New-York tribune., 1891-09-16
THE TALK or TIE DAP.

"The Asbury Park Journal the pioneer manor "A
that town, which started BY James A. Bradley
founder of the place. has been changed nun
four TO eight pages the extra sheet being neatly pasted
I'm Its place II Is one Of The most slightly pap.r.
published In New-Jcrsey, and John K Wallace ne
editor, teaches sound Repubicanism in its column.
Society Notc.-old man snobbery OF Fifth ave. cam.
home one day last week aud found his wife in despair
shedding bitter tears etc.
Just think Of it, our Gus, the pride Of NE.
And WHAT Speak, Don't keep me in su,
pense' - 'U'
"You don't say Way, this is somctSh.s
sThcy say that she is respectable
Respectable! Worse and worse lie NAV hrinr
siftings.
The ncwsboys who in their efforts TO sell the evening
papers yesterday cried Full account OF the frei
terrible loss Of nfe,' ought to have been locked up
The horrors Of the Park Place IRE stlll fresh I'm
memory, and the sensbitles OF the public should not
be trlhealwith for the sake of petty gain
Representative Jerry simpson is out in his Hatfo,oa
style for woman suffrage. Speaking In Chicago a
few days since, be said
d. the managers t0l They recognize the ladies;
Of THIS country and create lady manager, There
any OF your ladies with silk stockings and diamonds
but II this new party don't recognize women, then
Recognition. is all very. well; but would Congress,
own estate OF sochless desuetude !-(Pliadepha
Record.
in Chilli" says correspondent Of The Pittsburz
Dispatch,' everything is wonderfully expensive but
muscle, and that is of comparatively little value A
ady's bonnet from $50 TO 800 dress silk from 81
10 $50 the yard, and the modiste will charge you from
$50 to $50 for making it. In Santiago paid si2 the
dozen for linen handkerchiefs of small and ordi.
nary quality and S1s for a pair OF button boots.'
IN SEprENpPp
With rifle. rod, and fancy flies,
The city sportsman blithey hles
This month 10 Maine,
And there in a secluded tent,
lie first enjoys on pleasure bent,
week OF rain.
When IT leaves of he makes a STARK
In a canoe, with beating heart
The game appears-shot after shot
lie hres-his Winchester grows hot
see his guide soeer
That cost him fifty dollars odd,
And makes a cast.
He's sick TO death Of salt canned grub.
He works hard,-and six inch club
lie gets at last.
He wants cbowder from the club.
His guide eXclaims Beelzebubl'
| And suicide
| And, when he reads this little pome,
-somerville Journal.
In North Warren, Me-, weekly prayer-meetings have
help of any minister except for occasional lecture.
asome girls are such idiots don't you knOwi'
| grOwet Lieutenant IOpsyw0psy TO his friend the
Re lltte more specific please wariIy suggested
the major who an old beau, and who did not
| to commit himself
De s%ef r Sm & wg 5r or sSme other met C o oas
commercial towns that don't know the importance
txittered, what lovely clothes you solders'-lnk Of
calling me soldier" ana tne Young oncer ssspea,,,
see me In full dress this is oaiy fatigls uniform
| "A fatigue unformp she excl2med, how funny; l.
didn't Know you officers ever did anything 10 fatigue
you Now, don't you call that the very acme OF
| idlotlc ignorance ~
and they cofnbined to send the fool grip dictionary
OF military terms.-(Detroit Free Press.
The first exhibit-we suppose it will be labeled
Exhibit An-las arrived Chicago, but did not lind
the Fair ready for It, 1t is, In truth, both small and
early 1t consists of stone hatchet, stone pipe
porcupinequill box, model Indian wgwam. an Indian
spear and other implements. Al Old Latin saying was
that from one You could know ALL Let us hope that
this will not hold trre in the Of A." Exhibit A
1t ought not 10 be prophetic Of what the Columbian
Exposition is to be in It's entirety.
occasionally steps in and wants to use the wires
Recently coored brother stepped up 70 t9e c4es 70
! the operator read the following: - want 10 know
Is dead The message was sent as II was written
|
came. and the party to whom it was addressed was
| probably dead sure enOugh-(hmeTlcuS (Ga.) Tines
Recorder.
| Everybody says "Thc Chicago MALI knows
who John NJ Thurston is. lie is making speeches
for Mckinley now over in Ohio, and is pronl'
nent figure in National politics. as well the highest
saared railway corporation counsel I'm the Mississippi
valley. Wen when Thurston began TO study law he
was poor, and when by hard work and hard knocks
he had gained admission to the bar and went out 10
omaha to enter practice he pretty near starving
10 death. In fact, matters assumed such deep, dark.
cerulean hue that he promptly decided to leave the
| law and live rather than furnish the corpse for
legal funeral. He camo 10 Chicago and hired ont
| as hack driver. That In 1863, and about his
first experience in his sphere Of action was to
carry the delegates to the Republican National Con-
ventlon from the varous dep)ts and hotels 10 ara
from the convention hall. Just twenty years l$ter
the haclman who carried Passengers TO the Natohai
Convention that nominated Grant in Chicago presued
as temporary chairman another Repubncait Ma
tionaI Convention that nominated President Harrison
here Quite q change, chi Well you see, Thurston
soon found that he was a worse failnre as a hack
driver than as lawyer therefore he returned to d'
musty Law books again."
| A Remarkable Pig-A newly married lady WHO
,,cantiy groduafed nom VaSsar College IS not wen
posted aoout household matters She SAID 10 her grocer
| not long since ,. -, . ,,,o =.
mnnihs ago and they very fine. Have you any
''i0 Yes. na'an.' said the grocer, "there ten
! those hams hanging up there
| Are You SIRE they are ali OF the same pig
T6en III take three of lem."-CTexas slftngs.