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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-17
CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAIL
y WAY COMPANY.
scHEDULEIN EFFEcr NAY 7. 1921.

SCHEDULE IN EFFKCr NAY 7. 1921.
LEAVE RICHMOND.
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Pullman sleoping-Car bonccverts
W old Point
HOO A. n. Express, daily FOR Cincinnati.
ihisprn dsf cnarh 20 C.urlnLal
Pullman Sleeper Ola Point %
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Norfolk. Pullman Slecping-tn
Cincinnati o. a Point
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G1rd0usyule arj TRANCE
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C4as s BE- t.njgnau f-A Ia.
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Tias'4 tRkgN< asCHgOSr.
500 A. q. lad 2:55 T. "a Ja'iY t"n sinca-
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-17
EXCURSIONS

by NIGHT or DAY TO NORFOLK, OLD POINT,
VIRGINIA BEACH, OCEAN VIEW, and DUTCH
GAP CAP now be booked for the coming ecAfon.
LUCIEN Is. TATUM Vice President,
No. 1117 Main street ana Rock etts.
IRWIN WElslGBK, Freight and Passenger Agent
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1891-05-17

WANTED.-A YOUNG MAN
w twenty-one years old DESIRES A SITUA-
TION ia n retail grocery. Understands handling
fresh meats. Has had five years experience in
the business. Moral habits. Can give good re-
concentrations. Address deterioration No. Z.
myl7-2t'
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
In Separate Bids.

7500 pounds fresh beet. To be furnished in whole quarters and alternating fore and hindquarters HrndQuarters to be cut containing two ribs and iOrequarters to be cut containing eleven ribs. 1000 pounds fresh mutton. In quarters same as beef
 300 pounds fresh pork. to cords mesquite wood a.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
LOCAL BREvTTlES.

On Monday last MT. and Mrs. Floren- cio Gajiola were blessed with the pres ence of a little boy at their house.
 Mrs. Amelia J. Patton has made over all her property to Spencer Cottiny, the property consisting of lots l, 8 and in block R." University addition to Phe- nix.
 The Chamber of Commerce will short ly receive some figs "as large as your fist," which they will preserve and put on exhibition in Wells, Fargo X Co.'S window.
 Mir. Fred Geett died yesterday in the hospital. He was an old soldier and was buried yesterday evening at 5:3O o'clock, from Undertaken Smiths estab- lishment, by the G. A. R. He was not member of that order.
 Governor Irwin has appointed a Mayor and Council of Yuma. In 1878 the last election was held there and there has been no election since. The old Council was composed of four mem- bers. Two having either died or gone out of the Territory since that time the Governor has supplied their places by appointing Abe Frank. Mayor, and s. s. Gillispie and s. Greenleaf, Council men,
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
THE MARKETS.

NEW YORK, June 9-Copper, stagnant. Lead, strong; domestic sL23 Tin, easy; Straits, go 10. Money on call easy, closed at offered. Prime mercantile paper, sjlIG7c. Sterling exchange, weak. siXty-day bills, sLSi; demand, sLs7. Bar silver. g512c.
 CHICAGO, June 9.-Cattle - Receipts, 5000. The market was active to higher Natives steady tO strong top prices. sjSJGiOJ; no extra steers on sale: others, sL75 Gj.7j; Texans, slow, s} 5JGI5); stOckers, si5).
 Hogs-Recepts, 10000. The market closed weak, opened active. Common, si l0lpi 25; mixed and packers, SL4Od4 60; prime heavy aud butchers weights, sL5j[g465; light, sL25- (d4.5j.
 Sheep Receipts, 5000. The market was active. Texans, s42JGLjO; Westerns, sLS5(g. gj.2j; Natives SI.J0Gj.jO.
 SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO, June. .9-Closing quotations on the Produce Exchange were:
 Wheat-Firm. Seller '9l. sl 57lS. Barley-Firm. Seller '9l, sl.O65s. Corn-sl. .77124220.
 Mexican dOllars-77G77I6c. Silver bars-9G4g97c.
 WOOL.
 BOSTON, June 9.-New wools are arriving with more freedom and the sales made are fine. Ter ritOry on secured basis, 62(d6jc; fine medium, 6OG62c; medium, jj9j7c; California wools, quiet
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
PERSONAL.

Mir. S. G. Wilson. of Chicago, is at the Mills House.
 MT. Willie Benson, of Florence. is on a visit to Pbenix.
 Mir. John H. Luedke, of Casa Grande, is in town on business.
 Mrs. J. c. Shurtlef and children left yesterday for San Francisco.
 Mir. John M. McCaffrey,- of Si4%er King, is in town on business.
 MT. James s. Barton, of Kansas City, is registered at the Commercial.
 Mir. and Mrs. N. J. Curtis left yester- day for San Diego to spend the summer.
 Mise Mary Llewellyn, after a very pleasant visit to friends in Phoenix, has returned to Quijotoa, her home.
 Major c. H. Vail and daughter, Miss Nettie, will leave in few days for the East, where they expect to spend the summer
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
CENTS FURNISHING.

All the latest styles in mems and boys Cloth ing, Neckwear, Negligee Shirts, Straw Hats, etc.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
PREFERRED LOCALS.

St. Claire & Pratt, statIoners.
 Saddles and harness at F. J. Villaes- cusa, Tucson, A. I.
 Miss E. l.. Borquez, Spanish teacher, residence, Maricopa street.
 For 6 first-class breakfast go to the Maricopa House, at Maricopa.
 Postoffice fruit stand keeps fruits, nuts, candies, cigars anu tobacco. l42 Cheapest place in town to buy fruits. confectionery, etc., at Mesa fruit store, Good coffee and choice meats cooked in any style, can always be had at the "Nickle Plate.' l65 Rooms summer rates, S5 to $10 Center one and one half block north of Wash ton, Windsor House.
 Take the Phpnix and Tempe stage. Light rig, easy riding, no fording. Leave Commercial Hotel at 5 P. NJ.
 Fifty pounds of ice for 40 cents; 75 cents per 100 pounds, at the Phoenix Ice Factory. s. D. LoUNT & SoS. Go to the "Nickle Plate" for good food and polite attention. Get what you pay for, and pay for what you get Patronize home industry by smoking Soils cigars. Fines: Havana and Mexi- can tobacco. Strictly hand made. A. Soils, manufacturer, Tucson, A. T. Auction Sale of Thorough Bred Bull
 Calves.
 On Monday June 8, I will sell at Burgers corral ten head of thorough bred Durham bull calves to the highest bidder for cash, or on ninety days time with approved security:
 w. A. WILSON.
 Notice.
 All persons in this county subject to poll tax, and who have not paid the same for 1891, are notified to pay the said tax on or before July l, or the tax will be collected by law with the costs added. II. c. ORME,
 County Assessor.
 Notice to Fruit Growers. The Chamber of Commerce is now prepared to put up fruit in jars for exhi- bition. Parties having choice fruit will confer favor by delivering same and will have their names and addresses placed on the jars.
 By order ol the committee. Great Reduction in Passenger Rates East. Commencing June l, the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad Company will sell round trip excursion tickets from Deming, Silver City and Fl Paso to Kansas City, St. Louis, Chicago, Niagara Falls and other points East at greatly reduced rates. This is the only line ru inning the elegant vestibule trains Northeast and West, and you, who are contem plating trip Northeast or West, will find it to your advantage to cor respond regarding rates, limits, connec- tions. etc., with
 GEo. T. NICHOLSON,
 G.P. & T. A., Topeka, Kas.
 O. II. MoREHoUsE,
 DE- .& P. A., Fl Paso, Tex.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
THE HOTELS.
MIlll llIlS.

MILLS HOUSE. s c Wilson, Chicago A L Lawrence, Ontario CENTRAL HOTEL. II s Howard, Pedro
 COMMERCIAL HOTEL M McCaffrey, s King c IA Hof, Tucson F . Kiobey, Florence w Benson, Florence Blumenthal, N York J s Borton, Kan City II Luedke, Grande D A Spring, Pittsburg Il F Estin X W, s Fran Blandy, Prescott
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
Real Estate Transfers.

The following instruments were filed for record in the Recorders office yes terday:
 Emory L. Grant and wife to Spencer Cotting- E13 Of the SWL and the sWI5 of the SWA of section l2 in township ?, and water right of the Arizona canal. for & .OOO.
 Ehe ROchefOrT and Theodore Vertej to Jean LamHznn and Edward Desmet-All of their in- terestS in NWJ4 of NEy4 of section II, contain. ing 4U acres for sl5O
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
COMMERCIAL HOTEL
NEW TO-DAY.
PROPOSALS For Furnishing Sundy Supplies 10 the Insane Asylum of Arizona.
PROPOSALS

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THEl
 INSANE ASYLUM OF ARIZONA.
 PHHNIX. Ariz.. June 9, 1891. } SEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED S until 10 o'clock AM. ofThursday, June 2S, 1891 by the Board of Directors of the Insane Asylum oi Arizona, at their office in the City of Phoenix, Arizona, at winch time and place bids will be opened Tn the prese nee of bidders, for furnish. ing the following named supplies to the Insane Asylum, In such quantities may be required (more or less) for the three months commencing July 1. 1891, and ending Sept 30, 1891 All sup plies to be delivered at the Asylum ut such times and in such quantities as may be required by the Superintendent of said Asylum
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
ZECKENDORP 6 co.
 TUCSON, APRIL 20, 1891.

=. Particular attenti n given to Mail Orders. Our out of town customers may rest assured that their orders by mail are given as much thought and care in selection as if they were present.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
A Real Estate Office.

Justice of the Peace Huson and P. G. Tompkins, of the Arizona Telegraph Company, have opened real estate office. These young men are energetic, enterprising and deserve to succeed. THE REPUBLICAN congratulates them.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10
BOOTS AND SHOES.

---- - - Mems Kangaroo, low-cut. button; ladies and misses Oxford Ties; Children's Dongola, spring heels, button. A great reduc- tion in outing shoes, in broken sizes. If your size is these, they can be bought at half price.
Arizona republican., 1891-06-10

DR0POSALS FOR CONSTRUCTION OF A
 | POST GUARD HOUSE AT FORT WINGATE, N; N;M-Headquarters Department of Arizona, Once of the Chief Quartermaster, Los Angeles, Cal, May IS, 1891. .-Seaed proposals, will be re. ceiyed at this otiice and at the office of the Act. Mexico, until II o'clock a. m., Tuesday, June 2. 1891, and opened immediately thereafter in the presence of bidders, for the constr uctiOn Of q Post ard-House at Fort wingate, New Mex leo, In accordance with plans and speci ifcatiohs on fle in the offices above named at either Of which they may he examined, and instructions to bidders, and blanks for making proposals. obtained. The Government reserves the right to reject any or all bids A. s. KlMBA1L, Quartermsster, U. s. Army. Chief Quarter. master,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
WISE WORDS.

Motherhood is woman's throne.
No woman is really beautiful until
she is old.
Most women are ambitious; they
want to be men.
Sweethearts and wives are entirely
different women.
Anger is like rain, it breads itself
upon that on which it falls.
A woman is seldom prosaic until she
is some mans mother-in-law.
To keep your own secret is wisdom
to expect others to keep it is folly.
If only women fought battles there
would be only wars of determination.
He that calls a man ungrateful, sums
up all the evil that a man can be
guilty Of.
Some women are born fools; some
achieve it and some have it thrust
upon them.
Modesty is to merit as shades to
figures in a picture. giving it strength
and beauty.
Fruitless is sorrow for having done
amis8 if it issues not in a resolution to
do so no more.
Families are a good deal like clocks
too mmch regulation may easily
make them go wrong.
There is a difference between happi-
ness and wisdom, that he that thinks
himself the happiest nan is really so,
but he that thinks himself the wisest
is generally the greatest fool.
1t may be remarked for the comfort
of honest poverty, that avarice reigns
most in those who have but few good
qualities to recommend them. This is
a weed that will grow only in barren
soil.
There are peculiar ways in men,
which discover what they are through
the most subtitle feints and clever dis
guises. A block head cannot come in,
nor go away, nor sit, nor rise, nor
stand, like a man OF sense.
Know that ~fatterers are the worst
kind oftraitors; for they will strengthen
the imperfections, encourage thee in
all evils, correct thee in nothing, but
so shadow and paint all thy vices and
follies as thou shall never, by thine
will, discern good from evil, or vice
from virtue.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
GUARDING AGAINST LIGHTNING.

Shut Up the House and Avoid a Draft.
With all the innumerable stories of
what + called "streaks of lightning, "
that Obstructive agent is always scrup-
ulously obedient to the laws of attrac-
ton; and what we thoughtlessly call
"freaks"are simply the peculiar varia-
tions Of the attractions which conduct
the electrical discharge. Lightning
will always follow the best conductor
that furnishes the highest measure of
attraction. That would usually be a
lightning rod, if it is properly attached
to a building. In the absense Of such
protection, an electric discharge may
follow a chimney, but it is much o
likely to enter a window or a door
through which a current of damp air
is passing. Indeed it is seldom that
lightning enters a house at all when
it is thoroughly closed up, but a damp
current of air is one of the best con
ductOrs that an ordinary house offers
to electricity.
Almost invariably, when death is
caused by a lightning stroke in a
building, it is stated that the light
ming entered by an open door or an
open window, and if all persons would
exercise the simple precaution of
promptly closing every door and
window whenever a Thunderstorm is
oDrOocbiDU tbnrn would he little Dnri1
to life in our houses. In nine cases out
Of ten when a thorOughly-closed house
is struck by lightning there is mo injury
to the inmates beyond a harmless
shock, There is not entire safety,
of course, in an unprotected building
during a thunder storm, but the dan
ger is reduced to an almost imper-
ceptible degree, if the plain common
sense precautions are taken of closing
every door and window before the
storm has begun.
These precautions should always be
practiced whenever a thunder storm is
approaching. 1t should not be delayed
until the storm arrieves, and the doors
and windows should not be opened
until the storm is entirely over. 1t is
not uncommon for such discharges to
occur after the storm has practically
eased.-Philddelpbjd Times
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
SMITH OF P~OTTSVILLE.
How He Got Even with the Conductor
Who Didn't Know Him.

How He Got Even with the Conductor
Who Didn't Know Him.
had been dropped off the train at a
small station in Nebraska and the
train had been gone about ten minutes
when a young man rode up and called
out to the landlord, who was also sta
ton agent and telegraph operator.
HAS the train passed.
She has" was the reply.
did you get a telegram from me to
hold her here till l Gomez"
Zone from Smith from Pottsville.
That you?"
yes"
Il showed it to the conductor, and
he said you must be fresh TO think he
could fool around here"
"Said that, did he? Saw it was signed
Smith, eh?2
eyes"
event right on just the same?"
eyes"
Didn't even ask what Smith,
"No."
Didn't express any anxiety, eh9"
mot the least"
"Woll, goodbye"
Hold on a bit. What's up?"
ooh, nothing much. My name is
Smith, of Pottsville. l was going to
marry the conductors daughter this
evening, Had to catch this train to
get down there, you know"
And there is no other until after
midnightm
THAT'S all right. The supper will
be spread, the guests on hand, the
preacher there, the bride ready, and
III ride back home and get off these
toys and get drunk on hard cider"
But man, I"
"Oh. it's all right. When the con-
ductor Games up in the morning just
ask him if he knows Smith, of Potts
vile, and how the wedding went off
last night. Ta-ta, old chap, and you
needn't mind any wild-eyed kilograms
which come w%hooping up the line ask
ing for my whereabouts ."-Nec York.
Sun.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08

the table has not a single scale broken.
When opened, this fish contains a sea
bass, and that in turn contains several
smaller fishes, each perfect in itself,
The ECHO destroyer is a New York
specialist, who is in demand for halls
and churches whose acoustic proper
ties are faulty. He remedies the diff
Guilty by a scientific stringing of wires.
Amussulman having served his term
in prison is regarded almost as a saint,
no matter as to the crime for which he
has been condemned. For a MOslem
to say that he has been confined in
prison is to make a claim upon the
respect and admiration Of his fellow
believers.
Something of a curiosity is on exhi-
bitiOn at Casper, Wyoming. It is an
imprint of a monster palm leaf, caused
by the leaf falling into clay afterward
petrifying. The rock was found on
Salt Greek and indicates that ages ago
when the big coal beds were being
formed. Wyoming possessed a tropical
cIimat.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
THE SAFEST DRINK.

He walked into the Radiant Sar
Saloon, and looking at the genial and
handsome man who stood behind the
counter, he said: Nov they say there
is death in a glass of milk. Good gra-
ciOus! Coffee holds poison, milk is
indigestibIe, tea is kidney paralyzer,
and water contains fever germs. Whis-
key indeed seems to be the safest
drink" And he surrounded a glass of
the best brand and walked away con
tentedly Henry BIOu1t, IN his Wilson
MillOr.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
A N CURIOUS.

1t is proposed to establish a mail
service on the street cars in ST. Louis.
The alligator in the Philadelphia
Zoo has been taking a six months
nap.
The proportion of Anglo Saxon words
in the English Bible is 81 per cent. Of
the whole.
A yellow hen with a blue tail is the
subject of an interesting lawsuit in an
Alabama court.
The receipts of the French Treasury
are larger than those Of any other
civilized country.
West Virginia possesses a citizen
who has walked 100, 600 miles in ten
years. He is a mail carrier.
Fifteen years ago there were no
oranges shipped from California, while
last year over three thousand carloads
were exported.
A luminous buoy h Is been invented,
the light of which is produced by
phosphuret of calcium, and is visible
two and a half miles away.
I 1t takes about three seconds for a
message to go from one end of the
Atlantic cable to the other. This is
about seven hundred miles a second.
The biggest orange tree in Louisiana
is claimed to be in Terrebone Parish.
1t is Is feet is circumference and so
feet high. The yield this year is ex-
pected to reach 10, 900 oranges.
There is a Japanese cook in New
York who is an artist in preparing
fish. His masterpiece is the serving
of bluefsh, which when brought to
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08

my words fell fiat. It was the first
time the town had been rated as first
class in anything, and they didn't care
to lose the distinction. "-IndjunapOlis
JOlrneI.
You couldn't guess my age, now,
could you!" said Miss Passiegh to Billy
Bliven. NO" was the reply, I'm
sure [ could not" Il have seen just
twenty-five years" q say, Billy"
muttered Dick Smuggling, at his elbow,
ASK her how many years she was
blind. = Washington Post.
A little girl who is just learning to
read short words, takes great interest
IN the big letters she sees in news
papers. The oother evening, after
she had kept her mamma busy read
ing the advertisements in the news
papers to her, she knelt down to say
her prayers, Lord, she lisped,
"make me pure" Then she hesitated
and went on, with fervor, a moment
later, MAKE me absolutely pure like
baking powderr'-ChriStiun Register.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
HE GOT H SEAT.

\ nice young man got into a tram
car a few evenings ago, and saw to his
delight the only vacant seat was by
the side Of a young lady acquaintance.
He made for that seat with joyous
strides, and her eyes answered his with
delighted looks. But just as he got
there an elderly party walked up and
dropped into the coveted seat. The
young man approached more slowly
and accosted the young lady.
"How is your brother?" he asked.
is he able to get out?'
"Oh, yes! she answered.
"Wiu he be very badly marked?'
he continued, and the old gentleman
grew suddenly interested.
"Oh, no! she, said with the ex-
ception of a few marks on his fore
head"
Were you not afraid of taking it?'
the young man continued, while the
old gentleman broke out in a cold
perspiration.
"Not at ALL" she replied, = had
been vaccinated, you know"
The seat was vacated instantly. the
two innocent young hearts beat as half
a dozen, and the prattle of mice talk"
strewed that part of the car, while an
old gentleman SEQ wled upon them from
the distant corner.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
Poetry
v WAS A BOY.

OF all the men the world has seen
Since Time his rounds began,
There's one | pity every day
Earth'S first and foremost man;
And then | think what fun he missed
By failing to enjoy
The wild delights of youth time, for
He lever was a boy.
He never stubbed his naked toe
Against a root or stone,
He never with a pin hook nShed
Along the brook alone;
He never sought the bumOIeDee
AmOng the daisies coy,
Nor felt its business end, because
He never was a boy.
He never hockey play ed, nor tied
The yer ready pail,
Down in the alley ali alone,
To trusting FidO's tail;
And when he home from swimming came,
His happiness to cloy,
30 -liuDer intertCTed, DeCauSe
He never was Il boy, 3
He u;rlt refer to splendid times
'NfouL EGcn's bowers, yet
He never acted Romeo
II Il ~jN-Eear juliet;
He never sent a valentine,
Intended to annoy
\ good hUt maiden aunt, because
He never was a boy.
He never cut a Kite string, no!
Nor hid an Easter egg;
He never ruined his pantalOOns
A-pliylng muInDleIN-peE.
He never from the attic stole
\ COOn hunt to enjoy,
To find the Old maj" watching, for
He never was a boy.
l pity him. Why should l not?
even drop a tear;
He did not know how much he missed,
He never will, l fear;
And when the Genes of "Other days
My growing mind employ,
| think of him, earth's only man
NhO never was a boy.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1891-09-08
HUMOR OF H DAY.

Dear little tbings-Diamond.-Puc
Poca,,so fool GOOD :, 80 ooaon
YOU are.-PHfsbuy0 Post
vo,, oon Inv, fnos IT. diamond fon
Zoo ;fNau L1a 4Lo a-oo
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sLon,o~ 1tzanta 1o,n,,aJ
IN
tno ue'i NIUE 9lloui" eAPieS7 III,
vi 01N0I'
organ OF speech. -pic
Always hope tor the BEST. You VIII
IL
for obond ,nino boro p,,cz.
r,ou,h umo,a6 how ,.nl. tno.un .rto.-1
5 a proverb neglected,
IS forever respected.
's"'"y''" , ''
l0"l' Oo''l - . l,'
I"6 young men o'eI inc OoI~1 uc1' iloO
Ieilu ~ At'i>e ''''''i pup
1
handsome IS as handsome uoes. n
~ 11 ! - ff'4o0o" Paoto
I ~ ~ = 81" ="
h''''''' F'
When S man wears an air OF reslgna-
ton, ne may be suspected OF being a
bank ofTlcer ABOUT 10 VlslC Canada
1'"'' 0Y''"9o'
Capital n Labor could get on well
enough together II there were not SO
many men trying to get capital without
labor. Teas SJt1Hg&,
He loved her, but her scornful laugh
He tried to take her Photograph
T6sIjngton Post
When we come to reflect how hard
it is to keep down the natural instincts,
isn't it a lucky thing there are no In
dian hair-cutters or barbers.-Phi1u-
delphio Times.
tits very strange said the amateur
gardener. Il planted radistes there.
and nothing but a lot of green stalks
have come up, with not a radish or
sign of a blossom on em."-Pucb.
Dasbawav-"T hear that Won unset
some soup on Miss Palisades dress at
the dinner last night" Stuffer-"Yes
and I was fearfuIlv put out about it.