The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-11-28
Mosier items.
MosIER, Or, Nov. %, 1891

MOolEh, w.; NOV. -, 1901.
Editor of the Chronicle:
New settlers are still dropping in from
unknown regions, and all seem to stop
i'll and about Mosier precinct. Mosier
is a small place, and is not much heard
from, but, Mr.. Editor, want to tell you
that it is the place where they turn out
tue coin' Mosier precinct is all business
and of course, like unto business man,
knows its own business.
The young gentlemen of Mosier seem
to think that weddings will be COM
mon occurrence here this fall and if the
young gentlemen think so, there must
be some truth in the assertion.
/ see in an item of one your cores
pondents that certain man braggs on
having one of the finest stands of wheat
wo have very nice stands of wheat here,
but when it comes to talking about
wheat we are not in it; money is our
main crop here. The Mt. Hood Literary
society is gliding along very smoothly.
The society publishes a paper also but
the name of the paper is hardly fit for
the society though it would be first-class
for the district. You will learn the
name of the paper by the following
clipping of poetry taken from the same:
Mr. President, Ladies and Gents that's assembled
in this hall,
This is the night for me upon which to make a
call.
You must excuse my contents, it isn't very rich,
But please do remember that this is my baby
speech.
AS there motion made in favor of name,
1t didn't make much diff renee to the paper just
the
My editor, that's living down the hollow of Dry
ere, k,
Thought it was bpst to call me the LITERARY
KICK.
The LITERARY KICK, isn't that a pretty name,
Der which hope the members won't feel any
ashamf d.
It very short; besides it is easy to pronounce,
But if you should dislike it give the editor the
bounce.
And if you think that I can't kiek.I tell you
what to do;
Go down to Lynch and get me No. IL shoe.
AS as l was born, a week ago tonight,
I'll kick everything to pieces before it gets in
sight
Should the Nountaineer, the Chronicle or Sun
Upon me try to level their political gun,
They will bs very sorry when they hear my
| bugle sound;
I'll make it hotter for them than the fire thai
burned their town.
Miss Emily Husbands went to The
Dalles on Tuesday and will be guest O.
Mrs. S. L. Young's while there. Will
return to her home at Mosier in few
days.
1 must say that the most fearless set O
engineers run on the Union Pacific be-
tween The Dalles and Portland of any
other road in the world. | presume
that if they knew the rotten condition o
all the old trestles on which the" pas.
over every day they would not be quite
SO much so, for they really do carry theil
lives over on mere piece of cobweb
when they go over such trestles.
Mrs. Capt. McNulty was guest o
Mr.. Edgar Husbands and Mr. ]. ]
Lynch on Thursday the 10Th.
/ MIR. Neyens, grange lecturer, deliv
cred lecture in the Columbia grang,
on Tuesday evening the oath inst.
l wish to state that the Mosier grang,
meets next Saturday, November 2Sth
which is regular meeting and 1 ais,
want to say to all the brothers anc
sisters that they must turn out as there
are hopes of work to be done. One O
two members are also to be taken in
! Don't forget to come out, for 1 am cor
respondent from Mosier grange ant
want something to talk about. M. 6.