The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1891-10-27

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River. His ticket entitled him to
berth 1903 on the steerage deck.
Hans had a hearty dinner aboard
the steamer, and spent the evening
with his pipe or the upper deck.
About ten o'clock he decided to turn
in for the night. In the main saloon
he found a door numbered 103, and
supposed it led TO his sleeping apart
Inent. He turned the knob and en-
tered.
The stateroom in question had been
engaged by a young couple who were
returning from their wedding tour.
The husband had left his wife to re-
tire while he had a goodnight cigar
in the open air. When Hans Endrich-
keit entered, therefore, he was some
what surprised to find a young woman
in the lower bunk of his apartment,
, She was sleeping soundly. Her dia-
mond bracelet and a tiny gold watch
were on the dresser and her dress
adorned the back of a chair.
"This is q remarkable country"
said Hans to himself, as he added his
big silver watch to the other jewelry.
II s'pose the last one In fastens the
door, and he turned the brass key
quietly. A few minutes later he vas
in the upper bunk, sleeping as peace
fully as the young IN in the cot
below.
There came a rap at the door. Hans
was snoring, but the young woman
awoke.
"Who's there?" she inquired.
"It's me-" replied a familiar voice
ungrammatically."
Then the bride discovered Hans
clothing and gave a scream that was
heard from one end of the main saloon
to the other. Passengers poked their
heads from their staterooms and won
dered what was the matter. The in
the frantic husband jumped in and
seized poor inoffensive Hans. He
dragged him from his bunk. and after
pummelling him soundly threw him
bodilyjnto the saloon. He was about
to follow up his attack with a chair,
when Captain Davis and Detective
Agnew appeared on the scene and In
terfered. They hurried Hans into
cover and then sent back for his
clothes. He was a very battered,
frightened passenger who was con-
Quoted to Bunk No. 1903 in the steer-
age.
The angry bridegroom apologized
| for his violence when he learned how
| Hans had made his mistake. The
latter still believes that this is "a
remarkable ountry.-Phtladelphsa
Telegraph.
Two Kinds of Stomach.
Generally speaking there are two
| kinds of s~tomach-the acid and the
bilious stomach. Everybody has n
or the other, and each requires differ
emit food and care. Do fruits, acid
foods and drinks make you feel bad,
cause dyspepsia or collie pains nearly
every time you eat them? Then you
have an acid stomach, and it is we'll
to avoid all foods that have an ex-
cess Of acids in them. Your greatest
remedy after a meal is bicarbonate Of
soda, carbonic water or vichy. Do
fat meats, grease and other rich, fatty
substances cause nausea vomiting
and sickness? Then you have a bill
ious stomach. Your greatest remedy
is to avoid all fatty and greasy foods
as much as possible, and eat fruits
and food con aining plenty
| OF acids. Acid drinks are the
best medicines that you can take.
These two kinds OF stomachs are
found on all sides, and as soon as
begins to know that he has a stomach
he must ascertain which one he has.
Then he can doctor himself easily.
! Occasionally one changes into the
other in the course of years. The acid
stomach. by the continuous use of
fats and avoidance Of acids, becomes
a bilious stomach, and vice versa.
Then it is we'll to eat equally of both
for a time.-Yankee Blade.
She Had Improved.
The Princess Charlotte, daughter of
I George W., was a young woman of
great spirit and originality. One day
one Of her teachers CHANGED to enter
the room when the princess was revil-
ing one of her attendant ladies, in
great wrath, and, after giving her a
lecture on hasty speech, he presented
her with a book on the subject. A
few days later he found her still mor
furious and using language even mor
violent. II am sorry to find your
royal highness has not read the book
/ gave YOU" Il did, my lordl' cried
she tempestuously; II both read it
and profited by it. Otherwise | should
have scratched her eyes outw-San
Francisco ArqonGut.
Women and Color.
Balzac, the French author, says that
a woman's character, finds expression
in her favorite color. A VIC man who
prefers orange or green gowns is, he
thinks, quarrelsome. Those who
sport yellow hats or who go clad in
! black without cause are not to be
trusted. White should indicate CO.
quetry. Gentle and thoughtful women
prefer pink. Pearl gray is the color
of ii who consider themselves
unfortunate. Lilac is the shade par
ticularly affected by over ripe beau
ties; therefore, according to Balzac,
lilac hats are mostly worn by mothers
on their daughters marriage day and
by women more than forty years old
when they go visiting.--&. LouiS
Post Dispatch.