The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-06-20

forest IN. b. This is rote sarcasticul.
Iujins is Pixin, whar ever found,) which
they Sed l was their Brother, & wanted
for to smoke the Calomel Of Peace with
me. Thay then stole my jerkt beet,
blankits, etsettery. skalpt my origin
grinder q scooted with Wild Hoop.
Durin the cheats techin speech he sed
he shood meet me in the Happy Huntin
Grounds. II he DUE thar will be q fite.
But enuff Of this ere. Reuen Noose Nut
tons, AZ our skoollnaster, who has got
Talent into him, cussycally obsarve.
arrove at Salt Lake in doc time. At
Camp Scott there was lot of U. 8.
sogers, hosstensibly sent out thare to
smash the morlnons but really to eat
Salt vittles g. play poker & other beauti-
full but sumwhat onsartin games; got
acquainted with sum of the officers.
Thay lookt pretty scrumpshus In their
Bloc coats with brass outings onto um
and ware very talented drinkers, but SO
fur rs fitin is consumed Id willingly put
G, my wax figgers agin the hull party.
My desire was to exhibit my crate
show in Salt Lake City, SO called ON
Brigham Yung. the crate mogull among
the mo,mins, and axed his permishun
to pitch my tent and onfurl my banner
to the jentle breezis. He lookt at me in
q austeer manner for few minits, and
eed:
"Do you bleeve in Solomon, Saint
Paul, the immaculateness of the Nor
min Church and tue Latter-day Revela-
shuns?"
See l, "rm on it!' make it pint to
git along plesunt, tho didn't know
what under the Son tho old Teller was
drivin at. He sed mite show.
"You air marrid man, Mister Yung,
bleeve" SEE l. preparin to rite him sum
free parsis.
II hav eighty wives. Mister Ward. l
sertinly Nm marrid."
"How do sou like it as far as you hev
goty" setl I.
He sed "middlin." and axed me
wouldn't I like to see his famerly, to
which l replide that wouldn't mind
minglin with the fair Seek s. Barskin in
the winnin smiles of his interesting
wives. He accordingly TUX me to his
Scareu,n. The house is powerful big &
in exccedin large room his wives &
children. which larst was squawkin and
hollerin enuf to take the roof rite orr
the house. Sum was pretty 8; sum was
Plane-su,n was helthy and SUM was on
the Wayne-which is verses, tho SIGH
was not my intentions. as don't prove
1T putin verses in Proze rittins. tho et
occashun requires can Jerk Poiu
exal to any Of them Atlantic Munthly
fellera
my wives. Mister Ward" sed Yung
"Your sarvant, marlns, sed l, rs sol
down in u cheer which q red-heded fe
male brawt me.
Besides these wives you see here
Mister Ward" sed Yung. II hav eighty
moro in varis parts Of this consecratei
land which air Sealed to me-"
which,! Sc. l, gittin up.
Sealed. Sir! sealed"
WHARF bowts?" seq l.
Il sed. Sir. that they was sealed!" FL
spoke in trasgertly voice.
will they probly continner on in tina
stile to any CRATE extent. SirS" axed.
Sir" sed he. turuin Us red rs u bile,
beet. Cont you know that the rules o
our Church is that l. the Profit, may he
ns meny wives us wants."
~ "Jes So" I sed. "Yoa are old pic
amt you:"
Them Us is Sealed to lne--that is
say. to he mine when | wants um-ai
Mt present my sperretooui wives" Sc
Mister Yuuy.
.Long may thay wavov sez l. seein
&ould git into u scrape Of didn't loo
sSat.
In privit converssshun with Brig
ham learnt the follerin fax: 1t take
him six weeks to kiss his wives. b
don't do it only ouct yere Il SEE it
wuss nor clcaniu house. He don't pr,