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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
NIGHT TEMPERATURE FOR PLANTS.

NIGHT TEMPERATURE FOR PLANTS.
The constantly increasing use of green
houses IN tue cultivation of plants makes
knowledge OF the best methods for
their management of general Importance
In growing plants under natural con-
ditions out-of-doors it is well known
that they undergo wide variations of
temperature in the changes from day to
night, 1t IS not, howeve', as generally
known that such changes in temperature
are equally necessary for successful plant
growing in glass structures where arti-
fetal heat is used. On this subject Mr..
Saunders, the Superintendent of gardens
and grounds at Washington, has said
that one of the most prevalent aud in.
furious errors in the management of green.
houses AMI other plant houses is that OF
6ceping the temperature too high during
the night. To maintain as high degree
of heat during the darkness as during
the light IS practice opposed both to
SC .cnce and the results of ex perience.
1t is said thar plants grown in nearly
uniform temperature under glass seldom
ripen or mature their wood in thorough
manner, the buds are immature and make
feeble growth, ana the who'll e plant con,
tracts delicate habit Of constitution
which render, it incapable of withstand
ing the slightest neglect without injury.
On the contrary, plants constantly sub.
iected to suitable lowering of night
temperature are more robust, have short.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
How TO KEEP APPLEs,

When apples are as plenty as this year
it is good plan to bay stock when
cheap. "Thc main point is TO keep at
low, equable temperature. A cellar
that will not freeze and is a little above
the freezing point answers best. By tax.
ing pains enough almost any kind of
fruit can be kept much longer than is
generally supposed. Apples may be had
fresh and crisp the year around. Tho
secret is in Keeping them dry and cool
In the first place they must be picked and
handled so as to keep them perfectly free
from bruises, Only perfect fruit will
pay for such care. Apples should be
placed On shelves or i'll shallow boxes,
SO that they do not press much on each
other. II they are actually free from
contact or if they are wrapped in soft
paper very little change in them will be
observable. - Greats Fruit Recorder.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
The Weight Of a nGrain. :,

The smallest measure OF weight in use
the grain, has its name from being orig
inally the weight of gram of wheat.
A statute passed in England in 1865,
ordained that thirtytwo grains OF wheat,
taken from the middle Of the ear, or
head, and well dried, shot make n
pennyweight, twenty of which should
make an ounce, while twelve ounces
were to make a pound. The pound,
therefore consisted then Of 1850 grains.
Some centuries later the pennyweight
was divided into twenty-four grams,
which make the troy pound, as now
used, $3.50 grains. Tbs penneweight
was the exact weight of the old silver
penny,-Sf. LOUIS Republic.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

4 mixed train wllrun between Hagers own
and Winchester, as follows: Leave uagers.
own 500 r m, arrive Martinsburg tFreigh.
Station 7:25 m; leave Marlinsburg p
seHger Station 500 M, arrive Wi nhe as
$3.50 m. steF
Additional train will leave Harrisburg
daily except Saturday and Sunday at $50 p
m, arriving at Carlisle at 7:l0p IN, stopping
at all intermediate stations; on Saturdays
trains will leave Harrisburg at $40 p IN
arriving nj Carlisle $40 p IN, stopping at
intermediate stations.
Memphis + xpress and New Orleans EXPIRES.
run daily between Harrisburg and Hagers
town AID Morning Mail daily between Har
rishurg and Chambersburg.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars between
Hsgerstown and New Io-l on Atlantic EK
press and Night Express cast and on Memphis
Express aud New Orleans Express west.
Pullman Sleeping Cars on Night Express
and New Orleans Express between Philadel
phia and New Orleans.
Through Coaches to and from Philadelphia
ON Morning Mail east and Hagerstown Ae
oommodation west.
H5-Connections for all stations on Cum
herland Valley Railroad and Pennsylvani,
Railroad system.
J. F. BOYD, superin endent.
WM. GARD, Agent.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

Do NOT make Of your head a dime
museum.-Galveston News.
THE mimic's taking Off is not
generally considered a bereavement.
Boston Courier.
THE puppy that gets cream three
times a day is reared in the lap of
luxury. -PittsbuTg Dispatch.
II all men were saints calls for cabs
after midnight would be few and far
between. Baltimore American.
BOARDER-It looks now as if the
weather had settled. Landlady-
Yes, it has set very good example.
Boston Gazette.
Il WOULDN'T object to TIL ELEVATED
railroads so much, said the new al.
derman, eff they wuz only undher
ground. Washington Star.
THE Government will weigh whisky
hereafter. This may give a fellow a
chance to know about how much he
can carry.-Columbus Post.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
EeILEp GRAIN roR srocx.

Farmers who are distant from mill can
generally afford to purchase those porta
BILE mills made for farm use, operated By
horse power, which at the seasons when
most grain is fed majority OF farmers
have more of than they can fnd use for.
But there are many who cannot, or think
they cannot, afford TO purchase these.
For such the old. fashioned plan of boil
ing grain makes esexcsllent substitut C
for grinding it. The graIa in boiling is
swollen, thus preventing the distention
of stomach that is often caussd by whole
grain whea it digests slowly Boston
CUitirator.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

Whether on pleasure hen;o business. should
take on every tiip bai,lc Of syra1 Of Figs, a
1t acts most pleasantly anl cfec,aa'iy on the
kidneys, liver and hl0eis. preventing fevers.
headaches and Other forms Of sickness. Far
sale IN 5oc. and 81 to;,.cs by all leading drug
gists
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
DONALD KENNEDY
Of ROSbuTy, Mass, says

Kennedy's Medical Discovery
cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep
Seated Ulcers of 40 years
standing, Inward Tumors, and
every disease of the skin, cx-
cept Thunder IIumor, and
Cancer that has taken root,
Price, $3.50. Sold by every
Druggist in the United States
and Canada.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
Money in Chickens.

. -asu Who fe~c,ed q f,srs|
d rs 80 % CONDJf-fi;;'
a not lTHI YARD As al
isitISESS not ~ 4 fsel
iifge. 1slise living u Ina t.
tesf nd family dreaded
" Is b. care he Sulsieatl
furh afier,i0n a. or Al
nerd u irrctd viii com
nana, aaG he result Va 4
fTsAd farerss GfffT he i.sI|
e.-af ai1fa mJllfy ADD knf|
tes1rffs " Yzlasbie cficf-l
~, r. sxpefsneniinR. Rhssl
II s-7rned IA Al thess ,t.arsl
i rintl.siisd n this book
= a.ch W. seH6 pOsipaia 10,
- cents 10 sismrs. I'll
2 4, ffs tVa how 70 De.cciI
sffl Gore Itfeascs. ho.s ~
rcd lcF E.,zs ard aiso faf'
u'itrilg. which FoNf ii
tsge Tor Bleeding Pnrpossr
sud everything. indeed. yoa.
s1g'i1 Eucs a this 81 .eci,
Ec1E TIE, gorsR
~ .1lr.r - - v fFfH
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
tDALTIMOoE AND OHIO RAILROAD
Id TINE SCHEDULE.
In Effect Spadcy, November 15h, 1891

WESTBOUND.
Nc. Ve,tibuled Linn ted daily. leaves New
York l2:l5 NJ; ph iadeipuia S:l5. Baltimore
1920, Nashingt III lI:30 arrives at Martins.
'burg 1910 m and Lhic 60 1855 III. Con.
Hects at II mclcR tor BerSeley Springs and
at Cumberland for Pittsburgh.
No. Z Nestibulcd Express daily. leaves New
York l:3 N, Philadelphia 4:05, Baltimore
$50 Washington S:l5; arr YES at Martinsburp
1887 p IN, and Chicago Al $50 m.
No l VesJibuled Limited daily. leaves New
York $3.50 a III, Philadelphia 1885, Baltimore
2.39 p m, Washington $500 arrives at Martins.
burg at $40 P M c ncinnati 7:45 m and ST.
Louis $40 2 n. Connects at Hancock fol
Berkely Springs except Sunday.
No. 3 Nestibuled L press daily, leaves New
York 500 , N, Philadelphia 7:22, Baltimore
1880, Washington 1872; arrives at MARITIME.
burg eco m, Cincinnati 5:lj M, ana ST.
Louis 5:l5 m.
No. Pittsburgh Express daily. leaves New
York 1870 IN, Pnila e phia 4:0j. Baltimore
IA Washington S;iJ; arrives at Martnsburg
1l;06 P IN mud Pittsburgh at G;2O a m.
No. 13 Baltimore and Cumberland Accom-.
notation daily leaves Baltimore at 400 IA m.
via Old Line, arrives at Martinsburg at SIS
m. and Cumberland HIS NJ Stops at all
stations and connects at Hancock fO5 Berke.
ley Springs except Sunday.
No. Is. Baltimore and Piedmont Accom-
mediation daily, except Sunday, leaves Balti-
more via Old Line a. $40 II, arrives al
MariInsburg at l:24 IN, and at Piedmont at
b.25 pm SioFs at all stations and connects
Mt Hancock for Berkely Springs and at
Green Spring Run for Romney.
EAsTBoUND.
No. G ycsubuIed Limited daily, leaves
Chicago 2:j5 m, arrives at Marinsburg 80
pm, Washn g.ou 4:i5, Baltimore 5;l5, Phi'a-
dclphla S:l3 anu New York at 1910 p M.
Connects with Pittsburgh train ct CunIber-
land.
No s Vestihulcd Express daily, leaves
Chicago L 10 q III, arrives at Mattinsburg
1885 10 " shiuctan 1916. Baltimore 100 p
N, IAnadc.phia 3:25 and NV York GOO p n.
No. Il Express daily, leaves Pittsburgh
920 p IN. arrives Mt MartinshTrg 5;0l N,
Washington 7. H. & fillmore 8:i5, PM adelphia
ll:l0 nnd New York l:I5 ut.
No. Vestibuled Limited daily, leaves St
Louis 500 81 m. Cincinnati 7:20 m. Arrives
at MartuSbrrg 1854 a m, Washington 2l0,
Iinltiuo 3.l5 Philadelphia 6;15 and New
York 1852 pm Sjors 1T Shenandoah June
{ on; connects at IIarper's Ferry Tor Lexing-
ton and intermediate stations; at Weverton
for Hng"rstowu AMI at Washington Junction
for Frederick, except Sunday.
No. 4 Vcstihuled Express daily, leaves st
l. ui> S: , 70 m, Cincinnati s:lj n M, arrives
~ Maruns1nrg l:3l m, Washington $3.50
baltimore 400, Philadelphia 100 and New
Nor- L. IS IN.
No 10 Cumberland and Baltimore Accom-
notation, daily caves Cumberland $50 p
N, arrives at Martin, hu . al $50, Wash ng-
ton s:io, Baltimore lr:uO p M Philadelphia
4;0S IN ard New ori, no a m. Stops AT
All stations West + Washington Junction;
connects 1T Haspnr's Ferry for Winchester.
Vow VT.tgr IA
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

II. NAqcET, whose divorce Law in France
freed great many women, including Sara
Bernhards from Objectionable husbands am
vice rersa, is hunehbsrk, Socialist, poe
and pa hlieles.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

There IS more catarTh N this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years WAS supposed Il
be incurahle. For great rIany years doctors
pronounced IL a local disease, and prescribed
local remedies. and by constantly failing tc
curshle. Scheme has proven caiarrh 10 lie a
constitutional disease, and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured bt + J Cheney d Co. Toledo.
Ohio, IL the oniS constitutional cure on the
market. II is taken internally in doses from
lOdrops 70 leaspoonful. Il acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system.
They oifer Slth for any case IL fails 10 cure,
Send for cirrnlsrs and testimonials. Address
J CnENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
G1.ll A..-I In
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

FITS Stopped FREE BY DIS kLtVE's GREAI
NERVE kFsroREG No hts fer FIRST day.
me. Marvellous cures. Treti,c amt tril
bottle free. DR.. Kiine Area 81. Paila.. "a
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

lAnIEs nee INK tonic, or children who
want building up, should take Browns IRON
Hiiters. II j. rirasAnt 10 take, cures Malaria,
Indigestion. Bilio isness ami Liver Com.
laints, makes the ~ God rich and purc.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

A CURE for nearly all OF the common MS
what. DOCTORS Pslaw. Take BeechaIn' q
ILLS For sale By all druggists. . cents
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

MS IS the query per
What Is pctually on your little
boys lips. And he is
1t For2 no worse than the big.
ger, older, balder-bead
ed boys. Life is all interrogation
point. What is it for2" we con
tinually cry from the cradle to the
grave. So with this little intrcduc
tory sermon VIC turn and ask: Wla,
is AUGUsT FLOWER FOR p AS easily
answered as asked 1t is for Dys
pepsia. 1t is a special remedy foi
the Stomach and Liver. Nothing
more than this but this brimful.
We believe August Flower cures
Dyspepsia. We know il will. We
have reasons for knowing it. Twenty
years ago it started ina small country
town. To-day it has an honored
place IN every city and country store,
possesses one Of the largest manu-
featuring plants in the country and
sells everywhere. Why is this The
reason is as simple as a child s
thought. 1t is honest, does one
thing, and does it right along--it
cures Dyspepsia. -
C. G. GREEN, Sslc Ian'fr. Woodbury. n. ].
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
~ he ,lenr ro,ln1

Al he year ro0ad
is the time when DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery works the best.
1t puriGes the blood.
It's not ike the sarsaparillas,
which claim to do good in March,
April, and May; you can depend
upon it dlcdVs. That's why it is
gsardntecd If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case for which it's
recommended, you have Your money
back.
No other medicine Of its Kind
SAYS as much but no other dos
as much. Il cleauses, renews and
inyigorates the entire system. For
all skin, scalp and serofulous afFee-
tons, as Eczema, letter, Salt.rhcum,
White Swellngs, Hip.joint Disease,
and kindred ailments, it's q Posi,iee
cure.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

The propric;ors Of Or. Sagc's
Catarrh Remedy ofIcr $500 for an
incurable case Of Catarrh. 1t isn't
mere talk - its business
They mean 10 pay YOU, il they
can't cure yoa. Bat yoa'll find
that they can.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
Malaria

Il believed 20 be caused by poisonous inlsnss arising
from low marshs land. from decasing vegetable
matter, and which, breAthed into ne lungs enter
and poison the blood u healthy condition Of the
blood is maintained by taking Hoods SarsapariTia
one Is much Les liAhe to malaria, and Hocls Sara
priiia has cured many ~ this distress
Ing affection IN The advanced stages wbeE the
tsFrih.e chlls and fever prevailed. Try n
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

The worst robbers are rot those W no carry
cluls.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

Leave Wiliamsport tor 1lagerstown nj 6:25,
as and 1865 a IN, and las and Gas p m.
Leave llageEstowu for Wiliamsport at $50
m, and 1913, sos, $50 aud S;G5 IN.
Leave Rocky Ridge 'or Emmitsburg at 10 40
m, and 1888 and 6;35 p IN.
Arrive at Emmitsburg al lilo I'm and 4:t3
and 7:e5
Leave Emmitsburg for Rocky Ridge at 500
o NJ, and 1852 and $50 p n.
Arrive at Rocky Ridge at SD NJ, and S22
and $50 p m.
Leave Frederick Junction for Frederick
a. 1892 a m, and 500 add - p m
Leave Frederick Juneton for Taneytown
Littlestown, York Wright-ville and Colun.
bia, at 9:5S N, ami 5:i5 y N.
THROUGH TRAIN FOR FREDERIC x
leaves Baltimore at BIS pm, arrives at Fr,d-
erlck at S p m, and leaves Frederick at 200
m, and arrives in Baltimore at $40 a m.
II. & P, r. r. Trains leave Shippensbure
at $50 m, and l:2Q p m, and arrive at Sb p.
| pensburg at 1l;32 IN and 6:55 P m, dnily, ex-
cept Sunday.
$Daily. Mondays only, All Others
| Daily, except Sunday.
| ]. NJ. HOOD, b. II. GRISWOLD.
| Gen1 Manager. Cent Pass. Agent.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

People very often get rich by nird,ns
their own business
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

The golden calf never becomes COW thai
gives milk.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

"a CHICAGO man, Just UacK from a
trip through Alaska, was asked what
he thought Of the Muir glacier 'It's
grand; It's immense" he replied
"Its worth all we paid for Alaska it,
self tell you" he went on, en-
Enthusiastically, that glacier, if it was
worked right, would Iay 124 per
cent. interest on 81, 1000. 600 TO any ice
company in the Yorld,'
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
EF- Sold BY prusgi 81 M. w. i0''u0, y

No man can go nsh, who does not look
ght
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
Ma1lrnAds.

s1cept Sunday at 500 q m stopping a all in
isrmediate stations, arriving ut Harrisburg
EAtlsntic Expess and Me ht Express Fast will
run daily between Harrisburg and Iiagers,
twu and Evening Mail and daily between
Hsrrlsburg and ChambersbNrc.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Sold By al druggists. o. ok for &C. Prepared o1is
ny c. HOOD Co, Apothscsziss, Lowell Eszs
HosdTs PifIss-FoF ne isver sna nuwsis 81 ~
~ yst promptly ssl efhe.s1ly, Prize 81,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

wlere lhe love ]. lIltle the CO.'S j. lll.le.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26

WHEN Jay Gould waters his stock
a railway pool doesn't always result
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1891-12-26
August
Flower

This is the query per
pctually on your little
boys lips. And he is
no worse than the big
ger older ha1der-head
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
They Are Gay Deceivers.

well-known contractorinviteda we'll
known city official to take cigar, and
both went to wellknown sampleroom,
where the contractor called for we'll
known brand of whisky. After little
hesitation the official called for the
same, and then, to the surprise of the
crowd, he left the room with the
whisky, went into the hall and drank
the liquor.
II promised my wife" said he with a
wink, THAT I would never 90 into a
barroom and take drink, and intend
to keep my word. | always drink out
SIDE"
There is a similar scene in Gus
Thomas Burglar" where the lawyer
removes ring from his finger and takes
a "wee nipple with the remark: II
promised my wife would never let a
drop of liquor touch my lips as long as
that ring was on my finger. Removes
the ring. | shall keep my word"
Men are such base-burner deceivers
81 To7Lis ReY)UbHc
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
Kissed by Robert Emmett.

Grandma Hurleyis dead. She was 10
years old, and she will be buried to-day
from the little shantv, 81 Sherwood
place, where she had been living with
her grandchildren and great-grandchi
rem, says the San Francisco Examiner.
She was born Aug. II, 1878, and her
name, before she married one of the
Hurley boys, was Mary Sullivan. They
were neighbors near Bantry Bay in Ire
land. and young Hurley marched with
a pike beside her own brothers when
General Hoche came over from France
in 170S and led them in the fight for lib
erty
She was pretty girl of Is then, and
she was never tired of telling how
she had watched the brave Irish boys
march away in their green uniforms
faced with white The Sullivan boys
fell before the British soldiers, but
young Hurley got away, though desper-
ately wounded. They nursed him to
life back in the hills, for there was no
safety for the men who marched with
Hoche, and when the young Irishman
was we'll and strong again he married
his dead comrades pretty sister and
came to America.
She was one of the Sullivan-Beares,
whose names appear in every struggle
made by Ireland for freedom. There
were two things on which Mrs. Hurley
particularly prided herself. One was
that she belonged to this famous family
and the olher was that she had been
kissed by Robert Emmett, who stopped
for an hour once at the Sullivan farm.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
BelIadOnna.

Belladonna, says a doctor, is said to
have taken it's name from the use pretty
women make of it to improve their
compilations and make themselves
prettier still. There is great danger at
tending it's use for that purpose, greater
even than with arsenic, which is more
frequently used with similar intent. A
belladonna fiend is not often met with,
but | have had some to treat, and the
work is far from pleasant, owing to the
terrible smell the breath acquires when
the system becomes impregnated with
the drug. The homeopaths use bella
donna quite freely, but only in in
fnitesimal doses, when itseems to have
a decided effect. AS is the case with all
drugs, it becomes necessary to
increase the dose after the sys-
tenn has become habituated to
it's use, and many fend will
take more belladonna in day than a
disciple Of Hahnemann would prescribe
in month. Before the inevitable and
horrible final result of the habit the
fiend suffers untold agonies and becomes
nervous to a degree bordering on in
sanity, besides perspiring in the coolest
weather like a man who has been run
ming up steep hill in August. I never
met man who was addicted to the
habit, and most of the fiends are women
who have lost what decency they had
when they first acquired taste for the
daadlv drrp
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1891-06-24
MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.
Contest Between the African Native and
the Big Strong Man.

Contest Between the African Native and
the Big Strong Man.
A large, strong man, dressed in uni
form and armed to the teeth, knocks
at the door of hut on the coast OF
Africa.
"Who are you, and what do you
want?" asks voice from the inside.
"In the name of civilization open
your door or I'll break it down for you,
and fill YOU full of lead"
''But what do you want here ?"
"Mv name is Christian Civilization,
Don't talk like a fool, you black brute
what do you suppose | want here but
to civilize you, and make reasonable
human being out of you if it is pos
sible ?''
"What are you going to do?'
''In the first place, you must dress
yourself like a white man. It's shame
and disgrace the way you go about.
From now on you must wear undercloth-
ing, pair of pants, vest, coat, plug hat,
and pair of yellow gloves. l will fur
nish them TO you at a reasonable
price"
"What shall do with them?"
"Wear them, Of course. You didn't
expect to eat them, did you? The first
step of civilization is to wear proper
clothes"
but it is too not to wear such gar
ments. I'm not used to them. I'll
perish from the heat. Do you want to
murder me ?'
"Well, if you die, you will have the
satisfaction of being a martyr of clviliza-
ton"
"You are very kind
"Don't mention it. What do you do
for a living, anyhow"
''When | am hungry | eat banana.
| eat, drink, or sleep, just as feel like
it."
"What horrible barbarity You
must settle down to some occupation,
my friend. If you don't, pll have to
lock you up as vagrant."
at I've got to follow up some occupa-
ton, [ think I'll start coffee house.
I've got good deal of coffee and sugar
on hand"
ooh, you have, have you? Why,
you're not such a hopeless case as
thought you were, In the first place,
you want to pay me $50"
"What for ?"
can occupation tax, you innocent hea-
then. Do you expect TO get all the
blessings of civilization for nothing"
"But | haven't got any money!
s'That makes no difference. I'll take
it out in sugar and coffee. Ifyou don't
pay L IL put you In jail.
"What is a jail?"
Jail is progressive word. You
must be prepared to make sacrifices for
civilization, you know
What great thing civilization is -
"You cannot possibly realize the
1,,t hot I
through with you"
The unfortunate native took to the
woods and has not been seen since
from the German.