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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19

In the Circuit Court for st. Mary's county,
sitting as Court of Equity.
No 734 n. E.
Ordered this 18th day of Nov, 1891, that
the Auditors report in the above cause be
ratified and confirmed, unless cause to the
contrary be shown on or before tho End
Monday ofDecember, 1891; provided copy
Of this order be published in the ST. Mary's
BEACON, once a week for three successive
SAaks- nrior- 10 the said End Monday Of
December.
J. FRANK FORD, Clerk.
True copy-Test:
]. FRANK FORD, Clerk.
Nvyt 19-3wH
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19
FOR SHERIFF.

FOR SHERIFF.
Messrs. Editors: Please announce w.
V. WATERS, as suitable candidate for
the next Sheriffalty subject to the decision
of tire Democratic party and say that he
will be warmly supported all over the
county and especially by the
EIGHTH DISTRICT.
Nov 10 Cite
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19
NOTICE.

In pursuance OF the above order, here
by give notice that have obtained from
the Orphans Court of st. Mary's county,
Maryland, letters of administration on the
personal estate of Attaway C Hayden, late
Of said county, deceased. All persons
having claims against the said deceased
are hereby notified 10 exhibit the same
with the proper vouchers attached thereto
70 the subscriber, on or before the 2Gth day
OF March, 1892, they will otherwise By law
be excluded from the benefits of the said
estate. AL persons indebted 10 the de-
ceased are requested to make immediate
payment 20 the subscriber.
JAMES j. COUGH,
Administrator.
Sept 24-6wa
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View Advertisements.
WAN q D..

On 000 DOZEN, HEN, DUCK and
%OsOoO turkey eggs, at 25 cents per
dozen. BROWN STORE.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19
NOTICE TO CREDITORS,

Orphans Court of ST. Mary's County, Set
Sept %, 1891.
Ordered by the Court, That James ].
Cough, administrator of Atlaway c. Hay
den, late of ST. Mays county, Nj. de-
ceased, give the notice required by law to
the deceased's creditors TO exhibit their
claims and that the same be published
once week for six successive weeks in
the St. Mary's BEACON.
Test: JAMES T. d. RALEY,
Register Willis for ST. Mary's county
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19
RATIFICATION NOTICE.

The Washington Loan & Trust Company
Henrietta G Forrest, survivor of Joseph
Forrest
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19

Ny Ladies' Dress Goods for variety.
taste and durability win equal any in the
village. and my prices have been fixed %
suit the times. Nv other lines Of
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19

HEADQUARTERS FOR MEMS, La
DIES & CHILDREN'S SHOES.
MEMS & BOYS HATS q
CAPS.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1891-11-19
TRESPASS NOTICE.

A LII persons are hereby forewarned
q against trespassing with dog, gun or
otherwise on my premises known as
part Of Roundabout and Shanks' Ven-
tuTe, situated In the Bird District Against
al offenders the law will be rigidIy en-
forced. CHARLES F. GRAVES.
Nor 10 0f--zt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
ELEorRIo LIGHT coMM1ssIoN.
They View Different Plants In Chicago
Royalty Entertained.
SpecioI Teiegrasn to the Register.


Special Telegram to the Register.
CHICAGO, July 10.-The Wheeling
Electrical Commission were the guests
of John Young, of the Western Elec-
trio Company, this morning, and OF d.
P. Perry, of the Sperry Electrical CON-
pany this afternoon. Mr. knight OF the
Fort Wayne Company, temporarily
stepped aside. A very busy day was
spent and much valuable information
gained. At 10 a. m, the party lett
the Auditorium and went to the
Western Electric factory, covering one
entire block and eight stories high
Here three hours were spent in study
ing the merits Of the lamps aud dyna-
mos manufactured by this firm. A COM
plete tour of the factory, where $50
people are employed, was made. The
Commission then sought one temporary
respite by fve-mile spin on the 5oule-
wards, and then visited the Troup street
city light station, where 20. 80 and
60-light Western Electric dynamos were
found at work. The building Is 40 by
so feet, with 500 horse power engine
OF the Corliss type, the dynamos being
on the second floor The Superintend-
ent verified the REGISTERS statement
that the cost last year was $500 per
light per year, and he thought Wheel
ing could do 1t for S25 or little more.
Later, the Fourteenth street station,
where they have seven Western Elec-
tric dynamos and $50 horse power
Wright engine, running $50 lights, was
visited.
In the afternoon the Sperry plant was
visited, when the lamp made by the
| firm struck the Commission very favor
ably, distinct advantage being that
when suspended ii casts no shadow on
the street under the lamp as all other
makes do. The dynamo has points OF
excellence also. This evening the Com
mission divided, some going to the
theatre with Mr.. Brockett. the Chicago
agent of the Fort Wayne Company. while
others went TO Jackson park, the guests
Of Mr.. Young, of the Western Electric
Company. With about ten thousand
others the magnificent electric fountain
was watched from TO 9 O'Clock, and the
sight was grand demonstration OF
what money, electricity and brains
properly combined will do. All the
sights, including the unfinished grand
monument, were taken In.
There are half dozen members OF
the Commission who will spend to-mor-
row In town and then go on to st. Louis
Saturday night. Monday morning they
start for Boston, the guests or MIR. ID.
w. Dunn, of the Thompson-Ho uston
| Company.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
The Enormous Amount OF Life Which Has
Gone Out of the American Pcopie-Can
1t Ever be Recovered?

The Enormous Amount Of Life Which Has
Gone Out of the American People-Can
1t Ever be Recovered?
Have you noticed that there are more broken
down men aud weak women on our streets to-
day than ever beforei Have you not noticed
that certain OF your friends, whom you have al
ways known to be strong and healthy, are. for
some reason, weak and low-spiritedf Is II not
possible that you yourself feel trine less viRor
Gus than In the past; Is IL a fact that the Amer
lean people are growing weaker, or is Ii due 70
some local causef There can be little doubt that
II Is owing almost entirely 70 the fearful after ef
fects OF the Grip. This terrible and mysterious
complaint starting unscccuntsbly and running
severely. invariably leaves the person IA n
weak, nervous and run down coHdition, from
which IL requires much time TO recover.
when people are In such state, when nature
is weak and broken, what would common-sense
dictate should be done? Precisely what physi-
clans say should be done, viz: Assist Nature,
stimulate her tagging faculties. build her aps
How! BY using q pure medicinal stimulant.
and FOL this purpose there IS nothing equal 70
pure ghiskey Doctors, scientific men. and the
and have unhesitstingly agreed that there is no
whiskey so pure and efficient &c Dufy's Pure
Malt. Il stimulates healthily and builds up
wasted tissues IL renevs the nervous orgsni-
zat!ou sud assists 20 health. II IL popular be-
cause il IL 30 efficient. Great care should be
taken however. 10 secure only the genuine.
Distrust any deller who for any reason sesks 70
induce you 70 buy something "just IS good"
BY the ,udicious use Of this pure stinulAnt the
after effects Of the Grip may be removed snd
health and strength put In place Of weakness
and debility.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
WHEELING GENIUS.
The Now Letter Box Patented by Fred.
Cushing and Alex Mitchell.

The New Letter BOX Ratenteu ny rfous
Cushing and Alex Mitchell
Quite number Of persons called at
the Mutual Savings Bank yesterday to
see the ingenious new letter box
patented by Fred Cushing and Alex
Mitchell.
About year ago Postmaster General
Wanamaker appointed commission 10
see about getting up a letter Dox 1or
use on front doors TO facilitate the mail
service. At the meeting OF the COM
mission in Washington last month there
were nearly 1000 devices presented
from all over the country. Out
of this number only six received favor
able mention by the department., and
while Mr.. Mitchell does not know what
disposition was made of the patent, ne
IL inclined to think 1t Is Included
among the six, as the box would liKeiy
meet all the requirements as stated Dy
the department.
Cushing Mitchell box is a combina-
ton device for collection and delivery.
The letters are passed through the door,
as in usual letter boxes, while In the
rear of slit, as connected
ON the back side is a
triangular box to contain mail for de-
livery. In order to place mail In this
box it is necessary to open the top
cover, and when the cover opens
il raises a plate on the outside OF
the door with the word "Mail" on 1t.
The mail carrier with the department
key then opens the box from the outside
and all the mail slides dawn to his hands
as though in a shute. Such a box will
doubtless greatly hasten collection and
delivery. 1t is proposed to make the
whole affair of sheet steel at cost OF
fifty cents each.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
Fragile structure.

.vs,ern whch chronic indigestion aas az
,,a,oA ana rendered nervous and feeble, Is 10
deed very fragile structure. tenement iaS
top1,ng into rretrieyabie decay Sscessiv'
irrit.bility Of temper. abnormal Ano cs1seies'
anxiety. hypcchondria. hysseriA and siespiess
pess-.hess are some OF the manifestations O
ns-vo'sness. Fnat grand irvisoratins nervine
ryas,s,..,,s stomach Bitters, trsn9uilizes BY
styYsnekenins the nerves. sccom pnsnins .as
doubls result through .ns meoiu5 q ,o sIc" n
ss.s,,aa sIbihfs such thoroughness, pro-
$500 1859 soh snSedily spprecisbls effects as
sbs Biters. Itns perfectly reiiseis sa!ssrsa,r S
assn nas.' Ia nietslv liver and bowel mac
s.a - dlscreer Nervous invahds should
rot fnil /, fortIfs their systems WIN .nis oe.
piyr 'S nrossetiys Which well merits PERSISTENT
trial
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

wARDEN-on Friday. July 10th, 1891, At
1905 O'Clock .. N, Mrs. SARAH WARDEN, In her
74th year.
Funeral services at the residence OF her son
in-law, John B. Lyle, one mile nerth Of G'enn's
RIM, Ohio county, on Sunday afternoon, at one
o'clock. Friends OF the family are invited to
attend. Interment at Greenwood Cemetery.
EBELING-On Friday morning, Juls 10th,
1891. at $50 O'Clock. Louis AUGUST, youngest
child OF Louis and Emma J. Ebeiing, aged
years, months and 20 days
Funeral services at residence OF parents, No.
I'M Wood road on Sunday afternoon, at
o'clock Friends of the family invited to at
tend. Interment at Mt Wood Cemetery.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
blaine Is Improving.

BAR HARBoR, MAINE, July 10.-A
friend of the Blaine family says: 1.-THE
report that Secretary Blaine is sinking
and that the doctors have no hope, Is
utterly false and without any founda-
ton whatever. Mr.. Blaine is steadily
improving as every one who sees him
riding and walking about the streets
Of Rar Horbor knows, and there is
every prospect that he will be @ well
man by the end of the summer"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
GLOBE CONTRACT co. ASSIGNS.
The stock and Fixtures Transferred to =
II. Egerter.

The stock ana FiAtufcS ADMINISTRATORS ~ P'
II. Egerter.
Attachments were issued against tie
Globa Contract Co., on Fourteen "a
street under the Opera House, yestf-
6av afternoon. They were issued "
the German Insurance Co., j. K. Hal,
Frew. Campbell & Hart, and w. +
Schnelle, for various amounts.
]. s. Hays is president OF the concert
and Yesterday afternoon be made %
sssjgnmept 10 W. Fl. Egerter, tram :
ferring TO him all the stock. nxtarS
and personal property in the storerooh
anS All the book accounts OF the cot
Germ. II is understood the indebted
ness OF the firm amounts to about
: 500 The company has been IN es-
istence about TWO years.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
ExcarslOn to Atlanta City.

Next Thursday, July 16, via the 3.
so. r. R., round trip rate SO. Tfk-
cts good ten days, and good to stop of
AT Washington City, returning. Trims
leave Wheeling at 1905 and Ass a. b.,
and 2:35 and 6:10 p. IN. Secure sl&p-
ing car space at once.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
June, July and August.

The most charming Summer Resorts,
of which there are over three hundred
choice locations, are to be found In Wis.
consin, Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota
and the Peninsula of Michigan, along
the lines of the Chicago, Milwaukee a.
St. Paul Ry. Nearly all are located
near lakes which have not been fished
out.
These resorts are easily reached by
railway and range in variety from the
full dress for dinner" to the flannel
shirt costume for every meal.
SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER.
The finest shooting grounds In the
Northwest are on the tributary to the
lines OF the Chicago, Milwaukee &c St.
Paul Ry. The crop of Prairie Chickens
will be exceptionally good this year;
also Ducks and Geese. In Northern
Wisconsin and the Peninsula OF Michi-
gan splendid Deer shooting IS to be had.
Full information furnished FREQ. Ad-
dress GEO. II. HEAFFoRD, Gen. Pass.
Agt. Chicago, H., or 10 VIM. KELLY,
JR., Trav. Pass. Agt. c., M. & st. p.
R'y., 16 So. Broad ST.. Philadelphia.
Go hear Mrs. Mary T. Lathrop at
Moundsville Assembly tomorrow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
GALE OF VALUABLE CITY PROPERTY
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

In the Circuit Court OF Ohio County. west
Virginia. In Chancery.
Elizabeth oldham, enthusiastically OF the
estate OF James II. oldham. deceased, Com.
plainant,
George Miller, A. Wilson Kelly. Elisha Connei-
~, Gibson l.. Cranmer. truestee, l.. ID. Wilson,
Mary f. Wilson, l. II. Jones. trustee, Emma
Burt and John Burt, her husband, Anna suth-
erland and Alonzo sutherland. her husbeh
George p. oldham. Laura Oldham and Eliza
beth Oldham, Defendants.
BY virtue OF an order entered IN the above On
titled cause on the s;h day OF July 1884, ~ is re-
ferred TO tho undersigned commissioner Of said
court to ASCERTAIN and report
First. The value IF the real and personal cs-
tate OF James n. oldham, deceased.
Second. The liens and claims against said
estate.
Third. The value Of the widows dover In
gross.
Fourth Any oiher matter deemed pertinent
by the commissioner. or required BY any party
interested.
Notice IL hereby given that the undersigned
hss fixed upon Monday the oath day OF August,
1891, commencing at o'clock A. m, AZ the time.
and his Office, No. 1904 Chapline street. Wheel
ing, W. Va, IS the place At which he will pro.
coed TO ascertain and report the several matters
IN the said order OF reference required.
Given under my hand this 10th day Of July,
1891. GEORGE r. Z. 0ILCHEisT,
BoYD SonNZBvitLr, Commissioner.
Solicitors for compiAinants. jyii oswt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

Sunday, July 10th. B. s. O. trains
will leave Wheeling for Moundsville
Assembly grounds, 81 600 O. m, aud
100, 2:S5 and GOO p. m. Returning will
leave camp grounds at 1900 noon, and
1000 D. N IL, II.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

BoILs and Pimples and other affec-
lions arising from impure blood may ap-
pear at this season when the blood Is
heated. Hoods Sarsaparilla removes
the cause of these troubles by purify
ing, vitallizing and enriching the blood,
and at the same time it gives ftrength
to the whole system.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

UouRTH ST. METHODIST EPISCOPAL
Il Chrrch-Snnday School at 0: sOa m. Services
BY the pastor at 1880 a. m. and 8 p. IN Sub
ject for evening: Abraham, Father OF TIE
Jews Service one hour all welcome
ToIRsT PRESBYTERIAN CHUaCH-THERE
u will be services in this church tomorrow AZ
1880 q. M, conducted by Rev. campbeil. OF
Martins Ferry. Ohio. Prayer meeting every
Wednesday at 7:45 p. N.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

Go to the Farmers Alliance meeting at
pc MOundeville Assembly to-day ana hear
Pc following distinguished Alliance men:
~. Senator Pe.Tof, of Kansas, who sue
ecds :, natOr -ohs j. Ingalls,.
Hon. j e. .rDer, of Georgia, Secretary
4 the National Farmers Alliance.
Hon. j. BRAD Beverly, of Virginia.
Hon. j. A. Carskadon, of West Virginia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

Rev. DR.. W. n. Boole, of New York. Inc
of the finest pulpit orators of the void.
win preach at IL a. m. and 7;45 p. IN at
rbs MoundsviIle Assembly tomorrow
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

GO TO the Farmcrs' Alliance meeting ~
the Moundsville Assembly to-day and hear
the following distinguished Alliance men:
q. 8. Senator PETER, Of Kansas, who sue
Deeds Senator John j. ingalls,
Hen. j. III. Turner. Of Georgia. Secretary
or the National Farmers Alliance.
Hon. j. Brad Beverly, Of Virginia
Hon y. A. Carskadon. OF West Virginia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
sunday Excursions.

Commencing Sunday. May s1st, and
very Sunday thereafter. the B. & o. R.
\ Co. will sell excursion tickets to
littsburg and return at $3.50, and to
Washington at Sl.o0. Good returning
|nnday only.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

THE Mark Twain Fishing Club boys are
now tied up a few miles below Powhatan
Point on the Ohio side. All are well and
haDDY
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

Rev. DR.. w. II. Boole. OF New York. one
OF the finest pulpit orators of the world.
win preach at IL =. m and 7;45 p. m at
the nIoundsvflIe Assembly tomorrow
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
rvEN1NG SERVICES.

At the evening services NJ. V.B. Ben
net, of Kansas, delivered the address.
"Render under Cesar the things that
are Cesar's, aud TO God the things that
are Gods"
II was political question that they
took 10 the Lord. Who are the men
that don't want politics taken in the
church, Republicans and Democrats?
+ j am opposed TO the same kind Of poll
tics being taken into politics. But the
Lord mixed politics with politics, and
Whatever the Lord mixes l will mix.
You never had . right, even
p state of nature, to drink alcoholic
drinks. II is the duty Of
US to be just as pure in casting the bal
lot as ii is in offering up the prayer.
+ The State must be just as pure as the
home, but the home must be first made
pure, and everything that is good comes
4 out Of the home. How did we get pro-
|bibitiOn in Kansas, did the Republican
party give il to US? No. Did the
Democratic party give 1t to Us? No.
THANK God, the Woman Christian Tenn
perance Union gave II to Us. Does pro-
hibition prohibit? Yes; prohibition
means 10 forbid, and the law iorbids.
But TO sell is another question.
The speaker then described the great
Prohibition fights in Kansas ana Iowa,
giving the honor TO the women The
addreSS was also plea FOR Woman SUI
|frage. Said be: If you men cant do
Something for your homes and your
|eountry for God sake get out OF the
way and give the women chance.
What is the matter with the old par
|tieS? 1t is the majority can't rule the
minority. You man labor and wait,
Bake sides with some great party; On
the side of the great moral question |
hnd keep on in the fight and you will !
come out Oh the side Of right.
n After Mr. Bennet's address, Rev. |
Anna Shaw was again introduced and |
tpoke at some length upon the import
once of allowing women 10 vote. She
faid that she had done some lobbying
md intended to do much more until she
fonld do something better than lobby
Big.
To-day is Farmers Alliance day and
q is expected TO be the greatest day OF
Ihe whole meeting. Everybody will
Dc admitted for the whole day for the
price of single admission, Is cents.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

! LTENHEIM WATER WORKS

4 n
Persons intending to take water nom the
Al,enheim works viii please call at tie Wheel
ing Title and Trust Company's Office. No 1913
Marke, street, and ELL up their application.
iyeesaa RR SWOPE. President
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
,,onnd.vt,l. ProhibIt,on As,embly

Go hear Mrs. Mary T. Lathrop Mt
Moundsville Assembly tomorrow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11
sEpTEMBFR AND OCTOBER.
A GREAT LOSS.

Go hear Mrs. Mary T. Lathrop at
Moundsville Assembly tomorrow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-07-11

WTANTED-FoR rHR UNITED STATES
w ARAN-Ahle-boiied, unmarried men, ~
tween the ages OF 81 aHd - years Good ps1.
rationS. clothing and medical aftsstancf tF
plicanis mus, be prepared 70 furnish sAtlslnc
tory evidence "a % age. charsstcf aud hahsDs
Apply al 1874 MAIN STREET. Wheslinr. W.
Va. jytN-wed-satdfN
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1891-07-24
NY NeleneoR,s COY

His Natural characteristics Csot Him
Into Numerous Dimcuities-
1 always make it q rule to get along
with my neighbors without engaging in
any belittling quarrels or disputes with
them will put up with q great deal
before will descend to the vulgarity of
q quarrel with any one. and don't in
tend having row with any one now,
but if my neighbor's boy should disap-
pear suddenly and never be heard of any
more, or if he should be found with his
neck broken. will perhaps have been
at the bottom of it all, and no honest
jury in the land will do anything with
me for it.
This boy is ten years old His name
is Horace Walpole Gladstone Smith, but
they call him Teddy" He has taken
to getting up at 5 o'clock these fine morn
ings, and his parents encourage him in
such idiocy by Dragging around ''how
smart our little Teddy is!''
Ten minutes after Teddy is up he is
racing along in front of my house draw
ing stick over the palings of the fence
under my bedroom window Then he
walks up and down singing 81 want to
be an angel" He knows but one line
|
over again until-well. you know what
| wish as ! lie in bed gnashing my
teeth, with no hope of getting my be-
loved morning snooze.
By and by. at about half past 5, he
brings out wagon made out of wood
en- box and four creaking, wobbling,
solid wooden wheels, and he races ur
and down the wooden pavement drag
ging that noisy, loathsome thing afte,
him. Then he gets under my open bed
room window and begins screeching te
a boy who lives half block away:
.'Jimmyi O-o-o-h, Jiml S-a-a-y, jim
Jones, I'm up and you a-i-i-i-n'tT
Then he goes through series of yells
cat calls and dog barks. ending with
frightful singing Of Annie Rooney.
This is followed by another wildly
screeched out taunt to Jimmy Jones.
"S-a-a-y, Jimi Beat ye upl I've beat
ye up, sleepy headl O-o-o-o-h, Jimr'
You thrust your head out of window
and say coldly:
"Stop that noiser"
He looks up at you placidly and says:
II guess l can make all the noise
want to in my fathers own yard, so
can, " and he makes more noise than be
fore, while you bounce back to bed feel
ing pretty sure that the command tc
''love thy neighbor as thyself" did mo-
include thy neighbor's boy.-Detroi
Free Press.