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IN EFFECT MARon -20rn, 1891.
DICHMoND AND DANvILLE RAILROAD
III COMPANY.
scmEpuLE IN EFrEor MARcn %, 1891.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT MARCH ~, 1871.
All trains leave and arrive at Pennsylvania
passenger station, Washington, ID. &.
$50 n. m-Daily for Culpeper, Charlottes-
vile, Lyuchburg, Rocky Mount Danville,
Greensboro, Raleigh, AsheYlle, Charlotte, Co
lumbla, Aiken, Augusta, Atlanta, Brming-
California. Pullman Sleeper New York to At
lanta and Pullman sleeper Atlanta to New Or
leans. Pullman Sleeper Danyille via Colum-
bia and Augusta 10 Macon; connects at Lynch
burg with Norfolk and Western Railroad for
Roanoko, Bristol, Knoxville, Chattanooga and
the Southwest.
western Nestibnlod Limited, between Wash
ingtOn and Atlanta composed entirely of Pull
man cars, on which an extra rate OF fare 10
chargedi arrives Atlanta a. m. second day.
Consult time table for stops.
$50 o. m. and 2:26 p. m.-Dally, except Sun
day for Manassas, Strasburg and interme-
diate stations.
4.35 D. m.-Daily, runs TO Lynchburg; carry
ing Pullman sleeper to Memphis via Lynch
burg and Bristol
1900 p. m.-Southorn Express daily for
Lynohburg, Danyilo, Raleigh, Asheyille, Char
lotte, Columbia, Augusta, Aiken Atlanta,
Montgomery, New Orleans Texas and Cali
fornia Pullman Nestibue Car Washington to
New Orleans via Atlanta and Montgomery.
Pullman Sleeper New York and Washington To
Asheville and Hot Springs, N. g., via Salisbury.
Also Washington to Augusta Via Charlotte and
Columbia
Trains on Washington and Ohio division
leave Washington $500 q. m. daily, O:a5 p. m.
daily ana ii0 y. m. daily, except sunday re-
turning arrive Washington $3.50 n. m. aud 5.i5
p. m. daily ana 7;0N a. m. daily, except Sunday.
Through trains from the South via Charlotte,
DanNllo ana LynChhurg arrive In Washington
G.b3 Il, M, iO25 q. m. and 500 2. M; VIA East
Tennessee, Bristol and Lynchhurg at 1905 p.
m. and 500 p. m. Strasburg local at iO:iI a. m.
Tickets, sleeping car reservations and infOr-
nation furnished and baggage checked at Of
fee, 1900 Pennsylvania avenue and at passon-
ger station, Pennsylvania Railroad, Sixth and
Il streets.
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Lnmnn Hnt nrona.

For coughs and colds, take Lemon Hot
Drops.
For sore throat and Bronchitis take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For pneumonia and Laryngitis, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For consumption and Catarrh, take
Lemon Hot Drops.
For Hemorrhage and all throat and
lung diseases, take Lemon Hot Drops.
An elegant and reliable preparation.
25 cents, at druggists. Prepared only by
DR.. II. Motley, Atlanta, Ga.
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LENroN EIIxIR.

Its Wonderful Eject on the Liver,
stomach, Bowels, Kidneys aud Blood.
DR.. Mozleys Lemon Elixir Is 4 pleasant
lemon drink that positively cures all Bill
iousness, Constipation, Indigestion, all
Sick and Nervous Headaches, Kidney Dis
ease, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Fevers,
Chills, Palpitation of Heart, and all other
stomach and kidneys the first great cause
of all fatal diseases. so cts. and 81 per
bottle. Sold by druggists. Prepared only
by II. Mozley, NJ. d.. Atlanta, Ga.
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Ten Per Cent. Reduction in Furniture
for Thirty DAYS.

We are gong 10 move from our present lOc0-
tlon 10 the COmmodiOus new building, No 5i3
Seventh street northwest, opposite the u. S
POstOfice Department Aptil 4 will sec us Ia
our new establishment, but until then we Will
see all at the old stand, $50 and 932 seventh
shall Oner our entire stock OF the latest and
best makes Of Furniture, Carpets, etc, at 10
per cent. reduction from former prices. No
fairer terms can be made anywhere than al
Rudden'a Furniture and Carpet stores, O30 aud
95a Seventh street northwest,
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Hovnl nIue Line DInine Cars.

The Pullman Company isnow operating
Dining Car service between Washington,
Baltimore, Philadelphia and New York,
via Royal Blue Line on the famous i've
hour train, leaving Washington 10 a ma
and the Fast Express, leaving Washington
5.iOp. u. These cars were built ex0rtssly
for use on the Royal Blue Lime, Hnd the
fact that the service is under dlfecti0n OF
the Pullman Company guarantees it'
quality.
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III YOUR BACK ACHES,
Of you are all worn out, really good for 10th
lug, II " general debility Thy
BhOWN'S IRON IIIIERS.
II Will cure you, cleanse your liver, and give
good appetite.
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The Blushing Bpston Girls.

LfVNt Ntt NtU ANfg 1tNts
But the blushing Boston girls in srrah
tulle, crepe, cashmere, and lawn, young
radiant, and charming, sweet Of face, soft
of voice, happy, merry ana self-possessed,
how great must have been their triumph
over the traditions of years. How genu-
inc and decisive They showed-and
right in the heart of the Emerson School
Of Oratory, too--how easy it is for agirl
to look pretty, and how much valued time
and thought they have wasted in trying
to follow contrary course, in accordance
with the rules of Boston literary estab-
lishmepts of an educational character.
II cannot be said, upon the meagre evil
dence which we have at hand, that they
captivated at once the few men present,
but they evidently silenced them. That,
however, was something. Perhaps the
time is not far away when the inalienable
right of all girls to look as pretty as they
can and as they please will be fully rec
ognized even in the town OF Boston.
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Advice to Lady Gardeners.


Now plant your schemes for summer
travel. Rake in your husbands loose
change and cut back his superfuous eS-
penses. Cultivate hectic hushes and sick
+ spells, showing the need of fresh air and
of transplanting 20 the seaside. Prepare
for summer dresses and get ready your
guide books. Saratogas should be brought
out and overhauled. Water the family
doctor with generous fees and cultivate
his ideas that the European travel treat
ment would best suit your case. Begin to
mulch your husband with kindness and
flattery. 1t may encourage the growth
of his liberality. When he is ripe for
picking he should have more fondling
and be put into the sunlight of warm af-
fection. This should be Kept up until he
begins to drop big leaves from his check
book. When you have got all you can
turn him out of the pot and throw him
into corner to dry Off.
1t Did Not Follow.
From Ne Chicago Tribune.
The tramp looked at the breakfast the
woman in the kitchen had promised him
on certain conditions, then looked at the
wood.pile in the back yard and was
silent.
"You will find the saw in the shed, ="
she suggested.
Madam, he replied, pulling up his
coat collar, with an air of offended dig
| nifty and backing off, 81 have not said
anything, but 1t does not follow that
| saw wood -
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For over fifty years Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup has been used for children
teething. II soothes the child, softens the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie,
and is the best remedy for diarrhea.
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
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Society Entertainers.

For pure old berkley go to Tharp'
SIS u street northwest.
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CITY SPECIALS.
w. u. moughton aIanufaoturIng

w. H. HOuBhtOh mahuihctuflhg OO'
We are kept constantly busy because our
prices are suCh as will meet all competition.
We are making a special drive in LACE Cur
TAIEs and PoRrIEREs this week. Come and
sec us and be convinced that our prices are as
low as the lowest
A visit 10 our store means entire satisfaction
in what you purchase and saving at least OF
20 per cent.
W. H. HouGHToN MANUFACTURING Co., 1918
and 1920 a. n. W.
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RAILROADS..
DAI1 IMonE \ ONO NAILRoAD.
~ schodnlo in crocI March %. 1891.

RAL1iMoRE q OHIO hAiLRoAD'
Schedule in erect March %, 1891
Leave washington from station corner OF New
Jersey avenue and y street.
Fop CHICAGO and Northwest, Ncstlhuled Lin.
ited express daily 1i.30 q. m, express SD
For CtEotNNArt, ST Louis and Indianapolis,
exprcss daily, 3.30 and If 80 y. m.
FOR PIrTsBUng and Cleveland, express daily
FoR GTxIseTos and points in tho shenadoah
Fon WiScmEsrEn and way stations 1880 p. IN.
For LUuAY, fS50p. m.
Fon BALTlmoRE, week days, dOJ, 300, h.aJ. l.A.
7.80, 600 i5-minutcs), $50. 9.3j, uO.OO 1lDe
a. m, 1900 noon. i5-minutcsl, 1910 2.l5, 80,
(315, i5minutes), 325, AS, 4.30, d.5J, (51Q, -
miuutcs), $50, 615. 6.2O, T15, 1.W, 100, 1O0
and 1i,30 p, m. Sundays, d0j, 72O I.30, bD,
a.35Q000 a. m, 1900 noon, 45-ininutcel, 100,
215, $50 3.25, 430. i55, (j.t0, i5.minutes),
G15, 600, 40, 900, 1880, 1i.30 u. m.
For ANNAPoIIs, G35 and $50 n. m, 1910 and
d.25 p. m. Sundays $50 q. m, d.3D p. m.
FoR FREDERICK, t11.9O q. M, Sli5 1880. ti.9O
ron iiAeKnsrowN t1O.4O q. m. and 1880 p. m.
ROYAL, BLUE LINE FOR NEW YORK AND
PHILADELPHIA.
FOR NEW YORK, Boston and the East fif6,
1890, Cl00O, n. M, Dining Car, 1890 nOon.
s2.50,C5.1 10 Dining Carr, and 1000 pm. Buftet
Parlor Cars on all day trains. sleeping Car
on the 1910 y. M; open at 1000 y, ai.
FoR BOsToN, e2.50 y. m, with Pullman Bunet
Sleeping Car running through 70 Boston
landing passengers In u. " nj. station AZ
Boston.
FoR PHILADELPHIA, r405 1900, 1000, a. n,.,
Fl2.00 noon, f2b0, F510 r6.15 and 1000 pm.
FoR NEWARK. DEL, Wilmington and Chester,
tdO5, 1870 q. M, F12.00 noon, F25O, F5.io
f015 and 1000 y. IN. Limited express
stopping at Wilmington only, 5000 a. IN.
Fon hrLANTGc CRY, 4.05 and 1000 a. M, t9.o0
noon. Sundays, d.0J q. M, 1900 noon.
For time of suburban trains see time tables
TO be had OF all ticket agents.
tExccpt Sunday. FDhly. SUNDAY only.
Baggage calicd for and checked from hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Company on
orders left OF ticket Offices, $40 and 1851 Pcul.
| aylvania avenue, ana at Depot.
j. II. ODELL, CHAS. D. SCULL,
Gen. Manager. Gen. Pass. Agt.
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PARAGRAPHIC.
The Flea Season.

From he Philadelphia Times
Italy is in an excited and angry mood.
This is the flea season.
That Campaign of Education.
From he Mem York Times.
Our Washington dispatches this morn
ing describe the organization by which
the campaign Of education, in regard to
The NEXT wear The immediate chief in
the work win be the Hon. Mr. Wilson of
West Virginia, one of the most ac-
complished, able and highly trained of
the Democratic leaders, and the task
could not have been placed IN better
hands.
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cHEsrNurs AND Older.

Te9cher-Freddy, how il tho earth dit
Freddy-Beiween them that's got it and
them that wants it.-Bost0n Gfooe-
Slrs Peierby-Thomas, your hat is right
shabby. You want to buy yourself u new
ono.
Judge Peterby-This old hat is good enough
Mrs. Pcterby (after pause) Then you can
at lesst buy me one 1erdS SittiagS.
"what happy disposition sapper has He
never has any money OF his own, for he is
always trying to borrow, yet you'd think he
hadn't a care In the world"
81 suppose II Is because his credit Is so poor
that nc cannot even borrow trouble. ~ Boston
Heidld.
"What is this country coming to- shouted
the prohibtionist orator, "when we see
the rumseler and his minions in places OF
tIusti ~
OF trust yet, and been In this town more'n a
year. mused the secdy man near the heater
Indianapolis Jot1noL
"what wages do you expect ~ asked Mrs.
b. of the candidate for the position Of fcook
lady.
II never works Tor wages, num-" returned
the cook lady; ~ goes ON salary or nothin''-
Epoch.
onanon-And IS Miss Oracle to have two
chapcrones What Is that fory
Old Pcterby-That's on your account Wher
| you call they are to chaperono by watches
three hours OF aud three ou-NeD YoH
HeFQid.
81 don't believe Charles l. ever wrote II.
don't believe Charles /. could have writ
| began Shelley Higgins.
| "Oh, rodents, Shelley, rodents You over
whelm me with ennui" retOrted Penelope
| Adams -NelU York SIM.
Hospital Physlclau--Was this man run owe
| by an cngincy
| Ambulance Drivcr-No. lie went alou!
| Washington street asking every one he met I
! there had banana stand taken by the Govern
ment on the Italian question: -CRicagO TFi
| 1UH6.
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Accordion Glrl-How much gotta 2

Accordion Girl-HOw much gottaY
Younger Brother (who has Just gone through
the car with tin cup)-Only four centa.
[AccOrdiOn girl plays "Annio Rooney for
next four miles. chicago Tribune.
Calcr--I understand the position ot literary
critic ON your publication Is vacant. l should
like TO apply for II.
Editor OF Magazine -Um-you look like a
healthy, vigorous man.
"Yes, sir. Never was sick a day in my
life"
"Liver in good ordery"
"Perfect,"
"DigestiOn good ~
Admirable
"Sorry, cir. hut You won't answer at NIL.
Good morning. ~ ChcdqO Tribune.
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"lIuuy up, Mary cried John.
"Fm coming rs quickly a. can. I'm chang
ing my Shoes
"Oh, are you. thought from the time you
were taking you were changing your mind.'-
NJ T. ,Suu,
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-11-22

@. Il. ZRIIRRs. N. L. CHAPPELLR.
j. Z. SHECKELLS.
ZELLERS 81 CO..
Successors to N. l.. Chappelle 81 Co..
STEAM AND HOT WATER HEATING AND
VENTILATING ENGINES,
And Sole Agents for the FLORIDA STEAM
HEATER,
1859 Fourteenth Street Northwest,
Washington, ID. @.
Public and private dwellings heated by
steam or hot water. High and low-pressure
boilers and engines, by the best makers, fur
nished and set up. Remodeling defective ap-
paratus specially.
Refer by permission to the following gentle
men: Hayward 81 Hutchinson, 424 Ninth
street northwest; George Truesdell, COS
Seventh street northwest; Buchanan Beale,
Firemen's Insurance Co: Building; DR.. Geo.
Henderson, Ninth and 7 streets northwest;
Rufus l.. B. Clark, 216 New Jersey avenue
northwest" George E. Lemon, 6l5 Fifteenth
street northwest.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1891-11-22

BY contracting with the above firm for your
pavements you will receive rebate of ONE
DOLLAR per yard from the District, under
our contract with the same. mr29-tf
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04
HOW JAY GOULD TRAVELS.
He Takes More Precautions Than the czar Of
Russia Does.

New York Press.
was talking with a western
railroad man about Mr.. Gould's
western tours of inspection yester-
day, when he said to me: 'Mr.
Gould always takes the precaution
of travelling in a special car, with a
special train, over his roads, and
going unheralded. Only the train
dispatchers know where he is on
the line. and when he directs what
he wants done the track is cleared
for him. He moves at odd hours,
so that none of the old striking
may know what he is doing. An
other precaution he takes is always
to run an extra engine ahead of
his special train to see that the
track is clear. The Gear of Russia
could not take more care to personal
injury to himself 1t is a great thing
to be able to ride over miles and
miles Of road like that, but l fancy
the pleasure has its keenness dulled
by the possibility that some dyna-
inter may be laying for the train
and its occupant. l have once or
twice been asked to 60 with Mr..
Gould on his southwestern trips,
but l prefer to take my chances on
q regular train" -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04

In the District Court Of the Third
Judicial Distyict Of ldQd0 in and
for the County cf Ada.
In the matter Of the Application Of the
CALDWELL TRIBUNE PURLISHINC
Company to dissolve and disincorporate.
Notice is hereby given, that the Cald.
Tribune Publishing Company, corporation
formed under the laws Of the State Of Idaho,
has presented to the District Court Of the
Third Judicial District Of Idaho in and for
Ada County, petition praying to be allowed
to disincorporate and dissolve; and that
Monday the 18th day Of May 1891 at 10 o'clock
in the forenoon, or Is soon thereafter As
counsel can be heard. has been appointed ~
the time, and the court room Of the District
Court aforesaid, as the place at which the
said application is to be heard.
In witness whereof have hereunto sc nv
hand and affixed the seal of the said
(sEAL] District Court, this 23rd day OF
March, 1891. SHERMAN G. KING,
CHAS H. REED, Clerk.
Atty for Petitioners.
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THE LAWS DELAY.
A CONDEMNED History Involving court.. c.,v..
counselors and Costs.

New York Tribune.
Calf Case, Jones county. The
most celebrated calf case known in
history. Begun in 1874; Robert
johnson, plaintiff; Potter, ct al.
defendants. Number of calves
involved, four; estimated value, $15:
years pending, sixteen; times be.
fore Supreme Court, four; number
OF jurors tried before, ia, About
twenty different lawyers were EN-.
ployed on each side at differ.
ent times. Final verdict for
plaintiff tor $1,000 and costs
(probably amounting to $1,000 or
T,OOO). Aggregate costs, $4,000.
Condition of ligitants at beginning
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04
The Terrible Grip.

Bellevue Herald, ......
Oh! the grip, the terrible grip;
none from its influence is able to
skip. It runs from the nose; it
closes the eyes, ard to every part
part of the body it flies. Our head
is stopped up and our brain is be-
logged; our back all in pain and
our breast water-logged. We sneeze
and we cough, and cannot get rest.
Even our devil himself has this ter
rible pest. s,.
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Of suit, prosperous; condition of
lawyers at beginning of suit, poor.
Present condition of ligitants.
bankrupt; present condition Of
lawyers, rich. Present condition
of calves, dead from old age. One
lawyer, c. E. Wheeler, Mechanics
vile, stayed with the case for the
plaintiff from start to finish.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho.
March 10 I89

March 70 1891.
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has filed notice Of her intention
to make 6ral proof in support Of her CLAIM,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiverat Boise City. Idaho, on
May 5, 1891.
viz: Amelia c. M. Hotter, widow of Fred
Hofer, OF Caldwell. Idaho, for the EX MEX
and NJ SEX Sec. IS, TIP. 4 N. r. wv.
She names the following witnesses to Prove
her continuous residence ueon and cuitiva.
ton Of said land, viz: Monte b. Gwinn,
Theodore w. Boone. Lewis F. Cook, OF
Caldwell, Ada Co, Idaho, and Lewis F.
Brown. Of Boise City, Ada Co., Idaho. WI.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
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The First Fish Story.

Huntington Herald. ...... ....
John Dowd, of Huntington land
ing, Snake river, has not been
asleep while our local anglers
have been dreaming of and talking
about fish, and last Sunday sur
prised the natives by bringing into
town q sturgeon weighing about
400 pounds, which he caught near
the bridge with a sturgeon hook.
1t was over ten feet in length ami
was q fine specimen of the finny
tribe. Mr.. Dowd did not forget
The Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04

Judge Hammond, of the Super
Tor, Boston, said at dinner last
week that he did not believe there
was ever judge who felt himself
fully competent to perform the
duties Of his office.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04

The Odd Fellows in Payette mean
business. Not only will their ami
versary dance be a complete sue
cess, but they have bought the
ground and will erect a.fine double
brick store and hall as soon az the
material can be procured.-Payette
Transcript.
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the FIRST LEGISLATURE.
A Few Pointed Remarks on the Ses.
sion Just Closed.

A Few Pointed Remarks on the Ses.
sion Just Closed.
The Legislature adjourned last
Saturday noon and the State saved
$4OO per day.-Rexburg Press
Now that Congress and our leg
islature has adjourned, peace broods
over the land.-Malad Enterprise.
The Idaho Legislature adjourned
sine die on Saturday the 14th. The
great majority of its members
should return home with this quo
tation impressed in their minds:
20, could some power the gifty gee
US, TO see ourselves as others see
US. Rocky Bar Bulletin.
1daho's initial Legislature is q
matter of history. According to
announcement in the bills, the cur
tain was rung down last Saturday,
at 5 o'clock, to the intense delight
of a long suffering audience.
= But the body is dead. The
Governor will hardly instill into
its inanimate frame a new breath
of life, and the people will admins
ter to it just and fitting retribu-
ton at the polls.-Eagle Rock Reg
lister. @
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04
LA GRIPPE.
4 Mean and contemptible Diseass-A Diogso.
sis by convaleseing Victim.

Gle by ConvaJeseioG Victim.
Virginian Enterprise.
When the sun shoots his CLEAN
ing rays atwart the eastern horizon
and looks like a freshly upturned
buffalo chip, when the glitterine
stars that stud the vaulted heaven
look like rusty nail heads in
sewer box. when the ethereal dome
itself looks like circumscribed
football freshly dragged from a
mud puddle, when the picture OF
your sainted mother looks like a
hyena, when that Of the girl to
whom you last proposed looks like
an old bag riding broomstick
blown by Washoe zepher in the
black of the night, when the silvery
notes Of the yellow throat of your
canary bird sound like the whoop-
ing-cough of a dying pappoose,
when your wife looks like your
mother-in-law, when you conjure
the picture of your father with
horns on his head and cloven hoofs
for feet, when carmine looks blue,
when the most soothing thought
you can bring to mind is o picture
in Erebus with snakes, horned
toads, scorpions, tarantulas, ella
monsters and a few ladies and gen.
tlemen similarly afflicted with you,
when beef broth looks like the
spawn of frogs, when the rose
smells like an effervescing mache
of limburger cheese and garlic,
when the nurse comes to your bed
side in the morning bearing cup
of boiled milk and buttered toast
on a bright china dish and snowy
white napkin and you think she
caught up your breakfast at the
other end of the city sewer with
scoop shovel, when your doctor
comes in and feels of your pulse
and you think you are encircled by
a Shiny boa constructor, when the
flowers on the wallpaper look like
grimacing devils in Maleboge, when
the bed sheets feel like ell.skins
and the pillow like headstone,
when water tastes like the spleen
of jaundiced wart-hog, when
your head aches until your eyes
feel as if a painless dentist was
pulling on them with = pair of
tweezers, when you feel strong
enough to get up and you stand
upright for a second, and then
your head reels and you feel as if
you were falling out of balloon,
when the clock looks like q skull
and cross-bones, when your bosom
friend looks like the man you want
to shoot, when every sound is like
a never.dying souls moan doing
expiation on frosty Cocytus, when
the future looks chaotic and you
cannot bear to think of the past,
when all this and much more
besides possesses you, my friend,
you are sick of la grippe of the
Chinese variety.
If you are sick and your physi-
clan says it is Ia grippe, and you
don't experience all the Affections
above named be sure that he is
mistaken about your disease. II
know what am talking about. II
have had the Russian grippe or
influenza twice, and l am lust
shaking off the Chinese article.
THE LAWS DELAY.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04

The Milwaukee Sentinel says
the long distance telephone is a
"howling success" That is the
chief difficulty with the short dis.
lance telephone-with the accent
on the "howlinR."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04

All indications continue to point
to a large exodus to Europe. The
largest departures will be in May
and June.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-04-04
IS L1FE.wORTH Lrv1Na9

!. Not II you 60 through the world dyspep.
nc. DR.. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are a
PositlSe cure tor the worst forms Of Dyspepsia,
indigestion, Flatulency and constipation.
Guaranteed and sold by II. d. Batchley.