Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-12-03
PITH AND POINT.

"A cyclone is like three girls walk
ing abreast-it does not turn out for
anything.
You can't estimate mans liberali-
ty by what he thinks you ought to give.
-Elmira Gazette.
Somebody says experience is a
comb that you find after you have lost
all your hair.-Ram's Horn.
Asking questions of public speak
er is good deal like standing on a
track to scare ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS bus
Post.
There is law maxim that equity
follows the law, which may be true,
but she doesn't always overtake it
Lowell Courier.
When young man is writing a love
letter he should keep constantly before
his mind how it would look in print
Somerville journal.
Every man who does not labor and
lay up fortune may cause absolute
suffering to his daughters future hus-
band.-Elmira Gazette.
Its Bitter World.-Author-
''What do you pay for manuscripts"
yours weigh?"-N. Y Truth
Says a Musical Critic-''I am al
ways pleased when see a young lady
devote herself to the study of the harp
or the violoncello. 1t is one less to play
the piano"
Let an old man advise younger
one and he will say: BE patient. The
old may never have learned how to be
patient, but they have learned the value
of it. "-Atchison Globe. se-tr.
Will Never See Him.-Miss Spar
row. never saw the man 1 would
marry yet" Willie (going on seven)-
''Then he is out of sight, amt he,
auntie ?'-Brooklyn Eagle.
-Bride-''I should like to give my in
tended a little surprise before our mar.
riage. What would you adviser Fe.
male Friend-''Hum! present him with
your certificate of birth ''-Fliegende
Batter.
"A Hero.-''There goes a man who
has saved sixty three lives" "You-
don't-say?" Yes, when his house
burned down he carried out the family
cat and six Kittens - Indianapolis
journal.
HAS your baseball club sailor in
it?'' she asked. NO" he answered.
"Why do you ask?" 81 thought it
would be a good idea to have an old
tar for a pitcher of the nine. Wash
ington Star.
You have omitted one item," said
the departing guest to the landlord.
whats that?" asked mine host. THE
book-keeper said good-morning to me
to-day, and you've forgotten to charge
for it. ''-Harper's Bazaar
Its Location.-''Youa are something
of an anatomist, 1 believer" Yes"
s'Then where's the humorous vein 1
hear about sometimes?' SIN the neck
1t is sometimes called the jocular
vein. "-Drake's Magazine. t-
-She-'No. I'm not engaged to him.
If you saw us sitting and talking to-
gether you could easily see there was
nothing between u.s." Hell did; and
not seeing anything between you,
thought you were engaged"
Clara lat the Simpkins' grand hop)
Didn't Miss Muslin's ball-dress reach
her in time to-day?" Maud-sI be-
lieve So" Clara-''Then how does it
happen tndC she mere! Mauu-lG
came C. o. D."-Cloak Review.
Easily Observation-Disclosures
is that fellah ovah yondah, Fwed? He
looked at me and then took out note
book and vote something" Fwed-
Easily explained, deah boy. That's
Squib, the humorist. He writes about
funny things, you know."-Yankee
Blade.
City Boy (his first sight of cow
can that thing with horns is what
you get your milk out OFF" Country
Boy-''O' course, stupid; an butter. an
cheese, too" City Boy-''Wnew! If
you could only get yer coffee an sugar
from her, she'd be regular walkin'
grocery store. "-Brooklyn Life.