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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Beuows-what makes you fear your son
out IN Colorado Is deast'
Fellows with & aghr-He h@sn written
for money for near . nonth--Ike Epoch-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
A GEORGIA RAILROAD.

SAVANNAH, Ga, Jan. 27-The Seahoard
company was organized today to build the
Middle Georgia and Atlantic railroad from
Savannah TO Atlanta This will secure
another line from Savannah to the west.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Jake Jimpson-What species of bird do
you like best?
Cora Bellows-W hen was a child liked
the canary best, but (blushin9) since grew
up II rather prefer the popin iay.-Sew
Work Herald
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Tn. Pro,.r Accompaniment

Citycus-Shooting good around hsre'
Rusticus-wsil, ye-es- / reckon It's as
good here as anywhere else II you've
brought your target along with you
Week's Sport
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
a pI EASING SENSE

OF health and strength renewed and of
ease and comfort follows the use OF Syrup
of Figs, as it acts in harmony with nature
10 effectuslly cleanse the system when
cOstiVe or bilious.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Nav Re.

Wstt-Wonder Why they always call a
locomotive she,
Potts-Naybe il Is on account OF the h0r-
rible noise i makes when it tries 70
--Ls-si- -I.lia.a-alia L0za.HAl
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

DO YOU think this hat suits my hG.-
Edward?'
'It's all right, l suppose. Still, if i
doesn't suit, what's the matter with get
ting another-lot of hair?-Fliegende Blat
tar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Robinson-I like an even tempered wo-
man.
Brown-So do l.
Robinson-There's my wife, for instance
Brown-And mine. The most even tenn
pered woman in the world. She is always
Eaad-Excbange.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

The melancholy days have come with
coughs, ETC. Use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
A little ngular.-Salvation Oil the
greatest cure on earth for PAIN, costs only
of
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
MOUNTAINS OF COAKlNG COAL.

There are mountains of excellent COX
ing coal and two large iron fields at Trim
dad, Colo.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Bradycrotine cured headaches for 4. w.
Little, Pleasant Hill, Mo.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
THE KhNcAO CIV EAUIIRF

KANSAS CITY, Mo-. Jan. GA meeting
Of the stockholders of the American
National bank took place this morning at
the rooms of the bank. The meeting was
held in accordance with a call issued Dec
ember "a, 1890, and was for the purpose OF
electing board of directors. The election
was deferred until Friday, when the stock
holders will elect directors, in order to
keep up the organization.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Every electric street ear line in the
United States that has been equipped and
operated commercially has been success
rul and profitable investnaerf-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Dyspepsia's distress is relieved by Hood $
Sarsaparilla. IL has cured many severe
easpS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Her Taste Had Changed.

1t cures headache only Preston's He'd
A
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

GLASGOW, Jan. 27-Serious rioting on
the part of the railroad strikers occurred
yesterday. A band of masked strikers at
tackled and severely maltreated number
Of men who were ut work in and about the
locomotive shed of the Caledonian road
BERLIN, Jan. 27-The emperor today
celebrated his thirty birthday
amid scenes of great rejoicing, and with
She city enjoying splendid weather
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

When i was found that thirteen we.
seated at a table where Abbe Liszt was
guest the general embarrassment was
.hecked bv Tiszt remarkinQ:
DO not be alarmed at such a tri1e.
can eat for two persons. London It'd
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
EtheI's Excuse.

Bsecham's Pills cure the bilious and
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Explaining 1t.

Harry said Mrs. Bloobumper, ''what
is the instantaneous method of taking
photographs"
1T is system by which your picture
is taken in an instant after waiting half
day in the gallery" replied Bloobum-
per.-Munsey's Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Sure cure-Preston's Hed-Ake.
Business.

Business.
Slick ITO Blossom)-Is this Mr.. Bloom
er's Office?
Blossom-No. His Office is across the
hall
Slick 1eaving the door open as he
walks outl-Thank you, sir.
Blossom-Hey! Come back and close
that door. Haven't you any doors in
your house?
Sl1ck-Yes. sir: but they all have
springs on EN-. Allow me 70 show you,
slr. my patent, double back action door
spring. It closes the door without
bang. and is warranted 10 last lifetime.
Life.
WHY Sufer' Preston's "Hed-Ake" viii
cure you
NervinE Him Up.
Neliie-You're a timid sort Of fellow.
are you not. William
William -- Not particularly, guess
WHY
Nellie-Jeunie said you were afraid 70
kiss girl-Boston Herald
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Immediate relief by using Prestou''
He'd IKE"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
Always the Same.

If fails money refunded; Preston s
'Hed-Ake."
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Customer-I want something 10 help
me get nd of the porous plaster.-Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

.'You told me falsehOod last night,
Ethel said Ethels father. Il asked
you if Charlie Hicks had gone, and you
cold vac -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

CNccHe0
the frightful inrosds of Scrofula
and all blood-taints. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery purifes
and enriches the blood, cleanses the
system of all impurities, and restores
health and strength. 1t cures all
diseases arising from impure blood.
Consumption is one of them. It's
simply lung-scrofula- In all its ear
her stages, the discovery" effects
a cure. It's easy to see why. The
medicine that masters scrofula in
one part, is the best remedy for it in
another. 1t as the best. It's war
ranted. It's the only blood and lung
remedy that's guaranteed to benefit
or cure, or the money will be re-
funded. No other medicine of its
class does it. How many would be
left if they did?
It's the cheapest blood purifier,
sold through druggists, (no matter
how many doses are offered for a
dollarO because you only pay for
the good you get.
Your money is returned if it
doesn't benefit or cure you.
Can you ask more?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
THF SCOTCH STRIKE

Cures while you wait-Preston's He'd
a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
The Logic of Events.

Customer-Not long ago came ir
here and bought a porous plaster to help
me get nd of the lumbago.
Clerk-Yes, sir. What can l do TO-
Won now?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

No, you didn't. You asked, is that
young man gone yet? He was-awfully
gone. New York Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
MR. GLADSTONE

Preston's "Hed-Ake' is specific for head
4che
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
SENTENCED 10 nEATH.

Immediate, harmless-Preston's "HeC
Axe"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28
kcrrin- Him II

WHY suffer- Preston's "Hed-Ake" viii
cure you
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1891-01-28

Can you ask more ?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

On tho shoro Of orclda lake Il an In.
dams grave where az times light
makes IL appearance II IL DESERVED
M a ball Of ilro about tho size Of large
orange, and sways TO and fro Ia tho air
about twonty feet from the ground,
combining IL Irregular movements with.
In n space about 100 feet SQUARE. People
have attempted 10 SO near enough 10
solve the mystery, but Il would sudden.
ly disappear before they could reach II,
A very peculiar story Is told by tho
noighbor near tho spot. Thoy claim
that many years ago tho locality WINS a
part Of an Indian reservation. A man
Of the name OF BclknAp frequently
dreamed that thoro was crock Ia tho
Indian cemetery containing Immense
treasures, and that II lao was thoro a,
the hour whom grayeyards yawned 10
could secure Il.
These dreams wero repeated No often
that they had a strong OBJECT, and 10
went there with pick and shovel, 90
corilng 10 Instructions. but ho failed to
turn round three times when he found
tho crock. as tho dram directed lilo
stopped TO pick II up but was stunned
by fash Of lightning, and the crock
disappeared, Since that tlmc tho spot
has been haunted by tho mysterious
light. Mail.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

d. Incident That Shows the compietc
s.tf rosss .sIon Of Onieers.


IL was In India Dinner was Just I'm.
shed in the rucssroom, and several En-.
Rlish officers were sitting about the
table. Their bronred faces had the set
but not unkindly look common among
military men. Tho conversation, at
best. had not been animated, and Just
now there was lull, A. the night was
too hot for small talk. The major OF
the regiment, clean cut man of nifty
I've, turned toward his nett neighbor at
the table, young subalten, who was
leaning back In his chair with his hands
claspcd behind his head, staring through
the cigar smoke az the ceiling
The major was slowly looking the
man over, from his handsome face
down, when, with sudden alertness and
In a quiet, steady voice. he said Don't
move, please, Mr. Carruthors. want
TO try an experiment with you. Don't
move n muscle" IAN right, major"
replied tho subaltern, without even
turning his eyes, hadn't the leas, Idea
OF moving. assure you What's the
gamer By this timo all the Others
were listening In ladly expcctant way.
DO you think" continued tho ma
for. and his voice trcmblod Just a little,
edo you think you can keep absolutely
still for, say, two minutes to save your
lifof' care you Iokingf' "on tho
contrary, move a muscle and you arc a
dead man. Can you stand the strainr'
The snbaltcrn barely whispered. yes"
and his face nailed sllRhtly, Burke"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

How wish could gather together all
the pale faced little women who ar. forever
hammering away At east Iron dcsiinics like
70 many blacksmlths NJ q forge. all the
wasted aud worn iusallds. lying all day
and all night on beds Of Uncontrolled pain.
all the urrd out housskceperu. trndging
away Al the accomplishment Of monotonou.
desunles like 20 many dairy sheep on .
treadle. and flash them Out into q good
time Of their own choosing.
For .oms of than tho good time" would
b an outing In the country where Lazarus
IL once more hearing the voice of his Lord
At the doorway Of tho tomb. and preparing
10 come forth In May time resurrection Of
leaf and blossom and fern, Tor soma u
would h. season ticket 10 the opera. for
some full pur.o 10 expcni on bargains,
and Tor ether u would bs chano. 10 slip
away somewhere and rest DO you know
when get quite too awfnlly rich 10 know
what 10 do with ell my "copper", am giving
W establish . charity In eontradistinetion
10 your brad and butter. frr. soup aud
flannel pe,,iooat ehAri,ie. Thsro arc TOO
many Of that sort already.
The Lord bless you, my good woman.
take this dollar aud support yourself and
seven children Tor the rcst u the season"
charities are plentiful enough. What we
want are rumsmbfanc.. Of Joy Tor tho.s
who know no Joy, Good times for tho.e
whe have forgotten how 10 he GLAD. To
lash hit Of sparkle into tirrd hve.. a.
God sends singing birds into dark forests
Who ever found rioh woman marching
band Of GLORY MeQuirks" 10 So a plAy.
OF Jolly gentleman presenting Tiny Tia
with \ Velocipcde and a rida on merry.
20 round a. well a. q Christmas turkey
aud copper tod shoes Teresa II. Dcau In
Chicago Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29
WHAT Is A GUARANTEE?

merchants and salesmen tho habit Of indcrnae,
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

At a meeting Of tho Royal United
Service Institution Fleet Engineer
George Quick read a paper on Heavy
6uns" Ito said that In tho Victoria
Sans parcll and Benbow tho British
navy has three magnlfcently powerful
vessels perfect In all respects except
that their slS heavy guns have proved
weak. These aro said 20 have cost
go, 900 each, or n total Of ESQ, 900 Tor
the guns Of tho three vessels. Mr.
Quick eontended that new guns Of ID. g5
Inches callber Of greater power and Of
much greater strength than tho present
guns, could be supplied 10 the Victoria,
Bans Parsll aud Benbow at a cost Of
$4,000 por gun, or s750,0O0 for the
three ships, and II tho guns were prop
erly designed aud constructed, by a
proper adjustment Of the slla Of tho
chamber 10 tho diameter OF tho bore,
and by the use Of suitable cartridge,
the life OF the heaviest might be ycry
much prolonged.
lle advocated tho use OF single mo.
ton brcech mechanism, extremely sim.
pie In IL operation, which, he alleged,
was quite as simple as tho turning OF a
grindstono handle, Supporting" said
Mr. Quick, that six now guns DO or
dered for our three grand ships TO 10
place the present ones To insure
largo reserve Of strength, not only
should an improved design be adopted,
but also an Increase of weight should
DO given, 10 that instead Of Weighing
III tons they shall weigh 100 tons each,
This would add total weight OF eight
cen tons TO each ship. which Is u mere
tribe In ships Of 10000 tons dlsplave
menL "-EIchange.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

A M.r Describes to 9 woman tho vir,us.
Of the True Woman q. she q.


A woman said to man the other day.
"Mr. white /. q woman of the world N
her finger tins" and the man said Thank
goodness. she H. wish we had a few
more like her"
And then he added 30 you know any
thing Of the virtues Of woman of tho
world-that IL. the true woman Of the
world, She IL the woman who makes life
perfectly smooth and delightful She does
not say disagreeable things She makes
her likes felt, aud her dislikes are 40 we'll
concealed that her enemies are Ignorant.
when they get a blow, ~ to where u comes
from. Don't imagine by this that mean
that she Il the woman who does the cat
act. and Il given 10 smiling aud grinning
at everybody.
''oh. no, sbc has too much sense for that
She has the art Of making people appear
ut their best, and she knows how 10 he
agreeable alike 70 old aud young Her
husband respects her. her children love
her. her servants icar hor. and consequent
" they obey her orders. II she finds IL
necessary 10 mark either man or u WON.
an a. detrimental. she can usually give a
reason for Il, Ne she doc. not go out Of her
way 10 make enemies
ANN NNNAtA nv ANtkAf" tssAt NhANhNAH ~
q genius, for she very properly concludes
that genius has no moru right 10 h. had
hammered than = morc ordinary man. She
rcgruts that genius aud gentleman are not
always synonymous. but until they are she
doesn't desire the acquaintance % the gen
ius. She IL an earnest believer In the bond
Of marriage. and thinks u Il quite ~ un.
necessary " Uphold IL as u Is 10 refuse 10
- lalI la
"She does not ask that she shall have love,
but she dos Insist that she shall have ~
spsct She la not one Of the women who
make their husbands unhappy. for she II
not inquisitivc She can sooner forgive
bad morals than bad manners. and she TX.
norss many things because II Ia not good
form for her 10 80 them. covering In this
way with a mantle Of charity the half con.
oealei oifcnses Of her friends,
THE mAn married 10 n woman Of the
world has much happier life than does
the one married 10 the lngvnue. abe IL dis.
appointed because he isn't her IDEAL, and hs
u made wrvtched because Of the tsars and
means that pefvade tho household. II |
had a sou shonld prefer he would marry
a woman Of the world-rmember. I am
using the phrase In IT, bcst and truest
sense-and had 10 choose a husband for
my daughter Il should b. man who had
known other women. who had seen their
faults aud their virtues. aud who knew
how 70 take young and Innocent girl hy
tho hand and lead her aarsiully aud oon.
sidsrately Into the state Of matfimony
until she herself became the monarch
thercof"
Aud the woman 10 whom this little ser.
mon WA preached began 10 think that
after all there were different kinds VI
women OF the wotid.-Now York Sun
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

Cannon told Us Of a country mana.
ger whose Young Noryhl was arrested
for debt Having no ono to take tho
part he dressed upa gawky lad who
snuifed tho candles In phlllbeg, eta,,
pushed him on the stage, and himself
advanced 10 tho iootlights with tho
book. Ladies and gentlemen,
THIS young gentlsmAn's name Ia soryal. on
tho urampiAn hills
HI father feeds his aock 4, a frugal swain.
Whose constant care was 70 Increase his store,
And keep biz ohly soH thla young gentleman
at home.
For this young gentleman had heard
and 10 on through tho play to tho do
Light VI tho audience. -Barhain's Diary.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

A bright woman who had the mis-.
fortune not to be 10 handsome rs most
OF her friends, had habit Of continually
looking at herself In the mirrors OF any
apartment whore she happened To be. A
woman, a friend Of hers, who thought
tins very inconsistent, resolved 10 speak
OF Il before a party Of people, 40 she
sailed out, "fheW Is Mrs White, who
Is loryer looking at her own image. 4"
Yea was tho quick answer 1T is
une. ! wish TO know by experience
whether Il Is possible TO habltuAte ones
seh to ugliness, New York Sun.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-06-29

The real tragedies Of life are often 10 b.
found where 40 should psrhAp. least ex.
poet them. They are going on before us Ia
the lives Of many vile and mother In our
American cities today, who, between her
duties IN her husband. her children, her
church and the calls Of society, which she
often must not slight because ~ hur hus
bands position, present or aspired 10, l. BE-
ing killed before our eyes, tortured at the
same tim. by the incompetent domestic
ssr,ioe which makes housekeeping and
the creation Of a comfortable home almost
an imposaibli,y.
Que such woman saw die IN new York
only a few years ago at thlrty.nlne, liter.
ally KILLED by the brave effort 10 do all her
duty. and they arr dying thus around Us
every day" with brave smiles on their
faces. You may zee them by hundred. In
the streets aud At afternoon receptions Ia
any American city II YOU have been inlti.
atod into the baud. and know the pass.
words aud tho grip, II you do not, you
will think that they arc brilliant and
beautiful women, aud individually bow
the head before them Tor their goodness
and their wumAnline.s, but you will not
know that you are rendering homage "
martyrs a. truly a. u you saw them led
Into tho Coliseum ~ playthluga for a
Numidinn lion, and iust a. truly on 40
oount VI their religion. -Anna y. Braekrlt
In iiaTpsr'A
The Huddenheld England Guardians
nys years ago gave relief 10 a man 10 the
extent of Fao0 Since his death his daugh,
ter, who earns about eight shillings weekly
as eharwomAn, by denying herself all
luNuries, hAz repaid the money. In order TO
maintain the honest Independence OF tho
family,
One Of the richest women In San Fran.
cisco Il Mrs. james q, Flood, the widow %
the noted mining man and banker. She
passes the greater part oi her time with her
daughter Ia her country residence at Menlo
Park, aud the big house on "Nob NM TO.
mains closed through two-thirds Of tho
Year
farm OF 800 acres In Ohio Is owned and
managed BY Miss Antoiuetta knAggs, q
young woman who has received a college
education, Her farming Is done more
from books than from experiences, but she
IA making a success OF IL.