The Sunday morning news., 1891-11-08
WHO CAN TELL?


turn Democrats and get on the win
ming side once In a while?
Whether the anti-rapid transit clique
has a storage battery strong enough TO
knock out the Chancery Courtf
Who is Mr.. Wolfsonf
II NJ. stands for Michael. Mariah, Moses
or Myron?
Who designed the new helmets of the
Hoboken "sopperssp
Aud why be did't copper the hat before
be sprung it on the public?
If the Mckinley bill had anything to do
with Furst's blankets9
Why Jersey City doesn't put the names
of its streets on the cornorss
And how strangers eau be expected to
find their way about town.
How it happened that Arthur Seftz, the
Republican candidate for the Assembly
in the Ninth district, received so many
votes in WeehawkenY
And If Simon Kelly is losing his grip in
that bailiwicks-
II the wind whistles through twenty
five cent blankete
plain Monsieur
Why Jersey woman always gives q
street car conductor five pennies or else q
dollar bili
Why the gallery gods want to pelt
poor James Owen o.. and II they paid for
the eggs or stole themf
II the Freeholders thought they were
/.
fered blankets at twenty-five cents a
pairf
If it is true that Sam Besson, the Pro
hibition candidate for the Tenth District.
was drinking claret punches In Con Dom
ovan's on election eve
And what possessed S muel to consent
TO be candidate of the Prohibition party
anyway2
Where to fiud faster or better ferry
boat than the Cincinnatis
When the Lehigh Valley is going to
take possession OF what is left of lowe r
Jersey Citys
Why JerseYman always lights pad
cigar the moment he gets on horse
carr
Why professional temperance workers
prefer bottled lager TO Passaic waterf
Why the colored mathematician never
gets beyond the problem four times eIev-
EN- is forty-fours
II Harney & Son really thinks the la
borer is worthy OF his Hyera
II Charles Furst can sell an all wool
blanket for twenty-five cents why Bar
NUNS woolly horse should have cost
s5.000f
| Why the Journal didn't wait for the
official canvass Instead OF fooling small
portion Of the public by trying to g ct out
an extra Wednesday morniugs
Why they can never get out decent
election extra, anyway?
II Wolfson knew he was bidding
against Furst for county supplies at
Thursday nights meeting Of the Free
holders. and vice versa?
What effect P. H. O'Neili's 500 will
nave on the fight for Speakerships
What has become of Colonel fuller
| whiskers?
And if they were blown of, pulled OF,
or simply dropped out by the rootsi
| W ny AAtdhASuAaA AAOVft Cau dAHdJs Dt
found on the corner of Montgomery
street aud Bergen avenue?
If ne is selecting burial plot for him.
| self or Moriaritys
Why Roundsman Richards don't plant
himself ia rich earth with view to cul
tiyating brainsa
II John Dingwall is too tired /,
| work?
Where City Collector o'NeiIl got thai
fedora?
What Billy Cook does with all the
umbrellas he approprIates?
Why james Murphy thinks he elected
George Heaneyg
Why ANDY" Witter was holding u
Police Headquarters Yesterday after
noon.
Why Commissioner Van Keuren wa
not present at yesterdays meeting OF ths
Police Board?
Who told MAT" Hicks he could sings
| Why Justice Martinez don'r ge1
shaved?
When John O'ConnelI is going to pa,
for that grocery wagops
4 What be will do with III