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The state herald., 1891-10-02
That's No Way.

Two or three weeks ago we had an
item to the effect that he County
Clerk of is county was drinking so
much tanglefoot that public business
was being sadly neglected We meant
It in all Kindness, and hoped he would
take it that way. but IL seems that ,e
iron struck home. Instead of coming
to this Office and talking the ma. ter
over in friendly way, he banged our
sanctum ioor open last Monday and le-
gan blazing away Mt us with an old re
volver AS long as rail and as noisy as
n cannon. He shot hole In our Office
clock. perforated State map of Ne
brasta and knocked the end of horn
of plenty we had hanging up for an
ornament The rest of his lead went
wild.
We don't want TO be captious about
these things, but we have feelings to
be- hurt After the blithe young man
had got through we rose up and sliced
the lobe OF his left ear off as souvenir
and then threw him into the street.
We were somewhat rilcd for minute.
but when he broke down and cried we
went out and stuck the lobe in its
place and made friends with him. Ills
ehi WIZ oU an Eo'a ao cN'i F." ''hpie
of weeks, and we hope the matter will
prove great moral lesson TO him.
lrs the Climate,
We are In receipt of letters every
week from parties in the East asking
about business, the climate. chances,
etc. There are some good things about
this country, and we don't deny that
there are some bad ones. The better
way is TO come out and personally in
vestigate. AS far as the climate Is con
cerned we declare II the best on earth
Our own case il u proof OF what II can
do. We arrived IN this town three
years ago with one lung gone, lame in
both knees, dead broke for cash, and
having cough on us which made
everybody think n thunderstorm was
coming up when we let loose. Our
eyes were so bad We conldn't see u
Digger Indian fifty feet away. and our
hearing had run down until n man
would have had to ask us four times TO
drink with him before we could have
suspected what was up.
The first three nights here we slept
under wagon on Kit Carson square,
and we distinctly remember Of old Hill
Parker kicking us across the street
when we asked him 10 lend MS dime
to buy breakfast. Old Bill is dead
now. We took somewhat of nn active
The state herald., 1891-10-02
WAS A RED HOT ISSUE.
LAST WEEKS NUMBER OF THE
ARIZONA KICKER
HilI Chudso swung or At Lsst-
The County Clerk Tried TO bore
Holes In the Editor-The Climate
At KickerviiIc Recommended.
The Right Th,ng.

We told Bill Chudso in these columns
over two months ago that the climate
Of this locality would wear him out,
and strongly advised him to travel.
He hought he knew the town better
than we did, and the result was u
hanging last Friday night. Bill kept
on drinking and fussing until he put u
bullet into Indian Mike. No doubt
Mike ought to have been shot long ago
but the boys concluded that Bill Chu =
so was getting too careless with . !.
gun, and he was invited to go out and
be hung.
We were nearly on the spot, Of
course, while our contemporary never
even heard of the case until next day
We expected Bill would be little sore
on us, but he wasn't. lie wanted to
shake hands with us before he wa
tied and during the fifteen minutes
allowed him on the head of the barrel
he spoke in the h CHEST terms of us as
citizen and as the editor Of n great
weekly paper. He called direct atten-
on to the Kicker, declaring 1t to be
worth five times the subscription price
Isl in advanced, and added that II he
had needed the good advice found in
The state herald., 1891-10-02

pretty az any Of the devices OF the
bird or insect description, Both wings
were outlined with small diamonds.
With the white canibric shirt fronts,
tucked and frilled In 1890. womon
wear jeweled pins united by jeweled
chains. From the chains hang the
handfuls of small ornaments girls
nowadays carry about with them,
such as the watch, purse, pencil,
powder box, lip salve case, mirror, or
anything. This sort Of luggage seems
on u par with the bangles worn by
poodles at one time, and the gold
bracelets pnt about the necks Of toy
terriers with the little beasts name
written in GINS In those days dogs
were often stolen for the value of their
ornaments which were too much en-
evidence for the good Of vainglorious
madame or her four-footed friend.
The state herald., 1891-10-02
v.per po,.on and Il. AntAe...

Tho morning and evening mist. that per-
wade the atmosphere Of mAlarious localities
cannot be breathed with impunity. A safe
suard Ia needed To render harmless the
dangerous iniasmata with which they arc
lmprrEnAt.d, The sure.t, safest defense 10
lio-tsttor's stomach iiitters ~ 10 an nntidote
and born. fruit an adequate preventive Of Us
bnivafui effects No preparative for
brcathofs of fniasma tainted air or drinkers
Of malaria poisoned water like the BitterS II
completely nrutraliss- the otherwise irr~st-
bio onset OF the rriai foe. setticis on
newly cleared land. ebcavatofs OF canal
routes NOTABLY that on the isthmus OF
Panama., western pioneers and emigrants =
In short. all subjected Ia m nnlAriAl Influences
In cir or water Ind In Il n benign rsmedy.
an e6cctuai safeguard, Disorders OF tho
stomach, liver and bowels 'ln grippe" rheu.
matism md kidney complaints arc rcmcdied
bv the Bittsrn
The state herald., 1891-10-02

they are illogical ornaments and be-
cause there is not one woman in twenty
to whom they are even moderately be-
coming.
Deep borders in silk cord passemen-
tcric are among the most elaborate of
the new trimmings. Patterns de-
signed for the straight bell skirt, ARE
often half II yard wide. ranniers have
not given over the fight for recogni-
tion. and the modistcs are doing their
best TO forward the campaign by send.
ing out model costumes cut with red
ingotc backs, usually In dark velvet,
and with tailor-iinishcd cloth fronts,
sheath skirts and pannicrs
An Auaam,n Toilet.
Black and gray is one of the autumn
combinations, and In some instances II
very effective one. Cream and brown
suits greater number Of women. A
very dark green bids fair Ia be the
most popular Of all colors. made up
with long coats and white waistcoats,
braided brilliantly with green and
gold.
A dress of soft gray linen that was
seen In the park the other day deserves
somc little attention. II was dotted
with big pink pots and trimmed with
two hounees OF white guipure The
bodice had epaulet sleeves falling in
two broad fiounccs to the elbows; these
certainly were not TO he observed for
imitation. The lace crossed over the
bosom In II Marie Antoincttc iichu and
disappeared under pink sash, whose
long strcnmer ends touched the grass
and started mp swarm Of tiny green
grasshoppers
A girl who carried an nrmload OF
long spikes Of crimson holly hooks
passed In nm open carriage Her dress
was white crepe de chine, with skirt
embroidered In mauvc ana silver and
with II mnuvc velvet corselct Her hat
was curious even among the strange
shapes of this strange season
In millinery. II had no crown
10 speak of, but very BIO I'd
brim dwindling away IN nothing IN
the back and trimmed with lace
fiounces, one apparently shirrcd on the
briin and lying Hat. the other plated
erect and standing towcr.likc about the
apology for crown. At the back of
the hat were two or three mauvc ro-
scttes and n spray Of hcliotropc. the
narrow velvet strings crossed behind
under the knot Of hair and tied ut the
side In long narrow bow.
The frock shown In the third slsctc
was Of white bnrcgc spotted with red
The jacket wns Of red material. with
The state herald., 1891-10-02
Seasonal BILE Fashions.

Skirts are still quite plain at the
upper parts, but those newly presented
are trimmed in various ways around
the edge. One way is to place full
putting just over the hem; another is
to edge it around with thick cord,
covered with bias band of silk.
Several such cords are often superposed
round the foot of the skirt. Or again,
the skirt is cut ont into square turrets
or Vandykes, and outlined with a pip
ing or galloon.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

: Syrup"
We have selected two or
three lines from letters

ttst we nave sSlSStcu tWO VI
in three lines from letters
freshly received from pa
agho have given German Syrup
III children in the emergencies
,g6up. You will credit these,
~ they come from good, sub
~ people, happy in finding
1 . many families lack-a med
! containing no evil drug, which
~ can administer with con-
~ to the little ones in their
{ critical hours, safe and sure
Twill carry them through.
4 = WILLITs, of Mrs. JAsW. KIRK,
k<lAb. l give it Daughters College,
ldren when Harodsburg, Ky. I
18th Group have depended upon
j saw any it in attacks Of Group
= act like with my little daugh-
Imply mi ter, and find ii an in
~ valuable remedy,
,one-half of our customers
hers who use Boschee's Ger
II 1rup among their children.
zine to be successful with the
ks must be a treatment for
Hen and terrible foes Of child
3hooping cough, Group, diph-
ond the dangerous infamma-
delicate throats and lungs. %
The state herald., 1891-10-02
STYLES FOR WOMAN.
SOMETHING ABOUT LATE AU-
GUST GOWNS.
Deep borders In silk Among the Most
Elaborate Of Now Triannaings-
broad Beln Being Worn Exten.
sively y-Fasht0n Notes.

The new skirts differ among them
selves in many particulars, but they
are alike in being long. They are
greatly widened ut the foot also, and
often finished with full puff which
more than hints of rotund draperies to
come. The all.round reed has not
made its pla c good as dress dis
tender, but the dress improver"
has now reappeared in new
The state herald., 1891-10-02

9 Tho physicians and surgeons employed
pcnsary Co, know the science OF medicine
and surgery from A toI. To such skilled
aud experienced mon tho sufYcrlng Y should
apply for rcliof and euro. out OF town
patients treated with unfniling success by
respondcnce. Sond for symptom blank
Denver Medical aud Surgical DlspcnaAry
Co.. 1910 10 Larimcr ST., Denver, Colo.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

"Whst . piece o! work Is man how
noble In reason, In form and moving" un.
less he has rheumatism, then he loses his
godlike grace and limps sadly through
the world. He shouldn't though. Ho
should use Salvation OIL.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

A great excitement was caused recently
by the conjunction Of certain planets, said
by astronomers TO foretell deatha by cold,
&c. but all anxiety was quickly dispelled
by the sage remark Of one old citizen
"What do we care amt we got DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrupi"
The state herald., 1891-10-02

every issue he would not have been
standing where he was. In fact, Bill
talked so fiucntly that we were almost
mind to ask the boys to spare him
and let us try him as nn advertising
solicitor. We reflected, however, that
the crowd had been put to great deal
OF trouble and probably would be dis
appointed, and therefore held our peace
while Bill was swung off. The very
last thing he did was to hand us his
gun as an equivalent to the cost Of ten
years subscription to the Kicker for
his mother.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

W. II. GRIFFIN, jackson, Michigan. writes;
"Snhcred from calnrrh for fifteen years, Halls
Catarrh Cure cured me-" Sold by Druggists, Toe.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

"Hapson's Magic Corn Saivr."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Asl
your druggist for IL. Pricc Is cents.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Tho Only One Ever Printed Can You
Find the Word2
There IL 3 Inch display advertisement
In this paper this wock which has no two
words alike except one word. The samo
" true OF each new one appearing each
week, from tho DR., Hartcr Medicine Co.
This house places y Crescent" on every
thing thay make and publish. Look for
II, send them tho name OF tho word, and
they will return you Book. BkAurirui
LirnouHApns or Samples FAIR.
The state herald., 1891-10-02
II boys will learn u trade. they'll earn 4
trade dollar some day.

L. pRiokLy ASH Birtnn- good for any
thinpi Read what Frank Griggsby, Of
Dodge City. kAs., says "For three years
I suffered from n disease that my pbysi
clans pronounced incurabin. My friends
had given mo up 10 die. when ! was In
duccd 10 try your remedy, took II for
three months and have gained ~ pounds
In weight Am well man and prlcsly
life long obligations Ia this ncdicluo, and
will never cease 70 recommend H.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Twynn-"What makes the wealthy
people In the boxes chatter NO noi,il p
Triplctt-"Moncy tails, you know" ="
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Chicago clergymcn sincerely hope that
the ballot Is on its last legs.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Hes after moi he's after mel" sang
u young man, sitting on his boarding
house steps In the gloaminR
"ughi" growlcd the landlndy, III
you stop singing, maybe he'll lot up 90
you"
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Nothing can DC sad
in favor of the best medicine in the
world that may not be said of the
most worthless. In one case, it's
true; in the other, it isn't;-but how
can you distinguish
Judge by what is done. There's
only one blood.purifier that's guar
anteed. It's DIR. Picrce's Golden
Medical Discovcry-and this is what
is done with it if it doesn't benefit
or cure, in every case, you get your
money back. Isn't it likely to be
the best2
All the year round, as well at one
time as another, it cleansos and pur-
ifies the system. All blood-poisons
must 60. For Dyspepsia, Bilious
ness, Scrofula, Salt-rheum, letter,
Erysipelas, or any bloodtaint or dis.
order, it is an unequaled remedy.
It's the cheapest, too. With this,
you pay only for the good you get.
And nothing else is "just as good"
II may be better-for the dealer.
But he isn't the one that's to be
helped.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

When Daby WAS sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, snc cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she cluny to Csstoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Tho style Of man has nothing to do
with the sizo OF lie he can toll
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Tho wind evidently is not tempsred u
this shorn Wall street lamb
The state herald., 1891-10-02
A New Cure.

Brown-"Wbat the deuce ia the mat
ter? Nou look M though you were n
prisoner In your own house.
smith, find by reading the census
reports that prisons arc the healthicst
places In the country, because of the
mode Of life and not feeling well, I
thought I'd try II at home"
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Get y GOOd Start In business Life
by securing thorough business education nt home,
by mall, low rates Bryants College, Bu1alo, N. Y,
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Our nextdoor noighbor calls his baby
Macbeth, because 1t murders aleep.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

collars. cuils, wnistbnnd. and cravat Of
white surah.
Jcwclry novelties do not abound In
August, hui sen gull chlsclcd In pla.
H. nm was spicd In shop window yc..
tcrdny. The wcbbc1 feet were drawn
mp into the plumngc, and these nnd
the head were darltencd M N the
metal had been smoked. n was u
brooch for the yachting girl and ~
The state herald., 1891-10-02

form. 1t is now a narrow,
founced strip of grass cloth.
which is set under the back of fan
plated skirt, and holds IL out until
such day Us the exiled hoopskirt shall
cross the border with an army and
bodily claim its own, says II fashion
writer in the New York Recorder. The
autumn dress has shorter waist than
the dress of the summer. 1t
has high sleeves, and it is in every way
likely that the dres- of the winter will
also have them. Sometimes IL has n
"frock coat cut almost long enough
to reach the knees, double breasted,
provided with revers and n rolling
collar, and not by any stretch Of the
imagination to be considered in any
light more favorable than is impli d by
the phrase "Engli,h and ugly When
the frock coat has vest the vest is OF
chamois cloth or buckslSin.
The state herald., 1891-10-02
The Autumn Dress.

Sometimes the autumn dress has a
broad belt, like those of the empire
dres ses of two or three seasons ago,
For street dress this belt is often of
leather. This WAS the case with the
model from which was sketched the
plaid .frock shown in tine second illus
tration. Tan-colored tweed was the
material, checked with lines of bright
turquois blue, and bordered as well rs
belted with the leather. The blouse
like bodice is II style of which we shall
see mtch in all fashionable probability.
Waist flounces are not to leave us
for the present, and the length of their
stay is matter of regret, both because
The state herald., 1891-10-02

You can't learn too much, but you can
half learn too much
The state herald., 1891-10-02

FJTS.-All Fits stopped FREQ by mn. kLiNks GREAT
Nerve Restoror No FIT after nrst day susc. Mar
ycllous Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle FREQ to
tt casrs Snnd 10 Dr.. kl'ncyn Arch ST. PhllM. Ia.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

iie SD s.c.' Majors nsst Liquid aia. loo
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Eg otism is man without u collar cur
rying gold headed cane.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

What best suits us, Free Trade or Protection
Is at present the uniyer u. theme,
Allow me, pray, N make suggestion.
For headache always use Goa line.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

part In his hanging. To-day we arc
the richest and the hcalthicst man In
the county. Feel like Texas steer
all the time, and have got n hole full Of
money. Before the climate took hold
Of us anybody could boot us around
and slap our jaws. The worm turned
one day, and since tbat time We have
shot ten men md discouraged about
fifty others. The man who kicks us
has go, 10 be chain lightning. We
lead tho social swirl, will shortly be
elected Mayor, and whatever we say
goes. Gradual f, mn the climate has
affected and developed us, we have In.
troduccd the style Of eating with n
fork. wearing white shirts and cncour-
aging Chinese lnundrics, nnd we are
considered authority on grammar.
prize nights, ancient history, poetry.
the business outlook aud the grizzly
bear.
A convenient piece of work for sum.
mcr IA n surnh apron 10 bc embroidered.
Our model " IN blnc.t surnh. A. the
bottom IA II hem three inches deep,
above which n tuck nm inch and half
deep IL made, n space the width Of the
tuck being left between II aud the
hem. A jaunts pocket Is added NJ the
right side. and the yoke IN fastened by
means OF tic strings made Of black
satin edged No. ~ ribbon.
The state herald., 1891-10-02
From A 10 Z.

The hardest lection for disappointed
politicians
The state herald., 1891-10-02

What looks like sauce for ono man
makes a goose Of another.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Contentment is better than money nd
Just about as scarce.
The state herald., 1891-10-02
Fashion Notes.

The wise woman selects her dresses
for the summer with q view to their
being useful during the fall and winter
evenings, or for house wear.
For ladies of moderate means there
are good-fitting, comfortable corsets
in lightweight materials that cost
The state herald., 1891-10-02

The man who ought to suit you we'll
your tailor.
The state herald., 1891-10-02

Our nextdoor neighbor calls his baby
Macbeth, because it murders sleep.
A great excitement was caused recently
by the conjunction Of certain planets, said
by astronomers to foretell deatha by cold,
&c. but all anxiety was quickly dispelled
by the sage remark OF one old citizen
"What do we care amt we got DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrupi"
Tho style of man has nothing to do
with the size OF lilo he can toll
When Baby WAS sick, We gavo her castoria,
When she was q Child, sne cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she cluny to Csstoria
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Tho wind evidently is not tempsred to
this shorn Wall street lamb,
"Hspson's Magic Corn saiyr."
your arussis, y Tor lit i, fr,cc % Is cents. '''' "
Chicago clergymcn sincerely hope that
the ballot Is on its last legs.
W. II. GRIFFIN, jackson, Michigan. writes;
"Snffcred from catnrrh for fifteen years, Hairs
Catarrh Cure cured me-" Sold by Druggists, 'bc'
Fig otism is man without n collar cur
rying gold d.headed cane.
by securing thorough business education at home,
by mall, low rates; BryantH College, Bunalo, N. Y
What looks like sauce for ono man
makes goose OF another.
FITS.-Ali Fits stopped FREQ by nm. kLiNks GREAT
Nerve Restorer No Fit after nrstdsy surc, Mar
y"llous Treatise and s. 90 trial bottle FREQ to
ri cases Send to Or. Ki'acioi Arch ST. Phila Ia.
Contentment is better than money nj
Just about as scarce.
What best suits us, Free Trade or Protection,
Is At present the uniyer n. ihcmc,
Allow me, pray, N make SUGGESTION
For headache always use Coailne.
The fool that kills himself never mis-
takes the wrong person.
Good dIgsstio Ion, sound tcei -west breath
sprntls faeont Dog Cakes Will do IT.
To buy or sell stocks or interests In As
pen mines write B. Clark Wheeler, Aspen.
The man who ought to suit you we'll
your tailor.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-06-19
TIE EATEsE.

THE Times of India asserts that more
than One-third of the pilgrims who go
from Bombay to Mecca never return
that they die owing to OvercrOwding on
on the steamers or disease or violence
on the land journey from Jedda
THE window glass combine has de-
cided to advance prices
The O'Gorman Mahon of ireland is
dead. He entered the British parlia-
ment IN 1880.
THE census returns for England and
Wales indicate that the population OF
the countries will aggregate %, 600, 600,
an increase in the past ten years of s.
GOO, 600.
THE Pittsburgh end OF the Sixth
street bridge connecting with Allie
gheny has been burned
THE village of Cassellman, Ont, was
reported on fire.
TIE supreme lodge, A o. q. w, met
at Detroit Mich, on the 10th.
GEN. GRosvESoR has resigned his PO-
sitiOn on the immigration commission
deputed to visit Europe
SEABRIeHT, n. J., has been devastated
/ by fire. Loss, $500, 600.
THE number of killed in the railway
bridge accident in the can ton OF Basic,
Switzerland, numbered $50. Hundreds
were injured.
CAPT. J. Y. ADAIHE has purchased
the two republican papers of King
| fisher, OlS--the New World and Jour
nal They viii be consolidated and the
publication continued under the name
Of the Kingisher Free Press
SLAvIN easily defeated KiIraiu In the
recent prize fight at HobOlzen, N J.
R. w. DUSCAH & Co., commission
merchants. Chicago, have closed up
business
GREAT damage was done at Nsuman-
vile, Green county, Tenn. by cloud
burst The food carried on 1.5Oo
pound post office safe
THE corn crop OF Texas is estimated
to be in shape to yield from forty to
sixty bushels per acre
AsBUBY MILTON FORToE, JR, = stu
dent at the Rensselaer, institute OF Troy,
n Y, was drowned while bathing in
the Mohawk river. His home was at
Los Angeles, Cal. aud he was a mem
Der of the class of "a
A DEAF and dumb man who was ar
rested IN the village of Brabin, Austria,
for vagrancy on May % and who was
put in a cell was forgotten by the
police from the time he was incarcer-
ated until June Is, when the cell being
searched it was found that he had died
of starvation and the body had been
eaten by rats.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1891-06-19

We can the publio's attention. esps~
c1ally school suPerintendsRts and teach
erss 10 the fact that on account OF the Ne-
tiOnal Educational Association meeting
70 be held Mt Toronto, July 14th % Idths
the Jacksonville Southeastern Line and
from st Louis and all points on its line
at ONE FARE, pius - membership Zee.
Tickets v i'll be sold July Sth 60 18th, and
the limit viii be arranged so that those
" no wish can make visit or take side
trips TO points IN Canada and the East at
reduced rates Our route is via Chicago
and any direct line from Chicago. Don't
fail TO call on or write TO q railroad agent
for particulars OF the "Red Express"
route.
We run the finest chair aud cOmpRrs-
msnt Sleeping Cars IN the world
-. W. RIDER, Sup't. Jacksonville Ill
II. A SUTTLE. Gsnf Agent Fass'r Dept.
b13 Chestnut Street, St. Louis.
". ". KEST, GenI Pass'r Agent Jack
sOnvilie. Ill.