Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1891-03-20
AN AMATEUR CABBY.

ateur crook so excited the members OF
his set who had lost money by it that
young Mr.. Travers said he, too, would
go ont and prey upon society and In FIVE
hours steal $50. He would do this in the
guise Of a hanson cab driver. His friends
wagered that he could not make the
sun be named between the hours of z
and midnight. Travers himself selected
these hours. as he was afraid some one
would recognize him If he drove through
the streets in the daytime. He had great
difficulty in procuring a hanson cab.
He finally found one who consented to
give up his turnout for the evening for
$50 down and a guarantee that it would
be returned in order. Travers borrowed
the mans shabby capecoat and sent his
man after a high hat of his W which
was most disreputable. Then he climbed
up OF the box, wrapped the blanket
around his legs and waved his whiplash
IN 2 charmingly professional manner.
His friends applauded in dumb show
from the club window, and he saluted
them sedately as he turned into the
avenue
He had not the least idea what the
proper tariff of prices was, but as he had
never found a hanson cab driver who
did, he did not allow this to disturb
him. He felt rather all the more quail
fed to rob and blackmail his
He was crawling slowly up the street
when a gentleman came down the steps
Of a large private house, hailed him and
jumped into the cab before it had stop
na1 Trowro-z lNAn1 Al. 49,. II II
"Where to, sirY' to the top of the gentle
mans high hat. The high hat turned
and twisted, and the gentleman said:
Broadway theatre in a hurry"
Travers had his own idea of a hurry.
He hit the horse a vigorous lash across
the head, which caused it to start for
ward 50 suddenly that the fare inside
was shot out over the doors. and Tray
ers only saved himself from going over
backward by clenching the reins. They
reached the theatre in five minutes. The
doors had just been opened.
well" said Travers, c%heerfully, 81
got you here in time to avoid the rush,
anyway"
"How muchY' said the fare.
"Oh, anything you please for myself
said Travers. and FIVE dollars regular
fare"
olive what?' gasped the stranger.
FFive dollars" said Travers: 'what
do you expect to pay for a ride behind a
racehorse like that? You said to hurry,
and didn't | hurry? it1l cost me five
dollars to doctor that horse up, as it is.
! can't use him no more tonight"
NVUo11 I u.ovsk ,or- e - r,s1 A.. -
tleman, Indignantly; Its robbery, and
I'll take your number. It's downright
extortion."
Travers calmly u~nwrapped his blanket,
stuck his whip in it's socket and repair
ed to descend. Over two dozen men
gathered around the gentleman, some of
them telling him to have the driver ar
rested and the other half urging Trayers
tto take it out'en him."
Travers merely went forward and
rubbed his horses legs tenderly. iLook
at that" he said to the most offensive
looking individual in the crowd; "look
at that swelling in that leg. All through
racing him for this man that calls him
self a gentleman. Pretty gentleman he
is, isn't he? Laming a horse and trying
to rob a poor driver Of his fare. 1 guess
/ won't be able to use that horse again
for two days, and where's my earnings
coming from while he's laid up? That's
what l want to know"
Tho offensive individual said the swell
ing, which was not nj al evident to any
one else, was the "worse he ever seem"
and the crowd began to murmur indig-
nautly.
Thu gentleman pulled ont a roll of bills
pervously, and gave a five dollar bill to
Travers, who sighed as he took it.
"Pd like to punch your head for it,"
said Travers gloomily. but the gentle
man did not wait, and TraVers drove
slowly away until the corner shut him
ont of sight, when no whipped his horse
into a gallon.
"That's very good for a starter" said
the amateur whip.
At the next corner two men, very
much the worse for dining, waved at
him, and fell and tumbled into the cab.
"Oh," gasped Travers ocstatically,
'this is where 1 live. I'll take every
cent they've got"
Where tor" he asked again.
wherever you please" shouted back
one of the occupants, land get there in
a hurryP
Travers drove them directly TO the
Thirtieth precinct police station, and
called to the sergeant.
"These men" said Travers, "took my
cab at 4 this afternoon, and they've kept
me ever since, and now they don't know
where they want to go, and they won't
get out or pay me my fare"
The two passengers, who had prompt
ly fallen asleep as soon as they were set
tied in the cab, staggered drowsily into
the station house, where the sergeant
assigned them to two cells, took Travers'
name and number and gave him $40
from the roll one of the men carried,
which be declared was little enough for
five hours service.
''Ihat dissipation viii cost them quite
. little sum" sohloquized Travers grim
"; lit illustrates the evil effects Of
strong drink
He was passing a too well known
gambling house On Twegty-seyepth