The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-10-08
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D " gAfMeA's FHNfN~N- V"
iug "a uesi bic csssonsr hsii'sfish
-gtsse are the day, When The hsmp
ara tie paDriis are both sesiisg very
seesy.
me shsaes a wight are falling iss'.
nns Mr. Mills ~ be wes, 10 pail down iee
bias md lsried il Of the roller
"A ,sllot Who csst swim 10 sbons -
badly a. 40 soldier vbo cani ron. We
,hcals sl~sy, I've prepared for smsrseD'
eifs
-E4bsl-I have bad mote ihsn airy
sssrs 90 far tbs season. Msud-for the
hsd'. sslef Who homf Eihel-from
George.
"A Boston child. beeoning inpssieni 81
lie mothers delay 10 bearing It's evening
prsyors, trelsimed: Come. nsnms, Dods
s.vsitin.
Tosobsr Nov. can any Of the pupils
tell ne stAi is meat by the pass OF The
church. Bright Boy The man Who takes
mp tho collection.
-Grofse-I hope that you'll DO, be
afraid II take my gun along 10 our stroll
this aternoopf Sarah oh. dearl But i
hope lie . pop'snn:
DO no, put your light under bushel;
bu, this does not mean that you shall
spend I'll your life marching 10 scream
log torchlish, procession.
-Hnsbsnd Il zee that . woman IL about
to apply for seat 10 the New York Stock
Erchsnse Wife Why don't some OF the
men &c, up and give her seat.
ost-Gress Scott! There are thirteen
.. the table, Guest Surely you're not
40 srperstitious - all ths,f No. but there
10 only food enough for twelvel
There 10 . fortune for the millinsr who
shsll devise bonuet that can be worn 10
any par, Of church and always presen'
the trim med side 70 the congregation.
-Den,st (kipdly) Nov does this burt
your Psiisui-I don't mind your working
on the tooth 90 much, but II You will ius'
ease your sleeve button ont OF my righ'
eve I'll be much obliged.
- an sorry TO learn your mother Is 'll
said Tue sympsthizipg teacher 70 the little
eirl who bad come 10 late IL sbe sicl
sbed. No, quite. replied the truthful
child. She's Just sick sofa.
Mics Bulner Il should think Il would
be Notifying TO Miss Ward to lose bel
temper 80 often. Mr.. DeLoud-l should
think IL would give her considerable salts
faction IL she could lose /. once and no
recover 1t.
The prayer OF the Connecticut clergy
man who said, o Lord we thank Thee tina
Thou 80, orthodox, has been eqnslled b,
an old lady in Sslina. Kan. who prefscet
her petition With o Lord, Thou hast prob
ably read 10 the newspapers how Thy de-!
was desectated yesterday.
The iollosins incident occurred 10
Mediord school A class 10 grammar va
recit,bg, aud Que OF the young boys VA
asked TO compare "sick." He began In
thoughtful way. Sick. psused while hi
brsin struggled with the problem. then b
Aaisbed trlumphsntly. Sick. worse dead.
jones reading aloud) "A true, good
noble woman is ever ready to make her
self q doormat for the man she loves!
Ab, Dolly. those are the women who max
the hes, wives Mrs. J. who is not OF thi
TYPED Yes. dear. and the worst husbands
-S1 you have been abroai' Yes. Dix
you visit Psris' Yes, but VIC stopped onl.
one day there. We went there TO improv
ourselves 10 the French language. wer
awiuIly disappointed, How so3 Why
they don't speak the French there at all
We do.
MIRA Bunney Il really cannot under
stand bow IL is that G.yleigh and bis Wit
do DO, get along we'll together. Every
body you know. always ssid they wer
made for each other Mr. Buuney
doeso't signify My coat WAS made for m
bu, 1, doesn't o. worth cent
Mrs wicks'aif Nj dear, this ribbo
yon have brongb, home for Fido is chad
too light Wick.,sff An right. Ill r.
y over. Mrs. wicks,sff t,he next day.
Ms dear. I'm sorry. bn, the ribbon 20
have broush, home today Is shade TO
DARK. Wicks,sG tsesrilyj-Then wait nj
,ill tomorrow. and III change the dog.
The eud Of the argument. Meyer
stein - You voc eresd Teller TO put on aiI
sind nf remembers your gran iader vc
noddings bot der villsche bspgmsn In Pt
lendl Biumenroih -Yswl | remember
dot too. IN, your grants vas der las
Won be bsoe,l (And then the clswiD
besau.)
A young Sco,cbmsn vss once haltin
betviI, too loves, one possessed Of besut
snd The o,b-f OF coz. 10 despair OF u
fisirs a, . decision. he spilled Tor sdvie
ios eanuy comps,riot. who delivered hin
self .bus: Marry the lass that hss the co'
for there's 10 the deeferepce O . 600
value in any ,ss weemio 10 Christendom.
The .bort,st speech on record-an
that. too. made by . voman-is heard I
10 Indiana A woman walked several mils
10 be.r sermon, aud the pastor vas
pIessed ., this appreciation thu. be Gale
upon her TO tell the congregation how et
c,me there. Rising slowly abe locke
then over With great solsmniiy. and sAis
booted IL Then she eat down again.
Big Bro,bef-I should like 10 kno
What you have been ninirs With that To-
ssphesd fori Pretty sis,e, (iodisnantly
II haven't; Yes, Yen have He told