The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1891-06-11
nUMOR or THE DAY.

Ideas loaded with words are slow to
60 of .-- Washington STIR.
WISE medical men do not treat somnam-
bulism as pillow case --Bost0n Courier.
A jail-bird has no wings at ALL but he
gets there just the same.--DrakeS Baga-
eiae.
Luck IS a good thing to depend upon
II you have no desire to succeed Som
ersiLe Journal
Why is defeated candidate like the
sarthl Because he is fattened az the
polls. Teras SJtiags
Judge-"single or married. prison
er signs deeply.) oh, YES, see. Mar
ried. F2iegeade Bla6tter.
Emin Pasha has sent word from Z4nzi-
bar that he is about to go to Ujiji, place
famous for It's jays. --PhAadelphir Ledger.
1t is n curious fact that when one is
seized with consuming passion ones
appetite fails miserably. ST Joseph Neles.
4 Bismarck has had birthday and the
Emperor congratulated him by telegraph
on being alive --Nea0 orleans Picayuae.
There is one business industry that
has some snap to it even in bad times
the whip manufacture. -L2,oeH Courier.
If Islander did not hurt its victims
there, would be no particular pleasure in
it for the slanderer.- orleans Picdy-
uno.
Two Milwaukee dentists have dissolved
after partnership OF twenty three years.
They could not pull together any longer.
--Statesman.
First Farmer--''I suppose you heard
about the cyclone over here2" Second
Farmer-"Yes, we got wind of it,
Washiaqtos Post.
Reporter" What shall | head this
bargain-counter story!" Edtor-"Call
it 'An Hour in Woman's ParadiJe. =
NesO Yor6 Recorder.
The mar who "feels himself to be diff
ferent from other men" shouldn't always
brag about it. Dime museum freaks are
in the same fix. --Puct.
If you have anything to give, give it
to the "hail fellow, well met" II you
have anything to lend, lend it to some
body else. -Dollas Mes.
He's so afraid ne won't offend
so long as he confines
Himself 10 censure he'll pretend
To read between the lines.
Judge.
NIistress-"What would you do,
Bridget, if you could play the piano as
well as / CAMP Bridget-"S I'd go /
On learnin' until could play it dacently."
----U~''ssy'o VeoS@y.
"Why, JANET What in the world is
the matter with Fido2" "Hes got a
severe cold, dear. think must have
left his muzzle of too suddenly, you
know. London Judy.
EDO you mean by this" said he,
'that you wish me to cease calling
here" "Not at all, f" said She Papa
and mamma will always be glad to see
you. '-Harpsr's Basar.
Babies are so slow in learaing to talk
because they have to devote so much Of
their time and energy in trying to I'M
derstand what in the world it is their
mothers say SoBIsroalc Journal.
Son Jack, when young and wild of whim,
could not put CHECK on him;
Now, older grown he is more meek,
And begs me for a cheque a week.
Judge
"Your brother, the dentist, is very
slow aud torturing at pulling out teeth"
81 know he is, but you see he's rich
and only follows the business for the
pleasure 1t gives him. Fiieceade Blaet.
ter.
'I'd like to know why you hired a
young woman for q type writerl" de.
handed Mrs. Hilow of her husband.
$50 could have some one to dictate !
%, replied the unhappy man. Chicago
Ners.
There is no person IN the world so
as the man who has Just
lad his moustache shaved of, unless it
,e the woman who found out that her !
iress doesn't hang even.-BostOn Tran
eript.
(Which one Of us do you think the '
asked one Of the two pretty q
,irls. at is impossible for me to COM {
ARE you" said the diplomatic young
nan. "You are both incompatible. - f
Indianapolis Journal. /
Mamma" said a precceious young c
ter at the tea table the other evening, =
fter long and yearning gaze toward !
late OF doughnuts, Mamma, think :
could stand another one Of those fried :,
oles. "-Drato's Magazine. n
Mrs. de Kidd-"If sou want a name p
once graceful, aristocratic and UNIQUE s.
n your baby, WIS don't Won have it n
Authors are entitled to a n
N right on the titles Of their own b
orks. - MaHsys WesHy. Z
In Court "Have you anything to say 4
your defense, prisoneri" Nothing. =
our Honor, except that made mis- =
Ike in the number Of the house. I did T
1t At all intcad to break into that 81
'use. "-Fliegsais Biastier. II
~ hear that Mrs. Barlow Is dis,uting sc
II late husbands wiz "Whv. te
ought he left everything to her. - $50 g
did, but she never let the old man az
We his own way. It's matter of u
inciple with her. Wee Tors Sgs. -
All in the Family: sfYou can't do any -
siness with ne, said the new settler -
the village doctor. Il intend to be ~