The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-09-17
All Sorts Of Parag r8p!,s

one time wealthy, is in the poor house,
the result of going on bonds.
- There is a man in Winsted, Con.
necticut, who belongs to twenty four se-
cret societies, four volunteer fire organiza.
tions, nine military companies and three
churches.
"A fireman at Myerston, Pa, were
celluloid collar to fire, when it became
ignited from too great exposure to the
heat, and burned his neck and discolored
his face.
- Very popular, very small, very good.
De Wits Little Early Risers, the pill for
constipation, billiousness, sick headache.
For sale by Wilhite & Wilhite. +
Rev. John Bolton, pastor of negro
church at Jefferson, Tex, was dragged
from the pulpit and put out of the church
by woman Of his congregation for i'm
moral conduct.
- Mrs. McGriffin, of McGregor, Tex
ss, who gave birth to triplets ten months
ago, broke the record on Tuesday, 9th
inst, with a quartette. All seven are.
boys, and are doing well.
= 1t is quite the fashion now to take
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones, Will
hite and Wilhite sells them. t
= There may be corners in wheat, but
this won't disturb the serenity of the
young man who, with his best girl, sits
in the Sunday twilight glow of the par
lor and imagines he has a corner in
sugar.
"A beautiful skin, bright eyes, sweet
breath, good appetite, vigorous body,
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits sarsapsrilla. 1t is
sold by Wilhite and Wilhite. +
"Oh, I understand, MISS" said the
lawyer, "this man has been guilty of
breaches of promises, made to you and
accepted by you in good faith" eyes,
sir, but-but," and she blushed fearfully,
"could't you, in court, call it trousers of
promise-it would be more delicate,
don't you think?"
- Purifes the blood, increases the
circulation, expels poisonous humors and
builds up the system. What more do you
want medicine to perform? DeWitts
SarsapariIla is reliable. For sale by Will
hite and Wilhite. t
- The Rev. S. c. Stone, recently pre-.
siding elder Of the Greenville, Miss, dis
trict, is under arrest at Memphis, charg.
ed with arson. He owned several bust.
ness houses which he destroyed by fire.
BE makes no denial of the allegations,
and says he committed the acts while
under the influence of morphine.
- Constipation, blood poison, fever !
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars; DeWitts
Little Early Risers cost quarter. Take
your choice. For sale by Wilhite & Will
hite. T
- She vas a Boston girl. She was
visiting her Whitehall cousin. While
walking out, several butterflies passed
her. ooh dear me, what charming lit.
tie birds They are perfectly exquisite"
"They are not BIRDS, my DEAR" replied
her country cousin. "They are butter
Aies." ooh! you don't say so. Then
these are the dear little creatures that fly
from flower to flower and gather the
sweet yellow butter that we use. They
arc too lovely for anything"
De Wits Little Early Riaers never
eripe or cause nausea. Mild but sure,
assist rather than force. Best little pill
for sick headache, chronic constipation.
dyspepsia. For sale by Wilhite g. Viii.
hite.
W. W. Long, member of the
North Carolina House of Representatives,
and number of other large planters in
the Roanoke bottoms, are completing
arrangements to bring to their plantations
some FIVE hundred of the expatriated
Russian Jewish farmers. Mr.. Long has
an agent in Odessa who is making the ar
rapgements. The people to be brought
over are all experienced agriculturists
and will be engaged chiefly in the culti'
vation of cotton.
- Catarrh, neuralgia, rheumatism and
most diseases originate from impure
blood. Cleanse it, improve it, purify it
with De Wits Sarsapasilla and health is
restored, strength regaiued. Sold by
Wilhite & Wilhite. t
Postmaster Bell, of Eustis, Fla,
stales that he has number of well'trained
rattlesnakes in his Office, which render
valuable service in protecting the mail.
These snakes are kept in a glass case, and
when Objectionable characters come
around the postofice and fingers longer
than the postmaster deems advisable he
gets out the snakes and puts them
through their PAGES. The loungers: not
knowing that the snakes are tame, be.
come frightened and Immediately vacate
the premises.
Edward Van Schaick of West
Neck, Huntington, has been puzzled OF
late over the small quantity of milk
given by we'll bred Jersey cow. The
matter was explained the other day.
When walking through field he found
the COW nursing several young pigs.
The COW was unable to accommodate all
the Young pigs at once, and it was the
sauealipg OF the disappointed ones
that attracted Mr.. Van Schaick to the
spot. Hereafter the COW and pigs will
pasture in different felds.-Ne,c York
,Sun.
- Germany is about to try liqucr
law regulating saloons. The sale OF
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