The critic. (Washington, D.C.) 1890-1891, 1891-03-19
OVER rHE NUTS AND WINE.

olive me charge OF the choir remarked the
devil, "and care not who occupies the pulpit"
= Boston Herald. -
The devil never asks anybody 10 20 all the
way home with him. Rams Horn.
when trying to catch the ear OF a Chicago
girl you should use both hands.-Richmond
Recorder.
He-charley seems TO me TO he a man OF one
Idea.
,she-rIe is more fortunate than thought
Puck.
who goeth a borrowing gooth n sorrow
lng,' was doubtless true In the good old times:
but nowadays II In the lender who does the
mournful perambnlation.-LUt.
Probably no one In this wide world il ever
In state OF perfect satisfaction. but the
homely girl with her hrst engagement ring on
comes pretty near it.-somociit Journal.
enhooly.-Are the people who live next door
Gus de smiih--I should say 40. You ought
to zee the sllverwnre vhey carry to the pawn
Tcacher-why does Great Britain support
Pupil Because royalty cannot support itself.
Customer-I bought some medicine here yes
he died. What doyon mean. anyway didn't
tell you wanted 10 kill him.
DruRgist-You said he belonged te>youE
wife.-Lye.
.'ycs. papa, Jack is poor, but he lovde me.
Mayn't marry him, papa ~
well. yer, u yon wantto TO-"
You .,,,,as,I dssr old ,hing-but when''
''Oh, but YOU know It's Lent
''Yer, but wouldn't II be well TO get broken
In TO fa,ting right away F'-LDs. Y
fGreiger-why do you call the man "Hons
American Welt it's this way: lie was once
treasurer of this county and had y chance TO
run on with Whole years iucoIne. hut the
honest old fellow took only tloiOJo.-dnssri-
can Sfdiioder.
she--so YOU are engaged TO one of the Mus.
grave iwinsf How can you distinguish one
from the 0iherf
He-I don't Try lo.--Lus.
ile--Yon 10 love me. darllngf Ana your
heart 10 mlne. wholly miDef
shc--1hails what And no string 10 IL,
either indierepoiIs SosFHaL
Woman may he able 70 pack trunk better
than man, but she needs the man 10 III on the
ild ailsT she has PACKED u, Just the same
Boston cillsen gon HE way homo from
donia, while step into tins drug store aud gcl
Wife Of boston Citi1snl-i thought drug
glsis ~ this town werc not allowed 10 soi
Bos,on ,Iiisen- They arc allowed TO .el
them when needed tor caiAfth. no druggist 4
/ few lnonenis laieTl Jodcs, give ho isd.ccdi
/ cigar Hatch, please. ihang- cAioaqs
| IfltHHs.
Banker. Daughter TO hcg husband. lu.l
sitter marfiagei want liule mpucy, john.
ugshand-All rlshi' darling, IN draw lou I
Bsnker'. Daughter No. dont trouble 10 ar
\ thai. Iohn. for I really haven't known va
| long enough to ACCEPT yoar cheek Lei mg
have cash, please th'eago N9es.
Husband won enough money last niRhi a
| NJ potc- 10 got you urw dress
Wife lsohhinEl-i thlnk you mlghi .top plas
| Ing those h0ffid cards. Jbhn ian Know wha
/ II may lead 10 in the cni. aild 10 ihink that
should ever ho The wife ~ ssmblrr. That .
ifino, mnch. What hihd % drrsF shan get
Freedom af ihe rross.
Around her aaisi pui ny afm-.
II iclt ~ .oit as rakei
lou pfluicincu do take
WHY. les. ~ gai, my charming ral,
a squeezed her soms. | sucssi
Can ,on fay aughi. uls love. agalEst
The hsed"n % The pss-si'
kissed her some ala BY gum,
She eolofrd like a erft,
lpon NY living coal she looked
Almost too Eoud 10 eaii
gave smother Kiss, and thea
SAYS she n DO cnufsss.
lethel kinder forteT like
ihf flfecom 0f The pres
! -hiaegeia saJ Nsa Aeufh.