St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1891-09-19

sTHxR1 never WAS remedy nade VIA
nero care than Dr.. John Bulls GoroaporillA
Each one Of the severe! hsrhs aad roetl
substances excluded, before tAei1 vasical
virtues are extracted. no remedy Il moi
largely advertised, but people who use II
will talk about ttend praise IT, and it edvor.
tises itself. 1t will cure you Of blood dis:
Wstsry ooSmpouSSs IN ~
| JAesox Gays ~ does IKE - spring conun-
| drums on seasick people because they aro
- willing - give up aaytAinS.-Emiro
a Gloeioas Beasaaiea
Il Is 20 feel that you arc recovering vitality
ability to sleep. These arc tho invAriable
| results ofusing HOstctter' StOpach Bitters,
most reliable Of invigorants. So also are .
| departure Of indigestion, the disapposrauco
Of malarious symphonic aud those which
mark the presence Of bilious, rheumatic and
kidney complaints.
IT doesn't hurt writer half 20 much 70
strike . humorous vein - II does to bump
bic "funny bone."-Binghamptoa Repub-
lican.
artc or purga,ive pills. Carriers Little Liv.
er Pills are entirely unlike them IN every 70
speck One trial will prove their superiority.
Tine owls reputation for wisdom Il qnise
simple In its origin. Even men are wiser
the n"xt morning after they have boon out
II you think your child has worms, don't
neglect it until u has spasms. At one give
good.
. IHoreI speak but one .ss%cYEs 2. ,, am
siclan.-Bu0alo Enquirer.
IT ispositively hurtful to use ointment for
skin Diseases. Use GIenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and whisker Dye, Soc.
THR soprano Of . church choir has been
known 70 make hit that entitled her to the
second bass for life.-BinRhamDton Loador.
ToREoCLArI the stomach. liver and bowels,
and promote digestion, take ono Of Carriers
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
"Kxor in T." As the young map remarked
OF the thread when he attempted 70 sew Q
button on his clothes.-Yonker's Statesman
.To Opis~ In Piso's Curcfo Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail 25c
A 1Lr-trap-thc dog -cart-Puck.
TAXES all the degrees-the temperature.
O
Nor periodical-the powder magazine.
Jrsr rolls over the grass-the law.
mower.
OK the stage but no actors-omnibus
drivers Mail and Express.
A MATTER Of "no'' consequence-refusal |
Of IN offer OF marriage.
AwELL-RoUNDED sentence-round rugged |
roeks ragged rascals ran riot0usly.- Mali |
and Express.
REvoLUTIoN gives 4 chance for changes. |
When streets are turned upside down tue /
mSd gets ON top.-N. .. Picayunc.
HOUSEHOLD ltem.-Tan slippers will b. |
popular with mothers now that the swim
ming season has begun.-Bu6alo Inquirer. |
TnE farmers wife who trades goose
feathers pays down for what she gotta e.
mira Gazette.
GIRLS should bear In mind that hauling
young men over the Goals docs not tend tO
mako them pOp-DctrOlt Free Press.
An alligator il an animal which leads
lazy, indOlent life, has nothing 20 do but eat |
and sleep, yet cannot be said to have . soft
snap"
IT Is . very rare man who can tell the DIFF
ference between . woman who wants to b
friendly with him and . womsn who wants
70 hirt with him.-Atchison Globe.
II the small boy who runs away to 60
doesn't mako . clean breast Of ID
while he's in the water he wont when he
gets out-Bufalo Express
TEACnER-"Johnny, does q hen lie IN
sgg" JOhnny-"No, ma'am; the grocery
man lies; the hen lays. One Is fresh and
he other isn't'-W ashington Star.
FoRGIvE and forget 10 all very well, but,
4 your enemy forgcts, it does not matter
rery much whether ho f0rgives or not