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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
Brooklyn's Newest Industry
RED NOSES BLEACHED WHILE
YOU WAIT.
PERMANENT AND SURE.

A sign conveying this information swings
from the front of one of the prominent build
ings of Fulton street, Brooklyn. In the office
of the establishment / was confronted bv a
middle-aged gentleman, whose nose was not
aarmingly white, says writer in the New York
Telegram.
What causes red noses7'
Drink and sunburn are the primary causes
Science says that the rudy complexion is due
to the increased number of corpuscles produced
by the excessive use of alcohol. The nose
having very thin epidermis or skin naturally
is most affected. Light-haired and light com
plexioned people fall the most easy Victims
How is the bleaching done?"
Il first compel my patients to stop all drink
that is the only condition on wn ca will oper-
ate, | wash the nose with hot water to open
the pores and then apply thick plaster of
paste made of everyday flour and water This
is left on over night. At the end of the week the
nose, unless very bad case, is tolerably pink.
OF course we have cases where nothing short of
new nose would be successful
THE treatment of the nose is not our only
business We eradicate wrinkles and crow g
feet. This is not as difficult as it appears at
first glance, for we simply iron them out The
face is first washed in hot water, it then under.
goes massage treatment, and, after two or three
repititions, the wrinkles will be non est. See?'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
PERSONAL

FRANKLIN MooRE sIsGER, son OF the sewing
machine man, has just married Mile. Blanche
Vanderbilt Moreelain Of Paris.
Ex-KIsG MILAN mas accepted the offer of
S2o0 900 year to keep out Of Servia. and Queen
Natalie agrees TO suppress her memoirs.
CHARLES FRANCIS ADAMS, JR-, who was for six
years president of the Union Pacific railroad is
graduate OF Harvard and thorough Bos-
tonian.
Mn. TAPPING, a British member OF parliament
who died recently, was supposed to have the
| largest collection of foreign stamps any man
| ever possessed.
| RICHARD VAUx, ex- ngressman. now says he
IS not sure whether he danced with Queen
Victoria or not, as he was only q years Of age
"hen the event is SAID to have happened.
Mas. ELIZABETH B. CUSTER is always the
center Of attraction at teas and other social
gatherings. but that is because she has a very
gracious manner and says just the right thing to
| everybody.
President HARPER, Of the new Chicago Uni
versity, hopes to pick up some OF his faculty
ia New Haven. but it is possible that he will Sc
cure one or more professors in Ger many while
| ne IS abroad this summer.
REV. JOHN JASPER of Richmond whose ser
| mon, entitled, "De Sun Do Move" gained him
| wide celebrity, has declined an invitation to go
shall play none of der Ibsen aud Kipling bust
ness" on him.
Mrs. KISSIE RENO, the Nashville authoress, is
the wife of Robert Ross Reno, why comes from
the ROSES of Pennsylvania aud who, with the
Haldemans and Gamer claims share in the
estate Of old Philippe Francois Renault valued
az $2C0,000,0OO.
Mas. ANNIE BEsANr does not like to talk to
people after her lectures her intimate friends
say. 1t is not that her evening task has been
such an arduous one, but because it is the last
Of the many labors that she has carried on dur
ing the day, and she is ready to go home and go
10 bed
Mrs, IGSATIUs GRossMANN (Edwina Booth) is
the only woman permitted to enter the Players
club. When her father is in town and staying
at the club she goes there frequently, passing
through to the elevator aud up to his room,
almost without being seen. She is a very sedate
little woman, and passionately fond of her two
children.
SIR FRANCIS JEUNE, whose recent appoint
ment as a judge in the British high court of
justice and subsequent elevation to knighthood
have given him right to a title, was one of the
aolest men at the bar, and his promotion has
been generally applauded. Although not a
politician, he was one of the organizers of the
Primross league the first meeting being held
at his house.
DIsRAELI was addressing noisy meeting in
the town hall of Aylesbury on one occasion. In
the gallery sat his wife, who laughed heartily
at the gibes and questions which were hurled
against the orator. But when, during some
sallies OF a more offensive character, a lady
who accompanied her appeared distressed, Mrs
DiSraelf remarked: "Oh, it is nothing; he
dOeSn I care: he's a match for them all ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
BRIGHT BITS.

HoLDFAsr-Why do you wear such a sorrow.
full look every week when you count over your
salary? Mine renders me joyful.
Spendthrift-It makes me sad to think how
soon shall be parted.-BOston Herald.
81 WONDER what that nan is doing up that
telegraph pole?" said Mrs. Squildg
Hes after fruit, replied her husband.
What kind of fruit can he get up there?'
Electric currents '-Pittsbltrg Chronicle.
SLEEPING CAR PoRrER-Half doilah more,
sab, if you please.
The Hon. d. B. Hill What,
Porter-Yes sab. Fifty cents fur de gunner
and 80 cents fur de SENATOR Chicago Tribune.
JoNEs-What are you doing now for living?
SMITH live by writing
For the preSs?"
"Oh, no; write to the old man twice month
to send me some more money. '-TerGS s fttnQs.
FIRST EGG-What are you going to do for
living?
Second Egg-I expect to become spring
First Egg-I am going on the stage.-NeD
Orleans Times DemOc! at.
CONDUCTOR, murmured the affrighted pas
senger, whats the matter in the next Pullman
car. Are they having fight in there?"
Worse than that" replied the conductor;
lone of the ladies is trying to tie her husbands
necktie for him. y Ciothier and ur1lisher.
De BANK Lreading cable dispatch from Italy,
If l were that man Humbert | think that
should feel pretty small by this time
i L
Arson I'd fire him. They knocked him clear out
of the box at Pittsburg last Friday Chicago
Tribune.
LORD NoopLEBY-Yes, Miss Astorbilt, love
you, but never could marry a girl who
'guesses'' so much. | do not not like that
Amerlcanism you all adopt, instead of saying,
Il fancy"
Miss A. (bent on matrimony)- my lord
I'll renounce it for your sake
Lord Nnodleby-'rhen FL ask you-will you
be nv wife?
Miss A. carried away with joy)-well,
guess.-Epoch.
In THE WARDROBE My hat, please:"
Here it is sir
That ism { mine -
Excuse me. Here 1t is.
THAT isn't it either"
'"F-,i' QUO. thRol NJ
"What kind of hat is it?"
"A ne" IuaU Wltu white SAX lining. y"
What new hat-at O'Clock ask your
pardon, but here all the new hats always go
away before s. Fiiegende BlGtter
81 WANTED to ask you something" he said,
with a look of much anxiety in his face.
YES" she replied, as 0 sudden smile illumi-
mated her countenance.
u know that what | am going to say may
Il don't think it WILL George"
''Well-your father -"
He likes you very much, George"
Does he? Well, when he lme home to-day
| did he happen to tell you what the score was?
1 came down in such a hurry that didn't have
| time to look at paper. -WGShington Post.
| II THANK you tor the flowers you sent" she
SAID
And then she pouted, blushed and dropped her
head.
Forgive me for the words | spoke last
| night,
Your flowers have sweetly proved that you
were right
| And then took her hand within my own
| And forgave her called her all my own:
But as we wandered through the lamp lit
| bowers
| Wondered who had really sent the flowers
-NelC York Herald.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
AS Eumdrum as Usual.

Eyes, said the man in the cutaway. yes It
was the same old story. He was fineIooking
young fellow. says the Boston Transcript.
ambitious to rise in his profession. the
soul of honor. and entirely without guile,
ana she seemed 10 be gentle. winning, refined /;
in short, all that a woman should be- How
cauld it have been otherwise than that he should
be attracted toward her: He fought against
this passion, but it was useless One day when
they were alone he told bis love- and She"
And she.' broke in one of the party who
had been listening TO the speaker with bated
breath; land she refused him, and he turned
about with groan and left her forever His
life was crushed; he"
Not bit Of it" said cutaway, she accepted
him and they were married Two or three
months afterward, and have ever since lived a
happy, contented, humdrum sort of life"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
Moral suas sion.

A New York Sun man noticed five men on a
bench in Battery park looking f1xedly at lone
man who occupied bench on the other side of
the walk, and when it had continued for seven
or eight minutes and the man had seemingly
fallen asleep, he beckoned to one of the FIVE and
asked:
What is wrong about the man over there 80
Hes trying to blk the crowd"
DO you know him."
NO"
whats bis game? If he isn't right why
don't you call an officer?''
why, it's just re. He chews tobacco. So
do all of us. He wants chew the worst way,
but he afraid to take out his plug for fear
Wen ask for nip, which. of course, we should
do, not having any ourselves. "
But why doesn't he walk away and take his
chew='
Wed put him down for a sneak"
We'll, he's gone to Sleep
All put on, sir. He's only pretending. Wants
to tire us out, you know. but he can't do it. By
and by, when ne can't stand it no longer, he'll
out with the navy, anditll be chaw all around.
That's the rule and the custom, and ne mustn't
go agin it, It's what they call moral suasion,
Sir, and | never knew it to fail. -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
How to XII the Eoodoo.

A solemn, discouraged looking man sat in the
Bingham house yesterday afternoon, says the
Philadelphia Press, looking vacantly at nothing,
and wishing he were dead He was about the
most miserable, unhappy individual in four
states, and he sat there for a couple of hours
before his face suddenly lighted up with pie as
ure. Suddenly he took off his hat, turned it
around three times, aud then walked off as full
of joy as green apple is of cramps. A by
stander asked MIN what caused This sudden
change from unhappness to joy, and he an
Swered.
I've had the worst kind of luck all day.
Everything has gone against m and / couldn' t
understand why until a moment ago, when l
recollected that early this morning / met a
sQuint-eyed woman on the street, wearing
sGraw hat. OF course, that's the worst luck
man can have on the face of the earth. And [
have actually forgot how to kill the hoodoo.
There IS only one way, and taat' to take off your
hat and turn it around three times. I've tried
every other way, eaten salt on my bread at din
ner and rubbing my hands a colored mans
wool. but they amt only one way to kill the
hoodoo that travels with a cock-eyed woman
wearing straw hat and that's to take off your
dicer and turn it around three times"
The happy man wnked his left eye in a know
ing manner aud walked off enveloped in a rain
bow of double-ieaded JOY,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
Among the -Four Hundred,

At private entertainment recently given in
Gotham, T. b. Reed was present. His face, so
well known in Maine and Washington, says
Kate Fields Washington, took several of the
four hundred by surprise
Whom does it belong toy asked one Ameri-
can citizen of another, both wearing trousers.
Most extraordinary looking person. Never
saw him IN our set before. y
Dear mel" exclaimed No. .. Don't know
who that is: Why, that is Speaker Read "
Don't say so. How very interesting: What S
he speaker OFF,
well, you are ignorant by Jove, What he
speaker Of? Have you never been in Washing
tong'
Yes; l went there once to a cotilion.'
Then you ought to know he is speaker of
Mr.. Harrison's cabinet "
As this is a conversation from real life you
won't believe it, of course. But it's true all
the same
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04


As Mr.. Ingalls, gradually sinks into the
misty obscurity that follows in the wake Of
his vanished ''iridescent dream" he grows
a trifle more amiable and somewhat philo
sophical. Healthy exercise derived from a
more intimate association with the tradi-
tional plowshare has brought the erstwhile
acrimonious publicist TO more affectionate
regard for the farmers alliance, and the
deliberate conclusion that ''the greatest
question of the present day is potatoes"
As the nstive faculty Of the 1.-the and
willowy Kansan for raising question has
never been seriously disputed, it is but fair
TO assume that his forthcoming crop of
potatoes will be something simply immense.
Then the thin man has his neighbOrs all
around raising mortgages for him-or try
ing to raise them while he holds them down
at per cent. Foreclosing them is much
easier than fOreclosing a senatorial claim.
But with all bis philosophy and comfor-
table surroundings and prospects for fine
potatoes he refuses to express any opinion
upon the future of his country except to
meditatively murmur: LET the dead past
bury its dead" Can it be that he has no
interest in his country any further than he
can persuade it to take an interest in him.
That would be really undenlably selfish and
no one would like to feel Obliged to sus-
pect the slim and sinewy potato philoso-
pher of selfishness Farmers forbid!
Now we shall soon hear of him as a sun
scorched and sweating granger, haul
ing big loads of hay to town during the
week and going coatless to meeting every
Sunday, with his trousers stuffed into his
boots and his sombrero well aback upon his
head
When hard grubbing and perspiration
shall have sweated some of the rancorous
partisan bitterness cut Of him, possibly the
people may take him up again. In that
event the public will welcome him, even
though he may have but one gallus with
only three buttons to it.
Meanwhile, may the whilom statesman
enjoy vast accumulations of prosperity and
succulent potatoes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04

Should formidable opposition to the Re-
publican party spring up in New Eng
land on the curious ground of discrimina-
ton against that section-the cradle of
republicanism- would not be at all surpris-
ing. Already great dissatisfaction is de-
veloping there over the Mckinley bill and
prohibition of free raw material, and now
the Boston Post declares that the threat
ened order prohibiting the transportation in
bond of goods shipped over the Canadian
railways will, if enforced, seriously cripple
New England's railroad traffic. Score
tary Foster has already declared that some
such restriction is to be tried. Therefore
the administration stands committed to a
line of policy which can but prove unpop-
ular in New England. And New England
has very blunt way of hurting out her
dissatisfaction. Nothing so exasperates
New England as falling to get fair whack
at the commerce Of the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
The Ter Nav Turn.

According to the Ne'C York Weekly. said the
sea captain DO you mean to say that you take
gas right out of the ground, and light your
houses with it?
Indiana Man-Certainly. We cook our food,
heat cur houses and run furnaces with it.
Did you see that done YOURSELF"
"Of course
Partly drunk at the time, weren't you?"
81 never drink. Thousands see it done every
day
Pretty hard drinkers amt they?"
No, indeed. Why, my own wife gets the
meals with natural gas stove"
did she tell you so?"
of course"
Newer knew her to take opium, or anything
like that, did you:'
'Of course not. Natural gas is nothing re-
markable. Why in the world are you so susDi-
cious. not to say insulting when tell you about
it,"
II was only acting the way you landsmen do
when we tell you of the sea serpents and other
queer things we see on the ocean, that all "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
GOV. Hill's Programme.

There Is an impression in political circles
in New York that it is Gov. Hills intention
[ to seek denomination for governor. If
I he should be nominated and elected he
would, Of course. resign the senatorship.
/ He would be in much better position to
carry on a campaign for the democratic
nomination for Presidentas governor than
as senator. As governor be would retain con-
troll of the political machine, and might
succeed in having delegation favorable to
himself sent to the national convention. As
senator he would not exercise a great deal
Of influence in state politics. and his per-
sonal popularity and influence would hardly
be sufficient 10 help him much as a candi-
date for the presidential nomination.
II he should fail to get the nomination
for governor, or if he should get it and not
be elected, he would still have the Office of
senator. Therefore be would not risk
great deal by seeking a reelection to the
Office Of governor.
And if be should be elected governor. and
democratic legislature should be elected, he
would, in all probability, have the selection
of a senator TO succeed himself. With such
power he could bring great deal Of infiu-
ence to bear in lis behalf in his efforts to
secure the presidential nomination Of his
party.
But if the foregoing programme Is really
his he is going to have some difficulty in
carrying it out. There are influential dem
ocrats in New York who are not going to
permit him to carry off all the honors of the
party if they can help it. Lieut.. Gov.
Jones, for instance. expects TO be demo-
cratic nominee for governor, and he has
succeeded i'll getting on good terms with the
farmers alliance, which has been recently
organized in New York And Mr. Flower
wants to be governor He will hardly agree
to a programme intended only for Gov
Hills advancement
But if Mr.. Hill should be reelected gov
ernor and the legislature should be repubh.
can he would have to face a dilemma. If
he should hold on to the governorshiD and
let a republican be elected senator his party
would never forgive him, and would refuse
to consider him as presidential candidate
And if he should resign the governorship
and go to Washington as senator he would
lose all he sought to gain. Not everything,
therefore, is bright and promising in
connection with his alleged programme.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
Another kansas Movem emit.

Lately Kansas has been forging ahead
of New England in the matter of in
PRODUCING all sorts of curious and novel
theories and movements. No sooner has
one fad or ism been fairly launched than
the country is set agape with amazement
over something else altogether unique and
quite as wonderful in its way as the last
Yet they all appear to lack the essential
elements of the practical
Now it is an elaborate scheme for or
ganizing colony on the basis Of the Bel
lamy plan that has been suddenly sprung
in Kansas. Community of interests, the
promoters say, will certainly bring about
perennial harmony and prosperity, and
abolish all the evils of taxation and the per-
picking questions of finance and the con-
tiicting interests of capital and labor with
which they thus tacitly confess inability to
cope with any degree of success.
Former advocates of the so-called
Peoples party" are at the head of the new
crusade, and they want their followers to
merge that somewhat sluggish movement
into grand ebulltion of enthusiasm for the
Mexican cooperative colony, located on the
shores OF Topolobampo bay, and called
Pacific City. That is the same colony that
we have lately been hearing so much about
as disastrous failure. Sull those Kansas
cranks might as we'll work off their surplus
energies III that harmless way as any other.
1t is not at all likely that those who have
anything of Importance to lose would allow
themselves to be drawn into any such
palpably visionary scheme. BY that means
only could the enthusiasts manage to do
any serious harm. Being thus engaged
will at least serve to keep them out of per-
nicious projects in politics. In that way it
will benefit the country at large.
By way of encouraging recruits the
projectors of this new Utopia tell us that
the colonists at Topolobampo bay can "sea
| just short distance ahead of them COM
Portable homes in the beautiful and fertile
valley" But the great difficulty is that
those prospective Comfortable homes" con-
tinue Just a short distance ahead of them. u
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
Bad for the Babes.

With all of its manifold strange sights,
New York is lost in wonder and admiration
of shopkeeper who checks babies and
overshoes and all other superfuities for
female prospective customers who may
wish to wander through his establishment
in search of the always Elusive bargain.
Now there is really no apparent good
reason why women should lug babies
around through the streets and shops when
they 60 out on shopping tours. Such
women constitute a very pronounced
nuisance. If they have no servants nor
older children to take charge of the infant,
why in the name of harmony can't they
leave it with neighbor or the hubby of
the household. even though he has to be
called home from his work?
Leaving the family offspring in check
like conquered king in chess is liable to
instgate riot and disorder in the baggage
room Of the shop, to say nothing of what
effect it may haveupon the young hopeful
piled in wltha mob of other more or less
turbulent spirits in embryo.
Nor can any reasonable person really
blame the babies for being noisy. Every
body knows that a check is somewhat loud
and the infants must exert their lungs to
the utmost to be heard. And there are very
few infant Americans who do not manage
to get hearing somehow.
Still, if women must lug their babies
around with them in public places it is
rather a good idea TO have a convenient
back room in which to chain them up, even
though those having Group and humps and
such things do manage to breathe malignant
germs of their several maladies into the un-
affected lungs of the healthy young Ameri,
cans who have been forced there by crcum
stances over which they had no sort OF
control
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETING-Georgia Historical Society.
SPECIAL NoTICEs--The Seasons Delicacies, al
Fried 6 Hicks Restaurant; Notice to Water
Takers; Card of Thanks of st. MarY's Orphan
Home; Sherbets, Ices, Etc, at Reily's; Hall
Interest in Saloon For Sale, James Lane.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company
Plant Steamship Line.
LEGAL NoTIcEs-Citations from the Court OF
Ordinary of Chatham County.
AUCTION SALE-Commissioner's Sale, by Row
land Myers.
CHEAP COLUMN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Want
ii; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale
Lost; Personal. Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-04

Few people realize how great source of
wealth the cotton crop OF the south is. Ac-
cording to the census reports the south has
received nearly $4,000, 100000 for cotton in
the last twenty-five years. And cotton
brings the cash. There is always a market
for it. The corn crop of the country is a
very valuable one, but in many sections it
cannot be sold, because it is too far away
from market. The price of it is often SO
low that it will not bear transportation.
And the south is gradually becoming the
manufacturer of her cotton. In 1880 she
manufactured only 10000 bales. In 1890
she manufactured SOC, 900 bales, an increase
of fully rs per cent. How many years
will it be before she will manufacture the
bulk of her crop9
And the south is not behind the north in
the increase in the production of coal and
iron. indeed, she is far ahead of the north
in that respect, She is now producing as
much coal, iron ore and pig iron as the
whole country produced twenty years ago.
The amount Of coal the south produced in
1870 was only .. 100000 tons. In 1890 size
produced nearly 100000 Is not the
increase wonderfula In 1870 the whole
country produced only $4,000, 900 tons.
In 1870 the south produced scarcely any
iron ore. In 1890 her production of this ore
amounted to 2,917, 529 tons. Twenty years
ago the production of the whole country
was but very little more.
The south is moving ahead rapidly. The
showing she will make in 1900 will astonist
the civilized world.