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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

6rauen besreiicn sclu06nlid idner.
Gie iiuO idariiinnig. Gle tub lcb6ait,
unb troeSent mar Go cincm Maule pors
bebaltcn, bic ein3ise 0teoiSin fir Die
ibrem @edtedte eisenen Sranf6sitea gu
entoedcn.
Dieter Maun iour Or. Yierce.
Die Gutocduns mar iein n6aoOrits
Participation" = Die @a6e fir carte
Urnuen.
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6uBe bereits int @rabe4, in Citizen
teiSenS = miBoeritanoen = 10 lan9e
Oir Elm 6eilmittel an Sic SanO seseben,
bas fem Experiment iein iol, iOnOerit
bas nutcr Scr @arantie p.rtauft mirS,
iuenn gu bid in irsenO elmer @eiic nit
Osmislben euttauidt figten ulasit, ou
ffsts, io6alO DIT bid ol bic 9erltcller
beiielben weaoeit, oein 9e(o 5uriifer4als
ten pirit ?
Sir tOunsa Jest saunl uus cine 6rau
bentell, Die feiuen Seriu6 oamit MAIDEN
miro. MOglider,ueiie finoet iid bod
nod cine Oocr sic onocre, ie0Od mir be-
i~iueifeln dud oies.
5raucm iinO rcif Oafar. Sic miien
e. baben. Dcnte 'an cine greicription,
ouf welde Ncun aus s3cbn bereits mat
ten. grinsc aud i4ncn Ole 0cui9teit!
Der uripranslidle @is Oes saitriideu
&opfmebs bcfinOct fid) nid)t in Gebirn.
8esulire ben @easca uuO Ou uirit Oaa
2opipsb e%uriren, Or. 8ierce'S gcaeta
inb bic flrinen S~fe9udatOren.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

Day- Sn unter3eug, 6emben, Solicit.
teartitel finbet man nirgenoDo befsre
Nustpabl als Bel g ancDat 6 So n.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

sar 2aBt gu6 bel pancoaf &
Sobn einen Iu3ug MAIDEN; Sbr tper'
bet 5ufrieben iein. !
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

s@- 9ie 1eueften TiI3., StrObs,
Dunlap., Gnor. unb GtetfoIs9t BET
9ancoaf & Sobn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28
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8afbinston bsinbet fb gesenmdrtis
bic Summe bon $258. 900. 600 in ben
2a1en Der gunbes > &esieruug, iobaB
alto Die bemoeratiI9en 9eficitsp ropbes
ten ~borldufig penig Slid In @e3ug auf
bic @rfiQung ibrer Weisfagungen bae
ben btirften. 8or benz /. Sult f6unte
R@ bas i~iberbaupt niGt herausfellen, ba
baum erft bic meiten ber bonn leBter
gongreB gema9ten 8emiGigungen aus.
au3ablen finb. @orIdufs mar bic
gr6Bte Gor6erung, bic an ben 8unbes.
faaB sefiellt tDutbe, bic &idaablung
Der birecten Steuern. DaB f@ ON
gnbe bes Iaufenben G%isealiabres ein
betrd9tli@er Nnsfaa on 3cQ @ianab.
men berausRelen tper6e, lit ni1ts
ueberrai6enbes, ionbern bic natarli9e
6olse Der McRinIeb Bill uno 6as Bee
abfdtigte Refultat Der republifanii@en
Sarif Reform gum 3rede Der 8ermins
oernng beg SURPLUS In Der Bunbess
GaEe. MuBer3em barf man bel benz
9inweis aEf bic ~geringeren Befdnbe in
ben 2afien bet Bnnoess& egieruug au9
ui@t bergefeu, baB In ben 3uei Sabren,
100, aoah o9 3D. s o.. mapns
=, 'S $500 Z 600 sasaa'
fault uub eingel6Ft norben fnb. Bes
radf6ti9t man Bios, mas bur6 biefe
EiuIXluu0 hem ufnerifJnigdhen WnIfe
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@s~;xt "a s's pO.
Ssr mer gteotsn ;
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ais m Sabre 1890. Bon ber
OFtnite bis 81 ben Jelfengebirgen giebt
es iebt iberbaupt nur nod DerbdltniB.
mdBig tu.nig uHbeRebeltes 2anb. unter
surbefieoelt4 betfebt porter ale 2ans
,mnhysr o,,s ~ S~ncSyosrss S ;fe sSfogan
Nsr Gsrsns .Ms,;%t ,s;at ms na.sns
iebt gan3 befiebelt 1T unb oaB bas
unbefebelte 9real In Nebrasta isbt
taum ben oritten Sbei! bon benz
@ebiete ausma1t, 6as boz 10
SabreR nod unbsfie6elt mar. @as
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fls. 8eri@t nod, 6aB elm SbeiI bes
Gtaotes, Der 1880 nod duBerH ip1rii9
befeoelt mar, iebt Der auerpoltrei9fe
1T - uGmIi1 Norb Ieras. Ser Elm,
aige Gtaat bet Union, Der In Be3ug auf
feline BeRebelung einen Stiufanb aufs
3u!ueiIen bate, mar Mbaba, uu0 baB
bier nur Elm Slillfanb unb tein Rid.
ganq au Dersei6nen mar, III aud uur
BEN umFan6e au3ul@reiben, boB lid
9eb6lterung ReDabas, bic borber bi6t
EleMl ga!, 0a az cle Slele peg gerg,
oans lee1 5umelF DIE SaHoD'fl9l@ap
0etIeleH tE.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

eGeseB @erbeaiAuerseso 9
JtyImore Dubuque Gq., Sa.. Gept,se Z.
Sri. Q. syinniann sjnreibt: Meine Mfntter uIA
G$tpeftsr uebnei poItor @6nig's 9lerpea.Gtarfsr &C:
peH genraIgi6 nit beitent GrfuIge ,nHo ttRb osspalo oea
Sobss bon fAy hieles Wsttiel. -
Saifen0 Saif DafirI
Jloriiant Wso.. SLOT. 'ss.
geetme sSrat no1rt apei TIaiHen R6nigssgsernens
&t6rfer QeQey Nadeuf@uter3eI, on felbeH ne loon Is
gnhre lana Iitt, bic in Iebtsr 8eit 10 beftig tuaren. bab
lem SttbeTunQsmitteI etfpa8 bali, 10 bob ne t~1itlIter
fooelang ni9t aus benz Bette fonnte, felt fe nber ben
HernensStGrter rabrn lift iie BON alien S9i1er5eu bes
frest nnb bot bieien CONNER bic i9fperiten Jelbdrbeiten
aetbon. g8ir ftnb bssbaIb iebr ~3ufrebet lnh tbnneI
nit gntert Getpiiea bic MlebiStr ernpfebletI. BIS Sus
Gtuhbe beftnhet f1 rlefEe Grau gan3 ppba lnn iagen
8. M. Rir9mer.
@ SoS Hkb fit 9ternenIeibenbe ipfr0 cSebeua, Asr
p nerlGn9t fret 5~u9eienbt, uno Mrrnett aud biz M.s
fsdtn unifrnft geliefert.
@iefe Wtebi5in iuuros felt aebn Sabren bon Paitot
9!bnis Ia 6ert maDue. Suo.. ~anbereitet uHb Jest anter
isiHer agpetinag bon her
K5nis Mle6icine Co.,
SO @efs @aabtfca Ctr. Gbteaap, an.
grsts si.oo per Ssatas. ie3s fhr.......s5.O0.
@reis 81 90 per Glafde, 8 Glal@en $500.
Bum 8erfauf in San antoniO Bel @boIpb
DreiB, 80. II, 10 an0 q alamo Stra6e.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

lin einen perFau6ten Gab gu turirsu, piHen mir teih
beNeres Mtttel ais cine GlaIne 9alpetion Del: ieher
apotbeter ptrb bir NIT @ersnhsen Ell 6laf4s fur nur
Is Gents r~ertaufen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

uafern $500 S6ub fhbren mir fell
8 Sabrsn unb garantiren iebes paar,
Nu9 1T BEL uns d1es In 9amene, Ser.
REM, &naben= unb Mdb9en @6ubeu
au fHoen.
CINDERELLA G@wb 'StGre.
gde Oh !9%oufOnfraBe unb &penut C,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1891-04-28

Die europdii@en &esierungen baben
offenbar elm bieI feineres 9~erfdnbniB
fir bic 8ebeutuna ber neuen BIaine's
f@en 6anbels' pOlitif, als unsere bemo.
tratii9en Wortfabrer auf bet 9ribiine
unb In Der preKe, uel6e fOrtpdbrerh
an ben 6anbeIsberirdgen 8laines herum
1breeIn urb beHen berIeIbe einfa9 gar
3i6ts reGt MAIDEN tam.
1eionberes AufTebsn i@siut brtben
bic &ebe gema9t 3u baben, tueI9e prd'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12
THE DISCOVERY OF THE COLUMBIA
RIVER.
February, 1891.

The attention of the public of
Washington State, and indeed of
all the Northwest of the Union, is
called by the Hon. Jas. G. Swan
to the approach of the one-hun-
dredth anniversary of an event
which has proved of vast import
ance to the westward extension of
the States, and, with the acquisition
OF California, has helped to COM
plete the magnificent Pacific sea
board of which Americans are
justly proud. This event was the
discovery of the Columbia River
on May 11th, 1892, by Capt. Gray
of Boston in the American ship
Columbia of the same port.
Mr.. or Judge Swan, who is Ha-
waiian Consul at Port Townsend,
in long and most interesting con-
tribution to the Seattle Post-Intel-
ligencer gives the history of
two North Pacific cruises of
Capt. Gray, in the first of
which he carried the Amer
lean flag round the world for the
first time, having sailed from Boston
by Cape Horn for the NV. coast,
and thence to Canton, calling at the
Sandwich Islands for refreshments
and provisions. From Canton,
where Capt. Gray sold his furs and
purchased with the proceeds a
cargo of tea, the Columbia returned
to Boston by way of the Cape of
Good Hope, thus completing the
circumnavigation of the globe.
This priority of discovery of
Gray's harbor, which, however, be
named Bullfnch's, after the chief
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12
WHY IS IT?

That an engineer, running perhaps
only a donkey engine, will constantly
have his oil can in reach, and apply it
to all parts OF his engine freely; and
man owning a watch that costs him
great deal Of money will let it run for
years without particle OF oil. Why
is it?
On the one hand heavy, clumsy
piece Of machinery; on the other, del
icate piece of machinery, a great many
times more valuable; and yet less at
tention paid the latter than the first.
True, you cannot take an oil can and
fill your watch with oil, that would be
worse than none at all, but you can take
it to skillful man and have it done for
you.
Remember that even the comparative
ly simple process of cleaning watch
should be done by SKILLED workman,
or more harm than good may result
therefrom
The annoyance of finding it necessary
to send your watch abroad for repairs
has entirely been done away with.
Your time-piece, no matter how valu-
able, nor in what cond on it may be,
can be repaired at home, and in such
manner that it will be pleasure to
you.
My watch repairing department is
now SO perfect and in position to do
the most intricate work to your entire
satisfaction, and at no greater expense
than the same would be charged for
in the United States. Ii your time
piece is beyond repair, you will be told
so, and put to no expense in having
it overlooked.
H. F. WICHMAN,
26S1 Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

A London dispatch says; Count
ess Russell has filed suit in the
divorce court as a redress for cruel
ty. The young Earl's amusements
included the discharging of fire.
arms at the footboard of the we'd
ding couch. He complains bitterly
of too much mother-ln-law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

OPINION OF THE COURT BY BECKER
TON. ].
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12
Bp antburltn,
FOREIGN OFFICE NOTICE.
FOREIGN OFFICE, |
HONoLULU, Feb. 8. 1891. (

GEORGE r. CARTER. Esq, has been
appointed Hawaiian Consul at Seattle,
State of Washington, United States of
America.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

Brain workers, and all who have to
stand the severe mental strain conse-
quent on intellectual employment, find
Clements Tonic invaluable. HoL-
LISTER Il Co. are the Agents for the
Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12
NOTICE.

THE KAPIOLANI MATERNITY
u Home has two rooms to accommodate
paying patients. Ladies of moderate
means who wish to secure home on rea-
sonable terms before or during the time
of confinement, where the best of food,
attendance, nursing and medical skill will
be provided, will please apply at the Home
to Mrs. Miller the Matron, who will attend
to admittance, give terms or any other in
formation required.
Honolulu, Oct. 4, 1890. S4-3m
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12
Nrp EMBELLISHMENTS.
LOST.

GOLD ENAMELED X. OF P. WATCH
~ Charm vicinity of Beretania and Alapai
streets, on Sunday afternoon last. Finder
return to Pantheon Stables and receive a
suitable reward. 26S5-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

Monsir. PETRUS JOHANNES BOUW-
MAN has been appointed Hawaiian
Consul at Dordrecht, Holland, vice ]. F.
van der Made, deceased.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

Monsr. FREDERIC AUGUSTA BONET
has been appointed Hawaiian Consul at
Papeete, Tahiti, vice J. T. Cognet, re-
signed. 2685-2t 1921
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

BY virtue OF the authority in me
vested by the Constitution and the
statutes of this Kingdom, and deeming
it essential to the promotion of justice,
do hereby order that the regular term OF
the Fourth Judicial Circuit to be held at
Nawiliwili, Island of Kauai, on the first
Tuesday of February, 1891, is hereby
postponed until WEDNESDAY, March
4, 1891, at 9 o'clock A. NJ.
Witness my hand and the seal
of the Supreme Court at Homo
(L.s.l lulu, this 31st day of January,
A. d. 1891.
A. F. JUDD,
Chief Justice Supreme Court.
Attest:
HENRY SMITH,
Clerk Supreme Court.
2679-2w
DEPARTMENT OF FINANCE,
Honolulu, III. l., Jan. %, 1915
Notice is hereby given that all material,
etc., required for the Funeral Ceremonies
of His late Majesty Kalakaua is only to be
furnished on acquisitions signed by the
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
GODFREY BROWN,
2675-3w Minister of Finance.
From and after this date all warrants
and other processes of all the Courts of
this Kingdom must be in the name of
"LILIUOKALANI, by the Grace of God
of the Hawaiian Islands, Queen"
By the Court,
HENRY SMITH,
Clerk Supreme Court.
Aliiolani Hale, Jan. %, 1891. 2677-1m
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

MARIA GoMAz DA SILVA VS.. JOAQUIN
GoMAz DA SILVA
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

ON APPEAL FROM MIR. JUSTICE M'cULLY.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

JUDD, C. j., M'cULLY, BIcKERToN AND
DOLE, J. j.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1891-02-12

PETITION FOR SEPARATION.
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Election of Officers.

THE FOLLOWING PERSONS WERE
L elected as officers and directors of q.
Brewer 81 Co., Id. at the annual meeting
OF the Company held this Gay, for the cur
rent year:
z. e. Jones President and Manager
j. y. Carter Treasurer and Secretary
W. - IhiiCh- a uUltOr
Hon. c. K. Bishop, Hon. H. Waterhouse
and S. G. Allen. Directors.
j. o. CARTER,
Secretary c. Brewer IL Co., Id.
Honolulu, Feb. 4, 1891. 26Sl-1m
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15

two weeks and she was getting young
and frisky again; that there were three
Of them on the horse killer before
the new plow arrived, but after une day
the Judge took one of them off, and she
had to caution the colt to make pre-
tend Of working hard or she feared they
would take him off too and make her
run the whole business herself. Shs
showed me her shoulder, which was still
tender from the pounding and side draft
of the pole on the "horee killer" and
said that it was raw two weeks ago, but
was healing up rapidly. She said two of
her sons had been ruined by the ssthorse
killer" the year before, and I found her
quietly wiping her eyes with bunch of
clover asshe related how their necks and
shoulders had been made as raw as beef
steak, and described the tortures they
suffered. She said the Judge had ordered
two moro Of the new plows and on their
arrival he was going tomake a bonfire of
the old sulkies, and never allow another
riding pillow on his place with pole in
it. This is our report, Mr. President, on
BROTHER SoRREL TOPS case"
THE PRESIDENT; Gentlemen, you
have heard Mr. GRANGER's report. The
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15

question before the house now is, shall
young SoRREL Tor be expelled for will
full falsehood? Those in favor will raise
their heads" Mot a head was raised.
'Those opposed will rise on their hind
legs" Every forefoot in the assembly
went into the air as hearty horse laugh
rang out on the night air. 'If there is
no other business before the meeting We
will now adjourn
BAY RICHARD, (rising): "bIr. Presi-
dent, there is some other business, which
in my opinion, demands immediate &C
ton on the part of the club. Mr.. GRAM
GER, did you learn the name of this new
pillow and its makers?'
Roam GRANGER: Eyes sir, it is called
the "SoLID COMFORT" made by the
Economist Plow Company, of South
Bend, Indiana, but to my mind it should
be changed to the ''soLID LUXURY
BAY RICHARD: "Sir, this club has one
duty to perform, and hope every mem
Der without a dissenting voice will en-
dorse the action which I propose. We
have all suffered tortures for years with
that device of infamy, the stiff tongued
sulky ploW. 1t makes my shoulders
ache to think Of it. Now sir, the day of
deliverance seems at hand. Our masters
surely will no longer infict needles pain
on US when the remedy is at their doors.
We would be ingrates if we allowed this
occasion to pass without expressing the
sense of gratitude we feel toward the
men who have so well deserved the name
of The Horses Friends in putting this
new plow on the market. Over your
chair, Mr.. President, hangs the shoe of
the founder of this club, who, in his dying
stall, bequeathed it to the club, to be
awarded by the members to the person
who performed some service to the horse
race. This is not pun, sir; please don't
laugh. Now, sir, I move the following
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
Pioneer Meat Market,
c. FLATNER, Proprietor.
Dealer In all kinds Of
Fresh, Dried and
Salt Meats,
SAUSAGE, FISH, &c.
Shop On Sixth Street.,
.sm -. ~ 1oRRIs, MIMI.

Fast Trains with Pullman VestibuIed
Drawing Room Sleepers, Dining Cars
and Coaches of latest design, between
Chicago and Milwaukee, and st. Paul,
and Minneapolis.
Fast Trains with Pullman Vestibuled
Drawing Room. Sleepers, Dining Cars
and Coaches of latest design, between
Chicago and Milwaukee and Ashland
and Duluth.
Through Pullman Vestibuled Draw
ing Room and Colonist Sleepers, vim
the Northern Pacific Railroad, be-
tween Chicago and Portland, Gre.
Convenient Trains to and from East
tern, Western, Northern, and Central
Wisconsin points affording unequalled
service to and from Waukesha, Fo1d
du lac, Oshkosh, Neenah, Menasha,
Chippewa Falls, Eau Claire, Hurley,
Wis, and Ironwood, and Bessemer.
Mich.
For tickets, sleeping car reservations,
time tables and other information, ap-
ply to Agents of the line or to Ticket
Agents anyw here in the United States
or Canada.
S. R. AlNSLEE, General Manager,
Milwaukee. Wis.
J. M. HANNAfORD, GenI Traffic Man'g'r,
~. Paul, MINI.
H. c. BARLOW, Traffic Manager,
Chicago, III.
LOUIS ECKSTEIN, Gen'I Pass. & Tiki. Agt
Chicago, III.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
Frank Wilcox has very fine horse,

Frank Wilcox has very fine horse,
said horse has very nervous temper
ament; our worthy pastor is a No. l
horseman. Now, with these few pre-
iminary remarks, we will try to prove
that man Tor woman, in this case,)
proposes and God disposes. 1t was
thusly: One day last week some of the
ladies of our village wanted some
peas. Mr.. Thorpe had the peas and
Mr.. Wilcox had the horse, so the
ladies got the elder to consent to drive
them, mo, that's not right,) the horse
for them down to the field where the
peas grew. The elder sat in the bug
gy while the ladies picked peas. The
flies and the horse could not agree;
the horse made up his mind to leave;
the elder and the ladies got left.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
Horses for Sale.

j. NJ. Sharp wishes to say to the
people of Stevens and Pope counties
that he has returned from Montana
with a drove of q medium weight
horses, weighing from 1000 to 1900
pounds, which he will sell at reason
able prices. These horses are from 3
to s years old; in color they are
standard, being mostly bays. Mr..
Sharp will make what is known as the
Bull farm his headquarters for time,
where he will be pleased to show his
stock to anyone wishing to purchase.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
HERE ME"EC

hearts farm; saw it last night. We
watched several nights for an open
gate; last night we found one, and
quietly slipped down the road to the
Judges pasture. There we found old
JANE (you all know her) quietly graz
ing inside the fence. Saluting her
across the fence, we told her our bust
ness. You ought to have seen her face
when she replied; it frightened up like
the silver buckles on my son Johns
carriage harness. She confirmed every
word of SORREL TOPS statement, and
you know there is no more truthful ami
NAL living; she is over twenty years old.
She said she and one of her sons had
been pulling the new pillow for the past
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
solution.

IeSoluGiOus
RESOLVED, 1st, That the thanks of this
club are hereby heartily rendered to the
Economist Plow Co. for it's humanitarian
production, the Solid Comfort Sulky.
ID. That the horse-pitality of this
club is hereby rendered to the members
of said company, it's statesmen andagents.
Sd. That as further evidence of our
good will, the valued relic of the club
(Bay Changers horse shoe) be at once
forwarded to the Economist Plow Co.,
by pony express, and that this club ex-
presses the hope that the proverbial
sgood luck of that emblem may always
remain with that company"
The resolutions were carried with
hurrah, and the club adjourned.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1891-07-15
A SAD ACCIDENT.
A North Dakota Minister, His Daughter,

A North Dakota Minister, His Daughter,
and Another Young Lady Drowned.
GRAND FORKS, N. D., Aug. 1S.-A
triple drowning accident occurred here
during the afternoon. A party of young
people went bathing in the Red Lake
river, near the city, Rev. w. G. Currie
accompanying them. Thre young ladies
got beyond their depth, and were carried
down the river by the undercurrent.
Mr.. Currie and his son attempted TO res
cue them, but Mr.. Currie, his daughter
Ruth, and Miss Dora Van Kirk, both
aged IS, were drowned. Young Currie
succeeded in regcuing the other young
lady. Rev. Cprrie leaves a wife and
two children. The bodies were recov-
cred two hours later near the scene Of
accident.
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tility that not even means enough to
buy a pedestal could be raised.
The committee appointed to investi
gate the question, Has a mule any
moral character?" reported that the
conclusion arrived at, was, that he
hadn't.
The special order for the evening,
and the event which called out the very
large and interested gathering, was the
report of the investigating committee,
appointed to examine into the case of
young SoRREL TOP, against whom
charges were made ofwillful falsehood,
Z crime punishable with expulsion.
This was now called for, and the chair
men, Roam GRANGER, took the floor.
His remarks, which were frequently
interrupted by applause, were as
follows:
:sMr. President: Your committee
through me, desire to say that they
have concluded the investigation
assigned them, and that the character
ofSORREL TOP energies from the ordeal
as white as your Honor's foretop. You
will remember, sir, the loud NEIGHs OF
dissent which greeted his announce
ment that he had discovered on a
neigboring farm Riding Pillow in sue
cessful operation WITHOUT a POLE!
These were his very Words-WITHoUT
A POLE! and the indignation and
astonishment which followed this las
we all thought thenl marvellous exhi-
bition of mendacity was a natural one,
and the action of the club in promptly
preferring charges against the sup
posed offender eminently proper. But,
sir, much as he astonished you and the
club, I shall still more astonish you by
saying that BROTHER SoRREL told the
truth. Yes, sir, the truth! Such a
prodigy exists; these eyes have beheld
it, The ploW is there on Judge Kind