St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-07
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Seven cities quarreled over their respective
claims for Homer's birthplace No wonder
Chicago and Tacoma are by the ears as TO
which municipality has the right to claim
the crank who threw the bomb at Russell
Sage.
A Baltimore editor says: 81 wear the Blaine
flag next my heart" But he is mistaken
His liver pad is trying to hob-nob with his
collar button.
Slug Five" in his Casual Conceptions"
says quite pithily and we understand he re-
fuses to take it back, either:
Some fine people are chorus singers.
An ex-size duty wearing your elder broth
er's cast-of clothing.
There is more than one man in st. Paul
who believes that his wife would fill the
speakership most Volubly, if not eloquently
Marriageable girls of the period sigh for a
man who can draw check full OF ciphers-
with unit on the left of them
She-What is the meaning OF touchdown?
He-It is a point in football.
She-You should make good football
player.
He-Why so?
She-You touch your mustache SO often.
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Itmay not be generally known, but preach
ers, club secretaries and many other worthy
people who have occasion to furnish COPY
for newspapers, cause printers TO call down
fierce imprecations upon their own and
others souls solely on account of the heed
less neglect of said preachers. club secre-
tar1es, contributors of society items etc,etc
to furnish names legibly written. Some very
effective missionary work could be done by
remedying this evil.
Shelf your work does not flatter the
sitters, must go elsewhere
Photograp her-Pray be seated, madam.
succeed in giving eminent satisfaction to the
homeliesL
Patti is coming over here to perfect one
more farewell tour, and, incidentally, cut the
Inning out of our poeketbooks.
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Should Blaine resign to run for president
in '92, to whom would B. Harrison tender the
portfolio of health?
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If B. Harrison were obliged to pay % cents
telegraph tolls for every ten words, his mes
sage wouldn't be ona-half so long as it now
promises. Perhaps he would not write auy.
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Nominate the Democratic candidate in St.
Paul, the Republican aspirant in Minueap-
oils, and we will show people a political
storm center that will make their hair curl.
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The kaiser offers to prove himself sane by
submitting to an examination OF experts
In this he is perfectly safe. The expert"
who should hint at a tinge of insanity per-
ested in the subsequent proceedings of next
Christmas.
Chicago BARRIERS are agitating for Sunday
closing of their shops. This is an unwise
movement 1t is unwise because it can never
become universal. In spite of a state law
AMI a most rigid surveillance in st. Paul.
there are shops which do shave people on
Sunday. A law that per mits a certain ele-
ment TO be shaved on Sunday-fOr % cents a
head-to the exclusion of a much larger
class who do not wish to pay such a price, is
worse then no law at all. There are many
men who desire to shave daily In ST. Paul
they are greatly annoyed by the Gust ON of
Sunday closing. Open barber shops seven
days i'll the week are in line with a popular
demand. There are men who remain away
from church Sabbath evening. owing TO the
fact that it was impossible 10 secure a shave
Sunday morning. There are men who re-
main away from the theater for the same
cause. To many clean shave daily is as
much necessity as good Sunday dinner J..
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London dispatches state that "Slavin is ret
icent about his Intentions" AS Prof Slavin
sails for this county next Wednesday OH the
Britannia, he will find on his arrival nu m
Der of dime museums yawning for him.
''reticent'' pugilist would be, indeed, great
curiosity. 81
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Chicago has sermon syndicate doing
land office business selling sermons Tor 81
apiece. Still, the average country Clergyman
cannot buy sermons even at this price on a
salary of donation doughnuts.