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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
Sunnressins a Sneeze.

A highly esteemed medical journal
tells us that sneeze may be always
suppressed by pressing the finger hard
upon the upper lip. But, sal1es alive,
who wants to suppress sneese, unless
he happens for the moment to be bur-
glarizing neighbours house OF some
thing of that sort? There's all too lit
tie fun in this world now, without try
ing to shut off the innocent enjoyment
of a sneeze. And inasmuch az there is
an ancient tradition and belief that
when one sneezes he casts out devils, it
would seem to be scheme of the evil
one to suppress sneezing. Good, hon
est people should frown it down De-
troit Free Press
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
Like AIlHis Kind.

I. A very funny incident is told of how
a local plumber did piece of work in
an uptown house. The wife of the up
town householder, few days since,
called his attention to the fact that a
great deal of water was dripping from
the bench below the water faucet, say
ing that plumber must tie immediate
ly called to repair it The plumber was
procured. He said there was certainly
leak somewhere, but he could not
just put his finger on it However he
unscrewed the faucet peered in and
around the pipe, put on some new
washers and went through great
many mysterious movements, After
the plumber had plumbed to his evi.
dent satisfaction and departed the leak
leaked just the same. The man of the
house casually lifted the tin pail which
was kept under the faucet A stream
of water poured from the bottom. II
was evideAt that the leak was in the
pail instead of the pipe. Albany Argus.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
in plain languagen roared Mr.. Bowses
across the table.
tfRut vo,, ,,,icrht do e,,ch thinp "

eoSi ooo ullc tdDlC,
"But you.might do such a thing"
$50 the Hudson river might run into
Lake Erie? It's far more likely that
you carried that shirt up in the garnet
or down cellar. shouldn't be sur
prised to find the girl using it for a
dust rag in the lnitchen!'
'Mr. Bowser, you've got thai shirt
on! ] know it! I'll dare you to re move
your collar!' she exclaimed
81 have said that this house had no
system" he slowly replied as he rose
from the table. ITO prove that / am
right | will take off my collar and UNI
button the band of my shirt Now,
then, are you satisfied that it is owing
TO your want of attention"
you've got it on!" she interrupted,
as she pulled at the band of his night
shirt
ut can't bel"
but here it is! You forgot to take
1t off"
Mr., Bowser turned pale and walked
off upstairs. Ten minutes later he
came down and said:
Mrs. Bowser, don't ever play another
| such trick ON mer'
"Why, what had 1 to do with ito"
she asked.
"Never you mind about that, but
don't attempt anything more of the
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
FARM AND GARDEN.
FoR A LARGE FLOCK.

Convenient House for One Hundred and
Fifty Fowls.
Where large number of fowls are
kept on the farm, the hens are com
monty kept in focl1s much too large
to secure the best results, and are
housed in inadequate quarters. Where
one hundred or one hundred and fifty
fowls are kept, structure as shown
in the Illustration will be found to
economize material in building, and la
Dor in caring for the occupants. The
plan is designed for low building
forty-five feet by twenty-four, divided
into pens ten by fifteen feet, with a
walk four feet in width extending the
whole length. The five compartments
allow the whole flock to be divided
into small hocks of thirty each-a
number that will give better results
than could be obtained if more were
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
WIT AND WISDOM.

No man is brave who is afraid OF
the truth,
A widow Is the sandwich between
a tear and d smile.
The love that Is not continually
planning and building, dies in its sleep.
RAMS Horn.
When an ass kicks at you he does SO
because he recognizes that you are I'M
like hiIn.-Danville Breeze.
Whenever you sow good seed you
can depend upon it that some Of it will
reach good ground, RAMS Horn.
Tile man who wants success any
where, should make up his mind that
he will work for it. RANTS Horn.
--Satan-Ah! Glad to meet you. Go
ing to stay with lis long? New Arrival
Only for the heated term, l guess
Indianapolis Journal.
There is something radically wrong
about the man who does not love his
country, and who takes no interest In
baseball. -Somerville Journal.
2 Traveller (entering a dining-room
car)-"1s this the smoking car, my good
MANI" Porter -"No, sab, this is the
chewing car, sab. "-Yonkers States
man.
"But what satisfaction can you get
from kissing another women that you
hate?" "Why, the satisfaction of maxi
ing her submit to it, stupidW-lndian-
apolis Journal.
-"What a terrific thunderstorm we
had the other evening"" II didn't
know anything about it until it was all
over. was at Wagner concert -
Hartford Times
Editor Didn't he once say he would
never speak to you again? eyes; but
he saw had a cold and he couldn't re-
sist the temptation to tell me Of sure
cure. "-Demorest's Monthly.
We experience, as we 60 on learn
ing and knowing-the vast MA ority Of
us experience heed of relating
what we have learnt and know to the
sense which we have in us for conduct
to the sense which we have in us fol
beauty. Arnold.
Just What She Wanted. The Doc
tor-'My dear Miss palisade, in YOU
condition, it won't do to go to the bal
tonight with thin dress on, You vii
be almost certain to catch something
Miss Palisade-"That what ] an
going for Cloak Review.
An Emphatic Caution. -"Shoult
we pronounce it amen, or ah-men?'
asked choir singer, rather given t.
Irritation, of a witty Detroit pastor
"Just which you please, my dear" HI
said, provided you do not let yoursel
get too much taken up with the 'men." "
Detroit Free Press
Rising in His Professionalism
bler-"What arc you doing. just now
Pencille?" Pencille--"Oh, | am work
ing for different papers" Seribbler-
"Then you are doing better than tn
last time | met you You were work
ing for Indifferent papers then."-Sat
urday Evening Herald.
J Charlie isn't home Just now" sal
young Mrs locker to n neighbor VIII
had dropped in to spend the evening
HE said he was going down to the elu
for little freeze-out | don't i1no'
exactly what that is but I'm glad
he can find any cooling beverage dun
ing this awful weather. Washipgto
Post
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28

kind! / have already stood far more
than most husbands would"
Regularly every morning at certain
hour Mr.. Bowser goes upstairs to dress
himself
Five minutes after he has disappeared
his voice is heard calling over the ban
lister.
"Mrs. Bowser, do you pretend to run
this house, or are you lady boarder
with CARLOAD of novels for baggageP"
Whats the matter, dear?"
Don't dear me! I'd either have a
system or acknowledge that was a
failure!"
but what is it?"
Look hefel''
| He holds a clean shirt in his left hand,
and with his right he points to it in
dramatic way and hoarsely whispers:
Buttons, Mrs. Bowser-buttonsl"
"What about buttons?" she asks,
"Not button on this shirt-not onel
Four buttonholes, but not buttonl
All been washed off, and not one re.
| placed"
"Mr. Bowser you haven't had shirt.
button on your shirts since we were
married. You use the removable metal
buttons; there they are just as you took
them out of your other shirt"
He is caught, He realizes it, but
after gasping once or twice he braces
up and replies
Every well, Mrs. Bowser! Next time
l go home I'll take my shirts along and
see if mother can't possibly find time to-
sew on some buttons! I've had to use
these because | had no others!"
The other awfully hot day he came
limping home and fell into chair and
groaned;
IN be hanged if don't hire blind
woman to come here and look after my
thingsl My feet are all cut to pieces
by these internal old soclls!''
sold socksl Why, l bought 'em new
for you only three days ago!"
'Ioles in. both of EN-, but might
have expected that, Look therer'
lie pulled off his shoes and displayed
pair of Atwood socks with hole in
the heel of each.
"What on earth are you doing with
those socks on?n she exclaimed. 81
told you last night where to find six
new pairs of summer socksW
"They weren't there"
but they were, and you went into
the clothes-press and dug these out OF
the bottom of the trunk"
"NTrs. Bowser, you said I'd find socks
in the bottom drawer of the bureau"
ayes"
'Well, there isn't a sock there There
isn't the slightest reason to believe you
ever put sock there. FL bet mil
lion dollars to cent there are no socks
there!'
"Come upstairs"
He followed her up, and she went to
the bureau, pulled out the drawer and
pointedto the six pairs of socks resting
there.
Eyes, I sce he observed, as he
backed off. But where were they last
night when / wanted them?"
Right therer
"Uml Mrs. Bowser. | don't want t.
criticise your way of keeping house.
No husband ever finds fault with his
wife when it is possible to avoid it, and
he is always willing to suffer and en-
dure, But, Mrs. Bowscr, feel it my
duty to sit down and have long talk
with You, and speak to you very plain
ly We must have a system here or ii
will be better for you to so back to
your mother. You can get four trains
out of here day for Detroit, Mrs.
BowSer.-four trains day-and your
mother would meet you At the depot
there. Socks! Yes! | see them now;
but where were they last night, Mrs.
Bowser?"- NJ. Quad, in n. Y. World.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
VOLUME VII.
a DUDES o9sn TO HIS TAILOR.

~oC'- O'|GL W his lAiLOR,
o, my once behaved tailor! win YOU listen to
my wocr
VIII YOU while weep ana MARBLE, not remem
Der Whs' owe?
Ihlnk VI WHEN we wer3 tos3ther-wlyan NV
order ii.st you took
how you humby bowed, delighted to enroll me
on your book.
Thlnk OF when you, dancing round mo, praised
my figure and myself;
How you strained your arms to show me all the
goods upon your shelf;
how you begged mo to allow you to array me
in your best
How you gaEed with admiration when before
your glass l dressed.
ThlnS OF when you used to greet me with q
smile OF welcome sweet;
How you held your doorway open for my pas.
sage to the street;
Think of all your kind attentions and of how
you trembled too
When you fearing to offend me, sent your bill
long after due. @
+ o, you stony-hearted tailor! Canyon think of
all that's passed.
All the friendship AMI affection and respect
too good TO last?
Can you think of how ! suffer in q last years.
suit that's fra ed
And refuse to make aother-till my small &C.
count is paid?
Hast thou not feeling for me when you know
that every day
To avoid your shop travel travel miles be.
yond my wayY
Hast thou not touch of pity when I'm with a
maiden sweet #e%
And discern your awful presence coming COM
ing-till we meety N
Sometime maybe, 1 will pay you'll you'll
only wait till then
But at present | am busted. Give me credit
once again
will humbly do the bowling praise your figure
and your looks,
And most anything will suit me If you'll charge
il on the books.
H. Z. Dodge, in Goodalls Sum-
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
E,hansting the sou.

When grass is allowed to produce
seed it exhausts the soil more than
when crop of hay is cut before the
seed is permitted to appear. When
seed heads form the plant has fulfilled
its mission, and has stored in the seeds
larger proportion of the mineral ele
ments than remains in the stalks Of the
plants, in many cases, as the green
plants. when cut down early, consist
largely of water. A grain crop and a
crop of seed from grass deprive the soil
of a proportion of all the fertilizing
substances existing thersin.--Iroy a.
! IL Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
milking in the city.

"Yes, indeed, said little Any's aunt,
you shall come to the country and see
us milk the cows,
"What's that, auntie?"
''Why, that's how we get milk for
our coffee at breakfast"
oh" said Amy, knowingly, I'VE do
it with a can opener. n--Washingtua
Post,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
NUMBER At.
CHICKS AND DUCKS.
The Kinds of Food Which win Prove cb
Greatest Value.

We are having numerous inquiries OF
late how we feed chicks, and especially
ducklings, for many are raising them
for the first time this season.
In order to have clear understand
ing OF how we should feed, we will give
a chemical composition of cereal food
as we find it in Dr. Spaulding's work,
standard and Commercial Poultry
Culture:"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
Where DO They Get the Creamg

"Do you know" said q milk-train
conductor on one of the principal Chi
cago roads that brings in great many
cars of milk daily, that not one city
milk-dealor supplied from our road ever
buys cream? And yet any one of them
will sell you as much cream as you
want. All the cream that is shipped
into the city is consigned to and is used
by confectionaries or wholesale ice
cream manufacturers" Chicago Times
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28

and low for his nightshirt. 1t couldn't
be found. 1t had disappeared from the
face of the earth, leaving not even a
button behind When he came up to
lunch. she said:
@Mr Bowscr, can't find your night
shirt"
~ presume mott" he calmly replied.
"Some houses have head and sys-
tenn, and the nightshirt don't get
mixed mp with the potatoes down eel
lar!''
"But don't believe you took it off
this morning. You put your dayshirt
OF over it, aud thEt'sthe reason you had
such tvoabe."
Mrs. Baws,r, it You wish 60 pfer
that In az iG!c. juss sPrak .yIghi cV;
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
What He Got.

did they give you anything at the
farmhouse asked Pete, the tramp
yep Pair o boots"
"Whatcher done with 'em?"
II lef them where they were, On thu
farmers feet N, Y. Herald
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
MIR. AND MRS. BOWSER.
His Cry Is Still for System" in
the Household.
Another of Her "Tricks" Upon Her Long,
Suffering Husband-Tha Missing Gar
ments-He Hints Mt a p ossfble
Remedy for Their Troubles,
,,nttKE 70 rot

D LIKE to get
my hands on the
chap who made
this shirt for
about a min
II t c p" OK
claim e d Mr..
u o W SER the
other morning
us he showed
away from the
breakfast table.
GA n y tn ing
wrong9" quer-
led Mrs. Bow
Snr.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28

Mr. Hunker-"No, Miss Sue,
haven't relation in the United
States. Harold Sues bad little
brother)-'Then, who is that uncle
you told me had your overcoat?"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28
POST-LIFTIN0 DEVICE.

1t Is SO Simple That the Picture Virtually
Explains Itself.
The device shown herewith is sent to
the Orange Judd Farmer by X. H.
Keeny, Paradise, Wash. 1t is almost
self explanatory. One man drives the
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28

Pm to have friends to dine to-
night Have you any oranges fit to SET
before the four hundred?' Here, boy,
show Mr.. Silverspoon pHr Wood
oranges. ~, y. HeI aid,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-08-28

pick (B) into the post (A) and braces
against the crowbar (D), which Ia
worked over the fulcrum (O) by his
companion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
CITY BREVITIRS.

The Young Ladies' Hebrew Benevolent
Society will give its second dime entertain
ment tomorrow night at Masonic Temple.
novel programme has been arranged.
The entertainment will be concluded with a
dance.
On account of professional engagements
Of Rev. Robert S. Barrett of Atlanta, the
lecture at the Catholic Library hall on the
Passion Play" advertised for Wednesday
night, has been postponed to Friday night,
April "a.
G. A. Lamar of Macon will bring down a
base ball team Merchants week to play two
or three games with the Savannah club.
Games have been arranged for Thursday
and Friday, April 80 and May J. The
Macon team is said to be strong one, and
the Savannah team is composed OF good
material, several of them being former
members Of the kieffers.
The Savannah lodge of Elks expects to
send delegation to attend the meeting of
the grand lodge in Louisville May II, 18
and 10. The Order Of Elks appears to be
growing in popularity in this section. Ar
rangements are being made to organize a
lodge in Augusta. Savannah lodge will
probably be called upon to install the officers
of the new lodge and initiate its members
into the mysteries of Elkdom.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
LOCAL PERSONAL.

Edward N. Wootten of Atlanta is at the
De Soto.
G.. W. Babcock of Boston is registered at
the Pulaski
w. II. Booth of Atlanta is registered at
the De Soto.
NJ. J. Downs Of Philadelphia is registered
at the Pulaski
F. H. Bagley of Chattanooga is registered
at the De Soto.
Rev. William F. Marshall of Suwannee,
Fla, ia guest of the De Soto.
w. T. Templeton and Miss Templeton of
Chicago are stopping at the Screven.
Charles O'Connor and M. J. Fahey of
Fitchburg, Mass, are stopping at the Pu-
laski.
j. w. Sullivan and c. A. Hastings of
Boston. Mass, are registered at the
Screven.
Miss Florence Williams. editor Of the
Statesboro Eagle, is spending several days
in the CITY.
J. c. Doody of Macon and Arthur J.
Doyle OF Sanford are in the city, guests OF
Mr.. w. j. Harty.
Rev. DR.. Beardsley. Miss BeardsIey and
Miss Gowen of New Haven, Conn, are
stopping at the De Soto.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. W. Palmer and Miss B.
Brown and Mr.. and Mrs. w. Livingstone,
Jr., of Detroit are stopping at the De Soto
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick Klug will cele-
brate the 25th anniversary of their mar
rlage by reception at Armory hall to-
morrow night.
j. K. McClurkin and F. H. Humphreys of
Pittsburg and Mrs. Humphreys, Miss Annie
Hayden and Miss Adelyn Hayden Of New
York are stopping at the De Soto.
Miss Fannie S. Sampson of Melrose High
lands, Mass, and Miss Lillian +. Walker Of
Duxbury, Mass, are guests Of Mr.. and Mrs
George W. Curtis, No. 70 Bolton street, for
a few weeks.
Allen Ainslie and ]. B. McGilvray, pro-
prietors Of the San Marco of st. Augustine.
are stopping at the De Soto on their way
north. They will run hotel at Bethlehem,
in the White mountains, this summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. a. Loring. Mrs. S. LORI
ing, Mr.. and Mrs F. L. Loring, Miss Mamie
Lorlng, and Master Joe Loring of New
York arrived in their yacht last night from
! Florida aud are stopping at the De Soto,
where they will remain several days.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
UNDER LYMPH TREATMENT.

DR.. Corson Getting Satisfactory Re-
suits From the German Discovery.
DR.. z. r. Corson is experimenting with
KOch's lymph on two patients, and up to
the present they are doing well and showing
signs of improvement.
William E. Call, well-known printer
and formerly an employee of the MORNING
NEWS, has been suffering with asthmatic
troubles for years. His lungs became
affected from the disease several months
ago, and he was confined to his bed, becom-
ing greatly reduced in flesh and
suffering intensely. When he read
in the papers of the discovery
of the German doctor he decided to test its
virtue, saying that be was as willing to die
under the experiment as 10 remain in con-
slant suffering. His attending physician, DR..
Corson, secured a quantity of the fluid and
about two weeks ago injected it into his
lungs from the back. The experiment
acted well, and the physician continued the
injections at stated intervals.
Mr.. Call has steadily improved, and was
on the streets yesterday. He reports feel
ing much better and has gained six pounds.
He feels that he will be cured by the lymph,
and intends to have the treatment con-
tinued.
The other case is that OF Mrs. Bennett, q
lady living on BroughUon street. who has
suffered greatly for years from lupus. She
expended large sums of money in the treat
ment Of the disease without getting much
benefit, and decided to make a trial of the
lymph as last resort. DR.. Corson injected
the fluid, and as in the case Of Mr.. Call,
Mrs. Bennett has steadily improved and
will probably be eventually cured.
These are the first experiments with the
lymph ia this city, and SO far the results
have been of the most satisfactory char
acter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
TAKEN UP FOR A NEW TRIAL.
The Cotton Press Association Case
Again in Court.

The Cotton Press Association Gases
Again in Court.
When the counsel for the plaintiffs in the
case of Strauss e. Co. VS.. the Cotton Press
Association dismissed their case after the
jury had retired in the city court couple
Of weeks ago, the public was considerably
mystihed at the step. This has been ex-
planned by the refiling of the case of Strauss
81 Co., which was done yesterday.
The plaintiffs were satisfied that with the
light afforded by that trial, they could
make stronger case, and they simply let
go in order to take a new grip. The law
permits a plaintiff who is unwilling to risk
decision by jury upon the facts submitted
to dismiss the case and retry 1t as If it had
never been tried.
The suits pending are: Strauss & Co.
$4,000, Rali Bros, S34, 900, Charles Green's
Son a. Co. $780, Wilder & Co. $4,000,
William Bowen 81 Son, $4,000, r. Billington
S347, Joseph II. Coates a. Co. 81 800.
All these parties sue for the use of various
insurance companies which are authorized
by law TO use their names and sue in them
for their losses.
The cases will come up at the next term
Of the city court The attorneys are G. N.
West, ESQ, of Savannah, and Col Charles
Marshall of Baltimore for the plaintiffs, and
Denmark, Adams &c Adams for the de-
PENDANTS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
THE BARNARD STREET ELECTRIC
RAILWAY
May Have More Trouble-They May
EoiOin Somebody.

May Have More Trouble-They May
Eojoin Somebody.
After fixing matters with the Telephone
Company it was generally supposed that
the Barnard street railroad would meet
with no further trouble, but from iudica-
tons IL looks as IL they might yet have an
opportunity Of getting out an injunction
themselves. After turning the corner of
Barnard street the track follows the side
walk closely and takes sharp curve along
the eastern side Of the market, just In front
OF b. H. Levy & Bro. IS big Clothing Store,
and it is thought that the great crowds OF
people who are daily besiegiDg Lsvy's 20
get Spring and summer Clothing may OBJ
struct the track and force the car company
to get out an injunction to prevent Levy &
Bro. from doing more business than all
the other Clothiers in town put together. OF
course, the public WON'T stand thar, and thus
''Lsvy's" will get some advertising. Our
fifth page this morning will convey an
idea OF the attractions at Levy's, and you
can even rids TO their very doors on the
Belt Line system.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-19
CLOSED,
Monday, April 30, 1891. Great Closing
Out Clothing sale.

Monday, April 30, 1891. Great Closing
Out Clothing Sale.
The store 163 Congress street, third door
from Solomon's drug store. will be closed
all day Monday, April 20, in order to mark
dOlCn the entire stock of Mems, Boys, and
Children's Clothing, Hats, Caps, Shirts.
Drawers, Hosiery, Handkerchiefs, Neck
wear, and, in fact, everything usually kept
in hrst-class Clothing and Furnishing
Goods store.
The goods will be marked down at least
40 to 90 per cent, as the stock must be
closed out as soon as possible.
These goods will be offered for sale from
day to day until the entire stock is disposed
Of
The Counters, Shelving. Show Cases and
Fixtures are also offered for sale.
The purchasing public will find by
calling aud examining prices that this is no
humbug or buncombs sale, as the prices these
goods will be sold at will soon convince to
the contrary. Remember the number, 1913
Congress street, opposite the market, second
door from Solomons drug store.-Ad.