The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1891-02-20

| thon<s<D and - Tho @Anedran" on thu
stacA What "A absurd and rbclOus unFo
atty - n. 70 b. anrA Thu tallcst and thin
pcst actor = chosen ar The part. and made
w - - % look ieet hisA and about
1nchm thlck. with gsun: y:ssCA anA Z
pealDed nose coming down ovcr h:s uppcI
un His pantdoons are usually n great
rsi and white ststpcs. biz crushed hat is .
study In Misrepresentation, end bis coat
language fails me- Hehcgins every second
sentence with "N-e-o-w." ard when lss does
noe undenfxnd what 4 said he shsr2!y
csks "iI-ao-wr El1lillr;y biz 'ca~cw.'
bis sa2ple knrsc" Eni h!s "larter ycrocshy''
arc frequently referred % Queer idcrs
thfss Bsitons OF the lower class snust have
q the avcra-p American
Other notions cntch Il coa The british
(stage) sailor usually knocks down I'll who
sand IN h. way Ia foreign ports; slEd a. 10
the zulus, Arabs md Asyssiuians. the
havoc saa<is among them by tho ssagc sol
diss b soma thing frish-ful The sasro
Gnnt Englishman," Of whom We bar %
much. really d0cs raateriallre on TIN sta6,A
havc met him nowhere elne. AmedpnnA
- We I'LL know. are 70 modest about THAR
Own exploits that thu blowing" By
6srnnh and Hxitons q Ape to 10 Offensive
eothnm 1here n but ono thing u,oE0 o.
tbpsse- thsssa. the sell sSt:saed gilenco Of
the hetter ciasscA An Engiishman q any
Standing never thinks of arguing the com
pamtivc greatness cf nations or boasting
q Tho superiority q Ersifnd He would
- non think Al insisting upon the SaW of
gr2vitation
All our popular airs sre sung In DRB-
land. but g entirely t.dSront words. and
whether ours o. theirs Is the parody =
moro than know. not he'ng up IN musical
literature However. "Brirnnnia. the Gem
Of Tho Ocean. Is ccrtainly older than our
verioo Of Il fthe words are exactly the
same save tie nasnash and moreover Is b
spprnrrists IN England only; for Great
Britain & al ocean gen." while SODIUM
h.a" Is half Of q contipcnt. Ths tune q
.Hail Columbia" by tLo orchestra, sound
Cd very nice % me til the actors BEGAN q
sing an intensely British sors 70 II ard
The music OF God Saw the Queen" = The
same a. Americans usc 70 tho words q
sAInertca" Willie tramping through Dcd-
fordshirc was delighted with the village
chimcs-soric o. Tire church bells sound
different tune Tor cyer7 hour--cnd et NeW.
port-P agnell. buckingharnshir-. Was not
Little surprised 70 hear the finest Of them
playing "0ld Dog Tiny" On inquiry ]
learned that Ibis Ii a very Old and very
sacscd air u England, and really Il ore
could divest himseli cf ali ideas associated
with The American parody. the air u Lot
ursuieed % solonnity.
All this, however, has but little 20 DO
With the lovely rural region through which
! tEamped-frcm Ntdeahead southeast
ward Tor dozen miles or 90. md then a.
many northcarvard tcthc quaint old city
Of Windsor. There really must b. sone
thing n the claim that this islands -
cu.iariy favorable 70 v;gor In al animGls
mnn tncfudel viii nos 60 90 far Is %
admit thc< the birds fy faster and tartha7,
the Pig thrivc moro easily aud the cattle
gender With more certainty than IN any
other land, though tho ciHim Is mnds by
scientific authority. but surely mn1 u Wig
crous here Ia many dnys' r'irll etrcltinR
andtaiking found mono ~ the bowels often
described as tho homes Of the English poor,
and none Of That depression Lai gloom 10
the rzralists that I had hccri of AL The
cottages sprear nnst and hoinelike, and
nearly ali the people sturdy. And such
swarnns Of pvtty girlsl What ciear. son
eyes Of blue and brown ard hazel; and what
delicate competitions, ia which tho carmine
shines through the f.lr skin - througho
transparent enamel Paris has styls, but
England has tho real crticle viii coD6p
IDENTITY assert. and leave it 70 any jury %
Americans, that all Paris cannot produce
6 many Gttr Give women as may be found
within rakAiIs q lso miles frc;a Windsor
Casrla
And chs reminds no that hsd almM
forgotten TO mention hccsstle The quesn
was u her residence IN the LIZ u Whit
when was az Windsor, and % tAey ~
lowed u 70 ramble 1t win through overy
part Of It except tho dining room and BID
chaubonA The only requirements are that
0ne should have clean boots and take al
his hat IN the chapel. Tho guide. tn q
chasge, describes tho principal paiutlnp
and statues. and through vi tn - e
the wonderful rnd rambling old 3tructun
one Wallis II = II and g long a. be plsassa
No fces and 10 grarzs. except e tbs doog.
xhcy must Lave very trusting diGpoul
ton And by rau good fortune my vlnls
Cell upon . day when the Coldstroam
Guards had their drill and parade IL tho
great park, the sight bcirg very fins H.
deed will not tntiict upon the reodoV ;
dct-iied description Of the castle, for 600
reasons: 4 10 not fcel equal 70 the ''tech-
niquc," and for two eliillings and p.tagD
you can secure an elaborate description 81
an expert
\ Jew points, however, muse unentaun.
bss<luse they strike an American With
great surprise; and the most surprising,
perhaps. u tho monument ~ tho 20 called
Prince Imperial, i'm Ok I.onis Napoleon.
It y very beautiful. but the prelominsnt
thought ~ ~ American viiso- u. why =
is hercs We'll. IL i by express order AZ tic
queen, md tue inscription ln L1fin) On
one panel givs tho ruason.
The vril beloved yoush. the cornrace Of On
SOLDIERS. sS.lu IA tie African war aud tcpce o.
ned 70 The t.snb q: has f1r.ef onc>n vireoria
as hc- grs-s n this holy d0snirfl.os
kingA rcpr<>n.ssi u funeral rnortls q - -
Another surprise Il tie tablet in honor
~ Primes Alanayu, s0n Of the k'ug %
Abyssinia. Tho .Ai5art Memorial ohspoa =
quite ~ beautiful nni imposing ~ s1y Il
The current descriptions make it-a really
wonderful work. scarcely ia<s ssrpshsinx
are the paintings and memorials u ether
rurign .otcntabcs, Huch ~ Charsea n u
France, Prince Mcttcrnich. Lnnis ~ Huur
bon aud others. They arc oil relatives q
the queen, however. for II is one Of tho odd
features of royalty that nearly all the M
tirs Of Europe Lave monarchs Of other
.han native blood. Dsnish predonina
|szst az present.. Indeed every roirning
monarch IN Europe. cxupt tho sultan q
Turkey Il jeSrcnf.eI on cr,<> etis. a. ekH