The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-05-30
WHOLE NO. 800

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Needles, for all kinds OF sewing
machines at S. N. Noes.
Gasoline at Wright's Drug store.
at retail or in quantity.
Something very new ard pretty in
embroideries and laces can be seen at
Cakes Bros.
An over dressed man is a dude: u
well dressed man is gentleman. "The
Finest" can fix you just right.
The /. o. &. 7. will give IN ice
cream and strawberry festival at the
Office of Rule 4 Cole tonight from 8
o'clock to 1882 Everybody invited to
call.
We have not as yet seen it, but we
learn there is subscription paper in
circulation to raise money to fence tie
cemetery, and that it is headed by
Sherman NJ. Coffin with 500. This is
| most worthy object and no one is too
poor to give little something, if it is
not over 81. Remember that it is the
future home of us all, that there the
rich and poor meet on an equality, and
! the poor man feels as much interest in
keeping the graves of his dead in Il
respectable condition as does his more
fortunate brother. We hope 10 one
will turn the paper away without sub
scribing something. and that all will
give as literally as they can. This is
donation which cannot b6 measured by
| the benefits to accrue to each, and is
nothing more than simple Offering of
respect to the memory of our departed
friends. 1t is the intention to raise
enough to surround the cemetery with
an iron fence. If you have respect for
the dead give something to protect
their graves from rowing stock.
Bring the money with you.
It's the only way.
Bring the money with you.
Its the only way.
Bring the money with you.
It's the only way
That you can get the goods at cost at
f. Il. Coffin 4 Bros.
THE TRIBUNE does not want to
be egotistical nor fault finding, but in
light of recent developments, we
would suggest that if the people of
Caldwell want to pay some paper for
telling big lies about the place, we
want to be considered in it. The repu-
tation of TIE TRIBUNE as a tirst-class
liar of the higher order for considera-
ton, has never been impaired and we
fiatter ourselves we could not only
meet all the requirements of the case,
but could give an article touch and
finish, in which foreign papers are
lamentably lame. There is such
thing as OVERRIDING lie, and when this is
done it not only fails to perform its
high mission, but becomes ridiculous.
A good lie is the most useful commod-
ity in the world, but it must be told in
a professional manner. When a paper
gravely states that 100000 pounds Of
Wool are handled at Caldwell eac, year,
readers not only know it is a lie on the
face of it, but their confidence is shaken
so that they are loath to accept the
facts in the case, which is one-fortieth
of the amount. When another paper
states that fifteen car loads of agricu!-
tural machinery We're displayed in the
park for the benefit of the president
while he planted tree, the reader
knows it is lie, for the president
passed through here in the night, you
might say. THE TRIBUNE has always
contcnded that the truth about Cald-
well was all that is necessary and has
consequently stuck to the text, but if 4
healthy lie is demanded. give lis show.
and we will tell it in manner that will
not cause you to blush when you read
it.
Ladies Shoes. Mems !,oots.
Mems Shoes. Boys Boots.
Chi!dren's Shoes. Youths Boots.
Boys Shoes. Chidren's Boots.
All ut cost All at cost. All 1t cost.
At +. Il. Coffin 4 Bros.
A very fine Gents turn, low shoe
can be seen at Cakes Bros.
--Oakes Bros. have black sateen.
lee cold soda water at Isham's.
Thanks.