The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1891-10-21
HUM0R OF THE DAY.

A catch phrase-"Sick 'em!"
A tagging industry stopping trains.
Baltimore American.
Gay circles naturally indulge in rounds
of pleasure. e.-Baltimore American.
The forger is always careful to get q
good name. BinghImton Republican.
Man needs somebody to sympathizo
with him even In his meanness.--GaE-
CeStoa Nejos.
Potage stamps bought of a druggist
generally so from pillar to post.-NtU
York journal.
The farmer who hides his light under
q bushel incurs the risk of needing a new
barn.--Lo,oeU Nail.
Cora is well provided with ca,
talk doesn't amount to much, it's toe
husky.-Lo,oeu Courier.
A Western farmer recently threshe6
1900 bushels of wheat and two trampsr
one day.-Boston Bulletin.
al have a misgiving in this affair, as
the father said when he gave away the
bride.-Bdtim0re Americana
Bessie-"Aren't the breakers lovelyl"
Milhcent--"Yes, but I'd. rather they
were brokers. "-Brooklyn Life.
The most popular reading nowadays
are the cereal stories from Russian
sources. Rochester Post Ezpresa.
"Avoid the very appearance of eviIF
does not mean that you must cover up
your rascality.-Dallas (7eya0 Neos.
When a genealogical tree has many
branches the descendants should keeu
shady about it.-NeU Orie4aS Picayt1ae.
"Your views meet with my approval
said the customer, rs he bought some
photographs from deaer.-Nc,o YorA
Journal
Never disturb n contemplative man,
1t is never safe to approach tco near a
train of thought when it is in motion. -
Richmond Recorder.
Jessie-'I don't see how woman car
kiss a man who chews." Jack-"Sht
has to take out her gum first, of course"
-NeD York. Herald, --
"Thls circumstance adds weight to the
step | am about to take" remarked th,
convict, as he glanced down at his chain
and ball.-BaLtimore american.
First Fishermau-"What luck arc
you having over therel" Second Fisher
man-''First rate; the harder it rains
the drier get, ,"-Ne'o Yorb Herald.
al see Jack and Mollic have made up
again. Why was the engagement ever
broken" "They had II quarrel as to
which loved the other most. Lire.
Shakspere in the Kitchen: "Let every
man get his dessert, aud which of us
shall 'scape whipping2" sadly remarked
the cream to the eggs.-BIltim0re Ameri-
can.
Hay Fever Victim-''Doctor, can't YOU
tell me how | can fad relief from this
constant inclination to sueeze2l" Physi-
cian-''Yes, sir. Sneeze. - Chicago Tri-
GuAe.
81 cannot see why do not get along
better, | am not one of those fellows who
want the earth, either" ''No; what
you want is the sand" -Iadiaaapolis
Journal.
QuiIter-"T suppose, Fakes, you have
the entree to all the theatres2" Fakes
(the critic)-"Yes; but, you see, | usu-
ally give them a roast in return. "-B0s.
tor Post.
"Welll If that isn't the meluest trick
ever heard of" "What?" "They
have sent an ossifed man as a missionary
to the Cannibal Islands. ."-ladiaaapolis
Journal.
Bilkins-''After all, the country is
the place. How different from the cityl
No dust, no noises, no everlasting grind
OF business" Jilkins-"Y Yaas; but above
all, no duns. ."-Grip.
by and by some brilliant inventor will
get up a travelling carriage for the use
OF distinguished men, to be propelled by
the force now wasted in shaking hands
en- route.-Phillfe'p5it 1Iass.
Tommy-"Paw, what are wings of the
wind' The wind does not have real
wings, does itl" Mr.. Figg-"No. That
is merely poetic expression for side
whiskers. - -iqdiaRap0lis J0urual.
81 kissed her; why those pouting IipsP
kissed her only once.
II iaultit was, twas small indeed
All poor, shortel- sighted Ounce
VINO cannot see Sue pouts because
You only kissed her once
-Omaha Bee.
Papa-'I understand, daughter, that
new sultor OF yours is a baseball celobri.
tyt' Daughter-''Nes, paaa, he Is tho
greatest short stop in the country"
Papa-'Short stop. chi Well, l hooe
he will remember his specially
'Eon you. ~ Boston f-