Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-08

to spsak. ani am ~ limh-r ani frisky NJ
q two-year-oh stecr. ani In the futur
them boys which scx to ine 'go up. old
Bawld hcd.- will do - nj the peril u
their hazard. Individually. I'm very
happy. Ny housc u full % Joy. and ]
have to git up night. and larfl sum.
times AZ myself us u not dream a
suihin withinto me sez lit air. bat
when I look NJ them sweet little critters
AMI hear 'cn -luawk. ! know u Is q
reality rcalitys. may say-and ] feel
gay.
r,turnei from the Summer Campane
with my unparalcld show u wax works
and hyin Wild D.csts - Pray In the
early part q this munth The p-ple of
Baliinrille met ins coriully and I'M
mcjitly oommenst rc-tin my-elf with
my famerly. TheOthc mite while was
down to IN. tavern to-tin my shins agin
the bar room hrr a Amuxin the krowi
with sun % my Sivcnturs. who shood
cum In barr heaiei and terrible excited
bot Dill Stokes. who saz. sel be. ''Old
Ward. there's crate doins up To your
hou-e."
Ser I, william. how soy
S-z be, "Bust my girrari. but its
grate doins," & then hs larfed A. II heed
kill hisself.
S.z I. risn ani putin on austeer
look. William. I wooiunt b. n fool II ]
hal common ccnts.-
But hs kept on larfin till hs was black
in the face. when he fell over on 10 the
bunk where the hostler SLEEPS. and In
s,ill small yUice al. "TwinsT Ashur
you gents that the gra~ didn't grow
under my feet ON my way home, s. l wa
follerci 10y cnthoosiastic throng of my
f.llcr sitterzens, who hurrarl for Old
Ward at the top % their yoi--. ! found
the house chock full u Isple. Thare
was Ms Square Baxter and her thrce
grown up darter. lawyer Pcrkin-s-
wife. Tah-rthy Ripley. young Eben Par
suns. Dcakun simmuns folks. tho Skool-
master, Docior Jor,lin. etsetterry. et-rt-
terry. Mis Ward was In the west room,
which tines the hichin. Ms Square
Baxter was miIin suihin In dipper b.
fore the kiichin fire. * n small army of
female wimin were rushin wildly round
the hous. with bottles ~ camtir-, peao-
of aannil, sc. never scd such hub
bub IN my nairal born dase Good not
stay In the west RON only y mint, 40
strung up was my fe-lins, 20 rusht on,
and ooasei my dubt.l barrild gun.
"what upon airth alcs the man. sez
Tal-rthy Ripley. ''Sakcs alive. what
air you doinY' & she grabi mo by the
coat tales What's tho matter with
youy" she con,innerd.
Twins. marm.- 81 ], ''twinsr
II know it, scx che. GOVERN her pret-
ty face with her apun.
WALL 80 I. "thats what's the mat
tar with me!'
"wali. put down that air gun, you
pcsky old fool scd she.
"No, marm." sex I. "this IL n Sash'
unai day. The glory Of this here day
isn't confined To Baldinsyille by darn
site. On yonder wocishei," sed !,
drawin myself up % my full hiis and
srsakin In show actin voice. "will ]
fire a Nashunal salco,r- saying which ]
tared myself frOm her grasp aud rusht to
tn. top of The shs-i WHARF blAEci away
until SQUARE Ba1ter's hird man and my
son Arteinus Juneyer cum and took me
down by name force.
On retumin To the Kitchin j found
quite lot of people seated bc+ the fire,
a talkin the event over. They made
room for me s. rot down. Quite .
eppisode." eel Docter Joniin, htin his
pipe with red.hot coal.
"Ye-," said I. "ths . eppisodes, way
ing abowt ~ pounds jintly."
"a perfeck coop de tat, sed tho skoo'.
master.
"E pluribus unum. In proprietor PER.
sSny." eel I. thinking Ia let him know
I understood furrin langwidges rs well
a. be did. II wasn't skcolmaster.
ut Is indeed momentious event.
said young Eben Paruns. who has been
9 quarters to the Academy.
"I never heard twins called by that
name aforc." sei I. "but ! sposs it's al
rte."
.we shall soon have Wards enufs.- =
sed the editor u the Baldinsville Bsgis
Of Liberty. who was lookin over bundle
OF exchange papers In the corner, ito
apply To tho legislator for . City Char
teri
Good for you. old man!' sed !; "giv
that air n couspickius place In tbs next
Bugie."
Yes there tAlkin 4 lArfn until "the
switchin hour Of mite. when grave yards
yawn & Josis troop lth." ~ old Ban
3hakespire aptlee obsarycs.
Nuther a children u dom well