The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-18

front vita high and mighty air of govern
ing all things Then comes the marseilles
walstcoat, aud over this flannel jacket
with its front sloping away, while just in
'front.' VIII be laid one handkerchief, and the
rest concealed uD the arm OF the Jacket He
was asked by the happy couple whom he
Numbered, why he just pumped the
gentleman's clothes down on one
chair, and did this artistic study in
stlll life, with ny ladys belongings on
every other chair in the room. Blythe
by, the bed on which the nightgowns
rep2sed, had their arms about each other in
most loving manner. His explanation
was this: 80. | no likee the he-man, but
mucn likes the lady-inan" After this an-
nouncement he was promptly discharged,
and ever since, when the ''he-man" passes
his shop, lot of little papers, supposed 60
be devils, are sent out after him. But TO
return to TIE shirt. Its staying power In
the way of starch is difficult 20 get; they'll
starch shirt for a man till it looks like u
mirror, but just as soon as they recognize
that 1t is a woman's, they seem to make 1t
more water than starch. which is not de-
sirable IN a feminine shirt front any more
than it is in a mans.
WHERE woMAN's HEAD OFTEN RESTS.
I've always had sort Of an idea that the
man who sang Come, rest in this bosom"
PROBABLY wore u silk shirt, because who
could rest with any comfort on a stitfly
starched ones Serge or chevios skirt, the
little cutaway jacket, and tho jaunty shirt
or walstooat, are certainly smart, and al
though l am decidedly opposed to woman
with capital w seizing any Of the rights
that belong to a man, still, if any CT his
clothes are becoming, she might just as well
wear them. Nine times out of ten they are
not beautiful enough TO consider, and the
tentb time they Lecome beautiful because of
the woman they are ON.
why Bah DOESN'T WEAR SHIRTS.
The prestige of having the best Numbered
and best fitting shirt fronts in New y ork
belongs to Miss johnson Bennett, and
the general impression is that hers was
made by a seraph aud Numbered by an
angel. l may mention quite casually that
personally | do not wear shirt 'front.'
decOmpose too rapidly--of course, / mean
in Delsartean sense, which hints at an in-
cllnation to take an easy position. that no
sairt front. done by anybody'S starch, could
possibly stand. Shifts are, | think, a pros
test against decomposition; then, really, |
don't know much about he shirts, and
know never could get into a she shirt after
seeing il. My paternal parent is patient
my dog is one Of the sort that incltes you to
ambition, and my canary bird can beat
Patti all hollow, and will cheer mo on to
victory; but il that shirt ever got buttoned
properly, it would have to be taken off Of
me with pair of scissors, for | should
never consent to have to go through what
the undoing must be, when the doing is
such mertyrdom.
WOULD WOMAN STAIN HER SOUL?
The usual question in regard TO the emo-
tons has been arted again. Some girl,
who believes she knows more than she
ought. though, Fve tried to tell her that we
are an over-educated people, had for dis
cussiou the other day: "Wha would you do
If lie would save the man you loved when
he was in dire troubleP l don't exactly
know the meaning Of the word dire but
it always suggests lux 20 me; so that il the
mau | loved was fool enough TO fall into an
ink river and lie would land him out,
should unhesitatingly tell that lie. Tell it
without culver: tell it, and look at the
villain who had pushed him in, as II were
the suhlimated essence of truth, and
wouldn't tell a lie even for IA inR-soaked
husband. My opinion of thestate Ct affairs
was not popular.
DIFFERENT WAYS WOMEN HAVE.
One young woman wouldn't stain her
soul even for one whom she adored
| Another, young woman who wore eye
| glasses, and was n pronounced agnostic
| said thar while Of course no ono would wi /,
| TO tell that which was untrnthful, still
| some arrangement might be made by which
without telling an absolute untruth, tbs
man toward whom one folt wrong might
| be saved. This was lovely. but il brought
out from q woman who was sii ting in the
corner, n woman with front shirt and q
soft. felt hat, this leading remark; "What
| would you think OF a man who would not
| tell tarradiddle for your The hostess
| hurredly announced that luncheon was
ready, and We heard nothing more Of the
question of the day. These little seances are
very interesting-tney make you wonder
what women wero II de for, and after you
go away you feel bit ashamed that you
asked this question even OF Yourself.
DUTIES OF MEN AND WOMEN.
Women were made TO teach men what
courage love and duty means.
Men were made TO teach women what af-
lection, f2ithfulness and honor means
Women were made t. teach men exactly
how adorable they can be, and exactly how
the other thing they can be.
Men were made to teach women how de-
lightful are little courtesies, ind how the
unexpected kiss, or cares is appreciated.
Women were made to teach men the
proper ruler Of the house is the b by-and
men, when It's their own, bow down TO
this proud sovereign.
Men were made 10 teach women, oncs in
a while, 10 cay good word about another
woman, aud that's just what man is just
now whispering TO a woman you know as
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