Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1891-09-22

|" Au' 'lAtINif'i $50 u''Ny
~ needn't dattcr their.
y ~ selves that the under.
u sincd n del. On the
contry. Il still live which words was
spoken by Danyil Webster. who was q
able man. Even the old.line whigs of
Boston admit that
Webster u del now. hows-vvr. and bis
mantle has probably fallen into the
hands of sum dealer In 2nd hand clo-e,
who can't Ill H. Lsilstways nobody
pcars 30 h. guln round wearin u 10 any
pcriicler extent. now days Tho rgi.
mint u whom was 1urnel. hnerly con.
cludei they was bctt, adapted a. Home
Garls. which accounts for your not
hoarin ~ me. ear this. where tho bauls
is the ,hickest and where the cannon
doth roar But ~ American citiksn ]
shall never ccase 90 admire the mastery
advance our troor- made on Washin.
ton from Bull Run. a short time ago II
was well dun. ispoke 10 my wife bout
10 at the time Ny wife sei ii was well
dun
II hayin thcrei bin determined 30 Isr.
tect Baldinsyillo nj all haxxuds, and ~
there was no apprehension % any I'm
mejit danger. I thought would go orr
onto pleasure tower. Accordingly ]
pu, on clean Dilcl Shirt and started
Tor washinion. went there to ssa the
Prints Napoleon. AMI not 90 49, the
place. which will hero take occasion to
otSarve II about "a unintsrcsiin locali'
~ a. there L. II IL easy enough % 49,
Why q man gu-s % the rnor hOu-. or the
I.nitentiary. It's bccawE be- can't help
II. but why he should voluntarily go
and live In washinton j. intirely b.
yoni my comprehension. and l can't say
DO fAicr nor that
put up 10 lcadin hotel saw the
landlord and scd. "Iiow dye do
Sguarcr
Fifty cents. sr." was his reply.
Sir"
"IIalfadollar. We charge twenty-five
cents for IooliR at the landlord. and ffiy
cents for sIcakin 90 him. II you want
supper. - boy will show YOU 10 the dinin
room for twenty-five cents Your room
bsin In the tenth story. u will cosi you
a dollar 10 L. shown mp there"
"llow much DO you AZ for a man
brcathin In this ~luinomikal nryunr
scd l.
Ten cents Drcth.- was his rrply.
Washintun hotels are very rrasonabl.
In their charges " B.-This IL sar.
kaeum.
sent up my keer,i 90 the Prints, and
was immejitly usherr-i before him. lie
rcciycl me kindly. and alci the Ia at
down
Il hay cum 10 pay my rcsIccks 10
you. Mister Napoleon. hopin -ee you
hale aud harty."
Il am quite well, he sed. "Air you
well. siry'
Sound as a cuss-' answered.
lIe ssemcl 20 10 pleased with my
ways. and we entered into conversation
to onct
Flows Lewisy- aIed. and he ssi the
Emperor was we'll Eugeny was like
wise well. be sed Then ! aXed him wa
Levi. good providerl did he cum
home arly mites; did he l-rfcom her bci'
ruom at q onseasonable hour with gin
ami tan1yi did he 40 10 ''the Lodge on
mites when there wasn't any Lodgel did
he often hay 10 20 down town 20 meet
fricndi did hc hay a exiensiy aoquaint-
ance among poor young widders whose
husbands was In Californyi Ia all OF
which questions the Prints Isrlitsly re-
plidle. giyin me 10 understan that the
Emperor was bshayin well.
Il ar thcss questions, my royal duke
and most noble Illness and imperials, be
caws I'm anxiou. 90 know how he stands
"A q man. | know he's smart He Is
cunnin, he Il long heied. be Is decp-he
Is crate. but onless he Is good he'll
como down with crash one OF those
days and the Bonyparts will be Busud
up ayin. Bet yer life'~
"Air you q preacher. SIR he inquirca
slitsly sarkastical.
"No. sir. But bl-eve In morality. !
likewis- bleeye In Mectin ilouss. show
me n place where there isn't any Meetin
Houss, and where preachers Il never
seen. and Ill show you aplaoe where
old hats air stuffed into broken winders'
where the Children air dirty aud rags'd'
where gates have no Hinges, where the
women are slip-hoi. and where maps OF
the DEVILS wild land air painted upon
mems shirt bosums with tobacco jcooe'
That's what I'll show you. Let Us con-
oder what the preachers do for US before
We Abooss EN-"
He al he didn't mean 10 abco-s the
Clergy. Not at all. and he was happy 10
see that was Interested In the BonypAr
family.
.Its . crate family" sed J. "But
they scooped the old man In
slow. sirf"
-Napoleon the 0rani. The Britisher
srootei him at Waterloo. lie wanted
10 do too much. and he did itl They
scooped him In st Waterloo, and he
sui.skcntly died at s. Heleny' There's
where the gratsst military man this
world ever projucei pcggcd out itwas
rather hard 30 couSine such man -
him 70 ST. Heleny. 10 spend his last
days In catchin msckerl. and wAlkin up
and down the drcary beach In . military
cloak drawn titely round him. tsee pct
er.books), but 70 10 waA He'd Of the
Armyr Them was his iarst woria 30
he had bin. lie was crate! Don't
wish We had . pair Of his old boots 70
command sum Of our Bngades!~
This pleased jerome. and he took ms
warmly by the hand. -,
Alexander tbe Crate wAs punkins,
ooutinnersi. "but Napoleon ws punkin'
seri Alic wcpt bscaws there wa. nc
more worlds 10 scoop. and then took tc
drniin. He drowndid his sorren In th<
aowin hole. and ths novtn bole was tos
much for him. Il ginerallyb. He under
took 10 give . snake exhibition In hi'