The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1891-03-31

before all those people and make me
the laughing stock of the travellers!
lust won't stand it."
She stamped her foot frequently TO
impress upon the counseling consta.
be that she meant business. But
Mr.. Brady had a scheme. He de,
sired to get the young couple together
and then witness reconciliation. The
papers were made out and the con-
stable, accompanied by the Injured
bride, started for the depot to take
possession of her worldly goods. The
nervous woman was in a hurry and
she and Mr.. Brady went flying to the
depot by virtue OF a promise TO the
coachman of an extra fee. During
this ride the bride of only few days
broke down and began to cry. The
constable told her that her husband
did not mem anything, but was over
come by his love for her, hence the
kiss. This consoled her to some de-
gree, and she began to inquire if it
were not possible to recall the re-
plevin.
Certainly" said Mr.. Brady. That
was just what he wanted.
A HAPPY Decentralization.
Getting on the south side of the
depot, Mr.. Brady heard the lady ex-
claim, There he is!'' and suddenly
leave his side and hurriedly hasten to
that nf gloomy bIue-looking gentle
man who was trying to push a hole in
the planks with a small cane.
"John!" "Susie!" The people
around In the immediate vicinity
heard these explanations, and look
ing around they saw a young woman
sobbing with her face on the shoulder
of a fine looking young man. The
man looked puzzled but happy, while
the lady was uncOncious of all sur
roundings. She did not care who saw
her now. ALI unpleasantness was for
gotten. The couple had made up, but
did not kiss. Carney looked as if he
would like to, but ne had had one ter
rible experience ami that was enough.
Constable Brady took the document
from his pocket and deliberately tore
it to pieces. When the bride sought
him TO say that his services were not
needed he had disappeared.
The young people, now thoroughly
reconciled, began to make prepare.
tons to go to a hotel together, and
decided that they would take their
trunks with them. While they were
making arrangements with the cab.
men and expressmen, they were found
by Post-Dispatch reporter. When
accosted on the subject the bride
groom at first denied that there was
any truth 10 the statements in reg trd
to the affair, but the bushes on the
brides face betrayed him, and he
blandly acknowledged that he had
been telling white lies.
HOW THU r-or-prr ,posr
1T was all caused by an untbought-
full action on my part, said the bride.
groom. owe were sitting in the
drawing-room and l kissed her. /
didn't think of the people, and of
course litter went around the circle.
Then my wife" fondly Strengthening
himself up, chad perfect right to
get angry. l agree with her and have
been calling myself fool for the past !
hour. Then to make matters worse L |
baDtered words with her when knew |
[ was to blame, and thus deepened |
the chlsm that was apparently opening
up between us. As soon as my anger,
caused by her first cutting remark |
had died away, L wanted to 60 and |
ask her pardon, but was restrained by |
foolish pride. Even when / saw her |
drying away up town in the cab /
wanted to call her back, and it seemed |
as though something held me back |
and kept me from doing what was
right in telling that l was in blame. |
"There is no use talking, that hour
[ spent waiting for my wife was the |
longest one that / have ever exper-
fenced. 1t seemed as though I could |
not think. But it was certain that |
she would return for her trunks, so |
concluded that it would be best to
remain where | was until her return.
'Are you going to print this?"
asked the bridegroom, as he was get.
ting ready to jump into the cab.
When told that such would most
probably be the case, he turned to his
wife and said that they could change
their name for the time being and
escape the publicity. He then Or
dered the cab driver to take them to
the Lindell hotel, where they regis
tered as ]. @. Wilson and wife, San
Diego, Cal. The husband said that
he and his bride, while originally
intending to remain in the city for