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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28
An Encouraging Prospect.

Tailor-Do you think you could man
age to settle up your account by the first,
sir2 You know you spoke to me the
other day about a rich uncle.
Jagway-Yes, sir, and that account
will be paid, with one possible excep
ton.
Tailor (eagerly)-And what is that
sir2
Jagway CcalmlyeThat is in case m,
uncle doesn't die.-Clothier and Fur
nisher
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28
MOOre's
Revealed Remedy
Stands peerless as the natural remedy
peculiarly adapted to the wants
of womankind.
What One Lady Says

SEATTLE Jan, 20, 1891.
Il want you TO publish my testimonial for
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ever | became chilled, for the last fifteen
years. | have suffered perfect torture for
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retchng for three hours without any rest
and unable to get help from any of the
numberless remedies tried. Now | am free
from this suffering. for at the first symptom
of one of these attacks take good dose Of
"Moore's Revealed" and that is the end of
it. 1t has also cured me of constipation. My
husband says IL has saved his life, and he
happy over it we cannot say enough in its
favor, and advise all our friends TO use it."
Mrs. JAMES GLEASON,
Cor. 18th and Jackson Sts.. Seattle, Wash.
ex- For sale by all druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28
Accommodating.

''That gas stove is a dandy" said the
agent. "You can use it for heating pur-
poses in the winter-make your house
warm as toast-and then in summer you
can cook with it."
"But it would be hot in summer" said
the customer.
"Oh, no." returned the agent, 'ii
hardly gives out any heat at all."-New
York Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

Pendleton Tribune: President HarrI-
sons faculty of memory is certainly re
markable. During his recent visit to
Pendleton, while shaking hands with the
old veterans from Indiana. he would ask
each separately the company he served In
and, when told, the president would i'm
mediately give the name OF the COM
mander OF each OF their several companies
during the war without, during the course
Of questioning, making a single mistake.
This we call memory OF high order.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

Spokane Review: The Republican party
being so often accused OF extravaganza
will some of the brethren OF the opposi,
ton please notice that Secretary Tracy
has cut down the coal supply Of the navy?
Rational economy is always sought by
the Republican party: The penny wise
Democrats
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

Mrs. Van Pelt-f you work for me,
Bridget, you will have to wear caps. !
suppose you do not object2
Bridget-Sure not, mum. lean borry
wan from me cousin. 1t has ear tabs,
and q coon tail on top.-Harper's Bazaar.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

band tune up their fiddles, while Jim's
remains are carried out into the alley
and tenderly laid in an ash barrel.
Eat last you are miner cries Pete, as
he clasps Samantha in his arms, and they
go out to mingle with the darkness.
New York Evening Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

1t is claimed that forty per cent. of
the Alliance members have withdrawn
from the order in Mississippi because
the sub-treasury scheme was made a
test of loyalty TO the Alliance.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

Eastern Advertisers T 1eSti sRe Of last at
ern advertisers is called to the FAIRHAvES
HERALD as a judiclous advertising medium.
Heretofore no foreign advertising OF any de-
scription has been received.
confpactcl received through all the re-
NOhtl uOtol sponsible eastern advertising
agencies
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28
No Such Word In His Vocabulary.

Teacher Ito new pupiD-You must not
bite your fingernails that way, Tommy;
you will gnaw them to the quick.
New Pupil-To the what, ma'am'
"To the quick. Don't you know what
that means?
"Nome. Never heard of such thing
as quick"
"Why, where do you come FROM
Tommy"
"F'rom -"
Name of city omitted for fear its in
sertion might lead to another boycott
against the Worlds fair. Chicago Trib-
une
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

In 1875 wire nails were imported
from England and cost ten cents a
pound. The tariff was only one cent
pound which was not sufficient to
cover the difference in cost between
this country and England, and conse-
quently we used the high priced Eng
fish mills. In 1888 the tariff was in
creased to four cents pound and
according TO Democratic arguments
the price of these nails should have
gone up to thirteen cents, but il did
not. The prices stffened little till
our own nail mills began to run more
readily, and then a rapid decline set
in. Soon the prices went down to
eight cents, and as our mills increased,
the imports from England decreased,
and now these nails are sold at two
cents a pound or one-half what the
tariff amounted to. The new tariff
| law reduces the tariff on these wire
nails TO two cents, and this history of
the tariff on wire nails gives the lie to
an immense number of Democratic
arguments. If the tariff was entirely
removed our nail factories would
break down because England, with its
cheap labor, can manufacture cheaper
than we can, and after our manufac.
tories were thus broken down, wire
nails would again rise to high prices
because the English mills would have
a monopoly of the business and be
able TO command whatever prices they
chose
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

Poet consulting thermometer)-I de-
clarel already 90 dogs. and not one
spring sonnet yet writteni-Fliegende
Batter,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

changes, have also operated to make the
private better satisfied with his life.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28
AMERICANS IN EUROPE

1t is said that the Indians with Buff
falo Bill's Wild West show, now enter
tanning some of the crowned heads of
Europe, are sending home money
every salary day. If this is fact 1T is
the first case on record where thor
ough American has saved anything on
trip to the old world. The average
American who goes abroad never ex-
poets to send or bring any money back
with him, and it is not the fault OF
the natives if his expectations in this
direction are not realized. His letter
of credit is eaten up by hotel bills,
railroad fares, tips, fees, the purchase
Of curios, ETC., and he is indeed fOrtu-
nate if he saves his steamer ticket
and few dollars for the return trip
The foreigner believes that it is much
better to receive than to give, and the
singers and actors who visit us from
time to time never fail to follow the
example of the untutored American
savage and send money home by ever.
| steamer.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-05-28

~ For sale by all druggists.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
NOTICE.

NY person or persons found shoot
~ ing on the lands of Kukuluaeo
and koula. will be prosecuted to the
full extent of the law
I3I I'm Mrs g. =. WARD.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
BROWN LEGHORNS !

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AN ID rels for sa e. guaranteed
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WV walian Ostrich Farm" ka-
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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
LEAVES HONOLULU

ne No Freight will be received
after II noon of day of sailing.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
STMR. CLAUDINE.
DAVIES. Commander.

viii leave Honolulu every Tuesday
at ) o'clock P. NJ, touching at Kahu-
lui, Huelo, Hama, Hamoa and Kipa-
huln. Returning will arrive at Homo
lulu every Sunday morning.
EG No Freight will be received
after 4 P. NJ. on day of sailing.
Consignees must be at the landings
to receive their freight, as we will not
hold ourselves responsible after such
freight has been landed. While the
Company will use due diligence in
handling live stock, we decline to as
sumo any responsibility in case Of the
loss of same, and will not be responsible
for money or jewelry unless placed in
the care of Pursers.
w. G. WILDER, President
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
CAPT. j. A. KING, Port Supt.
I-9l
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
READ THIS

EOR every $50 Hawaiian or other
l. Pacific Islands Stamps received, |
will post four english illustrated papers
per week for a month, or will send one
of the latest English, French, German
or Spanish novels. Stamps of other
countries sent in exchange for those of
Hawaii. All manner of articles sent in
exchange for used postage stamps and
postcards under special arrangements
JULIUS Il. ASHTON,
Importer, Wilmington, Mr.. Manches-
ter, England. 7S5 In
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1891-01-14
FOR SALE
NOTICE.

OWING to the advanced prices in
~ feed and labor, we the undersigned
from and after this date shall charge on
all general merchandise, carted from
any steamer arriving from San Fran
cisco the rate of Fifty (50) Cents per ton
as per bill of lading; all carting from
sailing vessels at the rate of Forty (40)
Gents per ton as per bill of lading:
SIGNED :-EIustace, Robertson q Hitch
cock, L. Peck q Co., NJ. r. Colburn,
City prayage Co. CIV. F. SharratD,
NJ. NJ. Sanders, Jas. Mcclure.
Honolulu, Jan. /, 1891. Pm
The morning news., 1891-12-01
BRIGHT BITS.

The drought is so intense in New York that
even the milk dealers have been prohibited from
putting their milk cans under the faucets.
Washington Post.
MABEL-So their elopement was failure,
was II?
slnnick-Yes; they got away and were mar
rfed.-TOlc7I Topics.
"How DO you hold on when you drive up that
steep hills" asks her mother.
Hold on to Mr.. Daring" she replied without
finching,-Rider and Drlver.
PAT. PAT, you should never hit a man when
he is downl"
'Begorra, what did work so hard to get him
down for?'-Brdndon Bucksdlo.
A GIRL In Norway must be able to bake bread
before she can have beau. The one who takes
the cake as q cook is considered the flower Of
the family.-Nev Orleans PicdyWne.
How DID you like the west, Lord HoodlebySr
Magnificent. was very much struck by the
lightning out there, and was simply carried
away by one OF your cyclones Puck.
DRpGeIsT-You might have charged that
young man 81 for filing that prescription
Why did you put the price at 25 cents.
Clerk-He understands Latin.-Good Neius.
FINKLs-I wonder where his satanic majesty
gets the fuel to ke p up perpetual fire?
Dinkle He certainly doesn't have very far to
go for his Styx at any rate.-BTooklyn Eagle.
SHE-Did you see any sharks coming over,
Lor Bareycorn
His Lordship just arrived)-Yes: any amount
of 'em-in the smoking room.-FrGnk Leslfe's
Weekly.
SHE How hot it was in therel And hate
dreadfully to be squeezed in a crowd
He moving closer)-That is very natural
Miss FloSse; but-er-there is no crowd here,
you know.-Life.
GAY BACHELoR-Do you think there Is any
thing in the theory that married men live longer
than unmarried ones?
Henpecked Friend (wearily)-O, don't know
seems longer.-Ltfe.
Mr.. STINTER examining some accounts on
deskl-1 think l prefer the counting to the
welded days. Then there was alternate billing
and cooing, now it seems to be about all ''bill-
ing. "-Boston Courier.
FIRST YANKEE-If had been Adam, would
have died millionaire.
Second ankee-How so?
First Yankee-Td a got out a patent on
woman.-IerGS s filings.
THEY say you want the earth" she said.
Now. tell me, pray, how can that be?"
ut is because they know, said !.
That you are all the world to me-"
San Francisco Post.
CLARA-Towser knew you were coming
he recognized your name when we called it.
Tommy (breaking in)-Yes; we said. here
comes that Teller that's goin' to get left on
CLARA, and he wagged his tail.-ToIedo Blade.
TEAcHER-George Gazzam, what is the mean
ing of the word transparent
Georgie-Something you can see through.
Right. Now give an example,"
"a ladder is transparent. "-HGrper's Bazaar.
FREDDIE's SISTER has been studying teleg-
raphy, and the other evening the lad went to
his mother said: Mamma, there must be lots
of bad things in that book Lizzie is reading"
why, child, what makes you say that?''
1T is pretty near all dashes. Washington
StGr.
MRS IMcSMITH-I always have a presentiment
whenever there is going to be any sickness In
the family.
Bumpus brings home fry in box he is sure
to have sick headache in the morning. Brook
lvn Citizen.
The morning news., 1891-12-01
Utah Must Wait Awhile.


The Secretary of the Interior does not
favor Utah's claim for statehood. In his
annual report, synopsis OF which was pub
lished in the MORNING News yesterday, be
appears to agree With the majority OF the
membe Of the Utah commission who be-
lieve that the declaration of the Mormon
churco, made through its president a year
ago last september, tn the effect that the
church had forever abandoned poIygamy.
was not sincere. He entertaIns the opinion,
apparently. that the purpose Of the Mormon
leaders in making the declaration was to
secure for Utah admission into the union 80
that polygamy could be practiced in defiance
Of the federal government. The governor Of
Utah. however, entertains different view.
He thinks the declaration was sincere, and
that polygamy will never be recognized by
the Mormon church again. He is in a posi-
ton to form a correct opinion with respect
to this matter. His duties bring him into
contact with Mormous of prominence, and
he has many other sources of information,
and is able, therefore, to keep himself well
informed with regard to the prevailing
sentiment relative to polygamy among the
Mormons However, there Is a chance that
ne iG wrong and that the members of the
commission who take a different view are
right
Ii Utah has the requisite number Of in
haoitants her claim for statehood should
be very carefully considered. 1t ought not
to be a difficult matter to find out whether
OF not the Mormon church was sincere
when it took a stand against polygamy.
Does it now condemn polygamy as earnestly
as it once advocated iti Does it lend its
influence TO secure convictions when
offenders against the auti-polygamy
laws are brought before the courtsg Are its
members taught that polygamy has been
abandoned and that it will give no assist
ance to those who may be prosecuted for
practicing itl An answer to these questions
would 20 long way toward satisfying the
country whether or not poly gamy is a
dead issue in Utah.
The secretary. however, does not indicate
in his report that he intends to discover
whether or not Utah's claim to statehood is
a valid one. He thinks she should be kept
on probation until the Mormons are con-
WINGED that it Is useless to hope that polyg-
amy will ever be tolerated in this country
and are so wesned from it that the danger
Of their going back to it is so small that it
will be hardly worth considering
Judging from the secretary's report, it
would be useless for Utah to attempt to
gain admission into the union as a state dur
ing this congress. Even if the House should
pass bill admitting her, the Senate. in all
probability. would not. She can count,
therefore, upon remaining a territory sew
eral years longer.
The morning news., 1891-12-01
A Dangerous Praotica.

The danger Of employing servants who
can give no references and about whom
nothing whatever is known was strikingly
illustrated in the case of the kidnapping Of
the child of Banker Beals in Kansas City
the other day, an account of which has ap-
peared In our dispatches. 1t turned out that
the woman who had been employed by Mrs.
Beals, and who carried of the child, was a
notorious Colorado criminal. She and her
husband who helped her to steal the child,
and for whose return they demanded and
received 5000, had only recently been re-
leased from the penitentiary, where they
had served term Of five years for horse
stealing.
Mrs. Beals had advertised for a servant
and the woman, giving her name as Lizzie
Smith, applied for the place. She appeared
to good advantage and was employed The
crime for which she was arrested, and for
which she and her husband will be tried to-
morrow, was committed within a very
short time after she entered the service OF
Mrs. Beals. 1t looks, therefore, as if she
and her husband had planned to steal the
child before she was employed by Mrs.
Beals.
Too great care cannot be exercised in en-
ploying servants. Those applying for places
should be required to give references or in
some other way make it evident that they
are trustworthy.
The morning news., 1891-12-01
oarinr for tha Refl,reas.

Those Of the Russian Jews who find their
way to Savannah are certain to receive such
assistance as they may need. Their sad
condition is fully understood here as else
where. Driven out of Russia without being
given time to dispose of their property ad-
vantageously, they arrive in this country
with very little money. And there are
numbers OF them who are almost destitute
1t is absolutely necessary, therefore, that
they should have assistance until they can
find occupations by which they can earn a
support.
They are willing TO work. They do not
hesitate to accept any kind of employment
by which they can earn an honest living.
AS they are frugal and thrifty they soon
get on in the world. They do not remain
burden upon their benefactors long
Within the last year nearly 10000 have
landed at New York, and it is estimated
that they are reaching that port at the rate
of about 10000 month. The aid society
in New York is distributing them throu Sh.
out the country. 1t has quite large fund
at its disposal contributed by Baron Hirsch,
and the Hebrew charitable associations of
New York is spending money literally in
aid Of the refugees.
The aid society that has been organized
here will do its duty faithfully. 1t must
have assistance, however. 1t may have TO
carry a pretty heavy burden for a while,
but whatever help it may need will be fur
nished. The appeal for charity is always
responded to here.
The morning news., 1891-12-01
PERSONAL

BERSHARDT, Patti and Langtry are each en-
gagged in writing book.
EDWARD EVERETT Hale favors the national
iZatlon OF the railroads Of this country.
GES. BooTH the 81 OF the Salvation Army
has been enthusiastically received in Aus
tralia.
MURAT HALsrEAD says that many advan-
tageous treaties are lost through the Senate's
hypocritical policy.
NATHANIEL LAIRD Of Oswego. n. Y. has re-
Gently cast his eighty seventh annual vote. He
claims TO be Io9 years old.
ScALCHT and Patti don't speak nowadays
scalchi even goes so far as TO say she won't
sing on the same stage as Patti
W. S. CLEVELAND, the welLknown minstrel
manager. is seriously sick with pneumonia at
the norman house. New York.
MAYOR GRANT of New York is in Ireland, gone
on a hurried trip TO aunt, who Is Ill, and
worth 100000. He is her only heir.
TIE Poet Whittier is visiting his lifelong
friend, Joseph Garland, at Newburyport, and
in better health than for some time past.
REV. HOSEA WISE has been preaching against
vice in Illinois for fifty years, and he is still
vigorous opponent of his satanic majesty.
A. G. THURMAN's health is now so good as to
suggest the probability OF his living ten years
more. He completed his 18th year last week.
Mrs. FRANCIS HoDGsoS BURNETT celebrated
Tuesday the 42i anniversary of her birth She
was born in Manchester, England, Nov. 2i, 1919.
SAMUEL H. BELL, a farmer Of Augusta county,
Virginia, shipped $50 head Of 3-year-old cattle
TO Liverpool last week, on which he netted $12,-
$50.
WHITELAw REID, the United States minister
to France. has been granted a leave Of absence
and will probably arrive in New York by Christ
mas.
Mrs. G. A. SALA is under contract to complete
the biography of her father. Robert STAN
nard, in time for the holiday sale of the present
year.
TIE EMPEROR OF GERMANY, the Grand Buke
OF Baden and the Prince Regent of Bavaria
have all become members of the German
Shakespeare Socisty, whose headquarters are in
Weimar
Miss HARRIET MONROE, who is to write the
official" worlds fair poem, is the writer who
furnished the ode read in connection with the
opening of The great auditorium in Chicago.
she is resident of that city.
Moody AND sANKEY have come together
again in England, and the announcement of a
meeting in London packed the hall the very
same night. The opening prayer was offered
by Mr.. Studd, the famous cricketer.
JOHN g. WHITTIER will celebrate the SSth an
niversary of his birth Dec. II. Among other
propositions are that banquet be given in his
honor and that a slengerfrst be held at which SO.
lections from his works shall be recited.
The morning news., 1891-12-01
INDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNes-B. P. o. E.; Alpha Lodge No. /, A.
and A. S. R. Freemasons; Savannah Castle No.
8, K. g. E.
MILITARY oRDERs-order No. 10. German
Volunteers.
SPECIAL NoTToEs-Notice OF Dissolution,
Sharpe & McCroan. Hacyondale, Ga; As to
Bills Against British Steamships Scotsman,
Harrington and Northern; Silverware of Every
Description. Samuel Kirk & Son, Baltimore,
Nd; As to Crew Of British Steamship Eden
more; Austin R. Myres, Broker in Stocks and
Bonds; To the School Children. Falk Clothing
Company.
AUCTION SALE-A Beautiful Building Lot, by
r D. LaRocbe.
RAILROAD ScHEDULE-Savannah, Florida and
Western Railway.
CARRIAGES. BUGeIEs, Ero.-The Savannah
Carriage and Wagon Company.
OvERcoATs-Falk Clothing Company.
LEGAL SALEs-City Marshal's Sales.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULE - Ocean Steamship
Company.
PORTLAND CEMENr-C NJ. Gilbert & Co.
CROWDED YEsTERDAY-Altmayer's.
LEGAL NoTIoEs-Citations from the Clerk Of
the Court of Ordinary Of Chatham County.
HoTEL-Pulaski House, James K. Sangster
Proprietor.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; PERSONAL Miscellaneous.
The morning news., 1891-12-01

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