Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1891-07-25
WIT AND IlUNNR

The trouble with most Of npr ,,;s.
the poor is that we check them nm y
loans to the Lord. MLgusksg MA NJ 4
fet. "'
IT requires years to make one ,,i,.
bui sinners eau be turned ont af,S,
rate Of a dozen a minute.-Teras sS
mas.
ITS all very well to talk Of writi,,
for posterity.n sighed the poet ,,5S3
posterity isn't editing any magazine,
- Puck
Her complexion used to be rrs,.
annoyance to her" "Ah, well h,.
little matter is all made up now
T. Herald.
Patient-"The doctors have given
me up" Friend-"Then YOU hayeors
hope left. What is that? Grs
up the doctors. st. Joseph Ne1s
Papa" said johnny, 'didntGeor,.
Washington ever tell a lie?' Viewer
my son" Then how did he yet ri,
cinch on politics?"- Harper's Bgsr
Before we were married. said she
"his displays of affection were posi.
lively overdone." And now?" "Ibe,
are very rare '-h1dianapo'jS Jora1i
European civilization is filling the
Dark Continent with rum for the ma.
tives. 1t may lead to painting the
continent red.-Ne1O Orleans Piclnms.
If you are told that you resembles
great man say nothing. 1t NAV be
that the resemblance will cease the mo.
ment you open your mouth. -AictiSoq
Globe.
As Howard Hall was starting 90
electric motor in Bridgeport, Conn.
few days ago, "a bright blaze shot out
from the dynamo and burned bis mus.
tache off.
Professor of What do you
know about Louis XlY.'s time2" Jack
Athleticus - Nothing. sir; I never
knew he was Splinter. '--Harrard
Lamp00H.
This world is not so wicked Amans
good deeds are more apt to be remem-
bered than his bad ones--eycept Of
conse, by his intimate friends -Jiia-
Reap0iiS J0urBai.
Can't you employ me, sir?' asked
the tramp. Il have nothing for you to
do" returned the householder That's
just tho thing | can do, sir said the
tramp. -Harper's Bazar.
II read this morning that somebody
had invented a way of making poker
chips OUT of metal" what kind Of
mejal?" Il don't know; ante money
l presume. - Washington Post
Have you read my last novel my
dear friend?' Certainly Well
aud how did You like it?" Il laid
the book down with the greatest salts
faction. Dry Goods Chronicle,
Photography in natural colors is now
said to be on the eve OF success. Pos.
sibly the time will come when man
may be able to see himself as he looks
when painting the town red -Pti.q-
deiphtq Times
What is Smith doing now?" HE
is travelling with a circus. " Pretty
hard work, isn't it?n No; ne has
nothing to do except to stick bis head
in the lions mouth twice a day. "
Teras SjGings.
She-oDoes Mr. Chumley belong to
the bon ton at Princeton" He
(Princetouian) II never heard Of
that club up here. You know the
faculty IS down on secret societies r
H"r0'r" AH"'poo"'
Mr.. Breezy just on your nc
count madam I've been hiding my
light under bushel for years! MIS-
Breezy 20 dear! EXtravagaut a:
ever. why uidn you guy P'1'
cup' "A. l. Hs'HIa'
'Wcare both 10 the same boat areI
WEI >ujd Que of the two brothers
were cuudniing over parental yisi
tion. Yes was she reply;
were; ana 1t was whale,ooa'' "
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