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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
TINGED WITH HUMOR.

Hunker-Mlne is tailormade watch.
SpattS--HoW is that? Hunker-lt was
premium with a suit of clothes
Judge.
Ladies do not like to grow old, and
yet they're the very first to adopt new
Wrinkles inghampton Republican.
$40 you suppose that Elijah waS lit
orally translated, or is THE account to be
taken figuratively?' ut was a free
translation, | think" - Indianapolis
Journal.
Things one would rather have left I'M
written-Proud Father (reading his
sons school report Manners vulgar
very vulgar. But perhaps this is hered-
itary Punch.
Briton-If you are such rampant
American should think you would re-
main where Americans are most appre-
ciated. Americana o-in London
and Paris.-Kate Fields Washington.
An actor makes real love to a pretty
girl in private life. dearest, love
YOU devotedly. l impIore you to listen
to me -I-I-I- goodness gracious.
where's the prompter2 = Fliegende
Batter.
Now, little boys, can you tell me-"
said Columbus teacher, what is the
effect of tobacco on the System" Little
Billy, who has wrestled with his first
chew, promptly held up his hand.
well, Billy, what is the effect?'
Makes We wisht we wuz dead i"-Col-
umbuS Post.
At fashionable gathering gentle
man made several attempts to start the
conversation. but owing to the stupidity
of those present he failed completely
After a painful pause he finally re-
marked: Now let us be silent on some
other subject. Texas Siftings.
There would be better prospect of
the farmers beating the old parties if
they were not so busy ''thrashing"
their wheat.-St. Louis Post-Dispateh.
When ministers of the gospel take to
umpiring ball games, as has been fire.
quently the case of late. the player who
tries to backslide or steal base need
have no hope of getting home.-Balti-
more American.
A man may pursue the ''even tenor of
his way" even though it's base way.
Atlanta Journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
"FANCHON, THE CRICKET. I"

A most artistic performance was that given
by Lifts stock company at the Grand last
evening 'Fanchon, the Cricket" was the
play produced, and it must be admitted that
every one present was delighted with the en-
tertainment provided. The feature of the
production was the playing of Miss Jessaline
Rodgers in the title roll of Fanchon. 1t was
a truly meritorious piece of work, and evoked
round upon round of applause. The support
was most effective and quite up to the high
standard attained by the stock company.
Miss Marian Lester was a successful Mother
Barbrand, and Harry Mainhall manly, dash
ing Larry. The others were equally good,
and, all in all, most successful rendition
was given. No lover of the stage can afford to
miss it. and any one desiring of8witnessing
healthy. vigorous play should certainly visit
the Grand. This is the closing week of the
stock company. "Fanchon'' will be repeated
this evening, tomorrow evening and Wednes-
day matinee.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
WHY THEY WENT OUT.

1t seems to prominent journal very
much like political revolution when it
looks over the field and notes how gen
orally the men who founded the Repub-
'lican party became Democrats after the
war period. and others constantly. 1t
enumerates among those still living
Gov. CAMPBELL, of Ohio; Gov. BOIEs,
of Iowa, and Cows. PALMER, of illinois,,
and GRAY. of Indiana; and, among the
younger men of Massachusetts, JOHN
F. ANDREW. JOSIAH QUINCY, SHER-
MAN HoAR and ADAMS, If the war
demoralized any class, 1t must have
been those who gained control of the
Republican party; for the strong, hon
est men turned away in disgust. LYMAN
TRUMBULL, CARL SCHURZ, FRANK
BLAIR, J. r. DOOLITTLE, GEORGE w.
JULIAN and ANDREW CURTIN were
stalwarts in the early work of the party.
SEWARD, SUMNER, CHASE, FEssEN-
DEN and HALE lost all confidence in its
controlling spirits. and LINCOLN would
have gone out of the party had he
lived
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
VIEWS OF STATE EDITORS.

The Vidette does not favor the NOM
ination of Joseph A. Wheelock for gov
ernor. We simply suggested that the
Republican editors who are so deSDer-
atelv endeavoring to boom Heatwole
for something, should change their back
toward Wheelock. who is eminently
worthy of their favor and qualified to
fill any position they may select for him.
Carlton Vidette.
-
1t is funny to read the euloglums
passed upon Gov. Merriam for his cour-
age in stopping the recent mill. Gov.
Merriam did not stop the fight because
of his courage or of his conviction that
to do so was right. His inclinaiions
and sympathieS were all the other way,
but he was frightened into going to the
ridiculous length of ordering out troops
by the frantic appeals which were made
to him.-Northfeld Independent.
The fight however, had been declared
off by the athletic club, under whose
management it was to have taken place.
So that the governors show of fuss and
feathers was nipped of its intended eff
feet. There is no doubt but there was
a strong touch of politics in the whole
movement to stop the fight at the elev-
enth hour. But that aside. it was right,
and we trust that prize fighting i n Min
nesota has reached an end.-Le Sueur
Sentinel.
The prize fight in ST. Paul was pre-
vented by the ''sojers," but free fight,
without gloves and without regard to all
known rules, has been raging in the
SANITY City ever since. 1t isn't fair,
either, for every minister in the city is
jumping on Mayor Smith with both feet.
st. Cloud Times.
-
Muller's circular to the farmers VS.,
''Hold your wheat" Donnelly's cireu-
lar to the farmers says, Sell your
wheat" Muller is bull; DoDnelly is
bear; and the farmer is fool that
pays any attention to either.-D Douglas
Sentinel.
If the law has been there for couple
of years as claimed, why is it that Gov.
Merriam has not had it enforced before.
or why not since the Hall-FitZSimmOnS
contest? From the working of the law
in this case, and its non-working i'll
numerous other instances. it would
seem that there was a ''nigger in the
fence. Sank Center Avalanche.
-
When it comes to choice between
these places it seems that the arguments
in favor of Minneapolis are GVerwhelm-
ing. and it should be made state issue.
Every MinneSotian should labor inces-
sanity for the Twin Cities. and if St.
Paul and Minneapolis would present a
solid front in favor of the latter city.
they could secure it. Step forward.
Twin Cities, and make the great hit OF
your liyeS.-MahkatO Free Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

is probably not much different in China
and the other heather lands. Women
don't count for much with them, and
they drown or strangle infants of that
variety frequentl--. That is not re-
garded favoraby in the lands where
woman has a fair chance, but it is not a
wholesome condition of society in which
there is a great excess of women. The
marriage rate decreases, as shown in
England and the old states on this side,
and the statistics show that the birth
rate falls away. The remedy, however,
is not quite apparent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

firms who were invited to bid did not
do so because, as they say, they knew
1t Was wasting so much time, and felt
that they could not get the contract. no
matter how low they bid
And thus was consummated the most
outrageous piece of legislation in the
interest of any individual the county
has ever seen.
All that is lacking to complete this
picture of the Big Four is a resolu-
ton making an appropriation to pur-
chase Iife-size statue of Bill Tweed
their patron saint.
I'VE are prompted to make this
lengthy statement at the solicitation of
many taxpayers, who are DESTROYS of
knowing the facts, and we hope that
the commissioners voting aye who.
for honesty, integrity and reform, bate
the divil,' will receive proper consider
alton. should they ever dare to again
ask the suffrages of tue people,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
HER GROWING BEAUTY

Within the flowing meshes of thy hair, i'm
perious maid ..7
A very dang rous ambush hath the crafty
Cupid laid.
His golden shield rejecting doth disclose his
cunning lair
While willy sun gods, smiling, seem to nest
securely there;
And every dying shadow echoes louc:
Beware BewaTe
Ny poor heart, bounding waywardwise, de-
teeteth not the snare,
And, caught in cruel Cupid's cage, It's thin e
entangled there,
Sweet maid. within thy hair.
But. ere kneel at Hymen's shrine,
To pray that may call thee mine
rain would know, . maid divine.
Are all those silken tire sses thines
-Argouauk
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
AN ANSWER.

Brother in pain thou are not all alone:
Thousands share with thee thy sad, weary
moan
Against 1.-The wingless hours with feet of
lead
/, too, lie stretched forever on bed
Which cannot move from the dark, grimy
wall
Where never freshened airs or sunbeams fall !:
While all the weary night must not dare
To turn or groan in pity for the worn
The weary sleepers. who, with toll o'er-borne
And hunger pangs, this couch with me must
share.
No. leave thy couch to me if Brother Death
Prefer thee first TO heaven; so may my
breath,
Drawn easier by hewindow heave this sigh
1.-THE angels make the bed where thou dost
liel'
The Academy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

SOCIALISM ties down the individual
at the beheSt of The many, and if given
prevalence in social affairs would not
always make people comfortable. In
New York there is an assembly of fe-
male members of the Knights of Labor,
called the Lady Gotham Association"
1t recently resolved that the male
Knights of Labor must break off their
practice OF dancing with non-union
women at balls, pienies, etc. They will
refuse social relations with those who
fail to comply with the demand. This
is the socialistic spirit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

PRESIDENT NoRTHRoP, of Minnesota,
is named as among those at the late
Congregationalist council in London
.'who helped raise the fame of America
for eloquence." The old stagers of
Great Britain are reported to have been
startled at the effective speaking of the
men from this side. They have DEPEw
there now, and it is not reported THAT
Ton REED disclosed his capacity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
Built in Superior.

To the Editor of the Globe:
Your editorial in this mornings
GLOBE on 1.-The 500 Canal'' is happily
opportune. but not quite correct. The
"whalebaek" ship Wetmore was built
at Superior. Wis, loaded with wheat
from an elevator in Superior. and sailed
for Liverpool from Superior.
THEO B. MIILS.
st. Paul, Aug.2.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

THE officers of county fair in Hill
nois offered ScHwEINFURTH, the Rock
ford Christ. nice sum to deliver tn e
address at the show. He rose up in his
patent-Ieather CATERS and wanted to
know if they took him for a pumpkin
head. No reply was made.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
TO.DAY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. Aug. 2-For Iowa: Fair;
northerly winds. becoming variable: slightly
warmer Dy Tuesday. For Minnesota: Slightly
warmer, variable winds, and generally fair
weather For North Dakota and South Da-
kota: Continued warm and fair weather. ex-
cept local showers in the afternoon; variable
winds. For Wisconsin: Continued fair
weather and northerly winds, becoming yari-
able; slightly warmer by Tuesday.
e.rNFRAr ORGANIZATIONS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

THE colored persuasion is taking a
full share of the honors of pugilism.
The "Black PearP' took the latest local
installment, and GEORGE DIXON, of the
same race, has established his claim to
the "bantamweight" championship of
the world.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

tutes we're doing duty in nearly all of
the pulplts except those where no call
to higher salary had been heard. But
the laborious minister, no doubt, enjoys
an outing quite as much as other people.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

THE embrace, even by telegraph, of
the Russian despot and the French rep
resentative of an extremely antago-
nistic system. with the popular acclaim
over the French idea at st. Petersburg,
suggests danger for the car.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

One of the prophets is already on
duty predicting a cold winter. because
the nut crop is unusually large. Per-
haps the big corn crop will count, as it
will make more whisky to keep people
warm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

IT HAS been decided by the supreme
court in Ohio that when the trolley
wires of the electric cars make trouble
for the telephone wires the latter mast
stand it. The trolleys have the right of
FaV
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

An ENGLISH bridegroom was lately
fined So and costs for toning up his wan
ing courage from flask during his mar
riage in church. Yet some speak of
England as free country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

THERE is a Chinese pugilist in San
Francisco who wants to fight SULLI-
VAN. There would be a prevalent
willingness for them to 90 to China and
fight to a finish of both.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03
GENERAL DESTINATIONS

LUcaI forecast for ST. Paul. Minneapolis
and vicinity: Northerly winds, becoming
variable, with warmer. fair weather.
z. F. Lyons, Local Forecast Official.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

THE wool question is making the way
of the McKinleyite hard in Ohio. The
Ohio article is down.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms TO
THE GLOBE. ST. Paul, Mimi.
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Eastern advertising Office, Room q
Tribure BUiIdj5o. New York.

Complete files of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference. Patrons aud friends are
cordially invited to visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

A friar. incensed at the peker-playing
proclyities OF brother friar. went so
far as to call atm chip-ai0i6. RocheSr
ter Post.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

TEI-WEEKLY-D DAILY - Monday. Wednesday
and FriGay)
! " in advance 81 90 & mos. in adv..S2 oo
) months in advance 81 %.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

A CIRCUIT of the churches yesterday
confirmed the impression that subSti-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

1vr in advance. 81 90 / mos. in adv. soc
m. in advance l 90 I mo. in adv. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE:
e wear, 81 SiX,mO.. 65c Three mo-, Soc
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Many AND SUNDAY,
srNDAy ALONE

inadvance. $40 90 mos IN adv. 50 80
1 m in advance 90 3 weeks in adv OO
one month Soc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-08-03

priety of each county official Insisting
on a ''gold watch with each package"
He used the word ''Steal' several
times III connection with our bid (the
word having been spoken by one of the
other bidders with reference to his own
bid. and he spoke it as if he fully I'M
derStood its meaning probably from
long familiarity-but we will dismiss his
senile and aSSinine remarks by simply
saving when we get ready to work a
..steai'' we will see that it is done be-
fore his term expires.
The Ramsey county taxpayer will
please paste this in his hat, as it is re-
ported that this dual expert and states
man in embryo threatens to inflict him
self on a suffering public as a candidate
for higher political honors, but we conf
IDENTITY hope the delegates will mot be
imported from st. Peter for the coca
sion.
When any commissioner becomes so
over-Zealous in the interest of any bid
der, he must not consider himself, like
Caesars wife, ''aboVe suspicion" And
this good young man, whom they say
can see through a ladder. can learn
valuable lesson from Macbeth, whose
proud ambition ''o'erleaped ltself.'
With one fell swoop he overrides
every preceuoHG THAT Has Ueen eStaD
lished by the board of county commits
sioners of Ramsey county and sets at
naught the opinions of experts who
have been in the printing business more
years than Mr.. Martin has been on
earth.
Commissioner McCarron injected
something about Conscience" duringa
lull in the proceedings; he was possibly
afraid he would wear his out il he voted
differently, not thinking he could get
another one, may be not as fully elastic,
of one of the rubber companies.
We were Informed before the bids
were put in that we didn't stand any
show unless we ''stood in" whatever
that may mean, and twentyfour hours
before the board met OH last Tuesday
that MIR. Burns had the contract. Other
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-20

and volunteered to turn states eFi-
dance. There was exhibited as their
Spoils four purses, with a lot of silver
dollars, gold watch and chain and two
rings, alleged to have been stolen from
the room of Maggie Smith. on Seventh
street, March "A last. McBain testified
that he was an inmate of the house, and
they had planned to raid the house of
Maggie Smith. Beckman went in and
had the girl to order bottle of beer.
McBain entered and secreted himself
under the bed of an adjoining room
while the girl stepped out into the hall
until Beckman left and the girl went to
supper. He then crept from his hiding
place, admitted McNally, and they went
through that and the adjoining room of
the girl, prying open the door with a
cold chisel, They procured two
rings, the watch and chain, and
little over S25 in silver.
They then joined Beckman on the
street. and went to lodging house in
Minneapolis, where they divided the
booty. They were arrested i'll Mime
apolis that night. The boys are all
young. McBain says he will be seven
teen in June, and has lived in the Davis
house where Maggie Smith had her
room, for over year. He seemed in
dlffereut to what may be done with him,
ana said all he cares for is for some
thing to eat and drink, and that he had
pleaded guilty. and the authorities
might send him up for as long as they
wanted to. All three of tie boys seemed
to be wearing bold front and never
hlnched during the trial. They wore
all appearance of bravado or indiffer-
ence.
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-20
HeZp yourself

LIeIp y0tTSeJ
if you're a suffering woman, with
the medicine that's been prepared
especially to help you Doctor
Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
It will do it where others fail.
For all the diseases peculiar to
the sex dragging down pains,
displacements, and other weak
nesses, it's a positive remedy. 1t
means a new life, and longer
one, for every delicate woman.
In every case for which it's rec
commended, it gives satisfaction.
It's guaranteed to do so.
It improves digestion, invig-
crates the system, enriches the
blood, dispels aches and pains,
produces refreshing sleep, dispels
melancholy and nervousness, and
builds up both flesh and strength.
It is, a legitimate naedScine-not
a beverage. Contains no alcohol
to inebriate; no syrup or sugar
to sour or ferment in the stomach
andscause distress. AS peculiar
In its marvellous, remedial results
as in its composition. Don't be
put off with some worthless COM
pound easily, but dishonesty, rec
commended to be 'just as good"
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-20
CAUGHT IN COURT.

The Bremen Lumber company has sued
Hans 2. Nelson upon mortgage note for
sos.
Robert T. Quisenberry has sued Thomas T,
Ow1ngs to recover S46S.O5 for legal services
and fees paid.
Haas against William T. Kirke ct al. was
tried by Judge Otis yesterday.
The trial of the action of The John Martin
Lumber Company against w. E. Howard ct
al. has been postponed until Monday.
Judge Brill sustained the demurrer to por-
lions of the answer in the cause OF Edwin W.
Fisher against William f. Alexander
Sahlgaard & Hobe have instituted an ac
ton against Cyrus J. Thompson and Thomas
X. Huddleston to recover 500 commissions
for selling real estate.
James C. Bailie has sued Calista A Delano
as eXecutriX of the estate of Francis R. Del
anO to recover S37.15 for goods sold F. r.
Delano in his lifetime.
Christina Anderson asks to be divorced
from adolf Anderson. They were married
at Chicago Jan q, 1SS2 The husband de-
serted his wife in March, 1888, without
cause.
The action Of Louis Anderson against The
Iemm, Fawcett & johnson Manufacturing
Company and Others to recover On q promis-
sorry note, was tried before Judge Kerr yes
terday.
The action of P. c. Hanford against Sarah
Z. Lathrop, Charles E. Lathrop, and others.
10 foreclose a mortgage, has been transferred
from Yellow Medicine county to Ramsey
county for trial.
Judge Otis has filed an order in the mechan-
les lien cause of Lucius Keene against Ed
ward {. Messer and others, in which it is de-
cided that lots IL and Il, block l, of Joseph
X. Weides addition, belonging to Messer,
shall be sold to satisfy the following liens
One in favor of Keene for S63. .35, and Glenn
ent Schenk for S1S0
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-20
THREE OF A KIND.

John P. Elmberg has sued the st. Paul City
Railway company TO recover SlO,100 damages
for Injuries sustained when boarding a cable
car on East seventh street, Feb. 81 last. The
car started while in the act of getting on the
rar, and, as he held to the rail, he was
dragged several feet, straining. his arm and
shoulder and brulsing him
Aman Cornfeldt has sued Charles +. Arrol
and James II. Farrell to recover ST.. .075 dam
ages for carrying away two sewing machines
on an alleged writ of attachment. 1t is
claimed by the plaintiff that his business as
tailor has been injured by the seizure in the
presence of customers.
The trial OF the personal injury case of
Molhe Singer against The st. Paul City Rail-
way Company is still pending in Judge
Bill court. The defense moved for new
suit yesterday after the evidence in behalf of
Mrs. Singer had been adduced. The motion
was denied and the defendant began its side
of the case.
St. Paul daily globe., 1891-05-20
LOOKS LIKE SUICIDE.
A Body Found, and It Must Be
That of Hammond.


That of Hammond.
1t is reasonably certain that the body
of Joe Hammond, who has been miss
ing since last Friday, has been found.
Hammond came to this city from Win
nipeg some weeks since in search of
work and applied for position as
mechanic with the Kansas City road.
He drank great deal while here. and
seemed respondent. His wife came to
the city last week under an appoint
ment to meet him at the union depot
but he failed to meet her, and she has
not seen him since, When the Float,
ing Bethel was moved yesterday after
hOOn from its mooring, at the foot of
Sibley street, the steamer which
changed her position agitated the water,
and body came to the surface which
was removed to the mOrgue under di-
rectIon of Coroner Quinn. The friends
OF Hammond were notified and viewed
the remains. DIR. Quinn said last
night that the body is undoubtedly that
of Hammond. William Hobey, friend of
Hammond was seen at the st. Denis
hotel last evening, but declined to talk
about the matter or to say directly that
the body is that of his friend, although
he tacitly admitted that it Is. The wife
of Hammond is still in the city stop
ping at one of the hotels, but had not
been notified last night of the finding of
the body. The news will be broken to
her this morning in as gentle manner as
possible,