The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1891-06-06
AMONG THE SPIRITS,

Ny naburs is mourn hart crazy on the
0ew-fangled idear about Sperrets. Sper.
retooul Sircles is held nitely & 4 or
long haired fellers has settled here and
gone into the Sperret biznis Exclusively.
A atemt was made to git Mrs. A. Ward
to embark into the Sperret biznis but
the atemt failed. of the long haired
fellers told her she was ethereal creeter
& wood make q sweet mejium, WHARF,
upon she attact him with mop handl,
and drove him out of the house. Twill
hear obsarve that Mrs. Ward is a inval-
cradle womua-the partner Of my goys
& the shairer of my sorrers. In my ab-
sunse she watchis my interests s. things
with q Eagle Eye & when I return she
welcums me in afectionate stile. Trooly
it is with us rs it was with Mr.. 6 Mrs
lNaoMER in tho Play, to whit
ssolcs with but single thawt
harts which beet ash
My naburs injooced mo to attend a
Sperretooul Sircle ut Squire Smiths.
When arrove I found the east room
chock full includin all the old maids in
the villige & the long haired TELLER a4said
When l went in I was salootid with
there Gums the benited man"-'.hear
Gums the hory-heded unbeleever"- there
Gums the skoffer at trooth," etsettery.
etsettery.
SEE !. my frens, it's troo I'm hear, 6
now bring on your Sperrets."
OF the long haired fellers riz up and
sed he would state q few remarks. He
sed man was . critter of intelleck g. was
movin on to Cole. Sum men had biz.
ger intellecks than other men had and
they wood sit to tho Cole the soonerest.
sum men were beests & wood never git
Into the Cole ct all. Ho sed the Eth
was material but man was immateriul.
and hens was different from the Firth,
The Firth. continnered the speaker. r.
solves round on. ito own axeltree once
IN "A hours. but a. man haint gut No
axeltroe he can't resolve. He SD the
ethereal easunoe Of the koordinxte
branchis Of superhuman natur becum
mettymorfuased - man progrest in har.
monial ooexistunoe d eveutooallv anty
humanised theirselves q turned into
regaAr spesEetuellsra This was versif.
ferusly applaoded by the cumpany. and
~ make It pint to get along q pleas
ant - possible, sung out, ''buliy 10,
you. old boy."l
Tho cumpaay then drew round TN
table and the &rcle kommenst TO 10 Il
They axel mo il there was ANYBODY n
the Sperret land which wood ike e
coovarso With. 1sed IL Bin Tompkins,
who was oact my partner in the show
bisnia. was sober. I should Hike 70 con.
varee With him few PERIODS.
us the Sperret q william Toupkin.
prcecot sed Of tbs long haired chaps,
and there va three knox On the table.
Sec !. .Wiliiam, how goes il, Old
6weetpassr'
'Pvtty mi, old hosa." he replide.
AT youin tho show bixnix, Wilhsmy'
ed l.
He ed he was. uo sd he 4 John
Bonyan wD tavelin With . side shov
IN connection with Shabpere, Jousoo 4
Co.. Crcua 10 sed old Bun fmeenin
Mr.. BunyanJ stirred up the animils 4
ground tho organ while he tended door
oocashunally Mr.. Bunyan sung a comic
song: Tho Circus WITS doin midlin we'll
Mn Shakspecf h,d made grsts hit With
old Bob Ridley. and Ben Jonson M.
dei,ttn the peple with his trooly er.te A.
OF hossmanship without sa.ldul or hrldal
SEE l. william. my luvly friend. can