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4 CIRCUs ATTACKED BF Mon
The Dig Test mud che Wagons Burned ma
the Morsea Cut I.oUae

TnoMrsoNvILLE, Conn. Aug. %. There Va.
no performance OF Harper Brothers circus
here last Eight because OF strike and a rio,
just before the show began tho actors ana
actressos presented themselves in n body Al
the ofllce and demanded tho back wages dina
them. thinking that this was o good time "A
there were over 1000 people inside who hod
pad admission. II. N. Harper, the pruproto,
refused 10 my them, whercupon tho perform.
ers declined to 60 on with tho show. As 5000
ms II was hoIsrd about among the crowd than
tho performers had struck. q demand a. made
by many for tho return OF their none,
Harper was in the ticket ofIlce. and while
their money he hastily placed the receipts
in a sntchel and slid out with all the cash.
As soon u. this trick was diseoyeteL. some one
erty. A Tow OF the cooor headed citiarn us urged
sns ma TS S &c ssys G
nmanded that everything DO ccnilseated, A
ersS 10 buy
Wy Fire tie tent" was the noxt.cry.
and soon the tent was Saturaie and the na'hh
applied. The big tent burned like finder aid
Tas tho sEy oe mics IT,.
stabbed asd all the animal. were Gu; loose,
many OF tho Inhabitants who had not joined
the mob caught and stabbed Us many OF the
horses as possible.
When the local police appeared on the scene
they drew their tevolvors ana ordered the mob
10 disporse, hut the excited crowd cared moth.
Tor pistols and tho work OF destruction went
on. Al or tho wagons hnd been fired tho mob
lice In charge OF the ruins. Tho show las
been doinE ; good business. but tho perform.
ers say tnat the money has been taken 10
Nothing has boon seen Of Harper but the ON.
GERS are after him. Tho feeling ae@ipst him .
Ms HIS cash BY night. TO some OF the per.
formers he owed as much ma s235. The hotel
keepers and other creditors have placed at.
tacumouts on the horses captured.
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We printed a day or two ago an extract
from letter of THOMAS JErFEnsoN's de-
claring his repugnance to undertake any
such Journey Of self-ndvertisoment and self
exhibition as that upon which tho latest OF
his SUCCESSORS Is now travelling.
II confess" wrote JEFFERSON, II am not
reconcilod to the idea Of Chief Magistrate
parading himself through the several states
as ON object OF public gaze and in quest OF
an applause which. TO DO valuable. should DO
purely voluntary. had rather acquire 81
lent good will by a faithful discharge OF my
duties, than owe expressions OF 1t to my put
ting myself in tho way Of receiving them
Concerning this truly Democratic and
credltable view OF official propricty, the
Philadelphia Press remarks:
"Jsrrrs.oss objection 10 taxing Trip through View
England and 'paradina himself through tho several
States object OF public gaze. h quoted by TnE
srS in commenting on President liArrisoss visit to
Vermont 1t 10 Just g well to remember that when
J.r,ru,os said this he intended 10 comment Gen.
WASHINGTON. who took such trim and TO sSa't and
magnify his devotion to duty at the expense OF tho
only millionaire ever elected President Of tho United
states"
Our esteemed contemporary cannot hnve
read the whole Of JErFERsoNs letter. which
was private one. not intended for publca-
tion. Tho third President expressly dis
avowed any intention OF rejecting upon
Gen. WASHINGTON:
"rhs oourss OF life which Gen wAsutscroS had run,
eivil and military the services he had rendered and
the space hs occupied In the affections OF his fellow
e,sns take from his example the weight OF presidents
for others because o;hers can arrogate TO them.
selves the claims 10 had upon the public homage. To
me- therefore It comes - . new question"
We hope that this further extract from n
remarkable letter will DO conclusive, 80 far
as the Press Is concerned, and that 1t will
lead our esteemed contemporary to retract
its unjust imputntion Of petty motives on
tho part OF THOMAS JEFFERSON.
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Gov. Pntti.on Tells About that Kiss.


Gov. rsuison did not kiss the lady: sho Kissed him
Ana what II nloFu neither IA ashamed say Last
WeInesinS the rs IuLli,hed despach from l'tts-
Durgh which dcsrrhed The s.ent and seated In par
lor st before Starting Tor Spring Lake
the Governor re A'c! hls side OF ne story.
" on Tuoshsy while IN camr. he said " four ladies'.
think, came u tie tent occupied aud were miro
ducei They evidently Delongsh IN tho ne!gIIUrhoal
aud lust evien'iv were farm, ?, wye, and daugh
t-r. After the Intro ne mn one Of them lady 10
years old should thimA said May kiss you Just
once sir ~
Governor reached this point ~ his story nearly
every other tourist IN the car
ing Mn Ihe hai not lett road street. station
aud his audlur lie noticed IA. interest
shown IN ms tale, and hesta,eu u moment llen he
Ald-a
VOL she asked mo, and l-lfAd n. could kiss me I"
"Nuere WIS the exact srOt "a 81 the rsnnTler
#" H. re" replied sr PAlii.On wh tbs touch
his right cheek half between - and ear I'd north
northeast from the socket oi b JAW bone
Yes" he ~ dsl drr,iniv. inosln: ant tho window
at tru"k 'oai Of tru' ks she Aissei me
"nii you KISS her ;"
"Net M air
reon'e ue,rhy chuctled.
Mili this establish prsce !ent;" 'a,i the Press re-
porter
Gov Farison started almo:, naerccp,ihly.
~ don know" he replied
III ~ lilo tram started.
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The Chignecto Ship Railway.

Tho projectors and proprietors OF tho
Chignecto Ship Railway, having run short
Of money, arc said to have applied to the
Governments OF Great Britain and the
United States for the $l.5OO, 600 needed to
complete It. 1t ia suggested that the Brit
ish Government should advance two-thirds,
and ours one-third OF tho amount. Tho sum
Of $500. oco is not very great, but 1t Is hardly
clear on what ground Congress could base
All appropriation for such purpose. The
Chignecto Ship Railway CROSSES the isthmus
between tho head Of the Bay Of FIndy and
Northumberland Straits, at the boundary
line between New Brunswick and Nova
Scotia. Thut region Is little out OF our
national bailiwlck ut prcsont
Possibly it may be thought that New
Brunswick. Nova Scotia, and Newfoundland
will In due time politically gruvitato to the
American Union. SO that our Government
may properly take az interest by anticlpa-
ton il tho Chgnecto enterprise. Or por-
hsps 1t may 10 suggested that this would
be . good way to purchase outright certain
port privileges In tho Dominion provinces
now afforded to our Now England tlshermen
only on tho payment Of license fees.
Whatever the chances OF the appeal for
help. either to London or Washington, tho
Chignecto enterprise Is interesting. The
project OF lifting vessels bodily and carry
Ing thon by rail across IN isthmus, instead
Of rcsorting to q canal has generally been
conn ected with very costly enterprises
Such were the proposals to build ship rail-
way through the south OF France. from the
Bay OF Biscay to the Mediterranean, and to
mako the Panama road ship railway
Such also was the leading scheme Of
this sort, that OF Capt. JAMES Is. EAps
who wanted to build ship rail.
way from point on tho Coatzacoalcos
River to tho Pacific, scaling tho Cordilleras
on the route. and constructing an air line 1870
miles long. at a high elevation, and with
grade Of moro than hundred feet to tho
milo ut the maximum. Even one form OF
tho Dominion project OF connecting tho
Georgian Bay with Lake Ontario contem.
plates railway eo miies loaE. and accord
inEly 1t Is now said that canal will prob
ably DO adopted.
Tho ChiEnecto railway route has an entire
length OF only IT miles. difference in level
Of only At feet between the two ends, and a
perfectly easy grade. Hence 1t presents the
great advantage OF testing the feasibility OF
ship railways on comparatively inexpen-
sive scale. Moreover. II the representations
arc correct. much moro than half OF the total
expense has already been incurred, and the
machinery for lifting tho vessels out OF tho
water aud raising them to tho rails has been
provided. Itm'ght pay tho Dominion Gov
eminent, II 1t seriously contemplates SUBJ
sidlzing ship railway from Georgian Bay
to Lake Ontario. to experiment on this
shorter route. Indeed. 1t Is In virtue of it's
value as an object lesson. apparently. that
the appeal has been made to the British
and American Governments.
Unfortunately for this plan. neither Of
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their present rate Of development would b
increased fourfold. Many Of tho most In
telligent mon In Manitoba say they have
not . doubt that II the bars were let
down their country would MI up with sur
prlsins rapidity. The merchants want GUS
toners. The farmers want nsighbors and
towns schools, churches, and railroads. All
the bleesings OF . comparatively dense popu-
lation would be thcirs within the next ten
years II they could attract tho immigration
and the capital they need. The idea oxiste.
and Is growing In that region. that union
with tho United States would give mighty
Impetus to It's material interests; and load
Ing annexationists In Canada belleve that
when the great change comes It will be
found that Manitoba and the Northwest
hapc been the most potent factors In bring.
Ing Il about
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HE WAS A WLLkING BARROOM.
How thc ProhlbitIonists OF . Connecticut
Eo.I.icense Town Wore Hoodwinked

How the ProhibitIonists OF . Connecticut
Eo.I.iccnse Town Wore lIoodwiuhed.
HAMRuRG Conn.,. Aug. 2a-The Prohibition.
lists OF this region are wild over n discovery
that thev have for years been hoodwinked BY
IN eccentric individual whom they supposed
was simon pure in his devotion to their princ.
plcs. The death OF this individual. whose
namo was Kildeer HUFF opened the eyes Of the
Prohibitiopists. HUI came to this pace soy.
eral years ago. He was strange person who
lived alone 10 q rude hut on Potato Hill. He
pretended to be deaf and dumb. but boys who
have tantaliZed him say that Hun could swear
very fluently. In addition he was humpbackeI /.
and. on account OF his deformitN. he was an
object OF pity to tho townspeope. none OF
whom knew where he came from.
Last Friday. Hun was found dead ~ the
roadside near his hut on Potato Hill. Tho VII
humpb ,ck. The doiormtty proved 70 be o mad
mint bottles CONTAINING rum, whiskey; and cor.
change. the humpback has been a walking
barroom, aud the mystery OF how he supported
himself IL solved. The town is a noIicenss
place. and the Prohibitonisls have nAttered
themselves that hero at least NJ drinking was
done. 1t Is remembered that HUI used to
prowl around late At night. during which time
he visited the houses OF those who love An oc-
oasiona nip. md either sold them pint bottle
or else u drink. for which he charged ouly hve
cents,
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Ono Why to Sci, CIEMr,.
Prom ne Isdiannp.i.s Sestinal

Prom NE I1ddn1psiiS Ssatinal
South Illinois street druggist man work I'd
n novel cigar selling scheme a few weeks ago
in Tho following fashion. lie found q stray
nicke on the floor az his store one morning
and resolved ~ post this notice on Tho window
Of his store:
81 sum Of money found on Tuesday last in
this estahll hmonr. The. owner will receive
The scheme worked like a onArin. Hundreds
81 citizens came ~ daily 10. over a week, vlls
the notice was lslt on the window. describing
Invariably every applicant for the lost money
bought ciGa: Some were sa'isilsl with 1.-Two.
nnX Gus TO Impress iho drug man 'avorably
towarl their claims, invests 10 two 10! a
turn'n druGiisy hid % order u fresh consign-
nent OF choice brands. None u tho anricanu
ever applis, for n mi kcl. Al he claim rae
iMg 10 mlsseI lis bAnk 10 X with tl.tOO.
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An An.r.Nuptlai Amdavit.

TTNl1 ~ IT sT0" TIT 'V''
WAaniNGToS. Aug .-Ycsterlay afternoon
IN nccoror Of Deeds received letter asking
il an uiIdaiil 10 lurvg0 the use Of lilu"r could
10 i"corivl. reply WAS cent expressing
doubts rs L. IN" legality ul tho iscoId there
Al noon ;o-iay tho writer, u iiLe-looNing gem
tcinnn. cal al and told lilo equity thar he
would fee. much anier II he knew thnt the pa-
record, 1t Is as follows. the name being
omiiiei:
l. .---,-- -. OF Washington. u e. do solomny
yrlinise All declare that wIii not under circpn
stances un 80, ordered aud rr-scrihrd ~ rty,t.An
tAsie AIr0hOc liquors during tho reua ",!sr II NY
M. aud q" fr her solsunnlr pr0IRl.e ani Gariso.
and should hr"Ag he sfOrrs,li ,rin.s. I'D dec A.
ration a'itr Uy marriage sou Iaks ~ MSS
- also ~ Mas imTtoT. u. -. nat tie "'Ny
them 10 she 50 lr-ires leave my Led aud toad .h'
That viii sunaort Ter Hereafter financially tar A.
M means may ainlt oI
It's slgned and dated Aug !. and attaches
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The Presidents Blunder.

It Is not quite clear whether the Hartford
Cbrrant means to express surprise or I'D
mlration in the subjoined remark concern.
Ing tho Governor Of New York:
MAY 10 doubted whether the present Governor OF
New York ever appeared to better advantage than on
Tuesday afternoon. Ills aud language In we
coming the President Of the United States were the
manners and language OF an American gentleman"
Why should not Governor Hills man
ners and language be those OF an American
gentleman
The felicitous exchange OF official compli-
ments between Governor HILL and Presi-
dent HARRISON at Albany was marred by
only one ceremonial blunder. and that was
not committed by tho Governor. The Presi-
dent assured his fellow citizens at Albany
that he received with great qualification the
Every cordial expressions which have fallen
from the lips Of his Excellency, tho Gov
ernor of this great State"
This was an astonishing display of igno-
rance on the part OF Gen. HARRISON. The
title Of His Excellency" belongs to two
Governors only In tho United States. namely.
Governor RUSSELL OF Massachusetts and
Governor FUTILE OF New Hampshire. AS
for Governor HILL, the President might
have styled him with equal propriety His
Potency. or His Brilliancy, or His High
Mightiness.
Nor does the title His Excelency belong
to Mr.. HILL by virtue Of his election about
six months ago as a Senator Of tho United
States from tho State Of New York. Ger
tainly Gen. HARRISON ought to know this.
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Mr.. Cleveland On tho Stump in Ohio.

1t Is Just ono month since Governor CAMP
NELb expressed tho opinion, born OF hope.
that tho slvcr question would not enter
largely into tho Ohio canvass. After tho
canvass Is two weeks Old - he rrophesicd In
IN interview at pittsburgh, "you Will hear
almost nothing outside oi tho tariff
Major MCklyLEY docs not secm to possess
that high sense u political ohvalry which
might imNcl him to yield to his opponent
Tho choices bo.h o. ground and OF weapons.
III his speech ut Niles on Saturday, tho Re-
publican canddnto devoted = great many
words tn tho ono subject which Governor
CAMrnsI... would gladly have him Ignore.
We may crrn venture to predict TIM. tho
moro tho discussion vi silver worries Cover
nor CAMrnn:.:. tho more porsistcntly and
malicionsly will tho Major keep on discuss
Ing FREQ coinage.
Tho event Of tho great o; cn-uir meeting
at Niles. howoror VAS tho appearance OK
thu lion. GROVER CLlNrhAHD on the stump.
Mr.. CLEVELAND did not appear In response
TO the cnrn"s. appeal Of tho Democratic
State Committee, nor, indeed. was he pres
ont in proper person. But no WAS ndroitly
introduced hy thu Nupulounlc Major to &c.
publican audience as % Republican advo.
cats, and was made to nrrvo tho Republican
ca'lso without tho slightest consideration
for his own feelings. or for those OF Cover
norCAMrnELt.. tho Democratic candidate.
Tho antl-sl!vcr letter OF Mr.. CLEVELAND
10 tho Hon. A. J. WARNER In 1855, and his
lottcr Of 1891 to tho Cooper Union meeting.
bid air TO figure among the most efrertlvD
OF Republican campaign documents In Ohio
this ycnr. There Is no way II which Gov
crnur CAMPBELL and his friends can pre-
vent 1t, however they may dislike It,
We do not know OF any legal procoss OF in
junction, Indictment or arrest by which
Major MCKINLEY and his wicked associates
can be deferred from dragging the Hon.
GROVER CLEVELAND from stump to stump
In Ohio between now and Nov 3 and max
Ing him stand On every stump aud tell the
Ohio Democrats that they are crazy on tho
silver question. that their platform 10 rub
bish. that thoy arc enemies OF tho public
credit, and TINT unless beaten and humili-
atcd at tho polls they will help to involve
tho country In financial disaster extending
to every workshop, mill. factory, store. rail-
rood. and firm.
Such ia tho peculiar part In the Ohio can
vnss which destiny aud Major MCKINLEY
have arranged for GROVER CLEVELAND.
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Harrison's Montana Chief Justice for
Blaine First.
Prom the 81. Paul Globe.

CHER Justice Blake will be remembered - President
Harrison'a appointee to the Territorial bench and
when the Territory became State he was elevated TO
the position he holds lie Ia very strong Repub
lcan Tho strange part of 1t all 10 that Judge Blake 10
o strong Blaine man. neither his own appoint ment
that OF Tom Carter apparently having made Harrison
lite OF him
Montana sau extremely doubtful State politically"
said Judge Blake IN anewsr to question, "And there
IL no telling how It will 20 at tho next election Speak
Ing seriously. think Blaine would carry Montana as
he the almost unanimous choice OF the party FOR the
nomination. Montana has been for him since 1880
and still hore to him President. In case he IS
not candidate. think Harrison delegation will be
sent to tho National Convention"
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The Philadelphia Recordhas the important
Information that the Hon. JAMES G. BLAINE
cannot become candidate for President as
against Con. HARRISON without violating "a
SOLEMN pledge 10 Mr.. HARRISON for a second
term" II there is In existence any such letter
to Gen. HARRISON as Mr.. BLAINE wrote to Gen.
GARFIELD about the end OF the year 1880.
promising loyalty and self placement, the fact
is not generally suspected. Is the Record sure
that 1t is not confusing tho GARFIELD incident
with the circumstances Of Mr.. DIAINEs up
pointment to Con HARnIsoNs Cabinet?
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There wero seven lives lost by sunstroke
last week In this CITY, and there we're many
cases OF pros,ratlon from the same cause with
out fatal result. The sunstroke vscord Of the
week was heavier than that OF any other week
Of the summer. 1t Is warning to those people
who work out Of doors or are otherwise e1-
posed to tho suns rays In the heat Of the day.
Tho farmers custom Of wearing a cabbage leaf
inside the straw hat is recommended BY some
doctors Us safeguard against sunstroke.
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Some limo 20 Hamilton Gregg gave chat
te NOR gage on an gan. This organ is The
pride oil tho Gregg household and MAS the
special pride Of OLD man Giegg's fair young
daughter. who was wont 10 charm Mrs. Gregg
into fnirylnld Ivy her sweet operations ON tho
instrument which her father had bcea un-
musical snouRh t. mortgage.
Two or ,hree days RGo tho mortgage ms
tmred. but tha money WAS not forthcoming.
The holder. upon treggS faiiu!o TO como to
time. sent bn III Tor he OrgBr,
Eut tho hnilill didn't get it, Mrs Gregg and
aNugh'ersent the baiif about his business.
went his why quietly but soon returned and
took n!d man Gregg a. charge for bot turning
over tho Collateral. lie Wis taken to All. old
and aisiod ns lie was. sacrifice for Mrs. and
Miss GreGG's love for music.
He n carpenter hy trade and takes his In.
cRIceralion philosOphicnliy. lie says |! the
old lady And her gal wants the origin wusS
AN him they can take It aud 60 to Guinea."
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There Is n certain shrewdness In the Hay
tian rsvoluilonists. They have concluded not
to stir UP trouble until the coffee crop has been
gathered. Whom the crop is In and paid for.
they will have the time aud tho money needed
for plotting and fighting Meanwhile they will
endure their grievances. restrain their pas.
sions. and curb their ambition 10 win rsnown
upon the CORY field under tho banner of Gen.
Geous uniform.
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GIRLS SAVED TIE TRAIN.
Presence OF Mind aad . Good Hun Pro.
vented the Loss OF Macy Lives.
From fhs &, I,au T,fon>er p,esr


There arc two young girls now in St. Paul
who are deserving Of honorable mention 70! .
recent prompt nni heroc act OF theirs which
Week with tho probabie loss Of human lie.
The wo girls are Lizzie l'nrron Of this city and
al no
long sine, aud It was during this visit that the
act OF bravery was performed.
about four miles eat OF Shakope. they came
to III: track e the a'tinss AMI Dakota divis.
they started TO walk. They had not proceeds
far when they discovered that tho beams OF .
epsireIy hnrned hWay There was nolbi1e les
but q shell. which, would scarcely bear up
nn Ter the weight ir Of hand ca. but 'sy
rs The rails were stll in their proner posil ions
At the time Of the discovery it was lust about
u! ouce, flashed npon tn. MINDS, Of The two
girls !nstead OF 1esomps nanis stricken
s to eo ns h n,e hs sy
rushed down the track toward n. approach.
S 5'n the 81 which could 10
curve at full speed not far away. ami win
older persons than they might we'll have
Gu4lei before the, approaching mon-ter
nna Of tie Of s w6dh haS asp
warn tho engineer. But their hearts never
ialt.red and they remained standing npGn the
told thcm hat their signals we're comprs:
aside. while. the train rushed hy them with
ihs spRTks Of l!re a. ing frnm the wheels as they
were Cripped hy the steel shoes OF Tho air
brakes. Tho train was brought Ia . stand sill
b.lorn he ruined cui> ert was reached. and he
girls modcstly received the thanks OF tho pas.
sengcrs and trainnen for their prompt action
IN aycrtiIg serious wreck.
When tito Milwaukee m ials beaame aware
81 tho acts in the case tho general MANAGER
issued orders TO suitably reward the two girls,
which las Just boon done Oy tho local oi1icers.
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oh, cod white ships!
oh, grim white snips'
Oh. s,stoIy ships
All wrinklei DER
With Armor pistsh
Ard frowninR heavily
Win deadly Guns
Whose black mouths KAps
A. every port for hood aud death,
How sail yo on.
Upou the placid bosom
OF these summer seas
Green frinRed along the shores
And beautiful As
Peace dropped asa
Norselled victim 70
Ahunsry war;
oh, fair white ships
Oh. sweet white ships.
Oh. stately ships
White winsoi. and dove NE.
sailys'n.
And In your bosoms bear
Not blood and death,
Hut brave Iisutonanta
Beautiful and true
To serve gentle sacrifice
At seaside swell rssorts
Led unrcsistins to tho altar ores
by summer girls.
The vsslsl virgins
OF thcss seaside shrinss'
Oh. Grand white shipsI
Oh. perfectly magnificent white ships,
Oh just tOoioveiy for Any use white ship,i
No longer sail ye on.
but tie UP 10 The bank
And ne up light
All you'd come to stay.
uh. dear white shipa
So hat the brave Lieutenant
And The 'imid summer girl
Mar have chAnr,
To iiri II out on tins line
Hn tAkes the entire
Y, 4. Navy
Al sgmr.sI
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The Chief Justice 10 reported as snyinR
that "anr man may be mentioned for the
Presidency" In . certain sense that Is true !:
but It Is likewise true that every man 10 not
mentioned for the Presidency By so powerful
aud sagaolous q leader OF political opinion rs
the Hon. JOHN r. MEAaHER Of Mankato. and
that no man mentioned for the Presidency
before the Chief Justices turn ever wrote
such beautiful Anacreontics In praise Of
sparkling red wine and bibulous Joys.