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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09
-ehigh VaIIe5 R. R. Co.
Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.
In EFFECT Feb. 10TH, 1891.
LrArH LEHIGHroN

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an a M and 1ii9 a M. a O8 4 29 and sol Is. m.
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

The sxeitsment caused bV this great 81
Il soaFesly eqdalled by that produssd ~ fhs
ffoai dlsooyery Of DR.. Miles-ths AsgesHeF
i've NerVine. II speedily @afes RsFYQsa
presfFation, change Of life, pain, dtilAsIi
and esniafoh in head, htb lssplesszess, e
ths blues, neuralEin, paipitatioh, Esgathlg
rains, ote. Q. VI. Snow \ Co, Of oYraaasa
II. u, Talbot and Moss, Of Greenshqsg
Ind, and A. W. Blackburn, ofWooster, o.
ssy that 'The Nervine sells better thah aay-
thing We sver sold. .snd giYes upiYegsal pat.-
fsction.S DR., Miles new illustrated irsatlse
On the Nerves and Heart and trial hstlle
fres At q. D. ThomAs and ". y. M@g,
DrnR store
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09
Mr. YouneIove.-Are Iou araEs.

Mr.. Younglove--Are you awake,
Alice3
Mrs. YOunglove--Ye dear.
Mr.. YOunglove-Ah, am sorry; you
have distuobed my reverie. As you lar
there ! was drinking in the calm purity
Of your angelic features, and thinking
how happy should be the man who can
awaken Ia the bright sunshine OF the
morning and find such q fair and
radiant young creature by his side.
Aud.-I-m-I
Mrs; YounglOve Go on, George; yoN
do talk so beautifully.
Mr.. YOunRlove--I would like to, but
/ feel SO sleepy that think I'll take
another nap, You won't mind getting
up and lighting the FIRE will you,
darlingY
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

ALLOW q cough ts run until il ee4s b1i't
the reach Of medicine They 0Asa' Say,
/" Oh, II will wear aWays but in nsus sGlH
Il wears them away, Could they bs ~
duced 70 try the successful medicine ealSA
Kenps BalSam, which is sold on psottlva
guarantees TO cure, they would imnedlhtuAE
Rss the exCsllent effect aftsr taking the elIIa
dose. Prics SOC and e1.oA Trial ~ AISss
Al all druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Old bones that can not Be conVen.
iently broken, leather scraps. dead ami
mails. etc, should DO buried near large
grapevlnss, which isian excellent mode
81 putting them 10 a COED esa
jay 0ould's daughter Nellie Is said 70
b 80 afraid ot foEtano hun esTH that she
A. decided never 60 marry.
rs l-aulIss tre-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

1rha nan who tells you conhdentlellg -
what viii cure your cold is preseriblne Aea q
BSlsau this year, IN the prepafaulA q ~
Temarkable Hedicine for coughs ana celQl ~
eHDepse Is spared 70 combine only The Deet ~
DufeSt lnff6dienlH. Hold oolle a. Ae.pu
haiaam 10 the light and look throp41 w pt-.1
ne briEht, clear look; then compare WIZ -
rsTnadies LAFFo bottles a. AL 0fuleN-ll -
es1ts end Al sample bottle fires.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Senator WoloOlt e celaEaAos has ~
talnod . new dlstiACfiQa be hAb h1d
ths 6ast well dsvalops1 pleo of gqqt
that has OccuFrsd n ths Onils1 e,a,ee
Senate fos q quarter of = csqeary: Nlt
timers Ike Edmunds &pd Dawes l
Vest and Voorhees,, wtp heYs tlHe
Winsd thamSelvss foE yoaEA nsvsf
no,ach II a. -
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Bya new device pieces OF metal nay
be shaped With rapidity BY being forced
andar dies while rendered SON or plnl-
tie bY an aieotric current
Il IS stated that uneleaned tin platop
3ill fivo an electric current IN common
atef whom one is exposed TO the hght
end tho 0theg screened
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Tt Is not always convenient 10 call q phN
fer every little ailnent. Having Red Hiea
IN the houee you have q Physician alWaSa b
hAnd; u kills rheumatism, Neuralgia, BlaeN
Bruises and I'll Aches and Pains. Pfiee - -
Thefe 80 few things In life OF which We nl
% certain, bnt this Il enc Of them, Fan.1a
Cough and Consumption Cure has NJ oq1k u
Colds, Ooughe and Consumption. Prtse 81 q
% cents at Thomas Drag NtOr0
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09
II suGerors freTaICo1S1peptl.u

Coughs and Colds will try Pan-TinA OouaA .
Consumption Cure. they win And quick rol1
and permanent benefit. The medical Dro9eeaieA
declare II remedy Of the highest value. EEH-
II. Price % and so cents. Trial bottles free.
A large pr0portion Of the diseases which a4sp
human Rnifering result from derangenenb - ~
stomach, bowels and liver. DR.. LOa'D LAVE
Regulator removes all these treublea. E1l
h0t1loo free At Thomas Drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Music Arst; after that, take your
choice.
The beautiful hidden virturss are
the most lovely.
Z The 6oWers, the grass and the lsEVss;
what would nature be without thsms
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

I was sight 70 bshold and W. uaAbls y
enjoy IFS at All. New am the pissurs 4
health and can sAt anythihs. WhAt disits
Sulphur Bittsrs cured ne Of DsspsDsia ~
Liver Complaint, after suffering Eve yssls.
.4W. n Bowman, Manchester, y, n
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

.
sThe success az tls cAanapagns lnhei
pastsrs. : said tho propsistor "a : great
wine houss In Beaver slSOots New XoSh
Shows exactly what tn condition q
the champagne mafkes b in thb cogn-
Try, We have been IN tie business fm
20 yeass and we hAye never yet Hud Q
bottle Of champagne We never viii
A good red or white wine u any Of the
standard liquors appeals 10 9 Large end
cultured patronage, Them ere literally
thousands Of people In NeW Y0EA who
can not be deceived In tlse age q 1Stne
and whose tndemOns iS 70 b daesu4sA
upon In al conditions R thay es4ns 10
us and 20 into the WinS Qnes esti8n thOe-
oughly we ere SURE Of retnintRg tAeaR
custom whils We ssFVo them With .
staple brand y Dut thP eAalnvAnne
drinkers Of AEhaainS 81 h0t wOEtAj q
notica Not on0 men b . th0uBaRn N
+ deratands what good chAmRRgns 4 end
he can not drink u s5sadily fer tases
( years without hsviAg hiS healta bs4p9
toatOnA u b popularity Of @ha 9EsA
that any one brand Of ohampAans pazis
on . man. AftsG q tIsns be clianEga
about coutinuAllga i4ske QheS(ss Dal-
Snonico for instance Two 1eAS5 40 he
drank dry champagne 4 dry chan
pagns now VIII oct hiw on e9Ge BE
drinks only q sweet VtbA Thh e Q
common Instance .Os sStA lcas1ai cham.
pa8ns drinksra The majority q people
tAke Il because II d a. cold a Ion. bSt
after wine has besn frozen als Ealnt4ts
almost unable b ydOtRct silgS haVeA
Hence sweetened selt2es! cAarGsa eidar,
l and Rhine wine mixed with brandy end
soda water and the many other imstA.
/ tions Of chsmpagne ars tFOzsn sDd
palmed of on fhe pubic with satirs i'm
puniky,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09
1. q s s.

W-QYou s0at a Pqpe that osluu
ttssB and isn't afraid TO tel ~
negs; that believes n PubRe
Morality, and the enforcement e
tAs laws agaiRst malTdetOrs; Rst
has opiRiORs, and isa't qfrai6 %
oEpress them, got TIE CARB0N
ADVOCATE
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Fences are an annual tax thAs tends
90 hamper successful stock raising. The
introduction Of harbed Wirei lsssened che
difficulty. but 1t win be nOund in the
future that less fencing win BE- required.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

First Yale etudunD-HAVs SOu tslO-
graphed 20 No old man for money!
Second Yala Studohs-xOA
Got an anaWefr
~Yes. tslsgFaphee the old man
Where is that monsy wrote tOFP and
bic answer resdS Al my inaide R0oksS -
-lTexaa 6iftingA
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

The REST salye 10 The world for OStg. bsllt'a
seFes. 1leeFa, salt Iheum, fever cores, ~
ohApped ,hands, ehilblAihs lcDfna ana AZ 90
REQUIRED. IL ts guaranteed to give perlose ~
fAetioh, Or money reminded. Price - oeatnpgr
box Fer sale BY RKBkR dtuaElss.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

An hour for yourself, the rest Of
the day.
You should not fear, nor yet should
you wish for your last day. re
How delightful are the beauties Of
abnegAtion--in the retrospect
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

silk from paper pulp e made smooth
and brilliant, and has about the same
elasticity as ordinary uilkS and ia about
two thirds as strong,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

No man ever offended his own CON
science but first or last it was rsVsngod
upon him for it.
he who receives a good turn, should
never forget it; he who does not, should
never remember It.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

At twenty high she holds her head
For men she doesn't care;
She vows that she will never wed
Aught save a millionaire.
At thirty youth has taken wing;
She VOWS that IL she can
She'll marry any living thing
That wears the shape Of man.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Anxious Wife Doctor. how 3 ny
husbandP al W
DoctoT-HS viii coma around ail
right What b no6ds nov b quisS 1
have hsrs ooupis q Oplabs9
sWhsn shall I give tom . kimln
sQive them % hint may a1O esg
you, maaamsi yeu9 husband Sds rdls :
-CTsxas Sifiings -
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Not Like Buying EOs4 E1latioA. -
I wes called 70 attond tAsfliNsTei q t4s
wife of q veil 20 Do tarSne in New
HampshlT& Tbs streAR nan Hsqt %
blitaEly end WkS 50 OEegens t@,iee 9
client pressure u ths Aapa gs ~ ~
response he va sbas p nGAe. Q tlsr
DveachoPe Wasd q esmfsSA AithSutA
aOt snsmbeg Of ~ eAas -
grief Bssraad 90 des2 tA,st { dsaae4 q
my duty % visit hid. M "a i, ~
about week attsF tAO fuAgaaL Vlya,
O. 50 Tor Livery, tiis dhtlnss lne
milsa I he'd made SPocisi pEepaRalloA
that I might b abla tOeghfqt - EnF
man To his lonely s56& Axess = gotn-
f,ll pauss I esia. SAg hisnd, q y q aysaA
aEief 70 Iosa Z via. --2pa : q tsfllstl
syss--bul khsa--sl is Hos tlAR sas 2
blood ralatien u b a9dlte " -.
that I beat hastS Tps4dh tAIhta @
nv waited hals day una pAlosSD
upon the SvldeRe truth lEa . 80 al
weep and weep and-pCa kssl very t4oiy
after ell [Homliotic b3Su.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

IAN the while thou Ivest i'll, thou hast
ltho trouble, distraction, inconVonienoos
nf life, but not the sweets and true use
Of gnt selr1t a18
Transaet business with the men Of
the world like person in q shower OF
rain, staying no longer than Is indis-
pensably necessary. n -
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Batehelor-Why on earth is 4 new
male baby always referred to as
bouncing boyf
Benedict Guess it's because there's
so much bawl about him.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

A good man is kinder to his onOmy
than bad men are to their friends.
Some men are fated to see no further
than the top round Of the trssdmill.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

Death is the unforgetable.
We are 10 ourselves like elssod
book.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1891-05-09

All the very latest news will
be found in the CARBON ADvo-
ore.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18
Col. Grays Breakdown.

Just after the war there was crowd
Of us in the billiard room of a hotel
one evening, and among the "touchy"
southerners was Col. Gray, of the
Tennessee troops. He was said to be
duelist, dead shot, a fearless man,
and all that, and was therefore held
in awe. Among those present was a
long, lean, typical Yankee, who had
come down to smell out cotton. He
looked humble and harmless, and had
been hustled around without losing
his temper. By some accident in
moving about he bumbed the colonel,
and the latter promptly wheeled on
him with
"Sir, you are as clumsy as an OK"
"Don't git riled kurnul; didn't
mean to-" was the reply.
1t was a good time to bluff, and the
Colonel drew himself up and replied !:
"Then apologize, sir-apologize at
once I"
81 said ] didn't mean it, and didn't,
but amt going to crawl, you know"
"Who are you, sir ?"
"Wall, meow, I'm. Isaac Williams,
and who might you be ?"
"You have insulted me, sir
There's my card"
Williams took the pasteboard, look
ed it all over, slowly read the name,
and turned to the Colonel with:
"Hev ye any cotton to sell, Kurnel :
If so I'm your huckleberry."
"lf you have a friend let him con-
suit with the Major here" replied
the fre-eater.
Some one explained to the Yankee
that he had been challenged, and he
scratched his head, whistled his sur.
prise, and following the Colonel to the
bar he said:
"See here, kurnul, l don't want this
blame thing hanging over me all
night and disturbing my sleep. Let's
have it out now."
He fished up Remington from his
right hip pocket, second from his
left, and handing one to the colonel,
he advanced his right foot and said:
"Toe to toe, kurnel, and muzzle to
breast. That guarantees sure work
and no fooling. Somebody count FIVE
and then we'll begin the skirmish.
My will has been made for two years,
and reckon the papers will inform
Hammer how l turned up my toes"
The colonel took the revolver,
started to advance his foot, drew it
back, turned as white as snow, and,
laying the weapon on the bar, walked
out of the place without a word to
anyone. The Yank had raised him
out of the game.--N. Y. Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18
How He Started Life.

"The late Senator Hearst once told
me-" said man to reporter, "he
regarded his possession of an immense
fortune nothing less than a miracle.
l was 40 years Old" he said, "when
the row made over the discovery of
the Comstock silver mines set the
whole coast wild.
81 had been disappointed in the
work / had been at and found myself
pretty nearly broke. l had enough
to buy horse and the outfit, and
started over the mountains from Cali
fornia with the boys. That broke
me, and / wasn't feeling happy, be-
cause I'd worked and struggled and
speculated a good many years, and it
struck me as rather rough on a man
of my age to start out like a young
fellow. There were about 10 or II
Of us in the party, and as / was blue
they let me alone rather, and my
mustang being worn down l stopped
on the trail, put my arm through the
bride and picked out rock to sit on.
"The rest Of the boys rode on, but l
sat there. There wasn't any reason
why should particularly, only l did.
The whip had was willow switch
l had pulled from tree as / rode
along. AS / sat there l Switched
the dust of the trail and thought,
shall / 60 with them or shall 90
back2 switched and switched, and
thought and thought. / saw behind
me all the hard work I'd done, all
the chances I'd taken and lost on,
and felt old and used up and no good.
My sense told me to turn back and
make my fight where / was known.
There was safety in that anyway.
"But I'd been camping night after
night with the boys ahead of me, and
it made me lonesome to think of part
ing company with them. So yield
ed, and mounted my horse and rode
after the party.
II got to the Comstock, and in six
months / made half million dollars.
That is the foundation of what I've
done since. Now. why shouldn't /
have turned back when hesitated 7
1t would have been sensible, 'conserva.
tive, to do that. But / didn't and
| won. If you're ever inclined to
think there's no such thing as luck
just think of me."-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

show that season and when we struck
Louisville caught a sleepy looking
young fellow with more money than
brains and tried to work the switch
on him-just as you do it, precisely.
l had not finished the experiment be-
fore made rather startling discovery
Il found that my left lung was in.
haling air through large hole near
my fifth rib. For the next two seasons
I did not take an active interest in
the circus businesa. But l eventually
took to the road again and I've been
with Sells Bros ever since-up to a
week ago-when Joe and l came here
to wait for Forepaugh. How are they
coming nowadays, partner ?"-
Chicago Mail.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Radder-"What's the matter with
you this morning, old chap9 l never
saw you in such a brown study. Any.
thing the matteri''
Adder-"I should say there was.
| brought matters to a climax lasi
evening with Miss Bonbon-actually y
proposed to her-and, failing to make
note of her answer at the time, I'm
blamed if can remember now wheth.
er she accepted me or not."-Boston
Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Broken Vows.-Mr. Opentop-"I
can't eat this pie of yours, Maria. 1t
would be suicide" Mrs. Opentop
(tearfully)-"And yet, before we were
married you said you would die for
Puck,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Prompt Advice. ce.-"What would you
do if you were in my boots, Jephson p
asked Hobbs. "Black 'em," replied
Jephson, cycling Hobbs understand
ings critically.-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

George, you may ask papa" she
said "and, when you ask him don't
let him know that you are afraid Of
him. He may call you few disa-
greeable names, and strike you once
or twice but don't let him know you
are afraid of him, or he may kill
you" Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

"What a lovely morning" he said.
ut is perfect morning. she replied.
"True," he said, 81 havn't seen any
thing that isn't perfect" and he look
ed her straight in the face. Then
she blushed. Cape Cod Item.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Within HARDWOOD. .-"How
about Jimson's wife leaving him?" Van
Pelt-"That was a mistake, but she
came within a hair Of it," Wool
"How was that~ Van Pelt-"The
one she picked off his coat matched
her own."-New York Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

When the young girls father comes
into the parlor and rudely turns off
the gas, we suppose the young man
can regard it as time to light out
Binghamton Leader.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

The average young man cannot
help wishing sometimes that some of
the lovely qualities he admires in the
girl he adores were distributed also
through the character of her younger
brother.-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

An Industrious Boy.-His Father
johnny, have you cleaned up the
back yard ?" The Terror-"Yes, pa.
l wiped it up with Tommy Tucker. =
Epoch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

"What do you consider the height
of rudeness, Mawson ?" "Well, l
should say it was the hight of rudeness
even in deaf man, to say hey ? to a
grass widow. Truth.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Bulfnch-"I tell you what it is.
that Miss Smilax is simply out OF
sight" Wooden-"Yes, I've noticed
it every time I've called. boston
Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Promptly Paid.-Landlord--
"There'll be the devil to pay if you
young gentlemen break anything
here" College Boy-"Well, l have
just broken a glass-so here's your
money."-Kate Fields Washington
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Mamma (raising the slipper
"Willie, my SON" Willie (across
the parental knee)-"Spank away
mamma, but don't give me that old
gag about it hurtin' you worse'n 1t
hurts me."-Chicago Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Says an exchange: "With money
come poor relations" But poor rela-
tions never come with money
Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

The Fatal Cup.-Mrs. Morris
$50 you have lost your new girl"
Mrs. Benedict-"Yes; when she broke
Charles pet coffee cup and gave him
new one with "Love the Giver" on
it thought it was time to let her 60. +"
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Repentence.-I wish hadn't re.
jected him." "Why" Because he
didn't seem to mind it the least bit
when said no."-New York Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

Her Fortune. Maud-"My face
is my fortune" Jack Qovingly)-
"Well, you had better make an assign.
ment-to me."-Mew York Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

"Blusher is the most bashful man |
ever knew" "Well, how on earth
did he ever come to get married"
"He was too bashful to refuse. -
Truth.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

The Result.-Leary-"Still waiting
for your ship to come in, eh p
Weary-"Oh. they've come. Whole
fleet of 'em. AL hardships. Jour
nal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-11-18

"They say Robinson has water on
the BRAIN" "Where did he get itf'
"What-the water2" "No the brain. "
Life.
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HUMOROUS.

A chivalrous man will never make
light of an old flame. Boston Gazette.
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Poet-"Two weeks ago / sent a
poem and enclosed a stamp for ap-
proval."
Editor-"Yes, l remember. We
approved of the stamp. 1t was a
daisy. don't remember the poem.' u
New York Herald.
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MICHIGANC CENTRAL
+" The Niagara Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect.

Daily Daily except Sunday: Parlor car on
day trains and sleeping cars on night trains
j. WHITING, Ticket Agent.
RUGGLES, q. p. T. Agt.
Detroit, Bay CITY & Alpena R.R.
Mail and Accom- lall ana accom-
Exnress roodation Express. mediation.
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0. |. PARTRIDGE.
Real Estate Agent

Rooms 4, s. Dawson Block.
Win take chsrge.of estates for residents and non.
residents collect rents pay taxes, place insurance
obtain abstracts OF title, etc.
Office hours-10 to 12A. NJ, 4 to6P.M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-08-18
august.
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