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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
PHLECKs OF PHUN.

Fashionable Physician Gin surprise, to
| patient)-Why, you're getting betterl
Patient-Yes, Doctor.
Fashionable Physician Cincensed)-Well, didn't
tell you there was no hope for you?
Patient (meekly)-Yes, Doctor, you must excuse
me. but couldn't help it.-Puck.
''Wbat is the difference between man of
family and family man?''
''One boasts of his ancestors, the other brsgs
about his progeny. ''-HeI0 York Herald.
81 declare, I never
thought!'' cried Mrs. Lincolnpark, after her din
ner was over.
.'Never thought of what?'' asked Mr.. L.
'sWhy, I placed Colonel Jones and Mrs. Parker
ton next each other at dinner, and, now think OF
it, he was her first husband r'-HoTper's Bazar.
That 'tis little things that tell,
Instances all too ample.
You and l. we know It we'll
Little brothers, for example.
81 don't understand this. You charge too
much for these earrings i: the gems are glass and
too little if they are real stones
Don't said word. Dem vas r-real stones.
made dose for mine mudder-in-law, und she don't
vas like dem. Ven she hears dat mar SOLD em
for less than cost she goes r-rght away una dies oy
herself, Brooklyn Eagle.
Bilkins-You are going TO marry, eh?
But isn't year a long time to wait?
Fnkins-Oh YOU don't mind it, old fellow, after
von call 70 take her to the theater few times
Neso York Telegram.
sJf he loves me he will never take that
girl out to ride.
.sHe is merely pretending that he is going to.
..Goodness! he is actually helping her into the
carriage.
ssRut he loves me, nevertheless.
..He is merely trying to make me jealous.
81 will try to be jealous, to please him. Puck.
eBoop' exclaimed Robby, as he jumped
out of a dark corner.
..Oh, how you startled me!'' said the agitated
curate-
-..How funny! That reminds me of the first
thing the grasshOpper said TO his Creator, mused
Robby.
..It's very strange / never heard Of that. What
was the first thing the grasshopper said to his Gre
ator2', asked Mr. Maidenhearte interestedy.
.'Good Lord How you made me jump!''
Robby's response.-Snaith, Gray q Co.iS MoRthly.
Mrs. Pry-Does bathing suit you, Miss
Dazzler?
Miss Dazzler-I think so, but ma says there's
hardly enough of tito call 1t suis,-Bost0a Courier
Journal.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
Social Chatter.


Mr.. AND Mrs. J. H. WALKER are visiting in
New York.
TONIGHT a dance at the Monongahela
House by the Pittsburg Cotillion Club.
THE members OF the Alhambra Cotillion
dance at the Monongahela on Friday night
Miss MAUD ANDERSON, of High street, is at
present the guest of friends in Cynthiana,
Ky.
INVITATIONS have been issued by Mrs.
George W. Blair, of Point Breeze, for an
afternoon tea on Friday.
THAT event of the season to a German, a
Turner reception, comes off tomorrow even
ing in Turner Hall, Forbes avenue.
A RECEPTION will be given by Mrs. Hem
NETT, of Fifth avenue, McKeesport, next
Monday evening, to which lilo people have
been invited.
of Youngstown, who have been visiting
with Mrs. John Y. Hazlett, of Oakland, left
Pittsburg for home yesterday.
THE Young Peoples Society of the Park
Avenue Presbyterian Church spent last
night in an agreeable entertainment, with
instrumental and vocal music and lunch
THE baton of Schiblo, the recently ap-
poin ted director OF the Teutonia Manner
Choir will make its maiden effort, so far as
Allegheny is concerned, tomorrow evening
in the hall OH Pike street.
Mrs. AND Miss WERTHEIMER give a recep-
ton Wednesday evening, october %. Tie
ballroom at the Monongahela Eouse has
been selected in lieu of the assembly room
at the Concordia Club, yet in an unfinished
state.
JUST 1000 invitations for the Darlington
wedding 1t is to be largely attended, as
Mrs. Darlington would have it so. and the
ceremony proper will be solmenized among
the books in the library, according to the
desire of the bride to be.
Miss MARGARET EMMA THOMAS, daughter of
David J. Thomas. of Forbes avenue, Oak
land. will be married this evening to James
Gilmore Straw. According to o. card accom-
panying the invitation, sat homes'' will be
held on TUESDAYS, after November sat "The
Washington Kansas City. Mo.
A WEDDING ceremony on Thursday after
noon will transform Miss Humphreys and
Mr.. Hilliard from being an affianced pair
into bridal couple. This will be one of the
first nuptials ut Point Breeze, which it is
said, is studded as generously with brides
to-be US the Queens crown is with jewels.
MISS SUsY PITCAIRN will be the maid of
honor Mt her sisters wedding next week.
The Others attendants selected are two
bridesmaids and eight ushers. beside the
besT man. Miss Dolly Pitcairn has been
social triumph since her debut, and that
fact and the other that she is Mr.. Robert
Pitcairn's daughter. doubtless will attract
important people, both in and out Of town.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

the position of Washington correspondent
of the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette ends
his occupancy of a position which he has
filled with honor and usefulness for longer
space of time than almost any other journal
ist in Washington. But the disposition of
some of our Eastern contemporaries to make
an issue of Boynton as martyr to Halstead-
ism is rather misplaced. If General Boynton
wishes TO continue in newspaper work he
can find employment without difficulty; and
the Commercial Gozettc although an Awful
Example of the obstreperous organ, has
surely the right to select it own Washington
correspondent
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
DEATHS HERE AND ELSEWHERE.


John Mcconnell died at his home in
Washington township, Lawrence county, at u late
hour Sunday night aged so years. The deceased
appointed Associate Judge of that county dur
ing Governor Pattison's first term, 10 fill the va
cancy on the bench caused by the death of Judge
Robert c. Cochran. He was born and raised in the
township in which he died, and a foe to the
liquor traffic wherever he found it. When he was
appointed Associate Judge he stated that he would
never sign paper giving anyone the right to sell
Intoxicating liquors. and he kept his word. He
leaves 4 wife and five adult children. He was
lifelong Democrat and old-line Presbyterian.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
Cannot Afford the Sacrifice.

Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
In crying down the beginnings of the tin
plate manufacture in this country what have
the Democratic offlce-seekers to gain, even
should they succeed in defeating what prom
ises to be one of our immensely important
industries? For the sake of rewarding these
ambitious politicians with u few temporary
offices the people of the United States can
not afford the sacrifice
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

Albert Z. Anderson, a well-known busi-
ness man of Leechburg died yesterday morning
at 5:30 after lingering illness. Mr.. Anderson
was born in Butler county in IS49 went to the oil
regions in 1866 accumulated considerable means
and finally settled in Leechburg, where he engaged
in mercantile pursuits until has health failed him.
when he retired from business. A wife survives
him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
Obituary Notes.

EX-GOVERNOR BIGELow, of Connecticut, who
had been sick for several weeks. died at the New
Haven House, New Haven, at S:j3 yesterday morn
ing.
HENRY STRJM SR n well-known hardware
merchant, of No. 3225 Fenn avenue, died yesterday
afternoon at 3:l5 O'Clock. He was G7 years old.
The funeral arrangements will be made to-day.
FRANK THORN of Ravenswood. W. Va, for
meriy clerk on the steamer Lizzie Bay died there
Sreiday night He was well known along the Ohio
IIyer ana had great many friends in Pittsburg.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
Mrs. Hunueshaeen.

Mrs. Hunneshagen, mother of Mayors
Clerk Henry Hunneshagen. of Allegheny, died at
her home on Itin street, this morning. Deceased
was one of the Oldest residents of the North Side,
at the time of her death being in her 18th year.
While Mrs. HunneshaZen has been in i'll healsh for
time past, her death was quite unexpected.
Arrarg gements Tor the funeral have not yet been
made.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

Now that a young woman has been shut
up in one of the English railway car COM
partments with a maniac, and thrown from
it with no one to aid her, perhaps the
leisurely English mind may eventually per-
ceive that the American style of cars would
effectually prevent anything of the SORT.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

CANADA is following the example of the
United States in steady and regular reduc-
tion of her public debt; but she has gone far
beyond our example in the matter of scan-
dals growing out of the influence of corpora
tions in her politics
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

A YOUNG diamond merchant who has
been selling diamonds under the represen-
tation that they were smuggled, when
hauled up by the law declares they were not
smuggled, and that his saying so was only a
trick to catch customers. Between the PEN
alties for smuggling and the penalties of
being a self-confessed liar, he evidently pre-
fers the latter
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THIRTY-Two millions of Russian peas.
ants on the verge of starvation. What if
the Gar should organize them into a great
army and plecipitate them on Europe and
Asia in search of food? That would he
new irruption of the vandals for which
Christendom is not prepared.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THE denial of Queen Liliuokalani, of
Hawaii, that she is dying is generally taken
as settling the question; but that is not al
ways a safe guide. Some politicians have
been prominent in refusing to recognize the
fact when they were entirely defunct issues.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THE proposal that Anson, of Chicago,
will take the stage this winter in a baseball
comedy is calculated to make theater-goers
take to the woods. Baseball supplied suf-
ficient comedy during the summer season.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
CHARLES STEWART PARNELL
WRITTEN FOR THE DIsPATcH.I

WRITTEN FOR THE DIsPATcH.l
With anguish torn,
Let Erin mourn
With tears for her dead son;
Nor let her grief, assauged by tears,
Wipe out the stain of countless years,
Nor mark a race that's run.
Oh! weep to-day,
Oh! weep and pray.
H..
Ger his bier,
Rest hope and fear,
O'er his tomb all discord ended;
Let opinions of ev'ry shade,
In the grave with him be laid,
And all hearts and souls be blended.
OH weep to-day,
Oh! weep and pray,
OCTOBER II. 1891. L
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON,

TINE is money, especially for the electric
clock monopoly.
In this glorious land men vote as they
shoot off their mouths.
IT will be dry day when the rainmaker
gets left.
THE time for shooting birds draws nigh,
Some quail on toast will eat;
But he whose salary isn't high
Will have to order meat.
OLD age is honorable, but you can't make
a woman believe it.
THE portrait painter should be a good
theatrical attraction, as he can draw the
people.
AFTER some laws are framed they are
hung up.
BIRDS might as we'll stop singing since
girls are the feathered pets.
IF you ask a seamstress how she is getting
along she would be justified in saying ''only
sew-sew."
CLEVELAND will soon realize what a
paternal government really is.
THE teamster's life is full of whoa.
MARRIAGE leads to happiness or the
divorce court, hence lovers should under
stand each other thoroughly.
STITCH in time saves rents
HIS iancee is plain of face,
But her figure is the prize,
1t makes up for her lack of grace
As o millions bout its size.
THE dyer can easily hue to the line.
WHISKY makes many mouths water and
many heads swim.
DON'T kick a man when he's down.
Perhaps he may kick back when he gets up.
SINCE Jerry Simpson put on socks he
hasn't made very much noise -
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THE criticisms of the Philadelphia B'tllctus
on the length of Governor Pattison's mes
sage, before it is published, may be taken as
an evidence of that organ well-founded con-
viction that the longer and more detailed
the Governors charges of official miscon-
duct are, the worse it will be, to the BuIIe-
tins taste.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

CONGRESSMAN OTIS, of Kansas, intends
to propose the issuing of 1000 900 of
''money" by the next Congress. What is the
use of doing thing by halves. Make it 5000
100000 and let us all have the luxury of u.s.
ing the alleged money for waste paper.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

maceda and Boulanger was widely COM
mented on at the death of the latter: but the
idea that there is anything in common with
them in Parnell's death is only an example
of Prof. Smiths insensate Toryism.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

IF it is true that New York has only
81, 5O3 dogs the residents of Hardscrabble
and the hill districts should ship to the
metropolis few train loads of their surplus
canine population to make up the Man
haitian deficiency.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

A PERMANENT Census Bureau would be a
very valuable feature of the Government
with proviso. The name of the official to
take charge of it should not be Robert P.
Porter.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THE learned Prof Goldwin Smith thinks
he has discovered a similarity in the deaths
of Ba lmaceda, Boulanger and Parnel. The
resemblance between the taking OF of Bal.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

If shipping bills are passed why should
not Vanderbilt yachts come under their
provisions as well as the cheaper craft?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

HIS iiancee is plain of face,
But her figure is the prize,
1t makes up for her lack of grace
As millions bout its size.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
THE dyer can easily hue to the line.

WHISKY makes many mouths water and
many heads swim.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13
Arizona Will Knock Again.

SINCE Jerry Simpson put on socks
hasn't made very much noise.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

MARRIAGE leads to happiness or the
divorce court, hence lovers should under
stand each other thoroughly.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

TINE is money, especially for the electrt
clock monopoly.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

DON'T kick a man when he's down.
Perhaps he may kick back when he gets up.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

THE time for shooting birds draws nigh,
Some quail on toast will eat;
But he whose salary isn't high
Will have to order meat
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

1t will be dry day when the rainmak
gets left.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-10-13

In this glorious land men vote as they
shoot off their mouths.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
BOROUGH ITEMS
GLEANINGS BY THE LOCAL
CORPS OF REPORTERS.
WHAT THE SCRIBES SEE AND HEAR
Rev. Powick, Of the Methodist
Episcopal Church Of Town,
Deliveries Another Able
and Interesting Sermon.

The services at the Methodist Episcopal
church Sunday were of more than ordi
nary interest The pastor announced that
at the Eccumenical Conference OF Metho-
dism recently held at Washington the
present week was set apart as a day of
prayer to God for the outpouring of the
Ill ly Spirit upon the church. After urg-
ing the people to observe the week as such
he announced as his ext John XVI-l4 and
IL Thess. 1-l2 HE shall glorify me: for
He shall receive of mine and shall shew it
upon you. That the name of our Lord
Jesus Christ may be glorifed in you and
ye in Him" There is community OF
interest between the Lord Jesus and his
believing children. They "bave fellow.
ship''-that is partnership with each othor-
they are "laborers together" They are
mutually concerned in the interests of one
another; we in promoting his glory on
earth and he in promoting ours in heaven.
Too often we are more concerned for the
profits of the partnership than with its OBJ
legations, Some people in the world--like
some of the Thessalonians-seem to think
that the chief obligation of Gods people is
to fold their arms and merely wait for the
Lords return that they may be glorifed
with him. His second advent is a very
precious doctrine and very full of comfort,
but if it is to be of any comfort to us we
must do something to "hasten" it by holy
living and active working as we'll as patient
waiting. The spiritual slothfulness which
waits for the gospel to demonstrate its in
efficiency, and the moral cowardice which
grounds the realization of Its hopes upon
universal wreck and rnin are foreign to the
spirit of him who said: II sm not
ashamed of the gospel of Christ for it i1 the
power of God unto salvation to every one
that believeth" Christ must be glorifed
in us if we are ever to be glorifed in him.
And he is glorifed in us when he is en-
throned as the Lord of our affections
when it is as true of us as it was of Paul :
"ro me, TO live is Christ and to die is gain. !"
The exhibition of our faith and love in
obedience to his ommands-resignatio to
his wll-earnest toll in his vineyard-self-
denial and crossbearing-the building of
churches-the founding of hosptals-the
sending of missionaries-ins the
errng-reclaimng the wandering ard saw
ing the lost--these glorify esus, and must
end in our being gloriied in him. The
Holy Spirit gloriiies Jesus in interpreting
to us His truth and in working in us that
which is well pleasing in His sight. Herein
is my Father glorifed, that ye bear much
fruit. The sermon in the evening was on
Laying up Treasures is Heaven" Just
as the congregation was about to be dis
missed several persons arose for prayer and
upon the invitation being given nine per-
sons came to the altar to give themselves
up to God. In view of this, services were
announced for this evening,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
Strength and Health.

If you are not feeling strong and healthy,
try Electric Bitters If LA Grippe has
left you weak and weary, use Electric Bit
ters, This remedy acts directly on Liver
Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiding those
organs to perform their functions. If you
are afflicted with Sick Headache, you will
find speedy and permanent relief by taking
Electric Bitters. One trial will convince
you that this is the remedy you need
Large bottles only 60c. at O. H. Hagen
buch's Drug Stole.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
PERSONAL.

G. T.Straughn spent Saturday evening in
Pottsville.
George johnson, Of Morea, spent Satur-
lay in town.
T. R Beddall, E.q, attended court at
Poltsyille today.
Mrs, William Phillips returned from
Scranton on Saturday.
j. r. Coyle and S. G NJ Hollopeter,
Esqs., Transacted legal business at Pot,sville
to-day.
Harry Mellon left town this morning for
Philadelphia where he will take position
in q drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
Shenandoah, Pa, Nov. l6, 1891.
AZ Ferguson'e To-night.

The Baldwin Melville are the attraction
announced at Ferguson's theatre for the
entire week commencing tonight. They
open their engagement in Barley Camp
BELLS comedy entitled Galley Slave"
There will be an entire change of pro-
grsmme each performance. The pro-
grsmme for the week wifi be selected from
the following popular plays: Galley
Slave" Two Orphans" "Lynwood,"
"WelPs Fargo Messenger "Danites, T."
East Lynne" Queens Evidence" !"
Each play is novelty not only in name
but in fact brim full of music and comedy
as AN extra inducement Ladies will be
admitted free tonight if accompanied by a
person with paid ticket. Admission 10,
20 and 80 cents. Seats now on sale.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
And HOS Rirht. Too

Manager Ferguson in a recent conversas
tion gave vent to his indignation, at what
he terms 1.-THE neck' of the fy-by.nipht
theatrical snap, which try to secure time at
his house, and he shook his head as he said
mo more for me, I'm tired I'll know
they're right or they don't get N this town
is good enough for the best only" He
certainly has fine list of attractions
booked, some above the average he feels
highly elated at securing the great New
York success, "She Couldn't Marry
Three, which will appear here for one
night during the next few weeks
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
DIR. M,oLYNN,s REPLY.
He Refers to the Pope's Letter and Gre
ntes "A Sensation.

ne hsters Co the ropes Lotter and Cre-
ntos "A Sensation.
NEW YoRK, Nov. 10.-Dr, Edward Nc
Glynn addressed large audience at
Cooper Union last night on the admis-
sions made by the Pope in his recent let
ter on the condition of labor, and in con-
olusion, made the following remarks,
which created a sensation among his
hearers;
r 81 intended on next Sunday 60 tai
about the remedies proposed by the
Pope. But something serious has hap
pened during the week q The news
papers, by aid of the press associations
and on the authority of the Archbishop
of the Diocese of New York and what he
has alleged TO have received in letter
from the Propaganda, have made me the
subject of a great deal OF attention
am not sorry, however, that the matter
has again been precipitated. l shall
come prepared on Sunday next to say
what l have to say.
g am the 'untrocked priest and on
certain conditions can get my frock
back. still have my frock, so that 8
not true. | use 1t as dressing gown
at home. 1t is my own and l paid for
it, and IL an attempt was made to take
it away from me 1 could say, l defy
you under the American flag.
ut if bad theology to call me an ex-
priest. According 20 strict theology l
am to be priest for all eternity,
whether in heaven or in he'll. II l were
called to Rome l could wear my old
frock or buy "a new one and no one could
say me nay. But l will not anticipate.
1 will come next week with the retrac-
tion l am prepared to make"
kMWith these defiant words the excom-
municated priest bade his hearers good
night amid deafening applause.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
A Little Girls Experience In a
Lighthouse.

Mr. and Mrs. Loren Trescotl are keepers
Of the Gov Lighthouse at Sand Beach,
Mich. and are blessed with a daughter, four
years old. Last April she WAS taken down
with Measles, followed with a dreadful
cough and turning into Fever. Doctors
at home and at Detroit treated her, but in
vain, she grew worse RAPIDLY, until she was
mere handful of bones,"-Then she
tried DR.. Kings Now Discovary and after
the use Of two and half bottles was COM
pletely cured. They say Dr. Kings New
Discovery is worth It's weight in gold, yet
you may get a trial bottle free at @. II.
Hagenbuch's drug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1891-11-16
Here's q, FIver

Engine No. 54 was turned out Of the
Weatherly shops last week for passenger
service on the Lehigh Valley railroad. On
Saturday afternoon the engine was tested
and in making the run from Penn Haven
to Black Creek, with orders for a clear
track, it made mile in 81 seconds. The
engine pulled one car and was in charge of
Superintendent A. P. Bakslee John
Brill, engineer; Oscar Kleekuer fireman
j. P. Schiller conductors John Stapleton,
baggage master and Milt. Billman, brake
man,