The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-12-06

this law were carried out. There would be
fewer murders and no throwers Of muriatic
acid or vitrol II the honest AMI honorable
JuTymen would give the criminal taste Of
bis own treatment, crime would decrease.
and our morning pspars wouldn't reek with
histories Of murders and sins OF every de-
scriptioD.
HOW TO STOP SUICIDES.
And the suicidei Yes. am very conser-
vative in my ideas; did not endow myself
with life, and L have no right to take it.
We all love our bodies, or else We would not
dread what was going TO be done with them
after death. And one of the ways to stop
suicide would be to forbid to them any fun
eral, bury the body among criminals and
convicts. and let no man follow what re-
manned Of the murderer TO where he was
buried. Don't you remember that picture
in the Verestchagin collection where the
SepOys are tied to the mouths OF cannons
ana their bodies are to be blown in million
of pieces and cast to the windsi Do you
know why this was donei Why, those
brave English soldiers revenged the wrongs
of their womankind in this ways It was
because these men had no fear of death.
Shooting or stabbing meant nothing to
them, except they would go 70 some Mir
vana. But that their bodies should be mu-
tilated meant to them that they could never
enter paradise. Aud SO they were blown by
those blessed cannons to the east and the
west, and no fragrants of them could be
found and the little children and the women
were avenged; although after all that didn't
bring them back to life.
YOU CAN NEVER TELL. IT'S TRUE.
Bless us and save us, shall get the repu-
tation of wanting to make the world over if
dip into how the laws are TO be made and
who is TO grade punishments Still, YOU
never can tell what will come out of Naza-
reth. and even q woman who has large
devotion TO bonnets aud weakness for the
sweets OF this life may indulge in little
talk with some sense in il. BE good enough,
my friend, to find the sense.
THE MAN WITH A CAPE COAT.
There is no reason in the world why any
man who wants to mayn't wear coat with
a cape TO it. But for some unknown reason
the average woman objects to it, 1t seems
like taking one of her privileges; it seems to
give him kind Of girly look, and we don't
want our men to get girly. There ap-
peared a strong likelihood Of that at one
time; but think the embroidered night
gowns, the brilliant sash ribbons and the
speaking scarfs were laughed at so heartily
that much of tho girlishness has been de-
Quoted from the average young man. You
can't dress man up like fool and expect
him TO be a reasonable creature. Even put
a cape ana q nat on q Dog, anQ ne SHOWS he
has lost some of his selfrespect; and ne has
a slinky, miserable look. as if he would like
to 60 off and die for the very shame Of
it. Dress has great deal to do with the
making of men and dogs. You can put
ribbon on a canary bird. and the tiny thing
will enjoy it and consider itself as large as
peacock; but put ribbon on any dog of
self-respect and he will do anything in his
power to work it off. l don't think we
want men who are ring-bearers and adver-
tisers Of trousers that might be worn for
skirt dance, they are so wide; oh, dear, mol
THE MEN THE WOMEN WANT.
What we want is man who appreciates
the extreme value Of water, aud Of soap, Of
flannel wash cloths, and of big towels.
A man who wears his clothes as if they
grew on him, and has been made Of good
materials that are quiet in tone.
A man who makes his scarfs subservient
to his brains, and who doesn't wear either
pale blue or scarlet hybrids at his throat.
A man whose shirt is as immaculate as
his honor.
A man whose shoes shine as brightly as
his eyes.
You see what I mean. The nation longs
for well-dressed man, but it doesn't want
girly man. Isn't that sol ! am sure it Is,
And am sure that every woman in this
country agrees on this point with Bah.