New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-07-05
The TALK OF THE DAY.

Truly We are an enterprising people. California
man is already taking steps 10 erect hotel on tho
shore of the new and mysterious lake which has ap
peared in Southern California and viii be sending
ont circulars announcing good bathing, boating and
fishing.
Neither Did He.-Niece Cwhsperng)-Now. Uncle
Hiram, let me give you a hint Here In town We
Uncle Hiram from Hawcreek)-GOshl Neither dc
l. MANDY. Any way suits me. .
Takes his piece of pie up In his hngers')-(Chicase
Tribune.
At a recent Boston wedding, as the newly married
pair were marching the aisle, the organist played
for a occasional the welknown hymn onward CIuls-
tan Soldier, Marching TO War"
He sIushed into saloon in Jeferson-ave. and COM
ing to dress parade with his front resting on The
coVner he said to the man behind the white apron
"Got any IF the elixir OF LIE :"
Yep responded the barkeeper.
Fountain Of youth !"
Golden glory of iOy1
Nectar of the sOdsln
destined delghtl'
Liquid tenderness''
Fluid extract Of perfect 1-pr,Hossg
Angels foOdl"
Essence of the tasselled deldl,
on Of sladness'"
Hop, Of my soul''
aWcii. gimme 'em ALL he said, laying down
quarter. and the barkeeper without single question
reached under the counter and handed him out bottle
Of genuine old bourbon and he took 1t eagerly-(Do
troit Free Press.
"The sacred walls Of old Independence Hail. says
Tho Philadelphia Record" literally covered with
portraits of men famous in the history Of the United
States Pennsylvania and Philadelphia. Among them
is portrait of John Barisey Not one OF these pct
ures has ever been taken down for any cause, and
when within fortnight John Bardsleys portrait Is
removed from Common Council chamber, as ii certainly
will be- precedent will be established. The picture
hangs at the extreme right of the presidents chair ana
is a speaking likeness Of the deaulting City Treasurer
THE SUMMER GIRL AGAIN.
On the mountain side, oy the sounding sea-
Wherever indeed she's met
The summer girl Is symphony,
A poem to music set.
SO the poets say, and perhaps they're right
For she's surely vision sweet ,-,,,.
In her fluffy garments 30 soft ana White
And her russets small and neat
But although symphony she may
To the ardent poet seem,
1t must be confessed that she eels away
WIN f''' -(Cape Cod Item.
Saws Richard Blackmorc, the English novelist: Any
filing more absurd than nOyelstc portrait OF the
Yankee could scarcely be produced know many
American gentlemen; not one Of them differs from US.
except that-aS a rule-they are more Intelligent
lie Made Bad Brcek.-she-oh don't You think
Miss Browne is the incest girl IN the ,;,, World
she-And her eyesi o, don't you think they are
splendid
sReAna hasn't she the cutest little mouth and tho
kindcst dearest facet
ib Gd such. such beautiful compcxonl And whas
hair! 49,
G S Paea, ISN'T she graceful and doesn't she
waltz dylnely
s %i isG't she the sweetest. sweetest grill
lH%e.-Ttnd don't YOU think she knows awful lot
| and don't you,oo-oooooo tht-nk-l
! lle-why, what's the matter n8oe., mo Toni
I She-O. | Thought y-O-u loN-eu me- io"'
iS e-NI 30 then. how can you tesr to talk g
! about that hOrrl-OIe Olu u-s-fS piV'
! girl Sheffield telegraph
Milwaukee has become an important centre OF
wbist.playing and is the birthplace Of neat I'us
nnontb,v Journal called whist Of which the June
number is the first issue. 1t is largely taken up WIN
articles concerning the first American Whist oohse"''
which was held recently in Milwaukee
crrmer saunterers-Is that your sou, Mr.. Peayins'
And oniv fen wears old lie has grown iam0usH, A..
Farmer Peavlne-Hes ali o that Bill Is mes Nv
! ir,anouSest hoy I'm these parts ,, -, ,,,.
is simmer snerers aftr deparin-The old snu
man Is gup5c c,SDcs Dauchteroh pa, how could You
| talk 50 80. ~ .i.bt Tudv II pleases
,,o Civ foks TO get hold of an oHginal ehsE 49,,
them TaCS That little turn OF mine dckled them
! NIGHTLY They'll take the rooms
And thew dd.-(B0ston Transcript
This 3 the way they feel in Boston:
Some yachtsmen like sure enough Aeo'
And some keel In name
| our Burgess wants no keel at ALL
But he gets there Just the same
PRACTICAL suggestion Young lanknsCh-me'ns ry -,
man. How can fellow dress wen anu P"' ~
! md board bills on u salary like mine =, hon, q M an
| od Daudy-Did understand You % asA MI ~ uvars
nm n small salary could dress well ana Vay inS A'~'
and board bills
| Yes. -.
| And his tailor bills, too. presumes
| Certainly.
| PAY them all
| OF course. IN -.iarv,
| That's what said.
| Aud pay all his bills
| Yes Yesi How III. ,o,,e, On ara
| Cp4tyingly(-My young friend, you'd oe"ei w Wv