St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-24
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Had Mills been elected speaker of the
house, would James \. have been Castle in

Had Mills been elected speaker of the
house, would James y. have been Castle in
the air?
The plot of 1.-THE Next Ice Age" new
work of fiction bv a rising young author, is
not founded upon the appointment of Ice
man Turner to be doorkeeper of the house of
representatives.
Mr Crisp is under the weather; Mr. Mills
is under the impression that he has not been
fairly treated, and the country is for the
under dog in the fight. But which one is il?
Congressman McMillin says that for seven
years he made it practice to commit poem
TO memory before breakfast every morning.
But this fact was not used against him in the
speakership contest.
Know all Boston by these presents that
the Chicago school teacher is paid a smaller
salary than the Chicago expert pigstickeT.
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Comment is excited by the fact that a man
residing in Montana, has been sleeping con-
tnuously for six days and nights. Perhaps
he is from Philadelphia
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1.-THE National League and American As
ISOLATION of Professional Base Ball Players
is too long a name. Some one should short
stop it.
AS Secretary of War "Steve" Elkins will
now proceed to mobilize his political strik-
ers, heeIers, mules and band wagons for the
campaign of 1892.
RIofDa Uor-f-o,, sp1 Cli-fDc ora az fhfot-
three in a bed. But which is the party to be
kicked out?
The sdetracking of Santa Claus would
grieve many little heart. By all means give
him the right of way
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LES portes de la grande sale s'ouvrirent.
Dams lie fond Ia chapelle du vieux MANOR
etait resplendissante de lumiere, rEnfant
Jesus sur sa couche de paille parut rayon-
nant de gloire ct de pardon. LIE vieux Due
tomba a genoux devant rEnfant Dieu.
"Homme" dit Ia voix du pretre, Jesus est
ne, a sOuffert, est mort pour racheter les
peches de rhomme. Tu as peche III as souf-
fert, tn tie repens, Dieu te pardoune! Que
ton anne s'envole en- paiX." Alors lie We'll
lard tournant son regard yeIs la lampe d'or
Wit au dessus un ange aux allies blanches.
Get ange il lie recOnnut-c' etait lie garden de
Ia lampe brilliant; range lui SQUIRT douce-
ment, ct prenant dams ses allies Ia lueur prete
a seteindre il s'envola vers lie ciel.
lie Due de Kerberzoff etait mortr'-Grand
climax of the divine Sara Bernhardt's story,
"a Christmas Repentance, in the Boston
| Globe.
Curious Inquirer-Is young Edward NJ.
| Field mad:
Ruined Depositor-Dont know, but am.
He-Been shopping for Christmas goods
| Ell?
She-Yes. and I'm dead heat out.
He-were you on the rush line, or only a
| quarterback?
Just at present there is no respectable
| young man in the United States who need
envy Judge Woods in the position to which
he has been recently elevated by Is. Harrison.
The Milwaukee Sentinel springs the fol-
! lowing holiday conundrum: What do for
eign newspaper correspondents mean when
| they say 'semi-offcial advices"" Semi-of
| fetal advice is something that will lay the
| foundation for two or three columns of good
| paid matter explaining how it happened that
the semi-official advice was utterly untrue in
every particular detail.
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If you don't receive your expected Christ
mas presents from abroad on Christmas, dc
| not tear passion to tatters. Remember the
overworked expressmen and mail carriers
are doing their level best to get them to you.
the same as they are leaving no stone I'M
turned to get your presents into the hands OF
the otherparty.
Oh, holidays most happy
| Since we the tidings learn,
That congress, Crisp and snappy
viii through them all adjourn.
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Tomorrow. and tomorrow"
Groaned Macbeth, in despair,
But tomorrow and tomorrow,
There'll be carols in the air.
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The Cincinnati Enquirer is bringing all the
influence of its displayed ads. and all the
journalistic talent and profound scholarship
of its advertising solicitors to bear agains
the candidacy of John Sherman for re-elec
ton 20 the United States senate.
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In view Of the equivocal positions occu
pied just now by Edwatd NJ. Field ana
Joh4llIH MllleT SOl' ID OllNSl NShuOAl
Holmes still of the opinion that 1.-The young
blood ought to have chance TO be heard!'
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Indignatius-Nadam, excuse me, but car
see nothing of the play on account of you
hat.
Scornful Beauty-Do you not think my
hats pretty?
Indignatius-Very, but was not aware
that was attendinga flower show.
The announcement that Yale and Prince
ton will play game of chess by mail would
imply that the cripples are not yet out o.
doors since the last game of football.