Tombstone epitaph., 1891-03-08
DON'T YOU WORRY" n
8oW Shrswd Business Men Have Solvs1
 Great Problem.

s'ls there . fatality among our promr nent men" is 8 question that we often ask. It is question that perplexes our leading medical men, and they are at . loss to know how to answer it. We sometimes think that if the physi" cians would give part of the energy to the consideration of this question that they give to combating other schools ot practice, it might h, satisfactorily answered.
 The flights of "isms" reminds us often 1 of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that were only happy when tbey were anni' hilat;ng each other.
 If AllOpathy makes discovery that promises good to the race, Homeopathy derides it and breaks dow1 its influence. If Homeopathy makes g discovery. that promises to he boon to the race, Allopathy attacks it.
 It is absurd that these schools should lancy that all of good is in their methods and none in any other.
 Fortunately for the people, the merit which these ''isms" will not recognize, Is recognized by the public, and this public recognition, taking the form of . demand upon the medical profession. eventually compels it to recognize it. Is it possible that the question has been answered by shrewd business menf A prominent man once said to an in' quirer, who asked him how he gJt rich, II got rich because did things while other people were thinking about doing them." 1t seems to us that the public have recognized what this fatality is, and how it can be met, while the medi- cal profession have been wrangling about it.
 Bv a careful examination of insurance reports we find that there has been sharp reform with reference to examin. ations, (and that no man can now get any amount of insurance who has the least development of kidney disorder,) because they find that sixty out ot every hundred in this country do, either di. rec,ly or indirectly, suffer from kidney disease. Hence, no reliable company | will insure man except after a rigid | primary examination.
 This reminds us of little instance which occurred a short time ago. A fellow editor was an applicant for re. spectable amount of insurance. He Was | reflected on examination, because un. known to himself, his kidneys were dis. eased. The sh ewd agent, however, did not give up the case. He had an eye to business and to his commission, and said: "Don't you worry; you get half dozen bottles of Warmers safe cure, take 1t according to directions and in about a month come around, and we will have another examlnation. know you will find yourself all right and will get your policy"
 The editor expressed surprise at the agents fai,h.s but the latter replied: "This point is a valuable one. Very many Insurance agents all over the country, when they find q customer re. jected for this cause, give similar advice, and eventually he gets the insurance. What are we to infer from such cir. cumstances? Have shrewd insurance men, as we'll as other shrewd business mon, found the secret answer to the in. quiry? Is it possible that our columns have been proc'aiming, in the form ot advertisements, what has proved bless ing in disguise to millions, and vet by many ignored as an advertisement?
 In our files we find thousands of strong testimonials for Warner's safe cure, no two alike, which could not exist except upon basis of truth; indeed, they arc published under guarantee of $5 ,000 to any one who will disprove their cOrrect- ness, and this offer has beer standing, we are told, for more than four years. Undoubtedly this articl~, which h simply dealing out justice, will be con. sidered as an advertisement and be re- jected by many as such.
 Ws have not space nor time to discuss the proposition that poor thing could not succeed to the extent that this great remedy has succeeded, could not be-. come so popular without merit even ii
 pushed by Vanderbilt or an Astor.
 Hence we take the liberty of telling our friends that it is duty that they owe to themselves to investigate the matter and reflect carefully, for the state. ments published are subjo,t to the refu. tation of the entire world. None have
 reiuted them; on the contrary hundreds
 of thousands have believed them and
 proved them true, and in believing have found the highest measure of satisfac,
 ton, that which money cannot buy, an5
 mouNJ cannot take away. ... I .e--~cS-s------ - z