News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1891-06-04
ALL SORTS.
Modern humanity has larger heads
and shorter legs than the ancients.

ALL SOR D
Modern humanity has larger heads
and shorter legs than the ancients.
Hold IT TO THE LIGHT.-The man who
tells you cOnfidentialy just what will cure
your cold is prescribing Kemps Balsam this
year. In the preparation of this remarkable
medicine for coughs and colds no expense is
spared to combine only the best and purest
ingredients Hold a bottle of Kemp's Bal
sam to the light and look through it; notice
the bright, clear look; then compare with
other remedies. Price soc. and 81.
The total forest area in the United
States is estimated at 4S1, 764 500
acres.
The following item, clipped from the Fit
Madison, Iowa. Democrat, contains imfor-
nation well worth remembering: John
Roth of this city, who met with an accident
a few days ago spraining and bruising his
leg and arm quite severely, was cured by one
80 cent bottle of Chamberlain Pain Balm. -
This remedy is without an equal for sprains
and bruises and should have a place in
every household For sale by A. o. Gates
A stranger was recently arrested in
New Jersey and fined SO for wearing
rubber boots.
DEANS RHEUMATIC PILLS, are a urecure for
all formes of Chronic and Infamatory Rheu-
matism and Neuralgia. Entirely vegetable,
always safe.
Flooring of rubber, claimed to be
as endurable as asphalt, and cheaper,
are being tried in Germany.
| just as sure as hot weather comes there will
| be more or less bowel complaint in this vicin-
4 ity. Every person, and especially families,
ought to have some reliable medicine at hand
! for instant use in case it is needed. A % or
80 cent bottle of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is just what you
ought to have and all that you would need,
even for the most severe and dangerous
cases. 1t is the best, the most reliable and
most successful treatment known and is
| pleasant to take. For sale by A. o. Gates.
Brookline, Mass, has set other
towns a good example by buying a
three-acre lot for a public play
ground.
BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALyE.-The best salve
in the world for cuts bruises, sores, ulcers.
salts rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands
chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and
positively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cts. per box. For
sale by A. o. Gates, Morrisville.
CalifOrnia's state board of health
has forbidden the words "heart fail
ure" being given as a cause of death.
Hon. W. V. Lucas, Ex-State Auditor of
Iowa, says: Il have used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy in my family and have no
| hesitation in saying it is an excellent remedy
l believe all that is claimed for it. Persons
afflicted by a cough or cold will find it
friend" There is no danger from whooping
pnnUb wi &c rri,
cent bottles for sale by A. o. Gates.
The farmers of Frensno county.
Cal, are raising bamboo for fencing.
One acre will yield enough for mile of
fence.
A CURE FOR CONSTIPATION AND HEADACHE.
DR.. Silas Lane, while in the Rocky Mountains,
discovered a root that when combined with
other herbs, makes an easy and certain cure
for constipation. 1t is in the form of dry
roots and leaves, and is known as Lanes
Family Medicine. 1t will cure sick headache
For the blood, liver and kidneys, and for
clearing up the complexion it does wonders.
Druggists sell it at cents package.
In the case of a man who killed
himself recently, an English Jury
rendered q verdict that the deceased
committed suicide at the instigation
of the devil"
ELECTRIC BITTERs.-Ths remedy is becom-
ing so well known and so popular as to need
no special mention. All who have used Flee
trio Bltters sing the same song of praise.
purer medicine does not exist and it is guar
anteed to do all that is claimed Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver and
kidneys, will remove pimples, boils salt
rheum and other affections caused by impure
blood. VIII drive malaria from the system
and prevent as well as cure all malarial fe-
vers. For cure of headache, constipation and
Indigestion try Electric Btters. Entiresatis-
faction guaranteed, ormoney refunded. Price
80 cts. and 81 per bottle at A. 0. Gates drug
store.
At Lebanon, Pa, railroad station
a man who had dropped a nickel in
the slot was holding his hands for a
cake of chocolate, but instead a live
mouse was deposited in His hands.
A WONDER WoRKER-Mr Frank Huffman
a young man of Burlington, o., states that
he had been under the care of two prominent
physicians, and used their treatment until he
was not able to get around He was persuad-
ed to try Dr. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption, Coughs and Colds and at that time
was not able to walk across the street with
ont resting. He found, before he had used
half of dollar bottle, that he was much bet
ter; he continued to use it and is to-day en-
joying good health. If you have any Throat,
Lung or Chest Trouble try it. We guarantee
satisfaction. Trial bottle free at Gates drug
store.
The Maine fish commissioners are
reported to have planted 100000
trout. The expected product was
not stated, but their labors, it is pre-
sumed, will yield an enormous crOD of
fish stories.