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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-03


To that great army Of men who re-
frain from imbibing deeply, principally
because of the uncomfortable feeling
which takes possession OF one on the
morning after" it will be matter of
interest to know that there Is at least
one method whereby they can enjoy
all the exhilaration of a regular 'jag"
without the inconvenience OF swelled
head, furry tongue, or arrangement
Of the digestive organs.
The truth of this startling fact was
discovered short time ago by a wine
clerk at one of the prominent hotels Of
leading seaside resort. 1t was his
duty each morning to draw the wine
and other liquors from the casks in the
wine cellar for use during the day, and
in doing this he naturally inhaled the
fumes of all sorts Of liquors. His work
only occupied twenty minutes time, but
that was sufficient to give him what
might be called dry drunk" Then
he would sneak up the back staircase
to his room, where a few hours sleep
would fix him up In great shape, leaving
him none the worse for his involuntary
dissipation.
At one of the large no.
tells on Chestnut Street there
is an old fellow named Thomas
McElhenny, who is an earnest teetotaler,
having signed the pledge about ten years
ago, shortly after recovering from a
protracted spree, during the course of
which he lost leg in railroad acct
dent. He has hit upon the dry
drunk" scheme as way to indulge his
appetite without hurting his conscience.
He is employed as a porter, and every
night before he quits work he takes par
ticular pains in cleaning up the wine
cellar. He devotes about twenty min
utes to smelling the bunghole of bar
rel containing particularly strong
brand Of cognac, after which he stag
gers homeward with all the symptoms
of a regular "howling Jag"
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LIVE STOCK.

EAST LIBERTY, October 2-Cattle-Re-
ceipts, $40 head; shipments, 100 head; mar
ket nothing doing, all through consign-
ments.
Receipts, 3,40O head; shipments,
8, 500 head; market firm; Philadelphias
S. 45a5 60; best mixed s. 30a5 40: York
ers a SOa5 10; pigs and roughs - 50a4 so.
Sheep-Receipts, 1900 head; shipments
l, 400 head; market steady and unchanged.
OCHIoAao, October Cattle, receipts
II, coo head; shipments 1850 head; market
steady; prime and extra steers IS 10a6 35;
good to choice S. 00a5 80; others 81 60a4 IS;
Texans 81 20a2 80; stockers 81 90a3 %; cows
81 15a2 90; rangers So 50a3 So.
Hogs-Receipts 1900 head; shipments
1000 head: market fairly active roughs
and common So 75a4 80; mixed and pack
ers q 60a4 so; prime heavy a 9Oa5 25;
prime light 81 S0a5 90.
Sheep-Receipts 5000 head; shipments
800 head; market strong; native ewes
So 00a4 %; mixed and wethers a 35a5 IS ;
Texas feeders 50 25; westerns $S 7Oa4 so;
lambs s. 75a5 80.
CINCINNATI, o., October 2.-Hogs,
lower; common and light SO 50a9 e5; pack
ing and butchers 8 35a5 90; receipts,
800 head; shipments, 100 head.
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PETROLEUM.

NEW YORK, October 2.-Petroleum
onened steady and advanced l &c on buying
by brokers believed to be acting for the
Standard Oil party, then reacted at noon
and was steady. Pennsylvania oil spot
opened and lowest Sc; highest and closing
59Hc. November option opening and low
est. 5s5Ic: highest, Gle; closing, 6OHc
Sales, 100000 barrels.
On CRY. PA, October 2.-Petroleum,
onened and lowest. 5s5<c: highest, 6lc;
closed at 6OTc. Sales. 149, 900 barrels; clear.
ances. 594. 900 barrels; shipments, l34, 75a
barrels; runs, eS, l62 barrels.
PrrrsBURG, PA, October 2.-Petroleum
opened at 5skc; highest and closed al
66s<c; lowest 5S1<c.
BRADFORD, PA, October 2.-Petroleum
opened at 5Si1c; highest, 81 &c lowest 5S &C.
closed at 605lc. Clearances, 1900 par
rels.
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Macbeth's "pearl top" and

ALdCDSLl PCdii w
npearl glass " lamp-chimneys
are made of tough glass that
costs four times as much as
common glass; and the work
on them costs a good deal
more than the work on com
mon chimneys, just as the
work on a dress is proper
toned to cost of stuff.
The dealer isright in saying
he can't afford to sell them al
the prices of common glas:
chimneys.
And what viii become o
his chimney trade if his chin
neys never break ? He is ap
to be wrong there. He car
afford to charge a fair pric!
and give new chimncys for al
that break in use.
Have a talk with him.
Pittstfns. GEO. A 1acsrzH co.
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Boston Wool Market.

BcsToN, MASS. October 2.-Wool market
steady, sales week, S,03O,O00 pounds Ohio
X 29c; Xxx 3Oa5lc; No. l 35a36c; Michigan
X SIC: No. 3ia95c; combing and delalne
fieeces firm; No. l combing 3Sa40c: Ohio
fine delaine 34a35c: Michigan fine delaine
33c: Territory fine 6Oa6Sc; fine medium 57a
5Sc: medium 53a55c; Oregon quiet l6al9c;
California wool, 24c; Texas spring, 2Oa221f
Pulled woods steady, supers 30a35c; extra
23a82; Australia firm. Foreign carpet
woods steady.
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The Cars silver Wedding.

HAMBURG, October 2.-It is rumored
here that the Car and Czarina will re-
turn to Schloss Fredensborg, in Den
mark, on Saturday, by the steamer
Polar Sea, to celebrate their silver
wedding, preparations for which were
interrupted by their hasty departure
for Russia, learning of the Grand
duchess Paul's death. 1t is also ru-
mored that they will return to Russia
at the end of November by way OF
Berlin.
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An Accompllce to Forgers.

CHICAGO, October George Heller,
formerly a clerk employed by the Inter
national Packing Company at the stock
yards, is under arrest charged with
completely in a series of forgeries OF an
unknown amount, but supposed to range
between $4,000 and $4,000. 1t is not
supposed that Heller is guilty of the
forgeries, but it is believed that ne
knows who did the work.
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WOOL.

PHILADELPHIA, PA, October 2.-Wool
market quiet, Ohio, Pennsylvania and
West Virginia Xxx and above 9lfaS3c: X
90a3lc: medium SIC: coarse 33a34c; New
York, Michigan, Indiana and western fine
or X and Xxx 26a2sc; medium 35a36c;
coarse 921<aSS1Sc; fine washed delaine x
and Xxx S3a36c; medium washed comb.
ing and delaine 371fs40c; coarse do. 33]f
a85c: Canada washed combing 32a34c; tub
washed choice 36a3S; fair 35a36c; coarse %
a94c; medium unwashed combing and dc
laine 2ea29c; coarse do. 25a2611c; Montana
l9a23c; Territorial l5a2lc.
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European sauadrops Collsoling.

BERLIN, October "A brisk exchange
Of kilograms between the European cap
itals continues with view of reinforc-
ing the European squadrons in Chinese
waters and afor6ing better protection
to European colonies on the banks OF
Yang tse Kiang.
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Hunting the Murderers.

LITTLE Rock, ARK, October 2.-As
the result of a quarrel about hay press
Ben and Ollie Carpenter, brothers, yes
terday killed Jud Hamilton, near Ham
burg, Ashley county. The Sheriff and
large posse are in pursuit Of the muir
dererS.
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Irish Wit.

Engllshman - Pardon me, sir, but
where do you come from?
Paddy-From County Cork.
mathematician that accounts for
your brogue.
Paddg-May 1 ak where you come
from?
Englishman-From Worcester, sir
(proudly.)
Paddy-Then that accounts for your
sauce.
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prs.Idsnt Arthur MUST ResIgn.

LOUISVILLE, KY, October "A. A.
Arthur, President Of the Middldsbo-
rough Town Company, which founded
that city, has been requested to resign.
No reason is known. A meeting of the
stockholders will be held to-day.
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Chicago Fire.

CHICAGO, October 2.-Fire this morn
ing Quilted the upper three stories Of the
fiye-story building at "a and Sc Lake
street, occupied by the Globe Light and
Heat Company and the National Gas
ligh and Fuel Company. Loss estimated
at about S25, 900.
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nAna-nna Rnfhachilds.

I,oSpoN, October 2.-The Russo-Jew-
,sh COMMITTEES has made an appeal for
tba collection of relief fund and the
Rothschilds In reply have promised 70
contribute $50, 900 towards this fund-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-03

Nos. 3 and 4, daily, r. v. v. Limited, fun solid
between New YORK and Cincinnati with yesti.
bule Sleeper between Washington and Louis
vile and between Cincinnati and Old Poin
Comfort.
Nos. 4 and solid trains with Pullman slsspers
between Cincinnati and Washington. No. fhas
Pullman Sleeper Rcncsverte 10 Old Point Com.
Train No. siesyes Clifton Forse. al. $50 O. n
and arrives ct ChArlottesviile 1t 1880 .. N.
BURLINGTON DIVISION: No. n lesvs
Clifton Forge daily s:50A. N. arrive Huntingto
$50 p. N. No. a. daily, leave Huntington 500
= m, arrive Clifton Forge $50 p. m. No. 10,
daily except Sunday, leave East Ee~ell 500 Q.
m., arrive Huntington 1000 O. n. No. 10, daily
except Sunday, leave Huatington 200 ?. m, AZ.
Ii ccIs Eeii Ss DEyfsios: No. H. daily or.
cspt Sunday, leave Huntington e:i0 .. N, arrive
Cincinnati H:lb .. n. Nc. -, daily except
sunday, leave Cincinnati 400 p. N, arrive
Huntington. $40 p. %. No. 10. daily ercept
Sunday, leave hsysville b:ib O. "a, arrive Cis-
cinnafi 7:30 o m. No. 20, daily eEcspt SUNDAY
leave Cincinnati 500 p. n, arrive kaysyfils
] OSCAR O. MURRAY, Trsfc Manager
H.W. FULLER, Gent Psss. All.
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rnr.. Feat Of snow in Montana.

RED LODGE, MONT, October at
has been showing and drifting inces-
sanity for the last forty-eight hours.
There are three feet Of snow on the
Level. Business is practically at
s+.ndstill
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Baggage checked through to destination of
tickets.
w. J. ROBINSON. General Passenger Agent
A. J. candy, Assistant General Passenger
Agent, PArkersburg, W. Va.
JIG: TOMLIHeOH, Passenger Agent, Wheel.
ing, WA
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Mckinney IN Ashes.

LOUISVILLE, KY, October 2.-McKin-
ney, a village Eear Stamford, KY, was
nearly destroyed by fire last night.
Loss about $4,000. Little insurance.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1891-10-03

STATEs-Dull but firm.
RAILRoADs-Quiet; sales 81 ,473,OOO.
SToCKs-The stock market to-day took
another turn for the better, and while
there was not only marked expansion In
the business done and material improve
ment in prices, a decidedly bullish feeling
was developed in the room and the forces
of depression were withdrawn in the face
of the overwhelming volume Of new buy
ing which appeared in the market. There
were many evidences Of large pur-
chases by the Vanderbilt party aud
purchases of Missouri Pacific by brokers
identified with the Gould interests were
most marked. The character of the buy
ing in Western Union, Lake Shore, Wheel
ing and Lake Erie preferred, Missouri Pa
cific, Rock Island, Louisville and Nash
vile and Chicago, Burlington and Quincy
attracted considerable attention. The
| amount OF business done was very large up
to noon The market in the afternoon con-
tinued to improve, and finally closed very
active and strong at the top figures all
| along the line. The gains reach "a in
Missouri Pacific, Atchison and Louisville
and Nashville are each up 21; Sugar, Can
ada Southern, Lackawanna and Reading
TX. Sales 562629 shares. Quotations
closed bid:
Adams Express, 145; American Express
11S; Canada Pacific, IS; Central Pacific,
"a: Chesapeake and Ohio, 26T; do. first
preferred, 591l do. second preferred, 1914
Chicago and Alton, 1876; Chicago, BurlinE-
ton and Quincy, 977s; Delaware and Hud-
son, 1876; Delaware, Lackawanns and
Western, 141%; Denver and Rio
Grande preferred, 491S; Erie, sou; do pre-
ferred, IS; FIT. Wayne, $50; Illinois Cen
trail, i01N; Lake Shore, 1241E; Michigan
Central, 10lSs; Minneapolis and st. Louis,
Z; do preferred, Az missouri Pacific, 65S ;
Northern Pacific, 2SJJSs do preferred, 1874 ;
Northwestern, 1853; do preferred 1919 ;
New York Central, ITO; Oregon
Transcontnental, =; Pacific Mail, S516
Peoria, Decatur and Evansville, %;
Pittsburg, $50; Pullman Palace Car. 1881 ;
Reading, 40; Rock Island, 81; ST. Louis
and San Francisco, -; do preferred, =; do
first preferred, 75H; ST. Paul, 74h; do
preferred III; st. Paul, Minneapolis and
Manitoba, 1881 ST. Paul and Omaha 3315 ;
do preferred, Of; Texas Pacific, 14y4 ;
Union Pacific, 414; United States Elk
presa, So; Western Union. S21S.
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MetalMarket.

New YORK. October 2.-Pig Iron, quiet
American sl6 O0ais %. Copper, nominal ;
lake sl2 80. Lead, steady; domestic a %.
Tin. quiet and firm: straits go 10.
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EsAH CENTRAL STANDARD TInR.
VIgennsylvdnid LINES.
wv From Bridgeport Station.

Trains via tho Cleveland and Pittsbure Rail.
road leave Bridgeport for Pittsbure Chicago
o. IN. For Chicago and Cleveland, loo p. IN.
For Pittsburg and New York. 9:44 p. m. For
Wellsville, 6:4S a. m. For East Liverpool
Trsins arrive at Bridgeport at 500 m, 1880
g. m, 2:05 p m, 4:t2 p. m, 8i5 p. m, and e;<S
" FROM WHEELING STATION.
Trains via the Pittsbure, Cincinnati and 81.
Louis Railway, Panhandle Route, leave Who'll
ing for steubenyille, Pittsbufg and the East,
$3.50 a. m. 1880 p. m, $40 ,. m, and 900 p. m.
For Columbus, Cincinnati, Indianapolis aud S.
and Chicago. 1880 y. m Trains arrive At
Wheeling at $50 a. m, $50 o. m 2:s5 p. m,
and $40 p. m, and 6;9o p. m. Trains leaving ~
$50 A. m and arriving az $50 p. m. run solid be-
except Sunday. lelO
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4Dsily except Sunday.
Sunday Church Trains will leave Elm Grove
at GAS .. N. and Wheeling at 1917 2. M:
G. D. CHILEAN,
Gem ManA0er
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WHEELING & ELM GROVE
w RAILROAD. On and after Monday,
September IA, 1891, trains will run as follows
City Time:
Leave Wheeling. Leave Elm Grove.
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CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAIL.
~ WAY COMPANY.
F. q. ".

Fast Flying VirElniAnJ
ys,.,buls Limited, solid, with Dining Car, be-
tween New York, Washington and CINCINNATI.
t.oSisyille and Old Point and Cincinnati. sohed.
ME IN Effect July I, 1891.
CENTRAL srAEDARD Tru; West OF Clifton
rI Fss1xHx srAxDARD Tm1: East Of Clifton
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DRY AND CHEAP.

And 1t Is Also a Jag That Can Be Ac-
quIred without Breaking the Pledge.
Philadelphia Record.
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mbeklins Resisttr


A RRIvAL AND DEPARTURE
Ia OF TRAINs-ExPLAEATIoN OF REFHR-
NCH hARKs: sDaily. iSunday excepted. tMon-
day excepted. tSunday excepted. Saturday
excepted. saturday only Sunday onlY-7S
Meridian. June &, 1901. Wheeling time, which
IA one hour earlier than Central Time.
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aarSiraI.
Health is Wealth!


NJ Il. Q. WEsT's NERvE AND BRAIN TRIAR
- A guaranteed specific for HysteFia, Dizxi
5gsaa3nshe, Nervous Probation, caused by the
n.os ~ alcohol or tobacco, WakefulRess, Mental
1nssSsssion, Softening OF the Brain. resulting IN
gs.ssnitv and leading TO misery decay and death
tvs.smature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss Of Power
- ID, her sex, Involuntary Losses and Sperms.
!tHs-,kp caused by ovef-exertion OF the BRAN;
sit4buse or Over-Indulgence. Each box cor.
80 one months treatment G.00 a box or sly
soTss for 600, sent by mail prepaid on recelpt
Of CuaFa-tee Six Boxes
n cure any case. n it'll each order received by
n for six boxes, accompanied with $500, we viii
Ind the purchaser . written guarantee 70 re-
and the money II the treatment does not effect
azure. Guarantees issued only through
NOLAN BROTHERS,
prugglsts, Sole Agents, McLsin Block,
Market and Twelfth streets, Wheeling, w. Va
sl0edAgo
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OHIO RIVER RAILROAD

~ GENITAL STANDARD TINE.
Direct route to Marietta, RarkersburE, Point
Pleasant, Huntington, Ashland, Portsmouth
and Cincinnati. Also TO Charleston, Clifton
Forge and Staunton, Va, and Lexington and
Louisville, KY.
Time Table effective June 81, 1891.
sDaily fDkily except Sunday
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FINANCE AND TRADE.

Money 4a6 Per Cent--Governments Dull
but Firm-stocks HiEher-Flour IN
changed-Wheat Higher.
New York. October 2.-Money on call
easy, ranging from to per cent; last
loan at 4; closed offered at per cent.
Prime mercantile paper 5$Ia7 per cent.
Sterling exchange quiet and steady at
479s[a4S3H.
GovERNMENTs-Dull but firm.
Fours Registered. ............. ZIG
Fours Coupon. 1850. .........ll6
Fours-and-a-half Registered. 10000. 991
Fours-and-a-half Coupon. ............ -
Pacific Skies Of '95. ..................ln
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12
The Greatest Strike.

Among the great strikes DR..
Miles in al covering his New Heart
Care has proven itself to be one of
the most important. The demand
for 1t has become astonishing. AL
ready the treatment Of heart disease
is being revolu,ionized, and many
unexpected cures affected. It'soon
relieves short breath, duttering,
pains in side, arm, shoulder, weak
and hungry spells, oppression, swell.
ing of ankles, smothering and heart
dropsy. DR.. Miles hook on Heart
and Nervous Diseases, free. The
unequaled New Heart Cure is sold
and guaranteed by A. M. Gilbert,
lso his Restorative Nervine for
aeadache, fits, sprees, hot flashes,
nervous chills, opium habit. etc.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12
A Lucky Reporter.

Reporters sometimes report
speeches they do not hear, and bad
work they make of it. An enlhusi-
astic Irishman was once hoaxed by
wag into reporting speech in par
liment by Edmund Burke on the
merits Of the potato as an article of
diet. The wag repeated the speech
apparently from his notes, and the
reporter never doubling his good
faith, handed in a report. The next
morning all London was laughing
over the speech, which made Mr..
Burke attribute the superior virtues
OF the Irish people To tie fact that
they cat so many potatoes. Anoth-
er reporter Jared better who made
up G speech from his own magma
ton. T. WAS n bold act, for the
speech vas from the throne George
III beng The monarch. The minis
tiers were indignant at his impudcnce
and were eager to punish him with
the severest penalties of the aw.
But the good-natured monarch in
terposed with quiet joke at the ex-
pense of the minister who had pre-
pared the speech read by the king.
Il hope the man $ punishment will
be OF the mildest Sort" said King
George, "bfcause | have read both
and, so far as | can understand eth
err Of them, / like the reporters
sp, ech better than my own
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12

"when in the dark, on thy soft hand
hung,
And heard the tempting syren Of thy
tongue
What fiames-what darts--What anguish
/ endured,
But when the candle entered--I was eur
edl"
Such compilations as so many OF our
young ladies posses-dull, pimply aud
covered with sores and blackheads, Is
enough TO cool the ardor Of the wsrmest
lover. To such young ladies we would
say that you can never have soft. fair,
smooth, attractive, kissable complexion
unless your blood is healthy and pure,
for the condition Of the decides the
complexion. DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery will purify your blood,
tone up your system, and drive away
those distressing headaches ard back
ache, from which you suffer periodically
and give you q complexion . lily or
lose leaf might envy.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12
An INGENIOUS BARBER.
he Foana Tl,st b. Dispensing With
Clock lie Gained Custom.

There il 4 lar " de@Fn town whose
long acquaintance with Ame leans
has taught him lot TO L p clock,
Strange. lent it? Aud why such
madnessg'' | hear You say. Ali
There's method IN il. I'll tell you
in his own words.
"Yon are about the hundredth man
that has asked me about the clock, :
he said PIE sanity. We'll, Ill tel
Won n trade secret You know my
customers are all business men and
stop in two or three times a week 10
get shaved Whether n barry ar
not they want to get through With
all possible speed That's o e of
the peculiarities of Americans. An
American may have all the time 10
the world, but, nevertheless, he'll
rush his lunch and bis barber all the
same.
$50 long as / had my clock here
in the shop men would come rushing
10, take a glance at t. jump into
the chair and tell me to 4ush them
through in ten isinutcs, n hey de-
sired to ten tran or kee, ali ap-
pointment. II / didn't get through
with them in that time there would
be a picnic, sure, and lot only that
but I'd run the risk of losing good
customer. So after awhile | caught
on to this clock rae yet. and | took
nv reliable old time.iece from its
accustomed corner and placed it be-
yond reach. How does it work
Splendidly.
"The first few days could hardly
restrain myself from bursting into
fits of laughter. You know, the first
thing an American Looks for when
he enters into any place is the clock
You should have seen the disappoint
ed faces in my shop the first few
days. Everyone rushed in with his
accustomed haste, glanclng at the
corner for the clock, and myl Well
you can imagine the rest
"And now," said the barber with
satisfied air, | can give everyone
frst-class shave, and none of them
knows just how long | take to shave
them, because there's no clock here
to regulate me by.
"Nextl'-N. Y. Herald.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12
Two Valuable Friends.

l. A physician cannot be always
had. Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains;
Bruises and Burns occur often and
sometimes when least expected.
Keep handy The friend of many house.
holds and the destroyer of all pain
the famous Red Flag Oil. 25 cents.
2. Many a precious life could be saw
ed that is being racked to death with
that terrible cough. Secure good
nights rest by investing 25 cents
for bottle of Pan-Tina, the great
remedy for Coughs, Colds and Con-
sumption. Trial bottles of Pan
Tina free at E. G. Williams, Jr. &
Co.'s Drug Store.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1891-12-12
"Woman,s SnGer-age,,

vas what woman called that period
of life which all middle-aged rass
Though, and during which so many
seem to think they must suffer-that
Nature intended it go. The same lady
added: IF you don't believe in 'wo-
man s suffer-age,' there is one ballot
which will effectually dsfeat it-Dr.
Pierce Favorite Prescription I" This
is true, not only at the period of middle
life, but at all ages when women suffer
from uterine diseases, irregularities,
Inflammation, liberation or prolapsus,
the Favoriie Prescription SO strength
ems the weak or diseased organs and
enriches the blood, that years OF health
and enjoyment are added to life.