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for three years past he has progressed
py memory system, his father reading
the scores To him, he imprlnting them on
MS memory ana at once then proceeding
TO their Interpretation. His execution is
brilliant and at times maryelously so.
bis ear is good and his feeling deep and
strong, and as a result he PLAYS as If by
inspiration, from classical writers or the
simplest melodies of the hour. He is
nervously eager to advance, but his
atf11ction and lack of means hinder him,
but the latter, it is believed, will not be
Tor long-such talent as his must find
generous patron to aid 1t TO its fullest
possibilities. AS mere curiosity, even
If one cares little for good music, the
illustration of this boys powers will
well repay for attendance upon his con-
cert, for nature appears to have endowed
him with wonderful musical capacity in
compensation for deprivation of sight
ana given him powers not one lad in a
million possesses.
AT the Clunie Opera-house Saturday
night ''The Original New Orleans Uncle
Toms Cabin and Gold Band Company"
will appear. The managers and proprie-
tors of the show are Middaugh, Pfaff &
Goodman. At noon on Saturday the
band Of the company win appear on
street parade. AS special attractions the
Dill announces III. Z. Pfaff, clarionet solo
lst; Lizzie Moshier, child dancer, who
is promised to be the best on the stage;
Hank" Goodman, low comedian: a
male quartet, full band and orchestra
and several instrumental soloists. The
box office will open for reservation of
seats tomorrow morning.
Hagal, the balloonist and parachute
jumper, announces a double parachute
jump from his balloon tomorrow at Oak
Park.
The Club Plaisir gave a pleasant party
at Turner Hall last night, and tomorrow
night the Esoteric Club will give one in
the Senate Chamber.
The Art Gallery will be closed to.mor-
row New Years Day.
There will be leap year party at the
Union House on New Years night. Mu-
sic by Deyin q Atkins orchestra
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Meeting of Snnaw Men.

PIERRE IS. d., Dec. ga meeting of
squaw men and mixed blood Indians
was held at Fort Pierre last night. They
intend to see the light-colored Indians of
all the different agencies in the United
States and get aid in paying expenses to
carry the Attorney-General's recent de-
cision to the United States Supreme
Court.
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Some of His Jokes.

Friend--I saw some of your jokes in a
book.
Humorist (fattered)-Ah, what book
was that?
Friend forget the name. It was
book published hundred years ago. 1
saw it in secondhand book store
Yanlne Blade
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His Death a Mystery.

LEWISTON {Pa.), Dec. ga. II. Lee,
manager of the Logan Iron and Steel
Works, near this place, was found dead
in an adjacent creek this morning. The
cause is unknown. There is nothing
even to indicate it. Lee was widely
known in the iron and steel trade
throughout the country.
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Names Cattle Quarantine.

BANGOR (Me.), Dec. 29.-The Maine
Cattle Commissioners have posted quar-
antine against Massachusetts cattle be-
cause of tuberculosis, but ''the regula-
tons shall not apply to Western cattle
coming through Massachusetts into
Maine for the purpose of slaughter"
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.Hanukah, Entertainment.

The Jewish congregation will this
evening give their Hanukah entertain
ment at Pythian Hall, at o'clock. All
members of the congregation and their
families are invited
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They Keen ON Comino

The fund for the improvement of tie
Convent building and grounds now
amounts to S17,901. The latest contribu-
ton thereto is that Of Matthew keenan,,
in the sum of $40.
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selfExplanatorv Letter.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 29.-The followin
letter explains itself:

letter explains itself:
CANTON, o., December i 9th.
Ny Dear nr. BLcine: Your letter of the 4th
instant, incloSing Hon. George Halsey's letter
is at hand. Mr.. Haisey must have misunder-
stood me. I could not have told him you
favored a duty on hides, for, at some time in
the course of the consideration of the tariff
bill, you wrote me an earnest letter protesting
against the taking OF hides from the free list
and placing them on the dutiable list. Yours
very truly, WILLIAM MCKINLEY, JR.
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No SAFER remedy can be had for coughs
and colds, or any trouble of the throat.
than Browns Bronchial Troches. Price
- cts. Sold only in boxes.
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1t is estimated that no fewer than 70
900 girls are employed in the public
houses and drinking bars of the United
Kingdom
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A Remarkable Book of
Rare Wit and Sound
Philosophy.
1t Deals "Neither With Radi-
ant Angels Nor Magnified
Monsters, but Just Plain,
True Men"

T;lHE WORK, WHICH Is ONE OF RICH
l. humor, sparkling wit, sound sense,
romantic interest, and wealth OF anecdote,
is by JUDGE C. C. GOODWIN, editor Of the
Salt Lake Tribune" and one of the best
writer's of the time. The volume is bound in
heavy boards beveled edges and muslin;
large soctavo; 2SS pages.
Address LEONARD PUBLISHING CON-
PANY, SALT LAKE, or orders will be taken
at the RECoRD-UNIoN Office, which, if the
money is sent, VIII be responsible for the for
warding of this charming anecdotal and philo-
sophical work of wit, humor, sentiment and
wisdom.
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SUPREME COURT MINUTES.
IN BANK.
MONDAY. December {

MONDAY, December 2S, 1891.
14,5SS-Gordon VS.. Buckles - Let final
writ lssue prohibiting respondent from pro
ceeding 10 punish petitioner for contempt IN
not appearing in Ee SON before the court o.
re p )ndent on July ), 1891. Mcfarland, j
We concur: DeHaven, j., Garoutte, j., Sharp
26.ls6;8HEx-, a he Robert Gordon on habeas
corpUs-It is ordered that the a.d Robert
Gordon be discharged from custody Me
Farland;- j. We concur: Dehaven, j., ga
route, II lrTison. J., Snarpstein, }.
20, S4I-EX-parte Petitioner re
manded to the stody OF the Chief OF Police
of the City and County of San Francisco. The
Court. | dissent: DeHaven. j. L dissent;
Beatty, c. j.
TUESDAY, December 20. 1891.
1887 Coffee VS.. misunderstanding de-
MED. December 2S, 1881. The codrt.
2O,Sl4-The People VS.. Thomson -Judg-
ment and order reversed and the cause re.
manded for new trial. Garoutte, j. We
concur: Sharpstein, j., Paterson, j., McFar-
land, j., Harrison, j. Concurrlng opinion
12,623-Spring Valley Water Works VS.
Drinkhouse-J Judgment and order reversed
with directions to the colrt below to retry the
issues a to the value of The land sought to be
taken ana the damage to the remaining por-
ton of the land not taken, and thereupon &c
enter Judgment in accordance with the prayer
OF the complaint and in favor OF defendant for
such value and damage and costs. DeHaVel l.
]. We concur: Paterson, j., Beatty, G. j., Ga
ROUTE. J. Concurrng opinion: Harrison, j
Dissenting opinion: Mcfarland, J. concur
in tae dissenting opinion OF Mi. JUsLlce Nc
Farland. Sharpsten, j.
DEPARTMENT ONE.
14,21S-Hudepohl VS.. Liberty, etc; ID, AL
-HEgGes VS.. Ewing; 14,442-Fre Ma
tional Bank VS.. Hawkins; 14,626-krus VS.
Spregel-Causes ordered submitted. The court
DEPARTMENT TWO.
l3 524-FrancaiS VS.. Somrs. Jud gmeni
and order affirmed. Sharpstein, j. We con
cur: DeIiaven, j :, Mcfarland, j.
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WANTED-A SITUATION AS BOOK
W keeper, collector or salesman; salary,
moderate; no objections to travelling. Ad-
dress G. A. WINCHESTER, 1916 Fourteenth
street. city. d30-6t*
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aassti,,g a1nttre#.

Dl0MEERS MEET AT YOUR HALF.
l. THIS AFTERNOON, at 1880 O'Clock. to
a a. en- the funeral of our late brother. CHAS
+ 1A ~ VIM. JOHNSTON, President.
". ID. LUTHER. Secretary. Ite
CAPITAL COUNCIL, NO. II. Y. Nj
- fon are hereby notified to assemble mt
t tnoaeef Hall, FRIDAY. at 1880 p NJ. toat-
Iei , tne funeral of our late brother, FRANK
ally invited to attend ~ VII
JAS. LoNGSHoRE, JR., President.
STATED MEETING OF SACRA-
y mento Lodge, No. 40, f. and A. M, "a
on OF F dsdIOa E3,V.ENING, January 1st, ky
az CLOCK. Visiting brethren cordi. wv
ally invited. By order of
7o,, w. D. KNIGHTS, w. NJ.
JOHN !. GRIFFITTs, Secretary. 1t
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THATTHF
~ annual meeting of stockholders Of the
Gefmanla Building and Loan Association ~
the city OF sacramento, for the election ~
three directors and Tor such other business as
may be brought before it, will be held at its
once, IO11 Fourth street, Sacramento, Cal"
on MONDA4, January II, 1892 at 7.3O p NJ
l.. NEUBOURG, President
- .. N'oHIh Z, secretary d25-2w
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WTANTED-A GALVANIC BATTERY IN
w good order, il cheap. Address BAT
Terry this Office 53ooTx
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5pHt-En,.nn.

| 80 - 9lO AND a GOLD RING SET
~ with pearls, wrapped in a piece of paner
hlhder leave it at this Office and be rewarded.
Its
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TN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
/ California, County of Sacramento-In the
matter of the estate of ALICE NJ. CHESLEY,
deceased. Notice is hereby given, that FRI
DAY, the Sth day OF January, 1892, at 10
O'Clock a. NJ. of said day, and the courtroom
of said court, at the Courthouse in the City of
and place for pi owing the will of said Alice NJ.
Chesiey, deceased, and for hearing the appIi-
cation of B. u. Steinman ana Eugene J.
Gregory for the issuance to them OF letters
testamentary thereon.
Witness my hand and the seal of said
court, this 2Sth day OF December, 1891.
SEAL w. W. kHOADS, Clerk.
By j. f. DooDY, Deputy Clerk.
ARMSTRONG & PLATNAUER, Attorneys for
Petitioner. d29-1Ot
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General a[fntirea.

TUE WOMAN'S AUXILIARY OF THE
\ Young Mems Christian Association viii
Keep open house on New Years Day an the as
soclatlon rooms on Sixth street K ana T,
rom IL 10 O'Clock. 1ney Will be assisted
Ny NUMBER OF young ladies of the CITY i'm re-
ceiVlng ali who call. a cordial invitation is
e4tehded 10 the men of the CITY. Al s
O'Clock musical, literary and gymnastic an
teftalnment Will be given, for the benetif of
tne summary furnishing fund Tickets for
ILe evening entertainment, 20 cents.
A TTENTION, SHARPSHOOTERSI THE
"A wagon for the new shooting ranges viii
detIVe Tenth and X streets at the Usual hours
1o-MoRROW friday. 1tS
nj NE. MADISON, CLAIRyOYANT RI
~ mains mere until January 18th Has
le" more Mexican Charms. 1927 * street.
d31-l0t*
Qk0 00O TO LOAN ON real, FSTATE
VCU.UUU Apply to ISAAC JOSEPH. 53i
~ 80 d22-12t
"HOW TO BECOME A MEDIUM IN
IL your own home" Send 90 cents
tstamps) Tor details. DR. CLAIR. l3S Eddy
street, san francisco, Cal. dlS-Im
bicycles BOUGHT. SOLD. RENTED OR
~ exchanged. A good Singer safety, one
oos anu ordinary cheap. MELVIN, us X.
T M. T.-WAH HING, ENGLISH AND CHI
~ heSe Physician and Surgeon graduate Of
Itongkong Medical College. Office. 926 Third
e-eoo. diam
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90 Gst on Bent. n

TNO LET = HOUSE ON THIRTEENTH
/ street, between O and P Inquire of M. a.
BURKE, 129 or 1905 street d29-6t*
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mnarten.

WANTED-A GIRL ABOUT Is OR 16
W years, to DO housework. Apply at 1901
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BIh BcaBrac and European Ware Destined to go at Some Price

Remember, this
DAY Thursday, be long ciay-inc1rd-
ing eVenit1g-we expect traci as
we intend that nothing
parison with respect prices these goods
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WANTED = BY AN EXPERIENCED
w salesman, in a first-class gents FURNISH
ing goods house; can give the best of references.
Address J. B.. Postoffice. d2q-3fS
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ITO LET A SUITE OF FURNISHED
4 parlors and kitchen for housekeeping,
Call at GIG or 9161a Seventh street, between I
and j. d22-tf
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SHERWOOD HALL NURSERIES,
Timothy Hopkins,
MENL0 PARK, SAN MATE0 COUNTY, CAL
ISAAC JOSEPH. Attorney for Executors.
Dated Sacramento. Cal, December 10, 1891.
d3-6tTh

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
4 California, County of Sacramento.-In the
matter of the estate of CATHARINE DONO-
VAN, deceased. Notice is hereby given that
10 o'clock A. NJ. of said day, and the court
room of said court, at the Courthouse, in the
city of Sacramento, County OF Sacramento
and State of California, has been appointed as
the time and place for proving the viii of said
Catharine Donovan deceased, and fer hearing
the application of Charles Doherty for the
issuance to him CT letters testamentary
thereon.
Witness my hand and the seal of said court
this list day OF December, 1891.
SEAL. w. w. RHOADS, Clerk.
BY j. F. DooDY, Deputy Clerk
JOHNSON, JOHNSON u JOHNSON, Attorneys
for Petitioner d22-11t
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NTANTED-STEADY EMPLOYMENT OF
w any kind by young man 90 wears old.
Good references. Address w. j. p this Office
d3O-6t*
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Embracing expensive Imported Wares of
Collar and Cn Boxes Stare Toilet Sets Caend nkands Fancy
NdeWOrk Articles Manicure Sets and which
NOT De enumerated We recommend the
tunies, we intend offer all these prices
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Each Spoonful has done
its Perfect Work,

Is the verdict of every woman who has used
ROYAL BAKINGkPOWDER. Other baking
powders soon deteriorate and lose their strength,
owing to the use of inferior. ingredients, but
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NTANTED-A GIRL. TO DO GENERAL
w homework. Apply at 1880 ST. d29-3t*
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Royal Baking Powder

Is so carefully and accurately compounded from
the purest materials that it retains its strength
for any length of time, and the last spoonful in
the can is as good the first which is not
true of any other baking powder.
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ITO LET-FURNISHED ROOMS, WITH
l. or without board. 1417 Twelfth street,
d22-lOt%
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Hagal, the balloonist and parachute
jumper, announces a double parachute
jump from his balloon tomorrow at Oak
Park
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Ipr 9nlr.

NOR SALE OR TO RENT-THE UNDER
e signed offers for sale or to rent her rancn
in Iolo County, on the Sacramento River,
about eight miles above the town OF Washing
ton. 1t contains nearly four hundred acres OF
first class bottom land, and will produce
grain, alfalfa and vegetables of all kinds in
great abundance. The property will be leased
Ior from one to i've years on reasonable
terms. For particulars inquire of Hon Il
Dunn, 920 Filth street, Sacramento City.
SARAH MCKEARNEY-&
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The Club Plaisir gave pleasant party
at Turner Hall last night, and tomorrow
night the Esoteric Club will give one in
the Senate Chamber.
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There will be leap year party at the
Union House on New Years night. Mu-
nc by DeYin d Atkins orchestra.
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quired. Terms moderate Please call an(
investigate. MRS. +. /. SEEI.Y. 81 IL d2ll-l,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-01-17
JeWelrY Going Out.

It is no longer de rigucur to wear q
watch chain, nnd the man-nbout-town
who desires to carry about with him q
reminder of the flccting hours must car
ry it without any gold chain nttachcd,
says tho New York World. Tho waist
coat of the favorite cutaway is no longer
to display an ornamental bunch Of
charms or q dangling souvenir Of tho
skill Of the jewelers.. Fashion long ego
declared that mon must Gbiurc dia-
monds by night as we'll rs by day, bar
ring a dcep-sot solitaire, perhaps, for
the little finger, but the new decree
against watch chains will fall with Sc
verify on very young men, who. like to-
have n little jewelry to toy with in
their hours of statucsquo posing. Tho
fact is, however, that tho dictum of
modes masculine is quite % absurd as
the feminine edict thct street dresses
must sweep tho pavement, and is quite
as likely TO be disregarded by sensible
E0NfN--'
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-01-17
6ARNUM's ATHLETIC TRAINING.


Tho Old Showman's Experience In the
- Sawdust Ring. @...
1t is not generally known that Bar
mum has all his life long been an ath-
lete, and that in his younger DAYS he
was as skillful a performer on the
trapeze as some of the professional
acrobats in his employ. When he first
went into the circus business, says the
Chicago Evening Journal, Barnum
satisfied himself that in order to make
a success of it he would have to be
familiar with every department. and all
matters pertaining to it. He accord
ingly went into training, and within q
year was able to turn handspring and
walk the tight rope with the best of
them. On several occasions when his
principal performers were taken ill,
Barnum disguised himself and did their
turns" Of course, the audience was
not aware of this, for Barnum always
dls1lked to BE- known as performer.
But when he had begun to grow pros
porous and it was no longer necessary
for him to act Barnum stopped per
forming In public, though he continued
practicing in private. When he built
the wonderful Persian palace, Iran
istan, in Bridgeport, he had a large
room set apart as a gymnasium, whore
he exercised one or two hours cvery
day. 1t was fitted up with all the ap-
Pllances and improvements of gym
naslum, and there Barnum used to
swing Indian clubs, practice jumping,
tumbllng and all the other acrobatic
tricks of bone and limb. In all the
exercises nc was of course attircd in
tights.
His athletic costume consisted of q
white shirt, blue silk trunks, yellow
hose and cream slippers, with black
tips. Sometimes he varied his appear
nnce by wearing green satin trunks or
buff-colored shirt. He still has these
garments preserved in n trunk, which
Is not open to general inspection. When
Iranistan was destroyed by fire Barnum
built Waldemere, and there, too, he had
private gymnasium, eftted up like the
first, with all the improvements. There
he continued his acrobatic capers in
private, and so built up the splendid con-
stltutlon which has just carried him
through almost n fatal illness.
Walden1ere gave place in time TO his
present residence, Marina, which faces
the sound, and, although age has stolen
uponhim, Barnum when in hcaltl, liceps
up his old habits of exercise, though of
course in modified degree. He he's
gymnasium connected with his house.
and there he still swings clubs occa-
sionally or works the dumb bells He
does not turn handsprings any more,
nor walk the tight rope. He has as well
discarded his athletic costume, but he
exercises sufficiently to retain his vigor
and cheerfulness. There arc no trees
on his grounds, so he is deprived of
Gladstone's favorite pursuit of wood
chopping. The acrobatic side of Bar
NUNS nature has never before been
written up. This is because his innate
modesty made him hesitate about tell
ing of it to moro than q few friends,
who were pledged to secrecy, but like
every thing else it had to como out, and
now 1t. is secret no longer.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-01-17
THE WEEKLY INDEPENDENT.

Published every Sunday, and sent to any ad-
dress postage paid), At the following rates,
p ysble In advance: ..
~ 10 year.. .-.......-....s.......... .N W
Oh AonLu1. 4 oO
For any period under six months, Fifty
'ots per month.
Entered at the Elko, Nevada, Postoface for
tr .nsmission through the mails Is second
class mail matter.
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DAILY INDEPENDENT.
AN EVENING PAPER.
7 SUED EVERY DAY. SUNDAYS Ex.
oepted. .-... ' - - -
c. w. GROVER, :
Editor Snd Proprietor
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
Editor Snd Proprietor

One copy. one year. ,..3 90
On copy. six mouths. Observation-Disclosures. 8 o.
For any period gnder six months. ono dollar
Per Month. Payable in advance.
Delivered by carrier In Elko at as cents week.
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ADVERTISING RATES.

. ,Wtll be made as low 90 is consistent with
sound business principles. Apply st the Of
o for terms.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-01-17

Leaves Ellso every morning at 1870
O'Clock.
Arrives from Tuscarora every even
ing in time TO connect with Express
trains going both East and West.
Office next door TO the TNDErEHD-
EMIL office
g., y. HOLLAND, Agent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-05
BRIGHT BITS.
"WHo wrote Farewell, q long farewell 20 all
my greatnessr
mime. Patti, should fancy PUCK.

"wHo wrote Farewell, a long farewell TO all
my greatnessr
Mime Patti 1 should fancy Puck
10, MAMMAL cried, Willie, on seeing zebra for
the first time. do come here, and see this poor,
little convict pony. "-Hurper's Young People.
DON'T pen missives to your best girl on postal
cards. She may have suspicion that you do
not care cents for her.-UntoR County Stand
ard.
DEhosrHENEs put pebbles In his mouth co
cure his defective utterance. Even to this day
people find 1t difficult job to speak Greek.
Puck. s.
RouNDs-Have you any family tiei
Chappie-O, va as. Ihave thwee oh foah that
l let my sistaw and youngaw brothaw weah
sometimes. lf
FRrEND-~Whae became of that young man
you were engaged to last summer7
Miss Qatchem Qnnocentlyl- onef-NeU
York sfeekly.
"Burwhat on earth could have induced you
TO marry man SO utterly your tnferiorY'
My dear girl, never met a man who
wasn't Judge.
Have you heard the s-year-old German boy
violinist'"
20, yes; twelve years ago, in Berlin"
Musical Courier.
LITTLE GIRL wonder what's tn reason all
our school teachers go an get married.
Little Boy-I guess It's cause they likes to
0osB,-GoOd Netos.
DRAKE-Do you think woman will ever cut
much Of figure in clubdom?
Moore-If she does it will no longer be club
dumb.-The Club
OLD GENrLEMAN-Well. young man. what is
your role in life?
Goeasy, 94-It's a good deal of loaf, sir.
HdrUdrd Ldmpoon.
HE-Don't you think It is wrong for people to
marry their Intellectual inferiorsf
She-Yes; always wrong, and in some cases
quite impossible. Life.
A CoLoRED PHILOSOPHER Is reported to have
said: Life my breddern, am mostly made up
of prayin' for rain and then wishin' it would
c'lar of.-The Presbyterian.
MRS. GRrMM-How did you manage with your
wife away all summer?
MIR. drlmm-Didn't have to manage. Did as
pleased.-Net0 York Weekly.
HARRY-Stunning girl just passed, Ell, old
boyS Did you see her look back at me?
Fred-Yes, they say it don't take much to
turn woman's head.-FStn.
PENxovER-Iu was case of love at first
sight.
Prettiwitt-I thought he couldn't have got
real good LOOK at her.-Epoch.
RURAL GENr-What are they carrying all that
garbage into that theater for, sonny?
Messeuger-O, der goin' ter play de STREETS
of New York '-TerGs STttn1s.
HE-Are you sure am the only man you ever
really aud truly loved?
Satisfactorily sure. l went over the whole
list only yesterday.-Net0 York Weekly.
HEDoERo docking at card)-What's young
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