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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

When 1t is all simmered down it
will be found that the love Of foreign
luxuries and the "style" that attaches
to their use have much to do with
the Democratic free trade idea. The
labor of this country can't make any
thing good enough for the Anglo
maniacs who would like, however, to
get foreign goods cheap at the expense
of the American artisan who produces
the competing articles.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The following is a very pretty dish for
company tea: First make good lemon jelly
in the usual way. If you have no tried
recipe, the directions on the package OF
gelatine can be followed. Into some pretty
little teacups put a few fine large straw
berries. Turn the jelly over these while
it is still just warm enough to dose. When
you wish to serve the jelly, invert each in
dividual mold into sauceplate, and around
the base of the jelly pour little rich siruI
made with fresh strawberry juice and
sugar Keep as cold as possible till served
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Spokesman: The Big Bend is growing
rapidly. Coulee City, which three years
ago had not even place on the map, is
shortly to be made a money order office.
Spokane rejoices to see these evidences of
progress and growth in the various towns
OF Eastern Washington. All our interests
are identical on this side OF the Cascades
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

In an editorial paragraph yesterday
the HERALD editor wrote Labor
shrieker" and it appeared in proof
slip "labor-shirker. AS the terms
are synonymous the typographical
error was not changed, but purposely
allowed to go as it was.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Press Times: The different coal mines
in the county are rapidly getting back to
their old time activity. The Newcastle
company will soon be shipping out 900
tons daily. Resumption OF business will
be followed by renewed life in other
branches OF business, which have felt the
unfortunate effects Of the difficulties at
the camps.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
This Date in History-July 81.

l55S-Ignatius Loyola, founder $50
Of the Jesuits, died; born N
ligl; he was courtier and NV
brave soldier till made a AK MN
cripple by wounds at the ~ NY
age of 81; then became "A y sAHW
devotee. '"
lep-The Due de Biron, favor A~N
lite commander of Henry fHb[" IN
~, behesded in the Bas- ~< F
tile.
I7i3-Richard Savage THE ,o,,,, vo,cssoy
Unhappy" dramatic poet,
died; born 1893; he was the illegitimate son
Of countess and an earl, spent a large
part Of his life in prison, was once con
demned to death for killing a man in
brawl, and, when petition for pardon was
presented, his own (alleged) mother pro
tested against 1t on the ground that he had
sworn to kill her.
ITT7-Lafayette took a command in the Amer
lean army.
isO3-Captain John Ericsson, inventor, born:
died 1880.
lsa-Abram s. Hewitt born in Rockland
county, n. Y.
lss4-stoneman's raiders defeated at Hills
boro, Ga.
Is7l-Ph9be Cary. poetess, author OF Nearer
Home" and "One Sweetly Solemn
Thought" died in Newport, r. l.; born 1874.
ls75-Ex-P President Andrew johnson died in
Carter county, Tenn; born 1905.
lss6-Abbe Franz List, noted pianist, died.
i@o-Countcr revolution in San salvador; Gen
eral Rivas, with 20D indians, attacked the
capital.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Henri Watterson has Topped over in
favor of the new constitution for Ken
tuOky. This had to be in order to
avoid antagonism with the Demo
cratic candidate for governor, and
John Young Brown is man Of con
victions, who has the courage of them
under all circumstances.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

If Republicans will just quit fight
ing shadows, keep their powder dry
and wait until they see the whites of
the enemies eyes, they will be taking
advantages of the best advice that
ever came from Democratic source,
and which was eminently successful.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

consideration, but there is no reason
to believe that If these figures were
attainable any different tale would be
unfolded.
The census is great eye opener and
is doing wonders in letting the people
know what a great and prosperous
nation we are.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The old shops that four years ago
turned out specious and spurious
canards about breaches in the Repub-
lican ranks and other stuff of that ma
ture are beginning to resume business
at the old stands.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
Carl Pretzel's Philosophy

National Weekly: Dhere vas much too
plainly fellers in Gis vorldt dot hafe lofe
for dheir frendts only in der days of
dheir prosberldy.
When efery feller vas so goot as he vas
expect his neighbOr to been, dhen dis
vorldt would been paradices.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

"My face is my fortune, sir, she
said" is a line from the old song that
all have heard. Langtry can appro-
priately sing it since she got $4,000
for having her face disfigured by a
British "nobleman.?"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The rose is fashioned with silk, muslin
or sateen, the outside petals being rather
fiattened down. to be secured to the ground
with loose buttonhole stitch in embroid-
cred silk, chenille or tinsel, as shown by
the thread left loose at the top of one of
the scallops.
The leaves, in either velvet or plush are
veined and outlined with the rope stitch,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

which also edges the fiat stems. One part
of the foliage illustrates how it has to be
tackled to the cloth or cashmere foundation
before being decorated The buds, too, are
raised and shaped as true to nature as pos
sible. This spray is suitable for the cen
ter of a pncushion and as bordering fol
valances etc
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
THEY SAY
Takes Something Else

Walla Walla Union Journals: There is
a new publication started in Pennsyl
vania, called BRAINS" which is designed
to assist newspaper men. 1t takes some
thing more than brains to get out news
PAPER.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Among the trusts that need smash
ing is the SIN God We Trust" one dol
lar when it is only IS cents.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

1t is not only in socks that Jerry
Simpson is an economist. He even
uses the truth quite sparingly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

even cheated the heir apparent to the
throne, and nobody in America seems
to take on about 1t little bit.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

The Worlds Fair is a pretty big
thing in every particular Even the
salaries of the officials are immense.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

Eastern Advertisers The I, special ct Nat. at
ern advertisers is called TO the FAIRHAvEN
HERALD as a judicious advertising medium
Heretofore no foreign advertising OF any de-
scription has been received.
ContpactSl received through all the re-
ohsi ooeo, spOnsible eastern advertising
agencies.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31

A large stock Wool Dress Goods.
A fair stock of Ginghams, Sateens and other
Wash Fabrics.
A large stock of White Goods left
A good assortment of Table Linen Nap
kins and Towels.
Some Honeycomb and Marsellies Toilet
Quilts.
Lace Curtains and other Window Draperies
Only limited quantity of Muslin and Sheet
ings left, which is being sold out rapidly.
Come and get some while you have chance.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-31
The Bankrupt Stock
SAUL kROIk1
MASON RI OCK FAIRHA VEN
ARE STILL IN 1T

And in order to get out of (Which do offer for
this week GREATER INDUCEMENTS than Ladies
who have attended our we'll how cheap sold goods
But the entire stock Marked Down per cent Still
oer as we would much rather sacrifice the stock and give the
public benefit than keep paying high rent and other large
Expenses
Notwithstanding the big rush having daily still have
a large stock to dispose Of
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
BRIGHT Bits.

MANAGER AT THE DIME-What's the matter
with the bridge jumper?
Attendant-He stepped Of the platform and
broke his ankle. Minneapolis Journal.
HE-Another piece of sugar. do not think
would like to BE- the sweetest girl in the world.
She-Why ,pdt?
Hell prefer being next to the sweetest.
Boston Budget.
AN OBJxCr LEssoN-Teacher, holding up a
card with the picture OF cat printed on it:
what is this JacobG'
Jacob Whose father keeps a cheap restau-
rant( "A rabbit, sir Philadelphia Times.
ROBERT, dear, how do you suppose those
dozens and dozens of empty bottles ever got
into the CELLAR"
why, I do not know, my dear. never
bought an empty bottle in my life. '-BrookINn
Life.
FASHIONABLE TOURIST (wiping his forehead
| on the Alps as he suddenly turns round rock
just to think Of I'll Here I've climbed 5000
| feet up the side of this mountain only to meet
| face to face one OF my heaviest creditors.
| Fiiegende Bdtter.
LITTLE GIRL very much excited rushed
into the parlor, which was full Of company, and
| exclaimed:
ANNA, just think of itl'
''Think OF what, darlingf"
"Our cat has whole lot of twins, and
didn't even know she was married. "-Teros
! SGings.
INveNroR-O the fatality Of things! Here
| have an invulnerable. atmospheric, spec
| tacular, retroactive, non-reverberating, nom
| oscliaCory watcn, perfect in d tail and meehan-
| ism: and yet lam almost starving.
FrienG-Why don't you cell the PATENT
| Inventor-1he fools won't buy It. just because
| 1t won't keep time.-TeGelers' Circular.
| my SON" said New York merchant, At
| should think Miss Flutterhy would go back on
yon, and she is considered quite an heiress,
too
| why, father" inquired the dude, SHOULD
you think that Maud would trife with my affec-
| tions?"
Because you get yourself up in such an ex-
travagant style You dress too Loud"
! Yes, l know you think so; but you never
| take into consideration the fact that Maud is q
tritie deaf That's the reason that dress loud.
| Ierds Stftin0s.
"wHAT pity 1t is that women do not wear
| feathers" remarked New York society man
| to friend
| "They do"
"But mean feathers growing all over them.
| as in the case with canarles and parrots"
| why do you entertain such sing Ilar wishf'
| You know birds mott several times year,
don't MY your y
| they don't sing:"
| Just so.
| "Well, I've got sister who is training to join
| church choir. "-Terds Slftfngs.
| THERE was a brilliant party at the residence
| OF one of the most prominent state officials at
| Austin, Tex. OF course, there was dancing
aud music. Hostetter McGinnis and Miss
| Esmeralda LoEgcof1n were also present.
| Neither of them dancing. Trey were seated on q
sofa, talking, when suddenly HoStetter placed
| his arm around the waist of Miss Longcoff1n
and gave it a hearty squeeze.
| What do you mean, sir?" exclaimed the in
| digDant maiden.
There is no harm in it. can't dance, and !
don't see why those gentlemen on the floor can
| hug the ladies' and not do 1t, too"
The apology was accepted.-TerGs Sutin0s.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
Dread of Disgrace.

Because her husband brought suit for
divorce against her Plttsburg woman has
recently made several futile efforts to com
init suicide. Though there is in her attempts
quite as much as suspicion of spectacular
melodrama TO elicit sympathy she still
vows that she will kill herself-if the case is
not withdrawn.
AS a prstext for oil OF this sensational
hippodroming she assigns the somewhat in
congruous excuse that she could not bear
the disgrace that the essential revelations
in such a trial would bring upon her.
Apparently she has no particular regret
for her shameless conduct nor sorrow
for the wreck she has so ruthessly
made Of the lives of her kind and in
dustrious husband and innocent baby
son further than to lament thai she was
found out and is subjected to general ex-
posture. Hypocrisy of the most base char
acter she is not particularly ashamed of.
But she breads exposure to the public con-
tempt that she certainly merits. Surely a
strange deformity of the moral sensibilities
While her conscience is apparently quite
callous b r vanity is keenly sensitive.
Degrading herself in the vilest manner
does not constitute disgrace from her point
of view. Exposure is regarded as the dis
grace. Many of the morally weak as we'll
as the designedly wicked manage to so dis
tort their moral sensibilities as to delight in
any degree Of vice aud degradation in which
they may indulge their native vulgar de-
pravity so long as they are not discovered
But the weakness Of character which makes
them an easy prey TO depravity also divests
them Of all the courage necessary to face
the consequences and live down the Interior
| effects.
Coupled with an utter lack of laudable
purposes these conspicuously nugatory
traits are the chief consributory causes
which render such characters utterly con-
temptible.
Such thing as looking to the cause
which produces so unpleasant an effect ap-
pears to be wholly overlooked by these peo-
pie. If they would avoid the humiliation
of disgrace the proper prevention is to reso-
lutely avoid any action that is Of a disgrace.
full character or tendency.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
FoOling the Flies.

One or the best stories Of the late William J..
Florence was told by that ever gem al gentleman
himself, says the New York AdUe1 tfser
In company with Joseph jefferson, Charles
w. Couldock and a number Of other congeniaI
spirits ne was spend ng several weeks Of the
salmon-fishing season under canvas on the
banks Of the MIrsmichi. Fish we're scaroa hut
| the crop of black flies was large and imposinp
On favorable days they came into camp and
literally raided it. There was nothing to do but
| take to the woods and envel0p one's self In the
stlnlng vap rs or a smoke, which is a small fire
punt OF damp leaves and tinder. The bite of
the black fly is something that hlunts ones
memory 1t ism { felt while the lsect Is getting
| in its work, but the flowing day its scene Of
operations is marked by a swelling resembling
door knob. To keep Off this winged pirate
during sleeping hours, the party anoiuted its
several countenances with an ointment which
smelled unto heaven and answered. its purpose
admirably.
One evening Florence's supply of this CON.
venience ran out, and he turned in without
taking any precautionary steps against tha
gentle black fly. Within the next two hours
several thousand or them casually dropped in
and made things warm for the comedian Hs
stood 1t as long as he could, arose. stole down
to the shore and began to huuJ through the
oeaehed canoes In the hope that a forgotten
bottle of ointment might be lying around
among them. The night was very dark and the
search was q laoorious one. Finally his hands
closed upon one OF the lonR-sought bottles, The
cork was OUT 10 a minute, and after thoroughly
covering Is ia Q, neck aud shoulders with the
contents the comedian stole back to his tent
Just as he dozed away 1t dawned upon him that
the odor OF that fly preventive wasn't lust what
1t used to be.
The next morning when Florence came forth
TO breakfast, there was a shout from the az.
sembled campers that made the tent poles
rattle. S'0S
He was a perfect reproduction Of that mn.
scum freak known as the Leopard Boy, :" and
when they showed him his face in the only
mirror in camp he Joined in the howis
n las aI Id.
bottle with nice, new shellac varnish used in
repairing the canoes and Florence had lighted
on it.
Charley Couldock,'' he would say in con-
GLIDING, tried to make me look like Christian
again by rubbing of that varnish with handfuls
OF sand, but the sand simply stuck in the var
nish, and do you know, sir, for the next two
nv face - FN-S "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14

Here is a fair specimen of the frivolous
arguments advanced in favor of the vari-
GUS congressman as candidates for the
speakership just before the selection of
Judge Crisp. This is from the New York
Metropolis !: NV hats the M after with a
fair-complexioned toiler named Cummings
to be speakers It is true he was only an
orderly sergeant in the black nights and red
days of the war; but, an orderly sergeant
with fusil in his hand, at the front was
worth a dozen brevet brigadier generals
when the war was over. The enlisted men
ought to have a show in congress as speaker.
Amos j. Cummings would make a model
speaker. He can read, he can write, he can
spell words Of six sylla6les, and he knows
the Pentateuch better than any Jew; the
Books OF Kings as we'll as any Episcopa-
Ian; Habakkuk and Malachi as the
Rev. Talmage of Brooklyn Matthew,
Mark, Luke aud John as an ultramon-
tanist; the Eristles of Peter, Paul
aud Timothy as the learned Paul
lists at Rltisbon. and the Apocalypse as the
eloquent DR.. Dee rs. Amos-which means
live in high mood-isa lovable soul. Make
Sbi OLlO ldsu AOT fAiJlOS LOT speaker OF
the Fifty-second congress-" Everybody
will willingly conceds to Congressman
Cummings ability of no mean order. But
that doesn't essentially institute fitness for
presiding officer. According to the above
writer Mr.. Cummings appears to have
every other qualification except the indis-
pensable judicial mind and familiarity with
parliamentary rules. That makes out for
him thorough qualifications for Sunday
school superintendent. But there is very
little in it to At him for a calm
and capable presiding officer of a parlia-
mentary body. Though this suggestion was
probably not intended quite seriously it still
serves to show the frivolous grounds upon
which political preferments are often based.
such specious pleas are altogether too
freuuent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
Pronibitlon women eez Pardon.

1 REOQlOlttOn Om6Q 6GK EaTQOQ.
Peculiar complications have developed
from the recent whence of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union OF Kansas
at the town OF Madison Women who
called themselves Chr stians recently COM
pletely wrecked handsomely fitted drug
store there merely because the proprietor
kept alcoholic liquors for use in his business
without tn 'ir consent or approval.
Now that he threatens to prosecute them
according the laws they have violated they
have seat to the governor Of the state q
dOleful appeal for "a few dozen blank par
dons" that they may pardon thems Ives and
AVOID the penal les # their unlawful acts as
soon as they are convicted
Issuing pa dons by the gross IN blank
would be an entirely new departure for any
governor to take. Besides they have
fiasrantly destroyed that ma 70 property In
direct violation Of law and it is only Just
that they should be punished for it. Inn
prisonment and heavy fine is the legal pen
atty for the offs 49,
Ii women deliberately turn outlaws and
maliciously injure other people they should
take the consequences. Many a woman mas
ueen severely punished who did not deserve
it half 50 much as these do.
Because they choose to object to some
particular object that is no reason why it
should be demolished Others have an equal
right to approve Of it without mourning
| violence.
We're violence administered to those
women by every one who disapproves of
their unreaSona5ly Incorporate and OBJ
trusive methods of procedure they would
have all been dead long ago. Blu; they are
freely accorded perfect liberty of thought
aud speech, and they straightway take sd-
vantage of it to in slme way damage every
one who fails to agree with their immoderate
| views.
II they desire to be treated with con-
sideratiol they must observe s)me degree Of
consideration In their conduct toward
others.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14

The MORNING News is on file at the following
plsces, where Advertising Rates and other in
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
index TO INV ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEErISes-Clinton Lodge No. 81. F. and A,
NJ; German Friendly Society.
AMUsENEST-Emma Juch in Tannhauser at
Tbeatsr Dec, IL.
GRAND SPECIAL DISPLAY OF HOLIDAY GooDs-
At Lindsay & Morgsns.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULKs-GeneralT Transatlantic
Company; Ocean Steamship Company; Balti-
more Steamship Com any
LEGAL Naturalization for Distribution.
AUCTION SALEs-French Candy, Horse, Wagon
and Harm IS, by j. H. Oppenhem & Son.
HorEL-The Morrison House, Savannah. Ga.
PANTS, OvERcoATs, Erc.-B. H. Levy & Bro.
USEFUL AND APPROPRIATE CHRISTMAS G1Frs-
Falk Clothing Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; E npoy nent Want 3D. For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
lightly Eandy for a Thirsty Man.

presume the story about how the man got
his jag by lodging back and forth over the
Mexican border is old, but it is too good to be
lost. says writer in the Chicago Press:
The man in the story had a United States
silver dollar, and being in Mexico when he felt
the desire for drink, he entered a saloon and
called for IL, throwing down his dollar In pay
ment The oarkeeper looked in his till, aud
seeing he had no change said:
Ses here, mister, l have no small change
but there is a premium of 10 per cent. ON your
money here, 50 II / give you Mexican dollar it
Will make us ever"
the customer was satisfied and was soon
again over in the states. Once more becoming
thirsty he went into a sa ON, and, strange to
say. the same thing occurred at this place.
Inc Keeper had no change, but there was
premium on Mexican money. so he gave the
man silver dollar OF the United States mint.
So far, then, he hal had two drinks and they
had not cost him a cent.
He thought the scheme was too good NOT To
be worked and he kept at it all day.
lie accumulated a beautiful Jag" by night
and went to bed with an American dollar In his
pocket. the same amount he started with.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-14
Too Trusting.

Down on South Broadway, standing beside a
stairway which leads upstairs to the Office OF
an electo-medical company. says the New York
World, there stands little glass case in which
IS displayed the life-size figure Of human Leg
from the thigh down
The other day two very well-dressed young
men were standing in front of the case. Two
or three other peol DE were looking over their
noise.
Finally one young man said to the other,
very solemnly:
In five minutes that leg will begin to move. -
His companion looked at him very wisely.
pursed his lips and nodded his head Then they
both walked away.
The other people stood in front of the case
Tor bah an hour waiting for the leg TO move
suddenly thought seemed to strike one of
them Then the same thought occurred to
another member OF the group. and so, one by
one, they silently moved away