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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

she-I wonder why the Creator made
man first7
He-Iie was forced 20 do Il, by oeces-
sity
She-Why. how you talk. The Creator
couldn't be forced 70 do anything
He-All the same fife was in this case
She-iiow do you make that ont?
He-Simply enough. II the woman
had been created Arst she wouldn't
have her mind made MP yet what kind
Of a man would suit her. Detroit Free
Press
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21
MoneY In chr.tnnl 49,

The prophet Ezekiel testified con.
corning the beauty Of chestnut trees.
and In his time doubtless cracked many
a chestnut. says n writer In Vicks
Magazine, but Of their worth a. a fnap-
cial speculation he probably xnew
little. The Spanish chestnut Il more
than twice as large az Castanea vesca-
the American II Is not half so
sweet II is, however, delicious when
cooked, and the number Of delicate
dishes prepared from IL 10 surprising
a number 81 recipes come from italy.
Germany and England. Among them
arc: "Chestuuts Stewed with Cream. .
"Chestnut Bread and Griddle Cakes
Chestnut Soup" and Chestnut Stuff
Ing for Fowls. all Of which have been
pronounced delectablc by different epi-
cures The Spanish chestnut grows
readily from the nut thrives well I'm
this country and produces In about
seven years a good average for a
Spanish chestnut throughout It's primo
= estimated a. SIS yearly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

How many people there are ia the
world with ridiculous nOtionsip said
one passenger 20 another.
II know IL replied the other; land
how they do thrust them on the publicl
I've laughed a good many times about
IL
Hal hal ma So have !. Now
there's the sun-spot man. for in.
stance ---"
Excuse me. Science Is never ridden.
lous. am the sun.spot man. "---Indee
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21
Tn. r..s,e. n.iixh,.a.

The pleasant cfrcrt aud the perfect safety
with which iadic. may u-e the liqaid fruit
laxative, syrup OF Figs, under all conditions
mako ~ their favoritc remedy. n IN pleas.
inw ~ tho eye and 70 IN. taaie. gontlc, yet
snectnai la acting ON tho Kidneys. liver add
bowels
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

A cArrEn Of extravagance does no, n,~e.
mfly bFing man u aaykcluth, but "A Ia
more Than llhcly TO bring him 10 haahss -
Washington star.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

rrsSrr red 10 made from tho Made,
plant, which grows IN nindostan A. Il
probable that tho niadder a get. the redder
u beeomea.-N. q ficayuns
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

:, pos'r neglect Cough Take some ualc's
Honey OF horchound aud Tar ,nsianfsr.
fikes Toothnoho DTops Cure in ono m mute
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

finsr Tr,Nr'i havcn't s,en You for
three months. What have you been anlna,,,
hccond Tramp--'Iime" IN " uor.li
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

DO NOT purge nor weaken tho bowels. but
act specially on the liver and bilo A perfect
liver corrcctcr. Csrtsr's Little Liver pilla
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

" tho tail OF a comet 10 maiflng the hra, 4,
laapity that science cant fiud some way 10
dock it--rhlladslphia Record
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21
FARM AND GARDEN.


<rr<>rNpte md Manner 81 Growth 81
>er~ Cessuca vHrs>ts~~-
Anon< fsnri we find such forms IN
the erfot ct rye. biaekknot OF the
plum pow.lcry miidew of the grape
and the e''mmon mildcw OF the goose
berry. THIS fa-gns Is not confined 10
rye but i sometimes found on other
members ~ the grass Enthusiastically
blue grass and even wheat Moisture
seems to he favorable for It's growth.
hence mor' common In Europe than
here. IL affects the flower OF tho
plant aud when 4, reaches maturity
shows it>ef a. an unnatural condition
of the seed In the case OF rye. YOU OBJ
serve grain about four times the
proper SIR. and ~ purplish-blacl>
color Ga and 81. This In The so-callc>l
ergos. purf,le-blach ON the outside. but
the intersor white. somewhat purplish.
and denle uniform structure. COM
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

There h = inch display Advertisers a
In thls paper. this week. which has no tses
wcrds alike cxcspt Que wcf,t The sans u
true % each new ono AM earring ca n wr~k
from Tho pr. Hsrter Medicine Go Thls
house places . Crescent cn everything
they make Mud publish Look for N. Hcud
snsm mo name OF ,he wor. and ,hey viii
sauplss FREQ
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

HAys NO equal as prompt and positive
cure for stick headache, biliouaucss, constl
patton, pain In tho aide, aud all liver troub
ica. Carriers Little Liver Pilla. Try them
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

Plant small trees rnther than large
ones They d. better, ~ q rule, than
large once DO.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

fnovrnr urvrrsrp. - ftagv---"It isn,
always tho coat that makcs tho man
JsgEs-"Nc. tic man happens "a be- .
brooklyn raxle
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Cleared dirdy
all tho troubles and ailmcnt, that
make woman's life burden 10 her.
She's relieved, cured, and restored.
with DIR. Picrce's Favoritc Prcscrip-
ton. Periodical pains, weak back.
bearing down sensations, nervous
prostration, all "fcmalc complaints. y
arc cured by il. IL improves d.
gcstion, enriohes the blood, dispels
aches and pains, brings refreshing
sleep, and restores health and
strength.
It's powerful general, an well as
uterine, tonic and ncrvinc, impartinQ
vigor and strength 20 tho entire sys-
tenn. Contains no alcohol 20 inebri-
ate; no syrup or sugar TO deranpe
digestion ; legitimate medicine =
not n beverage.
IL you're a tired, nervous, or suf-
fering woman, then the "Fayoritc
Prescription " il the only medicine
that's guaranteed, in every case, 20
bring you help. If IL doesn't give
you satisfaction, you have your
money back.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1891-10-21

Guest tin Chicago)-I really must
npoiize for my husbands absence. lie
enjoys these musicales 80 thoroughly
Hostess-Shall We not see him late.
in the evening"
Guest-fm afraid not There's q
couple Of thousand hogs 20 kill for eariv
morning delivery. and 7 guess Butch
viii find his hands full What a beautI
ful volume Of Browning you havei--
Judsgc
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-"Haude, would you want 20 marry
= man with a THEREON , don't know:
II he had a title % several good apart
mentbousea, shouldn't mind
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10

TACOMA, Dec. 9-Thomas Golding and Pat
rick Connolly, sailors. today called at the Ia
coma bureau of the Posi- lNTELLIGENCER aud
complained that they had been brutally kicked
and beaten by Captain Forsythe and his officer,
OF the ship Karoo; that they had not been given
lime Juice during the yoyRge from Rio laneiro
10 this port, and had been compelled TO subsist
on half rarioaS. Connolly says be was shsng
haied aboard the Karoo, together with several
Others, and he and his twenty
SIX companions. including GOlding, had
not been paid by Captain Forsythe They
claim that the captain beat sailor named Pier
son when in port st Rio ana that PieFsoa died
one day later IN hospital. Also that there
were cases OF yellow fever aboard. while the
ship was not Quarantined. The particular com
plant of the two sailors was that they had sp-
pealcd 20 the British consul az Port Townsend,
through az old Tacoma lawyer, that this lawyer
states that the consul wrote him 70 wire him
1.-THE consult not TO come on To investigate the
case II the sailors would not advance SO for his
fee Golding and Connolly think the consul is
not treating them justly in not protecting them.
They fear the KaIo0 VIII sail Monday without
any settlement being made. Captain Forsythe
could not De found this afternoon. The haroo
is losdiug aour and wheat
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
ANOTHER CHICAGO CORN CORNER
Brokers Short ON December Are Fright
ftrIl

CHICAGO, Dec. e-December corn jumped up
about lll5 cents today, and another corner on
change is in sight 1t looks as If those
operators who worked the November
squeeze will have 10 take some OF
their own medicine When the clique
was pushing up the price last month many
shorts sought TO recover themselves by selling
the year. believing there would be plenty of
contract corn on the market in December. but
the results have been disappointing. For a week
or so rumors of a big deal have been rife, and
today. when solid names were attached 10 these
rumors the shorts went wild. Their frantic en-
deavors % cover resulted in the advance NEIL
toned in less than an hour aud half
The motive behind the deal seems to have
been revenge Cudahy, Wright, steever and
others short in November have, ii is asserted,
bought from several firms prominent in the
November deal from 900 to 600 bushels
year and December corn, and are prepared to
repay the agony they endured a lew days
ego when they bought for IS cents
corn they had sold for 50 cents. II is said that
the November clique is heavily short, not only
here but in New York. Among them are Pat
ton Bros, Bartlett, Frazier Coster, Martin and
others. Another rumor is that Arthur Korr is
big long. aud that he is operating for big New
York syndicate OF which Hutchinson is the
urtrcfDaf
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
AWAKENING OF CHINA
ALI Glasses Anxious to See the
Government Overthrow.
MORE CHRISTIANS euTcHEREp.
All Europe Discussing the New Com.
merciai Treaties-French Ministers
Determined to Curb the Priests

LONDON, Dec. "A dispatch to the Tfuses from
issnlsln says: Some Christians have been
massacred near Pakousciba BY bandits and an
uholsclpllned mob. A commander who con-
nlFe1 al TIE massacre has committed suicide A
magistrate implicated in the affair has been ar
rested and cammittsd for trial
LONDON, Dec. 9.-The Chronicle this morning
puoIsnss letter from its Shanghai correspond
emf. IN whicn he repeats the previous assertion
tnat Ine OASIS OF the present crisis in the Chi
nsse empire is political not relIgious He saws
revolutionary spirit fills the land Ii is a
species OF nihilism, which has seized the army
aao members of the official classes
even 10 TIE older families OF China
anu servants IN the houses OF Europeans. The
pro-consuis or governors general hold the situa-
ton. NO revolution can be possible, certainly
NOT successful. without them, as their present
interest is against rebellion. because they live
oy corruption. butif they could be convinced q
revolution would operate in their favor the CO.
operation OF all OF them might be relied upon.
dispatch was received today at the Chinese
legation, stating that the rebels in northern
CHINA had another engagement with the i'm
penal troops and the insurgents sustained a
/most crushing defeat The government forces
are following up their victories, and the COM
plete humiliation of the rebels is expected in
few days
Advices are received here from Rangoon,
town of India and the capital of British Bur
man, stating that serious trouble is apprehended,
as the Chinese across the river are strengthen
ing their posts. The authorities have dispatched
reinforeements.
NEW YORK, Dec. e-The North Gina
Herald OF October l6, just received
here, reports that tue Manehur riot
ers at Chinkiang, seventeen in all, have
been taken in gunboat TO Marking, where
they will be tried. Five of them mad banded
together and committed numerous crimes The
viceroy and the Tartar general sent memorials
praying for permission TO have the eulprits be-
headed
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
THE MESSAGE IN CHILE.
Majority In Congress Opposed to Con-
cessions-Preparation for War.


VALPARAISO. Dec. 9-(Sew York World spe-
eiaL The substance of President Harrison's
statement on Chilean affairs was received today,
and Is the subject OF universal comment Ii is
regarded by the chileans as decidedly threaten.
ing rupture, ana it is not believed tina, the
Chilean government viii consent either TO an
apology or material indemnity. The majority
in congress is known to be opposed TO any
concessions, AMI the Chilean government
would find it difficult to carry the necessary
support for any humiliating measures II is
now no secret that the government is pro-
eeeding actively with warlike preparations,
and artillery of the latest manufacture
has been ordered from Germany The
situation is complicated by SPANS
demand for large indemnity. The
Chileans have always detested the Spaniards
and their hatred Is quiekened by this demand.
They wonld challenge spain il they had not the
United States to deal with. Captain schley re-
fused to express an opinion as to the presidents
message, but was evidently pleased
General Valasqnez, who was m mister of war
under the Belmaceds regime, and who upon
the fall of Valparaiso, sought temporary refuge
in the German legation, left that asylum some
time ago. aud has since been in hiding He sur
rendered himsel. TO the military tribunal yester-
day. after having received guarantees from In
tendente Iira, of Santiago, that he would be
dealt with fairly.
1t is stated that British Minister Kennedy was
not aware of the shipment OF silver By BalTna-
eeda on hoard the British vessel Espeigle until
after she had sailed from Taleahuaao
LONDON, Dec. 9.-The Times today publishes
dispatch from its Santiago de Chile correspond
ent stating that insulting notes written to the
government by United States Minister Egan
and his own kilograms 10 his government caused
proposition to be made that Chile suppress
her legation at Washington City. This pFopo-
sition was discussed at a meeting os the finance
committee of the house Of representatives last
night. but the government declined TO support
thu nrnp0aal
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
THE BELATED TRAIN IN.
Seattle 6 Montana Open-Waves Dashed
High Over the Road.


The work of clearing away the slide on the
Seattle d Montana railroad near Richmond
beach continued all day yesterday, and to thor
oughly guard against such accidents in the
future will be an undertaking occupying some
time Superintendent Neff and Engineer Sour
field, after remaining on the ground necessarily
since Monday evening. came into the city yes
terday morning and collected a new force of
100 men to relieve those who have become ex-
hausted, and took them up the road in tho after
ternoon In an interview with y PoSr-INTELLI-
GENcER reporter Mr.. Neff said
when we were coming down on the south
bound train on Monday we did not encounter
any storm until we reached Edmonds. There
we caught the full fury of a southwest gale, the
waves rising twenty-five feet high and spray
dashing against the car windows. None OF the
cribbins was washed out, for the wash-outs
were only in places along the shore
where it was thought unnecessary to
put any cribbing. In these places
the waves dashed against the bank and seraped
the earth out underneath the track. The re-
movsl of the slide is very laborious task, for
ii is mostly blue clay. which sticks hard aud is
very difficult to handle In order to prevent
slides in the future we shall pile and bulkhead
the earth along the shore side of the track.
The south bound train due in this city at 6:l0
in the evening and which has been delayed by
the slide since Monday, arrived in this city
about $50 o'clock last evening. At that time
the slide had been cleared away sufficiently to
allow trains to pass. and work was continued
all night. Trains will run today, and after to-
day will run both ways regularly.
The storm on Monday washed out 400 to 500
feet of track on the Burrows Bay Improvement
Company's road on Fidalgo island. 1t also
washed out about 500 feet of track on the Port
Townsend Southern about where Ii leaves Port
Townsend.
On Swiuomish fats some of the dykes burst
for the first time since they were built and about
800 acres OF land were flooded. Old residents of
that neighborhood are quoted as saying that the
tide on Monday was the highest they have seen
in ten years
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
THE CIVIL SERVICE Law.
n~&eusion of Classified Servfce-Better
Than Appointments on Favor.

81 - rsport of the civil service Commission
.hculd receive the careful attention of the
~scoenss a well as of the friends of this re-
Ssrm The commission invites a personal
3ranect;or by senator's aud Representatives of
~ records and methods. and every fair critic
ria feel that such an examination should
.,seede 4 Judgment of condemnation either
~ the system or its administration.
III 4 not claimed that either is perfect.
I Eut IL Is believed that the law il
KIM executed with impartieli.y and that
lfhe system is incompsrably better and fairer
Ikhar that OF appointments upon favor have
1nrInr the year extended the classified service
n include supc-in;endents, teachers, matrons
and physicians in the Indian service. This
d,snf of the service Is largely related TO eluca-
! tional ard phslanihropicsl work. and will OBJ
v:oslaly be the better for the change The heads
~ me several executive departments have been
#6!fes.ed to the establishment OF an inefficieney
sreord IS q basis oil comparative rating OF clerks
thin q classified service, with A view
~ the promotion of the methods therein.
81 an confident inst such a record, fairly kent
nd open TO the inspection OF those interested,
EGif powerfully stimulate the work OF the de-
fSsrtments, and will be accepted by all as plae-
ing the troublesome matter of promotions upon
E{S inst basis. / recommend that the sppr0pria-
Mons for the civil service commits lion tie made
1Sdeouate 10 the increased work of the new
bal year
Il have twice before called the attention of
nrersss to the necessity OF legislation for the
ko,ocfion OF the lives OF railroad employees
fGt nothing has yet been done. During the
M ending June 80, 1870, 500 brakmen were
Hlled and 7ys4i manned while engaged in
coupling cars. The total number OF railroad
napaoyes killed during the year was 2.45I and
~ number injured was 22,591 This IL a cruel
IA largely needless sacrifice. The government
IMPENDING nearly 81 900 900 annually 10 save the
M al shi pwrecked seameu. Every steam vessel
rigidly inspected and insured to adopt the
r&rff su
nod, but how shall We excuse the lack of inter-
= snd sympathy Tor brave young men who, ID
~ land commerce, are being sacrificed every
M by the continued use of antiquated ard
kngercus appliances? law requiring of
veTy railway engaged in interstate commerce
he equipment each year Of ven part OF its
hight ears with automatic co1plers ard air
6okes, and prescribing the eoapleTs TO be used,
v6nid very soon and very greatly reduce the
rseut fearful death rate among railroad en-
st1cyea
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10

neeticut in place of Charles Baekrnan, resigned.
The sum OF SO was voted toward the fund for
erecting monument to the noted sire
HamDiefontan. senator Stanford sent a
eneek The total is now $3.50 The
election OF officers for the following year re-
suited: President, H. w. T. Mall, New York
vice President, Senator Leland STANFORD. Cali
iornia; second vice president. Hon. l. v Baker,
New York; third vice president. A. ]. Cation.
Chicago: secretary, d. NJ. Packer, New Yerk
treasurer. W. F. Redmond. Morristown Meas
ures have been taken toward securing rights
which the executive committee think have
been nonopolized by the syndicate of wealthy
breeders composing the American TToiting Reg
lister Association. The committee declared
that al meeting OF representative breeders in
chicago last April. when the pro-
!eet to relieve Wallace of the con-
troll OF the register assumed national SHAPE,
twas theoretically understood that the National
Association Of Trotting Horse Breeders would
succeed to such rights as had been in the hands
Oh Wallace. The national breeders had been
ignored steadily by the syndicate. IL is asserted
that the latter sdopted rule allowing pseers
Nith record OF as or better to be registered as
Iosters
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
DIS. DARRIN SUBMIT
The Following Remarkable Cures
Performed by Eleetro-Mag-
netic Treatments.

E. P. Sswtell, Independence, Wash.
dyspepsia and kidney complaint, pro.
nounced Bright's disease by some physi-
clans, restored.
Mrs. A. Banister Meadow, Lewis coonty
Wash, excruclating pains in eyebalis, liver
and kidney complaint, DEAFNESS thirty-one
years, and lump in her side thought to
be an ovarian tumor, cured.
William NJ. Colwell, Skamokawa, Wash.
sciatic rheumatism and liver complaint
restored 20 health; also his brother. George
L. Colwell, owner of the steamer Michigan
Skamokawa, Wash, was cured of a numb
ness of the arm.
VIM. McCutcheon. Roy Pierce Company
Washington-Heart disease, constipation,
dyspepsia. enlargement of the liver, dizzi-
ness and nervous debility, cured and gained
Is pounds.
Drs. Darrin continue 10 treat all classes,
the rich and poor alike, at 1.-The Nor
mandy, ncorner Third and James streets
Seattle, Wash, from 10 a. n. TO p. IN. at
one-half his former price. He gives free
and confidential examinations to al at the
Office or by letter.
They make a speciality of all diseases OF
the Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat, Catarrh and
Deafness, and all nervous, chronic and
private diseases. Most cases can receive
home treatment after visit to the doc
tors Office. inquiries answered. Circu-
lars and question blanks sent free.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10
ENGLISH PRESS ON THE MESSAGE.
A statesmaplike Paper. They Admit
The Tariff Figures Surprise Them

LONDON. Dec Recommending upon the presi-
dents message. the Post notices with sstisfac-
ton the absence OF signs OF blusser toward for
eign nations, and SAYS IL the message meets the
ideas of the presidents party, Blaine's chances
are seriously diminished.
The Daily Meas says: "fhe presidents message
leaves nothing desired, either in tone or temper.
Harrison is less exasperating than Blaine, and
consequently more statesmanlike. He would
not speak so tenderiy OF reciprocity ii his pro-
lection policy was a success"
The Standard says: "Harris0n's message is
noticeable for its large devotion 10 foreign
affairs This showing Is due to e 2iue's fdgety
activity. The president glides with hi custom
airy optimisms all matters, hardly doing
credit to American dip0matists IL must be
admitted that the figures he quotes. although
iustifying the ssnguine hopes of the authors of
the Mckinley law. are sufficient to cause some
surprise TO adverse criticisms, both at home aud
AhrOlQ
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1891-12-10

VICTORIA, r. C. Dec. 9.-The subject OF adopt
ing the California system Of winding up and
Administering the affairs OF insolvents Is being
considered by tie Board Of Trade.
The poultry and dog show is to be held here
Immediately after the one in Seattle.
Avote was had today on by law authorizing
8 grant OF $500 % the British Columbia AgTi-
cultural society. IL was carried by a large ma
jority. bu; the law 10 grant 5000 for the uni
versity was lost
An English syndicate. with practically I'm
limited capital, is in course OF forustion 70 con
soh3ats. euy aud work the famous Silver King
group OF mines in the Tosi Mountain district,
Kootenai the value of which is up IN the
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