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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

Mission City is the Canadian terminus
Of our road, through which must pass the
enormous traffic from the East to Bel
bingham bay. Enjoy the excursion. Aug
nst ], and get in on the ground floor for a
few unreSeryed auction sale lots.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED

WANTED AT ONCE-One thousand peo-
w Pile to attend the grand excursion 10
Mission city. August list; only ~ 20 for round
trip fare. Special excursion train leaves at
O'Clock a. m, Saturday.
A N energetic young man OF good address,
"A TO canvas for Wallis book, Round the
World With Train" Terms liberal. Address
z. o. Box 3SS, Fairhaven 1910
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

Brigp-Well, must call upon my tailor
Griggs-You are fortunate.
Briggs-How soi
Griggs-My tailor usually calls upon me
-Clothier and Fnrnisher.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

Mayor Cornish, OF Blaine, was in Fair
haven yesterday. In speaking of Blaine,
he said: Blaine is quiet, like most OF
the towns of Puget sound and elsewhere.
The cannery is doing big business, and
is handling 5000 fish daily. The run of
salmon in the Fraser river is very light,
bat our people find no difficulty in procur-
curing fish, in fact they are hardly able
to take care of all that are brought in.
About forty Cinnamon are employed, and
there has been no talk of running them
out since the Whatcom delegation went
up and delivered itself of some pent up
and long confined eloquence."
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

Steamer EVANGEL
VIII hereafter connect with the steamer
HARRY LYNN every Tuesday at Roche
HaFbOr
FOR VICTORIA
Leaving G street wharf, Whatcom, AT "a. M.
and Fairhavcu at $3.50; returning Wcducs-
day for Bellhgham Bay. All daylight.
Through tickets for Victoria, -. 1859
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

est campaigner the world has yet seen,
Goldsmith Maid, 2:l4, who has 1872 heats
TO her credit better than 800
We also notice thoroughbred flly, 2
years old, that is bred in the purple, being
by Northumberland, full brother to
Norfolk, first dam by Impt. Kyle Daily;
second dam Last Hope, by Asteroid; bird
dam Alabama, by Brown Dick; fourth
dam by Boston; fifth dam by Medoc;
seventh dam, by Robin Grey; eighth dam,
by Quicksilver; ninth dam, by Meade's
Ceer Sue is built as though she could
run for her life and from her blood lines
great things mny be expected of her.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

"Cnstoria is so well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
known TO me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
iii SO. oxford ST., Brooklyn, ny
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

"The use OF 'Castoria is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse 1t. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYR, d. D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
MISCELLANEOUS.

M ESDAMES BROWN & KELLEHER
WI dressmaking and ladies tailor; rooms %
"a and % BlOndin block Harris street.
- II. keller, dealer In boots and shoes
y. Postofilce Block. 1i41
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
HOME FOLKS AND VISITORS

l. c. Sanford, well-known citizen of
New Whatcom, was In Fairhaven yester-
day. Mr.. Sanford was formerly a resi-
dent of Eastern Washington where he
was engaged in the banking business. He
forsook that business and Garfield comfy,
however, to locate on Belingham bay on
account of its climate and the business
opportunities It offered.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
FairhaVeH 4 Southern Railroad

New Westminster Southern Ry
Taking effect Wednesday. July Is, 1891
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
HELP WANTED

LNRST-CLASs cook and laundry girl.
Il Apply to Mrs. A. II. Clark, corner OF
Washington and Fourteenth street, Fair
haven.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
for Infants and Children.

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach Diarrhma. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion
Without injurious medication.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

L'AIRHAVEN LODGE No. 20, /. O. o. f.
i meets every Friday evening at Hall In
DE Fries building, on Larrabee avenue.
A. S. BALCH, Noble Grand.
GEO. w. BUTTNER. Rec. Sec.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
SOCIETIES

DEGULAR CONCLAVES of Hesperus Com
IL mandery No. holden on first and third
Tuesdays Of each month at & D. IN. In Masonic
hall. Visiting Sir Knights courteously in
vlted. +. u. WEST, Il. g.
J. p. DEMATTOs Rec.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26
FAST EXPRESS TO THE EAST

Leaves Tacoma. going east at 900 a. M
daily; arrive at Minneapolis or ST Paul 6;Cs
D. m. the third day.
Connections made at ST. Paul and Mime
apolis to all points east, south and southeast
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-07-26

Commencing June -. and until further
nOticn trnins viii nun as fOlIOWs:
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
HABIT BEATS THE BISHOP.

During the session of the Methodist
conference recently, one of the minis
tiers went into drug store about dusk
on a chilly evening and asked the
proprietor for good, mild cigar At
ter paying for it he said:
Is there any place around your store
where can have quiet smoke? Our
bishop has just been preaching pretty
sharply against the use of tobacco, so
/ don't want to smoke round the
house where / am staying, nor out in
the street, on account of the bad eX-
ample 1 might set. But mild cigar
does rest one so!
The druggist quite agreed with him
and said:
Step behind my prescription count
er, sir, you will be unseen there.
Two minutes later another good
minister came into the store, bought
a mild cigar, and asked if he might be
permitted to smoke in the store, be
cause:
Our Bishop has just been preaching
against smoking, he explained, almost
in the exact words of his predecessor.
He also was sent behind the pre-
scription counter. The screen hid the
two dominies from sight, but it did not
shut out the peals of laughter which
arose when minister number two en-
countered minister number one.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
SHE RESIGNED.

'YOu see how it is, my dear" said
he, taking her soft hand which had
never done very hard work and pat
ting it reassuringly, 81 am poor-only
thousand year, dear-and we shall
have hard struggle to get along at
first"
81 don't mind that in the least" she
interrupted, stoutly, rubbing her
cheek softly against his hand.
"And," he pursued, graciously hav-
ing allowed her interruption - 1--WE
shall have to come down to strict
economy. But if you can only man
age as my mother does, we shall pull
through nicely"
"And how does your mother man
age, dear?" she asked smiling-but
very happy = at the notion of the
mother-in-law cropping out already.
81 don't know" replied the lover
radiantly, "but she always manages
to have everything neat and cheerful,
and something delicious to eat-and
she does it all herself, you know! So
that we always get along beautifully,
and make both ends meet, and father
and 1 still have plenty of spending
money. You see when a woman is al
ways hiring her laundry work done,
and her gowns and bonnets made, and
her scrubbing and stove-blacking
done, and all that sort of thing why,
it just walks into mans income and
takes his breath away"
The young woman looked for mo-
ment as if her breath was also incIin-
ed for a vacation; but she wisely con-
cealed her dismay, and, being one of
the stout-hearted of the earth, she de-
termined to learn a few things of
Johns mother, so went to her house
for a visit the very next day Upon
the termination of the visit, one fine
morning John received, to his blank
amazement, little package contain
ing his engagement ring, accompanied
by the following letter:
81 have learned how your mother
manages and / am going to explain
it TO you, since you confessed YOU
didn't know. L find that she is a wife.
a mother, a housekeeper, a business
manager, hired girl, laundress, a
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
NAPOLEON ACCUSED OF CHEATING
IN THE GAME OF POLITICS.

The Emperor had long felt hurt by
Spanish enterprise; besides, he had
considered that the arrangements [
had made at the time when the princes
arrived at Valencay had too much re-
gard for their safety. And SO, from
the first time we met again at Nantes,
our conversations - our discussions,
| might call them were of an irritat
ing nature. On one occasion among
others, assuming an air of banter,
rubbing his hands, and pacing up and
down the room, he said to me with a
sneering look: 'EWen, you see how
your predictions have turned out
about the difficulties | should meet in
settling the affairs of Spain according
to my own views. [ have got the bet
ter of those people, after all; they
were all caught in the nets L spread
for them, and | am master of the stu
alton iii Spain, as in the rest of Eu-
rope!"
Driven out of patience by this boast,
which in my mind was so little justi-
fed, and above all by the shameful
means he had employed to reach his
aim, replied to him, though calmly,
that 1 did not see things from the same
point of view as he did, and that l be-
Heved that he had lost more than he
had gained by the Bayonne events.
''What do you mean by that?'' he in
quired. "Wel," 1 answered, "the
thing is very plain, and 1 will show it
to you by an example. Let man of
the world behave foolishly, let him be
a faithless husband, let him even com
NIT grievOus faults against his friends,
he will be blamed, no doubt; but if he
be wealthy, powerful, clever, society
may be somewhat indulgent to him.
Let that same man cheat at the gam
ing table, he is forthwith banished
from good society and will never be
forgiven"
The Emperor grew pale and embar
raised, and said not another word to
me that day. l may date from this
particular conversation our more or
less evident rupture Century.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

seamstress, a member and a patcher, a
dairy maid, cook, a nurse, a garden
er and general slave to the family.
She works from five in the morning
until ten at night; and [ almost wept
when / kissed her hand it was so
/ hard and wrinkled and corded, unkiss
ed! When l saw her polishing the
stoves, carrying big buckets of water
and great armfuls wood, often split
ting the latter, asked her why John
didn't do such things for her. 'Johnp
she repeated, john And she sat with
a perfectly dazed look, as if 1 had ask
ed her why the angels didn't come
down and do it for her. 'Why-John,'
she said in a trembling, bewndered
way-'he works in the office from nine
till four, you know, and when he
comes home he is very tired; or else
or else-he goes down town. Now, l
have become strongly imbued with the
conviction that do not care to be-
come so good a manager as your
mother If the wife must do all sorts
y.
she must cook, he must carry wood;
if she must scrub, he must carry the
water; if she must make butter, he
must milk the COWS. You have allow
ed your mother to do everything, and
all YOU have to say of her is that she
is an excellent manager [ do not
care for such reputation, unless my
husband earns the name also; and
Judging from your lack of considera-
ton for your mother, l am quite sure
you are not the man I thought you
were, or one whom [ would care to
marry. AS the son is, the husband is,
is safe and happy rule to follow"
And so the letter closed, and John
pondered; and he is bordering yet.
A noble gift to the world, DR.. johnson left
in Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. Many bless
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
THE PERPETUAL BORROWER.

OF course you have encountered this
pest. He is more prevalent than the
man who smokes in car, and quite
as annoying. He borrows your pen
knife, your razors, your buttonhooks,
your writing utensils, your umbrella,
and would borrow your toothpick and
your tooth brush if the usages of So
ciety admitted of their double Occu-
pancy What you lend him goes, as a
rule, to that bourne from which no
traveller returns.
Not that he is dishonest, but he con-
siders himself a sort of pensioner on
the world at large for minor cOnven-
fences and has no idea that their res
toration is expected. AS he is usually
a good natured fellow, who would
give you anything he had if he had
anything to give, you don't like to
snub him, and SO he passes through
life in his shiftless, careless way, I'M
conscious of his dement's, tolerated
nuisance.
Willingly would you raise a subscrip-
ton, heading the list of donors your
self. to furnish him with all he bOrrOWs.
But it would be useless. There is no
tenacity in his slipshod nature. What
ever you might give him would slip
through his fingers. Besides, your
professional borrower of small chat
tells prefers loan to a gift. So far as
your personal comfort is concerned it
is best to meet his application for loans
with an emphatic no. He is not peril
nacious. A few rebuffs will suffice.
He knows well enough that if you
won't supply the article he wants
somebody else will-that if you are
mean there are Others that are gen
erOuS.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
STORY ONE. KIRBY SMITH.

Gen. R. NJ. Gano tells good story
on Gen. Smith to an Atlanta Constitu-
ton reporter.
Gen. Gano was placed in charge of
a post in Louisiana, and was directed
by Gen. Smith to issue orders that no.
body should be allowed to cross the
river at that point without written
order from the commander of the post.
A day or two after these orders were
issued, Gen. Smith himself, with Mrs.
Smith and party of ladies, wished to
cross the river to get some peaches
which grew on the other side.
The party was halted by he guard.
II am Gen. Smith, y said that gentle
man with some indignation.
''Have you written order from the
commander of the post?"
''No, but"
'You can't cross the river without
a written order"
''But tell you 1 am in command of
this entire department"
II can't help that"
"And those orders were issued by
my direction"
Cant help that
"Why, SIR" said the general hotly,
''you should recognize my uniform.
am the only full general in this de-
partment."
''You can't fool me- was the mex
orable reply. give seen too many of
'em. You can't cross the river with
out a written order from the com
mander of this post
The sentry was as good as his word,
and next time Gen. Smith wanted to
cross the river he was armed with an
order from Gen. Gano.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
w. G. T. u. COLUMN
MORO: God and Home and Native Land.


TWAS WHISKEY THAT DID IT.
Cold is the night, there is no light,
While the mother sits rocking
Her dear crying child
Hard though her task,
1t soon will be past
For the winds SO bleak rough and wild.
"Hark! Yes he comes, comes back to his home
To kiss his dear Lena
A dying farewell.
Oh no! They've gone past.
Oh God must this last?
Why has that demon control of his will?
''He once was kind, but now he is blind
To all the discomforts
OF our once happy home.
He knew Lena was i'll,
And would never get well,
But still he would leave us in sorrow alone.
''He's down to the dram shop to pawn all he's
got,
TO get one more drink
As he says every night.
Although we are freezing,
1 can not-will not curse him,
For we'n soon be at home, in that city so
bright
Still every hour he stayed until four
Actual time by the clock
The next morning,
When slowly he crept,
To the hovel he left
Last night, with his child, slowly dying.
But when he arrived, what sight met his eyes
Tho bloodshot with whiskey
They were shining-)
Right there on the floor,
Not far from the door,
Were his wife and his child that last night he
left dying.
Sleeping so sweetIy, the sleep of the blest,
The child fondly clasped to her dead mothers
breast,
They lay there, peaceful,
AS he them that minute,
And, as DER them he stood, spirit voice said,
90 Twas whiskey, vile whiskey, that did it,
+. @. L. F. Wheeler.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
.-@@~

In almost every neighborhood throughout
the west there are some one or more persons
whose lives have been saved by Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoa Remedy, or who
have been cured of chronic diarrhoea by it.
Such persons take especial pleasure in rec
ommending the remedy to others. The praise
that follows its Introduction and use makes it
very popular. IS and so cent bottles for sale
by H. c. Pierce, Barton.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

The only SGrs0pariUa guaranteed TO ALSO
ItteIy care Diseases Of the StOaaGch LiCe1 and
Kidneys, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Loss Of Up
petite, Sick Headache, H9scuiay RheHmatianl
Dizziness, Fen9ale HeakHess, EmaciGtioH, zen
eral DEBILITY, EruptionS or tie Skin, Pimples,
BoiIs, Tum0rs, Scrofulous -4ttction8, C6fnccr-
0us Htmors, SAT- RbeUns, SgphiHjs, Cat0r3h,
Ring'corm, Cqf5uncies, Ulcers, md Sores,
NaLariaE Poison, Iiain IN the BoHeS.
DINA $4P1RILL1 60 BsLJast, lie.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorfa.
When she was Child. she cried for Castcria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
New Pension Bill.

Dependent parents, widows, all disabled soldiers
without regard to origin of disability whether cont
tracted in the service not, all soldiers drawing
less than So per month and many drawing less
than S12 per month and others entitled thereto,
should apply Immediately to receive the benefits
of the new pension bill just passed.
No matter If you have claim pending are
now drawing a pension, You can apply under the
new law and still continue to draw under the old.
You use the proceeds of pension obtained I'M
der the new to prosecute the old claim. Pension
begins from date of filing application Proof easily
obtained
am prepared to prosecute claims under this
law. Let me forward you the necessary blanks TO
execute ut once, or better still come and and
viii give Your case prompt attention whether un.
old or new law.
II. Il. CUSHIMAN, Pension Attorney.
Count House, Newport, VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

THE WAY TO BE HAPPY.-One of the
happiest Christians that I know is
happy on a very small income, and in
spite of some sharp trials. The Sc
cret of happiness is not in the size of
ones purse, or ones butterfly friends;
the fountain of peace and joy is in the
heart. AS long as that keeps sweet
and pure and satisfied with Gods will,
there is not much danger of acid
words from the lips or of scOwling
clouds on the brow. Some Christians
excuse their morose temper or their
gloomy dependencies by the plea of
i'll health, whereas much of their dys-
pepsia or other ailments may be the
result of sheer worry and peevishness.
The medicine they need cannot be got
from the doctor or the drug store. A
large draught of Bible taken every
morning, a throwing open of the
hearts windows to the promises of
the Master, a few words of honest
prayer, a deed or two of kindness to
the next person you meet, will do
more to brighten your countenance
and help your digestion than all the
drugs of the doctors. If you want to
get your aches and pains out of sight,
hide them under your mercies.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

God, it becomes expedient for them
that there should be none; and then
they endeavor to persuade themselves
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

The first trial of DIR. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup will satisfy any one that the lung heal
ing virtue of the pine tree has now been re
fined into an effective and convenient cough
medicine. Sold by all dealers on a guarantee
of satisfaction
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

a SAFE GUARD-ALwAYs ON DUTY.-Thou-
sands make practice of taking DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Randout, n.
Y, whenever they have symptoms of possible
sickness, and through the prompt action OF
this remarkable medicine they really new
er i'll. tbs a perfect safeguard against all
forms of malaria, sick and nervous headache,
palpitation, dyspepsia and heartburn.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
NOTICE

This is to forbid all persons harboring or
trusting my wife, HATTIE BAILEY, on my ac-
count; she has left my bed and board without
just cause or proyocation and I shall paw no
debts of her contracting after this date.
HENRY G.. BAILEY.
Bloomington, VT, April %, 1891. +17-19
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
st. Johnsbury, VT.
Liberation Notice.

This is to certify that I have this day given
my son, JERRY JACOBS, the remainder OF his
minority, and shall claim none of his wages
nor pay any of his debts after this date
JOSEPH JACOBS.
Holland, VT, April 81, 1891. l7-l9
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

Costiveness is the primary cause of much
disease DIR. Henry Baxter Mandrake Bitters
will permanently cure costiveness. Every
bottle warranted.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

Talking is like playing on the harp;
there is as much in laying the hand on
the strings to stop the vibrations as in
twanging them to bring out the music.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

The Lake front is no longer the fash
ionable ''bang' in Chicago, since the
Worlds Fair commission has abandon
cd
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
One Bottle
Effects q
Radical Cure,
MAY %, 1890.

MAY %, 1890.
DANA SARsAPARILLA Co. =
Gents: / wish to testify to the value of
your Sarsaparilla For some time past l
have been troubled with my kidneys,
being obliged to use the vessel many
times during the night, and in the
morning the urinal deposit would have a
dense, milky appearance, besides
leavinga briclz-colored stain on the vessel,
which would require scrubbing TO erddi-
cate. About three months ago | met your
agent, MIR. Simpson, who advisedm to trya
bottle of your Sarsaparilla, and after much
urging did try it, and am forced to say
that the result is truly wonderful / am
no longer obliged to get up in the night,
my urine has no sediment, and | feel that
the ONE BOTTLE which | have taken
has effected a RADICAL CURE. [
cheerfully recommend DANA'S SARSA-
PARILLA to all persons afflicted as I
have been
.--cr,oo+f,,1I,v
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

A dry, hacking cough keeps the bronchial
tubes in a state of constant irritation, which,
if not speedily removed, many lead to bron-
chitis. No prOmpter remedy can be had than
Ayers Cherry Pectoral, which is both an anO-
dyOa and
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04
Yours respectfully,

GEO. T. MARSHALL.
LEWISTON, Me.
Formerly Custom house Officer, Portland, Ne.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

"a stitch in time'' often saves consumption
Downs Elixir used in time saves life.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

Little Boy - Mamma, may [ give
what's in my savings bank to that beg
gar man.
Mamma - You dear, sweet little
cherub! Do you want to give away all
of that money your uncle gave you?
There was over a dollar.
II spent some of it, mamma"
''Did you? How much is there left?"
E'There's a twenty-five cent piece
left but the candy man said il was
bad.''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1891-05-04

A noble gift to the world, DR.. Johnson left
in Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. Many bless
him