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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
He'd Come Again.

Lady latter giving the tramp scanty
lunch)-Remember. you said you would
shovel the snow of the sidewalk.
Tramp suppose there is no imme.
date hurry, is there
Lady-No; you may take all the time
you please to do It in.
Tramp turning away)-An right,
lady; III be round again about the
Fourth Of July and attend to it.-Bos-
ton Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
Faith Put to the Test,

Rich Wife Ito spendthrift husband
who has just got over an attack Of the
tremens and Is about to 60 out for
waikiki am quite sure you viii never
drink again, darling. WHEY can trust
you now.
Spendthrift Husband-Then Just let
me have . couple Of dollars to take with
me. my dear.-Drake's Magazine.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
A shattered Ideal Of the sanctum.

A Shattered Ideal Of the Sanctum.
II suppose that intellectual looking
person there with the mahogany desk
and the silver inkstand Is the editor?"
mo. He is the head Of the advertis-
ing department That small-headed
beggar with the blue pencil over there
in the corner is the editor. Jury.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
Utoria still Distant.

Returned Tourists Mr.. Lovall still
president Of the peace-onsarth society?
Resident - lie is president of "D-
branch Of it They've had split,
Judge
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

A COUGH, COLD, OR SORE THROAT should
not be neglected. Browns BRONCHIAL
TRocHEs are simple remedy, and give
prompt relief Is cts. box.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

Con liver oil is now offered Mt nineteen
cents pint bottle, but we fear 1t will never
become popular Leverage even at that
price.-Lowell Courier.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

The weight that has been hanging on the
front gate all summer W II now be trans.
ferred to the sofa in the arlor.-Maryland
Gazette.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

Why don't you try Carter's Little Liver
Pillsl They are a positive cure for rick
headache, and all the ills produced by dis
ordered liver. Only one pill dose
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

'DoN'r be shy" said the paternal craw-
fish II can't help It," Twas the reply. II
am naturally backward" - Washington
Post
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
The Reward OF Genius.

Crosby-What is the largest price you
ever got for single poem?
Mr.. Rondo-Well, consider that some
verses I wrote to Miss De Rocks before
we were married Melted me about sew
enty thousand dollars. - Munsey's
Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21
DIDN'T REPORT IT.

He Thought the Cow slgnslsd Him to
Go Ahead.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1891-01-21

Eichstein-Naomi vos shmard. Dem
twins vos always geddin' sebarated unit
losd before she made dem pants.-Life.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

40 mad u n In osunapy THAT The
Have schools for ~ cure.


Have schools for ~ cure.
One n The most unique schools In
This city Is That in which Professor II.
Her.chfcld Teaches stanmcrrrs how 10
cure themselves of their misfortune n
has been Ia existence now some nyo
years, and In that time nearly 200 PEG.
pie have is-n made 10 speak stnight
''Therr y no mystery about my art
at all, sald the professor toa reporter.
~ simply take n plain, ordinary, every.
day view Of tho matter am n grndu.
ate Of n German school, aud my oxpe.
Renee has proven that stamnering Is
simply habit, a bad one. II you will
but nothing morn than a habit do
not say 1t because Of my position. bot
! can cure anybody from stammering
who will come TO me for two weeks
with bona ildc Intention Of doing hls
best to overcome his falling"
In this theory hbout stammering
being habit you ARE running counter
to tho general opinion entertained In
GcrnnnyF
Yes" hc replied, ITO the general
opinion, but not 20 the best opinion.
! would be far from rejecting on my
countrymcn, but when thcy spread tho
impression that stainmering l. not
merely not "a habit. bat that II l. con
tagious, they np simply docoiving
Themselves. sim. that they arc
alarmed to certain extent u shown
by the fact that stammcring i incrcas-
Ing 20 such n degree that they have
public schools for IT, curc which aro
attended by morn than 50. 900 pupils
DO you find any particular nation.
alitics partial 10 stamincrineg
~ cannot say that do. but now
that | remember cannot recall SINGLE
Russian who i n sthnmercr. nor do |
have many Poles among my pupils.
This habit Of lispinR, which some silly
people believe IL quite au fat. prc.li..
pose, ono 10 stainmcring. You will
lind staInmcrlng more prevalent among
people Of a phlcgmatic temperament
and Ia nations that have nothing else
to do than try experiments with Ian.
gungo. Character IN people as a whole
has a good deal 10 do with the habit.
Where you find mon mud women with
plenty Of work you don't find many
snmmercn, and when you do lind
them, as l have, you have people Of
resolution 10 deal with aud can effect
cure. have met no man or woman
In this city vito cannot euro thcm.
solves. New York Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

There Is a man at a small stand In
tho lobby 81 AN uptown hotel who is
doing thriving business by illustrnt.
Ing a. customers the truth from But.
lcrs "iIudibras, whi,h I cannot quote
exactly az the moment, 10 the effect
that great men have lesser men 10 bite
en-, aud tho lesser ones stlll smaller
things, nd minimum. lie, doe, ID by
displaying under II small but powerful
microscope "A piece Of food almost any
kind Of solid food-about tho lie Of
nm ordinary pinhead. The revelation
Is startling To all, sickening TO some;
but suggestive 10 all who caro- 10 sub.
ject such supplies a, chocsc. for In.
stance Ia inspection.
On piece Of Stilton cheese no larger
than piu's head counted seven liz.
Ing aud lively parasites. tho largest 40.
parntly the silo Of my little finger
nail. may asl IN tho interest of
home manufacturers that similar
piece ~ lirie cheese Of American mako
did not appear to disadvantage under
tho microscope, which | Immediately
securcd for home use. - New YORK.
Tribune
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

figuratively speaking, tho bed Of tho
Atlantic ocean has at last been laid
bare. English, American, German aud
french sounding expeditions havo
mapped overy section Of tho oo1e that
lies at tho bottom OF tho gront wntery
waste. According TO those mans and
diagrams the Atlantic Is a huge water
trough of varying depths, extending
from polo 10 pole. Here and there
rocky peaks, like that of TcnerltIc, or
huge mountains of sand, like tho bank
Of Newfoundland, reach up to or bc.
yond tho surface. Between ireland
aud Newfoundland there exists 10.
markable submarine plain. always ~
Icrrcd to as "thc tcleguphlc plateau
which IL evidently n continuation 81
Tho great watershed. which between
attitudes 10 and 30 degs. north sur.
pounds the earth and divides the water.
Rowing south from those flowing north.
st Louis Republic.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
DEsEREr EVENING NEWS, THURSDAY FEBRUARY 10. 1891



'Why don't you ut on The end N
that cats tail = asked the old woman
IN che calico sunbpnnet. leaning over
flo beck fence Of suburban rcsi.
dence.
Cut OF my pets iailn replied tho
little housewife, nstonished. why
should r.
''Beoauso N you DON'T responded
the old woman, disnally. "your pussy
will endure u great deal OF unnecessary
suffering
"And why. prnyF
Don't you know" said the old wo.
man, In tones positively scpulchrnl.
THAT every kitten Is born with a worm
In the end Of It, tailr
"Nevcr heard Of IT,
You are Young yet. my dear. !.
who nin old and know things. tell you
that snch j. the fact. Watch for your.
-elf The peculiar restless curl IN tho end
Of n Kittens tail, and you will have eyi.
dencc Of what mean. You do not
want your cat to suffer Therefore.
chop II Of. "
But don't believe such nonsenselr
exclaimed the housewife.
"Child'' replied the old woman
With the calico sunbonnot, "you con
easily End out whether | nm right OF
wrong have chopped OF the end oi
the tail 81 every kitten have over had
aud each ono had a worm In 1t. II
looked somewhat like an anglo worm.
! make a business Of quitting on eats
tails, chiefly for tho purpose Of prevent.
Ing suffering, and my charge j. only
Any cents apiece. Wellington Star.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
In.aranee Arents. rrnn,..

First class lifo Insurance agents who
can approach what the companies call
big hsh" earn almost fabuIon,
amounts OF money. A gentleman who
represented ono Of the big New Yorl.
companies In thl. city Tor a number Of
ycar, aud who mover touched a man
for loss than Ga. 900 llic policy. was
wont 20 boast that bis annual Income
never fcll below 100000 lie was tell.
lag the truth, too Mr. Gniondigit
was a great success as u solicitor. Ila
company transferred him 60 Mes York.
wherc no had wider Held Of work.
There he was A. successful A. BE- vas
In Cincinnati, and he Haunted I'd ever,
cafe and bar Ia Bruadray between
Union square, aud the Giisey hon,s the
certified chea. for biz oommission. The
check was for $4,000. Hnd he boosted
that no had Handed his flshp In ono
month.
This accomplished life Insurance so.
Uclior Sas sent TO Berlin by his CON.
pany and reports from tho German
capital on the banks OF the Spree are
10 tho effect that there he Is doing quite
as well rs the gentleman who kept tho
hotel This man was self made IN
all that tho term implies, for when no
first came 10 Cincinnati ho worked rs a
common laborcr In a yeast mandatory
here, lilo WIS SYSTEMATICALLY liberal,
Extensively so at times, but Il was a
part Of his business. Cincinnati Com.
moroial Gazette.
1--WE cannot judge of tho potency OF
coils by their physical appearance
writes a distinguished scientific gentle.
man concerning the primordial cell life |
to which all living organisms have at |
length been reduced. Certainly in max.
ing such declaration as that, the ad.
mission is frankly made that there 4.
something beyond the mero atoms of
matter clustered there which gives Rfe
to the cell This admission snrrenders
the whole question whether there Is any
force beyond outward and visible mat.
ter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

The Production Of Physical uesuty.
The Idea oi beauty i wholly relative.
and varies with places and times.
Artists make beauty TO consist Ia Ger.
tain proportions Of tho parts Of the
skeleton and Ia the harmony Of tho
muscular development. We might
perhap. bc moro dcllnitesy saying that
20 he handsome at rcst aud In motion
the man ought to present tho traits 81
health mud moderate strength. and In
addition To be possession Of his means
of lOcoinOtion and of natural defense.
This Wow OF beauty originates In ia,
consideration that there Is a necessary
relation between vigor. skill. agility
aud the ontrr form Of the body Mt rcst
and Ia motion. Thus defined the tyne
Of beauty, Ia a given race or medium.
IS an Ideal which We seek to rcyiyo BY
physical education
IL follows that man specially de-
voted 20 any ono cxorcis, cannot DO
handsome. This may b. said Of all tho
professions that localiio muscular work
In restricted region Of tho body
There ar, however some sport. that
have ilic advantage Of exercising equal.
ly tld upper and lower limbs, such.
for example, a. wrestling, French box
Ing. swimming and canoeing with two
oars and a sliding seat 4 good gym.
nnstic- includes complete exercises and
Incomplete or unsymmetrical exercises,
under such n condition rs that they
shall correct one another, and that the
work shall bear upon tho lower and
upper limbs, George Demeny In Pop
ular Science Monthly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

with mhny people all other cobsid,
erations must yield To their notions Of
syn,mctry, which often turn ont TO
mean mere balancing or measuring OF
oae part with another. aud not tho
higher harmony Of parts which some.
times Involves little irregulnrity The
artist iinds TINT the symmetry of his
picture is helped by making the objects
which he represents nj one side of tho
canvas higher than those which he do.
plcts on the other
Not 10, however, was Il with a
worthy man, by occupation a carpsn.
ter who once had charge Of the ar.
mngoments NJ an exhibition given at n
country town In aid Of n charity. A
tnbleau was 10 DO given IN which tho
editor Of tho local newspaper. WHO
was n poet Of no little reputation In
tho country around, was TO bo shown
seated In chair and surrounded by
the muses..
~ the rehearsal, tho young ladies
representing tho muses. came upon the
stage and took their places. I've ON one
side Of tho editor and four on tho
other.
See horc, said the director OF tho
exhibition, there has got to DO an.
other Of those girls"
Another musem said one Of tho
ladies' why, there arc nine OF us.
Didn't you know that there were only
nine muscsf'
Can't help that, said tho carpenter;
symmetry requires ten muscs-flvo on
each side"
30 another young lady was d9ckel
ON, largely In copies OF the editors
newspaper and made TO rooresaut tho
muse OF journalism
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
Aiw.,. r.la nv. po,,.,, ~, , s.,,.

~'"sfs "a" rive DOLLARS Tor = shave.
II have seen some pretty high rollers
In my time" said Manager Bennett, Of
the Arlington. but tho late President
Barrios was easily the prince OF all that
class. When he stopped with US no
scnt down draft ono day by his score.
tary that called for $40, 900, and h.
wanted tho money instantly. I sug-
gcstcd going 10 n bank, but tho pr,-i.
dent didn't relish any such formally.
However, took his secretary and got
y, explaining ;? tho latter that few
hotels kept that much money lying
about In tho TILL lie said nothing 10
his chief about our visit 10 tho bank.
Whenever barber went 10 tho prc.i.
dents room 10 exercise his art ho was
presented with a IS gold piece. on
leaving Gen. Barrios distributed among
The servants who had waited on him
about $500 l fear we shall not look
upon his like again. n-Waahington
Post.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
nMsINe eense con mAakn1.
Shcy Are Easily nroueht Zip. aud rsusn.
ine Them n No WORT a. Al.

vhry Are Easily ntoneht ZIP. aud rstten.
Inc Them u No WORT a. Al.
The thousands Of geese which arrive
In this city between Nov. and Feb I
attract little attention, ~ but few oi
them are seen In tho markets, aud
their many excellent qualities aro little
known. The geese come from differ.
ent points along tho Chesapeake bay
and it, tributaries. aud they weigh
from twelve 30 twcniy -four pounds
each, and bring from g. Is TO ~ g.
Kent island Is famous place for rails.
Ing gccsc They arr shipped hero usu.
ally In large crates, but when put out
on the wharf many Of them have their
legs doubled over their backs aud So
cured. by which means they are ron.
dered helpless aud possible goose chases
arr prevented.
Before the goose IL brought 70 market
it, rearing Is simple. In fact, geese are
tho easiest poultry 90 raise when tho
surroundings arr favopblc In carly
February tho geese begin laying. They
deposit seven or eight eggs, but will lay
several lots of eggs II the inst arc r..
moved when laid They arc careful u
their young, which grow fast aud do
not require moro than week or two II
feeding before they arc ready to hustle.
drass llelds around the wntcr shores nre
their delight, and they will grow and
thrive while grazing like cattle. II
they got into wheat field while the
wheat Is green they play havoc.
In August, September and October
they are picked, an ordinary goose
yielding about two pounds Of feathers,
which arO worth atty cents per pound.
Before tho universal use Of metallic
pens goose quilts brought quite profit
10 poultry raiscn. About four weeks
prior Ia tho time for shipping the geese
they arc pat up and fattcncd on corn.
lnthe fsttening process the goose hos.
Tho avidity with which II accornplishes
tho task sct Is wonderful. When tho
geese reach market they AFRO surprisingly
heavy, and look with disdaln on other
fowl which are not 10 fat
The largest buyers Of geese are cltl.
feps Of tho jewish faith. After max.
lug purchase they put the goose In a
pen and give IL unlimited nutritious
food. Then tho goose Is put In pen
that Ia too small 10 nllow any other
motion than that absolutely necessary
for soising and swallowing tho food.
AZ this stnce men who make N profr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

A new process for tho manufacture
OF gas nom petroleum has been put
into practice at kttanning, Pa. by
which 1t Is claimed gas can DO manu-.
featured at ono half the cost OF the old,
and Is much better for illuminating
purposes Tho method Is very sim.
pie one, consisting OF n feeder aud a
system OF roturts. These retorts aru
kept at a certain heat, and tho oil
forred through them into receiving
tank filled with water When tho
hraied oil strikes tho water It turns
iNo gas, and is conveyed from there
tothe supply tank. pady for nso. It
b Hdd that 1000 feet Of gus can DO
manufactured from one barrel Of Lima
vii. New lorl, Telegram.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

One would suppose that a conscious,
me-, OF his own deformlty would have
ninde TallcyNnd moro lonlent TO tho
defects OF Others. That this was not
the case Is illustrated In his reply to a
qHes,ioner whose misfortune 1t was to
be crosseyed.
Meeting Talleyrand as the great
statesman was leaving a council whore
There had bcen much wrangling and
soniusion. this person eallol out 10
hlns
Well NJ. do Talleyraud, how arc
things lookingn
Like your eyes, slr,r was tho eut.
ang response. boston TI,,nseript
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12

A recent microscopical study by
Herr Schultz Of the skin Of toads and
salanandors Inns yielded some interest
Ing rcsulta There ara two kind. of
glands, mucous and poison glands. The
former an numerous over the whole
body, while tho latter are on the body
and limbs, and There arc groups In the
ear region behind tho eye, aud IN the
salamandor az tho angle Of the law.
Tho poison glands are, OF course. pro.
teciive, and tho corrosive Juice II dis.
charged difIercntly Ia toads aud sala.
nanders on stimulating electrically; In
the latter II Is spurted out In a fine Tot,
sometimes moro than foot In length,
whereas In the toad, after long action
Of tho current, It cxudcs sparlngly In
drops There Is no reason for suppos
Ing that tho mucous glands become
poisonous. Now York Commercial Al.
vertlsor
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
Do You Attend Balls and Parties?

These goods are
being worn by
many Of our most
fastidlous Society
gentlemen, aud
We have heard
n othlng but
words Of praise
~ 10 their merits,
In both NJ and
make. Amer you
have selected
your suit you
need full dress
shirts aud Shoes
Of which our Fur.
nishing GOO DIS
and Shoe Depart.
mcnts show q
complete variety
Of all that T. new
In their rcspse.
tive lines.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-02-12
SALE OF REAL ESTATE.

NofiCE ~ HEREBY OWEN, THAT IN
~ pursuance Of an order OF the Probate
ysurt u The County OF salt Lako, TerTitory Of
Utah, made on ne 2tth day Of November. isi.,
IN tho matter Of The estate Of Andrew N, Mac,
faTlane, deceased, the undcfsign0d sxecutrit
Of tho last Will aud Testament on said la.
ceased, Will sell AZ private sale To the hlrhost
bidder tor Cash, Gold Coin Of tho United stai.,
and subject 10 confirmation BY said Ptohsts
Court. on Tues'Ay, thel seth day OF Iabruary.
1891, a. ~ O'Clock ~, At the Trsidcnce Of eAl
checutri1, NJ, ~ ! street, 10 tho civ and
County o. salt Lake, Territory Of Utah. All lila
riEht, ttls, Interest and ettaie Of tie shli An
crew y. MArfaflune At the time OF his death ana
all the rlght tille and interest that said esiais
has, ny opera Ion Of law or othefWi,e ,arquirsd
o,her Than Or IN nddition 10 that OF the aAld An,
Drew y. MAcfArlAne Al the time Of his DEAN
10 and 10 AL ttAt certain lot Piece or nnrrei n
land situate, Wing Nd being In The SAD tiity
ana ouniy VI salt Lake, 1orTltory Of ITiaR
And bounded and described ~ follows, 10 vii
Commencing At the Northeast corner Of To,
lour %, block y, Plat NJ, salt I.aks Din
survey and running thence South foTty, III,
90 tout, ihunrs west nse fsl rods. iGenee
Nvih ioriy'nVc Isl feet, thence Rat IN. iS
ois 70 tue place OF beginning,
Terms and Conditions Of sale Cash. i'm
per cant q the Purchase money 70 be ps,d In
lhe gay OF sale, haluneo on Confirmation Of
sale by said Probate tourt. "
DEED AZ expense " purchaser
il.lLAhiTH J, MACFARLANE.
EAeculfiN % the last Will and Tostament Of
Andrew \, haetaflsne, deceased.
san Lake CITY, Utah. January Sota, 1891,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-06-25
The Hill Monument.

All arrangements have been made for the RS
movsl of the remains of Gen. Ambrose Powell
Hill from Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, TO the
Hill monument. General Hill fell in front Of
Petersburg on April 2 1865. A granite shaft,
surmounted by bronze figure OF the General, is
being erected at the intersection of Hermitage
and Lsb1rnum avenues, on the western surburbs
of Richmond. The remains are to be placed In y
receptacle at the base of the monument Tho
spot will be guarded by veterans of the Soidi 4rs'
Home until the granite work hiss progressed suffi
ciently to make their disturbance impossible. The
body VAS to have been removed yesterday even.
Jog 1T o'clock, but the failure to present TO the
keeper Of the cemetery sn order for that purpose
from Mrs a. 2. Hill, delayed the matter. These
in charge OF the monument projecS presented a
note to the keeper fIom Mrs. Hills daughter
authorizing the disinterment OF the remains, but
the officers of the cemetery thought 1t better that
,hst of the mother sho1ld be procured. This
III be done, and the removal will take place very
hortly,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1891-06-25
YIRsIaIA NEWS

Charles F. Collier, mayor OF Petersburg
md Misa Mary Eppes Jones were married
at Petersburg yesterday. The groom il
sixty five, the bride niaeteen.
Should Mr.. Jefsrsou Davis consent to be
removal of the remains of her husband 10
Richmond the former white House of the
CoDfsderscy" has been suggested as Ca ep'
propriste place OF sepulture.
MIR. A Rudolph Howard, of Fredsricks.
burg, spd Niles Fannie Lightfoot Smith, o.
King George county. were married at Fred
ericksburg yesterday. Rev John 6. Gloeop
rector. cfioiated A reception was given al
"Kenmrrs," g historical cid building in that
city, aud The home ofthe grocm'a father.
at Lexington early thie morning tina bed 2
Of S.opewGl Jackson was quietly moved
ffom the grave in Which it mas been since
ts burial snd placed ia the new vault built
for the purpose, and over which will be
erected the monument subscribe FOR by the
entire Southern people, and which will be
unveisd July 2ls1.
The double frama residence of Timothy
O'Counor. in Portsmouth,. WAS destroyed by
FIRE yesterday morning, caused by rats eat
ing matches. The families OF Charles Bur-
ssss aud II ,rry Laonari, vho occupied the
tnildur, lost everything. Mrs Burgess
jumped from the third story, and was badly
Er + 0 her parties ESCAPED by tying
blankets together aud letting themselves
down to porch. Tne 10 was g.. 500; in
suTaDce 81 500