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Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1891-08-20
OUR ADVERTISERS,

Clothing, Furnishings, Etc.
Waterbury One Price Co,
D. Hawley,
Cooperative Tailoring Co,
j. B. Mullings,
NJ. Kaiser & Co.
Boston Clothing Co.
Benjamin Sedgwick.
John SemroW.
M. Wersba.
Dry. Goods, millinery, Etc.
E. L. Turner,
Miller & Peck,
l. Chase,
Reid & Hughes,
Conlon Bros.
Boots, Shoes, Rubber Goods.
E. J. Finn,
Damon & Shippy,
W. L. Douglas,
G. R. Dodge,
Furniture, ETC.
Waterbury Furniture. Co,
J. NJ. Burial,
Elkins & Wake,
Groceries, Feed, sEtc.
John B. Vallee,
w. N. Ladd,
Comeau, Blanchette & Co.
Teas, Cofrees, Etc.
Great A. & P. Tea Co,
Union Tea Co,
J. F. Phelan,
Butter, Eggs, Cheese.
Boston Butter House,
Drugs and Medicines.
Brooklyn Drug store,
James E. Rowe,
J. P. Nugent,
Peoples Drug store,
G. K. Kilbride & CO,
B. Bossidy.
:Tobacco-and Cigars.
Paul Asheim,
DR. Ryder,
New York Dental Parlors.
Watches and JeweIry.
Lake Strobel & Co,
H. G. Chatfeld,
Hardware, e
D. B. Wilson,
f. B. Field,
P. j. Bolan,
Kelly, the Baker
TrOtt, Lawton & Co.
Brennan, the Baker.
O'Brien Brothers.
Penmanship.
P. E. Holly,
Laundr1es.
E. R. Davis & Co,
Wall Paper, Painting.
L. F. Haase,
Valentine Bros,
Pianos, Musical Merchandise.
briggs & Smith Co,
Shoninger & Co.
r. ~ Dye House.
H. M. Kelly,
Insurance, Etc.
f. A. Granniss,
L. j. Moran.
New and Second Hand House.
M. Ehrlich,
Railroads.
N. Y, N. H. 8. H.
N. Y. & N. E.
M. w. & G. R.
Restaurants.
Kingsley & Burke,
Amusements.
S. BOIL,
UnuofGak1n&s
John Moriarty,
j. M. Burial & Co,
w. F. York.
Mrs W. F. Dillon.
James Mulville.
Physicians and Surgeons.
DR. G. w. S. Frost,
DR. Gill,
Real Estate.
D. H. Tierney,
T. J. Moran.
Sample Rooms.
James E. Watts,
T. H. Hayes,
James w. Hodson,
Harvey Brothers,
w. HI. Casey.
"The Windsor" j. G.. Srahan.
Collins & Magner.
w. L. Fruin..
John Leo.
Coal and Wood.
City Lumber and Coal COL
M. Kennedy,
Frank Miller & Co,
A. Dallas,
W. J. Snow,
Brewers.
Hellmann & Kipp,
Paper.
r. E. Hitchcock & Co,
Carpets. and Upholsterln9.
Elkins & Wake,
L. Schulke,, .r
Proprietary Medicines.
Lydia Pinkhsm Vegetable Compound
Novelty:storo.
I. 81. Kamak,
Shorthand and Typewritings
Miss H. L. Nation,
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COMMERCIAL.
SACRAMENTO MARKET.

SACRAMENTO, November 9th.
FRUIT-Lemons-Sic $s@8 so g box;
Island; Cocoanuts, S7@S; Mexican Oranges
81 2 box; Pineapples, 90 cents each, 81 {
dozen; Peaches, 40G60c p box; Nectarines
75caSl abox; Plums, 5Oc(9S1 .25 e box; Bart
lett Pears, 81 80 2 box; Apples, oo(g|oc 2
box for Green, and 75c@$1 for Red;
CANNED GOODS-Assorted Table, SI 6o9
] 70; Apples, 81 90; Apricots, 81 so; Black.
berries. 81 7511 So; Cherries, 81 9592 80
Currants, 50 rs; Goose5erries, 81 S0G1 80
Muscat Grapes 81 4o@1 so; Plums, 81 40
Ounces, 81 70; Strawberries, 50 90.
FFS-Flour, So 20 z Dbl; Oat
meal 1O-Ib sacks, SIC q 10; 50 25 q 1oO-Lt
sacks; Cornmeal, white, S3 2 1o-tn sacks; vel
low, So 60 q 25-b sacks; Crackei Wheat, -
= on sacks; So rs p 1o0-b sacks; Hominy
SO rs p 10-b sacks; 50 90 p 1OO-1 SACKS
Graham. So rs 2 1o-fh sacks; 81 627a 3
VEGETABLES Onions, Silyersllins, 95c@
81 p cwt; Egg Plant, 3@4c; Tomatoes, BOG
60c 2 box; Corn, Sweet, 81 per sack Clo-
bage, 65G90c p 100 lbs; Carrots, 5O96Oc g
100 MS: Turnips, new, 75c 4 sack; buncu
vegetables, 1216c p doZ; Parsnips, S1g1 90
Beets, 766S1; Horse Radish, 1Oc T. 10; Garuc,
Pers, 25@3oc; Green Peas, common, 202c;
do, sweet, 3q4c; Potatoes, new crop, ooGooci
Peerless 6O67Oc Burbanks, 6O@65c; Centen-
NAL, 5O66oc b ctl: Celery, 75c p doZ; string
Beans. 465c: summer Squash, Sc; Cauli-
flower, 81 p doZ; Green Peppers, o9oc z 10,
Okra, l215Gg1 sc; Red Cabbage, Sc q ID: Sweet
Potatoes, S21 1OeGl 20.
DAIRY PRODUCTS Butter, VALLEY, 28@ SO
30c p ID; Fancy Petaluma, 30@321ac 2 Io
Eastern Creamery, fancy, 25@2 &c; PACKED
In irkins, choice, 23G25c; picked roll, 261aq
275zc; common, 1212913 q ID; Cheese, Gail
fornia, 1091lc; Young America, ld@ 12c
Eastern Cream, &c; Llmburger, lSCgSoc
genuine Swiss, 32L@35c; American Swiss
2Ic; Martins Cream, I7@l SC; Eggs, 30@35c
Eastern, fresh, 25926c; old storage, 23g24c
POULTRY-Dealers' prices: Live Turkeys
hens, 15c; gobblers, 11@12c; dressed. lag
15c; full grown Chickens, 5000 90 q aoH
4; tame Ducks. S4@5; Pekin. So95 90
Geese, S2@2 25 p pair
GAME-Quail, $l@1 20 q doZ; Hare, 20@
35c 2 pair; CottontailS, 20@35c; RaDDlts, 2t
@25c; Gray Geese, 50@6Oc; Brants, 25@3
White Geese 2o@25c; Maliards, 5o@65c
6l35c; small Ducks, 2O@25c.
HAY, GRAIN AND tEED-Oat Hay, II
@17 = ton; Alfalfa, do, 11912 p ton; b. an
$21 = ton: Middlings, $23 p ton; Barley
whole, paying 81 1O@1 20; rolled, 81 30
Wheat tchoice millingl, paying 81 90 = cWt
Rye, 81 20; Tame Oats, 81 rs; Corn, payln.
81 20@1 20; White Wild Oats, S2@2 70
cwt.
MEATs-Beef, sc: Mutton, Sc; Lamb, &c
Veal. large, 51a@6c; small, sc; hogs, 40
@I5c; California, 111ac; Bacon-Light Med Medl
urn, 91ac; selected do, Ice; extra light, 1870
extra ngnt, boneless, 131aC9141ac.
MISCELLANEOUS Seeds = Alfalfa, new
crop, 6@714c; Timothy, Eastern 5q6c; POI
Clover, LOG lie; Red Top, 6@7c z ID. Nuts
Chile Walnuts new, 11@12c; California al
nuts. HOBO; Almonds, new. 15c; Peanuts
California, 6@7c; Eastern, 6g7c. Lard
California, cans, S1a@9c; Eastern, $40 Zoe
heavy steers, Sc; heavy COWS, &c; dry, &c
TEilOW, :31Sc.
The record-union., 1891-11-10

I'D ICDIuN WONDERFUL GERMAN
Uh. LlEDlU ! INVIGORATOR. = weak
men and women should use
DR.. Liebig's Wonderful German Inyieorator
No. l. The greatest tonic for the brain and
nerves, gives health and strength to the re-
productive organs and cures nervous debility.
impaired development in youth, premature
decay IN old, seminal weakness, gleet. InviG-
orator No. 2 cures bladder and kiuney dis.
eases and leucorrhea, prostatorrhea the COM
plication preventing the cure of above com.
plants. To prove its merits q 81 bottle given
or sent free. Call on or address DR.. LIEBIG
CO.. Specialists for Diseases of Men. zoo
Geary street san Francisco. dHW
The record-union., 1891-11-10

The Capay Valley Land Company is offering the
most 1ere lands in this beautiful valley upon terms which
enable the purchaser to pay for the land its own
product VIZ Interest only for five years at per cent
ne only condition imposed is, that reasonable pro-
portion OF the land purchased shall be planted to fruit
trees or vines. Land may be bought without this
condition on payment of 20 per cent. cash and re-
naming 50 per cent at the end of five years. with in
terest annually in advance per The various
tracts owned BY the Capay Valley Land Company have
been SubdlVded into and lots, which are for
sale at prices varying from $50 to $3.50 per acre SINH
lar unEnProved land in Vaca Valley has recently been
sold at $500 and $500 per acre,
These Capay Valley lands under the most favor
able climatic conditions for the prosecution of profitable
fruit growing and the locality has proved itself to be
from the companys vineyard at Cashmere was picked
dried and shipped to Chicago and Philadelphia before
the Fresno County grapes were ripe.
he railroad passes through all Of the tracts owned by
the Capay Valley Land Company, thus insuring excel
lent shipping facilities and land may now be purchased
n the immediate proximity OF either of the following
stations Capay, Cadenasso, Surrey, Gunda Sauterne
Cashmere Or Rumsey.
At many OF these places fine orchards of the choicest
and earliest varieties of peaches and apcos may already
be seen and during the coming season considerable a-
dltonal acreage will be planted olt One of the recent
sales made by the company that OF the Tancred
tract, containing GOO acres to colony association.
This tract has been subdvded into forty holdings all of
which will be planted to fruit trees this season
The fine orchards the Gunda Tract, where 400
acres have been sold especially worthy Of MENTION
and it significant fact that several Of the blocks are
owned by successful Vaca Valley rutgrowers, who e-
pect to make their earliest shipments from here.
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Ioo much stress cannot be laid upon the great adj
vantage to the fuitgrower of being in early locality.
In most it makes the difference between success
and failure. The industrious orchardst of Capay Valley
may assured that he will derive all the benefits gained
by the first fruit shipments of the season. and that 90
acres of this rich land when the trees in bearing
will yield handsome and assured income
The Capay Valley Land Company has agent
siding In the valley, whose duty show the various
tracts to land seekers.
-Four townsites have been laid ont in different points
in the valley, viz Esparto, Cadenasso, Guinda and
Rumsey Town lots may now be purchased at reason
able prices and on easy terms
The enterprising and fourishing town of Esparto is
situated the lower end Of the valley, and $I25 900
worth Of substantial buildings have already been erected
including fine four-story brick hotel, two large brcs
blocks and waerworks with pipes laid in the Streets
besides extensive warehouses and numerous residences
The town has postofice, schoo-houSe and weekly
paper, and the fine railroad depot contains telegraph
and express offices.
Postofces have ase been established at Guinda and
Rusey This latter place. situated at the head OF the
valley, is the present terminus of the railroad The
comfortable little hotel makes excellent quarters tor
hunters as well as and-seeSers.
The advantages enjoyed by the settler in CaPay VAL
ley may be thus concsely summed up:
soil Of great fertility, yielding bountfuly OF every
crop.
A soil and climate which will ripen all kinds of fruit
and vegetables earlier than anywhere else in the State
climate perfectly adapted to the curing OF ra5nS and
drying of fruit without the aid of artificial evaporators
location that central and close markets Railroad
communication which enables shipments to be made
quickly and cheaply. Lands which are sold cheapes
and better terms than anywhere else in the State
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York. is a very full number. The lead
ing papers are: Dangers to the Peace OF
Europe" by Professor E. A. Freeman;
1.-THE Armed Truce of the Powers" by
w. r. Thayer; 1.-The Degradation OF
Pennsylvania Politics. by Herbert
Welsh; Regulation of the Lobby in
MASSACHUSETTS," by Josiah Quincy; Eng
Anne j. Clough; The Death of Polyg-
amy in Utah. by Chief Justice Zane;
1.-The Profit of Good Country Roads, by
Isaac b. Potter; American Shipbuilding
and Commercial Supremacy" by G. ii.
! Cramp; The Danger of the Farmers
Alliance" by Senator Morgan; Com
mercial Future of the Pacific States," by
Captain VIM. L. Merry.
The Arena" for November (Boston,
Mass.,) is of high credit to b. O.
Flower, the accomplished editor 'Pro-
lection and Free Trade" are discussed by
Henry Cabot Lodge; Edgar Fawcett
writes of "a Paradise of Gamblers
Emilio CASTELAR, Of Bismarck; Professor
Bixby of 'Doubters and DogInatistS' >;
James Realf, Jr., of THE Sioux Falls Di-
verce CoIony'; Lucind b. Chandler of
"The Woman Movement; Professor O.
p. Wait of ''New Testament symbols :;
e. G. Pierce of 'The True Politics for
Prohibition and Labor; w II. Arm
strong of sunday at the Worlds Fair;
r. a. Ross Of "Nirvana"; VIII Alien
Dromgoole of The Heart of the Woods, 4"
There are editorial notes on "Puhlic
Life" "Metrop ,htan Life ''The Saloon
Curse" ral Pollution" "ResnonsI-
bility of the Ministry" and lastly,
"What the Clergy AiigAJ Accomplish.
"MacmiIlan's Magazine for October
Qondon and New York has these pa
pers: "a First Family of Tasaiara," bv
Bret Harte; Among the Lonely Hilis,'
by q. W. Hartley; Tho Poetry OF Com
nonsense" by J. A. Noble: ."In the
Year OF the Terror" "A S inner Noli-
day in Japan ',;cott's Heroines ~" !"
"a Street." by Arthur Morrison: ellis
Private Honot," by Rudyard Kipling;
Leaves From a Notebook" The Mas
ter-Art," by ernest Myers.
The STORY Teller for November ID.
Lothrop & Coz contains the complete
serial, ''Roclly Fork" by Mary H&rtwell
Catherwood. 1t is a story for young
folks and is from the "Wide Awake" but
in this form is more acceptable than as
serial. It is q charming tale.
The Occidental Medical Tines for
November u. H. Parkinson, NJ. D., Sac
| ramento) is replete with matter, reports
and contributed papers and editorial
work Of deep interest to physicians, sani-
tarians and pharmacists.
"Our Little Ones and the Nurserv'' for
November is an attractive issuc, and up
to the high standard the Russell Publish
ing Company, Boston, has set and MAIN
tanned for the charming child's magazine.
The record-union., 1891-11-10
BROOKLYN HOTFT

pUSH STREET, BETW ZEN MONTGOM.
ID cry and Sansome, San Francisco. con.
Quoted on both the European and American
plan. This Hotel is under the management Of
Charles Montgomery, and is the best Family
and Business Mems Hotel In San Francisco
Home comforts, cuisine une1celled, first-cIass
service, highest standard of respectabihty
guaranteed. Board and room rer day, 81 25
TO 81: single room, so cente TO 81 per nirht
Free coach to and from the EotsL TTSa
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ST. DAVID'S,


Us Howard Street, near Third, San Francisco
A FIRST-CLASS LODGING HOTEL, CON.
IA tanning 200 rooms; water and gas in each
room; no better beds In the world; no guest
allowed to use the linen once used by another;
large reading-room; hot and cold water
baths free. Price of Rooms-Per night. so
and rs cents; per week, from So upward
Open all night. R. HUGHES, Proprietor
HS- AT Market-street Ferry take Omnibus
Line OF street cars for Third and Howard IT'S
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THE SADDLE ROCK
Restaurant and OYSTER House.

ENRST-CLASS HOUSE IN EVERY RE-
l. spect. Ladies' dining-room separate. Omen
day and night. BUCK MANN & CARRA-
CHER, Prop-ietors. No. 1o19 Second street.
between J and K Sacro r1sutf,
The record-union., 1891-11-10

YEyHE RECORD-UNION LEADS ALL IN
l. the interior of California
The record-union., 1891-11-10
Reat Wsfnte, e5tc.
OPPORTUNITY
Good Agricultural Land for $1O
to $40 per Acre.

The Pacific improvement Company has re.
Gently purchased twelve thousand ceres OF
land in the heart of Tehama County, for the
purpose of promoting subdivision and settle
ment. This land embraces lands from first
class Sacramento Valley agricultural land, to
land of fair average quality, and is offered at
from $40 to $40 per acre. in subdivisions Of
40 so, 12o, 16o and $40 acres.
The terms upon which these lands are offered
are especially attractive. They will be sold in
subdivisions, as above indicated, by the pay
n-ent OF interest only Tor three years at which
time the purchaser can begin the payment OF
principal by paying the first OF Il I've equal an
nual installments. Thus no part of the prin-
cipal is to be paid for three years, and then
the purchaser is to have five years in which to
pay five equal annual installments, with in
terest at the rate of 2 per cent. per annum
making payments extending over period OF
eight years. Intending purchasers are as
sured that this is an opportunity to purchase
land Of fair average quality at SIC per acre,
and good agricultural land at $40 an acre,
with other graded OF land at prices to CORE
spond between these figures
The assertion is frequently made that good
iands, suitable for general farming. and es-
pecially adapted for fruitgrowing cannot be
had in California for less than from SEQ to
300 an acre. An examination of the land
subject OF this advertisement wiz prove TO
home-seel1ers that this is an opportunity for
Inc purchase OF good agricultural land at $50
an acre, and for qualities grading down to fair
agricultural land at SO an acre, ON terms of
payment which should make the disposition
of these lands to actual settlers result easy of
accomplishment.
The primary object of the purchase of this
body OF land was the breaking up OF q large
holding for the purpose Of promoting its set
tlement in smaller quantities and its devotion
to diligent husbandry.
For further particulars, call upon or ad-
bress VIM. H. MILLS,
Land Agent of the G. P. r. r., Fourth and
Townsend streets. San Francisco. Cal.
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PACIFIC HOTEL.

Corner and Fifth Streets, Sacramento.
CENTRALLY LOCATED AND CONVEN.
" lent TO all places OF amusement The best
family hotel in the city. The table always
supplied with the best the market affords.
Street cars from the depot pass the door every
five minutes. Meals 25 cents.
c. Z. SINGLETON. PrOprietor.
The record-union., 1891-11-10

py vee situated in Yoo County 90
Lake Railroad the distance 1nles
The record-union., 1891-11-10

BRowN's Bronchial Troches are simple
and convenient for bronchial affections
and coughs.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15
Inc Man and the Mule.
Ill the Indianapolis Journal.

y rom the Indianapolis Journal.
5~y mule balketh, kicketh, waxeth
,,,Dano proclaimeth there is but
5%per course and that he is the sole
Yee thereof.
~ %oercat mankind is fain to fall
I2~n1 s WIN clubs of great weight and
n H. me man Of like mind COM
Pn, oolSeiiln a manner similar to
,r r. The Iaborers in the vineyard
'yoo hlm with awe and the
An. ny 10 one and another: Let
r. Jun his wishes that we may
b $ fI Il time he is gathered to his
T. ; ,~Ll OF honors and followed by
Instruments discoursing walls Of
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15
German
Syrup,

Here is something from Mr.. Frank
A, Hale, proprietor of the De Witt
House, Lewiston, and the Tontine
Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men
meet the world as it comes and goes,
and are not slow in sizing people
and things up for what they are
worth He says that he has lost
father and several brothers and Sis
tiers from Pulmonary Consumption,
and is himself frequently troubled
with colds, and he
Hereditary often coughs enough
to make him sick at
Consumptionhis stomach. When
ever he has taken a
cold of this kind he uses Boschee's
German Syrup, and it cures him
every time. Here is man who
knows the full danger of lung trou
bles, and would therefore be most
particular as to the medicine he used.
What is his opinion Listen! =
use nothing but Boschee's German
Syrup, and have advised, presume,
more than hundred different per-
sons to take it. They agree with
me that it is the best cough syrup
in the market" q
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15
0'h Life Worth Living.
IEOm The Nav NnrE S,,n

h. from the New York Sun.
aT y 10 you live in the country,
s@n asked Il New Yorker of a
.%%ve money"
\ sio lost Of living less ?"
SeS Ssotly higher"
'~ od now do YOU save"
S5S'", 800 a season. No con-
Season 4 season. No theaters,
gqs ," NO big dinners to friends,
No fun of anykind, $500 a
|2sp;, SAID the city man, seized with
Eif yon !: %Wouldn't you save
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15
Disorders Which Affect the K.anavs

DAsoruers which Affect the Ksdneys
annong the most formidable known. Di
aoetes' Brlghts disease, gravel and other com
paints OF the urinary organs are not ordinarily
coreu ln severe cases, but they may be averted
ny tAnely medication useful stimulant of
tne urinary glands has ever been found in Hos
'e.'ei stomach B1tters. a medicine which not
only affords the requisite stimulus when thew
become inactive. but increases their vipor and
secretlve power. By increasing the activity Of
the Kidneys and bladder, this medicine has the
aoo1t1onal effect of expelling from the blood
impurities which it is the peculiar Office of those
organs to eliminate and pass off The Bitters is
also purifier and strengthened of the bowels,
an lnV1gorant OF the stomach, and a matchless
remedy for bil1ousness and fever and ague 1t
counteracts a tendency to premature decay and
sustalns and comforts the aged and ntirm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15

A JUSTICE of the peace in a county of
Wisconsin has had 24O appeals taken on
his decisions during the last six years,
and only one Of them failed to be sus-
tanned. He started out to decide cases
according to common sense. Detroit
Erop prooc
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-01-15
SALAD.

,,rvDrET-"What part of the
J, MS IS ' shall | give you, Mr.. Good
ed ::,1or-"All but the neck. "-Judge.
S0'I~ ~ox man lin Western restaurant)
5Slh" Ton have oysters on the bill Of
II sec s.o thew fresh ?" Waiter-"Yes,
h. 4I ant oh de can, sab. "-New York
as"' \ ATRIAL THouGHr.-''The cold
l 1s.s i is unprecedented at this sea-
| ha'9 .."anarked a Democrat. Has
p, b t an election there, too ?"
|eIe5 . Of Renublican.-The Epoch.
asarrrrY when we think that we
,r~onght cold or the measles, or
W s.S STD7 we shall be exclaiming:
Ds 10" ME- | must have taken a mi
| ~. washington Post.
Tn'uvrvG LAwYER-"Do you know
I1 Iina about protesting drafts ?"
TTJ,I@fe-"Well, [ should say SO. I
.t tEree wears in the newspaper bust
l.@-1GraS Syting$.
srms marrying of foreigners, | see,
L njso oot among our men," Who's
sa rort y now" "Jones-Somebody
|. Bfaii1g me his wife was regular
s,r 1-Phiadelpbia Times.
1.rny.ScnooL TEACHER-"Now, little
/ w What do you know about
r, ar FangIe-"Please, ma'am, he
, MrEed to sleep. y Boston Tra0eler.
|S"mT.IAnLY THE REGRErs.-Maid-
/, Small couldn't call tonight, and
sends his regrets and the little pres
/ Miss LttIe-''T Thanks for both. 1.-THE
y rps HoynYroN-"Are those some
\ 1c cgars | gave you?" Honeyton-
@" Mrs. Honeyton - How are
%,n Honevton-"They are of the
i THAT it is better to give than to re-
i rp."-Hapers Ba2or.
y myq WIDow-"O, yes, he told me
he could not love me when | was
HE other-"How could you have
Ered him after that ?"
EW-"O. | was IS and he was rs,
asee. "-Lyc.
No FAULT or HIs.-Mamma-"I'm
il Georges habits are not exactly
|tbey should be-"
ute- "Why, how do you mean ?"
hmma-" Well, he seems to be a
ehx about his personal appearance,
one thing"
Hie-"Goodness! he appears per-
aly three nights a week; but Ill
BIN permission to come oftener if
lTBh, mamma. "-Puck.
mmABLE DIET.-Jones-"That's all
EeDSe about eating meat being inju-
S to the health. My ancestors for
Ireds Of years ate meat"
egetarian-"I Yes, and where are they
" Dead, amt they ?"-Teras ,SJt-
&wesented himself at the editors
r@yjng; Sir, | am the great Amer
Eclorner. DO you want an inter
rwth me ?"
Yes wipe your feet, take off your
stop chewing that tobacco and sit
m@-Judgc
lis 0LDMAID-"Your room is very
T, Miss Rosebud, but [ wish you
lddrop in and see mine. It's a per-
museum of curios. All presents,
aAoSebad-" Birthday presents?'
r York Weekly.
NUMBER Of New York firms have
Trying handsome women as bill
e9oIS If these firms don't want
oil! collectors repeatedly told to
again. they should employ ugly
Den IN that capacity. One visit
Inc latter would be enough.-Nor-
@Hudd.
You know those stories I
@ntyou, Binks?"
A>-'Do 1? Well, l rather guess.
heard EN- often enough"
Stn-"WeII, Pm going to publish
.. .j book and | want you to sug-
att,c.'
aAs-" Gray, but good. "-Nea0 York
MURPHY entered barroom and
tor glass of whisky. After
any IL he said to the barkeeper:
':e 1t. Il don't know you"
name is Murphy" The bar
turning to the proprietor, in
w. is MIR. Murphy good for a
"ilaS ne had it?" ale has.
-Sboc oad Leather Reporter.