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The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
Crowded Out,

Rural Editor-"What did you do
with that article of mine denouncing
prize fights and prize-fighters? l sentit
v a week ago."
Foreman-"It's been crowded. out
right along, but I guess there'll be
room for it tonight"
"Um-jusv leave it out for a few
days longer, a week or two"
"Got plenty Of room now"
"Never mind. Just leave it out. I'll
fill up with something else. Um-fact
is, | understand Mr.. John l.. Sullivan
is in town."-Street & Smiths Good
News.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
A Point of Honor.

Student Atm a scamp, and no
mistake, though l say it myself"
Student B.-"Now, don't say that
again, or I shall be compelled to send
you challenge. / am not going to
allow a friend of mine to be insulted
in that way."-Saphir's Witzblatt.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26

The human race seems to have been
engaged for thousands of years in try
ingto invent wings to fly with. They
have q desperate ambition to become
an awkward kind of nnnltru
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26

Good faith is the richest exchequer
of Governments, for, the moro it is
drawn upon, the tirmer it is, and its
resources increase with it's payments.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
How a Knock Out Feels.

While / have never been hits hard
that l did not come to myself within
the ten seconds allowed me, l have
been insensible for q few seconds from
q blow.
have been dazed several times in
the ring. Once l was almost dead
from drowning. The feeling was al
most eNa thy the same when l was
hit hard.
1t is not ut all unpleasant. I felt
as If l were floating in the air, and l
didn't seem to care II rap what hap
pened to me. felt no pain, and, in
deed, l felt really comfortable.
When IL man is knocked out he
doesn't feel it at all. lie suddenly
goes to sleep and feels nothing.
When he RECEIVERS lie is dazed for a
time.-Interview in New. York Sun.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
He Asked Mo More.

A well-known clergyman of Pitts
burg vas riding in a Penn VENUE car
the other day; when a lady and child
got aboard, says the PittsburgC hron-
icle Telegraph.
The minister calamity offered his
seat, as the car was crowded, and it
was graciously accepted.
AS the gentleman hung to the strap
with one hand he patted the child's
head with the other and the following
conversation ensued:
"Fine child, madam"
eyes, sir"
every fine, indeed"
1--WE think so. 1t is the only one we
have"
al am very fond OF children"
The lady nodded.
"Nowthis boy will grow up to be q
great comfort to you and perhaps O
support. You ought to be very proud
OF him."
eyes, Sir"
"What is his name?'
"Annie."
At this the whole a roared. The
minister joined in the merriment, but
not i'll q hearty manner.
He asked no more questions, how
ever.
Like Many an Older One.
"Boy, are youcatching any fish over
there?"
"Nope."
Getting any bites?"
"Nope."
"Isn't it a hot placer"
"Yep."
Cant you find better places further
down."
"Yep."
"Then what are you wasting your
time there for?"
"See that sign? No trespassin' al
lowed?' Coin to fish yere all day, by
gum, if | don't get a nibble!"-Chicago
Tribune.
Driven tolt.
Haggard Citizen: That's a rare old
violin you've been playing every night
at your house for the last month, is
it not?
Next Door Neighbor: Yes. Been in
the family over 100 years.
"Such q violin would be hard to re-
place, would it not?
Couldn't be replaced. Ii 1 should
lose it I'd never get another"
with assumed %clearness): "What
will you sell it for?"
olive thousand dollars"
With feverish eagerness: "Bring the
internal thing out! I'll take it,
Chicago Tribune.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
Had a Sure Thing.

Rejected Lover-''If whatever is is
right, why is it that 1 get left?"
Miss Gotasurething-'Ill tell you
why. You asked me to become your
wife a year hence. I've got a sure
thing on Mr.. Donouichotte, who wants
to marry me next month. And you
know that one bird in the hand"
Then will you marry me next
week."
"That's so suddenl I-Ill consider.
George, I'll do It'll"
TO her mother after Georges de-
parture-'I knew I'd bring him to
terms somehow."-New York Herald.
Still Looking for Him.
"And so you are not married vet?"
ono"
"Engaged9'
mo"
expect to be?"
"No."
"What's the matter"
"Well, papa says that my husband
must be q keen and experienced man
ofgoodhealth and good habits. Nam
ma says that he must befrugal, indus
trious, attentive, and moral. And
say that he must be handsome, dash
ing, talented, and rich. We are still
lookingfor im."-Illustrated Weekly.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26

Whoever would oblige himself to
tell all that he has done would oblige
himself to do nothing that he would b.
anxious to conceal.
The Dickinson press., 1891-09-26
sim Looking for Him.

"And so you T. not married vet?"
xtAY-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02

Entered Mt the Post Office at Warren as Second
Class MailMatter
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02

The first new potatoes for ye ed
itor's table were furnished by Henry
Taralseth yesterday. He has a fine
garden in which he takes a great
deal OF interest and delights in keep
ing free from weeds. Henry is q
right smart good boy.
s.. Tunheim, OF Humbolt, will
lecture in the Swedish Mission
church, at Warren, on Monday even
ing July Ii, at 8 o'clock on the sub
ject: The bible and it's Importance
for a happy home life. He will also
sing several songs appropriate for
the OCCASION.
Hon. C. III. KING, the sill
yer t0mgued orator of
Wrisht County, and Hon.
L. b. Gossnonn, Of Crooks
ton, a graduate Of Anp
Arb0r, 1UiW deliver the
Fourth Of July Ornti07es
IN n 0rren Saturday.
- It is reported from Argyle that q
serious accident happened to Mr.. F.
D. keye on Tuesday this week. He
and another gentleman were out
driving along the railroad track in
the afternoon when their horses got
scared by the 4 o'clock train and
started on run. Mr.. Keye jumped
from the buggy and in falling broke
his arm. The train was stopped and
backed up to the station about two
miles with Mr.. Keye on board.
= The other day we were shown a
pie plant leaf Of prodigious size
grown in the garden of A. p. Znerold.
It measured three feet from base to
apex, and four feet across between
the two opposite margins. The
stem was about 2 inches in diameter
and the weight of stem and leaf was
but a trifle less than four pounds.
Znerold's pie plant patch beats any
thing of the kind we have ever seen
and attests to the pr0ductiveness ol
Red river valley soil.
General Manager A. L. Mohlel
and other high officials Of the Great
| Northern road made an inspection
tour over this division in a specia
on Tuesday. On their return the,
stopped ut Warren and were driver
out to see the gas well. They wer,
exceedingly pleased to see the move
sight and expressed as their opin
ion that q bonanza had been struck
Mr.. Mohler also promised that b
would do something handsome b,
Warren in providing better depo
facilities.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02
1 Great Onal.

That five-dollar map offer to new
and old subscribers by the st. Paul
Globe Publishing Co., Is one Of the
most valuable and expensive pre-
miums ever used by newspaper pub
fishers. And, by the way. the Globe
is one Of the greatest, brightest and
best papers in the country, too the
leading paper Of the Northwest.
Read the Globes announcement. It
win ten you al about the map.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02
/ Grand Dinner |

The celebrated Fourth Of July,
which recalls to our memory the
great struggle BY which our fore
fathers bought our cherished free
dom. Wecelebrate the event in yari-
GUS ways, and one way will be q
magnificent dinner, ice cream and
lemonade by the ladies of the NJ. E.
Church. Avail yourself Of this ami
versary feast and You will be happy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02
p. A. whitney,
County orders and good secured

County orders and good secured
notes bought at
BANK OF WARREN.
Franson, the shoe man, has the
very lowest prices, always consider
ing the quality and price. All goods
strictly warranted.
A Stephen correspondent in the
Argyle Banner don't seem to like
either Clerk OF Court Case or County
Attorney Bayrell very we'll.
- We hear that H. l.. Webb has
bought the Walt Partridge Job
Printing Office at Moorhead and has
gone into business for himself.
= A carload OF threshers was un-
loaded for W. F. Powell on Tuesday.
Mr.. Powell says that he has already
sold ten complete threshing rigs.
| have Il limited sum of money TO
lend in sums from $500 to $500 on
llrst class farm security. None other
need apply. JOHN E. OsTRoM.
A nice line of samples on hand for
awnings. and tents = those in need
OF an awning or tent will do we'll to
call on me or write
FL. j. BENNEwITz, Warren.
- The old lady who was run over
and badly injured by a plow a few
weeks ago died on Tuesday evening
from injuries she at that time sus-
tanned.
< Our machine men are doing a
rushing business these days. There
is great demand for binders which
indicates that there is a largely in
creased area to harvest.
= The Swedish Mission society
will furnish dinner and serve ice
cream. cake, coffee and lemonade in
their big tent in front OF AuboPs
hardware store on the Fourth of
July.
= Miss Augusta johnson, daughter
OF {. j. johnson, returned home from
st. Paul on Tuesday morning. She
has been absent since last fall learn
ing the dressmaking and millinery
trade.
|
= Rev. J. H. Macarthur and family
LETT on Tuesday for Kasota, Minn.,
where he will have charge OF a. con-
gregation. The best wishes OF their
many friends in this city go with
them
The Story & Clark Organs and thu
/ Sterling Pianos are the best. j. A
/ Welander always keeps a stock OF
hand from which to select. A nearly
new piano and a second hand organ
for sale at very low figures.
A nine-year-old boy Of Johl
:. Wang, Of Oak Park, had the mis-
| fortune on Friday last to have on
bone broken and another diAlocate,
! in his right wrist DR.. Wattam wa
called to tend to the injured limb.
Most popular OF all. The Low
song Little Annie Rooney" and th
: epic by Will Mckinley entitled eth
, Tariff " have been sung and discusse
by nearly every one, but both tc
gether are not as popular as Whit
/, l1ey's low prices.
, Edward Bellamy made SIG, 900 b
Looking Backward which wa
quitea sum considering that his cor
temporary, Lots wife, only made he
salt. d. A. Whitney is always lool
} ing ahead, and his aim is small Pre-
5 fits and quick sales.
The Banner humorously says
!. has known for long time that til
southern part OF the county was III
I derlaid by stratum ofgas and tina
I it must necessarily have an Quite
: very near Warren. Correct Bro.
: Warren has the gas, the genuine a
| ticle, and Argyle has the wind; an
I the storm center must be very nea
the Banner Office.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1891-07-02
LOCALS AND OTHERWISE.
WHEAT QUOTATIONS.

Oats az tn TX IS.
-
v heat is ho9inning to head ont
Go to yine,s and uot ro,,r mon,
sausage.
Ladies' Trimmed Hats ut Win
chestcr's
Fresh fish at pihlstrom,s cvor1
Saturday.
Children $ suits from $3.50 up al
"''heSS'
'. Don't forget to 90 to Taralseth's
1|' goo" bargains -
Boots, shoes, hats, caps an6
groves at ransom $
Elegant patterns in Outing Flan
"''" ''V " i'lcleSter
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

An examination Of tho geological struc-
tuFe Of thu country through which the
Ohio flows shows mons but the extreme
end OF tho valley TO DO Of later aye than
the eaTbonlferouA Portions are. indeed,
far oidnr. but tho AREA covered by these.
though perhaps extensive enough 10 allow
the development OF some aJstmm Of drain.
gge, was never large enough TO develop q
stfcnm OF any great Sixc. Mons OF tho
tributaries Of the river, either from tho
north or tho south, flows through regions
more recent than tho carboniferons, with
the exception OF tho lower parts Of tho
Ohio itself and OF tho Tennessee, which
border on tho qnnternary. The lowest
formation In the valley Is the Cincinnati.
which Ia Just touched at single point, and
only for Q short distance. about twenty
nllss above tho city.
II may be- stated, then, that Aimee tho
close of earbonlfcrous time the river has
flowed mainly In tho sainc channel. The
vast antiQuity.of the river In thus easily
established, and the existence Of the wide
valley. with it, broad bottom lands, IL
readily accounted for. The story Of tn.
river daring the long period OF preglaclal
time would b. simple. For Al,a IT, waters
were probably poured directly into the
Gulf Of Mexico, hn arm u which extended
northwSd Into the continent at least ~
far M tho present alto of Cairo, Ills. la
later time the Mississippi Missouri bagan
tho formation OF delta, which, graduallv
extending, has left the Ohio u tributary
merely OF the mighty Father Of Water. .
--Joseph II. james Ia Popular Science
Monthly,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

This ia story that goes to show wha,
the association OF ideas-or perhaps II
would better hc called the association Of
word, without idcas-will bring about IN
tho mind u child. Carl, Yonkers boy,
seven years old. told his mother with gles
about u new playmate whose name was
Douglas, lis he Douglas. tender and truci
asked his mother.
I'm ask him" said Carl medltatively.
The next day he came back 10 hf
mother. "Will you write down what you
said yesterday about Douglasp he aid &c
his mother.
what did say ycstcrlayp she IN.
qulred. II have forgotten"
"well, you write aud IN tell you. Write
'Douglas.m She did.
"Now write what no wss-- rare aud
fat'h
Alas for the poetry OF tho old song
Tender andt had suggested piece OF
steak TO the .ehild.-New York Evening
Sun.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

A. new residences and new buildings Of
all kinds arc now almost always wired for
current, the matter Of an efficient Interior
conduit that shall have ilexibillty, insuln.
ton and ability To resist FIRE has come TO
De- of the utmost Importance. Such n con
dnltwlll even allow u an installation h..
ing made In an old building without undue
cutting Of the wall. The best insulatot
In use l. glass, aud glass conduit which
Il at the same time flexible aud waterproof
has exceptional advantages.
Such a conduit was shown at the cleo.
trical exhibition In Providence, where u
section Of II was connected with lighting
circuit and passed through glass tubs
llIled with water. This tubs was bent
twice at right angles In a sharp curve, thu.
showing the great lcxlhllity aud water,
proof qualities Of the conduit. The con.
dnit l. inelo.-d Ia string woven jacket,
which gives It u high tensile strength and
n strong abrasion resistance, aud the whole
Is then soaked la an insulating material.
This systems of connections Ia simple, aud
It's cost Is small.-New York Commercial
Advertiser.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

Aswedlsh girl who has not been over very
long l. employed by family residing In
Normal park. She understands but little
English, but she i Intelligent and quick
10 catch tho meaning Of those who con.
verse with her. The place she has now Il
the first she has ever filled In n city. and
many things are new and strange TO her.
The home Ut which she Is employed stands
la the middle Of block ~ fine residences.
between which are no dividing fences or
marks TO indicate separate ownershlps.
One morning Just after she had come 10
tho place she u now Glling tho lady of the
house made her understand that she wished
the snow swept from the walks about AMI
In front Of the honsc The Rirl went 40
the task, and nothing more WIS thought ~
Il until her prolonged absence caused a
search TO be made, whom she was found mp
the street nearly half block working In
dustriously 10 clear the walks OF the whole
ncighbofhood. Then tho sphere Of her use.
ftlnc.s was more clearly Indicated 10 her.
The Incident recalls 20 mind another a
lady. whose ncighhor had been ailing, said
10 her Irish servant girl. "Norah, no over
aud sec how old Mrs. Smith H." The girl,
after u prolonged absence, returned and
remarked. "Mrs. Smith wasn't up yet, but
we looked In the family Bible and ~ near
~ We could figure II out Shea sixty one
ycars. seven months and twenty-five days
old."-Chlcngo Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

Cricket nannels require Inorp shrinking
than any other material. because III the
numerous cleansing processes they under
no after leaving tbs tAilors' hands. The
beat nannels aru shrunk at the best cloth.
workers, which are situated In tho west
end Of London. The shrinking" itself IL
done by Intervening tho 1nnncls In heavy
wet sheets, and letting them remain TWEEN.
ty'four hours They are then hung upon
rails 10 dry In rooms heated by hot pipes.
1hc next process Ia to fold them Ia apo.
einlly prepared papers, which have very
glossy surface, They arc then pressed,
some ilrms using hydraulic, Others large
hand presses, worked by eight 10 ten men.
The more pressure the morc "olothy" the
feel. Cheap iAnnels arc never shrunk, DO.
cause thcy viii not stand II. when being
made up Into wearing apparel they do not
even make the acquaintance Of tho tallors
goose, Us they would contract with the
heA'.--English Mechanic.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

4 certain handsome junior OF our State
university was as bright ~ child "a he &
now brilliant ~ q young man. lie read
much when ho was little fellow, and his
memory held fast TO any ilne sounding
word that came In his way. In his grand.
mothers household he often caused amuse.
mcnt by n mistaken or exaggerated use -
the pollysyllablc words that struck his
fancy. One day he rushed into his grand.
mothers room; out VI breath as he was
With haste aud anxiety he pauted out;
"Uandmal Grandmai send a man to tho
new oat field. Quloklyl Tho pigs have
broken In and are eating the beautiful outs
most deliberately. wide Awake.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

At the close Of the coal forming period
there occurred great emrrgcncs Of land
from the water, aud rcptillan llfe rapidly
spread aud grow The reptiles which had
PREVIOUSLY existed were all Of ono Kind.
Their remains are found Ia this country
wherever the deposits In lagoons. lake, and
cstuaries have bcen calculated for their
preservation. From this point OF tlme,
however, began what may 10 appropriately
called tho epoch Of reptiles
The palcozoIc period was brought to n
close by u great u?heaval. due TO contrac.
tlon OF tho earth's crust. by which the Al.
lcghenies and the Ural systems were up.
lifted. Then began what Is called the
''mesoloic epoch" during which the rep.
tiles may b. said TO haye run creation.
That Is TO say, they were the highest order
OF beings at that time alive. What man Is
now tho reptile was then-that Is, lord Of
all existing things. Reptiles walked upon
land, naylgntcd the water, ilew through the
air, and, Ia short, pursued every avenue OF
existence that Is zoologlcnlly conceivable.
Professor Cope In Washington Star.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

An old bus driver i removed Tor his pre-.
vnricating propcnsitics whenever ho gets a
load u country exourslonists on his bus.
lie points out the objects of Interest on the
limo Of route
"rhat. ladies and gents, i the Rllr ex.
change. 30 called because George Ill wac
In the 'nbit " goln' there once u week and
gittin rid Of all the bad sixpcnce, a. came
into the rilo trisuary. has card ~ '0w
Queen Elizabeth used TO do the same with
her olo clothes. The bank. gents, you'll
observe on the right The crllars--oScr
which am driyin' At the prisint moment
without any hextra charges chock full
o. soy'rlns They empty tho bags down
holes IN the pavement Just like yer do coals
THE Mnnsing 'ousc, where Dlcl. Whiting.
ton wis born; low church, which, as you
all knows, Is where the bells Is wot Dick
heard at 'lghRate hhrchwuy. Why. good
gracious, they're Just going TO ring now.
Yer see, knows the chGpAs rings EN-, and
he allus likes 10 oblcdgc me when am
carrying such u respectable party as this. %
The old fellow gets many a tip.--Iondon
Tit.BltA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

General Sherman narrated a very strik-
ing battle incident, lie had rallied hi.
troops aud led them to charge which was
everywhere successful. As ho rode into
the cncmy's camp he saw a soldier lying on
q barrow and an officer standing over him
with an uplifted knife lie shouted TO the
officer not TO strike, and spurrcd up TO tbs
gronp TO discover that the men were both
dead, the only solution bclng that tho ON.
Ger, who WIS surgeon, was In the net Of
performing an operation Tor the extraction
Of u bullet upon the soldier when the con.
cuas!on VI a cannon ball passing near them
had Killed them both, aud they had stll.
ened in the attitude they occupied at the
moment when their lives went out.-San
Francisco Argos,ant
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20

A. nearly NJ the spectators could Judge
II was a friendly wrestling bout between
the black bears. There werc four Of them
In a narrow cage In Central park. The
smallest one was Inclined 10 run things.
lie was particularly aggressive toward q
bigger, biase looking bear, who seemed Ia
want TO h. by hlmsc.f aud reflect. When
the little ono amused himself with biting
tho others ear tho biz fellow thought u
VIA timo to pat an end 10 H. lie brought
his paw around and knocked the little fell
low agnlnst the bars. They growled chal-
isngcs hack and forth like professionals
and then began 10 wrcstlc.
There was apparently a well understood
Agr@mcnt that thcrc should he no biting
nor striking II was q wrestling bout
without rules. The commotion attracted
many people a man with little round
paunch and thin legs put his fiat crowned
hat on the aide Of his head. thrust out two
fingers and announced that he would ref
crcc tho match. lie called "tlmo" and
foul" In loud tone, aud quoted tho rules
10 the bears NJ that n white capped nuns
nearly tainted with Laughter, The bear
were having no end II good time They
rolled about IN the cage and roarcd as loud
asa Bowery actor In u melodramn. One
the big onr Rugged tho little one M hard
that his eyeballs seemed IA start from hi,
head. but tho little fellow broke away and
overturned his opponent. The spectator
shriekcd with delight aud applaudcd Wig
oyously. A sparrow policeman came along
swinging his club and wearing heavy
frown. lie st.lkej up TO tho cagu and
stared DULY and coldly at the wrcstlcrs
Tho bears skunk hack In their cage. III,
crowd melted away. The sparrow polio.
man jcrked 10 his chin. shrugged hi'
shoulders and stalkei away.-New Yorl
Iiucorder
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1891-04-20
A CONTRAST.

Two men toiled side By side from sun 10 SUM-
And bOth were io9ri
Both sat with children. When the day was d'ne'
About thelf door.
One saw tho beautiful In crimson cloud
And shining moon
Tho other. with his head In sadness bowed.
Made night % boon.
One loved each tree ADD Cover and singing bird
On mount or plain.
No muslc IN the soul of one was stirred
~ leaf or rain.
On. saw tie sod In every fellow nan.
And hoped the beai;
The other maryeled al his Masters plan,
And doubt confessed.
Oae, having heaven above and heaven below
Was satisfied
The other, dlscontented. lived In Voc.
And hopeless died,
sarah X. Bolton IN Woman's Journal