Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1891-04-24

Illinois who had implicit faith in anything
she saw printed. If there were any ques-
ton of the accuracy of a statement, and
one could bring her a newspaper declara-
ton on the subject, she vas convinced, and
never again had Il doubt. Now it would be
improper for the skeptical reader to
ask what she would nave lone had she
happened to find counter statements on
any subject.
Questions Of that kind would knock the
sentiment out of n old woman or old
theory either, for that matter. And if that
ancient lady or any Of her kin should be
living let them be informed that dreams do
come true. This cannot be denied, for n
book has been printed setting forth all
sorts of dreams and what they mean, and
all any one need do if he want q war map
of his future is to eat mince pies and
%doughnuts and go to bed.
DREAMS OF OVERS.
Should he in the early watches of tn.
night find himself in the midst of What the
police reporter calls a conflagration let
him be admonished that
To dream Of burning doth imply
A sudden danger ripe and nigh.
OF all escapes you then beware,
For though Fate thrcatcnsshc may spare.
It will be noticed thai Fate is u person in
this case and not a glittering generality.
And like many another person she has
provided herself with an ample way of cs-
cape if the dream do not come true. In
that case she may tell you she threatened
all right enough, but IN mature considera-
ton concluded to spare you for future mid
night lunches.
Lovers should never dream of bcggars.
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other, and the man who finds himself in
the act of beginning to dream about Il beg
.gar-himself or any other-and cannot
wake up, must go to see his love with an
accident policy in his inside pocket after
that. For fate is OF his track, and will
not be switched off. But if you must
dream of beggars, please be persuaded in
time and give them something. Else you
will never know peace.
If you dream of soldiers it means that
your lady love-or your fellow, if the
dreamer be one of the fairer, weaker sex
will have to quit his or her present resi-
dence, by paternal order, on your account.
Now, if you know he or she is comfortable
there, do not-lct me implorc you-do not
dream of soldiers.
To dream that you arc cutting hay indi-
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society-cut quite a swath, rs it were. And
if you dream of raking the hay together
you are fatcd to stand ut the head of as
semblics. Now, what would be more
proper than to dream of raking the hay
The additional labor is trivial, and the
difference in recompense is quite worth the
trial.
To AVOID DISASTERS.
When, in the SAUNDERS of midnight, a
man or IL woman dreams that he or she is
swimming it makes all the difference in
the world-or the water-whether his or
her head is under or above the surface. If
under, then look out for troubles, and
plenty of them, but if you are navigating
all right, with the placid element beneath
you, f1atter yourself that you will live to
make all or most Of your enemies your
footstool.
To dream you wade in mire and stubble
Forctclleth surely toll and trouble,
Yet perseverance will not fail
Der toll and trouble to prevail.
Another chance to get out, o see, but
there is one dream that admits of eXcep-
ton. If you should 10 far forget yourself
as to dream of legacy, get up in the early
morning and &C about collecting all your
available assets, for what you have in the
hands of ''another'' will be wasted and dis
sipated without doing you any sort of good.
To dream about fighting at single combat
signifies lawsuits and marriages, the book
says
If you should get into the habit of dream
ing, and in that pitable condition should
find yourself dreaming Of a mar with a
lighted lantern, try to kill him off OF
otherwise attract his attention, for if he
goes on without interruption and puts it
out it signifies trouble for you, and plenty
of it. If you dream that you hear a hen
cackle it is Il pretty good sign, but you can
make it a heap better by catching the
fowl. That clinches the sign, us it were,
and after that fate can no more go back on
you than if you slept with the scissors I'M
der your pillow to make your lover come
back.
No married man should dream of eating
garlic. In the first place, garlic is not a
pleasant thing for any maj outside of Gaul
to put upon his table; and in the second
though that is a minor consideration-he
will surely find out that his wife does not
love him. And if you want to do the whole
business at one fell swoop, then dream of
eating dinner just after having concluded
the dream about garlic. The dream about
eating will never be fulfilled till the family
of which you are now so valuable a MEM
Der shall lave been divided and scattered
to the four winds or the three winds or the
two, if there should not happen to be
enough persons in the family.--Chicago
Herald.
Royal Jocularity,
Lord Salisbury-Have you ever calcu-