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Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
sim Rolling.

1t has recently been demonstrated that
some artic es of merchandise, which have
been before the public of England for the
last hail century, are nine times more used
there than all other principal patent medt-
cines put together. We refer to Beecham' s
Pills, which in order to meet the wishes and
requirements expressed by Americans.
many of Whom already know their value,
are now introduced in such thorough man.
ner that no home need be without them in
America. We believe this shrewd aud
discerning people will soon Join In the uni
versal testimony that they "are worth a
guinea box" although they can be pur-
chased of druggists for but twenty
cents. These pills are round, and will
therefore roll. They have already rol,cd
into every English speaking country in the
world, and they are still rolling. All suffer-
ers from indigestion. flatulency, constipa-
tfon, and all other forms OF stomach and
liver troubles, have now this famous and
inexpensive remedy within their reach; but
should they find, upon inquiry, that their
druggist does not keep Beecham's Pills they
can send twenty-five cents to the General
Agents for the United States, b. F. Allen &
Co.. G65 Canal street, New York City, who
will promptly mail them to any address.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
Horseshoes Made of Paper.

The need Of more or less elastic
horseshoe has led to many trials and eX-
periments, which, not resulting in any,
thing satisfactory, has kept the farrier's
art in the same old rut of olden days. A
new horseshoe has been made in Ger
many, and it Is constructed of parch-
ment paper, or paper prepared by a
saturation of oil, turpentine, ETC., and
fmpenetrable to dampness or moisture.
Thin layers of such paper are glued to-
gether until the desired thickness neces-
sary for the horseshoe is attained by an
agglutinant, which is Indifferent to the
action of moisture, and which will not
get brittle when dry Especially casein
gum, chrome gelatine, copper chromate,
ammonia, or a mixture of Venetian tur-
pentine). The leaves of such pa
per can first be cut to the desired
form, and holes for mailing on the paper
be stamped through, and the leaves glued
together, one on top of another. Then
the shoe has to undergo very strong
pressure, perhaps by q hydraulic press,
Is dried, and lastly rasped and planed.
The holes can be bored In by boring ma
chimes similar to those used for brushes,
instead of being stamped out. The fast
ening of these shoes can be done by nail
ing through the holes bored or stamped,
as above descrsbed, or by gluing with
bitumen, caoutchoue, or mixture of
gum ammonia, en- ulsion, one part; gutta
percha, two parts. The fact of it's get
ting rough makes the paper horseshoe a
great advantage in preventing the slip
ping of the horse on smooth and slippery
places.-Aqe of Steel.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
Il Lite Nlfxed.

At certain seminary for young ladies
In the east the students OF German are
not allowed to speak in any other Ian
gnagc at the table, but one young lady,
more daring than the others. broke the
rule and announced in English to her
companions that she was mashed on q
certain young man.
ssMashed?. said the young Fraulien
who presided over the students and who
is but imperfectly acquainted with En-
glish; mash. What does that mean?''
'.Oh, /" spoke mp one OF the young la
dies, wishing to save her blushing and
confused companion, ''when person is
very much In love with anybody she says
she is mashed on him."
The girls thought that ended the mat
ter, bat what was their surprise when
the next night in prayer meeting the
tcacherTose with beaming face and de-
clared: II wish to testify, young ladies,
that | am mashed on the Lord. -
Clereta9,d Pldindedler.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
: August
Flower :

The Hon. ]. w. Fennimore is the
Sheriff Of Kent Co., Del, and lives
at Dover, the County Seat and Cap
ital of the State. The sheriff IS d
gentleman hfty-nine years Of age,
and this is what he says IL have
used Your August Flower for sew
eral years in my family aid for my
own use, and found If does me
" more good than any other remedy.
I have been troubled with what I
cali Sick Headache. A pain comes
in the back part of my head first.
and then soon a general headache
until I become sick and vonit.
" At times, too, / have fu1lness
after eating, a pressure after eating
at the pit of the stomach, and
" sourness, when food seemed to rise
UP III my throat and mouth. When
+" ! feel this coming on if I take
little August Flower it relieves
me, and is the best remedy I have
ever taken for it. For this reason
!" | take it and recommend it to
" others as great remedy for Dys-
"pepsia, &C. o.
&C.. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, u. 8. A.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

In reading over the literary items of
the week, found not much to interest
me, until my eye caught sight of an
article headed ''JenEs' Dream. Imag-
inc my surprise to find it ended up with
q recommendation to use DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. Nevertheless. being
a great sufferer from sick headache, /
determined to try them, and, to my great
Joy, I found prompt relief, and by their
protracted use, complete immunity
from such attacks. Pierce's Pellets
often cure sick headache IN an hour.
They are gently laxative or actively
cathartic, according to size of dose.
AS pleasant laxative, take one each
night on retiring. For adults, four act
as an active, yet painless, cathartic.
Cause no gripping or sickness. Best
Liver Pill ever made. Smallest, Cheap
est, Easiest to take. For Constipation,
Indigestion and Bilious Attacks, they
have no equal.
Manufactured at the Chemical Labo-
ratory of the WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, No. 663 Main
Street. Buffalo, n. z.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
TIPa ONLY One.

The Chicago, Milwaukee s. st. Paul Rail-
way is the only line running solid yesti-
buled, electric-lighted and steam-heated
trains between Chicago, Milwaukee, st.
Paul and Minneapolis.
The Chicago, Milwaukee g. St. Paul Rail-
way Is the only line running solid vesti-
buled, archaeological and steam-heated
trains betH cen Chicago, Council Bluffs,
Omaha and Sioux City.
The berth reading lamp feature In the
Pullman sleeping cars run ON these lines Is
patented, and cannot be used by any other
railway company. 1t is the great improve
nent of the age. Try 1t and be convinced.
For further particulars apply at any
ticket Office of the road, or write to Assist
ant General Passenger Agent, 207 and 209
Clark street, Chicago, Ill.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
No wreck Ashore

Was ever more hopelessly stranded than o
wrecked constitution, whether its disaster be
the product OF some formidable malady or that
slow, premature decay that seems to fasten
upon some constitutions without apparent
adequate cause. An excellent means OF check
ing this gradual drain OF the sources of vitality
is the benehcent tonic, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which promotes digestion. enriches the
blood and gives substance as well as stamina to
an enfeebled frame Constipation, feebleness
Of the kidneys and bladder, fever and ague, and
rheumatism, are among tho bodily ailments
which it remedies promptly and thoroughly.
Persistence In it's use is we'll merited by it.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
THEIR cHAPERoN WAS DEAF.
Before Her Infirmity Was Discovered Her
Charges Had Lots of Fun.

There is q very exclusive school up
town where kindly old lady of great
responsibility and good family was reg
ularly employed for several months as a
chaperon. She doesn't fill this inn
portant position now. The principal has
discovered that she Is deaf, and, what is
worse, has been ever since she
was engaged. The girls had found her,
and had directed her to make an annlica=
tion for the confidential office-which ap-
pears In the prospectus as one of the
new and attractive features Of the insti-
tuition. They told her how she should
conceal her infirmity, and, everything
working according to program, she was
appointed Many lark the girls then
had with her. At the theater the deaf
old matron would, sitting erect in her
chair, be oblivious of the shy counting
going on at her side and of the occas-
ional flirtations which once in while re-
lieved the dreariness Of o tedious per-
Torrance. She used to accompany
the girls on shopping tours, to
fairs and concerts, and she proved o
faithful guide. But all things have an
ending. So did this sport. The girls
had been out one evening to concert,
and returned enthusiastic over the time
they had had. They gathered in one of
the girls room and fell to chatting about
their adventures. Incidentally reference
was made to the old chaperon's deafness
of her failure to detect some nonsensical
exploit. 1t was spoken in a schoolgirls
whisper, too, but the principal heard it.
Now younger woman, who had to pass
regular civil-service examination, is
the official chaperon.-Ne,O York Star.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
An Enterprising Widow,

81 have" says Maine pension agent,
s'what consider funny pension case
on hand. Several years ago I~secured a
pension for soldier Of a certain regi-
ment and company, and then, after his
death, ] secured pension for his widow.
Now she comes to me to help her secure
another pension as the widow of anotheg
member of the same regiment. You see
that since I secured her first widows
he, too, is dead, with frugality and
economy that are cOmmendable and &C
cording to scripture, she applying for
the second pension. | have never known
exactly similar case"
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
HOW TO SAVE NicKELs.
New Savings Bank system which Is Said
to Work Well.

YAH b0 WOFk Well
A novelty In banking circles will be
introduced into the city with the new
year. 1t Is called the nickel Savings
Stamp System and is designed espe-
cially for savings banks. The system
was put in operation In June by Edwin
r.. Mack, Detroit banker. 1t has been
successfully tested in Detroit, San Fran
cisco, Denver, Louisville, St. Paul, Los
Angeles and Columbus, @. Agencies for
the various banks will be established at
various points throughout the city and
to great extent in drug stores in the
resident part of the town.
Sheets containing twenty stamps of
the system will be left with the druggist.
These stamps are blue and little larger
than the ordinary 2-cent postage stamp.
In their center is the picture Of a squir-
rel on the limb of tree, the emblem of
foresight and thrift. A boy or girl, or
any one, for that matter, can buy one of
these stamps for S cents, or can buy as
many as he or she pleases at the same
price. When ST worth of stamps has
been sold, book is presented free to the
holder of the stamps
This books pages are ruled in little
rectangular spaces just large enough to
dllOW JIG psSblHS VI SIdHlp, 1uu IAciO
are twenty of such places on the page.
When the page is filled the book is taken
to the bank and an account with the de-
positor is opened. The depositor is
credited with dollar and given pass
book at the bank. No deposit for less
than dollar will be received at the
bank.
The first lot of these books was re-
ceived yesterday, when 1000 Of them
came to the Franklin Savings bank.
Cashier Seidlitz went to Detroit to make
arrangements for them.
The system has grown to be an i'm
mense thing in some cities. In Detroit
one bank sold over $50, 900 stamps in less
than four months and issued between
5000 and 1000 nickel savings books.
About 20 per cent. Of the customers
were under Is years of age. The aggre-
gate savings of the town through this
system were about $50, 900 year.--Kar-
SdS Citu Star.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
work,ngwomen who Gamble.

There Is peculiar gambling club OF
workingwomen in England, having
thirty-four members. Each woman de-
posts small sum of money as her en-
trance fee, and the winners pay the rent
and the woman in charge of the rooms.
The gambling is done by means of bits
of paper containing the numbers. passed
around like refreshments on plate. a nd
each woman draws piece in turn. The
highest and lowest numbers win the pile,
toward which each woman contributes
her share
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
asa of Catarrh that canhot DO cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo o.
We. the undersigned, have known F. j. Che
ey for the last fifteen years, and believe him
Perfectly honorable In ali business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligation
made by their Arm.
WEST & TRUAX Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
WALDING, KINNAS & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and nj cous surfaces OF
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
4 sEsv HAnrsnInE PRoTEsr.

Ioathe, abhof, detest despise,
Abominate dried apple pies.
like good bread, Ike good meat,
Or anything that's good To eat;
But OF all poor grub beneath the skies
The poorest is dried apple pies.
Give me the toothache or sore eyes,
But don't give me dried apple pies.
The farmer takes his gnarliest fruit,
tbs woruay, bitter and hard, to boot;
They leave the i1ulls TO make as cough,
And don't take half the peeling OF.
Then ON a dirty cord tbs strung
And in a garnet window hung;
And there 1T serves a roOst for flies
Until it's made up into pies.
Tread on my corrs and tell me lies,
But don't pass me dried apple pies.
Keene IN HI Sentinel.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
TOURISTS,

Whether on pleasure bent or business,
should take on every trip bottle OF Syrup
of Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and eff
fectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels,
preventing fevers, headaches and other
forms of sickness. For sale in soc and 81 90
bottles by all leading druggists
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
A slippery Rhyme.

"There's many slip 'twixt the cup and the
lip
Said Willy, in manner quite clipper;
But when he gave lip to his mother there
were
No slips 'twixt the slipper and Upper.
--Neto York Herald.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
The Root of the Evil.

He-''While the choir was trying to
master the new TIE Deum the other night
at the church rehearsal the organ sud-
denly stopped, and we found the boy
who had been blowing 1t fat ON his back,
unconscious"
She-"What did you do, send for a
doctor?"
He-"No, we stopped singing. Life
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
A Nightmare.

81 neyah eat mince pie" said Chappie.
"Why not?" asked Hicks.
cit makes me dweam of my ancestahs,
and between US, they were all twades-
men. life.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

CHEERFUL home Is where cheerful
children play. They cannot be cheerful or
have good heath unless they are occasion.
ally given DIR. Bulls Worm Destroyers.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
Too Hasty.

"It breaks my heart to think of it,"
"What does?"
''Old Bullion failed and broke off my
match with his daughter"
''Well?"
sit turns out Bullion had turned over
all his property to his wife, Life.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
He Wanted to See.

Kind Lady-''Poor man, will you not
tell me how you came to lose your eye
sight?'
Blind Man-'sAll right, marin, but
first let me see the money you are going
to give me. "-Te1ds SUtLngs.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

WHEN Stevens get tidy they polish the
bottoms @: tho pans" When servants are
given SAPOLlO they are never tired Of
cleaning upi
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

FOR THROAT DISEASES, COUGHS,
COLDS, ETC., effectual relief Is found in the
use of aBTo,pn's Bronchial TTOches." Price
25 cts. Sold only in bores.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

You wear out clothes on q dashboard ten
times as much as on the body. Hoto foolish.
Buy DoSbins' Electric Soap and save this
useless wear. Made ever since 1854. Don't
take imitation. There are lots of them.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

SIR WALTER SCOTT, the great novelist,
and Sir Edwin Landseer, the great
painter, made their whole lives happy by
their love of dogs.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. rsaat
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. Csc
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

THE best cough medicine is Piso's CuI
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. Csc.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
SHiLOn'S
CONSU m PTION
CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure 10
without parallel in the history of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell it on pos
tive guarantee, test that no other cure can sue
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. If you have
Cough, Sole Throat, or Bronchitis, use il, for
1t will cure you. If your child has the Group,
or Whooping Cough, use 1t promptly, and relief
is sure. If you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts, so cts. and
$500. If your Lungs are sore or Back lames
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price Is cts.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

yEsUvIUs is no pimple, and yet it is ver
frequently in o state of eruption.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

ExTINGUIsHNG lamp is like small SUI
pert is o small blowout
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

A MEXICAN lass remains q lass until she i:
Iassoed
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

WHEN you see man full Of liquor the con-
temptation of supreme being is gratifying.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

FNE-two dollars and costs. Finer-th
Judge. Flnis-the prisoner.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

BEECHAM's PILLS cure Bilious and
Nervous Ills.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

IT is difficult job to set hen or good ex-
ample.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12

LARGEST IMPORTATION of draft stations
to America this season. Quality the very
best. Eirst-class horse, either breed, 81 900.
Two and three years time, per cent, en-
abling horse to pay for himself.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
S5IRAM G. WHEELER.

Importer of Percheron and Shire Stations.
Odebolt, Sac County, Iowa.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1891-02-12
E0wSa Tl3sT

e-"No, we stopped singing."-Lte.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30

George Alfred Townsend, the dis
tiDgnisbed newspaper correspondent, Wis.
tied this city last Friday, and was taken
by Liveryman Schenck to visit The home
stead Of the late Samuel ID. lngbam, who
was Secretary OF the e. s. Treasury dur.
ing part OF Andrew Jacksons admins
tration. This property Is now occupied
by Mrs. A. J. Beaumont, and Is located near
"Ingham's Spring" and the Deer Park, In
Bucks Co., Pa. Mr.. Townsend also visited
the buryIpg ground where Mr.. Ingliam's
remains are inferred. He made sketches at
both places. lie Is preparing an article
relating To Mr. lngham and his connec.
ton with Jaokson's administration. II Is
known by those acquainted with the his
tory Of that administration, that the quar-
rel that disrupted Jackson's cabinet was
In consequence OF the Presidents cham.
pionsbip OF MrP. Gen. Eaton, who was
regarded M little ''oif COLOR morally,
by the wives Of the cabinet officers, who
refused to associate with her. Mrs Ing
ham was Que Of these ladies', aud as re-
suit, MIR. Ingham sas compelled to resign.
Had 1t not been for this, Mr.. lugham,
who was man of unquestioned ability,
might have become much more promI-
ncnt figure 10 the political history OF this
country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30
THE MARKETS.


Lambeftyille Sept. 80. 1881
PRICES 90 gRA1N corrected every edoe..
day by LEAR, HobCOMB NIECE, desIefsiu
Grain, Flour, Feed Nc.
Prices OF PRODUCE, BE-, by CABYER 4
WILL dpaIoT In I'm flaods nd f!rnsaftas
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30

Everybody in Taunton was on the qui
Vipe this morning to witness the street pa
rade Of the Washburn Il Arlington Wild
West Show, and at about II O'Clock their
curiosity was seemingly satisfied, as judg-
ing from spectators standpoint, The pa
rade was gratifying success. The street
pageants comprised large conglomera-
ton OF mounted cowboys, Indians, Arabs,
Mexicans aud performers, superb Per-
cheron horses, ponies, donkeys, two brass
bands, fine toned calliope, etc, The
mammoth canvas In the afternoon was
filled to repletion. OF the general per-
Torrance nothing can be said only in the
way OF sound praise. Following the
marching cayalcade, consisting of the re-
sources OF the esiablishmenD came Sc
ries Of aerial acts, single and double ira
peze, horizontal bars, juggling, contor-
ton features. performing dogs, conclud-
inv with full Wild West In which were
depicted many exciting scenes OF wild
West life. all done in a commendable
manner. The total absence OF outside and
inside kwindling games was particularly
uotIceable = 7autoa Mass. } Daily Ne,os
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30
MARRIAGES.

WYNDSHA W-sNYDER-At bloomsbury, Sept.
10, 1891, by Rev. John G. Clyde. u. d. Frank
Wyndshaw, Of stewartsville. 10 Miss II. Snyder
Of bloomsbury.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30

The Cumberland County Democratic
Convention, which yesterday renominated
j. L. Van Syckel for Assemblyman, pass
ed resolution recommending the pre-
sentation OF Governor Abbett's name for
nomination for President OF the United
States. Governor Albeit through the
Commissioners appointed under bis Coun-
~ Excise Board bill, has presented the
people OF Cumberland with liquor saloons,
TO the licensing Of which a majority OF
The people OF the principal towns in tho
county were opposed. II Is from the
county so sIgnally favored that bis Presi
DENTAL boom gets its frat formal boost. 80
Newark Euening Nelos (Dem.)
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-09-30

The Trenton Passenger Railway Co.,
Consolidated, is the name OF the corpora
ton that will operate the -four street rail
ways Of Trenton hereafter. On Monday
the stockholders of the Trenton Horse
Railroad Company, the City Railway Com.
pany, the Hamilton Township Street
Railroad Company and the South Clinton
Avenue and Broad Street Railway Com
pany, met and decided TO consolidate the
four corporations, making them In name
what they have for several months been
In reality.