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The morning call., 1891-04-07
Japan.

The Diet was closed on the Sth inst, but
the Emperor was not present.
The Government at last consented to a
reduction of about six and half millions
in the budget, and it was therefore passed
by the Diet.
Several designations are spoken of, in
Guiding those of the Presidents Of both
Houses. Count Ito will, it is reported, 90
over to China on diplomatic mission.
The soshi are still making their presence
felt at times by their assaults and generally
turbulent behavior.
The new cathedral of the Greek church
in Toxic was consecrated on the 9Th inst
The customs returns for 1890 have been
published.
In imports there is some Improvement in
Bombay yarns but otherwise the market is
quiet> In silk there is fair business do
ing, but the tea season may be said to have
| closed.
Hon. John F. Swift, U. S. Minister to
japan, died suddenly with heart disease at
Yokohama on March 10. His death was
deeply lamented by all, as foreigners had
great reliance on his sensible views on
| treaty revision.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
YESTERDAYS STORM.
Rainfall in This City-Sand-Storms q
Fresno and Calico.

Rainfall in This City-Sand- Storms at
Fresno and Calico.
Up to midnight over an inch of rain had
fallen in this city, and the indications
pointed to continuance of the storm. The
wind at times blew forty miles an hour, but
the damage done was slight compared with
recent storms. The barometer was still
falling at midnight, when it was down to
1910
Fresno was treated to a stiff sand-storm
yesterday, which was surprise to the peo-
pie of that city. At Calico for couple of
hours in the afternoon the air was full Of
coarse sand and gravel, and every one was
glad to stay indoors, few caring to face the
sand, which cut like knife. During the
time the storm lasted several windows were
broken by the flying gravel.
At 20 o'clock q heavy hail-storm
passed over San Francisco hail-stones as
large as haZel-nuts falling.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Houg-kong.

A meeting of the Legislative Council was
held last week. The vote of 10000 for the
balance of last years increased military
contribution was submitted. The unofficial
members moved the postponement of the
vote, the passing of which they intend to
oppose The Governor consented to an adj
jOurnment till next meeting. A long dis
cussion took place on tho new Gambling
Bill, and great diversity Of opiuion was
expressed. The discussion was adjourned
a petition for the compulsory winding up
of the Marina Company has been presented
to the Supreme Court. The report of the
China Sugar Refining Company has been
issued. An additional dividend of So is
recommended, making 50 for last year. A
meeting Was held last week of the Hong
Kong Fire Insurance Company. The Chair
man said the London agency was doing a
very good business. Profits were somewhat
lower owing TO heavy elaims last year and
increased competition.
Mr. Fleming, Colonial Secretary, left last
week for England via America; , Mr.. Deane
acts for him until he returns.
The committee of the Hong-Kong public
school have intmated that owing to finan-
cial difficulties they are obliged to shut the
school
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Claim for Insurance.

Catherine Goodsell has sued the Mutual
Benefit Life Insurance Company for SIC, 900,
which she claims was due her on the death
of her husband, who was insured for that
amount In the Bankers and Merchants
Mutual Insurance Association, which turned
over its members to the Mutual Benefit
The morning call., 1891-04-07

Mrs. Catherine Murphy has sued the CITY
Railroad Company to recover $4,000 for in
juries received by her while attempting to
board car in September The driver
started his horse suddenly, and she was
thrown to the ground, sustaining painful
Injuries.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Brewers Nonsuited.

The Brewers Protective Association was
nonsuited yesterday in its action to recover
$1,000 from Rudolf Hagen aud Philip Rohr-
hacker, who, it is alleged. used the money
while members of the association in fighting
the Brewery Workmen's Union
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Funeral ofC. Wippin.

The funeral service of the late Charles L.
Wiggin was held on Sunday afternoon at
the hail of the Improved Order of Red Men.
There were also delegates present from the
Order of Chosen Friends and the California
Pioneers. The remains were inferred in
The Masonic CemeterY.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Levy Becomes Cotter Again.

Aaron Levy, who said his true name was
Cotter, was yesterday granted permission
by the Superior Court to call himself Cotter
hereafter. He said he had changed his name
at the suggestion of his friends when he
came to the United States.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Expenses of the Assessor.

The Assessors expenses for March were
S14,346 &c, according to his report filed yes
terday. Of this sum S11,953 80 was for ex-
ira help in making out the asSesSment-rolI.
The morning call., 1891-04-07

by two thieves who were secreted in the
loft. When he went upstairs he was con-
fronted by the men, one of whom had a
taking his money they bound him and left
The morning call., 1891-04-07

Forty-eight inmates of tina insane ASYLUM
on Backwelrs Island, n. Y. are rehearsing
The morning call., 1891-04-07
Robbed a watchman.

Thomas Jenkins. night Waterman at the
st. George Stables on Bush street, reports
tina. he was robbed OF $40 on Saturday night
The morning call., 1891-04-07
The PooI-koom Ordinance

The legality of the ordinance closing the
pool-rooms will be decided this week. The
briefs in the test case of George futile were
filed yesterday and the matter was submit
ted to Judges Hoge, Levy and Sanderson.
The morning call., 1891-04-07
SWIFT'S FUNERAL.
The Last Honor Paid Orr Minis
ter to Japan.
Universal Sorrow Expressed by All the People
of That Kingdom-Full Particulars
of the Ceremonies.

The Japanese papers that were received
yesterday afternoon by the steamer City of
Rio de Janero contained full particulars of
the sudden death at Toxic on March 10th of
Hon. John Franklin Swift, United States
Minister to that empire at the beginning
of this year Mr.. Swift was i'll for some time
with influenza. and though he recovered
sufficiently to attend to official business he
complained often of not feeling properly
restored and began TO make preparations
for trip to California in May. The Sum-
day before his death he was present at the
ceremonies of consecrating the new cathe-
dral of the Greek Church az Surugdai,
where he was obliged to remain standing
for several hours. A day or two later he
was taken i'll and sent for a physician, and
about o'clock in the evening, while his
wife was talking he gave a sudden start
and was dead. Paralysis of the heart was
the direct cause of his sudden death.
IN WORDS OF PRAISE.
All of the leading foreign and native
papers speak in the highest terms of
the deceased. The Japan Mail says: Mr..
Swift had endeared himself to every one
that knew him. His absolute freedom from
any shadow of affectation, his vide informa-
tlon, ana MS ready Dut always kindly VIII,
attracted notice which soon ripened into
sincere affection and esteem. A large
hearted man in the strongest sense of the
term. he leaves behind him fuli record of
benevolence and upright dealing and for
this he himself would certainly have pre-
ferred to be remembered rather than for the
abilities which won him SO much distinction
at home, and which in his office abroad he
employed SO earnestly to promote the inter-
est of his country. An end SO speedy and
painless suggests some grounds of consola-
ton to those that mourn it; but, on the other
hand, its suddenness is appalling In The
ordinary course of nature Mr.. Swift SHOULD
have had many years of successful service
before him still. His country suffers heavy
loss by his untmely decease, and his nu-
merous friends will be inexpressibly grieved
that he should have been cat off in the ma
turity of his capacity, and in the midst of
genial intercourse at once rare and CHARM
ing.
The morning call., 1891-04-07

The counterfeit OF the So silver certificate
is the most dangerous bill thar has ever been
issued. 1t can only be detected with a
magnifying glass, when the word 'two,"
invisible to the naked eye, win be found en-
grayed ''owt" on tho counterfeit of the bill.
The morning call., 1891-04-07

A long list of residents in the neighbor-
hood of Larkin street and Golden Gate
avenue put in a protest against the rebuild
ing Of the carpct-beating establishment, de-
stroyed by fire on Saturday morning last,
on the ground that 1t is fire-trap and j
nuisance.
Interested property owners petitioned fol-
the grading of Dolores street from Liberty
to Twenty first streets.
Preparatory TO paving and curbing the
walks in Union Square the clerk of the
board was directed to advertise for bids tc
do the work.
board to furnish hose-house on the west
side of COrbett road II the city would fur.
nish cart and hose.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
A statement from January, 1878,
rsno


A spoon luncheon was the very novel
entertainment gwen by recent bride
to the bridemaids and usisers who were
20 attend tie wedding, says Demorest's
Magazine The table cloth was white
linen VITA delicate drawn work, over
pale blue satin, the china white and
gold crossed f>oons made Of forget-me-
noss were In front Of each plate, azsS
the central decoration was q mound q
white and pink rosebnas. supported By
china cuPids- each holding large spoon
Tnsde Of forgct-noeB nets The souvenirs
were. for each lady. q SILVER spoon with
TIE corafaDe& n1osud,sTsHss 81 the ersst
and green and the date; add ser ths
gentlemen sesrf-pins SHAPED lirs tzBy
SPOONS. With . taranois IA the sc~i ID
each
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
BE0GARED BY GAMBLING.


An Immeass Fortune wasted ~ the Gsm-
ing Tabte.
In Moscow may b eeen any day in
ths Koslo street . beggar who few
years ago was one Of tAes tjchest men
in the city, says the Now York World.
At his fathers death he came into a
fortune Of 1900. eco rubles ISL 500. 0oo).
NJ. TortLoff was not only endowed with
wealth. but was very handsome and
considered the best rider, dancer and
fencer in the city. But riches and pop
ularity produced one passion-that OF
gambling. Every night he spent play
ing cards for high stakes and every day
In betting. In the course of one even
ing alone he lcet the sum Of 1000. 600
francs 1900. 0eo) to Graf Scheremetieh.
In a few years his entire fortune was
squandered. snd he now turned 70 his
relations 20 support him. but the latter
soon found that all the money they sup
piled him with went TO the gaming
table. and they decided 70 let him shift
for himself While Count Schcremetieff
lived he supplied him. from time to
time. with SUNS OF money. bat after
his death his heir refused 20 continue
this practice and Tortzoff Is now re-
duced 70 be9ginz in the streets in order
TO obtain few kopecAs 20 buy bread.
Sometimes one of his former gTooms
throws hin half ruble in passing and
the unhappy man shuf,es off 10 spend
4 IA brsadv
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

A petition Is being circulated and
larrely signed BY the people in this part
Of toe valley. says the Ia lara fCol- }
Echo. and VIII be presented 20 the
Eighth General Assembly praying for
the enactment Of a Law 10 provide for
the screening of the hssaSates % the
irrirstinT canals for the protection Of
Ash. The aessrsetisTa az Ash thronzh
this sosres Il aeplorsble. Recently as
the water Was being turned of IN the
Del Norte trrigssing canal ssininc
PARTY succeeded IN catching two hun
drea posnds n tro.a and eniy half q
raiIe was gone ever. AZ he canal IS
fortY miles long \ Is estimated that il
ccnsairea sixteen thousand eosnas.
Ind tais Is one N many canals ia tAs
WALKER, bszt Are Del Ncrts ditch Is
tho1-hs 20 be Tie zaost destructive
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

CATARRH.-Thls dreadful disease,
only slight congestion OF ihe mucous
membrane of the nose ~ hrst, increases
with each cold until IT spreads through
out the whole mucous system. affecting
the throat, ears, bronchial tubes, stom-
ach. etc, causing deafness, lung dis
eases, dyspepsia and many other dis
tressing and dangerous complaints. A
full account of your present condition
and the treatment you require, viii be
given you free of charge by DIR. &. Clay
Todd, az Monroe-st., Room 4, Grand
Rapids, Mich.
| If you are nervous, restless, irritable,
| sleepless or wake after horrid dreams,
| tired mornings, with n dull headache,
bad taste IN the mouth, sometimes DIS
| Charges, and go about your employ
| ment without life, energy and ambition.
| desire TO he alone, gloomy forebodlngs.
disposition 10 worry and fret about
trouble ahead that never comes, spells
of feeling afraid or uncertain. some
times low spirits, you are suffering from
nervous debility and exhaustion Of
nerve power. which NAV end in utter
prostration, insanity and death.
II you have great sense of weakness
and weafiiiess. with tired limbs, numb
ness, trembling, prickly sensations, cold
| feet and legs, you are advancing TO that
most serioss disease, paralysis.
If your head aches, feels numb and
| tired, with strange sensations. loss OF
memory, and you think with difficulty,
or you are sleepless at night. with drew
siness and duilness during the DAY, the
nerve and TRAIN fatigue may aeon run
into insanity or death.
II YOU have any OF these feelings do
not neglect them or they ulll end Ia par
ABYSS, insanity, prestration or death.
A you value your life oo no; neglect
| these warnings. Time and experience
| have shown. and hundreds of startling
and marvellous cures nave proved, that
| these diseases are perfectly ana CON
iflstely cured by Dr. S. Clay Todd, No.
% Mcnfoe-st.. room 4. Grand Rapids.
Under the use Of Dr. +. Clay Todd q
| remarkable remedies. ell these syrnp.
toms yield ~ If by magic, and strength
OF nerves. vipor of brain, vitality Of
blood and health OF body are soon re
stored.
His remedies are purely vegetable
and harmless, and can only DC Obtained
a. hi f0ffIoe.
/ Or. TODD compounds TIA prescrly-
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4 Adt&fffl* 1+aAtfr--f ftfrJt4t&tlkft UfF~
! vous debility. unysOteDce an1 All dis
eases res0ltfng from early iDd scretsons
and sycesses Of manhood, all diseases Ct
the urinary organs. psrslsl p4rs lysss,
va53c0oeile, rupturess fllmoTk, scrof ria,
old sores, dropsy, skin diseases, liver
sBd kidney Complaints, be2ff diseases.
sberfness Of breath, tack Of bead
small Of back, etc, including al female
| COMPLAINTS and ebronie diseases cured
/ ouscs y and permanently
DE. TODDsS Office - 81 A. H0nroe-st.,
room 4, Grand Rapids, Hefi.
HIS Taedacinex sgrse wFtfs the stomach
and roc can eat anything you cbOose.
BE = IN bis Office from 8 in tie Enerrs-
M until N tie evening, every cay
fDt rurdsys.
Car. everybody. Afrisndly TAX WI
Cost vsu nothing
Low Charsssl EApso Ceres
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
HANGINGs.

The number of legal executions dur
ing the year shows an increase over
those of last year. The total number
was l02, as compared with 9S in 1889, 81
in 1883. 10 in 1887, SO in 1856 and los in
1885. The executions in the several
States and Territories were rs follows:
Alabama. 10; Arkansas. 8; California. /; Col
orado. /; Florida. 2; Georgia. II; Kentucky. 2;
Louisiana Z; Minnesota. l; Montana. 5; Mis-
sissippi. 9; New Hampshire, l. Nevada 2;
North Carolina s; Ohio. 5; Oregon i: Penn
sylvania, 8: South Carolina. g; Tennessee. 5;
Texas, 3; Virginia. .: West Virginia. ?: Wash.
inston, /; Wyoming /: District OF Columbia, 1.
MURDERS.
The total number of murders com
mitted in this country was 1920, as
compared with 1857 in 1889, Pisa in
1888. 2,SS5 in 1887, 1.499 in 1856, and !, SOS
in 1855. The causes of these murders
NAV be classified as follows:
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

In<rpevieRced Yong Wife Whose
hnsbzrs has returned horss for Tire f-ss
time RAIDER the influence Darling, ven
a-e SICK. Let ae ~eBd for the ascsor.
Hu<hand lozs of the bovsl--Ho. don't
seri for arr doctor. s'nt II rnv symptoms
dom izays-ove sooz, sc21 "a 3 SHAKE
eas~zaxz.--L<z<e~
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
4 CAD SKIN DISEASE
Cared - estacsrs a esss ~ -. -. hev
ps~s usx Oua Werks a Wess
aexfAI Cwse

mast write sss kssi sss Of tie success
k4s ea<a treE<k.et ~ hekrty ave years VIA
skts eisc&>e 10 Tia axtt ss8s. ssd al ~ ass
xkrs IA knls ellS osEH - 1sthiak fef ~
tried esersgEiax, uatil - last l taeuBAi
shottla hsss o. ~ ~ she ttnak ~ pasete4 Al the
kae<. tt wsk sN<Ilee - twice ter n4isfsl s1xs,
ana eauiS hare, kska q around Oh efAishvs-
WSssa the ken9<. p4f1 81 tbs tlEae eecr1naen.
fot thro~ ysass. sxd oeQls Est ecf est hap
penad - lask IA the newspaper AAe $40 TIE
trEtcE "a 81 s&f SlseDtaf. &kc - , 4ssl resort
tfiea thai. used fxs beftles Of the EsS0Lsk<f
aaa three esAss 81 the JefsUrkA. ] am nsw
able 70 "a al ny HerA. bo<k ia tsasse AID oui
OF sssss. ssa sny bRe is - natural - epeid
pesSih.y be under any CIRCUMSTANCES ~ u
aesl wonderful cure. Rad given AZ hopes OF
ever being well again if Inis vii bsncnfyeo.
yel are welcome 80 use Il 80 The best sasAA-
ta-e. Any one rot creating this ess lad me
by 4aarosSsax me ~ the above namss citx.
Mas HARRIET S1lcklkk. Iowa city. Ia
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
EMgEZzLEMEyTs.

During the year 1890 there were SIS
embezzlements, the total amount OF
money taken being ss,622. $50. Penn.
sylvania leads in the greatest amount
of funds embczzled-s2,3 26. s37. New
York comes second with 81, 979, go. Mis-
souri, is next with $3.50, 3sa, while iii
nois ranks fourth with total of S406,.
oaa The snn,~orv ,S as foflaxs.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
cuIlcuRA REMEplEs

Are tae greatest skin cures eiesa purifiers.
and human REMEDIES Of modern Hiats WI
cxRa tfsois AT. the neN Bleed ans >kin farl-
ter falsTaAais 10 ete 4nse the hood 81 Ail llal-
PARTIES aud poisonous siennenlsl aud tVfckRA.
the great skin Cure. aud Cpf1cfks noAA, Aa
exquisite skin Bralti1eT. externally ito clear
the SKIN ana scalp. aaa Tcstore the hair. III
stantly relieve aud speedily cure every saeeies
Of itching. buInlAg. sSsly. cfusied. plinpil,
sefefuleus and hereditary diseases ard III.
mors Of the skin. scalp. and blood. With loss OF
hair freHi infancy 10 age. from rinpies 10
scrofala-
Sold everywhere. Price CuficCEs. 5oc.t saAP.
2sc. RkseLFFNg, <i.oe. Prepared 10y the foTts4
DRro Asn CHEslcAL t0HPenAIioN. Boston.
SIS Sena for "HoN 10 Cure Skln Diseases,
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
GRATEFUI~-COMF
Cocoa

BKEAhE Nh.
by n thorough knowledge OF the natural
laws which govern the operations OF digestion
and nutrition. and hy careful sppacsflon OF
the fine properties OF well selected Cocoa. Mr..
Epps has provided our breakfast tables with .
deiicafely Favored beverage which may save
us many heavy doctors balls IL ~ by The Ju-
dicious use of such articles OF diet that q con
stifuiion may be gradually built up until
strong enough 10 resist every tendency 20 dis
ease Hundreds Of subtle maladies are float
ing around us ready "a attack wherever there
IA weak point. We mag escape many fatA,
shaft by Keeping ourselves well forfeited WITH
pure blood and A properly nourisheo frame"
Civil Serv &c Gazette.
Made simply with boiling water or mix.
Sold only I'm half pound tins by oroeers, labeled
thus.
JAMES EPPSdC0 Hf lssdsn. En ass,s''
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

pIpPIES. black heads. red. rough. chapped
lin aud oily skin cured by ClTiouRA Soar.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

life eamng ~ various aisasksrs u
tsls 10y dariag the year
~ ..-.- t1r1s kax&tnzsu -. -
- s.AsHA H.irS4AAS ssA6np ST
-. rsss' ....~....a.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03

The aumher II Ssexshs By psssileses
last year Was is,sAa. This year they
reach $500. oeeasisned HAessls by
cholera ia Asa. Russia Spain, Egyps
AID Japxa. The year. however. has
been healthy cae IS compared with
deaths Of les,ese Ia lssT, ies. Sc II 1855.
and lel, 90 IN 1855.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
MARINE DISASTERS.

So far as reported 4.gcs lives have
been lost on the ocean and 2so on the
lakes and rivers Of this country. total
of 5.oi5. as compared with 2.too last
year.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-01-03
THE OLD YrAs ABROAD.

The cid rear has been q very event
<ul ere abroad. The year Isss closed
with the Irish question at the fore, il
being mainly occupied with the case Of
ParaeA against the London Times, the
f.sshs and suicide Of the forver
Pirott. and the sensational charges
maize against Psracn by o'shea In
rebrusrs Of ls-t year the Times con-
prcsnssed the HseI SUN hv psy1ng Par
Mi &kA eea but il was apparent al
ebs same Mat ais strength a. 9 leader
ra< declining The slo~ fell u No
v~mser. when the o'ssea divorce
.axe opened aad Psre~a made
no s.fsnsc. Mr.. Gladstone prompt
IL asked for his retirement. but
p.rr>n issued manifesto attacking
Gladstone ard Morley AMI appealing 20
a. rr,ss party 20 make "a independent
...,S After . long ard exelted discus
-, sows-~r. the Irish party, through
shs action Of majority 81 saz members
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-07-10
Guardian Notice 10 sell Real Estate.
CTATE or VERMONT, -District of Adj


In Probate Court, held at Middlehury within
and tor said district, on the 29th day OF June.
\. D., 1881.
Mary Larrow guardian of Frank y. Larrow
OF Goshen in said district, makes application
to said Court tor license to sell the following
described real estate OF her said ward, to wit:
the interest OF the ward in the home farm, and
a mountain lot, in said Goshen, both contain
ing about 800 acres OF land, it being formerly
OF the estate OF James Larrow, late OF SAID
Goshen, deceased, representing that the sale
thereof, tor the purpose OF putting the pro-
ceeds OF such sale nj interest or investing the
same in stocks or real estate, would he bene-
fetal to said ward: Whereupon il is ordered
by said court, that said application be referred
to a session thereof, to be held at the probate
office, in said Middlebury on the 9th day OF
July A. d. is9l, Tor hearing and decision
thereon; and, it is further ordered, that all
persons interested be notified hereof, by pub
LEGATION OF notice OF said application and
order threon, three weeks successfully in the
Middlcbury REGl TER, published at Middle
bury, before said time of hearing. that they
may appear at said time and place, and, If
they see cause object thereto.
By the Court
p Attest, JAMES NJ. SLADE, Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1891-07-10
SHE WOULD BE MAD.

But He Had Lost His Keys, So lie Had
to Wake Her Up.
just as he reached the foot of the steps
he put his hand into one of his trousers
pockets and then calculated:
"What in thunderl'
Then he felt in another pocket, and
muttered:
"Well, I'll be hanged"
He stopped and thought for moment,
and then tried his vest pockets. Next he
tried those in his coat.
every ones asleep too, he muttered,
as he paused in front of the door. Il
wonder where could have left them"
He went through his pockets again
and then sat down on the top step to
think the matter over.
''She'll be hopping mad if wake her
up" he muttered, land no excuse will
CO. But what else am going to do?"
He sighed, made third search of his
pockets, and then got up with look of
determination on his face and gave sew
eral vicious yanks at the doorbell.
''Oh, me! oh, myl Won't she be mad
thought" he soliloquized.
And she was.
ooh, it's you, is it," she exclaimed
when she opened the door. "What did
you wake me up for?'
"My dear" he said apologetically, II
couldn't get in"
did you try?" she asked
"Why, no, my dear" he explained
"You see | lost my keys today"
81 know it. | found them on the
bureau, and SO | left the door unlocked
for you"
Then she marched back to bed, and he
swore that he would never again take it
for granted that anything was locked
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