postanowienie zosta1o umotywowa-
ne braklem zajecla ola tamtejszej
ludnoscl zmuszonej, jak sic to dzieje,
szukaG zarobku w Prusach, ola
braku robotY u slebie W guber-
mach Kaliskiej, p}ock1ei i fomzyh-
skiej i powiecie nleszawskim CUB
warszawskieJ. Wiosclanie zas Z gu
bernii podolskiej wychodza szukaG
zarobku ma pofudn1u cesarstYa
Wyjqtek tylko bedzie uczynGony
ola robotuik6w, sp}awiajacylch ?
zagranicy drzewo / zboze Mekami
Warszama. Dzleki ujeciu O.
grodnika Baczyhskiego, nazwlska
mordercow Schmltta Kuznlewskie-
go So juz znane: sami zbrodniarze
pozostaja W ukryciu. So mini
! Franciszek Pawlak, Jan Wyrost-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-01

Warszama. Dzleki ujeciu O.
grodnika Baczyhskiego, nazwlska
mordercow Schmltta l Kuznlewskie-
go So juz znane: sami zbrodniarze
pozostaja W ukryciu. So mini
Franciszek Pawlak, Jan Wyrost-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

Syrup"

For children q meG-
ACougn cine should be Also
and cro,,n lutely reliable. A
mother must be able 10
Medicine. pin her faith to It q to
her Bible. L must
contain nothing violent, uncertain.
or dangerous. It must Be standard
in material and manufacture. Il
must be plain and simple to admin
ister; easy and pleasant to take.
The child must like it. It must Be
prompt ins action, giving immedi-
ate relief, as childrens troubles
come quick. grow fast, and end
fatally or otherwise in . very short
time. It must not only relieve quick
but bring them around quick. -
children chafe and fret and spoil
their constitutions under long con-
6nement. It must do its work in
moderate doses. A large quantity
Of medicine in a child is not desira-
BILE. It mist not interfere with the
child's spirits, appetite Of general
health. These things suit old -
well as young folks, and make Do
schee's German Syrup the 6vosite
family medicine. q
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

Ecery one sssbers
from Catarrh in the Head. Those
who don't have it suffer from those
who do. It's . disease you can't
keep to yourself.
Here are some Of the symptoms
Headache, obstruction Of nose, dis
charges falling into throat some.
times profuse, watery, and scrid,
at others, thick, tenacious, mucoua,
purulent, bloody, putrid, and often.
sive; eyes weak, ringing in ears,
deafness; offensive breath; smell
and taste impaired, and general de-
bility. But only . few of these
likely to be present at ones.
The cure for it-for Catarrh it.
self, and all the troubles that come
from ia perfect and permanent
cure, is Dr.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The worst cases yield to its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties. A record Of Is yearS
has proved that to it. proprietor
and they're willing to prove i
TO yoa.
They do it in this way: II they
can't cure your Catarrh, no matter
how bad your case, or Of how long
standing, they'll pay you $500 in
cash. Can you have better proof a
the healing power of . medicinef
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19
WHO IS THAT OLD JAY,

Chicago gentlems1 OF wealth and position
vas walking upon one Of the ultra fashionable
tnorcughtarcs arm in arm with An old man who
wore clothes that can only be purchased 1t
country store. He was one Of those kind faced
ana vigorous old men. and the atmosphere
IN tne vulgar parlancc he was LAY" An 40.
quaintancc OF the Chicago man. seeing him In
company with this suburban individual. in =
iacetious manner asked: who is that old
says' The following is the answer he received:
Who is that old Jays Well.
1t won't take very long to tell.
DID get him out Of q grab bag No;
made his acquaintance years ago
II was over there in the Buckeye state
That he and became intimate;
By Jove! It's thirty I'VE years to-day
Since l was introduced TO that old Jay.
Yes, his whiskers are cut . little queer.
His clothes look rather awkward here
There Is . contrast between his and mine,
Well style never was much in his line;
Yet somehow. I'm kind OF fond OF him.
swim"
I'm showing him all the sights to-day,
And having fun with that old Jay.
The first remember Of him. way back,
He Whitfield for me a jumping jack.
thought 1t the funniest kind Of thing
II was ecstacy to pull; the string;
and then we'd sit by the big wood nre.
And he told me OF David and Goliah;
I've spent many happy hours that way,
Being entertained by that old jag.
Then I've often leaned on his good wife's knee.
And been told Of Him from Galilee.
Suher little children to come unto me,
For of such is the Kingdom of Heaven, /" said He.
The gates Of Heaven were opened wide,
And Jesus bcckoned her to His side.
] shed many, many sca'ding tears that day,
As l stood at her CONN with that old Jay.
Time new fast and years rolled on.
A birthday came Was twenty one,
] thought life on the farm too slow,
SO determined that would 60
To some great city and be . swell;
The ncighbors said was going lowell
OF course the neighbors would have their say,
But one had faith; it was that old Jay.
left with his blessing and dollars too
That blessing was luck and the dollars grew
Heap upon heap until my fortune WAS made;
owe il to him and the wise things he said.
j know he looks sort of awkward and queer,
But If it wasn't for him wouldn't be here,
Let me introduce you Oh. don't hurry away,
He Is my father, is that dear old Jay.
Chicago Herald
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19
Oddities About Fleas.

Nothing curious about a flea. eh:
Let us see. Put one under q strong
microscope. What q transformation!
Il seems to be clothed in armor from
head to foot" formed of brown. over
tapping plates that are SO exceedingly
tough as to be almost indestructible.
Its head is small and very thin, with a
single black eye on each side. the rays
Of light scintillating through the tiny
optic like sparks of FIRE. Puget man.
aged to look through the eye of q flea
with his powerful glass, finding that its
surface diminished objects in size while
il multiplied them in number-a man
appearing like an army Of fairies, and
the flame of q candle becoming o
thousand tiny stars From the shape
of its head and for other reasons the
flea is supposed to use but one eye at q
time. The offensive weapon of the
little creature is composed of two pal
pi, or ''feelers, two piercers and a
tongue. When it feeds it stands erect,
thrusting tins sucker into the flesh.
and will eat without intcrmission il
not disturbed. The hea's manner of
breathing is stu undetermined, but it
is thought to be through two small
holes at the end of the paipi-St Louis
kepu Ollc.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

toes. and the squash-bug see mp her
Boston marrOws and patty-pau
squashes. The foxes, minks, owls and
hawks. to say nothing of opossums and
weascls thinncd the ranks of her
young Dorkings and Plymouth Rocks;
and. to make matters worse. her COW
turned out to be Jumper" and
brought disgrace on herself and trouble
to her mistress by daily raids ON Farm
or Nubbins' corn field.
This was the last straw, and. like the
mythical camel, Miss Ferobia broke
down under it
There amt no use a.tryin'. as
sce." she lamented. dolcfully, as she
set out her one cup and saucer in rcadi-
ness for her tea. "A lone woman don't
have no chance ut all.
''An' here I've spent all my money
an my garden amt wuth shucks And
Timothy, he'll say he told me how
'twould be. and that I'd better o. mar.
ried Jason Smallwecd. Aud almost
b'lieve-I-would- No, wouldn't,
either. I won't take up with crook
ed stick. if be nearly through the
woods"
''Evenin'. Miss Fcroby." interrupt
Cd = CHEEKY voice, and there, framed
in the doorway, stood Felix Byefield, q
smile Frightening his honest, sun.
Drowned face.
Miss Ferobia shook hands with her
visitor, and drew forth a chair for him.
with . secret futtering at her heart as
she remembered her sistcr-in-law's in
situation.
But Felix was evidently bent on maxi
in. himself agreeable.
AN SO you've struck ont for your
self, he observed. ''Gittin' along first
rate. l opine. You must show me your
garden"
Il haven't got any garden, and you
sha'nt see it," declared Miss Fcrobia.
inconsistency. sits all choked up
with weeds couldn't keep them out.
An what with the bugs, an the rab-
bits an pigs. amt gotta cabbage-hcad
left. skeercely."
''Sho'. now, you don't say! Why. if
that amt too bad, responded Felix.
alphabetically.
IAN the varmints has took all my
young chickens" continued Miss
Ferobia- AN Farmer Nubbins is
a-goin' to shoot my cow, an, an"
The thought of her woes was too
much for her, and she began to sob
Historically.
Don't cry, Miss Feroby: please don't"
urged Felix. ''He sha'n't shoot your
cow. promise you"
but Miss Ferobia shook her head, and
dried her eyes on the corner of her
apron.
"rn sell the cow she dol areI.
soberly. AN I'll go an hire out some
where. i can cook il can't make gar
den"
mo need to hire out" put in Felix.
eagerly. IL want somebody to cook
for me. Say you'll marry me Feroby"'
But Miss Ferobia IN hes surprise
stared at him. then hung her head,
blushing like girl.
'.lt's so-swddsn," she whispered.
whats the otlds?' asked Felix,
boldly. II wanted you long ago. only
couldn't somehow git the courage to
ask you. Say yes, won't you, Fcroby?"
And after little more urging Miss
Ferobia did say yes, and felt very well
with her future prospects, in
spite of her wcedy garden.
Timothy will say the truck business
was failure after ALL" she reflected.
as she washed up her supper dishes at
night, with very light heart, but he
can't say it wasn't a successfnl failure,
any how. Helen w. Clark. in Leslie's
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

ONE ENJOYS
Both tho method and results whsn
Syrup Of Figs il taken; Il i pleasant
and refresiIg to the taste. and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the ~
tam e6sctually, dispels colds. hesd.
aches and fevers and cures habituaI
constipation. Syrup Of Figs b ths
only remedy Of it, kind ever pro
duced, plea-ing to the taste and -
eeptable to the stomach, prompt n
it, action and truly beneficial n II
elects, prepared only from tho most
healthy and agreeable substances, II
many excellent qualities commend Il
TO Ill and have made & Tie mast
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs i for sale IN 900
and 81 bottles by al leading drug
gistA Any reliable druggist who
may not hare it on hand wil] pro
cure Il pr'mptly for any ono Who
wishes to tsy It. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SxRNP CO
aAx kRAscIsco. CAL
loWeNIlk, ~. AfW v0Ak. ~
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19
WHEN MEN SEE SNAKES.

Coneestion Of the Eye-vcins.
The cause Of persons whose nerves
are excited by protracted and excessive
use of stimulants seeing the shapes of
animals passing before them is not due
wholly to the imagination. In fact the
fancy only operates to induce q belief
that what is seen is alive and hideous.
The eyeball is covered by q network
of veins, ordinarily SO small that they
do not intrude themselves visibly in the
path of the light that enters the sight,
but in tho course of some diseases these
veins are frequently congcsted and
swollen to such size as to become Wis
ible, and when this happens the effect
generally is to appear as if there were
IN object of considerable size at a dis
lance from the eye.
of course, this vein is generally long,
thin and sinuous like a serpent, and
the figure seen is frequently startlingly
like snake. That they seem to live
is due to the fact that they are often
not in perfect line with the direct front
Of sight. They arc either to the side,
up or down from the focus: therefore.
when discovered, the victim naturally
turns his eyes toward the effect, and
the effect, of course. moves away.
The eve follows, and thus a continu-
Gus and realistic motion is got Now.
il the eye be returned to the front
again quickly it will see another snake,
which, If watched, will glide away in
the same manner. The writer of this
is afflicted by malarial disease. and af-
ter his eyes arc thus congcsted many
strange shapes and clouds pass within
his vision. which, il he were in q state
Of nervous collapse, might easily be all
that are seen by those suffering from
delirium trcmens.-N. Y. Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19
A Pretty Sick Man.

One Of our physicians received the
following letter from . country ply
stefan: Dear dock have . pashunt
whose phisicol sines shoes that the
windpipe has liberated Of, and his lungs
have drop into his stumick. he 10
onoble to sw0ller and I feer his stumick
tube 10 gone. have Civ hymn every
thing without efeckt, his father 10
welthy onerable and in6ienshal. he Is
IN active member Of the church and
God nose don't want to loos hym. what
shall due ans. by returne male. yours
in need. (Mo.) Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

lin Sweden you could get COM
petent hired girl for fourteen dollars q
year." says an exchange. Bring the
same girl into the free atmosphere OF
America and she would soon he demand
irs four dollars . week and three even.
Jugs out
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

Mrs. Allow much rent do the
Joneses pay In their new nat up lA A...-
lem?
Mrs. R.-Only $40 . month. and they
have kitchen, . sitting, . bathroom,
. library, . parlor, Q bedroom, and .
dining-room; and Just think how con w.
nient to have them all in rooms.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

Many man who has had the key to
the situation has lost it because he Was
not in condition to discover the eyhole.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

Mr.. Aun-Therc is one thing that l
like about your place over In New
Jersey.
West Field-What Is that?
Mr.. Ann-There is train back every
twenty minutes-The Suburban Boomer
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

II the small boy who runs away to 60
swimming doesn't mako . clean breast of ID
while he's in the water he wont when he
gets out-Bufialo Express
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

IT is positively hurtful to use ointment fol
skin diseases. Use GIenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whiskor Dyo, &c.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

'Tnocon speak but one language, am
familiar with many tongues" said the ply.
siclan.-Bu0 alo Enquirer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

TEAcnER-"Johnny, does q hen lie IN
egg" J0hnny-"No, ma'am; the grocery
man lies; the hen lays. One il fresh and
the other isn'tr-W ashingtOn Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

II you think your child has worms, don't
neglect IL until It has spasms. At once give
Il DR.. Bul's Worm Destroyer They taste
good.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

IT is . very rare man who can tell the diff.
ference between . woman who wants to Be
friendly with him and womsn who wants
TO nirt with Naturalization Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

"Kxor in il" as the young map remarked
button on his clothcs.-Yopker'sS Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

ToRIoCLArI the stomach. liver and bowels.
and promote digestion, take ono Of Carriers
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

II Is 70 feel that you arc recovering vitality
and desh, improving in appetite and the
ability to sleep. These arc tho invAriable
results ofusing Hostetter's StOuach Bitters,
most reliable Of invigorants. So also are .
departure Of indigestion, the disappearance
of malarioIs symptoms aud those which
mark the presence Of bilious, rheumatic and
kidney complaints.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

THR soprano Of . church choir hao been
known 70 make hit that entitled her to the
second bass for life.-BinRhampton Loador.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19
Always Dird.

Jcssic-How do you like Mr.. 0insling7
Bessie-He 10 bird.
Jessie-What do you mean?
Bessic-He starts the DAY with lark
and cnds Il with . bet.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

FORGIVE and forget 10 all very well, but,
II your enemy f0rgcts, it does not matter
very much whether ho fOrgives or not