The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1891-12-09
p,TH AND POINT.
/. Men are most likely to rave about
woman's hair when it is found in tho

b. MEN are most likely to rave about
woman's hair when it is found in tho
butter isea 8t
into each life some rain must fall,
and you are sure to be caught out in It
without an umbrella. Globe.
.7 Mrs. Brown-."What color are your
little boys eyes?" Mrs. Robinson
''Black, generally, He's terrible
fighter"
You can tell more about mans
character by trading horses with him
once than you can by hearing him talk
for year in prayer-meetiug.
"A Confession. -He-"A penny for
your thoughts" she-."You'd findthem
dear at the price" He-"What were
you thinking about?" She-"You-"--
Boston Beacon.
Miss de Mure-"But why did you
get dropped. Mr.. Flage?" Mr.. Percy
Flage Gate 's2)-sI didn't write all my
Junior forensics." Miss de Mure-'.Who
did" Harvard Lampoon.
III see by the paper that at the per.
Torrance OF your new play last night
there were several calls for the author"
That's mistake in the print. It
should read authorities. -
The Difference "Maude looks
something like Chappie-don't you think
SOP" Him! Well, perhaps But Maude
Is much more masculine than he is in
appearance. - Yenowine's News.
First Tramp-"Hnllo!' Second
Tramp - .'Hullo!'' First Tramp =
''Where'd you git your new clothes?"
'"Sh! Don't give it away! Farmers has
begun to dress up the scarecrows in the
cornfeld.''
You'll be "a man like one of US
some day." said the patronizing sports
man to lad who was throwing his line
into the same stream. Eyes. sir" he
answered, II spose i will some day,
but blieyetId rather stay small and
ketch few fish. ashington Star.
He win Find 1t in the Pie.-van
Jay-''I'm stuck on that pretty cook
down at the restaurant; she has the
finest head of blonde hair ever saw.
II would like to have a lock of it."
Young Osbourne-"I'll put you on, my
dear boy; order a piece Of pic" Brook
tyn Citizen. a,a ~
jogging His Memory. Miss De
Peyster-"I have been trying to find
out where your daughter got her new
gown. Have you IN idea?" Col Bill
berwick (g,imly)-'I ought to know.
The woman she bought it from has
been around to my office every day for
| month. CLOAK Review.
What is the meaning of bearded
like a pard, dear?' :" said Angelina to
Edward, as they were occupying sim
gle armchair in the parlor one evening.
|. ''I don't know" replied Edward, with
an anxious look toward the door; ''but
after I've bearded your pa, dear, l can
probably tell you. 70 Boston Tran
script.
The Rules Must be Complied With.
-Robber Ito bank teller)-.I'm Bloody
Jim. TIL Rip Roaring Shorter Of the
Rockies; hand over that there cash"
Bank Teller (mechanically)-'I have
no doubt, personally, sir, that you ara
Bloody Jim, the Rip Roaring Shorter
Of the Rockies, but, sir, you will have
to get somebody to identify you."-N.
Y. Herald. 4
Inconsistent why, what's the
matter with your" exclaimed one anna
teur bear-hunter to another as they
paused long enough to realize that they
had managed to outrun the grizzly,
"what's the matter with you, anyway?
I've often heard you boast of your legal
aspirations, and here you've been rum
ming away from a sure chance to be adj
mitted to the bar. boston Courier.