The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1891-10-08
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ghost.
-"Woman feels where maa thinks"
Yes. and that's what makes the men pre-
maturely bald.
= The largest tomato on record at the
Kansas agricultural college was produc'
ed this year. 1t weighs 80 ounces.
= Harvard College is 225 years old,
and has graduated $1,000 students.
A little more than half of them are liy-
ing.
"A female engineer, Miss Ida Hew-
lit, is regularly employed on the Cairo
and Kanawha Valley railroad in West
Virginia.
"Do you believe man spraug from
the ape?" "No; but I believe woman
springs from the mouse-in fact, I've sen
her do it."
= Mrs. spendall- -"You look worried.
Is it because you are SO deeply in debit"
Mr.. spendall (gloomily)-"No, it's be-
cause I can't get any deeper"
"Johnny," said the pretty teacher,
"what is kiss?" ri can't exactly put
it in words" returned the boy, "but if
yer really wanter know, I can show
yer"
= Cstarrh, neuralgia, rheumatism and
most diseases originate from impure
blood. Cleanse it, improve it, purify it
with De Wits Sarsaparilla and health is
restored, strength regained. Sold by
Wilhite & Wilhite. +
"And ladies and gentlemen" roared
the temperance lecturer, "what has filed
more graves than whisky ?" doctors"
squeaked a still, small voice in the back
part of the hall.
1t is quite the fashion now to take
De Wits Little Early Risers for liver,
stomach and bowel disorders. They are
small pills, but mighty good ones. Will
hite and Wilhite sells them. t
Printer-There was bill collector
here to see you. Editor-And what did
you do with him? Printer-I shot him.
Editor-Good gracious! And powder is
forty cents a pound Why didn't you
pitch him out of the window
"A beautiful skin, bright eyes, sweet
breath, good appetite, vigorous body,
pure blood and good health result from
the use of De Wits Sarsaparilla. 1t is
sold by Wilhite and White. t
-Quong Yo les Chinaman, who
has all the advanY % frat class ed.
ucation, has reg -nsrried an Indian
woman of the -ghies tribe, and they
will enter the 1ield as missionaries of the
Methodist Church. to which they both
belong.
- "When I marry 1 shall try to be
sure of one thing, and that is that have
woman of sense" "You mean woman
of prudence and forethought, with fine
perceptions and knowledge of human
nature ?" ayes, that's it exactly"
"But, they are the kind that never mar
ry."
= Constipation, blood poison, fever !
Doctors bills and funeral expenses cost
about two hundred dollars; DeWitts
Little Early Risers cost quarter. Take
YOUR choice. For aale by Wilhite & VIII
bite.
Rev. A. W. Mann, the deaf mute
preacher, says that there are forty thous.
and deaf mutes in the United States, and
upward of million in the worfd-fhe
ratio of deaf rnutes to the rest of the pop
ulation, according to his computation, is
one to every 1000.
"A New York woman hoped out of
bed the other night, flung her arms
around burglar and held him while her
husband ran several blocks for police.
man. All of which goes to show that
when woman gets her arms around
mans neck he is safe
- De Wits Little Early Risers never
gripe OF cause nausea. Mild but sure,
assist rather than force. Best little pill
for sick headache, chronic constipation,
dyspepsia. For sale by Wilhite & Will.
hite.
The Tennessee Courts have to decide
whether a man can select his own Sab.
bath, or rest day. A Seventh-Day ADJ
Yentist who insisted on keeping Saturday
as his rest day and working on Sunday
was indicted. He Was convicted in a
County court, but an appeal has gone up
to the higher court.
- The youngest married couple in
} Connecticut, probably, dwell in the little
country hamlet of Sterling, among the
Windham County Hills. They are Mr..
and Mrs. G. Fenner. He is IA years and
, Z months old and she is Is years and 4
months. They have been married for
! several months.
| If food sours on the stomach, diges'
ton is defective. De Wits Little Early
3 Risers will remedy this. The famous
little pills, that never grippe and never
disappoint. For sale by White & Will
! hite. +
Deacon Jones-"But, my dear man,
r why cannot you and your wife agree to
harmony" Dear man-"Thats just it.
I'm agreed, but she isn't. I, of course,
want her to harmonic with me, but she
insists that 1 shall harmonize with her.
Just like woman, you know. Bound to
have her own way every time"
This is record.smashing year.
Mrs. Georgia A. Brown made notable
divorce record in Oakland, California, a
few days ago. She filed her complaint
on Tuesday morning, the summons were
f served on Wednesday, on Thursday her
husband put in a frivolous answer, and
! on Friday the answer was stricken out.
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