The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
BRIGHT BITS.

Or every 1000, 900 people in the world 800 are
blind, and the other $4,000 cannot see their
own faults.-0d City Blizzard
STILL another revolution in South America is
new railroad that has just been opened in
sraziL-BuGclo Express.
ST. AGEDoRE-I can't understand it at all.
De Msscus--Understand what?
How such an upright piano can pass such
bad notes. st. Joseph Aeacs
MoCoRKLE-Jsysnith calls himself a self
made man.
McCrackle--Well, no one who knows him
Will dispute the asSertion.-JLdge
FoND MoTHER-John, do you know GertIe has
arranged a little piece for the piano?
Fond Father-Good Peace fer the piano
means peace for all of us.-Detroit Free Press
PAW, what is partisan?'
ITS a man that's always on one side''
And INDEPENDENT
20, he's always on the other side. "-Ir.dian-
dpolts Journal
AwEsTRUcK VISITOR 1t must be very difficult
to produce suoh an exquisite work of art
Won Dauber-Nonsenso. Almost ANYBODY can
paint picture, but finding q rich fellow to buy
it after it is painted is where the art comes in
TeIas SiJtin0s.
An INDIAN has just been sent to prison in In
diana for stealinga pair of breaches. If the
red man is thus Chez fed in his attempts to at
tire himself in the garb of civiliza-
ton, what courage viii he nave to continue In
the path Of rogress?-Cour isf Journal
ASKED her heart of Winifred,
All if l could but win it:
She laughingly replied: Dear Ned
fear you are not in it,"
-HarUord Lampoon.
THERE are sonnets TO an eyebrow,
There are rondeaus to shoe;
There are madrigals to duchesscs
Whose nose and hose are blue;
There are ballads to the dairYmaid
With her ankles in a brook
But why don't poets write rhyme
Or so about the cookS
Chicago Ne,cs.
EDIToR-The young man you recommended,
Spacer, will turn out 8 brilliant write
Spacer-I thought his head contained large
deposits of gray matter. What has he done?
Editor-He never fails to jab his paste brush
into his ink well.-Net0 Yor. Herald.
EVER had your life insured, old fellow"
mo. Companies won't take me. Heart &C.
ton too feeble. Nobody to insure for, any
how"
Amt you married!"
mo. Heart action too feeble for that, too. "
Chicago Z. tbune.
Mrs. CHIDEFELLow- Why do you employ
such very pretty, girls to wait on your custo-
mers Mr.. Draparleigh?
Mr.. Draperieigh you see, my next door
competitor. Mr.. Haberdash, is giving away a
necktie with every 81 shirt, and thought the
girls would be just as good a counter attrac-
ton.
WAGLEY-pn tell you how TO make lot of
money.
Wooden-How?
Wagley-Buy a lot of Thermometers, now and
sell them next July.
Wooden 1 don't see how l can make any
money that way.
Wagley-Why. man, they're sure to 60 up 50
or 90 points.-Boston Counter
YEP" said Pink Ministers, the tramp, II
wisht had as many dollars as it is easy to git
hats. You see, gang Nv will lay down in
the weeds along side Nv the railroad a little way
from the water tank. Jest as passenger train
is about to start off, after the engine is through
takin' water, we jump up an boiler, 'Howdy,
Kernel" Then all the men In the cars stick
their heads out NV the winders, and we grab
their hats an slide. Nv course, this is in the
south. In the west say Jedge' an in the
east 'Perfesser.' Anywhere else we sing out
Howdy, Mr.. Smith Nv GreensbIro SraYks.