Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-11
ALL SORTS.

The lightning rod men are in this communi-
ty and some people seem to think that they
would rather be struck by lightning than be
bored by the agent.
Mamma ito her little boy.) ''Now, Bennie
| if you'll be good and go to sleep, mamma II
/ give you one of DR.. Ayers nice sugar coated
Cathartic Pills, next time you need medicine"
Bonnie, smiling sweetly, dropped off to sleep
/ at once.
If an alligator could talk he would probably
declare that he had a small mouth.
In Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil Lini-
ment is combined the curative properties of
the different oils, with the healing qualities
of Arnica. Good for man and animal Every
bottle guaranteed.
You can't tell for certain what man will
do till he does it.
NJ. L. Blair Alderman, 9Th ward, Scranton,
Pa, stated Nov. 9, s3: He had used DIT.
Thomas Eclectrc Oil for sprains, burns, cuts,
bruises and rheumatism. Cured every time.
The man who knows that he was one kind
of fool yesterday very often has a suspicion
that he is some other kind of a fool to-day.
FORTUNATE AND GRATEFUL WoMAN.-Mrs.
j. II. Giles, of Everett Pa, says: 81 suffered
for years from kidney and gravel trouble. No
/ physicians medicine at home did me any
good. l finally visited my former home at
Rondout N. Y, and began using DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, n.
| Y. few words tell the result. am perfect
ly well and happy woman once more.
McCorkle. Il wonder why it is easy to
borrow trouble?" McCrackle. Because
everybody has more than he wants"
Every traveller should have Johnson's Ano-
dyne Liniment in their satchel Safe and re-
liable.
When an army can't beat an enemy it can
| generally beat a retreat.
ASK Your FRIENDS ABOUT Ir.-Your distress
ing cough de cured. We know it because
! Kemp's Basam within the past few years has
cured so many coughs and colds in this community.
Its remarkable sale has been won entirely by its
genuine merit. Ask friend who has used il
what he thinks of Kemps Balsam. There is no
medicine so pure, none effective. Large bottles
soc. and 81 at all druggists.
! When a man throws away the strap around
his pocketbook as soon as he joins the church,
it is pretty sure sign that he has religion.
feel it my duty to say few words IN regard to
Ely's Cream Balm, and 1 do entirely without
solicitation. have used it more, or less half year,
| and have found it to be most admirable. j have
suffered from catarrh of the worst knd since
was a little boy and L never hoped for cure, but
|
acquaintances have used it with excellent results
| Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave, Chicago, III.
JOHNNY is a smart boy. When he was asked
| to define moustache he instantly replied, Its
a bang on the mouth"
! PILES! PILES ITCHING IHEs.-Symptoms :
| Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. If allowed to continue
| tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding, heals ulceration and in most
/ cases removes the tumOre. At druggists or by
mail, tor so cts. DIR. Swayne Son, Philadelphia.
Sheepskin. Shall you send your son to col
| lege? Hardup. No, 1 cannot afford it; but
| I've bought him cape overcoat.
| Deans Rheumatic Pill are a cure for all
| forms of chronic and infammatory rheumatism and
neuralgia Entirely vegetable, always safe.
! American pork is to go up in price because
! Germans are now allowed to eat it up.
What is the use of buying worth ess medicines
! and spending money quack doctors whose only
idea to gull the public. Is it not better to buy
| reliable medicines like Sulphur Bitters? ! think
so, they cured me Of catarrh after suffering three
! years.-F. r. CLARK, Manchester
| Even the most conceited OF men may be
! pardoned his good opinion of himself IL he
| remembers what his mother and the neigh
| bors said about him when he was a baby.
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