St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-03-11
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

In Hungary q lottery has been authorized
to raise 100000 forms for the use of the
Protestant church. This is merely the grab bag
of American civilization accentuated.
The variety of our present assortment of
spring weather is of the kind alluded to by
young Mr.. Hamlet as infinite But it is q
satisfaction TO know that in all its lightning
changes and surprising transformations it,
i'll the main, portends good crops in the sea-
son of 81.
The Washington man who writes to the
police signing himself Jack, the Ripper is
apparently not quite ripe enough for the hal
ter. Mr.. Ripper should be well taken and
thoroughly shaken.
Judging from the average appearance of
Sir John Macdonald's picture in the news
papers. the late Canadian election was to
him in the nature of d terrible scare.
The New York Recorder says: "a Min
nesota philosopher has what he calls will
ing team. One horse is willing to do all the
work and the other is willing that he
should The Recorder, by the way, is but
two weeks old, yet the chestnut quoted
was translated from Egyptian hieroglyphics
in the inner temple of the pyramid OF
Cheops
The Galveston News perpetrates genuine
Irish bull i'll saying that young Mexican
never pays for the tickets when he takes a
young woman to the theater, but that the
ladys father attends to that. In the name
of courtesy why should not the lady have the
full credit of taking the young man TO the
theater?
The remains of the lobby at Washington
are hilariously calling attention to the fact
hat President Harrison secured no ducks
during his late hunt The remains also hint
that DR.. Harrison should have stayed at
home, attended to business and called all
extra session of congress.
The Original Package in either of the two
Dakotas seems to be kept continually on the
strain of packing and unpacking its grip.
There is little prospect Of an extraordinary
run on the lower case box in speaking of
last falls election. man out of office
doesn't get mis- name into the papers half as
often as he thinks he ought to.
Young man, come West and go into pol
itics. Schaller, To-, aldermen draw a yearly
salary of 81 each.
The Sioux City Journal says that the re-
fusal of Democrats to join in a vote of thanks
to Tom Reed makes it absolutely sure that
he will be reelected speaker when the Re-
publicans secure the control of the next
house." There may be comfort in this re-
n - - q.
most chilly description. With the guaranteed
big Democratic majority already elected to
the next house, the possibility of the Re-
publicans securing control of it is decidedly
nebulous.
Jerry Simpson confidently announces that
the Republican party is dead but neglects to
add that it hasn't got sense enough to fall
down.
They are keen, far-sighted business men.
those Chicagoans. If they are not up to
snuff it is because snuff is elevated high
above the reach of mortal nose No sooner
has congress passed the direct tax bill COW
ering into the treasures of certain states
money drawn therefrom during the war.
then up jumps Chicago with a proposition
10 dunn the said sums into the worlds fair
fund. Any one with money that he does not
know what To do with will receive valuable
advice by addressing Director General
George r. Davis