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waiting to Catch on.

Z WASHINGTON, Dec. 30.-There ig
dearth of war news at the department
today. Secretary Elkins arrived here
this morning but will not undertake the
discharge of his duties as secretary of
war just yet.
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nush Fires ln south WaIe..

SYDNEY, N. S. W., Dec. 29.-Exten
sive bush fires have swept over the dis
tricts of Albany, Wigga Wigga. Temora
and Mudgee, causing immense damage
to crops. A large number of Hvestocl
were burned to death.
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Chicago wheat Market.

CHICAGO, Dec. so.-Close, wheat
firm; cash, .903s; January, .9Ok@3s
May, .95zS@. .96.
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Weather Forecast.

: SAN FRANcIsco, Dec. 30.-Forecast for
Oregon and Washington: Fair in Wash
ington. scattering rains in Oregon and
southerly winds.
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in the mountains are reported as some
thing unheard of for several years and
stories of great suffering among towns
and in the mountains are in circulation.
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San Francisco wheat Market.

SAN Francisco. Dec. 3d. Wheat.
buyer, year, 1905; Season, 1.s71s.
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TELEGRAPH LINES BLOWN DOWN.
-Four Men Killed in Railroad Wreck
THE RAILROAD BLocEADED.
THE
KeeIy is in Luck---A New Political
Party---Miss Sherman is Mar
rfed.
Near La Grande-

San FRANcIsco, Dec. 30.-Y Yesterdays
storm was unouestionabIe the heaviest
of the season, nor was it in any sense
local. 1t spread with equal force over
nearly the entire Pacific coast, at least,
from the extreme north even including
Montana, to as far south as Tehachapi,
and to some extent in Southern Califor-
MIA.
The centre of the storm is located by
the weather bureau as being in Northern
Washington. In San Francisco the
velocity of the wind was but twenty-five
miles yesterday morning. What it was
at the Heads the bureau could not re-
port, because at that point the wires are
also down. At Sacramento the winds
velocity was 2S miles, at Red Bluff 40
miles, Carson go miles, at Winnemucca
and Walla Walla A miles, and at Helena,
Montana, "a miles an hour. Rain fell
in monotonous drizzle all day. For
the fourteen hours preceding O'Clock in
the morning, the local fall was LOG in
ches and for the II succeeding hours up
to O'Clock in the evening it was LOG,
making the storm total in this city 2.12
inches, a remarkably heavy fall.
Reports to the Southern Pacific head
| quarters, show that the storm has been
general in north California and Oregon,
and while the damage has been consid-
erable, no trains have been detained.
On the Shasta division the snow fall
was heavy, accompanied by high wind
in some localities. In the Siskiyou
mountains the snow is deeper than ever
before at this season of the year, reach
ing depth of Is and 20 feet in many OF
the cuts along the Shasta route, between
The snow plows are keeping the track
clear with considerably difficulty. For
u hours before O'Clock yesterday after
noon, the telegraph wires were down on
the other side of Red Bluff, but at that
hour communication was established
and the track north was reported as
clear At Gold river it showed furiously
for nine hours preceding a. M. Al
Blue canyon twelve inches of snow fel
during the night, and at z a. M, they
had two feet of snow on the ground
Emigrant gap had the same snow fal
and the same depth on the ground, anc
Cisco is reported with snow fall o
twelve inches, and four and a half feet o
snow on the ground outside of the rail
way station. Nine feet of snow covers
the ground at the Cascades. Four and {
half feet was on the ground at the sum.
mitt, with fall OF a foot more during
Monday night.
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TRUcKEE, Calf, Dec. s0.-Two feet
of fresh snow fell last night.
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Portland wheat Market.

PORTLAND, Dec. Wheat, Valley
/ .621a@1 60; Walla Walla. 1870 60.
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WIN UNDERS-ARcHITEcT. = Plans and
w specifications furnished for dwellings,
churches business blocks, schools and factories.
Charges moderate, satisfaction guaranteed. Of
fee over French's bank, The Dalles, Oregon.
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wv H. wILSoN-ArToRNEY-Ar-L Rooms
w So and So, New Vogt Block, Second Street,
The DalIes, Oregon.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

WIN. ]. ROBERTs-CIvIL ENGINEEE-Gen-
w eral engineering practice Surveying and
mapping; estimates ana plans for irrigation,
Address: P. o. BOX 107, The Dalles, Or.
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n SIDDALL- DENTIST. Gas given for the
liz painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
set ON flowed aluminium plate. Rooms: Sign of
The Golden Tooth, Second Street
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A r. THOAIPSON-ATToRNEY-
"A. in Opera House Block, Washington Street,
The Dalles Oregon
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F.P. MAYS. D. s. HUNTINGTON. a. S. WILSON.
MAYS, HUNTINGTON q WILSON-ArToR-
vi NEYs-AT-LAw.-Ofices,F Frenchs block over
First National Bank, The Dalles, Oregon.
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E.BDUFuR. GEO. ATKINS FRANK MENEFEE.
nUFUR, WATKINS & MENEFEE -ATToR-
II NEYs-AT-LAw-Room No. 43, Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The Dalles, Oregon.
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A s. BENNETT, ATToRNEY-AT-LAw. Of
S1s hce in Schanno's building, up stairs. The
Delles, Oregon.
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n r. o. D. DOANE-P PHYSICIAN AND SUR
y GEoN. ONCE; rooms and Chapman
Block. Residence No. 23 Fourth street,
block south of Conrt House Office hours 9 to II
A. NJ, to 5 and to p NJ
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gds,piaS5mat aebetlt.

g.asm alien slrste, Der bon Der @rariS au.
radstsosen Iebt, puroe Ourd einen Oftnbifdeu
MifIonar bic 8ef6reibung zines einfa@en
besetabiIif9 den SeiImittslS iar bic idneae nnS
honernbe Seilung bon Gunsenfdminbiu9t,
8ron6itiS, aatarrb aibma unb allen Gals.
uub aunsentranl beiten ausssbdnbist. aud
elm Mittsl fir pUfitibe, rurttale Seituns bon
NerbenI9p19e uno allen Observation-Disclosures
NadOem Der GpttOr bic punberbarsa Seiifrafts
in foufenb fdIen erbrobt hottie, erdhtete CT
es fur feine RFi9t, bas Mittel feinen leioenoeu
Mitmeniden beiannt gu MAIDEN. Bon Diefen
Motib unO Bunf6 setriebtn, taaSelte er. Sd
ieaSe bisies Heaept gan, ioiienfrei an aqe, Sic
es niniden, in beutfder, enolif9er un6 fran.
3Offder SSfa9s, nit boiler anpsiiuns Der Ser.
telluns unb bss Gebrauds. Senbe gbreHe
uuo Briefmarte, beaiebe Did auf biefe 3eituns
unb i'd ienbe 60 fofort. 80. ". sopes, 500
RODsrS 8Iod, 3odefer, y, D. 1884, 10. lsmiu
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gs Gift einiae gatcntmebicinsn, Sic

Gs gift sini9e 9atcntmebicinsn, Bic
wanberbarer wirfeu, ais ein gauges
9ussnb Der Don Ooetoren pcridriebenen
9ltsspte, obcs Oiec iiab nidt 6~ieieaigal,
bic Slss gu beilen pcrlprcd)en.
Gin SeOsrmaln fi1lt iid bin unb
wis0.r nni.Oersridfasen", uausseipielt4.
Git b.iie,a Ben saten @ilen, aber nibt
sic &rait, gcbeusiabi9feit gu erSen9eil.
Sic b%sfinotn iid nid)t frarf 9cnag, I'm
.iasn slr5t 81 Oniultircn, obcr seraoe
tranf ssnu9, IN nldt poifOmnlen Gee
iunb 5u ieut. Das 1T scr s3eitpnaft,
cine Satentmcoiciu 5t sebrou@en, n1b
bier eslist elm Dollar oenielbeu 3wed,
farssen ein atr5t flint oOsr Sebn Dollars
biz fOitsn wiirOe.
@ir pIoiOircu iest fit Or. Bierce's
@otSea Mebicol Discovery.
Wir ~bebaupteii, OaB 0aiiel6e ell ms
perstsi9bareS Scilmlittel 5um 8lutreinie
sen uno sur &rdftigung Der 9ebcr 1T.
Gir be6oupten, oaB IS BON baucrilOer
DirhruS ii, baB es Gppetit ueruriadt,
Doe 0lnt reinist, unb 5ur redten
3tit genommen, biliOit, tDp1Ois
anb Mataria-6ieber uerbinoert. Der
ridtist 3sitpunft, wanM es stuouunlsll
wsroen ioa, 1T oer, penn on bic eritea
Austidrn bon uebsrbruB unO Msati9e
felt ueripirit. Der ridltige 3citpunft,
81 6olss osa alscmeiaeu Bsincips, ss
90 asbaleu. 1T abcr iest.
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u. s. Baris. s. q. &ot5peu
PARIS & ROCKWELL.

pbotograpbif@es QteIier,
$50. IL uuo 13 WeIfs@ Commenced trabe,
San Nntonio. Die a~qerneuefen Sen.
res in photographer fein ausgefibrt,
ebenfo elegant nenn ai@t better, pit
irgenb pel1e i'm State. 2ebensgrDBe
GraDon portraits unb ale Nrtsn bon
8ergr6Berungen. @ebt Cure Bilbel
ni6t Gremben, UNI fie bergr6Bern 3u
laRea, nenu bic Mrbeit bier bon Der.
antwostli6en Riuitlern aur bolen gu
friecenbeit ausaefibrt nerben fam.
Wir liefern nur Nrbeit er}ter Glaife ab.
Nnfi4ten bon @abduoen tperben aufs
genommen unb ale NuFtrdse auberbolb
benz Ntslier prompt heforgi.
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0as fhnfaiaidbria

Sas hnsisidbriee
Sienf ubildum tuerben In bic.
fem Sabre 2 Off3iere Der preuBii9er
armee begebeu, ndmli6 ON 10. Npril
Der General Der @abalerie unb @enes
roIabiutant b. Nlbeopq, commanbiren,
Der General bes Z. Nrmeecorps, unb
am IL. Musut Der @eneraaieutenant b.
Grote, @ommanbant bon 8reslau. Su
Der bairiIden Nrmee feieru ibr Dienh,
iubildum ber General Der Snfanterie b.
6ries, gbef bes Sngenieureorps uno
Snfpeeteur Der Gelungea, ON II.
NusuR, uub Der @eneral Der Snfan.
terie, 8eneraIabiutant unb 9riegsuli.
nifter Sitter b. SaferIins am 26. &c.
iober.
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9as ct. 2epmaro 6ptel

1T INNER mod am alien 6rte, am
Wain gla5a, San Nntnnio, often. Sns
nerbalb Der lebten feben Sabre baben
feline gigentbimers ober 8erpaltunss,
We6iel f!attgefunben.
Die Staten bes 9Dtels finb b~ieielben
ME frtber; $3.50 fir Soppels unb 81
fir einaelne 3immer, mil Rebuftion
bel Der Wo@e. 9ie Oeuti9en nit If.
rem GamilieH msrben inn st. 2eonarD"
Elm reinli@es, biibides 9Otel fin5en mil
uniibertrefFi6em Sid.
Pb. g.. 2ounbsberp
13,11,1iD @i9entbtmer
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Hulleus MruteaaSaIbe.

Die bette Salbe Der B.lt fit e&nitte,
nuetiduueeu, @ef5wirs, Gieber. uuO Saut.
Ausl4Iae, GIe9te, %eeipruneene ednbs, Grsf'
6saIen unb ale Sauttranfbetten furirt 3D.
morrtoibsn ODER feline Ss3abluns. ghuiss
Satisfaction sarantirt obeg bns @elb ptrt
suriiderRattet. 20 Gents bie SHa4teI. Bum
Bertauf in allen HpOtbsfen. Dreib, 9bomp'
fon & Co., @boliaIe.
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@ut. Meutb's

Garten' urb 3on3erts2otal
auf BEN @oubernments SiigeI, seeens
iber bonn @ingang gum ParabepIaB.
Sie SnfaRen bon 9utF@eu mer6en bonn
8arroom aus bebient. Mngenebmer
Mufentbalt i'm @arten. GroBer pors
aligli1 bentiIirter Gaal. Smportirte
Meine, feline Wbisties, 2iqu6re, TETS
boraRsli9es Bier; feline @isarren. 3 e.
Gonntag Ne9mittag Dott
a rbr ab groBes GreisRon3ert.
Ball. Sas 2otal itebt
pribatseieli6aften our 8erfasuue.
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9eutld,e. Sob office.

Deutids, iopie engIiE9e Druid ars
beiten merben prompt uub bi0ig pers
fertiet bon Sobn Sdott, So. Z
Norb prea. 5traBe. Nuftrdse
BON auSerbQlb erbeten.
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9ie bette 8ele8enbeit, gum 0eid1ftss
maui naa9ebtlNet A.: stc.,1e.r.

Die ein3ige 0anDels $ Ntabemie i'm
Gtaate Seras. mel9e man als eine
Nnffalt erfer Rlnhe beaeiGaen fam lit
Obne Grage bas hieige "Alamo City
Business College. Sbren Inipru6 auf
cine ibid bobe uno beionbere 5telung
fdnr bieie Nutalt auf ibre ipltematifde
gintbeiluns Der beri6ieoenen 9epartes
rtents, bic ale unter Der 2eituug erfab.
rener unb tiiGtiger 2ebrer Iieger, ba.
iren. &eid i0uirirte 4ataloge tpers
ben auf Muni6 iberaa bin fret bers
ianbt. %. s. 3 int n, Director.
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sreb &nmge's GrGeftra far Bale,
Ron3erie, parties &c. grffer 3laFe
WnHt garantirt. Office: 80 South
MlamotS traBe, San NntOaio.
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galIaiuaos pbotoQrapbiide.

gallalUa95 pbOtOgtabbi16 3
NteIier, No. Alb Dts ouitonftroBe
Iiefert enti9ieben bic feinfte Nrbeit In
Der Stabt. Der erfe &etou9eur bar
NnitaIt lit ber boraasli6he 2anFs
ler, Der ie In San Mntonio mar. Ct
mar eine LANCE &eibe BON Sabren
in ben beFen Nteliers beg Noroens unD
Ofens bei6dftiet. Wolt Sbr tnirtli9
CUTE Bilber baben, 10 tpenoet gu@ on
@aIamap. Gin 8eriu9 wirb gu9
belebren.
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% g. 5. 0ofbetns ON Mili.
tdr : pla5a pettauft bic beriibmten Mit,
deli unb Sifb Bros. Magen. st bat
ferner cen gan5en 8rrrotb bon South
Venb unh Wilburn Waeen pon Mr.
Stratton gefauft unb bringt btefelben
biQi9 in ben Marst.
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gi1te 7e::3;; as!!;Ga 0eleserbett

gite Sc o:sS;:s!!i;99s 0eleserbeit
snr neberfabrt owifden Oentf&lanb uub Mraes
rita bietet bic aabeliebte 8aItimore>2in re
NorOoemtf6en cSlopo.
Ste rabmli6f betannten, fOuie bic neusu
aab erprobten, 5000 Scns sroben psfbampfer
hifisr 2snie fabren reselmdBis pS@sntli@
ainv1ea
Baltimore nmO 8remets
-btreet,-
nao nsbmep RaIasiere 3u febr biaiaeu Hreilen.
Suite IerpEsJan9l @robtm5gIiAfe Cider
5eit! Oolmetf9er b~egleiten bic @~inuanberer
aae Ger Geiie nod Dem Mefen. 8is Gube 1888
mnrSen nit 0Iobb . Dnmpfern
L365,513 9aKasiere
sIaiii6 iiber ben Ocean bef6rbert, qeipis Elm
sutes 8eusnib fur bic BeEiebtbeit 6iefer 3inie
@eitere Ausfuaft ertbeiIen +:
M, gdbnmadber g &c., General asnteu
no. 5 SdS-@ab> Strabe, Baltimore, Mb.
oOer beren Wertreter i'm Sulambe.
Sin San Antouio: 6. 0rielembe&.
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profit.

@s lit elm aItes tpeiies Mort:
Dos Wafsr III Der bette 0ort.
Wir fimmen beut' nod fr6bli@ elm,
9bua aber MaI3 unb SOpfen brein.
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SSNUESEtsW VE9WV V1UEEs
Ode DIT 9oufioufrabe unb Npenue c
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-17
BRIGHT Bits.
"WEE LUNG" is going to try DR.. Koch's lymph
on his name.-Net0 York EUentnQ World.
-. n..A nInn Ga. my h,rn hnr, x,,iroal

''wEE LUNG" is going to try DR.. Kochs lymph
on his ame.--Ne0 York Eveninq World
ALAcK and alas for my broken pursel
She'll go to the play, or to grassl
The combination couldn't be WORSE
A lack and a lass! Puck.
"rpHAvE you know was we'll brought upl"
exclaimed the small man TO the large disputant.
THAT may be, ~ replied the latter, "but you
were not brought up far."-HGrper's BGzGr.
81 SHALL certainly call and see the old year
out with you." said the young man.
''Well." She said, resignedly, even the calen-
dar makes 1890 end with cypher. y Washing
ton Post. rrrrv
A MAN at Burlington, Ia, has sued railroad
company for $50 900 for the loss Of two fingers.
It would be interesting to know the value
which that man places upon fun hand. Chi
cGdo Mail.
DAsHAwAY-I understand that you were
around TO Miss Palisades last night. Did you
| see the old year out together?
mo; / wanted to, but Miss Palsade saw me
out first. Sparks
w1FE-O, Jack, do you hear that noise'
There are burglars in the house! Get up and go
| down stairs this minute
Husoand-What, and leave you here alone
and unprotected? No, my only treasurer will
stay right here and defend you wi tn the last
drop of my blood-Brookiyn Life,
81 HEAR the plumber is engaged TO your
| housemaid."
|
"Why don't they get married?'
| HE is not rich enough yet. She hash t been
| In nv employ long enough to stuff the water
| pipes more than once. The Epoch.
| ACTUALLY occurred in Boston-'Suppose yon
| didn't want to speak a word to any one after
| that beautiful sermon this morning saw you
| hurrying out of church"
| 'Oh, no, that wasn't the reason wanted to
see whether Ray Somers' gown was plain or
draped in front. SHE'S just returned from Eu
| rome VOu know. ~ 9StOn Traveller.
81 STAND upon the threshold of a glad New
She said unto her lover, with rosy, winsome
blush;
| better far, my dear, 500
Than staading on q measly, little bob tai
fush.'~ st. Paul Globe.
PRoPRrEroR-James. it is about midnight
| isn't it?
Clerk-The clock has inst struck IL, sir.
Proprietor-Ihen it is 1891. You may nov
sandpaper those maple sugar bricks, put the
sign over them: Positively the first lot fol
| the season" and then you may go. A happy
New Year TO you, James -Cgatcd0o tribune
HmREss-And you ara sure you are marrying
me for myself alone?
| Binks-Can you ask?
Heirsss-Ay wealth counts nothing to you?
| Biaks-Nothing.
Heiress-Then we can be all in all to eacl
other. l have just given the whole or my
million TO the Home for Pauper Lunatics
tWhither Bnks was taken shortly afterward.
The BoStoRiGn.
DocroR-Dd you get that mixture of win
and iron that orderedY
Deacon WATERSHEDS; it was first-rate. Never
enjoyed bottle of medicine better in my life
Drank It up without takin' breath. But, doc
tor, there was too much iron 1t.
| Doctor-Humphi So should tmagin.
Deacon Waters-Yes, tn iron all went to m.
feet and made 'em so heavy l could hardl,
walk.-NeIU York Weekly.
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SGT Under a Bad Sign.

He was real pretty young man and he was
gotten UP in the highest style of the art. He
sat liz the cable car, next to the stove, and re-
garded with evident admiration pair of very
positive, very large checked and very new
trousers. which he pulled up carefully at the
knees to prevent any tendency to bagging, says
the Kansas City Globe:
The car ratified and clattered along, and sll
the passengers gazed into upward vacancy, like
all cable car passengers do. Finally a far
maiden who sat opposite the young man saw
something and giggled, after the fashion of her
kind. Then she looked at the nice young man
and giggled again, then she nudged her fair
companion, and the fair companion gazed
across the car. looked at the young man, and
giggled. small boy followed their looks
stared at something over the young mans head
and then snorted.
All this annoyed the nice young man, who
had been looking very wise, and when two OF
three other passengers joined In the chorus he
began TO wiggle and quit looking wise. The
Laughing increased, and grew and spread, anC
the nice young man grew desperate He got W
to see what it was over his head that caused the
unseemy exclamation. He found it, 1t wa.
one OF those big cardboard signs that adorI
cable cars. 1t was printed In big black letters
and it read
The young man sitting beneath this card il
one of our customers. He is very fussy anC
hard to please, but ny, isn't he an elegantly
dressed mani He has on q pair of our 3pants
The nice young man left the car-left it il
haste, in anger-leaving behind him some very
naughty words that smelt of sulphur.
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Bound to Aveage His Honor.

About noon one August day. in company with a
native. says the Philadelphia Press, l started on
horseback from Manchester, KY, for ride up
the country About six miles out of town we
struck the cabin Of q back-woodsman, situated
on the outskirts of a dense forest. The owner
was seated on a small barrel, just outside the
door. handling an old army musket, which hs
rested on bis knee as we drove up.
''Howdy Dave, queried my guide.
''Tolable, thankee, replied Dave.
"Shinin' up? again asked my guide.
Yep. Coin to use 1t fore long"
Hui Won't say. WHAT'S up?"
''Haint seed John Cracker round eny whar
hay ye," asked Dave, ignoring the question.
Mop Lookin' fer 'imY'
'Sorter. That's what fur I'm shinin' up
Cleaning his gum
"9oin ter shootg"
Reckon. Eff e don't fust."
WHATS the trubble?"
Muffin much. john he sed wusn't with
gill o. whisky, and tibet e wuddent vote fer me
to let me live" Il afterWard found out that
Dave had been defeated for the Office of sheriff.
Coin to kills"
"Haint decided yet; mebbe. John. he's a
gentrman; but consarn me eff I'll let eny man
slander my character"
Course not. " echoed my guide.
Not es long es | kin pull this trigger"
We'll, Dave, reckon weuns II be goin," re-
sumed the guide. BE you goin' to hunt for
Johnr
Reckon III wait fer i'm 10 pass hyar"
Shell Tell 'iml"
"Reckon you mought es we'll eff you see I'm.
Don't matter much howsumever. l kin wait -
III see i'm I'll tell i'm you're watchin' fer
i'm"
"All right"
'Good-by. Hope you come out safe"
Hope So" answered Dave. "Wil eff this
burned weepon don't kick"
"Good.byn
by"
And we rode off,
That was two months ago and John and Dave
are both IN the land of the living yet. But Dave
is still watching.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-17
Had His Eead Examined.

Jerome Drumheller went to Prot English
yesterday to have his head examined, says the
Spokane Falls Spokesman. IL was not that
Jerome doubted his own ability or sanity or
that he feared he was not in the business for
which he was best adapted.
AS his business includes nearly everything in
the gamut of human enterprise he knows that
if he is not in the proper vocation there is moth
ing for him to do.
But Jerome is young Napoleon of enter
prise and knows that thorough knowledge of
human nature Is indispensable to success, and
so he went to get some pointers.
The phrenologist at once saw in the young
man the unmistakable marks of genius, but
was puzzled about one thing.
You have" said the phrenologist, "a
peculiar organ cation, and there is one thing
about you that battles science to explain. 1t is
q we'll established law that when tine noStrils
are small and compressed the lungs are not
strong bnt your power of respiration is
phenomenal. and yet the shape and size of your
nostrils would indicate otherwise"
''Oh, well, can explain that" interposed
Jerome.
How" said the head-feeler.
simply that do my breathing largely with
the aid of my mouth" replied Jerome, and the
way those in the room laughed shook porce-
laine bust of Q. S. Fowler off the bureau and it
fell TO the floor and was shattered.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-17
Indians to Have Attention.

Senator Dawes thinks that congress ought
to know something about the affairs OF the
Indians. 1t is evident that it doesn't know
great deal II it had given more
time to the Indians and less to partisan
legislation, such as the force bill, there
would have been no Indian outbreak.
The Indian war is practically over.
There wasn't great deal of it, but there
was more of it than there ought to have
been. There never would be an Indian war
If the government would put thoroughly
honest and competent men in charge OF
them instead Of lot of broken down poll
ticiaDs, many of whom seem to think, IL
reports are true, that it is their privilege &c
I'LL their poke while they have chance
Senator Dawes resolution provides for an
inquiry into all matters connected with the
recent outbreak, and also whether il
wouldn't be advisable to transfer the Indian
bureau from the interior department TO the
war department. AS rule congressional
Investigations don't amount to great deal
but in view of the fact that the Indiar
trouble has attracted the attention of tn,
whole country, perhaps facts may be brought
out that will lead to reforms in the man.
agement of the Indians that will prevent
Indian wars.