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The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
Excursion to Toronto.

On account of the National Educational
association meeting at Toronto, Ont, the
Northern Pacific railroad will make a rate
of $71.95 plus So (admission fee) $685. for
the round trip, Helena to Toronto and re-
turn. Tickets on sale July s to IL. good to
return until Sept. 30. J his is the official
line Of the teachers. They have chartered
a special Pullman car to be run through to
Toronto without change, leaving Helena
on train No. 2 July 6. Berths can be
secured in this car by applying to city
ticket office or to Prof. r. G. Young.
CHAs. S.. FEE, G. p. and T. A.
A. d. EDGAR, General Agent.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
Fourth of July Excursions, 1891.

Fourth of July Excursions, 1891.
For the above holiday excursions the
Montana Central railway will sell tickets to
stations on their line within a distance of
300 miles from Helena at one and one-fifth
fare for the round trip. Dates of sale, July
3 and 4; limited to expire July 5.
b. H. LANGLEY, Gen'l Ticket Agt.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
Shakespeare Heard From.

Shakespeare Heard From.
At a seance in Chicago some evenings
since, the spirit of Shakespeare. being called
upon for a sonnet, began as follows:
THAT teacher is a rank galoot
Who does not use the Wabash route
I'm going to Toronto -
At this point the representative of a COM
peting line, who was present, fell dead and
Shakespeare vanished. If the spirit had
been allowed to finish, it doubtless would
have given ns a reason for this beautiful
sentiment. that the Wabash is the only line
running through sleepers from Chicago to
Toronto. and, at the same time. giving pas
sengers choice of two routes Grand Trunk
and Canadian Pacitio) from Detroit. For
maps and full information, write F. A.
Palmer, POI Clark street, Chicago, or G. j.
Lowell, 1874 T.. Third street, st. Paul, MINI.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
Death Erom kidney Dis

Death From Kidney Disease
Is the unfortunate and untimely ending of
thousands of the American people annually.
Oregon Kidney Tea is guaranteed to cure
all forms of kidney troubles. Take it in
time. e
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
J. MCCONNELL,
H. Architect and Superintendent.
Rooms 20 and 81. third floor Montana National
Bank Binding.

Prompt.attention given to orders from clients
at home or abroad. BY strict attention to basi-
ness l hope to retsia tho patronage of old elienta
and merit the confidence of any and all who
may employ mo in my capacity NJ architect and
Plans, details and specifications gotten ont for
hnIdiDgs Of ANY description % tae shortest NO.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30

NOTICE or ASSESSMENT - CATARACT
~ Mining company, located in Cataract Aim
ing district, Jciier'on county, Montana.
Notice il hereby given tnat a meeting OF the
trustees of said company, held on tho 10Th day of
June, 1871. an assessment of two cents per
share, wss levied upon tho capital stock of sail
COMPANY, ta7ab.e on the 10Th day of Jnly, 1871.
to the secretary OF said company nj hls office,
No. 80 South Main street, in the city of Helena,
Montana.
Any stock upon which said assortment shall re-
main unpaid on the s0tn dry OF July. 1891. shall
be deola| ei delinquent ard shall he duly udVer'
tisel for ,ale at pubic auction: and. uaiess pay
mont shall DO made befora viii besold on the Npth
together with the cost of I'D ing and expense
of sale. JOHN /. kbONII. SEQ.
No. 30 South Main Street. Helena. Montana.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
THE MARKETS.

ETUCnS.
NEW YoRK. June 29.-Bar Silver, 81. 00b.
Copper-Dull. July, $1a.9O.
Lea1-Nominal: domestic, S4.45.
While there was considerable selling in the
stock market, it had more the appearance of be-
ing done to buy than for liquidation of long
stock. Most of the leading shares we're support
ed by the covering by shorts. The market
closed dull and firm at insignificant changes
from opening prices in most cases and with
grangers generally slightly lower.
Governments-Steady.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1891-06-30
Petroleum-Closed 66.


Money on call easy; closed offered at PA per
cent. Prime mercantile paper 1901. Ster-
Inns exchange, strong; sixty-day bills, $4.s61s;
demand, S4.SSIs.
CHICAGO CATTLE.
CHICAGO. June 29.-tattle-Receipts, 10000;
steady to shade higher: prime TO extra steers,
IS 0 p; olhers, -, 5oa5.ho; Texans, S2.5o@
H~ogs-Receipts. 22.0OO; steady to higher: rough
and common, .Si.4oSEl.50: mixed and packers,
S4.60el4 .65; prime heavy and butchers weights,
81. 70el4.e0; light, S4.50al4. n.
Shesp-Receipts, 5000; steady, natives, $4.25@
$50: Texans, SA2O@4. 40; westerns, S4.65; lambs,
IS. 100
CHICAGO PRODUCE.
CH1cAoo. June "a Close Wheat : Steady;
cash, 92H@ 9ic; July, Okc.
Corn-Stsaiy; cash, '8o: July, 53@5316c.
Oats-staady; cash. 3SeaaS1ac; July. S2s @SSo.
Barley-Nominal 68G70c.
Pork tesdy; cash, s9.ea; July. ss.s7h;
September, $40. so.
Lard-Firm; cash, $s.l3H; July. $6.15: Sep
TENDER. IS. 10.
Shouldera--S5 .tO15.15.
Short ~clear-S6.a0H 6. So,
Short ribs 55.S5a5s 7la.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
Miss Malone's Misfortune.

Eugene Dduis.
She once had skin of satin and features white
as snow,
When every swain the county round was proud
to be her beau;
And young and old for miles away were always
glad to see
The dimple on her pretty chin, her neck of
And there were not in Illinois-no, nor in other
lands
Such alabaster treasures as her little polished
hands;
She reigned queen in Joliet on beauty S golden
throne
Did Miss Jemima Margaret Evangeline Malone.
But lo one dark unlucly day this paragon of
grace
Began to use some washes to ornament her
face;
Throughout six months she squandered twelve
pots of vasellne,
The oil of many cocoanut, and rice and glycer-
inc;
She made of powder fummery clean and
bowling waste.
And plastered both her cheeks with cream and
soap, and almond paste;
Rose water, too, and lemon juice, flowed in a
With oriental spices from the land of Araby.
She laved her face in boiling springs, she tried
And with the toughest kind of cloth she made it
black and blue;
And then she'd rub it just as if it were a porce-
lain,
With softest, finest flannel, to make it white
again;
But. Oh the darling cuticles.f fell crumblng from
each pore,
And, Oh her skin of satin was satin skin no
more!
For rough and rugged was the face which once
was beauty's own
That of Jemima Margaret Evsngeline Malone
o, now her lot is cherries for she's no more the
pet
| Of swain or beau. of Jim or Joe, in scornful
Joliet;
The gossips giggle as she walks through avenue
and street
With downcast head, and fearful mien and
timid, trembling feet;
| And, o, they mark upon her chin the dim pie
shapeless trace,
| The parchment color of her throat, the iaundice
on her face;
The sickly hue upon her brow, the brown tint
on each hand,
| Whose alabaster glories once illumined all the
land!
And now, ye maids, take warning all ye who
| have a swain
Ye matrons, who your spouses' love would low
lngly retain.
Ye young, seductive widows. who mediate to
wed
| Some sterling mates quite fit to take the places
| of your dead,
Avoid these cocoanuts and paste, and rice. and
vaseline,
And boiling springs, and liquid ice, and rose,
| and glycerine.
For if you don't you're sure to lose all claims to
| pow'r and throne,
Like Miss Jemima Margaret Evangeline Ma
lionel
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
INDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEET1Nes-Teutonia Division No g. U. R. K.
of P; Teutonia Lodge No. Z, K. of P; Zerubba-
bel Lodge No. Is, F. & A. NJ; DuGuesclin Divis
ion No /, U. R. K. of P. Citizens Land Com
pany; Acorn Lodge No. 1903. l. o. O. F.; Fidelity
Castle No. z X. G. E.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Do the Employees of the S
F. and W. Railway Know, C. II. Dorset, Real
Estate Dealer; Tybee Lots, c. P. Rossignol
Notice, CASTOR L. Lord.
SUMNER ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Hotel. Hills
boro. n. c.
ExcURsIoN--The First Presbyterian Church
Sunday School Picnic at Wilmington Island
Friday.
AUCTION SALEs-Hams. Bacon, Etc, by j
Mclaughlin & Son; Hats, Shoes, Etc, by ]. j.
Oppenheim; The First Sale OF Lots on VIII
mington Island. by c. H Dorset, Real Estate
Dealer.
SATURDAY-At B. H. Levy & Bros.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsKMESTs-Help Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rant; For Sale
Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Trouble seems TO pursue the Cleveland
minstrel troupe. Although they have been
playing to pretty fair business up through
New England, they brought up with sud-
den jerk in New Hampshire the other day
under the glowering visage of hard-fisted
Portsmouth constable with an unoonquera-
bly, robust attachment for the box Office re-
ceipts. Then the season closed right there
What few weeks were booked ahead were
gladly abandoned. That's theatrical life.
Contracts for forty weeks may mean forty
weeks or fourteen weeks-or possibly four
weeks according to the mutations of cir
cumstances.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Queer things are brought out by the min
isterial teachings of the blunt and peculiar
Rev. Sam Jones. When the Rev. Sam is
not exuding remarkable statements him
self there is generally somebody in the
audience quite capable Of preventing Par
sou SANS tumultuous record from going to
smash. Apparently he has an irresistible
attraction for freaks and oddities and such
people. Not long ago. in the course of
fervent scrapping match between two isis
tern" at a Jones love feast in Texas, the
audience was apprised of the remarkable
selection of wives that one OF the more
Jealous brethren had long been engaged in
making. When the enthusiastic congrega-
ton learned that the fortunate Tor unfort>
unate) fellow pilgrim had seven more or
less healthy domestic partners they seemed
to be Disguised with the selfislness of the
man in not making it joint stock COM
pany. They became 80 cordially demon
strative that the poor man decided to move
Since that time stray wives are said to have
been pouring in from all directions with
anxious inquiries about him. This man is
said to have been one of the bulwarks of
the Sam Jones movement in that locality.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
A New Danger.

Don't want no books, no soap, no pictures, 4"
said the hard.faced woman TO the strange
yonng man at the front door. according TO the
Indianapolis Journal.
II am not an agent. madam" said the stran-
ger My business is OF an entirely different
nature. Do you remember a weary ragged
and hungry tramp calling at your kitchen door
about six weeks agoy"
She didn't remember.
LET me refresh your memory. You we're
dressed 10 an old morning wrap, tied az the
waist with a string. your front hair was in tins,
ana there was q dark smudRe across your
nose"
She tried 10 slam the door but bis foot hap.
pened 20 be IN the way
You lad rolling pin 10 one hand and q
Kettle on hot water IN the other, with which
you threatened - seaid the poor WayfareFn
well, ! didn't scaid him, anyhow You
cant get any assault and battery against me
Nothing n the sort was Intended, ma am
merely Nikhed - lei you KNOW that ] was that
supposed tramp. Tue bundle ! carried Oh thai
occasion contained camera. Seeg ] have
already been offered ~ for toe picture N you
obtained, bat q yOg scat q Tor e. ~ 10 &
iie made ths sale,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Because Rhode Island weavers are COM
planning of being unreasonably overworked
in a Providence factory, the New York
Press seems to think it discovers in that
additional evidence that the Mckinley bill
is fostering new American industries If
the Mckinley bill requires an American
operative to do 100 per cent more work for
the so per cent. more pay that he is alleged
to get then the Mckinley bill is undoubted-
ly fostering American industries at the ex-
pense of American labor. But where does
the workman come in amid all this alleged
broad sweep of progress? That's the conun-
drum
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
Weakness seems TO have suddenly taken

Meekness seems co have suddenly taken
possession of Detective OMalley. From his
first position Of boisterous defiance he has
dropped to the humble attitude of a defer
entail supplicant for change of venue
under the pretext that he cannot get a fair
not appear to produce such results as he had
anticipated upon the determined citizens
committee. Common sense should have
taught him that body of men sufficiently
resolute TO dispatch those Malta assassins is
not likely to prove very nervous at the bois-
ferrous threats of one treacherous and IN
worthy disciple of Hawkshaw.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
Breaking Their Hearts

For the first three weeks we had an old kicker
at our hotel He wasn't a general kicker, says
the Detroit Free Press, but only kicked on one
thing-the sashes worn by the lollypop young
men who came down to mash the sea. The
instant one showed up on the veranda the old
kicker would make up to them and whisper:
''If it hasn't run too long can cure you in a
week
WHAT"
''Your rupture. l see you wear a truss. Never
saw one worn outside before, but it may be a
good idea"
This is no truss This is a sash "
"Oh--aw-excuse me. Thought it was some
thing new in trusses. Then you aren't rup-
tured?'
mo, sir"
80 much the better ="
An hour later he would make up TO the same
chap again and inquire:
Rupture any betterg
Didn't say had no rupture?"
"O-aw-ce But you still wear a
truss, see"
''Truss This is a sash ~
20. see. Yes yes"
And on the second day of his stay that sash
would disappear, never to be seen again The
old kicker worked this guy on twenty of them.
and the day he went away we presented him
with an address and escorted him TO the depot.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Chicago is beginning to let contracts for
international fair buildings. Getting started
has consumed great deal Of time, but hard
work may yet bring all these structures to
completion in due season to hold fair be-
fore the 40Oth anniversary of Columbus
discovery is quite forgotten. But If Chi
cago wants the whole country to take an
active interest in the proposed exposition
she should not allow her grasping city off,
cials to keep up their continued struggle to
wrest from the national committee all au-
thority over the enterprise. IL the city Of
Chicago intends TO monopolizs control OF
the show it will simply amount TO local
fair and nothing more.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Discarding the serpent upon the design
Of the UNCONVENTIONAL device was one of
the strange proceedings Of the Presbyterian
general assembly at Detroit. 1t caused no
little excitement. But many good brethren
manifested a strong prejudice against al
lowing 1t TO remain upon the church seal
because is is popularity supposed to typify
the devil. So strong was the opposition de-
veloped that the recognized symbol of Satan
was sternly commanded to ''get hence" II
got-to the best of its inanimate ability.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

At least one prominent Presbyterian
divine unreservedly favors DIR. Briggs In
announcing his sentiments on the subject a
few days ago the Rev. DR.. John II. Bar
rows, Of Chicago, said that eff the Presby-
terrain Confession of Faith is too narrow to
receive the great controversialst it ought
to be broadened." Few expressions heard
from ministers since the question came be-
fore the public have been quite SO emphatic
as this. Still there are, doubtless, many
learned and thoughtful Presbyterian divines
all over the country who, to some extent
ifnot fully, share the opinions lately ex-
pressed by DIR. Briggs. And they will ex-
ert an influence when the question of the
doctors alleged heresy comes up for final
decision.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Enterprising West Virginia fishermen
who undertook to kill off with dynamite all
the finny denizens of the streams around
Moundsville were successful beyond their
expectations. In fact they are now away
beyond their expectations Soon after that
dynamite went off nearly every movable
object went off without hesitation or de-
lay. 1t is not likely that these two young
men will go a-fishing with dynamite any
more. Should their relatives desire an or
thodox funeral they will have to institute q
search party to collect the remains At the
present writing there are no visible re-
mains, To the local angler this may serve
to show that dynamite is not pleasant sort
Of bait to use
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mr. J. j. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
of the MORNING News, Office % Park Row.
New York. All advertising business outside OF
the state of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

New York ladies who are not Daughters
of the Revolution are having little fun
over what appears to be a "bit of social
idiocy." 1t seems that the New York chap
ter Of the Daughters Of the Revolution
elected Mrs. Roger A. Pryor regent and
Mrs. John s. Wise secretary. Both Of
these ladies are Virginians, aud their selec.
tion for officers Of Virginia chapter would
hs7e beon eminently appropriate. and
some Of the New York Daughters Of the
Revolution think thag competent ladies
among native New Workers Tor oiiicsrs Of
The chapter could havs besn found. But
then the ladies are always getting ints
trouble.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

1t is not expected that any of the new
circuit court judges will be appointed be-
fore the meeting of congress. 1t is under
stood that there are at least fifty applica-
tions for each one of the judgeships The
President will probably see to it that the
places go to those who can help him most in
getting a denomination.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Manitoba claims TO have the most
viciously carnivorous catfish afioat. Not
long ago Winnipeg angler claims to have
hooked and landed large and healthy cat
fish which on examination proved to
hold in its stomach the perfectly
cording to the allegations of the same
enterprising angler he very shortly after
ward caught another catfish in whose
capacious NAV he found another hand of a
child corresponding with the one previously
recovered. This is rather remarkable
story. But it is justified by the statement
that child had suddenly disappeared not
long before. Still there is a good deal of
fish story about it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28
Jerked Out OF Bis Boots by Justice.
FF0m the Pittsburg ID fspafoh (IndA

Jersey justice is reported 70 have demon
strated Itself for arrssting and fning young
man who committed the offenss Of wearing
high rubber boots on the public highway. M
doubt the justice who administered the Law Ia
this summary fashion did so under the deep,
seated suspicion that tue prisoner was con
tefnplating some gum game
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

National pride may induce enthusiastic
Americans to regard thsir own country as
the purseholder of the universe in times of
financial distress. But representing Uncle
Sam as pawnbroker holding royal dia-
dems in pledge for loans is carrying the
idea of our opulence trife too far. Such
picture as the New York Recorder pre-
sents as its conception of che way we should
impress the world in the attitude of cor
porate money lender will not prove alto
gether pleasing to high-minded Americans,
and must appear highly ridicu lous to for
eigners. Sometimes the witless caricaturist
unconsciously lampOons the object he
wishes to elevate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Now the bottom has completely fallen out
of the last ''tin-plaUe industry" Even that
gorgeous plant that has SO long been in
process of contraction on paper for st.
Louis appears to have wholly vanished. In
vestigation probably alarmed it and ire
parably injured its prospective business.
Nothing now remains to show that it ever
existed or proposed to exist except a very
angry politician who invented and fostered
and Wanted it abroad. Something very
unmansgeable about these "tin-plate indus
tries" under the benign influence of Mr.. Nc
Kinleys genius it doth appear.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Imaginative writers are certainly doing
their utmost TO entertain the public on the
verge of the summer season of Incidence
and sweltering fatigue. Closely following
upon the announcement Of eccentric rowing
meteors aud phenomenally numerous in
sectS comes the slightly apocryphal state
ment from Connecticut that farmers in the
neighborhood of Norwich are so be-
leaguered with caterpillars that they
have actually abandoned fire and sui
phur and other common extermina-
tors and taken to shooting the tough
and persistent creatures with shotguns.
Nevertheless the caterpillars are said to be
having more fun than the farmers. Cherries
are ripe and times are good. Connecticut
farmers must be missrably bad shots.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-05-28

Press dispatches from Ohio tell Of young
man who was so desperately in love with
rural damsel that he killed not only his in
amorata but nearly her whole family simply
because there seemed to I've so much una
nimity Of sentiment in their objection 20 his
matrimonial oyertures. Il would be de.
cdedly dangerous for a county IL many
such peculiar young men should simulta-
neously suffer from the pangs Of unrequited
affection. Love makes the world 60 round,
we are told. But when Il takes on 20 fierce
. pulsation IL must make our ancient old
earth fairly hum.