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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28
PROF. JAMES ?. BROOKS.

The only member in this city of the Ameri-
can Society of Professors of Dancing, New
York. DANCING ACADEMY, Liberty NV.
enue and Sixth street. Will open for ladies
and gentlemen THURSDAY, October l, at
o'clock p. NJ. For Misses and Masters. ATT
URDAY, October g. at 8 o'clock, P. M
For particulars call for circulars at music
stores. seI34
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90---Sbecid For LQdes---S29O.
$2ls, $2.48 AND $780,

Every pair warranted perfect.
pair Ladies Donga Shoes flexible
so wed and wed tipped plan opera
LASTS full sizes and half Sizes widths from AAA to EE perfect fitting
very latest Styles worth regularly 81 to S. selling So co.
1900 pair Ladies Fine Dongola Kid Button Boots; full and half
widths AA EE; and opera las silk stitched
flexible and very perfect fitting worth anywhere s. s
choice So IS and So 48.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28
AS FOR THE PROPHECY.

1 presume Mr.. Giffen calculates upon the.
annual return flow of currency from the,
West to oUr Eastern centers, which usually
culminateS about February, to produce a
glut Of 1T at those centers, and thus to put
gold at premium. Whether this result
VIII be Witnessed this year is doubtful, but,
jt the Treasury goes on turning out eyery
year S54, 9Ga, 900 of additional paper money,
1t must come to pass eventually.
= In the mean sime Cur Superabundant cur
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28
RAILROADS.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT 12.Oi P. NJ, JULY 1s. 1881.
Trains will leave Union Station, Pittsburg,
as follows eastern Standard Time):
MAIN LINE EASTWARD.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28

Where It is more convenient, you may
order from our Branch Offices, from which
points deliveries will be made.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28
DITTSBURG AND WESTERN RAILWAY
j Trains (Ct'l Stand'd time). Leave. Arrive.
Mail. Butler. Clarion, Kane :,

Eirst-ciass Iare Chicago, SO so. Second class,
y %. Pullman buffet Sleeping car to Chicago daily
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28

STANDARD OIL COMPANY,
Cor Duquesne Way and Eighth Street,
my19-D PITTSBURG, PA.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-09-28

BRANCH OFFICES:
Standard Oil Co., Wheeling, W. Va,
Standard Oil Co., Altoona, Pa,
Capital City Oil Co., Harrisburg, Pa.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
TnG eElls oF LouIsvlllG

"And thsy made hslls q puFr sea Ia - -
whsn shsi ~ eyes su' lsisn b M hsls e
LruisNliin
An a. hou.- . IAN o siisass a. ths vimnin
fuIks is simi
whsn IA ohnaFsu's r0us s-ashis a. shs
taoI't Eult asluep
An Tn auazir' surritet atoui theif taaFd e.
keep
Thsrs's soiia bi o. ouuiart IN ths ussis o
ttem ucils
ATS nuuE .oFusi the river 30 ~ IHI.auy huls
AZ usses M feel a'mosi e. yaaug e. shaf {
80 a. feel
whsn shsi ny syes an listen 70 ths bells e.
Louiaflile.
Since ny ucard's gittiu' rr.zriea 81 ny hairs
arruuiu' min
Lots O. times vishi al I ooaid b. 3 Hoosisr
uucc arin.
A.raisin' corn an taiers oa them IailaHy
kunhs-
~ the taters uur an blossoms uu' the corn
wuE mostly cous-
Per love the smell y sassafras the sighin' O.
the pines
The pueiorn psrsimmaus uhar the tender
'uossum tulncs.
An never kin icrg.t EN-. al ! rkoliret en-
sfill
when shei my eyes an listen 20 the bells O.
Louisville
Then bells % suiurin' up an down like wild
canary birds
Aprcacuiu' sermons miles away vithouteu any
words
TIN my hearts as soft a. baby's, there. a.Frab
hin af the nlcs
An hrcsh the swcatdrops from the farries
underneath my eyes;
Tcr 'monrst thr things al We ind cut without
our hglu told
reckon bout the saddcst is az we're arittiH'
old.
An the years l. comm. roin'. an aeomin'.
roin' sin,
When shci my eyes an listen to the bells o.
Louisville
Edwin s Hopkins, IN judge
The rustler., 1891-11-27
A Yankee ON yyestorncrs.

The people Of the west are darker
than those of the east IL is easy to
see that They live more in the open
air They are Drowned by the sun and
roughencd by the winds of the prair.es.
This is as true of the women as of the
men. West OF the Mississippi you see
very few fat men. Even middleweight
men are rare The rule is, tall, dark,
darkhaircd, brown or black beard,
thin. What is it that makes so many
men of the prairie west shoot up more
than six feet in the air and yet keep
their weight down TO one hundred and
sixty and one hundred and sixty-fve
pounds | could not discern. But any
one who travels much in that region
stature of the men as whole. OF
course the average Of humanity in the
west is more uucouth than in the east
In the hotels and In dining cars you
see more men, and more women, too,
eating with their knives or with nap
kins tucked under their chins West
of Chicago you will hear three times as
many persons sucking soup out of their
spoons as east of that point But in
kindness, true, sincere politeness, alb
senee of affectation and piggishness,
the westerners beat us every time II
you go out from the east and think to
take them up for hayseeds or pump
kins you will make n sad mistake
Augusta (Me. Chronicle.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

years. and I've been waiting Ito see II
you would fix il. Have we got piece
of bed-cord and n half yard of old
Brussels carpet lying around?"
"Why didn't you tell me about it?'
Tell you! Must husband be eter-
nally telling his wife about these
things? What's IA wife for? What are
her duties? What should fond, true
wife delight in? Button of-hole in
my sock-no buckle on my vest-hole
in my poclSet-two buttons loose on
vest button.holes 'all torn out of my
shirt! Theater! Not this evening,
Mrs. Bowserl You can go, but
haven't time. After dinner I've got to
get the hammer, gas-pincers, saw, file f.,
brace and drill, a package of rivets,
screwdriver, gimlet and lot of glue,
and see II cant repair some of the
damages and get myself in shape to go
to the office tomorrow. You can go,
and you'll probably enjoy the play and
have good time, but | shall be un-
avoidably detained Mt home-unavoid-
ably detained Mrs. Bowser!" - NJ.
Q uad, in n. Y. World.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
HE THREW m SOMETHING.
A Real Estate Dealer whs wss nlsht q
o. mis naslness-

Real Estate Dealer VIE Naa Right @
o. Hh nasln~ss
The old man had been left = little
money and had decided that the proper
thing % do was 10 become = property
owner Hut he didn't propose 10 he
cheated. lie had heard of the tricks
of real estate men and he was eau
tiouN
You ask too mrch. he said with =
wise shake Of his head after he had
looked the little pieoe Of property
over
But think Of the advantages. " said
the real estate man. Were going 10
run a street through here called Para
disc place. and there's a horse-car line
over In the next ward and a steam rail-
road within a mile and = half"
The old man shook his head again
"You can't fool me-" he said i've
figured the thing out and the property
isn't worth what you ask. I've never
been In the real estate business but
know a thing or two about property
and don't propose 10 be cheated Now,
II you could throw something in we
might make bargain"
The real estate man thought II over
for n moment, and then said:
Its worth every cent ! ask. still,
I'm anxious 10 dispose of Il, as the own
er needs the ready cash, and II you in.
sist--
II certainly dc" interrupted the old
man. II know what's right in a mat
ter Of this kind"
Il see you do" said the real-estate
man looking at the old fellow with
apparent admiration. Perhaps you're
right about Il, too At any rate I've
decided 10 throw In the back taxes now
due IL you desire II and the owner will
consent"
Now, that's something like" ex-
claimed the old man. How much will
II amount TOP
20, there must he two years taxes
now payable" replied the real-estate
man. II did think Of closing that lit.
tie matter up myself, and think the
owner rather expected It, but ! guess
there'l be no trouble turning 1t over
10 you"
"Now you're talking business" 4" said
the old man. Next time perhaps you'll
understand that you can't tell how
much a man knows about real-estate
by his appearance
II was two weeks later that he dis.
covered that back taxes were payable
by and not TO him. Chicago Tribune.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

That's all rixhi Mr. Bowssn IN
81 . piecr of ciuthc.iine or tarted
sirs and make rcpairs snd yoa neeau't
SuTFy 81 all Therc ARE wives and
atres
Arr Ne going % the thcaicrr- she
asked. a. he began pacing up and down
the Fsom eth his hands under his coai-
tAliN
What be shouted. In = voice which
jumped the cat out ~ the room.
Arr Ne going o. the thcaicrg"
'-Thcaier' Thcatcr' Have you gone
crazy Mr. nowsrr. look-a-thcrc. aud
then talk thcairr o. me-"
lie unlaccd one % his shoes and
kicked i on and their. 81 the end Of
bis hig toe. was a hole ahuut ~ big as
q nickel
Il was intending 20 e. to the thea
ter. be said. a. b. stood aud painted
~ the hole. "but can't get away this
evening have got b. STAY home and
darn my socks That hole there has
started a corn on my toe this very day. :"
mir Bowscr those socks were brand
new yesterday morning when you put
them on exclaimed Mrs liowscr.
with a good deal Of energy
20. 81 course I probably cut that
hole with the shears. I want darning-
needle and some string or something
As long as I've got 10 take care Of my
clothes through the rest Of my life.
might a. well begin tonight"
Mrs Bowscr protested. but he
threaded a darning-nccdlc with a piece
Of rcd string aud used up about eight
feet uf Il in darning the hole lie ap-
poarcd 20 be- growing good-naturcd
and she vcntured a. ask
Aren't we 10 go 10 the theater to-
night?"
III we get through In time we may. '
Get through with what?"
Mrs Bowscr," he said, as he re-
moved his coat and turned his back,
look at the back Of my vcst'r
Il see Il; but what's wrong"
Wrong. wrong, l. there a buckle
there? Put on your glasses and tell
me II YOU can find a buckle anywhere
on the back Of my vest"
NO, ! don't see one, but this Is the
Fl rst time you have called my attention
TO t.
Exactly. What was the use? That
buckle busted off three years ago last
Thanksgiving day, and yet you haven't
noticed it' Is there spare buckle
kicking around the cellar or hanging
up in the garrct? II not ! suppose !
can heat the stove poker and bend II
up TO answer"
you only got that vest three months
ago, Mr.. Bowser, and the tailor never
put buckle on she exclaimed as She
pulled at the strap.
And this coat, Mrs Bowser," he
went ON, regardless Of her protests
feel in this pocket! There's a hole
there large enough 20 let u cocoanui
through! I've known IL for years and
The rustler., 1891-11-27
FAITH IN BRASS BUTTONS.
A Small Citizen whose Confidence In the
Copper Is Boundless.

Copper Is Boundless.
few days ago small, weazen-faced
girl about ten years old walked up TO
the desk-sergennt at tho East Chicago
avenue station, reporting that her
brother had been stolen.
"Stolen?" queried the officer, who,
by the way, was in citizens dress.
"Yes, sir-a p'liceman tote us he
guessed he was stolen"
What kind OF boy was hep"
"Ie's bigger n am-he's twelve
and he"
"Oh, WELL" broke in the officer, "he's
all right; he'll turn up o. K"
but he's STOLE" confidently-'the
pliceman said So"
I'm policeman, too, urged the SER
geant, land say he isn't stolen. Peo-
pie don't steal-red-headed boys with
freclxles all over their faces"
But the p liceman tole us he was
and he had on blue coat, too"
This argument was clinching and tho
sergeant got rid of her only by taking
n complete description and telling her
that he would detail six men on the
case at once. And when she went out
her confidence in the blue-coated guard
ians of the peace was increased four
fold.-Chicago Mail.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
Gettlng Rid Of WorrY.

The worries that seemed like mount
aims when we laid them down few
weeks ago, have perceptibly decreased;
we almost wonder that we ever found
them n burden. We say to ourselves
regretfully: IF this feeling would
only last all winter what blessing 10
would be, how different life would
seem" Why should II not last? Why,
when we are in this state of exhilara-
tion, can we not sit down and calmly
determine that we will find way to
make it perpetual, and so get more
comfort and happiness out of existence
than we ever have done before? 1t is
not impossible, although to many n
poor worried mother 1t may seem So
Ladies' Home Journal
The rustler., 1891-11-27
SHE WAS JEALOUS.
MedRd Gets a JawlnE for Being Polite
to the Ladies'.

Medad Gets JawlnR for Being Polite
to the Ladies'.
A thin, wiry-loolSing little woman
with black eyes and "a coldly severe
look about the lips was walking up one
of Detroit's principal streets by the
side OF a round-faced, beardless and
perfectly innocent and harmless-look-
ing short and very fat old man, clad in
n Hopping linen duster and IA suit of
blue jeans. They stopped at a fruit
stand and the old man bought two
bananas of the rosy-cheeked Italian
girl in attendance. Then the couple
moved ON, and when they had gone
about ten feet the woman Kissed out
bitterly:
AT your old tricks, Medad Higginsf'
What do you mean, Marier?" he
asked, wonderingly.
"Aw, yes, what do ] mean?" she
sneered in tones so cold that all the
Thermometers in that block dropped
three degrees Some folks can be
mighty innocent even when they are
caught AS though / didn't see you
flirting with that sassy fruit-stand
girl!'
"Gosh-a-mighty, Marierr'
Jaw, would tremble II / was you.
You can look mighty innocent. can't
you, Medad Higgins? Amt you ash-a-
med of yourself? II jist seems as II you
cayn't go nigh girl without flirting
with her. I'd be ash-a-a-a-med If was
you"
Great Scott Marier, what'd | say or
do?" he said helplessly.
I'D have the face to ask, Medad
What bizness had you saying anything
60 her? l heard you say: Pleasant day,
amt it?' and "IIow's bizness to-day?'
and Goodbye in that Eighty fiirty,
way Of yours. Sh-a-a-a-me on ye
There's no tellin how much further
you'd have went II hadn't been along
La, Medad Higgins, If ] done my duty
I'd bring this up at our next church
meetin and have you church-mauled foi
such bizness, But I'll spare you thi,
, time on account of your children ant
grandchildren, but another time II
not spare you, and the church and the
world shall know how weelxed you
airr'
And they walked on, 'Medad looked a
though he had been miraculously saved
from an awful and impending shame
| Detroit Free Press
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Conductor latter a collision in which
everybody got bounced half way across
the car, but no one was hurt
men, fitf that no great harm has
been done. We ran into the rear end
of n freight train; and If some of you
will come out and help clear the track,
we can proceed on our journey
Fat Passenger-Conductor, are there
any more freight trains on ahead?
20, suppose so"
"well, let's stay where we are,
Good News.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

He laughs best who does not laugh ai
woman when she thinks there Il .
mouse In the room-
A rolling stone never ''gcts there
When belated husband comes In by
the window = Dat iron IL apt 10 fiy oui
at the door.
A bird and q bottle In hand Is worth
two boarding-house dinners anywhere
else.
Every mans house Is his servant girls
castle.
The race Is not always 20 the horse
you put your money on.
A run in time saves the nine.
II at first yon don't succeed. lie. lie.
again.-T0m Hall, In Life.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

"AIy dear. don't you Intend TO invite
Mr.. and Mrs Green to your party2"
asked Mr. Biller.
Certainly not"
"why not, my dear9 They are good
friends Of ours"
"what If they are2 ] am going 20 In
vite Mr.. and Mrs Brown"
"Well. can't you invite the Greens ~
well?"
"Why, John Biller, you shock me
with your taste. Brown and Green in
my parlor togetherl Why next you'll
be asking me TO wear blue and yellow.
] declare you men have no idea what
ever of harmony. Texas Siftings.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

A LII husbands are 'strcaky.
~ They will run along all right
~ for week or two as good as
pie and then all Of sudden
and with no valid excuse they will
break out I'm the most surprising man
ner. When Mr. Bowser left the house
after lunch the other day he was in
great good humor, and stopped to say:
IL think I'll stop and get tickets for
the thcater tonight and wen put in an
enjoyable evening
When he returned at six he ascended
the steps with scuff, scuff scuffl un-
locked the front door, gave il kick,
and made his way into the back parlor
90 growl:
Mrs Bowser, do you pretend to run
this house on SYSTEM
"Wny. what is wrong dear?' she
qUcried in reply
There's lots OF things wrongl
had scarcely left the office when this
ovcrcoat button anne off. ! laid this
coat off the fifth OF last May, and you've
had five months TO secure that button.
"But ! didn't know il was loose.
Why didn't you tell me?'
"Why haven't | told you ten thou.
sand other things that ought to be
done. There are wives who glance at
their husbands clothing once or twice
u year and discover what repairs are
needed. ] want "A darning needle and
"a piece Of string"
"But I'll sew the button on.
mo; I'll do IL myself. | don't want
10 take up your valuable time"
And despite Mrs Bowser's entrcaties
and protcstatiOns ne threaded the
needle with piece OF string and sat
down and sewed on the button. lie
got II an inch out Of line with the but
tonhole, of course, and of course it
wouldn't have staid five minutes in any
event, but he had carried his point.
When he had laid the coat aside he
asked:
Have we got bradawl and piece
of waxed-erd in the house,"
IL don't think so. What do you
want OF them
ITO mend my suspender, of course.
] hadn't got a hundred feet from the
house this noon when il busted ON me
as usual. II there's another house IN
the United States run like this one I'd
like to hear Of it aud go and sit down
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Educated Egyptian--You have NO
wonderful hicroglyphics in your coun-
try, sir; no mysterious inscriptions, no
undecipherable relics of an ancient lit
erature whose secrets the wise men of
the world have tried for ages to dis
cover.
American Citizen-No, we haven't any
of those things, but (brightening up)
but we've got our railroad guides"-
Chicago Tribune.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
Heard In the Night.

"Marnma, please gimme a drink Of
water; I'm so thirsty"
"No; you are not thirsty. Turn over
and go to sleep"
(Apause) Mamma, won't you please
gimme drink? I'm so thirsty"
"If you don't turn over and go 10
sleep, I'll get up and spank youl"
(Another pause) Mamma, won't
you please gimme drink when you get
up to spank me?"-Life.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

A wealthy but obtuse New Yorker
purchased picture of u broadway pic
ture dealer. After he had paid for II, he
asked the dealer:
"lt is the work Of the old masters
of course?"
well, not yet, quite, but II will be
some Of these days II you keep II long
enough. 1t was painted by a young
nephew OF mine who has extraordinary
talent Texas Siftings.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Fond Lover-What do you mean, sir,
by swapping your camera every time
that young lady passes7
Cheeky Amatcur-I'm not taking her
picture.
"0h, you're not, ehl Then what are
you doinR?"
"I'm closing the shutters, 30 her
looks won't break the lens."-N. Y.
Weekly.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Foreigner-Why is it that so many
American cities are complaining of bad
water? Is not the water supply under
the direction of the city officials?
American-Usually.
Foreigner-And are those officials
elected by the peopleP
American-Yes
Foreigner-Then it appears to me you
have not been careful to select officials
who are good judges of water-N. Y.
Weekly
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Oubberly-My tailor came around
yesterday and couldn't pay him. Sad,
assure you.
Puppctte-I know how that Is, and !
can sympataize with you, old man.
Clubberiy = Don't sympathize with
me. Sympathize with the tailosa--
Clothier and Furnisher,
The rustler., 1891-11-27

"Do you warrant this bicycle TO be
gentle2"
IL don't understand you, sir"
81 want 20 know about its habits.
The last bicycle had not only threw
me, but whirled about as | struck the
ground and jumped all over me-
Harper's Bazaar.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Hampton-They had the most reals
tie death ksens - The opera hoass lsst
nirht that ever witnessed
CA.on-ThAt eo7
Hampton-Yc2 You know In the
third act Bacher. who plays the part Of
the villain. il supposed 10 - killed By =
mob
Caxon-YcA.
Hampton-weli. last night the audi
ence took the part Of the mob.-Phila-
delphia Prcs8.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Clergyman (solemnlyl-I greatly SYM
pathizc with you in your affliction,
but you should not abandon yourself to
grief. You should know where to turn
for consolation.
Young Widow-But who would want
10 marry a woman with three childrsn7
N. Y. Weekly.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Bad Actor-Myl myl The audience
is leaving the theater right in the mid
die OF the play.
Call Boy-They amt goin' home,
They'll be back soon.
Bad Actor-Will they? What did
they go out for9
Call Boy-Eggs.-Good News.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Mr.. Gotham see that \ new law In
Georgia prohibits the selling Of liquor
within three miles Of = church or .
school-house.
Col Kaintuck (of Louixvillel-M
stars That's . terrible blow 70
Georgia
Mr.. Gotham-Think so7
Col Kaintuek-Mercy, yes. In Eve
years there won't be . church or 4
school-house left in the state.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
Merely for Going ON.

There's the woman with the phssion, and the
woman with fad.
Who makes the chap thai marries her wish
that he never had.
But the most outrageous product OF this freak
infested age
In the woman with q gen US for 90 ng on the
stage.
--indianapoliy Journal.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Carton has written n story that'n
make your hair curl, said Mawson.
''Get it for me, for goodness sakel"
said Mrs. NJ. "Itll save me from burn.
ing my fingers off with the tongs"-
Harper's Bazaar.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

81 lost all my teeth at Gettysburg"
"How on earth did you do that2"
81 was disarmed by big bully of q
confederate dentist, and he strapped me
TO a stump and pulled 'em out."-Glar-
pers Bazaar.
The rustler., 1891-11-27
Thoughtful Naturo,

Brown-It is said that God never
made two men alike.
Mrs. Brown-0f course he didn't, or
you would never hear Of q woman be-
ing married twice.-Life.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Her Father-So, young mar, you
want 10 marry my daughter?
Young Man-Yes sir.
Her Father-Well. what are your ex-
pcctations2
Young Man-That you viii not give
your consent, and that we shall have TO
get married without it.-Puck.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

"what have you 70 say to Pompey's
charge. Rastus, that you stole his
chicken"
"Jedge, doan pay no 'tention 10 de
insinihcations oh envy, hatrid an
malice. jest because got dat ar hen
an ct i'm up dat ole Pomp be done
gone'n' got jealous. Darfo', iedge, l
ain got muffin ter say" - Harper's
naynr
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Bunting-0ne of LarlSin's sons was
accidently shot in the lumbar region,
yesterday.
Mrs. Bunting-It seems TO me that
the Larlkin boys are pretty well scat
tered. 1t was only last week that one
of them was badly hurt in the oil re-
gions.-Jury.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Visitor lin downtown restaurant)-
Waiter, give me n napkin.
WATERFALL right, sir, here's one-just
wait till | finish wiping this plate with
It. Household Monthly.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

"My client can clear himself, / feel
sure, II your honor will only give him
time" pleaded the lawyer.
And the kind-hearted judge gave him
twenty years.-Somerville Journal
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Miss Elder-Mr. Hunker. at what are
do You think woman ceases TO be at
tractive?
Hunker-O, don't know. How old
are you?-Jury.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

on the doorstep for half an hour. Per-
haps can repair it with piece OF
clothesline until can get downtown
again.
But you can't blame me, Mr.. Bow
SER" sne said.
20! OF course not; you are not TO
blame for anything"
'Gut how did know your suspender
was ready to break?"
The rustler., 1891-11-27
MATCHED n COLOR

.Hello. sam. I see you drive \ tan
aemf'
''Yes. = black an tandem. They
dont match for size. bat In color they're
lmmrnse. LIE.
The rustler., 1891-11-27

Two counter irritants-A mustard
plaster and woman shopping Life.