St. Paul daily globe., 1891-11-06
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


nine tragedian, II am not decayed actor
but and just then he brushed away paltry
tear from his high cheek bone, II have en-
countered in my career considerable decayed
fruit
There is not the least doubt in the world
but that Sullivan will fight Slavin. Sullivan
is in this country. and has commenced say
ing SO already.
You can place absolute confidence in the
sleeping car porter. Give him tip and he'll
keep it to himself.
Whenever the New York policemen wish
to have little fun with Journalist Joe How
ard they club man. and this excitss col
umn or two of free advertising from Joseph.
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A correspondent of the GLOBE suggests
that it must cost Chauncey Nj. Depew great
deal for full dress suits in which to deliver
his justly celebrated post prandial orations-
IL is with no small degree of pleasure that
we are enabled TO inform our correspondent
that mir. Depew, being from boyhood up
frugaIly inclined, takes great care of his
dress suits. limiting himself, it is understood,
to but one dress every two years. Mr. Depew
has neat alligator leather case in which he
carries his dress suits through the street.
thus saving the wear and tare incident to
rough contact with the canaille. He then
puts the dress suit on in an ante room off
from the main banquet hall, and appears at
the right time all dressed for the occasion
The late Commodore Vanderbilt. it is said,
gave Chauncey several pointers on the care
and management of full dress suits, and in
accordance with his old benefactor's advice
Chauncey now carefully sprinkles lavender
flowers and red cedar chips among the folds
of his dress suit when he puts it away in the
wardrobe, to keep away moths. Thus it will
be seen that when the flies go away for the
winter they do not congregate in the i'm
mediate vicinity of Mr.. Depew.
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Prohibition is indirectly responsible for
another violent death in Iowa. 1t appears
that one Joseph A. Kistler. upon whom
warrant was served for illegal liquor selling.
preferred suicide to going before the inquisi-
ton and taking a Jail sentence. Mr. Kistler
should have stood in with the informers
In fact, il is almost as good to be an excise
man in Iowa as it is to be an oil inspector in
Chicago.
Now all competing cities
Will please stand back;
Minneapolis wants Williams
And his klte-shaped track.
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Most OF the belligerents left alive after the
Cork election riots are now serving on coro-
ners' juries. The numerous inquests neces-
sarily delay the returns which will not be an
nounced until tomorrow.
Kate Fields Washington declares that ''He
Fools Himself Who Thinks" But what
sort of panacea would Kate recommend
for the young man who only thinks that he
| thinks?
"Cooter" is what they call terTapin in
Florida, but the most important question is,
will the terrapin come when you call EN-?
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Tacoma Wash. has a well 100 feet deep
from which the wind blows continually.
They should name it Chicago.
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One of the most popular songs in New
York, as sung by Maggie Cline, has a refrain
to the effect that THE bones that wasn't
broke was badly bent" Some one is giving
the New York variety halls a great deal bet
ter grammer than they are entitled to.
A buckwheat diet is no reasonable excuse
| for man voting scratched ticket
DR.. Oliver Wendell Holmes says: "The
world has million roosts for man, but only
one nest" The attention of Dr. Holmes is
called to the fact that the rooster does not
really, require nest
h*
Theodore Parker wrote: Democracy
means not 1 am as good as you are but
| you're as good as l am BY the same
| token Republicanism means You're an
other
The Chicago Tribune heads an article
''SalG Rates Adjusted" How would it do to
adjust Salt river rates for the benefit OF New
| York Republicans?
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II Jim Blaine has sent any congratulatorv
dispatches to Bill Mckinley they are en-
route per slow freight
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The snug state of OHIO
| Vas pudding for Mckinley,
But as presidential candidate
You'll find he'll spread TOO thinly.
Ben Harrison.
Herr Bismarck has been officially warned
by the young kaiser that he must not reveal to
the reicEstag any facts connected with the
| ex-chancellors ministry, under pain of pros
eeution. If Bismarck wants to begin life
| over again, he would better come to st. Paul
! and advertise in the GLOBE Small Wants.
Hiram Lester, 12f years old, ana Mary
| Mosely, of eighty-one short feeting sum-
mers. were married yesterday at Atlanta. Ga
1t is understood that they will be 'at home'
! during the remainder of their lives, as it is
| impossible for them to walk out doors.
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The G. U. P should courage find,
| And Danish melancholy;
Take a cup and drink it up
To South Dakota's Jolley.
|
Ball Player Comiskey. it is reported, will
| next season receive salary of $1,000. Blaine
receives IS, ,000 but then Blaine is a secretary
of state.
In a poSt-election interview Bill Mckinley
advises people to hereafter let the tariff
alone. Mckinley might as well advise man
not to vince who is wearing tight shoes.
Vestryman-See here Skirtdance I saw
you coming out of a saloon this morning.
Skrtdance-Yes; went in after change.
| Vestryman-Change?
Skirtdance-Yes; changed my breath
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Brother Pease, of the Anoka Union. is TO
be fraternally congratulated upon the advent
in his family of girl baby, bringing with
her fiattering assurances of becoming a we'll
| spring of pleasure in the household. The
| Union says of this welcome invasion: MAY
| the little one live to scatter Sunshine and
| gladness in the old home" and Sunrise Sig
| mails" is willing, ike Capt. Cutie, to stand
/ by and ratify the sentiment.