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-, 4 DRY GOODS

dent to donestiu life will he us blithesone as kiss
ing the dew from the roses of beauty that bloom
III perennial fragrance in the clySan fields OF
ecstatic love
Auctionceriug Of the lou.!est kind, interwovet,
with ventri;cuUscl.
An editor wanted who can please everybody;
ais, 4 foreman who can SO arrange the paper US
to alcw every mans nd. to head the column.
Under the big display advertisement of
rival an economical merchant once Sc
cured the publication of these words. Me,
too. James Jones" The London Stand
ard some time ago criticised II new poet
strongly, saying, among other things,
HAnd this extraordinary production Mr..
- modestly conceives to be equal to
Goethe" The poets publisher turned the
tables by inserting among the favorable
comments on the book printed in his news
paper advertisement the following:
Extraordinary production equal to
Goethe.-London Standard.
The extensive advertiser Is famous where
the philosopher, the warrior, and the writ
er are never heard Of His announcements
I'LL the columns of the local press, are dis
played on the fences and barns along tie
country roads, meet the eye of the tourist
to Lookout mountain, the Mammoth
cave, Yosemite, Yellowstone park or the
Palisades of the Hudson, and are familiar
to the humblest yilluger or the inhabitant
OF the most isolated farmhouse. Indeed,
there IS more sense than poetry in the fol-
lowing verses, which first saw the light
half century ago:
First see the editor.
When he's provided for,
Go forth in haste
With bills md paste;
Proclaim to oil creation
That men arc wise
Who advertise
In this our generation
The lengths to which patent medicine
men go are provcrbiAl, but it was demon
stratcd recently that the English pillmaker
Is equally versatile with his Yankee rival,
Some time ago II country congregation,
poor and in want of hymn books, applied
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'S '''-''' -'-f+''
appear the advertisements Of the makers.
Learning ty the timepiece that it is his
hour 1or rlslns, he throws back the blank
cts stamped with the imprint Of tile man
nlacttlrer, ana performs his additions by
'lid q q cilke 81 SOAP bearing the Dealers
name lie then dors underwear, linen,
trousers, Sest' coat and shoes similarly
..1., '.so.'uI'' ,'iii siSa u1"n 10 Il hfeakiast
,'o.rr.,+a1 ~, .'li ~ eaten wlth cn1iery
''a ILL., ti',s'ilirf. AltGr 'i'at he
tIa, ~ ''.ti ~, gioEtS anu oFeteoat
@ a n 's iileitiis q prih1ed
,.,. va W. ~ "tii HFeSSca
,a '.'''i s'11 ki,'s 'iSeF
ieH'; ~ 'it?artt'e lie smokes as le
'ite'f'i'' 'S 'Siof'led "ith the vend
u, MIN WE T'''1htFH or pfeiiu
,,,,t VIZ ','a S'lefFs Or coilee ut
.unsns''I a'' ~, ''5lr IL ntRSeSs tfaiehark or
is''''ie' iio'he AZ 'liSib ana Is
,,.;t, ~, - "a s'ii'IiAs S'tit triumphant
"1a"' nnp eAplai'i9 etla1 Shs !laS Just re-
49, a 5lt'7l's&"Fy ahoppihs eHpe-
a.a'. Mniaa III "'s7 i.''lee.i to i''!lke ~
" Bargains Ut
- III lhe l'tipets'
wv, tn.2 - ai wy n'!h VI com
~ VI et anu IN Ihe Tor
,,I , =" o'''s '1iF s''re't ht'St
49, -; e''i' ~ t'''''''e'i oi. 10 win the
-. -. - N,''A'iie,Ee ne iiiercha't
hesir,tc -, l., 7y,'s' 'l'' as '''as'n
..,1i,''.s- -, ] - t'NVI''1 NV "i '"ehl- y
~ III. ;s,r.,,,st,s ~, ~ ~ ~ c!se
L;1i, ~ a ''S 2'i'' o'i', H'ihu
'14t'' itt 'iiat HasS a1shu"iSh men -~ pcO'
freoss ,I, i',.is. Sh9 stteet7' the!r
psl->so .','4 INV, p'.eHs eHs ''otfhsd WIN tAc liih-
- -. stf.r'sf, sNt ~ '',,s 'eeo."te
shop WITH 4ttrasctl ae displays, hpt il lie lie
sires To get 'sgooci vaine' fer his money lie
will place his laraes. Investment in print
eta' INK, Where any other device attracts
ten the JuGlei5tlSly wortleti neatly ar.
ranged ue;rs;p,rar advertisements will r
ft4,'t. thp ,ttnntin,, ~ +, t[.,3,,,.l,lt
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Fire and Flood,

At the Little Guinea Debating club not
long since the following question was up
for discussion: lob de two great c'lami-
ties, fire an flood, which am de mos clam
itoGs?"
The club debated the question at great
length, and it was finally referred to Uncle
'Rnstus for settlement.
II tell yo' what am de fac'," said Uncle
'Rastus frankly. .Yo' speakers done dis
combobberated me so dat c:,yn' tell which
am de bes' at argufyin', but can tell
which am de mos c'lamitous c'lamity, AM
de reason amt been tcchcd on by dc Gray
tors OBJ dc cbcnin'. 5e3
'.Dc fac am dis: De food am dc mos
c'lamitous, case ye can put de fire out by
pumpin.de flood onter it. but ye cayn't
put de flood out by pumpin' de fire onto it
Observation-Disclosures sssa
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DEER Lo Dee.

Locatea IN beautiful valley, surrounded BY pro.
seeul,g mountain peaks. Is this city Of homes
churches and schools. The College Of Montar no
With Its School OF Mines; st. Mary's Acadamv IN
young ladies' besides magnificent Public schools
make II the educational center Of the State. TINS
y .he judicial seat Of Deer Lodge county. II "A
nah way between Butte and Helena, and is reached
from AL parts Of the State BY convenient traina
me oFo Elmo, the Zosel and Leadvie mining an.
ulcts an are supplied from our stores, water
power awaits development, but business ia all other
.es Is wen established. The population Is 1900
.e streets are wide, the air is pure and scenery
unsurpassed, ana iii four years at most this viii ba
Mohtanas Capital city Fire protection and At,
ine1haustibie supply Of water, absolutely pure. is
even ~ water works operated by pressure from
.oun.ah streams, which ure conveyed to cemented
s'oie reservoirs In the foothills not far distant,
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Mr.. Ramsay, who
Is himself an at
torney in practice
at East St. Louis,
met Miss Bessie
Caldwell of that
t O W n . ne Il ay
w h lie S h c was
laughing over the
report that a mar
ringe by contract
entered into by q
couple at Johns
town, Pa, was re.
unr3nJ nc binding
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Deer Lodge County Officers.

The roster of officers Of Deer Lodge county
is as follows:
State Senator-W. N. Thornton.
District Judged. NJ. Durfee
Clerk Of District Contributing Napton
Sheriff.. 7. QugIey.
ASSESSOR. e.. Station.
Clerk and Recorder F. Brazelton.
County Attorney-W. s. Shaw
Superintendent Of Public Schools-Marparet
Wolfe. t ts'ie' L.
Treasurer-R. T. kennon,
Suryeyor-Henry B. Davis
Coroner-Willam Ray
Public Administrators f. Brown.
county commissioners. L. Hamilton, George
Coekrell, a. A. Mcdonald
Representatiyes-John R. Toole, Silven Hughes,
j. NJ. Crtchfeld. +. Hollywood, C. K Hurtleubrook
& Il. Humber, j. W. Blair.
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Fate of the Caudal Appcnaases.

Naturally Mr.. Ashtons book begins with
man, and of course with tailed men.
Peter Martyr says that in InZaganin-wise
Peter Martyr; COR who is there that lived
in Inzaguuin that would contradict him?
Where is Inzaganin, by the way? Well,
in InZaganin there are men with tails
which were inconveuent, and there had to
be holes in their char seats to accommo-
date the caudal appe'llages. No wonder
they did us Lord Monbnddo says-wore
them off by sitting on rocks.-Chicagc
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Changed Her Mind.


DEAR BELLE: / went to church. las: uis.ht,
And saw your friend. Why, he's fright!
AT least think so. What is there. pray,
About his looks that made you say 3..a.
That Id admire hnlf Goodness inc,
Hes homely, Belle as he can be-
Monstrous Mouth, retreatiny forehead
..na google eyes. think he's iiurria
I've seen that Mr., kloX again @.3#&
our friend, mean, that honiciy man "
OF whom wrotc--;lnd declare .
must admit lie has an air 3
About him that one must admire
But, Belle, think l soon shall tire a" u, .,.
or his rude manners Why, tile man
Stared till had TO use my fan
vent las: night to the s,.ircr
And who. think You, chauccsi there to be,
Why, Charley Knox We Staiu till four.
danced with him Six times. or more,
And he asked mr-don't you tell
Il 10 60 with him next time Now Belle.
IN not in love. You'll laugh. know,
but still say he's not my bean
on, Eelie. Oh, Belle! what do you think
Happened: Ican't sleep 4 wink
Until I've told my dearest friend -,
Oh, Belle, Eiy n,ai1cnhuol is at IN end
That Charley Knox. Oh. dear Oh, my.
don't know whether to laugh OF cry
Inevcr yet did feel so queer
Just think! In engaged. my dear.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
An ODportunity,

The following extraordinary advertise,
ment appeared recently in West Coast
paper. Its good filth there is no doubt
ing, and therein lies the fun:
II want to let my furnished House shoot
able for Legations or any other man. And
if it does not shoot the Legation, can shoot
himself elsewhere. Apply to -.'-Pana-
ma Star and Herald
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chief justice by his first wife, Celesta O..
Reynolds, of Ohio, whom he married in
1858. Miss Grace is n decided blonde, OF
winsomc manners and fine accomplish
mcnts. She is immensely popular in
Washington society circles, and has MS
sisted her stepmother ut all the official re
ceptiot1s since her fathers appointment to
the supreme bench of the United States.
This will be the third marriage in this inter.
esting family since their removal to Wash.
ington The first was an clopement, fol.
lowing II romantic love affair, and the sec.
ond, that of Mildred Fuller 10 Mr. Wal
lace, Of Tacoma, was one of the brilliant
events of the Washington Season
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The Famous Sonnet of arvcrs

tArverS WAS young itcratetlr ,:l,n .li-l hv F,!a
among his private papers. Il is known in Frepf:h
literature rs lie fa1nauX Sonoct d Arvers,' y
My soul has its own secrets; life its care,
A hopeless love that in on. niOanIlt drew
The breath Of life. Silent, its pain bear.
Which she who caused it knows not-never
knew.
Alas. by her unmarked, my passion grew
AS by her side W;iikcd-nluSt lonely there.
And long as life may last am aware
Shall win nothins-fur dare not sue;
Whilst she whom God has made SO kind and sweet
Coos Needless on her way with stcaafast feet,
Unconscious Of Loves whispers mtrmured low.
To duty faithful rs Il saint, some luy
Reading these lines al filled with her she'll say
Who w;-s this wnnliit and will never know.
Translated by H>s, f. ", I.atilner
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

JACOB A. RlfS. "
II. That night some of the lodgers took ii
IRON me While | was sleeping, and when
found it was stolen-the one thing that
connected me with home--I made a com
plant to the sergeant, who ordered the
doorman to kick me out. DO you come in
here, cried he, and sleep, and vet tell me
that you had gold locllet on your neck9'
did sound ridiculous When ! got out
side with my dog l was angry enough to
go back and dcmolish every one there. /
wandered oil Il space. and while was gone
the dog had il fit in the street and fell
down; Il crowd gathered and Il policeman
cAnc along and dubbed the poor animal
to death before my eyes. 1t seemed to ME
that was the very last link that had given
away" .,z... ,-- .,-..
Subsequently Mr.. Riis obtained d posi
ton in New York rs /, newspaper reporter,
He worked until 10 o'clock ut night on his
first assignment, and was too proud to tell
any one that it was the third day he had
not broken fast. When he reached the
stairs to his room he fell in u dead faint,
Ills circumstances speedily improved, and
he was made police reporter. While doing
this work he gathered many of the facts con-
tanned in his deeply interesting book, which
has been one of the literary successes of
the season
America is soon to be visited by Mr. Far
Jeon, the charming novelist upon whom it
pias .al ,,i Yils s.lf1 ha. ~ it qtt
been fulfilled, Mr. t'arjeon is one of the
foremost and mrst successful of English
story tellers. He was born in London
about ilfty-Iire years ago, and early devel-
oped the faculty Of fiction writing. being
in the habit of amusing his schoolfellows
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is HE A MARRIED MAN?

The Serious Side of u joke Perpetratrd
by an Illinois Lawmakers.
Dan G. Ramsay, one OF the members of
the Illinois legislature confesses himself in
quanrlary; he is unable to determine
whether he Is II married man or Il bachelor
The difficulty is an interesting one, mas
much us it involves the troublesome uues-
tion whether a contract of marriage en-
tered into in Il spirit Of fun is valid il lazy
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
THE FIRST ADVERTISER,
HE LIVED T.yJ i4yNDaED AND FIFTY
YEARS AGO f,ND LOST 4 HORSE,

The Giant Strides Made in Advertising
D"rin.: The Last Quarter millennium.
Quaint nhd Amusing Notices Published
by tho lapcrs-1he Key to Success.
Wien an American citizen wakes in tho
morning lie pulls from under his pillow n
watch, on The cases and works nf ,rhinl
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prit TO justice, rvened things up by refus-
ing the company permission to exhibit on
its arrival. "....
On the opening night Of a new play at
Drury Lane theatre, London, recently, the
proprietor advertised for and secured
twelve badheaded men TO sat in the third
ro" OF stalls. Each received His admission,
Il guinea and a dress suit. n return he
allowed a letter to be painted nn his bare
pate, SO that When all the dozen were in
line the delighted audience could >peii this
managerial assertions;
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JOY of an Octoeenarian Futher.

Adam Oberhoizer is IN S0year-old resi-
dent of Wapakoneta, o. A year or so ago
he induced young woman to marry him
by giving her large oil farm and IS 600
cash. The other day she presented him
with q son and heir, and Adam vented his
Joy by going about the streets singing at
the ton of his voice.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
VOL. 22, NO. 80.
GEMS IN VERSE.
My Fiddle,

My Fiddle.
MY fddlc!-Wcl Lind o kecj, her handy DOM
you know. N~'N
Though amt m1lcl, inclined to ,romp til,
strings aud switch the bow
AS WAS before the timber of nv elbows rot sc
dry, e0' o.
And my fingers was more linberlit,r and c,nar,s,
and spry;
Yet can plonlS aud plunk and pliuk,
And tune her up md play.
And jest lean back and laugh and wink
At ev'ry rainy day!
My playins only 1niillin' tunes picked I'M
when n boy
The Kind o sort O fi,illin' that the fols ,,,,
"cordaroy,''
1.-THE Old Fat Gal" erNl rive Straw" oud ..,,
Salyors the Sea-
Is the old cowti:liols saw" when tho chiea
is left to nr;
And So l punk and uI>ut and pink,
Ana roSlln mp my bow,
And play the tunes that l,..,s.s you think
Tho devils in yo;lr toe.
WIS al!lls 4 ra:a;::lcin do less boy, to tell tho
truth.
A-llddn, and a-danciu', and a-waS,in of INV
youth,
And a.actin' and s-cuttn' up all sorts o. silly
prankS
That wasn't worth :. button of nuyhnjv,s Thanks,
But they tell me, when ,,st to pink
And p.onk and PUNK and play
N My music seemed to have the kink
o. drivin' cares away,
That's how this here old tltde's won nv har,'s
inturin' love.
From the strings ncrnst her middle to the
scrcechin' keys above
From her ''apcrn,' over bridge, and 10 the rib
a4 bon round her throat, @ 4"&% ~...
she's ~ wooin, cooin' iigeon, sinsin' "l.ove
me" ev'ry not.!
And so pat her neck and pink oU ,""@"
Her strings with lovin' hands ,..."o"
Mi. And, list min clos't, sometimes think ..
She kind o understands. @# #
james Whitconh Riley
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
THREE AUTHORS OF NOTE,
"a st""ent OF American City Life and
Two Engljsi, Noyclists

st"dcnt of American City Life ana
Two Enslisi, Noyclists.
Jacob A. lsiis. author OF GLOW the Other
Hait Llves'-a thorough aud comprehen-
s,Ve study of New York tencments and
Ineir denlzens-is n native of Denmark
re reached America when about 20 wears
1 4lu' with no definite plans or purposes
iieh MS money gave out he worked at
anytnlns that came to hand. In the fa1,
Oh 1872 he was employed at a brick ward
near New brunswick, N. j. He was in
sore straits at this time, and once slept in
q graveyard. Another night he was com
PEELED to seek shelter in New York police
The night I slept in police station
had picked up near the North river black
and tan dog tpoor little beastD, and car
rled it into the station. had one thing Of
value, and that was gold locket I wore
inside my shirt. 1t had lock of hair in
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Daily went the sultans daughter,
Meath the stars the lovciiest wonder,
In the twilight to the fountain,
Where tho silver water piasllcs.
Every day the young slave waited
In the twilight by the fountain
Where the silver water FLASHES
Daily grew lie white and winter,
White and whiter
Once at evening spake the princess
To the slave, in proud, cold accents.
slave. thy naiie--I fain would know It,
Where's thy home? Who nre thy kindrcd?"
And the slave made answer
II am called Mahomct.
lam from Yeman,
And my tribe is that of Asra,
Who die, o maid. when once they love;
Aud my tribe is that of Asra
Who die. Q maid! when once they love.
Elizabeth Cummings
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

The errors of Andrew Jackson arc now
universally acknowledged, since Ameri-
cans have grown wise enough to see that
greatness is not necessarily faultless. Omit
ting minor inatters, the passages In his life
which all Americans now regret are three:
his marriage, his duels and other personal
encounters. and his SO called appointment
and removal policy. Partisan malice once
painted his acts as tiendish; his eulogists
made them Innocent or praisworthy. At
present the plain truth is enough.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
What It Was.

"You are linlping so," she said, glancing
downward at his new and narrow patent
feathers wiS!l plying eyes, Tin afraid
there is something in your shocs?"
so there Isl" returned he, in azonized
tones. TITS feet. .'-Kate Fields Washing
ton.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
C1ariSsc.


Kiss yous Wherefore should l, swectS
Casual kissing condemn:
Other lips your lips will meet
When my kisses die on them
Should grieve that this should he,
Nay, II you will lsiss--kiss mo!
Love you? That were vainer still
If you win my love today,
When the morrow comes you will
Lightly laugh that love away.
Should grievc that this should bcs
Nay. if you MUST love-loye mel
Wherefore play these tickle partss
Life and love will soon be done;
Think you God made human hearts
just for you TO tread upon?
Will you break them, nor repine?
IT you will, Clarisse break mine!
Frank I. Stanton
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Census figures show that there are forty
organizations of theosophists III the vari-
Gus states of the Union, California leading
with fourteen. All told, they number sos
members and own $500 worth Of property.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
DEER LODGE, MONTANA, JANUARY go 1so1
crate machinery.

crate machinery.
Inc ancient distaT was generally about
three feet in length, commonlya Il stick or
,eeu' WIN an expansion near the tSp for
nolulhs tAe ba!l. Sometimes for ladies' of
rlllk 1t WIS eXq,lsltcly wrought and highly
oli'','nchted. 1t was usually held under
the left arm, and the fibers were drawn ont
from the projecting ball, being at the same
tiine splrally twisted by the foreGnrsr and
thumb OF the right hand. The thread so
produced was wound upon the spindle un-
I'll Inc Quantity was as great as it would
carry The spindle was not unlike in its
general form that which is still employed
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Let any man once show the world that he feels
Afraid OF its bark, and twill fly at his heels;
Let him feares;ly face it, twill leave him alone;
But twill fawn at his feet If he filings it bone
Owen Meredith.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
ARTS OF OUR ANCESTORS,
THEY ARE BEING REVIVED UNDER
ARl5TOCRATlC PATRONAGE.

hahu weaving and Spinning Substantial
~ Encouraged in Observation-Disclosures
That Fiourishcd Before the Er, -,
Machine Made Goods.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Is it SO, 0 Christ in heaven.
That the highest suffer most?
That the strongest wander farthest
And more hopelessly are lost?
That the mark of rank in nature
Is capacity for pain,
And the anguish Of the singer
Makes the sweetness of the strain?
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

The Schwenkfeldians is one of the
smallest religious communities in the
United States. It exists in four counties
Of Pennsylvania and has membership Of
3O6
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Chief Justice Fuller is about to lose IN,
other of Ills beautiful family Of six daugh-
ters by marriage. Grace Fuller, the young
lady in question, is the eldest child OF the
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

incorporating some of their mysterious
surroundings in new novel. In personal
appearance Mr.. Haggard is very tall and
slender, and bears a remarkable ressm-
blancc to Cecil Clay. the husband of Rosina
Vokes, the talented English comedienne,
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

I 'SthlbA.
II 4 w eal t Ii y
Duchess of Port
land is said to be
engaged i'll an at
tempt to revive
the almost forgot
ten art of spinning
order to encourage
the home produc-
tion Of woolennntl
other fabrics and
give employment
to the poor. Her
h u S band, t Ii e
,l,,)-a
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Some practical German has made up
compound of sugar and condensed milk
and tea, from which cup of tea can be-
had by simply pouring on boiling water.
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

One thing ut least
Is left us, to be true and brave;
1t is a short step to the grave,
And life is vain thing at best,
And Ind rather be a man
And choke my love and bear my part
In Gods nnalterable plan,
Though 1t be with a broken heart
Than walk m easy thornless way
And gather blossoms as In play,
While the world marks its years away
Isaac Herr
The new North-west., 1891-01-30

Her deep blue eyes smile constantly. us If they
had by fitness
Won the secret OF happy dream she does not
care TO speak
Mrs Browning
The new North-west., 1891-01-30
'-IIVtIIE SVTFVW 0 Ct IHy NTUW
Its tarlEened shalo~ 1li.;;,
t.0 buy Il hat of Dow,
You'll find it just the thing.

Not to pile up the agony Of cioquence we state
with great confidence that ladies attireu in o,Ir
new stl les Of sprnl, and summer goods will find
the cifeet SO rejuvcuting that all the cnres>inc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-06-28
TEACHERS OF COLUMBUS.
osult of the Election by the Board {
Trustees.

osult of the Election by the Board of
Trustees.
COLUMBUS, GA, June 27.-To-day the
hoard of trustees elected the following pub
lie school teachers for the ensuing year: W.
Il. Woodail, superintendent of the school
system; Prof Homer Wright, principal of
the high school; Prof. ]. C. Witherspoon,
principal of the boys school; Prof. R. A.
Wright, principal of the girls school; Prof.
W. 3. Merritt, principal of the Rose Hill
school. The only new heads brought in are
Prof. r. A. Wright, who comes from Tai
bottom. where he is president of the Levert
college, AMI Prof. w. B. Merritt, who
comes from the superintendent of the
Montezuma public schools.
The grammar grade teachers are: Misses
Birdsong, Dsignan. Williford, Waddell,
Holmes, Evans and Brooks; no changes from
last year.
The primary teachers are: Misses Har-
rison. Jones, Brown, Snyder, Lott. Banks
and Mrs. Sanders. The only change is tho
election of Miss Banks. who was principal
of the boys orphan home last year.
The Rose Hill primary teachers are:
Misses Reed, Foster, Worril and Benret,
the only new teacher being Miss Bennett,
who Is recent graduate Of the Nashville
Normal College.
Miss Hettie Smith was reelected music
teacher Of the schools
Prof. W. Il. Spencer was elected princi-
pal OF the colored public schools.
The board adjourned until Monday, when
other teachers will be elected.