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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03
It's Excellent Qualities

Commend to public approval the Cali
fornia liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs.
1t is pleasing to the eye and to the taste,
and by gently acting on the kidneys, liver
and bowels, it cleanses the system effect.
ually, thereby promoting the health and
comfort of all who use it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

CLEMENT, WILLIAMS & Co., the lead
ing furniture men of Milwaukee, have
made ample preparation for the fall trade.
Such variety of new styles and such low
prices were never found before.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

Cur OuT.-Mr. De Cutter "Why this
sudden. coolness, Cla----I mean Miss
Beauty? A few days ago you allowed
me to infer that had at last won your
favor and perhaps --'' Newport
Belle-"That will do, Mr.. De Cutter.
A new yacht has arrived in the harbor,
and it is ten feet longer than yours. -
Good Ners.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

THESE are the days when the tramp
and the pumpkin are both getting very
seedy.-Bdltinor american.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS Teacher
"What was the title of the chief magis-
trate of Venice?" Tommy Tuf-"The
Dapo p'-Puck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

''THE hotter people feel toward each
other the cooler they act. "-Atc1tason
GZObe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

Great Nerve FestOrer. No fits after first daysuse
Marvellous cures Treatise and trial bottle free to
Fit cases. Send to DIR. Kline 931 Arch ST., Phila Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

CHICAGO is excited because four mes
senger boys have been missing for the
last week. Perhaps they are answering
calls in the suburbs Washington Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

"THE bee lulls himself to sleep in the
buzz'em of his family. "-Boston Courier.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word?
Each week different three-inch display
is published in this paper. There are no
two words alike in either ad., except One
word. This word will be found in the ad.
for DR.. Harter's Iron Tonic, Little Liver
Pills and Wild Cherry Bitters Look fol-
"Crescentn trademark. Read the adj
carefully, and when you find the word send
it to them and they will return you book,
beautiful Autographs and sample free.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

The best cough medicine IS Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

JACK (sadly)-"One call I made last
nj ght night cost me So" Tom (happi-
ly)-"And one I made cost me dia-
mond ring."=Neau York Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03
Bicycle Removal sale.

A discount on ali makes of safety bicy-
Giles of Is per cent. to 35 per cent. if bought
before P. II. Sercombe moves into his
mammoth new cycle store, 355 and 357
East Water Street, Milwaukee. Wis. Re-
moval October /. Agents wanted in every
town
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03
Estahlished 1865.

,-o.sos Cents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves
pLeHSnTS y,ed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
at 2S B ss1d M oT Ges M
SIMMER YACHTING. - Skipper - elias
1ot boat in front of US gone about ?"
4 Tnir Passenger-"Yes, about mlle."-
Judge.
A Full Line
,7,rriture, carpets, draperies, glassware
u etovps McCallUm House Furnishing
S gu 914 to 22O West Water Street.
COLUMBUS thought the earth was round,
And later could so swear;
For in his dealings with the world.
He didn't find it square;
Baltimore American
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

is taken internally, and acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the SyS-
tenn. Send for testimonials, free. Sold by
Druggists, 75c.
FL CHENEY & CO.. Props. Toledo, O.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

q aoscc hearing Of the European fame of DR.. LA
IAUJCO, Dues Periodical Pills Paris, France, estab-
shed Europe 1885, induced to bring them to the no.
tice of the Milwaukee ladies' and the praise floating
from the lips Of many ladies soon sold for Us
to buy them largely. We positively guarantee these
pills to act directly the menstrual system that they
pppressions, distractions and arrangements SEMI
anywhere, prepaid in plain sealed envelope 81 =
the public and trade only by HUNTER DRUG COM
PANY Wholesale and Retail, IS Grand Ave. Milwaukee,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

A GREAT many of the European peas
ants think that it's pretty rocky for
them to be cut off from their rye
Richrnnnd Times
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

Howsdoes he feel Pile feels no
desire to go to the table and
grumbling, fault-hnding, over-nice--
ty about what is set before him when
he is there-August Flower the
Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

How does he feel Pie feels
after spell of this abnormal appe-
tite an utter adherence, loathing>
and detestation of food as if a
mouthful would kill hin-August
Flower the Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

BETTER late than never-Husbands.-
Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

For the largest watermelon
on either side the ferry,
We viii give a years substitution
And free obituary.
Atlanta Constitution.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

How does he feel?-He has If
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. 9
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

IT is better to be right than to be left.
Dallas Meas.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03
SEND
FOR
SAMPLES.
Gimbel Brothers
Dry Goods
Milwaukee
YOU
WANT
CLOTHING

SEND to The Streissguth
Clothing Company, sd and
State Sts., Milwaukee, new,
powerful and modern con-
Germ, occupying magnificent
quarters, two blocks directly
east of Exposition Building.
Visit us. Strictly reliable.
One price only. Remarkably
successful to date. Goods
sent on approval anywhere.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03

How does he feel?-He feels at
times a gnawing, voracious, insati-
able appetite, wholly unacceptable,
unnatural and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Flower the Remedy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1891-09-03
:. August.
Flower

How does he feel ?-He feels
cranky, and is constantly expert
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the
cooking, the dishes, the hours, and
manner Of his eating August
Flower the Remedy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25

you've heard of that burglar under the
bed" said Mrs. Westside to the New York
World. well. I've just had the greatest scare
of my life. I've been looking for that burglar
under the bed ever since | was a school girl,
and my grown children long ago Joined in the
hunt"
And you found him at last?"
Wait-Pl tell you. The other day went to
visit to some friends in Washington. | stopped
at the home Of couple OF old maids-the
incest people in the world you know-who had
recently bereft of loved relative He had died
in the house. During the evening the converse
tion naturally turned upon the character and
lastiilness OF this man It was only a casual
conversation. Nothing was remarkable about
it, and the subject was quickly lost in the flood
or other talk. We sat up late, and when we
arose 70 retire one OF the girls laughinely in
quired whether was afraid to sleep a one.
Because said she, we have no man about
the house now. If you are the least bit timid
you can sleep here, though the best room is
ready for you
Dear me- said |. I'm not child. and
was shown up 10 handsome bedroom
You know I'm net a bit afraid of man. I'm
more afraid without one. I'm not at all super
stitious-wouldn't be afraid to raise an umbrella
in my room, to walk under ladder or through
graveyard. began to disrobe without cere-
mony as soon as my friend babe me good night.
Her last remark recalled the conversation about
the man who died there, probably in this very
room, thought, looking acknowledgements in
this bsd.' But even if had been certain of
Inab Inc fdcC WOULDN'T nave disturbed rest.
Sc went on with my preparations. Before
jumped into bed and turned cut the gas did
just what had done from girIhood-threw up
the overhanZiDg coverlet and looked under the
bed for that burglar.
"Heavensl The sight that met my eyes
fairly froEe my blood 1 was rooted to the spot
with horror.
1.-THE long expected burglarY No. At that
moment would have welcomed the most les
psrate burglar who ever lived. l would have
embraced him. l saw long, cloth recovered
box, with brass drop handles on the side and
studded with brass headed tacks along the
edges.
Il was so frightened, so utterly astounded
couldn't scream, or l SHOULD have yelled loud
enough to rarse the neghborhood, Fortunately
heard footstep at that moment and a tap on
the door. It was the other sister come to bid
me good night.
"Good graciousr she exclaimed, seeing nv
white face. What IN the world
"I-I-oh, dear! AS soon as could find
my tongue. Why do you k--k-keep that CO
cof-coifin under the bsd?''
She burst into a hearty laugh Running
quickly to the bed she pulled the thing out il
was a dress-box. We sat down on the fioer
and laughed together. 1 thin5 cried don't
care. 1t would have scared Lnule Even after
knew what it was l couldn't sleep soundly
single night while there for dreaming it was a
coffinl'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
A Famous speculator Retires.


One Of the most widely known SPECTATORS
in grain and provisions in this country was
b. T. Hutchinson of Chicago, better known
as "Old Hutch" Some wonderful stories
have been told in the newspapers about his
financial operations. His career as a specu-
lator is ended. And he does not retire with
the great fortune that he was credited with
having. For twenty years, according to
the statement Of his son, he has been vast
ing his accumulations During all that
time, however, the Chicago public was led
to believe that he was growing steadily
richer.
In 1870 his estimated wealth was $50 ,000,-
600. He has been losing it at about the rate
Of 100000 q year. If his son had not
interfered and threatened to have guard
ian appointed to take care Of him and the
remnant Of his fortune he would have been
a beggar, probably, before he died. 1t is
estimated that he has about 81. 00O, 600, which
is enough to keep him out of thu almshouse.
it is thought that the old speculator is
not in his right mind. His queer actions
led hisson to investigate his affairs, and
the son was startled to find that the greater
part of bis fathers magnificent fortune had
disappeared. His wife as we'll as his son
became alarmed, and they forced him to
give up business altogether.
He had the satisfaction of making a vast
fortune. The losing of the greater part of
it, however, must have been bitter ex-
perience, because he not only took pleasure
in accommodating money, but also in holding
on to it. IL is a question whether
it would not be for the bsst interests
of society If all the great fortunes were dis
tributed about as fast as they were made.
Fortunes of many millions each give too
much power to a few men. They are
source Of danger, because, besides being
productive of evils of one kind and another,
they tend to make the masses of the people
dissatisfied.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
Nopody's Duty.

1t doesn't seem to be anybody's duty to
try to find and arrest those who commit
crimes in this county outside of the city.
As far as we know no officer of the county
has undertaken to discover and arrest the
two men who attempted to murder Henry
Fehrenkamp. the keeper of store at Wood
VILE. and his clerk, on Friday night, for the
purpose Of robbing the store
1t seems that the sheriff does not think it
his duty to search for the criminals because
there is no money provided for that pur-
pose. OF course it is not the duty Of the
police, because their Jurisdiction does not
extend beyond the CITY.
Unless the oitiEens in the vicinity OF the
place where the crime was committed take
it upon themselves to hunt for the criminal
they are in no danger of being punished for
their crime. All they have to do is to keep
away from Woodville. Indeed, it is not
certain that it is necessary to keep away
from there to insure their safety.
With this lack of response ility for the en-
forcement of the criminal laws a murderer
or a robber or any other criminal is not in
much danger Of being brought TO justice
in this county. Who is to blame for this
condition OF affairsi There must be blame
somewhere, for surely there ought to be
very vigorous effort made to apprshend
criminals. The safety of life and property
demand it. Is it the duty of the county
commissioners to provide fund for the ap-
prehension of criminals9
The commissioners say that it isn't, but
that they are always willing to pay any
proper claim for hunting and arreshng
criminals Under the circumstances, the
question which presents itself is this:
Ought not the law be 80 amended as to
make 1T the duty OF some one to hunt for
aud arrest those charged with crime, and to
provide for the cost of such servica2
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
The Feather Among Us

! The deep interest taken IN foreign mis-
sions and the little effort that is mnde to
/ introduce religion into the homes Of those
/ living within the sound Of church bells is
one Of the things which thinking people
/ have never yet been able to fully under
stand. Are not the souls Of these whom we
meet every day just as precious and ju,t as
well worth saving as those OF the saveges in
! far of Africa7 Is NOT their conversion
matter Of as much importance as the con-
version Of the Buddhist Of China or Indiai
There is not protesting christian who will
not answer these questions in the affirma-
tive. and yet for some reason or other homo
missionary work is neglected for that in
foreign lands
Last Sunday Bishop Potter preached
sermon in New York city at the Church of
the Heavenly Rest which has attracted
great deal of attention. Among other
things he said that in one section Of that
city there are 1o4, 600 people and church ac-
commodation for only 1000, and there
seems to be no disposition to increase the
number Of churches, although it is certain
that many congregations could be gathered
into churches in that locality by the right
kind Of missionary effort The bishop said
that there was a district in his
diocese containing many thousands Of per-
IONS who appeared never to have heard of
Jesus Christ except when his name was
uttered in blasphemy. And these people
are not foreigners, nor the children of for
eigners. Their fathers and grandfathers
were Americans. They are heathens, but
no religious denomination thinks it worth
while to carry the gospel to them. And
whyl That is a question which Bishop
Potter would like to have answered
There is not city in this country in
which there is not a big field for missionary
work-a field that is virtually unoccupied.
majority of the people do not hear the
gospel preached, and If those who do not
hear it wanted to they could not, because
there are no church accommodations for
them. With proper effort, however, most
OF them could be brought into churches
which they would build and support. If
there were more sermons like that of Bishop
Potter deeper interest would be taken in
home missionary work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
New Years Cheer for Charles Au-
guStus.


Michigan avenue grocer had good run of
customers yesterday morning. considering that
it was New Years day, and was In excellent
humor when he turned his attention to re-
spectacle appearing. plainly dressed man with
his left arm in q sling.
May trouble you" said the man. politely.
advancing TO the counter, ito give me a bill in
exchange Tor IS in silveri"
"OercRiney, answered the obliging grocer
opening his till and taking out q SIS greenback
The man with one arm in sling placed q
number of silver coins on the counter and,
handing the grocer an envelope said:
''Wil you be kind enough to put the bill into
this for me, want to mail it?'
The grocer rejoicing in the thought that he
was doing q cripple, a good turn. did as re-
quested, and raked in the silver which the
stranger pushed toward him.
Counting it over be discovered that the pile
contained only 81 rs.
Here. he said, good naturedy, you are rs
cents short"
The stranger was evidently much surprised
He placed the envelope on the counter and
hastily rummaSed through his pockets, without
bringing to light any additional curr sncy
That's queer" he calculated impatiently
II just received it from a friend who lives
around the corner He evidently made mis-
take, and did not count the money over. You
keep this envelope while / go back and have
him make it right"
He pocketed his silver and left the store. saws
the Detroit Free Press, and the grocer placed
thS onrSAopo ia ms III. more customers came
IN and he forgot the incident until an hour later
when there came q hull in trade, and the thought
occurred to him that the stranger had neg
lected to return for the envelope and bill
Prompted more by curiosity than suspicion, he
took peep into the envelope. and discovered
to his utter CONSERVATION, that it did not con-
tain 50 greenback, as he supposed In fact
all 1t did contain was q slip of paper upon
which were these words:
Wishing you happy New Year, am yours
till death, CE4RIEs AueusTTIs TRIp y
The grocer closed his store at ouce and went
out to drown his sorro rs in the flowing bowl.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25

English newspapers are raising a vocif-
erous howl because Gen. Booth, of the Sal
walton Army, is said 70 have loaned Editor
Stead S25, 900 TO start the Reuieto of Re
cielcs. They complain that backing such
an enterprise is perversion of the funds in
his hands from the purpose for which they
were contributed. Besides, the papers ac-
cuse the general of extravaganza in leasing
expensive headquarters at cost of S100, GOO
All of this, the general says. is inspired by
people who are jealous of his success. Yet
there can be no question but that his very
free expenditures are legitimately subject
to criticism. Excess of success seems to
have somewhat turned the talking warriors
head
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25

The MoRNNe NEws is on file at the fol owing
places, where Advertising Rates and other in
formation regarding the paper can DO obtained:
NEW YORK CITY
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g. p. RowELL & Co., 10 Spruce street.
W. W. SHAaP & Co., 81 Park Row.
ERANK kIERSAN & Co. 152 Broadway.
pAUoHY & Co., "a Park Place.
J. w. THOMPSON. SO PARK Row.
AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PURLLsHERs' ASSOCIATION,
Potter Building.
PHILADELPHIA
N. W. AVER & SoE. Times Building,
BOSTON
D r. NILES 256 Washington street.
PgrTENauL & Co., 10 State street.
CHICAGO
LoaD & THOMAS, Is Randolph street.
CINCINNATI
EDwIS ALDEN COMPANY. 60 West Fourth street.
NEW HAVEN
rHE II. p HUBBARD COMPANY. % Elm street.
st. LOUIS
NELSON CHEsMAN & Co., 1877 Pine street.
ATLANTA
MoREINs NEWS BUREAU, 81 Whitehall street.
MACON
DAILY TELEGRAPH OFFICE. 597 Mulberry street.
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9 fE'sss Go DouA AciOve IAxs fiSs p =

Certainly they do We have no altsna1
tive. Perhaps you don't believe daler
when he tells you that he will give you
more than your moneys worth. Vol are
scarcely to be blamed for being incedu-
loua 1t does not look reasonable! does
it? Men go into business for their own
benefit and not for anybody else'sbeneht
you will say. So they do. but there comes
a time when it is cheaper to sell below
cost than to wait for another season.
You can readily understand that, even
If you arenot in the clothing line. That's
what's the matter with our business Just
now-we must clear off our stoek. We
want to sell at a sacrifice because it will
pay US better than to keep our capital
tied up. Under any other circumstances
such prices as these would be ruinous.
All may brag and blow about reduction,
but no one will sell you good Clothing as
low as 1.-THE FAMOUS" CLOTHING
HOUSE, 14S Brougton street.
BENNETT HYMEs, Prop.
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NpEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETINGS - Workingmen's Benevolent As
ISOLATION.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-In the Tolls, The Savannah
Carriage and Wagon Company; Sale of Securi-
ties of the Savannah Fire and Marine Insurance
Company; Do You Want Money? Townsend;
Printing, The Robinson Steam Printing Com
pany; The Georgia State Building and Loan
Association; Services at Second Baptist Church;
As to Crew of British Steamship Bernard: Now
Is the Time to Buy Real Estate, o. II. Dorsett,
Real Estate Dealer; Savannah Steam Laundry;
Society Concerts: Empire Steam Laundry;
Three Hundred Dollars Reward, Feherkamp.
SIS GARMENT FOR SO 46-A. r, Altmayer &
Co.
ENBRoIDERIEs, ETc.-At Eckstein's
WINTER CLoTHING-At Collat's.
OTHELLo AND ROYAL MANHATTAN RANGES,
ETc.--Jas Douglass.
The AK DRoPs-D Hogan.
TuRPENTNE MEN-The Savannah Carriage
and Wagon Company.
oFFEa EXTRAORDINARY Decentralization,
Foye & Co.
HALTER, AND MEMS FURNIsHER-LaFar.
MONDAY AND TUEsDAY-At Gray's.
AUCTION SALEs-Horses and Mules, by q. i.
Oppenheim: Elegant Dining Room Set ETC.,
BY c. H. Dorsett
OvERCoATs-Dryfus Bros.
GRocERs, ETC.-Engel g. Rothschild.
Stoves, ETC. Morton & Hanlsy.
If You THINK-Ludden & Bates s. ii, II.
We OFFER TO OUR TRADE-A. Ehrlich Bro
PRICES Go Down BEFORE INVENTORY AT the
Famous.
GREAT INVENTION IN HosIERY-Morrison, Foye
& Co.
PRAcTIcAL PLUMBER, ETc.-John Nieolson.
PERFECTED CRYSTAL LENsEs--G. NJ Heidi
Company, Agents.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTrsEMESTs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rant; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
our NEW YORK OFFICE.

Of the MORNING NEWS. office % Park Row,
New York. An advertising business outside OF
the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Ina " Ill be managed by him.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1891-01-25
Pretty, But Not Pious.

From the Burlington Free Press
She was smart and she was pretty, and her
elders thought her witty, and She tripped
the light fantastic like fay.
She could read both French and Latin, and was
sweet in print or satin, and 'twould make
your bosom heave to hear her play.
But in single life she tarried, and never, never
married, and she'll doubtless be maiden
till she dies.
For she babe proud defiance to the culinary
science, and she never knew the mystery
of pies.