Telegram-herald., 1891-02-26


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laaeh. Lass week Was cat Ia sas ga.
AL really wzs Afr.la q a sza.zstroAs.v
or soa cay, The ssassror q czaaa. l.
very ~. AID yoslr Ssfszid answers.
Is bef Vel, / never cared Esusch
sh-Fsas China; VISA Was a. school !
nsssr coSA 1ad TIE cAlz.sss elkaS, a.
thsagh I wxs : pretty good scaolsr, 81.
he Squad CONES "a some dAy aad
nnais you sGtsrtng from tAs EsaxslgiA.
or fro-A - gyspps, o. some other coma
pAnns demanding sympathy. bal Il has
Isone 10 give
seuralgic On, | used 70 have Il
arsadEsElly some years ago; the Doctor
sud he aeyer szw any onc have IL 50
baby; Was = perfect martyr. and moth
ing ever rellsved It. baE taoa my nervous
system Is very sensitive. you probably
couldn't begin " suffer as did. .
Or ss.il more sggrayating Is. ~Seu-
r-iglz. On, that's ucshing! Nobody
ever dses % that, you know. Now. II
you had hal bronchitis - lad three
no, les me see-three, four. why YES. nye
summers ago. when We were AT the
White noun saIns, should know how 10
pity you ! suffered everything. can
assure you. especially one night when
my husband had 70 wiring out hot
cloths 10 put 20 my chest eight hours
without once sitting down"
Rather herd on him" you spitefuiiy
suggest. bat the Squid only stares.
''Oh, well-of course when | was so
sick he couldn't think about thkt Well,
l won't stay and bother you since you
don't feel well. Goodby; l hops your
cold VIII soon Dc better
Then there Is the Fidgety Person. who
never can sit still and be quiet minute.
Perhaps IL IS u woman, aud she can't bear
the draft from that window or door or
IL you Will excuse her. may she lower
the window a little 20 Is 10 have the air
from the top; or she can't sit III low
chair, or may she have hassoc1; and
where is her fan aud her vinaigrette.
On, yes, she has dropped them: and she
must throw of her wrap in the house
and keep on her scarf; and don't you
think the perfume of 50 many flowers is
unwhols<some: and she does want you
10 try taking hot water before your
meals. and you must test it with Their
morneter; if not too nlch trouble she
win have some now instead Of glass
of wine or tea. and so on.
Or il Is = man, and ne roans around
your rooms like wild creature IN q
cage, taking up every book and every
ornament, turning it over and asking
| questions about Il and laying il down IN
another place; pushing the chairs, the
easels, the little tables. the footstools oct
OF his way, tipping them over and pick
ing them up again. toying with the tas-
sells of the curtains and cushions until ne
twists them OF or unravels them, and f
he does at last subside into a chair,
| twisting it Gnd himself about until the
/ legs creak and the castors rebel; If the
| chair has lace and ribbons upon its bacl,
it is needless 70 say tina: the fidgety MAJ
/ never rests Until he has destroyed their
| symmetry if not themselves; then IS
fingers stray to the table, pick up q pearl
| paper cutter, and in the earnestness If
| conversation bend it and bend it until
when the snap comes it Is almost "a
lief TO your expectant nerves; if there IS
vase OF flowers at hand he pulls them
TO pieces, aud you are lucky if he doas
! not pull over the whole business and d.
I luce your book OF water colored sketches
/ with moro water than the colors can
carry Of.
! This kind Of person may and often
hor ~ all tha
under the scl, but for trying your tenn
per, straiuing your good manners, up
setting your nervous system, and mai
! ing you long TO be condemned to solitary
confineIaens, comment me to the Eidge-
Then there Is tho Counsel for the o.
position, the person VINO ALWAYS takes
/ the other SIT, from yours upon every
subject under the sun, who involves
you, in your own despite. IN a perpetual
argument and controversy, until in his
/ society (c- hers) you become q ther guar
relsorae OF tsmely acqGesceut, feeling
afraid 70 OPEN your mouth, lest you
should be contradictcd. Positively, /
have met people with whom this habit
| had become SO nearly a mania that
/ don't think they could control then
selves On board ship once said TO a
gentleman Of this class:
"Ihere IL the coast of Ireland; we shall
soon be a. Queenstown"
'.Oh, no; that's not q coast line, but
bank OF fog
1.-The captain Just told me It was Ire
land" said /, really curious to see how
ne would evade this authority, but he
never faiterd-
"I beg to differ with tho capt&n; it 70
not the coast, but may perhaps b \
mirage thrown up BY the coast, which is
itself helow the horizon"
And then we have that most fs*iguing
Of all people. tho Dense Person; not ex-
scsly stapd pezson. for after an idea
has penetrated his mind il IL often weli,
received an proftably nurtured, bat 70
/ get new itsa into tia. mind without
the traditional surgical operation y an
undertaking from which even brave
man may shrink and . woman quail
You skctcniiy narrasc some httle e1-
periencs Of your own or some adventure
/ of friend. and sre- pazinc on TO IN
/ other toxs, when the Depse Person ar
rests you
Excuse ne. bu. did underxtsnA
I you TO say so and soS'
You hastily explain. while s,e r9t Of
ne parry wish % go On WIN IN NV
topic. bot the Dense one Ia afwsys PSF
Gsssns.
''E you 4v the carriages coming. Why
4 a "a Az
why. my foot shipped in the mud