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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-06-16
Lehigh Valley Railroad.
AhHANHIMENI OF FAsshNIhh IhAl
MAY 10, 1891.

Passenger trains will leave Shenandoah for
Mauch Chun x, Lehlghton, Slatlngton, Catae
sauqua, Allentown, Bethlehem Easton, Phil.
adelphia and New York at 547, 7.4O, 9.O8 a. mo
1852, $40, 5.26 p. m.
For Beividere, Delaware Water Gap and
Stroudsburg at 5.47, q. m, and 5.26 p. m,
For Lambertville and Trenton, 9.US q, m.
For White Haven, Wnkes-BarTe and Pitts
ton 6A7, sos, lD.4l a. M, BIO and 526 p. IN,
For Iunkhannock, lO. Al a, m, $40 and 5.Ns
For Auburn, Ithaca; Geneva and and Lyons
l04l q. m., and 5.26 p, M.
For Lacey vile, Towanda, Sayre, Waverly,
Elmira, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara Falls,
Chicago and all points West at lO.4l a. m.,an6
5.26 p. m,
For Elmira and the West via Salamanca al
For Audenried, Hazleton, Stockton, Lum.
her Yard, WeatEerly and Penn Haven Juno
tion at SAL 7.4O, sos a. m. and 1852, $40 andl
5,26 p. IN,
Meadow, 40, 9.OS a. m, ana 5,26 p. m.
For Scranton at 547 sos, lO4l a. m. S,lO and
For Halle Brook. Jeddo, Drifton and Free.
land at 6.47, 74O, 9OS, lO4l a. m.r 1852 3.1O AND
For Quakake at 547 and sos a. M, and
For Wiggans, Gilberton and Frackvine at
$50 and J.08 q. M, and 10 p. m.
For Yatesville, Mahanoy City and peiano,
647, 74O 99e, lO4l, 1905 a. M, 1852 SlO52o, SOS
For Lost Creek, 3irardville and Ashland,
AZ, 7.46i 800, lOl5 a. m, LOO, lao, 4lO 6.05s
For Darkwater, st. Clair and Pottsvilles
740 90S, l0.5S M, 1852, $40, 4lO, 526 and 500
D. m.
For Buck Mountain, New Boston and
Morea, 7.40, 9,0S, l0.5S NJ, 1852, 3lO 626 and
803 p. M.
For Raven Run, Centralia, Mt. Carmel and
Shamokin, S.52 and lois a. M, LAO, 4.4O
| and sos p. M.
Trains leave Shamokin for Shenandoah,
755 ll55 a. m, 2l0 4.30 and $50 p. M, arriving
at Shenandoah, 9.05 a. M, 1852, $40, $40 ana
| Ills p. m.
| SUNDAY TRAINS.
| For Lost Creek, Girardville and Ashlands
| $50, $40 ll.35 a. m, 2.45 p. m.
For Darkwater. st. Clair and Pottsvillep
| 650, 500, $50 .. M, 2.45 p. m.
| For Yatesville, Mahanoy City and Delanop
500, I.S5 a. m, I.4O, 4.4O, 6.O3 p. m,
For LOFTY, Audenried and Hazleton, sos
| a. M, lao p. M:
For Mauch Chunk. Lehighton, Slatington, 4,
| Catasauqua, Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton
and New York, 90 a. M, lao p. m:
For Philadelphia, l.40 p. m.
| Il. B. BYINGTON,
| Gen'l Pass. Agt., Bethlehem
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Ask Your Friends About It.

Your distressing cough can be cured.
We know it because Kemps Balsam
within tho past few years has cured 80
many coughs and colds in this community.
Its remarkable sale has been won entirely
by its genuine merit. Ask some friend
who has used II what he thinks of Kemp
Balsam. There Is no medicine so pure,
none SO effective. Large bottles SOC and 81
at all druggists
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RAILROAD.
Il sCHUYLKILL DIVISION.

on and after NoU. "a, 1890, trains sVtN Tea,
shenandoah as foLlO1OS!
For Wiggan, GllbertOn, Frackville, New
castle ~ CLAIR, ana way points, 500, SIa
Sundays, 500, $40 m and s.lOp M.
For Pottsyllle, 500 $40 M and AIS p m,
Sundays, 800, $40 a m and $40 % m,
For Reading, 500, $40 m and 4.l5 pm.
Sundays, 500, 9.40 a. m. and 3.l0 p m.
For PottstoWni Phoenixvllle, Norristowl
and Philadelphia BROAD street station), 500
S.l0 m. and AIS p IN week days
Sundays, 800, $40 m $40 p m
Trains leave Fraokville for Shenandoah al
1910 m and l2ls, 7.42, 1908 p 10. Sundays
Leave PoJtsvine for Shenandoah, lO. .l5 anc
II. m 7.l5, S.42 p M Sundays, 1910 n
Leave Philadelphia BROAD street station)
for Pottsville aud Shenandoah, 5.57, 10 rs m
2.l0, 4.l0 and 700 p m week days Sunday go;
FOR wYork, $40, 4.O5, 44O, 5.s5, $50, 7.8O
S.20S.30 $50, LEO and IL Is m, LOO noon Qim
TIED express, lO6 and 4.50 p m.) l2.44, LAO, $50
$40, Z, s. 8, $50, $50 zlS sl2 and lO.OOp p M l2Ol
on Sundays, $40, 4.O5, 4.4O, 5.85, ,sl2, $50, B5O
NJ. ana l2.49, $40 Qimited 4,6Q, 8. 2S, 6,30Y So
lib s,l2 p M and l2.0l night.
For Sea Girt Spring Lake, BelInar
ocean Grove, Asbury Park, and Long Branch
$50, Ills, a. m. 4.00 p. m. week days FoI
Freehold, 5pJ p. m. week days. ....
Baltimore and Washington, $50, 7.2O, s,Sl
$40, lg:2O, LIB m, l2.05 QImited express) s.li
~ ~ ~ an"IAO P; M, and l2S night Fo'
oS s1ndsys 856 M 9 stSnHSS HS Shi Ills oO a. R "a
e.57, 40 p m. 1903 night Baltimore only
sos and n.30 p m.
For Richmond and the South 100 II. l.l8 q. m,
(l4imited Express l2,3 p. m. )l2.B night, week
days. sundays, 7.2O a, M, l2.O3 night.
Trains leave Harrisburg for PittsburR anC
the west every day at l2.25 and $40 a m anC
800 (limited) and $40 p m, Way for Altoona
Sl6 m and 4.l0 p IN every day,
For Pittsburg only, ll.20 m daily and lO.&
p m week days.
Leave Sunbury for Williamsport, Eln1ira
Cansndaigua, Rochester, Buffalo and Niagara
falls $40 M daily, and LAB I'm week days
For Watkins, $50 p M week days.
For Erie and Intern ediate points, $40 q m.
daily. For Lock Haven, $40, and 9.5S a NJ
d ally, l.8 and $50 p. m. week days. FO
4 nova $40 m LAB and 6,Se p m week days
$40 a, nl Sundays,
CAAS. r. PUGH, j. h. WOOD,
cen MRufr dan Pass Z p.f
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HARHsBURe, Pa, June 16.-A warrant
for the execution OF John McAlanus at
Philadelphia on Aug. % has been issued
by Gov. Pattison.
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1kneh Els Young nrother.

EAsroS, Pa, June 1G.-Joseph Soarfoss,
aged IS years, accidentally shot and
killed his 11-year-old brother Frank dur
ing the afternoon. The boys were hunt
ing near their home at Riegellsville when
the accident occurred.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-06-16

BETHLEHEM, Pa, June 16--Iast night
the graduates of Lehigh University we re
rendered hop by the juniors. Two hun
dred alumni are here to attend the
commencement tomorrow.
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Meeting of the Friends.

PoRrLAND, Ne, June 18.--The morning
session Of the Friends yearly meeting
was entirely devoted to listening to re-
ports, which were approved.
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Miles, Nerve and Liver Pillg

Miles Nerve and Liver Pills
Act on new principle regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through me Rertcs,
A new discovery DR.. Miles Pills speedily
cure biliOusness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles,
constipation, Unequaled for men, women,
children. Smallest, mildest, surest! 5)doses,
25ots. Samples Free, at G. ii. Hagenbuch'a
drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-06-16

IL don't do 10 neglect natures warning
aches through the system, cause Rheuma
tsm, Neuralgia and Baekache, Try Red Flsl
Inns drug store.
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The 2lst inst. will be the longest day of
the year
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"Killed by cigarettes" is becoming a
familiar headline in the newspapers.
A Cure for Constipation and
Headache.

Headache.
DR.. Sllas Lane, while in the Rocky
Mountains, discoYered root that whom
combined with other herbs, makes an easy
and certain cure for constipation. 1t is in
the form Of dry roots and leaves and is
known rs Lanes. Family Medicine. 1t
will cure sick headache. For the blood,
liver and kidneys, and for clearing up the
complexion 1t does wonders. Druggists
sell it at so cents a package
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The national League Record.
Association Games.
AT BALTIMORE.

Al bAL44hOlE'
Baltimore. .,.........,....u 0 0 ! 0 o. /
Athletics ..,....,.,.....,....O u u U
Game called end Of 9th inning on account
Of rain.
-McMuhon and Robinson; weyhing
and Cross
AT WASHINGTON.
Washington.......l o o 2 l Q O. 7
Boston ..........O 4 3 o O-2l
Batteries-AInler and NIcGuire O'Brien AMI
Murphy.
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All kinds of snakes are reported plenty
this year.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-06-16

He never does a good days work who
goes grumbling about it,
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AT BROOKLYN.

Brooklyn....2 0 o l 0 0 l o 8 O. 8
Cincinnati. 30 0 ? 0 0 0 l 0 IA
Batteries Mullano and Harrington; Terry
and kiuSlOW
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Vegetables of every kind is growing
very rapidly.
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AT PHILADELPHIA.

PHILADELPHIA. 2 . o o 0 o 3 o. s
Clevcand............O 0 o 3 10
Batteres-smtth, Gleason and Clements;
Grlbgr and thinner.
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Dancing picnics will soon be the popula
thing.
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The finest in the interior of
the State. Only available
health and pleasure grounds
in the Anthracite region.

The natural attractions and magnifi-
cent scenery OF the place are un-
equalled, and day of recrea-
ton and pleasure may be
spent in it to advantage.
There is good fishing and
bathing in the twin lakes
surrounding the grounds. Boat
houses will be built on the lakeside
and regattas will be frequent this season
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BASEBALL SCORES.
Tho Now Works Win Another Gam
from the Chicagoes.

st NTW YORK.
New York .........3 l o / . 0 liz
Chicago ...,,..-....0 o , o o o . ! 4-la
Batteries-Kecfe, Wcloh and Buckley;
Hutchinson and kittridge.
At BOSTON.
Boston. .............8 0 OI l 0 / 5 l-le
Plttsburg. o o / o L
MISUNDERSTANDING and GuuzoM King aud
FfnITa
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25
NOT APPRECIATED.
A Travelling Terror who Didn't Terrify for
a Cent.

A Travelling Terror Who Didn't Terrify for
Cent.
There landed at the Third street depot
from Chicago train the other morning
young man wearing big sombrero and
buffalo skin overcoat. In his belt he had
two revolvers and knife, and as he was
stalking about the waiting room Special Off
Ger Button walked up to him and asked:
"Going to tarry here any length of timea"
"Well, guess I'll do the town"
''Then off with those gimcracks. They are
not considered at all dangerous, but they
might brighten mules.
"Whatl Give up my weaponsI'
Exactly. I'll lay 'em away for you until
ready to CO. You might be mistaken for a
terror of the plains if you went prancing
around town rugged out like that"
''But I've shot Injuns" protested the man.
"Bosh! Hand 'em over"
"And I've been all through Oklahoma and
No Mans Land"
"What of it9 Peel off those gimcracks
The terror business is played out. Why, sir,
somebody would hit you on the nose before
you had gone block"
"They would? Don't look like fighterg"
''Nawl They'd take you for Santa Claus
some Santa Claus who got left somewhere.
Peel off. "
"Well, l spose I'll have to, but you must
be mighty curious lot of people here. |
guess you don't appreciate desperate man"
mo, we DON'T" replied the officer as he
received the weapons, 'or if we get hold of
one we roll him around until it is all gone
Now you can go out and see the town, but if
anybody asks who you are tell 'em you are a
sheep drover or have some calves to SELL"
The man went outside, walked around a
block in dodgy sort of way, and returned
TO sit down and say:
''Guess / don't want to see your town.
Don't any of your people seem to appreciate
the difference between an Injun killer and a
farmer? Wonder if / can buy a novel any
where around herer-Detroit Free Press.
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How He Paid the Lawyer.

"My first case in San Francisco" said At
torney James X. Wilder, to a reporter, twas
the defense of a young fellow charged with
stealing a watch belonging to a Catholic
priest. l was appointed by the court, be-
cause the prisoner said he had no money.
'The jury rendered a verdict of not guilty,
and as the defendant was leaving the court
room ! called him back, and just as joke
handed him my card and told him to bring
me around the first $50 he got.
Next day he walked into my Office and
planked down two sos and $40.
"'Where did you get all that money! /
demanded, as soon as got over my surprise
enough to speak.
Sold the priests watch he replied, as he
bowed himself out. San Francisco Exam
liner.
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The Bool.cases We're Too Large.

A story is told of a gentleman who is now
and has been for some years past engaged in
rearing an elegant mansion of stone dozen
miles or so out of Boston. Much care has
been taken and no expense spared in its cree
ton. The other day he went out TO see how
the work was progressing and visited the
library. 1t is noble room, and it had been
surrounded by elegant bookcases of carved
oak in elaborate design. The gave one
glance about the spacious and beautiful
apartment and then exclaimed to the con
tractor; "What made you build the book
cases SO high? Cut them down two feet anC
put cupboards underneath Do you think
am going to buy books for all those shelvesF
Boston Advertiser.
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Poor Place for stamps.

An amusing incident occurred in the post
office recently. Stamp Clerk Lemcke had
just sold a natty old gentleman a dollars
worth of ''2s" The old man was wondering
where to put them, when he accidentally put
his damp fingers on the sticky side of the
stamps, and they began to stick together.
Say, how do you keep these things from
stickingY' he asked.
Rub them ON your head" the clerk re-
piled.
"Ah, that's new scheme said the pur-
chaser of the stamps, and he removed his hat
and began to rub them over his bald head
"The longer we live the more we learn" he
said, smiling, as he allowed the stamps to re-
main on his head while he paid for them and
put some papers back into his coat pocket.
The stamps stuck.
"There, now, that's"- he said, as he
reached up and tried to remove the stamps.
They were sticking closer than brother to
the shiny white scalp He tore one of them
Off, and he said it brought the skin. The
clerks could not contain themselves, and the
bald headed old gentleman slapped his hal
over his head and hurried off to get sham
poo.-Savannah News.
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An Attack of NihiI Fit.

A self sufficient regular, who took the bust
ness of a physician and pretended to deep
knowledge of the healing art, was called to
visit a young man afflicted with apoplexy.
Bolus gazed long and fixedly, felt his pulse
and pockets, and finally gave vent to the fol-
lowing sublime opinion:
II think he's gone feller."
"No, noln exclaimed the sorrowful wife,
"do not say thatl"
Eyes" returned Bolus, lifting his hat and
eyes heavenward at the same time. Eyes,
do say so; there amt no hope, not the least
mite; he's got an attack of nihil fit in his lost
frontis."
"Where" cried the startled wife.
Gin his lost fronts, and he can't be cured
without trouble and a great deal of pains.
You see, his whole planetary system is de-
ranged. Fustly, his vox populi is pressing on
to his advalorum; secondly, his cutacarpal
cutaneous has swelled considerably, if not
more; thirdly and lastly, his solar ribs are in
a concussed state, and finally, he amt got
any money, consequently he is bound to die
Christian Observer.
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euMeLETHoRPE AND RuLL.
A Farmers Suggestion as to How Things
Might Have Been Changed.


Gen. Buinblethorpe is certainly big man
big in stature and bigger still in his own con
ceit. trimming over as he constantly is with
his own importance. Gen. Bumblethorpe was
never in the army; he never was even in the
militia But he was surveyor general once
a good while ago, and has of course worn
the title of general ever since, and has always
insisted upon it, He has been a shade more
overbearing since he became a general in this
way, though he was sufficiently overbearing
before that.
One fine afternoon last summer Gen. Bum
biethoFpe was taking walk through the out
skirts of the country town which he had hon
ored by choosing it as his place of summer
soiourn. In the course of his wanderings he
came upon a pair of bars leading into a
grassy and inviting meadow. The bars he
let down and walked into the meadow He
had but half crossed the meadow when he
saw, to his horror, a great black and white
Holstein bull emerge from the dark shade of
AN apple tree and advance toward him.
Gen. Bumblethorpe is not an active man, but
the steady advance of this enormous animal
stimulated him for the moment TO great ac-
tivity. And his own rapid fight also served
to stimulate the bull, who lowered his head
and charged furiousy, believing the while.
1t was a mad chase, but Gen. Bumblethorpe
had some good rods of advantage in the start
and the opposite fence of the field was not far
away. The general ran wildly and succeeded
in turning a somersault over the fence just in
time to escape the Infatuated animal.
And then it was Gen. Bumblethorpe who
was Infatuated From the safe side of the
fence he stormed and ragged at the bull, and,
seeing a farm house not far away, he stalked
over to it. The farmer was choring around
the barn when the general rushed up to him.
sis that your bull over there, sir9" ex-
claimed Gen. Bumblethorpe
"Wal, guess tits, said the farmer.
"Do you know what it's been doing9"
"Chasin' we, mebbe."
''Yes, sir, chasing me; and it is an outrage
will not tolerate-an outrage, tell you,
that l should be pursued and Inundated in
this wayl"
oval" says the farmer, otis thing that
bulls viii do; he can't help it, ye know"
Help itl' said the general, black with in
dignation; "do you know who amp
mo, don't"
''Well, sir, am Gen. Bumblethorpe.
"Is-that-so?' said the farmer with great
| elaboration. ''Is-that-sop Why in thun-
der didn't you tell the bull, gen'ralg'
Transcript.
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Of the inseparables in printing are
the errors in spelling and punctuation.
Repeated revision is no guard against
misplacing a type, which often pro-
duces amusing blunders. Sometimes
a single letter is of the utmost impor-
lance. Once printer in putting to
press a form of the Book of Common
Prayer" dropped a &c" which made
the passage read, 1--WE shall be hanged
in twinkling of an eye" instead of
'tchanged. Providence journal.
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A pianist recently spent the evening at the
house of a lady. The company was agree
able, and he stayed somewhat late. As he
rose to take his departure the lady said;
"Pray don't go yet, Mr.. Jones; l want you
to play something for me-"
sob, you must excuse me tonight; it is
very late, and l should disturb the neigh
bors"
''Never mind the neighbors," answered the
young lady quickly; "they poisoned our dog
yesterday. philadelphia Telegraph.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25

YeHowly-That's a fine picture you have
got there, Brownly.
Brownly-Well, fiatter myself that it is,
you know.
Y.-Is it one of the old masters, do you
thinkg
B.-Well, amt exactly sure, but am go
ing to have the opinion of friend today on
the matter.
Y.-Indeed A connoisseur9
B.--Why, should say sol Pshaw, man,
he's been in the tea business for twenty years
and knows everything about pictures -Bos-
ton Courier.
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Must Have pied HurrIedlx.

A small Iowa kid stood in the Capito
grounds on the east side one morning and
held his fathers hand.
Papa" he asked, pointing to the hall
draped statue of Washington, "who's that's"
"That's George Washington, my boy"
"Say, pa, George Washington's dead
amt he7"
eyes, my boy, he's dead"
IAN that's himP'
eyes, Rupert, that's George Washington.
"Say, pa, he died before he could git hi
close off, didn't hel"-Fred Nye in Washing
ton Critic.
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Identified.

couple of friends were returning home
on dark night when they were attacked by
a band of rllfIians. A general melee ensued.
AT last they managed to escape from their
assailants. When comparing notes after
ward, one of them said; ~ managed to get
one little stiff fellow down; l nearly strangled
him and in the scuffie his scarf came off in
my hands"
Let me seep said the other friend, put
ting his hand to his neck, 'why, it's mineP
lie Soir
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Tramp-Haven't you got something for me
TO doa
Farmer-No, l guess not; there is not much
work just now.
Tramp don't need much. You would be
surprised to see with how little work could
worry along.-Texas Siftings
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Crushing.

He had asked her the momentous question
with great warmth.
"You know" he said, after pause, 'that
a soft answer turneth away WRATH
THAT'S very true, she replied, with a sar.
castle tinge in her voice; ''but a soft question
doesn't. Washington Post.
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AMOR FaIIlnr Three Times.

"Been skating this year, old mang'
"Yes; went out the other day for about
Eve minutes"
"Why didn't you stay longerY"
81 stayed until one of the small boys asked
me if / had skated before for good many
years, and then l thought it was about time
to give it up n-Lowell Citizen.
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NothIng Ike BeIng Prepared.

Lawyer tthe ordinary kind)-What time
was it when you saw the defendant strike
this blow9
Witness (the extraordinary kind)-Seven
and one-half minutes past 10.
"Seven and one-half minutes past TO- Win
you be kind enough to tell me how you come
to be so exactgn
81 thought some fool might ask me, so
looked at my watch. n-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25

Probably the largest fee ever received
by lawyer in this country was that
paid to john f. Parsons, of New York,
who is said to have received $500, 900 for
services rendered in organizing the SUI
gar trust.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25
Met only in Society.

Mime. Chaperon-Is Mr.. - professional
man?
Miss Prue-I don't know.
Nine. Chaperon-Is he man of brainsl
Miss Prue-I don't know that, either.
Nine Chaperon Why, aren't you ac-
quainted with him!
Miss Prue-Yes, but I've met him only in
society.-Boston Post.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25
Slightly Mixed.

Jones-How these papers do get mixed ur
sOmetimesl
Brown What's the matter nowl
Jones-Why, here's a story of a miner who
was killed by a lump of coal striking him in
the lumbar regions -Binghamton Leader
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25

you've been writing poetry to sister,
said Willie
Eyes" admitted the youth.
"What kind of poem was that last one
you sent here"
"Oh, it was a sort of apostrophen
"Well, if you'd a seen the way pa acted
when he saw it you'd a thought it was a
whole lot of exclamation points. Washing
ton Post
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25

Tobey Wedd nervously, just Sefore the
ceremony)-Say, Fred, see that everything
goes Off all right. Pm so afraid there viii
be a hitch in the proceedings somewhere.
Best Mana hitchl OF course. III see
that there is. -Lawrence American.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1891-07-25

Mrs semper-Well, if that is the kind Of
man he is and you disliked him before you
were married can't see why you got welded
to him.
Mrs. Temper did it to spite him, hated
him so.
Mrs. semper-ouite revenge. I see.-