The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-30
BRIGHT BITS.

wINKLE-Have you seen Miss Twitter In her
now tai or made gown? 1907
Nodd-No. Che was out walking when I
called. 80
winkle-Was any one at home?
Nodd-Yes. The tailor who made 1t was
there--Cloak ReUiew.
WHAT are you killing those harmless hies
for? called out the answers-to-queries man
II have no hostility to the flies themselves"
replied the poetry editor, crushing the life out
OF another hap ess insect, but their presence
over here lwhack is reflection on my depart
ment.-Chtcdgo Tribune,
BowMAN-How would you like to 60 sailing on
my yacht some day, Willie?
Wilhe-No. you don't; heard about that
yacht.
Bowman-what did you hear?
Willie--Sister out in il two hours In q
spanking breeze.-Nst0 YORK Herald
"You ADMIRE Miss sweete very much,
hear"
81 do"
Il suppose you will try to get to be better &C
quanted with her now"
mo. 1 probably shouldn't admire her IL
were better acquainted with her."-Neto York
Press.
THE sunlight falls on stuffed foot balls
And sanEuned 'levens fierce and CORY;
The long lig It shakes Ger frauds and fakes
And undergraduates howl for glory.
Kick. cullies, kick,
Send the big sphere flying;
Answer cripples.
Dying, dying, dying.
-Net0 York Herald
''IT's mighty lucky haven't got my bowie
knife with me, - growled The man with his hands
up ,,
your" said the facetious road agent, who was
relieving MIN OF his valuableS
No, reckon not" rejoined the other, but
1t was a present from friend. I'd hate like
the dicAens to have to part with 1t. Chicago
Tribune.
sAPPY-I say. Chaopy; I've watner got the
ideah that | nevah could be an actah. dontcher
know?
Chappy- WHAT'S the weason. deah boyi
Sappy Why, old fellah, dontcher see, there's
twice befoal you acht That would wuin me;
it 'scmoah than a feIlah can1do now to think
wunth, and | should just expiah If l had to
think twice, ba jove!-Boston Courier.
SHE reclned in the shade,
And my heart filed with pride
AS saw that my poems
We're close by her side.
Then glanced once again,
And almost could weep
My poems lay near her
But-she was asleep.
-Kdte Fields Washington.
TEND GAS LAMPs.-The gas furnished up in
Harlem is of very inferior quality, and conse-
quenty the streets are very poorly lighted, but
the lamps are allowed to burn until after day
! light A stranger who had been up all night
asked a erman policeman on Amsterdam ave-
| nue.: why do the gas lights burn all night in
! this town.
because dose cash lights vas schmall dot
| dey vas afraid to go out ven it vas dark "
| IeTds Strings
| Four HIGHLY estimable Brooklyn gentlemen
went over to New York. They wanted to OK
| at the club houses there new club house
was to be built on this side of the river, and
| there a good deal to be learned on the other
side. 1t is needless TO say that they were treat
| ed with much courtesy, and treated otherwise
| that is to say, they were asked to take a drink
What y i'll you haveF" inquired their enter
| tainer Il will take plain Lemonade" said
| one II will take an Apollinars lemonade, y
| said another. 81 thick will lake a settler lem
| onads. " answered the third. The face of the
host was study as he turned to the fourth.
! "A little PLAIN whisky for me, remarked the
| last man OF the group. well" observed the
/ New York club man, II was just beginning to
| wonder what earth you would run your club
| on."-Bro1 klyn Life.