New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-09-04
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

As most people know Schultz is very common
name among Germans. striking illustration OF that
fact Is found in the City Directory Of Berlin which has
nearly 200 pages Of citizens bearing that NAME And
in certain departments Of the city government there
arc numerous sub-departments, each having diff
erent set Of clerks to take Of special divisions Of
the Schultz family.
Kaiones" said the excited young man. getting on bis
feet and speaking with the eagerness Of grandstand
crank shouting old Cliff Carroll TO pound out another
three baseP want you TO hear what have 10 say.
cat can look at queen, Miss kalOnes ana tne
humblest individual on the f0OtstO0l has right TO
aspire to the forest and best Of eartbs possessions
Nature knows aTlSt0cracy. she beSt0Ws tue same
protection, the kindness the same fostering care
on the cockebur that she does the $40 orchid Men
are equal. Why shouldn't dare 10 lift my eyes 10
yOu1 i am as good a man as George Ferguson any
day. He hasn't the capacity to love You thousandth
part rs well as do. Who is George Ferguson, any
how! Why should be afraid TO rush in where George
Ferguson any better than"
MIR. HaGklnsou,D interposed the young lady. "will
you listen to me a moment?" Ill,
"A moment. LauIa, Tll listen an hour. month";
Kniones, yawnlng dsmnlly "You are simply talking
through your hat.T-CChcago Tribune
A woman in "The Washington POST thus solves
che woman question: What man exists who desires
to claim that the source from which he sprang
is inferiorf AS long man Is born Of woman he
is going to respect and her, If for Dohins
world as himself! It's OF Hobson's choice /!
Bound to do 10 on his own account don't you know
But lie does not want her just like himself. He IS
ever glad TO Acknowledge her equal, and even
SUPERIOR but when it to similar he rebels and
draws the line And IN truth what monotonous
world it will be when all dress after one style.
and act the at all times and places. am glad
won't be alive. Are not your say yesl"
1t has been semi-ofcially recorded somewhere that
only President who dared
perpetrate pun in state paper and that he did II
In one Of his messages when he said; "Agricuure is
tho groundwork Of our National prosperity "-RocheS
ter p0St-EXpTess
Says a St. Louis insurance agent: "An accident
like that In Park Place, New York, always causes
a big rush for insurance and accident policies. 1
can't imagine what the effect must have been In
New York. for even at this distance 1t has more than
doubled tho number Of applications for policies. 1t
was the same after the Johnstown flood and after
the cyclone disaster at Louisville statistics prove
that q mans chances OF being run over IN the
street ten times greater than Of his being
crushed IN n railroad collision or killed in what
is ge-eraily described as an appalling disaster. At
the same time familiarity with the causes Of acct
dental DEATH reported in the daily papers In every
edition. breeds the usual contempt, and it takes %
huge disaster remind and particularly fathers
Of families, of the risks they are constantly running
Tho investture of a clergyman with the rank Of
viVals OF medieval mummcry When the Bishop OF
Peterborough ordained recently he raped his pas
toIal stan the door Of the church. and waved his
hand for the purpose Of exercising all evil spirits from
the interior Then when he entered the sacred edlhce
he was preceded by chaplain bearing a crown, and
marched up the broad aisle arrayed I'm antique cape
OF White satin, deliberately and Ornatcly trimmed. On
his head he wore mltre Of white satin covered with
red trimmings OF silk braid.-(EXchange.
An Eastern barber who recently went West says
clean shave is an abomnatlon almost exclusively
conilped TO the West II IS quite unusual thing in
the East and is something unheard of In Europe, a
clean shave means really taking OF certain thickness
Of the skim and the who Will submit to this torture
for the looks deserves no sympathy Tc clean shave
man without drawing blood is 10 prove ones self an
artist and that Is why Western man IS popular In
the far East
Old Colonel GilZaid-IIy dear Mis- Amy, I've been
wandeter on the face OF the earth for fifty years.
AmyWhy not try IL below the surface now, Coionelf
People really do not know the Colorado Desert"
says Western traveller. II has flowers and num-
Der Of trees that horcuurts do not suspect to DO In
existence There Is tree 10 the desert which people
tells emits a most fascinating and peculiar smell
In fact, the regular upas tree story Ihey say that
when man comes under the influence Of this attrac-