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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
Not N II. But He Got There.

They have q reporter on one OF the
williamsburg papers who may not be
much on style, but for placid, nervy
get there, he is d jewel. According to
the New York Commercial Advertiser,
little while ago he was assigned to a
political meeting and asked to give a
good report of it. Now it happened
that the festivities were conducted en-
tirely in Polish, a language of which
the young man knew nothing Tlns
fact, however, did not phase him o
bit. He made his way through the
hall, pushed up to the platform and
sat down with the secretary. For
several minutes he industriously took
notes, and finally the SECRETARY turn
ing to him, pumped out volley Of
4 Polish.
ssI am not in it, dear boy" retorted
the young man as he turned again to
listen to the speaker.
The secretary looked surprised.
Finally he went out and brought in
q man who asked In English:
2 Are you d Polish reporter"
Nope, was the reply, I'm an
American one
DO You understand our language2'
Insver heard II before" retorted
| Thu scribbIer, bat / think / have pick.
ca up enough since / have been here
]. to give d rafting good story
And he did.
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One Of the chief competitors at the
Chancery Bar of Mr.. Richard Bethel,
&C, afterwards Lord Chancellor
Westbury, was Mr.. John Rolf, &C.
who was subsequently, one Of the
Lord Justices, and who was eonsid-
cred an equally able lawyer but had
net received SO brilliant q classical
training.
II word was pronounced, as he
thought, wrongly in his hearing
Bethel would be greatly irritated. as
the following unreported story bears
witness.
The defence set up on one occasion
in an action by Mr.. Rolf was that the
plaintiff, for whom Mr. Bethel
appeared, had been too dilatory in
coming to the Court for relief, and
consequently Mr.. Rolf in his address
several times mentioned the word
i which is the legal equivalent Of
dilatoriness, viz, "laches" pronounc-
! ing the as i'm the word action.
Bethel WINGED each time that word
was SO uttered, and at length getting
wild, he said in an audible whisper,
and in mis- peculiar deliberate manner,
'.Mr. Rolf, I really should feel very
grateful to you if you would say
lachesn as in acre.
Rolf replied that Bethel was toe
sensitive. Whereupon the latter
astonished that anyone should think
him n sensitive man, rejoined, No
Mr.. Rolf, no. do assure you that
am more classical than sensitive"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
WHAT THE BARBER SAID.

This is what iae barber said.
When he ut me in the chair:
For he nearly talked me dead,
While lie raked my visage bare
Vainly stliying to protest.
Forhc would not let me 81 eak,
With his knee upon my cliet
And his razor in my cheek.
aBoston's won the pennant, eli?
Arson must be off his base;
Still he adntought to kick
Long as he got second place.
Wonder ii they'll play maIcl
With the .sociation team?'---
This is what the barber said.
Base ball was theopening theme.
Rather sad about parnelI2---
Didn't think he'd die so quissk?
All the Irish praise him now
That's the way-.-it makes ME sick,
First they hound him to the grave,
Then they talk OF him and weep
This is what the barber said,
While simulated sleep.
'sFassctt's having lots tosay,
/, Going round upon thestump;
Shouldn't wonder ii you'd see
Flower and Sheehan get the dumpl
Seems case of boss and hoss
Whenyou speak OF Hill and Platt---"
This is what the barber said,
As he jabbered through his hat.
Other things he might have said,
But was unconscious then.
And although lie woke he up,
pretended sleep again.
Force of habit makes him talk,
Even when he shaves the dead---
Happy corpse that can not hear,
Nor suffer what the barber said
From the Albany Sunday Press.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

CAN YOU FIND THE WORD? There is
inch display advertisement in this paper,
this week, which has no two words alike
except one word The same is true of each
new one appearing each week. from The
DIR. Hartcr Medicine Co. This house
places Crescent" on everything they
make and publish. Look for it. send them
the name of the word and they will return
you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs or SAM
PILES FREE.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

At the Universal Exposition of 1885, OF Paris,
France, the best sewing machines of the world,
including those of America, were in competition.
They were passed upon by q jury composed OF
the best foreign mechanical experts, two of whom
were the leading sewing machine manufacturers
of France. This jury, after exhaustive examine
ton and tests adjudged that the Wheeler &
Wilson machines were the best of all, and award
ed that company the higl est prize offered-the
GRAND PRIZE-giying other companies only
gold, silver and bronze medals.
The French government as a further recogni-
ton of superiority, decorated Mr.. Nathaniel
Wheeler, president of the company with the
Cross of the Legion of Honor-the most priced
honor of France.
The No. 9, for family use, and the No, IL, for
manufacturing uses, are the best in the world
to-day
And now, when you want sewing machine, IL
you do not get the best Il win be your own fault.
Ask your sewing machine dealer for the No. 8
Wheeler & Wilson machine. If he doesn't keep
them, write to us for descriptive catalogue and
terms. Agents wanted in all unoccupied terri
tory. WHEELER q WILSON MFG. co.
Chicago, I'll.
For sale by STONE g DUMBLE,
MORRIS, MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

All claims not consistent with the high
character of Syrup of Figs are purposely
avoided by the Cal. Fig Syrup Company
1t acts gently on the kidneys, liver and
bowels, cleansing the system effectually
But it is not a cure-all and makes no pre-
tensions that every bottle will not substan
tate
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Recognize Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as
an incompatible remedy Tor dyspepsia,
constipation, biliousness, malaria and mac
tiyity of the kidneys, but they are not 50
well aware that it has proved to be an alb
solute specific for ia grippe, that terribly
destructive malady. Lose no time II this
dire ailmelit attacks you in resorting to the
Bitters, and you will speedily experience
relief
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

FoR ANY DERANGEMENT OF THE DIGESTIVE
organs take Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters. All
genuine bear the signature of. p. Allen,
Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
Taking butter from milk

Taking butter from milk
was known in the earliest
times. 1t was left for our
time to make a milk of cod
liver oil.
Milk, the emulsion of but
ter, is. an easier food than
butter. SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil is an easier food
than cod-liver oil. 1t is rest
for digestion. 1t stimulates,
helps, restores, digestion;
and, at the same time, sup
plies the body a kind of
nourishment it can get in no
other way.
scorr & Bowsn. Chemists. rsa South sth Avenue.
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion of cod-liv
oii-alI druggists everywhere do. 81.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

The beauty craze has revolutionized So
ciety and DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has reyo-
lutionized the treatment OF coughs and
colds
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Use Browns Bronchial Troches for
Coughs, Colds and all other Throat
Troubles. re-eminently the best. REV.
Henry Ward Beecher
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

you've frozen your ears, is common
remark. Battle in Johnson's Anodyne
IMMINENT
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
when she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

What are you using for your cold? Try
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment its wonder
full
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

If you grant favor, do it without whin-
ing, or do not grant it at all.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Women like balls and assemblies as 8
hunter likes place where game abounds.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Advice to those using glasses Don't mix
your drinks.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

About had Bronchitis which finally dred into Con-
had about given
fined husband for the doctor but he not
bottle Cure for Consumption
greatly relieved before the doctor He
told continue helped did and the result
welentirey Cured of Consumption n f.
BAKER Harrisburg, Illinois February co. 1891. sasas.
did
until concluded Po Remedy for Catarr After usngt
times found relief would not be without nowMss
BELLE WOODRUFF, Lawler, Iowa, July 81, 1901 @ ts
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
The Oniy one Ever Printed

lie who always respects himself, will
ALWAYS be respected
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Taking birds eye view seems to be q
great oversight.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

The jubilee of Archbishop Kenrick in St
Louis closes with receptions.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Religion does not compel person to
submit to attempted insults.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
AII the World and tiIs WIG

1t is the dry goods clerk who most fire.
quently sales under false colors.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
Commendable.

Friendship between women is only sus.
pension OF hostilit:es
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
EyERYMorHER

Should Have NJ IN HE Encusos
Dropped on Sugar, Children LoCe
totake JoHYsoy's ANoDySE LIyMEyT for Group Colds,
Sore Throat. Tonsilits, Collie, Cramps and Pains ke-
Jeyeg ali Summer Complaints Gus and Bruises like
magic Sold everywhere. Price Csc. by malls bottles
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10

Syrup

We are six in FAM
AFarmer at lily. We live in a
80. 80. place where we are
i' iN subject to violent
SAYS: Colds and Lung
Troubles. / have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the
Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up
of Blood. ] have tried many differ
ent kinds of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such incidence German Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once, you
will go back to it whenever you
need it. It gives total relief and is
quick cure. My advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
is used we have no John
trouble with the r-,,l~,,n
Lungs at all. It is
the medicine for this rona.
country. q
C. G. GREEN. Sole Man'fr, Woodbury., n. j.
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THE SONG OF THE .No. o.

THE SONG OF THE "No. o."
My dress is of fine polished oak,
As rich as the finest fur cloak,
And for handsome design
You just should see mine
No.9, No.9
I'm beloved by the poor and the rich,
For both impartially stitch;
In the cabin shine,
In the mansion I'm fine
No. O. No.. o.
Inever get surly nor tired,
With zeal always am fired;
To hard work incline,
For rest meier pine.
No. Q, No. Q.
! am easily purchased by all,
With instruments that monthly do fall;
And when en- thine,
Then life is benign
No. Q, No. ..
To the Paris Exposition went,
Upon getting the Grand Prize intent;
left all behind,
The Grand Prize was mine
Noe, Nos.
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WE GUARANTEES SIX BOXES

To cure any case with each order received by rs for
boxes accompanied with $780, will send the pur
chaser our guarantee to refund the money the
treatment does not effect cure. Guarantees issued
only by JOSEPH * EEoEsEsISLEs
DruS@1~E, HG4nneA19Czx@, Mimi
ng-THE GENUINE IN YELLOW WRAPPERS ONLY.
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Health Restored!
Or. {. C. VESTS Nerve and Brain Tfeafnea

guaranteed specific for Hysterta Dizziness, cohvuL
sions. Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous
Prostitution caused by the OF alcohol tobacco
Wakefuness, Mental Depression, 6oftening of the
Brain resulting in insanity and leading 20 misery de-
Power In either involuntary Losses and Sperma
tOfrhoea, caused by oyerexertfou Of the brain, self
abuse or ovcr-indulgence. Each box contains ona
months treatment e1.O0 box six boxes for $780,
sent by mail, prepaid on receipt Of price.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1891-12-10
TIE OLD SILVER WATCH.

IIARLEs EAMEs
stepped into the
Office of his friend
Bowles, editor of
the Chenille
Courant.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
Changes of Climate

Kill more people than is generally known Particularly is this the case in instances where the constitution is delicate, and among our immigrant population seek ing new homes ins those portions of the West, and where malarial and typhoid levers prevail at certain seasons of the year. The best preparative for change of climate, or of diet and water which that change necessitates, is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which not only fortities the system against malaria, variable temperature, damp, and the facilitating effects of tropical heat, but is also the leading remedy for constipation, dyspep- sa, liver complaint, bodily troubles specially apt to attack emigrants and visitors to regions near the equator, mar iners and tourists. Whether used as a safeguard by sea voyagers, travellers by land, miners, or agricultursts in newly populated districts, this fine specific has elicited the most favorable testimony.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

Don Pedro Montana returned last week from his trip to California. Mrs. Montana, who intended to re- main in California for two or three months, returned with him. Did not care to remain alone among strangers. Both enjoyed theirstrip very much, except at San Francis co. where the streets were two crowd ed for comfortable locomotion.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
What Your Great Grandmother Did.

what 1Our eredt UTduuHtUthcI Olus
 She hetcheled the flax and carded the wool, and wove the linen, and spun the tow, and made the clothes for her hus- band and ten children. She made but ter and cheese, she dipped tallow can dies, to light the house at night, and she cooked all the food for her household by an open fireplace and a brick oven. Yes; and when she was forty years of age, she was already an old lady whose best days were over. Her shoulders were bent and her joints enlarged by hard work, and she wore spectacles and a cap. Her great granddaughter. with all the modern conveniences for com fort, refinement and luxury, may be as charming and attractive at forty-five as at twenty. Especially is this trne if she preserves her health and beauty by the use of Dr. Plerce's Favorite Prescrip- ton, which wards off all female ailments and irregularities, cures them if they al- ready exist, keeps the life current health ful and vigorous, and enables the woman of middle age to retain the freshness of girlhood upon brow and cheek, the light of youth in her eyes, and it's elasticy in her step. Sold by all druggists.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
You are in a Bad Fix

But We will cure you if you will pay us. Men who are Weak, Nervous and De- bilitated, suffering from Nervous Debil- ity, Seminal Weakness, and all the ef- fects of early Evil Habits, or later indis- cretions, which lead to Premature De: cay, Consumption or Insanity, should send for and read the Book of Life, '' giving particulars of Home Cure. Sen' (sealed) free. by addressing Dr. Parker's Medical and Surgical Institute, 15l North Spruce St., Nashville, Tennessee They guarantee cure or no pay.-The Sunday Morning.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
The World Enriched.

The facilities of the present day for the production of everything that will con- duce to the material welfare and comfort of mankind are almost unlimited and when Syrrp of Figs was first produced the world was enriched with the only perfect laxative known, as it is the only remedy which is truly pleasing and re- freshing to the taste and prompt and effectual to cleanse the system gently in the Spring time or, in fact, at any time and the better it is known the more pop u1ar it becomes.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

"The schemers" are getting in their york, as they think, in good shape. They appear to forget there is a hereafter and that they are loosing the sympathy and respect of their own following, who are at last beginning to realize that they are enemies to the town and coun- ty, and ulcers on the body polite.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

The few who are laboring so in dustriously to vex, worry and an noy our people, took another batch of witnesses from here last Sunday This makes the third batch, and so far as we can learn, there has not beeasa single indictment, but mile age accommodates all the same.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
SUMMONS.
Tn the District Cour of the Fourth Judicial Dis trict, Territory of Arizona, County ot, Apache
 II I Messenger

Tn the District Courl of the Fourth Judicial DIS trict, Territory of Arizona, County ot5 Apache. H. J. Messenger,
 Plaintiff
 Anna NJ. Messenger.
 De .endant. J Action brought in the District Court of tn e Fou tn Judicial Dis.rict, in and for the county of AUache Territory of AriZ ma.
 The Territory Of Arizona sends GreetnS 10 Auna NJ. Messenger.
 oI are hereDy s1mmoned and required 10 sppear in stn act on brought against you Dy the sb " .-named p.a.ut.f III the DiStI1ct Court or th,. Fourth Jud cial Dist jet in and for the Cuil- ty of Aba ne ill tne Territory of Arizona ana an swert.ie complaint filed with the Clerk of thi CoIrt, at St Johns, at and in said coun.y wItiin ten days exclusive of the day Cf servicel "f1er sary re u.ou VOL of this summons, II served ID this county; bat il served out the county, and within the d strict, then within lwsLty days; if servtce of .h summons Is maie upon ,ol Dy pubIivat.On, then you are required to ap rear aud answer sad com plaint within IWeHt! 6a1s after he completion of said paLIica 'lohi in all utneT cases tnTty days.
 And YOU are herC b! LOt,ned that II you Ial to apppar m aIIsw r the complaint as above Ie olIred, the pla nIIIf wIl take j. d5t m nt Dy de fa llt aga m ,I you ana costs and dll lburs>meuts in this hehali exp, n.!ed.
 Giiea under my hand ana tnt S,al oi saiu CeuIt thls the 2oo oa!
 SEAL bOi June. A; D. T 1891, t,,oc1rE Clerk {, IL ' AttoIDay for Plaintiff june2i
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
NOTICE.

O. B. Little, Assessor of Apache Coun- ty, has this day filed with the Clerk of the Board oi Supervisors, the Assess ment koli of said County for the year 1891, and said Assessment Roll Is now open for public inspection at my office The Board of Supervisors will meet at their office in the court house at St. Johns, Apache county on the 1st day oi July, lS9i, as the Board of Equalization.
 CHAS. JARVIS,
 Clerk Board of Supervisors. St. Johns, June 15, 1891.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

It is rumored that on account of the unusual amount of business be- fore the United States Court, that the term for this county is likely to be again postponed.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
NOTICE.

Any and all parties who borrowed any property of whatever description, whether scales, harness, clothing, fire arms, groceries or dry goods, and who have so far forgotten or neglected to re- turn the same, from the estate of Ro- salio Colomo, deceased, are hereby po- litely requested to do so at once, and save themselves from exposure.
 HENRY HUNING. Show Low, March 8, 1891.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

Sol Earth spent four or five days in St. Johns since our last issue. We failed to note any difference in him. Time, to all appearances, has dealt kindly by him.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

County School Superintendent Mcdonald is engaged in making out an elaborate and detailed state ment of the financial condition oi the various school districts in the county.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
A WEAK MAN

Can now cure himself of the deplorable results of early abuse, and perfectly re- store his vigor and vitality by the Great Australian Remedy. The remarkable cures of hopeless cases of Nervous De- bilty and Private Complaints are every where stamping out quackery. The Med icine, d physician's gift to suffering hu- manitv, will he sent free to those att1lct- ed. DR. NJ. B. TAYLORR,
 iyi7 1y SO9 Market st.. San Francisco.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
je256t

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.I
 LAND OFFICE AT PRESCOTT. ARIz:,
 July 1st, 1891. Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention Q maIe final nroof in suppo t of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the Clerk ot the District Court at St. Johns, Apache Coun- ty, Arizona, on Saturday. Sept 9th, 1 9l, viz Joseph Neal Hayw ooi, Homestead Application Nh. 337. for the south half uf the southeast quarter and the northwest quarter of the south. east quarter and northeast quarter or southwest ouarier of Section No. F, Township No. North of Range No. 50 East
 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cdltlV atlon ot said land, viz: Milton bailey, II Pearce, M Jepson, Jos S McFate. all of Nutrioso' Apache County, Arizona Territory 1 jy9 St Register
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
jy9 St

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
 LAND OFFICE AT PRESCOTT, ARIZONA
 July g, 1851. Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed noice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the CleTk of tine District Court at st. Johns, Apache County, Arizona Territory, on Saturday Aug. 18th 1891, viz: William Barrett Dempsey. Homestead Ap- plication No 43O, for the east 12 of northeast 4 ard eas: % of tine southeast 11z of sec twp r north Range 2l east.
 He names the following witnesses to prove hls continuous residence upon and cultivation or, said land. viz: iliiam Scorse, Jose Gutieres. John II Bowman and Benjamin Schuster, all Of HolbruOk, Ariz. ou,~ ivl66 St Register.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. tt. s,-..st. 5a LAND OFFICE AT PREscoTT, ARlZ.
 n July l, 1891.
 Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed uotce of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the Clerk of the District Court, at St, Johns Apache c0un- ty, AriZona Territory, on August 18th, 1851. viz: Artemus Mcdonald, Probate Judge of Apache county. ill trust for the citizens of Bras tus, Apache county, Dt claratory Statement z2,1, for the southw est 14 and east 12 of the north. west L and nor Invest "A of the northeast H of Section No. 5, Township No. F North, Range No. 26 East.
 He names the following witnesses to prove settlement and occupation as q townsite of said land, viz: C Kempe, H Greer, C Riggs, John Bilby, all of ErasIus, Apache County, Ari- J. c, MARTIN, iyo St Register.
The St. Johns herald., 1891-07-30

Another marriage on the tapIs. The young people of this vicinity are following the injunctions of the Bible, in one particular at least.