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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Bismarck is Saucy.

Prince Bismarck writes to the Ham
burger Nachrichten that the Reichsan-
zeiger, in recently denying that the i'm
perial government asked the federal
authorities to use their authority to in
fuence the newspapers against him, is
evidently badly informed and unaware
of the government correspondence with
the subject. The Prince is understood
to refer especially to Bavaria. The let
ter is tantamountto defiance of the gov
eminent
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Found Murdered on the Prairie.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, July Pin the subur-
ban town of Palatine yesterday after
noon post-mortem examination of the
remains of Jacob Popp, farm hand, re-
vealed the fact that the skull had been
fractured by blows with blunt instru-
rnent Popp disappeared on May %
and the remains were found on the
prairie yesterday in frightfully decom-
posed state and partially devoured by
birds. Popp is supposed to have been
murdered for the purpose of robbery.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
KAISER VISITS HOLLAND.
The German Emperor the Guest of the
Netherlands Court,

AMSTERDAM, July 1.-The fotilla es--
corting the Emperor Of Germany and his
party arrived here to-day accompanied by
the Dutch squadron under Vice-Admiral
De Josselin de Jong. Upon landing
at the dock here the Emperor
was received by Queen Wilhelmina,
Helena Paulina Mary, who IS
only IL years of age, and by the Queen
Regent Emma Princess of Waldeck.
The Queen and the Queen Regent were
surrounded by a brilliant gathering OF
cabinet ministers, army officers and mu--
nlcipal and other authorities. After a
most imposing ceremony of reception the
imperial guests of Holland were escorted
to the palace. where they will be e2ter-
tanned during their stay In thIscity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Murdered for Fifteen Dollars.

CHARLESTON, w. Va, July Flames
Hawkins and Howard Dotson, returning
Tuesday from Buffalo, where they had
been with Joe Locket, Jr, who had
agreed to overtake them, were halted
by two masked men and fired on. Dot
son escaped, but Hawkins was shot and
robbed. Dotson was arrested. He said
Luther Chem and Joe Locket, Jr..
were the masked men. They were ar
rested and jailed at Winfield. The
murderers got $l5.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Troops to Disarrn Rioters.

b OLYMPIA, Wash, July 3.-Gov. Ferry
last night issued orders to Col. Haynes
to aid the civil authorities Of King
County in disarming ali bodies OF
armed men at Franklin, Gilman or
elsewhere IN the county where a riot or
.preacn 2f the peace Is t'reato" Ell .nd
to call out the Fi1et Regiment of the
National Guard if ncccsscry.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
A Priest on the Warpath.

a tremendous sensation has been
caused among Roman Catholics IN the
the the! Rev. rev. Father savard, redemptoorist,
of a temporary chapel erected by 2O0
Catholics of the parish of Maskinong
who were dissatisfied with the
site of the new parish church
and refused to attend mass there.
While they were at prayers on st. Peter
and St. Paul's day Father Savard, at
tired in his vestments and bearing a
crucifx, entered the chapel, and i'm
plored them to return to the church.
On their refusing to do SO, he pro-
nounced the customary anathema on
the church. Many women tainted in
the scene which followed, and several
men assaulted the priest and elected
him
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Railroad Up the Peak.

The Pixies Peak Railway is now in
successful operation. The first passen-
ger train reached the summit at 5:25 on
the afternoon of the 3Oth. The train
consisted Of an engine and one car, oc-
cupied by sixty-fve people, mostly ex-
cursionists from Denver. The lower
terminus of the line is 6,4O0 feet above
sea level, and the upper 14,l47. The
distance is nine miles, and the steepest
grade is % per cent, or rise of in 40.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Disastrous Wreck on the Omaha

ST. PAUL, Mimi, July "a freight
train on the Omaha line came in col
lislon with work train near Mendoza
Yesterday afternoon. Thirty cars
were destroyed by fire. Several
of the trainmen jumped into the
Mississippi River to escape death. 1t
was reported that three tramps were
burned to death. The loss to the Oma-
ha ComnanY is $50 600
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
RUN DOWN ON A CROSSING,
Two Men Killed and u Third Injured 2

Two Men Killed and u Third Injured at
Chicago.
CHICAGO, Ill, July 3.-Three men in a
wagon were driving across the Chicago,
Burlington & Quincy tracks at St. Louis
Avenue, last evening, when passenger
train crashed into the vehicle and hurled
the occupants high into the air. Two of
the men, Peter Becker and John Nor
ton, will die from their injuries. John
Newman was severely bruised The ac-
cident was due to the carelessness of
Gateman Patrick Walsh
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Engine Through a Bridge.

NEWCASTLE, Pa, July IA traction
engine drawing shanty on wheels
went through bridge in Wayne Town
ship last night. John Byron, Charles
Newton and Chalmer Shaffer were
caught in the wreck and SO badly scald-
ed by the escaping steam that they wiz
hardly recover
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Assets OF kimbali Bros.

BosToN, Mass, July S.-The creditors
of. kimball Bros, carriage manufacture
ers and dealers, have held a meeting.
Mr.. kimball submitted statement
showing direct liabilities of sol ,627 and
contingent liabilities on customers notes
of $l4 $50. The assets aggregate S55. o46.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Collided with a Street Car.

Early on the morning of the 18th u
Chicago & Northwestern train crashed
into heavily loaded street car, cross
ing on West Madison Street, Chicago.
An unknown man was frightfully
crushed and died after removal to the
county hospital. Two others, H. Lack
man and Patrick Martin received proba-
bly, fatal injuries. Four other were less
seriOusly hurt
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Great Damage by Running Fires

M1LToN, Cal, July 3.-During the past
ten days over 10000 acres of grain, iced
and timber land have been burned
within ten miles of this place. A large
fire has been raging east of here since
Tuesday, burning everything frem Elk
horn Station south towards Copperopo-
lis So far it has been impossible to
check the flames.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
HE WAS A PLUNCER.
j. NJ. Hill, Theatrical Manager, in FL
nancial Straits.

J. NJ. Hill, the well-known theatrical
manager and restaurateur of New York
and Boston, has failed. The liabilities
are said to be very large. Several at
tachments have been issu ed. Mr.. Hill
was formerly regarded as very strong,
but of late it is said that he has been
engaged in several enterprises that have
not been as profitable as he hoped for.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Suing Dick Tate's Bondsmen,

LOUISVILLE, Ky, July Sat Frank
fort, yesterday, the eases against Dick
Iate's bondsmen were taken I'D and
witnesses examined. Many DAYS will
be consumed in the trial. Tate. while
treasurer, embezzled nearly $500. 600.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
THE FACTS WILL COME OUT.
Yard Ordered TO Tell the Story of Treas
urer Bardsley's Theft.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, July 3.-Judge AL
Iisun, of the court of common pleas,
this morning handed down decision
of the court upholding the authority OF
city councils to appoint committee
vested with powers to subpoena wit
nesees and place them under oath be-
tore receiving their Testimony. The
decision arose through suit In equity
brought against Henry H. Yard, who
refused to be sworn or to testify before
the Keystone Bank investigating COM
uittee
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
rate war IN tue south.

ST.. LOUIS, Mo-, July 3,-The Missouri
Pacific and Wabash railroads this morn
ing placed on sale regular round trip
tickets between st. Louis and Kansas
City, good for ten days, at 81. This was
done to meet the cut recently made by
the Alton road
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
indian Outbreak Suppressed.

Los ANGELES, CAL, July 3.-Advices
have been received at army headquar-
ters here to the effect that the threat
ened outbreak among the Moqul Indl-
ans at Orabei Village has been sup
pressed. The ringleaders were arrested
and will be sent to Fort Wingate, n. NJ.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Too Terribly Realistic.

During sham battle at Youngstown,
O., Bessie Cronin, aged 7, was instantly
killed; her sister was terribly burned,
and Katie Fleming, aged IA, had an eye
blown out by signal rocket. Mrs:
Eliza Bosel was also badly injured and
DR.. Jones was shot in the side by one OF
the soldiers and seriously hurt.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
A Sad Case.

A special dispatch from Bay St. Louis,
La, says: "The latest from the United
States station on Chandler Island is
dated Monday, June g. DR.. Grenvelt
was alive yet, but no hope of his re-
covery was entertained. DR.. Car
ter, surgeon in charge, has been
taken i'll, and at once tele-
graphed to Washington for a surgeon.
1t is expected that the surgeon-general
will make a detail to-day of medical
man. The steward is in charge OF
affairs with Drs. Carter and Cromwell
laid up. While it is not stated DR..
Carter has yellow fever, tits understood
that he had never had that disease"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
JOHN BARDSLEY'S DOOM,
Sentenced to Fifteen Years in Solita
Confinement

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, July 2.-Joh
Bardsley, ex-citv treasurer of Philade
phia, was brought into court this morr
ing before Judge Wilson to have ser
tence passed upon him for the cor
tessed crimes of loaning, speculatin
with and receiving interest on publ
funds entrusted to his care as the chic
fiduciary officer of the municipality
AS on the previous occasions that Bards
ley has faced the court, when he wa
broughtin this morning he was not place
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
NEWS IN BRIEF.
Rernhardt Sent Up.

The motion for new trial for John
Bernhardt, the murderer of Henry
Schley, was overruled at Waukesha.
Bernhard smiled cooliy when he re-
ceived the sentence, and laughed on
his way TO the Jail from the court
hOuSe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
Two ChIIdren reasoned,

BIRD ISLAND, Mimi, July 3.-Two of
James Curran's children died at Birch
Coolie, yesterday and another is not ex-
pected 10 i've. They ate some poison
Gus roots which they found on the prai-
xie.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
RUSSIAN RYE CROP FAILS,
The United States Expected to Furnish
Necessary Supplies.

LONDON, July 3.-The Russian rye
crop will be bad and there will be no
surplus for export. Large German Or
ders have been sent to the United
States and Canada. 1t is reported that
Russia is also buying supplies in Amer
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09

is to be within four months. The deal
will net about 5000, 900 profit to the SELL
ers, and they will preserve half inter
est
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-07-09
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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Personal Mention.

EX-Gov. Ireland is in the city.
DR.. T. Edwards, of Denver, is in the
city.
Mrs. l.. Mahncke left last night for
Europe.
H. 5. Tilson, of Beaumont, is at the
Menger.
E. G. Meyers is again in the city
from Dallas.
D. w. Campbell is at the Menger
from Denver, Colo.
w. o. Richardson and wife are at
the Menger from Marble Falls.
J. S. Chapman, of Los Angeles,
Cal, is registered at the Menger.
Mr.. J. P. Cruger has returned from
Newburgh, New York, and is st the
Menger.
Mr.. VIM Corner, yclept Guillermo
Rineon, has returned from an over
land trip through Mexico.
Mr.. Frank G. Thayer, business
manager for Maud Granger, who left
yesterday for Austin, returns this
evening to San Antonio.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
The Wrong Alarms.

Yesterday when the fire bells
sounded the fire was occasioned by
some pitch burning in the keg depart
ment of the Alamo Brewery, OH West
Houston street, near the gas works
The brewery men were pitching the
kegs aud kettle Of pitch boiled over
into the fire underneath and a big
blaze started. Mr.. Chris. Dullnig ran
up to box 81, at KrIsch's hall, put the
key in and box % was sounded. This
is in the west part of the city.
and one fire company started
in that direction. The next alarm of
the bells called tor 25l and the other
companies went to 1t, on water street,
in the east part of the city. Box p
did not sound at all, and the fire was
extinguished by the brewery men.
If it had gotten under hesdway, not
only the brewery, but the gas works
and other buildings would have made
big fire, and the firemen were 80
scattered that time would have been
lost in reaching it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
A Collision.

This morning a heavy collision oc.
Cured between an Alamo Electric
street car and car OF the San An
tonic Street railway, at the Houston
and Navarro street crossing. Both
cars contained passengers and they
were severely shaken up, and the
cars damaged. How the accident
happened is not known, both motor
men laying the blame on the other
One said he lost control of his ear and
could not turn the power off, while
the other said he stopped his pre-
scrlbed time and having right-Of-
way, started across the street.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Another Old Citizen Gone.

The death of Mr.. Valentine Lorra,
the well known tailor on Commerce
street, near the bridge, took place this
morning, typhoid fever being the
cause of death. The funeral takes
place tomorrow.
Deceased was quite an old citizen,
in point OF residence, coming here a
poor man and gradually amassing a
considerable estate by economy and
industry. He leaves a wife, who is
greatly shocked with grief.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
SIXTY DAYS, THE LIMIT.
COMMENCING MONDAY NOV. 9TH.
VIII Start New Enterprise on or
Before February LIST, 1892.

The firm of Moser & Bloch having
made the necessary arrangements to
start a new enterprise on or before Feb
ruary LIST, will within the next sixty days
close out their stock of dry goods, cloth
ing, mems and ladies furnishings, boots
and shoes, rubber goods etc. at prices
that will command speedy sale of their
wares.
Everything will be sold without re-
serve,
Regardless OF cost
AT retail or IN bulk.
Store for rent. counters, shelving, show
cases, and fixtures for sale.
MOSER & BLOCH,
Ais +. Houston street opposite Maverick
Bank Building. II : If.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Notice..

Members of Castle Fannin No 257,
Knights and Ladies of the Golden
Rule, are hereby notified to assem- BILE
at their hall on Losoyo street, on Sun
day, Nov. Sth, at 3 o'clock, to attend
the funeral of Comrade Valentine
Lorra. ALBERT PERSCH,
MAX SCHNIUECKLE, Commander.
Recording Secretary.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Her Funeral.

The funeral of the late Miss Jessie
Bell will take place tomorrow after
noon at 3:30o'clock, from the residence
of her mother, No. 70S San Pedro Ave.
The physlcian's certificate states she
died from apoplexy and cerebral
hemOrrhage.
Mr.. J. V. Dignowity, brother-in-
law to deceased, returned today from
Mexico.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Deaths.

Nov. 6-Mrs. Agnes Moser, IS years,
consumption, Vance street, ward I.
Nov. 6-ZenObia Cano, 80 years,
consumption, Salado street, ward 8.
Nov. 6-Miss Jessie Bell, 26 years,
apoplexy and cerebral bemorrhsge,
70S san Pedro ave-, ward 4.
Nov. Child of Ellen st. Clair,
days, Iockjaw and effects of cold,
ward 2. Coroner's inquest.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07
Driver Wanted.

Wanted strong man to drive fur
niture wagon and attend to horses.
Good wages. Apply to Olsen &
Wake. ll7-lt
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-11-07

DR.. W.. METERS OFFICE
Is now at his residence, 259 Garden
st. Hours, 10 to II am, 2 to5 p. m.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
ROANOKE, VA, AUGUST 90, 1891.
TIE CITY pIREcToRY.

Thirty-i five prominent business houses
and professional men have availed them
selves of THE TINES City Directory the
first week of its existence. This prom
es well.
This City Directory will soon become
one of the most valuable guides and di-
rect advertising mediums ever offered
the business public of Roanoke
There is certain amount of public
spirit displayed in entering this direc-
tory, and The TIMES has recognized it
by placing the rate low, SO that the cx-
pense may not be an obstacle.
The canvass of the business section
of the city is steadily proceeding. In
time we will reach you. II you are in q
hurry, however, drop postal card to
THE TINES and you will be called upon
at once.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
$50. 600. 600 GOLD.

Competent authorities now unite in
declaring that by the first of December
S5O,OO00 600 in gold will be shipped from
Europe to America. Am erica holds the
winning cards in the shape of immense
crops Of corn, wheat and cotton, and
Europe has got to play and lose.
much of the gold which has como
from America during the past six
months" director in the Bank of
England is quoted in the Journal of
Fanancc, has come as sort Of insur-
ance investment.
1.-THE money which has been sent
from America" he continues, "has not
been needed in actual business transac-
tions. 1t has been brought here as a
sort of guarantee fund-a wherewithal
to guard against any possible contin-
gencies.
Nervousness an unreasoning appre-
henson of disaster to come-necessi-
ia ted the presence here OF gold, and the
money loaned by America for this pur-
pose has succeeded, as it was intended
to, in allaying all fears for the future.
Catastrophes believed to be near at hand
have, owing to tho presence of gold in
such quantities, been prevented and
have failed to materialize, and now that
the gold has done its work it is to be re-
turned to its owners"
We are glad to get that gold back. 1t
has been needed in our business, SO to
speak.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
DID NOT MATERIALIZE.
A Lynching Party That Did Not Ly,

A Lynching Party That Did Not Lynch.
GREESvILLE, S. C., Aug. 2s.-[Special]
"Wednesday night, twenty miles below
here, a party OF thirty-fiye white men,
started out to lynch a negro who had
been captured after having attempted
to outrage white woman. The man
confessed his crime and was prepared
for death.
On the way through tho woods the
lynchers gradually fell away and on the
arrival at the place appointed for the
hanging there were only four white men
LETT.
These were from another part of tho
county, and after consultation they dc.
cided that as people Of the community
where tho injured woman lived had
shirked the responsibility of lynching
they would have nothing to do with it.
Accordingly, they turned tho negro
loose, told him to git" and left for their
homes. The negro has disappeared.
Sporting men are anxious to find and
employ him as his luck is res arded as
phenomenal.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
A CoNGREssIoNALrsr VICTORY

Tha news from Chilli seems to be of
the NEST important and decisive char
acter. The congressional troops which
recently landed near Valparaiso en-
countered the army of Balmaceda and
after a desperate battle routed them
disastrously, and yesterday marched in
triumph into the city.
This may be regarded as conclusive
victory. The outcome will be so con-
sidered everywhere, and the congress
sional forces will be recorded belliger-
ent rights by all civilized nations.
Balmaceda may continue faint show
of torce for short time, bl. the end is
at hand. The arbitrary methods by
which he has held the die .atUrship will
now hasten his humiliation.
1t is to be hoped that the brave South
American republic may soon recover
peace and tranquility, and /, es.ab-
lished on frmer foundation than
ever.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
Burying the Park Place Victims.

NEW YORK, Aug, 2s.-lSpeciall-A
long row Of black collins stool in front
o the morgue this morning. On each
was plate with the inscription, "D:ed
Aug. %, 1891" and the number of the
box in which the corpse was placed
after being taken from the Park Place
ruins. The last Identification was made
last night. Mr.. Kate Barry came to tho
morgue and identified tho body marked
No. 10 as that of her husband, William
Barry, thirty-five years DID, Shortly
after 20. 80 o'clock thirteen hearses drove
up TO the gloomy building and the last
awful reminders OF the catastrophe were
car'od off TO Evergreen, to be bu ed
there in a grave at the city's expense.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29

Anna likes to get off on older people.
She fooled me with it:
"Aunty Helen" said she. "say the
cat, the cat and not the kitten"
OF course 1 said 'the cat, the cat,
and not the kitten"
THAT is not right" says my little
lady.
Then tried 1t 'every which way"
"thc cat, the cat, and not the kitten"
until do believe had put the empha-
sis on every ono of the words. It took
me long time to find out that the right
way was this: "The cot, the cat" and
leave off the rest Because you see
Anna told me must not say land not
the kitten"
In the house where Pnnsy lives there
Is q beautiful wood fireplace. Pansy
likes to lie on the rug before the fire,
or sit up and look at it. Just now as
she rested her paw on the brass fender,
spark shot out and burned it. See
her hold it up!-Pansy.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-08-29
PussYs MISFORTUNE.
How sho Buraod Her Paw on tho Fender
OF tho Fireplace.

How sho Buraod Her Paw on tho Fender
OF tho Fireplace.
This cats name Is Pansy. Do you
think this an odd name for cato
Her mistress Is young girl called
Anna When Anna was q mite Of u
thing, just learning to use her feet, she
was toddling in the garden paths with
her mamma. Through crack in the
hard walk flower had forced it's way.
Baby Anna saw it; she picked 1t with o
crow of delight. It was q pansy, and
ever since she has been fond of pansies,
and she gives the name to what she
likes very much. Her best doll was al
ways Pansy; aud when this cat came
as little round ball Of kitten she was
Pansy, too. Anna says her cats face
looks like tho flower, and maybe it is
shaped little that way.
Pansy has become large cat, as you
see.
Pansy has been taught to do many
things. The master of tho house is q
grave lawyer, but he Is not above play
ing with n cat He has taught Pansy
to stretch herself ut full length on tho
carpet and then roll over at his word.
When the family sit around the even
Ing lamp which stands on big center
table Pansy sometimes jumps on the
table and walks across, her warm fur
shining In the light. Then perhaps she
takes a leap and seats herself on the
masters shoulder as he reads his paper.
Here let mo tell you o joke which