The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-13
BRIGHT BITS.

"Do sou know Miss Honeydew-er Dolly
yJt. the first girl ever kissedI' 20. that's
just what they all say Life.
PHoToeRApHER Now. look pleasant, please.
CustoYner-lt is quite impossible, sir; I'm
ticket agent in a railroad off1ce.-YOnkers Slate
man.
This circumstance adds weight to the step
l am about to take" remarked the convict, as
he glanced down at his chain and ball.-Bditi-
more american
HoRRIFIED GUEsF-Theres a roach in this
soup. Take it away, quick.
Waiter-Yes, sab. Wait Just one minute,
sab, till l catch m.-C9ood NetCs.
ST. PErER--Just hold on a minute, please.
I'd like to take look at your record.
New Arrval-O, I'm all right l went TO
Ocean Grove every summer.-NeU Yors
Weekly. @oa I-ae az
You've LADY familiar with museum collec-
tionsl-What are those South Sea Island
Dealer (blandly)-Those are parasol handles.
-NetC York Weekly.
THEIR costume shows, its mode insists,
Surfmaids are no protectionsts.
But fashions progress will, no doubt,
Revise their creed and bring them out.
Free trade fair bethers will oppose;
No foreign stuffs their robes compose
For each will stand, Meath freedoms sky,
Clothed 10 her native modesty
-PhiIarder johnson.
''YoU shouldn't snub that boy. He'sa stock
holder in the concern.
what are you giving meH"
Yes he holds the cows while they are being
MIXED. "-Pittsburg Chronicle.
JELLYBy-M My dear, how do you spell the word
controller ROLLER or without
the m and Pr and with an nv?
Mrs Jellyby-I don't use either way. l spell
it, "U-r-s-ti-l-a7J-e-l-i detroit Free
Press.
- ralfr 81;
chewing the head OF his pencil into splinters,
I'D like TO have something to make a note Of 4"
Would your" spoke up the horse reporter.
"Well. lend me 500 for four months. "-Detroit
Free Press ttr
1 SAT at lunch In a cafe downtown,
And gazed inteutly at a pair of eyes
Behind the cashiers desk. They were dark
brown.
And, while gazed saw the blue blood rise
Into their owners cheeks, and at the floor
She quietly leveled both. did rejoice,
Until finished lunch and through the door
Was going when heard her gentle voice.
l hastened back. The brown eyes looked at
saw their owner nod to me and beck,
drew beside her, thrilled with joy. She said
Excuse me. sir. you haven't paid your
check. Puck.
CbERK-A Montague street man complains
that there is lot of rubbish in front of his
house" What shall be done?
Street Commissioner-That's an easy one.
Have it removed aud placed in front Of the
house next door Brook. IN Life.
THE horse runs off and pitches the rider into
q neighboring lot.
Proprietor Of the property comes up indig-
nantly
And was not the road. sir, wide enough to
fall in Without your having to drop in my wheat
feldg'-Fieuende Batter.
TRAMP with an old schoolbook)- mister,
will yer kindly tell me what letter this is!
Pedestrian Certainly. That's L. Can't you
read?
NO, sir; but I'm tryin' ter learn. an shan {
rest till do nuther."
Il am delighted TO find so laudable an ambi-
ton in one of your class. You have taken the
right course at last.
Yes. sir. It's mighty rough on q traveller
like me not ter be able TO tell whether a sign
says Beware O. the Dog or Free Lunch Open
ing, GOOD NeWS.