The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-06-25
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tery
We esrpoi 81 lcsrn 10 write lite
sssiftres'e bot meet Of ~ II We Try bard.
osn lsafu 20 .psil. aud that VI. something
sh.l ospssu copIsht "a
-pfoie.sar Name The bones Of the
.inll. s,ndepi (Bbpnpated aud rsf'oos)
I've a., en- Ill 10 ny bead. bo, csui
iusi ,hlat Of the nsmes. sir,
How ~il | enter the money the cash.
Ter slipped .iib. s,hed the bootkeeper,
under profit sbd lossf Mo- suppose you
put y and-r tuauisg expenses
Hos he Il you stay 80 much later than
usual Al Miss Pruynsi jack Spring
olospisg: the old msn doesb'i dare come
ds~n ior fear Of ,scks
Mrs Slimssn - ! don't undsrsiand.
Will. BIO. you should have worn your
clothes out 20 sliding down hill Didnt
you use your .Ieai Willie Ye. IN, Ill but
the isst iimr.
Mistress Well Hsunsh, What Ia IN
Have ron busted the psrlor slresdyf Ser
vsnt(recsn,ly imported; Dus. the psrlor
Is IN Faith su' eveytbibes ell covered
with dusl nos.
--Aa eminent surgeon says that with
four cuts and lev stitches he can alter
mans face 20 hs own mother would not
know him Any newspaper can do that
With only one cut
Mis-. DE Platte - Jobb. Lot, & Co.
have some remarkable bargs. ps u their
French prints coulter. Old Lady Have
these tilted foreigners got to offering them,
selves on bargain counten1
There's 20 use tryin' to ejycste the
Chinese, said Patrolman Flynn, They
don't even know their own language. Oi
ssked wan O. them phat the worrnd for ST.
Pstrick's day 10 Chinese, aud he cudn' tel
me.
II bought this broad ,brimmed bat to |
keep the ligb, out OF my eyes, she said
oopfiingly Nothing can do that. be an
swered gsllantly. and tho world revolved
on its regular twenty 'four'bour's'dsy syn
ten just - ususl.
Plain Citizen Ito editor OF Dnkeyville
Clsriop) Why do you call wshoo promi
nent and influential citizen? He has never
done anything worth noticing Eii,or-
Hasn't, hey' Gosh Almighty. mani He
has just paid me too years subscription
il sdvsnctl
Conversation between q traveller and
. lad OF six or seven; Your grandfather
there seems to be very old. Do You know
what his ago isf No. sir; couldn't exactly
say, cir. I'm sure he can't be very young
Hes nlsays been ubout the house rs long
~ can remember
--An old colored woman, praying for
one Who had been guilty Of Islander, said
On Lord, won't you be kind enough I,
take the door OF bis mouth Of. and when
you put 1t on again, just hang ii on the
gospel hinges Of peace on esitk and good
will 10 men Amen,
Il am sorry didn't come and dine
. fortnight ago, observed the customer,
blsndly. Very good Of you to say so, I'm
sure, said the landlord, besmiug the bssm
OF the Just and oontented. Yes. went on
ths customer, ~ II TO himself, ! should
have liked trying this fish when il was
flesh. l.
-Dsigle Il tell you this country Offers
chances Tor success found nowhere else
Nov, there was Major True. he started .
messenger boy and left cool million when
be died. Irask Well, he deserved II.
Dsiele Wbsii Ttask A million Of dol,
lars II he succeeded 10 starting = messen.
ger boy.
A 'nuug lady wss recently married 10
tile Synib aDd the local newspaper made
'hls rotice Of tbs event: Miss Msrislon
Armstrong is one OF those rich, rare, ripe,
besuties 10 tser. form. mind, and soul that
~ their ylriarr. poser shd worth gave TO
the south sc~ Of heroes thsl has never
been approached IN msuly m.nliuess by
sry laid ~ sny cline
This is ysry Sudden. Mr.. Jaw,mith
said the msideb. sii.r bis propossl. While
feel bouored al your Avossi, you csnnot 4
kloss &C iii,le d you rs T. Well. vbst
an 20 DO, Mss Mildrco7 pleaded jaw,
sniib. Mn. Of The sr sho do know
me we'll viii mary me
--s--- --s----- 1850 ~ uisuivus sL
said Mr.. Spiiltiu,. who vas reading . ps,
per. WI, 800 ] read 10 the paper that
siier dc sss uader control. the 6remsp
lla, ed sll nis bi on the ruins. Why didn't
they g. ttnr add 40 to bed Ike sensiblc
nes iusis.d OF rompine about like little
ebildrslf
She b.d iope somettiss naughty. and
her u thar bat sent Der q to bed . little
rnlier than usasi, aud told her the would .
punish bsr Tor u 10 The morning. The
child iusl, down 10 ssy Der prayers, and
'he put In this Interpolation. Please, God
voII ,ru isie mamma up 10 heavier; toi .,
lltoesiher ba, iast for ,omoiroSi
"a efntirmsn ~ho uss travelling 10 !,
,re ~ ~, most insaluhrtoas ai.t,trt. ri