The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-06-18
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/, a lsss asa seGss hes b<~n hs<piSs "
pretty bssy ever ases
-ma,s wh.i ere Jon dciss noS'
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.Tas,s !, 20 solitude 20 zisersbls -
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BABY.
"A K.n.ss boy. vbo earned Bible ~
uss,asaiss verses. traded The soos1for .
.ho,sun sd th.a socidseisiIy shot p"
sgDi 10 sts LEG
-Asuse. yosld yon vsni 70 marry
u.u viii is,leF Oh. aoDt fsov; " DC
L.a |. tile 10 several good spsrsnen'
bouses shouldn't nird
--oriess -Givss 50 sIsmpis shosins hos
a .oIasss, even 10 times Of peace. may SNOW
Linssli cuorageou.i Recruit 80 u, CON
plslning q bis saperiofs,
-p.inier Doctor. shouid like 70 pre-
ssni lhl. p.in,isg 70 some public ihss''o'
lion, po~ which would you reeommsndf
Doctor TOE Blind Asylum.
IA expose Jsems MIR. vanbfo~n
waiting bslou, mssm. Mile kietsy lip'
pocsrtlr) -show bin up. Jcems- Oh.
voulap'. ms'sm. The pnblieiiy would
Hill bis family.
III everybody improved tho minutes
With tue q al thu. . hen pots into Der vofA
While making . surepti.ious hse.minuie
call 10 fo~cr garden, what world 'his
would bel
One thiug | like about our new man,
,sid . mem Der Of the firm TO bis partner,
i. tbs. he's reliable. You can always tell
VIA, he is going 10 do next Add vba'
10 thni Nothing.
-Gne-, How is thisi My bill thi'
time ia 81 . day, and las. December l had
tbe came room snd II ws only W DAY
GIefk lie AnoSf ous w."
much longer nov.
Little Nellie climbed into Uuoe Ned
lap aud began to search his pockets Tor
penny. Finding silver qusrter,'h called
ont, oh. msmms, Uacle Ned has got
penny witL ben 90 ~
-Ms Wedsoop (pUutingly) MIA. oid
vile next door has bad two new dresser
10 nv one. Mr. Wedsoon (spou.s No y
Yes my dear. but you've had two new
husbands to her one.
Johnny Ny father said II 10 sob
earnest, ma'am. Teacher Wouldn't my
father said IL in earnest, mesn JUS
~ much. johnny Jobnny-No, ms'am
not il you knew my father.
Young Housskeeper Ito butcher)-
You may send up tbs, bag OF ham. and
r-how is you liver this morninsf Th'
Butcher -Fust rate, mum. been tskin
gara,ogy Wichy for month.
-First Studept-You told me you BAT
.rsre ana onrinns manuscript TO show me
I .ec nothing here but receipted tailor
hill. Second student And You zee moth
ioo rare or curious about thsil
WIS, makes you color your lemonad
rsaf asked the curions old gentleman
the circus merchant. Great Scott vas th
iud,ensp, response; you don't expect us
take money Tor clear water do your
--Mfs. Newved (hspding tramp sewers
bi,cuit.) Here. my poor msn. are sem
hirouit.. Yon will tind the saw and exc !
The xooasbed. Tramp. (elosely examir
ing the bi.cui,s) Are they rs bad ~ tla
mum
Smith Your new pants are all wor
ont. and you only bought them last wesl
Jopee- know IL. bnt there 10 nothin
strange about that When man and b
wife insist on wearing the same garment
cant last very long.
"A New York genslema an was put out
patience by some blunder OF his ne
groom Look hsrel he cried won't hs'
thines done 10 this way Do you thi'
I'm foolf Shure. snrr. said the gro' n
OF can't say. sor only came here ye
ter5sy.
Mrs. uptoda'e The committee II
decided T. stop sanding clothing TO u
H.. IA. Wa
ing 10 vork ia a ne~ field. Mrs. Lovet
ryie- Indresf Mrs Uptodste - Yes; y
IRE going 10 s.nd the clothing to the se
tide resorts
Spring Chicken. cir, said the waite
Ms be pn, the bali 81 a diminu,ive fowl b
fore . patron Of q table d'hote II certai
ly can't be . summer one, remarked u
diner, .. be disposed Of the portion IN
single moa,biul 0ne swallow does o.
make summer.
Little Horace ~as telling bis gran
mother uha he had learned IN Sunds
school Adam Gas the 6rst man. Meth
ss,s, sss the oldes, man JOB wss the mo
nstisot man. Moses ~ss the worst man
WIN. Horseel Y~s'm. bc Vas. He brol
All the ten com tDsnd ments 81 once.
The besd, master Of The girls biz
school IL describing TO the class the bean
Of the Alps which he has visited durit
his yacsiion. aua ends bis lecture IN the
words, And there. With one loot stos
on the ice Of the glacier. While With u
other l va. plackipe the most besulif
Aower.i
After the morpirs sermon gave u
.no,ices" aud then announced the numb
Of The hymn 10 he sung. The coneres
s,on had oreusd their HMM books. Sc