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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

81 SEE" said very pretty and bright
school girl, 81 see that the Italian gov
eminent is going to send warvessel
over to punish the New Orleans folks. !"
well, what do you think of it dearie %
81 hope they'll send her. I'm sure
she'd never get back We are too much
in need of a navy to let thing like that
escape. "-Ahdntd Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

altogether 80 volumes and weekly
journal full of good reading matter and
well illustrated S.! The proprietor of
this business is said to have cleared
g GOO, 900 out of it already, and Judging
by the way he lives [ should not
wonder if the statement were true"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
No Matter How Hard

Any druggist tries to sell you his own
cough medicine, remember he does it be-
cause he makes more money on it. Insist
on having Kemp'S Balsam for the throat
and lungs. for there is no cough remedy SO
pure and none so quick to break up a cold.
For influenza. soreness of the throat and
tickling irritation, with constant cough,
Kemp'S Balsam is an immediate cure.
Large bottles, SOC and ST. At all drug
0iStS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

Ever since 1864 there have been women
(1nOre each gear who claim that there is
no soap half as good, or as economical as
DObbins' Electric. There mast be some
truth in their claim. Try it, see how much.
Your grocer has if
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

TESTED BY TIME. For Bronchia
affections, Coughs, ETC., Browns BRoN
CHIAL TROCHES have proved their efficacy
by a test of many years. Price rs cts.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
TWO DREAM S.

One night went to fairyland,
By fays and elves attended,
With winsome sprites on every hand
All me, the scene was splendid!
And / was sorry when ] woke,
And found the dream was ended.
Another night drove amain
Through fields thai were not sunny,
With imps and demons in my train
Intent on being funny:
And wouldn't dream that dream again
For any amount of money.
-Hdrper's Young People.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
An Age OF Progress.

Buttons are now made of potatoes,
says the Buffalo Express. This shows
the possibilities of scientific agricul-
ture. Undoubtedly, by proper Gull
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

CRUELTY to children: Seeing them sickly,
peevish and cross. and failing to give them
DIR. Bulls Worm Destroyers. a pleasant
candy medicine. By mail, % cents. John
d. Park, Cincinnati. Ohio.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

The Importance of taking good Spring
Medicine cannot be overestimated. The
changing weather affects the human system in
such way that it is now in great need of and
especially susceptible to the benefit to be de-
rived from a reliable preparation like Hoods
Sarsa parilla. To make your blood pure give
you q good appetite, and make you strong take
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

WHEN man gets in trouble it often
takes round sum to square Matters
YOnkerS Statesman
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

SHE-"Tell me, what difference is there
between ready-made tie and one you
tie yourself?" He-"About an hour"
-Tife
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

"By the Street of Bye and Bye you ar
rive at the house of Never" Decide to-
day that you will use SAPOLIO. 1t is a
solid cake of Securing Soap.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
Established 1855.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned. Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye w forks, 246 w.
Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

MUNKAcsY is painting some panels for
the new Palace of Parliament at Bu-
charest, their price being SIC, 00G.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
A pOpular Institution.

Everybody goes to the great store of
Clement, Williams & Co. for everything in
the furniture line. They will find quality
at the top and prices at the bottom every
time. 426, 1928, 430 Broadway, Milwaukee.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

Mrs. ALEXANDER IRELAND's life of
Mrs. Carlyle will contain several letters
not already published and a new por-
trait
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

AN IMPLIED REFUsAL-Harry-"
she positively refuse your; Jack (de-
iectedly)-''Not exactly. When l asked
her if she ever thought Of marrying,
she said she had never yet had man
ask her about it - Ennch
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
Very Important

The joy of people cured of Dyspepsia by
Hoods sarsaparilla is often beyond expression
To be relieved from the fortunes Of indigestion,
heartburn, nausea, and other distressing symp-
toms, is sufficient cause for the grateful letters
we receive. If you suffer from any trouble of
dyspeptic nature, from sick headache, or that
all gone tired feeling, take
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

GEN. MALONE IS preparing to build a
town at the mouth of Cove Creek, in
Tazewen County, Va
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

ABOUT ALL-Daggett-"W do you
usually have for breakfast at your board
ing house 20 Cutting-"Oh, well-an APP
petite. "-Americdn Grocer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

"CHAPPIE was wound up last night, {"
said Martha. Eyes; but little too
tightly, [ think" said Ethel. Gle
wouldn't go."-NeW York Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

''TALK about striking tender chord, :"
soliloquized the tramp at the wood pile
"this is one of the toughest cords ever
struck. y YOnkers Statesman.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

THERE is nothing a man enjoys more
than complaining of his great RESPONSE
bilities. -IndiandpoRs Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

JoE-"Why did they turn Harry out
of the church? Did he get into bad
company? Tom-"Tes; he joined the
choir. "-Detroit Free Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

FITS.-Al Fits stopped free by DIR. kline's
Great Nerve ReStOrer. No fits after first day use
Marvellous Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free tc
Fit Send to DR.. Kline, 931 Arch St. Phila Pa.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
hoods
Sars aparIlIa

SIN the spring of 1890 experienced that tired.
dull feeling. Dyspepsia seized me. and each
morning l had vomiting spells. l was much
discouraged My physician suggested Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which took and Gm happy to say
1t made me new man, and l never was better
than now" JOHN MACK, foreman Springer &
Wizards stock farm, Oskaloosa, Iowa.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

HAHAkITrN-secretaries and Or
kHH ANltljganiz by an Assess
H ment Order paying
wv $4,000 in six months at an esti-
- mated cost of $44.00. Reputable.
men and women can secure liberal COM
pensation. Address, M. MCINTYRE.
Supreme Manager, No. 1923 Arch Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

GOES to the wall and yet fourishes-
ivy-Chicaqo Globe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
SENIER'S ASTHMA REMEDY.

The Oldest Remedy for Asthma in existence.
The only one recognized and prescribed by the Med,
ical Faculty in every country. Send your aud
and we will mail you q free sample for trial we
do not ask you to believe what say but 10 try Id
yOurselE Medical testimony accompanies each
sample.
sole Proprietors ALFRED SENIER & CO.,
liz Mason ST.. milwaukee,, wis.
Also at London, Eng, and Melbourne Australia.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08
ood's
Sars pari|Ia

81 have for the last two or three years, during
the spring months, taken Hoods Sarsaparilla to
purify my blood, and I find it invaluable as a
spring medicine 1t seems as if L could not do
without it. I would recommend it to all"
Mrs. DORA BENEsHEK, Negaunee, Mich.
n. B. If you decide to take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla do not be induced to buy any other.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

FoR A ORDERED LIVER try BEEcnAM's PILLS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

IS an entlre and permanent cure Tor the worst.
forms of female disease, and instantly re-
ieves all weaknesses and ailments peculiar
to the sex. 1t is sold by all Druggists as a
standard article, or sent by mail, in form
of Pills or Lozenges, on receipt of $1.00.
n3Nrs. Pinkham's book, Guide Etiquettes
W. beautifully Illustrated sent receipt oftwo stamps.
Lydia e. Pinkham Med. Co., Lynn. Mass.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-04-08

HAZE TO ASK MY DOCTOR"
False modesty and procrastination are
responsible for much female suffering. We
can excuse the instructive delicacy that sug-
gestS concealment to the young, but there is.
no excuse for those who reject the assist,
ance of a woman.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
President N. F. A. and !. U.
OHicial Notice,

All official organs and friendly papers
Interested and desiring the advancement
Of educational work, are hereby respect
fully requested through their columns
to notify all lecturers, subordinate,
county, district and state, aud all assist
ant and deputy lecturers, to file their
names and postofflce addresses with the
national lecture bureau. Address J. F.
Tillman, $3.50 North Capitol street, Wash
lngtOn, d. O.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
socrets Of Success.

We are in receipt Of o neatly bound
volume entitled "Secrets Of Success,
from the pen Of III. Fl. DeweeSe, the ceI-
ebrsted "gllt-edge farmer" Of Piqua, O.
The book should become as well known
as the author himself, whose name is a
household word. Mr.. DeweeSe has given
to the world in this little volume the re-
suits Of years Of labor and costly expert
ence.
"Secrets Of Success" treats only Of
methods that have been tried and proved.
The subjects are handled In a plain,
common sense manner, 80 that all may
understand. The true position Of the
farmer Is clearly defined, and such In
formation impaired as will place him at
the head Of the most independent, yet
the most neglected, industry OF the
American continent. It tells how to
grow successfully large yields Of beans,
potatoes, corn, wheat, oats, turnips, on
ions, etc.; carefully explains the use Of
various fertilizers, and presents numer-
ous Illustrations Of the implements which
assist In securing the desired results.
This book should be In the hands of
every farmer. Many books have been
bought and found useless on account of
the lack Of experience Of the author.
Not so with SECRETS Of Success" the au-
thor's many years Of practical experience,
and always being on the alert to make
farming the chief subsistence and main
tensnce Of this life, having given him
rich store of knowledge, which 10 care
fully set forth in this volume, with the
assurance that every reader will gain
such information as will enable him to
honor his calling with the independence
that should belong to the American
farmer.
"Secrets Of Success" contains 868
pages, handsomely bound in cloth, and
will be mailed postpaid, on receipt Of
price, $1.25, to any part Of the United
States or Canada. Address all orders to
II. H. Deweese, lock box 1857, Piqua, 0.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
President N. r. A. and /. U.

Persons desiring to be commissioned
as national organizers Of the National
Farmers Alliance and Industrial Union
will make written application TO the ma
tlonal president at Washington, d. G.,
accompanied by Endorsement Of state or
national officers as to character and quail
lGcations Of applicant II they desire to
work in states having state organizations,
they will make application to the presl-
dent Of their respective states.
L. L. Polk,
President N. +. A. and /. U.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
8. Nj. SCOTS Appointments

WaVerly--June II, SD. m.
Lebo--June 70, 8p. m.
Burlington June 10, Up. m.
GFldley- l3, 8 p. m.
Cialesburg-June "A, 1880 p. m.
Rural-Jnne 23,'7 80 p. m.
South M0und--June %, 1880 p. m.
Stanton Monday, May %.
0ssawat0mie- Tuesday, May 20.
Loulsburg- Wednesday, May IL.
HillBdale- Thursday, May IS.
West Windy School House. Friday, May 20.
Diamond Ridge Tuesday, June 2, 8 p. m.
Emery Green.-W Wednesday, June 3, p. m.
Lane Thursday, June 4, s p. m.
H0mewO0d- Friday June 8, 8p. m.
Ottawa Saturday, juno Q, p. m.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
10 County Commltteemen,

Peoples party committeeman, In coun-
ties having Swedish settlements, who
may desire q Swedish lecturer to work in
such settlements, are requested to cor
respond with Nels Anderson, box $40,
Topeka, Kan,
The advocate., 1891-05-27


illustrated application those menaO
Address
CARL. HOFFMAN,
The advocate., 1891-05-27
NATIONAL FARMERS ALLIANCE AND
TMDnGTRIAL nMINM.
TNDUgTRIAL UNION.
OFFICIAL.

WASHINGTON, d. G., Jan. Q, 1891.
All commissions issued to national Or
ganizerS from this Office prior to Decem-
ber 2, 1890, are hereby declared TO be
null and of NO effect, unless the same
have been renewed by proper authority.
National organizers holding such COM
missions will make application to this
Office foa a renewal of the same.
l.. L. Polk,
The advocate., 1891-05-27
See Funsten's ad. on top of page eleven.
The Mills.

A saloon can no more be run without
using up boys than a Touring mill with
out wheat or saw mill without logs.
The only question is, whose boys-yours
rmine-our boys or our neighbOrS'G-
I. n. Macdonald, sn FEGming SsOord.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
Notice..

There will be q meeting Of the Fifth
Congressional District Alliance held at
Clay Center, Kansas, on the last Tues
day In June. Let there be full atten-
dance Of all the members.
II. N. BoVD,
Secretary and Treasurer.
Belleville, Kansas.
The advocate., 1891-05-27
Van b. Prather's Appointments.

Randolph, Tuesday, June 2.
Mayday, Wednesday, June 3.
Leonardvllle, Thursday, June A.
Riley, Friday, June 3.
Zeandale, Saturday, June 6.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
Youthful Suicide Mania.

The Hospital, commenting upon the
suicide mania among schoolboys i'll
Vienna. which it attributes to the sense
less mania for over-intellectual culture.
says: In these days the tyranny of
learning is driving the world to mad
ness. Professors of all sorts have got the
upper hand, and their supremacy threat
ems to be fatal to the rest of the world.
Here is an opportunity for medicine. II
doctors were large minded and capable
men like Shakespeare and Bacon they
would see the truth and assert their
scientific authority. But what are they
doing? Nothing at all to guide the
world in the matteri They are the
worst offenders of all in the way of in
ficting upon young men unlimited intel.
lectual tasks, the doing of which is OF
no practical service to anybody. Sleep
lessness, nervousness, mania in every
form are upon us, and nothing is done.
The whole medical world itself is in full
cry striving who shall be first to put
salt on the tail of the tubercle bacillus.
1t is as if all the forces of the empire
should be sent to arrest lunatic at
Wick while foreign army was in pos
session of Penzance.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13

A special train of three cars arrived il
the Union Pacific depot at Walla Walla
Wash. last week with a CHASTITY cargo
consisting of the entire contents of tn,
military graveyard at Fort Lapwai
Idaho. There were upward of sixty
caskets, nearly all receptacles of sol
diers' bones. The reported reason fol-
the removal is that the land whereon The
cemetery was located had been taken NJ
by settlers, who show a disposition t
level the graves and plant their seet
over the remains. Uncle Sans guard
ians didn't relish this idea, and Eenct
the transfer. The Fourth cavalry, with
the band, in full dress and accouter
ments, were at the depot to meet and
conduct the mortuary procession to the
cemetery at Fort Walla Walla, where
the remains We're reinterred with mill
tary Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
Odd Journey of o Tree,

A stately elm tree is being moved sew
eral miles to Graceland cemetery, and
since it began its travels, which are
about half over, it has killed one mai
and slightly injured several others. The
tree grew about three miles from Crosse
Point, and is destined to adorn a lot
where Mr., Lathrop is buried. 1t was
dug up about month ago, the earth
around its roots boxed up, and it wae
placed in standing position upon plat
form moving upon rollers. The plat
form is pulled along by horses. During
the process of changing the supports the
other day laborer WAS crushed to
death under falling beam. 1t is esti-
mated that when placed in the cemetery
the tree will have cost not less than
$500. Chicago Tribune.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
EcIipses In 1891.

This years eclipses will be somewhat
beyond the average. On the evening of
May 90 the moon will rise in eclipse at
five minutes to s, but the shadow will
for the greater part have already passed
away, and it is only in eastern countries
and at the antipodes that her face that
evening will be seen wholly obscured.
1t will be otherwise with the total
eclipse of our satellite, which will begin
at thirty-tivo minutes past 10 on Nov. 10
next. This, as the almanacs tell us, will
DO entirely visible at Greenwich"
whittier, no doubt, the legendary cock
ney will once more betake himself in
time to witness the phenomenon.
There will be two solar eclipses-one
annular, and visible in this country as II
partial eclipse on the upper limb, begin
ming at two minutes past on June 6; the
other a partial eclipse on Dec. l, which
will be visible chiefly in theSouth Pacific.
Besides these there will be, on May 10, a
transit of Mercury over the suns disk.
which will lie only partially visible in
this part of the globe. Notes
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
or.,er shacker., Ere pl.ease.

.sThe oyster shuckers' eye disease" is
| the title given by the professional staff
of The Presbyterian Eye and Ear nos
| pital TO a trouble affecting large num-
! Der of their patients at this season of
the year. 1t is believed that the pecul-
lar kind of liberation Of the eyeball
which is known by this title is CAUSED
by the juice of the oyster touching the
cornea of an eye which has previously
been slightly injured. The doctors say
they can tell exactly when the oyster
season is at hand by the appearance Of
patients with this complaint within
twenty four hours after the opening of
the packing establishments, and they
claim that this complaint disappears
promptly with the close of the oyster
season.
The shuckers come to the institution
complaining that they have had their
eyes hurt by a chip of the oyster shell,
but the ulcer is entirely different to the
physicians eye to that caused by an
abrasion from anything else, such as a
nail. chip Of marble or rock, pin, or
even q clean shell. A mere look at the
liberated cornea sufhceS to determine
that the patient is an oyster shucker.
The disease yields easily to treatment,
and very frequently the patient is so far
relieved of pain az to be able to return
to his work within tweGty-four hours.
What is called the sterilizing treatment
is applied to the sufferers. 1t consists of
applying cocaine to the eye until all SEN
sibility has been lost, and then carefully
touching the ulcer on the cornea with a
platinum wire heated to wilderness by a
galvanic CONGRATULATIONS American.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
Electrical Reporting.

Electric Power describes a new sys-
ten of reporting baseball and other
games by means OF an ingenious cleo
trical apparatus The special object of
the apparatus is to enable a full report
of games to be made in sight of a large
number of people and at the same time
to dispense with one or more Of the
assistants now required in reporting
such games. This device is intended
not only to indicate the progress Of dis
tant games, but actually to be used at
the opposite end of the ball field from
the grand stand, in order TO enlighten
the spectators on many points on which
they are liable to be momentarily in
doubt. Spectators coming in late are
often unable to ascertain the number OF
innings played, the striker at the bat,
the number of balls and strikes called,
ETC., and even those already on the
ground sometimes find it difficult to de-
ternine whether the umpire has called
a strike or a ball All these weighty
issues. upon which the baseball enthusi-
asst expends such intense solicitude, can
now be clearly and reliably recorded,
and all anxiety and uncertainty can be
removed by n glance at the exhibition
board placed in sight of the spectators,
the indicators on which are electrically
controlled and operated by an expert
enced person located close to the dia-
lnond
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
VIII Paw His RespectS,

Napoleon Mcdaniel, a noted train rob
Der, recently convicted at Texarl1ana,
Tex, and sentenced to life imprisonment
in thepenitentiary, has escaped from jail.
Two eminent criminal lawyers who IN
successfully defended him are now living
in daily dread, having received a mes
sage from Mcdaniel that he intends to
kill them because they did not do
their bes in his defense. Philadelphia
Ledger.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13
To shorten the Time.

The journey from London to Berhr
will soon be shortened by more than al
hour. The Great Eastern, which has
done so much to cheaper continental
travelling, intends starting new dali!
service between Harwich and Hook val
Holland. The whole matter was recent
ly settled at a confidential conference il
which the Representatives of al the Dutcl
railways took part. The Hook line vii
prove powerful rival to Ostend. Lon
don World.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13

Mrs, Hashly-Y)u say you haven
Put stove in Mr.. Prettiboy's room
How does he keep from freezing?
Mrs. Tartly--T put couple of mirrors
in his room.
Mrs. Hashly-But they won't cOnpen
safe him for the lack of stove
Mrs. Tartly-They do. He keeps him
self warm by constantly walking from
one mirror to the other 10 look at him
self HarperIs Bazaar.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13

A man who signed himself Citizen, :"
and who is n way off on spelling. writes
the Lewiston city marshal That he has
been hit by two snuwballs thus far this
season, which he thinks We're malicious
ly aimed ut him by some bad boys. He
notifies the city marshal that this throw
ing Of snowballs at him must cease at
once, or there will be trouble in tho An
droscoggin valley in the very near fut-
ure.-Lewiston Journal.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-02-13

The xarm Or wood is dark and low
Within a sheltered valley deep;
When DER y hills the night winds blow.
They root !, nappy tribes to sleep
A thous Id ,iny tracks are made
T N It's carpet soft and white,
Ana through its thick aud fragrant shade
Brisk bird wings glance in sudden fight
Here feasts llre spread and mouths are req
Where seeds and buds are scattered w'de'
And many a warm and coy bed
Is heaped where dreaming sieepers niue
Sometimes a golden sunbeam strays
Within TO light the green and white
Sometimes at night the full moons raSS
Fill these dim aisIes with silver hSht
But We are interlopers herei
Our steps are strange, our Voices new
The jewellers shy look forth in fear
And vanish with q swift adieu
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