The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-04-08
BRIGHT BIT ).

MAUD-George told me last night was his
little duck
Ethel-He probably discovered that you were
no chicken.-Lge.
MUDGz-Do you know what would do il had
a million dollars?
YaOsley-Buy your own cigars, perhaps In
didndpOIiS JcurHdt.
"TALK about striking a tender chord" So
Gloquzed tae tramp at the wood pile; this is
one of the toughest cords l ever struck
lohkerS Statesman.
He lat 1901 hope you don't mind helping
me on with my coat?
Sls-No. indeed. It's the greatest pleasure
in the world.-Ctothier and FurntSher.
LITEwAIr Know t1yself," as the old Greek
proVerb said.
Bronson-But don't tell anybody unless you
want to ruin your reputation. Gray
Monthly
Mrs. BINGo-Therel 1 knew it. Those moths
have got at your dress suit and eaten hole
right through your pocket.
Mr.. Binzo-They must be female moths
Clothler and turniSher.
A PRIZE FIGHT in Portugal is something like
s siege. Two pugiliss there recently engaged
IN a fight for III rouEdS. They fought six
hours day, stopping at noon to eat anu smoke,
-CteUetdnd Ftdtndedter.
JAMEs-You are in high spirits old boy. Has
the equity old uncle died and remembered you
in his viii?
faith cure doctor - Chicago Times.
II rHINK," said Pennington. pensvely. that
will write poem on the front gate. !"
IF you aren't careful" his brutally, matter
of-fact room mate replied, you'll get arrested
for initiating private property. "-Fds in0ton
Post.
IN THE GEOLOGICAL GARDEN stranger looking
down into the bear-pt loses mis- hold and falls
over
Policeman (hurrying up and seeing the bear
about TO seize him)-Sir, don't you know that it
is forbidden to feed the animals Etieoende
BlGtter.
| FANCY FARMER-Well. Patrick. l hear that
| OF had little encounter with my new Devon
| hire bull this morning.
Patrlck-1eS, yer honor
Fancy Farmer-Well which came out aheadp
Patrck-Sure, your honor, 1t was a toss up
Bosom Cou,iei.
ToxMY readinz aloud -And-the-sorrowin
nelghbors and friends, as ey-gathered-at
| tn fun eral--
Teacher-Stop moment, Tommy. The u In
this case is given the long sound. You are not
reading about congressional funeral.-Indidn-
dDotls Journal.
HARVARD CHAPPIE Ito another one)-whst
makes you SO glum to day, ChawleyS
Charley-l think my guv'nor intends to have
me take up foreign language.
II. Chow SOY
| Charley-Well, he remarked this morning
| that he was tired of so much Its English YOU
know" and asked me to see him at his office.
| He threatened to talk TO me like Dutch
| Uncle" Then he said took French leave"
too often, and added that he proposed to have
me walk Spanish" hereafter. It's ALI Greek"
to me. Boston Herald
AND is this your final decision2" muttered the
| young man, hoarsely, as he gathered up his
| coat and prepared to depart.
| 1T IS" replied the beautiful creature as she
! sank back hstleSsly into the Turkish divan
| which her father, who wa a well known hulnor-
| list, had placed at her disposal
| Then farewell" he Missed; and as he stood
| on the steps outside moment later and took a
last look at the stately mansion, he murmured
| And this is all. A dress suit two nights week
| for three months at So night, and nothing to
show for it."-Ciothier and furniSher.