The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-08-04
THINGS woRrH KNOWING.

A sugar exchange has opened at Pra-
que, Bohemia, and the dealings are large.
1t is officially stated that Porte will
not permit the Jews to immigrate into
Jurusalem.
The friend who cries with you finds
out great many things you will regret
when your eyes are dried.
One trouble about unpleasant people
is that it generally seems impossible for
them to get out of the way,
How much more detestable fault ap-
pears when we can trace it to some one
whoee position in life we envy.
An Austrian professor says many Ia
dies who keep lapdog suffer from an
affection of the liver, occasioned by a
small parasite which is peculiar to the
dogs liver.
Governor Campbell, of Ohio, in his
speech of acceptance, spoke of ''the
splendid democratic surplus" When
the democrats were in power they spoke
of this as ''the outrageous republican
surplus. ."-MiLa0oukee Sentinel.
The treasurer of the United States is
responsible for the custody of $500 tons
of coin. 1t is estimated that if burglars
broke into the vaults it would require
80 900 men of average strength to carry
the money distance of fifty feet.
A good MANY wheat fields in the
Ochoco and Mckay valleys have been
practically ruined by rust. The ground
being wet and the grain very rank, the
crop was in no condition to withstand
the effects of broiling sun, and many
farmers whose prospects were SO brilliant
only few days ago are quite naturally
sore over the unavoidable misfortune
that has befallen their wheat crops
| PrineUiLLe NeWs.
got new safe and here is what he has
to say about it:
Our safe has arrived. Now, dear de-
| linquents, be moderate and careful about
firing the coin in, and above all don't
| step on one another's coat tails. At pre-
sent we are using the cool iron chest as
receptacle for our landlady's butter, but
will throw it open when the coin begins
to fly in. We think the butter will then
be strong enough 10 take care of itself.
The Buffalo Eapress intimated that
Henry Watterson, of the Courier-J Journal,
was '.thick and thin Cleveland man,"
and to this the ''Star Eyed Goddess
gave this reply: "He was never thick
and thin anybody's man. He opposed
the nomination of Mr.. Cleveland in 1884.
OF course he supported his nomination
in 1888, in common with all good demo-
Gratis. He is for his nomination in 1892,
if New York consents. Buff, if the atti-
tude of the New York democracy indi-
Gates that Mr.. Cleveland will be knitted
out of the vote of the state again, as he
was before, it would be suicidal to nom
mate him, and, when the party leaves
Cleveland, it leaves New York. Is this
sufficiently explicit?''
Charley Miller, the veteran miner, is
in the city from his Greenhorn- property.
He reports mining matters quiet in that
camp, also that the Bennett claim is
looking exceedingly well, there being
about three feet of high grade ore. Mr..
Miller will endeavor to start up his smlll
at the monumental mine for custom
work. This is move in the right direc-
ton, and if he succeeds in starting the
mill the greenhorn miners can pack out
a sufficient amount of ore, the net pro-
ceeds of which will enable them to
further develop their prospects, build
roads and otherwise help themselves,
Mr.. Miller has thoroughly canvassed the
whole region tributary to his mill and
feels confident that the mill, if started
can be kept running night and day on
custom ore.-Condon Globe.
Buck skin Joe the king of the COW
boys has arrived in this city and will be
| out on the streets with his three horse
tandem-educated team next Wednesday.
He represents Coburn, Tevis & Co., of
, San Francisco, Enoch Morgan Sons
Sapolio and the celebrated G & S Axle