Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-04-20
Up in arms-a midnight baby
ALL SORTS.

The first serpentine walk was laid out in tie Gar
den of Eden
Husband and wife have more than been
saved by the timely OF Kemps Balsam for the
throat and lungs, after all other remedies have been
tried in vain. The Balsam stops decay ofthc lungs
and cures influenza and acute and chronic coughs.
There is no medicine in the world that acts so
promptly, certainly that does its work so
thoroughly as Kemp's Basam. All druggists sell it
Large bottles SOC, and 81.
''Ths is a tropical climb" said the monkey as he
started after the cocoanut.
How IT WAs.-At the battle of G ettys burg was
shot through the left leg and was sent to the hos
pital. The army surgeons relieved me but pro-
nounced my case incurable. 1t discharged pieces
of bone, and for years l suffered with a running
sore. l tried everything which my limited means
would allow, and experienced no relief until tried
Sulphur Btters. 1 almost well and shall
continue their use.-Oid Soldier.
When shouts are heard in a barroom they
made, of course, by the cup that cheers.
l was sufferer from catarrh for fifteen years
with distressing pain over my eys. l used Ely's
Cream Balm with gratifying results. Am apparent.
ly cured.-Z. c. Warren, Rutland, VT.
l suffered from severe cold ia my head for
months and could get no relief. Was advised 10
use Ey's Cream Balm. 1t has worked like magic
in its cure. l am free from my cold after using the
Balm one week, and believe it is the best remedy
ACCOMPLISHMENT j. Harris, Wholesale Grocer, ll9
Front St., New York.
When he contemplates the undertakers' bills a
realizes that he saves good deal every year
of his life.
"Johnsons Anodyne Limment prevented my
death from bronchitis" writes an ardent friend.
Poor Enie(who has been stung)-" First it walk.
ed about all over my hand, and IL was nice! but
o when it sat down."
When you are troubled with dizziness, your app
petite all gone, and you feel bad generally, take
few doses OF Or. Henry Bakers Mandrake Bittcrs,
and YOU Till be surprised at the Improvement ia
your feelings. Every bottle warranted to give lat
sfacton.
Robb-What's an April fool, papa? Mr.. Norris
An April fool is who takes oil his winte'
Undertaking on the first warm day.
FoRrUNATE FATHER AND SON. am as certain
as l now live" say c. Z. Bartholomew. of Kalkaska
Mich. THAT DIR. David Kcnncdy's Favoritc Rcmcd,
saved my lite when | was victim Of Brights
Disease. My son had fever sore on his leg. lie,
too, used Favorite Remedy, and i now well. But
for this medicine l both father and son
would have been six feet under the SOD"
Woman may be able TO pack trunk better than
man, but she uceds the man sit the lid ait,r
she has packed it, just the same.
PILES! PILES ITCHING subscriptions:
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. Ifallowed to continue
tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be-
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointmcht stops the
itching and bleeding, hcale liberation and in most
cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or by
mail, tor so cts. DR. Swayne Son, Philadelphia
madame, are YOU a woman suifragists" mo,
sir; l haven't time 10 be-" Haven't timey Well
if you had the privilege of voting, whom would you
support?" "The same man have supported for
the last ten years" "And who is thatY,' "My
husband"
For EARACHE. Toothachc, Sore Throot, Sweiled
Neck and the resultr of colds and inflammation,
use DIR. Thomas Electric Oil-the great pain des-
troyer.
a machine has recently been invented for making
shoestrings out of paper.