The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-07-30
B RIGHT BITS.

sAwYER-The proof of the pudding is in the
eating.
De Spep-No, it isn't. It's in the digesting-
Puck.
WENTMAN-Dont you think Daggitt is be-
coming au ass lately
Weeks-Yes; and the role of an ass is quite
becoming to Daggitt.-Ncw York Telegram
FLoRIsr-What was that man kicking about
you sold the roses to?
Boyle wanted to know if they were fast
colors; said the last ne got here faded.-Pttck.
JONES Glue Ribbon-to abstemious lady he
has taken to dinner)-Look here. madam, we
don't seem to be getting on q bit! Either you
must have glass Of champagne, or, by iove
must Punch.
The Parenthesis said to the Comma:
-FOUR luck as short stop ne'er swerves;
I'm afraid I'm not in il much longer,
For the Dash has got on to my curves"
Baltimore american
MISS OLDTNER-You play tennis very well for
one who has played so little.
Miss Newcomer-Thanks; shall be glad when
| can play as well as you do, but | suppose il
takes years and years of practice .ditmseys
UeeklH
MISS PRENT1cE-What do all those Sims sea
In the cars mean? How do you Get Home
on the lnstalment Plan"
Tom Dewitt-FirSt you get the house then
you get wife, and then the installments com
pletc the home.-Pitck.
An Saiu the mosquito IN greatest glee
u never can tell wha5 I'm going to be
With the coming of the morning light
| was Dutch last eve when the dark began
But now I'm full blooded freshman
For dlned on a lad from Cork last night "
Chicago Herald.
'DoN'T you think bye bye is rather a silly sort
of expression for sednte folks like us TO use
when we part2" she asked She stood in the
door OF his Office preparatory to her shopping
tour.
Dc b,-
.'on how you spell 1t. l mean buy, buy. ~
washington Post.
MISS PHGBE CoUzINs-I repeat it fellow-citi-
zens-one moment, please. 1t is not going to
be much OF a shower repeat it, was abused,
insulted, trampled upon by the indolent man
agement of the Worlds Columbian Exposition,
and I'm going to carry this case
The Angel Gabriel-Tootl loot. Too-o-o-oot,
Chicago Tribune.
WHAT a change there is in Jack Brown.
Not long ago he was the qmeteSt and most
sedate young man in town now he is one of the
fastest; goes to every horse race. prize fight
chicken tournament, and SO forth that takes
place"
Its all owing to Minnie Flasher. Jack
heard that she was fond of sports, so he became
one Ae,o York Press
Mrs GREEN 10 young physician whom she
has called in hes.e) 10, doctor. doctor I fear
you have made terrible mistake! Ny daugh-
ter had that prescription which you sent her
last night filed and took a dose OF the medi
cine. Now she exhibits every symptom OF
poisoning. o.
Dung Physician - Prescription, madam?
Why, that was en- offer of MARRIAGE Puck
My NAME is Old Subscriber. | was born in
1861 know all about the Baltimore convep-
| tiyn OF 1864. could tie one hand behind me and
tell whether Mr.. Lincoln wished Hannibal Ham
lin or Andrew jackson nominated. But am
eccentric. am a strong character. man Of
simply tremendous will power. | am not go
ing to write to my home paper. am going to
brace myself and shut my teeth resolutey to-
my boy, courage! Stick to IT, Don't write
No, sir; l going to show tue poor, weak
world that there is one man who can Withstand
the temptation to prove that he was the person
TO whom Mr. Lincoln Entrusted all his political
secretS.-DetrOit Free Press.