The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1891-11-04
10 GAL HAPPENINcs'

lutIc 10 hVphAh6 thhpIOu-
able to q jealous woman.
The matrimonial market
rules high in Durham this fall.
Next year will be leap year,
and there will be an eclipse Of
the sun, too.
Flower blooms in New York;
no other result could have been
expected.
~-Sometimes q man grows 30
mean that even the devil is
willing to excuse him.
Every bottle Of Shriner's In
dian Vermifuge is guaranteed
to give satisfaction If used ac-I
cording TO directions. a. Il.
thanksgiving will march
Ia between 81. Chrysanthemum
and Farther Christmas this
year. AA NlaaM
Three hundred and twenty
five pupils attend the Wilkes.
barre (Pa. township night
schools.
lin the absence of the edi-
tor, the RECORDER gocth forth
every Wednesday morning, ard
mseteth It's hundreds of readers
In this and tho adjacent coun-
ties.
Rev James H. Gordon pastor
M. K. Church, Wilson, N. @ Il
says: I have used Braydycro-
tine and never in q single in
stance failed to obtain imme-
date relief from headache whom
directions were followed.
Lightning played q queer
freak In q New Hampshire
town recently. 1t took of the
tail feathers Of each Of twenty
hens sitting on a roost, and af-
fected a rooster 80 that he mas
not been able 70 crow since.
An ill-paid clergyman called
upon his deacon for an increase
OF salary. sSalalary," said the
deacon, 81 thought you worked
for souis.'' so I do said the
minister, "but I cannot eat
souls"
No doubt McKinIey's face
wears q sad, weary, and forlorn
look, as though, he hadn't o
single, solitary friend in the
world. The state that's round
at both ends and high in the
middle got a hump on her
Ohio INIT
An Ohio woman, who was
o careful housekeeper, eloped
with the hired man Before she
had gone far she remembered
that she had left q batch Of
bread in the oven. IL was so
good that she stayed % eat II,
and changed her mind about
the elopment ~
We received from Mr.. z.
W.. Whitehead, q compliment
tary ticket 70 the annual fair Of
the Cumberland County Agrl-
cultural and Mechanical So
ciety, which commenced 90
Fayetteville yesterday and con-
Times till saturday.
"A man stopped his paper
some time ago because we have
had q good deal 70 say upon
the question Of public roads;
but since he stopped we have
added seveal new ones. Johnny
get your gum We will publish
next week an article which ap
peared in the Wilmington Star
Of the LIST inst. IL will give the
people something 70 think about.
w. g. Cleyeland's present
achievement in organizing his
Consolidated Minstrels for the
present season, win form an inn
portant chapter in American
amusement history Of the pres.
cht decade. He has gathered
together over half q hundred
artists Of wonderful clevernsss,
versatility of wit, humor and a
host Of wonderful specialists
every act and feature are new.
Mr.. Cleveland presents q per-
feet avalance Of novelties
and features. The comedians
are all clever and the singers
are pronounced BY all critics 70
be the best ever heard outside
of Grand Opera. Cleveland's
Minstrels will appear at Stokes
Hall Friday night.
Turner'S N. @. Almanac
for 1892 Is upon our table. For
over half q century this old re-
liable Almanac has annually
visited the homes Of our people
and Is always q welcome visitor
It's great popularity Is due 70 It's
reliability, and hence Il -
known as the "0ld Reliable"
There Is no other 70 compare
with it. cit is the Standard. |"
The Almanac for 1892 Is larger
a -. A. NXr..-1 :.