Morning journal and courier., 1891-10-20
REFRESHMENT.

Jones (after delightful waltz)-And now Miss Brown, let us go and seek some 'refreshment for man and beast. t.'-Punch.
 An enterprising dentist in an Ohio town has in the window of his office the sign: ''Your teeth pulled while you wait."- Troy Press.
 Judge-You are accused of not support ing your wife.
 Prisoner-But, your honor, you don't know my wife. She is insupportable.- Boston Transcript.
 A New Style in Cellars. the ould man, Mrs. McGobb!' "Misther Me Cobb, ma'am, is at prisint on the south side, assishtin' in the erection of cellar, thank ez."-Indianapolis Journal.
 sI suppose that cross little baby sister of yours is climax to your troubles, eh, Tommy?" ''Not exactly a climax, sir" re- piled the dignifed Tommy; 'I should rather call it cry-sis. Baltimore Amer ican.
 "How-waw-ye, Queen Lillylukillarneya" "Quite well. thank you. Never better in my life, assure you, upon my Honor lulu" This ought to settle all question as to the health of her Hiwaiian majesty.- Washington Post
 For Value Received. .-She-He was des- perately in love with her. Why, he sent her costly flowers and presents nearly every day for two years. She-Did he finally win herr He-No. He earned her.-The Epoch Mary's Beau-Mr. Hintley, you should have one of these newly invented clocks which require winding only once in sixty days.
 MT. Hintley-Eh: You don't suppose I'd want you sitting here two months at a stretcha-Jeweler's Weekly. | Henley-Smith and Jones each called the other 8 liar. Have they given each other satisfaction yeti Digby-Yes. Henley With fists or pistolsl Digby-No; they | left it to committee of two of Jones' friends and two of Smiths, to say who was the liar, and the committee was evenly divided.-Life.
 "You shouldn't be so restless in church, Charlie" said the minister to his little son. "I could see you moving and jump ing about in the pew all through my ser mon." 'I was stiller'n you were papa, answered Charlie. "You was wavin' your I arms and talkin' all through church" D. Harper's Young People.
 What the Preaching is For.-There is 6 story that some children had 8 discussion concerning the services in one of oul fashionable temples. One youpgster who had reached the mature age of seven said: ''I'd just like to know what preaching is forg" ooh, don't you knowl' inquired his five-year-old sister; "it's tt give the singers @ rest, of course. ."-Hebrev Standard.
 Wanted to be Consistent.-M Weatherl.
 was sitting in his office when young maI came in and presented bill for ten dol lars. "Look here, young fellow, it seem that you people are in considerable of hurry for money" ftI don't think so, sir
 You have owed it for a year" "Yes, for
 year, but let me tell you that am ffty-on
 years old. So you see there were lift.
 years of my life during which didn't ow
 it. Just think of it-didn't owe you a cen for fifty years. Now don't see what bet ter record you want than that. Let tim
 even this thing little; let us be consist
 ent."-Arkansaw Traveller. , "This is a small case, gentlemen" sai Judge Wing to the jury, Tuesday morning in the case of the dogs and the COWS. s1 g reminds me of the case that was tried b'