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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-08-09
Many and Varied Attractions.

At Leschi park this afternoon Professor
w. III. Davidson, champion tight-rope
walker of America, will perform many of
his thrilling feats, giving one of the most
remarkable performances ever seen here.
The First Regiment band will give an
open-air concert from 3 80 to $50, and the
crowd can see the sea-lions sporting and
being fed. No admission is charged TO the
park, which is a charming spot on the
lake shore, and reached in few minutes
by the Yesler avenue cable line.
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STILL They COME
Stubborn Diseases Yield to Skillful
Treatment.

1t is positive fact that the art of cur.
ing diseases by electricity is reyoIutioniz-
ing the practice of medicine as il is shown
oy the following testimonials that speak
for themselves:
SEATTLE, Aug. 1, 1891.
This - TO certify that DIR. Darrin. of this
city, did successful operation in straight
ening my left eye that had been crossed
since was child. Ny age is IS. He did
the operation In q short space of time.
without scarcely any pain and made per-
fect cure JOHN WILSON.
ANOTHER OPEN CARD.
To the Public:-This is TO certify that
DR.. Darrin, of Seattle, Wash, has restored
my hearing and stopped the noise and
ringing in my ears, that have caused me a
great deal Of trouble and embarrassment for
the past year or so. / cheerfully recon-
mend the doctors to the afflicted. as know
well of their success and reputation in San
FRANCISCO. a. CASE.
TACOMA, Wash.
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Finishing Up the Belt Line.

The construction train on the south
end of the Belt line finished up the work
and the completed track on the
north and south ends will be turned over
to the operating department of the North
ern Pacific about August Is. The build
ings are not finished, owing to delay in
the arrival Of material. A gap of eleven
miles remains between Kirkland and the
Colman ranch, which will not be con-
structed until right-of-way is cheaper.
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M,sEIL IN CONTEMPT.
He Fails to Pay Aiimony Ordered by
the Court,

Judge Humes yesterday issued an at
tachment for John Mcneil TO bring him
before the court TO show cause why he
should not be punished for contempt.
On Thursday he was ordered by Judge
Lichtenberg to pay 500 on Saturday to his
wife. Mrs. Mary Mcneil, for the carrying
on of the divorce suit pending between
them. Mcneil failed TO make the pay
ment, and on the affidavit of his wife an
attachment was issued for him, returnabie
forthwith. Mcneil could not be found by
the officer to whom the warrant was given.
Judge Humes iilied out a bond for $780, so
that in case Mcneil is found he can avoid
going to jail until court opens tomorrow
By giving security for his appearance.
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PEACE AT NEWCASTLE.
Returning Deputy sheriYs Report Quiet
In the Mining Camp.

Returning Deputy sherins Report Quiet
In the Mining Camp.
Six deputy sheriffs came in from New
castle yesterday, leaving but FIVE in the
town. Deputy Sheriff a. G. Thornton il
still in command Of the forces. He said
yesterday. while in town on flying visit
to his family, that he considered the dam
ger practically over. The miners are NOV
ing out rapidly. The saloons have been
allowed TO resume business, and the ne
groes are their best patrons. They are in
clined to use rough methods TO express
their exuberance OF feeling, but their oc-
casionsl guarrels are only among those of
their own race. and they have shown no
disposition TO interfere with any of the
white men. The mine Is being worked
without interruption.
Twelve evictions will be made Tuesday.
Sheriff Woolery said yesterday that he
will not delay any longer in carrying out
the order of the court, but that he expects
no resistance.
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PROSPECTS OF THE HOP CROP.
Great Uncertainty Caused by Ravages OF
Lice In Vines.

Assistant Superintendent Nadeau, of the
Northern Pacific and Lake Shore roads, is
receiving reports from the agents in the
hop growing districts along those lines as
20 the prospects of the crop this fail.
These reports show that the acreage is
about the same a. last year, but it Is Inn
possible to form close estimate of the
crop, as ii is expected to fally anywhere
from Is to so per cent. below last years
crop. At Puyallup, Sumner, Kent and
other places along the Northern Pacific
nearly all the growers are spraying the
vines and will thereby reduce the ravages
of the lice to minimum. At Ferndaie,
in Whatcom county, they are doing almost
nothing to counteraet the destruction of
vines by lice. The one great element of
uncertainty is the extent of the ravages of
the lice and the degree of success attained
by the measures of prevention adopted.
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NO PLACE FOR oUARRELs.
Seighborhood Dispute Thrown Out
Court.


Court.
Mrs. Anna G. Hubbard was tried in JUS
tice Won Tobels court yesterday on q
charge of threatning to burn down the
house occupied by Mrs. Ella Sheppard.
The women occupy the relation of land
lord and tenant.
Mrs. Hubbard lives at Front and Vir-
ginia streets, and owns the house at .732
Front which Mrs. Sheppard lives in. She
requested her tenant TO vacate, and the
latter refused. 1t was then that she is
charged with havingsgiven utterance to
the words, .'I'lI burn the house down
rather than let you live in it,"
Mrs. Sheppard obtained a warrant and
asked TO have the landlady bound over to
keep the peace. Justice Won Tobel said
he thought it nothing more than neigh
borhood quarrel, and he dismissed the
case and taxed the costs to the complain
ing witness.
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KERKow DIVORCE SUIT.
The Wife Granted q Decree on a
Ground of Neglect

Ahe WIG Granted . Decree on the
Ground OF Neglect.
Clara NJ. Kerkow was granted divorce
nom Frank F. Kerkow yesterday by
Judge Humes. Mrs. Kerkow's witnesses
moved that she had been neglected by her
husband TO such an extent that it caused
hef great mental suffering. Kerkow's
attorney admitted the genuineness of two
se'ses written by Kerkow 20 Mrs. Hayes,
ana iniroduced no evidence by way of de-
iease. Judge Humes awarded the plaintiff
vac title to some real property valued at
siVo which her husband had bought for
her, and directed that she be paid SO ali
money each month for year.
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Young but Ineorrigible.

Martin olsen's parents sent their son to
the reform school at Chehalis yes
terday They claim that the lad is an IN
corrigible thief. and that he has spent the
years of his youth stealing the household
effects belonging to his parents and con-
verting them into coin, which he has
wasted in living riotously. He was taken
to Chehalis by Deputy Sheriff Wells.
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of the Rainier hotel The Rainier Hotel
Company continues its possession with
Chief Clerk Walker in charge. The hear
ing of ex-Manager Rays application for a
temporary Injunction 10 set for tomorrow
at n m
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ANOTHER Miner Elected.

The Oregon improvement Company
brought another eiectment suit yesterday
against one of its tenants at Newcastle.
The defendant is Joseph serrock, miner.
An order for provisional writ of restitu-
ton was issued by Judge Humes upon
the plaintiffs giving bond in the sum of
s1sn
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Negro Wife Beater Jailed.

was brought in from Newcastle yesterday
by Deputy Sheriff Ben Stretch, and jailed
for an alleged assault on his wife, Bertha
Maxwell. com mitted the day before. The
story is the old tale of matrimonial infelIc-
ity arising from mutual jealousy.
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Peace and Prosperity at Black Diamond.

The Black Diamond Company shipped
347 car loads of coal last week, about 4, 800
tons. The town has made a contract for
building schoolhouse for the primary de-
partment, and will have three depart
ments, principal, intermediate and pri-
mary. The first two will commence on
August II. and the primary as soon as the
building is finished. The building will be
2ix40 feet, Is feet high in the clear The
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Admitted 70 pra..,..

70 motion OF I'll. +. Shook before Judge
saiaes' D. 1. Cross was admitted yester-
- . practice in the superior court. He
sea'ed certificate from the superior
S'art OF the District OF Columbia.
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Gratifying to All.

The high position attained and the universal
acceptance and approval of the pleasant liquid
fruit remedy, syrup of Figs, as the most excel
lent laxative known, illustrate tie value Of the
qualities on which its success Is based and ara
sbundantly gratifying to the California Fig
Syrup Company.
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FAIR WONEN

All brigh beautiful and fascinating women
are made more charming by the artistic use 81
VISIONS famous Rohsrtipe. 10 enlivens the
most regular beauty by AIDING freshness, purify
and erilliAncy 10 the cornulcxloa-
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camp il in q fiourishing condition. Morgan
Morgsns, the superintendent, says quiet
and peace reign supreme. everybody at
work and everything running smoothly.
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The Washington National Building, Loan and
Investment Association have moved their ONCE
TO the ground floor. Ill Columbia street.
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Bsckache is almost Immediately relieved BY
wearing one Of Car;er's Smart Weed and Bella
donna B2ckachs plasterS. Try one and Be tree
from pain. Pxics = ceats.
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All goods at and below cost at Latour & Coz
closing out sale.
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Look At

The pianos and study the prices at O. E. Pstfis
Co.'S, l.oos Front street.
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We ALWAYS HANE MONEY
A Fine Inyestrrnt

To loan on city snd farru pse=s-ty. d. p. Ne
Connsughey, 10 Washington buiting
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Would he the purchase OF piano or organ o.
o. {. Peitis 4 Co, i.cos Front street
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There are bargains galore in all
colors of Lace Dress Nets, and ele-
CANT Dress Trimmings are almost at
your own price. You cannot possibly
make mistake on any OF them-all
are below the manufacturers cost
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The Rainier Hotel Case.

20 inriher legal steps were taken yes
In the dispute over the possession
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One of the most attractive
displays ever made in the city
is in the corner show window.
This is sample from the third
1oor-the home of our great
Carpet and Upholstery De-
partments. There is much to
admire in the window display,
but it is onlya mere trlfie COM
pared with what may be seen
on the third floor.
This is the last week of the
phenomenal carpet offerings,
and you must avail yourselves
of these great specials without
delay.
We again repeat that you
cannot obtain anywhere IN this
country such good carpets at
such low prices as these:
MoQuetse Carpets were si-s5. gov $50
veivei carpets we're sLTs. NOW $I-Ss
ward
ISweI aud BigeioE Body Brussels were
81 s. now sl25-
Fossx brussels were I.s5. row 8l-l9.
CIV Brussels were sI.3Qs uow e3e-
TnraS.rv Brussels were 81. H0E Soc
ToxcaFy Tapestries were s1OSs a0w SOC
AIl-Eo0. Inzr&lls were s0cs D0w s5e
Positively this is the last
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A large lot of fine black and
white straw sailor hats have
been received by the Millinery
Department. These are in fine
and rough-and-ready straws.
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Incorporation
SALE.

the remaining days will 60 add the great the
sale.
This sale has been surprise There has been
what you might call immense crush but all such
constant steady of buyers that while their presence has
not been manitesty apparent find every day the receipts
holding up to regular exciting jam days.
For the coming week mention of perhaps half the
specials These have already been marked-others now
being selected for the sacrifice.
The big orethe of the worlds products for
wears bending still further towards your advantage as pu
chaser.
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Interest in the Ladies I'm

partment ahead on the double
quick in the past six months.
Just the mention of specials
for this stock creates buying
furry.
Here's a lot of specials,
every one a direct money loser
for us and a money gamer for
you. These prices are made
to clear up the ends of summer
lines.
Ladies' Cotton Vests were Soc now CSC.
Ladies Gray Cotton Vests were 6oc, now
Ladies Fancy Cotton Vests were 25c. now
Ladies Cotton Vest. were ssc now Csc
Ladies' Black Cotton Vests were soc. now
Ladies, SIX Isle Vests were 81, nov soc
Ladies' Isle Thread Vests were Sl5o, now
75c-
Some of the vests have
fancy fronts, most are low neck
and sleeveless, and every one
is a genuine bargain.
A glance in the second show
window from the corner will
tell in an instant how far a S.
bill will go towards paying for
an elegant combination suit.
Combustion Suits s4.T5.
Combination Suits 50.
Combination Suits. $3.50.
Combination suits, So
Combination Suits SO.
Here's a few samples of saw
ing prices taken from the finest
stock of Dress Goods in the
state:
Brocaded Moh.irs si 1essc syard
Plain Mobairs at zoe yard
CashTaeres a. Z5c yard.
HenrleIIas, IA inches WIDE z0c yard.
Cheviot Checks, SOC yard
All of these shown in the
display window.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

AMUsEMESTs.
SEATTLE OPERA HOUSE
JoHs W. HANNA. Lessee and Manager.
ONE NIGHT ONLY.
FRIDAY, AUGUST Ia.
A Truly Gorgeous Triumph, The Great Second
Edition Of
WIZ. J. GILMoRE'S
Glorious Scenic, Ballet and Paniomimic Spec
tacle, The
Observation-Disclosures:
! l2~IiIIaasEs1,Ts.zA..fT..s.SSSSs- II !
Charles Il Yale, Sole Manager.
WITH
10 CAPABLE ARTISTS 10
5 Grand Ballots.
Dramatic Cast of Thirty Players
Famous Premiers.
THE ONLY srEcrAcuLAR NOVELTY OF THE
SEA.oS.
s5-IN THE BALLETs-s5
4-sTARTLINe sPEcIALTIEs4
DoS'T FAIL TO BRING THE CHILDREN.
Sale Of Seats open Tuesday at Hansen's Jewelry
Store.
PRICES:
Front Rows. so
Back Rows......-........... ................. LOO
Children half price.
CoRDRAY's THEATER
Corner Third and Madison streeta
BREEZE FRESH FROM THE OLD SOD.
WEEK COMMENCING
MONDAY. AUGUST 10.
Our Own Excellent Dramatic Company in the
beautiful Irish Domestic Drama in
four acts entitled,
9- !f7I2 Wo7 eWS% R
A Picture of Nature and Dramatic Tress
..............-....-..-....
-: AUDITORIUM -
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ...........
BASCo AND ROBERTS.
The Paragon,
WILLIAM Ho WAR D i.
Juggler Incompatible,
MONS. SKILL
The Great and Only
MAYO BRoTHER s.
FRANK NELSON RFUL
DOG CIRCUS.
:xrpSKspAY. 2-MATTNEES-2 SATURDAY:
:wKpsEsDAY 2-MATINEES-2 SATURDAY:
Prices of Observation-Disclosures loo; seats IN
iheater zoe, SOC, 1oc; box seats SOC
Seats reserved sir days n advance NJ box Office
ard AZ Lee & SchluQpfs Drug store. corner
second aud Columbia streets InesSer telephone
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1.-THE
MacDOugan and SouthVick Co.
TOKLAS, SINGERMAN CO.
717-19-21-23 FRONT STREET.
SEATTLE, Aug. Q, 1901.

SEATTLE, Aug. 9. 1891.
The weekly bulletin of the Incorpora-
ton Clearance Sale is that the buying in.
terest remains steady, keeping even with
the past.
Now comes the ending days-the con-
clusion of the great sale. The biggest
half of the allotted time has passed, but
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-Four nice, plain hemstitched hand
kerchiefs for 25c.
Six printed border handkerchiefs
for 2sc-
At ladies' handkerchief section
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week that these special price.
will be continued.
A big lot of null ties have

49, AoFS
dropped
into the
bargain
stream.
You get
double
The moneys
worth in
a ny of
h e m
T h e y
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have nicely embroidered ends,
good quality, and start off at
I5c and from that up. The
reduction in each case is about
one-half.
Plenty of plain and fancy
Windsors at special prices.
These at fancy goods sec.
ton, near elevator.
Here comes the Torchon
Lace bargain legion. The
prices and goods match so well
that talk is superhuous.
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Our Own Excellent Dramatic Company in the
beautiful Irish Domestic Drama In
four acts entitled,
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The best is the cheapest The aim
of the exclusively Ladies Shoe De-
partment is to keep the best footwear
for feminine feet and sell the same for
the least money. This accounts for
the great popularity of the depart
ment
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..EILY o'CoSN NOR
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.xrnSEspAY. 2-MATTNEES-2 SATURDAY.
:wEnSEspAY: 2-MATINEES-2 SATURDAY.


Prices of Observation-Disclosures loo; seats IN
iheater zoe SOC ioc; box seats. SOC
seats reserved six days n advance NJ box Office
and AZ Lee Il SchuupFs Drug store, corner
second aud Columbia streets Thes+er telephone
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A Picture Of Mature and a Dramatic Tres.
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The great offerings in mems and
children's clothing continue TO attract
the buying attention Of the male sex.
Positively 10 such prices are offered
elsewhere in the city.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-04-03
A Cranky idea.

We believe in taxing every man
fully up to his ability to bear it. Tax
him for all the property he has, or all
the common sense he hasn't, for all the
luxuries he enjoys, and for all he don't
enjoy says the Germantown Telegraph.
Grumbling ia one Of the luxuries which
only farmers can fully appreciate; he
has so many things to grumble about,
and to grumble at, and makes it such
an important item OF his social stand
ing. and then it is so annoying to his
cattle, hogs, hens, family and neigh
bors, that he can we'll afford to pay.
And we hope to see the day when
grumblers will pay all the taxes re-
quired TO run the government, to pay
off the national debt TO support anti
grumblers themselves, their heirs and
assigns forever. There are enough OF
them to do il all easily.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-04-03
Professional Posing.

One of the foremost women artists of
New York is emphatic in insisting that
a majority of studio-models are modest,
clever women. She says the ordinary
price paid is 81 morning, or thirty
three and one-half cents an hour, pos
ing thirty and resting fifteen minutes.
1t is tremendously trying work, neces-
stating considerable training to make
q subject available for an artists pur-
poses. Prettiness of form and feature
are strong recommendations TO favor,
but women OF heroic mold with charac-
teristic and marked faces, are priced
above beauties, and are often able to
command very high rates. AS an in
stance of the possibility of the profess
sion, she told OF two little Italian boys,
brothers, who support family of nine
members solely with money earned in
this way. They are charmingly hand
some chaps, with lustrous southern
eyes. They sit for pictures of fruit
vendors, acolytes, boy princes, etc. So
easily and surely do the young foreign
ers make a living, that with the aban-
don common TO their race, both parents
have resigned labor, and with five
other children subsist upon the studio
profits of their two eldest sons.-From
the Illustrated American.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-04-03
origin of Mermaid stories.

The dugong, a species of whale found
abrndantly in the waters of both the
great oceans, but especially OFF the
coast of Australia in the Pacific, is be-
lieved to have furnished the slender
basis upon which all mermaids anu
mermen stories have been founded. Its
average length is from eight to twenty
feet. 1t has a hand much resembling
that Of the human species, and breathes
by means of lungs. It feeds upon SUBJ
marine seaweeds, and when wounded
makes u noise like mad bull. Long
hair in the female species and hair and
beard in the male add to the resem-
blance of the head and deck. The flesh
of this species of whale is used for food,
and is said to have the flavor OF bacon,
mutton or beef, according to the part
of the body from which the meat is
talzen.-New Orleans Picayune.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1891-04-03
THE OMNIBUS.

Women are welded to fashion and
they love, honor and obey it cheer
fully.
There is no difference between q dead
miner and a live one, for in either case
his DEAN of life is ore.
The "self-made man" is very likely
to feel that he has complete corner on
the chefd'euvre business.
Henpecl1ed husbands without dis
tinction of party are unit in favor of
tho closure rule. Closure means shut
up.
a veteran of the war studied for a
horse doctor, but his practice showed
that though veteran-nary surgeon
was he.
She (piqued)-I don't know exactly
what to make of you, Mr.. Bland! He
(eagcr to suggesO-Er-why not try q
husbandp
Six hundred fathers have named
their babies after Chauncey M. Depew,
But for while they will be chiefly be-
fore dinner speakers.
She (out OF breath)-Doesn' It make
you dizzy to waltzp He-Yes, but one
must get used TO it, you know. It's
the way OF tho whirled.
Teacher-To what circumstance is
Columbus indebted for his fameP Tom
my-To the circumstance that America
was not already discovered.
Uncle George-And so you go to
school now, Johnny What part Of
the exercises do you like bestp Johnny
The exercises we get at recess.
Jake Simpson-What is your favor
tie tree. Miss Cora? Cora Bellows Cat
IL r. M.)-The maple. why is ftp"
Because (yawning) 1t leaves early"
Young Wife--John. mother says she
wants to be cremated. Young Hus-
band-Tell her II she'll put on her
things I'll take her down this morning.