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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
Guaranteed Cure.
.AYSEED.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DIR. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition.
II you are afflicted with Cough, Cold or
any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will
use this remedy as directed, giving it fair
trial, and experience no benefit, you may re-
turn the bottle and have your money re-
funded. We could not make this offer did
not we know that DR.. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottles free at p. r. Crisp's Drug Store.
Large size SOC. and 800. 2
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
Dog License.

City Collector Patton wishes to impress
the fact on the minds of those interested that
the time for paying dog licenses has arrived.
1t is the Collectors intention to collect that
tax and that without delay. He requests
that every person in the city who owns a
dog to come forward and settle the amount
at once. No one is exempt and those who
do not attend to the matter promptly may
expect additional costs and trouble. The
Collector has been instructed to take this
step by the Council and there is no alterna-
tive for him. II the license is not paid by
September 1st the ordinance empowers him
to kill the dog. This notice is official and
final.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
Stray Notice.

Taken up by J. p. Keith and posted before
James D. Scott, Justice of the Peace in
Dent Township, of Iron county, on the 18th
day Of July, in the year 1891. the following
described property: One black two YEAR old
Filiv, with white hind feet and white star in
forehead, and about thirteen and one-half
hands high. Appraised at fifty dollars (S5Ol.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
i,uckIen's Arnlca SalYe.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required, 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price % cents per box. For sale
BY 2. II. Crisp.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30

George Buford, home from college during
vacation, will preach for us next Sunday,
August I'd.
We were badly left when Pine Grove had
a July picnic. Never mind.
July Goth, 1891. HAYSEED.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
Why, Certainly.

Mr.. Editor Will you allow me through
YOUR valuable paper to return my heartfelt
thanks to my many friends of Iron Noun
tain for presenting me with suit of clothes?
Rev. FRED. COMBER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
Notice to Holders OF Masonic Bonds.

The holder of Coupon Bond No. 5, for one
hundred dollars, issued April 23d, 1886, by
Star of the West Lodge, No. 1873, A. F. & A.
NJ, bearing interest at the rate Of six per
cent. per annum, will present the same to
the undersigned for payment, on or before
Sept. 1st, 1891, as after that date interest
upon the same will be stopped.
w. T. GAY, Treasurer.
Ironton, Mo-, July 1st, 1891.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30

When Baby was SICK we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1891-07-30
From Pine Grove.

Buy the Genuine Oliver Chilled Plow at j.
n, Bishops.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27
METROPOLIS

The Metropolis were to have played the
Paterson Thistles in the afternoon. but
the latter team telegraphed early in the
day that they could not come and the game
was postponed.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27
WESTERLY.

The funeral of Henry Champlin was
solemnized at his late residence, corner Of
Pierce and Pearl streets, Wednesday
afternoon. The Rev. X. Taylor Church
G.. A. Conibear of the Broad Street Chris
tian Church. The attendance was large,
completely filling the house. Interment
was at River Bend cemetery.
William Hughes was arrested in White
Rock, We inesday morning, by Officer
Sweet, charged with being drunk and dis
orderly. He was arraigned before Judge
Whipple, and fined 81 and costs, amount
ing to $500.
II is rumored that Capt. William f.
Saunders of this village will be appointed
captain of the Quonocoutaug Life Saving
station, now nearing completion. Capt.
Saunders has had considerable experience
in that kind of work, having been at the
Watch Hill station for several years.
The resignation of DIR. +. II. Rice,
principal of the schools in District No. l.,
has been received by the trustees and il
has been accepted, to take effect in
December. Mr.. Stevens, assistant princi-
pal, also rendered his resignation, but it
was not accepted. There has been con-
siderable trouble in the schools, and
rumors have been rife of mismanagement,
poor discipline and lax methods Who
will be his successor is not known at
present.
MT. anu MIS-. rsNtTttU r.. tHJOyeu
the seventh anniversary of their marriage
Wednesday evening. They were sur
prised by visit from about twenty of
their friends, who helped to make the
evening an enjoyable one.
Thanksgiving Day was very quiet.
Most of the mills and the quarries were
still, stores were shut up in the afternoon
and the banks and Post Office were closed.
Work was not stopped mt the Clark
Thread Mill and the new Episcopal
Church. Services were held in the Cal
vary Badtist Church and the Episcopal
Church.
The roof timbers for the new Episcopal
church are now in position. The work
will be pushed.
Mrs. John Vaughn and daughter have re-
turned from n visit in Ohio. Among the
guests of Westerly people on Thursday
were observed Mr. and Mrs. p. Bennett,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank j. Andrews, Mr.
Frank Holmes and family, Mrs. j. A.
Reeves, all of Providence; Rev. G. II. Pen
dleton, of Worcester Mass. Mr.. ald Mrs
Arthur Perry, of Boston; Mr.. and Mrs. j.
+. Mallory, of BROOKLYN; j. De We're Bar
ber, William A. Hillard, and James S.
Segar, of New York
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27
GREAT YOUNG MEN.

John Bright was never at school day
after he was Is years old.
Gladstone was In Parliament at 20, and
at "a was Lord OF the Treasury.
Lord Bacon graduated at Cambridge at
16, and was called to the bar at 81.
Peel was In Parliament at 81. and Palm
erston was Lord Of the Admiralty at %.
Henry Clay was in the Senate OF the
United States, contrary TO the Constitu-
ton, at %.
Washington was n colonel in the army
at q commander OF the forces at A. presl-
dent at 81.
Judge Storey was at Harvard at Is In
Congress n % and Judge OF the Supreme
Court OF the United States AT 80.
Morris of Saxony died at 80 conceded to
have hcen one of the pro'oundest states
men and one OF the best z generals Christen-
dom had seen.
Webster was In college at Is. gave evil
dence OF his great future before he was
Is, and at 81 @ was the peer OF the ablesi
man in Congress.
Napoleon al as commanded the army OF
Italy. A. 80 ne was not only one OF the most
illustrious generals OF ths time. but one
81 TIE gres, law givcrs OF the world. At
46 he saw Waterloo.
The great Louis X. was Pope at 3s
Having finised his academic training he
took the office oi Cardinal NJ ls-onlytv elve
months younger than was Charles James
Fox when he entered Parliament.
William Pitt entered the ministry at IA.
was Chancellor OF the Exchequer at AZ.
Prime Minister at "a and 80 continued for
twenty years, and whom IS was the most
powerful uncrowned head In Europe.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27
JuSIuS HIuIICI1, HCIudTy, TIo7d;eee ' sIsT RI
FREE DEMONSTRATIONS OF THIS TREATMENT ARE GIVEN At ANY OF uUR OFFICES

were very thick about the fire and some on
them flew into IL and were scorched. This
so worried old johnny that he took his old
mush pot hat, filed it with water and
Quenched the fire.
IL Is said that the strange old man TO
whom the west is indebted for most OF It's
great apple orchards died In Allen county,
Ind, near Fort Wayne person who
knew him says that his death was n tri-
umphsnt passing into glory. He lay on
the grass with his face toward the setting
sun. His countenance was wreathed with
smiles OF rapture, and rs the last beams Of
the great luminary died ont Of the west the
vital spark left it, abode OF flesh aud passed
into the great unknown. Chicago Herald
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27

The umpires were, for Pawtucket.
Adams. and Whitehead for Trenton. Phil
H. Morgan of the Metropole was referee.
The Fall Rivers defeated the Collegians
at the Rugby games IL too.
The Woonsocket High School Alumni
beat the Regulars OF the same school
; toe.
The Berklys defeated the Emmets
ito0.
The Thistle Juniors won from the Cen
tral Falls Rovers l2 To /.
The Fall River Olympics defeated the
Boston Rovers at Fall River too
The great game between the Yale and
Princeton football elevens was fought and
won on Manhattan field yesterday after
noon. and the wearers Of the blue achieved
a signal victory. The score was Yale, 10;
Princeton, o. The contest was witnessed
by one Of the largest crowds that ever at
tended an athletic event rhe number Of
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27

Wide or narrow toed boots 10 measure. $3.50 and
ti.io, ANNABLE's. Is Arcade.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27

the spectators is variously estimated
from 81 900 to 10000.
Princeton's playing was a great sur
prise to Yale, and old football players de-
clared IL TO be the finest exhibition Of
football playing they had ever witnessed.
Neither team scored i'm the first half, but
in the second after fierce struggle Nc
Cormick scored a touchdown, then Win
ter did likewise. Mccormick kicked a
goal from the field, and touchdown by
Bliss and goal kicked by McClung made
the score 10 TO o in favor of Yale. The
teams lined IN a. follows:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27
The panfe of the dav SO far ne attend

The game Of the day so far as attend
ance goes, but one-sided as regards play
ing was that between the Pawtuckets and
Trentons at the Dexter Street grounds,
Pawtucket, in the afternoon. Nearly
1000 people witnessed the contest. The
visitors from New Jersey were handi-
capped in that four Of their regular team
were sick, while Pawtucket had its
strongest team in the field At the close
Of the first half the score stood 5 to | i'm
favor OF the home team, and in the last
balf scored three more goals while the
1rentons did nothing and the score at
the wind up stood : TO in favor of Paw
tucket The teams lined up as follows:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27

Next Thursday and Friday the great sale OF val
liable oil paintings at Sheldons Music Hall Build
ng. Now on free exhibition.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1891-11-27

Mrs. Struckyle-What on airth does
'mcals a In carte' meang
Mr.. Struckyle-l dunno. Mebbe it's
those lunch wagons you sec on the streets.
Boston News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
A Popular Monarch.

The king of Italy is a master of the
art of popular royalty. A house fell
near the Quirinal garden and his majesty
fastened to the scene and directed the
operations of the rescue party among
the ruins. When the last buried work.
man was extricated his majesty returned
to the Quirinal on foot, the crowd
naturally cheering him to the echo.
The prince of Wales is popular, but one
can scarcely imagine him emulating
King Humbert. That would be more
in the line of king Charlie" as they
used to call Lord Darlington in Aus
tralia, who is now staying with his
royal highness at Sandringham. He,
indeed, is another master of these arts,
and mining accident never failed to
bring him to the spot by a special train
to condole with the mothers and kiss
the babies with genuine kindliness as
conspicuous as his official tact.--ChicaSo
News
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
NOTES AND GLEANINGS.

In appearance the beer drinker may
be the picture of health, but, in reality,
he is most incapable of resisting dis
ease.
ARcHDEAcoN FA2RAR recently said,
when preaching in Westminster:
Drink still remains the greatest curse
in England"
A SALOON in Cumberland Gap, east
Tenn, has the following inscriptions:
"Sunry Side Saloon - Polytix and
other trix discussed at all ours" AS
the law requires a keeper of such a
place to be of "a good moral character"
but says nothing OF the degree of educa-
ton to which he shall attain, this crit.
cism may be considered out of place.
THE Missouri court of appeals has
rendered decision that private clubs
selling liquor to members must have a
license. 1t is thought this will close up
a hundred or more such institutions in
st. Louis alone; most of them were
organized expressly to evade the cense.
as the general belief has been that such
clubs could sell liquors to members
without license.
SIR WILFRED LAWSON says: "While
the whole Irish rent roll is G9,000,000,
the amount paid to the vendors of strong
drink approximates e12,O00,000 In
his opinion there can be no permanent
improvement in Ireland while drink SO
debauches the people. Favorable re-
ports of temperance work come from
the south and west-Banner and
Herald.
THE Liverpool (Eng.l workhouse last
year withdrew all Intoxicating drinks
from the provisions furnished the
inmates. Heretofore there has been "a
free consumption of gin, porter, whisky
and brandy, and the usual reward for
little services rendered was an extra
supply of one of these Intoxicating
drinks. AS result of the doubtful
experiment" the drink bill has gone
down, and other bills, such as for meat
and bread, have gone up. Financially
the savings have been $4,000, and NOR
ally the improvement has been marked.
How inconsistent not to exclude the
beverage that brought these people t.
the 1UorlhonsAi
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
Tho Hebrew of 1t.

was in crossroads store in South
Carolina when negro came in, state
ment of account in his hand, and said:
"Yo' hev got me down yere w'd par
of shoes dat ncbber am got nohow."
"Vhas dot possible, my frendt?" ex-
claimed the merchant, as he took the
paper Let me see how dot vhas."
He turned to his book, consulted the
date and the item, and then wheeled
about to say:
at vhas all right, my frendt, und l
vhas glad you come ITO see about it.
vhas always ready to do vhas is right by
sooch a good customer"
"But | didn't have no Shoes" pro-
tested the negro.
"0f course not. 1t vhas three dollar
pair of pantaloons you had, but in maxi
ing oudt dot statement used der He
brew word in place of der English. 1t
vhas all right-all right. Shoes vhas
der HebNw for pantaloons, und you
vhas sooch a good customer dot | gift
you paper of pins to take home to
your wife. Toledo Blade.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

This saloonkeeper admitted that Il
would be vastly better for the drinkers
themselves and also for their families
if they would abandon this senseless
habit. Why is it not done? Why do
men when they gather together indulge
in habit that they would not follow
when alone? For instance, no man,
unless confirmed drunkard, would
ever think of going into saloon alone
and drinking in rapid succession five or
six WHISTLES or cocktails. There is
something in every mans nature that
makes the idea repugnant. This is
the result of treating. America is
the only country where this custom is
countenanced. The habit undoubtedly
wrecks many a mans health as well as
his pocketbool1. 1t ought to be stopped.
-ChiCapO Post
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
Not a Powerfu; pIcader.

An Ottawa correspondent tells the
story of queer incident in the supreme
court. Counsel for the appellant in a
case from the west had been for a good
half-hour stating his case to the court.
Mr.. Justice Strong had been talking
freely with the counsel, as is his wont,
and was apparently helping the timid
pleader out, when he started at some
thing the lawyer said and asked: "Are
you for the appellant" "Yes, my lord"
sob" said the judge, bluntly. II
thought you were on the other side."-
Chicago News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
ICES SERVED IN LILIES.
The Unique Purpose Callas W ere Made to
Serve,

Inc " eEe NAduo "
Serve.
At a small and unique company given
recently, the hostess departed from the
customary serving of ices in glasses,
and had them in real Gala lilies. The
large stamen was removed and the
flower contained quite as much ice as
the ordinary receptacle. When the cup
so filled was laid on an exquisite plate
the effect was very attractive. Calais
filed with punches of sweet English
violets make a beautiful decoration,
when piled in pyramid form on the CEN
ter of a dinner table. They are also
equally pretty placed at each plate.
Callas by themselves are cold, formal,
stiff flowers, except when grouped with
growing plants, but filled with small
blossoms like violets, forget-me-nots,
tiny rosebuds, or even larger flower,
softened with bit of maiden hair fern
or asparagus, they become things of
beauty. If a lily of this kind be filed
with strawberry ice, with forget-me-
no stuck in the center, it would be a
charming, patriotic combination suita-
BILE for to-day or he Fourth of July.
1t is flower that may be used in numer-
GUS ways, and woman of ideas can
give Gala party that would be arevela-
ton in the way of beautiful entertain
ments. The flower is one that com bines
both useful and ornamental qualities,
in an unusual degree, and its large cup
makes it very desirable for such pur-
indianapolis Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
A DANGEROUS HABIT.
It Is Responsible for Much of the Evil of
Intemperance.

It Is Responsible for Much of the Evil OF
Intemperance.
One would not expect to find a saloon
keeper strongly inveighing against the
practice that s.; largely prevails in this
country among the obviously inclined
and known as treating" Yet that was
the course followed by the proprietor
Of well-known downtown resort in
a talk with the Saunterer. He takes
the view that treating is the curse Of
The liquor traffic as well as OF the lndl-
vidual consumer; and he maintains his
position with such skill that one is
forced to the conclusion that he knows
whereof he speaks. His chief objec-
ton to the habit is that it ministers to
the hoggish propensities of a man and
drains his pocket. As an illustration:
A few friends, from three to half a
dozen, meet on the street corner. Some
moments are spent in talking upon a
current subject, and then one of the
number suggests that all hands adj
journ to a convenient sample-room for
refreshment This is done. They
stand up before the bar and member
Oh the party oroerS rounu VI ollh hS'
Not to be ou*done, some one else
orders another round. And SO it gees
until every man has paid out for a
single round. They pour the liquor
down their throats instead of drinking
it in reasonable manner.
In the majority of cases, these sue
,cessive rounds are merely starters. The
hearts of the treaters become warm
and sympathetic, and then generosity
is quicl1ened to that degree where they
become reckless. Oyer-indulgence is
generally the result and likewise a
reckless waste of money, that in the
majority of caGes ought to be applied to
.Al,a raliaf nf the necessities nf others
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
A Clever Dodge.

A man who was fond of a joke went
to the market, where he stopped at
poulterer's stall.
1.-Two dozen black hen eggs, if you
please"
The woman in charge opened her
eyes wide with astonishment-
How can anyone tell the eggs of a
black hemp"
81 can"
"Well, then, choose for yourself"
The customer picked out the twenty
four largest eggs he could find, paid.
and walked off-O Estarrejense.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
The Difference.

New Minister wishing to know what
impression he had made)-What objec-
ton did the people have to the old min
lister?
Parishioncr (who does not recognize
him)-Oh! they say he is not sound.
New Ministcr-What do they say Of
the new minister?
Parishioner-Oh! they say he's al
sound.-N. L. Magazine.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
Retaliation in Kind,

First Passer-by-What kind Of a
meeting is going on inside here?
Second Passer-by-Hoff, the temper
ance lecturer, is speaking on the adult
Grafton Of whisky.
First Passer-by-Andw what's going on
in the hall across the street?
Second Passer-by-Col. Gore, of Ken
lucky, is lecturing on the impurities of
water-Munsey's Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Dudeson-Aw, say, waihtah, what
is this dish hyah?
Waiter-That, sir? Macaroni au
chappie, sir.
Dudeson-Macawoni au chappie? All
-ah-what's that, pway?
Waiter-Macaroni and calves brains,
sir.-Puck
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Mrs. Uicks-Who YVES that gentleman
at tie ball last night, covered with dec
orations?
Hicks - That was the heroic Col.
Smitem.
Mrs. Hiclks-How did he win the dec
orations?
Hicks-Hc slew two squaws and q
papoose in the Dakota war.-Munseys
Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

1.-THE play that Mr.. Dawson wrote
for the Home Histrionics was spoilt,
hear, because a distinguished patroness
ostentatiously left the house during the
performance.
Eyes, that is So"
"What offended hcr?"
81 understand she said to- actors
interrupted the talking in the boxes. -
Life
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
An Honest Effort.

Housewife-You big, fat, lazy tramp,
why don't you go to work?
Dreary Draggles-Madam, 1 did try
to work, and failedl
Housewife-What work did you try?
Dreary Draggles-I tried to work the
family next door.-Munsey's Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Ethel was positively ashamed Of
the way you treated your father last
night; it was outrageous.
Arthur deeply injured)-Now, veal
ly, Miss Ethel, cawn't fawn upon the
guv'nor, don't you know; he's in twade.
-Munsey's Weekly.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Old Gentleman Ito suitor)-Do you
think you can give my daughter as
comfortable home as she now has?
Suitor-Yes, sir.
Old Gentleman-Howc can you do it?
Suitor--Oh, Well both live here
Boston Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

o'Rorlie-Ilave you got the change
for five dollars?
O'Brien-Sure.
O'Rorke-Say lend me two dollars,
will you?-Ilarpcr's Bazaar,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Customer Cooking at silks)-They
look to me just alike; but you say one is
ninety-eight and the other one dollar
and ten cents. Now what is the differ
ence?
Clerk (blandly) -Twslve cents
Texas Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03
Unmoved by the News.

Weary Raggles (reading from a news
paper he has picked up)-The new thou
sand-dollar gold notes are badly printed
on inferior paper.
Tattered Tom6ins-Is that so? It's
odd 1 haven't noticed it.-Puck.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Mr.. Graham Cooking at poultry)-You
have quite number of hens, haven't
you, Ethel?
Little Ethcl-Yes, sir; but two of
those hens is roosters-J udge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

$50 Barrows is married. Whom did
he marry?"
81 don't know. Some woman, be-
lieve."
"Really."-Jury.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

Willoughby-Let me bask in the light
of your dear eyes!
Her Papa from above)-Young man,
if you'd only use the light of her eyes
my gas bill wouldn't be SO dear!-Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1891-04-03

"Sue is straight goods" remarked
Miss Blocker.
"Yes," replied Miss Emerson of Bos-
ton; 'shc is undertaking merchandise"
--Judge,