St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-22
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

news of William j. Florence's death. On its
editorial page the paragrapher is allowed to
say, in the same issue: IF Bardweil Slote
Florence is still IN the land of the living, he
has many friends who would be glad to hear
of his recovery p. O." There is such thing
as being jus. trihe too clipper for the
credit OF decorum.
Anent the convention scramble the Chica-
go Herald says: 'In the meantime Chicago
says nothing but saws wood 1t is the silent
hog that gets the most swin.'' See here, do
you dare refer to the Republican natio nal
convention as ''swill:'
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An esteemed contemporary observes. al
most all of us know that paper is a non-con-
ductor of heat" it is evident our esteemed
contemporary never read a Chicago paper
during the recent journalistic debate on an
archy.
All. there, Elliott Fac-Simile Shepard. your
bosom friend, Matt Quay, is fishing on Sun
day.
One can almost hear that Crisp boom
crackle. But it does not crackle loud enough
to attract the attention of Congressman o.
Nj. Hall, OF Minnesota
A "three-dolIar shoe man" down East
wants to organize new party. Doubtless he
is leery of Uncle Jerry Rusk's threat to re-
store the duty on hides.
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New York has a water famine. Chicago
coal famine, South Dakota car famine.
Nothing particularly affects Sunrise Sig
nails except a cigar famine.
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The CONSOLIDATED Black Cat company
has recently been Incorporated at Fairhaven,
Wash, in the neighborhood of the Puget
Sound fur dealers. This combination has
been heard of before on the Western dra-
matte circuit 1t has played one-night stands
in ST. Paul, and was the principal induce
ment toward the organization of The Hys-
terical Bootjack company" incorporated
mainly for offensive and defensive purposes.
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With the discovery of odorless whisky it
would seem that Zola might write an odor-
less novel.
We are pleased to note that ex-senator Ed
munds has contributed to the columns of the
New York Times an able article on 1.-The
Spruce Gum Picker of Vermont" Hereto
fore the work of the humble spruce gum
picker has been. pursued mainly in Obscu-
rty. 1t has remained for Mr.. Edmunds 10
bring the spruce gum picker prominently be-
fore the public. and surround, what might
be looked upon as a rather monotonous life.
with golden flood of romance In this
tribute to the leading industry of Vermont
Mr. Edmunds stoutly attests his patriotic
loyalty to the state or his nativity.
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In what locality is situated down town"
oil
avenue know where it is or they think they
do. so Go ST. Anthony hill denizens; so d
citizens in the Midway district. Yesterday a
business man near the corner of Wabasha
and Eighth streets was heard to remark that
one of his clerks had gone down town"
Two men at the corner of Fourth and Waba-
sha separated one of them saying he must
''go down town. He referred to tbs whole
sale district, as thitherward he bent his steps.
Now to what point do the wholesale-and
Observation-Disclosures emigrate when they
"go down town.
The editorial nomination by the Boston
Globe of Gov. Russell for president is apro-
DOS and SeasonRble. Gov. Russell is, accord
ing TO all accounts, an extraordinarily fine
young man. But the generally accepted
statement that the early bird gets the
young man in getting the presidency of the
United States. Still, this boom or Gov. Rus
sells is a remarkably healthy one, and being
so very robust, constitutionally and other
wise. it bids fair to live for quite number
of years A strong. athletic presidential
boom is good thing to have in the family.
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At wedding down in the Blue Grass re-
gion the other night the church decorations
caught fire, burned up, women tainted and
the officiating clergyman jumped through the
window. But the bridal couple never stirred
an inch. The knot was not yet tied 1t is
difficult matter to bluff young couple on
matrimOny bent
s'The rising OF the Sioux this season has
been postponed owing to lack of yeast
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industrious researches among the historical
archives of this country reveal the fact that
the man with a standup collar can be
turned down as often as any one else.
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B. Harrison needs no cold storage for his
slaughtered ducks Let him but cast upon
them one of his hyperborean glahces, and
they will keep all the way home.
Tacoma goes San Francisco one better in
the bidding for the national Republican con-
vention. Tacoma not only offers to pay the
travelling expenses OF all delegates. but will
keep them a week after the convention
closes and try and sell them some real estate.
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Late dispatches from Washington indicate
that Minneapolis is still in it. anent the ma
tional Republican convention, and that her
chances of securing the honor are as good as
u-b Npan
placed on the card. Mime has not been
scratched or turned down. The only bad
break made so far appears to have been
waited down the corridors of time fresh
from the eloquent lips of the silver-iongued
Alden j. Blethen. who worked in neat little
differentiation speech for Jim Blaine
However the hoodoo may not be vital, but
the Minnesota delegation was unfortunate in
not having thrown its Jonah overheard be-
fore the special train arrived in Washington.
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Let me be the nominee and l care not who
locates the national Republican convention.
-Beranger Benjamin Harrison.
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Yesterday morning it looked like snow, but
it wasn't Further developments along to-
ward evening developed the fact that it was
nothing but measley slush.
As We go to press statistics show that there
are two and half gallons of whisky in ex-
istence for each man. woman and child in
the United States STILL we know not how
much of a reduction one day may accomplish.
MUSICAL MENTION.
Samual A Baldwin will give his usual free
organ recital al the Peoples church this
evening at Gas O'Clock The programme
will be as follows:
Fantaisie and Fugue, in A minor -. Richter
Alleo retto .......... Merkel
Sonata in E fiai NO. l.. Dudley Buck
Andanfe in ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .Guilmant