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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
BRIGHT BITS.

SHE-Do you play tennis?
He-No; played Tenny That's enough for
me.-Ldfe.
SHE Well how do you feel this morning?
He-Thank you, like another man.
She--I congratulate youthful.
Cora (proudly)-My new lover, Mr. Jimpson,
has stage air, hasn't he's
Dora-Yes, papa says he used to drive one
-E5Jocb. N't "ss a-.z4ss{3
THIRSTY LADY-Is there any water aboard?
Captain Excursion boat)-Only bout four
feet, mum; but please don't tell anybody,-Net0
York Weekly.
ErHEI-They do say that Leighton Layter
wears stays.
Maud don't know about that; but his stays
wear me Puck.
FIRST PR1NTER-What are you setting up-a
city directory?
Second Printer Eope--summer resort letter
Neic York Weekly.
"WELL, Mr. Wabash, what do you think of the
Atlantic OCEAN,"
Its putty fine, sir, " but it amt Lake Michi
igan.'-1he Epoch.
Shakespeare"
NO" Miss Daisytuft replied. "but my mother
has ~ Washington Star.
He (serously)-Do you think your father
would object to my marrying you!
he would Brooklyn Life.
"FIRsT TIME ever heard you swear"
First time ever went up to the top Of six
teen-story building in an elevator with q cigar.
cite smoker. "-Chica0o Tribune.
I'll WAIT until you are at leisure" said
caller to the editor.
I'm afraid I'll be of no use to you when I'm
dead, replied the editor.-The Epoch.
STREET CAR CONDUCTOR TO driver)-I wonder
what that man is running for.
Driver docking back)-Mebbe the fool wants
ter git on. Glang Boston Journal
Why do birds fly?
Tommy Jones-'Cause they aln't such fools az
to walk when they don't hev ter.-J,sdoe
JUDGE Gentlemen of the jury your verdict
is not in accordance with the evidence.
Foreman-May it please the court the evi e
dence was not IN accordance with the facts
Puck.
TIE Greeks and the Romans, tho they were
Famed in the arts of war and peace
Scarce knew of butter. 'Tis ne'er met
In all the works of ancient Greece.
philadelphia Times
JACQUES doing the honors)-Now what do
you like, pineapple, or vanilla, or chocolate, or
what:
Mabel-Oh, like everything
Jacaues-Ah! then there is hope for me-
Boston Courier.
MAuD-O it was dreadful. Thsre was upin
this tree, and had TO stay up there for three
long hours till he awoke and went away. BE
was right at the bottom of the tree, you know
Amy-Why, whose dog was isf
Dog! Il was a man. boston NctcS
"Now, You never smell the odor of LIQUOR on
my BREATH" said the young clergyman, ex-
postulatlng with Staggers for his bibulo1s pro-
pensities.
No; what do you do 10, it?" asked Staggers
with deep interest.-Ihe Epoch.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Hight of Chiyalrv.

An exciting story of the rescue from drown
ing of q Japanese by an Englishman whose life
the Japanese himself had set out to save, is told
in japanese paper. the Kobe Shtmbltn.
The Engl!shman was q resident of Toxic. Be-
ing on his way to Yokohama and finding no
ferry-boat. owing to the swollen state of the
river, he determinedtt to swim across with his
clothing in a bundle tied on his head.
The daring attempt attracted a crowd of
sightseers, one OF whom, observing that the
stranger was apparently in difficulty. plunged
10 and swan to his rescue.
The japanese was good swimmer, but the
waters ran swiftly his strength gave ont, aud
he was carried down stream. Then arose a cry
from the spectators, for they saw that the Jap
anese was going Co sink.
By this time the Englishnan had almost
reached the opposite bank, but when he heard
the cries of the crowd he turned about, and
seeing the drowning Japanese, be again faced
| the current and coming Up with the drowning
man, caught him with enc arm and, swimming
with the olhsr hand, he brought him ashore,
amid tho cheers OF the crowd
Nov ohivalrUus was his actionr' exolaims
the Japanese journalist, in conclusion. "His
name We know not, but he has our highest ad-
xr1i- ffrr,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Charges According to Color.

Publlcans have rather a novel and thrifty
way Of drawing the color line in Chicago.
When two negroes recently went into a
second-rate restaurant in that great hog
metropolis aud ordered supper, they were
reluctantly seated in an obscure part of the
room and duly served. But when they
came to deal with the cashier his first bland
remark almost took their breath away. 1t
was an affable invitation to pay double
price.
Boisterous refusal on their part to CON-
ply only led to their arrest at the instance
of the urbane but resolute cash collector.
In response to their complaint to the
sitting magistrate that they were charged
more than is usual in that restaurant the
restaurateur calmly asserted that there
was nothing In the law which prevented
him from fixing his own charges or modi-
flying them at any time that he might have
reason to do so, and that the service of
negroes in his establishment was really
worth much more than he charged be-
cause it tended to injure his standing with
the white people by whom his business was
sustained. That appeared so reasonable to
the Justice that he fined the negroes IS
each for disorderly conduct and required
them to pay the charges, which was much
heavier on them than if they had paid in
the first place.
SO it appears that the focus of republican
conventions is no more given to hobnobing
with the negro than is New Orleans
Yet there is really no reason for the ne
gro to be imposed upon or rebuffed any
where IL he would refrain from tnrusting
himself in where he has every reason to
know that he is not welcome. White peo-
pie would be likewise rebuked or punished
for the same sort of offensive conduct
Were white man to persist in forcing
himself into an assemblage of negroes or
crowd into one Of their exclusive resorts
they would doubtless feel indignant enough
to unoeremoniously fire him out. Realizing
their own emotions in such a case should
bring them to understand the position OF
| the whites.
| Associations are based wholly upon the
matter Of taste and cannot be forced any
more than can friendship.
Taking all the pertaining conditions into
account the Chicago method OF conveying
instruction is probably the most practical
and effective yet introduced.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

According to the latest sdvices, the pack
of Oregon salmon on the Columbia river
has considerably exceeded recent estimates
of the seasons work. A summary of the
operations of the different canneries of the
season made total of 414,OOO cases. This
is what may be termed the first estimate.
Subsequently it was found that at least
49,, 500 cases were packed, and still later
some authorities placed the total at 4SO, 900
cases. Should history repeat itselfn in this
instance there will probably be enough
Columbia river salmon to go around. In
the event of Alaska being short, as claimed
by some guessers, the full pack OF the
Columbia river may turn out to be an ad-
vantage rather than cause for alarm. But
advance news from Alaska has been found
misleading in the past, and it is not certain
that accounts received thus far this season
can be confidently relied upon. Aside from
the picnickers and deep sea sailormen, how
ever, this product would be no great loss to
the public if it was total failure.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Well Remember Her Ways.

jules Reymonde in Saturday Summary
now recall hundred ways of hers
When she was angry, glad, or shy. or loving;
How she would pat her little foot, perverse;
Or throw her arms about my neck thus prov
ing
The life that lay beneath her fluttering breast
How her dark fringed lids would slowly rise
And give me only glimpses OF her eyes
In whose clear depths dear Love, but to me con-
fest,
Hid. And a hundred other woman's ways
Come back to me as 1 sit here aud gaze
Into the summer glow whose gentle heat
Feels on my cheek like her warm lips, so sweet.
When near my own felt her throbbing heart
And never dreamed that we could ever part.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

Senator Sherman continues to chant that
the Republican party is scuffling "for hon
esE money" That has finally come to be
pretty generally understood. Represents
tives of the Republican party in the last
congress got all of the "honest money" out
of the treasury, and now they are looking
for a handy scheme by which they can get
a good grab at the "honest money" of the
more prosperous business interests of the
country They ara always after 'honest
money" wherever they can see corner of
it projecting from some unusually thrifty
citizen's pocket.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

Enemies Of a Colorado Episcopal pastor at
Breckiaridge actually placed dynamite in
the church bell, and by that means de-
stroyed the bell and tower and endangered
the lives of more than 100 people Sa-
loonists are suspected Of the cowardly crime
because the rector had opposed the granting
of licenses to them. Whatever may have
been the purpose or provocation, no such
fiendish act can be justified on any ground.
1t only Injuries those who resort to measures
SO dastardly. 1t fully justifie, the rector's
opinion that the saloons were in charge Of a
dangerous element and were therefore a
menace to the good order and best interests
of the town.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

In recent circular Prof. E. Stone Wig
gins announces that "the theory announced
in 1887 that telegraph wiresI prevent the
formation of electric clouds and destroy
those already formed, and therefore cause
drought, has been variously commented on
by the press of America and Europe,
When there is no electricity in the atmos-
phere it has no power to contain moisture
or clouds The telegraph wires prevent this
accumulation of electricity and cause
droughts and floods" Any man who can
afford to wear such name as Estone
Virgins without violating any of the laws
of the land ought 20 be believed real hare
when he MARBLES weather.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

According to q recent interview Senator
Dan VOORHEES, says that Gov. Gray will GER
tainly be presented by the Indiana delega-
ton as the Hoosier candidate for the presi-
Dental nomination. Presenting him is all
right. But if they must present somebody
what's the matter with Voorheesl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mr.. j. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
e TIE MORNING NEws, Office % Park Row.
New York. All advertising business outs'ue Vi
the states of Georgia, Florida and South caro-
tina vii be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
NDEX TO NgW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NorIcEs-The Faust Beer. George
Meyer.
AUCTION SALE-Parlor and Bedroom Furnl-
ture, etc, by c. H. Dorsett.
Coon MoRNISs-B. H Levy & Bro.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES Ocean Steamship
Company; General Transatlantic Company
CHEAP CoLUxN ADvsRTIsRMESrs-Help Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
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Rather a Pertinent Remark.
From the Cincimnati Enquirer (Deml.

Chicago is Dragging that she is going to have,
at her fair, a perfect reproduction of Venice,
with real gondolas and gondoliers, Go tot If
two genteel Japanese. with their jinrikshas,
were driven away, under the contract labor law,
how are you going TO import any Italian gon-
dolas and gondoliers?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Ben is "Agin it." Too.
From the Bartfo,d Time, dam.

FTom me HdrJofd Times (Denl.l.
The New York Tribune assumes that Presi.
dent Harrison would veto bill providing for
an unlimited coinage of silver, and that his late
utterances in favor of equal dollars. whether of
paper or CON- mean such veto, should free
COINAGE sLlyer blll be presented 70 him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
PORTLAND CEMENT
All Builders Supplies.

DIVER SAND. Portland Cement. RosendaI
IL Cement, Rockland Lime. Georgia Lime, all
styles Brick C&lcined Plaster, Nassau FIbre,
Roofing Paint, Roofing Paper
Orders filled promptly in carload lots and less
a lowest prices. GEORGE SSHLEY,
Telepbone No. 40. Broker, Ii6 Bryan st.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Make Your Figures Big and Round.
From the PbiIr6elrbir Times (TndN

As Harrison is just IS years old, those able
mathematicians who are now up TO their necks
in big figures estimating the workman's aver
age rise in wages through the Mckinley bill
might turn in and try TO calculate his age when
he enters on his second term.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
Vans l. N,pned In tne Rud.

Some of the California papers are very
much opposed to the scheme of the Rev.
r. C. o. Benjamin, wealthy coiored
man of San Francisco, to colonize bIacks
from the gulf states in California, ana tney
declare they want it ''nipped IN the Duu.
According to their view of it they have mad
trouble enough with the Chinese ana uoil
want any more race issues
1t seems that the Southern Pacihc rail-
road is anxious that Benjamins scheme
shall succeed, because it wants Its unoccu-
/ pied lands in California settled. The most
OF these lands are comparatively worthless
without irrigation, and it can afford TO sell
them for little or nothing. Indeed, 1t Is
| probable that it would give them away to a
good class of settlers and would contribute
something toward getting water for irriga-
ton purposes
Perhaps Washington, d. c., would help
along the Benjamin scheme. 1t has much
larger population Of blacks than it wants,
and it IS certain that it would like to get rid
Of some of them. Lawlessness Is increasing
there at a rapid rate, and the blacks are re-
sponsible for most of it. One Washington
writer says: 1.-The great mass of the crime
committed here is by the younger genera.
ton Of the colored people, those who have
grown up since the war aud since they have
became free. One would naturally suppose
that it would be the reverse, that the old
and the ignorant those brought up in
slavery, would be the principal offenders:
but such is not the case 1t is seldom that
the older ones are arrested, and when they
are it is generally for some petty ofense,
seldom for violent crimes.n
In all parts Of the south wo-thirds Of the
crimes are committed by the blacks. II it
was not for them the cost of enforcing the
laws would not be more than a third of
what it is. The blacks are principals in
nearly all the cases brought to the attention
ofgrand juries.
Under the circumstances it is not TO be
wondered at that the Benjamin scheme
does not meet with favor in California. The
leading people there would rather that the
unoccupied lands should remain vacant
than that they should be occupied by a
class of people that cannot be assimilated
ana will be certain to be q source of trouble.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24
CURRENT COMMENT.
They Want Him to Talk.

fTOM Tie BdttImoTe HeFdIu lRep.).
Mr.. Blaine continues in the role of the great
republican sphynx. He still refuses to say
whether he will run for the presidency or not.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

Considering the fierce anger of those New
Hampshire farmers who went out to aunihi>
late murderer Almy with shot guns, hay
forks and Winchesters he appears 10
be receiving pretty good treatment
at a hosiery he could not afford
to live in il he had not com
mitted a crime aud been taken up and sup
ported by the public. There is also an els
ment of the ludicrous in the way thos,
sturdy and desperately raging New Eng.
land farmers compromised their implacable
desire to dip their hard fists in his blood by
demanding a sight of him after his pistols hat
been taken away and then going off satisfied.
They were apparently far more eager to see
him without his pistols than with them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

Illinois postoffice officials, especially at
Dwight. do not consider the Kelley cure for
drunkenness. made famous by the publicity
givenit by Editor Medill. an unmixed bless
ing. They claim that the bichlorIde of
gold not only removes the taste for liquor,
but during the period of active treatment
paralyzes the memory. Patients, they say,
forget the names of their friends, their own
names, and the names Of places. Dwight
postofice is persistently annoyed by guam
titles of letters whose envelopes bear the
card of the Kelley institute. but are not adj
dressed to anybody. Sometimes the letters
are superscribed 'John Smith, Illinois," or
simply John JONES'" Frequently it has
been ascertained that a patient had ad-
dressed letter to himself, imagining that
he was using the name Of a friend. These
letters go to the general delivery and are
then thrown back upon the Dwight post
office, and they continue to be q source of
much discomfort. 50 the postoffice people
are disposed to regard the conduct of the
patients as just as bad as if they were on
the same old drunk"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-08-24

For monumental ''gall' Mr.. "Shoebox'
Miller is quite equal to his friend the
"Count" Michiewitz. Because he thinks ne
can prove that he did not actually torture
a decrepid old couple to death, he seems TO
think that his long criminal career should
count for nothing with Miss Mosby and her
family They should allow him to bring in
his criminal associates to prove anything
he wishes, and then believe in the integrity
of his present intentions based upon his past
INSCRIPTIONS conduct. Should Col. John
s. Mosby allow his daughter to wed that
retired thief she will never know what the
man really is until he once gets the poor
girl in his unprincipled clu.che& If Miss
Mosby ever becomes Mrs "Shoebox" Miller
there will probably come a time when she
will bitterly rue it. At ali events she could
never forget the notoriety thus acquired
There are plenty of malicious people in this
world to keep her constantly reminded of it
until the calling consciousness Of 1t might
grow nauSeating.
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-15
RANGE REORGANIZATION.
The Cattle Raisers of New Mexico
Get Together on Busi-
ness Basis.
Cooperative Efforts Toward Advancing
the Welfare Of a Great Industry
The Bylaws.

There are 300, 900 head OF horned cattle
in New Mexico, the value Of which is not
far from $25, ,0Oe, 900 and the repre- sentative
men Of this great industry yesterday
afternoon completed their organization
which is to be Of such very general good
tn all stock interests. Ia union there is
strength, and acting upon this principle
The cattle raisers have been at work
here since Monday last. The objects
and aims Of this ASSOCIATION are best set
forth In its articles Of association and by
laws which tho NEW MEXICAN herewith
publishes in full, at the request Of the as.
socistion, whose members realize and ap.
preciate the extensive circulation this
journal enjoys among the stock growers
Of the southwest.
PREAMBLE.
Article l.. This association shall be
known as "The Cattle Growers Associa-
ton Of New Mexico"
Art. 2. The objects of this association
Is to advance and protect the interests of
cattle growers in the territory of New
Mexico, to recommend and urge the pas
sage Of any good and Just law OF endeavor
to prevent the repeal Of any such law
affecting the interests of cattle growers
and to aid in the enforcement of all law &
for the protection of the cattle interests oi
the territory.
Art. 3. This association shall consist
Of all individuals, firms and corporations
legitimatey engaged In the raising oil
cattle within the territory that may join
the same.
Section l. The officers OF this associa.
ton shall consist of q president, a secre.
tary, who shall act as treasurer, and an
executive board of one member from
each Judicial district Of the territory, and
the members of the sanitary board o.
New Mexico, provided that the Judicial
districts wherein any member OF the sani
tary bosrd may live shall not be entitled
to any other member upon the executive
board.
Sec. 2. Any three members of the
committee shall constitute q quorum fol
the transaction of business.
Sec. 3. The members of the associa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-01-15
CONDENSED NEW s.

Stanford has been reelected U. s.
Senator from California.
The Illinois legislature has declared foi
free coinage Of silver.
H. Rider Haggard is in New York en-.
route to Old Mexico.
Emma Abbot left a liberal share OF he,
fortune to the protestant and catholi,
churches and charity societies.
There is reason to believe that the re.
publcans will try to force an extra session
Of congress. They think the big demo
cratic majority in the house will likely dc
some foolish things. and they are willing
to see an extra session brought about.