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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

1T is cruel to neglect symptoms of worm:
ina child Many cases of epileptic fits car
be traced to this source You do your duty
when YOU give it DIR. Bulls Worm Destroy
ere. 1t win save the child
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08
Sensitive Sclavs.

LONDON. Jan. 3.-Mr. Froude, in a
letter on the subject of the persecution
of the Jews in Russia, Says: 'sThis
proud, sensitive Government resents
foreign interference with its internal
affairs. 1 fear that the action that has
been taken by the English people is
more likely to injure than to help the
object of our sympathy" The Chron-
icle's Vienna correspondent says that
reports have been received from Russia
that severe anti-Semitic measures are
being enforced; that hundreds of Jewish
shops are being closed daily, and that
thousands of families are being ex-
PEELED from different villages.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

WIT don't you try Carter's Little Liver
PlllSs They are a positive cure for sick
headache. and all the ills produced by dis
ordered liver. Only one pill dose.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

sHoLr smoker exclaimed a fireman
when he saw the church burning.-Bostor
Democrat
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08
An lev Invasion

No NATTER how deaf q man may be else
where be can always have hearing in
court-W ashington Hatchet
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

An Icy Invasion
OF the back and shoulders announces the
approach Of chills and fever You go to
bed, if lucky enough to sleep, you awake in
a furnace, or fancy so. Fierce is the heat
that consumes you. Then comes profuse
sweating. This over you resemble a limp,
damp rag. After the first paroxysm, pre-
vent another with Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, which knocks out malaria, bilious
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

TIE issue of 1000 Treasury notes is
called the edition de luxe
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

The debt Of nature is one that man IN
Gunned TO death for before he settles
Binghamton Leader.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

THE difference between repartee and i'm
puGence IS the size of the man who says it
-Elmira Gazette
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

PAIx in the Side nearly always comes from
adisordered liver and is promptlyrelieved b.
Carriers Little Liver Pills. Don forget thi
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

THE cake-baker never gives a soft snat
away.@Scrauton Truth.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

ELECTRICIANS do not do a cash Business.
All their batteries are charged.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

NEVER was there wife so near sighted
that she could not discover a long hair on
her husbands shoulder-Bostop Traveller
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

THINK it a pity if any one 4Vho suffers
from d blood disease does not know that
DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla will make them
sound and we'll 1t cured me after 1 thought
my case incurable.-R. L. Thomas, Norfolk,
Virginia
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

IT is a false set to when cracked tenoe
tries to strike the high C.-N o. Picayune.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

NOWADAYS bird on the bonnet is worth
a dozen in the bush Baltimore American
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

bins Electric Soap, first made in 1865, has
been initiated more than any soap made.
Ask your grocer for Dobbins' Electric Soap,
all other Electrics, Electricity, Magnetics,
etc, are limitations.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

READ carefully what is said in nextw weeks
issue of this paper by J. c. Shipley, of Mus
catine, Iowa, about Shallenberger's Antidote
for Malaria. If you are a sufferer it may be
of interest to you.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

ears with the
poison. during
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

How to get ahead OF your own shadow
face the ight-Puck
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

THE Grip of Pneumonia may be warded of
with bales Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

shen commenceS taking Swffes
Specific SIS So, and IN Jew monfhsI
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

A COUGH, COLD, OR SORE THROAT should
not be neglected BRowN'S BRONCHIAL
TRoCHEs are simple remedy, and give
prompt relief. 25 cts. box.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

A POPULAR air with the ladies-"Syyeet
buy and buy.''-Ram's Horn
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-01-08

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso'
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. a5c.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03

HE SAVED THE CHILDREN,
But Went Away and Left No Trace of Iii
Heroic Identity.

But Went Away and Left No Trace of His
Heroic Identity.
An elderly and matronly-appearing
woman stopped at corner fruit stand
last evening and purchased pound of
figs.
Something for the children" she
said to the vendor, as if to apologize for
indulging in such delicacies.
Before she had reached the opposite
side of the street the woman was over
taken by man who would have been
genteel looking but for his general APP
pearance of seediness. He was evil
IDENTIFY not on good terms with the
world.
BEG pardon, madam" he said, po-
litely, as he laid one hand gently on the
lady's shoulder, 'but did you not just
purchase some figs at yonder fruit
stand?'
81 did," answered the old lady, Won
deringly.
"Are you aware of the prevailing
weakness of that mans fgs?"
mo"
"Ah, l thought not. Then I'll tell
you 1t is worms. The fruit you have
purchased is fairly alive with bac.
terra"
"You don't sayr' exclaimed the WON
an almost ready to drop the package.
"Yes, | know it. / am collecting evi
dence against the Dago. l need just
such purchase as you have made te
complete my chain of damning evidence
Let me take that and confront him
with his perfdy. Thanks Watch the
papers tomorrow for news of his ar
rest"
And while the inn cent old lady stood
on the corner in wide-mouthed amaze
ment, the seedy man disappeared in thu
crowd with the last link in his chain o
evidence. Memphis Appeal Avalanche
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
One Dollar Per Year.
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

--Germany publishes moro periods
Gals than all the rest Of Europe.
"A newspaper in the gypsy jargon,
the Romany tongue, is soon to be pub
lished in England with the expectation
of making 1t the organ of the wander
ing people. 1t will be edited by George
Smith, the liking" of the English gyp-
sizes. who counts upon getting twenty
thousand subscribers to 1t.
Among the few women In New York
who have taken to the foolish fad OF
wearing ring on the thumb Mrs.
Charles II. Il. Coils, Ella Wheeler Will
cox and Lillian Russell are named. Mrs.
Coils thumb ring is set with sapphires
and diamonds; those of the others are
set with diamonds alone.
George KEENAN, is famous for his
wonderful memory He is an omnlv-
orous reader, and his system enables
him to retain large proportion of what
he reads. KEENAN, passes his summers
at charming spot in one of the British
North American provinces, and his
home is the scene of much hospitality.
-Puvis de Chavannes, who succeeds
Meissonier as president of the National
Society of French Artists, is great
painter of frescoes, and has decorated
the walls of many public buildings in
Paris and the provinces. He is well adj
vanced in years, tall, intellectual and
an elegant gentleman. 1t is hardly
necessary to say that he does not share
his predecessors unreasonable hatred
for Americans.
Manuscripts left by Count Won
Moltke. containing accounts of his
youth, notes on various tours, a nara
tive of the war with France, and other
interesting matter, are already in the
hands of German printers. The great
general was an attractive writer, and
had he devoted himself to literature
might have gained as great fame as he
won through the sword.
The Mexican president, Porhrio
Diaz, is straight, dignified man of me-
dunn height, who impresses the be-
holder with his strength of character.
There is nothing ostentatious about
him. He dresses as quietly as plain
citizen of the republic, and exhibits
contempt for the gaudy regimentals in
which many Central American leaders
array themselves. He has striking
face and figure, and is undoubtedly the
greatest man of modern Mexico.
One takes as a matter of course the
pictures of Salvini and Davenport and
Mansfield scattered about on desk and
table of the girl of the period, but a
visitor looked little surprised on see
ing picture of Rudyard Kipling on the
colonial desk of q young woman af.
hicted with the journalistic fever.
Eyes, I am very fond of Rudyard, !"
said the owner of the "den," land
when want particularly pat word
or phrase just look up and catch his
eye, and it hops right into my head;
and when I'm getting too prolox he
looks over his glasses and says: But
that's another story and stop short. +"
Saturday Evening Gazette.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
CONFIDENTIAL BORES.
A Species of Nuisance That Makes One
Long for "a Sandbag.

A Species of Nuisance That Makes Ono
Long for Sandbag.
OF the class Bore-and, alas! what
comprehensive class it is!-few speci-
mems are so annoying as the individual
who insists on being confidential with
one on a short acquaintance. OF course,
reader, you have met with him in So
ciety. An hour after you have been
introduced to him he has made you his
father-confessor. His likes and dis
likes, his prospects, weaknesses,
grievances, opinions, are all very much
at your service. Every time he meets
you he will treat you to new install
ment of his experiences.
A more uninteresting creature than
the confidential bore does not live, and
yet it is his misfortune land yours to
think that he interests everybody. He
usually has some personal merit or de-
feet which he makes his especial hob
by, and rides over you roughshod with
it. The laws of good breeding forbid
one to insult the nuisances, but the I'M
regcnerate man longs to insert his
fingers into their neckcloths and stop
the flow of drivel with an impromptu
tourniquet
Perhaps these creatures ought to be
pitied for their weazness-bu the man
who can pity one of them while being
subjected to his prosecutions is capable
of weeping over the death of a mad dog
or of saying to hornet that has just
stung him in the eye: $50 thy way;
the world is large enough for thee and
me-" OF all bores, preserve us from
the confidential species IN. Y. Ledger.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
Coffee Ice-Cream.

One of the most delicious creams we
have is a coffee ice-cream. To make
this cream take two cups of sugar, the
yolks of four eggs and beat them thor
oughly together. Pour over the mix.
ture a pint of boiling milk and stir the
whole for two or three minutes. Put
the basin containing the custard on a
hot part of the stoke and continue stir
ring, but do not let it boil. Take the
mixture off the fire, add to it pint of
sweet cream, stir again and throw in
two large tablespoons of fresh-ground
Mocha coffee Beat up the mixture
thoroughly over the fire for about three
minutes, then cover the cream closely
so that the coffee can infuse through il
for about half an hour. At the end Of
this time, it should be thoroughly cold,
strain it through napkin into the ice
cream freezer and freeze it.-N. Y
Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
NOT SUITED TO THE PURPOSE.
''This pencil is too strong for mathews Car
roll.


'rhis pencil is too strong for me."-Lewis Chr
roll
Tho editor struggled In vain with his pen,
In only one way would It willingly move;
lie made beginning again and again,
And then said abruptly; ~ must bo in
lover
Yes; this must DO why one fair face OF all
faces
Between him and his "copy" continually
crept
Presented itself in the smallest OF spaces
And smiled at him out of the clouds when
he slept.
"The remedy's surely before NELL writer
He muttered, and seized his recalcitrant
" II speak, l may possibly Illustrate fright,
And girls, as rule, adore courage In men,"
Now this editor had clear title TO use
Tho letters "B. A." as attached to his
name,
Aud why should so simple q matter confuse
mind so long trained to directness of aimf
The printers were calling for copy-no time
Was his to debate, he must do 1t ut once
"Pcrhaps she would fancy 1t more done in
rhyme"
He murmured; "Oh, why do feel like u
duncef
swell simple directness 1t may be, is best;
1t might be ornate should call her d.
vinel'
II she loves me, her own heart will furnish
the rest"
~ love YOU" he wrote; dearest, will you
be miner
al have analysed carefully that which feel,
And give it substantially in the above;
Reply by the messenger to my appeal,
And state, II you can, return of my love.
He unused, and then dreamlly added; "P. S.
Write plainly on one side OF paper, and
give
1t need not be published-your name and adj
dress.
1t is merely form, for 1 know where you
live"
The answer came swiftly; he read 1t between
Two paragraphs OF discourse upon banks
And he stole to tho shade OF Japanes e
screen.
ats concluded" he said; she's declined me
with thanksw
Margaret Vandegrift, in Century.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
EARLY INVENTION.
How 1t Was Discouraged by Hand Opera
tOrs.

How 1t Was Discouraged by Hand opera
tors.
Paul and Wyatt taught the world
how to spin hundred or more threads
at one operation; but years elapsed
after these early inventions before they
came into general use. Paul worked
his own machines for many years; but
when he died they were broken up and
sold, and the world continued to spin
on the foot-wheel. The tardy realiza-
ton of the. value of these inventions
was due primarily to the opposition of
the hand operatives to the introduction
of anything in the nature of improved
machinery. The guilds were strong,
and determined in their refusal to oper-
ate or tolerate new devices for dispens-
ing with hand labor. Poor John Kay,
after inventing his fy-shuttle, was
compelled to close his mill at Leeds by
the riotous hostility of the hand-weav-
ers. Learning that he was also en-
gagged in devising machinery for spin
ming, mob broke into his house, de-
stroyed everything it contained, and
would have killed the inventor himself
had not friends struggled him away in
wool-sheet We need not be surprised
at the blind brutality of these ignoran,
workingmen. They looked upon the
inventor as an enemy, planning to take
the bread from their mouths. But
what shall we say of the manufacturers
who stole the patents of Kay, without
recognition of the service his geniu:
had done them? And what shall we
say of the government which permitted
this man, in his old age, without recon-
pense for inventions which added un
told millions to the wealth of his coun
try, to seek refuge from persecution il
France, there to die In abject penuryi
S. N. d. North, In Popular Sciences
Monthly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
REASONABLE HOURS,
A Ruio to be Observed by Gentsemsn
Callers,

callers.
"Whatever other lessons may teach
my sons, " said a sensible woman, there
is one bit of instruction that will not
be forgotten, and that is to go home at
reasonable hours. There are more scan
dals, more annoyances and more dani'
aged regulations caused by late callers,
than by any other one social mistake in
the world. A gentleman calls upon n
lady. He enjoys her society and pre-
sumably she enjoys his, or she would
not invite him. When the hour grows
late he does not incline to go, and the
lady scarcely feels like limiting that his
absence is desirable, and so he stays.
Possibly he hints that it is time he was
going, when she, for courtesy's sake
says: Oh, it's not very late yeti and,
although she most ardently wishes
that he would leave, he settles himself
for another hours chat, and remains
until there is no possible excuse for
longer delay. Nine times out of ten
the lady suffers some annoyance in
consequence Of such protracted call,
and the gentleman also suffers in the
esteem of right-nninded persons.
Zone of the most philosophical OF
modern society men recently said: If
men knew enough to go home Mt proper
hours, there would not be one scandal
where now there are ten. And they
can say what they please, it is not the
e.. g 4, NJ.
to send a man home, but if he hasn't
sense enough to go of his own account,
she should do it, and save herself end
less annoyance and possibly open dis
grace
Young women who live with their
parents are less likely to be annoyed in
this way, than those who are dependent
on themselves and lead more independ-
ent lives. The fact of existing natural
guardianship is in itself a pr election,
for big brother or father is sometimes
an uncomfortable adversary. But it is
the friendless girl who is the victim Of
such indiscretion. Men call themselves
| the stronger sex and should therefore
be the guardian of an women, especial
| ly those who are young, weak or de-
fenseless. The man who takes advan
tage of woman because he can, is q
coward, and unworthy the name Of
man.
"My sons have from their earliest
childhood been taught that all women
and girls are to be respected, and that
they as boys and men should act to-
ward them in such a way that no one
can be scandalized by their conduct. -
n. Y. Ledger.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
HUMOROUS.

-'Do you know that your wife re-
fused me once ?" "She did, Ell? That's
dinner on you. Truth.
"A man who makes mats is mat.
ter, but woman in the same business
is not mattress. Boston News.
SO Homely. -He-"What time is
it ?" She-"Oh! don't look at the clock,
you might stop ii. "-Brool<lyn Eagle.
$50 she's going to lecture on how
to manage a husband, is she ? How
many husbands has she herself?'
"Why, she's never been married. IN
Y. Press.
1T is great thing to be friendly
and sympathetic, but a man needs tt
discriminate little before he tries te
be friendly with strange dog.-Som
erville journal.
"A father, hearing his little boy ir
the other room singing 81 want to he
an angel" told his mother she had bet
ter go and see what he was up to-
Philadelphia Record.
-Bingo-"Things have gone so with
me lately that have had to compel my
wife to make her own dresses" King.
ley-"How does she look?" Bingo-
''Daggers. Cloak Review.
-McFingle-'T want this telegram
to reach its destination inside of an
hour. How can fix it?" McFangle-
"Just mark it 'Unimportant,' Ne
hurry don't tip the messenger boy, ant
carefully instruct the operator not to
file it until midnight. boston News.
-Unaccountable Headaches.
can not understand why l
In misery should be;
My head my nerves doth sorelv try
1t aches all day, don't know why;
My diet is slmple-rhubard pie
And fourteen cups of tea.
That Was All. - ''Do you want
some nice pork, sir?" asked a butcher
of an Irishman who was intently re-
garding side of hog as it hung a,
the store door. mo, SORT! Oh was
only wondherin' whin yez waz goin' ia
kill the other half of that pig."-Pitts
burgh Chronicle.
Don't you think bye-bye is rather
silly sort Of expression for sedate
folks like us to use when we part?" she
asked as she stood in the door of his of.
fee preparatory to her shopping tour
ut depends, my dear" her husband re-
piled, ION how you spell it. | mean
buy, buy. Washington Post
The Even Tenor of Her Way.-0r
ganist-"Miss Jones, allow me to intro
duce our new tenor, Mr.. Highsee. u
Miss Jones-"Delighted to meet YOU
Miss Us father Qater)-"What KEEP
you so long at church tonight" Miss
Jones-"I was so interested in new
him, which our organist was trying
that never noticed the time passing.
Brooklyn Eagle.
1T Tuned His Heart to Praise
Deacon (of the Mt pisgah Colorec
Methodist church to the retiring pas
torl-"De flock hab tuck up election
an bought yer dis heah 'stantial time
piece to show de Tub dey feels to del
pasture" Pastor = examining tn
Waterbury, 'BrederiPe an sistern
rs ovacome wifi gratitude an can't fnl
words to 'spress my feelin's. De con
gregation will jine in singin Der
nebah endin' spring abides, "-Iewsl
er's Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
Pats Poser.

Father Mathew warned a FRIEND
against the use of inconclusive argu-
ments-arguments which, to use u
strictly temperance metaphor, will not
hold water He said he was once adj
dressing an audience of Irish car-driv.
ers, and told them they might learn Il
lesson from the brute creation.
IF" said he, 81 were to set before
one Of your horses bucket of water
and bucket of whisky, You know
which the wise beast would take"
Whereupon one of these quick-witted
carmen replied: well, father, if ]
were to place before my horse a truss
of hay and sirloin of beef, you know
which the wise beast would choose.
But does it follow that the hay is best
for me?"-N. Y. Ledger.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03

Nervousness and
Nervous Prostitution,
Nervous Headache and
Sick Headache,
Female Weakness,
All Diseases Of Women,
Nervous Chills,
Paralysis,
Nervous Paroxysms and
Nervous Choking
Hot Flashes,
Palpitation of the Heart,
Mental Dependency,
Sleeplessness,
st. Vitus's Dance,
Nervousness of Females,
Nervousness of Old Age,
Neuralgia,
Pains in the Heart,
Pains in the Back.
Failing Health.
All these and many other c,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03

AT the Club The Colonel-"Hav
you seen Borer since he returned from
his trip around the world?" The Judge
--"Yas: met the enemy and he was
hours. "-MidsGmlner Puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
Z S

Broken Constitution,
Debility of Old Age,
Indigestion and Dyspepsia,
Heartburn and Sour Stomach,
Weight and Tenderness in Stomach,
Loss of Appetite,
Frightful Dreams,
Dizziness and Ringing IN the Ears,
Weakness of Extremities and
Painting,
Impure and Impoverished Blood,
Boils and Carbuncles,
Scrofula,
Scrofulous Swelling and Ulcers,
Consumption of the Lungs,
Catarrh of the Lungs,
Bronchitis and Chronic Cough,
Liver Complaint,
Chronic Diarrhea,
Delicate and Scrofulous Children,
Summer Complaint of Infants.
cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1891-09-03
NERVOUS DISEASES.

for every class Of Nervous Diseases remedy has been able
with the Nervne Tonic which and harmless
all upon the youngest child the oldest and delicate nvd
ua Nneenhs all the ailments to which the human family heir
dependent exhaustion and impaired digestion. When there
insufficient supply of food in the Blood general state of debility Of
the BRAIN spinal and nerves is the result Starved nerves like
thousand and ailments disappear the As the
system must supply all the by which the vital forces Of the
Ordinary does contain sufficient quantity the kind of nutrmen
necessary repair the mode of living and labor imposes
upon the nerves. For this becomes food be
supplied production of the South American Continent has been
found analysis contain the essential elements out of which tissue
formed This accounts for its all forms OF nervous
deranp