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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
He wanted 10 be on the SAFE Side.

''LooKa-here," said grandfatherish-looking
man who was inspecting the contents of toy
store yesterday. II want to have fair under
standing before buy"
"Well?'
I'm agoing to buy my grandson a wooden
mule with a bell on it-one of them 50-cent
ones. He's jest crazy for mule"
Yes"
However, children are tickle, and he may
change his mind after he gifts il. II SC, can /
bring it back and trade it for a goat?"
Yes"
Suppose he has broken leg Off"
Then we couldn't take it "
Must be in good repair eh?",
YES"
Suppose l bring the mule back and git a
goat, and he goes back on that? Don't say he
will you know, but you can never depend on a
boy"
II couldn't promise to trade"
wouldn't trade 1t for a tin rooster or a
wooden rhinoceros, providing none of the wool
was pulled off,"
Il hardly think So"
well, that's for you to say, and think
won't take no chances. III buy him some
candy, and after it's devoured he can't boiler
for me to trade it, All he can do is TO yell for
figs and peanuts, and if his mother don't lick
MIN for it, will Goodby."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

A check is being placed upon the granting
of rabhinical divorces in New York. Rabbi
Solomon M. Siskind has been arrested on a
charge of petty larceny for obtaining
money under false pretenses. The basis of
the charge is that he received IS for a
divorce" he had not granted. Itseems that
this rabbi has been making between 800
and 5000 year By granting divorces" OF
course only the very ignorant jews ac-
cepted his divorces" he cannot plead
that he did not know ne had no right to do
a divorce" business, because he is an in
telligent man, and knows the laws of the
land. His divorce business has como to en-
end, however, and be will be fortunate if
ne escapes the penitentiary.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

The facts of a rather remarkable romance
have just cropped out In Berlin. Maria
Polch. maiden lady of 80 years of age,
daughter of wealthy merchant visited
her uncle in Chicago last summer. There
she met youth Of African descent, VINO
told her that he was an African prince
She was struck with the idea of capturing
prince in Chicago, aud the fact that he
was as black as the ace of spades, aud
couldn't get fine tooth comb through his
hair, seemed TO lend new charms In her eyes
to her lover. The uncle, however, objected.
and sent his niece back to Berlin. The
black lover followed with Chicago friend,
a white man, and the lovesick damsel of 80
met them In hotel in Hamburg. She had
bonds in her possession worth 1000 marks,
which she had inherited frcm her grand
mother. The mutual Chicago friend took
the bonds to turn them into American
money. He didn't return, and the lovers
being without cash the infatuated maiden
lady was forced to appeal to her father for
help. The surprised father carried his
daughter back home and paid the fare of
the alleged African prince to Chicago. Thus
ended Maria Polch's dream Of love.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
a story About Morphia Injection.

2 SHY = DOut NOT DIIH ILIoCLLDl.
The best story ever heard illustrating the
effects Of q morphia injection was told % me
to-day" said Health Officer Dufield 10 a De-
troir Free Press reporter "A doctor was driV-
ing along a country ROAD when he came upon
an aged colOred man. who was endeavoring 10
persuade ba.ky mule to proceed on its journey
with q Wagon-iOa5 Of wood TIE old man a.
that would start the obduFEte duadruped. The
doctor leaped from bis buggy With a small
syringe il MS hand. plunged il into the mules
side. and injected quantity Of morphia. The
lOnR-eared animal gave a prolonged bray, threw
his heels in the ana started down the road
with the speed OF cyclone. The negr0's eyes
protruded as he gazed after the flying mule.
How much 90 DAT stuff did 20 put In him,
bOssf' he asked.
oh, replied the doctor, laughing, about 10
cents worth
Well, den, put 20 cents WORT into me- right
quick. Yeres yer money. Is got ter ketch dat
nule'n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
Success Bowildered Eim slightly.

The secret Of the popularity of Farmer
Edmunds, the Virginia congressman, has been
pretty closely guarded until few DAYS ago
He told friend on the floor tnat his constiJu-
ents regarded him as much more important
man than he really was, SAYS the
Washington Post, and it was his task to
let this impression grow as much as it would
Whenever any OF Edmunds' followers come to
washington he makes 1t point to introduce
them to all the prominent men ne can meet
Ills tone IS generally one of Familiarity and
with Mckinley, Reed, Cannon and others he
prefixes title, such as major, or speaker, or
colonel or anything that will give the visitor
an impression that he is on intimate terms
with the big guns. He has, however. had
one ambition that, until last week, has always
been beyond his reach. Since Congressman
hiigore, or, as he is called by his friends. Buck
hllgore, kicked open the door leading into the
lobby. he has become famous throughout the
south, aud every body who comes to Washington
wants to see the kicking congressman from
IexaS Until few days ago Farmer Edmunds
mas always been obliged TO deny an introduce
tlon to mis- visiting constituents for the simple
reason that he was not acquainted with Mr. Kill
gore. This preyed on his mind to such an ex-
or bis colleagues that the dream of
his life would be accomplished If be
could only call Mr.. Kilgore Buck" The friend,
without saying anything to Edmunds, had con-
versation with Kilgore and the result was that
the statesman from Texas determine ed to CRAFTY
Edmunds aspirations. He accordingly went
over to Edmunds' desk, where the latter was
busy writing, and. tapping him familiarly on
the shoulder, exclaimed, Hello, Edmunds p
The congressman from Virginia was thunder
struck. Holy Moses" he calculated. For a
moment he could scarcely believe his eyes, and
he was still further bewildered when Klgore
smilingly said: Never mind any formalities.
just call me Buck" Edmunds almost tainted.
He gasped for breath and then trembingly
asked: How long may call you 'Buck?'" As
long as we are in the same congress-" was
Kilgore's answer. Farmer Edmunds took him
at his word, and his colleagues say that since
that time his confusion has led him to call
seventeen different men Buck" and he has
written to his constituents that he will accord
them the honor Of an introduction to Buck
Kilgore" whenever they come to Washington,
kilgore enjoys the joke hugely, as do all of
Edmunds' colleagues who are in the secret
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

DR.. Laplace, a Philadelphia physician
who has just returned from Berlin, says
that it is not DR.. Koch, but the German
government, that is withholding the secret
of the manufacture Of his celebrated lymph,
and that the government withholds it until
the full merits of the discovery have been
established. He says there is no doubt that
the lymph cures lupus rapidly. and also in
cipient Tuberculosis Of the external parts OF
the body. Whether or not it will do more
remains to be seem
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
our NEW YORK OFFICE.

Nh ]. J. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
OF the MORNING NEWS. office % Park Row,
New York. AN advertising business outside Of
the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima win be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

1t is suggested that Gen. Rusk, Secretary
of Agriculture, ought not to announce him
self candidate for the presidency unless
he can take joke. AS a presidential
candidate he would be target for the
jokers. He is a deal of joker himself, but
it doesn't follow that he can take joke.
He ought to test his ability to take joke
before entering the presidential race. Other
wise he might have his temper aud digestion
spoiled
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

Il is astonishing how large the number of
people is who, from time to time, claim
through remote ancestors portions of the
land upon which New York city is built.
The latest Of these claimants are Mrs. NJ.
E. Riggs and her two sons, of Ocean Grove,
n. J. They are claiming thirty-four acres
in the vicinity of Wall street. The prop
erty is valued at S2O5, 100000 1t will be
long time, probably, before their claim is
admitted
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
; Eo Thanks to Risk.

From tie Philadelphia Record tDeml
SecretaryHRsk declares for Harrison for 90.
But as Harrison won't take it unless the force
bill shah be pissed, and as Hoar has admitted
that the bill lhs no show of passing, the Presi-
dent will, no doubt. observe codly TO the bucoIic
secretary: Thank You for nothing"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

Mr.. Cleveland and Gov. Hill seldom meet
at public gathering nowadays. 1t is said.
however, that they have both expressed an
intention to be the guests of the Young
Mems Democratic Association in Philadel-
phla, Jan s. Leading democrats from all
parts of the country have accepted invita-
tions. Let Cleveland and Hill show the
country on that occasion that they are not
enernies
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

Col Elliott Shepard, editor of the New
York Mail and Express, is not the presi-
dent of 1.-The American Sunday School
Union" He is the president of 1.-THE Ameri-
can Sabbath Union, and it is probable that
he is entirely satisfied with his position.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

The Cherokees and the government are
still wide apart in their negotiations for the
Cherokee lands known as the Outlet. The
Outlet contains about 100000 acres, and
the Cherokees want 50 an acre for it. The
government offers them 81 25. Perhaps a
cattle company can be found that will give
them their price, Six million acres would
make a very handsome cattle range.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
Trying to Wreck the Republican Party.
From the Chicago Tribune tRep.).


The McKineyites seem to have labored hard
10 find the Shortest and best way to wreck the
Republican party. Wherever they saw achance
to give thecansumer a kick they gave it to him
with hearty good will And wnat irritates the
consumers more than anything else is that these
kicks and cuffs are bestowed on them purely in
the interest Of a handful of mill bosses-of men
like the lone manufacturer of degraS, for in
stance. The consumers showed last month their
resentment at the way in which they had been
treated, and if something is not done to pacify
them they will do even more mischief in 1892
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

And now it is said that ex-Mayor Hewitt
is miserable because he was not invited to
the Reform Club banquet in New York
Poor mani His life seems to be crowded
with grievances. Well, it is quite true that
he has been a conspicuous tariff reformer for
years, but the kind of tariff reform ne has
wanted has not always been exactly the
kind his party favored
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

It is now thought that Senator Farwen,
of Illinois, will soon have to bid farewell to
the United States Senate, de would have
it otherwise if he could, but his friends in
ulinsis seem to be against him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

Badness ought not to come till the age Of
SO 7r later. If the hair begins to fall earlier
use Halls Hair Remover and prevent bald
ness and graynesS-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

- sKRIBLER--Ive made pretty good record
tnls year. Eight of my poems have been ac-
cepted by the magazines 0- az
SkraWier-I have done better than that. One
OF mine has been published - Chicqoo Trib,tne
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
The Behrine Sea Dispute.

From thtiCfncinnati Times Star (Rep).
There9is something more than an issue o;
business in this matter something more than
the lives Of few seals. American rights are
at stake, ami america is bound to maintain
than . / I'm
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
sudden Ohanges of Weather cause Thros

Diseases. There is no more efectual RENE iy
fer Coughs Colds, ETC., tnau BRewN's BRoN-
cHIAL TROPHIES. Sold only IN boreS. Price IS
centS-AC
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

Senator Ingalls, has pitched his tent at
Topeka, prepared to stay as long as'there is
chance for him to defeat the alliance. If
he only had first-class war record he
might have q much better prospect for sue
cess. As he was only an adjutant general
in the home guards ne will hardly appeal to
the patriotic feelings Of his alliance enemies.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01
Sc CURRENT COMMENT.


From the NelC York Herald (Ind.(
The pflgwump is the last, and in some re-
spects the best. product of American politics,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

To cure constipation, sick hca dache and
dyspepsia simmons Liver Regulator has no
equal.-Ad
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

The MORNING NEWS wishes all of its
friends and patrons happy New Year.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-01

any carriage where they found
places. On one of these occasions a
Frenchman, who happened to find himself in
the same compartment with them, being ignor-
ant-or affecting ignorance-of the rank of his
fellow travellers, was proceeding to light
cigar lin accordance with the universal custom
of smoking on that lne); but before doing so
he turned to the princess and politely in
quired: Does mad&m object to the smell of
smoke?" Il do not know the smell, SIR No
body has ever presumed to smoke in my pres.
ence," was the crushing reply
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25
NEWS OF THE RAILWAYS.
C1licago's Great Road, the Famous Mapl'
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The Chicago, st. Paul & Kansas City was
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The general headquarters Of the road is
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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25

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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25
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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25
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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25
NOTICE TO co-owNERs-HELENA LEWIS

NOTICE TO CO-OWNERs--HELENA. LEWIS
TO Eiis Wibly, or to whom II may concern,
You are hereby notified that | have expended ono
thousand nins hundred ($l 500 dollars, In iAbo..
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on the Melntyre lode in Owyhse mining district.
Lewis and Clarke county, Montana, lssid parcels
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1880. 1891, -
And IL within ninety days after this notice by
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Date Of frat publication Nov, 7, 1SSk
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-11-25
~pnoYIswoNAL CARDS.

AintnE, corporation and seal estate law special.
~, VIII practice IN All tbs state courts, IN the
pnitsd States supreme court ard before al tho
Nith Hon. A. ". Garland. late attorney general. !