The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1891-10-07

SulClGe last night Dy SWALLOWING q Da
Of hay.
THE hope that some men indulge in
the effect that to get your name in tt
paper is worth al Of life, should be di
missed.
THE GLOBE is doubtless the best papt
published in the world. We are NJ
speaking, however, Of this GLOBE. It
another GLOBE.
IT WAS BILDAD, the Shuhite, VIII
wanted to know if man dies will he lv
again. 1t is to be hoped not, BILDAD,
is to be hoped not.
THE WEEKLY GLOBE out again tc
morrow, filed with the choicest sort c
stuff. 1t is full of real stuff and tn
farmers are catching on.
The fringe on ones coat sleeve doe
not indicate that you are not enjoyin
good business, but it may also mean tina
your tailor is "ontO" you.
WE ARE now prepared to receive GU
winters supply of whale blubber on sub
scription. Those who have promised u
whale blubber will please tote it in.
Tie people who think that it is neces
sary to have long and able editorials ar,
OF their base. We would rather hav,
short unable editorials once in a while
H man who expects to get there Or
the fall trade, should drop in a small
but tempting advertisement. Otherwise
the man who expects will drop in the
soup.
The man who confidentially tells you
that his neighbor is a fraud has doubt
less told his neighbor that you are a
buncO steerer and cautioned him to be-
ware.
a DOZEN new subscribers during the
past two days shows that people are up
and alive to what is going on. THE
GLOBE news paperis a hummer, and that
ends it.
THE news, lacking confirmation that
a new hotel is soon to be erected, has
been denied by several people. See our
second or third edition for the latest par
t~iculars.
II would be a repetition of
NotH's flood, COLONEL Moan, just now
would have a hard time tt get a carpen-
ter to build his ark. We are glad that
the food is over.
IT MUST not be forgotten in all this
rush and worry that there is a belief
among some people that death ends all
including even the bills which they
owe their grocer.
IT WILL do no good to say that Thanks
giving day shouldn't be properly OBJ
served. There is no legislature in ses-
sion this winter and if that is not enough
to be thankful for, what is?
GHE Durham grocery clerk who told a
lady customer that the butter was fresh
because it had been unpacked this morn
ing, will be shipped to the worlds fair as
q bowling success as a greenist.
IT HAS been suggested that JOE CALD-
WE'LL who refuses to be governor, should
be made minister to Raleigh. Thew need
some ministers in Raleigh, but why spoil
a good editor to make a minister?
WE WRITE able and unable editorials.
The compositor who insisted that all our
Stuf was unable is now in agony at the
of the stairs. His friends will not
reach him before he goes "up yonder."
The flower show is coming on, and
COLONEL CAPTAIN Whitfield saws that
while it will not equal the flower show |
At the Baltimore rolling mills ~people
try TO come several miles to see it.
The idea of fning a man s25 for
a citizen is an absurdity that
we propose to keep before the people.
viii BoB ROGERS Or his attorney make
! confession and tell how the thing was
worked?
THOSE who expect to run for governor
year should to get on
he race track. There will be lots of
un, and it is said that since Hours
.peech has been lead none but statesmen
need apply.
HE fact that GROVER CLEVELAND is
father of a new girl baby does not
make him as big a man as GEORGE
WASHINGTON. COLONEL WAsHISGToS
t must be remembered, was the father
f his country.
WHEN JERRY SIMPSON has woman
ufrage and Polk has an unlimited
'sue of worthless money and PETER
cts some axle grease on his whiskers at
ne peoples expense, the world should
e gay and happy.