The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-07-12
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are babies and babies, but am going to tell
you great secret
''THE BEST BABY IN THE WORLD"
The very rosebud among all the babies in
the world is a little girl who came to this world
three months ago, who calls me aunt in baby
language, and who is going to be raised on
proper principles, getting good food, having
simple clothes, plenty of mothers love- and,
what ought to belong especially to every girl
baby, fathers alteration. OF course, this is
Just between you and me, and If some mean
editor blue pencils It out It'll because he wants
that baby himself, or else it's because he
thinks woman's love for babies is nonsense
Nonsense, indeed The woman who doesn't
like baby In the right way will never love
man; and there isnot man In this wide, wide
world who doesn't like to think that some
where some woman's heart gives a throb when
his name is mentioned, and that some woman
thinks of him when she is all alone, and
thinks of him lovingly and kindly, excusing
his faults and exaggerating his virtues.
WHAT WOMEN WERE MADE TO LOVE.
Did you ever happen to think that women
were made to love men and babies and to
make life comfortable for themP The supe-
rior woman looks down upon me when 1 say
this, but l believe 1t. There wouldn't be
quite so many divorces and there wouldn't be
quite so many matrimonial squabbles, nor
quite SO many children who, after seeing what
was going on at home, concluded that they
dd't want to marry, TX my doctrine were
lived up to. Thesuperior woman asks, "What
will woman get in return for this?" And
that is where the superior woman shows how
inferior she is. Do you give for what you get
in return? But to be logical "a woman al
ways enjoys thinking she is Logically, YOU do
get something.
If it's a hot night, and you get
THE DEAREST FELLOW IN THE WORLD,
q nice cool drnk-I don't care whether it's
milk or mint julip, shandy-gaff or champagne
and give it to him pleasantly, you ought to
get kiss of appreciation, a pleasant ''thank
you,'' and the knowledge, If you look in his
eyes, that he's thinking you're the dearest
little soul in the world. And if you don't get
any of these, you can think, sPoor fellow, he's
too tired to talk, and after all I've done what
is right"
If you give him pleasant and loving 'good
bye" in the morning, and happy and joyful
greeting in the evening; if you do not ask him
for sweet words to you until he's had his din
ner, ana is blowing away all business cares in
smoke, then while he mayn't say anything,
he'll put his hand on yours, and you'll remem-
Der some years ago when he first held your
on his arm and cry little bit because you are
SO glad.
If you give him consideration, love, pleasant
words and pretty looks, you will get beautiful
Soluen coin III reUurn-Une DeSJ KIM OF coin,
the money that is current in every country,
which we all try to get and which most of us
are careless about keeping-that golden coin
called love, which has "Faithful unto death"
on one side, and on the other, sWhen love
goes, what is life?''
These seem like good many ifs, but all
might be summed up in one great big If which
is this, Ii you are real woman you will know
how to love, homer and obey, that exquisite
duet, trio, quartet or quintet formed OF hus-
band and babies"
If didn't believe all this wouldn't write
1t and it shouldn't be signed with the seal of
s., >, .a,, BAB.