The Portland daily press., 1891-07-23
at a nitv II is that h is face is all pimples

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what pity 1t is that his face is all pimples;
He'd be very fine looking if 'twasn't for that"
Said pretty Miss We're, with smile at the dim
pies
Reflected from under the nobby spring hat
As she looked at herself in the glass, softly sigh
ing.
That she had for the young man tender re-
gard,
There wasn't the least need of denying
for every one knew it. "His beauty is marred by
the frightful red blotches all over his face.
wonder if he couldn't take something to cleanse
his blood and drive them away?"
He heard what she said about his looks. 1t
hurt his feelings but he couldn't deny she tod
the truth He remembered friend whose face
used to be as bad as his. 1t had become smooth
and clear. He went to him and asked how the
change had been brought about. "Simply by
using Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery"
was the reply. "Take that, and I'll warrant you
to get rid of your pimples."
He did so.
His face became health and clear,
And next he'll be married to pretty Miss We're.
Dennis, the new ploughboy Ito the mule which
has insisted upon standing motionless for an
UOuTl-btBOETd! Uub yOI IuO ODobiudb0 UdolCs
Masther says It Is money makes the mare go, an,
after eatin dollar bill out o. me hand, divil an
inch has yez moved at all, at all!-Truth.
For the complexion use Ayers Sarsaparilla
1t brings blooming health to wan cheeks.
Hotel Clerk-You know the artist that was in
449 and killed himself. l am afraid we shall
have to charge up his bill to profit and loss.
Proprietor-Why, didn't he leave lot of
pictures?
Hotel Clerk-Yes: but they were not framed
Judge.
The proprietors of Ely's Cream Balm do not
claim it to be cure.all, but remedy for catarrh,
colds in the head and hay fever. 1t is not liquid
or snuff, is easily applied into the nostrils. 1t
gives relief at once SOC.
just JOkeI
Wollard-What do you mean by telling the boys
that you have had the lockjaw?
Polard-Just little joke of mine. You see,
couldn't find the lock last night, and my wife gave
me 1.-The jaw from the window above.-Lowell
Citizen.
The action of Carriers Little liver Pills Is
pleasant, mild and natural They gently stimu.
late the liver and regulate the bowels but do not
purge They are sure to please. Try them.
All the Fun Gone.
Edith-Wasn't Clara Comstock in love with
Charlie when he proposed to me?
Lou-No; she never wanted him. She was in
love with Brighton Beach.
Edith-Oh, dear mel never would have &C
cepted him IL had known that.
Equally safe for young or old, Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla cleanses the blood from all impurities.
Mr.. LOwdon-C adger-It is very pleasant, yeh
know, when one is twayeling in foreign country,
| yeh know, to-aw-meet some one who speaks
the same language as you do, doncherknow.
Miss Roundturn-Yes; but have you in all
your travels met any one who speaks such Ian.
guage as you speak?-Puck
l had catarrh Of the head and throat for five
| years. l used Ely's Cream Balm, and from the
| first application 1 was relieved. The sense Of
smell, which had been lost, was restored after
using one bottle. have found the Balm the only
satisfactory remedy for catarrh, and 1t has effect
ed cure in my case.-H. l.. Meyer, Wayerly,
NY.