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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

The eighth wonder Of the world inst .!,St
Tasteless OnIiI
- r. "a the same tonic as that hereto
sSid under the same name e3cert that
4, is tasteless. Guaranteed TO eur''
For sale by all druggists
5ana-0fnc mayoAlmh
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
CurxCUxA RESOGVENT.

The new blood and skin purifier, and purest
and best of humOr remedies, cleanses the
blood lof all impurities and poisonous ele-
ments, and thus remove the cause, while
Cuticura the great Skin Cure, and Cuticura
Soap, an exquisite Skin Purifier and bcauti-
fer clear the skin of every trace of disease.
Hence the Cuticura Remedies cure every
disease and humor of the skin, scalp, and
blood, with loss of hair, from pimples to
scrofula.
Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticura, SOC;
Soap, 25c.; Resolvent. 81. Prepared by the
Potter Drug and Chemical Corporation, Bos-
ton send for ''How to Cure Skin Disease"
"a pages, 80 illustrations, and 100 testimonials.
nIMPLES, black heads, red, rough, chapped
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

American Taxpayer (traveling in
Egypt)-What earthly use were all
these non strous pyramids? Why
did the H. y titan Governments build
them? That's what I can't UNDER
stand.
American Statesman latter refipc-
tion)-Mebby there wor a divvy In
.-NefO YORK Weekku.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
n. & f. DIVISION.
AAHLrI.LI

N.&F. DIVISION.
SOUTH.
No 81 Passenger leaves Columbia. ;S;25 a, M
No 25 Mix Ace bet. Column tia anu Iron CITY
. leaves Column bia. ...........-. .4:1O p M
The above trains carrie passengers.
NORTH.
No. 26 mix. acc. bet. Iron City and Columplt'
leaves Iron City .............--4 ~ \. M
" arrives at Columbia ,....t... $50
No. % passenger " Shchicd, ......l :45 p M
:" arrives at Columbia ...........5;2O
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
PrInter,s stationery.

We have q complete STOCK OF PRINT
er's sistiol,e cry, new press, and typ
Of every 4 'ob priniihy
atss.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

Revised Arithmetic.-"How much
are your oranges2" "Aight cints 3
pace, sonny" "Well, how much for
eight?n "Lemme see-aight times
aight is lightweight. Well, take the
lot for sivinty-foive cints, dear. u
EXCHANGE.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

"Tben l may venture to hope, Lii
ian ?'' he said eagerly. "And you
dOn't look upon me as au ignorant
clown"
Gas a Clown" she replied. "No,
Harry, | have thought of you some
times, though, as-as IA sort OF
rincmaster, you know"
And she wears solitaire on her
finger row. Chicago Tribune.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
An Awful Sore Limb.
FLESH A MASS OF DISEASE. CORDI-
TON HOPELESS. CURED BY TI

FLESH A MASS OF DISEASE. COEDI-
TION HOPELESS. CURED BY THE
CUTICURA REMEDIES.
For three years was almost crippled with
an awful sore leg from my knee down to my
ankle; the skin was entirety gone, and the
flesh was one mass of disease. Some physi-
clans pronounced it incurable. 1t had di-
unfinished about one tn frd the size of the 9TH
er, and 1 was in q hopeless condition. After
trying all kinds OF remedies and spending
hundreds of dollars, from which got no re-
Cuticura :Remefies, and the result was as
fO'oWs: 4 er three days l noticed decided
change for the better, and at the end OF three
montns l was completely cured. My flesh
was purified, and the bone (Which had been
exposed for over a year, got sound. The flesh
BEGAN to grow, and to-day, and for nearly
two years, my leg is as well as ever 1T was,
sound in every respect, and not sign OF dis
ease to be seen. REV. $. q. AHERN,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

Why scratch your life away when
little of Hunts Cure judiciOusly applied
will cure the worst case of itch ever
known? If not it costs you nothing.
Price 80 cents, For sale by all drug
ianQ- Gnl-lnaNQ I'm.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
N cured by CuIlcufa 9oaP.
Hom W. Qo.k leboS 7

I'D like to know why yon nired
young woman for Il typewriter" d.
manded Mrs. HiloW of her husband.
$50 could have some one To dictate
to-" piled the unhappy man.
NeW York San.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

Clear. Careful Analysis of Its Pro
visions.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
RAD ECZEMA CURED.

The Cuticura Remedies wrought aswonder-
full cure on me. l was troubled greatly with
q severe case of eczema, and after receiving
little or no benefit from the treatment OF
some of the leading specialists here, pro-
cured a set of them and before they We're all
used the disease left me. l recommend the
Cuticura remedies as the best and surest cure
for all diseases of the skin.
w. NELSON CHAMBERLAYNE,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

"Do ] like the theater? l should
say did"
1.-The legitimate"
"Oh. it doesn't matter, so long as
my wife goes and | get chance to
nave a lively time at home with lot
OF the boys. "-PhiLadelphid Times.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efiectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in It's
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known,
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, kK NEW YORK. NV
janl ly
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

Merritt /. Fernald, a youth Of l6
has been appointed assistant boiaDIst
OF Harvard College. He is son OF
President FerDald, Of the Main State
college.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
A TALK TO FARMERS.

HON. JOSIAH PATTERSON ON THE
SUB-TREASURY BILL.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22
Letter Lists.

Isn't it strange that the doctor who
insists upon his rich patients going to
Florida can cure the poor ones with a
few bottles, of nasty medicine?-
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1891-05-22

"Fingers were made before forks
remarked Miss Elder, at the table.
mine weren't" replied Miss Flipp,
spitefully -Harper's Bazaar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
General Gleanings.

The city council meets tomorrow night.
The streets were quite muddy yesterday.
The city election occurs Monday, Febru-
Rry9.
The crop of hobos is increasing at police
headquarters.
new motor was running on the Ogden
City railway yesterday.
a cold breeze from the Ogden cafion was
blowing yesterday morning.
The local politicians are beginning to pre-
pare for the coming election.
The htule boy of Mr. B. H. Goddard was
somewhat improved yesterday.
B. NJ. Short has returned from an ex-
tended business trip in the east
The street cars and hacks did good
service after the theatre night before last.
The Athenaeum Speciality company will
appear in the Grand Opera house next
Tuesday evening.
Superintendent Mertzheimer, of the
Wyoming division of the Union Pacific,
passed through the city yesterday on his
way to Salt Lake city.
The dirt was thrown into the sewer
bitches on Lincoln avenue, between
Twenty fourth and Twenty fifth streets,
yesterday with a large road grader.
The new Citizens Electric Light works
is proving very detrimental to Ogden s
telephone service Sometimes at night it
is almost impossible to get sound over the
wires.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
A NOTEWORTHY EXCEPTION.

FROM utC htHlodtt tS- ~ Ofdpillc.
While the columns of the Graphic are
omen to any and all unobiectionable adver-
tisements, yet it is quite impossible for US
TO speak knowingly of the merits of the
various articles Of merchandise advertised.
Particularly is this true of patent medi-
clnes. But there are exceptions occasionally,
and noteworthy exception is the cele-
brated Chamberlain Cough Remedy.
This now universally known medicine
has been advertised in the Graphic for
four or five years but not until recently
had we any personal knowledge of its won
derful efficacy which has come about
through the prevailing influenza and the
stubborn cough that has so often attended
it. In the writer's family this medicine
has on several occasions this wiuter cured
q cough that baffled any and al other
remedies; and the number Of families in
Kimball and vicinity, in which this remedy
has been used with like effects, attests to
its value IS specific for coughs and colds
of every nature. For sale by Z. G. M. /.
drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Library Mass Meeting.

A mass meeting of the citizens of Ogden
interested in the new library will be held
in the city hall this evening. The object of
the meeting is to perfect an organization
and to elect officers for the ensuing year.
1t is essential that all friends of the en-
terprlse should be present on this occasion
The movement has assumed the proportions
of encouragement, the goal is almost
reached ana if any citizen shows himself to
be lacking, it only tends to discourage an
enterprise that is gifted with the rewards
Of educational and social advancement
Everyone should lend a hand in making it
a success. The ladies should attend the
meeting and show their appreciation for
the movement.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
London Money Market.
New York General Market.

NEW YORK, Jan. 7.-Hops-Quiet, firm; Pa
cliic coast, 30Q3S.
Cohee-Options closed steady unchanged, .
points up. Sales, l0250 bags; January, 5000
1925; March, 1540015.45: May, 1900; Septem-
Der. 400; spot Rio, steady; lair cargoes, 10;
No. Z, .1715-
Sugar-Kaw irmer, fair refining, 9-16; cen
trifugal. 90 test, 59s. Sales, cargoes centrifu-
gal, 96 test 2 sos; c. and F. refined, firmer; c.
5051s; extra c., 5 3-16 white, extra c. 514 vel
low, 49s; of A, 5000 9l6; standard A., 1915;
confectioners A, So; powered, 81 granulated,
D 5-l6: cubes, 6Is.
Copper-Nominal; lake. January, 400.
Lead-Dull, steady; domestic, 4.l71s.
n-Steady; straits, 1918.
PlateS-Firm, dull.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
A Break in the Broom.

Ogden's hotel accommodations were
slightly disabled again yesterday. Mr.
Hurt, of Salt Lake city, came here few
weeks ago and made arrangements with
the proprietors of the broom hotel, Mrs. E.
Vowel & Son, to control the dining
and kitchen. Apparently everything went
along smoothly, but yesterday forenoon all
We're surprised when they heard that the
dining room had been closed. Mr.. Hurt
gave no reasons for the unexpected move,
and all the help began clamoring for their
salary and being unable to get it by other
means they had an attachment issued on
the property of the new proprietor and
also garnisheed the uncollected bills. 1t is
understood Mrs Vowel, who formerly
conducted the dining room successfully,
will again take charge of it to-day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
New York Stock Exchange.

NEW YORK. Jan. THE stock market today
was strong throughout with decided increase
IN orders executed by commission houses. The
pressure of short stocks upon the market pre-
vented any material advance in the general list
and gave the market a feverlsh tone which
lasted throughout the entire session. A strong
undertone, however, asserted itself and little or
no impression was made upon the list. Final
CT anges tonight are generally factional gains,
but only one of Importance. There were ad-
yances of per cent. in Louisville and Union
Pacific, while Jersey Central advanced 3.
Governments barely steady.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Police Court.

Judge Preshaw was in his usual place at
the police station yesterday and made dis
position of the following subjects:
John McCune, arrested for vagrancy, is
domiciled in the city boarding house for
ten days.
Edward Erwin was fined s. and costs for
indecent exposure.
William Burns appropriated valuable
overcoat from the residence of Rev. p. NJ.
Cushnahan. He was bound over in the
sum of $1,000 which he cannot pro
cure and languishes in the city bastile
Burns is an old offender and has been be-
hind the bars before in Ogden as well as in
Salt Lake
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
The District Court.

Yesterday was light day in the district
court, only three cases calling the attention
OF Judge Miner:
r. c. Toone ct al VS.. Lorenzo Farr ct al.
case continued from yesterday: defendant
called K. G. Toone, Lorenzo Farr, w. S.
Harris and Isaac Farr. Taken under ad-
Visement
Thomas Cahoon VS.. First National bank
Of Cheyenne, ct al; motion of c. G. Dyle
TO file and approve report of referee con-
tinued till Friday morning.
In re application H. H. Henderson for a
writ of habeas corpus.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
OGDEN DEPARTMENT,
NOTICE.

AllOgden subscribers of The HERALD are
requested to settle their accounts to Janu-
airy l, 1891, Immediately by calling at THE
HERALD branch, 2472 Washington avenue.
After the above date the circulation will
be IN the hands of L. H. Beason, Ogden
manager of THE HERALD. Prompt atten-
to the above is requested.
THE HERALD Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
New Bank officers.

At the last annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Ogden State bank the follow
ing directors were elected: H. G. Bigelow,
John A. Boyle, E. A. Reed, NJ. n. Graves,
S. M. Preshaw, L. w. Jones and B. LON
bard, jr. H. c. Bigelow was elected presi-
dent; John A. Boyle, vice president; A. P.
Bigelow, cashier, at meeting of the direc-
tors subsequently held.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Chicago Live Stock.

CHICAGO, Jan. .-Cattle-Receipts, 1900;
steady to easy; top prices for steers, 1905 40 /;
good to choice steers, 425Q4 rs; butchers stock,
l.50G95); siockers, 1900 3.25
Hogs-Receipts, $1,000; about steady; rough
and common mixed light, 35003.6O; prime
mixed ana packing. 3.55G3.60: prime heavy
and butchers weights, S7503. IS: light. 3.6O9370.
Sheep-Receipts, 5000: steady and higher;
westerns, 4 5JQ5oo: natives, 4.15G5.25; light
Texans, SS5614. 30
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Closing Railroad Stocks.
NEW YORK, Jan.
Chicago Produce.

CHICAGO, Jan. Wheat steady; cash, 90
May, 96zl@96B.
Corn-Cash, 1873 May. 5a%053
Oats-Steady; cash, 4221; May, 45sl@455s.
Pork-F'irm; cash, 1915; May, lbs.
Lard-Firm; cash. $3.50; May, 6.425s.
Barley-Firm; 750S0.
Rye-Firm; 61116S.
Whisky-l.14.
Shoulders-4.20 50430.
Short Clear-5.25d535.
Short Ribs l0@5.20.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
AMONG HIS GRANDCHILDREN.

j. r. Dodds, editor of he daily and
weekly Arbor State, of Wymore, Neb., says
81 have seen the magic effect of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy in cases of Group and
colds among my grandchildren. We would
not think of going TO bed at night without
q bottle of this remedy in the house. Cham
berlain's medicines are growing more pop
ular here every day." For sale by z. c.
NJ. |. drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Financial Meeting.

A mass meeting to discuss the financial
question was called for this evening in the
chamber of commerce, but on account of
the library mass meeting it was postpon ed
one week when all citizens interested
should attend
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08

NEW YORK, Jan. - Alice, Sl.15; Chollar
Sl.o5; Consolidated California & Virginia, 81. As
Gould & Curry S1.20; Hale & NorcroSs, 81 20
$3.50: Plymouth, Sl25; Sierra Nevada, Sl.S5
Standard, Sl.20; Suffer Creek, S1.l0; Union Con
solidated. S1.40
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Chicago Wheat.

CHICAGO, Jan. Wheat steadier. The
market opened 1aG14 higher than yesterday,
advanced a more eased of q, rallied A@R (,
declined and the closing was about A695
lower than yesterday. Receipts, 1898. 600; ship
ments, 155, COO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
$500 Reward !!

WEwill pay the above reward for any case of Liver
Complaint Dyspepsia Sick Headache Indigestion Con-
stpation or Costiveness we cannot with Vests
Vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions strictly
complied with. They are purely Vegetable, and never
fail to give satisfaction. Sugar Coated Largo toxes
containing 30 Pills. rs cents Beware of counterfcits
and limitations. The genuine manufactured only by
THE JOHN C. WEST COMPANY, CHICAGO, ILL.
Sold by Johnson, Pratt&Co. Druggists
SALT LAKE CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Liverpool Grain.

LIVERPOOL, Jan. 7.-Corn-Supply of spot
is poor but holders offer futures moderately
spot, IS. Cd, firm: January, new S. 3D. firm.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Real Estate Sales.

Il. II. Barrows and wife to f. V. Dan
owske, part of lots 5, and s. block ),
plat A--------------------- .......--.-s 1900
s. j. Burt TO G. Thornton, lots % and "a
block /, West Ogden addition - $50
c +. Sawtelle ana wife to L. Silks lots
% ana u: block 50, Mob Hill Annex -. 1,5Oo
C. w. Garfield to Z. J. Holmes. lots 30 81
and 81, block IS. University Place add
ton. .....-------..-- 800
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
COMMERCIAL.
Bar Silver.
NEW YORK. Jan. Bar silver, Lo4K.
Money Market.

Money Market.
NEW YORK, Jan. money on call, easy;
closed offered at 21s.
Prime mercantile paper. 7@SH.
Sterling exchange-Active, strong; sixty-day
bills, 4.S2l4 demand, 1885,.
London Money Market.
LONDON, Jan. 7.-Consols money, 90 LIE;
do. account, S614.
u. s. tours, Sl.24
U. S. tours one-half S1.06
Bar silver, 4S1sd. per ounce.
Money, Ia per cent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
Petroleum
Mining Stocks.

New YORK, Jan. observation-disclosures
closed at "a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1891-01-08
MARKET REPORT.

WHOLESALE BUYING PRICEs.)
Retail about 10 per cent. higher
Corrected Daily by tie Peoples Forwarding Co.,
"a and rs 2. Second South Street.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1891-03-27

"rhe Brazen AndrOii" Is the cnriou, fitI
OF story In NV" parts, by the la,- Wll,an,
Douglass O'onn y which has the place If
homer In the Atlantic for April II is a slory
or Oh London. and IT. ancient die in W. NJ
derfulfy reconstructed 10y the vivid jn,avi,,u-
ton OF the author. Mr.. s 0ckion', ..Ilon..,
or Marina continues In it, usual rollickiug
fashion for three more chapters, and Mr.
L0welrs traveller pursurs his way thro,,yh
"N0tO: An Unrxphyed Corner of ia an y
Francis Parkman's second paryer ON
The Capture Of lonisburg 10y the New
England Militia" Is marked by the skill and
care which MIR. Parkman devote, To every
thing which he writes One OF the rost
Important papers in the number IL "Prpbis-
torlc Man on the Pacific Coast" by Profess
or George Frederick Wright. of Oberlin. In
which he gives us the result of his nvesti-
cations on the subject of the Nampa Image.
The usual able reviews and bright Com
trlbutors' close the Atlantic fer April.
H0ughtOn, Misffin & Co.,
Boston
There was an old man of Tvl,syo who
lived ON rice. Cruel and sago." be hal head
ache so bad. After he used bottle of Sal
walton Oil he cIuld eat roast beef and plum
pudding all right.
a mans lot may be hard but his neigh
Dor's mems can make it look fuzzy.
would yen permit me to read you M,
iast poem, nay dear young lady?" IF 10 ~
really your last, certainly"
Guest at hetel-How did YOU persuade
your waiter to feed the babye' Fond Mother
oh, feed the waiter.
The Modern Maiden.-He-Wm that
those busy little hands were whine. Sbe-
You can hire them for SIS week.
"A positive benefit to young children ami
infants" is the popular verdict for DR. Bulls
Baby Syrup. Sold everywhere Tor 25c.
Mrs. Youngs--What are you thinking OF
ID title? Dottie(aged ive)-Oh, I'm think
ing OF something I've forgot.
Itch on human and horses and alianimals
cured in 30 minutes by WOolford's SAINT ry
Lotion. This never fails. Sold by john
SOL and Henderson, 0wOssO, Mich.
Widow Case--So strengthening the state
line throws my land into Virginia does it?
Well, I'm powerful glad to get out IF Calina
Its mighty unhealthy state, and a b@ y
hates to live forever in the same
place.
Teacher-If you had suit Of clothes an
somebody should give You another, how
many would you have? Willie SIimson-One
Teacher-NOw. Willie how do you make
that out? Willie-My little brother Bobby
would have the other.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1891-03-27

The people at the Worlds
Dispensary of Buffalo, N. Y,
have a stock-taking time once
a year and what do you think
they do? Count the number
Of bottles that've been re-
turned by the men and women
who say that DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery or
DR.. Pierce's Favoritc Prescrip-
ton didn't do what they said
it would do.
And how many do you
think they have to count.
One in ten? Not one an jfSe
Amua,rdI
Here are two remedies
one the Golden Medical Dis
covery, for regulating and in
vigorating the liver and purify
ing the blood; the other, the
hope of weakly womanhood,
and they've been sold for
years, sold by the million bot
ties; sold under b0zttve
guarantee, and not one in tive
hundred can say;
at was not the medicine for
me :"
And lis there any reason
why you should be the one :
And-supposing you are what
do you lose 7 ABSOLUTELY
nothing /!
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1891-03-27


They say the spring advertisements Of
houses will run somewhat in this style: "A
large and elegantly furnished house for rent
in easy distance of druggist who sells DIR.
Bulls Cough Syrup"
Professor Ito class in geelOgy)--Now,
gems are peculiarly crystalized. What is
the form of the diamond? Bright Pupil
They are generally diamOnd-shaped.
The patent medicine almanacker who
publishes on one page recipe for making
lobster soup with milk and OH the opposite
page an advertisement of his unrivaed cure
for dyspepsia, understands his business.
Allow me to add my tribute to the efficacy
IF Ely's Cream Balm, i was suffering from
Il severe attack of influenza and catarrh and
was induced to try your remedy, The re-
suit was marvellous. could hardly articu-
late, and in less than twenty-four hours the
catarrhal symptoms and my hoarseness dis
appeared and was able to sing heavy
role in Grand Opera with voice unimpaired.
strongly recommend it to all sisgers.-W,
IL. Hamilton, leading basso of the G. d..
Hess Grand Opera Go.
Uf see, said very pretty and bright school
girl, that the Italian government is going to
send war vessel over to punish the New
Orleans folks. Well, what do You think of
it, dearie? l hope they'll send her. Pm
sure she'd never get back. We are too
much in need of a navy to Iet thing like
that escape.
Women are not cruel 10 dumb animals.
No woman would wilfully step on mouse.