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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Did Not Pay the Duty.

~ want to have two ruffianss arrested ~ ex-
Gained a bury German angrlly. says the New
York Tribune. as he rushed into police station
on the East Side the other day.
What for:n asked the sergeant at the desk.
Smuggling" was the answer.
Where are tbeys"
"Don't know"
Who are they?
Don't know"
How do you know they are smugglersy"
They told me So"
Tell me all about it."
We'll, keep saloon in Second avenue. The
other night two Spanish looking men came in.
ordered beer and sat down at a table on which
they placed two bundles. While they were
drinking and talking one Of them steps over TO
me and says:
" DO you know Jacob SpTinkelhemer:
No. said l.
Then he went back and talked again with his
comrade,. By and by he stepped over 10 me
again and said:
" Sprinkelheimer keeps 6 cafe in Second ave-
nue., but hat his card lost. 1t is very bal for
me- We are Two sailors who have Just landed
from Cuba. We have lot of fine cigars, gran
cigars, for Mr.. Sprinkelhemer brought. Pure
Havana gram They paid no duty. We sold
lot to Sprinkelheimer on our last voyage and he
a fine thing out of them made. Now we have
we all these fine cigars, gran cigars, pure Ha-
vanas, back to Cuba take? 1t is too bad They
are gran and cheap-so cheap
well, just to help them out"
You bought lot of cigars yourself" broke
In the police sergeant"
That is So"
And they turned out to be common New
York tenement house twofor-fves,'' continued
the officer.
That is true my friend, said the German
with deep sigh. How did you fiud it out?'
And you want them arrested for snug
CLING
They acknowledged they were smugglers "
But you bought the struggled cigars. Now,
you're as much of a smuggler as they. You
must be arrested to-"
'Men Gott," gaspsd the astonished German,
who had not looked at the case in this light;
what shall do?'' Then, as a bright thought
struck MIN. and he seemed to see a way out of
difficulty, he said:
But they did not smuggle those cigars after
all. sergeant"
Then you can't have them arrested for
smuggling
:. But can't have them arrested for swind-
ling me?'
Not when the bargain you thought you
were making would have swindled the govern
ment,"
Bonner and bitten" grumbled the beer
seller, as he turned away. that Is the way that
rogues prosper and honest men, like me- their
hard earned money see NIT white wings quickly
away fligen."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
once More the Rivals Are Out.


They're at it again. Farewell, for all
is Overt" shouts Chicago to New York. In
cipient cooling that began 50 promisingly
has stopped with an impetuous jerk.
Frowns portend hair-pulling. Resonant
sounds ill the air.
Just when the traditional whiteawinged
dove of proverbial tranquility was con-
templating the redemption of a comforta-
BILE space upon the sanguinary ex-
pause between them and was pro-
ceeding to daintily extirpate par
ticularly tenacious and pestilential
parasite from the hurricane deck of his
brilliant plumage Chicago let fly at New
York small shower of detract.
i've missiles to the effect that
''the one distinctive and distinguishing
feature Of the city, the pinnacle of her
dwarfing glory and the source Of her most
unamiable concelt was the Bartholdi Lib,
erty' statue, and now even that Is proving a
fraud and turning chilly pewter shoulder
on the admiriDg public. IL transpires that
NJ Bartholdi constructed this eminent fat
lady not of bronze nor of fine alloy, nor even
of bell metal but of cheap and base adj
mixture of iron copper and pewter. She
! is not even brazen, despite her bold appear.
ance. 1t were better if she were made OF
McKinley's tin-an alloy of Imagination anC
pure space. AS it is. her perfidy must revea
itse f in gradual crumbling away at the
creases and joints"
These few remarks ELECTED from New
York the retort courteous that comment
couched IN such "barbarlc strain" wert
regarded by the refined maturity of judg.
ment concentrated in that metropolitan
1 centre Of commerce as rather small Dor,
| journalism" To this were added certain
animated express ons of opinion that tenC
TO maintain the vivacity of the ejaculativ
/ tete-d-tete.
By this time the intervening atmospher
is literally clouded with a veritable fog o
expletive projectiles It's lively but it,
ludicrous to see two great big overgrowl
towns like those figuratively prancini
around on their pouderous financial footin,
and frantically brandishing their fat AM
unwieldly arms of trade at one another il
all the impotence of corpulent wrath.
Both Of them would be far better en-
ployed in mopping the grimy dirt out of tn
veins and sinews of their own corporate
organizations With the channels of thei
respective internal anatomy properl,
cleared Of garbage and purified so as t,
secure a better circulation, they wouIt
probably feel less envious and biliously
aggressive,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Driving the Clerk to plshonestv.

Driving the Clerk to Dishonesty.
From the National Weekly (Lit.).
He had wife.
His salary was 1880 per annum.
But she complained.
She wanted better house.
Better clothes.
Nothing fit TO 10 out in
No country cottage.
Nor carriage.
Nor society.
She coveted place on the ragged edge Of the
400.
She kept it up.
Night and day.
And moaned and
Wept
He lacked style, also.
AS well as new clothes every six weeks and
various other things
He knew how his employer made several hun
dredOn the street daily.
thousand or 80 would not be missed for a
few hours
So be took il and vent up the street and won.
She got her sealskin.
he took more and lost.
More yet
DefhlcAtioa discovered.
he wears Cue penltentlATy check
Oibefs are going, TOO.
lessre
Better h modest room W Two pair Of back
stairs than q cell Ia jail
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
The Spelling Match.
From st. Nicholas.


They'd all sat down but Bess and me,
| surely thought I'd win.
To lose on such an easy word,
IL was a shame and sin,
We spelled the longest in the book,
The hardest ones right through
TYPOGRAPHY" and ''pachyderm,"
And ''gneiss' and ''phthisic too.
spelled ''immaleablity.'
Pneumonia. ut was fun!
'Phlebotomy,' and zoophyte,"
Each long and curious one.
Then teacher gave right queer smile
When Bess spelled ''aquarelle,'
And backward. quick, she turned the leaves
And then she gave out spell"
I'm sure never stopped to think
About that double l."
1t seemed like such an easy word;
But one can never tell.
Spell spelt it
And how they all did laugh
And teacher said. II think, my dear,
Too easy twas, by half"
Now, Bessie was not proud or mean;
She said, NO wonder, Jane,
For We were thinking of big words;
You spell it right, again"
I'm glad that il was Bess who won,
And not those others. Well,
II did miss one little word
showed that could spell.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Within the short space of twenty-four
hours Politicians William Henry Smith,
Charles Stewart Parnell and John Pope
Hennessy as well as the King of Wurtem
berg all gave up the ghost" or them all
the death of the King Of Wurtemberg is
probably of least consequence in that 1t will
cause less commotion than either Of the
others. This shows that man may b. a
king and yet not cut much Of figure in the
world. But it also shows that the eminent
people are rapidly dying of. Why, even
Spectator Green Bay Raum il reported TO
have an aggravated baekacke, or something
Of the sort.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

That picturesque young West Virginia
Amazon Of moonshing proclivites and a
striking tendency to shoot straight with her
Winchester was as game as she was pretty
and led the mioIons Of Uncle Sam merry
chase before they captured her. Even now
they will probably have some difficulty in
proving that she did anything except shoot
ruree men who ilsulted her. For rural
maiden Of "a she is decidedly bright and
eharD
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Models Must Feel the motions

OF j. R. Herbert, the eccentric artist, says
Youths COMPANION, many amusing stories are
told. He insisted that his models SHOULD feel
the emotions that animated the chass eters they
were to represent. and once, in explch&ing this
necessity to a somewhat stOlid model became
himself affected to tears at the mere thought of
what the other should feel. He had, more
over, a sense of humor and a calm way of dis
playing it.
One day he was with Landseer at the Athena
UNI, after academy meeting, and the latter
called for refreshments
Some of Eat also to me. said Herbert to the
waiter, In the broken English he affected When
it was brought he continued: "Ah, shall have
no money Pay for me. Landseer."
His FIR end paid and they went out together
Herbert then stopped to listen to beggar in
the street.
"Ah. stay a bit" said he. 81 want to do
leetle charity and you, my dear friend, must
lend me a shilling"
Soon after they came upon another beggar,
and a similar bit of charity was INDUCED in
Landseer furnishing the money.
When Herbert rejoined him it was TO say,
with the utmost coolness:
Let me see! Borrowed at the club, one shil-
ling; charity, two shilings. All, do owe you
three shilling. Yet, now 1 link of it. you shall
do 70 charity. 1t will be good for your soul.
shall pay you re one shilling"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Just like the average vain woman Mrs.
Frank Leslie that used 70 be could not de-
scribe her new hubby without dilating with
great gusto upon the vast procession of
more or less pathetic proposals that he
prodigally strewed beneath her feet before
she finally consented TO relieve his distress
by marrying him. That was gracious Of
her. Also generous. BY this time it is TO
be hoped that tie erstwhile wretched young
man feels better.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Young Jimmie Blaine threatens to make
stubborn fight for the possession of the
little Blaine boy who is said to resemble his
eminent grandfather and to evade the pay
ment of alimony to his young wife Ap-
parently the latter is the prime object of the
contest. In view of his alleged conduct his
plea that she deserted him will probably
prove rather difficult to sustain.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
oVR NEW YORK OFFICE.

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NJ the MORNING NEWS, office % Park ROW.
No. vort All advertising business outside of
M. states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Nina will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Lecturers don't seem to be greatly encour-
aged in Missouri when they use athletic
language Only few days ago an enter
pnsing young man with an underlined
grievance concealed about bis person and
rather vague though thrifty manner of
disclosing II at the rate Of ~ cents listen
was 50 cordially saluted with defunct yege-
tatioD and saporanpuatede egg that be had -
'breek away aud make Tuu" for shelter.
Instead u egglng bin on fhs natives eyed
MN on bgt the eggs were not - bad ss
his language. hencs tie somewhat violent
e2reasaiQn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Leader William Henry Smith. who hes
just died in London, is fair specimen of
of the high degree of political and pecuniary
power and govt that thrifty man may
obtain in this world as a newsdealer If he
habit lived so high he might have gone
right along living comfortably on the in
come of his $40 900 600 fortune. Instead
of that his relatives will now have 1t to fight
nvar
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

With the state and national farmers alli-
ances in line and all available forces and
influences working tremendously for deeper
water here the success of the development
of Savannah as shipping port for general
deep sea carGoes is only a matter of time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Producing ones individual handwriting
over 400 miles away by electricity is new
development of electrical discovery that
sounds rather marvellous. But it was re-
Gently done in Chicago as described else
where What neXt2
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Ohio dispatches seem to show that Gov.
Campbell is making the Indian summer I'M
commonly hot for MS foes. Through his
attorney he is bringing to book those par
tisan republican newspapers that have
been trying injure his credit aud his per-
sonal reDute in rather an INSCRIPTIONS
way, and he is going for them in great
shape with gloves off and armed with the
cudgels of the law.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

According 70 the expressed views Of Gen.
Alexander the removal Of the executive
departments q the Central railroad from
Savannah - but trihing matter compared
70 the advantages Of tonnage expected 20
be derived from the established closs con-
nection witb tbe Terminal system. But the
opinions 4 the former employees Of those
migrated departments are apparently some.
what different On that subject.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Views of the most prominent democrats
I'm Ohio concur with Gov. Campbell in the
opinion that all present indications point to
the prospect of the complete success of the
democratic ticket there this fall
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Evidently the Baltimore aud Ohio rail
road has been Derved - emulation Of the
fast running trails Of other eastern roads,
a. was shown BY its resent performance ia
running 4 train seyenty-tNo miles an i08r.
Bat that is rstbsr dangerously fast tims on
any roas. Yet la thls RAPID ego time has =
b. annihlls.s1 ssmshOB.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Oorrectl Sit Down.
From the Philadelrhfa Ttmes IndN

FToOl NE PhIIddetph1u Times IInd.k
The breezy paragraph is rapidly supplanting
the labored leader, ami condensed thought res
placing ponderous theorizing. At the same
time II should never be forgotten that clear
cut argument, supported by resistless facts and
treste in dignifled tone, can never be con-
densed beyond reasonable limits without be-
coming emasculated and trivial.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Learning to "Step Lively"

From the Indianapolis Neics (Dem).
Robert Bonner thinks that both Sunol and
Nancy Hanks will beat the famous record of
Maud S. Nosooner will this be done than tn
horsemen will set diligently to work to train
a horse which shall surpass that speed. This is
tie distinguishing tendency Of the present age
to beat the record.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08

Mr.. Flowers seputation as a congressman
seems to derived considerable force from the
fact that he once Incorporated into one of his
speeches the entire constitution of the United
States
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
CURRENT COMMENT.
Liberal to a Fault"-Every Fault.

From the Philadelphia Ledger Qrld.).
"rhe great liberal congress- is the way in
which the Newcastle England gathering has
been universally referred to. This is a mistake.
The great liberal congress Of history to date
was the bihon-dollar one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
Talked and Acted Like a Man

The young man had been with the party some
time, says the Chicago Tribune, and he finally
rose to go. The others vetoed the proposition
80, sit down. cried one.
What do you want to break up the party
fot?" asked another
BE good fellow" said a third
Now that BE good fellow'-well every man
something be did not want to do and ought not
to have done for fear some one might think he
was nota good fellow"
The young man hesitated.
NO guess had better 60" he said at last
'Nonsense It's early yet" protested one
Sit down. Sit down. Wen all be home be-
fore 70" added another.
The young man sat down, rested his arms on
the table, and said:
well, I'll submit the case to you You are
talking or going to the theater, or having a
game of cards at the club, and you want me to
be one of the party. Now, in Il coy little fiat
on the north side there's a little woman"
Children sick?'' put in one of the party.
No; there's only one, and he's in good
Wife sick:"
mo"
Wait minute" interrupted the young man.
III leave it to you, but You must hear the case
This little woman is all alone in the fiat. The baby
is in bed, and she is sitting there reading or
sewing and listening TO the steps of those pass
ing the house. / left home at 0 O'Clock this
morning, and since then she hes been alone
with the baby. Now she hasn't even the baby
to occupy her time"
He paused moment to give them an oppor-
tunlty to speak, but no one said word. Then
he said
Boys, If you think you want my company
to night more than she does I'll stay"
There was another pause, then one of the
party took sip OF champagne and said:
I'D rather you'd so home"
The others nodded their assent, and the
young man said:
I'D rather 60"
1t was some time later in the evening when
one of the members of the party said:
There's man."
And every one knew whom he referredto
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-10-08
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