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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29
Her Eye Put Out by a Quail.

Passengers arriving from Jackson,
Miss, report strange accident occur.
ring on train of the Yazoo Valley rail
way, a branch of the Illinois Central,
Monday. AS the train was passing
through field a frightened quail flew
in through a window and struck an aged
lady in the face with such force as to
destroy one of her eyes. The bird was
instantly killed.-Vicksburg Cor. st.
Louis Republic.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

In one part Of the Mongol country
passed over by Mr.. Rockhill in his jour-
ney to Thibet he found that boots were
the only things the people would receive
in exchange for horses, food, ETC., and
he congratulated himself that he had
carried along two dozen pairs, with
cloth tops and queer upturned toes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

In Russia there is grave deficit in
the wheat crop. The peasants are starv-
ing, and there is small hope of relief.
In India there is serious anxiety; a fam
inc prevails over considerable portion
of the country.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

An excellent drink for warm weather
is made of lemonade to which half
teaspoonful Of bicarbonate of soda has
been added. The soda alters the taste
very little, but it makes the liquid foamy
and daliciO11s
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29
PosT OFFICE.

The Post Office is on Merchant street.
Office hours: 8 A. NJ. to PM, except
Sunday. When mail steamers arrive
after office hours, or on Sundays, mails
are assorted as soon as delivered, and
general delivery made. Letters are not
delivered in Honolulu by carriers, but
must be inquired for at the delivery.
window of the Post Office. The Post
Office Money Order system is in vogue
with various foreign countries.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29
An ADEPT.

Gentleman-I never had such a per-
feet polish on these boots as you have
given them.
Hotel Porter (modestly)-I used to be
a private soldier in the regular army
New York Weekly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29
TO THE PUBLIC!


BUSINESS, call at ~ KING STREET and time
permit Largest Handomest Buildings Built
Designed by W. LINCOLN, the Honolulu
will
Mechanic who personally works and superintends
Respectfully,
Ct. w. LINCOLN
659 T2S04-ql KnNa STREET.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29
CUSTOM HOUSE.

The Custom House is situated on the
Esplanade Gas the lower part of Fort
street is called), and the Office hours are
from A. NJ. to p. NJ. The Port Surveyor
has an Office on the dock of the Oceanic
s. 8. Go.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

Recently Published
THE HAWAIIAN GUIDE BOOK
1892. 1892.
ILLUSTRATED
TOURISTS GUIDE
Through : Hawaiian Islands
H. NJ. WHITNEY, EDITOR.
Price in Honolulu, 80 Cents per Copy
The Guide will be mailed to any part of
the islands for "a Gents per Copy.
Or, to any foreign country for IS Cents.
The Book has 176 pages of text, with
20 Full Page Illustrations of Island Scenery,
and a description of the Pearl Harbor
railway enterprise, and surrounding
country.
1t has also FOUR MAPS of the larger
Islands, prepared expressly for it.
The GUIDE gives full description of
each of the principal Islands and Settle
invaluable handbook for tourists, and for
residents to send to their friends abroad.
Some of the illustrations in the new
book are very fine specimens of the Photo
TINT process OF engraving, and accurately
represent the scenes portrayed.
@~For sale at Hawaiian News Com
pany's, and at T. G. Thrum's Uptown
stationery store. d&wd
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

E%For sale at Hawaiian News Com
pany's, and at T. G.. Thrum's Uptown
stationery store. d&wd
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

10 Published by the
HAWAIIAN GAZETTE PUBLISHING CO.,
46 Merchant ST.,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

Or, to any foreign country for 70 Cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-12-29

The Guide will be mailed to any part of
the islands for 81 Cents per Copy.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired froms
practice, having had placed in his!
hands by an East India missionary
the formula Of simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and perma--
nent cure for Consumption, Bron-
chitis, Catarrh, Asthma and allr
throat and Lung Affections, also .
positive and radical cure for Ner.-
vous Debility and all Nervous Com
plants, after having tested its won
derful curative powers in thousands.
Of cases, has felt bib duty to make it,
known to his suffering fellows. Ac--
tusted by this motive and Q de-
sire to relieve human suffering, Il
will send free Of charge, to all those
who desire 1t, this recipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with full
directions for preparing aud using
Sent by mail by addressing with
stamp, naming this paper. W. A..
MOVES, SO Powers Block, Roches-
ter, NY. 8-1yr..
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
Electric Bitters.

This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need
no special mention. All who have
used Electric Bitters sing the same
song of praise-A purer medicine
does not exist and it is guaranteed
to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the
Liver and Kidneys, will remove
Pimples, BOils, Salt Rheum and
other affections caused by impure
blood, will drive Malaria from the
system and prevent as well rs cure
all Malarial fevers. For cure OF
Headache, Constipation and Indi.
gestion try Electric Bitters. En-.
tire satisfaction guaranteed or mon.
ey refunded. Price so cts. and $1.OO
per bottle at George & Frow's drug.
store.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05

Since the organization of company
to utilize the water power Of Niagara
Falls an Englishman has organized an.
other company to employ the water
power produced by the fall from Lake
Superior at Sault Ste. Marie to Lake HUI
ron. It is estimated that 236, 900 horse
power are running away without an
equivalent. 1t is proposed to build two
canals-one on the Canadian side and the
other on the United States side-the
canals to be 6ve mills long and I 900 fest
wide. It b expected that sufficient
power will be obtained from these expen-
dve races 10 furnish innumerabls indus.
tries.
Significance q he Sal.
Il ID the fashion in Paris Just now 70
use sealing wax Of Ill hues Of the rain.
bow, and many more beside, and mean
ing attaches 10 each Of them. Thus,
white sealing wax means . proposal o(
marriage; black, . dsath; violet, condo
lences; invitations b dinner arc sealed
with chocolate color; vermillioa b used
for business letssn, ruby color By forta-
nate loven; green means hope; brown,
melancholy derived, possibly, from
brown stady); bans, oonstancy; yellow,
jealosy; pals green conveys . reproof;
pink b ussd b ysng h1io. 81 Sny
botwom 6kien6a
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
A Liberal Proposition.

Who has not heard of that para
gonoffamily papers,the enterprising
and popular Weekly Detroit Free
Press? For generation its name
has been a household word and it
has become synonym for all that
lis excellent, pure and elevating in
journalism. 1t is delightfully."- en-
Pertaining without resort to cheap
sensatiOnalism instructive without
being prosy or pedantic. Combin-
ing the library qualities of the ex-
pensive magazine with the bright,
breezy characteristic of the news
paper. 1t leaves nothing to be desir-
ed by the average reader. II is
ooked upon as welcome visitor by
every family who reads it, while
thousands regard it as indispensa-
BILE and would not 60 without it. An
enormous circulation of $4,000 cop
les per week attests its wonderful
popularity. Recognizing the fact
that there are those who are unfa-
miliar with Its SURPRISING merits a.
a home paper, the publishers offer
to send The Free Press to them for
the balance of this year lover five
months) for only 80 cents-a club of
four for $1.OO or a club of ten for
$500. All our readers should sub.
scribe at once. Send for o free
sample copy.
We will send you the TIMES
and the weekly free Press for the
rest of the year 1891, for 60 cents,
Send your subscriptions to this Off ce
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
w. III. Henry.
Have You Read It?

"Mery, the Queen of the House of
David is the suggestive title of a
new, beautiful and interesting story
by Rev. Stewart A. Walsh, D. D.,
with an introduction by Rev. DR..
Talmage. 1t resembles "Ben Hur,"
and "The Prince of the House of
David"
The scenes are laid in Palestine
during the crusades. As story it
thrills and delights the reader.
But it is more than story, it is a
poem in prose that will make the
heart of every Christian mother
throb with pleasure.
The first chapter is devoted to a
magnificent review of "Mary" in
art, in which the ideal woman is
embodied in the Madonna, until all
are crowned with the perfection of
motherhood in the inspired Ma
donna of Raphael.
The story opens at the battle Of
Acre and presents in word pictures
a panoramic view of oriental life
with Its strange manners, customs,
and myths. Meanwhile, under the
guise of Jewish maiden reading
to her mother, the story Of Jesus
and Mary is told with marvellous
dramatic power and pathos. In
deed, the work is luminous with
the genius of its author, and replete
with gems of thought.
1t has the enthusiastic endorse.
ment of such writer's as Mrs. A. d.
T. Whitney, Rose Terry Cooke, E.P.
Roe, Horatio Alger,Jr., and a host of
others. Among its most noted adj
mirers are Benson ]. Losing, the
great historian, Rev. Charles T.
Deems, ID. d. L. L., Rev. Theo. l..
Cuyler, Rev. E. w. Warren, d. D.,
of Macon, Georgia, and Rev. DIR.
George L. CLANCY, of Atlanta, Ga.
Miss Frances E. Willard, Pres. of
w. G. T. u, says of it ats whole
and tendency is to ennoble while it
attracts and entertains."
Mrs. Henry Adams is now intro
ducing this book into Maryville, do
not hesitate to give it an examina.
ton, presenting as it does a lofty
ideal Of w0manhood It cannot fail
to please y1u
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
School Money for 1901.

For the year 1891 there is $l.7S per
capita on 1880 enumeration. The
Institute which was to convene on
the End Saturday Of August. ut
Porter Academy, has been deferred
until the 4th Saturday Of August
ON account of important meetings
on the 2nd and Srd Saturdays Il IL
hoped that the committee on Insti-
tute work, win have the program on
time In the TINEs.
J. w. DUGGAN
Co. Supt
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05

Blliousnesa constipation, torpid
liver, ETC., cured by Miles Nerve and
Liver Pills, 80 doses &c. Samples
free at W. F. Simspon'e. 3-lyr
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05
TULOGAHLLER INSTITUTE!

Is located near the mouth of Fork Greek,
Monroe County, Tenn, five miles from Phila-
delphia, will open August II, 1891. The stu
alton is beautiful and one of the healthiest in
East Tennessee. No pains will be spared to
give every student that personal attention
necessary to his success. The Institute re-
ceives it's mail daily, except Sundays Good
Board can be had in private families from So.
to SO. per month. Students desiring to board
themselves can secure good rooms at very
low rate.
A full academic course of instructions will be
given, also instructions in instrumental music.
Tuition, fromil$6. to $40. per term, of i've
months payable in advance.
For further particulars address
w. M. Harrison, Principal.
EVE MILLS, TENN.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05

For Sale Or Rent.
An 8 room house In South Mary
willie. Inquire at Grihen's Bakery.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-08-05


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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26
"The Well of English Indebted"

1t cannot be said too often that there is
no basis for the belief that somewhere there
exists sublimated English language, per-
feet and impeccable. This is the hawless
ideal to which all artists in style strive
vainly to attain, whether they are English
men or Americans, Australians or Cana
dams, Irish or Scotch. But nowhere is this
speech without stain spoken by man in his
daily life-not in London, where cockney-
isms abound; not in Oxford, where uni
versity slang is luxuriant and where Pc
dantry tiourishes. Nowhere has this pure
and indebted Language ever been spoken
by any community. Nowhere will it ever
be spoken other than by few men here
and there gifted by nature or trained by
art.
The speech of the people in the mouth OF
the scholar that is the absolute ideal which
no man can find by travel, and which every
man must make for himself by toll, avoid
ing alike the tendency of the people toward
slouching inaccuracy and the tendency OF
the scholar toward academic frigidity. OF
the two the more wholesome leaning is
toward the forcible idioms of the plain
people rather than the tanner precision OF
the student.
The wild flowers of speech, plucked be
times with the dew still on them, humble
and homely and touching, such as we fine
| in Franklin and in Emerson, in Lowell anC
| in Thoreau, are to be preferred infinitely
before the waxen petals of rhetoric as {
schoolmaster arranges them. - Brandel
Matthews in Harper's.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26

times happens that eczema supervenes on
ringworm, and thus masks the original
disease. The eczema must be treated first,
and the ringworm dealt with afterward.
The ringworm is not really cured, but
only disguised by the supervening eczema.
1t happens also that ringworm is fol-
lowed by that disorder now called eczema
impetiginodes, which some consider to be
combination of eczema and impetigo.
1t has very thick crusts, which must be
removed and kept removed. | know a
case which lasted for years, and under
went innumerable treatments, and at
length, whether through treatment OF
spontaneously no one was quite sure. II
disappeared.
The hair must be cut short, the head well
oiled and then poulticed till the softened
crusts can be shaled off. Wash the head
with strained Cruel, and when all the
crusts are removed apply benzoated zinc
ointment, or some of the remedies which
have been most recommended. After
washing with cruel always dry the head
wear flannel cap, and persevere in what
ever plan Of treatment is adopted.
The process of cure is sometimes tedious
but is accelerated by a general soundness
of health, to which tonics are in many
cases conducive.-Halls Journal of Health
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26

stored In the precincts Of that lofty hall
That rose complete at Jacks creative call.
Here stalks the impetuous COW with crumpled
Wherein the exacerbating hound was torn,
Who bayed the feline slaughter beast that slew
The rat predaceous, whose keen fangs ran
through
The textile fbers that involved the grain
That lay In Hans inviolate domain.
Here walks the sad eyed damsel crowned with
rue,
Lactiferous spells from vaccine dugs who
drew,
OF that corniculate beast whose tortuous horn
Tossed to the clouds, In fierce vindictive scorn,
The braying hound, whose braggart bark ana
stir
Arched the 1.-the spine and reared the ihuighah'
or puss, that with verminicidal claw
Struck the weird rat, in whose insatiate NAV
Law reeking malt that erst In Juan's courts we
saw.
ROBBED in senescent garb, that seems, In sooth
Too long prey to Chronos' iron tooth,
Behold the man whose loving lips incline
Full with young Eros osculative sign,
To the lorn maiden, whose lact-albic hands
Drew albu-lactic wealth from tactical glands
OF that immortal bovine, by whose horn
Distort TO realms ethereal was borne
The beast ululean, vexer Of that sly
Ulysse Quadrupedal, who made die
The old mordacious rat that dared devour
Antecedaneous ale In Johns domestic bower.
Lol here with hrsute honors deifed, succlnct
OF saponaceous locks, the Priest who linked
In Hymen's golden bands the thorn unthrlft,
Whose means exiguous stared from many
rift,
Even as he kissed the virgin all forlorn,
Who MIXED the COW with implicated horn,
Who in fierce wrath the canine torturer skied
That dared to vex the insdious muricide,
Who let auroral efluence through the pelt
OF that sly rat that robbed the palace Jack had
built.
The loud cantankerous Shanghai comes at
last,
Whose shouts aroused the shorn ecclesiast,
Who sealed the VOWS of Hymens sacrament
To him who robed in garments INDECENT,
Exosculates the damsel lachrymose,
The emulgator of the horned brute morose,
That tossed the dog, that worried the cat, that
killed
The rat, that ate the malt, that lay in the house
that Jack built.
New Orleans Picayune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26
A CYPRIAN'S FREAK
Full of Booze She Pulls a Gun on q
Bartender

Bartender
The Tontine saloon was the scene
OF what might have been homicide
but for the great good luck and quick
action on the part of the bartender,
who was the one assaulted. 1t seems
Miss Gypsy Anderson, the frail female
who was mulcted in Judge ozark 5
court yesterday for being drunk, IN
the course of her blbulous peregrlna-
tions went into the Tontlne at an
early hour Monday morning and Or
dered the bartender TO give her a
drink, and on his refusal, she made
things exceedingly lively from the
word Ego" by throwing a glass at MS
head and following 1t up with the
cigar lighting lamp, which she launch,
ed in the same direction. she missed
her mark on both shots and then en-
deavored to become possessed OF d
revolver which she knew was con
tanned in one Of the drawers back oil
the bar. Failing in this, she was In
duced to suspend Institutes ana leave
the house. which she did only to re-
turn IN few minutes with a sen
cocker" of the most approved pattern
and proceeded to call the turn on tnf
bartender, whom she promised to fill
full of holes.
The miXologist, however, was quick
enough to spoil her intentions and
after a scuflle, she was disarmed anC
locked up with the finale of 50 anc
costs, as noted above.
She may thank her stars that she
had not a more serious charge TO hei
account than that of being drunk.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26
Pity for the Cable Cars.

Agnes was a tiny girl just three years
old, and she was very beautiful
Her great wondering brown eyes at
tracted attention wherever she went.
Those eyes had way of seeing everything
to such an extent that papa called her his
little interrogation point
Agnes had not been living long in New
York when she was taken very i'll with the
grip. Her brown curls did not bob up and
down in az lively a fashion as was their
custom, and for days she had to stay in her
crib.
Then her only comfort was Topsy, her
pet dolly, who was held very close during
each hard pain to the patient little girls
heart.
The first bright day that Agnes was well
enough to go out she went with her. papa
and mamma to Brooklyn,
Just as the train started when they were
going over the bridge the little girls quick
ear detected a sound which she immediate
ly wanted to have explained.
To her many eager questions papa, who
did not care just then to go into details
said. "That is the grip, dear. 1t always
makes that sound as you start"
Papa and mamma continued their talk
not suspecting thatanything was troubling
| their little daughter, until they heard {
| half smothered sob and then little CULVER
| ing voice say.
81 am so sorry for the car, papa. didn'
know it could have the grip too. New
York World.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26
A Duel in the Cholera Times.

During the period of the cholera vista
ton DR.. Bruggemann one day had quar-
rel with a retired cavalry officer, who was
known to be professional bully. As
Bruggemann was the aggrieved party he
had the choice of weapons. The duel was
fixed for o'clock the next morning. The
champions and their seconds arrived
punctually on the scene of action.
"Sabers or pistols" inquired the officers
second.
Neither" said Bruggemann. 1.-THE
choice of weapons rests with me-"
At that moment his servant man brought
a basket containing two dishes of cucum-
Der salad and twelve unripe apples.
81 go in for cucumber salad" the doctor
coolly and politely remarked. 1.-The of
Tending and offended party shall each con
sumo six apples and this carefully weighed
portion of excellent cucumber salad. The
result we will leave to the cholera"
Our swashbuckler had no inclination u
try the effect of these murderous weapons
and a reconciliation was effected amid gen
eral hilarity .-Kalendar.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-26
College Men with Big Heads.

Mr.. Francis Cation is quoted as author
ity for the following conclusions in regard
to the size of the brain in university stu
dents:
Although it is pretty well ascertained
that in the masses Of the population the
brain ceases to grow after the age of nine
teen, or even earlier, it is by no means sc
with university students.
That men who have obtained high hon
ors have had, on the average, considerably
larger brains than others at the age of nine
teen.
That they have, on the average, larger
brains than others, but not to the same ex
tent, at the age of twenty-five. In fact
their predominance is at that time dimin
ished to about one-half of what it was.
Consequently, high honor men are pre-
sumably as a class both more precociou'
and more gifted throughout than Others
We must therefore look upon eminent uni
versity success as largely due to a fortu
nate combination of these two helpful con
ditions