The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-05

| too much, than l win be when am very
aged. She also told me that reasoned my
self out of a great deal Of good luck. j
have never thought that either women or
monkeys had reasoning powers, con-
sequently this was difficult TO be-
lieye; but still one does get Q
/ great deal Of information from a for
tune-tsllsr. and far be it from me to APP
pear to jest at profession which makes
some sort Of living Tor such number OF
women; but should Like to know. and
ask this with all respect, what fOrtuns-teil-
ing has TO do with wax howsrsi They are
invariably present In the room, and they
seem IS entirely to belong 10 it as does the
aignihed and impressive msnoer OF tbs
woman who, for your silver. condescends 70
LOOK into your future. It's larky world,
my friend, a very larky world.
PLEA FOR LESS SCENT.
Is there female Anthony Comstock who
will arise and protest against the use Of
patchouly and muski II there isn't, is there
male onsi Or. indeed, as long as it Q DIS
the thing, don't care whether lie 10 male or
men and women forced to endure these lick
ening odors, strong enough to be called
smellsl Why Is man who has a very
healthy taste for eau de colog e, and who
abominates everything ese, forced to suffer
from these oppressive scentss Why should
a whole stage load of people have 10 endure
them and become the victims Of some afro
ciously dressed woman, who confides to the
woman with her that she uses pInts of musk
every week, pouring it on her Undertaking
until every part is thoroughly impregnated
with itl Carbolic acid would be delightful
beside 1t; bel zine or vernish are heavenly
compared with such sutfocating stuff.
LIKE GOOD PERFUME,
ard q little on ones handkerchief or a few
saches among ones lingerie Is all right;
but the obuss OF a good thing is blunder.
a blunder IS a crime, and the proper place
for criminals 10 the peniten larry. Hard
heartfelt Not bit Of 1t. AK your hus-
band or your brother how he likes this vile
stuff in the street cars, or the hotel cJr-
ridors, or wherever he may chance 20 meet
the woman who is bad form enough 20 use
it He would prefer that such woman
should be drowned in "a cask Of the extract
she Is fool enough TO adore, her head held
down until she choked, and then over her
grave should be written, Here lies fool
drowned in her own folly"
woMAN's HARBINGER OF SPRING.
The ssasnn has now arrived when the
woman who Is not a fool takes sulphur and
mOlasses. She wishes physically and men
tally to be In good condition; she wants
to have a perfectly constructed digestion,
that something that is better than a heart,
Hearts have nasty little way of being in-
curably hurt, and digestions can generally
be mended either with sulphur and mo
molasses and flannel wash-cloth
will do more to keep the complexion
OF the average woman in good or
der than anythi & else. BY the by, she
doesn't wash her face with the sulphur and
molasses, she takes ii internally, and t!.en
she uses the wash-oloth well soaped to keep
her face clean. A clean face is a Joy for
ever. 10 is pretty apt to be associated with
oheerfulness and it convInces mankind at
large thai everything in life is not stale, fiat
and unprofitab e; nor is everything painted
red and white In stTeaks like barberls
pole, or in spots like calico pattern.
THE JOYS OF THIS WORLD.
There are e good many joys In this
world.
A man who knows how to be perfect
comrade, and not yet make love to her, is
Joy.
A woman who can be a friend, and vet
not expect man to cater to her vauities,
is iov.
A thoroughly good detective story, that
is possible, and written in good English or
readable French, is JOY.
A gr eat big bunch of spring flowers,
bright Of hue aud sweet of perfume, is a
JOY.
A dainty dinner with somebody you like
very much is q j,y.
A box Of sweets, a pleasant letter, or a
new magazine, each is a joy
A dear baby, an affectionate dog and
chirpy little bird. each is a Joy.
A sunshiny day, when the air seems clear
and good, is one Of Gods own Joys.
And can't you be little gallant and say
that another joy is BABl