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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
Was n Girl in the Casec

A local photographer tells story OF
young man who came into his studio one
day and asked nervously if he might have
a little conversation with him. The visitor
was painfully ugly, and after some awk
ward blushing and indefinite illusions he
asked the artist if he supposed he had
among his samples a picture of any young
man who looked like him, but was better
tooking.-Baugor Commercial.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
g.xoru,5on>r w,do-s.

Twer.y-three Revolutionary widows Are
on the pension rolls Of our government,
though ve are in the second CENTURY since
the clo-- Of the war. They must have hssu
youthful brides CT veterans. ike he Scotch
lass Of seventeen who married John krox
when be was in his sixtse.h yezE.-Bostoc
Trzrerplr..
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07

The number thirteen is supposed by
many TO be unlucky, and IL they find
themselves one Of party Of that number
they will depart with haste But why
should not the number thirteen be just as
lucky as twelve. fourteen or any other
number Many instances could be cited
to establish TINS principle were Il Heoes-
sary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
In Doubt

One man has been discovered who thinks
that mis- doctors bill is too small. He
could not believe his eyes when he opened
IL and saw that il was only one-ffth Of
what he expected Now he says he Is mar
assed by two fears-one that there has
been some mistake and that when ne goes
10 pay his bill he viii find that the figures
have grown. and the other that bis physi-
cisn may think that bis patient estimated
the medical services =: an extremely lou
yaluation.-New York Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
Necromancy and hutrcry.

Ths word necromancy. for long time
called the black art, was once aud is still
oy some pronounced negro-msncy.
Fer this there was some reason, since in
the old French the word was nigromance.
and in middle Latin aigronantia; but the
word Is from the Greek nekros dead
scS manteia tdivinatiopl. The huttery in
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07

In all scarfngs the scarfpin must be
placed so that, when seen through the
wastcoat opening, it Will appear in the
center of that space. To be placed too
high in she scarf, too low, or on one side.
would destroy the conformity.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07

Some Of the Icelandic lakes are studded
with volcanic Isles, miniature ouiesceIt
strombells, whose c-afers rise from Sasss
green with a prolific growth OF anSelscs
and grasses. Even in tie bosom Of the SEA,
OF the coast there are hidden volcanoes
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
A gihi.nlan. Idea

Mab~l-Oh. dear. I've so-s nyNiis-y-
AIny-Weil, yog didn't eIp~c. 70 keep Is
yery loaS. did yoGf-P1ek-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07
DIRECTORS.

Z. Il. POWELL, PRIEST O. ". LAEfHrr V. Prsst
C. E FRANK. Asst Cashier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07

A presidential candidate whose name
ends in IN" who has man with A name
ending with the same letter on the ticket
with him for vice president, always has
won There have been over half dozen
Of these combinations, and all have been
frrl
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-05-07

d w Levy Pres Oliver Vice rrss
CA Walker, Crshier. HI Kramer. AS; 60 shior
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05

The soldier boys were paid off to
day.
The cremation society were to
elect new board of directors today.
"A delightful party, in honor of
Miss Sweeney, of Ell Paso, was given
at the residence of Mr.. Geo. @. LAYER,
on Eighth street last night.
Riverside Park was well attended
yesterday. There will be trapeze
performance next Sunday.
Mr.. Herman Laux celebrated his
9th anniversary last Saturday and Of
course treated his friends hand
somely.
"A party was given at the resi-
dence of Miss Annie Wagner, corner
of Presa and Market streets, Saturday
night.
The Y. M. g. A. regular monthly
members meeting takes place Thurs
day night. A musical entertainment
by Prof. Grouviere on a new style
music box will close the meeting, the
entertainment beginning at $50 p. m.
The wedding engagement OF Ed
ward McAllister. youngest son Of
County Judge McAllister, to Miss
Sophie Santleben, daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. August Santleben, is an
nounced.
Justice Adam took an affidavit to-
day against Andrew Spencer charging
him with stealing the horse of G..
Stovall. Both are express wagon
drivers and when Stovall sent Spen-
GERS borrowed wagon home, Spencer
kept the horse, too.
in Judge Kings court today An
dres Garcia was granted divorce
from Carmel Garcia, and Messrs. Con-
rad Gimbel, r Seebe, Simon Fest, Jr
Issy Fork, Chss. Herff, A. 3. Mussey
o. G. Meusebach, III. M Schulthess
and J. P. Earl, defaultlng jurors,
were fined $40 each.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
WILL BECOME PERMANENT.
The German Day Committee to Be-
come n Chartered Institution

The German Day Committee to Be-
come Chartered Institution.
There was q most important meet
ing of the central committee for the
celebration OF the German Day at
Scholz's Saturday night, when it was
decided to charter the committee,
thus making 1t permanent
concern. 1t was decided to pur-
chase q suitable site for the
erection of work shops in which to
fit up the floats in the future. 1t was
also decided to make next years
celebration consist of three DAYS fer I'll
vities, and to raise $4,000 to defray the
expenses.
Accordingly the finance committee
has started out and met with most
encouraging results, many heavy SUBJ
scribers doubling their last years
subscription.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
They Say.

lib 10 = Lhiiu
That we are not out of the woods
yet, and freeze-up is near at hand.
That at least two of the business
men mentioned in the LIGHT will run
for mayor, If called.
That Secretary J. J. Dickinson, of
the Fair is the right man In the right
place.
That money will become easier
from now on.
That the ghost dan GERS of the pres
emit city administration will dance as
ghost after next February.
That the new city hall was begun
nearly four years ago and is not yet
completed.
That the United States Supreme
court will pass en- McMinn's case to
overturn the state laws today.
That local man ought to be secre-
tary of the commercial exchange.
That the LIGHT is the best after
noon paper in Texas.
That Hollis w. Field in plug hat
looks like Bill Nye.
That there are six candidates for
alderman In the sixth ward.
That the administration will throw
overheard the present incumbent.
That San Antonio's pretty girls
with money are rapidly being snapped
up.
That our Bryan wants to go to con-
gress in 1872.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
CITY LOCAL NEWS.

Cameron makes buggy tops, ETC.
Cameron mends buggy tops.
Cameron repairs harness.
Cameron sells harness, AceQuia.
CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES at Illg,&
Bro. DoloroSa street. 2-4-u.
FRESH COUNTRY PRODUCE, Hay Grain,
Etc. lat Illg & Bro. Dolorosa street. 12-4-tt
The public schools closed for the
holidays, reopened today.
The balloon actually did go up
Yesterday at the springs, but small
crowd was present.
You can SEQ a pleasing show at
the Fashion theatre tonight. 1925 If
-Jailer Valdez, of the city Jail, is
confined to his room with sickness.
The Fair management reports
splendid collection of the old debts of
the association.
Diamonds, watches, finest assort-
ment In the city, at A. Sartor's, Is
West Commerce street. IL 10 I'm
If you want the best dental work
at reasonable prices go to see DIR.
Ward, the dentist, 254 West Com
merce street. 13tf
---Choice sugar cured carved beet 8
cents per pound at city market, 20
Acequia street. lZ3l-lmo.
Prof. Whitehead's dancing acad-
envy, 221 Losoyo. Last term opens
January 5. 10 Ut
"A hrst class four horse steam engine,
nearly new, in good order, and a six horse
boiler new, can be bought at bargain at
LIGHT office. n-4-i'
Have Ed. M. Black & Son, 212 Main
plaza. paint your roof with cement roof
paint: stops leaks. 10-293m.
Hay, cheap by the car or ton. The
Standard Warehouse Co. 133 t
Hay for sale, 20 cars. Standard
Warehouse Go. 49, t
For dentistry visit DIR. Ward, the
dentist, 254 Commerce st. II
Best dental work by DR.. Ward
o54 w Commerce st. 13tf
"A good, clean show at the Fashion
theatre. lZ-Zo II
New company, nice clean house,
ion. 1925 If
Sullivan will show you the best
line of slippers ever brought to San
Antonio, at the lowest prices. 1t.
Fine gold headed canes at A. Sar-
tors, Is w. Commerce st. IL l64m
Wiley Hamilton, with full COM
pany of the best Vaudeville talent, at
the Fashion. 1928 tt
A fine assortment of onyx and
marble clocks at A. Sartor's, Is West
Commerce street. II 10 I'm
Solid and plated silverware, at
A. Sartor's, Is West Commerce
street. IL 10 I'M
Pearl and aluminium opera glass
es at A. Sartor's, Is West Commerce
street. IL 10 I'M
All the keys of Windsor Castle were
recently stolen, but even this does not in
terfere with the rapid sale OF Or. Bnlfs
Cough Syrup. u-2o-ot
ROUGH ON TooTHACHE. 15c.
At Druggists.
Open always, day and night, at
TIPS & Silverthorne's drug store. If
ROUGH ON TOOTHACHE. 15c.
Ali Druggists.
old chronic coughs are relieved more
speedily by SC. c. G. Certain Cough Cure"
than any other remedy. Sold by A.
Dreiss.
The healing and purifying qualities
of Salvation Oil render it the best article
for the speedy and safe cure OF liberated
sores. Price only 25 cents. 1916 6t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
ghe Dai1y Eight.
MONDAY, JANUARY 5, 1891.
Grand Opening Of Holiday Goods.
~ .,,.A I,z~Iou of Eanou Gnods

Grand Opening of Holiday Goods.
Brilliant display of Fancy Goods,
Bric-a- brac, etc.
Cutlery and silverware, in cases.
Lamps of every description.
Piano lamps, complete, $3.50
Teaspoons, with initial of your
name, 81 per set.
Useful presents in the house-fur-
nishing line.
Backing cases, hat-racks, sadiron-
sets, in cases, etc.
Decorated dinner-sets, one hundred
pieces, $3.50.
Improved lamp, sixty-candle power,
with fancy shade, $3.50.
Thirty candle power lamp, Sl.5O.
WAGNER & CHABOT.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
An Old Citizen Dead.

Early this morning DR.. Samuel M.
Hamilton, an old citizen of San Anto-
Mo, who kept a boarding house at 24O
Soiedad street, died from the effects
of paralytic stroke received some
months since. The remains OF the
deceased will be shipped to Hearne,
Texas, where he has number OF rel
atives, tomorrow afternoon.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
Election of officers.

The Mon teflore Benevolent Society
held its annual election of officers last
night, the following being elected:
M. Friedman, presidents; d. Open
heimer, vice-president; Rev. MIR. ia
cobson, secretary; l.. Goodman, treas
urer; s. Half and s. Mayer, commit
tee on charity.
The report of the year showed that
the society was in Furnishing condi-
ton, and that during the year $ll4O
had been spent in charity.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
Building Permits.

buliu1nS fernlts.
r. Hardestein, dwelling, ward z,
81 900.
Fred. Burgard, dwelling, ward z,
$500.
Fred. Burgard, store, ward Z, $500.
A. DulInig, dwelling, ward s,
So 500.
M. Hans. dwelling, ward A, $500.
A. Lingsweiler, dwelling, ward l,
$500.
Mrs. A. Alder, dwelling, ward 6,
$500. ..-..
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
Into New Quarters.

Mr.. Otto Bluementhal has bought the
handsome fixtures, and leased the store at
2s3 Commerce street, formerly occupied
by L. Rouvant, where he will carry fine
stock of goods, and will be pleased to
have his friends and public call. 1-5-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1891-01-05
Handkerchief,

S, on, 10, 12H IS, 40, SO Is
cents and up. Japanese Init
ialed Silk at IS cents.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
PERSONA AND POLITICAL.

ISAAC NJ. BROWN. the founder OF
many newspapers and the oldest editor
in Indiana died at his home in Column
bus, Ind, aged nearly Is years.
Ex-GOv. JAMES y. JOHNSON, Of Geor-
gia, died at COlumb bus.
MAJ. THOMAS Harvard died at his
home in Brooklyn, n. Y, aged 1O2
years. He secured his military title
during the war of 1912.
WESLEY ScOTT, OF Scottsyille, Ind, is
the oldest postmaster in point of con-
secutive service in the United States,
having been in Office ffty-one years
Mrs. ETIZ4BETH DODGE died at Da-
mariscotta, Me-. having passed the
century mark in age by few months.
One of her sisters lived to be 102 years
old.
WILEY p. HARRIS died at Jackson,
Miss, aged 20 He was a member of
congress in the sos.
JANIS SANDEBsoN, who was said to
have killed $40 Indians in the last
t-;cHty years. died at Fort Sumner,
=. NJ
Col. EDMoND DICK TAYLOR. father
of greenback currency. an intimate
personal friend and adviser Of Presi-
dent Lincoln, died at his home in Chi
cago, aged 50 vars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
FOREIGN.

REV. CHARLES II. SPURGEoY has
written to a friend in London from
Mentone. Italy, that his health gains
slowly.
FIRE damaged the Wilaux Florin tex
tile works at Roulaix, France, TO the
extent of /, 500. 600 francs
THE epidemic of influenza was in
creasing in severity at Paris and Ber-
lin, and hundreds had died in Paris of
the disease.
BAzARs and concerts for the relief of
the ADMINISTRATION people of Russia
were to be promoted by the German
court
ANOTHER rebellion has broken out in
China, two or three important towns
have been captured and hundreds of
natives murdered, among them many
Christian converts.
COMMANDER EVANS. of the United
States cruiser Yorktown. was assured
by the intendente of Valparaiso, Chilli,
that he would insure the safety of all
American seamen landing in Val
paraiso
LATE advices give the number of
deaths by the recent Japanese earth
quakes as 1850, and the injured at 49,
100.
THE expectation of tobacco from
Mexico during the last fiscal year
amounted to Si56, S44 So more than the
previous year.
THE mother of Barron Dellard, a
high official in the ministry of war,
and her maid, were found in a room at
their home in Paris with their throats
cut.
Dom PEDRO. ex-emperor of Brazil,
died in Paris, aged &C. years. Since 1887,
when Dom Pedro was forced to leave
Brazil, his health had been failing.
INFLUENZA was SO widespread in
Berlin as to interfere with the opera
ton of railways and other large con-
Germs and with municipal and judicial
affairs. Hospitals were crowded to
their utmost capacity.
An explosion of fire damp in a, mine
in the town of Sombrerese, Mex,
killed FIVE miners.
THE Standard bank at Melbourne,
Australia with a capital of $1,000, 600,
suspended.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

| feel it my duty to say few words
in regard to Ely's Cream Balm, and |
do so entirely without solicitation. !
have used it more or less half year,
and have found it to be most admirable.
| haye suffered from catarrh of the
worst kind ever since | was little boy
and never hoped for cure, but Cream
Balm seems to do even that. Many of
my acquaintance have used it with ex-
cellent results. Oscar Ostrum, 45 War
rem Ave-, Chicago, III. 4o-42
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
LATER NEWS.


FIFTY-sI VEN sailors loss their lives
on the great lakes during the season
just closed This was the largest num-
Der of deaths of any year since the
lakes were navigated.
THE Bellefonte pa Nail & Iron
Company suspended with liabilities of
$500, 600.
DURING November last 90, 205 inn
migrants landed at the port of New
York, against 50, 144 during the same
time the previous year.
A FIRE among bookbindery estab-
lishments in Philadelphia caused a loss
of $3.50, 600
THE imperial forces in China defeat
ed the rebels in battle near Chooyang.
Eleven hundred rebels were slaugh-
tered on the field, and those which
We're overtaken and captured were i'm
mediately executed.
SEVENTY THREE miners lost their
lives by an explosion of fire damp in a
mine at ST. Etieme, France.
PROF. w. H. MCCUBBINs, of Mays
villes, Ark. shot and killed his wife
and then killed himself The double
tragedy was on account OF jealousy.
THE Belle Center bank in Logan
county, O., was robbed of SIC, 600.
A WORK train on the Findlay, Fort
Wayne Il Western railroad went
through bridge near Ottawa, O., and
killed three Italian laborers and
wounded a number of others.
APAssENGER train jumped the track
on trestle near Evansville, Miss, and
/ fell distance Of 80 feet. iniuring six
teen persons, some of them fatally.
THE cotton mill at Des Moines, Ia,
the only one in the state, was de-
stroyed by fire, causing a loss of S125,-
600.
A LOCOMOTIVE struck a buggy near
Lima, O, containing William Mead
lowe and Harry knipe aud both mems
heads and knipe's arms and legs were
cut off and the horse was killed.
THE Chinese slegation in Paris re-
ceived an official dispatch saying that
in China 500 Christians several native
priests, Mongolian prince and some
unconverted motives had been massa-
cred and many churches pillaged and
burned in the towns of TSientchang
/ ana flnGSuten.
THRrY-FoUR horses persisted in a
livery stable fire in Durango, Col.
IL the democratic caucus in Washing
ton seventeen ballots were taken for
speaker of the house, resulting as fol-
lows: Crisp, %; Mills, 81; Springer, Il;
| McMillin 10; Hatch, 5; Stevens, i;
necessary to choice, Ia In the repub-
lican caucus Mr.. Reed was unanimous
ly renominated for speaker.
New York Herald: Could Improve
Things, No Doubt.-St. Peter-"So you
are Sam Jones?' Bumptious applicant
"Same man. St. Peter-"We have
been thinking Of making few trihing
changes about but waited to get your
ideas
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

And honest Swede tells his story in
plain but unmistakable language for the
benefit of the public. One of my child
rem took seyere.cold and got the Group.
gave her teaspoonful of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, and 10 five min
utes later | gave her one more. By this
time she he'd to cough up the gathering
in her throat. Then she went to sleep
and slept good for fifteen minutes. Then
she got up and vomited; then she went
back to bed and slept good for the re-
mainder Of the night. She got the
Group the second night, and | gave the
same remedy with the same good results
| write this because l thought there
might be some one in the same need and
not know the true merits of this wonder
full medicine. CHARLES A. THoNPsEEN,
Des Moines, la. 30 cent bottles for sale
by }. t. Bennett Druggist.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Detroit Free Press A foreign doc
tor says that OSCILLATION is prolific fac
tor of disease. A mental portrait of this
doctor shows him to be weazened, bald
headed, ancient, red nosed and with a
cast in his eye. Consequently his in
ability to spread disease in this way
lends him to croak over sour grapes.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
.OMALL less les. microbes micro e. vi, which in

OMALL Ais n mep5 %i ' rsi eIph int
MANY 51 fest the earth. Their
destruction Is great, as they destroy life
10 thousands Of human beings annually.
The only limitation 10 their devastation
is food to feed on. They produce count
less diseases-as malaria, scrOfula, ecze-
ma, cancer, contagious blood poison, ETC.,
etc. The remedy for this small but
numerous and destructive foe,is to expel
him from the body by the use Of Swift S
Specific. S. S. S. will route him out
completely, and force out also the poison
which he has left behind Be sure to
get the genuine. Do not let any one
put off on you a substitute or imitation.
Send for our book on the blood and
skin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Hot Springs Tomcat: We desire to
warn those of our readers who may be
inclined to trust the man who is going
around the streets Of Jamestown claiming
to be John the Baptist We have taken
great pains to look the matter up, and
know that he is not what he purports to
be.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Itch on human and horses and all
animals cured in 30 minutes by Wool
fords Sanitary Lotion. This never fails.
Sold by Stone & Hassell Druggists, Lam
caster. Is "
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps and
Blemishes from horses, Blood SpavinS,
Curbs, Splnts, Sweeney, Ring Bone,
Stiles, Sprains, all Swollen Threats,
Coughs,e etc. Save $50 by use of one bot
tie. Warranted the most wonderful
Blemish Cure ever known Sold by
Stone & Hassell Druggists, Lancaster.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Boston Commercial Bulletin. 81
will rise out of you" said the yeast to
the dough.
"You are always getting worked up
but | shall be on hand when am knead
ed responded the other.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Sparks: He (despairingly)-"It
doesn't matter if | have got lots of mon
ey, | cannot forget that my grandfather
was stagc-driver" She (sweetly)-
That is all right You can refer to
ancestral hauls without going into par
ticnlars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

Town Topics. Darnley-"Why did
DamocIes have sword suspended over
head by a hair?"
Tushly-"Probably his wife found it
on the lapel Of his toga."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10
The Cause of Rheumatism.

An acid which exists in sour milk
and cider, called Tactic acid, is believed
by physicians to be the cause of rheum-
atism. Accommodating in the blood, it
attacks the fbrous tissues in the joints,
and causes agonizing pains What is
needed Is remedy to neutralize the
acid, and to SO invigorate the kidneys
and liver that all waste will be carried
off. Hoods Sarsaparilla is heartily re-
commended by many whom it has cured
of rheumatism. 1t possesses just the
desired qualities, and so thoroughly pur-
ifes the blood as to prevent occurrence
Of rheumatic attacks. We suggest a
trial of Hoods Sarsaparilla by all who
suffer from rheumatism AZ m
Town Topics: Jack-"You say Old
Soak is a smart man in some ways. He
seems to be r lazy old sot."
Tom-So he is; but you have to get
up early in the morning to get drunk
ahead of him.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. Atlanta, Ga.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1891-12-10

New York Herald Could Improve
Things, No Doubt.-St Peter-"So you
are Sam Jones?' Bumptious applicant
"Same man St. Peter-"We have
been thinking Of making few trihing
changes about but waited to get your
ideas"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1891-01-31
A Perfect Plan

A Perfect Plan.
Larkin--I know the best way to avoid
hurricanes at sea.
Sumway-Well, what is it?
Iarkn-Remsin on the shore. -Puck.