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4, 1891.
BANKS.
WAssHIxgToS SAVINGS BAxK-Ixcoa-
LLEwELLYN-DoDGE BULLDOG.
So second street
fsr cent interest," paid on savings DsposatA
s Fer cent. interest On e-nsntAs cerrseasea
Per cent interest q 12-moashs cussacssa
MONEY LOANED on 1EAL ESTATE
General Banking Business rrsnaacssl.
1ANKING HOURS:
10 . n. 70 , p m: Saturdays, 10 = n NlAm
DxxTxR HORTON 4 CO.. BAHKraa-
INCORPORATED 1871.
sutnins 300 900
rTseadsnt .:...............w. s. LAID.
SManases II. LATIMER
aahier..................F. r. VAN TUYI.
Sight exchange and teIegraphic transfers on Nev
York. Chicago. St Paul, San Frsncisco. Port -ss~
iSnu and various points In wash
lnyfou. Oregon and British
sisnt BINS Of exchange on London available else.
Collections made 1t all points ON favorable terr,a
Eonas, stocks and other valuabies received On ~.
THE GUARANTEE LOAN And TRUST CO.
Lisweilyn-Dodse building. second ssrssk
CAPITAL, 100000
Tfansacts general banking buslnsa
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT.
Money loaned upOn improved farm
and city real estate
WILLIAM Il nAiLEY.. VIC. .PP rs.'Ssns
G. II. HEILBRON OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Manssa.
hhA .MMIEa; Cashier
CoLUXBus :. TYLER. j. b. IoiwiMAN, s. ~
SEARS. VIM X FISHER
THE FIRST NAr1oSALBAHK OF SEATTLE
PAD mp capital. $50 600
lzS,000
iArnlcH McMicxrs vic .Presidsns
LxsT1s TuxNxR. .Cashier
General banking business transacted
sshi and ssl.s..phic exchange payable IN anns
and Europe.
THE SEATTLE NATIONAL RANK
CArTfAls.................... 3260, oo0
g; W = GRIFFITH. tDenvsr). President
~; r. Vice President
TnIc "-AnDEs-- ...-....-.-.....-...... Cashier
WASHINGTON LOAN AND TRUST CO.
uncorporated)
MORTGAGE LOANS
Securities approved here. No delay.
Branch office-colman block, Seattle. (0luund
GEORGE FOWLER. Manages.
Eastern oees W We: stree, street.. N ss., YSs
TIE elise INVESTMENT COMPANY.
Capital Stock, 100000.
eANDloPER CENT. SECURITIES FOR SALE
Investments made in farm lands. acre tracts
residence and business property.
Statistical matter upon application.
cI1s sss: rses
RASK OF BRITISH COLUMBIA.
- Established On Pacific Coast 1881
CAPITA Capita paid up; ..-....-...-......s 500 go
s soMsr % increase 70. ......- l9 oo
Interest paid on time deposits; general banking
and sold; drafts and telegraphic transfers sol ~
tho banks branches; also on New York Chicago.
Canada and Hong Kong. Deposits received sub.
BRANCHES:
San Francisco, Cal, Portland, Or. Tacoma
Wash. Victoria Vancouver, New Westminster.
Nanaimo and Kamloops, b. c.
J. KEITH WILSON .............. Manaxer
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE..
Corner Commercial and Yesler Avenue
Paid up capital. &23o,0o0
Transacts general banking businem
r. HOLYOKE .Presldent
e. ~. 1919 HI. Vice-P President
=. - = - :. :. .Sas1lef
MERCHANTS NATIONAL BANK
or
TACOMA.
OLDEST RANK IN THE CITY.
Paid in Capital, $3.50. ooo Surplus. "a. ooa
Cor. Pacific Avenue and Eleventh St
Walter J. Thompson, Pres; Henry Drum, Vice
Pres; Samuel Collyer. Cashier: X. J. Davis Asst
Cashier; w. r. Sargent Second Asst Cashier.
~ IS
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|NTcKOFF STREET TAX NOTIcE-THE
s. lnx levied by the city council in the district
~ By ordinance No. 1927, to provide for the
~ Of Wyckof street, from Eric street TO Cal
~ street, and constructing sidewalks thereon,
yqW due and payable at the office OF the city
qfer All taxes not paid within forty
80 the hrst publication OF this notice will be
NED Delinquent . penalty Of five 80 per cent
q ana Interest Mt the rate Of ten (lU) per
- charged.
- II. w. MILLER, City Clerk
e Of first publication April LIST, 1891.
u ATTENTION OF OWNERS OF BUILD
M IN Seattle. of three or more stories In
occupied or used for the purposes OF hotel,
III ~ Workshop. is particularly called to sec
y o. city ordinance l.l47. requiring the pro
9 g good and sufiicien. means Of egrcss In
q are, the building OF ire-escapcs and other
.nsionary measures, the disregard OF which is
AAnle by fine or imprisonment. or both.
]. +. COMPTON, Supt. H.. II. & W.,
SIS Butler Block.
. IL publication March &c. 1891.
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final changes heing ell in the direction Of hf9hQ
tionai eordaga per cent.
Government bonds, steady
Petroieun-May closed at 7sy<c
MONEY Axo ExcHAxs8.
Money on call, easys closing offered q -
rhfne mercantile paper. unchanged eterifn4
exchange. quiet and firm: eDdsy bills SlS6; D.
mano, *Ascsz. Bar silver, ss5sc.
BcSrA
z. s Is lrcglsferedl .Ials<U. s. q<s (coupl.lo1
=. ;. Is tcouponsi. I'D Pacific % .........1to
y. ; = reg - .las
RAILRoAD STOCKS
American Express iie oregon Short Line. ~
Can. Pacific. "a North American. III
Can. southern Il. lnss Pacific Mail. ....... ~?
Central Paeihc.... 2ai, Reading. ...-... So
burlington. 80. So Bio Gsande westrn So
nSiaaarc ~ iacka iSJssa firsts sst6
Denver q Rio Grind II Preferred. .-....... ~
Kansas L Texas. II 81 Paul. ..-...... 50
lake Snore ITO st Paul & Omaha. . =
Michigan Central. ses T I Psciic IL
Missouri Pacific. 67s4 MON Pacific. ..-.. 45eS
Northern Pacific. a6sx U. 8. Express 1880. 81
y y central rs: wssss.n Union 81
VI. improvement 3 .Amrican Cotton Oh u
MINING srocKA
A.ce -.-.....-..... l 00ph{r 49,. ......s -
Adams Con / suOccfdeutal. III
Con. Cal & Va. II e. Plymouth. .s.... "a
Eufska Son--.---. 4oSavage -
homestske. .-..-.. 5o-Standsrd ......... %
Horn silver. ...... 8 l5Yellow Jacket. ; -
x ~
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SOUND xoHrH.
Iacofna--...... 500 m Seattle. ZOO o m
neaule......,.. Midnight p. Townsend 500 IN
q. ioNnsend $500 m Anacortes-.. $50 q N
Anacertes..-.- eco m Bell Bay , $50 M
Bel Bay ...-..lo:00 a n Vancouver 49, $50 = IA
JOHN IRVING. Manager
The company reserves the right IN rhanv~ IN.
above schedule without notice
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~ RAILWAY.
March %, 1891.
DAILY.
Lv Seattle. Ar Seattle
For Snohomish, Arlington, t:00 pm 800 . M
Se1ro. Anacortes. FairhGven Sloan la.10 = =,
For North Bend, Gilman and
way .S:45 m $40 m
For Ballard. .S:x5 am
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY
Gilman and way..........-... 100 m 10 90 q m
Pe.ween Portland and Anacortcs, one train
daily each way.
Between Tacoma and Anacortss, two train.
daily each way.
through coach between Seattle and Blaine.
f W. DUNN, Superintendent
r. W. RUFF. General Passenger Agent
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PREAIEH TINE TABLE
BOUND soufK.
LEAvR xypYyw
xanccuver.... 500 m Bell Ray. $50 m
Bell Bay....,. $3.50 m nacorIes. i :Co . "a
Anscorles Ill rs m PIT. Townsend PAS "a
p Townsend. $3.50 nj Seattle. $50 ma
eesttie......... 500 M Tacoma. 500. 1000 M
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~ 1IToN E-NOTICE rs HERE
- 8 ne qualified electors Of the city 81
- reGistrntion books Of aid city are
ii. and p. m for the purpose q
It the coming special city eIecf10n "a
6au &, 4. D. 1921, and WIN remain
5f5dn1, April -. A. d. 1891. when they
4 ~ the purpose q orEAnixatfon and
Ga1oed until after the s6td special city
=. ". MILLER, City CLERK.
6fxn 4, a. y. 1891.
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CEATTLE. KIRKLAND. HoUGHroN AND
- Yarrow Ferry.
On and after February l. 1891 steamer Edith n
viii leave her dock north of jackson street cable
power house, Lake Washington, for Kirklaud.
Roushton and Yarrow daily.
Leave cable house. Leave Kirkland
At 6:46 q. m. At 7:YO M
At 0:0O q m At 9:45 q m
At HOO q m. At l1:45 a M
At 100 .. m. At I:45 - nj
At 500 D. m. At S:46 n m
At 500 p m. At 6:l6 3 M
Parties Intending to return by O'Clock ncrnsne
boat can secure berth and meals BY applying 70 tho
purseI on the steamer.
C. +. KRAFT Master
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EOR sALE-NINE-ROoMED HOUSE IN
good repair; corner lot: finely Inn proved: good
stabifng. hot and cold water; six seven minutes
ITO m Occidental square by csr, about twelve
ininutes walk: Will be sold on terms to suit pur-
Chaser: small amount In cash. balance at 5 per
cent interest for three years; reason for selling
owner going abroad Address g. r. F., box 316,
Seattle.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25
SOUTHERN "ARISTOCRACY."
n Popular Superstition Pricl<ed - Rich
Planters of Fleb-ian Origin.

n Popular Superstition Tric<ed - Rich
Planters of Pleb~ian Origin.
II Is the favorite theory of political
writers that there was in 1860 distinct
difference between northern and
southern character, arising out of the
fact that the dominant element in the
north has descended from the Puritan.
and in the south was descended from
the Cavalier. 1t is now established
that no such difference of origin can
be proven The Nirginian and the
Maryland planters, the New Jersey
Quakers and the Connecticut and Mass
achusetts settlers sprang from the
same class in England The elements
at the time of their foundation were
the intelligent yeemanry and small
land owners. The aristocracy of which
the south boasted so much was not de-
scended from the younger or the older
sons of Englishmen of rank; it was
made up of the sons and grandsons and
preat-grandsons of those planters who
We're the first by their Shire wdncss and
energy to acquire large landed estates.
The climate had brought about some
changes, and in the south there had
been developed class of small land
owners, the so-called poor whites, who
had but little improved during the
century previous to the civil war. The
original bases of the white population
were, however, the same. bert
Bushnell Hart, in New England Mag
azine
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I-nclc 50. q CnmncnIltnr.

\ dozen mon who wcrc IN the p.
OF loaiinE away their Sundays on
Of the old Pcnobscot meeting h.
while their wives attended sci-vsae.ff ...
gathered bv an enthusiastic young r
tor into the Sundays They u.r
called thc horse sh2l class," aua
mcm bcrs Of the school were more 81.
ular IN attendance or original in
spoase. oac day the lesson was upa
the death Of Moses and th3 tcacl
having located "Ncbo's lonely mo
tam uPoa his map asked the mean
OF '-Ncbo. 30 d3ubt having IN IA
ihe tut@lar deity IN honor of whom
BaDylonIsu airn -lI .c, bore sucn roo lI-
names as &cDuehldnczzar, EcDuzar-
dan. etc.
What do you say. Uncle Si"''
-Wa-al. alswersl tho old man sol
cmniy. I've hcared that tacm a..
names all has mcanin's, an I rec
its 50 + q body only jest studies in
EN-. Now. this here, 10 me. IL palmer
two tunes two. ! calc4atc Moses calle
IL %cbo because the mountain WIS
Ilar-tcr s:ccD il made his knees bow
get 10 the top of IT, I've clum b
right here in Maize time n time az
as you would call Ncbo an not feel
f you's sWcIrin'. neither. Mars
steep. lew wiston Journal
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25

\ certain set of philosophers. in
capable Of feeling affection for any
ORG Tut themselves, have delighted in
succrinG at love and narr-agc and
have argued that bacheiorbcoi Is tn
only conservative state. Their theory
is moi Eornc out by the statistics ol
married and single life in modern
times. 500 far, 1T least. as the masculine
gender is Concerned. II longevity is
desirable, then II is be,ter that we
shOui iaarry than remain bachelors;
Tor. IL appears. that az every acre. from
twenty 10 cight-ilvc. the death rate OF
the benedict Is very much smaller
than that Of their minated brethren.
GenticIncn who prefer a short life and
merry one 20 { prolonged lease OF
matrimonial placidty. win probably
agree ia opinion with the cynical phi
losophcrs. - Farm and Firesido.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25
The Runana .nnnIr

1t is not without good reason that the
banana has become SO popular in recent
years For it is said TO possess IN itself
all the essentials To the sustenancc OF
life for both man and beast. 1t belongs
to the lily family. and is a developed
tropical lily, from which by ages of cul-
tivation the seeds have been eliminated
and the fruit for which il is cultivated
greatly expanded. In relation 10 the
bearing qualities of this fruit. uum-
boldt, who early saw the wonders OF
the plants. said that the ground that
would grow 99pounds of potatoes would
ROW 33 pounds of wheat. but that tho
same ground would grow 1000 pounds
Of bananas consequently 10 that
Of wheat is l3S TO and to that of pota-
toes - tc1
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a QUEER BUSINESS.
An English, woman who sold Birch 10 IS
for Eoys-

for Eoys-
A great English editor. Mr. Henry La
bouchere. tells of an advertisement that
appeared recently in one of the London
papers, which read as follows:
DlRCH RODS-Sm.ll and handy Is. by post.
ID well packed IDA WESTON care OF Mrs
Tayler. Hawthorn terrace, Canterbury
This was such 4 strange advertise
inent. says Harper's Young People. that
Mr. Labouchere thought he would in
quire into il. and so he sent to Miss
Weston note requesting her To send
him a birch rod as advertised. and en-
closing the necessary shilling. Shortly
the rod arrived. and with it a note from
Miss Weston to this effect:
Miss Weston incloSes one rod here
with. II must be steeped in water To
restore its suppleness- and the handle
may be wrapped in ribbon Miss Wes-
ton advertises at 4 loss, but with view
to restore the rod and reform the pres
ent .untamed race of English boys and
girls"
just think of it, Making a regular
business of selling birch rods to make
boys better. How would the boys of
this country like that. and would they
agree with my informant that this lady
isengagcd in a great and glorious work?
am afraid not. and am further not
afraid TO say that the modern boys who
stand in need of the rod are like angels
visits, few and far between.
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sixty Years In siberia.

y Napoleonic veteran has lately re-
turned to 81. Petersburg from Siberia.
This old gentleman. who il Pole by
birth and native of wilma. is named
AmitSetzlly. and has attained the age
OF one hundred and three. He was Ma
poleon 5 adiutant, took part in his
world-famcd expedition to Russia, and
was decorated 10y the emperor with the
Legion of Honor at the battle of Wa
gram. He was taken prisoner at Ber-
esina. and, receiving a pardon from the
Car, remained for a time in the Rus
sian service. But, for having taken
part in the Polish rising of 1852. he was
condemned to twenty years imprison-
ment in the mines of Siberia. On the
termination of his sentence he was frc
TO quit Siberia, but he has been fort
years in taking advantage of his per-
mission.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25

Once Californian always a Cal
forrian. The uld-timcrs who go nyva,
TO foreign parts generally return.
.,1n ! ranciscoan who has been sup
Pc.cd % lc making cords al money n
London got back recently u Kcarney
,trcct and had 10 submit % the usual
iatcTuaEutiOus.
Didn't Like it on the other side,
ch."
''Ch, yes, liked Il fine"
Nice place 20 iive:'
Elegant, grand, magnificent, Gods
own country
i ysondcr Why he didn't stop over
ihcrc if IL is 20 GEc, remarked one OF
TIC crowd after the returned exile had
left
"Hc ezplained that very satisfactor-
ly. ] thought"
-How's that?~
WHY. Lc stated IL was heaven and
that's too high altogether for the aver
a-c san lr@ncieco roundcr. san
iran cisco Chronicle.
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seem 10 he s-noIdering and slnl1m2
toward extinction. though in some
eases they occasionally Hare mp with
furious outbu-sts. as though struggling
arainst impenli1g fate. But hy Tar
the greatest number of the stars ap-
pear to b. less cffcctuaily LlaalIetod
with absorbing vapOrs than the srIi Is
Sirius. for instance, the brightest Sta
visible TO Us, and Vega, one Of u
most brilliant ornaments Of the nic
summer evenings. shine with Il splc.i
dor and intensity Of radiation far e;'
cecding the suns, independently OF th
Greatest SIX. Sirius. for il itancc d.
pours out seventy or eighty hncs
lnuch light a the sun, although recen'
estimates Of its mass show tuat II
pcrhap5 not more than four tines .
heavy. The intensity Of Sirus radil
ton must then be many times great
than that of the sun, IL consequence
the absence of an absOrptiyc atno-
rherc capable of stopping a lar
share of its rays Life bearing plan
could not possibly circulate aroU
Sirius at distances proportioDato totA
earth's dista nee from the sun; ana
the curtain that screens OF fro.n a.
the full fury Of the solar light and he;'
were withdrawn the life of the SUI
smittcn globe might all vanish arnil
tho vapors of its stcaming seas.
The spcctroscopc shows that thc
glowing atmospneres Of some OF IL
stars occasionally flame up 10 an j
tcnsity exceeding that of the Bc
globes within them. That kind Of
-s.eel-4ent n..I1Fses4in = TO tllG--znn Al-oUId Z
very awkward for rs poor rrICrtsfts,-4--
the consoling fact remains that
stars which exhibit this uncomforta
peculiaritv evi dently lelong in a c
fercnt class fr ON that IN which o.
great star at present sta nds. lct L
ccasing change, often in ace ordaf
with laws which we do not undcrstal
IS the order Of the universe: and
laying for our god Of day and Of d..
IN orb that we know is subject
varying moods. we must not be
certain that the ultima u fate of N
kind, a, some people have concluded
to be frozen to death on al ice env
opcd and sun-Iba ndoEcd globe.
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/" "GOOD-8Y I"

They part upon the crowded street,
And part ana part; Eith tircless feet
They stand and stand. their agile tongues
Propelled by potent. active lungs.
They kiss. they part; they backward HE
To kiss and part and say: -Good-by:''
well. EOod-by." '-C:oOd-byt-' Good BY -
well, sood-by-'
The engine puffs the whistle blows,
Aud TO and fro the trucllman goes.
AT ".AIl aboard the travIcrs rush,
Except the two that ever gush.
And kiss and part and kiss and cry
Above all other roars: -TsOod-by,''
.'WelI, good by - oh by. - Good by -
Wen. good-by,-'
With cultured pitch or common bawl,
AZ churcs, or market. hut or hail
At feast or fuIs-rai still are heard
The pair who speak oac Iaorc last word.
And start aud wait ana afnp-ify
Their parting with a Wei, gpod by
We'll, good-by--' -sioOd-hy," Good 10y, -
''Nen, sOOd-by."
And oh. when night comes drooping down
With gentle toach 10 hush the town,
There's get no respite; Tor below
Percl.aacc 'Iis Bridget and her beau.
or dainty Kate and Eers. who si-h
To part and wait and say: 'Good-by.-'
We'll gooJl-by.-' -tiood-by,'' Good by
well good-by.''
-EImira Gazette.
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A Weeks Work.

According to the Iron and Coal
Trades Journal, statistician has cal
culated that Il weeks work in BirIning-
ham, Eng, comprises, among its vari-
Gus results, the fabrication of $4,000, OOc
pens, 6.O0O bedsteads, 1000 guns. 300,-
3OO. 900 cut nails, 1000. 900 buttons. 200
<addles, 100000 copper or bronze
coins. 200 specta cles, six tons of
Dapier-mache wares. over ESQ, 900 worth
Of jewelry, 1000 miles of iron and steel
wire. ten tons of pins, five tons of hall
pins and hooks and eyes. 1900 gross
of screws for wood work, 500 tons of
nuts and screw bolts and
spikes, 30 tons of wrought-iron
hinges. $50 miles length of wax
for vestas, 20 tons of refined metal, 10
tons of German silver. 1000 dozen OF
tenders, $500 bellows. 500 tons of brass
aud copper wares, to say nothing of the
myriad other articles, such as piano
fortes. cylinder castings, perambu-
iators. wheels. aXles, safes. locks, etc.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25

Au underground lake has been dis
covered three mileG from GGncssee
Idaho. IL was found lg q well-digger
" depth of sixteen feet elesr, pm
t'.c water ran out over the aurfacc
lime then settled back TO the cart
cl. The most curious part # IL. So.
.la Boise 80 tesman, Is that fish vcrl
.ought - hc surface on the orcrilot
They have Il peculiar appearances an
arc sightlcsg. indicating that they are
underground iiSh. The spring has at
traetcd much attention aud nany farm
err IN the vicinity fear that their farms
win drop into the Lake
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25

The Pclis models have formed "a
trade union, and have begun an ag-
;gressivc movement. They do not ask
for an increase in wages or a reduction
of hours of work. but they desire 70
drive ont the Italian models The
It-lioas are handsomcr than the
french and command the cream Of TIC
business. Tbs French models fortily
thoir case with the assertion that tt-
Italian models are really pou,a ~
spies Painter, they say. often Give
thc visits Of military friends who talk
1pcrly with thtIa- ard the model. pre-
lending 10 DE half asleep. reports these
icsuitory conversations IL bis or her
government.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1891-12-25
THE USHER.

Who meets the people AZ the door
And seats them where there's room for more
With gallantry and vervc galores
The usher
Who. with discrimination true.
S'ats well-dressed strangers in pew
Well down the center in full view:
The usher.
Who. with like dlscernment knows
The poorer strangers by their clothes
And pus them in the rearmost rowss
The usher.
Who, when he thinks the air is cIose
VIII open windows and expose
Us TO the draught that through them blows.
The usher.
Who then. with much conspicuous car.
VIII close the windows mid the stare
OF ali the congregation there's
The usher.
Who Is the center OF all eyes
But yet 10 act unconscious tries
And wears the latest thing in ties.
The usher.
Who is II that the girls all know.
For whom they oft prcfcrment show
Add long TO have him for their beau.
The usher.
Who in all doings has a share:
Whom could the ladies never spare
Who sells the tickets at the fair:
The usher.
Who though with follies now beset
These aff"ctations will forget
And make n right good fellow yeti
The usher.
Inter Ocean.
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DID NOT mATERiALlZE

In ny caIlovcr days believed
IN nEaatoIl. II spooll and IN wrath
Jilso "a crcGnloaS youth rccciyai
Superstition as part Of I-y iaita-
w5ull wander - graveyard 20 night
Ana W. eull Ail p. uol.llr da1utcA
In rooras Ihat 1gcrs Laultcd.
But Of soccyera nc 'cr caught . sight.
For thcy ncv r llaterillizcd
No they ncvcr IlatcIlli4z9d.
Again anl "a sa!4 hay sought the,n in vain
AaI tIcy ncglr I-Isltcrla- I'd
whca = wisdom and age / attained
cou-tci "a Ia..i ten OF 4" -lth,
Her fsihe- Ily oI 2 "a tiaiael
Anl W. plaan 5a a uc r-arricd by stealth
To the pa- -u-l's s1ie promised 10 70
Ana he. arl NJ a .orc-
Arrived IA 'ra b 70 &c icr
15CL her Led mess plU1aed "a in woe
For Sic di ln't I-at cri.- .izc,
10. 8ae didn't matcgi1iiza.
Though 1 waited ali day il 3 canlaent way
She didn't natcrl-lizc-
Speculation mex: entered ny brain.
And Ia ;.....t OF tie ways OF the street
Whcrc It's easy a fJrtUrc 10 gain
In wafer. ~ Cas or in wheat
SO I turned al I-Iy wealth into gold,
Ana the very Last .iUc1y
Went into the blc.lct
Bat the fortune I'll never DsloiI.
For 'twi.l newer Ila- -crialize
No. twin never la.t riatzr.
spend
Twill never rnatcriaIizc-
Then went 10 . town IT, the west,
For my gcui IS ] tl0u Ill needed room,
And ! bought u e a lot tti-c ii-c rest
OF the boomers awaiting a boom.
And l stayed thc=s a. year a-d q day,
For the boom Uo awaited
- Was s.ll.ls-;-r rzlsst lsst-l--- a &C.
or somehow got lost on 1bc way;
For 70 dida't ID lt-ri@ 10,
No. il diuu't IL lcI4Glizc-
And the trumpet or doom cant cnlivcn tha
Tor Twill never raatcriaii7s
nov haze gray hair Or So
And some brain unite t3o. thai is grry.
And I've found t4cT.-I --I l-isl1l below
Like cNpcrielc. iri-.-, a. I..ay.
On, the visions of G. .ilLlOoI are vaiD
And a5 we g-oE oiGS-.
With hcsIt- littl colder
We arc Grc..r.i..s 81 c-st.rs IN Spain:
But 1hc- rcy, f-... tCrl-ltze.
No. tIcy never I-l.-i-r. l-Izo-
II we don't win our lGcis D. goOd iadgIa o.
anu pluck
Il viii Dcgc- UGtcriaisZr-
-Georrc Horton. ii Chicago Herald