The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1891-03-26
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Miss Margiu Peters ,ohe bride}--Deat
ma Pm al pt s-.rlmh'4, Ina 80 excited
ltd be ID eood Joke - ta,orad p'om away
How doe. MY dress hang The t0lF' Pun
out ny trail l"- BE-. 'ro- ime lt.rr T-'Ie
one and Ill hrt H.. p. ne ja-a. Do"
ny heart going '.r0l aCp Cop
plav-fip a. .,:.'. ff.tw .a cared H
/ am Wu4 ..Y .no 49, sees "-.-- 49,
stand up! Has he come yet? Lordy, how
tight my gloves arel How do look any
how? Pm too near scared to death to act
decentl Who all is down stairs' should
think all creation was there from the noise
they make. Only five minutes until we
must 20 down. II l should tumble over In
a faint Tell Jim to come on Pm ready.
Mr.. Jim Beau Che bridegroom)-Golly,
Mag, you look prettier'n red wagonl
My obi how fine we arel
Mag-Shut up, you skeezicks!
JIM won'tl I've notion to kiss you,
you look so sweet.
Mag-You sha'n't do anything OF the
sort, and nuss my hair and veil all up
you big grump! Myl I'm most scared to
deathl
Jim-What you scared of
Mag-Ohl | hate so to go down fore
everybody an hav' 'em all gawping at US.
Jim-Pugh! Much care for their gawp-
ingl Pm too all fired happy to care for
anything! feel like standing on my head
and yelling "gloryp
Mag-Oh, you duncel ThereI The
clock s strikingS. Wemust go down. Tee,
bee, heel Stop squeezing my hand so, Jimi
You'll bust these awful tight gloves. I'm
30 scaredl Hee. hee, heel
THE CONGRATULATIONS,
swish you joy, Mr.. and Mrs, Beau"
"Tee, hee, heel"
"Many happy returns Of the day"
"Thanks-hee, heep'
"Oh-Magl You look just lovely"
"Ha, Jiml Ha, Magl Hope you'll be
ever and ever so happyW
snake Jim build the fires, Mag"
"Tee, hee, heel Hee, hee!'
"Well, Maggie, you and Jimmy air goin'
tew try double harness, be yer He, ha,
hawl Wish ye joyP'
La, thank YEP
ooh, Mag, hee, heel Pm so glad-hee-
hector you! Hee, heel Ev'ry thing went
off beauteeful! Tee, hee, hee! And O-Mag
WHISPERS Historically to bride)-Hee,
bee, heel
"Tee, hee, heel ha Tidy Hee, hee, heel"
OVER TIE PRESENTS.
Gust look at this log cabin quilt Amt
It lovely? It's from her grandma"
"And see these piller cases, all tucks and
inserting and ruffles. There's sight of
work on 'emp'
what did Jim give herr"
T.. N Cil a In md xfok
ure of himself all framed, and nice dress
pattern with all the Innings aud trim
mings."
"Myl he's gen'rous. She gave him that
lovely hair wreath. It's made out of the
hair of all his folks and hers. Amt it
beauty"
'See these socks-six pairs of 'em from
his Aunt Jane, and she knit 'em all her.
self"
"Her mother gave her them blankets
and good feather bed and whole set Of
chanyl'
"Ain't that tidy sweet pretty?"
"Her Aunt Marier sent that glass sass
dish"
"His father gave 'em two dozen chickens
and a splendid Jersey COW and ten dollar
bill"
"The landp'
"Ain't that pincushion beauty"
"And see that beautiful hand painted
satin bannerl His aunt painted it. She's
geenous, tell vel Amt them canary
birds lovely on itP"
81 thought they was meant for pigeons,
but they're purity, anyhow. What a sight
OF presents they've gotP
"Yes-and all SO NICE"
eyes"
81 tell ye they're lucky"
Eyes. "--Drake's Magazine.