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PASSENGER LISTS.

SAN FRANCISCO, May l5.-The following pas
sengers sailed today on the steamer City oi
Puehla;
aud wife, frankie Emerson, :. r. Spencer and
vile. Mrs I. Fl. Campbell! and child, Mss V. Z
Fin1lay, Miss Hattie S:stson, u. T. Nudge, Mis-:
F. W Whsiley, Miss ellison, Miss {. Wilmot
Henry Soiterie, b B. Jones, James otis, 7, u
Lynden, II. :. Austin, Emma Couver, Miss Bre
verd, Mrs. Z. Perry.
For Victoria-Mrs. s. J. Barry, G. T. Andrisns
IAuu.ersGer. wife snd daughter, Master LsUmer
steT. Miss Lizzie Gilmour, Thomas II, Baxter
Mrs w r Clifton. Mrs. ". ]. Parker. Mrs b
Humphreys, J. J. Donovan, Miss T. Cox, Mrs.
McIafen and daughter.
For Tacoma-Mrs. Langley, Mrs, Hill, John
Donaldson, W. b Davis, c. Ryder. Mrs. William
Suooks, W. Y NewlanGs, Mrs. Ada EaStey. J. I
Hillman, 4. Brety, John Rogers, George Lewis
Cover, F. Hillman.
For Port Townsend-Nr. F. Dickinson and
wife J. A Van Bokkelen. Miss Reiuns. Miss
Crane. II. o. Harrison. Mrs. J. I. kleics. e. J.
Mcguire, NJ. Msiuccs, A. Kennedy, T. z. Ken
dali, George B. Rice, James Remington
DUNCAN. Mont. May l&-On Northern Fsci6c
train: J. V. Petrich, Mrs. }. A Nilroy. A. W.
L &. Brandshsw, :. & Marshall. a Noreross,
and 10 second-elasS passenger
MIsSoULk, Mont. Nay iS-Ou Northern Pacific
train go. /; G 4. faircallcs and wife, W.
Collins. Miss Reifa Sweet, Miss Minnie Clark,
Ms. J. ". Hinton. X. l. Jennings. i. ". Carter
H. NJ Nunroe. 7. Peterson, G keulc, W. p Bar
re.T J. NJ Benson. George Bsgo.e, \. Harmon, 7.
HARRINGTON. J. Tubbs. (. G.. Wilder. J brunls, 4.
c. Weston. 7. T. kalsemcye-. B. VI. Bromley. Il
nrsnat g. C Pond. J. Gutter. u. Franklin, also
III second-clasS passengers
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BANK BOOKS THAT LIED.
Examination OF Keystone National ON
cisl-Forgery Discovered After Death.

hcyetoht -<dtfOndl Otu~
cial-Forgery Discovered After Death.
PHILADELPHIA. May 15.-Gideon w. Marsh,
president, and Charles W. Lawrence, assistant
cashier, of the suspended Keystone Ma
tional bank, were given a partial hearing
before United States Commissioner Bell this
afternoon, charged with making false returns TO
the comptroller OF the currency as to the eondi-
ton OF the bank. Bank Examiner Drew was the
principal witness, and told a startling story of
the deception praetised by the accused officials
in their endeayor 10 cover up shortages in cash.
NEW YORK, May 15.-It leaked out at closing
that loan disclosed q number of forged re-
ceipts drawn by Mead w. Stone in his own
name for cotton supposed TO be stored in the
warehouse of the American Dock and Trust
Company, on staten island. Stone was president
of the American Dock and Trust Company. and is
said 10 have forged large number OF certificates
besides those which were brought TO light to-
day, and is said 10 have borrowed large sums on
them from banks in this and other Eastern
cities. He died few weeks ago and was
supposed TO be very wealthy. The loan in which
the forged certificates were discovered today
was pledged for $4,000. At present the total
amount of certificates outstanding cannot be
ascertained, but is said o be very large.
CHICAGO. May 15.--The National Park bank, of
New York. began attachment proceedings here
this morning against Levy Bros. & CO., also of
New York, TO recover seo.6oo for moneys ad-
vanced that firm from time 10 time. Ii is
thought the defendants have property IL this
state Upon which A levy can be made
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These well known and reliable specialists treat
al chronic. nervous. blood aud skin diseasos also
all ac'ue and enronc diseases OF the eye and ear.
They are the most eminent PHYSICIANS on the
American continent As surgeons they are
NERVOUS DEBILITY, spermatorrhpa. Semi
nal Losses. Night Emissions. Loss OF Vital Powers.
slesp essness, Gloominess Depression Of Spirits,
Aversion - Society, Nearly DIscou7 aged Lack OF
Confidence, Dull Listless, Unfit for Study or BDsl-
ness permanently sad Speedily cured
ments to marriage corrected
BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES. Syphilis CON-
pletely eradicated without the of mercury.
scrofula Erysipeias Blotehes, Eruptions. Eczema
Acne. Ulcers. Pimplos. Pains In the Head and
Banes, etc, permanently cured when others ha We
failed.
URINARY, kidney and Bladder Troubles,
Weak Pack, Burning Urine. Frequency Of Urn
rating Urine High olored or with Milky Sedr
ment on standing Gonorrhea. elect, Cystt1s.
Narioceie, Hyarocele, ETC., permanently cured.
Charges reasonable
STRUCTURE cured In from fifteen to twenty
days by the latest and most scientific method
Gaia RRH, Throat. Nose and Lung Diseases
successfully and perm anently cured.
PILES. Fistai. fissure. Rectal Ulcers perfectly
cured without knife. igature or caus;ic No deten-
ton from business over coo cases cured. IRE e
ment scientific safe and painless and wonderful IN
LIS results.
LADIEs-An Fema,e Weakness promptly
cured Headache. Nervous Prostration. General
Debility, sleeplessness, Depress on, Ovarian
Troub es. Inflammation, Z ration Falling Dis
placements. Disn.enorThosa. Spinal Weakness,
kidney Complaints Change of Life, etc.
N 10 IL n.
y. R-Persons unable to visit Us may be treated
st their homes By correspondence Consultation
freq
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AFTER THE CONTRACT BREAKERS,
keidy and Wright Must Return to
Tacoma.

Secretary Rockwell OF the Pacific Northwest
issgue, is after the contract breakers with a
warp sick After great deal of sharp play on
we part OF the California magnates who stole
reserved players OF this league he has succeeded
"a cornering them and in compelling them to
tarn over the spoil Dick Van Zandt, whose
presence on the Tacoma team is especially
wanted. has been ordered by n E. Young, pres!-
eeni OF the board OF control to report there forth
s sian' and he has telegraphed Manager
asskrey that be will play his last game in
han Francisco tomorrow and will leave for the
eoi'n Immediately after. In order that there
nay be no further hitch about the matter sccre-
nlF Rockwell wrote 10 Young asking him 10
nouis The san Francisco club that all games of
tae talifornia League in which Van Zapdt
pays after tomorrow are illegal, and this notice
.as been served on them. Ward, Huston.
france, Ac6uirk, Phillips and Peoples, all of
shon are reserved by the Pacific Northwest
.ssgns' have been forced TO recognize the
Nsuee OF the claim on their services and are
hey belong
secretary Rockwell has gone still further in
SIS coca work. One of his best acts was to
20 re the return of $50 advanced last fall by
zee seattle club 70 shortstop Fisher, who failed
% report, but pocketed the money. The Quincy
eine now wants TO play him and are willing TO
make good the amount mentioned 10 get the
seattle club TO withdraw all claims againt him.
sseK keidy and Pat Wright, of last years Ia.
eonss, who jumped the reserve rule and signed
Vim Peoria, viii also have TO come 10 time
secretary Rockwell last night sent the following
City:
heldy and Wright, playing with Peoria. were
.ssersed by Tacoma Contracts sent as per in
s'teetions- See that they report here.
richer Demsrris, who signed with Seattle
.lis spring, but failed 10 report, will also have
"4ise up 10 his agreements or take the eonse-
saenee He has written a letter TO Manager
fowell saying that be has a lame arm. and ask
alg ior his release on that account IL is pretty
ssu esisesished, however, that be has an excel
sent ofer from sn Eastern club, and wants his
selesse IN order 10 accept il. He viii be held to
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National League.

PITTsBuEs, May i5-Baidwin pitched 8 good
game for the home team, bat his efforts were of
no avail against the loose support Of the home
nelaers score: Pittsbnrg j. Philadelphia 4.
bstieries; Baldwin and Mack, Thornton and
Clements.
CINCINNATI. May ia base on balls and the
only error OF the game gave victory TO Boston.
Cincinnati lost number OF chances 20 score BIZ
poor batting Score: Cincinnati T. Boston 6
batteries; Aullane and Harrington, Nichols
and Bennett.
GLETELASD, May 15.-The home team out
played the Giants today. Davis terrific batting
was feature. Cleveland s, New York & Bat
teries. Young and Seward, Rusk and o'Rourke.
CHICAGO, May i5.-Todsy's game was a regular
smuggling match, Chicago getting the best OF IL.
score; Chicago II, Brooklyn II. batteries:
Gambert and Hutchinson, Kiitredge. Lovett and
Daley.
Following 10 the standing of the clubs up 10
today, including yesterdays games
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CRIMES IN THE SOUTH.
A Missourian's Home Blown Up-An
Arkansas Family Feud.

OAK GROVE, May 15.-The house OF Daniel
Morgan, q quiet and reputable citizen, three
miles south. was demolished by an explosion of
dynamite last night It's not known who per-
petrated the outrage. Mrs. Morgan's collar
bone was broken and she was otherwise in
jured. Morgan was badly injured. The chill
dren escaped unhurt
ATKINS, Ark, May ia-Mesger particulars
have been received of the murder of Adam and
Sim Hstley by Or. &. Fl. Hone, OF Van Buren,
county, LAST Wednesday. feud has existed be-
tween the two families for long time.
TRENTON. Ga, May la-Rufus Moore tcoloredl
was hanged hefe at noon today. The crime fol-
which he suffered was the murder of Henry
Stay in June, 1890 Five thousand people saw
the execution
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IRE INTERCOLLEGIATE SPORTS.
good Records Made on the First Field
Day At Tacoma.

TACOMA, May i5-lspecial l-Several remark
.aae records were made at the first annual field
eAs this afternoon of the Western Washington
snlef'Solegiate Athletic Association az the hsse-
a. PARK Fifteen hundred people, half ladies'
sere present. Al baseball, Washington college
nc Puget Sound university. = scratch nine oil
ssooIl9, defeated the State University nine, of
eesiile. 70 &
washington college. Puget Sound university.
aseoina academy, Washington university and
Mhitworth college, Seattle, were represented in
s.e los AMI Z2lyard races. Grant Calhoun, Of
Washington college, defeated Coleman. OF Wash
angfon university IN the former I0ls 20 les. sec
eees, and in the lstier X 10 - seconds.
coleman won the ifty-yard dash in six onds,
ee.eastng Willard, Of Washington university, BY
sqnarter OF a second.
Al throwing a baseball. Z. Hayes and e.
enggs. Of Washington university, scored 81
no rs feet, respectively.
Standing high kiek-Burroughs, OF Washing.
w university, feet: Z, Hayes. feet II inches.
ssand.ns broad iunp~Scoit Calhoun, feet
Aeh; Heston Washington, 5 feet IL inches.
Alnaing broad i9np-Atklns, Washington
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Louisville Races.

LOUISVILLE. KY, May I5.-SummaYy:
1hree-year-olds and upward, mlle-Roysl Gar
isr won, Governor Wheeler second, Ordry third
fine, l.4JA4
Iwo-year-olds, FIVE furiongs-Bracelet won,
Buckhound second, strathmaid third. Time,
I.Na
Deloreck handicap, S-year-oiGs and upwards.
miie-Proctor Knott won, Protection second
Marion C. third. Time. l:sasx
Ihree-year ODDS aud upward, mile and one
Hxieenth.Bob l. won, Nina Archer second, J..
third. Time, I:5as4
Nile ane ne-sixteenth-Brandolette won, Ru-
ooiph second, Dallikin third. Time, l:52lx
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DR.. JORDAN'S OFFICE
Is at the residence of Ex-Mayor
Yesler, Third and James.

Consultations and prescriptions abso-
luteiy FREE.
Send for free book explaining the Histo-
genetic system.
CAUTION-The Histogenetic Medi-
cines are sold in but one agency in each
town. The label around the bottle bears
the following inscription: "Dr. J. Eugene
Jordan. Histogenetic Medicine" Every
other device is fraud.
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sunday Boat Race. at Tacoma.

TACOMA, May l5.-lspeciaLl ION Sunday, May
"a, shipping men and sailors win open the boat.
In ason with a regatta at Tacoma. One hun
dred and twenty-five dollars viii be distributed
IN prizes to the winners in the four-oared ships
boat race. pulled by crews or 'longshoremen,
Whitehall boat. double-scull skiff, single scull,
single out riggers, and duck race. The course
viii be from Heaney's Old Tacoma wharf TO the
buoy and return.
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BY
INVESTIGATION.
ALpERroS, PIERCE Co. WASH,


DR.. Jordan, Seattle, Wash.-Dear Sir:
should have written TO you before, but
have neglected to do so. I am very thank
ful to say. however, that your medicines
helped me very much. l feel like differ
ent person. ] removed the supporter the
next week was to see you and have felt
very little pain since. gained six pounds
while | was taking the medicine. viii
you please send me one of your books, and
obiige. MRS. A. THORNTON.
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TAsr sorNp. Wash Anril 10 ise1

EAST SouSD, Wash, April 10, 1891
DR.. Jordan, Dear Sir--I have been TAX
ing your medicine two weeks last Satur-
day and there is grand improvement. in
me in every way. Nv stomach is so much
better and have better appetite than
have had before for three months. The
la grippe cough is almost entirely gone !;
bowels much more regular than they were
and | am gaining strength faster every
day than thought it possible for me TO.
Respectfully,
C. ARMSTRONG.
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We win psv the ABOVE reward for any case n
Liver Complaint Dyspepsia. Sick Headache. ind
gestion, Constipation or Ccstiveness we cannot
cure with Vests Vegetable Liver Pills when tns
directions are strictly complied with They are
purely vegetable and never fail 70 give satisfaction
Sugar-Costed Large boxes, containing 80 piilA
IS cents Beware Of counterfeifs and mutations
The genuine manufactured only By TIL JOHN y
WEST COMPANY. CHICAGO, ILL sold oy
KKRKow Bros. Druggists, Occidental block. en-
trance On Yesler avenue and James street. Seattla
Wash Open all night
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Shining Intelligence.

SAN Francisco. May 1s-Departu-es--str Ore
eon. Astoria; str City OF Pueb.s. Victoria,
Clearec-S,r Benito. Nsnaimo; SIR Lakme, Pogi
Townsend: Br sir Wellington. Nsnzimo.
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Western Association.

Western Association.
81. PAUL. May 1a-St. Paul II. Omaha p.
MILWAUKEE, May t5.-Denyer game post
poped-rain.
MINNEAPOLIS, May l5--Miuneapolis 6, Kansas
City,
SIOUX CITY, May l5.-sioux City 8. Lincoln 4.
Following is the standing of the clubs I'D to
today, including yesterdays games:
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university. Il feet inches; Scott Calhoun, II
feet inches
Summing hop. step and iump-scot. Calhoun,
y feet; Atkins, 81 feet inches
Two hundred visitors were present from Sc
attic
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BUCKLEY. Wash. April Is. 1891.

BUCKLEY. Wash, April 3. 1891.
DR.. Jordan, Dear Sir--I received your
medicine and have taken it ever since. I
am feeling ever SO much better. The pain
through my kidneys has all left and the
dizziness has all gone. Please send
me what medicine / need and oblige.
J. w. DAVIS.
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Ease sorrr. Wash. Nav I. isal

EAST soUNp, Wash. May I, 1891.
DR.. J. Eugene Jordan. Seattle, Wash
Dear Sir: Please find inclosed So, for
which send me medicines REQUIRED. The
medicine is doing its work fine. The third
day after taking il my wife got up and
went 10 the table, after being confined to
her bed for four weeks. Respectfully,
CHAS. E. BASTARD.
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California League.

California League.
SACRAMENTO, May l5.-Sacramento5 5, San Fran
cisco ,
Jose 0.
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American Association.
BosToS. May Is. ABoston 1, Louisville .
Following is the standing of the clubs up to
today, including Yesterday Q game:
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sax Francisco, May IS.-Fo1scSst till ?. c
SATURDAY. fer Washington: Fair weather, except
light rain q. Fort Candy. cooler Sloug the coast
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slight cold. y neglected. often attacks tee
lungs Brown REoSC HAL TEocHEs give sure
and immediate reI4e4. seld oaly IL boxes.
Price, - csutA
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and
it
the market Lots $3.50 First payment slO Balance payable s. month
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1891-05-20
A Bad Outlook.

did ! understand you to say that
you had had considerable experience
with the Indians in the west?" inquir-
ed man on an eastern train to a tall
stranger.
Yes, suppose / have"
"What do you consider the outlook
for their civilization 7"
"Poor. very poor. They don,
seem to learn anything. Why. sir,
only last week ] traded one Of the
most intelligent of them an old horse
blind in both eyes and crippled up
generally, for two good ponies, and
he never knew he was cheated. /
can't understand why it is the Indians
do not improve MORE"
"Well, that looks bad for them,
surely. suppose you have a ranch
near one of their reservations :"
"Oh, no I'm no rancher," replied
the stranger, as he threw his leg over
the arm of the seat. mo, I'm a
missionary. ! was sent out by tn Q
William Penn Missionary Society, of
Philadelphia, and have been laboring
among the red brethern for the last
twenty years."-Chicago Tribune.
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gram, because tried to keep it with
in IL words. I'll write another"
She tore it up. walked over to the
counter, and in three minutes handed
in a new one. reading;
"Am out of food and fuel, and want
95 as soon as you can get it here. If
you can't spare it I'll pawn the par
lor carpet"
THAT would bring the money from
me" said the receiver. as he read the
lines and marked the number of
words.
"Then it will from him. Send it
quick. London Tid.Bits.
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The Druggists Customer.


"Have you any objections to telling
me whether your clock indicates the
exact time 7" asked a mild-looking
man who stepped into a drug store
on the north side last Saturday after
noon.
Certainly not" said the proprietor.
"The clock is exactly right"
Thanks. l will set my watch with
it."
Call right SIR"
"Now, if you don't mind" he said,
after setting his watch, 81 will look
after the mornings paper lying on
your counter. see nobody is using
it,"
"That's all right"
He read the paper awhile and laid
it aside with the remark:
"There doesn't seem to be much in
the papers these days. BY the way,
may ! trouble you for the city direct.
orvi Thanks. ] want to look it over
for the address of friend or two."
He spent FIVE or ten minutes look
ing through the directory and then
rose as if to 60.
Have you an almanac . he in
quired, after standing irresolutely in
the doorway for some moments.
"Tbanks. One of another kind also,
please. Thanks. You don't object
to a man smoking cigar here, l pre-
sume'"
mo, sir" said the proprietor, going
behind the cigar showcase.
Thanks" And the mild-looking
man took cigar from his vest pocket.
MAY / ask you for match ?
Thanks"
He lit his cigar, smoked it it silence
awhile, and then said
"If you have no objection l will use
your telephone moment to my wife
if there is anything she wants me to
bring home"
"You may use it,"
Thanks"
He spent the next FIVE minutes at
the telephone.
"She says there is nothing she wants"
he observed, as he hung up the phone
and rung off"
"Can do anything else for you :
inquired the druggist.
Thanks, no."
Then his eye fell upon stack Of
advertising cards.
"I'll take few of these. They are
gratuitous distribution, ], suppose {"
Eyes"
Thanks. They will please the
children"
Anything else
Thanks, no. Yes, there is, too.
Got any postage stamps ?"
"Yes."
"Eet me have a two. center"
"Here it is."
"Th-no, I'll pay fer this"
He threw down a silver dollar, got
his change, and walked away with the
proud bearing of a man accustomed
to paying his way through this world.
Chicago Tribune.
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How One Woman Prevails Upon Her
Husband.

A day or two ago woman entered
a suburban telegraph Office and told
the receiver that she desired to tele-
graph her husband for money. He
pointed to her the counter supplied
with blanks and told her the rates for
a dozen words. She struggled for a
quarter Of an hour and then handed
In the following:
won't you please send me f5 by
next post ?"
II don't know whether that will do
or not" as she felt for her money.
"If you we're to receive such a tele-
gram from your wife would you for.
ward the money!"
"Well-well, might" he replied
in doubtful tones.
"Now wait. ! don't like the tele-
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aside from my passionate devo-
ton, darling" he said tremulously,
"my future prospects, in business
way, are flattering in the extreme. l
have just patented a nutmeg crater
which my friends all say will bring
me not alone fame, but an immense
fortune"
"Mr. Sampson" began the girl, shy
ly, while / confess that / am not
wholly Indifferent to you, i must have
time TO think it over before ! give
you the wealth Of my young hearts
first affections"
"How long time, dear ?" he ask
ed.
until we find out how the nutmeg
crater goes.--Ex.
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The day is at hand when it will be
an open question as to which is taking
the other to the circus, Johnny or his
father.-Washi Post.
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The Marine Band in full uniform
presents fine toot ensemble.-Pitts-
burg Chronicle.
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Brokers are kind hearted people.
When they find man who isn't in it
they take him in.-New York Her
aid.
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|. The Rev. Phillips Brooks election
to bishopric is a fine illustration of
the natural law that brooks ultimate.
ly find their way to the see.-Lowell
Courier.
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A pretty woman and philosopher
are both apt to be enamored of their
own efections.-Indianapolis Journ.
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Greene-"Old Hanks, the walking
delegate has resigned as member of
DR.. Fourthly's church."
White-"What was the row."
Greene-"The sermon last Sunday
was about the creation of the world
in six days."
White-"What had that to do with
Hanks ?"
Greene-"He claimed that the days
we're over nine hours."-New York
Herald.
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OF course Washington couldn't lie.
But he never had his farm laid out in
town lots.-Columbus Post.
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Old people are continually indulg-
ing in new wrinkles. Rochester Post.
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Mrs. Watts-."Oh, am so glad
you have come home"
Mr.. Watts-"You are? There
must be something wrong, sure.
What is it?"
Mrs. Watts-"It's Fido. I'm afraid
he has the hydrophobia. Ihave been
SO anxious for you to come home, so
you could feel of his nose and see if it
is hot and dry. They say that is a
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