davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
He ouxed tne Farmer.

&c was a gay young officer, and
Uncle Sam was in great luck TO have
such a nice hired nan The car was
crowded, aud be had TO set his bright
new uniform right down beside =
dngy old farmer-looking chap.
well, my avuncular relative" said
be, speaking up so that the passengers
might have chance to join in the
laugh, what promise does she Of
whom one touch makes as all akin
hold forth touching the particular
farinaceous cerealss"'
The passsngers--those who under
stood him and those who didn't
snickered.
"How's the wheat crop, eh p replied
the dingy parsonage. Fust-raie, fust-
rate"
:" Is that which fell alike by the way
side, into barren places, and upon good
ground completely subterrsnean!''
The passen gers laughed.
+" Is the seed all under ground. eh ?"
said the countryman. Sure, all the
sesdin's done and things are sproutin'."
Has your retina been Impressed by
any me mbers of the advance guard Of
the canthars vittaiag
The passengers giggled.
"Seen any potato bugs, ehs" said
the rustic. You betl seen lots of
potato bugs, but nary an army worm"
"Nos" said the gay young officer,
hastily, heading eff an incipient laugh.
Aud why is the army worm no long
er with your"
Well" said the old professor from
the Pokunk Agricultural College,
heard that most Of them had been
jagged for duplicating their pay ac-
counts"
The passengers roared.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
Her Preference.

They tell story of Mrs. Jones OF
Chicago, who visited Rome and while
there was shown some of the great
marble masterpieces of the world,
among others the Apollo Belvidere.
They pointed it out to her as being the
most perfect form of man that had
ever ssen conceived by the brain of an
artist and the old woman walked
around it, looked at 1t from every
point of view, and she says
"That's the Apollo Belvidere. is its"
yes"
"Well, give me Jones'"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
News from an Alaskan explo,

News frsni an Alaskan exploring
party puts new face on at least some
Of the interior of that liitle-known
country. It spsaks Of fertile grassy
plains, where bleak mountains were
supposed to be, and climate, which,
though severe In Winter, Is no worse
than thst Of many advanced countries.
The worst Of this country seems to We
that 1t 10 hard to get at. 1t may come
into the market when Governor GIL
pins international Railroad is ex.
tended through British Columbia and
Alaska.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
Story of q Politician.

Weight, 10 pounds.
Cootsey-T ootsey.
Baby boy.
Mammals darling.
Papa's little man.
Jimmy.
jim.
James.
Jimmy the kid.
Young Mr.. Brown.
James Brown.
Mr.. James Brown.
Clerk OF Election Brown.
Committeeman Brown.
Alderman Brown.
The Hon. J. NJ. Brown.
James Martin Brown.
Brown.
jim Brown.
Jimmie Brown.
'Steenth Ward Jimmie.
Jimmie the bum.
Jim.
Whisky Jim.
Old Soak.
Cell 90.
Coroner's office" Unidentified"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
Changes Of Climate

Kill more people than is generally
known. Particularly is this the case ia
instances where the constitution is
delicate, and amoung our immigrant
population seek ing new homes in those
portions OF the West, and where ma
larial and typhoid fevers prevail at
seasons of the year. The best prepar-
alive for change of climate, or of
diet and water which that change
necessitates, is Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which not only fortifies the
system against malaria, q variable
temperature, damp, and the debilitat-
ing effects of tropical heat, but is also
the leading remedy for constipation,
dyspepsia, liver complaint, bodily
trouble specially apt to attack emmi-
grants and visitors to regions near the
equator, mariners and tourists
Whether used as safeguard by sea
voyagers, travellers by land, miners. or
of agriculturists in newly populated
districts, this finc specific has ELECTED
tbs most favorable testimony.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
A Liberal Proposition.

Who has not heard Of that paragon
of family papers, The entsrprisiDg and
popular Weekly Detroit Free Press.
For a generation Its name has been a
household word, and 1t has become a
synonvm for all that is excellent. pure
and elevatIng in journalism. 1t is de-
lightfully entertaining without resort
TO cheap scnsationalism, Instructive
without being prosy or pedantic.
Combining the literary qualities of the
expensive magazine with the bright,
breezy characteristics Of tho newspa-
per, il leaves nothing to be desired by
the average reader. Il is looked upon
as welcome visitor by every family
who reads it, while thousands regard
II as indispensable and would on no
account go without it. An enormous
circulation of 1876, 900 copies per week
attests iis wonderful popularity.
Recognizing The fact that there are
these who are unfamiliar with its sur.
passing merits as home paper, the
publishers offer to send The Free Press
to them for the balance of this year
lover FIVE monihs) for only 30 cenfs-a
club Of four for $100 or a club of 10
for $500. All our readers should sub
scribe at once Send for free saTnpls
coDV
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

8. F. PosT: The American people
consume = million dollars worth Of
figs every year, but the bulk Of the
money paid for the product does not
come to California. If our producers
would mako specially of fig pre-
serves for few years until they can
cure the figs in manner to compete
with the world they would find the
enterprise pay we'll.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

SOME time ago there was nc little as
constituent created over the marriage
Of young woman In Germany to a
Sioux chief In Buffalo Bills company,
then travelling in Europe. 1t is now
stated that the woman found squaw
life very different Ia what her fancy
painted it, and that she has returned
10 her old home. According to the
story Of the courtship and marriage
Of the unsqually yoked couple, the
woman was tbs daughter of baker
and sold over the counter the product
Of her fathers industry. She attended
m exhibition of the Wild West show
and was charmed with the daring
equestrian feats performed by the In.
disDs. One of the Indians. in turn,
became charmed with the cakes and
pies sold by the woman, and he, In
dian-liks, allowed the promptings Of
hts stomach to lead him as frequently
rs possible over the trail from the
camp to the bakery. The bakers
daughter taught HIM German and he
taught her Sioux. The educational
exercises were conducted in terms
descriptive of affection, after the
orthodox form OF text books. To &C.
quirs greater proficiency In the two
languages the students followed the
example set by the old-timers on the
plains. They married. The Illusion
was not dfspelled until the wife be.
came squaw and the mistress Of a
tepee. 1t Is not stated whether the IA
tions served her by the Indian agent
caused her bitter sorrow or the atmos.
phere Of tspse camp was too pun
gent, but the women Of Germany will
benefit by the knowledge Of tho fool
ishness of emigrating to America US
squaws.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

THERE is young woman in Cclum-
bus, Ind. 10 whom q merchant Of that
place offered 90 yards of silk for a
dress II she would saw half cord Of
wood in front Of his store. She Dor.
rowsd q saw and went through the
wood pile in exactly three hours, and
the sdmiring crowd bought her a Sl2
hat TO 90 with the dress.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

BY decree Of the Khedive, the cul-
tivaticn OF tobacco has btsn pro-
hibited throughout the whole of Egypt.
The owners of the lands which are
found to be under tobacco cultivation
will be subjected to fine Of $1,000
per acre
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

ton at the Worlds Fair models in
PAPER nacbe which will represen: "a
fur seal and walrus fisheries on the
coast of Alaska. This exhibit will he
kindergarten lesson to visitors on the
Behring sea trouble between this
country and Great Britain.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
The hypocrlte.

The man who goes to church to
prove that he has religion, might find
more convincing proof by doing those
things which true religion prompts the
Christian to do. The hypocrte sell
dom deceives any one else as he de.
ceives himself.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

Mr.. Clark, 10 the public:-I wish to
say to my friends and the public, that
| regard Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy as the best
preparation in use for Collie and Diarr-
hoea. 1t is the finest selling medicine
l ever handled, because il always gives
satisfaction. o. H. Clark, Orange
vile, Texas. For sale by r. M. King
and Knapp & Laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

WRAT's the matter with VIM. M,
Stewart for President Of the United
States next electioni He has more
brains than q whole asylum full Of
Harrisons, Shermans, ct al, and be.
sides be has energy, experience in
statscraft, and back bone to do just
about what he thinks is right.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

THE Carson Appeal has opened 10
cent subscription Office, whore money
can be deposited for Mrs. Pratt, the
San Francisco lady who gave IS square
inches of skin to save life recently.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
Would Live TO Do 1t.

Doctor-Your wife is very sick
woman, sir, and liksly to die.
Husband-you needn't worry about
her, doc She got new dress the other
day and she hasn't tried it on yet
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

MEAT is So scarce in Munich that
dogs are slaughtered and sold for food.
One butcher stole 80 dogs and sold
them. He was sent TO Jail for theft,
but not for selling canine outlets.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

Bro crops are the invariabls rule
throughout the valleys of Inyo. The
harvests of 1891 are especially abun-
dant.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

The followers of Ba.maceda are said
to be gaining ground in Chile. The
lots gained are about 6x2, and five feet
deep.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

JAY GOULD is on his way to Cali
fornia.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
Our Motto

"a dollars worth for dollar" is the motto
OF Hoods sarsaparilla. This medicine is a
highly concentrated extract of Sarsaparilla
and other well-known vegetable remedies,
aud Is pronounced by experts the strongest
and best preparation of the kind yet pro-
duced. 1t owes its peculiar strength and
medicinal merit to the fact that it is pre-
Process
Peculiar to Itself,
discovered by the proprietors of Hoods
Sarsaparilla, and known to no other medi-
cine. Its prompt action on the blood re-
moves all impurities, and cures scrofula,
salt rheum sores, boils, pimples, all humors,
and all diseases or affections arising from
impure blood orlow state of the system.
az have taStn Hoods sarsaparilla and
ind 1t to be tire best blood purifier have
ever used MRS. Fl. FIELD, Auburn. Cal
The Best Medicine.
al have used six bottles OF Hoods sarsa-
parilla for indigestion. 1t has helped me
great deal. think 1t is the Lest medicine
for indigestion and dyspepsia" MRS. N. A.
LAuDERDALE, 1893 North Fifth Street, San
Jose. Cal. N. B. Be sure to get only
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by druggists. 81; six for S.. Prepared
only by c. l. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries,
Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
EIfteen Gents Per Pound.

A large quantity of babbit metal for
sale at this office tor Is cents per pound
Who wants it?
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

THE Smithsonian Institution vt
Washington is preparing for sxhibi-
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29
BREAD, CAKES OR PIES.

Board by the day, week or month. Give n,
a trial
H-od tickets will not be good after tn,
LIST of August.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1891-07-29

Leaves Hawthorne every morning
at o'clock, and arrive from Bodie
every day at o'clock P. M.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
LABOR'S LESSON

One lesson seems hard for some labor
ing men to learn in spite of its frequent
repetition TO them: in spite Of loss by
lockouts and mob violence; ia spite
even OF death at the hands Of police
and militia-that is that, while argu-
ment is met by argument, force is met
by force. Once more the lesson is re-
peated at the coal mines near Seattle.
Either because the former miners
have used force, or threatened to. or
because the owners Of the mines have
cause to fear it. the negro laborers,
who have been brought in to take
their place in the mines, have been
supplied with rifles and revolvers.
Complete military organization has
been effected, and 1t may well be be-
lieved that IL the new corners be af-
tackled they will shoot. 1t is said that
"the colored troops" in their first ex-
perience in the war had so little idea
of the serious state Of things, that be-
fore firing yolley at the enemy al
ways shouted "look out dab now!
we'se agwine to shootw No such
simplicity of mind or magnanimity Of
soul woold actuate them now: but
with a new-created citizens jealousy
OF his rights, and with a negroes i'm
pulsiveness, he will use his deadly
weapons upon any one who trespasses
upon his rights.
The right of citizens to peace
ably assemble is guaranteed to all the
people; workingmen should never for
get this; should never forget how
dear are the blessings Of liberty-to
others as we'll as to themselves-how
dear their cost. Through thousand
years of darkness and suffering she
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19

Port Gardner boomers should rise up
and howl.
The HERALD regrets very much the
necessity for thus pgncturing the
puffs Of the Port Gardner brethren
as they are a jolly good lot
Of fellows whom we would be pleased
to see in the act Of accommodating
millions II they would proceed in a
less reprehensible way. 1t is impossi-
BILE for Port Gardner or any other boom
town anywhere to hurt Fairhaven or
any of the interests Of Bellingnam bay,
We have now in the twin cities Of
Belllngham bay well on TO 10000 peo-
pie, and these cities are so well estab-
lished and their resources are such
the futureOf the BelliRgham bay cities
is assured, but this journal does not
propose TO stand idly by and see inno-
cent purchasers misled by any such
wildcat schemes. Besides such schemes
have done so much TO iHjuFe the legiti-
mate real estate interests OF this
region that they should all be suddenly
and elrectually sat upon. 1t is
to be hoped that the uninitiated viii
accept this warning in the nature Of
cdredt emptOr.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
A Shrewd Coroner

An amusing story is told OF an old
Arkansan known as zone Gallus" Phil
lips, who for many years was coroner az
monroe county. One afternoon, while
old One GalluS' and several of his
friends were sitting near the hank Of The
river, telling stories, eating walermelons
ana taxing an occasional null M n inc
kept IN shady place, one Of the comnSnS
suddenly exclaimed: P'''S
ualins, dinged If yander amt a human
man noatn' down the river!"
ona naLt Gallus' asked, getting np
ana gazing intently, for the sigh of n
hOater always sent a thrill tbrough Tho
oiu coroner, Tor 10 gave him a delightful
RinrpSe OF poker game with the h0ys
hlgnt out yander, jest this side of the
Hanged Il don't believe you re ripbt,,,
tN,,'o'r r'oo ulu uallus, striking a trou
TOWARD canoe short distance away
The object designated did prove 10 no
ghe OodY OF a man. The corpse was
arawn to the shore and an jpopest was
uSlu. IN coat pocket were found s15 and
iettef, giving the name and address of "A
pTOthef OF the drowned man. Old Gal
,us was man Of strict honesty; and as
ne STOOD holding the $75 Ia his baud. he
Boys, It will take sos to bury this fol.
low decently. | will appropriate that
amount and viii send the remaining tifty
TO his brother" "''S
JusI then some one remarked: Hes
got pistol IN his hip pocket"
who has?' "Gallus" asked.
,,dr,he dead man. Don't you seeY"
That's a fact" said "GalIus." "And
Dy the way" he added, this diskiyery
puts different phase on the matter. IN
me him fifty dollars for carving the pis.
tol. rms makes it come ont even. We
wont nave to send his brother anything. Sc
-opie +. Read in the Arkansaw Traveier.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19

To move, or not TO move, that rs the question;
Whether tits better another year 10 suffer
The stingy pleaaRess OF our grtsping landlord.
Or to take arms against sea OF troubles
And by moving end theml To pack TO move
Once more, and by our moving say we end
The sewer gas and thousand vile annoyances
This place is heir to-tis "a contamination
Devoutly to he wished. To pack, 10 move;
To move, TO a worse place perchaace; az,
there's the rub
For in that move what woes may come
When we have left this dear old fiat,
Must give us pause; there is the fear
That makes calamity OF so long lease;
For who would bear the sighta aud sounds and
smells,
The dirty halls, the janitor's contumely,
The wild tin pan piano just next door,
The neighbors children shrieking night and
day,
The trombone player in the room above,
And all the temper trying nuisaDces,
When he might pack his goods and skip
With strong drayman. Who would ever live
In this rundown, dilapidated fiat,
But that the dread OF something even worse,
The undiscovered woes we're sure TO find
After lease is signed, puzzles Us still
And makes US rather keep the fiat we have
Than fly to landlords that we know not Off
Thus experience does make towards of us ALL
And thus the mad, rash vows OF other times
Are sicklied DER when moving day arrives,
And then the perfect home we swore we'd rent
We quite forget and In the same old fat
Remain another year.
Chicago Herald.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
A WOMAN'S TEARS.

The heart is such strange affair.
SO full Of joy and gladness.
And clouds Of peace destroying care
Are mixed with glints Of gladuess.
And there are times when all our skies
Are bathed In suniit glory,
When tears will strangely dim the eyes;
All, life, how strange storyl
Twas only yesterday viewed,
While lunchiag la the city,
charming damsel-was rude?
Her face was sweet and pretty.
Her eyes were fair as stars Of night,
Her checks were like the roses.
l thought mo sorrow deep or slight
Within her breast reposes."
Yet as | gazcd into her eyes,
Upon their beauty dwelling,
Isaw-and great was my surprise
The tear drops gently yelling.
Yes, yelling from the heart thought
Held naught but love aud gladness.
What cruel thorn" said |, has brought
To such "a rose its sadness"
Sweet dove" unused, could my right
arm
In happiness defend you,
You could not know breath OF harm:
It's strength ia gladly lend you"
just then she whispered 10 her mate,
listened, wrapped In wonder,
NBeware OF that horseradish, Kate"
Said she. Its stoughter'n thunder"
Chicago Herald.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19

struggled to the light of our day;
through blood unceasing; through
what must have seemed even to a
generation so recent as the founders
Of our country, "lEonian time" so
did it pass amid 1.-THE shocks of time
and blows of chance SO far away
it seemed. And now, every right for
which a hero has fought or martyr
died is granted to us-to all alike and
equally. Shall it be may, has it not
BEEN that the first in this free c0un-
try TO rule their fellows by irrespousi-
bic force is the laboring classes? Shall
they set back the hands on the dial of
time and turn to the work Of Danish
ing or crushing liberty?
Our battle ground is the ballot box;
remember this. Around it is the
ground for debate; prepare for con-
test on this ground with the n0blest
part Of mantle reason. Then may
the best man and cause win.
Meanwhile, we'll sacrifice to liberty:
Remember, q my friends, the laws, the
rights,
The generous plan of power delivered
down,
From age to age, by our renowned fore
fathers,
So dearly bought; the price of so much
blood.
Oh never let it perish ia your hands,
But piouSly transmit il 10 your children
Do thou, Great Liberty, inspire our souls
And make our lives in thy possession
happy,
Or our deaths glorious in thy just de-
fense.n
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
BUSINESS MEMS CLUBS

A Tacoma business man writing t.
the HERALD, says: "There is not a
city on the Sound, from Olympia to
Port Angeles, but should have bust
ness mems club. In this new and
growing country, where all is push,
enterprise and rush, the business men
have but little chance TO become ac-
quainted, and on occasions when they
are brought together they do not have
confidence in each other, because they
are strangers.
IF all young, enterprising cities
would have their clubs they would find
out in short time how they would be
greatly benefited in more ways than
one. When a community stands shout
der to shoulder on any proposition sue
cess viii come. There must be con-
tidence in each other, a free, frank
and friendly feeling at all times.
"Often cities have the reputation Of
not being united, and it is because the
business men are not sufficiently ac-
quainted.
For the success of any community
it is necessary beyond a doubt for the
business men TO know each other
thoroughly. Do not imagine any one
class, kind or clique has the right to
say 1--WE are the business men," for
every man who assists in any way to
the upbuildiRg and prosperity of the
community has right TO be classed
with the business men.
"Our business men must be broad
liberal, industrious and intel
ligent, for success and enterprise 20
hand in hand,
"The features of a business club are
many, and can be enlarged TO shape
the destinies Of any community or
city"
Fairhayen has set them an example
and has one Of the best clubs for bust
ness men on the coast.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
It Never Sux Eggs

Puyallup Commerce: Hardly ever milk
dux, rarely gets drunk, and uses but very
little profane language, but the Puyalup
Commerce is the Pioneer Paper Of the
Hop Raising Region, and It makes Bang
up bustles. IL is the official newspaper
Of the community, and cures cramps.
collie and pains in the stomach. Fifty
two doses 81. Hop news and dispatches a
speciality.
Office near the p. o., and no stares to
Kline
Subscribe! Subscribe!
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
He Wa Very Angry.

The man abont town heard a good one
on an English dude this week as follows
He came painting into the corridor Of
the Southern hotel, and said to group Of
friends: ''By George, made one of the
most splendid repartees just now that
ever made in my life, doncher know. L
was coming down Broadway, you know,
when lot of COMPOUNDED boys ran after
me and constantly called out in most ag-
gravating way, 'Dudy, dudy, dudy,' until
got so vewy angwy, you know, that | just
turned round and ran after them as fast as
| could, you know, and after had chased
them for whole square caught up with
them so that they could hear me without
everybody else hearing me, you know, |
just looked vewy angwy at those boys and
said, Watts p--St. Louis Republic
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-19
An Old Timer

ost-IntelliVencer: A Masonic apron,
made nearly three hundred years ago, the
emblems executed with pen and ink, with
every stroke perfectly preserved, is In the
possession Of an English lady now resi-
dent in New Jersey. Though only IL inches
square this apron is so highly regarded
that the sum of 1000 guineas has been
offered for it and refused 1t was pre-
seaied to an ancestor Of the present own
er, the Past Master and knight Templar
of lodge in Hampshire, England and
has remained in the family ever since
The emblems indicate that 1t was made
for an entered apprentice"