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The morning news., 1891-09-23
BRIGHT BITS.

SHE-Are you fond of Meyerbeer?
He-O, amt particular ANY kinds good
enough if it's only cold.-Sedthe Press-Intetti-
getcer.
BLINKs- police are going to make raid
this afternoon.
Jiuks-Is that so? What kind:
Bhnks--Parade. Washington Star.
SoFT HEAD-Do you think your sister would
marry me?
Boy-I guess so. She told mother she would
rather marry anything than be an old maid
Once a Week.
DAuGHTER-O. papa I've just got the most
lovely yachting costume you ever saw.
Papa (busily-rm glad you like it.
Daughter-It's just too sweet for any
thing. Now all we need is a yacht. .-Neto York
Weekly.
STAGeERAcr-Have you noticed those terribly
loud trousers that Wayoffe has on -
Foothghte-Hush! he'll hear you.
Staggeract-He can't hear anything when he
wears them Tney aeadsn' the soundl-PhfId-
| deLphtd Record. II
In TIE ABSENCE of mind Baron Pumphausen
has forgotten to pay for his dinner.
The waiter gives him gentle hint near the
door.
II beg your pardon. Herr Baron, but did 1
give you your changef'-Fliegende BlGtter.
Down meath the dense depth of the dropping
trees
Gurgling its gentle greeting to the groves,
| Flows the free fountain, flashing fantasies
To the mute youth who meditating loves.
To lettering lie in lauguid laziness
Az the poetic, pleasant, placid place
| While DER him hoatfn feeting haziness
| Soft teathery clouds before the wind apace:
| His boyish business being to bravely bear
Forth to the furrowed, fair and fiery fields
| To his perspiring, spent and painting sire
The cooling drink the gushing fountain yields.
| Sunny South
MRS WHEEDLE-My dear, the Dingles want to
rent their cottage at seaside next season, and
| Mrs. Dnge told me yesterday that we might
have it for the summer for $780, What do you
| thinky
WheedIe-We might take it for a few min
utes.-HdrDerS BdzGr.
SKIPPERLY Csneaking downstairs with his
| valise)-By JOve, it's pretty tough to have to
| skin out of the house this way in the dead of
| night without saying word to anybody.
His Landlord (below)-Nell, vot did you want
| to say init me?-Ierds SVtin0S.
ALARMED STRANGER tout west)-Look Isn't
| that cyclone coming this way?
Real Estate Agent-Certainly. It's cyclone
| 1t will pass about 200 feet east OF us. Splendid
| view of it from right here, and I'm offering You
these lots at only SIS foot.-Chicdgo Tribune.
THEIR faces will never in harmony be,
Some day not far distant they'll come to
Then the long-waiting public most likely will
Whether David or Grover possesses the cinch
| -hetO York advertiser.
SAND NOW. said the country cousin to the
Boston girl, 81 have shown you everything on
| tho farm"
20, George. you didn't any such thing. Why,
heard papa say before started that you had
q daisy mortgage on it that covered nine tenths
of the ground '--PhilddeiphiG Times.
Mrs. BRowxsroSE lot seasids)-I wonder why
that fisherman does not 60 out to-day?
Miss Observation-Disclosures he can { catch any
| thing but mackerel to-day, and he doesn't want
them.
Did you ask him:"
'Iasked him why he didn't go out and he
said he didn't like that mackerel sky.-Neto
I York Weekly.
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INDEX TO NRW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NoTIcxs-Sals of Ground Rent Lots
Robt J. Wade, City Marshal; DR.. NJ Sohwab &
Son, Graduated and Practical Opticians; AS t.
Crew of British Steamship LamIngton, Norws
giAn Barks Ocean, Vidfsrne, Helios, 5olon snt
Ereidig.
GooD HAT-B n. Levy & Bro.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDuLE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
AUCTION SALE--Sundries, by J. ]. Oppenheim
HowDY-Savannah Carriage and Wagon Co.
CONSIGNMENT OF APPLES AND ONIoNs-A Ehr-
lich & Bro.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost Personal; Miscellaneous
The morning news., 1891-09-23
PERSONAL.

SIR ARTHUR SULLIVAN has recovered from his
recent severe Illness
LADY WILDE, mother Of oscar Wilde, is de-
scribed as being very tall, with jet black hair.
SARDoU the great French playwright, writes
| hand so fine that it almost requires a magni-
1 Tying glass to read it.
THERE are 1, ESQ foreign students at German
| universities: 33I Of them are from Russia. 293
from Austria, 225 are Swiss, III English and 4S6
! Americans.
| OWING to their financial failure, it is expected
that the Borghese family will be obliged to sell
| their famous collection Of paintings, valued at
| 100000 francs
SIR HENRY HAwEISs rejOices gin the double
distinction of being the only member Of the
English Jockey Club who occupies position on
the English bench,
ONE of the richest young women in Philadel-
| phia is Miss Estelle Pardee who is engaged to
| be married to minister, aud whose wedding
VIII take place early in the fall.
TIE WIFE of Allen G. Thurman, now upward
OF 50 years old, has been confined TO her bed by
illness for nearly fortnight. but until this at
tack had shown few signs of decrepitude.
| THE MARRIAGE of the Archduchess Louise OF
Tuscany and Prince Frederick August Of Sax
ony will take place in Vienna Nov 81. The Ger
| guests.
GIN. CARLO PAcHEco, minister of public
works. colonization, industry and commerce in
Mexico, who died recently, gained much fame
| IN the war Tor Independence from the Macmillan
| monarchy.
| CAPT MARY MILLER, the woman who managed
steamooa: on the Mississippi for seven years
and then secured government license as pilot,
| has applied for the place Of lighthouse keeper
on the Gulf coast
Mrs. FANNIE FALKESBURG, who celebrated her
Tooth birthday in New York few days ago. is
native of Germany, and can perfectly recall
seeing Napoleon at the head of his troops on a
black charger at the time when he invaded
Germany.
FRANK STOCKTON claims to work with de-
liberation which would hardly prove financially
profitable to writers less kuowp. He dictat es to
a stenographer, and sometimes, he says, he
waits an hour for the right word In this way
no turns out about 900 words day.
GEN. Won MoLTEE was a well known lover of
flowers He once landed on the frontier Of
Austria with q large bouquet in his hand, for
getting the revolutionary measures taken
against phylfoxera The custom house officers
were about to seize the nosegay, but rather
than give up his flowers the general decided to
change his route and return home by the valley
of the Rhine.
Mrs. WILLIAM AsroR has wonderful snake
ring, which literally writhes in constant
motion on her hand 1t was made in Egypt
and is OF flexible gold wire, each scale repre-
sented by ruby, an emerald and an amethyst
j he IZhtest movement Of the fingers sets the
wires quivering. and the ring scntillates and
seems 10 go round the finger with a serpentine
movement that has something eerie in IL.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

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Premature Old Age, Barrenuess Loss Of Poa.a.
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HElDr DRUG CO, Sole Agents, Savannah, Ca
Por Ghah2g, Pnckly Heat. use Boracine Toilss
The morning news., 1891-09-23
Fun in a Kansas Famine.

From Fetc Fool PdDers lDdft).
The Kansas papers for the last month have
been having merry go round. with the follow
ing results:
When alliance orators talk about Kansas
starving to death every individual potato winks
its eye.-Stdte Journal
And every stalk Of corn pricks up its ears
Wichita Eagle.
And every cabbage mods its head. Laurence
journal.
And every beet gets red in the face. Clay
Center lines.
And every squash crooks its neck.-Clvde
Argus.
And every onion grows stronger Clifton
ReUtrtn.
And every fruit tree groans under its load -
Minneapolis Commercial
And every feld Of wheat is shocked. .-LeaUen-
trorth TiHsG
The morning news., 1891-09-23
A Rather Remarkable staten snt

In Washington special in the Baltimore
Sun of Sept. 21 Senator Call is reported as
saying that he does not anticipate any
trouble in securing his seat in the Senate,
and that he regards the law and the prece-
dents as in his favor. He thinks the gov-
ernor was influenced to go through the
form Of appointing Mr.. Davidson senator
by the same people who opposed his cleo
tion. But the statement that will attract
wide attention and perhaps excite some
comment is the following: "Since the gov
ernors action, the senator says he has con-
suited more than half the members of the
Senate, and they agree with HIM that his
reelection was perfectly fair and in ac-
cordance with the law"
If more than half the senators have ex-
pressed the opinion that Mr.. Call was elected
in accordance with the law what's the use
Of Mr.. Davidson making a contests 1t is
folly to waste time in discussing matter
that has been virtually decided.
But was it not rather indelicate pro-
ceeding for the senators to express an opin-
ion to Mr.. Call about his case, knowing they
would be called upon to decide it in the Sem
ate? If judge should go around express
ing opinions in cases that had not been
brought before him, but which he knew
would be, he would be regarded as first
class subject for impeachment. The sens-
tors will be judges in MIR. Calls case. and it
is rather remarkable that they should
tell him that he need have no
anxiety about his seat. However. there is
chance that Mr.. Call has not been quoted
correctly.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

A remarkable incident is related as hay
ing occurred in court room of Connecti-
cut town one day isSE week. The jury in a
murder case came in With their verdict, and
TO the question OF the clerk as to the char
acter of the verdict, the foreman, who ap-
pears to have been rather dull witted fell
low, said Guilty" The prisoner, who was
expecting an altogether different verdict,
dropped TO the floor as il shot At the same
moment the juror who stood next the fore
man cried out GOOD God, nop At this
the foreman for the first time got grip in
his faculties and shouted: "Hold on, 1 mean
not guiltyw Then the prisoner braeed up
aud the judge, looking at the foreman in a
way that mads that individual feel small,
said "Gentlemen Of the jury, you ore dis
charged
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Pittsburg Cinnamon wish to employ i'm
mediately at good wages frst-class mur-
derer. That's what they advertised for in
Sian Flanclisco paper the other day They
want a highlander man to choke of Klish-
tun Cinnamon. Noee glood. Hlsr cut
short and beatee de fan tlan. Heathen
Chinaman with longum plig tail want um
bad barbarian Mclean Mongol swat on the
poll with um heavy joss stick or wash tub.
Make um belly dead: git um coin. Moth
ing slow about John. Get heapee glunk
like Melican man. No more washee de
tarnished shirtee till money all gone.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Since Jones he kicked away over the
traces. select society, called the Citizsns'
Alliance, has evinced sympathetic
symptoms Of similar loneliness and fiirta-
tious desire to fall upon his bosom under
the umbrageous shade of his abnormal
mustache. But Jones he's coy and unre-
sponsive. Though he has strayed from the
fold to some extent Jones he intimates that
he isn't focking with the farmers' alliance
nor any of its adjuncts nor accessories.
Not only does Jones he pay the freight, but
Jones he also takes fright occasionally and
scooteth athwart the political atmosphere
with his luxuriant hirsute balances flap
ping busily in the Broome county breezes.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Pennsylvania politicians are having Pc
culiar fight with Scranton editor imported
under an iron-clad contract from Philadel-
phia. Lately one man has been defeated
for a convention nomination by paper
that he largely owns because the editor hap
pened to fancy the other man. Yet he
can't get control of his property owing to
very robust contract Pretty hard luck
chat
The morning news., 1891-09-23

A SCIENTIST, whom the Pharmaceutical
Record knows, ,'has been engaged in computing
the amount of SCOT deposited from London afr.
and arrived at the following conclusions: He
collected the SCOT deposited on a patch of snow
IN Canonbury, about eight inches in extent. and
obtained from it two grains of SCOT AS Lon
don covers more than 100 square miles, this
would give for the whole area 900 tons As
the quantity measured fell in ten days, a
months allowance would need 1000 horses to
cart it Off and these stretched in a line would
extend four miles q"
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Syracuse dispatches state that intimate
New York friends OF Congressman James J.
Belden say the reports that he is to be
offered the war portfolio in President
Harrison's cabinet are true. and that Mr.
Belden is aware of the fact. Moreover
they think Thomas c. Platt and United
States Senator Hiscock are at the bottom Of
the move to have Congressman Belden hon.
ored with the place. Wednesday last Mr..
Belden left his home for his summer cottage
at the Thousand Islands, and Is there now.
In an interview he said he had not heard
the rumor. Then he emphatically declined
to discuss the matter. Some OF Mr. Bel
dens closest friends say he will not accept
the appointment if it is offered to bim. 1t
is alleged that Senator Hiscook's interest in
having Mr.. Belden appointed lies in the fact
that he wants the congressmsn's support in
comprising his return to the United States
Senate. Nevertheless Mr.. Belden is op-
posed 20 the return of the big senator, and
will fight him from now out if he doesn't
change his mind under the persuasive guile
of Juggler Platt. But the Now York dictator
may have to give up good many offices to
Mr.. Belden's friends before the obdurate
congressman can be completely Modified.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Since Editor Grozier backed by a wealthy
Hub capitalist has bought the Boston Post
it is TO drop its independents tone OF voice
and talk straight democracy. Victory and
young Gov. Russell seem to have given a
strong impetus to Massachusetts democracy
that the republicans will hereafter find it
almost impossible to overcome.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Notwithstanding his former utterances
strongly favoring unlimited coinage of sill
yer the Hon. Roger Q. Mills now tells Ohio
farmers that free silver would not help
them and virtually indorses the Cleveland
letter. When they have had time to fully
study the question great many others will
probably adopt the same views.
The morning news., 1891-09-23
OTR NEW YORK OFFICE.

ws.JJ. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
. NJ the MoRS1Ss NEWS, Office % Park Row.
New York. All advertising business ouIsioe oh
che states Of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
ANA will be managed by him.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Now is the unwonted volubility of Sena-
tor German fully accounted for. Maryland
has struck natural gas in great volumes
near the town of Parsonburg. But the
senator and eager presidential aspirant
would do we'll to put reliable gauge upon
his wndpipe so that he might shut off in
case of fire.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Another crafty Italian ''count" has en-
shared the fancy of a romantic heiress in
New York. This time he is riding master
and she rich bakers daughter of Teutonic
parentage. Vienna Bread F1eischmann is
the girls father and he is almost as mad as
he is rotund. Should he fall upon that
thrifty Italian the latter wouldn't count"
any moro,
The morning news., 1891-09-23
"Shoot De Shcholar,,,

Eom the Ne,o York Comm erciGl (Tnd1
Prof. White has not yet asked permission to
make q few scholarly addresses for the republi-
can ticket. When Mr.. White does get ready-if
he ever dOes-to learnedly elucidate the living
issues, We beg leave to suggest, as the last
remnant OF respect for the scholar in politics
that he be not assigned to the '.Ate" Ward.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Millions of money and fine horses and all
the luxuries that wealth could supply didn't
save the life of Manufacturer w. L. Scott.
Death came along and scooped him just the
same as if he had been harmless vaga-
bond wishing for comfortable rest. In
the latter case the great Pennsylvsnia
political leader probably could not beve got
enough OF the luxuries Of life TO kill him.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Probably there is no more blatant and
boastfully offensive republican in Pennsyl-
vania than the Rttsburg politician who
calls himself Private Dalzell, and there are
very few people even in his own party who
win be sorry to learn that he is to be
turned down" by Dictator Quay who
doesn't believe in such continuous flow of
incoherent barbsric yawp. SIT down Dal-
Iii
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Capturing the murderer Of TeleRrapher
Fps IN midocean after he had escaped from
Virginia is no mean tribute TO the alertness
Of Virginia law officials.
The morning news., 1891-09-23

Every further etep in the keystone Bank
investigation seems to reveal more and
more tr1ckery and corruption and show
gradually why such strenuous exertions
were made to shut Bardsley's mouth.
Should the investigation be pushed to com
pletion in time it may have the effect Of
defeating the Republican party in that state
this fall at the polls. It should if it doesn't
The morning news., 1891-09-23
PUNISHMENT Rv Tmperial PhotoRranh

From the New York Press (Rep.l.
The Shah of Persia has always been cousid-
cred terror" He has become a modern ter
ror now by carrying kodak with him on his
travels.
The morning news., 1891-09-23
CURRENT COMMENT.

Ohio Will Probably Egg Sim On.
From the Chicago MaH tInd.)
One of the most cheering signs Of democratic
success in Ohio is the fact that Col. Elliott f.
Shepard is to stump the state for Mckinley
The morning news., 1891-09-23


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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1891-01-22
Victoria Furnace Sold.
[Rockbridge News

[Rockbridge News.]
The Victoria Furnace property and iron mines,
near Goshen, were sold on Wednesday, the eth
by II. G. Houghton, trustee, to H. D. Turney, of
Columbus, Ohio for the sum of $250,0O0. OF this
amount SIZE, 600 was paid for the furnace proper
and $4,000 for the railroad and the mineral
lands. Mr. Turney was member of the firm of
Chamberlain, Wheeler & Co., last years lesses Of
the furnace. The property was bid in by ! n
for the Virginia Iron and Railway Com y,
which was chartered on Jan. 3rd, by Judge NC
Laug hlin. Mr.. Turney is its president, Lee
Chamberlain of Columbus. Ohio, is It's vic. 4 ,re-
sident, and J. d. Wheeler, OF Goshen, Va, 4 ;ec-
rotary and treasurer. The maximum i ,ital
stock of the Company is 81 100000. The pr n ipal
office is at Goshen. Its object is to manufacture
iron and steel, and it is clothed with all the pow
necessary thereto. 1t is said that associated
with these Ohio parties in the ownership Of the
stock of this company will be the English hol-
ders Of the 100000 of debenture mortgage bonds
upon the property, who lost heavily by allowing
it to be sold at Wednesdays price.
The total Indebtedness OF the Virginia Iron
and Steel Association of Virginia, as shown by
the report of Commissioner Edmondson of date
of Aug "a, 1889, was $474O0O OF this $50 600 was
preferred debt, 1881, GOO consisted of debenture
mortgage bonds on the property held by parties
in England, who have been represented here by
H G. Houghton. and the balance were judg-
ments secondary to the mortgage. Since the
date Of that report there have been some other
judgments obtained From the proceeds of the
lease something has been paid upon the prefer
red claims The proceeds Of the sale will only
suffice to pay the costs OF sale the preferred
claims. and small amount on the debenture
bonds.
Victoria furnace will make start under its
new owners under most promising auspices.
They are practical men, and men of means, and
their investment is at a reasonable price. The
fact that after operating this property on an ex-
tensive scale for more than twelve months, they
have been willing to invest quarter of mil
lion of dollars in it's purchase. erectua'ly quiets
any question to its true value.