The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-02
A pErERTowN WEDDING.
Some Incidents of Great Occasion
Graphically Described.


Graphically Described.
| Miss Maggie Teters (the bride)-Dear
me! I'm all of a-trimble, Pm so excited!
It'd be good joke if tainted plum away!
How does my dress hang in the back? Pull
out my trail It's the first time ever wore
one and I'll bet it'll be the last My! how
my heart keeps going fippity-fop, flop
pity-fiip all the time! If Jim is scared as
| am we'll act like two geese when we
stand upl Has be come yet? Lordy, how
! tight my gloves arel How do look any
| how? I'm too near scared 20 death TO act
decent Who all is down stairs? l should
ghink all creation was there from the noise
they make. Only five minutes until we
must go down. If / should tumble over IN
a faint Tell Jim to come on! I'm ready.
Mr.. jim Beau 1.-THE bridegroom olly,
| Mag, you look prettier'n a red wagon!
| Ny oh! how fine we are!
Mag-Shut up, you skeezicks!
| JIM WON'T I've notion to kiss you,
you look 50 sweet.
Mag-You shan't do anything of the
sort, and muss my hair and veil all up
you big grump! My! I'm most scared to
I heathl
,Jim-What you scared of?
Nag-Oh. / hate so 20 go down fore
everybody an hay' 'en all gawping at us.
Jim-Pugh! Much / care for their gawp-
ing! I'm too all fired happy to care for
anything! feel like standing on my head
and yelling 'gloryP'
Mag-Oh, you dunce THERE The
clocks strikingS. Wemust go down. Tee,
, hee, hee! Stop squeezing my hand so, Jimi
You'll bust these awful tight gloves. I'm
so scared! Hee, hee, hee!
THE CONGRATULATIONS.
"Wish you JOY, Mr.. and Mrs. Beau!"
"Tee, hee, heel"
MANY happy returns Of the day.
"Thanks-hee, heel"
"Oh-Mag! You look just lovely"'
'Ha, jim! Ha, Mag! Hope you'll be
ever and ever so happy"
Make Jim build the fires, Mag"
"Tee, hee, heel Hee, hee"
"Well, Maggie, you and Jimmy air goin'
tew try double harness, be ye? He, ha,
haw! Wish We joyr'
La, thank YEP
ooh, Mag, hee, hee! I'm so glad-hee-
hector YOU Hee, hee! Ev'ry thing went
of beauteefull Tee, hee hee! And O-Mag
WHISPERS Historically to bride)-Hee,
hee, hee!
"Tee, hee, hee! ha Tidy! Hee, hee, hee!'
OVER TIE PRESENTS.
Gust look at this log cabin quilt! Amt
it lovely? It's from her grandma"
"And see these piIler cases, all tucks and
inserting and ruflles. There's a sight of
work on 'emw
what did Jim give herr"
"He gave her a side saddle and big pict-
ure of himself all framed, and nice dress
pattern with all the Innings and trim
mings."
My. he's gen'rous. She gave him that
lovely hair wreath. It's maze out of the
hair of al his folks and hers. Amt it a
beauty?'
"See these socks-six pairs of 'em from
his Aunt Jane, and she knit EN- all her
self"
Her mother gave her them blankets
and a good feather bed and whole set of
chanyr'
Amt that tidy sweet pretty?"
Her Aunt Marier sent that glass sass
dish"
"His father gave 'em two dozen chickens
and a splendid jersey COW and a ten dollar
bill"
1.-The land"
"Ain't that pincushion a beauty?"
And see that beautiful hand painted
satin bannerl His aunt painted it. She's
a geenous, tell We! Amt them canary
birds lovely on it,"
81 thought they was meant for pigeons,
but they're purity, anyhow. What a sight
of presents they've got!"
"Yes-and all so nice"
ayes"
81 tell we they're lucky"
"Yes brakes Magazine.