Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-03-29

On genias aid long on socks Now II Is
otn-rwise. Next " the ''Kreutxer
Sonata" and the young Lady ~ the Four
taenth street Museum who has a heavy
sorrel name down her spinal column, ths
Sockiess holds the age on pubhc notice
Colonei Marsh Aefdock was the frss
u discover that Jerry did lot wear
SOCKS. The two went In swimming To-
gether during the campaign, and then
the secret got cut Tbs Great Tn
socked owns $40 acres OF land. which is
this year all into wheat. or nearly 80 at
least
He also owns several head Of bright
young neifers, several Of whom VIII en-
Ter the rallch arena this spring. Mr.
Simpson Is the author Of small blue
book on The Care Of the Cow. and I'd
der Information Generally" Ii Is dedi-
Gated 10 Thomas Brewer Peacock. the
poet Of Topeka
l am indebted for most of the above
facts 10 Mr.. simpsons Medicine Lodge
biogrspher and chiropodist, who wishes
me 70 say that no treats all troubles IF
the feet, such as corns, bunions and In
growing nails. ehilblains, quarter crack,
etc. etc. by mail As well as personally.
He has bust Of Mr.. Simpsons foot at
his place. and cheerfully answers all
questions regarding the great man
Mr.. Simpson is the humorous feature
Of tho new and powerful movement
which seems 10 create general mirth,
but there Is a power and a principle be-
hind II all 10 which it will DE profitable
time nor next time, but when 1t does
win the professional politician viii DO
Well TO get into his cyclone cellar and
spread his umbrella
Charles Lederer, Chicago, writes: Il
am an artist. and have very little exer-
else indeed. What would you advise?
Do you favor bowling? Did you ever
bowl any?"
Yes, Charles, have bowled in the
happy past. favor 1t. Bowling builds
up a person real well You will find a
good bowling club near the Germania.
on the North Side. where lot of talent
ed cusses 20 for to bowl | removed my
dressing sacque and bowled there one
evening quite a while. The city libra
rian was present. He asked me to bowl
had never before bowled At the end
OF long. straight, convex alley stood
several wooden pins. which it is the OBJ
ject of the player 10 knock over by
means Of large. heavy balls also made Of
wood Ii the player can NJ the same
time also mutilate a small mulatto boy
who sets up the pins much mirth is
added to the game. | went there need
ing exercise. and got so much of it
that | have not needed any at all ever
since. did not knock over any pins,
but got the exercise.
a few days afterward met the hoary
headed librarian on the street. He said,
Il must tell you that we had a Job put
up on you at the Bowling club the other
night"
"Ah." said cheerily. What was it,"
"Well, we arranged string in front
Of the pins so that we could throw your
ball off the track every time, and thus
we could prevent your getting a single
pin even by accident But" he added,
with tremendous sigh that was almost
a sob, lit was not much of success"
Why"
why? Why because your ball never
got 10 the string"
Yet l regard bowling as healthful
exercise, and far superior to the mutila-
ton of scroll saw brackets and members
of the family by means of Indian clubs.
| have also tried dumb bells. A very
large one is now holding my door shut
as l write these lines.
But was benefited more by the
game Of bowls, think, than by any
other game | ever played. Tiddlede-
winks, of course, will always have its