Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-01-31

fancy and 4 know that fbay pever waahad-
But tbev were pict1resoue -rneSans exceed
inoiy. With long snnrs hooded st;rruns. sloncb
hats fur xeatber cloth aver their Knees and
pistol bntts inst easr 10 hand
ssIhe cowbov's coin' under before long " said
nv fr;sn5 ..Soo2 as az cou,try,s s.ttla.s ,n
he'll nave IN co Pm. hes mighty usefnl nor.
What would We do without the cowboy?'
AS how! SAID 1, and tne camp laughed
comes in winter to play poker at the military
nostz We inlay noker-a few. When he's Loaf
H. money We mile him drink and let him 90
Sometimes we get the wrong man
And he told me a tale of an innocent covboy
Who tnrned mn. cleaned ont. AT an army nosf
and PLAYED poker for thirty-six hours. But II
was the posi- that was cleaned ont when that
long-haired Caucasian removed himself. heavy
with everybody's paw and DECLINING the prof
fered liquor.
'.Noaw," said the historian. 81 don't NAV
with no cowboy unless he's a little bit drunk
nrst
LIZ ueRa.'eG sa.ne,ea IRON more tnan
hundred wards he felt absolutely secure behind
his revolver.
In England, l understand" quoth the lin
Der youth from the south, in England q man
aren't allowed to play with no firearms. He's
got to be taught all that when he enlists. /
didn't want much teaching how to shoot
straight, lore L served Uncle SAM. And That's
Just where II IS. But you was talking about
your Horse Guards now!
i explained briefly some peculiarities OF
equipment connected with our crackest crack
cavalry. i grleve to say the camp roared.
lake EN- over swampy ground. Let lem
run around a bit an work the starch ont Of EN-
an then. Almighty, II we wouldn't plug EN- at
ease Id eat their horses"
n suppose they engaged in the OPEN"
said l.
Engaged in hadesi Not if there was a tree
trunk within twenty miles. They couldn't en-
gage In the OPEN"
Gentlemen, the officers. have you ever BE-
riously considered the existence on earth, sub
sequent to the year 1854. of cavalry, who, by
preference, would fight in timber? The evil
dent sincerity Of the men made me think hard
as movea over 10 !ne hotei ana 1oiaeo a party
unearthed a Dit pool of burninsest water fringed
with jet black sand, all the gound near by being
pure white. But miracles pail when they ar
rive al tne rate OF twenty a oay-
A HENRY N MAIDEN.
There was a maiden-a very little maiden
who had inst stenned ont Of ono NJ Jamas-s
rora1s Sboornaa darob.sr, u.o,h.r..a..
N'n sIe1.s
equaNy denentIu Ialher; heaVy-eyea, SLOW.
EolceI ian Oh Hnance- me parents 'housht
that tnelr aauBh.er wanted enahee.
one n'eo In New hampshire. Accordingly,
she nae dragged them up 10 Alaska and TO the
losenile ssne{, ana was now returning lei
surely wa tne 1euo"stohe Just IN time Ior the
'al enc Oh .ne summer season az saratoga-
We haI : once U Twice before III the PARK
anI l nad peen amazed ana amused al ner crit
saw. From that yerv resolute little month I
received a lecture on American literature, the
nature and inTardness OF Washington society.
r;,b TncIo Rnmns Har "o on as tonhpaiea
tbinos that had notbinr wbaIeysr IN do With
Now an English maiden " ho had stumbled
on a dust-grimed. Gme-washed. sun-peeled. col
hrless wanderer come from and going to good
ness knows where, would. her mother melting
her and her father brandishing his umbrella,
have regarded him as a dissolute adventurer-a
person to be disregarde1.
.yrprc,S xrpsr-s rxc,,su xx.D
U 80 muse uensnlui people from new
hampshire. Ihey were good enough TO treat
HINT sounds almost incredible-as a human
being. possibly respectabIe. probably not in
immedi.,. ned % sron.;ar ass;st.rc. D..
.nn.aS -" n1 Iap"
mai5eI stro~a s,;antlv w = ~ go, 80 Fh hae
- "a a.. - - ~ ne
smiled hen;rnlv in tbs bacIayo,-J RnIamna
this with a story of a young English idiot / met
incoming about inside his high collar, attended
oy a Vaiet. ne eondescended TO tel me that
t6ess narts I'D s,o1Led -, $3.50 - = ON III
every minute for his social chastity. That man
was a barbarian q took occasion 10 tell him SOY,
for he comported himself after the manner of
the head hunters and hunted of Assem- who are
at perpetual feud one with another.
nopr,rr xrn
.T r. -.
N nin ~" ufo'e us son. promising
new wonders de pulled up after a few miles
at a clump of brushwood where an army was
drowning. I could hear the sick pasns and
,brmn. % .ho WV, ro;,a ID -.
hroIa tbrarah ,bs bs,ooI a. y 49, hai
sed and tbere we're onlv nooIs 81 ~ IiaoS
and white inns tbick a. tnrb;d boPsv Tbsx
sbo. M q nat 81 - go nU'. .Moy
choking in the esort Il was an nncsrrr .;aht'
tn ~ y ~ wnS an unc"nny sieht;
crystoIs Tbars ras aaarfaf n oshn;I;na 800
and then a road across a level narl bo9,v con,
tested nv the besvers Frerv ts- ,hey h,,;id
a lam and ,ood ,ba IovIv;rs t.nd. 80. -
mer that dam ia tom mn he The covsrr,nemt
an3 Co.. boIF = ,n;la 70, - In ovIo daaS
80 ~ m;1n.H PIow lie ueeP IN
i;t,Ie wa,sr w,ys brsnnh;pg nf r;abt peSsy az.
The roaS i. tbs main ~straamNirst TLs ,ha pnIan
IL ~ go ~ LA NY Doian
10 mnra 80 ron - ~ Wy, ~
hugav ;nto nsyt &C., az am 'A'e' WIN "s
0"ee' ~
LUNCHEON AT LARRY's.
Only Larry could have MANAGED that
scbool faast tsnt nm the Iora,r b;u,;a.
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Neeu "a 'na. ne was an irishnianf his
supplies were at their lowest ebb. A seven
foot giant from Arkansas on the back hovel an
nounced that the beer was following the beef,
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