The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-12-17
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sAip 10 ~ nwrr sirl With besa'ilu
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--rhs farmer .ho eiossly pscts biz los
q, sooa il ssis 10 s,riie the Porais
chord.
- Tie business 10 which yon khos
yor ccala ns,ke The neesy 10 ssbersliy ID
oiku ns1s
-Qasfie. Does Miss prm believ
.ssiyliiss ID Der Biblef Cyuiess Yes
tresp, The entry Of bet BIRTH.
- Phtcipsl Before you sii dovn II
vulo ltAi letter. Jacob. SO and sssb you
hspd.. slae there ~ill b. extra postage Il
pay
-nanubs Why 90 earth do you cal
Jour sita Misergf Luaia Most sppro
pta ta9o 10 toe void, sir. she Loves
compsgT.
lille (scared) Nov we've MIXED
the csv. sLstll We dot pop'll be ssiaI
nsd. Jimmie leqaal to the occasion) =
Wen drive hcr down 10 the pond snd oil
her np viib wstsr.
80 Mrs Callahan - want TO get pair oi
shoes for the little bye. Clerk-Pfench
kidi Mrs. O (indigpautiy) Indsde not
Hos me- owJ con - born and bred 10
Ameriky.
--Corr~pobdeoce editor 20 Here's Eel
Low Who wants 10 know hov be can acquire
81 dos Of language What shall ! say 10
hint Suske editor ASK bin II be ever
tried stepping on tack with bis bare feet.
- pair Of boots. . SLOUGH bat. . linen
buster. and no shirt. found recently in the
lonely woods. induced AZ ignorant coron
er's Jury to return verdict thst the de
ceased vas an editor Who Was murdered
OF bis money.
City boy (his hnl sight Of cow =
An thsi thing With horns is what You gel
your milk ont oll County Boy % couse
stupid; 40 butter 40 cheese, too, City
Boy Whesl II you could only get your
coffee al sugar from her. she'd be reg
MAR waikiki grocery store.
III had Known. sobbed young Mrs.
Fi,,s. that You would be such brute 10
poor Fido, never, never would have msr
ried you. Ny dear replied Mr.. Fits, the
anticipation Of kicking that miserable lit
tie beast va. one OF my chief reasons for
proposing TO you.
Nov. John, ssid the pessimists vile,
who had persuaded him to go to the cir
Gus. do hope you will try to throw aside
all care AID ENJOY yourself. l have, Msris
he replied. as be pszii at the contortion.
ist. but there It Is sgsia. the same old
struggle to make both ends meet.
"A Cosley couuiry farmer raised Geld
OF pupcoin aud ,tored II IN barn. The
barn TOOK Dire ann the corn begsn TO pop
aud filled 10 sore field An old mare 10
sneist boring pasture bad defective eye
sight, sas The corn. thought II WAS snow,
and lay down aud frozs TO death.
Kos iers seems to be- very attentive TO
Miss Miitens. Yes. he hss become ac'
qusihtsj sith her at last But guess he
never wonid have II II hadn't been for On
sceident. VIA, sor, OF an accident? You
zee, thry ran into each other 40 hard while
skstiue Yesterday that they both sat down,
that brrke The ice.
-L.nra-ll papa gives bis contept.
Geofss dear, when you go to ask him.
won't q be fairly transported with Joy
Geott .omesh,t apprebensively) Yes,
Lsurt ,d II il shouldn't happen to strike
him pelssorsbly aad he's feeling right we'll
j shouldn't wonder IL Id be considerably
moved any how.
--Eiitor OF the Wildcat Slide Avalanche
(lesyng his assistant in CHARGE: Now.
Aeub, ne boy, whsteyer ye do, don't I've,
spolcgz- Tor sp.thins ye IN. in the rape'
While lm away. Rrub (si,h troubled
brow Ma. sif; | reckon it'iI take all my
tina Splsrin ihiogs you wrote siore Was
put h. eiIssl
I1at VISA delightfully."- shrewd answer
oi the 4 I'D siie e Professor Robson, who
dislike he can, 'rpr,s-ions Of the reig, |
ions ng ~ " that day. She hsd invited
y seuil, msn TO Ginp,r: and he had accepted
with The t.st,stion. II | an spared
wesl. wssl, sid NJ $ II bison. II ys're dead
I'iiIs aF.ct3s
- 4 lAoy u five siifI having been check.
ed 10 uo pnfpose by b.. mother Tor teasing
her ~bsn she wss busy. vas thus sddre,
ed: NJ, dear hsile boy. II you loved
mother Won would try and please her by
doing shst you are told wherupon re.
piled The DO, Mother, ru trying 10 please
God. cant ries.e everybody.
~, uae sie ] had .uch = fright last
eveui q ,upp,f. "l,d Will II be Low
ed re. Her bet friend -Yesp Aud what
did be sa,Y rhais in', Il; be didn'i say
vord iis face inruei red. aud be fcov
led s~iuliY. On. Eel, 30 I'D. And vss
he really 81 angry as tbaif No, you eoos.
sy, be wasa, .ssr, 81 all He'd pn. Iiecs
Of bot potato ipio bic mouth. Bot. my
~ssnt Heightened.
TIE iollo-ins notice is on M Irish
church daot. Thus Is 10 siye notice tina, no !
reftrr j. 3 be buried 10 Ibis churchyard
bu, iaose lsius 10 the parish. Those Who
~i.h to ns bnried are desired 10 spply 10 /,
me. Eplrasn Grab. Parish Clerk. Here I
10 sEoil,.r Kindred specimen: Notice {
The church wndens will held their quar-
terry meeting. once 10 iii weeks. in,tesd
Of bali yesriy ss formerly. 10 The April Of