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New-York tribune., 1891-03-06
SENAT TOR INGALLSS STRIKING ARTICLE
HE WRITES FOR" THE NEwYoRK TRUTH ON
Il" THE ANNUAL ENGLISH WAR SCARE

TIE ANNUAL ENGLISH WAX SUAKE.
Washington, d. c., March o." Ncw-York Truth
signaizcd the closing OF Congress by publishing an
extraordinary article by senator ingalls,, on the An
English scare in his most sarcastic and
litter style. Every employe In the various Govern
ment departments possesses copy and the news
agents are waiting a fresh supply to fill the demands
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Never Before - -
could fine Furniture be had cheap as no" oi "eo
Flint Co, lithst. and 0h-aNe
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06
NOTES Of TIE STAGE.

Miss Mary Eastlakc, who has been In this
country with Wilson Barrett, will make tour here
next season. beginning in October. Her brother,
Charles a-tlakc Will bc her manager, and she Will
play "Clito' and ~ Yorkshire Lass
.Tbe Pillars OF Society will be played at the
Ivceum Theatre this evening by graduates OF the
American Academy # the Dramatic Arts.
A fitting tribute will be paid 10 the memory of Gen
era sherman in the programme OF military novelties
now being arranged for the special performance at the
Casino on Thursday afternoon, March 10, the proceeds
q which are to be devoted to the monument fund.
The entertainment will be under the direction Of several
committees representing different branches in mer-
camille professional and military circles. The re-
rtir1 committee will he composed Of delegates from
liz rcriIrcnts who will appear IN full uniform. \
necio Subscription bureau has been established for the
sale Of ,c, IN blocks and Mr. AronSoh announces that
the hayes viii be disposed Of nj premium.
Servants OF all kinds offer their services In the
short advertisements on the ninth page Of The IrDuhe
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Bnrrys TrIcopherou- revive, n. PeT'hlns nh hair and
renr,vs CLOSES preserves ana mulIpcs Ue upIeS du
clcanses the scalp. Cures badness.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Majors Cement repairs ch1a' g1s' SiS Grnn Ia
MAJORS Leather Cement. ljc sold uy drugglSVs'
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

T. CnIyet & Co.'S CIarets. for which F. dc Barry {
CO.. i3 Warren Street agents, have cosmopolitan
roputa,on among connol.scus FOR purify, reliability and
cXt ellence
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

p,.,cur the celebrated French scientist invented
corm'nroof water litter can at loo Bfoad"ay anu
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

From Investigation It seems that the only really sa'
appliance for heating cars IN tho Baker fieN'Oe Sc'
rIr. Proc, Car Ielter.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

K.ep,. Shirt. TO Measure. six for 80. None better
A. any prce 800 and sl1 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06
PRIZE ORATORS AT PRINCETON.

Princeton, y. j., March tspecaD.-Ihc annual
sophomore oratOrical contest OF the American Whig
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Every one who wishes 10 buy or rent house IN
town or country should examine the httlc adVcrtiSe
ments on the ninth page Of The Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06
MOUNT HOPE CEMETERY.
ONCE $50 Sixth ave.. corner o9d.st.. n. r
Special Notires

VIM. NJ. Chase's
PAINTINGS IN OIL AND PASTEL
VIII be sold at auction
FRIDAY EVENING
at O'Clock. at tho
FIFTH AVENUE ART GALLERIES,
866 Fifth.ave., near S4th-st.,
ROBERT soMERvILLE, AUCTIoNEER
BY oRTGIES & co.
Exhibition
Oh SCULPI RES BY
&. B. IVES,
From q. n. 10 p. M, al 2o4 othaVe.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Notices Of marriages must be indorsed with fuh
name and address.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

You will find 1t worth your while to examine the
short, pithy advertisements on the nnth page this
morning.
New-York tribune., 1891-03-06

Servants Of all kinds offer their services In the
short advertisements the ninth Of The Tribune
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

had disposed Of the queue he began to
pat, pound and punch the flesh of his
customers face, neck and shoulders,
pinching the checks and ears and pound
ing the shoulders, back and chest at .
lively rate. He also pounded the back
of the neck with the outside edges &C
his hands, the patting being confined to
the forehead and around the eyes. This,
it was afterward learned, was for the
purpose of bringing the skin back to its
normal condition after the rasping it had
received from the heavy razor and to
assist the blood in its circulation. This
pounding and pinching is to the Chinese
what the shampoo is to other people.
When all these things had been done
to the satisfaction of the barber all
that was left to do was the pounding
and pinching of the flesh on the face
and neck, done to start the circulation
in the scraped portions. This was gone
through with quickly. While Cinnamon
may like it, it will never become Eopu-
lar with white men.
The price of all this shaving. which
had occupied over half an hour. was
fifty cents. At first the reporter
thought that the barber was raising the
price on him, but inquiries from other
Cinnamon elected the fact that half a
dollar was the regular price of shaving.
This method of shaving the face all
over accounts for the peculiarly shining
appearance of a newly-shaved Celcs.ial
face, for they never dream of putting
on magnesia or any other sort ot tace
powder to take the shine Of.-N. O.
Times-DemOcrat.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
THE GIRL THAT Z DIDN'T GET.

Yes. that Is her picture. standing there
The one with the full round face
And the laughing mouth, and the loose, short
hair
And the brooch at her throat and the laca
1know il is foolish to keep IL there SO,
Rn, snon,d ha,e saa,v 70 have he, po
The a., thu, 7 d;Sn,t get
mt Il avav at first I know
In its leather frame and case;
And thought I could cherish my anger and
grow
To forget her name and her face
But found il was something couldn't do
Icould only fume and fret
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
A CHINESE SHAVE.


The Queer Experience of . White Man
with n MongOlian Barber.
Like American BARRIERS, he commenced
up near the ears and shaved down with
the run of the beard. wetting his finger
and then rubbing the few drops on the
face as he went along. The razor, while
it might have been made of very good
steel, was of a heavy, clumsy pattern,
and was evidently made for the pus-
pose of forcing through boards made of
wire. 1t was when he got through
shaving the sides of the face, the neck
and chin that the curious part began.
Then he proceeded to shave the cheeks,
where there was not sign of hair, only
little downy fuzz. In doing this he
commenced about sixteenth of an inch
below the lower eyelashes, and the
writer was fearful that if the barber's
hand slipped he might lose one of his
eyes, and it must be confessed that he
WINGED little as the portion under the
eyes was being shaved, and also when
the top lid was being treated in the same
manner.
The barber would have Clipped off
the eyelashes, too, had his subjest not
protested when his intention was di-
vined. After this the forehead received
the attention of the almond-eyed barber,
and every portion of it was dampened
and scraped. Then came the nose, the
first scrape commencing at the hollow
between the eyes and coming straight
down the top of the nose over the
bridge, ended at the lip.
The sides being carefully relieved of
any fuzz or dust that might be there,
the barber laid his heavy razor aside,
and, taking up . curious, knife-ike in
strument with very narrow and thin
blade, he began to shave all the hair
from the inside of the nostrils. This
produced smarting and tickling SEN
sation, but it did not tickle half so
much as what followed. After the
nose came the back and rims of the
ears. This was done with the big razor,
and then the small one was used again
for shaving every portion Of the inside
of the ears.
Just before doing this, however, the
barber had shaved the neck all around,
as far down as the collar, bringing the
razor down first and then up, SO that
not a bit of the down which mi yht have
grown there should escape. The shaw
ing part was now finished. although the
barber signified his willingness to trim
the eyebrows
This, however. was not wanted Now
the barber produced from his pouch .
couple of very soft camel's-hair brushes
With one Of these he proceeded to brush
the inside of the ears, forcing the brush
in as far rs possible, and then attacked
the nostrils. This brushing caused such
q tickling sensation that It was impos-
siblc for the reporter to sit still The
other brush was used for brushing the
eyes, both outside and in. for after hav-
ing brushed the lashes. the lids and the
corners of the eye, the barber turned
the lids up over his fore6nger and care
fully brushed the inside of them. This
did not hurt, As might be supposed. but
rather had . soothing effect
''Surely he must be done now" said
the reporter to himself. But NO. he had
not nearly finished, for - soon = hs
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
INTERESTING STATISTICS.

The German empire, by the last cer-
eus, has 20, 800, 600 Of population, Prus-
sia having of these 10000, 900 and the
next division, Bavaria, having $500, ,OOO
THE earth's fifteen hundred millions
Of human inhabitants speak 3,0s4 diff
ferent languages and possess about
one thousand different religious beliefs.
BERLIN's society for the homeless
sheltered last year 10s, 900 men and 49,
800 women. Since 1870 the society has
assisted, with lodgings, bath, break
fasts and medical care, 1905, 900 per-
sons.
In the United States annually about
$500 persons are tried for murder, with
nm average Of about 100 0lcgalexecutions.
In five Of the states imprisonment for
life has been established for tho death
penalty.
EURoPE's population on January
was 3S0,2OO,0O0. Tho population Of
each of the other continents was esti-
mated to be as follows: Asia, $780,
600, 900; Africa, 127.OO0,O 900; Australia,
4.7s0. 900; North America, 50, $50 200;
South America. 5000. 900; polar re-
gions, 100000. The total would then
be 1.7s7. 100000.
''Ir 1t wasn't for whisky,n remarked the
cork, II would not be here In tho jug. I'm
Journal.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
The STATES IN oENERAl

CozxHoE1ouF = thrsatened with the
loas Of her Ghad
OMo's grape crop per aero Is worth
three times that Of California.
A KAxsAs farmer is producing maple
sugar from sap furnished by trees arti-
acially grown.
IT is said that the natives Of Alaska
spend 80 much Of their time in boats
that their legs are crooked and weak.
Tm Massachusetts legislature has
appropriated $4,000 to be applied toward
disseminating information regarding
abandoned farms in the state.
TEXAS claims 1,51s,2S5 horses and
heads tho list. Illinois is next with l.
123,07S. In valuation Texas claims S49.-
61s, ,s9s and Illinois sos, ,214, 500.
A FARM ct Pithole, Pa, which was
bought some years ago. during the oil
excitement, by Chicago spectators for
$780, 900 was sold recently at tax
sale for 800.
state Of Ohio. It has 90, 1000 inhabitants,
q larger number than either Wyoming
or Nevada hos, and Is now about ready
for statehood.
WESTERN Franklin county contains
the second highest elevation in Massa-
chusetts, an isolated peak in the town
Of Rowe, bearing the name Of Mount
Davis, ALTO feet in altitude.
WOMAN suffrage is symbolized in
Wyoming's new seal Of state. which
shows the figure Of q woman from
whose uplifted arm is suspended brok-
en- chain, while the states motto Is
Equal Rights"
DELAWARE is said to have more living
ex-governors than any.other state in the
union. Five Of them-B. T. Biggs,
John P. Cochran, James Ponder, John
w. Hall and Charles F. Stokley-aro
still engaged in active business.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
sTePNIAK's ADVENTURES.
The Russian RevOlutiOnist Tells u Thrillin
Story Of His First Arrest.

The Russian RevOlutiOnist Tells u Thrilling
Story of His First Arrest.
Scrgius Stepniak. the Russian re,O-
lutionary leader. tells some thrilling
stories of his experience as a Nihilist.
Among the more interesting of these
was that of his first arrest.
With a companion he was found at
work among the peasants, teaching
them his unlawful ideas, and making
friends as well as converts. Four po
licemen took them to a village on the
way to prison set apart for political
offenders, and stopped there for the
night. Then came friends from among
the peasants bringing many bottles of
Russian brandy to the police, SO that
by midnight each officer was dead drunk
and the prisoners were free to
run. They did run, hoping to reach
larger place some distance away,
and there get horses to carry them to a
railroad station. They undertook, tn
cross a swamp TO save distance. 1t was
a freezing night, but the ice was in
places too thin to bear their weight, SO
that they frequently fell into the water
stiff with ice.
Worse than all they lost their way,
and after two and a half hours came out
on highway but half an hours walk
from the place they had escaped from.
1t was now SO near daylight that horses
must he procured or capture was
inevitable, and yet they feared that if
they applied for help in this village they
would find some one who would rec.
ognize them.
There was no help for it, however,
light was seen. A party enjoying a
dance was found there. They walked
in and the first man they met was con-
stable from the other village, who had
seen them under arrest. He looked at
them suspiciously, but Stepniak walked
up and greeted him enthusiastically.
''But saw you under arrest yester-
day." said the constable.
Certainly, but it was all a mistake.
An order came from the government
ordering our release Here is the order
We want horses" and Stepniak pulled
out a copy of a song he had made, trust
ing that the constable was illiterate,
and SO he was; but he was SHARP
enough to demand that the escaped
prisoners go to the village clerk, who
could read.
At this Stepniak and his friend de
termined to fight rather than be re
captured, but before there was neces
sity for that girl said the clerk haG
gone to wedding. This was gooc
news, for he was sure to be drunk,
and so away they went, found
him SO, and then, having passed
his stupid scrutiny, they mounted horses
and fled to railroad station much fur
ther away than they needed to have
gone. There, instead of taking a train
that would carry them further away,
they took train that carried them back
near the scene of their escapc-they
doubled on their track. At one station
they saw a crowd of officers watching
for them, but no search was made i'm the
cars, and they reached Moscow and
friends in safety.
AS described by Stepniak, the life of
a political outlaw is one of thrilling ex-
citement until he is captured; then he
is executed, commits suicide, becomes
insane, or quickly dies of hardships in
prison or exile in Siberia.-Chicago
journal.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
EHskion,s fduoritc

EdShs0ss J0o0fstc
fad, centers in that famous, fascina-
ting game-lawn tennis.
Bat there are women who cannot
engage in any pastime. They are
delica,e, feeble and easily exhausted,
They are sufferers from weaknesses
and disorders peculiar to females,
which are accompanied by sallow
complexiors, expressionless eyes and
haggard looks.
For over1orked, "worn out"
|" run down." debilitated teachers,
milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses,
e shop-girls," housekeepers, nursing
mothers, and feeble women gen.
orally, DIR. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription is the greatest earthly
boon, being unequaled as On appe-
tizing cordial and restorative tonic.
It's the only medicine for womeh,
sold by druggists, s0ader a positire
guarantee from the makers, of sat-
isfaction in every case, or money re-
funded. This guarantee has been
faithfully carried out for years.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
TIPPU TIB ON SLAVERY.


INCORRECT
Arabian Manners and Customs.
"Tippu Tib. on his way to Mecca, said
recently: ''Whitc men have Incorrect
ideas of our manners and customs.
They have the cffrontery to propose to
abolish at once in other lands institu-
tiOns which quite recently fourished in
their own. l am told that in a big
country called Russia some years ago
nearly all the common people were
slaves, and great misery had befallen
them since they became their own mas
ters. What is the difference between
slave and a servant?
1.-The servant is free and may leave
his master when he pleases. So may
my slaves. l have no guards to keep
them from dcserting me. They are
too well content with their lot to run
away. If fyou were unjust to them per-
haps they might fee, But what would
happen to them? They would simply
fall once more into the power of their
equals, to be sold again, to be maltreat-
ed, to be killed perhaps, or to toll, very
likely twice as hard as they did before.
You say it is immoral to own slaves;
that slavery debases men and puts them
on a level with cattle.
Nov it does not abase n negro to ex-
change the abominable yoke of a negro
tyrant for the protecting care of an
Arab master whose religion commands
him to be benevolent and just. You say
>egroes are brethren. Well, we trust
them quite fraternally, since we raise
our children with theirs. We are kind
er to them than you are to your lackeys-
l should not dare to treat negro as !
have often seen white travellers treat
their white servants. If we bny men
it is only because they are offered to us,
and we can not procure labor in any
other way; and am sure that it is bet
ter for them to fall into our hands than
into those of tribal enemies who kill OF
further degrade them.
IF you call it immoral to compel men
to work for their bread. men who would
rather steal it than win it honOrably.
should like to ask on what basis your
morality rests If all the savages AMI
cannibals of Africa could be reduced to
q condition of slavery. their children
would some day constitute nations. and
would bless us for lifting them ont of
state of savagery. The slave trade ex-
lists everywhere in the interior, and the
African himself does not wish to sup
press it. He would sell himself If he
were emancipated. Freedom for him
means nothing more than license to
steal, to kill, to get drunk. Ysu come
here with your theories from Europe,
but tell you the facts as they exist In
Africa. Chicago Times
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
A Throat
and Lung
Specially.

ly appreciate what a truly wonder
full medicine it is. The delicious
sensations of healing. easing, clear
ing, strengtll-gathering and recover
ing are unknown joys. For Ger
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases.
Sugar and water may smooth a
throat or stopa tickling-for a while.
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is discovery, great Throat
and Lung Specially. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
pain, coughing, splitting, helnorr-
hage, voice failure, weakness, slip
ping down hill. where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the gulf of
despair, where thereis the sickening
conviction that all is over and the
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup. 1t cures. You are
a live man yet if you take it. 9
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

snow GOOD digestion wait on appetite,
and health on both" This natural and hap
py condition Of the mind and body is brought
about by the timely use of Prickly Ash Bit
ters. While not a beverage in any sense, it
to the debilitated system all the clements
required to rebuild and make strong. II
you are troubled with Il headache, diseased
liver, kidneys or bowels, give it trial, it
will not fail you.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

An immense two hundred ton piece Of
granite which will dress to a pillar SIX
feet In diameter by forty-five feet long
has recently been quarried near Peters
burgh, Va
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

~An communications for this paper should
De accompanied by the name OF the author
not necessarily for publication, but As an owl
dence Of good faith on the part oe The writer.
write only on one side Of the paper. Be
particularly careful In giving names and dates
distinct
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

THE National academy, London. had
$1,000 admissions on public days IL
1890, an average Of ., 3,595.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
ONE ENJOYS

$ $D ~ - -
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial IN its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to al and have made il the most
popular remedy known.
6yrup Of Figs is for sale In Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gista Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand win pro
cure It promptly for any one who
w1hes - ty t. Do not accept any
0bstituts.
CALIFORNIA re SXRNp CO.
aAs 6RAscsoco. cAl.
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Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

OF the gigantic host Of advertised rem
eaies for dyspepsia, not one in ten IL effect
i've A bright exception is Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, q stomachic without fault,
sure, speedy and thorough. Nor is it less
efacacious for rconstipation, btliousness, sick
headache, nervousness, debility, kidney
troubles and rheumatism.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

"A Terrible Threat.-Mrs. Brian
"Phat are ye maxim, Michael?" Mr..
Brian-'.A bit of . boat for the little
bye" "A boat, is it? Faith, it's fire
wood I'll make Of it." no ye won't
aither. Rather than let ye do that. III
burn it up."-YanlEee Rlada.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

RUSSIAN peasants will be prohibited
By law shortly from selling or mort
gazing their lands
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

"A wealthy man was asked not long
ago to subscribe to worthy charity.
Il should like to contribute" said he,
but / have eight hundred thousand
dollars in bank not earning q cent, and
l really can't afford it"-Boston Trav-
eller
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

A SHREVEPORT la beet of the blood
rcd variety weighs forty-six pounds. 1t
grew on Silver Lake soil.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

JOHNSON says tho greatest magicians OF
tho age are the papcr makers. They trans
form rags into sheets for editors to lie on.
N. Y. Ledger.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

HERE's a remarkable case Tho other
day q wagonmakcr who had been dumb for
years picked up o hub and spoke-Ding-
hamton Leader.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

Its Original Quality Not Evolved
Out of It-McGuff = These orange
trees are beautiful Did you know,
Sambo. that oranges were once ber-
ries?' Sambo-''Mos' like, massa, mos
like Dey am berry good now."-Chi-
caQO Times
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

1HE professional oarsman IS an infiuen-
tial fellow, for his business gives him a
great pull.-Birmingham Republican.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

THAT was n crack shot," said the boy as
he distigured the show window with pcb-
blc.-Washington Post.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

ONE isn't obliged to appear before the
grand jury to indite his thought.-Bing-
hampton Republican
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24
Tho skeleton at the Fc,.t.

Mrs. Blobbs-Don't you enjoy good
diuner. John. when l go irto the
kitchen and cook nice things for you
myself?
Mr.. Blobbs-Yes-er-t is, to a
certain extent But on such occasions
1 always know you're going to ask for
some money.-West Shore.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

THE crow is willy bird. Nature has made
him cav tious. as it were.-Buffalo Express.
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

IT takes two to mako q bargain, and fro
quently third party must come In and pay
the bills.-N. q. Picayune
Dodge City times., 1891-04-24

Syrup

Those who have not
used Boschee's Ger
man Syrup for some
severe and chronic
trouble ofthe Throat
ndI.uups can hard