The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-03-19
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-.asrpe msn siil loose vsissbls tine ssy
as,tssss sbosi religion, vho ere siss,s
700 hssy 10 10 10 prayer m~tsns
- sss . msn tsiis bic scgssieisrets
tai ~ . .oafy be ever eOi msfrssa, ~ |"
s.t, ie sss cue isli Ls vile 10 sofry. Voc.
A Ne. Yoit spcs,ope,r sdvsf,ises
For rslsi A large qssS,liy 81 oii psse'inss
hy seze a the mosi sneieni masters o. ibe
dsr.
How Old IL yonr boyf He 10 olc
enough 20. 20, 10 be old enough 10 snov
lis, b. doni kGo~ some things thai bell
hoo. -bes bee . little older
: Johusy What 10 81 eso,is'.ps Pa
ps-ii ss psrson. ny con, sho tells you
shout himself those shipss Which yon ssp,
10 tell bim shout yourself.
-Ah. good morning said the early bird
10 sLe worm. Locking for iobf That's
What Anything can do for youf fss.
yon II about ili The bill. think.
~Ha.hsDd - Sir hundred dollars Tor
iAs, saclf Dealer But, sif, rs per
fact tlln. HDsbspd "A perfect shin! Yes;
IknOs IL H. Come on. Cisn.
Watts Wonder Why they always call
= locomotive sbsf Potts Maybe u 10 On
scceuni Of the horrible noise u makes
T.. 49,. "a ~bt.tIa
Boy Bay, mister, please give me NV
cent? wofih Of castor oil and give me very
short measure. TOO. Druggist -- Short
Inessur,f wLyi Boy Cos I've got TO
take il myself.
"A little siri vas trying 70 tell be-
mother how beautifully certain lady
could ,rill 10 singing. and said. Oh. ma
nal you ought TO bear Der gsrRls. She
does /, so sweetly,
Aud you are really engaged 10 youpg
Charlie Qeibblei Why be is nothing but
q poo, lawyer. Well. he Won't be long. II
he pleais ever, ,ui, ~ successfully - be
has bis oSn
What did tb,y DO With Joseph's cost
Of msuy coiofs7 asked the Sunday school
teacher. Cut 1t down aud made It over
for Be- j,mip. hsz,rded q pensive little
boy q, the md Of the seat
-Clerlcus Why don't you lay mp your
lay up your treasures where thieves do not
break through nor stesl' Cynicns
some 81 The people get there who expect
10 ia rather keep mine IN my stocking.
500 Butcher Come, John. be lively now
break the bone Ia Mr.. Willismsons chops,
and On, Mr.. Smiths ribs 10 the basket for
him. John (briskiy) An right. sir. just
~ scoa az I've saved Of Mr.. Murpbys
leg.
- Wiie--Didn't you post ,hs, letter
gave your Husband Certainly. Wife
/ wish ,ou hadn't. There is something !
wish 10 add 10 u Hnibsod (produciDg |
letter. wh, JijDt YOU ssy so beforef
Heie II Il.
-T.ndfrioot 10 new Kansas town. -
Where is the post,ofiice? Resident Oytr
there Where? Dye see that man ssw
ing Woodf He's the post master. Yes,
but don, see the post ,lice. OF course
you dat, las in his hat.
80 Maiden suni Ito tall Young nepheW)-
As stood by you 10 church. Percy,
couid no, help brieg struck by your size.
Percy v,rs sorry, annt. but there was
such al svtuily pretty girl tho other side
the aisle couldn't help signing.
Que Of the sut,cips,ions Of wealth We
We may look forward to Is. We are inform.
eli, that a cod,h,h will lay three million
eggs IN y,sr. aud that fellow down east
B ~ been perimeniing Tor three yesrs 10
Ell q cross between cod fish aud hen.
II don't sant any castor oil, said sick
little Boston boy, reiuisnily. Why, Hor
tcs ,aposiu'aled lis mother. don't you
nov ,bat es.ior oil il made from besnsf
Aud lie ft,ile boy. ~hn.n faith in his
lao,her VAS perfect. took the dose and
ie.hl, ssksl ior more.
X lisions Miir (sto objects 10 her
n.b,pd sssppisg bor-~) - Nos you
ave soi that oh bor'e that can't eat
rlou h ii u hay. ~hst would you tell
n,sb b. sfs'd YOU. poiui blaut. II that
horse eau at bay? He--l sb, uld say he
,an ea bay lla ss veil as can.
~ 80 8 d.si ~ interest attaches TO the
uns being made 10y some emi,
lrBt sufsras 81 a cuapir 81 dumb animAls
@ tes, lha feasibility u transferring brains
foa cue to sa",hsr II It succeeds, and
,an he .ppli,d to the human race, IL viii
VI long i-it sADt
IL farm ! ,urDsi saii. There - goirg
% br more money Ia ponl,sy than hereto,
ore. TIE nI day farmers vile found
nickel IA q chicksgs crop. aud told Ter
lusbsuj 'hai I, VS. ibr fret time ale ever
as sultLias f,lisble Ia al agricultural
lsper pnbis..cd 10 biz city. Is
First Wife ADJ you have been mar.
led issn'y yesitl Rally. you must eI,
use fss ~ sssias tu, does your husband
iiil li-A ycu .,rfy DAP Second Vile
pfuu l' i,s slwsys Ny Tom /, one
4 ,be aust CONSIDERATIONS men | ever
new
- NJ site bas saving disposition. ssid
i.cks Wien we got our upright piano
lac inside rcd plusb eover for II. 90 that
he rosssood ~ouldn't gel scratched
bet she covered that 9Th cor, 81 linen
sster sffaOgtmeni no ~ 10 save The plush.
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