Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1891-10-09
WASHINGTON SPRINGS. SD.


WASHINGTON SPRINGS. S. %.
WILL Chicago admit that 1t eve,
has fire in which the less is les!
than ST, 100000?
A DIME MUSEUM trust is the latest
1t will find it difficult job to get +:
corner on the fat woman.
A ST. Louis man is going to wall
TO Chicago on wire. 1t is remarka
bic the expedients which a St. Louis
man will adopt to get to Chicago.
INDIANA doesn't want to put or
style. The authorities the other day
fined a saloonkeeper SIS for having
stained glass in his front window.
AN intoxicated aeronaut at Detroit
dropped 1000 feet and landed on his
head. The effects of having taken a
drop too much were unusually appar-
ent in his case.
JULES VERNE'S son is said to he
possessed of his fathers vivid imagin-
alton. Whether it will carry him to
the moon or to the center of the earth
is not yet known.
The more enlarged our mind, the
greater number we discover of men
OF originality. Your commonplace
people see no difference between one
man and another.
IT would seem that man named
Fishback ought to be Finn. Any
way, the person of that name now in
generated charged with embezzle-
ment appears to have been a scaly
fellow.
In twenty years there has been no
counterfeiting of the United States
postage stamps. The only criminals
who tried it gave up in despair when
it came to initiating the flavor of the
mucilage Uncle Sam uses.
Two FRENCH doctors claim to have
discovered signs of life in heads sew
cred from the bodies of murderers by
the guillotine. The discovery must
be regarded as useless until the heads
can be forced to tell what they know,
AS A result Of eating German-bred
pork, seven Saxons are dead and thir-
ty others are very ill. It has not
been learned that trichiniasis from a
German hog is materially different
from that Of the American porker--
but it is much more numerous
WHEN you buy Dickens works for
dollar you are getting brain work
mighty cheap" says the Boston News
Similarly, it might have added, when
you pay several times as much for a
copy OF Society as Have Found It.,
You are getting mighty cheap brain
work.
A KENTUCKY colonel died from an
overdose of whisky A Monroe
County, Pa, child swallowed the
handle Of It's rattle and died. A
Jerseyman fell out Of his bed while
fighting mosquito and broke his
neck. Danger Turks in the simplest
walks in life.
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: ITALY will build at once three new
1ron-clad battle-ships, each of l2,SOO
tons displacement. Italy, in the
present condition Of it's national
finances, goes to this expense for the
purpose of enforcing ample revenge
at New Orleans-or for some other
purpose.
THERE are all kinds of fads for
making weak people strong; we won
der that some one does not advocate
sleep as a cure-all. We never knew
any one to get more of it than was
good for him, and half the people in
the world are really suffering for a
lack of it.
NEW YORK Is going to have the
finest hotel in the world. 1t is also
going to have the tallest temple in
the country. New York is pre-emi-
nent as going to have" town. It
has been going to have Grant
monument for years, and is as far
away as ever.
NEARLY million dollars worth of
bicarbonate Of soda was destroyed by
fire in Pennsylvania. The blow
falls heavily upon the Discriminating
interests of the country, but unless
the baking powder men are seeking
to mislead the public, there is plenty
of alum to fall back upon.
A GERMAN inventor having made
it possible to photograph the interior