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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

There seems to be little going on
in musical circles of late, but there
is much talk, among musical people,
of the marvellous cure of Miss b,
the high contralto singer, who has
long suffered from a severe throat
or bronchial affection, superinduced
by Catarrh in the Head, and who
has been perfectly cured by the
use of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy,
coupled with the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. For
all bronchial, throat and lung affec-
tions, and lingering coughs, the "Dis-
covery" is an unequaled remedy.
When complicated with Chronic
Nasal Catarrh, its use should be
coupled with the use of DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. OF all druggists.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
The PuIpit and the stage

Rev: F. n. shrout. pastor United Brethren
Church, Blue Mound. kan. saws: II feeI H
my duty TO tell what wonders DR.. Kings New
Discovery has done for me. My lungs were
badly diseased, and my parishiOners thought ]
could live only few weeks. took five bot.
ties of DR.. Kings New Discovery and am
sound and well, gaining 90 lbs. in weight"
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny Folks.
writes: AFTER a thorough trial and convincing
eoyery heats 'em all, aud cures when every
thing else fails. The greatest kindness can
do my many Thousand fFiends Is 10 urge them
to try IT, Pree trial bottles at Dr., Bishops
drug store,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

If You WANT Dry Goods, Notions, Carpets.
Shoes, Hats, Groceries or Fashioua6Ic Tailor,
ing. go to Beachley's great stores. at Hagers-
town.
MosT PEOPLE Work HARD to get a little
cash. You make it to spend, but be sure and
see Beachley IL Co.'s five great stores. on the
Public Square, at Hagerstown, before you buy.
Their stores are full of nice, new goods at very
low prices.
STRAW HATS must be sold to get room for
fall goods. See them before it is too late at
Beachley & Co-'e, HaSerstown,
PURE WHITE SUGAR, only five cents for it.
and all other goods equally cheap at Beachley's (
great stores. at Hagerstown.
THE DOMESTIC AsD WILCOX & G1BBs sew
ING MACHINES are combined. You buy but
one and really get two. This is the latest won
der of this age. Sold only at conlpany's office
Beachley's Shoe and Hat Store, Public SQUARE,
Hagerstown.
BLANKETs, New and Cheap. Beacblev 4
Co have Just bought large stock at very low
prices and they are willing TO sell them al sae.
rihce prices. This is the time to buy.
LADIES AND Misses OUr1se sp1prs
Misses and Children's Shirt-Raists. &c. Ex.
eellent stock at very low prices, at Beachiey's,
BICYCLE SUSDRIEs -Beachlev&Co tbelive
merchants of Hagerstown, have lust received
special invoice of Bicycle Sundries. consist.
ing of Lamps. Oilers, Tool Bags, Bells. ear.
rlers, Hose, Caps, Shirts, Wrenches. Cement
Iowelst &c Prices cheap as cheapest. co.
4pinpla Bicycle Headquarters, Public Square
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

a very interesting session of the
Grand Lodge of Good Tcmplars was
held at Keyser September 2 and d.
The reports of the officers showed that
the Order is in a fourishing condition.
The following officers we're elected
for the ensuing year: G.. G.. T., julius
X. Monroe, of Kingwood G. v. T..
Miss E. Tillie Charlton; G. C0un'r,
j. Ami Martin, of Kingwood G. S. j.
r., Miss Mary NJ. Jessop, of Austin !;
G.. Sec, Jas. b. Morgan, of Gerards-
town; G. Tr., Lewis Largent, of Paw
Paw; G. Chap'n, Rev. b. b. Evans,
of Weston; G. NJ, John r. Gott, of
Hinton G.G., Mrs. T.. l.. Swinburne,
of Charleston G. s., j. r. Holmes,
of CanneIton; G.. ID. NJ, Miss Lucy
Carskadon, of Keyser; G. A. s., Is.
r. Boyd, of Talcott; p. G. G. r.,
w. A. Strickler, of Richie C. H.
Hinton, Summers county, was se-
lected as the place for holding the
next annual session.
The /. o. G. I. is the leading tenn
perance organization in the world,
having lodges in every civilized conn-
try on the globe4 and is entirely nom
political and unsectarian in character
and work. The Order is prepared to
give remuneratiYe employment to
qualified persons in all parts of this
State, full particulars of which can
be obtained ny addressing j. X.
Monroe, @. G. r., Kingwood, or J. B.
Morgan, G. s., Gerardstown, w. Va.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
Specimen Cases.

8. Il. Clifford, New CasseI. Wis, was trou-
bled with Neuralgia and Rhenmatisin, his ston-
ach was dlsordered, his liver affected TO an
alarming degree, appetite fell away and he
was terribly reduced IN flesh and atfength.-
Three bottles Of Electric BitterS cured him.
EDWARD Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,, had a
running sore on bis leg of eight yGarB' stand
ing. Used three bottles Of Electric BItters and
seven boxes of Buckien's AFnica SaIye and his
leg tg sound and well. John Speaker, Cataw-
ba, o., had i've large fever sores on his leg
doctors said he was ineurable, One hottie
Electric Bitters and one box BuekIen's Aruica
SalVe cured him. Sold bH DR.. Blhhon. drnogfst
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

Rev. w. F. Hammer, of the Mem
phis conference, has been assigned
to the pastorate of Greene NJ. z.
Church South, at Roanoke, Va.
White tar is one of the latest in
ventions or discoveries. 1t will not
become soft under the SUMS rays in
any climate, aud is expected to be
used largely in calking the deck seams
of fine yachts.
Two boys in Liverpool deliberately
drowned a companion by holding his
head under water, and then robbed
the dead body of the clothing, which,
after drying, they obtained money on
at pawnshop.
An East Indian prince has lately
had bed made for him in Paris at a
cost of $4,000. Its mattress is a
huge musical box and its canopy is
supported by automatic figures that
wave fans to cool the air.
1t is said that chocolate is used in
the interior of South America for
currency, as are cocoanuts and eggs.
Norway even now uses corn for coin.
In India cakes of tea pass as currency
and in China pieces of silk.
If a poison has been accidentally
swallowed, instantly drink pint Of
warm water in which has been stirred
a teaspoonful of salt and one or two
of mustard. A half glass of sweet
oil will render many poisons harmless.
A new enemy of the potato vine has
made its appearance in Michigan
The vine when attacked begins to wilt
at the top. In the hollow of the stem
is found worm nearly an inch in
length, which appears to sap the life
of the plant.
For severe hemorrhage from the
nose, try holding the arms of the pa
tient up over the head for five min
utes at time. A small piece of ice
wrapped in muslin and laid directly
over the top of the nose, will usually
give relief.
A very good shampoo is made of
salts of tartar, white CASTLE soap, bay
rum and lukewarm water. The salts
will remove the dandruff, the soap
will soften and clean the hair thor
oughly, while the bay rum will pre-
vent taking cold.
The captain of the first company of
the Thirty-seventh FusiIeers of the
German army, stationed at Koto schin,
found sentinel asleep. He disci-
plined the whole company by parad-
ing the men four times on one day.
Twenty-one men were absent from
the last parade. They were arrested,
tried by court-martial and sentenced
to Imprisonment in a fortress for
terms varying from 18 to 81 months.
The affair has created a sensation in
Berlin.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
Private John Aliens Value as
Counsel.
From the washlngtop slar.l !

/
Private John Allen, of Mississippi,
is by all odds the best story teller in
the House, and, although he seldom
laughs at his own stories, no one en-
tjoys the hearing more than he does
the telling. Unlike good many
story tellers Allen enjoys one at his
own expense, and in his very large
repertoire he has number. Here is
one that he tells, which has never
been in print: Allen was engaged as
counsel in n case by an old farmer
down in Mississippi, and when the
case came up for trial he failed 10 put
in an appearance. The lawyer on the
other side was unwilling, however, to
take any advantage of the Tupelo
statesman, and at his suggestion the
Judge continued the case till next
term, with caution to Aliens client
to be sure and have that gentleman
on hand. The next term arrived,
and the case in due order was called,
but still MIR. Allen did not put in an
appearance. The old farmer said Al
len was in town, and at the sugges-
ton of the opposing counsel the court
agreed to pass the case informally
and take it up later in the day, while
the unfortunate client went out to
hunt his derelict counsel. He spent
the morning in earnest pursuit of Al
len, hut that gentleman could not he
found, and when the case was called
again judgment by default was taken
against AIlen's client. Scarcely had
the decree been entered when the
missing lawyer made his appearance.
1t seems that AIR. Allen had been
travelling the night before or had been
up with few friends, but at any rate
he did not retire till late and had
spent the morning in the arms of
Morpheus recruiting his exhausted
faculties, Informed of the situation
he at once proceeded to make various
motions-to set aside the Judgment,
new trial, &c.-but the court over
ruled him in every motion and he was
obliged to'retire ciiscomfitted.
Look hero, john" said the old
farmer as they retired from the court
room, " have been chasing around
town all the morning for you and
couldn't find you until too late. You
are just like an old gray horse my
father used to have when L was a
boy"
How's that?" asked Allen.
!" Well, you see, that old gray was
a devil of a horse. He was always
getting out of the lot, and every time
he got out all hands on the place had
to turn out and chase him. He was
all h--lto catch, and when you caught
him he wasn't worth d-n.''
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ADVERTISING RATES.

Ono Square a inch or lcssl Itos- s-,,.eI.s =, IN
Each subsequent Insertion. = y ~ = = "a
One Square, three mouths. - 4 N
One Square, 9 months. - am
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Candidates Announeements-For County
Officers, $500; State or G6ngressional. $40 a.
Others at regular Advertising Rates.
Obituary Notices exceeding five lines 10 cts
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Liberal deductions made for ouurter Hal,
and Whole Columns, to Annual SenlfSS Sinnai
and Quarterly Advertisers
No advertisement to be considered bv the
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parties N
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
NelL1.nEnfc Peraoala

NetGTaSOtC Eep0OSl0
And those troubled with nervousness Yosulting
from care or overworkWill be relieved by taking
BrOIU5l'S IRON BtG9e5.s. f;euDtr,
has trade mark and crossed redIines on Erappsr
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

According to expert figures the
permanent tramp population of the
United States numbers so, 900.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
new SERIES, VOL. XVI. NO. So.
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
TUESDAY MORNING, sEpTEMBER22, 1891,

oHAaIas Rows. JEvr11aRI.son o0vNxr. W. VI.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
Shoe Shop Removed.
Man 26. 1sal-Iv.

TINE undersigned has removed his Shoe
L maker Shop to the house lately occupied
by Mr.. Manuel on West Main street. between
Water and West streets. and viii be pleased to
serve his old customers and the public general
ly. Special attention given to repairs. Charges
reasonable. L. WINEBREHNER
April 9. 1SS9-tf.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

1t was Ben johnson, we believe who. when
asked Malloek's question, Is life worth liy-
ing?" replied, 'Thnt depends ON the liver"-
And Bon johnson doubtless saw the doRble
point to the pun. The liver actIvu--quicls-
life rosy, everything bright, mountains Of trou-
bic melt like mountains Vf snow. The liver
sluggish-life dull, everything blue. molehilla
of worry rise into mountains of anxiety, and
as n resnlt-sick headache. dizziness, constI-
patton. Two ways are Open Cure perma.
suffer, or take pill aud get we'll Shock the
system by an overdose, or coax H. by q mild,
pleasant way.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets arc the mild
means. They work effectively, without pain,
and leave the system strong. One. little SUI
gar-coated pellet is enough, although whole
vial costs but % cts.
Mild, gentle, soothing and healing is DR..
sage's Catarrh Remedy. Only so cts. by drug
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22
Various items.

Rev. W. F, Hammer, of the Mem
phis conference, has been assigned
to the pastorate of Greene NJ. e.
Church South, at Roanoke, Va.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1891-09-22

Prof. ~ H.9 Crago, in an ihterestin.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

L. INSTALLMENT STOCK. = Mem
oersh1p fee, 81 per share, which carries
the stock the first month, after that the
monthly dues are 60 cents per share.
2. PAID UP INTEREST BEARING
STOCK.-$5o per share (par value, 5000,
yielding dividend, payable semi-an-
nually, January /, and July 1, of por
cent. per annum on the $50 paid in,which
is duly RENTED by check to tho share
holder.
8. The stock is expected to mature in
seven years from date of each series re.
spectively, the same being issued
monthly.
4. There is no investment anywhere
safer or more profitable than it's stock.
With the assets of tho Association in
vested in first mortgages on improved
town real estate, duly insured for tho
benefit OF the Association, on basis
not exceeding so per cent. OF It's value,
as ascertained by appraisers who are
themselves stockholders Of tho Asscci-
alton, while the debt of the member
borrowing is being curtailed overy
month of its existence, it is difficult to
conceive OF a safer inves tment than it's
stock affords to the prudent investor.
Apply at Home Office, ITO jefferson
street, or to
JAMES R. TERRY, or to SIMMONS,
CARPENTER & TINSLEY, Roanoke
va. apr19-1y
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
JnPancse Cigarettes.

An industry of great promise in Japan
FOR purposes of export is the manufac-
turc of cigarettes Japanese tobacco,
though not suitable for pipes or cigars,
makes excellent cigarettes, pronounced
by the majority of smokers to be only
q little inferior to cigarettes made with
Turkish tobacco, and the advantage is
very distinctly on the side of the
Japanese article in respect of cheap
ness,its ratio of price to that of
the Turkish being as three to five,
approximately. During the month of
May last the export of japanese cigar
cites to Shanghai aggregated $4,000,
from which it may be inferred that the
foreign residents of China are begin
ming to appreciate the Japanese article
Tut unfortunately. as is usually tho
case with everything exported from
this country, the necessity of keeping
up the quality of the article is not an.
:prcciatcd. Adu!tcra,on with leaves of
tho lotus, The Coba, and so forth has
been rcaortcd -. with Tic result G.
greatly injuring the reputation which.
the ciSrrcttcs were Just beginning L.
earn The Toxic News .s.,ency address.
esa word 81 tirael5 sTasnia;; - tie ...icr;.
sighta,,i manufacturers
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

them being larger than an ordinary
walnut. The stirring and heating
must go on until the curd has reached
proper stage of what is called edges
ton" 1t is then torn into narrow
strips like ribbons, for the curd by this
time is as firm in fiber as the breast of
a roasted chicken, and indeed looks
like it. These strips are then fed into
the sailing mill, where they are
thoroughly mixed with salt, and made
ready for the cheese press. Enormous
pressure is applied in this cheese press
in order that all the whey that by any
possibility remains may be squeezed
out.
From the press the cheese is taken to
the drying room, large airy chamber,
where it is left for days, months, or
even years, according to the quality de-
sired. 1t is frequently turned, and
much care is expended on it. All
cheese must go through the same
stages, the different varieties being
made by certain combinations of cream,
fresh and skinned milk.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
"Tho blue nen.s ChIoken,."

Everybody knows that natives of
Delaware are called the "Bluc Hens
Chickens" but not one in hundred
can tell you why they are so called.
The cpithct is said to have had it's
origin in the following: One of Della
wares most gallant fighters in tho war
of the revolution was IL Capt. Caldwell,
who was notorious for his fondness for
cock-6ghting. lie drilled his men adj
mirably, they being known through
ont the army as "Caldwcll's game
cocks" This same Caldwell held
to the peculiar theory that no cool, was
really game unless its mother was II
blue hen. AS the months wore away
Caldwell's men became known as the
blue Hens Chickens" n title which
only increased their respect for the old
game-cock captain. The nickname be.
came famous. and after the close OF the
war was applied indiscriminatcly TO all
natives of the Diamond state"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Guaranteed Cure.

WE authorize our advertised druggist
to sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. upon
this condition. If you are with Cough,
Cold, or any Lung, Throat or Chest
trouble, and will use this remedy as di-
rccted, giving it fair trial, and expo
rience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
We could not mako this offer did We not
know that DR.. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disap-
points. Trial bottles free at Christian
e Barbco's Drug Store. Large size soc.
and Sl.00.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
HOW CHEESE is MADE.
Facts which Are Not as Widely Known
They Should Do,

E6StS ''oaSAA nav RNOe AS NlQely lAnOWn
AZ They Should DO.
The first stage in the making of
cheese is that by which the curd is
separated from the whey, says Har-
per's Young People. This is done by
heating the milk to given temper
allure, varying according to the season,
and afterwards adding certain pro-
portion of rennct. When the cheese is
to be colored, the dyeing matter is put
i'll before the rennet. In less than half
an hour after the heat has been APP
piled the coagulation has SO far pro-
crossed that the curd, from which the
whey has been drawn, is ready to be
cut.
Almost the only instrument used in
the making of cheese is the curd-lSnife,
n curious looking arrangement some
thing like double comb with long
teeth. The immature cheese is both
cut and stirred with this. the curd be-
ing separated into small bits, none of
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
At tho Ncwsboy'a mission school.

Teacher Ito Micllcy)-Now, Mickey,
you read the lesson to me first and then
tell me, with the book closed, what you
read.
Mickey (rcading)-Sce the COW. Can
the cow run? Yes, the COW can run.
Can the COW run us swiftly as the horse2
No, the horse runs swiftcr than the COW.
CLOSING up his book to tell what he has
ready. Get onto dc cow. Kin her iip-
steps run? Bc'cher'life she kin run.
Kin dc COW do up de horse a runnin?
Nav, dc COW amt in it wild dc horse
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Eating Pleasant Grow.

Aunt Julia (who has not seen her
nephew in ten years)-You must come
up and visit me, Henry.
Henry (whosc recollcctions of the old
homestead involve early hours and
strict Puritanism>-I'd like to exceed
lngly. but I'm very busy just now.
Aunt Julia-I'm sorry. Your Aunt
Martha and l opened young ladies'
boarding-school IL year ago, and the
term opens on the first.
Hcnry-Comc to think of it, I shall
have little time on my hands along
about the second. Will it be convcn-
lent thcn?-Judgc.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
BUILDING ASSOCIATIONS.
The Iron Belt Building and Loan
Association
OF ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
AUTHORIZED CAPITAL, sss, 900, 900.
OFFICERS:

pREsIDENT-GEN. FITzHUGH LEE,
Ex-Governor of Virginia.
1sT VIcE-PREsIDENr = PEYTON L.
TERRY, President Roanoke Trust,
Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
I'd VICE PREsIDENr-S. w. JAMESON
Secretary and treasurer Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
SEcRErARY-JOHN OFT. late Cashier
City Bank Of Richmond.
TREAsURER-J. C. DAVENPORT, Cash.
Ter Commercial National Bank, Roa-
noko, Va.
GENERAL CONSERVATION. G. A. nc.
HUGH, Counsellor-at-Law, late OF
Charleston, s. c.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Asked for an Extension.

Young Husband-My dear, you re-
member that note for thirty days that
your father gave you for wedding
present?
Young Wifc-Yes; dear old fatherl
sha'n't forget his kindness very soon.
Young uusband-No, don't believe
you will. lie dropped in this morning
and said he wanted to renew it for sixty
days morc.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
How arey', me boy2"-Chicago Mail.
No Flowers,

Enthusiastic recalls for prima donna
at opera. Ushcrs passing down aisle
with immense baskets and floral de-.
vices.
Prima Domain low tone to conductor
OF orchestra-- will not take &c flowers.
Condmctor-Vy not?
Prima Donna-Ze florist sharge q
great deal too much for vun nights use
OF the flowers ven he sell zem again &c
next day.-Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Too Much Toll.

First Tramp-lf | had my way I'd
have 305 national holidays in the year.
Second Tramp-You would, ch? And
then there would be one working day
every four years. o, you are nice
one, you arcl You would make galley
slave of the poor laboring man, wouldn't
you?-TeXas Sftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
a Leader.

SINCE it's first Introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tonics and alter
atives-containing nothing which per-
mits it's use as a beverage or intoxicant.
1T is recognized as the best and purest
medicine for all ailments of Stomach,
Liver or kidneys.-It will cure Sick
Headache. Indigestion, Constipation,
and drive Malaria from the system.
Satisfaction guaranteed with each
bottle or the money will be refunded.
Price ouly SOC. per bottle. Sold by
Christian 81 Barbce.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Sho Was tho Umpire.

Tommy-Mamma, the boys all saw
that If L handle the stick in the ball
game this afternoon We'll beat the
Leather Rangers four to one
Tommy's Mamma-That's all right,
my son, but you are going to stay at
homo this afternoon and handle the
Stick for me, and we'll beat the carpet
worse than that.-Sporting Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18

Italian, but the assistance rendered by
him TO the French in their war with
Germany has also given him place in
the French heart. and thus the idea was
conceived by the French government
of erecting monument to his memory.
The statue was modelled by the French
SCULPTOR DelOyo
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
What He Needed.

Mr. Woodware-That young fellow
you have in your Office is the most con-
ccitcd puppy ever ran across
Mr.. Quccnswarc-Y Yes, l know; but
you must remember he is young yet,
and his character is not fully formed.
He has never been tried by fire.
MIR. Woodware-Then you'd better
fire him.-Good News
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Time to Grow AN Appetfte.

"Let's go into this restaurant and get
something to cat"
"But I'm not hungry"
THAT'S no matter; you will be before
you get anything. Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-12-18
Stage Jewels.

Props (rushing into managers of1ice)
That COMPOUNDED Sticky, the supe.
has stolen the stars diamonds!
Manager left them in your charge
and you will have to pay for them. I'll
dock you three dollars from this week q
salary Circular.