Huntsville gazette., 1891-08-01
PERSONAL AND lMPERSONAL.

An English county court judge
rives it as his experience that more
untruthful evidence is given by women
ten times over than by men"
A comedy mans trousers cost more
time and as much money as several ir-
reproachable suits. The cut must be
SO grotesquely horrible, and the patches
so artistically variegated that the con.
struction of such a garment is serious
matter, and only tailor with skill and
patience is equal to the task.
The crucifix which Christopher
Columbus wore when he discovered
America is reported to be in the keep
ing of the Sisters of Loretto at Duran
go, Col An inquiry will be set on foot
in regard to the authenticity of the
relic, and if its genuineness is estab-
lished it will be exhibited at the worlds
fair at Chicago.
1t is claimed that John Rockefeller
could give every man, woman and child
in the United States two dollars each
and still have left the modest sum of
81, 900, 900 with which to start peanut
stand. William Waldorf Aston could
do the same thing, while our own dear
Jay Gould could give SLIGO each and
then have left IS, 600. 900 with which to
sink well for more water.
Mime. Chaussenot, claiming to be
daughter of the Empress Eugenis, is
creating something of a sensation in
Paris by telling highly dramatic, even
if imaginative tale She pretends to
have been adopted by poor plumber,
| but asserts that her education was pro-
vided by some one of the court of the
Tuileries. She is upwards of thirty
years of age and handsome.
The princess of Wales adds to her
various accomplishments, which in
clude practical dressmaking, technical
knowledge of carpentering, brass ham,
mering. etc, and she spends some time
teaching in the school she has estab-
lished on the estate. The hospital, also,
engages much of her attention, and her
kindly visits among her people there
and in their cottages wins for this gra-
cious, gentle lady their most devoted
love and admiration.
The inheritance of great wealth has
not destroyed young Adam Forepaugh's
love for the glitter and spangles of the
circus. Though his income is now
greater than the presidents salary, the
son of the great Snowman dons the pink
tights at every performance and rides
in the hurdle race with all the interest
Of a ten-doliar-a-week supe. Young
ForepauGh is 80 years old and built like
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about circus ring since he was boy
Off.
A blush is defined by DR.. T. G.
Minor as a temporary erythema and
calorifc effulgence of the physiognomy.
aetiologized by the perceptiveness of
the censorium when in predicament
of unequilibrity from sense of shame,
anger or other cause, eventuatlng
paresis of the vasometer capillaries,
whereby, being Invested of their elias
ITCHY, they are suffused with radiant
aeroted, compound nutritive circulat-
ing liquid, emanating from an intimid-
ated praecordia.
William e. S. Fales, who was recent
ly appointed marshal of the consular
court of the United States at Annoy,
China, is a well known writer. He
lived in Brooklyn some years ago and
practiced law there. By repeated visits
to Mott street he learned much about
the customs Of the Chinese and acquired
a knowledge of the Chinese language.
He went-to China last fall, and in let
tiers to his friends he says he has a COM
plete wardrobe of Chinese clothing,
from which he occasionally selects a
suit and goes out among the natives.
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"