New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1891-06-15
THE TALK OF THE Day

The "intellgent composltor' does not ofuen perpor
trate a more benefceDt blunder than was committed
in Brooklyn the other day. the outcome OF when was
the reconciliation of husband and wife who had De-
come seriously estrang ed. After domestic quaFrep
of a strenuous nature the betook himself to
newspaper Office where he wrote an advertisement
stating that would not be responsible for bis vile s.
debts Desiring two insertions Of it, he wrote over
IL: "For two days. When the "ad.' appeared III
announced that for two days only he would not %
responsible as aforesaid The wife saw 10 OF courses
and was so greatly struck by its comical aspect that she
forthwith sought her rato husband, and In shore
time they peacefully buried the Ratchet All on
account of printers stupid mistake. Truly no
builded better than he knew and was instrumental
in causing the wrath Of to eventuate In domesto
harmony.
Two strings TO His Bow-A musical man. accom-
panied by a hand-organ and a child, has been gyins
York After he had twisted Of the Beethoven;
soulstirring symphonies ont Of the instrument OK
torture. the artist sent the chlid among Tue e'"u'
A gentleman disgorged nickel. LII,
II wants anoder nickel" hsped the child
Dot nickel you put dot cup in vas for dc moo,ic,
but mine ladder sh professional peggsr pesides-
(Texas Siftings.
There are twenty-five public high schools IN New
England in which military drill is regularly tausn~
"The advantages named says The Boston ltaVer
lern @are carriage discipline, alertness Obedience
and kindred virtues The disadvantages named peary
oil fall under two heads the diversion OF interest,"
from the regular work of the school, pHggishhess a
sefesteem on the part of the officers Inc CONCLUSION
& that military drill has come to stay, but IL remains
for its friends TO solve many problems IN inc ""s
Of adapting it 10 the schools where time ana s'rens''
are already tested TO their utmost
Butter is made in peculiar way 10 California ,t ous
a Is sold in still more eccentric fashion Inc out
maker always turns il out in round rolls about hs
- ho apdc
hut the roll always lacks from six 10 eight ounces =.
full weight This thing has been gong on itr 10 any
10 the loss of the consumer, and without Pont 49,
one except the middcman. The latter buys Im ns
by the pound and sells II by the ro 80 ne handles
seyerai TONS Of bnter day this makes large l.e'
for on each roll he will make from se dsryman can't
UreSent This as II thew made butter In good TWO @
rolls no commission would handle H. n honest
Id s The roils and then sell their butter themsvss
in cooperative market This will also run S Secosd
oleomargarne which Il sold BY MANY uesi0'' -
class butter.-(st. Louis Globe Democrat
mysterious disease of the eyes has made !" APP
rearapce in bremen More than 1000 Children ".o
sufferers from the complaint, and five pubic S'"O''
have been closed
Coor-"pease sir. can't Won give me an old coat.
asked a mendcant Of wealthy merchant As .no
mendcant had formerly been the servant OF tHe HUT
@ Go S over to the clothing store ard ck yourself
out sl2 sut, and III come ana pay pay ior Tidnc the
cotbjno store man 10 one side. he said % MN - Il,
That old ducr sent me over to pcS ont y s ceS y.
clothes Now ! want you 10 let me have wv y MI.
mission so l. too. viii make something by this h''
uade.r-(TeXas strings
"The san Francisco Chronicle" Of June ae'o'e'
thirteen pages TO a complete, accurate and exhsuSu'
study of the subject irrigation In California sun
iect which is second nothing In the history VI ~
State. the discovery Of gold not excepted No' "up
has "The Chronicle collected facts and stauSu0'
lating to irrigation but 1t publishes the opinions "
capitalists business men, lawyers and students u '..
cation questions THE Chronicles articles FORM ~.
eneyclopaedia Of information irrigation. ana ~e ~
great value not only to the farmers, hostleui'u
and yitcuursts OF the Golden State but 10 thoSe WIZ
tu the lands Of other commonwealth.
True to His Mothers Memory.-Mrs Goodenou IA.
And YOU are hungry poor fellow. Here 'aS' manI
| bread and milk. And tell me, my SoVu H'''
! why YOU became tramp - e,rpotteu
Rainesed IIlly-Becanse have never iorsouo.
the teachings OF my dear, dead mother. enc ,.
heaven bless her-imprcssed upon me the WISH 'o
| sci Waste not want not
| Mrs Observation-Disclosures but don't see ,,, "a
Rednosed Billy-Of course you don't ~ Isntn ss
be expected that you with your ignorance Oh thas
| facts should see. But yon must know hnua i mn
il is we'll established that every adult lapoIlhs asys
wastes five OF muscle In the course VI % "A
| labor Therefore, while l reverence the moa tm NO.
| my .aInted mother, madam. ] cannot nay VIA w.
J work-lChcaso Time<