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Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
Yrolog peo Torjparsior:
cnin9ens Bazaar I &ri=
ittanta Is. Voo. 1890.

9aaa er be Stfaat fra fromme 6reosdpoit tile
On 8ri9sbegeiitrin9 C9 om SIa9 paa
Spero2
Spao er bet 8arueinnt al borne Nrno
ON SlagsmaalsIplter og ON 5rrieIsia9ter2
Gil ri ba Glte SLENDER til Solmgnu9
90 frpoe Eret peo &auuHers 3rpn?
gil pi oa Ipfte Sitingtioeu5 8amuer
Gil Serjiu9stos mob Sutier % Gormonner?
Rel, pi oil lfjGrme finn bort e9et GUS
Ytoo Slapbeps 5orialo % MOB RansmGnos
NHgreb!
90 ri oil itprie TIN Dor llu9oonls Grur,
On eu9ars forores, ben Dor 6reo ital uerue;
90 ui oil ian,lc fuu, buao Der bleU iplittet
s iHore 5ueOra9t unoer &umpeu5 Nar,
90 9ienoprette, buao Der Tor ioripmtes,
9ieus &olitifens SiufelIlaite tpEltes.
Sc finger imutt, De tiGlue @ootfipbsiraier
On 8rooeriiGrli9beO % &erOen5ireo,
ON SolosiftsOomme, iuut ital itjle 5rGtter,
90 ferries StioIo mob pages Cueriait.
Set finger imutt - at rGtte uueH 6aanoen
90 mBoe &rdu meo &rt, og Wld8t meo Orb.
Yicn 9ipet bp9ges Ell pau Soedler,
90 Seroeuspronei Gnores ei peO 3aler.
9uer ben, iom op9ir feigt og ilapt fig ielp,
aampen for 8iIoGreIien 9aar uuoer;
90 bopr bet fprer for Station % 2ano,
Set fan ri IGie paa Stitoriens SlaOe.
9e fan ps meloe: Cant ct 5olf / 3p5
so ofreo 9rafteu5 So for 5reoen5 Ealrne,
Zen 5reo, bet fiji, bar 5rcO al ANDRES Made,
90 for oens 8arigbeo fit ANDRE raaoe.
&i bar / riseit Maal ugOt 6ribeOs 2ptte,
90 al oens line 9rpgbeo op5iet iuO,
Sar oi ior9lemt, ben uauote5 tuu Crib
90 laot oens 8oluert Steu for Sten for
ialoe.
Stal Ri oa ie bets liolte 8ieIter iuinoe
% tis9e Staaniel ioran Spermanos 3pr,-
Sfal pi oa lG99e aabne bore SDiter
8pr bper en- Solosmano, iom ct Strauobug
lpiter?
gtei, ON hi eliter 2anoet, buur ri iUoteS
90 bprte Sauet lfpnlpe lan0SnleO Strano
90 iaa BET 9~rpnnes opao Sal % 9ier,
2il 5ieloet reiite fig meb &am os 9ino,
Ss ON hi itplte or at 5Gores SurO,
9ens Sasn % Sanse, 9rDmlne Og 8e,
briiter,
Si ofrer for oers 6pripar, buaO Oi m9gter,
5or fri at ItiGure ben til 5renttioS Sle9ter.
Oct er bet, iom ui bill. Si bill, at SRren
| Stal bore mer emo Salz StaS paa Gapir,
90 at Soloaten, uaar oct Nluor gjGlber,
Sfal tlnlte Haas, Ell llogtes neo ipm &oRg.
Si oil ba' &aaben ~ ei til &rtgsmanpprer,
Mleu fun til Seluforipar / Sareus Stuno, -
Si pil-troO8 lti0re Sobers 6ierrinss 5aler-
9a' &rrOt til StiO og 9pi / 2Irienaler.
Sort 9auo er tile tort % rigt lon andre,
YPen iaa iorfomne er pi enonu e,
Si ei bar Jiaao at oerge ON Dor Diet
90 bGpoe 5ribeOS glrO ira bore 5ROre.
vi bill ei fjepbpit tappes meb DC ltore
Masies9 iuituiuger, / Yrunt og gra9t;
Wien pi pil pie. or bort Sano END minore,
8arn er Den Slo, bet tGnote / bort SnOre.
Chi bel ri ueo; ital 5reoenS Spsler tribes,
Stal 5ribeO blomitre, o9 Ital 5remIfriot gro,
Get tun Tan ite hos ct iefuit9nbigt 6olf,
Com raar for e8en Grlno o9 e9ue gOue.
Esprit 2~anoetS 5oripar, - oerfor
otl ot<Gmpe,
90 bar ui gilleu, ifal ri WtaaIet naa.
Bet CT ben 3ro, iom ltai Dor @jerning bore,
I'll Sle9teus Gaun % samle 9torges 9Gre.
&riitofer &auOers.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
gPeOicol qotc. spotone So. gsoih.

Ser or ~ a 10 Sfanoinauer. Si fi en- no
dlGrtet got NuIius iaar; men 90 pi bapoe ct
eaorli9t gm iiiur, bar BET bel beolt at bape
hot Snpcrlinq. Speben er blot 40 gts. pr.
Salbe, iaa man blir lille rig al ben, men
Sapren CT 80 a 30 Gents pg Den GAP rige
6oio, iaa ri iaar moi at lepe al % liot iur
Nrbeloct o9ian.
WORT HrGit bar hi lille, men aoltini9e
Nnlrrltanerc beieser os al og til.
Sor Sp Meoicln Gate bar2 9rpappes 8n.
fier, 3 Groceries, 2 SmeOter, Ell Mpbelbu
u, en- 6otograTlt, en- Suaumager og 3 Ga.
l00ner, Sngcn 6prretuingsmauo al oisie er
'0rltr, inotagen 6otp9rufiten; en- glrpbcls
Etolrr cr iueuif.
"ath'er' AuIdncen % Nrbeioeriorenin9en
slaE igen ReS &lGmpeitrIOt; De bar 5or
e'll8 Uolgt aoltiaige gicOlemmer at Sta
'''S Scn8res, p9 bar lin egen glois for at
op'Ole Solicit % tolbe Ole meo De gamle
@'d9leOere / 9oIititen. 6. g.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
@arlina. Yreihp 60. q. Yaf.

$1,000 1917 >~
Set bill maalte interesiere "Ypiten1s Soc.
iere at iaa bore. liot ira os paa ben berpmte
Giour 8eierpatiou. CARING err 40 Niii peit
fra Chamberlain. omtrent so Nil p%ltenfor
SAB ganbs, buor Snoianerne boloer paa at
iiGnnps, men bibtil bar ri lille bait np9en
Srp9t for Dem, men beriom bet ituloe bore
iauOt alt, bpao pi Yer guiierne, iaa er oct
NOT pna 8ioe, at pi iaar bore Stpbepaaben /
SrOen. Selo bar oi lille port mango MI,
men oi er lopet 20 Sitter c9 Ammunition fra
Chamberlain, oe meb bpao ri bar, lfal pi
prppe at mootase 8gobuoerne paa oct Sebite.
Ser CT in9eu Of Settlerne, JON oil iprlaoe
fine Claims be lpretrGtter at itaa en- &
nico benz beller emo at iorlaoe fine SIem.
vi bopoe SulttrG hos Wir. 9ien, % Der
bar o9iao Ell 20 Snoianere. iom oeltp9; De
Snoianere, ipm leper Der pmfriua, er notiaa
otnIigiinoeoe.
Y. @tlbertioa or uonGpnt til Yoits Meiter
teorling, oct eneite y. 8. | Gountpet.
Soften" ta9eS al Ian9s % Slcre fons
Hcr. gn Nbpnnent.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
Or. 0eters "&mrifo".

Seq unoertesueoe bepioner berueo, at
ies par aloeles ncpstis til at uaretage
mine oa9lise Spsler paa Gruuo al, al
ies itabis leo al SuueopiHe, ilet 5urOst
elle os Smerter for Srpitet. Men eiter
at baue brust tire SLATER "&urito" er
ies M aloeles belbreoet, for bpiltet iee
berueo ailaeser Or. 5abrnep min moer.
li9lte 2afliselie.
0lrs. Warsretbe Gssen.
Seeorab. Soiua.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
gsmOipr. etntsman So. 81. TOT.


Se5 Ear enonu ingeH 8repe feet | Ylaoet
,au SIHtsntan County, men oct er bel paa
"''ao az, at Der er iaa iaa Stanoinaper Der.
4 2%SlnoIor Tan ri life tlaae cper Sioerne,
,HO'' ont pi ior lGuse iioen bar opsipst Saa,
o' ON at able 20 a 30 Yuibeis Spepe pr.
"'''' men ri bar DOG | DC ienerc siar aplet
u 10 Sulpels NO. | hard, o.. ba Irieu
" goo SOAR oct 10 NOT. Te Helte 6armere
4p o1ltaHet 6aar; Der or / CONNER blepen
%Vl'rt orltreHt $4,000 Stpiier til Stuts.
mon County.
SlnLeren bar biotil pGret ~aiGbpanlie milo,
wv" Sne' % meset lioen Srpit.
S@lo9eostilitonOcn er upmGrtet.
PaaoErOe at ic en- bel lei siauoigaper
u 6oraartt, pultcr jes "2ssprab,Y 30.
''''S SHiere ct acSt &ptaar.
Sans Sdueion.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
SafTgeGeSbrep

Seq llnoerte9neOe uil berueb meO
5amemmeligbeO beuioue, at Or. 8eters
"Suritu" bar 9iOrt ct unoer paa min
SelbreO. Seq leo at SopnlDs6eo %
Ell u%ailaoelig 6OueOpiue, llet 5oroGielic
% ingen Appetit, liant uar uopgtil til
9lrbeioe. Otter Brusen al ire SLATER
"Surito" er ieg NJ bel6reoet ug ipler
mig iulbitRROig friit.
Sesper y. g., @inneibeif County,
Soma, ben 4oe December 1880.
SObn 6. Stenne.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
D OF, bar en- Zen.

Der tGnter paa at beige Ell Gel al
9anbet, bppr malariite SDabomme
enten / 6Orm al Chills, Fever eler
Bilious Remittent er a~lminoeliae,
builtet piloe pare bet beoite Raao, on
fiuOe giUe bam? 8i ital ii9e Dig bet
at bringe meo, eaer tie6e peo On
tOmiten, Oct fraitise BeitDtisliesmiooel
Soitetter's Stomad 8itters, tienot
ouernlt / malariite Resipner. Der o. /
andre 9auoe, JON bet beoite Mioosl ttl
at aiuenoe oenue miasmatilte 9eit o.
bergpe ben oens goelRsgenoe Snoaps
Belle. Site alene bei9iter oct Spitemet
peo at iOrsae bets Mobitdnosfrait, men
operuincer llreselmRsiiabeo / 5Orogiel
fen. 2eueren % Snoooloene, o. Opers
anitrengelie, entelt lesenilig eler aanoes
Zig, paacraset peo Strabaoier / baarot
Seir eller peo nitior meset it~iQeIiboenoe
girbeioe, peo Mansel paa glppetit sler
Rerpsiitet. 5oro9ielien, @aloeaiion,
orinasn og Ssonen opbjRtpes upsrs
maaoe meset peo bette Miooei. (Sm.)
f @~AN
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
gano tlialoS!

$1,000 GereS goot 6armin8IaHo I BGrrOs
9onnfp. @ls., ct tiiiaigs. Oct er beliggen 2
HRr 3 SernbaHer, oer gisnHemifjGrer Coma
tiet. Oct iGl8es for ira 2 tfl 5 3oaar5 pc
Acre, &un en- 3re6ie0el %ioHtant, Neiten fan
betales / Here aarli9e 5ermiHer.
9 bette Gomttp CT Si1riteparten al Sub
bpSgerne 9oromGu0. Oh Oct iialoe Uere on
iieligt, ON flere pilOc ,outmt og bOi9tte iia
her. aom o. beis goa0et, oa oil 3 gleHnem
De btroRrenoe farHiere inbe. at bette er q
nomGr,et goot Giltriit, o. Der CT liar gOoi
Tor NrbelDe ON 8iutereu.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

Goleraeu fraper talrise Dire
Guatemala. Suer $4,000 Ysriouer er
ansrsbns. % | 8pea Guatemala er /
aSbet al ipp Tiger iOrefaIot 1900 Dos.
falb at &plera.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
correspondence.

s.,-erorsaneer ussn Havn % aeresi, iaass 10, mins-
., sulrn III, b, tlir lite enaans e~icuntmIsite al Rts
,,,,or,u. warnst pii ifts btip, ofiertIiasiort. m,ss
piusrs p~ssiommsnbt scrrtiporeeut sHiter et, men A'
~tattiensn mao baps RouHsi % Asresisn.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

Seq leo ! omtrins to Maaneoer al
3enralsia % @istimerter, Giterat ies
lorajaues bauoe foriest me9et, blep ies
iuloitGnbi9 belbreoet peb at BRUCE ct.
Satobs Ollie. Us. 8. BED, Oberlin,
&anias.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
Sanoet j9laes

Deb 6. 8. Sirano, Barron Gin, Barron
Gountp, isis, loBI oil piie ~2aHoipsere ON
paa Qanost iii hpiltenIombelit 5ie, be inos
timber iis, o. bem9ries: ingeu Gmi. ininser
for ajgbere er at b,tale / sommlion; 1eeb
os 9ontrai, bliper uoF9rt 81 fra Soueoion.
ioret e1er ! 9aui OF Barron peo 2. o
Etrduo.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

Souas Gle % Yrofesior Biptt e
inouotereos iom MsSlemmer at Cote
borgs yetenskaps- och yitterhetssam-
Sta 81
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
gllt 0ano

sr Sioplnno. on esrior sr guisu iorItlenig
ali eiier y9r5ieu al 9os. geO % 3ies, mer
pan en- tor Del al gnnOet, bar AoRpaHie'
iat Yrlien me1ei lapt; bet Ter no III, at Bet
lie bar haff iulOitRnDioe Gplusuiuaer oerom
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
'Soo"-Line.

3enne SerHtaae gjeunenii Rrer 8 9oua
ihips at BarrrH 6onHip; her er aitiaa c;
uom9rlet Aif;lbu;HgspaHtt ior laaiom: 8eD
3ies; oisie Barer beiale5 iuntaHl paa Steoei
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

5pr SumS. JOr en- ct. Sernbaros.
banS betalts en- Mono / Trris iOrieSsn
$4,000 5rancs.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

Sprn ifriser eiter
Yttder's Gaitoria.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14

Bora ffriger etttr
YitGer'S GaRorta.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
Som hrar,

3on itrar,
J nprIie Rruo. Der CT bet beoite 2aao, iom
Inoes. os ieS oil sisre nit StoSte, for at
itaiie Goer soot 2aHo
Hiuetten
ira CT. Baul til Barron. gsis, icItrr $a25
GOA oper goo Serubanfn. o. fppr otter
G. 4. STRAND,
2.l7.2S BARRON. WIS.
Decorah-posten., 1891-01-14
gicrpes Suoobco furerci.


St. Eaght, Snb.. 1870 Gttbt. 81
Sea beDibu,r bego,o, at iea uar nt1tt iuag os
nioos | Acre Naantber, iaa ieg hnoe Ute iope
eaer arbtios. Ettrs 9dgr iori6git at tclbreae
mia; ntn lea btep pirre i~iitSttior beore. = april
b. Vi. bjtv lea anbtlatt: OF bruge taiios So,nlGs
strue Comic, on itg maa iBe at tlterdt haDe
btuat bette Ni6stl runs en- RdeRto. ,unbt itJ
ioDe goot CT bar pirtt ittapo ~ at arbeioe belle
oennc Sommtr o. srt. Soitpb Rrod.
uu6eritreDet ior MIA, sSutttt o. the F'a0's
AGrn Co., SAB. SdHtte ettpptn.
Ror q, 90 for rlbeubt Al ne pge ZpgtUmune i'rree
tyit ii tnbOsi, Der guifer bea % iaitias Botituler
Ian Oh "a erbolbe Uebieintu trti hos 90.
Tslns UlsetdH az | en- Ite al 10 aat titpsn llref
al tagor Soenig. Bort Wapnt, 9uo, % iIiapes al
unhtr bans Cpipn al
K0ENIG MEDICINE CO.,
50 ". Madison, cor. Clinton ST., Chicago, Ill
S9lss8 paa Gpotbetsrne.
t1rts 100 pr. fIalhe. 6 flaGker for $500
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

There's a good deal Of
guarantee business in the store
keeping of to-day. It's too
excessive. Or too reluctant.
Half the time it means moth
ing. Words only a0oraS.
This offer to refund the
money, or to pay a reward, is
made under the hope that you
won't want your money back,
and that you won't claim the
reward. Of course.
So, whoever is honest in
making it, and works-not on
his own reputation alone, but
through the local dealer whom
you know, must have some
thing he has faith in back of
the guarantee. The business
wouldn't stand a year with
out it.
What is lacking is conf
dence. Back of that, what is
lacking is that clear honesty
which is above the average
practice"
DR.. Pierce's medicines are
guaranteed to accomplish what
they are intended to do, and
their makers give the money
back if the result isn't ap-
parent.
Doesn't it strike you that
4 medicine which the makers
have so much confidence in,
is the medicine for your
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Syrup"

@. Gloger, Druggist, WATERFOWL.
Wis. This Is the opinion Of a man
who keeps 4 drug store, sells all
medicines, comes In direct contact
with the patients and their families,
and knows better than anyone else
how remedies sell, and what true
merit they have. He hears of ali
the failures aud successes, aud can
therefore judge: II know Of no
medicine for Coughs, Sore Throat,
or Hoarseness that had done such eff
fective work in my
Coughs, family as Boschee's
e--r.xa,+ German Syrup. Last
@o'e ' winter a lady called
Hoarseness, at my store, who was
suffering from a very
severe cold. She could hardly talk,
and I told her about German Syrup
and that a few doses would give re-
lief; but she had no confidence in
patent medicines. ! told her to take
a bottle, and if the results were not
satisfactory I would make no charge
for it. A few days after she called
and paid for it, saying that she
wouldnever be without it in future as
a few doses had given her relief" o
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

We take pleasure in calling the attention Of
our readers TO tn advertisement OF the Cheese
brOueh Manufacturing Company, which ap'
pears IN another column. This company are
the original discoyerers and only manufactur-
ers Of Vasellne, which Is known all over the
world as the emOlllent, and the most valuable
family remedy In use. Their goods are sold oy
druggists throughout the country, but we WISH
to caution our readers, when buying to accept
only goods in original packages, and labeled
Chesebrough Manufacturing Company, as
sometimes INSCRIPTIONS dealers try TO snosti-
tpte preparations which are OF little value
when compared with vaseline, and some are
Injurious and unsafe to use.
BY sending the company a dollar by mail, inc
sender will receive free quite an assortment OF
these beautiful and valuable goods without any
charge for delivery. We. know whereof we
write when we say The "Vaseline" soap u .
revelation.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

SEAIEs eucuIr.-Two pints o
tour. one tsaspooutul OF salt. n table
spoonfu! Of lard; mig into a stir dough.
with equal parts OF water and milk;
beat thirty minutes with . wooden
Hooni aa<s 10 q quick w
SPONGE PrppINo.-Ons ega. one
cupfu! 0! sugar. a small piscs Of butter,
ous-halt cup!ul OF water or sweet milk.
two teaspo0nfuls OF baking powder.
+! nd -four enough 70 make q good batter.
Bake In a long tin pan In u quick oven.
BAKED APPLES. Pare q dozen tart
apples take out the core and MI up
VITA sugar aud a small bit Of butter on
top Q, each, put them Ia q pan With
halt a pint of water. bake till tender,
oast'ng occasionally. Serve cod VILE
cream.
GRAHAM BREAp.-To a pint o! ve-y
light spouEe made OF white four) ado
one to cup5ul OF warm milk, six tea
spoon'u s of molasses (some prefer les
s"eetening), r quarter teaspoonihl O
SOFA, wed dissolved. Beat we'll TO
grlher, str in unsitted graham aouI
lutI the mixture is as stiff as q pos
by lie stirred with 3 spoon; place II
tins and steam three hours. SOM
prefer 1t baked for last twenty min
utes, This form Of bread IL very dn'
eaten hot.
A RICH PUDDING. Line q tart disl
with pun paste, place over II preserve
and tsrt Jelly ia alternate thin layers
10 viii h add some strips OF candle.
lemon then FIJI it three-parts full wit
lie following mixture: Quarter poun'
Of clarified butter, quarter pound @
pouniHa sugar, four yolks and on
".ile Of crs, t-o ounces OF sweet an
one err two bitter almonds. blanche.
and IoNaded, Mix up these ingred'
'nts well together, put them on u
preserve, bake IN q moderate owe
" len cod sprinkle over 1t some <
ST
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

GAVE, RATHER THAN RECEIVER.
Little Tommy has spent Lis fist dag
ut school.
"What did YOU learn7" lie was asked
on MS return homa.
"Didn', leacn anything"
"Nell. what did you dor"
Didn't do anything! A woman
wanted 10 know how to spell cat and
| told her."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13
HUMOROUS.

,.Tbere is plenty of room at the top,
NY son."
We're his fathers last words as he
babe hm goodbye,
But he found ere tnep llle he had wear
ily wOn
very high,
For the room at his top. was exceed
ingly bare,
And his crying need was a new crop
of hairl
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

OVER THE HILL Little Edith
"Mamms, what's Il poor-houseg"
Mamma IA p0or-house, Edith, 10
an imaginary place Of papa's, where he
intends residing next week."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Gamma Kidney Cure for
0ropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlght's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve
BUSINESS, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle, 9
for IS, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
cures. Try IL.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Twenty centuries Of experience have proven
that good old sc. Bernard Vegetable Pilot oui
faith rs IS the very best remedy known for pro
Tying the blood. build ne up depressed VITALITY
and counteracting the innumerable causes OF
the Ills that flesh Is heir TO. A sample 4 the
Sc. Bernard Vegetable Pills will be sent free to
all applicants. Address st. Bernard Box 24lo.
New YORK.,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Sir Samuel Baker, the great hunter
and explorer, says 1t is the most foolish
thing in the world to look q savage ami.
NAL in the eye
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

In THE DARK. - Woody Swell
'Say, Fwed, l was calling on my best
girl last night. and at half pat ten he.
pa came into the patior and turned off
the gas. hat do you suppose the old
beggar meant2'
Fred Oldun-'Wby. light out, Of
course"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

A MILD HINT. -"COl. Boozywoodel
will be succeeded in Congress by a
chump."
81 know IT."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

THE DEBT AckNowLEpaED.-"Ars
youataualnud with thIs?" asked Banks
as he displayed an unpaid note to its
maker.
NO" replied Kyting; l never met
it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Use ~; Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure, the only
cemeay IN t9e world that will cure Q violent
~ dr M SIoup N nall an hour. No opium. soid
otess A. I. h0xsle, Butalo, N.York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

GUYrNe HER UNCLE. .''Unc'e john"
said little Emily, 40 you know that a
baby that was fed on elephant milk
gained twenty pound IN a week.
"Nonsensel Imposslblei' exclaimed
Uncle John, and than asked: "Whose
baby was itP'
ut was the Elephants baby" replied
little Emily.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

How IT HAPPENs.-Neighbor-"Ho
does 1t happen That your oldest daughter
has consumption while your other
daughter is the picture Of healthf They
appear to be Of exactly the same tenn
parament."
Hostess.-"My Oldest daughter got
her winter fashions from Paris. The
| other got hers FROM Canada"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13
March April May

Are the best months In which to purify your
blood. During the long, cold winter. the blood
becomes thin and impure, the body becomes
weak and tired. the appetite may be lost. and
lust now the system Graves the aid OF q reliable
medicine ike Honda sarsanariffa
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

WHY he WAS wHIPPED.-Ethel tt
her younger brother, who had beer
whipped)-Don't mind, Bruzzer, don't
mind.
Brother (between his sobs) -That'a
just what I was licked for, not mind
ing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

(
called ut Smvthes' to-day noticed thay
Mrs. Snythe has q black eye,"
Mrs. Tompkins-"You don't suppose
her husband beats her, do your"
Tompkins-''Oh, I guess not; her
mothers eyes we're of the same color"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Don't feel we'll" and yet you are net siek
enough to consult doc,or,-ws will tell you
Just what You need. It is Hoods s~arsspartlla,
which VIII LII you out Of that uncertain. un-
comfortable dangerous condi lon, into . state
u good health, coand noe and chssrfulness-
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Everyman truly lives 20 long as he
acts his nainre or soms way makes good
faculties Of himsslf.
We always find wit and merit In those
who look at US in adm ratiol.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

THE GOAL REACHED.-"At last my
genius is recognizedi" exclaimed the
artist exultlngly, as be waved . letter
aloft.
20. tell me about It," said his de-
lighted little wife in reply.
''This letter Is from prominent soap
frm. asking me to paint a picture to be
used as an advertisement"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

GENTLY RErRoACHED.-"I viii be
a sister to yos," she SAIL:
..Only that" said he, after l have
been a pepper TO your"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

TRUE ENOUGH New C'ock-"You
strike me IS Icing Irelty DID,
Old Cicek-"Yss, Lave the mark OF
time on my face
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

A savant estimates that the number
Of par5onsd DR. owned In the variouswaters
# the world since the creation Is 1855,
000, COO.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

A teacher Of mathematics says that
the simple tearing up orcutting of paper
is a great relief to the mind after men.
tai labor.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13
March April May

Hoods sarsaparilla is peculiarly adapted to
he needs Of the body during these months. II
thoroughly purines and vitalizes the blood,
creates a good appetite, cures biliousness and
headache, gives healthy action to ths kidneys
and liver and imparts strength to the whole
Nody.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13
Coffee Is brewed by electricity.

Rupture cure guaranteed BY
DR.. j. B. Mayer, SCI Arch st., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, NO operation or de-
lay from business, attested BY thou.
sands OF cures after others fail. advice
free, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Two BEAUx.-"Wny do you have two
beaux on your string?'
swell, you see, Charley is my society
man, while Ed Is 10y steady. go.round.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

A BROKEN ENeAaEMENT.-"What
Is the cause of the sudden GOODNESS
between Tom Jones and Susie Brown"
tom sold her f Their a horse.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

AUTOMATICALLY Sister-"Dick,
l think it Is time lite folks were in
bed.
Little Dick ION Mr.. Ni:efellows kneel
-"Oh, it's ali right. Mamma said l
should stay here until she came down
stars"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

A LITTLE ADvIcE.-Patient-"I am
ever 80 glad TO bs up again, doctor.
You wouldn't do anything to Cause a
relapse, would your"
Doctor-"Why, Of course not.'
"Then don't bring in your bill for
about twelys months.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

These are the months in every year vneA
Thousands Of old friends resort 10 a regular
course OF Hoods Sarsaparilla. The fact that
Hoods sarsaparilla, once fairly tried. becomes
the favorite spring medicine, speaks volumes
for its excellence and medicinal merit.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Az VINO use Doobins' Electric Soap praise II
ss ne oest, Cheapest and most Economical
ialniiy sodp made but il You will try II once "
mnlLa.e 81 sun Stronger tale Of Its merits 0seV
<eease wy " YOur q orer win supply you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Money invested in cno,ce ana hundred dol
III p9lialag lots in suburbs Of Kansas CITY WIZ
pcssSS, H2,a nve hundred to onS thousand PEI
eesh Wy nsxt lew Years under our PLAZA -
800 sa ~ s9pet month without interest," Syn-
sstvls qssiraole lot Particulars on appleA-
usn' - baaarlsln 8 Co., Kansas CITY, MO-
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

Beautiful table overs for afternoon
tea are of fine Irish linen, with fringed
ends or q hemstitched hem all around
and a border of drawn work. Then
work sprays of h~oneysuckle on each
end in shades of pink fax or daisies
with gold washing silk and the result
will be charming.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

III Throat-"Bropa's Bronchial 2rochss'
act directly 90 the organs Of the voice. They
have an extraordinary effect In ali disorders Of
the throat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-13

bought Q machine for plating gold, silver
and nickel, and 1t works splendid When PEG,
PIE beard about Z they brought more spoons
l made as and In a month IN, nv daus Inter
made w In ave days. You can gsr 1 Platter fol
y from me Lake Electro Co, E1glswood, Ill,
have been.
AHEADRR.