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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

RAs tFuRsitiOa from long, lingering and pa
III HOkneBs 20 robust health marks an epoch
Ne NE sf the Individual. Such . remarka'
egORt q tPoaaaFod IN the memory and the aEeh
wherBhy the COED health dae been attainen
nFs4OiutlY blS1ss1. Hence II 10 that 90 much
AUafa h praiss Of Electric Bittors So ma
81 thoy eve thoiF restoration to health, To
~ 81 the Great Alternative and Tinic II
aFo tfOabloa with any disease OF kidneys. liz
- eaemaoh, Of long Or short standing you
Oafely nnd relief bv use Of Electric Butt
qeld .. DOs. aAd ol.OO per bottle ~ REBEk
ng0a 1te1O.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

ne narrow escape Of Mrs. B. NJ Sear,
GfRlkhart, Ind, from prematuredeath
wUAdSVful. She states that "lur twen
Yoaw ny heart troubled me greatly. .,
@ns worse. Had smotheriug spells, sh,
kfSNth, Gutterin-; could not sleep on my !,
side, had much Pain in Brest, shoulder a,
SeonAeh. Ankles sWeled. Had much hea
sshp and dizziness Treatment did me
SDad, until tried DR. Miles New Hea
CHFs AAd Restorative Nerve The first b
Ilo helped mel and Was poon virtually cur
For sale At T. d. Thomas and w. F. Biei
drug store, A anO book on the Heart at
HGvss free.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

have been troubled with chronic e
tnrrA for years. Ely's Cram Balm Is /.
saly Rsne = among the many that ha,,
ussd thai affords me relisf.-E W..Willar
Druggist, Jollstt, Ill.
have been troubled with catarrh for /,
y@Fs aAd have tried a number remedie
bHt found no relief until purchased
bottle Of BlV's Cream Balm. 1 consider
sAo neSt reliable preparation for catari
aad cold in the head Gen. Z. Crandsl
?. n, QuOnochAWntAug, X.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

he Was Out .-Wishlets-"M.
wife get up early this morning, and d.
you know, that reminds me that ar
like the e5 bill that was in my trousei
pocket when / went to bed last night.
Bishlcts- "How's thatY" Wishlets-"I1
not IN itn
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

Not a Point in His Fsvor.-"Wh.
Mr.. Pinlington, how do you doH" "Ho
az dol Your face is familiar to me, b.
/ can't recall" 81 am DR.. SmithlNin
who made you and Mrs. Pinhngto
one" ''Oh, you are, are your We
you 20 hang yourselfw
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

A miserable cub of son can not e:
pect to do anything to hely his mo- b,
keep the wolf from the door.
When Shakespeare wrote that par
ing In such sweet sorrow he voiced Il
regret Of many bald-headed man.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

An Important discovery. They act q
Ne liver, stomach and bowels through q
neTvsa. A new principle. They speed
wirs hillousness, bad taste, torpid liver, pill
sad constipation Splendid for men. wom,
and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. o
assss fer as cents. Samples free at T. !
ThoRas and w. F. Biervs Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

The tanners trade is an entire
honorable one, and yet they all say II
Q ekin deal.
The fun man has Watching woma
Oharpen a lead-pencil a woman hi
Watching q man thread q needle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

There is very little use in making tc
day cloudy because tomorrow is hkel
10 be stormy.
"Put not your trust in kings an
Rrinoes-three aces and jack will ski
them every time"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

- aanntAntly going on IN the human systC
Whea yUu suffer with consumption, coughs
egi1s; eheT strive to ruin health and drag
.uaa Pnn.Tina Cough and Consumption Cui
PE1e1 - ana - centa.
~. Less Liver Regulator Is a sure cure !
ayapepetn, billOusness, heartburn, indlResti'
end "a Kidney complaints. Trial bottles free
thewns' Drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

WAsa she was girl that her mother
van gave her sulphur and nolas ,esto puri
Ass blOod, but she now gives Sulphur Bite
- her grandchildren, as 1t Is the the be
medicine she ever aaw The Father.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

Weuia zee Kemp's Balsam for the Throat IN
Lanrn. Il Il curing more cases Of Coughs, Colt
Asthma, Bronchitis. Group and all Throat an
Lang Troubles than any other medicine. IT.
proprietor has authorized any druggist 70 git
yeu sample Bottle Free b convince you Of III
merit OF this great remedy. Large Bottles q
Rf g.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28
Prof. ALEXANDER BOUDROO

7 am now II yeras of age. Was 4 student Of
uedicine and surgery for seven years under tn
amOus Or. Nelson, and alter ten wears hard
.tudy and in consultation with seven OF the inOsi
minent physicians In the civ Of PmlodeiphiA
dnce 1914, have discovered the cure OF many
al-called lncurahle disease.
IL can no longer be doubted thai the sDine can
" euredi that paralyzed limbs can be restored
o their natural use. and general debility cured
congestion ui the brain. apnpleXY results OF sun
stroke ard the worst cases OF rheumatism, sci.
ttica, neuralgia. liver complaint, Brlghts' dis
'ase OF the kidneys, hin and bone disease. ca.
HTrh, bronchitis, chronic dysenlery, aud 30
allied heart disease and diphleria, al entirely
'uTed with pure medicines Of m, own prepaFH.
iOn, n used properly as directed.
During nine years over 1900 persons IN this
'ity alone have used these medicines and are
living witnesses nf their worth. All their names
AN be obtained BY calling ~ the Oliee and lab
Oratnry OF Professor BOudrOu, No. l72f North
Tenth Street, Philadelphia. I Was myself 10.
ured In the spine and parAlyzod for seven years
and pronounced incuIable by seven OF the most
able physicians and SUI peons Of this ciry. / Am
now well and healthy, having cured myself with
my own medicines
DO not listen 10 those preiudieed against i'm.
pIovement In medicine aud die, when you can
Twill not 80 Into practice myself. being over
% years OF ag' bit will sell my medicines. !
have two eminent physicians connected With
me to attend te calling st the residences Of the
sick ilrequired.
Come QUE come an sufferers and be restored
70 health, cured by these pure medicines and
thus see experience aud believe for Yourselves.
once aud Laboratory open daily from ! A. NJ.
la 1.-- 4. ~ CaN o. WIiic AIN NA a ADEH Boz.
Da D. iat1 g.. Phadalp4la. ~.
y - nllioay
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28
Piles! Piles! PiIesI

Freyb universai Pile supoatoyy. A Egrs
cure Cor svtry form q Piles internal or exbernsl.
itching or blssding, and long standing Gases.
Has never failed. Try u, even II yeu have
hiisd with every other remedy. This supposl'
togy ib eoneuhaped, easy " apply, safe, nest and
clean, ana Possesses every advaniage over ONT
menl1 and salves. Physicians use in their prlcl.
loo. Give Il frlAl and you VIII Be relieved and
oonvinced. ~ your druggist does not keep = q
- 10 ior you, tano fqr j b. nal, troe, % Gems
. Boa. address ANDNEW q. t1Efl
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

~Whsn lovely woman stoops to folly >
and goes out In the snow Will out hcr
India R1bbers, the only art to cure hel
y 10 buy one bottle OF DR.. Bl us Cougl
syrup Ct 26 cents, and take it.
sHpSak this speech, as tell you, trip.
plngiy on the tongue" Say that one o.
ehe great benefactions OF the age is a
s1aAn bottle OF Salvation Oil, the great
81 cure on earth for pain. Only 25 cts
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

A.: "Is that really trueH" B. "My dea
fellow, / always tell the truth; but thi
b en- absolute faoti"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

sous ihis ariunss hsys hern niads 90
81 !. ] !. !. !.
WtfH ~ rr, bv Anna rn1ei Aulaui
N||It. - Trnas and Iro. li1un, Io'aduI Ole.
I.II1@ asr cal oltrra doluT a. WI WIZ
" OII".| ~. |lti rnui adlla fNll- %
/ - NTt. uoufh. Tou ran do he FoFh ent liga
lAk~ Us at hofua, uiarrrrFf you kuan -
V~y.N. EllN' Tituarl aaallF canning lum ~ -
L. S.| oiu Day. an srra. We aha~ you a1g
- and ntlu you. Gan uoft N sIarl tlna
L O. an he ifne. hiE uanry ~ ucII1.
- FlilgIe unknown uUoaa tkaII.
A-AA@ WV ard NlfdaIh1l. faIllrn 4 ~ iIIt.
~ .sIalIrtt - Co.. u1u1 $50 Portland Al,tHll
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

A Chlnamen who died recently at
Portland, oEa, lsft psopsriy valued Is
ooAoA
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28
EENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.

BEEvERSoH. Pa. Nov. n. 70
pR 3. ]. KENDALL Co..
oents-I would like 70 make known TO those who
are almost persuaded to use Rendall'a SPAWN Cure
the fact that think it's most excellent Lnlment
1have ustd it Jon "a Blood SPAWN. The horse WentOn
three legs for three years when 1 cOmnencod %
use your Kendall's SPAWN Cure. used ten bot.
Ties on the horse and have worked him for three
yeera since and has not been lame.
Soura truly, WIN. A. CURL
eERNAxFowN, N. T., Nov. Z issa
Eneabureh Faiin Vt
Gents. In praise OF Kendall'a SPAWN Cure Twin
say, that year ago had valuable young horse be-
come very lame, hook enlarged and swollen. Th6
horsemen about here 1--WE have no Veterinary Bur.
Reon here) pronounced his lamene1e Blood SPAWN
or ThorOughpin they all told me there was no
cure for H. he became about u1eloaa, and con
nideFed him almost worthles9. A friend told me o1
the inertia OF your Kendalls SPAWN Cure, so
bought bottle, and Ieould see very plainly great
doing him great deal OF good. bought second
bottle and before IL was used up my horse was
cured and has been IN the team doing heavy work
eli the season since last April, showing no more
signs Of IT, consider your KendAll's Spawn Cure
valuable medicine, and it should be IN every
stable In the land. Respectfully you're
EUoRNE DEWITT.
Price q per botse. or aix bottles for o. All drug
gssS have It or got IL for you orit viii b Gems
70 any addresS on receipt Of price by the propEis-
SEA. DIR. d. J. KENDALL co..
RnosbHrEh Fails, VerDOns,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

!. !. !. J !. !. /.
- ee0oas 90 yer it being uaads b. Jslr s
Goodwin 4 r5y ny - Nurk tr "a, Aato1l
A yUu -lay not make snuCh, hut ~ -
ieach y0u qiirkiy bow nt1u 81 -
7.|.-.-. 90 oay a. The aisT, aud ycu %
Doth l1nla, all uEgr. lu nlf i-ft -
AusTicl. you couiIurruT 81 h1ine. ~
~ |lur aii ytur ilale naiuIfis qrly -
~ tie woIk An L Oval - ~ ~ -
erelV Wurhrr. We unn ycut llfIIIllNn
sss7ythlnr. kAalLf, efElDiLf liifueL
lAHTICULAna FliE1. AdllulI % cl1l,
< lti.ll 6llktOa = 90, isEtLAAps AAnAA.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28

MON Z &
NNN - - y 10 ths ora Naay 10 lgaa.
We laulth eFafhuE We yul No rak. ieu eagcll
yssr epare mouens Or s your time q ths vera This
enlluy lead "a bnnaa dgfi saeesea Wolal
esgnner earning un SKA - ~ psrNsh and ur~AFda
a1d iIa eHralnca We can fuuilh you thl
raglner' gqu fhhE Na lrael garlllr ilrl. frN
TRUE a CO.. AtatsiA, hAnlI
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-03-28
N0PN0uo ProotratIon 0uFeds
IUsIE vERsHNE1DER

NJ /" " Uor" aot I .ehighlon
The Monitor., 1891-08-14
1fed.

DANIS-Near woodstown, Aug. 9Th, Harvey
infant son of Allie j and Hannah Davis, aged
months.
RICHARDs-In Elmer August 4. ls9l, Hattie
A. Richards aged months, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs. W +. Richards.
CooPEK-Near Pedricktown, Aug 5th, Jos
W. son of Howard G.. and Maggie ). Cooper
aged years.
HARRISON Aug 5th. near woodstown
Joseph 5. Harris, in his 70th year.
WILLIAMS-In Woodstown, July %. Emma
daughter off. and Emma Williams, aged
months.
wOOD-on Aug. 7th, at her residence in
AlIoway, Elizabeth e. J. Wood, formerly oi
Philadelphia. youngest daughter OF the late
Owen and Elizabeth Jones.
GIBsON-At Marshallville, Huntington
township, August 10th, Charles Gibson. aged
20 years
fOWSER-In Lower Ailoways creek town
ship. Aug. sth. WIN. Fowser, in his s9th year.
CLARk.-Near w oodstown, Aug. 10th, 1891
Charles Everett, infant son of Thomas and
Elizabeth Clark, aged seven months.
EAYTON-Near Alloway, Aug 1lth, j onathan
Layton aged 81 years.
MATLACk-At iorketown, Aug. 1lth.
Levanus Nj son of EIwood and Hattie NJ.
Matlack, aged months.
CHANPION-Sear Alloway, Aug 18th y Ohm
Champion, aged - years.
Funeral services on Sunday afternoon, 18th
inst, at one o'clock. Services at the house.
BRADwAY-In Woodstown, August Is.
II. Frank, son of Joseph 5. and Elizabeth
Bradway, aged rs years
Relatives and friends, with members OF
Mosasca Tribe, No. AZ, Imp. o. X. NJ. are
respectively invited to attend the funeral on
Saturday afternoon, 18th inst, at O'Clock,
from his parents residence in South Woods.
town. Services in the Baptist church.
The Monitor., 1891-08-14
w. c. T. u. DEPARTMENT.

the result of crime and negligence on the
part of drunken men and women. Re-
member that the estimate above is lower
by one-balf than the usual estimates given
of all persons slain By drink. Aud re-
member that the above countries do net
comprise by any means, all those in which
the devastation of drink is spread. Among
those not inclnded are Australia, South
America. Spain, Italy. Portugal and
Oriental countries. How old are you?
The young man of twenty can truthfully
say that in his lifetime drink has slain, in
the countries named, over seven millions.
over eleven millions. The man of forty
can say over fourteen and one halfmillfons
the lnaL Of fifty, over eighteen millions;
the man of sixty. over twenty one and one
balf millions; the man of seventy. over
twenty. five millions. These are figures
for which reliable data are in hand. If we
could obtain reliable data for an estimate
of the millions not included in the above
reckoning, we should stand, if possible,
still more aghast before the known ravages
of this gigantic destroyer. But even then
the story would not be half told. For
every man who goes to his grave through
drink, how many are there whose lives are
shadowed by the disgrace and sorrow?
No man liveth to himself and no man
dieth to himself" These are the millions
who are slain; how many are the millions
who mourn, And to think that, from first
to last, this amazing curse is created by
man and can be removed by man-all oft,
every vestige of it-TAe Voice.
The Monitor., 1891-08-14

is a fact well-known in this city that this
has been the power which has controlled
the Army aud Navy policy of every admin
stration for many years, probably ever
since we have had an Army or Navy.
just as the taste of blood makes the " lid
animal more vicious, so the t aste of success
stirs the ambition of man. Washington
having succeeded in capturing the G. a.
r. encampment for next year now wants
to corral all the national nominating con-
yentiops next year, aud its citizens have
already taken the preliminary steps to-
wards presenting Us claims to the respec-
tive national committees. Washington
will start with only one certain vote in
both the Democratic and Republican
national committees, tile members for the
District of Columbia, but If its business
men work with as much vim as they did
for the e. 4. Z. encampment it will be a
rival not 70 be despised before the matter
is settled.
Rumors are again prevalent as 10 the re-
organization of th e cabinet likely TO occur
when Secretary Proctor retires. and as
many believe, Secretary Noble goes upon
the bench of the United States Circuit
Court. The story as told by those who
profess to know the secrets of The admins
tration is that Mr.. Harrison was desirous
of giving one of these vacancies to be to
Illinois and that he was hesitating between
Hon. Robert T. Lincoln now L. S. Minister
to Great Britain, and ex- Representative
Joseph Cannon, tor quite while, and that
he sent for the chairman of the Illinois
State Republican committee to help him
decide. That gentleman put big flea in
the Presidential. ear, so the story goes, by
suggesting the name of Senator Cullom
instead of either of the other sons of
Illinois, and there the matter is said to
stand. In view OF the fact that Senator
Cullom has been unspoken in his opposition
to the nom ination of MI. Harrison, and
of his having announced himself as a can
didate for the nomination, it would Ger
tainly be good stroke of politics for the
President to disarm him by taking him
into the cablne t, but it is not believed
here that the Senator would accept any
thing at the hands of Mr.. Harrison.
WESTON
The Monitor., 1891-08-14

There will De a great deal Of honest in
dignation felt By the citizens Of Gumber-
land County over the appointment of an
excise commission to take the matter OF
regulating the domestic concerns Of the
county cut Of their hands and lodging it
with triumyirate appointed by the
governor We think, though. this feeling
will largely find expression in public By
public speakers in tie interest of temper
ance and good government. and not through
the press of either party. The Democratic
press will approve it, as a matter ofcourse.
because il comes through their own party,
and the Republican press, which wo1ld
like to make political capital out of it for
the benefit Of their own party, dare not, and
will not utter scarcely word in its con-
demnation, reason why? because their,
masters, the Democratic bosses at Trenton
will not so allow. The Democratic party
Of this state, through the governor and
com ptroller, hold the Republican press OF
New Jersey in vice like grip that will not
soon be relaxed, not at least until they see it
to their interest 10 do or are forced to it
Their power comes through bribe they
are able to hold over the heads Of Republ.
can newspaper publishers in the shape of
an annual one thousand dollar subsidy in
publishing the state laws and the official
patronage belonging to it. You just
keep mum as to our business and mind
your own the Democrats say in effect "or
you are $1,000 out yearly" We sometimes
wonder whether this holding the-stolen-
goods relation Of the Republican press of
the state to the Democratic thief at Trenton,
is rightly understood by the Republicans at
large. We really wonder whether they
know that for $1,000 or so annually given
them by the state comptroller through the
Democratic party the voice of their party
press on many salient points is as efIectEal-
~ closed against much of the wickedness
of the most corrupt political party on
earth. as though the editors were bottled
up and tightly corked IF they do not
know II the fact remains all the same
But weare off the subjective began
to talk on the line Of theexcise commission
ard mean to stick to it. As said long ago
by the MONITOR, the excise commission
is now appointed for Cumberland county.
The governor made show of decent wait
ing before perpetrating this outrageous stab
upon their franchise, this setting up three
men to override the expressed will Of the
voters Of the whole county at the polls, but
it come at last,a as might have been known
at the beginning ii was sure to come in
the end. After the perpetration OF this
monstrous crime by the Democratic party
of the state upon its citizens one would
think that 1t would be small trouble for
the decent and self respecting part of it
to cut the party and help rub it ont, but
that they will is by no means certain.
However we hope for the best, and believe
that would be the best possible thing to
happen, even for the Democrats.
The Monitor., 1891-08-14
sabbath Dissertation In New York.

Several thousands of the constituents of
the Hon. Timothy Dry Dollar Sullivan,
member of the Assembly of the State of
New York went on an excursion to-day. 1t
required two steamers and five barges to
carry them and the bar privilege was sold
to the highest bidder for 1880. Last year
the bar privilege sold for s1065, and the
purchaser is said to have made profit of
about thousand dollars. so thirsty were
the excursionists. Judging from reports
the profit to day was fully as great, not
withstanding the increased cost of the
'priyilege.n There were. however, only
five fights and only two women fell ever
board, to be rescued from "watery graves. ,,
The fact that it vas Sunday, and that the
laws of the State, which the Hon. Dry
Dollar Sullivan helps to make, prohibit the
sale of liquor on that day, did not detract
from the pleasure of the excursionists.
Every body had a good time. The political
picnic, of which this is fair example, is an
institution peculiar to New York Other
cities and towns may have picnics but they
resemble the New York article only in
part. Here nearly every district leader has
an association, which bears his name, and
which every year goes ON an excursion,
generally on the water, and largely at his
expense. Sometimes the excursions are
'stag parties," but more often the men are
accompanied by their wives and sweet
hearts. Next to the bar the band is the
most important feature Of the excursion
and dancing is the chief amusement. A
pretense is made of going to some grove"
OF other, but most of the time is spent on
the water. To hundreds of people this ex =
cursion affords the principal outing of the
year, and, were it not for the abnormal
quantity OF beer and whiskey usually con-
sumed, many would undoubtedly derive
benefit from the days excursion 'sDry
Dollar" Sullivan used to be bootblack.
That is nothing to his discredit. On the con
trary he has reason to feel proud of his ad
vancement from such a humble beginning.
He is far from being saint, but he doubtless
has his good qualities, which are the basis
of his popularity in his section of the city.
He is true product of metropolitan life,
a fair representative of class. Some
other men would not care to have their
names associated with Sunday excursion
of which the liquor privilege is so profita-
BILE that it sells for 1880, but "Dry Dollar"
Sullivan, doubtless, looked upon the thou
sands who thronged the barges to-day with
the greatest satisfaction. They were the
visible evidence of his importance in the
city of New York. Every man aboard
meant vote for Timothy d. Sullivan and
the men and measures he advocates.
T. letter in Mondags PHILADELPHIA Ledger.