New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-02-01
MIR. BOWSER REGENERATE.
HE AsToYIsuEs MRS. BowsER'

From The Detroit Free Press - aud
II ha, been fortnight Of SURPRISES 70 aT a About
hardly expect the public to believe what an "00N
to relate. go .or, coated AT breakfast,
Mr. BOwscr suddenly 0bsCFNCu;, ,,s pov,ser and it
You don't look exactly wen, 'lis. .'y d,vs Are
has worried me for the last three OF lour u''
r., ha-tha same tooth, you know and reP" the
! think the filling will have u oo'i0 0''
Too bad ii there's anything on eart HoW W. With
one miserable It's the too,lache III ~ uo"" VIVA
you this afternoon If you wish. ootst amazement.
looked up at him In the grea@nsdS Imf like 80
Mr. Bowser is not a cold hearted husband IT Under
IN ntber. ne is prone to keep muc Oh nl3 Mn,
me,, and most OF his praise for ilinsGa have heen
tln'T T o,L ., 6ing a%aln Ell? We'll, if you don Know
am, better Ran g. get your feet wet or TO siI Ii "a
drait S2u i ttb and Vet none OF them ever acne
Mr. Bowsers kindness and solcitude m cone me-
and touched my heart, but thcre wa9 b ai' o.led
when he was ready 10 - downtown ne a1nV 20 store
Anything l can send up from Ing i H Ga "a down
No, Veil better make up your nina 10 , g2 THAT tbat
~ me DENTS, this afternoon. NY Dut now uh'
low Of our, does grow And say nave oTg rai. Won
~ h dy manner in which you dress him ana LOT MS
respectful and gcnteel manners. - io"s' h'''0 u"
none Mi ~ sd and looked after him and then SAT
t,,n and Jared ar the wall, and hen tuhpicu VI,
The lomnge and began to boohoo IKE gI %l r, II
me at it, and raising her hands {" he''cn' S''' 0N
c.' Pir and pipers bu- he's been walking all over
Won agalnl Ii / had such a husband / u pun i"' III
''' WA, no u,e to tell her that was crying becauSc
Mr. Eow,cr had not walked all over me ana sue "r, i
drew caring that sh" almost l'l IL HeI u"'' " w
rpugh on rats with hl7 puddl-' -, .,,ri-a Al
nom IN Mr. Tsw,cr observed: ,. o.,
400. Van ~, haven't been ont Of the house evening Tor
f,ro weeks ~uupJ,. We 90 to the theatre UIHahV'
Looked AZ mn know ''' We shall both enjoy. and we'll
take Harry along Hes Old enough % run Io
thing about it, and h, won't gi III Tie r leaeS "
$40 10 IN. thea re- llr,. Bowser. just MAKE your
'Wbon he had gone stood up and shed tears Then
sal down and cried Then iell over Oh {G iu gt
TrIrb when the lady next door ran II Of an erIahu
| W." poyser wouldn't stand it another day
IA c.t nm and assert my independence, even II |
had out and d. wash4g at 80 on ee y6 in G' the way
idea If that man sitting DOWN o" !ou ~ '''0 ''
We went 10 the theatre. and Mr. BowsGr pralIea
The play the aGior the 2sS an" men, Who had for
g1ttr 40 ,'ns T inherent time, to 60 ont and
r-,,,,e IN the way home seventy nine Il Il, were
pactcd in one street because the company Ilaa no
I'll to grease the wheels q any M re eApeC,ei ad
NJ Eov-cr would eXclam. explode ana lnNei "a anu
end nv calling upon everybody who preferred dea t
tyranny TO leave the car buJ ne du rbcv trnd on
h. t.,s rubbed the hind buttons Of his coat, damned
hi, hat his eyes and elb0wrd MS lids anu S0'
M Rather tight quarters but if we all preserve our
good ratur' We shall pnll through all right. ,,oa
and f Sys a" and wondering Mr.. ToWssT con on
%Gssa, suicide ns as or all T' fans All 1'
trct.. like porE. and ths happened to be the be
ennnS Of c5 nS| or p"e not auG was Therefore some
what ANXIOUS the next morning. ImaIhs NV sur
prise, after breakfast when Mr. b2w.eF sIu for the
Nou speaking about new CARPET ~. Ipt Va
front chamber Better run down this morning and
pick out something
~0h, IN trust it all to Won; ThGre INT woman
In the town with better eye for colors ana harmony;
Just get something to please your'eH anu you VIII
oos.d after him with OPEN mouth he went away;
and stood staring long that Harry came ana pulled
at W MAJ Ma DO YOU think papa is going crazy ~
Well / hal 10 ,lt down and cry. and lu,t as hdu
reached the boohoo part Of the Pttiorn''il.c III
came the cook TO know whether she should STEW nS, or
iatc The chicken She caught me fairly. and standing
before me with arm, akimho, SIC eAcliihett. v,
Eow,cr Why don't Won appeal to the police II you gu
saw I'm go right ont no" and ,al tic patroi Wa1 d
Tha, evening after supper, Mr.. Bo"Ser Iaiu uo"h
hi, paper and aid;
Come. irt- have game Of cuchre.'
oh. ini not much Of player. but III do the best
Wa in er,ad Of an explosion when won the e ir r.,
game and noticed that cook had posted herself in the
tempted hut Mr.. Iow-cr induced in a hearty laugh
anu Yn ,ycr, too many for nc that time Old girl
To my surprise A. we PLAYED on H. did n4t 'oh,enc 10
could take the tack of diamonds when clubs "Sre
trump he even LET me take d. rSlt bower WIN thr
kcr without cilnE me aui aga W9'a i,.h ~ % SDd
i've straight game, he pushed back win HuSh anu
First time We DaVc an hour 70 spare l II udNc you
teach me low 10 play cuchr' Better arrange 20 have
f.,l. card marty ,om' ucht tM, week. They are
ycrv pleasant affairs. and I'll do all can TO make
Tia, Vas three DAVIS ago and MIR. Bowser hasn't
l,ci.'iI" vet ON the contrary. he Is ug better
and better every day The cook came upstairs THIS
r,nruin-, q, -aV To me.
ri tIl Won just what II u.s. maam The
whole caloodlr Of 'em zoe, by iii, and starts. one
dov hey walls ON you. aud the nest DAY yOu pull
their nose H. just got one ~ hi, good fits on hut
you lool, ont expect nothing less than 10 hear him
breaking mp the furniture the hrs thing In the morn
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