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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
4 SAD ACCIDENT.

At Yadkinville day before yesterday
Ms bora Y. Pike. Of Chatham county.
while delrious walked out OF widow and
was seriously hurt. She had typhoid fever.
She tired to follow her sister, but in her de-
lirium ms.ook window for door. She
has since died. and her remains were taken
10 Chatham for lnterment.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
EEXEHSED.

| A year ago in the first trial the verdict
was in favor of the defendant railways.
There was IN appeal. and now the STATE
of things is exactly reversed. The de-
PENDANTS TO-DAY gave notice OF an appeal,
and thus ends another character IL this
famous case.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
In A PLAYFUL STRUGGLE

In Wilson county at a negro dance one OF
the dancers took OF his coat and gave 1t
~ another negro to hold. The latter
had PLAYFUL struggle with friend during
winch pistol fell out OF pocket in the.
coat. the bullet entering the abdomen OF
Thomas Bynum and killing him.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10

"A ------------- ~ =
RICHMOND AND PrltA-' 3D."
TIM ..- . a. :
Commencing II NpAN. Is
NJ. trains On his rnal "a +.
TRAIN, >l. l.l" -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
AUCTION sALEe-rutrrr Days.
- >>-S~~~s>N<e~~>~>~~Sr>~>SS
rT,KUSTEEY AUCTION SALE
CHOICE GROVE AVENUE
RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY
CHEWING & ROSE.
REAL ESTATE AGENTS. AUcTIOSEERs, AND
BROKERS.
NO. o NORTH TENTH STREET.
AUCTION sALxs-rns.re Days:

By virtue Of n certain deed 81 trust dated ION
day Of May. 1890, Of record In tho Clerks Office
of Richmond ChaDcery Court, In Deadlock J 80
b, page 4s2, defaul, having been made IN tho
payment OF a portion Of the debt therein Sc
cured and being required 30 TO DO by the holder
we will sell by auction, upon tho promises, on
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER II, 1891,
at 3 o'clock 4. NJ. that BEAUTIFUL LOT or
LAND. with tho FRAME DWELLING NO llV'
thereon, situated on the south side OF 'to'e
avenue between Beach and Morris sNec's,
having q front OF 30 feet on Grove avenue, ma
extending back within parallel lines 1873 ieet 10
an alley 20 feet wide.
This property IL delightfully."- located, ana mas
only 70 be seen 10 convince you OF Ns mei''
Please attend tho sale.
TERMS: Whilst the greater portion OF the
money IL due, yet by consent oil parties III H.
terest liberal terms may be given
A. }. CHEWING,
EDWARD s. ROSE,
ocs Trustees.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10

At the request Of the owner We will sell By auc-
ton, upon the premises, on
THURSDAY, OCTOBER -, 1891,
NJ > o'clock 7. NJ. that WELL-LOCATEDS STORE.
No. 2"2 west Broad street. now in the occupancy
Of A. II. Fleming. Esq. The lot has front Ot
about 26xl:}S feet with . wide alley In rear. he
demand for Broad-strcet properly continues
good, owing 10 its present and future value
which together with the nearness OF this proper
~ to the Masonic Temple, should call out a full
attendance OF those anxious to make money.
TERMS: At eale. CHEWING X ROSE,
ocJ Auct.OneerS.
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BUSINESS CHANGES.

DOR SALE, A FIRST CLASS. IN
l. WE'LL ESTABLISHED DARKROOM, ~
PRED LICENSE, GOODWILL. AND LEASE
near the New market. In this city. For partici.
lars inquire Of or address WILLIAM FLEGEN-
HEIMER, corner Main and Tenth, or Post-Ofico
Box 60 &C 1915
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
BY Macdougall and Davis, Auctioneers,
Onlce No. 1436 Franklin street.
BY Chewing & Rose,
Real Es,ate AuctiOneers.

nESIRABLE STORE AND DWELL
~ ING AT THE SOUTHWEST CORNER OF
ST. JAMES AND DUvAL STRRETs.-By re-
quest OF the owner we will sell by auction, upon
the premises, on
THURSDAY, ocroBkA15, 1891,
at P. NJ. sharp, tho PROPERTY above men,
toned. The LOT fronts 33 feet on Duyal street
by depth OF 100 feet TO an alley feet wide,
upon which is a good frame store with dwelling
Hete Is a chance for you 10 get q bargain.
IERXs: Easy and announced at sale.
CHEWING & ROSE.
&c 10 AuctlOneerS
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER %. 1891.

nj IL O'Clock 4. ~. the LANDS conveyed by
the said deed OF trust. Tho tract contains
i.3SO ACRES. A large portion Of IL Is very
fine. equal to any land in Piedmont Viz
ginia in the production Of grain and grass. The
dwelling il large md comfortable, with all
necessary out-buildngs. This land Will be offer
ell as a whole. but II a satisfactory price cannot
be obtained for it then 1t will be offered 10 fol-
lowing lots:
=. The HOME TRACT. containing $50 ACRES.
=. The TEXAS AND TANDY TRACT, con-
tanning 23s ACRES.
3. The JACOB GRAVES TRACT. containing
2i3 ACRES.
4. Tho DIR. GOODWIN TRACT. containing
3O3 ACRES.
5. The BROOKS TRACT, containing 2iI
ACRES.
All the above tracts contain excellent land, and
any one Of them would make most desirable
farm, being we'll watcfed, with sufficient timber
on the same day. Mt o'clock 4. NJ, on the
promises. the LARGE FLOUR AND GRlSr'
MILL known "a BLOCKS MILL, with 20 AC
OF LAND. This mill IL located In n fine farm
ing country four miles from the T., +. anu T.
railroad; has large run Of custom; capacity
ten barrels -four aud ility bushels corn per day.
TERMS: Ono fourth cash; balance on credit
Of one. tNo. and three years. purchasers to give
bonds for deferred payments bearing interest
from date. ana secured by trust-doed.
For further information apply 10 the trustee.
JOHN &. WILLIAMS, Trustee.
ORANGE, VA, September "A. 1891.
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By Joseph II. IIouseworth, Auctioneer.

BY JOsoph IT. IIOusc"Oftl' AUClIVIUvl'
TRUSTEES SALE OF SOME OF
/ THE FINEST LANDS ~ ORANGE COtN-
TY, VA. AND \ LARGE FLOUR AND GRlST-
MlfL.-ln execution OF the deed Of trust from
r. Graves and wife 20 the undersigned, dated
August %. 1856. and duly recorded, and being
thereto required by the creditors secured, VIII
sell by public auction, on the premises, at Thorn
Hin. Orange county. W., on
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10

Early this morning Tom Robinson (col-
ore,l while on his wav to work at the Ex-
position stepped out Of the way of train
on the SeabOard Airline and on the track
of the Richmond and Danvlllc railway. As
he did SO shifting-engine on the latter,
backing, struck hun, cutting him all to
pieces.
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AUCTION BALkS-Fususe Days.
BY b. Elan & Co.
Real Estate Agents and Aucttoneers,
1113 Main street.
THAT MOST ATTRAC GIVE,
ELIGIBLY LOCATED, NEW, DE.
TACHED THREE-STORY
BRICK RESIDENCE
No. o3i WEST GRACE STREET.
WITH FINE LOT 34x1J0 FEET,
TOBE SOLD By PUBLIC AUCTION
ON EXCEEDINGLY LIBERAL TERMS.

Oy MONDAY NEXT. OCTOBER 10Th.
nj Z o'clock p. ~, we shall by request OF the
owner sell by public aution, on the premises:
THE ABOyE.SAMED VERY ATTRACTIVE
AND TRULY VALUABLE RESIDENCE on the
north side Of west Grace street between shater
ami Harrison streets, which was erected within
the past i've years by one OF our best builders
and in the very best manner, containing twelve
rooms having all tho modern conycniences ana
admirably arranged, having largo double par
lore large dinng-room and kitchen, I'VE chan-
beers Of good size, servants rooms, panty, closets,
bathroom, etc, the entire house being Wen
lighted. we'll ventilated. and IN nice order. mo
lot fronts "a feet and runs back between paral-
lei lines I5G feet TO a wide-payed alley. lrst-
rate homo In choice location. The many seekers
for such property should avail themselves of TINS
sale, N nothing better - likely TO be ohcreu'
and possession can be had at once.
TERMS: ono fourth cash: balance in i've equai
instruments by negotiable notes al one t"o'
three. four and five years, interest at per cent:
In separate notes, payable sem-annually, ana
secured by deed OF trust.
j. Is. ELAN & co,
oc6 Auctoneers.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-10-10
BY II. Seldom Taylor q Son,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers,
Once l l and Bank Streets.
NOURT SALE OF 21a ACRE

COURT SALE OF 2la ACRES
~ OF WOOD LAND IN HENRICO COUNTY,
NEAR THE DEEP-kUN OR BROAD sTREEr
ROAD ABOUT FIVE MILES WEST OF THE CITY
or klCHMoND, ADJOINING THE LANDS OF
GREY SkEPWITH, j. V. l.. KLAFP. A. n.
COURTNEY. AND SMITH THORPE-By
virtue OF decree Of the Circuit Court Of
henrico county, rendered on tho 9th day OF
July, 1921, In the suit Of Wright, guardian &C.,
". Gouldln and others will as special comnis-
sioner, thereby appointed, offer for sale by public
auction In front Of Henrico County-Court house,
on
MONDAY, OCTOBER IL, 1891.
tthat being Court day. at IL O'Clock H., tho LAND
above mentioned.
Trims One-third cash balance at six, twelve
and eighteen months. for negotiab bic notes, with
interest added. and title retained until deed Is
ordered by the Court.
A. W. PATTERSON,
Special Commissioner.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
PERSONAL

Mayor n. A. Cornish and wife, OF
Blaine, spent Monday and Tuesday in the
city.
Hon. Nelson Bennett Is expected TO ar
rive In the city this morning to attend 10
various matters of business demanding
his attention.
City Attorney C. w. Howard returned
yesterday from a trip to Mount Vernon,
railroad cases, In all OF which he came out
victorious.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Kirby, Jas. Kirby,
j. j. Kirby and l.. NJ. Nolan, friends OF
Major Wilkin, have just arrived from
Madison county, Iowa. Their first i'm
preston Of Fal rhaven is a pleasant one.
They will probably make this their
future home and become materially in
terested in the city.
II. w. Kinney, the genial cashier Of the
Citizens bank, returned home yesterday
after an extended tour through the East
The many friends of Mr.. Kinney are dis
cusSing the question whether he returned
alone. Mr.. Kinney, with his proverblal
modesty, is extremely reticent on the sub
ject, and neither atfirms or denies the soft
Impeachment.
The familiar figure of that indefatigable
traveller and worker, James +. Wardner
was seen in the city yesterday. Mr.
Wardner had Just returned from a trip
east where he had been busily engaged in
conducting the negotiations in a big
mining deal. Mr.. Wardner states that
the Morning mine deal will be closed on
or about the first Of May, and that while
east he had learned that a half interest in
the Bunker Hill and Sullivan mines had
been sold to ID. o. Mills for 100000.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

The members Of the Congregational
church will give an ice cream social al
the Tabernacle Friday evening, May 8.
E.B. Hin sold one Of his fine stations
to gentleman residing in Bucoda and
yesterday shipped the animal to its new
owner.
The various labor organizations will
celebrate the list Of May In great style.
A procession, literary exercises and a
grand ball will be the order OF the day.
Messrs Farley & Oesterle, Of the Fair
haven restaurant, have purchased nearly
carload of pure Vermont maple syrup,
which they will sell in any quantity de-
sired.
The steamers arriving and departing
yesterday. with the number OF pounds OF
freight brought in by each, Is as follows:
Hassalo, 4,110:. Premier, so: Evangel 80;
Sehome. 5000; City OF Seattle, 10, 800;
Fairhaven. 300.
Work on the new depot is progressing
rapidly. Yesterday the frame work for
the first story was placed In position. The
platform leading 20 Harris avenue Is
almost completed.
The Qnickssep returned yesterday from
East Sound, to which place she had towed
q barge loaded with 5000 feet OF lumber.
Captain Ludlow reports that the Odd
Fellows at East Sound celebrated the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
She Was Suspicious

A seedy old man with bundle of dill
apidated umbrellas under his arm
called at house on Cass avenue. The
lady of the house herself answered the
bell
ANY umbrellas, par'sols or canes to
mendY' he inquired.
"H-m," said the woman, eying him
suspiciously, chow do know you'd ever
bring them back? There's no fun in let
ting a ten dollar silk umbrella go off
with a stranger"
The old man rummaged in his pockets
and found the card of prominent bank
official with recommendation on the
back.
HIM" said the woman, as she read it
the second time, Il don't know him.
Like enough he's in with you. 1t amt
safe to trust any one these times"
Then he told her where he lived, street
and number.
"H'm," she said slowly, 81 don't own
an umbrella and never did, for know
enough to come in when it rains, but
hate to see folks imposed on and"-
$50 do |, num-" retorted the umbrella
man, as he backed away and left her
talking to herself.-Detroit Free Press.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
seventy second anniversary OF the order
In fine style on Monday.

seventy second anniversary OF the order
In fine style on Monday.
Charles Hunter is In happy frame OF
m ind over his frames. He has laid in a
vast stock OF material for surrounding
pictures with befitting setting and has
secured machines for frame-fnaking. To
these he has applied the inevitable and
always get there ingenuity OF the native
American, and is framing pictures with
such success that he is as proud as a
small boy with his first pair Of top boots.
The bay presented beautiful scene at
sunset last evening. Not breath of air
was stirring and the bay was as smooth
as glass, the surface of the water being
unruffed even with ripple. Several
parties took advantage of the smoothness
OF the water and went out boating.
Thr regular afternoon train did not
come In until after o'clock last evening.
No word regarding the train was received
until after 4 O'Clock and 1t was feared that
an accident had occurred, but just as
superintendent Borie was preparing to
run special out to learn the cause OF
the trouble, a telegram was received
stating that the train had found slide.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
City OF new WHATCOM
Notes of Interest Gathered by
the Herald's North End
Representative
New Whatcom Fire Depart
ment on the Eve of
Resigning
A Fire Prevented in Time
Lummi Island Indians
Disappointed

The following new suit was placed on
file with c. c. Hixson, clerk of the superior
court yesterday:
G.. w. Conrad VS.. X. II. Morslonder ct al
The plaintiff, subject to a verbal contract
rented to tthe defendants, the Metropol-
itan hotel, in the town OF Blaine, at the
monthly rental Of s75 per month. The
defendants had occupied the above.
named premises from the Goth day OF No
vember 1890, up to the Goth day of April
1891, during which time only sl65.75 rent
was paid, whereas there is due 1915, leav.
ing balance Of S2O9.25, for which
amount plaintiff brings suit.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
Notes

George Francis Train left New York
last night and will lecture in Chicago to-
night.
The New Whatcom fire department
held an important meeting last night.
The city council will meet tonight in
their regular weekly session. The Guide
Meridian road and the COW ordinance will
be finally disposed Of.
Officer Fields arrested an individual
yesterday and booked him with a charge
OF indecency. He will have a hearing be-
fore Police Judge Mount this morning.
The Decimal club had a delightful time
at their informal hop last night, about
twenty couples were present
The Women's Relief Corps will give a
social dance on c street tonight.
The directors of the baseball association
will visit the ball grounds today to see
how the condition Of the same can be i'm
proved.
A marriage license was granted "a
Henry Skansen, OF New Whatcom, and
Miss Betsy Notes tad. Of the same place
yesterday evening.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
REAL ESTATE TRANS FERs

The following are the real estate trans
fers recorded up to o'clock yesterday,
furnished by the abstract Office of Butler
& McCarty, New Whatcom:
T. V Smalley ct ux to l. p Byrne.
lot 80, blk 1913, Fairhaven 5 l,50O /
same property 1850 |
Fairhaven Land Co to f II Hol-
brook, lot II, blk l42, Farhayen $50
f II Holbrook ct uX to l. p Byrne,
lot II, blk l42, Eairhayen 1000 |
Geo StOrmes ct uX to w II Bow
en-, lots 20 and 81, blk l0l, Fair
haven 1850
United States to John Beckman,
lots 4, 8 and and se4 of nw4 of
sec 6, tip 80, rise
f Connolly ct uX to Geo Preger,
lot 2, blk 6, Francis add to Bell
ingham. $50
Same TO c Christensen, lot 3, blk
6, Francis add to Bellingham $50
+ Sitter TO j A McRae, lots and2,
blk 7. Hamilton Il Reynolds
! First add to Fairhaven 800
Same to ID w McRae, lots and 6,
| blk Z, same add 300
Same 10 ID A McRae, lot and 4,
! blk Z, same abb 300
Joe Alsop ct al to G. Doyle, lot SO
blk 3, Bay View add to Fair
! haven 100
X Sonteby to o Halvorsen, lot 4.
! blk 6, Star add to Fairhaven $50
| q ii Westcott ct NIX TO III y King,
lot 5, blk 4, Blaine Land Cos
add to Blaine. 175
ID S Miller ct ux to Clark Invest
ment Co, lot H. blk 2, and lots
and 10, blk 4, in Clark Invest
ment Co.'S add to Blaine /
Clark Investment Co to w II Gil
bert, lots and 10, blk T. same
add, Blaine GAG
w l. Miller ct ux to b b &BCR
r Co, lots in Millerton 1
Same to Same, right-of-way
through ne4 sec 1, tp 39,r3e l
u Il & b c X II Co TO } l. Heron,
lot l, blk 3l2, first add to New
| Whatcom 2l5
IL Mcclure to A S Falllher, lots
to %, and "a to 80, blk 10, lots
to 10, and % to As, blk IL, Queen
Ann add to Fairhaven 1900
l. j Pentecost ct al to 4 G. Dorr,
lott l2 and ID, bid IA, Melrose add
to Fairhaven 900
q Parkinson to Mary Parkin-
son, hall interest in lots aud 2,
blk 8, Happy Valley add to Fair
haven 9OO
BIB & BCRRCo to AG King ct
al, lots IA, IS, 10, II, blk 2ls, first
add TO New WhatcOm LAO
j o Highland to w Hughes ct al,
lot "a, blk 2, Fairhayen add to
Fairhaven l5C
c Siegel ct ux TO S NJ Woodland,
81 Of n16 of neA Of Sc IA sec "a,
tip 39.r2e 80,
l. Byrne to K G. Gamwell, lot II,
blk l42, Faiahaven 1,OOC
X kepstad ct uX to ii G. Gamwell,
Dlots 10, II and IL, blk ,, Merose
add 10,
John Beckman to Oregon Mfg
company, lots 4, 6 and 7, and Sc
"A OF nw4 sec 6, tp 3sr5e 27i
Nj Anderson ct ux TO Fred Petit
bone, lot 20, blk 3, Carter's add
to Fairhaven 10
Fred Pettib0ne ct TX to O ID Ames,
assignment OF above mortgage
o Arnold to J + Reynolds, lots 5,
9, 10 and 49, blk 20, Johnson's
second, and lot s, blk 4 In John
sons first add to Sumas 1.7J
II + Murphy ct ux to Kate
Bacon, n 40 acres, lots 2, blk 20,
tp4Or3e 2G
NJ Woodland ct ux to c Segel. 81
OF nj Of nel4 Of sell sec "a tip 80
rec 3G
) ID Hicks ct ux to O A Stapleton,
lots Z, 5 and Q, blk 1s3, Whatcom Co
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
DISAPPOINTED indiana

A large number OF Indians from the
Lummi reservation have repeatedly come
to New Whatcom TO ascertain II Presi
dent Harrison will pay a visit to Belling-
ham Bay. They all expressed their will
lingness TO furnish entertainment in the
shape OF canoe and pony racing and other
athletic sport In the event OF the big BOs-
president will not come to the bay they
turned upon their heels and left in disap-
pOintmenL A man who had had con
versatiOn with them states that the
Lummis are possessed OF great amount
Of patriotism, and hate TO loose an oppor-
tunity 10 manifest the same
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
Out of the Question.

Great Merchant-The business has in.
creased so in the past year, Mr. Penwiper,
that when you order the new account
books you had better get them twice the
size of the old ones
Mr.. Penwiper-Nes, sir. Don't you think,
sir, in view Of this fact, that | might have
an increase in my salary
Great Merchant-What After such an
expensive set of books. | couldn't think
of it.-Brooklyn Life
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
The Firo Department

cloud Of discomfort has settled upon
the brows of the members of the New
Whatcom fire department. A meeting
was held last Sunday, and a committee,
consisting Of Jack Ray, Tim Heady and
Mcdonald, were appointed TO draw up
resolutions which were presented &C the
meeting last night, and will be handed in
TO the council at their meeting tonight.
The grievance OF the department con-
sists chiefly Of the fact that the council
failed to allow them any remunera-
ton for their services. Assistant
Chief Beard, when asked what the
sentiments Of the members were,
said that the local papers have, on some
occasions, spoke Of the boys in a manner
totally devoid OF encouragement, and
that the city council had treated them in
a similar manner. In view OF these facts
IL is the intention of all members OF tbs
department to hand In their resignation
TO the council and turn over TO the city all
the apparatus now in their keeping
They all consider their position thankless
jobs and do not care to do dirty work for
people who do not appreciate their efforts
The department wants pay for Its ser
vices, and a large number Of liberal
minded citizens think that they are en-.
tirely justified in their demands. The
result Of last nights meeting will b,
made known to the city council tonight
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29

The Federated Labor Unions at their
last meeting have arranged upon the fol-
lowing method Of celebrating the coming
May day, on Friday next. The process
sion will form at their hall at p. m, and
from there march through the main
streets OF the city out to the baseball
grounds, where speeches will be delivered
by Mayor Will ID. jenkins and others,
dwelling upon the labor cause A brill
liant ball at the Lighthouse hall will fit
tingly wind up the day.
Ten yards OF Bingham for 81; yachting
flannel l24 cents per yard at Roberts &
Co, Knox block, Thirteenth street, What.
com.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29
on the Scent.

Wife - Gracious, how your clothes
smell Of tobacco smokei
Husband-You must be wrong. my
dear.
Wife-Why, haven't you been smok-
ing9
Husband-Yes But it was one Of the
cigars you gave me.--Clothier and Fur
nisher
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29

Doctor-Troubled with insomnia, chr
Eat something before going to bed.
Patient-Why, doctor, you once told
me never to eat anything before going to
bed.
Doctor with dignity)-That, madam,
was way back in 1889. Science has
made great strides since then.-Nev
York Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29

A Case Where the Laugh Was on
-

A Case Where the Laugh Was on the
Dentist.
A negro went into a dentists Office,
and after standing about remarked that
as he had not slept for five nights he be-
heved that he would have a tooth pulled.
IAN right" said the dentist. 'Sit
down here, and will fix you in very
few minutes"
Eyes, sab" replied the negro. "But
look yere. Is dis thing gwine ter hurtT'
''Oh, it may hurt you some"
But l doan' want it ter hurt er tall.
De truf is dat has suffered so much al
ready dat | is tired. Eff you kin pull it
widout it hurtin III be greatly obleeged
ter you, sah."
81 don't think can do that without
laughing gas"
"What sorter GASP
Laughing gas"
al neber yered O. dat sorter stuff, but
Of you'se got suthin' yere dat will make
or pnsson laugh dat has got de toothache,
gimme, and gimme mighty quick"
The dentist administered the gas and
drew the tooth. The negro expressed
himself as greatly pleased, and after
thanking the dentist started to go out.
Hold ON minute" said the dentist.
"You have forgotten something
81 reckons not, sab, he replied, look
ing around.
"Yes, you have forgotten to pay me-"
IVY, you amt gwine charge me
nuthin', is your
.4Of course / am"
"Wall, femme tell you, boss. Err man
dat kin hab ez much fun ez you kin
oughten ter want no money. Take some
O dat gas an laugh till you furgits de
bill. Good day" and he was gone.-Ar-
kansas Traveller.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-04-29

A kind hearted lady found a youngster
crying against wall ON Race street
yesterday. What's the matter, bubbyY'
she asked, and hubby answered: "How
would you like to wear your long legged
brothers pants cut down so the bag Of
the knees came out at your ankle
Philadelphia Record