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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

The new blood aud skin Purifier. and greatest Of
h1aot Rcne'iic~, eloansca the blood Of all impur-
uca and poison0ua elcWcnt., and thus removes the
cause, while CUrtCURA, tho great akin cure, and
CuricuRA soar, an exquisite skin beautfer, clear
sho skin and scalp, and rvstnre the hair. Thua tho
CrrtcuhA REMEDIES cure every Hpcclea OF itching,
eurnng scaly, plmpy, and blolchy skin, scalp, and
blood diseaaea, from pinplea 10 scrofaa, from
Infancy 10 age, when tho bs'at physioians fail.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

wsll, and not sp1t on him. nis hair began
growing right OF, and thought he would
Always hc h,ll.hradcd There VA not spot on
hls whole body, face, and hcai. oaly his nose and
eyes, but what waA M raw "a l,'ri.sieak. 40 poor
there was not ANYTHING but bones, and 40 weak no
could raise neither hand nor 1 I'd.
Mhs. FRANK BARRETT, Winfield, Mich.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
Ayers
Sarsaparil1a

! used to be troubled with drowsy, tired
feeling, and dull pain In the small Of my
back, so bad, at times, as to prevent my
being able to walk, the least sudden motion
causing me severe distress. Frequently,
boils and rashes would break out on various
parts Of the body. BY the advice OF friends
and my family physician, / began the use of
Ayers Sarsaparilla and continued It till the
poison In my blood was thoroughly eradica-
ted."-L. w. English, Montgomery City, Mo.
My system was all run down; my skin
rough and Of yellowish hue. tried various
remedies, and while some Of them gave me
temporary relief, none of them did any per-
manent good. AT last began to take
Ayers Sarsaparilla, continuing it exclusive
ly for considerable time, and am pleased
to say that 1t completely
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
-

The state "i New YORK deposited $1,000,
900 small fish in her waters during the pas.
year. There were tom cod, smeIls, yellow
perch. ioss.efs pike, white fish. frost fish,
muskslonse. had, brook and lake trout, eic.
this should help 10 increase the food supply.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
HAYS o noticed that Allen Bros q

The DnHosEAT will exchange sewing
n,ashins Of any make desired, except one sr
we. for some oak grub wood and part cash;
or will consider other propositions any
ne desiring new machine
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
SOCIAL AsD rsasosAL
THURSDAY

Gil Stewart and + r Sox went 10 Port
land this morning ca business.
| Dancing school at the opera honse 10
morrow evening, 8 O'clock.
Geo II keeney left today for Salt Lake
City, accompanied by his brother, going
for bis health, which II very poor.
The musical committee of the C e
union will meet tonight at the Presbytcr-
Ian church for rehearsal,
Mr. and Mis- plamlaer an1 Mrs Muk
OF Pomeroy, are In Tie city the guests OF
their brsiher. ] a M,Feron. In short
time the golden weddlng Of their parents
will be celebrated at Brownsville,
DIR and Mrs 4 l. Irvine returned 70 Al
bany last evening, accompanied by Mr. a
u Slauson, who retnFned to Portland on
the morning tfaln. The Doctors health
Is poorly, loo much active practice before
he will row take rest OF several months.
4 l. Thompson, OF Portland, Is In the
city.
Mr. N NJ Newton, Tecentlv city editor
OF the Salem Journal. han begun tho
study Of law in the Office Of Blackburn <
Watson, In this city.
N Duncan who recently returned
from Crook county reported big differ
enee In the climate, dust q ylng across the
Cascades while ihIs aide mud reigas.
A pleasant party was given last even
Ing at Mr. Il M.French's for Miss Olive
Marks. Several hours we're spent In
games, sociabllity. partakIng Of refresh
ments, etc.
Rev = 4 Memlnger, of Albany NJ FL
church and Pew I + Boyd of Lebanon ex-
changed pulpits on last Sabbath TO tie
OF both congregations. Peo-
pie like, Indeed require. a change of pnlpit
sty le and manner as well ne change Of
diet.-Advanee.
SATURDAY.
Col Van Cleve arrived in Albany last
evening, coming from Corvallis on the
tres, In true printcE style.
A Gross and wife, Of Albany, went
through Sunday 10 spend the winter In
Arixonia. Ashland Record.
A city never loses anything by getting
4 reputation Of being social and hospila.
bic; In these respects Albany stands
high.
w Rupert, ~ho has bern a resident OF
Albany for the past year. leaves tonight
Tor San Jose, Calf, where in company
With bis bro,her,he has purchased So acre.
Of fruit orchard, and hereafter will make
that . business.
In conversation with lion X A Irvine /
he stated TO US that In a short time Judge
Z Boise and himseli were eoniemplat.
ing q visit 10 each local Farmers Alliance
In this county. for the purpose Of encour.
aging each organization and talk over
matters pertaining TO Alliance questions.
-Scio Press
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Fsrtmiller & Irving havs some Rsnais-
sance lace curtains for Sis pair, rs fne as
anything ever seen in the city. They
range down to " pair. Other lace eur
tains dswn to 81 81 less pair.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

when BABY wss aoa. we gave her sasteEla-
wAea shs was cazid, she cried for cestoEta.
when sae bsca-nc lflss, me slung 70 casscEia
whsn she had chiidren, saae gave them castosia-
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
BINDNa TwiNE AND rHn TARIFF.

I, il nine months since The Mckinley bill
went into effect, so far as It concerns binding
twins. The price OF binding twine last har-
vest under the old tariff law was as follows;
Standard I4cts TO Sets per ib
Iute facts to I6cts per ib
nauthas s....ss.s... foSss P1t ~
The price OF binding twine for the present
harvest under the present MCKINLEY bill
rohber tariff" is as follows:
Standard. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. focts per 10
lutte. Sc Tracts per ID
Mantllhs i@Gts Iei ~
sThe farmers of Indiana are getting standard
twne cents to 5 cents cheaper, jute twine 4
cents pound cheaper and MANILA ,wine
cents pound cheaper under the Mckinley
bill. instead ofpaying double price, as demo-
cratic papers and orators declared, last Oc-
,ober, they would. The Tri5nns, South Bend
Ind, June 40.
But it was because the tariff was redubed--
step in the direction Of free trads-,ha'
prices wen, nown.
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tored him for two
wecka, and ho got
worse all tho time
aud then l took him 10
Jackson, 70 \ doctor
who attends especially
90 ekln diseases, and
then he Rotworee than
ever. 1hen 1 toldmy
husband wohad better
try the CurIcURA
Rs.ypIEs any way;
did not have any Idea
they would do any
good, but IN less than
two months from tho
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

WnKRE To GET THEM.-When wanting
sn organ or piana call on g L Blackma .
~hs-e yeu can select from first glass
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
RAW AS BEEF-STEAK
Baby's Fearful Suffering from Skin
Disease Covering Entire Body
Cured by Cuticura.

Ny baby was taken very slck when he was three
months old, and In few days began breaking out,
We employed both OF the homo doctors, aud they
could do nothing for him, Thea we sent for the
hoal doctor IN kAlon kAnlda. Mich. and hn DOC.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
MRS. GRAHAnG'S
Face Bleach

oarea tie worst Gases ci Freckie-, sunhurn, Sal.
ovnc~s. Moth. patches. Pmpca and a skn hlelnishsa
Prtce AI.oo. Harmless snd effective 10 aample
On b sent Lady agents vNnted
rnb DFugglSb BIN ci my prsparasloas rT % .tii
have his name added 10 this advertlssmenI
Ny preparatisns are Ter sale hy wholesale arug.
nisas n Chicago and every city west sf ~.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Notice the extra hollow Rronnd razors
used by BARRIERS are to'd by Stewart 4 Scx.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
ls!.zzkazMy, l!z
l,.dlns photographers A sany oregon.


Ra have bought.all thenegativ. made by
l. W Clark and w II Greeo wood up to Nov
18th, 1889. Duplicates can be bad from
hem only of as at reduced ates. We have
also about $4,000 negatives made by our
selves, from which duplicates can be had at
like.rases. We carry the only full line of
views Of this state and do enlarge work at
loves rates for frat class work. v Q shall be
pleased to see yon at our Studio in Frcmsn's
blsek, next door TO Masonic Temple.
HAVE q noticed that Allen Bros gre
cery store is always full OF fruits, vegs
tables, etc, tie very latest in the mar
ket. II there is anything to bs had they
have it.
Peaches,
Berries,
Cabbages,
Turnips,
Nav Petatsss.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Bernard Macarthur, OF Grants Pass. has
Clipped thirteen hsar skins 10 week.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

A fine line ofloroekery ware At Conn q
uendricson's.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Ladies' Oxford ties at Klein Bros. Cheap
est 10 the city. Will be sold at greatly re-
auced rates.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Sold everywhere. Pr surtcuRA, boc.; Soar,
aSe.: RnsoLvnNr. ~. pared by tho PorrHR
DRua AND CnEaicN sIroRArfoN, Boston.
aG- Send for " liO, Care blood Diseases"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Cotton goods havs not been as cheap sines
the war as they are now. Call aAd see what
bargains y Read has.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Tue Salem journal ss, has the farmers
.llianee of Marion county has decided not
}, run third party ticket next year.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
MRS, GRAHAM S
Cucumber
and
Elder Flower
Cream

Is not a essmcao In the sense In which thai term
70 pepolAry uscd, but permanently heAulnea, II
creates . aotL smooth, clear ve'vely aAan, and hy
daily use gradually makes the complexion several
shades vklte-. nla constant proteetion from the
eaecta sf sun and wind and prevents snn burn and
freckies, and black heads will never ecmc while you
ussM II eleansee the lace FAR hettsF than scar and
water. noursheu and bull is up the skin tissues and
prevents the formation ei wrinkles' 10 aivea the
freshness ecarness and smoolhness oi skin that you
hSd when . little girl. Every lady. young or old,
eaRht 70 use H. - II gives mere Youthful appear.
anoe 10 any lady, aud that permanently. u contains
~ acid. powder or Akali. and h harmless a. deH
and noarishing 10 the sk,h dew Il the aower
Price 81 %, Al all druggists and hAirdrsssers
hrs Gervaso GrahAInn establishment 100 Paat street
~ FvAncsee whero she treats ladies Tor all hlelsh-
- II theface or dgure Ladies' ~ distance treated
~ letter, SEND stamp for her little book "Hsw 10
- hpauiifnL"
gamnln pnktlo mailed FREE 70 any lady en-
poLhplo DUbblu reeeipt of 10 cents In STAMP
: pav noatara and paekinr. Lady nrenta waited
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

Parker Brss, grocers.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06
LOCAL RECORD.

HIS 1rsn.--warm Spring Johnny has
been familiar character around Albany
for many years. Until few years ago
he lived with the Indians and had .
squaw wife, Lucy, who died. The In-
dians were the means of sending him to
the penitentiary, and he swors Off asso-
ciatiny with them. He afterwards mar
ried white woman, with whom no has
lived two or three years. Now separa-
ton has re.ulted and Johnny says some
white people are worse than some In
dians, aud he IL authority for the state
ment that on Wednesday ho fought
duel with q man named Holthes in the
city cemetery over family affairs. Sew
eral shots, he says, were fred and
Holthes received a cuticle Mound, and is
now recuperating In the forks Of the
Santiam. Some people look on this re-
port with suspicion, but Johnny 10 GER
tainly entitled toa good item once
year,
A Bic iNcREAsR.--The foo,ings OF the
assessment roll for 1864 have been added
for the net taxable property st Linn
county and show marked Increase over
1890, speaking for the efficient manner IN
which Assessor Williams has done his
work, now being large enough TO give
Linn county the second place In the state,
unless Marion county also SHOWS consid
cradle OF an increase. The figures for the
net taxable property, on which the levy Is
made, for the years 1890 and 1891 are as
follows;
1891 S7,ySt,S41
iSoI. oI............,...... os49o.oaS
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1891-11-06

The firm of Bnrkbsrt & Keensy has dis.
solved partnership, Mr. Ksensy retiring on
account Of poor health.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

There is now living in Madrid, says a
Spanish exchange. lady belonging TO
a distinguished family, who has been
confined TO her bed for the last flfty
years. A highly esteemed physician, in
the province Of 0alaeia, has kept his
bed for the last sixteen years, merely
for the enjoyment Of the thing. lie has
never got up during the whole OF th!s
period, and as he cannot go 20 his pa
tients, the latter come 20 him. IIc enjoys
high and ever increasing reputation.
50 that his house has become a much
frequcnted resort for pilgrims from eli
parts Of the country. We arc here ro-
minded Of an episode in the life Of
Charles XII. OF Sweden. After tie un-
lucky battle OF Puliava he took refuge,
with few followers, on Turkish terri
tory. IL was hcre-at Bcnder-whe ere
the king lay IN bed for the space Of six
teen months, and nothing could per
suade him TO get mp, young. strong and
hearty though he wac. Ilctook his bed
through sheer obstinacy. and in tho
hope Of thereby inducing tho sultan %
pay him the first visit.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
Iiaxis rate,

Kisswosd. Joseph NJ. Goodwin. Simeon Mat
tingly
Valley, Dave c. Zinn. John y. Strahln.
Lyau. 3ames McGoa. David J. Gibson,
Rene, II. u. Mhceler, T. n. Summers.
Portland Johu W. Hill. Preston Glover.
uuioo, Je<se W Shader. Julius Scherr.
Pleasant, Levi y. Miller. ID. n. Martin.
Grant, W. n. McGibbons. Alpha HRgans.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

Tho navy department r. about 90 be.
gin the experimental ussof paper boats,
and for this purpose q paper whalc-boat
gig has been purchased, and will be put
aboard the next vessel fitted out at the
New York navy yard. This boat effects
a saving IN weight Of about fifty per
cent. over tho ordinary wooden boat Of
tho same pattern. and IL Is said 81 10
equal 70 the beaver wooden boat ga
every respect. Tho cost Is about tho
same. Some experiments have already
been made which show that the boat
can bc submerged for on indefinite
length Of time without The noaterial be-
coming Sgatcr-soalScd or otherwise de-
terioratinr.n
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
ErHEa nEArEN.
A Miracle of ForrIvoness.

'In the matter OF taking care Of yous
father" said the visitor, ''yon have
nothing 20 reproach yourself with You
have furnished him n good home these
many years"
THAT Is true" replied the host,
thoughtfully. Fifty three years ngo.
when was trusting. helpless, innocent
child. he gave me the name of Adonijah
but have tried TO do my duty toward
him." he continued, with look OF calm
resignation on his worn features, "and /
have succeeded, think, In almost for
giving him"
lie punched the Are. blew his nose
loudly, looked out OF the window and
changed the subject Chicago Tribune.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
the ranss. Traveller.

Stranger lin American villagel--
Where docs Mr.. Smikes livcp
First Resident-i notta knowa
Strangcr--Where does Mr.. Smikes
live2
Second Resident--Nix versthay
Stranger-Where does Mr. Smikcs
livc2
Third Resident Notowlki kowowskL
Stranger-Can you tell INC where Mr.
Smikcs lives?
Fourth Resident--Me no sabe.
Stranger Ia little farther on) - Thank
fortune here comes an American at last
Can you tell mo where Mr. Smikes
lives?
Fifth Resident-Oeed can. sab. I
knowed Mistah Smikes since long befo'
de wah, sab Right ober dere. sah--
Good News.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

81 hope, Jennie, that You have given
the matter serious consideration" said
lady to a servant-girl who had given
notice" because she was TO be married
that day two weeks"
"Oh, l have. ma am" was the earnest
reply. i've been To two fortune.tellers.
and clairvoyant, and looked i'm n sign.
book. and dreamed on n lock Of his hair.
and been 20 one OF these asterologcrA.
sad 70 IA mecJum. and they all say TO
go ahead. ma'am I amt one 70 marry
reckless like, ma am. "--Ilarper's Bazar.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

Mr.. Spriggs-My dear. Il won't Ds
necessary for you TO 90 10 the auction
At Mr.. Sellout's tomorrow.
Mrs SprigEs-There may be two or
things there that want. aud besides I
enjoy going 10 auctions
There won't DC any auction there. .
"why not7"
81 stopped In to-day and bought
everything he had at private sale"
Everything? Private sale7 Are You
crazy9 What In the world did you do
that for?''
because didn't want you TO go to-
morrow, and pay three or four prices
for everything. IN. Y. Weekly.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
nroakinr It 0nn,lx.

Mr.. Trotter Ito himselD--As I viii be
Mt the Office until nine o'clock this even
ing guess IN send Alice a telegram
explaining matters.
AS he enters the house ut ten o'clock
his wife of a month throws herself into
his arms. ''Oh. Tom" she weeps, hold
ing out yellow envelope, "this horrid
telegram came this morning and I've
been afraid 10 open Il lest II should con-
tain bad newsl What in the world haa
delayed you so7"-Judge.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
. Ja.s cloyed With N.n,n.... /.

''poor white trash" girl from the
mountains OF North Carolina was re-
ceived into tho house OF lady in Raj
eigh for training. She was taught to
be orderly and clean but suddenly dis
cipline ceased. for she fed To her noun
tain home. Thithcr the lady went to
find her.
why did You leave me2" she asked.
"Well. Miss Blank" was the reply.
81 couldn't stay. l was just cloycd
with neatness. s."-Philadelphia Record
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
An AUTHORIZATION p,sl.lcn.

Tommy camo running 20 his father
one day with a weight OF trouble on his
mind.
Sadie says that the moon Is made OF
green cheese, pa, and don't belicvo it. -
Don't you believe itS Why not9"
81 know Il isn't"
"But how do you known"
"ls Il, papag"
Don't ask me that question; you
must find out for yourself"
How can find out?"
You must study into It."
lie went 20 the parlor, took the fam
lily Bible from the table and was Inlascd
for some time, when he came running
into the study.
IL have found Il ont; the moon is not
made OF green cheese, for the moon
was mndc before the COWS were. ~
Life
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

II am not particularly vain, said 4
New York belle the other day. but
when ! leave tho average drcssmalser I
an a mere abjcct smudgc of myself
know many woman will lift up her
voice with NO over the way we are
treated by the average dTcssmaker.
We protest fnlntiy nbout n wrinkle
around the shoulder Wei tou see,
madam. your lcft shoulder vs. 40 muct
higher than your right y y almost Inn
pos' We lush ard say never mind
Then. q course. that style Of sleeve
needs n full arm I should not have
chosen that sleeve for sou myself and
"A person with round shoulders can't
expect her back 20 set real straight, or
The present style g. trying 70 person
of long nccls. like yours.' She admits
that tbo general effect a the gown is
'dumpy. bot then you DO incline 20 that
build, and ~ course f cant be blamed
on thc drcssnalscf n your chest was
fuller your dress would button more
even 10 your hins acrc regular tho
skirt wouldn't eng Y0n walk home
wondering how you con get along with
out crutchcs aud thinking what q bad
JOB nature made ~ gOu anyhow"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
Alntrlmealsi Intelllr,nec.

"Is II fact" asked ono Austin young
lady OF another Austin young lady,
that you have consented 10 marry
young spoony, and arc going 70 be
married right off?"
Yes, we arc engaged"
why, he has not got any money; no
Is ugly, and he Ia dying OF consumption.
lie won't live two months"
That's tho very reason marry him.
Black In 80 becoming 10 me that l
ought TO have been widow years and
years ago."--TexaS Siftings.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
A slight Claim.

Agnes-That man bowed 70 you.
Ethel.
Ethel-I know it; but didn't care TO
recognize him.
Agnes-Don't you know him well?
Ethel--Not very; and, besides. one
has to draw the line somewhere. lie
had fit in our front yard once. and
ever since ne has claimed acquaintance.
Judge.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
An Unt,erout.

Jenny lat the window There 90
Clara and Tenie. don't like those
girls.
kitty-But you must lcarp TO like
them. dear. now that you are engaged
20 Tom.
Jenny-Whnt has that TO do with my
liking or dislilsing them?
kitty--Tbey have both agreed 70 be
sisters 20 him. Puck
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

A man walked into q Lowell (Mass.)
barroom recently bought twenty-five
cents worth Of cigars. and offered =
one thousaud-iollar bin IN payment
lie was somewhat taken nbacir whcu
the saloon keeper poclscted the BIN and
counted ont foT change 500. IS in silver.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
Hens. or p,iexates.

East sIde-Dr. ". 9. Bryte. Bruceton.
West side-Amos Hartley, AgsSntown.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
Oneer fr Sac Conldn,t.

Somewhat stylish.--He (tenderly lift.
ing her up 70 seat on the stile)-My
darling, after we are married will you
allow me 20 put you on the stile7
She-After we are married I think
shall be able 70 get on 70 the styles
myself lf--Drake's Magazine.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
A Natnrnl ConeIn.inn.

Mr.. corncob-Now. Maricr, why will
you keep s-talkin' agin' tcrbacker2
Why. there's old Peter Flaxseed. mos
ninety. and has allus smoked like ham.
house.
Mrs Corneob-- Hnmphi lie might n
bin hundred by this time II he hadn't
judge
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11

Perdita--Come, Penelope, don't NOPE
90 You were right In refusing him.
lie is a worthless scamp.
Penelope-Ycs, perdita, but lust
think. What viii the poor fellow do
for living now that ho cannot marry
Munsey's Weekly.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
A Thrifty Mad.

The Collegian Shall be engaged
again this summer OF not2
The Accommodating Cirl-It's just az
you say.
The Collcgian-- Well. we might a.
well be engaged, then but you won I
expect another ring. will your Nun.
scy's Weekly.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
THE Proper ThInr.

Mrs Glanders-My husband is such
On orderly man.
Mrs Gummey-Ts Ts he?
Mrs. Flanders Yes; he's subject TO
epilepsy. you know Well he felt an
attack coming on yesterday while on
the street, and he walked right into his
tailor's TO have the fit.--Judge.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1891-06-11
A rough InsInuation.

Crusty Ito his nephewl--Wcll. here's
another check. but remember TO take
care of IL. fool and his money are
soon parted.
Bill Scapegrace (aside) That's so: Il
only took me half an hour 20 coax this
out of Munsey's Weekly.