St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-26

The statement that spring has sprungiu the
Northwest can be taken with quite number
of grains of more balmy and iIvigorating
ozone. Of all the members of the Minnesota
legislature il is understood that Senator John
Day Smith saw the first robin on the state
house lawn.
1t is understood that Jud La Moure, of
North Dakota, is at present pusily engaged
IN an assay Of the political qualities of Sena-
tor-elect liansbrough. Up to date he is re-
ported to have found 80 per cent Democracy,
one half per cent Republcanism and one
half per cent Christian science.
There are in certain quarters indications of
another Indian uprising in the spring. But
previous to the arrival of the fateful moment
the resignation of Secretary of the Interior
Noble and all the members of his circumlo-
cution department would be hailed by the
hyeleSt OF demonstrations from the public.
The Diplomatic temperament of Bismarck Is
one of those which rises 70 an opportunity as
readily as trout TO fly. From his retire
ment the eX-chancellor cannot fail to per-
ceIve the definite shape that is bein g taken
in the way of a long dreaded formal alliance
between France and Russia. Still the oppor-
tunity is one presented equally to Waldersee,
Caprivi and Bismarck and who the gamer
will be time alone can decide The young
Emperor Wilhelm does not really appear to
be lin it.''
The pretty Havemeyer girls of New York
are said to be coming prizes in the matri-
monial market. They must be fully as sweet
as they are pretty, for is not their father in
the sugar trust?
The attention Of jeremiah Simpson. who
about to pay Minneapolis visit, is invit-
ed to the fact that leading dealer of that
city is daily opening aud advertising some
200 varieties of stylish hosiery. And the said
dealer is rapidly selling them because he adj
vertises the fact that he has got them to sell.
1t is possible that the art of talking through
telephone will soon be taught by profess
sors of elocution. Some people assail a tele-
phone gracefully, and with tact. Others
wheeze through one like man delivering an
| incoherent monody on the dement's of his
mother-in-law.
EX-Congressman and eX-Halstead street
| saloonkeeper, of Chicago, has been making
himself disgracefuily conspicuous by intro
| ducing resolutions requesting Senatorelect
Palmer to keep away from the mayoralty con-
test in the Windy city, and give "de gang
full control of the matter. Were it possible
| for Frank Lawler to insult Gen. Palmer it
might be truthfully affirmed that this is the
first deliberate Insult administered to the old
man eloquent in many long, eventful year
But. possibly. the linking of these two names
together in one brief paragraph is disrespect-
| ful in itself
Suppose you are on a train going from
Reading to Philadelphia. The thought strikes
you that while in Philadelphia you will pur
chase few articles for the folks at HON e.
The names of one or the other of Philadel
phia's great advertisers Immediately enters
your mind and you buy what you require at
an establishment about which you have read
frequently. (Pa.) Eagle.
The Malta has warned the editor of the
Washington Critic that he must cease his at
tacks upon that organization. If critic is
not to be allowed to criticise, what is the use
of living in a free country and being critic?
1t is thought that Lord Tennyson would
readily consent to write the poem for Chi
cagos worlds fair. provided he could appro-
priately construct his poetic feet large
enough.
Ben Harrison is still firm in his belief that
the tariff only wants to be fairly tried. Could
the public be assured that at the conclusion
of the trial it would be given six months,
there would be no great objection.