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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
spirois g. e.spartee.

Two or tl,ree members OF the last Con
gress have occasion 10 remember the iaie
General Spinola from the thrusts be gave
them whenever they offered him battle
at repartee. Elijah Adams Morse, the
Rising sun" statesman from Canton
Mass. is one Of these members lie, IN
common with many others, joked the
New York man about his high collars
One day General Spincla had the floor
and was making vigorous speech against
some parliamentary ruling Of the Speak
err The General had been overlooked
bv Mr.. Reed when he was entitled to
recognition. he was asserting his rights,
when Mr.. Morse interrupted him with
the remark
aYonr collar was so high that the
Speaker couldn't see you.
"Iet me say to the gentleman from
Massachusetts," retorted General spino-
Ia. athat if he had on a collar twice as
high as mine, he would not be hidden
II would no; cover his ears"
John L. Wilson, the youthful and en-
tbusiastic member from Washington, also
70 his sorrow, crossed swords with Gen
eral spinola. The New York man was
speaking on some pension bill and took
occasion TO allude 10 member of the
Republican side as 'the gentleman with
the Shakesperean head WHO took no part
in the war" He pointed in Wilson's
direction, although he was not slludlng
10 him. Wilson fred at once and object
ed to being singled out for an attack when
there was no call for it
q object to the per onal remarks oil
the gentleman from New York" he
screamed.
q was not referring to the gentleman
from Washington" said General spino-
Ia
@You pointed at me" said Wilson,
That may be true" was the reply,
"but the gentleman from Washington
might know ] did not mean him, be-
cause he was not old enough to remem-
Der anything about the war. He WASH
born then, and, besides, / never heard
before that he claimed 10 have Shakes
perean head" retorted General Spinola
and Wilson reached the cloakroom be
fore the applause had subsided.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
They Can RAISE 1t.

A childless couple, having concluded
the house was too quiet, bethought them
of adopting child. So they proceeded
70 nice respectable orphan asylum to
see what there war in stock.
eve want boy to raise" the husband
said to the. superintendent when that
gentleman appeared.
ITO raise what ?" he inquired, with a
peculiar CLEAN in his eyes, as terrific
racket resounded through the upper
halls.
The husband and wife looked at each
other for a moment.
guess we don't wan. boy to-day,
remarked tie lady, and they said good
bye" hastily y.r-Dar0f Free Press.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Family Duty,

The home circle is sacred anc life has few
charms indeed if family ties are burst asun-
der. The promotion Of happiness and the
prevention of sickness are of prime import
ance in every household IL is in the spring
that old and young alike are most susceptible
to the hundreds of diseases that ill the at
mOsphere We breathe and lurk in the water
we drink. The timely use of reliable stim-
ulant is the only way to gurd against sick
ness in the home. Max Klen's Silver
Age" and " Duquesne" brands Of pure rye
whisky are recommended by physicians as
the best invigerator in the world. Both are
sold under sworn guarantee Of purity. "Sil-
yer Age" at sl.50 per full quart bottle, and
" "DuQuene at Sl25. These whiskies are
used exclusively in the leading hospitals,
which is sufficient evidence that they are the
best obtainable
Guckenkeimer, Finch, Gibson and
Overholt are sold by Mr.. Klein at 81 per
quart, or siq quarts for S.. His stock Of
wines brandies, etc, is the largest in Penn.
sylvania. Goods promptly shipped to all
parts Of the United States Send for cata-
logue and price lis', mentioning this paper
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
IFrom Friend to Friend

Goes the story of the excellence Hoods
Ssrsaparilla, and what it has accomplish
ed, and this is the strongest advertising
which is done on behalf of this medi-
cine. We endeavor TO tell honestly what
Hoods Sarsaparills is and what it will
do, but what it has d0ne is far more i'm
portant and far more potent. Its un-
equaled record of cures is sure to con-
vince those who have never tried Hoods
Ssrsaparilla that it is an excellent med
icina
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

PHrLApEIrHlA, May 3l.-Ci,y Treasurer
Bsrdsiey ans President Kennedy. Of the
Spring Garden National Bank. are still in
Moyamensing prison, having been uns Die 70
secure bali. It's likely they viii s,ss thc,e
until their trial. Il is believed that ONE of
the directors Of the Spring Garden Bank
will be arrested to-morroN sor having been
in oollusion wi th President Kennedy.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Somerset Enter prise.

The well-known and popular druggist
G. W. Benford, has taken the agency for
DIR. Lees Liver Regulator, which he rec
ommends for the quick cure of Dyspep-
sia, Biliousness,lLiver Complaint and all
Blood Troubles Trial Bottles free.
1t is a well-known fact that Pan-Tina
Cough and Consumption Cure has cured
Consumption and Chronic Coughs and
Colds when all others failed. Price %
and 80 cents.
Trial bottles free at G. W. Benford's
Drug Store.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
The Spring Medicine

The popularity which Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla has gained as a spring medicine is
wonderful. II possesses just these ele-
ments Of health-giving, blood-purifying
and appetite-restoring which everybody
seems 10 need at this season. Do not con-
tinue in a dull, tired, unsatisfactory con-
ditiOn when you may be much benefit
ted by Hoods sarsapsrilla. 1t purifies
the blood and makes the weak strong.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Guaranteed Cure for Lacrippe

We authorize our advertised druggist
10 sell YOU DT. Kings New Discovery for
consumption coughs and colds, upon
this condition II you are afflicted with
LaGrippe and will use this remedy ac-
cording to directions, giving it a fair trial
and experience no benefit, you may re-
turn the bottle and have your money re-
funded. We make this offer because OF
the wonderful success Of Dr. Kings New
Discovery during last seasons epidemic
Have heard Of no case in which it failed
Try il.
Trial bottles free at J. \. Snyder''
Drug Store. Large size soc and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Worth its Weight in Gold.

If you feel depressed, your appetite is
poor, and are troubled with dizziness of
the head, biliousness or dyspepsia, DR..
Lees Liver Regulator viii cure you. Tri-
al size bottles free.
A well known physician in New York
advises all his patients that suffer With
coughs and colds to use Pan-Tina Cough
and Consumption cure. 25 end 80
cents.
Trial bottles free at G. ". Benford's
Drug Store.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

had catarrh Of the head and throat
for five years. used Ely's Cream Balm
and from the first application / was re-
lieved. The sense of smell, which had
been lost. was restored after using one
bottle. l have found the Balm the only
satisfactory remedy for Catarrh, and il
has effected a cure in my case.-H. L.
Meyer, wsverly, y. Y.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
-Four of Family Burned to Death.

WHEELING, W. Va, May SO.-The home
Of Henry Philips at Tsylorstown caught fire
this morning and Philips, his wife and 3
year-old were burned to death, and a 15-year
old boy was so badly scorched that he died
in few hours. Philips had been drinking
during the night, and it is believed that a
lamp was upset, causing the confagration.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
BuckIen's Arnica S alive.

The Best Salve IN the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores letter, Chspped Hands, Chilblains
Corns and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. II is
guaranteed TO give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by John ~ Snyder, Druggist
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep
depending upon healthy condition Of
the vital organs. Ifthe Liver be inact.
i've, you have Bilious look, if your
stomach be disordered you have Dys-
peptic look, and if your Kidneys be af
fected you haye pinched look. Secure
good health and you viii have good
looks. Electric Bitters is the great alter
ative and Tonic, and acts directly on
these vital organs Cures Pimples, Boils,
Blotches, and gives good and healthy
complexion.
Sold at ]. n. Snyder's Drug Store, SOM
erset, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Don't Stand that Pain.

II don't do to neglect natures warning.
Aches thTyagh ths system cause Rheum-
atism, Neauralgi., Rackachc and pain in
the Side a prois pi and safe remedy is
required Red FIag on, the Famous Pain
Cure, fills the bill Pril5 25 cents.
Are you oonsumptive, or do you suffer
with cough or cold ? If so, use Pam
Tina Cough and Consumption Cure.
Price - and 20 cents.
Trial bottles free at G. w. BenfoId's
Drug Store.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
Two Ways of Putting 1t.

Little distinctions viii always carry
with them a delightful significance, and
their non-observance viii often be the
cause Of much i'll feeling and unpleasant
ness-as witness the case of the gentle
man that met that fine type Of the old
school jurist, Judge Conkling, upon one
occasion and said somewhat patronizing-
ly: "Oh, you are the father of Roscoe
COnkling" "No !" thundered the grand
old fellow, testify, Roscoe Conkling is
my son"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10
nabx Heir 20 sec. .ooo. 600.

LONDON. May 30.-The properly left by
s r Richard Sutton, who raced the Genesta
for the American cup, is over $4,000 600.
The heir to the estate is posthumous child
only just bsrn. The accumulation by the
time be comes of age will be something pro
digious.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

4 cyclone made complete wreck Of
the town ofHazel, South Dakota, Wed
nesday. Three persons were killed, and
over dozen are missing.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

The proprietor slof Ely's Cream Balm
do not claim it to be cure-all, but a
remedy for catarrh, colds in the head
and hay fever. 1t is not liquid or snuff,
is easily applied into the nostrils. 1t
gives relief at once. Price SOC.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

-r MCCLELLAN NJ D. specialist NORTH sALM spe
j. j. - of the Nos
IS this country every
illustrate and MAKE
theT viii
without ana IN iNs ha ANY
the Institute VIII permit only
muny n Davidson ex County -
citizen wei freely gives the following testimonial
Cean
Ireadthe
Suennr from Insomnia -
more h nof Of
health yTr1erT t'l l Nes Cs
kgithou
o pu tOnea eI
their oace any III beeny
home doe'ofs "s"' " so DEAFNESS CATARRH 1''"N
Mcclellan
""~ ~ ' YOUNG LADYs EYE srRAIGHTENED
and performed
MARY FRYE Rock /, ,Iaarslr
DrsM
EIGHT PoLIPI REMOVED ''
breath
CATARRH DEAFNESS @
Mcclellan
hard Of bearing bot now am greatly improved 10
DISEASES Of Women
without the
Small Tpmo Cancers pain I'd
ing Columbus Ohio
TkETNTTTOM TMD NONCTT TRITON EDCC tn
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1891-06-10

The Most Successful Remedy ever discov.'
cred, as it is certain in its ELECTS and does noe
blister. Read proof below: -.
BRooKLrs. Conn. May 5. 90
Dr.. B. J. KEDALr. Co:
with your celebrated Kendalis SPAWN Curs and is
was the best job ever saw done. have dozen
eang hns ee L MIN ssd
q horse with sery bad SPAWN that made him lame
Kendaii's SPAWN cure. He cured the spawn in
Yours respectfully.
WoLcoIr wIrTER.
COLUMBUS, Ohio, April 4, 30.
Dear sirs - have been selling more Of Kendalls
Spawn Cure and Flints Condition Powders than
Powder ever kept and the best he ever used.
0rro L. HoFyxs.
CHrrTExsSGo. n. Y. May 10, 80.
Dear sirs i have used several bottIes OF your
kendalls SPAWN Cure with perfect success, on q
with Bone SPAWN. The mare Is now entirely free
from lameness and shows no bunch ON the iOi5st.
Respectfully, I. II. HUTcHNa.
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.
MONROE, La, Hay 8 20.
Gents II think 1t my duty TO render you my
lHdLhh lOI Your ldF ldIueu ophfiu lure
I had a four year old filiy which 1 priced very
highly. She had very severe swollen leg. tried
about eight different kinds Of medicines which did
no good. purchased bottle OF your Kendalls
SPAWN Cure which cured her in four days.
Iremain yours,
MARION DowpgS.
Price 81 per bottle six bottles for s.. An drug
gsts have it get IL for you. it will be sent
TO any address receipt OF price by the proprie-
tors, DIR. B. j. KENDALL co..
Enosburgh Falls, Vermont.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
The tariff is not q tar.
A LEvEL-HEADED JUDGE.

A Wisconsin judge recently admin istered fitting rebuke to an applicant for naturalization papers who desired to be known as citizen of the United States as & convenient way of escaping the obligations which Germany exacts from her subjects, when resident within the limits of that empire. The appli- cant was German about 50 years of age.' He had come to America young man and had lived in Wisconsin up- wards of twenty years, and had amassed snug fortune of upwards of quarter of million dollars. He had never before sought to be made citizen of the country that had given him his for tune. he never cared to vote. He was all the time absorbed in the greed for wealth. The lust for gold was his dom- inant passion. He was rich beyond his own expectations, had converted all his wealth into money and bonds and his purpose was to return to Germany, there to abide the remainder of his days. His only object in seeking American cit izenship, with naturalization papers to show, was to exempt himself from all obligations to his native country. He had no intention of exercising the priv ileges of citizenship in the United States as voter or in any capacity; no pur- pose of remaining in America. Un- fortunate for the success of his plan he had notified the judge of his reason for desiring naturalization papers and his application was promptly refused.
 The court held that man who had for so long neglected his opportunity, and now sought citizenship solely as an American protection from the duties of his native land, to which he intended to return and pass the remainder of his life, was unworthy of the sacred investi- ture and not at all fitted for citizenship.
 The court ruled rightly, and such should be the ruling in every case of the kind. In return for the endowment of American citizenship the individual incurs obligations and duties which should be observed and performed. The precious boon to the alien born is not conferred simply to gratify selfish mo- lives
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
THE vERDEL GRAPE.

M. Tait, Esq, superintendent of the Improvement Company's fruit ranches, called at TIE REPUBLICAN office and classified the specimen of grapes, men, tioned yesterday, as the Verdel.
 Mir. Tait says that the grapes of this variety grown by Mrs. Lount, are the only ones that he has seen in Arizona. In California they are prized very high ly as late table grape, frequently not ripening until Thanksgiving. In addi- tion to table use wine called the Royal Nectar is made from them, having an exceedingly fine flavor.
 It will pay persons interested in grape culture to secure cuttings of the Verdel, as it will undoubtedly prove to be one of Arizona's most valuable grapes.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

of the great city and adjacent to the house of parliament and Westminster Abbey, evidently placed a high estimate on the American newspaper as an ad- vertising medium and must have had his eye on the Vanderbilts, the Goulds, the Huntingtons and those others whose millions are burden. The price named was S5 ,OO0, 900, only $2 ,5OO, ,O00 per acre, and the advertisement stated that "a purchaser could double his capital by reletting or selling in plats, or erecting large hotel, shops, flats and offices, which are in great demand"
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
CAPITAL PUNISHM ENT.

The Republic of Venezuela has incor. porated in it's fundamental law a clause abolishing capital punishment. This will arouse attention for the reason that human life is held, as a general thing, very cheap in Spanish America. The rule there is to punish serious crimes by private vengeance or sort of judi cisl lynch law, which, appealing to the principle of self protection, makes a summary end of criminals without re- gard to the letter of statutes. It was thus that Diaz put an end to brigandage in Mexico. He caused the brigands, upon capture to be shot or hanged without delay. The lesson was effective, if the method was not altogether legal. It was thus that Peru punished the murderers of President Bslta. Nobody avowed responsibility for killing them, but elerybody applauded when the corpse of the principal assassin was seen swinging from the tower of the cathe- dral at Lima.
 Therefore the provision abolishing capital punishment in Venezuela may be regarded rather as 6 tribute to a refined and ideal sentiment than as in- tended for practical application. Hein- ous criminals will be got rid of in the future, as heretofore, without making any note of the constitution or waiting for the deliberate processes of the courts; and serious offenders, of lesser grade, will be subjected to the slow but sure capital punishment of the cons vict mines and prisons of South Amer ica, confinement in which, even for 6 limited sentence, means almost certain death
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
They Are All in It.

The Centralia (Mo.) Preside Guard prints this curious announcement; The editor and his entire family now com prise the working force on the Guard. Mir. Rodemyre does the editing and sticks type on the local page; Mrs. Rodemyre is local reporter and gathers the local items; Edgar, the oldest son, attends to the job department, and the youngest son, Homer, aged fourteen, makes himself generally useful The whole family stick type and that is why we are enabled to get out a ninc-coumn paper and do job work cheaper than any print-shop in the county"
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
Alto a Poisoned Tomato.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 14.-Little Stella Page, aged 2, living in the part of town known as Potrero, was tonight poisoned by eating tomato she found in the street. Some unknown person has re- gently been destroying cats, etc., by means of poisoned food, and it is be- lieved that this is the way she got the fatal dose.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
A New Form of Proposal.

Miss Simper- Aren't things mucE cheaper than they were last year?
 Calloway-Yes, indeed. I only pay onc-half as much for my neclIties. The difference is so great now (smiling) could easily afford to get married.
 Miss Simper-Oh, Mir. Galloway, this
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
Suppose we talk about ourselves and
Easily Supplied.

Mrs. Suburbs (at employment agent's) T presume there will be no difficulty in finding girls willing to leave the city this scorching weather.
 Agent-No, mum. If y'r going to Saratogy an wants waitin' maid to help break in y'r new shoes, l kin git you one.-N. Y. Weekly.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
How People salute.

It is interesting to trace the evolution of words and expressions. Cultivated people say: "How do you do?"
 Those who are less precise say "IIowdydo."
 In the back woods of Pennsylvania they say "Howdy,"
 The noble red man of the west says Glow" while the cat on the fence says. "Oo."-Jury.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

STRANGE NONE of the paragraphers have thought to remark that the marriage of his brother to plain American news paper woman had nearly driven the es- thetic Oscar Wilde.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
I1nnecessuFy,

They had been talking about theil neighbors all the evening, and, there being lull in the conversation, one of the party said:
 Suppose we talk about ourselves and rip up each others character a littleP'
 That's unnecessary" replied thin faced, thin-lipped lady; "our neighbors are probably doing that for us. "-N. Y Press.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
A Revelation.

Primus-Did you read Moss open let ter in the Armament?
 Secundus-I didn't see his signature to anything.
 Primus-Oh! he's too modest for that, H9 always signs his press letters as "Vox Dei."-Judge.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
A Good Little Boy.

Woman-Bobby you never tied tir can to dogs tail, did you?
 Bobby-No, ma'am.
 Woman-I knew that little boy with as good look as you have would never do such thing.
 Bobby-No, ma'am; jes gifts the car and the string for the boys.--Judge.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

TIE REPORT FROM Kansas that Senator Peffer contemplates shaving off his whiskers and donning necktie is sug- gestive of a purpose to desert the party which will elevate man to a high of- flee for no other reason than that he doesn't wear socks.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

A NEW YORK COUPLE were married the other day without knowing it. A less extraordinary phenomenon occurs daily in Dakota where couple are un- married while only one of them knows
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

THE LONDON REAL estate agents who recently put an advertisement in the New York Journal of Finance for pur- chaser for two acres of land in the heart
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
Legal.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
tcoNMUTED HOMESTEAD NO. l32l

lCoMMUTED HOMESTEAD NO l32l.
 Land Office at TUCSON, ARIz. Oct. 3, ls9l N0TICR Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE l< following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the clerk of the District Court at Phe- nix, Ariz., on November II, 1891, viz:
 WILLIAM H. SOUTH, of Buckeye, MaIicOpa County, Arizona, for the NEl4 of Sec. l3, Tp. south, Range west. He names the following witnesses to prove of said land viz: James F. Evans, Garrett Rt berts, Ulysses G. McWiliams and Edward A. Tovrea, all of Buckeye, AriZ.
 HERBERT BROWN, Register.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

DIDS WILL BE RECEIVED BY THE TRUs. ID tees of the First Baptist Church, Phoenix up 10 12m, October 20, for veneering with brick and otherwise remodeling the church building according to plans and specifications now on file in the office of J. NJ. Creighton. The board reserves the right to reject any or all bids.
 WILLIAM ISAAC,
 VIM. GARNET,
 c. D. DORIS,
 Trustees.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15

MICHIGAN IS TO have peoples" party, but there will be very few people in it,
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
CAUTION.

nFFICE OF THE CITRUS WATER COM. O pany, San Bernardino, California.-All per sons, are cautionedag against purchasing any claim of w. J. Morgan against the Citrus Water Com. Bny the amebeing in an unsettled condition
 JAMES E. MACK, Secretary
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
A Curlons Name Combination.

"What is in namc?' has been q question sufficiently unanswered to still remain subject for discu ssion, but what is in two names should have q double interest. If you don't think SO, in American history and look at them They arc the names Lincoln md liam lin. Of course, there is nothing pc culiar about them as they tand, but set them differently and olscrve the result. For an instance, place hem this wise:
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION.

SoTICE TO BUSINESS MEN. THE REPUBLICAN will not be responsible for any bills unless contracted on a written order
 T. J. woLFLRY, Manager.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
AGENCIES,
TARIFF PICTURES.

". r. Press: Ia his demdgogic speech dt Cooper Union last night Gorernor HiH declared that the poor mans "shirts are ta1ed." The truth about the matter IS that the same blue Shirting for Thich the poor man in 1857 paid I7 S-4 cents per yard,
 k now gets under the Mckinley tarifJor 9 1-2 cents per yard.
 The tariff is not c tar.
Arizona republican., 1891-10-15
II A M l. I N
 l. L NJ EDIM NJ

heaa up and down and thrn across. There is something in that, isn't there? Now again:
 A-HAMLIN-COIN. Can you find two other names of two other men whose official ives and names combine as these do?