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The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01
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merry POLITE POSTMEN.
How Thoy Help Out Wasiin gton WomeI
in Daily Life.

How They Help Out Wasiingto Women
in Daily Life.
II do think that Washington postmen
are the most obliging. / have ever met
said lady not long resident hero the
other day Il never think about both
ering to mail my own letters, but sim
ply hand them to the CARRIE whom he
comes, and he is so amiable as to con-
vey them to the post-ofiice for me- and
SO save me the trouble of dropping them
into the box on the next corner. The
other day ] chancod to DO going out for
call, and meeting the carrier coming
up my step, l suddenly remembered that
| had forgotten something,
's'Oh, Mr. Postman,' excla lined, i
have left a postal card on my sitting
room table which am most AN xious to
have togoSoff BY the earliest possible
mail YotFwtA oblige mo exceedingly il
yon will see to its being posted May
ask you to get it, since am in great
haste? You will find it addressed to
Mrs. Theophidax Robinson. Be so good
as to add Baltimore, Md.s,a' to the
superscription, which an interruption
prevented my completing in pencil, and
make sure that it gets off,
"And do you know that the polite
letter-oarrier said, Thank you, ma'am,
and did just as told him, even TO shut
ting the door of the house when he came
ont, as requested Iknow that he put
on the address all right, because Mrs,
Robinson told me subsequently that she
received the postal card.
sAnd, to take another instance, when
we had another carrier on our street
last winter met him at the col nor one
day and asked him il he had Eft any
mail at my house.
Nothing but postal card, ma'am,
he replied, 'frcru Mrs. Spoopendyke
Browne, inviting you to take inch in
formally with her on Monday at two
o'clock punctually . m-Washingae Star.
III
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Fair Widow hope, sir that my
property will be safe in yonr hands.
Unmarried Sellcitor--There is only
one way Of being absolutely certain
about that
Widow (breathiessly) What Is that?
solicitor Marrying me. Figaro
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01

The Duke OF Clarence and Ayondale
has presented to the Geological Gardens
the two lions which have been sent to
him from the Kallywar district in India
The members of the Geological Society
are glad enough to receive the present
but the Princes friends and attendants
are good deal more glad that the pres.
emit should be made The Prince had a
fancy for keeping the monsters himself,
q la Bernhardt. but feared ridicule.
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zsHlpha--'I was talking with Comus'
wife the other night, and do you know
that she has great head?" Omega
Eyes; and II you had talked with
Comus himself the other morning after
the banquet, yon would have discovered
that he had great head. too. Morris
town Herald ------.--4.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01

80 you accepted Jack, down at tho
Cove. this summer"
Yes I'd have refused him, only +
knew that he was coming homo first;
and wanted all the girls to know that
/ had one proposal at least, during the
season, before broke the engagement. !"
--Lirhts
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01

-Tennyson is said to write many
short poems, but his own Judgment is
that the publication Of them would not
help his fame, and they are pigeon
holed or destroyed. In this he sets an
excellent example TO poets generally.
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on 4 + IA asst 5T FREIGHT.
4 The Wild Trip Of a Heavy Train
Down a Grade.

ACH man settled
j. b a c k into his
seat, and the
boys began their
y a r n-spinning.
Railroading was
the subject, and
each had some-
thing to say of
terrible wrecks
or air breadth
escapes.
Il railroaded
some myself
said a stranger
sitting over by
49, lo1, aal
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01

Friend Ito Bowery dime museum pro-
rrietor)--Haye you been to see the
Liliputians that are performing at
Niblo's?
Dime Museum Proprietor (contemptu-
ously) --Yaasl
What do you think Of them?"
Think Of theml Why, I've got dwarts
performing at my museus1 that are
twice as big as them Lilips ssansi--
Texas SiftingA 8
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A TRIP 10 AFRICA.

In . Few Years Such n Journey VIII Do
Common Enough.
The latest news from the Congo states
that the railroad to connect the port on
the lower Congo with Stanley Pool,
where navigation OF the upper Congo
begins, is now in process OF reconstruction,
and that every thing Is progressing
favorably. The entire length OF the line
is less than three hundred miles, and
only twenty-five OF these present engl-
neering distractions OF any difficulty
whatever, and these have already been
overcome. II all goes yell the line
ought to be completed in three years.
BY that time express steamers will be
put on the Congo, so that trip to Cen
trail Africa will be easily made by every
summer tourist
Thus we will suppose that Philadel-
phian desires to visit Stanley Falls, the
head Of navigation on the Congo, the
headquarters of Tippoo lib, situated
directly in the heart of the dark CONT
nent If he is in a hurry he can plan
his trip about this way:
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1891-01-01

Stranger Pm very glad to have
met You. and would be pleased to have
you call on me at your leisure" Editor
---.'Ieisure? WI ats that?"--N. y. Jour
nal
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Water Wizard manipulating the
divining-rod-''N Now, sirs hereit is, Jest
as thout The pint Of the rod drapped
right thar Dig right straight down, an
II ther' is a vein thar, why, you're shore
to hit it Two dollars" Old Hayseed--,
Bully! Now, here; feel in the pam
O. my han here. an Of thar's two dol
lars thar you gitit - Harper's Bazaar.
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Against King Dirt and General Muss,
sbould always be IN dustin dust
aAnuld always be Industrious.
and we, though toiiing bnslly
Through sunIit or through gloomy hours.
sHouid not neglect our men--our men
Should not Neglect our mental powers
We shoald not use the goods on earth
Az more utilitarians do;
But VIC should con--shcnld con-should con-
should contemplate earth's beauties, too.
il We have toifed beyond our strength,
+ ia foirn h6urs from sleep Hway, ==es=sz
We should make rest-rnalse rest-Inake rest
restitution wilile. We MAJ :,
row housewife pray take this advice.
fts wisdom youll perceive at length,
D5ilt be fool--a fool-a fool
Nfool-ish waster Of your strength.
'T'is hard to live without the pale
OF true success, and toll Away;
You should get in-get in-get in
Vet interest on what you pay.
New. blessings be on housewives oil
steps in duty path are benz,
I Aud may they march beneath tho ban
The baE-the BAN ner of content
Martha Gion Sperbeclt, in Good Housekeep.
INK
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Total length of ain.

Thus one can leave home July 1, see
all the wondrous beauties of the African
continent, spend two weeks hunting
elephants and visiting the natives, and
be back at his desk September after
having crossed the equator six times.
We shall expect very soon to see the
country flooded with circulars OF the
Tippoo lib African Tourist Company
(limited), which Will issue round trip
tickets for the journey furnish guides
and all useful information attend tour
lists on little hunting side trips, and SCI
cure front seats at cannibal feasts. All
this can be easily accomplished for $500,
the great point in cheapness being that
the shops Of Central Africa are not such
as to tempt the tourist to unload his
wealth. Ladies' particularly will not
return with their trunks full Of Central
African costumes
+ The above estimates OF times and cost
may seem overdrawn, but it is quite
probable that before this decade is end
ed they will be found to be too high.
And after Americans once get into the
way Of taking jaunt into Central
Africa, goodness knows what develop
ment may take place in that benighted
region. -Philadelphia Enquirer
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4 The most interesting sugar question
Is, How many Jumps do you take?s--
Philadelphia Press
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HOUSEWIVES DUTIES.

GOOD housewives all who daily war
Against King Dirt and General Muss,
Saould always be IN dustin dust
slinuld always be Industrious.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14

mu sic przy koncu lakos dwoi W
gtowle. Tylko TAX dalej, panowie,
wytknletym celem l ustalonemi
zasadaml. - Kozok z kentukow,
jezell go ME posadzlcle ma redak-
cyjnym krzesle, naplsze wan liie-
dys historya - tax jak napisai
ks John'owl, re mu pieknie po-
dzieKowa} "a ofiarowane swe lite
rackie zdolnoscl dla polaka 10
Anaeryce.
Ten INCL p. Tomasz z miasta,
czy tam Kozok KenIukow, jeze-
Ii juz TAX paia taxa gazeclarskaa
gorqczkq, bedac tax bogatym,
jak to sam sic chwall, niechze So
bic, dla sieble przez sieble "a
}ozy nowy dziennik polskl wKentu-
kach pod tytu}em Kozackie No,oi-
ny = Tygodnik illustrowany, dla
oszczercow, anarchlst6w dezerte.
row z armil.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14
Redakter / wydawca: HierOnim DerqlOwslxi.

Kto nam prze51e przy1ajnanlej
2 dolory zolegtego abonameatu
20 WZARUSA, dostanie u
presencae du2y kalenda'z SAcz-
nenai obrazkaneS. DO ka5dego
he7endarza dodany jest kcloro.
,vy obraz Matki Bosklej n,eu.
stgjqcej pomocy i %oze'adarz
Sclenny.
Kto te,uz zoplaci za VIA
RUSA, meGe te5 zonao,0iS so.
be de2y kalenda'z ma roA
przysz1y, Mory iu5 ~ Pa@dzier.
niku beazie gotoevy. = Poslemay
90 te5 10 tyna czas1e kaSdenlu,
kto toroz przese1Wqc aDomament,
doda 10 liScie, re zanuost kalenda-
rza no rok latosl, prageie zalec
u poddrquku kalendarz Nc roE
1892.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14
KRONIKA PRZYGODN.A.

Nareszcle przecle s]awetny
cenzor W wolf narodu pol-
skiego" z polltyczna i literac-
ka pomoca slawetnlejs2ego 10.
zoka kentukow, wYkofataf
! wyprosIi ma dw6ch trzecicn
czesci grup oswladczenie sic
"a miastem ma przYszly se]m
zwiazkowy.
Strasznle jakos ku ostatko-
wi powaga cenzora ~ wolf
narodu polsklego" upadfa,
kied> trzecia Geese grup AMI
sic odezwaia ma kr6lewskie
rozkazy, nawet i prosbv!
Jestto c,3me,a zaesae meajestatas,
zbrodn1a obrazonego maiesta-
tu woli polskiego narodu,
traktowanie z taklem lekkce'
waAenlem rozkazow m,}oscl.
vie nam panulacego monar'
cny.
Vice sejm odbedzle sic W
Detroit, w miescle clesnin
cgy czasem NE bedzie tam sci.
mowi "a clasno, a prZYna1'
mniej moralme? Ma tym sejmle
W Detroit jedno dwocn stae
sic musi: albo nar6d wierny
t:onowl mocno, I'D sposot
Stanczykow, stojacy prey Nal
,asnle]szym Panic Franka |
ukar1e surowo rebelijantow
a hersztow wyszle ciupasem
" lody Alaskl, albo tel ogol'
ma zwiazkowa rewoIucya ztraa'
CT q tronu intruza, a sam lud
odtad, bez ukoronowanej bla~
szanna korona gfowy, rzadz"
bedzie . jednym prezydenten
ma czele, TAX jak lnne ma]a
narody, j dobrze I'M z TEN
a daily Bog, aby sic to TAX
staio, gdyz to ostatnl ratunek
z reszta FraEkowi |, po a
vanturach W sadzle W Mime
opolis, po ogioszeniu lego ia
iemnych Iistow, po przypro
vadzeniu Zwiazku pa kra
wedz przepascr, ME pozostaj'
ME wlece], ]ak 2ebrac swoIt
blsszanne lclelnigkelty, uda'
sic do Alaskl tam W grIpl'
,,skalp Wolnosci No Ill.," EOS
tao sekretarzem kasyefem
Endyanie, to glupi leszcze ma
r6d-moze tam choc = pare
futer da sic tanio nabyt.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14
ZAPISUJCIE SOBIE WIARUSA)
SPRAWOZDANIE.
independence, is.
s sierpnia.

Stowar1yszenie Ksiezy Pol
skich odbylo swoje roczne
zgromadzenie w Pine Creek,
Wis, dnia % Lipca 1891 r.
I. Najprz6d po zagajeniu
posledzenia przeczytano listy
nadeslane cd cz}onkow, kto-
rzy dla przeszk6d ME mogll
przybyt. Rozprawy mad uwa-
GAM w listach odlozono ma
koniec posiedzenia.
2. KS. Pacholskl robi wnio-
SEX, ably Wiel. KS. Siedlec-
kiego Swan River, zglasza.
jacego sic osobiscie, do Sto-
warzyszenia przyjat. Who
SEX poparto jednog}osnie
przyjeto KS. Siedleckiego ja-
ko czlonka StoVarzyszenia.
8. Sprawozdanie kasyera i
Sekretarza CO do kasy wzieto
pod rozwage, a wynik by}
taxi: w ostatnim rolSu do
% Lipca przychodow by}o
TT dol. i II centow. Wy
datkow zas by}o $50 dol. i
IS ct. w kasie vice pozo.
stale 20 dol. 81 ct.
Przelrzano Ustawy Stowa-
rzyszenia, i takowe zostawio-
no jak by]y. Dodano tylko,
ze ksieza nalezacy do Sto
warzyszenia beda nalezell i
do Uni i takowa popierali
1ako instytucya godna popar
cia. Dalej ze cz}onkowie Sto-
warzyszenia chcac korzystac
przywilej6w Uni, jake taz
daje swym czlonkom, beda
oplacali podatkl do Uni ma
rowni innymi cz}onkanl;
kt6re to podatl<i beda opla-
cane <asy Stowarzyszenia,
talk zc pojedynczy czlonkowie
nalezqc do Uni zadnych
osobnych skIadek robiG ME
bed2 zobowiqzani. w tym
cclu l<sieza wyslq dcklaracyq
do Uni zredagowanq W spo-
sob wlasciwy i zgadzajqcy
sic Z godnosciq Stowarzysze-
MIA.
5. Kazdy czIowick Sto-
warzyszcnia ksiezy, majqcy
wIasnq paraGiq zrobi jcdnq
kolekte rocznic W swcj para.
iii ma dom cmigracyjny i ia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14
PkACCIE "a WIARUSA
PdbSZgJ KIW ANEE

AlexanderAdamik W Bremond,
Ro bertson Co., Tex, poszukuje
swego szwagra Gala famiIia =
Walentego Goscimiensklego, DO.
chodzacego Galicyi, re ws, VOL
towel, powlatu Biecklego, kt6rzy 10
lat temu przybyll do Amcryki.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14

kowa odesle do Sekretarza
Stowarzyszenia, ten zas
plenladze talk zebrane przesle
do zarzadu domu emlgracyj-
nego. Kolekty powyzsze ma
ia bye zebrane miedzy 1
Wrzesnia a ostatnim Grud-
MIA.
6 Przystqpiono do rozbioru
pewnych uwag W listach "a
wartych, a szczegolnie uwagi:
,,Czy popierajac dom emigra.
cyjny ME pracuje sic ma
szkode ojczyzny, zachecajqc
ludzl do emigrscyi. Odpo-
wiedz ]ednog}osna byla, re
ME,
Najpr@5d dalecy So ksieza
cd tego, ably lud do wychodz.
twa zachecali, owszem O.
strzegaja pred lekkomyslna
emigracya. Ale poniewaz anl
Stowarzyszenie Ksiezy, ami
poledyhcze osoby, ami zadna
instytucya emigracyi, ,nawet
n1erozwazne] powsztrzymac
ME W stanie: ola tego za}o-
zono i popierac bedziemy
dom emigracyjny polski, aze--
by tym, kt6rzy tu przybywajav
niesc pomoc i obronic ich
pred wyzyskiwaczami, a glow
ME pred zaprzaniem sic swei
narodowosci; czestokroc i
WARY. Uwaga ia ma bye
zarazem odpowiedzia ma
artyku} ogloszony W Wiaru-
sic jako sprawozdanie OBJ.
chodu $50 Maja W Silver
Lake.
7. Przystapiono ostatecznie
do oboru urzednik6w. Jakkol-
wick dotychczasowi urzednicv
prosili, by ich zwolniono cd
obowiazkow, = juz i Z tel
racyi, re zbyt dIugo So W
urzedowaniu, jednak rezygna-
cyl ME przyjeto pozostawiono
zarzad ten sam: t. j. KS. D
Majer, prezydent, KS. L. Ia.
wadzki Wice-prezydent, KS.
J. Pacholski, kasyer, Ks. A.
Bablhski, sekretarz. Ma tenn
posiedzienie zamknieto.
K. Aug. Babl1ska.
Sekretarz.
PkACCIE "a WIARUSA
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14

dllwszego nawet W moskiew-
skiej Ame,yce W Toledo spot
kacby bYio trudno. Ale te
sprawy pozostawiam intereso-
wanYm osobom. Habent aetatena,
mala wick po temu, a mysle,
2e 2o'c, i'm ME brakuje.
Ten zbrodniczy ma nich ma
pad powinlen nareszcie przer-
wac ich wymowne mllczenie,
ma podobnych ludzi innej i
odpowiednieiszej uzyc broni.
Vice bedale seim q. N. P.
dnia 81 Wrzesnla 2. r. Hidsch-
ryh zwlazkowe]. Jak ia sic
'ciesze! TAX ]ak chfopiec ma
plerwsze buty lub szelki. Po-
jade, panowie-pojade, choc
ciekawosci to ma w1asny
koszt! do Detroit, mlasta, kto-
re na zawsze tym se)mem
sfawnem zostanie-.,bo polka
ze, ]ak organizacya jest "a
szczytna (sic), le Jestesmy
W StanacE Zjed. przedstawi-
cielama Narodu polskiego".
(Zgodo NJ. :39]
Prosze uulzenie ]eszcze raz
sobie to dla pamiecl i zbu-
dowan;a przeczytac, DO to
frazes nieoeeniony.
Pokaznje on raz kolosalna
zna)omosc iezyka polskiego
p. Hr. Nc, drugi raz kolosal-
ne zlaczepie W -swiecle Zwi9z-
ku N. P.--O rg aniza Y a
& s z'czY ma. ,,Za.
szczYtny" m6wi sic o tenn
czem sic kto poszczyc1c mole,
CZyll co w mnlemanlu luGz :
kiem czesG cz|owiekowi przy-
nosi: mp: zaszczytne mie]sce,
zaszczytAa pochwa1a- nagro-
da. ClekawY jestem, czem sic
ZwlaSek szczycic mole, q
w}asciwle, co Zwlazkowi "a
szczyt przyuosi. .Ze Grygl l
Hr. de Mic ZwlazeI1 jest "a
szczyten-no niech bedzie-
ale ably Zwiazek mia' zaszczyt
z Grygll lub Hr. de Mic. z
tego sic tylko nasmiaG moz'a.
Ale przedewszYstkiem ~
szczedzcie narodowi polskienu
tego zaszczytu z wasnego
przedstawlcielstwa. Djubelnie-
by JUL musiaf ten narod MIS-
ko upasG, aby mu vase
przedsta wicielstwo miafo 90
daG splendoru.
Dzienniki polskie przepel-
nione sa konjekturamI, pray
puszczenlaml i t. d., co ten
przyszfy seim wielkiego zdzla-
Ia. Jezeli o to tylko chodzi-
to rzecz fatwa do prze widze-
MA. Cafy plan Rampant SCI
mower .luz gotowy, a lak mi
doniosi pewlen prominently
zwlazkowlec, rezultat selmu
bed2ie nastepulqcy.
/. GrygIa poJdzie W gene
rafy-t. |. W stan dobrze
Zasluzonego spoczynku. Ably
sic zas bard2o W tym spoczyn-
Isu NE nudzil, da mu sic
zahczke tycn tyslecy le2a.
cych bezu2ytecznle W sIsarbie
2wiazKowym na podr62 patry'
otycznq do AIos6i, ably tam
'pomledzy Indyanami pozakla'
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14

Gtupota p. Sllsza cd Buszla,
chef-redaktora Lga,za W Buff
falo, mole zabawic ME jed
nego, iezell wogole TAXA glu-
pota, laka sic znaiduje W 33
Mr., bawic mole. Stawny ten
c. k. uczony, a dzls pisasz I'D
tgagza> IA jurgielcle duchow-
nego buszla, prorokuie, lie
sejm W Detroit pojdzie ma ma.
bozenstwo do cerkwi Kolasin-
sklego.
Me )estem wcale przy1acie.
dem .Zwiazku N. P. a szcze.
golnie tel nienaw1stnej kliki,
dzls PREY sterze zwlazkowym
korycie, dla ktorei wystarczy-
1aby boznica zydowska, lub
nabozenstwo ullcGne S a V a.
tlon A rm y: ale majac
1zglad ma tych mellow, ze
wszech mar godnych posEa-
nowania, ktorzy jeszcze do
Zwlazku N. P. naleza ma
tym sejmle beda. tuszymy So
bic, ze podobnym kroklem ME
beda chciell skompromitowaG
ma zawsze siebie-i catego ma
rodu-gdyz SWAT zwykle nan.
be czastKl przenos' ia caiy O.
got. Bawifoby to c. k. eko
romiste Cd fgarza, ale "a
krwawlfoby to serca wszyst :
kich w1ernych synow Polski
Vice gdzie2 p6jdzle sem
na nabozehstwo?- -Nigdzie.-
Pojdzle do hall "a tam mo-
narcha Frank |. "a przyk1a-
dem Wllhelma II sam ,Habo.
zenstwo odprawi. Take po-
stapienle, bedzie smiessnen
gorszacem. ale log'cgnelG, b(
ludziom, ktorzy sic wyrzekl
WARY kosclola, inne nabo
zehstwo nle ptzystoi, spraw
polacy beda tymczasem obo-
jetnle na te komedye patraell
Mech sob,e Frank | Z via
sciwa sobie bezczelnoscla ogfa
sza oredzlem Arkansas, q
I'D sejmu W S.. Paul do dz's
MIC sic W Zwiazku N. P. poo
wggledem Art. I'll konsty.u
cyl ME zmlenlfo. H ia tent
zada1e publiczny kfam. Arty-
kuf Iii pozostawieno nietknie
ty, naglaca rozuWna popraw
Ike oezwyznaniowcy odrzucil
"a W dalszei praktyce kar-
mila ia klika narod zarazliws
nauka bezwyznania, mason
silva, socyallzmu j towarzys
klego 'wywrotu przez cat'
diva lata. Staracie sic terra!
taJemnie so)usz z tyni, kto
rychescie puhlicznle W wa
szym obszydl'wym plsmldle
pl6rem nledoieg5w, partacz)
i eocVailst6w biotem oszc2er
stwa obrzucali. = Daleko d.
so]uszu. Tylko IA moglle te
bezbo2nej kliki, tego em1gra
, cyjnego wrzodu powstaG moz
sojusz, wsp6lna praca bra
terskl uScisk.
Dalsze W Mr.. 33 LgQrg
wycieczkl ma Ijednoczenie 2
R. K, ma osoby rzadzace ! n
redaktorow p,sm katolckich
urqga]a wsAelkIej krytyce.-
Cos podleJszego, cos obrzy
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1891-08-14

da1 ,,zaszczYtne" grupy, l
wytknat dogodny trakt do
Rosyi dla przyszfych hufcow
powstahczych.
2. Poniewaa Z. n. p. be-
dzle chcial zaczac raz ziszczaG
swe .wytkniete cele ustalone
zasady" = zalozona bedn'e
wy2sza szkofa xwiazkowa. Dy-
rektorem tel szkoty j profe-
soren gramatyki, ortografii i
logiki bedzie zaszczytnie zna-
ny pan Hr. de Nc. Ten wy
sokl zaszczytny urzad ME
przeszkodzi mu, 2e W vol.
nYch chwllach bedzle pisywal,
iako wzor ozdobnego stylu,
ad usum swych uczniow-ar-
tykuiy wstepne do Zqody.
8. INCL p. Tomasz Z mia
sta - recte Kozok Z Kentu.
k6w bedzie szefem redakcyi
organu zwiazkowego. MAJ
ten wszechstronnie i g!eboko
w drugie) szkole W Rzeszo-
vie wykszta}cony, INA ma
wylot historya, literature, me-
dycyne t. d., przytem umle
ma pamiec caly s}ownik este
tycznych wyrazeh 1MCl P.
Slisza. Szczcg6lnie jako do.
skonale i praktycznie obznaj.
mlony anarchizmem, socya-
lizmem i bezwyznaniem mole,
w razie danym, oddac Zwiaz.
kowi nieoszacowane us}ugi.
4. P. oekretarza general.
nego zwolni tymczasem sejm
Cd obowiazk6w, z wynurze.
MEM mu g}ebokiego uznanla
"a ,.ksiazki W porzadku"
sllmienna kontrole ,posmiert-
nych odpadk6w." Zegarka
tym razem "a nagrode nic
bedzie. Potem 50 poszle ma
pewien czas W kleryki, ably
sic wyuczy} ia ksiedza"
zwiazkowego, izby m6g} po
wyswiecenlu zajat redaktor-
stwo parafi1 sw. Tr6jcy i cd.
prawiac zwiazkowe nabo-
5. ?. Olbniski pozostanie
W status quo = ably sic prze.
Gle lnteresanci w biurze
zwiazkowym kims po ludz.
ku rozmowic mogli.
6. Prezyaenta Rzadu Centr.
odeszle sic ma koszt Zwiazku
do Francyi do Department.
Drome, ably tamze ma m1ej.
scu zbadaE pamiatki i kult
starozytnych Druidow.
7. Pan Wice.prez. Cd L.
N. P. kaze Zwiazek ma sw6j
koszt jeszcze raz ochrzcic.
Pierwszy BOWEN chrzest
zfuszrowano. TAX zas pow.
tornie ina twardo ochrzconc.
mu poruczy Zwiqzek n. p.
teke min;steryalna spraw
zagranicznych.
Ma TEN kohczy moi korcs.
pondent.
Ostatnic orcdzle krGlcwskc, ktG
re mnic co dopicro doszEo, nosi
date re Stanu Arkansas. Divine
,grzyszko losdw. Siawny ten MAJ
fllar oiczyzny zaczat, jak wiemy
swojq poIityczno- patryotyczno.
chiopsko- fmansow9 karycrc o,
Arkansas - skonczy u daj Boz,
wv tym samym Stanlc. 70 tc.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-04-23
Marriage Made Easy.

A number Of ladies and gentlemen
were assembled at dinner to celebrate
q friends wedding. After the banquet,
young barrister got up to propose a
matrimonial scheme, which was at
once adopted. A president was elected
who was pledged to eternal secrecy by
a solem oath. All unmarried persons
of either sex wrote each on q piece OF
paper his own name and that of the
person whom he desired to marry.
The papers were handed to the presi-
dent, man Of mature age, married
and grave as became his Office. 1t was
his duty to acquaint the two parties
who had mutually selected each other.
Result, eleven couples thus had the
opportunity of confessing their feelings
to one another for the first time, and q
month later eight weddings came off.
The others followed in a short time.
Eccentric, but the end justifes the
means. lie Monde Picturesque.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1891-04-23
The Last GladiatorIal Combat.

Gladiatorial games were prohibited
by an edict of the Emperor Constantine
in A. D. 1926, but from some cause,
probably the loudly expressed disap-
probation of the people, the edict was
allowed to fall into disuse, and its pen
alties were never visited on its violators.
During the reign of Honorius the defeat
OF the Cloths in Italy was celebrated by
games, but in the midst of the fights in
the amphitheater of Vespasian a monk
named Telemachus found his way into
the arena and parted the combatantS
with large professional cross.
The populace swarmed over the bar
ricades and tore the monk to pieces,
but the moral effect of the heroic act
was permanent, and in A. d. 404 ar
imperial edict abolished gladiatoria
sports in the Coliseum, and shortly
after throughout the Roman empire
The fight stopped by Telemachus wa
the last in the Coliseum, and that struct
ure is now eonsecrated to the honor o.
Telemachus and the Christian martyr
who persisted in the prosecutions BY
Nero and other emperors. st. Loui
Globe emocrat.