Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1891-11-19
THOROUGHLY SATISFIED.
Experiences Of Mr. T~lnk~nhlndeF a. u
Wtfe1s Champion

Experiences Of Nr. TIakeahandsF As His
wtEe1s Champion
Lem. tina, man ia there stepped on
my dress and tore IL"
what man."
The man with the goggles % Ties
holding on 70 n strap. When the car
stopped | started to come out. and he
put his great big foot on my dress
Just look at Il. will ron? It's ruined"
III was an accident. wasn't it2"
NO Tie did il on purpose. III vas
a mar I'd 20 back and knock him
down
"why. Fan
And il I had a husband that had
sny spunk he'd do il for me
The street-car had got half a block
away by this time. bzft Ne. Finksn-
binder did not hesitate. Ills courags
had been called in question. His
knightly honor ~ champion Of the
family was al stake. lie ran after the
s~treet-ear, caught II. and went inside.
Are you the man that stepped on nv
vife's dress jus; now. he demanded.
briStling up 10 a rei-whiskerei party
who wore a pair Of green goggles.
Was that your wif- that went out
just now" asked the red-whiskered
party.
1t was sir.
If | stepped on her dress I didn't
know it
"She saws ron did il on purpose
IF she were = man I'd make her take
that back.
Il represent her. sir
You do. hey2
Yes sir. and I'm n man.
To some extent. sir: TO some ex-
tent" replied the man with the gog-
giles. a. he looked Mr.. Finkeubinier
over.
"iU show vOu-
Say, Look here. I don't want 10
Rave any trouble with You. uyou'Il
bring your wife back here I'll apologize
10 her.
You'll apologize to ms. sir
Mr. Finkenbiuder was becoming bel
l.gerent.
You'll apologize 20 me-" he repeat
et- 'or. by gum. m"
You'll WHAT"
"I1l punch your head.-
You little speclled bantam roarcd
the other. IF you don't climb out Of
this car I'll step on you.'
Mr.. FinkcnbindcrS rerly was n
swinging righthander. II lit ~squarelv
on the red-whiskercd party's goggles.
knocked them all out of shape. and
broke the glasses in fragments
The mex two ar three minutes seemed
like a dream "a Mr. Finkenbinder. lie
dimlv remembered afterwari that h.
experienced sensations A. of a man be-
ing tossed from one side OF the car TO
the other, fiattened against the root
Janned under seats whirted round n
his own axis opened and shut Ike a
~Iaek-knifc. an used a. a foot ball
There was 4 roaring in his EAR. sparks
Of fire dancssi before his eyes. and an
odor Ike that Of birthstone SLED the
air Women screamed. men desivc,l
and there was a general rush for the
doors
At the expiration Of his engagement
with the resi-x hiskeue,i party Mr Fin
kenhiufer found himself sitting ou .s-
ground He was ALONE. The ear vas
turning the corner q block swav- lie
packed himself up hooked a6s,us him 20
take his h-ariugS and the ueesllr~essu
IF What i was ali ahsut case - ARA
hy degrec& lie vent SlaEfw hm-k ?.
the croSsing where h5< W e. vas z.it-
ing for hanL Iins hat was w0n~ h<egzt
was srlf. mp the harE hh< rsu rs
w IL natzrai s~ o-e eat Of
sAirt collar wG hx~e arzI dan<Bs~G
~Rsoarnfaliw over has s~houh1er. 49, rv~
Wa eip>~L aad - w4S uanrr~~l wFth
dust AMI Aumiiasssn frssn h~@.s - fast
~Lnd yuu deEazEd @tSfzcsz.a f~s-
the brute. I~m zS&esi M Enz~n
kinsisr. a. her aGshazd hohE I'D ssua-s
Asr.
- ~ up~l xlzriux a. h~T
vita ~ u1lv vsihe ere 4 a.maas~s
s~@tis6acsss1 truan him AzA / ra4
madam guG IL hop~ rua AZ a. u~u
ati>n~i a. ! an Has s4~r- eea 1av
other giant thzt h2s stepF~a - vszr
Art cr aar~l 70 kok a. rssz Nae~
have ee~n -sus@ u - xwas
with hsErbi~ ezl2n~ Ia ~wnzv e.
~ and Paralyu hiu wasams Mat
me- Ia - aasi ship 2nvhsssv el~s Anv
other srveu-foat man vita = S<t E<~
canva~curer~s hau- Tat road Ax~ -
have ne - and kas~k 3swa Scr 2arfnw
e. IKE IN , same var yeu a. Naa
dont haPp~u - TANK q unve nrn
coEse On mastAn NHA vaar p-rn~
sam rusr cAzmPaAa vii @~saxr voa
heuze.
And followed a. = little distance hv
Mr. kinSen binder. DC sobhseSs "a daza
the street m has s~emar1iia-xI ia.
thoroughly sztisr~L-Ohezga Trbsne
a Pretty RsssI rrink~a
Anyone who eh<riSheS the honor ~
being informally received in the banssair
of the princess % Wales may n1tsce.
nestled in the CORNER Of her Sewel