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English Wheat Market.
FUTURES.

LIVERPOOL. Jan. 5.-The spot market is higher at
rs 512d@7s Cd. Cargoes are firm at 9ss Sd for
off coast, 3ss for just shipped SIS Cd for nearly
due.
FUTURES.
The Produce Exchange cable gives the following
Liverpool quotations: January, rs 734d; Febru-
airy, rs S4d; March, Is Sgd April, rs SAD;
May, rs SAD
SECURITIES.
LONDON. Jan. 5.-ConsoIs. 961s; United States
Bonds-4's, 12414; DO 415's, 1O6; Silver, 4sd
Rentes 95f 4712c Bullion into Bank of England
$4,000.
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MORNING sALEa
6oard-26 GaslIght 1884,; 10 do 5Ssz
street-l5 Water, 941a
AFTERNOON SALES
tr boardnS9 Safety Nitro Powder So; SIS Cal Elec
VIC Light, II; 50 do, l71k; $1,000 6 v az Ronds
We We S.ooO %, ll9s4 $1,000 do. 1895: us
mStef' s4a4 $1,000 Omnibus Cable Bonds 1I7il
$1,000 do 1l71s. ' D'Ao'' - -
BAN FRANCISCO BOARD.
Afternoon sales-5 Water e41h
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sun AND TIDE TABLE.
In Pacific Standard Time. Computed by THOMAS
IENNENT, Chrouometer and Instrument
Maker. lS Market street.
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THE WEEKLY CALL is published ev-
cry Thursday. Get copy and
compare it with any other pa.
per in quality size and price
81 IS a year 8 pages, 8 COLI
umns each.
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AFrERNooN sEssToN-2 "a.

100 Alta. 65 1000 CImp....I 50 Ovrmn...l go
100 Andes SOL 40 c Point. l % 100 Potosi4a.
100 Isle....4O 200 Del M.....lU 100 NJacket so
800 Is 4 B.. 2.2O 700 Excheu.. IS 100 . IL,
SO ........-.2I $50 Il 4 e. 30 200 Savage So
LOU Bodle 992Ou Il * N.."l.S5 so 5 q NJ. 80
5oO Bullion..2.20 100 hentuck So l2u Nev-...l.55
100 Bulwer. ..25 100 Mexican. y a 100 ....l j..
500 Caledonia IS 100 Mono 50 200 Hun 20
$50 Chal C...l 100 b Isle 100 Union..l SIS
$50 Choliar.. 80 1000 y Com 90 10 .....,.l 65
go G 3 10 200 Occd. 80 Utsh 900. 40
100 3O5 100 Ophir. 80 1900 Weldon. o
100 Confid-.5.Oo
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royalty and the mine expenses for December,
amount unknown.
with unsold bullion amounting to 1916 ounces
as an Offset.
Alta has received 1880, being the net proceeds
OF concentrates recently sold in Salt Lake City
Holmes shipped 45l3 ounces bullion January I'd.
The mine is yielding assaying from S25 10 SOB
per ton.
was as fellows: Con. Cal. a Va, sos tons ore,
assaying Sl7 so; Overman. 444 tons, $l6 SO; Alta,
800 tons, $is Jacket. $50 tons, SlS; Chollar, $50
tons, SCI 60.
Con. Cal. 4 Va. shipped to the Carson Mint nine
bars OF bullion, valued at s26 "a S. making total
shipments TO date OF S63, $40 December &C
count.
The Con. New York delinquent sale takes place
today.
Assessments Pend inI-.
following "a OF assessments now penang;
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7UTTrRCup. POPPY, FORGET ME NOT

POGI1s K ~
uTTFRCUP, poppy, forget me not
81, These three blooming In garden spot,
all ha meTT fbE wlsR 1S SHs
81 Shine or shadow, summer or spring
o thou child with the tangled mar
And laughing eyes-we three shall bring
Each an offering, passing fan!
The little one did not understand.
But they bent and kissed the dimpled hand
Buttercup gamboled all day long; ,.
Sharing the little ones mirth ana sous
Then. stealing along on misty 20 dra,ms
Poppy came, bringing the sw 't 80 iii
Piayinc and dreaming that was an
hin once the sleeper would not awake
kissing the little face under the pall,
We thought OF the words the lhliu i"
spake. $780,, ,,,
And we found. betimes. In halIoMeu Sp0'
The solace and peace OF forget me not
Buttereup shareth the joy OF dav,
GIinting with gold thu hours OF play
Bringeth the poppy sweet repoSe,
W hen the hands would fold and the ey es would
close.
And after it all-the play and the sleep
OF a little life-what cometh then
To the hearts that ache and the eyes Iha'
weep ,,,,
wee flower bringeth Gods peace again.
Each one serveth its tender lot
Buttercup. poppy, forget me NOT
EUGENE FIELD in Chicago News.
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Fine Silver.
Quotable at 81 o. 2 ounce.
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S hipping Notes.

Bankers sight drafts, 81 go; bankers sixty-day
bills 81 10
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Sterling Exchange

New York Exchange, par for sight drafts and lOc
| for teegraphc.
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Miss NJ Wood, Gilroy
II J Norton, Sacto
W II Mccullough, Stocktn
Mrs j Earnsworth Il ~,
2 Grand Island
d Gree d fy, Carson
ID Canillard 4 W, Carson
I Lee. Sacramento
VIC / earne Jr, Vancouver
: HOTEL.
Mrs Bender, Carson
II b Croker, New York
H J Norman, New iorS
c Durand. Paris
il ii Moon a W, Pa
Z Panther, Wisconsin
Mrs ii Green, Humboldt
Mrs VI J Evans, Cal
IL Ii Henshaw. Sonoma
- Forney, Mare Island
| X Bean. San jose
J Z Mason, Chicago
, II w Smith IL W, n York
@ wier " W, Los Angeles
I J Mccain, Santa Cruz
L Middleton x W, Phlia
! q II BonebraSe, Los Ang
ID Linn & W, jackson
( II Wilson, Cal
\ II Bergeoin, Chicago
Il l. Field, L s n
f A PIlteer, Nevada
5 NJ Holt a WIS bernardo
$ L Holt, San BernardinC
10 II Sessions, New York
EXCHANGE.
p Barnes, Kentucky
J n Capell, Kentucky
L Wright & fam, Tulare
A Cox, Santa Cruz
/ Bracken, Piumas Co
j Carroll, Yuma
lC Bechtel, Portland
lJMoorehouse, PaSoRobles
L Campbell d W, Paso
Robes
NJ Goldman, Briggs
C c Torrey, Briggs
w English. Briggs
IA Bush, W q 2 Oh, Ukiah
! DR. A Gregory, Texas
A Hutton, hos Angeles
NJ ID Murphy. Chicago
Il Jarvis, Truekee
w Boltcher. truckee
w l'arland, Truckee
NJ IS A Jones, Oakland
h Il ST Clair, Oakland
NJ { Bauer, Los Gatos
III $ Stevens, Chicago
y w Hall. 0sceoia
j NJ Gibson, Eureka
5 i Dolan, Fresno
I Rice, Fresno
I Mead, Tulare
W Hayes, tn lare
NAL HOTEL
Mrs jenkins, Redwood
j NJ Gutermute, Petaluma
} ii Nicholson, Niles
HHDoolittie, CedarRapid
K j Thomas, California
NJ o Bigger, Idaho
w Moiles, Cordelia
w b Madden, Napa
w Il Gordon, Spariand
A ID Haskins, New York
/ werner, Auburn
III Curtis, Auburn
q Fullgar. Santa Rosa
g Edwards. Midway
z X Lampkins, Stockton
ID ; Robinson, Mojaye
+ II Davis. Benton
I b Faulkner, Charleston
NJ + Farmer N W, Byron
y a Stewart, Manitoba
o g Connors, Sacramento
l. l. Phillips, Alabama
j b Fowler. Baltimore
Miss L Fowler, Baltimore
X g ferrier. st Louis
Z II Kennedy, Chico
X 5 Balfe, Healdsburg
L ID Benton, Rollins
Miss Walton, Rollins
Miss l. Benton, Rollins
j de Lury. Midway
w X O'Neiil, Montana
IoUSE.
l. A Litterer, San Jaeinto
w Morrison, Eureka
j 7 Monroe, Eureka
A c Noe, Eureka
t ID Hawks, Eureka
o RiDyel, Eureka
+ G Frost, Eureka
ID z Powers, Timber Cove
J Mcclellan, Eureka
Miss Nj Radcliffe, n York
j q Peakes, New York
Is Pengrew, Portland
{ ii Trnesdell, South Bind
b II Reney, Portland
II w Singer, New YORK
ii Damenbrink, s Salmon
+ ii Woody & W, MissouIa
Miss f Woody, Missouri
Miss AM Woody, Missoula
L i Hatfield, Sacramento
VIII Howard IL W. Hanford
X Shone, Santa Cruz
ii ii Scorse, Holbrook
Il 5 Brown, Petaluma
l y Lomis, Hwaco
y Guerardo, Los Angeles
Z Guerardo, Los Angeles
L Averill, Lake Tahoe
Miss II Averill Lk Tahoe
A Elliott, Lake Tahoe
II Myers, Woodland
h w Boggs, Santa Rosa
l. c Edwards, Ukiah
Z q Thomas IL VT, Ukiah
l. Repetto. Lakeport
Z Steele, Peseadero
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New York Exchange.

Mexican Dollars.
Quotable at s2@s3c.
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COO ne ne city OF Vancouver, b. c., collects
sZo'ooo revenue year by taxing saloons.
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*s47 7S7 80 the assay value Of unSold bullion on
hand with more shipments to arrive the monthly
expenses of the mine are unpaid).
ITO which SI2,35O so, net proceeds OF recent
sales of ore concentrates, must be added.
Including ore concentrates valued at $li,23s %
at Salt Lake City. .5-ess
The fono,ytnp companies report an Indebtedness
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Assessments Pend ini:.
Tho following is iist OF assessments now penang;
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RECEIPTs OF PHODUCE
OCEAN sTEAMEKs.

Dates of Departure From San Francisco.
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| & Walters, Minnesota
H L Rand, Illinois
Mrs Blngamin, Guatemala
p II Higgins, Newman
I ii Harlow. California
A L Shore. Minnesota
a Sullivan, Minnesota
is w Williams, Denver
A Corners, Sacramento
Z Phillips, Sacramento
w l. Adams. ST Louis
w l. Cochran, st Louis
/ & p GrimSDy. st Louis
IL Christensen, Ohio
&C Findley, California
Mrs Bowman, New York
ID Mcleod, Ohio
q 5 Lindiey, Ohio
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Produce Marl<e ct.

FLoUR-Net cash prices are: Family extras 81 is
al %; Bakers extras, 81 05@g4 Is; city superhne
s3@S2 25i Interior brands, S4@4 20 for extras and
SS@S 25 = Dbl for superfne.
WHEAT-The market isstroug and quotations are
rather higher than foreign prices warrant as local
shippers are bulling Wheat and bearing freights
The demand is reported good. No. 1, 81 35@i 36IA.
No. 2, 81 30@l 3213; choice, 81 371a extra choice
for milling, 81 4o@l 4212; Sonora, 81 33a4@I s6
%
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Nd HOTEL.

g q Nanderlip, ST Helena
J Gordon, San Rafael
TT Wrampelmeir. SoDrant
X = LathrOp, HOLSTER
A la Motto, Glen Ellen
u Ii Harris. Napa
j Wertheimer, Min View
! j : Sortiye, jamestown
T II Muir, lone
T NJ Jenkins, San Jose
q II Hewitt, Chicago
$ o Gregory, Santa Cruz
Ii Black d W, Concord
l. Coates, Napa
&c e Smith, ogden
j j Miller. New Almaden
Miss NJ Wood, Gilroy
II J Norton, Sacto
w II Mccullough, Stocktn
Mrs j EarnSwurth d ~,
Grand Island
/ ID Gree d fy, Carson
ID Can illard 4 W, Carson
I Lee. Sacramento
VIC / earne Jr, Vancouver
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BOARD SALES.

NoTE-AssesSments OF mines not listed on
Board fail delinquent in once.
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.stmr Cosmopols, Dettmers, Grays Har6or; Hig-
gins & Collins
Me stmr Montserrat, Rains, Nanaimo; D o Black
burn.
Br ship Garfield, Comfy, Liverpool; George Nc
Near 4 Co.
BIT ship California, Dickinson, Liverpool; Balfour,
Guthrie Il Co.
Mic bark Bundaieer, Waite, Nanaimo; D Chand.
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heretlcs, with witches, a general crusade
was begun against them, and whatever
faults they had were far more than pun
lshed by the cruelty with which they
were treated. During the reign of Hen
ry VIII. they were ordered out of En-
gland, and vessels were provided for
their transportation, but few years
later we read of fines being in
flcted on shipowners who brought them
back. Indeed, it was found impossible
to get rid Of them entirely, for the peo-
pie stood in awe of them. The mystery
of their origin, the tales as to whence
they came, their claims to deal in the
black art, their pretended gift of proph-
ecy, all made them dreaded by the coun-
try people, who were afraid to complain
OF them to the authorities, and thus ena-
bled them in many districts to enjoy a
comparative immunity. Nor were they
entirely without their uses, for they car
ried many, though humble, arts to Sc
clnded parts of the country, and for this
reason, too, were protected, or at least
not prosecuted in the remotcr rural dis
tricts. Near the cities and towns, how
ever, they suffered severely. Hundreds
were arrested, the men were hanged, the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

There are regular fashions in house
painting which change as regularly,
though not as often, as those of femi
nine dress Just now the fashionable
color is yellow, and if you go to any
suburban neighborhood you will find
more than half of the new houses
painted to match the canary's wing.
The most correct style seems to be to
paint the window frames, cornices and
gables a deeper shade of yellow or
orange, but olive green, deep brown,
or even black are sometimes used.
The effect is cheerful, if not always
restful to the eye. and yellow as pre-
vailing tone in landscape is infinitely
preferable to the dominance of rusty
browns and neutral tints that so many
frame houses used to endure. Nor was
the aesthetic craze for all sorts of com
binations of sad sage green's, which
struck the country four or five years
ago, altogether joyful thing. 1t has
died away, and lille yellow to- day is
the fashionable color, there are still
plenty of courageous citizens who will
paint their houses to please them
selves. and the lands cape is diversified
ard cheered by eruptions of flame and
C j. mine on roof and walls. -Hedrh
u1Gu Hall.
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James V. This monarch was fond OF
Drowling about at night among his sub
iccts, and CHANGED on one such excursion
to come upon q gypsy encampment,
where he became boon companion of
the wanderers in their carouSals. Speak
ing with too much familiarity to wo-
man OF the tribe, hc was assaulted by
one of the men, and forced, to save his
life, to discover himself The gypSies
kept him prisoner for several days and
finally released him only unoer promise
of immunity from punishment In re-
venge. however, after his escape, he
issued royal proclamation declaring
that if three gypses be found together
any of his subjects might kill one of the
three without mourning either reproach
or punishment.
At this time a wide tract of country
across the island, known as the Debata-
BILE Land, separated England from Scot
land Tbs territory was the home OF
refugees, of out avs, of desperadoes,
who. in this district of uncertain juris-
diction, found immunity from the Off
GERS of justice of both England and Scot
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acquiring tho language of the country
they adopted for their own, they easily
jnsinuated them> elves into good com
pany. Early in tho fifteenth century
they were allowed to dance before the
English king at Windsor, before the
Scottish king at Hollywood, and acted
plays at the French court. Early in
the sixteenth century they became
famous as tiddlcrs in Italy, as guitar
players in Spain. as harpists in Wales
and Ireland, They became painters,
wood and iron workers, etchcrs or en-
gravcrs on copper, soon learned to coun-
trrfeit, four Of them being hanged for
an attempt to counterfeit the great seal
of England in 1919; they made bows and
arrows, knives and swords Sometimes
they were even held in distinction, for
more than one royal writ went out al
lowing their leaders to administer justice
in their bands according to the laws OF
Egypt"
In several countries Of Europe this
confidence was soon abused, and then
came rctribution. Up to the time of the
general persecution the gypsics had been
at worst merely petty thieves ana
swinders, but finding themselves the
objects of general dctestation, they
rapidlv developed worse traits OF char
actcrs They were accused or many
boinous offcnscS. 1t was charged that
thew were cannibals, that they robbed
graves, that ely stole children for the
purpose of eating them, that they muir
dercd men to drink their blood IN
Germany hundreds were arrested ana
mt to the rack to make them confess.
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state that among the wanderers and
Migrants expelled at almost regular in
oerVa's from Rome. Constantinoplc and
other large cities of the Roman Emniro
we may recognize the gypsies bv the
description of groups of men black as
Iartars, who worked at the forge. were
Sooo dancers, were skilled in music, and
were accompanied by thievish women
VINO looked into the palms of credulous
persons to forctell their future" The
description is tolerably true to nature
ana makes it almost certain that the
gypsies came from the East, perhaps bv
the way of Egypt, long time before
they made their appearance in Western
europe, and also that they ALWAYS ex-
hlolted the same character of feature,
and practiccd the same cmployments
which have ever since distinguished
them.
On their first coming into Western
Europe the wandering folk were almost
generally we'll received. They were
clever people, generally more skilful at
any craft than the native worllmen at
WAT time who practiced it, and what
they did not know they soon learned
fleaSant spoken, courteous, quick at
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-04-09

Tnny did confess, but when aSNt NV !" Mad Md
- Nv ~ had concealed the corpseS lhes mI"
IN poien they could not tell and Were ,' aga" to
$e" slowed sl' In France they were pun ~
Soit NV NV wholesale simply on S3spieio,,
oc ,l No 'anse OF their nationa'ilS' ~
dll" snrious charge than any o thn hn'
NOR re that time was made about tnc "
u !,, ~ Vy of the sixteenth cehtu iit.hoS
gLn,nrS which allied them to W ,.ftn6
and aSs this was quickly followed %ed
q, an accusation that eneS had a
os rslirion. They may nave n"' Of E
no t;a au religion at the oeg' hayn lost
Their "i a. whatever country they Were re-
IT, 10, adopted. or pretended to aaop nd inc
they is,au Of the people Notwitn nnnarant
the la,o t to the re gious rites 81 ' tbsv
by m ,n5 with the adopted religion , manS
mln mus ceremonies of their 9In ~ the
IN , t,lnr, OF the oifense. oa+s with
he ,rh"s classed with vagrah'S' WIN
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Influence of Light on folor.

Some years ago an English manu-
facturer of carmine. who was aware of
the superiority of the French co or,
went to Lyons for the purpose of i'm
proving his process, and bargalned
with the most celebrated manufacturer
in that city for the acquisition of his
secret, for which he was to pay IS, 600.
He was shown all of the process, and
saw most beautiful color produced,
but he found not the least difference in
the French mode of fabrication and
that which had been constantly adopt
ed by himself. He infinitely examined
the water and the materials. which
were in every respect similar to his
own and then, very much surprised.
said 81 have lost both my labor and
my money, for the air of England does
not permit Us to make good carmine."
STAY p said the Frencbman, don't
deceive Yourself: what kind OF weather
is it now :"
"A bright, sunny day." replied the
Englishman,
"And such are the days" said the
Frenchman, ION which [ make my
color; were / to attempt to manufact-
ture it on dark and cloudy day my
results would be the same as yours
Let me advise you, my friend, only to
make your carmine on bright, sunny
days
The moral of this will apply quite
as well to the making of many other
colors used in manufactures, and also
in the fine arts, for it illustrates, in a
practical way. the chemical influence
of light upon certain coloring COM
pounds or mixtures. Bos tom Journal.
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A WESTERN Justice of the peace, VIII

A WESTERN Justice Of the peace, who
was more noted for severity than
kno Wedge Of law, was very much an
noyed one day by an attorney who was
in the habit of parading his legal lore
and making the justice appear at dis
advantage. At last the Justice was
euraged, and he shouted: BE quiet,
sir, or l will commit YOU" The lawyer
seized the book of forms, which was
the sole reliance of the justice in MAX
ing out his committals, and as he
walked out of court he shouted deris-
lively to the justice: "Now, defy you
t. commit me-"
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nature Of this, the first inva-
III" Tact that a gypsy band
0N from all accounts to have
MIy the same as the gypsy
I@s The mon were on horse
'o'j, the women and chi drcn
me &ypSicS were Eotcd for
yrINIng, Tor their love Of horses
'oey called themselves the ST
d" various stories about their
vN' country whence they had
HE said they were from India,
',m to tee from Egypt, and
10 excite popular sympathy
NAIL by various tales of their
F tn one town they detailed n
curative of having been driven
sp'o'rauNe they abjured Chris
'noth'r they claimed that the
"'o expelled them from Asia
"' refused to &C ept Moham-
III still another they de-
,>'\cS to have bcCn expelled
n Wy the monster Tamcrlane.
~. HjorlrS wore received With
~" o. credit, but the gyps.cs
>ooo tell jUto djsfaVor They
!, UadrrN and horse thieves,
"""'FS, they were petty pill
WY small go DIS that could con
ID. >JoIrn and sccrcted, Their
4, aH fortune tcllerS, and in
r, ~""AS the people the belief
y woman could deal in the
!" various countries tho pco-
.'' 2Eai0St them, and, as we
~, ."'o!Mcl, divers were slain
WI deeds "
a. their first appearance in
IN sI0Po, but long before this
""o"A in the East, though
y uncertain. Two hundred
, oe| appeared in Germany
mentioned by an Austrian
W ,@" them in Greece and Asia
cuUng a paraphrase on the
,"'S'S he pauscs TO incorpo-
s,,. margin Il bit of his expert
mug the gypsics. founding
lM VII the verse mentioning the
~ %u'ae, This Ishmael is the
II SSISe accurscd wanderers, who
& 1o"n the earth trading horses
o ,o' working in iron and MAX
* "poymcnt a cover for their
ro,. huy nothing Of them, for
N''h to never get its full
/ h oe'levcd that the abode of
Gs =" Eastern Europe long an
N ~ worthy father. and some
'u' subject Go not scruple to
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In Boston Circles,

Richard Cat the ball, resenting an
affront You are an impudent black
guard, sirl
Dora repeating the affair to her
chLm next day)-He said something
quite awful, dreadfully cutting, you
know.
Cora What was it, DEAR am i'm
patient to hear it. / am all ears.
Dora-I cannot recall the exact
words, butt was something like braz-
en- African sentinel, only Dick used the
impolite term for it.
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Cheap AnHsthe tic.

Husband-G citing that tooth pulled
hurt pretty badly, didn't it?
Wife-No. / just thought of all the
mean things You had ever said to me-,
and it made me so mad I forgot all
about the tooth.-Street Dc Smiths
Good Mems
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A Neat Compliment.

Mr. Gimps reproachfully)-Oh, you
would not do anything as bad as that,
would you?
Miss Simps Oh, yes, I would. i am
not so good as | look.
Mr.. Gimps (hastily)-Oh, yes you
are; great deal better in fact
BrOOElu1L Edgle.
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NUMBER A.
FiUMOR.
His Sight Was Failing.


Husband - My eyesight is failing
rapidly.
Wife, think it is improving.
81 hope so, but l can't see now so
we'll as | could two months ago."
ooh, yes, you can. There's marked
improvement in your eyesight.
But l know better.
you only think So"
ooh, no, I know"
"How do you know"
when we got married few months
ago / had money to my credit in the
bank, but I'll be hanged if / can see a
dollar there now"
She ceased her argument.-1eTaS
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