Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-18
"DON'T YOU WORRY
How Shrewd Business Msn Havo Soivsa
 Great Problem.

'Ts there . fatality among our prorni. nent men" is a question that we oftcri ask. It is question that pe-plexes our leading medical men, and they are at q loss to know how to answer it.
 We sometimes think that if the physiI clans would give part of the energy to the consideration of this question that they give to combating other schools oi practice. it might be satisfactorily answered.
 The flights of "isms" reminds us often of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, tha. were only happy when they were ami. hilat;ng each other.
 If Ailopathv ma.ies a discovery that promises good to the race, Homeopathy deri.ieS it and breaks down it's influence. If Homeopathy makes . discovery that promises to be . boon to the race, Allopathy attacks it.
 It is absurd that these schools should fancy tf,at all of good is in their methods and none in any other.
 Fortunately for the people, the merit which these ''isnls" will not recognize, is recognized by the public, and this public recognition, taking the form of . demand upon the medical profession. eventually compels it to recognize it.
 Is it possible that the question has been answered by shrewd business menf A prominent man once said to an in. quirer, who asked him how he grt rich, "I got rich because I did things while other people were thinking about doing them" 1t seems to us that the public have recognized what this fatality is, hD, ,t Io s1n q cal profession have been wrangling about 1t.
 By careful examination of insurance reports we find that there has been g sharp reform with reference to examin. ations, (and that no man can now get any amount of insurance who has the least development of kidney disorder,) because they find that sixty ont of every hundred in this country do, either di- reclly or indirectly, suffer from kidney disease. Hence, no reliable company will insure a man except after rigid primary examination.
 This reminds us of little instance which occurred short time ago. A fellow editor was an applicant for a re. spectable amount of insurance. He was rejected on examination, because un- known to himself, his kidneys were dis eased. The sh ewd agent, however, did not give up the case. He had an eye to business and to his commission, and said: "Don't you worry; you get half dozen bottles of Warmers safe cure, take t according to directions and in ahont a month come around, and we will have another examlnaiion. 1 know you will find yourself all right and will get your policy"
 The editor expressed surprise at the agents faith, but the latter replied. "This point is valuable one. Very many insurance agents all over the country, when they find customer re- jected for this cause, give similar advice, and eventually he gets the insurance"
 What are we to infer from such cir cumstances? Have shrewd insurance men, as we'll as other shrewd business men, found the secret answer to the in. quiry? Is it possible that our columns have been proclaim;ng, in the form of advertisements, what has proved bless ing in disguise to millions, and yet by many ignored as an advertisement?
 In our files we find thouslnls Of strong testimonials for Warmers safe cure, no two alike, which could not exist except upon basis of truth indeed, they ar. published under a guarantee of $5,00o to any one who will disproye thair correcf. ness, and this offer has been standing. we are told, for more than four years.
 Undoubtedly this article, which k simply dealing out justice, will be con. sidered as an advertisement and be re- jected by many as such.
 We have not space nor time to discuss the proposition that poor thing could not succeed to the extent that this great remedy has succeeded, could not be, come 80 popular without merit even ii pushed by Vanderbilt or an Astor.
 Hence we take the liberty of telling our friends that it is a duty that they owe to themselves to investigate the matter and reflect carefully, for the state. ments published are subje,t to the refu- tation of the entire world. None have refnted them; on the contrary hundreds of thousands have believed them and proved them true, and in believing have found the highest measure of satisfac. ton, that which money cannot buy, and mouM cannot take away.