St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-02
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Sioux City Journal remarks: 'erhe
Democratic party has much easier time
than the Republican party; it is content to
do nothing but kick" The Democratic
party is going to have a much easier time
electing its president next year than the e. o.
p. will have in trying to elect their candidate.
s.
During his brief reign Balmaceda expended
S73,0O0,0J0. What valuable member he
would have been in the late billion dollar
American congress.
The Philadelphia Record sees a black
cloud on the financial horizon. Probably
reflection of the scowl on the face of that
young lady whose portrait adorns the new
subsidiary coin.
The New York Herald comes out strong for
Western man for Democratic candidate for
president We thank the Herald. but our
hanks are merely for the sake of etiquette
and social propriety. The Herald was dis
appointed because Flower carried New York
state, and would, doubtless, be pleased to see
some one on the Democratic presidential
ticket who couldn't swing the state in 1892.
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New York Republicans wanted Gov. Hill
to resign in order tina: they might steal the
legislature. But Dave" remains OH guard
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Shuttle the convention cards; st. Paul is
ready to cut for the deal.
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There is but one more convention, and
we'll get it.
The Boston Traveller is worrying itself into
n h rri, 4o,v, I'LL IL
of Minneapolis mosquitoes in June" Oh
mosquitoes are what you are afraid of, Ell?
We thought you dreaded ice palaces.
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Apparently Grover Cleveland is the center
rush OF the Democratic party. No wonder
Republicans quail.
The attention of Gen. Palmer is called to
these charitable words of Horace Greeley: $50
long as the Southerner was in arms he was
my enemy: when he laid down his arms he
became my friend ana brother"
The Chicago Inter-Ocean says that mayor
Grace has resigned from the presidency of
the Grant Monument association" This is
taking a mean advantage of Mayor Grant
during his absence in Europe.
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Miss Annie Besant reports a boom in the
theosophy market. Now is the time for per-
sons long on theosophy and short on COM
mon sense to unload.
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The attention of the Democratic national
committee Is called to the fact that number
of the New York Republican convention
boomers left Washington without paying
their hotel bills St. Paul delegates will
never treat the committee in that style.
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The man who invents sure-thing fly traps
has experienced dull times all through the
past summer, owing to the fact that there are
no flies on st. Paul. He would better go
about 1900 miles due north and invent some
thing for the determination of the ice worm
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Prof. Garner has just published key to
Monkey Talk" This will be useful along
about the time Republican 'spellbinders''
begin TO bloyiate IN favor of the high tariff
BY this sign we conquer: Minneapolis is
with u.s.
A Waterbury watch is known by its works
The New York World sageIy observes:
''You can catch founders along the sound
today" One can catch suckers in parts of
New York city, and a mighty host OF swim
oilers are eternally fishing for them.
The wish is father to the thought when the
Philadelphia Inquirer asks: 'Win Bnce be
unseated?'
There are 100000 red-headed people in
this country, an increase of 100000 since
the passage of the Mckinley bill.
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Having wound up her horse show in a blaze
of glory, New York is yearning FOR cat
show. Before taking any decided steps in
the matter Old Father Knickerbocker should
secure tips from the Consolidated Black Cat
Company of Puget Sound.
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Senator PETER is invited to note the fact
that man i'll Georgia has whlskers six feet
long. and still heroically abstains from poll
tics.
There is perfect understanding between
Blaine and Harrison; they each understand
that the other will bear watching.
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So the earth wobbles on its axis, Ell? Well,
wobble on it. There are some alleged Re-
publican journals not thousand miles from
St Paul that wobble ten times more on their
political axes.
With the opening of congress ambitious
senators wishing to catch the vice presidents
eye will be obliged to step out from the
Shadow OF Mr.. PETERS whiskers.
If Chicago is really hunting for the ma
tional Democratic convention she is not do
ing so with a silver cornet band.
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A prominent movement has been inaugu-
rated i'll the East looking to the changing of
Thanksgiving date from the Goth Of Novem-
Der to the 26th OF October or rather to the
last Thursday in October The agitation first
started among the young men en-
plOyed at the thread, needle and rib
bon counters of leading haberdasheries
of New York aud Boston. These young
gentlemen say, and their reasons carry con-
siderable weight that the short time elaps-
ing between Thanksgiving and Christmas
does not give sufficient opportunity for
their poeketbooks to recuperlte from the
Thanksgiving strain. Especially are thu
arguments of the s. per week class stocked
with the lurid tinge of virtuous Indignation.
1t is thought that if Grover Cleveland would
consent to pledge himself to this reform
movement in trade circles that nothing
could bar his way to an easy capture of the
New York and Massachusetts delegatisns-to
st. Paul.
Dignified silence and naughty reserve are
most admirable characteristic qualities in the
presence of a buzz saw
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To the great Northwest is owing this pres
ent wonderful year of prosperity" Both Of
the great roliticaI parties acknowledge it;