Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
ALL SORTS.
What is the first thing man does when he
alIs into the water2 Gets wet

What is the first thing man does when he
falls into the water? Gets wet.
I In Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil Lini-
ment is combined the curative properties of
the different oils, with the healing qualities
+ of Arnica. Good for and animal. Every
/ bottle guaranteed
No man ever yet minded his own business
who didn't get into trouble.
1 Remarked by R. c. Joiner, of Allen p. o.,
/ Hillsdale Co.. Mich: Nothing gave my rheu-
matism such quick relief as DR.. Thomas Ec-
Iectric Oil-believe it infallible for rheu-
matics."
! Don't lose sight of an honorable enemy;
he'll make a good friend.
A FORTUNATE AND GRATEFUL woMAN.-NIrs
j. H. Giles, of Everett, Pa, says; 81 suffered
/ for years from kidney and gravel trouble. No
physicians or medicine at home did me any
good. 1 finally visited my former home at
Rondout, N. Y, and began using Dr. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout, N
Y. A few words tell the result. / am perfect
ly well and happy woman once more.
Don't call a spade a spade when it is a SHOW
ell.
Kidney troubles if taken in season are east
ly cured with Johnson's Anodyne Liniment.
Fact.
man is frequently known by the company
he keeps out of.
/ young lady of jefferson, West Virginia
! declares that she all run down before TAX
ing Ayers Sarsaparilla; but that now she is
gaining strength every day. Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla is certainly a wonderfully effective tonic
for the feeble and delicate.
No man is accountable for the mistakes of
his friends.
don't want a doctor. 1 have tried them, and
they have only swindled me. l have figured up
what they cost me for the last four years, il was
1884 81. If had It now it would be a fortune for
me. This year my bill for medicine only five
dollars, for which purchased six bottles of Sui
phur Btters. They cured me Of scrofula after
suffering four years.-P. J. Cummings Troy. ~ Y.
Counterfeiting is very dangerous crime.
1t is only another kind of free coinage.
ASK YoUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT.-Your distress
ing cough can de cured. We know it because
Kemp's Balsam within the past few years has
cured so many coughs and colds in this community.
Its remarkable sale has been won entirely by its
genuine merit. Ask some friend who has used it
what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There is no
medicine so pure, none so effective. Large bottles
SOC. and 81. at all druggists.
The Interchangeable decree of God is, "No
/
feel it my duty to say few words IN regard to
Ely's Cream Balm, and 1 do so entirely without
solicitation. have used it more, less half year,
and have found it to be most admirable. have
suffered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since
was little boy and 1 never hoped for cure, but
Cream Balm seems to do even that. Many Of my
acquaintances have used it with excellent results
Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave, Chicago, III.
There is no crime that intemperance does
not commit.
ARREsTED.-Charles A. Daley was arrested last
evening from stealing from the drug store OF
Shiefman, a bottle OF Sulphur Bitters. Before the
court this morning, upon being asked why he
should steal he stated that his mother was troub-
led with rheumatism, and that it the only
medicine that helped her, and being out of money
and work was the cause OF his stealing. As this
his first offence he put on probation
Neloark Ne,o.S
Surprise may take mans breath away, but
the chap who goes out between the acts will
prefer the Glove.
Piles! PILES ITCHING subscriptions
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. If allOwed TO continue
tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding heals liberation, and in most
cases removes the tumore. At druggists, or by
mail, for so cts. DIR. Swayne Son, Philadelphia.