The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-06-20


Par, & he takes it for grantid it is SO.
His wives air very expensiv. They alters
want suthin s. ct he don't buy it for Tin
.hay set the house in . uproar. He seq
he don't have Il Iniuit's peace. His
wives fite a1aung themselves go much
that he has built i, fitin room for thare
speshul benefit, 6; When too ut 'em get
into IL row lie has chi turned loose into
that place. WHARF the dispoot is settled
a.cortl:u to the rules of the London prize
ring.
S;u,uti,nes thay abooz llisself individ-
coally. Thay hcv pulled the most OF his
mir out at the roots s. he wares meny
horrible scar upon his body, inflicted
wiz mop-handles, bzoom-sticks. and
SIC. Occashunly they git mad g. scald
hi,., with bilin hot water. When he got
eny wazc cranky thay'd shut him up in
!. dark closit. previsly whippin him artcr
the stile Of 'lnut:lcrs when thare Of
springs git onruly. Sumtilnes when he
went il swi,n,nin thay'd go to the banks
of the Lake and steal all his close. there
by corpellin him to snee!s home by
sircootius rowt. drcst il the S.Sanderlus
stile of the Greek Slaiv. II find that the
kecrs of n marril lie way hcvy onto
me-" sed the Profit, &c; sulati!nes ! wish
I'd renamed sinyel" left the Profit
and startid for the tavern WHARF l put
up to. On my way was ovcrtuk by
lurge krowd of Mo:mons. which they
surrounded me and statid that they were
goin into the Show free.
WALL" sc: l. IF find individooal
who is goin round lettin folks into his
show free, Ill let you know"
"We've had Revelashun biddin us go
into A. Wards Show without payin moth
inn thay showtid.
EYES," hollered u lot Of female Nor
monesses. ceasin me by the coat tales &
swingin me round very rapid. "we're all
yein in free! So SEE the Rsvelashun!"
whats Old Revelashun got to do
with my shown sez l, gittin putty rily.
Tell Mister Revelashun," sel I, DRAWN
myself up to my full hite and lookin
round upon tho ornery. krowd with
proud g. defiant mean, tell Mister Rev.
elasllun to mind his own bizness, subject
only to the Konstitushun of the United
States!"
"Oh now let us in. that's q sweet
man." sel several fe1nails, putin tharo
arms round mo in luvin style. Become
| of us. BEGUN Preest s. hav wives
Sealed to you."
mot Se:,l!" SEE l. startin back in
horror ut tho idee.
''Oh stay, Sir. stay" sed tall. gawnt
female. ore WHO'S he'd 81 summirs must
s.v parsd. "stay. 6 I'll be your Jentle
Gazclle."
mot If know it. YOU WON'T" SEE l.
AVA you ssanderlus female, ava! Go
& be Nunneryv That's ,chat / sed
Jr5 SO.
&c; l." sed fat chunky female. who
must hev wade more than too hundred
lbs. II will be your sweet gidin Star"
SEE |. "Ile bet two dollers and half
you WON'T" Wharear may Rome lie
still be troo thee. Oh Detsy Jane! IN
3 Betsy Jane is my wife's Sir maine.
"Wiltist thou not tarry here in the
pco.nist L;.ady' sel several of the miser-
abil critters.
"nc see you all csscnshally cussed be 4
I wiltist!" roared l, rs mad as l Good be
ut t.a:e infcrnul noncents. girdid up
my Lions & fed tho Seen. Ipackt up
my luds g. Left Salt Lake. which is Il
end Sodium s. Ger,norrcr, inhabitid by
rs theavin & onpriacipled q set of retchis
as ever drew Breth.