Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1891-03-13
HIS BLOOD euRiFKA.
B1t the Human Race Dids'e Want q

B1t tho Human Race Dida't Want - ID
Purified Fee Nucs.
A dilapidated looking old usaa, VIII
, was chewing saslafr,s root With szs.a
energy, suddenly appeared In ths wptt.
Ing room Of the Eric dspot ac1oo ~
dvor, and - he approached . man VIA
Was waiting for western rain he pailaA
bottle Of liquid from IN old saoi.el n
hs hand and said:
MY friend, you sre looking yahar
about the eyes, which is sure sign that
your blood il in bad state. One bot&3e
1t my blood purifier will restore you u
health and vienr."
Don't want it, 1irr was tho curt
nply:
IAN right. mister, all right. II q
Teller wants to keep On looking yallae
about the eyee VIXEN = pannyoss II II
hand that's his own business. Look
boat the middle Of April you'll b "a
your bsck with spell Of bilious fevsr,
but you needn't lay itup ag;n mo-"
Tho next pezson approached was ~
vesc looking WOMAN about thirty-6vs
years Of ago, who was probably "a Old
maid. ST.
Them yaller stxealn at the corner ol
your mouth denote = torpid liver,
ma'am," ssid the man a. he gave tn
hottie . shake. 'Suthin' right hero e
improve your locks 80 per oeat. in IN
weekn."
''Sir!" ahe demanded, in icy tones.
"Only fifty cents bottle. ma'arn, and
made right in my own house, from herbs
and roots gathered by my own hand.
Just opened the spring campaign, and
the price is only Afty cents Z bottle"
"Goawsy, sir!" sho commanded loudly.
Don't want any, chr
mo, sir!'
"All right, madam-all right. Torpid
liver may be good thing to have about
the house, but I don't think 20. Heres
your pannycea, and II you don't want II
can't compel you to buy it."
The third person was = man with q
marked redness Of noss and rough spots
on his face. 10 was busy with news.
paper when the old man approached and
said:
Zone bottle will cure that nose, OF
money refunded"
"Wha.l Whats THAR demanded tho
man.
And the secood bottle will cause
every roush spot'to disappear. Though it
would be safer for you to take third
Three bottles for @l.25, Or fifty oeats to,
= single bottle. Iwar-
':Look 2-here, you old reprobatel Whal
are you driving atr' exclaimed the p
tent a. he stood up.
II am selling . blood purifier, made q
roots and herbs. It's little early, per
haps, but want to get tho start Of the
buckwheat scratches Ars you drink
ing mani"
DO You mean to insult mo 70 my faoo,
dra Why, III punch your head Tor 4
eeatg'
1T wouldn't do no good, mister.
Here's the only genuine blood parties
in market, and last year I sold 7.oot
bottles of it. nvigoraeee the liver, tonea
up tho bloed, and if can't euro th.,
nose of yours I don't want cent"
"Fll purify you, you old Assaaai1s
shouted the man, and he was peofn4 od
his overcost to do 1t when the depot po.
icemGn came up and told tho old naa
he must 60 out
"Aud not soil = bottle Of my blood
purifier in this crowdT' he asked.
Come, out you got"
"And you don't want = bottle for your
self9 You've got . jandice look. and thi.
ere stuff will knock tho jandics into 4
cooked hat in just fivo doses"
He was led out, and told not to re-en.
tor the depot; but he stood 1t tho doc,
and said to the policeman through tn
glass window:
IAN right, officer, all right. II tn
people don't want my blood purifier The,
needn't havo it. lesthe seasoa 10 puffy
but never 60 asin the law, and IL thers'l
. rampage Of bilious fever next sprine
don't say wasn't around with my pan
nyoea at regular price. New Yoek Sun.