The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-12-24
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

Carefully prepased, pleasant to the
De Wits Coughsnd Consumption euro
is a valuable remNay. Wilhite & Wilhite
: The mother ofs Kansas City baby
is II years old, its gkS pother SO, and
its great-grand -mothe, is sAVt 81. They
all reside in the same hpse.
= Somebody estimateAthatN costs on
an average about s4,oooN rsss -
till grown. This is rather Agn es
ly when we remember that sd e aoS
are not worth 81 cents doze1S M Y
Job is finished. x,nr
= What measures are you taFS&st !
stop that cough? Let us suggeAe. (
Wits Cough and Consumption Gu
is infallible. Wilhite & White.
-"See that fellowEover there
eyes" she has married fifty or sixt
women, and never lived with one of
them" "The wretch" "But it's his
business" "To marry so many women?"
Certainly. He's minister"
"Feller spoke disrespectfully of my
sister; said he bet she was croas-eyed,
and sailed in" "Is your sister crosa-,
eyed?" inquired the reporter. "Hain't
got no sister,. was the reply. ut was
the principle of the thing what I got
licked for"
1t isan established fact that De WitEs
Little Early Riser's have an enormous
sale, and why? Simply because they are
pleasant in taking and happy in results. A
pill for the multitude. White & White.
- As soon q. :, I'm L. Sullivan finishes
his present engagement he will try the
Kelley Cure for intemperance at Dwight,
III. Sullivan says he believes the liquor
habit is disease, and he is in earnest
about trying the new remedy.
- A little girl, very much excited,
rushed into the parlor, which was full of
company, and exclaimed: Mamma, just
think of il I" "Think of what, darling3"S
"Our cat has whole lot of twins, ana-I
dident even know she was married"
can honest pill is the noblest work
of the apothecary." De Wits Little ]
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. Wilhite d vii. :
hite.
"A Zulu prince, the youngest son OF
King Cetowa Tetowa, is an interesting
figure on the streets of St. Louis. The
prince is slatwart young man, weighing !
1SG pounds, with face of rich copper
hue and curly red hair. he is one of )
twenty one children, his father possess.
ing the grand luxury of forty wives. Z
- The, scheme of the reform admins 1
tration to raise the assessment of al
property to its selling price will fa II
heaviest on the landholders. The mi
whose land is now assessed at 81 and
an acre will feel the burden when the
price is raised to S12 or SIG. If 1'illman's
plan is carried out the tax on land and
work animals will be increased 80 to 60
per cent.-Carolina Spartan.
Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache. dyspepsia bad breath, constipation .
and biliousness. Wilhite & Wilhite.
A new method of boiling eggs,
without either fire or hot water, has been
invented by Frenchman. "In a little
iron vessel of some kind" reads the re-
cipe, "put your egg or eggs with small
piece of quicklime. By means of q stout
string lower this into the bottom Of q pitt
Two minutes later pull it up and you
will discover your eggs to be cooked to 8
turn"
- There is one French custom we
should like to see introduced into the
United States and become universal. In
France, when funeral passes, every man
raises his hat to salute it. The deceased
person may have been child, a pauper
or beggar; it is no matter, the cortege
is saluted by every man, whether he be
prince, millionaire or mendicant. 1t isa
good and lovely custom.
- Our experience covers many ills,
many pills and many bills. Our ills are
smaller, our pills are smaller and our billie
are smaller when we use De Wits Littls
Early Risers. Wilhite & Wilhite.
"A horse in the Boston police depart
ment is getting up reputation for hos
pitality. When one of the officers leaves
his horse in the same stable and fastens
him near by, the other horse picks up
hay and forces il through the iron graf
ing of his stall for his guest to eat. He
began to show his hospitality about
wear ago, and has continued it twice
day ever since.
A man, while fishing, suddenly fell
into the water. A fellow fisherman
of benevolent aspect promptly helped
him out, laid him on his back and then
began TO scratch his head in a puzzled
way. "What's the matter?" asked the
bystanders. "Why don't you revive
him?" "There are sixteen rules to re-
vive drowned persons" said the benevo-
lent man, "and l know 'em all; but can't
call to mind which comes first" At this
point the rescued man opened his eyes
and said family: SIS there anything
about giving brandy in the rules ~
eyes" Then never mind the other ff.
teen."
A citizen of Beaver, Pa, suing for
divorce, brings against his wife the
charge Of having thrown dish Of fried
eggs at him. Surely the man must be
unreasonable. How does he like to have
hia eggs when they are thrown at him?
The usual missile form OF eggs must be
distinctly more severe tA2 are fried
eggs. OF course he may not like to have
eggs in tbs. shape thrown at him. 1rSs|
people share in that aversion. A woman
who fires fried eggs at her husband is