The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-28
BRIGHT BITS.

How DOES Hen. Peck take married lfeY'
so, ! guess he takes it according to direc-
tons. Puck.
HE-May hope?
She-Yes; if you will promise never to refer
to the matter again Life.
I'LL Bet" said Chollie, Judging from the
way these Il ousers shrink the wool was shorn
from an unusually timd lamb. "--Euck.
IT is strange how man will himself admit
that he is a TOOL, yet if any one else tells him
so h win get hopping mad right away.-BoSton
Herald
ST. AGEDoRE-I think Miss Maze is a perfect
poem.
De Mascus-f know it. At least she's a-verse
to me.--.St Joseph Ners.
PARROT Ito Irishman)-where did you get
Pat-An, me foine bhird, yer color is all that
saves yel-BrookIyn Life.
ExHoRTER-Brother, do you want to be
saved?
Young Brother absent mindedly)-Anything
in 1t ?--Mtllcdukee Sentinel
POLICEMAN move on.
Loater-'Fraid wouldn't do it to suit. you.
You know, if you want a thing well done you
must do it yourself.-Blt6ato Express.
YES. he dresses in correct enough taste, but
his m anners are just outrageous"
There's no anomaly about that. You see,
his cloth S are made by his tailor" --IildidnaD-
oils journal
Mrs. WEDGEwoop-I know I'm cross at times.
John, but if had my life over again to live
would marry you just the same.
Mr.. Wedgewood-I have my doubts about it,
my dear.-EDoch.
WHY do you call these cigars Flora Debut
ante?n
Because they cost like the mischief and are
all the time going out, said paterfamilias rue
fully.-Aeee York Sun.
IT may be all right in scholastic point of
view to reduce the collegiate course at Harvard
| to three years. but how can they expect to make
| a stroke oar or football rusher in that space of
time?-Bostop Transcript.
Pooh Jones' ague works him woe
| Aud is the source of many an ache,
And, strange it never leaves him, though
It's always giving him the shake.
-SOmerUiHe Journal.
HE-I hear you attend the Oratorio Society s
performances Were you present at the "Crea-
| tion?'
She Gndignantly)-Is suppose that you will next
want to know il / sailed in Noah's ark.-Amert-
| can.
upon what do you base your assertion that
| the Heslingburys are not people of refinement
why, we have just engaged waitress highly
recommended by them, aud she actually sets the
| table with teaspoons for the peas. "-Hdrper's
Bazaar.
DID you ever read Walt Whitman's Leaves
| of GRASP" said Serbs.
Yes, replied Scrubs.
'How did it strike your"
''As if somebody ought to run a lawn-mower
over il" Wash tngton Post.
OFFICE BoY--Mr. Watts brought back your
um breller Just now. Said it looked like rain.
| an ne thought he might need it,
Potts-All right o, say, Johnnie, if Watts
| inquiries for me any time during banking hours
| tell him I'm not n.-indidndpotiS Journal.
MAMMA, what made the preacher keep saying
| something about his earsg" asked George II
didn't hear him say anything about them, -
Sa d mamma.
well, he said, %, my hearers and thought
| that meant his ears. Youths Companion.
WHAT did you break the window for?" asked
the court.
Il didn't intend to do il, your honor. Ask the
policeman if did"
mo sir" corroborated the officer; "he was
! throwing the brick at his wife. Philadelphia
Times