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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
rur PROGRESS or ruE CENTURY

Leans array from superstition and blind
idolatry of ismS and les -allopathic in-
cludCd. II leans t0Wdfa universal, all.dctcr-
mining law; towards facts, not fnCies. II
leans toward immutable principles aud in
vulnerable truth, and away from superan-
nuated authority, organized ignorance and
dycd-in.thc-wool prejudice, Blind ompir-
icism in medicine has, with other tussilikcd
bivalves. had It's day. Yes, there are plenty
of debated crabs, hut being born of dark.
ness and tear-twiu sisters of intellectual
infancy they cannot much longer with.
stand The CiyliEing influence of advancing
science. They are slowly but surely dy.
ing Egypt dying before the search
light OF investigation. The advancing
thinker wonders how Il was possible for
that monstrosity the medical science p
extnnt now w-to have survived TO this late
dayi HUT where was the reform TO come
from9 II is not only passe TO attempt re.
form, il is outright dangerous, IL requires
a holdness akin To recklessneSs. Legion is
the name who have tried; they have left
their bleaching bones MS q warming. An at
tempt nj reforming theology brands you
"heretic;n In politics YOU are charged with
every inlamy under the sun, and ia medi-
cine every duck intellect "quacks at you
and YOU are accused ut having no diploma
when your diploma il on file In the court
house under the very eyes of the slander-
ers. All this is caused 10y b0sotted ignor-
ance, and since books are sent free of charge
to every applicant and we pay the postage,
there is no excuse for ignorance when It
costs nothing tn be informed, People who
berate the HiStogcnetlc system of modi-
cine are either intellectual pariahs incapa-
bic of counting tive in succession or under
standing any XXI problem, or they are
mental sluggards and cannot screw them
selves up to the point Of information by
reading up and forming conclusion. In
either case their opinions are as valuable
AS that of the Puget Sound oysters.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
The Art of Lithography.

That oil repelS water would not seem to he
q very promising fact for an inventor to be-
gin with. Yet it tenshled Senetelder to give
the world lithography. He found that
writing executed in oily ink could be trans
ferred to stone so that Ire could print from
the impression. When ink from roller was
applied to it the oily lines received the ink E;
as all the rest OF the stone was washed with
water, the ink lodged nowhere else. Several
beautiful printing processes based on photog-
raphy depend on a principle as simple as
nefelder's-namely that certain gelatine
are rendered iusoluble by the
action of light. A picture taken on COM
pound of this kind is carefully washed, leav-
ing in relief every line ON which light has
fallen; from this it Is easy TO take electro
types for use on an ordinary printing press.
New York Sun
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
,nMrrnlNa ron rnr Nnw wan,

The world dtennwuod success ui iiostcttor's
stomach bitlct aud their continued popularity
for over " third ot century m a stomhChic, Ia
scarcely mprV wonderful than the welcome that
Hrrcts the annual appearance OF ll0slcttcre Al
mauac This valuable medical treatise IN pub
lishod by The lloStcttct Company, rittshurg, Pa,
ing sixty hAuds IN that department They nfe
muning about eleven months IN the year on thiH
work, aud the issue OF same for isDl will be luorc
than lOON0tN, printed IN the English, German,
French, Welsh, Norwegian swedish, Holland,
bohemian and spanish languages Refer to 4
copy of it ior valuable aud Interesting reading
concerning health, and numerous testimonials
as to the efficacy OF llostctt6r's stomach nittcn,
amusement, varied information, astronomical
calculations and chronological Items, ctc, which
can be dcpondcd on for corrCotncsu The Alma
nae inr 1872 can br be obtained free oi cost from
druggists and general country dealers In all
parts of the country,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
His Conscience smote Him.

A sad eyed man walked into store in Be-
lott the other day aud, planking down $40
note. tearfuIly said; just four years ago to-
day stole "a pair of shoes from your store
The matter has been preying on my mind,
but my pride prevented me from confessing.
can stand it no longer Take your pay out
of this $40 bill" The merchant, of course,
was delighted to meet such penitent, con-
trite soul and gave the man S6, and he de-
parted with light heart The $40 bill was
a very finely executed counterfeit. The next
conscience stricken individual that presents
himself at that store will be thrown into the
river with neatness and dispatch,
Gazette.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

Everything relating to the Bonaparte
family" said Librarian Spofford, sis eager
ly sought after by our readers, and COM
paratively recent work by Abbotton Louis
Napoleon III is in great demand"
This is accounted for by the fact that for
many years descendants of the Bonapartes
have lived in this city and Baltimore, and
consequently people at the capital are more
interested in the family than if they were
foreigners in the true sense Of the word. 1t
is only about year ago that Col Jerome
Bonaparte disposed of his personal property
in this city and is now ON the continent with
his family. Washington Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
An Unexpected Trip.

A frigate returning to England from a
cruise early in this century came off Ply
mouth, and the captain invited few friends
to dine on board, promising them sail, as it
was a fine day. They went, and enjoyed it
much, but as they were lacking to return to
port cutter came up with an order from
government for the captain to sail instantly
to the West Indies, with some sealed packets
for the admiral on that station. There was
nothing to be done, therefore, but to take bis
company with him, and give them such a
view of the West Indies as they neither ex-
pected nor desired. Montreal Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

1t is not always judicious, says Scottish
paper, to use Scotch idioms. A Scottish gen
tleman was down in England visiting some
old friends, and while with them was invited
to dinner party, The worthy Scot made
himself as agreeable as be could, and after
dinner, over the wine and walnutS, grew
quite confidential with his uechbor. This
gentleman was suffering from a severe cold,
and Mr.. Mcintyre phe Scotchmanl, TO show
his sympathy, said: Man, it's an awfu' host
Cough you've got" The host overheard the
remark and naturally took it TO himself, and
there was decided coolness between the par
ties till the Scolchmans friend explained the
meaning of host--Chicago Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
Mar ARerlei.

''If you jab that umbrella IN my eye again,
as you have done twice already" said the
man in the brown overcoat fiercely, you'll
get a broken headr
SIT was as much your fault as mine, re-
torted the man in the gray ulster. "If you
want to kick up any fuss about it, just sail
inI I'm insured for 500 week in the Scrap
cars Self Protective Mutual association, and
I'm aching for broken head
The man in the brown Overcoat looked fix
edly at the other Evidences Of severe
mental conflict were visible in his face. At
last he spoke.
you're safe" lie said. I'm an agent for
tkat company. ."-ChicagO Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
Rreathlnc and the Teeth.

1t may become necessary to add breathe
through the nosen to the rules usually laid
down for the preservation of the teeth. A
British dentist, Dir. Scanes Spicer has been
struck with the frequency with which carious
teeth are associated with nasal obstruction,
and he believes that relation exists between
them. Mouth breathing, which in such cases
is enforced, may act as a predkposing cause
of carries Of the teeth in various ways. Ex-
posure to the cold air tends to cause in8am-
nation Of the tooth pulp, produces congestion
of the mucous membrane and secretion Of
stringy acid mucus, and dries the mucus so
that 1t forms a fertile soil for the disease
germs York Telegram.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
coNSTANcY.

X Age should sit his finger on her brow
And write November Sn her May day face;
Should rob her form OF all its lovely grace
And turn TO silver locks SO raven now;
Should dim her uStrouS eyes and disallow
Her ears all hearing; should destroy, efsce
All things that in her nIemory have place,
And 50 with life alone her frame endow,
still would love her. Stih her servant be,
And strive to merit by my conStancy
The place she gives me in her heart today;
To there abide in snch perfect way
A life Of changeleSS love would leave 10 me
debt to her which could never pay.
Chicago Tribune
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
A 1a-Year.old Father Of a PrIze Baby

Mr.. Patee is one of the best known men in
northwestern Missouri, where he has lived
for about fifty years. He is about 70 year
of age, but does not betray his years. He is
one of the strongest men in the state today,
and is vigorous and hale
About six years ago he married for the
third time and in less than year thereafter
was again a father. This blessing OF his
hearty and green old age took the first prize
at the Lewis county fair. Kansas City
Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
How's rms

We offer One Hundred Dollars kcwatd lot ghy
ease OF ChtNtth that cunnot be eurod hy mA'Uk
Halls CHtnrth tutv
M CHENEN NCOo Props Toledo, q,
We, the uudoreigned, have known W. thehey
iur the last fifteen ycart, nud believe nun por
aud financially able 10 carry out amy obligations
made by their Htm,
West 4 Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
waldhe, kinuRu Il Marvin wholesale Drug
giets, Toledo, a. -
Hails Catnrrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces 9l
the system Price, 'nc per bottle sold ny a'l
nrunuigtN
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
DYSPEPSIA AND CONSTIPATION.

Henry b. Archer, Receiver of Taxes of
the city of Yonkers, n Y, says of BRAN
DRETH's Puts:
Z" For the past ten years | have been using
BRANpRErH's PILLs for self and family. We
find them sovereign remedy for indiges-
ton and constipation, taking one or two
every night for ten days. They are also
admirable blood purifiers, perfectly harm
less but exceedingly effective as cathsrtlo
l first used them myself particularly for
biliousness and dyspepsia. They relieved
me in two weeks. cheerfully recommend
them"
Five things are essentisl 10 success in life.
One is good wife; the other four are money.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

In the Fifteenth century it was popularity
believed that cocks were intimately associ'
ated with witches, and they were sometimes
credited with the power Of laying accursed
eggs, from which sprang winged serpents.
In l474, at Bale, a cock was publicly accused
of having laid one of these dreadful eggs. He
was tried, sentenced to death, and together
with his egg, was burned by the executioner
In the market place amid great concourse
of people. All the Year Round.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

Dr. Jordans Office is at the residence Of
ex- Mayor Yesler. Third and James streets,
Seattle, Wash.
Consultations and prescriptions absolute
ly free.
Send for free book explaining the Histo-
genetic system,
CAUrIoN.-The HistOgenetic Medicines
are sold in but one agency in each town.
The label around the bottle bears the fol-
lowing inscription, "Dr. j. Eugene Jor-
dan, Histogenetic Medicine" Every other
device is q fraud.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
SeleniuEn.

Selenium is a comparatively rare mineral
with the exceedingly curious property that
the electric current which it conveys is most
sensitive to the play Of light on the mineral.
By employing selenium in his photophone
Professor Andrew Graham Bell achieved the
wonderful result of sending an audible mes
sage with no other messenger than the solar
beam.-New York Sun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
Delicious.
DUMPLlNGS.
POT PIES.
PUDDlNGS.
CAKES.
DOUGHNUTS.
BISCUIT.
MUFFINS.
WAFFLES.
CORN BREAD.
GRlDDLE CAKES.

Can always be made with DR.. Prices Cream Baking
Powder And while cakes and biscuit will retain their moist
ure thev will found aky and extremely light and hne
grained not coarse full of holes the biscuit MADE
from ammonia baking powder Prices Cream Baking row
der produces work that beyond comparison and yet costs
40 MORO than the adulterated ammonia or alum powders
D. price,s stands fnr nlre food and GOOD health
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
When Old Folk Went 10 Bed.

From thirty-five returns Of cases Of old
age, the average time of going to bed was 0
o'clock; but one retired at II, and one at II;
five at Z; seven are bedridden. The average
time of rising was about O'Clock, but six rose
at o'clock, one at 5, nine at 10, one at II,
and one at p. m.-Professor Humphrey S
Book
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

Mrs. Croly, the founder of the New York
Sorosis, has presented to each member pho
tograph of the members of the Sorosis club
Of Bombay, nearly all of which are native
Indian women, dressed in the costume of their
country.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
August
Flower

had been troubled FIVE months
with Dyspepsia. The doctors told
me it was chronic. I had fullness
after eating and a heavy load in the
pit of my stomach. l suffered fire.
Quently from Water Brash of clear
matter. Sometimes a deathly Sick
ness at the Stomach would overtake
me. Then again / would have the
terrible pains of Wind Colic. AT
such times would try to belch and
could not. Twas working then for
Thomas McHenry, Druggist, Cor.
Irwin and Western Ave, Allegheny
City, Pa, in whose employ | had
been for seven years. Finally l used
August Flower, and after using just
one b. tile for two weeks, was en-
tire1y relieved of all the trouble. I
can now eat things dared not touch
before. Iwould like to refer you to
Mr.. McHenry, for whom l worked,
who knows all about my condition,
and from whom / bought the medi-
cine. live with my wife and family
at 80 James ST., Allegheny City, Pa.
Signed, JOHN D. Cox. g
G. C. GREEN Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. $. A.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
A Rare Woman.

Chollie--I say, Fweddie, see by the pa
pahs that there is woman out west who can
not say anything except yes or no.
Fweddie-Thats nothing at all, Chollie,
old boy. met one lawst night who couldn't
say anything except nov Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

II manufacturers throughout the United
States would adopt the policy of the man
uiacturcrs of star Plug, who give the CON
sumcr not only the best tobacco that can
be made, but make full.woight plugs thcrc
would probably be no complaints from con.
Sumcrs about poor quality ana snort
weights. n4asap --.- ~u..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

TUE PORTLAND VOCAL FoLIo,
Containing all the popular songs, Com
rades, - " Lovers Quarrel aud numerous
other nice songs, sent 10y mail to any all
dress for 80 cents stamps taken, Address
WHY H. AligN's Music store, III FIRST
street, Portland, Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

For throat diseases and coughs use
"Brou1t's Bronchial 7roches." Price, %
cents. Sold only IN boTes.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
SHILOH'S
CONSU M PTION
CURE.

The success Of this Great Cough Cure is
without parallel in the history OF medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell II on pos
tive guarantee, test that no other cure can sue
cessiully stand. That ii may become known.
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every home
in the United States and Canada. llyou have
n Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for
II will cure you. II your child has the Group,
or Whoopng Cough, use it promptly, and relief
is sure. II you dread that insidous disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOHS CURE, Price 10 cts, 50 cts. and
$Ioo. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame.
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price IS cts.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12
Try GERMEA for breakfast.

They are telling some big snake stories about
the keeley treatment
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

ttiswastlns time to Try to teach politician
to be honest
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

1.-The coming man is the fellow who holds
ynnr note.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

She Did YOU cross the ocean last summer an
usual, Mr., Perkins, rcrkius Nass; twice, once
gniug and once wctufuiug
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-12-12

usc xnamolinO stovo Polish no dust no smell,
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

The clerk presented for further coneders-
tea and for TIRE purpose Of nearing farther
appeals. the assessment reil for the paving
with asphalt Csnal street. from Lyon street 10
East Bridge street. Ia the city OF trsad
Rapids
Therenpon Aid. 0DenaeII. chairman 81 the
special esmmifsee havsaE the vsfieas appeals
on the Above reli IA charge. maize the following
fsp8ft
To the Hoasvshse. the Ccnnon ceuncii o. The
6tfy 81 ersns Rapids
sarnti~nen Year special committee. -
whom ~ss referred the several appeals fef -
sss<m&nss en TIE Ssasi street fastax fosf.
fresn Iyan strsss 70 East Bridge street. r.
specifically repofs that fhey have esfefalis -
smlnea tne sanre. ana seremaead ths foils~
iaz chs1ses
"a psze Il. fesftb description. tefnsssA g.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20

cor tss purpose Of EeSras farther Appeals
czrris9r
Ysxs-Aia. Aaaerssa- Carpenter. conxer.
aexsr. pfsSss. Daatea Emmsf. Frost Hsassf.
kinses, Nshoaey. Mia o'penaell saaasess.
stein ssokes. sprocs. Turner. Hurxears-N
NSys-<ene-
.la. osDsanell mssed - s&ke from the tseis
the report Of The casy Afseraey rrssestsd. tAis
eveRins-
e1rssa.
TLsIsasea the following resolution wss Pic
SEATED.
Nv ala. c'poANEi.L:
Resolved, That tAs City Attorney bs ana 10
hereby insiruete6 10 take steps IN hss ladg-
meat necessary 10 forfeit the fraHehis<
granted u the Valley clty street and Cable
Railway Gem paay " reason OF the failure Of
said company at aay time 10 rna cars 90 It's
lines or any pertlsa thereof - required IN the
ordinance In that behalf
Carried.
Ysa,-Aid. Andersea. Carpenter. ceneer
Doris. Dresse. Daafen. knmer. frssf.
Hxassr. Eisney. Nsaoaey. Nils o'pennesi.
saunders ste.a. slokeA eproaL Turner.
wurxburx-ls
Nsys-Nene.
By Aid. TURNER:
Resolved. That the oity marshal be. and he
Is hereby Instructed 10 notify the Valley CITY
street and Cable Railway Co. 10 operate the
ears GA their several uaes IS provided ter ~
their ordinances.
Carried.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20

Yeas-AId. Anderson. Carpenter. Conger.
Doyle. Dr~xge Dunton. Emmer. Frost. Hansen.
Kinney. Mahoney. Mia o'Donneil. Sanders.
stein. stokes. Sproui. Turner. wsrzsurg-ls.
Nays-None.
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20

ress-Ald. Anderson. Carpenter, conrrr.
peyie. Dreegs. Dangou. Emroer. frest. Hsnser
klases, Mshsn~y. Mia o'psanssl s.nnaers
Stein. stokes ssroui. Turner. warzsarg
Nsys~ None.
II thsfsapoa appearing from the sAdavtt 81
~. A pess~. prsnefesi eierk N the asee 81
he srsaa ksptds Tsssse.s-Hss.Lss ansfs
ruhse newspaper. pFiatea. pabiishei sns esr
e,sstes m sssa rsfy Of 6rans kssfas that The
eIts ei<rs has ssv~ai Sue nesies Of TIE tiuae
aad place Of htssius appeals ffem the assess
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20

meats contained IL sasa Foli. and s. REQUIRED
~ law ana the resolution 81 the een MICA
cesneai Of Aprii e. ISL Aad thsFe ss.s< 40
further appeals on the above reis. ~ aotiee
OF Aid. Mus the rel Mas rAtifsa aud con
eraed BY tAs following vote.
less-Ala- Anderson. CaFpsster. coExer.
Doyle. Bregge. banioa. Emner. fresi
Hsases. kirasy. Mahenes. Nils. e'nonnea
saunders. stein, Stokes. spIoas. wafxogfg-is-
Nsss-Nene.
The clerk presented for further eoassdera
tien ara Ter the purpose Of hearing farttei
sppeSis. the assessment rel ior tee eonsisne'
tlon Of sewer In the alley ia Maggie sseead
sadition. Ia The eity Of Grxnd Rapids
apsetsi committee having the appeals Of Pat
rick McGurria ana J. W. Stephenson 10
charge. presented the following repart;
70 the Honorable. the csmmsn Council Of
the City OF 6rana Rapids:
Gentleaaea - Your special committee. "a
whom vas referred the various appeals from
assessments On roll for sewer In alley IA
Nsgeiss secord addition. respectfully reperi
thai they have carefully exAmined tbe same
and dnd ssl Assessments relatively equal. ae
cordlng 10 the benefits derived.
We therefore recommend thas there be nc
further changes ana that said appeals "
dsaiod.
3espeetfuiiy submitted.
Ed II. SrEiy.
FREp SAuSpEss.
Rosr. srsouL-
Committee
Telegram-herald., 1891-05-20

who In any manner whatsoever. wiifHily
, ohstrucss the tracks or track Of said co.a-
papy shaii be liable 20 . nne not exceed
ing ave dollars with costs of prosecution.
, on conviction before the police court Of
: the city OF Grand Rapids OF wifully re-
: fusing ~ 10 turn out OF on conviction OF
, obstructing the track or tracks of said
, company; aud in default OF the payment
d OF such hne. SHALL be imprisoned In the
Kent county Jail until such fine IL paid.
? not exceeding thirty days; provided that
J the cost of prosecution shall be st the Ell
|, pense Of the said grantee. its successors
S or assigns. snd not at the expense Of the
s city Of Grand Rapids
Sec. Il Conductors shsli Announce To
, passengers the names of the principal
3 squares snd streets az the cars reach
them.
, be provided with cole red signal lights in
: the front md IN the rear.
| see. Ia Wherever gas or water pipes or
? sewers are nov laid in the streets herein
; specified. and through which the railway
4. IL 70 pass. the sais railway shall ~ lad
5 aud maintained subject 20 the rights now
: In the ettv aud the gas company. 10 take
: no snd remove said pipes ar sewers In
sach manner ~ not necessarily 60 damage
. the said rsiiwas er tie use. without claim
. against the cfsy or ess company and the
I CsHssnsa Council expressly reserves 90 H.
2 seif the right - Tar er permit "a be laid
3 dawn and repaired in said streets. aas %
: water psre- ~ sewers. whenever the pab-
s tie o. private convenience nay require;
5 bas gas Or water comeanlss or private TN
: afv4ausls who shah take Nd the pavement.
2 dag ap sais streets sr In any wsy Interiors
= With he trsea 81 Sad railway. shaA al
. ~sss De required tsrestofs The pavement.
| street sni trsck Ia the street - their for
, ner eendttsen-
! see. h II - HEREBY reserved ~ me
. cemmon csanest ~ sa's city the right -
msss saeh further rnies. ORDERS 81 rrga-
I lstieas - nsT. from tire 20 tire be
\ de-wes ne~>s~Nrr - prpfeet fne insefest.
s SAFETY. welfare OF accommodation o. TIE