Telegram-herald., 1891-11-29

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gans. especially ss tAs creotngs and
junctonA We Aad % wait two hours
~ ons juncson. @ ws went so shs hossl.
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csg soanssg thy ussd . nAssrA gas
veil for cigar hgnnng
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ben slsDe "a . gooA dsal too much. and
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tAsm, and enss nssdsd Asw apa. and
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We played eight gazass in Two hoszs.
for which We were required 70 pay forty
cents. o. Ave csnts per game. Whsa
this wes done the prcpnstsr gave - AZ
teen cigars.
"rhey are pool cigars. hs saiA I'VE
give them. two for game. herA They
amt imported cigars. bus cur fellers
smokes 'sm quite good deal"
So We got sixteen cigars. eight games
Of pool and ~at away. Thsrs bsing
three Of ~. IL . ne to iSS cents apiece,
and no charge. the hotel for chscling
our overcosts. The cigars were Of shs
saleratus blond type, with real juts
filler. II one is careful not r. Zip the
cigar mp 90 - to let the worl fsu Out,
he can smoke one almost up. fhey are
domestic cigars, and have never had the
benefits Of travel. A few moi them
would cure mo of the sppel..s for to-
bacco and put me on the platform - =
worker against its use. But later I And
that they are not composed Of tobacco,
90 we must not be unjust.
Noticing recently that Manager ]. n.
Hill u getting on his broken leg again.
reminds me OF an incident which took
place some years ago when young man
in the balcony at the Standard theater
seemed to be just full enough 10 court
investigation and call for his enemies 10
come forward and get killed. You have
seen that sty,s OF jag which yearns for
something 10 crush and mutilate. IL
generally finds several Of those before it
gets through.
This young man sat with his hat On
and rested his broad, intelligent feet on
tho seat in front of him. When the
usher asked him for his check he told
him to get on: or he would beat out his
brains with q damp towel. Oh, he was
a coarse, bad man, and the usher was .
pale, slight, girlish figure with pompa-
dour hair and an Eden Musee dress suit.
The bad man looked around over the
house and bade the show to open up and
turn loose He was temporarily in pos
session Of the house, and glad Of it. LET
her go: we're all in! Ring her up, and
damn be the first feller that says 'Nuff!'
Pretty soon Q visiting pastor from
Maine sat down in the seat in front Of
the tough gent from Avenue A and
gently asked him to take down his feet.
as they annoyed him and sort of chafed
him under the arms.
The bad man smiled at the good man
and sort Of tickled him under the arms
with the too of his boot. "I'm here,
elder, you bet yer sweet life; 'at's swat's
matter. come in here and set where
just by gosh happen to want tn. Re
served seats no object to me. Where
set down is my reserve seat See"
Just then the visiting pastor from
Maine gathered the massive feet, one
under each arm. and gently took for the
aisle. Gayly he tripped up the aisle.
knocking off . lumbar vertebre at every
jump. Around he went TO the stair, and
so trickling along down with the bad
man At his heels, shedding front teeth