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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06
PERSONAL

Gov McK'SSET Of Virginia announces that he
vii not remove the political disabilities Of any
man who has been convicted OF theft.
BRET HARrE was a clerk in the san Francisco
mint in 1865. when NJ Il. DeYoung stated the
Ch'onfcis, snd cid his first writing for that
paper.
IHE late Prince wongsa OF Siam looked more
ike a monster than q man. He was q mass Of
fat. having very little resemblance TO human
being.
tbs well-known critic. Clement Scott. wrote
the little poem delivered by Ada Rehan at the
laying OF the cornerstone Of Days theatre in
London.
Mss ALICE HARKEH and Miss Beaumont OF
bennington have been appointed joint custo-
dlAos OF Sha<espeare's birthplace at Stratford-
The WILL OF the late DR.. Burchard Of New
York leaves one-fifth Of his estate to his son
Thomas H. and tuoffths each TO his sons Lewis
3 and Roswell B. Burchard.
Dr. AAoLAaES, the new Archbishop OF York,
has grieved churchmen OF the type OF Arch
deacon De1ison by publicly expressing his
Hiendiy 1eelinR toward noncOnformtstS.
JAMES srEPEEss. the famous fenlau head
center. though years old. retains all the fire OF
youth Although an indictment for high trea-
son stni hangs over bis head, he IS permitted to
reside In Dublin.
NJ keoHEFoRT. the French political Agitator,
VINO has recently had his pers onal belongings
conascated by the high court of Justice, has
had the modification Of seeing all these effects
sold st auction by order Of the government
TIE great painter, Munkaczy, has taken up
his residence in Buda- Pesth, in order to paint a
large canvas of the Magyars taking possession
OF hungary, which is 10 adorn the hall of the
new parliament house, now In the course OF
erection.
A FRENCH PROFESSOR has recently analysed
the waters Of the Dead sea and found that they
VIII II every microbe, with the exception of
gangrene and tetanus bacillus With this dis
coVery he hopes to render service to the French
hospitals.
Il SHALL go to bed very early on election
night, said Supreme Court Judge Calvin l.
Pratt OF New York the other day, land nv
dreams Will not be disturbed by anxiety over
The returns" He had been renominated by
ooto democrats and republicans.
SENATOR STANFORD is said to receive a larger
mail than the President. Recently, while on
vacation away from his secretary. he allowed it
70 accumulate, and when his secretary sat
down 70 his task Of opening it he found him
set confronted with six large mail bags full of
letters.
1 NJ. ERNEST CHABAI, chief engineer and chief
of the mechanical department of the Paris.
Lyons aud Mediterranean Railroad Company,
arrived in Philadelphia few days ago, accom-
panied by several officials Of the same com
,pany. They come to this country for points in
regard to railroad management and construc-
ton.
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hot a Happy One.

III tell you Of curious device or two for
evading the law that would make you feel
creepy If you we're TO put on my badge and go
into some grog shop in Lewiston with the pnr-
pose of raidlng them" said Maine officer to
Lewiston Journal man.
The other day an Auburn man told me he
had gone into place to get a drink and the
bartender had taken a bottle up from some
where behind the counter. then put it back and
dehed him to find it. And he couldn either.
IF we go into place and tear up the floor or
tear down the ceiling. whatever damage we do
we have got to pay for. II we knock down a
door, why of course we don't have to pay for
that, but if We do any damage after We are in
we must pay the bills So it is not profitable to
do any wrsckage unless we are sure of getting
some liquors.
There is one place where the officer as he en-
ters is pitched down through a trap-door into
the cellar, and while be is coming up again the
stuff Is poured into the sink and ammonia kills
all traces OF IL.
Then there is another way Fonr doors
with concealed spring lockssead the officer, as
he enters into room in the back of the house
and the door shutting after him locks him 10
until he breaks out and the liquor has disap-
peared l tell you I'm always nervous when l
go Into such a place. It makes me feel as
though perhaps the next step would plunge me
into well or somewhere else
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BRIGHT BITS.

bluey' '''' - ''
You'd be blue il you had to wash the Italian
shore. Life.
CHoLLY-I-I-I-called to ahsk-er-er-
Her Papa-Yes, yes you may have her!
Take my blessing This is my busy day
Get out Puck.
TIE chap who quailed before his girl,
The subject of her will,
Does take his gun when frosts appear
And 20 quailing still. -Colorddo S1ten.
Shallow can we keep them from knowing
that we are bride and groomg
He-O. il any one asks me If you are my wife
III say mo. "-Brookip1t Life.
PEDEsTRIAN-Look here, you don't own the
town.
Policeman-Maybe not. but. you bet, my cop
per right covers good deal of it-WGshinotor
Star.
JAwKINs-I saw you tip the waiter thought
you believed Ia mot one penny for tribute
Hogg That's the idea exactly I'd be
ashamed TO offer anything less than silver
Frank LesifeS.
SHs-Tempie Court is a smart lawyer, isn't
her He always quotes Latin.
He-Yes, that's when he gets stuck and don't
want you to understand what he says.-Bdte
Fields Washington.
HELLow-some people have very queer
tastes.
Bellow-For example?
HelloW-l heard a man talking over the tele-
phone this morning. He asked for Jersey
City.-Puck
FRANCEs-lt is that tiresome Mr. Cobalt, with
his everlasting gable art.
Laura (hotly) 1 think he amounts to a good
| deal. He IS quite welded to his art.
| Frances-A case where marriage seems to be
| a failure.-Llfe.
Mr.. HowARD-Lillian, what shall we do with
| Georgey He Is good servant, but he goes out
| 80 much
! krs. Howard-Can't you get him position in
| the postoffice 81 an outgoing domestic mail
| hdFpefs bdEdr
| II TELL YoU," said the enthusiastic young
athlets, that young Bifkins was the Moses Of
/ our foot bal ELEVEN"
| II see" she said, interestedly, land you dis
| covered him in the 'rushes,' didn't you?"-Sdn
| hrdncisco ArQ0ndut.
| MARY" said Mrs. Hicks to the new waitress,
| what has become of those red wine glassesH"
| 20, num-" replied Mary with frightened
he ate EN- all up He's the glass eater at the
| museum, mum."-Ine Epoch,
| .JAcK-By Jove! You're in luck, old fellow
! Jim-How?
| Jack-Why, your girl is permitted to 60 out
| with you without chaperone
JIm-Humph! She is Boston girl; she
| doesn't need one.-Neic York Press
WHEN little man and woman vast
| Their fate and fortune together cast,
| The world may smile
And fools revle-
| But love like theirs is bound to last-P,tck
| WESTERN EDIToR-Why do you call big Pete
| a double dyed murderer-he never killed but
| one man?
Reporter-Well. you see the boys hanged him
| to a tree and then shot him, and that makes
| double died. -Bin0hdmton Republican.
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What sudden awakening that Colorado
man must have had when he struck a rough
ditch at the side Of an Iowa railway with
such violent thump as to fairly daze him
after jumping from a Burlington train
going at full speed. But the immunity
from injury that is usually attributed to
drunken men and infants seems to also pro-
tsct the somnambulist. Consequently
Stockman Clague was not seriously hurt.
Still he must have got terrific jolt. What
could have induced even sleeping man to
do such thing he cannot understand him
self. Bounding from a train that is flying
over a rough road at the rate of about forty
miles en- hour must naturally be attended
with some discomfort to say the least.
Especially is this likely in the latter part OF
autumn and when the amateur acrobat
lacks all of the customary garments of con-
ventional apparel.
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In Earnest About Deep Water.

Mr.. O. p Goodyear, of Brunswick, Is con-
fdent that he can secure twenty-five feet of
water at mean high tide on the outer bar
of the harbor of that city by the use of
dynamite. His confidence is so great that
he is willing to risk very considerable sum
in making the experiment
The proposition which he has submitted
to the city council Of Brunswick is worthy
of very careful consideration. 1t is that he
will undertake to get the proposed depth of
water within short time If the city will
give him a 999-year lease Of certain tracts
of land which it owns. and if private land
owners will make liberal contributions of
their holdings.
In his proposition Col Goodyear binds
himself to keep the proposed 25-foot chan
mel open for three months. 1t may be that
the council will object to the three months
part of the proposition. While there can
be no doubt about Col. Goodyear's sincerity
and good faith in the matter, still there is
possibility that the channel, after the re-
quired depth had been obtained might be
kept open for three months by costly artifi-
cial means. ana that without the constant
present condition. II Col. Goodyear should
amend his proposition by agreeing to keep
the channel open three years the council
would hardly be justified in rejecting it.
The land for which he asks is not now
valuable, but it is pretty certain that with
deep water on the bar it would become so.
And private citizens who are asked to con-
tribute could very well afford to do SO be-
cause, if Col. Goodyear we're successful in
his undertaking, the land that would re-
main to them would be worth many times
as much as the whole of their holdings is
| now.
Brunswick is pluoky little city and IL
/ bound to become great seaport. Her peo
pie are capable Of great undertakings, and
they viii not give up trying to get deer
channel to the ssa until they have sue
ceeded.
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NBEX TO INV ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNss-Chatham Brewing Company Ian
drum Lodge No. 4s, F. and A. NJ.
SPECIAL Eor1cEs-St. Mary's Orphans HOME
Bazaar Monday Evening; State aud County
Taxes. 1891; AS to Bills Against British Steam
ships Bsssaraba, Amaryllis and Inverness;
Valuable Tract of Laud Near Blackshear, Ga
for Sale John Sullivan & Co.
AMUSEMENT - Uncle Hiram" at the Theatel
Nov. 9.
SCHOOL BOYS DAY-B. H. Levy & Bro.
LEGAL NoTIoEs-Notioe to Debtors and Credit
ors Estate FRANKLIN Buchanan; Citation from
the Court of Ordinary of Chatham County.
VALuEs-Falk Clothing Company
AUCTION SALE-Furniture, Crockery, ETC., by
j. H. Oppenhem Son.
LADIES' DAY-At Altmayers.
CHEAP OOLUNS ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
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The -Four Hundred's Escane.

The leader of the Four Hundred, Ward
McAlllster, as well as tho Four Hundred, have
escaped from a horrible carlcature at Tony
Pastors rheater, New York, where "Hades and
the -Four Hundred has been amusing the
patrons for some time past with Pat Reilly as
star. An arrangement had been made with
James Owen O'Conor the Hoboken trasedan
to go on In the play as McAllister in the make
up which included a snuff colored overcoat and
u three-year-old hat. The first appearance of
the Hoboken exponent OF Shakespeare was to
have been on Monday night, but up to Monday
morning he had not been furnished with his
lines, although he had rehearsed the part in his
costume with great interest. He came around
to MIR Reilly for his part in the play, and was
told that he had no words to speak but was
merely to look stupid at a lot OF his irste fol-
lowers, who would pound him with stuffed
clubs. l am told that O'Conor threw his bands
up and his eyes up, and with an expression Of
despair, which would make him famous upon
the stage, If he could stimulate il there, ex-
claimed "Ye gods, and have come to thisn'
When he took his hands down he Cancelled his
engagement. so that nobody will ever know
what kind OF a sensation he would have pro-
duced on the stage. and the public will never
know what il missed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Envious neighbors stopped an enterprise
Ing New York Hebrew just as he was about
taking on third wife to add to his accu :
mutation of two already hooked and
landed. They pulled the officiating rabbi
up short just as he got to the word "pro-
beet" in the ceremony. Therein they mani
Tested very wholesome sentiment of
opposition to the general diffusion of an ex-
sess Of this iniquitous system of so-called
protection" that doesn't protect and only
proves an illusion and snare Fostering
monopolies of that sort under the Elusive
guise Of protection is an altogether ruinous
policy and should be abolished.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Undertaking to pound instead of expound-
ing his doctrines into the obdurate minds Of
his African flock was considered so unor-
thodox in Memphis that the Rev. Taylor
Nightingale was unceremoniously sen-
fenced to sixty days in the workhouse and
required to pay fine of $50. But the en-
thusiastic parson has the consoling reflection
that he impressed his views upon his breth-
rem with such striking force that several of
them may be laid up for repairs pretty near
as long time as he spends in the work
house. Still Christian brethren shouldn't
pound one another in that way about mere
theological differences. "'Tain't right"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Oddly enough Mr.. Timothy Hopkins ap-
pears to regard the adverse decision he met
with in the great Hopkins will contest as
somewhat in the nature Of an advantage
simply because it disclosed the course of
the other side and he thus ''had the benefit
of learning much of the evidence for the
Others" Doubtless the said ''others" are
perfeetly satisfied to have him take that
view Of the matter. When the case comes
to trial on appeal be may derive still further
benefits by learning some more evidence
for the Others" Should the case then ulti-
mately go against him he can at least have
the accumulated qualification of having
successfully ascertained all the "evidence
Tor the others" Some people are not hard
10 please.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Those Pennsylvania coal miners are sensi-
bic in again returning to work. But they
must feel very blank when they think of
how much time they have thrown away
and how hard they will have to work to
provide their families for the approaching
winter and to pay the salaries OF the walk
ing delegates who advised them to strike
and who have been putting in their full
time all the while those miners were idle
and consuming all their small savings.
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indicating Political Virtue.

5Tons the Providence Journal (Ind).
Mr.. Quay seems to have learned that the
bringing Of a suit for libel is q stronger way of
viudicatng an aspersed character than are mere
personal statements Of denial, even when read
with all due formality In so august body as
the United States Senate The suits he has
now entered, however, against certain Pennsyl-
vaniA newspapers which have been publishing
FAC SMILES Of his signature In connection with
that of Convict Bardsley on piece of CONNER
with public opinion if they did not unfort-
unately recall certain similar suits brought
in a moment OF virtuous Indignation by Mr..
Quay's old companion, "Col. Blocks of Five"
ward.
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Some alleged authority on the matter OF
feminine personal beauty asserts that 1.-THE
women Of to-day are far lovelier than our
great-grandmothersn Considering that
the women Of to-day are alive and more or
less youthful while our remote maternal
progenetors are somewhat aged and also
dead that statement sounds perfectly
reasonable.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

By no means the least gratifying result OF
the election was the triumphant success of
Senators George and Walthall down in Mis-
sissippi. Under the provisions of the new
state constitution legislators are elected
for term of four years. Consequently
the principal fight In the state was made
upon the legislative ticket. Among the
t7S members of the legislature elected last
Tuesday l56 were regular democratic nom
Inees. Or that number ITO are instructed
Or known to be in favor of Senator George
and will presumptively also vote for Sem
Ator Walthall two years hence. So Missis-
sippi is all right notwithstanding that the
senators had welI-deaued OPEN and direct
light against the alliance.
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Finally Miss Violet Sopwith has got her
Grub. That is to say they are married
Grub to Sopwith. In such comfortable
combination there are strong suggestions
Of much good cheer and great deal of do.
mestio delight. London made quite an event
Of the diplomatist's success in this most
Delicate effort of diplomacy. No wonder.
Common New Jersey Grub is not often
adorned with the sweet violet of Lismore
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Decidedly the most graceful and courtly
incident recorded of the campaign was the
action OF Gov. Russell in voting for his OPP
ponent in the Massachusetts, election Such
old-feshioned acts of generous courtesy are
growing all too rare. Both parties cor
dielly admired the governors chivalric po-
likeness and it probably won him many a
republican vote Surely he deserved all he
got upon that score.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06
Roaring for Discriminate Reform.


FTotl the Chicago Times UNDO.
Theodore Roosevelt is q vertable sword and
buck.er for civil service reform so long as that
reform is prosecuted outside Of the state in
which he is nursing his political hopes In
Washington Roosevelt breathes defiance to
those who violate the Law which he is supposed
to uphold In New York he amiably trots along
with the procession of Platt and Fassett, whose
contempt for 1t and for him Is open and noto-
rious. The spectacle Of a civil service commits
sioner supporting Fassett could only be par
alleled by the ott-noted act of a high tariff
statesman smuggling foreign wearing apparel
for his own use.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Gov. Buchanan, Of Tennessee seems to
have made up his mind to prevent the re-
lease of any more OF the convicts in that
state. The time may come when the people
will want to know why he did not take the
precautions against the release OF any OF
the convicts which he is now taking TO pre-
vent the release Of those remaining in con-
troll of the state. The lessees say they
warned him that the miners, as soon as they
lest their case in the courts, would release
the convicts, and that he took no
notice of the warning. 1t was poor
economy for him to ignore the warm
ing. Recapturing the coRvicts, re-
building the stockades and settling with the
lessees will cost the state a pretty big sum
of money. IT would have been much cheaper
to have furnished extra guards for the con-
victs, and, besides, the state would have
escaped the disgrace of having her authority
defied by mob
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a Mean Ravenra-

A Mean Revenge.
The campaign is very evidently on" re-
marked citizen 10 the Chicago Mail in a hotel
corridor. I've had more viilainous cigars
given pe in the last two weeks than can
count"
Candidates set 'em upf'' queried a listener.
NAV; friends of candidates. You see can
didates unload on them and they can't smoke
EN-. fellow down here's been giving me two
a day for nearly a week "
of course you passed 'em onr'
Indeed didn't. l went down to his room
the other night and stayed until l had smoked
four of 'em in his bedroom"
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Healthy Hearts,

From the SomerUilIe Journal
/.
We met; we loved;
We quarreled. and
With angry wor is we parted.
A rival came
And won her hand,
And left me broken hearted.
Long years have passed
Since that sad day;
My heart is still unmended;
And still | am
Not, truth tn say,
Lonely or unbelriended.
Ill.
And this think
Wh-n this I tell
What joy it would betoken
II other things
Would work as well
As hearts do when they're Broken.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Throughout Maryland and Virginia the
democrats bagged about everything they
went after and had few solid votes left
over. There were candidates on both sides
and there was a regular election. But the
republicans were apparently mot in it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-11-06

Without exception there was probably not
another churchman in America who was so
well versed in canonical law as the late
Mgr. Preston who has just died in New
York.