New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-08-02
A SURPRISE.


Hid softly in It's russell case ,
And wondered much whose picture lay
In such rud3 unresuul place.
And was it Katie Maid or sue ,.
The handsome drummer looked perpIeAeu'
Those flirting girls Perhaps they hheW
That he was maTied-weTc they VeAeu'
Then something deep with in his breast
owned TO a Thrill Of honest shame .
How dared they send ills hidden guest
lie would return t-Wlose TIE haihc'
lie looked sweet face with pictured laugh,
Bright fluffy hair In tan lied curl,
And scrIWlcd across the photograph
In printed letters, pApa> girl
IL Etrre N. /. Raync In Detroit Free Press.
There is parrot in St. Louis which exclams. when.
ever a man enters the room: d" You're drunk sr anu
had better 20 away I don't want TO see you I'll you :.
over it, People wonder how the bird calcnes o., D
the explanation Is simple it doesn't hno" ~" %
ANYTHING else and Of in making 'Hc -
every man it frequently gets near nome ~ ho,s,
man who called thought il was tne I"uS W -,
srcol,ing and rushed out OF the parior She SAT Wv"
to write note Of explanation 10 hih' ""0 - - ,Sa
engagement 4 servant brought her note rom -"
gentleman she was writing 10, in Whch no s'''u 10
no aetnovledg.d with humility That ne hau Pe'''l
ta,en too much wine with his dinner Dut ia" i'oP
nm cl,inc ON her that she would not have detected IT,
Az she had done So however, he ohered n' H''''
abect apologies and a prayer Tor ior9'e"'9'
had slipped into back seat Of very large large
African church AZ COihmjld = - o ~ rt,ry ,rhen
ing and was watching me laNns O. hib b.ionrs 10
ono Of The deacons. With that tact Hlcn uS.ons,
almost all the coIored race csT S rbirb cared 10
10 carry mp for me any contTinuloh Nh" ana vth
moGe handed him 21ccnt piece, anu T Sie
inimable pomp2siE he marched uncvboy could see
CARRYING the bcgcaIly coin 20 tnaO ~, nc b,ek
H. suddenly he turned on NJ hcei ~" cabirg IN the
more rapidly hundreds Of Wmte 'P''' n' trrc "a
1@tn of Shade like hrchics against w'e1y 49,,
no cnTious eve ~ the crowd wee turned 70 I'M,
him Arrived within speaking distance LIZ, FIo con.
man called In whisper audible 10 nm on stan
| rIrcation Do you want any chause i Oi'''''"'
/ Union.
Soma one writing on types of American women con-
ros several hundred words in SAYING that IN boston
women are anxiou, to appear weiliniormed on every
thing I'm NewNori they are notable lor 'he'r u''.
da,olIete gowns while In Phlladelpma they are que'
and unobtrlsive in manner why uurt ne sta" ~,-
matter enicrimmaticallyl thus: In Boston women
"lo IN Icy.Yort they expose, while In Phadelphis
they repose'
As Music ,a i inc Sm arcar5 R an inter-
view ran his pencil rapidly oyer the paper rs 'S
most elevatng Of sciences. ~ moves 'e ueeP ,Ss
nc,s nature rehnes the sensbntes ana enlarseS '"'
heart lt-what were you about 70 ask :! 49,. a.
II should Ike 10 know, sir now Sod regan inc us
,i,cnishcd vrtuoso, Professor Won BergSten' as
lie Is nothing sir bnt cheap vile e.. %lt'S or
oa sgG the eminent musician, scOwling hercely'-
Chicago Tnbuhe'
81 was recently empIolcu "t N"'''"'
s,ore saws a young man. Most drug stores 10
o. st,e are virtually saloons. m counter Is con-
yenlently arranged for trade The initiated the man
who /, known may Ialk behind and get regulation
drink. while the who is not known must 'isn an
oppucatlon assigning some cause OF Illness !"
tbe ouality of the v,niskey, however, that counts.
Tho proprietor of the store In which was emPpyoa
| boncht whiskey at ~ 10 per gallon InnA u
this. with 90 cents per gallon tax &c inc "o'e1n
ment. hi, he idded to by compounds ana poisons
n,ar,rc a lilo cain on "A barrel. And this is what
Won drink in q prohibition conatry
George medtatng declaTatonlul snali soon oo o''
Of tge best dispensers In the city, MISS Nellie a
Miss Nelle's small brother-eis'eF Il '0'' w.
Eeorce c.milingly)-Is she How IS that -.
small brother-Why, | heard her tell pa tat sn9
could easily dispense with your company so MAUI ,
nights i'm tie week but YOU would come no matter no"
much YOU snubhed . 80, - - - has, nor
George ceases smiling Nellie wears sore hear., IA
| brother a sore head. and another Sri the oaho"-
! ng.-lPharmaeeutcal Era.