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Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep.
depending upon healthy condition Of
all the vital organs. II the liver be
inactive, you have a bilious look, if
your stomach be disordered you have a
dyspeptic look and if your kidneys be
affected you have a pinched look. Secure
good health aud you will have good
looks. Electric Bitters is the great
Alternative and tonic acts directly on
these vital organs. Cures pimples,
blotches, boils and gives good com
plexion. Sold at L. Il. Kinks drug
store, 5Oc. per bottle.
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without any teacher; you came to the rescue
when Miss Iafarge deserted her Defsarte class
SO suddenly, and certainly we are all improve
ing in grace under your instruction; I heard
his club made mistakes in playing baseball;
you seem to be up on all the latest sfads,' and
know just what to do under all circumstances:
you entertain beautifully; and in the last
month you have improved SO In health, owing.
you tell me, to your physical culture exercises,
Where DO YOU get all OF your information
from In this little out-of the way place i-fQF
you never so to the CITY,"
KATE, Why, Jennie, you win make me
vain. i have only one source of information,
but it Is surprising how it meets all wants. /
very seldom hear OF anything new but what
the next few days bring me full information
Ana great tfeasures It is to us all for Il
really furnishes the reading for the whole
household: father has given up bis magazine
chat he has taken for years, as no says this
one gives more and better information on
the subjects of the day; and mother says
that 1t is that that makes her such famous
fhe only really FAMILY magazine publiehed.
IS we have sent for samples of all OF them,
and find that one is all for men, another all
for women, and another for children only,
while this one suits every one of us; so We
only need to take one instead of several, and
too lavish in my praise; but will let you seq
ours, or, better still, send 10 cents to the pub
Usher, w. Jennings Demorest, Is East l4thr
Street, New York, for a sample copy, and
shall always consider that have done you
q great favor; and may be you will be cutting
Being the best informed f fanny IL town. II
that be 50. it is penorestls Family Magazine
chat does II"
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LUMBER

of the best quality large assortment. at the low.
est prices consistent with good quality consisting
Of Joists and Scantling from 2x3 to 6xS. Weather
Boarding. siding. Wainscoting. Partition, Finish
ing, Planks, Plastering Labs, ShinRlinR Laths
Stepping, Casing. Mouldings. Doors, Sash, Blinds
Shutters. Frames, Shingles, Slate. Cement, Balti.
more Binding Lime. Plastering Hair, Fencing
Posts, Drain Tile. Soft and Hard Bricks, etc.
Bill Stuff.
Oak. Pine and Hemiock bills cut to order.
~ Estimates furnished for house and barn bills
delivered at any station.
PUMPS.
Cucumber Pumps of the best make, to suit any
depth well. carried in stock.
Hay, Gram and Seeds.
The highest cash market prices paid for Hay
and Grain.
AS-arass Seeds Of choice quality, such as Glover,
Timothy. Hungarian. Millet and Alsike usually in
stock.
Fertilizers
of the best make constantly on hand among which
may be found Pure Raw Bone Meal, Dissolved
Bone. Potato Phosphate. Sure Growth Land Plas-
ter. etc. a8-LAnd Lime by the carload.
Coal, Bran and Sail.
Stove, Steam and Smithing Coal. Bran in bulk
and sacks. Liverpool and American G. A. and
Ashton Fine Salt for table and dairy purposes.
always on hand.
For particulars apply to or address
A. L. DUYCktMCK g. CO.,
spS Rising Sun, Md.
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Entitled to Confidence.

Entitled to Confidence.
Mr.. 3. t. Reynolds, druggist. should
have the confidence Of this community.
his calling is one Of responsibility very
often precious lives are entrusted to
his care; taking the agency for selling
the celebrated red flag oil should be q
guarantees, it win be oil that is claimed
for il, and no remedy excels it for the
quick cure OF rheumatism, neuralgia,
sprains and all bodily pain. Price rs
cents.
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Bucklen's Arnica Salve

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever,
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction. or money refunded, price 25c.
per box. for sale by L. r. Kirk.
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The campaIgn Of nduoatlon

A list of valuable and interesting
books published in another column,
which everyone interested ID the
momentous questions of reform
should examine and order, q
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HOW TO
COOPERATE.
By HERBERr 1fYRICx.


BY HERBERT sdYRICK.
This e pre.eminentiy book for the masses. for
producers in city and country, for the farmer
aims to sSclbe tSS Ho@ rs:Sss {sh tS
Wherefore OF cooperation; to be treatise On the
subject.
How to Practice It IL Clearly De
scribed in these Pages.
a. The *. very concise direstions given are based
e IEas hsTs a u
wife the author TO produce book that shall be .
sRak 9, enn reliable guido to cooperative
Over $50 Pages. Farmers espeeially-csn by
70 e aS Prs
Bt0 30 per can't ON All they have 20 sell. =
The Principal Features.
The Cooperative Store
and how 1t should BIO conducted This Is based
on me sxperience Of . maryelOugly successful
q ansrtsr Il a1 m nIss Soiass y 1R
Raying ne patrons dividend or rebate Of from
SsSs sosss e ss State ss any
Cooperative Dairying
treats fully Of associated butter-mahing and
qheese-mnkfng, either separately or alone. &c
describes the various systems OF operation, how
2 start and run . cooperative creamery cheese
tantory, the kind OF buildings to adopt, methods to
follow, model bylaws. rules. etc.
Cooperative Production
show how and why they succeed and tells
plainly how workers everyW here can unite
70 secure the great benefits OF cooperation.
Farmers Exchanges.
Explaining how producers and consumers can,
through corporation, market their Products
and buy their aupplies 1t great saving and
pfOut. HOW Cattle Mem can Resist the Ex-
tortion OF the HeeG Combine through co-opera-
I'VE OF live stock. This department OF the
Work Is based on the experience Of eAttemon coop
eEAtor Who sold last year over $1,000, 900
Forth Of live stock Independents o. the 'com-
Other Topics TREATED Comprise Qo-Qpera-
Five Ehre INSURANCE, gQ-OEeFatlve Bapks
lngtOo-operatto1f for WoEhens the Future
81 Desperation.
The work q > Handbook and Directory OF
CQ-9perAf1op In America II you are At AL inter
ssted N the subject you cannot aaord to be without
I.issI r-ssposspaldI bound in cloth. Address an
TIE MIDLAND JouRNAL.
Rising Sun, Nd.
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Alexander Hoffman,
Baker and Confectioner,
Rising Sun, Md.

/ am prepared to furnish families with
FRESH BREAD,
ROLLS, CAKES,
PIES, PASTRY
and CONFECTIONERY.
Also Picnics and Parties supplied on
short notice. The public is solicited
for Its custom and no efforts will be
spared to give entire satisfaction.
ALEX. HOFFMAN,.
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A POPULAR FAMILY.

JENNIE: How is it, Kate, that you always
seem to catch on to the last new thing7 Do
of me-"
KATE: don't know: certainly do not
make any exertion In that direction"
JENNIE: Well, during the last few months,
for example, you have taken up painting,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1891-12-04
MUSIC AT YATES,


There is music at Yates !"
especially in the Overcoat
Room and Children's Depart
ment. The constant hum of
business gives a SNAP" and
"a "go" to the whole establish
ment.
The choice Clothing of the
season is upon our tables
upon its merits principally
we rely to advance our repu-
tation. The moderate prices
of course will also have their
say.
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LEAVE GoIxa SOUTH.


FALL AND WINTER
n0 " -
1 Ow and MadiIInn.pricnd
u ''sSusAsas it0Ou
hD N0C NNNn0
IS to So Gents for Wool Goods.
b to 10 Gents for Cotton Goods.
--
FINE DRESS GOODS
From all over the world Range of Prices. rs cents
and mp.
snKs-nrAcK AMI cornprn
oolored: 80 cents yard up.
We only sail 81. si,t a Ssss sA'u Wy
-
All coiors. Styles. Prices.
LAoEs. LACE CURTAINS.
y ~ Lace Lac ourts sI s.f drora a 90 . p.,r nm
s. DOMESTIC coTToNs. FLANNEIs.
cott0ns At Wholesale Prices. All widths in the
Flannels-any Quality Won NAV wan. !, co,o..,
~~,t
White. Embroidered. Fancy.
LINENS,
Only Pure Linens sold.
T.ble Tdnsn "A, ..nt. ,..ar
Doylies. 30 Giants ! aozs, - M, up'
Nsnkins, II 0o 4 do@sn mn
- : -..--.- : = '''''
Largest v.'i'', s : s;sss.,. !, Prices.
Beds. ' Cribs. '''' -Ha '''s''
800. ~ -''D'' D'"A A'''a-
Mems and Boys cassimeres, Cloths for Suits,
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PHILADELPHIA, WHINING.
= TON & BALTIMORE r. r.
CRNTRAL DIVISION.
On and after Sunday. May oath, 1891, trains
will run nsfollows:
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DY SPECIAL with Publishers
- Of the above Reform books
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1891-12-04
1891 THE cuLLslvAToR 1892
Country Gentleman.

THE BEST OF THE AGRICULTURAL wEEKLIRs.
DEVOTED TO-
Farm Crops and Processes,
Horticulture and Fruit Growing,
Live Stock and Dairying,
While 1t also includes all minor departments of
Rural interest. such As the Poultry Yard Entomol-
ogy. Bee Keeping. Greenhouse and Grapery. vete-
rinary Replies. Farm Questions aud answers, Fire
side Reading Domestic Economy. and Summary
of the News Of the Week. It's Market Reports ara
unusually complete. and much attention is paid
to the Prospects ofthe Crops. as throwing light
upon one OF the most important Of all questions
When 70 Buy and When to Sell. II 1t liberally IL.
Illustrated. and by recent enlargement. contains
more reading matter than ever before. The sub
scriptton price is S2.50 per year. but VIC offer
special reduction In cur
CLUBBING RATES FOR 1892
Two Subscriptions. in one remittance. 50
Six Subscriptions. in one remittance. 10
Twelve Subscriptions In one remittance. IL
~ To all NKW Subscribers for 1892, paying In
advance now. we will send the paper weekly. from
our receipt OF the remittance to January ist 1884,
without charge. Specimen Copies Free. Address
LUTHER TUCKER 4 SON. Publishers,
ALBANY. n. Y.
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.EAvE GONG NoRrH.

Trains leave Oxford for Philadelphia at 20 .. m.
90 .. m. and 90 p. m. Market Train. Tuesdays
and Fridays only. at IL 90 .. m. Sunday Trains 1t
90 p. m. nd 10 p. m.
LEAVE GorNa soyTr.
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This 10 pre-eminentiy book for the .aasnea. for
producers in city and country, for the fRrTinera
and worktngmen, for consumers everywhere.
lt aims to describe the How, rather than the
Wherefore Of cooperation; to be treatise on the
ART Just now TO cooperate, rather than dis
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1891-12-04

tact the two old parties will remain
intact, or if temporarily dethroned from
power. they, or-one of them, will speed
lily succeed in again grasping the rsins
Of government through the corruptipg.
power Of the robbing money trust.
The three parties are unit on the
financial question and all Of them fight
bitterly to have it thrust to the rear,
which would permit it to remain in
power with all its tools to control leg
islation and rob the hand Of produe-
tive industry. The two old parties
say, and will listen to nothing else, let
us settle the tariff first. 1t is the
most important of all political ques-
tions. They have been at this for 80
years on dead pull apparently, one
against the other, and for 40 years
prior to the slavery rebellion, and are
further away from settlement than ever.
The Prohibition Party is for putting
everything out of sight but the saloon.
Kill the saloon first, they say, and then
all else will follow as surely as day fol-
lows night. Aud the party managers
beat the long roll. call out their forces,
issue high.souuding addresses in which
every man Is expected to do his whole
duty. And then the saloon is tackled.
and whom the battle is over the saloon
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Farmers Exchanges.

shows how and why they succeed and tells
plainly how workers eyeEyw here can unite
70 secure the great benefits OF cooperation.
The rustler., 1891-12-11
HOW SHE REBUKED HIM.
She just Framed Few Words with
Her Lips.

sho just Framed Few Words with.
Her Lips.
A young man with large, soft brown
eyes, entered broadway car lie
looked like a rural visitor. lie might
have been tenor in the village choir.
lie wore his hair little longer than
the usual city fashion. 1t was pretty,
nut-brown hair and his derby tipped to
the back just little too much. lie was
kindly and chivalrous, and every time
u woman entered he gave up his seat II
she needed one, stared daggers at other
men who didn't
Finally pretty young girl entered
with an elder woman. The girl had a
complexion like peaches and cream
The young man thought he had never
seen such a complexion in his life. He
tried to read his paper. lie was above
staring any woman out OF countenance,
but that complexion was the prettiest
thing he had seen in New York. He
looked over the top of his paper at her
once, caught her eye, and hastily with
drew his gaze to the paper he held.
buh tuhb tbiuplGNlbh lhNtTbtu llhcll
between his vision and the lines he was
pretending to read. He felt tempted to
| look again. He couldn't help IL. Once
more the honest brown eyes were riv.
eted just for a second on the peachy
face opposite. Like n flash the lips
parted and the words. what chu look.
ing at?" were transmitted-not even by
n whisper, simply by the motion of her
| lips,
The peachy face never changed color.
1t was of "A more reliable sort than the
/ flame that rushed TO his face. He sank
behind his friendly newspaper. lie
would have said-had he dared-'I beg
your pardon. your complexion is the
most beautiful / ever saw"
But his abasement was complete
She and her companion alighted at tn,
next corner. lie never looked aftei
them, and the car had gone foul
blocks before he recovered.-N. Y
World
The rustler., 1891-12-11

Th< o.sri-. - . eesh.. Deunessis ssshian
arenx~aiat situafiua-
The eruss-examination u nui always
ON the sids uf the lady. The servant u
frequently more of an expert In that
line than her would-he mistrcs. Mrk
H. ~ Lexington aveuue. near stth
street on her removal from Washing
ton. advertised for q servant The hrst
respondent was q girl with an astonish-
ing ''pullhackr and an ciatoratcly deco
rated hat She answered satisfactorily
Mn M's few questions. Then Il was
her inning
"Tlow many have you In family"
asked Miss Pullhack. while one Of her
F plumcs nodded dercely n the lady q
the house.
There are my husband. one child
and. ns you sec. myself"
'sliow old il the child NUM-"
"Three years one month. four days
eve hours d"-glancinR al her watch
about ten minutes"
But this was said 50 pleasantly that
Pullhaels did not see the sarcasm.
boy or girlg'
"Boy."
"of course you have q nurse for him,
mumP''
'Of course"
''llave you any dodgers. mum?-
''oh, certainly not; Mr.. H. Is not a
lodging house keeper"
"Am ! expected 10 do all the cook
in'2"
Il think so"
"Do you have any eomp'ny to din
nero
Occasionally"
about how many. might / ask,
mumY'
''oh. that depends"
Can have all the things I want for
cookin? You don't lock up the pantry,
mum?"
III you desire It will leave It un-
locked"
81 would like TO go TO church every
Sunday morning; they were very re-
ligious in my last place"
1--WE are rather religiously inclined
ourselves. and would rather prefer that
you occupy our pew on the Sunday
morning"
And can have every other Sunday
out and one day in the week?"
III you insist upon il, yes"
you've no objection TO me receivin'
comp'ny?"
Not the least"
"You sez, mum, you gives twenty
dollars"
Yes"
"Do ] have q different bedroom to
the nurse?"
"les. Would you like 10 see it?"
And the lady at once led Miss Pullbacls
upstairs, but 10 her own elegantly fur
nished chamber. isn't this a lovely
room?" said Mrs. H., with the least sus-
picion of irony in her tone.
"Yes, " stammered the expert servant.
girl, beginning to get little mixed 4"
Now come down stairs and I'll show
you something else"
Arrived in the hall. Mrs II. asked the
coarse-featured. bold-eyed girl:
''Do you see that door?" pointing TO
the street door. "Now open it and get
through it as quickly as you can, you
impertinent young hussy."
Miss Pullback was dazed, and when
she waggled down the iron stoop il was
evident that her spirit was as limp as
the feather in her hat N. Y. Herald
The rustler., 1891-12-11

Fine soft clothes are much used for
inexpensive tea gowns, and some of
these in pale, pretty shades of rose, ma
hogany. green and tan, are made up
with white or chamois-colored cloth
fronts. Rose pink or Spanish yellow
cashmere or camels-hair gowns are
trimmed with black velvet ribbon, with
folds os chenille-dotted black net let
into the skirt Short tea gowns for
youthful wcarers are made in quaint
styles, the early English fashion being
favorite, with round waist, cut with
a rounding neck, rosetted at the back
and beltcd in front With this is worn
n guimpe of silk or velvet, made with
full sleeves, rosett I'd Mt the back part
below tine elbow. These gowns may
Le made of plain cashmere, but rich
effect can be impaired by the handsome
guimpe of velvet, brocade or fancy
silk either striped or embroidered, and
this at n very little extra outlay. Chi
caro- Post
The rustler., 1891-12-11

AAEAAH ~ AA-H8
n the struggle Tor cxistenos has not
knocked al the love Of nature out u
his soui. the small boy, when he arrives
~ mans estate. can not pass q chest
nui-iaden fruit stand without the sight
bringing back those happiesi days Of
/ his life
What holidays were more delightful
10 the New England boy than those
spent In the fall. under a chestnut tree,
brushing hack and forth the crisp
brown leaves searching for chestnuts
And when the empty buclxwhcat sack
was full and tied al IN. top. what de-
light Il was 90 put the bag upon the
left shoulder At dusk and triumphautly
tramp home whistiing; then to trudge
upstairs 20 the attic and spread the
fruit ont 10 dry.
How different Is the process by which
the chestnut l. annually introduced 10
the average city boy. ON the corner Of
almost every city street a smoking
charcoal range. presided over by n rag
ged Italian. may be met with. Soap
less hands build the little charcoal FIRE
and handle the so-called roasted fruit
4 pockct-knifc used for cutting tobacco
makes the cross incision on the outer
skin. and when innocence buys the
fruit and wonders how the nuts became
imprcgnated with the flavor Of salt
mackercl, he never fancies that the
vender has cooked his breakfast in the
dish in which he cooked his wares.
Notwithstanding these minor draw
backs, which may be overcome by not
patronizing street venders, the Ameri-
can sweet chestnut presents many de-
I lightful culinary possibilities which
should be better known. They are
smaller than the coarse European
chestnut, and for this reason are more
troublesome 10 prepare for the tables
but they are 50 superior in quality and
flavor that they are much to be prefer
red
To begin with, either variety Of the
chestnut, when reduced TO -four may
he converted into bread, cakes. pud-
dings, dumplings ice cream, conserves
puree for soup stufling and hundred
other tempting forms Whole, they
are made into bon-bons, glnces, etc
Boiled in beef broth they may be scrv.
ed as a vegetable separately, or as n
garnish 20 meat poultry. game, etc.
AS cold weather approaches, per-
haps the American housewife may be
more interested in knowing how to
prepare a chestnut stufiing for poultry
milk pigs, fresh hams etc, than other
more pretentious products. Here is
the formula: Roast a pint of chestnuts
and peel off the outer and inner skin:
weigh them and simmer half pound
of them for twenty minutes in as much
veal gravy rs viii cover them; drain
and let them cool; then pound them in
n mortar with four ounces OF butter,
three ounces of bread crumbs, q trife
OF grated lemon peel, and powdered
mace, salt and pinch Of cayenne, bind
the mixture with the yolls OF three eggs
When devilcd almonds can not be had
for dessert, the chestnut thus prepared
Is an admirable substitute. Pee! the
raw ehestnuts and scald them TO re-
move the outer skin; put them in fry
ing pan with n little butter and toss
them about few moments; add n
sprinkle Of salt and suspicion of cay
puup -Miunpnuolig Trihunp
The rustler., 1891-12-11

A policeman had told two old vags
sitting on bench to move on and as /
followed them one of them said To the
other:
"Jim, l think he means US kindly"
"Yes, | think he do"
''lic knows that we'd be apt TO sit
there until we got chill and then
pneumonia and death might follow"
That's IT,
Whereas, II he tells MS to move on
we keep our blood circulating, avoid
all danger and are spared TO our friends
and the world"
That's correct"
(which is very kindly of him, in.
deed, Jim; and IL IL SO happens that wa
meet him again. we'll impress IL on his
mind that we know how TO feel crate
full. even II we bean't high-toned nor
rich. st LoIis Post Dispatch.
The rustler., 1891-12-11
oRAsNY's MESSAGE.

Yoa'Es vriiiur oas 70 gsss tsa-T. psu-uss
hss tweatF aanr.
Ane saats yuu saY o. ms g. seuf uessaEa
sfraIstt frum humel
Dszr noF. n 4 euula iusi ~ desn and take his
has, .u mius
insir.d = puifinr ali HY love Ia oas pouf uitls
lndt
Nat vriis or clear and Be- 81 rsaas '-ro saas.
auay irom hsmes
Cranny says - rcaiy
Faf ne siuraom cume-
You'rs smular. daughter a. soc wfits. bas
gars uunt smile tnai way
Hls m.ud sm So = ultin' bacz o. thoughts d
yesterday.
Dsfors BED fui a. uls and taiL aaa o.. - yery
wise.
When te vas Frauuys white haired bog.
aaHuamlur of ths sales
50 sriie cut clear and lct ii read To Jaez
auay from home
Granny says SET ready
F1r tls aitriam cone
Somehow the isttsfs that ~c set don't seen q
come ifom tim.
Aud often when I've read them through m,
poor olf eyes ar dims
lie talks 300 much Of Ncalth and poWer-ml
Jsca vas never proud
az men of note. and fame. and might, and Eoin.
WIZ NNf fNM#H
SO Nriie aui clear ard let d Rad; TO Jack
away from hume3
Granny says ret ready
Fus the kingdom come"
You think Bis birthday calls Tor more than suci
simple iine
Nay there are those who love him less 10 ma6'
him wishes tue.
Ms words 20 from . faithful heart. they're ten
der. true and warm.
With loving wisdom In them. too 20 win ms
huy from harm.
SO write cut clear and let it read; "To Jack
away from homo:
Granny says get ready
For she kingdom come"
ia like 70 see him a. DC reads, his bright eyes
hrimmiug oer.
And good thoughts rising white aud strong. &,
bo forgot no more.
Heaven will be- nearer 10 his heart than il IA.
been Tor years.
Tor be- viii resd Ia that one line my love, ms
hopes ms prayers
And ~. because be is 10 dear; TO Jack
away from home;
Lranny says got ready
For the kingdom come"
Jean Blewett. Ia Chicago Times
The rustler., 1891-12-11

.No thank yoa. ! aust RI t.aek n
ths Nest - Disappointment" shs
looked 81 him inquirinWiv. s.lt's the
name II the baildiag where I -.
thruuEh the preiense Of dulnr hnsi.
ucs< The name Nas given Il by soms
fellow Who had the knAek of applying
an apt rhrass O. an easy dis-sFcry.
= hops 81 soc You again. air
'-fou shall Ia truth. I can't PR
init one ~ closely allied 10 me 10 e.
cape"
The lawyer went back 90 his miscr.
able olioe and sat meditating wretch.
esily.
The rustler., 1891-12-11
A Back Number.

Hawhaw, the Humorist concluding
his latest johe)-Now, call that pretty
good, but you did not seem TO appre-
ciate it. Trotter. You did not laugh
any.
Trotter (returned tourist III laughed
heartily at 1t four months ago when I
found II chiseled on the walls of re-
cently-exhumed house in Pompeii.-
National Tribune.