New-York tribune., 1891-02-21
THE TALK OF THE DAP,

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A phySHan in "The Boston Journal Of Commercsa
thus explains how may live long: Take an hon,
Of exercise TO every pound Of food. We are NOT
nourshed by what eat but by what we digest
Every hour you steal from digestion will be reclaimed
by indigestion. Beware Of the wrath Of a patjen.
stomach lie who controls his appetite in regard N
the quality of his food may safely indulge it in regard
to quantity The Oftener you eat the oftener Won
will repent it. Dyspepsia is poor pedestrian; walk
at the rate Of four miles hour and you will soon
leave her behind. Abstinence from all stmulants ia
easier than temperance An egg is worth a pound Of
meat; mich COW seven Stalled Oxen Sheep ID
sweeter after flstday than after feast-day. For
every meal you lose you gain better'
He Got some.-A Syracuse man who wanted some
genuine, homemade and unadultesated Bavaran
beer" sent over to Bavaria and got two barrels He
Dragging OF the purity, when a chemist analyzed
the beer and found the aduertion per cent greater
than in the average Americana -brewed.-(Detro Free
Press.
A New Haven physician. who refused to attend IN
urgent on the ground that he had previous en-.
gagement, has been fined $40. The incident is an In.
terestng one, and suggests some remarkable posi-
bites.
His Ability-First Poltician-well. / can't sea
why Grover Cleveland has any more claim on tho
Democratic Presidential nomination than any other
man IN the parry lie has no peculiar ability that ]
am aware Of.
second Ditto--Oh. yes. he has. He has inevtabily.
-(hshington star.
The Canadian campaign is characterized by a great
deal Of slang-whangng and bllingsgate The party
Journals are literally sprinkled with such phrases
traitors "thleves,7 "scoundrelso "'Ras wman's
bunko game" Bought by Yankee god,' "A tGrpi.
tude almost American" Hanging too good for the
traitors and This is all the more surprs.
ing in view of the fact that for years Canadians have
been soemnly lecurng us for the indecency OF our
political campaigns.
stokes-If we could into the hearts Of our best
friends fear should be shocked at the depravity We
styicsNI don't know. Perhaps we'd feel unhappy to
find our friends so bad as we thought they
were.-(3ostOn Transcript.
"The Christian Union" has revived the old con.
troversy over the English sparrow. says farmer:
We the young of the robin the Orole. the wren
and other native sOngsters whose habit has been TO
nest about and the house. l notice the man IN
Utah, who took The American Agricuturst' pr1
for wheat estimated that his yield had been diminished
a number of bushels per by the depredations Of
this bird. 1 have them here so thick on shock
Of wheat in the field that had the color Of the
birds than the wheat The idea Of introducing these
graineang birds TO rid the country Of insect pests
must have been Matched in some undeveloped brain.
and the man who introduced them should be hung 10
efgy in every town and hamlet in the Union.'
SIGNS OF SPRING.
There's kind of curious lazy. ullln' feen' in the
An tie early buds are bendln' meath the weight OF
honey bees;
The dOwny doves are matin' In the woodlands whero
Is clear AM shinin mirror where the sunbeams love
10 dream.
You can see the buds a-swelin' the branches oncs
An the cattethey are grazn' where the tender blades
You can hear the birds achrpn' in their nests on
But Enclosed please find poem.' is the surest sign
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The Missionary Herald for March has strong
article showing much the United States has done
10 promote the trade and the liquor traffic in
Africa. 1t appears that about 275,o00 gallons OF
distilled liquors withdrawn from bond In ths
year ending June 30, 1880, for expectation to fvo
ports in Africa, and that the whole Of this deadly
stream flows through the port of Boston.
one of the most remarkable things about the tele-
iaiIes or gentlemen. permit themselves TO do the
checklist and most mpudent things over the wlre IN
tomary hellor was sent checrfly the wire from
Thc Free Press The answering hail was: say.
given the voice proceeded send him over to the
court to look up the papers filed II ,t, the case,
voice resT Gndei, "Y6ne Of your business" and,
that being met with the suggestion that " The Free
Press did not to do errandS for unknown per
sons the voice ended the cclloquy with the remark:
d9nt give 1 Whether yon IT, 40 o+SH, or not o Taa
think of going 10 an editors Office IN such spirit.
sT 70 So be- mc Gr woq .ome
trOit Nec Press
This isn't from "The Arizona HOwler,' but from
The PMlpsburg Ledger: The addle pated iabber
wock that nnicts its diOtic sobberngs the public
through the columns OF The Beleioae News imagines
IL the dOubledlsed essence Of wit TO refer TO the
editor Of this paper the bald-headed,' ETC. We
admit that VIC haven't as much capillary adornment
as the humorlst Of the News but the little have
is hair, 1t Isn't brstles.'
A Boston fruit merchant the other day received a
box Of oranges from Palermo, on which was pasted
'i'' i0io"''s sGAETHNo .Nsr BADALAMENrI
fruit EAportr
raleruO
Gentlemen
beg of bringing under your notice, that being
ketS / am exclusively devoted 10 the shipping Of tine
choccd fgui;
finely others do, just 10 supply with an artificial
and elegant packing 10 the bad quality of ii; you may
qualities of the fruit having my marks, and you can
rely on getting the true number OF pieces as on the
sure YOU will treasure up Ibis advice and do justice
Am Dear Slrs
GAErANO BADALAMENTI
"The Atlanta Constitution tells Of quick trial.
A white man stole an umbrella and within fifteen
minutes brought into court tried and convicted.
lie didn't have pull"
lie Was Weary.-Ihe porter Of a Pullman palace-car
stood outside the riId,t depot the other day. lean
ius against porch column with his folded. Two
cOloT,d coming down the street caught sight VI
him and hailed. ana the first observed
"Somc fpln, would reckon he owned dat big depot
But he dOan'.'
no. no doin' eben own dc railroads,
Nor he doan' own de kyar which he runs
"No.'
They were silent for minute or two as they looked
across az Kim, and then the irst remarked
lie dOaA' cben own Msser Pullman"
"NOr
All dcrc Is about IL Is dat when de train is about
10 20 ont MiSser Pullman comes down an says:
'GaWgr, | wish you'd be second boss In dis kyar 70
Iuliao an back, and I'll gin you fo' dollars. An
Gawgc goes Wild de kyar, an den back an leans
up aGin De depot an wants ebeFSbody TO take him for
L IL.