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Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
IF YOU HAD A FRIkND

About 10 visit some section of country where
 mslarial sease, either in the form of chills and
 fever or hii us Iem't ert WIS particularly ri'e..
 M that would be about .he best advice y,u col Id give him! We will tell you--lo carry along. or
 procure on arriving, that potent medicinal safe guard. Hosteter's S'Omsch Bitters, known throughout malaria pauged regions here a"d in other countries as the surest menns of disarmirig the m!"smatic scourge, and robbrg it of its fell de- sttue'ive influence. Not only les it fort,fy the sy tenn by increasing it's stamina, but overcomes r- regularity of digestion, the liver and the bowels, and coun'eracs the unfavorable efecs of over-exer iop bodily and mental exposure in rough weather, IT oc- cupatior sedent, ry laborous, loss of apret and excessive nervousness The function of aii- bilious secre ion and sleep have in it a most powerful and reliable auxiliary,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The presidential party travels in a special train, composed of one Pull man combination smoking car, one dinlng car one compartment sleeping car. one composite observatory car. The cars are all furnished by the Pennsylvania company and are all up to their high standard.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

Do you want to save from 25 to 50 cents on every dollar you spend? II so write for our illustrated catalogue containing illustrations and prices of everything manufactured in the Unit ed States, at manufacturers prices. lO,OOG illustrations, all lines represent ed. Catalogue mailed free on appli- cation. Address Chicago General Sup ply Co, No. IFS West Van Buren st., Chicago, III. 4.l.9l.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
Disorders Which Affect the Kidneys.

Disorders Whtch Affect the Kidneys. Are among the n ost formidable known. Diabetes Brisht's disease, gravel and other complaints of he urins-y organs are not ordinarily cured in severe csses, but they may be aver!ed hy timely medication. A useful stimulant Of the urinary glands has been found in Hostetter's Stomach tters, medicine which no, only affords the re quisi,e stimulus when they become inactive, but increases their vigor and secrctive power By increasing the activity of the kidneys and bladder this medicine has the acdi ional effect of expell- ing from the blood imp1rities which i. IS the pc culiar office of tho.e organs to elmsta and pass off, The Bitters is alsos purifier and str eng hen CT of tn bowels, an in,igorant of the stomach and matchlcss remedy for biliousIess and fever and agu'. It counteracts a tendency 10 prema ture decay, aud susta;ns: and c>mfols the aged and iafrm,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

In Justice Alvord's court this morn- ing, Jack McMahon had a hearing for assaulting Harry Harper. The evil 'lence warranted the justice to place the accused under bonds of 1000 to appear before the grand jury. He gave the required bond with P. B. War. nekr0s and Martin Costello as sureties.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The country is full of places where sick men can get we'll, but the places where we'll men never get sick are comparatively few. There is boom in store for the latter haven of rest.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

Eindications are that Blaine ia to have his hands full in settling the Ita. Han difficulty after all. He is said to be afflicted with the gout, brought on
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

An entertainment and ball were given at Bisbee last night at which many persons were present and a most enjoyable time was had by all. The visiting Odd Fellows are said to be having g royal time.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The Stock Growers Jouurnal of Miles City, Montana estimates that the shipments of young steers from Texas, New Mexico and Arizona to Montana this spring will foot up in round numbers 100000.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
A competent expert figured for the

A competent expert figured for the Board of Supervisors of Maricopa that the running expenses for salaries, prisoners, sick and other necessaries are $4O,OOO a year. This is the amount that must be paid ahead of eutstand- ing general fund warrants under the new expense fund law Herald.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

With no heavy frosts this month, Cochise county will grow as fine lot of fruit this year as any one n, ed care for. Throughout the Huachucas the yield promises to be very heavy. Der ries of all kinds are looking favorably for q good crop; apples, pears, and peaches are especially promising.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
DO Not suffer Any Longer

Knowing that a cough can be check ed in one day and the first stages of consumption broken in a week, we hereby guarantee Dr Acker's English Cough Remedy and will refund the money to all who buy, take it as per directions. and do not find our state ment correct,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

SALARY $25 PER wEEK-Wanted good agents to sell our general line of merchandise. No peddling. Above salary will be pad to "live" agents. For further information address- Chicago General Supply Co, No IFS West Van Buren st, Chicago III. WY
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

THE Globe Silver Belt contains tho first announcement of can lidate for constitutional honors, His name is J c Jones, and he was a member of the "Kid l5th."
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

A large number of Turquois people came in as witnesses in the Harper as- sault case. Harper himself was in with bandaged head.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
MT. HoeAer has receive

MT. Hoefler has receive
 seed of the esparsette-sainfoin, forage plant that is attracting great deal o' attention at the present u ne. It is claimed to be especially adapted to dry countries, and is said to be superior to lucerne Or alfalfa.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

Prof. Loisette's Memory System is creating greater interest than ever ill all parts of the country, and persons wishing to improve their memory should send for his prospectus free as advertised in another column.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

A test case to decide the legality of bill IS, under which Cochise county is running so satisfact ,rily has been brought in the district court, in Phenix
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

George Walker. who was wanted as witness in the sheep smuggling case, was found at Nogales and taken through last night.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
SALESMEN WANTED

Small line of samples from manufact- uring corporation offered a live man. One traveller earned an average of S3so per month for six years past. P. o. Box ySI7New Ysrk,
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The Indians are driving away the sheep herJers from the ranges near Bonita in Graham county.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

SALESMAN.-An energetic man wanted to push our manufactures on this ground. One of our agents earn ed $5,2OO in '89. Address P. o. Box 1871, New York.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The Mexican circus, which recently gave performances in Tombstone, is now up at Phenix, travelling under the name of "Italian beggars."
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The latest fad around Phenix is to go down the Gila river in flat boat to Yuma and ride hack on the cars.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

Tea is selling for one cent per pound in Phenix. but they only give six ounces to the pound.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:

THE Arizona rangers should wire their desire to Secretary Blaine to visit Rome.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

WANTED.-Agents for tn. Economy Fuel Burner. Cheap and best of the kin the market. Address p. o. Box sS3 maha, Neh
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

The Palace Hotel has been entirely re-carpe.ed and renovated during the past week.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

MAAAAA.Y .YEATii dund.rt.ke to briefly VnsyuU1v teach my fairly intelligent person of eih, uNa uUUUv after instruction, will work ndustriousy, ~VVV V how Three Thousand Dollars . Yeari their lve will also furnish the situation employ which that No for successful above Easily and quickly learned desire but worker from each district county
 have already taught and provided with employment nrgo numtsr who are making over s390o yea. ea.l It's EW +. C, ALLEN. Box 42O, Augusta, Maine.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

From 1Wesday's Daily.
 A. L. Grow is looking after Uncle Sam's mutton, in Tucson.
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19
Suals IaOOus

A gentleman who has been studying the proportiona'e cost of statehood and territorial form of government, gives the result through the columns of the Florence Enterprise.
 "The people of this Territory, he says, "would scarcely think that under the zee bill of 1887 statutes at large with m amendment of 1889 the eleven counties of this Territory are paying salaries 10 the following county officers:
 Probate Jrd,es, Sheriffs, District Attorneys, Treasurers, Recorders, At torney Generals, District Judges $34,. Ooo a year and to county printing $25,0oO a total of $59,OoO.
 The cost of state government year will be
 Governors salary. ..........$ 250O 3 3supreme judges $25O0 each. 75OO 3 dis rict judges, $2500 each. .. 5000 2district attorneys, 5000 each. 2OOO Legislature $60O00 session. 3OOOO Attorney general. l............ 2OOO Total. .$40OO0
 Leaving balance on hand of $lO.- 900 after paying all salarled officers in the state. This calculation shows that we can run a state govern. ment at least $20, 900 cheaper to the people than the present territorial government, for the salary figures that have presented are low, except as Attorney General and the district Judges. These salaries come from the Territorial treasury button, the same plan would go to the credit of state government"
 He would divide the state into two judicial districts, would abolish Pro- bate courts and have but 2 district attorneys. All federal business would go before federal courts just as now before U. S. courts, which would re- lieve the district judges of a terrible amount of work now exacled from
Tombstone epitaph., 1891-04-19

Just Received Front East the Following
 Consignment of Winter Clouds. Choice Cape Cod Cranberries. Full Cream Cheese. Mince Meat.
 Zante Currants. Sour Krout.
 New Orleans MOlasses. Boston Black Molasses. l0-25tf At Hoehers.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
Lunch "a q Long Shot.
Philadelphia Record.

A ''sport" who visits the race track at
Gloucester with more freqency than
luck, was returning home one night last
week when he met with strange expe-
rience. He had tarried long in the Jer-
sey Town, and had looked upon the wine
when it was red. Consequently, when
he reached the city, he was in that IN
certain state when he did't know just ex-
actly whether he was walking past the
houses or the houses walking past him.
On his way up town he passed saloon
on the door Of which was displayed the
sign Lunch ~ to l." Our inebriated
friend steadied himself against con-
venieut lamp-post and pondered:
"Theresh horsh never heard of be-
fore" he muttered. "But / like his
(hic) name, an I'm goin' to play i'm T
go broke. Twelve to one shot, too"
Staggering through the door be ap-
preached the bar, and laying down a
dollar, said:
Gimme lunch"
The bartender was dumbfounded, but
finally saw the joke and tried to explain.
But the "sport wouldn't have it that
way, and started in to clean out the
place. 1t took three policemen and a
patrol wagon to convince him Of his
error,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
FOMAL GALL.
This Is a True Story of How Little Barbara
Changed into Mrs. Martin and Visited
her Mother.
September 81. NehOIas.


September ST. Nicholas.
A knock comes at my door and l sit
alone in my room, sewing; and before l
can say Come inl" a little voice says
warningly, "I'm no Barbara, mamma;
I'm Mrs. Martin"
Whereupon 1 say, ooh, well, come in,
Mrs. Martin" And "Mrs. Martin" (as
little Barbara often calls herself) en-
ters.
She wears over her nightgown white
blanket coat with blue, stripes, and upon
her bare feet are blue worsted slippers.
She shakes hands with me very de-
murely. and, seating herself in her little
chair at my feet, remarks that sit is a
very rainy day
l express my fear that she may be
wet: but she says mo" with shake OF
her yellow curls-that she wore her
weather coat!"
Won't you move closer to the fire,
Mrs. Martin, and get warm?" l ask hos
pitably,
Eyes" says Mrs. Martin, with sud
den return TO realism, "but l don't see
any fire herew
"We'll pretend my sewing-table is the
fire, suggest.
''Oh, yes, so we will" answers Mrs.
Martin, holding her feet near the mag
mary blaze.
"Well, Mrs. Martin" 1 say briskly,
whats the news at your house?"
1.-The news is-is-I've been reading
book"
"IndeedP-and what is the name Of
the book?"
THE name is-'ClOris Chandler and
II tells about man who dances jig-a-
maree for roast beef!"
This bold stroke of fancy is too much
for even Mrs. Martins stilted gravity,
and she laughs merrily.
THAT must be very strange story,
Mrs. Martin. Have you read any
others?" l ask her.
Moo; you know have no time. l
have such hard work to do"
"I'm sorry for that, Mrs. Martin.
How does it happenP"
"Well, have no cook; so 1 have to
cook and cook all day! My cook has
gone away"
81 hope she will come back soon, Mrs.
Martin" / say feelingly.
''No, she will not come till Thanks
giving. 1 make bread, too-but not the
way the cook does"
"Oh, indeed, Mrs. Martin. And how
do you make your bread?"
II put it in bowl, and roll and roll it
around"
Eyes, but what do you put in it?"
"Well," says Mrs. Martin, 81 put
ome-some-water, and-and not sugar;
sugar is not good for my children" she
adds severely; "but put in spinach"
This is so unexpected that / cannot
help laughing, and this vexes Mrs. Mar
tin, who suddenly changes back into
Barbara to reprove me.
"No, mamma, you must not laugh.
Spinach makes good bread-very good"
Hasten to make my peace: "Oh, ex
cuse me, Mrs. Martin; you see never
heard of that way before, that's all.
Then changing the subject, Chow hard 1t
rains! l fear the roads are very bad for
walking"
Eyes, said Mrs. Martin; "but I will
send for my horse and carriage to take
me home. have three strong horses,
and they can take me home as we'll as
not"
just then a faint clatter of china is
heard in the next room, the nursery tea
IS announced by the little sister, and
"Mrs. Martin" leaves without the for
mallty Of saying goOdby to her hostess.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
A Foolish Swain.

Darling" he said softly, in West
Fourth street whisper. and at the same
time with certain degree of firmnesS,
Il enjoyed your letters greatly while
was away"
"Oh, did you, GeorgeP" cried the
beautiful girl, her face glowing with
pleasure.
Eyes, Ethel, did," he said, despite
the fact that could hardly approve Of
some Of the phrases you used"
"Oh, know I can't write well,
George" she said, penitently, while she
toyed with his silken mustaehe, 'but
you knew what l meant?"
"Yes, knew what you meant" he
said, patronizingly, 'but 1t was never
theless open to misconstruction, and one
cannot be too careful. am somewhat
a stickler in that line, you know. Now
in your last letter you began My Dear
est Darling"
"Oh, Georgeg" And the beautiful
girl tried to hide her bushes In his
shoulder.
Tut, tut" he said. Don't be fool
ish. That would indicate, you see, that
you had several other darlings. OF
course it gives me the preference as be-
ing the dearest, but then 1t doesn't look
right for a girl to have too many darl-
ings. One ought to be sufficient, espe-
cially when he is engaged"
"Why, George" She had her head
of bis shoulder now.
''Oh, Of course, know what you
mean," he went on, in his superior way,
"but one might as we'll be corrected.
Now, in another letter you call me your
'ownie own That doesn't make sense.
'Ownie own conveys no more meaning
than town."
"Ge)rge!" There was 3 menace in
her tone, but he was too busy with his
little lesson to notice.
'AnOther time" he began.
Never mind the other time" she In
corrupted.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02

ner for the last quarter Of an hour,
then arose to ask for Information. He
bad been informed by member OF the
club that 1t had been found impossible
TO balance the cash-book with the cash
on hand. While not greatly alarmed by
the report, he felt 1t his duty TO ask for
information.
"Brudder Howker," answered the
President, ST dun can't emagins whar'
SIGH a report could hev started from,
but lie glad to hev yo' as fur
informashun. In de fust place de
book does balance an allus has. In
de next piece II dar' eber Gums time
in de history Of dis Club when de cash
aud de cash-boOk doan' agree, yo' will
h'ar suthin drop wild such a jar dat de
hull of Thompson street will be shooken.
81 waut to say right yere and now fur
yo'r benefit, and fur de benefit Of cherry
odder member, dat no skyfuglin am per-
mitted wild our cash. Dis am no nash
null bank whar de President kin loan
hisself money or de cashier walk of wild
de Doodle. Neither am IT run on de sys-
tenn OF de Pennsylvania State Treasury.
VIVA. we take in is not only took, but 1t
can't be paid out agln except by
de consent of To- different Off
GERS. Six different russons look
at dat cash book cherry day. De money
in our safe can't be got at except desc
same six members am present. We en-
ploy no confdenShul head clerk. We
loan no money except we hev security
volnad ~ fiva times de Amount
Somebody may blow up de hall, or
somebody may git in heah an steal some
OF our relics, but when it comes to de
cash In de treasury doan' yo' lose no
sleep. She's right dar', an she would
be right dar' If de world turned upside
down. We will now 90 home"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
Unnecessary suffering.

There is little doubt but that many
persons suffer for years from ailments
that could easily be cured by the use OF
some simple remedy. The following
incident is an illustration OF this fact:
My wife was troubled with pain in her
side the greater part of her time for
three years, until cured by Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. 1t has, l think, per-
manently cured her. We also have used
Cham berlain's Cough Remedy whenever
needed, and believe It to be the best in
the world. P. NJ BosToN, Pennville,
Sullivan county, Missouri.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
The Rest Physic.

st. Patrick's Pills are carefully pre-
pared from the best material and accord
ing to the most approved formula, and
are the most perfect cathartic and liver
pill that can be produced. We sell them.
c. R. Goethe, W. w. Irwin, Jno. Kari,
C. Schnepf, C. Menkenmiller, w. S.
Mccullough, NJ. w. Heinrich, W. +.
Williams, S. L. Brice, Jno. Coleman
and w. II. Williams, Wheeling, w. Va,
Bowie & Co., Bridgeport, Ohio, b. f.
Peabody, Benwood, w. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02

.'Why, my dear, was only giving you
a little instruction in the use OF Eng
lish."
"Ob, yes, my use Of language doesn't
suit" The beantIful girl was trife
excited.
my dearest"
But I'll improve-I1l do better. |
suppose IL called q man Mr.. Jones lt
would indicate that there were other
Jouses who were not to be called MIS-
terP'"
"Um, we'll, yes. And If ever meet
another man named Jones. George Ma
rion Jones, I'll take pains to call 9im
Mr.. Jones. Good night"
As George Marion Jones walked SLOW
" home TO Covington, says the Cincin-
natl Commercial Gazette, he resolved
never to again to find fault with tue
wording of love letter. The next fem,
mine heart he captures can roam at VIII
in or out of the dictionary and the
grammar.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02

DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures
coughs and colds quicker than any
other remedy, because 1t combines the
lung-heallng quality Of the pinetrees
with other valuable medicines. Solo
by all dealers on guarantee OF satls-
faction.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING,

The stockholders OF the Wheeling Build,,.
Association will meet 10 room 4, az No js,ss
Market street CCrsngle's Block), on Tu@.Sao,
evening October 18th, 1871. at z O'CLOCK -
sdopt bylaws, elect Board OF Directors az
transact such other business as NAV come -
fore them. Dues will Be received AZ the -.
time. For stock or informatio apply TO eitfs.
of the undersigned.
Thomas O'Brien, James II. Mcclure. John
Clator, John + Cowl, w. II. HAlles, lar
McAdame, b. E. Adams, G. w. Atkinson
c. Brady, n. w. Beck, w. H. Anderson.
se17h Incorporation
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
BE WAS A KICKER.
But He Sat Down squerely and Decidedly
on a Foolish CUSTOM
pr00doo R,,efsnlD

on a Foolish Custom'
Brandon BgcFsGw.
The other morning, while the rain
was pouring down, and everybody's UNI
brella was trinkling water over every
body else, two old friends met at the
post Office.
"Raining, isn't it?" inquired Mr..
johnson.
''What sayP" asked Thompson, who
was hard of hearing.
81 say it's raining"
~ don't quite catch what you say,
said johnson, putting his hand 10 MS
ear.
II say" roared Thompson, with full
force, ''it's raining-ralny day"
Johnson's fade colored with sup
pressed rage as he passed on. Then,
turning suddenly, he looked at his
friend and shouted
Thompson, step into this doorway
moment"
AS the two men stood there gesticu-
lating wildly, heard this dialogue, only
interrupted by rain drops and the CLEANS
of lightning
Pm generally rated pretty shrewd
business man, amt ~"
Eyes; you are rated high"
swell, you see the rain running OH
this umbrella, don't you?"
"0f course"
Your own feet are wet?"
eyes"
"Now, don't carry this umbrella to
keep the sun off, do II"
"Why, no."
81 carry it to keep off the rain, don't
~"
'Of course"
"Well. then. it rains. You know it
rains. Everybody knows it rains. Peo-
pie are not idiots. Now, what Internal
designs have you got in pushing aside
my umbrella and saying, Raining, isn't
it?'"
But But"
Now, that's all. You just let 1t rain.
She knows her business. You just at
tend to your own affairs and let the
weather alone. II you don't know
enough to know when it's raining don't
ask me. "Good day, STRIP
And then Mr.. johnson shook the rain
off his umbrella, stepped into his bank,
and commenced cutting off his coupons.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
That is

Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitchers prescrip'ioh lux "
and Children. 1t contains neither opiuhi' 1oi
other Narcotic substance. 1t is harmless suDs''uo
for r,oreoorc DROPS Soothing Syrups, and Castor o
II is Pleasant Its guarantee is thirty years use ny
millions of Mothers Castora destroys worms ana sS
feverishness Castoria prevents vomiting Sour oufu
cures Diarrhoa and Wind Collie. Castor1a removes
teething troubles constipation and na'uiency
Castoria assimiIates the food, regulates the stoc
and bowels, giving healthy and natura sieep' Jas
toria is the Children's Panacea-the hAo'ner H-0'
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
Castoria.

aCastorin Is so well adapted to children thai
recommend it as superior toany prescription
known TO me-"
III So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, n. Y.
"our physicians in the childreu's depart
ment have spoken highly OF their expert
ence In their outside practice with Castoria,
ana although We only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet we are free to confess that inc
merits Of Castoria has won US to look WITH
favor upon It."
UNITED HOSPITAL AND D1sPESsARy,
Boston, Mass.
ALLEN G. SMITH, Pres,
,rray Street, New York City.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02
Castoria.

"Castor;a Is an excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me Of its
good effect upon their children"
Dr.. G. @. OseooD,
Lowell, Mass.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-02

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