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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
Invitation to Special Occasion OF Ia
coma Exposition.

Yesterday the Chamber of Commerce of this
city received the following invitation from the
Tacoma Chamber of Commerce.:
The Western Washington Industrial Exposi-
ton, which opens in this city ON the 10th, has
set apart september IA as chamber of Com
meree" day, and 1t cordially extends an invita-
OF commerce and boards of trade and any other
business organizations throughout the state to
be present if possible on that day, and / hope
you will avail yourselves OF the opportunity,
and that as many members as possible OF your
board will be present.
Present indications are that the exposition is
going to be great success, and that it will be
of immense benefit to the state. Its usefulness
can be very materially increased II the people of
the state will take an interest in it,
have no doubt that plans could be laid, IL we
the various boards OF the state, for systemstiz-
ing our work and greatly hurrying forward de-
yelopment.
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WATT
The Only Big Show Coming, Always Ahsadi
....................... .......... ...........s
25th Year Of
- ADAM = FoREPAUGH'S .:
Largest. Oldest. richest tented erhloliioa in III.
Whole world. Leo MEN AND HORSES.
O'Clock p. m. at
SEATTLE. TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER
zPsw's Colossal TT pie Circus.
4-Psws Startling stage sensations,
4-PaYs Glorioas Hppodrome Races
4-PAw.s Mammoth Double Aensgerie,
A-PAw's Trained Animals Exposltlonf
4-Psw's Wild West show.
4-Paw's Famous FOre.gH FeAturesi
First season in America Of Col Booss and Miss
Car otts. the worlds most accomplished and
braves ION tsni~rs and trainers.
FIVE LioNS-ALI. LET LOOSE ~ THE
CIRCUS RING,
Which is encircied with q I0f steel fence fasur.
Ing perfect safety to he audience.
First ~ Pearaaee nader canvas o, the mos. Illus
LoN-yoLTEkS, In their thrilling leap TOR Lie"
forty feet IN mid ar on Ihs swaT q trapezs
Mensxeriei Wild West Exhibi:ion. $50 ; GUS
Savages and Soldiers. Captain A. II. Bogardus
and >haFpsaooters! Border Iife IN all It's phases.
including he Wild and weird
GHOST DANcEg
All the entire and supero Paris Hippodrome. One
eusres mile track. every kind Of races French re-
male eharofesrs, Adam F9repzdyh's new and as
founding trained animal exhibition. inctnting
10 wonderful and wise elephants. $50 900 stud
tfEiaed horses 100 acting animals. Daily expenses
- 500; CAPITA. 50 009. 900 s. cars; frains The
sumptuous and stupendons GALA-DAY PARADE
OF the NIL hfy combine taxes place a, 10 q n.
daily. unfolding % public view. free a. ths ar 10
everybody. al the dazzling unique, picturesque
nistoflcal sHd sunptuans professional resources OF
the Monster Dual organization.
Admiration. as usual. Chean round trip excur-
sions on ali lines Of travel See local agents Tor
particulars Two exhibitions daily. ~ usual hours.
r or she accommodation Of the public who would
ayold tue crowds On the grounds reserved num-
oefed seats al regular prfces) and admission tick
cts AZ usual slight advance, De secured 81 is
janet street, Browning King Co.'S tbs day of
exh ioIIion only
ADAM FOREPACGHs Original. Colossal Az
gregal4on % Tie Only Great show COEnizx here
tAas season J. E COOPER. Prop.
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THANKS TO THE FIREMEN,
Mr.. Bentley's Graceful Letter to tn
Department.

Chief Kellogg received letter yesterday from
William K. Bentley, proprietor of the paint and
oil store In the Terry Kittinger block, in which
a fire occurred August &c, thanking the depart
ment for the prompt aud efficient services
rendered. Mr.. Bentley's letter is as follows:
MIG Kellogg, Chief Seattle Fire Department
Sir: Permit me to express to yourself and
through you TO the department over which you
preside my sincere thanks for the timely and
efficient service given at the recent fire at nv
store. No person more than myself outside the
department can appreciate the responsibility
every member shares when a fire threatens
property. No one could act with greater dis
patch nor with better Judgment than Yourself
and co-laborers. Ithank you all Respectfully
WILLIAM K. BENTLEY
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THE COUNTY ROADS.
Farmer Talks With Yigor on the
Timely subject.

MN swartwood, who, with his sons, has
about $50 acres OF fine farming land between
Redmond and Tolt. was in the city yesterday
afternoon. He is greatly interested in the sub
iect OF county roads. and his errsnd TO the city
was 10 learn the feeling on the subject held by
some OF the leading taxpayers here. "A while
sc, ,, said he, 1.-The papers were ali talking of
county roads. but of late the subject has been
almost completely dropped. I am sure that the
farmers all over the county are very anxious 10
have some steps taken in this matser. We are
ali suf fering from lack of roads. For example,
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CITY HALL NOTES.
The Mayor Starts Today on His Eastern
Trim.

Mayor White win leave this morning for New
YORK. stopping on the way in Nebrsska and
lows The bonds have already gone forward or
will be sent by another route. Alderman Hall
becomes the acting mayor.
The rents received at the water office last
month amounted 10 sll, 1884; the month before
thew were sil.75a The falling of is due 10
smaller quantities used by manufacturers and
others having meters. and 10 q smaller number
of connections being made.
superintendent Compton, of the public build
iugs department, has appointed Captain Lloyd
iauitor.
There viii be joint meeting tonight of the
two houses OF the city council to fix the tax
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03

w. Stewart commenced a suit yesterday In
the superior court against Nelson Bros, the
propretors OF the Russ hotel, to recover $3.50
damages. Stewards claim is that in October or
November, 1889, he registered at the hotel, and
brought there as his baggage trunk, which
contained clothing, Masonic regalia and other
valuable articles, all amounting In value to $500
Through the negligence of the defendants the
trunk was taken away by some unknown per-
son. and the owner has never been able to re-
coyer
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Commission on Real Estate.

A. L Sutton sued John Nogleberg yesterday
In the superior court to recover $500 which is
claimed Is commission on n real estate sale
sutton alleges in his complaint that between
Sune and August l he performed services in
dsposing OF real estate owned by the defend
ant for the sum of sll 900. and that his work was
worth the amount sued for.
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THE BLOTTER.
srPrRIoR corRT-IIcHrENarp..

SUPERIOR couRT-LIcHrESBSRs,J
C. F. Neaton. assignee. VS.. James Bur,on
Hearing continued 10 September IL
Anna BaSCh vs. James BsSch-O~ier allovi,.
a basch 10 appear in proceedings: filed
:, Ia the matter Of the application of Mrs Ksta
pu5ns Tor wit of haoeas corpuS-Court orders
Snl.a remAnded = temporary custody of the re
ssT,ndent; hearing continued 70 September 4
Ia Ia me matter Of the insolvency of Hu.
~ INraber Company Order for F. 4
Sen-sIa11eE, receiver, TO show cause: returnabis
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ARE YOU SUFFERING

from pack ache, Inflammation OF the bladder,
800 0hst deposit or stone in the bladder, or in
go AIy arrangement of the kidneys or urinary
..5@As. II mus afflicted Go not lose time and
waste money on worthless Iiniments aud worse
80 $50 o9t strike ST the seat of the disease at
~ - uslag The greatest OF all known rene
ant 10 take, purely vegetable satisfaction eysry
time. wy
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Volunteer Fireman Fxsmo.

J. simkins who was arrested for refusing 10
eay his poll tax, was seharged bv Judge
sIvers yesterday, on the ground that volunteer
SsieRea are exempt Attorney Charles F. Fish.
O~oA conducted Simkins defense.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system
efectually, dispels colds, headaches
and fevers and cures habitual consti-
patton. Syrup of Figs is the only
remedy of its kind ever produced,
pleasing to the taste and acceptable to
the stomach, prompt in its action and
truly beneficial in its effects, its many
excellent qualities commend it to all.
1t is for sale in SOC and 81 bottles BY
all leading druggists.
MANUFACTURED ONLY BY TIC
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
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Sickness Among Children,

Especially infants, is prevalent more or less at
al times. but is largely avoided by giving proper
nourishment and wholesome food. The most
successful and reliable OF all is the Gail Borden
Eagle Brand Condensed Milk. Your grocer
and druggist keepit.
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Chinese scraupers in court

Justice Won Tobel was very much confused
Yesterday by the testimony given by the coun-
trymen of All Sing, who was accused OF assault
Ing All Hang with d Ratchet. Three Cinnamon
testified that An sing ana vreg Hugh attacked
Sing. Three Others swore that Sing was the
aSsaiiAnL The rnsc Was dismissed
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03
HER FACE HER FORTUNE.

Is commonly said of famous beauties She who
uses with artistic taste Wisdom's Famous Rob-
piexion to which nothing but the blush OF the
rose or the freshness of the lily can be compared.
This preparation is just what it is claimed to be
the most delightful toilet article and only per-
feet beautifier known. Read the testimonials
from famous artistes, celebrated chemists and
eminent physicians.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03
Il. b. Chester,s AssaiIant Fined.

Noble wsIliugford walked into Justice Won
Tooel's court aud pleaded guilty to a charge Of
aSsaltnS +. Benton Chester He paid a fine Of
80. Chester is under SO oonds 10 appear today
In the municipal court and answer a charge of
petit larceny preferred bv his aSsailant
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Its Excellent Qualities

Commend to public approval the California
liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Figs 1t is
pleasing to the eye and to the taste, aud by
gently acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels,
it cleanses the system effeetually, thereby pro-
noting the health and comfort of all who use it.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03
Critcher Fully Acquitted.

Edward p. Critcher was acquitted OF the
charge of being unlawiuily in possession of
some bill boards In Justice Won Tobel's court
Tuesday. The prosecution had very weak
case and the defense did not ind it necessary 10
introduce any evidence
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New Grand Army Post.

oes- -. n - scott, OF Spokane, state mastering
hotel rs..s sAs Ifand Army, was az the Occidental
to orsantssss. Today he starts TO Kettle Falls
Sous oi ys,...seN post there. A camp OF the
rs VIII also be formed. "The i'm
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OFFICIALS SALARIES.
Cost of Running the County Govern
ment-SS, 0S7.53 to BE Paid Out.

The cost of maintaining corps OF accommo-
dating gentlemen at the county courthouse to
serve the people in the thousand ways directed
by the law. appears from the following salary
list, which will be filed with the treasurer some
time today. The accounts are all for salaries
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-09-03

provement in the price of wheat and the pros-
pect OF big crop are putting the farmers OF
Eastern Washington in very good humor," said
he to a reporter yesterday.
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ATHE~
MacDougan and
SouthViick Co..
SUCCESSORS 10
TokIa, SiDgernlan & Co..
17-i9-2l-23 FRONT STREET.

SEATTLE, Sept. 8, 1891. 4
Theready-made dresses save
you all the worry, all the time.
If you can make them save
you money too there is a doubl&
interest in the ready-madd
dresses for you. What we say
is that you can in a few mos
ments get stylish, made up
dress which will fit you as wei
and actually cost less than on@
that you have had made and
had to wait a week for, bee q
worried about and which in thu
end does not exactly suit you
Our stock of ready-mad2
dresses is not confined to thos1
for street wear-we have az
sorts of gowns.
Shown in Cloak Depart i
ment on second floor.
Half the story is told whc1
we say exclusive" That cx
plains all we try to do in th
comforts and conveniences to
the ladies. Our ladies' sho(
department is one of th
brightest features of the stord
The exclusive idea is only I
few months old, but it is a sue
cess beyond our expectations
The ladies' shoe stock has Al
the widths and the sizes, all TIN
styles that you want. Its bcs
feature, however, is the way
down prices combined witt
high quality. Just because w
pay exclusive attention "a
ladies' footwear, we are able Il
say that your saving will Il
from 10 per cent. to IS PEI I
cent. on every pair of shoe
you buy.
Exclusively Ladies Shoe DE- 1
partment second floor.
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no one knows better than those who have
used Carter : Little Liver Pills What relief they
nave SVEN when taken for dyspepsis. dizziness,
stomach
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County Officers Fees.

During August County Auditor Twitchell col
leeted 81 So. Is in fees, and County Clerk Spen-
Ger collected s2,13S.2o. Statements were given
to the treasurer yesterday.
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Messrs. Thomson Bros. are the general agents
OF the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES at Vancouver b. C.
Their place of business is lis Cordoya street
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This makes the entire Indebtedness OF the city
70 date. bonded, floating and secured, s2,2is,-
CTS 40 or slightly over oue-half of the constitu-
tionaI limit on 81 10000 valuation.
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Monarchs Of Music -GLESN AND STANLEY.
Seatiles Favorite Comedians, BURNS AND
DON NELLY.
TumbIers par excellence. o'DELL AND PAGE
Banjo King. JAS. E BAISLES.
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Their gentle action and good effect on the sys-
TEN really make them perfect little pill. They
please those who use them. Carriers Little
Liver Pills may well be termed Perfection"
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THE CoMPTROLLER's REPORT.

Monthly Statement OF the Cityss
Finances.
Comptroller Ferris yesterday completed his
report for August, showing the condition of the
city's finances Those funds having deficiency
are as follows:
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 22222222222222222222
wednesday-M NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 2
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 22222222222222222222
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Hardman pianos. F. Christianer, sll Third
street
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CEATTLE OPERA HOUSE.
JOHN w. HANNA, Manager
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, SEPT AND D.
Engagement Of the Eminent Comedian
Mr. SOL SMITH RUSSELL,
In his latest and greatest success,
PEACEFUL VALLEY"
Written expressly for him by Edward z. Ridder,
author OF a Poor Relation"
THE EMINENT COMEDIANS
MASTERPl ECE.
A poem Of laughter and tears
Supported By a company of afteen dramatic
PRICEs-opera chairs, $50; other chairs at
81; gallery, soc.
sale Of seats at Hansen's on Tuesday morning.
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Played over 1000 nights in the
metropolitan cities.
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AUDITORIUM.

Original and refined entertainers.
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"PURE As GOLD"
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The powerful melo-dramatic success,
In five acts,
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FUNDS.

The condition OF the special funds is shown
10 be:
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an USFN FSTS.
roRDRAY's THEATER-
Corner Third and Madison Streets.

Enormous, instantaneous and Universal Success
of our Excellent Dramatic Company.
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WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY, AUG. 81.
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.
Money Easy-stocks Open Active and
Close Dull and Firm.
Sterling Exchange Quiet and Strong
Railroads Dull and Heavy.
Quotations OF Staple Products In New
York, Chicago and st. Louis.
Stocks and Bonds.

At New York money has been easy, ranging
from 21s@31a per cent, last loan at 21s, closing
at ga per cent. Prime mercantile paper at 515@7
per cent. Sterling Exchange is quiet and strong
for bankers bills, with actual business at 861a
for eo-day bills, 1914 for demand; posted rates
S77s@4 1914. Commercial bills are s6h
aud 4 S7h. Government bonds are dull and
steady to firm. Railroad bonds duh and heavy.
In the stock market after IL o'clock prices raj
lied materially in many cases. Lackawana rose
from 134ss to 1858 Missouri Pacific from 64A
TO 90 and others proportionate amounts. The
upward movement was not of long duration for
further taking of gold for export weakened the
list soon after and lowest prices again approx
mated In some stocks. The movement in turn
died away and was succeeded by the most intense
dizziness with flrmer Tone After delivery hour
the market continued to improve aud many active
stocks were again brought up to opening figures.
The market closed dull and firm at INSIGNIFICANT
changes from first prices.
The transactions.at the Stock Exchange aggre-
gated 49,, 500 shares,
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30
CHICAGO HOARD OK TRADE.
Monoav's quotations.
Boston Produce Market

BOSTON, June 20, IS9l.-The following are 10
days quotations OF Provisions, &C.:
Pork-Long cuts l3 scala 90; short cuts Is rs
GA 25; backs at IA O0@14 25; lean ends Is 30
OLA 90; pork tongues Is 50@17 co. mess pork
- 30; prime mess 16 50@l7 90; extra prime at
Hams at 1oc; small at 1ohc; pressed hams
11Izc.
Lard.Choice 81 % III in tlerces and tubs; To-
fb pals In cs FAC.
Hogs-Choice city dressed e1ac y III country do
Sac.
Butter-Western extra creamery lS@19c;
fancy higher; firsts and extra frsts 15@l7c;
extra imitation cream 16dOCc; others - &C !;
factory choice at l4a 15c; New York and Yer
mont extra creamy 191a@20c; New York and
crm good to choice at 16@lsc. The above
quotations are receivers prices for strictly whole
sale lots
Cheese-Northern choice s1s@sMc; Western
extras 8@0c.
Eggs-Eastern extras at l71s@Oo fancy nearby
Hampshire at 171a @OOc :Western extras at 17@
lie higher.
Poultry-Choice Northern and Eastern fresh
killed spring chickens 20G2Sc; fowls 15@16c I;
fair to good at 1l@13c; Western iced turkeys
Beans Choice small New York hand picked at
40@2 30 T. bush; choice New York marrow
hand-plcked 1892 40: choice screened pea
1O92 20 choice Yellow Eyes at 2 S0@2 90. job
bling prices loo higher.
to good S13 009$14 co.; Eastern line S11@S12;
poor to ordinary $9@$11: East swale s9s1O;
8 80.
Potatoes quote new Norfolk rose, reds
and hebrons So 8 40 90 y Dbl; chenangoes 81 %
81 26CD2 80
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30
Couldn't Catch Him.
Etoile Belge]

Meissonier, like many other celebrities,
had passion for gardening His gardener,
an accomplished botanist, knew to per-
roett5r tfIU rccrf5 OF every plant; -s.rId nfcig-
sonier had often tried in vain to throw him
off his guard.
"This time Pve got him." the artist re-
marked to party of friends at the dinner
table, and he showed them a small packet
containing the dried roe of herring He
then sent for the gardener
"Do you know this seed2" Meissonier in
quired.
The gardener carefully scrutinized the
grains. "Why notP" he said, at last.
'They are the seeds of the polpus fusci-
mus, very rare tropical plant"
"How long will they be in coming up?"
Meissonier asked, with chuckle Of sup
pressed exultation.
about fortnight" was the reply.
Two weeks later the guests were again
assembled at Meissonier's table, and after
dinner the gardener was announced.
IN. Meissonier," the man said, "the seed
has just come up"
"Ahl you surprise mel' the artist ex-
claimed as he rose and led the way into the
garden to examine the botanical phenom-
enon.
The gardener lifted glass shade and
disclosed to view a small bed with three
rows of picked behring's heads peeping
out of the earth. Everybody laughed.
Meissonier dismissed the gardener on the
spot, but took him on again the next day.
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30
Tho Mule and the Bees.
New York World.I

Once upon time Young and Frisky
Mule wandered away from its Mothers
side toward a Hive of Bees, which the
Farmer kept in order to procure Beeswax
for the children to chew on. Observing
his Tendency to Investigate the Mother
observed:
"Boyl You keep away from that Local
ity; Bees and Mules never have and never
will Agree"
The Youngster pretended to Submit, but
at Favorable Opportunity he cantered up
for a close Investigation. He got an ear
full in about half Minute, and had not
the Farmer and his son turned out to his
Aid he would have been Stung to death.
AS IL was he was Badly used up by the
sharp and Remorseless stings, and he was
SAading on Three Legs with his Eyes
We'd when his Mother drew near and
%sSsd:
M not warn you against the Bees'"
'"NS.sid."
Itold SNhy didn't you Heed my Wordsr
AgreeSN%at the Bees and Mules did not
$50 wv
to ask ~ but | wsnt over to the Hive
- v it was"
Mple. MORAL.
udc $SQt, confidence in your
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30

NAFN4Hn OOAf OO1kkt4sKJI O4tAg1z4NIs
hiuq Portland > "
The Portland daily press., 1891-06-30
A TARTAR IpYL.

Now Razoola Khan
Was as fine a man
AS ever you want to see,
He lived in state -
As potentate
In distant Tartary.
But his daughter Loo
Was maiden who,
Being neither young nor fair,
With a sawlike voice and q temper TART,
Was regular drug on the nuptial mart
For to marry her none would dare.
But the potentate,
Growing desperate,
With the sandless Tartar swells,
Resolved to try
And spouse supply
For this cream of Tartar bellies.
In vain were brides
Among the tribes,
And so he caught Tartar,
And offered to him, without waste of breath,
The choice of boiling in Oil to death,
Or marriage with his darter.
The Tartar grim
Shook in every limb,
But manfully made reply.
IF you offer life
With such a wife
rather prefer TO der
Says the khan, my lad,
If things are so bad,
think I'll change the group.
Sris you had better live, by far;
To Tartar Loo wen say ta-ta,
And put her in the soupl"
Harvard I4Ampoon.