St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-24
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

The New York World informs us that
senator Evarts spoke long and earnestly
the other day in behalf of the federal force
bill.' oh, no, it cannot be that Senator
Evarts spoke long, however earnestly he may
have voiced the sentiments that welt from
his burning soul. Evarts. you know, is given
TO crisp, terse, epigramatic sentences that
sparkle like crystal frost beads on the glisten-
ing bough. The World must have had some
other oratorical exponent in view when it
wrote 'long and earnestly.
1t matters little that hide-bound Republi-
can organs insist that Senator-eleet David B.
Hill has no strength 1t is not a prominent
requisite in United States senator. Look at
the wheezy, asthmatic. trembling crowd OF
superananuted cripples who are trying to
put through the force bill.
What with revolutions in Chilli Peru and
tie Argentine Republic, military dictator
ship in Brazil. Irish home rule under the
iron heel of English Torres, and the force
bill in operation in the Cuted States his
world will be PREPARED 20 dance merrily
along TO the demuition bow-wows without
extraneous assistance from Donneliy's ''C@-
sar's Column
Gen. Miles appears TO have ordered every
military organization away from Pine Ridge
with the single exception of Buffalo Bill.
Now is the time for Bill to form himself into
a hollow square.
An exchange says: Uncle Dick Oglesby's
friends announce his nomination for sena-
tor in Illinois as his positively last appear
ance' in politics. The exchange is mis-
taken; the people who are making such re-
marks are no friends of Uncle Dicks. Last
appearances Invariably strike terror to the
politicians soul.
The attention of the patient, pathetic
Prince of Wales is called to the fact that
Kalakaua is dead, and Kalakaua was every
inch king.
simultaneously with the election of Gov.
Hill to the United States senate all press no
tees of his excelleEcy suddenly cease in the
New York Sun, and the great editor of the
Assistant Republican suIks in his tent An
editorial will now be in order on 'How I
Was Given Wrong Tip and What Dis
gruntles Me"
The honors were paid to Kalakaua but the
real king of the Sandwich islands. Spreckels,
is still alive and vigorously saving wood.
Uncle Jerry Rusk complains that at times
it is quite lonely in Washington. True. the
rush line OF business activity is not conspic-
nous in Washington, but cheer up. Jerry.
Senator Villas, from your own state, will soon
be along to keep you company.
AS the promoter of the worlds fair.
Moses p. Handy owes certain duties to the
public. One of the most important is to in
form the people at an early day the maxi
mum price to be charged for the ordinary
ham sandwich of commerce.
Rudyard Kipling may not be aware of the
fact that he is being gently but forcibly
pushed from the pedestal of fame, but the
pushing process is going on all the me,and
Rudyard is on the slide.
Rider-Haggard FIRST went to Africa as secre-
tary to one of the governors. II he goes to
Nebraska as secretary to one of the governors
it would be well to take along a shot gun.
A synopsis of Senator Sanborns city
charter bill has been prepared by Corpora
ton Attorney Holman. A synopsis of Gov.
Merriam's How | Felt When Thought Tom
Wilson Was Elected would make mighty
interesting reading during these long winter
evenings.
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Senator sanborn might dramatic his city
charter bill and take it out on the road. A
suitable cast could be supplied from the Re-
publican members of the ST. Paul chamber of
commerce.
The silver Notwithstanding committee was.
supposed to have been selected to inquire,
into the workings of said alleged pool. i But.
they have flushed peculiar game. They have
discovered the mau who writes the speeches
for senatorial orators. His name is E. n.
Hill, and he eheerfully confesses that he is
zone of them id literary fellers." The
silver pool committee is like the man who
went hunting after bear and deer, and re-
turned with game sack full of mud hens