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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Ho, for Kandiyohi County /!

New York Continent
The war between the Twin Cities of
Minnesota has broken out in new and
acute form. The MiuneapolitSns have
not forgiven the malicious meanness
displayed by their st. Paul neighbors
i'll dragging to light the peculiar census
methods of the city up at the falls
They have not forgotten the finger of
Scorn that was pointed at them when
it was published abroad that the Min
neapolis enumeratorS had sWelled their
lists with the names of dogs, defunct
persons and other non-voterS. They
have bided their time, and now the OPP
portunity has presented itself to deal a
staggering blow at their rivals.
Their plan is to deprive st. Paul of
the state capitol, and it looks very much
as if they would be able to do what
they threaten. Although the SANITY
City is the railway focus of the thickly
settled portion of Minnesota, it is long
way from the geographical center of
the state. For that reason the granger
representatives from the interior dis
tricts want to move the capitol out upon
the prairies, and have selected the eu-
phOniously named settlement of Mime
toga. in Kandiyohi county, as the
proper location. The farmers, as a
ule, have no affection for large
cities, and think, perhaps. that the Kan
diyohi breeZes. laden with the chaff of
wheat and the seed of hay. would make
the atmosphere of the state house more
favorable to legislation against rail-
roads, mortgages and wicked capitalists
in general. The Minneapolis statesmen
are ready to second so telling blow at
the prestige of ST. Paul, and the latter
will very probably have to swallow the
medicine.
But we are sorry to see a dispute be-
tween neighbors, hitherto limited to an
exchange of epithets that may have
been merely Pickwickian, taking OH so
bitter and deadly an aspect. The Twin
Cities would do better to work together
than against each other.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
A POCKET WITH A BELL.
The Ingenious Device Of an Old
Gentleman Who Has Daughters.

The Ingenious Device of an Old
Gentleman Who Has Daughters.
New York Sun.
A young lady entered Broadway
car at Thirty-ninth street, and when she
had arrived at point nearly half mile
distant, she was still making frantic eff
forts to find the pocket of her dress. At
this point an old gentleman of the kindly
and honest variety rose to his feet and
said:
Pardon me, madam. 1 would be
glad to be of service to you. l will aid
you in finding your pocket or pay your
fare. You seem to be having very
hard time.''
AT that instant the flushed and ner-
vous girl succeeded in getting her hand
into the pocket and finding her purse.
She thanked the old gentleman and
endeavored to- smile back at the people
who had been watching her.
"A Woman'S pocket is very elusive
thing. isn't it?' said the old gentleman
to his neighbor, mild and modest
young man of clerical cut, who instantly
became embarrassed at the question. The
older man, however. was one of those
loQuaciouS parties that talk with utter
strangers as freely as with intimate
friends.
''I've got girls of my own," said he, in
voice that was audible to every one in
the car, land they always make as much
work at finding their pockets as this
young lady here did just now. We've
been discussing together the wisdom of
getting out a patent pocket for ladies'
dresses, but we haven't seemed to strike
just the right idea yet. The best device
we thought of was to have ribbon of
some bright hue extend straight out
from the pocket and hang down the
side of the dress. 1t would always be
simple matter to find the ribbon. and
then a lady could follow it along with
her hand until she came to the
pocket. Another very reasonable idea
advanced by my youngest girl was
to have small bell attached to the
edge of the pocket. so that lady could
shake her skirts and be guided straight
to the aperture by the tinkle. What do
you think of the plan of getting out a
patent on some such thing as this, and
calling it So-and-S0's Inyariable Pocket
DlScOyerer, or something like 1t? |
think there's fortune in it,don't you?"
The clerical young man made very
indistinct rely, and just then the old
gentleman arrived at his street. As he
left the car he remarked to the young
lady who had had trouble with her
pocket:
Try the bell idea and see if you can't
get up something that will act as a
priceless boon to your sex. The pocket
question is certainly very serious one.
very serious"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
HARD ON SETTLERS,
But Noble Recommends Their
reimbursement

But Noble Recommends Their
reimbursement.
WASHINGTON, April 6. = Secretary
Noble to-day decided in the cases of en-
tries made under the homestead, pre-
emption and timber laws wherein final
proof and payment were made, and
final certificates issued prior to- the date
of reservation, that in case these en-
tries are found to be regular, the pat
entS should issue. The secretary
further holds, that a valid homestead
entry excerpts the land from the reserva-
ton; but in case the entrymen fail to
perfect their titles, the entries should
be cancelled and the land will become
part of the reservation. 1t is esti-
mated that these colopists have eX-
pended in the construction of
public roads and in other i'm
provementS about 100000, and
while the Secretary's decision may
result in hardship to the colonists, any
relief to them must come through con-
gressional action. The secretary said
to-day that he has no desire to deprive
the cOloniStS of their equities in the
matter, and although the law and the
facts compelled a decision against their
claims. he would be willing to recon-
mend to congress that they be reim-
bursed for their losses.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

legislative delegation, reported to them
that no appropriation would be needed
this year for cleaning the streets of st.
Paul, and that they might leave this
item out of consideration while medi-
tating schemes of municipal reform.
When asked for an explanation, he aaid
that he had noticed that the women of
st. Paul would wear gowns this spring
with trains yard or more in length,
and that these would give the streets
all the sweeping they needed. This
saves the city $500 at one clip. The
GLOBE echoes Mr.. RUNDLETT's senti-
ments. Thank heaven for the Ameri-
can women. There is no question
about their patriotism.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Bernhardt's Good HeaItb.

Chicago Herald's Washington Letter.
Bernhard is getting fat, and seems
happy, merry woman. She laughs and
jokes. and one can almost see dimpIes
in her cheeks. She impresses every one
who comes in contact with her as being
a happier woman than when she was
here before. Then she was ill and Irri-
table; now she is strong and happy and
as satisfied as her big dogs with her
surroundings. Madame looks out of
her windows to enjoy the sight of her
dogs chasing about Mcpherson square.
She was asked yesterday what became
OF the pet that she brought with her on
her last visit to this city-the wildcat.
He is dead,' she replied. 81 cried
four days after him." Nine. Bernhardt
has three servants with her-two men,
one of whom is her cook when she
travels in her own car, the other is
valet, courier. etc, and the third serv-
ant is a maid, who also looks after petite
Regina.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

considerable extent. The coins to be
changed are the silver dollar, the half
dollar, the quarter dollar and the dime.
These changes are to be made under
the act passed at the last session of con-
gress, which appropriated S150,000 for
the purpose, and is available July l.
director Leech thinks that from 81 ,000,
600 to S3,000,000 of the unavailable as
sets of S20,000,00O in the treasury can
be recolned with this appropriation.
The gold coins are considered Satisfac
tory and will not be changed. The
mandatory coinage of the silver dollar
ceases on July |. After that date the
trade dollar bullion in the treasury will
be recoined into silver dollars. The de-
signs, after being selected, will not be
changed for twenty-five years. The
circular will call for the submission of
the new designs by June l.
A reward of $500, in the nature of
compensation, will be paid for each de-
sign accepted, five in all. The motto,
lin God We Trust" will be preserved
on the coins. This motto has curious
history. From the foundation of the
government until 1864 no religious
motto ever appeared upon our coins. In
November, 1861. a clergyman addressed
a letter to Mr.. Chase, the secretary of
Tic treasury, suggesting recognition
OF the deity" on the coins. This letter
was referred to the director, with a
favorable Endorsement by the Secre-
tary, but it was found that the notices
could not be changed without authority
of law. In December, 1865, the director
submitted plans for new three
cent, two-cent and one-rent piece,
on which it was proposed that
one of the following notices be
inserted: "Our Country, Our Cod"
God, Our Trust" Mr.. Chase sug-
gested in lieu of these notices the one
In God We Trust" 1t was upon the
two-cent piece authorized April %, 1864
Since abolished), that I'm God We
Trust, first appeared. 1t is now upon
ali the large coin.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
MY KIND OF A WOMAN.
She should be kind and good.
With 1nanohr of sham or show

She should be kind and good.
With naught of sham or show.
Nor sickly mass of nerves, nor yet too rude,
Too tall, nor yet too low.
Nor fat nor lean. nor quick nor slow.
1 care not for the color of her hair;
1t may be black, or brown or even red.
Her facet d like it just a little fair
And shapely, for III never wed
A chin that's disproportionate to the head.
In figure would like her neat and trim,
Not built of stuff from any shop or store,
But natures shape in body and limb:
So made that she could we'll endure
This life if we were Door.
I'd love her all the more if she but thought
She was mans equal in the plan of lite;
That twas her right TO help improve our Lob
And was citizen as well as wife.
And so should act when public wrongs are
rife.
I'd like her to be really kind and good,
With naught of sham or show,
perfect specimen of womanhood,
With heart and head aglow.
A being truly sweet to know
Boston Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
No Such Order Issued,

WASHINGTON, April 6. - Secretary
Tracy was to-day shown dispatch pub
lished in this mornings papers, dated
Denver, in which it was stated that Adj
miral Brown, at San Francisco, was in
receipt of orders from the navy depart
ment at Washington inStructing him to
dispatch the cruiser San Francisco
Wednesday to Chill, and to order the
return of the Charleston to Ii onolulu at
once. The secretary stated that the
dispatch was without foundation. and
that no such orders had been issued.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
THE STORY OF A DAY.
P. T. Barnum is dying.
The cornicemakers strike

P. T. Barnum is dying.
The cornicemakers strike.
Parnell is reported TO have married.
Chicagos fve-cornered election begins to-
day.
The senate prison committee makes its re-
port.
Several arrests are made in the coke re-
gon.
winona and St. Cloud elect Democratic
mayors.
Michlgan's vote on supreme court judge is
In doubt
Germany is said to have raised the pork
embargo.
New designs for coins will be advertised
for to-day.
An clipping Ohio couple is located at spo-
kane Falls.
Mark Baldwin will sue the St Louis club
for $25, 900 damages.
Gen Ruger practically admits that he will
succeed Gen. Gibbon.
In the Ohio city elections the Democrat
and Republicans fight drawn battle.
The Andrew j. Davis mineral entry case is
decided in favor of the Davis heirs at Wash
Ington.
Chinese workmen bore anger holes in a
steamer to force its captain to take them
ashore.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
How Victoria Proposed.

Letter to st. Louis Dispatch.
Apropos of royal marriages l heard
pretty story concerning that of Queen
Victoria the other day. On the day that
the young queen announced to parlia-
ment her betrothal to Prince Albert, her
aunt the Duchess of Gloucester, asked
her if she had not felt greatly embar-
raised on that occasion. Not half as
much. dear aunt" was the reply, las
L did when asked Albert if he would
accept my hand" For female SOW
erelgn by royal etiquette must propose
10 the gentleman of her choice, no
prince being considered of sufficiently
elevated rank to approach her as a
WoOer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
No New Treasurer Yet.

WASHINGTON, D. c., April Cit is
stated on the best authority that there
is no immediate prospect of change in
the office of United States treasurer.
and that the president will certainly
take no action whatever IN the matter
until Mr.. Huston RECEIVERS from his
present illness. There is no truth in
the report that arrangements are being
made for count of the cash and Secur-
tiles in the treasury in anticipation of a
change in the office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
A Tight Squeeze.

CLOAK REVIEW.
Bride-elect-Let's see, dear, the we'd
ding takes place at 8 and the train
leaves at IL, and I've got to change my
satin wedding dress for one to travel in.
How can do it?
Bridegreom-eleet-W that will
give yon three hours, darling.
Bride-elect-Truc. Bat just think,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
AMORIS INTEGRATIO.

II I might choose, my fellow servant said,
And shyly turn'd her glowing cheek away,
If might choose, which never till to-day,
Was WOO by man nor by myself betrayed.
1 would not be thus shamefast. thus ARRAY d !;
Fol. neither joy till now, nor tyrannous
- love,
Nor loneliness, did ever me so move
But that wished to live and die d maid,
And yet. she said am not SO dismay'd
BY that great mystery of married souls.
Whereby each serves and also each con-
trolls,
And either is the others light and shade,
AS that l could not bring myself to see
The dear delight of being part of thee.
G The Academy
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Lenten Diversions.

New YORK Weekly.
Strict Rector-My dear, L am aston
ished to hear that you went to the thea
ter during Lent.
Young Lady-lt isn't wicked to talk
during Lent, is it.
of course not, but you went to
play,'
Il went with theater party, and we
paid no attention to the play.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
The Work Begun.

Special to the Globe
LITTLE FALLS, April 6.-Work on
the new $4,000 convent and school
building for the Franciscan Sisters has
commenced. A temporary building has
been put up for present use. The hos
pital department Will be built next
spring.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

New YORK CITY has new ordinance
forbidding the distribution of handbills
or circulars in the street. 1t is in
tended to put stop to the littering of
the pavementS, and also to protect peo-
pie from the nuisance of the bill and
circular distributors, who thrust greasy
and bad-smelllng bits of paper at I'M
willing passers-by. Strewing the streets
and covering the sidewalks with cheap
printed dodgers" is costly, trouble
some and unfruitful method of adver-
Using. New Haven, Conn.,, has SINH
lar ordinance, and all cities should have.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
The Superiority Of Man.

Jack-I don't see why you girls
shouldn't hustle around like the rest of
US and do things for yourselves! You
could save lots of money by making
your own hats and gowns.
Laura-Fd just like to know what YOU
do for yourself?
jack? Why, I've been making m V
own cigarettes since the 1st of Janu-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
SOUTHWESTERN CROPS.
Their Outlook Said to be Very
Fine Indeed.

ATcnIsoN, Kan, April en-. Rath-
bun, superintendent of the Missouri Pa
cific, whose territory includes about a
thousand miles of road north and west
of Kansas City, has had reports as to
the crop prospects from all his subordi-
mates and from every station in his ter
ritory. He says that they are gratifying.
the best in the history of the road, and
that the realization will equal the an
ticipation. Northern Kansas and South
ern Nebraska will have the largest yield
of wheat ever known. The acreage was
never before so large. This, however,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

That is a wholesome provision in
Nebraska that allows the governor to
put his veto on any items in an appro-
priation bill that he chooses, This
may, however, interfere with the little
combinations of local interests.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
The Best Hand Yet.

Detroit Free Press.
Howard didn't get home till late
last night.
Richard-What sort of hand did you
hold?
Just the incest little hand you ever
saw. 1T belonged to old man Goldrock y
only daughter
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

THE legislature of Illinois is petit
toned to give inmates of lunatic asy-
lums free use of the postofficeS. AT the
first thought this would seem to be a
ridiculous proposition, and leading to
annoyance to officials and quiet people
known to lunatics. But the object
sought by the petition is commendable
People have been taken to asylums and
held there who were not really de-
mented. Itserved the ends of malicious
parties to have them retained there, and
great wrongs have been perpetrated by
this means. Others are at times bru-
tally treated and unable to get word to
friends. No considerable harm would
result from free postal access outside.
and in some instances it would be very
useful.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
A Juror Ill.

WASHINGTON, April 6.-Assistant
District Attorney Claggett to-day closed
his argument for the prosecution in the
Kincaid case. and c. Maurice Smith
opened for the defense, but before he
had concluded his address the court
was obliged to adjourn until tomorrow
on account of the illness of one Of the
Jurors,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

HENRY GEORGE, the anti-poverty
champion, was seen with package con-
tanning S5,OOO,0OO in his hands few days
ago. But they would not let him take
it out of the sub-treasury building. 1t
would abolish some poverty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
NEW COIN DESIGNS.
Director Leech Will Ask for Them
TO-NOrPOw.

WASHINGTON, April edward o.
Leech, director of the mint, will prob
ably Issue a circular tomorrow to art
lists for new designs for subsidiary
coins. The general features of the
present coins would be preserved to a
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

IT HAS been decided in a Chicago
court that wife may recover damages
from her husband in a civil suit when
she has sustained bodily injury from
him. This is an improvement on the
musty authorities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

It's said that the prices for frst-class
base ball players will rule quite as high
as ever this season. Most other branches
of industry more related to the tariff
have reduced.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

New 7 Ork Herald.
Jake Jimpson (who had been absent
for some time)-How are you getting
along now, Miss Cora?
Cora Bellows (blushing)-I am $50
living that when the summons comes to
john
dear. Here it is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

THE Ohio Republicans are disposed
to leave clear field for MCKINLEY for
the nomination for governor. If he
should be waited in handsomely on
tariff gales. he might be good deal in
the way of HARRISON next year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Found at LaA
BROOKLYN Life

Brooklyn Lie.
Mrs. Gargoyle Introducing friend)-
Mr.. Hunker, this is Mr.. Snow, the
father of the lovely Miss Snow, whom
you so much admire.
bunker Extending his hand)-I am
exceedingly happy to meet the author
of the beautiful Snow.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
EXAMPLE FOR CANADA.

The British colonies in Australia are
somewhat inconvenient in location to
be taken into the United States, but
they have credit for some excellent
laws, and may set their sister colonies
on this continent useful examples.
They have recently taken steps to
form federation and eventual indie
pendence of the maternal authority
represented by Queen VICTORIA. The
style is more that of the United States
than of Canada. the designation of the
commonwealth having republican
flavor that does not attach to the
Dominion. Difference is shown to the
old county to the extent of allowing
nominal governor to be named by the
queen. If he attempts to be much more
than figurehead the federation will
probably fill the place with its own
selection, and cut any little cords of
authority extending to England.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Better Have Said Nothing.

Life.
Elderly Au nt-My dear. l have just
put you down i'll my will for $4,000.
Her Niece-O, auntie, what can | say
to thank you. How are you feeling to
daye
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Getting 1t Down Fine.

Boston Herald.
Connecticut young women are anus
ing themselves and making work for
the postOffice officials by writing letters
to one another on the backs of postage
stamps.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

Now that the base ball season is open
ing. it may afford relief to remember
that the catcher and the umpire carry
accident and life insurance policies fol
full value.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

THE French debt is more than double
that of Germany, and the latter has
much the larger population. Yet the
French people are as prosperous and
comfortable as the Germans.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

II men would use half the effort to
keep woman's love that they expended
in winning it fewer marriages would be
failures.-Cape Cod Item.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07
Hell didn't get your last letter.

Ht-I uluI get your IaSI I6tter.
She pouting)-And l sent you kiss
in it.
He-How unbusiness-like you areI
Don't you know that letters containing
valuables should be registered?
He was allowed to kiss away the pout.
-Harper's BaZar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

The girl of the period now MARBLES
''buy the style" instead of Shy the stile."
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

Woman may never be elected to con-
gress, but she will ever maintain the
position of speaker of the house.-Texas
Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

CARTER HARRISON. in Chicago, al
legeS that five doctors have advised him
that he has constitution enough to
stand four years in hell" After to-day
CARTER will have leisure for expert
mental tests, and may regret their de-
Law
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

RI-WEEKLY-( DAILY = Monday, Wednesday
and FriGay.)
/ VI in advance. 81 90 mos. in adv..S2 90
) months in advance 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

There was never a girl so homely that
size could live happily without looking
glasS.-SOmerVille Journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

does not mean thai there will be short
age of corn. As the farmers have a good
wheat prospect, they are getting ready
to try corn as usual
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1891-04-07

THE president will not visit this stat e
on his tour. He may have made suffi-
cient provision for its vote in conven
ton, or has no hope of getting it.