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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-09-12
FINANCE AND COMMERCE.

New YORK, Sept. Ill Speciall-Ex-
change active and weak at 4s2H@4s5.
Commercial bills, 4sl4@4S4. Money
easy at 3@4X. closing offered at 2}6.
Sub-treasury balances-gold, SOC, ISL
600; currency, S25, 100000. Government
bonds dull and heavy-4s, III. State
bonds dull and steady.
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TRUsTEE's SALE oF VALUABLE resi-

'TNRUSTEE'S SALE OF VALUABLE RESIY
49, - donee lots IN the West End-By virtue of q
made by 1; b. Ferguson and j. Lyons Hutter to
inc Undersigned trustee, to secure to l.. Z. Hans
or SStu $40 part thereof, with interest from the
@ ;o ri February, $50, on the 2cth OF February,
the pa6 on w she n,s or Fi from
AIRY, 1872. and to secure to W. A. Carpenter tho
payment or two notes dated 2gth September, 1880,
each for SlSdt payable with interest in one and
Two years nom date, respectively; TO G. g.
booker, the payment OF two notes dated 29th
scptembcr, lS.M each for $lSiuaj, Dayable with
interest In one and two years, rcspcctiycly from
date; TO !. l.. Powell, the payment or two notes,
s si 4, s h,a day Of September 1870, each for
years,respcctfnIy, from date; and to +. Ii. Rorcr
inc me payment OF two notes, dated cath September,
date; and defunlt having been made in the pay
mcnt OF the sum OF siao with its interest, firss
above mentioned. and at the request OF the beno-
hciary, VIII sell nj public auction to the highest
c ciEae a II font Of the sonrho9se q Roanoke
i2n T.. NJ, those certain lots or parcels of land
yyi,ng In the western part OF said city, between
salem avenue and Norfolk and Western railroad,
immediately west OF Firtccnth street, and desig-
nhteu on the survey and map OF the Rorer land as
Nos J, $ ., 10 and H. in the northern part OF
section J., and described as follows:
beginning AT the southwest corner Of Jackson
avenue and tiltccnth street; thence with jackson
avenue north 81 degrees ~ minutes west PHI feet
to.he iihe ot the Magic Land Company; thence
with the line or the said company south IS de-
grees ~ minutes west l3a7 feet to an alley;
.nehce with said alley south 81 degrees 10 min
ut , cas- 2oSi feet to Fifteenth street; thence
Win Fifteenth street north Is degrees 10 minutes
east 10 feet TO the beginning.
TERMS OF SALE:2Cash sufficient to nav tho
cost OF executing this trust and 10 pay the anm OF
S-s1 WIN the interest due on the 10Th OF Fcbru
aty, ISL. saw s5i5; and rs to $40 with interest
rom the aJth or February iS.D, on the 2)th OF
rcprnary iS'f2 aud as to $7i66i, with interest,"
from from the S'th OF September, 1870, OH the 18th
ol september, lS'i; aud rs 10 STl66i with inter-
est from The S'th OF September, $500 on the nth
Oh September iSt2, and the balance, II any on
sucn terms a. the Erantors may prescribe, and IL
tncy fail To prescribe the terms for such balance
thch on siich terms n the trustee may think 1T
au.io-tds L. c. liANSBHOUGI Tlustec
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-09-12
LOCAL STOCKS.

The following quotations of Roanoke
and Southwest Virginia stocks are fur
nished by Won Hemert g. Co., bond and
stock brokers, Roanoke, Va.
BANK AND TRUST COMPANIES.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-09-12

International CIgarette Ma.

my, nationai cigarette Ma
chino Co....................
Morton Safety Heating Co. :.
kifc's Hydraulic Engine Co. {.
Roanoke Black Marble Co. i.
Roanoke Gas and Water Co. 1.
Universal Electric Railway
Signal Co., Richmond. 49,.
BONDS.
Norfolk City. 5s, NJ. II NJ.
Buena Vista City Gs, NJ n. 1921
Salem Furnace Co., LIST NJ. Gs
Graham Furnace Co.. LIST III. tis
Bucna Vista Iron Co., LIST III.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-09-12

Il OF trust executed to- me by r. l.. Bandy.
prances ); Bandy' Joel 7. Bandy and Ballard i :
SANDY, dated the nth day OF May, $50 and re-.
corded in the Clerks Office of the lustinys
Court OF tho city Of Roanoke, IN deed book &.
page l6i IN trust to secure to the Ira icr's Loan
sum OF Sl.iSO evidenced by the three negotiable
notes notes OF even date with said deed OF T. l..
Bandy, Joel II. Bandy and Ballard Y. handy
cach III The sum OF S53.S3, payable with interest
from date, in three months. ono year and two
yc rs respectfully from date. to the order of the
raiders Loan, Trust and Deposit Company M
inc commercial National Bank OF Roanoke VA
ana default having been madc in the payment OF
II portion or tho second of said notes NJ the re-
quest OF the beneficiary In said decd shall sell
TO the highest bidder, Mt public auction in front
OF me courthouse In he city OF Roanoke Vn
on ru ESDAY, the asnd Dali OF SEPTEMBER,
1871, ut IL O'CLOCK NJ. those three certain lots
or parcels of land situated in the city OF Roanoke
VA. known as lots H. IL and IL In section / ns
SHOWN ny the map Of tho Belmont Land ompany.
IE~MS: Cash sufficient to pay cost OF sale
including trustees commission as provided for
IN said deed OF trust. and TO pay the sum OF Sl5i,
the purchaser To assume the payment OF one
note OF S593.3:, due on the nth day or Nav lSl3
with interest from the nth day of MAY islO
balahcc ON such terms ~ will he made known
on the day OF sale. E. f. COLE Trustcc
uun2i.tls -' -'"S'NN'
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That CnYe Again.

When the workmen engaged in dig
ging a ditch for the gas main on Fourth
avenue n. o. yesterday evening put off a
blast they discovered fissure in the
rock which opened up into considera.
bic cave. This is near the same spot
where the recent cavern revealed what
promised TO be largo cave, and was cx-
plored few feet by two boys. One of
the workmeh who is familiar with the
ground told TINES reporter that all
along under Fourth street was q perfect
honcycomb of such caverns.
Are you in need of good shoes? II so.
before making your purchases else
where, call and examine goods and
prices at j w. Wonders & Co, the
Mammoth Shoe Store, los Commerce st.
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$500 Reward J

WE will pay the above reward for any case of Lives
Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Headache IndIg Con
stipation or Costiveness we cannot with Vests
Vegetable Liver Pills. when the directions strictly
complied with. They arc purely Vegetable, and neva
fnil to give satisfaction Sugar Coated. Largo boxes
containing 50 Pills. rs cents. beware OF countereits
anu limitations. The genuine manu- tnctured only hY
THE JOHN C. WEST COMPANY. CHICAGO. ~.
Sold by the Roanoke Drug Company
Campbell street. lsn23.1y
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1891-09-12

NOW Is THE TIME e to ct yourself n %sa in
paired, appetite poor, kidneys and liver torpid,
nnu the whole system out OF order. Take Or,
LEGS LaverkesulatOr.T Trial bottles fee AZ
Fox s. Christians.
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TRUSTEES SALE.

The celebrated ''Southcrn Vicy Farm, os for
James NJ: Byavc. i'll Washington county. Vir-
Elnia VIII be sold ut public auction OCTOBER
500 acres 600 river bottom) Limestone. blues
grass land, highly improved; very productive and
nerE ot autiinl Part of bluegrass sod not
residence AID grounds improved and at
lract'vc: magnificent scenery; railroad, telegraph
ana telephone facilities. Surrounded by schoul,-
anu colleges and as good society as virginia-
Barns for $40 cattle
No such property ever before offered publiclv
IN this region. f'
For par, cnlars apply to
ecpt2. twks ah;r,.,.,
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TRUSTEES SALES.

INRUSTEE'S SALE.-DY VIRTUE OF A
deed or trust executed to me on the LIST day
OF May, 1871, by T. Francis Barrett. to secure to
Moses Rosenberg and Mrs. NJ. NJ Kelly the pa "
mcnt OF SSa evidenced BY one certain n e?
tiaoic note made by T. Francis Barrett I'm favor
OF Moses Rosenberg and Mrs NJ NJ Kclly
ana payable In sixty days from MAY the lat. ISL
nt tuc Cltlzcns National Bank OF Roanoke Va
whereas default having been made in tho payment
OF SAID note, and being requested SO TO do 6y the
Denchciaries, shall proceed to sell at public
a nI In 'front.' OF the premises WEDNESDAY,
O'CLOCK =. NJ, all that certain lot or pa, eel OF
iand situated In the city OF Roanoke IN
bounded and desc ibcd as follows: Beginning m
rue northwest corner OF Harrison and Wood
e. n1, 'ncnec with Wood street north degrees
cast w Icct to point; thence north IS degrees
west iM'eS feet to point; thence south degrees
west l0o feet to Harrison street; thence south 81
ocr 4, 6 cast l",eS feet 10 place of beginning
IEhMS OF SALE: Cash sufficient to pay Tor
executing this trust and u trustees commission
OF legal per cent and to pay or and discharge the
saiu note or S2,Ss also $T1 40 accrued interest
10 duhc q. 1871. the purchaser to assume the nav
mcnt OF Sl,0O to the Roanoke Land and Improve
ment Company by G. A. Koblcy. the original
vendee OF the said company, S5UO of the said
Si'Zuo 10 become due and payable on the 9th day
OF June, 1891, and 800 on the 21th day of June
1913; interest on the said 81 200 to be paid an.
hv ny o,s9 inc assumption OF 800, as evidenced
gearing uatc or January ~, 1891, in the sum of
SZm cact, made by VI. Rosenberg ami Mrs NJ NJ
keily In favor OF G. A. Kobiey and PAYABLE nj the
ptst NATIONAL Bank OF Roanoke. Va, In ono
psiancc' II any, to he paid In one year from date
Oh SAFE anu To he properly secured.
, ms Is one OF tho best residence properties In
East Roanoke, being beautifully situated and
j. a. PAGE, Trustee
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'JNRCSTEE'S SALE.-BY VIRTUE OFADEEn
OF trust executed to me by Josiah Friend
ana Marion s.. his wife, and Waller T. Hum and
Lucy ~, his wife, dated the nth day OF Nav.
iS" ana recorded In deed book AZ, page o. In
inc clerks office of the Hastings Court of the
noke Land and Improvement Company tho nav
meht OF tho sum or Sl,1t2.5N payable in three
equal annual instruments of $:3SI so each with i'm
tcrest at the rate OF six per ccntum per annIm
payable annually.
Aud default having been made In the PAYMENT
or the first OF said instalmonts and the ittyrest
payable annually rs aforcsaic, and having been
required ny tho Roanoke Land and Improve mont
Company so to do, will omcr for sale to tho
6ighest bidder at public auction, in front OF the
FRIDAY, THE and DAY OF OCTOBER.
iS'l AT ~ NJ, tie following tracts or parcels or
land lying In the City Of Roanoke Virginia. md
described MS follows. to wit:
beginning Mt point ON the southwest corner
VI na nuta , and Page streets, thence with
.. o-'o teet to point, thcuce still with Page
street south degrees west 1863 feet to IlarrisSn
street, thence with Harrison street north 81 de
Gr.es west $40 feet to kimhall avenue thence
win himball avenue north Il degrees cast 2Sa g. 10
iect To Rutherford street, thence with Rutherford
street south Ss degrees east l0T 7-iO feet TO the
point OF beginning, containing io,li2 4 10 SQUARE
fcct. more or less.
TERMS: Cash as to enough to discharge all
costs anu charges attending tho execution of
10 the k0anukc Land and Improvement Com
pany, being the first lnstalment OF $:,S1 80 with
interest ON St,lt2.5O from the 18th day OF Nav
lSW uhtil payment; and also II trustees commits
SION 81 nvc per ccntum, the balance To bo made
payable In three equal annual inslalments I'm
one, two and three years from the date OF sale -
DC secured by deed or trust upon the property
scptJ 'us JOS. |. DORIAN, Trustee.
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his property will he sold subject to four ME
chahic,s liens aggrcgating S355.N.
augl6-tds. ia PAGE Trns,o,
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The sale OF the above property IL postponed
until Friday, the nth day OF September, ISM VT.
emptorily. IIIOS. w. MILLER
nng30-tds I'rus,ee
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30

A gentleman in Deering has a pet toad
that lives under plank walk in his yard.
At about the same time every evening the
toad comes out to hunt for his food and
the gentleman to enjoy his after supper
smoke.
He describes the toad's method of getting
supper, and says that, though seemingly 50
sluggish, in some respects it is the quickest
animal in the world. He has frequently
seen it capture a fly so quickly as to deceive
the eye. He has looked straight at fly
that had approached within two inches of
the toad and suddenly the fly disappeared
so quickly that the eye could not follow its
movement. The toad darted out its needle
like tongue, from two and one-half to three
inches long, and drew the fly into its
mouth. This he was able to perceive by
subsequent and closer inspection. A fly
is very quick, but a toad's tongue is quick
er. A worm placed within an inch or two
of the toad's mouth would disappear in the
same way. A very slight movement of the
toad's head could be seen and faint
glimpse Of the worm, enough to tell its
direction, but the tongue was invisible
Whether it pierces its victim, or winds
around IL, or sticks to it the gentleman
can't determine. Portland Press.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
THE WATER FRONT


The steamer Michigan arrived early
last evening With freight from Portland.
The Anna NJ. Pence brought in a cargo
Of hay and oats from Edison consigned to
A. Hamilton & Co.
The Umatlla arrived from San Fran
cisco yesterday morning, with 10000
pounds of freight.
The yacht Aquilla steamed out Of the
harbor yesterday forenoon, steering in the
direction of Seattle.
The j. r. Mcdonald brought in the
freight transferred from the Haytian
Republic 70 this point.
The steamers arriving were the Sehome
with 55,3U pounds; the Cascade, 600;
Eyangel, 400; Dispatch, 700; City of
Seattle, l4,0O0, and the Premier.
The Ocean dock warehouse was com
pletely filled with freight yesterday morn
Ing, and there was consequently great
activity about the docks during the day.
Freight for the following parties is ly-
Ing unclaimed at the Ocean dock ware
house: ID. l.. Morrell, Mrs. Febryont,
Mrs. Clifford, ii. Gest, +. M. Perkins,
Ben Hadelx, Mrs. Atkinson, Heacock' s
Mill, A. C. Grlggs, M. Crosby, j. Hayden,
w. Hanna, j. L. Fleming, w. Harvey, f.
c. Burlingame, j. II. Bishop, C. Kessards.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
REAL ESTATE FERS

The following are the real estate trans
fers recorded up to o'clock yesterday,
furnished by the abstract office of Petit
bone Bros:
5 Nelson to A Rasmussen, nl5 of eJ5 of
81 OF sea Of ne4 of sec l, tip 80, Pc;
$500.
II A Douglas and wife to C r Moore,
half int in foil n14 of So of lots q to 80,
blk "a, Sumas: $50.
M p Zindorf and wife to Lawrence,
lots to A. blk 8; lots to 20, and % to As,
blk 6, lots 10 to 20, blk 8, Grand View add
to Fairhaven; s., 100
United States to III Tarnow, swI4 sec
"a, Up 81, r 6e; 800.
NJ Iverson and husband to l. Noodle,
lot 6, sec q, lot 2, and sel4 Of ne4 and wiz
of nell of sec "a, tp 80. r 4 g: 81, 100
n Russell and ID Thomas, lot 10, blk
3l3, b b & Il C RR, first add to New
Whatcom; 500.
A | TrYsgStad ct al to A JohT son, 30. 80
acres in sec II, tp 80, r 5 g; IS.
Il Williams and wife to + Holland, lots
l and 2, blk 81, Fairhaven; $500.
M + Hanks to l. f Harris, und 9-5 nj
of sw4 OF nw14 Of sec 33, tip 80, r 8; 1892.
n w Nelson TO j c Jensen, lots "a and
%, blk 1l5, SedrO; $50.
M A j Richardson ct al to Il Il Lean
ing, lot 7, blk IS, Whatcom; $3.50.
III Tarnow to X Mansfield, swl4 of sec
"a, tip 81 + 6; $3.50.
l. Ceebee ct al to NJ Slade, lots Q and
10. blk 27l, Whatcom; $500.
Same to same, same premises; SIS.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30

Whatever you do, don't wear "tacky"
travelling dress. Tackyf Why tacky-is-
Well It Is the only word that expresses 1t
whether IL can be found in an unabridged"
or no. II is dress so far down the road of
wear and tear that It's respectabilty Is
shaky, supplemented-sort of tackled on.
So many women think an old dress IL
good enough 10 travel in" 1t Is mistake.
An old dress may do very well TO wear
among friends or where one IL well known,
but 1t Is not a desirable standard by which
TO have the opinion Of a stranger gagged.
However unassailable the worth and 80
cial position Of a woman may be In her
home circle, she becomes a nonentity In
travelling. She retains but two claims TO
respect and attention. One Is that she Is a
woman and the other IL her personality.
1t does not take long or very close observa-
ton 10 discover that, somehow, personality
Is much more powerful claim than the
simple fact OF belonging TO the gentle sex.
Her best friend and her worst enemy
among entire strangers Is her personal APP
pearsnce. PITY It's, tits true" II she
doubts II let the woman with the "old
dress" look about her.-Chicago Herald.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
Steele's Remains.

Sir Richard Steele was buried in st.
Peters church, Carmarthen, in September,
1923, In a vault which already contained the
remains of two members of his wife's
family; but it has only just come to my
knowledge that few years ago this vault
was opened, and all that remained of the
famous essayist was seen by various per-
sons. The facts in this letter were supplied
to me by Mr.. T. f. Brigstocke, Of Carmar-
then, an eye witness.
In July, 1870, workmen were taking up
the flags In the Consistory court at st.
Peters in order that they might be leveled
before being covered over with encaustic
tiles-an improvement paid for by Mr..
Davies, who at the same time erected a
tablet in Steele's memory-when, 1t seems,
one of the men accidentally fell with the
under bricking into the Scurlock vault,
and thus caused the uppermost coffin
Steele's-which was already very rotten,
to 90 to pieces. Other coffins-those Of the
Scurlocks-were observed underneath.
The then vicar, on hearing Of the dis
covery, had the skull removed to the yes
try and caused small leaden coffin, in
scribed with Steele's name, to be made for
it. This small coffin containing the skull
was then put back In the vault, the re
mainder of the skeleton being, 1t is said,
put near it, and the whole was closed up.
The skull, which is described as rather
small, was well preserved, and some Of the
teeth still remained.
There were some grizzly locks of hair,
tied down under the remains of a periwig
with a silk band running back from across
the forehead. The wig had a tail some six
inches long, with black ribbon bow at
tached to it.
These particulars are somewhat grue-
some, but it is a satisfaction to find that If
Steele's remains-like those of Milton,
Swift and others-have not had the good
fortune to remain undisturbed, they at
any rate were disinterred by accident and
not from idle curiosity, and that every
proper respect was paid to them by those
under whose observation they Cameo.
A. Aitken in London Atheneum.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
LAKE PADDEN ROAD
Notice to Contractors to Submit
Bids

Sealed bids will be received until 1870
o'clock p. m. of the 9th day OF September A.
ID. DlS9l, for the improvement of certain
streets and strips of right of way, as shown
In the notice entitled, Notice Of Intention
to Improve Road TO Lake Padden," published
in the Fairhaven HERALD, August 18th. A. ID.
1891.
The survey, map, profile and estimate of
the entire cost of said improvement are on
file in the office of the undersigned for in
All bids must be made on blanks furnished
by the undersigned. Each bid must be ac-
companled by certified check for one
hundred dollars, payable to the order Of the
undersigned; which check will be returned
to the bidder, unless forfeited as hereinafter
provided. Should the successful bidder fail
TO comply with the terms of this notice, his
check viii be forfeited and his bid rejected,
The successful bidder will be required to eX-
ecute In quadruplicate contract with spec
ihcations and bonds of the form prescribed
by the council OF the City of Fairhayen. The
bonds TO be two In number, each for. ten
thousand dollars Tor such less amount as the
council may hereafter Determined, one pay
able to the State of Washington, and the
other to the City of Fairhaven; said contract
to be executed, bonds furnished and work
commenced within such time as the council
may determine. Each bid must be signed by
the bidders with full name and addresses;
where firm bids, the name of the firm and
each of its members must also be given
Bids must be enclosed in "A sealed envelope,
Endorsed, Bid for Construction of Lake
Padden Road" No bid will be allowed to be
Withdrawn for any reason whatever, after II
has been deposited with the undersigned
The city reserves the right to reject any on
all bids.
Dated this the 2sth day of August, A, D.,
1891.
lsEAL, ID. DAUS EGAN,
City Clerk OF the City of Fairhaven.
1904
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
Rssors aud Home Shaving.

Been shaving yourself, sirf" asked the
barber In tone offensively patronizlng.
Yes. How could you tellf"
"Oh, that's easy enough. can follow
your tracks. Your neck shows IT,"
Well" said apologetically, feeling as
n had committed a crime, "the trouble IL
can't keep my razor In order"
The barber smiled In that superior man
ner BARRIERS have, and said nothing for a
few strokes
How do you keep n razor In order"
asked with humility, whereupon seeing
himself approached with becoming respect,
The barber delivered the following extern
pore address on the subject Of caring for
razors
1T would take you long time TO under
stand the razor" said he, as II deciphering
hieroglyphics were child's play In compari-
son. In the first place, you must learn 10
hone your razor. See," and he drew forth
tsnderly white, smooth stone, and apply
ing 10 II the fiat blade moved IL diagonally
back and forth with n scientific motion
Then he laid the keen edge against his
thumb nail and made an observation.
Now it's right" he said trfumphantly,
''just alike from end 10 end, but IT'S hard
10 get II 20. You would spoil that edge
with half dozen strokes.
THE next thing IL 10 know how 10 strop
your razor when you've got the edge night.
And the hard part OF that IL TO keep your
strop in order. Look at this one" ttwc
broad straps Of leather and canvas used al
ternately) Notice how soft they are
That Is because I keep them oiled Just
enough. 1 pay dollar for brand new
strcp, and six months later ! would no,
sell It for two dollars, because I've had tho
trouble Of breaking it in. Irs the SANE
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1891-08-30
She Won't Acknowledge 1t

''There are some things a woman
won't confess to-" said a fair lady of
this city to a HERALD man the other
day.
"What are they?" he asked.
well" she replied, with a sweet
smile, "I'll tell you"
She won't admit that she laces
tight.
That her shoes are too small foI
her.
That she is ever tired at ball.
That she paints.
That she is as old as she looks.
That she has been more than five
minutes dressing.
That she has kept you waiting.
That she bushes when a certain
persons name is mentioned.
That she ever says a thing she
doesn't mean.
That she is fond OF scandal.
That she ever talks about her
neighbOrs.
That she ever says that Mrs. So
and-sO is not a bit better than she
ought to be.
That Miss Blank is immodest, and
il she doesn't look out, etc, etc.
That Miss Smith thinks she can sing,
but of, etc, etc, etc.
That if that thing who thinks he is
a masher only knew what the girls
think Of him-phew.
That she will never get married,
since there is not man good enough
for her, and
That she-of all persons in the world
should be in love.
Then she goes and marries the first
fellow that asks her.