Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1891-03-01
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Though huge gouts or gore, aud it j. all
on account OF the state or beliigerency
sx.stsRg between Jack Hayward and
Peter Dorsn. Jack has an oplnlon or
two "a 10 Peters senatorial conduct,
aad bis usefulness generally 10 the
great state OF Michigan, ia regeneTAt-
sng aud reforming the manifold abuses
that Affiict the commonwealth. The
oily senator has tackled everything in
the heavens above, on the earth be
meath, aud in the waters under the
earth, shai ne imagnes needs reform
ing. Everyone but himself knows that
he has lag OF legislation on his should
ers, that Is too much Tor nm. bat he
cannot be convinced OF his mistake by
any tnlng short OF utter failure. 10 com
plete IS ais absorption III these weignty
matters CT legislation, tnat minor mat
ters, ike the legislation asked by Grand
Rapids, can scarcely claim his attention.
Here IS where Jack Hayward ran atoui
Of him. An explosion followed, that
sent Peter skyward. just as he ex-
pected % shake hands with his name
sake AT the celestial gate" his motion
was reversed ard he fell Sprawllng 10
earth again. with Ihump that conyin-
ced him of the adv yisabihty of keeping
somewhat nearer terra firna hereafter.
A little sore from his experience, he
VII soar no more.
Some two weeks since, Jack Hay
ward met him and told him that the
city extension blll was In, and invited
hlm To meet with the city's representa-
tives in consultation. "All right" re-
Piled Dorau, 81 will meet with you as
soon as | get time" and he returned TO
hls great schemes of reform, forgetting
that such a place as Grand Rapids
asked any of his attention. Ten or a
dozen times afterward Hayward spoke
TO him, but the only satisfaction nc
ever got was:
"Oh. you have the bill passed and
don't bother me, I'm too busy. When
get II over in the Senate, I'll have il
printed and send word To Sweet and
Comstock 10 come down and look II
over"
Hayward's patience is something
like India rubber, but II won't stand
everything. Meeting Doran at the
Downey House last Thursday, Jack
sald:
.Doran, that extension bill will be re-
ported by the House Committee tomor-
row, II we want IT.
"Well. WE'LL" impatlently interrupted
Doran.
NO it amt well. by a blank sight,"
ssid Hayward. I'VE want TO get this
bill through on account of the street
railway legislation that is pending In
the Common Council"
"Well. can't talk with you now,"
said the Duke of Kent, thrusting his
thumbs into the arm-holes of his vest
and walking OF.
lated Hayward. white with rage. 'If
that Irish - - IS head
swelIs any bigger. he'll have to get
hack To carry 1T back and FORTH"
Hayward and Doran ''met by
chance" in the Senate restaurant
Friday. Doran happened to be IN
smiling. affable mood, and thought TO
honor Hayward With little recognI-
ton:
"Hello. Jack" be said graciously.
''Is the House going to adjourn today?''
Jacks knife and fork were buslly
engaged with beefsteak almost as per-
sssiert and enduring rs ms own patience
had been. Not word escaped him.
"I say, Jack" said the Duke with
patronizng tone that sent IIayward's >
blood up 10 the boiling point, edo You
think the House will adjourn todav?"
III caa't talk with you now,' thun-
dsred Jack, IN n tone that convinced
Doran that grizzly bear would be
gentle bedfeiiow IN comparison with
Jack Just then, and almost startled him
off Of his chair. lie gasped. grew red
and white by turns and-lost his ap
petite.
The House committee reported the
extension bill, ut Hayward's request.
FRIDAY morning, and passed It unanim-
ously. The probability being that Hay
ward would follow the bill right into
the doughty Dukes own dominions
and see it through, the Duke DIS
patched an embassy to Hayward, con-
sisting of Representatives BARNARD,
White. Fitch and Alderman Turner.
bearing q white flag and olive branches.
tcgsther with a request from his high
ness. the Duke. that Hayward would
meet him and give bum an opportunity
20 apologize.
sfreIl him TO go TO -" sad Jack.
"A man can't insult me and apologize.
I respect a fighter. bat dsspise a COW
ard. And respect him Just "a much
"a any other nan IN Kent county
does
The usefulness of that embassy was
suddenly ended, and is withdrew in
state and great solemnity. Later IN
the day lis Dukiness ventured over
into the House of Commons. with olive
branches pinned 10 tho iappsls of his
coat aud several other prominent por-
tons Of his vesture. He bore an I'M
raanse one IN his hand, which trembled
so that Hayward thorght Dorau was
irving 10 brush the flies of Of him.
Looking Up ne said.
"What IN - do YOU mean, Dorsu7
There amt no dies on me-
II want to talk TO you," said Dorsu
extending his hand.
Jack arose, put his hands ii his
poekats and ssids
awels. "a you re one Of my eonstitu-
euts. I suppose I'll have 70 tax - you.
aI want % apologize -"
aArolor, zel ----i The only way Won
can apologize is 10 get that bil up and
rass 4 lust ss il came from the House,
ard pretty -- quick, too.
The bill viii pass.
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