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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
The College Graduate yindicated

Managing Editor--So you're a dis
tinguished Yale graduate, are you?
pplicant-YeS; l was champion Of
the football team.
Managing Editor-But what can you
do in newspaper Officer
Applicant can kick poets down
stairs. Jury.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
His Prompt Reply.

Dashaway-Supposo you should come
around to my house some day, walk up
to my room, and find my lifeless corpse
in bed What would you do?
Cleverton-I would institute an i'm
mediate search for that five dollars you
owe mo. Life.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
Complimentary.

Briggs-Pve got a crow to pick with
Watts, l intend to find out what he
meant by calling me small potatoes.
Braggs-There was no harm in that
1t is really a compliment this year to be
called any kind of potatoes. Indian
apolis Journal
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
An Object lesson.

IIigh-Priced Doctor-You are now con-
valescent, and all you need is exercise.
You should walk ten miles day, sir;
but your walking should have an OBJ
ject
Fatient--All right, doctor; I'll travel
around trying to borrow enough to pay
your bill.-Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
Epicurean Item.

Bagley lat lunchl-I say, dear boy,
try somo of this sausage, won't you9
There's a great deal in good sausage.
Gagley-Yes, ] should say every
thiug.-Texas Siftings.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
THE YACHTING TRIP.
Because of Peoples Talking Thalia
Married the Wrong Man.

0, l N D E E d."
said T h a. Ia,
giving her lace
parasol a sig
nifcant twirl;
"y o u d o n t
catch me mar
rying a oor
man. No oat-
meal, old shoes
and made-over
gowns for me.
I'd rather die an
old maid any
day"
THAT is put
I'll n G it very
.tr,,nr1u ~ ooid
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16

A few days ago Chinaman named
Wong Chin Foo residing at Mott
street. New York City, rushed into an
American drug store with prescription
for remedy given for cancer. Wong
All Sing, the Chinese physician who
wrote the prescription, is said to be the
most noted Celestial M. D. in the Chi
nese quarters of New York, This is the
formula called for by the recipes Pick
led Lizards, two pairs, two males and
two females; Corea ginseng root, one
half ounce; willow cricket skins, half a
dozen, three males and three females;
rattlesnake tail, one-fourth ounce; sweet
potato vine, one ounce; black dates,
two ounces; elm bark, one.half ounce;
devil fish suckers, three ounces; rein
deer's horn (ground), one-half ounce;
birds claws, one-fourth ounce: lotus
leaves one-half ounce; white nuts, one
ounce; dried ginger, one-fourth ounce;
coffin nails (old ones), five ounces Boil
the whole in two quarts of water; drink
two spoonfuls a day and make paste
with the solution and powdered rat s
flesh and apply to the sore.-St. Louis
Republic.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16
-scene-The Stage of the Brooklyn

-Scene-The Stage OF the Brooklyn
Academy. Amateur Stage Manager
Why do you always kick, ThuddingtonP
Didn't you have the title-part in THE
Phantom Witness" last month? Thud-
dington-Yes, and a fine part it was.
Fancy me, at my weight, playing skel-
eton! Amateur Stage-Manager- But
you had several good situations! Thud-
dington-Yes, and not good line in the
part never got handful of applause
the whole night. Not mention in any
of the newspapers. Amateur Stage
Manager-There, you are mistaken.
One, at least, the Canarise Herald,
praised you to the skies You must
have seen that notice? You were pleased
with that! Thuddington-Well,
ought to bel wrote it.-Brooklyn
Life,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1891-01-16

"A boy of seventeen and a girl OF
thirteen were married al Columbia Mo,
the other day, The wedding presents
Included doll ard a wooden gun.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
Mudless Gowns.

There is a general desire on the
part Of sensible women to escape
from the trammels OF fashion.
The ladies OF Boston have deci-
ded to wear short dresses on
rainy days. Mrs. Ingerson led
the movement the other day by
appearing on the street in a dress
ten inches above the sidewalk
From beneath her short kilt were
shown opera boots OF fine wrin-
killed. leather. This is a sensible
m we for such boots more fully
protect a ladies ankle from the
vulgar gaze of man, then when she
is obliged to lift the old fashioned
dress in crossing d muddy street.
They ought to be adopted n Car
son It's W inter-.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
The MInstreIS.

There will be rehearsal Of the
Capital Minstrels at the Opera
House this evening, beginning at
s O'Clock. Come prepared.
The organization is going along
in good shape, and thos who pre-
diet failure will discover their error
10 the near future. Those who
are fortunate enough to secure a
seat for the first performance will
behold an array of local talent
they little suspect Carson con-
.ains.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
COAST NEWS.

Sunol will probably be driver
again next Tuesday at Stock
| ton.
A big eagle has taken up III
quarters near Poway, San deg
county. The people OF that Sec
ton say that the bird measures
fully twelve feet from tip to tip oi
wings.
Wi liam Smyth, Postmaster at
Stockton, die d at St. Helena, Napa
county. on NJ nday night. He
was well and favorably known in
many of the interior cities, as well
us in San Francisco.
The Red Bluff News says mum
Der of young cattle in the noun
tains near Deer Greek are dying OF
a peculiar ailmant. The mouth
bleeds, the throat is flooded with
blood and the animal becomes
clicked and dies A few horses
have already died Il the N lady.
In some parts Of the Colorado
deserts water boils up from
springs, which are surrounded by
circular hillocGs OF carbonate Of
lime, from four t. eight inches in
height, the material of which has
been deposited from the hDwin g
fluid. The latter is 50 highly
charged with G Is that it Is difficult
tok.ep corks in bottle, filed with
it.
The earthquake, says the Napa
Register was very severe in Sono-
ma. From = very small spring on
the road near town which had
previously been put little more
than a moist spot now gushes
forth a stream SO great that
bitches had to be cut to carry
away the water. In the artesian
wells there is a flow much greater
than formerly, the water sprout'
ing high in some places.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
The Bull Motor

The Verdi Mill Co. is disman-
telling the Bull "reciprocating
motor" which was built at great
expense to demonstrate that per
petuAl motion was possible, and
the Essex ice Co. is using it
for frewoDd. Eight men hing to
an arm Of the wheel, but couldn' I
start it. Bull is at Verdi, a little
disfgured, but still in the ring.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
Good Advice.

A few days ago a gaming man
interviewed Dolph Shane and
wanted to interest him in a new
continuance to work a poker deck
with. 1t was a string ana ratchet
contraptiOn worn on the sleeve,
warranted to hold all sorts of high
cards until wanted.
Shane examined the affair very
critically, and handing it back re-
marked.
Throw it away. 4 man who
would be taken in by such racket
as that would be fool enough to
loan you all the money you wanted
to beat him out Of"
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
OPTICAL COUNT OK FATE
FL IDS.
CTNTF OF NEVADA. COZ
of Ornnsby,

of Orms Soy, y II c,ev
Secretary of state and James D. TorreN-
son ATTY. General, being duty sworn
severaly say they are mem bers OF the
BOARD of Examiners of the State OF
Nevada; that on The 30th day of septem-
her. 1881. they lafter having ascertalned
from the books of the State Controller,
the amount Of money which should be
I'm the Tea ury) made an official eXaml-
nation and count of the money an
vouchers COR money in the State Urea
sury of NJ vada and found the same cor
rect, as follows:
Coin observation-disclosures. ....-.. sl6o,747 SO
Paid Coin VOUCHERS not r.
turned TO Controller, $500. s37.427 so
Total .... .......- $685. 60
STATE SCHOOL FUND SECURITIES.
Irredeemable Nevada State
school Bond .............-.. S3s' Uoo,oo
Nevada state Bord ...........- ls7 100000
United States Bon is, .......-...- 5oo.ooo,Uo
Total, Observation-Disclosures. sl,oo1,eoo,u
r. X. CoLCoRD,
o. II. GREY,
JAMES d. ToREysoS
SUBSCRIBED and sworn to before me
this LIST day of October, A. ID. 1891.
tSEAIl VIM. t. HASFoRD,
Notary Pubic, Ormsbv County, Nevada
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
Cider.

Doc Benton has leased several
orchards aud is concentrating
his attention TO the production Of
genuine apple cid-r fit for table use
or mince pies. It's the real anti
Gle and can be ordered at his
livery stable. o23f
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
For Sale at the Arlington.

Finest and largest line Of brier,
merschaum, wood pipes and cigar
holders in the State, also the best
and most extensive stock Of i'm
ported, Key West and domestic
cigars and the largest lot Of chew
ing and smoking tobaccos in this
market. s2S1w
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
A FOUL BLOW.
Struck at Nevada by California

4
The anti-silver resolution {
passed by the Bankers Convention
II California was dirty slap at
Nevada, which this State should
resent by some sort Of CONNER
cial retaliation.
Nevada has stood considerable
| of this work from California and
we should devise some means of
striking back.
The Central Nevedan in com
menting on the action of the con-
ventlon puts it thus tersely.
The pricipal interest of our State
was hit -oul blow in the house of
its friends, by men who have
grown wealthy and whose bust
ness has been almost created and
maintained by Nevada silver,
The President of the Convention
was Thos. Brown, Cashier of the
Bank of California the greatest
financial institution on the Coast.
and which is controlled by the
Sharon estate.
California has lost about all of
the mining business, with all that
it implies. and the Chamber of
Commerce admits that San Fran
cisco has lost 40 per cent. Of its
distrib sting trade and is still
losing. The merchants are now
Organizing a Traffic Association to
secure better railroad rates, when
to use the language OF a general
freight agent, r-cently here from
an Eastern point, "if an enterpris-
ing citizen Of Elko were to start a
flour mill and supply this section,
a committee would at once call
on the railroad officials in San
Francisco complaining that they
were losing trade because of this
mill and ask for better rates them
selves and discrimination against
the local euterpItse.'
In face of these facts, Califor-
mans have been specializing in
real estate, swapping jack knives.
until their assessment roll is Fl, g
hundred millions Of dollars more
than that OF the great State of Hill
OILS, and easily IN ore than double
that Of any one of thirty States Of
the Union. 1t is the most stu
pendous initiation Of values on the
continent today-it out aIgentines
| the Argentines. They are sewing
seed which will reap whirl-
wind. The day cannot much
longer be delayed when there will
come a crash which will break
the Golden State" wide open,
and no longer will Nevada bullion
pour in a rich stream to heal tbs
wounds.
Nevada is fast breaking away
from California; it's business is
heading East; after next year the
Palace Hotel will no longer be the
Capital Of our State. The bonds
which have joined the Silver State
to the Golden one, are fast being
severed, and the Bankers action
will hurry the good work along.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

It is ANNOUNCED that Parnell
made q will in favor Of Mrs. o.
Shea before he married her, but
that the marriage annulled the
will, and therefore he died lntes-
tate. Mrs. Parnell is entitled to
half the personnel and one-third OF
the real estate left by Parnell.
All kinds OF meats at Geo
Hark's.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
For Sale.

Holstein Bull, Duke Caledonia;
1924, H II. B. Sire Sam Miguel,
grand sire, Sir Harvey of Aggie;
dam, Little Nell Sd; entered
August 9th, 1890. Apply at ranch
in Jacks Valley II. Fulstone.
Postofllce address, Carson City,
Nevada. s301mpd
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

a Hard Finished Dwelling
House, corner lot 4S5xs5), good
location.
Building Lot, 85xS5, $3.50.
Building Lot, 50X200, on North
Carson Street, frontage on three
streets, 500.
l have cash purchasers for i'm
proved or unimproved Carson
street property.
j. D. kERsEY.
o22 Real Estate Agent
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
Notice.

We the undersigned will close
our respective places Of business
from and after the 23d of October,
at 7 o'clock P. NJ. except Saturday
at 8 P. NJ. GEO HARK,
UHL & LEONHARD,
OTTo t. Schulz.
j. ROSSER.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
Structure treated with phenom
In12


email success by a new method.
m12 DR.. Fox,
Wanted-By young Japanese,
a position as waiter in this city.
Apply at this office. o13
Lost-A gray saddle horse, sad
died and bridled, near Winters
Ranch. The finder will please re-
turn the same to John Sweeny or
Raycraft Bros. OF
ADvlCETo MOTHERS Wins
lows Soothing Syrup should always
be used for children teething. 1t
soothcs the child, softens the gums,
allays the pain, cures wind collie
and is the best remedy for diarrhea
Twenty five cents bottle.
Don't think glasses are only for
old people; it is a great mistake.
A glass becomes to the over burd-
ened muscle OF the eye as much
Of a neces sity as food to tie empty
stomach or cane to him who has
not the full power Of his legs. If
you have trouble with your eyes
see Dallas Dodd and have a pair
OF glasses accurately adjusted.
Difficult cases solicited from those
who have failed to secure sa'isfac-
ton elsewhere. Office at Ormsby
House parlors. All work guaran-
teed to give satisfaction or money
refunded ole
DR.. Fox treats all diseases of the
rectum, including hemorrhoids fiis-
tula, assures and ulcers, on modern
scientific principles and radically
cures without pain, without loss OF
blood and detention from bust
ness
Having secured the services of
the well known Carson shoemaker
Mr.. L. +. i,lorton, we are prepared
to do all custom work and repair
ing at short notice, and in a first
class manner. Jason s. Burlin-
game. o1O
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

DR.. Fox treats private, chronic
and nervous disea. 5 Of men, ner-
vous debility, IMPOTENCE. structure
and all other weakness OF man.
hood
LosT-A pair OF gold mounted
spectacles. The finder will please
leave the same at Geo. Twins
cigar store
Lost-A small pocket ledger and
order book of F. Chevalier & Co.
Finder will please leave the same
at Dempsey's saloon and receive
reward. 0l5
Found Apair Of gold trimmed
spectacles.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
ALL SORTS.

day OF all.
John Mackey is on the Com.
stock. Short 'em.
Horse, cart and harness for sale
Apply to Geo. Hank. oS
There is talk Of indicting the
"Solid Nine" in San Francisco.
The Carson High School Debat-
ing Society had an innings yestei-
day.
1t is now thought that young
Burlington will not lose the use Of
his eye as reported.
La Rosa, Dstingue, Virginia
and Conquercr cigars at the Arl-
ington cigar stand.
Before another fall the Gazette
expects to see Reno connect with
Virginia by an electric road.
And now an electric road from
Reno to Tahoe is talked Of Why
not one from Carson TO Glen
brook?
Land is 8 id to have doubled in
value in Mason Malley since it
has been decided to put up a
creamery there.
Orlando Jones, the hnmorest Of
the Bodie Miner, will shortly lee
ture in this city on The Delights
of lntemperance."
Anyone having new local gags
"of decided merit" will find u
market for them by calling on the
Carson minstrel company.
Miss Edith Howe, q popular
Carson young lady, departed on
Thursday evenings tain for Oak
land, where she will attend Mill 8
Seminary.
1t must be that all the trotters
competing at our District Fair are
now going on bite-shaped tracks
In California-they make 50 much
better time than they did here.
The Carson sportsmen propose
erecting a club house at Washoe
Lake, where the members who are
overtaken by storms can rest al
night with their horses. Good
idea.
There was a large attendance al
the Wheelmen's novelty dance
last evening. The APPEAL &C
knowledges the receipt of a com
plimentary ticket. The guessing
contest had not been decided up
the time of going TO press.
A man who is going about the
city trying to raise money to gel
to Topeka, Kansas, with a long
and pathetic story about his fam
lily troubles, etc, Is dead fraud
He worked the same game il
Santa Rosa and Stockton. He
calls himself Hopkins here, but
was Atwood and also Marshall il
California.
| Advices from IrelaLd indicate &
very lively movement in the black
thorn market. The factions arr
now gathering to war over the
| grave OF their dead leader, an,
the air will presently be filed wit
brickbats and shelalahs. The
death of Parnell seems to have
given the IIish valid excuse tt
fight with each other, and the,
have all embraced it. There il
now no special hurry for Irish lib
erty; the first thing on the carpe
. a good fight.
1t now turns out that Roswell
P. Fowler, running as the Tam
many candidate for Governor O
New York, sport coat Of arm
which he purchased a few year.
ago from ore Of the many Heral
dry colleges which have sprung III
in the East to cater to the vanit
of wea thy lunatics. The pictur
Of this is causing lots Of fun il
| New York, and the horney- fste,
Democracy is gradually letting G,
of this candidate. An Anne, ical
who purchases bogus coats o
arms ought not to be expected t
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

s,s.,t,zs, purF'u-r. ine rar W.
s;ipo,ied u, tie 49,. of wi,.es silsi"Ts
as.
ThanSfu 70 psst(. vars uo for q
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

Nevada. Grete7i for Hbera patron
heretofore bestowed, intend to mort ite con
puance bv air salin., good wnr masluh
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

Diseases OF woman a spe cialty
mI2 DR. Fox.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24
MORNING APPEAL
....OCTOBER "a
STOCKS.

Yesterday sales In the san
Francisco Stock Exchange:
uEsrERnAY'S AFTERNOON BOARD.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

Lost-A gray saddle horse, sad
died and bridled, near Winters
Ranch. The finder will please re-
turn the same to John Sweeny or
Raycraft Bros. OF
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1891-10-24

Wanted-By a young Japanese
a position as waiter in this city
Apply at this office. o13
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-15
TRINITY CLOSES WITH A SWEEP.

Hartford, Nov ID (spccial.-Trlnty closed the
football season to-day By victory over the Massa-
clusets Institute of Technology the home grounds
"Tcck, was outplayed from beginning to END, as inc
large score shows The game was called at 20
u. H. and within ten minutes Graves, by beauti-
M, run OF twenty-five yards, scored the first touch
down. from which he kicked goal. Score: 60 in
tovor NJ Trinity "Teck' tried in vain 10 break
Trnity's centre, and soon the ball was taken by
Trinity on four downs, and Hubbel made another
touchdown and Graves Kicked goal. Score l"-O
The only time that "Teck' had the ball near
Trnity's goal in the first half was when they re-
ceived twenty-five yards by foultackle BY Hail.
Thlry-minute halves were played. In the second half
.Tccks worked the criss-cross" successfully and by
long run by Smonds got Trinity's goal, but by
hard fighting they were kept from scoring. Graves
continued TO make runs of fifteen and twenty yards,
and once ran the whole length of the field, but
was Judged 10 have gone out OF bounds
Hubbcll made two more touchdowns in the last half
from which Graves kicked one goal and missed one.
Score go. NOblett took Bur0ws's place, VINO was
nrt in the second half Clinton also was hurt, and
Vast was substituted. Morris was disqualified Tor
slugeiDg; TaRtor took bis place.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-11-15
WoMAy,s PRESS CLUB ELECTS OFFICERS.


The New-Yorh womans Press Club held business
meeting at Its rooms, No. 81 West Eightcenthst.,
Yesterday afternoon, at which the annual election
took place. Mrs. J. c. Croly was reelected prssi-
dent, and Mrs. Margaret W. Ravenhin and Mrs.
Eleanor kirk Ames accepted the offices OF vio,-
presidents Among the other officers elected were
Miss Cynthia westover, corresponding secretary
Mrs. L. p Smell, treasurer. and Mrs Hgley, auditor.
The business that followed was the consideration OF
the bylaws which had been prepared by Mrs. Eliza
ArcharJ Conner the chairman Of the Executive Com
mittec.
"That they must be the epiome Of all that Is good
Mrs. Conner said laughngly in presenting them, VIII
be recognized by the fact that bfore they were CON-
piled tho bylaws consulted Of the Ohio Society
Sorosis, the Pro-Re-Nata' Of Washington, Roberts
Rules of Order and Cushing's Manual
To facilitate the work Of the club there are to be
standing committees on literature aud journalism, on
art and on progress. A resolution adopted by the
club following recent plea presented by Mrs. Candacc
Wheeler and Mrs. Elizabeth Custer in favor OF
erecting an apartment house for professional and bust
ness women was to the effect that the members would
do all In their power to encourage Its establishment,
IL having been demonstrated that such apartment
house was needed and would tend to foster coopera
ton and generous liberation among business aud pro-
fessonal women." The resolution was urged that
women interested should register their nam:s at No.
11o East Twenty -third-st
Among the members present were Mrs. ]. c.. Croly,
Miss Elizabeth G. Jordan. Mrs. Fanny Tucker Low,
Nrs. Eliza Archard Conner, Mrs. Ada Marsh, Mrs.
Eleanor Kirk Ames. Mrs. Margaret NJ Merrill, Miss
CYNTHIA WestOver, Mrs. Margaret w. Ravenhill, Mrs.
G. H. RosenfeId, Mrs. SMELL and Mrs. Alice H. wthcr.