The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1891-02-04
HAPPY END OF A DUEL.
HOW A DEADLY INSULT WAS PAID
WITHOUT LOSS or BLOOD.

WI THU LOoS VI bLOOD.
Two Captains of the Same Regiment At
tempt to Settle Score That fingered
from Their West Point Days--of Course
a Lady Was tho Cause.
An emblematic button Of the Loyal
Legion adorned the lapel of a cheyiot
coat worn by Maj. Oscar Bell at the
Albany.
ga story, eh?' laughed the ex-army
officer, as he detached his eyeglasses from
the bridge of his nose and looked in
good natured way at the expectant re-
porter seated beside him.
"Well, femme see. The smoke OF
Shiloh is chestnut now, and the battle
Of the Wilderness probably has been
smothered from further interest by pro-
fuse growth of weeds. By Jovel I can
give you q little incident that has never
been in type. 1t happened in 1868, when
our regiment was in camp at little
Missouri town called Lexington. wore
captains straps at that time and did
the shouting for Company B.
"Thecaptain of Company D was named
Henry Poor. Unknown to me he detested
me, and all because I once made pun
on his name while at West Point. Being
young man of stringent means he was
mortally offended, but later seemed to
have overlooked an unintentional sally
Of wit that I got off at his expense among
a group of fellow cadets.
"Well, when we got our commissions
h. 1a Ia1 J.oa &C e,E,~ l.
the same regiment, and when the war
broke out we went to the front under the
same colonel. AS I said before. our regi-
ment camped at Lexington, Mo-, near
Kansas City, or Westport, as it was
known in those days. Among the events
that transpired during the two weeks of
our sojourn was u grand ball, given at
the residence Of loyal northern woman,
for Lexington, although Missouri town,
had great respect for the Confederate
colors, and great many of its citizens
heartily sympathized with the southern
cause. AT the ball several of the officers
of our regiment were invited-Poor and
myself included.
THE CHALLENGE.
During the evening placed my name
on the programme of one Of the Lexing-
ton bellies, but when called for the
dance was Mortified at the discovery
that my name had been deliberately
erased and that OF Poor substituted, evil
IDENTIFY by himself. When Poor and the
young lady started off amid the seductive
strains of the orchestra my blood fairly
boiled with indignation. Later in the
I -
tlemen's dressing room alone. l slapped
him roughly in the face, and told him
| just what thought of him. He did not
resent it there, but the next day I re-
ceived challenge from him to fight
duel.
81 had never fought duel, and hest
tated some time, but rather than be ac-
cused of cowardice l consented. The
matter was placed in the hands Of
friends, and one bright moonlight night
five dark figures sneaked out of the camp
and into neighboring wood, The fifth
figure was that of a'doctor of Lexington.
who had been let into the secret and CON-
sented to act, III Consideration or big
fee for his services. To every appear
ance the duel was to be tragic one, al
though thought at one time detected
| a slight smirk in the features of the Sec
onds, who were mutual friends Of the
determined principals.
"'Measure off ten PAGES, commanded
| the doctor as he wiped tiny stream Of
| Missouri nicotine from his chin whiskers.
| The doctor was to act as master Of cere-
monies The space was measured.
Bring on the weapons was the
next command. The seconds brought
forth an ominous looking bundle care
fully wrapped up in oilcloth. Capt. Poor
shuddered. Twas equally nervous. Ugh!
the weapons were evidently wicked sa-
bers, and it would be duel from which
neither principal would emerge alive.
We took our places ten PAGES apart and
stood glaring at each other. patiently
waiting for the supposed swords to be
placed in our hands ready to pierce each
others heart.
THE RESULT.
Gentlemen, here are the weapons
exclaimed the doctor as two large base
ball bats rolled out of tho oilcloth. He
advanced and placed one in the hands of
each principal. Mind, gentlemen, you
are not to violate the rule to keep ten
PAGES apart. Are you ready?
"Capt. Poor and gazed at each other.
The seconds were doubled up on the
ground in commissions of laughter. Even
the doctor smiled, and to cap the climax
silvery laugh from woman's lips
broke the stiffness Of the air as the fair
cause of the duel strobe on to the duel
ing ground with eyes sparkling with
mirth.
I" DO be sensible, gentlemen, and
shake hands, said she. There is going
to be another party next Tuesday even
ing, and will divide my programme of
waltzes with you both il You do
81 looked at Poor, and we met half
way and shook hands. The ludicrous
contemplation Of duel with baseball
bats at u distance Of ten PAGES was too
much for us. We laughed heartily after
casting q reproachful glance at the mis-
chievous seconds who put the job up on
u.s."
AT this juncture there was rustic of
satin near the hotel elevator, and the
major arose in response to a signal from
well preserved lady. AS he left the
reporter he said, with sly wink Of his
left eye, 81 got that young lady for life,
though, and Poor is up in the Sioux
country now, and still bachelor" With
these parting words he disappeared into
the dining room with the wife of his ro-
nance. Denver Republican.
what He Most Needed.
Uncle Charles-And are YOU going to