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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
Ayoung Kansas city woman of wealth
arrested for defrauding shopkeepers
pleads hypnotism in defensa.

A leading actress remarked to a reporter,
"The last time played here l was worn out
but Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
has since made a new woman of me-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The best thing about the good old
times is that they have not got a return
ticket. The p ist can't come back if it
wants to ever so bad.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
Free Vacation Trim to Eurone

handsomely illustrated pamphlet describ-
ing this mos liberal premium offer sent free to
those willing to get up clubs for the best of la
dies magazines. Address Editor Z. L. COmpe-
tlton, MIRROR OF FASHIONS, Rochester, N Y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

In the Guide to Health and Etiquette" will
be found much useful advice on both subjects,
this book Is sent free for two &C stamps, by the
Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Watts-Poor III nmInsI fea- he is
losing his mind
Potts-Wrll, there is one consolation.
When man loses his mini he never
misses it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

a PROPER REFERENCE.-Mrs. Bloc
bumper-"Sadie, l am surprised at you,
using such an expression AS 1t bea Is
thunder.'''
Sadie-"But I was referring to the
lightning-r mamma"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

If you want to ear pleasant things
about yourself do not go to the man who
is dissatisfied with himself, and keep
away from the man who is satisfied with
himself
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

DRAW THE CoNCLUsIoN.-She-
"How foolish we were when we were
youngl"
He-"And how young we were when
we were married.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Chappie-Dear girl, why do you keep
me constantly on the racs.
JENNY don't want you to get sep
arated from your bat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

HIS EXERCIsE,-Tom Knox-"I am
glad to see thai you have joined our
Athletic Club"
Howell GIbbOn -'Ah, ya-as; the
DCctah recommended exercise, ye
know. and as | heard that walking was
good, just walk down every mawnIng,
and veal the papahsl''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

HUMoRINa THE yICTIM.-Mrs. Bel
lows-How do you keep y0u husband
In such subjectlonP"
Mrs. Fellows-I make him believe
that he Is boss
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Ferritt-He made money at every
thing he went into.
Merritt-Yes; he once went into an
excavation and recovered heavy dam
ages from the city.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

AT 11.30P. M.-"Do you believe 1
am but dream in your mind, as some
people say, Miss Harris?"
mo; not at all. Dreams 60 by con-
traries, while you don't go at ALL"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Maud-George told me last night that
was his little duck.
Etbel-He probably discovered that
you were no chicken.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

A factory for max ing ivory out of skim
milk has been successfully established
in Iceland.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Cann's Kidney Cure for
Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nery-
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 8
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
cures. Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

A whale 6S feet long, and dead from
the thrusts OF a sword-1sh. iloated
ashore on the South Carolina coast the
other day
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Miss Lowell Gust engaged) Oh, George,
you are good enough to eat.
Mr.. Fearing-Shl Don't speak SC
loudl Bruno's just outs de the win
dow.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The law breaker may not boast him.
self an early rlssr but he is quite apt to
be up before the judge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Mrs. Gabb-I hear Mrs. Dadd is GO
ing to move.
Mrs Dadd-Yes, she moves every
six months since she got her Lew .urni-
ture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24


With the return of the lamp to
fashionable society has come, in some
Of the great cities, a new occupation
for intelligent women. The average
servaI.t does not understand the man
agement of The beautiful and some
what Intricate lamps which are now
seen in every well-furnished house
She will break the elegantly decorated
globe or bedaub with oil the delicate
silk shade. SIe will spoil the thread
by wrenching with her untutored
hands. She will put in a wick too
small and provoke an explosion OF
will crowd in wick to large aud clog
the delicate wheels.
She will leave them unified at a
critical time or she will fill them while
standing in their places on tho library
laLle and perfume the the table scarf
with the surplus oil. She will do every
thing that she should not do and leave
undone much that should be done.
All this trouble has given place to the
professional artist who knows and ap-
preciates the artistic excellence of the
elegant lamp and cares for it as it
should be cared for. she ia i1 many
cases, one "who has seen better days
and who is obliged to resort to some
honorable occupation for. q liveli-
hood
She contracts with private families
to care for their parlor lamps by lbe
week or by the month. and she comes
daily, or as often as is necessary, to
perform her task. Sho has :. studied
lamps as carefully rs the veterinarian
has studied horses, and she Under
stands all their ailments and all their
needs and requirements, and those
who put their lamps in her charge are
sure to find them always shining and
always trimmed, if. like those of the
wise virgins, they are not always
burning.-[Bost Advertiser
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
Proof of Popularity.

THE LOWELL DIAMOND SAFETY BICYCLE FAC
TORY KEPT RUNNING TwESrY-FoUK HOURS
ADAY TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND.
Passengers on the ghost train which whlZZed
through Worcester in the small hours OF the
morning have noticed OF late factory Whlcn
never seems To close, and from whose WINDOWS
the bright light streams all night long lt IS
the factory Of the john =. Lowell Arms Com
pany of Boston, and it is running hteraliy
twenty four hours day, with TWO cohPrrsst. :
RELAYS of men from the foreman down. ms
activity is due TO the extraordinary popularity
OF the new eighty-hve dollar Lowell diamond
safety bicycle, machine which Is giving tue
very best Of satisfaction.-B Herald.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

''I'm on to you." said the drop of ink
to the blotter, In tone of cons derab G
asperity.
''Dry up" said the blotter savage
ly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

1t Is woman's nature to pet some
thing. If she has nothing to pet she is
apt to be pet hersef.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

A Kansas farmer is producing maple
sugar from sap furnished by trees arti-
ficially grown
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Anyone who has listened to the groan-
ing Of the big fiddle in the orchestra
knows what "vIols of wIeth'' means.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

After we have called man a fool it
always pleases US To have him get mad
and prove il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
HUMOROUS.

A detectives allies should be alleges
"a lawyers are reputed to be all
lies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

II am surprised at Charley's squan-
dering so much money on phono-
graph"
well. Pm not. He always did like
to hear himself talk"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The distant relative is the one who is
afraid that you are going to borrow s.
from him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

When horse rears it is very much
alive, even if 1t does seem to be on its
last legs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The city OF Dresden, in Germany has
the highest records for suicides; fif-
ty-two per annum Ier 100000 inhabi-
tants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Illicit whisky when seized by govern
ment inspectors is cold to the highest
bidder.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

A street car at Atchison, Kan, has
been painted black for funeral purpos-
eS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
Health and Strength

Soon replace weakness and anguor, II that re-
liable medicine, Hoods Sarsaparilla, is fairly
and faithfully tried. 1t is the best medicine to
keep the blood pure and to expel the germs OF
scrofula, salt rheum, and other poisons which
cause so much suffering, and sooner or later
undermine the general health. By its peculiar
curative power, Hoods Sarsaparilla strength
ems the system while IL srAdieates disease Ii
is the peoples fayOrite.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
There are 9742 locks and keys in the
Grand Opera House, Paris.

1faff3cted with sore eyes use Or. Isaac Thomp,
scn sEyewater. Druggists sau as 80. p9 bostis
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
How About Your Mother

Scrofula Kings Evil is the most stubborn of all Skin
fections Whether inherited otherwise it is blood dis
and cannot be permanently cured by anything but
A GRATEFUL DAUGHTER
L.
burst in places
openings right but the Other w 49,
reduced strength that toncs and
be alive She commenced taking m
by
healed she
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

FITS: An Fits stopped free Dy DIR. Klines Grea
Nerve hestOrer No Fits after nrst days use Mar
yelous cures. 11ease and 81 % trial bottle free TO
Fit cases. sendio Dr. Kline. .sSl Arcn ST Phla, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The San Francisco blind asylum con-
tains examples of the following races:
Caucasian, Ind an, African Chinese,
Malay and Sandwich Islander.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
There's a patent medicine

mere a patent IIlCoiSihS
which is not a patent medicine
-paradoxical as that may
sound. It's a discovery! the
golden discovery of medical
science It's the medicine for
you-tired, run down, exhaust
ed, nerve wasted men and
women; for you sufferers from
diseases of skin or scalp, liver
or lungs-it's chance is with
every one, it's season always,
because it aims to purify the
fountain of life-the blood
upon which all such diseases
depend.
The medicine is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery.
The makers of it have
enough confidence in it to
sell it on trial.
That is-you can get it from
your druggist, and if it doesn't
do what it's claimed to do, you
can get your money back,
every cent Of 1t.
That's what its makers call
taking tile risk IF ths;y aOoraS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

The PLEASURES OF FRIENDSHIP.
$50 the Marquis gave you those how-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
IoHNS;9!l9!!;S|LIN!!A!!!l:4!!!!!1!!;,:| sons !:

For Inte rnal and External Use.
Stops Pain, Cramps. Inflammation In body or Hh Hm9
IKE magic Cures Group Asthma, Colds, Catsrrh Chob
era Norbus pisrrhCea, rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lame
ksk Joints and Strains Full particulars free Pr1oe
Ss ots POSTPAID L s. JOHNSON CO., Boston, Ma
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Dried elk meat sells for 500 ton In
Oregon.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

In Canada liquor dealers cannot hold
office.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Tiny, little, sugar coated
granules, are what DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are. The best
Liver Pills ever invented; ac-
tive, yet mild in operation;
cure sick and bilious head
aches. One a dose.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyetpromptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers aud cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and 40.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
fts action and truly beneficial In its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances
Its many excellent qualities com
mend it to all and have made II
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs b for sale IN 800
and 81 bottles BY all leading drug.
gisa. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure 1t promptly for any one whe
Wiahes TO try Il Do not accsuH
any substituta ss--s,- -
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
Ky. GKW YORK. N. 4
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24
Hoods SarsaparilIa

sold by all druggists. 81 six for 8. Prepare
only by c. /. HOOD s CO, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

Pietro, one of the army of beggars in
Rome, has just died and left $40, 900 to
another Roman beggar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

"Yes; and oh, Maud, he actually
said that life without me meant moth
ing"
''Yes, dear; every body says you are
his last chance"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

1877
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-06-24

"a
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04
Policeman and Model.

There is big, picturesque policeman
on the Broadway squad who is noted
among the habitues of the Rialto for his
flowing blond mustache, who turns an
occasional dollar as an artists model.
Having posed during his watch on deck
for the benefit Of the common people in
the flesh, he is transferred to imperisha-
bic canvas to gladden. the artistic eye of
generations yet to come. He has the
trunk and arms of giant. In the opin-
ion Of distinguished artist, this police
man is the best specimen of massive
physical perfection he ever saw. OF
course, the lady artists have all had a
hack at him with pencil and brush, for
which he invariably gets one dollar a sit
ting No wonder he carries the air of a
man thoroughly satisfied with himself.
New York Cor. Pittsburg Dispatch.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04

Many strange things have been told
concerning the secrets of the grave
Within the past few months discoveries
have been made in Missouri and Iowa
that people have been buried alive, bat
the strangest discovery was made in
Colchester fow days ago, viz, that,
after having been buried twenty-one
years, the body OF Miss Flora Hume is
ia as perfect a condition as the day she
died.
Twenty-one years ago the lady died in
st. Paul of pneumonia and the body was
brought to Colchester and buried in the
Argyle cemetery. That cemetery has
long since fallen into disuse, and recent
ly it was laid out in nicely improved
grounds. The few graves in it were re-
moved, and among the dead was the
body of Miss Flora Hume 1t was in
closed in a metallic case This was COW
cred with "A heavy coat of rust. When
the cover was removed there lay the
body perfectly intact The features
were readily recognized by relatives,
and the clothing looked perfectly fresh.
Even a ribbon of delicate tint about the
neck was as bright and fresh rs when it
had been first put on.
The face was not in the least discol-
ored, and the body was full and round
In fact, the corpse looked as though it
might have been buried only few
hours. Quincy Qll.) Herald.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04
A Patent Horseshoe.

A patent covers a horseshoe which pos
sesses many advantages. On its under
surface is stamped pattern which gives
a number of points for the securing of a
better grip on the pavement, and this,
where wooden pavements are used, is an
important consideration. The shoe Is
about half the weight of an ordinary
shoe, being two and half pounds the set
of four; it takes less time and less money
to fix, has only four nails, as against the
usual seven. Being three-quarter shoe,
it leaves the frogs and heels on the ground
which prevents conclusion to the foot
and leg, contraction and corns.
The only preparation the hoof requires
after the old shoe is taken off is that the
rasp must be used on the toe and quar-
tiers, making a reduction of about one
eighth of an inch on the lower side of the
hoof. The frog and heels and back part
of the foot should not be touched. This
shoe is made in accordance with the well
established principle that the more the
hinder part of the foot-which is very
tough--is used, the harder and healthier
it becomes. New York Telegram.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04
The EdeIweiss In London.

1t may be interesting to some to hear
that the Edelweiss can be cultivated in
London. Last August friend who
lives near Belfast gave me small plant
with one bloom, raised by himself from
seed. The directions given with it We're
Leave it in the corner of your garden
it requires no special care"
Unhappily, London gardens are the
hunting grounds for innumerable cats,
so | placed my treasure, for such
deemed it, on the sill of my drawing
room window, aspect southeast, and
there, through the dismal sunless win.
dow, now buried deep in snow, now
frozen hard, the Alpine stranger re.
manned, always reported dead by all
who saw it, but toward the end of March
life showed itself, and now il is large
healthy plant, with five lovely blooms
the admiration of all who see it.
Surely, if this fair flower from the
lovely mountain air of Switzerland can
thrive in the smoky, sooty atmosphel g
Of London, our climate is not so bad as
some would say.-Cor. London Stand.
ard
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04
In "a AIiser's Hut.

A dispatch from Columbia, s. c., says:
Uncle Billy Bost, an eccentric char
acter of Cabarrus county, n. c., is dead.
He was bachelor, about eighty years
old. His only companions were two
dogs and an old negro. His real estate
consisted of 800 acres of land, which he
left to his nephews. He had safe
which was thought to hold thousands Of
dollars, but when it was opened the only
money found was a nickel However, in
bureau drawers, in old cupboards, in
pitchers and jars, in old clothes closets,
in old stockings and in cracks in his
miserable house was found $4,000 in
gold, besides a large quantity of gold
dust and bullion and few hundred dol
lars in greenbacks.
"In the search package from Char
lotte bank was found containing 500
that had never been opened. This was
received by him in 1880. He had corn
and bacon on hand four years old, and
some hay that had been stacked for
twenty-five years. He made his will
only three weeks ago. and there is much
talk of contesting it, for some of his kin
have been left without anything"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04
When lie Served the Queen.

! served the queen for several years,
and look back on the experience with
neither horror nor shame During the
twenty-five years that have passed since
then the amelioration in the condition Of
the soldier has been incalculable. But /
should be untrue TO their memory if
did not lift up my testimony that the
men Of the old days endured their more
arduous lot with grand primitive resig!
nation.
They knew that the quartermaster and
the butcher were in COLLISION in regard
to the meat ration, that the troop SER
geant major cooked their accounts, and
that the pay corporal had glutinous in
gers. Their captain habitually addressed
Xhem as brutes; the surgeon left his du-
: ties for days to go hunting There was
no quick escape for them from those
abuses, for some of them were offers"
and all were long service men.
But there were no professional agita-
tors in those days, nor any barrack room
lawyers "who knew their rights" there
was not great deal of that commodity
of little of which the poet speaks as
"a dangerous thing" and there were no
halfpenny newspapers The discipline
was rigid, how rigid no younger of to-
day can have any idea but insubordina-
ton was undreamed of. - Archibald
Forbes in Fortnightly Review.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1891-09-04

DEOB NTE ORDER; State Of Michigan
L County OF Gratiot S. AT a session of the
Probate court FOR said county. held al the pro-
bate Office I'm the village of Ithaca ON the 9Th
day pi August in tn year one thousand eight
hundred and ninety one. present Lee Potts.
Judge of Probate In the matter Of the estat eof
George Westbrook
Deceased. o. readpg and fling thu petition.
duly verified. OF Dewitt c. Tiffany and Dclos
iiinmGn, two Of the creditors of said estate
praying that said estate may be admitted TO
probate and that the administration there of
may be committed to said Dewitt g. Tiffany
or 20 some other suitable person. The RE-
upon IL is ordered, that Monday he l4th
day OF September next, at ten O'clock
I'm the forenoon, be assigned for the hearing of
said petition and that the heirs-at-law of said
deceased. and all other persons interested IN
SAID estate, are required TO appear at session
of said court. then TO be holden IN the Probate
office in the village of Ithaca and show cause,
if any there be,why the prayer of the petitioner
should not be granted: And e is further
ordered, that said petitioner give notice To the
hpirs-nt-aw and all persons interested in said
estate, OF the pendency Of said petition, and
the hearing thereof by causing a copy o this
order To he published in the ALMA RECORD
newspaper printed and circulated in said
county, three successive weeks previous to
said day of hearing.
"a true cepy.) J LEE PoTTs,
lSeal 6444wk, Judge of Probate.