The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-03-26
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your lest rally. certainly.
"A Drip 10 tho market He Darling.
this snssssmssi REG 10 worth $3.50 sae
The iss, one hsi oosi 500 He You
err 0larf nos.
--Co,s 4 .ould ssii ever 90 loos Tor
sry msa that could love me for myself
slooc. yiolsi - What ps,ieneei And you
hsr. already waited 20 macy years
Have yoa read my last povsl. my dear
fs,snaf cer,s,oly. Well, and hes do you
LIE bs | laid do.n The book With the
xres,es, satisfaction.
--Qaes,er- ~hs, denomination vas
ths, liil ,on io.ned stip last week' Jes'
ter - EgiscopsIisn. | guess; II seems to
keep lent.
when rirl is sixteen her ideal man
isrtmei Reginald When abe Ia twenty
-four IL aocsut matter 10 her very much
whr, his name is 90 long a. il will work
well "a tie business end 81 . check.
Weeks I'll wager new bat that man
over theresa schoolmssier. Potts - Non.
sense. how do you knos' Weeks-Ob, he
tried his bsnd on the seat Of the chair be,
fore he sal down 90 IL
Queer critters women 10. said Uncle
Jrlil When Que ~ EN- starts 10 to git
man 81 ihs others tries 10 head her CD,
and then. soon IA she gets bin. they sil
turn round sud hrip her to manage him.
-Psti Of - Isu't there some mistake
about thai bill you sfDt mrY Doctor No,
air; iis correct $500, Patieui--To pay
that will take eyry cent have; III sisrve
Doctor Well. dieting is ~hsi you need.
brown You don't look well lately
Robinson. Robinson No. | can't sleep
on account ri lung trouble. Brown-N Non
sense. your luuss are oil right. Robinson
Yes, mice are; the trouble is with the
bsby's.
Fair Shopper What is the difference
between ihose two pieces Of goods' Clerk
One IL marked higher than the other.
Yes. bu. what is the rial difference be-;
tween ,Lemi inst told you "a marked
differetce.
--B,ckweoJs farmer (Sith 600. Who has
Just put up ,i,n, To tresspssers, prepare
for ei,rmi,D Il kniudcr like tho idee
somehos'n other. Ii hasr religious feelin'
runnin' through it and 81 the same time
meals bns,uess.
Physician (xith ear TO patients chsst)
There il = severe swelling over the re,
zion II tie heart which must be reduce At
once. Patient In xiously) That swelling
il my pocket. book, doctor. Please don I
reduce IL too much.
II understand there is . company 10
New York that will furnish dudes for e.,
cor,s. ur tor use at germans aud coiillons,
when there Is = shortage VI men. I've
beard Of that. ! saw one Of their signs the
the other day 10 Harlem. Flats to Let.
-Flors wsll--Think Of foe young
fellow like George marrying that elderly
woman. even II she ia ricL and they say
be got down on his knees TO her. tool Jack
Eogold = Yes aud Inadvertently began
with: Now lay ms down to sleep.
A bishop was q, = dinner party one
night. aud a waiter carelessly upset into
Lis lisp a plate II hot soup. He glanced
around With an agnu q d look upon his
teaiurs, sud then exclaimed: Will come
.fymaa mske remark appropriate TO the
cccssionf
-Mf. DE- Biapl 40 p IN IL you dou't
Want Cisfa To sec that thing you are msk
ing fur her. you'd better put il out OF
sish,. Tor she'll he up pretty soon. l besr
her Ia the front ball. Mrs. DE Blank
She won't be mp Tor an boar At least. Ste
h biIdifg ,ood nishl TO Mr.. Nieefello.
A Young lady 10 Noribpcr'. Me-.
school comr.f,d VI in this manner: Nom.
iusiisr. ~, compsr. isr. worst; sulefla'
tive, dead Tie abolc class looked up
very much snfI used. aud. the master
With 40 ,Hort TO control the s.dness sbich
be i.it srcs- shd raid; Scholars yen can
have D minutes Tor u. fnu-ral.
TIE Ma qiis Of Harrington vas once
btrnduct,i 10 President Lincolu. II SIS
DARN ihr s~r. Liucolu. not having
c.usLi thu name. repeatedly called him
MIR. Fatsie.tun. Lfd Harrington vss an,
royet, sl.i fiasli, corrected the president.
Wher Lincoln SAL o. thought you must
be some trislise a Ms Psrsiuston. Who
i,ied to .s..r hack the ocean With
broom H.. ics.iship .nioyei tue ptcsi-
dent. nfawr. a. he cas- somsthing OF
wee h,m..it
Gee f.fs.r Lli- good story about
bis en,ns - Enrape ior he fret timf. Al
sccu ss Isao.d 10 ireland attempted to
lcok ia ,t-o.s Of somr q m, snessiers.
vho e.me f,om the ,n'rsme notsh Of Ire
land. M.sins en- iai3ihssht icokips Iiish'
man, informed hin 81 my miss,on.ssyins
usi ns =, crstoss emignsted from about