Telegram-herald., 1891-02-23
THE PRESS GANG

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tAaI. Iaen another N0laan nsaffseA
b ni and he soeelel down. The ugis
cloud mat hoYegs over Alm noe = tht
feal last tae session wall really clesg
soaae lnie and he Mi have a. wurk
a..afa. After tbe adloummtpi ~ last
= sslou he tolk q tour ID Alaska 10 sci
nls heated bfa4n. The ltnpefatgre of
tbst territory rose 10 sucn q degrees as
O. cause tallure "a tae iCe crop aila
tae whole Ulped Ststas sudeFeG lie
las heen persuaded not 70 do that aga = ,
aud Nhrn he sfts taoueh vita hls ioa
al tans5ng, he WI paciy hls turiA.ent
mentaia an tie Pacific coast ana has
slomac h.c u0taslness WITH q tasio oi the
s4mdN "a islands sandwiches belug
his layorts beverage. Qaeeu lii, a.,
hSs been warned in advance, Ter Harry
De- handsome.
Fred lsuGm. ol NeN York. trans
planted Mich ssn Il wer, ,s sIaall man
Ss8tn hg fepOIiofal ass 1nnlglt tur
TIE Grand Rapids hemoerst he covers
tnv Legislative neld, tN0 local held,
several outlying ten-aere uelds, besides
tie fertile fields ot fancy. de scoops
up everything anu dumps q. lnto the
l1emociats capacious columns. And
stil tae cry is ''-ore. more lie has
made leqmston on the basluess
manager ior a stCnograpAcr and Iype-
wrtsf-bul sAe hasn't arrived YET
l!ea-Ii YOU don't hike ibat name cali
hlm stewart, they're both current
keeps rNIng tie Democrat more. 4
tom column al smoke follows his
lerc.l-hc's the only man allowed -
smoke IN the hall-and the smell uf
combustion permeatcs tue crcnmlac nt
territory. lie grlnds ont news, sensa-
tons, fakes editorials and stores
win equal facility. lie Is tle Demo
Gratis mald Oh AL work-at any rate Tie
rest Of the gang thinks he's made 81 q.
WORK by the amon2t tDat the Democrat
gels out Of n.nl And Still he bnds
time 10 hold a committee cleIkship and
draw the salary. lie is & drsmatist ol
the modern school, and has several
PLAYS on the road 20 fame and fortune
If they get there before he does, be e2-
poets them TO announce hls immediate
arrival. lie knows more about New
/ York than Michigan, but he has 2 re.
markabie facility for absorbing Mlchf
/ gan ideas. And If ever las New Norb
! fancies fail 10 jibe with Michg gan facts
| lie expects the managing editor ot the
/ Democrat t. dash ln a l4t.ie Wolverine
flavor. Fred Is a faycr.tc. lie and
I "Brlt" are chums.
George \ Dyer. Of the Associated
/ Press aud the Lansing Republican,, i.
! the only hoy IN blue" ID the gang
/ But there is nothing blue about MS IA
| ture. lie il one Of the happlest spir.t'
/ and one OF the most hopeful men about
! the capitol. lie expects to elec. jim
! Blame president some Of these days
! lie commenced the jObsomc time SINCE
bat Cleveland and Burchard knockel
| ms plans galley west. Bat st!ll h,
doesn't despair. He's going 10 maxi
! jim Blaine president lu tins world O
| the next. lie halls from the same sat
| rs Blame, but Blame commands *
/ much more of his love and stlectlO.
taan the State does, that be cannot b
prevailed upon 10 abandon JIM, al
/ though ne left Name tor Mich gan. J
YOU want TO see Overs handsome, Sari
eye brighten up, Just speak word 20
praise OF the great American states
man, who invented the reciprocal n
| tachmcnt 10 American protection. !
| Dyer had Culv iwO seconds TO catch
tram, lie would stop 10 talk OF Blaln
and then eaten the tram IN spite Of nl
! mechanical leg. lie served ~ The : s..t'
Maine, with whole hide, unta ~
venlbcr, 1868. In the scrlmmagr a
Rappahannock station, the rebels ha'
the audacliy TO dcspoll hm of las rigl
I leg and he retired from active service
None of his patriotism was knocted ou
of h3m. however. and today De
prouder Of the leg DE hasn't cot tha'
of the one that 4 ,ioya iiv STOOD by hiW
Ine present family arrangement n 90
executive department OF Michigan G4s
Tcnscd with Dyors services. Iie nol