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This wonderful Mineral Water retains
- mineral and magnetic properties
almost indefinitely when stored in
stone. glass. or properly prepared oskks.
Thu Water has hot only the wonder
ful curative properties claimed for il.
but comes from the well at tempera-
ture Of 50 degrees Farenhe.t. and is
delightfully."- pleasant drink. IL does
not, like most mineral waters. require
deoderising 20 make Il palstable 90 the
taste, but can be used for table water
just as it comes from the well.
In it, corbonated state il forms q
pleasant. refreshing beverage. cures
and prevents DYSPEPSIA, etc, etc, ana
is far superior 10 any Of the imported
waters.
Delivered TO any part Of the city At
I'D cents per gallon.
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We guarantee that this paint when
properly used will not crack, fake or
chalk; that it will wear as long, if not
longer; will look as we'll, If not better,
than any other paint. We claim this
paint to be unexcelled by any other
paint in tho market. We hereby agree
to forfeit tho value Of the paint and the
cost OF applying it il il is not found ~
represented. Signed.
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GUARANTEE.

here 10 . Guarantee THAT Means some
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

Whether Carlyle was a dead failure
IT not Is a moot point, but he c~ertaiuly
did not know how 20 put up with
bores. "Tbe art Of being savage 70
those people or ''such thincs"-as ne
would have designated them-which
scott 50 ~signally lacked, was possessed
by him in it, perfection. What he
could least endure" We are told. was
being bored. The anathemas which
re heaped on unfortunate bores exceed
Ernulphusin exquisite variety"
a whole museum might be filed with
Carlyle's bores alone. He obtained
access 70 the immortals. and they bored
him. To his acrid humor Charles
Lamb was something less, almost. than
a bore. Colcridge, whom be had not
been d~isinclined to revere, was a bore
Of the most oppressive kind. He
hobbled about with us, writes the ir-
reverent Thomas, talking with a kind
Of solemn emphasis on matters which
were Of no interest. Nothing came
from him that was Of use t. me that
day, or in fact any day ."-Exchange.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
A very Poor Lawxer.

Here is a San Jose law story from the
extensive repertory Of w. L. Gill. A
young lawyer, a friend Of his, not noted
Tor intelligence, succeeded in having a
client acquitted Of murder. Meeting
him a few days afterward Gill was
quite warm in congratulations.
Yes. said tine young lawyer, mop
ping his brow, Il got him of, but it
was a narrow escape"
"A narrow escaped Howf'
"Ah, the tightest struggle you ever
Raw. You know / examined the wit
nesses and made the argument myself;
the plea. self defense. The Jury was
out two whole days. Finally the ivdRe
called them before him and a ked
what the trouble was.
"'Only u thing. your hon1.' re-
piled the foreman. Was the prison.
ers attorney retained by him o. ap-
pointed by the courtf
mo, gentlemen; the prisoner a
man of means said the Judge, and
hired his attorney
Il could not see what bearing the
question had on the evidence" CON.
tinued Mr.. ellis young friend, but
ten minutes later in fled the Jury, and
what do you think the verdict wasP'
WHAT" asked Gill
why, not guilty, on the ground of
insanity. Del Mente Wave.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
DidA.t Meet Them.

Mrs Hsyseed-Did ye see any o
hem sha-pers in the city.
Mr.. Hayseed-Not a one. Miranda
not a one But | met some old friend,
I never expected to see again. Do We
remember old Mr.. Bigcropl Well.
met a son of his. Thought both those
boys was dead an lynn mi there in the
cemetery; but this one said he was
snatched by grave robbers, and Just as
they was sellin' his body to a medical
college he came to. Good enough fer
a book, Miranda, good enough fer a
book, and | told him he ought &c
write il, and he said he guessed
he would. and he'd dedicate the
book 10 me as his fathers old friend
There's one queer thing Miirnnda
This mans hair is black. while the Big
crop boys had red hair. but he said ii
turned black from fright. He's way up
ln society, Miranda, and introduced me
10 young men named Vanderbilt and
Aston and Gould and Dreyel and ever
80 many more. / tell YOU. Miranda
these young feilers spend money Some
bills fer cigars and things came In while
we was talking. hundreds o. dollars
Eorth, an they shipped ont the cash
like a breeze. one of 'em happened %
run short, and SO l lent him an had,
but he said he'd send il by express TO-
morrow. ! tell you what. Miranda. a
smart man Ike me is just as safe in the
city rs in the country Good News.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

The Sine Qua Mon.
He was a perfect prince Of eOod
gAowa"
~how vas thar
"Nevr pad asbt--Pusk
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

HIs Desperate and Unequal Fight with
had Band of Apachea

HIs Desperate and Unequal Fight with z
bad Band of APaches.
We were sitting one night at q
freighter's camp fire, around which
%ere drawn half a or more Of the
freighter, who, with their outfits, were
in camp for the night Stories Of old
times when the Indians were bad, and
Of the bravery of the white pioneez
had gone around the circle until il came
to old mar Wilson's turn, who said:
Talk about sand in a mani / tell
you it takes sand in a man to try anG
stand off single handed forty or fifty
Apaches when he knows Just how the
scrap will end, and that the end will be
his W death; but that was Just the
Kind of sand that was in Felix Knox
when he was killed by the Apaches.
You see, Knox was an all around gam
bier such as the tenderfoot from the
east scorn 50 much and know so little
about, but he had a heart in him big
ger than any ~tenderfoot's head
Well, it was in the spring of 1882
Knox, with his wife and baby and a
Mexican driver, were coming from Sill
yer City 10 Clifton. They got to YorkI
ranch, which is on the ella river. about
thirty miles from Clifton, all right, but
were told there that signs of Apaches had
been seen. and that they had better &c
in camp there for a few days, but Knox
who had fought the Apachas dozens
Of times and didn't know what fear was
said lie wanted TO make Clifton that
day.
They drove on, and were about two
miles from Nork's ranch when Knox
saw an Indian come from behind a
low, round topped hill, and feeling as
sured there were more of them. p
that it vas a eight to the death. he
dled - pocket with cartridges. kissed
his little sleeping girl baby and his wife
for the last time, and, with a goodby
t. them, he jumped from the wagon
md quickly turned the team. and told
.he Mexican driver to whip them back
the ranch, and that he would stand
the Apaches of.
IS the wagon turned and was furi-
ously driven away the Apaches, who
now came in sight. fired a volley. but
killed no one. Then Knox faced his
sOes and pumped tho lead from his
Winchester into them. The Indians
gradually circled around Knox and the
end came. The Mexican driver dashed
his team back 10 the ranch, where 18th
Of the horses fell dead from wounds re
from the Indians first volloy.
a party, after a little delay, wa
made up and returned TO the place
where the fight took place, and there
hey found knox's body, and the In
iians, contrary TO their usual custom,
not mutilated it in the least. but
lad taken a clean pocket handkerchief
Enox's pocket and carefully
pread It ove his face. and had fast
ned it there by putting a small stone
N each r OF it TO hold it in it
lace and keep the sun from the dead
mans face. That was their tribute to
he sand in Knox. Seventy empty
bells were found that had been emp
ed from knoX's Winchester. and one
I the raiding Indians afterward said
Hrtr party numbered forty-two, and
hat Knox had killed seven Of them
Arizona Republican.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
The Deadly Tarantula.

The poison Of the Mygale species Of
taEantula is of a fearful nature-more
dreaded than that Of a rattlesnake-
and unless only slightly scratched and
heroic measures used the result is fatal
Many deaths are on record caused by
these spiders. The most prolonged
suffering was that Of a San Diego wom-
an. a tarantula sunk its fangs in her
hand during the night. The flesh was
cut away with a razor and medical as
sistance summoned at once. Her life
was prolonged for a time as well as her
suIerings. For three months she lin.
Gered under the effects. her hands con.
Etantly creeping and crawling along the
bedding in horrible limitations of the
motions Of the tarpTtuIa -Florepc.
Companion.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
THE BIGGEST FISH.

n Was = Whale UntiI IL Was Caught
Much To the Captains Discontinue.
There is no better fishing GROUND
around New York for those who de
light in the capture of the weakfist
that the neighbOrhood II che High
landsof NaveSink, and there are few
better spOrtSiuen than the genial Cap
tain Slevin, of the Second precinct.
The v~eracity of fishermen is moi
above suspicion. but now and then the
French prOverb that 1T is always the
unexpected that happens" is justified.
Atany rate this incident will be vouched
for 10y "a dozen.
One day in July. which. ! regret TO
say, wis a Sunday. the captain. guided
By Hank Smith who is the waterman
all the skilled fishermen seek to cur
went toa ~iavorite fishing spot Hank
looked Oyer the tackle and found that
one Of the hooks was in danger Of get
ting loose from its smell, so he took a
couple Of half bitches around il and
made il fast. At the same time the
eaptain was fastening a bit OF cord that
sattached 10 the rig 70 his line. Hank
laughed al the knot the captain used.
but for all that over it all went and in
a second the biggest fish of the
season had carr led ths whole business
away.
Of course there vas weeping and
wailing and gnashinr Of teeth. and the
captain syvore that . I'd never 20 fish
ing On Sunday egai b. However. a new
hg was found. and when the good peo-
pie Of Highlands r urned from church
tnll Of piety and rssip the captain met
them with a bro. / smile and a long
string and for a sw hours kept them
all busy listenin 10 his tale OF how he
lost the best hsl that ever swan in the
Shrewsbury.
But now sec the danger Of exaccera-
ton On Monday two young men OF
New York. Messrs Howard and Raw
mOnd. came down. They secured Hank
and went put TO the same place that
the captain had anchored at the day
before. They caught a goodly basket
full twenty two in alb. but there was
n infant-a fingerling-a mere sar-
dine. He was carefully put at the
bottom Of the pile and the lot delivered
over to the scullion, who promptly
turned the basket upside down and
brought Mr.. Tom Thumb 70 the top.
Just at this moment the captain
sauntered by. He saw a pile Of fish
and strolled in 10 look them over. The
sculion seized the top one and plunged
the knife in 10 clean him. As he opened
the belly with his knife, out came the
captains lost hooks and smells, easily
identified by the two peculiar knots.
1t wa an odd series of condolences.
the fish should have been taken
BY another party on another day. taken
10 the hotel lone Of severaD where both
loser and finder stopped; that the cap
lain should have been passing Just as
be FISH was being cleaned, and that
he fish should have shrunk so fear
ully in size over night.
Ii is, in all seriousness, solid fact
- VI 1T
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

banged hair and soprano voice, who
announced in answer to my first ques.
tons that he was the young lady's
brother.
Il beckoned him out into the hall
and told him the story. Instead OF
falling in a rage and asking. Where is
her as the average brother would do.
he raised his hands afTectedly and said .
What My sister shot2 With a re-
volverl Well, l think that man was
real mean, don't your He ought to
have that pistol taken right away from
him. New York Times.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
M-esnse Isdiraatlon.

A party newEpaper men who werS
hdolgfng Ia daybreak luncheon were
talking over the queer Incidents that
bespangle their ihdescent existences.
The funniest thing I've encountered
lately,R said one was connected with
. very sad affar-ths shooting Of the
young woman organist of a down town
church By an insane stranger, who Inn
Agined she had Tilted him. I was told
on to break the news TO her folks (she
VS. thought TO be mOrtslly woundedl,
and went around to their apartments
m a Hghtfully nervous condition.
When | reached there the For was
opened By a sweet young man, with
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

A German man Of science Dr.
krausS Of Halle) has been making
some studies among fruit trees. he
says that they sleep during the day and
do their growing by night. The hruit
Of TIE cherry, for example, increased
nine thres a fast in size during the
night a. in the day. Apples, however,
are not quite 50 lazy during the day, for
their = . OF growth wa found to be
% pes cent during the night and 20
per cent by day-that Il to say, they
grow fonr times as much by night -
~ day St Louis Republic
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
The Size of Hat.

Said a dealer in gents furnishIIs
goods; Mems heads, or at least then
hats, are growing smaller. | have no
dced it year by year in my business
and where a Z l-2 or z 81 hat formerly
vas not a miracle, today the average
nat is a Z, and it is seldom we have a
call for a Z "A. However, there is a
reason for this. Besides the custom Of
wearing the hat perched on the corner
Of the ear, it must also be admitted
thar almost all of the men wear their
hair closely cropped nowadays, and
this makes a great difference. ! don't
believe peoples neads are growing
smaller.
"ln olden times the men generally
wore long, bushy hair, and drew their
hats down SO that they always left .
mark on the locks. Another thinl
Worthy Of notice is that haas of English
make always run in large. size than
American hats. A 6 81 hat of English
make equals a 6 IS hat Of American
make. You can generally tell an En-
glish hat by the coat-of-arins ia the
srown Bay City Tribune.
&er growing necessities of human life.
A church founded on the idea Of
righteousness Is a church which all wise
men must approve, which all good meI
must love. for righteousness is abso-
lutely necessary for the well being Of
mankind. A church founded on the
idea OF Righteousness is part Of that
eternal and universal church which ex-
listed long before the Christian era
which viii continue to exist when every
institution IN Christendom |
has collapsed Eeclesiasticism must be
Destroyed before religion a begin
The churches Of men must be revoIu-
honized IN order that the church of
sod may be saved Rev. DIR. Alfred
4omerie in Forum.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

Trunks. va1ises
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

The British novelist Blackmore Il .
hearty and well preserved man Of hI-
years He looks much like a
typical back country squire and rarely
appears in society, preferring to live
the life of a literary recluse. He Is an
Oxford graduate and a lawyer.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

The cooling Of milk Immediately
after II Il drawn from the COW Is said TO
1f-ctest assistance In delay
ING fermentation. and il is thought to
he fhe mos' practical mfthod which
AN now be recommended
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04
Uses for the Search Light.

There is no doubt hat If every large
passenger steamer was provided with
several search lights many dangers
would be avoided and the yearly loss
OF life at sea would be greatly lessened.
This statement applies specially TO emf
grant steamers, in which so many lives
are in jeopardy in times Of danger. II
has been recommended that the eouip-
ment Of such vessels with search lights
should be made compulsory by the gov
ernments Of the countries under whose
hags they sail and at whose ports they
touch.
As an instance Of the simplicity of a
seareh light outfit, and the advantageous
use TO which il can be put. il is only
necessary to look to the navigation of
the Suez canal Vessel unprovided
with the electric light can hire a com
plete plant when entering the canal
either 1t S - or Port Said. The whole
arrangement can be set up In an hour or
two. and the steamer can then 20
through the canal at night. Formerly
every ship in the canal had to tie up To
the hanks at night. and the passaO>
often occupied fifty or sixty houS
Now 1t Is generally made In eighteen q
twenty hours. and on some occasions
quicker tDe has been rlade.-
Electricity.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-10-04

AnoF WorHt Eeatnre.
Ma Sanso-The fashions change 20
uEtanl
Mr.. Sanso gioOmily)-Yes, and they
change a hundred dollar bill each tina
-nunsey's Weekly
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Perfect lie al tn

headaches stomach dis
turbances and other uncomfortable sensations Remove
Sarsalrih which thoroughly cl
health and strength to mind ana Noy
Lowell Mass wrapper
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"For scYcral years past have regularly taken
Ayers Sarsaparlla. not to cure any specific dis
ease but to tone up the system preparatory to
the heated tcrm 1t always relieves that feeling
of languor so prevalent during the spring
months" Henry II. Davis, Nashua. =. II.
"If any who suffer from general debility.
want of appetite depression of spirits. and lass-
tulc, will Use Ayers Sarsalarlla. ! am conf
dent it will cure them. for | have used it. and
sneak from experience. 1t is the best remedy
ever knew. and | have used Il great iiany.'-
+. O. Lowering, Brockton. Mass.
al suffered for over three years with lcmalo
weaknesses. without being able to obtain relief.
1t was supposed by the doctors that was i'll
consumptiUn: hut | did not agree with this
opinion as none os our family had ever been
afflicted with that disease. ana | therefore tle-
tcrmincd TO see what virtue there was in Ayers
Sarsaparilla. Before had taken three bottles.
| was cured. can now do my work with Gaze"
Mrs. j. Creighton, IIshaatc, Ontario.
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"I have used Ayers Sarsaparilla. from time to
time, for fifteen or twenty years past and nave
found 1t to be the best OF hlood-purificrs. |
think very highly of it rs spring medicine 1t
clears the blood from I'll bad hunors. AMI inl-
parts wonderful feeling of strength ahd
yitality."-Ira Leonard, Lowell. Mass.
Last spring suffered from general debility
and loss Of appetite. commenced t" take
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and soon felt much better.
Dy its continued use my strength was fully re-
stored. Other members of my family have been
greatly benefited by it. Samuel Brown, South
Merrimack, y. II.
"I was n great sufferer from low condition
of the blood and general debility, becoming,
finally, so reduced that WAS unfit for work.
Nothing that did for the complaint helped me
so much as Ayers Sarsaparilla, few bottles of
which restored me to health and strength.
take every opportunity to recommend this
medicine in similar cases."-C. Evici, II L.
Main st Chillipotlc Ohio.
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TRIBBLE 4 QUAT'PLHB AUl
REAL ESTATE AGENTS,

OFFER the following property for sale !:
The Mike MCGEE Fa rm. in Martin town
ship, containing 336 acres. Will be cut in
to three Tracts, or sold as q whole to suit
purchasers.
The Winter Tract, in Savannah town.
ship, 200 acres, we'll adapted to stock rails
ing. will be sold cheap.
The Jenkins place, three miles east of
Pendleton, 2l5 acres. one-half in original
forest.
The Dunlap place, 10 acres. two miles
west of Starr. Every acre of this Tract is
arabic, and level as floor.
A well improved House aud Lot (l!
acres) on Main Street, near the Square in
the city. House and Lot en- East Benson
street. House and Lot on East Boundary
street.
These are only few of our properties.
Gall and see us. If we have nothing that
suits you we will secure it. We mean to
sell this property. Office over Southern
Express Co.. South Main Street, Anderson,
S. C.
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Judge Of Probate's Sale.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.


IN the Probate Court.
David Blassingame, Administrator Of the
Estate of Henry Crawford, colorcd, de-
ceased, Plaintiff, against Amanda Cfaw-
ford, ct al, Dcfendants.-Ccmplaint to
Sell Land in aid OF Personal Assets, Ro-
lief dc.
My virtue of an order in the above sta
I'D ted case, made in this Court, | will
sell on Salesday in January, 1892, at An
dersnn c. f., ). c., the foilo"i26 Trect o.
Land, to wit:
All chat Tract Or Parcel Of Land, situate
in Anderson County, State aforesaid ~
tanning fifty acres, more or less, on waters
of Six and Twenty Mile Creek, and all.
Joining lands of Vim. Martin, Thos. Mar
lin, W. w. Smith and others.
Terms Of Sale-One-third cash, ana bal
ance on credit Of twelve months, with in
terest from day of sale, to be secured by
bond and mortgage OF the prcmlses--pur-
chaser to pay extra ior papers.
W. +. con,
Judge of Probate.
Dec 10, 1891 23
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NEW GUN SHOP.
]. c. DAVIS, Proprietor.

G UNs, Revolvers, Sewing Machines,
VI Locks and Keys, Trunks, Umbrellas
and Parasols repaired at short notice.
Saws Filed and Set.
All work warranted,
Don't trade off your old Sewing Ma.
chine, no matter what kind it is, as sman
outlay will make it as good as now. Don't
throw away your old Gun Locks-have the
old plates refilled at less than the cost of
new locks. Bring your old Umbrellas and
Parasols to me- and for few cents have
lots of service from them. Remember, all
work guaranteed. Shop on Granite
Row.
Jan 1, 1891 28 y
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EUREKA
GIN SAW SHIELD
The Greatest Protection to LIFE and
LIMB Ever Invented.

WHY r,n the risk of losing your hand
w when by simply attaching the Eu-
reka Gin Saw Shield to your Gin, it pro.
tects you from all danger. No Gin should
be run without them !; the only sure pro
lection now in use against accident nom
Gin Saws while adjusting or cleaning molo
board. Can be attached to any Gin. E.
particulars and prices address
B. F. WILSON, Anderson, s. c.
Oct g. 1891 IA
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Trains leave spartanburg, S. c., A c. Division
Northbound, "a a. m, $50 p. No., 6.57 p. M IVES
huled Limited; Southbound, 800 a. NJ. ~ p. a.,
ll.l3 a. III. (Vesibuled Limited)i Westbound, W.
\. C. Division, .35 p M, 7.2O p. n., for Hender,
sonrille, Asheville, Hot Springs, Knoxville and
Cincinnati.
Trains leave Greenville. S. c., A. c. Division,
Norihbound 2.44 a. IN. 40 p. m, COS p. M ives
tibuled Limitpd); Southbound, 6 10 a. m. 534 p. H.
1896 D. m. (Nestibu.ed Ltmited).
Trains leave Seneca, S. c., A. c. DlviIon' >
Northbound. III a. NJ, 254 p. m, southbound,
Isl T. NJ. ~ p. III.
Trains leave Greenwood s. c., 100 q. m. $50 P.
M Anderson, $. G., 335 p. El., and Laurens 8 u,
l.59 p. II for Augusta, Ga, and points South.
PULLMAN CAR SERVICE.
Train leaving Greenwood $50 p. m, carries
through Pnllrcan Sleeper from Spartanburg to sao
van, An g., ia Aucus.., arriving Savannah 6.2o
g. NJ. Reforming leave Savannah $40 p. n.; arrloe
Greenwood 10 o5 a. m., making connection with u
( &. Division. Pullman Palace Sleeping Gar on
1'-ains Is and l6 between Charleston, s G., and
L.c!un.t O.. End all trains on A. Z. DIVISION.
J. A. EODSON, w. A. TURK,
Supcrintendsnt. Asst. Genr. Pass Agt.,
toIrWa1ISC CuARLorTE, NC.
W. il. GREEN, JAS. l.. TAfLoh,
Geu'l Mgr, Genr Pass. Agent.
ATL.SrA. GA. ATLANTA, GA.
SOL. HAAS Trsfic MANAGER