Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-10-13

NR) was for thes- many
kr la.s gune and past.
E4 PrrrhAns yOu spO-ed
Ill gune tO the Tomb
- the Carpylets. tho
~ don't know what
those H. It's poplcf nousIal"r fra-s.
Listen % my tail. AMI be- silent that
" may hcrr. I've bcrn among the ~
sc-hers q earuin my daily peek by my
legitimit tsrrfeshun. ani havn't hal no
time a. weld my facile quill for "the
Crate Komick paper N you'll allow me
90 kUtc from your troothful advertise
ment
Ny succcs. was skaly, anil likcwise
hal a nArrvr -cspc Of my life. II what
I've bin threw IL ''Suthcru hospitality"
bout which we've hoarn ~ much, then
focl bound O. ob-arye that they male
two much - me- They was altogether
TOO lavish with their attenshuns
Invent Amung the sc-shrrs With no
feclins - Anncrmo,ity. went Ia my
p-rieshcrnal capacity. Iwas sctooaied
by one ~ the most Lostiest ,losirr- which
can swell tho human BuEKum viz, 81
CIV the pe.ple their moneys worth. by
-howin them SAgAshus B-c-ts, and War
s,aioo,.. which ! vrnt.r to say air on
.ulast by any other s,Atoo,- Anywhere-.
will no, call that man who IA my
stAioots u humbug- a lier and hos
thief. bat bring him bcI me And III
wither him with QUO 20 my scouful
frownA
but to pru-.ei with my tail In my
travel. threw ,h. Sonny South hearrd
q heap u talk about S.-ccshon and Dustin
up the Union. but didn't think 1,
mounted io no,hin. Tho politicians Ia
AL the Villages was swcarn that OLD
Al. l-ometims- callcl the PrAhsyrio
ilowrf) shouldn't never b. nuggrrat.i.
They Also male fools q thcirselvcs Ia
vars ways. but a, they wa us.l b. that
didn't lei ii wOrry me much. and the
Star anil STRIPS c1.iinuci for % wave
over my little tent. Moor over. was
Son - Malty anl . member ~ several
other Temperance Societies, AMI my
wife she was Davisr - Malty. aud !
sT.,-.sl the-e fax would .ecoor ne the In
foonE aud and p.rtectiun % AL the fust
families. Alasl was disp.ni-l
state Arisr State ---.shol AMI u
gruwed hotter ami hotter f1r the under
dncd. Things came o. aclimbmacu in
a small town In AlAh-my, where wa
pr,mtorAlly orler~i to haul down the
Star 4 S,hpcs 4 deppytashun u rsi
faced men cum up b. the doDr u my
tent ware was siandin takin money
the AFTERNOON cihibishun hal com
msns,. an my ltalyun organist was
ierkin his .ole-siirrin chimesL I'VE air
cum, SIR said millingiary man IN
cockt hat. "upJn high and holy
mi.hun. The southern Eagle isscrcamin
,hrcwUu, this sunny lAnd-proudly and
dehanily -cramin, sirl-
What's the matter with him III !;
don't his uitle. at we'll on hi- stun
muck
"Tha, Eagle. Sir. will oou,inner 70
.crcam AL over tlil- Bh,s and ,remenjus
landi"
Wall. let him srr,dm. n your Eagle
can amuss hls-elf by scrcamin. let him
wcnir- The men annoyed me, for was
biEzy maxim change.
I'VE ara cum. Sir. upJn a matter Of
dooty---
"You're right. Cspting. It, every
mans doo,y % visit my show. sed !.
I'VE air cum
And that. the reason you ars hereT'
sez l, larfin one % my silycry larfs. !
,hawt N he waniei 10 goak III Civ him
some Of my ,parklin eppygrams
''sir, you're in-erlent. The plain que--
ton Is, will you haul down the Star
spanglci Banner and hist the southern
fAgY'
"Nary histr' Those was my reply.
"Your wax works and bce-ts y then
confsticated. & you air arrested As .
spyr
Ssz I. MY fragrant ro~es of the
southern cline and Bloomin daffodils,
what's the price Of whisky In this town,
and how many cubic feet of that seduet.
i've fiooid can you Individually holdy'
They male no reply 10 that, but .aid
INV wax hggers was contisticatei.
aaed them u that was ginerally the stile
among thieves Ia that country, 10 which
they also made no reply. but sed Wa
arrested a. Spy. and must go to Mont
gomry In iuns. They was by this tins
jined by a large crowd u other south
ern pairits. who commenced hollerin
"IIang the balihesded abolitionist, and
bus, up hi. immoral eIhibitionr Iva.
ceased and tied 30 stump, and the
crowd went for my tent-that water.
proof pavilion, wherein instruction and
amoosment hal been ~ muchly com
bined. ut Is cents per head-and tore 10
all 10 plc Meanwhile dirty faced
boys was throwin stuns and empty beer
bottles ut my mAssiv brow. and takin
other impropeE liberties with my pcrron.
Resistance was useless, for q variety %
reasons. asI readily ob~aryed.
The S.sashers conhsticai~i my statcots
by smashing them 10 Attums. They then
went 10 my money boz and confsticaied
AL the looss change therein contained.
They then went and bust In my cages.
lettin AL the animals lcose, small but
helthy tiger among the ret. THIS tiger
has . excentric way of tssrin dogs TO
peaces. and I alters sposed from his gin
eral conduck that he'd hav no hesitashun
In ssrvin human beins In the sams way
II he could git at them. Excuse me II l
=
was crooil. but I larfci boysterrusly
when no that tiger spring In among
the people. go Il, my sweet cussf' i
inarily exclaimed 81 forgive you for
bitin OF my left thum with all my heart!
Rip 'em up like q bully tiger Whose LAre
has bin invaded by Scsehers!"
Icsnt say for certain that the tiger
serisiy injured any Of them. but - he
Wa seen . few days after. sum miles dis
tant. with large and well selected ~
sortment Of seats of trowsis In his mouth.
and - he lookt ~ tho hs'd bin havin sum
vilsnt exercise. I raythsr gusas b did.