Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1891-08-06

30 wicked as others IS because they
haven't had so good a chance. RAMS
Horn
When a rlan feels that his pores need
opening he will find little sage tea to
be wise decoction. - Bnghamton
Leader.
Sho-"I don't believe In long en-
gagemcnts, do youp" He-"No; peo-
pie are apt to find out too many things
about each other. "-Boston Net0s.
college educationp Pshaw What
good did II ever do young CutterP'
"Lots OF goodl Why, every bali team
Ia the country is after him!"-Boston
NetOS
These are Jewels Of my own set
ting" quoth the speckled hen. as she
gathered her chickens about her,
Buffalo Enquirer.
Your wife is in the country on her
vacation is she notP" my vacation,
you mean" answered the man.-IH-
aidnGpolis Journal.
20. yes, there's skeleton In the
closet In every family, but il Is so COM
mon thing that we make no bones Of
it.-BoSton Transcript.
Jeanie Gus takes life easily.
doesn't he7n Jane-'I always sup
posed he did. till he tried to talk me to
death last night. Puck.
St. Peter-"No. you can't come inv
Shade Of Kid-''Aw. say, don't be too
rough on feller. | wuz an office boy
mysclf."-N Y. Herald
What did the ass say to Balaam,
Willie?" Come off, why do you
think that2" Because he knew
Balaam was onto him" Puck
what do you sell a pound of tobac-
co FORE" Cash" was the laconic
answer "How much for pound?"
Sixteen ounces. Philadelphia Tim.s.
so your husband is dead, What
did he leave youP" Il haven't in
quired. l am perfectly satisfied so
long rs he has left me. n-Life.
Cora-"l never played baseball,
did you, Jake?" Jake-"O. yes" "
Cora (yawning) We'll. of course
you never made home ruu."-N. y.
Herald.
"Did you speak TO me when You
asked for the Billy Fair?" inquired the
blonde waiter. mo | didn't menu.
replied the saucy maiden. -BinghaDtoE
Republican.
Talk about the worldly ignorance O
girls! Why, they can no man $,
thoroughly In n week that he will wan
to go aud hire a Sheriff 10 hang him. -
Washington Star.
She--"O yesl | quite believe there,
a fool In every family. Don't youP
He" "Well-er-my opinions rather
biased. You see. I'm the only member
Of our family."-JHdy.
Shells it better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all
He-"Yes. II is better for the florist
for the jewellers. and sometimes even
for the lawyers. "-HarPer's BGzar.
"Yes. sir" said the old gentleman 1,
his son, ''if you want to make money
study for the legal profession. Dom
forget the old-time motto The law;
aud The profits. w. Washington Fost.
How were things where you came
from?" said one business man to hi.
friend. well. the general condition
seemed 10 be long on telescopes and
short on bathing suits. y -lPashington
Star.
Hoffman Howes--" "You remember
Jack Eastman, who married Miss
Termagant last year. don't you? He's
dead" Murray Hill--''Out of the fry.
ing-pan into the lire, eh?"-Kate Fieifi
Washington.
"Is there no hope. doctor?" asked
the dying Congressman. NC
Then II l must die tell the boys 10
place the limit at s. and drink moth
ing but champagne on the funeral
train. .n--EDoch.
Whom the Lord loyetn he
chasteneth.n and IL must make him
feel very tired TO hear the guilty men
who are justly punished for their sins
lay their punishment TO the extreme
love Of the Lord. AfchisoH Globe.
Citizer-"i near you are running for
Officer Candidate-"Yes. a month
ago placed myself In the hands OF my
friends" How are you now ?" Il
would like to borrow ID cents 10 get a
dairy luuch. Baltimore american
We went to the seashore in search Of
health. aud when we returned we found
the Office closed. The Sheriff was 10
possession. but he is now occupying
our lot In the cemetery aud the paper
comes out as usual.-ALlantd C0HSttu-
ti0n.
you know so much. Miss Vassar. -
said young Pert. 'ahat thought. per-
haps. you could tell me why the sen.
side" Certainly" she replied. equal
10 the emergency "doubtless il was
because the sea was blue. baltimore
american.
Gabriel-"What do You think of
these religious rows on earth, ST.
PeterP' ST. Peter-"O. the arguments
on both side are interesting. The
writings Of both parties remind me Of
the average Englishman's impressions
on America. ."-Pack.
A.-''So you have sworn Oh from
using tobaccoP" Dyes, suffered
n good deal during the first week. but
after that / felt all right What did
you take 10 allay the craving for to-
baccogn Il took 10 smoking again.
That allayed the craving right oll"-
zsras sVlisgs.
Floor Walker Madam, may l in
quire why all this paraphernalia is
spread out right 10 the way Of custom
ersg' Madam (calnly)-'This Is my
portable table. folding chair. alcohol
lamp. lunch basket and sewing bag.
have bought spool Of thread here
and thought 1 might as we'll make
myself comfortable aud improve my
,lms u While waJlng for my change, -