The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-07-23
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= The sweet meats of life-visiting the
object of your affection.
= The mind is the most difficult thing
to bride; the tongue comes next.
- A Wisconsin woman Was recently
turned out Of Church because she anored
in her pew.
Queen Victoria has ordered the re-
moval of all check rains from her
horses.
= The July pension payments calls for
the disbursements of s12.0o0,0O0 by the
national treasury.
A man never wants anything SO bad
as when he. is told he will have to fight
for it to get it.
= When lightning tries to be funny it
is very liable to make even:the strongest
oaks split their sides.
= A man is never so sure that his
rights are being infringed upon as when
his wife gets sick.
- The facility with which q man for.
gives his own faults and condemns those
of others is surprising to superficial OBJ
servers.
The Delaware peach crop will be
very abundant this season. The estimate
is six million baskets. The Pennsylvania
crop is also very large.
= Borrower Well, I never borrow
trouble, anyhow. Lender: Oh, no you
always give that to the people you bor.
row other things from.
1t is doubtful that cheap coat does
make cheap man, but he's no man at
all who says the girls are not dear, no
matter what they wear.
= There are eighty-two national cem-
eteries in the United States, and they
have 327,179 graves, about one-half of
which are marked unknown"
= An old soldier in Medway, Mass,
had both legs paralyzed fifteen years ago
by fall. Recently another fall restored
the circulation, and he is now able to
walk again.
= According to Professor Foster, the
well-known weather expert, we are to
have the stormiest and coolest winter
known in many years. The thing to do
is to get ready for it in time. s.
= It is matter of record that 1850
dollars were coined in 1904, yet only
eight samples are known to exist, and
those that are in good condition are
valued at 81, 900 each.
At Gordon, Ga, during thunder
storm the other day, buzzard attempted
to soar above the clouds, when he vas
struck by lightning and fell dead to the
ground. The birds body was badly
burned.
Besides keeping dogs to watch over
camps, the German army is training
them to hunt for soldiers hidden in the
woods and fields, 80 that after battle
the wounded might all be found and
brought in.
"A Western law question involves the
possession of q set of false teeth. a wife
bit her husband severely through the
medium of these remedial agencies, and
he took them from her mouth. She new
sues for damages and a divorce.
The deepest measurements ever ta-
ken in the Atlantic we're made bythec
Challenger expedition eighty miles north
of the Virgin Islands, the depth at that
point being 2S,25o feet, or about four and
a half miles deep.
- If a gentleman takes a gold band
from his finger and places it on the third
finger of lady's hand while repeating q
marriage ceremony before three or more
witnesses, the laws of New York State
| make her his wife.
"A shrewd old lady cautioned her.
daughter against worrying her husband
too much, and concluded by saying: !@My
child, a man is like an egg. Keep him
in hot water a little while, he may boil
soft; but keep him there too long he
hardens."
-"M Madam, are you woman suffra:,
gist?" "No, sir; I haven't time to be-"
"Haven't timel Well, if you had the
privilege of voting, whom would you
support ?" "The same man I have sup;
ported for ten years." "And who is
that ?" "My husband"
The Rev. Sam Jones says: The
membership of Church is divided into
four separate and distinct classes. The
first will pray but won't pay; the second
will pay.but won't pray; the third won't
either pay or pray the fourth are the few
who both pay and pray.
- A colt was born on Mr.. Watson's
place, near Redwood (Ohio) which had
instead of two eyes but one, and it in the
center of the forehead. The mouth Was
cut across the face resembling a human
mouth, and but little indication of nos.
trils. Otherwise the animal was we'll.
shaped.
Lima, Ohio, boasts the possession of
the smallest baby in the State. 1t is the
child of John Voustein, and is FIVE weeks
old. It's weight is not quite two pounds
and its body is perfectly formed and can
easily be placed in common cigar box.
The babe is q bright and healthy boy,
and no increase in his growth has been
noticed since his birth.
He had been out very late, and, as
he rolled into bed, his wife began to give
him curtain lecture. He turned his
back, and, in the lull which followed,
managed to get word in. "Mary I"
"What?" "It's a mighty mean woman
who would talk behind mans back"
John scored point and slept peacefully
the rest of the night. n