New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-01-23
HE TALK or THE DAP.


si,Ic Colonel Pat DOnan-by the way he isn't Pat
at all but Peter-will be interested to know that he
i ont I'm Fargo, " d. editing 1.-The Argus OF that
lively town. Nobody who knows the Coloners style
of using Ango-saxOn English will need to be told that
he is making a live paper Of The Argus When wo
say that 1t fairly slzzc, and bos over with his per-
fcrvid dcnuncations OF rasca, shams. hypocres and
humbugs we only state the truth soberly and
moderately. Much power to the Colonops long and
slim right arm. We shall doubtless miss him here,
but our Isj i, North Dakota's gain
He'll he Lonely-Thc French troops in Africa ltely
took 100 phroners ~ Pte, ana aUns msm were
him do up the Johnnies: The old man got away with
seventeen other wives but hen be IN, 2nih;st man
in Africa until the prisoners are paroled.-(Deirot
Free Press.
A new Alliance paper issued in New York Is called
The wall street Farmer About the only farming
done in Wall street t. watering stock.-(Norristown
Herald You forget, old man. that other a2rculuMl
pursuit is followed in Wall street. known as shearng
fine lambs which, like death, has all seasons for It's
own
rato rl.d saws that the actual murderer Of Casey.
Of Wallace Of tire soldier. OF the Indian warriors and
s,WS i,, u The gou.o wa, 30 often without a quorum
The absent members were oHt numbering United states
'olders and indians. II i, rather strange that Kate
o ai"o djscoycrqd tha Congress i guilty OF the
seycral mysterious assassination recently raported in
various parts Of the country.-(NorrStown Herald.
, lady Of MarhIehead, Mass. thus demolshB the
Floyd Ircson tradition An old lady Of Lynn tea me-
one day that there are some facts that very few people
know concerning that episode. she said that her
mother knew Floyd and from him had the truth. There
had bcou Storm and Floyd had had trouble with some
drunken sailors: and they. Fastening into the town
I Of revenge heard OF the wreck Of the rival fishing
boat and seeing their opportunity, Immediately spread
the rcport of IreOn's seeing sc0ing AZ and leaving
the sinking wrcc. The bad tale spread rapidly, and
thc swccthcarts and wives OF the drowned sailors were
ready for Irc,on when he came into town, and mad
with grief they tarrcd and feathcred and rode him 10
a cart lie could never clear his name of the lie and
never looked man In the face again until his DEATH
which soon followed, for the innocent man couh not
bear the scorn OF hi, townspcoplc. That takes the
romance from the fine poem. but there really seems
finer pathos in the TRUTH doesn't there"
4 Fellow Fceling-It was Yesterday afternoon
ungcn.lemany English and unparllamentary mannen
holding high carnival \ man S,it IA tiie gse eT
neighbor touched him the shoulder lie looked up.
rs nothing much he said. brushing the tears away
makes me so durn hOmcsick can't help H. ANA as
fresh roar rose from below lie dropped LIS lace In
his hands and sobbed MISREPRESENTATION o'ar'
saws Mlddletown, Conn., correspondents In these
latter days Of claims OF heirs on rich estates and OF
widows and orphans for pensions, marriage records
,r, f., unusuol demand The Rev. Henry Chase. for
thirty wears pastor of the Mariners Church in Roose-
velt-,t New-York married thousands OF people lie
was stricken by paralysis on July :, l7j3 ana ded inc
next day. While thus passing away several carriages
filled with wedding parties seeking his ohclal services
drove TO his door. lie often married several eoGp!e'
in one day The largest number Of applicants Tor ohs
day was thirteen. The question was how 70 so ar
range and space the day as TO accommodate all After
doing the best possible TO this end, he hired haca
and drove rs rapidly might be from place 10 place
and thus succeeded in marrying eleven couples fIhu'
Ing it impossible reach the remaining two in time he
had 10 send another clergyman to do the work ana
offer the excuse The voumnOus records OF these
marriages are in the custody OF his Oldest son and
executor ID. II. Chase, OF Middletown, Conn.,"
Instead OF having our legislature our literature.
our rec zion and becfSeahs made TO suit the average
man. they ought To be adapted to some sooa man W.,
doesn't strike anywhere the average, because no
is above it, BY dnt Of continual strife TO get down
TO the level Of the average man. we are bound TO ges
we shall be in Let us all try to hit above the average
man for few years decades and then see now m9ei
trouble is that in making up our average man we az
low too many people 10 count one wherg teS s o
be counted for only onehlhth OF ohceiehVcc"'" VA
man.-lBoston Transcript.
A London paper relates queer incident that hap
pened in Welsh church the other sunday The
rector began to rcbukc his people in severe terms ior
not attending sunday morning service, and mpartiay
included his own daughters in the rebuke Where
upon TO his astOnshment,' says the story, up lupd
one Of his daughters and told the people that her
NOT rise unless his hot water was brought and tho
towel was placed under his nose. She related how
boots had 10 be cleaned fires lighted and the breaa1
prepared and then describe how the worthy
clergyman required his book and his coat ana hs
cloves and his hat and his stick and-hls cake ara
his vine before he ready TO start 10 his wolh'
This was all detailed with minutencss and Volubity'
The reverend father kept no servant, and there was
the household work To be DONE and besides, he IN
sisted upon hot dinner served with puncthaliN'
Under these circumstances, the lady pleaded, was II
possible for her 10 get 10 worship on sunday morl-
ingl The sympathes of the audience were with the
daughter We should think they would be- IL Is ID
be hoped that the old martinez learned lesson
Doesn't this company advertise that II Is running
trains to BigvielH asked depressed looking man. As
he entered the railway Office
YES sir. Have You complaint to make IN
A" | have | object to the misuse OF language. 'si
II crawl or creep or 'wrgce.' but don't. beg o.,
you contnue 70 dazzle the public mind by employing
the word rum r(Washin gton Post.