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The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
Tourists,

Whether on pleasure bent or business,
SHOULD take on every trip a bottle Of
syrup OF Figs, asst acts most pleasantly
and effectualiy on the kidneys. liver
and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches
and other forms Of sickness. For sale
in sec and $l.O0 bottles by all leading
druggists,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Probably the Oldest house In the
United States is a decaying stone dwell
ng that stands in Guilford, Conn. 1t
| was built in 1G40 and Is still occupied.
! In colonial times it did duty occasionally
as a fort and was q place OF refuge for
settlers when KING Philip was on the
warpath.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

woHss AND Morn OF Ir.-Small
Roy twho bates watsr)-SMamma, peo-
,,e is talkiu' about q man wot went to
AXE q bath, aud was drowned in the
bath tub" -
Mamma-"Mercy mel Ididn't know
,ath tubs were so dangerous. Bring
ne a bowl of water and some soap. and
F, crash towel, and tue aesa brush, and
III wash you myself"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A CASE IN PoTNT.-She-'1 belieV
that a people are both %outwardly and inA
wardly ini uenced by their natural SUR
tognomy the Highlanders, you know.
have rugged faces"
He-"Yes. and that Chicago girl BE-
hind me, Who lives on Prairie Avsnut
Is plain-looking."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Two remarkable big men were buriet
at Marshall, Ill, recently. Charles Kel-
Ter, aged twenty, weighed 400 pounds
and an eighteen-year-pld son Of Davis
Reynolds weighed a few pounds more
than 40. There was no hearse In town
large enough to carry the ooltin Of either
Of them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Twenty centuries before the birth Of
Watt, hero, OF Alexandra, Egyp, de-
soribed machines whose motive power
was steam. He also invented a double
force pump, u'ed as fro engine, and
anticipated th. modern turbine wheel by
o machine he named "Neolpils."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

STICKING TO BusINEss s. Little BOY
tat toy store NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., won't
you buy me . topf"
Mamma (meditatively)-'It'st too cold
to spin tops"
swell, then buy me a double ripper
sled and some new skates, and we'n let
the top GO"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
How's Thisf

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for n
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known r.. j.
perfectly honorable In all business transactions,
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
WEST TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
wALDiNe, KINNAN . MAE viH, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, D..
Hairs Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c,
per bottle. Sold BY all druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

He WAS A suIroR.-Miss Eunlce-
II like camels.n
M. Bawnso-"Yes!"
Eunice--'Yes, they're sort Of comfort
able, you know. Can / ride on your
backy"
Nj. ACKNOWLEDGMENT now
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

aow TO GET RID OF A BoaE.-Mra.
;raathead-"How quickly the time
asses in the company of clever people,
Mr.. Slowboyl 1t seems only ten minutes
ipce 0 came, and it Is good two
,Ours."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Eunice -"I heard papa say last night
that you'd got to hump your of. and !
thought I'D speak for lIst rlds.''.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

HApp1NEss.-Mrs. Sweettace-"Is
,onr daughter happily marriedPn
rot a husband who's as afraid as death
Il her."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

TIE LATEST = Klnu-hearted Servant
81 can give you a cup Of coffee; but it's
cold.
Homeless Wanderer-"All right fetch
it along-I carry this little alcohol stove
Tor Just such emergencies"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

FITS, An FIts stopped rree py Dr.. Klines dreas
Nerve Restorer. No FiLs after frst days use. Mac.
yelous cures. Treatise and 81 w trial bottle fress1
tiicsses, Send 70 Dr. Kline, ISL Arcn * Pnla,pA
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure Is uuiver.
pally. conceded to be the only sure n safe
iammation to throat or lungs. Sold by drug
lists, or address a. p. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. z.
Prica 40 cts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
Girl worm H.y,nr.

After reading Mr.. Gray's experience the
plating business, / sent % 70 the Lake .hetr Z
Co., EnRlewood. Ill, for Q Platter, and cleared
al In a week. Isn't this pretty good ior a girl
There Is tableware and jewelfy to plate al
every house; then, why shout any PRISON be
poor or out Of employment with such an oppor
tunity at hand. 4 SUBSCRlBkn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Mould uavo rt in Tho Rousss
Dropped on Sugar, Chtldrew Love
IA nte Jousyox.s AxopY1x Lrxuxsr for Group. celds,
sore Throat, Tondltis, CoAe, Cramps and paiun e
bsvss summer Complaints. Can. Bruises uAs "AS
THINK OF III.
In use over ~ YEARS 10 one fhmiiy.
On. L 8 JoHssos & co-It Is sixty years since frrt
learned Of your J9nSsoN's AsoprsS LnrzSsI' for rordd
Il = one Il The best and safest family remedies thai can
Be- FOUND, used Internal, or external In Al s.sSa "
Every Sufferer . :'s. fs:sa;ss:s ~ e
xSthms Cholera Horbus, Disrrk1a, Lamenest sorensc
10 Body q Limbs, stta joints OF ssi sirs Wy PxmpblSt
i Ess,,s so Is: :I.sI~fess ,o afss: ~ : S So.sSs. Ma
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

AMENDED TO SUIT. = Mcwatty-
Look here; Gazzaml Iunde, stand you
said'I had tie natural ins incts OF a
usuIe-. I want you to take that
back.
Gazzam-"A11 right. You have the
unnatural instincts Of q usurer. Does
that suit you?'
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

AN uNcRUsHED FINANcIER.-Hun-
CRY Joe-.How much do you charge
for roast beefp''.
Waiter-"Twenty-H7e cents.
H. J.-"How much for breadf"
Waiter Nothing
H. J.-.'And how much for the
gravv?"
Waiter = sob, we give you the
gravy"
H.. J.-"Well you can bring me plate
bread and gravy"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Nor LIKELY-"I'm willing to bet
| money the Prince of Vale Will never
succeed to his mothers title"
"Dona. I'll bet a hun-oh-ah mo,
I don't believe Albert Edwald'H ever
be Queen"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

ALL ELSE FORGOTTEN. -"Didn't he
nee say he would never speak to you
s%gainp".
,ouldn't resis, the temptation to tell me
If a sure cure"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Gamma Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlght's,
Heart, Urinary o. Liver Diseases, Nerv.
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. sal
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle,
for So, or druggisr. 1000 certificates OIL
cures. TRY II.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A REcHERcnE AFrAm--"There
seems to be something going or In the
house across the street" said a pedest-
rian to q. policeman.
.Yesn replied the officer, '.the friends
Of Red Mccarthy the couGterfeitsr are
presenting him . new set Of dies and
mouids In honor Of his sixtleth birth.
day."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
HUMOROUS.

Hrs uorsEatANsnIP.-He-'Is Mr..
Bruce a good rider?u
She-"Yes; he took Grst prize at our
eiding-school. Didn't you see how grace
fully he Was thrown yesterday"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A srEc1AL1sT.- Edltor--'.So you are
a Harvard man, ehf"
Applcant-s'yes; ! was champion
boxe , 'S5"
Editot-"weil, III give you o place.
Youpl do to lick stamps, ] guess"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A slight cold, IL neglected, often attacks the
the lungs. Browns B~RoScBIAL TRocHEs give
sure aud immediate relief. sold only In boxes.
Price q cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

AS A coRoLLARx. -will-'.She's sim.
ply beautiful"
Bill-tWho lsp'
Wil-''My sweetheart"
Bill-s.And you might add. bsaut..
| fully sImple.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

TIE sut'eJ, a largeriveri In British In.
dla. with a descent of IL 900 feet in $50
miles, is the fastest flowing river In the
world,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

OF the twenty-six British mobiles who
signed magma charta all but three had
to make their mark" being unable to
write.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
AIS ska has the largest quartz mill.

Rupture cure guaranteed by
DR.. j. B. Mayer, S3l Arch St., phlra,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

ONCE ONLY.-Daughter- "Oh. ma.
ma, Charlie tried to kiss me last
night"
Mamma Is verelyl -"Of curse you
did not permit It" .
Daughter-"Certainly not mamma"
Mamma (still uDyieldingl-"well.
don't let it occur again"
She didn't.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

The first English settlement of the
North American Continent was made
at jamestown. va. in 1907.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A ton of tomatoes as they come from
the Geld, it is estimated; vii fill from
anl to $50 cans,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Just above Vienna, Austria, on the
Danube, Is the convent and school Of
Meik, which just celebrated its thou.
sandth anniversary.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Frazer Axle 0rsAss.
The Fraxsr Is kept By all dealers Ons
box lasts as long ~ two Of MI other. Nv
eeiyed metals At North Carolina Ssats Eaie,
Centennial, and Paris Exposition.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

A GOOD MEMoRY.-"I never forget a
joke that | once hear" remarked Dron.
er.
mo-" returned Virgins, YEARLY,
''and You don't give ANY ons else q
| chance to!"
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
Medicine.

An idsl collector in San Francisco,
Jal. who has just died has a collection
II $3.50 little gods.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
Frazer A.ls ors.ss.

! Rabbits are 80 thick in the vicinity of
r chnond, Kan, that the boys XIII
them with clubs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

An Italian servant claims that inject.
irg a current Of electricity though milk
delays its sourinR for several days
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

'.Penny wise and pound foolish" are those
who think it economy 70 use cheap SOFA Snc
El,e,ric SOAP : Tor saIe BY ali grocers since Lo64
lry it once. Be sure, buy genuine.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Henry CRUDE, Ct Paterson, Nj. had
q parrot nfty-twc years old Of which Ie
made a great pet. last week Mr., Grube
died, and the bird at once began 10
droop. living tnly until the day Of his
masters funeral,
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

Flower

How does he feel 2-Hs feels
cranky, and is constantly expert
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the
cooking, the dishes, the hours and
manner of his eating-AuGust
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel7-He feels at
times a gnawing, v~oracious, insati-
able appetite, wholly understandable,
unnatural and unhealthy.-August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel7-He feels no
desire to 60 to the table and .
grumbling, fauit-fnding, over-nice.
ty about what is set before him when
he is t~here-August Flower the
Remedy.
How does he feel Pile feetl
after a spell of this abnormal ape
ute an utter abhorrence, loathing'
and detestation of food; a. II
mouthful would kill him-Augus'
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel File has n
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. 2
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20

While 1t is usually an item to crowd
the work during the busy season, at
the same time it is a questionable policy
to overwork either yourself o. the
team. A days work can usually DO
done between sun up and sun down.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-03-20
POULTRY NOTES.

When symptoms Of disease appear
mixing trrpentine with their food is .
good preventative. OF course only o
mall quantity should be used, Two
easpoonfuls to a quart Of meal being
mf1cient.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30
Fer sale by STARKWEATHER & co.

Snug little fortunes have been made ~
work for us, by Anna Page. Austin.
Texas, and Jno. Bonn, Toledo, Ohio.
zee cut. Others are doing as well. Why
laot you? Some earn over 5000. w
month. You can do the work and live
tat home. wherever you are. Even be-
ginners are easily earning rom 7 . 20
&IOa day. All ages. We show you how
and start you. Can work in spare time
or all the time. Big money for work
ers. Failure unknown among hem.
NEW and wonCerft !. Particulars free.
BOX y SO Port q gRes. n saasi9
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30

The brusque and fussy impulse OF these
days of false impression would rate down
all as worthless because one is unworthy.
AS if there were no notes in sunbeams!
Or comets among stars! Or cataracts in
peaceful rivers! Because one remedy
processes to do what it never was adapted
to do, are all remedies worthless? Be-
cause one doctor lets his patient die, are
all worthless? It requires a fine eye and a
finer brain to discriminating draw the
dfferential line.
''They say" that Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and DR.. Pierces Favor
tie Prescription have cured thousands
''They say" for weak system there's
nothing better than the Discovery" and
that the ''Favorite Prescription is the
hope of debilitated, feeble women who
need restorative tonic and bracing ner-
vine. And here's the proof
Try one or both. If they don't helpyo
tell the Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
citation, of Buffalo, n Y, and you get
your money back again.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30
Chi!i's Reign Of Terror.

AS soon as the navy declared
against him, the Dictator published
a decree assuming all public author
ity, and suspended all laws which
might embarrass the exercise Of his
power. He suspended the news
papers and destroyed the presses.
The Supreme Court set at liberty
citizens who had been illegally i'm
prisoned, but he refused it's man
dates. It declared his acts
illegal and unconstitutional, where
upon he closed all the courts
The property of members of Con
gress and leading citizens was in
many cases pillaged and destroyed;
that of other was confiscated
Judges, senators, and representa-
tives were imprisoned; ladies and
gentlemen were SUBJ to torture
and indignity. The London Times
referring editorially to these afro
cities, says:
HE has shrunk from no severity
and no brutality in dealing with the
upholders of constitutional rights.
It is impossible to ignore accusa-
tions formally made from many diff
erent quarters. There is a body OF
evidence to show that, whatever be
the constitutional aspects of the
quarrel, it has been fought on Bal
macedas part with absolute I'M
scrupulousness and unfinching cru
elty.-SenOr Ricardo IrGnabuU IN
the AetgHst Forum.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30

in character, there is no sectarian
nor political sentiment recognized
by the Club. Here ladies and
gentlemen of all shades of opinion
can meet on equal footing. All
persons of a social nature who wish
to meet with kindred spirits are
invited to subscribe for share of
the stock. It is not desirable that
the stock be owned by a small
number of people but should be
distributed through all the towns,
villages and cities in the county.
The park and hall when completed
are designed for the Old Settler S
picnics, County conventions, fourth
of July celebration and camp meet
ings etc. The grounds are particu-
larly adapted to summer camping.
Many of the old settlers of the first
generation have subscribed liber-
ally to the funds, and their stock is
at par. We trust the second gen
GRAFTON will prove equal to their
sires. Yours Truly,
OLD SETTLER.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30
RARE. OPPORTUNITIES
What the South Has to Offer the Home.
Seekers.
Rich Lands at Low Figures-EarIy Crops at
Fancy Prices.

A certain small town in Louisiana, and
another in Mississippi, on the line Of the
Illinois Central r. r., but few years
ago had absolutely no commercial impor-
lance. and from them not dollars worth
of produce was sold to distant market.
from one Of them, an entire fruit refrig-
orator car every day for six weeks TO
transport it's early Crops to the Northern
markets, while from ten to twenty car
loads per day of vegetables were shipped
during the season from the other This
is but single illustration, and by no
means the most forclble one that could be
presented, Of the rapid development Of
certain sections of the South in profita-
BILE agricultural section. There are
many localities in that section, particular
ly in Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisi-
ana, on or near the line of the Illinois
Central Railroad, that, although as yet
undeveloped, are capable of easy cultiva-
ton, and will grow the finest kind of fruit
and vegetables Lands well adapted to
growing early strawberries and grapes, Of
quality to bring fancy prices in the mar
ket. can be obtained there very cheap
in some instances as low as 81 90 per acre.
The availability of the Illinois Central
fast fruit and vegetable trains for sending
the crops to profitable markets adds but
| final weight to the security of its being a
profitable enterprise to engage in the de-
velopment of these lands. For informa-
ton as to locality, topography of the
country. character of the soil and pro-
ducts to which il is especially adapted,
prices. and kindred matters, as we'll as
| for pamphlets on the subject, address at
Manchester. Ia, j. F. Merry Asst Genl.
Pass. Agent Illinois Central Railroad. sc
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30

Ayers Cathartic Pills are recommended
by the best physicians, because they are
free from calomel and other injurious
drugs, being composed of purely vegeta-
BILE ingredients While thorough in their
action. they stimulate and strengthen the
bowels and secretory organs
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30

tablish perpetual Park at Pad
docks Lake in the town of Salem.
The park will comprise five acres
of land lying between the lake and
highway. The site is elevated
about twenty feet above water and
is covered with beautiful grove of
timber. The land will cost about
seven hundred dollars. It is pro-
posed to build a hall or pavilion
there which will probably cost
seven hundred more. The lake oc-
cupies about $50 acres of space, it
is well stocked with fish and clear
water, the entire surface can be
seen at one view from the bluff. 1t
is entirely surrounded by timber
and is deep enough to sail steam
er the entire length, it is, in fact,
the most romantic place in the
country. The old Settlers Club
purpose to get charter from the
state and sell stock memberships al
five dollars per share, the proceeds
to be applied to making improve
ments on the ground. Here the
old settlers will assemble in future
years to indulge in personal remi
nisences or listen to spread eagle
orations. Here they will bring
their choicest titbits and lay then
on the festive board and exchange
courtesies while the band discour
ses sweet strains of music from tn,
stand. The society is simply socia
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1891-07-30

Both the method and results wher
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in it's
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
ttNSVGLF. XIV NEW YORK, NY
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1891-05-08
ELECTRIC BIrrERS

This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the came song
CT praise.-A purer medicine does
not exist and it is guaranteed to do
all that is claimed. Electric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the Liver
and Kidneys, will remove Pimples
Boils, Salt Rheum and other airec
tions caused by impure blood vii!
drive Malaria from the system and
prevent as we'll as cure all Malarial
fevers.-For cure of Headache, Con
stipation and Indigestion try Elec
trio Bitters.-Entire satisfaction guar
antred or money refunded Price
soc and 81 90 per bottle ut A. e.
Hargrave's Drugstore.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1891-05-08
FOUR.FILLMORES MEET.

NEpHEws OF THE LATE PRESIDENT IN
BUFFALO TO GET TnEmSnARE OF TIE
ESTATE.
Buffalo, April 3O.-Thoso who
passed in or out Of the bnrroom
at the Tifflt House this afternoon
could not have helped noticing n
party of four men. They would have
attracted attention in any place in
this city,for they were typical :armers
and OF the most pronounced "Hoo.
sier" stamp. They were all happy,
talking loud and shaking dice fo,
drinks. They were having big
tina.
1t was sort of family reunion of
the heirs of President Willard Fill
more. Tho meeting means more
than family reunions usually do, as
1t will be the means Of bringing to
each one of the heirs q nico little
fortune.
The Fillmore estate is worth abont
100000 and it is to be divided amono
eleven persons. Those who are here
are George NJ, Benz. Il. Almon t.
and Willard G. Fillmore, all nephews
of the dead President.
The four nephews had everything
their own way at the T.fit House
and they spent lots of money. The,
ore now in an uptown saloon shaking
dice, telling stories about their great
uncle, and buying drinks for the
crowd.
The four nephews are MS perfect
specimens of Hoosier farmers ns
could easily be produced. The,
wore boiled shirts, but no collars O,
cuffs. Their shirts were of that kind
that have plaits and buttoned up al
the front, with a neck band wild.
enough to make collar unnecessary
Almon was the spokesman of tho
party yesterday, and seemed to take
greater pride in the memory of his
famous old uncle than any other o.
the party. This was unclo's watch.
he said proudly, as he drew from his
trousers pocket an old fosb;onol
open faced gold watch. It was al
English lever, and rs years ago wa,
probably one of the most valuable
watches in America. On the bocl
case is this inscription in a circle:
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1891-05-08
N. c.. V T,

Standing at the very head of oul
Southern institutions of learning
TIE NASHVILLE COLLEGE
FOR YOUNG LADIES is a monu.
ment to tho sagacity of it's found
er, DR.. Price, and to the vigor, en-.
crgy and popularity Of his admin.
istration. 1t has grown steadily and
uninterruptedly during its entire
career, until it now has the largest
enrolment Of pupils Of any school
OF the same kind in the whole south
and boasts a national reputation
for the completeness of its scheme
Ofeducation, and for the variety, full
ness and eXcelIency Of its means
Of Instruction. 1t. has valuable
relations with the Vanderbilt Uni.
versity making it without rival in
the rcsorces Of education which it
offers to, the young women of our
land. Send to the President for a
catalogue.
Adtlres REV. GEO. w. Il. PRICE.
los VauXhall Place, Nashville,
Tenn.