The Port Gibson reveille. [volume] (Port Gibson, Miss.) 1890-current, 1891-12-02

| liilih hAA u nlilplcDOll, SIT IOOl-
man -Ye see, sir, Pm nlang here and
/ dinna ken yet.
Dumley-What aremarkably homely
man professor Won Wetzel lsl Mrs.
Bandford-Yes but he has face that
grows on you. Dumley Heaven for
bid, madam, that such a face should
ever grow on me-
A Martyr TO Religion: Punch tells
Of foOtman who left his place because
the cook was Ugh church and burnt
hinsence, while the 'Olsemaid was low
church, and burnt brown paper to coun-
terhaek the SMELL
Tommy (who has been very naughty
all day;-Ilere is a picture Of Daniel
in the hons den. Mother tincautious-
| lly)-Do you know why he was thrown
in there 2 Tommy with triumph y
Because he was good.
Easily Annoyed: "The trouble with
men, said Mrs. Pently, sis that they
let little things worry them. Now
there's Mr.. Bently. He was very
cross this morning because the baby
kept him awake all night"
Speeches to be Lived down: Host
ess-So sorry to have kept you waiting,
Mr. Green. Mr.. Green (paylng morn
ing call oh, don't mention it; the
antic patton, you know, is always so
much brighter than the reality.
Great God! Is this what it is t3
live again. .....tO wake up with our
unstilled thirst upon us, with our un-
uttered curses rising to our lips, with
our muscles ready to act out their half
committed sins ?-GeOrge EIi.t.
A Leap in the Dark: Little Nellie
Il would like to have another piece of
buttered toast. aunt Florence. Aunt
Florence-You've had quite enough,
Nell, and will be i'll if you eat any more.
Nellie-Well, give me another piece
and send for DR.. Thumper right away.
These outcast women are in Gods
hands; he hasn't done with them yet.
Shall it take less time to make wo-
man than 10 make a world? Is not
the woman the greater ? She may
have her ages Of chaos, her centuries Of
crawling slime, yet rise q woman at
GeOrge McDORdd.
During a meeting Of the Texas DEM
ocratic state convention, while the
chaplain was offering prayer, delega'
in the back part of the building, who
didn't understand the situation, bawled
on: Louder how the devil do you ex-
pect a man to vote intelligcntly unless
he can hear"
The Voice Of Experience Johnny
Paw, this book has a chapter about
the great law-giyers what is a law
giverY jenkins (bitterly)-There's no
such thing as a law-giver, my son,
and never was. law is never given. !
It IS always retailed at mighty high |
prices and in mighty small quantities. |
The Professors Fatal Compl ment:
Mr.. Potley-My dear, professor Wide
head paid you a rare compliment last
night. lie said that though you are
not handsome, you are one OF the most
cultivated women he knows. Mrs.
Policy with emphasis) IT Professor
What's his-name has received his last
invitation from me.
Her Recollection Of Cows: Mamma
When poor Christian was walking
through this valley, he met a horrible
with great glaring eyes like
Goals Of fire, and the monster had a
voice like thunder and breathed smoke
and flames from his terrible nostrils
Irma (seyen, who spent last summer in
the country)-Oh, mamma, / know
what it was: a cOW.-Bardetts.
Returning the Compliment: Pat
rick (the porter, rubbing his hands
With delight at the promise Of a Christ
mas present from his employer) r)-Sure,
I've always thried to do me dutee. sor.
Mr. Retale (noted for his sharp tricks
N business II believe you, and there
fore make you a gift Of all you've stolen
rom me this year. Patrick Thank
yer honor and may all yer own frinds
md customers trate you as literally.
Not for Intrusive Eyes: CAS- you
,an not promise to be mine.' he said in
broken tones, may not kiss you fare
veil 2"
She shyly SAID he might. Then he
olded her in his strong arms, AMI
pressed his lips to her velvety cheek.
"Mr. Sampson she said softly,
this is so new to me, so different from
What l imagined, that if you will give
ne little time to think over your offer
perhaps may"
But let us withdraw from the sacred
cene.-N. Y. San.
Be assured that It is with no fortul-
GUS choice among the attributes or
,owers Of evil, that Mainmon is assign
d for the direct adversary Of the Mas
er whom you are bound to serve. You
an not. by any arti6ce ofreconcillation,
,e Gods soldier, and his. Nor, while
he desired gain is within your heart.
an any true knowledge Of the Kingdom
# God come there. No one shall enter