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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

The denominations in human CONVEX
Ation are many but one has come in
Of late that is peculiarly tiresome
Whenever you say Anything that agrees
with the opinions Of the person with
whom you are talking he answers
That's right" When anything is e1
planned to him he says. That's right /"
In fact. on the slightest opportunity
he will say. That's right" In every
conversation Of twenty minutes there
will be fifty That's rights II would
be just a. well II he would occasionally
say. That's true, o That's Sc. or
~ think 10. too. or Il agree with
you. or even You're mighty accu
rate Anything would be better than
the 'nauSeouS iteration" % That's
right The constitution cannot pro
vide against such outrages. but e
man with the good Of his fellow citi
1ens M heart can avoid using one ex
preston necessarily. Huntsville Cour-
ierJourual
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

A gentleman living in this city tells
this for a tn story: l have a little dog
that stays in the house at night. This
morning he came TO my room about
the time | usually get up, but although
wide awake / did not stir. The little
fellow tried to attract attention by roll.
ing on the floor in front of the bed. and
by so doing spread wide apart the folds
Of the mosquito net, whether purpose
ly or accidentally ! do not know, but
this is what followed; He got up and
faced me for a moment, but as / did
not seem TO be awake he quietly took
up one fold of the net with his teeth.
and carrying il past the other as far as
ii would 20 let il fall 10 its place. and
then softly went down stairs. The dog
had eve been taught anything Of the
kind, and if he did not reason what
shall we call it3-St. Augustine Fla.)
News.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

1NNfAt"fAAN " hhA
A contributor TO o 2 Of the leading
English magazines escribes American
humor as the res L Of snrewd and
for the mostpart / If educated minds
acting upon matters of every day in
terest. and speak Of American humor-
lists generally in a somewhat disparag-
ing vein. and Of their productions as
inferior TO the pure humOr' Of English
scholars
Now we understand legitimate humor
to be that which compels mel to laugh
without causing women to blush and
no people on earth are so prolific Of
such humOr as Americans.
Highly refined fa-cetiousness. which
the English too often mistake for
humor. is not side shaking II does not
make people roar or endanger the in
tegriyy Of their blood vessels Ii is
rather vii than humor a pun that
satisfies the taste may not tickle the
fancy An epigram that is a model of
completeness may nevertheless fail to
provoke "A smile.
The most irresistible jokes we have
ever heard have been perpetrated by
Americans Of ordinary education
There is hardly a village in the union
that has not its genuine humorists,
who can easily set the table in a roar
The truth Of the matter is. American
hunor is seldom tinical and never
stupid, but always humorous New
York Ledger.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29
THE

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ing Room S~leepers, Dining Cars and Coaches OF
latest a. sign. between Chicago and Mtlw--ket
amt ~. Paul and Minneapolis.
Fast Trains with Pullman Nestibuled Draw
in Room ~s,eepers, Dining Cars and Coaches OF
latest design, between Chicago and Milwaukee
and Ashland and Duluth.
Through Pullman A~estibuled Drawing
Room aud Colonist sleeper via the North-
ern Pacific Railroad between Chicago and
Portland. ore.
Convenient Trains 20 and from Ess ern.
Western, Northern and Central Wisconsin points,
shordiug uueuuallod service 20 and FROM Wan
kesha. Fouu du Lac. Oshkosh, Neenah'
Menasha. chippewa Pals, Ecu Cairo
Hurley. Wis. and Ironwood and Bessemer,,
Mich.
For tickets, sleeping ear reservations, time
table and otner information, apply 20 Agents OF
the line. or 20 Ticket Agents anywhere IN the
United states or Canada.
:. X. AIN~LIE. Genl Mgr MILWAUKEE Wis.
JIM. n ANNAFOf D,GtnlTrafM MGR, - PAU, Mirn
he PARLOW, Traf Mig, MILWAUhEt, Wis,
LOUIS ECKSTEIN, Assistant Gene raj fassr
and Ticket Agent.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

- HHAAHAa W. 80 AAANh aNANNAhNts
A correspondent Of Indian Engineer
ing suggests AN original scheme for
smoke abatement by asking whether il
has ever been proposed TO have a
smoke duet running through a town
connected with the different furnaces.
lie suggests that such "a duct might be
carried outside Of the city 70 a con
densing station. an exhaust machine
being employed TO force the draughL
At the cOndensing station the SDot laden
air might be made TO pstsS through
water. and thus deposit the solid mat
ter, the air passing away comparatively
pure. while the SCOT thus deposited
might easily be collected caked and
sold as fuel The size Of the duct would
have TO vary. as in water and other
mains. according to the work TO be per
formed
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29
Danger IN some Kind. Of Work.

Some occupations are in their nature
dangerous to health. Persons en-
ployed in the manufacture Of white
cad. for instance. show in their pallid
faces the poisonous effects of the vapor
q lead gases inhaled, and few are able
TO continue in the work for more than
ten or twelve years. It should be said,
however. that good authorities assert
that a continuous milk diet viii effect
an elimination Of the poison
SO. also. those whose daily work IN
wolves the inhalation of much dust
especially thar Of iron. copper, black
lead and coal, a hardly escape harm
unless they wear nasal protectors, and
train themselves to keep the mouth
ahut-Youth's Companion.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

Those who are interested in coin
cidences will find this quite remark
able. Our beloved friend. the Rev.
Gideon y. Draper, died on the sth
day Of December, 1889, when on a visit
to his son in Yokohama Japan. The
day was Sunday. His father, Gideon
Draper, Sr., died on the same day Of
the same month and the same day Of
the week in 1861. The grandson Of the
last named, who writes Us the facts
from Japan, tells US that this coin
cidence II the days of the week and
the days Of the month, he believes C
ours only once in twenty-eight years
Christian Advocate
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29
THE ODELL
Type Writer.

600 will buy the ODELL TYPE WRITER,
PSO with Is characters, aud SI5 for the SIN
GLE CASE ODELL, warranted 10 do better
work than any machine made.
It combines SIMPLICITY with DURABILITY,
SPEED, EASE OF OPERATION, wear longer without
cost Of repairs than any other machine. Has no
ink ribbon 10 bother the operator II Is NEAT,
SUBSTANTIAL, nickel plated, perfect and tapted
to all kinds of type-writing. Like a printing
press, 1t produces sharp, clean, icgibls manu-
scripts. Two OF ten copies can be made at one
writing. Any intelligent person can become an
operator ia two days. We oder 81 TO any
operator who can e~qualthe wOrE Of the DOUBLE
CASE ODELL.
Reliable Agents and Statesmen wanted. Special
inducements to Dealers.
For Pamphlet giving Endorsements, &c. ad
dress
ODELL TYPE WRITER Co,
So and 81 5th Ave. CHICAGO. I'LL.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

JAMES A. FINLEY. an Indian trsder
at Pine Ridge, ssys hat everything is
prepared for an outbreak Of the sav-
ages in the spring. He adds that not
more than n hundred guns have
been surrendered, and ,hese are all OF
old patterns for which no ammunition
can now be had.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

QUITE IN exodus Of Georgia negroes
to Oklahoma - reported, active emit
grafton az, nts from the territory hold
ing ,ut The inducemeUt THAT II they
come in sufficient numbers. they can
secure the government f oklahoma at
the nex election.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

ONE of the features of Kansas
grang legislation. Is the proposition
to vote laid bonds for the purpo.e Of
procuring and distributing SEED TO
destitute farmers i'm hat state,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

SENATOR INGALLS, APPEAR To be
lesdi1g Il forlorn hop in hi fgnt for
the Kansas senptorsuir, but his friends
eXprts. the utmost confidence ia the
ultimate result. The irs Informal
ballot stood: Pf~frr. IS; Iugalls, s.;
scattering, B..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

We are a patient people-the
OK is nowhere in comparison.
W~ebuylamp-chim
dozen; they 60 on swapping and
popping and flying in pieces;
and we go on buying the very
same chimneys year after year.
Our dealer is willing to sell
us a chimney a week for every
lamp we burma hundred or
more a year-and we pillow for
him, pay him for goading US.
Macbeth's pearl top" and
"Pearl glass do not break
from heat; they are made of
tough glass.
As likely as not our dealer
would rather his chimneys
would break; it's good for the
business" says he. He buys
the brittlest ones he can get.
What are you going to do
about it,"
Pittsburg. Il A MACBETH & %.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29
THE POLICE

l. the only illustrated paper in the
world containing al the latest sensa-
tiOnai and sporting news. 10 Saloon
Keeper, Bas6e. or Club R-OI can af-
TO- TO be without IL. IL always makes
friends wherever IL gOes
Mailed to any address in the United
etates, securely wrapped, Is weeks for
81 30.
Send five cents for sample COPY.
RICHARD K.FOX,
EranklinSquare.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

VIM. F. Villas has been electet
United Statr- -eu"'or y'h" WI,cnr-
sin l,gi.l-ture o succeed Spuanr
SpoOper.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29
l.H'FF LITERATURE FOR ALL.

E.r AHrHr~AS TEu4 TDTIvF TARrFFLEaGUE
g. f4I. rUIug "a u.,~t valuable series 0f IaTf
H.t uHAruf-- Iuf-' arr repaired with e view
n. ..A.H fHr facts and arguments for Irutac-
fHu. whether Iu the interest uf farmers.
MiN-tr- merchants or professional men.
Zach l--I" 90 t1r ~.neS appeals 20 th,~e enc
gagged iu -p1rutr tudu-tuu~ and presents in
az lyfnE and other showing the
h'utIt- 90 Protection
Any single uuc viii be sent ou receipt ~ .
r.uf- iE STAMPS except Wages. Living and
Il.@ which VIII D. sont for 4C,ut
th. aluie li,t Eill D. ~nt for cents ~
any twelve for - cents. or any i've for 10
CENTS postage paid. Order by numuer.
a" warss Living snd Tarr- p A. H,h1s
e-"ue iyaatas = a rrute-nys Tam -
tue l4tur auI Industries q the futfe8
ftais rrst irtze Essay, issr tEAw-
Hons fT-ia-tiaa Inii.p. n.abs e. a sun
TH 40 Low fu0t- 20 ths Manufactured
tumm snfirs Required fur the ieUplr q
ra Seisa ~. e1I Airig.,eh qns
.ihir without aIroteclive rarif" Frsf
s-"W 3 ar Raw Materials Wouh Fres Raw
Materials - Adsentagegus g. ~ LatuL
Fnt trtze fssay is-a HasFE "a DUULl =
o-s6ms News on The Iarin b. an IA busi
mess Wan Guu. UHArEH ..........- p
7-"ILs i~rlte,tiye rarr IT, Advantages for
$ he Woal Interest" Judgr VIZ LavHEscE "a
EeyisW' h . HaEEis.x 81
l0-"1he Farmer and the Tartn Col Tf5na.
u-'Prous tah as a rubi5 Pohcy GEonsrs
IL Rspiy to the ifysiieur. frss;iraae Me- "
saEt " X =. iuHTEns s....a...-...
- urkingTnen aud the Taftn " .......
THE Vital Qussflun shall American Indus
tstes H. abandoned and American Mar
krfs SURRENDERED .....-
la-~aust m German. with Addition ......
io-'Ihe lTog.es; q ore Hundred Year,
~ Protection Tor American shipping '...... ;
lN-"The Tarin Not "A TaN" HpsKhB DmEI..
10" ~ ny lrishmen shouii o. prutectlunists % :
-"prutectiun " p. n. AENulwN..
CIV nat f. q rarfn q" Answers 20 a Working
mans aursflun ..... ...
s-"The American Wool Industry " IN Az
az. and cost u Living ] D. WINS
"a ~~0uthern Farming Industries ...s.......
% 2 shuT Talk 70 Workiugmeu "..... =
~ ltsr@ton and the Farmer" SENATOR 5. a..
'NtAAhss...rs ss.s-.ssss u
AsvRICAs E00NuNIsT. weekly. devoted 20 the
ufar Iasfou Of all phases Of the Tann question -
ayeAr. sample COPIES free. Addrezs American Pro
-u~e Tara League. % " sd s.. Seu York
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1891-01-29

AwwHlCAs EoONuNIsT. weekly devoted % the
Itar Issfon Of all phases of the Tariff question a.
agar sample COPIES free. Addrezs American Pro
sssu~e Tara League. % " Esd s.. New York
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-09-13

out knowing it was your How ia sos
manage it2'
1T was very simply managed for me, "
win answered. 81 was walking the
whole length Of warehouse In Cash
ourgh, and saw a man coming to meet
ne. / said to myself. What awkward,
Ieedy looking mortal is this2 when |
nearly ran my nose against q mirror. /
ound / had got an entirely impartial
glimpse Of myself once in my life, at
east.
II hope you were the better for it, =
iaid Katie. 'syou ought to be, according
20 Burns.
ssWelI, as there is no English1nan here,
may say in strict confidence. hoping
that it will not go further, that / think
Burns is sometimes wrong. II we saw
ourselves as others see US, we might
be apt to lose heart altogether. There's
nothing like self conceit and plenty Of
ii, especially to person with common
sense; Of course a fool can't make a
good use of it"
II have had the self conceit taken out
Of me pretty effectually tonight, said
Katie; and she told the story Of her re-
peated attempts to borrow asshilling.
ssWhat would you have done, mother,
If | had not got home tonight" she
asked.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-09-13

Wealthy people had found out that ii
was not only a pleasant but healthy
locality, and they had come and bought
ground and built fine big houses; there
were The Elms and The Larches and
The Yews and The Hawthorne, and ever
SO many more: and speculator had
run up whole terrace along the slope
to the west side of the village Then
the spirit Of the age laid his hand
gently on the shoulders Of the quiet.
easy going, sleepy little shop keepers,
and stirred them up to put a second fiat
on their houses and plate glass in their
shop windows. and generally to look
more alive than had been the habit with
them or their fathers. But after all was
done it still to people from the city
seemed a delightfully."- innocent, drowsy
little place. Not that the inhabitants
were by any means deaf to the wisdom
Of the proverb which says, MAKE hay
while the sun shines" on the contrary,
you paid more for probably an inferior
article than you did in town, but then
it was sold to you not as a mere cold
matter of business. but as an act of
friendship done with the expression of
much genuine interest In you, your fam
lily and your health; and when you
threw that into the bargain you found
it actually cheap.
At this epoch The Hawthorns was to
be let, and it was advertised in the Cold
burgh newspapers. and described as ian
excellent and commodious house. with
large. well stocked garden, park, sta
bling and coach house. together with the
right Of fishing in the Oxhaugh water
shooting for two guns could also be had
if required" The fishing must have
been above the mill. 1t is to be supposed.
What did the trouts think who came
down on voyage Of discovery from the
clear messy pools among the hills and
found their dainty shouts Nlunged in
chloride of lime or something equally
powerful and pungent? They must either
have gone back the way they came, or
have fallen martyrs to their intense
ardor for piercing the unknown. This
advertisement fell under the eye of Mrs
| Wright as most things in the shape of
advertisements or news did, and she,
being on the lookout for summer quar-
tiers, directed her husbands attention TO
| 1t. The Wrights always went some
| where in summer, and of course they
had been ut great many places. but
Oxhaugh. although SO near. Mrs. Wright
had never even seen, und size Thought
that. other things being equal. ii might
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-09-13

beat us in anything Well, we are far
ahead Of them now anyway. It pays
well; you papermakers arc all rich.n
= haven't grown rich yet, said the
manager.
'Ah, but you must get old Thomson
to give you share in the business; then
you'll make money fast. 2
There are many things connected
with the manufacture more important
than making money, although we can't
do at ii without IT,
Money is power, said Mr.. Wright.
Eyes, as a means, but not as an end.
A hundred years or two after this people
viii laugh at us for our clumsy, waste
full, dirty ways Of working, if they don't
rather pity us. "
"Now," said Mr.. Jameson, 81 was
just going to compliment you on tile
perfection Of your machinery and ar
rangements."
s'Well, they are as perfect as we know
how to make them yet, but look at that
stream. ! hate to see it; every living
thing in it dies.
s'Why, what is the use of stream il
not to carry away nlisancesg' asked Mr..
Wright.
1T does not carry away nuisances
cheaply; even If nothing were offended
but the eye, it is not cheap" said Mr..
Bertram.
"Can you tell me how you would get
rid of your rubbish more cheaply?'
"Oh, it is cheap to us, but that does
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-09-13

the stamps from common 70 ! sacred
use"
"what sacred use could you put them
TOT"
'sOnly use them when write to you. =
.sMany thanks. That's what one gains
by being truly sympathetic
Y.
Katie Bertram was very attentive to
her mother; only that phrase does not
convey full impression of the constant.
helpful regard with which she watched
her-without any fussiness or sentiment
atty, but with the effective strength of
deep love. Not that Mrs. Bertram need
ed attention particularly, for she seemed
IN very good health, and only spoke oc-
casionally Of nervousness which she
could not CONTROL that made her start
at sudden sound and grow easily
alarmed ct triaes. SO that Katie knew
that her absence when she was expected
home would have made her miserable,
probably ill. This caused her to remem-
Der the ticket adventure better than she
would otherwise have done; also when she
used her little brass bound note book her
eye sometimes fell on the words: James
Jameson. Justinlee. Kingsburgh;' and
she thought kindly Of the owner of the
name, and all the circumstances of that
October day came up wildly before her.
William Bertran was the manager Of
a paper mill, and the house he occupied
with his mother and sister was pretty
cottage, in which the manager of the
mill had lived since the mill had being.
It stood by the waterside in a low situa-
tion-very picturesque, but not, people
might think, very wholesome. Never
theless, all its inhabitants had been re-
markable not only for good health, but
for long life, Mrs. Bertram's nervousness
being the only chronic ailment it had
ever harbored William Bertram was
working man, but not baker, as Miss
Wright had suggested. His father had
not been working man; he had been
an idle and prcAigate member of the
upper classes, In consequence of which
his son had begun life a good many
rounds down the social ladder. Perhaps
this fact also accounted for his widows
nervousness.
There were few places that on SUM
mer day looked more sweet and dreamy
than the Bertrams' house at Oxhaugh.
1t was only five minutes walk from the
mill, and did not escape the disagreed
bIes connected with the transmutation
of grasses and rags into the great
smooth, beautiful webs of paper on
which the news Of the world was to be
printed; but when the wind was in the
direction for blowing the smoke and
doors away from it, it was specially
pleasant. Besides. these things don't
annoy people whose hearts and interests
are in a manufacture.
You could not take prettier walk OF
its kind than from the railway station tic
the village of Oxhangh past the mill
The distance was a mile and half. On
your left hand was a range of pictur-
esquely serrated hills; they looked quite
near, but if you had set out to reach
them you would have found that appear
ances are deceitfui, Those nearest were
swelling and rounded and green; those
farther off, dark and rugged and SCARED;
away to the right was an open. smiling
country cultivated like garden.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1891-09-13

3 HI12lyIWHE sHofIed up 70 the cufn-
%TxNszM mertown station on the
W III Natared line; it stood
for some minutes screaming and steam
ing - 9 way that might have made one
think that ls too had caught the tone and
manners 81 she iine, put silae couiu hos
e the case anu = ? unclalieaois even s'
% Suggest II NOSE o. tne passengers
mac gos shelr tc1etsl ana taken their
places wnile y yet wanted tnree minutes
q ene noul Ior slaf1'l,g' "hen tnefe en-,
tered tne oooking once giri nusned
: nom 1ass walking. one hurried % sfe
open shutter ana saia; ,'one second class
tc1ee @ Soloonrgh' Please Inc man
stamped the Ilckes Win the usual eAck
{ ana shrew y DOWN on tne counter. Shs
handed him 2 one pouna note ne n1sea
ne tlckes ana SAID: we cont glve
change mere tossing oacS tne note 70
ner:
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said, quite right, mamma, its becom-
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