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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Newspapers and Their Friends,

A newspaper, if il has any brains, con-
science aad muscle back Of il, must con-
tinually decide between doing its duty
and injuiing its pocket. In any position
but that Of an editor the public is able to
separate the individual homo from the
collective citizens. But ifthe editor does
not please them, it's his pocket they aim
at. Thus j. is that newspapers learn who
their friends are. The man who reads
newspaper and admires il all the year
round, yet gives his business support to
some other concern, whose principles be
de.ests, is not a friend Of the former
paper.
Admiration alone will not run a news
paper. Sooner or later such admirers
will find that the object Of their afIec-
tions mas become welded to other wavs
that they do not admire-in other words
a newspaper is compelled, in order to
live, 10 seek the friendship of those who
are not 80 plstonic in the love, but unite
that practical esteem with sentiment that
binds mutual admiration Of other pro-
fessions. There are too many men who
expect an editor to slave in defense Of
their pet notions and hobbies, advocate
their views against the strongest opposi-
ton and cooily withhold the business
support by which alone a small news
paper can live
Talk about newspaper having pub
lie duty to perform, and an editor having
TO labor for his principles, is cheap when
Others stand back and while extending a
lukewarm neutrality with one hand, are
filling their pockets with the other hand
as a result Of the editors labor for bis
principles which they admire but do not
support. Clinton EmsTDriSe.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Family Duty,

The home circle is sacred and life has few
charms indeed if family ties are burst asun
der. The promotion of happiness and the
prevention of sickness are of prime import
ance in every household. 1t is in the spring
that old and young alike are most susceptible
to the hundreds of diseases that fill the at
mosphere we breathe and lurk in the water
we drink The timely use of reliable slim
ulant is the only way to gurd against sick
ness in the home Max Klen's "Silver
Age" and $ Duquesne" brands of pure rye
whisky are recommended by physicians as
the best invigerator in the world. Both are
sold under sworn guarantee of purity. 'Sil-
yer Age at Sl.5o per full quart bottle, and
"Duquene at Si25. These WHISTLES are
used exclusively in the leading hospitals,
which is sufficient evidence that they are the
best obtaInable.
Guckenheimer, Finch, Gibson and
Overholt are sold by Mr. Klein at 81 per
quart, or siq quarts for s.. His stock of
wines, brandies, ETC., IS the largest in Penn
sylvanis. Goods promptly shipped 10 all
parts of the United States. Send for cata-
logue and price list, mentioning this paper,
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Advice for Girls.
Yonr mother is your best Friend.

Your mother is your best friend.
Have nothing to do with girls who
snub their parents.
Tell the pleasantest things you know
when at meals.
Do not expect your brother to be as
dainty as a girl.
Exercise, and never try to look asEif
you were delicate in health.
Introduce every new acquaintance to
your mother as soon as possible.
Don't think it necessary to get married.
There is plenty of room for old maids,
and they are often happier than wives.
Enjoy the pleasures provided for you
by your parents TO the fullest extent.
They viii like that as a reward better
than any other.
Most fathers are inclined to over-in
dulge their daughters. Make it impossi-
BILE for your father to spoil you by
fairly returning his devotion and affec-
finn
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
He crawIed Through.

Mr.. and Mrs. Hugo Boggs were involT-
ed in heated discussion as to the width
of a pane of glas' broken out Of the south
window of their kitchen.
That pane of glass . said Mr.. Boggs,
resolutely, SIS big enough to throw COW
through by the horns; it is twenty inch
es wide by twenty
"And l know" Mrs. Boggs retorsed,
sthat it isn't bit over one foot wide and
hardly that"
So, instead of adjusting their quarrel
by measuring the easement, they argued
until Mr.. Boggs offered to buy Mrs. Boggs
the best silk dress in town if he failed to
crawl through the empty easement
within three minutes.
You'll just get stuck fast, Hugo, and
I'll have to caH in the neighbors TO saw
you out" walled his wife; "see if you
don't"
Nonsense, woman III be through be-
fore you wink"
Just at this point Little Willie, who
was sobbing as the result of a recent cell
lar interview with his father. crept quiet
ly out of the house.
Boggs stripped himself of coat and
vest, and from perch on a soap box be-
gan tn wriggle through the window. lie
was right about the size of the opening,
ond everything went on nicely until he
undertook to rest himself by placing his
hands on the cellar door, which, under
ordinary circumstances was situated di-
rectly beneath this window, about two
feet down. In this extraordinary case
the door had been carefully folded back
by parties unknown.
Boggs reached out wildly for it and
missed. His two hundred and fifty
pounds had started earthward, however,
and nothing could head him off.
"Bet you two to one dad wins, moth
er !" shouted little Willie from a seat on
the line fence,
stop him, Willie-stop him :" shrek
ed Mrs. Boggs.
"Not much Think I'm goin' t inter
fere in a spare race? Go it, dad l. you're
a winnerw
Bump bump! smashp' Mr.. Boggs
was through.
"O-o-o-hi I'm sure Hupo's killed. y
sobbed Mrs. Boggs.
1.-TWO minutes n thirty-two seconds,
said little Willie, thrusting his birthday
watch into his hip pocket.-N. Y. World
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
catarrh Can't be Cured

with Local Applications, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is
a blood or constitutional disease, and in
orderto cure it you have to take internal
remedies. Halls Cstarrh Cure is taken
internally and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is no qusck medicine. 1t was pre-
scribed by one of the best physicians in
this country for years, and is a regular
prescription. 1t is composed OF the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
ton Of the two ingredients is what pro-
cuces such wonderful results in curing
Send for testimonials, free.
4. JCHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo, o.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Had all the Modern Vices.

"Are yoa the editor?7 he said' peering
through a pair Of large, gold-rimmed
spectacles. He had on an old-time neck
cloth. there were brass buttons on his
coat, and his beard began under his chin
and ended where it pleased.
"Are You the editor" he repeated.
"WeIl. not exactly but perhaps"
you'll do, anyway. l want you to
look at me. Do / look like a healthy
MANI"
"If we have said that you were not, sir,
we'll be happy"
"Oh. it amt that. l just want you TO
take a good look at me. Do ! look as If
my mind was gomez"
"If we have said So"
"Don't interrupt me, young man. Look
az my teeth, aint they sound? Look at
my eyes. amt they clear? Does my
hand shake? Is my back crooked +? Did
my legs tremble when / walked in ?"
'I'm sure, sir, if We"
"You didn't. Don't be alarmed, young
man. l didn't come here TO pick a quarrel
with YOU. You amt done me any wrong.
But do look like first-rate, all-round,
tip-top, pretty s1und kind of msn?'
'You seem to be a remarkably well
preserved man for your years"
That's what wanted to know. Young
man, am 81 years old"
ooh, you want to give us sketch Of
your life?7
''No, sir, / don't. l say Tn 81 years
old. ! voted nigh on TO three-quarters
Of a century. I've voted pretty steady
too. I've voted the same way, too. Pm
a Democrat, ] am"
"And a very good one, no doubt
"What 7 want TO say to you is this;
chew tobacco
aYes, sir
"pye always chewed tobacco since ]
was knee high to my old grandad, who
lived to be lOS. Why, father would have
lifed that long, too, If the Red Coats
hadn't shot him. I've always chewed
tobacco, say"
'sYes.n
"And / smoke. I've smoked since
was 10 years old. Ismoke. Do you hear
that?"
Certainly"
"And take snuff"
"Yes."
"And l drink whisky. ! was raised on
whisky. l drink it every day Of my life.
/ drink it every chance I get l drink it
in the morning and l drink it at night"
at agrees with you, them"
"Do look as though it gave me dys-
pepsia. That Is why l came here. I'm
tired of reading all this stuff about whis-
ky and tobacco cuttings mans life short.
Do you hear?"
Certainly"
Well, that's all. I Just wanted you to
know it. And hope you'll tell it to
every one you write 10"
The old man gathered up his umbrella
and started for the door. He came back.
And see here, young man." he said,
there's one thing more. eat corned
beef and cabbage once a week regular.
DO you hear?'
"Yes."
"Put that in, too The old man closed
the door behind him, and while the
young man was putting in the corned
beef and cabbage, not literally, of course,
the door opened again.
"And ! expect to vote a good deal
more" said the high-pitched voice of the
man who had ali the vices. "And ex-
pect to drink a lot more whisky and to
smoke a lot more tobacco. Do you hear
that g"-N. T. Tribune.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Somerset Enter prise.

The well-known and popular druggist
G. W. Benford, has taken the agency ior
Dr. Lees Liver Regulator, which he rec
ommends for the quick cure Of Dyspep-
sia. BiliousnessILiver Complaint and all
Blood Troubles. Trial Bottles free.
It's well-known fact that Pan-Tina
Cough and Consumption Cure has cured
Consumption and Chronic Coughs and
Colds when all others failed. Price p
and 50 cents.
Trial bottles free at G. W. Benford'f
Druo Store.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
RuokIen,s ArnIea saIve

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by John n Snyder, Druggist
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
Now Try This.

IL viii cost yon nothing and vii surely
do you good If you have a Cough, Cold,
or any trouble with Throat, Chest. OF
Lungs. DIR. Kings New Discovery for
CONSUMPTION, Coughs and Colds is guar
anieed 10 give relief, or money will be
paid back Sufferers from LaGrippe
found IL just the thing, AID under its use
hsd a speedy and perfect recover Try
a sample bottle at our expense and learn
for yourself how good a thing it is.
Trial bottles at j. \. Snyder.s Drug
Store. Large bottles 50 cents and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
The Horses Strong Stomach.

Nothing on earth viii upset horses
stomach. This is not because the horse
does not feel pain, but simply because
the horse has no gall bladder. Has any
body ever seen horse sick at sea +? Has
any body ever known an emetic to have
any effect on horse9 At bull-fght q
horse may be seen eating with his en-
trails trailing on the ground. AS for the
contention that q horse is not as sensi-
tive TO pain as a man, think that a
horse is great deal more 90.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

The proprietor slof Ely's Cream Balm
DO not claim it to be a cure-all, out a
remedy for catsrrh, colds in the head
and hay fever. Il Is not liquid or snuff,
is easily applied into the nostrils. 1t
gives relief at once. Price SOC.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

If you decide, from what you have
heard or read. that you viii take Hoods
SSsrsaparilla, do not be induced to buy
any substitute.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

I've gone through a great deal" re-
marked the saw, as it emerged from the
log.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

The Most Successful Remedy ever diseov-
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blister. Read proof below:
BR0oKLYS, Conn, Nay :, 80.
DE-. 3. J. KENDALL. Co.
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with yosir celebrated Eendali's SPAWN Cure aud 1t
the best job lever saw done have dozen
empty bottles, having used Il with perfect success.
curing every thing tried 1t on My neighbOr had
horse with very bad SPAWN that made him lame.
He asked me how TO cure it. / recommended
kendalfs Spawn Cure. He cured the Spawn in
1lst shree weeks
Yours respectfully,
WoLcoIr WTTTER-
CoLUNBUs, Ohio, April {, 20.
On. p. ]. KENDALL. Co.
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SPAWN Cure and flint's Condition Powders than
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Respectfully,
0Tro /. HOFFMAN.
CHrTTESASeo, y. Y, Nay 10, 80.
DIR. b. J. KENDALL Co.,
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valuable and blo0ded mare that quite lame
with Bone SPAWN. The mare is now entirely free
from lameuess and shows no bunch On the joint.
Kesfectfaiy. u, II. HUTCaIys.
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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

An empty pepper box is out of season.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03
EENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.
MONROE, La, Lay 8, 20

DR. B. J. KENDALL Co..
Gents - think il my duty to render yoIl my
thanks for your far famed Kendall's SPAWN Cure.
had n four wear old filly which / priced very
highly. She had very severe swollen leg, tried
about eight different Kinds Of medicines which did
no good. l purchased bottle OF your Kendall,s
Snavin Cure which cured her in four days.
remain yours,
MARION DowDES.
Price 81 per bottle or six bottles for g. All drug
giets have or get IL for you it will be sent
to any address on receipt Of price by the proprie
tors. DIR. B. j. KENDALL CO.,
EnOsbursh Falls, Vermont.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-03

1t lacks point "a circle.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
A ROW AT DAv1N,s QUARRY.
James Stanfleld KNOCKS Joseph Armstea,
In the Head.


james Stanfleld KNOCKS Joseph Armstead
in tho Head.
A difficulty occurred yesterday morn
ing at the quarries of Captain DAWN,
about two miles north of the CITY, on
the farm of j. w. Coon, between two
negroes named James Stanfield and
Joseph Armistead.
Both men were employees at the
quarry and it being rainy yesterday
morning they were laying in the shanty.
Stanheld had made handle fora strik-
ing hammer, and Armstead claimed it.
One word brought on another and dis
pute arose in which the lie was passed
by Armstead. At this Stanfield iumped
up, and Selling q shovel, stuck Arm
stead fearful blow on the left side of
the head which felled him to the floor.
lie then rushed from the building and
made his escape in tho direction of the
city, closely pursued, but being swift
runner and very badly scared, he soon
distanced the entire crowd.
a telephone message was sent to Mr..
Coon at the Commercial National Bank
from his residence about IL o'clock. He
at once notified tho authorities and
Officer Orgain was sent out and later on
iOliOeHiau NeSG JOlneu MIN. They did
not go to tho scene of the difficulty, but
searched Dick Standford's house, where
1T was supposed that James had taken
refuge. Nothing was found of him,
however, and the officers returned to
the city.
AS the difficulty occurred in Roanoke
county, Squire Gum, of Vinton issued
warrant for Stanford's arrest and
placed it in the hands of Sergeant
Ashworth, who arrested him at the
Union passenger depot yesterday after
noon and carried him to Vinton, where
he was locked up.
Not feeling that tho Jail there was
sufficiently secure, he came to this CITY
and procured permission from Judge
Robertson to have tho prisoner con
fined in tho city Jail
committal was subsequently issued
by Squire Gum, and officer Early went
to Vinton and took charge of the pris-
oner and locked him up.
Captain DAWN, rs soon as he learned
OF the difficulty, sent DR.. Buckner out,
who found Armstead to he in Il danger
Gus, but not necessarily fatal condition.
The socket of the shovel struck his head
and, while 1T did not fracture the skill,
1T produced conclusion of the brain
which may result in Il hcmorrhage.
Stanficld is mean negro, and poses
scs an ungovernablc temper.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
NO RACING TILL TUESDAY.
The Programme VIII Then be Carried
Out With II Few Slight Chnnres

The Programme Will Then be Carried
Out With II Few Slight Changes.
There will be no racing at Mclrose
Park this week and tho schedule as al
ready announced has been shelved until
next Tuesday. Tho continued rains of
the last three days have put the track
in such condition that oven in case of
favorable overhead elements TODAY the
course would be far too heavy to admit
OF the close contests otherwise to be
expected. The executive board has con-
sequcntly decided TO call the meeting
oil for this week and run the programme
out beginning Tuesday next, which will
give consecutive meeting days and not
cause break as would be necessary in
the event of opening today.
The change Of da,es will not entail
any particular alterations as far as The
general card is concerned. In almost
every instance the runners entered will
remain over to take part in the field
and with few exceptions the trottors
also. A number of the latter, however
have engagements at distance within
the next five or six days and will be
shipped tonight. New entries are to
be received to make up the deficiency,
and arrangements are under way by
which the card will contain fully as
many If not moro starters than before
the change of schedule.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
ALIENS IMPERIAL MINsTRELs.
MR. Beckncr's Company to Appear at tn,
Opera House Tonight.

MR. Beckncr's Company to Appear at the
Opera House Tonight.
Aliens Imperial Minstrels, of which
c. w. Beckner, manager of tho Opera
House here, is half owner, will appear
in Roanoke tonight and tomorrow
night. This company is undoubtedly
one of the strongest minstrel organiza-
tions on the road. r. G.. Allen, after
whom the show is named, stands at thu
head of his profession. AS a banjo
player he has few equals
larry L. Leonard, comedian, is ono
OF the most versatile men in that line
of business. He has boon in the bust
ness fourteen years and has played from
Shakespeare comedy to ministrelsy.
He is one of the end men and very much
resembles the famous Billy Rice.
Charlie Morris, another one tf tho end
men, has been connected with the New
York Casino Company and is an excel
lent lmpersonater of darley. Ainsley
and Daniel, the eccentric black face
song and dance artists, have few EQUALS
in their line and Leonard and Sheaffer,
the musical team, are masters of most
every known instrument.
The orchestra is under the leadership
OF Prof. Thos. Prosho, whose reputa ton
as musical director is universal. The
band of ten pieces is directed by Prof.
H. {. Cary, the famous cornetist of Bos-
ton. The Imperial Quartette is one of
the strong features of the show.
The price of admission will be 25, so
and IS cents. No extra charge for re-
served seats.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
Merit Wins.

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years wo have been selling DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
DIR. Kings New Life Pills, Bucklens
Arnica Salvc and Electric Bitters, and
have never handled remedies that sell
as well, or that have given sush univcr-
sal satisfaction. We do not hesitate to
guarantee them every time, and we
stand ready to refund the purchase price,
If satisfactory results do not follow
their use. These remedies have won
their great popularity purely on their
merits. Budwcll, Christian & Barbee
druggists.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
a Nero Carlcatnre.

Sympathizing Fricnd-Well, old man.
what sized dose of whisky did the
doctor prescribe?
Disguised Invalid-IIumph! Only half
o wine-glassful day.
Sympathizing Friend-Too bad, too
bad; rather homeopathic dose, isn't
it?
Disguised Invalid-Humph! More
like the faith cure.-Lifc.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
He Must BE Paid,

"Thosc who dance must pay the
fiddler" quoted Miss Blocker.
Yes" replied Miss South-Church, Of
Boston; ''thc individuals who indulge
in terpsichorcan exercises must defray
the expenses incurred by the engage
ment of violinist. Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
A Clash OF Understanding.

sSolwell-Would it be presumptuous
"a me if asked for bud, Mrs. Weffler?
Girlish Mother of Ingenue Twins
This is rather abrupt, Mr.. Molwell, but
If you can assure me that your expec-
tations are good, don't mind if you
take Edith. Myrtle is already en-
gaged-Judgc.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
I3ucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salve in tho world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhoum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilbains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed TO give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price IS cents
per box. For sale BY Budwcll, Christian
Sc Barbee tu,th,sat
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
Demand for Tin.

There is considerable demand for
tin at present. The dealers have been
aware for some time the price will ad-
vance about Juno 1, and most of the
timers are now laying in a supply. 1t
is thought that the price will advance
at least S1.50 box.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
What Decided Her.

Maud-Which have you elected to
study-French or German?
Ethel-French.
do you like French better than you
do German?"
mo, but 1 like the French professor
better."-Yanl1cc Blade.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
would Rather Dilute 1t himself.

"Lools here" said Jay Gould to his
milkman; there is water in this milk
you are furnishing me-"
eyes, SIR" replied the milkman; 81
thought you preferred it that way.
read the newspapers, sir."-Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
Tremendous.

SIS there any money in your bust
ness?"
1--WE paid fifty per cent. last year"
"Phew! How did you manage it?"
'Our creditors saw that was all they
could get, and they took it."-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
Hasn't IA Selfish Hair.

cold Curmudgcon is the meancst,
stingicst man in town, and yet you say
there isn't a selfish hair on his headr'
"Curmudgcon, sir, is entirely bad"
Judge
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
A NIatter of Form.

Arllight-I see that you have shut
off all the gas in your house, and are
using nothing but candles. What is
that for?
Darklight-Merely out of curiosity.
want to see if it will make any differ
ence in my gas-bills.-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
The IIackneyed Term

First Rcportcr-Why are you SO ncrv-
Gus; got hard job?
Second Reportcr-Ycs; I'm writing an
article on oysters, and was told not to
use once the expression s'succulcnt BIZ
valvc."-Boston Herald.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-05-29
EIIlI)ty,

Mrs. Borrowcll-Now don't feel in
the wrong pocket, Henry, and then tell
me you haven't any money.
Borrowcn-Nly dear, I'm afraid that
all my pockets are wrong pockets to-
day.-IYcst Shore.