St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-07
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.
Ignatius Donnelly-I am Hamlet. Distant
Echo Whispering down the bosky delD-
Without the .let."

Ignatius Donnelly-I am Hamlet. Distant
| Echo Whispering down the bosky delD-
| Without the ''let''
| The Boston Traveller in speaking of MIN
nesota's amended jury system, in which the
concurrence of ten Jurors establishes YER
dict says: st would probably be regarded
| as fairer test if the reform were amplified
TO include criminal cases rs well. for it is here
| that the obstinaey of the dissenting single
| juror is most noticeable and expensive. y
Yet the Traveller should remember that it is
more than possible that the single juror may
be right. Suppose, for instance, that the
Traveller were the single juror, How, then?
A peppery partisan Republican organ at
tempts to make point against Senator Cal
vim s. Brice by callirg attention to the fact
that he has son at Harvard who gives his
address as New York. Well, ex-senator
Allen G. Thurman has a son who is presi-
dent of base ball club. Does this necessa-
rily imply that the "OId Roman is short
stop?
Patterson-Where have you been for the
last six months; you look seedY?
Matterson-Down on Wall street.
Patterson-Did you find the wall?
Matterson-I did that: went slap up against
it the first crack out of the box.
To the Republican party
You may turn, you may twist, you may
squirm as you will;
But the blood of the redskin will cling to you
still.
Eric rlip
himself with large bowl of hot saffron tea,
and compose his portly form alongside the
defined skeleton OF the force bill? He has
strutted his brief hour upon the stage and
now his rants and rawlings have sunk to the
soft tremelo of SIS read organ, wheezy in
the pipes and riekeTty in the stops.
True the lymph has arrived in st. Paul,
done UP in all original package, but what we
are willing to pay freight on just now is
large and carefully selected invoice of back
bone.
An innocent old man, with claim for tim
Der cut from his land during the war, daily
haunts congress with a pocketful OF big red
apples These he distributes freely among
the members, incidentally calling attention
to his modest claim. But big red apples
don't go in congress, old man. 1t seems
harsh TO say so, and brutal is the advice, put
you will have to fill your pockets with long
greens and place yourself i'll touch with the
touching committee before your measly tim
Der claim will boom athwart the horizon be-
fore single member of the peoples repre-
sentatives." Evidently you are not one OF
1.-The people"
The Worlds Columbian exposition is max
ing rapid strides just now. The chicago
papers have got along to the stage of pub
fishing rear elevations of the principal exh1-
bitlon buildings, which they say are going to
be erected-sometime.
The temperature of St. Paul weather was
unusually high yesterday-within The radius
of mile around the state house. The legis-.
lature convened.
We hereby serve due notice upon his jaggs
Lord Salisbury, that if he is not quite ready
to begin war on the United States, we are
willing to wait Meanwhile if he whips our
little champion, Ben Harrison, we give it out
cold that we shall plead for him the modern
pugilist act, Not in condition.
Nate rlelu lStd loyal NaonihStoH "oui"ii'
and is, no doubt, sincere in the sentiment
that the Capital city is destined to become
the mecca of thought in all phases" Still,
it falls out that Washington, somehow. ex-
cites more hilarity than deep contemplation.
1t would not appear that its maiarial atmos-
phere was conducive to giddiness, but when
the senate gallery was full of pretty school
MAINS, few days ago, Vice President Nor
ton was obliged to rebuke the beauteous
throng for clipping their tiny hands in rap
turous applause of some political sentiment
pumped up from the deep, full lungs OF some
Western Scion.
.TeIlthem,'' whispered Mr.. Morton, that
this is not shooting gallery"
81 WILL" answered the sergeant-at-arms
and then he muttered soto voice. Perhaps
they take it for the Shoreham buffet"