The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-01
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1t Is the same old New lear.
Today the Alliance ought to resolve to
quit resolving.
Ingalls, had no trouble in getting a sit
uation,' in Topeka.
The Alliance believes in dressing down
the candidate who dresses up.
Luther Challis thinks the Topeka hotels
will be among the last 20 yell Whoa,
January
Grover Cleveland should, for human
ity's sake, grant Col Nelson Acrers leave
to come out of his hole
A Peoples organ answers the accusation
that Mrs. Lease is not a thinker 10y stating
that she is thinkess.
When Kansas man feels like he wants
to do something and doesn't know what IL
IS, he organizes an insurance company.
The newspaper that con show the small
est circulation gets to print the bank
statements for the most part, this year.
The only way it Seems that General
Rice can induce people to join the third
party movement, is to withdraw from 1t
himself
Superintendent Wolfe of Missouri, is at
Topeka FOR a consultation with Superln-
tendent Winans, of Kansas, i'll regard TO
school laws.
AWichita man who has just came back
from Medicine Lodge says that he saw
Jerry while he was there and he had Tom
on his breath.
Base ball may be Ingalls, savior. Billy
Buchanan claims to have "picked-nine"
from the Alliance representatives who
will vote for him.
Monday was Senator ingalls, 9th birth
day. And" said he, Il am no duller
than was at 81 and feel quite as young as
/ did at that age
Senator ingalls, is always writing mag
azine articles that do not appear. and
novels that are never published. Some
very truthful men will lie for ingalls,.
Advertising pays. A Kansas editor
advertised for the owner Of lost pocket
book. and that night burglar entered his
office and robbed him of the pocketbook
and everything he possessed.
John J. Ingalls, loves rhetoric and he
loves Kansas. He once said: As the
gray and melancholy main is to the sailor,
the desert 10 the Bedouin, the Alps TO the
mountaineer, so is Kansas to her child
rem
An Alliance statesman in Kansas, hear
ing that statue of Ceres was TO sur
mount the dome of the Kansas state
house, remarked that he knew old Judge
Sears very well when he was in the senate
from Doniphan county.
A Belle PLANE lady recently gave
tramp an old vest and was greatly sur
prised when the tramp returned and
handed her a ten dollar bill that he found
in one of the pockets. The tramp was put
under police surveillance.
John Otis, the milkman congressman,
says: "The family is the natural, divinely
ordained unit of society. The home Is the
abode of the family, and should be the
radiating center of life's attractions. Our
homes are the hope of our nation-tbe
strongholds of our free government, the
palladium of our liberties. After such
an outburst as this. it is quite proper to
ask who is Mr.. Otis Massilon.
No veteran who receives a pension of
more than Sl7 a month Is admitted 10 the
Soldiers Home at Leavenworth. IL Is
assumed by the government that a soldier
who receives more than that amount l.
able TO take care of himself Most all of
the inmates of the home get pensions,
which they are able TO send to their fam
lilies or expend for luxuries, as the govern
ment supplies them with everything which
they need at the home, including tobacco,
reading matter of all varieties, clothing.
the best of beds. while the fare Is as good
as the market affords, and Is prepared IN
the best style of the culinary art.
The sarcasm that Senator ingalls, dis
plavs in his words. Plumb shows in his
speech. In New York sunday. he said to
a reporter. in reply 10 the question as 70
what the senate was likely TO do next
week: Pass the elections bill. | think.
We shall have some more speeches, !
guess. because we have not had any
speeches lately you know People are
growing because we do not pass gag
! law. eh, Well. it worked 50 well IN the
house that we can't get along without it
/ is that it, 1t seems 70 me there was mis-
chief enough done in the house withou;
| the senate committing any more. oh. the
! people complain because the congress don't
/ legislates We'll. congress did leZislate.
{ thought they legislated too much. They
/ leSislated until they burst one party, and
now we are laying back hoping the other
party when IL comes into power IN con
! Cress will do the same thing