Telegram-herald., 1891-01-28

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"A rather peculiar inciaeot occurred
on ear in which l wss rsaing ont In
Iowa few DAYS ego. sad ons u Chr
eHgo's commercial tourists .oa tAs
car WAS . lady add her foaryear-
old boy. lie was sweet. attractive
little fellow ard 1t eaee beesme the IA
vorits OF 81 the passengers who BE-
slowed . great deal Of attention upon
hia- He wore neat little furtrimned
overcast. fresa which button had be-
coma detached. AZ matter Of course
the button found It's way to the chiid's
mouth. Suddenly the mother uttered .
wild scream and the passengers We're
all grestly excited. The ehild's face
grew pale. II had swallowed that but
ton. The mother exclaimed that her
child was dying. There was no doctor
a. - \ 40. -
In this emergency, as In most all others,
there was some one capable of meeting
il. While everybody else were wiring
ing their hands in helpless agony. one
man, who under ordinary circumstances
would not attract special attention.
was cool and collected. While tho
other passengers told tho mother TO
pound the child on the back. shake il.
stand Il on its head, and other non
sensical things, he told her 10 calmly
wait a minute and all would be right
Taking = piece of string from his left
hand vest pocket he attached it to but-
ton-hole, which he inserted in the child's
mouth and induced IL 10 swallow H.
There was n composed look on the
mans face that seemed TO assure the
rest Of US that he knew what he was
about, and he certainly did. for when
he pulled tho string and brought that
button-hole TO our view again there waa
tho button in it. sure enough. In few
minutes everybody was laughing and
chatting again. but the calm, quiet man
was looked upon as . hero for the rest
Of tho journey"
WHY HE LIKES WINTER.
'I'm glad winter Is here" remarked
. bald headed commercial man. 'You
can't imagine how the flies bother me
during the summer. II it were not foz
the fact that my business keeps me
here believe I'd move to Labrador.
where the fly season is not so serious
an affair. l am so constituted that
must keep my head cool, and In warm
weather 60 bare-headed as much as
possible. An artist friend Of mine said
he could paint q spider on my bald spot
that would look so natural the dies
would not dare to come near 1t. Al
first l laughed at the idea, but as the
season advanced and the flies became
AhOAC tAOupASStSAA1C 4 CIV 0xSFSkoOS OkIS
day and told him to paint it. He die
so. and you can believe it or not just al
you like, butt fooled the Aies every
time. The moment would remove my
hat every ny in the vicinity would starr
for my head, but just as they were
about to settle down they would see the
spider and dart away In the wildes,
alarm But for all that the scheme was
not a success, for while it fooled the
dies it also fooled other people. Every
time I'd remove my hat everybody
would DO slappirg my head with all
their might trying to kill that awful
spider before it had time to bite me
When I'd lift my hat to ladies on the
street they would see the insect and
either shout murder or faint away
And so had to have it removed and
fght the flies as before. But tell you
enjoy winter weather and hope Il
will last to the middle of August"