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Evening journal., 1891-11-28
HYGIENIC SUGGESTIONS.
Farnily Doctor.l


Take an hour Of exercise TO every pound Of
food.
We are not nourished by what we eat, but
by what we digest
Dyspepsia Is poor pedestrian. Walk at
the rate Of four miles an hour and you Will
soon leave it behind.
If your stomach is out Of order, your diges-
ton weak or you fesl chilly at ny time, bear
in mind that you need a stimulant.
Do not bedeceived in regard 70 stimulants;
there are many but there Is only one known TO
the world to-day. which combines pure medi-
cinal qualities, with the best efficiency. That
Is Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey.
You can weli afford to remember this care
fully and act upon il constantly, as It may
mean to you. as IL has meant TO 50 many
others, health, happiness strength and long
lease OF life.
Remember always that when any dealer
tries TO sell you something IN the place Of
what you call for, he has an interested motive
and is seeking to impose upon y5u for his own
cnu5.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

PRESIDENT HARRIsoE's family is at IL
again. Rev. DR.. Scott, Mrs Harri-
sons father, left the White House about
three months ago and went to the home
Of his son, Judge John n Scott, IN Port
Townsend. Judge Scott Is practie'ng
law and al the same time draws a good
salary from the government as superin.
tendent of public buildings, having been
appointed to Office by President Harrison
After bis departure story came out to
the effect that the doctor left the White
House at the earnest solicitation Of his
son, who believed his father to be dis
contented and unhappy. Judge Scott, in
an open letter on their alleged family
differences, stated ''that Mrs. Harrison
had secured transportation for the doctor
to Port Townsend and return to Wash
ington This was to show that the doc
tor had only gone west on visit. But un-
fortunately for the humiliation OF the
people who pay $50. .O00, 00Ofor the personal
expenses OF the President and his family
and add $3.50, 900 or so to that to pay the
numerous expenses OF the White House,
IL reveals that the connections Of the
family travel on railroad passes. Judge
Scott also had railroad passes to and
from Washington city A judge may have
passes and use them when going to and
from court, but what lie to be said Of Re-
publican judge in the railway oppressed
state Of Iowa who travels "by the cour-
tesy Of the monopolIsts" on a pleasure
trip with passes.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
Drink volksbrau.
rhesB & o southwestern Limited.


On November 90. the B & o. r. R.
placed in service on It's South western
Limited Express train running to Cinci-
natti and St Louis an entirely new
equipment. built expressly for this
train by the famous Pullman Company.
The new cars embrace all the features
that have rendered the Royal Blue Line
trains so universally popular, and in
clude the safety vestibule, steam heat,
Pintsch gas light the anti telescoping
device, and convenient toilet accessories
for men and women. The Royal Blue Line
train leaving Wilmington at 10 10 p. m
makes direct connection with the South
western Limited at Baltimore, where
coach passengers change cars. The
sleeping cars run through from New
York and Philadelphia to Cincinnati and
St. Louis without change, arriving Gin
cinnatti next morning It 745 and st.
Louis next evening at 6 25.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
STORIES OF The DAY.
why He Missed a kiss.

She was a sweet young damsel, the
daughter Of a grocer whose place of
business is on the East side.
He was a clerk in a store near by. His
distinguishing feature was fine blue
eye and fascinating manner.
By chance they met on the street. II
was early morning After an exchange
of salutations he said.
Il saw your fellow when he left you
last evening.
rs that so7' she asked, while her face
was suffused with bushes.
Yes. And / saw more than that. l
saw him kiss you good by"
Now, Ned Gallagher, you know that
that Is false
mo it isn't
Yes 1t is. He always does kiss me
good bye, but last night when he started
to do it | said: Oh, don't There's Ned
Gallagher looking at us. And-and-
well, he didn't that's all there is about
it. smarty "
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
A HANDSOME OFFER.
Mig Back-Action Inducement to Sub
suribers for ISOI-92

Mig Back-Action Inducement TO sub
scribers for I80I-9e.
The EVENING JOURNAL composing
room has Q poet He is an embryo poet.
tisR pity that his genius must be
nipped in the bud. His poetry only
lacks four essentials TO make it as we'll
known as "Gray's Elegy," John MAY.
marc" and "Curfew Shall Not Ring To
nigh" the accent on the "shall I"
These essentials are thought, words. soul
and rhythm AS writer Of blank verse
he is pronounced success This blank
ness Of his verse is shown in the follow
ing selected lines from his great poem,
"The Graveyard Sonnet to the De
composed Stiff
"The hoses and lights Of youth.
No more TO thrill mo,
Bue with care and sorrow lnden
no TO Mother Earth returning
Oh many the ioys.I felt In dreaming,
OF manhond's power ana might.
Though saolv my hopes are banished
Asuarkness sh to out the light "
This poem has a pathetic want Of es-
sentisls that would. ordinarily insure it
snug corner IN the pigeon-holss kept
TOR "ReAectet mNtter. sun ~ has
about It certain something that saves
It For instance, the first line speaks so
ArtAAuEAf "a Nn0 AANGI Anu AlEuNS 0l NOuNO.
that the reader almost wishes that he
was born an old man In the second
line, If a man does not thrill when he
reads it read 1t over and over The thrill
is sure to come IL generally comes with
the FIRST reading. II you cannos thrill
at all, bring your paper back, and your
money will be refunded.
After the thrill has subsidized take mp
fw1 ltt.. uurIl, F.If
ordinary table fork will do il you have
not pair of tongs Ia this line you will
see that he has dropped the thrill en-.
tirely, and is now with ''care and sorrow
| laden II you are charitably inclined and
have a supertluous pearl Of the heart.
/ Just drop it gently over the line, but
please do not wet the paper or you can
not briug it back in case you do not
thrill.
he next tells you that ne will 20 to hii
mother; be tells you that her name Il
Earth. This Is very nice in him. II,
does not want to tell you in plain words
that his name is Mud He calls bel
Earth, It sounds much better. Hi
fathers name was Water, his mother
name was Earth, and his name is Mud
Well at all events, he says. ''G0
10 her returning. 1t would seen
very strange il he should not go to her
II returning He Ievels in man
hoods power and might;" his hopes
must be Of the Russian anarchists
character for they howl against beinI
"bsnished" and at last he comes TO tn
very juice essence de squintance OF poeti
cal thought by saying "As darkness
shutsout the light"
The mad poet wrote. Might drops
her sable curtain down and pins it with
star This is the same thought, onl
differently expressed, aud shows origin
shty
The lines were found on a newspape
wrapper Not wishing such genius Il
90 unrewarded the EVENING JOURNAL
feels constrained to make the following
offer ANY man, woman or child whl
can follow the poets thoughts through
any three lines Of the sad poem, "Th
Gravey ard Sonnet to the Decompose'
Stiff, will receive the effusion printed Of
foolscap paper and bound in heiffer.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
RAILROADS.
- ~ -
1HlLADE1PHlA, WILMINGTON AMI
BALTIMORE RAILROAD

BALTIMORE RAILROAD.
November l5 1901
Trains win leave Wilmington AZ folIowN
Pmhilsdephta m gexpressl IS. 65. 4 20, 8 81. 50,
eoi sV1 sA7, 1870. - q, Il 90 II 80 I5l am,
lI:ls, z "a Se, - "a IL. II, 8 Sc, SOS. 7OF,
Accommodating, s5. 8 IS, 100. sts. lUbAm
" o. 81, z 70 p a5 10 3 Y, 40, and 10 30 IA
$50, 900, 947. II 70, Il5i a m. 5i7 IA
7 80, Is and u D m - ~
:, AAecomrn.osdaatloan, o e s95, $50, los, SIS. ioR,
New YORK, l 50, a5s. 40. $40, sm, 50, lor5
u, II. So, ~ 2l 08. l59ie, and no II p m 1'
For Boston, without change, 8 So D m.
For West Chester, via Lsmokin. 50 and
For Newark (Centre) and intermediate
stations, 40 am, " b4 and 8 30 m,
Baltimore and intermediate stations l01b
m. IL 06 2 II, 4 As and O8 o IN and IL ii nieht
Baltimore and Bay Line, 23 D N.
Baltimore and Washington, le, 8. .91, s.Il,
10 10. and II 90 N, IL 06, u 10. 2O8 4.24. 6.23
1913, 40. 8 20 p m and u 40 night.
Trains for Delaware Division leaye for:
New Castle, Is, 1l;3 a m, 4b. $50, AS.
6.l5, 2 90, 90 y m, and IL 06 night.
For Rehoboth, S.l5 a. m.3 50 p, IN.
harrington, Deimar, and way stations, : 10
q m. As D m.
Express for Dover, Harrington and Delmar
II is m and 12 OF night
Express for Harrington, so and 90 p. M.
Express for Cape Charles, Ola kolnJ Com
fort. and Norfolk. II 10 M and " OIL night.
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street, for. WI.
mington, texpressl $50, 120, 727, s 81, 3 10 1870
~, sQs, 81 eo7. 81. 7 40. 1e. Il 81. , M.
Accommodation. rs, 40, loss, m3A m,
Ss, ~, 10. os, 46. % ss. 10 0a, 70 20 anc
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For Philadelphia lexpressl, ] b6, b5. 40,
80, e0, II 81. M, 80, o.. II, 60. 06 7tsr
: Accommodation. 100. sos. am. RlO.l@
tIa
For Chester texpressl. / IS, $50, 9G0, nE
IS II, 5 So, Z 0e and ~ p m.
Accommodation. 7 o., 20, am, IL 10 las,
For New York (express), j SIS, SIS, A 20, 7e9
$50. il 81 a m, 1910, i.3e, o., 4 10, 8 II 555.
8 o., F6 n and 06 D m.
For Boston, without change, 3 IS u.
For West Chester, via Lamokin, % NJ.
and q m.
For New Castle, 0 50 , m and IL % night.
Norfolk, 12 o. night.
For Middletown. Clayton, Dover Wyoming,
helton, Harrington, Bridgeville, Seaford
Laurel and Delmar IL OF night.
Baltimore and Washington, 4 s6, 8 OF. 10 Is q
m, ls o6,5 %, . %, 40, 20 m and IL 4e night
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street. FOR WI,
mington lexpress), 30, 7 20, . 10,11 Is a "a. 4 A.
oe, ob7, 40, %. IL 10, II 30 m. and IL 03
hight.
Accommodation. ss5, 10 8s, m., lgs6
2 05, 10. 8 38, 10 03 and II 38 10.
For further information passengers are res
ferred to the ticket ofdce st the station.
Trains marked thus (+l are Limited Express,
composed entirely of Pullman srlor ana
Dining Cars.
CHAS. K. PUGH, J. n. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
Drink vOlksbrau.
Rohhsd the saionn I'M.

An unknown colored man entered the
saloon Of Michael MaloRey Of No. 1870
French street last night for the purpose
or purchasing a drink and while the
bartender left the room be took $40 In
cash and note amounting to $50 from
che drawer He was pursued by Detect
ives Hawkins and HsttOn who had been
rotifed Of the theft and they traced him
to house on Elizabeth street where
$40 AZ of the money was found, He
has not vet been captured.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
A WILL case UNDECIDED.
His Home May BE snatched From Him
An Aged Nj inss Foolish Act


EAsToN, Nov 27.-The jury in the
Parrott will case came into court this
morning, the eighth day of the trial. and
being unable TO agree were discharged.
case now on trial excites mnchi in
forest Nineteen years ago Jerome B.
Bennett bought at trustees sale a piece
OF property, town residence. which he
enjoyed undisturbed until a few mouths
ago, when Mrs. F. Eugenia Smith Of
Toronto, Canada. set up a claim to It
under the will of Samuel Mackey, her
grandfather, former owner, and brings
an ejectment suit. Mr.. Bennett has spent
considerable money in repairs and i'm
provements on the property. Heis the
chief judge Of the Orphans Court.
Daniel Marshall. white man, feeble
and almost blind, has been convicted Of
violating the Local Option law by selling
whiske., and sentenced to the House OF
Correction for six months Three other
cases against him for similar offenses
were stetted.
colored man named TAYLOR was
lodged in jail last night on the charge of
stabbing Priscilla Gibson, coiored
woman in Oxford. She is reported to be
seriously cut
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
Feriou,iy Ipjured whils DRIVING.

ELKToN Nd. Nov. 29,-While Mrs
Hiram Walker and Mrs. Emma Biddle
Of Cowantown, were returning home in
the night in a carriage from Wilmington,
they were run into by team at Newark
and thrown out by the violent shock.
Mrs Biddle was injured severely. She
was removed to her home, where it was
found she was internally injured and her
condition is serious.
John Lambert has purchased the farm
Of James A. Finney of Thurlow, Pa.
situated near Iron Hill Station. now oc
cupied by w g. Anderson.
Charles Walton of Iron Hill owns a
COW that gives twenty seven pounds OF
butter per week
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
DE New Yolk Pcs avs.

II there is anything In the world
meaner OF more cowardly than the theft
Of dead mans legislative seat it has
thus far escaped human attention. Hill
and his Duchess county tools have
broken the record
1t is piliful 10 read Of the distress the
Republicans are enjoying over the steal
of Duchess county. How suddenly and
radically they have reformed since
Speaker Reefs Congress stole twenty
four sc ITS to pass the Force bill and the
Mckinley bill II Hill can ges any &C.
vantage over the party which
has sent two Republican Senators
TO Congress from q uniformly Democrati
state he win be taking little sweet re
vsnge for himself ard restoring to the
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
"A fast horse, is heY1

"A fast horse, is her 'Trots Ike a
streak OF creased lightning "Well,
that's fast enough What do you cali
him?' what Ma Says" What Ma
Says That's a strange name. Why do
you call him that2" because Whist ma
says goes Cape Cod Item
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
ITEMa OF INTEREsr

REFoRMER-'Don't you think thai
the study Of Greek should be eliminated
from the college courseg" Fogy-"I don't
know. It seldom has any permanent
effect. The student usrslly forgets in
six months ali he learned in four years. !"
Boston Transcript
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

THE Adorer-"Sir; l want to marry
your daughter" The Father What
Marry that dear little inexperienced, in
nocent angel. Sir, you surprise me. "
Come off Life.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

PRESIDENT ANDREWS Of the Stan
dard Gaslight Company. New York. has
been requested to return 1900, 600
worth Of stock He has properly re
fused What was he elected president
for II not ITO make it pay"-hlmselfs
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

She was the Lady Principal Of the
Rutgers Female College. but Mrs. West
has been dismissed for Converting the
Institutions money to her own use.
The women are gradually enlarging their
field Of opportunity"
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

THERE is cause Of action sgainst the
Mckinley bill by reason Of Reeds quo.
rum counting and case is now pending
in the United States Supreme Court TO
test it's legality.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

IT Is announced and given out" that
Secretary Blaine went to Philadelphia ito
see only his son. He could not have
gone for a more Insignificant purpose, be
could not have seen less. This Is one Of
those phenomena which are remarkable,
IL trna
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

GENERAL PALMER Of the g. A. Il
must have been among those shivering
soldiers who ''retired" behind the hill
and tried to swim the river at the battle
OF Shiloh. because it was unsafe to stand
in front Of that awful flag He has not
forgotten the incident and his feelings
are still outraged Il is great pity that
Palmer and Foraker could not be spared
to work off little Of their ardor on the
Indians OF the Anarchists The country
could spare them, but the Republican
party needs them and they help along
the liberal pension" business.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

IT Is said that Postmaster General
Wanamaker is dissatisfied with Som
missioner Roosevelt's Civil Service rules
and is urging his removal. The only
sort OF civil service advocated by this
administration is that practicsd by
ClarFson, Raum and Porter
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
settlsments out of Court

New York Telegram.
Settlements out Of court are frugal
sensible and favored by the Telegram,
where there is no criminallty involved
OF charged. Where criminAlity is al
legged. settlements out Of court Of neces-
city partske Of the aspect of the com
pounding of felony.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
DRINK volksbrau

Mr. WELBRED (trom the newspaper
"When the jury stood up and, in reply to
the question Of the clerk, the foreman
began to speak, the prisoner leaned for
ward in eager expectancy, and hung upon
his words Mrs. W.-"Yes, and then2'
he will hang upon the verdict. -
Boston News.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

IT is asserted that Almy may go free.
Yes he loved Christie Warden and killed
her TO prevent any further suffering
from an accidental wound from his pis-
Al
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
BALTIMORE 1EIO
RAILROAD.

Schedule in eject November Is 1891.
TRAINS LEAVE DELAWARE AV. DEF on
EAST BOUND.
thsxprees trains
NEW YORK. week days. *305. *7l7 T4s
30 a6 q m. +12 "a 2 50. IS 3s. 2 39pm.
NEW YORK, Sundays, 0S, Fl II, 40 80 a
IA. fl22 "a, 3, . 3s. u so D m.
BOSTON, % 3s,p.m .daily, win pulIu an buf ct
sleeping cars rnnning through TO Boston WITT
passengers In b. s. NJ station. Boston
y y ~ II hAA' A week aays ", Bte.
%. 45 80, 8 45, ~ .39, 30, 1000, 40 So p "a
PHILADELPHIA, SundayH. % 0ss 45 = II.
O5, 10 O5. s5s IS. IS. y 80. 50, 10 90, o5i
CHESTER, week deya, . os. 800. s45 .7l7
m; %, y 0 305. zl0. 8 05 IS 88, As, y 80.
90, 10 90, fl0 50 D "a
SHEsTEk sls, y sundays, i % 9s 4b N, 59
Atlantic City,. week days, VIZ m,
*l2 "a, Y 81 p m: Sundays, 2 II, m, 2 so p m.
BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON "A 50,
02. IS ~. %l0O6 a. M; F12 TO- sS.0b s., "A 4Q,
BALTfMoRE and way Stations, : OF n.
55 D m. daily.
Baltimore and principal stations on Phila.
KEW ARK. DEL, q a. ~, oS Us IS ". 10
fl2 ~, 81 a 40, g 2. %. 2 81, II 10 daily
PITTsBuRG 3 :, a. m. t4,to D. N. aaily.
CINCINNATI AND 81. LUUIs, si2 i 10 III :. IL :
and u 81 ,. m. both daily.
SINCERITY ACCOMMODATIONS, Z 2 a r.
So. 35 and lilo p. m, daily.
LANDENBERG ACCOMMODATION, week
days, O2, IL 90, a. m. 2 90 and So m. - n
days 30 q. m. and 40 p. m
TRAINS LEAVE MARKET sly. STATION
For Philadelphia week days 35. y. ~ "a.
% ? ~ 33, Al 35, M; 1919 2 40, b5. es5
.. u. Sundays, 30 a m; Y ", q. 3 bb, e45
For Baltimore. wssk days. 6.a6, 50, g 25,
% 33, ~ 35 a. M, s5, p. m, Sunday, 65e
and 8 925 m,
deiphia Division. 83 q. M, daily, eXceI (
Sunday Sundays, 25 a m.
For Landenberg and way stations, we,
days, so, 10 80, q. N: As. 90 . m. Sun
days, rs m; 00 p m.
Chicago and Pittsbure ss.e5 a m. daily,
excspf sunday; %. p. m, daily.
Cincinnati and st. Louis. Fll.oD, q. m. daily
Lv. PHILADELPHIA FOR WILMINGTON
Weekdays, sails, 100. 30, 1915 40 % 80.
l000 al 35 a. M. l2 90 noon. ~ 45. So 30o a 20,
'4o5 co. 20 % 30, % 81, 30 n 22, 10, 10 10,
and ll.3O p. m.
III IS M %, noon. 30, 3 90, "A 05, 4EO 1851,
8 30, q 22, 10, 1910 and II 30 p. "a.
Telephone, No. 1888.
Rates to Western Points lower than via any
other line. G. o. SCULLI Gen,1 Pass. Agent.
J. 4. 0DELL. General Manager.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

ESTANKs ~ This drink isn't what 7
ordered Bartender-If you don't take
1t I'll call in the policeman "All right
let him lave 1t. New York Herald
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
You've No idea

How rioaiy Hnod'a S-~aep~rilia hitn taa..
needs Of people who feel "all tired out
or run down, from any cause II seems
to oil up the whole mechanism Of the
body 80 that all moves smoothly and
work becomes delight.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
For sale-state Rlehts.
For Millers Elastic Boiler and Steam
Pipe Covering. Address

j. w. CARRIER,
P. 0. Box No 397, Wilmington, Del.
This 5 the best and most durable Fire
and Water Proof Covering for boilers
aud steam pipes. 1t hrs no odor and
when applied to the hot air or steam
pipes viii keep your cellar cool and your
house warm, making an increase Of one.
third to one-half the heat formerly OBJ
tained. Address orders or send for cir.
culars for this covering to
R. S. MILLER,
P. o. Box 30. Wilmington, Del.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
Life size orayons

In five-iuch beautiful frames from So ap
Guaranteed Call and see sample. j. W.
zERLEY, artist, No 3l2 Taylor street.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

WILMINGTON AND NORTHERN RAIL.
w ROAD COMPANY Time table, In
eject November is, 1881.
Trains leave Wilmington tHrench strees
station) for B d D junction, Montchanin,
9uyencourt, Granogue. Cossart, Chadd'R
Ford JUNCTION, ,PPoc.opsonl, West Chester,
Waynesburg junction. Springfield, Joanna,
Birdsboro, Reading and intermediate stations
daily. except Sunday, % M, and $3.50 p
N. Sunday only, 612 m
For b. 4 3. junction; Montchanin; Guyen-
court; granogue: Cossart; Chadd's Ford Junc
SW9n TUc9Ps0n MsSi Wsgnesbnrg June
ton; Sprtn. field and intermediate STATIONS.
daily excepi Sunday, at 80 p. "a SUNDAY
Olso For q coatesviie. @ " liz West Chester and inter-
mediate stations, daily except sunaay' az
n Traina m arr arp,ys Y y m wilmington, French
street station,) from Reading; Birdsboro;
Joanna; Springfieldi WaynesDurg ,,It = yIuneI1on;
Coatesville: Mortonvill,s,d Ter ignct,e5s
Cossart Granogue; uyeneouIsi MohIcnsnln ls
b. q o. junction and intermediate stations.
daily, except sunday az u o1 =. y - 20 pm
Sunday only at ~ y m r.,
Cnatasyfl1e. Mortonviile, Emhreeyille. Po-
eopson. West Chester, ,Chadd's Ford Junction,
gossart, tfrai ogue, GuyencOurt. Montchanins
B&t Junction and intermediate stations.
asls5s F5om Coatesvilie, West Chester and inter-
mediate stations. daily except sunday, at
4 s MctjAIsI,AND. SUPERINTENDENT.
BOWHESS BRIGGS. GEM Pass. Agene
PHILADELPHIA AND READING RAIL
4 ROAD "RoYAL ROUTE" BETWEEN Pull
ADFLpHIA AND ATLANTIC CITY. yHR ONLY
DOUBLE TRACK LINE. SCHEDULE IN EFREOT
JUNE G. 1891.
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut street wharf
and South street wharf.
FoR ATLANTIC Cry
Week days-Express, 800, A, "a, 200, 400 p.
m. Accommodations, 8, 90 a. m. and 500 p. m.
Sundays-Express, 200 am. Accommoda-
tion, s.06 a. N. and 30 p. m
Returning leave Atlantic City depot
Atlantic and Arkansas avenues. Week days
Express, 2, 30. 800, a. m. and 400 p. m. Accom-
mediation, $40 a. m. and 4 30 .. m.
SundRys-Express, 400 .. .ms Accommoda-
tion. Z. 30 a. m. 40 p. m.
A. A. MCLEOD. q. q. HANCOCkt
Pres and Gem Manager. Gen. Pass-s 1t.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

New YoRK has a plenty Of water now
the college boys have gone, Fassett has
simmersd down, and the people can take
q raaf
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

"G A. r PALMER would rather
fight than eat; at least he used bis mouth
for fighting when other people we're eat.
inr
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

TIE friends Of Mr.. Crisp have made
mistake in declaring that Mr. Mills is
free trade candidate for the spsakership
They have given Mr. Mills the opportu-
nifty TO retOrt BY the same reasoning
Mr.. Crisp is protection candidate.
The leaders Of that sentiment are the
New York Sun, which has not supported
Democratic Presidential candi
date for twelve years, Randall's
ghost and Ben Butler. Every time the
time serving element Of protectionism has
raised Its .ly head in any Democratic
convention it has received crushing
defeat. II would receivs another defeat
now Ifthereis anything opprobrlous in
the term free trader, which there is not,
then It is despicable in the Crisp men TO
apply it. They apply opprObrium, II there
be any, to uine-tenths Of the Democrats
in the country. There is no more oppro-
brium In the term free trader than in the
term freedom. Both are things to be de-
sired Garfield said: II am for protec-
tion which lesds TO ultimate free trade. Z"
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

voN CApRIvG is like a Republican Of
fee holder; he never resigns and rarely
dies.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

GAswEII-A successful dentist ought
to be great landed proprietor Dukane
-Why2 Gaswell-Because he acquires
several achers every day Telegraph.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

CROSSED EYED MAN Gin crowd. -
you ve got my umbrella sir" Four.
teen men simultaneously and somewhat
confusedly) -" Who2 Me?'-Chieago
Tribune
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

SECRETARY FOSTER is improving but
the finances are not.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

JosEPH PYLE's gift OF a lot to the
silverbrook NJ. E. Church was timely and
commendable.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

THE woman IN Indiana who is eating
hog to cure the pulmonary phthisis knows
as much as the doctors.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

"MrIIs. Crisp and Springer are conf
dent or whatf
Evening journal., 1891-11-28

a Fast Lie vs. Going it Slow.
Chicago Mali.
The Prince OF Wales is 80 years old,
but his dear mamma is 70 years young.
Evening journal., 1891-11-28
A Preference for the Funeral.

Uniontown Jeffersonian Democrat.
Tue competition of the several cities
fer he Republican National Convention