St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-06
MINNEAPOLIS.
PHASES OF LIFE.

Yesterday was the first really, bright
warm Sunday of the season, and the
public enjoyed it. With gladstone
hearts the whole population of Mime
apolis, welcomed the soft rays Of the sun.
They came out on the streets, stood
around on the corners. reclined on their
own verandahs, climbed even to the
houSetOpS. went over 10 St. Paul on
the electric line. getting their digestionS
Intertered with. and losing two or three
hours OF valuable time by the burning
out of an armatuTe or the loss
or a trolley wheel for their
pains. But nobody objected.
Spring had come. Her advent was too
pleasing to be Caviled at. no matter how
much the feet Of the Unwary might be
tangled up by her trail, cut la book
DER. Every one enjoyed the day IN his
own peculiar style. The nice young
man, who. all through the week. says:
Forty cents, please. Cashp' pawned
his ear muffs, and took the girl from the
lace counter out TOR drive. The mill
lonaIro went to church in the morning,
ate ms dinner. and cOnYerSed with his
indigestion, who got the better of the
argument. The Young man in love
went out to Central park. and lOnged TO
hear swan sing. The real estate dealer
took long drive into the country,
and speculated on the forthcoming crop
of ''suckers.'' Lovers of rural life.
nature in her pristine beauty. walked
out TO the Eighth ward and rOamed
through pastures green. The spring
poet was thrown out of doors by his
landlady. The tramp prOSpected for
snug corners in lie park. The Young
man Who viii one day be a millionaire
Staid at home to save car fare and wear
slippers TO save shoe leather. The iiy-
eryman smiled. Yes. it was snriug.
gentle spring. EVERYTHING indicated ii.
The earth was ruled by spring bOnnets
and spring wagons: the air bv SDTipg
onions. In South MINNEAPOLIS the
spring was all in the bottom of the
trousers LEG.
There Is one Young man in Alinneap-
Oils before whom a bright future vaWns
like a messenger bOv on duty. He has
Just evolved a brilliant scheme for de-
cOying dollars from the treasury OF the
street railway company. This Young
man is a professional 'hOodOo." vet he
never played the villain in a tank
drama. His plan for getting rich he
outlines thus:
.Bv dev0ting nv attention m +ra in
LHLUfU1n electric line nara I'VE the
traffic between the two cifips Howe
Just bv riding on that line Here's NV
experience. shortly after fhe intaT-
Urban line started and iust of+ar Inc
newspapers mad announced thai il vvoc
Working perfertIv. took \ ride on it
from 81 PM n Ifinneon go al VI -
The car was crowded and DC women ~ CON- .0,3o.
planned. men swore and babies crleJ.
Thirtv-fivp temnerS we're snoiiad and
ab0ut q dozen more wera hall man.
gled. We cot to 1Iinneanolis TWO hours
after leaving 81 PauI Fvar,hoFv on
The car decIared thai he or s1e rorid
never riqe ON the intnrurhan line again
a few weeks after took anofher Trim
over the line When halfway IN 81
Paul the car stunned rnoving and tLa
passengers stoned their noses Savarai
men said SOMETHING about q 100 -
eternal punishment nrohshlv hacanSa
of the suIpburons smell The condTc-
.0r evnlaiupd thar an arma+nrn b"d
burned Out. We thanked him for the
uformarion ana U9ifad W. -, ID
IN ST PAM only bojf a., bo,,,. 49, - -
he wav hacL- the COR ran off +Io 80 -'
tried If again = few T.aal,S Iotar NJ
lime the trolley wire hrol-a A. ajIT
,ripd that line The condnotor did T,i+i,
sTnite an his Inns affeI. 49, le-t
,urr3nr5 crew an aIectrin 5lIorts D. D.
why MOI dafaiiso ~, s,o ,,,1i,,o
b in fares ON that inc ca,, 80, 49,
Tom Oyrv buv me off T'ben nj al
.ect bic money from theshorr inc roads
FOR hpIlinU them Itiea orood e,l,oIt'I
Wen,;'
Tho ioni+or ,,,o. o.loo,, NJ -.
member of tho iIanneTir doIaG,ot i1ot
had denarfed from the eI1an,,ti1- 49,. TN
Der 10 seek SOIace in fo911i1,c, boaI-a,,
of .evrra naIa5 ;; ana ~ IliI,11>, ~;
wounded feaIinge nv. I-5oi1irrr - Ili9
dor Tho dro[,e, iio,D - u ',IIp
save Inv Tho d77Il fn,id 0e 80 ~
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The steam mines mr. the ,-ertI 10
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rhamber iittIe groIIn Of Nii,,no.,I,j=a
nlaca hunters 40, - iOi'9
of had cipars WIS in No., cIotl,o ~ 0t ~
smile ot evul+a+ion e+iIi 80, - ny
nI3stic conntane1cae IN, uPUi tllGlI
I'm n bIutf end TI-oro W 0l IL. III
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theirs. Their coincidence in ..,,o+ lraIos5
vas undarr1i,,od SI,j~I,,,- P G,;i IuCh
named The SIi,nor y - - 80 os.I
forward inserfad bis in MI 1'T iio
tween tbe racond ond +biTJ 49,, ,,ttlr O
his Prince Iet "a UoUtouS Vi
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listeners .,i,l-od ~ 9"du nc, guy ms
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promise an,,tflipo- 10 80 "
his had 10 o Ii'all ~ %iII oldIl; ~ DOW
consie+enc, boDn. a,,d VI Illness
0ther sdn IN 5toiioi' %iiu pass D5 On Ile
fban io1r 80. Gili - " me more
revarance ~ Jul liz III alore tiian ILe
NM ooid 49, I ,li.ll, 3eC UNBORN.
10 attain my present dignity as the
performer OF political fip-fiops ever de !
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