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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-12-26
SUNDAY SERVICES.

ST. ANDREW 5 CATHEDRAL.
First Sunday after Christmas.
Cathedral services.
Holy communion, 6:30 a. m.
Morning prayer and Holy Com
munion, (Choral) at / | a. IN.
Evening prayer (Hawaiian) and
sermon, $3.50 p. m.
Evening prayer and sermon at
1880 p. m.
SECOND CONGREGATION.
The services of the Second Con-
gregation of st. Andrews Cathedral
tomorrow will be as follows:
Morning prayer with sermon at
9:45 =. m.
TIE Deum, By Dudley Buck, in B
minor.
Jubilate, Wray Taylor, in + major.
Anthem, "Sing, 0 Heavens, by
Tours.
Hymns 81 and 60.
Tails responses.
Special Masonic Service at 6 $50 p.
m; Bridgwater's evening service in
A will be sung.
Anthem, LET every soul be sub
ject unto the higher power" by
Stainer.
Hymns 80 and 39l.
Rev. Alex. Macintosh, pastor. All
are invited to these services.
Y. NJ. c. A. HALL.
The I. NJ. G. A. will hold evangel-
istic services on Saturday and Sun
day evenings at 7;45 in Bethel Hail,
on Bethel street mauks of Castle &
Cookies store. Free to all come
and bring friend.
CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL.
Low mass, 6 and Z a. IN.
High mass, 10 a. m.
Rosary and catechism, p. m.
Benediction of the most blessed
Sacrament, p. IN.
| CENTRAL UNION CHURCH.
Preaching by the pastor at | / am.
and 1880 pm.
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NOTICE,

rTHE patrons of the Oceanic S. S. Co.
i are hereby notified that hereafter
no round trip or excursion tickets will
DE issued for any of the through mai
steamers. These tickets will, however,
be issued as customary for the local
steamers Australia" and s'Zealandia. y
Passengers who hold round trip tickets
and wish to take the through mail
steamer will be charged an extra fare Of
$25, .=....=...e.
Per order of the Oceanic s. S. Co.
VIM. G.. IRWIN d CO.,
"a tt General Agents
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Scotch Splint Coal /!

THE undersigned offer for sale 500
J. tons of best Scotch Splint Coal, juut
arrived per "Stathblane' from Glas-
gov. This Coal is equal to best Welch
Coal. and especially suited for steam,
household and ploughing engine use.
gil If G. w. MACFARLANE Il co.
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1t will soon he too late to
send remembrances to your
friends abroad. SO go at
once to King Bros, on HO-
tel street, and get some of
their pretty and novel "Ha-
wa:ian" Christmas Cards
for the purpose.
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STMR. CLAUDiNE.
DAVIES, Commander,

Will leave Honolulu every Tuesday
at 5 o'clock P. M, touching at Kahu-
lui, Huelo, Hama, Hamoa and Kipa-
huln. Returning will arrive at Homo
lulu every Sunday morning.
90 No Freight will be received
after A P. M. on day of sailing.
Consignees must be at the landings
to receive their freight, as we will not
hold ourselves responsible after such
freight has been landed. While the
Company will use due diligence in
handling live stock, we decline to as
sumo any responsibility in case Of the
loss of same, and will not be responsible
for money or jewelry unless placed in
the care of Pursers.
W. G. WILDER, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. J. A. KING, Port Supt.
l-91
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SEALED TENDERS

SEALED TENDERS will be re-
ceived at the Interior Office until
Monday, December %, 1891, at II
o'clock noon, for furnishing to the
Insane Asylum, the supplies named
in the following Schedules for the
term of six months frcm January |,
1892:
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Sale of Government Land on the West
Corner of Richards and Merchant
Stree s, Ho ,olulu. Oahu.

On WEDNESDAY, January Ii,
1892, at IL o'clock noon, at the front
entrance of Aliiolani Hale will be sold
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X ONSALVES g. Co.,
VI Wholesale Grocers and Wine
Merchants. Beaver Block, Honolulu,
HI. l-91
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X w MACFARLANE & Co.,
W. Importers and Commission
Merchants. Queen street, Honolulu,
Ii. [. l-9l
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When YOU want IA Portrait
Enlarged call OH King Bros,
get their price list and see
samples. They can't be beat.
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Ii HACKFELD & Co,
L. General Commission Agents.
Corner Fort and Queen streets, Homo
lulu, IL. |. l-9l
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aeyAddress all business cOmmunica-
tions "MANAGER DAILY BULLETIN"
Address all matter for publica-
ton ssEDIToR DAILY BULLETIN"
- al ssox 40. Honolulu. II. 1
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III w SCHMIDT & SONS,
l.. Importers u Commission Mer-
chants. Fort street, Honolulu. l-9l
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HONOLULU IRON WORKS,

Honolulu, Il. I.
Steam Engines, Sugar Mills, Boilers,
Coolers; Iron, Brass and Lead Castings;
Machinery of every description made to
order. Particular attention paid to
Ships Blacksmithing. Job Work ex-
ecuted at short notice. l-9l
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4 ALFRED MAGOON.
u Attorney at Law and Notary
Public. No. AZ Merchant street, Homo
uu. 1-91
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John T. WATERHOUSE,
J Importer and Dealer in General
Merchandise. Queen street, Honolulu,
fl. 1-9l
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Sale OF a Remnant Of Government Land in
Waiakoa, kuls. Maui.

On WEDNESDAY, January l3,
1892, ut II O'Clock noon, at the front
entrance of Aliiolani Hale will be sold
at public auction a Remnant of Gov
ernment Land in Waiakoa, kula,
Maui, containing an area of 367
acres more or less.
Upset price-$5 per acre.
G. N. SPENCER,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, Dec. Ia, 1891.
295 3t
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AN ACT

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The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

HEROIC TREATMENT o THE AGUE.
faction. When all was ready, Pink re-
leased the wheel he had been holding.
and Mr.. Lazenberry, with n feeble smile
OF anticipation, started gently down the
slope. Then, the unexpected, which
so often attended the operation of
Piuk's creations, manifested itself.
When the invalid attempted to turn
the crank he displaced the center OF
gravity, or from some such cause put Il
portion of the mechanism out of gear,
tangling himself up in n most uncom.
Portable fashion in the machinery, and
away went the contrivance down tho
little hill at an Unexpectedly rapid rate
of speed with the victim in the middle
with his feet considerably higher than
his head.
Hold on! Hold on" shouted Pink,
seeing clearly, when too late, just what
was the matter.
II seemed unnecessary TO offer such
advice, for poor Mr.. Lazenberry,
tangled up as he was in the midst Of
the invention, appeared To be unable to
let go. Neither could he steer the ma
chine. 1t did not confine itself TO the
road but scesawed from side to side in
and out Of il, jouncing and humping
We hummocks and stones in a most
unpleasant manner, jerking and thump-
ing and scrubbing poor, ague-wcakened
Mr.. Lazenberry shamefully.
Pink started to dash down the hill
| "a ftar tho Ia ,snuttnu Int HE tnn
and tumbled headlong. by the time
he had picked himself up IL was too
late to prevent the mischief. Before he
could catch up, the masterpiece, with
his father in its clutches, ran off one
end OF the little unrailed bridge at the
foot of the slope and dropped into the
gully. The cry that Mr.. Lazenberry
uttered as they went over the brink
was u surprisingly energetic n for u
man who had had the ague SO long.
Upon investigation the invention
was found to be badly wrecked, but for.
tunately MIR. Lazenberry had received
nothing worse than n severe shaking
up, but his faith Ia Pinkney as an in.
ventor was well-nigh shattered.
The vehicular couch received no fur
Their improvement. The wreck was
left in the gully till washed away,
some weeks later, by n freshct. Neither
did Pinkney's unique treatment cure
his father of the ague. But, finally,
the disease. either suvcumbing TO the
influence of q%uinine or getting tired OF
his company, deserted its victim, and
to-day he is rs well and hearty as al
most anyone you could name. Pink.
ney continues to invent and his mother
TO encourage him, but his father is less
sanguine. Tom i. MORGAN.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Not beng an Inventor. l can lady
describe tn~teliirrnuy the wonder.
therr not now enisting ia like o. which
! might rfcr Two old cultiraioF
whees 81 equal xine PLACED sidc BY
side and connected hy an axle. = small
er wheel Cor steering purposes ahead
. low-hanging couch. swung beneath
somehow. a crank arrangement and
other coutrivnnces OF which ouiy Pink
knew the name and nature-ihaL
briefly. was the invention The opera,
tor was supposed 10 recline at ease on
the swinging couch. and. manipulating
the proper parts Of the mechanism. 70
trundiing gently along
IL had been some time since the vic
tim Of the ague had been able Ia 70
about the neighborhood but a. the In
vention took shape. the family felt
sure that il would enable him q take
little excursions without fatigue and
be- the means Of cheering him up con.
siderably II not Of fastening his rccov-
cry. Finally. the MASTERPIECES was com
pletcd and the time Of trial AT hand,
finding Mr.. L~azenbcrry in a mild way
Interested In Il as much A. An ague-ai.
ficted man could well be interested Ia
anything but his own voc.
Desiring b make the trial excursion
a. easy and pleasant as possible for his
father. Pink decided that he should
ride down the near by slope, keeping
to the smooth road down the gentle in
cline and across the little bridge that
spanncd the gully at its foot stopping
as soon as he liked on the level be-
yond Thus he would have little 10 do
but guide the machine, as 1t would
practically run itself down the slope.
Mr.. Lazenbury left his easy chair.
crept out 10 the starting place aud
stretched himself on the low-swung
couch with an 'um-ah.n Of mild salts.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
A Good Preventive Of Moths.

After placing a two-ounce bottle Of
c%hloroform on top of the clothing, but
under the sheet, draw the cork quickly,
and instantly close the cover of the
trunk. BE careful not to inhale the
chloroform. This is a more expensive
method than the naptha- Two quarts
of naptha costs only twenty-five cents
! have used naptha for about ten years
and have never had a wooden OF fur
garment injured by moths. Whatever
you use to preserve your goods from
the moths. II is most important that the
articles should be thoroughly beaten
and brushed, that no eggs shall be in
them when they arc put away. 1t is
often the ease that articles which are
protected in the most careful name
are ruined because they were not
brushed free from the eggs of the mill
Ter before they are put away. An
white goods should be washed free
from starch, rinsed thoroughly, dried
in the sun, and put away rough-dry. l
know that many good housekeepers
put away all their white goods starched
and ironed. ready for the following
season, but white garments, that have
been ironed. are apt to turn yellow
when they lie for several monthA-
Ladies' Home Journal
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
THE VALUE OF ONIONS
Useful In Many Ways As n Household
Remedy.

Useful In Many Ways As a Household
Remedy.
While the onion stands ut a disad-
vantage among vegetables on account
of its pronounced and not wholly agree
able odor, IL Is, doubtless, one of the
most valuable and healthful products
of the garden. This value is not CON.
fined TO it's use as an article of diet,
since the efficiency of onion poultices
in cases Of Group and similar diseases
are too well known TO need repetition.
The roasted heart of an onion, placed
in the ear as hot as II can be borne, will
often relieve cases of earache when
other remedies fail, and n very excel
lent cough strip is made by putting
one-half cup Of minced onious into u
cup each of vinegar and molasses, sim
mering on the stove for half rn hour
and then s~training. A te~aspooLful of
this sirup taken frequently will relieve
severe cases of cough and hoarseneNs.
II is claimed that onions, as an arti-
Gle Of food. are excellent blood purifi-
ers, greatly improving the complexion,
and, of course, entirely harmless. As
n nervine, they are very beneficial,
either cooked or raw, and, II eaten in
the natural state, the addition of u lit
tie salt or pepper makes them o
palatable. The large, imported varie-
ty, are much less pungent and disa-
greeable to the taste than the smaller
native growth, but equally efficient in
remedial action. Good Housekeeping.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Asinss I MI ths sgiaFs wh-'s I us.a - -
aad man
And ssiiiaz in ~ eity hs-s vhsru thinrs are
SPA 4ua Np4n
I've nosieed srmsthinE queer ahaui M uofs
inrs q ms saich-
a. seems 10 b. fuFetsr rauniug uacssard uateh
- notch
I've tos "A . ths raasmith saa iasuirse tas
rrasdl Hhfs
MT ~ says h. thiuks ~ trouhlsifs mostly h
~ eye
I've haurai ssms nsv sporiaciss uhsy'r
nurhtcr uhza me Old
HI uH ny watch runs Backward and the
pas aious is1pid
wee laks ii froa ne pglou. iasi before ne
tHeak % dzY.
nrcmiuas M q M morning that our jamie
seat away
Went awa-aay 10 M moirupois-and al ths
hopes aud fears
Cone sarrinr b. NJ heart again. and nell
fhflrseivcs tu tears
And whsu the dawu comes struggling Through
the shadows - the street
hear : muned ucklng Ike the pt o PAT q
feet
And sairey's little fodder. with bis towsice
golden head.
Comos IN again and chambers up the side d;
grandpa brd
When Indy calls The time Or day. never see
the hour.
Hut IN IT, place some picture DER ms senses
Yields . uuHrr
A. neon I hear tae dinner horn, and Join the
merry band.
For once again { feel myself hungry harvest
hand.
A. one O'Clock a. two At three, fond reconee
tiuus come
And shot away the present scene, and SIN IN,
city's hun.
A. sn O'Clock the COWS begin 20 low. At eight
the chores ar Done
And fairy realms are wrought OF clouds abov,
the hidden sun.
A. nine-I blush and stammor then-I'm moi
myself a. nine.
For that's the blessed hour ] asked sweet
tLlndy % b. mine
Al ten / kneol beside a crib aud breathe n lei
vent prayer
20. God q. Father hear our plea In mercy
spare oh. sparC''
And then the hour grows dark aud chill; tn,
night winds passing sigh.
A. bending low, kiss farcScll and see ny
hrstborn die.
No matter what the hour a. whlch the watcl
mas point is hands.
Each figure on the dial for somo dear remcm
brancc stands.
I've took il 10 The goldsmith aud inquired th'
reason whv.
But he says he thinks thetrouble Of it's mostll
IN ms eye.
Hooked at Il this morning al a quarter aftc.
eight
And saw the school, a mi le away, and knew
should h. late.
but Indy said: Good gracious, John. tha
watch i awful slow
You haven't been n sChOolboy since some sixt,
wears ago
And 80 my watch goes ticking, ticking back
ward toward the past.
And 10 Il will ~ ticking, tieKing backward III
at last
I close my weary eyslids and by tender hand
caressed.
Am Graded In ms conn. once again a babe a
rest
-wilIs J. Hawkins, In Detroit Free Press.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

berry subjected his father.
When that tenacious and enervnting
disease fastens upon its victim he can
take the big doctor book" and the adj
vice OF sy%mpathizing friends and find
himself In possession of n large mum.
Der OF recipes, all believed by their
formulators to he good, or bad, for the
ague.
The granny" remedies, MS the form.
ulas of kind and experienced old ladies
are sometimes irreverently called, mum
Der more than a score and consist Of
as many different combinations of
various roots, herbs and banks, each, II
possible, more unpleasant to the taste
than the other.
After one has been the victim of yell
low-dock, sumac berries, mandrake,
boncset, p%Occoon. wahoo, Indian tur-
nip and what.not, in the various delec-
table combinations Of which they are
capable, he is pretty apt TO be in a
condition TO appreciate the ~fullness OF
the feelings of the late job, who de-
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

1t doesn't make any difference which
United States senator it was so long as
the story told OF him cannot be fixed
upon anybody he can get his hands o
Suffice it 10 say IL was IA United States
senator and he had come TO Washing.
ton to be indicted into his high office.
lie was out in n committee room with
two or three senator's during the pre-
liminaries.
by the way" inquired one, ''have
you got your credentials?"
You bet ! have" he replied on the
spot, yansing a big wallet out of his
pocket and slapping 1t down on the
table.
II vas a clean give away, but they
never told anybody except in execu'
tive session and that is how 1t leaked
out.-Detroit Free Press.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Mr.. Citiman-You have a very hns
trout pond, l understand.
Mr.. Wayback-Yessir. I raise trout
fer q livin'.
"what do you charge for fishing IN IT, y
Don't allow no strangers TO fish in IL.
Might catch tn wrong kind. you know"
'But ] was told this was a good place
for a days sport"
"Y'r right about that. You and yr
friend 60 over 10 that there arbor. an
take II easy. My wifen bring We out a
bottle of whisky an some glasses. Al
bout train time r1lAll yer basket with
fish, lift ye inter the wagon, an drive
ye 70 the depot."-N. Y. Weekly.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Hebrew Creditor ito McScribbl's little
boy)-My little boy, ish your fodder ut
home?
Tommy-Where else would he be?
Don't you see me taking his shoes to
the shoemaker to get mended? Expect
him to go around barefooted?-Texas
| Siftings.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

District Attorney tdisguStedlyl-well.
this Job sickens me. I'm going 10 hand
In my resignation at once.
friend-Why, what's the natter
District Attorney-well. here I've
worked night and day on this murder
case, and had just succeeded In getting
such a complete chain Of evidence that
any jury would have convicted the nc
cused without leaving the jury box.
when along comes 4 substantiated on
fession from n man who has just died
in the penitentiary that he committed
the murder, and my ak months hard
work goes for nothing.-Judge.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

There are people in New York who
toady after the rich. The following
conversation took place on q Third ave.
u street car:
$50 your sister is married?"
"Yes, and she did very well-splen'
did. Have you heard of Vanderbilt"
"oh, yes. Did she marry into that
family?"
well, yes, so TO speak. She married
n nephew of Va%nderbilt's chief cook.
He is the driver of a street cal. Texas
siftings.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Jinks-Well. II ever there was 4 fool,
that man is one. He's worth a cool
million, yet there he stands waiting for
4 newsbcy to bring him I'VE cents
change on. of n nickel he gave the boy
for a three-cent paper.
Blinks-Well, he is n fool OF course
he'll never see that boy again -Demor
est's Magazine
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Mrs. Hayseed-Land sakesl Why did
you order all that barbed wire fence?
You know the cattle viii alters be
hurtin' themselves.
Farmer Hayseed-Now don't have .
c%onniption fit, Marian. We've got
plenty of ole stuff TO wrap the barbs
with,-Good News.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

He-I don't think a coat like that
would become you. Mamie.
She-Why not? You said miss Bright
looked simply perfect in hers.
He 1.-THE idiot)-oh, yes, those coats
are Just the thing for u pretty girl
Yankee Blade.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
Concerning the Home Plate.

Mr.. Rooter latter luncheon)-That
leg of mutton Of ours made u good base
ball run, Maria
Mrs. RootertB Baseball run? What do
you mean?
Mr.. Rooter-H'ml II made the rounda
Of its bases-hot, warmed up, cold and
-hRsh!-Judge.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Physician Sitting down to lunch)-
The kitchen French on this bill of fare,
John, is simply vile.
Waiter formerly q druggists clerk)
We. sir. It's the beastliest lingo I
know of kept doctors Latin.-Chica-
20 Tribune.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Will-You don't mean TO say you ara
something of an artist?
Tom In United States oficer)-I do.
I'm engaged on a bit of still-life now
"Great Scott What is the subject?"
"I'm looking up some moonshine
whisky distillers." - Pittsburgh Bull
letin.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

'tOf course II hurts, Josiah" said Mrs.
Chugwater, as she applied the linament
and rubbed 1t ~vigorougly. "Rheuma-
tism always hurts. You must grin and
bear It,"
I'm willing to bear II, Samantha"
groaned Mr.. Chugwater, "but darn me
II I'm going to grin. Chicago Tribune.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

HERE are many
ways of treating
the ague, but the
IN 5 original
method that ever
c "A IN e to IN y
knowledge W a :
[ h "A to which
Pinkney Lazen-
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
simply superfuous.

Youngl,usband-h | were you, my
dear, | wouldn't tell my friends l had
trimmed that hat myself.
Mrs. Younghusband - Why, love,
would IL be conceited?
Younghusband - MOI supernuoua.-
Life.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Tcurist-These grounds are very
beautiful-public picnic grounds?
Proprietor-Yes; picnic hero yester'
day.
"Indeedl Did It rain and thunder and
li~ghtning?"
mo, 1t wasn't no Emday-sehool pc
Mcleod News
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
A SAFE DEPOSIT VAULT.

Mr.. Breathlike-Whatrl we spend d
kitty fer dis cbenin'. gonnlemen2
Mr.. Keezar Extracting an ace)-If d
rest oh d club doan' mex no objections,
fink Wen CUB it to yo', SOS yo' kin go
n git yo' hair cut fore d. mex game
JUDGE.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

my daughter admired both law and
music, so | had her study law"
"What impelled you TO that choice?"
81 think practicing law is quieter
than practicing piano playing Truth.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Clarence II. Freeman, the cham
pion checkcr-player of the land, is a
mulatto with a slight tinge of Pequot
Indian blood. He used to be a porter
and errand boy In an old tavern in
Providence, where he lives, and began
to play checkers when he was seven
years old, using white and black beans
for men.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Mr.. Keewest-Have n cigar?

Mr.. Keewest-Have a cigar2
Mr.. Fewmar - No, thanks. You
mustn't be spending money On me all
the time.
Mr.. Keewest-TutI These didn I cost
much. Take one.-Puck.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30
No Wonder They ouarreled.

"You and Charlie quarreled, ! hear"
Eyes"
"What about?"
"He said he only wanted m little
kiss when ! had half a dozen large ones
all ready for him. "-Epoch.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Boniface-so they threw old shoes at
you. Were you lucky?
Nuwed-Yes; there didn't any of
them hit us.-Puck.
The rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1891-10-30

Kind Lady-IIow did you become 80
lame?
Tramp-0verexertion, mum.
Lady-Indeedl In what way?
Tramp-Movin' on every time a per-
liceman tole men. Y. Weekly.