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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
General Sporting Notes.

RACINE is in California and recoving from
his lameneSs.
TED SULLIVAN will have a team at jackson
vile this winter
HUGH PENNY will ride for Captain S. S,
Brown next season.
ALL of the American Association mag.
mates are in New York.
THE New York club wants Long John
Reilly to play first base.
President DAY of the New York club will
carry Richardson $ case into court.
CATCHER ROBINSON of baltimore has two
promising 2-year-olds at Gloucester.
Ey-UMPIRE CHARLEY JONES and "Bid' Nc
Pnee will spend the winter in the South.
BOBBY BEAcH's ailing leg is all right again.
and he has been turned out for the winter.
IT is said that Shortstop Allen is the man
to be dropped out of Philadelphia's infield.
THE pacing race at Homewood Park this
afternoon promises to be an interesting one
PITCHER MoNABB of the champion Port
land, Ore, team is an expert telegraph oper-
ator.
JOHN d. DAY says that Ewing's arm will be
as good as new next season. He ought to
know.
MuTRIE's opposition in New York will
cause the League magnates there lots of
trouble.
THE California League is the only one that
notices important Jewish holidays in its
schedule.
JIMMY CALVIN, Ed Swartwood and Jim Nc
Knight will leave on a Western hunting trip
this evening.
j. P. O'NEIL declares he will ever remain
National League man no matter how he is
thrown down.
J. PALMER O,NEIL has offered Jimmy Gal
vim Sl0O for the latter to sign a local contract
for next season.
AN Eastern paper states that John NJ.
Ward will play on Mutrie's Association
team. This is hardly likely.
CATCHER CAHILL of the Louisvilles attends
the Medical ID apartment of the University
of Pennsylvania during the winter.
DIR. CARVER, the American shot is in Aus-
tralia. He was recently defeated bv LAWS
Clarke of the Melbourne club, who Killed %
out of 100 birds. "
LoSG, tlre Mckeesport sprinter and a rup.
ner OF some note, has challenged Ryers of
Bunala, and the match will likely take nlace
at Homestead on the 2Sth, for sl0O a side.
R. TuokE: will assist John Rodeoan :,
training the Corrigan stable next Season
The Corrigan pair, Boodler aad Iibrettn
will winter in the Gates Canadian stable
a SPECIAL from independence saws: In an
interview with c. W. Williams to-nioht ha
stated that there was no probability of his
locating at Chicago OF any other place. He
is well satisfied here and asks for uothinT
better. This statement will set at rest the
minds of score of cities who are figuring
for him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Wien srs At Gutenberg.

GUTENBERG, N. j., Nov. 9.-The track
to-day was dusty in spots and generally in
fair condition. The results follow:
First race, f1ve-eighths of mile-Gambler
first in l024, Alma second, Gonzales
third.
Second race, one mile-Alderman Mac first
in l:43sI DonolIue second, Forest King third.
Third race, six and one-half 1urlongs-
Rambler first in 1:2l34, Mohican second, Del
syrian third.
Fourth race, three-quarters of n mile
Maidstone first in 1:l454, Autocrat second.
Sir George third.
Fifth race one and one-sixteenth of a mile
Miss Belle first in E50 Mabelle second,
Baylor third.
Sixth race, seven-eighths of a mile-Firefly
first in 1:29l4 Rialto second Little Jim third.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
EXDect to BE in Line

EAsToS. Nov. 81 Spoc:d Lafayette
football men expect to play strong game
against Lehigh here on Wednesday. Captain
Mach and Half-back Moyle, both of whom
werc unable to render needed aid at the
fcrmer game with .Lchigl. will play.
Noight, whose nose is broken, saws he will
certainly play, and Wilson expects to have
his sprained ankle in working order. The
team has been badly crippled OF late, but
expects TO show up in full strength on
Wednesday. A good many alumni are
coming back to see the game.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
SULLIVAN AND HIS WHISPERS

The Great John L. as He Is With His Mutt
ton Choplets.
John L. Sullivan is home again and has
brought with him very nice display of
"mutton chop" whiskers. They may have
been embryo when he left for the other side
of the globe, but they are developed now.
A gentleman who has seen them says:
"Whiskersv'
"Why, whiskers as an expression does
not come near defining those gray-streaked
mutton-choplets
s"They blend, they clasp together; they
stretch down in rippling surges from the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10

temple, caress the iron jaw and kiss the
jowl, then, with sharp curve upward
mustache-a stubby one. but serviceable."
A poet has also immortalized them as fol-
lows:
change hev swep' over de face of dis cart
In Austrayley it showed quite promskers;
An now I'm come back ter de land O. me
brit
And de winds goin' puff tro' me whiskers.
People in San Francisco are admiring
Johns whiskers, and while they may not
make him refined beauty they make his
appearance quite impressive, even among
his Boston friends.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
The MOnOneaheIa Very Shallow.

MoNoNGAHELA CITY, Nov. 9.-The Mononga-
hela river. owing to long drought, Is practically
impossible. and navigation has become difficult.
are obliged to :. hug the narrow channel
very closely, and even then sometimes get aground.
So shoal is the water that some of the
tipples the river bank cannot be
reached, Further mp the river IL
is still more shoal. At Brownsville there is not q
point from which the bottom cannot be seen, while
in West Virginia above Mcrgantown it has dwin-
died away to a sluggish stream with hardly enough
energy to move. Even now boats find it difficult to
get enough water to keep them off the ground,
although the packets seem to be able Ito travel on
irst-cass dew The tributaries of the river are
in such condition that 1t is likely that will take
a long time for the river to gain in height.
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course. Grev Gown, La, i;
Hercules. 155; second, Flip Flap, 136, 8. Time,

steeplechase course. Grev Gown, l45, !;
Hercules. l55; second, Flip Flap, 136, 8. Time,
3;3711.
Following are the entries for tomorrow:
First race, five and a half furlongs-Lith-
bert, Ito; Village Maid, 90: Matagorda, lo2;
Sunday, 10S: Coldstream, l02: BallaTat, IL;
Lost Star, los; Jim Kinney, 1o4; Umpire kel-
ley, 10l.
Second race, three-quarters of mile
Holmdel colt, 103; Ninone, 80; Dora, 20; Theirs
L., 95; Aristocrnt, So
Third race, six and q half furlongs-Wat'
terson, ll2: Noonday. lG2; Somerset, 10Y;
Larchmont, 81; Busteed, lis; Cerberus, 81.
Fourth race, three-quarters OF mile
Pliny, 81; MONDAY, 81; Busteed. ll2: George
W., 81; Bellevue, 107; Foxmede, 81 Cerberus,
92; Tarantella, Sc.
Fifth race. mile and half-St. Luke, 1922;
Count Dudley and Ecarte, lao: Margherita,
los: Joe Mitchell, 1O6; Larchmont, ia; wheat
ley 106.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
The News From Below.

EvANsvILLE-River feet4 inches and rising.
Light rain.
WHEELING-River1 foot IL inches and station
ary. Cloudy.
ST. LoUIs-No arrivals or departures. River
rising: 4.6 feet. Raining.
NEW ORLEANS Cloudy and raining. Arrived
A. l.. Mason, st. Louis.
MEMPHIs-Departed-Ka Adams, for Arkansas
City. Oakland and barges passed up at noon and
Hoxie and barges down at 2 p. NJ. River foot
and falling. Cool and raining.
CAIRO-No arrivals or departures. River feet
inches and rising. Clear and cool.
CINCINNATI-RIver feet and stationary. Rain
ing and cool.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Attached the Money.

John Quinn, the hacker of George H.
Smith, in his footrace with S. J. Farrell, of
Connecticut, at Recreation Park, Saturday,
went before Judge Stowe yesterday and OBJ
the stakeholder, from turning over. the
stakes. The race was 800 yards for $500
side and the gate receipts. Smith lost, but
his hacker claimed the race was not fair and
went into court. Judge Stowe granted the
restraining order and fixed the first Monday
in December for hearing.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Association Reserve List.

LOUISVILLE, Nov 9-[SpeciaZ. J-Presi-
dent Phelps has issued the following bull
letin: American reserve list for 1892:
Columbus-John O'Connor, John DOYLE,
Mark Baldwin, Charles Reilly, John Crooks,
Larry Twitcheli, Thomas Dowse, James
Donahue, John Easton, John Leper, Frank
knauss, Phil knell, Ralph johnson, john
Rolan.
By Milwaukee-John Given, H. Vaughn,
Frank Dwver, George w. Davies, Frank B.
kilton, William Mains W. Hughey, John
Carney, James J. Caravan, George o. Shoch,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
A Well-Known Glass NIan Dead.

Sunday night Franklin MCGOWAN died at
his home, No. 7S Congress street, aged q
years. For more than 80 years he had been
in the employ of A & d. H. Chambers, the
glass manufacturers, as their confidential
man. Mr. MCGOWAN was the father of five
children, four of whom are still living.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
A Heavy Iron Failure in Cincinnati.

CINCINNATI, Nov. 9. The Walton
Architectural Iron Works, one of the
largest manufactures of the kind in the
West, assigned this afternoon to Charles
Hoefnghof The assets are given by the
Secretary at $50, 900. 1t is estimated that
the liabilities are about the same. The only
cause named for the assignment is insult
fciency of capital
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
The Gcceyas Won

NEW WILMINGTON, PA, Nov. g.
Especial. THE Geneva College football
team defeated the Westminster College
teanfin q one-sided contest Saturday. Score:
90 to 0. Both colleges played strictly col
lege teams. Geneva's eleven excelled both
in weight and skill.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Nathan Jink's Ceallenge.

MCKEEsPoRT, n ov.9.-[Special] Nathan
Jinks, the QUOT pitcher, who recently de-
feated Ryan, has issued challenge to
Charles Wheatman, of West Elizabeth, to
pitch him game for 5000 under conditions
similar to those of Saturdays match.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Peck t0 Long.

Ed Beck, of Sharpsburg, writes this paper
to the effect that if Long, of McKeesport,
will leave a deposit at this Office he, Beck,
will cover il and meet Long here at any
time to make match.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
RIVER NEWS AND NOTES.
Louisville Items-The Stage of Water ana
the Movements of Boats.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAMS TO THE DISPATCH.1
LOUISVILLE. Nov. 9.-Business dull. Continual
showers falling but despite this fact the river
is falling again. with feet inches of water In the
canal II inches the falls, and feet 6 inches at
the foot of the locks. Departures-For Madison,
Lee Brooks; Cincinnati, Congo; Evansville, j. j.
Odill; Carrollton, Big Kanawha.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10

Why, Certainly, the People All Go
Where they can get the best photos for least
money; at Aufrecht's new gallery, II Fifth
avenue. Children welcome.
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b. & B.

Clan tartan plaid silk velvets, to COM
bine with cashmeres for house dresses, or
for children's dresses, 50 qualities, at Is
cents yard. BoGGs & BUHL.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
What Upper Gauges Show.

MoRGANTowN-Rive 4 feet and stationary.
Clear. Thermometer go az P. NJ.
BRowNsvILLE-Riyer4 feet inches and station
ary. Clear. Thermometer 62o at P. NJ.
WARREN-Rfver 0.6 feet below low water mark.
Fair and warm,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
Paris Model Millinery,

Grand winter opening to-day and this
week. JOS. HORNE & Co.'S
Penn Avenue Storea
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
THE WEATHER.

For Western Pssasylvd-
MIA: Cloasdiness and Light
Rain Tuesday, Cooler by
Wednesday. For Ohio and
West Virginia: Threatening
Weather and Rain, Heavy
in Sections; Colder By
Wednesday.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10

A telegram was received yesterday stat
ing that Captain Harry Mckay, of Nc
Keesport, had lost hand in an encounter
in Valparaiso He is a Canadian, and fought
with the British army IN the Soudan.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10

USE O'Keefe's 20. K" Shoe Blacking, 5
and 10 cents
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10
AMERICAN LINE,

WHITE STAR LINE .-...
w For Queenstown and Liverpool.
Royal and United States Mai! steamers.
Germanic. Nov. II. 10 am Germane. Dec.9 II 80 am
"Teutonc. Nov. 18. am ~TeutOnc, Dec. i6 ) 30 am
Britannia, Nov .25, $40 am Brianuc. Dec. ~ II am
rNaiestic Dec. .. $50 am Majestic. Dec. 20, 8 pm
From White Star dock, foot OF West Tenth St.,
New York.
Second cabin on these steamers. Saloon rates,
$50 and upward. Second cabin s35 and $40. Exctfr-
sion tickets on favorable terms. Steerage. from or
to old country, $50.
White Star drafts payable demand in all the
principal hanks throughout Great Britain. Apply
to JOHN J. MCCORMICK. $50 and 4O1 Smithfeld
era1 Agent, . Broadway, New York. ocl5-D
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BLOWING

Never accomplished any
thing. Simple statements
suit simple cases. Trade
can't be caught with traps,
and those who set them are
generally "tripped up" This
week we are making a special
drive with our own make
Black and Green Cheviot
Overcoats. They've been
going fast, but as we want to
make them 60 a little faster
we are offering them at $40.
It's a price you couldn't re-
sist. If you buy such an
overcoat at this price you
confer a favor on yourself
We have other tempting
offers. For instance, ask to
see one of our light color
Worsted Overcoats at So.
These goods are wei! made,
in the height of style, faced
with silk and are genuine
bargains.
We don't blow much. We
are not constructed that way.
AS seeing is believing, sat
isfy yourself and ask to see
these special bargains.
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STEAMERS AND EXCURSIONS

CTEAMSHIP TICKETS TO AND FROM
y all parts of Europe, drafts, money or
ders cable transfers and foreign coin at low
est New York rates. MAX SCHAMBERG &
CO., No. 527 Smithfield ST., Pittsburg, Pa Es-
ta ablished in 1865. Sel0TTS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1891-11-10

Comparative Temperature.
prrrsRuRe. Nov. 9.-The United States Weather
Bureau officer in this city furnishes the following:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-10-26
THE COURTS.

CouRT m GENERAL TKRM-Chsef Justice Bisg-
ham and Judges Coz ana James
Today-Hopkins agt Grimshaw; opinion by
Judge James dismissing bill without prejudice
TO sning at law. Butter agt. Joyce; do. revers-
opinion by Judge Coz sustaining demurrer
In re o. H. p. Clarke's estate; do. granting
motion to dismiss. Wolf agt. Grief; opinion BY
chief justice affirming judgment below-Judge
James dissents.
CIRourr CouRToyudoe Hdgner.
Today-Mockabee agt District; trial re-
sumed. |
EQuIIY CouRT-Judqs Goa.
Saturday-In re George W. Long Qunatic);
writ de lunatico inquirendo issued PiummeT
ct a. agt Butler; reference 10 auditor.
Today-Shedd agt slater; testimony ordered
taken by J. A. Taylor, examiner. Lowe agt
Lowe; do. by e. Forrest, examiner. King agt
Hauptman; do. BY A Harper, examiner. Phil
lips agt Ogle; sale decreed; J. Harbury, j.,
trustee. Jameson sgt Kennedy; +. Beall APP
pointed guardian I'D Item. Phillips agt Peter
son; time TO take testimony limited. Daw agt
Daw; sale ratified nisi; terms Of sale changed
and reference 70 suditor. Wsymann at Wey-
mama; appsssan6D ecasrsd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-10-26
Joseph Cassidy Stabbed by His Father.

Saturday night Policemen Mellen and Garvey
of the eighth precinct met Joseph Cassidy, a
young man. who was suffering from q stab
wound in the left side of the back. The young
man was on Pomeroy street on his way TO
Freedman's Hospital, but he was so sick and
weak from the effects of the wound that the
officers had to assist him to the hospital
After the physicians there had dressed the
wound and the injured man had been made
comfortable he made statement of how the
affair happened. He lives at No. 21Is 7th street
with his parents. His father is a carpenter and
according to the sons statement he came home
Saturday night under the influence of liquor
and got into a difficulty with his (the young
man's) mother.
Joseph said that he went between them TO
defend his mother and that in doing SO his
father stabbed him.
The officers went to the house and learned
from the mother that the son had been injured
as he had stated and they arrested the father
Chas ]. Cassidy, and held him on . charge Of
assault.
Later he was released ON e500 bail This
morning the son was better, but, being unable
to attend court the case could not be tried
today.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-10-26
THE MARINE CORPS.
A Bill for Hts Reorganization Drawn Up by
Board of Officers-


The board of marine corps officers. composed
of Maj. Z. c. Pope. Capt Richard S. Coilum.
Capt. ID. T. Mannix and First Lieut. I. c.
Price, has completed plan for the reorghnizA-
ton of the corps and sent report to the colonel
commanda.it
The board has drawn up its recommended
tions in the form of a bull which provides that
the active list Of the line officers Of the corps
shall consist of one brigadier general COM
mandant four colonies. four lieutenant
colonies. four majors, twenty-five captains,
twenty-five first leutenants and twenty-five
second lieutenants; that the adiutant and in
spector. the paymaster and the quartermaster
of the corps shall have the rark Of
lieutenant colonel instead Of major as
at present, and after forty years sery-
ice shall be retired with the rank OF
colonel; that vacancies in the Office Of adjutant
and inspector and paymaster shall be filed by
selection from line officers Of at least twenty
five years service; that vacancies in the Office
of quartermaster shall be filed by promotion
of the senior assistant quatermaster; that
vacancies in the Office of assistant quarter
master shall be filed by selection from the
line officers Of not less than fifteen years
service, and that upon retirement after forty
years service the assistant quartermaster shall
have the rank OF major.
The bill also provides for the promotion of
officers serving twenty years in one grade 70
the next higher grade
One section is devoted 70 the Marine Band.
Ii provides that the band of the marine corps
shall consist of one musical director, who shall
have the assimilated rank and shsll receive the
pay and emoluments of OF a second lieutenant
of marines not in the line of promotion, and
shall be so commissioned by the President
but who shall not by virtue Of his rank exer-
else any command over troops Of the line or
staff; one assistant musical director, who shall
receive SIS per month and the rank and
allowances of sergeant major Of marines and
seventy musicians, who shall be enlisted
such, thirty of whom shall be rated Ct the
nrst-class and shall receive each $50 per
month and the allowance Of priyates Of ms
rines; forty shall be rated as Of the second
class and shall receive each $50 per month and
the allowances of marines. Provision il made
for twelve additional post quartermaster
sergeants, fifty additional sergeants to serve
AZ sea ~ masters-at-srms and increase Of the
enlisted force by 400 men,
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THE NATIONAL LANCERs.
Boston's Crack Company to be Guests Of the
National Rifles.

BOston's Crack Company to be Guests OF the
National Rifles.
Washington is always glad to see the National
Rifles parade. Tomorrow the relocated Rifles
with full ranks and the Marine Band will
march down the avenue and with them will be
a company OF soldiers combining in a marked
degree skill in drill and excellence Of social
standing. From tomorrow morning at 11:20
until Thursday afternoon at 2;40 the National
Lancers of Boston. Mass, will be the guests here
Of the National Rifles and the hospitality which
will be extended by the local command prom
Uses to do full credit to the city. The Rifles
and the Lancers will need no introduction to
each other, as the two commands have met at
various times before and each one has already
entertained the other.
The Boston Lancers are among the crack
companies of the country and contain some
OF Boston's best citizens. The dress uniform
is a red coat, with white and gold trimmings,
sky blue trousers, with broad white stripe, stiff
military hat: with flowing white plume. The
company will be commanded by its captain. A.
d. Nichols, and will be accompanied by the
Salem Cadet Band, with twenty-five pieces
The Lancers will consist of sixty men, three
officers and eight staff officers.
PROGRAM OF ENTERTAINMENT.
The arrangements 80 far as completed show
that Capt Jas. +. Oyster and his company pro-
pose to exert themselves to the utmost The
visitors will reach here tomorrow morning by the
baltimore and Ohio at l1:20. They Will be met
at the station by tine National Rifles and the
Marine Band. The line of march will then be
by way of the avenue to 18th street to F and to
the armory on G street, where lunch
will be served. After lunch the Wis
itors will be escorted to the National
Hotel, where their headquarters will be estab-
lshed. In the evening the visitors will attend
the National Theater as guests Of the Rifles,
which will complete the days program. On
Wednesday the local company viii call for the
visitors in carriages about 10 o'clock and drive
them to the White House, where a reception
will be extended by the President, after which
drive to Arlington and Soldier Home with
lunch at the Scheutzen Park will finish the
afternoon.
In the evening grand banquet will be ten
dercd the guests at the Rifles armory Thurs
days program has not been fully arranged.
The Lancers, however, will leave for home at
2:40 on that day. The program laid out is the
formal one, but from knowledge of the
makeup of the Rifles it is certain that a large
amount of individual hospitality will be dove
tailed between the public ceremonies
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-10-26
SHOOTING Stars


Though Jack Frost has come and gathered
AL the heat Of days gone by,
We arc still beset and bothered
By the bold, belsted fiy.
''what are Won doing there?' asked the house
dog Of the hens, who were scratching in the
garden.
Nothing much, I" was the reply; 'just having
our measure taken for pair Of Shoes"
George washington's cherry tree isShe most
famous of American institutions. judging by
the number Of times il has had its cut in the
papers.
"fou know, Maude." said her most intimate
friend, that young Larktou has been engaged
to several other girls. He is very tickle
"Ah, but l am sure he loves me. He has
stud the test"
''How?"
He has named the fastest trotter in his
stable after me-"
No anglomaniac was he
Twas very plainly true.
He didn't give Queens English" the
respect that was lite due.
The man who looked upon his past
Was grieved and sore amazed.
II am surprized," he said at last;
I'm simply yesterdayzed-"
"Charley's on a regular tear today" said one
dry goods clerk to another.
'lou don't mean it.'
"Yes; he's lost his scissors. you know"
The dramatic agent who finds places for
singers gets his living by note shaving.
"Look here" said the indignant passer by,
you haven't any sign up to let people know
that this is fresh paint"
mo, was the nonchalant reply.
"Why haven't your
because il don't make any difference TO us
whether people carry it of on their clothes or
on their hands