The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-09-10
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died recently left property valued at over
100000.
- 1t is hard for people to enjoy 1eli.
gion very much who keep both hands in
their pockets.
= There is clergyman in New Mex.
leo who goes by the name of Rev. Inno-
cent Wolf.
"Woman feels where man thinks"
Yes, and that's what makes the nan:pre-
maturely bald.
- The man with cork leg, a glass
eye, false teeth and borrowed reputa'
tion is man of parts.
A ton of tomatoes as they come
from the. field, it is estimated, will fill
from 400 to $40 cans.
If food soprs on the stomach, diges.
tion is defective. De Wits Little Early
Risers will remedy this. The famous
little pills, that never gripe and never
disappoint. For sale by Wilhite & Will.
hite. +
Perteze Observation-Disclosures is
cabinet maker of Buffalo, N. Y. He
occasionally uses his name for saw.
-she-"I don't suppose you are fond
of kissing babies?" He-"Not unless
they are girl babies about 1S years old."i
= Catarrh, neuralgia, rheumatism and
most diseases originate from impure
blood. Cleanse it, improve it, purify it
with De Wits sarsaparills and health is
restored, strength regained. Sold by
Wilhite g. Wilhite. +
Delaware has very singular phe-
nomenon at Wilmington in the shape OF
a citizen 81 years old who is cutting his
third set of teeth.
"My mammals got whittier teeth than
your mamma" said Allie. "she'd
oughter have. She changes 'em oftener,"
re!orted Maudie.
7 = The difference between realism and
idealism is just the difference between
girls opinion of her lover and the young
man himself.
The French still fight an average of
1000 duels a year, but as they are most
ly bloodless affairs the subject is not
painful one to dwell on.
Very popular, very small, very good.
De Wits Little Early Risers, the pill for
constipation, billiousness, sick headache.
For sale by Wilhite & White. +
- In the 100000 letters that reached
the dead letter Office last year there was
money amounting to s2S,642 and checks
and notes of the value of All ,S71.
-"I was kicked by horse when I
was little and knocked senaeless," said
Chappie. "How soon do you expect to-
recover ?" asked the cynical Maud.
"A beautiful skin, bright eyes, sweet:
breath, good appetite, vigorous body
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits Sarsaparilla. 1t is
sold by WiIhite and Wilhite. t
Bilkins-"Afte all the country is
the place. How different from the city !
No dust, no noises, no everlasting grind
of business" Jinkins-"Yaas; but
above all, no duns."
- The life insurance companies of the
United States pay one million five hun
dred thousand dollars per year toward
supporting the physicians who make
their medical examinations.
- Purifes the blood, increases the
circulation, expels poisonous humors and
builds up the system. What more do you
want medicine to perform? DsWitts-
sarsaparilla is reliable. For sale by Will.
hite and Wilhite.
-"My dear julia" said one pretty
girl to another, "can you make up your
mind to marry that odious Mr. Snuff"
"Why, my dear Mary" replied Julia, II
believe I could take him on pinch"
Mr.. Frederick K. Ridge, of Cam
bridge, Mass, has within the last three
years given to charitable, religious and
municipal institutions more than sS,OO0,'
coo. He inherited his money.
- Constipation, blood poison, fever I!
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars5 DeWist's
Little Early Risers cost quarter. Take
your choice. For sale by Wilhite & Will.
hite. T
1t is said that P. D, Armour, of
Chicago, is the largest individual COM
mercisl operator in the world. His
transactions last year reached the enor-
NOUS aggregate of s6s,oo0,0o0.
1t is quite the fashion now to take
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones. Will.
hite and Wilhite sells them. +
A colony of 200 or 800 monkeys is
reported to exist in the everglades of
Florida. They are supposed to owe their
origin to the wreck of q vessel upon the
coast, having on board monkeys which
escaped into the forest.
The little daughter of a leading
physician in a certain country town,
presented the following as her frat
school essay: "There was little girl,
and she was very sick; they sent for my
papa, and she died very quick"
De Wits Little Early Risers never
grippe or cause nausea. Mild but sure,
assist rather than force. Best little pill
for sick headache, chronic constipation.
dyspepsia. For sale by Wilhite & Will.
hite. +
Mr.. J. H. Bates, of Acwarth, Ga,
has what one might call curiosity. 1t
is pumpkins that will weigh not less than
one hundred and twenty-five pounds.
Mr.. Bates has FIVE hills of the mammoth
Tours pumpkin, so named from having
originated near Tours, France, where
they are largely grown, both for table