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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09
A WONDER.

She is college graduate. Packed in her little
Are all the living languages and many that are
dead;
She thinks her thoughts in Latin and she whIs-
ties in high Greek,
While with a Chinese washee man she easily
can speak.
The whole array of sciences are at her finger
tips,
And problems mathematical just bubbles from
her lips;
est to look wise
But. to conceal their ignorance, they venture
no replies.
Not only is her learning far ahead of any
dream,
But she in college tennis was the captain of a
And in the college races on the lake and on the
land,
Was always crowned the victor, to the music
OF the band.
A dainty pair of glasses on her dainty little
Adds to her look of culture and her statuelike
repose;
But when discussing subjects with a Boston
maiden's might
Her eyes fash through her glasses like a loco
motives light.
Oh, she is just a daisy Though the drawback
of her sex
Keeps her from being president, her mind II
doesn't vex;
For there are higher stations she Is able to
attain
BY having SO much knowledge In her active
little brain.
And now the wonder cometh: this sweet col
| lego girl who might
Reform the very universe which men have
I ruined quite,
Stays at home to help her mother in the
kitchen, where she makes
The most delicious buildings, pies and home
made bread and cakes.
| A man who thinks a womans higher educa
tion tends
| To mako her hate domestic work, on which hii
bliss depends,
| Should taste this maiden's cooking, for thu
more that women know
/ The more of sweet home happiness they're abl'
| to bestow.
| H. O. Dodge In Chicago fnter-Ocean.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09

in the musical Teewalin, and one Of the
boys runs to bring me a little hewn
wooden stool that may join the circle.
Lorenso pauses to make cigarette from
the material in my pouch (they call me
"Por Todos, because [ have tobacco "for
all), explains for my benefit that this is
a story of the beginning of Isleta, pats
the head of the chubby boy at his knee,
and begins again.--C. L. Lummis in st.
Nicholas
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09
THO Explosive Amlnonite.

The new explosive called ammonite is
probably the most useful and reliable yet
made. 1t has great power, is free from
danger in manufacturing and in use,
and recent tests made with it in Eng
land have resulted in the railroads tax
ing 1t for transportation without the
usual restrictions pertaining to explo-
sives. 1t is not injured by exposure to
the air and will not decompose. Its in
gradients are mixture OF SIT per cent
Of, ammonium nitrate and 1871 per cent.
of mono-nitro naphthalene.-Ne York
Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09

EmysnCh@ms Couldn't CtaEGs x
sEDAMsvILLE, Hamilton o., o., June, 1880
One bottle of Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic
cured me entirely. after physicians had tried
unsuccessfhlly for eight months to relieve me of
nervous debility. W. HUENHEfELD,
DELHI, Ont, jan. II, 1891.
My wife has taken ak bottles OF Pastor
Koenig's Nerve Tonic she has had no return OF
the hts, and think this remedy has had tho
desifed effeet cheerfully recommend It to any
one suffering from that dreadful malady,
Epilepsy" JOHN GRANT.
BRoCKroN, Mass, Juno II, 1890
About year ago noticed my right hand con-
tinually Fhaking. i tried different medicines
but they all had no effect. After using
three or four bottles of Pastor KoeniRs Nerve
Tonic my hand ceased to shake and found my
self gaining every day. l think this medicine is
one OF the greatest remedies.
THos. oREIILY.
EnEE-A Valuable Book On Nervous
y LII II Diseases sent free to any address,
INIT and poor patients can also obtain
j Hh& ka this medicine free of charge.
This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend
Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne, Ind. since 1876 and
isnow prepared underhis direction by the
KoENIc MED. CO.. Chicago, 10.
Sold by Druggists at 81 per Bottle. 6for Sc
Large Size. $1.75. O Bottles for 30.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09
Family

medicine, for old and young. Ayers Pills
are Indispensable to soldiers, sailors, camp
ers, miners, and travellers, and are every
where recommended by the medical fra
ternity. DR.. j. w. Haynes, Palouse, W. T.,
writes: layers Pills are the most evenly bal
anced in their ingredients, of any know Of"
"For more than twenty years have used
Ayers Pills as corrective for torpidity of
the stomach, liver, and bowels, and TO ward
off malarial attacks, and they have always
done perfect wOrk."-E. p. Goodwin, Pub
Usher Democrat, st. Landry, La.
81 was master of sailing vessel for
many years, and never failed TO provide
supply of Ayers Pills, for the use of both Off
GERS and men. They are a safe and reliable
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09
He rnnll Ton A1us.i,.

L
One day smart young fellow with
shiny shoes, u pew hat and checker board
trousers boarded street car in a west
ern city, and stepped to the front plat
form. He pulled out twist of paper
and lighted it, and began putting con-
centrated essence of vile odors into the
faces of those who were obliged to ride
upon the platform if they rodo at all.
One, plain old farmer, couldn't stand
it, and stepped off to wait for the next
car.
When he reached the station the young
fellow was there before him, and it hap
pened that the two met at the restau-
rant counter.
"Got any sandwiehesT called the
young man to the waiter Here, gimme
one," and he tossed out Il nickel, and
then proceeded to pick up and pull apart
every one of the half dozen sandwiches
ON the plate before he found one to suit
him.
The farmer, who had been waiting
for his turn, drew back in disgust. FL
nally he found something which the fin
gers of another had not fouled, and
presently followed the loud young man
to the car. He found every seat occu-
pied, including the half of one on which
were piled the young mans gripsack
and overcoat.
SIS this seat taken?" he ventured to
inquire.
''Seat's engaged" was the curt an
swer, with look meant to squelch the
old farmer, who went into the smoking
| car.
That afternoon the same young man
walked into the office of the governor OF
| the state, armed with recommendations
and Endorsements, an applicant for pc.
| sition under the state government. He
was confronted by the same plain old
farmer, who recognized his travelling
| companion of the morning without any
| trouble.
| CHANGING over his papers, the governor
said, 'H-m, yes; you want me to APP.
| point you to so-and-so. If | should,
! guess I might as well write my own res.
| ignation at the same time.
| "Wh--why SOP" stammered the young
fellow.
because / saw you pay for street
car ride this morning and you took the
| platform of the car. You bought a sand
witch and spoiled the plateful. Youpaid
for u seat in the train and took mine,
| too, and if should give you this place,
how do I know that you would not take
the whole administration" = Youths
| Comnanion
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-09
SCHOOL SUITS.

The schools are noso open. Nearly every
bog aCGnts neaD Fall sat- Oar Fall and
Winter stock SssnOeO complete, and 1t promises
to eclipse all oar precious records IN this line.
We haze a superb assortment on hand and are
offering better 0alates for the money than ever
before. This seasons goods are more dressy
then last gear, and the textures are more de-
ssrabIe We are nOso offering an endless ga
riety Of SCHOOL AND DRESS SUITS,
and at prices achich cannot fail to please.
We shall, as usuaL, continue to do the leading
clothing trade Of Trenton, for zoe can SAFE
yo~ money, as aOe can sell yow better salts at
lo'oer prices Man any other house. Remember,
zoe guarantee to do hSS.
CALL AND INSPECT OUR JUVENILE DEPARTMENT.
THE HUB
CL0THIERS AND FURNISHERS,
BROAD AND FRONT STs., TRENTON, N. J.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
LIVELY sCRAPP1NG.
The Mill between Robinson and We'll
ver-The Fight Awarded to the
Latter on Foul

A good sized crowd of A berdeen's sport
ing element was present at an early hour
Sunday morning when the mill between
r. Robinson, champion middle weight Of
Montana, and Charles Viewer, a hitter
with some thing of local reputation,
came on at the Elk theatre.
The mil was characterized from the
start by great deal OF untutored ferocity
on the part of the local celebrity, offset
by scientific sparring by Robinson.
While it lasted, the fight was rather ex-
citing, as Welver would clinch at every
opportunity, and, finding himself being
rapidly worsted, would resort to biting
his opponent on the breast and arms I'M
til the latter was covered with black and
blue spots.
In the fourth round Welver clinched
and bit piece out OF Robinson's cheek.
The fight was awarded to Robinson on
a foul.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17

The State Of Washington is destined to
be the Pennsylvania of the Pacific slope.
It's magnificent forests like those which a
hundred years ago covered our mountains
and plains, are made more valuable by
the comparative scarcity OF lumber in
1892 as contrasted with 1871, and by the
superior means of access to market in
Washington. But after the timber shall
have been disposed Of the coal supply will
remain. 1t is already known that in
eighteen counties of Washington workable
veins Of coal exist covering an area of /,
l 1000, 900 acres, The coal is found in ten
different measures, varying in quality and
composition from true camel showing 80
per cent Of volatile hydrocarbons to semi
anthracite Of 81 percent fixed carbon. Be-
tween these extremes are found Goals
adopted TO all uses for making gas steam,
coking, etc. For both lumber and coal
there is good home and foreign demand
on the Pacific coast. With a fruitfufs oil,
delightful climate and this magnificent
endowment Of material for cheap manu-
featuring, the future prosperity of the new
state in the extreme Northwest is assured.
No wonder that cities are growing up on
Puget Sound as, while Apollo sang, lion
like mist rose into towers. "-Philadel-
/ phia Record.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
Oriental Trade.

The Pacific Coast states are looming up
bigger and bigger every year and as Of
more consequence, and the beliefs becom-
ing more and more conviction that San
Francisco, Portland, San Diego and Seat
tie are destined to be great cities, whose
trade will be with Russia, Japan, China
and India. Just now they look to New
York, but in few years they will be in
dependent and will be the certers of a
great trade with those countries, and with
Central and South America and Australia.
In this view, the Sandwich Islands may
be necessary to us as the halfway station
in the Pacific, both for our war and our
merchant vessels. In the September
number Of The Review OF Reviews there
is an article on the Hawaiian queen and
her kingdom, in which this question is
discussed, some account being given OF
the recent negotiations Of our Government
to secure conclusive control Of the best
harbor in the islands for naval station
and to establish what would practically
be protectorate. This article, We are
assured, was written by high authority
in Honolulu, and for that reason partic-
ularly will arouse the attention OF the
whole diplomatic world, especially when
it is understood that Canada took hand
in defeating Mr.. Blaine. Memphis Com.
mercial.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
Fresh vegetables Of all kinds at the
Diamond Front.
Probably Not the Same.

The coal mine reported by the Aber-
deem HERALD, as being located near
Aberdeen, was known to exist fully
twenty wears ago, samples having been
sent to Portland at that time by NJ n.
Goodell to be tested. The report was not
flattering and the mine was not opened
up.-Vidette.
No Groupings Of the vein Of coal re-
ferred to above have yet been. found and
it is highly improbable that it was known
to exist even twenty years ago. No doubt
Mr. Goodell thought the groupings
occasionally found on section 5, within
the city limits, was referred, hence the
Vidette's statement We are reliably
informed that this is the first discovery
OF coal under solid sand stone forma-
ton this side Of the Cascades, and never
before has any prospecting been done
in these parts with diamond drill, with
out which it would have been impossible
to have made thorough examination Of
the find, without months Of perseverance
and hard work. AS to the quality, an
expert pronounces it superior to any coal
now being mined i'll the state. A
thorough investigation is being made,
and if the quantity is as present indica-
tions show, active development will soon
be commenced. Then the manufacture
ing problem will be solved.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17

Paul schulze, Of Tacoma has made

Paul Schulze, OF Tacoma has made an
offer to the city of Victoria, British Col
umbia, on behalf Of Henry Wizards
North American company, which, if ac-
cepted, will practically release that city
from its insular position and give it rail
Washington by means of a steam trans
fer ferry, carrying cars across the Straits
Of Juan de Fuca. Mr.. Schulze is presi-
dent OF company organized to build a
railroad from Port Crescent, opposite to
Victoria, through the new region OF West
ern Washington between the Olympic
mountains and the ocean, southwark to
some point on Grays harbor, where it
will connedt with one Of the lines of the
Northern Pacific. If Victoria will give
the company terminal grounds and one
million dollars in bonds he agrees that a
large tranfer boat shall be constructed
which will bring the cars Of the new road
into the capital OF British Columbia The
cost Of the boat and Of the terminal i'm
provements which would be necessary at
Victoria would be fully as much as the
subsidy and the proposition considered
on strictly business basis must strike
the Victorians as fair one.
On the American side Of the boundary
the interest in the project arises from the
fact that the road will develop an extern
sive district Of country into which only
hardy explorers have yet penetrated.
This coast region, shut off from the Sound
and the Strait, is drained by the Quinault,
the Queets and other small rivers fl wing
into the Pacific and by the Humptulips
and the Hoqaiam, which discharge their
waters into Gray's Harbor. 1t is for the
most part heavily timbered with fir, cedar,
spruce and hemlock, but it contains some
small prairies and the land along the
river bottoms is rich and invites clearing.
A few adventurous settlers have pushed
up the rivers to take up claims, but with
out railroad the region must continue to
be what it is to-day--trackle wilderness.
The timber resources, which are very
great, the possibility of valuable minerals
existing on the TANKS Of the mountains
and the certainty thatfarmers will occupy
the valleys as soon as the country is made
accessible, combine to give to the railway
project the appearance of solid business
scheme. So large district lying in
State that is constantly attracting heavy
immigration cannot long be allowed to
remain isolated, unoccupied and apart.
Mr.. Schulze and his financial hackers
pioneers in its development.- Northwest
Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
Aberdeen Herald.
Thursday. September IL, 1881
PATENT PARAGRAPHS.

The end of the Gillian war, if it be
really ended, will cut off u very reinuner-
atiye source of news for many Ameri'
can newspapers.
The man who has been playing ear as
proprietor OF summer resort hotel, IS
now beginning to feel and act like an
ordinary man. A few weeks later and
he will actually grow humblr.
Twenty-ore Catholic sisters of charity
have been granted certificates to teach in
the public schools of Texas. This Is an
innovation that will be watched with
great interest by both Professionals and
Catholics.
The Chinese government appears at
last to be waking up, and a commission
has been sent to Europe 10 determine
which of the rifles in use by European
armies il the best and to order 100000 OF
them for the Chinese army.
Somebody should invent a mirror that
will enable man to see himself as others
see him, and every professional politician
should be presented with one OF them at
public expense An epidemic Of suicides
might then be confidently expected.
To the surprise of his Eeighbors man
in Maine has raised good crop OF
tobacco, which is claimed to be Of finer
quality than that grown in the south.
This may be true, but it reads like the
advertisement al real estate boomer.
They are now talking about railroad
trains at speed Of ninety miles an hour.
When train going at that speed flies
tile track or has a collision there will be
no occasion to send physicians to the
wreck only undertakes will be needed.
About the boldest theft on record is
that of Il Kansas man who employed a
steam thrashing outfit, men and wagons,
and removed Il crop OF wheat from Il
farm, sold it and walked off with the
money-about 81 ,000--in his pocket with
out anybody suspecting that he was not
satisfied with stealing the wheat he left
without paying the men vino had helped
him handle it.
Ii Secretary Tracy orders are prompt
l. carried out the navy yards OF the
country will be effectually removed from
the effects OF rtisan politics. Some
time ago he made the principal physicians
in all the navy yards subject to competi-
tive examinations, open to all and now,
most important Of all, he has issued an
order that "no officer or employe sot the
government shall require or request any
workman in any ward to contribute or
pay any money for political purposes, 4"
and that ono workman shall be removed
or discharged for his political opinions
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17
THE JoKOPHoNE.
(Phunnygraphed by the HERALD

(Phunnygraphed by the HERALD.>
Store for rent, Oh Wishkah street. In
qure Of G. II. Keith. 42-tf
Revenge Tramp-"I've heard there
was good-hearted lady here who'd"-
Mrs Tiff (who has Just had a quarrel
WITH her husband) ooh, she lives next
door Pluck.
100 feet front corner Jefferson and
Heron streets, for $4,000, a snap, inquire
of Wilcox & Mack.
Funny old gentleman-There'sa fly on
YOUR nose, mum. Irrasible old lady
Well, he amt yours, is he?-Boston
Globe.
Five acre tract at Melbourne, on the
Chehalis river, for sale at bargain.
Apply at this office.
Mamma-You naughty girl You have
eaten every cookey there was in the plate,
I told you you might have three. Little
Edna-Y Yes; but you didn't tell me which
three. SO | had to eat all to be sure to
get the right ones.-Boston Transcript.
The foolish man builds his home on
the sand and tide-fats, but the WISE MAN
builds his home on solid ground, like the
Portland addition. tt
Teacher-Keep your hand down, John
Billings when am ready will call up
on you. (Ten minutes later.) Now, John
Billings, / will hear what you have TIC
say. John Billings only wanted tc
tell yer that seed tramp in der hall
way hook yer gold-headed umbrella
jewelers. Circular.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1891-09-17

somewhat delayed by some miscreant
who, while the party was absent from
camp, changed the compass SO it was not
true, and Mr.. Wade had to come out and
prove it again. Whoever the person was,
he needs to. be punished. The party
found an immense body of fine agrical-
tural land, there not beng over two miles
Of the twelve miles run that would not be
classed as agricultural land. Game was
found TO be plentiful.