St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-01-20
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

Regarding the future of the st. Paul Press
club. it can he trufhfully said that it is UNI
clouded. In the past it has been sustained
and cherished by several earnest, patriotic
newspaper men who have had its best inter
ests at heart and who have been loval to the
trust. To them all honor is due. Tothelr
conscientious efforts ii owes its very llfe.and
it now devolyes upon other and later re-
crUits to assist the veterans who have carried
its colors to the front. The executive COM
mittee chosen at the last meeting is an excel
lent one. Its personnel could not be I'M
proved upon by the most captious critic MOI
man among them has ever posed III the
attitude of a dress parade journalist, and
upon their efforts will depend expected
progress in the coming year, the report OF
which will undoubtedly be ratified with nigh
encomiums at the next annual gathering.
Now is the time to subscribe.
Ben Harrison arises at O'Clock each morn
ing for the purpose of hanging new polit-
ical milestone about his neck.
Deadlocks barred, to-morrow's sun will go
down upon vast mass of senatorial wreck
age.
The war is over, and even the cigar store
Indians are coming in nights to Keep COM
pany with the base burner
::
Jason Gould is said to have told funny
story soon after the adjournment of the
presidents meeting in New York. The funny
story mood invariably permeatesa man when
things are coming his way.
For the first time in his vice presidential
H. do
bound, partisan, 7x9 New York Press an OPP
portunity to praise him. He has done some
thing of note something real mean and Re-
publican. He cast the deciding vote that en-
abled the United States senate to take up the
election bill. Thirty senator's opposed the
measure; thirty others favored it. And Mr..
Morton handed his name down to political
infamy by forcing an obnoxious measure
upon majority of the people, North and
South. No duck is so dead in the reedy
marshes of the feeding ground as Vice Presi-
dent Morton.
So. here's to Bob Boylan-may fate
Forever attend him with smiles;
The prizes of life on him wait
The dolce far niente that beguiles.
So, here's 10 Bob Boylan, and here
Is groan for the thrusts that he parted;
And the toast that we watt to his ear,
Is How to be happy. though married"
Chief Little Wound voice is still for war.
1t is no wonder that he is in an ugly frame of
mind. 1t is given out cold that for the past
eighteen months he has been a subscriber of
the Weekly Pioneer Press.
1t transpires that Dempsey's nose was not
broken. The same cannot be said of his
hacker.
The man with pull will never try to
push in green baize saloon door that opens
outward.
Secretary Noble moves around among the
pension bureau, the census bureau and the
Indian bureau, and wherever he goes he
leaves behind a trail Of disorder and the
aroma of ssncompetency. Respectfully re-
ferred to b. Harrison.
Kansas legislature to Ingalls-No thorough
fare.
I'd rather be a millionaire
And bask in Mammon's smile,
Than waste in legislative air
My glittenng, golden pile.
Poker Charlie" Farwell.
Amelia Rives Chandler has written another
warm, muddy-complexion ned novelette,.
Richard Henry Stoddard, who has looked
over the manuscript says the pruning knife
will have to be used upon it. But Richard is
aging. and growing somewhat prudish with
the flight of time. BY the grace of Wan john
nymaker. let the book start merrily Oh its
circuit through the mails.