New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

on Christmas Day the rector of the Anglican
Church of Woodstock. Ontario. Canada. invited the
Rev. DR.. McMulel. an eminent Presbyterian clergy.
man and exModerator. TO preach in his church. and
aferward administered the Holy Communion to him.
And now the good churclmen OF Canada are telling
the rector that he is traitor. and unfaithfu
steward of the mysteries. This doesn't look much
like Christian unity.
Little Boy lin crowded streetcar to pretty little girl
IN give you my scat if you'll take it.
Little Girl (whispenng)-Fm ever so much obliged.
but you shouldn't offer your seat until you are ready
10 get OFF, cause people VIII think you're from the
couptry.-(Good News.
The last report of the Illinois superintendent Of Ed.
ucaton brings ont the fact that there are still in that
state ia log school houses.
author beside those of the displaced contralto, and
what the thousand and one wailings OF the dsaiected
engagements that must be considered, te peutons ior
seat, that must be denied, ana myriad OF minor an.
nOyanCes? The director Of an opera house may not
be accessible to every visitor, and Mr.. stanton judi
ciOusy limits the number of callers but he must always
be whin REACH and whether the topic claims invest-
cation or discussion he must be clcar-headed calm;
kntly and courteous. II Is in his treatment OF az!
bearing man of the world tell win rare enecf.
and broaden with popnarity-f tlat connfohpace
of tile opera house he controls, and the wealthy cor
pO:ati0n he representative Iheatre'
"When sec,n says retired physician that moro
than 10000 medical students have grown into null
gedged physicians in the United states during the last
two years am inclined to rejoice at the fact that
am no longer practising. The extraordinary increase
in he number doctors, the evolution OF the patent
medicines from absurd quackery to scientific remedies
and the growth Of the prescribing habit among drug
cists make it hard work for the doctor to earn
living OF course the specialist makes DIG lncome'
Int there are many really clever physicians today
,rbo end H. hard work TO make both ends meet
Croat scott,s exclaimed one employe in the tele
graph office to another "haven't you sent that mes
No. REPLIED the operator. there is something
written down corner Of the page that coaiat
quito catch. pat aside IN got ume 10 STUDY
" o; yc wrote if mysclf Its Eush"-(washngton
Post.
"When Emma Abbott says correspondent "was
travelling with her concert company, ABOUT twenty
years ago. she appeared, among other places al Ca
bondale Penn, and an incident mat occurred uere
furnished one of the many examples of her kindness
and fidelity. The night was very stormy bhzzard
had set in during the day that piled tho snow up III
huge drifts and prevented people who had bought seats
from attending the result being that tDe a"uiehcd
which greeted the great singers company was mere
handful. Almost any company would nave reiuhoeo
the money and dismissed the audience. but tile iac'
that ANYBODY had out to hear her on such nght
was a tribute which Miss Abbott appreciated, and She
announced her intention of singing. The other men,
bcrs the company appeared with evident ospeasue'
Sighted their work. and refused to respond To encoIes,
and one who was the stage heard her say 10 tcm
You are not doing right. These people nave pdn
their money to hear us, and shall do my best to please
tbemo And she did II she had been singing before
the largest and most critical audience she could not
have nut more soul into her work or more care into
her difficult passages. The little band OF listeners APP
precated her Kindness and gave her an ovation tlas
would have done credit TO a tlrong. There was
marked difference in the work of the others during th'
remainder of the programme. Wilkesbarre and Pitts
She once travelled from New York TO the former place
TO sing at charity entertainment in which she had be-
como Interested and in Piston learning that clergy
man was dying she went his bedside and sang for
him. Guide Me, oh Thou Great jehovah with such
feeling that all who heard her were melted 10 tears
"Let us see, cync is man who /: tired OF , tho
world is he not ~ the young language student .se'
no. no, my child replied the knowing t1tor
A cynic is a Of whom the world Is uied' -
milwaukee Sentinel
The accomplished editor OF "The Oak (Neb) Citt.
zenp thus pays his respects esteemed contem.
porary Tie Superior Daily Journal we enter upon
our exchange list and give it hearty welcome; 1t is
six-c0umn daily and is well patronized we are Wei
acquainted with its editors j. ID. slime & Son, for on
our way from BenkelmaD to Oak we stopped OF at
superior and called on The Journal with lighted
cigar and the first thing he done was to write the words
and have the devil print in large letters, No Smoking
Allowed We will never forget him, for we were dying
for a smoke, for had Just had our breakfast
Attorney-Now, mark well, sir DO under
stand You to say that yon were standing withh ten
feet Of the parties when the fight began
Witncs, 10 the court)-lour Honor. have got TO
answer that question -, -.,-
The Court nothing wrong in tho question.
NOu may answer II. go -
witness TO attorneyl-well, sir. l don't know
whether you understand 10 say or not-(Chicago
Tribune.
In first showing that she had charity. before she
gave directions for the cremation of her body Emma
Abbott unconsciousIy suggests the uterance Of the
Apostle Paul Though give my body TO be burned,
and have not charity, it proieth HE nothing"
How She Was Cured.-Mamie-Oh George feel 90
faint What is good for fainting-spells. George1
George ,eNcitedyl-Now you've cot me!
Mamie--Oh. | glad 10 hear you say so, deaS
GEORGE ! feel better already -(lnck.