St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-11-07

Inc result IN OnlO is mOurntul TO tell,
For it brings to the surface one Private
DalzeIl.
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A recent shipment of Boston beans, con-
signed to a st. Paul merchant, is reported to
have been badly frozen in transit. But what
else could be expected to happen to lot Of
Boston beans suddenly cut off from the gen.
lal beams of the rudy countenance of
Charles Francis Adams!
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s Sweetly mingled with the reyerberating
booms of election returns are heard the post
huptial congratulations bestowed upon Gen.
K. Burd Grub. But, after all, it requires
but little more effort in this workaday world
to hustle for grub for two people than it does
for one-so We are told
The rain-making liars can resume business
at the old stand.
+ Henry Irving has been offered $4,000 for
four months tour in Australia. If they
would make Russell Harrison that offer or
the half of it, he would not doubtless stand
upon the order of his going, but so ''to
onct''
President Potter appears to be the first
MunkacSy has received an offer of $1,000
gulden for anything that he wishes to paint.
Why not paint the town? We do not know
exactly the worth of gulden but we should
think $1,000 of them would do it TO the
queens taste.
Maj Mckinley complacently tells the pee
pie that they should now let the tariff alone.
We will, if Mckinley will promise not TO
monkey with the presidency.
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the Pittsburg Dispatch gravaly announces
that an English peer cannot resi- IN his peer
age. So far as heard from none of them
appears to want 10.
VIII the professional rain-maker please call
or Minnesota: We will look over his sam
pies, and, if satisfactory, give him fat
order.
Editor Carter H. Harrison makes the as
founding announcement that until he can
issue paper perfectly satisfactory TO him
self he will not allow his name to appear at
the head of it, Perhaps by the time he ae-
composites his purpose the desired result
Will not please anybody else.
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The Memphis Evening Scimi.ar, one of the
liyeliest papers i'll the South, sends out
souvenir edition that would be credit to
any journal in the United States. IL fact
the hundreds of portraits and views scat
tered through its broad, handsome pages are
the finest we have ever seen in any similar
work. Brother A. B. Pickett and his care
fully recruited staff are 10 be congratulated
upon the splendid success OF their effort.
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President Harrison is actively bestirring
himself in the matter of he gotiating for an
other island in the Pacific ocean to be used
for coaiing purposes Of course, it is much
cheaper to rent coaling station than it is to
build ship to burn the coal.
Your Uncle Jerry Simpson is respondent.
So soon as be began wearing socks his party
weakened, and last Tuesday it went pell NELL
to the demnition bowwows il Kansas. This
will probably teach Jerry that if man adj
yertises himself as sockless he must remain
socSless or take the consequences.
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II may possibly lie true that FasSe:t was
kaifci by Warner Miller, but how chances it
that Miller got inside the breastworks?
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Texas S.ftings says: "A millionaire has
large Will power" But the live heirs have
the larger bust measurement
paper calling itself the Tyre is published
in Kansas. There are other papers published
there which do not admit it.
Kansas Statesman-Now. then, what shall
we do with the Alliance?
Kansas SubstateSman = Oh. it is already
done for.
A man lowering OIL the ragged edge OF an
alcoholic trance last evening boarded an IN
ierurban train at the corner of Eighth and
Wabasha streets After few luffs to wind
ward, and a iurch or two into the pit of
| corpulent gentiemans stomach, he inquired
OF the urbane conductor;
Nv hatsh time is it:''
"Five-thirty,' was the rerly.
please let ME (hic) off at five thi7tyfve,
will ye:'
The latest worlds fair sensation is en-
bodied in an attempt on the part of Indiana
to annex that portion Of Chicago containing
jackson park the stockyardS and good
share of the territory running up toward
Twenty second street Should the courts sus-
tain The claims of the Hoosier state. worlds
tstlr many visitors may be com peIieQ to go TO
Indiana after having seduously avoided
doing So for a lifetime. No wonder that strong
men grow pale and delicate women relapse
into Mysteries at the bare thought.
Has John sherman gone daft? Has the
Ohio icicle commenced 10 melt beneath the
| sultry rays of scklv sentimentality? 1t
| would appear so, if people are to judge him
from n reported interview with an attache of
a Mansfield paper. In this interview Sher-
man says that, aside from New York, the
| Democrats really carried nothing worth men
tOning.
How about Massachusetts: asked the re
porter.
GA replied the snow man. there is
nothing significant in that ballot Gov. Rus
sell is a Republican.
The result in Iowa is singular one. isn't
itg''
Not at ALL Gov Boies is a Republican
Alas, poor Yorickl or, rather alas, poor
! New Yorick, as that state appears to be, con-
sidered from purely Shermanesque view.
the one thing we have left to crow over. 1t
| is customary for practical politicians to at
tempt to belittle political results achieved by
the enemy but we believe this is the first
time on record where a sane man has at
tempted to claim as thorough paced Repu5-
| leans good Democrats elected on Democratic
platforms. SO Russell and Boies are not
| Democrats Ell? BY the same token Bill Nc
Kinley is not Republican.
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M'KINLEY MIXTURE.