The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1891-08-13
PLEASANT PARAGRAPHS


Arm orous pair Diamond earnings
Tnn undcrtakers fasosise cx~ei'e Is
boxing.
An Official organ is one that hn' an
authorized crank to turn II
Invr Il a specics Of intoSica'ioa has
swells the heart instead Of the he7d
II was thoroughly sophi'iicated
voupc woman who asked the wafer iOh
= stack of Saratoga chips.
BnowN Does your wife keep neg
,emper very wellg Jones--um-cf~
soine: but get the most Of 1t.
FrScrxe classes for ladiee are very
,,a,,uiar now. and We don't WONDER
indies are 80 fond Of making thrusis ~
each other =,
MornEn You'd better put on SeAs
m. ,s;na will chan your face Clara
Never mind A chap never nuf's ~
face. / rather like the sensation.
TrAcnrR--I would IKE some one q
I the class 10 define the meaning q sico
yarsa Bright boy It's sleerinR WIN
your feet toward the head OF me bcu.
WAITER 90 Uncle Greenccrnl-- Whas
4 vour order. sirq Uncle Gresnco!F.h---
/ bnlong 10 tho Masonic order " sur
unviile' thank We. Can't have some
thing 10 eat
DioNfrfEp Mamma When As
vonnr man left you last night, J hearu
somcthinp which sou dcd like . KISS.
Dignihed daughter Did your nov
does kiss sound, mammag
~Tnry say the Gar doesn't mean 70 Y.
lao a. harsh 10 his subjects, low 20 !,
apeeause even whom he puts the small
al ~ the Nihilists upoa trial for ~ ne
the ear is only trying little Russo.
4 ooop thing can he carried 'oo sar.
A Boston man, who had beei. toi1 aans
, he was about TO die, asked IN dovnor
for his bill, SAYING that he dit rot IKE
10 depart from has lifelong rnlo r@y
as You 80.
: YouNa Bride tpoutingl Here We
I have only bren married two days liar.
enee. and you're soolding me already
a Husband I know. my dear but lnp'
] think how long I've been waiting io'
The chancol
Mn. YOUNGER (mcoting Miss Winter.
: on the street, Why, how do you uol
. Miss Winters with . cold stare ~ hos
It have evidently made a mistake, sir
Il Mr. Younger j beg thousand par
b dons ! mistook yon for your moihor.
afr only knew what to give M
u unclc for his birthdafy He y 10 varl
Z saving that. no matter what you CIV
10 him. he viii always put i away an
II never use II. "Oh, that y casyi ~
re half a.dozen bottles with water cor
- and seal them nicely, and label AhoI
% sOld Rhine Wine, lTSO.
to wurrE Citizen SWELL: Jackson
'al what are YOU doing for q living now
Or, ColoYed Citizen "Aint dom no hin
W az ole woman takes in washin' Whfl
as. citizen: saint ,ou ashamed Of yon'
w w aelf To allow your wife to support yo
Nc bv washing ?" Colored Citizen: wei
81 boss. my ole woman am mighty igno
nto ant niggar, an doan know how 70
gly muffin else"
rARpY MiT
er- BRIGHT litiic innn sat beinohninE ne lnt.
ias f thc VII hnt u tarly md apnt.lne iog 'ase
III nm comes int view when ounuAfvg Inns Town
wv OH the IDEAS appoaite. biieh pnd yptltlq4.
lha. travel le N. !, M % fse
80 T I9 q now topic rendera tliein quite on
20 the brlrht littie man, with sefloue look
Ost neinafited 70 himself ~ he opened ile DOOM
net af)f fnereta that annoy q huinoriets hna1,
tch The snddeot y this T. might have pnHn sA'a'
lad FAREWELL. dearest she sighed
'en she lay against the lapel Of his doub
90, breasted coat; Aand George, you n
ing kiss me once on my forehead GRO y
,os 20 Thanks, Angelina" thoughtful
murmured the Young man, "but the L
,eo time / kissed a girl on the forehead
Of got a bang IN the mouth" A nome
Dor later lie lefs the house, looking a. Il
Ier. had been eating mafshmallowa.
Is A youxa man writes TO inquire II
il proper TO take hold Of "a young lad
arm IL promenading Certainly i
Nothing looks 80 nice as to see {
youth Walking with a little lady "
cones not UP 10 bis shoulders, withl
arm hooked in hers. lifting her half
her feet every time he steps. I
nearer you can reach the appearance
taking lady into custody like poll