St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-02
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

Patrick Q. McInspeetor, one of Chicago,s
finest. says that he is in momentary ex-
peetatlon of being recalled by his govern
ment. Mr.. McInspector has been on the Chi
cago force but three short weeks and il is
thought that such serious diplomatic COM
pllcations will materially affect the candi-
daey for mayor of Carter H. Harrison
$3.50
So far no one has limited that am to be
recalled.-Ignatius Donnelly taa.
Even war cloud may have silver lining.
The case of Baron Fava may be but another
one of misplaced called Back
The lighter the opera the heavier the So
prano
The day is near at hand when all persons
OF any enterprsing spirit will say with one
voice that there are 20 prospects whatever
Tor the one who does not advertise The ex-
pense 1t involves Will be put in with the
amount of needed capital.-T. II. Cahill
Rudyard Kipling viii return to India,
but not via the United States. In fact, from
a financial point of view. the United States is
good 1place for a gentleman of MI Kip
ling's indiscreetness to steer clear from. His
structures concerning the average stupidity
OF American readers have cut the sales of his
books in this country about 20 per cent Mr..
hlpIng could not have treated us more dis
cautiously had he been a full-iedged
station agent in town of 800 inhabitants
In Boston and New York Jerry Simpson
insisted upon stopping at S6-a-day hotels.
And yet this is the same man who is making
per month.
From Talmage, Neb, one OH Thompson,
auctioneer, plasterer. druggist, brickmason
and music teacher has mysteriously disap-
peared- Mr.. Thompson appears to have
been suffering under a heavy pressure or
public duties, and it is more than possible
that his mind has become unhinged But
this sudden wiping out of long line of prin-
cIpal Industries must prove a sad blow to
Talmage.
Chicago has not only captured a live
grippe germ, but the rascally little microbe
is said to have hair Oh its teeth. There has
been grave mistake in location if that mi
crobe does NOT board within a stones throw
of Frank LAWYERS Halstead street saloon.
II in this little international unpleasant
ness King Humbert is banking on his mus
tache we respectfully call his attention 10
Senator reffers whiskers
Up from the South the word is passed,
Up from the South that late ran red
With the blood of a dozen victims massed,
And counted out to be stricken dead
'sAll quiet at Nor leans
What of the spectral hands that wave
And beckon comrades over the sea.
What of the forms that leap the grave,
In weird and ghastly phantasy?-
''All quiet at Nor'leans.'
The guns are housed, the knives are clean;
Even the lamp post drops its fruit
HorrId fruit that is seldom seen,
Save III the midst of rapine loot
''All quiet at Nor leans.
The quiet man with the cold gray eye,
Who fired the mob with heated word,
Yet passed purchased jury by
TO wreak revenge on the common herd
He's quiet at Nor leans
But over the sea in sunny Cline
All is actien and all is strife;
Bribery. too, is esteemed a crime
And they are asking life for life
All quiet at Nor leans
Patterson Parkerson You're the man
Who passed purchased jury by
And thus indorSed the American plan
OF paying men for perjury
''All quiet ut Nor leans