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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
p,o,h in u Hoe-down.

r orr funniest adventures hap
90 at Lees Landing, in Virginia,
n'U ,he Charleston News. The i'm
T. ~ theater was n tobacco ware
FoylSoun was crowded by the planters
suSc, , %" around. We had arranged
Pr '"' thr weekly steamer that was to
tAhG NIGHT, and between the acts
'i" ,t going on for the trial scene,
IRE JUS" ,rn heard whistle, AND the
pen rome in to say that the steamer
I" arrrivrd and would leave again in 10
| NJ. n4'' we explain matters," said the
'n,,er they will think they are be-
I'II,,id and we shall have n free
I ,'' Thc only thing is for your fell
+ It, T., oct no a natural ending for the
~ '" AMI ring down the curtain. Go
c1c , ,i" ladies' and gentlemen, and
E'' . ",,, enc from Ted here" Ted was
pc :!,in and he decided TO rely on the
R'' snnrr of the Nirginians Of those
Plo ' ~ nuU him through all right. So
70 aid George Ruggles, who was do
II lLylock, began to sharpen his KNIFE
4 his boot, Booth walked up to him
4 sqid: "Iou are bound to have your
tnnI of flesh, are YOU
eR, 9H" " bet your life" said Ruggles.
NC IN make you one more oher"
4 ,;nnrI Booth; Gin addition to this
4 ',f durats I'll throw in two kegs of
h",E and two OF the best coon dogs
~" s1nir." "I'm blamed if | don't
", u, y responded Shylock, much to the
ggnmr,botidn of the audience, who were
Rl"rro.rniscrs and coon-hunters to II
. a. to show that there's no ill-feel-
=" nut in portia, well wind up with
kjrguny reel"
s,yTIrn they cot on board the steamer
..anlain. who had witnessed the con
1 ,g"n of the play, remarked: I'D
Il u, , ~ see the whole of that play some
f. gentlemen. Pm blamed if |
s"rhI that fellow shakespeare had so
snrG snap in him.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
GOSSIP ABOUT CELEBRITIES.

Mrs. LANGrRY's 5,000-acre property on
the Pacific slope has increased tvefold
in value.
THE chair Of oratory in the University
of Honolulu, Sandwich Islands, has been
offered to Miss Norma c. Crawford, Of
Minersville, Penn.
THE first woman to receive honorable
mention from the Paris Salon lisa Boston
girl, Miss Theo Alice Ruggles, who is
only 80 years of age. She is sculptor.
HERBERT SPENCER, considerably inn
proved in health, is once more hard at
work on his philosophy, in little
house in the edge of Savernake Forest.
J. LAMB DorY, United States consul
at Tahiti, is said to be the Youngest
consular representative in the service
of any country. He was only 20 years
old when appointed.
M. JACQUES, who has recently begun a
fifty lays fast at the London Aquarium,
assumes an air of extreme comfort as he
sits in his easy chair. Sometimes he
reads for an hour or two, but he is not
much disposed to talk. He says that
that uses up too much vitality.
From her former sociological works,
the publication of which Mrs. Annie
Besant has entirely suppressed since
she in part succeeded the late Nine.
Blavatsky rs high priestess philosophy,
that selt-sacriticlng woman had been
deriving an annual income of 81 800.
TIE story of the dismissal Of Igna-
tieh, lately Prime Minister of Russia, is
thus told: Ignatief one day presented
some papers TO his Imperial master,
saying: "Your Majesty may sign these
without reading them, as they are not OF
much Importance" The Car handed
the papers back with the answer;
"Keep these for your successor. |
never sign papers without looking at
them.'
Nj. II. De. YOUNG, the Californian ed
itor, started his first newspaper in San
Francisco in 1888 on capital of 80
and that loaned him by moro prosper
Gus acquaintance. Bret Harte was ut
that time clerk in the mint and did
his rst writing for Mr.. De IoQng's pa
per, never asking for pay for his contrl-
buttons. Within few weeks after the
paper was started its advertising receipts
were 81 900 o month.
THE model for Harriet Hosmer' S
Queen Isabella is nearly completed in
that artists studio in Rome. The famous
patroness of Columbus is represented
Ill lltl 10y XVI i'bNC, SNSPP'a'S Wv Al ''SA''
her throne, with her jewels in her out
stretched hand. The figure is said to
be full of grace aud strength, and the
robes have been most gracefully draped
by the artist, giving u pleasing outline
from every point OF view.
PRor. JAMES WOODROW, ID. d., the man
over whose orthodoxy i'll teaching evo-
luton there has been much discussion
in the Southern Presbyterian Church,
has been elected president of the reor-
ganized South Carolina College, and
professor of biology, geology and
mineralogy, "Thc Interior announces.
The election was unanimous, and four
teen out of the fifteen trustees were
present. The board seems to be made
up of the governor of the state, the
Justices of the supreme court, six
state senators, and five members of the
lower house
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
House OF Commons Reporter.

During the last five years the new
Lord Dartmouth has acted as special
House of Commons reporter to the
Queen a dutywhich formerly was always
undertaken by the leader of the House.
His business is to dispatch two or three
kilograms every evening to Her Males
ty, giving a precis of the proceedings OF
Parliament, and in addition to this the
Queen usually receives sort of news
letter either from Niscount Lewishan
or Mr. Smith. The Parliamentary re-
ports which wero sent by Lord Beacons-
field to the Queen when he was leader
of the House during Lord Derby,'s ad-
ministrations, and which are all pre-,
served among Her Majesty's political
correspondence AT Buckingham Pal
ace, are full of bright, vivacious criti-
cisms, both of the manner and matter OF
the principal speakers of those days.
Edmund Yates London Letter.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
Dollars IN His Toe.

There is bright-faced, sharp-tongued
little Arab who is allowed the entree to
the hall of an uptown boarding house
which boasts the exclusiveness of its
financial guests, for the purpose of sell
ing papers.
Yesterday morning he limped pain
fully up the big brown-stone steps with
dirty piece of cotton wrapped loosely
around one foot.
A kind-hearted old lady was shocked
when she saw a Jagged cut along the big
toe which needed dressing, and, taking
the urchin by the shoulder, said almost
excitedly:
''Come right to my room anc / will
bind this foot for you, SO it will stay all
day and be all right tomorrow"
The youngster looked at her a
moment with surprise, then turned
away with anindignant air:
blind up nothin'. That toe is worth
a dollar day extra to me, and
YOU are way off if you think ! don't
know snap when / get il, see?''
Mrs. Memo VOWS she will spank that
boy-iust us soon as his toe gets well.-
Nelc York idpertiSer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

Austraiia's Latest Fad.

Strange how the people continue to
live Notwithstanding the innumerable
evils which threaten them. The latest
peril is reported from Austria, where it
has been found that the slanting of
letters in writing causes curvature of
the spine, due to the position main
tanned at the table or desk. A COM
mittee appointed to consider the matter
has presented report recommending
that the school children be taught to
make upright letters only. If this sort
of thing is kept up long men and women
will soon excuse their idleness by the
plea that danger turks in every branch
of human activity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
HOW HE DID II.

There once stood loving sculptor
Who would fain link his love to art;
So, he said, IL VIII carve her figure
On the tablet of my own heart"
He went TO her with model entreaties,
But his work was one of woe,
For he found her heart was of marble,
so he left her in statu quo.
Baltimore imericdn.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
9 august
Flower

How does he feel Pie feels
blue, deep, dark, unfading, dyed
in-the-wool, eternal blue, and he
makes everybody feel the same way
August Flower the Remedy. !
How does he feel?-He feels a
headache, generally dull and con-
slant, but sometimes excruciating--
August Flower the Remedy. !
How does he feel?-He feels
violent hiccoughing or jumping of
the stomach after a meal, raising
bitter-tasting matter or what he has
eaten or drunk-August Flower
the Remedy.
How does he feel Pie feels
the gradual decay of vital power i
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and longs for death and
peace-August Flower the Rom
edy. I
How does he feel?-He feels so
full after eating a meal that he can
hardly walk-August Flower the
Remedy. %
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
Tho Only One Ever Printcd-Can
You Find The Word?

There is 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places a Crescent on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name of the word, and
they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL
L1THoGRAPHS, or SAMPLES FREE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

quired the Judge. "No, sah." Cant
you get one ?" "No, sab" Don't you
"No, sab; les tho't I'd leah the case
to de ign'ance OBJ de cot. - uitmon
E.ao D.osa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR..
Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists
sell it. 20 cents.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
Made To Look Like New.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
etc, Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works, 2l6 w.
Water ST.. Milwaukee. Send for Circular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

DIR. l.. l.. GoRsuCu, Toledo. O., says:
81 have practiced medicine for forty years,
have never seen a preparation that could
prescribe with so much confidence OF sue
cess as / can Halls Catarrh Cure" Sod
by Druggists, Toe.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

CAN a man who falls off roof be
called an eaves-dropper ?-B inghamtoa
ReDub{icU1l.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
90 down.

/ suoRr time ago an old negro was up
,e & S Judge Query, of Dawson,
o oHaHen,t YOU a lawyer, old mani" IN
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

HARDLY week passes but we are con-
stantly surrounded by perils seen and
kerosene. -Itrds Sit1jngS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

AN INFALLIBLE RECIPE.--Wh to do
to obtain white hands - Nothing
Iltdge
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

EETS--AN Fits stopped free by pr. WEiue's
Great Ncrv Rehttprer. Motifs after first day suse
Marvellous Treatise and FOO trial bottle free
Fit cases. Send 10 nr. Kline, 931 Arch ST. Phila, Pa
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

A TURTLE is lazy fellow; but no other
fellow thinks he has soft snap.-Rich-
noond Recorder.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

If you could slip belt on Hayti her
revolutions would run the machinery of
the world Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

CARDINAL MANNING is strongly OPP
posed to lotteries and ratfies for church
or charitable purposes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

No opium, in Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Cures where other remedies fml. 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

II THINK, father" said Farmer Be-
gosh's son, that / will 60 in for little
more cultivation" "All right, my
boy" replied the old man; pm glad
to hear you say so. You'll find the cul-
tivator right down there in the barn. :"
- WdShi1a1ton Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

THE man who has good horse sense
knows when to say neigh.--OI City BH1-
Eurd
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17
New Clearings In Frontier Settle

Often give birth to miasma, one of the first
fruits of an upturning of the soil. Malaria is
a relentless foe to the newly arrived emigrant
II he be unprepared to meet II by the use of
a reliable preparative and preventive. 1t,
therefore. behooves those seeking the far West
In search of homes, to provide themselves with
a medicinal guaranty against chills and lever,
bilious remittent and ailments of kindred
origin. Hoste.ters stomach Bitters has or
nearly half of century been esteemed the
best. From Maine to Okla homa, from Victoria
TO San Juan del Sud. its acknowledged superb
GRITTY meets with no challenge in localities
where 1t has been used. Medical testimony,
the most positive and direct, backs up the gen
case of liver mplaiut, dyspepsia, constipation,
rheumatism and kidney ailments than in cases
of malarial disease
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-17

The most dangerous and the most com
mon accident to an ostrich is the break
inc ofits fragile legs which, though they
can Kill a man, seem almost as brittle rs
norcelain and easily splintered by u
slight blow. The birds habit of waltz
inc whom it is in good spirits is very
nroductive of such accidents, and the
Martins calculated that this amusement
cost them s or 10 per cent. a year
The feathers, to prevent their tips being
snoiled. are always cut before the qulliss
are ripe. and those being leit
~ tho flesh two or three months
longer are pulled out without hurting
the bird. If the stumps are drawn pc
fore they are ripe, the succeeding SUITS
IF fathers are much inferior IN quallty;
The plncking occurs once year; ana
th ". south African homestead Is
hardly anything more than mass OF
fenthers. The profits of ostrich-iarm1
;nn have of late years much decreased
the supply having become greater man Enn
tb ,e demand. At one time even S2,ooO
w ,,n naid for good pair of hirds-n nov
- av will not sell for more than 200
The TIE nrice of the feathers IN European
and MD American shops does not, however,
~, down
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
Specimen Cases.

s. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis. was troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism, his Stomach was dis ordered, his Liver was affected to an alarming degree, appetite fell away, and he was terribly reduced in flesh and strength. Three bottles of Elec- tric Bitters cured him.
 Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, H., had running sore on his leg of eight years standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound and well. John Speaker, Catawba, O., had five large Fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was incurable. One bottle Electric Bit ters and one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him entirely. Sold by W. T. Gonder & Co.,, Druggists.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
''Oh! My JOe.'

The latest and most popular song as brought out by the might ingale" and a "New-gent" from Kalamazoo, entitled "She's my sweet heart, Pm her Joe," caused a futter down town opening night at the opera house not too long since. The acting was real good and very sentimental as we'll as touching in the extreme, causing a few to shed tears and others their bosoms to swell, and others to unbutton their vests. Oh! the 'Pitcher of Beer" was beautifully rendered and the encore by Joe was repeatedly called for, until the vocalist, or rather the ''Nu-gent" from the "Woolverine" state sank to the floor in a swoon, caused by a wrung estimation of his singing ability. He was kindly cared for by friends. The next morning he appeared on the street with a slight throbbing of the right temple, but then all vocalists are subject to such feelings after a nights work in the concert room. Joe is con- valescent. Oh! the 'Ice fend." How chilly he makes you feel.
 "UGLY MAN."
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
TIIe Pulpit and the Stage.

Rev. F. NJ. Shropt, Pastor United Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan, says; q feel it my duty to tell what wonders pr. Kings New Discovery has done for me. My Lungs were badly diseased, and my parishioners thought I could live only few weeks l toek five bottles of Dr, Kings New Discovery and am sound and we'll gaining 2Gibs. In weight"
 Arthur Love, Manager Loves Funny Folks combination, writes
 After thorough trial and con vincing evidence, 1 am confident Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consump- tion, beats 'cm all, and cures when everything else fails. The greatest kindness l can do my many thousand friends is to urge them to. try it. Free trial bottles at w T. Gonder ( Co.'S drug Store. Regular sizes 50c. and $l00.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10

We're not waiting for the bats and moles but for men and women who have eyes and use them, who have brains and reasonl There's a new world for ffering and sickly az they area new world created from the brain of skillful physician "a discovery-the Golden Medical Discovery"
 Years ago Dr. Pierce found out the secret of all scrofula, bronchial, throat and lung trouble lay-in the begin ming at least-in impure blood and the weak tone of the system; that the way to cure these effects was to re- move the cause, that human nature being the same, the same results might be looked for in nearly all cases. So confident was he that the excep- tion was uncommon that he took the risk of giving the medicine to those it didn't benefit for nothing, and the re- suits have proved that he was right.
 And ''GoIden Medical Discovery" is the re nedy for the million! The only guaranteed Liver, Blood and Lung remedy. Your money back if il doesn't help you.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10

Jno. II. Curlcy, the well known merchant tailor of Sl6 Market St.. s. F., writes to the Ed win ". Joy Co.,, that for years he was afflicted with dyspepsia which nothing relieved till he commenced taking Joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla- He continues, "I am still taking it. Its mild laxative effects are exceedingly grateful to tie system. It is q pleasant surprise that awaits those who do not know what our vegetable juices do for debility, sluggish liver and iIn> naired digestive organs.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
Syrup of Figs,

Produced from the laxative and nutritious juice of California Hgs, combined with the medical virtues of plants known to be most beneficial to the human system, acts gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels, effcctually cleaning the system, diSpelllng colds and headaches and curing habitual constipation.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
Desert Land, Final Proof. Notice for publication.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, l
 TUCSOE ARJZONA

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, l
 TUCsON, ARIZONA,
 December g, 1890. Notice is hereby given that Norton Mar shall of Yuma, Yuma County, Arizona, has filed notice of intention to make proof on his desert-land claim No. IFS, for the S. E. Sec. II, Tp. SS. R. r w., before the Clerk of the District Court at Yuma, Arizona, on Monday, the 18th day of Jan uary, 1891.
 He names the following witnesses to prove the complete irrigation and reclamation of said land:
 Thomas A. Fulton, James H. Graham, William H. Treichler ana E. Fort Snider, all of Yuma Arizona.
 HERBERT BROWN, 3-6 Register.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10
Chas. Landon of Mohawk valley

| NlldSs 1llHuOll VI AN1O1lCbN A he@AASy is in town after some 20 or 30 men and Indians to work clearing off land and digging ditches. He will clear off $40 acres for Fred Southworth and 32O acres for a NIT. Thompson of Sacramento. Not less than 6,000 acres will be cleared off ready for seeding. This is the kind of work that Yuma county needs, and just such men as Fred Southworth, Messrs. Thompson and Landon.
 The Black Diamond and North ern Belle mines in the Knoxville district, in this county are open ing up rich. They are from 10 to 15 feet in width and average $25 per ton in gold and an ounce in silver. It Is estimated that the ore can can be nlined and worked for $3 per ton. The Crows Nest mine has shaft 125 feet deep, where the vein is 10 feet wide. The ore pays $25 per ton. So says letter from there from 8 reliable party. Lew Johnson's Colored Minstrels gave avery good entertainment at the S. P. Hotel Sunday evening. The gun act by Cheriff, the Arab, was very fine. The orchestra was good. MT. Smith sang we'll. There were about 300 present. The hall was full. Host Gillespie kept everybody and everything straight. He deserves to be as popular as he is with the general public. Juan Lastra, the old tinsmith of Phoenix, will be in Yuma for five or six weeks. He is ready to do anything in the line of plumbing, roofing, gas and water pipe fitting and any other work in the tin smiths line. He can be found on the steamer Mohave or Gila. I
 The steamer Gila, Capt, Pol 
 hamus, left for Norton's and way landings Monday. She took 20 tons of freight for Levy and Cas- ares. She will bring down 25 tons of machinery of the old Clip mill, 10 tons of ore from Norton's and 10 tons from Eureka.
 Sam Gillespie of the s. P Hotel has added a railroad velocipede to his stock in trade on which he now rides up to his ranch and back, saving horse flesh, oats, barley and hay. Sam makes her fly. We want a race between sam ana Walter OBrien.
 Hot beef tea, hot Scotch, pun ches, slings, lemonade and egg nog are dealt out by Gus Lee, the Criterion Banjolst of the South west, who now acts as chief "Myx- ologist" at Lew Esselburn's new Capital saloon.
 Capt. Polhamus arrived Satur- day evening from up the river hay ing made very quick trip from the Needles, partly by water and partly by land.
The Arizona sentinel., 1891-01-10

The steamer Gila will start up the river for the Needles, Eldorado Canon and way landings, on We'd nesday, the 14th, provided she can get loaded and ready for the trip.
 Chas. Landon of Mohawk valley is ready to arrange with any per- sons having lands in that section which they wish to have cleared or ditched, to do the work on most reasonable terms.
 Parties from Sentinel say that the new mines recently discovered in the Eagle Tail mountains in this county are very rich. The veins are wide and run from $75 to $125 per ton in silver.
 A. G. Hubbard, the mining prince of the Harqua Hala, came down to attend the sale of the Clip mining machinery. He will spend $265,- 1000 before he turns a wheel on the Bonanza mines.
 s. w. Taylor and his brother Edward came down from Mohawk valley Thursday. They speak we'll of the Improvements being made in their vicinity. Edward Taylor is just out from St. Joe, Mo.
 Gates and Gillespie are down 50 feet on their mine at Gila City. They have let contract to Deyo & Co. to run a cross-cut 20 feet across the vein for $200. The vein is looking nicely and prospects we'll in free gold.
 Sheriff Nugent has appointed Frank J. Burke as one of his deputies. Frank has had ex- perience, is an old and faithful officer, not afraid to do his duty, and will make a good man for the place.
 The. Misses Anetta and Amelia Gandolfo, Sara and Jesusita Mar tinez, Agnes and Georgie Polhamus and Miss Catalina Benegas, went to Norton's on the Gila. The young ladies expect to enjoy a very pleasant trip.
 Mrs. Capt. Ingalls, and Harry Carpenters mother were each pre- sented with a very fine thorough bred COW by Clark Churchill Christmas. A fine short Horn thoroughbred bull was also includ- ed. The stock is among the very best in Arizona.
 The steamer Gila, Capt. Mellon, arrived yesterday morning from Norton's and way landings. She brought down the Clip mill ma chinery and 17 tons of ore from Norton's. Mrs. Mellon and the young ladies returned on her. They say that they had splendid trip.
 Roast duck. Nothing could be better than the fine lunch sent to the SENTINEL office by that prince of cooks, A. Romero of the Cosmo- politan Restaurant. The duck was simply the finest we have tasted for years. The lunch could not well be surpassed.
 Yesterday, the engine on train No. 22. broke loose from the tender near Mammoth Tanks. The fire man who happened to be shovel ling coal into the fire, fell between them and was caught by the wheels of the watertank car and had one foot cut off and one arm broken twice. His name was Lane. He was sent into Los Angeles on the express. The accident detained