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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
"WHAT AN ASS AM II"

The ass thought himself as fine look
ing as his neighbor the horse, until he,
one day, saw himself in the looking
glass, when he said "What an ass am IL"
Are there not scores Of people who
cannot see themselves as others see
themg They have bad blood, PIN
pies, blotches, eruptions, and other kim
dred dlsfguremcnts. All these annoy
ing things could be entirely eradicated,
and the skin restored to lilly white
ness" ii that world-famed remedy, DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
were given a fair trial.
II cures all humors, from the ordi-
nary blotch, pimple or eruption to the
worst scrofula, or the most inveterate
bloOd-taints. no matter what their ma
ture, or whether they be inherited or
acquired. The "Golden Medical Dis
covery" is the only blood purifier
guaranteed TO do just what it is rec
commended to, or money refunded.
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL As
ISOLATION. Proprietors, No. 66S Main
Street. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
Easter Games.

There are several games which form
part of the German children's amuse-
ment at Easter time. One is that of
striking eggs, the broken one becoming
the property of the one who has the un-
broken one. The two eggs frequently
have to be knocked several times before
either will crack. Another pastime is
that of throwing eggs in the air and
trying to catch them; whoever first
catches the egg can add it to his pre-
vious stock. Then there is a more elab-
crate game than either. A plot of grass
is selected, hundred feet long by Il few
feet wide, and at either end of this space
is placed basket: one contains chaff,
the other eggs, which may be boiled or
unboiled, white or colored. Then two
persons, who have been previously Sc
lected, step forward to play the game.
One is to run a given distance, the other
is to safely throw the eggs from one
basket to the other; whoever first COM
pletes his task will receive a prize, which
is presented with much formality. The
boiled eggs are then distributed among
the people, and the raw ones are after
ward cooked and eaten.-EmmaJ Gray
in Good Housekeeping.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Lovers of pet dogs viii be interested
in the visit of an American lady to the
store of a dog modiste in Paris. The
sights were very amusing. The place
was not so much a store as an estab-
ishment, with halls and rooms richly
furnished. Ladies tripped in and out
all day long, most of the visitors having
with them pugs or terriers, The pet
dogs were seal tered through the rooms,
each awaiting its turn. Many small
mats and rugs were around the waxed
floors, and every bit of carpeting of the
kind was occupied by some pretty little
creature. These dogs have various
dresses. The robe used in the morning
is garment of dark blue cloth. 1t is
called a paletot, and is lined with red
flannel. From a leather collar little bells
jingle as its wearer walks along Some
times a bunch of violets is fastened on
the left shoulder of dog. On very cold
days the pet is clad in sealskin of the
same pattern, the collar being in fur,
mounted in silver.-American Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Mary WINFIELD in her report to the
London School Dinner association says
"The head teachers and the local com
mittee are responsible for the selection
of proper cases and for the suitable pro.
vision Of the meals given. The associa-
ton has hitherto been able to make a
grant in reply to each suitable applica-
ton, and during the last season they
aided in the provision of over 263,00C
meals. There are now more than 6j0,-
900 children upon the rolls Of London
elementary schools. The small proper
ton Of per cent. of necessitous cases
would give total Of 1900 children. To
give these children three dinners week
ly would cost over $50 per week.
London Letter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
The Wrong House.

Peddler-Can | sell you cake Of polish
ing soap, mum? 1t will brighten your
silverware like new, will put shine on
your piano SO you wouldn't know it. Il
cleans jcwelry like magic. Try one
cake, only ten cents, mum, and you
never will be without it again in your
life.
Woman Of the House (refectively)-
Lemme see? Didn't buy cake of that
very soap from you four years ago?
Peddler hastily)-Good day, mum, ex-
cuse my mistake. Wrong house,
Jewellers Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
VALUABLE DISCOVERY FOR THE
HIND.

DR.. La Grange wishes 10 make known his Nctr
Treatment for the cure of all diseases OF the Eye
-Cdtdruct, Detective Vision, Inflammation etc,
without Operation or Pain The remedy can be
applied by the patient, and Is simple safe and
sure in its effects, strengthening the muscles
spontaneously. 10 Is a marvellous discovery and
A blessing TO the sufferer
For further particulars address with stamped
envelope X. J. La GRANGE, NJ. D., 2l5 POweh ST.,
fourth door from Geary, san Francisco, Cal.
Office hours-il till 3.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

ruERE IL more CatHrrh In this section Of the
country than all other dhragcH put together Hud
until the last few yeUn was supposed 60 be la
durable Fora great many Yeats dOctufs pro
remedies, aud by constantly falling tn cutc viii
local treatment, pronounced II incurRhlc
Science has proven catarrh to hen constitutional
disease, and therefore requires constitutional
treatment llNlls cHtafh Cutu, manufactured
by r. J, cheney Is Co, Toledo, a., IN the uulN
constitutional cure on the market II Is tHkCu
internally Ia doses from ten drops lu atcRspuuu
ml. Il acts directly upon the blood pnd mucous
surfaces OF the system They nHCt tlOO fut huN
ease IL fails tn cure Scud lur circulars AMI tea
tmouials, Address
r. J. ClIENEi 4 co Toledo, o.
FMr- Sold hy Druggists, zoe,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

To rHE EDITOR: Please inform your readCn
that have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. by its timely use thousands o.
hopeless cases have been permanently cured. ]
shall be glad 10 send two bottles of my remedN
tree 70 any Of your readers who have consump
ton II they will send lie their express and post
office address. Respectfully,
T. 4. SLOCUM, NJ. C.,
ISL Peal street. New York
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

pt Wallarc Ely has removed his Offices 70 u.
Powell street, San Francisco, Cal where hc con
uuucs to give special attention 10 kidneys Nlad
tbcrUirom. Diabetes and htghts Disease trcatOt
according 10 the latest approved method Mos
eases can be- treated successfully by correspond
0ycc, Consultations daily from 10 4, NJ. to I 4
N WALLACE ELY, VI H., no reWell street, tuul
loors from Gcary street, San Francisco, Cal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

cold aud moisture combined have iorpurlt
ing eject upon the bodily oryUua, aud lbv dt.
gcStiyp hni seVrttiyp processes are APT lu hO
more tardily performed IN winter than IN che
tall The same is true also ot the cXtrrtoN
functions The bowels are often SWgelsh, and
the pofVS OF the skin throw oh hut little waste
matter ut this season The system, THERETO
requires upcniar up little, and also purify ing
aud rcyulstiug and the safest sUn'St aud most
thorough tonic ami alternative that can ee used
Tor these purposes is llostCtter' StomNch bIucrS
Persons who wish to escape tht rheumatic
twinges. the dySneptic RgouicS the pa'utal dis
MrhauccS OF the bowels the bilious attacks, ANA
the nervous NiSitatiouS, 80 common at TINS time
ot the year, will uo well e. rciulOWc their sNs.
TENS with this renowned veg, table Ntoma, htc
and inyiguraut 10 improves the appetite,
,trengthens the stomach, cheers the spirits, and
renoNates the whole physique
To be grcat your opportunity must come when
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
Soul Fitting.

"Don't you think there is something
wonderfully satisfying in Herr Ausge-
spiehl's playing, professor" "Indeed
do; | had enough before he had been at
the piano five minutes, but he went on for
half an hour. "-Burdette in Brooklyn
Eagle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing 20 the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tenn eiiGctually, dispels colds, head
tches and fevers and cures habitua
constipation permanently. For sale
IN SOC and 81 bottles by all druggists.
CALIFORNIA FiG syrup co
SAY FRANCISCO cAt.
tOWcFukE. ~ RfW YOR ~
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

The Occidental Hotel, san Francisco, Is uni.
yersally pronounced by the public the model
tion to the minutest detail, and guests are made
10 feel entirely at home. J. A, Hooper Manager.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
POISON IN A PIPE.

Few smokers fully realize the
danger Of smoking new or improp-
erly cured Tobacco. The medical
staff of the German army discov-
cred this was a fruitful source of
throat disease.
The subsistence department of
the U, S. Atmy have adopted Seal
of North Carolina Plug Cut as the
Standard Smoking Tobacco for the
army.
Beware of limitations, The gen.
uine "Seal of North Carolina
costs you no more than poisonous
limitations.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

We positively cure rupture aud sll rectsl dis
eases without pain or detention from business
40 cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Al
iress for pamphlet DrS. Porterdeld 4 Lcsey 81
Market street, san Francisco,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
MRS j. l.. PuRvrs.

DR.. JoRDAN's office II at the residence
Of ex.Mayor Yesler, Third and James.
Consultation and prescriptions absolute
y FREE.
Send for free book explaining the His
,ogenetic system,
CAUTION. The Histogontic Medicines
are sold In but one agency in each town
The label around the bottle bears the fol
lowing inscriptions; Or j. Eugene Jor
dams Histogenetic Medicine" Every
other device is fraud.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

How does he feel?-He feels a
violent hiccoughing or jumping of
the stomach after a meal, raising
bitter-tasting matter or what he has
eaten or drunk-August Flower
the Remedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
rHE!pISCovrWY on WHAT Is TRUE
Aud the Practice 0r That Witch II Good
are the Two Most Important objects
~

SACRAMENTO, Cal, April II, lSal,
Dr Jordan, Seattle, Wash My OMAR
FmENpI lmust tell you about Mrs, Host,
the lady with the terrible kidney trouble
She was here about two months ago, and
had not been free from eNcruciOliug pain
for months. She took one bottle Of y, aud
has been free from pain ever since; aud
she writes that when one little bottle oi
medicine viii do So much good sho thinks
the whole prescription will cure her.
We no longer fear colds in any form IN
our family. Nc, Purvis had la grippe a
year ago, and ho il awlully afraid OF It.
asked him few days ago II, In case la
grippe attacked him again, he would be so
badly frightened that he would send for a
doctor. lie answered: mo. What tn,
Jordan medicine won't cure nothing on
earth will."
found your medicines In Sacramento
this winter, aud introduced them into ont
family where the children had the whoop
ing cough; and the medicines acted like a
charm. The whole family all OF whom
were sick with colds in some torm-took
the medicines, and were delighted with
them. Very respectfully
Mrs j. l.. PuRvIs.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Beware ni limitations OF the celebrated Seal Of
North Carolina Plug cut Tobacco
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

How does he feel PIE feels
the gradual decay of vital power !;
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and longs for death and
peace-August Flower the Rem
edV,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

How does he feel7-He feels a
headache, generally dull and con-
slant, but sometimes excruciating-
August Flower the Remedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
RUPTURE AND PINES eURED.

There is one thing that may be said Of a spide
there are no flies ON IT,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Flower

How does he feel 2-He feels
blue, deep, dark, unfading, dyed
in-thewool, eternal blue, and he
makes everybody feel the same way
August Flower the Remedy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Ii Dobbins' Electric soap is what so
many insist that it is, you cannot afford
TO 20 without It, Your grocer has 10, or
can get il, and YOU can decide ~ yOUrSsif
very soon. Don't let another Monday pass
without trying IL.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
TRv aEuNEA tor breakfast.

Use Enamclmc stove Polish no dust; no smell
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

The thorn stays on the roschush all the year
round,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
REMEMRER,

70 be great your opportunity must come When
the world is looking on
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

Nothing that shuns The light caI bc trusted IN
the dark.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

ALLCocE's are the only genuine Porous
PLAsrERs. They act quickly aud with
certainty, and can be worn for rwceks with.
out causing pain or Inconvenience, They
are invaluable in cases OF Spinal Weak
ness, Kidney and Pulmonary nitlicuities,
Malaria, Ague Cake, Strains, rheumatism
and all Local Pains.
Beware Of limitations, and do not be de-
ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for
ALLCoCKs, 5, ana let no solicitation or eN.
planation induce you TO accept a substl'
tute.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

How does he feel?-He feels so
full after eating a meal that he can
hardly walk-August Flower the
Remedy. %
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED.

II you want 70 sink money, get into the swim
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
Aching sidCs aud back, weak kidneys Hnd
"A rheumatism relieved m uuu minute by tho
IA celebrated Cufl,rHA AMI PAIN PLAsrHR,2ho
N raising chickens, our
RM EE - " iarpe ~ page Illus.
EWM M trat,d catalogue tells
HWW w LIZ "a. all about
INCUBAT0RS,

breeders, what To feed
chlUkcus. IN fact all
the hucruts ut tho
chicken business. n
you uuly keep half a
dozen hcus, you need
this book lt gives
more intormptio n
than many ot tho
books sold at ~ cents.
We send Il free on re-.
ccipt Of I cents In
stampato pay postage
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

WANTED TO EMPLOY aS'9, 5a Gs1 'pa atm 2.'n'si m s
communities, Tor the Annual Benefit Society OF
Philadelphia Pa Endowment Pan, doubling our
money IN one year Admits ladies' MI gents from
IA % 70; pays sick benefits; isuot secret order;
has over 1900 members In II states, % lodges OF
this order In Philadelphia, Ladyo gentleman can
secure this ut once, with full particulars, by ad-
dressing W. II. LOOmAN, D.. Deputy
supreme Councillor for the Pacific Coat Ala
media California Box 3G7
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09
We QUOTE SPECIAL.

TT0T-I
contains price Of Fcvt raj thousand articles, Ad.
dress smiths Cash store, iI6 and ftS
Front street, Nnn Erau'tsCO.
WANTED The addresses Of all soldiers who
cnsntcnc, hOmfstsddcd less number OF
SS@S'INo acres than lG3 aud made final
u0MEQTElno proof on the same 'cfore June
HUMID ILnUO -, 1874 ". T.. MOSES. +. o.
Box 765, Denver, Colo. Mention this paper.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1891-05-09

F J. tHENEi 4 co Toledo, q,
E@r- Sold 10y Druggists, Zoe,
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

You may depend upon 1t shall do
y best to see him when he gets here,
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

her hum. But she was too fur gone
died the day I reached her. 1 found
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

stirring plows, l riding pow cultivator, 1
lister, 1 grain drill, broadcast seed sower, sod
cutter, l fve-hoe cultivator, harrows, 1 1900
pound iron roller work harness. sets leather
fly nets, sets light harness. single harness, sad
dies and brides road scraper, planter show
els hoes, rakes spades, carpenter tools, etc. etc.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

Syrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasan
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

1 Pheton, l spring wagon Road cart farm
wagons, breaking cart, Deering mowers, Deer
ing binder, l Wood mower, sulky horse rakes. l
hay loader l hay stacker and gatherers, Hay
racks, grindstones, emmery stone l sickle
grinder, tanning mill, shelter, sixty-gal-
Ion boiler and furnace wheel barrow, water cart,
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

ton with fat legacies. Had they been
mindful of thu old -xarouarl.- ha-.-...-..s.-
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1891-03-12

Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc,
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-12-25
SOUTHBURY.

number of our people are sick with
the prevailing epidemic. Stiles Bellfield
has partially recovered. Misses Ann and
Augusta Stiles are somewhat better
Mrs 5. l.. futile has been dangerously
i'll; is now considered little better.
Adam Guthrie is very poorly; there are
hopes of his recOvery.-Mrs Bennett was
unable to continue revival services on ac-
count of her health and returned to her
home in POughkecpSie, much TO the re-
greet of the people.-Mr Carlson of Sey-
mour has been taking orders for DR. Tai
IMAGES new book, From Manger to
Throne. The new building Of the Ath-
letics approaches complexion; person of
sedenEary habits can now reduce their
adipose tissue according TO the most APP
proved methUds.-Miss Minnie Beecher
of this place and Alfred Plat of South
Britain were married, Wedne sday, De-
cember l6, at the residence of the brides
father, w. G.. Beechet Rev Mr. Freeman
of Woodbury. performed the ceremony.
Only immediate relatives of the bride and
groom and few friends were. present.
The presents received were quite valu-
able.-MisS Ottie Amber. who has visit
ed an aunt in Danbury, returned home,
Neutrality-suspicious. Ann and Augusta Stiles
have recently had neat fence built back
of their residence in White Oak.-John
Amber is sick.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-12-25
BRIDGEWATER
Christmas Eve music At St. Mark

Christmas Eve music at st. Marks:
Organist, Frank Platt of New Milford; So
prano, Miss Martha Morris; alto, Miss Belle
Wilbur; bass. Z. n. Hatch; tenor, Edward
Knoepfel; cantate, Dudley Buck; benedic,
Dudley Buck; hymn, MeiIdelssohn, hymn,
Gear.
Preparations are under way for a
Christmas tree, early next week.-NexU
supper in the Guild rooms, the first
Thursday in January. Managers, Mrs
Burton Garfield and Mrs W. W. Welton
AT the annual Congregational church
meeting. S. p. Treat and II. M. Mallory
were elected dcacons, Henry Sanford
clerk, Mrs q. C. Bennitt treasurer, Miss
Genevieve Sanford organi-t, Sunday
school superintendent William Marsh.
librarian II. w. Treat, trea surer Frank
Frost; society's meeting, 26Jh.-Mrs c..
II. Jessup visits her daughters.-Frank
and Fred Gillett are home for Christmas.
james Orr entertains an aunt.-Burr
Keeler spent Sunday at home. He is in
the employ of the Acme Shear Co. in
Bridgeport.-Center schools closed for
two weeks.-Mrs Frank Hawley and SON
are sick; also Mr. and Mrs Lee Dickin-
SOM. B. Pitcher is putting up IA sec
ond large tobacco barn; Harry GiIlett
helps him.-Sad;e Mallett is home for
hury.-Miss Georgia Young is away for
the holidays Edna Mallory is
home from Brooklyn, N. Y.-C. II. Sam
ford and son were up from Bridgeport to
attend the meeting of the cemetery asso-
citation, last week.-Mr and Mrs Burr
Mallett are able to be out again.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-12-25
The Bee Buzz.

More holidays for the laboring people
will, We trust, prove Il blessing both to
them and 10 society at large. Time is not
the only element to be considered in the
great question of production. Health,
intelligence and social conrentment and
al conditions of being which improve the
life of the workman will go to make the
worlds products of better quality and las
we think, without any considerable dim
mutton of quantity. Every improve
ment in the conditions Of working peo-
pie will, we believe, benefit the capitalist
in the end. Still, it must be remember
ed that leisure may or may not be a
blessing. 1t depends upon how the holt
day is spent. Proper rest and recreat-
ion will both make life more worth liv-
ing and tend to enhance the value of hon
est labor.-O. 0. Wright.
A large per cent. of farmers, so far as
our observation goes, are chronic grum-
blers. But it is more aahabit than it is
any serious conviction. Most of them
" i'll readily admit, when you argue the
case with them, that, after all, farming
is the safest. healthiest, happiest and
best occupation in the world, even though
there may not be a great amount of mon
cy in it. And those who won't own up
To this are probably very poor farmers.
The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1891-12-25
Christmas Libation of the Knights
Templar.

The Knights Templar will meet, Christ
mas day, nC noon. To join in libation,
plehgiug Grand Master John z. s. Goblin
Of Lebanon, Penn, who is grand master
of Knights Templar in the United States.
The sentiment will be: "A Merry Christ
mas TO our Grand Master
With loyal greetings of each broad State,
From Quoddy Head to the Golden Gate.
Grand Master Goblin sends the follow
ing response: MAY Christmas Day, en-
crcling our limited world like magic
ring, find in each Knight Templar's heart
the full measure of kindness and love.
May all evil be excluded and the God of
peace and happiness reign everywhere
and bless every home AT precisely u
O'Clock, noon, the exercises will begin,
at which time all over the Uuited States
and Canada, or in the world where
knights remplar exist, this ceremony
will be participated in and, us near as
possible at the same moment, each local
ity being governed by Greenwich time.
Appropriate remarks made and about one
hour spent in social greeting.