The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1891-04-05
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Only the Hustler Can Succeed in the
West.
We extract the following from the last
issue of the Arizona Kicker:

Only the Hustler Can Succeed in the
West.
We extract the following from the last
issue of the Arizona Kicker:
IN TOWN.
We received call yesterday from Major
Jim Porter of Deep Cut, who owns the
biggest mule ranch in all Arizona, and who
will probably be our next Governor. The
history of the Major is that of other hustling
energetic men. Failing as lawyer in
Chicago. he came west killed man at
Cheyenne, bought an old mining claim in
Nevada, shot another man in Idaho, ran for
Sheriff in Colorado, killed man at Tomb
stone, and finally Sett ed down on ranch
at Deep Cut to enjoy the fruit of his labors
and take things easy. Ills case is one which
the youths of our country would do well to
emulate.
NEW ENTERPRISE.
The Kicker is proud to announce in its
present issue that Colonel Gilders, the indie
fatigable and eminent President of the
Great Western Faro Exchange, will begin
the erection of a handsome block of stores
about April 1, 1891. This news is exclusive
with the Kicker, as all important local news
is.
Colonel elders came to this town so poor
that he had to borrow sand-bank to sleep
on. His qualities were first brought to pub-
lie attention when he broke the POstmas-
ter's jaw. He next killed a cowboy over
on SCOTS Run, followed it up by planting
Mccoy, the half-breed, in good shape, and
in q year had won high place In the esteem
of his fellow townSmen. Nothing succeeds
like success and nothing brings success SO
rapidly as hustling
THEY GOT LEFT
Last week we had few words of
fatherly advice for the crowd down the
river. That they are a bad gang no one
outside their ranks disputes. They are
always blowing, quarreling and shooting,
and our Sheriff says the gang does not hest
tate to take a sheep or steer now and
then without inquiring who is the owner.
We advised them TO wash up, shave up and
git up and be white, and had something TO
say about visit from Vigilance Commit
tee in case they did not mend their ways.
Tuesday night we got word that the gang
we're coming over to get revenge In COM
pany with few friends we took up a stra-
tegic position outside the office and waited.
About midnight nineteen OF the liver crowd
rode up, forced the front door Of the Office
with a rush. and dashed In 10 secure our
scalp.
1t wasn't there.
IL was outside.
We dropped chap named Pete Riocado,
a half-breed, and the remainder were al
lowed to ride off in panic. We didn treaty.
mean to kill Pete, but the elevation OF our
shotguns was too high, ana he fell over
without a kick. The Coroner's inquest,
coffin, undertaken, etc, cost US S13 %, but
it wasn't such bad investment. He makes
No. 10 in our priv ate graveyard and the
gang has been taught great moral lesson.
Pay no attention whatever to the rawlings Of
our contemporary. He tried to steal the
bones of q dead mule and half an acre of
sand lot to start p. g. OF his own, but was
detected and had to publicly apologize.
OUR NEW NAN.
The story on our fourth page entitled
"Bosina, the Man-eater," is from the facie
pen of a tenderfoot from Denver, who is
working for US at salary of S4 per week.
We rather like the style, and 1t makes
"phat" for the printers.
Year 1774."
"Piace, India"
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1.-TWO hoTses!'
lone tiger!'
lone jungle"
a." A rOarp
"a shoutW
REPORT of pistolP'
"Whenp'
"WhOop!'
"Bang! SavedI Hurrahp'
THE above style is a little fresh to this
country. but as it is only costing us 81 per
week to introduce it, we shall give il at
least three weeks tral."-Detroit Free
Press.