The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-10-01
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.crib $50 shs - Tts at ots had COL
ESQ Be- Yoa are oidcf, eos.
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u j. ever sale ie 'rrrosch too pear
Irsii II thoes = sheu il Ia IN melton.
- sous naa sltsp veil bscsuse ,be,
have rped oosseienees ard others ~ vel
beospse ,hey hsTent suy cobscistos at all
~ soa us5, yonr boy 10 love gou
der n.sis hio hos po,stoes 10 ,hs b.e.
yIa -llis bIsss bspd IL passing is'
h0pse
~Htee ms6 10 Looking for a vifs b.
vars, m Ktfsl aud shrn be soes TO house
sespias he fomei!me. ssys ugly thing
becsr.t didn't get eeok.
-I1 att- Nov. ~b0 Gao tell me lhs
difrener bc,sesn thought snd medits
toni Sptnnie 50 Meditation 10 . thought
iba, sat bses ehesed 90.
--TIbg siler What 10 that tall chimney
ioff NJ ~ obe putting nps isc.oryi A
Cllis Nav. Thsi's Jim Bisbee's well
Cyclore turned II inside cut.
-Fai- Customer You say you trained
ths, 'og snrseli Can be understand me
II / cal aim 10 Euglishf Dealer-Ysh
on you whistle 10 him.
--Hapsry Gues, iimps,ien,ly) - You
hare forgo.ten several ihines. Waiter
yry sorry. sab. bui you know its good
while aimee took yoar order. cab.
-Beoodiei II must bring Col. Jones NJ
10 dianer some evening. He's corker
Bestrice is her had always supposed
from whs. ! heard that be Was IN un'
eorkar.
Calculated TO AggrsvA,e I'D. Pa
resis-I think. Mrs. Butts. 1t would DE-
your husband good TO feed him on goat
milk = while Mira Butts Bat. Doctor
my husband is very head+.rong now.
--You Say the chicken soup len. good
Why told the cock bow 10 make H. Per
hAps she didn't catch the idea. Boafder--
No. think IL Was The chicken she didn'
catch
DO bruios have language? asked the
presiden, OF the Millville Literary Circle
at recent meeting, Do ihey' replied thu
secretary: You ought to hear my husband
when be loses bis collar button.
Mamie. said papa, won't you have
little piece Of this chicken M. thsoi
You, said Mamie. What no chicken' Oh
YES. I'll have chicken, bat | don', wan
any little piece.
Charlie (xbo has been blowing th'
cornet ior an hou) Say. Ned, do yo'
think ,hsre is my music 10 me2 Ned
dont know; there ought to be; didn'
hear my eome ont
Mics summit Have you heard thu
dreadful re~s sbou, Miss Rinssteri Yes
trds, sbs inmped cot Of three stor!
window and Killed bers H. Miss Palissde
oh ,su'l it awful What did she hav,
onf
"A Ffruobmsu Of some literary dis
tincliop. after studying English for fev
months, wrote 10 AZ American friend: Ii
small tins eau learn so many English n
Thu I sill come at the America snd g.
a.. 49, II "a A lsslnte
Mr.. Blngo at simmer resort hotel
What he mischief has become OF my dis
mon pin1 lei, II 90 tho table while v,
went down TO breakfast. Mrs. Bipgo-
Why don, you ring for the bell boy. III
plobsbiy bss i, on.
-As gitsd Rebuke. Great Hotel Clsrl
Well whs, seems to be the troublei Fin
jcky Cues, - This towel isis not very
clean. Well, nov. tlity people have used
that touei. and you're the irst one that
.ouad At fail, with it.
--s 'asgtr How are the crop.i Far
mel a "a so. they ought 10 be. Too muct
rair. Stranger Henl The owner OF tb'
fsrm next 10 yuun complains OF no
euou, rain Well. hes 60, durn sigh
bigger iain than have
Elder Kaapp wss q man OF ready vi
and soudrrinl preacher, person sros'
Ia one a hi- meetings. and, IN mocl
,oiemnits. ssked prayers Tor the devil
Elder Knsrp quickly replied. Brethren
this ,onos mao b.s ssked You TO pray To-
bis father
Not Sppr, Miss Csustiqne-I se'
you hsse u, yer bad much experience II
the game OF baseball Mr.. Fsusiique = No
bsvch't. bu, how did you hpd It out
Mis-. Caustiaue (ys~nins) -0hl Becsus'
sbor,siop. aud home runs seem thing
nnhnowp 10 you.
a gentleman Who ~ss visiting friend
Who bad a rsre collection Of old paihtineI
vas sbosu through the gallery by color
ed want Il that one OF tho cid msstsrs'
he rl,a. panting before portrait No
tAh, dst uhe W W oie nssir' 49,
unexpected snswer.
Evidently Poverty Stricken. Mrs
Hsyiotk = think we'd better make thu
there yong isllcr pay his board In I'd
vance. Mr.. Hsyiork Ain. be got ns
money! Mrs. Hayiotk He can't hsv'
uneh. Hes bveu goin' around all Jay II
Goa, made oui Of AZ old dag
A Sore Disappointment Foreman
visil.pee Committee Where's The EDITOR
We. at him. ofice Boy III you plesse,
cir be spns bimsslt 10 the bsrn lsst night
Torsnsn Vigilance Commits Coniound
hlul ae slssys bad away Of getting ahead
Of .alks, snd .nsi 10 ihins-ue'se walked
10 mile. IA lynch him