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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

An elegant line of Fall and Winter Over
ooatinxs Just received; also our full line
of Foreign and Domestic Suitings, Panta-
loonInEs and Fancy vestings coming In
daily for the winter trade. Fancy Merino
and East Black lie Hose at old price, 25c.
supply yourself with one Of our Atwood
Knitted Butcher Jackets.
O. NESS q SONS, 1871 8 1893 Market g..
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
Reduced Rates to the West, Northwest,
Southwest and South via Pennsylvania

Reduced Rates to the West, Northwest
Southwest and South via Pennsylvania
Lines.
Harvest Excursion tickets at especial
ly reduced round trip rates will be sold
September Is and September 30 from all
principal ticket stations on the Penn
sylvania Lines West of Pittsburg to
points in Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado,
Georgia, Florida, Indian Territory,
Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana,
Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, New
Mexico, South Dakota, Oklahoma Ter
ritory, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wy
oming. Excursion tickets will also be
sold on the Goth to points in Iowa, Min
nesota, North Dakota. Tickets will be
good returning thirty days from date Of
sale. For detailed information apply to
nearest ticket agent of the Pennsylva-
MIA Lines. 9,l4,22,26
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
Baltimore S Ohio Harvest Excursion.

September Is and % the Baltimore &
Ohio Company will sell excursion tick
cts from Wheeling and Bellaire TO points
in the west, northwest and southwest
at reduced rates, good returning thirty
days from date OF sale. For particulars
enquire of Baltimore & Ohio ticket
agents.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
TOOK FIRST PREMIUM,
nj. j. Mooney Carries or the Ice Cream
Prize.

Prize.
The ice cream judges at the Fair,
Mrs. Brues, Mrs. n. b. Scott and Mrs.
Harden, took up the question of who
makes the best cream, yesterday after
noon, and after a test Of several makes,
unanimously agreed that the first
premium for the best cream should be
awarded to Mr.. NJ. j. Mooney, OF No.
11O4 Market street, this city. Mr..
Moneys cream has, ever since he
started in business, been noted for its
purity and fine flavor, and the fact that
he has been awarded first premium at
the Fair, over all competitors, will suffi-
GENTLY establish its reputation. He uses
none but the purest flavOrs, and the
cream of the Wheeling Dairy Company,
in manufacturing his product.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

There is great racing programme
for to-day, as will be seen by the follow
ing list Of entries:
2:29 rRoT-PUEsE 800.
Wabash, Oh. s, Boyle Bros. 4 Gilmore Union
Young Stockbridge, b. s., Charles Stevenson,
Count V. B. s., John G. Collins, Pittsburg, Pa.
Peter BE- John T. Collins M FissSGT lands ph
Stock Farm. Pittsburg, Pa.
Louie Q. br. s., n. G. Pheil, Beaver Falls, Pa.
Lucille, s. m John Duffy, Cleveland, Ohio
Parneli. Oh. h., Schmulbach & Park, Wheel
'I Ct,sssawsiter, CHI. e., R. S. Carr, Charleston
Esri's Laddie, b. s., W. F Coast, Haysville,
1ucv ". Walter Craig & Son. Cadiz, Ohio.
JEFF Davis, b. G. Fenton Bros, ". Williams
field, Ohio.
go PAoE-PURsE 500.
Nettie Green, b. m, William Baschheid' To-
V George A, g. G., T. ]. Parker, Uhrichsvllle,
dor Dorsey H., roam g.. ]. T. GOnuley, Pittsburg,
i DetrobAn, b. g., William Dunn, New Orleans,
IS Sargent B., b. G., ]. C. Barnes, Cleveland,
% r. O. B. Ong Pine Valley, Ohio.
Laura, b. m, II. D. Kigger, Dayton, Ohio
Prophet Wilkes, b. h, Harris Farm, Zanes-
'' Miss Cnmsey, Walter Craig & Son, Cadiz'
Hack Wilkes. S. Liggett Cadiz, Ohio.
Morisco. ]. +. Kennedy, Courtney, Pa -,
George Wilkes, IL. Patterson, SteuoenViile,
Ohio.
,uSxrSs-s-l6 NILE KEATS, TWO IN THREE
PURSE, 800.
The Turk.
Csnzolo, blk. N /, +. T. Adams, Cadiz, o.
Great Scott.
Friday.
Pool selling was very active at Nc
Lalughlin's, LAST night. In the 2:29 the
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

One Fare for Round Trip via Pennsylvania
Lines, September 10th.

For the great Republican demonstra-
ton at Steubenville on Thursday, Sep
TENDER 10th, excursion tickets at one
fare for round trip will be sold via Penn
syivania Lines from all ticket stations
on the Cleveland and Pittsburx Division
between Bellaire and East Liverpool
and Salineville, and on the Pittsburg
Division between Wheeling and New
Cumberland and Bowerston. Tickets
will be good returning until September
18th. 1910.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

Excursion to Buffalo via B. & o. r. X. to
the Meeting of the German Catholic
Congress.
The Excursion Committee having
made arrangements with the B. & o. for
a special train, TO leave Wheeling on
Sunday, September 90, at $50 a. M,
rate for the round trip. s5.S5, for de-
tailed information inquire Of Charles II.
Behler, George Smith, F. Striff, COM
mittee, or to agents OF the Il. & o.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

Time, 2:35. Lady MS driver made
demand that Bamboo be identified,
charging the horse was ringer. Monte
Christie also claimed that Marquette had
been run in ahead Of him on the upper
turn. Mutuals paid $3.50. The judges
announced that Bamboo had been iden-
titled to their satisfaction.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

VIsIToRs to the Fair should call at
John Friedels store, No. 1119 Main
Street. An elegant array Of dinner
and toilet sets are displayed.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

The Quickest way to the Fair Ground Is
by the Naphtha Yacht Ferry. Ample IA
cility for handling any sized crowd. Foot
of Twelfth street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
SUMMARY.
WEST VIRGINIA STATE FAIR AND EXPOSITION
RACEs-Fall meeting. lS9l-First day, S:5(
class trot, purse 800, divided.

Jack B, d. h., Geo. Mayors, Wheeling. dis.
Lady NJ, e. m, W. J. Thulron, Ale
gheny, Pa. -, ;.::r;,.......'; D
nrton Pa - . - ' 3
Tampum, P a 49, ......'9 Z dr.
Mcmillan, S. h.. George Campbell,
Parkersburg, w. Va. ...............6 3 z
Monte Christie, b. G., F. W. Tilney,
Wellsville, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 8
row, q ..................... ........2 l /
Tow row. O '......."....." 49, 2
Marquette, b. m, j. Caphart, Point
Pleasant, w. Na..............."::.. = D
Maud 4, b. m, NJ. Hill, Uhrichsville,
Onlo................ .''''' .''''''' NAo
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

The Record BrOken-S1.0OSi Silk Warp
Henrietta Cloth at 74c. yard. moquette
Carpets at o5c, regular price S1.40. The
greatest bargains ever offered.
STONE 6 THOMAS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

J. &. KLINE's Woodblne Saloon has
concerts every night, accompanied by
fine lunch.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

DECORATED dinner and toilet sets,
latest designs are shown at John Erie
dels, 1119 Main Street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
Emerson Upright Piano For Sale.

We have an Emerson Upright Piano
in good order which we offer at great
bargain.
+. w. BANNER & Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
FARMS FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
For City Property.

Fiehty-hve acres, seven-room house, barn.
coal bank (opened). within five minutes wall
of school and town OF Lewis Mills, Ohio, Cd
the Il & o. K. r. VIII give you good trade
Call at once.
one and three-quarter arces, ten room house
brick: All other buildings in good repair; al
kinds OF fruit in good town, with two rail-
roads: 90 miles from Wheeling. VIII exchange
no acres AZ Beech Bottom; 65 acres Of bot
tom: Hne young orchard with five room house,
harm and other outbuildings, at bargain to
settle up an estate.
tn0 acres near Clinton, w. Va. on good
nike. with new house and barn, Of a bargain
* acres. six-room house. barn and other out
buildings; good fruit and vegetable farm; near
Triadelphia, at bargain
and fine orchsrd at bargain
ROLF & HARVEY,
Real Estate and Loans Negotiated,
1914 Market St.. Branch Office at hcMechen
ToIanhona No .S6 SON
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

Take the Naphtha Yacht Ferry for the
State Fair. Quickest and best route. Two
Boats Running Trip made every two
minutes. Foot of Twelfth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

WANTED ALL PERSONS VISITING THE
w West Virginia State Fair and Exposition
to-day TO be 81 the Wheeling Business College
Booth at 10 a. m. and 2 p. N. to witness an ex-
hibition of rapid calculation In business arith-
metic and expert amsnuensis work by the stud,
ents OF that Institution.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
FREE OF CHARGE.

Monday and Tuesday we will present 70 every
purchassr OF School Books one dozen slate pen
ellis. IN A neat box. Buy the books you need on
those days and get a box OF pencils free OF
charge. STANTON & DAVENPORT,
ed Book Sellers.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
NEW FALL AND WINTER STOCK

ENTERPRISE Baking Powder. made
from purest and best ingredients
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
THE RUNNING RACE.

It was five minutes of six when the
horses were called for this race. There
were six entries-Lady Rankin, Madge
L. Palmyra, j. Il. Custer, Lanzolo and
John Day. The event was half-mile
heats, two in three, and the purse S125.
All the horses went. The betting was
Madge L., even against the field, and
the bookmaker offered s to l on Lady
Rankin, 6 to l on Lanzolo, and to 2
that John Day wouldn't win.
FIRST HEAT-Lady Rankin got the
pole, PALMYRA, second; LanzolO, third (;
Madge L., fourth; John Day fifth, and
Custer outside. Madge l.. ran front at
the lower turn and held it clear around,
winning easily, with Day second and
Palmyra third, in .5213, Rankin and
Lanzolo being distanced. Mutuais paid
$3.50.
SECOND HEAT-It was twenty-five
minutes of seven when the horses got
away. 1t was neck and neck between
Day and Madge to the quarter, Day
leading half length. The pace down
the stretch was corking one, Day
winning by half length in 5319,
Palmyra second and Madge third.
Mutuals paid $3.50.
THIRD HEAT-John Day sold $40,
Madge $40; Madge SO, Day So; and Day
$40, Madge SO, indicating the boys
were having trouble in making up their
minds. Palmyra and Custer were
drawn. Day took the heat in 5519, after
a hot contest.
SUMMARY.
WEST VIRGINIA STATE FAIR AND EXPOSITION
RACES fall Meeting, 1S9l-tlrst day-Ruh'
Mug race-I5 mile, best in S-Purse, $40.
Lady Rankin, :. m, y. b. wright, beIlnonI'
Il ............... distanced
Madge, b. M, Riverside Stock
Farm, Weston, w. Na.....:... L
Palmyea, 5. m, Il. Licolzie, New
Orlean... uf9"h
]. f. Custer, 5. G., j. Edlck, BIS
sell, Ky. ................';. -. uh9"h
Csdiz O. .N,..''............... distsnced
John Day, 5. g., S. I. McGrow,
Lexinton, Ky................''
Quarter. Half.
26N .521a
o7H .5S1s
27% .55l
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
PROCLAMATION
To the Citizens of Wheeling,

In accordance with the desire OF the West
Virginia Exposition and State Fair Assoca
ton, and that the public may have the oppor'
tunity to attend the State Fair, 1t is hereby
requested that all business and work be sus
pended, as far as practicable, on THURSDAY
SEPTEMBER 10. for the purpose named. All
the city Offices will close on that day at noon.
p. JEPSON,
seQ1 Acting Mayor.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09

IlOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOM. NO. %
IL Eighteenth Street. Modern conveniences.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
NOTICE.
Mt. de ChantaI
DAY SCHOOL.

For the greater convenience OF parents. tho
Sisters 'of Mt. de Chsnial have made arrange
nents to place the pupils attending their day
school, 81 the doors OF the Institution, free OF
charge BY this means they hepe 10 meet the
increasing demand for such school on the
part OF large and select circle OF patrons.
Special advantages are offered for the study
OF music, vocal anu INSTRUMENTAL; for the Eng
lish course, physical training and elocution.
Departments OF Art and Languages are under
the control OF foreign teachers.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
ro-Day's Racing Programme.

There is great racing programme
for to-day, as will be seen by the follow
ing list Of entries:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09


WEST VIRGINIA STATE FAIR AND EXPOSITION
RACEs-Fall Meeting. lS9l-tlrSt pay-Irot
for Observation-Disclosures $780, divided.
"a9 w. .'................. 2 3
Bonnie HSe BIT, o. l. a. W. n'' SO
Rhoda McCreg b. s., IA. Miller,
Bancroft, Pa......-............. L
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-09-09
Summary.

WEST VIRGINIA STATE FAIR AND EXPOSITION
RACES fall Meeting, 1S9i-First day.Run'
Mug race-I5 mile, best in S-Purse, slzo.
Lady Rankin, ;. m, Y. u. Wright, Belmont,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
FLAsnes oF FASHION.
!a.Et lollsta are vsry fancifaL

hEL5 toilets are vsry fancifaL
 DesEits prvoesio sissssss st st ss ts.s== s= =S==e=
 Boanets are lsssening to notiosabls sxtsuI
 Short zOuavs jackets are passing fad for fall
 The new kid and Suede gloves have seams on the back resembling plush
 ColOT blending has become a fns art. involving some remarkable associations. Sicilienns. Beng&line. Eolienns peau ds soie and beur de sois arc the favorIte silks
 Bonnsi sfriRgs come from the tack this season. ilsgsaJ oi fsOm the eArs, as form erly
 Cloth gowns are trimmed with velvet braidiBg matelssse. psssemenIsrl and stitching
 Uuderskirts grow more and more elsbor- ate Surah. glace and other such silks compose them. and fine lace trimmings are in order.
 Long. loose front raglans and well fitted NewmaFkets arc about equal in popularity Stripes plaids and mixtures are gradually yielding so solid eolors
 French millinery green dominstss the bat domain. gray ranks next Flowers yield to ribbons and feather garuitures In shapes. low crowns are the rule
 Straight, undraped skirts arc feature of many new fall dresses. They are very simply trimmed around she bottom with a band of metal aud tinted embroidery.
 Some short street jackets are trimmed with braided revers of the material, or with those Of velvet. The sleeves are in loose coat style with bell shaped wrist.
 Silk redingotes in directoirs style are especially seryieeabis. as they may be worn upon almost every OceasiOn-fOr re- eoptioias, ssSisss5 s5si1szs. s=S:. ::.s .-::s:t- ing purposes
 Faiiie diamant, striped with vine leaves outlined with some contrasting color in different weave, is one of the old time silks revived by present fashion, and Is most beautiful
 Cashmere eolOrs appear in the lovely Persian silks; Feronese-a dull red-and castor brown are among predominant col ors and green and silver gray enter into pleasant partnership
 Velvet is the pet finish for dress waists, forming thereon collar, cuffs. vest and reyers. The long. straight lined Dirsc- tSiFo bodice with lat revers of velvet. lessens ia effect the extreDss feshiness which Is the hans Of soas women's lives. Cloak, Suit and Ladies Wear Review.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
L-aplng saImoa og t,an,a..

The salmon rivers of Canada are all streams of swift currents. whirling rapids and high falls The salmon seems to make its way up these streams with as much ease as he moves down. One of the sights in the vicinity of Quebec is tfEs salmon ieaping at the Falls of Lnyeite, and during July many persons assemble there to see it. The falls are succession of steep tumbles. and the water Fushes over the rocks with great velocity. The salmon gather at the foos of tho lower tumble. and, with marvellous k.ars up the very face of tEe rushing waters. make their way to the summit without apparent difficulty. gliding up ths swift ehutes like flash and mOsInrinR each successive tumble until the grand sum init is reached The Canadian will tell you that when there was no legal inter- ference with sEearing. the IUdiSns were n the habit of gathering at the foos of the falls in their tiFch canoes and cast. ing their spears at the sairnoo as thev leaped up the torrents, nlaElng their casts with such marvellous sedb taat the salmon aimed af was Invariaosy stopped in his vaulting career and fesi back inn- palcd by the Indians czuei barb. Cor Philadelphia Eews
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
LOVES OF DISTINGUISHED MEN.

Henry 4. Wise, the noted Virginia statesman of Tyisr's day. was married three tines
 Bachanaa's sweetheart died during 6 iover's quarrel. snd his baehsioFhood bs. came her monument.
 Alexander II Stephens. disappointed ip his schoolboy love, refers often tO her in bis letters of long life of single blessed ness
 Stephen A Douglas. the Little Giant of Illinois, WAS twice married, and it is said that ke o0urted Mary Todd st the same time thas her hand was sought by Abraham Lincoln.
 George Bancroft was married twice His second wife. who died several years ago. was very popular in Washington. and was noted society figure
 Chief Justice Marshall's marriage was 8 happy one, and his married life comprised fifty years cf the teuderest affection. His Hife died out short time before him
 Jobn Randolph. the moody. unhappy, cratic genins of Roanoke, lingering for years on the verge of insanity, speaks of Maria Ward "aa one whom he loved better than his own soul or him who created it z
 Daniel WebStsr's two marriages were both marriages of love. His first wife Tas Graco Fletcher, the daughter of a New Hampshire clergyman, and Webster married her when he was 26 years of age and while be was get poor lawyer.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
ART NOTES

A standing figure of Grant. h soft army hat. cloak and top boots, bss been placed in Twelfth street square, St Louis it Is ihs work Of Robert Bringburst, and was east in Chicago.
 A eoiored man, born Of a slave mother ls about to exhibit fifty paintings in New Haven. Bis name is William H K Jack son He has studied three years at the art school of Yale university.
 A replica of ". ". StoEy's seated statue of George Peabody. erected In Lon eon. has arrived in Baltimore it Is c gift to the city from Mr. Rebert Garrett. aud wiii bs placed ln St. Vernon sgdsrs. opposite tbe Peabody isistisGts.
 Tie Plymouth monument has taken thirty years 10 complete. Harriet Bill snes lsid tho plan and worked hard e make is a realty Whaii the corner stone gss l1sf Daniel Webster delivered the orassoa The monument is e witness C. the Esial p.oty of the descendants Uf tlst psiTfinis iesseF fhan Wo9z of grcas ar.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
a M.McRv.

[ asrf1aed 3sil-fam sseass through shs sh As sit here aisne, aa5 The Ere light dies. And you sLsnd iszs sgsia, Eith four eEq.azsl
 hair,
 wita yoar p4ssionst. BBz aas your plsassEs
 e!%.
 Gvs. here tAAs you sst IT s.vsses ous us
 hand leu almost belss-s that touch yoa. .ezafn; uks th9 hunger mAd saiior EsO sprsagz foe tl.s
 land
 snas b ses- in his madness, bat springs for iz Do a.ass people lrnow they gre nad-ae you thinks And do the dead kuo~ they are aaa8-tesl ne
 thisY
 iesre nesi for siaouid ss wiling to sisk Into naadneas oE death 'ueata tlss ss-H at yess xoare bere once xgaiH-lran4rg back i. slfs etssF, Ard aaa eos1aat c, crouch here at yo.ss kn-as O tlfe fcsh yosl ese siissasltbut what fxs cara Tsat yoar body is these, sisco your sssi s vzA
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
THE GENTLER SEX.

Mrs. Parsons. the Louise ssichel of Chi- eago. Is going to England to lecture on anarchy
 Miss Anna Dickinson still wears her hair short and parted Ob the side; but for that her appearance is altogether feni- DiRe, ard she delights in fine clothes
 Queen Patience. wife of King Ja Ja, re- gently visited England on her way to join her husband al St. Vincent She is giriy I8 years old. and speaks English fairly well
 Princess Eugenie of Sweden. who sacFi- Hced her jewels to build a hospital on an island ofi the coast. where poor eripPles might be nursed and healed Is regarded as insane by her family.
 Pundita Ramabai. the high caste Hin doc woman who has been soliciting funds sn this country for the establishment of & school in India for widows. has returned to her native country with $50. eco. She obtained more money in San Francisco than anywhere else
 Gertrude Rives. the younger sister Of AE1elie Riyes-Chandler. is extremely fond Of horses and daring rider She is al most ehildlike in appearance, but has no end of pluck. Her father owns a hand slliAG E0-itGkkou oA loESc1E eslu sle s teSAlts much time in the stables directing the grooming of her fsTorites-
 Mrs Kate UPson Clark. whose name is nov seen so frequently in current literz- ture, is a witty little woman of 3 or so with husband. three boys and domestic tastes Her fayorire costume Is the Mother Hubbard, and she thinks it com pines all the virtues that estbetic and hygienic reformers are looking for.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25

It is claimed that a coal famine ss immi
 benf and that western families win have tc burn eorncots this winter This is not overly encouraging 60 drought stricken Ksssas
 Iowa, Illinois and " isooRsin, where there is nothing but cobs three inches long; but for Ne hEassA, where the cots are used for basehan bats, we contemplate the famine with a ro- uaaTkabie degree of eompcsure. As long ss the festive corncob maintains it's pressnt mammoth proportions coal diggers may strike, and cuSl dealers may pool, the Ne hEaska hearth will ktil be warm and coy. Eastern stEikaTS may put this in their cob 2 pes and smoke tt Worth Bend lSeb.S FlaiL
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
FoLIN LAND
Fnnr laaa rhat rttehsul

n Foiiy land what wftehe-yI What pretty EaSslS, wasE eyes there ha. Whas Earnsszon7e 9Eys, what onpiet Erafseai Etzat tiSssne Einaha. uhas frolie ws3es; What easy laughter. fresh sud clear; Wssas prahks 70 play. Shat 1ssts @ hea<t Ois Tune forgets t0 Ehaks asz sand The days go tripping. haiAt in hand. IE Folly sz12. ID Folly iss-a To Folly Laoe. ose idls koer, The moonlight had FizGsd pcweTs f.s fairy glamour turned any braiz: would ihas were ts1ere sszini We etco-l Eoget5eF ,Heakh the sky A h3-d was csslrrsta< dsoNs3ys Ess sa1iied. he sigbed. hs Esid my bssd Ah mo. kh sea-Ee sgadsrsaand. Twas Poly land twas fSEy laBsif Fly sober frieEla, hgE worn yOsr a5oksi YossT hears is jn yoag gloidy bookS Here's haH a co5as5 on yOHF 5roEi Eesdola see =o1 jgFisl nov Flisr doEa your Foiames aod he fres To g4ke a plaasGrs tip wlth nc coma. s'ssrs,s ny heart and ssereas ug saBdT we'll iazaesi oar skin. and geek tbe sfrSnd pf Folly had. cf Folly z.nE-
 --Dzasss DsEdra4ss ha he csctSEy-
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
Yrrr Enrnnrnring.

''Do you think, doctor, We will have the cholera hero in New York this winteFlE ssl5ed an iRquisitive man or New York health officcr.
 '+I have studied the matter closely replied the official with great dsliberstion, 'iand is Is my opinion, from au I can gather, tsa1 B our present exemption from cholera con times for siz months we will not have any sholera this year Texas SiFiiEgs
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
c,uIap.t Aim.

A Boston young man was taken out by aome Fort Worth gunners to kin ducks at Hursss lake. As large flock of canvas backs noa5ed right by him, and be didn't shoot, oae of the Fort Worthites got excited and yelled:
 ''Why in thunder didn't you shootF-
 "lEhy,7 answered the Boston man, "every SiEae got my gun leyeled st one, four or Eve ether blamed green heaasd fools would swim right in between so never could get a good attn st obe"
 The party went home.-Texas Colgusl
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-01-25
a.. of ,h. l., A...

To shoot buGzlo successfully enc must ride upon the right side and shoot with a large eltilher rife aud seES tle bulieG aaartering through the Iunss. The ssll- nal wsa aos drop at ti5e shot, bEt iB a xsw jnmps ths bl0ed VII ran from his faeufh and nose. and as his lie ebAs away he ails srSggs4 from side % side Ike q ss stf fF storm, and then win a Bsiz5iIl5 Iast efgsrs bs springs forward. H sz chs sass iHnap hs lakes He fails hssdlopa sn the p.Af<se. Gead. -I17. W. F CArts< as San Y1aacisre Ezznaiscr-