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A Statement of Facts.


No. sos 18th st. NV,
Washington, d. c., May 80, 1891.
DR.. c. M. Jordan:
Dear sir: Your skillful treatment and success
full removal of distractions in nv nostrils de-
serves open acknowledgment and it is pleas
ure to perform what consider my duty in this
respect An injury to my nose twenty years
ago resulted in a detected septum and after
ward in a complete stoppage of left nostril by
excessive growth cartilage, and the right nostril
was likewise considerably impaired for useful
ness. All efforts to force natural discharges by
sharp blowing failed and hawking was often re-
sorted to, which disagreeableness hastily pass
over since the necessity for it no longer exists.
For last three years have been constantly re-
celving treatment from many doctors, and that
they all failed Of their object it is needless to
say, since placed myself in your hands Just a
month ago. The relief afforded and ventilation
OF throat made possible by your successful
surgery (and which was attended by not the
slightest pain or Inconvenience most heartily
thank You for and stand ready to thoroughly
indorse you and your methods
Truly yours,
WALTER NORRIS.
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Pay No HEED

l. AY NO 11EED
To the old hulks that tattooed with the sins of
Omission and Commission. They are but barnacled
bottoms aoat in stagnant pools. eyesores and abom-
nations to progressive doas and principles, the hot
pots Of society and the business world Ever seeking
to overshadow and eventually destroy advanced
thought and improved business methods, model moss
backs reeking with that of filth which is villain
ously offensive to all that pertains to purity of life
THE TRUTH is WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT,
And so far as We are concerned. THE TRUTH AND
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH is what they shall
have. with FACTS AND FIGURES to back it.
SO HERE GOES STUDY OLD TRUTH-wEIGH-
ING TON TO EVERY SQUARE INCH,
1147 A. Two hundred suits Of Clothes for Boys
f,l fsic 81 a. J. h rAkE THEM Hisi
SSiEi 60 tSshAf sTA II FsEgs
1896. One hundred and sixteen Short Pants Suits
haas FIJI j. YOU HE cks Have EE
THEM AT ~ A SUIT. =
Sizes Light cray 1 Plads ss sa'ss
s4o Strictly GSsEoa s2 ss lnd
s sHss 4ati rpy righ noEet II
BtT i THEY ff tsr G6 AZ e. ak Is
WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELL NIGH
MINDED, BUT MERCY signs FAREWEIL
A KIP ThI s, TlNE Is Il SS ldtSd MEMS
1896 A. Handsome Light Gray Paid Suits. Getaway
Coats strictly all wool. They are stylish :
they are ,an . and , do mot require you
The regular retail price Of each suit is Sl5
%s T ri e. fREi;fasP e H1s'
1908 Dark Iron Gray Plaid SUITS, Cutaway Goats
not the .'bgosh" style Of stuff. but a really
psa, and but nse J tSN HAVE vi s sTF ydE
800 How does that strike you!
1904. Strictly All-wool Chevict Suits. Getaway
Coats.Brown Paids. There is something
suits. and we hope it viii sTKiSE You faVo y.
ably. The REGULAR price is $l3 a suit, but
HERE AGAIN We CUT IN TWAIN AND
NAME AS OUR PRICE 600 SUIT.
1881. Scotch Tweed Suits, Getaway Cogts-strict!y
all wool. We are not ashamed to tell You that
this line of suits was manufactured to sell at
ST.. 20 a suit, but II takes money to make the
THEY MTsT Go Al $500 4 stir.
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT OUR GREAT $40 SUIT
SALE.
500 SUITS AT s1O, SIS ~ SUITS AT So ST. "a
SUITS AT $40. Sl6 30 SUITS Al $40,
$15 SUITS AT $40.
Also that We are selling out our superb stock of
GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS
FIFTY CENTS ON THE DOLLAR
VICTOR E. ADLER'S
10 PER CENT CLOTHING HOUSE,
g.7 AND go 7TH ST. NV,
CORNER MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE
STRICTLY ONE PRICE.
OPEN SATURDAY UNTIL IL P. N. my1o-3m
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Eirework., Candy, Fireworks

Old Violins, Banjos, Mandolins. Guitars,
&c, at reduced prices, to make room for new
goods. MUSICAL EXCHANGE. Az Pa ave. It,
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ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Administration Opera Company in
''The Gondoliers."
NaTIoSAL--Lamont Opera Company in The
Bohemian Girl
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CUr1eURA Is GREAT,

Because great things required of it, Curing skin
diseases is no easy matter. Every sufferer from tor
turing. dishguring. itching, burning. bleeding, scaly
and pinply diseases Of the skin, scalp and blood with
loss of hair will admit this in view of the almost total
failure of the usual remedies CUTICURA is the
greatest of skin cures. IL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-04

The LATEST is the "Rehan' blazer, sold onl,
at WM. II. MckNEw's, 933 Pennsylvania avenue
S5.-Adct.
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COSDENSED LOCALS.

An excmphfsed copy of the will of Afford
DYER of Decring. Ne. was received by Register
Wright today for record here.
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French Cook, SOC. Carving. s1.75; Tabl,
and Kitchen Knives, 10c. up; warranted. Wal
FoRDs, All Pa. ave. je3-2s
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Ten Cents a Day VIII Run your Sewing
Machine by electricity. with fan attached In
full operation at AUERBACH's Domestic Sewing
Machine and Pattern Rooms. 18th and Il. East
branch, 4th and Pa ave. Sc. West branch. 1II2
14th st. NV. iel-6t
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CITY ITEMS.

Elgin Creamery Butter, CSC. pound. \.
A POOLE, the Cash Grocer, "a Louisiana ave.
NV. Jest
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WM. H. MckSEw has reduced every parast
In stock. 1913 Pennsylvania avenue.-Adct.
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READ advertisement of Falls Church Improve
ment Company in country real estate.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-04

Nervous Prostitution, Sleeplessness, Opium
habit. Dizziness, Blues cured by DIR. Miles
Nervine. Samples free at
Ctr MERITS DRUa STORE, 1914 F st.
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LArIMER d SLOAN will have a very attractive
sale at their auction rooms, 1909 g street. to-
morrow at 10 O'Clock. See advertisement
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DR.. c. NJ. JORDAN,

DR.. c. NJ. JORDAN,
Cos 18th st. NV.
specialty-Diseases Of nose, throat, lungs and
ear.
Consultation free.
Office hours-9 to IL am, 2 to pm. 6 to s
pm. Sundays, 9 to IL m. my3O-eo3t
DIR. c. w. Benson, the well-known Balti-
more Specialist in Skin Diseases and Diseases
OF the Nervous System, has opened an Office in
Washington, ID. c., for the treatment Of all Skin
and Nervous Diseases and Catarrh. We util-
lie electricity In treating these diseases and in
removing superhuous hairs warts moles.
marks, tumors and all blemishes. DR.. Benson
or his partner, DIR. E. o. Mannakee, can be
found every Wednesday and Friday. from Q
am. to $50 p. M, and every Friday night from
$50 to 8. at their Office 1912 G st. NV Balti-
more office 52l N. Howard ST., every day.
myI-tu, tbs
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LEWIS & SON's hat and furnishing store is
cool, we'll lighted and ventilated. 1921 NY ave.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

NEW, NATIONAL THrATRE
AZ Each Eycning Sis. saturday Matinee
kL AMSNT S SFEEs SSMFssY
In
Balfe's Ballad Opera.
THE BoHEMIAN Gill
THE BOHEMIAN GIRL
Reserved seats, 80 and s5c. Admission. sc.
June 5. ROYAL MILDLY. seats now on sale ~
STRAMBERRY fETE AND LAWN PARTY By
Daughters. FRipkT. june s:so Dim'. Mr.. H j. g.
Brghts residence, Bacon 81, III. Pleasant Proceeds
day II inclement weather. IL
a s"nS. P 3, Nr re BE SIMS At THE REs-
IrRs6A& Ee VI hf 8 June Ss stephens SsfA
A CADEMY OF MUSIC.
"A Ninth and d SITS.
ATHLETIC AND MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT
For the benefit OF the
NATIONAL REGATTA FUND.
Under the auspices Of the
ANALoSTAN BOAT CLUB,
COLUMBIA ATHLETIC CLUB,
POTOMAC ATHLETIC CLUB.
WEDNESDAY EVENING. JUNE 10. 1891.
The athletic feature. will be given by members OF
fnisnry 9 .na o SaS anS S sss ns ss
music by the best local talent and
MARINE BAND.
rickets-Orchestra and Orchestra Circle. 81; Dress
Sircle. !5c- General Admission. soc Gallery pic
ichets from menhs of the three clubs prom-
hent twelry and drug stores Reserved without
extra charge now on sale At Metzerots no 81
A Laughs GRAND OPERA HOUSE
SIXTH WEEK OF THE SUMMER OPERA
W 4: CARLE1ON'S OPERA COMPANY.
Monday. Tuesday. wed9sslsy evenings and saturday
FRA DlAkOL0.
1hursday, friday aud saturday evenings.
1HE GONDOIlERS.
pc GENERAL ADMISSION
=. Reserved Seats. 50 and 15c.
Next Week-''CHIMEs OF NORMANDY Eel
EoR RENT-soCIETIEs DESIRING HALL AT
areasQnable rent should Apply TO the janitor of
Lincoln Post Hail., cor. 9Th and ste N. W Vacant
Mondays Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturdays Large
hal for rent ON Sundays myll-ln
NEW TuRkIsH BArHs.
mysto.e21 l3ppG.
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ssss Eas Eff ZEE ZEE TIT
q a1, E. T., E 7
es22 IS Eh EE 4
ssss Ssss' ZEE EEen 4

-quarter inch 3ply Garden Hose, with couplings
and very best nickel plated com blnation hose pine
ali complete. for 81. 80.
hose Reels, T5c.
HIGHEST QUALITY GARDEN HOSE for those
who prefer food article Prices guaranteed a. low
as quoted In New York elsewhere.
GOODYEAR RUBBER COMPANY
300 9TH ST..
MELVILLE LINDSAY Manaeer nI+er
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The RELIABLE gas range is tho best and
cheapest in the market. We viii guarantee
every range put up and if not satisfactory we
will refund the money. 5. 5. SHEDD 4 BRO, 432
9Th st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-04

An Invention Making Sewing Pastime.
Wheeler Wilson's New High Arm No
1t charms on sight. Its use enraptures.
Office 437 9th street northwest dI1-tr
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-04

! A NTIcIPATING A CHANGE IN OUR FIRM IN
the early spring Of year very DESTROYS Of
closing every article q Summer Dress Goods tlss
possibly into money this season. and 10
order 10 further that end have marked all
stock at extremely low prices and an additional
indrrtement will allow a discount of ger cenx
on all goods paid for al the er purchase uafa
FURTHER notice.
THIS should be great inducement 10 purchasers q
Dress Goods Was never better at thin
season of the year
One price in plain figures. ten per of for cash
This reduction viii be allowed every sale made from
ten cents Up.
W. NJ. SHUsTER SONS
el9 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NV.
ONE PRICE IN PLAIN FIGURES. myD
nRUNKENNEss, OR THE LIQUOR HABIT. POSI-
DIR. HAINEs' GOLDEN SPECIFIC.
II II nanufact ured as a powder, which he f1vea
m glass OF beer cup Of coffee tea. IN food.
WITHOUT TIDE hnos efe OF tie patient. IL u absolutely
shetber the patient II moderate drlnksr OF aico-
bolc Wreck IL las been given in THOUSANDS OF csso
anu IN every instance PERFECT has followed 10
lever iails The system once imprrsnsted with the
GOLDEN sPEcIFrc CO., SOLE PRoPRrEToRA
CINCINNATI. OHIO.
WAKE, under Ebfdti House; " c. DowNkN CO..
14th IT. and VI. ave. Washington. DC
mhl2-th.atlly
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W. h. HOEKE,
je1-tf Sth and Pennsylvania Ave.
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LooKl L. II. HOPKINS. 1888 F street. Screen
doors, ri; window screens. 25c.
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STAGE EXCURSIONS.

klLhIIl's IAl.LA-no COACH LINZ RATES.
- Round trip. Arlington and sodieTs hoiu. dal ~
10 AIN and pm. 80. to 80. SUNDAY, 5 NJ.
H.. Calm John bT.dge. fare tsxcursionD. inclu ling
dinner at the bridge. 81 our n-iand tails no
coach frOn Saraioga springs - tie largest ana nus~t
IA the country. Coaches chartered large PARTIES
Leaves the Webster. BIB 18th ct ". the LanLiaul
l3th and AZ. 10 minutes later. apI3
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FORECAST TILL EIGHT A. N. FRIDAY.
For the District OF Columbia and Virginia,
air; stationary temperature; variable winds.
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HOTELS.
PROFESSIONAL.


MME. DREAMER WILL LEAVE THE CITY
vi July 8 tine sesshore. Will return Septen bsr
IL. Patrons please take notice. Aim
NJ NE. FRANCIS. CARD AND TRANCE MEDIUM.
VA llie gwen cradle 10 grave, oI--n SUNDAY.
Sl3 North Carolina mylBhd'
NINE. RAPHAI. THE CELEBRATED CLAIH-
M voyant anu asIroloslst the seventh horn
With % IA. NODderIu healiI.E power.
and lucky dates DSnt axdy. lsoum 10
slO ~. lel4t'
lDkOF. CLAY II THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED
Il advertising clairyoyant. astrOueer and medium in
this city. Las wonderful prophetic r1ft Of SECOND
sight Reveals hidden Mystsflss. recoNers lost
stolen property. brings separated toe-ther.
family troubles. evil in nuences strHngers from Other
and m tnouOie VIII money by
coming 10 the right place at once he succeeds where
Others have failed ConNlnces most skeItic and adj
only what he do. All business entlx
Satisfaction guaranteed. s-ttIn.s hours. TO
8. OIen sundAys kssidence sss st. between ~
and 9Th sts southwest. my.bOst.
NlME BkoOkE TELLS ALL THE EVENTS OF
vi LIFE. All business confidential. LADIES and ren-
tlemen 10 cents eacn. Hours Sa-ni. to p -
ST.. bet LIST and North Capitol INV. sI1l-sw'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-04

VISIT THE EXPIRE CARPET CLEANING WORKS
(s1-63j Mass ave. n W. Telephone 1854
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Dat mistake. the jplscs-THK TEMPLE DRU<
mh17 scam y. Z WtLLiAkS CO.. Props1seosa
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FUssE1L's Lee CREAM shipped anywhere out
of town 1927 New York ave.
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High Water. Low Water.
5:45 am 6:lS pm. I Midnight. 1870 pm.
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GRAN. SUGAR. 415c- Fancy creamery butter,
Csc. Best 5. C. hams, 1Z1.c.
T. II. WALKER & Co.
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HFuRICH's Extra Pale Lager the best. Bot
lied BY the ARLINGTON BoTTLISG Co.
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BERKELEY is pure.
sEE Our big boys suits from "A up.
Eiseman Bros 7th and E.
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Handoline 10 unequaled . beautiner Of the conn
plextoni an Indispensable requisite TO the Ladies
prsyents ehapping Every lady should e. n
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CITY AND DISTRICT.

SEE Our SO suits. Eiseman Bros. eth and E
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18
Rad BY a Little Child

rhroug1l despair, that bitter leaven, had iost
my hopes Of heaven,
And the filth 1 once had, sevenfold, was
dead:
All my feelings were unholy II was humbled,
but not lowly,
As lay adylng slowly on my bed.
With my wild ambitions thwarted, ana my OAR
ling dreams departed.
But with verses that she read me, while Win
kisses sweet she fed me-,
A dear little child has led me back to God.
Iva, sire, and seeming teacher, to this artles'
Like me me, both in form and feature was my
Though my sin. were red as scarlet, and was
a worthless varlet,
On me like the heavens star-lit, Eva smlleu.
I had quaked in fear OF dying. dreading outcas'
with NV ~ TwiSkedness so crying. meath the sod (;
sut her simple wiles have caught me; Win us
6eaI Smy;s enid mas brought me back t.
God.
ror one day. as she was reading, with her voice
On my BOSOM bosom torn and bleeding sank soft
Ems accursed chains were riyen, the dark
spirit was Out-driyen,
And unto my soul wa. gwen MD Eaen en- 90 s I'M blest
hnd the path lay plain before me once trod;
Twas my child brought me Christs enanee' anu
led me. despite hell,s malice,
Through the portals Of His palace, back to God.
A, my owing ewes grow DINNER. Canaan
brighter seems 10 glmmer;
can see white lilies simmer Jordan oer l.,
There the SoTToWfui cease signing, WnsFs wv
wipes away all crying
Where come agony and dying neyermors; Ala
When pass the sapphire-studded psSrFNnlIe
gates. with glory flooded, "
Where waves sIarry almond -buddsd, Aaron's
rod -....t,,,
Then a child with bright nail streaming,
p nfr hpVpuI all dreaming,
shall lead me W to the cleaning throne OF Goo.
George Hi8.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18
Kissing goes by favor.


Sour Milk BISCUITS. One quar- oil
-four. two cupfuls OF sour milk, two
level teaspoonfuls of soda and two
large tablsspoonfuls of lard. Mix with
the hand as bread-dough, only not SO
stiff. Roll out about an inch thick,
cut and bake in moderate oven.
RYE GEMS Three eupfuls OF rye
meal, two cupfuls of -four, two and
one-quarter cupfu;s OF sweet milk one
large tablespoonful OF sugar, one tea
spoonful of cream OF t rtar and one-
half teaspoonful of soda. Have your
gem pans very hot and we'll CREASED,
and bake twenty minutes.
CoCoANUT CAKES. these add to
the beaten whites of three fresh eggs
one-half pound Of pulvsrizsd sugar
two heaping teaspoonfuls OF corn
starch, and one-half pound of CRATES
cocoanut Beat well and drop oy
spoonfuls on butterei papers placed on
fat tins Bake few moments. but
do not let them brown too much.
CABBAGE SALAD -Yolk of four eggs,
half teaspoonful Of mustard, half 6
easpoonful black pepper. hplf tea.
spoonful sugar. half teaspoonfu
salt; beat In dish half pint boiled
vinegar, strain, and add while hot Il
other ingredients, set away to cool
chop up part of a fresh cabbag.
fne. pour the dressing over 1t, serve
THIS will keep in cold weather tor 9
'ong time.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

There's a good deal of
guarantee business in the store
Keeping of to-day. It's too
excessive. Or too reluctant.
Half the time it means moth
ing. Words 0nLy a0Oras.
This offer to refund the
money, or to pay a reward, IS
made under the hope that you
won't want your money back,
and that you won't claim the
reward. Of course.
So, whoever is honest in
making it, and works-not on
his own reputation alone, but
through the local dealer whom
YOU know, must have some
thing he has faith in back of
the guarantee. The business
wouldn't stand a year with
out it.
What is lacking is conf
dence. Back of that, what is
lacking is that clear honesty
which is above the average
practice"
DR.. Pierce's medicines are
guaranteed to accomplish what
they are intended to do, and
their makers give the money
back if the result isn't ap-
parent.
Doesn't it strike you that
a medicine which the makers
have so much confidence in,
is the medicine for you?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18
German
Syrup.

Q. Gloger, Druggist, Watertown,
Wis. This Is the opinion Of a man
who keeps . drug store, sells all
medicines, comes in direct contact
with the patients and their families,
and knows better than anyone else
how remedies sell, and what true
merit they have. He hears of all
The failures and successes, and can
therefore judge: "I know Of no
medicine for Coughs, Sore Throat,
Or Hoarseness that had done such eff
fsctive work in my
Cousns' family as Boschee's
Sore Throat German Syrup. Last
winter lady called
Hoarseness, at my store, who was
suffering from very
severe cold. She could hardly talk,
and I told her about German Syrup
and that few doses would give re-
lief; but she had no confidence in
patent medicines. told her to take
1 bottle, and if the results were not
satisfactory would make no charge
or it. A few days after she called
md paid for it, saying that she
would never be without it in future as
1 few doses had given her relief" O
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18
HUMOROUS.

sThere Is plenty of room at the top
my son." T..
Were his fathers last words as ne
bade him goodbye,
But he found ere the prize he hao "eai'
ly won nm
That the mountain of fortune ran ul
very high,
For the room at his top was exceed
ingly bare,
and his crying need was new crop
of hairl
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

We take pleasure in calling the attention OF
our readers to tn advertisement OF the ShesS-
pears IN another column. This company are
the original discoverers and only manuiactur-
ers OF VaselIne which Is known all over Inc
world as the emollieut, and the most vaiuaple
family remedy In use. Their goods are SOLD py
druggists throughout the country, but we WISH
10 caution our readers, when buying TO accept
only goOds in original packages, and iaDeie1
Chesebrough Manufacturing Company. as
sometimes INSCRIPTIONS dealers try 70 suosl-
tute preparations which are OF little value
when compared with yaseline, and some are
Injurious and unsafe TO use. ,,.x,, .no
BY sending the company dolar sy maj, ~. ~
these beautiful and valusble goods without any
:harge for delivery. We. know WHEREOF we
write when we say the "Vaselns soap
revelation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

Don't feel WELL" and yet you are not sick
enough TO consult 4 docror,-we will tell YOU
Just what you need. IL Is Hoods Sarsaparila.
Which viii llft you out OF that uncertain, un.
comfortable, dangerous condi. ion, into q sea;e
Of good health, confidence md ch,crfulnes,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

In THE DARK. - Woodby Swell
"Say, Fwed, l WIS calling on my best
girl last night, and at half past ten hei
pa came into the parlor and turned of
the gas. " hat do you suppose the old
beggar meant?"
Fred Oldun-"Why. light out, o.
COURSE"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

Twenty centuries Of experience have proven
that good old st. Bernard Vegetable Pill of our
faith rs Is the very best remedy known for pro-
flying the blood. building up depressed vitalit y
and cOunteracting the innumsrable causes OF
the ills that flesh Is heir 10. A sample u the
81. Bernard Vegetable Pills will be sent free 10
all applicants. Address st. Bernard Box 2ilo,
New York
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

GUYINa HER UNCLE. -"Unc'e John, ,
said little Emily, 40 you know that 9
baby that was fed on elephant milk
gained twenty pound IN a week.
"Nonsensel Impossible!' exclaimed
Uncle John, and than asked: "Whose
baby was it?''
I at was the Elephants baby" replied
little Emily.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

INHERITED--Tompklns-"When
called at Smythes' to-day I Noticed tha9
Mrs SDythe has black eye."
Mrs. Tompkins-"You GU don't suppose
her husband beats her, do your"
Tompkius-''Oh, I guess not; her
mothers eyes were of the same color -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

A LITTLE ADvIcE-Patient an
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You wouldn't do anything to cause 4
relapse, would your"
Doctor-'Why, Of course not
Then DON'T bring in your bill fol
about twelve months.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

OVER THE HILL Little Edith
Mamma, what's poor-houser"
Mamma IA poor-house, Edith, IA
an imag mary place of papa's, whers be
intends residing next week"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1891-03-18

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