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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
How DELIGHTFUL.

L am one OF those that believe that
these men from your shops. these far
mers. remote from money -centers
have the largest interest of all peo-
pie in the world in having a dollar that
is worth 100 cents every day in the
year, and only such. II by any
chance we should fail into a condi-
ton where one dollar is not as good
as another. l venture the assertion
that the poorer dollar will do
its first GRAND in paying some poor
laboyer for his WORK. Therefore in the
conduct OF our public affairs. l feel
pledged. for one. that all the influence
of the government should be on the
side OF giving the people only good
money. and just as much OF that kind
as we can get"
How long. o Cataline wilt thou
abuse our patience?" How long. o
Harrison. and other United States
presidents do you think our people will
eat such chaff as that?
How happy are they
Who their masters obey
And have laid up their treasures
In Wall Street!
How sweet nice. delightful it Is 10
hnOH thab lho BISdG hASll. dOSOAul
truth about money and finance is not
that entertained by few stupid. pig
head chucklehead muds,lls and hay
seeds but that entertained by all the
best people"
What Il blissful arrangement OF
divine providence that DEGREES that
the honest gold dollar the high priced
aristocratic dollar the horse leech of
usury, the dollar that sneeks away 70
Europe in time OF our greatest need
the dollar that the rich man yearns
after lis the very dollar that the poor
man would yearn for iii he knew
enough"
But like Artcmus Ward he is be-
ginning to say Nary yearn!"-Chica-
go Express.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06

The key of Death" is apparently
large key which is shown among the
weapons at the arsenal at Venice. It
was invented by Tiba1do, who, disap-
pointed in love, designed this instru-
ment for the destruction of his rival
The key is so constructed that the
handle may be turned around. reveal
ing a small spring. which. being
pressed very fine needle is driven
from the other end This needle Is so
very fine that the flesh closes over the
wound immediately. leaving no mark;
but the death of the victim is almost
instantaneous
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
Third Party.

What is, or what will II take TO or
ganize third partya Who is or who
ought TO be the government? Of
course the people II there should
be opposition to the people it is not q
political party. il Is a conspiracy for
the purpose OF wronging the people
and should not be recognized IS .
political party at all. Then the people
are the first and only political party.
and should be considered so by all
Watch our works and If We don't prove
only one party in 1892 am fooled.
and indications don't count for any
thing.
VIII you publish this7 II so tell the
people to stand together. and fea- no
noise; We are the boys The battle
belongs to US. and when the polls are
opened in 1892 we will show q battle
line straight ana solid from Maine to
California and from the rivers 70 the
ends of the earth.
Democracy is sale any tiue and any
where. and all who stand on the Ccsla
platform stand on pure JefTersonian
Democracy. We, the people. arc the
party. There can be no honest In
telligent opposition. no second or
third party. but one party with gam
blers. swindlers and robbers on the
opposition.
There Is no fight now by we'll mean
ing people The light is too plain -
w. w. Wilkinson In the Southern
Alliance Farmer.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
CG Folly.

The following advertisement ap-
peared in German newspaper;
Wanted BY lady of quality. for ade-
quate remuneration. q few welEbe-
haved and respectable-dresse1 chill
dren to amuse a cat In delicate health
two or three hours a day"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
Apartment ouo.tIon.

A pertinent question. according
70 The Grange Advocate is. viii
the voters support the candidates
in the future who have the courage to
place themselves upon a platform ad =
vocating the demands Of the people
and pledging themselves. if elected TO
use their utmost efforts 70 carry out
these demands? There is no use trying
to rub out the fact that the people
have been fooled badly fooled. num-
Der OF times. and the only way to put
h stop to present methods is to elect
men to Office who will be true to the
promises no matter what influence
may be employed to induce them TO go
back on their pledges
We will go further than this and
say that the people should resolve
right away that they will no longer
support any but men who can be
trusted to carry out the wishes Of the
people In all matters unless it can be
demonstrated that said wishes are uu-
wise This Is the true course for pa
triotie men and thcy should be satisfied
with nothing short of this In this
way politics can be purified % some
extent At least Progressive Farmer.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06

Mrs Bingo ito the Blinister)-
Wont you have another piece Of
PEE" The Thank you.
no." Tommy (whO has been warned
not to ask twice)-'@ guess re are
both In the same boat" -I.lfe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06

TIE Salina Union: This govern
ment has given TO railroad corpora
lions millions OF dollars as subsidies-
But did you ever hear OF the govern
meut loaning laboring man who has
been thrown out OF employment 3
family Deepen dent upon support
enough money to get breakfast with?
But it loans To the national banks
mill ons at per cent Yes the gov
eminent has had millions for corpora
tons, but not ! cent Tor toilers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
San Miguel Messenger: There is not

San Miguel Messenger: There is not
an industry in this state but is OPP
pressed by the railway monopoly. but
the worst is the agricultural inter
est which by all means should be best
fOstered 1t looks as il the railroads
were on the plan: How much tariff
can this and that article stand" and
they put it on accordingly. This is
equally as wrong in theory as it is In
practice. and railways could secure q
fair profit on moneys invested This is
she principle On which the railway
system OF Oregon is worked In pur-
suing this policy all the rich agricul-
tural sections east OF the Cascades
have 6sSn brought under the pillow and
where formerly was q wide waste Of
land Is now TO be seen teeming agri-
cultural population The more mon
ev farmers make the better Is IL for
the state at largo and our legislators
and railroad commissioners would do
wsll TO inquire into this more fully.
AID act accordingly.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1891-11-06
THE ALLIANCE.

The Alliance Bulletin: The effort 70
divide the Alliance forces upon the
sub-treasury scheme Is proving q dis
NAL failure The plan is one of the
soundestinancial measures ever placed
before any people and the time Is not
far distant when this, or some other
equally as good plan will be enacted
into Law.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21
WHEAT GOING UP.

The news Of the sudden Jump
Wheat has taken toward the high
water mark will no doubt be re-
ccived with d feeling akin to JOY by
the farmer well stocked with this
commodity. The whole country is
interested in the farmer receiving
.,good round price for his grain
and, even though it may costjsome
Of US more to supply ourselves with
The staff Of life wheii the price is
high, we will reap the benefit that
must accrue to all from a general
prosperity among the farming pop
biati0n.
II THO sudden rise has been
caused by an actual demand, be-
cause of the scarcity Of the product
in Europe and growing out Of Ger
niauy's increased demand the price
will undoubtedly remain up At a
figurea.ighly remunerativc to the
farmer. But ii the hand Of the
speculator has been the Inoat po-
tent factor in the boom it will be
difficult to determine Just how long
tohold grain for a big price or at
what stageof the market to sell.
i il always the unexpected the
grain gambler is trying to spring
Oh tho unsuspecting producer, and
until the backbone Of the grain
corner imp ID thoroughly disjointed
and svery vertebra smashed into a
thousand pieces there will be no
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

The latest discovery in Washington
Is bed Of superior meerschanm. 1t
will now be In older, says the Spokane
Review, for Washingtonian to fill an
Orcas Island pipe with Yakima tobac-
90 and light 1t with Spokane match.
Breweries we have already. With q
disIillery Or twoit wonld be easy for
Washington people to enjoy all the
luxuries Of life, even II the tralisconti-
iaeutaliaFains'should quit running and
che rest Of the world should declare a
boycott against the United States.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

positive assurance when prices will
leap up ortumble down.
The situation at this time war
rants the hope that grain has gone
up TO stay, but 1t should reach a
price too abnormally high to corre-
spond with oil the natural condi-
tions that favor d good price, itmay
be well for those holding on to their
grain to be cautious. Conditions
now unseen may spring up that
will effectually and permanently
down the price. The farmer who
is wise enough, Or lucky enough to
cell at just the right time will gath
or lin the most shekels on his crop.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

The person who furnishes items for
a newspaper is always valuable friend
to the editor. Many persons hesitate
about sending items to q newspaper
regarding the movements Of friends.
lest the editor should think them anx-
ions 10 see their names in print. He
will think nothing Of the kind, but on
the contrary he is glad to get such
items. Many seemingly unimportant
notes when printed, are news to q
large number of readers.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

The greatest boom failure In the his
tory Of the world is probably that Of
Pasco. Keep your eye on Pasco for
only three seconds and you can see the
whole town, an almost depopulated
place, with . fifteen thousand dollar
school house in the midst and about
half d dozen children to enter 1t. 1t
makes ones eye balls ache to watch
the spectacle. The hubble Is burst and
1t Is time to quit making bubbles
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

The following very fair snake story
we copy from an exchange: Harry
cones to the front this week with an
other snake story. He says, when q
hoy, he was piowing, and unearthed a
large rattlesnake which, in his efforts
to get revenge bit the mold-board ofhis
plow and before he could unhitch the
horses the beam Of the plow had swol-
Ell 80 much that 1t cracked OPEN"
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

"zeal,' business enterprise,
you cannot even pronounce the
words without a buzz. zeal tells
its character on its face, business
on short acquaintance, and enter
prise further on.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

In Europe they are discussing
the advisability Of making sailors
ont Of women. Whereupona cynic
remarks that the idea will never
he popular with the women Of
America since the first thing re-
quired Of sailor is obedience.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

General elections will be held on
the third Of November next in
eight states: Ohio, Massachusetts,,
Mississippi, Nebraska, New Jersey,
New York, North Dakota and
Pennsylvania.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

The executive committee appointed
blythe Fort Worth Farmers Alllrnee
convention has issued circular 10
'nembers Of the Farmers Alliance
and Industrial Union, and to farmers
and laborers " the United states,p
calling q convention Ii st. Louis Sep
tember Is.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

If the European grain crop turns
out to be as much Of a failure as is
now predicted the ranks Of the
American nobility now headed by
the cattle, iron and coal barons will
have an addition in the persons Of
the corn and wheat bar0ns.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21

II takes some people all their
lives to learn that a man who
doean'tmake many promises doesn't
have many to perform or break.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1891-08-21
Lebanon Express.
Ia. ". KIRKPATRICK,
Editor and Proprietor.

It will not be long until the Of
flee seekers Of this county will be
arranging their plans to capture
the offices.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
For Over Fifty years

MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has
been used by millions of mothers for
their children while teething. Ii dis
turbed at night and broken OF your rest
by a sick child suffering and crying with
pain of Cutting Teeth send at once and
get bottle Of 'sMrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for Children Teething. 1t will
relieve the poor little sufferer immediate
ly. Depend upon it, mothers, there 10 no
mistake about it. It cures Dirarhae, reg
ulates the stomach and Bowels, cures
Wind Collie, softens the Gums, reduces
Inflammation, and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. "Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup" for children teething is
pleasant to the taste and is the prescrip-
tion of one of the Oldest and best female
physicians and nurses In the United
States. Price twenty-five cents a bottle.
Sold by all druggists throughout the
the world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
WINDOWS Soothing Syrup" m-5-ly
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
A Rread Nrerchant of Beyrout.

Here comes the bread-seller. He is
one of large class, and the fiat pan
cake.like loaves that he has in his
basket show how the Beyrout people
make bread. The same fat cake, Of
varying size and thinness, is every
where the form of bread in Palestine
and Syria. When fresh it is very
sweet and palatable; but when old,
much like shavings.
At some towns in Mount Lebanon
the loayes are baked in circular form,
about two feet across, and almost as
thin as paper. Tt is related that once
a foreigner, on eating his first meal in
the mountains, took one of these
loaves and spread it on his lap, think
ing it was some new style Of napkin.
Strange as this seemed to his Syrian
host, we can hardly be surprised at
the mistake, for to our Western eyes
this thin, pliable sheet looks far more
like cloth than bread. Now, this
kind Of bread has one great advan-
tage, ia that it does away with the
necessity of using spoons. Those sit
ting at dinner tear oft q piece from
the loaf, fold lit as a cup, and then dip
a portion of the food from the general
dish in the centre of the table; de-
youring thus with each mouthful both
spoon and contents. The housewives
Of Beyrout enjoy touch Of that con.
venient cooperation that is proposed
by certain reformers of to-day; not
that they take their meals in palatial
public dining.rooms, but they do have
public ovens, thus doing away with
some of the households private
gear" The dough is fattened out
into disks Of the proper size, and the
girls or boys of the family put these
on trays and carry them to the near
est oven, where they are soon baked
on the smooth hot slabs. We cannot
stop here to describe the various and
interesting processes of bread making
as they are practiced in the villages
of Lebanon, or in the Bedouin camp.
Other things close at hand crowd upon
our attention.-Frank Stiles Wood
ruff, in April St. Nicholas.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
She Was Heroic in Her Way

A somewhat amusing incident oc-
Cured at an English provincial
theater during a performance of
"Called Back" Early in the even
ing an old lady took up her seat in
the balcony and concentrated her at
tention on the play. When Antony
received his coup de grace at the
hands of Macari the lady became very
excited and tainted. She was taken
down to the vestibule, and on re-
covery it was suggested she should
leave the theater, This, however,
she declined to do, being anxious to
witness, as she put it, !" the beautiful
play"
She accordingly returned to her
seat, apparently well. The vision
scene in Act / next proved too much
for her, and again she tainted. Once
more restoratives were applied, and
she declared her intention of staying
to the end. Nothing occurred in Act
III to arouse her sympathies, but the
Siberian scene in Act III, in which
DR.. Ceneri shufles off the mortal
coil, again upset her nerves, and once
more she tainted. By this time the
management had had enough of the
thing, and the old lady was sent
away in cab to her residence, not
far off.--Jester.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
onions And wa,ercresses.

The watercress is "a plant contains
many sanitary qualities. A curious
characteristic Of it is that, if grown in
a ferruginous stream, it absorbs into
itself five times the amount of iron
that any other plants does. For all
analnic constitutions it is, therefore
specially of value. But it also con
tains proportions Of garlic and sulphur,
of iodine and phosphates, and is a
blood purifier, while abroad it is
thought most wholesome condiment
with meat, roast or grilled.
The odor of the onion, which is
what makes it SO unpleasant, is due to
a volatile oil, which is the same as
that in garlic, though in the onion ii
is milder and naturally does not last
SO long. There are, besides. easy
ways Of removing at once all unpleas-
antness from the breath. A little
parsley, or few grains of coffee, or
even swallow or two of milk, if ftaken
after eating proves an effective rem
edy.--Scientific American.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
The New Orleans Grand jury.

There is no appeal from the action
of the Grand Jury, and the State Of
Louisiana will probably do nothing in
reparation Of the massacre. It re-
mains for the United States to decide
whether indemnity of any kind shall
be paid. Meanwhile there is one re-
mark of the Grand Jury which will
command universal assent. 1t is that
which emphasizes the necessity Of
more stringent regulation of immi-
grafton. II, as the report implies.
our present laws permit an influx Of
foreigners which paralyzes civilized
order, and justifes the shooting of un'
armed prisoners in jail, it is high time
that such an influx were stopped
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
consumntion Cureh.

An old physician, retired from prac-
tice, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the formula
of simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure Of Con-
sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asth-
ma and all throat and Lung affections,
also positive and radical cure for
Nervous Debility and all Nervous
Complaints, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers in thous-
ands of cases, has felt it his duty to
make it known to his suffering fellows.
Actuated by this motive and desire
to relieve human suffering, l will send
free Of charge, to all who desire it,,
this recipe, in German, French or
English, with full directions for pre-
pairing and using. Sent by mail by
ADDRESSING with stamp, naming this
paper. w. A. MOVES, 800 Powers
Block, Rochester, N. Y. molly
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21

The meanest man on record lives in
Union county. He sold his son-in-
law one-half Of COW, and then he re.
fused to divide the milk, maintaining
that he sold only the front half The
son -in-law was also required 10 pro-
vide the feed the cow consumed. and
compelled to carry water to her three
times a day. Recently the COW hook
ed The old man, and now he is suing
his son-in-law for damages.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
How to MIX Paints for Tints

Mixing red and black makes brown
lake and white,rose white and brown
chestnut; white blue and lake, purple
blue and lead color, pearl; white and
carmine, pink; indigo and lampblack
silver gray; white and lampblack, lead
color; black and venetian red, choco-
late; white and green, bright green
light green and black, dark green;
white and green, pea green; white
emerald green, brilliant green; purple
and white, French white, red and
yellow, orange white and yellow,
straw color; white, blue and black,
pearl gray; white, lake and vermilion,
flesh color; amber, white and venetian
red, drab; white, yellow and venetian
red, cream; red, blue and black, olive,
yellow. white and a little venetian red,
buff.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
Eupepsy.

This is what you ought to have, in fact
you must have it, to fully enjoy life.
Thousand are searching for it daily, and
mourning because they find it not.
Thousands upon thousands of dollars are
spent annually by our people in the hope
that they may attain this boom. And yet
1t may be had by all. We guarantee that
Electric BItters, if used according to
directions and the use persisted in. will
bring you Good Digestion and oust the
demon Dyspepsia and install instead
Eupepsy. We recommend Electric Bit
ers for Dyspepsia and all diseases OF,
Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Sold at
soc. and $1.OO per bottle at Or. H.
Vaughan's Drugstore.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
DALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILRoAD.
ID Schedule in effect Nov. l6, 1890.
TRAINS LEAVE DELAwAREAv.DEPer
ASST BOUND.

EAST BOUND.
Express trains.
*1o,ss, a. M, si2.is, as, s5.5a *7.3s p M N.
NEW YORK, sundays, *2.la, *7.lO a. m.
Il Boston. & 49, p. IN @l, p da,,y, IA with Pullman
Beston, Witho1t cnange. via Poughkeepsie
bridge, landing passengers In B. NJ sta
'fsii PHiiIADELPHIA, week days, .a.ls, 500
G45. azIo, t7;5S; 80 "a g soo so, 10 sIoss,
PHILADELPHIA, Sundays, All s. .45, $40,
I50 9.e5, IL 20 a. M, *l2.l9, L6O 3.o5, 40.
' ohGsTss Isl week ss days SSs -. M ,GSS &c. Sa 7
&745, $50. *844 900 80 so, 1000, *I036. I'll so a.
M, 90, s2;a5, sos, 4.lo, $40, 1852, Gas, .zs6,
q CHESTER, Sundays, s2ls. e;4s, .7Io 7.5e,
905 Ii 20 a. M. Loo, .245, 3.O5. 40, 520 #552
| 6.45, .a6, sos, *a.l1, 1000 p. m
Atlantic City. weekdays, *7.10, q. M, 1919
and *2.45 p. m. Sundays, FLO a. IN. and *z.45
p. m.
WEST BOUND.
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON, as
72O, *s45 *l0.S5 a. m, *l210 #s.l0, 2.55, s5.06
1851, .s07 p. m; daily,
BALTIMORE and principal stations on
Philadelphia division, O.s5 a. m, daily.
*lalO. a55, s5O6. $40, 1881, sso7 and Ii 10 b M
daily.
P1TTSBURG ~. 80 a. M, #5.06 p. m. daily.
CHICAGO. .s.45 a. M, 1906 p. m, both
CINCINNATI and ST. LOUIS, .l2lo D. IN.
and *S.07 p. M. both daily.
SINGERLY ACCOMMODATION, 7.20 a. m.
255, $40 and IL 10 p. M, daily.
l. N DE N b U II q ACCOMMODATION,
week days. $50, 1o.35 a. m. 255 and sos D. IN.
sqnSaaaYs TSaY sIo xRR faa fGs j 81 gTREEr STA
TION tor Philadelphia week days, 8 45, 30
n 80. g 20 . 49, Is5 e M, j. g a5 IS, %
pm. Sundays, 6 80 a m, 10 43, 3 IS, s 20 p m.
For Baltimore, week days, 5 IS, so. s8 20,
slo so, sll 50 m, IS. 800 p N. Sundays,
Baltimore and principal stations on Phfla-
delphia division, 10.3 a M, daily except SUM-
day.
For Landenberg and way stations, week
days, 6 so, 10 80 a m, 2.45, 90 p m, Sundays
25 m, 90 m.
Chicago. IS 20 m, daily except Sunday and
s5 90 p m daily.
Pittsburg, IS 90 p m daily.
Cincinnati and St. Louis %l1 35 q m, daily
except Sunday.
Lv. PHILADELPHIA FOR WILMINGTON
Weekdays, Il "a, s8 05, 6 Is, z 35, ss Is, s 40
SO 90, 10 %, 81 35 m, II 100 noon, 81 40 81 so
55, 100 - 81 35. s5 is, 80, s6 05, 80, 81 32
8 10, 10 10, IL 50 p IN.
Sunday, A "a, rs. g 10, 8 80, 80, 10 O5 *1I 35
m, u 90 noon, 55, 8 90, Il 81, IS, IS 65, 80
u -, . 10, 10 10 and IL 80 m.
Telephone, No. 1893.
Rates to Western Points lower than via
any other line.
c. o. sCULL. 1T. oDELL.
Gen'l Pass Agent. General Manager..
y
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21
eema,e weakness Positive Cure. Ere

FemaIe weakness Positive Cure. Free
To THE EDITOR Please inform
yourTea1ers that / have a positive
remedy for the thousand and one ills
which arise from deranged female
organs. I will send two bottles of my
remedy, FREE to any lady, if they will
Sem their Express and ?. 0. addres.
Yours truly,
DIR. J. B. MARGINS,
Utica, N. Y.
Middletown transcript., 1891-05-21

Gould you spare me little money
for few days, Jonesf" "Of course l
can my dear fellow, all have is at
your services. Come into the office,
and I'll give you check for thous-
and dollars" "H'm! Id sooner have
a dollar ard a quarter in cash"