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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Fashions Flower.
Buffalo Express.

Buffalo Express.
Mrs. MulhoOley-An' hev yez liver
seen chrysanihemum. Pat?
Mr.. MnlhoOley-0i hev.
Mrs. M.-Faith an phat did it look
lOike?
Mr.. Mt looked lOike our yally-
haired Nellie whin she's just got out O.
bed an her hair is not cOmbed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
The First One TO Kick.

Boston Transcript.
If you will notice it, it is the man who
has been running after wildcat schemes
all his life who. when he gets caught at
his own game. is the first to cry out
against dishonest methods, and to want
to know why such things are permitted,
YOU know.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

THE boodler politicians might learn a
thing or two in the Americas to the South.
The presidents of the republics generally
grow rich very rapidly. President BARILLAs.
of Guatemala. gave his daughter 100000 as
a wedding present No wonder reciprocity
is sought in that direction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Sc hOOIbOOk Progress.

GOUu NtWS
Schoolbook Publisher = Hooray! l
have found it! Send printer here!
Start the pressesI Well get out new
and revised set of schOolbooks! HoopIaI
SUPPLEMENTARY have you found,
sir? Publisher-A new way to pro-
nounce all old word.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Didn't Gauge Him Right.


Observation-Disclosures did you charge
the architect for the 81 tie? Clerk-Two
dollars. Haberdasher-Did he take it?
Clerk-No; he said he wanted one for
about $3.50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Home, Sweet Home.

Pittsburg Dispatch.
DO you ever weary of your beautiful
home here in town, Mrs. De Cashly?''
Never, Mrs. Bronson. What with
our autumn home at Lenox, our winter
home at Asheville, our summer cottage
at Newport, and the spring in London.
hardly have a chance to grow tired Of
IL -
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

Most Of the astronomers are discussing
the probability of the temperance Of the
''Star of Bethlehem at the end of the CEN
tury. Some insist that it was a veritable
star, but the more prevalent idea is that it
was a spiritual conception, and, of course
not subject to telescope observation. No
wayis suggested TO determine the question at
rraSpDt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

THE HARRISON organ at Minneapolis affords
an example of the eagerness with which its
class clutch at even rumor that Mr.. CLEvE-
LAND will not be in the field for president.
1t is possibly matter Of more practical i'm
portance to them than to the Democrats. a.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Well Concealed.

IndianapoIls Journal
Judge-What is the charge? Officer
McGObb-ConceaIed wippons. l found
him standin' in an alley holdin' in his
hand about fut of lead pipe wrapped
in copy of the Christian at Wurruk,
SOr
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

THE Democrats of West Virginia are faee-
dous over the idea that a cabinet and judi
cial appointment from that state will swing it
over TO the Republicans STEVE ELKINs
knows too much to take any such contract
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
He Was Too Slow.

Somerville journal
did you run for Office the other day?"
asked Spriggins of defeated candidate.
NO" said the candidate, sadly: Il
walked. The other fellow ram"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
A Convenience.

LII
Il shouldn't think you'd care to live
here i'll New Jersey so far from a drug
store" ION, that's all right. You drop
nickel in the slot machine up at the
station and get all the quinine you
WANT
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

ONLY persons of thin blood and weak con-
situations are unable to enjoy the exhilara
ton Of this sample os winter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

NEW YORK CITY wants the Democratic con-
vention. but it takes money to arrange for it,
and New York is still a little short on its
monument fund
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

Sur EDWIN ARNOLD says the worst to be
said of man in Japanese is that he is
fellow" That country will have to borrow
of the United States vocabulary if it is going
into politics
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
A Wretch.

Maric-He broke her heart, the
wretch. Celeste-Did he jilt her. Marie
No. he insisted on her keeping her en-
gagement when she had better offer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

THAT doctor must have been a facetious
Democrat who advised MCKINLEY to wear all
wool clothing for his attack of the grip.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

TIE man who threw the bomb at SAGE had
none of the popular vices. There is author
ity, however, for the statement that the man
without vices has no virtues.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
Eerved. Address all letters and kilograms to
TIE GLOBE. ST. Paul. Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Eastern Advertising Office-Ro0m II
Tribune Buildinu. New York.

Complete files of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
N Now York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

TORONTO is to have vote OF the people as
to whether the street cars shall run Sunday.
hot time is expected over the question.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

Now CHICAGO wants to claim the dynamiter
who went for the broker, RUSSELL SAGE, as
one Of its peculiar citizens. 1t is jealous of
Boston.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

for their own poor, but it is not surprising
that they feel obliged 20 solicit outside aid
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

THE Jews of New York city have been
caring for monthly army of 1850 Russian
refugees without any outside aid. 1t has
always been the habit Of their, faith to care
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
Below zero

For st. Paul, Minneapolis and vicinity
forecast to p. m. Sunday: West to south
winds, and continued cold weather
Z. F. LYONS. Local Forecast Official.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
r 81 six mo. 65c | Three m
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-12-27
DAILY AND SUNDAY.


/ VT in advance. So 90 , mos. i'll adv. soc
m. in advance. 90 N. in advance. zoe
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Table Talk in a French Home.

Children being nearly always at
table in France, and conversation
often being animated amongst their
elders, they hear great deal that was
never intended for them, and they get
n sort OF education in talkativeness
by mere example They may make
little use OF this in the presence of
strangers during boyhood or girlhood,
bu, it bursts out afterwards when they
get to IA talking age. 1t is recognized
by custom that when a family is i'll
private every one has a right to talk
or not as he pleases, and silence being
permitted, the taciturn will take ad
vantage OF il; still, nothing Is more
national in French life than talkative-
ness at meal times, even when the
family alone is present. This does Mt
least keep up the national power OF
talking, though the mill wheels of con-
versation have frequently very little
grain to grind. Talk of this kind has
some use as stimulating exercise OF
the lighter faculties, which in other
countries are often left unexercised.
The merits OF it are its facility OF eX-
preston aud its ample choice OF Ian
guage; the detects of it, III France, may
be included under the one head OF in
sufficient or inaccurate Information
Forum.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
PAID in His Own CON.

Some few years since young Now
was tried at the Central Crln,nal
court for smashing" or in
other words, passing counterfeit coin.
He was defended by an able lawyer,
who, after calling witnesses as to the
character OF his client, made an elo
quent speech on his behalf, pointing
out to the jury that as only one coin
had been passed, it was probably
done innocently, the prisoner not
knowing it was bad.
The verdict was an acquittal, and
the prisoner, with some of his friends,
adjourned with the counsel to his
chambers to settle His fee was two
guineas, but as they had only silver,
they asked him if he would accept
that. He consented, and, pocketing
the money, wished his late client good
day"
Some time after their departure the
lawyer repaired to his usual restau-
rant to dine, and when his repast was
ended, he rendered two half-Ct'owns
for payment, The waiter took them,
but presently returned, with the re-
mark that they were counterfeit.
The astonished lawyer got into n
rage, and vowed that they were good
money, but when he saw the waiter
calmly cut one in half with a knife he
hastily pulled the others out of his
pocket, and found that ten OF them
were bad.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
To Hang the Bishop.

The use OF names on petitions has
come to be standing joke, and
long column of well-known signatures
thus appended is little more than an
unmeaning farce We saw with our
own eyes the well-signed document of
which so much was said nearly 40
years ago A gentleman made
wager that he would procure at least
a hundred woll-known churchmen to
sign petition 70 hang the bishop OF
this diocese. He drew up the docu-
ment. had it copied in fine, clerkly
hand. and started out to effect his
purpose. He did not utter any false
hoods or misreprcsent the character
OF the paper. 1t began with Where
rs the best interests of the Protes-
tant Episcopal Church" etc, making
n long preamble and the request that
the bishop be suspended by the neck
came before the conclusion. The cam
vasser represented it as petition to
ecclesiastical authorities in n matter
that would deeply affect the welfare
OF the church. Having obtained one
or two leading names the rest was
easy, and he could have secured thou
sands instead OF hundreds if he had
cared to persevere in the effort.-New
York Journal OF Commerce.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
NoveI-pubIlshIng In England and
America,


In Great Britain popular works OF
fiction generally appear in two OF
three expensive volumes, which are
sold chiefly to circulating libraries.
These editions serve to guage the pub
lie appreciation of the work. If it is
received with fair favor 1t is very soon
reprinted in a one-volume hand edi-
tion, and this is, if required by the
public, succeeded by yet cheaper
edition, and so on until it becomes a
two-shilling or shilling volume on the
railway book stalls. By this method
the British publisher considers that
he gets better remuneration for the
author, and do not think his judg-
ment is much at fault.
The publishers of the United States,
recognizing that they had to deal with
differently situated class of readers,
adopted other methods. They issued
their books in form at once avail
able for family use and purchase.
They began at once by issuing the one
volume hand edition at a moderate
price, and seldom reduced the price Of
their copyright novels till some long
time afterwards, except SO far as it
has been necessary of late years to do
so to meet the competition OF the un-
authorized editions OF English novels.
Forum.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

"Niriain, ! acted like fool this
morning. and hive come to ask your
PARTON. he sud.
"Hrunted, she answered. quickly.
hand.
And wish TO be your friend" he
continued. "and to have this morn
ing's folly forgotten, il possible"
Granted. also. And, to prove it,
come out into the grounds with me. |
have something 10 tell you"
They went out under the full moon.
You ought to know why cannot
be yours, for such unexpected hon
or as your love deserves some reward, -
she said. 81 will tell you. Long be-
fore ] knew you ! loved and was en-
gagged"
Her companion started slightly at
her words
To-day that man is an abandoned
inebriate, wholly lost and ruined;
but'-she turned her face toward him,
her eyes swimming with tears-''I love
him yet, and can marry no other"
For several seconds nothing broke
the silence between them. Then
Steven said: Il will be your friend.
Your confidence has not been mis-
Bitafd. were Oh lIlSs L
see"
Eyes. oh such horrible things ms I
have dreamed. They make me shud-
der now. Let us 20 in. This beauty
oppresses me to night
DIR. Walter was Just entering the
door as they came up the steps. He
held a paper in his hand.
Miriam, here is telegram a boy at
the gate handed me, as | came past,
for you.
quick look passed between Miriam
and Steven Welmore, and n spasm as
of mortal agony went over her face.
She caught the note, and hurrying be-
fore them into the lighted hall, opened
and read its contents. Before either
of the gentlemen had crossed the
threshold she had dropped upon the
floor in n deadly swoon. Both sprung
in at once, and the housekceper, at
tracted by the unusual noise, came
burrying in also.
They all saw the words Il am dying,
Miriam-come," unon the paper lying
beside her; but only Steven Welmore
know their real significance to the pros
trate figure before them. They bore
her to her own room. where she
moaned back to life; and long before
midnight, she, with one of her maid
servants and Steven Welmore, was on
her way to London. Miriam would not
allow either OF them to accompany her
farther than to the hotel where they
stopped.
She stood alone over her dissrnced
lovers dying bed, and alone she saw
his poor, miserable life 70 out.
"lt is oyer'" was all she said, when
she returned. but her white lips and
darkened eyes were token enough of
her suffering.
For two years afterward the Cedars
WIS shut, and Miriam was away
where none knew save Steven Well
more, Then she returned as sudden
ly as she had left, opened her house,
and received her friends as before.
Steven Welmore held his ground
and kept others at a distance on the
plea of friendship, hoping that by and
by, when her grief wore away she
would, perhaps. reward him for his
devotion. He was not mistaken
Toledo Blade.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
No Time toLose.

Featherstone-I was visiting Tray
ers the other night, and when the door
bell rang l made bet with him that
it was boy from his tailor. You
know how often he has his trousers
creased. What do you think it was
the tailor himself.
Ringway-Ha, hal Still, should
say you lost.
Feasherstone-No at all. Travers
didn't stop to collect the money.
Clothier and Furnisher.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
The Story of a Politician.

Weight, ten pounds.
Cootsey -Tootsey.
Baby boy.
Mammals darling.
Pspa's little man.
Jimmy.
Jim.
James.
Jimmy the Kid.
Young Mr.. Jones'
James Jones.
Mr.. James Jones.
Gerk-of- Election Jones.
Committeeman Jones.
Aid. Jones. -...
The Hon. James NJ. Jones.
Ex-Ald. Jones.
James Martin Jones.
Jones.
Jim Jones.
Jimmie Jones.
'Steenth-ward Jimmie.
Jimmie the Bum.
Jim. ...
Whisky Jim.
Old Soak.
Cell 90
Coroner's ofiice-"Unidentifed. >
Colorado Sun.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Imbecne Replies to an Imbecile
Question.


A rather interesting point was re-
Gently brought up by the Paris Figaro
in connection with one OF the feuilletons
published in that paper. In the story
a mother OF strong religious convict
ions refuses the hand o. her daughter
to the man she loves because he is
bound by vow to his dying father
never to be married in church or to
take part in areligious ceremony. The
girl dies OF broken heart the mother
to the last refusing the concession
which would have saved her daughtre's
life. The Figaro asked its readers
whether, under the circumstances, the
mother was justified in Withholding
her consent. In all the editor received
1,431 answers Six hundred and
twenty-one writer's considered the
mother justified in preferriug death for
her daughter to the dishouor OF con-
tracing a marriage unblessed by the
church; $50 took an opposite viewand
blamed the mother, while 200 avoided
direct answer and suggested various
other solutions of the problem.
Answers are said to have come from
all parts OF the globe, and an American
woman-of course there is an American
woman in the story-telegraphed: Il
would lynch the mother" But some
how it didn't seem to occur to any
body to comment on the marvleous
imbecility OF that girll-New York
world.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Hale md uaar.x

These two adtectives by no means imply
the possession Of great muscular strength.
There are many men and women OF slight
build and Inferior stature 10 whom the terms
"haie and hearty" perfectly apply. Their
complexion Is clear eyes bright and viva
ments steady, sleep undisturbed, appetites
sound. These ind cia of haleness and hearti-
ness Hostetters Stomach Bitters will as
suredly bestow upon the feeble, the nervous
and the dyspeptic- No tonic OF the century
compares with 1t in popularity, no other
rivals 1t In efficacy. AS permanent invigor.-
tion means also the previous regulation OF
Disorder In the system, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters must also be regarded as chief
among regulators 1t conquers and pro-
vents mularia and rheumatlsm, overcome,
inactivity of the liver. bowels and kidneys
and promotes the acquisition of flesh as
well as vigor.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Il. woalos Aes rAaoaArs.

All sg"rlds are thoughts, all il'eusl,i. arc
In every brain there lies
Com, called the light OF every. star,
The scheme OF all the stars.
Tie thinker need not look without
To find creations PLAN
The life. tue form ol all the worlds
Preiigurcd, dwells in man.
And sll within aud all around
Asvoice and echo blend.
All human thoughts take shining forms
And unto ouine-- tend.
Man in his earthly state is bu.
The moth in his cocoon
Joy that the circling web OF time
Must loose its tenant soon.
Man SLEEPS TO drcam; his dreams unfold
Their white celestial wing,
And bear him where the spheres of heaven
Unwind their shining fiugs.
o gentle Deathl o gentle dream,
How sweet your mild-contruu
Ye both unbar the body's gate
For the departing soul.
IT. L. Harris in Worlds Advance
Thought
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
George Tvs Daughter ina Work.
house,

Miss Caroline Guelph, daughter of
George ", has retired to the Gambler
well workhouse, where she is living at
the cost of the Camberwell ratepayers.
Such is life. II George ~, instead of
marrying Mrs. Fitzherbert and after
ward committing bigamy with another
lady, had married this old lady's
mother, she would have been her
Magesty Queen Caroline, and instead
OF the modest pension OF the I'M
berwell ratepayers she would have
been given dozen palaces and many
hundreds of thousands per annum by
the British taxpayers. Her family,
many members OF which are comfort
able off, really ought to do something
for Miss Caroline Guelph. II they are
not able to do this, surely all the gang
OF toadies who seize the opportunity
of silver weddings andsueh like occas-
ions to make costly presentations to
members OF the royal family should
get up a subscription for her.-Lon-
don Truth.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

The only one ever printed. Can you find the
wordl Each week, different inch display is
published in this paper. There are no two
words alike in either ad., except One word.
This word viii be found in the ad. for DR..
Harter's Iron Tonic, Little Liver Pills and
Wild Cherry Bltters. Look for Crescent
trade mark. Read the ad. carefully and when
you find the word send 1t to them and they
will return you a book, beautiful Autographs
and sample free.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
the life that is fighting against
Consumntion.
Saved

the life that is fighting against
Consumption.
Only-act promptly.
Put it off, and nothing can save
you. But, if taken in time, DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will certainly cure.
1t must be done through the
blood and the Discovery" is
the most potent blood cleanser,
strength restorer, and flesh l. builder
that's known to medical science.
The scrofulous affection of the
lungs that's called Consumption,
and every form of Scrofula and
blood-taints, all yield to it. For
Weak Lungs, Splitting of Blood,
Bronchitis, Asthma, and all severe,
lingering Coughs, it's an unequaled
remedy. It's the only one that's
guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit
or cure, in every case, you have
your money back.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

INvALIDs. aged people, nursing mothers,
overworked, wearied out fathers, will find
the happiest results from a judicious use
of DR.. Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters.
Where the liver or kidneys are affected,
prompt action is necessary to change the
tide toward health, ere the disease be
comes chronic-possibly incurable, and
there is nothing better to be found In the
whole range of mdte--td medtcd. Sold
everywhere.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

"We promise to cure your Ca
tarrh, perfectly and permanently,
no matter how bad your case or
of how long standing or we'll
pay you $500" That's what the
proprietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy say to every sufferer from
Catarrh. And they mean it.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Woman and Dres S.

'"The notion that women are fond
OF dress is fallacious one"
"You think so?"
81 do. Whenever go to the beach
and see the women in their bathing
suits lying on the sands or gathered
in groups at the edge of the water, !
am convinced that they have been
greatly misrepresented. They don't
seem to be bit fond of dress.-Cape
Cod Item.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
Grand Cheap Excursions.

Every Sunday via the Santa Fe Route
to Palmer Lake, Colorado Springs, Mani
tou, Cascade Canon and Green Mountain
Falls. Train leaves Union Depot at s a. m.
returning arrives at Denver D. m. Ticket
office No. 100 Lawrence street.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

The Committee of Physicians requested to
examine into the merits of the wines of Alfred
Speer, report these wines strictly pure, sc-
ceptable in flavor, palstable and rich body
DR.. Cyrus Edison says there is no better wine
in the world
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup, fer Chill
dren tsething. softens the gums reduces innamma-
tion. niays pain, cures wind coiic. 25c. bottle.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

F1TS.-An Fits stopped free by DR., KLISKs GREAT
Nerve Restorer No Fit after tirstday use. Mar
velous Treatise and 6. 90 trial bottle free
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

II eyes were really windows to the heart
green goggles would become extremely
fashionable
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa.
opens its eleventh session Sept. with
enlarged facilities. If you desire to attend
a first class school, offering superior in
ducements, send to Chancellor Carpenter
for catalogue
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22
spcer'. Wine !; the FACULTY of ny.

The man who can hang pictures for an
hour under supervision does not want to
be an angel, he is already one.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

E ENJOYS
method and results when
Figs is taken; it is pleasan,
lshing to the taste, and acts
4 promptly on the Kidneys,
4 Bowels, cleanses the sys
kually, dispels colds, head.
4 fevers aud cures habitual
lion. Syrup of Figs is the
edy of its kind ever pro
leasing to the taste and ac-
to the stomach, prompt in
b and truly beneficial in its
Srepared only from the most
and agreeable substances,
excellent qualities COM
/ TO all and have made it
popular remedy known
; Of Figs is for sale in SOC
bottles by all leading drug
ANY reliable druggist who
have It on hand will pro-
promptly for any one who
p try it Do not accept
ktifute.
bRHII FIG SYRUP co.
saw fRlScISco, ca.
Ia. EI kEs ross. EE
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

If a man really desires to discover how
popular he is as a speaker let him charge
ffty cents admission.
The Lamar register., 1891-08-22

Late market quotations report corn
easier. But perhaps this is the annual
boom for the chiropodist.