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The Portland daily press., 1891-12-19

ue-hly uear. IN return for the poem that
wrote for you, you have sent me lock of hair
But alas! how is it see that it is not from your
head?
poem from your own head.-DemOrest's Maya.
Zi.e.
Age win not be so marked if you use Buck
ingham's Dye for the Whiskers.
Charged in the Bill.
A suicide was perpetrated IN a ceftan lodg.
ing house that shall be nameless. few DAYS
afler The landl tdy sent the family of the de-
ceased bill containing the following item:
rrlent caused TO the waiter when lie dis
covered the corpse, nineteen francs nine, v
nve cenl1mes,"-PetitP arlsien.
Ayers Sarsaparilla makes the blood pure.
rich, and vitalizing. Sold by all druggists.
Does Advertising Pay?
FIRST Jeweler-I have had proven TO me that
advertising brings results.
Second Jewe er-What was the case?
FIRST Jeweler-Yesterd Y ev, ming | adyer-
tised for a Waterman. and duri o thu night INV
STORE vas Observation-Disclosures Circular.
Fer throat anosslung troubles Ayers Cherry
Pectoral, seasonably taken, is a certain specific.
He'll Make Lawyer
Walie-Josle, / didn't think Won were 81
cowardy as to need a light when you 90 to
bed.
Josie-I don't need it when L go TO bed. WAL
lie need it after I've got TO bed. I want to
see now TO go to sleep.-Young People.
CATARRH IN NEW ENGLAND.
Ely's Cream Balm gives satisfaction to eyerv
one using it for catarrhal troubles.-G. X. Mel.
Tor, Druggists, Worcester, Mass.
believe Ely's Cream Balm i, the best article
Ior catarrh ever offered the public.-Bush g.
Co, Druggists, Worcester Mass.
An article of real merit-C. p. Alden. Druo-
yist, Springfield, Mass.
Those who use it speak highly of it.-Geo. A.
HILL Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
Cream Balm has given satisfactory results.
W. T. Draper, Druggist. Springfield, Mass.
He Obeyed.
"Spell wrong" said the teacher.
"R-o.n-g," spelled the boy.
wrong. Spell it again."
Gag aim" spelled the boy.
''See here" said the eacher severely. "what
10 you mean D. spr Ii g wrong agaln?o
he boy poAeo
Ara the teacher was so mixed I'D tn II she had |
0 dl~mlss the casS.-Oetr0it Free Press.
The Portland daily press., 1891-12-19
HOLIDAY NOVELTIES.

AUTO AUBUMs, CARD CAsrs
ALBUMS, CEILULOID
BRUSH AND Novrrrrps
COMB SETS, DRESSING
PROHZES, CAers
DAokGAMMoN DIARIES,
BOARDS, DICTIONARY
BOOK RACKS, STAINS
BIBLES, DosrrSoSs
BOOKLETS, FINE MEMO.
ooAAAh AND ND, p BOOKS.
S1sDbAGE FANS,
CARD SETS, GonDs IN
CHRISTMAS Srrp,,vo
CARDS, GOLD PENS,
CIGAR CASES HAM race
SA1naDLEsTICks, WRISTBANDS.
The Portland daily press., 1891-12-19

Age will not be so marked if you use Buck
ingham's Dye for the Whiskers.
The Portland daily press., 1891-12-19
WIT AND WISDOM,

He-My dear. in return for the poem that
wrote for you, you have sent me lock of hair.
But alasl how is it see that it is not from your
head?
She-That is fair enough. Neither was the
poem from your own head.-Dem0rests Maya
ri e. s
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
Cnnditinn w. Thnnrv-

Those who are in ill-health are CON
frOnted by condition, not theory,
although there are numbers of people
ready and anxious to theOrize about it.
In ninety-nine cases out of hundred
S. S. S. will do the work of renovation
In cases of indigestion, loss of appetite
and general debility, this wonderful
medicine acts with almost miraculous
certainty. 1t restores the activity of
the liver, purifes the blood and builds
up the system. As tonic for young
and old it is without rival. Though
it is powerful in its effects, the young
est or the oldest can take it with the
most beneficial results. S.S.S. has be-
hind it record of half a century,
and is more popular as a household
remedy to-day than ever before.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The ALLEGHENIEs IN EARLY SUM-
MER.-The beauty Of the Allegheny
Mountains in June, when the wealth
of forest LEAKAGE and the rich profusiOn
of flowers may be seen at their best, is
a sight and experience that no one
should miss. Ten days passed in the
pure air of the mountains at this sea-
son of the year will be worth "a world
to those who will spend the greater
part of the summer at home. 1t will
fortify them against the heat and bur-
den of the long, hot days of July and
August, and create physical strength
that no other treatment could produce
The climate of the highlands is pecu-
liarly delightful, and the mountain
breezes do not permit the air to get
uncomfortably warm. The Pennsyl-
vania Railroad Company's personally
conducted tour of the 25th inst. to
Cresson comes just in the nick of time
and affords the opportunity desired.
Round trip tickets including one full
days board at the magnificent Noun
tain House, will be sold from Smyrna
at the low of 1925.
The return coupons of excursion
tickets will be good for ten days, inclu-
ding date of tour, and to those remain
ing for a longer period than one day a
special reduction in hotel rates will be
limited persons intending to partici-
pate should secure tickets at least
three days in advance. Unused tickets
will be redeemed at the General Office
of the Company upon presentation,
either in person or by letter. The
train leaving 8.28 A. M, will connect
with the special train leaving Broad
street Station, at 1O.4O A. NJ. This
tour will be under the direction of the
tourist agent of the company. A
Chaperone will also accompany the
party to attend to the wants of ladies
unattended by escorts.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The people of the United States may
we'll be termed the coffee drinking ma
ton of the world, for we drink more of
that useful article than all the rest of
the world besides, and experts say we
are not so particular about quality as
we are about the quantity. The enOr-
nous sum of $7O,OOO,OOO worth was
consumed last year, which if equally
distributed among our population
would give more than one dollars
worth TO each man, woman and child.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Unless the government ceases TO bur-
den itself with more silver, month by
month, writes Andrew Carnegie in the
North american ReUie,O, or if the free
coinage of silver be seriously enter
tanned, avoid silver, when you lay any
thing by, let it be in gold, when you
deposit in Savings Bank, let it be a
gold deposit-ask the Bank to give you
a gold receipt therefore. There is no
use in the poor taking any risk. If
you do not act promptly, there will be
no gold left for you. The spectators
and those closely identified with busi-
ness, will have it all. 1t is fact full
OF warming that no bonds could be
sold to advantage to-day, which were
not made specially payable in gold.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MoRNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, I. 0. o. F,-Meets
every Friday evening at o'clock.
McDoNNEIL ENCAMPMENT, No. ?, l. 0. OF.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month at o'clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. 49, A. f. A. M.-Mects First
and Third Thursday evenings Of each month,
at o'clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 3, !. O. G. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening, at O'Clock.
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. As, ORDER OF HEPsAsOPHs.
Meets first Wednesday evening of every month
UNION CASTLE No. II, K. G. E--Meets every Thurs
day evening in odd Fellows Hall, at Z o'clock.
ROYAL TEMPLARs OF TEMPLARs.-Meets every
Thursday evening at 7 o'clock in Good Tenn
plars Hall
MIsPAH LODGE, No. l6, A. 0. U. W.-MeetS every
Monday evening at o'clock in Odd Fellows
Hall.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
sudden Deaths.

cause Of sudden deaths. which in three out
of four cases Is unsupported The symp-
toms are not generally understood These
are; Il habit Of lying on the right side,
short breath, pain or distress in side, back,
or shoulder irregular pulse, asthma, weak
and hungry spells, wind in stomach, swell
ing of ankles or drOpsy, oppression, dry
cough and smothering. DR.. Miles illus
trated book on Heart Disease, free at J.
w. Denneys, who sells Dr. Miles uno-
qualed New Heart Cure and his restorative
Nervine, which cures nervousness head.
ache, sleeplessness,e e fleets of drinking,
etc. 1t contains no opiates.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
SInrllinR EncIn.

The American people are rapidly becom-
lowing suggests the best remedy AlphOn-
so Hefiiing, of Butler Pa, swears that
when his son was speechless, from st.
Vitus Dance, DR.. Miles great Restorative
Nervine cured him. Mrs. }. r. Miller, of
Valparaiso, and j. D. Taylor, of Logans-
port, Ind, each gained 20 pounds from
taking it, Mrs. II. A. Gartner, of Vistula
Ind, Was cured of 40 to 50 cOnvulsions
and much headache, dizziness, backache
and nervous prostration by one bottle.
Trial bottles and fine book Of marvellous
cures, free at J. Wesley Denney's, who
sells this unequaled remedy.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
THE SMYRNA TIMES.
,SmYz'm0, .DeI.,
Wednesday Afternoon, July l, 1891
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsBURY METHODIST EPlsCoAPL.-Sunday-aPr Preach
ing at 1917 A. NJ and ~ P. NJ Sunday SchOOl-
1P'M, PRAYER Meeting-Thursdaysa at ~ P. NJ.
Rev. W. W. w. Wilson, Pastor.
ST, PETERS PROTESTANT EPIscoPAL.-Sunday-
Preaching at 1917 A. NJ. and 71zP N. Holy Days
-9% A. NJ. Sunday School, p. M. fTaysr
Meeting-Wednesday at ~ P. N. Rev. G. w.
Dame, Rector.
PREsBYTERIAN.-Sun -Sunday-PTeaching at lOA A. NJ.
and ~ p NJ. Sunday SchOOl-2P.M. Prayer
Meeting-Fridays at P. NJ. Rev. g. Z. Auams'
pastor.
ST PotycARp CATHOLIC CHURCH.-MHss on First
ana Third Sundays, at 7.30 A. M., ana on tne
Second and Fourth Sundays, at 10 A. N.
Catechism Glasses taught every sunday ailer
Mass Rev. Jas. p. Qugley, pastor
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL (COlOred) --
Sunday-Preaching at IL A. N. and ~ P. y.
Sunday School, P. NJ. Rev. S. Hammond,
Pastor.
A. NJ. e. CHURCH.-Sunday-Prea at IVA
RoV J. PeytOn, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

No matter what may be the ills you
bear from indigestion, a dose of Ayers
Cathartic Pills will ease you without
question. Just try them once and be
assuredl they have much wurse dys-
peptics cured. You'll find them nice
and amply worth the price.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Excuse me, George, but when l
saw you year ago, your face was COW
cred with pimples; it seems to be all
right now." "Yes, said sir; that's be-
cause ] stuck to Ayers Sarsaparilla,
the greatest blood medicine in the
world. was never so we'll in my life
as / am now"
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
The New Discovery.

You have heard your friends and neighbors
talking about it. You may yourself be one of
the many who know from personal experience
just how good "A thing it is. If you have ever
the wonderful thing about il IS, that when once
given trial, Dr. Kings New Discovery ever
holds place in the house. If you have never
used It and should be afflicted with a cough, cold
or any Throat, Lung or Chest trouble, secure Il
bottle at once and give 1t fair trial 1t is guar
anteed every time, or money refunded. Trial
Bottles Free at Jas. F. HOtfeckers Drugstore,
Smyrna, and G. G. HarmOnSonS, Clayton.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The magnitude of the life insuranc
business may be to a certain extent in
ferred by the fact that an agent of the
New York Life Insurance Co. is able
to get away with sum variOusly esti-
mated at between 100000 and $780,
600 and nobody be the wiser until ac-
cident makes the discovery
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

A new law In Minnesota enables
five-sixths of the jurors to render a
legal verdict. This will efiectually
nullify the stubbornness of the juror
who knows he is right and all the
others wrong.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
The first step.

Perhaps you are run down, can't eat, can't
sleep, can't think, cant do anything to your sat
isiaCtOn, and You wonder what ails You. You
should eed the warning, you are taking the first
step into Nervous Pr8stratOn. You need nerve
Tonic and in Electric Bitters you will find the
exact remedy for restoring your nervous system
to ITS normal. healthy condition Surprising re-
suits follow tn" use Of this great Nerve Tonic and
Alternative Your appetite returns, good diges-
tiOn is restored, and the Liver and Kidneys re-
sumo healthy action. Try bottle
Price soc al Jas. r. HOtlecker's Drug Store.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Weak and weary describes the
condition Of many people debIlitated
by the warm weather, by disease or
overwork. Hoods sarsaparilla is just
the medicine needed to build up aud
strengthen the body, purify and
quicken the sluggish blood, and res
tore the lost appetite.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The first shipment Of block tin, con-
sisting Of seven tons, from Temescal
tin mines, in San BernardinO county,
Cal, has been received at San Fran
cisco.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

81 always buy for cash." said he,
lOoking'Over the tailor's stock. "And
how do you pay" inquired the tailor,
looking oyer him,
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

In the fruit season the activity of the
boys mind is communicated to the
farmers legs.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Opportunities are like vacant lots
they must be improved in order to
become valuable.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The rising generation in cities is
mostly made up Of milkmen and
hired girls.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

When a barber cuts IA slice Of your
neck, you feel like getting up and
latherlng him.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

1t may be taken for granted that the
people who are ashamed Of their rellg-
ion have good reason to be
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The few grains of sand are what
help the grocer along in his ambition
to get the earth.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Halls Hair ReneweF will keep the
hair vigorous and healthy, and a nat
ural color.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

There is remedy for all the nui.
sances of life except the crazy table
with one short leg.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

You can get a nice silver-tOpped,
cut-glass soap dish for $50 if you've
got the soap.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

i is curious how much faster a street
car humps along when you are run
ning after Il than when you are riding
ON N.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

A man is willing for a woman to
have the last word if only she says
yes.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

1t is human to err, and it is human
for your wife constantly to remind you
of it too.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The original whale was quite o male.
carrier, but Jonah probably impressed
upon him the need Of free delivery
system,
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The naughty girl sometimes turns
up her nose, so that it will not be in
the way.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Indigestion, and stomach dlsorders, use
BROWNS IRON BITrERB,
All dealers keep II. 81 per bottle Genuine has
Trademarks and crossed red inea on wrapper,
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

There is nothing a man has to pay
so dearly for as he does for the privi-
lege of being stingy.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

A female gambler may not be faro
face, but she must have winning ways.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Death is the only power that can
make some servants dust.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

A good place to see the skirt dance
is to watch the clothes line on a windy
dnu
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Apples always look nice in the Or
chard that has high fence around it.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
Many Persons are broke.

doSp nom overwork or household cares
Brown's Iron Bitters Rebuilds The
system, aids digestion, removes excess Of bile,
and cures malASta. Get the genuine.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

1t must go against the grain for the
broker to lose on wheat.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

Dogs and men both have summer
pants, but a dog has OF sometimes.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The man who can pay compliments
deity, whether he is sincere or not,
never lacks friends.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
POR DYsPEPsEA

Time flies, bHt aQoR u will Ibe flies
time.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

1t is better to know when to say yes
and no, than to know the meaning of
every word in the dictionary.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The Middletown creamery paid 70
cents per hundred pounds for milk for
the month of May.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The woman who is careless of her
husbands shirt front, is not true
wife of his bosom.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

The man needs better kind of reli-
gion who buys his tobacco but spOng-
es his religious reading matter.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01

In building house, to give the struc-
ture an air of repose, put the sleepers
in beds of mortar.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
Would Have Died.

WOUIU EIuVe ETleUs
HoLYOKE, Mass. November, 1890.
vas in pain all over, could get no rest either
night or day and was not able to do any work
for months, but after taking Pastor KOenigs
Nerve Tonic only one week, was able to sit up
and attend to my dressmaking / had paid
over two hundred dollars to doctors and got no
benefit ! certainly think should have died
long ago II IhHd not got this medicine.
MRS. ADA PENELB.
Smyrna times., 1891-07-01
I'm It's Worst EaOrs,,.

BENTON, LAf. Co.. Wis, Dec, 1885.
Rev. j. G. Bergen Vouches for the following
James Rooney, who was suffering from So. Vitus
Dance in its worst form for about Ia years
was treated by several physicians without
effect. Two bottles Of Pastor Koenig's Nerve
Tonic cured him.
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FOR SALE-HOUSES.

tfOk sALk-kHODE ISLAND ANE-IOkOOM =
:. stot1 pres brick house on Rhode Island ave. n
ust- YIN and 10th. containing a modern improve
-iltss lsrSe saloon parlOrs BEAUTIFULLY decorated
IOuknout basement and laundry; this 10 a splendid
S1op,,rIy and cheap AZ s12.OO0. JOHN q. JOHNSON,
~ TN anu u SIS n " 1t
t'Ok sALE-HANDSOME NEW ENGLISH BASE
a hlent brick house, \ rooms AMI bath 4n, south
.Ion, fIor1da ave n W; all modern improvements;
10y paIersi throughout at q largan immediate
P9IShaser. BY OWNER. l12G 10Th ST IA w. jel3-:St-
tf0k SALE-l916 HARDWOOD AVE- LIE DROIT
a fark new brick house SIX rooms bath AMI cellar
paers and decorated automatic as-lightin< system
s1 a.. no Tern improvements. $500 Apply 4. G..
Star Office iei3-7ts
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EOh SALE-A FINE TRACT OF LAND. CON
tanns; l0l acres. on the Ridge road. just opposite
Wesley Heights and adjoining the Palisades OF the
Potomac, being the home OF the late Capt Maddox
improved by nne Broom frame dwelling, with ali
outbuildings; fine water and shade. Tins land lies
rlght IN the heart OF improvements and every re-
slect very desirable tor speculation and subdivision
Tor tull particulars apply TO
j. l. DYER, 1904 st. or
EDWARD Il. KAISER
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RY CARS TO ARLINGTON.

WORK on THE NEW RAILROAD TO COMMENCE
EARLY MKT MONTH.
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SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

Lon eAl.f.-N Al AMI IMfhONhD AND IN
iMrkoNEp PROPERTY ON oEoR6ETovN
The undersTned Offer Cor s.e the desirable improved
resl estate On the Htsrhts of Gsurr~to~n lDoup a
the '.linthicum Dent i1sce." lhs prop-rtr wfli
b. sold IN seTsrste parels shown ~ a plat which
Will he exhiuted by esther Of the und~r-isDeA tue
Of the parc-s. bounded by Road street on the south
by Loyers Lsn., 90 the esst by ob~-svstcry soe~s
tsins about no COO square lana and 10 tnrsos-A
by spacious and ele.anf manson. with ali roi<rn
convenenc-~. nne conservatory. complete stsls aud
IN sltosrther the mos attrsctNe home In the Distrt
The dimensions and lccstions OF the other p~r,~s
viii app~sr from the plata No Desirable pur-
chase could be made hy parties de>irlns slther
investment.
Full information 20 term. and conditions 81 .2ls
kc-. VIII b chssrially furnished by the undersa.nA
WILLIAM A. GORDON
40 ~ ~. n ~.
JANIS II. TAYLOR
ol3 18th 81. n ~.
ar2S-Sm A<s.ne~s.
CNoR sALE-wElL SITUATED GROUNDS AND a
II larTe. deghtful old-fsshioned house. vel Aaspted
Tor summer tosrder- hotel. Inquire q Ms.
JULES DlkUDoNNE. bladensourx. Nd myle-lm
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ENOR SALE-A NICE GARDEN SPOT, THREE
4 acres. adjacent to reform school Price cents per
foot Address wM. II. SEAMAN. I424 18th 81.
n W. 1ely-lws
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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.

Az ACRES; sIx-RooM COTTAGE; SPLENDID
~ shade and water; fruit Of all kinds y mile from
station Price. $1,000. Easy terms. q. L. HINE.
Vienna. We. jee-3
EQR RENT OR sALE-A DESIRABLE HOUSE AT
Linden, einiles from city. on Metropolitan road;
out buildings, trut. shade and and half acres
Z. W. HOLCOMB, go ST. n 1e5r2w'
EoR sALE-fARM OF loo ACRES AT GATHERS
burg. Nd. 12room dwelling; hot and cold spring
water location high and healthy minutes 70 sta
tion lo trains daily. Price. 4l2o Viii sell
stock and implements cheap " N sceept city prop
myS2f.s,2m
NEW ROOM HOUSE; GOOD WATER; LARGE
~ lot; nve minutes from station; x1,2J0, easy
terms Also two small farms near station.
ap11-3m o. E HINE, Vienna Va
ENOR sALE-POTOMAC RIVER FARMs-MANY
u desirable properties at bargain prices
q. H. CALVERT CO.,
ap1S-2m' 1910 81. nv.
EoR sALE-TwO OLD COLONIAL ESTATES IN
Maryland Large brick mansions in good repair
and outbulldngs. Very reasonable prices for same.
q. II. CALVERT CO.. 10lo 4 ct. NV. apl1-2m
YARNS, FARMS. FARMS, FARMS
in all sections Of Maryland from 2 to 1000 acres
and from e10 to $500 per Now II the time
idly. 7. r. BROOKS.
mh21-3m GIG 12th st. nv
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slLEs DlklpONNk. bsdensonrs. Nd my " I'M
BIZ CARS TO ARLINGTON.
WORK on THE NEW RAILROAD TO COMMENCES
EARLY MKT MONTH.
WILL CONTINUE TO ALEXANDRIA
THE PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS FOR TEE
BRIDGE ACROSS THE POTOMAC ARE
READY To BE SUBMITTED TO
THEsEcRETARYoFwA WAR
ENERGETIC PRO
JEcToRs.
The work Of constructing the railroad from Wash
instOn to Arlington cemetery and thence to Alernn
~-~ "''' N""''" N''i oe 'oni-
menced early next month and is expected thatths
road will be in complete running order nine months
later This enterprise. ntipsted in The Post"
few days ago, is in the hands OF number OF eD.rv-o
,.
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ON MILITARY ROAD
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SHOOTING STARS
The Emperor William 10 an a.r'dsal ruler.
The flannel shirt ID 90 sensitive that Il shrinks
from Precipitation
PHILADELPHIA PRIDE.
"Ah, said the clerk at the hotel when ne
arriving guest had put his name on the register,
'from Philadelphia
delphia pride, and the clerk turned right around
and locked the safe.
a summer resort item-the bill
A blazer seems to be queer sort of . name
for . garment for hot weather.
The small boy can't get away from the grssa
apple by doubling on his track.
Ayarice never loses its grip.
A woman's eye doesn't improve with time.
Honest John" Bardsley Of Philadelphia IL in
dicted on seventeen counts. and Gordon Cum
ming got his on two or three countera
The summer hotel walters ere going 70 orvas-
ize typographical Union.
Some people get themselves into picks -
trying to preserve their dignity.
TEE ooxDucToR's JOKE
That young man never pays . cent for nd
ing on the street cars" saids Fourteenth street
car conductor a. they passed . good looking
fellow on the corner.
'Tndsed? How does he vork ~"
Hes driver" and the condassoe ehnckls1
- though ~ hAd I'D something funny
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1891-06-13
SALE
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short distance from railroad station ohade spring
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E0R sALE-FARMs. NOW Is THE TINE 70
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q tara and country property generally n this city.
ryer fronts. PurehsseEs should cal before buying