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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
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More interesting news comes from Sioux Falls,
South Dakota 1t is to the effect that certain
Mfr, Nina Hubbard of Red Bank, q. j., has just
been granted a divorce from her husband; and
that she will in a few days marry George Brown,
of Sioux Falls To the uninitiated, of course, this
does not seem important, and of itself it is not
important, but as it marks the beginning of the
work of the South Dakota Matrimonial Adjustment
Co.. il is of the greatest importance
The South Dakota Matrimonial Adjustment
Co. was incorporated under the laws of that
State in September, and is empowered TO do q
general business in dissolving and contracting
marriages Its motto is From Court 10 Altar, y
and it aims 10 supply every requisite for its
client from the moment of dissatisfaction with
the existing arrangement till it throws an old shoe
of a second husband-of course furnished by the
company. When woman finds out that her hus-
band is a brute, as she must sooner or later, it
being impossible TO fool the sex always, she has
simply 10 notify the Adjustment Company and
give herself no further uneasiness. OF course the
company is prepared 10 give equally satisfactory
service TO its male clients, though it expects the
bulk of its business from women. Indeed, il Is
quite prepared to take hold Of the case for both
husband and wife when defence is made, or when
each desires TO apply for relief and conduct both
cases TO "a successful close.
Perhaps we may best make clear the workings
of the company by taking supposiutious case and
following It through Becoming convinced that
she wishes divorce, the lady will drop line
TO the nearest branch Of the company. with q
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

A crisis in the business Of the State Board OF
Canvassers will be reached to-day. 1t will be
five days this evening since their work was be-
gun, and if they decide that, under the law, the
canvassing must be completed within that period
it is possible that some extraordinary measures
may be taken. Attorney General Tabor has ex-
pressed the opinion that the State canvass need
not be finished d the five days. That the Board
will defy the courts and award certificates to
the Democratic claimants to seats rghtfully Re-
publican is not to be believed in advance of the
actual doing of it. We prefer to think that the
Board will act in an orderly and regular manner,
in spite of Hills buldozing and revolutionary
tactics
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
shoes, for you've got on old ones. And thu a.. :
behind the cellar door. / 1t there Eve rs 49,

behind the cellar door saw It there sssS s s
ago.
Now mother said Aubrey In " InIr,pa A..
have you looked at that axe How d. you su,
/ can cut wood with al axe that has edge IILnvss
coast line OF North America liarpers Young RopI'
Talk about the Bible in the schools being h..
ing question, II Isn't circumstance to the ontm y
tho schools. And ye: this very question ha 49,.
raised IN Chicago with reference 10 the two ebassa
OF X. II. Grinnel, OF No. 220 Arteslan.ave wbo .
to school the other day pslpably smcisns Of ocI,.
Their teacher, Miss Merrill, afcr consulting win !.
Dodge the principal, sent the children home ana ~.
them TO stay home until they had learned 10 oyeyo..
the onion habit. Well may we ask In omlRous t.,
What are we coming to when the Hbcries OF -
people arc thus trampled under foot. With s,h
spirit abroad IN the land. no one IL safe Tha.
may even come to such pass that the who 49,.
u smoking fve-ecn Ggar into an elevated car ma.
be requested TO get out.
A MsGt. -she-why didn't your friend, Dashsv,.
come 10 the whist party
Hell believe he had some difficulty about eet...
she~why, didn't his tailor send 1T in timei
He-Oh, that wasn't II. There didn't happen IN n.
one I'm the place that would III hm.-(CiohIcr ~
Furpsher.
Apropos OF the general impression In Boston Tia.
Father Han will leave the order Of Cowley Fsth.
and come back 10 Boston. The Boston Transesns,
says: Already 1t has been suggested that no Ss.,
person than he to occupy the Trinity chaneel could 4.
selected. His assignment 10 that post Of duty woun
require changes perhaps too radical TO expect al Az
time, although the number Of Father Halls admire,
among the worshippers at Trinity Is very large'
II has been computed that in single cubic foos 4,
the ether which nils all space there are locked "
O.0O0 foot tons OF energy which have hitherto ~
capped notice. To unlock this boundess sore az
subdue 1t TO the service Of man IS task which await
the electrician of the future. The latess researebs
give well founded hopes that this vast stOrehouse !,
power Is not hOpelesrly inaccesslbe.-(Na IRE '"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
TWELVE PAGES.
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

Foreign.-The Duke of Clarence, eldest son OF
the Prince of Wales, was betrothed to Princess
Mary of Teck. Whitelaw Reid, United
States Minister to France, in an interview gave
IN account of the negotiations resulting In the
removal of the prohibition of American pork in
France go BY an explosion of iiredamp seventy
three miners were killed in mine at ST. Etienne,
France - The body of Dom Pedro lay in state
in Paris.
Domestic Members of the Duchess County
Board Of CanvaSsers were in consultation with
Governor Hill in Albany last night - a
lunatic plunged from bridge at Rochester fifty
feet into the Genesee River and was rescued alive.
The Civil Service Commission made its
annual report. - The. Secretary of the Navy
made his annual report TO the President. -
Serious charges were made in a stockholders suit
against directors of the Hale and NOrcross mine.
City and Suburban.-W. ID. SOuthwOrth, an &C
centric man, arrested on suspicion of COM
plicity with the murderer who tried 10 kill Rus
sell Sage by dynamite. - man was arrested
for threatening to kill retired merchant if he
did not hand over $500. - Mrs Besart de-
livered lecture in Chickering Hall on theosophy
and occultisln. - Chauncey NJ. Depew talked
about the remarkable progress made in erecting
the Worlds Fair buildings in Chicago.
The Weather.-Foiecast for to-day: Warm and
cloudy, with little Tain followed by colder.
clearing conditions Temperature yesterday :
Highest, SO degrees; lowest, AZ; average, as Is.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
"A DIVIDED PREFERABLE PARTY.

From The Boston Journal o,,,
rhera ,s n to,erabls approach TO an agrcemen,,
(among The Democratic papersl upon the necessity s
pushing the tariff question to the tp ncIp 1d' which the
paty sha occupy and the form In which u sh
It's policy there wide ya hse ln TN the View o.
tSat rohnst rsnTesentave OF Western democracy az,
M Tn sAs eSsa'f and SO Ss S
W VIZ nh rasiern pspers as "The New-f0rk llhrs
and The springfield Republican which sdvoss,e -.
putting 10 ward q lite bills aimed at speeih0
~ tha tariff
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
SUBMITTING THE REPUBLIC.
From The Albany Express.


The New-York Tribune is mot an alarmist paper
Accordingly, the article printed In another conh
under the heading HUI as Dictator shouia ,,I,sn
tho thoughtful consideration OF every patrote rn
The day after the Duchess County Board o. - -
vassers made the infamous effort TO steal lae Ss
clared that IL an act OF revolution. TINS ssmI n
to be strong statement, but now that he eo,rst.d
considered calmly and coolly, it Is generally I,nson
The Tribune says Mr.. Hill is the mosp e IsS,
agency in the Republic. The Tribune Is ns"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Investigated is going TO be the Democratic
watchword at Washington this winter Fort
unately. the Republicans have no reason to dread
the turning of the lights upon their record. But
Democratic investigation is the furthest possible
remove from impartial inquiry 1t will be moth
ing if not partisan. Its sole object will be the
accumulation of capital for the Presidential
year. The American people are shrewd enough
and honest enough to estimate it accordingly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

nrices are natural The market for wool seems
little better. though in mems wear wooilens ITO
change is seen Perhaps the building trades snow
more shrinkagc than other Industries, ana these
affect many manufactures, but in view OF the ex'
tensive building in recent years, and the eight-hour
demand by trades-unons some pause in TINS de-
nartment may be both reasonable and desirable
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
is CANADA READY FOR THIS STEP

From The TOstOn Journal.
There be no reciprocity With Canada until IA
agreement is reached TO maintain 1oin tariff asanst
Europe This Is a proposition that Is substantsB
undsputcd, and IL means that Canadas tarh must pc
assInilatcd TO that Of the United states. For under
reciprocity the two countries would be for all COM
merclal purposes country.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

like undertakings. The only safe thing to do
with people who indulge in dire threats is to get
them put under restraint with as little fuss as
possible, 50 that the question of their insanity
may be passed on, and proper measures taken
to restore their mental balance.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Governor Hills long speech at Elmira is spoken
of as his manifesto on the eve of his departure
for Washington This seems TO I've erroneous
Hill has made up his mind to hold on TO the
Governorship for nearly four weeks longer, IN
defiance of decency and public opinion, and there
is no certainty that he will not make several
more speeches for the purpose Of concealing his
views on various subjects.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
ONE PERIL OF EMlNEycE

From The Chicago News u,s,,.
DIR Halls narrow escape furnishes another Inssns
tlon Of one of the penalties OF goodness ana ~ On
which the American people remember sadly IN '"o '"
az two mnrtyred Presidents.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Mr. Sage is to be congratulated not only upon
his escape from dreadful death, but also upon
the possession Of courage and equanlmlty, ana
strength of body and mind truly remarkaoie IN
q man of his age.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Yesterday was good day for everybody and
everything, but those persons were peculiarly
fortunate who were able 10 spend it with clear
conscience in the country. Such combination
of tone and softness in the atmosphere is as rare
as it is delicious
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

The slow but steady recovery of Mr.. Cyrus w.
Field from physical and mental prostration Is
witnessed with great satisfaction by his fellow
citizens 10 whom his misfortunes and distresses
have brought a vivid realization Of what the
whole world owes him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
A GRACIOUS RECOGNITION.

From The Chicago Inter Ocean ~ 4,
The NewY0rk newspapers have got IN us onnteract
European countries and Il Is uphill work TO eos Ths
their baleful influence. IL is but Just 20 e ve oppo
| New-York Tribune has not been among 'ns s'
| nents OF the Worlds Ealr.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
WE CAN'T THINK OF ANY THIS MINUTE.

From The Baltimore American.
How many OF the men named TO iii the place OF ex.
Speaker Tom Reed will be able 10 NIL his snoe'
wear the mantle that falls from his shoulders
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
THE REST WAY TO GET WELL.

From The Boston Herald A.. Ma
Mr. Bialne's physician frankly allows ,nas and
NOT by medicines. Here Is q model NJ d. ou'
DO the apothecares think about III
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

A SAFE POLITICAL FORECAST
From The Baltimore American. IA
Presidential predictions for 1892 are pssm ali is
interesting, but the safest prophecy OF nusir n
that the men nominated at Minneapolis VIII WIZ
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

The outcome of the Speakership contest is
"mighty uncertain" Through the seventeen bal
lots taken on Saturday the contestants main
tanned their relative positions in a surprising way.
II seems apparent that the leaders have less to
hape rilan the two candidates who stand next be-
low them, and it is noticeable in to-days dispatches
that the friends of both Springer and McNlllin
are in high feather. Springer himself is certain
that he will be winner. The balloting will be
resumed to-day, and the interest in it will be
even greater than on Saturday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07
1meex 10 ADVERTISEMENTS.
Bnsinrss Notices.

Keeps Dress Shirts TO measure, for SO. None
better at any price. 800 and Sn Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

The Lid Congress meets to-day under inter-
esSfng circumstances. There is a strong proba-
bility of deadlock over the Speakership in the
House, which will prevent the transaction Of
business in the Senate as well, and delay the
transmission of the Presidents message. Any
way, the House has such big Democratic ma
jorty that its sessions will almost inevitably have
a good deal of the bear garden character. In the
Seit Q there will be an unusually large influx
of new members, and the reorganization of the
committees will be the centre of attention for
several days AS for legislation, no reasonable
man looks for much of value in that line, with a
Republican Senate and an overwhelmingly Demo
cratic House.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Secretary Tracys annual report abounds in in
teresting information concerning the Navy De-
partment A good part of it is devoted to the
new naval vessels built and building, as to
which there is nothing but good to report The
question of armor is also considered at length.
What the Secretary says regarding the CHILEAN
revolution, the Itata affair and allied subjects
will command particular attention. In reference
TO further additions to the Navy, General Tracy
insists that there should be no departure from
the policy pursued up to this time in the build
ing of large armored vessels. 1t is wise, COM
prehensiye policy on which we have entered in
making new Navy and it is one that should be
steadily adhered to.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-12-07

Mr.. Conrad Harris took precisely the right
course in informing the police of threatening
letter received by him. II came from man
who demanded $500, and said that unless his
request was granted, Mr.. Harris would be =" the
next Russell Sage" The man was promptly
taken into custody. Doubtless he is insane. He
will be examined soon as to his mental condition.
II is evident that he was directly melted to the
course he took by the startling occurrence at No.
IL Broadway on Friday Such affairs are apt
to affect weak-mnded men, and to spur them 10
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-12-19
THE MINING WORLD.

A mountain OF mica is reported to have
zen discovered on the Canoe river, about
800 miles north Of the British Columbia
boundary line
The only purely platinum mile In ex.
istence has been discovered in Oregon
This mineral usually occurs IN conjunction
with other minerals.
An electric drill In an Idaho mine 70.
Gently performed the feat OF boring a 2.
inch hole through twenty feet Of solid
granite In four hours.
More than 20. 900, 900 pounds OF ore have
been shipped from Silver City, N. NJ. Co
outside smelters Ia the past six months.
aud over 5. 900 900 pounds OF ore are be.
ing treated In the works there per month.
In some parts Of the Colorado desert
water boils up from springs which are sur
rounded by circular hillocks OF carbonate
OF lime from four TO eight feet In height
the material OF which has been deposited
from the flowing fluid. The latter Is 40
highly charged with gas that IL Is difficult
20 keep corks In bottles filled with IL. II
seems queer 10 iind In such desolats
country real soda water fountains supplied
by nature.
A prospector In Montana has found a
strange mineral thnS taxes nro And con.
sumes itsslf whom exposed 10 the air
When taken from the ground II has much
the appearance Of iron ore and "a quite as
heavy. Tho first that was taken Qua was
piled up near the shaft one evening aud
the next morniag was found 70 be snok.
ing. IL continued u grow hotter until 10
arrived almost at white heat, remaining
In that condition several days, after which
Il gradually cooled on IL was then found
20 be but half It's first weight and rcsem.
bled much the Fragments Of metsors that
are found on tho surface
Nearly every state west Of thu Rocky
mountains has her Lost Cabin mine. bat
Idaho has her Lost Telluride. Capt Bled-
400 and Abort Holmes, Of Haley, spent
sin weeks In Deadwood Basin, sheep
Mountain, Cape Horn and Stanley Basin
where they went 10 look for ledge which
Capt. Bledsoo heard OF Ia 1881. Two men
travelling through that country In 1879
picked up some orc and had IL assayed Ia
Boise City. The returns showed s42, 900
per ton. tho ore being telluride Que Of
the men died during tho following winter
aud tho other was drowned In the rapid
mountain streams In 1881, while ON his
way 10 locate tho Claim.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-12-19

Let's oftensr talk OF noble deeds.
And rarer OF the bad ones.
And sing about our happy days.
And not about the sad ones
We are not made 10 fret and sigh.
And when gricf sleeps. 70 wake H.
Bright happiness is standing by,
This life is what we mako IL.
Let's find the sunny side OF men
Or be believers In H.;
A light thero Is IN every soul
That takes the. pains 10 win H.
oh, there Is siumbering good Ina all,
And we, pcrchance may wake it;
Our hands contain the magic wand;
This life Ia what we make IL.
Then here's 10 those whose loving hearts
shed light aud JOY about them
Thanks be TO them for countless gems
We meier had known without them.
Oh this should he happy world
To all who may partako IL;
The faults our own IL II Is not
This life is what we make IL.
Boston Investigator.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-12-19

Long Hair aud Beard Were AN Abomi-
nation.

In Greece during the heroic ages
men wore their hair and boards long
which SO disguised the clearly and
clean-faced Egyptians that II we are
10 credit Herodotus. no one OF either
sex OF the latter nationality would on
any account kiss the lips OF Greek.
make use OF his knife, hit spit and
cauldron or taste the meat OF an ami
NAL which had been slaughtered by
his hand
Ii must not be inferred from this
that the Greeks. in the early days Of
their being. were altogether bar
barians. but they were certainly not
civilized not so we'll acquainted with
the arts OF peace and war--as the
Egyptians, until long alter they had
made their mark in history.
The love OF the beautiful was there.
no doubt but IL had not ye. manifested
itself and raised the social character
OF the people.
Ii required the soitening and hui
manizing influence and intercourse
with more liberal races such AS Egyp-
tians and Pheniclans. 10 one or the
other OF whom they are indebted for
much that they possessed.A
IL would seem that In the matter OF
personal adornment they derived the
beginnings from the Egyptians. and
that they improved upon these begin
nings AS their own sense of the fitness
OF things developed into passion for
the beautiful The arrangement OF
the hair they and their women carried
eventually TO tho highest point OF ar
dstic excellence --Gentlemans Maya
zine
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-12-19

Nearly quarter Of all cases OF insanity
are hereditary.
0ypsies originally came from India. not
Egypt, as Is usually supposed
The first steamship to cross the Atlantic
was the Rising Sun, In tho year 1918
The largest known moth il the giant
atlas. native of China the wings OF
which measure nine inches across.
A vegetable cartridge shell, which Is
entirely consumed ia firing, is now coming
into general use In the French army.
The elderberry bush frequently grows 20
large proportions In the West In Los
Angeles, Cal, there was abush the stump
OF which was thirty -four inches Ia diane.
ter.
farmer living near Eugene, Ore, has
raised the largest potato on record. Il Is
a Burbank seeding and weighs AZ
pounds, IL Is inches long and iS inches
around.
A New Jersey man has invented a re
poater that can DO attached, ut small ex
pense, TO any watch. which will strike the
hours and every minute Of the first five
following the hour.
A car inspector on the Reading railroad
who was killed at Ashland Pa, recently,
was the possessor IL appears OF Brooklyn
property worth from $3.50, 900 TO $500, 900.
lie never referred TO bis wealth, aud pre-
ferred 10 live laborers life. He was
not "A miser and was well liked by the peo.
Pile with whom he lived.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1891-12-19

Recipe how 10 compose n sermon.
by DIR. Snlter. master OF tho Charter
house. l76i-l777;--''Tako some scraps
out OF the best books you have, weigh
them and slft Thorn Thoroughly. then
Govido them into three parts. for de-
viding them into more Is generally
thought 70 crumble them too much.
Work them well and handle them
neatly. but neither mince or chop
them. Season the whole with due
proportion OF salt put In nothing that
Is too hard or ditiicult to digest but
LET Il all be clear and candid; Il should
have some fire. for that will raise Il
aud prevent It's being heavy. You
must garnlsh II with few flowers.
but not so thick as 10 hide the sub
stance. Take care It's not overdone