Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1891-03-26

- dIollS ol inc tuTI are course men,
of course.
-Woman's greatest sphere is that her
hat isn't on straight.-E2mirG Gazette.
MN
Noah was the first man who rose to
the level of the occasion.
MN
Where the wife is the smartest the
husband never knows it.-IndianapoIis
journal.
There is nothing a man is so proud
of as child that is sound asleep in bed.
NM
Although the carpet purchaser is
looking for good quality he wants one
*%%
I'm the domestic harmony as in the
musical it is the soprano that leads the
bass Washington Star,
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We suppose the warriors of old
used to purchase their armor at hard
wear store Bin9h6mton Leader.
NM
1t is absurd to say that single
swallow doesn't make a spring. Fire a
stone at one and see if it doesn't.
RH#
1t is hard to get farmers boy to
understand why turning the grindstone
is better for him than to go a-tishing.
;s&&
Patti will be obliged to remain in
South America nearly two months in
order to earn 100000
Nis%
Henry George has come back from
his Bermuda trip an ardent devotce of
the bicycle. Before he learned to ride
this fascinating instrument, it was the
general woe that interested him; now it
is the particular wheel.
%M*
A prying boy is properly named
Jimmy.
"A high old time is just the kind you
would expect to be the most expensive.
NM
Culture is rampant in Chicago. She
has bought $40,500 picture and a SIS
GOO Bible, and has ordered an extra
cargo of beans direct from Boston. All
she needs now is a new coat-of-arms
from Philadelphia.
The women of Philadelphia are
calling for a nude departure in art
Boston Herald.
The world never sits down twice on
on man who has any point about him.
-MitDdukee Sentinel.
NM
The man who thinks baby has no
show i'll this world should visit dime
museum Richmond Recorder.
&s;S
Gloves are responsible for the first
breath Of suspicion in many happy fam
ilies.-Du Bots l'd.) C0arier.
NM
We fear that the first robin that has
been announcing the advent of spring is
Tyre bird-BMGa'o Express
NM
-"Look ont for breakers" is a good
motto to remember when you are about
to employ a servant Washington Post.
NM
Don't laugh at your wife when She
tries TO stone the hens She may ask
You to help her stone the raisins.-
E2mird Gazette.
One man finds satisfaction in the
thought that he is as good as others,
and another in the knowledge that
others are no better than he is.-lndidnE
dTOlis Journal.
The Farmers Alliance of Pike
county, Ind, has captured 4,2SS rats.
This is valuable service to society, but
not so great as the chasing of single
rat out of the National corncrib-and
the alliance has chased out several and
is still in the business.-NeB York World
NM
The squaw who has arrived at
Lansing and claims to be the wife of
member of the legislature seems to have
no regard for herself whatever.
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There is more rejoicing over the one
duck that the President kills than over
the 9,999 that get away.
#%%
Ingalls, says that he does not hate
the south-but he was in Norfolk, Va,
when he said it.
Guns that are trained usually per-
form well,-Pitts61,g Post.
These be the PALMER days of the
Illinois Democracy PHILADELPHIA Rec
ord.
Good actors when on their mettle
generally earn golden opinions.-Baltt.
more american.
In these Indian fights do the blue
coats use "buck" shot in their guns
Washington Star.
The man who captures the carrier
pigeon prize always wins on a foul
I'ittsbu,g Dispatch.
When man hits the nail on the
head he swears-that is if it is his thumb
nail.-Rochcstor Post.
MN
DIR. Chauncey M. Depew has been
indicted for manslaughter. Many times
has the doctor been held responsible for
mans laughter.-Chicago Post.
When the Emperor of Germany, the
Gar of Russia or the Prince of Wales
goes hunting, each of them has from
fifty to seventy-five dogs of his own.
When the President of the United
States goes hunting he has to borrow
dog.
MN
DIR. Fllicott Coues, late of the Smith
sonian Institution, estimates that 1000
legitimate words are coined annually.
And yet in an official report on the
metropolitan police system the investi-
eating committee of the Kansas lcgisla-
ture refers repeatedly to the saloons in
Kansas as Joints" 1t may be, how
ever, that this is the only word that will
describe a Kansas saloon.
MN
The business Of wolfinr a state ont