The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1891-03-27

the marshy, 0yeffOwed lands, sunken lots,
and half submerged river banks, which
give them birth, the seeds OF malaria Inn
pregnate the air. and are inhaled at every
breath, by thousands unprovided with any
adequate safeguard against the baneful in
huence. Yet such exist-pOtent alike to
remedy or to prevent, pure In It's c0nstitu-
ents, and the professionally recognized sub
stitute for the hateful drug qulnlne. Its
name is Hostetter's Stomach bltters, q ram
lily specIfic and safegurd, foremost not only
as al xntidote to malaria, but also as q
means OF permanently removing dyspepsia,
relieving constipation, liver complaint,
rheumatism, kidney and bladder ailments,
and nervousness. Among invigorants 1t
takes the first place, and Is also first class
appetizer. Use 1t systematically.
ssYou claim that you were insane when
You proposed to her?" Yes SIR" Can you
prove it?" "Yes SIR" "How?" "By pro-
ducIng the plaintiff in court and letting the
jury look at her."
Worked Like o Charm.
Bradield's Female Regulator worked like
charm; improvement been wonderful; can
not express my gratitude. Wish every lady
adiicted would try It, know 1t would cure
them. Mrs. Long, Spring Grove, Fla, write
the Bradfield Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga,
for full particulars. Sold by Johnson IL
Henderson.
Jndge-This verdict could not have been
reached on law and evidence. Foreman of
tbs Jury-No, sir; we ju used common
sense. Judge acknowledgements and set
aside.
The Truth OF It.--Mr. Walton-Why do
they call fishermen anglers? Mr.. Hooke-
Comes from angle, you know. Crooked.
They never tell straight story about what
they catch.
A Clergyman, having threatened to cow
hide young men whom he might catch lott
efihg ur0nnd his church door waiting on the
girls, local paper says that one by one the
inducements for young men to draw near to
religious comfort fade away.
Let's reason together Here's firm, one
Of the largest the country over, the world
over; 1t has grown, step by step, through the
years. to greatness it sells patent med
icinesl-ugh!
That's enough.
Wait little
This firm pays the newspapers good mon
ey (expensive business this advertising) to
tell the people that they have faith In what
tlty BELL ID IuuCH lditu bhdt IL tiCJ Cah
benefit or cure they don't want your money.
Their guarantee Is not indefinite and relative
but dcfinite and absolute7if the medicine
doesn't help, your money is con CALL"
Suppose every sick man and feeble woman
tried these medicines and found them worth
less. who would be the loser, you or they?
The medicines are DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, for blood diseases, and
his Fayorte Prescription, for woman's pc
culiar ills. If they help towards health they
cost 81 bottle, each! Ii they don't. they
cost nothing.
'Did the grocers make anything on sug-
arp" asked Lamkin. Eyes" said Broker
Margin. "Those who had any sand did,"
English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft or calloused lamps and blemishes
from horses, blood spavins, curbs, splints,
Sweeney, ring-bOne, stiles, sprains, all
swollen throats, coughs, etc. Save $50 by
use of one bottle. Warranted the most
wonderful blemish cure ever known. Sold
byJohnson & Henderson, druggists, Owosso
'sAre you acquainted with this?" asked
Banks, as he displayed an unpaid note to its
maker. 'No," replied Kyting, never met
it"