The Red Cloud chief., 1891-05-22

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{ There sre Q rood many thinrs going
On right under my eyes every day thss
make me exceedingly tired remarked
ssooe~hat cynical bat very oh~ervinx
man Of the world the other afternoon
'Ia the 6ns pla1e. II wearies me when
I observe the hnde Of vulgar. losdiy-
dressed. foal-Doathed fellows who ioa-
ter around the frunt portals Of certain
so-cslled sporting saloons and pose n
eamblen They swageer and strut
and Continually pirate shous their will
ingDso to bet . hundred on any con
cri-able thing on earth, whereas The
majority of them haven't two dollars in
the world Now . real downright
simoa-pure gambler cliciss my sdm,ra-
tion 20 . certain extent, but th~se shoe
string. | n-horn Observation-Disclosures
are NO more like . thoroughbred gam
bier than . city railroad horse Is like
ST. Julien the great q Of Volunteer.
''Thcn. ton. I am fstiguci beyond ex-
precision ~ the hercuiesn efforts made
BY hundreds Of young men working for
bkAoAA - offS -@
glass Of fashion and the mold of form
These chaps double mp and sleep In
crnnped, dingy. uncomfortable quar-
tern, and eat in the cf capcst hasheries
they can find, just so that they can wear
the very latest thing in hats. ties. coats
or trousen Poor fools, they fancy
that they can keep up the pace set by
the sons OF rich men. and even when
they 20 TO the theater must needs sit In
. box and make themselves offensive
and ridiculous in the eyes Of sensible
people.
Il am also made the victim of o-cr-
towering ennui when I see youths rang
ing in years from sixteen To twenty-onc
walk into q saloon, saunter up o. the
bar, nod Familiarity TO the attendant and
drawl out whisky and polly water.
please o. how manly they think they
are when they try TO force the fiery
liquid dawn their threats, choking.
coughing and spluttering n IL triekles
down their ssophagus Why Is IT, pray
tell me, that boys can't he made To real
lie how asinine not % say harmful such
exhibitions are? Another class that al
most puts me to sleep whenever am 40
unfortunate a TO be in close proximity
70 any Of its members, Is that composed
Of fellows who are laboring under the
delusion that they are funny Mercifal
heaven, deliver me from these funny
men, for Of all the intolcrab!e,
sickening nuisances on top OF earth
they are the most trying To ones
nerves There are quite q number OF
this class in Detroit and wherever they
are. be il street; car. bcer hall. place OF
public amusement or private residence,
they are ~eternally perpetrating smart
savings which, 10 me nj least, and I
believe TO many others, are nauscous in
the extreme. l sometimes wish-al-
though the spirit Of our age is against
barbarous and inhuman forms of pun
ishment-that all Of these funny indi-
viduals would he locked up together
and compelled TO try their wit on each
other until dissolution came 10 their re-
lief.
THAT contemplate human excres-
tires me with his ogling. his smirking
and his general idiotic behavior; he
makes me wrathy and fills my soul
with an unconquerable desire In use
nv feet much after the same fashion
that I used tn in those dear Did days of
my youth, days when the sun rose a
q little earlier and set q little later than
il does now. when half of the time. ut
least, was given up tn kicking an i'm
provised foot ball that bore = striking
resemblance Z an inflated bladder.
eyes. and women who CAD the street
and crowd the dry goods stores, and
gorge themselves on ice cream soda
water, and nirt with their male proto-
types, when they should be At home
attending TO duties that they neglect
shamefully. they weary me 20 the verge
of indignation, and yet. dear boy, twas
ever thus. and doubtless ever will be.
even 70 the end Of time."-Detroit Free
Press