New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-10-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

,, - ,orr vears aco the Rev. Mr.. BaytH
England delivered n lecture In TINS country VI u
hobby. the end Of the world. In THIS lecture ~
dicted that that dread event would take pace ~
year 1901. and that General Bouanger' VINO WA
then he at the very height OF his power, woun M
anti-Christ foretold in the Apocalypse 'o.lns
been heard from Mr.. Baxter since the dea'n Oh ooA
Boulanger, but 1t Is propaoie Vn"' N' ~ ~
prediction for repairs.
The Listener is reminded Of an incident Win nuns
,+re IN II from the Food and Health Exhibition a
one Of the establishments there, Where INC ia 49,
come TO the show are more p arISun r gu man IL N
attention than the men, an agreeaDe !Ous .m. iuA
duty A wonderfully pretty young woman oaine "a
tile enclosure the other day ana was o n va
great aIacrity and generosity by the Young nsn 80
was of course only doing his duty in being very pos
to her. As the young woman wlthnS" bo %y re women
Undoubtedly elderly and indsputaoy money ToMc
stepped up One OF these ladies took in ne at4uoS
and busting UP to the young man, SAID 70 yam : ny
now we'll find out whether you can be as poiN sH
gSsf st y Vent ut out We'll see what stuff mad.
OFF, Nonsense Sarah IL saa the r 0er .SUe difference
he wouldn't be- We'd better go along 20 Mey Uens
along and the young man looked rather grateful
ton Transcript.
In Swiss hotel the following announcemens .
rosted nm Misters the venerable voyagers are adr
tised that when the sun him rise horn VII
blowedp That announcement sufficiently prepafon
visitor for the following entry In the wine llS u
this hotel the wines leave the traveller nothing TO noH
forn
Knew His Business.-Mr. Laman-.why do you aisg,
question patients closely about what tney eatl -
the Information you get heip you 10 diasn0S' '"'
cases 49,, -.
Doctor Emde-oh, MOI But by 50 doing I =, =
enabled TO guess what their station In LIE Is ana NV
much fees can probably get out OF them-tPucA
Saws writer In "The Boston Herald: " Nov Ha
IL will be difficult to obtain Bishop Brooks as oA
brant OF the lite OF matrmOny in Trinity fashion nay
drift back again to the old Kings Chapel, where
held sway so long. crowded permanent consV
CATION its geographical situation will probably nes
again permit such as made Mr. John Z. Thayef'
remember, very grateful to secure a gallery pew
81 900 In the heyday Of its prosperity. But ior !"
casonal affairs like marriage, there is someUns
so social arstocratic and digned in the INTERIOR sA
its traditional flavor to color the assemblage OF ~
folks that the chapel deserves 10 be the 81 ue"s''
Hanover Square Of Boston,"
The Penalty Of CuIture.-Illterate yendor-Aprf
cots Appricots Three for 10 cents ..
Miss Minerva Absolute, from Boeton-Oh, nov
wretched man wanted some aprlcots so mus ~ ts
your atrocious INSTRUMENTATION has made ~ gu"
impossible for me 10 relish them.-(Boston OOure''
The first official act of Bishop Brooks was to at'ne
a reception given to q number Of deafmutes, ana nD
next was to visit on Sunday two churches In ha'"
hill, Mass, which quite rituastic.
Nearsighted lady-The boy who is trying TO tle tns
tin to that poor dogs tail oaght , 10 b pc
within an inch OF MS Hfe-tne nOlTlu niue ptu"
Mad-Its your boy, mum
"My boy ?"
"Yes, num- ,. 3
"Tell him, If he'll STOP I'll give him some csEe'
-(Good News.
1.-THE Detroit Free Press gives a couple OF Inv,
trations OF a peculiar use OF vowels In the sco''.
dialect, which, though it would lie unintellglOe
foreigner Is easily understood by a native.
The conversation is between shopmsn Anu
customer and relates to plaid hanging at the ENVY
door: o
Customer Qnquirng the materal-oof Woo'"
shopman-Ay, 90. (Yes, Of wool)
Customer-A oo7 (An woolO
Shopman-Ay, a. 90. Cies, all w0olb
Customer-A ae ool (All same woolO
shopman-Ay, a. 90. (les, all same woolJ
gentleman riding along the highway In sco'''u'
passed a cottage where there a merry making ~
some festive occasion. lie inquired OF lass az w
door what 1t was. -.
lou, it's Just wedding o. Jock Thamson ."
Janet Fraser"
els the bride rchi'
"Na."
Is she youngi'
"Na-a."
"Is she bonny2'
"N-a-a-a!'
Pannt-I came TO inquire behalf Of my son so1Sii
that situation you advertise. l don't Know as NC rs
suit you. He has Just graduated from college; hs
Shopkeeper-Oh, that doesn't SIGNIFY, lev "a
knew before lie went there will probably come OseA
him In time.-(Boston Transcript.