St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-13
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


The Dogberrian authorities of West Haven
little town somewhere down in Connecti-
cut. recently fined twenty bicyclists s. each
for riding on the sidewalk Perhaps the
Dogberrian authorities needed that 500 to
make some kind of a showing at the worlds
fair.
The editor of the Bloomington Illl Pam
tagraph, with his lead pencil in fine frenzy
rolling. writes: sherman must go back -
That's just what Forak er says-back toward
the rear.
Ii protection really protected American
workingmen. even at the expense of agri-
cultural classes, it would have some shadow
of excuse for existence as a national issue
But protection protects nobody and taxes
everybody.
Eight hundred Cinnamon have sailed for
the iowery kingdom on the Oceanic to spend
the holidays Undoubtedly the old folks
will Kill the fatted rat in honor of the return
Of the pig-tailed prodigals.
John Kopp, one of the last members of the
famous Bridgeport Conn., Suicides club.
has just completed his. part of the fearful
compact by hanging himself But two more
cranks survive him.
In its daily douche bath for the Sage of
Nininger headed "Donnelly aud His Dol
lar the Pioneer Press INDUCES in a fin
pant witticism to the effect that each jury.
man thought Mr.. Donnelly was damaged
about SIs cents WORTH To be accurate
the Pioneer Press should have said SIs cents
worth. but then the Pioneer Press seldom is
accurate in statistics.
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DIR. Felix Adlers gifted alternate in the
Society of Ethical Culture is Mangasar Man.
gasarian The euphony of this gentleman's
name is just simply euphonious.
To aromatic cloves good-by-
Their use was always risky
Let's welcome with joyful cry
That odorless new whisky
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university foot ball teamg
Tom-Yep.
Sister Madge-What are your co lors?
Tom-Black aud blue.
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Omaha; in fact, it always did stand at high
water mark ever since the town emerged
from shantyhood. No issue of either the
two morning dailies, the Bee and World
Herald, is allowed to appear which does not
contain direct personal attack on ONE ed
ltor, editorial writer, lawyer, statesman or
local politician. They are a lively set of
journalistic wrangiers down in Omaha.
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Milwaukee offers fat prize for the best
suggestion for an attraction to lure worlds
fair visitors to Milwaukee. If Milwaukee is
reaching out after English nobility she might
stock the city with young American heiresses.
Miss Sideout-I saw that young Wind
TANNER was very attentive to you last even
ing. He must have talked steadily an hour
and half. Were you mashed?
Miss HomepIate-No; was mangled.
Nemesis appears to have been coming sud
denly around the corner just in time to col
Tide violently with Joe Muhatton. This does
away with the theory thai Nemesis has long
been camping on his trail.
Those New York Republicans who con-
tracted to furnish choice cuts. pnrterhouse.
sirloiu and rump steaks from the Tammany
Tiger after Nov. B. nave forfeited their
bonds.
: If Levi P. Morton is lost in the woods why
doesn't he fire off his gun:
By placing one ear close to the ground
one can almost hSar the sound of wages go
ing up in Ohio since the election-llmost.
but not quite.
A correspondent of the GLOBE calls atten-
ton to that insignificant microbe. the anony-
nous letter writer. The indignant CORE
spondent asks the GLOBE to express its senti-
ments regarding this contemplate tissue of
gangrene on the body polite, and sunrise
Signals is ready to cheerfully comply with
the request In newspaper offices it is an in
flexible rule to pay no attention whatever to
the writer who eonceals his or her identity
by aid of an anonymous contribution
But we can readily understand the annoy
ance which such an insect is capable of
causing the private individual is tantalizing
The anonymous letter writer, be he black
mailer or vindictive Pariah. with the cuur-
age of a crawish and the wit of an aims
house idiot, is one uDon whom should be set
society heel of condemnation and his head.
metaphorically, bruised to the consistency
of editorial paste. This fostering social
annoyance should by law be made
felony and the crime punished by
a term of years in prison withous
recourse to financial liquidation. Next
In the list of social bacilli comes the man or
woman who pOisons the ear of an acquaint-
ance. following up the process with the in
junction: Don't say who told you this, but
circulate the story" For such earthworms
of the slime deathbed repentance should be
in vain. There are good men and women in
this city to-day living under a cloud of IN
demanded aspersions of anonymity while
the truth is struggling to obtain Il foothold.
of course truth will triumph in the end but
nnal balm cannot remove the scars of past
suffering caused by the anonymous writer OF
verbal lar.
At last the American flag has been brought
to the front in q Chicago anarchists meet
ing-by aid of the Chicago police.
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think If is q scaly trick,
Although l largely deal in scales.
That David Bennett Hill should stick
Till Flower begins to trim his sails.
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A physician of Shei5yville, Iud., has pre-
scribed diet OF dogs meat for lady in that
city who has consumption. We have heard