The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-09-27
BAB'S MERRY PEN.
THE AUTUMN AIR SETS IT CHAT
TERlNG BRIGHTLY

of the Women of New York, Their
Hobbies and Their Fads-The Man at
the Bar-Whet VIII Keep Men Homer
Men Can't Bow Gracefully-How
Women and Men Bow-Young Heads
on old Shoulders-The Fashionable
color This Winter-Women VIII be
seen in Black-The Stylish White
Veil Mems Fondness for Their
Trousers.
tCopurtohtl
NEW YORK, Sept. 26.-The city is getting
full again, and, to be little bit slangy, a
good many of the people are so glad they
are back that they are getting full, too; at
least have never seen SO many gentlemen
who had evidently been seeing friend, as
now pervades the streets of New York.
A woMAN's IDEA OF DRINKING.
Personally, never could imagine what
there was in standing up at bar and firing
a drink down your throat, as If there were
SO much ia go in during your lifetime, and
that you had to hurry and get it in, or else
you would be left. can see deal of good
fellowship in sitting down at a table and
talking about Kitty and the children, and
itocks, and how cotton is this year. and who
the prettiest girl in town, and during that
ime slipping at a long drink; but short
rink aimed direct at the throat of mascu-
nifty, as cody as coal at a hole, l cannot
Understand. Some people say that men
ont sit down and talk about Kitty and
le babies, and that kind of thing. Well,
laybe they don't; but Whatever they do,
looks more sociable than the barroom
ay.
WHAT WILL KEEP MEN HOME.
You know I have a special fad on this
bject, and when get to ventilating it the
nily usually leave the house, while the
z wines. Not that they dou't believe in
but it has got to be an old story with
EN-. When home is made pleasant,
men wear decent-dtting clothes, proper
inks are given to them with their dinners
their suppers, then the men won't go to
rrooms to hunt for them. Iconsider that
lcentrated wisdom. and not with blue
bon or white ribbon, but with red, white
blue, which is much more patriotic and
airs better.
MEN CAN'T BOW GRACEFULLY.
mother thing you notice as people come
ne is the queer way In which everybody
IS to everybody. The average man has
tut as much knowledge of what consti-
es a graceful bow as a gentlemanly
onas cat. His conception of the part is
walk forward, give a sort OF swirl to his
.y, grasp his hat eff his head anc put it
TX with great rapidity. That the man
q .es off his hat and the Thomas cat doesn't
probably due to the fact that the man
q hat and the gentleman who makes
n lody for us in the evening hasn't, other
Sc their modes of salutation are similar.
HOW MEN AND WOMEN BOW.
woman nine times out of ten bows
b q smile She doesn't move her head
tch, but she seems to offer her best smlle,
Il Iich has been in training all summer, and
Il ich is now at your disposal. A man
u ess he happens to wear eyeglasses looks
otto. There is neither smile on his face
recognition in his eyes. He is a Great
/ who knows how to conceal his feelings
may have sworn that you are the only
II rson heever loved last evening, but you
net him in the morning, and though his
bots may glitter, there is not the slightest
then Of recognition in his face though he
III does take off his hat. A very young boy
vi bows as if he was afraid he were doing
d something wrong; be remembers that his
mother told him
lie MUST TAKE OFF HIS HAT
hen he met Mrs Jones, and he looks all
ound u see if any body is staring at him,
ks it of in great hurry, aud then real
ispoboly is licking. and by that time
te his m'ther what very rude boy he is.
iHime By will get over this. An old man
Do's as htwas taught to in his youth. He
sweeps theair with his hat, and in low
TOE, you iear, fGood morning, madam p
IL doesn't know hey pronounce good form
oui of fashion. lear old heart It's pity
theres not more Ike him who would realize
inat the way 10 Aake ladies is to behave
Ike gentlemen tothem.
YOUNG q Heals ON OLD SHOULDERS.
Isn't it Hamletor some of the people il
tne Bible or Shakespeare who concludes
that all the worlds mad, or something K
mat effect3 Well if all the worlds no.
mad at least thegreater part of the Ole
women IN it are. They have taken, taker
Violently, to the us OF enamel and rouge
They have taken, With an intensity that il
painful, to the wearing Of sailor hats, anC
they are too gurglE-giggly for anything il
Inc world. There sse three who ride in tn,
PARK here every dal ard they have beer
riding there for several years. None o
them is under 20; eadl of them must use
box OF rouge and a bt of white LIQUID OF
her face every day. One of them in
ciines to vivid green brocade, with black
another wears shrimp pink with blacl
ace on 1t, while the tlird INDUCED in q
black and white broeade with a whit
straw sailor hat. | used to believe in tn
L. Why are not those women taken out O
lhe world, to which they are no ornament
ana where they never would be missed i
lAey went to Africa with STANLEY.
hAVE THEY NO KIND-HEARTED FRIEND!
. tell them how they look? | am not 70
gat have never found that lacked friend
4'hd enough to tell me of my misdoipcs an,
ny general human nature, but these oil,
ales don't seem to be rich in friends O
slat sort. It's a pity, isn't it? Indeed, t
y little gossip, there's a young woman
sale IN the city who says she gets damon,
NY every time she tells the shrimp an
I AK OLD woman how young-looking She is
suak there's more money made by fiat
~ IMAM anything else in this world. an,
~ the average woman the thicker 70,
Won the better she IS satisfied
4. FASHIONABLE COLOR THIS WINTER
ya' aat are you going to wear this winter
a.. ught To appear in black. That has th
u,S, given 1t by the great French dress
M, a w VINO only two years ago said nobody
az. ~ should wear black, but who hn
ca6Sss1 MS mind now, and thinks that b.
as axe IKE blonde, or even a brunette, loo
otssea Yelously lovely ia black as in an
ingr,a 1a'ie IL is true that he wants glisten
shat LOT the brunette-satin aud sill
cord, almost as bright and which is heavil,
clrv.- Vile tor the blonde he wants soft
riee.'S crepe cloths, cashmeres. hen
all n anu occasionally dull silk an,
are a. beautiful, clinging stufFs tina
that a-'aoped in black 1t is sail
Yotk IN 81 |, the prettiest women IN New
swell thls season devote herself exclu
wbitl /" the wearing of black and white