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under control an occasional dose prevents return.
We refer by permission to W. H. Marshall, Bruins.
wick House, s. f.. Geo. AWerner, 531 California
St., s. F.; Mrs c. Melvin, 1856 Kearny St., S. F.,
and many others who have found relief from
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of 6 Terrence Court, S. F. writes: 81 am 60 years
of age and have been troubled with constipation
for Is years was recently induced to try Joys
Vegetable sarsaparila. l recognized in it at
once an herb that the Mexicans used to give Us
In the early sos for bowel troubles. Il came to
California in 1897 and knew it would help me
and it has For the first time in years can sleep
well and my system is regular and in splendid
condition. The old Mexican herbs in this remedy
are certain cure in constipation and bowel
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For sale hy G. Ireland II

Notice of Special Meeting of Stockholders
OfThe New Mexico Central
Railroad Company.
We the undersigned persons represent
ing majority of the stock OF The New
Mexico Central Railroad Company, here
by call special meeting of the stockhold-
ers of said company, to be held at the Of
fee Of Henry L. Waldo, being the office
of the president of the company, in the
city OF Santa Fe, New Mexico, at o'clock
a. M, on the 2Sth. day of April A. D.
1891, then and there to consider and de-
eide upon the dissolution of said company
and to authorize proceedings to be had for
that purpose.
JNo. P. WHITEHEAD.
Trustee.
G. G. GAGE.
HENRY L. WALDO.
Santa Fe. N, M, March 26, 1891.
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REWARDS OF IS 900 EACH
BY the Governor of New Mexico.

EXECUTIVE OFFICE,
Santa Fe, February E, 1915
Whereas, On the evening of February
5, 1891, certain persons unknown fred
shots into a window in room in the
city of Santa Fe then occupied by the
judiciary committee of the council, one of
which shots wounded Hon. j. A. Anche-
tn, a member of said committee; now,
Therefore, In pursuance of an act of
the legislative assembly passed and ap-
proved this day, l, l.. Bradford Prince, as
governor of New Mexico, hereby
offer a reward of S. 900 for information
leading to the conviction of each and
every person engaged in the said shoot
ing, including any person implicated in
the same or who instigated the said crime
l.. BRADFORD PRINCE,
Governor of New Mexico.
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IdiOtiC Gabble.

The New MEXICAN mournfully suggests
that Arizona adopt the statehood consti-
tuition which was framed to catch New
Mexico suckers, but which ended in a
complete failure and was defeated by
10000. If there is anything in this
world that can draw tears from the optics
of the editor Of the NEW MEXICAN it is
his sad recollection Of the late pet state
hood constitution scheme which was 80
hopelessly showed under last fall
Chloride Black Range.
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A VERY ROTTEN TRANSACTION.

The little farce gone through with on
Tuesday last by G. NJ. Dreamer and
Higinio Martinez, claiming to be county
commissioners of Santa Fe, simply shows
which way the wind blows, and what is
to be expected should by any miscarriage
Of justice and law these two men become
legal officials OF this county. The new
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ADVERTISING RATES.

Insertions IN Ground About Town" column 70
cents a line, each insertion,
Preferred locals 10 cents per line first insertion
and cents per line each subsequent insertion
Legal advertising 81 per inch per day for first
six Insertions rs cents per inch per day Tor next
six insertions, so cents per day for subsequent
insertions.
All contracts and bills for advertising payable
monthly.
All communications intended for publication
must be accompanied by the writer's name anu
sddress-not for publication-but as an evidence
of good faith, and should be addressed to the
editor. Letters pertaining to business should
be addressed to NEW MEXICAN Printing 20.
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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SINCE the recent Italian furry the gov
eminent is very promptly taking steps to
secure lands for sea coast defenses both
at New York and San Francisco. "We
want Plumb island and more land at
Forts Hamilton and Wadsworth for ad-
ditional protection of the New York har-
bor," says Secretary Proctor, which sig
mites that Uncle Sam, like the pretty
little Yum. Yum, is Every wide awake"
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An Honest Confession,

After all it's frantic efforts to elect Mr..
Cregier, the Chicago Herald calmly re.
marks that Mr.. Washburn, the Republi.
can candidate for mayor, is better man
for the place than either of his Demo.
cratic contemporaries" This is an ad.
mission that can only be accounted fol
on the ground that confession is good
for the soul. indianapolis Journal.
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EDITORIAL COMMENTS.
Just About So.

Bourbon organs that have had so much
to say about "Grandfather's hat" should
V..Ae .-oVV ~ t. ~~;i-t H--;-.-'~ ~reeeh
es, and they will learn that there is a
head inside of the hat that requires no
encyclopedias. The sound sense, excel
lent judgment, eloquent periods, and pa
triotic sentiments of the presidents
speeches have been excelled by none OF
his predecessors. Chicago Inter Ocean.
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THIS climate is all right, and is the best
climate in the southwest, but that does
not do away with the fact that the gov
eminent Of this county for the past few
years has cen a remarkably corrupt and
dishonest one.
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make money

THE New Mexico Bureau of Immigra-
ton is receiving a very large number of
inquiries for literature pertaining to the
natural resources and business advantages
OF this territory.
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OUTSIDE of Denver and Pueblo and
few other towns they don't cast near as
heavy city vote up in Colorado as most
people imagine. AT the recent election
Durango cast no votes, Ouray 773, Del
Norte SO, Telluride $50, Alamosa about
200 and Silverton about $50.
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The Talk of Fool and Knave.

The New MEXICAN and it's hackers have
fallen out with the Enterprise, the Rio
Grande Republican and its hackers.
"When thieves fall out, honest men come
by their own" and it seems highly proba-
BILE that the New MEXICAN and its Santa
Fe ring hackers will have to knuckle
down and eat humble pie or else be rele-
gated to back seat, and if 30, southern
New Mexico will begin to receive fair
treatment. -sllver City Sentinel.
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The Republican Hits From the Shoulder.

The Republican Hits From the Shoulder.
The Sentinel will do we'll to remember
that while the Republican and the Enter
prise may see fit to not always agree with
the New MEXICAN in certain matters we
are still all of the same political persua-
slon-brothers in arms 80 to speak-and
such articles as appeared in it's last issue
will increase it's own popularity none
whatever. When honest men disagree,
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THERE may have been Doodle used an d
they may not have been. No one knows
excepting those interested, and they will
not tell.
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WHAT'S the odds? A hundred thousand
dollars more or less Of fraudulent debt
on this county matters not The boodler
10 cuII auIUau s.uu
make money,
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Cortez in Mexico, 1919.
Panic in England, 1925.
Oklahoma Lands opened, 1889.
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For superior work in tho liac Of book
binding call at tho .ILw MExlcAm OF.
6ce. Orcoro by mail given prompt ctton,
ton.
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MORE school houses are wanted in New
Mexico and more honest county officials
in Santa Fe county.
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ER-The NEW MEXICAN is the Oldest news
paper in New Mexico. 1t Is sent to every Post
Offce in the Territory and has large and grow
ng circulation emong the intelligent and pro-
gressive people of the southwest
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All kinds of justice Of the peace blanks
for sale at the New MEXICAN printing Of
fee.
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Typewriter paper in all sizes and quail
ties for sale at the New MEXICAN office.
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL %.
ANNIVERSARIES.
April ED.

April 22d.
BORN: Henry Fielding, 1907.
Nine. de Stael, 1866.
Ada Rehan, 1859.
DIED: Thomas Haynes Bayly, 1899. :
Henry VII. of England, 1909.
Rear-Admifal Charles Stewart
Boggs, 1888.
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TT. CONWAY. g. g. PosEY. W. A. HAWKINS.
CONWAY, POsEY y HAWKINS,
Attorneys and Counselors at Law, Silver City
New Mexico. Prompt attention given to ali
business intrusted to cur care. Practice In all
the courts of the territory.
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Options, lease of real estate and per-
sonal property blanks for sale at the New
MEXICAN printing Office.
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Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes.
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head. Ole
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema.
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed
1t is put up in IS and so cent boxes.
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Il. A. FISKE,

Attorney and Counselor at Law, P. o. Box
ST." Santa Fe, N. M, practices in supreme and
all district courts of New Mexico. Special at.
tention given to mining and Spanish and Mex
lean land grant litigation.
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THOS, b. OATRON,
Attorneys at Law and Solicitors In Chancery,
Santa Fe, New Mexico. Practice in all the
Courts in the Territory.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

RALPH k. TWITCHELL,
Attorney at Law Spiegelberg block, Santa Fe
New Mexico.
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GEO. w. KNAEBEL,
Office in the sena Building, Palace Avenue
Collections and Searching Titles a specially.
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thieves will find they have only the offal
left them. -Sabe ?-Rio Grande Republi-
can.
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EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. Office over
Second National Bank.
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MAX FROST,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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U. U. OAGE.
HENRY L. WALDO.
Santa Fe. N. M, March 26, 1891.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-29
BRIGHT BITS.

WELL" says Wooden, 81 don't see why they
keep discussing the question OF marriage; it's
simple Simple enough. If fellow is poor he can't
doesn't need to"-BOSton Courier.
GENTLEMAN Visitor Ito best girls little sister,
Your sister lets me kiss her. Now, won't you
let me kiss youg
Little Sister loftily)-No, l don't allow all the
gentlemen to kiss me, as sister does. There's
great difference in people, you know.-W Vest
Shore.
RICH OLD PARTY-What do you want a wife
for, when you can hardly support yourself?
Why, sir, my daughter would starve,
Shocking with great di gnity)-Well, sir, if you
are the kind of a man to let your daughter and
her husband starve, don't wish to enter the
famiy.-Judge.
QUEER THING happened in Washington the
other day"
what was itf"
Blaine and Hsrrison and PETER we're talking
on the street, when some gamin yelled out:
'Hooray for de next President All three raised
their hats and said Thank you, my boy. -
NelC York sun.
CRAIK-Do you really mean that you will be a
Miss Pruyn-Yes; am in earnest.
Craik-Then accept you as one; but must
impose one condition.
Miss Pruyn-What is it?
Craik-That y on leave my shirts and collars
alone.-NelC York Herald.
A GUEST at one of the leading hotels waited
for his dinner as long as patience allowed and
then raped smartly for a waiter. The head
waiter approached
Hash any gentleman taken your order sah?'
he asked hlandly. Being told that mo gentle
man" had yet volunteered for that service, he
said in a most stately manner:
You must have been overlooked. will see
that it do not recur agin. "-Det, OFT Free Press.
DoCToR-You are much improved, but you
must avoid all mental exertion whatever for the
next six months
Patient-But doctor. have got to do some
thing for living.
Have you any acquaintance with any court
officials"
Yes, know several"
well, get them to put you on the jury in the
court of general sessions until you have re-
covered the of your mental faculties.
always recommend jury duty to my patients
when they are feeble minded. "-Terds SiftinQS.
A COOP BIT from the EDITORS Drawer in Rar-
| To her great regret she found herself one even
| ing in box with young gentleman whose
supply OF small-talk seemed ineXhaustbe, and
whose desire to give utterance thereto seemed
to increase as her wish to hear the singing grew
| greater. Finally the loquacious youth had the
| temerity to say that the prima donna, who was
| at the moment in the possession of the stage,
| sang with great deal of expression. Yes -
| replied Miss Chatterton, she does. l have
| been watching her face while you have been
| talking, and have almost been able to distin-
| guish what she has been singing
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-29
A Suppressed Nuisance.

THAT freshness sometimes gets it's reward, 9"
said William H. Hunt, guest at Hurst's, to the
st. Louis Stdr-SdyingS, was never so unmis-
takably demonstrated as in an occurrence
which took place on the through trim on the
Vandalia railroad yesterday. The facts are
these:
Gas the train approached Indianapolis all the
seats in the car were occupied except two. A
lady sat in one and man from tue west, with
a big sombrero, occupied the other He was a
finelooking, manly fellow and was taken by
those around him for a lawyer.
when the train stopped at indianapolis an
unattractiye drummer got on the car. he sized
up the situation at a glance. The lady was
pretty and that settled it. Without even asking
permission he sat down by her side and at once
commenced to make himself agreeable.
She tried to avoid bin and looked out of the
window. but the fellows gall was immaculate,
and he maintained the one-sided converse ton.
the western man was calmly watching the
proceedings and stood it as long as he could.
Going up 10 the lady, he said:
" Madame, see you.are annoyed. Wouldn t
you prefer to have my seat?'
20, thank you, she replied, certainly and
the big man helped her to transfer her valise
while the passengers Uttered al the drummer S
discontinue
THE latter was boiling over, but kept his
wrath until the train reached Terre Haute, and
then he demanded satisfaction for the insult
| The words were scarcely out Of the mouth be
| fore the western man banged him on the face
| and then with his boot kicked him around as a
| football.
Stand back, yelled some Of the tickled pas
| sengers. Kick hun harder they shouted to
| gether, and that drummer finally sneaked away
TO escape further punishment, wiser and q
| sadder mao.
| Everybody wante to know who the western
man was. He turned out to be Philip Hoffman
| OF Leavenworth, Kan, where he is engaged in
| the general contracting business. He was
much praised for his actions, and was cordially
| greeted by the passengers. which shows that
| freshness and improperly do not always
Win."
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Rudinrs Case q Week enc.

When the Italian government receives
report containing all the facts connected
with the lynching Of Italian prisoners at
New Orleans on March "a it will have very
little reason for insisting upon an indem-
nifty to the families Of these who were
lynched According to the report which
the United States district attorney at New
Orleans has made to the Attorney General
al OF those who were killed except two were
American citizens, and those two wers
notorious criminals. And it would not be
surprising if it we're clearly shown that those
two had registered and voted. The Italian
consul at New Orleans, 1t is said, admits
that Italians in that city who
have not expressed an intention of becoming
citizens register and vote. He excuses them
for doing so on the ground that they are too
ignorant to know that they inviolate the
Law. If they are as ignorant as the consul
admits they are far from desirable citizens.
Only few days ago 450 Sicilians, from
Palermo landed in New Orleans. They
left their country few days before the
lynching, and, consequently, knew nothing
Of that occurrence until they reached that
city. 1t is believed by the New Orleans
authorities that some of them are members
of the Malta. The statement is made that
they belong to the lowest and most vicious
classes Of their country. Quite a number
Of them have been arrested already tor
carrying concealed weapons The authori-
ties are keeping a close watch upon them
The New Orleans grand jury, which has
been investigating the lynching and the
circumstances which led to it. is about
ready to make report. II is understood
that the report will give pretty full his
tory Of the Malta in New Orleans, pointing
out the crimes for which it is responsible,
and showing the evil influence it exsrts In
that city. If such should be its character
it will assist Secretary Blaine very greatly
in dealing with the demand Sf Rudini.
OF course no trouble with Italy on &C.
count Of the New Orleans affair is appre-
hended now. Italy could no5 afford to be
very aggressive in behalf of two Italians
who were notorious criminals And it is
probable that Rudini never intended any
thing more than a demonstration that
would appease that class of Italians who
talked as If they would like to have war
with the United States. There will be- a
little more diplomatic correspondence, prob
ably, about the lynching, but there will be
no more phases of the affair that will be of
much interest to the public.
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LEGAL NOTICES.
APPLICATION FOR OYSTER LEASE

APPLICATION FOR OYSTER LEASE
NOTICE is hereby given that the OEMLR
~ OYSTER COMPANY has applied to the
County Commissioners Of Chatham county!
under tho terms of the statute, for lease OF
three hundred and fffty-seven and thirty'nVo
hundredths acres of oyster bottom IN Is
county of Chatham. state of Georgia, descroN
a. follows: Beginning at a buoy in Wilmington
river, about 1900 feet below the mouth OF Iur
ner's creek, said buoy being 1000 feet from Os
water mark on either side and at point Gheo
the river widens to 1900 feet between low salsF
marks on opposite shores; thence southery y
various courses and parallel with low Wa'el
line on the east side of said river ago fee1 los
buoy; thence southwesterly by various courses
and parallel with low water line on the east si4'
of said river 2, 400 feet to buoy; thence Sou.I
easterly by various courses and parallel VIZ
4,310 feet to a buoy; thence southeastern =,
various courses and parallel with low ws'9 =.
line on the east side of said river 7,lsO leSs "
a buoy; thence south27 east $40 feet TO Ouo!i
thence northwesterly by various courses %
parallel with low water line on the west slug u
said river I, 300 feet to a buoy; thence noI i5
westerly by various courses and paralti wv.
low water line on the west side OF salu w 70
4,Sb0 feet to a buoy; thence notheasteLH IA ~
various courses and parallel with the West ~
of said river 300 feet to buoy; thence ~ +hs
erly by various courses and parallel WIN .ag
low water line on the west side OF sSii Us i-GJ
4,l60 feet to the point of beginning; sa,u lau1
being opposite Wilmington Island ana oS'"0'-
Wilmington and Skidaway Islands.
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A Idn1uistic Victim.

John Kendrick Bangs in Hdrper's Bazaar,
Tina victim to curious fad 1 can't seem to es-
chew;
IT'S using foreign phrases where an English one
will do.
For instance naught is proper" in my writings,
for you know,
can't refrain from saying that the thing is
"comme il faut."
When talking to my wife it comes, this habit
7ile of NINE
Into my conversation with a rush as from the
brine,
Do wish to say you're loyely," you're pre-
cious," or you're fair"
let it go in Gallic-wise and round up with ma
chere."
II l start to write of widows or of orphans, l
All that 1 have to say, and add "hinc lilac
lachrim8;'
Tout lui ritz write instead of with him all
goes well:'
And Isl ie puts" for IF I cam" and salt is
always sci"
I've spent day, a month, indeed, all of one
summer saison,
In mad endeavor to eschew this fad sans rine
ct raSon,
But try as hard as e'er je puts, say it to my
shame,
This dictionary lingo vile doth get there tout
de meme.
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he Wouldn,t Stand II.

There are probably more funny incidents at
the union depot bureau Of information, says the
Albany Argus, in given space of time than at
any similar place. As is generally known. a
parcel checked at the bureau has to be re
deemed by the payment of dime. A rudy
faced hayseed stepped up to the window Satur-
day and said:
Keep this for me"
clerk, preparing to stamp and put a check
on it.
WHAT" queried the rustic, in surprised
tone
PAY 10 cents when you get it, reiterated the
CLERK.
wall, guess won't" drawled the hayseed.
That collar only cost 10 cents, ding it. You
fellows have got gall, swan"
He walked away very muCn hurt
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She liked Boiled souvenirs.

They are telling wicked story at the clubs
about the better and heavier half of one of the
new rich nabobs whose splendor is occasionally
permitted to dazzle the habitues of the fashion
able thoroughfares. Sailing majestcaly up
the floor of prominent Chestnut street eStao-
hshment, Mrs. Noorich paused before glitter
ing showcase and exclaimed:
20, my what awful nice spoons them arel'
Yes madam" said the clerk in attendance,
they are our very latest designs, and are
greatly admired"
''Ah, er-are they to eat fruit with'"
They are souvenir spoons, madam"
You don't say Gimme a dozen. Our new
French cook makes elegant souvenir"