The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1891-05-07

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'ron The bee
-Aeltile. .as coo Al the 6ns Esn 70
appreciate to dasdrsnisss Of pot being
vel beeis5.
- r.. nsu .ho alovs II I'll vouldnt he
ssca h.s f,llos " be oply kept II 70
hlm.eii
--Ht. vss that soiss heard 10 ,bs
psrlot ls.s eight. Msisf Is va william
brestifs bic ssgsssassi
-Ihae never vss woman 20 plain thai
she pseisrrsd 10 look 81 the back rsihef
shsa She tfpsi al . mirror.
e. Er csn ir,oe b.. soossiofy back 10 The
food Oh. p.h.v. Thsi's nothing. Every
body sss 10 tho ssin thea.
Collin. wts, DO you isisbd TO iaie
for yeuf eaIdi Bollias III seli IL
ebesp. Anything yos'll si'e.
"A man gets too old for greet macy
things. hs, tho sbill'y 10 make fool Of
AEBstfb " 1fFNf h"ftfN-Ns
Little Susie We have bad . great
sssseuins 10 our church. Little E,hel-
Why 10 cur church they never 90 70 sleep.
Does your wife u, up for you when
you come home late from the clubi No.
but abe oftcp siis dovn 90 me- after get
10.
The nan Who knovs that be Vas one
liDa o. fool yesterday very often has
,uspicion that be 10 some other kind OF =
fool to-day.
An euierpri.ing though irevsfens Ne
ysds uudeitlker has adopted ~ bis buri
ness motto. You kick the bucket; Ne do
the rest.
The face Of the returns. said the chair,
mao q The meeting. shows 81 ayes and DO
noes. What qaeer looking lace that must
bel remarked su old lady 10 the bsck row.
-Tsscber - Tommy. can you give me
sentence 10 which bot IL = coniunctioni
Tommy - See the goat butt the boy. |
Bnu is CONJUNCTION aud connects the boy |
WITH the goat.
Customer Why did you take your
boy a~sy from scboolY Grocer-They |
we're ruiuioe him. Why. they we're trying
10 teach hin that sixteen ounces make
pound
II hops you remember your mother.
ssid the visitor to the prisoner. Yes. re.
piled the cotyici. with a fsrsway look ID
bis eye., yes. when | was = boy she used
10 cut my hair.
"A Bible vas sold in Chicago the other
DAY Tor seven thousand and four hundred
dollars When Chicago man makes mp
bis mind to start for heaven he gets des'
pers,eIy 10 esrpesi.
Bible,ou Adam spent several months
In Eden. Snsrley How do You know?
Bibleion He vas placed 10 Eden on the
sixth day Of the year l, aud be remained
there uuill the fail.
-D.sLwsy Just look at Miss Jasper
She iss d,ess Tor every day in the week
CIeverton- How the mischief can her
father III ,rd IN DAsbawsy : Easy enough
It's the same dress.
-Mamms. said . precocious youngster
Of the tea ,sble the other evening. after 3
long sud ,earping gaze toward plste oil
dou. hnuts. Mamma. think | could stand
n. p |
= Stranger understand that the city
people who have country residences in this
section are very popular with the rura
peisL boiss Native : Yessiree. Durndest
fool. you oversee. Any body KIN cheat EN-.
Cultured Boston Miss victim OF the
lsles, isd) Waiter You may bring me
some birds best soup and sharks FIN. In
tellieert Wsitsr We doesn't hab EN-
mise, but ~es got some speculative polk
en- beans,
The AT Of Conversation: Uncle Joth
Hose your istber2 Miss Belle Very
,noih-if Miss Belle She's we'll, too.
u ocle Josh otter Tine minule's pause)
ii os'r your psfentsg
Mn. Niitt (siib evident pridt) Il ,
declare II h-tv l-n'i smother iuvitAiit TO .
sra, a milineiy oi,.nin.l lis odd. too.
Tor r.sii, don / ,uk these people know
M. Mi- Sasrp Prrhsps that may be the
fsssob Wy ihey scot yau an |, vi,stion.
II sh,uld tliuk twss = hard uiptri l
can give YOU some idea OF how cold ii wss
here 10 Germany when | tell you the polsr :
bear 10 toe msnigeIlr escaped from bis
keepers, n,st- bis wsy 10 the snake house.
and t.rd tie DO. canarictvr around Lis
neck iof .afnit.
--Ricn Oh Patty - VITA, do you want
uiie Tor, ~brD you eau hardly support
yoarselif Why, .ir my daughter would
sis',, Snoflios (siih great digbi,yl-
Well. bif. II yen are the hind OF . man to 4
lc, you, dsus aud b., husband sisrve,
l doD I xish 70 eu,er ,ne family. :
Are ynn fpnd oi mu.ic7 asked .
stranger = TIE youpg man at The conctr
Who VA. spplsudius vigorously sit'r
pretty sid hsd suus a cong 10 very pain,
fol way M particularly, replied the
young man fsankly. bu, | an ,xtreu ely
ioud 81 Tho mn.icisu.
Noe. i.timg will you gpnt me one
isvvr b fore eo' Yes. George. will. she
ssld. droppius her sysls,hes and getting
her iips IN shspe. v hat /. the favor can
gran, ,oai Oily little song ., the piano,
love. am siraii taefr Is . dog outside Z