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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10
Enthusiasm In Chicago.

''Whoop! Hoorayr' yelled the Chica-
go man.
What's up?" queried his COM
panion.
Niagara Fails are on the move in
our direction. In the course of time
Chicago IL have 'em. Hooray, woop-
ooo-ooopee.. Munscy's Weekly.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10

Teacher-So you cant remember the
names of the great lakes Can't you
keep them in your headP
Johnny-So, mum, If was 20 keep
then lakes in my head l might get
water on the brain-TeXas Siftlngs.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10
FaucationaI Item.

Uncle George-And SO you go 10
school now. johnny? what part Oh 'iie
exercises do you like best?
Jahnnv-The exercises we get at re-
cess. Texas Siftings.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10
A Doubtful Female.

Lawyer Ito fema:s Nitness)-Win you
please tell this court and jury what
your age is?
Elderly Femaie-What's the useS
They wouldn't believe me if / was to
tell them=TeNas Siftings.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.

BELvERSoS, Pa, Nov. q, 20.
DR. D. J. KENDALL Co.:
l;ents-I would ike to make known to those who
arc almost persuaded to use kendall's SPAWN Cure
the fact that think IL IL most excellent Linient
have used IL u Blood SPAWN The horse went on
three legs for three years when commenced %
nse your Kendalls SPAWN Cure. / used ten bot
Ties on the horse and have worked him Tor tnrco
years since and has not been lame- .n,
Yours truly, "M A. COhL>
Germantown, y. Y, Nov. :, 1874
DE- y. J. KENDALL Co,
Gents: In praise OF Ksndalrs SPAWN Cure 1wfn
say that wear ago Ihad valuable young horse be-
come very lame, hook enlarged and swollen The
horsemen about here 1--WE have no Veterinary Sur
geon here) pronounced his lameneSS Blood SPAWN
5r Thoroughpin, they all told me there was M
rure for IL. he became about useless and con-
sfdered him almost worthless. friend told me OF
the merits OF your Kendall's SPAWN Cure, 50 !
sought a bottle and could see very plainly great
improvements Immediately from It's use and before
the bottle wns used up was satisfied that IL was
ioing him a great deal OF good. bought sesond
bottle and before it was used up my horse waS
cared and has been IN the team doing heavy WORK
signs OF 1T consider your Kendalrs SPAWN Cur0
q valuable medicine, and II should be In every
stable In the iaha- EUGESK DEWITT.
Price 81 per bottle. six bottles for - All drug
ists have it IL for or IL Will be sent
to any address on receipt Of price by the proprie-
tors DIR. B. J. KENDALL CO,
Rnosburgh Falls, Vermont.
nDU-nnVGT9
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10
81 dVeTtisinG Rates.

The lsrge and rel sole circulation Of tie Cav.
BRIA FREkxAE cornmones IL 20 the tayoralse
IdC rzifca Of advertisers whose faFoIs Will be
Inserted at the fellusing low rstss:
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-04-10

nnteed Circulation ISoo'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Killed BY His Fathers Pipe.

The most youthful victim of nicotine
poisoning is the 2-year-old son of Frank
Fetters, of 524 Point Street, Cam
den, Who died on Saturday night
from the effects of sucking his fathers
blay pipe. The infant was found in
spasms on the floor during the day by
its mother, and although medical as,
sistance was called the doctors seemed
nnahle To alleviate the child's sufferings,
and the little fellow died in the greatest
agony, the doctors being unable to
diagnose the case. c,
County Physician Iszard was notified,
and his investigation showed that the
bow had in some manner got hold OF
Fetters' pipe, and had been sucking IT
some time before he was discovered.
DR.. Iszard Immediately came to the
conclusion that the.stem was full of nico-
tine. and the deadly poison had gotten
into the infants system.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Like another ,conao,,

Like another CONAN
the one who's used DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. She's a
stronger and happier woman
and a healthy one. The aches,
pains, and weaknesses, that made
life miserable are gone-the func-
tional disturbances or irregularities
that caused them have been cured.
Face and figure show the change,
too. Health has restored the
charms that rightfully belong to
her. For all the weaknesses and
ailments peculiar to womanhood,
"Favorite Prescription" is a posi-
tive remedy. No other medicine
for women is guaranteed, as this is,
to give satisfaction in every case,
or the money is refunded. It's pro-
prietors are willing to take the risk.
What it has done, warrants them
in guaranteeing what it will do.
It's the cheapest medicine you
can buy, because it's guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get.
Can you ask more?
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
Pierce's medicines are sold on.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
MRS. MAVERICK.

The case of Mrs. Maybrick is at
tracing the attention of the benevo-
lent in this country. Mrs, Maybrlck
was sent to an English penitentiary on
the charge of having poisoned her
husband. On the stand she made a
telling witness against herself, and this
led to her incarceration. Mrs. Blaine
and Gail Hamilton have become much
interested in her case, and a large pc
tition has been forwarded to the En-
glish authorities asking for her release.
Many poor woman suffers far worse
pain than any mere incarceration,
even We're il in penitentiary, could
infict. There is nothing that affects
one more than the pain from weak
lungs, with the fear of consumption
ever overhanglng like the sword of
Damocles. This fear can be ban1shed
by taking REDS GERMAN COUGH
AND KIDNEY CURE. This great rem
edy contains no poison, but is pure
and innocuous. For sale by all drug
gists. SYLVAN REMEDY Co.,
Peoria, I'll.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Tricks in Trades.

Last night, SAYS the Anaconda Stand
ard, a party entered an East Broadway
saloon and called for refreshments.
After a black-looking bottle had been
passed along the bar it came to man
who took smell at the cork and then
pushed the bottle to the bartender with
the remark: Il want some thing better
than that. Give me the best IN the
house." The bottle was returned to its
place under the bar, pushed along with
one hand and picked up at another
place. 1t was then handed to the
thirsty man, who helped himself, and
the stuff"
"That's an old trick" said the
licensed mixer after the party had LETT
the saloon. "We've got to do 1t or lose
trade. If told him in the first place
that there was no better whisky IN town
than there was in the bottle that he
nnshed back he would not have come m
here again. 1t is the same with cigars
We carry a good cigar for 10 cents, with
an ordinary American name, ana then
we have the same cigar In box with
high-sounding Spanish name Wh1cn we
sell at two for quarter Ihey sen oet7
ter than the others and are pronounced
a much superior weed, altnougn there
is not the slightest difference between
them. A great deal OF thls INC 10 in"oo
up of Imagination. ~.
sRefore I reformed" continued the
man with the immaculate shirt 'front.'
and white apron, 81 was clerk IN
park Street grocery, where learned
number of tricks in that trade, as per-
netrated by the old church deacon VINO
was proprietor of the store. HIS favor
ite one was to take firkin of butter,
cnt it in halves and label one 'fresh
ranch and the other half extra me
creamery The creamery sofa al . anu
10 cents a pound over the rancn oullei
and soon was all gone. Inc ran 81
butter was then switched over on 1n9
other side and sold at the aoVanceu
creamery price before 1t bad a chance
~ cot stale and a new and really better
ouality took the cheap place, OF me
ranch article. Coffee was solo III the
same way. Customers used to come III
and complain of the article purchased
some time previous, which often was
sunerior and really good coffee. When
tbev complained of the best we hao we
would sell them poorer brano at
h;oher nrice and they would pronounce
= a~ceilent coffee. Women are 1ne
greatest cranks IN this respect, anu - =
thew were shown their error they "oulu
ha attended and take their trade some
where else. Men generally puy .m1
cheapest and get the worth o. .nen
money a hundred times where "oi''"n
gets it once. drv GOODS
store was present and related a , trlck
eommon in his establishment. Apous
twn weeks ago a lady entered and asked ea
f for certain kind Of cloth, WHICH fnd sine ie
said sal she had been unable to b nnu she
town. She was shown just ~l nta.a Eft +
wanted, but when the price was vas SUI. al rot
was found too cheap, and alter az nb To-
what she desired. The s ele east N ior o what
ing and offered fad to 5 and I Promised Use to
the haye ii i here Me as quick as mail and ex-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
The Ace oF MuScle

This is 1t undoubtedly Never before in the
history of the race did the cultivation of muscle
receive such universal attention and encour-
agement. Even the gentler sex practices every
branch of calisthenics affected by the trousered
gender. This of course is WELL for exercise is
an essential of health But to the feeble, the
nervous and the dyspeptic, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters affords guaranty of primal vigor upon
which superstructure of muscularity may
adyantageously be built. Most genial and
speedy of tonics it is also the most thorough of
regulators, entirely rectifying errors of diges-
ton and bilious secretion, and promoting q
healthy habit of body. 1t conquers and pre-
vents intermittent and bilious remittent fever,
rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble. The
aged. infrm and convalescing derive immeas-
urable benefit from its use. It imparts heal
thy relish for food and overcomes insomnia.
The difference between an editor and
his wife is that his wife sets things to
rights while he writes things to Set
YOnkers Statesman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
He was a False Scout.

'If we could but obtain accurate stat
istics, we should find that gambling was
of all vicious habits, not even exclud-
ing hard drinking, the one which most
predisposed it's victims to suicide.
Yet" continues the writer, zone does
not quite see at first why gambling
should SO greatly predispose to suicide.
The gambler, prima facie, ought to be a
man trained by his life to bear ill-luck
with fortitude." This, of course, is
true only if there be nothing in the
conditions of his life secretly disinte-
grating that tortitude.
Let us see. 1t is probable that an in
telligent jury will always account for
the gamblers suicide by supposing that
ere he contaminated the awful deed
he had come under the resistless con-
troll of temporary insanity. Hence we
| must try to discover those facts in the
gamblers inward history which led to
this insanity. l believe they are of two
classes, according as we study his ex-
perience in the light Of ethical or OF
psychological and physical laws. In
the region of moral consciousness | do
not think we need seek far for the
cause of insanity. The loss of the
| mans whole possessions by gambling
uluSC WOIk upon I'LL, Inc 81 otluOCA az
cident upon drunken man-it awak-
ems him. And now as he looks at the
result of I is career, at the obligations
he has ignored, the relatives he has
wronged, even the riches he has lost in
pursuit of the gamblers passion only
one word can rise to his mind, and that
is, "Fool - AS he chances around the
men with whom he has been gamb-
ling look at him in pity and NUT
ter "Poor fellow - or Poor fool !" The
very servants who have watched his
ruin gaze now at one poorer than they,
and call him in their hearts, "Poor
fool !"
/ believe this word of scorn, echoing
within or without, filling the atmos-
phere for that mans ear, accurately de-
scribes the shame which he feels.
Ashamed, crushed, ruined, despised by
the associates who need him no longer,
and called to no new and congenial sur
roundings by any human voice, the
wonder is not that so many become in
sane, but that every ruined gambler is
not drawn in the hour of his awaken
ing into the terrible vortex of insanity.
The man who loses his ali in a legitl-
mate commercial undertaking retain
at least his self-respect, and self-re-
spect is the soul of fortitude.--Co ntem-
1OrdrU ReUie4D
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Bright Remarks by Kate Field.

He fools himself who thinks-That he
is an image of his own ideal.
That others like him for his good
clothes.
That others take him at his own val
uation.
That he is entirely different from
other people.
That his pretensions are transparent
only to himself.
That because he claims virtue it is
credited to him.
That others never tire of hearing him
talk of himself.
That brutal GUINNESS is mistaken for
natural honesty.
That despising weak people proves
ones own strength.
That anybody mistakes his lazlness
for wise deliberation.
That his vices are hidden behind
few lukewarm virtues.
That because he is a man his crimes
are credited to bravery.
That all q WOman's meanness IS as
cribed to helpless innocence.
That seven-eighths of all he does is
not to support his own vanity.
That others will mistake his stub
bornness for strength of character.
That his organism is so nearly unique
as to require distinct code.
That an occasional public gift CLOSES
over an uncharitable life.
That hiring the most conspicuous pew
makes it all right with the Lord,
That deprecating everything he sees
or hears proves his own superiority: .
That his barbarous display is ascribed
to the natural eccentricity of genius.
That arrogance to the lowl y and
cringing to the rich are not despised by
all.
That because others don't confront
him with his baseness they are blind to
it.
That his unheeitating condemnation
of the crimes of others proves his own
purity Washington.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of it's kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY NEW YORK. N.Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

press could bringit. This was satisfac-
tory. and the lady went home. The
clerk then cut the required amount of
cloth from the roll! which he had shown
her, wrapped it up and pasted an old
express stamp upon it. He added 90
cents to the original cost per yard, to-
gether with the express charges, and
when the woman called for the stuff
few days ago she expressed herself de-
lighted with the goods and paid the
cost without a murmur. Women fire.
quently call at the same place and pick
over a pile of drygoods without finding
what they want, because the quality is
too cheap. The same roll is taken from
right before their eyes and returned to
with higher price on it and then
proves very satisfactory to the purchas-
0rS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
An Unique Form.

The following is the Andrian County
Mo form of marriage ceremony:
"By the authority vested in me as a
SQUIRE, in the state of Missouri; by the
9alden fields of corn and wheat that
nave to and from the gentle sum-
mer breeze; by the great droves OF
stock that are continually finding their
way to different markets OF the world J;
by the monotonous song, OF the cat on
zine silu whose cIinging tendrils shade the
o o,nr Of a summer kitchen; by the
whole earth and sea and all that. is in
them + pronounce you man and wife,
and NAV the Lord have mercy on your
souls.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
German
Syrup"

Martinsville, NJ. Methodist Par
sonage. My acquaintance with
your remedy, Boschee's German
Syrup, was made about fourteen
years ago, when I contracted Cold
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filling my pulpit for a number of
Sabbaths. After trying Physician,
without obtaining relief cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
Il saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained a bottle. I
received such quick and permanent
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in Our family, Boschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favorite
remedy and always with favorable
results. I have never hesitated to
report my experience of its use to
others when / have found them
troubled in like manner" REV.
w. H. HAGGARTY,
of the Newark, New A Safe
Jersey, M. E. Confer
ence, April IS, 80. Remedy.
G. G. GREEN, Sole afr, Woodbury., NJ.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
SHiLOH'S
CONSU N PTIOk
CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure Is
without parallel in the history of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell it on pos.
tive guarantee, test that no other can sue.
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. If you have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for
it will cure you. If your child has the Group.
or Whooping Cough. use it promptly, and relief
is sure If you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and
$500 If your Lungs are sore or Back lame,
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price IS cts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Pays to Read the Papers.

|aIy your county paper, for often
MS medium business chances and
|l-tICS are presented that might
entirely escape your attention.
lsACe b. +. Johnson & Co., Rich
4, nave an advertisement in this
al Will prove of especial interest
Il 10 large number of people
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
Made To Look Like New.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pletch's Dye Works, 246 w
Water ST.. Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
n.,fnoss Can't Be Cured


l., onpIications, as they cannot reach the
TdTtion of the ear. There is only one
r ry, deafness, and that is by constitu-
, so1s Deafness is caused by an in
sDnjitjon of the mucous lining OF the
Ssn Tube. When this tube gets in
WI have a rumbing sound or imper-
srrp and when it is entirely closed
q !. il fhe result, and unless the infamma-
n he taken out and this tube restored to
FmsIcondition hearing will be destroyed
nine cases out of ten are caused by Ca
Syachis nothing but On infamed condi-
the mucous surfaces.
LII give One Hundred Dollars for any
Deafness caused by catarrh) that we
Z cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
rcircuIars, FREQ.
+ j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
nv Druggists 75C,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

SHE-'Will you instruct your daugh-
ter in the different languages % Great
Man-"No; one tongue is sufficient for a
woman. - Fam.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

,,meDians, a few Of whom are
|. 1 no found in this country, princi-
oonygaaed in peddling, are exceed
s 5rSr9 traders. 1t was a member
sD nraat Hebrew family of Roths-
|rSoonce said: "Shut up all the
,rs With all the Armenians in an
WV. "y and in less than a day all the
n r-y wealth will have passed into
nom hands"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

WE have noticed that the taller a
woman is the less dust you will find on
the high shelves in the house.-Atchi-
SON GIohe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

A WOODEN dog kennel should be built
with the bark on and be lighted by a
bay window.--LoaCeU Courier.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
LOWELL SAFETY.

which the Public Likes.
5sS bio' .nds within the last decade
lie tno od the sp, TT of cycling, the fact
epjoy'eo"a obvious that many thousands
re:thetieaao " deferred from enjoying it
have p1 Of the high prices demanded
really = Soof for the John P. Lowell Arms
snaI neup nsfon to change this state Of
many Oh p last year that the public
s IL war" "Irore that there was new
became to+v bicycle on the market, a
gr-ce tntIy high grade and equal IN every
;tflctt' any manufactured in America
GUAR " C. PREVIOUS to this all manu-
rope a. Charged very large price
4 trars Da a,ose wheel, the John P. Lowell
first ol%1i s therefore the first house
Comp@naTr offered the public such a
has zoo that does not place it te-
at q pI'h Of the average persons
TIE Io" comDany that manufactures
inc 545o Lowell Diamond Safety is
FDs so Oldest of all the manufacturing
t0o o mtiIe houses in New England,
ne sla" established in 1910.
O'ei so inc now one Of the leading
de' pOi On the United States, the John
e ,Fn asn,s Company is and has been
veil n' ~elI-known manufacturer and
elIs " frearms and sporting goods of
des. ~ Of last year, the firm celebrated
,p nontury anniversary The founder
'' sSn"ter6rising house, Mr.. John z.
yg I,oIh over 70 years of age, is
a hiarorfant and active member of
"a famed house
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

THE word "WIFE'' is first found in the
Bible in the Second Chapter of Genesis,
oath verse
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

Expect to figure a good deal in
iDcton this year." remarked the
WITH the large forehead. elm
said the other. eyes; / am a
|ar ofmathematics. "-Kdte Fields
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

FITS-An Fits stopped free by DIR. KITne's
Great Nerve RestOrer. No fits after first days
Marvellous Treatise and trial bottle free
to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch st Phila Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

COUGH AWAY If You WANT To, but if not, use
HALE's HONEY OF HOREHOUND AND TAR.
Pixies TOOTHACHE DROPS Cure IN one Minute
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

|RTIyG Observation-Disclosures is no
lThiCh so richly deserves the entire
+ Of the community as BROWNS
lIAL TROCHEs. Those suffering
lG5mauC and Bronchial Diseases,
@dCOldSShOuld try them. Price,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

Eo1as this new odorless whisky
|0to general use the breath of
n will have to 60 out of bust
~ Joseph NewS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03
mIy One Ever Printcd-Can
You Find The Word?

is a 3-inch display advertisement
PAPER this week which has no two
like except one word. The same
Of each new one appearing each
rom The Dr.. Harter Medicine Co.
oase places a "Crescent" on every
hey make and publish. Look for
then the name of the word, and
ll return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL
5RAPHS, or SAMPLES FREE.
Fletcher sure his wife's poodle is
"He must be. [ see he's Of
SO reward for it. "-Brookly1a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-12-03

SOME men imagine that their wrongs
mature Immediately after their wed
ding rites Yonkers Gazette.