The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-02
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The roman in Front OF New York
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New YORK. Oct Sits a civilized
country-at least, we think it is-and yet
civilization doesn't seem to take the form Of
doing tee most good or the greatest amount
of kindness possible. Yesterday, stood by
the Union League Club house, one ofla group
Of five; four were watching one.
IN FRONT OF A NEW YORK CLUB.
She was a woman. or, at least, the rem
nant of one; she had fallen against the rail
| ing Of that respectable institution for old
! frumps size had cut her head badly; there
was a dreadful cash in her hand, and she
was bleeding horribly The sympathizing
crowd consisted Of a gentleman. who had
helped TO pick her up; two curious mes
senger boys, and myself; | wasn't much
use, except in the way of wiping the
| blood off her face; but one Of the boys
| gave the whole keynote to the situation
when he said: "She's a pore old woman
anyhow, Jimmy" That was just it. She
was poor and she was old, and it's just pos
| sible she was drunk; but drunk or sober
young or old, think it was contemplate,
and mean to Let her lie there ON the pave
rnent in the cold and rain. with the doors OF
| the Union League Club closed against her
| while she waited for the ambulance. Il
may be that it was the clubs objection to
admitting women. but very few men will
| get into heaven
UNLESS a WOMAN TAKES THEM THERE,
and l couldn't help but wonder if the rules
| OF the club were so severe that this poor old
| wretch couldn't have been taken into the
kitchen. given something TO eat, been
warmed up, and allowed to sleep for 4 little
bit. | don't think she would have cursed
the world so generally as she did il she had
received this treatment: but 1 suppose the
only thing the club men have to do
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or see that the street Immediately
| in front OF the club house is kept clean.
| Or was it because she was druuki l fail
| to see how that stood in her way-there
have been drunken men in different club
houses, and while half the newspapers and
three-quarters OF the women ars screaming
| for their rights, I do not understand why
among her others, q woman hasn't right
to get drunk. It isn't a nice thing to do.
| It's a very uunice thing. Butt ought not
| to be denied to one when every other right,
| including that special one Of supporting
HUSBAND AND A LOT OF BABIES
| is given to lovely woman. Personally. l
| have no desire to get drunk, that condition,
| but the sight of this wretohed old woman,
whose worst crime probably was that she
| had taken a little too much beer, was poor
old and not pleasant to look upon, and those
sleek. well-fed brutes, for they were that,
! who yawned and looked cut the window at
her, never gave helping hand has made
all the blood in my body boil. | am so
ashamed of them. indignation wastedl
| Possibly. But we women have a wAy 81
being made indignant or happy about the
little things Of life, and, curiously enough,
it's the little things that make the whole
wheel go round smoothly.
woMAN's DEvINELY IMPROPER HOSE.
To go from what is really serious TO
that which is bit frivolous, | must ask.
Have you sesn the new stookipgs!" They
are most diviney improper; they are OF
black silk to just about the knee, and then
they are perfect flesh color, and when
they are on they look exactly as il you were
wearing your garter on your skin, and your
black stocking was glued to you so smoothly
itstayed in place.
NOW THEY WEAR GOLDEN aIRpLEs.
Next 70 these In the way OF novelty ap-
pears the golden girdle, not as it used to be-
and not as 1t Is worn by mere, ordinary
everyday people; but as 1t is made by q
first-class jeweler. and costing something
like $500; it is of the tiny links of gold, lust
such as you find 10 the meshes of a purss.
and 1t hts the finger 80 perfectly that it
gives 1t, be IL ever so stiff, a somewhat
plant air that is most effective. nevor
can see golden girdls without thinking of
the time of Henry II. Of France;
the king had habit o: giving
~ each OF MS laQy loves golden
girdle, until at last they became 50 common
among the court ladies' that the queen
could not help but say, "a good name is
better than gold girdle.n The same rule
might be applied to bleached hair now-a-
days. Even the lady n OF the quarter
world IS striped like The tiger, in he en-
deavor b geG her hair back to its natural
color. for nature is going to be the vogue
this year, and she must initiate even if she
be not Of the gentle people.
am beginning to have u great contempt
now for the average American, be ne man.
woman or child. Aud the reason for this
is, that unlike his French or English
brother. he doesn't know a good shiug
when he sees it. And this country is SO full
of good things! He has keen appreciation
for whisky, a tolerably good
EYE FOR A PRETTY GIRL,
be finds delight in tobacco in its various
forms, but when it comes TO knowing good
plays he is just as far out of ito that funny
little dog that they call in the far south a
tyKe. New YORK has sean two magnificent
productiols--one which | have already
talked about and which is "Thermidor.n
The other is one which is no longer in New
York, but is worthy of more, a great deal
| ,..AN -. -.g.s. Il.