Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1891-02-05


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NONSENSE
ACT ".
snow. this act is awful. Tybalt
will como tearing in. in a few minutes.
and try to pick q quarrel with Romeo"
"And does Romeo quarrel back?"
"He won't. at first Then Mercutio
puts finger in the pie, and gets killed
for it,"
Mercy"
Then Romeo swears he will avenge
the death Of Mercutio. Tybalt comes
back. and Romeo kills him.
HE does?'
YES. And then Romeo is in pretty
pickle; for, you see, he and Juliet
have just been married."
20, l see! How dreadful!''
"Isn't it? Hero comes Tybalt Now,
see Romeo. and hear him rave.
Splendid; isn't it?"
"Yes, indeed-no; I shan't eat an
other bit OF candy"
"Oh, do! Sec how graceful Romeo
is. Here's a marsh-mallow, don't you
want it!'
mo; you eat it."
"rll be sick eating what l have"
ACT V.
Now the friar is going to toll
Romeo that he is to be banished. and
therell be an awful time for-O,
Sadie; I want you to look at that pale
green and gold bonnet down there in
the fifth row back from the orchestra
Isn't it lovely? Take my glass and
look at it. Stunning; isn't it? As /
was saying. Romeo will want to kill
himself. because he's to be banished.
Then the nurse will come in"
'.And Juliet?"
''She won't dare to, now. Pretty
soon Capulet and his wife will appear
with Paris, and arrange a wedding
between Juliet and Paris"
''But Juliet is already married"
CHATS where the fun comes in.
Her father don't know she's married:
and he wouldn't let a triae like that
stop him, il he did know 1.-THE hor-
rid old wretch! Now, her mother is
going to Juliet's room, to tell her that
she must be ready to marry Paris on
Thursday"
"Poor thing.
you'll think so before the play is
done. Better get your handkerchief
out See; that's Juliet's chamber, and
Romeo is there bidding her farewell.
Poor things! l feel like sniveling."
"Why don't she fly with him?"
"She can't. Now he's going. an6
old Mrs. Capulet is coming in like the
dragon that she is. You'll see how
poor Juliet will act when she finds thai
she must marry Paris
Poor thing!''
"Then her charming old father
comes in and rants around, while
Juliet nearly has fits. It's splendid
Then Juliet will go to the friar, and hi
matches up splendid plot to save her
and unite her and Romeo. She has t.
pretend she's dead, and they put he
in the tomb"
"How horrible!
isn't it," l wouldn't do it for an,
fellowr'
.'Nor l."
"Now. we'll have the potion scene
It's real good. How do you like tina
blue and pink bonnet in the fourth row
ahead OF us?"
Pretty WE'LL"
$50 do L.
'.Now. this is grand! Juliet
sleeping in that tomb Romeo think
she's sure enough corpse. and h
come to kiss her farewell before h
poisons himself. so that he can joi
her in glory. Then Paris appears
and Romeo pitches in and kills Paris
Then he breaks open the tomb, an
goes on nwfully over Juliet"
Poor fellow"
YES. Then he takes poison, jus
as Juliet comes to, and there is poo
Romeo full OF poison; and don't SUP
pose there is such a thug as II stomach
pump in the whole kingdom. S
Romeo dos in Juliet's arms. and sh
kills herself with his dagger; and Their
all three OF them are. with their toe
turned up"
"Oh. Kit! How perfectly awful yo
: are! I think it's dreadful. 1t don
end bit right"
"No. it don't. But you take the la:
one of these chocolate drops to Nib!
at while the play goes on. Lowell
play. isn't it?"
"Splendid.
Il think so, too; only there's littl
toe much gore"
.'Oh, Kilt"
: "Well, there is. There; the curtain
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