St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-18
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

BY prompt veto of the silver bill Presi
dent Harrison expects to inject into the cam
paign new issue; something that will COM
pletely oyershadow the Mckinley bill. But
it will be impossible for Dr. Harrison to &C.
eomplish his fell designs. The Mckinley
monstrosity stands alone, grand, gloomy and
peculiar.
| Adam said: 1.-THE woman temped me and
did eat" A Georgia man says: 1.-THE
| woman told me if didn't kill a certain man
/ should never again bask in the light OF ner
countenanee." And he went forth and slew
the obnoxious individual, leaving the white
face of his victim to grow pallid in the moon
light Like
Freedoms battle oft begun,
Bequeathed from bleeding sire to son.
the old Adamic weakness of barbaric Gen
fold intensified and downright wicked and
revolving.
The GLOBE submits that never before IN
the political history of the United States were
SO many states SO utterly tangled up and de-
moralizeo in their legislative functions. One
cannot throw brick in a state capitol with
out hitting some contesting legislator, an TN,
governor.
The poke bonnet idea is gradually spread
ing from the ranks of the Salvation Army to
the members of society's creme de la creme.
Who will now say that the cohorts of Gen.
Booth are without influence?
Prof. Koch has produced specific for the
disease of consumption which he honestly
believes to be good thing, from which he
expects to derive no pecuuiary emolument in
the way OF proprietary patents, and to the
perfection of which he generously devotes
his entire time and attention, Yet despite
these facts, that great army of medical crit
les, always in the field, and invariably On
picket duty curious. carping, jealous en-
prizes, has jumped on to Prof. Koch with all
the spontaneous energy of Plymouth ROCK
cockerel on an lridescent potato bug.
The humane World, Of New York, says
that "a steaming cup of coffee to chilled
car driver is all excellent temperance tract.
What beverage would the World recommend
to a chilled millionaire?
Casual misunderstanding, Mr.. Long
head, that boy of yours is utterly ineorrlgi-
Bile. Why don't you lick him?
Papa Longhead-Liek him Bless you, that
kids uncle has him down in his will fol-
S5OO,OOO. 1 amt round licking semi-million-
aires.
Whisper it not to the winds, but the cold
fact is that the treasury surplus is increasing
at the rate of S1l, 100000 week. Don't give
rty
Some people are 'out for the stuff. y but
Dead Duck Thayer, of Nebraska, evidently
wants to stay i'll for the stuff. Perhaps he
thinks his salary IS running right along, like
that of an ordinary congressional contestant.
A ruined foreign count has blown his small
assortment OF brains out at Monte Carlo. One
more American heiress saved from "a mar
rage for title
The state of Minnesota cannot enter into
commercial competition with sharp, shrewd
business men in any particular line OF indus
try and make the business a success. Other
states cannot do so. The government of the
| United States cannot. Prison labor con-
trolled by boodlers must invariably result in
a loss to the taxpayer. This is automatic.
ID
Pugilist Bob Fitzsimmons either wears 8
mustache or he does not. Some newspaper
cuts say he does; some say he does not
Prof. Fitzslmmons has Shakespearean fore
head or he has not. Certain cuts represent
him as endowed with mighty giobular dome
of intellect while others give him the aspect
of tame African chimpanzee caught in the
act. This, by the way, reminds us that a
Minneapolis paper published for Fitzsim
mons a picture of John L. Sullivan in hi:
latest and most halcyon days.
The governor wrote message. We've read
it, every line. And this is all the great man
said: isn't the weather fine:"