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arbsitct but, ipllts ibm seWiR nibt gum
&orwmtc 8cnlaGt wcrocn. Der cutlhe
abtct bic @aben pcr Notur, IN ibrer
uolem S1anbeit, unb wiiroiSt bic Nahs
abmums ocriNbcn burb Mcui1cn9ciit,
sicbt lie aber niOt 1T bic Mtiitiaubc bins
uutcr, nm nit 0tu1lern pariu ST
erititem.
unier Ssnator bat fir @ieperberltcls
lung elmer rcinen seielli1aitlidcu yuit
seitimmt, uno mir. Seben inn biermit
uni crc uoQc Nncrtennung uno mir 9laus
ben nibt, baB cs eincm Ginselncn unter
Den Sarmcrn ODER 9lrbeitcrn gi6t, bic
urs uidt beipflibteu wcrocn. Nnoers
weiti9e NnliNtcn werocm, wcnn einges
i1idt, pfibtsemaB in ben SpaIten bic
ies Vlattcs publi;irt wcrocn.
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- .Ncrr Nnbrcas Wroebncr, 6bairz
man oee Iowu6oaros uoou COTTONWOOD
be9cb ii@ bcite morgcn nad Mantato,
nm @cmcntzN b;u9sr19rcn fir oas Conn
an;ui@aiien.
- Sin 9cidbrlibcs Ebicr wurOe uns
an Mittwod Morgen III Sic Trufcrei
9ebra9t. SIS mar Elm Sod, na0 Der
@rpreRzMorfe su ic1en, Na%ucnitcin's
@of. Ga mir Orudtag batten, muBten
mir crit Den &erl fahcn uno IN ii9eres-
Wcuobriom b%rin9cn, ionit bdtte CT ii4crz
li@ llnbcil m9citiftct. Grit N6cnos
ioltc CT umgcbra@t wcrocn. 90 i'm
bas0 ruferpcrional bc;win9cn fam, oocr
O6 mir nod 0ilic oa;u bcnOt5iaeu wers
oco, oariber udditcns. Ginitueilcn ia=
gen mir ale 'vi60ncn Oent" unb Sic
Naut i1iten mir ;uriif.
- 'Nerr >Sos. Sperl bc9i6t iib I'M
yauic Der ndhiteu @pde nod ct. 81
ter INT beim Sos. S9eibcl III Der Eopz
Uattori 81 ar6eitcu.
- 9lui Der Vobrt Don @eit Neuton
boben bic 9errn i. @aaien, s. 6iri6
unb 4 S@mcl; un9liid 9e9abt. Die
Ieidiel madte iih al Der linteu Seite
Don Der Nrc los, Der @a9en 9ins na@
Der Scitc uno mari bic Sniaileu beraus.
[>err gaaien erDiclt 6autidliirinn9cn
an Der Oano, @irid) tla9t iiber Seitcn>
web unb youis wuroc mebrcre &utben
weit scidlciit, tam aber sliidlidcrueiie
nit Gin Taar lcid,tsn &erlctunom am
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Tabrplau Ter 9tortbme|tern YalN.
,,0rptc HoNucu Der NQians'
lcr."

Gem Milmautce Sccbote, Gem Or
gan Der bemotratiide Yartci, lie9t BE
Muiance iebr i9mcr I'M Magsn.
,,Cie Yittsbur9b Eoit" brabte namz
LID Dor t;niSen lagen eincn Scridt
ii5cr Gin (ntcruiep nit ]6errn Simplon,
bcr aui Der Gidte6r uon elmer Ngita>
%tiousreiic bur9 Iem gnglonO audi bic
Staot F;ttsbur9 bcriibrte uuo BAL clblt,
mic man ii1 osnten tann, BON %>nters
pic.pern in geld!ag 9cnommen uno
9riinoli6 au%sgepumpt wuroc. Sic lo9t !:
,Serry Simpion gcbt ii6rigcns Jest
tc;ncswegs nod iofenlos, oeun ais Nftt>
glieo oes GongrcileS bc;icbt CT iiDrlid
iunftauj cnb 1o0ors Sai9cugc!b, uuo
ba tann CT ii6 ldou Spfeu crlau6en
ltl1o au6 Die Gotten JON 2(9itationSrciz
len bcitrcitcn, oDne |ih Vnt6cDrungcn
oui;ucrle9tu. Gr lol iogar, wie Gin
oltli6cs Blatt tir;lt9 SIT mclocn wuBtc,
iiA ibon gu ieitli@en @clc9cnbeiten bis
sa rptbiciocncn Striimpicn uno latirtcn
S9uben ucrltcigen." Die Nuittdrnmz
9cn, SIT ocucn Scr ltarte Serrp Simplun
iid) ,u Den %>Sntcruielucn bcrbcilieB, lauz
teSen nad pcr "Fittsburg9 Foit" ct'pa
iolscnoermaEeu:
Ger Mc&inlcpzIa Carl fat Dem jiez
publicau;smus III 9tc'u Gn9lano Den
@araus 9emadt. Iic 2eutc bort iiuo
gu bcr @iniidt g:langt, ooB bic 1oben
30uc eiu;i9 unb ollcin oa;u tauscn, bic
Nrmcn nod mebr ST pliinosrn uno Sic
@elbj ddc Der Hei@cn nod uoller 81
MAIDEN, uus a6er fibrt bieie G%rtcnntniB
Gcrbiirbete in Mense ;u, 10 bab icet
i9on teine 9roBe Scbcrsabe oasu ssb0rt,
gu erteuncn, melde Fartei ben nd@ltcn
Yraliocnteu erpd9len miro.
9cn Siioen Gaben mir jett idon,
uno mcrn iett ,nr @aDl 9ei@rittcn
mcrocu ioutc, 10 ,uiir6c Der gauge Sioen
iolioe tir Die 2uuiancc Der GARNER lcin.
Ginigc me- tlide Staatcn, 1T ocncn mir
idon i'm Ncucmbcr uori9cn luDreS bciz
,abe seiic9t Ddtten, iino uuo jest li1cr,
uno I'M Often, sumal III Den Ntclu Gng>
lamb tootcu, finoen It'll ierc Ngitatoren
10 bercitwiuiseo G1tgcgcntommcn, oaR
uni ere tii6ultcu Grwartuu9cn ii6crtroiicu
wcrbcn. IS lit ii6er alcm 3wciicl ers
baben, baB bic Nuioms Der GARNER, I'M
Wunoc nit Der Giti;cns Nlian, uno Ocn
9(rbeitcr Nr9anil atiuncn, Den ade3itcn
@ra]bcntcn crpdblcn wiro. Nir bab,n
aud bcreits I'M ere Gauoioatcn 9ciunben !:
ber ebcmoli9e Gon9rtBob9coronete 8eaz
per, uon Soma, lit unicr Mann."
CDics ncnnt Der Scebotc ,,9roHc" Noz
iinen bcr 9l0ianslcr" uno lett baum bic
fem 9eridt SUI:
50. Nun wiiicn mir alio, mas uns
beuprl tcbt, uuo mir baben Mlsc 9cnus,
ms III III er S9ifia l 81 er9cbcn uno
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1891-05-07
StaotratbNitmme bonn 5. @ai,
Nue Mit9licoer anusicno inter Sors
iit bcS YrGj,Ocntcu 9. 6, Sod.

""' ~'''3'''\@ ""'"S\"o ""AN@ S'@-
iie bes Yrdi.oentcn 6. @.3o@.
Sin 0eiu@ iir2esuns uonW aNerrobre
al Der German StraBe DON Der litcn CUR
3tsn StroBe uno Grribtun9 zines Nb~
lauies an oer Gte Der 3tcn Noro uuo
! Nront StraRe wuroe al Den Nrbcitoratb
;ur Guti1cioun9 uer,uieisu.
Der Staot Sdreiber bcri1tct, bai Gin
Contract fir Wraoirun9 oerSt tate StraEs
nit seriAscr Verdmoerum9 ab9eidloiim
muroe.
Der Yoli,ei Bcridt wuroc ucrlciem,
angcnommcn ulo ;u Nuibeluabruu9 be-
nrOcrt.
Iie Nnuentar>y ilten Der ucri1icoencn
Bcamtcn wurocn anseuommen u,O sur
Nuibcwabrun9 bcorocrt.
Sine 2luli3t hcs Staot> N(nwaltes wuroc
uorgetcl cn. Sic bcga1ostt Die 6rage,
ob jemauo oos 9tedt Iat on Dem yans
oun9eplatc SIT baucn. 9ie 6ra9e muroc
uerucincno bcantwortct nnb Der Glerf
wuroe bcauitragt Sic betrcifcnoc Ecriou,
Den 81. Ma3ou, oauon 81 benadri6ti>
gen uno fcrner na6;uleben ODER na6le>
ben sulailcn. % nod ct,uelGe 0cbause
ii3 oaraut b%cfdnoe.
u. ". Fope be1uarb ii9 I'M c,nc Blunt
ber yiccns, bic bc,uiQi9t wuroc. Gtcier
le9te ferncr GerbcNcrungcn in oen NSai>
ierabi1lilcn benz Stootrat1e Dor. Ser
uiclen at oas &ailerwcrtzG omite ;ur
@eri1teritattuns bel BET nd@ten Sit;un9.
9err Y. SdiQin9, ais Gin Gomite
oes 0eder Yoitens, erju9t ben Staot>
rat1 benz Soften bic llntolten am Ord>
beridntiidunSsta9e tro9en 81 belfen.
&ater Noos madtc Den. Nutro9 $35 ST
benz ;3uede ;u trlauben. @initimmis
an9enommen.
Jtidter Weber eriudt, oaB @aiierz
usrte bis an bic 4. SioitraBe uno0roao>
NAY 9ele9t, unb Gin 9porant bort aui>
seitsQt weroe. Nn9cmommcm.
Sin 0eiud Der 0runoei9ent9iimer an
Ger State StraBc, Die ct'uas bod wOb>
. nen, oas 9te1t 81 betommen orti NuB
i@rd9c sessn benS% eiten,ues ab;usraben,
b. y. einen Sbeil pom Seitenue9e oa;u
~ beniitcn, wuroe ab9e!ebnt.
, Gm @eiu9 oes 9crrn Sos. Wallcs,
ben Staotrat1 um bic IDENTIFYING ocs
@crman Yurtcs uno Yauilons jcoen
Samitag gu CONCERT 3weden aniprez
dcno, 'puroc cinittmnis ;ugeiproden.
, Gem 9errn Gbas. Silucri on ,uuroc
erlaubt bel Der Grpcbuns ieines Vrunz
mems bic Staotpumpe 81 9ebrau@eu.
Nntra9 scitcllt uno ansenommen, oaB
elettriidc yidter i'm German Yartc am>
9ebradt weroen, bic pdbreno oer Cont
;crte a Samitagen bremen louten.
! 0as StroRen>6 omite wuroe beaui>
trast Gortctrunscn ;ur 6ibuunS Der
freien 6errp SIT ~treffen.
Die Staot bat Der Mili; bent neuen
0eiete na@ Elm electromagnetic ;u
bauen oocr 81 renten. (Mapor uno
S9atmeiiter babcn icrncr5in Uni orm
;u trasen. 6Srsue did Giroler y
, Ne9nungen wuroen por9eleie n uno
sur 3abtun9 a%n9epieien.
Die Ginfaiuu9 pom Siourz Oentmal
,uurbe beiproden uno basS traBercomite
an9ewieitn bic notbisen Ner;icrun9en
oelielben III tiir5eitcr 3cit ST beior9en.
!, G%crta9un9.
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Or that rcOt.

Su Der criten Nussabe bicieS @lattes
wurbe Sic 9tegel aui9eiteut, bag es aucs
Cute III scboriscs Hi@t snr Na6ab:
m1ns, brinsen, aber audi allies S@ledte
betampien wiro ; ibr nun folsenb erlans
ben mir uns iene 8ricfc Der hiciigcn
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1891-05-07

V|"H |Po|1V't lt|"lt, o"b VIZ O"|'"SS
AUDI bic NuslteQun9 Scr @ciites> uno
9ano>Yrobuttc alter Mciitcr 1T Marz
NOR iowo6(, wie III 6arbc, cntbloBtc
&0rper boriteleno, Dem Nusc scr Menz
i@cnsjnoer mus9ci3loNcn, uno oencn CRIT
&leiocr an9cbra@t wcroem miiBtcn, UNI
ite Dem Yublitum sei9cn ;u tDnncn.
Dies lit t9atlddli@ Elm Nus uB ibrer
iuueren Wcoantcn unb Nnl1auun9c,1.
WaS yat bo Gin &mnitpert nit Der Ero>
ititution iu tbun Sole; aucr S9am
cntbcbrcnbc Wiiltlingc betrabtcu ia ni1t
o!cj { ais Neiultatc Der Natur, ncin, MIR
cine 9eilc Spetulotion, bic i9rcm aussez
trndnettn2ebcn nod cir,cn:3Gnof untcn &C.
ben tOnntc, bas lit ;Drc gauge 2lbiidt,
ibr san;es Strcbcn. Gimc refine 9tatur
:piro bic Stunt, III jebcr 6orm, bes @ci>
ties oes S@0piers 1ucseu bctradten uno
ni9t Der Gorm ,pegen. Sc naturgc>
mdBcr bic 6orm, oeito 9roBcr Ser Ociit.
Darum lire %irriimni9c Ycbouptuns.
Die 6unit 9cb0rt uor bas Iorum, Die
Yroltitution in bic 2aiterb0lcn bas
S@auipielbaus seb0rt bem o~nitanoi9cn
Bublitum. 9aiterboblen ben 8aitlin9en
unb 2lnlin9en. Die SduIe iudt bas
Qidt, bas Cater has Ountel ; baB infer
Senator fir oas Tb' Gct'm t unb 81
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@c9cn unt5u9 J!
s. &nebtm9>
@dn,ltd)rr Mnsucrtanf gum &oltenpre1&.
9(ntang Samtag oen 2. W&at UNI tuiro tprt9e=
iett bis bus gan3c Eager ~oertanft 1T.
<iocrdoffe

smportrte 4e 3n '~eite '5s"risttas ira?er q s5 jeet $. 50,
4e 3ou breite GolbmcrS irdbr IS cts. ." .4~
Nuc Sorbem 3s 3ou brttc trUIcr 4Octs. ="
3G Boil brctc Gaibmcro wertb 25 uno 30 COS. Il"
23 3oU breite tarbi9e DalbwoQcne ~"
Nete 6eoer Citing wertb % cts. Il"
500 pDs. (soneater) s3arsensinsbam or
5000 pos. belle unO Ount!c Halcos ~"
1900 ybs. (Sloter) @pfiutnr auer 6arben .o4.
1mbi9e Gottpu NlanneQc .oS
@eblei@tc uno un9cblei@te 6lanneue s-9-loets.
Wcblei6ter MuRlin ~
l%ln9sblei3ter Mnbln 5.n.6~
Sdmew ,>eons) uno 0oiennoiie uertb % cts. 10
Hotbc Sijbtunbcr per Daro ~
Cute SualitGt 80
Meuc NRuner Nldoer %9ins9ams .oa
$50 ps. 33 BOD brc,c &leioer Sateens wertb Is cts. 10
9SciBc alciocr uno Sdirscnltofic ~s-lO-l2! cts.
As 3oQ brehc Stdrreicn per yoro 80
yctc Sorte indigo 0lou Trud Gattune 32 soQi9 Ill
QSGHc lencnc SijGiider 2S-35 uno tbcurer per Daro.
Spisemuorbausc pouc Oarb brett, bcpe Seien ein9eaBt 10!
Yrcitcs uno pradtuoucs ltuner ls-20-25cts.
Tealc Muncr paorwcis wcrtD $3.50 $50
Nnoerc SpikenporDGugc ncrtD $500 200
Sl5ijdti6cr 10 ucribcoenc SHUTTER per Yro 10
erobe Nusme!l after 6arbe" @leiosr*Sn'pfc' pct 0nee"0 .o6
NMt 6ar6en gSoid*Sn0pfe per Guteno .o4
5aidcnz Glider ouc Sortsn trabcr 5 cts. .o3
Seine gcnidte Glider wcrtb Is cts. 90
Strimpie, ale @r6Bsn uo Garden 4-6-s cts. oos paor.
SdwarS. sarantirt sani e4t $40 cts. oae F"ar.
NFdnner Sottn, quite, obme Nabt blaH ODER 9rau .O7
Vetc ibwert Sorten wertD Is cts. 10
loojentrdocr pole Wr0It, ncuc @aaren 10
Sdetrcn werbtn IbcraQ III 25 cts. ucrfauft Is
Gan; lcinene Spiecn, aMc 8rcHen 1-2-3 cts. uno negr
Baumwo0enc umb' jcioene Spiten ST alien Arciien
Stidcrcien aNc @reten 3-4-6-S uno mehcr.
Vreite 4 unb 5 s0uisc Spiten a cts. bic Darb.
Cute 6anotidsr per Yaro ..O5
San, lcinerne y0anotidcr per Daro us
Sdwar;e Singer nno ieiOeue 0albbanoidube ucrtb 25 " 10
Sduere idwar;zieioem 0olbbanoidubc 23 II. 35 cts.
MQe Tobeu gutter Sammet ,pcrtb 60 cts. 80
@roBe 9uswabl iener 9astider wertb so cts. .25
8oQe 0roBe mdBe Yctt Tefen .95
Starte Strumpibano (Elann) Nusmabl .o4
ScGocnc Sdlcnr neucitsr i6orben per Dorb Is
OroBte Nusma1l iciocner Banoer critaunlid biQi9.
Scmm:r llnttrwenen fir MGnner II. Trauen uert6 45cts. .25
Sowic Nuowa9l ST 10
Yutiad)cn, ioute fit 0rauen uno atdbden. Seine ncuc Sa@en
loebcn er9oltcn sun, bai6en Greis ais anoers mo-.
9eue Strob9ite fit &inoer. (Soilors) gu Is
Iaorornaucntc IN oQen Sortcn pom Ito cts.
Spitcntragen, Sc6trascr uo GuHs Muibes) aocs sum Solcnprci
500 Stid ieme lolet Sciie Su 4cts. ooe StId.
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Yon:Sronun9.

Sic ?lbgabe ser EoiIiodcn miro ssidlo'en
,pie io!St:
9iad Dem Siteu: Na6 ccm &sl1en.
1:55 nodmittogs. 4:35 nohmltta9S.
7:3O $50
Sic au0smetue 9u59abc finoct t"glld '1at
Don Z 80 pormittoss, bis 80 nodmttto9s
an Spu,,tas pou 8 bis 10. porn1lrtogs.
GotiItcb Sdmist. Vcitmeii.er.
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9tc,u Him., Minn.
Weumts Der .tatisuat:T"rmt s'G'a"i
muo orr tuc utt vtt icu uNiuu.

sryj>rut. w. Volt, 3t :. st. %SNibt,i9toh'
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S;Syi;sr csn NntipnOt %'net0es" TO-: VI. u. " 6'''"'
6-J ~,Sunuiba It. -. Naui.
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@eamtc Der wrmatp MIliani.

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s.tr,Sr. ,;nae. Il. Eu,i,N,. !eepp Gpe.
Sh,n,n,:j,cr: ~.~u. ,Sri,on. S.etpp Nps.
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N,y,iocu,; Ter oAib. $auatias TpnnelIp, @alstnsS
&isc Fr6 iibeuten:
9inr;t: Sbcs. :. Mieiahcn, Eorcstpile. FILLMORE 70
> S:i;r;t: {. i. tiitcr. Eotani Farlt'
4 S;ur,t,; i. =. Eoorc, Hiro <slnMe:
4 S,;,r;t,: Il. il. W;tvSte H$poalmH, "blaSo %.
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Ipyleicr.
9. Gij:rir: :. ). GAIN. 9t"stloH' set a"' e"ss w.
N1iir;ut: Y. Dsaribn:r Ne!v Him.
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|9a mir oieicr Sotnmcr ben Qabcu rarmctt 1tii>
icn, b~ertaufeu tuir bic @aaren lieber gum
aoicmprcis, ais lie nit gu nebmen.
&ou1mt oie ertcn Sage tuo bic Nmspabl nod
boQtdnoi9 III.
2lnfan9 oes Derfaufs 5omita9 oen 2. mai halb
8 l1hr 11lor9ens. i
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
Fostering IA Big Man.

". \ ONHs
lie looked so big and morOse and grutf
as he sat in the waiting room OF the
Pennsylvania depot across the river that
all other passengers kept clear OF him.
All but one. He was tall, thin man,
with a piping voice and Scant eyebrows.
and he carried in his hand thin cada-
verous valise. He sized the big man up
from afar, and then walked over and
stood straight up before him and asked:
'Can you explain why the moon should
influence the tide in the way 1t does?'
WHO are you talking to-" demanded
the big man in voice so deep that it
seemed to have come out of the base
ment.
ITO you. Of course
"Well. you dust along. want moth
ing to do with yOu.'
you don't? That's singular. have
always been looked upon as a compan-
ionablc person by everybody. Have you
ever figured on what quantity Of water
is evaporated from the Atlantic Ocean
each year.
Didn't tell you to go?" growled the
big man. 81 don't want anybody to talk
To me-"
"You don't? | wouldn't have be-
lieved it. Perhaps you have met with
losS-death OF some dear friend? lfso,
you have my heartfelt sympathy. Speak
ing Of death reminds me of the heavens
and astronomy. Do you know how long
it would take Il cannon ball, speeding at
the rate of thirty-three yards second,
to reach the mOOn?"
Look -a-here, old man. I'll break
you in two if you don't move on.
shouted the big man, As he sat up
straight.
Il declare! But you are the most
touchy person I've met in ten years
You don't seem to want To get acquaint-
ed. | amt mad, however, and wanted
To inquire if you had any idea of the
strength of an aligatOr's jaws? Recent
experiments made by reliable natural
list have ShOwn"--
Hang it, but I'll knock you through
that WALL" Savagely roarcd the big man.
rs he hauled of to deliver the blow.
.'Oh, well, if you don't want to be
friendly Shan't humble myself, replied
the thin man, as he dedged and retrcated
around bench Il did hope to find in
you kindred spirit, but ! am disap-
pointed. Your last observation is con-
elusive proof that you are not up on
even natural philosohy. Fired from a
certain distance, with an extra charge
of powder, Il tallow candle may be driven
through an oak plank, but when you
come to talk of knocking a human body
through a brick wall you betray your
ignorance and give yourself away.
should
The big man rushed at him with up
lifted fist. but the thin man lodged
again and went outside and stood by the
door and made mental computation OF
the number of Snowilaics which fell on
the soil of New Jersey in the course OF
three winter months.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30

tainly plausible ono, FOR Burnes was
of the swarthy complexion that dis
tinguishes natives of the Sandwich Is
lands. Kalakaua enjoyed the deception
he was humorist in his way--and after
the party had done the grand at the Mis-
souri, capital and Ie-embarked for the
Western trip his majesty insisted that
Judge Burnes should enact the role of
king whenever the railroad train stop
ped and there were demands for a
speech, Accordingly, at Upton, Sc
dalia, WarrenSburg and other points up
10 within - miles Of Kansas City Judge
Burnes faced clamoring crowds and de-
livered speeches of Il most felicitous ma
ture none could say happier things ex-
temporaneously than heal in the guise
Of the Hawaiian potentate, the King
imposing cloak thrown orer his should
ers and the Kings bejewelled military
hat upon his head. The consequence
was that Kalakaua became Immediately
prime favorite all through the Cracker
Neck country, and TO this day the long
haired gentry Astounding in that historic
locality speak with pride of him as the
"durnedest smartest niger we ever
soon -
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
Anecdote Dead King

When King Kalakaua visited the
Tinted States 10 or Il years ago, says
the Chicago NclCS, every cordial atteh-
lion was paid to him, the West being
particularly ELUSIVE in its greeting ana
liberal In its hospitality. When the
King reached Missouri he was invites
IN visit the state capital, and the Legs
lature. happening to be in session at
time. made extraordinary preparations
IN welcome his duSky majesty with an
imnosing whoop and hurrah. James
y Rurnes, subsequently a representa-
live in Congress. was at that time a
banker at st. Joseph, and, although per
sonallv known to but few people, had al
rsadv come to be felt as political power
in the State. He was one OF the party
hat met the Hawaiian King at 81
Tonis and accompanied him to Jetter'
SON City. Kalakaua was nightly
,Iaased with Judge Burnes; in TACT
pnrnes was fascinating man and fe"
tbere were who proved inSenSlble to his
ehorms Kalakaua was. so delighted
- 81 The banker politician that he In
' So mon his remaining with the
roval marty during the journey through
tbe Missouri Valley, aud BurneS con
serted. At jefferson City BurneS wa
in,rodneed by Representative Rittlngel
10 the waiting crowd rs inc Ming
pine Minister, and the joke was Ger
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
A QUESTION WELL ANSWERED..
In What Respect is Chamberiain's Cough
Remedy Better Than ANY other?

WE WILL TELL YOU.
1t is the only remedy that will liqueiy
the tough, tenacious mucus incident 10
colds, and render it easy 10 eXpectorate.
II is the only remedy that will cause the
expulsion of mucus from the air cells oil
the lungs.
Ii is the only remedy that will counteract
the effect of severe cold and greatly miti-
gate. if not effectually cure the cold within
one DAYS time To do this it must be used
as soon as the first symptoms OF the cold
appear. A..
it will cure a severe cold in less time
than any other treatment.
Ii is the only remedy that will prevent
Group
thousands of cases of Group without single
failure.
1t is the only remedy that will prevent
all dangerous consequences from whooplng
cough.
IL is pleasant and safe to take. There is
not the least danger in giving it 10 children
i'm large and frequent doses which are al
WAYS required in case of Group and some
times for whoOping cough.
II is put up in large bottles for the price
MANY persons who have used il for years
and know from experience its true value
say that a 30 cent bottle of Chamberlain,
Cough Remedy will 90 further towards
curing severe colds, and do more real good
than a dollar bottle of any other cough
medicine they have ever used. For sale by
w w. Irwin, C.. X. Goetze, G. Schnepi, D
F[lari. NJ. w. Heinrich, w. e. Armbrecht
G. Menkemeller, w. f.. Williams and John
| Coleman druggists.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
He Collapsed.

A bow-backed. white-haired old man,
who must have been - years old, ar
rived at the Third street depot the other
day in company with his wife, who
hadn't passed -. While She was busy
looking after the baggage TO go out
again by train. he StrOlled outside, and
after walking around for ten minutes lac
returned to the waiting room just in
time To be seized by the collar and
asked:
Where have you been all the time,
you old deceNer?"
'Lookin' around he humbly replied.
Looking At what?'
We'll, saw boy, dog, two hacks
and woman, and | was
saw woman, Ell? You bet you saw
one il she was TO be Sawn, Now, then,
YOU collapse, and If | have any more
trouble with you, look out for your
bones
She whirled him around and pushed
him into a seat, and after falling with Il
thud he folded his arms, crossed his
legs. and didn't even dare look up, when
The man beside him said:
"nclned TO be a gay old daisy, eh?
Well. You ought to have left her at
home. Third and fourth wives are al
WAYS inclined 10 be jealous.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
They Died Sober.


ApropoS of Gen. CutchcOn'S remarks
ON social drinking in Washington, the
General was led 10 tell the story OF an
army experience of his whisky. 1t was
i'm the trenches before Petersburg. As
Colonel of the regiment he had prohibit
ed the sale of liquors on a doctor 5
order, and in that case prohibition pro-
hibited.
The division commander, however,, IS
sued orders that ration OF whisky
should be served To each man in the
trenches, and the liquor for the Tween
tieth Michigan was brought in TWO
great iron kettles As the men clustered
around with their tin cups some one
cried out:
Boys, if I'm gcing TO be Shot to-day,
/ want TO die sober
The cry was taken up by the regiment
The kettles were seized by willing hands
and the whisky was poured on the
ground. Fifty'two out Of 40 OF the
brave Michigan boys Of the Twentieth
were shot that day and every one who
died died sober.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-01-30
Pertinent Paragraphs.


There is no right way to do a wrong
thing.
The people who agree with us are al
ways very nice people. .,
Don't shake hands with the devil
when you say gOOd-by to him.
The man who goes to sleep every
night in sight of heaven is 4 man the
devil is afraid Of.
A pair of green goggles ISLANDERS the
sun every time the man behind theh
looks at il.
There are men who never say good
word for their wives, until they do 1t on
/ a tombstone.
People who never succeed at an!
| thing themselves. are the first To crlt'
else others for making failures.
Not one man in hundred can tell
lie without first trying TO manufacture
some kind OF an excuse for doing II.