Telegram-herald., 1891-08-05

The favorite Tree trade humbug that
protection STILES foreign commerce
will now have to be laid away in in
noeuous disuetude.-Boston Journal.
II PETER can continue his present
rate OF speed there will be nothing left
Of him except his whiskers by the time
the Senate mects.-Eoehcster Demo-
crat.
In Kansas the corn fields begin to
wag their ears and the potatoes TO
wink their TAT eyes at PETER and his
dissolvirS party.-Cincinnati Times
Star.
IL caused turmoil in the composing
room OF the paper that printed
Growers speech intact. for the pro-
noun Il" was used 133 timcs.-Bos-
ton News
II he docs not like his position. II he
ycarns for obscerity, Mr.. Cleveland
has bat to say the word and his de-
sire will be granted him by grateful
people. Albany Journal
Es-President Cleveland Is said to be
a good sailor in spite OF his weight,
but he came near swamping his craft
when he tried to trim his canvass to
the silver Minneapolis Tri
bune.
Colonel Phoebe Cousins is at 1t again.
Tho Chicago Worlds Fair board will
yet be given ample cause TO rue the
day they ever went to sSt. Louis for a
lady commissioner.-Kan City
Times.
When your Uncle John Sherman
comes down off the roof" OF his new
barn this fall to take part in the CAM
paign the free silveritcs aud silly
Simpsons will get some useful and
truthfuf financial education.-Ohio
State journal.
General j. b. Weaver. OF Iowa, says
OF the Alliance movement. OF which he
is participant, that 1.-The pot is boil
ing from the bottom now" We
should Judge SO from the dregs like
Weaver. who are thereby thrown again
to the surface.--New York Press.
There is no man alive today who
has as much fun in store for him this
winter as the ex-speaker. The fun
will be with the unframed, unwieldly
and divided majority in the mex.
House. and no one can see him or
hear him without tasting little OF
the fun in anticipation.-Phil
Press.
Commandapt Manly. who was
bounced from the Soldiers Home with
lift ana dump, is beginning TO talk
mildly again after making the air for
time lurid with threats. II he IL as
manly as his name he should make
that board weary Of life in short order.
II he does not, people will shrewdly
conjecture that his bouncing was nccr
essary. and maybe II was.-Muske-
gon Chronicle.
Our Democratic friends are indulging
In good deal OF Growing over the as
sumption that they legislated for the
State $4,000 cheaper than the pre-
ceding Legislature. The statement is
really untrue; but II actually correct
1t might be well to wait unit! it Is
learned how much the State will pay
on account of detective and unconsti-
tutional legislation before striking q
final balance. Six months average
don't count much in two years
administration.--La Republican.
Tho highest and best product OF
civilization is the Sunday newspaper.
Not because 1t is Just what 1t should
be or what is to become. but because
IL is the most expressive evidence that
people OF "a high type OF culture"
have come to believe that the king
dom of man Is at hand and that the
world and ell it's days are for man.
And he said unto theme The Sab
bath was made for man, and not man
for the Sabbath II the Sunday ncws-
paper is more alluring than the SER
mon there is no reason for it. The
proper course for the pulpit Is to i'm
prove rather than to abuse the mag
nanifnous Sunday ncwspapcrs.-Mil
waukee Sentinel.