The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1891-08-17
Eyes and Ears


we may reason and understand; so there's little
excuse for much Of the suffering that is tolerated
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is fast
becoming the one recognized remedy for all dis.
eases, resulting from thin, impure and impover-
erIshed blood.
Indigestion and dyspepsia, scroful0us affections,
liver and kidney diseases, sores and swellings.
catarrh and consumption are blood affections
With purified, enriched and vtalized blood, they
fee as darkness before the light Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery Is the only guarantees
blood-purifer and liver invigorator. Sold on
trial Money promptly returned elf 1t doesn't
benefit or cure.
Her favorite cousin had come In from the coua-
try, and little Ihreeyear-old standing conidingly
at his knee, exhibited her newest accomplish
ment-inquiring after the health of visitors
evidently at the same ime reviving pleasant
memories Of a fortnight on the farm:
Is you pity well. Arfur2" she asked.
"Is Aunt Eta pity well?'
..is Sadie pity well2"
81 guess So"
sis the piggy pity en?"-Boston Times.
scrofula cannot resist the purifying powers OF
Ayers Sarsaparilla. Gold by druggists
a GAto RAM
Tenderfeet-I notice you call everybody colo
mel.
Resident-When man looks like q gentleman,
call his colonel. That's the style out here.
suppose he locks like a tough and black
sCan him general"-Good News.
Mrs PInkhams letters from lad es In all parts
of the world average One Hundred per day. She
has never failed them, and her fame is world
wide.
A little Detroit girl was bidding her boy play
mate good.by, and on this occasion her mother
told her to kiss him. She offered him roguish
cheek, and when the salute was gravely given,
began to rub it vigorously with her handker-
why WHY, Lagrs,," said her mother, "yOu're not
4 "No, mamma" answered the little maiden de
murely, ''pm rubbing it in."-Detroitfree Press.
\ Wom en- with pale, colorless faces,
| who feel week and discouraged, will receive both
mental and bodily vigor by using Carter's Iron
Pills, which are made for the blood, nerves and
complexion.
"Ah, Harry! when did you see Tom last2 and
how was he?''
81 saw him last week. They couldn't prevail
upon him to take any food"
What is he as bad as that? old MT know he
was sick"
ners out in the country .~Boston Transcript.
Smart Weed and ReIIadonna combined
with the other ingredients used In the best porous
plasters, make Carriers s. w. and B. Backache
Plasters the best in the market. Price 25 cents.
Squirting Him On.
Miss Smooth-That flower on your coat is a
bachelors button, is it not Mr.. Allane9..
Mr.. Ayes, Miss Smooth. Why do you
ii was wondering IL touched the button would
you do the rest?"-M Minneapolis Tribune.
Keep your head free from itching and dandruff
by using Halls Hair Remover.
Only three.
Friend-The gossps have formulated a regular
Indictment against your character. They say you
were terrible iIrt while abroad. Do you plead
American 'grl-Y-e-s; to three counts.-New
York Weekly.
Baby cried.
Mother sighed,
Doctor prescribed: CastorDi
Could not Be.
The simplest and most elementary truths may
be stated in such way as to possess something
Of the charm of novelty. "Why'' said Mrs. Bron-
son as the clock struck, tits only o'clock.
thought in was q"
"No, mum, said Bridget sits niver later than
at this time Of day.--Harper's Bazaar.
For stomach chills from improper eating and
drinking take Johnson's Anodyne Liniment.
New York Handicapped.
Bostonian-I see the Grant monument isn't up
yet. Such lack Of public spirit Is disgraceful.
Why don't you hold town meeting and raise the
fund?
New Yorker-It is not a lack of public spirit
| that prevents us.
"Then what is it?"
ave don't know one another's language
| New York Weekly.