The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-06

into room and sit down on the settee. ]
nave cIten wondered what a settee was.
Probably 1t will be like a comfortable
sleeper in parlor car. I'll discover it some
| day.
There is a good farce going now In New
Iork-it Is the one that was slashed by all
the newspapers after tbs first performance,
probably because the critics thought it was
too amusing but when / went to see it the
otner night found q packed house, every
BODY laughing. and laughed too. 1t is
called, sWeetly, simply and shortly "Jane, /"
and the said Jane is depicted by Miss John
stone Bennett, one Of the very best cherac-
ter actresses among the young women of
to-day. L think may say the very best.
tor she never minds sacrificing her personal
appearance to her part aud she Is about es
pretty little woman as ever
DELIGHTED THE EYES OF MAN
or those OF women unselfsh enough to see
the charm OF another woman. The story is
funny. Miss Bennett has an opportunity to
look pretty, and she wears the most beau
tlful red frock you ever saw in your life,
and it fits her; well, my dear friend, If you
ever get frock to fit you in the back like
that, get down on your knees and give
thanks to the dressmaker who made it.
he'd 1s most delightful color, and when it's
brought out in RIGA stuffs, mingled with
OF q pretty foot In q red silk stocking and a
red satin slipper. there is something, don't
know what it Is, or you don't know what it
is, that makes you think that of all colors
IN the world, red Is tde loveliest and the
most human. and this is the sort of gown
that Johnstone-Bennett wears. The play
itself is fun Of go; is we'll acted, prettily put
on the stage and just long enough to amuse
one Tor the evening, and to allow time
enough for Dlaneaut of
and to throw in little beauty sleep by way
OF special blessing. "Jane" is of the day
she is that much abused phrase, ''fin de
slecle"-she suits the time and the people,
consequently she is going 10 be O success.
l am not the seventh daughter OF the
seventh daughter, but can predict that.
Most OF Us have teen away and come
home. Most OF us have taken up the bur-
den OF life, though il most OF us are Ameri-
can women, the burden OF life is mede toler-
ably easy TO us. We hold on TO it because
We want sympathy, but we will see that the
greater part of il Is on a mans shoulder.
LIZ any newspaper would publish it, would
write columns Of praise of the American
man, especially as he is developed in the
west. Whether it is that women are not
as plentiful out there, or whether it
Is he has had mother who has taught him
to consider women, or whatever it is, don't
know But want to take my affidavit
right now that the western man can be too
altogether delightful to women for any
thing in the world. He always treats her
i'll that pretty little way, as If
SHE WERE A BIT OF CHINA
and was going to break. l am forced TO
confess that don't know how be behaves
TO the western women, but l think he is
gentleman enough to treat all women alike.
Now, Just look down there at Washington.
DiHulf Mr. EOcfa,.
Mrs. Douglas position in the easury be-
cause her husband had been a good, kind,
honorable husband, and because the day
had come when poverty stared her in the
face and she must work 20 take care of that
invalid husbandl He is a western man.
Foster ia, and be felt just as sorry and was
just as nice about that as he could be, and
all the nicer because Mrs. Douglas is a lady.
There was no Influence. There were no
votes to be gained by it-at least he didu't
see any-but think il M. Foster were
ever up for an ofics good many people
would remember his kindness and be would
get there. Even in politics casting ones
bread upon the waters isn't bad policy.
Yes. | am appreciative of the western man.
l am not overly anxious that he should
come from Indiana, however But It's a
very good thing in this world. especially if
you are q woman, TO be appreciative.
Whenever you see great, big, handsome,
agreeable men who have a vague sort of an
idea that you are an attractive woman, sup
pose you let them know that you appreciate
this thoughts
Whenever, il you happen to be q woman,
you meet
THE SWEETEST PAIR OF TWINS
you ever saw, appreciate them to the ex emit
OF staring at them. but don't kiss them
that's forbidden fruit.
Whenever, II you are a woman, you see
something marvelously pretty. appreciate
it, aud pray for it. and you will probably
get it.
Whenever. if you are woman, you have
an idea that your skin isn't white and
smooth enough. get a box Of almond meal.
and appreciate it TO the extent of throwing
it In Your bath, 80 that what is mere ordi-
nary water, will seem like milk. There is
no charge made for commencing this treat
ment, but closely followed up it will make
your skin like satin.
Whenever, if you are woman, or even
if you are man, or if you happen to be-
long to the noble army of spooks, and can
say kind word, or do kind deed, risk it
somebody will appreciate It. They will
they wlll--sure as my names Bah.