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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as "bright as a button. :"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
is the best known remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teething or other
C uses. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
A Long Limo.

1t is 2,714 miles from City of Mexico
to st. Louis. We have just placed some
superb Pullman palace sleepers on
through line between those two cities,
via Ell Paso and Burton, which makes
the entire distance without change.
Los Angeles to st. Louis is 2,121 miles.
Pullman tourist sleepers now run between
those points, via Albuquerque and Burr
ton, without change.
The Frisco line, in connection with
Santa Fe route, is favorite one to St.
Louis and beyond.
e. I. Nicholson, &. P. & T. A., A., T.
d 5. f. r. R. Co., Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

For years the editor of the Burlington
Junction, (Mo.,) Post, has been subject
to cramp collie or fits Of indigestion, which
Frustrated him for several hours and un-
fitted him for business for two or three
days. For the past year he has been
using Chamberlains Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhGa Remedy whenever occasion
required, and it has invariably given him
prompt relief. rs and so cent bottles for
sale by Q. M. Creamer, druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
DR.. PlERcE,S PELLETS
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

METHoDIsT EPrs coPAI CHURcH.-Lovel
San Francisco st. Rev. G. l. Mills, Pas
TOR, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURcH.-Grant st. R ev
George 6. Smith, Pastor, residence G ar.
endon Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE Holy FAITH Epis.
GopaD.--Upper Palace Avenue. Rev.
Edward ". Meany, B. A. (Oxon resi-
dence Cathedral St. wa
CONGREGATIONAL CHURcH.-Near the
University. ~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

The promptness and certainty of it's
cures have made Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy famous. 1t is intended espe-
cially for coughs, colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough, and it is the most effectual
remedy known for these diseases. SO
cent bottles for sale by q. M. Dreamer,
druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

The New MkxIoAN has facilities for do
ing first-class job work OF all kinds and as
cheap as can be had in any city in the
country. There 10 no excuse for sendin,
such work out of town, to Denver, Kansas
City,, Philadelphia or any other point
Keep the money at home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
The Better Way: She Please hold my
wrap. He-certainly. Shall I put it
around you first?
Bucklen's Arnica SaIye,

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
box. For salt at A. G. IreIand's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Its quite probable that you may need the
services of physician some day but you
can postpone the time Indefinitely by
keeping your blood pure and your system
invigorated through the use of Ayers
Sarsaparilla. Preventions are better
than cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
Man the Life Boat?

Ere your wave-battered, dismasted hulk is dash
ed to pieces upon that cruel reef by the resist.
less waves. Save, too, shattered physique, fast
yielding to the attacks of disease with that i'm.
perial renovator of hi alth and strength, Hostel
ter,s Stomach Bitters. The range of its power is
wide, its action prompt and thorough, its use al
ways safe. Chronic indigestion, debility and
nervousness, ma ,aral complaints. rheumatism,
neuralgia, inactivity OF the kidneys and blad.
der, and that ply steal decay without apparent
cause, which is often premature, are speedily
checked and ultimately cured by this medicine
OF many uses and sure results Sleep, appetite
and vigor are improved by this helpful tonic and
regulator, the use of which likewise tends to re.
NEEDY undue leanness
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Lord Anglo-We believe in marrying for
love in Europe. Miss Maud-Ah, Yes.
And you come to America when you wish
to marry for money.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

SIN the Tung dynasty in China speech
OF 14S volums was once delivered. !" "That's
where Blair gets it. He belongs to the
Tung crowd"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

And now it is rumored that Roger @.
Mills does not take kindly to cuffs. Cuff
fless Mills, sockless Simpson, collarful
Spinola.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Joe-Why did they turn Harry out Of
the church ? Did he get into bad company ?
Tom-Yes; he joined the choir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

First-class binding and job work at the
best and largest printing office in New
Mexico done by the New MEXICAN Print
ing company.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

First-class, and cheap job printing and
binding at the New MEXICAN company's
establishment; the largest of the kind in
New Mexico.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Robby-What's an April fool, papa ?
Mr.. Norris-An April fool is man who
takes off his winter undertaking on the
first warm dayr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
Will You Suffer

With dyspepsia and liver complaint :?
Shiloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed to cure
you. @. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

All kinds Of legal blanks, deeds, justice
OF the peace blanks, note books, etc.
all stock at the New MEXICAN office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Book binding to the Queens taste and
at American prices at the New MEXICAN
book binderv.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Round trip tickets to Las Vegas hot
springs and return, good for ninety days,
on sale at IS at A., T. & s. F. railroad
office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

And Liver Complaint, you have printed
guaranty on every bottle OF Shiloh's Vital
lzer. 1t never fails to cure. G. M.
Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
DR.. ACker's English Pill.

Are active, effective and pure. For sick
headache, disordered stomach, loss of ap-
petite, bad complexion and biliousness,
they have never been equaled, either in
America or abroad.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
LAND DEPARTMENT
EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDrCATroy

GOV. l.. BRADFORD PRINCE, PROF HIRAM Han
LEY, ELIAS 5. SLOWER, AMADo CHAVEZ, PROF. P
J. SCHNEIDER,
supt OF Pubic Instruction . AMADo CuAvEs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06
1hiloh's vitalixer

Is what you need for constipation, loss of
appetite, dizziness, and all symptoms of
dyspepsia. Price ten and seventy-five
cents per bottle. 9. M. Dreamer,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

"1may turn newsgatherer myself" says
Evart. 1t beats Bannaker how they all
drift into higher sphere.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

The Rev. Geo. H. Thayer,
OF Bourbon, Ind, says: "Both myself
and my wife owe our lives to Shilohs'
Consumption Cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

Cough when Shiloh's Cure will give
you immediate relief. Price 1Octs., so
cts., and 81. G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

The dentist may not bea man Of ances-
try, but he is one Of prominent extraction.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

sleepiess Nights
Made miserable by that terrible cough
shiloh's Cure is the remedy for you. g
M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1891-04-06

That Hacking Cough
Can be so quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure
Weguarantee it. G. M. Dreamer.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
He Changes to stona.

One of the most remarkable human
curiosities ever seen has been examined
by III. de Quatrefages, the French natur-
alist. He is provincial named Simeon
Aiguier, and is 80 years old. Aiguier,
thanks to his peculiar system of muscles
and nerves, can transform himself in
most wondrous fashion
AT one moment, assuming the rigidity
of statue, his body may be struck
sharply, the blows falling on a block of
stone. At another he moves his intes-
tines from above and below and right to
left into the form of large football, and
projects it forward, which gives him the
appearance of a colossally stout person
age.
He then withdraws it into the thorax,
opening like cave, and the hollow look
of his body Immediately reminds one of
a skeleton. Aiguier successfully imi-
tates a man subjected to the tortures of
the rack, as also man hanging himself,
and assumes strikingly cadaverous
look. What most astonished M. de
Quatrefages was the stoppage of the cir
culation of the blood, now on the left
and now on the right side, which was
effected by muscular contraction--Cin-
cinnat Commercial Gazette.
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Saved bx His wife,s WE.

The Rev. DIR. Clinton Locke, the popu-
lar Episcopal clergyman, of Chicago
made bad break the other day, but
was helped out by the quick wit of his
wife. On the day in question he saw a
lady about to call whom he was anxious
not to meet. So he said to his wife
--Now I'm off, my dear. I'll run up
stairs and escape till she goes away y
After about an hour he quietly tiptoed
% the stair landing and listened. AL
was quiet below. Reassured he began
70 descend, and while doing 80 he
thoughtlessly but emphatical1y called
ont over the bannister:
well, my dear, has that old bore gone
at lastY'
The next instant voice from below
caused the cold perspiration to bedew
his ministerial brow and rooted him to
the spot. There came response which
sounded inexpressibly sweet to him just
then. 1t was the voice of his wife, who,
with true womanly tact, replied, eyes,
darling, she went away over an hour
ago, but here is our good friend, Mrs.
Blank, whom am sure you want to
ReetF-New York Tribune.
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Modest Expectations.

have friend who is in distress for
want of something to do" Not fnan-
cial, but mental distress. He has an in
come sufficient for his wants, but he de-
plores the inactivity that is forced upon
him by his failure to secure congenial
and sufficiently remunerative business
engagement. He has tried the profess
sion of law, but no clients came to his
Office, and that did not help him in his
effort to busy himself. Then he tried
Journalism, but after few weeks at
that gave it up because it was degrading
to rich man to work for $40 a Vice.,
which was as large salary as he could
command at the outset.
'-And think of it, too" said he in a
plaintive tone in recounting his news
paper experience, II have invested in
my education and in travel perhaps con-
siderably over $50, 900, and upon all this
investment in myself was only able to
realize about per cent, and had to
work pretty nearly all night and day for
that" What my friend desires is stu
alton that will pay him for the actual
work he does, and also fair rate of in
terest upon his investment in himself
My friend is modest.-New York Star.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
An Eagle Attack. = Farm.r.

(, Thomas Shelby, farmer, living eight
miles from Lexington, KY. on the
Richmond turnpike, had a desperate en-
counter with wounded eagle recently.
He was out riding over his farm
when he discovered a large bird perched
on the topnost limb of tree. At the
first glance he thought the bird to. be a
black buzzard, but as he drew nearer
he concluded that it must be an eagle
He noticed that the bird kept eying his
dogs, which were near the tree. Shelby
took advantage of this fact and rode up
| close to the tree on the opposite side
from the dogs. He had his shotgun
with him, loaded with small shot
When he reached point about thirty
yards from the tree he fired. The eagle
came crashing down through the
branches and Shelby ran to pick it up
The load of shot was too small to do
more than disable the bird by breaking
its wings.
AS Shelby approached the bird of free
dom turned and dashed at him with the
| ferocity of tiger. By rapid lodging
he managed to keep out of reach of the
birds claws for several moments He
finally picked up fallen limb, and each
time the bird dashed at him he avoided
it and struck and rained effective blows
upon the vicious bird of freedom. 1t
was not, however, until he had mashed
its head almost to jelly that the bird
gave up the fight. Shelby escaped with
number of scratches and took the bird
to Lexington, where it was placed on
exhibition. It is of the species known
as the gray eagle, and is the first one
killed in this part of the country for
many years. 1t weighed seventeen
pounds and measured nearly seven feet
from tip to tip. Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06

An Experimental Locomotive.

The owners of what are called the
Homan-Caldwen patents are having
ftted up in Milwaukee locomotive to
be equipped with new style of running
gear, which its owners think will accom-
paish great things in railroading. The
new running gear consists of truck
with ten wheels, three of which on each
side rest upon the rails, and are sur
mounted by two others, the tires of
which have frictional contact with the
tires of the wheels below. Then sur
mounting these two wheels is the drive
wheel of the locomotive, the wheel ar
rangement on each side being that of a
pyramid, with the drive wheel on top.
As the lower sets of wheels are of
much smaller diameter than the drive
wheels which transmit motion to them
1T is claimed that the ordinary speed of
= locomotive can be doubled by the use
OF this gearing. A stock company has
been formed to explicit this invention,
and as soon as possible trial trip is to
be made. 1t is proposed to first run the
engine now being equipped from Mime
apolis to Boston. Representatives of the
Holman-C Caldwell company have been in
Milwaukee for several days looking after
the construction of the trial truck and
exhibiting models of the invention to
railroad men.-Milwaukee Wisconsin.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
Wet Hair i'm winter.

'sWhat foolish habit some men have
Of putting water on the hair in this kind
of weather." remarked one of the Du-
quesne BARRIERS. ''Why put water on
the hair at all? 1t is done, to be sure, to
make the hair lie down, but it is more
of a habit than anything else. The hair
can be brushed dry as well as wet
"You see men go out of barber shops
with the water running from behind
their ears. In few minutes it is
changed into icicles. The next day they
complain of earache, neuralgia, or pain
in the back of the head Do you won
der why? The cause is not deeply hid
den. 1t is not water on the brain this
time. but ice on the air."-Pittsburg
Dispatch.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
Earnings of Railways for 1890.

Bradstreet's gives the gross earnings
of 129 railways for the year $780, The
amount realized on a total mileage of
s5,67S was $4s4, ,239, 134. This is gain
of S.6 per cent. ia earnings and 27 per
cent. in mileage. The gain on 130 roads
in 1889 over 1888 was S.5 per cent.
Every group of roads shows an increase
for the year, the smallest gain being
that of the Mexican roads, seven -tenths
of per cent, and the largest that of the
southwestern roads, 12.7 per cent. In
addition to the latter three others show
gains in excess of 10 per cent--viz., the
eastern roads, 1913 per cent; the south
ern roads. 12 per cent, and the Pacific
roads, 1919 per cent. The central west
ern roads gain 9.5 per cent, and the
grangers 81 per cent, while the trunk
lines show the comparatively modest
gain of "a per cent.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
Death Of . Jolly Good Fenou.

Mr.. Jerome's serious illness recalls to
my mind an incident which 1 noticed
with some amusement at his brothers
funeral. He was such a jolly good fell
low that even when he was in company
m coffin he was not as depressing as
an ordinary corpse. An awfully swell
young girl, tailor made, with that
splomb which only nature can give,
came into the room with young man,
walked with the hippy movement which
was then the fin de steele carriage for a
gIn over to the coffin, looked pleasantly
at MIR. jerome, and then turned and
walked out again. AS she reached the
vesribule she said to her escort with a
cheerful tone, in perfectly audible
voice, well, he had an awfully good
time while he hvedr' Could the king
OF terrors have been treated with dain-
tier indifference2-New York World.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
An Intelligent Equine.

The intelligence of the horse has just
been demonstrated at Vesper, near Syra-
cuse, N. Y, on the extensive farm of ex,
Sheriff G.. G.. Burroughs. Among his
herd of Hambletonian horses in field
was brood mare and sucking colt.
A few days ago the mother partly pulled
one of her shoes off. With great deal
of "horse sense" she jumped out of the
pasture and went to E E. Moons black
smith shop. The smithy started to drive
the animal away, but finally discovered
and reset the bent shoe. The mare then
went contentedly back to the pasture.
scaled the fence and was once more min
gled with the herd.-Cncinnati Com
mercial Gazette.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
An Eagle Trapped by a Locomotive.

While Chicago, Burlington and
Quincy freight train was coming from
Burlington here recently the engineer
noticed an eagle sitting on the track
feasting on rabbit.
The eagle arose when the engine drew
near, but the locomotive was running SO
rapidly that the big bird could not clear
it. One of the wings tapped into the
wedge shaped space formed by the head
light bracket and the extension at the
front end of the boiler, and was held
there as in wise. The fireman went
forward and released the wing and car
ried the eagle into the cab, where it
showed fight and made things lively for
the engineer, who finally cornered it and
brought it here alive. Itisnow the prop
erty of R. w. Colville, master mechanic
of the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy,
and is an unusually fine specimen
Galesburg Qlls.) Cor. st. Louis Globe
Democrat
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-04-06
New York Girls on Fifth Avenue.

Every pleasant afternoon the process
sions of school girls may be seen swing
ing along Fifth avenue from Fourteenth
to Fifty-ninth street. They are pupils
in the various private academies along
that route, and their outing is in accord
ance with the latest accepted method of
physical exercise. They are all robust
and rosy checked girls, and they walk in
a manner that invariably excites the ad-
miration of that patriarch of pedestri-
ans, Edward Payson Weston, when he
happens to see them. Low heels and
broad soles to the shoes, their hands Oh
their hips, heads erect, mouths closed.
nostrils dilated and eyes sparkling, they
form pictures which go far toward con-
tradicting the oft told tale that New
York girls, even those at school, are af-
fected with ennui of the worst type.
There are usually a dozen of these high
spirited girls in each party, and they are
accompanied by one or more teachers
who, although advanced in years, are
usually fine, superb specimens of perfect
American womanhood- - New York
Times.
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Health is Wealth 1!
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cure. Guarantees issued only by
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THE DALLES.

The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at
the head Of navigation the Middle Columbia. and
is a thriving, prosperous city.
ITS TERRITORY
It is the supply city for extensive and rich
cultural grazing country, its trade reaching as
far south Summer Lake, distance Of over two
hundred miles.
THE LARGEST WOOL MARKET
The rich grazing country along the eastern slope
of the the Cascades furnishes pasture thousands
Of sheep the wool from which finds market here.
The Da1les is the largest original wool shipping
point in America, about 100000 pounds being
shipped this year.
ITS PRODUCTS.
The salmon fisheries the finest the Columbia.
yielding this revenue Of 81 800 900 which
and will be more than doubled in the near future
The products of the beautiful Klickital valley find
market here and the country south and east has this
year filed the warehouses and all available storage
places to overfowing with their products.
ITS WEALTH
1t is the richest city the coast,
is scattered and is being used to develop,
farming country than is tributary any other
city in Eastern Oregon.
It's situation is unsurpassed It's climate delight
full It's possibilities inca1culable It's resources
limited! And on these corner stones she stands.