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Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

COLONEL ROBERT INGERSOLL is
making valuable addition to Shaks-
perean literature. For many years a
most assiduous student of the works of
the immortal dramatist, and repudiating
wholly the theory that the marvellous
masterpieces ascribed to the bard of
Avon were the work of another, Colonel
Ingersoll brings to the defense OF Shaks-
pearo the strong analytical logic of II
thorough judicial mind, and to
the eXaltation Of the fruits of his genius
tho forceful and impressive eloquence
for which the first of living Ameri-
can orators is distinguished. The Ice
ture of Colonel Ingersoll on Shakespeare
is said to be one of the most brilliant
productions of his versatile mind, which
no student of the mighty poot and
dramatist should fail to hear No one
familiar with the qualifications of the
eloquent orator will doubt that this
encomium is fully merited
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

IT Is little surprising and quite sug-
gestive to learn that the Canadian gov
ernment is contemplating measures to
induce the return to the provinces of
Canadians who have como to the United
States. 1t is said that an approximation
is under consideration, probably with
tho idea of buying lands Tor those who
will return and occupy them and provid-
ing fund to be loaned to such for tho
making of improvements. The fact that
so patornal scheme is seriously
thought Of suggests how few are the OPP
portunities and attractions of tho Do
minion in comparison with those of the
United States, and explains why there is
SO largo an element of the people there
in favor of Enumeration. There is steady
exodus from Canada to this country, and
tho loss is not made np by European
immigration, which, while considerable,
does not remain there. There arc hun
dreds of thousands OF Canadians in tho
United States, and it Is not likely that
any inducemeut the government would
offer would draw any considerable
number of them back. They remain
here because they are doing better than
they we're able to do in Canada, and be-
cause they know that there are better
opportunites here than there for we'll
doing with an equal application OF energy
and industry, The paternal scheme OF
the Canadian government, il adopted, is
not likely to have tho results hoPeu 'oF'
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

NOWuM NCiCS,
THE OMAHA BEE rises to remark that "thoro
are more suckers to the square inch
in Omaha than in any other city
in the country" That is true in
in more ways than one. Omaha has played
the sucker for the past ten years for not own
ing and controlling a direct limo Of railroad
through the heart of northeastern
Nebraska and into couual South
Dakota. 1t is not too late for
Omaha to make amends for her past blind
ness to her own interests by building such
road by way of Norfolk and Yankton to
Pierre
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

servntive lines, and the record OF the
year, whom made up, can hardly fail to
show substantial increase in the devel-
opmont Of the Incompatible natural re-
sources Of the west.
Marvellous as has been the growth and
progress of the country, the future prom
iscs grander results. one needs but
glance at the great cities built up. tho
industries and trade created, the lines
of railroads penetrating mountains and
valleys and the limitless natural wealth
of the region, to foresee the colossal
business and industrial empire which
the most intelligent observers believe to
bo the destiny of the trans-Missouri
country.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

GOVERNOR THAYER has appointed
Colonel Harry Hotchkiss, who has been
a clerk in railway Office at Lincoln for
about fifteen years, rs worlds fair COM
missioner, 1t will be the coonel's duty
to arrange tho Nebraska exhibit in
Chicago He may not know much about
the relative value of soils, products and
other agricultural topics, but he is a
clover penman, something of an artist.
pleasant gentleman, and looks we'll in
q militia uniform.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

GENERAL ALEX H. CONNER of Kear-
ney was n prominent figure in Nebraska
politics for 20 years. In his death
Kearney particularly and Nebraska in
general lost Il man of both character and
ability. He was one of the three COM
missionors employed by the legislature
of 1877 to codify the laws of Nebraska,
and has held other public positions of
honor and trust
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

The annual commandments OF COL
leges and high schools are now in pro-
gross. The profound ESSAYS of the
sweet girl graduate, and the ponderous
orations of the young man who hns fin
ished his course, have been launched
upon the appreciative public. 1t is too
much the custom to make light of these
budding efforts of genius OF course
many of them lack what we are accus-
toned to denominate originality, but
originality is more or less obsolete. To
the young persons who pronounce the
speeches the ideas have all the eXhilnr
alton and novelty of original dis
coveries. Their efforts placed along
side the early productions OF some
OF our greatest writer's and orators OF the
past are decidedly credltable. 1t is no
fault of the youthful graduate that he
has lived, toiled and ended his school
days in the brightest epoch of the bright
est of all the centuries. Give to evcry
boy and girl credit for the efforts they
have made and applaud them for skill in
rearranging and reproducing Old ideas.
1t is what our best thinkers admit they
have done all their lives. The youth
who are now leaving school will learn
soon enough that active life is not the
realization of the school day dream,
Then let no word of cruel criticism or
crushing blow Of ridicule meet them at
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

ments on the movement have been favorable
they have escaped our notice. In fow in
stances the matter is totally ignored but the
majority OF tho weekly newspapers express
themselves uufavorably toward the allanc Q
and do not hesitate to declare that prohibit
tion has been failure wherever tried aud
venture the opinion that 1t always will be.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
old Harvard's IA"
SOnlCTrIIIe JOIUndI.

OF course, Harvard college wouldn't give a
commencement part TO q Japanese student
simply for tho sake of advertising, but lt
seems little strange that foreigner should
excel the American students assotlated with
him Advertising is useful, however, even
to a college as old as Harvard, and it may bo
thar in case of equality tho student whose
personality is more interesting IS given the
benefit of the doubt.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

The announcement made by Mrs Z.
II. Barnum that her husband distinctly
requested that in case any grave robber
should remove his remains from their
sepulchre no reward should be offered
for their return, will probably dampen
the ghoulish enthusiasm of the Williams
who attempted to steal them Friday
night.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

The evils OF illAdvised bonevolence are
generally reco1ai ii1od, and they will be
remedied onlLby charity organization,
which it is gratifying to know is making
steady progress.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

THE big empires ia Europe issue or
ders to the smaller nations just as if
they were provinces. The Intelligence
is received that Germany and Austria
have notified Switzerland, Italy, Servia
and Roumania that they must conclude
joint treaties with the two big nations
or the present separate treaty will be
nbrOLAtel
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
Perfect
In Every Respect

Try Dr. Prices Delicious Flavoring Extracts
Vanilla Lemon, Orange, etc, and you will observe
that they perfect in purity, superior in strength
and the bottles are full measure containing more
than others sold for the same quantity.
One single trial will prove that for Flavor
ing Ice-Cream, Cakes, Puddings, Sauces,
ETC., they are superior In delicacy of flavor,
strength and purity to any ever used.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

EASTERN people should give wide
berth to all solicitors for aid for Ne
braska sufferers. Investigations will in
nearly every case expose these self-ap-
pointed aims gatherers rs impostors.
Nebraska is in very comfortable con
dition just now. Very few people need
aid from abroad.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
No Need to oct Worried.

ST. Louis GtJbe- Demo Id',
Several times within the past few years
tho supply of gold in the treasury outside of
the trust funds was smaller than it is nov,
yet no panic came nor did any legitimate
interest suffer. The treasury is all right
and will remain all right while the repub-
licans are in charge of it.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

MEMORIAL day loses mono of its ton
der interest to loyal Omahans as the
years pass. Each year throws up new
mounds of earth to mark the last rest
ing places Of veterans, adding pathos to
the ceremonies conducted by their re-
naming comrades.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

''LAUNCHED but not anchored" was
the happy sentiment of the high school
graduating class at Ashland. 1t is
English, good, expressive, ancient Eng
lish, and it tells the whole truth and
nothing but the truth.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

European EdhtOn GtO York Heraid
Let US call marriage by its right name
viz, pledge of abstinence from further mar
riage ceremonies. People will then no longer
contract marriage" but will merely take
the marriage plcdgc
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
journalism.

Rcr. Dr.. IIdrd Of NeC York.
journalism is more important thaa litera-
turo-the dlurnal record OF living avents than
tho finished essay upon the dead past er the
impossible future.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
Good Advice

81, Louis GlObe- DemOCrdt
If Judge wants to be comic at the expense
of Mr.. Blaine it should consolidate with
Puck
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

THEODORE THOMAS is admittedly the
foremost orchestral leader in this coun-
try, and it may be doubted whether no
has a superior in Europe. For more
than a score of years he has boon doing
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

a great and successful work in the cause
of higher musical culture in the United
States, and his name has become syuo-
nym for the purest and bost attainment
in his art Profoundly devoted to his
work, ambitious to achieve the most
elevated standards, and thoroughly
conscientious, Theodore Thomas has
done more for music in America
than any other man, and he therefore
has the strongest possible claim to the
favor and support of the American pub
lie How we'll this is appreciated is
shown in the fact that he and his superb
orchestra have been engaged to make
Chicago their home for several years,
with an ample financial guarantee, and
the distinguished leader has been APP
pointed to direct the chief musical
events in connection with the Columbian
exposition. The celebrated Thomas or
chestra, which tho best critical Judgment
has pronounced unequalled in excellence
on this continent, will be in Omaha this
week, and every lover of music in its
highest form and purest execution
should hear this great organ ization. 1t
has been suggested that the schools be
dismissed Wednesday afternoon in order
to enable such of tho children as may
desire to hear the orchestra to attend
the matinee on that day, whom they can
do so at reduced price, and the idea is
commendable TO all of the children
who would attend it would be memor-
able and profitable experience. There
is already assurance that Theodore
Thomas and his splendid orchestra will
receive cordial and generous greeting in
Omnhn
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
puritanism Discarded.

TFTTT'T7T'T TTTIT IN'TT'TT''
That sadly behind-thc- age town, Now
York, has at last cropt little way out from
under the petticoats of Mrs. Grundy The
announcement is made that the Metropolitan
Museum of Art is to be thrown open to the
public ON Sundays during the summer
he
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
o WCnan.

COlOnei Fob hgGrS0H
The highest ambition of any man is TO win
the love of some noble girl, and the highest
ambition of any good girl must be TO win tho
love of some GOOD man.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
No Prohibition in Theirs.
.aranie Republican"

TlTVWWTf I1FIIH'I|'T'TTT'
The organization of the Wyoming prohibi-
tion alliance in Laramie few days ago is re-
ceiying the usual amount Of attention from
the estate press II any of tho editorial com
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Scrlbner's Magazine: CLARA, dear,
want TO show you my new engagement ring
before GO"
ITS very pretty, but remember the stone
is loose"
why, how did you know thati'
"Ddn't Mr. Rigsby tell you that wore it
q month or two.n
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Somervlle journal: 1t Is strange that the
inventor seeking the secret Of perpetual mo-
tion never has happened to stumble across a
sewing circle and so found it out all at once.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

SHOULD Sir John Macdonald die a
new ministry must be formed under the
Canadian system of responsible gov
ernmpnt y
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Tho clerk who has been hired
Grows strange, beyond "a doubt;
For when he has been fired
Ho says he is put out.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

TRANQulLTrY is oppressive to Hayti
hence she is now amusing hcrself with q
civil war
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
Lcctur.ng His Jags.

ST. LDulS GiOhG- Democrat.
When Mayor Noonan goes on Change he
should leave his jag behind him This Is
confidential.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

County Of Douglas, (ss
George B. 1zschuck, being duly sworn, de-
roses and says that he IL secretary ofTHE BEE
Publishing con pHnS, mat the actual average
dally, circulation Of ,,lnE DAILY DAILY 81 BEE isG
comics; Tor June 1880 2o.Ol copies;
for July, 1850. 2O.C6? copies; for August, 1890,
.O,759 copies; for September 1900, 2o,N7O copies;
for October. 1890 2O,i62 Cop.es; for Novcm-
ter, 1890, 22,13O copIesi for December 1890,
2a,47l copies; for January 1891, 2si46 ccoDies;
for February, 1891 25,32 copies; for March,
GEORGE B. TEsCHUCK
Sworn TO lefore me, and subscribed in my
Presence, this I'd day OF May, A. D., 1901
~ p. FELL
Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Rams Horn Education doesn't make tho
man. 1t brings out the gold that God put in
him.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
Too Much Eryin0,

Philadelphia Record
The heresy hunts are anything but cam
paign of editication.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
LEssoNIN THE srRING.

a LESSON IN TIE SPRING.
In the spring I've learned with sorrow
That this proverbs not astray,
Never put off till tomorrow
Clothes you ought to wear today
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

PUCK: ROChSeu an Alplne gulue) e)-W mere
| are YOU going;
Colonel Thurston (of kentucky )-Gunnin'
for some of them ST. Bernard dogs that carry
kegs OF brandy around their necks.
Puck Mr. Hacking Koff-Doctor, didn't
you make a mistake in going into medicine,
insteado the army!
| DR. Eagle-Whyt
MIR. KoT-By the way you charge vour
friends, there wouldn't DO much left Of an
| enemy
indianapolis Journal: "Why don't you
| drink good old whisky, as | 90, instead of
muddlng your brain with beer! You know
that the man who drinks beer thinks beer"
| "Well, | would rather think beer than
| think snakes"
New York Herald Ethel--Ts there any
song in particular you would like to hear, Mr..
| Eupcc!
Enpcc-Yos; sing There is no Place Like
Homo;" that has been great consolation to
me.
Lustige Batter: Modern society Yes you
are quito right; that Mrs. B., the coun-
regular ouster-horn Enter Mrs B.
All, Mrs B, so delighted to see you we
were just talking about you
Puck: Baron Figgtryy-I wonder why
| that American heiresS rcected me.
| His let-PerhapS She is too rich for your
| blood.
| La Vie do Famllle- A Perfect Adonis-
| We once knew a provincial masher who
| actually wrote to Paris tailor: ~ want you
| to make me two suits of clothes; you can tai
| the emeasure OF the Apollo di Belvidere Just
| my fit"
| London It'd Bits: Young Sprigg MIR.
| Bidquick. | am worth $4,000, and love your
| daughter. Mr. Bidquick retired auctioneer)
| Sold.
New York Journal: "Get on those scales,
| command you p said stern man to his wife.
"Why, what for:"
"Wcight and see.'
| Josh Billings He that won't listen kant
| learn. Phools and bobalnks are poor list
| eners, and have but one song.
| Philadelphia Record: She Gn theater)--
| My foot's asleep. Ho (gallantly),-We
| pleasant dreams.
| The girl who dressed in her summer clothes
Before the first of May;
| Tho man who got out his old straw hat
On the first sunshiny day;
The fellow who opened the window
And sat all day in the draught-
All those can explain in "A minute
Why the little grp-microbe laughed.
The Fairy 81 feel now quite satisfied that
there is no life so happy rs IA married one"
"Aud how long have YOU been marriGd"
''Snce last Wednesday,"
New York Herald II hear you discharged
YOUR confidential Clcrk3' Had to; he was
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
Dame natures consistent,
All men will allow
When they notice the jerseys
a cream. .colorcd cow.

Puck: Rochsen (an Alpine guide) e)-Whore
are YOU goiuE3
Colonel Thurston (of Kentucky -Gunnin'
for some of them St Bernard dogs that carry
kegs OF brandy around their neCks
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

drink good old whisky, as / 90, instead of
muddllng your brain with beer3 You know
that the man who drinks beer thinks beer"
"Well would rather think beer than
think SnakeS.o
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Puck: Mr. Hacking Koff-Doctor, didn't
you make a mistake in going into medicine
insteado the army!
DIR. Eagle-Whyt
Mr. Koir-By the way you charge your
friends, there wouldn't DO much left Of an
enemy.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

New York Herald Ethel-Ts there any
song in particular you would like to hear, Mr.
Eupcc!
Enpcc-Yes; sing "Thero is no Place Like
Home ~ that has been a great consolation to
me.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

New York Herald: II hear you discharged
your confidential clerk" Had to- he was
loadCd.n
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
SWORN srArnMrNr or CIRCULATION

AVpTnpG -. ~. ' Y
GEGRGE II. THSCHUCK.
sworn TO before me and subscribed in my
presence thisJOth day OF Muyls0L
n p. Fell
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Lustige Blatter Modern society--Yes, you
are quite right; that Mrs. b, the coun-
cillor's wife, is a silly, stuck-up person, a
regular oluster-horn! Enter Mrs. b,
All, Mrs b, so delighted to see you; we
were just talking about you!
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31
cGHREsPONDENCE


All communications relating So news ana
editorial matter should be addressed TO Jhe
Editorial Department.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Tho girl who dressed in her summer clothes
Before the first of May;
The man who got out his old straw hat
On the first sunshiny day;
The fellow who opened the window
And sat all day in the draught-
All those can explain in Il minute
Why the little grlp-microbe laughed.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

The Fairy: 81 feel now quite satisfied that
there is no life so happy rs IA married one"
"And how long have YOU been marriedP'
"Smce last Wednesday,"
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Josh Billings He that won't listen kant
learn PhoOls and bobalinks are poor list
eners and have but ono song.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Philadelphia Record: She (in a theater)- -
My foot's asleep. Ho (gallantly)
pleasant dreams.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

All business letters and rcmttan,cs should
be addrc-srdto The Bee Furnishing Company,
10 no made payable TO The order Of the com
Dany.
The Bee Publishing Company, PrODrjGt0rS
TIE BEE BUILDING
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

Puck: Baron Fggtryy-I wonder why
that American heiress rejected me!
His Valet Perhaps she is too rich for your
blood.
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

La Vie do Famllle:- A Perfect AdOnis-
We once knew a provincial masner who
actually wrote to a Paris tailor: ~ want you
to make me two suits of clothes; you can take
the measure OF the Apollo di Belvidere Just
my titu
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

New York Journal: "Get on those scales,
command youl" said stern man to his wife
why, what forH'
"Wcight and see.h
Omaha daily bee., 1891-05-31

London It'd BiJs Young Sprigg Mr..
Bduuick | am worth $4,000. and love your
daughter Mr. Bidquick retired auctionecr)
Sold,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-05-26
Officers Elected.

Z At a meeting of the Honolulu Art
and Science Association the follow
ing named officers were elected
President, f. NJ. English, B. A;
Vice President and Secretary, Mr..
w. Bicknell; Treasurer, Mr.. Harry
Mist. The association appointed, as
honorary vice presidents, Hon. G. r.
Bishop, Hon. S. M. Damon, Mr.
Alexander Young, Prof. Alexander,
Inspector General of Government
Schools A. L. Atkinson, Prof. III. M
Scott, MIR. j. n S. Williams, Prof.
I. A. Hosmer, Prof. Brigham, Rev
G. b. O.eson and Mr.. Fuller.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-05-26
VESSELS LEAVING TO-DAY.

Nor blk Borghild Haguelund, for Puget
Sound.
Stmr Kinau, Clarke, for Maui and Ha-
waii at 2 p m.
Stmr Claudine, Davies, for Maui at 5
p m.
Stmr Waialeale, CLANCY, for Kauai at
SPIN.
Stmr Pele. Smythe, for Koloa, Waimea
and Eleele at 5 p NJ.
Stmr Lehua. Fitzgerald for Onomea,
Pepeekeo and Honomu at p NJ.
Haw blk Andrew WEIGH, Morrison, for
San Francisco.
Schr Moi Wahine for Paauiio.
Schr Kawailani for Koolau.
Schr Lavinia for Koolau.
Schr Ka Haze Hawaii for koolau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-05-26
SHIPPING NOTES.

The American four-master- Salvador now
loading sugar at Kahului, Maui, is ex-
pected to leave that port for San Francisco
next Saturday.
The.schooner Kaulilua brought 500 bags
sugar on her last up-trip from Kauai.
The bark S. G.. Allen was taken on Mon
day from the o. K. 81 l.. Co. s wharf to the
o. s. 5. Co. s wharf, where she took i'll
sugar from the steamer Iwalani.
The barkentine Discovery, which sailed
MAY oath for San Francisco, took 260O
bags sugar shipped by M. S. Grinbaum Il
Co., and 10 ,261 bags bv II. Hackfeld * Co.
The cargo weighed /, sos ,522 pounds valued
at $40, 9l8.09.
The coal of the five-master Louis, Cap
tain A. j. Hatch, is consigned 10 Messrs.
w. &. Irwin d Co.
The Norwegian bark Borghild, Captain
Haguelund, leaves this afternoon in ballast
for Puget Sound.
The Hawaiian iron bark Andrew WEIGH,
Captain Morrison, gets away to-day with a
large cargo of sugar for san francisco
Wonder if Captain Morrison will make an
other good passage 70 the Golden Gate
The Andrew WEIGH is one of the trimmest
looking vessels in the harbor now.
The steamer C. r. Bishop will sail for
Punaluu and Kahuku tomorrow.
Inc schooner bukd CdUle III On hOlludA
with / $50 Gags sugar from kohala.
The schooner Moiwahine's sugar, 2 loo
bags, was shipped on board the bark An
drew Welch on Monday.
The steamer Mikahala will lay up for q
fortnight undergoing thorough overhaul
ing. She was taken to the Fish Market
wharf on Monday. The steamer Pele will
take a part of her route while she is laid
up. The Waialeale will carry the passen-
gers to Nawiliwili.
The steam-lunch Annie was hauled up
on Monday afternoon near the Fish Market
for repairs. MIR u. Napoleon, the boat.
builder, has the work in hand.
The bark Colusa, Captain C. Backus ar
rived on Monday evening from Newcastle
\. S. W., and was moored out in the
stream. She brought nearly LOO ton:
coal.
With the four-master Carrier Dove anc
fve-master Louis in port. surely Honolulu
harbor is worth visit
The steamship Australia wi arrive thi
forenoon from San Francisco.