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St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-09

lJIrC DR. H. Waite, Specialist sixteen
TnEN, years in Minneapolis. Why suffer
when cure is mild and certainf
Ask hundreds of leading citizens of ST. Paul,
Minneapolis and the Northwest as 10 treat
ment and cure. Pamphlet free. 1919 lIaw-
horn Ay., Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-09

AND KIDNEY CURE |!
: E q WESI,S ceIs5F5Isd Esmsd;

Dr. {. J.. WESlS es!sasa!ea Remedy
Jor Hysteria, Dizziness, Fits, Neuralgia, Wake
fulness Mental Depression, ,Sotening OF the Brain,
resulting in insanity and leading 10 misery,
decay and death, Premature Old Age, Barrenness,
Ioss of Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses
and permatorrhGa caused by over-excrtion of the
brain. self-abuse or over-indulgence. Each box
contains one months treatment, p hox, or six
for IS, sent by mail prepaid With each order for
six boxes, will send purchaser guarantee 10 re-
fund money If the treatment fails 10 cure. Guar
antees issued and genuine sold only by JOS. H..
HOFFL1N, Druggist. Cor. Cd Street and lst Ave
co nth. MINNEAPOLIS MINI.
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-09
PATENTS.
WJN
JAS. F. WILLIAMSON

COUNSELOR AND SOLICITOR.
Two years as an examiner in the q. 8.
Patent Office. Five years practice 929-
433 Guaranty Loan Building, Minneapolis
el2 Pioneer Press Building, ST Paul
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
The Wonder of Wonders.

When Mr.. Loughton was Spanish con-
sui at Boston he was one day standing
near where some ballast-stone were be-
ing thrown overheard from vessel that
had recently arrived from a European
seaport. Among this rubbish was
flint pebble somewhat larger than
hens egg, which, when it struck some
of the larger stones, separated IN the
middle. Mr.. Loughton stopped and
picked up the two halves. On each
half, in marks made by the natural
growth of the stone, were two perfect
human heads in profile, all of the out
lines of features and hair being perfect
~ distinct. the natural portrait being
much darker than the surrounding
stone. The most surprising part OF the
whole incident is the fact that, even
though the two halves fit together ex-
actly, one of the faces was clearly that
of male, the other that of a female.
Even the putting up of the hair was ap-
propriate to the sex; yet, in the stone,
they were face to face.-St. Louis Re-
m bile
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
LIVE STOCK BREVITlES.

Nor so much depends upon the build
as upon the care and management.
Sows WITH pig should be fed well in
order to have the pigs mature early.
RADICAL changes of treatment or
sudden changes of food often result in
a disadvantage to the thrift of the hogs.
Too MUCH grain is more detrimental
to breeding stock than too little. A
good portion of their food should be
coarse and bulky.
CONSTANT feeding of corn is almost
certain to produce an excess of fat, and
this tends to produce an unhealthy
state of the system.
WHEN commencing to feed to fatten,
the brood sows and growing pigs
should be separated from the fatten-
ing hogs, at least when fed.
STORE up supply of clover espe-
cially to feed the pigs during the winter,
they will thrive better than if they
must depend upon grain alone.
IT is a good plan in building hog
| house to arrange place to store feed
and bedding overhead: in many cases
it will be found quite a convenience.
| If hogs are fed within twelve hours
| before killing, the meat Is more llaDle
to sour than if no feed is given, while,
in addition, the food will be wasted.
| WHENEVER the nights begin to get
| cool a good feed OF whole corn can
nearly always be given with benefit
1t is one of the best materials for keep
ing up anima. heat.
AS SOON as the pigs are old enough
they should have a feeding place to
| themselves, commencing with Z light
ration and gradually increasing as they
grow older. - Farmer and Stock
Breeder.
IN breeding stock do not expect to
get better animals than those you
breed from, for you will in all lilleli-
hood be disappointed. Like begets
ike and if you want good colts and
good calves look closely to qualities OF
both sires and dams. You cannot get
perfect animals 10y breeding cripples.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
SHE WAS CONSIDERATE.
An Directorate Wife Who Thought Hell
Husband Worked Too Hard.

An Directorate Wife Who Thought Her
Husband Worked Too Hard.
NV dear one. l do wish you would
au;t working so hard; you are break
ING Yourself down, and before middle
life is reached you will be wreck, J"
were the tender lines written by
faithful and loving young wife. who is
away for the summer, to her really
Woodworking husband. who holds an
important position in the district gov
eminent
The husband murmured God bless
you.' wiped tear from his cheek and
resumed the loving missive. A FAINT
We'll, I'll be jiggered!'' escaped from
his lips as he read the following post
script:
Now. dear, if not too busy, please
90 to Ketchem & Cheathm and get hve
wards pale blue serge silk, at price adj
vertised last Sunday; also to mother
and tell her what told you in my last.
Mrs. Sloggs said she would have my
dress done Thursday.
s'Send it by express Get bapy q
broad brimmed straw hat, myself pan
of russell slippers, and see Mrs. Choos'
at Alexandria. about keeping house for
us.
Our washerwoman did not return
the haudkerchiefs before l left She
lives out near the Jail. Now, good by,
and don't, please don't work too hard .
When the last injunction was read the
husband lxeeled over and for time was
unconscious. His first words upon re-
covering were: ''Considerate' deuoes
considerable. Washington Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
HIS RAMROD CURE.
Tie insisted on Trying 1t, So His Patient
Got Another Doctor.

Tie insisted on Trying 1t, So His Patient
Got Another Doctor.
A young doctor in Piscataquis county
has covered himself with glory by in
Producing a startling and novel feature
in needles. says the Lewiston Journal.
1t appears that woman in that
county got fish bone far enough down
in her throat to scare her into Mysteries,
but not far enough down to feel entirely
comfortable. The aforesaid young ply
s:cian was nearest at hand and was
summoned in a hurry. He looked the
patient over carefully and wisely and
started for the woodshed. There was
the handle OF bow-whip in a corner.
With this in hand he made tracks for
the patient. To the anxious husband
he made known that he was going to
come the ramrod act and shove that re-
fractory bone where it properly should
go.
The man objected, and so did the
woman. more enthusiastically
In the first place" said the former,
that handle is too large"
"Oh, We'll fix that easily enough, ;"
confidently predicted the doctor; 'l'll
Just saw that handle off up at this fer
rule
But even this delicate concession did
not suit the scruples Of that refractory
husband. I've heern tell Ct duin' that
to COW with a turnip stuck in her gull
let, but I'll be burned eff I'll let you try
it on my wife. Guess you'll have to
coniure up some other plan, doc"
But doc couldn't, and another ply
stefan was hunted up, who removed the
bone without recourse to ramrods.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
BOOMING IN GEORGIA.
The Dangers of Dragging on Property in
That State.

The Dangers OF k1raSSinS on property III
That State.
heard an amusing conversation re-
Gently between two property-holders,
saws a writer in the Augusta Chronicle.
One was speaking of improved values
of property around Augusta, when he
said: "A real estate holder in Augusta
is afraid to try to boom his property TOR
fear of having his tax assessment in
creased. If man goes out on the street
and makes the innocent remark that he
wouldn't take twenty-five thousand dol
lars for certain property up goes the as
sessment to twenty-five thousand dol
lars even though he couldn't get twenty
thousand dollars for it.
The other speaker said: "One day
had some friends at my house to dine.
During the dinner | was asked what my
place was worth and we were all feel
ing good and | wanted the value Of the
place to sound well, so gave some ex-
travagant figure which l could never
have gotten for it. One of my guests
happened to be a tax assessor and,
would you believe it, my assessment
was increased according to my rosy
hued, champagne-inspired statement
The moral seems to be either that a
man had better talk poor" or else that
the assessors should take something
more substantial as their basis of as
sessment than 4 mans after-dlnner or
ante-tradi2g talk
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
FASHIONS IN JEWELRY.
Fresh Fancies Being Displayed by tn


Fresh Fancies Being Displayed by the
Dealers.
TINY silver-mounted hour-glaSSeS are
pretty novelties.
Champagne bottles, gold seal, in sill
yer are used as perfume bottles
Rings of repousse silver in which
diamond is sunk are intended for men.
A charming necklace is of graded
pieces of pale pink coral set between
diamonds
The Marquise rings commands all
STYLES, but it is susceptible of many vari'
atoms
Graduated f1eurs-de-lis of white ena-
mel make the pendants of a pretty
necklace.
Aside from silver and enameled jew
elry in floral and geometrical forms,
stones are almost exclusively worn this
summer.
Topaz rings are considered especially
becoming to the hand. But to the ele-
CANT, topaz requires the accompaniment
of fine diamonds.
Queen chains made of two-inch links
of fine gold connected by coral, pearls
or ONYX, seem to initiate the long chains
that are now worn in Paris.
A bracelet of blue enamel has the
shape of a plain band bordered by a
straight row of tiny diamonds The
fastening is a button in gold bound
buttonhole.
Fob chains and chatelaines initiate
the woven wire souvenir chains that
come from Venice. These consist of
SQUARES of platinum and gold alternat-
ing.
Seals in onyx, gray. wine colored or
in the rich tipts of some of the varie'
ties. are cut in faces of different types
placed back to back. Another style Is
an Arab head with hood hanging back
A spider-legged silver crab over three
| inches broad and over an inch high
with single rows of diamonds on his
outer curves, is designed as brooch foi
some one of eccentric and independent
| tastes.
A heart surmounted by crown is
nonular setting for a ring. The hear
| is always colored stone, ruby, emerald
| or sapphire. surrounded by small dla
monds defining the required shape
| The crown has diamond points. Occa
siouallv double heart is seen, the two
eolored stones differing in tint
If silver chatelaines could be made
lighter and less conspicuous they would
be more worn. They are so convenient
| that they could easily become indis
| peosable. In their present massive ant
hiohlv ornate forms they are too con
snicuous and too closely identified with
| women of pronounced appearance to be
| worn by other women who would like
To wear them for convenience.-Jew
| elerS' Circular.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
SPREADING MANURE.

their employment is mainly confined to
the truck farms where vegetables are
raised for the city markets Nor are
they anywhere near so plenty about
Boston or Philadelphia. There are
many places in the west, however,
nearly exclusively peopled by old-world
nations where women regularly take
hold of farming operations. Except in
truck farming, for which they seem to
have a special aptitude, they usually
get out of it as soon as they absorb the
modern American spirit. It's great
pity. Women used to rake hay and
milk cows almost universally in this
country as they do in others, and We're
probably healthier and happier for it
Staying in the house all the time is
deadly in the long run.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

ssamid the rude and uncouth barns" as
the Hemstead Inquirer puts it, to pull
the big ears out of their protecting
husks there is plenty of frolicl1ing, but
the women farm laborers never notice
the red ears they throw into the heap.
When the pretty girls go out picking
hops up in central New York, whie b
they do by the thousands every Au-
gust, there is dancing every third
night, and plenty of skylarl>ing while
the big boxes are being filled. But
these women look no more capable OF
dancing than Millet's laborer in the
"Angelus."
In New Jersey the women farm
laborers are quite as numerous proper
tionately as on Long Island, but both
to west and east the women rapidly
diminish as one recedes from the city.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
HE TRIED TYPEWR!TING.
Experiences of Young Man Who Es
saved to Master the Instrument.

*
sayed to Master the Instrument.
There is young lawyer in this city,
saws the New York Times. who docs a
little literary work outside of his pro-
fession, who got himself typewriter
as an aid to his labors, and now he says
that he is on the verge of insanity.
And he lays it all to the typewriter.
When he first sat down to the machine,
he says, he thought that it would be an
easy thing to master it, but in 4 few
moments his hands were going round in
circles over it in vain attempts to find
the letter that he wanted
That was only the beginning, how
ever. for taking the matter up on 4
scientific basis he set out to learn the
exact location of all the keys. BY the
end of the first day every word that he
heard in conversation set him to fgur-
ing out where each letter would be on
his key board-whcther in the first row,
or the second. or the third, or on the
left or the right of the middle line of
the keyboard. And then he would try
to recall what little disc he had to
strike to make Il per cent. mark, and
what for the dollar sign, and what for
quotation marks. and what for q dozen
other marks, each one of which had to
be made in a special way.
And at the end of two months of prac-
tice, when he could strike off the
words at rate that made the machine
rattle, and was beginning to think that
be was quite an operator, he sat down
for a little test. He had friend to
read to him, and for two minutes wrote
with his pen. The result was thirty
words for each minute, written very
legibly. Then he tackled the type
writer. The machine made a great
racket, and he thought that he must be
making a new record.
When the second two minutes were
up the perspiration was dropping from
his brow. The count showed to the
credit of the second test just forty
words, and of them just nineteen were
spelled wrongly through the striking of
wrong keys, and which had to be cor
rected. A typewriter little used may be
obtained at very low figure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

There is good deal of Remuneration
of American products by people who
10 not know what a good product is.
We know q man who says that he al
ways buys imported cheese and that he
would not eat American cheese. We
happen to know that ne does not know
an American cheese from a stone in
he pyramids; and we happen to know
that his grocer sells him adulterated
American cheese as imported cheese
What fools we mortals are" But we
hope that no one will lose sight of the
uncomfortable fact that we do import
our best cheese, when we ought to
make il ourselves.-Western Rural
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
AGRICULTURAL HINTS.
FEMALE FARM HANDS.
They Are Numerous On Long Island .ns
in New Jersey.

They Are Numerous on Long Island and
in New Jersey.
A Jamaica farmer told one of our
correspondents the other day about a
widow with four children living in
that village who does not work regu-
larly in the fields, but every year about
this time takes her little brood of chill
dren out into the fields and earns with
them $40 or S25 week at piece work
until the busy season is over. Most
of the women farm hands, however, live
in the country and are more regularly
employed. They feed pigs, hoe corn,
haul manure, plant, hoe and harvest
potatoes and corn and make them
selves generally useful. They wear
coarse, strong clothing fitting to the
work They do not wear demi-trains,
though it is the fashion.
There is very little fun or romance
about this sort of work. When lads
and lasses get together at husking bees
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
Good News from England.

TIE MEDICAL REFORM SOCIETY OF LONDON
will send genuine information free OF charge
to all no are bona fide sufferers fromCEron-
Bright's disease, or any discharges or de-
rangements OF the human body, Dropsy,
Nervous Weakness, Exhausted Vitality,
Gravel. rheumatism, Sciat1ca, Dyspepsia,
Loss of Memory. want Of Brain Power Inc
discovery is new, cheap and sure cure, the
simplest remedy on earth, as found in the
Valley of the Nile, Egypt.
Send self-addressed envelope at once en-
closing ten cents in stamps to deiray ex-
penses, to Secretary, James Holland, s,
bloomsbury Mansions, Bloomsbury Square
London, England. Mention this paper
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
German
Syrup

J. c. Davis, Rector of St. James
Episcopal Church, Eufaula, Ala:
my son has been badly afflicted
with fearful and threatening cough
for several months, and after trying
several prescriptions from physicians
which failed to relieve him, he has
been perfectly restored by the use OF
two bottles of b.
AnEpiscopal schee's German Syr-
up. I can recon-
Rector, mend it w it b Q II t
hesitation. Chronic
severe, deep-seated coughs like this
are as severe tests as a remedy can
be subjected to. 1t is for these long
standing cases that Boschee's Ger
man Syrup is made a specially.
Many others afflicted as this lad
was, will do we'll to make a note OF
this.
J. F. Arnold, Montevideo, Mimi,
writes: I always use German Syrup
for Cold on the Lungs. I have
never found an equal to it-far less
a superior. @
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury., NJ.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

AS an instance of the wonderful CID
mate of the City of the Plains, woman
refers to the flowers in the great Nor
mon tabernacle. Its acoustic proper
ties are now SO perfect that pm
dropped from an upper gallery SOUNDS
with absolute distinctness as 1t 1alis
upon the stone far beneath. When nrst
built however. they were defective ana
10 better them the lofty ceiling, IN lieu
OF being strung with wires, as is some
times done in similar instances, was III,
crusted with flowers and ropes anu
wraaths of greens. These have been up
fourteen years and still retain remark
able degree of preservation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
Gives WAY With a Crash!

That's what happens to many const!tu-
ton worn out with unreiaxed tagging at
the desk, the loom or any laborious occura-
ton representing excessive brain or ply
steal labor. Recuperate when wearing out
with the finest of reviving indicated slim
ulants, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, fore
most among remedies for debility, dyspep-
STA, constipation, malaria, kidney and blad-
der complaints and the infirmities of age.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

-Perdo-''I heah that the Anglo cruz
fellaws talk of expelling Gawge van
Leah fab cawwying pawkage on tne
aven,.o.r Cadley-"Ah, but that on
v know. The pawksge turned OUT 10
be sick fawx terrier rolled up ID
blawnket. Truth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Elmo
Tord9

There is inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week. which has no two
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent on everything
they make and publish Look for it. send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful autographs or
samples free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

THE gentler sex often suffer from pecul-
lar weakness that gives them great distress.
Let them not suffer. A use of DIR. John
Bulls Sarsaparilla strengthens the female
and robust 1t is womans best remedy for
weakness and declining health.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

MANY mothers would willingly pay dol.
lar a box for Bulls Worm Destroyers il
they could not get them for 25 cents. They
are always safe and always sure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

Young, but Observation-Disclosures
And so Aunt Edith took you with her
-, into the choir, did she, johnny"
Johnny (who has some difficulty with
his o'sl-s.Yes, l sat up all anon the
s;n'ers. r-Boston Courier.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

I'm getting through q failure success
fully" said old Mr.. CumroX. "a good dea
depends on mans lie abilities. Wash
in ptan Star
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

A GENTLEMAN, who had just returned
from his annual sea side holiday, declares
that several mornings in succession, as he
took q stroll upon the beach, he saw the sea
bathiup-Judy
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

THE wash Of the ocean, of which we hear
so much, is probably done on the seaboard.
though one need not expect to see it when
crossing the line-Baltlmore American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

THERE is native savagery in every
breast that loves O sit in the dry itself and
watch those who are caught out in the
rain RAMS Horn
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

.'How EVER did you get her to change her
mind after she rejected you once2" II just
used a little mild e-weigh-sion r'-Bos-
ton News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

"CAN l see Mr. K this morningi"
ssMr. x went to blowout last night
and is not yet presentable - Indeed;
what kind of a blowout '.Gas. Buffalo
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

Pain from indigestion, dyspepsia and too
hearty eating is relieved at once by taking
one Of Carter's Little Liver Pills immed!-
ately after dinner. Don't forget this.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

DON'T wait until you are sick before trying
Carriers Little Liver Pills. but get a vial at
once You can't take them without benefit
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

EVERY trace Of salt rheum is obliterated
by Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Hilrs Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

THE shorthaired woman must take her
cue from somebody else when she needs
one.-Galveston News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

MANY a reputed wag turns out to be mere
Iy a scalawag Courier.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-09-10

Il ringing noise
in the ears, headache, deafness, eyes
weak; obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some,
times profuse, watery and acrld, at
others, thick, tenacious, bloody and
putrld offensive breath smell and
taste impaired, and general debility.
Not all of these symptoms at once.
Probably only a few of them.
That's Catarrh.
A medicine that by its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties has cured the most hope
less cases. One that will cure you,
no matter how bad your case or of
now long standing. A medicine
that doesn't simply palliate for a
time, but produces perfect and per-
manent cures.
That's DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
A cash payment of $500, not 81
you, as you might expect, but to
you, if you can't be cured. It's an
offer that's made in good faith, to
prove their medicine, by responsible
men, the proprietors of DIR. Sage's
Remedy.
That's the kind of medicine to try
Doesn't it seem so?