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The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Flower

How does he feel 7-He feels
blue, a deep, dark, unfading, dyed
in-the-wool, eternal blue, aud he
makes everybody feel the same way
August Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel2-He feels a
headache, generally dull and con-
slant, but sometimes excruciating-
August Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel2-He feels q
,io1ent hiccoughing or jumping Of
the stomach after q meal, raising
bitter-tasting matter or what he has
eaten or drunk-August Flower
the Remedy.
How does he feel HE feels
The gradual decay of vital power ;
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and longs for death and
oeace-August Flower the REM
sdy.
How does he feel2-He feels 30
ull after eating a meal that he can
hardly walk-August Flower the
Remedy. o
G. G..GREEN, Sole Manufactures,
Woodbury.. psw Jersey, U. s. A.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Mr.. +. W. Schalicke, San Francisco, CAL,
writes: My wife and 1 have used the st, Ber-
pard Vegetable Pills and find them TO be a very
valuabls family medicine. Ny wife. partic-
ularly considers them excellent and think )
that when taken for a longer period. they Will
give lasting results. The few used by her, for
a short time helped her greatly. She suffers
from severe backache, which at times be-
comes almost unbearable. We shsl take pains
to give the pills all possible publicity and trust
hat they will soon be used extensively,
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MALICE AFoRETHouaHr.-Wttaess
He came towards me and wanted ter
kick me on de leg SIX times.
Judge-How do YOU know he had the
intention Of kicking you six timesp
Witness-Bekase OATS Jess de NUM-
Der OBJ black and blue spots I've got on
my leg.
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Headaches and Fevers, to cleanse the
system effectually, yet gently. when
costive or bilious, or when the blood is
impure OIL sluggish. to permanently cure
bahitual constipation, to awaken the
kidneys and liver to a healthy activity.
without irritating or weakening them,
use Syrup of Figs.
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n ringing noise
in the ears, headache, deafness, eyes
weak; obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some
times profuse, watery and acrid, at
Others, thick, tenacious, bloody and
putrid; offensive breath ; smell and
taste impaired, and general debility.
Not all Of these symptoms at once.
Probably only a few Of them.
ITS Catarrh.
A medicine that by its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties has cured the most hope
less cases. One that will cur you,
no matter how bad your a or of
how long standing. A medicine
that doesn't simply palliate for a
time, but produces perfect and per-
manent cures.
That's DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
A cash payment of $500, not By
you, as you might expect, but to
you, if you can't be cured. It's an
offer that's made in good faith, to
prove their medicine, by responsible
men, the proprietors Of DR.. Sage's
Remedy.
That's the kind of medicine to try.
Doesn't it seem SOP
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DIFFERENT KIND OF POPULARITY.
Indignant Customer-Look here. you
advertise popular prices. and YET you
charge me 25 cents for a clp of coffee
and . ham sandwich.
Proprietor-YouW find those prices
very popular with caterers, sir.
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ANOTHER LIE NAILED.-F. Par
menter Pype, '91-This talk about
college gradutes not being able to cope
| with the stern realities OF life is all
bosh. Why, two of men are street
car conductors, one Is a waiter in q res
taurant and ore Is a letter-carrier, and
Icould name lots of other cases, too.
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MORE LIKELY.-Mr. Snooper Tread
ing)-The longest word in the Winnie
bago language is Shonkhaterahizan-
honikonkcinena. 1t mea II will give
q horse"
Snooper-Tt is more likely to give
one the lockjaw.
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"Chicagop Chicagop Oh. yes; that's
the name Of q place on the Illinois Gem
trail Railroad"
.Indeedi Which side Of the track is II
on?,'
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Gummey-"Buntin9 is right in the
SWIM"
Gargoyle-"Yes ; and he finds it diff
cult TO keep his bead above water."
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No MONEY To LEND.-"Helle, old
chappiel Been maxim money latelyf'
:" should tsmile; got M pockets
full"
"L-end me q v, will yerfn
oh, I can't yer know; it,s ID in II
bflA."
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CAMS kidney Cssre for
Dr0psy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brt&ht's,
Heart Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, De. Cure guaranteed S5l
Arch Street., Phflad'a. 81 . bottle .
for 50, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

The mercury enjoys a sunny climb
now-a-days.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Sarcastic yell after a dude in loud
plaid trousers:
"Say, get them chloroformed, quick.
or deyM ring out the ~paytrol."
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

NJ. Julian, one OF the most famous.
if not the most famous. of the art
teachers Of Paris, has IL studios and
some 600 men and women students
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Wcofen-Now / have an idea that l
would like to have you help carry out.
Miss Smilax-Oh, I should hardly
think 1T would need two.
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Il PIN NV Faith
HUMOROUS.

Earth has no greater Joy than the dis
covery OF a quarter in . cast-oif vest.
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The queen Of Gondal, a native state
In India, dispenesd sugar candy among
her subjects the other day In gratitude
for her recovery from sickness.
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No LEIsURE.-"I'n walt until you
are at leisure." said . caller to the
editor.
"I'm afraid I'll be no use to you
when Pm Dead replied the editor.
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The fact that a man has not cut his
hair in ten or twelve years need not
necessarily imply that he is eccentric.
He may be bald.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Don't you think the barytone's voice
has unusually fine timberP"
"Yes some chords Of itD
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02
a MORAL MAXIM.

a MORAL MAXIM.
Whatever our purpose in life may be-
Whatever our earthly station,
We ouught to try, Thermometer like,
To rise to the situation.
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When a man gets in q towering pas
sion there is no corresponding elevation
/ n popular esteem.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Dazzle-Why do they say truth is
stranger than fictionp
Razzle- Because some people see 50
little Of 1t that seems strange.
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Caller Has your mistress gone
outp
New servant--No. but she amt at
home.
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Jagson says that some OF his friends
are such wretched correspondents that
they wouldn't drop him q line II be
were drowning.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

AN. PRIEST, Druggist, shelbyvfIle, Ind,
says. Halls Cafarrh Cure gives The best OF
Subtraction. Can get plenty Of test mouiais.
sell II. f5c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

A Viennese smith. whose attempts
at suicide has been repeatedly frus-
trated, finally succeeded, by building a
high box with q lock inside, in which
he hanged himself.
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1t Is stated that In many OF the seaside
hotels the chief end Of the walters ex-
istence Is becoming the tip end.
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"There are some unpleasant features
in this business" muttered the photo
erapher. as he surveyed Q row of his pa
irons.
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"Whrn I marry explained the lieu
tenant, ssmy wife must have suflcien I
dowry for me to support her both In
style and comfort
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INApEouATE.-"No." she snapped,
s.I won't 60 to ride with Cot. Jonesl'
.Why, not. my dearp He is a perfect
gentleman, and
aNo nan can manage q horse.'
broke in the lass. ''and q girl, too, with
one arm."
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please give me q glass Of soda water
without any suds on tn was the order
that was given at q local drug store the
other dag.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Oh, yes; there Is q skeleton In the
closet ia every family, but it is 90 COM
mon a thing that We make no bones OF
II.
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Every dog has his day, but 1t is q
mean u that will bark at night.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Amy-I guess Cousin Hezeklah was
afraid IA food would get away at DIM
ner.
Al1ce-Whyp
Amy-Didn't you notice how he bolt
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o~mnibusses were first used in New
York city in 1880.
Battle Greek Mich yegetariane have
organized q society.
FIJI River iMass) mill owners viii
develop South American trade.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

An Atlantic CITY IN. j. hotel keeper
has q ''fake' Thermometer on the front
of his house that makes his patrons be-
lieve his porch is the coolest place on the
island. The deception works like a
charm
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swell, Hardup. did you succeed in
raising anything on your promise to
pay?"
''Oh, yes; I raised a smile.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

The bed Of the river should be covered
with winding sheets.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Good laws are Of little avail when bad
men are depended upon to enforce
them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

The Mexican government runs q big
pawnbroking shop for the accommo-
dalton OF people.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

A person who sits down on . tack is
likely to rise on the spur Of the mo
ment.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02
Three and a half millions Of people
are always on the seas OF the world.

pllpTUDE /. Jacob Genscleimer, Q tClay-
nut l0n6s ton. N. j. have bssen tnorou %,
Arch St, Phi1a. ! do the hardest kind OF LIT
ing and wear no truss. Go TO ses him. Dr-
Mayer also gives treatment At Hotel rem,
Reading, Pa, on the I'd Saturday anu toiloW-
Ing Sunday OF each month.
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DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure, positively
prevents pneumonia, diphtherta ana mem.
hraneous Group. II has no rival. Sold by drug
gists OF will be mailed on receipt OF Scots, Ad.
d. ess A. r. HCxsie, Buffalo. n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

There are At LEASH ten MILLION nerve-
ibres in tao human body.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Forestry is a national object In
arzsrlsnd. In 1888 nearly SIX
million coniferous 'rees were planted,
besides nearly half 3 million other
plants.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

The young man whose social tempera.
ment is sensitive feels that he can't be
hired without being lowered.
The Penn's Grove record., 1891-10-02

Baltimore claims to have a boy of 10
who al speak eleven languages.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
How Caviare is Made.

The Allegenleine Sport ZeituRg, In an
article on caviare, says: " This delicacy
has only become generally known in the
last sixty or eighty years, but during
that time it has acquired distinguished
place in the estimation of every gourmet.
Every one is aware that caviare is the
salted roe of the sturgeon, fish which is
caught in great numbers off the south
coast of Russia. The large grained cavi-
are, made from the roe of the largest
species of that fish, Is considered the
best.
"Some of the surgeons weigh as much
as 5000 pounds, measure from eighteen
to twenty seven feet in length and yield
roe weighing 500 pounds. The fish
should be caught some months before
spawning time, while the roe is hard and
light gray in color. As it gets softer
and darker it becomes less and less suit
able for preparing caviare; and when it
is quite ripe, it is completely useless for
the purpose. The process is simple
one. The roes, cut into large pieces, are
put into horse hair or metal sieve, the
coarseness of which is regulated by the
coarseness of the roe, which is then
rubbed carefully through, so that it falls
out as uninjured as possible, while the
skin attached to it remains in the sieve.
1.-The finer sort of caviare is rubbed
into an empty dish; it is then strewn
with dry, finely powdered salt; the whole
mass is then well stirred with a wooden
fork and Immediately put up in little
wooden barrels, ready for export. The
inferior sorts are rubbed through the
sieve into strong brine, where they are
allowed to remain untouched until thor
oughly salted through; the brine is
then pressed out and the cayiare packed
tightly in cases. The fresher aud more
lightly salted caviarc is the better In
| 1926 caviare to the worth Of Sl05, 900
was exported from the Caspian sea- since
then the amount annually exported, and
especially its value lfor the price is now
much higher than it used to be), have
greatly increased"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
Something About Siberia.

Since the building OF the trans Siberian
railroad was resolved upon, and Siberia
has attracted general notice, the world
has become interested in the origin and
meaning of the word Siberia. V. NJ.
IFlorinsky, in a paper published at the
University of romsk, holds that the
word is of Slavic derivation. 1t occurs
for the first time in the writings of the
Persian historian, Rashid- -Eddina Q247.
1873, as the name Of what is now called
western Siberia, for in connection with
it the historian speaks about the River
Irtysh and the steppes of Kirghcse and
the Bashkirs. The Russians have known
the country since the latter part of the
fifteenth century, and official mention of
the "Siberlan land" is made in docu-
ments dated in 1854 and 1856. The
word is supposed to have originated with
a tribe of Huns which was known by the
name of Sabirs or Sebirs, and first lived
in the Ural Mountains and subsequently
settled down in the regions Of the Don
and the Yolga. The city of Sivar, which
existed in Bulgaria in the tenth century,
was a monument of the wanderiIgs of
this tribe. The Sabirs were also men
toned among the Slavonian tribes on the
Yolga enumerated by Jesph, the King of
the Khozars. Now, taking these ac-
counts into consideration, itappears that
the Huns were of Slavic origin, and that
the name of Sibars was assumed by or
applied to that tribe OF the Huns which
has wandered from the north (Seve) into
the southeastern regions. Another
scholar, NJ. Potanin, in Russkoye
Obozrenie, maintains that the origin of
the word Sabir is derived from the
Monaghan. He shows that a certain
mountain named Sybyr, or Sunbyr per-
haps the same as the Mount Sumer OF
the Indian legends), is yariously ana re-
peatedly mentioned in the folk lore OF
the Mongolians at the extreme southern
borders Vi Siberia, -BVstJA lFaASeript,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
THE PLowMAN.

When the tired plowman his plow-stock
leaves
In the growing corn, as the sun goes down,
And the sky is as rich as n cleaners sheaves
In flowers Of crimson and purple and
brown,
| will wait in the rare and wondrous ewes
And watch, as the loom Of the sunset weaves
Its fabric OF gold over country and town.
And think of the springs that have come
and gone
Since we saw the shuttle across the blue
That wrought In colors Of dusk and dawn,
When the musk of the sleeping roses flew
On the breath of tho south wind over the
lawn,
And the evening shadows were longer
drawn,
And the sun was low, and the stars were
few.
And youth was fair in the lives we led,
Its memories linger In this latter spring,
And live in the flowers, tho books we read,
The kiss she gave me in the grapevine
swing.
In words and works, TO be filed and fed
On the wasted honey and wasted bread,
And sung in the songs she used to sing.
Though thelily and rose have lost their leaves
In the ashes of summers of long ago
They come, through the rare and wondrous
ewes,
In the crop of love we used to sow,
As rich as the garlands the sunset weaves
When the tired plowman his labor leaves
In the fragrant corn, and the sun is low.
M. A. Gambler, in Atlanta Constitution.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The difficulty of obtaining a sufficient
number of recruits of the requisite size
has obliged both the French and the
Italian Governments to reduce the mini
mum of their former standard by half an
inch. A similar reduction became neces-
sary in 1896, and again after the
Napoleonic wars, that devoured the tall
est men of France at the rate of 80, 900
a year. The incessant wars of the Ro-
man Republic were, however, not fol-
lowed by any analogous results, observes
the New York Y0iee, and the luxury and
intemperance of the Empire did more to
hasten the progress of physical degenera-
tion than the slaughter of a thousand
battles. In France absinthe alone has,
in that respect, probably done more mis-
chief than gunpowder.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

To those persons who believe in the
doctrine OF retribution, muses. the Phila-
delphia Record, the death from hydro
phobia in the city of Mexico of Colonel
Miguel Lopez, the betrayer of the En-
peror Macmillan, will furnish text.
Lopez was Maxilian's trusted friend, and
the godfather of his child. For bribe
of $50, 600 he gave the password to the
troops of Juarez, so that they could enter
the city of Queretaro; and the capture and
execution of Maximilian followed. The
wife and children of Lopez left him; he
was Kissed on the streets; even beggars
refused his charity ard cursed him, and
for twenty-five years he lived summed
and despised, dying at last in paroxysm
of madness. Poor Carlotta and the mis-
guided Maximilian have been amply
avenged.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

1t is said, laments Anseys Weekly,
that the snake charming industry is on
the decline. 1t no longer affords an
opening to girls who feel within them
the promptings of lofty ambition to
earn two hundred dollars week and
their travelling expenses by dexterously
toying with lethargic pythons, comatose
boas, and cute, little spotted garter
snakes. The public is wearying of an
exhibition which, it has discovered, does
not require superhuman amount of
bravery. 1t wants to see something really
remarkable, entirely new, and absolutely
unprecedented-such as, for instance, a
female mouse tanner.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
Biggest Fresh Water Fish.

The biggest of fresh water fishes, the
'arapaima, of the Amazon, in South
America, which Crews to six feet in
length, has teeth on his tongue, so that
the latter resembles the file and is used
as such. Some kinds of trout also have
the same popularity. Fishes that swal-
low their prey entire nave their teeth so
supported on flexible bases as to bend
backward, but not forward, in order that
their victims shall not escape after they
have been seized, boston CultigatOY.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The poverty of the peasants around
Warsaw, Poland, is so great that whole
gangs of them have made it practice to
steal coal from the freight trains which
enter the city by night. Some of the
gang jump on the trains in motion and
throw the coal on the road, which their
coadjutors gather in sacks and wheel
barrows. TIE railroad companies have
obtained permission to place guards on
each train.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The Manufacturer Record publishes
full history of the development of the
phosphate mining interests of Florida
and South Carolina. Since 1889, when
one company commenced to mine phos-
phate rock in Florida on a small scale,
this industry has developed with wonder
ful rapidity, and the investments in
phosphate lands have been ON an enor-
nous scale. The AaRaJaeturers' Records
list of companies now operating there
shows that over S12, 900, 600 has been in-
vested within two years, and that these
companies now have a daily capacity of
of 2000 tons of phosphate rock which
win be increased shortly to 5000 tons by
the completion of mining plants now
under construction. In addition to these
companies tifty-one others, with an ag-
gregate capital stock Of over S21 900, 900,
have been incorporated to develop phos-
plate lands, but are not yet at work. In
South Carolina there are twenty-eight
phosphate mining companies, with an
aggregate capital of 81 $40, 900, and the
production last year was 537, 149 tons,
There are also eighteen fertilizer manu-.
featuring companies in that State, hav.
ing a capital of nearly IS, 100000.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
country.

Fruit growing is destined to be one of
the most profitable farm industries in
New England, predicts the Boston Cult
GATOR. 1t must receive equal attention
with our garden crops and our grain
fields. Neglected, our orchards and
vineyards will be the refuge of insect
pests. Intelligently cared for they will
reward the patient and skilful husband
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
RATES or ADVERTISING.
TODAY.

De swift to love your own, dears,
Your own who need you so;
Say to the speeding hour, dears,
81 will not let thee go
Except thou give blessings"
Force it to bide and stay;
Love has no sure tomorrow
II only has to-day.
Oh, hasten TO be kind, dears,
Before the time shall come
When you are left behind, dears,
In an all-lonely home;
Before in late eontrition
vainly you weep and pray;
Love has no sure tomorrow,
1t only has to-day.
Swifter than sun and shade, dears,
Move the fleet wings Of pain;
The chance we have to-day, dears,
May never come again.
Joyis a fickle rover!
he brooketh not delay,
Love has no sure tomorrow,
1t only has to-day.
Too late to plead or grieve, dears,
Too late to kiss or sigh,
When death has laid his seal, dears,
On the cold lip and eye,
Too late our gifts to lavish
Upon the burial clay;
Love has no sure tomorrow,
1t only has to-day.
--CongregationaliSt.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The Italian press is still indignant at
the report. of the New Orloaus grand
jury. The Popolo Romano says that it
will be impossible hereafter for any civil
lied country to make treaty with the
United States based upon reciprocal pro-
lection of the lives of citizens Of either
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
Two Senses of am Apostrophe.

In "Scenes Through the Battle Smoke"
is the following example of ill-chosen
eulogy: A missionary in India was shot,
as he sat in his veranda in the dusk of
the evening, by his own chowkeydar, OF
watchman, whether Intentionally or by
accident will never be known. Near a
public road stands hIs solitary grave.
on the stone at the head is the inscrip-
tion,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

1t is a fact worthy of note that al
though woman may be elected school
commissioner in Missouri, she cannot
vote for one.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24
SaLred
To the Memory
nf tho
pov y 81 So,,.,,boI

He translated the Scriptures into the
Afghan tongue and was shot by his own
chowkeydar
Wen done, thou good and faithful ser
want
--Argonau&
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

Sixty years ago the aggregate wealth
of the United States was only 81, ,000,-
600, 900; now it is S55, 200, 600, 900.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The railroads in this country kill
about $500 and wound about 5000
persons a year.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-06-24

The culture Of oranges in Califoruis
da,es back TO the time of the old Mission
fathers, who, it is sta.ed, brought the
seed from Spain.