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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
IL i. Exsx to Do Good.

Are you ambitious 70 do good' Do no.
wait for great opportupities. They never
come TO the one WHO neglects 20 grasp the
little chances. A banana peeling removed
from the sidewalk, basket carried for 4
weary woman. q nod and smile % lonely
child az the window pane, cote Tr5ttea
20 one who seldom receives a better-tbess
are worth doing. AID are your education
toward the improvement of possible grea:
opportunities West Shore
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
No Laughing Allowed.

An old play bill Of the year 1874, which
is preserved as curiosity in the museum
at Brunswick, winds up as follows:
For the sake Of the convenience Oh
the public, the first row In the pit are
directed 10 lie down, the second row ia
kneel and the third 70 stand. 50 ~ To en-
able all the spectators to see the per
formance> Laughing is prohibited, ~
the play is tragedy. London Tit-BitA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
No Faith In Human Nature.

Mr.. Billus--Maria, what did the man
charge you for building that addition to
the pantry
Mrs. Billus - Twenty-seven dollars.
Just about half what expected.
Ibid you tell him you thought Il WA
cheap"
Certainly"
(Much provoked) Just like q WON
an. Now III have TO hunt up some othe,
man TO put that new roof on the Goa
housep'-Chicago Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Sorghum seems 10 be preferred by
those engaged in the sugar industry in
Kansas, this season. although the expert
ments heretofore made with sugar beets
have been satisfactory, both as 10 their
adaptability 10 our soil and climate and
their sugar yielding properties. The
reason for the preference for sorgum is
found in the fact that the sugar factories
now ready for operation were construct
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Susan r. Anthony has her glasses quite
perspicuous when they reveal to her that
1.-The woman of the future is not going
to snatch at everything that passes for a
man because it draws a salary" The
reason for this is patent: The
women of Susan's mould and bent cal
culate on drawing the salaries them
selves. As for the men, they have no
use for them on any prtext.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Old newspapers soaked in oxalic acid
and put in rat holes will etfectually drive
the vermin from the house. With the
Leavenworth Times the addition of the
nxalic acid IS not necessary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Ministers who inveigh against Sunday
newspapers, to be consistent, ought to
restrict their patronage to five days in
the week-Tuesday to Saturday inclus-
i've. As between the Sunday and Mon
day morning papers they discriminate in
favor of the latter, when, in fact, it is
almost wholly produced by Sunday
labor, while the Sunday paper is pro-
duced mainly on Saturday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
What Is the Cause?

From the Kansas Catholic.
The number of suicides in 1888 were
LAST. In 1890 the number was 2,640.
Does it not ever occur to the secularist
that cause operating against every best
interest of society must be at work
among us. and that this cause is one that
never before in our history was able to
create such baneful results?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
A Natural Sequence.

From the Kansas City Gazette.
A political party based on trade can
only result in melting antagonism with
other trades. We heard railroad man
talk the other day-he is road master
and he said that railroad men would
hereafter be fully organized, and they
would vote for their own men and for
the friends of those who employed them.
The quacks who have run the farmers
into their present position of antagonism
to all other classes of people are respon-
sible for this state of affairs.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The nationality ~ MAJ who rises n 8
London ps5s.e vehicle 20 give his place q
a woman t. 81 once suspected TIE male
European mind reduces TIE question 70 /.
practical bussness o2sls pad ~ fzre,
secured usy seat: Il she found 70 sea, Il Is
Der misfortune. pos NY fzuI. Ls. FER
COM pain 20 the company.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Russia has been at peace about as long
as she can stand it, Her intriguing in
Bulgaria is evidently meant to provoke
some other power probably Germany
to interfere and thus bring on a quarrel.
She will get what she wants-a fight
nrettv soon.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The cold crowd in Kansas" may be
done for, but the people still take more
of an interest in a quarrel between any
two of that crowd than they do in the
Vincent McGrath insipidity.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Sized Up Abos Right.

From the Leoti Standard.
When Republican legislature fall
short of its duty, it has no more relent-
less critics than the Republican papers.
Tine Alliance legislature made numerous
plumbers, but you never see it mentioned
in the Alliance papers. The only infer
ence to be drawn is that they are afraid
of their bosses.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Po<ketsG the Insnit-

First Waiter - Oars some mighty
mean folks in Boston. You noticed dA.
Ratchet faced man what lie been waitin
On.
Second Waiter-wha.'s dc matter wsS
him?
He irsulted ne Wild dime"
What did you dof'
II accepted il wid indignashun. -
Texas Siftings.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The portraits of Baron Fava published
in the papers look very much like that
diplomatic gentleman was prey to that
uneasy apprehension that is attendant
on a man who has attempted to swallow
a big quinine pill without water which
is stuck midway in his throat.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Defines Its Position.

From the Newton Rep ublican.
The Republican believes in extend
ing the election franchise" until it has
comprised the whole realm of educated
intelligence, and it is also in favor of
SO restricting the privilege that no one
will be permitted to deposit ballot who
cannot perform that greatest function of
citizen with at least as much intellI-
gence as is shown when the brood sow
prepares her litter against the storm.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
He Corn-ered on Corn.

From the Newton Republican
Perry Hutchinson, the miller of Marys-
vile, Marshall county, has 10000
bushels of corn piled up on which ne
will make clean profit of $50. coo.
Perry made his first start in Kansas
husking corn, one bushel for ten, and ne
has stuck to corn ever since.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Not So Good as italian Opera.

''Do you think we will have war with
Italy?"
Il hope not. Just imagine an army
of hand organists all playing in front OF
our city and demanding its surrender"
Lowell Citizen.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
One Thing NeedfuI.

Strawber-Some one has invented 9
new kind of bank to save money. Now
there is only one thing more they want.
Singerly-What is that?
Strawber-A new kind of MAXIMUM.
sey'S Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The Prevalent Institution for Savings
o. Boston has The Oldest cnax-er Ct azy
szrings bank in TIE eountry. cati.g frcfa
ISL IL il the ls<ges. II Ne- Engi4Sd
ka~isg so<al Of e. 90. 80 IA Deposit II
had t1is.5I71S Of unclaimed deposits IN
~
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The death rate in the recent war may
have been small, but the Americans
butchered up the pronunciation of the
names of Italy's public men horribly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Notwithstanding the presence of
George T. Anthony all through the win
ter, Topeka will have to depend on arti-
ticlal ice this summer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The fact has got out that ingalls, has
beans at his house, in some shape, at
least once day. Everything tends to
acclimate the Alliance to ingalls,.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Jerry Simpson went down on Wall
street last week and made the acquain-
lance of Henry Clews. He did not meet
any other prominent men.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
EXCHANGE SHOTS.
A verttAhle Menaeeris-

From he Newton Republican
Texas has Hogg for governor, a Pig
for Judge. a Lamb for senator, q Dur.
ham fox representative and Buffalo fcl
sheriff. Texas is great stock state.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Some of ingalls, quandam friends con-
fdently expect him to claim in year or
go that the Alliance had him hypnotlzsd.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The United States has licked Italy, but
it still suffers the invasion of the organ
grinder and the banana cart.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Oh Dear.

Miss Psssee giving q dinnert-Th!s wins
"a over forty years old
The Idiot thou ghtfullJ Bot;l. 1; your
seifi-Aunsey' Weekly
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

There are few men who can give a re-
porter four-column interview, ike
Plumb, and never commit themselves.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07
Never Was More Serene.

Somebody sent the red headed editor
of the Wichita EAGLE little snip of pet
ticoat edging embroidery on which was
printed the suggestive legend: "For
mayor, Molly Lease" and the entire
paper is all ratified.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

"All roads lead to Rome except James
G. Blaine. and he is our Colossus Of
Rhodes.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Secretary Blaine will stand by the
governor of Louisiana in the Italian diff
ficulty. This country believes in saving
its Nichols
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

The Republican manifesto just issued
is in "Billy Bnchan's best STYLE" Cuff
flaws are prohibited.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Sam Wood has issued his manifesto.
He says that Elder has too violent tenn
per to make good public speaker.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Tom Reed will probably be just as
surprised to see Alexander without his
gcepter as the car will be to see Reed
without his gayel.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

IT is said that chigger can tell rene
sade Republican at an Alliance picnic
the first pop.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

After all the rumors of war with Italy
were scarcely strong enough to take the
public's mind off the peach crop.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

DIR. Verdi of Washington is poison
on Blaine and America. Sort OF a verdi
girls, as It were.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Fava has made such fool of himself
that he ought to be called a Roman
Punch.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

Most of the political talk in Kansas
just now comes from the top of the
fence.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-04-07

An eastern paper calls Senator PETER
q 'long- necked squash.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
Life After Forty.
From the Hospital.

The best half of life is in front OF the
man OF forty, if he is anything of a man.
The work he will do will be done with the
hand Of a master, and not of a raw ap-
prentice. The trained intellect does not see
men "as trees walking" but sees everything
clearly and in just measure. The trained
temper does not rush at work like blind
bull at haystach, but advances with the
calm aad ordered pace OF conscious power
and deliberate determination. To no man
is the world SO new, and the future 30
fresh, as to him who has spent the early
years OF his manhood In striving to under
stand the deeper problems Of science and
life, and who has made some Roadway
toward comprehending them. To him the
comuonest things are rare and wonderful,
both in themselves aud IS parts of beauti-
full and intelligent whole. Such thing as
staleness in life and its duties he cannot
understand. knowledge is always opening
out before him ia wider expanses aad more
commanding heights. The pleasure of
growing knowledge and increasing power
makes every year of his life happier and
more hopeful than the last.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
"wANr TO KNOW, you KNOW"

3. Fl. Levy g. Fro. Are Curious-Free
Furniture for Somebody.
B. II. Levy & Bro, besides enjoying the
largest general patronage in their line in
Savannah, have a very large trade among
the MECHANICS of the city, and, as a slight
token of appreciation, and at the same
time to crafty their curiosity, as to "WHo
is THE MOST POPULAR MECHANIC IN SA-
vANNAH," have hit on a novel plan to settle
the question. Here is the scheme. They
will put on exhibition in one of their
mammoth show windows an ELEGANT AND
COMPLETE BEDROOM SET OF FURNITURE,
which is to be presented to the most popu-
lar mechanic. This preference to be de-
cided by the votes of his friends and
acquaintance who will register their
names on book for that purpose in favor
Of their particular preference.
Anybody can vote.
~ There is no charge for voting.
say- You need not be patron of the es-
Enlistment to vote.
sB- You can come in and register your
vote without any requirement to buy any
thing.
Where does the profit come in?
Well, in q nutshell, we bring down two
birds with one stone.
/. We make somebody present of hand
some bedroom set free Of cost.
2. We get some advertising which may
benefit us in the future.
You see we are not as disinterested as you
might suppose.
No votes aOiU be recorded on SATURDAYS:
that is our busy day.
The contest win close with Friday,
Jan. 30.
The result, with name Of lucky contest
ant, will be published in the MORNING NEWS
Of Sunday. Feb. L
Note These PointS-Anybody can vote
You can come in and vote and be under
no obligation to buy anything.
If you have a friead Or relative who is q
mechanic see If you can't elect him to the
possession Of q HANDSOME bedroom SET.
Respectfully,
B. II. LEVY & Bro,
I'D. 161 Congress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
LEGAL SALES.
CRY sHERIFF = SALE.

SHERIFT's OPTICS CITY Court OF SAVANNAH. I
SAVANNAH. GA, Jan. 8, 1890.
Under and by virtue of an execution issued
~ out or tbs City Court Of Savannah, IN
favor Of the CHATHAM REAL ESTATE AND
IMPROVEMENT COMPANY, plaintiff. against
ANNA b. WHITE, defendant. have this day
levied upon the following described property Of
the defendant, to wit: All Of that lot, tract
and parcel Of land situate, lying aud being 10
the County Of Chatham, State OF Georgia and
City of Savannah. being the eastern one-halE
portion Of lot slxty-two (62) White Ward, said
eastern oDe-half of said lot having frontage
on Duffy street Of twenty-three feet and three
inches, and depth back Co Duffy street lane OF
one hundred and five Q05), said land being
bounded as follows, On the north by Duffy
street. on the O. st by the lot number $3.50 sixty,
tlIee, White Ward and on the west by THE
western portion of lot number sixty-two (62g
and on the south by Duffy street lane and the
improvements thereon, consisting Of one two
story frame dwelling house ON Duffy street, and
one one-story house on the lane. and win adj
vertise and sell the said above described prop.
erty OF the defendant for sale at public outcry
before the Court House door OF Chatharr
County, In the city OF Savannah, said sale sut
tect to lien In favor of The Chatham Real
Estate and Improvement Company for eight
hundred dollars, on the FIRST TUESDAY IN
FEBRUARY, 1891, same being the Sd day Of the
month Terms cash, purchaser paying for
papers; owner In possession notified in writing:
property pointed out by plaintiffs attorney.
l.. l.. GOODWIN,
Sheriff City Court Of Savannah.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

Wear it a week or two or
three, till you make up your
mind about it, and then bring
it back and get your money
back.
Wear it a year and, if a
bone is broken or kinked
or slipped or shifted, bring it
back to us and get your
money back"
What do you think of the
Kabo corset when it is sold
with such guarantees as those
two2
We have a primer on Cor
sets for you at the store.
A. R. ALTMAYER & co.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
KING KALAKAUA'S BOOK.
A Theological Work that ia Expected
to Startle the World.

to Startle the World.
From the San Francisco Chronicle.
Kalakaua had long given his time to the
study Of the works Of theological authors,
from those of Dun Scotus to the later period
of Thomas Aquinss and Ignatius Of Loyola.
Brooding over the literary productions of
these doctors, and comparing their views
with the doctrines of the theosophists and
the theories Of Darwin, Tyndall and Inger-
soil, he concluded that the time had ripened
for new, profound and more elevated
theory of the creation aud its purposes.
With this view in mind he collected all
the books. pamphlets and charts relating 20
the peculiar views expressed by these men,
and after many months Of study and re-
Election secured the services OF a French ad-
venturer one Captain de Freese, who had
been an engineer in the service of France
and claimant to astronomical knowledge.
With his aid the work was commenced,
and, with the assistance of astronomical
charts and biblical chronological trees, the
royal author set about the compilation of a
work that would, whsn completed, shake to
the very foundation the present theory Of
theology, and showing that all, having its
beginning with fire, must necessarily be
consumed by that element-showing, also,
by a peculiar logical Interpretation Of the
Testaments, that the deluge was a myth,
and that flames were the beginning and
would be the end. This idea. with a COM
plete denial OF the present views on the
creation, was the groundwork of the book.
It is to be termed the ''Temple Of Wisdom, ;"
and will claim to be a "Diametrical Physi-
ography."
The work, which was completed in 1889 as
far as the third chapter, was shown to
Robert Louis Stevenson, now visitor at
the island, who, after a thorough reading of
the manuscript, grew enthusiastic over its
merit, and lent by way of advice considera-
bic aid to the author.
The principal problem for solution in the
new creed that presented itself to the king,
and one scarcely yet completely answered,
was the question OF the trinity-the union
of the three persons in one. In order to
complete his theory he would have to over
come this belief Strangely enough for a
sovereign, he depended upon the frequent
use of the royal i've" in tho Testament in
relation to the Creator as refutation Of
the unity, and drew his conclusions in &c
cordance Herewith.
The work is still undergoing considerable
labor and thought on the part Of his
majesty, and may not be produced for
some months yet, il at all, owing TO the
fact that a number of bis friends, being
aware that he is attempting to go beyond
his depth, wish to recall him in time to
save him from making a literary fasco.
An interview on the subject recently with
Col Macfarlane, the kings chamberlain,
substantiates the fact that Kalakaua was
still deeply interested In the work, and spent
much Of his time GA its completion, yet
whether i5 would be- ever comDleted and
given to the world with all its startling
theories aud assertions was q matter that
time alone could solve.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
PETITIONS FOR INcoRfoRATIoN


GTATE OF GEORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY,
- To the Superior Court OF said County: The
petiJion OF DAVID PORTER, J. T. DEFINING,
CHARLES 7. WATSON, JOHN W. sTONd
ONCE AZ officers of the Department Of Georgia
Grand Army OF the Republic, and such othes
persons as may hereafter be associated with
them, desire TO be incorporated under the laHi
OF the State Of Georgia into q body corporate
under the corporate name OF DEPARTMENT
OF GEORGIA, GRAND ARMY OF TIE RE-
PUBLIC"
The object Of their association is to form an
organizat on Of a social and charitable charac.
ter. 10 relieve the necessities of, and extend
aid to poor and distressed members of thu
Grand Army OF the Republic, the widows and
orphans OF SUCH and to that end they desirs
power TO have and own real and personal prop,
erty, and the same to dispose of as they may
see ht, and TO mortgage the same; 10 make by.
laws for the government OF the organization,
and TO alter and amend the same; to have and
use common seal, and to renew or alter the
same and generally TO 90 and perform all
lawful acts necessary for the purposes fol
which they are Incorporated, In the same man,
Der that natural person might do or perform
similar acts. The capital OF said corporation
TO be one thousand dollars, ell Of which ID
actually paid In, and they desire the power ia
increase said capital from time to time 20 an
amount not exceeding twenty thousand dollars
The principal place Of business Of said corporal
ton 70 DO the place Of residence for the time be.
ing OF the Department Commander Of the Grand
Army OF the Republic Of the Department OF
Georgia Wherefore petitioners pray an order
OF this Honorable Court Incorporating them as
aforesaid for period Of twenty years, with ths
privilege of renewal for like peri d.
And your petitioners will ever pray, etc.
ISAAC BECKETT.
Attorney for Petitioners
Petition fled in Office and recorded this 9th
JAMES K P. CARR.
Clerk $. @. G. c. Ge.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
THE RIVER AND HARBoR.

Happenings Along thu Wharves and
Among tho shipping.
The British steamship Lowlands was
cleared yesterday by Richardson and Barn
ard for Havre, with 4, $50 bales Of upland
cotton, weighing 2.15y,753 pounds, valued
at s19S, 100, and 452 bales sea island cotton,
weighing 1872, l63 pounds, valued at S36, 900.
Total valuation of cargo. 1894, 100.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

CAVANNAH DENTAL PLATE COMPANY
- Gas administered daily for the painless ex-
traction Of teeth. Artificial teeth manufact.
ured on gold and rubber plates. Special atten-
ton to regulating children's teeth. 1873 Congress
street, Savannah, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

~TLndicetes trace rIncaes aud hundFedths,
Q. s. GoRGAs. Observer Signal Corps.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

CRATTAN'S GINGER ALE, Irish Soda
VI Water, Bass Ale, Guinness Stout, Bud
weiser, Leinps and Pilsen Beers. at NJ.
LAWNS ESTATE.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

II YACINTH BULBS cheap to close out last
Ii Of stock; offer them now at five dollars
also at reduced prices at GARDENERS, boz
Bull street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

n milk from Vale Royal Dairy; quarts and
pints In patent glass jars, Address 8. P. GOOD
WIN, Manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07

TWO young ladies' reliable and experienced
l. in all branches of laundry work, are open
for an engagement in q laundry where their
good name will not be assaulted by an imported
forewoman. Address MARY and LULA, care
News.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
BOARDING.
MISCELLANEOUS.

ID OARDING-Pleasant rooms, with board, for
ID gentlemen only. at 1852 south Broad street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-07
FOR SALE.

EOR SALE, five shares Southern Home
Il Building and Loan Association; twelve in
stallments paid in. Apply fifty-three and one
half l5Slhl West Broad Street.