Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1891-11-14

II want one with long hair, so that
the edges of it can not be seen so
plainly"
Very Wel.n she returned and be.
gan to tit an elegant ladies' couture,
with black curly bangs in front ana a
long Greek knot behind. upon Wrinkles
head.
There you look lovely in that y
she said. 1.-The price is one hundred
dollars" "Umphl" calculated Wrinkle
tearing the sheet from about him and
laying one hundred dollar note upon
the counter.
He then clapped on his hat ana
started. Stop! Stopm cried the young
lady shriliy. The clatter of the cars
riage wheels upon the pavement was
all the reply which she received.
'Merciful goodness!n exclaimed the
girl almost fainting from consterna.
ton. That was man. and l thought
1t was woman who had been fighting
with her husband
Winkie proceeded swiftly to the
church which was crowded. "Why,
Wellandr' exclaimed one of the ushers
who met him at the door. What are
You glaring at me for? There are no
lilies on me, exclaimed Wrinkle. throw
ing of his hat and overcoat and start
ing at once for the altar where TIE
clergyman was waiting.
TO say that this spirited entrance
created a sensation, is not putting ii
too strongly. When he turned TO-
wards the bride who. leaning upon
her fathers arm and surrounded by
six beautiful girls was coming up the
aisle, every pair of eyes in the au-
dience was turned towards him, and
every mouth which was not stuffed
with handkerchief was audibly smil-
ing.
Mr.. Deplaine stopped within a few
feet of the bridegroom and stared
THAT is not the mann' he calculated.
What's that you say?" crisply re-
torted Wrinkle. Don't be a fool. ;
Pardon him, he had been greatly tried.
and then. too, he did not expect a cent
from his father-in-law, who was so
saving. it was said. that he used the
wart on the back OF his neck for a
collar button.
''This-this person is inebriated. I"
continued Mr.. Deplaine. send for
on officer, quickm Obi Ohin ejacu-
lated Della timidly. Where is
Winkie?n Why, am Wrinkle. Della
don't you know me?n walled Winkie.
Why, can it possibly be your whim.
pered the bride. What is the matter
with your face and what have you got
your hair done up forPr
Winkie put his hand to the back OF
his head, and for the first time discoy-
cred the Greek knot.
He seized it fiercely. and shook out
the long hair of which it was com
posed, and then tore the wig by force
from his head.
Old Deplaine grew purple in the
face. Drunk, BY Jover' he said. and
started himself for policeman. His
departure was the signal for an up
roar. Everybody laughod-nay. they
shouted, and the young men stamped
and whistled. The shocked clergyman
recovered his senses and escorted the
bride and her maidens into the little
slttlng-room behind the church.
Tom Hawkins, who was Wrinkles
best friend, and who acted as usher,
hustled Winkie in after them. Then
there was All explanation. II under
stand it all, nsobbed Della, when Wrinkle
had stopped talking. but papa is so
angry that he will never let US be mar
ried now
Lets be married. right here, be-
fore he gets back, " suggested Wrinkle.
They acted upon the suggestion, and
when Mr., Deplaine came into the front
door with the officer the bridal party
stepped out of the side door into the
carriages, and away upon their we'd
ding trip. Mr.. Deplaine was obliged
to subside, but it will be long time
before Wrinkles wedding will be for
gotten. Traveller.