Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1891-03-05

That Willie and James were way
'p IN E. Wednesday, night.
That Congress will be through
With lis direct tax bill directly.
That you should never ask
blacksmith to give up his pet vice.
That the sheriff cried until he.be-.
came hoarse--at the sale on Mon-
day.
That charity is obliged to begin
at home when no ono will start it
abroad
That our United States commie>
sioner disposed of his maiden case
with ease.
That the world Is full Of cheap
books; some Of them are bound to
DC nasty.
That young As,or had no difficult
ty in securing his bride. She was
Willing.
That good vine needs no bush,
but It has made many men take to
the woods.
That the more the girls pine for
some young men the moro spruce
they become.
That the easiest way for prison.
err to escape from Jail IS by filing
his objections.
Thai tho state hospitals make no
provision tor the care OF fish that
are found in seine.
That passengers see stars and al
sorts .! things when trains they are
ON are tcIeecoped.
That there is "many slip 'twixt
the cup and the lip." That IL what
she SAID at the front gate.
That "lhls fills the bill,' AS the
hungry hen remarked when she
dipped into the dough pan.
That the young man who was
"unable to express his joy" saved
money BY sending it by mail.
That when pink teas become stale
there will be II chance Tor IL white
mush and mix mutfot lunch.
That it is all right Tor man to
shine in society; but if his Clothes
do, II is quite different matter.
That "Two heads are better than
one, quoth the slugger, and he pro-
ceeded To Tut anorher On his VIC
tim.
! That the cable Yaid to the grip:
"Da you follow me?' "Yes, I catch
on replied The grip. though you
do stretch II out y good deal. -
That there is one thing woman
can DO that q man cant; she can
snIiS her sweetest and talk her
brightest with II pin Sucking her.
That when the pretty type writer
goes SO Tar as to put her arms about
her employ er's neck, she IS apt 10
say Of the process: II. is manifold,
That w. S. said:
Can anything equal my woef
| proposed to four giils, and they all an
swered No .
Said his friend, THAT is nothing, behold
my distress;
| For 1 spoke to two, and they both replied
Yes
That
When first we met, her lovely hands
Were bniied deep in oceans sands;
10 make them fais and soft, she said
Had tried sand baths for my headY
Beyenge is sweet! Ills come at last.
And ioys's day dr am Is OF the past
The other day s..w har smashing
In soap-suds, my last weeks washing
Tat
They stood bcsid' the open CRATE
(For summel Substitute a erate).
- - - = ~'SAAeO ~ y vu prefer
Why, make brunette out of her).
he spoke OF love They all do thatl.
And sheY Her Heart went pit a-pat,
The speed, why you yourself can fix,
From seventy up to ninety-six.
She hung her head, she blushed, she 81 ohed
She laughed; or possibly she cried. -
Just take your choice and have her do
Precisely as YOU wish her to-
She did not ct cetera, until
Her George or Jim or Jack or VIII
Or any mime yoa like the best;
But why go on. Yoa know the rest
That
want to find that kind of man,
So handsome, brave and fair;
,. ect and stalwart, and with legs
That match and make pair;
With arms TINT nave some muscle and
With hands that look so strong,
could lind that Kind Of man
ia not be single long Gertis.
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