The Portland daily press., 1891-09-21
A Great EXPLOSION!

Al tnCco udyo VI BuupOWucr, uyudlultoS Sldnt
powder, and the like, tremendous explosions are
no rarity, but the greatest explosion of modern
times is, without doubt that of the "old-school"
idea that Consumption is incurable. Thousands
of lives have been sacrificed to this mistaken no
ton. Modern research has established the fact
that Consumption is scrofulous disease Of the
lungs, and that there is one remedy which will
positively eradicate it from the system-Dr
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. OF course,
there were in the olden times many who would
have pronounced modern explosives instruments
of wtchcraft; but there are. fortunately, few to-
day who do not acknpwledge that the "Golden
Medical Discovery" is the one sovereign remedy
for all scrofulous diseases, and Consumption is
one of them.
you. am going to Canada and VIII probably
never come back" said New York youth to Gill
hooly.
"shall never see you again7"
"Never."
81 say, do me one last favor. Lend me twenty
20 i. no; don't let US do anything to increase
the p ings at our partings."-T Texas Slitlngs.
Ayers Ague Cure is warranted to cure all cases
of malaria. Sold by druggists. Price 81.
At the EXpoSiti0nA Art Gallery.
Ethel-After all, drawing is more important
than mere skill in coloring.
Clara-How do you prove that?
Ethel-My husband has not found it necessary
to paint since he began drawing a pension
Pittsburg Bulletin.
The Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, are giving away a beautiful Illustrated
book, "Guide to Health and Etiquette" Ladies
should send their address and stamp for copy.
A teacher in public school gave out list of
words to be defined and put in sentences. Among
them was the word "chasm." A little girl looked
in the dictionary, and, not being quite satisfied,
inquired II "chasm" meant ''gap." The teacher
absurdly replied yes, but Was aSt0nished when
she resented her paper with this sentence: :,
"When am sleepy always chasm."-N, L.
Farmer.
The best remedy for gray hairs is Haps vege-
table SicilIan Hair Remover.
"In this age Of the world" observed the pro-
fessor addressing the class in natural history,
the law of the survival of the ttest is generally
conceded to be thoroughly established"
"Then why is it," inquired a perplexed young
woman in the class, a daughter OF prosperous
boarding house keeper, "that the dodo became
extinct and the cockroach lives on?"-Chcago
IrlDune.
Harsh, purRative remedies are fast
giving way to the gentle action and mild effects
of Carter's Little Liver Pills. If you try them
they VIII certainly please you 3h,
He Wouldn't Forget.
"My son, as you are about to enter college, L
hope that you will try to be credit to the
family"
"Father % replied the son, solemnly, 81 will not
forget the credit."-Lowell Citizen.
If YOU had taken two of Carriers Little
Liver Pills before retiring you would not have
had the coated tongue or bad taste in the mouth
this morning. Keep a vial with you for occa-
sional use.
Brown, do you know why you are like dom
key?"
alike donkeyq" echoed Brown, opening
wide his eyes. "No, don't"
"Do you give it up?"
81 do"
because your better half is stubbornness it.
what's not bad Ha. hal Pn give that to my
wife when get home"
"Mrs. Brown he asked, as he sat down to sup
Key Rssq" 80 you know why am 50 mu'n i'A0 ''.-
She looked at him somewhat commiseratingly
as she answered: 81 suppose because you were
born so.".-Munsey's Weekly.
Generation.after generation, have used and
blessed Johnson's Anodyne Eminent Try it.
"pve got ten thousand dollars; want to build
house."
"You can't do It,"
"Why not?"
at takes twenty thousand dollars to build a
house for ten thousand dollars."-Puck.