The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-11-12
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seldom get good square meal.
A pan may be lantern-jawed and
yet his face may never light up.
-squashes weighing from 25O 10 500 3
pounds are common in Southern Califor- :
mia.
- There are considerably over a hun
dred thousand acres devoted to tobacco
in Virginia.
- The man who has neither character
nor honor to wound is usually sensitive
in the region Of the pocketbook.
A Harlem widow has lad three hus.
bands, each of whom was over six feet /.
tall She is favorite with high men.
y is premature to tell any woman
that she is an angel until it is seen how
she can cook steak and boil a potato.
The history of Iceland as nation
extends back more than 1000 years, yet
the records show buttwo thefts in all that
time.
- The limited amount of rosewood
now used comes from South America and
costs about $3.50 per thousand feet, board
measure.
The happiest man in existence is he
who is in good health, out of debt, has
q clear conscience and loyes his wife and
children.
= The following States have no State
motto: Indiana, Mississippi, New Eamp.
shire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio
and Texas.
= Very popular, very small, very good.
De Wits Little Early Risers, the pill for
constipation, billiousness, sick headache.
For sale by Wilhite & Wilhite. i
= He: A penny for your thoughts.
She: You'd find them dear at that
price. He: What we're you thinking
about? Size: You.
- The word of God will stand q thou.
sand readings, and be who has gone over
it most frequently is the surest of finding
new wonders there.
- Puri6es the blood, increases the
circulation. expels poisonous humors and
builds up the system What more do you
want medicine to perform? DeWitt's
Ssrsaparilla is reliable. For sale by Will,
hite and Wilnite. I s
= In Kansas, the other day, justice
of the peace being unable to decide a;
case, allowed the lawyers to settle il with
game of checkers.
= The first thing Japanese does in
the morning is to take down the entire
front of bis building, leaving the whtolei
interior open to view.
= Catarrh, neuralgia, rheumatism and
most diseases, originate from impure
blood. Cleanse it, improve it, purify it
with De Wits Sarsaparills and health is
restored, strength regained. Sold by
White & Wilhite.
= Teacher: Can you explain what is
meant by viracious punishment? John.
ny: Yes, sir. When ma gets angry at pa
she spanks ne.
- 1t is said that enough cider has
been made in Eastern Pennsylvania this
year to fill the Schuylkill to its brim we're
that river to run dry.
- Constipation, blood poison, fever
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars; DeWitt's
Little Early Risers cost 8 quarter. Take
your choice. For sale by White & vii.
bite. s
He (bitterly)--"Pshaw, all women
are alike" She-'Then why in the
world do you spend so much time trying
to find the one you want to marry"
He-"Why do you move away from
me?" She-"I thought you we're going
to kiss me-" He-'I wasn't. Bless you,
wouldn't kiss you for the world"
1t is quite the fashion now to lake
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones. Will
hite and Wilhite sells them. +
AT Sharen, Ca, recently, lot of
fodder was sold that vas gathered in
1859 by slave. 1t was as bright and
sound as on the day it was put up.-o
The manufacture of buttons from
blood is a great industry at Bridgeport,
near Chicago. They also turn out ear.
rings, breastpins, and trinkets from the
same material.
"A beautiful skin: Upright eyes, sweet
breath, good appetite, vigorous body,
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits sarssparilla. 1t is
sold by Wilhite and Wilhite. +
There was goat race at Houston,
Texas, not long ago, in which sixty.:hree
goats we're entered. Some of them made
two hundred yards in thirty-two sec.
onds.
- The following is cocosnut in
nut she'll: "There are two kinds of fools
in the world one set are always chang
ing and the other set never change at
ALL"
- If food sours on the stomach, diges-
ton is defective. De Wits Little Earlys
Risers will remedy this. The famous
little pills, that never grippe and never
disappoint. For sale by Wilhite h vii.
hite. t.
- Two young ladies named peer, in
Milwaukee, are said to be nearly ready
for admission to the bar, at which their
father, mother and sisters are already in
practice.
To have two cities in one State is
nothing uncommon, but to have one city
| in two States is. Texarkana, is both in
Miller County, Ark, and Bowie County6
Tex. ~
= De Wits Little Early Risers aef
gripe or cause nausea. Mild but sure1
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