New-York tribune., 1891-09-24
TIE TALK of THE DAY.

without a country. lie lives a little triangular
bit Of land that through oversight has not been
included in any Of the election divisions OF the city,
and of course therefore he has voting status.
aThe only paralle known in this country" says Ths
Philadelphia Record "was that Of whole township
I'm the State of Ohio. which entirely left out In an
apportionment OF election districts and the citizens whe
claimed the night to vote had redress whatever and
were unable to exercise the right OF suffrage until they
appealed to the courts
Mlseries Of Suburban Lhe.-Mrs. suburb-Ycu are
very late tonight supper ready two hours ago,
Mr.. suburb-Yes, missed the III train and bad
Mrs. S.-But that is only two minutes.
Mr.. s-Yes, my dear, but the :l7 comes STRAIGHT
through and the $40 stops at thirteen stations before
it gets here.-(Street & SMITHS Iood News
The chewing gum habit is at It's height In tho
West. Men, women and children succumb 10 it. and
tbe factores that produce the stuff are overwhelmed
with ORDERS one Of these factories offers "lady's
riaeo to tho woman who shall present satisfactory
evidence Of htving chewed the most gum while
getting married the ceremony TO DO performed In
public hall All this Is disgusting enough but oonso-
atiou may be found the fact that the chewing gum
habit is displacing the more disgusting snun dppms
habit In some ports of the Southwest
ne was Just ip from some town 80 south Of tAs city
apG srr6Se ne 0Sted at ho fN Hotel Hamilton the other day
s hSs sSd @ IN M
with some cattle, and We lowed we'd see the sights:
Wps Va d6ns nS Rsn sns%Rs't e .yse icon s 5 s
self is good 'nuff for US; eh 'Bilpis BIZ eo6oed
hi nssS % 5 n e ce would
"a a day. "Gosh, that's pretty steep! They only
sna' seen as 81 It's p here we'll 20 the whos hog e %
Again Biz assened and the old man asked Bees;
Bresifas n from to TO- dinner from i2 to $50 and
supper from 80 to 80 replied Beck II Inc os oa
ness Bill, we won't have scarcely no umo TO DO
nothin' but eat."-CTOledO Blade.
Boston is clamoring for hve-hour railway service
to NewYork. Want to get nearer 70 u.s. eh neishbors
REST AT LAST.
oh glad am that fall has comos
And glad am that winters near;
For oh, the genial summer time
Has been 10 me exceeding drear.
For every sad eyed humorst
Each paragraphng cockatoo,
Each Aleck more than passing smart,
Has nagged me all the summer through.
They picked at me at early morn,
At noontide and at dewy eves
And not a single soul Of them
Seemed able me alone 70 leave.
whate'er did wbateer said,
A thousand other things beside
They Haunted to tho gaping world
They circulated far and wide
All. glad am that summers gone;
And glad to leave It's wicked whiri'
For I'm the constantly mahgned,
Traduced and slandered summer girl
One Of tho parshioner of a clergyman who Is gwen
10 preaching safe and platitudes recently
asked by friend how his pastor was doing. @well'
he cautiously replied, he known TO convert
a sinner but he has positive genius for edifytng the
saints"
Very Queer saiIor.-smaL boy tat docb-Papa.
those are not real sailors, are they
Papa IA theatrical managerl-Why, yes, my SON.
Ts ns Il ;s sSoa sd wes ssat s RR S
Well I suppose they must know somethln bout
sailing. but they an really and truly, sailors are
indeed they are. Why deyou think they are mott,
aWhy, pve been watching them 'post an hour an !
on one leg and spit his head and say, Blast my
tarry topghts' once. ."-tstreet Is Smiths Good News
A report comes from Moberly, Mo-. that the young
lady members OF the Methodist Church Of that town
have started pay of the church debt 10 soms
what novel though reprehensble way They have
soemnly pledged themselves TO pay 10 cents ento te
church treasury every time they kissed, the young
men who do the kissing pay the freight. OF course
the dimes are pouring into tho church treasury so t
that the debt will soon be paid.
Wheat Goes Down-De Broker-Hea about De
Ds Ledser1No;, What happened to hint
"Yo1 don't say sol Was he caught By the drop in
wheatl"
well yes something like that. barrel Of -four
fell on him. m.'-CNew- York Weekly.
In several parts of the country the raspberry bushes
have been begued by the fine weather into bearing
second crop OF ripe and luscious berries.
Literary Fiasco.-" Have you read The Light that
Failed9a she asked the stockhclder in the gas COM
No he answered and then he avoided her for the
rest Of the evening.-Washngton star