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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02
THE CALKINs' CAMPAIGN.
Outrageous FAlsehoods by the Oeosta
Claimants Boomers

The most peculiar feature about any news
pape- Of Washington that comes 20 our notice ia
the ridiculous stuff printed By the Tacoma GJobs
a. Washington City teieg.sphle special II i rot
only peculiar but ridiculous. because any
reader of ordinary wit can see that il Is either
manufactured AZ the Office Of the paper in
Tacoma OF else made 10 order a. Washington
City, and Is neither news nor truthful surmi4es-
Fer sample read this. eat from Mondays Globe:
senator squire, IL was known last session, was
on pins lest wilson should oe candidate FOR
his seat 81 the coming legislative session. and
met al oyertuTcS OF friendly movements or the
part OF the representative with suspicion, and
no doubt believed that Wilson was ali the time
figuring 10 be his fSguiTes q successor. squire
never seems 10 have taken into account the TACT
there was = very able man Oh Puget sound whom
the people Of Washington wo1ld rally around
when Il came 20 the election Of United States
senzt0g. squire seems 70 have entirely over
locked the fact that Judge C4lkIns was Popular
with the people inst he has failed 10 represent
since his e1ectlo2 20 the senate
II the Gas5s has correspondent in Washington
City he knows full well that - uire and Wilson
were and always have been the best OF friends,
and that Wilson never had an aQdibie thought
Of succeeding 70 Sauire's seat IN The Senate
While Wilson has wisely refrained from taking
part in the senatorial contest, he las always re-
ALLEGED the business OF SSuire's desire 20 De re-
tanned for full term As 80 the peopfe Of
Washington stSte r2Ilying sro1nd CzIkirs-weII.
that makes the people tired " 10 has snv psr-
ticul2r regard. OF even respect, for CAIki1s that
there should BE- rally" around hims What
has he done Scr this state %. in fact sry other
that hzs earned him the r1gss 20 expect rally ?
How many persons outside Of It's political
henchmsn know him snywsyt
He came 70 Washington 70 hold o1sce, 9na
Ike othsllo. bis occupation gone. Il lie has 20
gain livelihood u Say other wzy. When the
people OF Washington rally Gru-r5- rxu
they want 70 know where % h1d hsz. and as
Calkins bssnF yes decided Whether be lives in
Tacoma MukLteo, spokane Falls u Ocos.z il Is
rot likely the rAllying VII take place tbs win
ta-
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NONE OF THESE IN THE ALaASAcs

Chief-Yoz ara good one TOu are Here you
hare les one Of the snocsasst crooks N the
country slip right out OF your fingers Patrol
raaa-But be proved that he wasn't the nsu
wanted. Chfef-who hyr Parrolnsn-Ss by
well he didn't prove Il BY anybody. But he
offered % be- ne twenty 20 one that be WASH
the mAn--EndsGscpoalz JosrNsl
First Divorce Lawysr-How Is IL yo1 manage
70 get 90 many more divorce eases than Il
Second Divorce LAwyer-By izdieious edver-
Using First Divorce LAwyer-Ho~ do You work
iss second Divorce lawyer Alwsys send cards
and circulars 70 the wife OF any man who sends
ne typswrirten letfsr-kgaseg's Weekly.
Young Lady tcus yachsing1-whzti Is the Eat
ter, Captain Qu.rserdeexs CSpe&in-The fact "a,
KY dear yoE2g Lady, we've broken or rrd6er.
Young LADY, wouldn't wo-Ty about that The
rud6er is mostly under water anyhow, E0u
know, ard Il isas likely people VIII notice it,
Se- FerE Eeefsy.
First small Boy-weu pay Africa III De
STANLEY an III 20 ahead with Jimmy and May
into the jungle and yO1u Be the rear guard az
STAY behind Second Ditto-Bur whasM we dos
ssDoi Why, yc1 tess write whole pie 0 letse-x
and dTrSes an ssy In no good, an dan Sghs
with each ether see. .-Raxto& Tr1rssse--
Old Mo1Sa-Eeep sway from that rlsee-
Young Morse-There's nice piece OF cheese
here. Old Mouse-Don't yea know that Eksa
cheese is DIT 50 tempti1gfy IN yoCr path that Il
Is uzrt q szapA Yen haven't any more sense
than an ordinary American v0eer--Geod ssEs-
~YoU- Recommendations srs al right, bzr have
xoT x-y mora scsfoEs-xrs -0nly o1e-4 PIzt0nic
sweetheart What do you mean bs Piasenie
affection n saeh ezse- "a sweetheart whose
love has no reference 20 veAs Dc gets II The
kitchen -FEegezss B1tter-
Mi<r-esS-Taas uxs very nice letter OF PAT
rex Offering yoa marriage. Mari What shall
sAy in rsSfv fcr you: Msry-TeA htEs- mGm.
Z yOa pzzze. fhs- when / ges nF wages raised
next rnezth. num- that L begin 10 save Tor the
wsS1ain Eaings.-J1Gss
a4whst's TIE matter. Wazs are yo1 laughing
st.f awhy, it's Just occurred 10 ne that The
nave OF s church Is the right bower fog r.
psnsens ginnez.-6 raeksyz LIE
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ted to diseases that fall within the range
OF the germ theory as propounded BY lead
ing m;cTobists.
Not only il this subject 70 interest po-
liticzI economists and 10 suggest modih-
cations Of views a. 70 the relations between
population and the means Of subsistence,
but inevitably Ii must lead 10 material re-
adjustments in calculations connected
with life-Insuranee. With al or the
greater number Of most deadly diseases
due 10 germs that may be conveniently
and certainly destroyed, the average tex
pecsafi0nn o. insurance value" Of life
must be greatly extended
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02
BRIGHT NoErHwEsT NEWS.

L. z Harris has monster native eagle wDiEn
was killed n the Blne mountains southeast Of
Dayton Last week II measures seven feet three
inches from tip TO tip and weighs fourteen Or
fifteen pounds--DssFss IsdGsd<--
William Crosby, & years old 8 sxidder IN q
logging camp GEAR Arlington was killed last
sunday. He was drunk and Lar down Oh the
railroad track to rest using The rail scE pillow
Pretty soon train came along
Billy Mitchell, OF the Buck Horn ranch. set 4
tap for some kind OF al a1iTzl that Was vissE-
ing his chicken house and LAST week caught a
large lynx weighing f0rty-sour poGnds-EatT-
gle fgzEScrCzt
During the late heavy winds the spar buoy
which las marked the channel around the
northwest end OF Seniaamoo spit became de-
tached and hss drifted sEsy.-Bzclze Journal
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Cersage Bouquets for Men.

If the bo1tonnieres OF men grow much
larger they viii arrive AZ the dignity OF
corsage bouquets. i year or so ago the
most pretelfious swell considered the
lapel Of his coat sufficiently decorated II il
bore 8 small rose or spray Of fern. Then
he increased the sire Of the boutonniere BIZ
an extra rose or bunch of violets, snd
the fashion nnSisy came around 70 gar
6enias and what are known SIS " hite pinks
First. men wore two white pinks, then
three, then four. anL now they frequently
wear ave in bCneA- Il Is the least harm
less fashion 10 which men are addicted,
however. NJ which no che compIains-
least o. al the Eorssts-
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MALTHus AND THE mrcRosrsrs

Late discoveries and pending investiga-
tons In regard TO disease germs and
modes Of destroying them may make il
necessary 10 medify the arguments that
have been advanced against the famous
theory Of Malthns. respecting the danger
that the population of the earth will out
grow the limits of subsistence,
The critics of Nautilus and his theory
have depended largely upon epidemics
and complaints that have been regarded
as hereditary and incnrahle 20 exercise
sufficient restraining inauenoe on the
growth of population. The Asiatic cholera.
smallpox. scarlesina. diphtheria, con
sumption and other pulmonary COM
plants have been favorite and effective
allies of the opponents Of the MAlthasian
theory.
But the microhists, with their germ
theories and discoveries, seem destined TO
rob these most dreaded diseases Of their
terrors, and Of the same time 20 knock
away the supports of these anti Malthasisn
arguments. Jenner, by making small-po
. comparatively harmless disease. hsd
ALREADY a0ueu iuStSsfAtkS 70 tue SNNSfA
average Of human life. Now il begins TO
appear that about all Of the msladies
which have added most largely to the
death rate are to be robbed OF their viru-
lence and death-iniicting qualities
If the present apparently well-grounded
claims of the mierohists shall be sus-
tanned, and shall not be counteraeted by
some hitherto unknown and unforeseeahle
check, the effect in reduction of death.
rate. increase of average Of life and conse-
quent increase Of population cannot fail TO
be enormous Ii is estimated that fully
one-haif-some have placed IL IS high as
soper cent. and upward-of the deaths in
. 1sRe enh tAe U3ted States are atsvibu-
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OCOsTA CLAIMANT DECEIVED.
Mr.. +. Ewing Opposes Squire, Bat Sup
ports 7. Ewfng Only


Seattle Special in Spokane Spokesman
The Tacoms papers are resorftng to al sorts OF
oufIandish schemes C bolster up the cause Of
Judge Calkfns in the senatorial contest The
Globe prints foolish story 20 the effect that
there is disrnay In the squire camp caused by
the announcement that Tom Ewing has sspar-
sted from the Squire forces This the Tacoma
paper prints 40 nexs- Il Is . well known fact
that Ewing has not been supporter OF squire.
Ewing announces that while he Is lot for squire
he IL against caIkins, and declares that he VIII
pull OF his coat for q certain mxn IN King
county IL be IL put up In Squiress place
This dark nag is Colonel Ewing himself He
stands ready and willing to be struck By sena-
toriai lightning. That Is well known here. but
Ewing enters the race TOO late Then again be
IL no politician He Ia good fellow and one OF
the best known business men in seattle, but his
political influence 10 not concealed shout his
person Even II he were 70 attempt 60 stzra-
pede the squire ranks the eject would not be
noticeable. Ewing cannot control one vote n
the King delegation % long - Squire 10 in tie
feic
Representative Reiahxrs, Of Spokane, arrived
In this city this evening and predicts good asss
for Senator squire east OF the nountstnA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

Judge Brown- the Presidents recent sppointee
70 TIC supreme oeneh, is eVideatiy Merry man
and possessed OF '-caln tu1ieial mind" even
when last asleep The Milwaukee Seatsnel says
thai s0Tze years $50 the judges house in Detroit
w4s entered BY burglar, who aroused the Judge
and demanded his money al the pistols point,
bat before the rascal coGld shoot the Judge
drew his revolver from under his pillow and put
e1lie; into the soonndrel, which proved fatal
This desrActs nothing from the other high teSti-
uoEisls that ars showefed upon Judge Brown
By his Micigan neighbors- From ali accounts
Tie President has made happy selection
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

Physicians generally play successfully
the part of good sanA-itans. and some
times willingly and sometimes unwilIingly
forexo fees that they have honestly earned,
their psxients being unable or unwilling 10
pay the doctor. and leaving his bill Is the
last 10 be settled A student Of medicine.
who was before the coroner yesterday.
seems destined to reform the ethics of the
profession. A yoang man ROT admitted 20
practice. who all charge s. for visit 20
patient already dead. and takes his fee out
Of the Christmas savings Of the children
before leaving the heUss, sets a neE exam
ME ior the profession
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02
A Big BEND Farmer.
Watervllle Emp.p.

Mater Nash has : smile q satisfaction when
ever the sUhtect Ct farming Is mentioned Re
claims the honor 81 being TIRE heaviest farmer
in the Big Read, and 80 FAR as beard from = en-.
titled 70 this distinction his Gcresge this vez~
In cultivation vas 10 acres. fron which nc has
Just finished threSkias i-aso bushels OF whsst
and A&ee bushels OF cats sEd barley. besides
having sixty tons Of hay and other truck -sos
numerous 10 mention -
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

The Democratic congregation OF the Rev.
Flrer, lste Republican candidate Tor governor OF
Arkansas, have arrSignesi and ara trying hin for
having rasds the campaign without their per
mission. There Is q great deal 81 senxtiveness
60 ;he acre among the Democrats Of Arkansas
They csaros stand Repabi,caaism mixed with
their religion
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

Fanny nsyenPorts manager having sdver-
Used that her new French Costumes cost $4,000,
the o1sSeers 81 the New YORK custom house were
inclined 20 collect duties on that basis. and
were u0nplEssed when the invoice mAaA IT ap-
pear that they only cost one-fourth OF TIA,
SUM There is No law compelling theatrical al.
vevsisaxs - tell the truth
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02
NEW PAPER FOR PORTLAND.
cable Corps of Newspaper Men From
the last VIII Try Their Lack.

RortISa3 Specisl IN Philadelphia Press
The eltlxens Committee. consisting Of -err-
esrS Of the Board Of Trade and the Oregon board
al immigration. have raised guarantee Of
sloc.ao lo7 sAe pgrT-cse OF ss@rtirg al inSerers-
enI Democratic daily newspaper n this civ.
This guarantees hss been given 10 M Franz :
Grsy, formerly manager OF the Nex Yo-k Es;l
cEa S-p-sSS. The nes paper vii be called TIE
Portland Trs5sx1s NJ Gray Ell a-fnr Win
hin an she corps q Newspaper nea trSn re
East. Ths 6rss Rumhsr VII De iSsaed sbout
MsrSA next
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

Queen Victoria. through Cardinal Manning,
has assured the pope thzt she viii make no %
!eetson - the cznoniEztion Of Joan Q: Arc,
whom her British predecessors burned IS q
Witch. Her majesty Is In secora with TIE
weird. which. as Gsliiea remarked. naores
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The Northern rscsdc RsslTosd vsssnale Din
ing and Sleeping Co Line. Gsily service 70 81
Paul. Minneapolis ealEth end Caicago No
change oi cars ANA ssensy-izvs miles the short
est route @ Cs1taga. TSErizt sleerlGg cars
through. paseaag passengers IN tie / zloa depot
Chicago. sevea haers and th1EtysSSx minutes
ahead OF ether lines, A. ChileeFg. city ticket
agent, 7ls >eepad street. Bostca hook & zo2-
HIN, depot ticket akeass Seattle
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Mr.. Barton Not the slanderer
Olympia Capital.


Those in position 10 know claim that C. NJ
Barton viii have 10 difEc1ity IN securing re-
election - secretary OF the state senate This
Is accounted for By reason Of the Large number
OF hoEd-oyers In the senate ard the eszeient SER
vices he rendered N that position during the
last session o. the legislature. Mr.. Barton dis
claims ali responsibility for ths Augwunp Eso-
sstsoa Of Robiusoais poster turiag tie late elee-
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The postage on the New Years edi-
tien OF the RosT-INTEILIGENC
will be THREE CENTS. This amour,
Is absolutely requisite. and any papers
put Tn the pesfoffice with a less amount
of postage viii not be delivered.
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STATE Or WssExSGrpx4
COUNTY o. kxSs, -
l. L TURNER casAsee sf tae seovenarz@d
bark % salezzniy sEez- sAas Ehe above zzzz@r1sEs
i srzzs % tie nesz * zzy kao~5sszze aaz asSzez
L TURNER CzsA5<r-
Snbscrsaes ard zzHo-z 70 before NJ tbs Sis dag
a D@e~ZneE- zSSo
CcrgSc<-A-zrSr. y. 3 >uL<EE
Ncxary Pzasi>. resting - Se4zEle-
W Il. PCNPHRET.S
2 4 HAEgW EEk- Dzz3cEaEs.
Il McxRAT.
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THREE CENTS POSTAGE

The postSgs on TIE New Years e3ition Of the
PosE-Is7ELTsEScEE VIII De three cents This
amount IS absolutely requisite, and any papers
pgs in the posscaace with less sz0ant OF post
axe win not De delivered
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II il be true, as has been reported. that Vim
cent senlly, PsruelIs candidate for parliament
from Kilkenny, owns more than 5000 acres OF
land in Kansas, and il graspAng, overbe2rsng
landlord, there wss : sad lack Of consistency in
putting him forward . representative Of Irish
home rule. and an opponent Of absentee
isadioEdism and Of evieti0ns. But there are =
good many Inconsistencies in politics in all
directions
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THREE CENTS POSTAGE.

The postage On the New Yes~s edition q tie
Fosg-ISrEIIIsEScER VIII be three ch1ts This
amount Is absolutely sqEisiss, and say papers
put IN TIE posscEsee With = less AMOUNT Of post
z-s VIII not be delivered
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needs no commentator IN this community. The
Gso5,<s correspondent. who locked up these men
and secured their statements Is an 0lyrnpSaH
tool Of the Northern Pacific Railroad CompSnys
which concern IL the chief promoter OF .sIar
cornas candidate" for the United states senate.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

STAIR OF WAsETSSrox,1
COUNTY, OF MSS -
]. HERMAN CHAPLIN. P-s@z&egs q re above
named ezzzx- CO scaeu2Iy swear thai the above
statement Is Erae % TIE best Ct NY xnuwIe1xe 4n1
oezsef HERMAN CHAPiS. Press4sar
Subscribed ard sworn 80 before thzs 3tss 5zv
q Decsuoer. 4s@a
CnrrSrt-AEee<-: 2. TnAP~oN
Notary Public in a11 Pr the STATE CT " zsznSrcss
residing ~ Seattle, y ash
HERMAN CHAPLIN,
H G. STRIVE Directors
THOMAS EWTCC
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Take the Ne-tae<a PseiSe rzllresd. veSs5nzae
sleeper sD1 elrAng-czr rcuee. Tor All points Ex<2
A. S2lI0erx, cay ESxex SgeEt. I'd >@coza street..
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

hz1.e- s<es. French china seEai pcrcels1z,
Ss-2se@d- zl4xnzEgne x shy share desired and
very eAes2 st >est11s Crcekery Comga $, 81,
Eruaz street
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RESOURCES

DEPORT or THE CONDITION OF The
Ia First S&zscc&I Bank ~ Seattle in tAs Ssaze
0. Washington. a. he c5ass Of business. I<=sZaeF
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RESOURCES.

DEPORT OF THE CONDITION or THE
IL RssSGn Sszionas Bank # Sez<zL- AZ seattle IN
the state Of Washington. ~ The close q bUs1-
ness. I<xnls 1890
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Now. who'd thought cnss ike Bill would
kick IN little thIDgSg
He don's look like no angel. ieastsise he's got no
wings
But he kicks me ont. bustz Up the show, despite
the peoples holiers,
And EoT sou see he's suing NE fox twenty
thousand dollars.
And so twas Just because liked 3 little sip o.
re
That now I've 90. to 90 70 Law with
Edgar
Wilson
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-01-02

8 monlh says good l0s d Aedina.
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The Sye-RfIey Trouble.
rhienv, Msu

Bill Sye, the humorist- has brought suit for
$3.50 against his former partner in the lecture
field. James whiscomb Riley. The following
lines, supposed 10 have been dashed OF By the
Office cat In o moment of temporary mental
sberration. are published, with the usual apollo
gies 70 the Hoosie- poet and his thousand and
one iniiztorS:
ME- E1IEYs LAMKST.
Tn kinder disspp intec In that fellow William
Sye-
We useter be side partners an We made the
Doodle ~.
When Bill be said his funny things an / ny
potYy read,
My but the folks WIZ tickled an they lazfed
% raise the dad
An when the show WIZ over an the people WIZ
al gone,
Why, I'd step around the corner an
take
little
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DEAL
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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1891-08-12
As 1T Is In Life.

When DR.. Moberley, afterward head
master of Winchester and bishop of
Salisbury, was tutor at Balliol college,
Oxford, he received letter from some
friends in Scotland, recommending to
him Mr.. TAFT, who was then about to
become his pupil. Moberley resolved
to ask the young Scotchman to break
fast and introduce him to the steadiest
and most promising man in college.
When they arrived he performed the
simple ceremony of saying: "Mr. TAFT.
Mr.. Manning" They were the future
archbishop of Canterbury and cardinal
of Westminster. Archbishop TAFT, who
was thus DR.. Moberley's pupil at
Balliol, had the curious experience OF
consecrating his old master bishop OF
Salisbury. AS they walked down to
gether to the Jerusalem chamber the
archbishop alluded to his remarkable
reversal of position; and fifteen years
afterward, in Salisbury cathedral, DIR.
Moberley touched on the same subject
in preaching the funeral sermon of ibis
old pupil and neutrality-suspicious. It'd.
Bits.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1891-08-12
WHY HE WAS FEELING BLUE
He Was the Life of the Party the Night De.
fore, but netting Went Wrong.

He Was the Life of the Party the Night BE.
fore, but Something Went Wrong.
"What's the matter, old MANI" he
said as they met the morning after.
You look blue"
~ feel blue"
'But last night you were the jolliest
member of the party
81 felt jolly"
"You acted like a boy just let out of
school,"
81 felt like one.'
"You said your wife had gone away
for the first time in three years, and
there wasn't anyone to say word if
you went home and kicked over the
mantel clock"
~ remember it,
"You said that if you staid out until
four clock there was no one to look
at you rcproachfully and sigh and make
you feel mean"
Eyes, and staid out until four o'clock,
didn't ~"
'You certainly did"
"And gave an Indian wharwoop on
the doorstep?"
eyes, and you sang verse from a
comic opera song and tried to dance a
clog"
"And my wife had missed the train.
Now go away and leave me. want to
kick myself little more for not taking
the precaution to get an affidavit from
the conductor that she went with the
train. Chicago Tribune.