The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-02-13
BRIGHT BITS.

MISS PRIMA-Mr Plunkett is very brusdue
and short with people. Isn't he a gentlemanY
Mr.. Enthusiastically, fancy. He only calls
himself gent, you know.-Free Press.
WY do you have two beaux on your
string?"
well, you see, Charley is my society man,
while Ed is my steady go-round. "-Judoe.
HE-One kiss is worth a hundred letters.
She-Oh, you're very sentimental
He Oh, no. The kiss, you know, can't be
introduced in breach of promise suit-Ameri-
can SiGtio7ier.
HAS any one sworn to this statement?" said
the president of the company, when the treas
urer presented his report.
mo one but the stockholders, ," was the reply.
-Lolceu Citizen.
WooLr-I think the talk about the Mckinley
bill raising prices is all bosh
Van Pelt-Why so?
WOOL can't raise the price of a drink any
easier than could before.-BrookIyp Life.
THE spark who goes to see maid,
With her young heart to idly sport,
If she engage a lawyers aid.
Can be compelled to go-to court.
-Niagdrd Spray
LORD LIrzENsToN-Gad British noblemen
furnish the money to run your American in
Miss Ayes; but American wives furnish
the money to run your British noblemen-
Life.
YOUNG HusBAND-Well my dear, did you sue
u
Young Wfe-Indeed l did. Such good lnckl
got stove that will never cost cent for coal
The dealer said it was a self feeder York
Weekly.
EDWIN ttenderly touching her tresses)-Sweet
one, let me be like this lovely hair
Angelina (tremuously) - What - dearest
What would you beS
Edwin (rapturously(-An your own.-Pttts-
burg Bulletin
THERE was young man of st. Louis.
Who married a quick-witted Jewess;
He's SO stuck on her stories
That in her he glories,
And calls her Chauncey Depewess.
-Neto York Sun.
MR, GILLyTEs (of Topeka)-Sally, I want
yer t. know Mr.
Mrs. Gallutes Tin a whisper)-Don't call me
Sally in public. Mr.. Gallutesl
Mr.. GGllutes-Wel, Sarah, then. These
women are darn p'tic'lar, Mr.. Upjohns.
THEN, " said Mr.. Tenderfoot, thrlllingIy, de-
scroing his western adventures the Indians
| stole upon us"
"And-what did they dos" breathlessly asked
friend.
Then they gradually stole everything else. d"
-W1ShiRotOn Critic.
Mr.. WIcKwRE -Bickel told me to-day that
| he would have to cancel tie insurance on our
house If Mary Ann didn't quit using kerosene to
| light the fires.
Mrs. wickwire-Perhaps we had better take
| out policy on Mary Ann, don't you Think
Indianapolis Journal
winters day and a muddy street,
lucky man ana maiden sweet.
She hesitates and he tips his hat
bow, Thank you, " and after that
A call Another. A parsons fee
a journey. A year. Aud again We see
winters day and q muddy street,
manly form and a woman sweet.
We see them half by the carriages hid,
He carries cane. She carries kid.
Found Floating.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE-Prisoper Won vera
caught trying to enter a poultry yard at 10
O'Clock last night Did you know it was a rep
rehensibe offenses
Mr.. Gambrill-No. sab: thought hit war a
wooden fence, sab; but hit turued out to be a
barb-wire, sah-Feict.
ROADSIDE BILL (handing back the pie)-
Madame, viii you kindly change this Tor piece
of soap2
Mrs. Newhouse- Certainly; but you can have
the pie too.
Roadside Bil-Don't need it. l wanted the
soap to get the taste of that one mouthful OUT
Judge.