New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-28
THE 1ALG or THE DAY.
AN OLD SAW RESET.
No man e'er felt the altar draw,
With good opinion Of the (mother-in) Law.

| No e'er felt the altar draw,
With good opinion OF the (mother-in) Law.
A long.haIred lank Georgian entered General Nj,
enoopers oce one day s and asked gd foT the gean
stranger wished I'm from Georgia. sah and I~ss
ssn a nvn only I' need capital to help me ~. a
covered q mica mine. The profit on mica sab i
enormous several hundred per cent. WIN you bs
end iii do all the wuk.' The general saw that M:
might be good chance, but was too shrewd to sSss
Tonr plans he hs No am P had v s
i He went to several stove dealers what /, O %.
worth y he asked. He found that the mans ststs.
Of ne rt0s ss.y % mined S Sss INQUIRE, vas n
cheapiy was the answer Is the mica trade stesdy'
thing. thought tho general Finally he asked ss ue
pose a man were 10 land carload OF mica In this civ
what h would Mo Be r soes not ue @
mica In a year., The Georgia mans mica is IN
mined.-tClDcnnati Tlmes-star.
! Saws n medical student Of this city: "New.Yott
Is the Mecca OF students. and guess there 1000
OF them prosecuting their studies In the various
hospitals and colleges here. The training Is vesy
thorough Students ore compelled TO assist In much
OF the practical work about the hospitals and every
part OF practice is open to them The training in most
colleges is purely theoretical with practical iuss
lions occasionally By operations and the like. In TIE
hospitals however, you are compelled to perform the
actual work. for this the course is Of mos
than ordinary value In many ways About 800 studeots
are graduated from the New York hospitals every year,
The Board OF Agriculture's proposed catalogue Of
the abandoned farms In MASSACHUSETTS, Is likely 10 Do
n large and comprehensive document. It has bees
universally agreed that the work OF preparing such
work Should be well done naturally followed. Ap-
precating this conviction, the Board OF Agriculture
An about the ddle OF November that the statements
OF those property owners who NAV be Influenced BY
the appeal Of supplementary circular may ind places
In the acknowledgements Gazette.
@Do educated Englshmen pronounce tongue
.tong'!s is n question which is up for discussion IN
BOSTON. eyes and they are guilty OF even worse
atrocities than that excalm the Brtophoosu
Well. II they do reply the Bntophists, II proves
the pronunciation to be correct by the way, certain
American Anslomaniacs are dropping the final IN
pronouncing words ending in ing. Ana when they
can lug in some remark about man " roonn' for
trawmway they feel like singing the Nunc d.
mittis' for Joy.
"Bumo Politicians Biography.
Weight ten pounds.
Co0tsey- Wootscy.
Baby boy.
Mammals darling.
Papa's little man
Jimmy.
Jim.
james.
Jimmy the kid.
Young Mr.. Brown.
james Brown.
Mr. James Brown.
Clerk OF Election Brown.
Committeeman Brown.
Alderman Brown
The Hon. J. VI. BOWL
James Martin Brown.
Brown.
Jim Brown.
Steenh Ward Brown.
Jimmie the Bum.
WhIskey Jim.
Old Soak.
Coroner's Office" Unidentified"
There Is said to be small religious sect In as
town. tho members Of which call themselves ~ aes'
IL Is composed OF men and women who are marned y
Spirits Every quarrel or domestic problem seF
tied by the same agency the matter being stated 70 tho
spirits in an open meeting Most OF the memoen q"
Swedes.
The Editor at -willbegrate (authcr)1Con,sSse
that edltor He's published that article OF mine an'n
ssls DO y e.. s.rS to 70 m
old custom Of printing contributions without the
authors name attached thereto.-(Yankse Blade.
As nm example or euphemism the verdict OF an
Omaha Neb., coroners jury probably stands alone II
was impaneed to take action on the case OF negro
who had been hanged by a mob, and inter careiui
review OF the facts which admitted, II brought IN
n verdict that the man had been frightened to death
by unknown persons"
restaurant table. Then she buttered large slice Of
ate it by copious bites, glancng about ncf
with the chilling superior air Of one VINO SPEAKS
foreign tongue slight provocation-(Boston Trans
cript.
Saws an American in Venice: The pigeons are
mart OF IT all. and l smart boy scare them'
which bespeaks well for the little imps OF Venice MIS-
Blank patted them under the chin and gave them
nothing. but they were tckcd about the pattlng ana
came in droves 1t is too bad that there are 3oooV
berCars r Venice for they so queery with the poet
ical way You are forced to rave about the place.
Miss Emersonia Russell from Beacon hllIl-pohLf
Won think Mr. BOwles's countenance would arrest no
Workings of the interior mechanism OF horoiIseIx
Miss Caumetia Porcine from Michigan ave. ay Ths
know But | think it would stop q CLOCK INV
Jewellers Circular.
An Episcopal and Methodist clergyman "es '
recently discussing the merits OF their respecu"
Churches. "Well. anyhow remarked tho Eps'ops'
brother as a clncler, eve have the Apostohc oae
cession. That's all right" cheerfully RESPONDED ns
Methodist "but VIC have the Apostolic ProceSs~%
What's that7o queried the other. "wDy inc iAn
erancyn was the reply, (which gives 10 al Jul
churches noble procession Of apostles
Too Spirited for Lovers Use.-Henry-How 90 you
like this horse, Estellel ~ ,,..- hut
Estele--IIe seems TO be a good horse. Henry, vas
think prefer horse that you cal neglect pr ari
without hurting his feelings in the least-Vsomef'
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