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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07
RIGHTS OF BoNDHoLDERs.
The Englishmen of the Ohio and Missis
sippi Road Seek Advice.

LONDON, Dec. 6.-The committee OF the
English holders of Ohio and Mississippi
bonds have obtained legal opinion on the
validity of the English vote in electing
three directors charged to. carry out
the policy of the union with the Baltimore
and Ohio. The counsel they have employed
advises them that there is not the slightest
doubt of the legality of the vote and that II
the case Is carried to the courts the English
bondholders are sure to triumph.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07
A Rornl Enrarnment.

LoEDos, Dec. 6.-Prince Albert Vfetor,
Duke Of Clarence. eldest son Of the Prince
Of Wales, Friday proposed 20 and was &C.
cepted by Princess Victoria Mary, only
daughter OF the Duke of Teck.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07
FRANCE AND TIE VATICAN.
Only Six Prelates Refrain from Indor
ing Axis Archbishop.

ing Axis Archbishop.
PARIS, Dec. 6.--Out of the eighteen arch
bishops and sixtysseven bishops throughout
France only six have refrained from open
adhesion to the archbishop OF AK against
the government IA the matter of the decree
forbidding bishops to leave their dloceses
without permission.
According to the Ectair NJ. Ribot, the
foreign minister, has instructed the French
ambassador at the vatican to extend ex-
plantations TO the pope regarding the policy
Of France.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07
NAVY OF TIE NATION.

A List of the Formidable New War-
ships Lately Built.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 6.-The Score
tary of the Navy has made public his an
nual report. The following are brief ex-
tracts from II:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07
NAVY ESTIMATES.

The total estimate for the navy for tho
next fiscal year, including both running ex-
penses and Increase Of the navy" is $27,
1914, $50 so, as against the appropriation Of
So, ,526, 145 7S of last year, being an ag-
gregate reduction in current estimates be-
low the last years appropriation of 81. .33l.~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-07

4 THE MORNING NEWS.
ESTABLISHED 1850. 0.IscORPoRATEDlssS
J. II. ESTILL, President.
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IN LOCAL OFFICES,

'In local Offices" the report says, ,,"the re-
suits Of the law have been much less salts
factory, taking these Offices as q whole. In
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
WORTHINGTON TOWNSHIP.

The people of this township unite in
wishing long life, happiness and pros
perity to Mr.. James Mackay and Miss
BERTHE Chaney, whose wedding occur
red on the 3Oth inst.
Mr.. J. G. Clarke has gone back tu
st. Paul, for further treatment Of bis
eyes.
Vim. McKillop has so far improved
from tue effect Of his accident as to be
able to walk about.
Christmas was very pleasant day
as to weather. and there was eDjoymen,
ut the Whitney homs. A large party II
guests assembled around the table
spread with a bounteous and delicious
dinner. Many handsome presents
were received from relatives.
Mr., Ross Coney, of Luverne, is visit
ing Grandma Whitney.
MIR. E. 6. CHATTER las arrived and ia
ken possession IF his elegant home ol
West Okla bet,;t: On sat ureAy last lki'
three cars were unloadeu aud taken tt
his home. UAe and all extend the hant
OF welcome.
Mr.. Staubbis has moved to his owl
farm. Mr. SIS family are excellen
people, ami We would have been glat
to have had them remain on this sid
Of the lake.
MIR. Grant RedCeld has returned t.
his post OF duty us train dispatcher a
Huron, Dakota.
Miss Stena Gregerson is renewing
old acquaintance here.
AS Mrs. VIM. McKillOp was walking
around the yard Oh Tuesday mOruin
she Saw something she thought WAS
bunch of clover. Ou examination sh
found it was bits OF bread made gree
with poison.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01

less been lying on their oars, and spend
ing their summers earning, and while
the margin of profit has been small bis
operations have brought business aud
profit to others and materially swelled
the volume of Worthington's business
Not only this but Tom has been the
most liberal contributor in this town
to the maiptainance of church Organi-
cations aud support Of pastors. The
Good Book says "Honor. to whom
honor is due. aud is q noble sentiment
as we'll as divine maxim.
Rev. s. B. Goetz is conducting .
series of meeting in Bethel church as
sisted by Rev. Walters. of Pipestone,
a very earnest and efficient yodng min:
ister of the evangelical association.
Much interest is manifested aud, We
sincerely hope the blessed Master: will
shake up the dry bones and raise up q
people here whose God ig the Lord,
whose motheris love and unity, whose
IL ulU 10 uUlluC0o Olu " uOOO OOCu 0u0l1
be everlasting peace.
Ths'follo wing esteemed friends were
entertained on Christmas by Farmer
John, Thomas Brown wife and family,
Geo. Portice and Miss Dora Edwards,
Sam Edwards and wife with Edward,
Toumie and Miss Fannie, q pleasant
lime WAS had.
Mr.. Charles Malchow, Of Heron
Lake township was in attendance at
the quarterly meeting of the Evaugel.,
ical society last Sabbath, also some
members from WOrthington whose
names we did not learn.
Our next letter will be trimmed and
upholstered with hay. as that seems to
be the leading industry ut present.
FARMER JOHN.
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The government Of Canada
has just received information that
it has gained a great constitutional
victory over the imperial authori-
ties. Two years ago the parlia-
ment Of Canada passed a copy
righ; law. Queen Victoria has the
power toveto all Canadian statutes,
and the imperial government has
been considering all this time
whether it should advise the queen
to disallow the act on the ground
that it was ultra wires of the do
minion parliament. The Canadian
view was ably sustained in Eng
land this summer by Sir John
Thomson, minister Of justice, with
the result that the principle of the
measure has been admitted. The
Canadian act will compel all
British authors to publish their
works in Canada, and will shut out
pirated editions from the United
States.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
COUNTY NEWS.
EWINGTON.

To the ADVANCE and its many
appreciative readers-Farmer John
wishes a Merry Christmas aud Happy
New Year. And why should it not be
to all?
Everything in nature seems to con-
spire to make it so. Clear weather
balmy winds, blue skies, bright sun
shine, smooth roads. good prices for
farmers, lively trade tor merchants.
We don't have to gather in our
thoughts and direct them to the source
of these auspicious circumstances;
they turn instiuctively to the Giver of
all good. and if we would hold out
peace the very hay bales would cry out.
Perhaps we ought to apologize for our
long silence, and we do, we have been
very busy trying to utilize this beauti-
full weather, and even this morning we
have to snatch these moments while
the boys are loading up the hay.
George Portice. the ever welcome
visitor is up from hardwood, Ia., to
spend the holidays and bask in the
smiles of one of our best schoolma ms.
Mr.. Horn, brother-in-law to Mr..
Malcolm paid visit recently to Mr..
Ms family en- route from Colorado, to
bonnie Scotland to view again the
banks and braes and heathery hills of
his native land. He is a fine looking
gentleman and we wish him bon-voy-
age and safe return.
Tom Brown has finished delivering
his 200 ton contract Of hay, and with q
look of satisfaction finds that he hat
IS or 40 tons to spare for somebody
else, but we note a shade of anxiety or
his usually good natured phiz, wher
he says creditors are crowding. Nov
we think q good deal of hard .fisted
big hearted Tom out here and we dom
: like to have you town folks to bottle
him any. "Tom's'' enterprise ard in
zdustry has credited employment TO
half q dozen Of our young men thi
winter, who would otherwise doubt
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
ELK

Elm.
Reckon its about time to write it
1891.
New resolutions are in order.
The old year had u dry cough which
seems to have proved fatal.
Jarnagan wonders what becomes Of
all the old years, and is told by some
that they are packed away in the cor
ridvrs Of Time, while Others contend
that they are strung on the great string
OF Eternity and used as reference,
this makes him feel uneasy for some
who have been in the habit IT rea ching
too far to the left for their possessions.
New cutters and sieigLs remained
vacant Christmas as their owners lad
to substitute buggies.
Albert Wlld's baby died last Wed
nesday of iDfls.m alton Of the bowels
and was buried Friday in the Wor-
thing cemetery; the parents have the
sympathy of all in their bereavement.
Christmas passed with its customary
j'llity, big dinners, presents and for
getfulness of past and future worries.
a socia' dance was enjoyed by quite
a number of friends aud neighbors at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs. BaltufI
Christmas night, which was kept up
with vim and vigor until nearly
o'clock in the morning. when exhausted
energies called them homeward.
| MIR. Haltuff left for Seattle last Sat-
urday to visit daughter living there
and expects to remain until May o.
June and take a general survey Of th'
North Pacific coast and its advantages
We wish him good luck bon voyage.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
THE THREE CALVES.
A FABLE.

A FABLE.
Farmer Sl0wbOat set down u larg.
pail Of milk before his three calves
two white ones and Que red one. For
moment the two white ones stood
aud looked on, but the red one at once
stuck its nose into the pail apd began
to drink greedily. Ono of the white
calves then put It's nose under tho neck
of the red calf and lifted its head from
the bucket, but down went the head
again In twinkling. Then the otl,e,
white calf lifted its head out in the
same way, but down went the head
again rs quickly ~ before. Then botl
calves rowded and hooked and for 4
moment got the red calf's head out OF
the pail, but paying no attention t.
either Of them, down went the head
into the pail ss before. The next time
they raised the calf's head out Of thu
pail the little red fellow licked his nos
aud walked quietly away for the mill
vas all gone.
"Dear me-" said the old brindled
COW, who stood by, looking on, "How
fat and sleek that little calf Is ~ -.
The old bull who stood ut her Bide
slowly turned his eyes upon her with Y
look Of profound wisdom - he replied
"Madam. don't you know the cause o.
that"
mo, my DEAR" said Mother Brindle
"what 10 the cause prayP"
"Wby, don't you see, Madam, " sale
the old bull-snd something Of pit!
might be seen to mingle with his grsv'
look Of wisdom. ''Don't you see
Madam, that while the two Whit
calves do nothing but, hook aud crow.
the little red fellow just goes for tn
milkY'' >s.:
MoRAL:-When an opportunity pre-
sents itself seize 1t 1t once, aud instea,
Of wasting strength. In pushing 90
crowding, go for the milk f. 80
| '- ROBERT SHOR1,,
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THERE are numerous establish

THERE are numerous establish
ments in this country consuming
large quantities Of tin plate which
are likely to manufacture their
own supply now that they are
brought face to face with the fact
that tin plates Will cost more to
import after the 1st Of July. The
ST. Louis Stamping company have
already begun to tin sheets for
themselves and will have a large
tin plant at work next summer.
Soners Bros, of Brook] yn, manu-
facturers of tin boxes, are, it is
said, making arrangements to pro-
duce their own tin plates. Other
establishments manufacturing tin
ware in large quantities are in
quiring into the costs Of a plant
and improved processes. In every
case they expect to realize import
ant economies in cutting up black
sheets instead Of tin plates, as they
do at present. The stamping works
will manipulate the black sheets
and tin the completed vessel. Ii
the plans now proposed are car
ried out, the tin plate trade Of the
country is likely to be radically
changed, and great deal of tin
plate will never see inside of box
The factories making tin plates fol
the general trade will, of course
follow the traditions Of the Graf
and turn out boxes Of the usua
sizes and gauges, but even the.
will have a demand for specia
sizes and shapes covering con
siderable part Of their output
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
A. SAFE INVESTMENT.

IL one which 10 guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or In case Of
failure . return OF purchase pric. On
this safe plan you can buy from our
advertised Druggist, . bottle Of DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
tion. It is guaranteed to bring relief
In every case, whom used for any affeo-
tion of Throat, Lungs or Chest, such
a. Consumption. inflammation of Lungs
Bronchitis. asthma, Whoopink Cough,
Group etc, etc. It 10 pleasant and
agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, and
can always be depended upon. Trial
bottles free ct e. w. 6HlTH's Drug
store.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
MODERN DISCOVERS

What Bell and Edison are to the tel~
ephone and electricity says the Pitts.
burgh News, DR.. Frankln Miles the
we'll known specialist in nervous dis
eases, is to the nervous system and
nerve fluid. Among his numerous dis
coveries his Restorative Nervine is un-
doubtedly one of the greatest. It Is
unsurpassed in nervousness, dyspepsia.
headache, epilepsy, neuralgia, back
ache, Mechanically, sleeplessness,
change of life ETC., etc. Free trial bot.
ties may had Of g. w. SMITH, Drug
gist, and also DR.. Miles new book on
New and Startling Facts" for the
afflicted. Every one should read this
very interesting, instructive, end fine
ly illustrated book. ~.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
ROBERT McCUNE. T...
{ Editor and PROPRIETOR.
WoRrHINGToN. MINI. JANUARY, / 1891

The negotiations between the
United States and the Cherokees
have proven fruitless, two commits
sioners disagreeing> on: the rights
of the Cherokees to enter the
United States course, and also as
to the price per acre, the Chero-
kees asking 50.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
MONTANA, OREGON 4 WASH
1NGT0N

Colonists for Montana. Oregon,
Washington or British Columbia
points should take no other line than
the Northern Pacific Railroad.
This railroad, with it's main and
branch lines, has brought into CON-
munication with the east all promi>
nent sections Of the great northwest.
1t Is the only line traversing Montana
and Washington. 1t is the only line
running through trains from the east
to and through the state Of Washing
ton. 1t is the short line from st. Paul
to Butte City and Helena, Mont, Spo-
kane Falls, WASH, and Portland, Ore
gcn. and the only all rail line to Taco
ma and Seattle, Wash.
Under present car arrangements
Pullman sleeping cars and furnished
tourist sleepprs are run vi. the Wis
consin Central, and Pullman palace
sleepers via the Chicago, Milwaukee
& st. Paul, and Northern Pacific from
Chicago through to the Pacific coast
without change.
IN addition to this service tho Nor
thern Pacific runs on its through ex-
press trains, regular day coaches, din
ing cars and free colonist sIeepers
from st. Paul to Tacoma and Portland.
The Northern Pacific line allows the
holders Of second class tickets to stop
at Spokane Falls. Was,,., and 1T all
points west thereof, ten days at each
place desired. This will enable SET
tiers to thoroughly examine all lands
for sale in the new state before select
ing permanent location. No othe
line offers holders. of second class
tickets an opportunity of examining
all sections Of this great state w,thou
the payment of additional fares o
from $500 to $1,000.
| For maps, time tables and il]"strat
ID pamphlets, or any special informa
tion desired, address your neares
icket agent, or Chas. 8. Fee. Gem
Paes. aud Ticket Agent, st. Paul
Ainn.
+ Our Ice House Lumber Is nearl
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
The WEEK OF PRAHx

SllYY a IN EAY1RR An g1HSx4A
- " 11A .,'1'.'. - 1hs
Tho following aTe the. datt
suggested for the week 6 praye6s
I'll. 1901. b ths: EvangslieakAnt
for tho United States: 81
sunday. January - 80 @ -.
glory oe 80 tsiune God. Jssss1 Il
dao. Ill, -; , Cor. w Ind xltt.1
Monday, january A-Confe feseaon = - ..ll
Thanksgiving; tor the n.tioe, eoeas1, s
n,ty. church, 1smtty aao Sho tndtvtdne!,
Confesslon: doesa nv, J:5;; yoe6 \
90; Psalm xxxii. IL; Sam. ~, H.
Thanksgiving: Thseg.: ls; Hall u
Fsalm cttt; Neh. III, q. e sy1
Tuesday, .Jsnualy 6.--Ihe ehsl
universal. PrayesAshAe ehe spoWee
the Holy Ghost may rest supoe So,
-: l.le;; thet the disciples Q )
nay % oeeebn xvii. q; TIT =
eheroh NaG Z tEuer and
esneese eieas j. ] g. -:
-! I'd - = oaeS*1
s tn1 l,ll tne fhteshssaones eonI9r-
ene ~ 1eo.enee' next 4 ps!!.r s J. pe
: :osos 80 s.stn .pecM oless.ne: :.
. - ssso t'-1.s'on.eno
:. :uo. .u,o'' w. ...e1 wv s'' ~ su.ao..
W. . A'"' M',4'1' 70! pese' -. =, q
to' 'ne so",s'oa o! 'ne asve, OPIUM
ana s'so"e urn. ts@mo: 11ooes 4A''
10; fsslm tx1l'' :; 1or OIL needed .se-
torms-tempersnee. hso. H. 10. ~
s*ooash, Men. XIII, lo-2S; INDUSTRIAL,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01

ANEW and strange disease has
appeared among the hogs in Piatt
county which is different from any
Of the various maladies that have
prevailed and battles all known
remedies, J. o. Booker, promin-
ent fafmer Of Piatt county, ILL.,, has
lost 100 head Of hogs by this new
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
NOTICE TO TAX PAYERS.

NOTlCE TO TAX Pa YERS.
An additional penalty Of 5per cent.
viii attach on all real estate: taxes of
1889. unpaid on the 5th day Of Jan.
1891. The 1880 taxes, will become due
on tho same date bothl personal ssud
real.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
-BUCKLEN,S ARNICA SALVEs

~0UCA1ENa - :AnN1OA oAAvN
? TIE BEST SALvE In tho world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores. Tetter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblsins, Oorns and al Skin
Eruptious, aud positively cures Plies,
or no pay required. It 10 guaranteed
10 give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price rs cents,
For Sale by G. W. SMITH.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
A WONDER WORKER,

A WONDER WORKER.
Mr.. Frank: Hoffman, :. young man
OF Burlington, Ohio, states that hehsd
been: under the care Of two prominent
physicians. and used their treatment
until hs was not able to get around:
They pronounced biz case e Be GOD:
sumption; and incarabta. He was per
su.ded to try Dr. Kings New Discov::
cry. for consumption, coughs and colds
and At that time was not able 70 = walk
soross the street without resting. He
found, before he had used half Of Z
dollar b"ttle, that he was much batter.
He continued to ose It. and is today
enjoying good health. If you have
any throat, lung os chest trouble,s; try
it. We guarantee satisfsction.. Trial
bottle free at G. W. Smiths, Druggist
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01
SALE AALE.
MONEY TO LOAN

A few English Shepherd pups at 81 50
each. WM. FINDtAY.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1891-01-01

From one q ten years.
4a Gro. j. DAY.
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AAAnaAYEARi'r.na-r+... to hr,.n,
teach my fairly inteF person ~iih.s
AsAvvlIvM sex, who read and write, aud who,
amer instruction, will work industrousy,
WV ~ ~how THREE fhsssasd Dsslsrv
.e.r ow. they llve win
Nc fs Easily quickly
learned dcsfrs bat worker from each district county
have already t..gst provided smroym-us sres
ssesr rhs :ss ..ains $3.50 Z::: . each s NEvv
e. q. ALLEN. 0ox A3O. Augusta. Maine.
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Our Ice House Lumber Is nearly
gone. come and secure what you want,
before some one gets ahead of you.
sNEMAkAGON LUMBER Co
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Two Thousand bushels Of corn
wanted at the mill. 16.2w
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OBITUARY.

NIED.-In Worthipgton, st tho L1ks
IL View Hotel, on. the evening OF Dec.
10Th, 1880. Capt. CHARLEs b. Low.
LESS. aged 81 years and q dsya
+ It is.with deep aud painful enotioa
that We record the death Of one OF tha
original settlers Of the townz:and coll
Eony Of Worthingtos. Who has been ous
of its prominent and aotive business
men thereof from ito beginning. His
life has been: interesting and
eventful. Il. ..s::..s Is zi
Capt. Loveles1 was . native Of the
state Of Maine, bis father bejnS . ns-
tive of Connecticut. and his mother: Of
Novs Scotia. sAt tho 40 Of ten b
shipped ~ : cabin boy on; . coastin1
vessel, and continued 10 that employ
ment fortwo yesrs. Returning homo
he was called tospakt with his: father,
whose dying request wss th.t his 20
should. .qnit- theses and harnA-tA4a.
He learned Che trade OF . blacks0ath
and maclliuist, and became very OK.
pert and skillful In his work. He waS
the inventor OF several useful articles,
and the war of the rebellion found him
on the highway. to distinction asad
wealth, ~ IN inventor, machinist and
business man. His trade was learned
in Schenectady, but most OF his
business life was spent in Syracuse,
New York.
He was, in his youth, jealous
friend of the Anti. Slavery cause. and
co.operated with the leaders In ita
work with great enthusiasm. 10,
when the war began by the rebel at
attack on Fort Sumter, Mr. Lovelesa
was in Portland, Maine, the proprietor
of patent gas works. He instantly
sold his business, and set about the 10
cruiting of 4 regiment OF cavalry, us-
ing his own means while 10 dong. HI
raised part of two regiments, and VA
mustered into active service In July
1861. as Captain Of Go. b., Third Regi'
ment New York Cavalry. He served
eor -o vno.o ~pi%h AdAlftv and u01
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GLOBE.

Opuosed to the Taxation Of the Farmer and
Laborer for the Benefit ct Nono9o-
lies and Trusts.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-08-31
The Robber Tariff.

An orthodox protectionist at Yon-
kers, N. Y, has been converted into u
rampant antl-McKinleyite by q per-
sonal experience Of the Mckinley
law. The Yonkers citizen went to
Europe and bought wearing apparel
and other articles for the personal
use Of himself and his family, the
cost being $1,000. The customs o.
fcers insisted on his paying S1,OOn
duties, which be considered excessive
and refused to pay. The goods were
confisUated and sold. Instead OF
bringing $4,000, which was about the
value placed on them by the ap.
praisers, they realized only 1925, or
less than the duty charged Now
the Yonkers man swears at the Nc
kinley enactment as "robber tariff
and is uncertain as TO whether the
New York appraisers are "asses" or
"robbers." or both. His chief regret
probably is that he is not o voter in
Ohio to help to bury Mckinley in
Observation-Disclosures Plain Dealer.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1891-08-31
SAYINGS OF LITTLE TOTS.

EASILY Observation-Disclosures "Why,
Bessie, the dimplc in your papa'si chin
is just like yours" Bessie-"Yes. I
'spect he inherited from me."-Chica-
go Tribune.
A New OPTICAL TERM.-Tommy tagged
four)-"Ga'ma, tan't see froo your
Specs" Grandma-''Why. Tommy"
Tommy-''It makes my locker feel wig
glcY."-Jcweler's Weekly.
A FLY was buzzing against the win
dow panes. Little Fanny noticed it,
and she said: "Mozzcr, shan't open the
door?" "Why do You want to open the
door, my child?" because s'pcct that
fly wants to go out"
boy tive years old stood with his
father in the door-ynrd looking at the
moon and spoke of its brightness.
"Yes," said his father, at has not been
so bright for some time" "Papa." said
the little fellow, ~ guess Gods washed
the moon, hasn't he?"-Rochestcr Post
Express.