Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-03-12
"A BAD CASE.

Ny husband IL Mt last convinced Of tho
srror OF his ways, and has impiorcd mo
b givo his FREQ and frank confession 10
tho world. Ny husband is--or was-a
sury cnthusis.tio man, and imngincs
that he has iino oyc for tho arts. Being
lawyer, ho enjoys considerable leisure
In tho aftofnoora, aud II IN this that has
proved his ruin. shall mover forget his
hrf oGensc. II wns very shortly nftcr
cur msrriase ! WINS wondering why isc
was 20 late for thnnor when suddenly n
cab drove up to tho door.
For ono moment fnnciod that Il must
BE- his mother wives have their mothers.
tD-,aw as woli IA hustandsl Imagine
any ast1nishment vhcn cot Jumps my
husband. with n guilty jauntincss OF
dcxncanor. presents tho cnbby with Eve
shiilnf-a q noted this oSfrayaganco my.
A~if from tho window. and " followed
By that functionary. staggering under
an enormous buftion. swathed In brown
holland. up tho stcpa The usuai ioafcr
rushcs forward aud fruah gratuity Is
Distributed. 10 tho horror OF my cconom-
pzL mind At last tho thing apparent
" miniature OF tho great pyramid-is
dcpositsd In our small hall with rcso-
nant bang. and II. bearers depart.
what on earth pAakes you 40 vuy I'm.
punc,ual, dear The soup viii bo quite
spotted. And what In heavens name.
n thl,r'
Il thought you'd like II. darling Cthis
With q nervous fush). It's tho most
wonderful bargain. aud II would have
boon really wicked to have bet II alp
he Q genuine Eiiabothaa-but. therc.
80 II for yourclf."
The mummy like bandasos were at
hast removed. and what do you think l
bchsidf An enormous rusty. musty.
dusty md hidcous cloch
-YoS" be continued. "a real. antique,
Eliabs<han muaeal CLOCK. IL plays six
sunS Of tho period: and. what's moro.
tock Ut the initsaiz craven on tho face
W. g. I've very little doubt that It
oncc belonged 10 Shakespeare himself.
VINO was very fond OF mechanical inyen-
tsoaS ahan have. Of course. 10 have 1t
repaired and dono up, and then IL viii
look splendid In tho dining room"
lis quite took my breath away
soa"' o' 49, ~ eau
e'a ~ p.SA ~ "p' Az" ""-' u'N ~"
Fy -, ~ ,.. -
A. s' !, '.sio .. sn v'a nou ~. H,e,
that they'd have gwen twice rs much
n only they had known, Just think,
only n hundred dollass Why, could
get two hundred for 1t gay day"
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.s s % :. .ou.' $3.50 y W.
$3.50 :" ~. ea'e.S - e"e"'y
"os ~ ~ ,'sn', 49, 49,. ~ . s.'T ae.'
wsy ''',s 49, =. u ~ 'e'ps
w - go. p'A,I ~ ~.
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you ma. " n'a. you, nns''s IN yvu'
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s, ~ NV" IAN" e'''A '"'' WA p'A's'''y
ny 49,. - 4.
~ $500" %
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''vea ,na' ~. On. inn'y NOR sno"ia
osps", :" uous v". w UP n'
W sius sAA' s"o"YuenNy a'AeV'orvu
eeno'a ma,oTs name nih'l@ oou.u
"i.a .nA : nAi povn iiioio s.ein on 'iis
"'s' oeo'1'oh' w" was "o.A' hho W.
many youhs w''ss' ana was ss'lsneu
WIZ neo,ains' tnetesni. Wa .'iA' wv
r'.Iy pyeun' oeiuseu MIN s''e 1hos'
,iissso'e 'asIoi i o. r"pp,shy oile.ar
p1ao' uA,iiasep 1uri,''nro' uuu'ous Piot
~ anu, "a ""'fu' 'no '''Ds" VI ""'
"uru',' LOW A.
10 pvnovo my nnspanu, We we're nne
piOuu Pe.'esNors oi Sroihwens hA., by,
, 10, 'oo'npsu,h' Que OF sh.tiai'hs ~
eH enil OF Marie Ahto'hetee :, I'u,
poha; "omptAhut a neoryo Mothha
oenevo ms latter Is the e'i genius oi
me fleher mp ana q whole rootiim 0,
tpht aud useless "Chippcndaic ana
onefa,on, etc Ana AL hAd p,sn nc,