The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-03-18
To dream In path both straight and fair.
Your work doth Happiness declare;

was convinced, and never again had a
doubt. Now, it would be highly improper
for the skeptical reader to ask
what she would have done had she hap
pened to find counter statements on any
subject. Questions of that kind would
knock the sentiment out Of any old woman
or old theory either, for that matter. And
If that ancient lady or any OF her kin should
10 living let them be informed that dreams
do come true. This cannot be denied, for a
book has been printed setting forth all sorts
of dreams and what they mean, and all any
one need do if he wants a war map OF his
future is to eat mince pies and douRhnuts
n go to bed.
Should he in the ca rly watches of the
night find himself in the midst of what the
police reporter calls a conflaRratlon. let AIM
be admonished that
To dream of burning doth imply
A sudden danger ripe and nigh.
OF all escapes you then beware.
For though fate threatens she may spare.
1t will be noticed that fate is a person in
this case and not a plitterinR generality.
And like MANY another person she has pro-
vided herself with IN ample way Of escape
If the dream do not come true. In that
case she may tell you she threatened all
right enough, but on mature consideration
concluded to spare you for future midnight
lunches
Lovers should never dream of begears. it
portends disaster of some sort or another.
and the man who finds himself in the act OF
beginning to dream about a beggar-him-
self or any other-and canno wake up.
mrst go to see his love with an accident
policy in his inside pocket after that. For
fate is on his track, and will not be
switched off. But if yon must dream OF
give them something. Else you will never
know peace.
If you dream of soldiers il means that
your lady love-or os1r fellow. IT the
dreamer be one of the fElrer, weaker sex
will have to quit his or her present resi-
dence by paternal order an your account.
Now, if you know he or Sd Q is comfortable
there. do not--let me implo re you-do not
dream of soldiers.
TO dream that You are CT .ttine hay lndi-
Gates that you will have great influence IN
If YOU dream Of raking the hay together
you are fated to stand at the head OF as
semblies. Now what would be more proper
than to dream of raking ths hAy after you
had dreamed of cutting it. EhA' additional
labor is trivial and the differe uc.e In recon-
pense is quite worth the trial.
When in the slumbers of mid night, a man
or a woman dreams that he or lhe ID swim
ming it makes all the differe noe IN the
worl6-or the water-whether his or her
head is under or above the 8, lrface. Ii
plenty of them, but if you are HI svigating
all right, with the placid elements beneath
you, fatter yourself that you vii \ live to
make all or most of your enemies 20 NJ foot
stool.
To dream you wade in mire and stubble-
Foretelleth surely toll and trouble;
Yet perseverance will not fail
Der toll and trouble to prevail. ~.
Another chance to get out, you see. .but
there is one dream that admits of extA ap..
tion. If you should SO far forget yours ,lf
as to dream of a legacy, get up in the eal ~
,oorpIpr opa M ahouf cO11actinr all w II
available assets, for what you have in tn g
hands of another will be wasted and dis.
sipated without doing you any sort OF good,
To dream about fighting at single combatA
signifies lawsuits and marriages. the boolv'
says. This is probably a mlsprlnt. Mar
riages and lawsuits is what the editor meant.
suits for divorce always come after and
never before marriages.
If you should get into the habit Of dream
ing. and in that pitiable condition should
find yourself dreaming of a man with a
lighted lantern, try to kill him off or other
wise attract his attention, for if he goes on
without interruption and puts it out it sig
mites trouble for You, and plenty of it.. If
you should dream that You hear a hen
cackle it is a pretty good sign, but you can
That clinches the sign as it were, and after
that fate can no more go back on you than
if you slept with the scissors under your
pillow to make your lover come back.
No married man should dream of eating
garlic. In the first place. garlic is not q
to put upon his table: and in the second
though that is a minor consideration-he
will surely find that his wife does not love
him. And If you want to do the whole bus
mess at one fell swoop. then dream of eat
ing dinner just after having concluded the
will never be fulfilled till the family of
which you are now SO valuable a member
shall have been divided and scattered to
the four winds or the three winds or the
two. if there should not happen to be
enough persons in the family.
The man who wastes his time dreaming !
about fish is in a pretty bad way, but he
may fix things all right by adding a sort of
supplement and dreaming he has caught
some of the tinny tribe. That means he
will have fun and fortune until the end of
time. But If the fish be cells, and they es-
cape, then depend upon it your sweetheart
will quit you, and never, never again ac-
cept soda water and caramels at your hands.
To dream of eating onions means
Much strife in thy domestic scenes:
Secrets found out, or else betrayed,
And many falsehoods m ,de and said.
Young ladies who received fine manicure
sets for Christmas presents a little while |
AGO may wake up all In Il cold sweat at the
,hought that their finger nails have grown
onQ and will not be cut off. Let all such
be comforted. 1t is a good sign and means
that you will suddenly receive a large sun
of money which will come very handy. Any
one in hard luck and troubled about dodg-
ing creditors should be sure to dream about
opnR nails-the longer the better.
And then here il another illustration of
ehe fact that dreams are uncertain unless
properly foreshadowed. Let it be known
that to dream of laughing means that the
Laughter, or the dreamer, will have trouble,
and that the very thing on which he has set
his heart most fondiy will escape him and
never again be caught. On the other hand
to dream OF sleeping is a sure sign of JOY.
You may have to wait a good while for IL,
but b%einssured when IL comes it is tho full
Alment\of the dream.
Don't be afraid to dream OF rags. 1t
means that You will shortly rise in the So
cial scale, and that you will be honored;
the raggedor the rags. and the more of
them, tho greater will your felicity be.
The manor woman who dreams of tombs,
and particularly OF being among them. will
speedily h' married, or there IL no virtue
in fortune yelling. OF course. If the dream
or be already married TINT will argue the
incidental do nth or divorce of the present |
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