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The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
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sEsT ''a.g'is i'fs..-i -
We isrl ggrt viyt Lila, aay, tho
i.1tipr IFutl, - i.sy, 'i.r Irw travel
ius IgaHs gai . ui, srFy Elrr c1mPIrl'
tiua iH T.=F rsrF AMI lliytF hrail,
1851. .Eeti iitllr H1-t 90 uaish, llu.,!
vlsh Igft.n ..!iE, The ht rr,yiHs at.s'
Lc;usr, iilil s!I HLn wpuil izs0 tfH
rlsl busar uitl a.g iu hrgc4Fr.4-s, at.,l
aa.rI i.Hfa hIl
''laH fas.. tspE," .lc rail- - ue
WArs a. HT.i ---at - iAr '.a.i .l-
muHg ..fs tHr ron 60 lsyr JIv sr'IHHl
EiaIr D.f, 'uIt aigays t4y ~ rur iJs
e r-rrn lt.si raliy t'E T. aris i.tr 9
rb4rl, N4ia'. Fls tsa4a ;a-f iI1g d.
or i'ilt I've bad e Dos 20! lrllair in isy-
iH= ua nvyar r=y un!rs s.s alH.ha Ia
hzsi rg5.s % 1u4Es-
Nllu ttr tluliiniiy dr. 5, no,
dist rsHr D. Ar aids
''nI Fa1 Hl De o. pay Row. a-lsgirF
"N,s, aHi i.iill, ''hreauer lAr saaE
Gis f1 utii. Md rFiH ubcr. Nm".
ns.h. ihs' always pay - oacu Ia aach
rss-s"
'Ja:' lli r=iamr. II wish cyrFy
holy use liEr sou. can't get any u
ny b,ssuR,s taii. i.sii7s d. pp,
Fyaiis what UlF position Ia Nstl.
frsarl 10 raly muHry. w1 have
O. fay orr u1Fs Eisit every urrs
h1l ~ .ttig F.'.rirs - our fti"rA I
r.vn uF rr.u!eF' E.ii year sul ray
Zoe les l1.ul sol III slaF. ani hcs uisr.
Tho Gfaa fnil a4.gB $50 ~; uHF ~.
rerslts inAi si-is -ai costly CmtFo.i.
rsie u5is give ne . alualh' credit. III"
izuli1fI rsI. O. bis a. a. - D. rlHcIusis
~ raii IlIa Eiraua rluaisai low
uisaarl 20 money sn! lAcru j. handy
any ruu.iFH .n."
Tcar. a "a ihr papr Uonan'a eyrs,
Eal ahr ieu-',i Iair. ia;s'.rl aHl wuFl
out
''t:1' g'Ig .lH'g TsI Iun 'arsr Egrirng'
asked i.'.i1. iI i.r sharp. ahFurs uay.
"ii ilti. usiaslr. they Uulli newer
come g. nir assiH. Jhry dp not iik"
being ksi g. Tay."
Sh1 iruEri tp n.iarr.iir OH she sail
this uisttf.it gplir s9Fy iuf bor. .ni
asked Il 4hr vss EpirG uu' ~ town -
have uirp Tasi after thU iagi;liug sea.
ION.
Il can not. mad inr.'' she said. "un.
Irss rr.r % my laiic. tAy mr. tEayv
arvrg bad % husy sraspn. ard have
urtcr '.riHsr maiu up such a numbyr II
expensive dres-ss. This ia why am -
,ery hsri ur."
"Aul q hen UGli yoa -; raidg- asked
LIlla,
"somc viii ray 10 ak months. o;lcra
In a fras. hut many Of NY customers
never tfiaa ~ ray.nr sa iarlru; until
b. haa ie,l ua,n4. t., years a. least"
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
,.o..u,p,,.n cured.

ku Old piys retired irnm rric
iic-. hasiug iiad placed ~ hts iIA'.is hN
80 East liiin InissiuurEt tie formula
Il vegetable remedy fnr 'lic r'-'lt
ini permanent cure oI consumption
bronchitis. c,i6rrh. asthma guI MI
ihpIt ani lung affections. alsn u psi.
iiNv ani radical crt. for nervous dchil
rs and all nervous complaints. after
having tested i,s wonder ~ curative
powers H. iiuiisHuis II cHscs. Ina felt ii
i,is tJiy ~ make II known in his suffer
ing fellow. iciUiipd Is this muiiy.
and desire tn relieve human suiirr.
ins. will send fr,', of clATa". ip aii
WLr dtaigr II. this rrciIr. tn ssTmnD,
IN uch ui English. with full directions
;uI preparing nui using. Sent hy mai
iy aidirs .iua wliii stamp. nnmiu. this
pirrr ". \. NuNEs. s.D Powers
,i!nck. Rochester. y. !.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
ons,riaIrra .n,s, .,=i,L

An aai'aut Jirsgip. ~ tho Mol
bourne tAuatralial Geological Carl "a
thu. cribc1 tho uurcs rrsuli or a TO.
cont difference ~ 1pini1n betUrcB tao
ii-cr.aasEc1 claHBui ul'rs hiB gbartc:
"onC u tAu auasUs was largo. ,hr rihrr
small Sut long. a..p hutJ h.prourd TO
iaEicu on thu lsric iIUgHr. one at each
rnd. Neither would give way. auj tho
lzr-or snake not only Ewailsuyi t,iy
mouse. but also jhr smaller Gnatr. In
alpu; ton minutes nothing was econ ct
thu fmallarss a'u hut about $3.50 irrhrs uf
lis tail. aas chat L'i.-sHuG4rlJ nos. dave"
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
GAVE HIN Il BUTTON.
u.w n Est.i Itch. 1, concerted Yankee
tHaar,n Man.

JnauF,n Nan.
Tho riri who waited at Our ,ahlr in
the iii,lr hotel hal tir brown ryr4. n
spit ynisr. and enough rural mulnsiy 10
rt out nity oiiy hpdsUmaiis. says tho
ritisJEfEA uiTsiah. Il was suslcln.
pleasure 80 AK fnr Hunvthing you Jiin't
want iHst - q - her blush and hear h1r
say: "I'm afraid We haven; any. SIR
I!ut smart insurance man. orc Of
those keen Connecticut Yankees who go
West TO take advantage of the country
before 10 grows up. was inrlincd TO
tease our rustic IiCb". lie gave minute
directions to her about the iTy IN. uf his
stcaE-thc civilization Of the place had
not reached thc brailinr roint-ani sent
back some boiled eggs because they
wcrc not done enough.
"WiiI you have some pcr,a;crs. slr2''
the Waitress asked. as she was taking
away the eggs
"Ycs. Mary. | want some p1'1,ocs"-
nobody else bad called her Mary. and II
was not her uamr-'youd better cook
some for mc. and ri laNu them later
on. Iou must boil them with their
Jackets on-now be- careful about that
and put pinch Of sails In the water,
and~-hc paused. and Mary, who had
boon gazing at him steadily with a
hciFhtcning color. .ald! "rurlaicrs with
their Jackets on. sir?''
"Ncs, Mary"
.'With or without. sir?''
without vhat?' qucriei the Yankee.
little confused.
"llut;unaI' said tho girl. and amid the
laughter of oil but her disconnected tor
mentor she made her escape.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
NiEEllER HERALD.
ucsker, Colorado.
pRESS.MAKING PAYS.
Fortunes Await Women who Can Cat
aud fit Properly.

aud fit Properly.
Kate Reilly, well-known New York
drcss-makor, tells reporter of tho
World: "Tho woman who knows how
10 llta dress properly can dictate her
own terms, keep carriage, wear
purple and llno linen and rccroato
three months of the year" luXurics, by
tho way, In which this skillful artist l.,
ablo 10 indulge.
Mine. Mary Ann Connolly has mado
dresses for al! the wealthy women In
Now York, aud to-day she owns a yalu-
ahlo corner ON liith avenue and three
Of the handbomcst cottages in Long
lirlnch cottages TO which tho Pullman,
chlldS and Drcxel estates are not tp bc
argument and proof that
drcss-mgking is u good paying business
tho pOssibilitius Of which are not APP
prcciatcd by the Intelligent women Of
New York who have thu!r way to mako
Ia tho world.
Now for some figures. ANY woman
who can cut and III q drcss-waiat not
hotch II, but IN il To the iiRurc-can cOrl-
nanl C. salary OF $1,000 Ia any Largo c.ty
IN the Union. More than that, she can
30 gG pert a. she likes, havo all the Priv
ilcgci she wants, s,old tho help, boss
the customer, and pad her back, shoul-
dor5 aud chest wish halr cloth and cot
ton batting.
Tho f1TpNamsn who l. gbln = takc
charge Of an establishment, and origin
Gte dcsiss can got 1900 position any
day In tho week, with . trans-ailantir
voyage and all expense paid for = Paris
visit to sec tho styles.
4 girl who can take walls, after II IL
Gitcd anil trim Il gets thirty dollar a
week, and woril1 from eight tlli sis,
with aH hour for lunch.
Shirt-cuttors, who never sow a stitch,
Aro paid from 90 80 SIS, which isa much
boltnr salary than the average TEACHER
In the public or private srhD,lH gets aHi
not amy thing like "a, hand On tho nDry-
Gus system. Draper, earn from sis 90
10 week, waist tinishcr, from so ~
SIS, skiFi-maEor from IS 20 so, and
hlccyc hands aFr In iomaHI 90 sl. which
il better salary than thuus=Hd, 20:
iyrcEritcri In downtown ol!ccs arr got
Iius
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
su,.,s NJ and sf,.wj-r.

A Chicago doctor. who las been study
iur the quC Ton closely. /. rcsppn1lhlc
FOR ;his aiairmcn,: smoking and chow
iiE. or either. IA injurious a. you have
heard ali ypuF life. II ialulfud il ie1
auch. But ;4crl arc some who cau
.rnusc AMI chew moru than others
Sow. u q mlu am1i1 or chew uiihHu.
xpcctsra;ing mako buli TO say tha'
ich a onr csn iuistHc either halls. ~
9th. 20 his hcart's content. ani h. viii
live as long as IL he had mover donc
,ithcr."
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
An,ii,n, I.-nrl,m,n

Tho mayor u Frouch town had. in
accordance with The recent regulations.
20 mako out passport for rich and
highly respectable lsly OF bis acquaini-
aimee. who, iu q ito % q Hlie't airurc-
mont. was quite vain of hrr personal sg-
Traranro. ills native UrlitsIyss
prompted him To rlaa. over the drleyt
and. after a moments reflection, lr
wso'' among the Items u personal do.
ssria.ilH; Ey- llsL. irauull', t.nl q,
os.r. l44ru. iui ono % .U,m uIi ing.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
ln.1nri,r nI.itrrfN

,tisi aui nuF'hrru Hlaii irs,s' ,iaii, NJ +. Q. ft
suttrs .'s.iy ~ nrs.t.
Grpui rsrr frsii i"asrs 'ililt ~ ;i 81. ~. A.
rltrs ,tsiir aig gair. m.
i.suzrit su.i White iutrr uEii i'asr' N'"sri
,t,fy s"tsisT Hui ThurstsY 10 s., iH
Arrives -,,Ty wrancs,i.Y -ni raiEriiy s'
srsrs
l"usy "r'"T AMI trzisiry department. ugsr
ialst y. m. To-, =. ~.
I's-,,sIs,- .t-ri' -H s'in llys fruia Ai' TO a. m.
nnt fr,lfg 'ur =. O..
Cu,utr. :. ATTN. r.,aJmas;cs.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
tn-l.1 -, ..-.-er.

ApHerr -ssH u isua~y rrultir- fr1-i
tho iliaars LaHifit grrss;HI I.Hu Na.
psllo. H.. "rHsir J.uuy" i'raeiari,
an Oh 4Ii fTH-c. u rIiieea. rlllraiy
became Turrl and Jc,rluprt an
abnormal catisT flF thn pcul. wbiah
br ir,epf4 ysr.sisuaIv and ,ti.h tho
aawe ru.io wish which most e-rlr cat
fruit anil other tuoihslmc articles Of
c1Hsumpiiou. H. eats it cpn.,aaiiv.
aEj rois away .i;h about rDg1i .
riuv yycry day. H. Is showing thr 70.
fyeis of tbr poison 60 o rarl. % q srrr.
anil 30 u ii9a 'i, tr drug viii u.il.
iBatsIy gaua1 NJ. lua 10.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
STATE noAnn or CATTLE INSPECTION
,BMNiISsiDNEn-
couNTY OPTICIANS.

Commissioner, = ,. i~rakcr, Arthur
u. Crinhi.v sfii lUhu :. Sihloea.
Clerk ald ileeuglrr. l., II, Naitriisr
Judge, " =. trr"Ii iF'n'
,h,-ir, c, J. shriclar r
Treasurer. H. D. ilry
A-sas.1r. James Iiay,r
yuf,syDr, l.. y. FuwioF
ltI,tiuton,i,li Il sshuois. G. " roTsuHn
Car.urT. Harry Nihi'rk
wairr Commissioner. District u ". ~. clark
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
ri,ErIycT OFFICERS.

Mrn,rH PHErtS'T-raai ov"fsc~f. 90 DIE
iTir, NJ. l. ~. rr'-int; ri.tri", Ne. T. Arihui
su,h; nisirrt No, q, J. ". iii"s.iS'Tih.
ju.iifos II ID. resuc-AHhuT uuri.ham m
". :. iauFi".
cun.,ables-n =. clark rni ~ wi!ucr.
Cn,L Currl. .-Ig-iirr-i- :, Hloamnrii.
cunsIabl--w. \. k",lrr,
llf,,I UtrIr-rf- 'sfp Martin.
rt,f-,srr-Iuigsa. p. g, EIns.
C.us'shil-N. l,nft.
iir'i u'rFs-'r-p. y. ntH'i-y.
wrggE iitvrn -insii .,-i"ng Juih.
Canaau. 80, J. nriIE,
Eo-a",srFyr-I- q ~Iiiifaur.
f,s.srg -igsf5rs- -. -, Iliinn.
I.asfHft .-luau usUfl.
ta1t ufUlrsrr= s. e., Tafis.
rrrFa wuisu-iu.iiro-I. cu"n.
,"nsiai'ir-T,fu tuuHFy.
Ret ut.tssrF=u steel
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
AN amusiNs wsoaiao.
\ ~. i"a. M,s NJ" va. Married "a.
asT tds.f.s ,trsusntsaS.a-


.i.T tJs.f.s ,tf.usntssas..-
Ab1ui iho tuuuir,i atiiiHE On rc~orl
vas iia; - friend " mine. vvli.
knuun sf. Louis gentleman, write a
ul1l.U prmv-rat correspondent H.
married o sirl shp was visiting tpnn
lrss than one huBIrl miles frsm hrru.
IiIa f4u-cc visited So. louis about q
week tri1rr ihr wedding vas is take
place. NJ ts3rnd learned that hrF
sister ,gss preparing g. make thU 80 l-
ding 70 grand affair. anil this hr uas un-
ip.rl 10. \ lirrns" was obtained. Hr a
that uirhs hn lr;t ihp city Nlih his 10.
bound lsr tf' town .hH hal boon stsiH
ing. Afirr ihr train a'4Ftri hr a.t.I
her 70 shr was wiiliuf - got married
that Night. She cons uis,i. and . nle.
gram was scut from the next STA. Hu
notifying huF br1ihcr-in.i4w to Iafo
ihinr- ready. The telegram rra'h-i
thcrc at tn o'clock anil tho couple at
eleven o'clock. Every unc WaH excited
but tho groom. Tho mlnisi1r was pr,.,.
en-, aud ready Tor the ccrcmpny. Tho
iahic. wrrr upstairs. and no ono
seemed 50 think Of my friend. iIc bad
lcfi the city burrieiiy. had travelled on
hot night. hls shirt aud collar wcrc
s8ilcd. hu had NO cuffs. bis shoes vC.c
Unshincd and ho wa laily In nrcl -
a shave. Tic at last found tin tasin
on a bCnch in Tie bark yaul, ilu washed
anil wet his "a iF. bat 1nlinr no bsush
ur glass. went 20 She parlur anil f9f-ot
all about himself After thu ceremony
was over hi. vito Turned ~ him aul
said. "NhV. GuaFIiut Won df1r'r FHmf.
your haiE.' What makes it u1rr fuuny.
is the fact that usually tic grntlruau
is very particular about hia appearance.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
FRESHNESS REWARDED.
iisu III. CAPITAL. of T..in" steamer
tr"t-tt-t - o. IL.


tr"t-tt.i - o. dE.
ON through Eas'rFn train of tho
Pennsylvania raai. one lay last week.
all tho - In tho car Wcgr tAson rs-
copt two. \ lads sa' In 1ur anI q man
from the Mcat with big s1mhTcFn "'.
cupitl the other. ilr wa a iiuc-inIs-
inr. manly fellow, aud Mas taken ~
i5 ihuse arpund hiu f1ra lawyer. A.
tho next station, ssya the Pittsburgh
Dispatch. an uHsit-arfiyu drummer
rot on ihe car 49, aisUi uF the
sitlaiipn AZ a glance, Tho lady was
Tsatiy aud shat selilrl H. Niihugt
even asklnF hoF be- at down by hcF and
~ uarr commenced 10 mako himself
agreeable. She irirl 90 avoid him and
looked out - thr window. ba; th9 fUi.
ioR'a gall was immaruiatc. arI DO
maintained she uac,biici conversation.
The Western !nan VAS calmly watching
;h0 proceeding and stool 1, a. long a.
hr could, Nlins ug 70 "a" laily he aal|i;
''Nailsn. ssn yuu aFH auuuvrii.
Wpuliu'i yuu prefer 20 have my h"a'!'
80. thank sou, aar Typllei. ''r-riain'
~ and tie blg maH hrip~l heF 10
transfer hrr yaiisr. uhil1 ghr other pas.
snurcyn giiir3Ji ., ih0 iFummrr'a dis-
ra-u4turs
Tho latter vzs buIlils uycr. tui kept
down BIZ wrath until hr rat - AifaaH-.
aHi n.r1 DO domanlgi .lIsfarf.uB trr
Rho iHait Ihr Eurls Hrfr a-arsgis
oliof bisH1lgL brfuru ihN Nrsirga "a "a
hsnerI hiu on iho .4w. snl iasa Nlih
hia irspg i.rtcl ban arigHi az foot
tlii 's4ui hack, y,llTt almc ut ihr
'iralgi passrustrA "kEk Liu HIuis
e." they shouted iSfuihrr. anal tHst
drummHf Gually sr4u'rl Uairr q rzs g.
csarr iufthr. rauiaHmrai. a uisrs and
s4llrr nau. Lsorstsiy wanted 10
know abp fso Western nan aAA IT,
turned uli 8, tr th" gspgih of a f'acinc
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
Bn.hicn.. ttri,n.H:rc.

The hest saiye in thu world FOR cuia.
iiuiscs suics.. ulcers, salt ihcuin. fever
.ores, letter chappci hands. chilblains
rnrns. and 40 skin orup'irns, and posi-.
iivriy cuIps piles. ur nu pay required.
Il is guaranteed To give perfect salts
gs,;.un. rr money refunded. Price q
.ttLi, ~ IuN Tor sale by all druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
row-r Of tho Mosquito.

A scientist computes that with tho aid
Of machine constructed ON the princi-
pic Of the boring, drilling and pumping
apparatus of the mosquito. hole could
b. bored to the center of tho earth in
less than day.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
a RnsuselrA1rp Cal.
rhc strange st"ry Of tho Ghost of =
brooklyn Feline ret.

"Dor" ia o fluc. big. slcclS-coatcd cat
which lives in the ''always.opcn" drug
styrc near tic city hall. brooklyn. and
which Is always admired by customers,
says tho Ntw York Times. Where II
camo from Is a mystery to the clerks in
the store. In fact. tho cat Is regarded
with some awe because OF the peculiar
manner uf its appearance.
Several years aro there was cat In
the lfl. store, al-' called tho Doctor.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
nigr,.isT OFFICIALS

nisiriss t,,sirr. Thomas =. iiu h-r
ni.iTis' .i';puisf, %. ". iu'it''riis
,lrtk pts'.trt gusiFs. JOAN As NsissaH
sislr ssnairf. sw'r, driirr
sssia .;rylya a..taiitr. -. -. wsrrr'
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
LIErrAL 'L,uuiNG OFFERS.

Arrangements have been made by
TuH IiLGSLp whereby any of tile io'-
uwiug well known standard periodicals
mn, ~ iHd in connection Will Turs
liEUNt.p alta tiilur cast. These iis
urcs apply To cash subscriptions uul,:
rms HERALD and Chicago Her
uld lWccklNl..................... J -
IuE HERALD and Philadelphia
Press weekly ........... ...... Dh
tins HERALD aud SAN Francisco
WEEKLY 'Jll................ y -
TEr HERALD anu Detroit Frc
Press iweeklyl............... 2 ~
sample Copies nf any Of the above
may I've had at Tns HERALD Office.
upon application.
Address:
THE MEEkER HERALD,
MEEkEH. CoLo.
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY,
rNlrrn srNrEs orRIclAI.s.

Senntor-, II. N. Tcller mud T., q. W"le"l
Member of Congress, Hosea Tn"i'sehu
District Judge, Noses i"i'',l
Attorney, j. ". i'illlHh
H"si-ior Of the &Hnd once, q. ID Ih'F'r
Receiver of Public Monoys, Z, g fhfA"
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
1.wS OFFICIALS

Mayor, jari"s t,iiie
Tru.i.v.. F.S, ,iotsnyr-n. l. T., rrais, J. =
wriIa,i"n. i"hn s. ws'ssin. }. D. hn"rry
J. J. itr-tnrr,
ctrr4 aHii il-c1F,'rr,, ii-nTy \. wiiiasrk
4fr.sfrvF. y, y. jnizniarH
roli-~ Magistrate Arthur iiurniihfu
MsasAai. III Niii-rF
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
WHITE uiyun s1ocK.GrowEHs As,o
stArtBN

i'rs hif1'. liza rfhs7
Nt,et'rrsiisnt. a. H. 'riiellHu
-ssrsiafIs l. =. ii.laa'r-i'
ttss.urrF. \, e., N'ault q
ise0tti,- c,sa'niii-.,-w, u. C'-s.r. iaEu a.
sthiiih.tHn sui y, fittuusi'gs
The Meeker herald., 1891-09-26
ST ATE OFFICIALS.

Goy.rnor, John l.. iiUuti
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Mn, STORY
Secretary of state, Edwin J. iliiuu
Auditor, }, II, Henderson
Treasurer, james y. 'urliie
gupt. Irihiir Instruction, y. u, COY
Ati.rnry-Crrpful. -. II, Muupn
, 1891-02-26

One of the most remarkable human
curiosities ever seen has been examined
by NJ. de Quatrefages, the French natur-
alist. He is a provincial named Simeon
Aiguier, and is 30 years old. Aiguier,
thanks to his peculiar system of muscles
and nerves, can transform himself in
most wondrous fashion.
AT one moment, assuming the rigidity
of n statue, his body may be struck
sharply, the blows falling on a block of
stone. At another he moves his mites.
tines from above and below and right to
left into the form of a large football, and
projects it forward, which gives him the
appearance of a colossally stout person
age.
He then withdraws it into the thorax,
opening like a cave, and the hollow look
of his body Immediately reminds one of
a skeleton. Aiguier successfully imi.
tates a man subjected to the fortunes of
the rack, as also a man hanging himself,
and assumes n strikingly cadaverous
look. What most astonished NJ. de
Quatrefages was the stoppage of the cir
culation of the blood, now on the left
and now on the right side, which was
effected by muscular contraction.-Cin-
cinnati Commercial Gazette.
, 1891-02-26

Out in that part of the northeastern
section of this beautiful city of magnifi-
cent distances where the festive goat
blossoms as the rose of Sharon and the
lily of the valley, and his fragrance fills
the soft SVampoodle air. a goat protec-
tive association has been formed 20 the
discontinue of Poundmaster Einstein
and the defeat of the ends of Justice.
One of the rules and regulations govern
ing the internal economy of the glorious
capital of 90. 625 $50 people, nor OF less,
provides that a goat which wanders un-
licensed upon the purple hills of Swan,
poodle, and browses on her luscious to-
mato cans or masticates her ~esculent
old boot legs, may be apprehended by
the minions of the law, and being duly
impounded, its owner shall pay the sum
of 81 in the coin of the realm for its res
~toration to the empurpled heights and
the enjoyment of the tomato ans afore-
said.
But the people affected hate this tyran-
nous restriction upon the liberty of the
goats and their own property rights, 80
each mans castle Is n house of refuge to
the innocent kid or the rancid old butter,
aud when the miniunS of Einstein ap-
pear every door is opened. and the fee
ing goats escape pursuit and are hidden
away until the danger is averted. By
this means the goat population in the
northeast is rapidly increasing, while
the pouudmaster's goat fund is actually
dwindling away to invisibility, and the
poundmaster refuses to be comforted.-
Washington Star.
, 1891-02-26
Love FINDS = Way.

Often y young man has written tw5
letters at the same time and then placed
them in the wrong envelopes, but the
latest break of this kind was made by
n of the prettiest girls in Louisville.
She wrote a letter to her brother, who is
at Knoxville, aLl at the same time q let
ter TO a well known young newspaper
man. The envelope directed to the lat
ter contained a letter beginning Dear
Brother" AZ first the recipient of the
epistle did not think this strange, as the
young lady, although living in the city,
is boarding at one of the female schools.
After reading a few lines he saw it was
not intended for him. Looking at the
end he saw the letter was signed your
Little Sister" This alarmed him and he
began to think how he could get the girl
out of the scrape.
Finally he lost his mead and did the
very thing he should not havedoue. He
telegraphed the brother not to open the
letter, that it was not intended for him.
This had just the opposite effect, and the
brother opened it, read it through and
.hen forwarded it to his parents. The
young lady is being sent to school to
keep her away from this aspiring young
journalist. The father paid him a call
and Il stormy scene was the result. The
young lady's letters have to go through
the hands of the teacher now. In spite
of this she has managed to get a letter to
him, and he has written an answer hat
has reached its destination, proving that
Glove laughs at locksmiths. louisville
Commercial
, 1891-02-26
A REGIMENT or MILITIA.
1t Is Organized iIh De Forest Rich
ards as Colonel.

The Wyoming National . Guards or
ganized as a regiment last night by the
election of a colonel, lieutenant colonel
and major. De Forest Richards Of Co.
F. of Douglas, and Capt. Knadler of Co.
A, of Laramie. were placed in nomination
for the position of colonel De Forest
Richards was elected on the first ballot.
Capt Fl. E. Christmas of Go. D. of
Rock Springs was elected lieutenant
colonel by acclamatiOn. Capt. John F.
Martin of Co. c, of Buffalo was elected
major by reclamation,
The following officers of the W. n. G.
we're present in full uniform:
Co. A. of Laramie-Capt NJ. F.
Knadler. First Lieutenant G. F. DeckeI-
man. Second Lieutenant G. @. PIttman.
Co. B of Cheyenne. Capt. W. j.
Wilkes, First Lieut.. G.. ID. Rossier,
Second Lieut. l.. f. Wells.
Co. q of Buffalo-First Lieut.. G.. L.
A. Moeller, who had the proxies of Capt.
Martin. and Second Lieut.. John B.
Menardi.
Co. D of Rock Springs-Capt. H. f.
Christmas, FIRST Lieut.. X. S. Wood
ruff. Second Lieut.. j. S. Reynolds.
Co + of Green River-Capt. L. A.
Horrie and First Lieut.. p. S. Talia-
ferro were represented BY proxies.
Co. F OF Douglas-Capt. De Forest
Richards, First Lieut.. Robt. A. Green.
Second Lieut. Josiah Hazen.
Adit. Gen. Sitter was chairman of the
meeting.
An elegant banquet was served by Mr..
Wells At the rooms over the Saddle Rock
where the election was held.
DIR. Barkwell, r. II. Repath, ex-Sec-
rotary Meldrum and Adiutant Shapcott
were present at the dinner as the guests Of
the officers Governor Barber was uu-
well and therefore unable to attend.
A short address Nas made by the newly
elected colonel, DeForest Richards, who
said it would be his constant aim to place
the militia of Wyoming on as high a
plane of excellence as the best militia or
CARNATIONS in the older states. Lieut..
Col. Chrisman in his own behalf. aud
Lieut.. Moeller, representing Maj. Martin,
each spoke very briefly in the same strain.
, 1891-02-26

1T is II grave mistake" said the doc.
tor, ito eat quickly. Those animals in.
tended by II to feed hurriedly hav.
been provided with gizZsrds, or with
the power OF ruminatiOn.
mo matter how good a mans teeth
may be, if he bolts his food his stomach
must suffer thereby. When IA person
swallows an imperfectly m~asticated
piece Of animal food, the result is
that the food. instead of fulfilling
the purposes of nutrition, acts. on the
other hand, as a source Of irritation to
the stomach. Thus. either the physi.
cal condition rum down or additional
food is required to maintain the general
standard of health. Americans are
called pie eaters Do you know Why
Because a pie is something that may be
eaten on the run, while the great Amer,
lean enterprises may thus go on unim,
peded by loss of time. Overhasty feed.
ing is the baue of our American life.
We are all of MS becoming dyspeptics.
Detroit Free Press.