The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1891-06-11

G1ruI1 nc IusC1Cu Inr LiIePaaNS 49, ss.-.-f.
up, brushI the SCOT out Of his eyes, and
yelled: Don't make eny ointment at
the SpunkviIle postOfiss till you've read
my papers. An the respectful men in
our town Il signers 10 that there docky-
mentT'
GOOD Godr cried Old Abe, they
cum upon me from the ski1e-dOwn the
chimneYs, and from the bowels Of tns
yearthI" He hadn't mon'n got them
words out 0f his deliht mouth befuro
two Cat OfilB seekers from Wisconsin, In
enaevsrin 20 crawl atween his legs for
the purrussNCf spplyin for the tollgate-
ship 1t MilwsWky, upset the President
eleck, and he w0od hev gone spravim
into the FIRE place III hadn't caught him
In these arms. But I hadn't m0ren
stood him up strste before another man
cum crashin down the chimnsy. his bad
strilin me vicinity agin the insrds and
prostratin my voiuptoo1s form onto the
floor. Mr.. Nnhin," shouted the tnfst-
coated baing, my pzpers IL signed By
every clergyman incur town. and Hire
wise the akoolmasterfT
''Ses !, ''you egrejis aszc gittin up q
brushin the dust from my eyes, 'rIi
Sign your pagers with this bunch Of
bones, IL you don't be little more keer-
ful how 700 make ny bread BASKET .
Depot in the futsr. How do you hke
that sir perfumeryT SEA ]. shuving my
fist under his nose. "Thems the hind
Of papers III give you! Thems the
papers POS wAntT-
"But I wUrkt hard for the ticket;
tCilsd night and dayi The patrit should
be rewardedF
"virtOo," sd I, holdin' the infatoo-
stsd man by the coat collar, "virtoo,
sir, IL its own reward. Look a. mel"
He did look at me. and qualed bel my
gase. The fact Is" continued, look
In round on the hungry crowd, there
Is scarcely . OILS for every lie lamp car
nd round durin' this campane. Iwish
thare WA. Iwish thars WA furrin mis-
siOns to be filed on varis lonely Islands
where eppydeInics rage incessantly, and
Il I was in Old Abe's place I'd send
svery mothers son Of you TO them.
What air you here forY ! continnered,
warmin up considerable, cant you
Nv Abe . minits peace7 Don't you see
he's world most 10 death7 Go home,
ron miserable men, go home d till the |
Iilei Go TO peddlin tinwAre-go TO chop
I'm wood-go to bilin sope-stuf sas-
boots-git q clerkship /
m sum respectable manure caTt-go /
Uund as original Swiss Bell Ring
.B-becum 'origenal and only Camp
ell Minstrels-go 10 lecturin ut 50
Iollars q nite-imbark in the peanut /
,imes-HTits for the Ledger-ssw Of
our legs and 60 round givin concerts,
nth tuchin appeals 10 charitable pub
&c, printed on your handbills-anything i
or an honest living, but don't come
Uund here driVin' Old Abe crazy by
our Outrajis cuttings mp! Go home.
itand not upon the order Of your goin',
mt 20 10 onctl Ef in FIVE minits frum
bis time seE !, pullin' out my new
lxteen dollar huntin cased watch and
IL before their eyes. "Ef In
We minits from this time q single sole
I you remains on these here premises,
~ ~ Oub W my CAkc near Uys anu teb |
~ Boy Constructor loosei q ef he gifts
mung you, you'll think old Solferino
~ cum again and no installer
You ought 30 hey seen them ecamper,
Ir. Fair. They run orr - tho Satup
isself was AFTER them with . red hot
N pronged pitchfork. In Eve miniz
Ne premises was clear.
"HOw kin 1 ever repay you, Mr..
lard, for your kndnessS- sed Old Abe,
lvancin and khakin me warmly by the ,
md. How kin ever repay you, sirY" :
by givin the whole Country . good,
'und administration. By pOerin' lie
pom the troubled waturs. North and $
Iuth. By pursOoin' . patriotic, firm, 6
I'd just course, and then IL any State J
ants 10 secede, let EN- Se-ashr'
How bout my Cahinit, Mistef {
TardY' sed Abe. =,
"Fill IL mp with Sho~ lieu, sirI Show :
en- Is devoid Of politi,s- They haint 4
4 any principles. T.ey know how 10 e